1 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:27,240 We must hurry. 2 00:01:27,274 --> 00:01:30,310 The planet won't survive much longer. 3 00:01:30,343 --> 00:01:32,144 Are you sure about this? 4 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:33,979 I'm afraid it's the only way. 5 00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:46,393 Krypton is about to die. 6 00:01:47,993 --> 00:01:51,498 But you, dear son, will live on. 7 00:01:59,038 --> 00:02:00,507 Krypto, no! 8 00:02:15,054 --> 00:02:16,423 Oh! Krypto! 9 00:02:22,595 --> 00:02:23,896 No. 10 00:02:23,929 --> 00:02:26,333 Our boy will need a friend. 11 00:02:26,366 --> 00:02:28,033 Watch over our son. 12 00:03:45,578 --> 00:03:48,648 All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock. 13 00:03:51,584 --> 00:03:54,287 Maybe I should let him sleep? 14 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,722 Okay, I let him sleep. 15 00:04:00,393 --> 00:04:01,694 All right. 16 00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:13,406 This is unpleasant for both of us. 17 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,575 No. No, no. No, no. 18 00:04:26,753 --> 00:04:28,688 Five more... Five more minutes. 19 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:32,425 And I'm up. 20 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:34,194 Okay, Krypto. 21 00:04:34,227 --> 00:04:36,962 We'll go for a walk. 22 00:06:11,824 --> 00:06:14,159 Mister Mxyzptlk has finally been defeated. 23 00:06:14,193 --> 00:06:17,430 Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards. 24 00:06:17,463 --> 00:06:19,332 From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane. 25 00:06:19,365 --> 00:06:20,365 Hey, Lois. 26 00:06:22,869 --> 00:06:24,237 I know you like these, 27 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:26,839 so I got you one from actual Paris. 28 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:29,776 I don't know why I said it like that. 29 00:06:29,809 --> 00:06:32,879 And I got you one of these from 43rd Street. 30 00:06:32,912 --> 00:06:35,648 Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way. 31 00:06:35,682 --> 00:06:36,849 During rush hour? 32 00:06:36,883 --> 00:06:38,751 Wow, that's like me flying to Mars. 33 00:06:38,785 --> 00:06:40,520 What? You can fly? 34 00:06:40,553 --> 00:06:42,889 I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory. 35 00:06:42,922 --> 00:06:46,158 Oh! So you think I'm cute. 36 00:06:46,192 --> 00:06:47,894 I said the cape was cute. 37 00:06:47,927 --> 00:06:49,829 You think I'm cute. 38 00:06:51,798 --> 00:06:53,533 Are we lickin' faces right now? 39 00:06:53,566 --> 00:06:55,606 Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on... 40 00:06:57,737 --> 00:06:59,772 Oh, what do I have here? 41 00:07:00,907 --> 00:07:02,275 Squeezy Bruce! 42 00:07:02,308 --> 00:07:03,376 Fetch! 43 00:07:04,176 --> 00:07:06,245 Pup, up and away! 44 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,915 Okay, where were we? 45 00:07:08,948 --> 00:07:11,451 Squeezy Bruce retrieved. 46 00:07:11,484 --> 00:07:13,151 Hey, those guys look fun. 47 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:14,465 How about you go play with them? 48 00:07:16,623 --> 00:07:18,625 So I'm eating my own vomit, and then the... 49 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:20,727 So, I'm eating my own... 50 00:07:21,728 --> 00:07:22,695 So I'm... 51 00:07:22,729 --> 00:07:23,729 I'm... 52 00:07:25,431 --> 00:07:27,800 I see you've retreated to your Batcave, 53 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:30,803 but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice. 54 00:07:35,775 --> 00:07:36,952 And then I says, "If you don't want me 55 00:07:36,976 --> 00:07:38,244 rubbing my butt in the carpet, 56 00:07:38,277 --> 00:07:39,545 get hardwood floors." 57 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,391 Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved. 58 00:07:42,415 --> 00:07:44,182 Wait, do you know who this is? 59 00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:46,419 It's Krypto the Superdog. 60 00:07:46,452 --> 00:07:48,655 Okay. You can have my pawtograph. 61 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,662 Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one, 62 00:07:55,695 --> 00:07:57,230 or I'll be signing all day. 63 00:07:57,263 --> 00:07:58,464 Now, if you'll excuse me, 64 00:07:58,498 --> 00:08:00,767 I gotta get this back to my boy. 65 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,202 - He doesn't want it. - I'm sorry, what? 66 00:08:03,236 --> 00:08:04,804 Mr. Outside-Underpants. 67 00:08:04,837 --> 00:08:06,272 He doesn't want the toy. 68 00:08:06,305 --> 00:08:07,740 He's trying to get rid of ya. 69 00:08:07,774 --> 00:08:09,876 What? That's ridiculous. 70 00:08:09,909 --> 00:08:12,278 Superman and I are inseparable. 71 00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:13,813 I'm his ride or die. 72 00:08:13,846 --> 00:08:15,281 Oh, yeah? 73 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:16,983 Where you, uh, sleeping these days? 74 00:08:17,016 --> 00:08:19,385 I sleep in bed with Supes. 75 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:21,587 Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my 76 00:08:21,621 --> 00:08:23,623 extra special spot on the floor. 77 00:08:24,857 --> 00:08:26,392 Brutal. 78 00:08:26,426 --> 00:08:28,227 Same thing happened to me. 79 00:08:28,261 --> 00:08:30,797 Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over. 80 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:33,232 That's French for "Bye-bye, dog." 81 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:35,568 Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes. 82 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:37,336 I mean, sure, the guy dates, 83 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:39,505 but he will never love anyone except for... 84 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:44,210 I love you. 85 00:09:12,438 --> 00:09:14,273 Um, are you okay? 86 00:09:15,308 --> 00:09:17,376 Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine. 87 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:20,480 I am fine. I'm totally... 88 00:09:21,614 --> 00:09:22,882 Fine? 89 00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:24,517 All right, good talk. Pound it out. 90 00:09:33,025 --> 00:09:36,662 This might sound crazy, but now that we're together, 91 00:09:36,696 --> 00:09:39,766 I think Krypto feels left out? 92 00:09:43,536 --> 00:09:47,306 Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of, his only friend. 93 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:49,609 That's sweet. 94 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:52,845 But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too. 95 00:10:00,753 --> 00:10:02,488 Good morning, friends. 96 00:10:04,957 --> 00:10:06,793 So it begins. 97 00:10:06,826 --> 00:10:09,462 Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty. 98 00:10:09,495 --> 00:10:11,097 Ooh! Is that new perfume? 99 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:12,365 It's cat pee. 100 00:10:12,398 --> 00:10:13,933 And have zero game. 101 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:16,469 Giving this handsome canine just enough time to.. 102 00:10:16,502 --> 00:10:17,770 What you doin', Ace? 103 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,338 I'm bustin' loose, PB. 104 00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:20,907 Sick of this whole cage situation. 105 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,375 Oh, my goddess. 106 00:10:22,408 --> 00:10:23,552 This is just like when Wonder Woman 107 00:10:23,576 --> 00:10:24,877 used her Bracelets of Submission 108 00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,046 to escape Doctor Poison's secret hideout. 109 00:10:27,079 --> 00:10:28,681 Like... this! 110 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:32,084 Okay. Not exactly like this. 111 00:10:32,118 --> 00:10:34,620 What if the rescue lady catches you? 112 00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:36,522 And locks you in the back room? 113 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:39,058 Where they only listen to smooth jazz. 114 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:42,962 Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout. 115 00:10:42,995 --> 00:10:45,865 These peepers don't miss a thing. 116 00:10:45,898 --> 00:10:48,801 If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it. 117 00:10:48,835 --> 00:10:53,139 Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the... 118 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:54,640 Nope. 119 00:10:54,674 --> 00:10:56,943 I think the rescue lady's coming! 120 00:10:56,976 --> 00:10:58,411 Thanks, Merton. 121 00:10:58,444 --> 00:11:00,546 That's a... that's a good catch. 122 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:01,714 I'm rooting for you, Ace. 123 00:11:01,747 --> 00:11:03,549 But don't you wanna get adopted 124 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,017 and feel the warm embrace 125 00:11:05,051 --> 00:11:07,386 of a middle-aged person who lives alone? 126 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:09,589 Yeah. Who will be your new best friend. 127 00:11:09,622 --> 00:11:11,958 You're my best friends, dummies. 128 00:11:11,991 --> 00:11:14,861 And you're all coming with me to the farm. 129 00:11:14,894 --> 00:11:17,797 I love when he talks about the farm! 130 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,765 The farm upstate. 131 00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:22,902 An untamed paradise where animals run free 132 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:25,071 and they love and protect one another. 133 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:27,473 And the lettuce grows on trees. 134 00:11:28,975 --> 00:11:31,077 No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope. 135 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:34,480 It's a 100% animal farm. 136 00:11:34,513 --> 00:11:36,082 That doesn't sound ominous at all. 137 00:11:36,115 --> 00:11:37,650 It's perfect. 138 00:11:37,683 --> 00:11:39,085 And when I get us all outta here, 139 00:11:39,118 --> 00:11:40,853 well, that's where we're gonna go. 140 00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:43,022 The dog is right. 141 00:11:43,055 --> 00:11:45,491 He should seek his freedom. 142 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:47,093 You see that? Lulu gets it. 143 00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:48,794 And he must destroy 144 00:11:48,828 --> 00:11:51,764 all who stand in his way! 145 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:54,133 Wow. Well, that just took a turn. 146 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,903 You may kid yourself with your silly farm, 147 00:11:56,936 --> 00:12:00,706 but I have the device! 148 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,843 For, one day soon, when the stars align, 149 00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:07,013 the device will bring me ultimate power 150 00:12:07,046 --> 00:12:08,156 and I will be more than free! 151 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,583 "Will be more than free!" 152 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:12,051 Exactly. 153 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:13,920 Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab, 154 00:12:13,953 --> 00:12:15,955 left you a few guineas short of a pig. 155 00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:18,958 That device is just a pile of garbage. 156 00:12:18,991 --> 00:12:20,726 You fear my brilliance. 157 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,928 Recede into shadows. 158 00:12:21,961 --> 00:12:23,095 Recede into shadows. 159 00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:24,497 Maintain eye contact. 160 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,866 Recede into shadows. 161 00:12:26,899 --> 00:12:28,067 All right, boy, 162 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,036 I'll be right back with a surprise. 163 00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:31,837 And I will remain here, 164 00:12:31,871 --> 00:12:34,607 posing under my secret identity. 165 00:12:36,642 --> 00:12:38,211 Bark Kent. 166 00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:41,847 So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog? 167 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:46,986 Uh, I bit the FedEx guy the other day. 168 00:12:47,019 --> 00:12:48,554 Ah, fine job. 169 00:12:48,587 --> 00:12:49,789 Who was he working for? 170 00:12:49,822 --> 00:12:51,724 General Zod? The Legion of Doom? 171 00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:53,960 FedEx. 172 00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:56,729 Of course! The federation of exes. 173 00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:58,564 Not to be trusted. 174 00:13:05,571 --> 00:13:08,741 What is taking my owner so long? 175 00:13:08,774 --> 00:13:11,577 So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh? 176 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,679 Well, my dog's the best. 177 00:13:13,713 --> 00:13:16,249 But I've got this girlfriend. 178 00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:18,918 And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight. 179 00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:22,555 - Congratulations. - Thanks! 