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(monkey chatters)
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(lion roars)
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(jungle animal sounds continue)
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(thunder booms)
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(lioness grunts)
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(car engine revving)
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(car speeds away)
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(film projector running)
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(car speeds by)
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(tires screech)
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(car horn honks)
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BUTTERFLY:
Hold on, I gotta come up!
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I've gotta take
the world's biggest fucking piss.
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JUNGLE JULIA: We can't be late!
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We won't!
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Who's... who's holding?
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If you're not, then nobody.
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We were kind of hoping you were.
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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.
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It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
with weed when we go out.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, little lady.
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You're gettin' angry kind of quick,
don't you think?
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I was just teasin' you!
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I'm not angry.
It just would be nice
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if y'all didn't just count on me
all the fucking time
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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
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Okay, mean girl
in a high school movie.
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Are you through
having a tantrum?
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I'm not having a tantrum.
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Yes, you are. You've been
in the car all of two seconds,
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and you're already cursing at me.
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I am not cursing at you.
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You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"
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and then before
the sentence was over
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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your irritatedness.
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Come on, don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
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One, it is not about the money.
It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two, we're not really fighting.
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Arlene, you've forgotten what
hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
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That wasn't a fight.
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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch
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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.
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Oh! Billboard!
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(girls cheer)
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So, what's the plan, man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?
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- Of course.
- You're so good.
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I know.
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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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You bet your ass he is...
with Jesse Letterman.
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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
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He's got a big thing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me,
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does.
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And on my birthday
he'd give me a fucking phone call.
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Oh, billboard!
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(girls cheer)
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(cheering)
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(laughs)
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Yeah, but you get
those legs of yours around him,
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and it's all over.
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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills that I am also living in,
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I'll let you know it worked.
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So, margaritas
and Mexican food at Guero's,
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touch base with Chris and Jesse,
tell them about later,
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and make damn sure they come.
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Those other guys'll be waiting for us
at the Texas Chili Parlor.
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Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
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what happened
with you and Nate last night?
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Well, you know, not much.
We just fucking met each other.
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If you don't bust their balls a little bit,
they're never gonna respect you.
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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
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Oh, nothing to write home about.
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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
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Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
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Dressed. I said we made out.
We didn't do "the thing."
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Oh, excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?
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You know, it's everything but.
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They call that "the thing"?
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I call it "the thing."
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Do guys like "the thing"?
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They like it better than "no thing."
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(girls laugh)
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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
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So you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?
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Correct.
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Whose couch?
His or the one in your hotel room?
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What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
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We started sitting up,
we worked our way to lying down.
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Hmm. The plot thickens.
Who was on top?
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I was straddling him.
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What else?
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That was it. So we made out
for a little while on the couch...
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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave."
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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"
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And I said,
"Yup, right now. Let's go."
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And he says, "Wait, what about this?"
And I said no.
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He said, "What do you mean?
You don't know what I'm gonna say."
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I said, "I already know what you're
gonna say, and the answer's no."
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He said, "Well, how can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"
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And I said, "Because you're gonna say,
'Let's just go to sleep together.
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'We don't gotta do nothing.
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'Just cuddle,
sleep next to each other,
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wake up in the morning together."'
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"No. You're gonna leave...
but I'll see you tomorrow."
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Yeah, fuck Nate.
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I mean, he's cute and all,
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but Jesse Letterman
is gonna be all over her.
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Remember...
no hookin' up tonight.
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You can hang out with them,
you can make out with them,
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but no hookin' up with them,
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because we are driving
to Lake L.B.J. Tonight,
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing...
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He said, "I am lettin' you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
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not you and a bunch of horny boys
trying to get their fuck on with my daughter."
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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell yeah.
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And it's not like
he ain't gonna know, either,
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.
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(girls laugh)
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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear!
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But you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang
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walking the floor of his lake house,
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him,
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like the six-foot baby giraffe
in the backseat,
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you got a puppy dog for life.
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I have my own relationship with Ben,
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.
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You call her dad "Ben"?
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I'm not a child.
That's his name.
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So, when are the boys
showing up?
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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.
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Maybe they can bring some pot.
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Fuck that. No.
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I don't wanna be either A,
depending on their fucking ass,
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or B, depending on their ass.
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Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
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we're gonna be stuck with them
all fucking night.
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(exhales)
Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank.
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Best idea you had all day.
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Oh, hey! That's your
last billboard before Guero's!
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Oh, come on, give me a break.
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Oh, come on, my ass!
We said every time.
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Okay.
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(girls cheer)
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~~
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BUTTERFLY:
Jules, let me get a drag.
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Thanks.
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00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,872
(people chattering)
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(car engine stuttering)
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(car engine revs)
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(revving)
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(tires screech)
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(car speeds away)
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(people giggling, chattering)
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GIRL: Oh, my God.
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Hey, this is...
and I's U.T. Days, Arlene.
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MARC Y, BUTTERFLY: Hey.
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.
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Ooh...
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So, you must be... must be...
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So, you must be
the infamous Butterfly.
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SHANNA, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
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She don't know nothing about it.
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?
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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we've gotta tell her sooner than later.
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,129
I said a little something-something
about you on the air today.
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00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,398
Julia, what the fuck
did you say about me on the radio?
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00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,908
All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
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00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,001
who was in from out-of-town
for the weekend,
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00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,706
and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,
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00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,180
and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.
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00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:21,845
And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,
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if they'd do something,
you'd do something.
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00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,254
Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
186
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:28,725
What did you say
and what did you say I'd do?
187
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:32,730
Anywho, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,
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00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,460
or Marcy over here,
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00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:38,094
who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,
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00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:42,266
which I think will give you a better idea
what you have in store for you tonight.
