1 00:02:38,949 --> 00:02:40,388 (CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 2 00:02:52,524 --> 00:02:54,701 Make it quick, honey. We're closing. 3 00:02:55,031 --> 00:02:56,877 Well, this is unacceptable. 4 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:59,084 Because I booked it yesterday. 5 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:02,051 Yes, a one-hour sunset bliss massage with Tanya. 6 00:03:02,176 --> 00:03:03,896 No, it has to be Tanya. 7 00:03:04,056 --> 00:03:06,358 I need to know that this bank is secure. 8 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:09,119 Just trust me. I've upgraded dozens of banks. 9 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:11,743 - it'll be fine. - I don't need fine. I need guarantees. 10 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:13,628 Gordon, you've got them. 11 00:03:13,623 --> 00:03:15,846 It's a security upgrade, not the end of the world. 12 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:20,141 I swear, Kaitlin, if he keeps me late again and I miss Cougar Town, 13 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:21,770 I am gonna burn this place to the ground. 14 00:03:21,895 --> 00:03:24,027 Oh, I hear you, hon. We've all got plans. 15 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:26,583 Mr. Sullivan, it's always a pleasure to see you. 16 00:03:26,826 --> 00:03:29,549 REX: Look, I scheduled this massage a month ago. 17 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,850 No, I need Tanya. Her hands are like little jackhammers 18 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:34,684 Well, who can I get? 19 00:03:35,265 --> 00:03:38,274 Jonathan? Well, does he have strong hands? 20 00:04:16,502 --> 00:04:17,596 Hello! 21 00:04:27,114 --> 00:04:29,541 Ooh! Come to mama. 22 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:34,890 Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, oh. 23 00:04:34,968 --> 00:04:36,723 Son of a bitch. 24 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:41,537 - How may I help you today, sir? - Change for a hundred. 25 00:04:41,528 --> 00:04:42,952 Absolutely. How would you like it broken? 26 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:47,052 Seven nickels, 31 quarters and 919 dimes. 27 00:04:47,126 --> 00:04:48,220 What? 28 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:49,684 Oh, you're right, that's too many dimes. 29 00:04:49,675 --> 00:04:51,931 I'm gonna do 107 nickels, 30 00:04:52,265 --> 00:04:56,152 839 dimes, 29 quarters 31 00:04:56,235 --> 00:04:58,708 and seven half-dollar pieces, please. 32 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:03,383 Is that Chile? 33 00:05:05,552 --> 00:05:06,600 Brazil. 34 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:08,442 You know what? I'm never gonna use the half-dollar pieces. 35 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:13,909 Can I get 101 nickels, 157 quarters and 557 dimes, please? 36 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:17,709 - Is this a joke? - No. I just have this thing for coins. 37 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:21,770 I like their weight, I like their size, I like the way they jingle in my pocket. 38 00:05:23,934 --> 00:05:25,610 - That's kind of weird. - What is? 39 00:05:26,357 --> 00:05:30,586 The numbers you mentioned, 101, 157, 557. They're all prime numbers. 40 00:05:30,953 --> 00:05:32,674 No one's ever noticed that before. 41 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,798 I work with numbers all day. 42 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:36,720 You do that in your head? 43 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:38,603 Yes. Good trick at math parties. 44 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:40,445 - I bet. - What's your name? 45 00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:42,573 - Kaitlin. - Kaitlin. I am Tripp. 46 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:44,750 - It's very nice to meet you. - Oh, hi, we don't actually, um, 47 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,670 (LAUGHING) 48 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,718 - shake hands with customers. - Oh, right. 49 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:06,637 Cell phone scramblers live. 50 00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:09,183 When are you getting married? 51 00:06:09,641 --> 00:06:11,237 How do you know I'm getting married? 52 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,489 Oh, my wedding gifts. 53 00:06:14,572 --> 00:06:17,923 That's also quite a rock. Are you marrying Jay-Z or somebody? 54 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:19,468 My fiancé's well off, yes. 55 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:23,806 Well off? They're getting married in Brunei in two days. 56 00:06:24,599 --> 00:06:27,026 My husband won't even take me to the Sizzler. 57 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:30,449 Oh, he's rich. But is he happy? 58 00:06:30,531 --> 00:06:32,958 We're extremely happy. How kind of you to ask. 59 00:06:35,419 --> 00:06:36,513 Check Darrien. 60 00:06:36,506 --> 00:06:37,634 Check Weinstein. 61 00:06:37,634 --> 00:06:38,888 (WITH ENGLISH ACCENT) Check Gates. 62 00:06:38,971 --> 00:06:40,817 All right, we're live. Go weapons hot. 63 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:42,819 Yeah. 64 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:46,826 Breach the door. Go on, hit it with the clicker. 65 00:06:51,463 --> 00:06:53,218 Go, go, go! 66 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:07,968 And one, two, three, four, five, six 67 00:07:08,049 --> 00:07:10,181 and one makes seven. 68 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:12,863 Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? 69 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,283 No, I'm good. Thank you. 70 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:17,535 Thanks for choosing Credit International. Have a great day. 71 00:07:17,784 --> 00:07:19,380 (BEEPING) 72 00:07:20,082 --> 00:07:22,259 - You're beeping. - What? Oh. 73 00:07:22,255 --> 00:07:23,931 Yes, it reminds me to take my meds. 74 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,054 (BEEPING STOPS) 75 00:07:27,018 --> 00:07:29,650 - Pharmacy around here? - Two blocks up. 76 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,950 Very nice meeting you, Kaitlin. 77 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:34,087 Nice to meet you, too, Tripp. Good luck with your whole thing. 78 00:07:49,412 --> 00:07:51,669 - You're about to be robbed. - Huh? 79 00:07:52,336 --> 00:07:53,385 (GASPS) 80 00:07:53,882 --> 00:07:55,887 (GRUNTS) What are you doing? 81 00:07:57,559 --> 00:07:58,858 BOTH: This is a robbery! 82 00:08:00,317 --> 00:08:02,038 What the fuck do you think you're doing here? 83 00:08:02,155 --> 00:08:04,035 What's it look like, man? We robbing the bank. 84 00:08:04,118 --> 00:08:06,375 Yeah, ain't it sort of obvious with the guns and everything? 85 00:08:06,499 --> 00:08:08,300 No. This is our job. Stand down. 86 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:11,472 I ain't see your name on the sign out there. 87 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,104 Unless your name is Credit. 88 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,285 (BOTH LAUGHING) 89 00:08:17,237 --> 00:08:20,121 And, you know, given all the weird names parents give their kids these days... 90 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,499 The alarm isn't working. 91 00:08:21,582 --> 00:08:23,053 No cell phone reception either. 92 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,054 - What do we do? - Proceed as planned. 93 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,198 Stop the security update. 94 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,707 If I don't let the system reboot, the whole bank will lock down. 95 00:08:35,788 --> 00:08:38,466 We know that. Just do it or I'll shoot you in the fucking face. 96 00:08:38,461 --> 00:08:40,057 Now hold on, son. There's no... 97 00:08:41,511 --> 00:08:43,141 - Do it! - Okay. 98 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:53,218 You have exactly three seconds to stand down or you will be fired upon! 99 00:08:53,419 --> 00:08:56,017 Come on, dude, let's get out of here. There's lots of other ATMs. 100 00:08:56,009 --> 00:08:58,813 - One... - On two, start banging away. 101 00:08:58,975 --> 00:09:00,149 I heard that. 102 00:09:00,354 --> 00:09:01,573 Two, 103 00:09:02,485 --> 00:09:03,534 three. 104 00:09:38,374 --> 00:09:39,798 It's now or never, bro! 105 00:09:49,487 --> 00:09:52,666 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 106 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:05,956 - He's not gonna make it. - Get down. 107 00:10:06,032 --> 00:10:07,708 - What do you push for the intercom? - What? 108 00:10:08,873 --> 00:10:10,719 (ON INTERCOM) Hello? Hello? 109 00:10:11,296 --> 00:10:14,556 Hello? Look, I know you're in the middle of a gunfight, 110 00:10:14,555 --> 00:10:16,104 but a bystander's been hit. 111 00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:18,734 I just wanna check to make sure he's okay. Okay, I'm coming out. 112 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,579 Don't shoot! 113 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:23,337 Coming out! Don't shoot. 114 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:28,476 - I've got a clean shot. - So does everyone. Just stand down. 115 00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:30,348 Just wait. Okay? 116 00:10:35,863 --> 00:10:38,416 - This ever happen to you before? - Hell no. 117 00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:40,292 He's dead. 118 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:42,845 Look, sometimes that happens in these crossfire situations. 