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[organ music playing]
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[choir vocalizing]
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♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
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♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
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♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
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♪ Do something for me ♪
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♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
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♪ And maybe we'll have something to show ♪
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♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪
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♪ How can the outside world ♪
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♪ Be a place
That your heart can embrace? ♪
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♪ Be good to yourself
'Cause nobody else ♪
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♪ Has the power to make you happy ♪
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♪ How can I help you? ♪
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♪ Please let me try to ♪
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♪ I can heal the pain ♪
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♪ That you're feeling inside ♪
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♪ Whenever you want me ♪
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♪ Know that
I will be waiting for the day ♪
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♪ That you say you'll be mine ♪
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[vocalizing]
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["Heal the Pain"
by George Michael playing]
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[continues vocalizing]
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You look like you need another.
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- What are you, psychic?
- Look deep into my eyes.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah. You're feeling very thirsty.
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Oh, you are very good.
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And...
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- Oh, yeah, this is your favorite song.
- That was so psychic.
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No, that was you playing it
four times in a row.
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Well, love me, love George Michael.
We're kindred spirits.
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- How so?
- We're both singers.
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Uh, we're both famously misunderstood
and underappreciated in our time.
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All that's gonna change, 'cause tomorrow
I've got a big audition for the West End.
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And you, uh, came into town for it?
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No, I, uh, moved out on my flatmate today.
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- So, what, you're gonna move back home?
- Oh, kill me now.
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- Uh-oh. Family issues.
- Yeah. Let me count the ways.
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Uh, anger, shame, resentment,
embarrassment... And that's just my mum.
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- Do you want to hear about my sister?
- No.
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Okay, so what's your plan?
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I'll figure it out, you know.
It'll be fine. Something will turn up.
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Or someone.
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Mm.
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Morning, gorgeous.
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[chuckles] This bed,
it's like sleeping on a pile of kittens.
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If that thought's comfortable
and not completely horrifying.
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I'm gonna dash down the street.
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I need some ginger root, fresh beets,
for my famous breakfast power juice.
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- Cool.
- And a cappuccino while you wait.
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Wow.
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And lashings of hot water
if you fancy a shower.
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- Bliss.
- I'll be right back.
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Ah... [chuckles]
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[door opens]
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[woman] Surprise!
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Guess who got back
from the conference a day early.
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God, I've missed you.
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[both scream]
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- God, who are you?
- I'm the... plumber.
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- The plumber?
- Look, this isn't what it looks like.
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- I needed a bed for the night, and he...
- Ed.
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Ed was just so understanding.
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I have gobs of issues, all right?
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Accommodation,
because I've run out of options
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because I've really messed up
for a number of reasons.
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- And he...
- Ed.
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Ed just seemed to get that.
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Did you shag him?
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["Last Christmas" by Wham! playing]
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Oh!
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Look, you took my bag...
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Ow!
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Why is my life so shit?
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♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
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♪ But the very next day ♪
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♪ You gave it away ♪
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♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
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♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
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♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
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♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
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Oh...
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♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
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♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
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[tooting]
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It's not funny, Klaus.
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It's incredible how unfunny it is.
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♪ Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? ♪
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♪ Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me ♪
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♪ Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it ♪
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[sighs]
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[powering up]
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["Last Christmas" plays on stereo]
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Christ.
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Oh, I'm sorry, George.
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[sighs] Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy.
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Hey, you're early.
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You are never early. What are you up to?
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Accommodation issues.
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Mm. So the usual.
What did you do this time?
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- Fry someone's fish?
- No. No, that was last week.
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["Too Funky" by George Michael playing]
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[music stops]
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You are going to run out
of friends with sofas.
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You have been sick.
You need to take care of yourself better.
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- Santa, I didn't know you cared.
- I don't care.
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I just don't want you to drop dead
in front of the customers.
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I don't have enough tinsel
to cover your corpse.
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Get to work, Elf.
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[groans]
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I don't know.
You're gonna have to help me decide.
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- They're both so darling.
- I tell you what.
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Let's pretend Mary had twins,
and you can get both.
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[both laugh]
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- You must just love your job.
- Love it.
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It's like being in a dream.
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All the joys and the love of Christmas
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every single day of the year.
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- Now, which baby is it going to be?
- He's gorgeous, but this one...
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- He looks like he's having a lot of fun.
- Oh, yeah, and a lot more to come.
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[both laugh]
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But this one? Look at him.
He's more like my idea of...
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- Jesus Christ.
- You think so too?
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- Katarina.
- Excuse me for just one moment. Santa!
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- I need a word.
- I'm at work. You could've called.
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You're not answering your phone. Remember?
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I've come from work.
I need to get back, so get out here.
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That's my analyst. So sorry.
Santa, can you get down here, please?
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Please? Thank you.
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Santa?
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Are you there?
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Mum needs you to ring her.
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Every time she contacts you
and gets no response, she contacts me.
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Yesterday, 17 times. Just do it.
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Oh, don't just stand there
issuing commands. I am an adult.
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You are the furthest thing from an adult
that I know.
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I need time to myself.
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I'm asking you to do a single thing,
Katarina.
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- It's "Kate."
- Whatever. Just ring her. Contact her.
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Give me one good reason.
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You've missed five doctor's appointments.
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You've got one tomorrow, which you know.
You have to be there.
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She's also planning a dinner
to celebrate my promotion.
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And you not ringing her
is seriously affecting my life.
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Will you be inviting Alba to the dinner?
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Just ring your mother.
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Christ.
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Jenna, it's me. Listen, darling,
I'm sorry to leave this message.
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I just really need a bed for the night.
Even possibly a few nights.
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You're my bestie. Please. I know. Just...
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Hey, Elf!
This is my elf. Santa has elves, you know.
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Little helpers.
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I have nicknamed her "Lazy the Elf"
because she appears never to work.
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That's me.
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She could also be called
"Crushing Disappointment the Elf."
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[laughter]
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- I'm just...
- "Waste of Payroll the Elf,"
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"Bleeding Me Dry the Elf,"
"Why on Earth Is She Even Here the Elf."
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[bird squawking]
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- What?
- Jesus.
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- Where did you come from?
- What are you looking at?
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Look. There. You see it?
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- [Kate] Ah.
- Just above the lip of the roof there.
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It's quite unusual
to see a bird like that in town.
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- [squawking continues]
- Blimey.
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- Oh, damn it!
- Here. I think it just pooed in your eye.
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Yeah, I think so.
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- [Santa] Good-bye, my people.
- Sorry.
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- [speaks Chinese]
- [Kate] Ow.
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- Where have you been?
- Oh. A shitting bird just shat in my eye.
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- Is there a bird in here?
- No.
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Some bloke was outside the shop
playing silly buggers.
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Maybe you can focus your attention
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- on the silly buggers inside the shop.
- [phone ringing]
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Oh! My phone. Sorry. Sorry.
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I'm sorry, Santa.
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Yeah! Jenna? Yes!
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Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
I'll be with you around 8:00. Okay.
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- Get off the phone, Elf!
- Okay, I got to go. Bye.
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- I'm just gonna get the shit out my eye.
- Time to sparkle!
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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jinglin'
Ring-ting-tinglin' too ♪
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There you are, sir.
Enjoy your festive hybrid Hanukkah bush.
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- Merry Christmas to you. Thank you.
- Thank you. Take care.
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[ringtone]
♪ She drives me crazy ♪
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- [Santa] Your mother again?
- I curse the day I was born.
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- Me too.
- Ha. Funny, no.
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I installed everything on her phone,
from Snapchat to Instagram.
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It means I can disappoint her
in more ways than ever.
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- Mothers are hell.
- Oh, yeah.
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Mm. Hello.
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- Leave him to me.
- Oh?
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You'll just flirt with him,
and he'll forget to buy anything.
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- Hi.
- How can I help you?
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Wouldn't mind finding him in my stocking.
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- Hi.
- Ah! Hi. Hi.
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- I came in to check on your eye.
- It's fine.
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- It's good luck, you know.
- What is?
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Getting pooed on by a bird.
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- Bollocks is it.
- No, seriously.
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So I thought I'd see if you fancied
a little stroll with me.
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Oh, that's my luck,
going for a stroll with you?
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Might be.
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Look, did you find me on Swiper?
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- Swiper?
- Yeah.
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The modern dating application
you might have heard of.
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Oh. So not.
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- To be honest, you're not really my type.
- To be honest, you're not really mine.
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Well, maybe we should just leave it then.
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I do like a challenge though.
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You considered BASE jumping?
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- Japanese blowfish?
- No, I have.
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But right now
I'm considering a stroll with you.
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Consider away, because it's a no.
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Is there anything I could improve upon
to, say, persuade you?
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- No.
- Any reason in particular?
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Because you're weird,
this is weird, and I don't know you.
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So, please, could you just leave, okay?
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- Shoo. Just go. Just go.
- Hold on. This is weird.
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Weirder than Grabber or Swiper
or whatever it's called?
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Yeah.
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Oh, just...
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Weirder than total strangers
deciding on one Photoshopped image
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whether or not to engage
in immediate foreplay?
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I'm busy. You're weird. Good-bye.
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[beeping]
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Um...
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Do you need any...
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- Good evening.
- Good eve... [gasps]
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Can I help you?
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I think so.
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Go on then.
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What is it you were looking for?
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Uh...
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this.
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That is very nice.
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It's Mr. Claus, I believe.
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Yes.
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Upon his vehicle.
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Yes.
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Do you have something dissimilar?
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Yes. We have many dissimilar items.
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For instance, this Christmas gibbon.
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["Last Christmas" plays]
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[gibbon screeches, music stops]
246
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[gibbon screeches, music continues]
247
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,389
It is amusing.
248
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,271
I think so too.
249
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,312
[gibbon screeches, music stops]
250
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,815
I'll come back for it.
251
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,106
Yes.
252
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,825
Yes.
253
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,164
Yes.
254
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,212
Wow. That was like watching
a short Scandinavian film.
255
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,013
Are you all right?
256
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:13,225
- Yes, I'm fine.
- Wait. Hang on. Did you like him?
257
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,303
You're so mysterious, I can't tell.
258
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:19,640
- Of course not.
- Oh, my God, you did like him. [gasps]
259
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,396
I don't know anything about him.
260
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,227
And you're fantasizing, Elf,
261
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,405
because all you seem to think about
these days is sex.
262
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,527
Ooh.
263
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,871
- Oh, my God! He's coming back.
- Where?
264
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,539
Got you. I knew you liked him.
265
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:40,586
Well, now I know. You like your men
tall, shy and translucent.
266
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,788
Like a squid,
but with bones and less legs.
267
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,874
Shut up, lock up, and good night.
268
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,174
- Mm-hmm.
- [phone chimes]
269
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,261
[gasps] Oh, shit.
270
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,506
Arse, head and hole!
271
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,598
[tooting]
272
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,224
Piss off, Klaus!
273
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,901
Sorry! Late for an audition.
274
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,812
[horn honking]
275
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,951
- [horn honking]
- Sorry! Bugger!
276
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,072
No, no! Please wait! Please wait!
Please wait!
277
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,828
He was... He was very good.
278
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,705
Not for me.
279
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,832
- Charming.
- Jarring.
280
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,756
- [man] I would put him in "maybe plus."
- [woman] "Maybe plus."
281
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,634
[Kate] Hi.
282
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,801
- Hi. Sorry.
- Hi. Oh.
283
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,448
- [Kate] So sorry. I'm late.
- [woman] Sorry.
284
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,088
The auditions are closed now.
285
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,344
I was on the list. My name's Kate Andrich.
286
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,235
There was a terrible accident
on the way here.
287
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,681
Was Santa involved?
288
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,137
She was, actually, yeah.
289
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,349
"She"? Oh, is this like
a "God being a woman now" thing?
290
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,935
Oh, no. These are my work clothes.
Don't worry about it.
291
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,735
Where do you work? Elf and Safety?
292
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,484
[both chuckle]
293
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,574
Not exactly.
294
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,775
Uh, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to
295
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,531
- come back next time.
