1 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:39,681 ♪ I know I'm a winner, I know that I'm hot ♪ 2 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,517 This is the Phoenix family. 3 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,895 ♪ Straight to the top, gonna make it ♪ 4 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,174 ♪ Gonna make it ♪ 5 00:01:46,176 --> 00:01:47,690 And with talent like this, 6 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,442 these kids are really gonna make it. 7 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,612 ♪ Gonna make it, gonna make it, gonna make it ♪ 8 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,365 ♪ Gonna make it ♪ 9 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,622 My first guest... 10 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,750 - Burning up the big screen... - Academy-award nominated actor... 11 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,418 - "Gladiator." - "Gladiator." 12 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,462 - and "Signs." - Here's Joaquin Phoenix. 13 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,093 ("I Walk The Line" Instrumental Playing) 14 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,020 You never played guitar or sang before this? 15 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,772 Had you ever sung before? 16 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,358 It was completely foreign to me. 17 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,802 When I held the guitar the first time 18 00:02:32,803 --> 00:02:33,944 I didn't know what to make of it. 19 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,155 Joaquin Phoenix, "Walk the Line." 20 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:41,034 ♪ I keep a close watch on this heart of mine ♪ 21 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:46,165 ♪ I keep my eyes wide open all the time ♪ 22 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:50,460 ♪ I keep the ends out for the tie that binds ♪ 23 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,546 ♪ Because you're mine ♪ 24 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,882 ♪ I walk the line ♪ 25 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,360 I'm just fucking, like, stuck in this 26 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,655 ridiculous, like, self-imposed 27 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,491 fucking prison of 28 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:24,369 characterisation, you know? 29 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,372 It happened to me young. It's like the chicken or the egg. 30 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,166 I don't know what came first... 31 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,835 Whether they said that I was 32 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,671 emotional and intense and complicated, 33 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,674 or whether I... 34 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:41,178 Or whether I was truly complicated 35 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,513 and intense and then they responded to it. 36 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:46,058 Then, like, once they responded to it, 37 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,685 then I responded to what they were saying. 38 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:51,772 And, yeah, I utilised it in some ways. 39 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,233 And there's... I am embarrassed about that. 40 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,360 And that's what a lot of this is about. 41 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:59,863 I mean, I guess that's why I agreed to do this documentary 42 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:03,075 is because I don't wanna... 43 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,911 I don't want to play the character of Joaquin anymore. 44 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,872 Like, I want to be whatever I am. 45 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,875 And my artistic output thus far, 46 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,919 when I am really fucking honest with myself, 47 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,088 has been fucking fraudulent. 48 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,549 And now for the first time I'm doing something 49 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,635 that is... whether you like it or not, 50 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,263 it really represents me. 51 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,808 And maybe that's fucking stupid, to want to be represented, 52 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,977 to care... I don't care. 53 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,896 Not that. But I don't want to be... 54 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,648 You know, think what you think about me. 55 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:38,110 Hate me or like me, just don't misunderstand me. 56 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,569 That's it. 57 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,786 Hello. 58 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:52,416 I love those rare pure moments in between action and cut, 59 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,502 but everything else was fucking misery to me. 60 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,797 We talk about it being this creative expression, 61 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,133 and really you're just a fucking puppet. 62 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,926 You're this dumb fucking doll 63 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,595 that wears what someone else tells you to wear, 64 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:08,098 stands where someone else tells you to stand, 65 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,600 says what somebody else tells you to say. 66 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:13,103 That's not expression. That's not creativity. 67 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,105 And I have more to offer than that. 68 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,985 My purpose on this earth is not to interpret 69 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,280 somebody else's words or to try and capture 70 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,824 a moment for somebody else. 71 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,703 It's to bring what is inside me out. 72 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,671 Everybody in life has at one point said, 73 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,465 "I don't like my job. 74 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:43,508 I don't like who I am. 75 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,719 I don't like the people that are around me. 76 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:49,056 I want something better for myself," that "I have a dream." 77 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,657 I think everyone's about that at some point. 78 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,019 My dream, my responsibility... 79 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,604 is to mess up... 80 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,147 Guys, we're shooting. 81 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,358 - Hey, Antony? - Yeah? 82 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,975 My man, can you get the dogs out 83 00:06:00,976 --> 00:06:02,652 while we do this interview, please? 84 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,656 I work for Joaquin essentially as a general assistant. 85 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,909 I've known him for 15 years. He's a friend. 86 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,328 We've made music together. I've cooked for him. I've cleaned. 87 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,706 ♪ You see, I've been walking backwards ♪ 88 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,876 ♪ Up steepest of hills ♪ 89 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:23,006 ♪ The tears can't wash away ♪ 90 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,550 ♪ What money could not buy ♪ 91 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,303 This is where I live at the moment. 92 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,390 It is a sober living, 93 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,267 and I am one of the residents here 94 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:38,647 after having a problem drinking too much. 95 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,441 Not too much... well, too much. 96 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,319 Drinking too much and getting into trouble. 97 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:48,407 Hopefully working on this, if it's cool with, you know, 98 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,660 you, Case, and just to kind of get somebody to assist 99 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,746 and we can throw him some bread now and again and stuff. 100 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,499 I met him when I played a concert. 101 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,960 I used to play in a band 102 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,575 and I played a concert at the 103 00:07:01,576 --> 00:07:03,422 Whisky A Go Go here in Los Angeles. 104 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,623 We started to become friends when we both got into motorbikes. 105 00:07:05,624 --> 00:07:07,204 And you got one as well, and we all started 106 00:07:07,205 --> 00:07:08,677 riding around on motorbikes in New York. 107 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,012 That was, in a way, where we sort of, like, 108 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,599 hit it off as friends. If you can call it that. 109 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,852 Smile, dude. This is going to be fucking great. 110 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,338 We're going to go to San Francisco. 111 00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:19,438 We definitely need you there. 112 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:28,071 We were asked to create 113 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,407 an evening at Davies Symphony Hall 114 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,618 to honour Paul Newman who had just passed away 115 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,829 and to raise a lot of money 116 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,623 for very chronically ill children. 117 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,626 When did you find out you were gonna come here? 118 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,629 It seems like this afternoon, but it couldn't have been. 119 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,007 Last night. Yeah, last night about 10:20 120 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,009 I got a text from Joaq. 121 00:07:49,198 --> 00:07:52,598 God, this is so fucking weird. The idea of being in a fucking... 122 00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:57,677 My life becoming a film after trying to get out of film. 123 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,926 - I'm playing a hit man? - Yeah. 124 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:00,979 - Bullshit. - Yeah. 125 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,647 Are you fucking serious? 126 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,901 I'm not being typecast in my fucking theatre debut 127 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,153 when I'm also retiring. 128 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,113 That's what fucking stup... 129 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,990 That's fucking stupid. 130 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,493 There he is. How are you? 131 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,245 It's all of us coming together which is exciting. 132 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,415 That's a cool thing, is for... this is kinda like... 133 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,834 it's kinda like the dream team. 134 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,881 I love you. 135 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,348 - Okay, that's all. - This is the world... 136 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,475 That's... "The World of Nick Adams" is the piece? 137 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,644 - Yeah. - Are you playing Nick, Case? 138 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:44,439 He has it much worse. He never leaves the stage. 139 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,858 Oh, I see, start there. 140 00:08:47,179 --> 00:08:48,379 I can't believe this. 141 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,580 So Casey's character goes throughout the whole play? 142 00:08:52,301 --> 00:08:55,301 He totally downplayed that when he got me involved. 143 00:08:55,754 --> 00:08:59,354 This is my last acting thing I'm doing. 144 00:09:00,218 --> 00:09:01,818 Retiring, yeah. 145 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:05,165 Enough's enough. 146 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,820 I fucking hate it. 147 00:09:08,637 --> 00:09:10,637 You wanna go out on this play? 148 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,470 I remember I started saying some lines and he kinda stops me, 149 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,805 he whispers at me and he goes, 150 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,390 "Hey, man, I didn't know 151 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,475 we were supposed to do it in an accent." 152 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,018 "What do you want to eat, Al?" 153 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,980 "I don't know..." Why are you doing an accent? 154 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,648 I'm not. 155 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,733 "I don't know. What do you want to eat, Al..." oh no. 156 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,403 So I tried to do the scene and about halfway through it 157 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,989 he's like, "Dude, you're doing it in 158 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,406 an accent now." I'm like, "I'm not." 159 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,590 "I'll have the roast pork tenderloin 160 00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:38,660 with apple sauce and mashed potatoes." 161 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,078 Are you doing an accent? 162 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,496 No, I'm not. 163 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,499 I'm fucking stressed because I just feel the fucking... 164 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,960 Just the fucking obligation is not on you. 165 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,421 You don't have the pressure of fucking hundreds of kids 166 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,756 that are getting this funding for this fucking play. 167 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,509 So that if the performance isn't received well 168 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,099 or if I'm not received well, that it 169 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,637 comes back... that it's bigger than me. 170 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,556 All you have to deal with is me. 171 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,516 You don't see me complaining. 172 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,602 It's like fucking Sean said, 173 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,437 we're here for the kids. That's what it's about. 174 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,815 You're not. You're here for me. Just help... just do that. 175 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,026 Dude, this is the last thing that I'm doing 176 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,278 and you're thinking about yourself as the lead, 177 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,759 instead of thinking about what this 178 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,072 really is, which is my last moment. 179 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,691 I wasn't thinking about myself. I never 180 00:10:17,692 --> 00:10:19,034 thought... it never crossed my mind. 181 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,869 You're acting with fucking everybody. 182 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,204 You get to do a scene with fucking Hanks. 183 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,540 You do a scene with fucking... With Sean. 184 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,044 You do a scene... you're gonna get to stand there when fucking... 185 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,712 Jack's up there doing his thing. 186 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,048 And, with all due respect, 187 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,758 I'm with fucking Danny De Vito. 188 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,927 Why did you have him put it on the card for? 189 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,722 That's the dinner. You get that at 6:00. See, it's 10 to 6:00? 190 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,391 - That clock says 6:00. - Yeah, it's 10 minutes fast. 191 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,227 The clock says 6:00. 192 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,899 Joaquin, how are you, my man? 193 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,901 Nice to see you again. Hey, Casey, how are you? 194 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,503 - What's up? How are you? - Good to see you. 195 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,988 Listen, I want to take this opportunity 196 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,436 also to give you an exclusive and 197 00:10:58,437 --> 00:10:59,949 just talk a little bit about the fact 198 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,934 that this will be my last performance as 199 00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:03,662 an actor. I'm not doing films anymore. 200 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,121 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 201 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,957 Joaquin Phoenix done with acting? 202 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,085 Listen, I want to take this opportunity 203 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,628 also to give you an exclusive and 204 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,254 just talk a little bit about the fact 205 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,298 that this will be my last performance as an actor. 206 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,342 I'm not doing films anymore. 207 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,902 That's what he told our Jerry 208 00:11:18,903 --> 00:11:20,679 Penacoli. Joaquin, say it ain't so. 209 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,123 The phone has been ringing off the 210 00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:24,641 hook. The emails are out of control. 211 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,310 Sue, "Two Lovers" will be my last press stuff that I'll do. 212 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,022 And I'm not acting anymore and I'm doing this hip-hop record. 213 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,609 ♪ And all the world is green ♪ 214 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,196 ♪ So pretend that you owe ♪ 215 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,610 It's not hard enough to make a transition 216 00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:42,876 and I don't need my fucking brother-in-law 217 00:11:42,877 --> 00:11:43,877 making it more difficult. 218 00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:45,344 If you wanted this to be handled better 219 00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:47,122 then you should have fucking talked to your publicist. 220 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:48,795 You should have had a press release, but 221 00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,375 you don't want to talk to anyone like that 222 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,294 because you don't want to deal with any of that fucking bullshit. 