119 00:10:42,923 --> 00:10:44,975 Don't make a big production out of it, okay? 120 00:10:46,141 --> 00:10:47,440 You're here for the vault, right? 121 00:10:47,811 --> 00:10:49,236 Who the fuck is this guy? 122 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,493 And you guys said something about going after the ATMs? 123 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:52,658 Maybe. 124 00:10:53,243 --> 00:10:56,422 So, then what's the problem? 125 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:59,514 Are you seriously suggesting that we rob the same bank? 126 00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:01,565 Yeah. Why not? 127 00:11:01,641 --> 00:11:03,442 Just pretend it's two different banks. 128 00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:04,782 This guy's nuts. 129 00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:07,243 GATES: Don't even tell me you're considering it. 130 00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:10,249 Look, I rather not add any more murders to my rap sheet. 131 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:13,550 For fuck's sake, one of them wore shorts to a bank robbery. We gotta kill them. 132 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,307 DARRIEN: I don't know. What do you think, old man? 133 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:17,267 I'm with you, D. I've had my fill of killing. 134 00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:20,446 Why the fuck are we even carrying guns? Come on, I wanna shoot the motherfuckers! 135 00:11:20,441 --> 00:11:23,290 WEINSTEIN: The guns are for taking hostages. That was always part of the plan. 136 00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:25,335 Now we just have two more hostages. Am I right, D? 137 00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:26,758 So what's our plan? 138 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,976 If they wanna rob the bank together, we rob the bank together. 139 00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:32,475 If they wanna kill us, we kill them first. 140 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,819 Cool plan. 141 00:11:33,811 --> 00:11:35,110 DARRIEN: All right, listen up. 142 00:11:35,357 --> 00:11:36,781 We're gonna take the vault. 143 00:11:36,945 --> 00:11:39,452 You two idiots want the ATMs, that's fine. 144 00:11:39,452 --> 00:11:41,128 Just stay the fuck out of our way. 145 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:43,672 You got it, big city. Rooty-tooty. 146 00:11:43,671 --> 00:11:45,472 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 147 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,479 What now? What are we supposed to do? What does he want? 148 00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:51,032 You two, could you... 149 00:11:51,234 --> 00:11:52,989 Does he want us to come over? 150 00:11:53,657 --> 00:11:54,660 It's okay. 151 00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:55,746 You, come here. 152 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,593 Watch him. 153 00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:00,801 Give us a sec. 154 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,029 - You want to come? - Fuck off. 155 00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:07,277 Put the guns down. Put the guns down. 156 00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:09,241 All right, come here. 157 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:13,005 Let's introduce ourselves. There's no reason why we can't be friends. 158 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:16,895 I'm Peanut Butter. And this here's Jelly. 159 00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:18,398 Those ain't our real names. 160 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:20,061 DARRIEN: Jesus Christ. 161 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:22,402 We wanted something that goes good together, 162 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:24,499 and Milk 'N Cookies was already taken. 163 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:26,913 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 164 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:31,267 I want all the hostages out here now! 165 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:47,850 All right, everybody. Cell phones, pagers, fucking Twitter things. 166 00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,349 Anything with an on/off switch. 167 00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:51,188 Yeah. And guns, obviously. 168 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,490 Thank you for being a terrible bank guard. 169 00:12:54,405 --> 00:12:56,206 Hey, guys, I gotta get out of here. 170 00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:58,838 Of course you gotta get out of here. You're a fucking hostage. 171 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,467 Get in there! 172 00:13:01,298 --> 00:13:04,102 Hey. Shut up and don't touch anything. 173 00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:12,876 - Get away from the fucking door. - Can I... 174 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,881 - Stay away from the door. - All right! 175 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,250 Please don't kill me on the toilet. 176 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,179 Jesus Christ. It smells like an arsehole factory in here. 177 00:13:32,257 --> 00:13:33,978 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mate. 178 00:13:43,162 --> 00:13:45,919 These guys are awesome. 179 00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:48,300 Major league, baby. 180 00:13:57,701 --> 00:14:01,964 Obviously on behalf of the bank, I'm just terribly sorry. 181 00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:05,849 Okay, let me just amend that. We're terribly sorry. 182 00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:09,366 - Rex, please. - Hey, everybody, I'm Rex Newbauer. 183 00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:11,705 I'm a loan officer. And we're in luck. 184 00:14:12,325 --> 00:14:14,251 Certified post-robbery counselor. 185 00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:17,221 I've counseled over 75 bank-robbery survivors. 186 00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:19,765 We're gonna make it here, gang. 187 00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:24,240 Now, our primary objective is to become a cohesive unit. 188 00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:26,073 Sir, may I help you, please? 189 00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:27,908 Our primary goal is to get out of here alive. 190 00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:31,297 Okay, well as an expert in standard bank robbery procedure... 191 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:33,297 There's nothing standard about this bank robbery. 192 00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:35,771 We have two heists going on at the same time with a dead body, 193 00:14:35,763 --> 00:14:37,484 which basically guarantees that the bank robbers 194 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:38,813 are gonna come in here and kill us all. 195 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,241 - What? - Don't tell me that, man. 196 00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:41,863 That's some bullshit. I don't wanna die. 197 00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,622 People, let's stay calm! 198 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:45,961 (SCREAMS) 199 00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:58,575 Okay. Now, this bank opens at 5:00 a.m. 200 00:14:58,658 --> 00:15:00,881 By that time my colleagues and I will be long gone. 201 00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:02,674 You're all locked in here, okay? 202 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,557 So, even if you were to get out of this kitchen, 203 00:15:04,632 --> 00:15:06,558 you can't get out of the bank. 204 00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,560 So sit down and shut up. 205 00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:14,293 What if one of us has a condition that requires us to use the bathroom a lot? 206 00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:17,547 Yes, there will be bathroom breaks. You will not try to escape. 207 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,426 You will not try to contact anyone outside of the bank. 208 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:21,979 You will not make noise. 209 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,525 (BEEPING) 210 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,742 Really, a watch alarm? What are you, like, in the sixth grade? 211 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:29,451 It just goes off every hour. It reminds me to take my meds, 212 00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,756 which unfortunately I'm out of, 213 00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:33,719 - unless anybody has any Depakene. - I have Xanax. 214 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,425 I got Ativan and Prilosec. 215 00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:38,018 - I've got a couple of Ritalin. - I might have a few Prozac. 