- It's too late.
296
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,159
You know what? Let her go. Who knows?
She might be the next Streisand.
297
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,663
We don't know. Plus, I've never seen
an elf audition before.
298
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,251
Um, yeah. Take it away,
you weird little North Pole-ian.
299
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,707
It's Kate. Where can I plug in my music?
300
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,463
The sound engineer's gone home.
301
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,137
- Great.
- A cappella. The penalty for lateness.
302
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,182
Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Sure.
303
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,436
Okay.
304
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,896
[clears throat]
305
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,182
♪ Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens ♪
306
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,235
♪ Bright copper kettles
And warm woolen mittens ♪
307
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,530
♪ Brown paper packages
Tied up with string ♪
308
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,233
♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪
309
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,740
- Stop! Stop.
- ♪ When the dog bites... ♪
310
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,907
- You've got the part.
- Don't I need to...
311
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,538
Oh, uh, sorry. No, no, no, it was...
312
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,244
It was shit. [chuckles]
313
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,174
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock ♪
314
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,295
Whoa! [gasps]
315
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,627
- You. Again.
- What do you mean, "again"?
316
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,304
- Did you follow me here?
- No, I made a delivery here.
317
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,007
- Yeah?
- Are elves always so cynical?
318
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,809
Yes, relentlessly. These are dark times.
319
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,765
So having not followed you here,
and having made my delivery,
320
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,145
and you having bumped into me by chance,
321
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,070
here we are.
322
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,062
"Here we are"?
323
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,337
Well, for instance,
we could go for a walk.
324
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,360
Why do you keep trying to
take me for a walk? I'm not a dog.
325
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,945
- You are wearing a collar.
- Oh, LOL. You know what?
326
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,032
- I'm just not in the mood for a walk.
- Why?
327
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,459
Well, fine. Okay.
328
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,252
I was just incredibly bad at what I do
329
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,250
in front of people
who could've given me a job.
330
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,751
I thought you had a job.
331
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,333
Yes, but it's not what I "do" do.
I'm not a career elf.
332
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,422
What do you do?
333
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,056
Sing.
334
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,052
Wow. That's pretty amazing.
335
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,885
I just can't seem to... at the moment.
336
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,221
Anyway, boring, boring, boring.
La, la, la.
337
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,646
I'm not bored.
338
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,816
- Actually, who are you?
- I'm Tom.
339
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,362
Kate.
340
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,722
- Why are you so flexible?
- Why are you dressed like an elf?
341
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,615
You know why. And you know what?
342
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:02,496
I have had my fill of utterly hilarious
elf jokes for one night.
343
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,868
Cover me.
344
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,417
- Here?
- Here.
345
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,458
You are now my cupboard door.
346
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,622
[grunting]
347
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,549
- Do you do this often?
- Only when I have to.
348
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,381
[whooping]
349
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,964
- Oh, piss off. Nice covering.
- I'm trying my best here.
350
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,765
[whistling]
351
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,887
Okay. Oh, no. Hang on.
352
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,020
- Where are we going?
- This way. Come on.
353
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,155
Oh...
354
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,365
Look at that.
355
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,613
- You never seen this alleyway before?
- Nope.
356
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,865
This is the narrowest alley in London.
357
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,914
My mate Hendo calls it
"Fat Man's Squeeze."
358
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,834
- It's pretty cool, though, isn't it?
- Sure. Why not?
359
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,330
I like hidden places.
360
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,290
Has anyone ever told you there's something
slightly serial killer-y about you?
361
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,047
No. Come to think of it,
no one's ever said that to me before.
362
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,254
- Ah.
- Never more than once, anyway.
363
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,976
- Why are you always dancing about?
- Look up.
364
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,564
Oh, wow.
365
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,062
- Are they mice?
- Yeah, I think so.
366
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,319
There must be a story attached to them.
I'll have to find out one day.
367
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,522
- Yeah. I mean, it's very...
- Come on.
368
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,946
You are so strange. [chuckles]
369
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,278
- You're so weird!
- Keep looking up.
370
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,059
- [clattering]
- [Kate] Oh. Ow!
371
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,120
- You okay?
- No!
372
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,544
Just my luck.
I face-plant into a pile of rubbish
373
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,589
because I wasn't looking where
I was going like a bloody normal person.
374
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,634
- You're not used to looking up.
- Or smelling like a bin.
375
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,711
- Have you seen this?
- Seen what?
376
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,805
- [chuckling] Oh, my God!
- Yeah.
377
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,850
I've walked down this street many times.
I've never seen that before.
378
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,928
Like I say, follow me.
379
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,223
- [chattering]
- [bells tolling]
380
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,040
This is cool.
381
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,172
Welcome to my secret little garden.
382
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,546
I had no idea this existed.
383
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,127
Not many people do.
384
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,639
Oh.
385
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,932
Ooh. Have a look over there.
386
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,599
- It's Gideon.
- Yes.
387
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,302
- He's recently divorced.
- Oh.
388
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,729
He owes £748 in child support.
389
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,106
How do you know?
390
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,105
I heard him have a very loud
phone conversation behind that shrub.
391
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,687
He probably thought
no one could hear him.
392
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,240
- Oh, and that's Geoff, a Mafia don.
- Really?
393
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,238
No. He works at Burger King.
394
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,820
- [chuckles]
- He's also a vegan, so very conflicted.
395
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,539
Who's she?
396
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,660
That's Ursula.
She lives in the flats round the back.
397
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,167
She runs a brothel down in Bethnal Green.
398
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,044
Some of the girls used to come,
take a seat,
399
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,797
have a chat, and then go back to work.
400
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,466
[Kate] Do you think
she was giving them tips?
401
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,173
No. More like a bit of support.
402
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,686
- I want to talk to her.
- No, you can't do that. No, no.
403
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,348
Everyone keeps everyone's secrets here.
It's like an unspoken rule.
404
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,104
You just told me Gideon's.
405
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,727
Fair point.
406
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,358
You're one of us now.
407
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,739
So when's your next audition?
408
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,792
- Saturday. It's for Frozen.
- What's that?
409
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,370
You... [laughs] You really don't know?
410
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,671
- No, really.
- Okay.
411
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:44,218
It's a film about two sisters who used
to get on really well, and then don't,
412
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,388
because one of them
has a problem with ice.
413
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,761
And the production is on ice!
414
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,264
Huh. So you can skate as well as sing?
415
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,266
- No.
- You can't skate?
416
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,690
Never tried it.
I'm gonna wing it. It'll be cool.
417
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,439
- I really enjoyed our walk today.
- Ditto.
418
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,988
Would you like to repeat the experience?
419
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,067
- Would you like to give me your number?
- I don't have a phone.
420
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,368
[scoffs]
421
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,164
I was just beginning to think
you're not as weird as you look.
422
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,243
Before you throw me in the bin
with the rest of your battered conquests,
423
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,749
it's not completely true...
I do have a phone.
424
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,081
- It's just locked in a cupboard.
- Why?
425
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,339
I got so tired of staring
at my hand all day. You should try it.
426
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,199
- [phone ringtone: "She Drives Me Crazy"]
- That's like saying you should try death.
427
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:32,842
- Somebody really wants to get hold of you.
- Someone really isn't gonna get a chance.
428
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,598
- [ringtone stops]
- No. [chuckles]
429
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,772
Ditch that.
All of your stresses will just melt away.
430
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,566
Oh, but I just like stress.
431
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,518
- [bus horn honks]
- Oi. You getting on?
432
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,979
- Yeah.
- Your chariot awaits.
433
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,565
Indeed. [grunts]
434
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,867
- I'll see you at the store.
- Okay.
435
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:54,196
- And don't forget... look up.
- Oh, for God's sake, shut up, will you?
436
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,519
- Hi.
- [Kate] Hi. Thank you so much.
437
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,275
- Thank you so much.
- It's okay.
438
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:32,075
And your suite, madame. Ta-da!
439
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,950
You called just before we got the crib up,
so there was still room.
440
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,750
Yeah. This is gonna be so good
for my sex life.
441
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,327
[both laugh]
442
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,377
[Kate clears throat]
443
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,471
- Hey, Ruf.
- Hey, Kate.
444
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,796
- Thanks for this.
- Holding up?
445
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,428
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, fine. Totally fine.
- How's it all been?
446
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,179
[ringtone: "She Drives Me Crazy"]
447
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,512
- Reentry and all that. How's Santa?
- Oh, you know, fine.
448
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,933
Her usual curt, Asian self.
449
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,892
I thought you might have
decided to move on.
450
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,352
No, no.
451
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,090
With something that started
as a Saturday job?
452
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,401
Yeah. Comfy where I am.
453
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,319
And what about your folks and Mad Marta,
454
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,654
- with her law firm and her briefcase?
- Oh.
455
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:22,038
I stay out of contact with the crazies,
just to give myself a bit of space.
456
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:26,041
- Are the doctors keeping in touch?
- How about being pregnant? Huh?
457
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,169
- For crying out loud, how's that?
- It's a total conspiracy, is what it is.
458
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,626
- Yeah?
- They lie to you about pregnancy.
459
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,463
You know the whole glowing,
mother-to-be image you see in the ads?
460
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,048
It's just bollocks. Genuine bollocks.
461
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,555
It's just a nine-month-long trauma
462
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,289
- spent piddling into cups...
- Of course it is.
463
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,147
...being poked up the vag
by strangers with cold hands,
464
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,772
and if men had to do this shit,
we would have contraceptive beer.
465
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,147
Actually, if men had to do it,
466
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,400
- the human race would just die out.
- [Ruf] Shh.
467
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,234
No, Ruf. I know you know all this,
and I know you're fed up with feminism...
468
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,866
I'm not fed up with feminism.
No, I mean she's not listening.
469
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,948
[snoring]
470
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,122
That's not right.
471
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:10,461
This is a fish knife. I'm trying to cut
a passion fruit with a fish knife.
472
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:14,090
- If anyone can do it, you can.
- It's your fault. You did this.
473
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,922
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
474
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,508
♪ Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo ♪
475
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:20,601
♪ Wake me up ♪
476
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,177
[gasps]
477
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,229
Well, hey, Sleeping Beauty.
478
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,398
- Hi.
- Come and grab some food.
479
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,484
Oh, yeah.
480
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,936
Oh! Good sleeping.
481
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,865
Anyone up for a, you know, pizza?
Bottle of Rioja?
482
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,691
Mm. Celiac.
483
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,651
- Oh, yeah. I forgot.
- And preggers.
484
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,238
So we ain't drinking either, party girl.
485
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:44,540
Okay. Well, I'm off out.
486
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,835
Okay. I'll see you later.
I won't be too late. I promise.
487
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,129
Yeah, all right. Peace out.
488
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,800
[door closes]
489
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,593
Don't. She's my oldest friend.
490
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,241
- I know it seems like she's...
- The most selfish woman in the world?
491
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,928
Oof. Harsh. She's been ill.
492
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:04,978
I'm over the galleon, but one more thing,
and my legendary patience will crumble.
493
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,021
Don't bring that up.
She burned her eyebrows off.
494
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,520
Her eyebrows will grow back.
You know what won't grow back?
495
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,726
[laughs]
496
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,687
- [screams] Oh, my...
- My matchstick galleon.
497
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,568
No, I agree. One, and she's out.
498
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:19,776
[RJ on radio] Wakey, wakey, London.
Here's something to start your day.
499
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,533
- [pop music playing]
- [door creaks]
500
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,041
No! Not again! Stop. Shh.
501
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,573
- You take me for full English now?
- No. You had the full English last night.
502
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,838
[indistinct argument]
503
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,159
- [door closes]
- [Kate clears throat]
504
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,845
Hi.
505
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,722
Morning. Hello.
506
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,555
Happy? A good morning.
It's brilliant. It's lovely, isn't it?
507
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,560
Wow. Someone looks not rested.
508
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,516
What? Me? No, fine. Totally fine.
509
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:56,321
- Able to leap sofas in a single bound...
