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� A wanted man in California
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� A wanted man in Buffalo
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� A wanted man in Kansas City
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� A wanted man in Ohio
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� A wanted man in Mississippi
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� A wanted man in old Cheyenne
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� Wherever you might look tonight
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� You might see this wanted man
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N-43.
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Four-three on the "N".
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� There's somebody set to grab me
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� Anywhere that I might be
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� Wherever you might look tonight
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� You might get a glimpse of me
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� A wanted man in California
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� A wanted man in Buffalo
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And D-48,
That's "D" over the 4-8...
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� A wanted man in Ohio
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� A wanted man in Mississippi
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� A wanted man in old Cheyenne
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� Wherever you might look tonight
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� You might see this wanted man
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Looks like we might
get some rain.
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N-40, that's 40 under the "N".
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The...
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I'm sorry, I...
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My mistake, I thought
you were someone else.
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No, no, wait a minute,
kid, kid, kid...
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I forgot what
I was supposed to say,
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Y'know, like...
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"The rain's good
for the farmers,"
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"Grow some crops,"
some shit like that.
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Mr. Burmeister?
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Yeah, Burmeister. Sit down.
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Oh, hey, I...
I brought the money.
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Pss-pss-pss... later.
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Yeah.
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You're dealing with a professional here.
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Bingo.
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Hey, a man's gotta do somethin'.
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Besides, it's
too early in the day
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to be chasin' pussy.
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Carl Harding. Sorry I'm late.
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It's your hour.
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50 minutes. But who's counting, right?
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So, Carl, why don't you...
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I'm sorry, before we begin,
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Please make sure that
the bills go to my office,
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not to my house.
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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So why don't you
start at the beginning,
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and tell me why
you've come to see me.
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Right.
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You wanna hear about
my mom and my childhood,
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is that the kinda shit
you're looking for?
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If that's why you're here.
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No, it's not.
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What do I look like?
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Just to set the record straight,
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I Just made partner
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at the second-largest law firm
in the state,
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so I'm doing very well, thank you.
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So I don't
mean to brag, but you asked.
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No I didn't.
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Okay.
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So you're here because...?
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I'm here because
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I've got this thing
going on with a woman...
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Not my mom!
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It's not.
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� A wanted man in Albuquerque
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� A wanted man in Syracuse
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� A wanted man in Tallahassee
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� A wanted man in Baton Rouge
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Got a minute?
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In a second.
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Come on.
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I hope this
is important, Charlie,
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I've got Junior choir practice
in twenty minutes.
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I need to talk.
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This won't keep till confession?
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I really need some help with this.
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Is it a woman?
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I'm so glad you could help me with this.
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I don't know what to do,
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I knew you'd help me
sort this out.
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I'm here for you, Charlie,
no matter what it is.
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Now, Just take your time,
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and tell me everything
about this woman.
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I got all day.
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I don't usually do
this sort of thing.
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I've never done this before, y'know?
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That's okay, sweetie.
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You can start with the next game
on the green sheet.
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It's four-card crazy bingo.
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Ten dollars.
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Lemme get two cups of coffee, please.
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Yeah. Two cups for me, too.
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O-76...
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0-55, 0-5-5.
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Y-y-you gotta know...
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I got my reasons for doing this.
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Well, that's nice.
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See, not too long ago,
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my life was goin' along Just fine.
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I was happy...
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Well, maybe I wasn't happy,
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but, y'know, I was content.
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I had a Job, I had friends...
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I had a house...
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I had everything but...
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That steady bang?
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"She," the squeeze, the girlfriend...
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Whatever you wanna call a chick.
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Yeah, right.
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And then I met her...
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This whole thing
started one night at McCool's
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The place was packed,
even my cousin Carl was there,
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and I was in the zone
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Everybody's got their power base...
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Pouring drinks is my specialty
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I was puttin on quite a show
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for the frat boys
at the end of the bar
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Awright, who wants to take the plunge?
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I want it!
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Awright, I know
its only bartending,
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but hey, I m good at it
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Awright, folks,
let's go, wrap it up.
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What a setup!
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You must get laid
like... all the time.
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Oh, yeah.
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The girls are
linin' up around the block.
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Fuck, I knew it!
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They Just can't resist a man
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working for tips in the service industry.
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Tell me!
Gimme, gimme, gimme...
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Y'know, Carl, I appreciate
your comin' down here
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and gettin' shit-faced drunk, but...
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Haaa!
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Don't you think it's about time
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you went home to Karen and the kids?
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Well, that would be a good idea,
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except they're
visiting Grandma in Ohio.
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What about that thing called a Job?
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You might wanna go home
and sober up for an hour or two
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before goin' in
and facing the partners
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of Do-We Cheat-Em And How.
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Close. You must mean
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
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Take a card, young man,
because you never know.
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What are you tryin' to do,
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you tryin' to get rid of me?
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Hey! Let's go
to one of those after hours clubs.
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They got these long,
long-legged girls there,
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you can look at them
and maybe touch them.
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I gotta close up.
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You think Just 'cause I'm married
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I don't know about these places?
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Just because you are married
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means you're gettin' it
a whole lot more than me.
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That's a depressing thought.
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Carl, you need me
to call you a cab?
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Oh, no...
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you Just sobered me up pretty good.
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Get home safe.
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It had been a fairly busy night
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so by the time
I closed the register
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and cleaned up the Joint,
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all I wanted to do was go home
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Where are you going?!
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Stop the car!
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Do you hear what I'm tellin' ya?!
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Don't touch me!
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Get over here!
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Let go of me!
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Hey!
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Awright, go!
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Fuck you!
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And there she was...
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This is not the kind of girl
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you usually run into
In a dark alley
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In fact, this is not
the kind of girl
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I ever run into
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You okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
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Some smelly guy
Just tried to rape me.
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What a Jerk! Here.
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You want me to call the police?
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I-I know you're Just
trying to help,
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but spending
the rest of the night
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with a bunch of ass hole cops
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isn't exactly what I need right now.
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Your...
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Thanks.
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You got a smoke?
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No, sorry.
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This really is my night.
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I bet I could
find you one in the bar.
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It's okay.
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I'm tryin' to cut down anyway.
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- You're gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
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Okay, alright.
I'll see you around.
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Hey!
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What are you doin' right now?
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Whaddya mean?
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Well, I mean, look,
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I Just had this little
unpleasant experience,
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and I don't especially
feel like being by myself.
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Right, right.
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Well, I was Just gonna go home.
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You got a stereo?
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Well, I got a boom box.
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Only one of the speakers
is workin', so...
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I don't know if
you call it a stereo.
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You wanna go
listen to some music?
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Where's your car?
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Actually, I Just live
a couple of blocks...
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- Hun... no car.
- Sorry.
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Hey.
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So, do you live
in a house or an apartment?
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Well, this is it.
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You live here alone?
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It was my mother's before she died.
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You own it?
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Yeah.
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You're so lucky.
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I've always dreamt
of having my own place.
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I know what you're thinking...
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The police station
might be cheerier?
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It's great.
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Yeah.
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Lot of potential.
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"A lot of potential."
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What is she,
a real estate agent?
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Tap water,
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I got beer,
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I got tap water,
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I think I got...
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I may have a Yoo-Hoo.
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Beer sounds good.
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I forgot. I drank
the last one this morning.
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I can make some tea
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or coffee...
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That's fine, thanks.
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Well, tea, anyway.
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Water's fine.
Maybe some ice?
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Water.
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Sorry, no,
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no ice.
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My freezer's on the blink.
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How is it?
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What?
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The water.
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Fine.
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Do you like water?
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I love it.
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It's actually
my second favorite thing in the world.
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Really? And what's
your first favorite?
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Fucking.
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What?!
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It's my mom's room.
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� The way you move
� your sexy body
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� It makes me want to
� get to know you
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� A little bit better
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� The way you move
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� Your sexy body
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� Makes me want to
� get to know you
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� A little bit better
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� Girl will make your moves
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� Straight through your heart
� stingin' on point
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� Like a game of darts
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� Your sexy figure
� it makes me figure
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� How to get close to you
� and make your coochie shook
275
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,360
� I'm so into you
� I can feel ya groove
276
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,360
� Don't hold back
� Just make your move
277
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,600
� The way you move
278
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,560
� Your sexy body
279
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,880
� Makes me want to
� get to know you
280
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,400
� A little bit better...
281
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,640
A woman after my own heart...
282
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,320
Hun-hun.
283
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,800
You have no idea
what this woman is capable of.
284
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,560
I guess you don't have to
worry about that anymore,
285
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,200
do you?
286
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,040
I don't think of myself
as the kind of person
287
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,560
who's in this kind of office.
288
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,200
When I think about people
who are in therapy,
289
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,720
these are people who don't
have their lives in control.
290
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,360
I am...
I'm in control of my life,
291
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,240
my life is-is in control,
292
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,120
that is not a problem for me.
293
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,320
What about the woman
you mentioned?
294
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,640
Right.
295
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,600
It started
one night at McCool's...
296
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,360
Its a kind of a low-rent Joint
297
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,320
Ordinarily I would
never be seen dead
298
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,120
in a place like this
299
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,880
Hey! Who wants to take the plunge?
300
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,160
But on this particular night,
301
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,800
Karen had taken the kids
to Ohio to visit her mom
302
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,600
So I decided to
dropin on my cousin,
303
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,840
who I hadn't seen in a long time
304
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,360
We re talking about
305
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,920
an adult who thinks it's fun
306
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,840
to drink out of
a toilet plunger.
307
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,600
I mean, this is
the mentality we're dealing with here.
308
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,400
Let's Just stay focused
on the woman, okay?
309
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,200
Right.
310
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,920
The woman, okay
311
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,960
Well, I look across the room
312
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,080
and I saw
313
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,960
a very beautiful woman.