216 00:15:38,098 --> 00:15:40,230 - I take Adderall and Nasonex. - Are you kidding me? 217 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:44,495 Shut the fuck up! I just said no talking! 218 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,831 - What's going on? - We got Oprah's Book Club in here. 219 00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,176 Hey, you want me to fuck someone up? 220 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,468 No, we're good. Did you hit the cameras, phones and computers? 221 00:15:50,464 --> 00:15:52,140 Yeah. You sure you don't want me to fuck someone up? 222 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,943 Yeah, I just said I didn't. Go get the Scrambler. 223 00:15:55,144 --> 00:15:56,193 All right. 224 00:15:57,526 --> 00:15:59,999 Jesus Christ, that accent is ridiculous. 225 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,173 JELLY: Before we get started, 226 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,476 let's check on the other guys. 227 00:16:12,358 --> 00:16:14,363 I'm about to start on the torch in a few minutes. 228 00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:16,248 Make sure the time-lock rig is ready. 229 00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:18,124 PEANUT BUTTER: This Shit is SO dope. 230 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,389 What the fuck? 231 00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:22,887 Hey, no problem, man. 232 00:16:22,886 --> 00:16:26,818 We just come in to peep at your toys. You is so pimp, man. 233 00:16:27,147 --> 00:16:29,404 - Did you see my face? - What? No. 234 00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:30,783 Did you see my fucking face? 235 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,245 No, we ain't seen your face. 236 00:16:32,245 --> 00:16:34,422 Hey, hey, admit it. Don't lie to me. 237 00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:35,842 You saw my face, right? 238 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:37,725 I might've seen your face. 239 00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:39,104 Oh, God damn it! 240 00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:42,109 - Yeah, I seen it, too. - A very attractive face. 241 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,905 Shut the fuck up! God damn it! 242 00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:48,958 You know what? You two motherfuckers are like children. 243 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:50,883 You know, you're worse than my kids. 244 00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:53,435 You do not know what you're doing. 245 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:55,479 Have you ever even robbed a bank before? 246 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:57,070 - Like dozens. - Yeah. 247 00:16:57,188 --> 00:17:00,322 We just pulled this job with the Callahan Brothers in Dubuque. 248 00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:02,042 - Now that was... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 249 00:17:02,117 --> 00:17:05,548 What the fuck are you doing, man? See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 250 00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:07,633 Don't tell me about the other jobs you pulled. 251 00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,767 Don't tell me about the people you pulled them with. 252 00:17:10,348 --> 00:17:14,076 Don't rob a motherfucking bank without a motherfucking mask. 253 00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:17,660 Come on, guys, that's like, uh, Criminal 101. 254 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,756 It's like your tattoos, for instance. 255 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,552 - Oh. You like them? - Check this out. 256 00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:27,356 You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold. 257 00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:29,404 (BOTH LAUGHING) 258 00:17:36,419 --> 00:17:39,142 Oh, he didn't get it. Do it again. 259 00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:43,280 No. No, no, no. Wow. No, believe me, I get it. 260 00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,287 I think I need to speak slower to you two. 261 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:52,881 Generally, criminals try and minimize 262 00:17:52,963 --> 00:17:56,143 their distinctive qualities. 263 00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:02,285 So that they can't be identified afterwards. Come on, guys, what the fuck? 264 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:10,477 You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold. 265 00:18:11,096 --> 00:18:14,777 Get the fuck away from me. Both of you. Get the fuck out of here. 266 00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:17,280 Get the fuck out of here before I put a bullet in both your asses. 267 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,708 We're going. 268 00:18:18,825 --> 00:18:20,296 You stupid motherfuckers. 269 00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:22,297 (DOOR OPENING) 270 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,469 Now, I know some of you have husbands and wives 271 00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:27,102 that are gonna panic when you don't come home tonight, 272 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,563 so we're gonna give you each one phone call. 273 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,159 You will tell your certain someone 274 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,579 that you're spending the night at a friend's house, 275 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,292 and you will be convincing or I will blow your genitals off. 276 00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:36,961 Who wants to go first? 277 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:40,217 You? How about you? No? 278 00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,763 Okay, you with the ugly tie. 279 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,141 Hello, darling? 280 00:19:03,488 --> 00:19:05,164 Number two is toast. Three is up. 281 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:09,221 We're 49 minutes behind schedule. Four-nine. 282 00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:10,511 WEINSTEIN ON RADIO: Copy that 283 00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,491 Mother-roo. 284 00:19:18,654 --> 00:19:21,252 All right, now you know how I usually get the blue stuff, right? 285 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,550 But this, this was on sale. 286 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,799 I love how thrifty you are. 287 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,890 Maybe we ought to read the directions just to be sure. 288 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:34,580 What is that, Korean? 289 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:37,128 No, actually, now that's Chinese, see, 290 00:19:37,205 --> 00:19:39,461 'cause Chinese is a pictogram alphabet. 291 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:43,472 Is it? Well, explosives is explosives. 292 00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:47,236 I, um, am not gonna come 293 00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:50,328 to the airport tonight. I am really sorry. 294 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,298 My mother is sick and I'm gonna stay with her, and maybe we can go tomorrow. 295 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:54,885 And I love you. Goodbye. 296 00:19:59,138 --> 00:20:02,022 - I don't have anybody to call. - Nobody? That's really sad. 297 00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:03,781 Just kidding. Go fuck yourself. 298 00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,998 This is the most pathetic group of hostages I've ever seen. 299 00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:10,173 - All right, sit down and shut up. - Sit down and shut up. 300 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,851 - I just said that. - I was just reinforcing your message. 301 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:16,778 (SIGHS) 302 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,872 Well, as I predicted, 303 00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:22,665 they didn't kill us. 304 00:20:22,995 --> 00:20:25,377 - Tripp? Is it Tripp? - Mmm-hmm. 305 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,762 Would you like to apologise for scaring us all half to death? 306 00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:29,893 Why didn't they kill us? 307 00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:31,401 Why do they have to kill us? 308 00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,611 They're gonna go down for murder already. Why not kill all the witnesses? 309 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,243 It's the same charge. Frankly, that's what I would do. 310 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,461 Well, maybe each gang thinks that the other one did it 311 00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:40,083 and so they don't have to kill us. 312 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,716 He was deliberately shot. 313 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,560 Until we figure out who he is and why he killed Jack Hayes, 314 00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:49,066 we're all totally fucked. 