- Oh, my God! No, no, no! [sobs]
510
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,450
[sighs]
511
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,158
[people chattering]
512
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,766
- Just gonna write this out for you.
- They've had a right go, haven't they?
513
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,265
- Probably just kids.
- Yeah, I reckon it's just kids.
514
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,688
I just said. This is your crime number.
You'll need it for insurance.
515
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,982
- What happened?
- Break-in, I'm afraid.
516
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,809
Very common this time of year.
517
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,361
- Place like this is a prime target.
- Lovely, it is.
518
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,523
Is that a crocodile with pom-poms?
519
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,194
- Yes.
- And, uh, who's this?
520
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,574
This is my employee.
521
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,032
She locked up last night,
so please ask her if she saw anything.
522
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,286
Nothing out of the ordinary.
523
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,192
- Are you writing that down?
- How do you spell "ordinary"?
524
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,754
Well, we're done here.
We'll be in touch if we hear anything.
525
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:02,337
- Mm, pity. It's a lovely place.
- It is. I love Christmas.
526
00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,763
No, you don't.
527
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,035
You make "have a merry Christmas"
sound like a death threat.
528
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,516
What are you talking about?
529
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,471
- Merry Christmas.
- Have yourself a merry Christmas, yeah?
530
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,647
- You see? You just did it.
- What do you mean?
531
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:13,849
Let me get my phone out.
532
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,212
I'll record you, and you'll realize
you sound like Jason Statham.
533
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,131
[officer 2] That's a good thing,
'cause I love Jason Statham,
534
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,591
- so that's not an insult.
- Santa, I...
535
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,322
- Don't talk to me.
- But, listen, I...
536
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:24,617
I said, "Don't talk to me."
You forgot to lock up.
537
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,239
Don't deny it.
538
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,866
I can pay you back.
539
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,789
Now, you listen to me,
and you listen good.
540
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,541
You were great at your job
when you started.
541
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,874
That's why I took you on full-time.
542
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:43,507
You've got a way with people,
and I felt so lucky to have you.
543
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:47,049
- Thanks.
- But I don't feel lucky anymore.
544
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:50,726
Since you came back,
you started losing your shit.
545
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:53,099
It's like you don't care about anything.
546
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:57,775
So now, you care about this.
547
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:02,238
I had to smash my own window
to make it look like a break-in.
548
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,987
Otherwise I wouldn't get the insurance.
549
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,912
You turned me into someone
who broke the law.
550
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:17,375
I can't believe I'm even giving you
another chance, but I am, because...
551
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,422
- I am a good person.
- Yeah.
552
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,673
But one more thing, and you're out.
553
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:29,716
So clean up your mess,
you stupid, stupid girl.
554
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,772
- [carolers] ♪ Joy to the world ♪
- [chattering]
555
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,354
♪ The Lord is come ♪
556
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:47,533
♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
557
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,111
♪ Let every heart ♪
558
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,322
♪ Prepare him room ♪
559
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:57,752
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
560
00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,296
♪ And heaven, and heaven ♪
561
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,624
♪ And nature sing ♪
562
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,889
Hey.
563
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,474
Were you coming to see me?
564
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,598
- No.
- Oh.
565
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,184
- Great.
- You okay?
566
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,856
Yeah. No, we had a break-in,
567
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,979
- and Santa's taken it really badly.
- Right.
568
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,340
And I got chucked out of my digs
this morning, so I've got nowhere to stay.
569
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,026
- Hmm.
- Anyway, I'm homeless again.
570
00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,482
That bad, huh?
571
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:28,783
Yep.
572
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:29,950
Okay.
573
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,058
- You should come with me then.
- You were so coming to see me.
574
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,744
- Mm-mmm.
- Yep.
575
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,915
- Nope.
- Yep.
576
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,459
Not in your wildest dreams.
577
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,831
- Uh, yeah.
- This way.
578
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,504
- [Kate] Yeah, you were coming to see me.
- Uh-uh.
579
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,292
Here we are.
580
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,637
- [Kate] What is this?
- Your people. The homeless.
581
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,806
Oh, Christ.
582
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,599
Well, thanks, Bono
583
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,803
or Mother Teresa or whoever wins
the moral superiority prize.
584
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,763
You're the one
who used the word "homeless."
585
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,270
I meant I haven't got a place
to stay that I've chosen.
586
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,046
I choose not to go back
to my parents' house.
587
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:06,188
- And they live here in London?
- Yeah, kind of, sort of.
588
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,926
Christ, if I'm going home,
I'm gonna need a drink.
589
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,738
How about you leave it,
and you go home alarmingly sober?
590
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,616
Bugger off,
person who has never met my parents.
591
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,787
Okay.
592
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,165
Where are you going?
593
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,331
- I'm going in there.
- Well, you're not homeless?
594
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,707
No, I volunteer in here.
595
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,881
[laughs]
596
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:28,380
Christ, why don't you just get "saint"
tattooed on your forehead?
597
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,087
Oh, boy. Just can't help it, can you?
598
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:32,676
Help what?
599
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,512
Never mind. Good luck.
600
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,435
- Oh.
- Good night.
601
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,889
["Everything She Wants" playing]
602
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,561
♪ Somebody told me ♪
603
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,481
♪ Boy, everything she wants ♪
604
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,531
♪ Is everything she sees ♪
605
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:55,195
♪ I guess I must have loved you ♪
606
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:59,328
♪ Because I said you were
The perfect girl for me ♪
607
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,418
♪ Baby ♪
608
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,085
♪ And now we're six months older ♪
609
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,088
♪ And everything you want ♪
610
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,917
- ♪ And everything you see ♪
- Hi. Yeah, I need a cab.
611
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,878
♪ Is out of reach, not good enough ♪
612
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:16,474
♪ I don't know
What the hell you want from me, oh ♪
613
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:21,433
I honestly think she preferred it
when I was ill.
614
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:24,857
You know? Like it made her
more important, more center-stage.
615
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,562
And all she's done, really,
since the operation,
616
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,069
is try to interfere and control my life.
617
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,759
How do you even know if you have a life?
618
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,555
Does anything official arrive
that tells you?
619
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,946
Like an envelope that's like,
"Dear so-and-so.
620
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,247
You now have a life.
We wish you'd get on with it."
621
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,167
- Hmm.
- Oh, everything's just such a mess.
622
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,994
How did I even get here?
623
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,829
Through the tunnel.
624
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,334
Yeah.
625
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,209
[man] Here we are.
626
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,670
Mm. Thanks, Dad.
627
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,722
You coming in?
628
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,845
No, no, no. Your mother is still up.
629
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,767
I like to wait until she's asleep.
630
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:02,766
She talks less.
631
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,726
[both chuckle]
632
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:09,436
Why don't you just get a divorce, huh?
Been avoiding each other for years.
633
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,488
Ah. No, divorce is for the rich.
634
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:13,815
Ah.
635
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,905
Get some rest, Katarina. You look done in.
636
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,236
It's "Kate."
637
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,330
Ah.
638
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,452
Don't pick up anyone dodgy.
639
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,408
- Yeah.
- [grunts]
640
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,710
Love you.
641
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,011
Oh.
642
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:47,769
Mum?
643
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,898
Mum, would you let me in?
644
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,189
Mum? Would... Mum!
645
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,947
Nailed it shut. Mental.
646
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,326
KGB! Open up! KGB!
647
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,907
- [indistinct]
- [lock clicks]
648
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,085
Stop. Stop. You are very bad girl.
649
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,955
- Would you prefer the KGB?
- KGB...
650
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,292
You don't make joke about
what you don't understand.
651
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,613
Yeah, well, can I just come in?
652
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,799
What you done? You look like dead person.
653
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,630
Oh, yeah. Thanks. Great parenting. Great.
654
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,933
- Why don't you ring me? You have phone.
- It's broken.
655
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:28,390
Why you say that? Why you not ring me
when I worry about you?
656
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:30,850
Not to hear nothing.
657
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:36,440
No call, no Twitter, no Snapchat shot.
658
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,570
I think, "She's dead, she's had lapse,
659
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:42,199
she's never coming home,
like her father who is never here."
660
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:47,159
- My life is hell, Katarina.
- It's "Kate." It's "Kate."
661
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:51,246
"Kate" is not a name. "Katarina" is name.
662
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:56,175
Katarina. Cat is animal. Cat, dog.
663
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:59,254
What I call Marta? Dog.
I call you cat. Meow.
664
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,010
[clears throat]
Yeah, no, great, but can I get some sleep?
665
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,308
One of us should sleep.
666
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,851
I don't sleep.
667
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,599
This is very...
668
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,601
- This is naughty.
- Yeah.
669
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:14,231
- Mum! Can I please just go to sleep?
- Yes, you sleep. We talk morning.
670
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,233
- You are clean, hmm?
- Yeah, yeah.
671
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,280
- Pillow. Pillow.
- Okay. Yeah, it's a pillow.
672
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,107
- Head. Sleep.
- Yeah, I'm gonna...
673
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,652
- Mm.
- Yeah, okay.
674
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,247
- Okay. Good night.
- Naughty.
675
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:29,871
[yawns]
676
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:33,750
Oh, God.
677
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,632
[singing in Croatian]
678
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,273
[whimpers]
679
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,364
So, tell me about the diet.
Keeping up with the fruit and veg?
680
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,454
Yeah, fine.
681
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,780
She's eating rubbish when she is outside.
682
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,787
When she's at home,
she's eating my food, and it's good.
683
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,960
I'm sure it is. What about sleep?
684
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,357
- It's all right.
- She never sleeps.
685
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,381
Exercise?
686
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:16,626
- Religiously.
- Not at all.
687
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,207
- Alcohol?
- Every once in a while.
688
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,133
Oh, she's drinking like the pirate.
689
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,572
- You say you're okay.
- [Kate] Yep.
690
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,636
And your mother says the opposite.
Who do I believe?
691
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,589
- Me, obviously.
- Me, the mother, of course.
692
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,802
All right, all right, listen.
There's nothing conclusive here,
693
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,729
but you, Kate,
you've got to take care of your heart.
694
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:35,559
You need to rest more,
eat better, drink less,
695
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,188
and stop being so angry.
696
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,278
Da.
697
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,356
And you, Mrs. Andrich,
you need to worry less.
698
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,363
I not sleeping. Can you please
give me something for sleeping?
699
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,740
Mrs. Andrich, you've been given
everything there is
700
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,073
for sleep, anxiety, panic attacks,
the lot.
701
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,144
You have the best that
modern medicine has to offer.
702
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:56,333
- Then what can I do?
- Join a club. Hmm? Talk to other people.
703
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,834
Enjoy time with your friends.
704
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,126
- All my friends were murdered.
- Okay, fine.
705
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,586
Thank you so much for your time.
Let's go, Mum. Come on.
706
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,888
- Come on. I know. Out we get.
- Thank you.
707
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,743
- Sorry. Let's go.
- We'll see you in a month.
708
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,759
[both arguing]
709
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:12,748
- [Kate] Thank you!
- [door closes]
710
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:13,772
Bloody hell.
711
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,029
[knocking]
712
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,649
[sighs]
713
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,242
Can I help?
714
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,698
No.
715
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,533
I'm having a self-pity party.
716
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,584
Ooh. Am I invited?
717
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,130
Only if you promise to judge me.
718
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,458
Oh, you definitely don't need
any help doing that.
719
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,005
Or maybe you do.
720
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,420
I'm very good at tidying up.
721
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,630
[clears throat]
722
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,304
Yes.
723
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,365
These expensive?
724
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,491
- [clattering]
- Just...
725
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,332
Idiot. Follow me.
726
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,953
Ah. Ta-da.
727
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,420
All right, Mr. Muscle,
you can get to refreshing that tree.
728
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:24,510
- This one?
- Yeah.
729
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,630
Going home always makes me crazy.
730
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,927
- How was it?
- Hell. Mum sung me to sleep.
731
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,224
You're the only person who can make being
sung to sleep sound like waterboarding.
732
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,559
Well, it's not that dissimilar.