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00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,400
Okay, so just tell me your way.
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00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,468
- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
193
00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:48,740
Okay, give Marcy your drink.
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00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,906
(slides drink)
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00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,440
Okay, so you're
in a club or a bar,
196
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,579
and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
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00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,385
or better be
fucking hysterically funny,
198
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:01,187
but not-funny-looking guy
who you could fuck.
199
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,488
Got it.
200
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,324
Okay, Marcy, take it.
201
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,999
(chuckles)
202
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,436
(in southern accent)
Howdy.
203
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,805
(sighs)
Hi, there.
204
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,572
(chuckles)
Excuse me, but...
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00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,704
your name wouldn't be
"Butterfly," would it?
206
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,683
Yes, it is, and it seems
you have me at a disadvantage.
207
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,184
Barry.
208
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,948
Pleased to meet you, Barry.
209
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,488
Y'all are gettin' me hot!
210
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:31,682
BUTTERFLY, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
211
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:39,024
So is, uh...
"Butterfly" your real name?
212
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,827
Yes, it is.
213
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,834
And how'd you know
my name, Barry?
214
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:45,700
I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this mornin'.
215
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:46,897
Oh, you did, did you?
216
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,304
Oh, yeah, I listen to her show
every morning.
217
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,400
Oh, you do, do you?
218
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,469
Yeah, she's like
the coolest lady in town.
219
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,015
Don't you think
she's got a big ass?
220
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,484
Nah, man!
I like her ass that way.
221
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,521
She got a black girl's ass.
222
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,249
(chuckles)
Well, that's what she always says,
223
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,190
but in actual fact, she doesn't
really have a black girl's ass.
224
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,250
She's got a big ass.
225
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,727
Okay, what the fuck
are you doing?
226
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,661
Look who wants
to get to the point all of a sudden.
227
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,926
Okay, we'll get to the point,
228
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,899
but for your information,
skinny bitch,
229
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:19,062
black men and a whole lot
of motherfuckin' white men
230
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,698
have had plenty of fun
adoring my ass.
231
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,902
I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,411
If you're not gonna buy me a drink,
can I have mine back?
233
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,846
(normal voice)
No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
234
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,246
(southern accent)
So, Butterfly...
235
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,807
can I buy you a drink?
236
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,216
I'd love one.
237
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,275
What can I get ya?
238
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,946
I'll take a margarita.
239
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,284
(chuckles)
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00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,449
Here ya go.
241
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,627
So, after they buy you a drink
242
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,095
when they raise
their glass to toast,
243
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:50,158
they look you dead in the eye
and repeat this poem...
244
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:54,605
"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep
245
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:59,838
And I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep."
246
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,777
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
247
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,816
"Miles to go before you sleep."
248
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:08,513
And then, if they say that...
249
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,186
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
250
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,884
- BUTTERFLY: What?
- (laughs)
251
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,449
If they call you "Butterfly,"
buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
252
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,517
you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
253
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,495
That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothin'.
254
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,191
Well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,
255
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,564
everybody in Austin
is gonna think you a chicken shit.
256
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,159
And I don't think you want
everybody in Austin
257
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,760
thinking you're a chicken shit.
258
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,999
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
259
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,098
Oh, come on!
It's gonna be funny!
260
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,940
Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.
261
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,209
Look. You don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
262
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,250
I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
263
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:41,343
So, some geek comes over
trying to be cool,
264
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,321
just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
265
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,121
No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.
266
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,754
But maybe a little later
in the evening,
267
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,354
you've had a few drinks,
268
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,626
you're kind of loosey-goosey,
269
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,497
you're safe with your girls,
270
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,299
then some kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,
271
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:03,171
hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy
comes up and says it...
272
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:07,338
then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
273
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,714
(laughing)
274
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,410
SHANNA: She's making me trip.
275
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:18,923
- JUNGLE JULIA: Shut the fuck up.
- SHANNA: You made me trip, dumb bitch!
276
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,789
(chattering, laughing)
277
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,852
(man chuckling)
278
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:29,123
(laughing hysterically)
279
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,964
BUTTERFLY: You fuckin' idiot!
280
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,027
(man chuckling)
281
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,032
(girls continue laughing,
chattering)
282
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:59,859
~~
283
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,992
~ Baby ~
284
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:13,300
(chattering in Spanish)
285
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:25,253
~ It doesn't matter
what they say ~
286
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,885
~ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ~
287
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:35,230
~ What can I do without you? ~
288
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:40,796
~ Don't want nobody. nobody ~
289
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,036
~ Baby. It's you ~
290
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,844
~ Baby. It's you ~
291
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,517
~ Don't leave me alone ~
292
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,622
~ Come on home ~
293
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:04,420
~ Baby. It's you ~
294
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,895
(cheering)
295
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,866
~ Baby. It's you... ~
296
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,899
Any dead soldiers here?
297
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,997
Uh, these two. Thank you.
298
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,367
Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
299
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,538
That's a good fucking question.
300
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,579
(laughs)
301
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,210
(laughs quietly)
302
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,353
Lanna-Frank!
303
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,549
Where are you?
304
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,590
Well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.
305
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,930
- ~~
- Shit! Hold on!
306
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,706
So, where are you?
307
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,908
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
308
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,945
No. We're not coming over there.
309
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,185
You come over here
like you said you would.
310
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,250
So, is it Shauna and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
311
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,796
- Shauna?
- Oh, fuck. L...
312
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,853
No.
313
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,866
Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
314
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,767
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other.
315
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,395
We all hate the name "Shauna,"
316
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,906
and we really hate it
when people call us "Shauna."
317
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,374
Just remember...
