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Hi. I'm Doug Stauber.
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I'm an assistant manager
at Donaldson's Grocery...
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where customers come first-
even customers who are nuts.
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- Mr. Stauber.
- Can I help you?
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This guy had some complaint
about the cracker Teddy Grahams...
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a honey graham snack.
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- Okay.
- He spoke some other kind of language.
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"Lerhman torsh."
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That's not Spanish, bro.
I don't know what that is.
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Okay, "Lerhman."
Let's go. Sorry.
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Oh, no.
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Lerhman, man,
I don't know, Lerhman. I don't-
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- Holy shit!
- At Donaldson's...
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the assistant manager
deals with customer complaints.
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What the hell?
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It's my job to keep a lid on this place.
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It's kind of hard.
I mean, it's not like I have a crack staff.
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Outside, we have a gang problem.
And we have two 14-year-old security guards...
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who stand as far away from the store
as they possibly can.
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And at the end of the day,
I get reviews from customers...
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whose feedback is important to us.
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I returned to the lot
from the grocery and found three black guys...
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sitting on my car eating snacks.
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They finally left,
but called me names and words like "tasty"...
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and "lick"and "titties."
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I have to turn these cards
over to our actual manager...
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who's usually on his way back
from a movie.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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- New cards?
- Yeah.
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Good ones?
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That's good.
"Lick." "Titties."
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I'm gonna take off.
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So my job has challenges.
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So I'm not smiling here
because I'm actually happy.
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I'm smiling because
I'm pretty sure my manager-
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who probably is actually happy-
expected me to...
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and I want to advance
and have a good career.
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I'm supporting the orbital bone
with my right hand...
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and the other hand
is right in her chest cavity, you know?
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I'm manually massaging her heart now.
I thought she was going to die.
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- How'd you get her back?
- Instinct.
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- Hey, Jen.
- Hey, Doug. You remember Mark Timms.
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- Yeah. Hi.
- Hi.
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We were just talking about how Mark
saved a two-year-old girl's life.
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Good job.
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- Oh. Tell Mark about "Teddy Grahams."
- That's all right.
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- It's hilarious.
- What?
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- This Teddy Grahams "snack slap" thing.
- Oh, snack slap?
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- He got in this little slap fight.
- What happened? Tell me.
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- Tell him.
- That's ok- No.
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No, come on, man.
I want to know. Come on, guy.
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And I'm asked to share my graham
cracker slap stories with my wife's boss...
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- who never remembers my name.
- All right.
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And my name's on my shirt. Right side.
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Just the first name though. I tried to put
"Mr. Stauber"on it, but I got reprimanded.
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Big deal. He saved an infant.
That's great.
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- If I had infant
- saving training, I could probably do it.
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Okay.
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Some days, I didn't think
anyone would call me "mister."
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I'd just be "Doug"...for good.
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You're a shoo-in, dude.
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- Seriously?
- Seriously.
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Hey, do you know where the expression
"shoo-in" comes from?
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No.
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The Romans used to-
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I'm the shoo-in- the leading shoo-in.
Totally.
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- Oh, you're the leading shoo-in.
- Yeah, totally.
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Come here, you sweaty bastard.
You sweaty shoo-in.
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- I'm really sweaty.
- I don't care. Come here.
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Oh, Jesus! You stink.
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- L'll take a shower.
- It's okay.
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Hey, guy, can you just give us a break?
One night?
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My partner's coming over.
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- I'm supposed to have this piece prepared.
- Man, we're trying to...
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have dinner.
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I thought you were makin' out.
"A II sweaty."
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Compromise. L'll do scales.
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- Is it still for sale?
- Yeah.
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We should go get that house. This week.
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Because I'm gonna get that job,
and I feel really good about things.
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Me too.
Maybe we should wait though.
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I'm a shoo-in. And someone's
gonna snag that house. Let's do it.
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- Shoo-in?
- Yeah.
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All right. Let's do it.
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It was right there, what we worked for.
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Then this guy
comes down from Canada.
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#Every day I'm gonna strut that stuff#
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# When the music's loud
I can't get enough #
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi #
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# Come on, feet
Teach yourself to move #
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# Hey #
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# People shufflin'
up and down again #
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# Unhappy faces
ain't gonna get you in #
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi #
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# Come on, people
Teach yourself to move #
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# Hey, yeah #
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# Hey, all right #
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# Spread the news
We're gonna have some fun #
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# Let it go
Movin' son of a gun #
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi #
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# Come on, feet
We was born to move #
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- # Hey, yeah ##
- Got the loading dock right over there.
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- That's for blue stock only.
- Okay.
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- That gets logged in right away.
- Blue stock.
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And if it's before 8:15 in the morning,
you've got to do it.
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- Move it over right up there to that first pallet.
- Right.
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This way, as soon as it goes back,
it's rotated back to the first-
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We just moved.
My wife was transferred, so now I'm here.
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Richard Wehlner, from Quebec.
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And that's pretty much where it all started-
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some joker blowing down
from Canada...
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from a sister company
I didn't even know we had.
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Nice location.
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Yeah.
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- It's a Plus?
- What's that?
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- It's gonna be full size?
- Full size.
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This place will draw too.
There's not another grocery till Western.
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I'm gonna put in for it,
full manager.
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Yeah, me too.
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- So, okay. See you later.
- Yep. See you later.
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Eh, gimme five.
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Erickson's is our sister company.
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Okay.
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Yeah, they're all over Canada.
Wehlner's got, like, six years in up there.
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But I'm still the shoo-in, right?
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I don't know.
Wehlner's kind of a wild card.
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His work history transfers clean, so-
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I don't know about
this shoo-in business.
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So there's a microchip on the right
anterior wheel that has a sensor in it...
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and if it detects an obstacle,
it will engage the self-braking mechanism.
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So no more scratched door small claims, right?
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All right, here we go.
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I had to tell her I wasn't a shoo-in...
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- and that maybe the house was out for now.
- Whoa!
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That's no way to play the banjo.
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- I'm doing the best I can.
- No, you're not. Because you don't love me.
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- I love you intensely.
- Then show me...
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- by playing better banjo.
- Okay.
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Then show me... sexually.
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Dream or real?
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- Real.
- Oh, my God.
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Chapter Two.
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We'll learn the importance
of recognizing opportunities...
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to stand out at work
and to steer clear of trouble.
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We'll also learn that success
does not come to the timid...
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but to those like-
Richard Wehlner-
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who go out and make things happen.
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It's nice when
you bring your daughter's Brownie troupe...
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in for cupcakes
and they learn the word "cock."
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- Thanks, Donaldson's.
- Fuck.
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- Hey. Any good?
- No.
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- Well, what's the problem?
We'll work on it as a team.
- The box is on the lot.
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- The lot's so fuckin' nuts.
- Well, what's so f'ing nuts about it?
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- It's just crazy. Lot detail means bad cards.
- Oh.
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Scott, why is the board here?
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Oh, they wanna run stock for the new Plus store
in Augusta. They want a stock list.
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Great. I'm eager to meet them.
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I'm eager to... too.
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... from Donaldson's,
the champion of excellence.
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Whether it's Monday morning muffins
or a pie for Sunday's supper-
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Hey. Those cutters are still out there.
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- Well, I'm on stacking.
- Yeah, well, I'd go, but I gotta get my car washed.
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- Well, who's on lot?
- Richard.
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- Ask Richard.
- Yeah, h-he's with Kev from Pepsi.
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They're putting a new product up.
He asked for Richard.
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- He asked for him?
- Yeah.
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Been working together last couple of weeks.
They got friendly, so-
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Can you get out there? Just, uh-
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Listen, I have bad cards stacking up
from the lot. The board's here.
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L'll get you inside tomorrow.
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... from Donaldson's, the champion
of excellence.
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Donaldson's is committed to
offering the widest selection-
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You can pretty
much do what you want.
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Anything?
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Yeah, man.
That wasn't what I meant. Come on.
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No, seriously.
If you want this whole section...
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it's Pepsi's world, right?
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Um, no, we got a lot of room.
I mean, if you need to expand a little bit...
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if you need more, I can-
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She got a fat pussy too. I'm talkin'
about a fuckin' milk truck pussy, nigga.
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Hey, guys.
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Yo, and a big-ass house made
from a chub pussy and her ass?
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- It's, like, damn!
- Come on, guys.
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You gotta walk around.
Uh, no cut-throughs.
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Whatever the fuck.
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- Hey, you can't cut through, dawg.
- Ah, fuck you, whopper.
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- What the fuck you callin' me "whopper."
- Whoa! Cool down.
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I bought a Charleston Chew.
Man, fuck you. Ask him.
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- Well, where is it?
- I ate it. Ain't I buy a Charleston Chew, asshole?
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Your name's Stauber, right? Doug?
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Yep.
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- Did he buy a Charleston Chew?
- Like, at 2:00.
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Did he buy a Charleston Chew this afternoon?
Come on, Stauber.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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- Then he's a customer, Stauber.
- I'm a customer every day buyin' Chews.
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Welcome, all you guys.
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You played this the wrong way, Stauber.
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What the frig are you doing?
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Here's how we're gonna fix this.
Come on.
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Go.
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Excuse me, young sir?
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I want to offer you-
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I'd like to offer you a complimentary
strawberry Charleston Chew.
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I indicated the flavor: Strawberry.
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Thanks, strawberry faggot.
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I'm little Mr. Strawberries.
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And I was supposed to be inside that day,
not comping the Chews.
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Kev, I think you're all set. I'm gonna give you
the end cap, and- It was good to see you.
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- It's great to see you. I'm proud of you.
- You too, man.
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Um, like I said, if you need
more space on the shelves...
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I can always squeeze
Green River a little bit.
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Hey, uh, were you a male gymnastics?
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Was I a male gymnastics?
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Were you a male gymnastics
in the Junior Olympics? Ruiz Googled you.
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He says you were a male gymnastic
in Junior Olympics.
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No. I wasn't... male gymnastics
in Junior Olympics.
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Octavio- Come on, man.
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It's a joke, for morale purposes.
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Wehlner didn't say nothing.
He's inside today.
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- You're lot.
- I'm just gonna take it down.
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We should eat.
You guys want something from the rotisserie?
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Let's snag somethin' from Deli.
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You're gonna love this deli.
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Their selection is out of this world.
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We're gonna place four lunch orders.
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He stole my Pepsi rep detail.
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No matter how you slice it,
that's a dick move.
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You deal with the poster.
Dick move, man. Deal.
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Rotating convention,
full benefits...
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69,000, a spot on the board.
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That's great.
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- It is.
- Hey, Doug. Doug Stauber!