314
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,040
I hung around
hoping shed come back,
315
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,160
but she didn t
316
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,200
Okay, time for me to go.
317
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,600
It was pretty late,
318
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,000
and I d had a few drinks
319
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,960
And there she was
320
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,800
I'm Just a little bit nervous.
321
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,160
How do I look?
322
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,720
She was with this guy,
323
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,480
and I thought maybe
this is not the best time
324
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,440
to hit on this particular woman
325
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,080
What is this, PMS week?
326
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,040
So I got in my car and
327
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,640
I don't know, I started
to doze off a little,
328
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,880
and I hear all this
screaming and cursing.
329
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,800
Don't touch me, asshole!
330
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,200
I'm gettin' out!
331
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,240
Hey!
332
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,480
Tits.
333
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600
Fuck you!
334
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,360
And you didn't try to help?
335
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,600
I would have.
336
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,120
But?
337
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,800
I may have fallen asleep.
338
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,480
You should know...
339
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,720
I was practically
forced into this.
340
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,360
Jewel?
341
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,360
Jewel?
342
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,800
I...
343
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,600
I suppose it's not gonna help
344
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,760
If I tell you
that was really amazing?
345
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,560
I know it was.
346
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,240
That's the problem.
347
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,240
To tell ya the truth...
348
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,160
I only took
one psychology course
349
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,160
in Junior college,
350
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,360
I know there's
supposed to be this thing
351
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,920
where you're sad
or you're guilty after...
352
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,320
Well, I personally
don't suffer from that.
353
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,360
It's not that.
354
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,840
Don't you see?
355
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
That guy tonight...
356
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,120
that creep in the firebird?
357
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,400
I know that guy.
358
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,120
Of course you know the guy.
359
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,960
Let's face it,
you're not the type of girl
360
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,840
who Just Jumps into a car
with some smelly guy
361
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,560
that you don't even know,
362
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,240
I know that.
363
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,640
No...
364
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,840
He and I are...
365
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,600
doing this...
366
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,840
thing.
367
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,280
Oh, shit, I really like you.
368
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,160
What do you mean by "thing"?
369
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,520
He and I get in this fight,
370
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,760
and then you or whoever
371
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,720
comes to my rescue
372
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,600
and takes me home, and then...
373
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,200
He like shows up and we rob you.
374
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,280
What?
375
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,240
We rob you.
376
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,080
I mean, do you believe that?
377
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,840
I'm shocked.
378
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,360
I-I take it this is
379
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,320
something that
you-you've done before?
380
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,160
Just a couple of times.
381
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,880
I know it sounds sick,
382
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,960
but you don't know Utah, he's nuts.
383
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,480
How does he know
where we are, anyway?
384
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,600
I'm supposed to
call him and tell him.
385
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,360
You-you haven't
done that yet, have you?
386
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,600
Of course not!
387
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,720
Oh, good.
388
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,560
Good...
389
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,560
Okay.
390
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,520
I got it.
391
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,800
Don't call him.
392
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,320
Let's call the police instead.
393
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,440
Not if you ever
want to see me again.
394
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,080
Right.
395
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,640
Y'know, I generally
396
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,600
think better
with my shoes on, so...
397
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,720
This guy Utah, is he a mormon?
398
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,960
I wouldn't say that.
399
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,840
I didn't think so.
400
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,160
You know, this guy...
401
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,960
He sounds like
a ma Jor piece of shit, you know?
402
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,240
You wouldn't be
talkin' about me,
403
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,160
would ya, loverboy?
404
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,480
Wh-why didn't you call?
405
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,520
I was Just about to.
406
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,720
Has this guy
got anything worth takin'?
407
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,160
Old TV, a VCR.
408
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,160
He's got a boom box,
409
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,800
but only one speaker works.
410
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,560
A Mr. Coffee machine.
411
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,320
Telephone...
412
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,520
Oh yeah, and one light
hooked up to the clapper.
413
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,480
Hey, that was my mom's.
414
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,280
Shut your fuckin' mouth!
415
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,360
You stand there,
you call me a piece of shit!
416
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,280
I'm the piece of shit?
417
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,720
I'm here with my lady,
you understand?
418
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,080
It is a touchy situation!
419
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,480
Has he got a car?
420
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,600
No.
421
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,760
No?
422
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,760
He's pathetic!
423
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,200
You-you don't got a car?
424
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,120
Everybody's got a car today...
425
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,840
Even bums don't not got a car!
426
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,560
What do you do when
you take a chick out,
427
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,680
you go on a bus?
428
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,960
Think you're gonna
get laid on a bus?
429
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,320
Think you're gonna
give some chick
430
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320
the fuckin' monster on a bus?
431
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,800
I got a car...
432
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,960
The "piece of shit's" got a car!
433
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,800
What about Jewelry,
has he got Jewelry?
434
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,720
Just a Swatch
435
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,240
Nice leather band, though.
436
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,160
Oh yeah?
Take it off.
437
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,080
C'mon, you're so slow.
438
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,120
It's right over here.
439
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,720
Awright, you're up,
slugger, let's go.
440
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,080
You want me to open it?
441
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,240
No, I want you
to dance with it...
442
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,600
Move!
443
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,760
Okay.
444
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,320
And if there's
a gun in there, Just leave it.
445
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,040
'Cause you'll
pull it out, you'll get nervous,
446
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,760
you'll wind up miss in' me,
447
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,280
then I gotta do
what I gotta do with what I got.
448
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,320
Look at me.
449
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,640
Look at me when I talk to you!
450
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,920
I can't look at you
and look at the safe at the same time.
451
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,760
Excuse me, okay.
452
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,560
You're the big-shot now,
I'm nobody, right?
453
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,080
Okay, I'm over here now.
454
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,520
Excuse me.
455
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,720
Got any other features
on this watch?
456
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,080
It's got a stopwatch.
457
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,360
It's got a stopwatch?
458
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,160
I never figured out
how to use it.
459
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,920
It's simple, it's this button...
460
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,200
What happened?
461
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,320
He was gonna kill you.
462
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,920
Really?
463
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,880
I mean, he was Just...
464
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,440
He could definitely
tell that there was
465
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,160
something going on
between us, y'know?
466
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,400
How?
467
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,320
Because I've never
actually slept with
468
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,360
any of the other guys
that I've done this with before,
469
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,600
that's how.
470
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,600
Is he dead?
471
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,120
Oh, Jesus.
472
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,400
Do you hate me now?
473
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,640
No, no, no, no.
474
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,760
No.
475
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,320
Oh yes, you do!
476
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,680
No, it's not that, okay?
477
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,760
It's Just the sex
and the violence
478
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,200
all in one night,
it's a little much.
479
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,760
- What are we gonna do now?
- What?
480
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,400
- What are we gonna do now?!
- I don't know!
481
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,280
Well, think of something!
482
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,320
Let's call the police.
483
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,040
That's a good idea.
484
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,560
- Yeah?
- Yeah, really.
485
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,320
And what are we gonna tell 'em?
486
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,080
We'll tell them the truth,
487
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,520
I mean, that he was robbing you
488
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,480
and-and I shot him,
and that's that.
489
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,560
Yeah.
490
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,560
Tell 'em the truth.
491
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,880
I like that.
492
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,800
Since he was threatening you,
493
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,960
I probably
won't get more than ten years, right?
494
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,600
And with good behavior
495
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,760
I could be out in seven... years.
496
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,520
Wait...
497
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,320
- Let's come up with another plan.
- What?
498
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,080
I mean, that he was robbing you
499
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,120
and somebody else shot him?
Who?
500
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,400
Well, we could say
that I shot him.
501
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,200
That won't work.
502
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,440
It's ridiculous,
it would never work that way, it's...
503
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,120
Well, maybe...
504
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,360
Well, I mean, let's...
505
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,000
Let's go over it.
506
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,080
Okay.
507
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,080
- He was robbing the place.
- Yes.
508
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,280
He did get shot, right?
509
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,200
So that's two out of three.
510
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,920
What's that,
that's sixty-seven percent true,
511
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,080
I mean, that's
pretty good these days, right?
512
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,640
Right.
513
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,200
That's some first date,
killin' her boyfriend.
514
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,840
Well, it gave
the relationship a certain intensity.
515
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,960
It all started one night at McCool's
516
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,800
Earl Raymond Pitts.
517
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,680
Had a list of priors
goin' back to the womb.
518
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,920
Seriously.
519
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,560
He was born in
Dwight Correctional.
520
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,880
His mother had twins
while she was doin' a bit for narcotics.
521
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,720
You mean
there's another one out there like him?
522
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,800
Yeah.
523
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,320
He went by the name "Utah."
524
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,600
"Utah"... The Mormon State?
525
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,000
Yeah. Don't ask me.
526
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,440
I'm a little unclear on this.
527
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,880
He was holding a gun on you,
528
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,480
But you were able
to get your gun
529
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,240
and shoot him point-blank
in the back of the head?
530
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,600
Yeah, right.
531
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,840
It-it all happened kinda fast.
532
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,320
So...
533
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,360
he was standing in front of you,
534
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,200
and then... what?
535
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,200
He heard something?
536
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,560
Right.
537
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,440
He turned around,
you grabbed your gun...
538
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,000
Right.
539
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,120
Which was where?
540
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,320
- Hidden next to the safe?
- Right.
541
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,600
Just in case
something like this ever happened.
542
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,120
He turned around,
you grabbed your gun, and pow!
543
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,040
Exactly...
That's exactly how it happened.
544
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,040
About what time was this?
545
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,560
About what time was this?
546
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,320
Just before I called 911.
547
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,360
Thanks.
548
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,640
Hey.
549
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,080
It's responsible citizens
Just like yourself
550
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,240
that make my Job a lot easier.