318
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,109
it's "Shanna Banana,"
not "Shauna Banauna."
319
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,380
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.
320
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,786
- Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but...
- (cell phone beeps)
321
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,152
(beeps)
322
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,479
~~
323
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:41,542
Okay... Warren's sending over shots,
and you know the house rules.
324
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,316
If he sends over shots,
you gotta do them.
325
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,755
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
326
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,352
- Warren says it, we do it!
- WARREN: I love that philosophy!
327
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,829
"Warren says it, we do it."
328
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,866
So let's do it!
329
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:55,991
What is it?
330
00:18:56,068 --> 00:19:00,027
Hey, shot first, questions later.
Here we go. Post time!
331
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,503
WARREN: Mmm!
332
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,838
(glasses slamming down,
cheering)
333
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,434
Whoo-hoo!
334
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,707
(cheering, groaning)
335
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,882
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
336
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,214
What the fuck is it?!
337
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,879
Chartreuse.
338
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:20,152
The only liquor so good
they named a color after it.
339
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,954
(all laugh)
340
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,619
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
341
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,959
- (cheering)
- Not me.
342
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,828
I'm going out for a smoke.
343
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,300
Okay, but careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?
344
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,893
WARREN: You'll blow up the joint.
345
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,404
~~
346
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,615
OMAR: Drinks.
What can we get you?
347
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,777
Shanna Banana?
348
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,413
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
349
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,458
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic with no ice.
350
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,254
Good boy.
351
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,023
(laughs)
352
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,359
(music continues inside)
353
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,938
Oh, hey, Punky.
354
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:20,780
Uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
355
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,851
- Oh! Jesus Christ!
- Whoa-ho!
356
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:57,911
(sighs)
357
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,083
You scared the fuck out of me,
you shitty asshole!
358
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,683
I swear, Arlene.
I was not trying to scare you.
359
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,592
I just... got lucky.
360
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,460
Oh, hardee-fucking-har.
361
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:07,862
- Let's go inside.
- Wait a minute.
362
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,800
- Why?
- I was thinkin' we could make out.
363
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:11,858
What, on a porch?
364
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,802
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?
365
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,897
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.
366
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,568
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
367
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,236
Not in my car it's not.
368
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,871
Look, you won't get wet.
369
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,109
I promise you.
370
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,577
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.
371
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,384
Ha ha ha.
372
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,253
I mean...
you know what I mean.
373
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,316
Look, I know you guys
are going to Lake L.B.J.
374
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:36,725
And we can't come.
375
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,488
(whining)
I wanna make out...
376
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:42,362
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.
377
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,342
I don't want it super fucking obvious
to everybody in the bar we've been gone,
378
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:56,006
- so we'll make out for six minutes, deal?
- Great.
379
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,378
No, no, no.
Deal or no deal?
380
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,644
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,
381
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,016
we could just walk back
inside the fucking bar right now.
382
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,645
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.
383
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,156
And no begging.
When you say "done," it's done.
384
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:08,192
I'm gonna remember
you said that.
385
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,420
Okay, let's go.
386
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:15,663
Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good
and make sure my hair don't get wet.
387
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,566
(record player clanks)
388
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,302
~~
389
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,953
~ It was early. Early one morning ~
390
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,085
~ When I heard my bulldog bark ~
391
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:46,426
~ It was Staggolee and Billy Lyons ~
392
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:48,489
~ Squabblin' in the dark... ~
393
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,127
Now, look, you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here
394
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,568
before Christian Simonson shows up,
395
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:55,265
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
396
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,329
Yeah, but what's the point?
397
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,376
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,
398
00:22:58,443 --> 00:22:59,603
and it's no guys.
399
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,236
Absolutely no guys.
400
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,907
Okay. So after we bring
the girls' drinks,
401
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:08,715
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
402
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:11,255
(chuckling)
You think they're gonna fall for that?
403
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,814
We'll be very convincing.
404
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,521
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
405
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,153
We go to J�ger shots.
406
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,390
(chuckling)
Man, they're not gonna drink J�ger shots.
407
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,956
Dude, as long as
a guy's buying the booze,
408
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:25,059
a fucking bitch
will drink anything.
409
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,468
Come on, dude, we can
at least get one shot of J�ger
410
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,199
down these
fucking bitches' throats.
411
00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,366
After that, we'll see if they get
another J�ger shot in them.
412
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,431
You never know.
413
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,910
That could be the shot
that puts them past the point of "fuck it."
414
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,776
Then all of a sudden
"no guys at the lake house"
415
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,781
turns into a couple of guys
at the lake house.
416
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,316
My point exactly.
417
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,511
And I know I can at least get
"Shanna Suck-my-banana"
418
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,282
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
What's Julia's sweet shot?
419
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,951
- Key Lime Pie.
- Oh, come on, dude.
420
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,357
Even fucking Leroy Brown
would do one more for dessert.
421
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,929
(laughs)
422
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,693
Dude, check it out.
423
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,825
I wonder if B.J.
Brought the bear with him.
424
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:00,531
Jesus.
425
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,774
(twangs song)
426
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,606
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
427
00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:07,736
(laughs)
428
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:11,078
Hi, could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?
429
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,241
(laughs)
430
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:15,445
~ See the hole
I shot in his head ~
431
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,353
~ The high sheriff
told the deputy ~
432
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,415
~ Get your pistols
and come with me ~
433
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:24,894
~ We got to go arrest
a bad man ~
434
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,261
~ Known as Staggolee... ~
435
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:30,768
(Shanna singing)
436
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:33,828
STAGGOLEE:
~ They laid them on the shelf ~
437
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:36,931
~ If you want
that bad man Staggolee ~
438
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:40,307
~ You'll have to arrest him yourself ~
439
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:42,972
~ The high sheriff
asked the bartender... ~
440
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:45,107
JUNGLE JULIA:
And where did you two disappear to?
