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And love slipped
the bonds of restraint.

2
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His touch was like a cosmic "yes."

3
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"Fuck you," screamed Kelly.
"Fuck you to hell."

4
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Scott stepped back from the cell door
as the gob of spit flew. "Fuck you."

5
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This matrix is what Hardy meant
by "the ache of modernism."

6
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Crap.

7
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Inchcombe knew too well
the dreadfuI mundanity of murder.

8
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But PateI was stricken.

9
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Inchcombe realized
his lack of feeling was almost....

10
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Pathological.

11
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"'I've been wearing the wrong size
all my life,' says Katie.

12
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'I was always popping out.
Turns out l'm a 30 GG,' she says.

13
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'Now my bras finally fit.

14
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Though Simon prefers me
without one."'

15
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We can go round mine, if you like.

16
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And watch your dad
farting into a sofa?

17
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A taxi?

18
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In Ewedown?

19
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-Come on.
-Where are we going?

20
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Nowhere.

21
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-Glen, can I tempt you?
-Oh, wow, thank you.

22
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I often take something snacky
to Nicholas this time of day.

23
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I know how the brain needs feeding.

24
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So how you settling in?

25
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Great.

26
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The last writers' retreat I was at,
I kind of froze my balls off, you know?

27
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Screeching fire doors
and curried lasagna...

28
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...and a needy poet,
from whom I still bear the scars.

29
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Well, we try to keep it peacefuI here.
Far from the madding crowd.

30
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May I?

31
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Well, it's paradise.

32
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In Ewedown?
What are you doing there?

33
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I haven't told her yet.

34
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Why not? You keep saying
you want to be with me.

35
00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:08,122
Well, I can't tell her just like that.
It's 25 years. A marriage.

36
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Come on, Nicholas.

37
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Or I'm gonna get in a taxi
and find your farm.

38
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-No.
-Come up there and I'll drag you out.

39
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No, don't.

40
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I wanted to be with you.
I thought you'd be pleased.

41
00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,554
Well, of course I'm pleased.

42
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Nadia, go to the pub and stay there.
I'll come when I can.

43
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-Are you going to tell her?
-Just give me a couple of hours.

44
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Cock pie.

45
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-How's the worker?
-Good, actually.

46
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Just about to embark on forensics.

47
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Well, give me your pages
and l'll get started.

48
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Reckon I might pack it in
a bit early today.

49
00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,162
Need to think
about my blood smears.

50
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Might take a drive, have a pint.

51
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Stir the old grey matter up.

52
00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,586
Who were you talking to just then?

53
00:04:55,754 --> 00:05:01,217
Judy. She said the Impala contract
should be through in a day or two.

54
00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,135
I could come with you.

55
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,845
-What?
-For a drive.

56
00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,431
I don't know when we last went out.

57
00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,350
This is absolutely yummy.

58
00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,727
Or we could go into Hadditon,
get a meal.

59
00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,312
Yes.

60
00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,690
But what about the guests?

61
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Mary's got Casey to help.

62
00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,069
But l'm supposed to be thinking,
you know, about....

63
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You can run it by me.
I'm good at forensics.

64
00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,336
Andy, can I tempt you?

65
00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,673
Oh, we've got a new academic.
Glen, American.

66
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Turns out he's working
on Thomas Hardy.

67
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Said he might have
some farming questions.

68
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-Needs an expert yokel, does he?
-Would you mind?

69
00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,975
Oh, and the writers are eating
alfresco tonight.

70
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Could you check there's no bird shit
on the seats? Sorry.

71
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You okay?

72
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Yes.

73
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Nicholas and l
are going out to dinner.

74
00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,538
Now.

75
00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,126
Fucking bingo.

76
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What a dump.

77
00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,968
-Yeah.
-We could walk up the garage.

78
00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,846
I'm supposed to be helping my mom
up at Stonefield.

79
00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,390
-They keep you busy.
-Yeah.

80
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You never stop, you.

81
00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,729
Bet them writers are wankers.

82
00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,856
It was called From Hearth to Heath:

83
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The Doomsday and Revelation
in Victorian Verse.

84
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What was it about?

85
00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:29,156
You know, pale poets on laudanum
and dark towers and sunless seas.

86
00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,451
-A little Sturm und Drang in a teacup.
-Did it sell?

87
00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:38,165
Well, my kind of books aren't about
sales, that's not why I write. So, no.

88
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,170
-So, what are you working on next?
-Thomas Hardy.

89
00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:47,133
Is there anything left to say
about that maudlin bore?

90
00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,970
Excuse me, but there's nothing dull
about Hardy. That is a misconception.

91
00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,932
At least you've been published.
I'm seething with envy.

92
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,519
-l'd love to be published.
-I publish myself on the Internet.

93
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,147
-Oh, do you earn money doing that?
-No.

94
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,107
-What do you write?
-Lesbian crime.

95
00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,903
I'm here picking up tips
from the master.

96
00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,745
-Beth?
-Yeah?

97
00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,039
Why don't I just pop out on my own?

98
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,250
Well, l'm ready now. Come on.

99
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,043
Is that...?

100
00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,421
I mean, are you wearing that?

101
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,343
It just looks a bit hot.

102
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,931
You know, Hadditon's always packed
with pissed Londonites on a Friday.

103
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,600
I doubt we get a table anyway.

104
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,269
Let's do it properly next week.
Make an occasion.

105
00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,939
I'm always taking you for granted.
I'm vile, I know.

106
00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,650
You should kick me, really.

107
00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,445
Who is she?

108
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,322
What?

109
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,950
Oh, come on, Beth.

110
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,994
Tell me who.

111
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,374
Look, it's nothing.

112
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,419
It's been once or twice, that's all.
It's just--

113
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:08,464
-Beth, it's not anything.
-Who is she?

114
00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,217
So she's on her way in,
the bride and groom are--

115
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,136
-Just a researcher on Radio 4.
-What's her name?

116
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,889
-Nadia. Nadia Patel.
-Patel? She's in your book.

117
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,391
No. I met her when I was on
Desert Island Discs.

118
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,602
-You put her in your book.
-Just the name.

119
00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,438
Desert lsland Discs was a year ago.
So "once or twice"?

120
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,814
I was going to tell you.

121
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,818
In the book, from your woman,
saying that they're coming to the par--

122
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,155
-I've had enough of this.
-Beth. l'm a ruin, I know.

123
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:37,993
But I've been in a reaI state about this.
I didn't want to hurt you.

124
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,746
How could you lie to my face?

125
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,165
Can we talk calmly?
There are people out there.

126
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,167
You looked me in the face and lied.

127
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,544
For God's sake,
we're surrounded by novelists.

128
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,089
-You bastard.
-Beth...

129
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,092
-...we're like a pair of compasses...
-Oh, don't you dare.

130
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,094
...joined solidly at the top...

131
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:59,181
...but with the ends
able to roam in freedom.

132
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,476
That's her, isn't it?
Are you keeping her waiting?

133
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,520
We've talked
about the creative mind...

134
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,022
...and we agreed
it needs freedom to explore.

135
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,692
Take your freedom.
I can't live like this anymore.

136
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,236
-It makes me feeI worthless.
-Calm yourself down.

137
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,364
Go set up home with Patel.
See if she does your tax returns.

138
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,491
Do you love her? Is she young?

139
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,368
-For heaven's sake--
-ls she?!

140
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,412
Yes!

141
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,211
If you leave here tonight
to be with her, don't come back.

142
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,340
Beth, you're making fools of us both.

143
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,510
Liar!

144
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,226
Fuck.

145
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,522
I didn't know
they provided materiaI too.

146
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,245
Beth does everything for him.
Types his manuscript...

147
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,582
...deals with his agent, makes his
female characters convincing.

148
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,043
She even came up with the name
Dr. Inchcombe.

149
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,587
No wonder he's bored.

150
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:15,341
I hope she takes him
to the fucking cleaners.

151
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:29,355
At the end of the day,
this is why I'm glad l'm single.

152
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,079
Will she take him back though?
That's the question.

153
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,289
-Would you?
-Well, l'd be torn.

154
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,376
-He's far too up himself.
-Yeah, but what about their farm?

155
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,046
Splitting up all this?
Must be worth a fortune.

156
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,965
Nadia Patel.

157
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:01,053
"Gazelle eyes." "Tantric sex."

158
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,056
She's very rash,
making him choose.

159
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,518
Why would he choose me?

160
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:14,691
-I thought you weren't going to come.
-I was busy. Rowing with my wife.

161
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,152
-Where are we going?
-Home.

162
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,405
To your farm?

163
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,119
We could have gone on
just as we were.

164
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,330
Yes, but you said
you wanted to be with me.

165
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,834
Yes. ln London.

166
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,585
Now and then.

167
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,183
Big glass of Rioja, please.
And I need a room.

168
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,102
Sure. How many nights?

169
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,354
Don't know. Just one?

170
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:56,650
-Are you here for the writers' retreat?
-No, but I'm a writer.

171
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,110
Well, journalist.

172
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,947
I don't mean to pry.
I'm just really nosey.

173
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,949
I'm from here. Sort of.

174
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,202
Well, it's a nice place. I love it.

175
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:11,957
I keep meaning to leave, but--
Hard to get away.

176
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,042
My mom's house is just up the road.

177
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,379
-You're not staying with her?
-She's-- She died.

178
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,381
Have that on me.

179
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,968
And here's your key.

180
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,430
Up the stairs, right in front.
You can't miss it.

181
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,140
Thanks.

182
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,189
Didn't think l'd see you tonight.

183
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,734
-Bit of an atmosphere at Stonefield.
-Tell me everything.

184
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:42,362
Marriage. Remind me never to try it.

185
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,950
Andy, you're just a sex object.
No one would have you.

186
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,436
The Hardiments have lived here
for centuries, huh?

187
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:20,609
No. About 20 years.
Still strangers, by locaI standards.

188
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,955
Andy, come look at Ingrid.

189
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,499
I think she's coming into heat.

190
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,463
She's very nice, Beth.

191
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,466
Yeah. I owe her a lot.

192
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,678
Husband's kind of a sleazebag,
huh?

193
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,305
We'd say "prick" here, actually.

194
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,015
Or wanker.

195
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,270
That's good.
We might even call him a fuck.

196
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,147
That's good too.

197
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,824
-Can I help?
-It's going rotten underneath.

198
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:12,202
-Can I have a look at lngrid?
-Look, it's-- It's falling apart.

199
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,955
Yeah, well, I can do that. Beth....

200
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,625
He won't last five minutes.

201
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:38,103
Oh, Jesus. He's been translated
into Icelandic and Swahili.