551
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,600
You can imagine my mood,
552
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,400
getting roused
from a sound sleep
553
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,280
to go scoop some citizen
off a barroom floor
554
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,920
- You wanna talk to the lady?
- What lady?
555
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,640
His.
556
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,840
Does she have
anything to do with it?
557
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,840
Nah, she was
waitin' for him back at their house,
558
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,080
he didn't show, she got worried,
559
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,800
came here lookin' for him.
560
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,360
Let her go.
561
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,680
Awright.
562
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,120
You're free to go, miss.
563
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,400
Suddenly my whole life changed
564
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Like Theresa had
come back from the dead
565
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,360
She even looks
a little like Theresa.
566
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,960
So this girl,
she's good in the sack?
567
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,800
I'm sorry, man, you get my age,
568
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,800
you like to hear
about the old un!
569
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,080
Sorry.
570
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,680
O-18, 1-8 under the "O".
571
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,960
Nice ass?
572
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,120
Mr. Chick Fife, telephone call.
573
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,800
Mr. Chick Fife, please
call your cardiologist.
574
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,920
You takin' the rap
for the shooting
575
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,680
musta worked out okay.
576
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,440
Your boss, he musta
treated you like a hero.
577
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,320
Oh, kid...
578
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,840
Death and good times,
579
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,600
they don't mix.
580
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,680
I can't have people
comin' in here
581
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,920
lookin' for a good time,
582
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,160
seein' you and thinkin',
583
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,680
"-that's the one"
584
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,160
"that put a bullet
in the guy's head."
585
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,600
"Maybe he's gonna serve me"
586
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,200
"my strawberry daiquiri
and onion rings,"
587
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,680
"or maybe he's gonna
go postal on my ass!"
588
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,720
Joey, the guy was
tryin' to rob your bar.
589
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,240
He didn't take nothin'!
590
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,040
You put a bullet
in his friggin' noggin!
591
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,280
You're gone! Go!
592
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,560
Hello!
593
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,800
Wh-what are you doin'?
594
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,320
What does it look like?
I'm ironing.
595
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,040
We're not there yet, are we?
596
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,480
What do you mean
we're not there yet?
597
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,040
We're movin' a little fast here, Jewel.
598
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,320
- Yeah?
- Hi, how ya doin'. Need your signature.
599
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,960
- What's this?
- 1-800-Mattress.
600
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,200
I didn't order any mattress.
601
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,520
Dammit!
602
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,720
How are we supposed
to pay for this stuff?!
603
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,880
God, Randy, I Just thought
604
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,480
we really had something,
605
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,480
or at least the start of something.
606
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,440
But obviously
I'm incredibly stupid.
607
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,720
You're not stupid.
608
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,560
I'll be out of your life
in Just a few minutes.
609
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,240
I didn't say
I wanted you out of my life.
610
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,600
It's Just... with the ironing,
611
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,600
the-the new mattress,
612
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,200
they all Just seem like things
613
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,720
that are a little further
down the line,
614
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,120
that's all.
615
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,520
Further down the line
616
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,800
than all the sex
we've been having?
617
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,320
Any further down the line
than killing Utah together?
618
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,800
You're right...
619
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,760
you know what, it's me.
620
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,320
I lost my Job today.
621
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,200
You what?
622
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,680
I got canned.
623
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,440
Oh, baby, why didn't you say so?
624
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,160
Are you okay?
625
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,720
I guess.
626
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,280
Your cousin called.
627
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,160
The lawyer.
628
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,360
We're going over
to his house on Saturday
629
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,480
for a barbecue.
630
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,920
So Carl invites me
over to his house for a barbecue.
631
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,760
Now, Carl never invites me over,
632
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,920
so I'm thinkin'
to myself, why now?
633
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,280
Here you go.
634
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,880
That's sweet.
635
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,480
Thanks.
636
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,520
That is some
ma Jor league pussy.
637
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,560
I meant that in a good way.
638
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,720
You bangin' her?
639
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,760
She must have
fucked you senseless
640
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,480
when she found out
you shot a guy?
641
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,440
Because I read that
women cream for the violence.
642
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,880
I don't know what that is.
643
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,200
When you're fuckin' her, though,
because she's so young, is it...
644
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,160
I'm gonna see if
they want some helpin the kitchen.
645
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:18,960
I'm Just asking.
646
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,280
I mean, look at her!
647
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,160
It's like havin'
a porn star in my house!
648
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,000
Except she's makin' salad.
649
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,040
You have such
a beautiful house... it's so homey.
650
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,960
That's all Karen, believe me.
651
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,560
I wanted to go with
lots of stainless steel,
652
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,920
something we could Just
pssh! Hose it right off.
653
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,360
A lot of this stuff
we don't even use,
654
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,840
so if you really
like it, take it.
655
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,280
Thank you, Jewel.
656
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,520
It's always been my dream
to have a real nice house.
657
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,680
I already know exactly
what it'll look like...
658
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,520
Wall-to-wall carpeting
with matching drapes,
659
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,400
and a big, fluffy white couch,
660
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,520
nice dining room set,
661
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,040
and in the corner...
662
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,720
a fountain.
663
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,200
A fountain?
664
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,520
It's gonna be...
665
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,560
It's gonna be great.
666
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,480
It's of a little girl
washing her hair
667
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,760
and the water runs off
into a giant sea shell
668
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,840
with goldfish swimming in it.
669
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,920
I didn't Just make it up,
I saw it in a magazine.
670
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,240
Better Homes and Fountains?
671
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,480
Carl!
672
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,840
Hey, Randy, you got a fountain
in your place, don't ya?
673
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,840
In the living room...
674
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,200
Oh no, that's a leaky toilet.
675
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,680
My mistake.
676
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,840
You know what, Carl?
You're not funny... Just rude.
677
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,280
- Let's get together some time.
- That's a good idea.
678
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,400
Bye.
Hey, c'mon.
679
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,120
Okay, okay!
680
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,280
Okay.
681
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,440
Why don't you
let Carl run you home?
682
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,720
No, I'm afraid
that's where your luck runs out.
683
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,960
I can't drive,
I've been drinkin'.
684
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,680
Would you buy a car?
685
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,960
One of these days.
686
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,840
Make him buy a car, would ya?
687
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,000
Let's go catch that 4:15 bus,
688
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,560
Let's get the hell out of here.
689
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,480
Buy a car...
690
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,680
I wish he hadn t
put that idea in her head
691
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,280
What's this?
692
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,760
A friend of mine's
goin' away for a little while...
693
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,840
So she said I could borrow it.
694
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,280
Well, what happens
when your friend gets back?
695
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,080
We're gonna be used
to havin' a car by then.
696
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,200
So?
697
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,000
- Then we're gonna have to buy one.
- So?
698
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,080
It's a bottomless pit
of expenses!
699
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,320
You got insurance,
you got repairs, car payments...
700
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,200
You're Just afraid
because now you don't
701
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,880
have an excuse
for not finding work, aren't you?
702
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,360
Stop right there,
this has nothing to do with work.
703
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,560
Did you know it's safer to fly
704
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,880
than it is to drive a car?
705
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,320
You're upset with me
706
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,080
Because I didn't
bring you home a plane?
707
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,720
Another thing, if you think
708
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,960
I'm gonna be out there
709
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,480
with a hose and a bucket of suds
710
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,880
to wash the damn thing,
you can forget it... I'm not that guy.
711
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,800
Well, fine.
I'll wash the car.
712
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,360
God, you're full of shit.
713
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,040
What's that?
I'm full of shit?
714
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,280
Yes.
715
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,720
Lemme tell ya...
I have seen people
716
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,720
leave the bar so drunk
they can't even see,
717
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,960
and off they speed
718
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,680
in their giant
sports utility vehicles.
719
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,080
Well, you run into
one of these guys out on the street,
720
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,680
and you're gonna die,
and you're gonna die ugly!
721
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,480
Would you relax?
722
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,200
Christ, look at this house!
723
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,080
I come at a bad time?
724
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,480
No.
725
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,120
And then that damn detective dropped in
726
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,640
As if I wasn t
stressed-out enough
727
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,760
I'll let you two talk.
728
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,240
What'd he want?
729
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,640
You know, he's a cop.
730
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,840
They're never satisfied
731
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,800
unless they ask you
everything ten times.
732
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,440
After that night at McCool's
I was a mess.
733
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,240
I couldn't concentrate...
734
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,720
I couldn't sleep...
735
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,680
I could barely eat.
736
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,720
Nothin' deep-fried, anyway.
737
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,440
I had this longing...
738
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,880
Something inside of me said
I had to see that woman again
739
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,440
Boy, was I glad I got there
at that exact moment
740
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,720
He was getting very abusive
741
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,880
You're gonna die,
and you're gonna die ugly!
742
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,960
It was like I had been chosen
for a very special assignment
743
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,960
Not by the department,
but by a higher power
744
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I was being sent
to save her from him
745
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,360
Did I... come at a bad time?
746
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,960
No.
747
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,000
Didn't seem possible,
748
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,760
but she was even more beautiful
than the night I first saw her.
749
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,680
And I said, Good afternoon,
750
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,680
then she said,
I'll let you two talk
751
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,480
Then he said...
752
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,960
Not bad?
753
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,680
There was something about him
I Just didn't like.
754
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,760
According to your statement,
755
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,640
you closed the bar at one-thirty.
756
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,880
You didn't call
to report the shooting
757
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,480
until three-fifty-eight.
758
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,760
I need to know what you were doing during
that time frame.
759
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,200
Haven't we already
gone over all this stuff, man?
760
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,440
Hey, Jewel, how about
761
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,680
crackin' me open a brew?
762
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,120
I don't know, it was,
763
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080
I had to count all that money,
764
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,240
It was a busy-ass night, awright?
765
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,480
I think on this night
766
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,080
we had those frat boys in there,
767
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,520
and a couple of 'em...