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- Hey.
- It's my wife, Lori.
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I was just tellin' her
about this new place.
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Hey, come on over and meet Christine Wehlner.
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- Hey.
- Hi, I'm Jen.
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Lori. Pleased to meet you.
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- Hi. Doug.
- What kind of accent is that? It's really pretty.
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Scotland.
We met on a mission to Scotland.
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- On an army mission?
- Christian, man. Christian mission.
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Oh. Okay.
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Man,
when I cheese postered him,
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I didn't know he was a family man.
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Also, he's Canadian.
They're not the same as Americans. They're nicer.
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- Oh. Hey, Paul.
- Hi. How are you? Nice to see you.
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- Good to see you too. It's been a while.
- You're lookin' great.
247
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- Thank you very much.
- Hot enough for ya?
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I like it like this. Opens up the pores,
makes me feel really good.
249
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- Listen, I gotta run, but you're lookin' great.
- Okay. Thanks.
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- See you later.
- You too. Say hello to the wife.
251
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He was nice. And he
actually had a pretty good little explanation...
252
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for stealing my Pepsi rep, Kevin.
253
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So, yeah, I'm glad I saw ya...
254
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'cause I w-wanted to talk
to you off to the side about Kev.
255
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- Pepsi rep Kev?
- Yeah, about that stuff. Yeah.
256
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Uh, when we were
puttin' up the Jazz?
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I wanted to tell you-
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you know, off to the side- um...
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I'm a drug addict- recovering-
and an alcoholic.
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And, uh, Kevin's my program sponsor.
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Yeah, um, sponsor.
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Yeah. So, Wednesday,
I was havin' a-
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Well, I just really
needed to talk to him.
264
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- So I'm sorry if- I didn't mean to-
- Don't worry about it.
265
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- Come on.
- Okay. Thanks, Doug. That's awesome.
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- Oh, hey.
- No, I got it.
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- It's okay.
- I got it, Doug. Get outta here.
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Get on outta here.
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Who else is interviewing anyway?
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It's really mine, as the shoo-in.
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But, uh, I think they're going to sit down
with a couple of other guys as a formality.
272
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They don't stand a chance really.
273
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Not with you in this suit,
they don't.
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Is that guy still standingon
his balcony staring at us?
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Yeah.
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That's nice.
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Hey, do you mind if I listen on my headphones?
'Cause Canadian news is on at 1:30.
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That's cool.
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Chapter Four.
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Chances are,
you live in a metro environment...
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full of men trying their best
to get ahead.
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Millions. So how do you separate yourself
from the guy next to you...
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who may be younger
and also wants what you want?
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Through the quality of your work,
by flying higher.
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This chapter's entitled,
"Taking Off."
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Let's let this classic rock song
remind you what direction-
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Richard Wehlner-
is headed: Up.
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Let's rock!
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#Ticktock, tick, doo, doo, doo-doo #
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#Ticktock, tick
Doo, doo, doo-doo #
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#Time keeps on slippin'
slippin', slippin' #
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# Into the future #
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#Time keeps on slippin'
slippin', slippin' #
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- # Into the future-#
- Richard Wehlner-
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- # I wanna fly like an eagle-#
- Richard Wehlner-
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#To the sea #
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# Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me #
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# I want to fly like an eagle-#
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- Richard Wehlner-
- #Till I'm free ##
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Our grocery-
We have Martin's projects right there.
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And we're trying to draw
from pretty high-end neighborhoods.
302
00:19:43,335 --> 00:19:48,470
We get a lot of cut-throughs, but, uh,
keeping the lot safe is our number one obstacle.
303
00:19:48,544 --> 00:19:51,106
And I don't shy away
from the lot. It's critical.
304
00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:54,643
That's good. It's critical
at the Augusta Plus store too.
305
00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:56,851
We have public housing right there.
306
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Yeah, it's a balancing act. You need safety,
but you also need good community relations.
307
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,936
I'm glad you mentioned
community relations.
308
00:20:04,006 --> 00:20:08,742
The housing- those are our neighbors,
our customers too.
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It's important to get along.
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Doug, what's this?
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- I grabbed this on the 19th.
- That's out of line.
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00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,801
Yeah.
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00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:28,577
- When did you get that?
- June 19th, at your deli, on the refrigeration unit.
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00:20:29,651 --> 00:20:33,818
- I think this is B.S.
- It is B.S.
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00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:37,159
I was probably on lot that day.
I like it out there.
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Who was inside?
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00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,107
Maybe... Richard?
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- Richard Wehlner.
- Yeah. Mmm.
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00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,621
I think so. Yep.
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00:20:55,697 --> 00:20:59,864
You think he was on Deli,
or he was on Deli?
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Was on Deli.
322
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Send him in.
323
00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:15,897
Doug, these aren't great.
324
00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:21,068
Bear down. We'll get some fresh cards.
We'll take it from there.
325
00:21:21,143 --> 00:21:23,237
I like what you're saying.
326
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,376
I need to like what you're doing
a little more.
327
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,387
Thank you.
328
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:35,262
- How'd it go?
- Good.
329
00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:41,409
Hello, gentlemen.
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I'm Richard Wehlner.
Thank you for your valuable time.
331
00:21:44,384 --> 00:21:46,684
Nice to meet you, sir.
Richard Wehlner.
332
00:21:46,755 --> 00:21:50,318
Hi. How do you do?
Thank you for your valuable time.
333
00:22:01,982 --> 00:22:05,476
In Canada, we don't say-
334
00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:14,870
"Cutting the cheese" simply means
cutting the actual cheese.
335
00:22:14,939 --> 00:22:19,106
It doesn't have a double thing,
so I just missed it.
336
00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:24,353
Because in Canada, it's "cracking."
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00:22:24,422 --> 00:22:29,796
- The expression.
- It's "cracking" in Canada. Yeah.
338
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:33,359
We "crack the cheese."
339
00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:45,414
"Cracking it"?
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00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:51,703
"Cracking the cheese"?
341
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,936
So I simply really believed
that Rogelio...
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00:22:56,012 --> 00:22:58,608
had been given
an intra-Deli award...
343
00:22:58,683 --> 00:23:01,085
for cutting the actual cheese.
344
00:23:01,154 --> 00:23:03,350
I'm sorry.
345
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,218
I simply believed Rogelio
had been given an intra-Deli-
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I heard you the first time.
Listen. We have permit delays.
347
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:31,272
We're on hold this month.
We won't be deciding for a few weeks.
348
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:34,004
Make up the ground.
349
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,345
- Okay?
- Okay.
350
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,283
Then that's all.
351
00:23:38,353 --> 00:23:40,652
Well, thank you for gimme-
352
00:23:41,726 --> 00:23:44,630
for giving me your valuable time.
353
00:23:47,603 --> 00:23:52,772
Thank you for your time. I appreciate it.
Thank you, sir, for your time.
354
00:23:52,846 --> 00:23:55,112
Thank you for this- for this moment.
355
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,621
Thank you very much, Mr. Cranston.
Appreciate it.
356
00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:02,823
Thank you very much, sir, for your time today.
You are a valuable person to me.
357
00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:06,529
And I am sorry
about this cutting business.
358
00:24:06,604 --> 00:24:08,539
That's the end of that.
359
00:24:08,607 --> 00:24:11,134
No more cheese business.
360
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,256
Last stop, financial district.
361
00:24:23,901 --> 00:24:27,772
So I never got to go over my cool
bullet points because of the fart gag joke.
362
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,710
The whole board saw it.
It was uncool.
363
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:33,181
Why don't you
forget about it for now?
364
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:36,689
I want you to blow off some steam.
I have an idea.
365
00:24:36,757 --> 00:24:39,751
I signed us up for dance lessons.
366
00:24:39,830 --> 00:24:42,231
- Oh, I don't know.
- Let's go for it.
367
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:45,898
- Let's do salsa. It's so beautiful.
- Not when I do it.
368
00:24:45,973 --> 00:24:49,036
It's gonna be,
because you're a beautiful guy.
369
00:24:52,484 --> 00:24:57,323
I don't know if I can do it.
Here, sweetie. Ready?
370
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,061
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna backslide.
371
00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:08,411
All right. Let's go dancin'.
372
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,349
Ready? Whoo!
373
00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:30,142
- How many pages is that?
- Eight pages.
374
00:25:34,293 --> 00:25:36,889
It's so quiet.
375
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:08,214
Okay. Now we just need that $12,000 check-
the earnest money check.
376
00:26:08,287 --> 00:26:12,386
If I can't make the big 10% down payment
in August, I can get this back, right?
377
00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:17,801
Like, uh, if I don't get this job
that I thought I was gonna get?
378
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:22,242
Um, you forfeit that.
It will be a forfeiture in that amount.
379
00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:24,440
- Is that bad?
- Yes.
380
00:26:24,515 --> 00:26:28,750
"Forfeit," as in, you don't
get the money back.
381
00:26:28,823 --> 00:26:31,919
The seller keeps the money.
It's so they're not hung out to dry...
382
00:26:31,995 --> 00:26:34,625
and it's also a way
of preventing schmucks...
383
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,727
from trying to purchase
houses they can't afford.
384
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,000
Yeah. Schmucks.
385
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,841
- What are you talking about?
- Schmucks who buy houses they can't afford.
386
00:26:41,913 --> 00:26:44,475
- Are there really schmucks like that?
- Well, every once in a while...
387
00:26:44,551 --> 00:26:46,679
we'll encounter a schmuck like that-
not often.
388
00:26:50,494 --> 00:26:53,193
- Hey! Man, what the hell?
- Ah!
389
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:56,932
Holy shit.
390
00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:59,637
- That was "Teddy"?
- Yeah.
391
00:26:59,711 --> 00:27:03,012
- He's smaller than I imagined.
- Yeah, well, he's got a lot of stamina.
392
00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:09,260
It took us five years to save $ 12,000...
393
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,560
and I might have
just schmucked it away.
394
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:14,102
So Richard might be
a nice recovering drug guy...
395
00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:17,870
but if I could slide ahead of him
at the company retreat, I was going to do it.
396
00:27:17,944 --> 00:27:22,509
Hey, leaders in quality foods,
the Donaldson's difference- it's people.
397
00:27:22,585 --> 00:27:26,354
And all of you-
here's the great news- are people.
398
00:27:26,425 --> 00:27:29,761
Now concentration allows you
to shut out distraction.
399
00:27:29,831 --> 00:27:32,825
Shutting out distraction, gang,
allows you...
400
00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:37,037
to accomplish your goals
and achieve new heights!
401
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,387
Get it in here, Chicagoland Donaldson's.
Come on.
