1 00:00:06,098 --> 00:00:09,131 Uh, sex. Ha ha ha. 2 00:00:09,131 --> 00:00:10,782 Well, yeah, sex. 3 00:00:10,859 --> 00:00:15,120 Um...what do you say, really, you know? 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,922 Uh, you like a guy, you do it with him, 5 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,880 sometimes he calls. Sometimes he doesn´t. 6 00:00:25,138 --> 00:00:27,710 Oh...hi. -What are you doing here? 7 00:00:27,749 --> 00:00:30,245 I had a lunch break, so I came by to say hello. 8 00:00:30,283 --> 00:00:32,050 God, your teacher is such afox. 9 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:33,930 He´s coming back. He´s coming back. 10 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:37,615 Uh, why don´twe talk about that...later? 11 00:00:37,654 --> 00:00:39,765 And I just want to say that the burning sensation... 12 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,032 is totally normal. 13 00:00:42,644 --> 00:00:45,177 Um, sex is really fun. 14 00:00:46,368 --> 00:00:48,633 When you´re old enough, 15 00:00:48,671 --> 00:00:50,782 which none of you are. 16 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,242 Trust me, I should know. 17 00:00:52,242 --> 00:00:55,390 ´Cause when you lose it to some guy named Junior-- 18 00:00:55,428 --> 00:00:56,887 with bad breath in the back of a van... 19 00:00:56,887 --> 00:00:59,075 at a Guns ´N´ Roses concert... 20 00:00:59,152 --> 00:01:01,071 you´ll wish you listened to your mother when she said, 21 00:01:01,109 --> 00:01:03,029 "Nobody´s gonna wanna buy the whole ice cream truck... 22 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:05,946 when you´re handing out the popsicles for free." 23 00:01:07,597 --> 00:01:08,979 Ahh! 24 00:01:09,017 --> 00:01:09,977 Any questions? 25 00:01:14,353 --> 00:01:17,617 Oh, I know it´s hard... 26 00:01:18,615 --> 00:01:20,419 I mean difficult, difficult, 27 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,684 but safe sex is really important. 28 00:01:22,723 --> 00:01:27,445 OK, so just imagine that the bananas... 29 00:01:27,482 --> 00:01:29,402 are the real thing. 30 00:01:29,441 --> 00:01:34,048 In a land called Every Man´s Fantasy. 31 00:01:34,086 --> 00:01:36,160 God, I can´t do this. 32 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:40,727 That´s because we don´t have sex with bananas. 33 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:42,953 OK, wait a second. 34 00:01:42,992 --> 00:01:44,644 Do you really think she hooked up with our Rob? 35 00:01:44,682 --> 00:01:46,064 I mean, they´re so different. 36 00:01:46,102 --> 00:01:48,404 Well, sometimes opposites attract. 37 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:49,672 You know what, though? 38 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,359 I feel like I´m really ready to do it. 39 00:01:52,397 --> 00:01:56,466 You know, like, have sex for the first time. 40 00:01:58,270 --> 00:02:01,609 It´s a big deal. -I know. 41 00:02:01,609 --> 00:02:03,185 Just make sure you´ve found the right person. 42 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,641 You know, Adélie penguins, 43 00:02:05,679 --> 00:02:07,714 they spend their whole lives... 44 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,403 looking for that one other penguin, 45 00:02:09,442 --> 00:02:11,899 and when they meet them, they know, 46 00:02:11,937 --> 00:02:14,548 and they spend the rest of their lives together. 47 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:16,237 But I´m not a penguin. 48 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:17,925 Oh, it´s an analogy. 49 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:22,455 Excuse me. 50 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,720 I have to go die now. 51 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:29,250 Hey, kids, Cindy here. 52 00:02:29,288 --> 00:02:30,440 Bad news about the prom. 53 00:02:31,592 --> 00:02:33,243 East Glen East is gonna do Millennium, too. 54 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,429 What?! 55 00:02:40,805 --> 00:02:43,339 Calm down. Calm down. 56 00:02:43,378 --> 00:02:45,067 Calm down! Sit! 57 00:02:47,714 --> 00:02:50,096 OK, let´s focus, all right? It´s--it´s prom theme. 58 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:51,707 All we need is a new idea. 59 00:02:52,707 --> 00:02:54,894 Um, how about Under the Sea? 60 00:02:54,932 --> 00:02:56,353 Yeah, right. 61 00:02:56,392 --> 00:02:58,349 Oh, please. -Been done. 62 00:02:58,388 --> 00:02:59,385 How--how about the eighties? 63 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:03,609 What do you think we are, amateurs? 64 00:03:06,947 --> 00:03:09,098 All right. All right. 65 00:03:09,136 --> 00:03:10,019 Josie. 66 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:14,012 That´s not a theme. 67 00:03:14,087 --> 00:03:16,698 Thankyou. Uh, no... 68 00:03:17,888 --> 00:03:20,154 OK, Josie will have the answer. 69 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:33,820 Uh, h-how--how--how about Meantfor Each Other: 70 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:36,162 Famous Couples Throughout History. 71 00:03:40,806 --> 00:03:44,262 Absolutely. Absolutely! 72 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,026 we love it. -That was so brilliant. 73 00:04:45,838 --> 00:04:47,143 Here, try these. 74 00:04:52,632 --> 00:04:54,936 Gus, listen, it is a great story. 75 00:04:54,974 --> 00:04:57,046 They keep the tags on... 76 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,503 and then they return the clothes afterthey´ve worn them. 77 00:05:00,502 --> 00:05:01,539 Gus? 78 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:02,729 Hi. 79 00:05:02,806 --> 00:05:03,687 Hi. -What´s up? 80 00:05:03,764 --> 00:05:05,799 I was just looking at this cardigan. 81 00:05:05,837 --> 00:05:08,218 Isn´t it cool? 82 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,738 Oh, my God. Like, there goes another lemming. 83 00:05:37,048 --> 00:05:40,388 Good play! Good play! -Go, Rob! 84 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,732 Go, sexy boys. 85 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:44,112 You guys, victory dance. 86 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:46,107 Kegger party tonight at my house. 87 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,912 Yeah! 88 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,177 Hey, that was a great play, Rob. Great play. 89 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,289 You know, you may be just what South Glen needs... 90 00:05:52,289 --> 00:05:53,671 to win state this year. 91 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:55,745 Will I get to play in the championship game? 92 00:05:55,782 --> 00:05:58,008 Play in? You´re gonna start! Short stop, and listen, 93 00:05:58,008 --> 00:05:59,543 I don´twant to put extra pressure on you, 94 00:05:59,581 --> 00:06:01,310 but there´s going to be some pro scouts out there looking. 