441
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:46,445
I had to get something
out of the car,
442
00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:49,749
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
to escort me with his umbrella.
443
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,686
Ah, good for you, Nate.
444
00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:54,190
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
445
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,622
Who, the dirty hippie?
446
00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,528
Meow. She's not a hippie.
447
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:01,725
She might as well be a hippie.
448
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,392
(laughs)
449
00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,026
Thank you, Timmy boy.
450
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,662
Well, do you know
what just happened to her?
451
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,504
No, but I know she's
a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.
452
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,942
(all laugh)
453
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,640
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story?
454
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:17,704
What about her?
455
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,113
(scoffs)
456
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,378
(chuckles)
457
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:21,578
PAM: Hey, Warren!
458
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,781
Is there anybody you could
vouch for to give me a ride home?
459
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,687
(keys clatter)
460
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,886
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
461
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:31,861
- You've been eavesdropping?
- (chuckles)
462
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:34,592
There's eavesdropping
and "can't help but hear."
463
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,691
I think I belong
in the latter category.
464
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,664
So, uh, Icy Hot.
465
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,968
You're offering me a ride home?
466
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,669
I'm offering you a lift if when
I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
467
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,974
And when are you
thinking about leaving?
468
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,911
Truthfully,
I'm not thinking about it.
469
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:53,983
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.
470
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,418
Will you be able
to, uh, drive later?
471
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,513
I know looks can be deceiving.
472
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,448
But I'm a teetotaler.
473
00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:03,653
I've been drinking
club soda and lime all night,
474
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,719
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
475
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:10,097
- Which is what?
- Virgin pina colada.
476
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:13,837
Okay. Why would
someone who doesn't drink
477
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,772
spend hours at a bar drinking water?
478
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:20,504
You know, a bar offers
all kind of things other than alcohol.
479
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,070
Mmm. Really?
480
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:24,513
Like what?
481
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:27,744
Women.
482
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,287
Nacho grande platters.
483
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,915
The fellowship
of some fascinating individuals,
484
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,083
like Warren here.
485
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,319
(Pam chuckles)
486
00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,985
Alcohol is just a lubricant
487
00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:40,429
for all the individual
encounters that a barroom offers.
488
00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:42,966
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
489
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,968
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
490
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:47,631
I'm a stuntman.
491
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:52,075
But that's a very
easy mistake to make.
492
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:54,134
How do you know my name?
493
00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:57,340
(sighing)
When you were talking with Warren...
494
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,746
couldn't help but overhear.
495
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,541
Fair enough.
496
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,247
So what's your name, Icy?
497
00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:06,022
Stuntman Mike.
498
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,549
Stuntman Mike's your name?
499
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,425
Tsk. You ask anybody.
500
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:13,994
Hey, Warren.
501
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:15,430
Who is this guy?
502
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,331
WARREN: Stuntman Mike.
503
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,427
And who the hell
is Stuntman Mike?
504
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:20,732
WARREN: He's a stuntman.
505
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,638
- (all laughing)
- Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
506
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,336
~ I've just got to know ~
507
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,208
~ Should I go leave ~
508
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:32,974
~ And find somebody else ~
509
00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:36,817
~ You know I stood yesterday ~
510
00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,253
JUNGLE JULIA: Yeah!
511
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,312
~~
512
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:40,551
BUTTERFLY: Yeah!
513
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,651
Let's do 'em!
514
00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:46,390
JUNGLE JULIA: Salud.
515
00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:48,193
- Down the snatch.
- (laughing)
516
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:51,758
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.
517
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:56,400
Well, Stuntman Mike,
since I have a tab here,
518
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:58,601
can I buy you that
virgin pina colada?
519
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,872
Thank you, Pam.
That'd be lovely.
520
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,412
Warren!
521
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,608
A, uh, virgin pina colada
for my stuntman friend
522
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,312
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
523
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,115
Cabo Wabo, virgin.
524
00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:30,230
~~
525
00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:44,621
(Butterfly mouthing along)
~ People. I've been misled ~
526
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:49,854
~ And I've been afraid ~
527
00:28:51,162 --> 00:28:54,029
~ I've been hit in the head ~
528
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:57,159
~ And left for days ~
529
00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,235
- ~ I've been abused ~
- (Pam laughs)
530
00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:04,439
~ And I've been accused ~
531
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:08,768
~ I've been refused ~
532
00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:10,439
- (door opens)
- ~ A piece of bread... ~
533
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:14,080
- Ah!
- Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
534
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:15,414
Mwah.
535
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:16,818
- Hey, baby.
- How are you?
536
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,185
- ~ In my life before ~
- Hey, what's up?
537
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,518
Hey!
538
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,219
(slaps rear)
Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
539
00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,261
(coughs, laughs)
Hey.
540
00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:27,162
~ Go wrong as I do today ~
541
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:30,201
- ~ I want you to stop... ~
- Well, let's scootch over, now.
542
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,236
It's about fucking time.
543
00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:34,601
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
544
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,299
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
545
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:39,736
What?
546
00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:40,937
That table.
547
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,912
Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.
548
00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:45,472
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
549
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,539
Yep.
550
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,781
She sure is a striking-looking woman.
551
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,788
It's got gin, tequila, J�ger...
552
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:52,845
Look at that hair.
553
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,323
Lots of leave-in conditioner.
554
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,851
Is that jealousy I detect?
555
00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:01,888
Hardly. But if you want
to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
556
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,797
there's a real easy way to do that.
557
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,426
Really, what would that be?
558
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:08,939
Get famous. You won't have
to find her... she'll find you.