202
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,524
What an output.

203
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,902
I need my book to be a success.

204
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:50,240
I need a tiny reward
for all my endeavors.

205
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,245
I need a dump.

206
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,140
-Beth.
-No, don't touch me.

207
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,892
-Don't you dare.
-l'm sorry.

208
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,227
-Not good enough, not anymore.
-l'm sorry.

209
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,438
You do what you like,
then you're sorry?

210
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,232
I hate myself. I hate myself.

211
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,151
Where were you?

212
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,945
I drove her back to London.
Took all night.

213
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:33,784
-You drove her home?
-I finished it. She was in a state.

214
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,455
-So it's over?
-l'm sorry.

215
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,709
I don't know why I'm like this.

216
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,421
I couldn't manage without you.

217
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,740
-I've got to go to the bottle bank.
-Okay.

218
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,994
-Let's talk later.
-Yeah.

219
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,124
-The goat's come into heat.
-Has it?

220
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,962
I love you so much.

221
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,715
Me too.

222
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,574
I've just seen the Hardiments kiss
and make up.

223
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,869
-The hat's on.
-Looks like she's taking him back.

224
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,330
When the hat's on,
it means don't speak.

225
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,626
So peace is restored.

226
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,131
Oh, for fuck's sake!

227
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,800
-I don't like cows.
-Yeah.

228
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,970
-They exude bovine malice.
-Yeah.

229
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,347
These girls are killing machines.

230
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,059
-They don't like Americans either.
-Very funny.

231
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,812
It's Winnards Farm.

232
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,274
Lady there died a while back.
Place is empty.

233
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,568
Think it's being robbed?

234
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,612
Probably just kids.

235
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,907
Nothing to do around here
except make trouble.

236
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,036
What if it's bad guys?

237
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:44,581
Don't you have a blunderbuss
or a fowling piece or something?

238
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,211
Used to belong to my dad,
this place.

239
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,005
-Really?
-But it all went tits up.

240
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,592
The land was flogged to a consortium
and the house sold to Londoners.

241
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,554
-The Drewes.
-So this is your ancestraI pile?

242
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,306
Was.

243
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,725
Born in that room up there.

244
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,645
You must have been
pretty resentful.

245
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,193
This farm's mine, big nose.

246
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:24,412
Hey, what are you doing?
Who are you?

247
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,123
Andy, you moron. It's me.

248
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,835
Tam?

249
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,128
I didn't even recognize you.

250
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,173
Well, you won't do it that way.

251
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,092
Then help me.

252
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,428
Used to do work for your mom.
Been keeping an eye on the place.

253
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,305
What kind of work, graphics?

254
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,934
-No, I do horticuIture now.
-You're a gardener?

255
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,855
Wow, this is a great old house.

256
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,107
Thanks. Do you want to buy it?

257
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:56,695
I'm not the property-owning type, no.
I prefer my life to fit in hand luggage.

258
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,365
-That why you're back, to flog it?
-Yep.

259
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,993
Make a nice second home
for some banker wankers.

260
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,704
If you want it,
why don't you just make me an offer?

261
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:09,291
Because, sadly,
I'm still prey to the economic forces...

262
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,711
...that threw the peasant classes
off the land.

263
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,963
Unlucky.

264
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,798
Tam.

265
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,136
What the fuck have you done
to your nose?

266
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:25,140
Oh, come on, Andy.
Aliens came and took it.

267
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,392
She's completely different.

268
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,604
What was she like before?
What's the story?

269
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,355
-There isn't one.
-Oh, come on.

270
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:36,735
It was nothing. Decade ago.
Just a teenage thing.

271
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,155
You should find someone
you're in love with.

272
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,657
-Stupid prick.
-Saying you love me, frosty tits?

273
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,826
-You first.
-You're the girl, you say it.

274
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,202
I love you.

275
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,956
Fuck off. I love you!

276
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,001
Romeo and Juliet, huh?

277
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,546
Something classy
in the wood shed, huh?

278
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,183
-Would you do him?
-No.

279
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,352
-What about him?
-He's gay, you dobbin.

280
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,228
So?

281
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,022
Swipe.

282
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,233
Ben Sergeant.
I'd walk through fire to do him.

283
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,611
-The drummer?
-He's not just the drummer.

284
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,281
He writes all the lyrics. It's his band.
He's the fucking genius.

285
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,077
Not Steve Culley,
or any of these wankers. It's Ben.

286
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,413
Okay, yeah. I'd do Ben.

287
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:35,543
I wanna be her, in that dress,
with him licking my teapot lids.

288
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,421
Yeah, me too.

289
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,882
So has the muse shone on you,
Greg?

290
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,009
I've been distracted most recently...

291
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:46,888
...by those delicious cookie things
Beth brought around this afternoon.

292
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,058
Oh, yes.
Of course, we call them biscuits here.

293
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,310
And by the place itself, the people.

294
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,688
I sometimes wish
I could get distracted.

295
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,731
Ten-page-a-day man, rain or shine.

296
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,651
That's scary. Ten pages a day,
how do you do that?

297
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,236
-Oh, Greg...
-Glen.

298
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,822
...I wouldn't presume
to give an academic tips.

299
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,532
I read one of your books--

300
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,743
Another distraction.
--I thought it was decent stuff.

301
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:14,791
Well, how do I do it?
I just get on with it, Greg.

302
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,254
"We call them biscuits here."

303
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,423
-To the muse.
-The muse.

304
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,675
However you find her.

305
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,593
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

306
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,804
Who's that?

307
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,933
That's Tamara Drewe.

308
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:35,437
-No, it isn't.
-I met her with Andy.

309
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,274
-Good God, what's happened to her?
-She had a nose job, Dad.

310
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,318
-She's completely different.
-That's what Andy said.

311
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,321
Poor Tamara, she's such a sad girl.

312
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,116
She used help you wash the car,
didn't she?

313
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,451
When she was a teenager.

314
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,828
She liked a bit of family
after her dad left.

315
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,664
Is that Tamara Drewe
that writes in one of the Sundays?

316
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,250
Used to.
Writes for The Independent now.

317
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:01,671
She spent weeks
going on about her nose job.

318
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,008
-Was her old one an awfuI conk?
-Yes.

319
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,845
She's poured herself
into those shorts.

320
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,806
Hope they don't give her thrush.

321
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,059
Hello. Sorry to intrude.

322
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,771
-Hi, Tamara.
-Poppy. How are you?

323
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,731
I love your new hooter.

324
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,484
Thanks. It's not actually new,
it's just smaller.

325
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,987
Tamara. So sorry about your mom.

326
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,239
-Thanks.
-Are you staying down for long?

327
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,408
I'll have to.
There's so much to be done.

328
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,368
Well, let us know if we can help.

329
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,871
Could you spare
a pair of strong arms?

330
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:37,332
I've got a skip coming tomorrow,
and....

331
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,334
Nicholas?

332
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,170
-l'm available.
-I do skips.

333
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,839
-Nicholas?
-Oh, bug--.

334
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,886
Thank you, everyone.
You're very kind.

335
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,888
Is Andy around at all?

336
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,765
Oh, I can't spare Andy.

337
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,268
He's making a new coop
for my Buff Orpingtons.

338
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,523
We'll soon have that dry,
don't worry.

339
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,109
She's had Glen down there
helping her all morning.

340
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,111
I hope she realizes
he's here to work.

341
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,530
Can't believe what a difference
her nose makes.

342
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,324
I think it's a mistake.
Taken away all her character.

343
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,409
Come on, she looks 1 0 times better.

344
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,746
And she knows it.
I found those shorts really irritating.

345
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:19,666
Going around with half her bum
hanging out. I mean, why?

346
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,459
To annoy people like you.

347
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,045
I might get a pair myself.

348
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,922
-Of course you wouldn't.
-Why not?

349
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,924
Because you're not desperate,
are you?

350
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,845
There was always something
desperate about Tamara Drewe.

351
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,598
Why did you change your face?

352
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,434
Changing my face
is the best thing I ever did.

353
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,603
I don't care
what anybody else thinks.

354
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:45,066
-You think it would work for me?
-Maybe, if you did the wrinkles too.

355
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,485
You're just coming on to me now.

356
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,993
You write about yourself.
Does that come easily?

357
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,496
Not easily. It just feels right.

358
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,957
My first novel
is going to be autobiographical.

359
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,752
Your first novel? You're gonna
dash one off, just like that?

360
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,214
Ideally, l'd like to make it into fiction
before l'm 30.

361
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:12,218
Then maybe a swimwear collection,
chat show, pasta-sauce range.

362
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:13,428
What?

363
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:16,431
Life sure comes easy
for the beautiful.

364
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,727
You know,
before I had the nose job...

365
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,646
...I had no problem
being taken seriously.

366
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,149
Maybe when they removed
that bit of cartilage...

367
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,860
...they pulled out my brain
by mistake.

368
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,112
What do you think?

369
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,656
Thank you.

370
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,286
She's single, you know.

371
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,998
Well, it's not exactly a relationship.
We have an occasionaI thing.

372
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,918
-Zoe doesn't wanna be tied down--
-Not Zoe.

373
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,962
Tamara.

374
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,216
You should get in there. Marry the girl.
Then you could live...

375
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,093
-...in your ancestraI home again.
-No. Not her type.

376
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:58,097
Andy, you know, the trouble with you
is that you think like a loser.

377
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:02,310
I know this because I'm the loser
that all other losers come to for tips.

378
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,145
I am a loser's loser.

379
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,022
I'm a pedigree loser.

380
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,524
Had a graphics business, went bust.

381
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:13,112
Then with my great business acumen,
I invested in a polytunneI full of ganja.

382
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,492
Spent six years stoned out of my box.
I'm only just getting it back together.

383
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,494
Besides...

384
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,747
...even if I was the last man
in the world...

385
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,666
...Tamara Drewe wouldn't have me.

386
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,167
Why not?

387
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:30,505
-I dumped her.
-Oh, you are a loser.

388
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,090
I was 20.

389
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,093
And my mates thought
I was cradle-snatching.

390
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,388
-And they used to call her Beaky.
-Beaky?

391
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,848
Beaky?

392
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,000
Boys know nothing.

393
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:12,297
I've been reading Inchcombe's Dose.
The bit where Dr. lnchcombe...

394
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,217
...finds himself having thoughts
about the dead guy's daughter.

395
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:21,389
You describe her light smattering
of freckles and her striking profile.

396
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:26,102
So who did you base her on?

397
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,771
Have you noticed me?

398
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,399
Because I've noticed you.