95 00:06:01,348 --> 00:06:04,917 Thanks, Coach Romano. -You´re welcome. 96 00:06:04,957 --> 00:06:07,145 Just glad to be part of a team again. 97 00:06:10,255 --> 00:06:13,748 Josie, you´ve totally transitioned. 98 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,323 Transitioned? 99 00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:16,550 Yeah, you crossed over... 100 00:06:16,588 --> 00:06:17,510 Into our group. 101 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:19,199 It´s so hard to do. 102 00:06:19,199 --> 00:06:21,079 People try all through school to transition, 103 00:06:21,118 --> 00:06:22,040 and never make it. 104 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:23,076 Wannabes. 105 00:06:26,723 --> 00:06:29,143 Guy is totally crunching on you. 106 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:37,857 Do I want to be crunched? 107 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:39,660 By Guy? 108 00:06:39,698 --> 00:06:42,002 Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. 109 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,940 Hi. 110 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:55,168 Splendiferous? 111 00:06:55,245 --> 00:06:56,935 Totally. 112 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,160 I´m not going to her again. 113 00:07:00,198 --> 00:07:01,466 She calls it a pedicure? 114 00:07:06,187 --> 00:07:07,492 She wants me. 115 00:07:11,293 --> 00:07:13,404 Bye. Out. Good night. Bye. 116 00:07:13,442 --> 00:07:17,166 Ms. Haskell is gone and forgotten. Next... 117 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,891 sack races at the company picnic. 118 00:07:19,891 --> 00:07:20,852 Yes or no? 119 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:24,997 Sorry I´m late. 120 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:26,265 I love that top. 121 00:07:26,303 --> 00:07:27,685 Thank you. The horse shoes. 122 00:07:27,722 --> 00:07:28,913 It´s all about horse shoes. 123 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:30,447 Excuse me? 124 00:07:30,447 --> 00:07:31,601 I´m trying to get to a tennis game. 125 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,829 Could you please tell me, 126 00:07:32,867 --> 00:07:34,787 what is the status of your story, Ms. Geller? 127 00:07:34,825 --> 00:07:36,052 Oh, uh, great. 128 00:07:36,052 --> 00:07:37,781 Totally rufus. 129 00:07:37,819 --> 00:07:40,775 Is this something I possibly could see? 130 00:07:42,158 --> 00:07:43,654 I--I have some notes. 131 00:07:43,693 --> 00:07:47,877 I don´t need your notes. I need your story. 132 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:50,487 Though I must speak for all of us here, 133 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:54,134 I have seen your tapes. Compelling stuff. 134 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:57,321 But I want the story in two weeks. 135 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,703 Two weeks, Ms. Geller, 136 00:07:58,741 --> 00:08:01,197 or I´ll "rufus" you right outta here. 137 00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:03,117 I think you´re going to be a great reporter, 138 00:08:03,156 --> 00:08:07,724 but if you aren´t, you and Gus are fired. 139 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,065 Next order of business. 140 00:08:11,103 --> 00:08:13,790 Yes or no? 141 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:43,580 Hello, you guys. 142 00:08:46,037 --> 00:08:48,916 Hi, guys. -I´m Rob´s prom date. 143 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:50,259 Really? -Yeah. 144 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,714 Oh, my God. Wow! 145 00:08:53,753 --> 00:08:56,362 Yeah...yeah... 146 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,319 She´s 16 years old, Rob. -l know. And a gymnast. 147 00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:01,929 Rob, it´s completely and totally illegal. 148 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,503 I´ll tell you why, for the following reasons-- 149 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:08,724 Hi. -Hi. 150 00:09:09,377 --> 00:09:10,721 Uh... 151 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,100 I gotta talk to you. 152 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,252 I need some air. 153 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:17,516 I´ll see you around the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson. 154 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,426 Hey, Rob? 155 00:09:23,465 --> 00:09:25,153 What do you want to be when you grow up? 156 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,151 Ball player. 157 00:09:27,189 --> 00:09:30,490 Yeah, I know, but, I mean, what if you don´t make it? 158 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,641 I mean, you don´t want to be working... 159 00:09:32,717 --> 00:09:35,442 at the mail place for the rest of your life. 160 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,053 Uh, it´s OK for an after-school job, but... 161 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:41,355 "Hi, I´m Rob and I run the Tiki Post"? 162 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,618 Totally lame. 163 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:53,639 Is this like a lemon meringue pie color or something? 164 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,326 It´s--it´s, uh... 165 00:09:56,326 --> 00:09:57,823 Oh, you know what? 166 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,433 Maybe we should go into another room. 167 00:10:00,471 --> 00:10:03,121 Uh, I´ve checked each and every one of these rooms. 168 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:06,270 There´s, I mean, serious couples in there. 169 00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:08,802 This is fine. This is fine. 170 00:10:16,404 --> 00:10:20,205 Someone´s gettin´ hooked up. -Yeah, baby. 171 00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:31,604 Wow. Rob´s sister is a loser. 172 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:39,551 Um, please come here. 173 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,587 I need to talk to you about something. 174 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:46,807 It´s a comfy bed. 175 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,958 OK. 176 00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:50,569 Yeah, it´s nice. It´s nice. 177 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:53,179 Uh... 178 00:10:54,599 --> 00:10:56,328 I know that you´ve probably already heard... 179 00:10:56,366 --> 00:11:00,090 that I want to ask you to prom, but, uh... 180 00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:04,197 there´s something different about it asking in person. 181 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:09,341 I know that we didn´t hit it off in the beginning. 