223 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,380 So then don't deal with that bullshit, but what happens 224 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,465 is when you walk down a red carpet, 225 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,552 you have to answer the fucking questions on your own. 226 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,888 I didn't know what you wanted me to say, man. 227 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,349 This is you, dude. 228 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,064 I love it, man. 229 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,699 That's what motherfucking retirement's about. 230 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,736 - Playing by our own rules. - I know, I know. 231 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,822 Are you ready? 232 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,701 Fine. But my shit smells, dude. 233 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,376 Lar, out. 234 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,506 What about if they laugh at you? 235 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,383 I've been laughed at before, man. 236 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,511 I mean, have you seen some of the movies I've done? 237 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,932 Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement today. 238 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,685 Phoenix announced that he was retiring from acting. 239 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,270 Phoenix has announced 240 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,855 he is retiring from Hollywood... 241 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,940 He is a former Oscar nominee who walked away... 242 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,234 may be calling it quits right in the prime of his career. 243 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,903 Leaving Tinseltown... 244 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,031 We're hearing that he's done. 245 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,576 If you're telling me "I cannot act anymore," right, 246 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,537 I think it'd be a shame. But if you're saying 247 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,935 "I just don't... don't send me any scripts. 248 00:13:11,936 --> 00:13:13,708 I just want to be shut off to it," 249 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,211 I think that's a mistake, because I think it is something... 250 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,464 Yeah, of course, but within reason. Yeah, no. You know. 251 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,638 So there's... 252 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,615 what? 253 00:13:28,616 --> 00:13:29,616 The one that's... 254 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,101 ♪ There goes fame like a train ♪ 255 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,603 ♪ Speeding faster than bullets, everybody's moving back ♪ 256 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,897 ♪ Arms flying up on some "no sir," backs is breaking ♪ 257 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,233 ♪ And times were tinkered, we'll all go drinking ♪ 258 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,000 ♪ Time to go away when the workers streaking ♪ 259 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,236 Reference to retiring. 260 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,571 ♪ Nobody else had the guts to stand up and not give a fuck ♪ 261 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,573 ♪ And walk out on all that love ♪ 262 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,242 That one's better than the first one. 263 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,118 ♪ It's a drug, this whole fame game ♪ 264 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,288 ♪ Gonna plug your lame shit on sofas with David Letterman ♪ 265 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,041 ♪ Worse yet, Jaybird get to singing you to welcome death ♪ 266 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,502 ♪ But you see, the fucking thing is I'm gonna get up ♪ 267 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,504 ♪ And dust myself off again ♪ 268 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,673 ♪ You can do this, Joaquin, with the help of your fans ♪ 269 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,633 ♪ With the help of your fans ♪ 270 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,135 So I started with this piano... 271 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,723 This'll be how the bass... 272 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,902 ♪ Take it all, kid, don't you wanna get rich? ♪ 273 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,947 ♪ Your mother got a stage, now get your ass up on there, kid ♪ 274 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,157 ♪ If you wanna make the crew happier than shit ♪ 275 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,369 ♪ Then you'll shut her ass up, you little son of a bitch ♪ 276 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,705 Hey, Tom, it's Nic. 277 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,875 Yeah, I'm calling about coming in tonight with J.P. 278 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,420 Yep. 279 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,173 And do you have a mike if he wants to perform? 280 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,900 You got the home boy Joaquin Phoenix 281 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,611 about to kick some rap for you all one time. 282 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,905 Let's go, brother. 283 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,731 - I liked it. - Thanks, man. 284 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,399 I thought, "So fuck them," right? 285 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,652 And J.P... oh, Joaquin Phoenix 286 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,738 or Johnny Cash, whatever the fuck his name is. 287 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,823 I made it to the point in my career 288 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,618 where I didn't have to, like, impress or show people. 289 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,912 They just knew and I think I grew comfortable in that 290 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,456 and I thought that I could just, like, 291 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,750 jump into this and have the same impact, 292 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,836 but... 293 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,505 They weren't seeing it, 294 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,298 but you have to give people time, you know? 295 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,133 And maybe they were seeing, you know, 296 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,095 the movie actor up there rapping and... 297 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,347 But... but my... 298 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,474 Right, but there's nothing about 299 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,476 the fuck... the lyrics, 300 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,812 there's truth if they just would have just fucking listened. 301 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,981 ♪ Billing be top, kid be rocking the star ♪ 302 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,525 ♪ Flash cars and bulbs taking over his whole fucking yard ♪ 303 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,528 ♪ Times is crazy, mothers be packing up their babies ♪ 304 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,447 ♪ Papa'd be Swayze, lit up on some Johnny Blaze shit ♪ 305 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,033 ♪ Billy Crudup got the stage shit, I never try to play this ♪ 306 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,553 ♪ All I ever needed was a band of people screaming ♪ 307 00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:38,404 ♪ Calling out from their cars and their windows ♪ 308 00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:39,464 ♪ What they're staring ♪ 309 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,791 ♪ And peering in to get a creep at this crazy motherfucker ♪ 310 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,377 ♪ Tearing up the screen and always paparazzi ducking ♪ 311 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,171 ♪ Stepped away from the light, it wasn't right ♪ 312 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,172 Yeah yeah. 313 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,348 ♪ Took the bull by the horns, I ain't gonna give up the fight ♪ 314 00:16:49,349 --> 00:16:52,051 ♪ Tonight's my night and any motherfucker that wanna be ♪ 315 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,970 - No no, I changed it. - That was great. 316 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,972 - That was great. - No, I don't need you. 317 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,641 - No, I mean, but it was... - I know, but what I'm saying is 318 00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,995 if you listen... that's what I'm 319 00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,477 saying, your reaction, "It was great," 320 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,646 you felt it. They didn't, 321 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,482 because they were preconceived. 322 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,985 I feel like this is out of my control now. 323 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,862 Like, who's fucking producing this shit? 324 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,322 I don't know where the... I need a... 325 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,325 A producer who can fucking explode the fucking eggshell away 326 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,327 and let the album start its life. 327 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,163 So, Dre. 328 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,706 Dre? 329 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,834 I mean, he's like one of the best out there. 330 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,003 Dude, I'm saying if Dre fucking... 331 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,172 - Dre's gonna be into it. - Okay. 332 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,715 But then it's just a Dre album. 333 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,592 I don't know. Do you know what I mean? 334 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,219 What about... what about, what about, what about Rick Rubin? 335 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:39,098 So the bad news is Rick Rubin and Dr. Dre are both booked. 336 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,434 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 337 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,270 - All right. - But the good news is 338 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,464 that it looks like P Diddy might be available. 339 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,465 Oh, no way. 340 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,525 So I've got a call into his people right now, 341 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,593 but I just wanted to touch base before I went any further. 342 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,447 You know, all you can do is do something for yourself, 343 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,865 believe in it, love it 344 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,117 and then fucking put it out in their world 345 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,369 and hope that people like it... 346 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,788 Love it. 347 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,957 I just talked to Carline at Bad Boy. 348 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,543 Yep, so he'll meet with him? 349 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,379 Diddy's going to be in New York this weekend, 350 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,382 so we can... and he wants to meet with you. 351 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,384 Well, I'm just gonna let him know 352 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,554 that we'll know sometime between Friday and Sunday. 353 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,890 It might just be last minute. You might get there 354 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,476 Thursday night and Friday I might get a call 355 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,228 and you might have to see him Friday. 356 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,147 No, I understand. We'll just be there. 357 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,733 Hopefully we can get them two together 358 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,778 and get them to meet up, but I'm not promising anything. 359 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,731 So I go to fucking New York... 360 00:18:35,732 --> 00:18:38,074 And we wait for her to give us a call. 361 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,784 It's like... 362 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,246 We'll make it work whenever Diddy's available. 363 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,164 This is fucking ridiculous. 364 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,999 Good? 365 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,085 It's good. 366 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,003 ♪ New York, New York, it's the captain speaking ♪ 367 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,673 ♪ Buckle up, sit tight, we about to kick the streets in ♪ 368 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,758 ♪ Start from scratch, no, it ain't a thing, man ♪ 369 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,302 ♪ I come with Diddy and I keep on creeping creeping ♪ 370 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,429 ♪ Creeping ♪ 371 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,306 So is this true? 372 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,267 You're done? You're just... 373 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,102 You're going straight for the music? 374 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,437 - Yeah. - Wow. 375 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,148 Yeah, I really want it to be like 376 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,192 a hip-hop "Bohemian Rhapsody" kind of thing, you know? 377 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,278 I'm wanting it to be epic. 378 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,531 Epic is good. Epic is... 379 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,116 It's good. 380 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,118 Epic is... 381 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,953 Epic is epic. 382 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,832 Too big to burn up in our atmosphere, 383 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,502 these pieces of ice and rocks come hurtling down 384 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,297 on an unsuspecting metropolis. 385 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,049 Well, it's Sunday afternoon and I haven't heard nothing. 386 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,594 Can you just call them and find out what's going on? 387 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,356 Do the snow angel, dude. I can beat you. 388 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,151 Do the snow angel. Do the fucking snow angel. 389 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,403 Dude, do the fucking snow angel. 390 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,365 Do the snow angel, Lar. Do the fucking snow angel, dude. 391 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,826 Do the fucking snow angel. 392 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,329 Dude, do it. Look at mine. 393 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,831 Look at mine. Look at mine, dude. 394 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,374 - That's bad. - Huh? 395 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,585 You're fine. Dude, you only have wings. 396 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,338 His angel doesn't have fucking legs. 397 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,341 Look, you don't have any leg... 398 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,242 - I don't think you have balls. - That's a funny bit. 399 00:20:20,243 --> 00:20:22,678 You know, the big YouTube video is just a little midget... 400 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:26,515 A little midget Indian being like... 401 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,352 They think everything is funny. 402 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,520 Have you seen their shows? 403 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,105 And they got... there's one... 404 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,733 I wish I could remember what the fucking song was. 405 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,693 It's fucking genius. 406 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,365 I can't... it's so funny. 407 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,408 And the thing is they think they're funny 408 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,452 and they don't even hear how they sound. 409 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,537 You know, the accent sounds normal to them. 410 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:52,041 And the clothes look normal. They still think it's funny. 411 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,419 It's doubly funny for us. 412 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,463 Whoo. 413 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,966 Whoo. 414 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,425 Freeze-frame. 415 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,930 Ow ow. 416 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,890 - You faggot. Busted. - Ow ow ow. 417 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,809 - You're a fucking... - Ow, fuck. 418 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,061 Running around like a fucking idiot, dude. 419 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:16,399 - You got shit on your face. - Okay... ow, fuck. Ow. 420 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:20,069 Hey, Diddy can't do it now for a few days, I'm being told. 421 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,613 I don't know, they said maybe we could try for Saturday morning. 422 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,491 I don't know. I don't know if it's going to happen this weekend. 423 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,576 I'm sorry. I wish I had better news for you. 424 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,078 I want to be triumphant, man. 425 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,330 I want to be like... 426 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,750 ♪ And I got the blues once again like an old fool ♪ 427 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,003 ♪ And then I jump down and jump back up ♪ 428 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,005 ♪ And broke all the rules ♪ 429 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,424 ♪ I couldn't say yes anymore to their games ♪ 430 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:45,261 ♪ I had to say no even if it costs me my sane-ity ♪ 431 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:49,140 What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck acts like this? 432 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,851 I think he thinks you aren't serious now. 433 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,686 - Why? - I haven't read it, 434 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,914 but I know there's something 435 00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:56,314 "Entertainment Weekly" just printed 436 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,150 saying you aren't really quitting and it's a hoax. 437 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,446 They said they had an anonymous source... Someone close to you. 438 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:07,283 I don't know too much about all the details, 439 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:10,202 but, man, he got a phone call and that was it. 440 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,788 It says in quotations, "He said, 'It's a put on. 441 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,041 I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers 442 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,876 and Casey's going to film it, ' 443 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,837 says one source who recently worked with Phoenix." 