402
00:27:43,456 --> 00:27:46,427
Tout de suite it in here, make a stack of hands.
Right here in the middle.
403
00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:48,862
Let's go.
Bunch of hands, here we go. Ready?
404
00:27:48,932 --> 00:27:52,632
Now let's make it happen on "one."
Ready on "one"? One!
405
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:56,474
Let's make it happen!
406
00:27:58,816 --> 00:28:01,548
Here we go. Let's go.
You can do this, Mitch. Concentration.
407
00:28:01,621 --> 00:28:03,989
And... block out distraction. Easy.
408
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:07,224
Here we go, Aaron.
That's it. That's it. That's it!
409
00:28:07,298 --> 00:28:10,030
Doug, you can do it.
Block out distraction.
410
00:28:10,102 --> 00:28:12,903
Block out distraction.
Very good.
411
00:28:12,975 --> 00:28:17,438
What do you think, Richard?
Here we go. And-
412
00:28:17,516 --> 00:28:21,011
It's not hot! It's not hot!
413
00:28:21,089 --> 00:28:24,459
You've essentially attained your goal.
Blockin' out distractions!
414
00:28:24,529 --> 00:28:26,464
Who's next?
Who's next?
415
00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:29,094
Let's do it, Steve. You've got it.
You've got it. You've got it!
416
00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:33,406
This guy's done this before, right?
You did this before on some weird island?
417
00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:35,914
Here we go.
Hey, burgundy jumpsuit!
418
00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:38,977
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
419
00:28:43,295 --> 00:28:46,461
Scott, you just concentrate,
concentrate, concentrate.
420
00:28:49,974 --> 00:28:53,036
He didn't block out the distractions.
421
00:28:55,217 --> 00:28:57,209
- Just get in the pool. You can try it again.
- Stop!
422
00:28:57,287 --> 00:28:59,519
That's all right.
This is why we sign waivers, everybody.
423
00:28:59,591 --> 00:29:03,394
All right. Put the bags
on over your head. Everyone.
424
00:29:03,464 --> 00:29:07,164
Right over the top.
Perfect. Okay.
425
00:29:07,238 --> 00:29:13,079
Now, I want you to take off one thing
that you don't need... quickly! Come on!
426
00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:28,034
Let's take something else off
that you really don't need... right away!
427
00:29:31,648 --> 00:29:32,974
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
428
00:29:32,975 --> 00:29:36,589
Something else you don't need.
Let's make it happen. Come on!
429
00:29:37,995 --> 00:29:40,892
Something else you don't
need. Come on. Let's go.
430
00:29:40,964 --> 00:29:43,594
Something completely unnecessary.
431
00:29:46,508 --> 00:29:49,138
Doug, can we take our sack off?
432
00:29:49,213 --> 00:29:51,239
What?
433
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:54,755
- Did you take your sack off?
- I can't really hear you.
434
00:29:54,822 --> 00:29:59,525
People, take off one more thing that you
simply do... not... need.
435
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:03,834
- Do it.
- Fuck.
436
00:30:16,728 --> 00:30:18,196
Okay, um-
437
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:24,067
All right, everybody that still has a bag
on top of their heads, scream...
438
00:30:24,141 --> 00:30:27,306
"My concentration skills
need improvement."
439
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:31,183
- One, two, three.
- My concentration skills need improvement!
440
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,396
Easy with the laughter.
441
00:30:36,464 --> 00:30:38,456
Easy with that.
442
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:46,707
That's enough. All right.
443
00:30:46,782 --> 00:30:48,782
Who's up for some team building, huh?
Let's do it!
444
00:30:49,487 --> 00:30:52,322
Let's head over
to the productivity obstacle course.
445
00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:54,326
Guy, slap the clothes back on.
446
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:57,195
Let's just watch the assumptions.
That's all it is.
447
00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:01,803
Yeah, is this Chicagoland Pepsi?
448
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,311
Connect to Kevin Conoway, please?
449
00:31:05,414 --> 00:31:07,350
Richard Wehlner.
450
00:31:10,724 --> 00:31:13,753
Brighten the week with a sweet
from Donaldson's...
451
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,323
the champion of excellence.
452
00:31:43,182 --> 00:31:46,244
Scott, lot the full week?
453
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:51,524
Pepsi's sending a new season of stuff.
Yep. Kevin wants Richard.
454
00:31:51,597 --> 00:31:56,504
- PepsiCo's chips and paperware-
- That's six days of bad cards from the lot.
455
00:31:56,572 --> 00:31:58,565
I got two weeks before the board
decides about Augusta.
456
00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:02,046
That's one week of suck cards.
Come on, Fargas.
457
00:32:02,115 --> 00:32:04,711
- What, are you callin' me by my last name now?
- Scott.
458
00:32:04,786 --> 00:32:08,954
Kevin wants Richard. That's Pepsi.
Don't make a stink about it.
459
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:13,695
You know what? I'm takin' lot. Give it to me.
They got lot concerns at Augusta.
460
00:32:13,769 --> 00:32:16,764
I'm gonna get some prime lot cards.
I'm gonna show 'em I can do it.
461
00:32:16,842 --> 00:32:18,834
- Awesome.
- I'm gonna jam for six days.
462
00:32:18,911 --> 00:32:20,847
Awesome.
463
00:32:20,915 --> 00:32:23,977
Let's make it happen!
464
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:35,034
Hey, remove yourself! Get your pizza
off there. Get your butt off my car!
465
00:32:35,107 --> 00:32:38,135
Fuck you, Mr. Chopsticks.
You Chungking fuck ass.
466
00:32:38,212 --> 00:32:42,448
Hey, show some respect! Where is someone?
Can someone please help me?
467
00:32:46,628 --> 00:32:49,622
That's addressed to the board,
for the cards.
468
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:52,193
They want the fresh ones.
469
00:32:56,011 --> 00:32:59,677
Gordon "Jiminy."
A kid hanging out in your lot kidney punched me...
470
00:32:59,751 --> 00:33:03,953
because I offended him,
I guess, by doing nothing.
471
00:33:04,026 --> 00:33:06,222
Kidney punched me.
472
00:33:06,296 --> 00:33:09,097
There's a little bit
of a lack of security in your lot...
473
00:33:09,168 --> 00:33:12,401
'cause your security guy
was sleeping in my car.
474
00:34:11,378 --> 00:34:14,680
Okay. The, uh-
The fucking chip is fixed...
475
00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:18,417
and, uh, here we go-
right towards my own private vehicle...
476
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:21,053
because that's how much confidence
I have in this.
477
00:34:21,129 --> 00:34:23,155
Remember, this could be
your daughter.
478
00:34:26,739 --> 00:34:28,675
Fuck!
479
00:34:28,743 --> 00:34:32,443
...as I offer you
a blueprint for success in the workplace.
480
00:34:32,516 --> 00:34:36,853
And, like the eagle, you'll create
a commanding atmosphere around-
481
00:34:36,924 --> 00:34:38,860
Richard Wehlner.
482
00:34:38,928 --> 00:34:41,797
If you ever have
to choose between working inside and outside...
483
00:34:41,866 --> 00:34:45,361
at a major American grocery store,
choose inside.
484
00:34:45,439 --> 00:34:49,776
Inside you have some freedom.
You have places to hide.
485
00:34:52,852 --> 00:34:57,020
You can catch a breeze off the dairy cooler.
The girls work inside.
486
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:03,061
Mmm.
487
00:35:03,137 --> 00:35:05,369
Outside sucks.
488
00:35:05,441 --> 00:35:08,743
I just wanted to let you know
that everything was top-notch.
489
00:35:08,814 --> 00:35:11,011
Yes.
490
00:35:11,085 --> 00:35:13,418
You guys are really getting your
shit together.
491
00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:18,589
I fuckin' had it for a while there,
but I've sensed a shift. Hey, good shift.
492
00:35:18,665 --> 00:35:21,602
Keep on truckin' in that direction.
493
00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:23,605
L'll be a repeat customer.
494
00:35:27,881 --> 00:35:31,341
...cuttin' grass and shit?
495
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:35,018
I can call the police. So, just so you know,
this is Donaldson's property. You're trespassing.
496
00:35:35,094 --> 00:35:37,087
- I'm on a parkin' lot.
- It's our lot.
497
00:35:37,164 --> 00:35:40,933
- Fuck you.
- Heh, your ma's courteous.
She took my ride, sissy.
498
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:44,774
What does that mean? Hey! Well,
give 'em back!
499
00:35:44,845 --> 00:35:47,407
Fuckin' get 'em.
500
00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,578
Fuck!
501
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:56,130
Fuck!
502
00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:58,794
Fuck you, man, you know?
Back up.
503
00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:01,272
- Back what?
- Back up. I'm not fuckin' around, dick.
504
00:36:01,341 --> 00:36:03,811
What you call me, motherfucker?
505
00:36:03,879 --> 00:36:07,146
Get off the lot! Get off me!
506
00:36:07,217 --> 00:36:10,280
- Is he serious?
- Hey, he can't be fuckin' serious.
507
00:36:10,357 --> 00:36:12,919
- Have a nice day!
- Have a nice day!
508
00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:17,458
You have a nice day, fuckin' assholes!
509
00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:25,148
Aren't you on lot?
510
00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:27,709
I'm tryin' to fix these cards.
They got messed up.
511
00:36:27,787 --> 00:36:29,814
Don't forget, those go in today.
512
00:36:29,891 --> 00:36:32,657
Half hour, I'm gonna go down there.
513
00:36:32,729 --> 00:36:35,997
- Who's on lot?
- Just Bredon. Keith's sick.
514
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:39,404
Ah, put Octavio out.
He can come off Deli.
515
00:36:39,476 --> 00:36:41,411
We got it covered.
You have the vest?
516
00:36:41,479 --> 00:36:44,211
In my locker.
517
00:36:44,283 --> 00:36:46,583
- Thanks, Scott.
- All right.
518
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,332
I don't know what you say.
519
00:37:03,919 --> 00:37:07,379
I was trying to figure out if Brian...
"Grall's"card...
520
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:11,922
said, "Your employees were very...
courageous"?
521
00:37:15,606 --> 00:37:18,099
I wondered,
were any of them courageous?
522
00:37:18,178 --> 00:37:21,741
Esteban? No.
Little Esteban? No.
523
00:37:27,394 --> 00:37:31,561
- Hey.
- Then I thought, fuck.
524
00:37:31,634 --> 00:37:36,234
I found a whole stack
of D.E. 's in your locker.
525
00:37:37,245 --> 00:37:41,207
- Stauber.
- Yeah.
526
00:37:41,285 --> 00:37:43,778
A whole stack.
