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Call your local Indian Spring man.
He's in the Yellow Pages.

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It's only a few pennies a day.

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Enjoy the winter clearance sale at
Howlands. All prices drastically slashed.

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50 per cent off on ladies' coats,
with the look of leather.

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Come on and see at 53 Market Street
at the sign of the winking owl.

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WBROL Charlestown.

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Channel 8's 11 o'clock movie,
Richard Anthony in High Risk Devils.

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Don't miss it.
And now back to Jim Carr's Sports Talk.

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Hi. Jim Carr again.

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Denis, I know that some in our audience
don't know the finer points of hockey.

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Could you tell them,
for example, what is icing?

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Well, icing happen when
the puck come down, bang, you know,

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before the other guys,
nobody there, you know.

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My arm go comes out,
then the game stop then start up.

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I see. What is high-sticking?

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High-sticking happen when the guy take
the stick, you know, and he go like that.

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You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never.

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- Why not?
- Against the rules.

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You stupid when you do that,
some English pig with no brains...

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Denis, what is slashing?

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Slashing is like that, you know?

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Mm-hm. And there's a penalty for that?

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- Yeah. And for trip also, you know.
- Oh?

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Like that. And for hook like this.

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- And for spear, you know, like that.
- Mm-hm.

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All bad. You do that,
you go to the box, you know.

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Two minutes by yourself,
and you feel shame, you know.

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- Mm-hm.
- And then you get free.

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The Chiefs are at home against
Hyannisport at the War Memorial at eight.

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Good seats are still available.

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- A look at sports.
- I think that went very well.

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At defence, for the Chiefs,
number five, Billy Charlebois.

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At centre tonight for the Chiefs, number
seven, player-coach Reggie Dunlop.

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Dunlop, you stink!

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At left wing, number ten, Ned Braden.

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I hate you, Braden!

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Playing right wing,
number 14, Jean-Guy Drouin!

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Frog pussy!

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Gentlemen, ournational anthem.

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Hey, Denis.

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- How's it going, Nick?
- I'm drunk.

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- Nah!
- I'm not bullshittin' ya.

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Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus.
Louise left me,

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and that son of a bitch over there keeps
playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced.

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Jeez, I'm really sorry.

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Anybody throws me against the boards,
I'm gonna piss all over myself.

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Take it down the other end, Ned!

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I thought I'd get Jerry one of those
"Great ldeas of the World" sets.

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You can look up the ideas alphabetically,
like arts, mechanics, philosophy.

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Yeah. Johnny always says you can
just screw so much and drink so much.

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We got Charlestown trailing here three to
nothing, with 10.48 left in the first period.

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Whoops! Correction, folks.
That's two to nothing.

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We don't wanna make it
any tougher for the Chiefs.

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That's what you're paid for, Braden.
Now try winning a game for a change!

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Number ten, Ned Braden,
with his 18th goal of the year,

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assisted by numberseven, Dunlop,
and number 14, Drouin.

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Ned Braden is now the leading scorer
in the Federal League. Time of the goal...

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Tie it up out there, guys!

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Come on, defence!
Get the puck outta there!

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Hit him, Billy, hit him.

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With us in the press box is
injured Chiefs defenceman, Dave Carlson.

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Dave, is it tough sitting here
watching your team lose like this?

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- Definitely, Jim.
- You injured your knee in a game.

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- No.
- No? I thought you had.

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No, I have a cold. You know,
the runny nose and the sore throat.

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I went out in that storm
there last week to start my car.

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I didn't have my jacket on.
I think it's settled in my kidneys.

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We got action in the Presidents' goal.

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Hit him with your purse, ya pussy.

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Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered.

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He told me so. If anybody boards him,
he's gonna piss all over himself.

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- Piss all over himself? Good one.
- Faire pipi, eh?

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No, no. I OK.

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These games, and I'll check my memory
against the statistics as soon as I can.

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Joe McGrath.

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Oh, yes, miss.

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Get off the ice, Nick.
You're gonna kill yourself.

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They're out on the ice right now,
giving their all.

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- Get it together!
- They will be ready.

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Ensemble number 32,
entitled "Omar Sharif',

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modelled by Chiefs defenceman,
Billy Charlebois,

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who hails from, if I can read the card here,
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

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- The padded shoulders give it a '40s look.
- You look nice, son. Real spiffy.

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Keep in mind that the perfect accessory
for the man in your life

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is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games.

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- I look like some cocksuckin' faggot.
- Have you seen Reg or Braden?

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Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough.

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Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta
make a fool outta myself. Am I right?

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- Have you seen Dunlop or Braden?
- I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.

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I'm gonna open this faggot robe
and wiggle my dick.

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- You will not.
- Yes I am, Joe, and you know why?

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I want you to have a heart attack and die
so we never have to do this again.

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- Fuckin' fashion show.
- It's good publicity.

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You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in
the way you have in the past.

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I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em,
you cheap bastard.

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Be prepared, because when I yank it out,

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everybody in that audience except
my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits.

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Ensemble number eight,
as we watch Chiefs defenceman,

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Johnny Upton, modelling number eight.

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Joe McGrath. Just checking on Dunlop...

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We have two generations
of pro hockey with us

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for you folks to call in and question.

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Player-coach Reg Dunlop,
and right wing Ned Braden.

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Reggie, you represent the old guard, one
of the iron men of the Federal League.

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You've been playing pro hockey
now for how many years?

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- Quite a few, Jim.
- Is that right?

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On the other side of the scale, Ned,

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who's a college graduate
and an American citizen.

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- At Princeton you were all-Eastern?
- That's what it said in the yearbook.

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OK. Our lines are open.

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Anything you wanna know about
the fascinating world of pro hockey...

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Here we go. Hi there.
Jim Carr. What's your question?

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Hey, Dunlop, you old fart. Why don't
you get outta the game and let some...

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We're gonna spin some music
while we wait for our next caller.

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Before you do that, I know a lot
of kids would enjoy coming to the games

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to see a great veteran like Reggie skate.

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While we wait for our next caller,
we'd like to remind you folks calling in

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to keep your questions
within the boundaries of good taste.

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What kind of broad is it that
calls up and says something like that?

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- They're supposed to be our fans.
- Who cares? It's over.

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Idiot McGrath and his shitty PR schemes.

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I hate that cheap little bastard.

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What are these poor fuckers gonna do
when they close the mill?

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They ain't closing it,
just jacking the guys around

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so they'll feel happy they got jobs.

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- It's the old tactic, the mindfuck.
- Announced it today.

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April 1, they shut it tight.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- That's a big surprise.
- 10,000 mill workers placed on waivers.

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What the hell
are they gonna do with them?

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I don't know.
Every sucker for himself, I guess.

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- Hey, who's she?
- Um... it slipped my mind.

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Oh, yeah? Maybe your wife'll remember.

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You're the best girl in the whole world.
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

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Ruby. How's my Ruby?
How's my girl, huh?

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You're a sweetheart.
I missed you. Yes, you're a sweetheart.

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Are you my girl?

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- Beginning to like it here, huh?
- No. I hate it here.

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I'm cracking up, you know what I mean?

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- You don't look bad.
- Can't figure it out. I'm slippin' fast.

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- I think you look fine.
- Slow down. You're making her nervous.

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Jerry, I'd like to cancel the order.

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- And there's another little matter...
- Hello?

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- Hey, Joe.
- Would you hold it a minute?

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What happens to us
when the mill closes?

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Don't worry about it. Here, the new
boys are coming in on the 4.15 bus.

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I wanna know what happens... Who are
these guys? I never even heard of 'em.

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- Son, just take 'em to the hotel.
- I've done enough shitwork for today.

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- The fuckin' fans call in with dirty talk.
- Reg.

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- Nothing in my contract says...
- Reg! Do you see this quarter?

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It used to be a nickel.

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Now, the golden years are behind you.

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One season, you'll be hanging up
the blades and retiring the axe.

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Fuck it.

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Then you'll remember it was Joe McGrath
who trained you for the front office.

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I'm sorry, Jerry.
Like I say, I'd like to cancel the order.

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In fact, I've got
some equipment I'd like to sell.

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The skate sharpener,
the massage table, the Jacuzzi, our bus...

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Transways Express Flyernumber 83,
forPittsburgh, Cleveland...

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ready forboarding at gate two.

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Please have your tickets available.

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Hey! Hey!

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- You the Hansons?
- Fuckin' machine took my quarter.

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Who are you?

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Reggie Dunlop, the coach.

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- Grab your gear and let's get goin'.
- OK. Come on, Steve, let's go.

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- It took my quarter.
- Think they show Speed Racer here?

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Hey, guys! Wait up.

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Look what I got!

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- You guys triplets?
- No, I'm in the middle.

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Steve's 20 and Jeffs 18.

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- Where are you from?
- Iron League.

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- The Iron League, huh? A lot of fights?
- Nah.

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Hey, I want a soda!

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We paid for a week,
then you gotta find a room of your own.

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OK, Coach. Gimme a grape or an orange,
and none of that stinkin' root beer!

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We go on the road tomorrow mor...

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We're on the road in the morning.

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- Bus leaves the War Memorial at 8am.
- I gave you a quarter at the bus station.

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Give me another dime.
I'm savin' a dime to call Mom.

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Jesus Christ.

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You cheap son of a bitch.
Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!

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I got a good deal on those boys. The
scout said they showed a lot of promise.

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They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em!

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I'd rather have 'em play with
their toys than with themselves.

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They're too dumb
to play with themselves.

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Every piece of garbage on the market,
you gotta buy it!

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Reg. Reg, that reminds me.

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I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948

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and Eddie Shore sends me this guy
that's a terrible masturbator.

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Couldn't control himself.
He would get deliberate penalties

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so he could get into
the penalty box all by himself,

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and damned if he wouldn't, you know...

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- Oh, Joe. Jesus.
- What was his name?

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"To see the three Chiefs
make a scoring rush,

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the bright colours of their jerseys...
flashing against the milky ice,

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was to see a work of art in motion."
That's good writin', Dickie.

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- I tried to capture the spirit of it.
- You did.

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- Want a beer to go along with that?
- It's ridiculous for us to be here.

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We stick out like a couple of sore thumbs.

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- I'm doin' what I like right here.
- It's making you crazy too.

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- You're turning into a zombie.
- I don't wanna have a stinkin' fight again.

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"Rookie goalie Denis Lemieux, continuing
his brilliant first season with the Chiefs..."

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Il parle de la game d'hier, ecoute ca.

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OK. "Denis Lemieux
continue sa saison..."

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My father'd give you a job. Yours would.

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I'm all for that.
Always good to have choices.

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I just wanna get out
of this goddamn dump.

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You take the van. I'll keep the dog.

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Hey, Lily. Come on...

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- What's the matter with her?
- You're bullshit. You're really bullshit.

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- You're drunk.
- Yeah, he's bullshit.

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Yeah? He and I
are the only decent items in here.

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That's great. Why should she give a shit
what people think? She's just scrappin'.

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My heart goes out to her.

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You guys gotta stop losin'.
Get the power play together.

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Yeah, we're working on it.

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- Is he nice to her?
- Yeah! He love her.

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He tell me. "I love her."

224
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Maybe Braden's a faggot.
Did you think of that?

225
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,900
You crazy?
He has a big cock! Like a horse!

226
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,065
Love is good, love can be strong

227
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,700
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

228
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:56,700
All right, it's comin' on,
we gotta get right back

229
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,300
Think that lady
in the red dress'll go home with me?

230
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,600
- No. She's not your type.
- How much?

231
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,600
Five dollars
she don't even look at your face.

232
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,800
You got a cute way oftalkin'

233
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,700
You got the better of me

234
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,000
- God, Francine, you look terrific.
- You're right.