180 00:13:22,588 --> 00:13:25,124 But he doesn't know that yet, 181 00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:28,127 and I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own. 182 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,563 Well, then I think Ace here would be the perfect... 183 00:13:31,864 --> 00:13:33,184 How do you feel about guinea pigs? 184 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,279 I'll come back for all of you guys after closing. 185 00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:37,603 Stay strong. 186 00:13:39,638 --> 00:13:40,673 There we go. 187 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:55,187 Oh, man, that hurt. 188 00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:57,757 Yes. And that hurt me as well. 189 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,725 Due to the fact that I feel pain 190 00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:01,861 as any ordinary canine would. 191 00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:08,567 Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break, 192 00:14:08,601 --> 00:14:09,735 so could you please...? 193 00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:10,803 Prison break? 194 00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:14,874 Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, 195 00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:16,209 dog I've never met. 196 00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,977 The heck are you talking about, man? 197 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:19,246 You the same dog 198 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,713 that was literally just behind me. 199 00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:23,682 Impossible. That dog wore glasses. 200 00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:25,885 Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you. 201 00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:27,653 Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there. 202 00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:29,088 You wanna throw paws, then fine. 203 00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:30,923 But I should warn you, I'm one-eighth Boxer. 204 00:14:32,024 --> 00:14:33,759 And seven-eighths Chihuahua. 205 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,094 Chihuahuas are vicious. 206 00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:36,762 Take that. Take a little bit of this. 207 00:14:36,796 --> 00:14:38,631 Tap out, and I'll let you out. 208 00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:39,632 Here come the thunder! 209 00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:41,334 You're gonna get it! Ahhh! 210 00:14:41,368 --> 00:14:44,703 Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee. 211 00:14:44,737 --> 00:14:45,947 Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, 212 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:47,807 I had you where I wanted you. 213 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,142 Banana! Get me... Get me a banana! Hurry up! 214 00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:53,779 That's cold, man. 215 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:57,049 Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? 216 00:14:59,685 --> 00:15:01,053 What? 217 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,726 Oh, Krypto. 218 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,096 Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog? 219 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:11,730 You think your dookie don't stink. 220 00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:13,266 My dookie doesn't stink. 221 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,335 Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now? 222 00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,870 Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood. 223 00:15:17,903 --> 00:15:20,039 It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest. 224 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,877 You ain't normal, man. 225 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,812 Yeah, well, at least I have an owner. 226 00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:29,748 You can't own me. I'm a wild animal. 227 00:15:29,782 --> 00:15:31,984 Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage. 228 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:33,919 Supes is probably missing me. 229 00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:35,154 Missing? 230 00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:36,989 The dude tied you up to the stop sign 231 00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:39,192 and went into that shelter to buy you a new friend 232 00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,893 so that you'd give him some space. 233 00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:42,862 Gotcha. 234 00:15:42,895 --> 00:15:44,431 Superman would never do that. 235 00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:46,899 Well, it's literally happening right now. 236 00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:49,668 I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me. 237 00:15:49,702 --> 00:15:51,036 Easy, Carl. 238 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:52,790 Stop acting like you don't know me. 239 00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:56,443 Nice try, Houdini. 240 00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:01,046 Well, you did say you'd come back for us. 241 00:16:05,718 --> 00:16:07,119 Ooh, adoption time. 242 00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:09,322 One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with. 243 00:16:09,356 --> 00:16:11,123 Yeah, don't get your hopes up. 244 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:12,157 They always pick the... 245 00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:14,660 Here you go, baby. 246 00:16:15,262 --> 00:16:16,762 Wow! First day. 247 00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:19,999 Being a rescue animal is easy and fun! 248 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,773 Hey. You'll get 'em next time. 249 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,809 Yeah. Next time. 250 00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:37,950 I can't believe that shelter punk 251 00:16:37,983 --> 00:16:39,118 said I wasn't normal. 252 00:16:39,151 --> 00:16:41,120 I'm a totally normal dog. 253 00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:46,091 And no way Superman was in there 254 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,993 looking for a friend for me. 255 00:17:05,144 --> 00:17:06,379 What's that? 256 00:17:15,322 --> 00:17:17,224 Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city? 257 00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:24,163 Luthor. 258 00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:31,937 Hello, gorgeous. 259 00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:37,109 Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system. 260 00:17:37,142 --> 00:17:38,478 It's a rock. 261 00:17:38,511 --> 00:17:42,081 That rock, Mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite. 262 00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:44,417 Cool. Another kryptonite scheme. 263 00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:46,018 No, this is different! 264 00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,421 Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers, 265 00:17:48,455 --> 00:17:49,989 but orange kryptonite. 266 00:17:50,022 --> 00:17:51,467 Will give me superpowers. 267 00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:53,826 You know, like, uh, invisibility 268 00:17:53,859 --> 00:17:55,961 or, uh, laser-eyes, 269 00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:59,131 or throwing playing cards really hard. 270 00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:01,468 I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid.. 271 00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,836 You're not talking about me, are you? 272 00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:07,172 Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too. 273 00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:08,241 That's awkward. 274 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,542 Superman. 275 00:18:09,576 --> 00:18:12,044 I'd expected you and that mutt of yours 276 00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:13,580 much sooner. 277 00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:16,048 I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex. 278 00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,149 Gladly. 279 00:18:25,325 --> 00:18:26,559 Krypto, fetch! 280 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,974 That dog's a hero! 281 00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:43,209 Krypto! 282 00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:44,910 Good dog. 283 00:18:44,943 --> 00:18:47,580 Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs. 284 00:18:47,614 --> 00:18:49,416 Ma'am. Baby. 285 00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:00,959 Let's see if you can catch it now. 286 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,238 You forgot one thing, Lex. 287 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:14,907 Unlike you, I have friends. 288 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,352 Thanks for building 289 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:19,011 your stupid evil headquarters on the river. 290 00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:21,113 Very convenient for the water guy. 291 00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:23,982 I'm Aquaman! 292 00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,319 Oh, great. These jabronies. 293 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:28,588 Uh, did somebody call tech support? 294 00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:31,156 Have you tried turning it off and on again? 295 00:19:36,061 --> 00:19:37,497 Thanks, buddy. 296 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:40,065 Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best. 297 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,503 Please fasten your safety belts. 298 00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:45,070 They are invisible. 299 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,907 Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. 300 00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:50,343 It's really more transparent. 301 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,117 I like your laser thing. 302 00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,586 But it looks better in green. 303 00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,256 Yeah. 304 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,058 LexCorp power suit engaged. 305 00:20:06,091 --> 00:20:08,060 Seat warmer activated. 306 00:20:08,093 --> 00:20:10,230 Best billion I ever spent. 307 00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:22,442 All I need is one little piece. 308 00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:31,484 Aw, bless your little heart. 309 00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:33,278 Did you think you were gonna get to it first? 310 00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:40,693 Thank you. 311 00:20:58,211 --> 00:21:01,614 I am what I was always meant to become. 312 00:21:04,384 --> 00:21:07,720 Huh? What is this? 313 00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:10,457 But I'm supposed to have superpowers! 314 00:21:12,392 --> 00:21:14,059 They're overrated. 315 00:21:21,301 --> 00:21:22,368 Good boy, Krypto. 316 00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,247 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 317 00:21:25,271 --> 00:21:27,507 Are you my super doggo? Are you? 318 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,742 Oh! In the tongue. 319 00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:31,778 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 320 00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:33,746 I miss my parents. 321 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:35,981 Who threw that kryptonite back into space? 322 00:21:58,371 --> 00:22:00,540 Hello, gorgeous. 323 00:22:00,573 --> 00:22:04,176 Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system. 324 00:22:23,329 --> 00:22:25,598 You win this round, lettuce. 325 00:22:31,169 --> 00:22:33,506 Guys, what's going on? 326 00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:36,509 Nothing, PB. 327 00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:38,143 Just the plan that you all called crazy 328 00:22:38,176 --> 00:22:39,646 turns out to be crazy good. 329 00:22:41,314 --> 00:22:43,249 You see, when I was back in the lab, 330 00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:45,183 there was this human. 331 00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:49,187 He was evil, sadistic, hot. 332 00:22:49,222 --> 00:22:51,591 And together we were two scientists 333 00:22:51,624 --> 00:22:53,359 searching for ultimate power. 334 00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:55,728 Of course, there were missteps along the way. 335 00:22:55,762 --> 00:22:58,565 The red kryptonite made my hair fall out. 336 00:22:58,598 --> 00:23:00,633 Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off. 337 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:03,436 Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams. 338 00:23:04,637 --> 00:23:06,706 But the orange... 