527
00:37:43,856 --> 00:37:47,920
Scott, man, lot's so messed up.
528
00:37:47,997 --> 00:37:50,797
I know it is,
but it's not about you, okay?
529
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:54,068
I'm going down to the Augusta Plus.
530
00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:57,490
Why don't you pack your
stack and take a ride with me?
531
00:37:57,491 --> 00:37:59,378
I wanna see you hand these over.
532
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,386
Pack your stack.
533
00:38:01,454 --> 00:38:04,984
A lot of the guys, when they're goin' out
to assist customers with their bags...
534
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:06,996
they're doin'
some lollygaggin' outside.
535
00:38:07,064 --> 00:38:08,999
And everyone wants to get fresh air.
536
00:38:09,067 --> 00:38:11,503
Don't get me wrong.
I like fresh air...
537
00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:15,740
but we need you inside,
or else we're short-
538
00:38:20,054 --> 00:38:22,320
Several young men taunted me with chants...
539
00:38:22,392 --> 00:38:26,354
of "ching chong Chinaman"
and "cinnamon face"!
540
00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:31,135
You know what? I'd like you
to read them to me right now.
541
00:38:31,207 --> 00:38:34,907
- Out loud?
- No, read them to me silently.
542
00:38:39,789 --> 00:38:44,457
"My grocery list didn't include
sexual harassment, but thanks.
543
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,331
Beth Kopins, 84."
544
00:38:50,308 --> 00:38:52,938
- You want me to read all of these?
- Yes.
545
00:38:53,013 --> 00:38:55,107
- Fuck.
- I'm sorry?
546
00:38:56,285 --> 00:38:58,881
That's on the card.
547
00:38:58,956 --> 00:39:02,486
"Fuck, that was a great
shopping experience."
548
00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:04,999
- It doesn't say that, does it?
- No.
549
00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:07,936
What does it say then?
550
00:39:10,577 --> 00:39:13,879
Not a good demonstration of
my managerial skills.
551
00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:17,650
But I just decided to bear down,
motivate my staff to raise their game...
552
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:20,091
and just get more hands-on.
553
00:39:20,161 --> 00:39:20,228
I was going to handle it. I was going
to keep my cool and handle anything.
554
00:39:20,228 --> 00:39:25,067
I was going to handle it. I was going
to keep my cool and handle anything.
555
00:39:25,137 --> 00:39:27,724
- Then something happened:
The Tater Tot incident
556
00:39:27,725 --> 00:39:28,700
You're on the lot.
557
00:39:28,777 --> 00:39:31,441
Provoked by what I call
the "Yoo-hoo smash."
558
00:39:31,515 --> 00:39:33,450
Full Yoo-hoo.
559
00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:38,186
Fuck!
560
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:41,084
That's assault! I'm callin' the police.
You're gone!
561
00:39:41,085 --> 00:39:41,790
Suck my dick.
562
00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:42,716
You're fucking gone.
563
00:39:42,717 --> 00:39:44,530
All spiced up with a little Mace.
564
00:39:49,647 --> 00:39:52,413
- I mean, what did he do? Did he grab you?
- He, like-
565
00:39:52,485 --> 00:39:54,682
A bottle hit me,
and then he tugged at my shirt.
566
00:39:54,756 --> 00:39:57,727
- He threw it?
- I don't know, someone in the group!
567
00:39:57,794 --> 00:40:00,390
Hey, you Maced him full in the face.
He's in the hospital.
568
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:01,656
Why don't you calm down?
569
00:40:01,657 --> 00:40:03,905
He hit me in the head with a bottle.
It's out there.
570
00:40:03,972 --> 00:40:06,374
Look, pal, there's a lot of
bottles out there.
571
00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:08,913
What I know is, he's got a face
full of liquid frenzine...
572
00:40:08,981 --> 00:40:13,114
his mom and dad are upset, and I'm tryin'
to figure out what he did to you.
573
00:40:13,188 --> 00:40:18,061
They wanna talk to somebody-
an owner, they said.
574
00:40:18,130 --> 00:40:20,225
I have to call the board.
Frig.
575
00:40:20,301 --> 00:40:23,761
- Man, he grabbed me.
- Are you going to press charges?
576
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:28,213
I don't know. I have to talk to the board.
Are they? Can they?
577
00:40:28,282 --> 00:40:31,777
I don't know.
The parents are upset.
578
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:46,506
Javier, what are you-
You just left these here?
579
00:40:46,581 --> 00:40:48,608
The bag's damaged.
580
00:40:48,685 --> 00:40:52,180
What, are they gonna melt?
Come on, man.
581
00:40:56,232 --> 00:40:58,167
This is bullshit.
582
00:40:59,237 --> 00:41:01,799
This... is...
583
00:41:01,875 --> 00:41:03,845
bull...
584
00:41:03,912 --> 00:41:06,576
- shit!
- Ow!
585
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:09,348
- Hey! Whoa!
- What?
586
00:41:09,422 --> 00:41:10,540
He's whippin' stuff at me.
587
00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:12,861
I was tossing them out.
He walked right in front of me.
588
00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:15,990
It hit me in the wrist.
They're heavy.
589
00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:18,060
Ow. They're frozen.
590
00:41:18,137 --> 00:41:21,974
- Fuck you, Wehlner.
- What is your problem?
591
00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:24,172
You want to file an in-store?
592
00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:28,312
- What?
- An in-store. An in-store complaint?
593
00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:31,849
Geez. I don't know. It just-
594
00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:34,057
They're pretty dense.
They're frozen potatoes.
595
00:41:34,132 --> 00:41:37,502
- Man, fuck you, Richard.
- What is your f'ing problem?
596
00:41:42,013 --> 00:41:45,247
Something's wrong.
What's been bothering you?
597
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,081
You know, in the case
I don't get this job-
598
00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:51,755
in a weird case
I don't get this job-
599
00:41:51,830 --> 00:41:55,030
it's going to be four more years,
because there's no new store planned.
600
00:41:55,103 --> 00:41:59,065
You're making too much of this new job.
I mean, I can go back to school-
601
00:41:59,144 --> 00:42:01,170
there's night school-
and be a practitioner.
602
00:42:01,247 --> 00:42:02,520
You don't need this pressure.
603
00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:04,947
We can do it together, just like
we've done everything so far.
604
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:08,459
Jen, I don't want you waiting for the bus
at night in February.
605
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:13,230
You already work two shifts.
Night school? You don't want to go back.
606
00:42:13,302 --> 00:42:16,637
- I don't want to, but I will.
- You're not going to.
607
00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,837
- Doug, look out!
- Oh, fuck.
608
00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:20,346
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey.
609
00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:22,748
Hey! Hey!
What's your fucking problem?
610
00:42:22,819 --> 00:42:27,089
He has an issue with the coupons.
611
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,437
What, man? What issue?
612
00:42:28,438 --> 00:42:31,862
Y-You do not honor the coupons
anymore for his snacks, yeah?
613
00:42:31,935 --> 00:42:34,943
All right. L'll honor your coupons.
Stop slapping me.
614
00:42:34,944 --> 00:42:35,499
Okay? Stop?
615
00:42:35,575 --> 00:42:40,141
You can't go around slapping people.
What country are you from, Insane Land?
616
00:42:40,217 --> 00:42:42,813
Hey, Jen.
617
00:42:44,090 --> 00:42:47,722
- Hey, guy.
- Hey.
618
00:42:56,245 --> 00:42:58,181
I wonder if anyone else here...
619
00:42:58,249 --> 00:43:00,845
got slapped in the eyes yesterday
over a graham cracker snack?
620
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,946
Probably not.
621
00:43:03,024 --> 00:43:05,722
I'm just gonna try to forget
about that particular embarrassment...
622
00:43:05,796 --> 00:43:07,765
via some beers.
623
00:43:09,669 --> 00:43:14,667
Hey. Wanna top me off there,
Teddy Grahams?
624
00:43:19,486 --> 00:43:21,456
Are you enjoying your drink?
625
00:43:21,523 --> 00:43:24,358
Then I started working
at the grocery, and-
626
00:43:24,428 --> 00:43:27,525
You know, that's been pretty okay.
627
00:43:27,601 --> 00:43:29,900
Because you can have
a family, you know?
628
00:43:29,972 --> 00:43:32,602
And, uh, move up in administration.
629
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:35,204
Save a little money.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
630
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:36,806
- Yeah.
- You know?
631
00:43:36,884 --> 00:43:38,945
So it's been good-
632
00:43:39,021 --> 00:43:41,388
till this guy from Quebec
comes along.
633
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,257
You told me about that already.
634
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,959
- I did?
- Yeah.
635
00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:48,299
Hey, I have an idea.
636
00:43:48,371 --> 00:43:51,604
Let's get down sexually right now...
637
00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:53,669
while you play the banjo.
638
00:43:53,747 --> 00:43:56,616
- Good idea.
- Is that even possible?
639
00:43:58,956 --> 00:44:00,926
Oh, that's the spot, dude.
640
00:44:00,994 --> 00:44:04,660
- Oh, right on.
- I guess so.
641
00:44:04,734 --> 00:44:06,999
I had to get up early that morning, too...
642
00:44:07,070 --> 00:44:09,438
to write a Mace apology speech
for the community center.
643
00:44:09,508 --> 00:44:12,674
I hadn't written a speech since Webelos.
644
00:44:12,748 --> 00:44:15,651
"While on a courtesy patrol,
the group of young men...
645
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,714
"approached a Donaldson's customer and me
while making threats...
646
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:21,627
and I was struck in the head
by a bottle of Yoo-hoo."
647
00:44:26,104 --> 00:44:29,042
How do you know
who threw that Yoo-hoo?
648
00:44:30,813 --> 00:44:34,877
I noticed, um, previous to the thing...
649
00:44:34,954 --> 00:44:38,415
that the young man that I had
the altercation with was drinking Yoo-hoo.
650
00:44:38,493 --> 00:44:42,762
After I was struck, I noticed that he wasn't
drinking Yoo-hoo anymore.
651
00:44:44,236 --> 00:44:47,367
And there was no one else
in the lot, so-
652
00:44:47,443 --> 00:44:51,405
"I discharged a single pull of Mace
in his direction."
653
00:44:51,483 --> 00:44:53,544
I'm glad he's recovered.
654
00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:58,287
"But the incident only occurred because
customer care is priority one at Donaldson's.
655
00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:02,427
"It would have happened
if the customer's safety was threatened...
656
00:45:02,503 --> 00:45:05,941
"by a group of any creed or color.
657
00:45:06,009 --> 00:45:08,571
"We at Donaldson's are proud
of our ties to the community.