444 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,299 Can you tell me who the sources are for the magazine? 445 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,885 Dude, no. 446 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,470 - You can't tell me? - No. 447 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,971 - Do you know who they are? - Yes. 448 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,973 - You do know? - Yes. 449 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,142 People aren't going to recognise this art 450 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,145 because of their own stupid, you know, preconceptions. 451 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,232 I mean, is it that your dream is unattainable 452 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,528 or is it that you had the wrong dream? 453 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,993 This bitch is getting a storm. 454 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,162 She did not even know a fucking storm was coming. 455 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,998 I'm going to fuck her fucking face. 456 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,167 She has no fucking idea. 457 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,669 Hey, honey, my name's Antony. 458 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,047 I was looking for a little bit of company. 459 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,842 Oooh, sit. 460 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,677 I want to smell her butthole. 461 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,365 Dude, if you do nothing else for me, 462 00:23:10,366 --> 00:23:11,680 let me smell a girl's butthole, 463 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,225 you fucking asshole. No, you can't call. 464 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,018 You're a fucking idiot, dude. 465 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,270 Why are you hovering over me? 466 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,065 Oh, Brooke... Brooke, Brooke. 467 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,610 Oh sad. Look at this. 468 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,195 Oh, Leila, you dirty... 469 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,115 Leila, you dirty fucking little bitch. 470 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:32,701 Leila, you dirty little fucking bitch. 471 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,247 Oh, Leila, you fucking have no idea. 472 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,916 Yes, I was calling for Tiffany. 473 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:43,045 So two girls for six? 474 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,548 Okay. 475 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,389 Shut your fucking mouth. 476 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,142 You didn't score it. I scored it and I stashed it. 477 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,185 You fucking idiot. You've done nothing for me. 478 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,608 Oh shit, oh shit. 479 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,569 Dude, who was the nigger in charge over here? 480 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,904 - Who was the nigger... - Just that little bit? 481 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,948 Don't look at it. No, bitch, I got a whole lot. 482 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,825 You know what? I already have to shit. 483 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,244 So why don't you go fucking lay down and assume the position, 484 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,708 since you're going to be the one 485 00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:18,247 that's the receptacle of my doo-doo? 486 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,095 You're going to look back in years on this, 487 00:24:20,096 --> 00:24:21,584 when you're old and your kids see this 488 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,836 and you're going to be so fucking ashamed of yourself 489 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,255 because of the opportunities that were provided with fun 490 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,757 literally just to fucking hang out, the fun that we have 491 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,510 and you fucked it up because you're... an idiot. 492 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,805 ♪ When I dream ♪ 493 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,974 ♪ I dream of you ♪ 494 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,940 ♪ And if I'm wrong, we'll know it's true ♪ 495 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:52,573 ♪ It takes more than sacrifice to keep love ♪ 496 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,955 ♪ It disappears just like the dew ♪ 497 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,208 ♪ Dew-www ♪ 498 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:30,229 ♪ Well, there's cool water in you ♪ 499 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,322 ♪ Well, you know that there's ♪ 500 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:37,826 ♪ Cool water in you ♪ 501 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:41,288 ♪ You know there's ♪ 502 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:45,876 ♪ Cool water in you ♪ 503 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:51,632 ♪ Well, there's cool water ♪ 504 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:58,389 ♪ In you-oo-oo ♪ 505 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,519 You know how many times I've stood at this fucking window, 506 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,479 like, waiting for hookers, just staring? 507 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,065 Imagining what their little buttholes are gonna smell like? 508 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,777 - Answer it. - It's the girls. 509 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,113 - Yeah. - Here you go. 510 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,909 Hello? Hello? 511 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,704 Hi hi. 512 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,708 Oh, 11M. 513 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,710 Okay. 514 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,589 Dude, don't film this. Come on, man. 515 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,465 Ant, come here. 516 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,634 Come here, dude. Show us. Please come here. 517 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,388 - Show... show 'em. - It's a bit shrunken right now. 518 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,098 Holy... oh my God. 519 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,642 Is that like, like not even, like, aroused? 520 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,729 - That's not even aroused. - Dude, how do you guys know? 521 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:49,231 Well, look at it. How do you not know? 522 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,443 - Do you have kids? You should. - But listen... 523 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,616 Yeah. 524 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:11,253 - Like this. - Hi, J.P. Carline called. 525 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,672 Puff is not even in New York City anymore. 526 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,259 I don't know what to say. I am so so 527 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,511 so so sorry. 528 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,806 But she did say if you wanted to go to Miami right now 529 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,434 she promises he'll have time for you. 530 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,853 Yeah, just tell him we're in. I'm gonna get the fucking CD prepped. 531 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,939 We're getting to the hotel. I gotta take a shower and shit. 532 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:32,842 And then we'll be there at 7:00. It's 533 00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,485 like 4:30 now. Don't fucking worry. 534 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,920 We have the nightclub right here, LIV. 535 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,332 If you guys want we'll get a table. 536 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,333 How's the pussy? 537 00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:39,654 You obviously haven't seen the club. 538 00:27:39,655 --> 00:27:40,949 It's the sickest club in the world. 539 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,451 - Is it? - It's right here. 540 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,161 I'm supposed to meet Diddy tonight. 541 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,665 You're kidding me? 542 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:08,644 Fantastic, man. Dude, I'm doing a gig here for sure. 543 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,646 7:00. What time is it? 544 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,315 Where's the other fucking thing over there? 545 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,484 So I'm gonna go chill at Didd's, 546 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,820 And I don't know what's up. 547 00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,614 I don't know if he just wants to chill 548 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,240 and have some drinks, listen to music. 549 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,325 I don't know if he's gonna play me some tunes. 550 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,245 I'm gonna just try and be receptive to what goes down. 551 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,459 This is a good night. I'm fucking feeling it. 552 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:41,719 Man, I can't fucking believe it. 553 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,346 Shit, this is fucking embarrassing. 554 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,849 I literally don't know what to say. Do I say Diddy? 555 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:49,226 - How you doing? - Good day, man. How's it going? 556 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,353 - Good. - Phoenix... 557 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,564 Joaquin Phoenix to see Diddy. 558 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,566 - To see who? - Diddy. 559 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,609 Mr. Combs. Sean. 560 00:28:57,777 --> 00:29:00,112 This is it. Dude, we're late, all right? 561 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,698 Press that thing. 562 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,533 - Did you press it? - Yeah. 563 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,955 Hey. Oh shit. 564 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,375 - Combs residence. - Hey, this is Joaquin Phoenix. 565 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:16,211 J.P. And I see a car coming out. We're a little late. 566 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,042 Yeah, he said he waited here for 30 567 00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:19,798 minutes. He couldn't wait any longer. 568 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,301 - He just left actually. - Oh shit, this is him now. 569 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,219 You wanna try him on his cell phone? 570 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,096 Yeah, I'm gonna... I'll call him. 571 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,890 Okay, back up. Fucking back up. 572 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:30,559 All right, dude, we're gonna back up. Let... is this him? 573 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,270 Oh Jesus. This is so fucking embarrassing. 574 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,231 Back up, back up. 575 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,068 Oh shit, oh fuck. 576 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:43,113 Hi, Carrin... Carleena? 577 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,324 Hi, this is Joaquin. 578 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:49,453 Yeah, I was supposed to meet... 579 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,747 Come over and meet Diddy just now. 580 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,833 And we were late because the hotel... 581 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,630 I just pulled up and there were cars pulling out. 582 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,803 I'm leaving tomorrow morning. Well, please 583 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,096 tell Mr. Combs I'm very sorry 584 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:11,183 and I hope to talk to him soon. 585 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:14,144 Oh shit. 586 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,188 I just sent Puff a text. 587 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:18,190 - What was it? - I just said, "You tell me, 588 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,025 I'll be there wherever you want, sir." 589 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,444 Oh my God. 590 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:26,782 "I can meet you in room 1416." 591 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,450 I'm not gonna fucking freestyle, dude. 592 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,452 That's why I wanted the iPod. 593 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,955 Dude, please, if you can't take this seriously... 594 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,915 Just chill. 595 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:47,886 I think you should knock again. 596 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,514 Shut up. 597 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,516 Knock again. 598 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:58,772 Hey, man, it's Joa... Joaquin. 599 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,028 - All right. - What's up? 600 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,155 What's up, dude? Hey, man. 601 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,084 You were supposed to meet me at my house like an hour ago. 602 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:22,504 I'm sorry, dude. We got... this is my friend Larry. 603 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:26,550 - Who's good, man? - What's up, man? 604 00:31:28,211 --> 00:31:29,211 Shit. 605 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,346 What's the name of that movie you just did? 606 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:33,223 "Jesse James." 607 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,684 No, not that one. The hot one. 608 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,270 "Jesse James" was kinda wack. What was the other one? 609 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,440 - "Gone Baby Gone." - That was the shit right there. 610 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,567 What's up? Whatch'all doing? 611 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,029 Obviously you had great success in fucking film and music. 612 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:51,074 And what I want it is to be something... 613 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,285 whew. 614 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,705 Do you have money though? Do you have money to do this? 615 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,790 Like how much? 616 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,043 I mean, I have a little studio, do you know? 617 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,211 Like in my... I have a garage. I got Pro Tools set up. 618 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,699 See, that's the motherfucking problem. 619 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,714 When people try to do things, 620 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,926 they don't do it the way they do it for their own industries. 621 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,844 When you go make a movie, you don't go... 622 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,429 You got money to make a movie, right? 623 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,849 See, you can't be... you can't come 624 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,850 into this shit disrespectfully. 625 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,315 Because when I want to make a movie, 626 00:32:18,316 --> 00:32:19,436 I'm gonna come with some money. 627 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,730 Oh right. No, I don't... I don't... that's the thing... 628 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,899 - Do you have money to do this? - I'm coming from a pure... 629 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,821 I'm coming from... what I want it to be 630 00:32:25,822 --> 00:32:27,444 is like a place of true exploration. 631 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,738 Can you do that in acting? 632 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,907 Well, I do. That's the thing, as an actor 633 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,284 you're shielded... It's a different... you know... 634 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,994 I mean, you know this. Christ. 635 00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:37,896 No, that's not how they do the thing... lights, right? 636 00:32:37,897 --> 00:32:40,082 - Lights, motherfucker, lights. - Yes, how much? 637 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:41,650 - Craft services. - Yeah, that costs a lot. 638 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,335 Trailers. 639 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,504 Make-up, hair, D.P. 640 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,506 - That's a good point. I get it. - Gaffers. 641 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,800 Same thing... studio, engineer... 642 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,301 - I got it. - Me. 643 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,972 - Well... yeah, you. - Me. 644 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:57,432 - The speakers. - I get it. 645 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,976 Do you have any money? 646 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,436 Well, how much you need? 647 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,939 How much you got? 648 00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:08,819 I'm excited to hear this stuff though. 649 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,372 I want to hear if you're really getting 650 00:33:10,373 --> 00:33:11,446 busy or you're playing around. 651 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,114 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. I'm ready. 652 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,450 - We're ready. - Pleasure to meet you. 653 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,119 You too. All right, well, look, 654 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,122 I have Carline's numbers, so then 655 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,940 you'll let me know when you're in L.A.? 656 00:33:21,941 --> 00:33:22,941 Yeah. 657 00:33:22,942 --> 00:33:24,643 I'll be there in a couple of days. 658 00:33:24,644 --> 00:33:25,794 Okay. Larry, get up. 659 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,809 My album is out. It's called "Intuition." 660 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:44,229 It's the #3 album in the country right now. 661 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,858 My last name is Foxx, my first name is Jamie. 662 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,986 My middle name is Motherfucking. 663 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:55,157 When you see me out... When you see me out, just say, 664 00:33:55,324 --> 00:33:57,826 "There goes Jamie Motherfucking Foxx." 665 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,537 What? Jamie Motherfucking Foxx. 666 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,121 Say it... Jamie Motherfucking Foxx. 667 00:34:02,122 --> 00:34:03,165 Jamie Motherfucking Foxx. 668 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,375 - Say it... - Jamie Motherfucking Foxx. 669 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:09,254 Joaquin Motherfucking Phoenix. 