339 00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:09,275 we knew the orange would be different. 340 00:23:09,309 --> 00:23:11,143 And we had a plan. 341 00:23:11,176 --> 00:23:13,346 Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it. 342 00:23:15,448 --> 00:23:17,608 Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative. 343 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,588 Thanks, Krypto! 344 00:23:21,621 --> 00:23:22,831 I'm coming home, son! 345 00:23:22,855 --> 00:23:25,157 Huh? What the heck are you doing? 346 00:23:25,191 --> 00:23:27,660 I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab. 347 00:23:27,694 --> 00:23:30,396 No! This is my home! 348 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:32,432 And now this is your new home. 349 00:23:32,465 --> 00:23:34,209 - You're welcome. - What are you talking about? 350 00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:36,502 Oh, you're the sweetest! 351 00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:37,704 Unhand me, wench! 352 00:23:41,474 --> 00:23:45,545 So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel, 353 00:23:46,679 --> 00:23:49,315 preparing. 354 00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:52,919 Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't. 355 00:23:52,952 --> 00:23:55,722 Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people. 356 00:23:56,756 --> 00:23:59,592 It only works on pets. 357 00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:13,573 Uh, Lulu, are you okay? 358 00:24:13,606 --> 00:24:16,309 Oh, I'm more than okay, pig. 359 00:24:16,342 --> 00:24:19,646 I am what I was always meant to become. 360 00:24:26,719 --> 00:24:29,589 Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay? 361 00:24:29,622 --> 00:24:31,424 Us shelter animals, you know, 362 00:24:31,457 --> 00:24:34,293 we... we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity. 363 00:24:34,327 --> 00:24:36,262 Oh, Ace, I'm sorry. 364 00:24:36,295 --> 00:24:38,665 I don't really have time in my life right now 365 00:24:38,698 --> 00:24:40,533 to take care of a pet! 366 00:24:48,741 --> 00:24:49,942 Lulu, wait! 367 00:24:49,976 --> 00:24:51,477 Do not leave us here! 368 00:24:51,511 --> 00:24:53,846 Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful 369 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,549 will adopt you any day. 370 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,284 What about me? 371 00:24:58,317 --> 00:24:59,619 Oh, Whiskers. 372 00:24:59,652 --> 00:25:00,887 Of course. I'm not a monster. 373 00:25:03,923 --> 00:25:05,825 Miss you. Love you. Have fun. 374 00:25:10,396 --> 00:25:12,765 Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out. 375 00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:15,702 I smell bacon! 376 00:25:15,735 --> 00:25:17,503 Why is my mouth watering? 377 00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:19,539 There's so much to unpack here. 378 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,608 Guys, I'm small! 379 00:25:22,642 --> 00:25:25,445 What just happened? 380 00:25:25,478 --> 00:25:28,414 No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see. 381 00:25:28,448 --> 00:25:30,917 The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. 382 00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:33,553 This is my origin story. 383 00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:35,722 And my uncle didn't even have to die. 384 00:25:35,755 --> 00:25:37,490 Uh, yeah, that's great. 385 00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:40,893 But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace. 386 00:25:40,927 --> 00:25:43,596 Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name, 387 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:44,897 is on it. 388 00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:54,507 - Ace, no! - Ace! 389 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:06,486 I should be a lot more dead right now, right? 390 00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:07,920 Oh, my gosh. 391 00:26:07,954 --> 00:26:09,989 The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too! 392 00:26:10,022 --> 00:26:11,657 You're super strong! 393 00:26:11,691 --> 00:26:15,061 And your tail is now made of fire. 394 00:26:15,094 --> 00:26:16,929 I'm sorry. My what is who? 395 00:26:19,332 --> 00:26:20,843 My tail! Ah, let go of my... 396 00:26:20,867 --> 00:26:22,502 Oh, my tail... My tail on fire! 397 00:26:22,535 --> 00:26:23,636 I got my tail on fire! 398 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,438 Ace, it's fine. See? 399 00:26:28,007 --> 00:26:29,675 You're invulnerable. 400 00:26:29,709 --> 00:26:31,629 And I can shrink myself down to the size of an... 401 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,452 Still working out the kinks. I didn't see anything. 402 00:26:41,053 --> 00:26:43,055 You go get Chip, I'll get Mert. 403 00:26:52,999 --> 00:26:55,034 In your face, lettuce. 404 00:27:06,846 --> 00:27:08,381 Oh, great. 405 00:27:08,414 --> 00:27:10,750 I'm the only one who didn't get any super... 406 00:27:19,859 --> 00:27:21,694 Metropolis 97.2... 407 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,863 ...smooth jazz. 408 00:27:25,832 --> 00:27:27,934 - Come on, let's get outta here. - Right. 409 00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:31,370 Update. 410 00:27:31,404 --> 00:27:34,006 I'm fast now, but I still can't see. 411 00:27:39,812 --> 00:27:41,914 Uh-uh. Here we go. 412 00:27:45,852 --> 00:27:49,455 All right. Thursday night TV night. 413 00:27:49,488 --> 00:27:52,992 Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo. Huh? 414 00:27:57,063 --> 00:27:58,631 Huh? What the...? 415 00:27:58,664 --> 00:28:01,601 Let me just iron that out. 416 00:28:01,634 --> 00:28:04,871 They should call me Iron Man. No. 417 00:28:04,904 --> 00:28:06,572 Well, look at you, all spiffy. 418 00:28:06,606 --> 00:28:08,474 Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off. 419 00:28:08,507 --> 00:28:09,976 But you know what? It makes sense. 420 00:28:10,009 --> 00:28:11,929 This is the season finale. 421 00:28:14,113 --> 00:28:15,848 You have a date? 422 00:28:17,149 --> 00:28:19,485 On Bake Off night? 423 00:28:21,587 --> 00:28:24,657 Aw! Hey there, little fella. 424 00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,202 Nah. 425 00:28:37,069 --> 00:28:38,638 Hey, Lois. Oh! 426 00:28:41,674 --> 00:28:44,543 Oh. Listen, buddy, I... 427 00:28:44,577 --> 00:28:47,446 It is pie week. 428 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,482 Your choice. Her or me. 429 00:28:49,515 --> 00:28:52,151 What's gotten into you? 430 00:28:52,184 --> 00:28:53,653 Bad dog. 431 00:28:54,687 --> 00:28:56,622 What did you just call me? 432 00:28:56,656 --> 00:28:59,025 That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want.. 433 00:28:59,058 --> 00:29:00,538 We'll talk about this when I get home. 434 00:29:05,798 --> 00:29:07,433 I've missed you so much! 435 00:29:08,935 --> 00:29:11,537 You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again. 436 00:29:11,570 --> 00:29:13,940 Fine. 437 00:29:13,973 --> 00:29:16,709 I'll watch the crusts crisp alone. 438 00:29:17,777 --> 00:29:18,945 Bad owner! 439 00:29:22,581 --> 00:29:24,227 It's quite wet right underneath as well. 440 00:29:24,251 --> 00:29:25,818 Slightly soggy bottom there. 441 00:29:36,762 --> 00:29:40,200 Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, 442 00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:42,068 daughter of Cinnamon, 443 00:29:42,101 --> 00:29:44,737 and you will kneel before me. 444 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,844 Wait a minute. 445 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,612 Aren't you the hamster from the shelter? 446 00:29:53,646 --> 00:29:57,016 I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel! 447 00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:05,624 Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab. 448 00:30:05,658 --> 00:30:07,526 Help, Krypto... 449 00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:18,271 You really should have made it harder to find you. 450 00:30:18,305 --> 00:30:20,539 Those glasses aren't fooling anyone. 451 00:30:20,573 --> 00:30:22,008 Moustache maybe, but not glasses. 452 00:30:25,811 --> 00:30:27,913 Why does this always happen on date night? 453 00:30:27,947 --> 00:30:30,259 You've reached the Justice League emergency line. 454 00:30:30,283 --> 00:30:31,951 For Earth-One, press one. 455 00:30:31,984 --> 00:30:33,286 For Earth-Two, press two. 456 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,720 For Earth-Three... 457 00:30:34,754 --> 00:30:36,822 Oh, man, that looked like it hurt. 458 00:30:36,856 --> 00:30:38,124 I hope it did. 459 00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:49,035 Wow, look at you still trying. 460 00:30:49,068 --> 00:30:50,736 Plucky. 461 00:30:50,770 --> 00:30:53,572 Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight. 462 00:31:01,914 --> 00:31:04,950 You always bake for a reason. 463 00:31:04,984 --> 00:31:06,819 So, you make it the best you can. 464 00:31:06,852 --> 00:31:08,221 And you make it with love. 465 00:31:32,345 --> 00:31:34,046 Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you. 466 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,114 No, no, no. 467 00:31:38,818 --> 00:31:40,287 A little advice. 468 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,655 Never test a guinea pig. Okay? 469 00:31:52,332 --> 00:31:54,800 I can't believe he really left with her. 470 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,678 They're probably out there playing fetch together 471 00:31:56,702 --> 00:31:57,870 as I speak. 472 00:31:58,804 --> 00:32:00,273 Ooh, he left me cheese! 473 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,076 Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy. 474 00:32:06,979 --> 00:32:08,180 Help. 475 00:32:10,049 --> 00:32:11,318 Help. 476 00:32:11,351 --> 00:32:13,085 Superman? 477 00:32:23,963 --> 00:32:26,966 Pup, up, and away! 478 00:32:39,111 --> 00:32:41,147 What have you done to him? 479 00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:45,818 I see someone found his medicine. 480 00:32:45,851 --> 00:32:48,020 A tiny shard of green kryptonite 481 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:51,358 cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg. 482 00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:54,394 They always put it in the cheese. 483 00:32:58,797 --> 00:33:00,300 You took me away from Lex, 484 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:03,303 so now I'm taking Superman away from you. 485 00:33:05,738 --> 00:33:06,972 Oh, uh, don't worry, 486 00:33:07,006 --> 00:33:08,974 this is only step one of my evil plan. 487 00:33:09,008 --> 00:33:10,176 There's more. 488 00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:11,211 No. 489 00:33:13,213 --> 00:33:16,749 Must protect Super... 490 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:35,935 Superman! 491 00:33:35,968 --> 00:33:37,012 I have to find... 492 00:33:49,949 --> 00:33:51,116 Father. 493 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:54,521 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 494 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,256 When you were just a puppy, 495 00:33:56,289 --> 00:33:59,758 I recorded all my knowledge in your collar. 496 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:02,262 I know. You've always helped me in the past, 497 00:34:02,295 --> 00:34:03,896 and I could really use you now. 498 00:34:03,929 --> 00:34:07,132 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 499 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,202 We really need a skip-intro button. 500 00:34:09,236 --> 00:34:13,273 Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem? 501 00:34:13,306 --> 00:34:15,808 Superman. He's been captured. 502 00:34:18,411 --> 00:34:22,215 I'm sorry. I know how close you are. 503 00:34:22,249 --> 00:34:25,218 Yeah, I mean, we were. 504 00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:28,053 Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad. 505 00:34:28,087 --> 00:34:30,089 You have to go rescue him. 506 00:34:30,122 --> 00:34:31,358 You're right. 507 00:34:31,391 --> 00:34:33,260 I'll save Superman, and when I do, 508 00:34:33,293 --> 00:34:36,061 he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs. 509 00:34:36,095 --> 00:34:38,298 Uh... That's not exactly what I.. 510 00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:40,065 But how am I supposed to be a hero 511 00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:41,934 when I don't have my powers? 512 00:34:41,967 --> 00:34:45,104 It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. 513 00:34:45,137 --> 00:34:46,872 That's not your problem. 514 00:34:46,905 --> 00:34:48,541 Then what is it? 515 00:34:48,575 --> 00:34:50,577 - Your problem is you. - You... 516 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,246 Me? What do you mean, me? Father? 517 00:34:58,485 --> 00:34:59,586 A-ha! 518 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,054 That must be the vile rodent. 519 00:35:02,087 --> 00:35:03,290 Don't worry, Superman, 520 00:35:03,323 --> 00:35:05,090 I won't rest until I rescue you. 521 00:35:08,927 --> 00:35:10,863 This is very restful. 