733
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,862
[chuckles] These, um, folk songs
make you want to string yourself up.
734
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,573
Is that where you get your singing from?
735
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,447
Yeah, she was a singer
back in the homeland.
736
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,244
- Where was that?
- Former Yugoslavia.
737
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:53,914
We had to escape.
738
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,830
- Because of the war?
- Exactly.
739
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,788
Mm. Must have been hard.
740
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,291
Yeah. Dad was a lawyer.
741
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,545
Um, and now he stays away from home
as much as he can
742
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,341
because he'd rather be dead. [chuckles]
743
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:10,216
Except he's a minicab driver,
which is sort of the same thing.
744
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,301
Can he not practice here?
745
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:16,432
No, he couldn't afford to retrain,
so he's out all the time.
746
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:19,264
Also to avoid my mother,
who's given to depression
747
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,690
in much the same way as, um...
748
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,233
What?
749
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:26,319
You're looking at me like some sort of
science experiment that's gone wrong.
750
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,447
Sorry. No, I'm interested.
751
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,533
Hmm.
752
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,405
Your mother... when was the last time
you saw her not being depressed?
753
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:33,531
[chuckles]
754
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,997
Ooh, I think when I got really ill.
755
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,665
And she was happy about that?
756
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:42,961
No, but she was happy about the attention.
757
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,757
I mean, I got a lot of attention,
but I was unconscious.
758
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,668
She got more.
759
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,549
The doctors, the nurses,
the hospital staff.
760
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,839
Drama. God, she loved it.
761
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:58,310
She sort of flowered under it,
like a late blossoming or something.
762
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,514
Anyway, when I got better,
it all went away,
763
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:03,600
and she's just never been the same since.
764
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,685
Maybe she enjoyed being needed again.
765
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,020
Oh, trust you to come up
with something understanding.
766
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:12,783
That is truly horrific.
I mean, who buys this stuff?
767
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,110
Santa.
768
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:18,994
She's Chinese, so she's got access
to some really freaky outlets.
769
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:22,368
She just loves Christmas
more than anything else.
770
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,625
- More than taste or sanity.
- Yes, exactly.
771
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,674
And that isn't even
the nastiest thing we sell.
772
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,298
- Inconceivable.
- Hang on.
773
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,636
- Dun, dun, dah!
- Oh!
774
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,388
- [Kate] Check it out.
- What is it?
775
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,811
- Is that donkey actually smiling at me?
- Yeah. Yeah.
776
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,139
- And that baby has a full set of teeth.
- Oof.
777
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,565
I sold four of these last week.
I'm that good.
778
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:49,111
- [techno music playing]
- Oh, it's a techno manger.
779
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,905
Yeah. It's a disco nativity scene.
780
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,857
Is that really a good nutritional choice?
781
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,318
Oh, God, don't you start.
782
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,571
- Where are you?
- Look up.
783
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,209
Yeah.
784
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,626
After what you've been through,
785
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,500
shouldn't you be eating quinoa or kale
or something?
786
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,628
Yeah, but this admittedly rank burger
787
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,301
is all part of my grand plan
to become a famous singer
788
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,004
and die like Kurt Cobain,
789
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,431
Amy Winehouse and all the rest
at the age of 27.
790
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,634
- How old are you?
- 45.
791
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,139
Oh. Good to have dreams.
792
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,346
Not really. I'm 26.
793
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,896
Oh, thank God. You still have time.
794
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,224
[chuckles]
795
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,604
Come on. Get rid of that.
796
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,561
Let's go. I've got a surprise for you.
797
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:36,575
- Ugh. Really?
- Mm! Yummy!
798
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,996
There's something wrong with me.
I'm too trusting.
799
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,199
Down a dark alley again
with a complete stranger.
800
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:47,002
I don't even... I mean, seriously...
[groans]
801
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,706
- All right then.
- Need a hand?
802
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,087
No. [grunts]
803
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,169
- [grunts]
- Oh.
804
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:56,573
- Oh, my God.
- That looked painful.
805
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,304
Yeah. I'm fine!
806
00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:00,303
You're fine.
That was like poetry in motion.
807
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:01,393
- Piss off.
- Come on.
808
00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,060
Sure. I never wanted kids anyway.
809
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,604
[groans]
810
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,899
Okay. Now I am intrigued.
811
00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:11,147
- How are you gonna dispose of my body?
- Shh!
812
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,479
I am shushing.
813
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,011
[mimicking Sean Connery] Stay back.
814
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,277
Are you seriously doing
a James Bond impression?
815
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,703
Now is not the time for unpleasantness.
816
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,998
Now is the time for romance!
817
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,004
You like?
818
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,594
I like, yeah.
819
00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,131
Let's go.
820
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:44,681
[George Michael]
♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪
821
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,268
♪ They will not be the last ♪
822
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,058
♪ Look around now ♪
823
00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:56,113
♪ These are the days
Of the beggars and the choosers ♪
824
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,738
♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
825
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,533
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
826
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,956
♪ Hand in hand ♪
827
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:11,538
♪ With ignorance
And legitimate excuses ♪
828
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:15,420
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
829
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,924
♪ And most of us are not sure ♪
830
00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:20,379
♪ If we have too much ♪
831
00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,886
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
832
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:26,139
♪ 'Cause God's stopped keeping score ♪
833
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,973
♪ I guess somewhere along the way ♪
834
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:34,606
♪ He must have let us all out to play ♪
835
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,027
♪ Turned his back ♪
836
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,652
♪ And all God's children ♪
837
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,529
♪ Crept out the back door ♪
838
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:47,706
♪ Well, maybe we should all be
Praying for time ♪
839
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,584
Oi!
840
00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:50,669
- Oh, sorry!
- Oh, crap.
841
00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:51,960
You can't be in here!
842
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,046
- Yeah, no.
- Sorry, no.
843
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,373
- We're leaving.
- Absolutely, we're leaving. [screams]
844
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,458
[both laughing]
845
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,178
- [Kate] Ow!
- I'm coming. I'm com...
846
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:08,143
[sighs] I would...
I call that a successful date.
847
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,722
Fun, free, illegal, romantic.
848
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,478
And practical too. Don't forget.
849
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,729
Why practical?
850
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,230
Your audition.
851
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,902
- Remember?
- Yes.
852
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,572
I'd like to think that I played a part
in your rise to stardom.
853
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,446
- [laughs]
- Remember me when you're at the top.
854
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,323
No chance. Tom who?
855
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,408
Actually, Tom who?
856
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,083
Webster.
857
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,498
Ah. You look like a Webster.
858
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,373
Now what?
859
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,417
Now I've got to go to work.
860
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,383
Um...
861
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,964
You knew.
862
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,970
- I work nights.
- Yes.
863
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,102
I knew.
864
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,556
It's night. Cool. Okay.
865
00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,185
How you gonna get home?
866
00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:56,767
Oh, the bus.
867
00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,565
You gonna be okay?
868
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,902
As okay as I'll ever be on the bus.
869
00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:05,905
Okay, then.
I'll come find you at the shop.
870
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:10,410
I'm not sure if I've still got a job.
Santa kind of hates me.
871
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,707
Maybe you should do
something nice for Santa.
872
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,539
Good luck.
873
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:21,712
Look up.
874
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:28,132
[horn honking]
875
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,717
Christ.
876
00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:35,101
- So this is our selection of nutcrackers.
- Working hard over here.
877
00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:37,478
- Mm.
- You know, from the ballet?
878
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,729
- Tchaikovsky?
- Ah!
879
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,903
[man] Which kind of music is this?
I want something...
880
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,902
[Santa] This is Christmas music.
You must enjoy it.
881
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,288
- [Santa] This is a big nutcracker.
- [man] Can my nuts fit inside there?
882
00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:56,939
[Santa] It depends
on how big are your nuts.
883
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,043
[woman] But it's too big.
We can't take that with us.
884
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,924
Santa, um,
I think I can take over from there.
885
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,171
Because, um, there's also someone here,
886
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,970
a gentleman who requires
your specific assistance.
887
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,514
[Santa] Yes, you can have a look.
Think about it.
888
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,913
[Kate] I'm gonna show you to the even
bigger nutcrackers around the corner.
889
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,053
[man] There's bigger nuts?
890
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,183
[Kate]
For your big nuts. Here we are.
891
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,942
Have you come back for the gibbon?
892
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,234
Of all the things in my life,
893
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:28,488
this is my best thing.
894
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:30,954
What is?
895
00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,038
Christmas.
896
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,084
Really?
897
00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:38,034
This is why I love to come in here.
898
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:42,464
I also love it.
That is why I have this shop.
899
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,250
Oh, wow.
900
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:47,173
[chuckles]
901
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:51,886
[man singing]
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
902
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,059
♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪
903
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:59,940
♪ Oh, by golly
Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
904
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,437
♪ This year ♪
905
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,143
[applause]
906
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,570
Kate, that was lovely. Thank you.
907
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,023
Wonderful. I can smell the commitment.
908
00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:10,887
Do you know we have people turn up here,
never been on an ice rink before?
909
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,119
[chuckles] I just couldn't imagine.
910
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:16,369
Do you know we had a woman
turn up in a crop top?
911
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,099
- In a crop top to audition.
- I remember.
912
00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,789
Do you remember her flip-flops?
913
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,245
[woman] Thank you. We'll be in touch.
914
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,377
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
915
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,005
- I think she'd be good for the horse.
- Do you think so?
916
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,094
Oh, no!
917
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:30,886
[woman] Are you all right?
918
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:34,512
I, uh, I did that just in case
you thought I was too perfect.
919
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,802
[Kate] Okay.
920
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,061
Okay.
921
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,855
Thank goodness
for a heavy woolen tight.
922
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,102
Idiot.
923
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,855
Skaters fall. It's fine.
924
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:46,937
[people chattering]
925
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,663
So it went well, and I am happy.
926
00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:04,917
Good.
927
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:07,715
[Kate]
All set for your date? Good Lord.
928
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,094
[clears throat]
929
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,881
- Okay. Right, um...
- What?
930
00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:15,886
We're just gonna need to dial this down.
931
00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:17,262
I'm making an effort.
932
00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,805
He's gonna think he's wandered
into the llama enclosure. Close.
933
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,391
- Ow.
- Mm-hmm.
934
00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:27,273
- Ow.
- Yeah.
935
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,776
- Serves you right.
- So I defer to the Swiper queen.
936
00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:32,232
- Blot.
- Mm.
937
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,738
There we are.
938
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,531
So, where is See-Through taking you?
939
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,707
- I have no idea.
- What's his name?
940
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:44,082
I can't pronounce it.
Lots of glottal stops.
941
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,079
[sputters]
942
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,291
Oh, when I try to say it,
I sound like a cat with a fur ball.
943
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:52,177
So I've decided to call him Boy.
944
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,755
Hmm. Well, at least your name's
easier to pronounce.
945
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,761
What? Huang Qing Shin?
946
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,177
You're not really called Santa?
947
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,313
Of course not, idiot.
I chose it for the shop.
948
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,765
Really?
949
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,602
When I worked at the pet shop,
I called myself Kitty.
950
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,152
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
951
00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:13,448
And at the health food shop, I was Miso.
952
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,526
- No, no.
- Mm-hmm. Yes, yes.
953
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,157
Guess what it was in the bakery
on the Edgware Road.
954
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:21,331
- Uh... Crumpet? Sausage Roll?
- Muffin.
955
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,659
- Muffin?
- "Muff" for short.
956
00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:26,836
- Excellent.
- More important is, how do I look?
957
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,299
Really hot.
958
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,591
[giggles]
959
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,545
- Did you just giggle like a girl?
- I am a girl.
960
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,630
- Not really.
- Oh, shut up.
961
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:38,636
And where's this man of yours?
962
00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:42,060
The one you keep looking out
the window for instead of working.
963
00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,896
I don't know. He hasn't got a phone.
964
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,019
Oh. He's wise.
965
00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:49,897
- What is he doing with you?
- Nothing.
966
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,321
Hmm.