399
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,943
You're making yourself ridiculous.

400
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,781
Nichol-arse!

401
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,952
A man can dream, huh?

402
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,001
No.

403
00:27:57,051 --> 00:28:00,178
Oh, write, you numbskull.

404
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:05,516
-It's the best ham I've had in ages.
-Good.

405
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:07,769
How's Thomas Hardy?

406
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,688
-l'm wasting my sabbatical.
-Oh, dear.

407
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:14,692
I've been writing this book forever.
Don't know why I can't finish it.

408
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,487
Two years behind
on my delivery date...

409
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:21,032
...and FantaiI could ask
for their chickenshit advance back.

410
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,951
I can't write. l'm fucking constipated.

411
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,372
It's a disaster.

412
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,415
Crikey.

413
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,962
Sorry, Glen. I've gotta grab Andy
before he rushes off.

414
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,048
Tamara's asked him
to do up her house.

415
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,385
Why? She knows
how hard he works for me.

416
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,556
Is this all his fan mail?

417
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,186
Yeah. I do a couple of sessions a week
to keep on top of it.

418
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,897
Pretty good
at forging Nick's signature.

419
00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:58,820
Why don't we have
a proper chat about it?

420
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,989
-Always used to help Nicholas--
-You'd do that? You have time?

421
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,493
I'll just....

422
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:16,045
Tam?

423
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,387
Got some color charts for you to see.

424
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,561
What color do you think
it should be in here?

425
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:36,023
Well, I was thinking...

426
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,570
...this one for down here.

427
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,782
And....

428
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:49,704
-This one for the bedroom.
-Okay.

429
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,962
So, what do you have to do
to get a cup of tea around here?

430
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:02,008
Make it. Tea, sugar, fridge.

431
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,052
I'm off to work.

432
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,564
Hey!

433
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:20,234
-This is our village! Our fucking field!
-Go on.

434
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,320
-Get off!
-Come on, bastard. Let us in!

435
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,572
Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Fuck off.

436
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,074
Get on, shove it.

437
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,423
Bullshit! Fuck off!

438
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:29,554
Swipe is fucking finished!
Steve Culley is a--

439
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,266
Fuck off.
Fran has been shagging that tosser.

440
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,101
-Steve, stop it!
-Come on then.

441
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,311
Stop it!

442
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,188
-l'm Tamara Drewe.
-What?

443
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:42,900
I'm supposed to be interviewing you,
for The Independent.

444
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,069
It was scheduled for later...

445
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,114
...but is now a good time?

446
00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:54,412
Swipe! Swipe! Swipe!

447
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,083
-They should let us in for free.
-Too right.

448
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,503
They come here, drink our water,
use our fields.

449
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,797
And they leave all their crap
in our drains.

450
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:07,008
Nice girlfriend, mate.

451
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,302
Ben. Ben!

452
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,971
-What are you doing?
-That's Ben from Swipe.

453
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:15,266
And he's got his dog. Ben!

454
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:19,186
Ben! Ben!

455
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:40,541
That's Boss.

456
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,169
Up.

457
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:45,463
Boy. Come on.

458
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,298
-Hi, Boss.
-There.

459
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,384
-Not allergic, are you?
-To indie drummers?

460
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,053
Maybe.

461
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,013
Who the fuck's she?

462
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:57,642
I've seen her up at Stonefield.
She's got a nose made of plastic.

463
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:05,066
So who are your influences?

464
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,234
Everyone asks that.

465
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,403
What do you want me to say?
PhiI Collins?

466
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,572
AnimaI from The Muppets?

467
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,242
-This your house?
-Yeah.

468
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,912
-Do you want to buy it?
-No.

469
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,749
I want something else.

470
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:27,338
How come she gets Ben?
I've loved him since March.

471
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,842
-Would you like a beer?
-Yeah.

472
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,888
-Maureen Tucker.
-Who?

473
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,808
Moe Tucker. The Velvets.
Five-foot-nothing.

474
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,226
Used to stand up to play.

475
00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:43,979
Put the snare drum on its side
and whacked it with mallets. Mentalist.

476
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,691
You write a lot of songs.
That's rare for a drummer.

477
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,110
Everything you've heard
about drummers is shit.

478
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,113
You mean they don't
spontaneously combust?

479
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,364
No.

480
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,741
Only sometimes.

481
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,483
Any more questions?

482
00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:16,655
Jesus. Oh, my God.

483
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,292
Hello.

484
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,377
Who are you?

485
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,725
You know anything about this dog,
Tam?

486
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,070
You want some breakfast, Tam?

487
00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,657
Tam?

488
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:30,354
-How goes the opus?
-Fine, Nicholas, just fine.

489
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,943
It's his most obscure novel,
The Well-Beloved.

490
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:38,070
Most people have never
even heard of it.

491
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:42,283
It's about a young guy of 20 who falls
in love with a beautifuI young woman.

492
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:46,120
When he's 40, he meets the woman's
daughter and falls in love with her.

493
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:49,373
And finally, when he's 60,
he meets her granddaughter.

494
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,958
Oh, he doesn't.

495
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:54,545
Yeah. Falls in mysticaI love.

496
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,006
Hardy was the same in his life too.

497
00:36:57,173 --> 00:37:00,509
Even as he aged,
he only had eyes for young women.

498
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,679
It's like, in one essentiaI way,
he never grew up.

499
00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:05,264
-ln his trousers.
-Yeah.

500
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:08,142
He was still at it in his 80s,
you know.

501
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:11,604
Snow on the rooftop,
fire in the cellar.

502
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,355
Why won't it come for you, Glen?

503
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,816
The way you talk about it
is so engaging.

504
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,735
Do you wanna try?

505
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,988
Well, there's an academic style,
you know?

506
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:24,742
Who are you writing for?
Who's your ideaI reader?

507
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,995
If wrote the way you spoke,
you'd make me want to read Hardy.

508
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,747
-Really?
-Yeah.

509
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:33,000
If you wrote like you were talking
to a friend. Try it again.

510
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,855
No, no, no.
It's not as if l'm avant-garde.

511
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:58,817
-I simply pander to popular taste.
-Your books are far more than that.

512
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:02,112
Just airport fodder. I think
I write them in my sleep sometimes.

513
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,031
I wish I wrote so well awake.

514
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:07,618
Your prose are so economical,
so vivid, like the greats.

515
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,411
-Like Raymond Chandler.
-Come on.

516
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,622
-Graham Greene.
-l'm just earning a crust.

517
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,874
You created Inchcombe.

518
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,460
If only he were real.
He's my kind of man.

519
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,881
Yes. Sophisticated, jaded,
but so vulnerable.

520
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:24,051
Cynical, but a man of totaI integrity.

521
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,470
My books don't say anything
remotely profound.

522
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:32,726
I can't pretend to be an intellectual,
not like the professor here...

523
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,981
...illuminating our ignorance
with his criticaI glow.

524
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,275
I love prose. I turn a decent plot.
That's pretty much it.

525
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,528
-Excuse me.
-People like crime fiction...

526
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,656
...because no matter how violent
or shocking, it comforts them.

527
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,409
Secretly, Nicholas hates all this.

528
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,828
These crime weekends
really take it out of him.

529
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,621
--in my case, a jaded doctor.

530
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:53,914
Let me help.

531
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,916
Oh, well, they need dusting with this.

532
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,501
Restoring order to--

533
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,545
I went to my room today...

534
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:03,090
...and I wrote for three hours.
The time, it just vanished.

535
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,342
That's great. That's brilliant.

536
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:09,221
I feeI like a man
who's just passed a gargantuan stool.

537
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,016
Oh, super.

538
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,102
Sprig of mint on top.

539
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,981
Of course, my life isn't like that,
so I just make stuff up.

540
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,944
The reaI secret of being a writer
is learning how to lie...

541
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:27,031
...because that's what storytellers are,
thieves and liars.

542
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,869
"The basis of all excellence is truth."
SamueI Johnson.

543
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:43,881
I met a girI on a farm
Her name was Tamara

544
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,299
Ben, l'm trying to write.

545
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:48,677
I wanted to write her a song
But one thing caused me alarm

546
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,304
Please, Ben, it's a new story.

547
00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:54,308
Her name didn't rhyme with anything
Not a single thing I wanted to sing

548
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,894
It comes from my heart,
it's about my mom and dad.

549
00:39:57,062 --> 00:40:00,689
All she wants to do is type
It's making me want a little bite

550
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:06,111
So cook me pasta carbonara
Because l'm ravenous, Tamara

551
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:09,448
Then shag me wearing your tiara

552
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,429
Andy.

553
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,890
Let me dog in, will you?

554
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,017
Cheers, mate.

555
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:51,657
-He must like kissing plastic.
-He doesn't really love her.

556
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,867
He's just on the rebound
from losing Fran.

557
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:57,371
Numbing his pain
with loads of empty rampant sex.

558
00:40:57,539 --> 00:40:58,705
What he really needs--

559
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:02,042
-ls a 1 5 year old from Ewedown?
-So? Stranger things happen.

560
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,379
He's only 1 0 years older,
and that's nothing. lf he met me--

561
00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:07,923
-lf he just met me--
-It'd be love, right?

562
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,884
Yeah. But l'd settle for sex.

563
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:15,889
Cooer, in your parents' bedroom?
Still, I suppose being an exhibitionist...

564
00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:18,392
...is part of his job,
strutting about on stage.

565
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,727
He doesn't strut. He's a drummer.

566
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,855
He sits on his ass.

567
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,024
He's very good-looking, isn't he?
Poppy YouTubed him.

568
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,985
We both got quite hot and bothered.

569
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,904
-ls that his car? The yellow Porsche.
-Yep.

570
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,740
Yeah, a bit brash,
vrooming through the village.

571
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:37,828
Fancy our Tamara bagging
a bona fide rock star.

572
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:43,167
She was such an ugly duckling.
She must be thrilled to bits.

573
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,149
We're not open for another hour.

574
00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:08,942
Good.

575
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:22,206
I mean, she used to be so funny.
So human.

576
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,042
What does she see
in that London knob?

577
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:29,421
He even wears fucking makeup.
How did she get so shallow?

578
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:34,927
Andy, are you really
going on about her now?

579
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:39,097
-Where are your manners?
-l'm sorry.

580
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:43,477
Bide your time, you big prick.

581
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:50,984
Oh, Ben.

582
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,997
Come here, you wretched beast!

583
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,668
Stinking animal!

584
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,671
FiIthy hound!

585
00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:18,804
Fuck soup.

586
00:43:18,972 --> 00:43:20,222
Here.

587
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:23,350
-What's this?
-What does it look like?