768
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,400
whaddya doin'?
769
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,680
This guy's a cop.
770
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,440
He can't drink, he's on the Job!
771
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,000
Why don't ya do somethin',
y'know, make yourself useful.
772
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,520
All right.
773
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,440
I'll be outside...
Washing the car.
774
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,880
Yeah, you do that.
775
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,200
Man, I'm sorry about her.
776
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,400
How can I not
question our Creator
777
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,160
for putting this...
778
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,400
human obscenity
into the presence
779
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,000
of such a...
780
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,040
divine creature.
781
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,120
Anyway, that was the night
we had all these frat boys in
782
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,960
and they're taking "the plunge."
783
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,120
A couple of 'em
ended up in the bathroom
784
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,680
and barfin' up
all over the floor...
785
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,480
I wasn't listening
to a word he was saying
786
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:53,000
I could only think about her
787
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,600
I felt so guilty,
788
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,800
like I was betraying
the memory of Theresa
789
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,480
but I couldn t
take my eyes off her
790
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,480
� Well I think it's time
791
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,440
� To get ready
792
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,440
� To realize
� Just what I have found
793
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,240
� I have been only half
794
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,760
� Of what I am
795
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,880
� It's all clear to me now
796
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,480
� My heart is on fire
797
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,280
� My soul's like
� a wheel that's turning
798
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,040
� My love is alive
799
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,760
� My love is alive
800
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,600
� Yeah yeah yeah
801
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,680
Can you imagine how I felt?
802
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,520
You should see
what she does with my hose.
803
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,440
I don't know what would make me
804
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,960
invite him over for barbecue.
805
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,040
You did say you were going to.
806
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,040
Yeah, but...
807
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,960
I say a lot of things.
808
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,560
Why do you think you did?
809
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,200
I don't know.
810
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,040
You tell me.
811
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,280
The woman?
812
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,240
You know, he brings her
813
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,240
and shes wearing
this nothing of a dress,
814
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,120
its a slip!
I mean, you can see everything
815
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,640
For a barbecue.
816
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,920
No, no, wait a second,
what am I thinking? Hot pants.
817
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,040
They re like cupping everything,
818
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,760
and-and this top...
819
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,200
You could definitely
see her stomach
820
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,240
Wait! No, no no...
Sorry, it was a dress.
821
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,240
It was a dress, like a,
like a summer kind of
822
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,840
farmer girl dress, you know?
823
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,560
With like, cherries and plums and...
824
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,240
- Okay.
- Little fruits.
825
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,920
Shes walking and shes bouncing
826
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,680
and the grapes and the melons,
827
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,120
and they're Just
ba-boom, ba-boom...
828
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,040
That's fine, thank you.
829
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,200
She's so sexy, but pretty!
830
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,680
- Okay, all right!
- No!
831
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,480
All right!
That's enough!
832
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,960
I get the picture!
Let's Just go on with the story.
833
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,080
So then...
834
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,720
In any case,
835
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,720
the reason I called you was
836
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,480
you're one guy I can trust
837
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,480
in a situation like this.
838
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,920
I got a guy with a hole
in the back of his head
839
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,600
where the exit wound was...
840
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,800
� Were you Just
� pleased to see me
841
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,600
� As you all know
842
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,880
� You better take care
843
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,480
� Treat me with respect
844
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,160
� Because love is rare
845
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,400
� As you all know
846
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,520
� You better beware
847
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,360
� Treat me with respect...
848
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,080
Would anybody care
for another burger?
849
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,000
I'll have a hot dog.
850
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,480
If you have one.
851
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,720
And then she grabs me
and she says,
852
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,480
Lets get together sometime
853
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,000
So she was coming on to you?
854
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,240
Yeah.
855
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,240
It doesn't surprise me, really.
856
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,440
It doesn't.
857
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,800
No, 'cause...
858
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,840
I mean, I don't mean
to sound full of myself, but...
859
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,200
But what?
860
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,760
You're irresistible?
861
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,240
Women...
women find me attractive.
862
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,680
Do you think
I'm attracted to you?
863
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,240
Well, you're a doctor,
864
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,480
so I think you have
that professional reserve.
865
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,040
But even so,
866
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,840
I think I felt something
when I walked in the office.
867
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,080
It's okay, don't worry about it.
868
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,560
You don't wanna
hear about all this.
869
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,240
No, no, no... go on, go on.
870
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,240
You got the car,
871
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,840
you're feelin' good
about yourself again,
872
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,280
and boom!
873
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,200
The sex picks up again, right?
874
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,840
Well, not exactly.
875
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,040
I was watchin a lot of cable
876
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,400
Randy!
877
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,480
Randy.
878
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,360
Can we talk?
879
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,640
Sure.
880
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,040
What did you do all day?
881
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,160
I'm watchin' this
Norwegian movie again,
882
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,480
Maria Marushka
883
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,480
It's really good.
884
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,920
Randy.. I think not having a Job
885
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,880
is starting to get to you.
886
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,840
No. It's not having any money
that's starting to get to me.
887
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,920
Well, that is why
I think we need to talk.
888
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,720
With what they pay me
at the store
889
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,000
we can barely cover our bills,
890
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,240
not to mention
the new dinette set I want,
891
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,120
or the window treatments
I want in this room.
892
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,040
Well, I'm sorry,
there's not much more I can do.
893
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,480
I mean, nobody
seems to be hiring.
894
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,600
That's why I went
to McCool's today
895
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,600
and spoke to
your old boss, Joey.
896
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,880
What!
897
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,760
You didn't go down there
and-and beg him
898
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,280
to give me my Job back!
899
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,440
Of course I didn't!
900
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,760
Good.
901
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,600
But I am going to
The Moody Blues with him.
902
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,920
- What?
- Tomorrow night.
903
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,360
He seems to think
they're the Second Coming,
904
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,200
but they're really
not my cup of tea.
905
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,840
Wait a minute!
Why are you doing this?
906
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600
I'm doing this for us
as a couple, Randy.
907
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,600
And more importantly,
I'm doing this for you
908
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,960
and your sense of self-worth.
909
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,960
I think that you have
a lot of anger towards Joey,
910
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,840
and that because of that,
911
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,440
you feel less of a man
912
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,600
because of his power
to take away your livelihood.
913
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,120
You think I'm gonna
have less anger
914
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,640
and feel like more of a man
if you start dating this guy?!
915
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,040
No.
916
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,000
I'm suggesting
that tomorrow night
917
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,520
when you know
he's at the concert,
918
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,760
you go to his house
919
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,400
and you steal
everything of value
920
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,480
you can fit into our car.
921
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600
You're Joking.
922
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,760
No.
923
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,640
I mean, come on,
the guy fired you.
924
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,920
And he still owes you
six hours overtime, right?
925
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,040
I Just don't think he knows
what he had with you.
926
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,640
You're so wonderful,
927
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,920
You're the best bartender
I've ever seen, by far.
928
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,200
You know, the way
you worked those crowds,
929
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,960
you really had 'em
in the palm of your hand.
930
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,520
You know what
you reminded me of?
931
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,440
What?
932
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,760
A rock star.
933
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,960
Really?
934
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,680
Really.
935
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,440
I don't know...
936
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,960
I Just...
937
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,000
I don't see myself
doing something like that.
938
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,120
It's crazy.
939
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,160
Once we fence all his stuff,
940
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,680
we'll make a pretty nice
chunk of change.
941
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,440
Look, forget it!
942
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,480
There's no way.
943
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,440
Absolutely not.
944
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,040
But you did it, of course.
945
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,440
Yeah, I did it.
946
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,040
I knew Joey would have
A big CD collection
947
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,480
And I was surprised at all
the other cool stuff he had
948
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,720
You know, Jewel must have taken
949
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,120
a few more psychology courses
than me,
950
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,640
because as crazy as I thought
the whole idea was,
951
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,600
as reluctant as I was to do it,
952
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,040
by the end of the evening,
I felt great
953
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,960
I still wonder how
she talked me into it.
954
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,800
Here's a wild guess.
955
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,640
Yeah.
956
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,400
That probably had
somethin' to do with it.
957
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,280
� I got money in my pocket
958
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,360
� I've got lovin' in the air
959
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,760
� There is nothin'
� that will stop me
960
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,920
� And I really Just don't care
961
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,840
� I Just want to live my life
962
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,080
� That's the way it's gonna be
963
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,160
� And nothin's
� gonna pull me down
964
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,400
� 'Cause you know
� that I believe
965
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,040
� The sun's gonna shine
966
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,040
� Shine
967
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,840
� It's gotta be love
� from the very start
968
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,640
� It's gotta be love
� from the very start...
969
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,640
Jewel?
970
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,440
The Indian stays.
971
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,800
I wasn't gonna throw him away.
972
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,840
For a while there,
973
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,840
we almost seemed
like a normal couple
974
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,640
You're slammin it night and day,
975
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,720
poppin' your cork
like a bartender at a mob wedding,
976
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,720
then one day, like it always happens,
977
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,880
all that good nookie turns sour on ya.
978
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,400
Yeah.
979
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,000
What are you doing?
980
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,360
Oh, nothing. Trash.
981
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,720
Randy, come on,
982
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,440
we have to throw
some things away.
983
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,480
But not my Sno-Globes, come on!
984
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,960
Can't we Just compromise
and throw one Sno-Globe away?
985
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,880
Jewel, these came from my mom.
986
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,840
See this one here?
987
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,440
She brought it back
from Chicago.
988
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,640
See, it's got
the Sears Tower here,
989
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,880
and this one here
is very special.
990
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,480
Ya see, my mom used to say that
991
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,160
this was our house,
992
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,920
and as long as I never broke it,
993
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,480
we'd always have
a place to stay.
994
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,960
I knew
s he was only Joking, but still...