182 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,492 And, uh, I--I really-- 183 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:12,490 Yes. 184 00:11:14,754 --> 00:11:16,136 Yes. 185 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:19,899 It´s rufus. 186 00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:23,122 Uh... 187 00:11:23,161 --> 00:11:24,428 Where do I pick you up? 188 00:11:24,428 --> 00:11:26,348 How do we arrange this? What do I do? 189 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,917 Uh, we can meet here at Rob´s, 190 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,450 and we can all share a limousine together. 191 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:38,017 Thank you. 192 00:11:41,281 --> 00:11:43,622 H-h-have a good evening. 193 00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:45,541 And--and thank you. 194 00:11:56,598 --> 00:11:59,094 Hey, Josie. Hey, Rob. 195 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,628 Lookin´ good, guys. 196 00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:03,508 Josie, Robster, rufus kegger. 197 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:05,543 You were wasted. 198 00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:07,731 It´s so unbelievable. 199 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,689 I waited my whole life to fit in, 200 00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:11,340 and I finally feel like I do. 201 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:12,568 You do. 202 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,949 Hey, Rob. Hi, Josie. 203 00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:17,059 Who did Archie date, Betty or Veronica? 204 00:12:17,098 --> 00:12:19,478 Yeah, both. -See? 205 00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:21,436 I always liked Betty better. 206 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,587 Really? 207 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:24,776 Betty was so fun and spunky. 208 00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:26,924 I mean, Veronica had the great legs. 209 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,116 She was too moody. 210 00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:29,575 Very high maintenance. 211 00:12:29,612 --> 00:12:32,223 You can´t refuse to sell me a ticket to prom! 212 00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:33,950 Listen, Alpo, 213 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:36,023 we can do whatever we want to. 214 00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:38,558 Oh, I see. You can´t count change? 215 00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:40,553 My God, I´ll like make it easy, OK? 216 00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:42,049 Here´s the money. I´m taking the ticket. 217 00:12:45,544 --> 00:12:46,619 Oh, my God! 218 00:12:47,848 --> 00:12:48,922 She was mocking us. 219 00:12:48,922 --> 00:12:50,228 Did you see that? 220 00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,147 We got ta make her dog food. Seriously. 221 00:12:52,184 --> 00:12:53,259 She is going down. 222 00:13:00,555 --> 00:13:01,860 Oh, I almost forgot. 223 00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:03,011 I got you a meeting with the admissions guy... 224 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,009 from Dartmouth. 225 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:05,928 Dartmouth? 226 00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:08,001 But, um... 227 00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:09,037 I wasn´t going to go to college. 228 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:10,420 No, no. I pulled some strings. 229 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,762 And I got them to look at your writing, 230 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:14,527 and, he agreed to meet with you. 231 00:13:16,023 --> 00:13:17,983 You believe in me that much? 232 00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:19,902 Of course I do, Josie. 233 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,090 You owe it to yourself, to your writing, 234 00:13:22,128 --> 00:13:23,395 to go to college. 235 00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:26,274 You are a great writer. 236 00:13:26,274 --> 00:13:28,462 You just have to find your story. 237 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,069 He is your story. 238 00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:35,642 You´re crazy. No. 239 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,639 No! 240 00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:37,752 No. 241 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:38,713 What do you mean no? 242 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,822 He´s got it all-- sex, intrigue, 243 00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:44,049 immorality in the education system. 244 00:13:44,087 --> 00:13:45,316 He´s my teacher. 245 00:13:45,354 --> 00:13:46,813 Yeah, that´s the best part. 246 00:13:46,852 --> 00:13:49,577 "Student-teacher Relations: How Close is Too Close?" 247 00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:51,650 Josie, we´re gonna blow the lid off it. 248 00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,108 There is no lid. 249 00:13:53,146 --> 00:13:56,142 There´s nothing going on between Sa-- 250 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,597 Mr. Coulson and me. -Who are you kidding? 251 00:13:58,597 --> 00:14:00,863 Everyone in this office is here every day, watching you two. 252 00:14:00,902 --> 00:14:02,244 It´s like the goddamn Young and the Restless. 253 00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:04,853 Rigfort is salivating over it. 254 00:14:04,893 --> 00:14:06,313 You pitched this to Rigfort? 255 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:09,693 Josie, this isn´t a joke. 256 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,842 You heard Rigfort. Both our asses are on the line. 257 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,300 Now, this is the story. 258 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:15,873 Call me when you´ve got it. 259 00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:38,369 Josie, you look so... 260 00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,172 Rufus? 261 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,054 Yes, exactly. 262 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:43,052 Major rufus. 263 00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:45,317 What are you supposed to be? 264 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:46,814 Duh. 265 00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:51,806 Tom Cruise. Risky Business. 