588
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:27,187
Ben.

589
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,690
Which finger?

590
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,567
Wherever you want.

591
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,365
That one's nice.

592
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,450
Stick it on that one.

593
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:46,456
-Those girls could have aborted.
-Calm down, Penny. I'll sort him out.

594
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,959
It beats me
why you want to live in the country.

595
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:53,046
-You have no sense of responsibility.
-It's not our dog.

596
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,882
Hello, Penny. How's tricks?

597
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,885
-Oh, Nicholas.
-You're looking good. Terrific coat.

598
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,972
-Oh, what, this old thing?
-You look like royaIty.

599
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:05,851
Well, I try.
Can't wait for your next book.

600
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:07,853
Inchcombe's such a saucepot.

601
00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,355
Giles always says,
"What are you reading, Penny?

602
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,525
You've got steam
coming out of your ears."

603
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,992
What's the ring saying, Ben?

604
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:28,582
"Hello, I'm a ring.
Will you marry me?"

605
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,420
What?

606
00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,589
I didn't know.

607
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,924
Didn't know what?

608
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:40,677
That you're in love with me.

609
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:46,516
The ring is saying,
"I'm platinum with a long guarantee.

610
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,727
Will you marry me?"

611
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,772
Yes.

612
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,615
-What?
-Oh, is Tamara there?

613
00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:04,743
She is being proposed to.

614
00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:19,925
There are writers here trying to write.

615
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,640
Hello.

616
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:31,395
Oh, this is a Buff Orpington.
He's a bit peaky today.

617
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,648
They're not great layers,
but they're very decorative.

618
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,651
We're fully organic here.

619
00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:43,156
Though I like to think our champion
product is the written word.

620
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,951
The famous Ben.

621
00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:48,495
Swipe, eh?

622
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:51,957
No, Swipe's over.
I thought the whole world knew that.

623
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,917
It wasn't on Newsnight, no.

624
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,294
Ben's engaged to Tamara.
Isn't that lovely?

625
00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:58,505
He'd just popped the question
when I rang.

626
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:00,507
And she said yes?

627
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,803
We're delighted for you both.

628
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:09,015
Why is he on a fucking chain?

629
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,309
He was out of control.

630
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:13,478
How would you like to be chained up?

631
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:17,357
He was chasing livestock.
He could have got shot.

632
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:21,736
They shoot him,
I'll fucking shoot them.

633
00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:24,573
Unbelievable.

634
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:28,785
-Here, pooch.
-I think the word is gobshite.

635
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,829
I hope he makes her happy.

636
00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,206
It's hard for girls
when their dads walk out.

637
00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:36,042
Gives them bad taste in men.

638
00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,878
What's that supposed to mean?

639
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:41,173
Oh, just saying Tamara's father left
when she was a girI and--

640
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,592
That is 1 0-pence psychology.

641
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,219
You don't know
what you're talking about.

642
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:50,557
Poor little man.

643
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:14,706
"My Buff Orpingtons."
"Oh, the written word."

644
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,708
What a fucking freak.

645
00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,919
It's a shame the ring doesn't fit.

646
00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:22,130
Why didn't you bring one of mine
along when you bought it?

647
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,591
I didn't know you then, did l?

648
00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:28,345
So when did you buy it?

649
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:33,099
Was it for someone else?

650
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,603
You bought it for Fran, didn't you?

651
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:37,938
So?

652
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,273
It's yours now.

653
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,236
She never wore it. She didn't want it.

654
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:47,030
-Did you ask her to marry you?
-Just as a gesture...

655
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:50,116
...when she started seeing Steve.
That backfired.

656
00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,869
Look, it's you I wanna marry now.

657
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:54,287
The ring doesn't matter.

658
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:59,000
The ring's a consumerist piece of zinc.
What matters is that I love you.

659
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,877
Do you?

660
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:02,754
Yes.

661
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,592
With my whole heart.

662
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,178
And all the other stuff.

663
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:16,309
Like me brain, me entrails.

664
00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:19,771
Me pancreas.

665
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,607
It all wants to marry you.

666
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,823
She wondered if you had a delivery
date in mind. I said Easterish.

667
00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:32,284
Oh, mind that cocoa, it's hot.

668
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,536
There's a few invites.
I'll pop them there.

669
00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,788
You just tick the ones
you want to go to.

670
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:41,710
Oh, and Tim wants to know if you'll do
your Christmas signing in Hadditon.

671
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:45,171
I know he's always ungrateful,
but I think it's so important...

672
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,675
...to keep these little bookshops open,
don't you?

673
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,142
Come in soon, my love.

674
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,631
Look at that cellulite.

675
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:31,051
She been sitting on a bead car seat
or what?

676
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,887
"Her latest tattoo count was nine...

677
00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:39,392
...including a Sumatran tiger
and 'eternity' written in Sanskrit."

678
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,937
She'll be getting a bar code done next,
right across there.

679
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:46,900
And Judy Garland's face
right on there.

680
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,071
Nice baby, though.

681
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,073
I'd like one that color.

682
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,912
Shut the fuck up.

683
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,165
-That Ryan's a dick.
-I think he's cute.

684
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,085
No, you don't. Would you snog him?

685
00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:09,756
-Maybe.
-Be like having a slug in your mouth.

686
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,592
Shit.

687
00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:15,762
Shut up, fat arse. It ain't funny.

688
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,389
-Ben.
-Ben?

689
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,432
Come on, let's do some messing.

690
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:29,275
What about you, Glen? Sorry.
Where will you be?

691
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,778
In London
with a collection of spare academics.

692
00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:35,281
We'll be decking the halls
in our own erudite way.

693
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,533
I'll miss our chats.

694
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:40,120
Yeah. I've been in a state
of writerly bliss these past weeks.

695
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:43,164
-I hope I get to come back.
-Me too. We'd love to have you.

696
00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:47,252
You know, these are the best
mince pies I've ever had.

697
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:49,838
If it were possible
to have an orgasm from food...

698
00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:52,298
...these mince pies would do it.

699
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,259
Golly.

700
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,138
Fuck.

701
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:05,145
She keeps this here for Andy.

702
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:08,523
-What if she's got an alarm?
-Soon find out.

703
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:13,611
-What if they come back?
-lf you're too chicken, go home.

704
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:49,564
-What the fuck are we doing here?
-It's kind of research.

705
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:52,233
I want to write about them.
They're funny.

706
00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:54,444
Come on, Ben.

707
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:58,782
2001 was the best year.
I just sold my last three cases.

708
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:02,494
-It's a perfect wine for the price.
-Besides, I want to show you off.

709
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,954
What am I, arm candy?

710
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,665
More like arm fungus with that face.

711
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:12,921
I got her this gorgeous
Rajasthani Ghagra skirt.

712
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,215
Divine.

713
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,467
She'll probably loathe it.

714
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,719
-But if she does, l'll have it.
-Glen.

715
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,721
-Hi.
-Meet Ben. Ben, Glen.

716
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,431
-Hi, Ben.
-Ben's my fiancé.

717
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,891
You're getting married?

718
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:27,727
Okay. BeautifuI dress,
magazine photo shoot.

719
00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,979
Everything
the aspiring novelist needs.

720
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:33,566
-I knew you'd be pleased.
-Have a mince pie? No.

721
00:52:33,943 --> 00:52:35,902
Congratulations.

722
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,864
-Can we get the fuck out of here?
-Wait.

723
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:45,078
In Field of Tares,
you made Fred a corporal...

724
00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:48,373
...but there's no such thing
in the RoyaI Artillery.

725
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,750
They call them bombardiers.

726
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,753
-Oh, thank you for that.
-Very good.

727
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,173
Sorry.

728
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,259
-Hello.
-Tamara.

729
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,095
Would you make that out for Ben?

730
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,056
-To Ben.
-My fiancé.

731
00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:08,434
We're getting married
in the summer.

732
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,103
So I hear.

733
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:20,864
My heartiest commiserations,
Tamara.

734
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:24,534
Merry Christmas, Nichol-arse.

735
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,957
Casey, look.

736
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,961
The sticks.

737
00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:37,797
No, don't touch.

738
00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:44,053
Pour Homme.

739
00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:48,600
Smells like men.

740
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:53,438
-Live the dream, Case.
-Live the dream, Jode.

741
00:53:53,606 --> 00:53:54,689
His boots.

742
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:58,151
This is a call for a domestic dispute

743
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:01,988
She's got me in the corner
And she's put in--

744
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,950
Ben.

745
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:09,662
Oh, my God.

746
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:15,585
Look, stop going on about it.

747
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:19,213
I've invested a lot of time
into this house.

748
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,675
-Why don't you sell it, then?
-Because I've started writing.

749
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:24,928
You can write anywhere.

750
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,014
Yes, we've done it.

751
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,686
No, Ben, this is proper.
It's not just stuff for the paper.

752
00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:37,148
It's about my teens,
and it's actually working for me here.

753
00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:40,318
I'm glad it's memory lane for you,
but it's doing my head in.

754
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:43,446
I want some London.
Some noise, some urban.

755
00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,616
I've had enough.
Are you with me or what?

756
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:47,992
Of course, I'm with you.

757
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,204
It's depressing here. It's boring.

758
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,333
And every time I look out the window,
I see Andy Cobb's arse.

759
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:57,335
What's that about?

760
00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:07,971
Tammy says
you got Christmas geese.

761
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,681
Yep.

762
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:14,143
We're leaving, thank fuck.

763
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,729
Well, give us one then.

764
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:18,439
Right now?

765
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,400
Yeah.

766
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,362
That one's spare. Help yourself.

767
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:25,697
You having a laugh?

768
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,074
-What?
-It's fucking alive.

769
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,994
I suppose you'd better kill it then.

770
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,080
How?

771
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,086
Gently put its head down there.

772
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:43,339
Quick in the back of skull with this.
Pluck it while it's warm.

773
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,884
Little pot to catch all the blood.

774
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,012
You enjoy that?

775
00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,180
No.

776
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:54,434
But in my low-wage economy,
this flock's worth a lot.

777
00:55:57,646 --> 00:56:00,857
You are one sick fuck, Andy.

778
00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:03,526
-Grow up.
-What, mate?

779
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:06,946
I said, grow up.

780
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:08,948
Little drummer boy.

781
00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:28,634
Tam phoned this morning.

782
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:31,554
Told me to finish the house.

783
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:36,142
Goes on the market in the spring,
and that's it. Over.

784
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,980
Why does the asshole
always get the girl?

785
00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:45,526
Come on, or you'll miss that train.

786
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:07,423
Andy.