670 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,174 Joaquin Motherfucking Phoenix. 671 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:14,676 Joaquin Motherfucking Phoenix. 672 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,725 I'm not getting my dick out for these two. 673 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:17,906 It's Joaquin to talk to Patrick. 674 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,784 I need to talk to him now because Ben Stiller's at my house. 675 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:24,496 Dude, what the fuck? I mean, I told you that I... 676 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,249 This... I'm not gonna do the... dude. 677 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:29,584 First of all, I retired. 678 00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:32,087 All right, dude, let me clean up the fucking mess. 679 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:34,422 I'm gonna try not to make us all look like assholes, 680 00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,800 especially you for putting me in the situation. 681 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,389 Good to see you, dude. 682 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:51,982 Why would I want to do this? 683 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,277 Just because... you know, I... 684 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,279 I don't know. I just feel like it's... you know. 685 00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:58,822 I love the relationship in there 686 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,365 - and I just thought the... - Ours? 687 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,284 - Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. - Or our characters? 688 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:05,120 What is the character? 689 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,123 - Ivan. You... Ivan. - Ivan? 690 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,042 So you didn't... You haven't read it yet? 691 00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:13,461 Well, we... Larry was telling me about it. 692 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,672 But I... didn't you say I was Greenberg? 693 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,675 - Who's Greenberg? - I am Greenberg. 694 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,468 Oh great. 695 00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:22,888 Thanks, Lar. 696 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:25,056 You're Greenberg. Okay, my bad. 697 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,725 Oh, I see. Oh shit. 698 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,852 And I was complaining about that character. 699 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,687 I was like... okay. 700 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,231 No, so I'm Ivan... er, I mean not... I'm not gonna do... 701 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,400 I don't want it to be... I don't want this to be weird at all 702 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,027 or anything because, you know. 703 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,738 Ben, I've been with you in fucking meetings before. 704 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,026 This is not how you talk and you're acting all... 705 00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:43,027 No. 706 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,327 These guys have seen the worst of me, they've seen the best. 707 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,330 - They've seen the honest me. - I'm not trying to act any way. 708 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:49,957 I'm honestly not trying to act any way. 709 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:50,999 You were doing Ben Stiller. 710 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,480 No, I'm not. Dude, this is who I am. 711 00:36:52,481 --> 00:36:54,669 - You are. That's who you are? - Yeah. 712 00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:57,047 I'm... what do I have to do, put like a shirt on my head 713 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,590 and act weird? I'm not try... 714 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,343 I'm trying to act weird? Dude, all the time... 715 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,218 You're doing a movie where it's like a 716 00:37:03,219 --> 00:37:05,013 fucking cat will be in a full-body cast. 717 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,015 That kind of humour. Who gives a shit? 718 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,100 Like how is that fucking funny? 719 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:12,020 That a fucking cat breaks all of its goddamned bones 720 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,022 and has to be put in a cast? That's funny? 721 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,944 - Do you have a tissue? - It is pretty funny. 722 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:22,072 - Honestly... - I have a tissue somewhere. 723 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,866 Sorry. Just... it's a dog. 724 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,743 It's the dog? 725 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:30,205 Yeah. 726 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,543 No no, the dog... he's talking about "Something About Mary." 727 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,635 I just found out it was... 728 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:46,638 This... this house cost more than I have. 729 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,684 That means if I don't make any bread, 730 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:54,771 six months I lose this joint. 731 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,274 Puff said he was going to call in a couple of days. 732 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,734 It's been almost three weeks now and they won't return my calls. 733 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,945 It'll sound desperate if I keep calling, so... 734 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,698 we're gonna spin this and make it look 735 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:08,159 like it was my fault and then they can have another chance. 736 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:10,287 I'm just stuck in the middle here. 737 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,872 At some point you have to take it from your little nest 738 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,541 and put it in the world, you know? 739 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,626 You gotta make it real. That means going through 740 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,628 whatever fucking door you can open. 741 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,381 I'm actually trying to figure out what realistically 742 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,300 you'd actually do as the next step. 743 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:26,970 So you do Vegas, then you do like Chicago 744 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,222 - or whatever. - Do Miami or something. 745 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,808 - And then? - And then Russia. 746 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,436 How fucking dope. 747 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,904 "The Hollywood Reporter" says Joaquin Phoenix's musical career 748 00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:47,240 kicks off with an appearance here in Las Vegas tonight. 749 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,659 Phoenix is trying his hand at being a rapper 750 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:53,038 with a CD to be produced by Sean "Don't call me Diddy" Combs. 751 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:55,373 After announcing his retirement, actor Joaquin Phoenix... 752 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:59,169 Former actor that is making a comeback as a rapper. 753 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,463 Keeping you in the loop, Las Vegas, the Oscar nominee 754 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:04,257 picks Vegas for his big rap debut. 755 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,343 He can spend time up on the back ledge here, 756 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,219 working that entire "T." 757 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:09,585 Right now we're just waiting for him 758 00:39:09,586 --> 00:39:10,654 to come down do the sound check, 759 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:13,516 make sure that everything's okay on their end and we're good to go. 760 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,518 Sound check? Fuck these bitches. 761 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,520 Piece-of-shit catwalk for a stage? 762 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,856 And then these cocksuckers want a fucking free show 763 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,322 so they can just sit in there and watch 764 00:39:21,323 --> 00:39:22,491 sound check? They can suck my dick. 765 00:39:22,492 --> 00:39:25,862 If I forget a lyric or if I hit a bad note 766 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,865 or my rhythm gets off, that's on me. 767 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,534 And that's fair. But why do I have so much pressure 768 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,912 in my fucking life and everyone else seems to be having fun 769 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,663 and on a free fucking ride? 770 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,167 (Joaquin Speaking) 771 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:08,363 Can you all hear me down there? A.J. 772 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,074 It's a crazy time and it's real exciting and shit. 773 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,743 I'm nervous, but I'm glad to share it with you. 774 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,079 This is our night. It's not my night, this is our night. 775 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,123 J.P. is all of us. 776 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,959 Peace. 777 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,837 Joaquin Phoenix. 778 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:26,005 ♪ Left up, right up, spin yourself around ♪ 779 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,299 ♪ Knees down, chest down, fucking on the ground ♪ 780 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,343 ♪ Get up, tits out, shake 'em all around ♪ 781 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:32,512 ♪ Get your ass in the game ♪ 782 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,347 ♪ Left up, right up, spin yourself around ♪ 783 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,641 ♪ Knees down, chest down, fucking on the ground ♪ 784 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,852 ♪ Get up, tits out, shake 'em all around ♪ 785 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,275 ♪ Can I get a refund? ♪ 786 00:40:42,276 --> 00:40:43,276 ♪ What? ♪ 787 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,776 ♪ For this life of sin, let me try it again, lemme hit it, man ♪ 788 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,696 ♪ I want my money back, you know I can do better ♪ 789 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,198 ♪ If the devil let me off, I swear to God I'm ready ♪ 790 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,451 ♪ Pedal to the metal, heading for the bay ♪ 791 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,828 ♪ Checking my lines and shit, just prepping for this play ♪ 792 00:40:56,996 --> 00:41:00,457 "400 gawking tourists held 400 camera phones 793 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:03,293 in the air to document the moment. 794 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,129 Joaquin Phoenix dressed in literal tatters 795 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,235 looked out at this and must have 796 00:41:08,236 --> 00:41:10,717 recognised it for what it was: the end. 797 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:14,637 This is the only explanation for his amateur prat fall offstage. 798 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,973 We mock our own failures, 799 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,976 as firemen burn a ring around a wildfire 800 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,813 to prevent it from getting any closer to the places we live." 801 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,825 But I... whatever. 802 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,203 All in all, pretty good. I mean, this one here: 803 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:40,497 crowd pumping their fists. 804 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:43,875 "The rumour mills are now buzzing 805 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,503 that Joaquin Phoenix's retirement from acting 806 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,339 and newfound career as a rapper is all part of an elaborate hoax 807 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,842 that is being documented by his brother-in-law Casey Affleck. 808 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:55,178 That doesn't exactly put the matter to rest. 809 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,013 According to media reports, 810 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,224 Diddy is producing Phoenix's rap album. 811 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:02,435 At first his rep said she was unaware of his involvement, 812 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:06,231 but later sent ABC News an email saying, 813 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:09,234 'I cannot comment on this at this time."' 814 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,705 (Casey Speaking) 815 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,670 (Casey Speaking) 816 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,382 (Casey Speaking) 817 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,385 Oh shit. That's so fucking cool. 818 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:07,166 Good to see you, man. What's up? 819 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,736 How's it going? Sit down. You want some water or something? 820 00:43:09,737 --> 00:43:11,022 Actually yeah. I wanted to talk to 821 00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:12,430 you the last time we were together. 822 00:43:12,431 --> 00:43:14,632 When we were doing the Nick Adams show? 823 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,260 But all of a sudden out of nowhere, I turned 824 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,263 and you're telling this reporter that you're quitting. 825 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:23,266 This is it. You're not going to do any more acting 826 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,935 and that your performances were over 827 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,470 and that you were going to get into music? 828 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:30,106 I opened my mouth and the fucking words came out. 829 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,650 You know what I mean? And I didn't expect that. 830 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,029 My music makes people happy. 831 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:39,282 You know? And it's not about whether somebody else likes it 832 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,492 or this person. I'm not trying to... 833 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,369 You know... appeal to everyone. 834 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:44,996 I'm... 835 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,125 You know, it's like... 836 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,588 fuck. 837 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,798 To me... 838 00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:00,178 that's me, that's you. 839 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,513 Drops of water. 840 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:05,767 And you're on top of the mountain of success. 841 00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:08,353 But one day you start sliding down the mountain 842 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,148 and you think, "Wait a minute. I'm a mountaintop water drop. 843 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:15,068 I don't belong in this valley, in this river, 844 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:18,196 this low, dark ocean with all these drops of water." 845 00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:19,364 Yeah? 846 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:21,032 And you feel confused. 847 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,534 Then one day it gets hot 848 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,037 and you slowly evaporate in the air. 849 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,872 Way up... higher than any mountaintop, 850 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,667 all the way to the heavens. 851 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:33,086 Then you understand that it was at your lowest 852 00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:35,505 that you were closest to God. 853 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,508 Because life's a journey that goes around and around 854 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,385 and the end is closest to the beginning. 855 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:43,221 So it's change you need, 856 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:47,141 relish the journey. Be a drop of running water. 857 00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:50,144 Obey those invisible pulls on your soul... 858 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:54,857 Gravity, evaporation, love, 859 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,276 creativity. 860 00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,861 It's in the darkest moments 861 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:02,782 is when the cracks 862 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,742 allow the inner light to come out. 863 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,497 But the spotlights... 864 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:12,834 Don't let you see the inner light. 865 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,384 But they're... Part of what it's about 866 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,886 is that's what it is... Is it's actually about revealing. 867 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,972 Yeah. 868 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,808 I don't really care about things in this world. 869 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,810 You know? That's not how I am. 870 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,895 To me it's all fucking illusion. 871 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,856 It's all fear and lust. 872 00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:36,983 What do you fear? You fear being mediocre. 873 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,568 You know? You wanna be great. 874 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,194 You want to leave a mark. 875 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,697 I want to leave something special on earth. 876 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,319 Because that's all that matters... this 877 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,700 earth and what happens on this earth. 878 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,051 "Yes, there are places in the world 879 00:45:48,052 --> 00:45:49,871 where dreams are almost dead. 880 00:45:50,038 --> 00:45:54,625 So please, my child, do keep in mind before you go to bed 881 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:58,921 To dream a dream as big as big could ever dream to be, 882 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,258 Then dream a dream 10 times as big 883 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:05,386 As that one dream you see. 884 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:09,557 Then once you've got that dream in mind, please dream a million more. 885 00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:13,478 And not a million quiet dreams, a million dreams that roar, 886 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:16,981 A million dreams so loud they scream, 887 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:19,400 So loud they sing and shout. 