235
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,900
You've been had. That's his wife.

236
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,000
I'm in a spin, you know

237
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,100
So, how's your money holdin' out?

238
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,100
There's a beer
in the fridge if you want one.

239
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,700
- Is that a new dress?
- Sort of.

240
00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:49,765
Looks good. Kinda tight.

241
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,300
I think I'm gaining a little weight.

242
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,600
- I don't know. Maybe it's better tight.
- Maybe.

243
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,600
Is that the first time you wore that dress?

244
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,100
Been goin' out? Gettin' around?

245
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000
You been seein' somebody in that dress?

246
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,300
Makin' out?

247
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,900
- That's none of your business any more.
- Jesus, Francine.

248
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,800
I think about you all the time.
Nothing is ever over.

249
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,700
If I wasn't so goddamn busy,
I mean, I'd see more of you.

250
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,000
I was gonna come down the other night
and ask you to the Aces,

251
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,500
but, I don't know, something came up.

252
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,200
What? You need dough?

253
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,800
- Save your money. You're gonna need it.
- Who, me?

254
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,300
When they close the mill,
the Chiefs'll fold.

255
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,200
- That's bullshit.
- These people are gonna be broke.

256
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,100
They're not gonna be going to hockey
games. You're not getting any younger.

257
00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:57,100
- I got nothing to worry about. I coach.
- You're no good at it.

258
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,200
Every player on that team
thinks I'm the greatest.

259
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,100
- What?
- You're a losing coach.

260
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
You can't make 'em win.

261
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,900
I was thinking about you the other day,
tryin' to imagine you

262
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,200
when you're through with hockey,
and I couldn't.

263
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,300
There was nobody there.

264
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,000
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna come back to you.

265
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,500
Too little, too late.

266
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,500
Hey! Charlie!

267
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,300
Ned! Ned!

268
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,600
I underlined the fuck scenes for ya.

269
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,600
Get back in the van.
You're gonna catch pneumonia.

270
00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:02,500
Go back to the van, cos you're gorgeous
and you're gonna catch pneumonia.

271
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,600
Go get her, Billy.

272
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:22,500
- Back in the ol' iron lung.
- She underlines the fuck scenes for ya?

273
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,400
Jeez, she must worship
the ground you walk on.

274
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,000
They teach you
how to underline in college.

275
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,700
Not the fuck scenes, they don't.

276
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,600
Braden, you gotta learn to put out more,
you know what I mean?

277
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,600
Holy Mother of God. Ned.
Ned, are you seein' what I'm seein'?

278
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,100
Hey, Billy.

279
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,400
Jesus!

280
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,800
It's finally happened.

281
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:01,100
- Hi, guys. How you doin'?
- Hello.

282
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,100
- Hey, fellas.
- They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.

283
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,500
Don't look at me. It's McGrath's doing.

284
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,300
What did he trade for these assholes?
A used puck bag?

285
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,700
I think it's a fuckin' disgrace.

286
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,700
- Watch Braden. He's gonna do somethin'.
- Hi.

287
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,500
- Are you guys brothers?
- Are you guys brothers!

288
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,100
- What a life.
- OK, bets on the trip, men.

289
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,300
Walt has entrusted me with
our ETA in Lancaster, $5 limit.

290
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,300
OK. I'm ready to take estimates
from the membership.

291
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,800
Walt is the leading contender

292
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,900
for the outdoor record,
Charlestown-Lancaster.

293
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,100
All aboard, son. Let's go, Walt.

294
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,600
Where are the new boys?

295
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,800
Oh, son. There are your brothers.

296
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:48,200
- Why is the fuckin' old man on this trip?
- I don't know.

297
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I'm expecting great things from you.

298
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,000
Walt, you didn't tell me you were
holding out on your old bookmaker.

299
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,600
Ooh, and it's all right,
and it's comin' on

300
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,300
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

301
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,200
Love is good...

302
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,100
- Who opened?
- On the stick. Let's go, Denis.

303
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200
Two dollars.

304
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,800
Two bucks. I'll call.

305
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,900
- Fold.
- Let's see.

306
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Two and sixes.

307
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,600
- Hey, that's nice.
- I'm out.

308
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,400
- Kings over.
- Fuck.

309
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,700
- I lose my blouse.
- Shirt. Your shirt.

310
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,200
Shit.

311
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:40,300
Denis, mon ami, if you sign your contract
over to me, I'll prorate your losses.

312
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,600
Jesus, Braden. You would, wouldn't you?

313
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:46,300
My ambition is to win all your contracts,
own this club and run it my way.

314
00:22:46,335 --> 00:22:48,300
- I'd make a fortune.
- Yeah.

315
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,800
Compulsory fashion shows
every afternoon.

316
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:54,400
- Radiothons twice a week.
- Recycled jockstraps.

317
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,000
- Who owns the club, anyway?
- I don't know.

318
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,100
You don't know?

319
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,100
What do you mean?
A corporation owns it.

320
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,900
- Who cares? You get your cheques.
- That's the spirit, Reg. That's it.

321
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,800
Hey, pot's light. Come on. Who's in?

322
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,900
What's the game?

323
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,400
Same game. Jacks or better, progressive.

324
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,600
Nothing wild, right?

325
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,700
Though it's only just begun

326
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,000
You give me yourlove...

327
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,465
- for two to gorgeous Honolulu!
- Oh, my God!

328
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:34,900
You'll be staying at the all-new
Leisure lnn in downtown Waikiki...

329
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,800
Hey, Drouin. Change the channel!

330
00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:40,500
Changez la canal.

331
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600
Jean-Guy, leave it. Touche pas.

332
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:46,900
- Shittiest rink in the fuckin' league.
- That ice is a goddamn disgrace.

333
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,900
You oughta put fuckin' Downy
in these jerseys, Charlie.

334
00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:52,300
Whoa! Hey, guys. Whoa, whoa.

335
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,400
- We're in trouble.
- What? Oh, shit, he's here.

336
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,900
- Who?
- Ogilthorpe.

337
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,200
- Ogie Ogilthorpe?
- You know Ogilthorpe?

338
00:24:00,235 --> 00:24:02,100
- Ogil-terp?
- Ogilthorpe.

339
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,300
For the sake of the game,
they oughta throw him in San Quentin.

340
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,300
- He is a criminal element!
- The worst goon in hockey today.

341
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,300
- Oh, yeah. Real cement-head.
- Big Afro. 21, 22. Watch out for him.

342
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,900
He's not playing. He's suspended.

343
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:20,300
That's Ogie! 15 minutes. Let's go, now.

344
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,900
Big crowd out there tonight.
Let's really try to win this one, eh, boys?

345
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,100
Gotta hand it to the old bastard,
he's original.

346
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,000
That man travelled
15 hours by bus to say that?

347
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,400
Hey.

348
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,100
- What are you guys doin'?
- Puttin' on the foil.

349
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,800
- Every game.
- Yeah, you want some?

350
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,000
No.

351
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:02,600
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
They don't leave the bench.

352
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,800
Charlie, ska...

353
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,400
Come on, now. The Chiefs are a terrific
organisation. But, well, the mill is closing,

354
00:25:14,435 --> 00:25:18,500
and I think next year I'd be
interested in a good front-office job.

355
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,200
Al, that's why I made the trip.
I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face.

356
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,800
Excuse me just a minute, Al. Son.

357
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:32,000
Push thatpelvis way up there.

358
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:37,500
Way, way up there.
Raise your tummy up to...

359
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:42,100
Let's play it smart out there tonight.
I wanna see a lot of work from you guys.

360
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:45,200
Use your heads on the ice
out there, will ya?

361
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,200
We all know how to play hockey.
Just play it smart.

362
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,400
- Get out there and stick 'em!
- Fuck 'em!

363
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,200
- Let's go!
- Come on!

364
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,800
- Come on!
- Let's go, now.

365
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,900
- We need this win. We've a lot of losses...
- Yeah!

366
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,400
That's what we're here for, guys. To win.

367
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:11,200
Play heads-up out there. Let's be smart.
We're better than any club if we try.

368
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:18,600
Come on, Braden. Our line starts.

369
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,200
It's fucking embarrassing.

370
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,800
- Come on, guys. We can get it back!
- What for? We're history.

371
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:59,000
- What are you talkin' about?
- McGrath's tryin' to get himself a job.

372
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,000
- Fuckin' team's folding.
- I knew there was a reason he came.

373
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,950
- Nobody told me anything.
- He wasn't gonna tell you.

374
00:27:04,985 --> 00:27:07,800
The fucker was holdin' on
till he could scrounge a job.

375
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,400
- Jesus Christ.
- Cover his wrinkled old ass.

376
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,450
Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come.

377
00:27:13,485 --> 00:27:16,400
- The team, fini. Kaput.
- Fini?

378
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:33,300
This is the last season.
It'll be announced tomorrow.

379
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,265
I'm too old to be traded in.
A one-in-a-million chance.

380
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:53,500
I'm gonna be calling my brother
tomorrow at the fuckin' Chrysler plant.

381
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,100
Operator? Operator?

382
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,400
Ah! Bernard. Yeah. They close it.

383
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,000
Yeah. Yeah, I want to echanger.

384
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Bernard, call Detroit, tell them bullshit.

385
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,665
Yeah. Yeah, something.

386
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:11,900
Wait. Ned, what's echanger in English?

387
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,100
Trade me right fucking now.

388
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Trade me right fucking now!

389
00:28:16,235 --> 00:28:18,300
Now hang up.

390
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,200
Hello?

391
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,200
- Wait a minute. Reg!
- Yeah.

392
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,265
Yeah. Hey!

393
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:39,100
If I had to do it again, I would've gotten
an education. You know what I mean?

394
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:43,700
Jesus Christ, look at Ned here.
He doesn't have to depend on hockey.

395
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,900
What are you doin' here?

396
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,500
Oh. Where's Hanrahan?

397
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,700
I know a good bar here. The Palm lsle.

398
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,800
Fucked the barmaid last trip.

399
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,500
I mean, I walked into the place,

400
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,700
she comes up to me without even sayin'
hello and just rubs up against me.

401
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,465
Ah, come on, Mo. Jesus. What?

402
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,400
I mean, she had her jugs
right up against my suit.

403
00:29:11,435 --> 00:29:15,300
- Nipples as hard as little rocks.
- Right, Morris.

404
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,200
Yeah. What's the address?

405
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,100
Any of you guys know
the Palm lsle in this town?

406
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:22,200
Yeah. Don't move.

407
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,700
Before Larry has his one chance
at ourJackpot Bowl,

408
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,100
is there anyone you would
like to say hello to back home?

409
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,300
- Ten bucks he says the guys at work.
- Ten bucks, wife and kids.

410
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000
- I'm with Braden.
- ..the camera and say hello to anybody.

411
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,700
I'd like to say hi
to all the guys down at work.

412
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,500
- All right!
- Ha!

413
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,800
Put my fucking car
back on the track, will ya?

414
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,100
One more lap.

415
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,400
- Hi, Coach.
- Hi, Coach.

416
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,600
How are ya?

417
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,300
- Two-nothing. Two-nothing.
- Come on.

418
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,700
- Brought your cars, huh?
- We're on the road.

419
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,900
- We're all set to go.
- Tell us when.

420
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,200
Oh. I'm shufflin' lines around, guys. I'll let
you know when I get it straightened out.

421
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,200
- OK, Coach.
- See you later, Coach.

422
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,800
Five-nothing. Five-nothing.

423
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,000
- I'm beating you guys.
- The thing's not workin'. I quit.

424
00:30:24,035 --> 00:30:26,600
I don't wanna play no more.
You broke the darn car.

425
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,800
- How am I supposed to play?
- You big baby.

426
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,000
You are the first man
I've slept with since I left Hanrahan.