559
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:12,374
And you don't even want to know
what she did for that billboard.
560
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:13,967
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
561
00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:15,478
You've earned it.
562
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,481
What did she ever do to you?
563
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:20,211
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
564
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:22,219
That's what she did to me.
565
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,881
She was her height right now at 12.
566
00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,787
- She was a monster.
- (chuckling)
567
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:30,760
Half the guys she still fucks
she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.
568
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,627
And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?
569
00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,222
That pituitary case?
570
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,995
Might have kicked my ass
a couple of times...
571
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,901
sorry, I'm built like a girl,
not a black man...
572
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:43,634
but I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
573
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,437
(song ends)
574
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:19,004
Hey! Are you
famous or somethin'?
575
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,442
Or somethin'.
576
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:21,876
No, no, no. Really.
577
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,878
Hey, what do... what do you do?
578
00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:27,080
Really?
579
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:31,053
What I do is work my ass off to get
my own record label off the ground,
580
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:35,616
but why that girl wanted a picture of me
is because I'm a local D.J.
581
00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:39,529
Wait a minute.
582
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:44,359
You've got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
583
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:45,902
Yeah.
584
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:48,370
I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
585
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,437
Yeah.
586
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:55,737
Jungle Julia Lucai.
587
00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:57,747
Stuntman Mike McKay.
588
00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:59,180
Well.
589
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:02,344
Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
590
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,752
My friends and I are going
to continue to get our weed on.
591
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:06,084
Would you care for some?
592
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:07,590
Thank you, Julia,
593
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:10,526
but just the same...
no thanks.
594
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,119
- Suit yourself.
- But you know...
595
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,294
(sighs)
596
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,698
(groans)
597
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,793
(breathes heavily)
598
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,140
(quietly)
Oh, shit.
599
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,368
Ah! My God.
600
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:29,339
Sorry. It's nothing.
601
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,316
What the fuck was that?
602
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:38,822
(chattering, laughing)
603
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,755
You got some voucher here.
604
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:42,486
I asked him
what movies you worked on.
605
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,255
No fuckin' clue.
606
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:47,560
Well, technically I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
607
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,601
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparral.
608
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,067
A guy falls off a horse,
609
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,228
he says it's him.
610
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:54,931
(Warren laughs)
611
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,236
You know the show The Virginian?
612
00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:01,639
Yeah, well, there was another
actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
613
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,578
and I looked like him a bit...
614
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,811
well, obviously
before I cut myself shaving.
615
00:33:06,884 --> 00:33:08,852
Tsk. Aww, I like it.
616
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,152
Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet
you make sugar taste just like salt.
617
00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:16,660
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
618
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,459
And, uh... then that show turned
into The Men of Shiloh.
619
00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:23,261
They brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.
620
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,599
From that point on
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
621
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:30,232
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vega$ .
622
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,538
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
623
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:35,477
And then Bob
did another show, Gavilan.
624
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:38,037
And he brought me
with him on that, till...
625
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:41,079
And after that...
626
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:48,623
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talkin' about?
627
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,058
Sorry.
628
00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:51,117
- No?
- Mm-mm.
629
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,856
No, no.
630
00:33:55,433 --> 00:34:00,666
So how exactly does one
become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
631
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,832
(sighs)
632
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:07,071
Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
633
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:09,875
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
634
00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:13,576
But really I got into the business the way
most people get into the stunt business.
635
00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:14,913
How's that?
636
00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:17,477
- My brother got me in it.
- Well, who's your brother?
637
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,920
Stuntman Bob.
638
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:19,979
(snorts, chuckles)
639
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,686
(men chatting softly)
640
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:29,856
(phone beeping)
641
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,664
I'm ready to blaze!
642
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,605
Finally, yeah.
You need to catch up with us.
643
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,938
- Now the party can start.
- Yep.
644
00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:42,343
Anywho, I'm sorry.
You forgive me?
645
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:48,081
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
646
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,313
Promise.
You ready to go to the lake?
647
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:51,377
Mm-hmm.
648
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:54,220
- How about your friend, bring him?
- I thought no boys.
649
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:56,522
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.
650
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,188
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
651
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,958
Mmm, us girls.
652
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,329
Good idea.
653
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,163
(bottles clink)
654
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:05,327
STUNTMAN MIKE: Ladies?
655
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:08,694
Thanks.
656
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,603
Cheers, Butterfly.
657
00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:18,311
"The woods are lovely,
dark, and deep...
658
00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:20,145
"And I have promises to keep,
659
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:23,619
And miles to go
before I sleep."
660
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:25,656
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
661
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:30,659
"Miles to go
before you sleep."
662
00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:34,053
Sorry, Stuntman Burt...
663
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,292
Mike.
664
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:36,763
Mike.
665
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:38,825
She already broke off that dance.
666
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,393
Is that true?
667
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,667
Did I miss my chance?
668
00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:49,436
Do I frighten you?
669
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,750
Is it my scar?
670
00:35:57,922 --> 00:35:59,651
It's your car.
671
00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,783
Ah, yeah, I know.
672
00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:04,020
Sorry.
(inhales deeply)
673
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,926
It's my mom's car.
674
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,295
(chuckles softly)
675
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,061
Have you been following us?
676
00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:12,830
(chuckling) No, but that's
what I love about Austin...
677
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,168
it's just so damn small.
678
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,867
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
679
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,342
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
680
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:24,240
You saw my car,
I saw your legs.
681
00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:27,648
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
682
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,686
So you really weren't following us?
683
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:33,588
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
I just... got lucky.
684
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:40,160
So, how about that lap dance?
685
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:41,960
Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
686
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,399
and she did it
earlier this evening at Antone's.