967
00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:55,528
Don't worry, Elf. He'll turn up.
968
00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:57,610
[people chattering]
969
00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:44,827
Hi. Excuse me. I'm looking for someone.
970
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,453
- Who's that then?
- Uh, Tom.
971
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,126
Ah, ah, ah.
972
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:51,205
- Would you like a biscuit, Arthur?
- Have you got a bourbon, Danny boy?
973
00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:54,166
No, but can I press you
to a custard cream?
974
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,298
- Ooh. I wish somebody would.
- Tom, did you say?
975
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,845
Yeah, Tom. Um, he's tall...
976
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,264
- Tom!
- [clamoring]
977
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,886
Take your pick, young lady.
978
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,353
Right. Yeah, see, the thing is,
he's not homeless.
979
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,180
What's he doing here then?
980
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,313
Um, well, he works here. Nights, I think.
981
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,986
Ah, I don't see the night lot, me.
He must be a volunteer.
982
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,359
- Yes. That's...
- [man] Oi, Danny! Give us a hand?
983
00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:20,032
Speaking of which,
be a pet and serve the teas
984
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,906
while I get the soup sorted.
985
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,080
And only two biscuits each, mind.
I'm not made of bloody biscuits.
986
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,908
And watch this one,
'cause last week he filled his pockets.
987
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,618
Come on then! Tea's up!
988
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:34,669
- I'm Tom. Ex-grenadier.
- Lovely. Um...
989
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:35,758
Will I do?
990
00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:38,586
Do you know, actually,
it's a whole different Tom.
991
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:42,172
But would you like a biscuit?
I could make some tea.
992
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,010
- Just the two then?
- Just...
993
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,892
Anyone like a cup of tea?
994
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,853
Try and keep it down to ten. Oi, oi.
995
00:51:57,906 --> 00:52:00,774
- Nice of you to volunteer.
- I didn't. I was press-ganged.
996
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:04,323
- You want to help us with the soup?
- [Kate] No. Thank you, but no.
997
00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:06,996
If Tom Webster does come in,
could you just tell him
998
00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,948
that Kate needs to talk to him?
999
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:10,784
- Not "needs."
- "Would like"?
1000
00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,961
Yeah. Yeah.
1001
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,210
- Got it.
- Yeah, 'cause he doesn't have a phone.
1002
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,169
- Would you like soup? You've earned it.
- No, I'm good. Thanks.
1003
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,762
Dan, what do you reckon?
1004
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,678
Bit up herself, I thought.
1005
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,560
- [chattering]
- [mother] And she's very happy.
1006
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,733
- I show you picture.
- [Marta] You showed me, Mum.
1007
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,980
A little beautiful picture.
1008
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,609
- Hey.
- Oh! Oh, at last!
1009
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,485
- There she is.
- Hey, at last.
1010
00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:44,443
I was so worried. Where you are, huh?
1011
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:46,949
I was volunteering
at a homeless shelter.
1012
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,076
- What it mean?
- It means helping, Mum.
1013
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,532
- You? Helping?
- Yes.
1014
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:54,085
[scoffs] Sure, you were. And I
just rescued an orphan from a burning car.
1015
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,754
[clears throat] Did I miss something?
1016
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,297
Oh, wow.
1017
00:52:58,384 --> 00:52:59,384
[speaks Croatian]
1018
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,780
[in English] I'm sorry.
The dinner to celebrate your promotion.
1019
00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:04,046
Second promotion. Great achievement.
1020
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:05,380
Thank you, Dad.
1021
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,467
- Now you are here, we have krem torta.
- [Kate] I'm sorry.
1022
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,428
- Seriously, Marta, I am sorry.
- It doesn't matter.
1023
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,855
- Oh, thanks a lot, Mum.
- Your favorite.
1024
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,432
I'm all right, actually.
1025
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,768
Is there something wrong
with your favorite cake now?
1026
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,602
No. I'm just not hungry.
1027
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:24,362
There's always something, isn't there?
Like, you're hungry, you're not hungry.
1028
00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:28,411
You're tired, you're overexcited.
You've got a tummy ache.
1029
00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,865
Gosh, you're so tiresome, Katarina.
1030
00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:34,042
[exclaims in Croatian] Marta, it's "Kate."
1031
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,438
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- [chuckles]
1032
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,170
- You taught her this terrible word?
- Of course not.
1033
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,294
Do you even know
what nabijem te na kurac means?
1034
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:41,465
Yeah, I actually do.
1035
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,919
It means, "I will nail you to my dick."
1036
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,049
- Yeah, I knew that.
- Not "dick." "Penis."
1037
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,052
Well, "dick" means "penis."
1038
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:50,475
- Dick means penis?
- Dick means penis.
1039
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,928
- No, Dick is our neighbor.
- It also means penis.
1040
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,187
Dick, our neighbor, is called penis?
1041
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:56,685
Dick is penis. Penis is dick.
1042
00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:58,670
- That's the same word.
- Would you stop saying dick and penis?
1043
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:00,630
- Just... I'm trying to explain.
- Whatever, you know?
1044
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,818
- I'm just so bored of your shit.
- Marta, stop. She's ill.
1045
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,775
- She's not ill anymore, Mum.
- She is not ill anymore, Petra.
1046
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,282
And what you know?
What you know anything about this family?
1047
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,829
- You're never here.
- I'm not ill anymore, all right?
1048
00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:14,828
She is still ill. Why is she still working
in silly Christmas shop
1049
00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:17,331
when she was always the bright one?
1050
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:18,628
[exclaims in Croatian]
1051
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:19,750
Shh.
1052
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:21,422
You are very hard worker.
1053
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:26,173
Wha... Oh, right, yeah. Well, apparently,
with my pathetic, inferior little brain.
1054
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:30,132
Now she's wasting her life,
which only a miracle save her.
1055
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:33,343
- Wasting my life. Thanks, Mum.
- And you have job you dream of.
1056
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,396
Yeah, except that I didn't dream of it,
did I? You did.
1057
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,644
Dad can't be a lawyer here,
so I had to be,
1058
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,101
no matter what I might have
actually wanted to do.
1059
00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,652
Would you rather drive minicab?
1060
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,981
Look what it done to him.
He look thousand years old.
1061
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,736
Oh, thanks. [exclaims in Croatian]
1062
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,138
And you, you sit there
and you think it's absolutely acceptable
1063
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:51,389
to say that she's cleverer than me,
1064
00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,558
and I'm expected to swallow it
just because she's been ill.
1065
00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:54,823
Marta, calm down.
1066
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,455
Don't you dare tell me to calm down,
all right?
1067
00:54:57,544 --> 00:55:00,036
- Marta...
- You don't care about anything,
1068
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,588
Katarina, or Kate,
or whatever your name is now,
1069
00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:04,210
because you're ashamed of who you are.
1070
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,088
Oh, I'm ashamed of who I am?
1071
00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:08,716
- [scoffs]
- What about you? Where's Alba?
1072
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:10,556
Shut up.
1073
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,475
On your big celebration dinner,
where is your girlfriend?
1074
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:18,020
Alba? Alba is... Alba is Marta's flatmate.
1075
00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:21,599
And that's how it's always gonna be.
I bet she's really happy about that.
1076
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:24,522
What she say?
1077
00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,863
God, you're a piece of work.
1078
00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,567
[speaking Croatian]
1079
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:32,823
Marta.
1080
00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:34,988
- Marta.
- Marta.
1081
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:37,917
Eh...
1082
00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:40,910
Eat. You look like skeleton.
1083
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:45,165
I got to go.
1084
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,713
Good-bye, Mum.
1085
00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:52,221
[inhales sharply, exhales]
1086
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,094
I will nail you to my dick.
1087
00:55:57,938 --> 00:56:00,931
["Waiting For That Day" playing]
1088
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:08,652
[George Michael] ♪ So every day
I see you in some other face ♪
1089
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,608
♪ They crack a smile, talk a while ♪
1090
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,695
♪ And try to take your place ♪
1091
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:22,248
♪ My memory
My memory serves me far too well ♪
1092
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:28,466
♪ I just sit here on this mountain ♪
1093
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,714
♪ Thinking to myself ♪
1094
00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,888
♪ You're a fool, boy
Why don't you go down ♪
1095
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:39,060
♪ Find somebody
Find somebody else ♪
1096
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:44,733
♪ My memory
My memory serves me far too well ♪
1097
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,982
- [Tom] Hey. What're you doing out so late?
- Where have you been?
1098
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,733
- What's up?
- "What's up?"
1099
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,610
Me not being able
to find you is what's up.
1100
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,408
You just... You've been disappearing
for days on end.
1101
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,702
- Two days.
- And I've been trying to find you.
1102
00:56:56,788 --> 00:57:00,532
So take your stupid phone out of
your cupboard and contact me. 'Cause...
1103
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:05,955
Because I've just been really stupid.
I've been really, really stupid.
1104
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:09,381
It's a bit of a stretch,
but have you had a couple drinks?
1105
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,632
Oh, bugger off
with your cleanly manliness, all right?
1106
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:15,304
Just go back to work. Leave me alone.
1107
00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:17,803
No, I've just come back
from helping the needy.
1108
00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:18,929
Great.
1109
00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:22,808
You know, just a bit of psych work.
I work with the severely distressed.
1110
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:24,981
- When they get off on one.
- Oh.
1111
00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:28,026
In fact, you're severely distressed
and have just gone off on one,
1112
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,068
so I'm glad
that we bumped into each other.
1113
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,487
Shall we go get my phone
from that cupboard?
1114
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:38,657
Okay.
1115
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,370
Let's go.
1116
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,076
Where are you taking me?
1117
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,000
Home.
1118
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,927
- It's down here.
- Yeah.
1119
00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:23,990
Come on in.
1120
00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,046
Oh, wow. You weren't kidding.
1121
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,089
Place is so tidy.
1122
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,091
- Come take a seat.
- No. I can't.
1123
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,218
I'll crease something
or just spontaneously wee.
1124
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,971
I'm gonna sit on the floor.
1125
00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:45,011
There's plenty of seats.
1126
00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:48,268
Nice landing.
1127
00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,185
You're not yourself.
1128
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,645
No?
1129
00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:54,980
Maybe I'm wrong.
1130
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:56,689
Wrong about what?
1131
00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:59,241
Maybe this is more you than anything.
1132
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,532
[sighs]
1133
00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,075
I'm a mess.
1134
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:09,706
Kind of.
1135
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,539
In here.
1136
00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:20,717
When I was ill...
1137
00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:23,925
it was a heart thing.
1138
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,053
Right.
1139
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,306
I had a heart transplant.
1140
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,733
I don't tell people 'cause they get weird,
1141
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:34,811
but I don't think you'll get weird.
1142
00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:37,317
No.
1143
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,785
Oh...
1144
00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:51,877
Is this okay?
1145
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:14,646
They took out my heart.
1146
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:19,564
They took it and threw it away,
1147
01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:22,651
and I...
and I don't know what they put back,
1148
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:25,202
but it felt weird
1149
01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:27,371
and different and strange and...
1150
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,325
and like I'd lost my most special part.
1151
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,373
And they kept telling me
I was lucky to be alive.
1152
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:39,758
But I didn't feel alive.
1153
01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:41,336
I just felt half dead.
1154
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:54,682
Come here.
1155
01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,907
I was supposed to be special.
1156
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,778
I didn't ask to be, but...
1157
01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:09,413
they made me feel special when I was ill,
1158
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:13,209
and then I was special when I nearly died
and had a transplant, but...
1159
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:18,539
then they just expected me to be normal
and get on with life.
1160
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,717
There's no such thing as normal.
1161
01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:23,590
It's a stupid word.
1162
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,421
Does a lot of damage.
1163
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,511
Nothing feels right.
1164
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:35,731
You're the only person
1165
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:38,025
that makes me feel, like, I don't know...
1166
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,525
solid.
1167
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:46,071
Like I exist.
1168
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:52,077
I'm a part-time cycle courier
who doesn't even have a phone.
1169
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,533
I know.