266 00:14:53,915 --> 00:14:55,990 That´s nice. 267 00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:02,015 Thank you for everything, Rob. 268 00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:05,049 It´s all really happening, 269 00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:06,546 and I know it´s because of you. 270 00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,566 My wallet. 271 00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,025 Where are you gonna put it? 272 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:45,779 Come on, beautiful. 273 00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,200 Let´s go. 274 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:01,711 Hey, how you doing? 275 00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:04,130 Hello! If you don´t hurry, 276 00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,547 we´re gonna miss the whole thing. 277 00:16:06,547 --> 00:16:07,891 Yeah, we´ll talk. 278 00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:14,801 Oh, my God. 279 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,412 You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea. 280 00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:19,599 Uh-uh. I´m Disco Barbie. 281 00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,098 And I´m Evening Gown Barbie. 282 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:22,978 Hey... 283 00:16:22,978 --> 00:16:26,432 Josie darling, you look rufus. 284 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,968 Who are you guys? 285 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:29,543 Wait, wait, wait. Don´t tell me. 286 00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:30,501 You´re Medieval Barbie? 287 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:31,462 Get over it. 288 00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:33,918 We´re Rosalind and Orlando. 289 00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,605 Shakespeare? 290 00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:39,984 Look, I get to have a sword. 291 00:16:40,022 --> 00:16:44,130 Oh, my God! -That is so awesome! 292 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,510 It´s so big. I want a sword. 293 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,153 All right, look at this place. 294 00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:53,190 Yeah. 295 00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,875 Come on, let´s dance. I´m Tom Cruise. 296 00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:01,711 Hi. How are you? 297 00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:07,932 This is the most beautiful prom I´ve ever been to. 298 00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:11,271 Work, work, work. Work it. Merk, Merk. 299 00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:17,375 Thanks. 300 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,872 I guess I know... 301 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,752 Kristin, what are you doing? 302 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,364 Practicing my surprise face for when they name prom court. 303 00:17:23,402 --> 00:17:24,439 Ohh. 304 00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:27,816 Oh, sorry. There´s no room at this table. 305 00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:31,311 It´s just too bad for them. 306 00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,229 Heh heh heh heh. 307 00:17:33,268 --> 00:17:34,573 Oh, wait. I forgot. 308 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:37,606 A little surprise for ya. 309 00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:38,834 Did I miss the crowning? 310 00:17:38,873 --> 00:17:40,561 No, but I´m closing the pool in 5 minutes. 311 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,944 Josie´s odds are 3 to 1. 312 00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:42,903 2 to 1 for the prom court. 313 00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:45,207 Even money that that kid pokes himself with the sword... 314 00:17:45,246 --> 00:17:46,167 by the end of the evening. 315 00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:53,383 The time is now to start the show... 316 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,375 OK, maybe we should sit down. 317 00:17:57,414 --> 00:17:58,336 OK. 318 00:17:58,374 --> 00:17:59,295 OK. 319 00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:01,215 Whoa. 320 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,176 No. 321 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,672 Are you having fun yet? 322 00:18:03,711 --> 00:18:05,552 Uh, yeah. 323 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,743 Definitely. 324 00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:08,548 Guess what. -What? 325 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:11,849 Gibby gave me champagne. -That´s nice. 326 00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:15,073 Rob... 327 00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,647 I´ve been thinking. 328 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,564 And I think... 329 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,331 I mean, I know... 330 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:23,865 You´re the one. 331 00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:26,552 Oh. Heh heh. 332 00:18:26,591 --> 00:18:28,472 My penguin. 333 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,775 I want you to be my first. 334 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,500 Once the floor stops spinning, -Oh, God. 335 00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:35,036 Let´s have sex. 336 00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,339 You´re gonna hurtyourself. Putthat down. 337 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:42,177 All right. Um... 338 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,746 Tell you what, Tracy. -What? 339 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,318 I´m flattered... 340 00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:50,238 But, um... 341 00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:53,385 I´d say I´m gonna go get some more punch, 342 00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:56,534 and then we´ll go on the dance floor and boogie. 343 00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:58,491 That´s good. 344 00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,064 No. Oh... 345 00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:02,407 Help. I´m stuck. 346 00:19:02,446 --> 00:19:03,405 Brett. 347 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:18,145 You guys, what is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom? 348 00:19:18,184 --> 00:19:20,219 Heh. That you would trip on your Barbie heels, 349 00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:21,487 and I´d be named prom queen? 350 00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:25,594 Did I just say that out loud? 351 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,222 So, who are you supposed to be other than freaks? 