888 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:23,070 So super-huge they say, 'Hey, world. 889 00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:25,448 Guess what I'm dreaming about.' 890 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:29,076 I'm dreaming about everything that no one thought to wonder, 891 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:32,747 Dreams so big that they've got dreams 892 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:35,249 And they got dreams up under. 893 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:40,129 And if they say that all your dreams are too big to come true, 894 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,799 You tell them that I told you, 895 00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:46,719 'That's what dreams are meant to do.' 896 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,640 They're meant to make you seem as if you don't know 897 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,642 Up from down, 898 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,811 Because dreams are dreams 899 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:57,855 And that's why dreams are worth having around." 900 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:08,115 Pretty awesome book. 901 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:10,326 Wait, so you call her and she says, 902 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,428 "Oh, we're going to the inauguration and having a ball..." 903 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,163 Maybe after the inauguration it'd be better. 904 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,290 Did they say that? Did you ask? 905 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:18,334 No, because I didn't want to push. I wanted to find out... 906 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,837 What do you mean push it, dude? I'm doing him a fucking favour. 907 00:47:23,298 --> 00:47:25,883 I'm sure after the inauguration we can go in the studio. 908 00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:29,470 What fucking planet do you fucking live on? 909 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:32,682 What don't you fucking understand? 910 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,644 I mean, this is fucking ridiculous, dude. 911 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,187 No, it's gonna work out. 912 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:41,482 - As soon... - I will work it out. 913 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,192 Yes. 914 00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,321 What should I tell her? 915 00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:50,324 Just shut the fuck up. 916 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,869 ♪ I'm still here through these years ♪ 917 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,704 ♪ I don't scare ♪ 918 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,999 I can't believe this. Joaquin's watching TV last night 919 00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:01,919 and he saw like Hanks and Diddy were at the inauguration. 920 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:04,589 I think he's pretty pissed Diddy hasn't called. 921 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:07,008 Suddenly we've got to go to Washington. 922 00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:08,809 I don't know what we're gonna do when we get there 923 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,095 because we don't have a car, we don't have a place to stay. 924 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,347 All we got were one-way tickets. 925 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,725 And nobody even asked him to host a party at the inauguration. 926 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,436 Not even a vice president party so he's not happy about that either. 927 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,606 How could we not have a car? 928 00:48:21,773 --> 00:48:25,067 What a goddamned fucking joke this is. 929 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:26,777 You know, I got up, 930 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:29,280 I tried to wake up Joaq to go to the inauguration, 931 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,574 and he wouldn't get up. He just would not wake up. 932 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,202 So we left him there and then came back and he was all pissed off 933 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,580 with the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 934 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,707 and he missed it. 935 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,084 And now he's freaking out about not having weed. 936 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:46,255 So things aren't going well on this leg of the adventure. 937 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,216 Every step of the way. 938 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:53,387 That's why Weight Watchers created 939 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,556 the brand new Momentum program. 940 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:57,391 Can we call him please? I beg you. 941 00:48:57,559 --> 00:48:59,936 I mean, it's totally... It's totally insane that... 942 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:01,562 Are you crazy? We have to have patience. 943 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:03,147 I should be without weed. 944 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:06,442 We're going to take a look back at this truly remarkable day. 945 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,070 Can you please clip my fucking hairs, dude? 946 00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:11,706 Don't. You don't have to hold it. I'll hold it. 947 00:49:11,707 --> 00:49:12,707 I have to hold it. 948 00:49:12,793 --> 00:49:14,784 I'll hold it. Don't touch it, just do it. 949 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:18,329 - It grows back twice as fast. - So fucking what, dude? 950 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:21,082 Quit being so goddamned negative. 951 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,417 Why don't you shave it off, dude? 952 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:25,553 I'm not going to fucking shave it off. 953 00:49:25,554 --> 00:49:26,554 It's disgusting. 954 00:49:26,606 --> 00:49:28,589 Because we're not getting a full trim. 955 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,800 - You're gonna get stubble. - We gotta go. 956 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,594 - Why? - Leo's hosting the first ball. 957 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:37,348 I do fucking "Reservation Road," it sucks, no nominations. 958 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,976 He does fucking "Revolutionary Road," and fucking gets nominated. 959 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,978 - It's bullshit. - He's biting your shit. 960 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:44,313 He didn't bite my shit. He just fucking 961 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,107 got a better thing. He's luckier. 962 00:49:46,274 --> 00:49:48,109 I won't... I think we should get rolling. 963 00:49:48,276 --> 00:49:49,652 (Antony Speaking) 964 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,445 Well, great. I'd like a fucking joint 965 00:49:51,613 --> 00:49:54,031 and to be anywhere other than Washington-fucking-DC 966 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,325 But life is not a Christmas day. 967 00:49:58,036 --> 00:49:59,662 (Joaquin Speaking) 968 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,086 Because I don't even give a shit if 969 00:50:17,087 --> 00:50:18,222 he does the record or not, dude. 970 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,975 I don't fucking care. But he said that he wants to do it. 971 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,477 Now everyone's talking about it in the fucking papers. 972 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:25,938 That's what everyone expects, now I'm in that position. 973 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,898 Honestly, what have you fucking done? 974 00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:30,192 What have we done thus far? We don't have a fucking flight? 975 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,153 What did fucking EJO say? 976 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,530 What did Edward James Olmos say? 977 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:37,033 Said we're fucking... 978 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,203 turned into... 10% of us into water that goes down a stream 979 00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:43,831 and emanates into the fucking ocean 980 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:47,001 where we're rehydrated into the fucking clouds 981 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,969 and placed back down as snow on the fucking mountain... 982 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,505 On top of the mountain. That's what it's about. 983 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,174 You know what I mean? 984 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:56,010 And that's how I'm fucking living. That's why this is big for me. 985 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,845 That's why who cares if we're filming? 986 00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,722 This is about a personal journey. 987 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,682 How many people actually say, 988 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:05,061 "You know what? I gotta work on me, so I can think about we," 989 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:07,563 and actually fucking do it? You know what I mean? 990 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,702 This isn't some bullshit thing. This is 991 00:51:09,703 --> 00:51:11,525 me changing my life before your eyes 992 00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:13,569 to be a fucking positive influence. 993 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,271 We got all this equipment, all the camping gear 994 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,615 and food and everything. And we get way out there, 995 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,076 and suddenly the weather changes. It's snowing. 996 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:22,119 We're freezing. And we're on the top of this mountain, 997 00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:24,249 and the wind comes up, blows all our 998 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,998 shit off into this, like, gully. 999 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,438 We'll never see it again. And we have 1000 00:51:27,439 --> 00:51:28,542 to figure out a way to get back. 1001 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:30,584 What the fuck are you talking about? 1002 00:51:30,585 --> 00:51:31,645 We gotta get back 1003 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,214 without... we all gotta survive. 1004 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,632 Where are we getting back to? 1005 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,926 We're in fucking DC 1006 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,357 But I'm talking about get back to... 1007 00:51:38,358 --> 00:51:39,428 You mean it metaphorically. 1008 00:51:39,461 --> 00:51:40,926 The comfortable... yeah, metaphorically. The 1009 00:51:40,927 --> 00:51:42,228 comfortable place where we feel good... 1010 00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:45,042 Well, say you're speaking... say "metaphorically speaking" 1011 00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:47,561 or else it's fucking confusing. 1012 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,271 "What is he talking about? We're in fucking DC" 1013 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,869 - I get where you're going. - You did not. 1014 00:51:51,870 --> 00:51:53,400 No, everything was cool up to a certain... 1015 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:54,402 I do though. 1016 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:55,903 Anton, you did not fucking get it. 1017 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:59,281 If I'm tired and I'm grumpy, you still fucking wake me up. 1018 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,159 You know what I mean? It's like, have the fucking decency 1019 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,286 to let me be a decent person. 1020 00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:06,789 Because I'm the one that's being looked out there publicly 1021 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,416 percep... being perceived. 1022 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,585 Do you know what I mean? Anton, you can't... 1023 00:52:11,753 --> 00:52:14,130 You fuck up a flight; you can't get a goddamned flight. 1024 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,673 Dude, if I travel with you guys, 1025 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,591 I can't get on the fucking private jet. 1026 00:52:17,759 --> 00:52:19,844 Fucking Ben fucking isn't comfortable... 1027 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:22,054 Me and Casey can fucking roll. Okay? 1028 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,932 Because we fucking know that world. You guys not only... 1029 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,934 You make us look fucking stupid, dude. 1030 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:30,271 Tobey and fucking Leo are on a fucking jet, man. 1031 00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:33,858 And we're in this fucking minivan. I'm in a fucking green 1032 00:52:34,025 --> 00:52:37,236 rent-a-car minivan. It's a fucking joke. 1033 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:38,946 This is a goddamned fucking joke. 1034 00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:42,449 ♪ It's time for me to end this game with a brand-new start ♪ 1035 00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:45,953 ♪ Coming to you live, direct, I'll fucking tear out my spleen ♪ 1036 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:48,789 ♪ It's none other than the one and only Joaquin ♪ 1037 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,958 ♪ Bitch, D.C ♪ 1038 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,173 Oh shit. 1039 00:52:57,340 --> 00:53:00,301 Fucking smoked. They're in cahoots. 1040 00:53:00,468 --> 00:53:02,261 Son of a bitch. 1041 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:06,932 Fucking smoked. Look it... just two fucking weasels. 1042 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:10,102 Shit, they're probably right there just selling the fucking info. 1043 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:12,271 That's why they just left all smiling and shit. 1044 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:15,441 Them wannabe rock stars... fuck you. I'll fucking crush you. 1045 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,986 I had a private eye follow fucking Anton 1046 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:21,280 because I'm pretty fucking sure he's the one 1047 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,949 that was selling information to magazines, saying, like, 1048 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:26,493 that my shit's a hoax or something. 1049 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,996 And I just want to fucking crush him. 1050 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:32,041 ♪ I heard the call, sirens sounding off ♪ 1051 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,877 ♪ Feeling guilty because my day was spent fucking off ♪ 1052 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,713 ♪ History's perverted me, words don't really comfort me ♪ 1053 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:40,132 ♪ You've become the epitome of a fucking ♪ 1054 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,886 ♪ I made it here despite the efforts of a few ♪ 1055 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:47,014 ♪ So now it's time to simply say, "Fuck you." ♪ 1056 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:51,477 That's fucking ironic. 1057 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,647 Can I come in? 1058 00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:09,078 I really don't think you should film this, dude. 1059 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,996 I mean... 1060 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,126 Ant, dude, 1061 00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:19,588 I know it was fucking you, dude. 1062 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,006 What was me? 1063 00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:23,509 - The press. - The press? 1064 00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,344 I have not talked to the press, dude. 1065 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,930 I have not had anything at all, on my life, dude, 1066 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,890 - I have not talked to the press. - Ant, 1067 00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:32,434 don't fucking do this to yourself. 1068 00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:33,686 I... 1069 00:54:33,853 --> 00:54:35,420 I can't believe that you could come into my home 1070 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:38,107 after all the things I've done for you. 1071 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,276 I tried to give you this opportunity 1072 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,695 and you fucking betray me, dude... 1073 00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:44,989 The one fucking thing. 1074 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,740 I did not, Joaq. Honestly, on my life, 1075 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,909 I did not betray you. I swear on my life, dude. 1076 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:50,703 I have not talked to the press about anything. 1077 00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:52,371 Dude, you think it's a fucking joke. 1078 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,373 I do not think it's a joke, dude. 1079 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,542 Here, is this a joke? Let me show you this. 1080 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,794 This is... 1081 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,255 - obviously you. - Yeah. 1082 00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:03,144 That is me, but that's not me... I'm 1083 00:55:03,145 --> 00:55:04,633 not talking to the press, dude. 1084 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:07,386 - That's me and Norm. - I understand that. 1085 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,556 I'm just saying that I am getting information 1086 00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:14,310 and I already have information and I'm fucking... 1087 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:17,813 And I have this. I'm not a fucking idiot. 1088 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:22,568 Priority dispatch... take notice of your healthcare provider. 1089 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:25,779 "Amount claimed, 26,000." 1090 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:27,990 What the fuck is that? 1091 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:31,285 - "To Anton." - Right? 1092 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,164 Yeah, but that's for fucking Tucson, dude. 1093 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,249 I'm going to... I'm paying that. 1094 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,084 I'm already talking to them about that. 1095 00:55:39,252 --> 00:55:41,086 - How are you paying that? - I'm not paying... 1096 00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:42,580 With the fucking money from the press? 1097 00:55:42,581 --> 00:55:43,581 No. I haven't paid it. 1098 00:55:43,582 --> 00:55:45,591 I spoke to a lawyer today. I haven't paid any of that. 1099 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,760 I am so fucking cool and open and good to people. 1100 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,179 Whatever it is, nothing but fucking love, man. 1101 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,848 I have such a... I just want to 1102 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,640 fucking put out positive vibrations 1103 00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:56,435 and then you fucking betray me? 1104 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,654 - You betray us? - I have not betrayed you, man. 1105 00:55:58,655 --> 00:55:59,655 Casey... 