1170
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,243
It's pretty sad.
1171
01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,625
And I could sing before.
1172
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,206
Turns out,
1173
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,667
I can't do anything.
1174
01:02:05,305 --> 01:02:09,515
I think the whole being-special thing
is overrated.
1175
01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,479
I think just to be a human being is hard.
1176
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,272
You know, really hard.
1177
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,434
You seem to manage all right.
1178
01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:22,691
One thing someone said to me helped me.
1179
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,113
"Every little action of the common day
1180
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,661
makes or unmakes character."
1181
01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:36,251
It just means
that you're built of everything you do.
1182
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:39,586
And that's okay.
1183
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,381
Who am I?
1184
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,013
I don't know.
1185
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,510
[laughs]
1186
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,684
What's all this "me" business anyway, hmm?
1187
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,103
What's wrong with... [sighs]
1188
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,556
not knowing, you know, being inconsistent?
1189
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,142
Just uncertain.
1190
01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:02,977
Why do you have to be anything?
1191
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:10,367
Tom?
1192
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,078
Yeah?
1193
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:17,867
Can we lie down?
1194
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,415
Absolutely.
1195
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:23,247
- Come on.
- Okay.
1196
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,049
- Oh. Gently does it.
- Oh, my God.
1197
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,138
- Jump in there.
- Oh, the bed.
1198
01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:32,556
In the bed there.
1199
01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:34,852
Bed!
1200
01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:37,269
What...
1201
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:41,808
Tom, I said "we."
1202
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:45,319
This is close enough for now.
We hardly know each other.
1203
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:46,896
Wha... Uh.
1204
01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:50,279
What do you mean? We ju...
1205
01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:53,987
I told you everything there is to know
about me. There is nothing more to know.
1206
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,618
You've just poured out
some very heavy-duty stuff.
1207
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,950
I think you should just sleep for a bit.
1208
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:01,877
Sing me to sleep?
1209
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,080
- Like your mum?
- No, no.
1210
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,131
Oh, dear God, not like my mum.
1211
01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:08,300
I'm a terrible singer, really.
1212
01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,503
- Everyone can sing.
- Mm-mmm. Not me.
1213
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,808
You sing. You're the singer.
1214
01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,636
If I sing a lullaby...
1215
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,018
will you kiss me good night?
1216
01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:26,735
[sighs]
1217
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,150
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
1218
01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:36,324
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
1219
01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:40,290
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
1220
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,870
[together]
♪ Do something for me ♪
1221
01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:47,335
♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
1222
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:50,501
♪ Maybe we'll have something to show ♪
1223
01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:54,088
♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪
1224
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,341
♪ How can the outside world ♪
1225
01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:01,308
♪ Be a place
That your heart can embrace? ♪
1226
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,398
[together]
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
1227
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,443
♪ 'Cause nobody else ♪
1228
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:12,065
♪ Has the power to make you happy ♪
1229
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,385
Go to sleep.
1230
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:34,757
Mm.
1231
01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:46,891
["Heal the Pain" playing]
1232
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:56,280
[singers vocalizing]
1233
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:03,578
[George Michael]
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
1234
01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,786
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
1235
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,339
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
1236
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,633
♪ Do something for me ♪
1237
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,429
♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
1238
01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:19,257
♪ And maybe we'll have something to show ♪
1239
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,182
♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪
1240
01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,886
- Can I get one of them?
- There you go.
1241
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,437
♪ How can the outside world ♪
1242
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:29,233
♪ Be a place that your heart can embrace ♪
1243
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,185
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
1244
01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:35,193
♪ 'Cause nobody else has the power ♪
[song fades]
1245
01:06:35,283 --> 01:06:38,447
[newsreader] They called today
the Brexit Betrayal Rally.
1246
01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,072
- And UKIP said...
- Mum?
1247
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,200
- Mum?
- They hate us.
1248
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,998
- You all right?
- They send us all back.
1249
01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:49,916
[humming]
1250
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,089
Hmm. You're early.
1251
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,337
Don't tell me even your mother
kicked you out.
1252
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:57,215
No, I'm just...
doing something for someone.
1253
01:06:57,305 --> 01:06:59,638
- How was your date?
- Really nice.
1254
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,431
Are you really gonna call him Boy?
1255
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,350
- He likes it.
- What does he do?
1256
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,678
He's an expert on sauerkraut.
1257
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,058
Mm, you're kidding.
1258
01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:08,890
- I wish I were.
- [laughs]
1259
01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:10,724
Now I must learn to love sauerkraut,
1260
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,526
which will be hard
because I am not a sour person.
1261
01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:15,487
You'll do it for love.
1262
01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,735
Hey, there's a latte for you on the shelf.
1263
01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:22,869
What do you want?
1264
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:24,915
Nothing.
1265
01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:26,750
Then why?
1266
01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:27,950
Uh...
1267
01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:30,244
'cause it's Monday.
1268
01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:31,795
Get to work.
1269
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,383
Okay.
1270
01:07:34,926 --> 01:07:36,918
[people chattering]
1271
01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:57,698
Okay.
1272
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:07,791
[clears throat]
1273
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:13,204
♪ Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1274
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,539
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
1275
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,966
♪ Laughing all the way ♪
1276
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:21,466
♪ Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright ♪
1277
01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:25,266
♪ What fun it is to ride
And sing a sleighing song tonight ♪
1278
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:27,638
♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
1279
01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:28,970
What have we here then?
1280
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:30,144
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
1281
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:33,224
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1282
01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,628
♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
1283
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:37,816
Uh, you know we could book you
for causing an obstruction?
1284
01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,362
Oh, all right now,
1285
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:42,157
PC Trenchant Old Baggage, leave her alone.
1286
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,003
I'm just saying
she's causing an obstruction.
1287
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:45,744
Turn a blind eye.
1288
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:49,198
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
1289
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,158
That is quite the slippery slope.
1290
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:54,336
What next, huh?
Turn a blind eye to robbery?
1291
01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,004
- Oh, come on, you.
- Arson?
1292
01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:57,456
- Come on, now.
- Murder?
1293
01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:00,042
- [Kate continues singing]
- You have been like this all day.
1294
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,002
♪ Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha ♪
1295
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:05,009
♪ Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright ♪
1296
01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:09,594
♪ What fun it is to ride
And sing a sleighing song tonight ♪
1297
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:11,932
♪ Hey ♪ [chuckles]
1298
01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,992
Yeah!
1299
01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:30,740
[chuckles]
1300
01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:34,664
Oh.
1301
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:39,123
[clears throat]
1302
01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:44,170
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
1303
01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,097
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
1304
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:51,097
£5.75, two euros and a Fox's Glacier Mint.
1305
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,349
- Less than minimum wage then.
- Oi.
1306
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,681
Yeah, I know it's not much.
1307
01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:58,358
No, that's an hour of pure heart and soul.
1308
01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,564
That's riches, that is.
1309
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:02,237
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
1310
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,944
So did you find your Tom, then?
1311
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,150
Yeah.
1312
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,236
Nice. Good for you.
1313
01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:09,536
Thank you.
1314
01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:12,205
I'm just gonna leave that right there.
1315
01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,873
Go nicely with your tea.
1316
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:16,160
- See you soon.
- See you.
1317
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:18,541
- See you later.
- Don't even know where that's been.
1318
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,293
Dan, she doesn't have to help, you know.
1319
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:23,922
Listen, I've seen more of these
little middle-class do-gooders
1320
01:10:24,011 --> 01:10:25,422
than you've had hot dinners, mate.
1321
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:28,426
Dan, I can't take your attitude.
You're so negative.
1322
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,099
- Eat your mint.
- [chuckles]
1323
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,427
So I didn't get that Frozen job.
1324
01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,057
You're fired.
1325
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,105
It's funny.
I'm all right about it, actually.
1326
01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:40,855
I'm not sure how I feel about
the whole auditioning thing in general.
1327
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:44,359
I'm not sure it's that good for me.
I might just give it a break.
1328
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,488
- What's wrong with you?
- What?
1329
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,615
That sounds like quite a healthy choice.
1330
01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:54,039
I haven't heard you make one of those
in a very long time.
1331
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:57,084
Don't panic.
I will go out and get shit-faced later.
1332
01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:58,950
- [chuckles]
- [door bells chime]
1333
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,089
- You're rehired.
- Ooh.
1334
01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:09,296
Hello, Boy.
1335
01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,473
[speaking Mandarin]
1336
01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:16,561
[in English]
It is a fermented mini cabbage hedge.
1337
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,064
Blimey.
1338
01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:21,313
Thank you. It's beautiful.
1339
01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:22,893
It was my grandmother's.
1340
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:25,737
Oh, that's lovely. That's very nice.
1341
01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,780
Mm. Go away.
1342
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,988
♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
1343
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:36,198
[George Michael]
♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪
1344
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,705
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1345
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,787
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1346
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,793
♪ Has got a body like you, mmm ♪
1347
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:46,921
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1348
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,673
♪ Before I give my heart away ♪
1349
01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,096
♪ And I know all the games you play ♪
1350
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,514
♪ Because I play them too ♪
1351
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,597
♪ Oh, but I need some time off ♪
1352
01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:58,303
♪ Donald, where's your troosers? ♪
1353
01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:02,608
♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor ♪
1354
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,028
£27.35,
1355
01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:08,150
some sort of a weird token thing
1356
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:09,823
and a Strepsil.
1357
01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,319
- It's coming along nicely.
- Yeah, that's 'cause of Arthur.
1358
01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:14,573
Bollocks it is.
1359
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,075
♪ 'Cause I gotta have faith ♪
1360
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,623
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1361
01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:21,292
♪ Because I got to have faith
Faith, faith ♪
1362
01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:23,607
[Kate] Arthur, you do know
that you don't have to audition.
1363
01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:25,418
- I want to.
- But you're in.
1364
01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,420
They'll think I'm a dick if I don't.
1365
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:28,821
- Fair enough.
- Fair enough. Yeah.
1366
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:33,215
♪ There was a young lady called Flaurie ♪
1367
01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:38,177
♪ Who laid on her back in a quarry ♪
1368
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:41,059
♪ "I'm ready," she cried ♪
1369
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,686
♪ With her legs open wide ♪
1370
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:49,943
♪ I'll have a blue Christmas ♪
1371
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,398
♪ Without you ♪
1372
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:54,781
♪ Melody, melody ♪
1373
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:58,114
♪ God rest you merry gentlemen ♪
1374
01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:02,038
I could drop quite easily.
1375
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,915
This is my floor show.
1376
01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:07,749
♪ Land of hope and glory ♪
1377
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,019
Thank you very much.
1378
01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:21,095
[cheering]
1379
01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:27,813
- So how's your Tom?
- Oh, well, I just wish I knew.
1380
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:30,647
I haven't heard from him in days.
He's disappeared again.
1381
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,447
It's a bit annoying, if I'm honest.
1382
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:35,617
He seems to be disappearing a lot.
Is he a magician?
1383
01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:36,819
Well, you never know.
1384
01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,697
Probably just scared
of what he feels about you.
1385
01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:41,281
You know, blokes and that.
1386
01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:42,834
Yeah.
1387
01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:46,378
- Well...
- Bon appétit.
1388
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,126
Boom. Thank you.
1389
01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:50,002
- See you soon, Kate.
- Bye.
1390
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,148
- Hi.
- Hey.
1391
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:40,598
Hi.
1392
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,101
Hi.
1393
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,313
How have you been?
1394
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,311
Missing you.
1395
01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:19,012
Missing and kissing. It's almost like
we're having a relationship.
1396
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,104
Kate, there's something
I've got to tell you.
1397
01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,891
Oh, God.
1398
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:33,773
The "there's something
I've got to tell you" moment. Okay.
1399
01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:35,980
Okay, let's go through the list. Um...
1400
01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:41,117
You're gay?
1401
01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:43,487
- No, it's...
- Married?
1402
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,706
- No, there's...
- Uh, you need space?
1403
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:51,583
- You can't depend on me.
- I don't depend on you.
1404
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:52,672
Kate.