352 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,182 Yeah. 353 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,753 We´re DNA. Double helix. 354 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,443 Oh, but I guess you´d actually know that... 355 00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:45,364 if you´d passed Bio. 356 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:48,013 No, no, no. 357 00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:50,430 Don´t touch the hydrogen. It´s rented. 358 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:51,392 Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 359 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:56,535 Give it upfor Mr. Coulson and Ms. Knox. 360 00:19:57,494 --> 00:20:00,335 OK, OK. Enough. 361 00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,985 Well, our 1999 prom court. 362 00:20:03,023 --> 00:20:05,211 And the princesses are... 363 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,052 Miss Kristin Davis... 364 00:20:10,624 --> 00:20:13,695 Miss Kirsten Liosis and Miss Gibby Zerefski. 365 00:20:18,378 --> 00:20:20,490 And the princes are... 366 00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:22,755 Mr. Thomas Salomme... 367 00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:27,283 Mr. Jason Way... 368 00:20:27,322 --> 00:20:29,243 And Mr. Rob... 369 00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:30,510 Mr. Rob... 370 00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:33,197 Mr. Rob! Yeah! 371 00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:34,464 Mr. Rob! 372 00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:37,074 That´s me! 373 00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:40,183 Yeah! 374 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,527 All right! 375 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,859 Next up, South Glen´s prom king-- 376 00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:50,779 Guy Perkins. 377 00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,339 Very nice. 378 00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:01,335 And this year´s prom queen-- 379 00:21:03,102 --> 00:21:04,790 ladies and gentlemen... 380 00:21:08,630 --> 00:21:10,050 Josie Geller. 381 00:21:12,007 --> 00:21:13,927 Yeah! 382 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,532 Yeah! 383 00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:43,870 I knew you could do it, girl. 384 00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:50,011 Yeah! 385 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,817 And as is custom... 386 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:52,930 the king and the queen... 387 00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:54,925 will now have their first dance. 388 00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:19,457 I never made it to my prom. 389 00:22:19,495 --> 00:22:20,454 Really? 390 00:22:21,452 --> 00:22:23,296 I only made it to the parking lot. 391 00:22:27,787 --> 00:22:30,320 Tell me what you´re thinking. 392 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,316 I was thinking about Shakespeare. 393 00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:36,462 How he described a night like this. 394 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,378 "Look how the floor of heaven... 395 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:44,064 is thick inlaid with pateens of bright gold." 396 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,906 What are you thinking about? 397 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,743 My sword. 398 00:22:52,508 --> 00:22:53,967 Oh. Heh heh. 399 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,227 Josie, you rock my world. 400 00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:03,067 You´re like the most amazing girl that I´ve ever...dated. 401 00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:09,323 You´re so fun to be with. You´re smart. You´re... 402 00:23:09,361 --> 00:23:10,782 crazy. 403 00:23:10,782 --> 00:23:11,780 You are... 404 00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:14,890 You rock my world. 405 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:16,233 Heh. 406 00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:20,187 You said that already. -Yeah. 407 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,210 Is this chocolate? OK. 408 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,279 Hey. -Hi. 409 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:57,541 Wow. Josie, you make a really beautiful prom queen. 410 00:23:57,579 --> 00:23:59,191 Really? 411 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,418 Thanks. So do you. 412 00:24:01,455 --> 00:24:04,028 Heh. You know, I always feel like kind of a goofball... 413 00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:05,141 in these penguin suits, 414 00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:06,868 like I´m at my own wedding or something. 415 00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:11,936 Do you wanna-- do you wanna... 416 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,696 OK. 417 00:24:18,539 --> 00:24:19,882 Hello. 418 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,570 Aldys, I figured since it´s prom, 419 00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:25,256 let´s put all the shit behind us, 420 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,789 and I would love nothing more than to dance with you. 421 00:24:32,858 --> 00:24:34,661 All right. 422 00:24:34,701 --> 00:24:36,121 That´s, of course, 423 00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:38,731 if it´s OK with the rest of the double helix. 424 00:24:38,731 --> 00:24:40,996 Yes? OK? 425 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:57,580 Haven´t had a dream in a long time 426 00:24:58,809 --> 00:25:01,150 See the life I´ve had to make... 427 00:25:01,189 --> 00:25:02,609 You know what´s funny? 428 00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:05,259 Proms always make me a little sad. 429 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:06,371 They´re so final. 430 00:25:06,448 --> 00:25:07,676 You know, graduation, 431 00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:09,750 everyone scattering, moving on. 432 00:25:11,017 --> 00:25:13,050 Is your girlfriend here? 433 00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:16,813 No, no. I´m alone. 434 00:25:17,773 --> 00:25:21,535 Infact, we broke up last week. 435 00:25:22,532 --> 00:25:23,454 Really? 436 00:25:23,492 --> 00:25:25,718 That´s funny because, you know, 437 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,406 actually, prom comes from "promenade," 438 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,326 And you can´t promenade alone, can you? 439 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,935 You´re amazing, Josie Geller. 