658
00:45:08,646 --> 00:45:10,582
"We think it's a great one.
659
00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:15,921
"We intend to continue to provide a courteous
and safe shopping atmosphere for you...
660
00:45:15,993 --> 00:45:18,429
"and we intend to continue
to provide shopping carts...
661
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:21,469
"with that one wheel
that just won't work right.
662
00:45:25,811 --> 00:45:28,475
"We understand that the young men
involved in the incident...
663
00:45:28,549 --> 00:45:32,010
"are not good examples of the community,
but are troublemakers...
664
00:45:32,089 --> 00:45:35,117
"who there are a lot of
everywhere in this day.
665
00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:38,758
"The incident was unfortunate
for both parties...
666
00:45:38,834 --> 00:45:41,464
"but we won't let a few bad apples
spoil the batch.
667
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:44,533
You can be sure of that.
Thank you for coming."
668
00:46:00,639 --> 00:46:03,220
I think everybody's
feeling pretty good about it.
669
00:46:03,221 --> 00:46:03,633
Yeah.
670
00:46:03,711 --> 00:46:06,547
- It's isolated.
- Oh, yeah. It's a one-time thing.
671
00:46:06,617 --> 00:46:08,552
What's that?
672
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,386
I agree. It's isolated.
I think it was just some black apples.
673
00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:13,451
We won't be seeing
that happen again.
674
00:46:16,634 --> 00:46:19,663
Black apples.
675
00:46:20,842 --> 00:46:24,177
- What's that?
- You said "black apples."
676
00:46:28,556 --> 00:46:31,220
- I said "bad" ones.
- The fuck you said "bad."
677
00:46:31,294 --> 00:46:33,389
- Bad apples.
- You said "black."
678
00:46:33,465 --> 00:46:36,630
I'm sorry if there's some confusion.
Maybe in the confusion, l-
679
00:46:36,703 --> 00:46:39,640
Hey, come on. It's been a long day.
That was a slip.
680
00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:41,610
This is a lot of shit.
681
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:43,614
You are not a black apple to me.
682
00:46:43,683 --> 00:46:49,284
I said that possibly there was
one black one in the batch. Not you.
683
00:46:49,359 --> 00:46:53,959
And I didn't mean to say black.
I meant "back."
684
00:46:54,035 --> 00:46:56,870
"Blatch." "Blad."
685
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,875
"Blapples."
686
00:47:02,182 --> 00:47:04,846
Where'd you get this fucker?
687
00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:11,354
Let's catch up outside.
L'll hit you with some gift certificates.
688
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:13,368
You hear that guy?
689
00:47:13,436 --> 00:47:16,305
"Where'd you get this fucker?"
690
00:47:16,374 --> 00:47:18,674
Maybe I don't belong here.
Maybe he's right.
691
00:47:20,181 --> 00:47:22,242
You-You just-
692
00:47:22,318 --> 00:47:26,052
You said "blapples," hon.
It was weird.
693
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:32,257
Let's- Let's find a way for you
to spend some time alone...
694
00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:34,271
get cooled down.
695
00:47:34,339 --> 00:47:36,866
No payments, right?
No pressure.
696
00:47:36,944 --> 00:47:39,813
- Right.
- We'll find you something to get lost in.
697
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,758
Chapter Eight.
698
00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:52,770
- "Keeping Your Cool."
- Fuck.
699
00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:56,709
Have you ever seen
an eagle blow his top?
700
00:47:56,780 --> 00:48:00,719
Do your best to keep your cool.
701
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,690
Stay loose.
702
00:48:09,168 --> 00:48:10,864
Fuck.
703
00:48:10,938 --> 00:48:13,032
Every life has its frustrations...
704
00:48:13,108 --> 00:48:17,275
but be careful not to let them
get the best of you in front of your family.
705
00:48:19,086 --> 00:48:23,959
Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly
way to express life's frustrations.
706
00:48:25,864 --> 00:48:29,268
Fuck you! Ship fuck!
Asshole ship!
707
00:48:29,337 --> 00:48:32,798
Seven seas fucker!
Jolly fucker!
708
00:48:32,877 --> 00:48:36,748
- For Chrissake.
- No one can do that! It's impossible!
709
00:48:36,817 --> 00:48:39,048
Not even a guy with tiny hands!
710
00:48:39,122 --> 00:48:41,353
Not even a guy with a child's hands!
711
00:48:41,425 --> 00:48:46,128
Fuck that!
712
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,568
I guess it was mean enjoying a rainbow cone...
713
00:48:48,638 --> 00:48:50,972
to celebrate Richard's racial slur.
714
00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:53,068
But I had a feeling
he was starting to crack.
715
00:48:53,146 --> 00:48:56,016
A couple more little things-
he might just fall apart.
716
00:48:56,085 --> 00:48:58,988
Black apples?
What an a-hole.
717
00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:04,398
What do you have?
718
00:49:04,466 --> 00:49:07,096
Hey. Oh, almeja sauce.
719
00:49:07,171 --> 00:49:09,164
Yeah, I'm gonna make dinner tonight.
720
00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:11,643
We've been stressed
about getting this job, so-
721
00:49:11,712 --> 00:49:14,114
I wanna make something.
We're just gonna take it easy.
722
00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:16,746
It's supposed to be good,
Mateo and those guys said.
723
00:49:16,822 --> 00:49:19,349
- You got that clam sauce?
- Yeah.
724
00:49:19,426 --> 00:49:21,857
You should ask Sylvia
Rojas about her almeja sauce.
725
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:22,830
Yeah? She makes it?
726
00:49:22,899 --> 00:49:26,098
Almeja? That means "clam"in Spanish.
727
00:49:26,171 --> 00:49:29,575
It also means something dirty-
P- U-S-S-Y.
728
00:49:29,644 --> 00:49:32,410
The baggers say it all day-
the dirty way.
729
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,956
Yeah, okay, guys.
730
00:49:37,024 --> 00:49:40,518
Ask her, papa. She's got a good recipe.
731
00:49:40,597 --> 00:49:43,398
Should I tell him it means P-U-S-S-Y?
732
00:49:43,469 --> 00:49:46,565
Or should I break him down?
He put me on lot for a week.
733
00:49:46,641 --> 00:49:49,134
Go ahead, learn some Spanish-
the inappropriate way.
734
00:49:49,212 --> 00:49:51,614
Sylvia.
735
00:49:51,683 --> 00:49:53,516
Um-
736
00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,060
Mmm!
737
00:50:14,324 --> 00:50:16,794
Richard.
738
00:50:16,862 --> 00:50:18,763
Did you ask Sylvia
about her clam sauce?
739
00:50:18,831 --> 00:50:21,131
Yeah.
740
00:50:21,202 --> 00:50:23,934
You say it was the best?
741
00:50:24,007 --> 00:50:25,270
Yeah.
742
00:50:25,343 --> 00:50:27,472
That's pussy sauce.
743
00:50:29,551 --> 00:50:31,383
What?
744
00:50:31,454 --> 00:50:34,620
That's pussy sauce.
745
00:50:34,694 --> 00:50:36,629
It's her pussy.
746
00:50:55,397 --> 00:50:57,959
The Good Life. Chapter Nine.
747
00:50:58,035 --> 00:51:02,202
"Dignity and Respect
and Their Importance in the Workplace. "
748
00:51:02,275 --> 00:51:05,941
Gaining the respect of colleagues
does not happen overnight...
749
00:51:06,016 --> 00:51:09,078
but these feelings-
dignity and respect-
750
00:51:09,154 --> 00:51:12,285
are a necessary part of a good life.
751
00:51:14,331 --> 00:51:17,700
- Just frustrated.
- Are you going to slide back to a bad place?
752
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:20,707
Not by a long shot.
Lori, not by a mile.
753
00:51:25,784 --> 00:51:28,654
I've just had a bad day.
754
00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:30,715
I'm feeling a little
turned around here.
755
00:51:30,793 --> 00:51:33,491
- Maybe I'm missing home.
- It's the home of the eagle.
756
00:51:33,564 --> 00:51:37,902
- "It's a great place to soar," you said.
- Yeah.
757
00:51:37,972 --> 00:51:40,841
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
758
00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:43,541
I just feel like I'm at camp
and I want to come home.
759
00:51:48,157 --> 00:51:51,151
You did male gymnastics
in the Junior Olympics?
760
00:51:51,229 --> 00:51:54,929
- What?
- You were a male gymnast? Lopez said.
761
00:51:55,002 --> 00:51:56,288
I don't know what they're saying.
762
00:51:56,289 --> 00:51:58,236
Name same as mine popped
up on Google or something.
763
00:52:00,212 --> 00:52:02,205
Hey, watch your soups.
764
00:52:03,585 --> 00:52:05,577
What about my soups?
765
00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:09,016
Your soups are sloppy.
766
00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:14,628
- We're gonna be okay.
- Thanks, Lori.
767
00:52:14,705 --> 00:52:18,006
- I love you.
- I love you too.
768
00:52:18,077 --> 00:52:20,240
- L'll see you at home.
- L'll see you.
769
00:52:20,314 --> 00:52:22,306
I just have to log
these Mesquite Crunchers.
770
00:52:22,385 --> 00:52:24,354
Bye.
771
00:52:26,425 --> 00:52:28,360
Hey.
772
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:32,568
Are you gonna write me up, Doug?
773
00:52:32,637 --> 00:52:34,572
No, man.
774
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:53,604
Yeah, I just- I just feel like
everything's getting to me.
775
00:52:53,674 --> 00:52:56,406
I know.
776
00:52:56,478 --> 00:53:00,110
Hey, smoke it down, bro.
I would, too, but I get bad headaches.
777
00:53:02,021 --> 00:53:05,984
I had some, like, lost years.
778
00:53:07,966 --> 00:53:09,902
Man, I was in a motorcycle gang.
779
00:53:15,346 --> 00:53:17,338
Fuck you!
780
00:53:20,255 --> 00:53:22,281
I guess l'll just get everybody.
781
00:53:24,662 --> 00:53:27,394
- Have a nice day, hon.
- You too.
782
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,204
Man, come on!
783
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,117
We found each other
and started a family.
784
00:53:40,089 --> 00:53:42,116
We said we were gonna
make a go of it.
785
00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:47,869
It's just hard.
786
00:53:47,937 --> 00:53:51,000
I mean, day care's 300.
Our premiums are 400.
787
00:53:51,076 --> 00:53:53,341
This dance class is $280 U.S.
788
00:53:53,414 --> 00:53:55,349
Yeah.
789
00:53:57,421 --> 00:53:59,413
This is what I did.