1405
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:55,044
Who said anything
about depending on anyone?
1406
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,716
Listen, you said it yourself.
1407
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,545
You've been having a tough time
after all the trauma and...
1408
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,742
- Look, I'm just worried...
- Oh, so now it's my issue?
1409
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:04,008
- No, you...
- Look, if this is about commitment,
1410
01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:06,935
then you just need to say it, because I...
1411
01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:09,638
I can't do this anymore.
1412
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,268
I look for you.
1413
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,850
I look for you everywhere,
and you're never there.
1414
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,070
And it makes me feel
really bad about myself.
1415
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:22,902
And I'm finally getting better
and not feeling bad about myself.
1416
01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,158
I'm not gonna heal my heart...
1417
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,534
and then give it to someone
who is going to break it.
1418
01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:36,247
- I won't.
- Kate...
1419
01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:04,026
[speaking Croatian]
1420
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,896
[in English] Why don't you lot go back
to where you came from?
1421
01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:15,004
Yeah, you. Speak English,
or get out of my sodding country.
1422
01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:16,921
All of you!
1423
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,170
[both continue speaking Croatian]
1424
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:01,718
[doorbell rings]
1425
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,675
- Hello.
- Hi. Alba?
1426
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,090
- I'm Kate.
- Kate?
1427
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,392
Katarina.
1428
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,513
Yep. Just wondering if Marta was in.
1429
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:16,189
She doesn't want to talk to you.
1430
01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:18,608
Yeah. Okay.
1431
01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:20,647
I understand. Uh...
1432
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,738
Could you just tell her
that I'm very sorry?
1433
01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:27,526
That I will probably never stop
being sorry.
1434
01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:29,820
That I'm glad that she has you.
1435
01:18:31,498 --> 01:18:35,959
And I'm sorry that you and I never got
the chance to know each other.
1436
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:39,587
- Wait.
- [Marta] Oh, for God's sake.
1437
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:44,839
- Hi. Look, I'm sorry about everything.
- Please don't come here uninvited again.
1438
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,262
I wish Mum and Dad knew you were happy.
1439
01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:50,341
It's none of their business.
1440
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:54,394
Saying sorry doesn't change everything.
You do understand that?
1441
01:18:56,523 --> 01:18:57,523
Yeah.
1442
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,492
Oh, God. Hey.
1443
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:15,748
Look...
1444
01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:19,331
We weren't so lucky, you and I.
1445
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:22,539
Mum is a piece of work.
You're right about that.
1446
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:26,760
But I guess maybe
we're all a bit damaged in this family.
1447
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,297
And I do appreciate you stopping by.
1448
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:33,345
["One More Try" by George Michael
playing on speakers]
1449
01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:38,731
One second.
1450
01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:42,986
Hey.
1451
01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,195
Hi.
1452
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:48,649
I was just... I was just wondering
if I could buy you a drink.
1453
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:49,983
You look like you need another.
1454
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,076
Actually, I don't.
1455
01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:01,582
I really don't.
1456
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,756
Thank you though.
1457
01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:10,382
♪ So if you love me ♪
1458
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,964
♪ Say you love me ♪
1459
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:19,267
♪ But if you don't, just let me go ♪
1460
01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:23,934
[footsteps approaching]
1461
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,154
Thanks.
1462
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:31,529
That is really nice. Mm.
1463
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:33,527
Mm.
1464
01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:35,953
Was that physical intimacy?
1465
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,165
That was minimal.
1466
01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:41,368
How's Boy?
1467
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:44,121
Interesting. And weird.
1468
01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:47,127
I've never eaten
so much fermented cabbage.
1469
01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:51,006
Yuck. Have you had sex yet?
1470
01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,714
- No.
- Hmm. All right.
1471
01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:57,221
And have you had sex with Tom yet?
1472
01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,177
- No.
- So?
1473
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,979
- No, it's never gonna happen.
- Why?
1474
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:06,647
We... He just won't commit because
he thinks I depend on him too much,
1475
01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:10,981
and he basically said that I had made
a career out of being a victim.
1476
01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:14,408
Hmm. I like this man.
1477
01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:19,577
Let me see. "A very messy Christmas."
1478
01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:23,205
[Kate] Hi, Mum.
1479
01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:27,710
[both speaking Croatian]
1480
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,589
Ah, yeah.
1481
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,929
[in English]
They're not gonna send you back.
1482
01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:42,349
You live here. This is your home.
1483
01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,639
I know how it start.
1484
01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,400
They point a finger.
1485
01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:52,610
They say, "Those people,
they are reason your life is bad."
1486
01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:56,193
And people believe. They believe.
1487
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,493
I know.
1488
01:21:57,579 --> 01:21:59,571
[sobbing]
1489
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,166
I blame the Poles.
1490
01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:09,799
Okay.
1491
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,052
Okay.
1492
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:17,131
[clears throat] Cup of tea?
1493
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:21,051
Hmm? Nice cup of tea. Nice cup. Okay.
1494
01:22:21,145 --> 01:22:23,512
[George Michael]
♪ I won't let you down ♪
1495
01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,847
♪ I will not give you up ♪
1496
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,524
♪ Gotta have some faith in the sound ♪
1497
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:31,523
♪ It's the one good thing that I've got ♪
1498
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,946
♪ I won't let you down ♪
1499
01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:36,445
♪ So please don't give me up ♪
1500
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:40,825
♪ 'Cause I would really, really love
To stick around ♪
1501
01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,075
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1502
01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:49,750
Cheers.
1503
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,758
♪ Bravo, Mama ♪
1504
01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:05,436
♪ Heaven knows I was just a young boy ♪
1505
01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:08,060
♪ Didn't know what I wanted to be ♪
1506
01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,688
♪ Didn't know
What I wanted to be ♪
1507
01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:15,902
♪ I was every little hungry schoolgirl's
Pride and joy ♪
1508
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,324
♪ And I guess it was enough for me ♪
1509
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,527
♪ I say, I guess it was enough for me ♪
1510
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,162
- Yeah?
- It'll do.
1511
01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:26,077
Sorry, mate.
1512
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:29,377
♪ Brand-new clothes and a big, fat place
On your rock and roll TV ♪
1513
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,704
[doorbell rings]
1514
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:37,169
♪ But today the way I play the game
Is not the same, no way ♪
1515
01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,128
Tell Rufus
this one's much harder to torch.
1516
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:41,969
I nearly popped the baby out then.
1517
01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:43,641
[both laugh]
1518
01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:46,470
♪ I think there's something
you should know ♪
1519
01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:49,101
♪ I think it's time I told you so ♪
1520
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:51,774
♪ There's something deep inside of me ♪
1521
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,318
♪ There's someone else I've got to be ♪
1522
01:23:54,404 --> 01:23:56,771
♪ Take back your picture in a frame ♪
1523
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,278
♪ Take back your singing in the rain ♪
1524
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:01,951
♪ I just hope you understand ♪
1525
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:04,700
♪ Sometimes the clothes
do not make the man ♪
1526
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:08,875
♪ All we have to do now ♪
1527
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:11,539
[buzzer sounds]
1528
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,587
♪ Is take these lies
And make them true somehow ♪
1529
01:24:13,674 --> 01:24:15,290
[door buzzes]
1530
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:19,503
♪ All we have to see ♪
1531
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:21,838
♪ Is that I don't belong to you ♪
1532
01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,514
- [chattering]
- Tom?
1533
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,661
♪ And you don't belong to me ♪
1534
01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:26,551
No, that one is down 30 thou.
1535
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,557
- Yeah, it's a real turd of a flat.
- Tom?
1536
01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:32,892
Someone's here. Look, okay, bye.
Sorry. It's been a mad day.
1537
01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:35,477
I'm Andy. Sorry I'm so casual.
1538
01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:38,860
- Oh, that's okay.
- Are you Mrs. Challis?
1539
01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:41,566
- No. No, sorry.
- No, I didn't think you were.
1540
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:43,652
No. Are you waiting for Tom?
1541
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:45,702
Uh, I don't think so,
unless he's with you.
1542
01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:47,200
No, I just came to find him.
1543
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:49,283
- Oh, he'll probably turn up.
- Right.
1544
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,743
- So, shall we get started, then?
- Ooh, started on what?
1545
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:53,624
Just taking a little look, huh?
1546
01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:59,459
Right. I've looked, and there it is.
1547
01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:01,590
Small but compact. It's neat.
1548
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,172
- That's one of its selling points.
- It's for sale?
1549
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,303
Oh, yeah.
Freehold, this one. Not for rental.
1550
01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,055
That's why he keeps it so tidy.
1551
01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:10,728
Oh, yeah.
There's no room for clutter here.
1552
01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:13,602
But there is plenty of storage space.
1553
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,856
Voila. Ah. What have we got here?
1554
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:19,070
[chuckles] Oh, my God.
1555
01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:21,940
[both laugh]
1556
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,993
Literally in the cupboard.
No wonder it died.
1557
01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:27,240
- I'll give it to him. Don't worry.
- Give it to who?
1558
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,038
- Tom.
- Who's that then?
1559
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,075
Tom, who lives here
but is selling the flat.
1560
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:35,128
No. No one lives here.
It's been empty for months.
1561
01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:36,420
Maybe he was squatting.
1562
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,169
What? Was there a squatter here?
1563
01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:41,592
- Oh, bloody hell!
- Um...
1564
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,216
Excuse my language. It's typical, that is.
1565
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:47,094
It's that probate stuff that stops us
from getting on with our jobs.
1566
01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:49,078
- "Probate"?
- Yeah. You know, when someone dies.
1567
01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:51,515
- It's a pain in the fundament.
- Who's died?
1568
01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,016
The previous owner.
1569
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:56,809
- Who?
- Uh, someone Webster, I think.
1570
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,394
Youngish bloke. Sad, really.
1571
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,354
It was last Christmas, by all accounts.
1572
01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:03,610
[people clamoring]
1573
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,853
[Andy] Madam. Hello.
1574
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,731
Madam? Are you all right?
1575
01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:43,483
Yeah.
1576
01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:46,233
You just sort of folded up.
1577
01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:48,613
- Are you really all right?
- Yeah.
1578
01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:55,534
[George Michael]
♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪
1579
01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:59,416
♪ They will not be the last ♪
1580
01:27:00,590 --> 01:27:01,922
♪ Look around now ♪
1581
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:08,213
♪ These are the days
Of the beggars and the choosers ♪
1582
01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:12,050
♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
1583
01:27:12,853 --> 01:27:15,687
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
1584
01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:18,606
♪ Hand in hand ♪
1585
01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:20,651
Hi.
1586
01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:25,151
♪ With ignorance
And legitimate excuses ♪
1587
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:29,154
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
1588
01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:32,703
♪ And most of us are not sure ♪
1589
01:27:33,373 --> 01:27:35,410
♪ If we have too much ♪
1590
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,742
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
1591
01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:40,829
♪ 'Cause God's stopped keeping score ♪
1592
01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:44,920
♪ I guess somewhere along the way ♪
1593
01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:47,464
Oi!
1594
01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:49,546
♪ He must have let us all out to play ♪
1595
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:55,427
♪ Turned his back and all God's children ♪
1596
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,228
♪ Crept out the back door ♪
1597
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:01,892
♪ And it's hard to love, mmm ♪
1598
01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:05,444
♪ There's so much to hate ♪
1599
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:10,116
♪ Hanging on to hope ♪
1600
01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:14,745
♪ When there is no hope to speak of ♪
1601
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:19,702
♪ And the wounded skies above ♪
1602
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:23,413
♪ Say it's much too late ♪
1603
01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:29,092
♪ Maybe we should all ♪
1604
01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:32,547
♪ Be praying for ♪
1605
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,428
♪ Time ♪
1606
01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:41,356
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
1607
01:28:45,946 --> 01:28:49,314
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
1608
01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:58,122
[song ends]
1609
01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:00,661
Why can I feel you?
1610
01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:05,955
Because I'm a part of you.
1611
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:10,835
Take care of my heart.