427
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,900
Oh, Suzanne. A beautiful woman like you?

428
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,200
I've been sleeping with women.

429
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,400
Are you shocked?

430
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,000
No.

431
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200
Did you ever wanna sleep with a man?

432
00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,500
- No.
- Never?

433
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,100
No.

434
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,400
I don't blame you, though, Suzanne.
You see, women's bodies are beautiful.

435
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,100
But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere.
Locker rooms, cocks all over the place...

436
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,600
- Do you wanna know how it happened?
- No, that's OK.

437
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,100
No, that's all right.
Cos I have to tell it in court anyway.

438
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,000
See, every time
Hanrahan went out on the road,

439
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:32,365
I would go over to this wife's house,
and we would get drunk,

440
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,000
and we would talk about how depressed
and lonely we were without the guys.

441
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,700
Every week, blah, blah, blah.

442
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:46,000
Then, one night, we were talking
about how we hated the life,

443
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,600
and how we had never done
much of anything ourselves.

444
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,000
And I don't know why, really...

445
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,800
We were like kids.
We started playing with one another.

446
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,100
We were drunk, as usual.

447
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,900
The next week we did it sober,
and it was terrific.

448
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,600
At the end of the day, I think about
women. I think about women's bodies.

449
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:20,900
Maybe it'll change, and
I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies.

450
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Things being what they are, who knows?

451
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:26,650
When Hanrahan found out about it,
he went crazy.

452
00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:30,200
He said if I was a dyke,
that made him a queer.

453
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,400
He started slapping me around.
I ended up in the hospital.

454
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,000
- Oh, Jesus.
- Yeah. I'm on the I am. I'm hiding out.

455
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
We play him next week, you know.

456
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:45,600
Oh, God. I'm so sick of those games.
They seem so childish.

457
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,500
The Chiefs are folding.

458
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,800
The mill's closing,
and the economy and stuff.

459
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,000
I just found out about it tonight.

460
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,900
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

461
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,500
Christ.
A handsome man like you, Reggie?

462
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:10,500
It ain't easy. I don't see myself
in one of those bullshit nine-to-five jobs.

463
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,600
- Well, you could get traded.
- Suzanne, I ain't a rookie any more.

464
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:18,100
So far as the coaching goes,
you know, the Chiefs are...

465
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:24,200
Hey. Use your imagination.
It's what I've been doing.

466
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:29,200
Oh, look at me! Here I am,
a no-good runaway hockey wife.

467
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,500
A dyke.

468
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,700
Turn it off! I hate it! I hate it, I hate it!

469
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,000
- I don't wanna watch it!
- Don't touch that television!

470
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,465
Sorry about the Chiefs, Reg.

471
00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:01,100
I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday.
"Chiefs Fold: A Sad Commentary."

472
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,600
- Something along those lines.
- Dickie.

473
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:08,300
Something's afloat. This is on the QT,
but I think they're gonna sell us.

474
00:34:08,335 --> 00:34:10,900
I can't name names, but let's just say

475
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,900
that there's a senior citizen's community
in a southern state

476
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,300
that's in the market for a hockey team.

477
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,100
- The Chiefs?
- Actually, it's Florida.

478
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:24,600
See, they're gettin' a bunch of old geezers
down there from the northeast.

479
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:29,000
And what do you think
those old geezers really miss in Florida?

480
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,100
I think there are
a lot of shysters in Florida.

481
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,500
Hockey. Their own team.
A Saturday-night game.

482
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,700
Those poor old people down there,
they gotta have something to root for.

483
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,765
You're a pussy.

484
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,100
Daddy, he called me a pussy
and then he changed the station.

485
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,300
Don't bother your daddy now.
Work it out amongst yourselves.

486
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,565
Baby, baby, baby!

487
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:57,100
Now, let me get this straight. A retirement
community has bought the Chiefs?

488
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,000
- Oh, no. I said negotiating.
- Well, that's not much to go on, Reggie!

489
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,100
Dickie, Dickie,
they've already built the rink!

490
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,600
They've dumped a lot of capital into this.

491
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,300
What they're really lookin' for
is a cheap deal on a team.

492
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,900
And since we ain't exactly
the Boston Bruins...

493
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:20,200
How could anybody in his right mind
buy a fifth-place team?

494
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,700
That situation is gonna be changed,
I guarantee you.

495
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,200
Watch your wing!

496
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,600
Hey, Hanrahan!

497
00:35:28,635 --> 00:35:30,700
Hanrahan!

498
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,900
Cover the point, goddamnit!

499
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Come on, Mo! Give it to him.

500
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,400
It's along the boards! Nail him, nail him!

501
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,200
Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!

502
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,000
Get him outta there!

503
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,400
Watch it behind the net!

504
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,300
Hey, Hanrahan! She's a dyke!
I know! I know!

505
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,600
Come on! Pick it up, take it out!

506
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,300
She's a lesbian! A lesbian!

507
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,900
- A lesbian!
- Son of a bitch!

508
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,065
You're nuts, Hanrahan!

509
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,300
He wouldn't dare
pull anything like that on Johnny.

510
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,800
That's it. That's all.

511
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,000
- Hold it. That's all.
- What the fuck you talkin' about?

512
00:37:20,035 --> 00:37:22,300
- You're out.
- Son of a bitch!

513
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,700
Jesus Christ!

514
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,500
Good job, guys. That's the way.
Two points, that's it.

515
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,400
My allergy to those fucking fans,
you know, has returned.

516
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,400
That ends the longest losing streak ever.

517
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,400
- What did he say to Hanrahan?
- Two points, eh?

518
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,500
Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him?

519
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,900
- I told him his wife was a dyke.
- No!

520
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,300
- Yeah!
- Fuck!

521
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,900
Jesus Christ. No wonder he flipped his lid.

522
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,800
Anybody called my old lady a dyke,
I'd go fuckin' bananas.

523
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,300
His wife is a dyke.

524
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,900
- Jesus Christ. Poor fuckin' guy.
- Does that make him a fag?

525
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:25,000
Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew
it would piss the shit out of him.

526
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,300
She's a fantastic gal. I mean, fantastic!

527
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,600
I knew it'd drive him berserk.

528
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,500
You nailed him, Coach,
in the fucking head.

529
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,700
- Right in his mind.
- He deserved it!

530
00:38:35,735 --> 00:38:37,600
Yeah! Yeah!

531
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,800
That was wrestling shit. They didn't have
a backup goalie. It was a garbage goal.

532
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,400
No, no. You gotta twist them
and fuck with them.

533
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,500
It was a garbage win.

534
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,000
Hey! Hey, Lily!

535
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,500
Lil! Where you goin'?

536
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,100
Hey, Lily!

537
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,200
Hey, Lily.

538
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,200
Hey!

539
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,900
Lil!

540
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,700
Jesus, Lily, there've been three rapes
and two murders in this park in one year.

541
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,350
- I didn't do it.
- We're gonna freeze to death.

542
00:39:43,385 --> 00:39:46,900
If you leave,
you won't have that problem, will ya?

543
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,200
- What's the story on that dog?
- What?

544
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,100
What's the story on that dog?

545
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,800
That's the dog that saved
Charlestown from the 1938 flood.

546
00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,900
Well, fuck him.

547
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,600
He's just gonna shock her
with his views on life.

548
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,900
You know, if you were
to come up to my apartment,

549
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:35,600
I'd fix you a hot drink, rub your back,
and we could find a good game on TV.

550
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,700
Great.

551
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,900
I'd even fix you something to eat,
tell you some stories, and...

552
00:40:40,935 --> 00:40:44,800
Well, by the time pneumonia set in,
you'd be sound asleep.

553
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,400
Well, see you around.

554
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:57,800
You know, he's... he's been so kind to me.
He comes in every day.

555
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,700
He really doesn't wanna rush
yourprogress right now.

556
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,500
I think I'll invite him
out to the summerhouse tonight,

557
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,500
so that we can talk about you more.

558
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,100
I wish I could
put my arms around you.

559
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,200
When you get out
ofthisjacket, you can.

560
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,500
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Coach.

561
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,200
Reg.

562
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:23,000
I sold your car.

563
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,600
- My 260Z?
- Yes.

564
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,400
But that was my car.

565
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,600
Alex, don't you remember?

566
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:38,800
When you had the amnesia,
you gave me power of attorney.

567
00:41:38,835 --> 00:41:40,500
I'd forgotten.

568
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,700
- That cunt is no good.
- Nice talk.

569
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,000
I've boxed up everything.

570
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,800
She do that to make him crazy
so he don't know what he doing.

571
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,300
Cynthia Pierce is having
an affair with Carl Barton.

572
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:55,100
- She's lyin' to him.
- Oh, Alex. Alex.

573
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,400
You mustn't be weak.

574
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,100
I don't believe this. I don't friggin'
believe this! Hey, you guys, listen.

575
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,800
"Chiefs Sought
By Florida Retirement Community."

576
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,800
- Oh, come on, Dave.
- No, Johnny, it's right here.

577
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,800
Hey, JG, Jimmy, come over here.
Listen to this.

578
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,600
"Unidentified but reliable sources
have informed the Times Herald

579
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,800
that a St Petersburg, Florida
retirement community is negotiating

580
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:24,500
with the Charlestown Hockey Corporation
for the purchase of the Chiefs."

581
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:27,800
It's right there, Reg. Look at that. Yeah!

582
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:32,200
Dickie Dunn wrote this.
It's gotta be true. Fantastic!

583
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,800
- Florida.
- What sucker would buy the Chiefs?

584
00:42:35,835 --> 00:42:37,300
Jealous there, big guy?

585
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,100
Your mother shoulda bought you skates!

586
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,800
Cut off my balls, I'll be skating in Florida

587
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,500
- We're gonna miss you.
- Here's to the sap that'd buy the Chiefs.

588
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,200
Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!

589
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:56,600
Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in FLA.

590
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,100
Yeah!

591
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,900
- What's wrong, Reg?
- Huh? Oh, nothing.

592
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,300
You got an expression
of sadness on your face.

593
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,800
- I guess this is my last season.
- No, it's not. We're being bought.

594
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:34,200
At my age, you gotta think about retiring.
I know all the other teams laugh at me.

595
00:43:34,235 --> 00:43:37,900
- That's not true.
- They do. I hear 'em, every game.

596
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,300
They're just saying that to get you upset.
It doesn't mean anything.

597
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,000
Thanks, kid. Maybe you're right.

598
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,100
Drouin, open your fucking eyes!

599
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,500
Tough news, Barclay. Sorry.

600
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,700
What fuckin' news?

601
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:17,900
Minnesota dropped you. Yeah,
it's in Hockey News. I'll save it for you.

602
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,465
I got a contract!

603
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,800
Come on, let's go, let's go!
Come on! Let's go!

604
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,200
Know what your problem is, Dunlop?
You're too fuckin' old to play this game.

605
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:29,800
Take that sentence back!

606
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,100
Too much, too soon.

607
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,700
Dave, hold it steady.
You're makin' me miss.

608
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,400
You got him, Dave!

609
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:12,500
Did you hear what he said?
He shouldn't have said what he said.

610
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,900
You don't say stuff like that on the ice.

611
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,100
- Let's just win the game.
- We are winnin' the friggin' game!

612
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,700
You goon!

613
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,800
You wanna say some more,
you ugly bastard?

614
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, get him!

615
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,600
We were all there.
We all saw it with our own eyes.

616
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,100
Dave.

617
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,700
Goddamn lardass, Barclay Donaldson.
I'm tellin' you, he jumped us.

618
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,000
Gloves off, stick down, no warning.
He challenged the Chiefs!

619
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,600
- He called us names.
- Called us names!

620
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,300
- But Dave was there.
- Dave's a killer!