790
00:53:59,490 --> 00:54:02,519
I bought a house
that I can't even-
791
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:06,534
I can't even nearly afford.
792
00:54:09,408 --> 00:54:12,038
I'm gonna tell Lori I toked up.
793
00:54:12,113 --> 00:54:15,016
Yeah. I'm gonna tell Jen.
I have to.
794
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,021
Because that's how you get happy-
795
00:54:17,089 --> 00:54:20,459
leading an honest life no matter
what your life's like beside.
796
00:54:22,264 --> 00:54:25,634
So I'm telling her.
Because that's a man.
797
00:54:25,704 --> 00:54:27,900
Because-
798
00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:31,242
If you have that
"to the max" clean love-
799
00:54:31,314 --> 00:54:33,580
man, that-that "all the way" love-
800
00:54:35,588 --> 00:54:39,459
then you could be even,
like, a midget or something...
801
00:54:39,528 --> 00:54:41,555
and still light it up with a smile.
802
00:54:43,569 --> 00:54:46,665
So go on, let it shine.
803
00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:49,610
I'm not bullshittin'.
Lori, I can make a go of it.
804
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:52,241
We're goin'. We're goin' to Glasgow,
fuckin' like it or not.
805
00:54:52,317 --> 00:54:56,280
Okay, great. Yeah, go visit your grammy.
And then come on back, yeah?
806
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:59,159
Make it a holiday. L'll show you
I can make a big dancing go of it.
807
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:01,358
Tell your grammy I said hi.
L'll be seeing her.
808
00:55:01,435 --> 00:55:04,031
L'll tell Grammy that you're a doper.
L'll tell Grammy that.
809
00:55:04,106 --> 00:55:06,268
Whoa. Lori, don't.
810
00:55:06,342 --> 00:55:09,246
Okay, Chrissie. Have a little holiday
with your grammy.
811
00:55:09,315 --> 00:55:12,514
- All right. Let's go.
- L'll be seein' ya.
812
00:55:12,587 --> 00:55:14,580
Lori, make it a holiday.
813
00:55:17,463 --> 00:55:21,129
- Will you get the mail in when you get home?
- Yeah. No problem.
814
00:55:21,203 --> 00:55:23,172
- I gotta tell you something.
- Mark, you remember Doug.
815
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,405
- Yeah. Hey. Teddy Grahams.
- Yeah, hey.
816
00:55:26,479 --> 00:55:28,954
We got surgery at 10:00.
A cleft palate- two-year-old.
817
00:55:28,955 --> 00:55:29,314
Okay.
818
00:55:29,383 --> 00:55:31,074
What's a cleft palate?
819
00:55:31,075 --> 00:55:34,917
It's a deformation of the "mascus"
- the lower face.
820
00:55:34,994 --> 00:55:38,329
Medically, it's "masculari horriblus"...
821
00:55:38,399 --> 00:55:41,530
which is Latin for "monster face."
822
00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:45,705
And I guess some of these kids
really do feel like monsters.
823
00:55:45,779 --> 00:55:48,841
But we restore them to normalcy.
824
00:55:48,919 --> 00:55:51,184
You should see it, man.
It's beautiful.
825
00:55:53,927 --> 00:55:56,227
- Man.
- Yeah.
826
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:04,806
- What? Tell me what.
- Nothing. L'll see you tonight.
827
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,610
Okay.
828
00:56:07,785 --> 00:56:09,812
- Let me show you something.
- Yeah.
829
00:56:17,102 --> 00:56:20,801
One way to go from planning to tell
the truth to telling another lie...
830
00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:24,609
is to find a gift from your wife-
who has no money-
831
00:56:24,682 --> 00:56:26,845
of some long-sleeved shirts...
832
00:56:26,919 --> 00:56:28,855
because she believes
you'll dress more formally...
833
00:56:28,923 --> 00:56:32,623
as the shoo-in boss of a large grocery
because you said this.
834
00:56:32,697 --> 00:56:35,759
When the truth is you might
stay a "short sleever"...
835
00:56:35,835 --> 00:56:39,706
for the foreseeable future
of thousands of days.
836
00:56:39,775 --> 00:56:42,507
- Hey. I like my shirts.
- Hey.
837
00:56:42,580 --> 00:56:44,812
What are you doing?
838
00:56:44,884 --> 00:56:48,448
It's for night school-
for the school thing, for just in case.
839
00:56:48,524 --> 00:56:50,460
I thought I should do it.
840
00:56:50,528 --> 00:56:54,331
- Are you worried?
- No. But just in case.
841
00:56:54,402 --> 00:56:57,237
I didn't want to miss the sign-up.
I want to save a spot.
842
00:56:57,307 --> 00:57:00,973
- You have to write a check?
- 180.
843
00:57:02,683 --> 00:57:05,051
Don't. Because I got the job.
844
00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:07,591
- They decided?
- Yeah. I got the job.
845
00:57:07,659 --> 00:57:10,926
- Doug! You are great!
- Yeah.
846
00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:14,402
Good-bye, banjo fuckers!
847
00:57:14,470 --> 00:57:16,406
Yeah.
848
00:57:22,686 --> 00:57:24,621
I don't know what that was.
849
00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:27,023
A lie wish?
850
00:57:27,093 --> 00:57:29,757
Way to go, Doug!
851
00:57:31,968 --> 00:57:33,903
Whoo.
852
00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:58,273
Hey, Scott, I wanted to mention, um-
853
00:57:58,348 --> 00:58:00,341
My wrist is acting up a little...
854
00:58:00,419 --> 00:58:02,946
from the Tater Tot thing.
855
00:58:03,023 --> 00:58:06,962
So I think I should
probably do that in-store.
856
00:58:07,030 --> 00:58:08,795
The in-store complaint?
857
00:58:08,868 --> 00:58:10,962
- Yeah.
- All right.
858
00:58:11,037 --> 00:58:13,473
That circulates through the company-
859
00:58:13,542 --> 00:58:16,537
to the board, everywhere.
860
00:58:16,615 --> 00:58:20,714
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I think that's probably for the best.
861
00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:22,816
You know, in case he does it
to somebody else.
862
00:58:24,195 --> 00:58:28,134
- Okay. L'll get the forms.
- Thanks, Scott.
863
00:58:28,202 --> 00:58:32,539
Because it's flaring up.
864
00:58:41,959 --> 00:58:43,895
#I could be wrong #
865
00:58:45,399 --> 00:58:47,528
# I could be right #
866
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:56,450
# Could be wrong #
867
00:58:59,190 --> 00:59:01,250
# I could be wrong
I could be right #
868
00:59:01,328 --> 00:59:04,060
# I could be black
I could be white #
869
00:59:04,132 --> 00:59:07,969
# I could be right
I could be wrong #
870
00:59:08,039 --> 00:59:10,441
In-store complaints are for real.
871
00:59:10,511 --> 00:59:13,175
They're for gross and flagrant violation
of company conduct.
872
00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,184
It says it on the paperwork.
873
00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:18,918
- Goddamn it.
- Guys get fired for them, not promoted-
874
00:59:18,992 --> 00:59:20,928
to jobs their wives already
think they have.
875
00:59:25,637 --> 00:59:29,406
Oye. I heard from Scott.
876
00:59:29,477 --> 00:59:33,109
He say you into gymnastics
all the way for males.
877
00:59:39,028 --> 00:59:40,963
# Could be wrong #
878
00:59:42,434 --> 00:59:44,961
# I could be right #
879
00:59:51,015 --> 00:59:54,385
Our classes are a "no refund" policy.
880
00:59:54,455 --> 00:59:57,392
Right. Uh-
881
00:59:57,460 --> 01:00:00,192
My wife-
882
01:00:02,603 --> 01:00:06,737
Due to circumstances, my wife
won't be able to be my partner anymore...
883
01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:08,973
and that's cash money.
884
01:00:09,047 --> 01:00:12,076
You can transfer your deposit
if you like.
885
01:00:12,153 --> 01:00:15,022
We have one class
available for singles.
886
01:00:23,474 --> 01:00:25,409
# I could be wrong #
887
01:00:26,879 --> 01:00:29,111
# I could be right #
888
01:00:36,263 --> 01:00:36,330
- Hey, Mr. Wehlner.
- Hey, Hardy.
889
01:00:36,330 --> 01:00:39,460
- Hey, Mr. Wehlner.
- Hey, Hardy.
890
01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:41,869
- How you doin'?
- Doin' good.
891
01:00:41,939 --> 01:00:45,172
- What'd you do last night?
- Went to the movies with my sister.
892
01:00:45,246 --> 01:00:47,272
- You did? That sounds awesome.
- Yeah.
893
01:00:47,349 --> 01:00:49,285
- Guess what.
- What?
894
01:00:49,353 --> 01:00:53,486
- I'm growing a mustache.
- All right. That's cool.
895
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,588
Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job
in the store here.
896
01:00:56,665 --> 01:00:58,658
- Thanks. You too, man.
- Keep it up.
897
01:01:10,724 --> 01:01:13,491
- What's going on?
- Oh, nothing.
898
01:01:13,563 --> 01:01:16,363
Just... Hardy.
899
01:01:16,434 --> 01:01:18,996
It just gets sad sometimes.
900
01:01:19,072 --> 01:01:21,599
Do you know why Hardy's hand
is powdered?
901
01:01:21,677 --> 01:01:24,375
Why?
902
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:27,476
'Cause retarded guys
masturbate so much...
903
01:01:27,554 --> 01:01:30,650
that they rub the skin
off their penises.
904
01:01:30,726 --> 01:01:34,221
It's just-They don't know better.
905
01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:37,429
Just-They have a hard time
not jerkin' off.
906
01:01:39,308 --> 01:01:42,040
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
907
01:01:43,749 --> 01:01:47,279
- Scott in?
- Yeah.
908
01:01:47,356 --> 01:01:50,589
- I think Scott's in Receiving.
- Okay.
909
01:01:50,662 --> 01:01:52,379
I wanted to ask you a
question about the application.
910
01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:52,824
No problem.
911
01:01:52,899 --> 01:01:54,835
L'll see you guys later, all right?
912
01:01:54,903 --> 01:01:56,838
Hey, fellas.
913
01:02:01,414 --> 01:02:03,406
What was he doing?
914
01:02:03,485 --> 01:02:07,515
- Was he talking about jacking off?
- Richard?
915
01:02:07,592 --> 01:02:10,062
He was talking about jacking it?
916
01:02:10,130 --> 01:02:12,065
In front of customers?
Jacking dicks?
917
01:02:25,457 --> 01:02:29,157
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
918
01:02:51,904 --> 01:02:53,840
F. You!
919
01:02:53,908 --> 01:02:56,674
- What?