1106 00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:01,315 You literally just fucked my life. 1107 00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:03,025 You fucked my fucking life, dude. 1108 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,319 You fucked my life. 1109 00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:08,155 You fucked my life, dude. I know that you fucked my life. 1110 00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:11,283 - I did not, man. I did not. - You are going to continue... 1111 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:13,452 Will you fucking tell him that we know, dude? 1112 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:18,457 Yeah, it seems that you provided information to the press. 1113 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:21,460 Okay, this is what happened, okay? One day everything's down, dude. 1114 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,328 The next day you're furious about an anonymous quote 1115 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,005 in a magazine that I've never even seen. 1116 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:27,508 I don't know whether to fucking laugh or what to do, dude. 1117 00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:29,468 - I'm afraid... - I dare you to fucking laugh. 1118 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,512 I'm not gonna laugh. 1119 00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:34,431 I think that you are a fucking selfish, 1120 00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:37,643 arrogant, worthless cunt. 1121 00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:45,526 Do you think that I'm just going to forget about this, dude? 1122 00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:48,237 I have gone to Casey every fucking day and said to him 1123 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,073 "What can I do?" He came to me with a paper to sign. 1124 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,376 That fucking firstly it was the 1125 00:56:52,377 --> 00:56:54,243 confidentiality. Which I know we fell out about 1126 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:56,078 because I thought it was... I did honestly think... 1127 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:57,896 - Then you weren't gonna sign... - But I signed that. 1128 00:56:58,039 --> 00:56:59,748 The only thing about that was 1129 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,000 he's got me walking around with my dick between my legs. 1130 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:04,211 Yeah. Are you gonna look like the idiot 1131 00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:06,046 in this fucking doc? Absolutely. 1132 00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:10,342 And this is the fucking moment where the fucking good guy wins. 1133 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,039 So in some ways, maybe I actually 1134 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,846 have to fucking credit you, cuntface, 1135 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,931 because I wrote a fucking new song 1136 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:19,351 that was fucking inspired by to fucking crush you 1137 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,562 so maybe that way... I mean, that would be the, 1138 00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:24,940 you know, the fucking irony of course. This is the fucking... 1139 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:28,235 you know, hit, you know, song. 1140 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:30,696 The worst day of my life ends up being 1141 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:35,033 the day I evaporate and go up or whatever. 1142 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,217 It's nearly ready. 1143 00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:54,428 I think if, you know, this is his last film, 1144 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:56,430 that he should be respectful with Yes... 1145 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:59,224 You know, with James and the movie company. 1146 00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:01,310 After all, these people did make a movie. 1147 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,145 Magazines, newspapers, 1148 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,272 TV shows, 1149 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,233 you know, abc.com, "Rolling Stone." 1150 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,736 - No no. - MTV News. 1151 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:14,156 I'd like to see him just, you know, dress nicely 1152 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,450 and do his interviews. But he will. 1153 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:20,078 This is his last premier, his last press junket. 1154 00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:22,080 Despite what he says, 1155 00:58:22,248 --> 00:58:25,250 I think he'd like to say goodbye in a nice way. 1156 00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:27,336 Hey, Carline, it's Larry calling for J.P. 1157 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,764 He's in the studio right now working 1158 00:58:28,765 --> 00:58:29,922 on some tracks. It's ready to go. 1159 00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:33,008 I need to confirm the place and the time, 1160 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:36,136 so if you could get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you. 1161 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:39,306 I can't talk to Diddy. And so it's his people, 1162 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:40,766 like, I have no idea who I'm talking to 1163 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:43,143 and they don't feel like they have to get back to me. 1164 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,937 Hi, you've reached Carline at Bad Boy Records... 1165 00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:47,022 Should I leave a message? 1166 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,525 Hey, it's J.P... Joaquin. 1167 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:52,444 I left a few messages, but I haven't heard back. 1168 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:54,780 Just not sure what's going on. 1169 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:56,990 You're dropping the fucking ball with Carline. 1170 00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:59,618 She doesn't know what's going on. And I'm stressed. 1171 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:02,329 No longer is it a funny fucking thing about triumph, 1172 00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:05,207 but it's like about this dude who's constantly getting squeezed 1173 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,376 by everybody around him, trying to fuck him over. 1174 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,337 And that's the fucking triumph... That I rise above this shit. 1175 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,797 That's the fucking triumph. 1176 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,674 Well, he's gonna... 1177 00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:15,884 He's definitely gonna call. 1178 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,555 All I can do is fucking walk around. 1179 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,473 I can just go... I can go forward. 1180 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:24,476 And you know what? 1181 00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:29,481 The fucking cocksucker calls, right? Hello? 1182 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,235 I'm good. What's up? 1183 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:42,411 Sue, I'm not going to New York. I'm not fucking doing press. 1184 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,163 Because I'm going in the studio to record with Puff. 1185 00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:46,957 There's no way I'm going to cancel. 1186 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,501 I don't know. It'll probably be... 1187 00:59:49,669 --> 00:59:51,420 I don't know, like a week or something. 1188 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,797 We're just starting out. I have no fucking idea. 1189 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:56,258 It's just the beginning. 1190 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:57,926 Sue, I'm done. 1191 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:04,766 Oh... fucking hell. I didn't even see it. 1192 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:07,686 Fucking thing. 1193 01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:13,191 You never ever be late. Never ever be late. 1194 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,322 - What session? - Diddy. 1195 01:00:32,503 --> 01:00:34,671 ♪ As soon as I scream the name ♪ 1196 01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:40,969 ♪ Lost in the... in the jungles ♪ 1197 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:43,722 ♪ Offering everything ♪ 1198 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,557 ♪ How much more soul? ♪ 1199 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,743 ♪ You burned my heart down ♪ 1200 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:48,745 What up? 1201 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:51,855 What's up, man? This is great. 1202 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:53,514 How long you been standing there for? 1203 01:00:53,515 --> 01:00:54,515 Oh, just a few seconds. 1204 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,526 Sorry, buddy. Good to see you. 1205 01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,654 - Hi, how you doing? - That sounds awesome. 1206 01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:01,156 Have a seat. 1207 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,492 Hello? 1208 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,335 Sorry about that. 1209 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,712 - No, that's cool. - So what's up, man? 1210 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,756 Just... 1211 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,219 hanging out, 1212 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,179 I can't find my fucking tunes. 1213 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:26,056 - What you looking for? - My C... okay. 1214 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:28,183 Just making sure I have my CD. 1215 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,060 I thought I forgot it. 1216 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,145 - What's going on? - So what's up, man... 1217 01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:34,147 - Nothing. - Since I saw you in Miami? 1218 01:01:34,315 --> 01:01:37,234 You said that, you know, you was working on some music. 1219 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:40,404 Yep. So I got some stuff, man. You want to hear it? 1220 01:01:40,571 --> 01:01:42,030 - Yeah yeah. - All right. 1221 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:44,408 I don't know, man. Maybe we should... 1222 01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:46,576 start with track 2... I don't know. 1223 01:01:46,744 --> 01:01:48,328 What kind of vibe do you want? 1224 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:50,664 Just play me a hit. I need to hear a hit, baby. 1225 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,249 I don't... I don't... 1226 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:54,501 Dude. No, try track 2. 1227 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:56,378 I don't... this is one of my newer ones. 1228 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,680 You know how you listen to stuff and you listen to it for a while 1229 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,590 so you get bored of it, then you hear the new thing. 1230 01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:02,300 So maybe this is worse. I don't know, but... 1231 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,139 ♪ Can I get a refund? What? ♪ 1232 01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:09,683 ♪ For this life of sin, we're not trying again ♪ 1233 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,852 ♪ Let me hit this, man, I want my money back ♪ 1234 01:02:12,019 --> 01:02:14,479 ♪ I know I can do better if the devil let me off ♪ 1235 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,481 ♪ I swear to God I'm ready ♪ 1236 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:18,567 ♪ We was dealt a hand by the man ♪ 1237 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,319 ♪ Upstairs, the one they say that gots the plan ♪ 1238 01:02:21,487 --> 01:02:23,905 ♪ And we never questioned, assumed that he had blessed us ♪ 1239 01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:26,408 ♪ But every day, studied hard just in case he tests us ♪ 1240 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,869 Play me another. 1241 01:02:29,036 --> 01:02:32,038 I don't know. What's the next... 1242 01:02:40,673 --> 01:02:43,049 ♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪ 1243 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:45,927 ♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪ 1244 01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:48,930 ♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪ 1245 01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:52,225 ♪ Bup bup bup bup ♪ 1246 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:54,770 ♪ I was merely a child when I was discovered ♪ 1247 01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:57,606 ♪ Had jitters, all meek, you know us children ♪ 1248 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,358 ♪ It was only chance that we met, your scent ♪ 1249 01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:02,903 ♪ Electric, overwhelming all my senses ♪ 1250 01:03:03,070 --> 01:03:05,108 ♪ 19 years old, we was reacquainted ♪ 1251 01:03:05,110 --> 01:03:06,449 ♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪ 1252 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,617 ♪ Up north with Goose who we filmed with ♪ 1253 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,786 ♪ I thought I lost the taste for you ♪ 1254 01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,788 Play something else. 1255 01:03:12,955 --> 01:03:14,456 Don't play that one. 1256 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:25,383 ♪ Compli-fucking-cation ♪ 1257 01:03:25,551 --> 01:03:30,889 ♪ Compli-fucking-cation ♪ 1258 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:35,894 ♪ Compli-fucking-cation ♪ 1259 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,480 ♪ Compli-fucking-cation, compli-motherfucking-cation ♪ 1260 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:41,233 ♪ Compli-fucking-cation, compli-motherfucking-cation ♪ 1261 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,810 ♪ Compli-motherfucking-cation, compli-fucking-cated ♪ 1262 01:03:43,811 --> 01:03:45,886 ♪ It's so fucking complicated that my mind can't even say it ♪ 1263 01:03:45,888 --> 01:03:46,888 ♪ Check it ♪ 1264 01:03:46,889 --> 01:03:49,241 ♪ If everything was this motherfucking complicated ♪ 1265 01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:51,243 ♪ When Leo took the globe and played with ♪ 1266 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:53,578 No no no, not for you. That's enough. 1267 01:03:53,746 --> 01:03:55,956 That's enough. 1268 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:01,795 So tell me... tell me why you wanted to do this. 1269 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:06,633 I mean why... why did you want to do hip-hop? 1270 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,760 Because... 1271 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,763 You think it's... It's fucking funny? 1272 01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:18,979 You're not like making it, like, you know, like, "Yo, what up?" 1273 01:04:19,146 --> 01:04:20,553 You're not... you don't be doing none of 1274 01:04:20,554 --> 01:04:21,857 that shit when I'm not around, right? 1275 01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:27,279 No... no no. I mean, there's a... not at all. 1276 01:04:27,446 --> 01:04:29,190 Like, that's what this... just... 1277 01:04:29,191 --> 01:04:31,199 Gives it a lot of change of fortunes 1278 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,118 and I think, like, I got to a place in my 1279 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,786 career when I just started looking back 1280 01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:38,123 on my life and look at the things that had affected me 1281 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,041 and like the wrong turns I could have made 1282 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:41,543 and the wrong turns I did make. 1283 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,712 And then I wanted this music just to represent 1284 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,382 kind of that story and, like, what that is 1285 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:49,342 to say that there's this other part of it. 1286 01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:53,889 And for me, I have a connection to hip-hop 1287 01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:56,141 the way anyone has a connection to any kind of music. 1288 01:04:56,309 --> 01:04:58,226 You know? It's... I don't... 1289 01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,729 It's not where you're... I'm just playing around. 1290 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:01,964 All right. I'm just making sure. 1291 01:05:02,106 --> 01:05:04,900 You know, hearing the music, I like the first two cuts. 1292 01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:07,402 I think it went downhill after that, but, you know, 1293 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:09,863 that happens with everybody. You know what I'm saying? 1294 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:12,157 You know, I think you do have some potential. 1295 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:13,493 It just depends on how far you want 1296 01:05:13,494 --> 01:05:14,725 to take it, you know what I'm saying? 1297 01:05:14,893 --> 01:05:17,027 What you're trying to do and how far you're trying to go with it. 1298 01:05:17,187 --> 01:05:18,830 Like... you know. 1299 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,666 You know, if it's something you want to do, 1300 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,710 I believe anybody can do anything, you know? 1301 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:25,837 If their heart is really in it. 1302 01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:27,756 I liked those two songs, you know? 1303 01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:32,677 So what's the next move? 1304 01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:36,014 - Just... you got a vocal booth? - What you mean? 1305 01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:38,016 How do you want to start it off? 1306 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,560 - Start what off? - Just recording. 1307 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:42,729 Oh no, I'm not... I mean, 1308 01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:45,565 you're not ready to record with me. 1309 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,777 You know? I mean, you're not at that point yet. 1310 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,529 - You know? - I... because I was... 1311 01:05:54,241 --> 01:05:56,701 Because I thought that we were gonna make it work here. 1312 01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:58,453 I thought we had a deal... 1313 01:06:00,247 --> 01:06:02,040 Okay. 1314 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,422 I gotta get back to work, all right? 1315 01:06:09,590 --> 01:06:10,924 - All right. - Love you, man. 1316 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,550 Come here. Give me a hug. 1317 01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:15,095 All right? 1318 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,892 Can I have my CD? 1319 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,269 - Yeah, I gave it to you. - Okay. 1320 01:06:23,437 --> 01:06:26,439 Oh no, he'll give it to you over there. 1321 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,440 Okay. 1322 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,320 Shit. 1323 01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,919 Okay. 1324 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,838 Tell him I'm coming 1325 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,590 and I'm just going to finish it out like I said I would. 