687
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,895
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?
688
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:49,997
I'm good that way.
689
00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:53,874
- Tsk. And you look a little touch�d.
- What's "touch�d"?
690
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,139
Wounded, slightly.
691
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,475
Why should I be wounded?
692
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,516
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,
693
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:02,348
but from your look I can tell
nobody pestered you at all.
694
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:06,022
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?
695
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:12,995
There are few things as fetching
as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
696
00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:17,756
So... (sighs)
697
00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:22,870
How about that lap dance?
698
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,703
I think I'm going
to have to give you a rain check.
699
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,810
Well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
700
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,873
that rain check'll be worthless.
701
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:37,177
But that's okay.
702
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,320
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
703
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,990
You're still a nice girl.
704
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:45,858
And I still like you.
705
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,426
But I must warn you of something.
706
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:53,126
You know how people say,
707
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,899
"You're okay in my book,"
708
00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:58,237
or, "In my book, that's no good."
709
00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:03,975
Well, I actually have a book.
710
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:07,950
And everybody
I ever meet goes in this book.
711
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:12,422
And now I've met you,
and you're goin' in the book.
712
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:13,821
(Butterfly chuckles)
713
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:15,688
Except...
714
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,890
I'm afraid I must file you...
715
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,898
under...
716
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,490
"Chicken Shit."
717
00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:25,865
And what if I did it?
718
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:28,200
Well, I definitely couldn't
file you under "Chicken Shit,"
719
00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:30,365
then, now, could I?
720
00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,738
What's your name again?
721
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,045
- Stuntman Mike.
- Well, Stuntman Mike...
722
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:37,671
I'm Butterfly.
723
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:42,276
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
724
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,082
Yeah, it is.
725
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,144
(quietly)
Yeah.
726
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:48,454
Well, why don't you go
get ready for your lap dance?
727
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,221
(sighs)
728
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,461
(door closes)
729
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:05,566
What about "kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,
730
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:07,474
"hysterically funny
but not funny-looking guy
731
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,378
who you could fuck"
did you not understand?
732
00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:13,440
~~
733
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:27,460
~ Aah. Aah ~
734
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:32,468
~ Aah. Aah ~
735
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:37,496
~ Now. Down in Mexicali ~
736
00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:42,103
~ There's a pretty
little place that I love ~
737
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:47,242
~ Where the drinks
are hotter than the chili sauce ~
738
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:52,085
~ And the boss is a cat named Joe ~
739
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,818
~ He wears a red bandanna ~
740
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,326
~ Plays a cool piano ~
741
00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:01,957
~ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ~
742
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:05,058
~ He wears a purple sash ~
743
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:07,434
~ And a black moustache ~
744
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:11,771
~ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ~
745
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:12,831
~ Well ~
746
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:16,869
~ The first time that I saw him ~
747
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:21,748
~ He was a-sitting on a piano stool ~
748
00:40:21,819 --> 00:40:26,813
~ I said. "Tell me. Then.
When does the fun begin?" ~
749
00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:31,487
~ He just winked his eye
and said. "Man. Be cool" ~
750
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:34,258
~ He wears a red bandanna ~
751
00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:36,856
~ Plays a blues piano ~
752
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:41,166
~ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ~
753
00:40:41,238 --> 00:40:44,230
~ He wears a purple sash ~
754
00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:46,742
~ And a black moustache ~
755
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:51,009
~ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ~
756
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:52,070
~ In Mexico ~
757
00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:55,482
~ All of a sudden. In walks a chick ~
758
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:56,645
~ In Mexico ~
759
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,780
~ Joe starts playing on a Latin kick ~
760
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:00,846
~ In Mexico ~
761
00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:04,088
~ Around her waist
she wore three fishnets ~
762
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:05,355
~ In Mexico ~
763
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:08,023
~ She started dancing
with the castanets ~
764
00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:09,463
~ In Mexico ~
765
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:12,593
~ I didn't know just what to expect ~
766
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:13,659
~ In Mexico ~
767
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:16,706
~ She threw her arms
around my neck ~
768
00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:17,763
~ In Mexico ~
769
00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:20,606
~ We started dancing
all around the floor ~
770
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:21,736
~ In Mexico ~
771
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:25,407
~ And then she did a dance
I never saw before ~
772
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:30,011
~ So if you're south of the border ~
773
00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:34,524
~ I mean a-down in a-Mexico ~
774
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:39,291
~ And you wanna get straight.
Man. Don't hesitate ~
775
00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:43,663
~ Just look up a cat named Joe ~
776
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:45,964
~ He wears a red bandanna ~
777
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,664
~ Plays a blues piano ~
778
00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:53,267
~ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ~
779
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,642
~ He wears a purple sash ~
780
00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:58,307
~ And a black moustache ~
781
00:41:58,382 --> 00:41:59,849
- ~ In a honky... ~
- (record skips)
782
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,612
(chattering)
783
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:02,947
I'm driving.
784
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:06,148
We're gonna go somewhere else,
gonna go hang out.
785
00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:07,212
Ready to go?
786
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:08,485
- (car door slams)
- Yeah.
787
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,322
- Bye.
- BOTH: Bye.
788
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:15,827
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
789
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,367
(both laugh)
790
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,595
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
791
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,672
He's just giving me a ride.
792
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:23,764
Oh, no doubt.
793
00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:26,139
Have a nice ride!
794
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,472
(both laughing)
795
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,410
Look, double fucks.
796
00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:33,678
(both tittering)
797
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,719
I am not gonna fuck him.
798
00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:37,219
I can hear you.
799
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:38,585
(laughing)
800
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:42,148
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- I can still hear you.
801
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,693
(both laugh again)
802
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:46,556
Bye.
803
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:47,688
Bye-bye!