315 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,280 - How do you know his name? - Driver's license. 316 00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:54,083 You stole a dead man's wallet? 317 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:55,967 Mmm-hmm. 318 00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:06,580 We're in. Gates, you're up. 319 00:21:14,384 --> 00:21:15,854 Jesus Christ. 320 00:21:16,264 --> 00:21:19,193 Remember when you just needed a gun and a brown paper bag? 321 00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:20,910 Tell me about it. 322 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:29,383 Do you see a clue? 323 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:31,438 No. I still don't know what he does for a living. 324 00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:34,355 There's no business card. His credit cards and... 325 00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,033 That's it, look. 326 00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:39,586 Visa, Citibank, but no Credit International card. 327 00:21:39,744 --> 00:21:40,747 - So? - So, 328 00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:42,586 why was Jack Hayes in this bank if he had no business here? 329 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,470 Maybe he was opening up a new account. 330 00:21:44,591 --> 00:21:45,593 Damn it. 331 00:21:46,011 --> 00:21:49,442 Let's see. Gordon and the computer guy were over by the mainframe. 332 00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:51,701 Madge was at her station counting money. 333 00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:55,124 The creepy security guard was standing by the door, 334 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,624 checking out the Swiss Miss, 335 00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,717 who was sitting at the loan officer’s desk. 336 00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:01,352 Kaitlin was at her station. 337 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,981 And Jack Hayes was... 338 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:08,699 No. Jack Hayes wasn't opening up a new account. 339 00:22:08,781 --> 00:22:10,536 He was loitering at the cheque-writing counter. 340 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,748 If he was opening up a new account, 341 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,552 he would've gone straight to one of the bank officers. 342 00:22:13,544 --> 00:22:15,140 Then what was he doing here? 343 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,182 I have no idea. 344 00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:22,618 Hey. 345 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,715 You are totally breathing on me. 346 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,070 What are you doing? 347 00:22:52,065 --> 00:22:53,364 Hello, Tripp. 348 00:22:53,444 --> 00:22:54,994 - What are you doing? - I'm looking for a way out. 349 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:56,961 Did you not hear the part where they said they would kill us? 350 00:22:57,038 --> 00:22:58,462 How come you haven't had your ring fitted? 351 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,213 - Excuse me? - How long you been engaged? 352 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,344 Most women would know the answer right away. 353 00:23:02,427 --> 00:23:03,521 Why are you marrying Max? 354 00:23:03,597 --> 00:23:04,691 You don't even know him. 355 00:23:04,808 --> 00:23:06,529 I know that he's rich. I know that he can't match 356 00:23:06,521 --> 00:23:08,151 your hunger for adventure or your sense of humour 357 00:23:08,151 --> 00:23:09,244 and doesn't understand you sexually. 358 00:23:11,576 --> 00:23:13,674 - She told me Max irons his jeans. - Madge! 359 00:23:13,665 --> 00:23:15,591 She's worked here two months already and I've never met him. 360 00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:16,844 - You know what? Enough. - You know what? 361 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,345 There are four photos taped to your teller station. 362 00:23:18,345 --> 00:23:20,772 Three are of Brazil. You like adventure. But Max is not in any of them. 363 00:23:20,851 --> 00:23:23,233 He went with a banana hammock, okay, and got a bad sunburn. 364 00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:24,410 He stayed in that day. 365 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:26,784 Fourth one is of you and Max in front of his mansion. 366 00:23:26,868 --> 00:23:29,124 You look tiny compared to the house, which tells me you like the house 367 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,256 more than the man putting you in it. 368 00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:32,726 - You know what? Who are you? - The most interesting thing about you 369 00:23:32,801 --> 00:23:35,149 is that you still work here, even though you don't need the money. 370 00:23:35,224 --> 00:23:36,728 You're an independent woman. I like that. 371 00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:39,281 - Damn straight, I am. - I'm sorry. When I'm off my meds, 372 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,782 - I'm not that good with... - People? 373 00:23:40,778 --> 00:23:42,325 Especially ones I want to sleep with. 374 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,497 And I say things like that. 375 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,207 Oh, God. 376 00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,430 Hey. Hey, asshole! 377 00:24:01,131 --> 00:24:02,974 Stop it! Stop it! 378 00:24:03,425 --> 00:24:05,098 - You're gonna get us all killed! - Would you let go? 379 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,804 - Stop it! - Rex, let go of my legs! 380 00:24:06,803 --> 00:24:08,554 - Rex, let him go. - He's gonna get us all killed! 381 00:24:08,637 --> 00:24:10,856 - God. - Just be quiet up there, son. 382 00:24:10,931 --> 00:24:12,023 All right. 383 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,863 Hey! 384 00:24:19,273 --> 00:24:20,775 They call me Mr. Clean. 385 00:24:21,942 --> 00:24:23,285 So where you from? 386 00:24:25,529 --> 00:24:26,906 - No English. - Yeah? 387 00:24:27,822 --> 00:24:32,669 I've never been to No English. I hear it's right next to No Problem. 388 00:24:33,453 --> 00:24:34,955 (LAUGHING) 389 00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:41,419 There's a draught. 390 00:24:46,256 --> 00:24:47,678 I'm good. 391 00:24:48,217 --> 00:24:50,311 Make it rain, baby. 392 00:24:54,139 --> 00:24:58,645 Rooty-tooty. 393 00:24:59,269 --> 00:25:01,271 (BEEPING) 394 00:25:13,824 --> 00:25:15,076 (SCREAMING) 395 00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:20,878 (GROANING) 396 00:25:21,499 --> 00:25:22,625 Mother-roo. 397 00:25:23,751 --> 00:25:25,002 (GROANING) 398 00:25:30,090 --> 00:25:32,058 Oh, fucking bollocks! 399 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:34,348 - We have got to kill them now, all right? - Just relax. 400 00:25:34,344 --> 00:25:36,221 Does the computer still work? 401 00:25:36,805 --> 00:25:37,852 Yeah, it still works. 402 00:25:37,847 --> 00:25:40,191 All right, now how much time has that set us back? 403 00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:43,066 About an hour or so. I say we forget the vault. 404 00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:45,692 Let's just kill those muppets and do the ATMs. 405 00:25:46,689 --> 00:25:48,691 - That's blue collar. - That's blue collar, dude. 406 00:25:49,316 --> 00:25:51,410 Fine, all right, but we still gotta kill them, all right, 407 00:25:51,402 --> 00:25:52,528 because they're slowing us down. 408 00:25:52,653 --> 00:25:55,202 Put a bullet in their fucking brain. Please. 409 00:26:04,372 --> 00:26:06,124 Did we blow the ATM? 410 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:10,215 Jesus! Good to see your ugly face! 411 00:26:10,461 --> 00:26:14,591 Dude, you just ate three bricks of plastic explosives. 412 00:26:14,716 --> 00:26:16,559 But did we blow the ATM? 413 00:26:17,051 --> 00:26:18,428 Let me look. 414 00:26:22,764 --> 00:26:23,856 Uh... 415 00:26:25,892 --> 00:26:29,396 You want the good news or the bad news? 416 00:26:29,479 --> 00:26:30,571 Good news. 417 00:26:30,564 --> 00:26:33,238 The good news is we blew the door off. 418 00:26:33,942 --> 00:26:36,912 The bad news is, these ATMs got 419 00:26:38,322 --> 00:26:39,323 two doors. 420 00:26:39,406 --> 00:26:43,080 GATES: On your fucking Knees! Go, go, go! 421 00:26:43,242 --> 00:26:46,337 Hey, I ain't even pulled the trigger, man. The thing just went off. 422 00:26:46,412 --> 00:26:48,585 Hey, I don't care. Now on your fucking knees! 423 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:51,167 Okay, um... 424 00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:52,881 - Face front? - Face front! 425 00:26:53,794 --> 00:26:56,138 - Put your hands behind your head. - Hands on your fucking heads. 426 00:26:56,213 --> 00:26:58,341 They're about to die, dude. They probably don't need the echo. 427 00:26:58,591 --> 00:27:00,342 You got any ideas, bro? 428 00:27:01,051 --> 00:27:03,600 - See you on the other side, dog. - That's it? 429 00:27:03,762 --> 00:27:06,106 You're supposed to go for the brainstem, right? 430 00:27:06,097 --> 00:27:09,146 It's like less diffraction or something? 431 00:27:09,309 --> 00:27:10,777 - Hey, dude? - Yeah? 432 00:27:11,102 --> 00:27:12,445 Been cool. 433 00:27:12,937 --> 00:27:16,658 Yeah, totally cool. Wouldn't have done it with nobody else. 434 00:27:16,941 --> 00:27:19,443 Look, maybe this isn't our strongest play, practically speaking. 