522 00:35:10,896 --> 00:35:12,097 Yes. 523 00:35:18,904 --> 00:35:20,573 We're gonna have to work on that. 524 00:35:20,607 --> 00:35:23,876 I never knew the stars could be this beautiful, 525 00:35:23,909 --> 00:35:25,378 and there's so many of them. 526 00:35:25,412 --> 00:35:27,414 Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one. 527 00:35:27,447 --> 00:35:29,181 Look, there's one, too. 528 00:35:29,215 --> 00:35:33,085 Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm. 529 00:35:33,118 --> 00:35:36,989 Yeah. Everything's better at the farm. 530 00:35:37,022 --> 00:35:39,091 Oh! Oh, yeah. 531 00:35:39,124 --> 00:35:40,627 Um, yeah, about... about the farm. 532 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,094 See, understand this. 533 00:35:42,127 --> 00:35:44,096 There's always a literal interpretation 534 00:35:44,129 --> 00:35:45,398 and then... and then a more... 535 00:35:45,432 --> 00:35:48,000 Where is she? Where...? 536 00:35:48,033 --> 00:35:50,337 Where...? 537 00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:52,439 Okay. Where... Where is she? 538 00:35:54,474 --> 00:35:56,909 Okay. Where is she? 539 00:35:58,278 --> 00:36:00,079 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 540 00:36:00,112 --> 00:36:03,616 I've, uh, I've never really run before. 541 00:36:03,650 --> 00:36:06,319 I... I usually "Pup, up, and away." 542 00:36:07,554 --> 00:36:08,987 Are you okay? 543 00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:10,557 I'm fine, I'm fine. 544 00:36:10,590 --> 00:36:13,493 I was just, uh, hit by a car a little. 545 00:36:13,526 --> 00:36:16,895 You never forget your first time. 546 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,369 Wait a minute, where do I know you from? 547 00:36:22,402 --> 00:36:23,636 I can't put my paw on it. 548 00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:25,271 Where is she? 549 00:36:28,641 --> 00:36:33,011 Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours? 550 00:36:33,045 --> 00:36:34,913 You hooligans can help me. 551 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:39,552 Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman. 552 00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:40,953 Superman? 553 00:36:43,021 --> 00:36:44,957 Oh, of course! You're that super dork 554 00:36:44,990 --> 00:36:46,559 who got me thrown back in the slammer. 555 00:36:46,593 --> 00:36:49,262 What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name? 556 00:36:49,295 --> 00:36:52,298 No. It's Krypto the Superdog! 557 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,368 Well, it looks like we're both super now. 558 00:36:55,402 --> 00:36:57,102 You know, I still owe you a whuppin'. 559 00:36:57,136 --> 00:36:58,937 - Hi-yah! - Ow! 560 00:36:58,971 --> 00:37:00,407 That was my good eye. 561 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,442 Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight. 562 00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:04,220 Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat 563 00:37:04,244 --> 00:37:05,688 that was coming out your ears or something? 564 00:37:05,712 --> 00:37:07,514 Because, I... I... 565 00:37:07,547 --> 00:37:10,015 I don't have my powers. 566 00:37:10,048 --> 00:37:11,651 What? 567 00:37:11,684 --> 00:37:14,554 I said I don't have my powers anymore. 568 00:37:14,587 --> 00:37:17,055 Did ya...? 569 00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:18,324 You don't have your powers? 570 00:37:19,392 --> 00:37:20,593 Yeah, that's what's going on. 571 00:37:20,627 --> 00:37:22,161 You're just trying to use us now, 572 00:37:22,195 --> 00:37:24,129 because you can't handle it on your own. 573 00:37:24,163 --> 00:37:26,232 Look, I know these powers are new to you, 574 00:37:26,266 --> 00:37:29,067 but when one has an abundance of power... 575 00:37:29,101 --> 00:37:32,171 ...they have a certain duty to use that power to... 576 00:37:36,676 --> 00:37:38,711 Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'? 577 00:37:41,146 --> 00:37:44,183 I was making an inspiring hero speech. 578 00:37:49,322 --> 00:37:51,123 How much did you have to drink? 579 00:37:51,156 --> 00:37:53,460 I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. 580 00:37:53,493 --> 00:37:55,003 A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy. 581 00:37:55,027 --> 00:37:56,305 I didn't even know that was a thing. 582 00:37:56,329 --> 00:37:57,764 But it's like a dog water fountain. 583 00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,132 You disgusting animal. 584 00:38:00,165 --> 00:38:01,568 Pack, let's roll out. 585 00:38:01,601 --> 00:38:04,002 I'll see you never, Narc Kent. 586 00:38:04,036 --> 00:38:06,104 No! My best friend is in danger, 587 00:38:06,138 --> 00:38:07,640 and you have to help me. 588 00:38:07,674 --> 00:38:09,542 Sorry, we got other plans. 589 00:38:09,576 --> 00:38:13,111 Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm. 590 00:38:13,145 --> 00:38:16,616 Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby! 591 00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:19,285 "Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called? 592 00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:20,653 The farm upstate. 593 00:38:21,654 --> 00:38:23,289 That sounds made-up. 594 00:38:23,323 --> 00:38:25,157 Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know? 595 00:38:25,191 --> 00:38:28,261 I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville. 596 00:38:28,294 --> 00:38:30,430 Now that sounds made-up. 597 00:38:30,463 --> 00:38:34,099 So, which way is this so-called farm? 598 00:38:34,132 --> 00:38:35,635 Well, it's upstate. 599 00:38:35,668 --> 00:38:38,404 So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously. 600 00:38:38,438 --> 00:38:40,273 Okay. He's not telling you the.. 601 00:38:40,306 --> 00:38:41,641 Can I steal you for a sec? 602 00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:45,745 You lied about the farm, didn't you? 603 00:38:45,778 --> 00:38:48,648 Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope. 604 00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:50,759 - There's one there. - No one was ever gonna adopt us. 605 00:38:50,783 --> 00:38:52,452 There's one, too. 606 00:38:52,485 --> 00:38:55,187 So, I promised them it would be their new home. 607 00:38:57,757 --> 00:39:00,760 You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm. 608 00:39:02,762 --> 00:39:05,598 If you help me save Superman. 609 00:39:05,632 --> 00:39:08,301 Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me? 610 00:39:08,334 --> 00:39:10,370 No. I'm just asking you for something, 611 00:39:10,403 --> 00:39:13,673 which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information. 612 00:39:13,706 --> 00:39:16,809 That is literally the definition of blackmail. 613 00:39:16,843 --> 00:39:20,145 Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back. 614 00:39:20,178 --> 00:39:22,348 You got yourself a super team. 615 00:39:24,551 --> 00:39:26,184 Did someone just say super team? 616 00:39:26,219 --> 00:39:29,154 Yay. My destiny awaits. 617 00:39:31,156 --> 00:39:33,459 Terrifying villains, 618 00:39:33,493 --> 00:39:35,395 deadly assassins, 619 00:39:35,428 --> 00:39:37,697 I have come to recruit you 620 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:41,267 for a siege of murderous savagery! 621 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:46,639 My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs. 622 00:39:46,673 --> 00:39:49,876 I have sought you out because you are apex predators. 623 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,778 Gods amongst men! 624 00:39:56,316 --> 00:39:59,619 Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help 625 00:39:59,652 --> 00:40:01,588 because my owner has gotten himself 626 00:40:01,621 --> 00:40:04,290 into a bit of a pickle. 627 00:40:04,324 --> 00:40:05,768 Thwarted by the Justice League, 628 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:08,595 Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars. 629 00:40:08,628 --> 00:40:10,597 I'll destroy you all! 630 00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:12,164 That's my best friend. 631 00:40:12,198 --> 00:40:13,700 And mentor. Best friend and mentor. 632 00:40:18,204 --> 00:40:20,349 Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, 633 00:40:20,373 --> 00:40:21,617 Stryker's Island is the world's most 634 00:40:21,641 --> 00:40:23,309 inescapable prison. 635 00:40:23,343 --> 00:40:25,612 Which is where you dorks come in. 636 00:40:25,645 --> 00:40:28,448 You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump, 637 00:40:28,481 --> 00:40:30,148 I'm gonna need an army. 638 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:37,190 Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here. 639 00:40:37,223 --> 00:40:38,591 Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, 640 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:39,859 all-you-can-drink water. 641 00:40:44,197 --> 00:40:47,500 We even have Spanish class every miercoles. 642 00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:49,836 Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked 643 00:40:49,869 --> 00:40:53,306 from the cold steel straw of power. 644 00:41:02,949 --> 00:41:04,450 Not so fast. 645 00:41:04,484 --> 00:41:07,220 Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster. 646 00:41:07,253 --> 00:41:10,723 Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack! 647 00:41:10,757 --> 00:41:13,559 A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch! 648 00:41:13,593 --> 00:41:15,461 We are guinea pigs 649 00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:17,697 and when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it. 650 00:41:41,587 --> 00:41:43,890 What's going on? That was your cue to attack. 651 00:41:43,923 --> 00:41:46,659 Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was waiting for him to go first. 652 00:41:46,693 --> 00:41:48,804 Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice, 653 00:41:48,828 --> 00:41:51,264 so maybe the... the wing lady should go first? 654 00:41:51,297 --> 00:41:52,465 I have a name. 655 00:41:52,498 --> 00:41:54,500 But then I'd set her wings on fire, 656 00:41:54,534 --> 00:41:55,978 and I don't think any of us want that. 657 00:41:56,002 --> 00:41:58,304 Well, you don't want ice on wings. 658 00:41:58,337 --> 00:41:59,815 - Why? - They... It clogs the feathers. 659 00:41:59,839 --> 00:42:01,474 Just get him! 660 00:42:13,486 --> 00:42:14,821 Whoo! That was fun. 661 00:42:14,854 --> 00:42:17,557 Now then, let's go free Lex. 662 00:42:25,531 --> 00:42:26,833 This ends now, sister. 663 00:42:26,866 --> 00:42:29,469 I have you in my Lasso of Truth. 664 00:42:29,502 --> 00:42:31,404 Oh, you want the truth? 665 00:42:31,437 --> 00:42:32,972 The boots are a bit much. 666 00:42:45,551 --> 00:42:47,553 Is this really the best way to find Superman? 667 00:42:47,587 --> 00:42:49,489 Because to me, this just seems gross. 668 00:42:49,522 --> 00:42:51,357 What do you mean, gross? 669 00:42:51,390 --> 00:42:53,035 Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog. 670 00:42:53,059 --> 00:42:54,827 Next to licking any part of your body. 671 00:42:54,861 --> 00:42:56,662 I mean, I lick myself all the time. 672 00:42:56,696 --> 00:42:58,531 Well, that explains the breath. 673 00:42:58,564 --> 00:43:00,900 You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right? 674 00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:02,835 Well, I suggest you start sniffing. 675 00:43:02,869 --> 00:43:04,036 You know what they say, 676 00:43:04,070 --> 00:43:06,606 smell is the sight of the nose. 677 00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:07,874 No one says that. 678 00:43:07,907 --> 00:43:09,342 Well, they should. Check it. 679 00:43:11,377 --> 00:43:13,713 A poodle drooled right here. 680 00:43:13,746 --> 00:43:16,091 Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there. 681 00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:18,651 And on that corner... 682 00:43:18,684 --> 00:43:20,887 That corner right there... Oh, no. Dang. 683 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,322 A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt. 684 00:43:23,356 --> 00:43:25,024 She was a heavy crier. 685 00:43:25,057 --> 00:43:27,627 It's a superpower that every dog possesses. 686 00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,028 Even a wack one like you. 687 00:43:29,061 --> 00:43:31,097 I'm not wack. 688 00:43:36,636 --> 00:43:37,970 Ooh, is that a band-aid? 689 00:43:50,082 --> 00:43:52,919 - It's walk-o'clock. - What-oh-what? 690 00:43:52,952 --> 00:43:54,754 - Nothing. - Okay. 691 00:43:54,787 --> 00:43:56,823 Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname 692 00:43:56,856 --> 00:43:58,724 you got for your walks with your owner. 693 00:43:58,758 --> 00:44:03,095 All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out. 694 00:44:03,129 --> 00:44:05,665 Every morning, since I was a puppy. 695 00:44:05,698 --> 00:44:08,568 Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman, 696 00:44:08,601 --> 00:44:10,002 but at least you have us. 697 00:44:10,036 --> 00:44:12,104 A whole super team! 698 00:44:12,138 --> 00:44:14,073 The Mighty Oink! 699 00:44:14,106 --> 00:44:15,608 Squirrelverine. 700 00:44:16,542 --> 00:44:17,944 Droolo. 701 00:44:17,977 --> 00:44:19,478 Seriously? Droolo? 702 00:44:19,512 --> 00:44:21,514 And wait, where's Shell-on-wheels? Shell? 703 00:44:22,748 --> 00:44:24,750 What's happenin', sweet cheeks? 704 00:44:26,752 --> 00:44:30,022 Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type. 705 00:44:30,056 --> 00:44:32,491 Who needs words? 706 00:44:32,525 --> 00:44:34,627 Man, I wish I still had my powers. 