1326 01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:54,926 Well, let me see if I can get Letterman back. 1327 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:57,178 You'll have to get on a plane tomorrow. 1328 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:09,107 Please have your photo identification 1329 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,443 out and available for the agent at the counter. 1330 01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:12,858 Is it true you stopped acting, man? 1331 01:07:12,859 --> 01:07:13,878 Let's start it off, baby. 1332 01:07:13,946 --> 01:07:16,197 ♪ Yo, we got Joaquin in J.F.K ♪ 1333 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:19,075 ♪ I wanna get my rap career on my way ♪ 1334 01:07:20,786 --> 01:07:22,996 We spotted Joe Cocker... Wait a minute. 1335 01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:25,457 That's Joaquin Phoenix. The former actor 1336 01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:28,334 is still claiming to have left the biz of show for good, 1337 01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:30,795 choosing to focus more on his music career 1338 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:33,965 and clearly less on his personal hygiene. 1339 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:37,218 How about M.C. Tobias or Flavour Save? 1340 01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:40,138 Jofo? 1341 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,778 So the question is will Phoenix rise 1342 01:07:45,779 --> 01:07:47,896 from the ashes of his acting career 1343 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,898 and conquer the music industry? 1344 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,650 Is the whole thing a hoax? Will he put out a record? 1345 01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:55,195 Most of all, do we care? 1346 01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:03,995 He has a junket for his film "Two Lovers," 1347 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,039 three one-on-one interviews, 1348 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:08,917 "USA Today." 1349 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:13,046 He is going to do a print and online round-table. 1350 01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,841 - Have you seen "Two Lovers"? - No. 1351 01:08:17,009 --> 01:08:19,677 You're not curious about what it's like or what it... 1352 01:08:19,845 --> 01:08:21,596 I was there. 1353 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,182 But you weren't in all the scenes. 1354 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:25,683 No, it's all right. 1355 01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:27,602 I mean, I'm sure they were great. 1356 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:29,896 Okay, just because most actors that I talk to, 1357 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,098 they're interested in how the director puts it together and... 1358 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,566 No. 1359 01:08:33,734 --> 01:08:36,528 Did you prepare for this movie? 1360 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,530 - In what way? No. - In like... did you... 1361 01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:40,497 The journalists outside who are waiting to talk to you, 1362 01:08:40,498 --> 01:08:41,833 they're all wondering if this is a 1363 01:08:41,834 --> 01:08:43,326 hoax. They're talking to each other, 1364 01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:45,620 saying "It's a hoax, it's a hoax." But it's not. 1365 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,455 Like, you seem legitimately interested. 1366 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:49,874 It's hard not to get offended when you sit there 1367 01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:52,627 with your little smile and say "We think this is a hoax," 1368 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,216 because you're talking about my life 1369 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:55,713 as if my life's a fucking joke to you. 1370 01:08:55,881 --> 01:08:58,258 No, not... I'm... you know, I'm not... I don't mean to offend you. 1371 01:08:58,425 --> 01:09:00,218 You can do the Fox News, go "Some may say..." 1372 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:02,220 - Right. - And put it on them. 1373 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:06,141 But it's your question and it's hard not to take it personally 1374 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,768 and feel like you're saying my life's a fucking joke. 1375 01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:10,812 Do you realise really what you're doing 1376 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,814 by taking this step away from movies? 1377 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,483 Being in the limelight as a rapper will be any different? 1378 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,444 That you know your new career is overshadowing the film? 1379 01:09:18,612 --> 01:09:21,781 Is Diddy just doing the music or is he working on the lyrics too? 1380 01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:25,285 Yeah, we're gonna work together. 1381 01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:27,078 Lovely, excellent, 1382 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:28,746 average, lovely. 1383 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,934 Are you really filming just driving in a fucking car? 1384 01:09:57,109 --> 01:09:59,319 - Oh oh. - All right, you gotta stop. 1385 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,490 Joaquin Phoenix, whoo. Joaquin. 1386 01:10:04,658 --> 01:10:06,618 Joaquin. Joaquin. 1387 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,790 Seven minutes to the introduction. 1388 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:14,876 All "Late Show" band members backstage. 1389 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:36,189 Coming up, Joaquin Phoenix. 1390 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:44,072 Our first guest is a... How about this? 1391 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,408 Two-time Academy Award nominee, Joaquin Phoenix. 1392 01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:07,428 Good to see you. 1393 01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:09,847 Thank you very much for being on the program again. 1394 01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:11,471 You know, it's been three years since 1395 01:11:11,472 --> 01:11:12,850 the last time you were on the show. 1396 01:11:13,018 --> 01:11:14,769 And I will just say right off the top here, 1397 01:11:14,937 --> 01:11:16,521 you look different than I remember. 1398 01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:20,108 You've got a nice beard going and... 1399 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,568 - Oh yeah, thank you. - How is that... the beard? 1400 01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:25,697 - In what way? - Is it comfortable? 1401 01:11:25,864 --> 01:11:28,366 Is it itchy? Are you pleased with it? 1402 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:32,036 I'm okay with it, but now you're making me feel weird about it. 1403 01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:34,872 I'm sorry, I'm making you feel weird about it? 1404 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,833 - Is there something wrong? - I can't be the first one 1405 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,751 to make you feel weird about it. 1406 01:11:38,919 --> 01:11:41,212 No I guess not. 1407 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,382 See, that's what I'm talking about. You doing a lot of this? 1408 01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,432 That's just a nervous tic, I think. 1409 01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:47,719 Oh, just a nervous tic. 1410 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:50,054 You know, I saw this... 1411 01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:54,767 I saw this movie the other night... Tremendous. 1412 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:57,770 What a tremendous film. You and who else is in it? 1413 01:11:57,938 --> 01:12:00,481 What's her name? Beautiful lovely... 1414 01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:06,070 - Gwyneth Paltrow. - Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow. 1415 01:12:06,238 --> 01:12:09,949 - I really enjoyed your work. - Thank you. 1416 01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:11,284 Yeah. 1417 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:20,460 Are you... 1418 01:12:37,269 --> 01:12:41,105 What... what can you tell us about your days with the Unabomber? 1419 01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:56,287 It's just a little joke. 1420 01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,499 You're not going to act anymore? 1421 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,876 - No. - Huh. 1422 01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,878 Why is that? 1423 01:13:06,965 --> 01:13:09,184 I don't know. 1424 01:13:09,185 --> 01:13:10,185 I mean... 1425 01:13:10,199 --> 01:13:12,637 So you have given it some thought. 1426 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:14,305 Yeah, it's not really... 1427 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:16,849 an easy thing to explain. 1428 01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:18,643 It's something that's been 1429 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,812 a part of my life for a long time, do you know? 1430 01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:23,481 And so it's weird to, like, come out on stage 1431 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:25,525 with a bunch of people and just talk about it. 1432 01:13:25,692 --> 01:13:27,485 Do you know? So. 1433 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:30,696 Now when will we see the new music career? 1434 01:13:30,864 --> 01:13:35,159 The new hip-hop career, when will we see that take off? 1435 01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:37,870 When can we... Because we want to be there. 1436 01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:41,999 Well, I'd love to come on the show and perform... 1437 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:43,668 - Yeah. - When it's done. 1438 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:50,091 But I'm just... I'm working on it, you know? 1439 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,927 - It's a... - You know, that seems unlikely. 1440 01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:02,019 Can you... can you set up the clip for us, Joaquin? 1441 01:14:02,187 --> 01:14:04,689 I don't... 1442 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:09,402 Are you kidding? Are you serious? 1443 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:12,196 Does the maniacal laughter... I don't know what the clip is. 1444 01:14:12,364 --> 01:14:14,031 You don't know what the clip is? 1445 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:16,367 It's you and... maybe a scene with you and Gwyneth Paltrow? 1446 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:17,952 All right, you're doing fine. 1447 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,580 Thanks. High praise coming from you. 1448 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,909 - Is that really... that's the... - We're having fun. 1449 01:14:24,910 --> 01:14:25,910 That's fun? 1450 01:14:25,911 --> 01:14:27,753 We're having fun. Just relax, seriously. 1451 01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:30,381 I'll come to your house and chew gum. 1452 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:32,967 - Okay, I don't have to chew gum. - No, just relax. 1453 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:36,231 I won't chew the gum. I won't chew the gum. 1454 01:14:36,232 --> 01:14:37,263 Well. 1455 01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:40,224 And, Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight. 1456 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:44,061 The film is "Two Lovers." 1457 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:46,397 Opens Friday in selected cities. 1458 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:49,066 Thank you very much and good luck in your new career. 1459 01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:50,902 I hope that goes well for you. 1460 01:14:51,069 --> 01:14:53,488 We'll be right back with model... 1461 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,628 Oh my God. 1462 01:15:08,795 --> 01:15:11,756 I don't know, 1463 01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:16,135 I don't know. Oh no. 1464 01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:18,262 Oh no. 1465 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:46,499 Sir, could you just pull over for a sec? 1466 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:48,960 Dude, just pull over for a sec. 1467 01:15:49,127 --> 01:15:50,962 I gotta fucking walk around a little. 1468 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:57,635 God... fucking... 1469 01:15:57,803 --> 01:16:01,806 I don't fucking know. 1470 01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,850 Fucking wall right here. Goddamn fucking wall. 1471 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:07,061 I fucked it. 1472 01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:10,314 I just fucking made an announcement. 1473 01:16:10,482 --> 01:16:13,526 I said I'll never go back to acting and now I can't. 1474 01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:17,238 You know what? I'm miserable. Fucking music sucks. 1475 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,823 And I didn't even fucking know it. 1476 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:22,159 I'm so stupid. 1477 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:25,371 Oh, bullshit, dude. It fucking sucks. 1478 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:28,416 I'm just going to be a goddamn joke forever. 1479 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,210 I can't believe it. Why'd I do that? Why'd I do that? 1480 01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:35,923 Fuck. 1481 01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:39,218 I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. 1482 01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:41,178 I fucked my fucking life, man. 1483 01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:43,556 I fucked my life. 1484 01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:46,851 Oh shit. 1485 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:50,104 Shit. I can't go to this fucking premier, dude. 1486 01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:52,106 How am I gonna go? Fuck 'em. 1487 01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,025 I gotta go to the fucking premier. 1488 01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,904 Mr. Phoenix, over here. 1489 01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:01,532 Mr. Phoenix, right in front of you, please, sir. 1490 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,252 I'm shooting right now. I'm shooting. 1491 01:17:21,553 --> 01:17:23,763 You fucking son of a bitch. 1492 01:17:23,930 --> 01:17:26,807 Are you fucking kidding me? 1493 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:35,566 Where's Larry? I gotta go. 1494 01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,652 Where's Larry? 1495 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,324 The doors don't fucking open. Can you get the fucking door open? 1496 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,409 It doesn't open. 1497 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:07,473 It's just a little joke. 1498 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:10,142 I'm the fucking joke? You're the joke. 1499 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:14,021 I'm doing more than what anyone fucking expects. 1500 01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:17,650 And then... and you literally are fucking off. 1501 01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:19,503 When people really see what happens, 1502 01:18:19,504 --> 01:18:20,778 they're gonna laugh at you. 1503 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:23,322 Not at me. Because I saw the fucking history, dude. 1504 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:24,824 I know you watched the "Letterman" thing 1505 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:26,157 because you think it's so fucking funny. 1506 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,035 You're a broken alkie. 1507 01:18:28,203 --> 01:18:30,996 You're a fucking piece of shit. I shit on your face, man. 1508 01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:34,125 Honestly, I shit on your fucking face. 1509 01:18:34,292 --> 01:18:35,793 I am really sorry that it's gone this way. 1510 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:37,461 I know that things have been getting weird 1511 01:18:37,629 --> 01:18:39,063 between us over the past fucking few months. 1512 01:18:39,172 --> 01:18:40,715 What's been weird between us? 1513 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,134 Things have gotten weird between us, dude, and I am sorry. 1514 01:18:43,301 --> 01:18:45,553 I am sorry for my part in it. I am sorry. 1515 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,451 But you can't fucking go on treating 1516 01:18:47,452 --> 01:18:49,181 me like I'm an asshole all the time. 1517 01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:50,483 You know what? You are an asshole. 1518 01:18:50,642 --> 01:18:52,560 Joaq, you cannot keep talking to me this way... 1519 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,520 - You're an asshole. - The whole fucking time. 1520 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:56,731 You're an asshole. 1521 01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:59,525 - There is some part of you... - I don't know how come you see... 1522 01:18:59,693 --> 01:19:01,652 - That is enviously jealous. - Oh, dude, please. 1523 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:04,572 - Listen to me. - I am listening to you. 1524 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,532 Well, not when you're talking like that. 1525 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,576 You don't have to be the fucking exorcist, dude. 1526 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,245 Just fucking talk like a normal human being. 1527 01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:17,376 You think you know everything that's happening, but you don't. 1528 01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:19,712 Listen, you've got to understand one thing, okay? 1529 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,422 That's why you don't see it, dude. 1530 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,215 Antony, I'm telling you I'm serious. 1531 01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:25,342 - Dude, don't fucking hit me. - I'll knock your fucking... 1532 01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:28,429 I'll knock your teeth out and I'll shit on your fucking face. 1533 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,347 Fuck you. You want to test it, do it. 1534 01:19:30,515 --> 01:19:32,558 You've shit on my fucking life enough times. 1535 01:19:32,726 --> 01:19:34,226 What can I do for you? 1536 01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:37,229 Not fuck things up. Not fuck up my fucking life. 1537 01:19:37,397 --> 01:19:39,857 Not make me look like I'm a fucking joke. 1538 01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:48,949 I know that sometimes I fucking get out of fucking place. 1539 01:19:49,117 --> 01:19:51,202 I'm an intense guy. I'm a passionate guy. 1540 01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:53,192 And that bleeds through into my life, 1541 01:19:53,193 --> 01:19:54,872 but that's because I do something. 1542 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,409 Know what I mean? Whether I was 1543 01:19:56,410 --> 01:19:58,042 acting or whether I was doing music 1544 01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,461 or whatever it is, I give myself to something. 1545 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:03,255 What's your bit? What is your bit? 1546 01:20:03,423 --> 01:20:06,425 I mean, it's almost comical. 1547 01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:08,093 Like I literally was angry 1548 01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:10,971 and now I almost... like, I feel sorry for you, dude. 1549 01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:13,599 You're a bitless dude. I have fucking bits. 1550 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:15,976 What the fuck do you have? Haven't you seen me? 1551 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:17,478 You've seen the fucking stuff I do, you 1552 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:18,646 see how people are affected by it. 1553 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,898 You know that I affect people in a fucking positive way. 1554 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:24,485 So what I'm saying is what are you gonna do with your fucking life? 1555 01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:28,405 You took too long. 1556 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:30,950 That's what I'm saying, dude. You're not fucking assertive. 