787
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:12,011
So, what about this shed?
Am I dismantling it or mending it?

788
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:13,721
Hang on.

789
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:21,104
I don't know. The shed.

790
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,605
What do you think?

791
00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,608
I recommend preserving it.

792
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,193
Really?

793
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:31,364
Always useful, a good shed.

794
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,993
Well, then keep it.

795
00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:54,345
Classy job, Uncle Andy.

796
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,558
It's like, transformed.

797
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,643
Ben won't like this.

798
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,812
Bit boring.

799
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,065
Bit old folks.

800
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:09,068
I like those curtains. And I like that.

801
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:12,238
No, don't like those lamps,
or that paper.

802
00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:15,366
I'd have gold leaf embossed
all round there...

803
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,577
...and a wall of flamingo.

804
00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:21,664
-Ben would like that.
-That's a lovely chair.

805
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:24,750
What's under here?

806
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,138
I'd have a bead curtain.

807
00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:43,102
And the bathroom needs to be darker,
like deep chocolate or velvet plum.

808
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,606
And l'd bathe in scented oils.

809
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:53,321
And then I'd be ready for Ben.

810
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:58,701
It won't just be a shag, Case.
It'll be an event.

811
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:04,498
I'll be wearing, like,
a gossamer shirt and a bra set, Prada.

812
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,751
And he'll be wearing a black T-shirt.

813
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:12,131
And it'll be all taut over his buff bod.

814
00:59:12,299 --> 00:59:16,427
And underneath,
Calvin Klein boxers, black.

815
00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:21,682
And he'll have a tattoo of my name,
and lush pecs.

816
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:24,977
And l'll smell of Allure by Chanel.

817
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,483
And he tries to resist me
but I'm a vision.

818
00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,985
And it will be like:

819
00:59:33,153 --> 00:59:35,279
But also respectful.

820
00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:38,824
And my V plates will meIt
into nothing.

821
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:42,662
Are you listening?

822
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:45,122
-I like this.
-What?

823
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:48,334
There's this bit where Tamara's dad
takes her out for dinner...

824
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:51,629
...and she thinks it's some big treat,
but what he's doing...

825
00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:55,466
...is telling her that he's leaving them,
and she-- Right, she's gutted.

826
00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:59,011
She yaks up her food into her napkin
and puts it on his plate.

827
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:02,390
-So?
-It's painful.

828
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:07,520
But funny.
It's about her, Plastic Fantastic.

829
01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:12,942
-Jode, she's sad.
-Sad? She's a lucky cow.

830
01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:20,199
I've been re-reading
Inchcombe Etherised...

831
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,243
...one of Nicholas's early books.

832
01:00:22,411 --> 01:00:26,372
There's a character, Theo,
who's an aduIterer.

833
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:32,211
And Theo has a list of golden rules
called Lulling the Spouse.

834
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:37,508
"To allay suspicion," he says,
"you must first arouse it."

835
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:40,761
Nicholas rang me earlier
to say he was going to be late home.

836
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,681
Yeah, I just bumped into
RaouI and Celia.

837
01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:46,392
I said, "Oh, that's nice."

838
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,603
And thought, "Have you?"

839
01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,897
And I couldn't shake the suspicion.

840
01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:56,152
So after an hour, I phoned Raoul.

841
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,030
Hello? Yeah, he's right here.

842
01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,991
And he put Nicholas
straight on the line.

843
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:04,076
Hello.

844
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:08,080
He's been telling the truth a lot
recently.

845
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:11,167
Is he lulling me?

846
01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:19,633
I might remind him
that in Inchcombe Etherized...

847
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:23,554
...Theo's wife runs him through
with a carving knife.

848
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,945
-What are you doing?
-Just messing.

849
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:41,947
I got three valentines.

850
01:01:42,115 --> 01:01:44,867
One from Mom,
one from that peanut Ryan...

851
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,952
...and a mystery one from Ben.

852
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,413
I sent you that.

853
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:52,166
Is that theirs?

854
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,460
It's my mom's.
They don't drink this shit.

855
01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:57,171
Come upstairs
and look at what l'm doing.

856
01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:02,968
I've got into her e-mails.
We have to get Ben to come back.

857
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,471
I'm sending him a valentine.

858
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,473
-No, you're not.
-From her address.

859
01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:10,142
Then he'll think it's from Tamara,
you dipshit.

860
01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:12,520
But I know it'll be from me.

861
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:16,065
Subject: Hot love.

862
01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,651
Oh, God. Jody.

863
01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:22,446
"Contacts." Where are you, Ben?

864
01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,324
There's that bloke my mom works for,
Nicholas Hardiment.

865
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,993
Let's put him on. Who else?

866
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:31,330
-Uncle Andy.
-Andy Cobb.

867
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,708
Come to Winnards Farm.

868
01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:40,756
I'll give you the biggest shagging
of your life.

869
01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:43,259
Love, Tamara. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

870
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:47,179
-Don't ever, ever send that.
-I just did.

871
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,684
What the fuck is this?

872
01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:55,271
"Come to Winnards Farm...

873
01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:00,443
...and l'll give you
the biggest shagging of your life."

874
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:04,113
"I'll give you the biggest shagging
of your life."

875
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,284
Are you listening to me?

876
01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:12,288
Ben, will you stop drumming?
I didn't write that e-mail.

877
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,499
-Why don't you believe me?
-When Fran started fucking Steve...

878
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:17,877
...she had the decency
not to tell the world.

879
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,462
What's that supposed to mean?

880
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,884
She must want a foursome
or something.

881
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:28,387
You fancy a foursome
with Nicholas Hardiment?

882
01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:29,972
Bugger that.

883
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,557
What was she thinking?

884
01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:34,727
Well, maybe she's trying
to make you jealous.

885
01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:37,438
Or maybe she's trying
to make the boyfriend jealous.

886
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:40,733
Or maybe she's just trying
to give him a really big hint...

887
01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:42,526
...that she's not getting enough.

888
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:45,905
Or maybe she's just a bit kinky.
Or maybe she's crazy.

889
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,949
Or maybe she was off her face.

890
01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:50,201
She was pissed.

891
01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,328
I wasn't pissed or depraved
or anything.

892
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,079
It's okay. It's okay.

893
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:57,166
Can you go look at the house?
To make sure no one's been in.

894
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,084
-No problem.
-Thanks.

895
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,586
Ben's really pissed off.

896
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,922
-He's massively got the hump.
-Have I?

897
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,883
I've just asked Andy
to have a look at Winnards.

898
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:08,385
I've got to go, l'm sorry.

899
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,262
-Are you a fucking idiot?
-What?

900
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:13,933
Are you thick? Isn't it obvious
who wrote that e-mail? Andy Cobb.

901
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,019
-Andy wouldn't do that.
-Making himself cozy in your house.

902
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,021
Probably got a pair of your pants on.

903
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,690
-Bet it was him who nicked my T-shirt.
-He didn't.

904
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,734
That's it, jumping to his defense.

905
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:27,780
-He hasn't done anything.
-Boss. Boss.

906
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,616
What are you doing?

907
01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:32,993
You know Fran's having a baby.

908
01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:36,247
She wanted to see me.
I wasn't going to, but now...

909
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,624
...why not?

910
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,794
Come on, Boss, let's go for a crap.

911
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,382
Come on, she's just stirring shit.
Tamara's always done that.

912
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:50,052
-Yes, but why?
-You know how subversive she is.

913
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:54,014
She once sent me a valentine
from Prince Harry and I believed it.

914
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:56,892
It's her sense of humor.
She likes causing trouble.

915
01:04:57,060 --> 01:05:00,437
At school, she used to give us
first-years tips on how to shoplift.

916
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:02,815
She taught you how to shoplift?

917
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:06,360
Mom, she's marrying Ben Sergeant.

918
01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:09,238
Why would she look at an old git
like Dad?

919
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,698
I just don't get the joke.

920
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:13,158
And why is your father on the e-mail?
And Andy?

921
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:16,203
It's so tasteless.
Help me out with these, would you?

922
01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:18,497
I have to work on my thesis
on the Taliban.

923
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,958
Taliban, I know.

924
01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:28,716
What do you make of that e-mail
from Tamara?

925
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:30,718
Don't make any sense.

926
01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:34,597
That London boyfriend's trying
to fuck her up. That's my theory.

927
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,974
She could do so much better.

928
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,560
I couldn't agree more.

929
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:47,610
-It's Ben.
-"Who's the Daddy?"

930
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:49,987
"Steve Culley and Fran Redmond...

931
01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:52,990
...recently announced
they were expecting.

932
01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:57,953
But in a valentine-tryst shocker,
Fran is snapped with ex Ben Sergeant.

933
01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,913
Ben and Fran, we say, 'Get a room."'

934
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:03,459
-He's back with Fran?
-After you sent that e-mail, Jode.

935
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,711
No way. No way.

936
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:09,381
There's Plastic.

937
01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:13,552
-Oh, my God, what have I done?
-What have you done?

938
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,387
What if Ben's dumped her?

939
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,391
What if he never comes back?

940
01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,670
I'll never see Ben again
and it's all my fauIt.

941
01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:50,422
-What's all your fauIt?
-None of your business.

942
01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:53,509
I'm bloody sick of you looking
like a wet weekend.

943
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:54,927
-Who's Ben?
-No one.

944
01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:56,512
-What have you done?
-Nothing.

945
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,640
-You in trouble?
-No, leave me alone.

946
01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:02,267
You take care with boys, Jody.

947
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,853
You know what can happen.

948
01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:07,773
What can happen?

949
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:12,319
What can ever, ever happen
in a place like this?

950
01:07:20,245 --> 01:07:23,956
Hello. I thought you were in London
with Ben from Swipe.

951
01:07:24,124 --> 01:07:27,626
-l'm looking for Andy.
-Well, he's not up at Stonefield.

952
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,921
So where's this shag
you've been offering?

953
01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:32,631
-Fuck off.
-I saw that e-mail.

954
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,133
Well, I didn't send it.

955
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:38,804
And I wouldn't shag you if you were
the last man left after a nuclear winter.

956
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,265
I'll come round tomorrow then,
about 3?

957
01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,143
Drop dead, you smug prick.

958
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:50,023
Watch out.

959
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:43,702
Yeah, l'll probably stay at the library
another hour or two.

960
01:08:44,204 --> 01:08:46,038
Yeah.

961
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:50,709
Yeah,
just checking some law reports.

962
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:54,046
You're a marvel.

963
01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:57,174
Okay.

964
01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,442
Hello.

965
01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,696
So...

966
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,074
...Nicholas.