995
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,760
You're a sick puppy, man.
996
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,120
So what kind of Job
do you have at this point?
997
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,640
I hadn't got one yet.
998
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,280
It was sort of
an ongoing problem between us.
999
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,200
I-29, I-2-9.
1000
00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:01,400
I was offered
the lunch shift at TGI-Friday's...
1001
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,280
You lucky stiff.
1002
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,000
I actually thought
it was kind of a step down
1003
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,640
from unemployment, I mean...
1004
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,760
No, you got it, you won... I-29.
1005
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,120
Oh yeah.
1006
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,760
Bingo.
1007
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,840
We have a winner!
1008
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,640
I gotta be honest
with you, my young friend.
1009
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,760
I'm leaning towards
the girl on this one,
1010
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,760
I mean, she's made your dump
nice and livable,
1011
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,600
you're gettin'
good action on the mattress...
1012
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,680
Hold onto it till you cash out.
1013
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,320
Least you could do
is make some money.
1014
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,200
Maybe you should be
playin' bingo.
1015
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,880
That's why...
1016
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,200
we decided to do another...
1017
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:44,120
you know, break-in.
1018
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,640
What do you mean, "we"?
1019
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,120
Yeah, Jewel and me,
1020
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,840
I mean, I'm no criminal.
1021
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,640
I bet he's got a DVD.
1022
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,840
I'd love to have one of those.
1023
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,440
We're going to Montague's,
1024
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,800
so I borrowed something
1025
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,600
from the designer section
at the store.
1026
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,000
I Just think
you might have overshot,
1027
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,760
I mean, even for Montague's.
1028
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,720
Really?
1029
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,440
Yeah.
1030
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,640
You know...
1031
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,440
maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.
1032
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,800
The burglary?
1033
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,960
- Yeah.
- Oh, Randy!
1034
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,200
Joey's is one thing,
but this is something else.
1035
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,400
Would you be happier
if we weren't?
1036
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Sure, wouldn't you?
1037
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,760
I'll show you
what makes me happy.
1038
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,200
These are all
pictures from magazines,
1039
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,440
things I've saved.
1040
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,800
Things that I want
in my house someday.
1041
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,440
I've been carrying this thing
1042
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,760
around with me for years.
1043
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,960
Whenever I feel lonely
or get depressed,
1044
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,440
I Just add in a new couch
1045
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,440
or a new set of drapes and...
1046
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,480
I don't know, Just dream.
1047
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,800
It makes me happy
to think that someday
1048
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,640
I might actually
live in the kind of house
1049
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:06,000
that looks like
it belongs in a magazine.
1050
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,080
You want me to be happy,
don't you, Randy?
1051
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,440
Of course I do.
1052
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,200
So who was it this time?
1053
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,680
Just some guy...
1054
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,480
God knows how they met
1055
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,120
They were going to some
fancy restaurant, Montagues
1056
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,400
Jewel was sure
she could keep him there
1057
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,200
for at least three hours
1058
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,440
It was a good thing, too,
1059
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,200
because it was gonna
take a little time
1060
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,440
to clean this guy out...
He had everything
1061
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,880
At first I couldn't find
his DVD player,
1062
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,640
and I really needed to,
since Jewel wanted one
1063
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,040
So I went upstairs,
and there it was
1064
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,680
DVD!
1065
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,240
Bingo!
1066
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,080
Him again?!
1067
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,240
You gotta be careful
when you say "bingo" in here.
1068
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,360
Not to worry, that was a false alarm.
1069
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,360
Sorry.
1070
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,200
It was like some game show
1071
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:39,280
where they send you
on a shopping spree
1072
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,080
I found a nice new Rolex...
1073
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,480
Much nicer than my old Swatch.
1074
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,200
Unfortunately,
this guy was I guess a midget
1075
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,440
And then things
started goin wrong
1076
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,000
What's this?
1077
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,920
This is the place
where it all happens, baby.
1078
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,000
Come on.
1079
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,000
Mi casa, es su casa
1080
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,600
Greg! I thought we were
going out somewhere!
1081
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,640
Why go out, baby?
1082
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,120
We got it all right here!
1083
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,680
Best sound system
you ever heard,
1084
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,680
a little hot tub,
swimming pool...
1085
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,400
The Gregster might even
break out his secret stash
1086
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,000
of blow.
1087
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,200
Greg...
1088
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,680
I thought...
1089
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,160
Why don't we
Just drive for a little longer,
1090
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,160
this car makes me so hot!
1091
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,440
I'll leave the front door open
if you wanna follow me, okay?
1092
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,440
Greg?
1093
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,560
Score!
1094
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,160
Oh, shit!
1095
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,200
Greg?
1096
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,000
Greg?
1097
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,720
Greg!
1098
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,840
Randy!
1099
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,840
I had a feeling
you'd find your way.
1100
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,760
This is a nice house.
1101
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,680
Too bad you're such a shit.
1102
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,760
A little dirty-talker.
1103
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,160
Okay, okay, come on, let's talk.
1104
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,640
Why don't we go downstairs
and have a drink?
1105
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,160
I have a better idea, baby.
Let's talk after.
1106
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,160
Bitch!
1107
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,960
Come on, baby, come on!
1108
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,200
Get off me!
1109
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,040
Bitch.
1110
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,880
You like it a little rough?
1111
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,280
Oh, yeah, you wanna play?
1112
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,160
We'll play rough.
1113
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,320
We'll play very...
1114
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,880
Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.
1115
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,040
What is it with you?
1116
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,800
Everywhere you go,
there's a dead guy.
1117
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,960
Take the DVD.
1118
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,000
Take the DVD!
1119
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,720
I'm not takin' the DVD.
1120
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,800
Why not?
1121
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,400
Well, I don't know,
1122
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,280
it Just does n't seem right.
1123
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:01,640
It was all right before?
1124
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:05,400
Before there wasn't
a dead guy lyin' on the floor.
1125
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,680
Y'know, I never
saw a dead person till I met you.
1126
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,160
The guy was trying to rape me,
1127
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,480
does that mean anything to you?
1128
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,480
Now take the DVD!
1129
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,440
I'm not takin' the DVD!
1130
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,960
Don't you want to live
in the type of house
1131
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,360
that has a first-rate
home entertainment center,
1132
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,800
including a DVD?
1133
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,400
I already got his big-screen.
1134
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,720
I don't see the difference
between taking his big-screen
1135
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,240
or taking his DVD...
I want that DVD.
1136
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,360
'Cause the big-screen
is already down in the car.
1137
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,800
I get all dressed up,
1138
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,360
I get a friggin' shiner,
1139
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,920
I don't get dinner,
1140
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,320
and I don't get the DVD...
1141
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,840
I didn't care about the TV,
1142
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,720
I was Just doin this
to make Jewel happy
1143
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,160
But you didn't take the DVD.
1144
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,120
A local attorney
was found slain this morning...
1145
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,480
I do not believe we were in that
gazillion-dollar house
1146
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,160
and we didn't end up
with a thing.
1147
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,800
Did you forget
about the dead guy on the floor?
1148
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,160
No, I did not forget about
the dead guy on the floor,
1149
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,160
but we're not
talking about him right now,
1150
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,760
we're talking about the dead guy
on the floor's stuff,
1151
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,160
and he had a lot of stuff,
stuff we could have taken
1152
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,160
if you weren't such a chickens hit.
1153
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,160
What's that?
1154
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,800
So now
I'm a chicken shit, is that it?
1155
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,160
Yes, I believe that's
the technical term for what you are.
1156
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,600
Yeah, well,
I'd rather be a chicken shit
1157
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,600
than whatever
the hell is it that you are.
1158
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,240
I'm the woman
living with the chicken shit.
1159
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,720
Not for long.
1160
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,160
Yeah, not for long,
that's right,
1161
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,280
because I need a real man,
someone I can count on,
1162
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,480
not a chicken shit like you.
1163
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,600
Good, company.
1164
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,840
Thus far, police have no leads...
1165
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,120
It's that cop!
1166
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,920
Aren't you glad we don't have
1167
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,120
a lot of stolen stuff
lyin' around now?
1168
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,000
You're a genius.
1169
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,160
- Hi.
- Morning.
1170
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,520
Thought you'd wanna know
1171
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,680
we closed the investigation
on the shooting at McCool's,
1172
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,840
no charges will be filed.
1173
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,760
We're gonna let you slide
on the unregistered gun
1174
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,560
'cause it was self-defense.
1175
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:07,600
Thanks.
1176
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,400
Everything okay, ma'am?
1177
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,440
Yeah. Sure.
1178
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,920
Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.
1179
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,720
Oh yeah, she... had an accident.
1180
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,080
Accident?
1181
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,320
Would you mind if I
talk to her for a minute?
1182
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,680
Sure.
1183
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,160
Alone?
1184
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,760
Okay.
1185
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,960
At the time, I was glad
Jewel was gonna talk to him
1186
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,960
She knew how to handle the cops,
1187
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,560
what to say to get rid of em
1188
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,080
She was good that way
1189
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,880
Whatever happened in there,
1190
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,920
she doesn't want
to talk about it.
1191
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,840
That's 'cause nothing happened.
1192
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,680
What we do in these
domestic violence situations
1193
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,400
is ask you to
vacate the premises.
1194
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,960
What domestic violence?!
1195
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,120
I will go to a Judge who will
issue a restraining order
1196
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,120
which means you are not
allowed on this property...
1197
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:02,880
This is my house!
1198
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,280
Or within 100 yards of your wife
until this matter is settled.
1199
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,600
She's not my wife!
1200
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:09,200
That's too bad...
You'd have more rights if she were.
1201
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,960
You expect me to Just walk away?
1202
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,120
If you don't, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to arrest you.
1203
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,840
You can't be serious!
1204
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,600
This... this...