621
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,200
- Dave's a killer.
- Dave's a mess.

622
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,100
OK, but Dave's out.

623
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:10,400
- Who's gonna take his place?
- Is the answer Jesus?

624
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,200
OK, guys. Show us what you got.

625
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,500
God save us.

626
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,400
Kill 'em! Kill the bastards!

627
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,100
I do not believe my friggin' eyes.

628
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,400
These guys are a fucking disgrace.

629
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:45,800
And I'm telling you, Broom County
is just visibly upset by this display.

630
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,500
Get places for the home games.
Bring the kids.

631
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,400
We got entertainment
for the whole family.

632
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,100
There goes Jeff Hanson
into the corner. No, it's Jack.

633
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,900
17. I'll have to check that later.
A crushing check on the boards!

634
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,400
Things are really going on out there now!

635
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:22,400
Now Steve is in front of the net. I think
that's Steve. Yes. No. Yeah, it is Steve.

636
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,300
And I think that was Jack.
It was Jeff or Jack.

637
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,300
These brothers are stomping all over...

638
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,500
- You! Out!
- What?

639
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,000
- You! Out!
- Huh? What for?

640
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,700
- You! Out!
- No! No!

641
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,200
- Get your eyes examined, you idiot!
- What are you doin'?

642
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:02,400
- They're all gone!
- It was self-defence, for Christ's sake!

643
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,400
- They're gone!
- How much do you expect a man to take?

644
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:08,500
- Don't come near me.
- Are you runnin' a goddamn dance?

645
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,500
Open it.

646
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,100
- Joe, who own the Chiefs?
- Owns. Owns.

647
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,600
Owns. Owns.

648
00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,700
I don't know.

649
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,700
Thanks.

650
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,600
- OK. What?
- He don't know.

651
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,100
- How'd you ask?
- I say "Who own the Chiefs?"

652
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,000
- What did he say?
- Owns. Owns.

653
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,600
For Christ's sake.

654
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:16,400
I don't care who own the Chiefs.
I hate it here.

655
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:21,100
It make me sick. My allergy,
puke every time, bleugh! Like that, puke.

656
00:50:21,135 --> 00:50:24,100
You're a goalie.
You're supposed to be like that.

657
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,300
Somebody own the Chiefs.

658
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,600
We go to Florida and I get the money.

659
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:44,800
That's nice.

660
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:52,400
I don't like the way they cover their jugs
all up with the feathers, you know, Reg?

661
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,800
They are so beautiful.

662
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,400
They oughta cut the costumes up higher
on the thigh, so you can see more ass.

663
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,600
You make me sick
when you speak, Morris.

664
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,600
This isn't art. This is sex.

665
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,300
Ooh!

666
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,600
Ogilthorpe fucked her, you know.

667
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,800
It's true. I heard it from a couple of guys.

668
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:31,700
Ogilthorpe fucked the last girl
on the pinwheel of the lce Stravaganza.

669
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,000
That's her, right there.

670
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,400
Get your butt in gear, for the love of Mike.

671
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,900
- You gals like skatin', huh?
- Sure.

672
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,200
I mean, dressed as bluebirds with all them
feathers on, racin' around the ice like that.

673
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:29,300
- You should talk.
- No, well, I just asked out of curiosity.

674
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,800
- I like to see how the other half lives.
- Renee, I like to skate too.

675
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,200
- But the hair is rotten here.
- Hair?

676
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:37,300
Yeah. The hair.

677
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,900
- Air.
- It make me sick.

678
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
- Your face is a mess.
- I got in a fight. See?

679
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,400
I don't know. It looks sorta cute.

680
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,500
- Are you a fighter?
- Nah. I'm a lover.

681
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,100
Is your team any good?

682
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,700
No. In fact, we're so bad
that we're disbanding.

683
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,300
What about Florida, eh, Reg?

684
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,500
- Well, we got a win.
- We won three games in a row, Reg.

685
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,500
- Yeah. We're on a roll.
- We're on a roll. We're gonna win.

686
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,000
How's Ogie Ogilthorpe?

687
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,800
- Who?
- Ogie Ogilthorpe. You know old Ogie.

688
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:23,400
- Ogie.
- You think he's all he's cracked up to be?

689
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,600
Is he a nice guy?

690
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,900
I'll be right back.

691
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:36,200
- You're doing great. You've got 'em...
- Oh, yeah. You betcha.

692
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:39,700
Hey, Coach!

693
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,800
How you doin'?

694
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,600
Son of a bitch.

695
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,800
Ooh, and it's all right,
and it's comin' on...

696
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:05,400
Hey, where the hell
did all this beer come from?

697
00:54:05,435 --> 00:54:07,600
- It's from the owner.
- The owner?

698
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,200
Yeah.

699
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,000
How's his family, Reg?

700
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,400
He told me to say he's glad we're winnin',

701
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,300
cos it'll make it easier
to close that Florida deal.

702
00:54:16,335 --> 00:54:18,500
- You find the guy name?
- Oh, yeah.

703
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,400
- He's neat. Looking to get us bonuses.
- Hey, that's good news, eh?

704
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,700
Yeah.

705
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,100
- What? What?
- Beats me.

706
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,300
No one can take yourplace

707
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,200
If you get hurt

708
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,800
What the fuck is that?

709
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,300
Hey!

710
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,700
Where? Oh, yeah!

711
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,100
- We thought it'd be a big surprise.
- It's wonderful!

712
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,400
You look like my mother! You're beautiful!

713
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,800
Yeah! Billy!

714
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,700
Hey. It's me, Reg. How are you?

715
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:20,100
We're kickin' the shit
outta everybody. We're unbeatable.

716
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,300
Listen, I got a favour to ask ya.

717
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,300
Yeah. Remember Francine?

718
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,400
All together in one room. Why not?

719
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:35,200
My ex-wife. Yeah, the pretty one.
Well, has she been in there?

720
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,900
- We're in the Chiefs!
- It's against our policy.

721
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,700
Couple of tickets in it for you. Which bar?

722
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:49,200
Wait a minute. Hold it. No, it's just
everybody's going bananas in here.

723
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,300
- They convicted Ogilthorpe.
- Help me.

724
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,900
Get the manager. Somebody help me.

725
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,100
Eddie? Listen, this guy she was with -
what did he look like?

726
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,900
It's their rink, it's their ice
and it's their fuckin' town.

727
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,400
- But tonight we got our fans with us!
- Yeah!

728
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,500
They spent their own dough to get here,
and they came here to see us.

729
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,200
Let's show 'em what we got. Get out
on the ice and let 'em know you're there.

730
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:19,200
Get that stick in their side,
let 'em know you're there.

731
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:22,000
Get that lumber in his teeth,
let him know you're there!

732
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,900
Bleed all over 'em.
Let 'em know you're there.

733
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,100
Give 'em a good warm-up, Danny.
Let's go.

734
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,200
Come on, fellas.

735
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,700
Good game tonight, guys.

736
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,200
The Peterborough Patriots
versus the Charlestown Chiefs,

737
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:41,000
brought to you by
Sheehan's Rustproofing.

738
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,000
The Chiefs have come out
on the ice for a warm-up period.

739
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,000
They're about to try
for their fifth consecutive win.

740
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,365
They're applauded by their booster club,

741
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,700
who have travelled all the way
from Charlestown to be here tonight.

742
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:30,600
There's no one to stop it because
there are no officials on the ice.

743
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:34,200
What has come over
the Charlestown Chiefs?

744
00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:46,000
And the rockets' red glare

745
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,500
The bombs bursting in air

746
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,500
Gave proof through the night

747
00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:00,600
That our flag was still there

748
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,700
I got my eye on you.
You pull one thing, you're out.

749
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,300
I run a clean game.
Any trouble, I'll suspend you.

750
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,600
I'm listening to the fucking song!

751
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:19,000
O'er the land of the free

752
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:24,700
No. No, no. To Mrs Reggie Dunlop,
from Reggie Dunlop.

753
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,800
Collect.

754
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,400
Well, make it...
Operator, I'll pay for the call here.

755
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,400
Whoa!

756
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:39,200
- What are you doin'?
- Makin' it look mean.

757
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,700
Yeah!

758
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:49,800
Honey? We won last night. Yeah, we won.
I got a good winning streak going...

759
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:53,000
Who is this?

760
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,100
Hello?

761
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,300
Shit!

762
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:12,300
A little bit south of Saskatoon

763
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,200
Me and Junie Mae, we got on fine

764
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:20,300
Till I had to move

765
00:59:20,335 --> 00:59:22,400
Gin.

766
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,600
Eight.

767
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,300
- Hey, Reg?
- Yeah?

768
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,600
- I think I'm gonna change my name.
- Oh, yeah?

769
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,700
Yeah.

770
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,800
Killer.

771
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:44,000
Hey, that's got a nice ring to it, kid.

772
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,600
Yeah.

773
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,300
I'm not gonna do it.

774
00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:00,700
- I'm not gonna goon it up for you.
- No?

775
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,100
Nope.

776
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,100
I'll bench you.

777
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,200
I'll take my chances.

778
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,800
Keep on thinkin' of my honeymoon

779
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,900
A little bit south of Saskatoon

780
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:27,200
Pick up the boosters!

781
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,100
Pull over, Walt!

782
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,700
Let's get the girls in here.

783
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,200
Come on, Walt!

784
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800
Great.

785
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,400
My husband will kill me
when he finds out.

786
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,600
Let's go.

787
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,100
Their bus is coming up the street!
They're coming!

788
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:13,300
We don't need you here!

789
01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:16,800
There's no room in sports
for people like you.

790
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,500
Get outta town!

791
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,600
Keep thinkin' of my honeymoon

792
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:31,000
A little bit south of Saskatoon

793
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,200
By a big old fire and honeymoon

794
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600
A little bit south

795
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:41,400
7-1. There's the face-off.

796
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,900
Charlestown Chiefs seem to be
coming down the ice with the puck.

797
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,300
Kill those Hanson creeps!

798
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,800
You goons! You can't skate!

799
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,800
We like to see an old-fashioned
brand of hockey played here.

800
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,700
You're a bunch of animals,
you Hanson apes!

801
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,600
Get outta town, four-eyes!

802
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,900
- Is this the guy?
- Yeah, that's him!

803
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,100
No, he's over there!

804
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:56,200
Ladies and gentlemen, look at that.
You can't see that. I'm on radio.

805
01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:00,300
No, no, not him. That's the one!

806
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,900
Go fuck a moose, froggy!

807
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,100
Think we should get into this?

808
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,200
Just a thought.

809
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:13,200
- It wasn't me!
- No, Jeff, no. It's the other guy.

810
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:21,300
Think the old folks in Florida
are gonna like these guys?

811
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,300
I don't believe a word of that Florida shit.

812
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,500
The fans are standing up to them. The
security guards are standing up to them.

813
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,400
The peanut vendors
are standing up to them!

814
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:34,300
If I could get down there,
I'd be standing up to them!

815
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,900
- What hit you?
- An object, right in the face.

816
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,200
- I know. What was it?
- I don't know. Key chain, you know.

817
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,900
- Car keys, house keys.
- Keys to the camper.

818
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,000
- Hi, guys.
- The Hansons.

819
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,900
Guys? Put the fucking bus in gear.
The cops have come for the Hansons.

820
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,800
- The cops?
- How many are out there?

821
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:20,400
The Hansons.

822
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,900
I throw up my hands. I can't control
'em any more. They gotta be punished.

823
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:30,000
Will you do me a favour
and put 'em behind bars?

824
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:38,300
They're looking for you guys.
There's gotta be some misunderstanding.

825
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:47,500
Look at his lip. Somebody threw a fucking
tyre chain, hit him right in the mouth.

826
01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:49,900
Scratches, made by human fingernails.