967
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:33,585
You can tell me to leave.

968
01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:39,633
You can throw me right out.

969
01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:46,473
Just say the word...

970
01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,601
...and l'll go.

971
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:21,133
Do you smoke after sex?

972
01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:23,760
I don't know, I've never looked.

973
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,473
I used to watch you
out of my window...

974
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,351
...helping your daughter
skateboard up the lane.

975
01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:34,313
Bit of an obvious crush, wasn't it?

976
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:38,650
Is that why I'm here?
To expurgate the crush?

977
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,319
I don't know.

978
01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,404
Or as revenge on your ex?

979
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:45,616
I don't know, Nicholas.

980
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:46,992
Why are you here?

981
01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:50,913
I should have thought
that was obvious.

982
01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:56,293
Since you climbed over that stile
in the summer...

983
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,963
...I haven't thought about
very much else.

984
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,765
-When can we do this again?
-What about Beth?

985
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:12,184
-Beth and I have this kind of open--
-Bullshit.

986
01:11:12,352 --> 01:11:15,646
-Thursday?
-lsn't life complicated enough?

987
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:18,023
Don't put me in your column.

988
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:20,943
In your dreams.

989
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,870
Structure can be so sterile, can't it?

990
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:34,915
I always think of it
as a 3-dimensional--

991
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,208
Oh, here he is.

992
01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:40,754
Oh, poor you. Was it awful?
I was starting to worry.

993
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:45,133
Bloody terrible. Didn't move
till well past Chiswick, but look.

994
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:49,554
-I popped into Fortnum's.
-My favorite teas.

995
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:55,060
My goodness, you feeI like my buzzy
toothbrush just after I've charged it up.

996
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:58,730
-You should go to London more often.
-Well, maybe I will.

997
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:02,484
Sorry, everybody. Traffic was a pig.
Do carry on. What have I missed?

998
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:05,904
I'm trying this magic realist bit
at the end of Chapter 3.

999
01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:08,407
-That sounds very innovative.
-Oh, you think so?

1000
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:13,078
Yes. I think I've always been waiting
for the magic realist crime novel.

1001
01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:16,707
Wuthering Heights,
it's kind of AngeI of the North.

1002
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:33,598
So after two years of radio silence,
I contact my editor...

1003
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:37,853
...and she loves-- I mean,
she loves the chapters I did in the fall.

1004
01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:40,605
Oh, Glen.

1005
01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:42,899
I tried writing at the library...

1006
01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:46,445
...but I could feeI that awfuI paralysis
descending again.

1007
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:50,782
I missed everything that I've been,
you know, finding here.

1008
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:53,285
Oh, my God.

1009
01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:56,246
It's so beautiful.

1010
01:12:56,414 --> 01:13:00,125
-Well, l'm very glad you've come back.
-Yeah, in a few solid weeks--

1011
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:02,461
Holy cow!

1012
01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:06,339
Idiots!

1013
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:08,300
Morons!

1014
01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:16,099
Hey, writers, let's egg
the self-regarding sacks of shit.

1015
01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:19,311
It's half term, they're just bored.

1016
01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:24,524
There's this theory
that Hardy gave his wife syphilis.

1017
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:27,486
No evidence, but the symptoms fit.
Poor woman...

1018
01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:31,406
...she starts to get eccentric and then
she moves her bed up to their attic.

1019
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:32,616
The bastard.

1020
01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:35,827
Meanwhile, Hardy falls in love
with a woman 39 years younger.

1021
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:39,790
-I don't believe it.
-Yeah, he was 65 and she was 26.

1022
01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:42,501
-Geoff.
-Glen.

1023
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,169
-Henry James?
-Thomas Hardy.

1024
01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:47,339
That's it, a Hardy book.
Coming well?

1025
01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:50,092
-Yes, actually.
-He gave his wife syphilis.

1026
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,302
Jolly good.

1027
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,389
Oh, he-- He's completely distracted.

1028
01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,517
He's up and down to London
all the time.

1029
01:13:58,684 --> 01:14:01,853
This latest Inchcombe's
taking everything he's got.

1030
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:04,648
It's really preying on him.

1031
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:09,778
Is it any good?
Because I keep changing things and--

1032
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,161
It's brutally candid.

1033
01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:22,457
You lay yourself completely bare.

1034
01:14:25,545 --> 01:14:30,549
It's a bit over-written.
It needs a good edit, but...

1035
01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:33,635
...it's very moving.

1036
01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,471
Thank you.

1037
01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:38,390
So...

1038
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,059
...have I done my duty?

1039
01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:43,061
Admirably.

1040
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,564
Now do I get my treat?

1041
01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,901
You are so cheesy.

1042
01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:59,077
Zero Ben sightings
in two whole months.

1043
01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:04,166
Last time I saw Plastic,
she looked like a minger.

1044
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,168
All red-eyed and gutted.

1045
01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:08,170
Ben's a love rat.

1046
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,213
You gotta face it,
she should move on.

1047
01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:11,923
She's probably topped herself.

1048
01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:16,553
-I would, if Ben dumped me.
-Jode, don't say that.

1049
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,597
What if she's done something?

1050
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,474
Like got in the bath
with her heated tongs?

1051
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:24,769
-Like taken a stack of pills.
-Think she might be lying there...

1052
01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:27,689
-...all choked in vomit and drug froth?
-That'd be dire.

1053
01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,734
-lf we find her, we'll get in the papers.
-Oh, my God.

1054
01:15:30,902 --> 01:15:32,777
Rock chick dead at Winnards Farm.

1055
01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:51,421
What's Uncle Andy doing here?

1056
01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:05,977
Ass biscuits.

1057
01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:17,489
No answer.

1058
01:16:17,657 --> 01:16:20,992
She could've been there days.
She could be all putrid-like, rancid.

1059
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,161
Oh, no, gonna chuck.

1060
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:27,123
-All bloated and all greeny.
-Uncle Andy will find her by the smell.

1061
01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:31,753
Andy.

1062
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:35,131
-Oh, bollocks, she's alive.
-Haven't seen you for a while.

1063
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,009
Thought you might be ill,
or depressed.

1064
01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:40,428
I've had my head down, writing.

1065
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:41,680
Come for a drink.

1066
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:44,432
-Let's lighten up.
-l'd love to, but...

1067
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:48,603
...l'm kind of on one with my writing,
and....

1068
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:51,481
Can we do it soon, though?

1069
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:55,193
I really would like to.
Just not right now.

1070
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,487
Sure.

1071
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,874
What is he doing here?

1072
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,002
Oh, he just came by
on the off-chance.

1073
01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,045
Off-chance of what?

1074
01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:16,631
Something about the roofing
for the shed.

1075
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,307
-Do you think he's in with a chance?
-No way.

1076
01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:28,476
-Why not? He's fit. l'd do him.
-Jody, he's my uncle.

1077
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,646
She'd be mad not to have him.
Bet he goes like a train.

1078
01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:42,365
-Let's go, my knickers are wet.
-Wait, wait.

1079
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,997
Oh, my God.

1080
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,252
Nicholas, go.

1081
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:05,680
"Prolific author
of intelligent crime novels."

1082
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,767
Fucking D-list.
How could she do that after Ben?

1083
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,103
-He's not even a proper celeb.
-Maybe she's numbing the pain.

1084
01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:15,148
-Trying to tear love--
-Shut up, Case. She's just a slag.

1085
01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:18,109
She went out
and pulled a married man.

1086
01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:21,905
Like that bitch
that went off with my dad.

1087
01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:26,534
I know who I feeI sorry for.

1088
01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:33,500
Then there'll be the divorce
and acrimony...

1089
01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:36,419
-...and Beth's world will fall apart.
-Yeah.

1090
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:40,715
But maybe one day,
she'll put the bitterness behind her...

1091
01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:42,133
...and find a new love.

1092
01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:45,053
Don't be daft. She's old, you sop.

1093
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,971
See?

1094
01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:50,475
That's D-list's car.

1095
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:55,313
This is where he hides his car
when he goes to shag Plastic.

1096
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:58,525
-Yeah. Dirty git.
-Big old turd.

1097
01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:02,320
-He's a rotten cheater.
-Like my dad.

1098
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,491
Come on, Case. Let's fuck him up.

1099
01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:13,498
Shit salad.

1100
01:19:16,836 --> 01:19:19,963
Oh, poor you. What a drag.

1101
01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:23,383
-Yes, it's a frightfuI bore.
-l'll hold off on the paella then.

1102
01:19:23,551 --> 01:19:25,468
You're a marvel. See you soon.

1103
01:19:25,636 --> 01:19:27,262
Did you--?

1104
01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:33,393
Beth, can I use the printer?

1105
01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:37,355
Nicholas is stuck on the motorway
with a flat tire...

1106
01:19:37,815 --> 01:19:41,025
...but I couldn't hear traffic,
just rooks.

1107
01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:44,362
Sorry, did you want me
to read something?

1108
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,531
No. Can I use the printer?

1109
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:54,497
Nicholas, someone knows.

1110
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,667
-Maybe we should--
-Who cares?

1111
01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:11,389
Casey, pop them. Pop them.

1112
01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:19,105
Fucking bingo.

1113
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:26,112
Hello, Casey, how are you? Hello.

1114
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,364
-All right.
-Waiting for the bus?

1115
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,408
-Bus got scrapped.
-Oh, so it did.

1116
01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:33,828
Well, hope it doesn't rain.

1117
01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:38,458
-Gutted for her.
-Me too.

1118
01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:41,628
Fat arse though, hasn't she?

1119
01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:46,758
-Send her the photo, Case.
-I can't.

1120
01:20:46,926 --> 01:20:48,968
-Why not?
-What if it ruins her life?

1121
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,221
We gotta do something.
Plastic's an idiot.

1122
01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:54,224
-She fucked it up with Ben.
-We fucked it up with Ben.

1123
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,187
It's like....

1124
01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:04,609
We've gotta rescue her from D-list.

1125
01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:35,640
-Casey.
-What?

1126
01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:39,978
She's back in touch with him.
She's got an e-maiI from Ben.

1127
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:43,481
"Tamara, Fran's baby has come."

1128
01:21:43,649 --> 01:21:46,985
Case, he says it's a little brown girl
with curly black hair.

1129
01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:48,570
Oh, cute.

1130
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:52,824
"I think we can safely say
it's Steven Culley's, not mine.

1131
01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:55,493
Truth is, I feeI free.

1132
01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:57,870
Gig in Paris for a few days.

1133
01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:01,165
If I bring him down,
would you have Boss?"

1134
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:05,003
Yes. Yes, he's coming back.