440 00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:56,008 Oh, oh. Come here. -Come on. 441 00:25:56,045 --> 00:25:57,236 Come on. 442 00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:05,414 Have you thought about Dartmouth anymore? 443 00:26:07,448 --> 00:26:08,906 Yes. 444 00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:12,592 And, um... 445 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,857 There´s something that I want to tell you. 446 00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:21,844 Tell him what?! 447 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,224 No, no, no, not now. Not now! 448 00:26:27,257 --> 00:26:28,676 There´s... 449 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,019 There´s something I want to tell you, too. 450 00:27:08,562 --> 00:27:09,484 No! 451 00:27:09,521 --> 00:27:10,483 No! 452 00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:21,347 I knew it. 453 00:27:21,385 --> 00:27:22,883 You are a loser! 454 00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,608 You ruined everything. 455 00:27:24,608 --> 00:27:27,488 You so do not deserve to be prom queen! 456 00:27:28,831 --> 00:27:30,405 Let me tell you something. 457 00:27:30,444 --> 00:27:31,865 I don´t care... 458 00:27:31,865 --> 00:27:34,705 about being your stupid prom queen. 459 00:27:34,743 --> 00:27:37,122 I´m 25 years old! 460 00:27:37,161 --> 00:27:38,390 I´m an undercover reporter... 461 00:27:38,428 --> 00:27:40,080 for the Chicago Sun-Times. 462 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,228 And I have been beating my brains out... 463 00:27:43,267 --> 00:27:45,762 trying to impress you people. 464 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,065 Let me tell you something, Gibby, 465 00:27:48,103 --> 00:27:50,559 Kirsten, Kristin, 466 00:27:50,598 --> 00:27:52,096 you will spend your lives... 467 00:27:52,134 --> 00:27:54,207 trying to figure out how to keep others down... 468 00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:56,933 because it makes you feel more important. 469 00:27:56,972 --> 00:27:59,043 Why her? 470 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,963 Let me tell you something... 471 00:28:01,002 --> 00:28:01,924 about this girl. 472 00:28:01,962 --> 00:28:04,341 She is unbelievable. 473 00:28:04,379 --> 00:28:06,991 I was new here, and she befriended me, 474 00:28:07,107 --> 00:28:08,296 no questions asked. 475 00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:11,058 But you, you were only my friend... 476 00:28:11,097 --> 00:28:14,130 after my brother Rob... 477 00:28:14,168 --> 00:28:15,591 posed as a student... 478 00:28:15,629 --> 00:28:18,661 and told you to like me. 479 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,657 Robbie Rob? Ew. 480 00:28:20,696 --> 00:28:22,154 All of you people-- 481 00:28:22,194 --> 00:28:24,380 there is a big world out there, 482 00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:26,223 bigger than prom, 483 00:28:26,223 --> 00:28:27,797 bigger than high school, 484 00:28:27,835 --> 00:28:32,366 and it won´t matter if you were the prom queen... 485 00:28:32,404 --> 00:28:36,050 or the...the quarterback of the football team... 486 00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:42,385 or...the biggest nerd in school. 487 00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,151 Find out who you are... 488 00:28:44,151 --> 00:28:47,644 and try not to be afraid of it. 489 00:28:47,683 --> 00:28:50,253 E-excuse me. 490 00:28:57,933 --> 00:28:59,698 Whoo! 491 00:28:59,736 --> 00:29:02,462 Whoo! Yeah! 492 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,421 That was just like Carrie. 493 00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:06,761 I thought she was gonna kill us all. 494 00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:11,099 All right, you guys. Go Rams. 495 00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:12,904 Well, all right. 496 00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:15,091 Can somebody take the Alpo girls outside... 497 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:16,359 and hose ´em off? 498 00:29:16,435 --> 00:29:20,043 South Glen class of 1999, 499 00:29:20,081 --> 00:29:23,345 are you ready to party?! 500 00:29:30,332 --> 00:29:33,135 Hello. We lost the feed. Gus is going nuts. 501 00:29:33,135 --> 00:29:34,325 He´s calling every five minutes. 502 00:29:34,363 --> 00:29:35,783 Did you get the story? 503 00:29:35,823 --> 00:29:36,819 No. 504 00:29:36,819 --> 00:29:39,354 Please tell me you got something on Coulson. 505 00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:40,735 No. 506 00:29:49,374 --> 00:29:51,485 I´m just gonna go. 507 00:30:01,504 --> 00:30:02,963 So... 508 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,573 Surprise. 509 00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:09,220 S-surprise, you were doing a story on me? 510 00:30:09,258 --> 00:30:12,099 No, I couldn´t. I mean... 511 00:30:12,138 --> 00:30:14,940 Surprise, I was hoping... 512 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,550 What? What, you were hoping what? What? 513 00:30:17,588 --> 00:30:18,626 That--that I´d be happy? 514 00:30:18,664 --> 00:30:21,504 Why? Because itturns out I was allowed to be attracted to you? 515 00:30:21,581 --> 00:30:23,233 You were attracted to me? 516 00:30:23,271 --> 00:30:26,035 God damn it, Josie, you set me upfor a story. 517 00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,532 No, I--I-- 518 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:30,066 Just--just dropthe act. 519 00:30:30,103 --> 00:30:31,294 OK? 520 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,943 I mean, every word out of your mouth... 521 00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:35,363 has been a complete lie. 522 00:30:36,591 --> 00:30:38,358 I don´t know you at all. 523 00:30:38,396 --> 00:30:41,198 Look, if we could just spend some time together, 524 00:30:41,198 --> 00:30:43,733 you could get to know me again. 525 00:30:49,221 --> 00:30:51,140 Wait. Please don´t walk away. 526 00:30:53,829 --> 00:30:56,285 I just can´t look at you the same way. 527 00:31:13,637 --> 00:31:15,287 Rob. 528 00:31:16,247 --> 00:31:17,744 Hey, Josie. 529 00:31:17,782 --> 00:31:20,508 Came by to check on you. I was worried about you. 530 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,274 Really? 531 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,157 No. 532 00:31:23,195 --> 00:31:25,039 Not really. 533 00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:28,608 Not really, Josie. 534 00:31:28,608 --> 00:31:30,642 How could you do this to me? 535 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,947 I helped you. I got you everything you wanted. 536 00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:34,483 And how do you repay me? 537 00:31:34,521 --> 00:31:35,903 You blow everything... 538 00:31:35,941 --> 00:31:37,707 two days before the championship. 