827
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,200
This kid has taken a savage beating.

828
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,800
There's six of them out there for us.

829
01:04:56,900 --> 01:05:01,600
They're gonna put you in the same jail
with Ogilthorpe. Come on, you guys.

830
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,900
They let you make one phone call.

831
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,500
They book you, then they give you a dime
and let you make one phone call.

832
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:13,400
- Call the pizza man!
- Why don't you call a massage parlour?

833
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,500
- Hey, guys, we'll see you later.
- Save me a piece of pizza.

834
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:22,300
- Don't eat my watermelon sticks.
- Don't admit to nothing, you guys.

835
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,700
It's me - Reg. They're puttin' the Hansons
away on a trumped-up charge.

836
01:05:28,735 --> 01:05:32,800
Someone threw a monkey wrench.
Yeah, it hit Jeff right in the face.

837
01:05:32,835 --> 01:05:36,900
No, they were defending the honour
of Charlestown at the time.

838
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,600
The boosters are behind us 100 per cent.

839
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:44,200
Dickie? Have you seen Francine?

840
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:48,700
Sergeant, you will never meet a greater
champion of pure hockey than me.

841
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,800
Sergeant, I knew Eddie Shore!

842
01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:53,200
- You guys back there?
- Hey, Coach!

843
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:56,500
Peterborough lost tonight,
so as of now we're in the play-offs!

844
01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:02,200
Sergeant, I would like to see the bail
just a little more reasonable...

845
01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:06,200
- Joe, hurry it up. Let's get outta here.
- Sergeant, when is the trial?

846
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,600
You can't keep them here.
They're folk heroes.

847
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:11,700
- They're criminals.
- Most folk heroes start as criminals.

848
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,600
Sergeant, you're asking
an exorbitant sum.

849
01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:18,300
Joe, I got it right here. How much
are these goons gonna cost us?

850
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,400
- Hey, guys! Braden's bailin' you out!
- $250 each.

851
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:26,200
This young fella is in a hurry because he's
got the prettiest wife you ever saw waitin'.

852
01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:28,900
- But she ain't happy.
- Sam, let 'em out.

853
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,500
I want a receipt.

854
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,500
Hey, hey, hey!

855
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,600
Hey, Coach, look,
we got to keep our bracelets.

856
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:38,700
Thanks a lot, Sarge.

857
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:41,900
- Let's get on the bus.
- Look at that.

858
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,400
The boys and I want you
to have this as a little memento.

859
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:50,700
It's a Chiefs key ring.
You can't buy these in stores.

860
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,600
- Aren't those Hansons something?
- Aren't they, though?

861
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:20,300
- They're sorta funny-looking.
- Real funny-looking.

862
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,100
- They're probably real good guys.
- Underneath.

863
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,000
- They couldn't be as dumb as they look.
- Yes, they could.

864
01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:29,200
They're just goons.

865
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,600
Johnny doesn't care for fighting.
He told me so.

866
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:35,000
That's bullshit.

867
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:47,800
If we weren't so far below sea level,
the radio reception here'd be much better.

868
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:51,500
Ooh, I'm getting tipsy!

869
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,100
I've been shitfaced for the past week.

870
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,200
I only drink in the afternoon.

871
01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:01,000
Or before a game.
Or when Johnny's away.

872
01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:03,800
Me too.

873
01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,000
If I'm not tight, I can't stand it.

874
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,200
That's terrible.

875
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,800
It's sad

876
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:16,700
So sad

877
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:20,600
It's a sad, sad situation

878
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:25,000
And it's getting more and more absurd

879
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:29,900
It's sad

880
01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,765
So sad

881
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,900
Why can't we talk it over?

882
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,400
Oh, it seems to me

883
01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:43,700
That sorry seems
to be the hardest word

884
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,900
- How you doin', Lil?
- Hey, Johnny.

885
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,700
Hey, Lil?

886
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,900
Lil!

887
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:50,000
Hiya. Let's go some place.
You know the Aces?

888
01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:52,600
- Bully!
- Let's start something.

889
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:55,600
- Get the fuck out. I'm going home.
- Oh, yeah?

890
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,700
Where's Braden going?

891
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,900
I got a better idea. Let's die in bed.

892
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,600
- You're nuts.
- Jeez.

893
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,500
You really married a weirdo.
He don't run with the traffic.

894
01:10:13,535 --> 01:10:16,400
- Speakin' of weirdos.
- Me? I'm normal.

895
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,800
Yeah? Well, then, normal is fucked.

896
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,000
How come you talk dirty?

897
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,900
Cos my family has money.

898
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,200
Leave him.

899
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,500
My wife left me. I was drivin' her crazy.

900
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,800
All she could do was
drink and cry, like you.

901
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:44,200
Every time she sees me, it drives me
nuts, cos I know she's askin' herself

902
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:46,900
"How did I get mixed up
with a bum like him?"

903
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000
- Good question.
- Oh, yeah?

904
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,200
Next year you'll ask yourself
the same question about Braden.

905
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:55,600
He treats you like shit.

906
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:03,300
He told me you only paid attention to me
to make him crazy, so that he'd fight.

907
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,900
Yeah. That's part of it.

908
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,900
But mainly it's cos I think you're a champ.

909
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,400
Only you gotta stop killin' yourself.

910
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,200
My place. Hm. That's a coincidence.

911
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,500
- Get out!
- Hey.

912
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:34,200
You gotta roll with it, kid. Use your
imagination. That's what I've been doing.

913
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:36,700
I can get you straight.

914
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,800
Beat it.

915
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,400
Well, I'll see you later.

916
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,800
I'm proud of you.
They're talkin' about you in the streets.

917
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:07,700
- Want a White Avenger?
- No. Gimme a cup of coffee.

918
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,600
- That was a nice tribute to the guys.
- I tried to capture the spirit of the thing.

919
01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:15,365
This is Dickie Dunn.
He wrote the article on you.

920
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,100
Hi, guys. Nice to meet you. I was tryin'
to capture the spirit of the thing.

921
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,600
Hi, guys.

922
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:33,200
See the game tonight,
compliments of the Chiefs.

923
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,800
- Gee, thanks, Reggie.
- Hey! Free tickets!

924
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:38,600
- Sure! Spread 'em around, guys!
- Hey, thanks.

925
01:12:38,635 --> 01:12:41,265
Come to the game,
compliments of the Chiefs.

926
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:46,000
- Thanks, Reggie.
- You taught that guy a lesson last night.

927
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,800
- He was sensational.
- I guess that was a big fight?

928
01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:52,300
- Are you in pain?
- No. It hurt like hell.

929
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,800
Oh, you poor thing.

930
01:12:54,900 --> 01:13:00,000
Look, I'll make you a double dose of this
stuff, and you won't feel anything.

931
01:13:00,100 --> 01:13:01,400
Good.

932
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,600
What happened to you?

933
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:06,700
He got that in the fight last night.

934
01:13:06,735 --> 01:13:09,500
That is a very deep cut.

935
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:15,200
Will you be at the game? If I see
you in the stands, it make me feel better.

936
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,100
Hey, Killer! Get 'em tonight!

937
01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:30,900
Fuckin' wearin' me out.

938
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:53,300
- Reggie.
- Oh, hiya, honey! How are you?

939
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:58,800
- You look a thousand years old.
- It was a long bus ride.

940
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,300
- Did you listen to the game?
- Of course not.

941
01:14:01,335 --> 01:14:03,600
We got a new attitude!
It's bringin' success.

942
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,300
- Well, any fool can fight.
- No, I swear to you.

943
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:11,400
The Chiefs will be sittin' pretty in Florida
when this town is a stinkin' memory.

944
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,900
You see, I personally
have been talkin' to the owner,

945
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000
which is why I've been
too busy to call you.

946
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,700
Every wakin' hour
I'm on the phone with this guy...

947
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,200
Reggie, Reggie. I'm moving.

948
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:26,500
- What?
- To Long lsland.

949
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,800
A gal who works
in a shop there has a space open.

950
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,300
Business here is just dead.

951
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,500
Are you really goin'?

952
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,800
You know, we have
to get divorced one of these days.

953
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:44,700
I mean, I could meet somebody,
you could meet somebody, you know?

954
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,200
Yeah?

955
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:49,600
Well, don't look so sad.

956
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:58,200
It's gonna be a big one!

957
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,800
- See those guys?
- Reggie, look. I'm late.

958
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,000
I'll write you when I get settled.

959
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:08,300
Hey. I'll try to call you before you go.

960
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:20,300
- It sucks!
- No, son. It looks nice and sells hockey.

961
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:24,200
It ain't mean enough.
Put some blood in there.

962
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,000
Show somebody gettin' hurt.
A groin injury.

963
01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:30,300
Put a fuckin' map of Florida
in the background. Get some tits in!

964
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,100
Put a "For Sale" sign on the bottom.

965
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:36,500
I don't want any tits
and I don't want any "For Sale" sign.

966
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,400
Jesus.

967
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:49,300
Remember that great
Peterborough game in... '68?

968
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:52,100
Yeah. What about it?

969
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:55,165
Jacky St Pierre's wife left him.

970
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,900
My God, it was snowing like hell
before we even got to the motel.

971
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:03,000
- Yeah.
- Jacky had a whole keg sent in.

972
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:07,700
Poor Jacky. He had a future.
I told him to watch that drunk drivin'.

973
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,000
God, Joe, did we ever get shitfaced!

974
01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:15,600
And Jacky told everybody he was gonna
get Jill back even if he had to beg her.

975
01:16:15,635 --> 01:16:19,200
- I told him not to do that.
- Oh, I think he shoulda.

976
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,400
She was a dynamite broad.

977
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,700
- God, did we get shitfaced.
- I liked Jacky.

978
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:29,400
- Yeah. He could've been great.
- Yeah.

979
01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:34,400
And remember
I went up to your room afterwards

980
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:37,100
and you were dressed
in chick's clothes?

981
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:41,300
Yeah, you had on
this black bra with tassels.

982
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:47,100
You were dancing in front of a mirror
with this kinda zebra-skin jockstrap.

983
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,600
Remember how I screamed at you
when you started comin' on to me

984
01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:53,700
and I just said "Jesus, stop it, Joe.
I'm ashamed of you."

985
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,700
Damn you.

986
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,400
I wanted to tell you
that I forgot the whole thing.

987
01:16:58,435 --> 01:17:01,400
Years have passed.
Now I'm sexually liberated.

988
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,300
I don't care who's a fag no more.
I mean, who cares?

989
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,300
It's natural. It's all around us.

990
01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:11,200
Who's the owner, Joe?

991
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:17,000
He's probably calling Florida.
See how the sale is going.

992
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,200
I was in Florida once, on a Southern tour,

993
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:24,700
where I met this little redhead
who was an underwater specialist.

994
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:30,800
The first thing she says to me
was "Come on out by the pool."

995
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:36,200
So I went out, and she comes
leaping out with this banner,

996
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:39,500
wearing nothing
but this little see-through wet suit.

997
01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:44,600
- Hey, Reg, I want a chair by the pool.
- I want some snatch by the pool.

998
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:46,700
- Reg, you want a Coke?
- No, I can't.

999
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:51,300
I'm tapin' an interview at the station.
They're playin' it at four. Don't miss it.

1000
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:55,800
That was some road trip. Six straight wins
and a whole new rash of penalty minutes.

1001
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,300
Well, we got a whole new attitude.

1002
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,500
What about the Hanson brothers?
They're not just bullies?

1003
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:04,700
Just bullies?
They scare the bejesus outta everybody!

1004
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,300
- Deliberately?
- Well...

1005
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:13,600
I'd like the folks to come down and watch
us cream them punks from Syracuse.

1006
01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:16,000
Anything new on the sale of the Chiefs?