707 00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:36,429 Yeah, what happened to them anyway? 708 00:44:36,462 --> 00:44:37,797 I ate some green kryptonite. 709 00:44:37,830 --> 00:44:40,466 A Kryptonian's only weakness. 710 00:44:40,499 --> 00:44:42,835 Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum? 711 00:44:42,869 --> 00:44:45,171 It was in some cheese. 712 00:44:45,205 --> 00:44:48,040 A dog's only weakness. 713 00:44:48,074 --> 00:44:50,076 Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. 714 00:44:50,109 --> 00:44:52,654 If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days 715 00:44:52,678 --> 00:44:54,180 until that thing passes. 716 00:44:54,214 --> 00:44:56,616 Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray. 717 00:44:56,649 --> 00:44:58,369 You guys, look! 718 00:45:04,023 --> 00:45:06,158 M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. 719 00:45:07,927 --> 00:45:09,128 Goddess, no! 720 00:45:15,134 --> 00:45:16,636 That sounded like a bone breaking. 721 00:45:18,238 --> 00:45:19,939 Is that even how it works? 722 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:26,078 I guess it's down to us. 723 00:45:26,112 --> 00:45:28,581 Who's ready to go save my best friend? 724 00:45:28,614 --> 00:45:31,117 You want us to fight her? 725 00:45:31,150 --> 00:45:33,686 She just took out the whole Justice League! 726 00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,088 And they all have opposable thumbs. 727 00:45:36,122 --> 00:45:40,026 Remember me when I'm gone, Fabrizio. 728 00:45:43,963 --> 00:45:46,732 Guys, relax. We'll be fine. 729 00:45:51,904 --> 00:45:53,873 Why are they so mad? 730 00:45:59,045 --> 00:46:00,846 You see? Totally fine. 731 00:46:02,282 --> 00:46:05,117 Now, let's hero up. 732 00:46:05,151 --> 00:46:07,153 All right, team, what are your stats? 733 00:46:07,186 --> 00:46:09,822 Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath... 734 00:46:09,855 --> 00:46:12,124 And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch. 735 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,494 What is that? 736 00:46:15,528 --> 00:46:17,630 Is that like a juice box flavor or something? 737 00:46:17,663 --> 00:46:21,067 No, it's Krypto's most powerful move. 738 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,736 It requires him to fly directly to the sun 739 00:46:23,769 --> 00:46:25,938 and absorb its deadly radiation, 740 00:46:25,972 --> 00:46:27,540 turning himself into 741 00:46:27,573 --> 00:46:30,710 a dog-shaped thermal energy event. 742 00:46:30,743 --> 00:46:33,980 Not even Superman himself has tried it. 743 00:46:34,013 --> 00:46:35,848 Because he doesn't have paws? 744 00:46:35,881 --> 00:46:38,184 Because it's not something you come back from. 745 00:46:38,218 --> 00:46:40,586 The punch causes a blast which takes out 746 00:46:40,619 --> 00:46:42,555 not only the villain who gets hit with the blow, 747 00:46:42,588 --> 00:46:45,157 but the hero who throws it. 748 00:46:45,192 --> 00:46:47,026 Sounds like a terrible power. 749 00:46:47,059 --> 00:46:48,204 Does sound like a good juice box, though. 750 00:46:48,228 --> 00:46:49,862 I would drink the juice box. 751 00:46:49,895 --> 00:46:52,665 Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go... 752 00:46:53,632 --> 00:46:55,901 My goodness! 753 00:46:55,935 --> 00:46:57,870 Look who's alive! 754 00:46:57,903 --> 00:47:00,307 Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we? 755 00:47:09,815 --> 00:47:11,284 Ace, deploy canine shield. 756 00:47:11,318 --> 00:47:12,852 What is a canine...? 757 00:47:17,723 --> 00:47:18,723 Evade! 758 00:47:22,728 --> 00:47:23,929 Excellent shielding. 759 00:47:23,963 --> 00:47:25,898 That seemed incredibly painful. 760 00:47:27,066 --> 00:47:29,001 Anybody wanna switch powers? 761 00:47:30,970 --> 00:47:32,071 You're up, pig. 762 00:47:32,104 --> 00:47:34,106 Okay, PB, think big! 763 00:47:44,984 --> 00:47:46,353 Squirrel, light 'em up. 764 00:47:50,056 --> 00:47:51,924 No, no, no. I can't. 765 00:47:51,957 --> 00:47:53,260 Of course you can. 766 00:47:53,293 --> 00:47:54,903 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 767 00:47:54,927 --> 00:47:58,198 I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me. 768 00:47:58,231 --> 00:48:01,634 Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing. 769 00:48:06,005 --> 00:48:07,149 Turtle, use your speed and get them.. 770 00:48:07,173 --> 00:48:08,208 On it. 771 00:48:15,948 --> 00:48:17,183 Where the am I? 772 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:22,621 You guys are terrible superheroes. 773 00:48:22,655 --> 00:48:26,092 I don't understand why you're not getting this. 774 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:29,196 Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool. 775 00:48:29,229 --> 00:48:31,063 Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh? 776 00:48:31,097 --> 00:48:32,965 - Oh, I'm paying attention. - Help. 777 00:48:32,998 --> 00:48:34,401 One-hundo percent attention. 778 00:48:34,434 --> 00:48:37,069 So thick and swole, his abs. 779 00:48:37,103 --> 00:48:38,271 His abs. 780 00:48:55,921 --> 00:48:58,391 Risky move for a dog with no powers. 781 00:48:58,425 --> 00:49:00,393 Some would say heroic. 782 00:49:00,427 --> 00:49:02,295 I would say dumb. 783 00:49:02,329 --> 00:49:03,996 Where is Superman? 784 00:49:04,029 --> 00:49:06,399 I'm not telling. 785 00:49:06,433 --> 00:49:08,934 Classic evil. Lex would be so proud. 786 00:49:08,968 --> 00:49:10,703 This is really about Lex Luthor? 787 00:49:10,736 --> 00:49:12,938 Don't you understand? He was testing on you. 788 00:49:12,972 --> 00:49:16,175 We were colleagues. We were scientists together. 789 00:49:16,209 --> 00:49:19,011 You were the guinea pig. Your hair fell out. 790 00:49:20,313 --> 00:49:23,749 Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me. 791 00:49:23,782 --> 00:49:26,018 That's more than I can say for your Superman. 792 00:49:26,051 --> 00:49:28,355 Superman needed me. He... he needs me. 793 00:49:28,388 --> 00:49:29,922 Does he? 794 00:49:29,955 --> 00:49:31,857 Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get 795 00:49:31,891 --> 00:49:34,827 everything he needs from his... 796 00:49:36,028 --> 00:49:37,696 fiancee. 797 00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:42,202 Oh, no. 798 00:49:42,235 --> 00:49:44,337 You didn't know they were getting married. 799 00:49:44,371 --> 00:49:46,839 I really am sorry, 'cause this must be 800 00:49:46,872 --> 00:49:49,742 so painful to have to hear this from me. 801 00:49:49,775 --> 00:49:51,177 No. You're lying. 802 00:49:51,211 --> 00:49:52,945 Am I? Huh. 803 00:49:52,978 --> 00:49:54,780 Well, then why did this little bauble 804 00:49:54,813 --> 00:49:56,249 fall out of his Underoos 805 00:49:56,283 --> 00:49:58,117 the night I took him down? 806 00:49:58,150 --> 00:49:59,852 Look at it. 807 00:49:59,885 --> 00:50:02,030 The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. 808 00:50:02,054 --> 00:50:04,156 Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late. 809 00:50:04,191 --> 00:50:07,294 Your boy's getting hitched. And that means... 810 00:50:07,327 --> 00:50:08,861 Bye-bye, dog. 811 00:50:09,962 --> 00:50:11,797 But don't worry, 812 00:50:11,830 --> 00:50:13,509 if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore, 813 00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:17,204 I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice. 814 00:50:30,082 --> 00:50:33,018 Wow! She threw that dog real far. 815 00:50:33,052 --> 00:50:35,522 You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried 816 00:50:35,555 --> 00:50:38,824 when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers, 817 00:50:38,857 --> 00:50:42,061 but then I remembered, uh, you're you. 818 00:50:42,094 --> 00:50:44,497 Come on, let's go, little piggies. 819 00:50:44,531 --> 00:50:46,966 What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class? 820 00:50:46,999 --> 00:50:48,999 Si. 821 00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:55,107 Hey, Lois Lane. 822 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:57,109 Always nice to see ya. 823 00:50:57,142 --> 00:50:59,212 Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this. 824 00:51:01,146 --> 00:51:04,551 Impressive destruction, but not my work. 825 00:51:04,584 --> 00:51:06,852 Your name is literally on the monster. 826 00:51:09,556 --> 00:51:13,426 Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up. 827 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:15,228 That's creepy. 828 00:51:15,262 --> 00:51:17,830 Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman? 829 00:51:17,863 --> 00:51:21,133 Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me, 830 00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:24,169 or my company, LexCorp International. 831 00:51:41,621 --> 00:51:44,089 Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang. 832 00:51:44,123 --> 00:51:46,426 Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, 833 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:49,462 and then gave it to me as a present. 834 00:51:49,496 --> 00:51:52,131 Vic, can you override their defenses? 835 00:51:52,164 --> 00:51:53,966 I can't do anything 836 00:51:53,999 --> 00:51:56,269 while they got me stuck in airplane mode. 837 00:51:56,303 --> 00:51:58,571 All those protocols for an alien invasion, 838 00:51:58,605 --> 00:52:00,407 nothing for little furballs. 839 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,577 These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake 840 00:52:04,611 --> 00:52:07,079 messing with the King of... 841 00:52:07,112 --> 00:52:09,048 Hey, hold on. Is that fish food? 842 00:52:10,617 --> 00:52:12,951 Aw, someone was hungy. 843 00:52:12,985 --> 00:52:16,922 Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy." 844 00:52:16,955 --> 00:52:19,958 Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team. 845 00:52:19,992 --> 00:52:21,894 Krypto? 846 00:52:21,927 --> 00:52:25,565 Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us. 847 00:52:25,598 --> 00:52:26,965 No. 848 00:52:26,999 --> 00:52:28,368 He doesn't have his powers. 849 00:52:31,103 --> 00:52:33,206 But those other animals do. 850 00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,376 And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis? 851 00:52:36,409 --> 00:52:38,077 Yeah, about that. 852 00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:41,247 He's not the greatest with other animals. 853 00:52:41,281 --> 00:52:43,283 He better get it together soon, 854 00:52:43,316 --> 00:52:46,252 or those ferrets are gonna take over the world. 855 00:52:49,088 --> 00:52:50,256 Is he okay? 856 00:52:52,392 --> 00:52:54,427 Looks like he's still breathing. 857 00:52:54,461 --> 00:52:55,928 Yep. He's alive. 858 00:52:55,961 --> 00:52:57,263 Pay up, dog. 859 00:53:00,433 --> 00:53:03,068 You bet on if I was alive? 860 00:53:03,102 --> 00:53:05,238 Nope. I bet on if you were dead. 861 00:53:05,271 --> 00:53:07,172 I bet you were horribly maimed. 862 00:53:07,207 --> 00:53:09,442 - What a fun game. - Hey! 863 00:53:09,476 --> 00:53:11,578 So, what, uh, what is this place anyway? 864 00:53:11,611 --> 00:53:13,380 Is this some type of fancy DMV? 865 00:53:13,413 --> 00:53:16,516 Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice. 866 00:53:16,549 --> 00:53:19,519 This is where the Justice League hangs out. 867 00:53:19,552 --> 00:53:21,421 I bet they're all super tight buds, 868 00:53:21,454 --> 00:53:23,064 and they, like, try on each other's clothes 869 00:53:23,088 --> 00:53:24,700 and then they eat, like, really fun snacks, 870 00:53:24,724 --> 00:53:27,460 and then they probably just tell each other everything. 871 00:53:28,628 --> 00:53:31,930 Yeah. Everything. 872 00:53:39,305 --> 00:53:41,508 He seems sad and defeated. 873 00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:43,710 So, it is a DMV. 874 00:53:43,743 --> 00:53:46,379 Maybe one of us should go talk to him. 875 00:53:46,413 --> 00:53:47,614 Not it. 876 00:53:47,647 --> 00:53:50,450 Ace, you always know what to say. 877 00:54:15,575 --> 00:54:16,985 Watch out for the... 878 00:54:17,009 --> 00:54:18,478 ...invisible jet. 879 00:54:22,147 --> 00:54:24,350 I just want to be alone. 880 00:54:24,384 --> 00:54:27,019 This is the best place to watch the sunset. 881 00:54:27,052 --> 00:54:29,656 You wanna be alone, why don't you go some place uglier? 882 00:54:29,689 --> 00:54:32,258 Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman? 883 00:54:32,292 --> 00:54:33,992 Of course I do. 884 00:54:34,026 --> 00:54:35,994 He's my best friend. 885 00:54:36,028 --> 00:54:37,430 At least I thought he was. 886 00:54:38,665 --> 00:54:40,733 Things are changing so fast, 887 00:54:40,767 --> 00:54:43,470 he didn't even tell me he was getting married. 888 00:54:43,503 --> 00:54:45,303 That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh? 889 00:54:47,373 --> 00:54:50,343 Yeah, well, people are complicated. 890 00:54:51,478 --> 00:54:52,612 How would you know? 891 00:54:53,613 --> 00:54:54,613 Nah, forget it. 892 00:55:02,522 --> 00:55:04,457 You had an owner. 893 00:55:06,593 --> 00:55:08,428 Right. That's your business. 894 00:55:08,461 --> 00:55:09,662 I am not gonna pry. 895 00:55:12,532 --> 00:55:13,700 Was he nice? 896 00:55:17,135 --> 00:55:18,471 They. 897 00:55:18,505 --> 00:55:20,440 My owner was a family. 898 00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:28,113 A mom, 899 00:55:28,715 --> 00:55:29,782 a dad, 900 00:55:30,817 --> 00:55:32,084 and her. 901 00:56:36,783 --> 00:56:40,253 Ace, what you did for that little girl... 902 00:56:40,286 --> 00:56:42,889 Nah. It was nothin'. 