539 00:31:37,746 --> 00:31:39,741 I wasn´t even thinking. 540 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,816 No, you weren´t. 541 00:31:42,198 --> 00:31:45,269 Did it ever occur to you that the only time I´ve been happy... 542 00:31:45,307 --> 00:31:47,727 in the past five years is when I´m playing ball, 543 00:31:47,803 --> 00:31:49,261 when I´m part of a team? 544 00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:52,371 Josie, it´s not even about playing. 545 00:31:52,409 --> 00:31:54,213 I taught those guys things, 546 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:55,173 I helped them. 547 00:31:55,173 --> 00:31:56,518 My life had meaning. 548 00:31:56,556 --> 00:31:58,436 I... 549 00:31:58,474 --> 00:32:00,931 Justforget about it. It´s over. 550 00:32:00,931 --> 00:32:03,965 Back to the Tiki Post. Totally lame. 551 00:32:04,963 --> 00:32:07,342 Josie Geller blows her cover. 552 00:32:07,381 --> 00:32:09,185 And we were scooped. 553 00:32:10,337 --> 00:32:11,794 We´ve got nothing. 554 00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:14,136 Zippo. 555 00:32:14,174 --> 00:32:18,053 Josie, you totally and completely screwed both of us. 556 00:32:18,092 --> 00:32:22,083 Maybe--maybe I could talk to Rigfort, 557 00:32:22,161 --> 00:32:24,080 tell him the whole story. 558 00:32:24,156 --> 00:32:26,997 You know, I´ll tell you a story, OK? 559 00:32:27,035 --> 00:32:29,916 It´s about this shy copy editor... 560 00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:33,408 who makes a total mockery of herself and her boss... 561 00:32:33,447 --> 00:32:35,405 when she completely botches... 562 00:32:35,481 --> 00:32:37,824 her first assignment as a reporter. 563 00:32:41,355 --> 00:32:44,310 We are not...screwed. 564 00:32:44,348 --> 00:32:46,230 Yes, I made a mistake. 565 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:49,033 But we will have a story, OK? 566 00:32:49,071 --> 00:32:53,332 You will have an amazing story. 567 00:32:59,282 --> 00:33:00,358 Please. 568 00:33:02,123 --> 00:33:04,350 Oh, please. Oh, please. 569 00:33:16,826 --> 00:33:18,746 Excuse me, gentlemen. 570 00:33:18,784 --> 00:33:22,393 I suggest you cover up what you don´t want seen. 571 00:33:22,431 --> 00:33:24,198 Thank you. 572 00:33:29,571 --> 00:33:31,569 Coach Romano? -Yeah. 573 00:33:31,606 --> 00:33:33,679 I´m Josie Geller from the Chicago Sun-Times, 574 00:33:33,756 --> 00:33:35,713 and I have a favor to ask you. 575 00:33:35,751 --> 00:33:38,477 Do you know the sports guy--Jim Lankin? 576 00:33:38,515 --> 00:33:39,859 Sure. Everybody knows Big Jim. 577 00:33:39,897 --> 00:33:41,779 They try to get him to come out and watch all their games. Why? 578 00:33:41,817 --> 00:33:43,890 Well, what if I told you... 579 00:33:43,928 --> 00:33:46,118 that I can guarantee you that Big Jim... 580 00:33:46,118 --> 00:33:47,691 and every other reporter in the area... 581 00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:49,495 would cover your game? 582 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:52,374 Well, I´d say you could have whatever you wanted, young lady. 583 00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:57,173 Someone once told me... 584 00:33:57,250 --> 00:34:00,167 that to write well, you have to write what you know. 585 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,125 This is what I know-- 586 00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:04,237 I´m 25 years old, 587 00:34:04,313 --> 00:34:06,732 and I have never really kissed a guy. 588 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:10,801 A geek to the core, most of my childhood years were spent... 589 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,681 doing extra homework I requested from the teacher. 590 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,597 High school was more of the same. 591 00:34:16,674 --> 00:34:18,133 Then, at 17, 592 00:34:18,133 --> 00:34:20,897 it seemed as if my luck was aboutto change. 593 00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:23,776 The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom, 594 00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:27,002 but it turned out he invited me as a cruel joke, 595 00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:29,112 and I have never fully recovered. 596 00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:32,874 Yes, it is embarrassing to share this with the world, 597 00:34:32,913 --> 00:34:34,717 but it would be hard to explain... 598 00:34:34,755 --> 00:34:36,829 what I learned and how I learned it... 599 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,478 without sharing this humiliating history. 600 00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:44,199 I received an assignment, my first as a reporter, 601 00:34:44,238 --> 00:34:49,536 to go back to high school and find out about kids today. 602 00:34:49,574 --> 00:34:52,106 What I ended up finding was myself... 603 00:34:52,145 --> 00:34:54,948 and that high school hasn´t changed. 604 00:34:55,908 --> 00:34:59,286 There´s still that one teacher who marches to her own drummer. 605 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:02,126 Those girls are still there, 606 00:35:02,165 --> 00:35:04,660 the ones that, even as you grow up, 607 00:35:04,737 --> 00:35:06,504 will remain the most beautiful girls... 608 00:35:06,542 --> 00:35:08,231 you have ever seen close up. 609 00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:11,494 The smart kids, 610 00:35:11,532 --> 00:35:13,911 who everyone else knew as "the brains," 611 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:16,676 but I just knew them as my soul mates, 612 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,480 my teachers, 613 00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:19,901 my friends. 614 00:35:21,935 --> 00:35:24,277 And there´s still that one guy... 615 00:35:24,277 --> 00:35:26,426 with his mysterious confidence... 616 00:35:26,465 --> 00:35:28,692 who seems so perfect in every way. 617 00:35:29,613 --> 00:35:33,376 The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. 618 00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:36,139 South Glen would not have been the same without him. 619 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,287 High school would not have been the same without him. 620 00:35:40,594 --> 00:35:43,164 I would not have been the same without him. 621 00:35:46,465 --> 00:35:48,502 I lived a lifetime of regret... 622 00:35:48,577 --> 00:35:50,882 after my first high school experience. 623 00:35:50,919 --> 00:35:54,795 And now, after my second, my regrets are down to one. 624 00:35:55,794 --> 00:35:59,556 A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self-discovery, 625 00:35:59,634 --> 00:36:03,088 and although this article may serve as a step, 626 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,929 it in no way makes up for what I did to him. 627 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,386 To this man... 628 00:36:08,425 --> 00:36:09,960 You know who you are... 629 00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,069 I am so sorry. 