1612
01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:13,505
I promise.
1613
01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:17,141
It was always going to be yours
one way or another.
1614
01:29:17,227 --> 01:29:18,227
[chuckles]
1615
01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:26,229
[sniffling]
1616
01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:43,803
[bell ringing]
1617
01:30:46,149 --> 01:30:52,066
Come in here! Roll up!
Roll up, you shower of gobblers.
1618
01:30:52,155 --> 01:30:54,647
You, you load of tossers, in.
1619
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,636
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dora, Dora, Dora.
- And you're a tosser too.
1620
01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:58,697
I'm loving the work.
Wrong vibe, though, yeah?
1621
01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:01,325
- You can't call the audience names.
- And you're a wanker.
1622
01:31:01,414 --> 01:31:03,121
[chuckles] Don't I know it, Dora.
1623
01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:05,245
[chattering]
1624
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,512
[tooting]
1625
01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:28,063
[cheering and applause]
1626
01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:34,486
Hi.
1627
01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:36,905
Hello, hello, hello.
1628
01:31:36,992 --> 01:31:41,157
Um, right. So, I knew the lighting
would be crap, so I brought my own.
1629
01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:43,655
[laughter, cheering]
1630
01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:50,123
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
All right, we've got lots to get through.
1631
01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:53,957
I just want to say a massive thank-you to
everyone who's put so much hard work in.
1632
01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:58,465
Mum, for making the most ginormous
krempita I think everyone enjoyed.
1633
01:31:58,555 --> 01:32:00,547
[cheering]
1634
01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:05,809
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you. Thank you.
1635
01:32:05,895 --> 01:32:07,431
You're famous for your krempita.
1636
01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:12,062
I'd like to thank everyone individually,
but Dan said no speeches were allowed.
1637
01:32:12,152 --> 01:32:13,393
Yeah. Now, get off, Elf.
1638
01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:15,603
- [laughter]
- Yes. Thank you, Daniel.
1639
01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:17,609
Seconds away. I just, um...
1640
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,195
I just want to say this one thing.
1641
01:32:20,744 --> 01:32:24,784
We are so lucky to be alive.
1642
01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:26,747
Hear, hear.
1643
01:32:27,917 --> 01:32:32,537
We are so lucky
to be able to help each other
1644
01:32:32,630 --> 01:32:35,589
in little ways and in big ways.
1645
01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:40,128
The reason we are lucky is because
1646
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,464
helping each other is, in fact,
1647
01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,470
what makes us happy.
1648
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,927
- [applause and cheering]
- That's all.
1649
01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:51,017
Give us a song, Kate!
1650
01:32:51,107 --> 01:32:52,598
A song?
1651
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,942
Yeah, I think I've got one up my sleeve.
1652
01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:02,696
♪ Last Christmas ♪
1653
01:33:02,786 --> 01:33:04,573
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
1654
01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:07,780
♪ But the very next day ♪
1655
01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:09,581
♪ You gave it away ♪
1656
01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:12,626
♪ This year ♪
1657
01:33:12,712 --> 01:33:14,874
♪ To save me from tears ♪
1658
01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:18,674
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
1659
01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:21,503
- [music playing]
- [cheering]
1660
01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:37,318
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
1661
01:33:37,403 --> 01:33:41,317
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
1662
01:33:41,407 --> 01:33:44,741
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
1663
01:33:44,828 --> 01:33:47,616
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
1664
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:51,783
♪ Once bitten and twice shy ♪
1665
01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:55,877
♪ I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye ♪
1666
01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,500
♪ Tell me, baby ♪
1667
01:33:57,590 --> 01:34:00,003
- Do you recognize me?
- No!
1668
01:34:00,093 --> 01:34:02,551
♪ It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me ♪
1669
01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:04,299
[all] Merry Christmas!
1670
01:34:04,389 --> 01:34:06,255
♪ I wrapped it up and sent it ♪
1671
01:34:06,349 --> 01:34:09,717
♪ With a note saying, "I love you"
I meant it ♪
1672
01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:12,770
♪ Now I know what a fool I've been ♪
1673
01:34:12,856 --> 01:34:16,850
♪ But if you kiss me now
I know you'd fool me again ♪
1674
01:34:16,943 --> 01:34:20,027
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
1675
01:34:20,113 --> 01:34:23,982
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
1676
01:34:24,075 --> 01:34:27,364
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
1677
01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:30,321
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
1678
01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:34,165
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
1679
01:34:34,252 --> 01:34:38,212
♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪
1680
01:34:38,298 --> 01:34:41,587
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
1681
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:44,544
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
1682
01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:47,050
[cheering, whooping]
1683
01:35:11,831 --> 01:35:15,415
[laughs] And now, on with the show!
1684
01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:26,669
[laughter, chattering]
1685
01:35:29,974 --> 01:35:31,681
Christmas tiramisu.
1686
01:35:31,768 --> 01:35:33,885
[cheering, clapping]
1687
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,765
- Nice!
- Amazing!
1688
01:35:35,855 --> 01:35:38,973
- Thank you, Alba.
- Marta is so...
1689
01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:42,856
She is so lucky to have you, because she...
1690
01:35:42,946 --> 01:35:46,110
she is very, very
1691
01:35:46,199 --> 01:35:47,940
bad cook, very bad.
1692
01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:50,617
Mum, that isn't a compliment.
That's just rude.
1693
01:35:50,703 --> 01:35:53,116
What is rude? Why? Why is rude?
1694
01:35:53,206 --> 01:35:56,324
I am being nice to Alba, your girlfriend.
1695
01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:59,668
What I say? Nothing. Katarina.
1696
01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:02,121
- Yes.
- Before we eat lesbian pudding...
1697
01:36:02,215 --> 01:36:03,581
- Yep.
- Mum!
1698
01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,588
What? You have your song,
your big song in party.
1699
01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,091
- Yes.
- I know I not so important to do that.
1700
01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:10,637
Oh, Mum!
1701
01:36:10,723 --> 01:36:12,715
- Hey, you are. Yes, you are.
- I not.
1702
01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:16,803
- Tell her she is. Yeah.
- Now I sing an old song from Croatia,
1703
01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:20,648
from my grandmother, for my family.
1704
01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,359
[singing in Croatian]
1705
01:36:35,164 --> 01:36:37,952
- [singing along]
- [laughter]
1706
01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:41,626
Oh, come on, Petra.
The war is over long time ago.
1707
01:36:41,713 --> 01:36:44,205
- Stop killing us with the song.
- [all laugh]
1708
01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:47,542
- Sing it cheerfully, for God's sake.
- What it's mean, "cheerfully"?
1709
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,968
Veselo. It's Christmas!
1710
01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:52,839
[singing in Croatian]
1711
01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:54,924
[cheering]
1712
01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:59,304
[all singing along]
1713
01:37:00,898 --> 01:37:01,898
Come on!
1714
01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:08,570
[no audible dialogue]
1715
01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:12,240
[George Michael]
♪ So you raise another glass ♪
1716
01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:16,913
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
1717
01:37:16,998 --> 01:37:20,617
♪ I was leaning on the grass ♪
1718
01:37:20,710 --> 01:37:25,546
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
1719
01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:29,090
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
1720
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:33,638
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
1721
01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:37,342
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
1722
01:37:37,435 --> 01:37:41,645
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
1723
01:37:42,732 --> 01:37:45,145
♪ Your daddy was a drinker ♪
1724
01:37:46,069 --> 01:37:51,030
♪ Just kept drinking till the shit
He was thinking sounded true ♪
1725
01:37:51,115 --> 01:37:54,074
♪ Your mama was a thinker ♪
1726
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,947
♪ She just wasn't thinking ♪
1727
01:37:56,037 --> 01:38:00,623
♪ On the day that she looked at him
And said "I do" ♪
1728
01:38:00,708 --> 01:38:04,827
♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always
I will always, I will always ♪
1729
01:38:04,921 --> 01:38:07,834
♪ Try to get my shit together ♪
1730
01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:12,380
♪ I guess we always
Guess we always knew ♪
1731
01:38:12,470 --> 01:38:15,338
♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪
1732
01:38:15,431 --> 01:38:18,344
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1733
01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,471
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
1734
01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:23,725
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
1735
01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:27,900
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1736
01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:32,320
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
1737
01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:35,570
♪ My daddy was a toker ♪
1738
01:38:36,369 --> 01:38:41,285
♪ Just kept smoking till the jokes
He could tell got very blue ♪
1739
01:38:41,374 --> 01:38:44,583
♪ My mama was a joker ♪
1740
01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:46,080
♪ If she was a hippie ♪
1741
01:38:46,170 --> 01:38:50,756
♪ Then I guess she was trippin'
On a high love you ♪
1742
01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:55,086
♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always
I will always, I will always ♪
1743
01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:58,047
♪ Try to get my shit together ♪
1744
01:38:59,225 --> 01:39:02,639
♪ I guess we always
Guess we always knew ♪
1745
01:39:02,728 --> 01:39:05,562
♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪
1746
01:39:05,648 --> 01:39:08,482
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1747
01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,651
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
1748
01:39:10,736 --> 01:39:13,945
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
1749
01:39:14,031 --> 01:39:18,150
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1750
01:39:18,244 --> 01:39:21,237
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
1751
01:39:21,330 --> 01:39:24,573
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
1752
01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:31,667
♪ Take another, take another ♪
1753
01:39:38,764 --> 01:39:41,427
♪ I never picked a fight in my life ♪
1754
01:39:41,517 --> 01:39:43,474
♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪
1755
01:39:43,561 --> 01:39:47,271
♪ Or saw my children as things to bully ♪
1756
01:39:47,356 --> 01:39:49,723
♪ I never dropped a pill in a drink ♪
1757
01:39:49,817 --> 01:39:52,025
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
1758
01:39:52,111 --> 01:39:55,946
♪ My heart
My heart is better than that ♪
1759
01:39:56,032 --> 01:40:00,151
♪ I never picked a fight in my life
Or raised a hand to my wife ♪
1760
01:40:00,244 --> 01:40:03,828
♪ Or saw my children as things to bully ♪
1761
01:40:03,915 --> 01:40:06,453
♪ I never dropped a pill in a drink ♪
1762
01:40:06,542 --> 01:40:08,829
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
1763
01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:13,415
♪ My heart
My heart is better than that ♪
1764
01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:22,639
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
1765
01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:30,978
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
1766
01:40:31,734 --> 01:40:35,148
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
1767
01:40:35,238 --> 01:40:38,948
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
1768
01:40:39,867 --> 01:40:43,611
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
1769
01:40:43,704 --> 01:40:48,074
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
1770
01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:57,216
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
1771
01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:08,223
♪ I guess we always
Guess we always knew ♪
1772
01:41:08,312 --> 01:41:11,055
♪ That it would be stormy weather ♪
1773
01:41:11,148 --> 01:41:14,061
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1774
01:41:14,151 --> 01:41:16,108
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
1775
01:41:16,195 --> 01:41:19,438
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
1776
01:41:19,532 --> 01:41:23,617
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1777
01:41:23,703 --> 01:41:27,743
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
1778
01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:30,791
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1779
01:41:30,876 --> 01:41:32,913
♪ The way that we showed you ♪
1780
01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:36,088
♪ The way that we told you was decent ♪
1781
01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:40,338
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
1782
01:41:40,428 --> 01:41:43,262
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
1783
01:41:43,347 --> 01:41:46,761
♪ On your sorry lives ♪
1784
01:41:49,228 --> 01:41:53,768
♪ My heart
My heart is better than that ♪
1785
01:41:58,904 --> 01:42:03,194
♪ Looking for a different space ♪
1786
01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:12,075
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
1787
01:42:12,168 --> 01:42:15,502
♪ Oh, it never came ♪
1788
01:42:15,588 --> 01:42:19,377
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
1789
01:42:20,384 --> 01:42:24,003
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
1790
01:42:24,096 --> 01:42:28,511
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
1791
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:37,316
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
1792
01:42:45,034 --> 01:42:47,401
[song ends]