1007
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:21,000
I think the negotiations are...
you know, goin' pretty good.

1008
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,200
I have a personal announcement, though.

1009
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,800
I am placing a personal bounty
on the head of Tim McCracken.

1010
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:30,500
He's the coach
and chief punk on that Syracuse team.

1011
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,700
- A bounty?
- Yeah.

1012
01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:37,700
A hundred bucks of my own money for
the first of my men that nails that creep.

1013
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:40,800
That's eight o'clock at the War Memorial,

1014
01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:44,000
the Syracuse
and the all-new Charlestown Chiefs.

1015
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,800
- Thanks, Reg.
- Not to worry, kid.

1016
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:51,400
I'm placing a personal bounty
on the head ofTim McCracken.

1017
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:54,600
He's the coach
and chiefpunk on that Syracuse team.

1018
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,800
- A bounty?
- Yeah.

1019
01:18:56,900 --> 01:19:00,700
A hundred bucks of my own money
for the first of my men that...

1020
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,000
- Yeah?
- Are you nuts?

1021
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,500
- Bullshit!
- A bounty!

1022
01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:48,500
- We could all land in the clinker for this.
- Oh, big deal, Joe.

1023
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,100
You can't put a bounty on a man's head!

1024
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,600
I just did.

1025
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,900
- Yeah?
- Reg? It's Killer.

1026
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,300
- Oh. Hi, Killer.
- I want that $100.

1027
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,900
Well, you gotta earn it, Killer.

1028
01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:21,000
- My attitude's right.
- Uh-huh. OK, kid.

1029
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:43,000
In-fucking-credible.

1030
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,200
Who is it?

1031
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,900
Yeah?

1032
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:57,100
- Hi.
- Hi.

1033
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,200
What's up?

1034
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,765
Jesus.

1035
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,900
Come on in.

1036
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:08,200
- Well, I did it.
- You bet you did. You did, you bet.

1037
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,100
The wedding presents my side gave.
50-50, right?

1038
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,700
Can you get my clothes?

1039
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,900
Sure.

1040
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,100
Jesus, did you write him a note?

1041
01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:23,200
Do you think I should have?

1042
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,600
I don't know.

1043
01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,700
He's sure gonna think the worst.

1044
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,100
- Hey, Lily, we're gonna have a ball.
- We are?

1045
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,900
Except right now I gotta take a nap.

1046
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:42,000
I mean, I put a bounty on this guy's head.
If I don't get some shuteye...

1047
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:49,600
If I don't get some shuteye,
I'll get murdered out there on the ice.

1048
01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:54,300
Otherwise I would've given you a night on
the town. We could've gone to the Aces.

1049
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,700
She won't mind. She's great to sleep with.

1050
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,800
Ned sleeps with her before every game.

1051
01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:01,400
Her breathing makes him
feel more secure.

1052
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,700
Listen, Reg,
I'm gonna get a grip on myself.

1053
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,900
I'm gonna start using my imagination,
go with the traffic.

1054
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,600
I've been going about this all wrong.
I probably am terrific.

1055
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:12,700
You want some spaghetti?

1056
01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:15,700
Reg?

1057
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:35,100
Run the siren.
Run the goddamn siren. I'm payin' for it.

1058
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,500
Let 'em know
there's gonna be blood in there.

1059
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,900
I can circle, but it's gonna cost you more.

1060
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,000
Oh, for Christ's sake.

1061
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,300
There.

1062
01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:20,100
Don't ever play "Lady of Spain" again!

1063
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:23,100
Jesus Christ.

1064
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:40,100
- Hey, McCracken.
- Dunlop, you suck cock.

1065
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:42,100
All I can get.

1066
01:23:56,100 --> 01:24:00,700
$100 bounty on the head of famed
Syracuse stick man Tim McCracken.

1067
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:05,100
McCracken, also known as Dr Hook for
his scalpel-like prowess with the stick,

1068
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:09,100
has been known to carve a man's eye out
with a flick of the wrist.

1069
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,700
There's a carnival-like atmosphere here.

1070
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:19,000
The crowd is gathered and, well, you can
feel it, there's an air of expectancy...

1071
01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:25,300
Syracuse skating out now.
We're looking forward to a real contest.

1072
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:28,800
We're ready to face off in the
middle circle. The referee is ready.

1073
01:24:28,835 --> 01:24:31,200
The linesmen for tonight...

1074
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:44,100
Go, Chiefs, go! Go, Chiefs, go!

1075
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,000
$100 says you're gonna crack my skull.

1076
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:56,400
- I wouldn't crack your knuckles for $100.
- So he's bluffin'.

1077
01:24:56,500 --> 01:25:01,300
Somebody's gonna kill you, you dumb
son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me.

1078
01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:31,400
Good pass!

1079
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,600
Go on, man! Hit him!

1080
01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,900
What's the matter with you?
You're a Chief!

1081
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,600
- Come on.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1082
01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:42,700
Fight back!

1083
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,765
You son of a bitch! Get over here!

1084
01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:01,100
- Chickenshit yellow-belly.
- I scored, you fucking has-been.

1085
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:05,500
They don't want you to score goals.
They want blood. They're booin' you.

1086
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:08,100
Go get him, Killer!

1087
01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:13,500
Come on, you son of a bitch. Come on!

1088
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,800
- Come on, Killer!
- We win cos I score goals.

1089
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:20,400
Oh, kiss my ass.
We win cos I make 'em crazy.

1090
01:26:25,300 --> 01:26:27,500
- Nail him!
- You don't make me crazy.

1091
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:30,000
I will, cos you're benched.

1092
01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:33,400
You want ice time, come and tell me
when you wanna play it my way.

1093
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:37,065
- You're the biggest pussy in the league.
- I like pussy.

1094
01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:40,600
Oh, yeah? Well, that's not what
I hear from your wife. I hear...

1095
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,900
Go get him, Killer!

1096
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,000
Real old-fashioned guts,
for Dave "Killer" Carlson

1097
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,000
to jump into that fight
with Tim "Dr Hook" McCracken.

1098
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,400
Ned Braden's come into the booth.
Sit down.

1099
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,900
I noticed
a slight discussion with Reg Dunlop.

1100
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:24,900
What are you doing? You been benched?

1101
01:27:25,100 --> 01:27:27,800
Yes, a real first in my career.
I've been benched.

1102
01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:29,900
- Why is that?
- I won't fight.

1103
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:34,000
- Well, you could play if you fought.
- Let's just say I'm chickenshit.

1104
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:39,600
Ned, why would someone with your
background still be playing hockey?

1105
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:41,100
- I hate my father.
- You do?

1106
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:43,365
- And I was having problems at home.
- You are?

1107
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:47,100
I just said I was. Primarily
sexual problems. I'm very perverse.

1108
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,000
- Holy shit!
- I skate to get away from my wife!

1109
01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:53,600
- This is Jim Carr...
- We fight. She wants me to quit hockey.

1110
01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:02,100
As you may have noticed, she's the only
good-looking piece of ass in Charlestown!

1111
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:05,700
She also has a drinking problem,
and I have no idea where she is.

1112
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,800
- Gimme that damn mike!
- Why do you wear that rug?

1113
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,365
It's just sensationally ugly.

1114
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,900
You're going bald.
Can't you face up to that?

1115
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,300
Well, at least I'm not chickenshit like you!

1116
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,400
What you're hearing is the truth!

1117
01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,700
Jim Carr got angry...

1118
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,100
Joe McGrath here.
The boys like to horse around.

1119
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,500
- Chickenshit bastard!
- Sod off, old fart!

1120
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:31,300
- I may be bald, but I'm not chickenshit.
- I wanna talk about violence.

1121
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:35,000
- Chick, chick, chick!
- Gimme that!

1122
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,800
Son! Son!

1123
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,800
Take my guitar

1124
01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:46,200
Forboard and room

1125
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,200
Hey, Billy!

1126
01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:55,000
Well, you're gonna be set, Lily.
Taking your destiny by the throat.

1127
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:57,300
You're in the driver's seat.

1128
01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:01,400
You're not having
second thoughts about this, are you?

1129
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:05,050
Sometimes I think I get it.
Sometimes I think it's horseshit.

1130
01:29:05,085 --> 01:29:08,600
Well, to doubt is human.
You stick with Reg. I'm on a roll.

1131
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:14,100
- Bye, Francine. Come back and see us.
- I will. Thank you, Mrs Vincent.

1132
01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:19,700
You're gonna need
another 10 or 15 minutes.

1133
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:26,600
- Hiya.
- Hi.

1134
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:29,300
This is Lily Braden, Ned Braden's wife.

1135
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,700
Well, actually she's... she's on waivers.

1136
01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:36,100
Listen, she's in the market
for a perm and I said to her

1137
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:39,000
"Hey, there's no one better
than old Francine."

1138
01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:42,200
- Well, I don't think...
- For the works. I'm buyin'.

1139
01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:45,200
- I'll pay you back tomorrow.
- No, that's not the problem.

1140
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,300
You see, the problem is...

1141
01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:51,500
I never laid a hand on her.
It was just a kid.

1142
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,800
Listen, it's a pathetic story. It's pathetic.

1143
01:29:54,900 --> 01:29:56,800
You look terrific.

1144
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,300
Be careful, girls.

1145
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:10,800
- There's TVRadio Mirror, Modern Screen.
- You were married to him?

1146
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:13,800
For about a hundred years. It's all over.

1147
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,400
He's completely off his rocker.

1148
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,100
- I left my husband, too.
- Really?

1149
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,700
I'm only halfway out the revolving door,
know what I mean?

1150
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:28,000
Oh, it's lousy at first. You think
you're dying. But then it's fabulous.

1151
01:30:28,100 --> 01:30:30,900
- I mean, you become a new woman.
- Yeah.

1152
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:35,500
You know, Reggie told me
you've gotten terrific since you left him.

1153
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,500
He said that?

1154
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:44,200
Well, you know what
you have to do for yourself?

1155
01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:46,700
You have to get out there and circulate.

1156
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:51,300
I mean, you just can't sink into it. You
have to get out there on the firing line.

1157
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,600
- Oh, my God.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1158
01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:55,600
Really. It's not bad. Look.

1159
01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:02,000
If you did your cheekbones better,
you could look like Cher.

1160
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,100
Huh?

1161
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,500
- Amy, take this in the house.
- Hello there.

1162
01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:54,300
Hiya. I'm Reg Dunlop. The Chiefs?
I came to see your husband.

1163
01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:57,500
Oh, yes? I'm Anita McCambridge.
How do you do?

1164
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,700
- Hi.
- You think you can help with these?

1165
01:31:59,900 --> 01:32:02,165
- Uh, yeah.
- Mom, I'm late, I gotta go.

1166
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:08,400
Michael, stay in the yard, put your jacket
on and carry one of these in first.

1167
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:10,500
Where's your husband?

1168
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:13,000
He's in puppy heaven.

1169
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,900
I own the Chiefs.

1170
01:32:19,900 --> 01:32:21,900
This way.

1171
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:35,600
- What can I get you to drink?
- Canadian Club and water.

1172
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,500
- Nice place you've got here.
- Thanks.

1173
01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:45,200
To tell the truth,
Mrs McCambridge, the reason...

1174
01:32:45,235 --> 01:32:47,300
Anita.

1175
01:32:50,100 --> 01:32:52,100
OK, Anita.

1176
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:57,600
Uh... you know, we all read
about the possibility of a sale in Florida,

1177
01:32:57,635 --> 01:33:01,100
and the guys are getting anxious
to find out what's going on.

1178
01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:04,000
- Mm-hm.
- I guess I'm their representative.

1179
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:10,900
- We've been doin' real good.
- My accountant is certainly pleased.

1180
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,800
Oh. Uh...