435 00:27:19,526 --> 00:27:21,449 Fuck, Weinstein, you said we could kill them. 436 00:27:21,445 --> 00:27:23,118 Now just show me the spot. 437 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,204 Look, next time you guys are gonna blow something up, you let us know. 438 00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:28,627 Hey, you got it, bro. 439 00:27:28,786 --> 00:27:32,336 And I just wanna thank you both personally for not killing us. 440 00:27:32,331 --> 00:27:34,550 Hang on. We're not doing them now? 441 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,719 You old fucks have completely lost your heads! 442 00:27:36,877 --> 00:27:38,128 (GUNSHOT) 443 00:27:38,252 --> 00:27:40,254 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 444 00:27:41,047 --> 00:27:43,470 What the fuck are you people doing out of the kitchen? 445 00:27:43,549 --> 00:27:46,098 Yeah, and they can fucking ID us now, man. We have to kill them all. 446 00:27:47,428 --> 00:27:48,850 (EXCLAIMING) 447 00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:52,309 You missed, be-atch! 448 00:27:52,308 --> 00:27:53,730 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 449 00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,027 No, he got you, bro. 450 00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:57,020 What? I can't hear you, boy! 451 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,693 - Your ear! - My what? 452 00:27:58,772 --> 00:28:00,900 - Other ear. - That's the one. 453 00:28:01,066 --> 00:28:02,363 What? 454 00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:08,490 Get ready to die, jism sucker. 455 00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:10,367 All right, go ahead, shoot him. Go ahead, do it. 456 00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:11,667 - I will! - Do it. 457 00:28:12,327 --> 00:28:15,831 Then I'll shoot you and this retarded cycle of violence can continue forever. 458 00:28:15,831 --> 00:28:18,333 Go on, schmuck, do it. 459 00:28:18,749 --> 00:28:21,502 What the fuck are you doing, man? Are you trying to get me shot? 460 00:28:21,502 --> 00:28:25,052 No, no, Peanut Butter, don't shoot him. 461 00:28:26,298 --> 00:28:28,346 We're better than that, man. 462 00:28:31,178 --> 00:28:34,933 Okay. Just gonna do a crawdaddy here and back off. 463 00:28:35,432 --> 00:28:37,184 Just backing on out. 464 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:40,737 Gates, move the hostages into that office up there. 465 00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:42,696 Just do it. 466 00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:52,415 You okay, sweet cookie? 467 00:28:52,991 --> 00:28:54,867 My sweet butter cookie? 468 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,220 - (YELLS) - Jeez! 469 00:29:10,299 --> 00:29:11,425 You killed Jack Hayes? 470 00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:14,477 Why in the fuck is there a hostage talking to me? 471 00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,395 Somebody murdered him, and they're gonna kill again soon. 472 00:29:16,471 --> 00:29:18,769 Look, you're talking about the guy in the windbreaker, it wasn't me. 473 00:29:18,848 --> 00:29:20,896 I didn't have an angle on him. How the fuck did you get out here? 474 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,735 - Who had the angle? - Get the fuck out of here. 475 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:24,650 What are you doing here? 476 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,606 - Can you watch the hostages, please? - Let's go! 477 00:29:26,689 --> 00:29:29,363 All right! Just calm down. You're really high-strung. 478 00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:31,452 What you need is a sedative. 479 00:29:31,444 --> 00:29:34,572 What is wrong with you? I have a gun trained on the back of your head. 480 00:29:34,571 --> 00:29:35,572 Yes. 481 00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:39,163 What were you guys talking about in there? 482 00:29:39,242 --> 00:29:42,496 He wanted to know if I thought you killed the guy in the windbreaker jacket. 483 00:29:42,579 --> 00:29:43,796 - Really? - Yes. 484 00:29:45,373 --> 00:29:46,841 - Did you? - No. 485 00:29:46,917 --> 00:29:48,169 - We're pros. - Right. 486 00:29:48,251 --> 00:29:51,471 If one of our guys killed that guy, you hostages would all be as dead as him. 487 00:29:51,463 --> 00:29:53,305 Right. He was also trying to figure out 488 00:29:53,422 --> 00:29:55,971 why exactly two bank robberies went down at the same time. 489 00:29:56,050 --> 00:29:57,347 - What, are you joking? - No. 490 00:29:57,426 --> 00:30:01,306 At 7:00 p.m. the computer guy rebooted the entire security system to new protocols. 491 00:30:01,305 --> 00:30:03,148 - Right. - The entire security system 492 00:30:03,224 --> 00:30:04,521 was down for two minutes. 493 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,978 I'm shocked there wasn't a dozen bank robbers in here tonight. 494 00:30:07,061 --> 00:30:09,484 - Darrien should know that. - Uh-huh. 495 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,072 He does know that, doesn't he? 496 00:30:12,315 --> 00:30:13,783 And you're just trying to get information out of me. 497 00:30:13,858 --> 00:30:14,859 Yeah. 498 00:30:14,984 --> 00:30:16,736 So did you kill Jack Hayes? 499 00:30:17,111 --> 00:30:19,785 You know, in all my years of taking hostages, 500 00:30:20,281 --> 00:30:22,704 you are by far the most annoying. 501 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:24,919 Right. Okay. I'm sorry. 502 00:30:27,497 --> 00:30:28,544 (DOOR OPENS) 503 00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:30,624 Get in there, Rain Man. 504 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,303 (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) 505 00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:35,595 Hey, computer guy. 506 00:30:36,088 --> 00:30:38,341 How come you only pressed 10 buttons when you called your wife before? 507 00:30:38,423 --> 00:30:39,515 What are you talking about? 508 00:30:39,508 --> 00:30:41,181 When everyone else used the phone they pressed 10 buttons 509 00:30:41,176 --> 00:30:43,804 and then they pressed Send. So that's 11 buttons. But you only pressed 10. 510 00:30:43,804 --> 00:30:45,306 I count everything, okay? 511 00:30:45,305 --> 00:30:46,727 So how come you pretended to call your wife? 512 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:49,187 Because you sold the information when the alarms would be down 513 00:30:49,267 --> 00:30:50,735 to one of the criminals, and then you got greedy 514 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:53,563 and you sold it again. Double the cash, double the robbery. 515 00:30:53,646 --> 00:30:54,863 That's why you didn't call your wife. 516 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:57,032 - Mitchell? - Want that I should rough him up? 517 00:30:57,108 --> 00:30:59,156 TRIPP: Yeah, it might be good practice for when the cops show up. 518 00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:02,325 Can we waterboard him? I saw how to do it on the Discovery Channel. 519 00:31:02,405 --> 00:31:04,078 I just need a mop and some tweezers. 520 00:31:04,156 --> 00:31:06,158 No, no, no, hey, hey, hold it. 521 00:31:06,784 --> 00:31:09,127 I did. I sold the downtime information. 522 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:11,872 - What? - But I swear to God, I only did it once. 523 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,999 Okay? And I don't even know who to. 524 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,381 Yeah, I faxed the information. They paid me in cash. 525 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,674 You've gotta believe me. 526 00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,471 Why should we trust you? 527 00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,182 No reason. 528 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:27,182 But I swear to God, I never meant anybody to get hurt. 529 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,226 And I didn't kill Jack Hayes. 530 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,348 Nobody said you did. 531 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:39,240 Oh, Jesus Christ, we should be in by now. 532 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,738 Listen, old man, if you wanna get out your stethoscope and bobby pins 533 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,195 and break into this vault 1970s style, by all means, have at it. 534 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:46,491 Otherwise, shut your fucking face, all right? 535 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,953 Jesus fucking Christ. 536 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,496 Come on, baby. 537 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,750 Yes! I'm a fucking genius. 538 00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:57,207 - Oh, good job, my man. - The dog's fucking bollocks! 539 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,961 Wait, pan left. Pan left. 540 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,092 That's not right. 