1135
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,630
-What are you doing?
-Dear, Ben...

1136
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:11,509
...I have found a reliable dog lover
in the village.

1137
01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,553
-Who?
-Please call Jody...

1138
01:22:13,721 --> 01:22:17,599
-You can't send that.
-...on 07700-900-929.

1139
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:20,685
-l'm getting him back down here!
-For who? You?

1140
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,021
-Why not me?
-Are you mental?

1141
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,815
"Reliable dog lover"?
You're making a great big mess--

1142
01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:28,359
I'm making something happen!

1143
01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:30,528
Otherwise, my whole life will go by...

1144
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:33,072
...and l'll be 34
and washed up like my mom.

1145
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,367
And no one decent
will ever even have snogged me.

1146
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:39,370
If you do this, you're on your own.

1147
01:22:39,538 --> 01:22:41,706
Fuck off, then.

1148
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,500
You twat.

1149
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,965
There's the festivaI brochure.
You're on in the Lanson marquee.

1150
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:53,885
And I've marked a few bits,
in case you want to read.

1151
01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:57,013
You're a marvel. Cheers.

1152
01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,848
I could come with you.

1153
01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:01,225
Oh, don't. You hate festivals.

1154
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:04,354
But it's only Hadditon. l'll come.

1155
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:07,398
It'll be completely boring.
You'll hate it.

1156
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:09,442
Stay here.

1157
01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,757
Wanker!

1158
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:36,427
Right.

1159
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,638
Finished.

1160
01:23:38,806 --> 01:23:41,641
I'm doing this cake in celebration.
Well done.

1161
01:23:41,809 --> 01:23:43,768
Well, to Hardy.

1162
01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:48,147
Yeah, even though I can't bear
the man for what he did to his wife.

1163
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:51,776
Oh, thanks, Andy.
Just pop them over there.

1164
01:23:57,408 --> 01:24:00,034
How do I find out who sent this?

1165
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:07,917
It says "number withheld."

1166
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,380
Did you know?

1167
01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:17,802
I couldn't tell you.

1168
01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:19,971
I'm sorry, Beth.

1169
01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:28,062
Her.

1170
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,398
Oh, my God.

1171
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:33,609
Oh, this is just-- This is just horrible.

1172
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,819
Right under my nose.

1173
01:24:34,987 --> 01:24:36,821
-Oh, it's so shitty.
-God, I feeI sick.

1174
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,824
So insuIting. You do not deserve
to be treated like this.

1175
01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:41,659
If you're kind to me, l'll cry.

1176
01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:44,704
And I don't want to cry,
I must be very clear.

1177
01:24:45,164 --> 01:24:47,582
If there's anything that I can do....

1178
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:50,084
I have to do it by myself.

1179
01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:56,841
Oh, come on.
Come on, Beth. Come on.

1180
01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:59,927
I trod in the sponge mix.

1181
01:25:06,226 --> 01:25:09,103
Jody? This is Ben Sergeant.

1182
01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:11,981
Yeah, that's right. I love dogs.

1183
01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:16,319
Yeah, so I'll see you
at Winnards Farm at 2:00.

1184
01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:18,946
Yeah. Perfect.

1185
01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:29,373
Andy.

1186
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,293
Hey, how are you?

1187
01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:37,048
I wondered if you wanted
to go for that drink?

1188
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:40,384
-I need a friend at the mo--
-You and Nicholas Hardiment.

1189
01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:42,762
That's a nice piece of work, isn't it?

1190
01:25:42,930 --> 01:25:46,891
I get it from his point of view.
He's always been a cheating wanker.

1191
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,811
Loves having his cake and eating it.

1192
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:53,856
But since when did your standards
drop so low?

1193
01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:55,316
You could have anyone.

1194
01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:58,236
-All you have to do is bat your eyes.
-Andy.

1195
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:02,323
I care a lot about Beth. She helped me
out when I was at rock bottom.

1196
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:04,033
I'm not going to split them up.

1197
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,993
-It's just--
-A bit of fun?

1198
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:09,080
It's none of your bloody business.

1199
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:13,751
-Andy Cobb knows.
-Cock pie. Has he told Beth?

1200
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:16,587
I don't know, but he might.
And I wouldn't blame him.

1201
01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:18,923
-I suppose it has to come out.
-Does it?

1202
01:26:19,091 --> 01:26:22,552
It's a good thing. Feels like a relief.
It means we can think about...

1203
01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,804
-...our plans for the future.
-What future?

1204
01:26:24,972 --> 01:26:27,515
I know it's been hard for you,
sharing me with Beth.

1205
01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:29,809
But l'm yours now.
I'm gonna leave her.

1206
01:26:29,977 --> 01:26:32,937
Mr. Hardiment. It's time.

1207
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:38,109
I want a new life with you.

1208
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:42,530
It's a nice dog, Mom.

1209
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:46,033
Well, I don't like having dog hair
and slobber all over the place.

1210
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,535
But I said yes.

1211
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:50,288
No dogs, no way, and that's final.

1212
01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:54,584
You loser, I hate you!
You want to ruin my life!

1213
01:26:56,295 --> 01:26:57,962
Live the dream, Jody.

1214
01:26:58,130 --> 01:26:59,714
Well, it all runs very smoothly.

1215
01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:03,134
I start a book in the summer
and publish it the following spring.

1216
01:27:03,302 --> 01:27:05,303
Bit of a factory, really.

1217
01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:07,847
So you've finished Like The Night...

1218
01:27:08,015 --> 01:27:10,808
...which is the 1 7th
of the lnchcombe adventures.

1219
01:27:10,976 --> 01:27:14,145
And we all assume
you're planning the next one already.

1220
01:27:14,313 --> 01:27:16,063
Well...

1221
01:27:17,316 --> 01:27:19,358
...there isn't gonna be a next one.

1222
01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:20,651
-No.
-What?

1223
01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:22,987
Frankly,
I'm sick to death of lnchcombe.

1224
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:25,781
In fact, l'm about to kill him off.

1225
01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:27,033
-No.
-He can't do that.

1226
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,785
Well, I think
that's what we call in the trade...

1227
01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:32,914
...a bit of a bombshell,
for your fans here.

1228
01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:37,543
Yes, but l'm moving on
to fresh pastures.

1229
01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:39,503
No.

1230
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:41,923
Inchcombe is about to meet
a very sticky end...

1231
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:45,176
...and it's one murder
I'm really looking forward to.

1232
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:49,972
Now, at this point,
we should get some questions, I think.

1233
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:53,935
And l'm--
Yes, there's a lady over there.

1234
01:27:57,272 --> 01:28:02,276
You write a lot about aduItery,
is that from personaI experience?

1235
01:28:03,403 --> 01:28:04,946
Madam...

1236
01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:08,950
...what a saucy question.

1237
01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,118
There's no need
for an author's work--

1238
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,704
Why do you cheat persistently
on your wife?

1239
01:28:15,374 --> 01:28:17,041
Who's that?

1240
01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:24,840
Because she lets me.

1241
01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:27,969
Tamara.

1242
01:28:28,971 --> 01:28:31,263
-Where--?
-Nicholas, this has got to stop.

1243
01:28:31,431 --> 01:28:34,934
You're right. I can't go on using her.
Lying to her. I've gotta do it.

1244
01:28:35,102 --> 01:28:38,145
I don't feeI alive with Beth.
I haven't been living for years.

1245
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,357
-She's smothered me like a blanket.
-Nicholas, listen to me.

1246
01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:45,277
It was fun,
but it's wrong and it's over.

1247
01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:51,033
-l'm in love with you.
-l'm sorry.

1248
01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:52,576
No.

1249
01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:56,205
No. No. No. You can't end it.
Tamara--

1250
01:28:56,373 --> 01:28:58,416
-Fuck supper!
-Will you keep it down?

1251
01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,002
-My God, you're cold-hearted.
-No, I'm not.

1252
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:03,963
-You don't feeI a thing, do you?
-I do. I do feel.

1253
01:29:04,131 --> 01:29:07,341
I feeI like I'm blazing away inside
all the time.

1254
01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:11,262
Why do I do these things?
What am I doing with you?

1255
01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:15,725
-There's someone else, isn't there?
-Oh, for God's sake.

1256
01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:18,602
-Not the narcissist drummer?
-Goodbye.

1257
01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:20,479
It's that ignorant lunk, isn't it?

1258
01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:23,524
That muscle-bound wastrel
Andy Cobb.

1259
01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:27,278
Andy Cobb is a far better man
than you.

1260
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:32,033
Go on.

1261
01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:40,583
-Mr. Hardiment, will you sign this?
-lmagine getting him to sign.

1262
01:29:40,751 --> 01:29:43,252
I love your books.

1263
01:29:59,853 --> 01:30:01,812
Thank you.

1264
01:30:09,696 --> 01:30:11,489
Hello?

1265
01:30:14,201 --> 01:30:16,994
It's Jody Long about the dog.

1266
01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:22,750
Ben?

1267
01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:29,840
Hello?

1268
01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:42,478
Ben?

1269
01:30:56,701 --> 01:30:58,702
Well, you gonna answer that?

1270
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:03,165
Jody, what are you doing
not fucking answering?

1271
01:31:06,211 --> 01:31:10,214
Ben's dog is here. It's loose.
It means Ben must be up at Winnards.

1272
01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:13,551
Boss!

1273
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,554
Dog minder?

1274
01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:22,059
You've been breaking in, sending
e-mails and fucking people off.

1275
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:26,730
-Did you nick my black T-shirt?
-I just wanted to meet you. Just once.

1276
01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:29,984
-Just to tell you stuff.
-Stuff? What stuff?

1277
01:31:30,152 --> 01:31:32,236
Like, I love you.

1278
01:31:32,904 --> 01:31:35,406
I really, really love you.

1279
01:31:35,866 --> 01:31:38,576
That's really nice.

1280
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:43,122
I used to lie awake
thinking about you being here.

1281
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,957
In Ewedown.

1282
01:31:45,125 --> 01:31:48,419
In the bum-hole of nowhere.

1283
01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:52,173
When you left, I couldn't bear it.

1284
01:31:52,549 --> 01:31:55,885
I just wanted
to make you come back.

1285
01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:05,227
Do you still love me, Jody?
Even though I wanna lock you up?

1286
01:32:06,563 --> 01:32:08,647
What would you do for me then?

1287
01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:11,567
Would you do anything,
like a proper fan?

1288
01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:15,154
Let's see then, shall we?

1289
01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:19,450
I bet that bitch wants a baby.
Nicholas doesn't do children.