804
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,992
(both lightly chuckle)
805
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:56,039
Wow, that's fucking scary.
806
00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:58,131
Yeah, well, I wanted it
to be impressive and...
807
00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,233
(sniffs)
Scary tends to impress.
808
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:02,839
Is it safe?
809
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:04,881
No, it's better than safe.
810
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,576
It's death-proof.
811
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,175
How do you make a car death-proof?
812
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,050
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
813
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:13,749
You've seen a movie where
a car gets into some smash-up
814
00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:16,258
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
815
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:17,316
Yeah.
816
00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:19,885
Well, how do you
think they accomplish that?
817
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:21,989
- CGI?
- (laughs)
818
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:26,002
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more often than not, you're right.
819
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:28,334
Tsk. But back
in the all-or-nothin' days...
820
00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:32,205
Vanishing Point days,
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
821
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,937
the White Line Fever days...
822
00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:36,980
real cars smashing into real cars.
823
00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,675
Real dumb people driving 'em.
824
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,776
So, give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,
825
00:43:42,853 --> 00:43:45,413
they take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere and...
826
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:46,478
Voila!
827
00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:49,993
You got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
828
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:55,123
That makes sense. I just didn't know
you could make a car death-proof.
829
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:58,999
Well, I can drive this baby into
a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.
830
00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:01,270
Just for the experience.
831
00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:03,101
(door squeaks)
832
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:04,162
(Pam chuckles)
833
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:10,242
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
834
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,838
Well, this is a movie car.
835
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:15,442
Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car...
836
00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:17,680
you know, shoot the crash
from the inside.
837
00:44:17,755 --> 00:44:20,690
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a "crash box."
838
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:21,782
(grunts, clears throat)
839
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:23,349
(metal clangs loudly)
840
00:44:23,427 --> 00:44:25,088
- There you go.
- (Pam chuckles)
841
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,460
You know, when you
asked to drive me home,
842
00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:29,431
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
843
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,492
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.
844
00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:34,469
You asked me for a ride,
and I said, "Yes."
845
00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:35,869
But look at the bright side, Pam...
846
00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:38,908
I won't be gettin' fresh,
putting my hand on your knee.
847
00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,637
(laughs)
848
00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:42,508
That is a bright side.
849
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:44,707
I thought so.
850
00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,511
(door creaks, slams)
851
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,882
(girls laughing)
852
00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,360
(girl screams)
853
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,227
(car speeds away)
854
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,795
(door slams, car idles loudly)
855
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,669
(Pam laughs)
856
00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:12,140
Well, Pam...
857
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,471
which way are you going?
858
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,375
- Left or right?
- Right.
859
00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,414
Ah, that's too bad.
860
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,106
Why?
861
00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:23,051
Well, because it was a 50/50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.
862
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,247
You see, we're both going left.
863
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:27,313
You could have just
as easily been going left, too,
864
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:28,688
and if that was the case,
865
00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:31,421
it would have been a while
before you started getting scared.
866
00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:33,861
But since
you're going the other way,
867
00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:35,489
I'm afraid...
868
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,967
you're gonna
have to start getting scared...
869
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:40,094
immediately.
870
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:41,262
What the fuck?!
871
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:44,300
(tires squealing)
872
00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:52,612
Cocksucking motherfucker!
873
00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:54,275
Just fucking let me out of here!
874
00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:55,909
I'll fucking rip your fucking...
875
00:45:55,986 --> 00:45:57,385
Stop the fucking car!
876
00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:59,285
Why are you being such a shit?
877
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,720
(screaming, tires squealing)
878
00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:04,722
(horn honks)
879
00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:06,228
(continues screaming, gasping)
880
00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:09,563
(tires squealing)
881
00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:20,506
(car frame squeaking, rattling)
882
00:46:24,214 --> 00:46:25,340
(grunting)
883
00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:32,788
(continues grunting)
884
00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:41,360
Okay.
885
00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:42,830
Here's the thing.
886
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:44,993
(shakily chuckles)
I get it.
887
00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:47,764
L... I know it's a joke,
and super funny.
888
00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:52,338
(gasping)
Um, but if you just stop right now,
889
00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,809
you know, and... and let me out,
890
00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:58,245
I'll never tell anybody
because I know it's a joke.
891
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,646
I know all about jokes.
892
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,149
Ha ha ha!
893
00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:04,654
(sniffs)
I promise everything'll be fine.
894
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:07,212
Just... just... just let me out.
895
00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:08,280
Please?
896
00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:10,121
- And... and... and...
- Hey, Pam!
897
00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:14,687
Remember when I said
this car was death proof?
898
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:18,030
- (frame rattling, squeaking)
- Well, that wasn't a lie.
899
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:20,695
This car is 100% death proof.
900
00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:24,574
Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
901
00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:27,633
you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
902
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,640
(car rumbles, idling)
903
00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,922
(gasps)
904
00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:45,621
(gasping, groaning)
905
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,032
(gurgles)
906
00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:54,365
(head slams against metal)
907
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:55,735
(sighs)
908
00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:08,677
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
909
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,882
(tires squeal)
910
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,155
No, no, no, no, no, no.
911
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:27,465
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick and Tich.
912
00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:29,930
So, you got it?
913
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:32,874
Thanks, honey.
You're gonna play it next song, right?
914
00:48:34,111 --> 00:48:35,976
Good boy.
915
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,377
(chuckles)
916
00:48:37,447 --> 00:48:39,108
Growl!
917
00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:41,241
Bye-bye.
918
00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:42,751
Who do you want to hear?
919
00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:44,719
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
920
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:46,050
Who?
921
00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:49,752
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
922
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,225
Who the fuck are they?