903 00:56:42,922 --> 00:56:45,425 I just did what any dog would do. 904 00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:48,328 And they just gave you away? 905 00:56:48,361 --> 00:56:49,762 I don't blame them. 906 00:56:49,796 --> 00:56:52,265 They were just protecting their kid. 907 00:56:52,298 --> 00:56:53,833 But you saved her. 908 00:56:53,866 --> 00:56:55,435 And I'd do it again. 909 00:56:56,703 --> 00:56:58,170 Worst day of my life, 910 00:56:58,204 --> 00:56:59,772 but I wouldn't change a thing about it. 911 00:57:00,373 --> 00:57:01,507 Why not? 912 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:03,876 Well, when you love somebody, 913 00:57:03,910 --> 00:57:06,379 and I mean, you really love them, 914 00:57:06,412 --> 00:57:08,548 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 915 00:57:09,949 --> 00:57:11,751 Even if that means letting them go. 916 00:57:13,519 --> 00:57:14,854 Even if it hurts? 917 00:57:16,389 --> 00:57:18,658 Especially then. 918 00:57:18,691 --> 00:57:21,159 You know what they say about dogs, don't you? 919 00:57:21,194 --> 00:57:22,662 Never feed us chocolate. 920 00:57:23,696 --> 00:57:25,231 We love unconditionally. 921 00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:42,093 Excuse me, sir. 922 00:57:44,450 --> 00:57:46,419 I am really bad at this. 923 00:57:46,452 --> 00:57:47,687 That's just because 924 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,455 you're still learning your powers. 925 00:57:49,489 --> 00:57:51,824 Every hero struggles like this. 926 00:57:51,858 --> 00:57:54,627 Until they have their training montage. 927 00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:24,357 They're gonna need a longer montage. 928 00:58:24,390 --> 00:58:26,826 Those guys, well, they suck visibly. 929 00:58:26,859 --> 00:58:30,229 Yes, I... I can agree with you there, 930 00:58:30,263 --> 00:58:31,798 but they're stronger than you think. 931 00:58:33,299 --> 00:58:35,802 PB just needs to love herself 932 00:58:35,835 --> 00:58:37,570 as much as she loves everyone else. 933 00:58:38,871 --> 00:58:40,907 Chip needs to feel safe. 934 00:58:40,940 --> 00:58:43,543 And Merton... 935 00:58:43,576 --> 00:58:45,645 Merton needs leafy greens. 936 00:58:45,678 --> 00:58:46,779 You really know them, huh? 937 00:58:46,813 --> 00:58:48,281 It's called listenin'. 938 00:58:48,314 --> 00:58:49,716 You learn a lot about someone 939 00:58:49,749 --> 00:58:52,385 when you're locked up with them forever. 940 00:58:52,418 --> 00:58:53,886 Wait a minute. 941 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,589 Lulu was in the shelter with you, too. 942 00:58:56,622 --> 00:58:57,857 What did you learn about her? 943 00:58:57,890 --> 00:58:59,592 All that guinea pig ever talked about 944 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:01,294 was world domination 945 00:59:01,327 --> 00:59:03,863 and some bald dude with nice hands. 946 00:59:03,896 --> 00:59:05,698 Lex. 947 00:59:05,732 --> 00:59:08,668 Of course. Stryker's Island. 948 00:59:08,701 --> 00:59:10,803 She must be going there to spring him. 949 00:59:10,837 --> 00:59:12,905 Not if we get there first. Come on! 950 00:59:12,939 --> 00:59:14,016 Watch out for the... 951 00:59:15,575 --> 00:59:18,344 Invisible jet. Yep. 952 00:59:18,377 --> 00:59:19,912 Maybe put up a sign. 953 00:59:19,946 --> 00:59:21,647 Or rope it off. 954 00:59:21,681 --> 00:59:23,282 Maybe some cones. 955 00:59:25,651 --> 00:59:28,588 Intruders. Intruders. 956 00:59:28,621 --> 00:59:30,590 Adorable intruders. 957 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:35,027 They are so cute. 958 00:59:35,061 --> 00:59:38,564 No. That's my robot brother. 959 00:59:39,499 --> 00:59:40,933 This is it. 960 00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:43,035 Finally, the two great minds of our generation, 961 00:59:43,069 --> 00:59:44,804 back together. 962 00:59:44,837 --> 00:59:46,806 Your pet is coming for you, Lexi. 963 00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:51,077 Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers! 964 01:00:02,054 --> 01:00:04,991 Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting. 965 01:00:05,024 --> 01:00:06,859 Actually, I feel like I am her 966 01:00:06,893 --> 01:00:08,804 because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat. 967 01:00:08,828 --> 01:00:10,839 And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat. 968 01:00:10,863 --> 01:00:12,632 And now I'm eating her peanut. 969 01:00:12,665 --> 01:00:15,034 More importantly, can a dog fly a plane? 970 01:00:15,067 --> 01:00:18,004 Of course. I can fly. This can fly. 971 01:00:18,037 --> 01:00:19,972 It'll be just like riding a bike. 972 01:00:20,006 --> 01:00:21,908 Do you know how to ride a bike? 973 01:00:21,941 --> 01:00:23,643 No, I know how to fly. 974 01:00:24,844 --> 01:00:26,479 Relax, we'll be fine. 975 01:00:28,447 --> 01:00:29,882 Stop saying that! 976 01:00:29,916 --> 01:00:31,450 We're never fine! 977 01:00:49,135 --> 01:00:51,838 Who shot us down? 978 01:00:51,871 --> 01:00:54,807 Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible. 979 01:00:54,841 --> 01:00:57,009 It's really more transparent. 980 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,748 Whiskers? 981 01:01:02,782 --> 01:01:05,017 Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker's. 982 01:01:05,051 --> 01:01:08,154 Sorry, I can't do that. Lulu saved my life. 983 01:01:08,187 --> 01:01:09,722 Now, I must take yours. 984 01:01:10,122 --> 01:01:11,390 Goodbye. 985 01:01:27,773 --> 01:01:28,774 In here. 986 01:01:31,878 --> 01:01:33,479 Okay. Everybody stay quiet. 987 01:01:35,448 --> 01:01:37,016 - What "oh"? - I'm gonna... 988 01:01:37,049 --> 01:01:38,517 No, never mind. 989 01:01:38,551 --> 01:01:39,785 No, wait, never mind. 990 01:01:39,819 --> 01:01:40,987 Never mind, never mind. 991 01:01:44,991 --> 01:01:48,461 What's happening, handsome? 992 01:01:48,494 --> 01:01:50,529 Come on, we're both grown-ups. 993 01:01:50,563 --> 01:01:51,964 Don't leave me hanging, okay? 994 01:01:54,901 --> 01:01:57,069 Ay, she's going to see us. 995 01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:00,606 PB, I'm gonna need you 996 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,209 to get a little smaller. 997 01:02:02,242 --> 01:02:05,177 I know, I just can't control it. 998 01:02:05,212 --> 01:02:10,750 Even with powers, I'm nothing like Wonder Woman. 999 01:02:10,783 --> 01:02:15,222 One, two, kitty's coming for you. 1000 01:02:15,255 --> 01:02:18,724 PB, there's something you should know about Wonder Woman. 1001 01:02:18,758 --> 01:02:20,493 Praise be her name. 1002 01:02:20,526 --> 01:02:23,129 Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman. 1003 01:02:23,162 --> 01:02:25,031 And if you really wanna be like her, 1004 01:02:25,064 --> 01:02:26,432 you'll be yourself. 1005 01:02:38,010 --> 01:02:40,680 I'm gonna rip you limb from limb. 1006 01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:43,149 Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up. 1007 01:02:43,182 --> 01:02:46,686 But what if the demonic laser gato devours me? 1008 01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:47,687 Or all of us? 1009 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,088 Or she only spares me, 1010 01:02:49,121 --> 01:02:52,225 and I forever carry the guilt of survival? 1011 01:02:52,259 --> 01:02:54,593 Chip, we all go to dark places. 1012 01:02:54,627 --> 01:02:56,996 I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean. 1013 01:02:57,029 --> 01:02:58,998 But you can't spend the rest of your life 1014 01:02:59,031 --> 01:03:00,933 stuck in your own head. 1015 01:03:00,967 --> 01:03:02,269 You're right. 1016 01:03:02,302 --> 01:03:04,503 It is really scary in here. 1017 01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:08,107 Okay. You can do this, Chip. 1018 01:03:09,008 --> 01:03:10,609 Get out of your head! 1019 01:03:16,983 --> 01:03:19,986 All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton. 1020 01:03:20,019 --> 01:03:22,922 It all started in Central City, 1854. 1021 01:03:25,024 --> 01:03:27,526 I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby. 1022 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,961 Why won't you play with me? 1023 01:03:30,963 --> 01:03:33,032 And I had a whole period in the '60s 1024 01:03:33,065 --> 01:03:34,834 where I was basically a full-time alchemist. 1025 01:03:34,867 --> 01:03:37,136 Merton, we don't have time. 1026 01:03:37,169 --> 01:03:39,572 Here. Try these. 1027 01:03:43,109 --> 01:03:45,212 None of you are turtles! 1028 01:03:45,245 --> 01:03:48,114 This explains so much! 1029 01:03:48,147 --> 01:03:50,016 Super-Pets, 1030 01:03:50,049 --> 01:03:51,851 come out to play. 1031 01:03:54,754 --> 01:03:57,857 That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision. 1032 01:03:57,890 --> 01:03:59,959 Good thing you've got something better. 1033 01:03:59,992 --> 01:04:00,960 What's that? 1034 01:04:00,993 --> 01:04:02,061 Us, you idiot. 1035 01:04:06,299 --> 01:04:08,834 Okay, pack. I have a plan. 1036 01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:21,281 See you in heck. 1037 01:04:36,095 --> 01:04:37,696 What's the matter? 1038 01:04:37,730 --> 01:04:39,131 Cat got your tongue? 1039 01:04:41,301 --> 01:04:42,601 Now! 1040 01:04:49,809 --> 01:04:51,977 Boom-boom-boom. Here I go. 1041 01:04:52,011 --> 01:04:53,913 Mrs. Fast Pants. 1042 01:05:32,151 --> 01:05:33,353 Meow, meow, buh-bye. 1043 01:05:51,238 --> 01:05:53,306 I still have eight more lives. 1044 01:05:54,707 --> 01:05:56,175 Come on. 1045 01:05:56,209 --> 01:05:57,743 How fun was that? 1046 01:05:57,776 --> 01:05:59,745 A missile was shot into my chest! 1047 01:05:59,778 --> 01:06:01,056 Uh, that's one way to put it. 1048 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,391 There's no other way to put it. 1049 01:06:02,415 --> 01:06:05,084 A missile was just shot into my chest. 1050 01:06:05,117 --> 01:06:07,953 The threat was neutered, thanks to Krypto and friends. 1051 01:06:08,888 --> 01:06:10,789 This is amazing! 1052 01:06:10,823 --> 01:06:14,194 - Yes! Humanity is saved. - No! 1053 01:06:14,227 --> 01:06:17,129 My baby made friends. 1054 01:06:20,966 --> 01:06:22,768 If you all had pets, you'd understand. 1055 01:06:22,801 --> 01:06:25,405 You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord. 1056 01:06:25,438 --> 01:06:27,706 And tore up my couch. 1057 01:06:27,740 --> 01:06:29,141 Man, I loved that couch. 1058 01:06:29,175 --> 01:06:31,977 On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, 1059 01:06:32,011 --> 01:06:33,446 but he thought we were dating. 1060 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,081 All the creatures of the sea are my friends. 1061 01:06:36,115 --> 01:06:39,718 Except for that one eel who knows what he did. 1062 01:06:39,752 --> 01:06:42,087 Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy. 1063 01:06:42,121 --> 01:06:44,023 Oh! Are you allergic or...? 1064 01:06:44,056 --> 01:06:47,260 As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. 1065 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:49,296 I can still hear the screams 1066 01:06:49,329 --> 01:06:52,064 as their dark wings flapped around me, 1067 01:06:52,097 --> 01:06:54,767 scratching my chubby, childish flesh. 1068 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,169 I'm tormented every waking moment. 1069 01:07:00,273 --> 01:07:02,442 I really think a pet would be good for you. 1070 01:07:09,449 --> 01:07:11,016 I got Lulu's scent. 1071 01:07:11,050 --> 01:07:12,352 She's this way. 1072 01:07:12,385 --> 01:07:15,255 Well, look at you being a dog. 1073 01:07:15,288 --> 01:07:18,023 Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch... 1074 01:07:18,057 --> 01:07:19,959 and down that hall... 1075 01:07:19,992 --> 01:07:21,394 Oh, dang, 1076 01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:23,108 I think a robot guard got his heart broken. 1077 01:07:24,231 --> 01:07:25,898 Dolores. 1078 01:07:29,369 --> 01:07:32,505 I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific. 1079 01:07:37,109 --> 01:07:39,312 Lex! I'm here! 1080 01:07:40,447 --> 01:07:43,015 - We're finally reunited. - Halt. 1081 01:07:44,517 --> 01:07:48,153 Ah. The student returns to the teacher. 1082 01:07:48,187 --> 01:07:50,155 Oh, good. Your marmot baby. 1083 01:07:50,189 --> 01:07:51,824 Shove it. 1084 01:07:51,857 --> 01:07:53,857 I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of... 1085 01:07:57,597 --> 01:08:00,032 Now, I have a present for you. 1086 01:08:00,065 --> 01:08:02,435 Um, it's not here, but I have pictures of it. 1087 01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,136 Loser, loser. 1088 01:08:04,169 --> 01:08:05,871 Look at all their dumb outfits. 1089 01:08:05,904 --> 01:08:09,476 Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League. 1090 01:08:09,509 --> 01:08:12,412 Wow! You really did study. 1091 01:08:12,445 --> 01:08:15,315 Ooh! And wait until you see this. 1092 01:08:15,348 --> 01:08:17,850 Okay, I don't know how that got in there. 1093 01:08:17,883 --> 01:08:19,286 No one wants that, right? 1094 01:08:19,319 --> 01:08:21,454 Well, clearly, I've been hacked. 1095 01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:23,490 Okay, let's get you out of here. 1096 01:08:23,523 --> 01:08:25,558 Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1097 01:08:25,592 --> 01:08:27,594 I can't believe this is actually happening. 1098 01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:38,070 This ends now, rodent. 1099 01:08:38,103 --> 01:08:40,473 You were just defeated by... Let me remember it. 1100 01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,941 The League of Super-Pets. 1101 01:08:42,975 --> 01:08:44,577 Brring, brring. Hello, who's there? 