1290
01:32:19,618 --> 01:32:21,785
He'll leave it all up to her.

1291
01:32:21,953 --> 01:32:23,579
-That'll age her.
-Beth.

1292
01:32:23,747 --> 01:32:26,290
Suppose he discovers fatherhood?
They do, these men.

1293
01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:30,336
Second time around,
they get all nappy-happy.

1294
01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:32,296
I was barely 20 when I got pregnant.

1295
01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:35,799
-I've never done anything. God.
-Yes, you have. Look at this place.

1296
01:32:35,967 --> 01:32:38,469
I've let him walk all over me.
Why have I done that?

1297
01:32:38,637 --> 01:32:39,720
I've wasted my life.

1298
01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:41,680
What about the work
you've done here?

1299
01:32:41,848 --> 01:32:42,890
-Work?
-Yes.

1300
01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:46,060
What, breeding goats?
Baking fucking biscuits?

1301
01:32:46,228 --> 01:32:48,354
It's meaningless!

1302
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,439
Beth.

1303
01:32:50,649 --> 01:32:53,734
When I was lost with my book,
you helped me more than you know.

1304
01:32:53,902 --> 01:32:56,153
You asked me
who I was writing it for.

1305
01:32:56,988 --> 01:32:58,656
You.

1306
01:33:21,513 --> 01:33:23,305
Excuse me.

1307
01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:27,643
May I speak with my wife?

1308
01:33:27,811 --> 01:33:31,105
No, you may not.

1309
01:33:32,774 --> 01:33:35,109
Beth. Beth.

1310
01:33:36,861 --> 01:33:38,654
It's over.

1311
01:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,282
I've finished it.

1312
01:33:41,449 --> 01:33:43,701
She's been chasing me.

1313
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,161
I think there's something
unhinged about her.

1314
01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,872
This wild crush.

1315
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:53,294
Ben Sergeant's bloody dog again.
Go on, get out.

1316
01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:57,756
Back to that tart at Winnards Farm.
Go on. Bugger off!

1317
01:33:58,717 --> 01:34:00,217
Beth.

1318
01:34:01,511 --> 01:34:03,220
You know I'm sorry.

1319
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:07,057
I want you to leave. I want a divorce.

1320
01:34:07,225 --> 01:34:09,226
No, you don't. Don't be ridiculous.

1321
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,478
-Now, look--
-And I want this place.

1322
01:34:12,272 --> 01:34:13,397
You can't.

1323
01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:17,359
Watch me. I will.

1324
01:34:18,737 --> 01:34:22,781
That's it, lovely. Keep it going,
keep it going. Stop. Couple of sugars.

1325
01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:26,285
Stir it.

1326
01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:38,922
That is a very good cup of tea.
Which is lucky for you, Jody.

1327
01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:42,885
Had it been shit, l'd be on the phone
to the scary locaI cops right now.

1328
01:34:43,053 --> 01:34:44,428
Please don't tell my mom.

1329
01:34:44,596 --> 01:34:47,181
I know it's boring round here,
but for fuck's sakes.

1330
01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:48,932
I'm gonna get out soon as I can.

1331
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:52,603
I'm gonna work in Vegas as a croupier.
Vegas or a cruise liner.

1332
01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:57,941
Aim high, Jody.
That's what I say. Aim high.

1333
01:35:04,783 --> 01:35:06,617
Ben?

1334
01:35:09,329 --> 01:35:12,456
-You've had an infestation.
-Of what?

1335
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:14,375
Jody.

1336
01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:37,981
Hey, Greg!

1337
01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,151
-I want a word with you.
-It's Glen, asshole.

1338
01:35:41,319 --> 01:35:43,987
You fucking devious bastard.

1339
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,448
I'm devious? I'm a bastard?

1340
01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:50,577
You think I haven't noticed
you've been worming your way in?

1341
01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:55,416
You keep your hands off my wife,
you low-rent pedant.

1342
01:35:56,501 --> 01:35:59,378
You've abused Beth long enough
with all of your lies.

1343
01:35:59,546 --> 01:36:01,004
I want you out of my house.

1344
01:36:01,172 --> 01:36:04,258
-It's Beth's. She made this place.
-And I fucking paid for it.

1345
01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,760
I've given Beth all this.
What can you give her?

1346
01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:10,973
-I can give her integrity.
-Obscure literary shit...

1347
01:36:11,141 --> 01:36:12,558
...not worth 1 0 pence.

1348
01:36:12,725 --> 01:36:16,520
You know, if I made my fortune
fantasizing about rapes and murders...

1349
01:36:16,688 --> 01:36:18,021
...I wouldn't be so proud.

1350
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:21,525
-You cretin.
-Fuck you.

1351
01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:23,652
Beth will come to her senses.

1352
01:36:23,820 --> 01:36:28,115
You need an income to run Stonefield,
and mine's bigger than yours.

1353
01:36:35,206 --> 01:36:39,918
Get up, Nicholas, come on.
Let's talk about this like grown men.

1354
01:36:46,176 --> 01:36:48,969
Oh, my God. Nicholas.

1355
01:36:49,345 --> 01:36:50,554
Nic--

1356
01:36:51,723 --> 01:36:53,182
Get up.

1357
01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:03,734
Nicholas, get up.

1358
01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:06,737
Run. Come on. Get up.

1359
01:37:13,411 --> 01:37:15,704
Nicholas. Nicholas.

1360
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,367
It was you?

1361
01:37:54,619 --> 01:37:56,662
It was you who sent the e-mail?

1362
01:37:56,829 --> 01:38:00,123
Jody's explained that she did it
out of a deep love for me.

1363
01:38:04,295 --> 01:38:07,631
-Tammy.
-Ben.

1364
01:38:18,476 --> 01:38:21,144
I think you should have this back.

1365
01:38:21,813 --> 01:38:23,772
I'm sorry.

1366
01:38:25,191 --> 01:38:27,818
Jody! The dog!

1367
01:39:12,238 --> 01:39:16,158
Got him. The beast.

1368
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:46,229
Nicholas.

1369
01:39:48,775 --> 01:39:52,152
God. Oh, God. Nicholas.

1370
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:54,071
Bitch. Brazen.

1371
01:39:54,864 --> 01:39:56,198
-Brazen.
-Beth.

1372
01:39:56,366 --> 01:40:00,744
-That is brazen.
-Beth, don't look! Please, don't look!

1373
01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:06,041
Nicholas?!

1374
01:40:12,423 --> 01:40:13,423
No!

1375
01:40:13,591 --> 01:40:17,594
No, but you can see it.
It's broken. It's smashed.

1376
01:40:18,846 --> 01:40:22,724
No, I haven't, but it's obvious.

1377
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:28,230
Yes, his wife. Yes, she is.

1378
01:40:28,398 --> 01:40:31,149
Thank you. Thank you, I will.

1379
01:40:32,735 --> 01:40:34,778
They're on their way.

1380
01:40:36,572 --> 01:40:38,448
Beth, help is coming.

1381
01:40:46,624 --> 01:40:48,542
It's broken.

1382
01:41:18,740 --> 01:41:20,365
Tamara.

1383
01:41:21,993 --> 01:41:23,660
Listen.

1384
01:41:26,164 --> 01:41:28,331
I'm sorry.

1385
01:41:29,834 --> 01:41:31,668
Come on.

1386
01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,254
Are you blaming yourself?

1387
01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:37,674
It was an accident.

1388
01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:55,358
I'd better get back up to Stonefield.

1389
01:41:55,777 --> 01:41:59,488
Come with me. We'll get this sorted.

1390
01:42:04,535 --> 01:42:07,329
Then get Ben
to take you back to London.

1391
01:42:07,955 --> 01:42:10,540
I don't want to be with Ben.

1392
01:42:27,266 --> 01:42:29,601
Put it on the back seat right here.

1393
01:42:41,447 --> 01:42:45,033
-What are you doing?
-I figured it was best that I take off.

1394
01:42:45,201 --> 01:42:47,410
She doesn't want writers
around the place now.

1395
01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,704
And police, autopsies, not my thing.

1396
01:42:49,872 --> 01:42:52,249
-You can't run away.
-l'm not running away.

1397
01:42:52,416 --> 01:42:56,586
I've finished my book.
My time here is up. Destiny calls.

1398
01:42:56,754 --> 01:43:00,340
-Beth is asking for you.
-Really?

1399
01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:02,926
She's on her own over there.

1400
01:43:03,511 --> 01:43:08,181
Glen, she doesn't need a writer
around the place...

1401
01:43:08,683 --> 01:43:10,767
...she needs a man.

1402
01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:21,987
I'm so sorry.

1403
01:43:23,614 --> 01:43:26,116
It was my fauIt. I let the dog go.

1404
01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:28,368
-No. No.
-I shooed him away.

1405
01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:31,788
The police said it was an accident,
but if l'd tied him up--

1406
01:43:31,956 --> 01:43:33,164
No, it wasn't your fauIt.

1407
01:43:33,332 --> 01:43:36,543
What I don't understand is
why was Nicholas in that field anyway?

1408
01:43:36,711 --> 01:43:39,170
He hated cows.
And when he saw them coming...

1409
01:43:39,338 --> 01:43:44,092
-...why didn't he get out of their way--?
-Beth, I have to tell you that--

1410
01:43:56,647 --> 01:43:58,773
You live in the country.

1411
01:43:58,941 --> 01:44:01,026
You share it
with those dangerous beasts...

1412
01:44:01,193 --> 01:44:03,945
...and when they get scared,
they run.

1413
01:44:04,113 --> 01:44:06,114
Like we do.

1414
01:44:07,575 --> 01:44:09,159
Oh, Glen.

1415
01:44:12,496 --> 01:44:14,581
Stay with me.

1416
01:44:48,783 --> 01:44:51,451
-Kind of suits you.
-Don't say anything.

1417
01:44:51,619 --> 01:44:53,954
I always did like the old one.

1418
01:44:57,208 --> 01:45:00,126
-You did it on purpose, didn't you?
-What?

1419
01:45:00,294 --> 01:45:03,338
Made this place so beautiful
I'd never be able to leave.

1420
01:45:03,506 --> 01:45:05,799
Been dying to get rid of you.

1421
01:45:07,093 --> 01:45:09,010
This is my house.

1422
01:45:09,762 --> 01:45:13,515
-I was born in that room.
-So you were.

1423
01:45:14,642 --> 01:45:16,643
Welcome home.

1424
01:45:57,435 --> 01:45:58,893
Pap-pap me.

1425
01:45:59,645 --> 01:46:00,895
What?

1426
01:46:01,063 --> 01:46:03,523
Pap-pap me.