1181
01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:14,900
How is the sale goin'?

1182
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,100
Fine.

1183
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:22,200
- Oh. Good.
- You think you're gonna like Florida?

1184
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:25,600
Yeah.

1185
01:33:30,100 --> 01:33:32,600
- Oh, you are very clever.
- What?

1186
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:36,800
It's been so much fun,
waiting to see what you're gonna do next.

1187
01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:41,100
The articles in the paper
are very funny, that sports writer?

1188
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:44,200
- Dickie Dunn?
- You've certainly got his number.

1189
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:50,000
The radio interviews are fantastic,
and the Hanson brothers? Oh, my God!

1190
01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:52,200
Well, attendance has quadrupled.

1191
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:55,200
Yes. I am in the black
for the first time in four years.

1192
01:33:55,300 --> 01:34:00,000
- Hey, that's great.
- I guess I owe that to you. Thank you.

1193
01:34:00,100 --> 01:34:02,800
You're welcome.
So, you can sell us real easy, then?

1194
01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:06,900
- I could probably get some interest.
- Oh, boy. That's great!

1195
01:34:07,300 --> 01:34:09,500
Oh, that's just great, Anita!

1196
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:13,000
You know, for five months now,
I've been tryin' to prove to you,

1197
01:34:13,100 --> 01:34:16,800
without ever really knowing
who you were, that you were wrong,

1198
01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:20,300
and that we could get somebody
interested in the Chiefs.

1199
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,500
We could sew that thing up tonight,
you know.

1200
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:26,900
- We oughta cream those guys!
- That's terrific.

1201
01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:32,200
But I couldn't make enough of a profit
to have a sale be worthwhile.

1202
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:37,800
My accountant tells me I'm better off
folding the team, taking a tax loss.

1203
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,000
You mean,
you could sell us but you won't?

1204
01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:45,100
I could probably sell you.

1205
01:34:45,900 --> 01:34:47,900
But I can't.

1206
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,400
Oh.

1207
01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:57,500
You know...

1208
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:59,600
We're human beings, you know.

1209
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:06,900
I have to confess that I've never let
the children watch a hockey game.

1210
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:11,200
I have a theory that children
imitate what they see on a TV screen.

1211
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,700
They see violence, they'll become violent.

1212
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:18,200
They see someone stick up a bank,
they'll stick up a bank.

1213
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:20,800
Heroin. You name it.

1214
01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:23,800
- You're fucked.
- What?

1215
01:35:23,835 --> 01:35:25,900
You are totally fucked.

1216
01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:30,300
You're garbage
for letting us all go down the drain.

1217
01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:33,600
- Are you serious?
- You could sell us. We're hot.

1218
01:35:33,635 --> 01:35:36,700
People go nuts for us.
You could find a buyer.

1219
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:39,500
I don't think you understand finance.

1220
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:52,000
Your son looks like a fag to me.
You'd better get married again,

1221
01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:55,200
cos he'll have somebody's cock
in his mouth before you know it.

1222
01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:58,400
How dare you! How dare you!

1223
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:05,100
Our listeners'll be surprised to learn that
you're a soft-spoken young man, Killer.

1224
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:06,600
Yes, I am.

1225
01:36:06,700 --> 01:36:09,300
I was watching some kids
play hockey the other day,

1226
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:11,800
five- and six-year-olds, little mites.

1227
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,000
One kid said "I'm Killer Carlson."

1228
01:36:14,100 --> 01:36:17,300
He picked up his little stick,
and he creamed that other kid.

1229
01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:19,200
How do you feel about that, Dave?

1230
01:36:19,300 --> 01:36:23,400
Well, Jim, the way I see it is, the kid
probably would've done it anyway.

1231
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,400
Bad upbringing in the home.

1232
01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:28,500
- That's very interesting.
- Can I be serious for a minute?

1233
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,100
By all means.

1234
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:33,500
I'd just like to say that,
no matter how the game turns out tonight,

1235
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:37,300
I owe all that I am
to our coach, Reg Dunlop.

1236
01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:41,800
He's had the greatest influence on me,
aside of course from the Swami Baha,

1237
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:45,700
whose positive-thinking records
have been a tremendous help.

1238
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,700
- Positive-thinking records?
- Yeah.

1239
01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:50,900
You can get 'em
in any religious record store.

1240
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:54,700
And I know that thousands of people
in Charlestown have lost their jobs,

1241
01:36:54,735 --> 01:36:57,000
you know, with the mill closing and all.

1242
01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:00,400
I see 'em walking around the streets
depressed all the time.

1243
01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:03,600
Well, I just wanna say to all you
unemployed folks out there,

1244
01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:06,400
you can get a new lease on life
with these records.

1245
01:37:06,500 --> 01:37:08,900
Nothing'll bother you any more.

1246
01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:11,900
You can go and clobber
the next guy in your business life.

1247
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:14,300
- That's very inspirational, Dave.
- Thanks.

1248
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:18,000
- Take care of yourself.
- Yeah. We're gonna win tonight...

1249
01:37:18,100 --> 01:37:20,600
Jesus Christ. What a fuckin' nightmare.

1250
01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:57,300
Braden!

1251
01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:03,300
Ned!

1252
01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:06,200
Hey!

1253
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,400
Kid?

1254
01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:25,500
Hey, come on back!

1255
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:30,200
You don't have to fight if you don't wanna.
You can do whatever you wanna do.

1256
01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:37,300
You know, I've had it with
the show business crap, too.

1257
01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:41,600
I don't know what hit me!
I'm drivin' up here, and I say to myself

1258
01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:43,700
"Who cares about Florida?"

1259
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:47,100
Screw the sale.
It's probably a bunch of crap anyway.

1260
01:38:49,100 --> 01:38:51,000
No, that's bullshit.

1261
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:53,100
Hey?

1262
01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:57,500
The team's history, kid.
There ain't no next year.

1263
01:38:57,700 --> 01:39:01,200
I'm tits-up after this game
no matter what happens.

1264
01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:05,500
But I'll tell you one thing.

1265
01:39:06,700 --> 01:39:09,500
We're gonna win
that fuckin' championship tonight.

1266
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:11,900
But we're gonna win it fair and square.

1267
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,900
Old-time hockey,
none of this wrestling shit.

1268
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:19,200
You know? What the hell?
It's my last game.

1269
01:39:19,300 --> 01:39:22,100
I'm gonna go out with style!
Play it straight!

1270
01:39:24,900 --> 01:39:27,000
I'd like to have you there with me.

1271
01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:41,200
Oh, uh... you know,
Lily's been staying at my place.

1272
01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:43,300
She's a terrific gal.

1273
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:49,800
We've been havin' a hell of a time.

1274
01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:05,100
Reg! Hey, Reg!

1275
01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,600
- What?
- Want me to run in with stretchers?

1276
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:13,700
Get outta here, you goddamn parasite.

1277
01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:22,400
This is Jim Carr. Jeff Hanson, I just can't
tell you the pleasure you've given us.

1278
01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:25,150
I'd like to ask one question.
Win, lose or draw,

1279
01:40:25,185 --> 01:40:27,800
this is the Chiefs'
last game before you leave.

1280
01:40:27,900 --> 01:40:32,400
- Anything you want to say to Flood City?
- What do you mean, Flood City?

1281
01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:35,100
Never mind, Jeff.
I guess that's before your time.

1282
01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:37,600
Reg Dunlop! How about a statement?

1283
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:40,000
Good game, fella.
Good luck to you tonight.

1284
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:42,300
Reg Dunlop
has just asked us to come back...

1285
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:45,100
Girls! Outta here!

1286
01:41:05,300 --> 01:41:07,200
No hittin'.

1287
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:21,100
The Chiefs are history, guys.
There ain't no Florida deal.

1288
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,000
Come on, Reg.
What are you talkin' about?

1289
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:29,400
I just made that shit up.
We're deader than this stinkin' town is.

1290
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:31,900
Dead history!

1291
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:35,400
I conned you guys. I just lied to you.

1292
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:43,900
We were never anything
but a rich broad's tax write-off.

1293
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,200
It made no difference
whether we won or lost.

1294
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:48,300
- Nail 'em!
- Kill 'em!

1295
01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:53,100
You know, we ain't hockey players.
We've been clowns.

1296
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:57,400
We've been goons!
We're the freaks in a fuckin' sideshow.

1297
01:41:57,500 --> 01:42:02,200
We're nothing but a bunch of criminals.
We oughta be in jail, that's all there is.

1298
01:42:02,300 --> 01:42:06,100
- I'm ashamed.
- Not you, Coach?

1299
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:08,900
Yeah. Really ashamed of myself.

1300
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,400
See, Ned was right.

1301
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,400
Violence is killin' this sport.
It's draggin' it through the mud.

1302
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:24,500
If things keep up the way they are, hockey
players'll be nothing but actors, punks.

1303
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,500
Well, I'm not playin'
my last game that way.

1304
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:30,900
- Last game?
- Yeah.

1305
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:34,200
It's my last game,
and I wanna play it straight.

1306
01:42:34,300 --> 01:42:37,400
No more "Nail 'em."
No more "Fuck with 'em." That's finished.

1307
01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:41,300
I wanna win that championship tonight,
but I wanna win it clean.

1308
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:44,900
Old-time hockey,
like when I got started, you know?

1309
01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:51,300
Jeez. Toe Blake, Dit Clapper,
Eddie Shore, those guys were the greats.

1310
01:42:52,300 --> 01:42:55,100
I don't know what to say.
Christ, it's up to you.

1311
01:43:07,700 --> 01:43:11,000
- Reg is our coach.
- Yeah, sure. Old-time hockey!

1312
01:43:11,100 --> 01:43:13,100
- Like Eddie Shore.
- Yeah.

1313
01:43:14,100 --> 01:43:16,100
Coach, our line starts?

1314
01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:19,400
- Sure.
- Yeah!

1315
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:22,900
We got a game to win.
Everybody on the ice. Come on, guys.

1316
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:29,100
Evening, boys.

1317
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:33,500
Wimpy, how are ya?
Crash, how are you? Scotty.

1318
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:35,900
Better than Philadelphia this time!

1319
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:39,400
You're gonna eyeball
the new Charlestown Chiefs.

1320
01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:43,700
Well, ladies and gentlemen, this has
all the earmarks of a hockey classic.

1321
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:48,800
The championship confrontation between
the Syracuse Bulldogs... Here they come!

1322
01:43:48,900 --> 01:43:54,000
The rags-to-riches, Cinderella contenders
of the Federal League, the Chiefs!

1323
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:13,800
Let's go, Chiefs!
Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs!

1324
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:19,500
Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs!
Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs!

1325
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,100
Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs!

1326
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:38,800
I can't explain this delay.

1327
01:44:38,900 --> 01:44:41,600
I don't know why Syracuse
elected to miss the warm-up.

1328
01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:44,800
The Chiefs have already
skated over to their bench.

1329
01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:49,000
Well, it just might be that Syracuse is
afraid to come out and face the Chiefs.

1330
01:44:49,035 --> 01:44:51,000
Oh, thanks, Bill.

1331
01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:55,000
Good heavens.

1332
01:44:55,100 --> 01:44:57,800
I've just been handed the Syracuse roster,

1333
01:44:57,900 --> 01:45:02,100
and it appears the Syracuse Bulldog
management is just real thirsty

1334
01:45:02,135 --> 01:45:04,800
for a big, grudge-match type
victory here tonight.

1335
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:08,400
They've brought back,
just for this one contest, some colourful...

1336
01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:12,500
Oh, and here they come now,
led by someone we all know very well,

1337
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:14,700
Tim "Dr Hook" McCracken!

1338
01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:20,700
And here's a name from the past.
Ross "Mad Dog" Madison!