1102 01:08:44,611 --> 01:08:46,279 Uh, the League of Super-Pets. 1103 01:08:46,313 --> 01:08:49,081 Give it up, Lulu. It's over. 1104 01:08:49,114 --> 01:08:51,917 You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this. 1105 01:08:51,950 --> 01:08:54,254 I'm toast. I'm a goner. 1106 01:08:54,287 --> 01:08:55,355 Not. 1107 01:08:57,657 --> 01:08:59,925 No! 1108 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:02,161 One more step and the puppy gets it. 1109 01:09:03,296 --> 01:09:05,097 Unless your friends 1110 01:09:05,130 --> 01:09:07,600 walk into those cells over there. 1111 01:09:07,634 --> 01:09:09,369 Ace, attack. I'll be fine. 1112 01:09:09,402 --> 01:09:11,204 You'll be a pancake. 1113 01:09:11,237 --> 01:09:13,005 Okay, I'm gonna count to three 1114 01:09:13,038 --> 01:09:14,607 and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil. 1115 01:09:14,641 --> 01:09:15,608 Two... 1116 01:09:15,642 --> 01:09:17,544 All right, Lulu. You win. 1117 01:09:17,577 --> 01:09:19,912 No! Don't listen to her. 1118 01:09:19,945 --> 01:09:21,381 What choice do we have? 1119 01:09:21,414 --> 01:09:23,550 Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad. 1120 01:09:24,983 --> 01:09:27,152 He doesn't wanna go in the cage, 1121 01:09:27,186 --> 01:09:30,523 but he has to, to save the other one. 1122 01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,625 Everyone is upset. 1123 01:09:44,704 --> 01:09:46,905 Okay. Now then, where was I? 1124 01:09:51,444 --> 01:09:53,413 Let me look at you, my pet. 1125 01:09:54,046 --> 01:09:55,348 Oh, Lex. 1126 01:10:17,136 --> 01:10:18,438 Lex? 1127 01:10:18,471 --> 01:10:19,572 Lex, what are you doing? 1128 01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,641 We're a team. 1129 01:10:21,674 --> 01:10:23,142 Lex, we were scientists together. 1130 01:10:23,175 --> 01:10:24,977 No. Lex, what are you doing? 1131 01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:27,247 I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit 1132 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,648 with a rodent, did you? 1133 01:10:28,681 --> 01:10:30,983 Lex! 1134 01:10:32,352 --> 01:10:35,221 Little turn of events! 1135 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:46,666 Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack. 1136 01:10:46,699 --> 01:10:48,201 Hold up, wait! For real? 1137 01:10:48,234 --> 01:10:50,169 She left us to die in a fire, remember? 1138 01:10:50,203 --> 01:10:52,137 Yeah, but if we work together, 1139 01:10:52,171 --> 01:10:54,474 we can get outta here and save Superman. 1140 01:10:55,742 --> 01:10:57,976 Huh. You truly love him. 1141 01:10:58,010 --> 01:10:59,245 Of course I do. 1142 01:10:59,279 --> 01:11:00,979 You're a fool. 1143 01:11:01,013 --> 01:11:03,316 He'll only break your heart. 1144 01:11:03,349 --> 01:11:05,652 Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor, 1145 01:11:05,685 --> 01:11:09,087 and destroy him before he gets the chance. 1146 01:11:09,121 --> 01:11:10,723 What are you talking about? 1147 01:11:10,757 --> 01:11:14,494 Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale? 1148 01:11:14,527 --> 01:11:16,596 In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League 1149 01:11:16,629 --> 01:11:18,997 is gonna go kaboom. 1150 01:11:19,031 --> 01:11:23,503 If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours. 1151 01:11:23,536 --> 01:11:25,605 No. I won't let you hurt him. 1152 01:11:25,638 --> 01:11:27,373 Just one question, 1153 01:11:27,407 --> 01:11:30,376 how are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage? 1154 01:11:30,410 --> 01:11:32,177 You're trapped, too, genius. 1155 01:11:32,212 --> 01:11:35,047 Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter, 1156 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,418 I always have an exit strategy. 1157 01:11:39,219 --> 01:11:40,453 Hey, girl. 1158 01:11:40,487 --> 01:11:42,388 Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex? 1159 01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:47,125 Okay, I feel like I can say this now, 1160 01:11:47,159 --> 01:11:48,595 I never liked him. 1161 01:11:48,628 --> 01:11:50,296 Lex will pay for what he's done. 1162 01:11:52,198 --> 01:11:53,766 Right alongside the Justice League. 1163 01:11:57,670 --> 01:11:59,339 You won't get away with this. 1164 01:11:59,372 --> 01:12:02,509 I say this with love. You are all losers. 1165 01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:05,545 You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers 1166 01:12:05,578 --> 01:12:08,180 until the end of your loser lives. 1167 01:12:08,214 --> 01:12:10,283 Oh, and Krypto, 1168 01:12:10,316 --> 01:12:12,485 I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you. 1169 01:12:20,293 --> 01:12:22,262 Well, well, well. 1170 01:12:22,295 --> 01:12:24,430 If it isn't the Justice League, 1171 01:12:24,464 --> 01:12:27,834 captured by me, entirely on my own. 1172 01:12:27,867 --> 01:12:30,168 The guinea pig did literally everything. 1173 01:12:30,203 --> 01:12:33,473 Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great. 1174 01:12:33,506 --> 01:12:34,807 But it's all worth it. 1175 01:12:34,841 --> 01:12:37,443 Because you chumps are going down for good. 1176 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:44,584 It's no use. 1177 01:12:44,617 --> 01:12:46,151 These cells were designed 1178 01:12:46,184 --> 01:12:48,555 to keep anyone with powers from escaping. 1179 01:12:48,588 --> 01:12:50,623 You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out. 1180 01:12:52,292 --> 01:12:54,460 Well, we can't just give up. 1181 01:12:54,494 --> 01:12:56,563 There's a difference between giving up 1182 01:12:56,596 --> 01:12:58,498 and knowing when it's over. 1183 01:12:58,531 --> 01:13:01,568 Mm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes. 1184 01:13:01,601 --> 01:13:03,303 I'm not a superhero. 1185 01:13:04,304 --> 01:13:05,805 I'm not even a good dog. 1186 01:13:08,207 --> 01:13:09,375 When I was a puppy, 1187 01:13:09,409 --> 01:13:11,578 I promised I'd watch over Superman. 1188 01:13:11,611 --> 01:13:13,212 And I failed. 1189 01:13:13,246 --> 01:13:15,448 All because I was jealous of Lois. 1190 01:13:15,481 --> 01:13:17,550 Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs? 1191 01:13:17,584 --> 01:13:19,586 Ba-bang! 1192 01:13:19,619 --> 01:13:21,788 Superman was my only friend 1193 01:13:21,821 --> 01:13:24,490 and I was afraid to lose that. 1194 01:13:24,524 --> 01:13:26,359 But you can't blame yourself. 1195 01:13:26,392 --> 01:13:28,461 I'm the only one to blame. 1196 01:13:28,494 --> 01:13:29,896 If I really was his friend, 1197 01:13:29,929 --> 01:13:31,664 I'd have been there for him no matter what. 1198 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,166 My father was right. 1199 01:13:35,435 --> 01:13:36,769 My problem is me. 1200 01:13:42,475 --> 01:13:44,444 I'm sorry. 1201 01:13:44,477 --> 01:13:46,446 Nah, man, you're good. 1202 01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:48,881 You're just finally being real with yourself. 1203 01:13:48,915 --> 01:13:51,451 You can't have justice without truth. 1204 01:13:51,484 --> 01:13:52,585 Thanks, Ace. 1205 01:13:53,519 --> 01:13:54,721 But it's too late. 1206 01:13:56,623 --> 01:13:58,524 Are you sure about that, perrito? 1207 01:13:58,558 --> 01:14:00,169 What do you mean? 1208 01:14:00,193 --> 01:14:01,260 You're flying. 1209 01:14:01,294 --> 01:14:02,328 What? 1210 01:14:02,362 --> 01:14:03,396 I'm... 1211 01:14:03,429 --> 01:14:04,931 My powers. 1212 01:14:04,964 --> 01:14:06,699 I'm back! 1213 01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:08,868 The kryptonite has left the dog. 1214 01:14:08,901 --> 01:14:11,404 Well, that does smell like sandalwood. 1215 01:14:19,345 --> 01:14:22,248 All right, time to save the Justice League. 1216 01:14:22,281 --> 01:14:24,584 Let's crack some skulls. 1217 01:14:26,753 --> 01:14:28,755 No, you've done enough. 1218 01:14:28,788 --> 01:14:30,757 Um, say what now? 1219 01:14:30,790 --> 01:14:33,660 I started this with one best friend to save 1220 01:14:33,693 --> 01:14:35,361 and now I have four more. 1221 01:14:35,395 --> 01:14:37,397 Aw! He means us. 1222 01:14:37,430 --> 01:14:40,767 I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake. 1223 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,902 But don't worry, when this is over, 1224 01:14:42,935 --> 01:14:45,170 I'm still taking you all to that farm. 1225 01:14:45,805 --> 01:14:47,273 Pup, up and away! 1226 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:50,910 You believe that dog? 1227 01:14:50,943 --> 01:14:52,512 Has an emotional breakthrough, 1228 01:14:52,545 --> 01:14:54,947 gets his powers back, and then bounces. 1229 01:14:54,981 --> 01:14:57,417 - I thought it was sweet. - Me, too. 1230 01:14:57,450 --> 01:15:00,219 I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest. 1231 01:15:18,438 --> 01:15:20,740 Time for the death of Superman. 1232 01:15:20,773 --> 01:15:22,809 I'm not so sure about that. 1233 01:15:24,544 --> 01:15:26,412 Ugh! This guy again? 1234 01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:12,792 Any last words? 1235 01:16:12,825 --> 01:16:16,295 I love saying that. 1236 01:16:16,329 --> 01:16:19,599 Any last words? Ooh, it is fun. 1237 01:16:19,632 --> 01:16:22,001 Hey. You liked my little joke? 1238 01:16:22,034 --> 01:16:24,570 Lockin' you up in the cell. 1239 01:16:24,604 --> 01:16:27,006 That was funny, right? Right? 1240 01:16:27,039 --> 01:16:29,675 No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex. 1241 01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:31,444 No, hey... What? Come on! 1242 01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:37,049 Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no. 1243 01:16:38,518 --> 01:16:39,752 Lock the gates. 1244 01:16:44,624 --> 01:16:45,892 Ew, I can't wait that long. 1245 01:16:45,925 --> 01:16:47,860 Let's do it now. I want to do it now. 1246 01:16:49,529 --> 01:16:50,897 Are you sure about this? 1247 01:16:50,930 --> 01:16:52,899 I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind. 1248 01:16:52,932 --> 01:16:56,002 We liked the kidnapping, but if you do this, they'll die. 1249 01:16:56,035 --> 01:16:57,503 That's the point of... 1250 01:16:57,537 --> 01:16:59,505 What did you think we were doing? 1251 01:16:59,539 --> 01:17:01,574 Mark, Keith, suffer. 1252 01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:05,511 Stand down. 1253 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,825 Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now. 1254 01:17:09,849 --> 01:17:11,350 I'm, like, creeped out. 1255 01:17:11,384 --> 01:17:12,985 Bye. 1256 01:17:17,590 --> 01:17:18,958 Fly over there. 1257 01:17:18,991 --> 01:17:20,993 You mean, toward the murder rodent? 1258 01:17:21,027 --> 01:17:22,395 Where is Superman? 1259 01:17:22,428 --> 01:17:23,763 You're too late. 1260 01:17:23,796 --> 01:17:25,398 I'm sending him back to the place 1261 01:17:25,431 --> 01:17:27,033 from whence he came from. 1262 01:17:27,066 --> 01:17:28,067 Boop! 1263 01:17:35,842 --> 01:17:36,876 No! 1264 01:17:43,683 --> 01:17:45,017 What... What's going on? 1265 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:46,652 Uh, yeah, funny story. 1266 01:17:46,686 --> 01:17:48,888 I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship. 1267 01:17:48,921 --> 01:17:50,122 All billionaires have 'em. 1268 01:17:50,156 --> 01:17:51,390 It's true. 1269 01:18:01,834 --> 01:18:05,805 Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket. 1270 01:18:05,838 --> 01:18:08,074 When it leaves Earth's atmosphere, 1271 01:18:09,575 --> 01:18:11,077 it'll implode. 1272 01:18:17,483 --> 01:18:19,185 We're just coughing. Go! 1273 01:18:19,219 --> 01:18:20,753 I'm coming for you, Superman. 1274 01:18:23,890 --> 01:18:25,057 Not so fast. 1275 01:18:28,928 --> 01:18:30,529 Who gets to live, doggy? 1276 01:18:30,563 --> 01:18:33,599 The man you love, or the woman he does? 1277 01:18:33,633 --> 01:18:35,601 You can't save them both on your own. 1278 01:18:43,609 --> 01:18:44,744 What's up, dog? 1279 01:18:44,777 --> 01:18:47,146 Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol? 1280 01:18:47,179 --> 01:18:50,583 I thought I told you guys to stay put. 1281 01:18:50,616 --> 01:18:52,585 When do we ever listen to you? 1282 01:18:54,186 --> 01:18:56,489 Boo! I'm bored! 1283 01:18:56,522 --> 01:18:58,791 Let's get to the fiery crash. 1284 01:19:01,827 --> 01:19:02,995 You save Superman. 1285 01:19:03,029 --> 01:19:04,697 - From a rocket? - I trust you. 1286 01:19:05,932 --> 01:19:07,867 Okay, but from a rocket, though? 1287 01:19:10,903 --> 01:19:12,138 Hop on, y'all. 1288 01:19:12,171 --> 01:19:14,006 Because this pig right here 1289 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,809 is about to go ham. 1290 01:19:48,208 --> 01:19:50,243 That thing took our Superman. 1291 01:19:51,244 --> 01:19:52,712 She's goin' down. 1292 01:19:58,651 --> 01:20:00,686 Merton, hit it. 1293 01:20:15,835 --> 01:20:16,869 Ay! 1294 01:20:20,873 --> 01:20:22,575 It's over, hamster. 1295 01:20:22,608 --> 01:20:24,744 Hamster? 1296 01:20:24,777 --> 01:20:28,248 A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil. 1297 01:20:33,019 --> 01:20:34,653 A hamster is a chipmunk 1298 01:20:34,687 --> 01:20:37,690 with nothing interesting going on fur-wise. 1299 01:20:48,235 --> 01:20:50,669 You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna. 1300 01:21:09,855 --> 01:21:13,326 Well, I loosened it for you. 1301 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:15,262 Man, I hate bein' invulnerable. 1302 01:21:15,295 --> 01:21:18,231 Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow. 1303 01:21:18,265 --> 01:21:19,865 Why couldn't I have been stretchy? 