630 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,293 And I would like to add one more thing... 631 00:36:17,369 --> 00:36:20,248 Movers! Hang on a second. 632 00:36:20,324 --> 00:36:23,011 I think I am in love with you. 633 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,238 And so I propose this-- 634 00:36:25,276 --> 00:36:28,041 as an ending to this article and perhaps a beginning... 635 00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:29,959 to the next chapter of my life, 636 00:36:30,036 --> 00:36:31,533 I, Josie Geller, 637 00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:34,376 will be at the state championship baseball game, 638 00:36:34,414 --> 00:36:36,371 where myfriends, the South Glen Rams, 639 00:36:36,448 --> 00:36:37,906 are playing for the title. 640 00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,979 I will stand on the pitcher´s mound 641 00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:42,936 for five minutes prior to the first pitch. 642 00:36:43,013 --> 00:36:45,931 If this man accepts my apology, 643 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,732 I ask him to come kiss me... 644 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:51,227 for my first real kiss. 645 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:58,866 Thank you all for coming. 646 00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:00,557 Josie. 647 00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:03,321 Oh, my God. There are so many people here. 648 00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:04,857 It´s great, Josie. 649 00:37:04,934 --> 00:37:06,276 They´re behind you. 650 00:37:06,314 --> 00:37:07,351 They feel like they know you. 651 00:37:07,389 --> 00:37:09,117 It´s romantic what you´re doing, 652 00:37:09,155 --> 00:37:10,384 and they want to be a part of it. 653 00:37:10,422 --> 00:37:12,957 Well, I´m glad that you guys are. 654 00:37:16,795 --> 00:37:17,908 Oh, Anita. 655 00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:21,478 Sweet Jesus, Geller. I had no idea... 656 00:37:21,516 --> 00:37:23,283 there´d be this many TV crews here. 657 00:37:23,322 --> 00:37:24,857 You have held up your end of this bargain. 658 00:37:24,934 --> 00:37:26,508 I want you to get out there and get him. 659 00:37:28,273 --> 00:37:29,963 Josie... 660 00:37:29,963 --> 00:37:30,922 Josie... 661 00:37:30,922 --> 00:37:32,035 Josie... 662 00:37:32,112 --> 00:37:33,340 Josie... 663 00:37:36,526 --> 00:37:38,523 Yay, Josie! 664 00:37:50,884 --> 00:37:52,957 Josie! 665 00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:54,415 We love you! 666 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:56,795 Thankyou. 667 00:37:58,139 --> 00:38:01,787 Um, may I have five minutes on the clock, please? 668 00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:17,219 Wieners. I got hotwieners. 669 00:38:17,257 --> 00:38:19,023 Hiya, Mr. Rigfort. 670 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,173 Get in your own row! 671 00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:23,284 Gotwieners here. 672 00:38:23,322 --> 00:38:24,935 Thank you. 673 00:38:27,852 --> 00:38:29,541 Have a wiener. 674 00:38:29,579 --> 00:38:31,615 Ahh...I love this. 675 00:38:31,653 --> 00:38:35,376 Sun-Times readers out here en masse, 676 00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:39,100 relating personally to one of our reporters. 677 00:38:39,138 --> 00:38:41,557 It´s amazing, isn´t it? 678 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,694 That is so wrong. 679 00:40:43,403 --> 00:40:44,363 Hey. 680 00:41:16,686 --> 00:41:19,451 Well, it´s been building up inside of me 681 00:41:19,451 --> 00:41:24,018 For, oh, I don´t know how long 682 00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:26,898 I don´t know why, but I keep thinking 683 00:41:26,936 --> 00:41:31,121 Something´s bound to go wrong 684 00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:34,691 But she looks in my eyes 685 00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:37,647 And makes me realize 686 00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:39,105 And she says 687 00:41:39,145 --> 00:41:40,064 Don´tworry, baby 688 00:41:41,216 --> 00:41:42,023 Don´tworry, baby 689 00:41:42,176 --> 00:41:44,519 Don´tworry, baby 690 00:41:44,633 --> 00:41:46,515 Everything will turn out all right 691 00:41:46,553 --> 00:41:48,394 Don´tworry, baby 692 00:41:48,394 --> 00:41:50,238 Don´tworry, baby 693 00:41:50,277 --> 00:41:51,198 Don´tworry, baby 694 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,072 Sorry I´m late. 695 00:41:58,607 --> 00:42:01,410 It took meforever to get here. 696 00:42:05,210 --> 00:42:07,282 I know what you mean. 697 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,561 All right. 698 00:42:44,712 --> 00:42:45,633 That a girl. 699 00:42:46,592 --> 00:42:47,974 All right, let´s play ball, kids! 700 00:42:48,013 --> 00:42:48,934 Yeah. -Come on! 701 00:45:48,441 --> 00:45:51,205 Monday mornin´ came too soon 702 00:45:52,241 --> 00:45:56,618 I think about you now, layin´ in my room 703 00:45:56,656 --> 00:46:01,070 Hearin´ everything you said 704 00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:05,370 I play it back a hundred times in my head 705 00:46:05,446 --> 00:46:09,247 But then I slip into a dream 706 00:46:09,286 --> 00:46:13,239 Feeling inside, that´s 10 stories high 707 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,311 Never knew what love was 708 00:46:16,387 --> 00:46:17,771 Until you loved me 709 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:20,648 Never knew what love was 710 00:46:20,688 --> 00:46:21,993 Oh, yeah 711 00:46:22,031 --> 00:46:25,716 ´Cause it feels so good sometimes 712 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:30,399 Don´tyou know that iffeels so bad sometimes 713 00:46:30,437 --> 00:46:32,933 The way you love me, love me 714 00:46:33,010 --> 00:46:37,310 La-la-la-love the way you love me, love me 715 00:46:37,348 --> 00:46:43,490 Oh....yeah 716 00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:52,358 Ooh, aaah 717 00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:56,925 Yeah, yeah 718 00:46:58,193 --> 00:47:02,377 You know that I wantyou 719 00:47:02,377 --> 00:47:05,372 You know that I need you 720 00:47:05,410 --> 00:47:08,328 Never knew what love was 721 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,864 Until you loved me 722 00:47:09,902 --> 00:47:12,628 Never knew what love was 723 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:13,894 Ooh, yeah 724 00:47:13,894 --> 00:47:17,695 ´Cause it feels so good sometimes 725 00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:22,531 Don´tyou know it feels so bad sometimes 726 00:47:22,531 --> 00:47:25,334 The way you love me, love me