541 00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:09,222 The vault specs said that the clutch was 5 centimeters. That's way thicker. Shit! 542 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:11,770 What? How long is it gonna take to burn through that? 543 00:32:11,845 --> 00:32:13,939 I don't know. An hour or two? 544 00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:15,932 - I mean, do all your jobs run this bad? - Shit. 545 00:32:16,058 --> 00:32:18,732 I mean, do I have to worry if there's enough petrol in the getaway van? 546 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:20,983 Look at me, fucko. We're past the time lock. 547 00:32:21,063 --> 00:32:22,155 We don't need you any more. 548 00:32:22,230 --> 00:32:24,323 Are you threatening me, you bald little Jew? 549 00:32:24,398 --> 00:32:28,119 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Relax! - Bald little Jews have done more for mankind 550 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:30,112 than any other kind of person, ever! 551 00:32:30,112 --> 00:32:31,329 So go fuck yourself! 552 00:32:31,405 --> 00:32:33,157 Hey, go check on Peanut Butter and Jelly. 553 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,663 Make sure they're not doing anything retarded. Go! 554 00:32:35,743 --> 00:32:37,461 - Just go. - Shit. 555 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:40,331 Relax. 556 00:32:44,626 --> 00:32:47,129 It never ends. Three thousand years we've been taking this shit. 557 00:32:47,128 --> 00:32:48,675 Yeah, I know, man, I know. 558 00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:53,435 I mean, it's not like I'm an accountant or a comedy writer or something really Jewy. 559 00:32:53,426 --> 00:32:55,599 I'm a fucking bank robber, for Christ's sake. 560 00:32:56,012 --> 00:32:57,980 You know how many Jewish bank robbers there are? 561 00:32:58,556 --> 00:33:00,274 - Not many. - Not very many! 562 00:33:00,767 --> 00:33:02,939 And even in this work environment, all they see is bagels 563 00:33:03,018 --> 00:33:05,112 and shmear and Goldman Sachs. 564 00:33:05,562 --> 00:33:07,940 Look, we're gonna burn through the clutch, all right. 565 00:33:08,023 --> 00:33:09,445 It's just gonna take a little bit more time. 566 00:33:10,567 --> 00:33:12,160 I don't know, D. 567 00:33:12,444 --> 00:33:15,448 We always said that we would bail on any job if the intel sucked. 568 00:33:15,614 --> 00:33:17,207 Already the vault specs are shit. 569 00:33:17,282 --> 00:33:18,454 We're behind schedule. 570 00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:20,999 Our number-three guy Lancelot is a fucking psycho. 571 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,666 We got two hillbillies in the lobby 572 00:33:22,662 --> 00:33:24,664 playing with weapons-grade plastic explosives. 573 00:33:24,747 --> 00:33:26,624 Our faces are in the open. 574 00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:29,294 Ten years ago, we would've bailed. 575 00:33:29,419 --> 00:33:30,636 You know I'm right. 576 00:33:31,129 --> 00:33:32,676 Ten years ago we weren't in a recession. 577 00:33:32,755 --> 00:33:34,223 Fucking bubble! 578 00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:37,472 Look, look, listen to me. I'm about to be 40 in a couple of years. 579 00:33:37,468 --> 00:33:38,890 That's like 80 in criminal years. 580 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:40,687 Shit, I should be out of the game by now. 581 00:33:41,096 --> 00:33:43,098 But fuck, man, I need the money more than ever. 582 00:33:43,473 --> 00:33:45,692 You know, I just got my little girl some fucking braces? 583 00:33:45,684 --> 00:33:47,027 - Yeah? - Yeah, the Invisalign. 584 00:33:47,018 --> 00:33:49,066 - No. - Yeah, not that cheap ceramic shit, either. 585 00:33:49,146 --> 00:33:50,318 - Nine grand a pop. - Fuck! 586 00:33:50,313 --> 00:33:51,690 Yeah, tell me about it. 587 00:33:51,690 --> 00:33:53,692 And they call us criminals. We should've been dentists. 588 00:33:53,817 --> 00:33:55,819 - We should've been dentists! - You're absolutely right. 589 00:33:55,902 --> 00:33:58,997 Except, well, technically we'd be orthodontists. But fuck that. Listen. 590 00:33:58,989 --> 00:34:01,491 Go and take the hostages on a bathroom break, all right? 591 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:03,539 I'll start on the clutch. 592 00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:05,332 Look, man, we'll get through this. 593 00:34:05,995 --> 00:34:08,339 All right? We always do. 594 00:34:10,332 --> 00:34:11,675 All right? 595 00:34:15,838 --> 00:34:19,683 Okay, so, we're gonna slide this C-4 into that door crack there 596 00:34:19,674 --> 00:34:21,426 and punch the door out. 597 00:34:21,509 --> 00:34:24,137 - Like opening a beer can. - Yeah. Yeah. 598 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,608 Oh, you fucking mugs are the worst bank robbers I've ever seen. 599 00:34:28,683 --> 00:34:29,855 - Do you know that? - JELLY: Yeah? 600 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:33,905 You Know, you just blew my ear off like 15 minutes ago, so you'll pardon me 601 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:36,616 if I just let your little comments go in one ear and out the other. 602 00:34:36,691 --> 00:34:38,283 (LAUGHING) 603 00:34:40,736 --> 00:34:42,033 What? 604 00:34:42,029 --> 00:34:44,248 You only got one ear, bro. 605 00:34:45,282 --> 00:34:47,751 Hey, it's an expression, dude. 606 00:34:47,826 --> 00:34:49,703 I can't believe you're siding with him. 607 00:34:51,955 --> 00:34:55,255 Listen, we cannot let them divide us, man. 608 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,543 You know they just trying to lower our ranking. 609 00:34:57,627 --> 00:34:59,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. 610 00:35:00,046 --> 00:35:01,423 You muppets are ranked? 611 00:35:01,631 --> 00:35:02,928 You bet your sweet ass. 612 00:35:02,924 --> 00:35:05,848 Yes, sir, we are. Higher than you, probably. 613 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:08,558 Oh, yeah? Do you wanna bet? 614 00:35:08,846 --> 00:35:10,223 - Bring it on. - Yeah? 615 00:35:10,306 --> 00:35:11,353 Let's go. 616 00:35:12,016 --> 00:35:13,393 GATES: Let's see where we're at. 617 00:35:13,392 --> 00:35:16,645 I did not know they posted the rankings on the Internets here. 618 00:35:16,728 --> 00:35:18,901 Hey, Jelly, you remember that one website? 619 00:35:18,897 --> 00:35:21,070 Yes. We got cyber-whipped. 620 00:35:21,358 --> 00:35:24,737 - You ever been cyber-whipped? - No, I have never been cyber-whipped. 621 00:35:24,903 --> 00:35:27,747 PEANUT BUTTER: We got mixed feelings about the whole experience, 622 00:35:27,739 --> 00:35:29,332 but in a humdrum life, 623 00:35:29,449 --> 00:35:32,293 you gotta take your fantasies where you can find them, you know? 624 00:35:32,369 --> 00:35:34,588 - See any clues? - No, I need to get closer. 625 00:35:34,788 --> 00:35:36,334 How are you gonna do that? 626 00:35:36,413 --> 00:35:37,756 I'm working on it. 627 00:35:43,003 --> 00:35:44,425 You doing okay? 628 00:35:44,505 --> 00:35:48,100 Yeah. I'm good. Fine. I'm good. 629 00:35:48,509 --> 00:35:50,511 What are you, like ADD or something? 630 00:35:50,594 --> 00:35:51,641 No. 631 00:35:52,054 --> 00:35:54,647 You don't have to be defensive, Tripp. We've all got our own stuff. 632 00:35:54,722 --> 00:35:56,770 I'm not squirreling away Xanax for nothing. 633 00:35:56,766 --> 00:35:58,188 Why are you taking Xanax? 634 00:35:58,268 --> 00:36:00,987 Uh, I don't know. Pre-wedding jitters, I guess. 635 00:36:01,062 --> 00:36:02,689 That's because you know Max is not right for you. 636 00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,858 Oh, yes, right, of course. 637 00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:07,114 That must be it. What do you take? 638 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,452 What don't I take? 639 00:36:08,778 --> 00:36:09,870 Street or prescript? 640 00:36:09,946 --> 00:36:12,495 Oh, prescription. Never trust anything from the street. 641 00:36:14,825 --> 00:36:16,793 What do you take it for? 642 00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:21,123 All right, you don't have to tell me. 643 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:24,675 Shuts off the TVs. 644 00:36:24,668 --> 00:36:27,171 Hmm. Interesting. Care to elaborate? 645 00:36:27,462 --> 00:36:29,180 How do I explain this? 646 00:36:29,506 --> 00:36:32,554 I've seen hundreds of doctors and they've given me hundreds of diagnoses. 647 00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:34,556 Without my meds, it's like... 648 00:36:34,635 --> 00:36:35,978 It's like 649 00:36:38,973 --> 00:36:40,566 I'm in front of a lot of TVs, 650 00:36:40,641 --> 00:36:42,063 they're all on different channels. 651 00:36:42,143 --> 00:36:44,987 A normal person can focus on one. 652 00:36:44,979 --> 00:36:47,107 I have to take in all of them at the same time. 653 00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:48,903 Can you turn them off? 654 00:36:48,983 --> 00:36:53,362 No. I wish I could, believe me. I've tried everything. 655 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:55,330 (FLUSHING) 656 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,826 Channel surf? 657 00:36:58,909 --> 00:37:00,126 No. 658 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,795 - Drag. - Yes. 659 00:37:02,746 --> 00:37:06,125 Well, you know what they say. Normal's just a cycle on the washing machine. 660 00:37:06,249 --> 00:37:08,092 To the crazy person, the normal are insane. 661 00:37:15,341 --> 00:37:18,936 GATES: Right, this is the FBI's Most Wanted for banks. 662 00:37:19,011 --> 00:37:22,185 Number one, Vicellous Drum. Man, he's overrated. 663 00:37:22,389 --> 00:37:25,734 I don't know, bro. Perfect getaway record. 664 00:37:26,185 --> 00:37:28,404 Highest take-per-heist ratio. 665 00:37:28,395 --> 00:37:32,524 And his jobs is planned to a T. Run like fat people to the buffet. 