1304 01:21:19,899 --> 01:21:21,659 Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something. 1305 01:21:41,254 --> 01:21:42,355 No! 1306 01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:54,900 Face it. 1307 01:21:54,934 --> 01:21:56,269 - It's over. - Huh? 1308 01:22:02,409 --> 01:22:04,143 Your Superman is no more 1309 01:22:04,176 --> 01:22:08,415 and now his precious little dog is about to... 1310 01:22:08,448 --> 01:22:10,049 What? What is it? 1311 01:22:10,082 --> 01:22:11,684 Do I have something on my face? 1312 01:22:11,717 --> 01:22:13,719 Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready? 1313 01:22:13,752 --> 01:22:15,020 Should I pop it? 1314 01:22:26,832 --> 01:22:29,802 Hey, guys. Big fan. 1315 01:22:29,835 --> 01:22:32,638 Um... You all see the giant pig too, right? 1316 01:22:33,806 --> 01:22:35,141 No. How did they...? 1317 01:22:35,174 --> 01:22:36,942 You forgot one thing, Lulu. 1318 01:22:36,976 --> 01:22:39,379 Unlike you, I have friends. 1319 01:23:10,009 --> 01:23:12,711 You're right, you do have friends. 1320 01:23:14,013 --> 01:23:16,483 But not for long. 1321 01:24:01,361 --> 01:24:03,929 Kneel before Lulu. 1322 01:24:12,137 --> 01:24:13,806 Oh, come on. 1323 01:24:15,074 --> 01:24:18,345 I said, kneel! 1324 01:24:35,328 --> 01:24:38,063 - Try to keep up, turtle. - Okay. 1325 01:24:38,097 --> 01:24:39,242 Porcine creature... 1326 01:24:39,266 --> 01:24:40,333 ...follow my lead. 1327 01:24:43,135 --> 01:24:45,238 Batman works alone. 1328 01:24:45,272 --> 01:24:47,540 Except for Robin, and Alfred, 1329 01:24:47,574 --> 01:24:49,276 Commissioner Gordon... 1330 01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,019 Don't mess up my half-fro! 1331 01:25:07,126 --> 01:25:08,428 I am Aquaman. 1332 01:25:14,501 --> 01:25:16,035 Get it, squirrel! 1333 01:25:16,068 --> 01:25:17,145 ...Justice League, 1334 01:25:17,169 --> 01:25:18,538 Batgirl, Batwoman, 1335 01:25:18,571 --> 01:25:20,072 my IT crew, 1336 01:25:20,105 --> 01:25:22,208 whoever Morgan Freeman played, 1337 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,410 Ah, what the heck. 1338 01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:02,415 Watch, you pathetic pooch, 1339 01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:05,050 as I destroy everyone you care for. 1340 01:26:05,084 --> 01:26:06,386 And there's nothing in the world 1341 01:26:06,419 --> 01:26:08,087 you can do to stop me. 1342 01:26:14,927 --> 01:26:16,363 You're right, Lulu, 1343 01:26:16,396 --> 01:26:19,432 there's nothing I can do in this world to stop you. 1344 01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:21,100 What are you talking about, man? 1345 01:26:21,133 --> 01:26:22,369 And why was your syntax 1346 01:26:22,402 --> 01:26:24,671 so oddly structured in that sentence? 1347 01:26:24,704 --> 01:26:27,072 Keep an eye on Supes for me. 1348 01:26:28,107 --> 01:26:29,476 Where's he going? 1349 01:26:29,509 --> 01:26:33,011 No. Not the Solar Paw Punch. 1350 01:26:33,045 --> 01:26:34,947 The juice box thing? 1351 01:26:34,980 --> 01:26:36,316 But that'll kill him. 1352 01:26:36,349 --> 01:26:38,016 Krypto, no. 1353 01:26:46,259 --> 01:26:47,560 You were right, Ace. 1354 01:26:49,128 --> 01:26:51,331 I am a few guineas short of a pig. 1355 01:27:12,017 --> 01:27:14,019 Well, when you love somebody, 1356 01:27:14,052 --> 01:27:16,322 and I mean, you really love them, 1357 01:27:16,356 --> 01:27:19,359 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 1358 01:27:19,392 --> 01:27:20,560 Even if it hurts? 1359 01:27:22,495 --> 01:27:23,596 Especially then. 1360 01:28:02,469 --> 01:28:04,537 No! 1361 01:28:38,304 --> 01:28:40,406 Man, it sucks being a canine shield. 1362 01:28:43,243 --> 01:28:45,445 I think my teeth are still glowing. 1363 01:28:45,478 --> 01:28:47,547 You saved my life, man. 1364 01:28:47,580 --> 01:28:50,148 Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours. 1365 01:28:51,451 --> 01:28:53,185 You know what they say about dogs. 1366 01:28:55,655 --> 01:28:57,700 So, something did get through that super skull of yours. 1367 01:28:57,724 --> 01:28:59,459 Don't make me take it back. 1368 01:29:03,496 --> 01:29:05,732 - Bum, bum, bum. - Bye. 1369 01:29:09,335 --> 01:29:11,704 What? What have you done to me? 1370 01:29:11,738 --> 01:29:13,573 I'm in hot dog water, aren't I? 1371 01:29:13,606 --> 01:29:14,807 No! 1372 01:29:14,841 --> 01:29:16,476 Yeah! 1373 01:29:26,586 --> 01:29:28,454 Oh, thank goodness you're okay. 1374 01:29:36,429 --> 01:29:37,764 I'm happy for you, buddy. 1375 01:29:40,199 --> 01:29:41,801 You know Krypto rescued me? 1376 01:29:41,834 --> 01:29:43,236 I know the feeling. 1377 01:29:44,671 --> 01:29:46,873 He rescued me a long time ago. 1378 01:29:46,906 --> 01:29:48,641 He's a good dog. 1379 01:29:53,413 --> 01:29:54,614 Come here, boy. 1380 01:29:57,917 --> 01:29:59,586 Hey. 1381 01:30:02,488 --> 01:30:04,457 I'm sorry, Krypto. 1382 01:30:04,490 --> 01:30:07,293 You know you'll always be my best friend. 1383 01:30:07,327 --> 01:30:09,495 And nothing can ever change that. 1384 01:30:15,335 --> 01:30:16,603 Oh, one more thing. 1385 01:30:22,241 --> 01:30:23,619 Wow, look at that. 1386 01:30:23,643 --> 01:30:25,912 I did have this whole thing planned, but.. 1387 01:30:25,945 --> 01:30:27,447 Oh, no, please, 1388 01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,381 this is exactly how I always pictured it. 1389 01:30:28,414 --> 01:30:29,749 Giant evil guinea pig. 1390 01:30:29,782 --> 01:30:32,385 This... This was on my vision board. Really. 1391 01:30:32,418 --> 01:30:34,387 You wanna keep going? 1392 01:30:34,420 --> 01:30:35,655 Yes, I would. Thank you. 1393 01:30:36,689 --> 01:30:38,725 Lois Joanne Lane, 1394 01:30:38,758 --> 01:30:42,261 make me the happiest Superman in the universe. 1395 01:30:42,295 --> 01:30:43,563 - Will you.. - Yeah, okay! 1396 01:30:44,964 --> 01:30:46,766 Prenup. 1397 01:30:54,774 --> 01:30:56,476 Squeezy Bruce! 1398 01:30:56,509 --> 01:30:59,879 That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out. 1399 01:31:07,820 --> 01:31:10,356 Hey, don't worry. I got you. 1400 01:31:13,426 --> 01:31:15,261 Okay, what's happening? 1401 01:31:15,294 --> 01:31:16,629 Wow, this is so weird. 1402 01:31:16,663 --> 01:31:18,765 So beautiful! 1403 01:31:18,798 --> 01:31:20,566 High-fiving so slow 1404 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:21,880 when we're both really fast. Huh. 1405 01:31:23,536 --> 01:31:26,539 Princess Diana of Themyscira, 1406 01:31:26,572 --> 01:31:28,441 I humbly present myself, 1407 01:31:28,474 --> 01:31:31,377 Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you. 1408 01:31:33,246 --> 01:31:35,848 You will be a mighty warrior. 1409 01:31:36,949 --> 01:31:38,484 And cuddle buddy. 1410 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:43,589 Woe is me. 1411 01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,983 No One cares about the water guy. 1412 01:31:46,893 --> 01:31:48,861 This water guy does. 1413 01:31:48,895 --> 01:31:50,496 Hey, my name's Keith. 1414 01:31:51,764 --> 01:31:54,500 Aw, little piggy kisses. 1415 01:31:55,568 --> 01:31:56,869 Hey, smokey. 1416 01:31:56,903 --> 01:31:58,337 You're looking a little burnt out. 1417 01:31:58,371 --> 01:32:00,573 Need a light? 1418 01:32:00,606 --> 01:32:01,817 Oh, look at me! 1419 01:32:01,841 --> 01:32:02,942 Aw, come here. 1420 01:32:02,975 --> 01:32:04,877 I'm Mark. And your name? 1421 01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:11,651 So, you are a dog. 1422 01:32:12,385 --> 01:32:14,487 I am the Batman. 1423 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:16,723 Sorry, I'm not really great with animals. 1424 01:32:16,756 --> 01:32:18,524 Yeah, I'm not really great with people. 1425 01:32:18,558 --> 01:32:20,727 Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood. 1426 01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:23,463 As a child, my family was taken from me. 1427 01:32:23,496 --> 01:32:25,465 As a puppy, I was taken from my family. 1428 01:32:25,498 --> 01:32:27,266 So, I've steeled myself. 1429 01:32:27,300 --> 01:32:28,877 My emotions, always in check. 1430 01:32:28,901 --> 01:32:32,371 No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses. 1431 01:32:35,308 --> 01:32:36,642 Ah, what the heck? 1432 01:32:38,811 --> 01:32:39,946 Good boy. 1433 01:32:39,979 --> 01:32:42,248 Okay, the Batman loves you, too. 1434 01:32:46,018 --> 01:32:47,019 Oh! Hey, Pops. 1435 01:32:47,053 --> 01:32:49,555 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 1436 01:32:51,324 --> 01:32:53,760 Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you. 1437 01:32:54,861 --> 01:32:56,596 Fireworks suck! 1438 01:32:56,629 --> 01:32:59,298 Tell Gail I said hey! 1439 01:32:59,332 --> 01:33:02,034 Looks like you worked everything out with Superman. 1440 01:33:02,068 --> 01:33:05,071 Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too. 1441 01:33:05,104 --> 01:33:07,440 And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville. 1442 01:33:07,473 --> 01:33:09,233 I promised them that it would be their new... 1443 01:33:13,613 --> 01:33:15,081 ...home. 1444 01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,544 Hey, Chip-tonite, 1445 01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:46,088 - How's it going with Jessica? - We're getting pretty close 1446 01:33:46,112 --> 01:33:49,048 as person and pet. She even put a ring on it. 1447 01:33:52,018 --> 01:33:54,453 Nice costume game, PB. 1448 01:33:54,487 --> 01:33:57,523 Thanks! It even has magnets. 1449 01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:08,901 Um, how long is this gonna take? 1450 01:34:08,935 --> 01:34:11,571 I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets. 1451 01:34:11,604 --> 01:34:13,339 Spoiler alert, they're twins. 1452 01:34:28,988 --> 01:34:30,556 You're late. 1453 01:34:30,590 --> 01:34:31,967 Sorry, me and the Dark Knight were playing 1454 01:34:31,991 --> 01:34:34,460 a little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman? 1455 01:34:35,895 --> 01:34:37,096 So disrespectful. 1456 01:34:37,129 --> 01:34:38,731 Y'all started it. 1457 01:34:38,764 --> 01:34:40,132 So, what's the mission? 1458 01:34:40,166 --> 01:34:41,534 We can answer that. 1459 01:34:43,603 --> 01:34:46,005 Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated. 1460 01:34:46,038 --> 01:34:47,106 This could be dangerous. 1461 01:34:47,139 --> 01:34:48,741 We have to stop him. 1462 01:34:48,774 --> 01:34:50,943 Tighten your collars. We've got work to do. 1463 01:34:52,912 --> 01:34:55,381 I ate the FedEx guy. 1464 01:34:56,916 --> 01:34:58,751 Hey, I know that dog. 1465 01:34:58,784 --> 01:35:01,587 He's giant and blue and about to crush us. 1466 01:35:01,621 --> 01:35:03,589 Can't crush what we have. 1467 01:35:03,623 --> 01:35:06,959 Say it back. Come on. 1468 01:35:06,993 --> 01:35:09,795 - Come on. - Can't crush what we have. 1469 01:35:12,899 --> 01:35:15,001 Super-Pets, activate! 1470 01:37:48,854 --> 01:37:50,323 Hello? 1471 01:37:50,357 --> 01:37:52,925 Excuse me. It's me. 1472 01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:55,795 Are any adorable animals going to let me out? 1473 01:37:55,828 --> 01:37:57,330 Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat? 1474 01:37:57,364 --> 01:37:58,664 Nope. 1475 01:38:00,866 --> 01:38:03,370 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 1476 01:38:03,403 --> 01:38:05,871 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 1477 01:38:16,682 --> 01:38:18,984 Oh. It's you. Hi. 1478 01:38:19,018 --> 01:38:20,953 Let's be honest. 1479 01:38:20,986 --> 01:38:23,323 The two of us are the real brains behind this operation. 1480 01:38:23,356 --> 01:38:24,824 Forget Lex. 1481 01:38:24,857 --> 01:38:26,625 We should team up. 1482 01:38:26,659 --> 01:38:29,262 So, what do you say? 1483 01:38:29,296 --> 01:38:31,831 You wanna come live in a studio apartment? 1484 01:38:33,132 --> 01:38:34,166 Like, with you? 1485 01:38:34,201 --> 01:38:37,036 Like, pet-owner situation? 1486 01:38:37,069 --> 01:38:42,174 Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes! 1487 01:38:42,209 --> 01:38:44,043 So, just something to know about me. 1488 01:38:44,076 --> 01:38:45,978 I'm passionate about world domination 1489 01:38:46,011 --> 01:38:48,147 and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month. 1490 01:44:11,604 --> 01:44:12,971 Fetch! 1491 01:44:22,682 --> 01:44:24,484 That's my toy. 1492 01:44:24,517 --> 01:44:26,719 Then, why is it in my mouth? 1493 01:44:29,556 --> 01:44:31,023 Superman. 1494 01:44:31,056 --> 01:44:32,292 Black Adam. 1495 01:44:33,426 --> 01:44:35,093 Your owner's a hero, too? 1496 01:44:35,127 --> 01:44:37,263 Antihero. 1497 01:44:37,297 --> 01:44:40,667 It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. 1498 01:44:40,700 --> 01:44:42,335 You make up your own rules, 1499 01:44:42,368 --> 01:44:44,036 and then you break them. 1500 01:44:44,069 --> 01:44:46,071 Also, you can ignore most moral 1501 01:44:46,104 --> 01:44:49,509 and ethical conventions because no one can stop you. 1502 01:44:49,542 --> 01:44:52,044 Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain. 1503 01:44:52,077 --> 01:44:53,513 Antihero. 1504 01:44:53,546 --> 01:44:57,149 If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain? 1505 01:44:57,182 --> 01:45:00,253 Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you. 1506 01:45:00,286 --> 01:45:01,788 Very villain thing to do. 1507 01:45:01,821 --> 01:45:04,056 It's a fine line, not gonna lie. 1508 01:45:04,089 --> 01:45:06,693 Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto. 1509 01:45:06,726 --> 01:45:08,528 Oh, yeah? Watch him. 1510 01:45:14,099 --> 01:45:15,401 My toy.