- I didn't say that.
920
01:02:56,746 --> 01:02:59,615
They asked me what you said.
That's what you said.
921
01:02:59,684 --> 01:03:02,986
- You know what? Fuck you, Doug.
- That's what you said.
922
01:03:03,057 --> 01:03:05,459
How's your wrist?
How's your wrist, Richard?
923
01:03:05,528 --> 01:03:07,794
- You're bogus.
- I'm bogus?
924
01:03:07,866 --> 01:03:09,970
You lace that thing on,
try to fuck me out of a job-
925
01:03:09,971 --> 01:03:11,201
out of money for me and my wife.
926
01:03:11,271 --> 01:03:13,002
Those things weigh 62 grams.
927
01:03:13,075 --> 01:03:16,912
I don't know what a gram is,
but I guess that's a lot 'cause you're hurt.
928
01:03:16,982 --> 01:03:18,917
Get off me, Wehlner!
929
01:03:18,985 --> 01:03:21,353
See you later, Tappy.
930
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:24,327
What, are you wearing tap shoes?
931
01:03:24,395 --> 01:03:26,330
Lori left me, little boy.
932
01:03:26,398 --> 01:03:28,766
It's the only class
I can attend as a single.
933
01:03:28,836 --> 01:03:31,204
Goddamn! Come on!
934
01:03:36,583 --> 01:03:38,610
Is that guy wearing tap shoes?
935
01:03:42,361 --> 01:03:44,797
Come on!
936
01:03:44,865 --> 01:03:46,458
- Fuck off!
- Yeah?
937
01:03:46,534 --> 01:03:48,435
Come on, dick!
Come on!
938
01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:53,211
- Fuck you!
- Hold it! Not cool!
939
01:03:55,150 --> 01:03:57,814
Not cool! Go inside.
940
01:03:59,891 --> 01:04:02,361
Sorry, Scott.
941
01:04:02,429 --> 01:04:04,558
- Dancing bear.
- Yeah, wife liar!
942
01:04:08,807 --> 01:04:11,471
I was lunching with Jen...
943
01:04:11,545 --> 01:04:14,483
trying to forget about it and roll into
the crucial second interview.
944
01:04:15,586 --> 01:04:18,614
Then I spied that Big World.
945
01:04:18,691 --> 01:04:20,718
Remember Do-Good and Dodo?
946
01:04:21,998 --> 01:04:25,128
Dodo makes lunchtime
unpleasant for everyone.
947
01:04:34,719 --> 01:04:38,317
Do-Good shares his peanut brittle
with the new... Negro.
948
01:04:40,697 --> 01:04:42,724
"Negro"?
949
01:04:42,801 --> 01:04:45,670
What the fuck?
950
01:04:49,379 --> 01:04:52,077
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
951
01:04:53,653 --> 01:04:56,556
Sometimes, Do-Good cleans up a mess...
952
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:58,561
even if he didn't make it.
953
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:04,395
Dodo is sometimes simply
not a good young man.
954
01:05:25,844 --> 01:05:27,973
Hey, Lori. It's me.
955
01:05:28,048 --> 01:05:31,076
Hey, uh, tomorrow's the big day-
the final sit-down.
956
01:05:31,153 --> 01:05:33,521
You know, the final interview thing.
957
01:05:33,591 --> 01:05:35,720
Then they make their decision.
958
01:05:35,795 --> 01:05:38,265
Hey, guess what.
I'm taking tap dancing.
959
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,102
The studio wouldn't give me
the deposit back, so I'm tappin'.
960
01:05:42,173 --> 01:05:44,336
I've gotta say I really like it.
It's real-
961
01:05:44,411 --> 01:05:47,143
It's a real dance style.
Very expressive.
962
01:05:47,216 --> 01:05:50,346
Um, anyway, whatever.
I'm still dancin', practicin'.
963
01:05:50,421 --> 01:05:52,357
And, uh-
964
01:05:52,425 --> 01:05:54,952
Listen, Lori.
965
01:05:55,029 --> 01:05:57,261
I love you, and I miss you.
966
01:05:58,803 --> 01:06:00,533
Bye.
967
01:06:00,606 --> 01:06:04,979
# And deep down
we were really in love #
968
01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:09,916
# Oh, but I'm tired
of holdin' on #
969
01:06:09,990 --> 01:06:12,118
# To a feelin'
I know is gone #
970
01:06:12,193 --> 01:06:15,791
A man probably has just a half dozen or so...
971
01:06:15,866 --> 01:06:18,997
really critical days in his life-
that's all-
972
01:06:19,072 --> 01:06:24,104
a few days that can totally determine
the quality of his future.
973
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:28,848
This chapter is dedicated to helping you-
Richard Wehlner-
974
01:06:28,922 --> 01:06:34,627
to make the most of the few really golden
opportunities many of us will actually have.
975
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:38,799
So let's let this classic track
take us into Chapter 10.
976
01:06:38,874 --> 01:06:43,372
"Time for Me to Fly."
977
01:06:43,449 --> 01:06:46,147
# Time for me to fly #
978
01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:49,453
# Oh, I've got
to set myself free #
979
01:06:49,527 --> 01:06:52,259
- # Time for me to fly #
- # Oh, baby #
980
01:06:52,332 --> 01:06:56,032
# That's just how
it's got to be #
981
01:06:56,105 --> 01:07:00,568
# Oh, I know it hurts
to say good-bye #
982
01:07:00,646 --> 01:07:03,777
# But it's time for me to fly #
983
01:07:03,852 --> 01:07:06,482
# It's time for me to fly #
984
01:07:06,557 --> 01:07:09,790
# It's time for me to fly #
985
01:07:09,862 --> 01:07:12,332
# It's time for me to fly #
986
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,201
# It's time for me to fly #
987
01:07:15,272 --> 01:07:18,107
# It's time for me to fly #
988
01:07:18,177 --> 01:07:21,638
# It's time for me to fly ##
989
01:07:21,717 --> 01:07:24,517
By the way, don't tell anyone
that track's on here.
990
01:07:24,589 --> 01:07:26,821
Because I didn't pay
for the licensing.
991
01:07:31,434 --> 01:07:33,461
You have to pull the card back out.
992
01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:43,215
Orange Line, Midway. Now changing to direct.
993
01:07:43,288 --> 01:07:45,918
Orange Line, Midway.
Now changing to direct.
994
01:08:38,219 --> 01:08:41,054
We have a temporary delay.
995
01:08:56,118 --> 01:08:58,054
#When #
996
01:08:59,691 --> 01:09:04,394
# Whenever Paul #
997
01:09:05,802 --> 01:09:09,262
# Thinks of rain #
998
01:09:11,478 --> 01:09:15,178
# Swallows fall #
999
01:09:17,523 --> 01:09:22,020
# In a wave #
1000
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:28,099
# And tap on his window #
1001
01:09:28,175 --> 01:09:31,044
Chapter 12. "Finishing Strong."
1002
01:09:31,113 --> 01:09:34,745
I've written this chapter
as a reminder of your new skills.
1003
01:09:35,955 --> 01:09:38,187
Perhaps you'll choose
to listen to this passage...
1004
01:09:38,259 --> 01:09:40,786
on the morning
of your most important day.
1005
01:09:42,066 --> 01:09:45,835
So here it goes,
because you're ready.
1006
01:09:45,906 --> 01:09:47,842
Richard Wehlner-
1007
01:09:47,910 --> 01:09:49,845
is totally number one.
1008
01:09:50,915 --> 01:09:53,249
Because- Richard Wehlner-
1009
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,255
shows true grit.
1010
01:09:55,323 --> 01:09:59,661
Richard Wehlner-
is not afraid to put others under his thumb...
1011
01:09:59,731 --> 01:10:05,537
because- Richard Wehlner-
totally does more than what's expected.
1012
01:10:05,608 --> 01:10:07,771
# Rings just once #
1013
01:10:07,845 --> 01:10:13,378
# Late at night #
1014
01:10:13,455 --> 01:10:17,589
# Like a bird #
1015
01:10:17,663 --> 01:10:20,259
# Don't be scared #
1016
01:10:20,334 --> 01:10:25,366
# Don't believe
you're all alone #
1017
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:32,515
# Wake #
1018
01:10:32,589 --> 01:10:37,292
# Wake up, Paul #
1019
01:10:37,364 --> 01:10:42,101
# Whisper clouds #
1020
01:10:42,173 --> 01:10:47,547
# Rolling by #
1021
01:10:47,616 --> 01:10:52,785
# And the seeds ##
1022
01:10:55,998 --> 01:10:58,024
Is there anything you'd like to add?
1023
01:10:58,101 --> 01:11:00,833
Just that I'd give
the new store my all.
1024
01:11:00,906 --> 01:11:02,842
I think you would.
1025
01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:05,642
Good. So if there's nothing else...
1026
01:11:05,715 --> 01:11:07,708
send in jack apples.
1027
01:11:09,321 --> 01:11:12,019
Let's get applejacker's
interview over with.
1028
01:11:12,093 --> 01:11:14,996
That cheese cracker.
1029
01:11:20,975 --> 01:11:23,411
Good luck.
1030
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,473
Because you're gonna need it.
1031
01:11:26,686 --> 01:11:29,885
Before I get Richard,
I just-
1032
01:11:33,565 --> 01:11:37,937
We have this bag boy- Hardy.
I wanted to tell you that, when you thought...
1033
01:11:38,005 --> 01:11:41,444
that Richard Wehlner
was talking trash talk, as you said...
1034
01:11:41,512 --> 01:11:45,383
Richard was just letting me know there are
parts of Hardy's life that made him sad.
1035
01:11:45,452 --> 01:11:48,982
- That's all.
- Which parts?
1036
01:11:51,663 --> 01:11:56,161
Um, the parts where Hardy
can't stop masturbating his penis.
1037
01:11:56,239 --> 01:12:00,178
So he has a powdered right hand
for a deterrent.
1038
01:12:03,284 --> 01:12:06,278
Wouldn't powder make
the experience better?
1039
01:12:07,591 --> 01:12:11,052
Uh, probably, but-
1040
01:12:11,131 --> 01:12:16,004
This is a specific powder
with sandpaper-like qualities, I think.
1041
01:12:16,073 --> 01:12:19,807
All I'm saying is that-
Richard is a good guy.
1042
01:12:21,483 --> 01:12:23,453
He's not out of line
or inappropriate.
1043
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,990
I wanted you to know.
1044
01:12:26,058 --> 01:12:28,050
He's a real good grocer.