Can't I Just talk to her?
1205
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,640
I don't think that would
be wise at this time, sir.
1206
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,320
Whatever she told you,
she's... she...
1207
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,840
It's not true,
1208
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,400
y'know, okay?
1209
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,560
Hey, Jewel, honey,
could you come out here, please?
1210
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,920
I could still book you
on the unregistered gun.
1211
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,600
Hun!
1212
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,400
Jewel!
1213
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,480
Would you be kind enough
to tell the police officer
1214
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,400
that I didn't hit you!
1215
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,560
Would you please
tell the officer
1216
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,920
that I didn't
do anything to you?
1217
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,640
Don't make me use force, sir.
1218
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,480
Jewel!
1219
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,120
Jewel!
1220
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,360
I couldn't believe it
1221
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,560
I was so pissed at her
I thought I was gonna explode
1222
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,040
Well, I gotta admit,
she's not perfect.
1223
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,280
Not perfect?!
1224
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,920
She's like this pure, delicate flower,
1225
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,760
I Just wanted to protect her.
1226
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,320
But she was
living with another man.
1227
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,640
That piece of slime?
He didn't deserve her.
1228
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,600
And you did?
1229
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,000
I don't know.
1230
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,720
Oh, Charlie.
1231
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,440
I was totally consumed by her.
1232
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,760
My every thought was of her.
1233
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,880
I was walkin' around in a haze.
1234
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,080
People talked to me,
1235
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,640
but I didn't hear
what they were saying
1236
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,160
Gregory Potter Spradling.
1237
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:55,160
A lawyer at
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
1238
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,640
What did he do?
1239
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,360
"Do"?
1240
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,400
For a living.
1241
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,360
Lawyer. Ragsdale,
Hersch & Klein.
1242
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,760
It doesn't make sense.
1243
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,880
Why would you go
to all the trouble
1244
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,000
of stealing a big-screen TV
and leave a DVD behind?
1245
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,280
Poor guy
1246
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,400
The only thing
goin through my head
1247
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,560
was her
1248
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,720
Everything okay, ma'am?
1249
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,760
Yeah. Sure.
1250
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,400
Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.
1251
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,200
Would you mind if I
spoke to her for a minute?
1252
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,920
Knock yourself out.
1253
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,680
Charlie, what is it?
1254
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,360
Why would God fill me
with this desire
1255
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,160
If I wasn't
meant to be with her?
1256
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,400
Sometimes some time apart
is the best thing.
1257
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,120
I could arrange that.
1258
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,600
Would I get to
stay in the house?
1259
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,280
A temporary restraining order
1260
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,440
would keep him way
for... 90 days.
1261
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,880
But permanently?
1262
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,880
You'd have to get a lawyer.
1263
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,240
Do you know one?
1264
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:03,360
Yeah. I know one.
1265
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,240
She called you?
1266
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,960
Yes... I didn't call her.
1267
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,080
She tells me things
are going badly with Randy,
1268
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,720
so I thought
maybe I could help her out
1269
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,760
and introduce her to
one of the guys in my office.
1270
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,120
In fact, I did, I once introduced her
to this other attorney,
1271
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:18,360
Greg, who's this...
1272
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,040
guy who was murdered.
1273
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,360
Anyway, she Just knew
that Karen and I were having problems.
1274
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,480
Were you?
1275
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,280
Yes, you could say that.
1276
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,880
Sexual problems?
1277
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,720
Hey, you know...
1278
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,840
Okay, if you want
to label it, yeah.
1279
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,240
But I'm not saying
it's Karen's fault.
1280
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,400
Was it your fault?
1281
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,360
Maybe it was Karen's fault.
1282
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,520
Was there sex between
you and this woman?
1283
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,800
Yes.
1284
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,760
You want it now, lawyer boy?
1285
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,720
Yes! Yes, please!
1286
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:54,640
Oh, my God!
1287
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,200
Oh, my God!
1288
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,320
Oh, my God!
1289
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,880
What happened there?
1290
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,240
Wh-why'd we stop?
1291
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,560
What?
1292
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,880
I need to ask you for a favor.
1293
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,360
Anything at all... anything!
1294
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,120
I'm gonna need
some legal advice soon.
1295
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,360
You got it!
1296
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,800
You got it.
1297
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,960
- You aren't Just saying that?
- You got it.
1298
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,760
You want this? You like it?
1299
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,120
Can you help me?
1300
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,120
- Anything!
- Say it!
1301
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,560
I will give you legal advice.
1302
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,120
- Say it!
- I will give you legal advice!
1303
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,720
Say... it!
1304
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,880
I'm saying, I will give you
legal advice.
1305
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,360
- Yeah?
- Whooah!
1306
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,240
- She whipped you?
- Yes.
1307
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,440
- With a whip?
- Yes.
1308
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,800
And you en Joyed it?
1309
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:39,800
Yes.
1310
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,000
Charlie I spent so much time
1311
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,320
going by her house,
1312
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,760
if you didn't know
my intentions were pure
1313
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,120
you d think I was stalking her
1314
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,560
Hello.
1315
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,240
Hi.
1316
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,080
I looked for any excuse
to go see her
1317
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,880
I spoke to a friend of mine
1318
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,880
about helping you
with keeping the house.
1319
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,240
Good. Thanks.
1320
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,760
I Just
1321
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,920
wish I had known a bit sooner.
1322
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,120
See, I already sort of contacted
this other lawyer.
1323
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,360
Well, if you'd rather use him...
1324
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,120
It's Just that I'm not sure if I can
get my retainer back.
1325
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,600
Well, lawyers...
1326
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,080
They'll always try to
find a way to screw you.
1327
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,800
Yeah.
1328
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,720
Well, I-I better...
1329
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,120
- I...
- Yeah?
1330
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,680
I was making some supper...
1331
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,800
If you'd like to...
1332
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,760
It's nothing special.
1333
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,680
Surely this was the hand of God.
1334
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,360
How do you mean, Charlie?
1335
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,320
In an instant I was transformed
from a broken man, made whole.
1336
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,120
It was like Theresa
had been brought back to me
1337
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,120
She even looked like Theresa...
1338
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,840
The way she moved,
1339
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,520
The way she smiled
1340
00:58:55,360 --> 00:59:00,000
� Her skin is like velvet
1341
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:06,920
� Her face cut from stone
1342
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,680
� Her eyes when
� she's smiling...
1343
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,600
- Can I help you with that?
- No thanks.
1344
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,800
I'll be right back.
1345
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,640
She even made linguini
with tomatoes and onions
1346
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,240
like Theresa used to
1347
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,120
Linguini with
tomatoes and onions.
1348
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,160
Jeez.
1349
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,920
What's that?
1350
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,280
Nothing.
1351
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,480
Probably Just a cat
got into the garbage.
1352
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560
- Bread?
- Thanks.
1353
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,360
How come you never
wear a uniform?
1354
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,000
I'm a detective.
1355
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,920
Sometimes I do, it depends.
1356
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,880
I bet you look real good in it.
1357
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,800
I couldn't wipe
the goofy smile off my face
1358
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,880
I was so happy
1359
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,520
Because of her I lost my Job,
1360
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,080
I lost my house,
1361
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,520
I'm an accessory
in not only one, but two murders.
1362
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,040
I couldn't stop thinking about her
1363
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,280
Okay, maybe I wasn t
allowed on the property,
1364
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,880
but that didn't mean I couldn t
keep an eye on her
1365
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,360
And then
1366
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,400
she did something
that sent me over the edge
1367
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:24,040
I knew I had to do something
1368
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,960
something drastic to salvage
1369
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,360
what little I had left
1370
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,520
I got the ten thousand.
1371
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,360
Bingo parlor, right?
1372
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,720
Yeah.
1373
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,720
The code is,
1374
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,000
I say, "It looks like we might
get some rain"...
1375
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,720
We came up with a code.
1376
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,320
I said, "Looks like
we might get some rain"...
1377
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,240
Yeah, yeah, I know this part.
1378
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,200
Yeah, right.
1379
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,720
You slept with
Randy's girlfriend?!
1380
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,600
I mean, it's not like
I never did anything for him.
1381
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,760
He called and he
needed ten grand,
1382
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,320
so I advised him for free,
1383
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,600
I advised him
how he could borrow
1384
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,480
against that old crappy house
his mom left him.
1385
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,720
You're missing the point.
1386
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,720
How did you feel after you slept
with your cousin's girlfriend?
1387
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,600
He's not even a cousin, really,
1388
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,840
He's my uncle's wife's brother's kid.
1389
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,840
So he's not a blood relative
or anything.
1390
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,600
Did she ever call
and ask for legal advice?
1391
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,720
No. No. I keep waiting.
1392
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,840
It's like she's teasing me.
1393
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,680
I'm dying to give her legal advice.
1394
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,960
I Just seem to be thinking
about her more and more
1395
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,560
Excuse me.
1396
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,720
There's a police detective
here to see you about Greg.
1397
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,520
Sure.
1398
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,120
Thanks.
1399
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,720
Sorry about the mess,
1400
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,280
I'm in the middle
of changing offices.
1401
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,920
How well did you know
Greg Spradling?
1402
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,920
Not that well,
1403
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,560
we worked here for
the last four or five years.
1404
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,840
You were both up for the same promotion,
weren't you?
1405
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,520
No, not...
1406
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,560
Not really.
1407
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,840
Greg was a good guy...
1408
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,280
No disrespect for the dead...
1409
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,120
Not really partner material.
1410
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,400
So no matter who I'm talking to,
1411
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,200
she's Just... she's on my mind.
1412
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,520
Can you think of anything
that might be useful to us
1413
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,720
in our investigation?
1414
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,920
Sounds to me like he
picked up some rough trade.
1415
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,880
Who knows what happened?
1416
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,320
There could have been...