1557 01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:32,660 I agree. 1558 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,126 I don't need to have this conversation. 1559 01:20:34,127 --> 01:20:35,262 Fuck the peace, fuck the bullshit. 1560 01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:37,790 I'm trying to do you a favour. I'm talking to you as a friend 1561 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:40,751 and I'm trying to do other people a favour to see this, 1562 01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:43,087 to know what it's like, to understand what I go through. 1563 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:44,630 They don't know what it's like, dude. 1564 01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,298 Did you have to go on fucking Letterman? 1565 01:20:46,466 --> 01:20:49,134 How could I possibly concentrate when I'm dealing with... 1566 01:20:49,302 --> 01:20:51,762 - They don't want me on Letterman. - Excuse me. 1567 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,849 When I'm fucking dealing with fucking Diddy 1568 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:58,644 and his fullness, his idea of what's right? 1569 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:01,689 They're actually gonna see how fucking hard it is. 1570 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:06,277 I came in here to talk and now, you know what, dude? 1571 01:21:06,444 --> 01:21:09,864 Think of a fucking bit worthwhile. 1572 01:21:10,031 --> 01:21:12,128 But fuck off anyway, dude. Honestly, 1573 01:21:12,129 --> 01:21:13,659 Ant, I'm through with you. 1574 01:21:13,827 --> 01:21:17,204 Do whatever the fuck you want. And I hope one day 1575 01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:19,957 I see a bit that's worthwhile that you were involved in. 1576 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:22,793 Although I find that highly unlikely. 1577 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:44,857 You want a bit? I'll give you a bit. 1578 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,424 Oh the fuck are you? 1579 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,343 Oh fuck, oh. 1580 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:14,887 What the fuck are you fucking doing? 1581 01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:17,514 - Oh. - The fuck you doing? 1582 01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:24,855 Fuck. 1583 01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:28,359 Lar. 1584 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:31,070 - What the fuck? - What the fuck is that? 1585 01:22:31,237 --> 01:22:34,239 Is that human fucking shit, dude? 1586 01:22:34,407 --> 01:22:36,283 Did someone just human shit on me? 1587 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,410 Let me see. 1588 01:22:38,578 --> 01:22:41,038 Oh man, fuck. 1589 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,207 - Jesus. - I'm gonna fucking kill him. 1590 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:46,126 I'm gonna fucking murder him. Get the fuck out of here. 1591 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:49,213 Get out of here. 1592 01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:56,095 Please welcome Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller. 1593 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:15,072 Cinematographers are the unsung heroes of movies. 1594 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,242 They live and breathe shadow and light. 1595 01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:22,788 Their work is the bedrock of every production. 1596 01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:26,000 This is ridiculous. You're chewing gum at the Oscars. 1597 01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:30,087 Okay, I'll take it out. 1598 01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:32,840 - What's going on with you? - Nothing. 1599 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,759 I just want to retire from being a funny guy, that's all. 1600 01:23:35,927 --> 01:23:39,096 You look like you work at a Hasidic meth lab. 1601 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:42,683 What do you want to do? 1602 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:45,144 - What do you want to do? - I don't know. 1603 01:23:45,311 --> 01:23:47,271 Maybe... 1604 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,189 cinematography. 1605 01:23:49,357 --> 01:23:51,608 The documentaries nominated here today 1606 01:23:51,776 --> 01:23:54,111 could not be more different. 1607 01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,030 And yet as we face anxiety 1608 01:23:56,197 --> 01:23:58,157 and uncertainty at the dawn of this... 1609 01:23:58,324 --> 01:24:00,492 Will you shut the fuck up? 1610 01:24:01,619 --> 01:24:04,038 It's fucking distracting. 1611 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,874 I've given up acting. 1612 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,293 You've given up acting? You've given up shaving. 1613 01:24:09,461 --> 01:24:10,669 There's a difference. 1614 01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:13,130 I'm gonna do my Joaquin Phoenix for you. 1615 01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:14,798 I'm as giddy as Joaquin Phoenix 1616 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,967 with a ballpoint pen and a blank prescription pad. 1617 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:18,510 We better call Puff Daddy... 1618 01:24:18,678 --> 01:24:20,888 Phoenix has gone completely nuts. 1619 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,223 Earlier this month You might recall 1620 01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:24,935 actor Joaquin Phoenix made a rather 1621 01:24:24,936 --> 01:24:26,393 odd appearance, to put it mildly. 1622 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:32,357 Everybody, it looks like Joaquin Phoenix is finished. 1623 01:24:32,525 --> 01:24:35,486 And if he wasn't such an asshole, this would kinda be a sad day. 1624 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:37,506 He should have stayed Joaquin Phoenix, 1625 01:24:37,507 --> 01:24:39,406 the tortured actor. This rapping thing? 1626 01:24:39,574 --> 01:24:42,076 It's like somebody turning the lights on in a bar at 2:00 a.m. 1627 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:44,745 It just looks fucking horrible. 1628 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:46,647 But before we mourn his 15 minutes, 1629 01:24:46,648 --> 01:24:48,332 let's remember that prior to J.P., 1630 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,251 he was Joaquin Phoenix, which wasn't even his real name either. 1631 01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:54,088 It was like Leaf Jacobs or some shit like that. 1632 01:24:54,255 --> 01:24:58,509 He is a product of ambition... Just a hipper vegan Tom Cruise. 1633 01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,019 You know, all that noise about "I am the 1634 01:25:00,020 --> 01:25:01,428 guy who doesn't care what you think of me; 1635 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,347 I don't watch my movies; I'm so real" 1636 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,724 was not only annoying bullshit, but it obscured the fact 1637 01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:08,435 that he was just a fucking ham even when he mumbled. 1638 01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:11,438 Now maybe we can appreciate the subtle, more refined talents 1639 01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:14,691 of a... dare I say... Leonardo DiCaprio, 1640 01:25:14,859 --> 01:25:16,568 or a Matt Damon? 1641 01:25:16,736 --> 01:25:19,321 Is it real? It really doesn't matter. 1642 01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:21,223 Hugh Grant got head from that hooker and was forgiven 1643 01:25:21,224 --> 01:25:23,033 before his "Leno" appearance went to commercial. 1644 01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:25,035 And Britney shaved her head and showed us her pussy 1645 01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:27,162 and we still wanted more. But Phoenix is fucked 1646 01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:29,289 because even behind that homeless man's beard 1647 01:25:29,457 --> 01:25:31,708 and without showing his genitalia, 1648 01:25:31,876 --> 01:25:33,781 he has still managed to empty his little 1649 01:25:33,782 --> 01:25:35,546 bucket of mystery all over the floor. 1650 01:25:35,713 --> 01:25:39,550 Leaf, Joaquin, J.P., all three of you are finished. 1651 01:25:39,717 --> 01:25:42,928 There's no spectacle to hope for, no fantasy to imagine. 1652 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:45,639 The thrill is gone. 1653 01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:50,352 (Larry Speaking) 1654 01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,319 Hey, David. Yeah, it's Larry. 1655 01:25:59,487 --> 01:26:01,321 With Joaquin. 1656 01:26:01,489 --> 01:26:03,574 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about getting Joaquin 1657 01:26:03,741 --> 01:26:05,492 down there at LIV to perform this week. 1658 01:26:07,453 --> 01:26:09,496 Is Wednesday a big night? 1659 01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:13,917 I mean, is the place going to be packed or? 1660 01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:18,589 - I just talked to David. - David? 1661 01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:20,924 - Yeah, the guy from Miami. - Oh yeah? 1662 01:26:21,092 --> 01:26:23,343 - And what did he say? - Wednesday night. 1663 01:26:24,762 --> 01:26:26,805 - Wednesday? - Yeah. 1664 01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:28,515 Why the fuck Wednesday? 1665 01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:30,851 He says it's a good night. 1666 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:34,188 You know, like hip crowd, they'll like your music. 1667 01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:37,024 The guy down in Miami had doubts about, you know, 1668 01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:39,651 Joaquin's abilities 1669 01:26:39,819 --> 01:26:41,778 and I had to reassure him a little bit 1670 01:26:41,946 --> 01:26:45,073 that it wasn't going to be another "Letterman" thing. 1671 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:48,994 I don't know. I mean... 1672 01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:54,291 I can't question that. If he wants to do something, we do it. 1673 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,994 ♪ A charity's being formed for this deformity ♪ 1674 01:27:31,162 --> 01:27:33,830 ♪ Because man can't conform for nobody ♪ 1675 01:27:33,998 --> 01:27:35,999 How... what's that sound like? 1676 01:27:36,167 --> 01:27:39,002 ♪ What can I say to Antony but "Fuck you"? ♪ 1677 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:42,589 No, all right. Do you have reverb on the vocal? 1678 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:45,050 - No. - No, nothing. 1679 01:27:45,218 --> 01:27:48,220 Huh. And the track isn't running through the board at all? 1680 01:27:48,388 --> 01:27:50,222 There's no... We can't E.Q. the track? 1681 01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:09,741 (Larry Speaking) 1682 01:28:23,214 --> 01:28:25,549 ♪ I'm still real, I won't kneel ♪ 1683 01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:28,218 ♪ Unless it's God, my team will know how I feel ♪ 1684 01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:30,554 ♪ I never sold out, never, my good soul, never ♪ 1685 01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:33,807 ♪ I live forever, I'm the one that God's chosen, bitch ♪ 1686 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,199 Lar? 1687 01:29:04,255 --> 01:29:05,964 Go go go go. 1688 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:08,759 Coming in through the deejay booth. Be by the deejay booth. 1689 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:17,301 Side of the stage. Bring him through the stage. 1690 01:29:17,302 --> 01:29:18,977 Go go go go. The side of the stage... 1691 01:29:19,145 --> 01:29:21,146 Bring him off the side of the stage... go. 1692 01:30:22,041 --> 01:30:24,918 What the fuck is up, Miami? 1693 01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:30,924 And now let's hear it... 1694 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,761 for J.P., baby. Let's motherfucking rock. 1695 01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:56,867 What? 1696 01:30:57,034 --> 01:30:58,410 Fuck you. 1697 01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:04,207 ♪ I'm still here, I don't scare ♪ 1698 01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:07,043 ♪ I don't fear, don't even fear fucking fear ♪ 1699 01:31:07,211 --> 01:31:09,921 ♪ I never crack, never, I don't give, never ♪ 1700 01:31:10,089 --> 01:31:12,549 ♪ I live forever, I'm the one that God ♪ 1701 01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:15,469 ♪ I'm still real, I won't kneel ♪ 1702 01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:18,388 ♪ Unless it's God, my team know how I feel ♪ 1703 01:31:18,556 --> 01:31:21,141 ♪ I never sold out, never, my good soul, never ♪ 1704 01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:23,894 ♪ I live forever, I'm the one that God chose ♪ 1705 01:31:24,061 --> 01:31:26,938 ♪ I heard the call, alarms sounding off ♪ 1706 01:31:27,106 --> 01:31:29,816 ♪ Feeling guilty because my night was spent fucking off ♪ 1707 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:32,777 ♪ History perverted me, words can never harm me ♪ 1708 01:31:32,945 --> 01:31:36,406 ♪ Saying I'm the epitome of a fucking rap self-parody ♪ 1709 01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:39,159 ♪ A charity's being formed for this deformity ♪ 1710 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:41,912 ♪ This man can't conform for nobody ♪ 1711 01:31:42,079 --> 01:31:44,748 ♪ I made it here despite the efforts of a few ♪ 1712 01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:47,459 ♪ What can I say to a punk but "Fuck you"? ♪ 1713 01:31:47,627 --> 01:31:49,920 ♪ I must confess, I'm preposterous at best ♪ 1714 01:31:50,087 --> 01:31:54,007 ♪ A pretentious mess, can't get himself even dressed ♪ 1715 01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:56,843 ♪ In response I don't get mad, I shake you off ♪ 1716 01:31:57,011 --> 01:31:59,471 ♪ Waving goodbye like I was last year's fad ♪ 1717 01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:01,598 ♪ Trend-setting, on you I won't be betting ♪ 1718 01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:04,309 ♪ I let it go so long as you know that I'm stormy weather ♪ 1719 01:32:04,477 --> 01:32:06,811 ♪ And whether or not you're better or not ♪ 1720 01:32:06,979 --> 01:32:08,585 ♪ Couldn't make a lick of difference ♪ 1721 01:32:08,587 --> 01:32:10,149 ♪ From where I'm sitting at the top ♪ 1722 01:32:10,316 --> 01:32:12,943 ♪ Here through these years, I don't scare ♪ 1723 01:32:13,110 --> 01:32:15,445 ♪ Don't even fear fucking fear ♪ 1724 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,031 ♪ I never crack, never, I don't give, never ♪ 1725 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:20,992 ♪ I'll throw it down, you can bet on that, fella ♪ 1726 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,328 ♪ I'm still real, I won't kneel ♪ 1727 01:32:23,496 --> 01:32:26,456 ♪ Unless it's God, my team know how I feel ♪ 1728 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:29,334 ♪ I never sold out, never, my good soul, never ♪ 1729 01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:33,213 ♪ Live forever, I'm the one that God's chosen, bitch ♪ 1730 01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:35,882 ♪ Long-winded letters that I've written ♪ 1731 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:38,802 ♪ Once a snake has bitten, I'll forgive but won't forget it ♪ 1732 01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:41,680 ♪ Not talking revenge, I don't have the time to do to you ♪ 1733 01:32:41,847 --> 01:32:44,224 ♪ All the fucked-up things, fantasies of ruining you ♪ 1734 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:47,018 ♪ Ain't got a crew, but I'll take on yours ♪ 1735 01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:50,021 ♪ Gotta wrap this shit up with you because I'm so fucking bored ♪ 1736 01:32:50,189 --> 01:32:51,690 ♪ Just this one thing I gotta say ♪ 1737 01:32:51,857 --> 01:32:53,817 ♪ To let you know, to get it off my chest ♪ 1738 01:32:53,985 --> 01:32:55,819 ♪ Before this long rest ♪ 1739 01:32:55,987 --> 01:32:59,072 ♪ I never betrayed you, I never did what you thought I did ♪ 1740 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:01,324 ♪ Still you came at me swinging, kid ♪ 1741 01:33:01,492 --> 01:33:04,369 ♪ Nevertheless I wish you the best and pray you get to heaven ♪ 1742 01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:07,163 ♪ But more than likely you'll be burning with the devil ♪ 1743 01:33:07,331 --> 01:33:09,040 ♪ Here through these years ♪ 1744 01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:12,002 ♪ I don't fear, don't even fear fucking fear ♪ 1745 01:33:12,169 --> 01:33:15,005 ♪ I never crack, never, I don't give, never ♪ 1746 01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:17,716 ♪ I throw it down, you can bet on that, fella ♪ 1747 01:33:17,883 --> 01:33:20,218 ♪ I'm still real, I won't kneel ♪ 1748 01:33:20,386 --> 01:33:23,388 ♪ Unless it's God, my team know how I feel ♪ 1749 01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:26,182 ♪ I never sold out, never, my good soul, never ♪ 1750 01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:29,352 ♪ I live forever, I'm the one that God's chosen ♪ 1751 01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:31,688 ♪ Bitch ♪ 1752 01:33:31,856 --> 01:33:33,690 So, LIV, it's good to see you all. 1753 01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:36,276 Dude, what's your fucking problem? 1754 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,195 Shut the fuck up. 1755 01:33:39,363 --> 01:33:42,282 You wanna get up here and try and fucking do it, bitch? 1756 01:33:42,450 --> 01:33:44,075 Show it, yeah. 1757 01:33:44,243 --> 01:33:46,578 Sorry, we got a fucking asshole in the audience. 1758 01:33:46,746 --> 01:33:48,538 Fucking shut up, dude. 1759 01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:50,915 Does my suit cost more than you fucking make 1760 01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:52,584 in a fucking week, dude? 1761 01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:54,961 Is that why? Yeah. 1762 01:33:56,756 --> 01:33:59,382 Dude, I got a million dollars in a fucking bank account. 1763 01:33:59,550 --> 01:34:01,760 What do you got, bitch? You washing dishes? 1764 01:34:01,927 --> 01:34:03,697 You standing around washing dishes, 1765 01:34:03,698 --> 01:34:05,221 you gonna come make fun of me? 1766 01:34:05,389 --> 01:34:07,474 All right, taking the next song... 1767 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:09,976 What? 1768 01:34:10,978 --> 01:34:12,604 You motherfucking asshole. 1769 01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:23,114 Oh, grab it. 1770 01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:28,995 Get off. 1771 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:36,086 Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin. 1772 01:34:42,009 --> 01:34:43,802 Is that it? 1773 01:34:47,932 --> 01:34:50,433 (Emcee Speaking) 1774 01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:17,877 - I'll get some towels. - And water. 1775 01:35:28,013 --> 01:35:31,307 Here you go. 1776 01:35:32,351 --> 01:35:34,227 Can I get some water too, please? 1777 01:35:44,822 --> 01:35:47,657 We'll take the back so they won't get you. 1778 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:49,826 I hope. 1779 01:35:53,372 --> 01:35:55,915 You all right? 1780 01:36:21,275 --> 01:36:23,193 Dude, that was a good show. 1781 01:37:27,466 --> 01:37:30,385 (Larry Speaking) 1782 01:45:32,909 --> 01:45:35,786 ♪ When I dream ♪ 1783 01:45:35,954 --> 01:45:38,372 ♪ I dream of you ♪ 1784 01:45:42,169 --> 01:45:46,047 ♪ And if I'm wrong, we'll know it's true ♪ 1785 01:45:49,634 --> 01:45:52,345 ♪ It takes more than sacrifice ♪ 1786 01:45:52,512 --> 01:45:55,639 ♪ To keep love ♪ 1787 01:45:57,809 --> 01:46:00,895 ♪ It disappears just like the dew ♪ 1788 01:46:01,063 --> 01:46:03,189 ♪ Dew-www ♪ 1789 01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:25,711 ♪ Well, there's ♪ 1790 01:46:25,879 --> 01:46:31,634 ♪ Cool water in you ♪ 1791 01:46:31,802 --> 01:46:34,345 ♪ Well, you know that there's ♪ 1792 01:46:34,513 --> 01:46:38,766 ♪ Cool water in you ♪ 1793 01:46:38,934 --> 01:46:42,353 ♪ You know there's ♪ 1794 01:46:42,521 --> 01:46:46,857 ♪ Cool water in you ♪ 1795 01:46:48,485 --> 01:46:54,448 ♪ Well, there's cool water ♪ 1796 01:46:54,616 --> 01:46:59,203 ♪ In you ♪