666 00:37:33,191 --> 00:37:35,364 Yeah, I know, but I mean, look at that Baltimore job. 667 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,863 Twenty kills? That seems, you know, excessive. 668 00:37:38,071 --> 00:37:41,041 - Walked away with eight figures. - Yeah, whatever. All right. 669 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,993 And number two is Mick Nylon and his crew. 670 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,630 And number three is Alexis Black and she's pretty good for a girl. 671 00:37:47,705 --> 00:37:49,957 And there's Darrien and Weinstein at number 12. 672 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,543 Now, they've been at it for over 15 years, 673 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:54,590 so they have a lot more credits than me. 674 00:37:54,711 --> 00:37:55,963 (CLACKING KEYS) 675 00:37:56,296 --> 00:37:58,298 - And there's me, 68... - Sixty-eight. 676 00:37:58,382 --> 00:38:02,057 ...in banks, but I'm 4 in cyber-grift. 677 00:38:02,177 --> 00:38:04,805 Hey! Good for you, there. 678 00:38:04,888 --> 00:38:08,232 Hey, you know what? Now I can go around and I can say I got my ear shot off 679 00:38:08,307 --> 00:38:11,686 by the fourth-best cyber-grifter in the country. 680 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,439 - Yeah, you could say that. - Hey, you wanna shoot my pinkie off? 681 00:38:16,357 --> 00:38:17,904 Did you just punch me in the arm? 682 00:38:17,984 --> 00:38:19,281 Did he just punch me in the arm? 683 00:38:19,276 --> 00:38:21,574 Okay, now, where are we ranked? 684 00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:23,288 - Come on. - All right. 685 00:38:24,365 --> 00:38:28,619 We're number 674? 686 00:38:28,702 --> 00:38:33,333 Well, they probably ain't took into account that international job we just pulled. 687 00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,752 - We hit a Jiffy Lube in Winnipeg. - No, it's here. 688 00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:40,635 You got picked up in Saginaw after your car broke down. 689 00:38:40,797 --> 00:38:42,424 Right. The engine gummed up. 690 00:38:42,424 --> 00:38:45,268 What, your engine gummed up after robbing a fucking Jiffy Lube store? 691 00:38:45,343 --> 00:38:47,140 You know, it's not that ironic to us. 692 00:38:50,931 --> 00:38:54,276 Oh, God. I broke the chain, man. 693 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,780 They're gonna fucking kill me. Jesus God in heaven! 694 00:38:57,938 --> 00:39:01,033 Relax. You can always turn state's evidence and go to jail. 695 00:39:01,191 --> 00:39:03,285 What? Is that supposed to make me feel better? 696 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,782 Ah, the joint ain't so bad. 697 00:39:04,986 --> 00:39:06,909 Really, it's not as gay as everyone thinks. 698 00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:11,375 Well, for you it might be. You're pretty rapeable. 699 00:39:13,327 --> 00:39:14,499 (VOMITS) 700 00:39:14,495 --> 00:39:17,795 Come on, man! Gross! Hey, a little help in here! 701 00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:19,467 (COUGHING) 702 00:39:22,879 --> 00:39:24,630 They figure out you're the snitch, Mitch? 703 00:39:28,508 --> 00:39:30,556 Let's go. Let's go. Move. 704 00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,767 - Come on. - Okay. 705 00:39:33,305 --> 00:39:35,353 Go. Get out of here. 706 00:39:41,063 --> 00:39:42,815 Gates, will you cover the bathroom break? 707 00:39:42,898 --> 00:39:44,524 I gotta get this guy some Pepto. 708 00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:47,611 Oh, sorry, guys. I shall see you later. 709 00:40:10,006 --> 00:40:14,386 Set 'em up to knock 'em down. 710 00:40:21,184 --> 00:40:22,355 Okay. 711 00:40:23,185 --> 00:40:24,437 Yeah. 712 00:40:24,853 --> 00:40:28,448 Well, guess you did blow the last one. 713 00:40:28,524 --> 00:40:32,870 Well, now, you also took one for the team with your ear and all, so... 714 00:40:34,404 --> 00:40:35,906 I got an idea. 715 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,083 Hey, Bono! 716 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:42,128 What say we borrow one of the hostages? 717 00:40:42,245 --> 00:40:43,997 They is half ours, ain't they? 718 00:40:44,539 --> 00:40:47,088 You wanna pick teams or something? Eh? 719 00:40:49,836 --> 00:40:52,305 - The hottie. - Mother-roo. 720 00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:55,391 Okay, we'll take the sort of quasi-hottie. 721 00:40:55,466 --> 00:40:57,218 Oh, I think you're a full-on hottie. 722 00:40:57,218 --> 00:40:59,016 GATES: All right, I'll take, uh... 723 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:03,724 Oh, fuck it, cue ball and creepy mustache with me. 724 00:41:04,307 --> 00:41:07,356 Black chick, freak show and closet homosexual with them. 725 00:41:08,979 --> 00:41:10,731 - What? - I need to go to the lavatory. 726 00:41:11,314 --> 00:41:13,817 Didn't you just piss? What, you gotta re-piss? 727 00:41:14,025 --> 00:41:15,902 What, is there something wrong with your willy? 728 00:41:16,236 --> 00:41:19,239 No, I just... I need... I have e bit of e condition. 729 00:41:19,321 --> 00:41:21,039 All right, fuck it, go on. 730 00:41:24,451 --> 00:41:25,919 (DOOR CLOSES) 731 00:41:26,912 --> 00:41:29,461 PEANUT BUTTER: Okay, now for the sake of team spirit, 732 00:41:29,832 --> 00:41:32,176 - we gonna be called the Badgers. - Mystic Lightning! 733 00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:34,800 What? No, not Mystic Lightning. I hate that name. 734 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,513 Oh, so, what, badgers are cool? 735 00:41:36,714 --> 00:41:40,183 Badgers are tunnel-dwelling rodents who live on garbage and poop, dude. 736 00:41:40,258 --> 00:41:42,101 They are not inspirational animals. 737 00:41:42,093 --> 00:41:45,267 Bro, you got to choose Peanut Butter and Jelly. I get this one. 738 00:41:46,181 --> 00:41:47,273 Fine. 739 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,735 Okay, so, for our first activity, 740 00:41:50,852 --> 00:41:53,731 we need one very special badger, 741 00:41:54,105 --> 00:41:56,107 preferably who can read Chinese, 742 00:41:56,441 --> 00:41:59,990 to detonate some totally not dangerous explosives for us. 743 00:42:00,277 --> 00:42:03,281 Dude, if you ask like that, no one is gonna volunteer. 744 00:42:03,447 --> 00:42:04,664 - I'll do it. - What? 745 00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:06,287 (WHISPERING) I need to see Jack Hayes. 746 00:42:06,366 --> 00:42:08,164 - See? - All right. 747 00:42:08,410 --> 00:42:10,458 The man is dead. There's nothing you can do for him. 748 00:42:10,454 --> 00:42:12,172 - Oh, my God, you like me. - I do not like you. 749 00:42:12,164 --> 00:42:13,791 - This is really unexpected. - Oh, my God, I don't like you. 750 00:42:13,874 --> 00:42:15,672 I really didn't think I had a shot. 751 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,384 How is Max gonna react to this? 752 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:20,930 You know what? Fuck off. Go get maimed. See if I care. Go on, beat it. 753 00:42:24,967 --> 00:42:26,765 - I'm not gay. - This is not the time. 754 00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:27,970 (DOOR CLOSING) 755 00:42:39,481 --> 00:42:41,449 Okay, now here's what's supposed to happen. 756 00:42:42,317 --> 00:42:44,911 You jam the igniter into the C-4, 757 00:42:44,986 --> 00:42:47,956 you stroll casually to a safe location, 758 00:42:48,073 --> 00:42:49,620 and I press the detonator. 759 00:42:50,158 --> 00:42:52,081 Here's what's actually gonna happen. 760 00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:55,463 Igniter into C-4, huge explosion, 761 00:42:55,537 --> 00:42:58,006 and you get launched across the bank 762 00:42:58,082 --> 00:43:01,837 and we find you in a pile of rubble. Okay? 763 00:43:03,003 --> 00:43:04,346 Good luck. 764 00:43:11,387 --> 00:43:14,185 Okay, bro, good to go! 765 00:43:16,474 --> 00:43:17,896 (EXHALES) 766 00:43:18,685 --> 00:43:21,609 - He is not the smartest badger. - No. 767 00:43:29,529 --> 00:43:30,997 (BEEPING) 768 00:43:44,084 --> 00:43:45,301 Huh. 769 00:43:58,597 --> 00:43:59,974 Mother-roo. 770 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:08,074 Son of a bitch! 771 00:44:08,899 --> 00:44:12,744 New rule! From here on out, we only rob human beings. 772 00:44:12,902 --> 00:44:14,779 This is fucking ridiculous. 773 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:31,720 Locked! Of course they're fucking locked. Of course. 774 00:44:32,254 --> 00:44:35,258 Why does this bank hate us? 775 00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:39,853 Oh, I found some nickels. 776 00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:44,392 Fucking nickels. Stupidest goddamn coin on the planet. 777 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,817 Hey, Jelly. 778 00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:49,692 Things is looking up. I just found us a bunch of nickels. 779 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,780 (MUTTERING) They shot him from there. 