1339
01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:23,000
Ross, as you know,
never travels anywhere

1340
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:27,700
without his longtime friend and attorney,
Sam "Small Print" Lyman!

1341
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:33,000
Here's one for nostalgia fans! Clarence
"Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown!

1342
01:45:33,100 --> 01:45:36,100
I'll never forget an interview
I did with him years ago,

1343
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:40,100
when Buffalo revealed he liked to call
his hockey stick "The Big Tomahawk".

1344
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:43,600
He usually refers to opposing
players as "The Little Scalps".

1345
01:45:43,635 --> 01:45:46,800
I thought he'd been suspended for ever.

1346
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:49,700
Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defence.

1347
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:53,700
Andre, of course, has been living
in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec

1348
01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:56,900
ever since the unfortunate
Denny Pratt tragedy.

1349
01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:58,500
Not Poodle!

1350
01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:02,600
And from Mile Forty, Saskatchewan,
where he now runs a doughnut shop,

1351
01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:06,900
number 15, former penalty-minute
record holder of the Federal League

1352
01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:11,800
for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive,
Gilmore Tuttle!

1353
01:46:15,100 --> 01:46:17,200
Oh, gee. Hold the phone.

1354
01:46:17,300 --> 01:46:19,600
This is an unscheduled surprise.

1355
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:23,600
It's him.

1356
01:46:23,700 --> 01:46:27,400
This young man has had
a very trying rookie season,

1357
01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:31,700
what with the litigation, the notoriety,
his subsequent deportation to Canada,

1358
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,300
and that country's refusal to accept him.

1359
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:37,100
That's more than
most 21-year-olds could handle.

1360
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:40,000
- Ogil-terp.
- Ogie Ogilthorpe!

1361
01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:59,600
Hi, Ogie.

1362
01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,300
Buy you a soda after the game?

1363
01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:07,300
Hi. You know Toe Blake?

1364
01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:10,500
No?

1365
01:47:11,100 --> 01:47:13,900
We'll straighten you out, you little prick.

1366
01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:22,000
How.

1367
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:25,800
- They don't call me Dr Hook for nothing.
- How you doin'?

1368
01:47:26,100 --> 01:47:30,200
All right, now. No high-sticking.
No tripping. No slashing.

1369
01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:32,900
Major surgery. Open-heart.

1370
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:36,200
- I'm waitin' for quiet.
- Yeah, you'll have quiet.

1371
01:47:42,600 --> 01:47:44,800
Give 'em hell!

1372
01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:53,800
Give 'em the old-time hockey!

1373
01:47:57,300 --> 01:47:59,700
- Good crowd.
- Shirley!

1374
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:02,400
- Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork!
- Eddie Shore!

1375
01:48:02,500 --> 01:48:05,000
Come on! Get up! Get up!

1376
01:48:05,500 --> 01:48:09,700
One with the universe.
One with the universe. Nothing matters.

1377
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:14,800
This reporter is stunned! The Charlestown
Chiefs are not fighting back!

1378
01:48:25,300 --> 01:48:27,300
Keep the guys off me!

1379
01:48:33,100 --> 01:48:34,700
You fuckin' moron!

1380
01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:38,000
The Chiefs' performance has
to be a bitter disappointment

1381
01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:42,400
to these 4,000-odd Charlestown fans
who have packed this War Memorial,

1382
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:46,300
paying good money
to witness this... this fiasco.

1383
01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:48,600
Get Ogie!

1384
01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:50,900
Move away, Wanchuk!
You're screening me.

1385
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:53,000
You're screening me! Move away!

1386
01:48:53,900 --> 01:48:56,300
Give him some of that back!

1387
01:48:56,700 --> 01:48:59,000
Don't let him push you like that!

1388
01:49:11,100 --> 01:49:12,600
Come on!

1389
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:18,100
- Get up!
- Get off your ass!

1390
01:49:18,135 --> 01:49:20,200
I don't know what's wrong.

1391
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:26,300
You bums! You're no damn good!

1392
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:36,000
Get up off your ass!

1393
01:49:52,900 --> 01:49:56,600
- OK. Let's get some speed out there.
- Cement-heads.

1394
01:49:56,700 --> 01:49:59,500
Keep your eyes open. Better passing.

1395
01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:02,665
Better passing.
We got a big period coming up out there.

1396
01:50:02,700 --> 01:50:07,000
Try to come back with the wingers,
maybe. Tonight's the night.

1397
01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:10,200
- Who wants ice packs here?
- Charlie, over here!

1398
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:16,500
We need
some more coordination out there.

1399
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:20,400
Keep your eyes open. Better passing.

1400
01:50:23,900 --> 01:50:26,500
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

1401
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:28,900
- All right. All right.
- Mother of God.

1402
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:31,600
I want a big rally this period. A big rally.

1403
01:50:33,100 --> 01:50:35,700
- We're losin'!
- Teamwork, guys. More teamwork.

1404
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:38,000
They're buryin' us alive!

1405
01:50:38,100 --> 01:50:40,300
- Eddie Shore?
- Oh, piss on Eddie Shore.

1406
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:43,100
- Old-time hockey?
- Piss on old-time hockey!

1407
01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:46,300
You're blowin' it! Boys.

1408
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:51,700
Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight
with contracts in their pocket,

1409
01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:55,000
and they're lookin' for talent, for winners!

1410
01:50:55,100 --> 01:50:58,700
Oh! All my years of publicity!

1411
01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:03,000
All the fashion shows,
the radiothons, for nothing?

1412
01:51:03,035 --> 01:51:06,000
They come here tonight...

1413
01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:09,500
to scout the Chiefs!

1414
01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:12,400
The toughest team in the Federal League!

1415
01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:17,000
Not this bunch of...

1416
01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,800
pussies!

1417
01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:36,400
Scouts?

1418
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:56,200
This is more like it.
It just makes me feel real glad

1419
01:51:56,300 --> 01:52:00,200
to see the Chiefs back on the warpath
again... to coin a phrase.

1420
01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:07,000
God, it's been a long time
since this place saw my shadow.

1421
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:16,500
- What am I doing here?
- You look fabulous. Now, come on.

1422
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,800
Oh, my God. I'd forgotten.

1423
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:37,500
Everybody is just on their feet screaming
"Kill! Kill! Kill!" This is hockey!

1424
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:41,600
Let's go, Chiefs!

1425
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:10,000
All right! Kill 'em!

1426
01:53:28,300 --> 01:53:30,900
They're pummelling each other!
Wait a minute.

1427
01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:34,700
Ned Braden is skating out
onto the centre of the ice. He...

1428
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:43,900
He's not fighting, no. He's...

1429
01:53:52,300 --> 01:53:56,000
Ned Braden is starting
to take off articles of his uniform!

1430
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:40,300
Way to go, Ned. Way to go.

1431
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:44,900
I don't want any youngsters to get the
idea that this is the way to play hockey.

1432
01:55:49,700 --> 01:55:51,900
Stop that! That's disgusting!

1433
01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:59,100
- I protest!
- Protest? Protest what?

1434
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:04,300
I'm glad Mrs Carr isn't here tonight,
because this is a lascivious display!

1435
01:56:07,100 --> 01:56:09,600
Take it off!

1436
01:56:10,300 --> 01:56:13,100
- Make him stop or we go!
- Get your paws off me, Scarface!

1437
01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:16,000
Stop him! This is a serious game,
not a freak show!

1438
01:56:16,100 --> 01:56:20,800
What do you mean, a serious game? What
are you talking about? This is hockey!

1439
01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:25,300
- You're afraid of these goons, aren't you?
- Watch out, punk!

1440
01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:31,000
- Get that pervert off the ice!
- Hands off me, or you forfeit the game.

1441
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,100
Forfeit, my ass! Look at that!

1442
01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:38,200
All right. That's it. That's the game.

1443
01:56:38,300 --> 01:56:42,265
- You lose.
- What are you talking about, lose?

1444
01:56:42,300 --> 01:56:46,900
All right, come on, dummy, you won
the game. Come on, pick up your trophy.

1445
01:56:51,800 --> 01:56:53,700
Here ya go, ya bum.

1446
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:06,700
The Chiefs have won
the championship of the Federal League!

1447
01:57:07,000 --> 01:57:09,100
He's gonna catch his death out there.

1448
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:33,200
I said some bad things about the boy,

1449
01:57:33,300 --> 01:57:36,800
but we can explain that to
the exuberance and excitement of youth,

1450
01:57:36,900 --> 01:57:39,800
because he's certainly
changed his ways now.

1451
01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:45,400
My boy!

1452
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:17,800
- Hi, Francine!
- Francine!

1453
01:58:19,100 --> 01:58:21,600
Come on, honey!
You got all the room in the world.

1454
01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:23,900
You ain't gonna hit anything. Come on!

1455
01:58:27,700 --> 01:58:31,000
- I got good news!
- Honey, I'm paying by the hour for this.

1456
01:58:31,100 --> 01:58:34,300
The Minnesota Night Hawks.
I'm coaching. The Big Apple!

1457
01:58:34,500 --> 01:58:40,000
- Somebody's pulling a practical joke.
- No! I got a contract back there in the car.

1458
01:58:40,035 --> 01:58:43,500
Hey, the Chiefs are history,
but the minute I get up to Minnesota,

1459
01:58:43,700 --> 01:58:45,965
I'm gonna bring my guys up there.

1460
01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:51,300
I mean, we're a solid act, honey.
We're starting out with something big.

1461
01:58:51,335 --> 01:58:53,300
- Oh, Jesus!
- What?

1462
01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:56,900
You don't have my number.

1463
01:58:57,000 --> 01:59:00,300
If you wanna get in touch with me,
just do it through the team.

1464
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:03,100
The Minnesota Night Hawks,
remember? OK?

1465
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:05,700
You could need
some money or something, or...

1466
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:09,600
Well, maybe things just
won't work out the way you expect.

1467
01:59:09,700 --> 01:59:12,600
Jeez, we got a lot of years
between us, Francine.

1468
01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:14,600
- Some hard miles, you know?
- I know.

1469
01:59:14,700 --> 01:59:18,400
Oh, shut up, you goddamn meathead!

1470
01:59:18,500 --> 01:59:21,000
- Honey, I gotta go.
- You gotta go.

1471
01:59:21,100 --> 01:59:25,300
Listen, if things don't work out, you can
get in touch with me in Minneapolis.

1472
01:59:25,335 --> 01:59:28,600
- Bye, Reggie.
- I could make a goddamn fortune.

1473
01:59:51,400 --> 01:59:54,400
- Is she comin' to Minnesota?
- For sure!

1474
02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:40,300
Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on

1475
02:01:40,400 --> 02:01:44,000
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

1476
02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:46,765
Love is good, love can be strong

1477
02:01:46,800 --> 02:01:50,500
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

1478
02:01:57,400 --> 02:02:00,900
- Do you remember the day
- That sunny day

1479
02:02:00,935 --> 02:02:02,900
When you first came my way?

1480
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:08,000
I said no one could take yourplace

1481
02:02:10,500 --> 02:02:13,600
- And if you get hurt
- if you get hurt

1482
02:02:13,700 --> 02:02:16,100
By the little things I say

1483
02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:21,700
I can put that smile back on your face

1484
02:02:22,300 --> 02:02:25,700
Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on

1485
02:02:25,800 --> 02:02:29,500
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

1486
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:32,200
Love is good, love can be strong

1487
02:02:32,300 --> 02:02:35,600
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

1488
02:02:35,700 --> 02:02:38,600
All right, and it's comin' on

1489
02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:42,400
We gotta get right back
to where we started from

1490
02:02:42,500 --> 02:02:45,165
Love is good, love can be strong

1491
02:02:45,200 --> 02:02:48,700
We gotta get right back
to where we started from