1417
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,080
leather.
1418
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,960
There could have been
some bondage...
1419
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:22,040
Maybe those spiky things...
1420
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,960
Maybe some whipping.
1421
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,120
Could have been pretty kinky.
1422
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,880
But we all know
what that's like, right?
1423
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,240
No sir, I don't.
1424
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:40,880
That's how much
she messed me up.
1425
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,520
I mean, I'm being
investigated for a murder,
1426
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,320
and all I can
think about is her.
1427
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,360
- And the whip?
- Yes.
1428
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,920
There was another reason
I went to see her that day.
1429
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,080
Something had come up at work
1430
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,120
The shoe prints we found
on Winfield road
1431
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,320
turned out to be
Converse All-Stars,
1432
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,120
the same brand
the boyfriend wore
1433
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,320
And if he was there,
1434
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,800
there was a chance
she might have been
1435
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,440
I had the same sick feeling
in my stomach
1436
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,480
that I had when I was
waiting for The results
1437
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,200
to come back from the lab
at the hospital
1438
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:28,440
Unfortunately, her print did
match one at the murder site
1439
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:33,160
That scum,
that boyfriend of hers
1440
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,400
There's no telling
what he forced her to do
1441
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,920
before I came along...
I wasn't going to let her
1442
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,520
get dragged into
a murder investigation
1443
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,400
I knew she had
nothing to do with it
1444
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,080
There's something
I have to ask you.
1445
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,080
Is it an inside question
or an outside question?
1446
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,120
There was a burglary last week
on Winfield Road.
1447
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,080
A man was killed.
1448
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,440
Was she able to convince you
1449
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,040
that she didn't have anything
to do with it?
1450
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:06,440
She was very convincing
1451
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,240
It was a miracle!
1452
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,080
� The way you move
1453
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,880
� Your sexy body
1454
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,880
� It makes we want
� to get to know you
1455
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,840
� A little bit better.
1456
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,720
Sex?!
1457
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,280
There was sex?
1458
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,880
God help me, It was wonderful.
1459
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,560
No, for me to help you,
1460
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,960
I-I need to hear everything.
1461
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,320
See, you have to
tell me all about
1462
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,600
the-the-various acts
of physical congress between...
1463
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,440
I already told you that.
1464
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,320
Okay, no, that's fine,
1465
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,640
I'm not... it doesn't...
1466
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,760
I shouldn't have done that.
1467
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,840
It's okay, I wanted to.
1468
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,840
Are you going to arrest Randy?
1469
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,520
I've got a warrant
out for him now.
1470
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,920
That car he's driving is stolen.
1471
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,080
Add a murder charge to that
1472
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,360
and you won't see him for a long time.
1473
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,320
So I'll get to keep the house.
1474
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,560
This...
1475
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,960
This is all I have left.
1476
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,680
How not perfect
can one woman be?
1477
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,520
Aces in the boink department.
1478
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,640
Got yourself a snazzy new watch.
1479
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,840
Like this is supposed
to make everything better?
1480
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,440
But you gotta admit,
that's a beaut.
1481
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,480
Here's the money, Just take it.
1482
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,840
Take it. Take it!
1483
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,000
Kid... easy, easy.
1484
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,040
Would the owner of
a blue Geo Metro
1485
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:49,320
Missouri license plates
87KP03 please report
1486
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:50,880
to the front desk.
1487
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,960
Is that my car?
1488
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,440
You got any idea what they want?
1489
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:56,880
No.
1490
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,320
Is there any possibility
that she might have...
1491
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,360
- Stolen?
- Yeah.
1492
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,600
I want to remind everyone
1493
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,120
that Saturday is "Hawaiian night."
1494
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,320
She gave me a stolen car.
1495
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:10,520
Women are much more complicated
than we think they are.
1496
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,560
C'mon, let's get out of here.
1497
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,720
We'll get back to the game
1498
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,520
as soon as the troopers
finish their business.
1499
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,840
Sir, is this your car?
1500
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,440
That piece of shit?
1501
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,880
Officer, what do I look like?
1502
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,240
You know, to tell you the truth,
1503
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,480
she doesn't sound worse
than most of 'em.
1504
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,280
But you'll do it, right?
1505
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,240
Business is business.
1506
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,320
� A wanted man in Mississippi
1507
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,000
� A wanted man in old Cheyenne
1508
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,000
� Wherever you might look tonight
1509
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,880
� You might see this wanted man
1510
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,080
What do you think?
1511
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,600
What do I think?
1512
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,240
The flesh is weak...
1513
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,880
But ours is a forgiving God.
1514
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,040
But I destroyed evidence
1515
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,560
I withheld information
for a murder investigation
1516
01:06:58,640 --> 01:06:59,520
Charlie, look...
1517
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,720
You deserve some happiness.
1518
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,240
The kind of happiness that a...
1519
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,480
a good woman can bring a man.
1520
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,400
Yes, I have this great Job
1521
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,080
and this great office
and this great family
1522
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,000
and this great house...
1523
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,320
How does this make you feel?
1524
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,880
Empty.
1525
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,240
I feel nothing.
1526
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,480
And who knows,
it happened so fast.
1527
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,000
I mean, here's this guy
in my office...
1528
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,480
what is he,
thirty-five years old...
1529
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,040
And he goes like that.
1530
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,800
I could walk out of your office
1531
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,280
and get hit by a truck.
1532
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,320
I don't want to live like that anymore.
1533
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,120
Let me Just feel something, anything,
1534
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,960
and then I will look up
and I will say,
1535
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,880
"Thank you, God.
Thank you for that gift."
1536
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:45,280
And... then if the truck
wants to get me, then okay.
1537
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,440
And then I meet this woman.
1538
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,160
She makes me feel...
1539
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:00,920
Thank you.
1540
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,880
I'm sorry.
1541
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,720
Have you acted on your desire
to see this woman again?
1542
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,640
Do you think I should?
1543
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,280
Time's up.
1544
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:15,440
What?
1545
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:16,800
Sorry, time's up.
1546
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,560
What, are you kidding me?
1547
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,800
- Are you Joking?
- Your time's up.
1548
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,120
Do you think I should see her?
Just tell me that!
1549
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,040
� A wanted man in California
1550
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,880
� A wanted man in Buffalo
1551
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,880
� A wanted man
� in Kansas City...
1552
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,680
So this is it?
1553
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,080
Could be Boise or Boston.
1554
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,480
Point is, she ain't
anywhere around.
1555
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,680
Check in, you get yourself known.
1556
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,600
Go out, talk to the clerks in stores,
waitresses, the works.
1557
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,560
- You got a calling card?
- Yeah.
1558
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,640
Make some long distance calls.
1559
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,040
Anything to prove you've
been here for a couple of days.
1560
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,320
- Awright?
- Gotcha.
1561
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,040
Not so fast, Slick.
1562
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,480
Now I'll take the money.
1563
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,800
Oh, yeah.
1564
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:07,280
There it is.
Ten thousand dollars.
1565
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,120
You're not gonna count it?
1566
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,520
Nah.
1567
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,840
You trust me?
1568
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,600
No. But I do kill people.
1569
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,800
Right.
1570
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,800
I'll be callin' by seven.
1571
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,560
You think I'm a bad person?
1572
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,280
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
1573
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,320
Would you like to
try our new fragrance?
1574
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:31,040
Good after...
1575
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,400
No thanks.
1576
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,560
Hi sir. Would you like
to try our new fragrance?
1577
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,880
No thanks.
1578
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,120
Yeah?
1579
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,920
Hey buddy, It's me, Randy.
1580
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,120
Hey, I was Just talkin'
to somebody about you.
1581
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,040
What... what's up?
1582
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,680
Not a whole hell of a lot.
1583
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,240
I'm Just here in Collinsville.
1584
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,640
Jewel and I needed a little time
away from each other.
1585
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:31,480
So, so she didn't go with you?
1586
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,080
No, man.
1587
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,920
So she's... She's home,
1588
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,720
she's all by herself now?
1589
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:42,280
Jewel and I had a little bit of a tiff.
1590
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:45,480
Good. Spend a coupla days away
and let things cool off.
1591
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,040
And you know what?
Thing's will work out fine.
1592
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,720
- Do you really think so?
- Absolutely!
1593
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,600
Okay.
1594
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,240
Stay there! Okay.
1595
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:59,400
- Are you all alone?
- Are you heartbroken?
1596
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,480
Did something happen
to the romance?
1597
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,040
Did things get out of hand,
1598
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,600
and now you're afraid
they've gone too far?
1599
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,880
Are you about to lose
that someone special forever?
1600
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,120
If you are one of the
97 out of 100 men
1601
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,760
who surveys tell us
suffer deep emotional pains,
1602
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:13,960
then I am talking to you!
1603
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,920
Don't lose that someone...
Act now!
1604
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,040
We have psychics trained
and standing by
1605
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,960
to help you through this difficult period.
1606
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,520
Don't lose that special someone!
1607
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:22,640
Pick up the phone
1608
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,920
and bring the Jewel back into your life!
1609
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:29,320
Tomorrow may be too late...
1610
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,480
Call EPS now!
Don't waste another minute!
1611
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:48,840
Hey! What are you doing!?
1612
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,840
Hey!
1613
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:44,800
Come on!
1614
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,560
� When love comes
� rollin' up your way
1615
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:59,040
� Open up
� and let that breeze blow
1616
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,840
� 'Cause today's
� your lucky day
1617
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,600
No, I don't want
to talk to the kids.
1618
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:21,640
Can you Just tell them?
1619
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:22,920
Don't-don't put them on.
1620
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,840
You don't have to...
Hi, Sweetie!
1621
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:29,280
No.
Daddy's not gonna be home.
1622
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,000
What do you mean?
1623
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,040
Well, how did the dog get out?