923
00:48:51,295 --> 00:48:54,093
For your information,
Pete Townshend, at one point,
924
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:55,927
almost quit The Who,
and if he had,
925
00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:57,660
he would have ended up in this group,
926
00:48:57,734 --> 00:49:01,465
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.
927
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,096
And if you ask me,
he should have.
928
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:06,573
- (song begins playing)
- That's my boy!
929
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:09,806
~~
930
00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:21,590
~ Hold tight. Count to three ~
931
00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:23,717
~ Gotta stay close by me ~
932
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,557
~ And hold tight. Sing and shout ~
933
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,494
~ Just ride my roundabout ~
934
00:49:27,564 --> 00:49:29,555
~ And hold tight. Shut your eyes ~
935
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:34,730
~ Girl. You suit me for size... ~
936
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:38,571
~ Forget the other guys ~
937
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:42,078
~ You'll never fall
each time you call ~
938
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:46,013
~ Hold tight. Hold tight ~
939
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:51,851
~ Hold tight... ~
940
00:49:51,922 --> 00:49:56,018
~ Hold tight. Make me feel.
What you say is for real ~
941
00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:57,958
~ And hold tight. Carousel ~
942
00:49:58,028 --> 00:49:59,620
~ Girl. You'll soon ring my bell ~
943
00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:01,789
~ And hold tight. We will fly ~
944
00:50:01,865 --> 00:50:06,962
~ Swinging low. Swinging high... ~
945
00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:10,871
~ We're gonna make the sky ~
946
00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:12,772
~ You'll never fall ~
947
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:15,539
(tires squeal)
948
00:50:15,612 --> 00:50:17,204
(engine revs)
949
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,611
(tires squealing)
950
00:50:23,387 --> 00:50:27,517
(engine revving)
951
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:43,903
~~
952
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,652
SHANNA: I want to hear
this part of the song louder!
953
00:51:25,615 --> 00:51:27,082
(Stuntman Mike screams)
954
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:38,894
(hissing)
955
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,996
(distant chattering)
956
00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:46,729
Do you remember anything?
957
00:51:46,803 --> 00:51:48,600
(phone rings)
958
00:51:48,672 --> 00:51:50,970
Uh... l... I don't remember.
959
00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:53,333
(door slams)
960
00:51:54,544 --> 00:51:55,977
EARL: Doctor Block.
961
00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:59,473
(indistinct voice over intercom)
962
00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:05,447
WOMAN: (over intercom)
Self-restraints to Room 310.
963
00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:07,922
Self-restraints to Room 310.
964
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:14,428
Well. What's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?
965
00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:16,728
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
966
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,631
Come on now, Sis.
967
00:52:18,702 --> 00:52:21,000
You just tell us.
968
00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:22,402
How bad is he?
969
00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:28,806
He got banged up real good.
970
00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:33,282
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
smashed up his left index finger.
971
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:34,544
Is that it?
972
00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:38,082
He was real lucky.
973
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,247
(chuckles)
974
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:42,053
That'll be all?
975
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:45,424
Well, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
976
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:50,756
(grunts)
Son of a bitch.
977
00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:53,894
So, Pop.
978
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,494
What do you think?
979
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:57,403
Well, Son Number One,
980
00:52:57,474 --> 00:53:01,638
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
981
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:04,943
Well, give it a shot.
982
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:08,041
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
983
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,848
That ol' boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
984
00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:14,687
I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet,
but they're dead just the same.
985
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:19,285
Well, what are you gonna do?
986
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,057
Not a goddamn thing.
987
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,395
D.A. Says there ain't no crime here.
988
00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:29,238
Every one of them gals was swimming
in alcohol and floatin' on weed,
989
00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:33,174
and old Hooper in there
came out clean as a whistle.
990
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:37,646
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatively murdered them gals?
991
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:39,477
Well, I can't prove it.
992
00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:42,712
But since thinkin' don't cost nothin',
I can think it, and I do.
993
00:53:42,786 --> 00:53:46,153
Yeah, but Pop, he got
pretty banged up himself.
994
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,748
Well, hell yeah,
he got banged up, but goddamn...
995
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:51,555
I mean, them pretty little gals in there
look like a goddamn giant
996
00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:53,323
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
997
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,761
Did any of 'em survive?
998
00:53:54,831 --> 00:53:56,731
(scoffs)
Shit.
999
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,268
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,
1000
00:53:59,336 --> 00:54:01,736
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton...
1001
00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:03,898
they all princess died.
1002
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:07,708
(Son sighs)
1003
00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:12,413
Why?
1004
00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:16,782
Well, I'd guesstimate
it's a sex thing.
1005
00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:18,844
The only way I can figure it.
1006
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:24,053
High-velocity impact,
twisted metal, busted glass,
1007
00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:27,187
all four souls taken
exactly the same time.
1008
00:54:28,531 --> 00:54:32,524
Probably the only way that diabolical
degenerate can shoot his goo.
1009
00:54:33,703 --> 00:54:36,228
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on
1010
00:54:36,306 --> 00:54:39,798
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.
1011
00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:42,743
That was just plain old,
goddamn reckless endangerment.
1012
00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:45,804
But I got me a goddamn bartender
1013
00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:49,511
gonna testify that ol' Stuntman
Mike didn't drink a drop all night.
1014
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,153
And his passenger
was left stranded by her date,
1015
00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:56,954
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.
1016
00:54:57,027 --> 00:55:00,861
Now, on paper, this is gonna look
like he was just trying to help her out.
1017
00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:03,228
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.
1018
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,495
So, what are you gonna do, Pop?
1019
00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:06,660
Tsk.
1020
00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:09,671
Well, I could take it
upon myself to work the case,