1045
01:12:28,128 --> 01:12:30,690
So if there was
no inappropriate talk...
1046
01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:33,134
I guess that leaves you guys
on equal footing.
1047
01:12:36,877 --> 01:12:39,906
Yeah. I guess.
1048
01:12:41,118 --> 01:12:43,714
Tell Richard we'll be with him
in five minutes.
1049
01:12:48,664 --> 01:12:51,226
Are you all done?
1050
01:12:51,303 --> 01:12:54,172
They said wait around.
1051
01:12:54,241 --> 01:12:57,144
- For what?
- They didn't say.
1052
01:12:57,213 --> 01:12:59,206
They just said wait around.
1053
01:13:34,746 --> 01:13:36,682
I'm fucked.
1054
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:15,179
Hey. Richard.
1055
01:14:16,821 --> 01:14:18,757
Doug.
1056
01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:22,260
We're all just out here
tryin' to get some food.
1057
01:14:24,401 --> 01:14:26,837
Sometimes we bump into each other.
1058
01:14:36,322 --> 01:14:38,258
Stay loose, Doug.
1059
01:14:49,647 --> 01:14:53,211
# Every day, I'm gonna
strut that stuff#
1060
01:14:53,287 --> 01:14:55,483
Hey. I've enjoyed our time together.
1061
01:14:55,557 --> 01:14:57,754
But now it's time
for you to get out there...
1062
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:00,354
and just kick everyone's ass.
1063
01:15:00,432 --> 01:15:04,805
See you at the yacht club, my good friend-
Richard Wehln-
1064
01:15:18,064 --> 01:15:21,126
- Do one thing for me.
- Yeah, babe.
1065
01:15:21,202 --> 01:15:23,365
You fix that little ship...
1066
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:26,377
and you keep it cool
and keep it clean, mister.
1067
01:15:26,445 --> 01:15:29,781
- Chrissie's sleepin'.
- Okay.
1068
01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:40,358
Don't get f'ing tangled.
Come on.
1069
01:15:47,182 --> 01:15:49,174
Tell me again why you're not at work.
1070
01:15:49,252 --> 01:15:51,484
I carved out some free time.
1071
01:15:51,556 --> 01:15:54,425
- On your first day?
- Yep.
1072
01:15:58,803 --> 01:16:00,965
You didn't start
your new job today, did you?
1073
01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:03,978
No.
1074
01:16:06,082 --> 01:16:09,486
You didn't actually get it yet,
did you?
1075
01:16:09,555 --> 01:16:11,582
No.
1076
01:16:11,659 --> 01:16:13,787
Doug, why did you tell me that?
1077
01:16:13,862 --> 01:16:16,458
I said I could go back to school.
1078
01:16:16,534 --> 01:16:19,802
I want to be the primary
breadwinner, Jen. Come on.
1079
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,571
Female lions do the hunting.
1080
01:16:26,251 --> 01:16:29,051
I'm not a lion.
1081
01:16:29,123 --> 01:16:31,116
I'm a guy.
1082
01:16:31,194 --> 01:16:33,494
Get up there, son of a b.
1083
01:16:44,217 --> 01:16:46,949
- I was embarrassed.
- About what?
1084
01:16:47,021 --> 01:16:48,957
Our life.
1085
01:16:49,025 --> 01:16:51,518
- And George Washington Carver.
- George-
1086
01:16:51,597 --> 01:16:53,897
Who made all this stuff
out of peanuts-
1087
01:16:53,968 --> 01:16:55,903
blankets, peanut silverware...
1088
01:16:55,971 --> 01:16:57,907
a peanut car, a peanut gun.
1089
01:16:57,975 --> 01:17:00,309
- No, he didn't.
- He made some peanut stuff.
1090
01:17:00,379 --> 01:17:02,541
And he was a slave.
1091
01:17:02,616 --> 01:17:04,848
I should've made something by now.
1092
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:07,356
I'm 33 years old.
I sell peanuts.
1093
01:17:09,495 --> 01:17:11,487
I am peanuts.
1094
01:17:15,907 --> 01:17:18,469
You're such a guy.
1095
01:17:29,330 --> 01:17:30,320
Hey.
1096
01:17:32,303 --> 01:17:33,327
Fuck!
1097
01:17:37,946 --> 01:17:41,008
- I tried, babe.
- I know.
1098
01:17:43,522 --> 01:17:45,822
L'll get the next one, babe,
all the way.
1099
01:17:45,893 --> 01:17:49,229
- I know.
- I love you.
1100
01:17:49,299 --> 01:17:51,461
Love you too.
1101
01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:26,295
- Hello.
- Doug. Mitch from Donaldson's.
1102
01:18:26,365 --> 01:18:28,357
- Hey.
- We've made our choice.
1103
01:18:28,435 --> 01:18:32,603
Between you and me, Richard
failed his drug test- spectacularly.
1104
01:18:32,677 --> 01:18:34,805
So it was you and Donnie Wahls
from Lakeview.
1105
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,816
But he's pretty junior.
1106
01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:39,980
So I'm calling to say
welcome aboard.
1107
01:18:42,727 --> 01:18:46,063
- Oh, man.
- Yeah.
1108
01:18:46,133 --> 01:18:48,069
I just wanted to say welcome aboard.
1109
01:18:48,137 --> 01:18:51,302
Oh, hey. Welcome aboard
to you too, Mitch.
1110
01:18:51,376 --> 01:18:54,107
Yeah. Doug, we'll see you
on the seventh at 8:00 a.m.
1111
01:18:54,108 --> 01:18:54,815
Okay, yeah.
1112
01:18:54,882 --> 01:18:58,081
- Hey-Hey, Mitch. Thanks.
- See you, Doug.
1113
01:19:04,767 --> 01:19:07,932
Standing downtown,
I thought of everything that happened.
1114
01:19:08,006 --> 01:19:09,942
Was I the better man?
1115
01:19:10,010 --> 01:19:12,344
I don't know.
I just know I started running.
1116
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,349
Maybe because
I got something I needed.
1117
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:16,444
And if I met Richard
in the street or somewhere...
1118
01:19:16,521 --> 01:19:18,513
I think I could still
shake his hand.
1119
01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:22,190
So was I the better man?
1120
01:19:22,264 --> 01:19:24,257
I don't know.
I just felt like a man.
1121
01:19:28,809 --> 01:19:32,043
Man, I hadn't felt that good
since I placed silver in Boys' Apparatus-
1122
01:19:33,951 --> 01:19:35,545
in the Junior Olympics.
1123
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:46,840
Yeah!
1124
01:19:54,789 --> 01:19:59,525
I never saw Richard again, but I heard
he went back to Canada with his family...
1125
01:19:59,597 --> 01:20:01,362
back to his old grocery.
1126
01:20:01,434 --> 01:20:04,872
I also heard he put out a storage room fire
with his bare hands or something...
1127
01:20:04,941 --> 01:20:07,035
and got promoted to manager.
1128
01:20:07,111 --> 01:20:11,141
There are rumors he started the fire himself
for self-promotion purposes.
1129
01:20:11,218 --> 01:20:14,349
But either way,
he's a higher-up now.
1130
01:20:14,424 --> 01:20:17,589
And that's cool, because he can
get a place for his wife and girl.
1131
01:20:17,662 --> 01:20:20,759
He can save a little something
off to the side for himself too.
1132
01:20:20,835 --> 01:20:22,827
I don't know, maybe a new chopper.
1133
01:20:35,227 --> 01:20:39,030
#Put your face where we can see it #
1134
01:20:40,805 --> 01:20:44,801
# Put it on a show on cable #
1135
01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:50,045
# You can really show it all there #
1136
01:20:51,990 --> 01:20:56,123
# Turn it on when you are able #
1137
01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:58,897
# Turn it on #
1138
01:20:58,970 --> 01:21:01,702
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1139
01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:04,507
# Turn it on #
1140
01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:07,278
# In your houses when you wake up #
1141
01:21:07,351 --> 01:21:10,083
# Turn it on #
1142
01:21:10,156 --> 01:21:13,322
# When you ain't got no relation #
1143
01:21:13,395 --> 01:21:15,661
# To all those other stations #
1144
01:21:15,733 --> 01:21:18,101
# Turn it on #
1145
01:21:28,188 --> 01:21:31,854
# Put your life into a bubble #
1146
01:21:33,832 --> 01:21:37,794
# We can pick you up on radar#
1147
01:21:39,375 --> 01:21:42,870
# Hit a satellite with feeling #
1148
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:49,053
# Give the people
what they paid for#
1149
01:21:49,126 --> 01:21:51,790
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1150
01:21:51,864 --> 01:21:54,426
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1151
01:21:54,502 --> 01:21:57,371
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1152
01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,036
# In your houses when you wake up #
1153
01:22:00,111 --> 01:22:02,877
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1154
01:22:02,951 --> 01:22:06,184
# When you ain't got no relation #
1155
01:22:06,256 --> 01:22:08,317
# To all those other stations #
1156
01:22:08,393 --> 01:22:11,193
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1157
01:22:11,265 --> 01:22:13,929
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1158
01:22:14,003 --> 01:22:16,667
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1159
01:22:16,741 --> 01:22:19,337
# In your houses when you wake up #
1160
01:22:19,412 --> 01:22:22,179
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1161
01:22:22,251 --> 01:22:25,188
# When you ain't got no relation #
1162
01:22:25,256 --> 01:22:27,749
# To all those other stations #
1163
01:22:27,828 --> 01:22:30,628
# Turn it on #
1164
01:22:36,209 --> 01:22:38,611
Shh. Turn it on.
1165
01:22:49,767 --> 01:22:52,636
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1166
01:22:52,705 --> 01:22:55,267
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1167
01:22:55,343 --> 01:22:58,076
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1168
01:22:58,149 --> 01:23:00,676
# In your houses when you wake up #
1169
01:23:00,753 --> 01:23:03,553
# Turn it on #
1170
01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:06,653
# When you ain't got no relation #
1171
01:23:06,730 --> 01:23:09,064
# To all those other stations #
1172
01:23:09,134 --> 01:23:11,798
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1173
01:23:11,872 --> 01:23:14,536
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1174
01:23:14,610 --> 01:23:17,343
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1175
01:23:17,416 --> 01:23:19,978
# In your houses when you wake up #
1176
01:23:20,054 --> 01:23:22,684
# Turn it on #
1177
01:23:22,759 --> 01:23:25,855
# When you ain't got no relation #
1178
01:23:25,931 --> 01:23:28,265
# To all those other stations #
1179
01:23:28,335 --> 01:23:31,113
# Turn
it on ##
1180
01:25:31,367 --> 01:25:42,376
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