1624
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,520
Well, where's his leash?
1625
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,760
Okay, Daddy's gotta...
1626
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:54,640
Daddy's gotta go.
1627
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,040
Dad, don't...
Okay, Sweetheart.
1628
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,640
Cosmetic department, please.
1629
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,720
Cosmetic department!
1630
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,640
Bye.
1631
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,000
You can't Just
barge into somebody's house!
1632
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,920
Keep your hands up, Scummo.
1633
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,600
You are in big trouble.
1634
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:10,640
You need a search warrant.
1635
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:11,800
I happen to be an attorney.
1636
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,800
I Just made partner
1637
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,000
at the second-largest
law firm in the state.
1638
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,480
That's where
I've seen you before.
1639
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,760
You need a search warrant.
1640
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,680
This is my girlfriend's house!
1641
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,640
Bullshit! This is
Randy Weltzer's house.
1642
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:24,120
He happens to be my cousin.
1643
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,680
- He's your cousin?
- Yes.
1644
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,640
And as his attorney,
I can assure you
1645
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:31,000
that he will be
filing a suit against you
1646
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,040
and the entire
St. Louis Police Department.
1647
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,040
Well, I guess it'll be
right after he stands trial
1648
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,280
for the murder of your former associate
Gregory Spradling.
1649
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,760
Wh-what?!
1650
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,760
Are you crazy?
1651
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,520
Mister, you better take a good long
look in the mirror
1652
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,520
before you call
somebody else crazy.
1653
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:47,440
Get your clothes on.
I'm takin' you in.
1654
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,040
Okay, for what?
1655
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:50,320
For murder.
1656
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,720
You and Spradling were in competition
for the same position.
1657
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:55,280
So you and your...
1658
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:58,120
gay incestuous lover killed him.
1659
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,520
What?! No...
1660
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,200
First of all, I am not gay.
1661
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:03,240
Interesting choice of wardrobe, then.
1662
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,120
I'm married, with two kids.
1663
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,640
I'm so not gay,
1664
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,720
I'm here to fuck
my cousin's girlfriend.
1665
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,120
I oughta shoot you right now.
1666
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,360
He's not really my cousin,
1667
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,080
he's my uncle's wife's
brother's kid.
1668
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:14,800
That's enough!
1669
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,520
Come on, hey!
1670
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,120
Freeze! Freeze!
1671
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:21,760
You're making
a very big mistake.
1672
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,920
You better watch it, buddy,
I am an attorney!
1673
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:28,840
Get down!
1674
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,320
You're making
a very serious mistake!
1675
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,520
Shut up!
1676
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:37,840
You're in big trouble!
1677
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,560
Okay, here she is.
1678
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,240
She'll clear up
this whole thing.
1679
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,440
What are you doing here?!
1680
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,080
Carl...
1681
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,600
What's goin' on?
1682
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,120
It's not what it looks like.
1683
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,760
Why are you wearing that?
1684
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,440
Like you don't know.
1685
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:56,520
Hey, I'm not the one
1686
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:59,200
who's got him
bent over the table.
1687
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,440
This is official
police business.
1688
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,400
Carl, what are you doing here?!
1689
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:04,600
Where is Jewel?
1690
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,960
It was Just that one time
with me and Jewel, I swear.
1691
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,120
What do you mean, one time?
1692
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,960
You're lyin'.
She never let you touch her.
1693
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,720
Yeah, not like you,
her "boyfriend."
1694
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,920
Do you believe that?
He calls himself Jewel's boyfriend!
1695
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:17,920
I'm warning you.
1696
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,000
Where is she?!
1697
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,000
I was expecting her
here any minute!
1698
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,520
Why do you think I'm dressed like this,
for Halloween?
1699
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,800
You're dressed like that
because your perverted cousin...
1700
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,760
Wait a minute.
We gotta find her!
1701
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,080
You are violating a restraining order
and are under arrest!
1702
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:31,400
You don't understand.
1703
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,440
Someone is coming here
to kill her!
1704
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:34,240
Him?
1705
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,400
No.
1706
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,800
Which one of you homos
1707
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,520
killed my brother?
1708
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,440
I'm not gay...
1709
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,240
Shut up!
1710
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:00,000
I understand the man
that killed my brother, Utah,
1711
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:01,000
he lives here.
1712
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,200
And I'm not leaving
'till I kill him.
1713
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,200
Now, which one of you was it?
1714
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:08,200
I said, which one of you
1715
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,600
was it!?
1716
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,120
I-I-I'm an attorney.
1717
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:16,240
I'm sure you and your brother
were very close... that's good.
1718
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,120
Avenging his death,
wanting to avenge his death,
1719
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,000
that's admirable,
who doesn't understand that?
1720
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,120
But as a lawyer...
1721
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:25,720
What the hell?
1722
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:27,240
You want to explain to me
1723
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,560
what you're doing
1724
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,720
looking through
the window of my house?
1725
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,240
Give me your gun.
1726
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,840
I lost my dog...
1727
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,200
He came off his leash.
1728
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,960
And you need a .357 for that?
1729
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,800
Well, it's
a rough neighborhood...
1730
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,840
Jewel.
1731
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,240
You should know that.
1732
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:06,880
Look at these guys.
1733
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,360
Legally, you're swimming
1734
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:09,920
against the current here,
1735
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,560
but you've got
think about the fact
1736
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:13,360
that if you kill
all three of us,
1737
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,720
you will be adding here,
and I'm Just guessing,
1738
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,240
a second and possibly
third strike
1739
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:17,600
to your record.
1740
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:18,640
Which would be heading you
1741
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:20,280
to some very serious prison time.
1742
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,840
You I'll kill
Just for annoying me.
1743
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,000
Now, I would appreciate
1744
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,360
if the man that
killed my brother Utah
1745
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:30,840
would step forward
and take responsibility
1746
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,120
for their actions,
1747
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,920
or I will have no other choice
1748
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,800
than to kill all you damn...
1749
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,600
Village People!
1750
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,640
Now... somebody
1751
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:45,000
better damn well
1752
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,240
start talkin'!
1753
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,920
Lord, please don't let them
find me in this outfit!
1754
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,000
Aaahh!
1755
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:13,120
I'm really gonna
miss that little house.
1756
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,160
Yeah, I know what you mean.
1757
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:16,360
When I'm on the road a few days
1758
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:17,880
I really miss my place.
1759
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,000
You have a house?
1760
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,760
Oh, yeah... I'm a real homebody.
1761
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:25,840
Nothin' I like better than stayin' home
on a quiet night
1762
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,720
watchin' a good movie on my DVD.
1763
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,960
You have a DVD?
1764
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,840
If you're gonna have a first-rate
home entertainment center,
1765
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:36,480
you gotta have a DVD.
1766
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:43,640
Not that my place doesn't need
some fixin' up.
1767
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:48,400
Hell, I was even thinking
about putting in a fountain.
1768
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:51,560
Yeah.
1769
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,500
Thank you, God!
1770
01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:14,840
� Y. M.C.A.
1771
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:16,840
� You can get yourself clean,
1772
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,320
� You can have a good meal,
1773
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:22,320
� You can do whatever you feel
1774
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:23,960
� Young man
1775
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,480
� Are you listenin' to me?
1776
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,600
� I said, young man,
1777
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:29,560
� What do you want to be?
1778
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:31,160
� I said, young man
1779
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,000
� You can make real
� your dreams
1780
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:34,800
� But you've got to
1781
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,080
� Know this one thing:
1782
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:40,240
� No man does it
� all by himself...
1783
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:43,760
� She likes the attention
1784
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,680
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1785
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:47,760
� She can't stop turnin' it on
1786
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:51,120
� And on and on and on and on
1787
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,400
� She likes the attention
1788
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:57,480
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1789
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,600
� And she can't stop
� turnin' it on
1790
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:02,920
� And on and on And on and on
1791
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,360
� She could always
� see through my hand,
1792
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:12,320
� Never was a fool
� for my master plan
1793
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,480
� And though
� I grew tired of the games
1794
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:24,720
� I would wait around
� for my luck to change
1795
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:33,320
� Does she not make my heart
� beat a little faster?
1796
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:39,440
� Doesn't she move me
� like a natural disaster?
1797
01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:42,960
� She likes the attention
1798
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,240
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1799
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:47,600
� And she can't stop
� turnin' it on
1800
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:50,520
� And on and on and on and on
1801
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,400
� She likes the attention
1802
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:56,640
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1803
01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:58,960
� And she can't stop
� turnin' it on
1804
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,200
� And on and on and on and on
1805
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:07,440
� She was always leading me on
1806
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:11,680
� And I would hang around
� till the break of dawn
1807
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:19,320
� Though I always
� fell for the bait
1808
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:23,360
� I was Just a pawn
� to manipulate
1809
01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:32,400
� Does she not make my heart
� beat a little faster?
1810
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:38,760
� Doesn't she move me
� like a natural disaster?
1811
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:41,280
� She likes the attention
1812
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,640
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1813
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,840
� She can't stop turnin' it on
1814
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:51,040
� And on and on and on and on
1815
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,200
� She likes the attention
1816
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,440
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1817
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:57,840
� She can't stop turnin' it on
1818
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:02,760
� And on and on and on and on
1819
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:04,960
� She likes the attention
1820
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,200
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1821
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:09,400
� She can't stop turnin' it on
1822
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:14,520
� And on and on and on and on.
1823
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:16,760
� She likes the attention
1824
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:19,160
� Not to mention
� how the boys line up
1825
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,680
� And she can't stop
� turnin' it on
1826
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:25,680
� And on and on and on and on
1827
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:28,560
� Turnin' it on
1828
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,720
� Turnin' it on
1829
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,200
� And on and on
1830
01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:40,200
� Turnin' it on
1831
01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:46,560
� Turnin' it on
� and on and on...