780 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,150 Went through him this way... 781 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,361 Drop the gun, bro. 782 00:44:57,987 --> 00:45:00,365 You heard the man. Drop it. 783 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:03,122 Put the gun down! Put it down! 784 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:05,621 Put the fucking gun down, dude. 785 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:08,000 Yo! Earth to dude! 786 00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,790 - Drop the fucking gun! - Drop the fucking gun! 787 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,420 Put the fucking gun down! 788 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:14,837 - Drop the gun! - Drop the gun, dude! 789 00:45:14,836 --> 00:45:15,883 What the fuck are you waiting on? 790 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:17,551 (ALL CLAMORING) 791 00:45:17,964 --> 00:45:19,341 PEANUT BUTTER: Put the gun down! 792 00:45:19,966 --> 00:45:20,967 Guys, what's up? 793 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,346 Drop the gun. 794 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,647 This? I found it on him. 795 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:32,029 I ain't interested in the fucking provenance of the gun. Just put her on the ground. 796 00:45:36,816 --> 00:45:38,489 You gotta be kidding me. 797 00:45:39,652 --> 00:45:43,498 Dude, I know that we're sort of the junior varsity team around here, 798 00:45:43,614 --> 00:45:46,708 but we'd appreciate it if you'd surrender your weapon to us 799 00:45:46,783 --> 00:45:49,127 when we're holding you at gunpoint. 800 00:45:49,828 --> 00:45:51,501 This fucking thing is FBI issue. 801 00:45:52,831 --> 00:45:55,004 FBI? That's interesting. 802 00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:59,888 Wait a minute. An FBI agent tried to rob this bank too? 803 00:46:01,256 --> 00:46:03,384 Or he was here investigating somebody. 804 00:46:03,383 --> 00:46:05,851 We have at least five wanted criminals in this bank. Right? 805 00:46:07,094 --> 00:46:09,142 What the fuck is going on here? 806 00:46:10,013 --> 00:46:11,390 - Bingo. - You got it? 807 00:46:11,807 --> 00:46:13,354 Nope. 808 00:46:13,892 --> 00:46:16,736 I found that missing piece to your ear. 809 00:46:17,062 --> 00:46:18,860 Now, if you gotta faint, I got ya. 810 00:46:18,981 --> 00:46:21,860 Okay. Peanut Butter and Jelly came through the front door there. 811 00:46:21,942 --> 00:46:23,444 Darrien and Gates came down the stairs there. 812 00:46:23,527 --> 00:46:25,745 Bullets flew north-south. The blood splattered east-west. 813 00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:28,369 If he got caught in the Crossfire, it'd be north-south. 814 00:46:29,198 --> 00:46:31,200 Darrien and Gates were on the wrong axis. 815 00:46:33,411 --> 00:46:34,913 So were Peanut Butter and Jelly. 816 00:46:36,372 --> 00:46:38,921 The FBI guy, Jack Hayes, was dead center. 817 00:46:38,916 --> 00:46:41,339 With him in that position, only two guys could've shot him. 818 00:46:41,419 --> 00:46:44,046 Mitchell the computer guy. But he wasn't armed. 819 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,100 So if you eliminate that option, there's only one other possibility. 820 00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:50,553 The murderer must be 821 00:46:54,473 --> 00:46:55,474 Weinstein. 822 00:47:01,396 --> 00:47:02,772 (ALL GROANING) 823 00:47:05,566 --> 00:47:06,567 - Weinstein? - Yeah. 824 00:47:06,650 --> 00:47:08,243 - You absolutely sure? - Absolutely. 825 00:47:08,694 --> 00:47:11,743 Weinstein, what's your 20? Oh, shit. 826 00:47:20,831 --> 00:47:21,922 Oh, Shit. 827 00:47:26,461 --> 00:47:27,929 Shit, they shot each other. 828 00:47:29,297 --> 00:47:30,344 No, no. 829 00:47:30,590 --> 00:47:33,594 There's no fucking way that this asshole was able to draw faster than Weinstein. 830 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:36,429 No way. And where the fuck could he get a gun and a silencer? 831 00:47:36,429 --> 00:47:38,227 What do you make of this, here, spaceman? 832 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:42,185 I reckon that Weinstein's pissed because the computer guy invited two parties to the heist, 833 00:47:42,267 --> 00:47:45,487 and the computer guy, he's mad because Weinstein killed the FBI guy. 834 00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:48,190 And they both confront each other, both draw, both die. 835 00:47:48,357 --> 00:47:50,655 Why would Weinstein confront him now? 836 00:47:50,651 --> 00:47:51,652 Surprise the bastard. 837 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:54,363 And why would Weinstein kill an FBI agent in the middle of a bank heist? 838 00:47:54,446 --> 00:47:55,618 To surprise the bastard. 839 00:47:55,614 --> 00:47:58,163 Weinstein had the computer guy at gunpoint when he came into the kitchen, 840 00:47:58,158 --> 00:47:59,830 but the computer guy got two shots into him. 841 00:47:59,825 --> 00:48:02,704 Well, maybe someone surprised somebody else in some other manner. 842 00:48:02,787 --> 00:48:05,131 What if it wasn't a confrontational moment? What if they were allies? 843 00:48:05,206 --> 00:48:06,207 Hey. 844 00:48:06,707 --> 00:48:09,961 You better watch your fucking mouth when you talk about my friend. 845 00:48:10,169 --> 00:48:12,171 He would never turn on me, ever. 846 00:48:12,797 --> 00:48:14,891 We've been working together for 15 years now. 847 00:48:15,049 --> 00:48:17,143 And that means something in this fucking business. 848 00:48:18,052 --> 00:48:20,804 Besides, the only people that had access to the kitchen were, uh, 849 00:48:21,429 --> 00:48:23,181 only Peanut Butter, Jelly and... 850 00:48:25,684 --> 00:48:26,731 - And you, Gates... - Oh. 851 00:48:26,810 --> 00:48:28,437 ...had access to the kitchen. 852 00:48:28,562 --> 00:48:30,280 And the hostages upstairs in the ceiling. 853 00:48:31,106 --> 00:48:34,155 Wait a minute. The hostages are crawling around in the fucking ceiling now. 854 00:48:34,693 --> 00:48:36,695 You see that? This is it. This job is over. 855 00:48:36,778 --> 00:48:39,997 No, no, wait, wait. You, wait here! Darrien. Darrien, mate, listen. 856 00:48:40,864 --> 00:48:41,865 Listen to me, all right? 857 00:48:58,339 --> 00:48:59,932 That's kind of weird. 858 00:49:04,554 --> 00:49:05,555 Hmm. 859 00:49:09,559 --> 00:49:13,314 Well, PB, what are we gonna do now? 860 00:49:13,688 --> 00:49:15,031 I got nothing, bro. 861 00:49:15,689 --> 00:49:20,536 Except I'm gonna get this piece of ear into the freezer up there. 862 00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:26,868 Buddy, I swear, if you was a woman, I'd marry you. 863 00:49:28,076 --> 00:49:30,454 Well, I ain't. 864 00:49:39,962 --> 00:49:43,307 Whoa, bro. You coming downstairs with me. 865 00:49:44,884 --> 00:49:47,228 Where's the clicker? We need it to get out of here. 866 00:49:47,511 --> 00:49:50,640 So there are a couple more dead bodies. That means we change the plan, all right? 867 00:49:50,723 --> 00:49:52,441 It doesn’t mean we call off the job. 868 00:49:52,433 --> 00:49:54,981 The plan? You know what they say about plans, don't ya? 869 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:56,152 No, what do they say? 870 00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:59,606 They say if you wanna make God laugh, tell him all about your fucking plans. 871 00:49:59,606 --> 00:50:00,778 And believe me, 872 00:50:00,774 --> 00:50:03,698 that motherfuckers up there laughing his ass off at us right now, 873 00:50:03,902 --> 00:50:06,655 because ever since we entered this miserable fucking bank, 874 00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:09,283 nothing has gone according to the goddamn plan! 875 00:50:09,449 --> 00:50:10,746 Now where's the goddamn clicker? 876 00:50:10,867 --> 00:50:11,914 Weinstein had it, all right? 877 00:50:11,993 --> 00:50:13,619 Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. But where did he put it? 878 00:50:13,702 --> 00:50:15,295 I don't know where he put it. All right, listen, Darrien. 879 00:50:15,371 --> 00:50:17,965 Just listen to me, all right? Just calm down and listen to me, all right? 880 00:50:17,956 --> 00:50:19,833 We should've gotten out of here a long fucking time ago. 881 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:21,635 - No, no, listen, mate. - it's over. 882 00:50:21,710 --> 00:50:23,132 We need that to bust the clutch, yeah? 883 00:50:23,128 --> 00:50:24,755 Yeah, well, I need it to cut my way out. 884 00:50:24,838 --> 00:50:27,637 Don't fuck me over here, right, 'cause I wanna stay here and do this bank. 885 00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:29,101 The bank job is a bust! 886 00:50:29,176 --> 00:50:30,803 It's not a fucking bust. Listen to me, all right. 887 00:50:30,886 --> 00:50:33,889 Me and you sitting on a desert island somewhere, "sucky-sucky, 5 dollar," 888 00:50:33,971 --> 00:50:35,348 lots of birds, all that sort of shit. 889 00:50:35,431 --> 00:50:37,354 Think about it. It's a good fucking option for you, mate. 890 00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:38,434 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 891 00:50:38,518 --> 00:50:40,316 Oh, look, Darrien, come on, mate. You blow the fuck... 892 00:50:40,395 --> 00:50:42,272 Darrien! Come on, man. 893 00:50:42,647 --> 00:50:44,775 The bolts are retracted. It's just a motor left. 894 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:47,156 - This will drastically... - Get the fuck off me! 895 00:50:47,276 --> 00:50:49,370 Look this will drastically affect your rankings, mate. 896 00:50:49,445 --> 00:50:51,162 That's all I'm fucking saying, all right. 897 00:50:51,697 --> 00:50:53,791 And I thought you people had balls! 898 00:50:53,865 --> 00:50:56,994 You're a fucking disgrace to black criminals everywhere! 899 00:50:59,162 --> 00:51:00,163 Fuck you. 900 00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:05,799 Shit! Fucking shit! 901 00:51:18,013 --> 00:51:19,936 GATES: I know tonight's been a complete and utter fuck-up. 902 00:51:20,099 --> 00:51:22,147 But not any more! No, no. 903 00:51:22,351 --> 00:51:26,322 Now there is only one robbery team, the three of us. 904 00:51:26,397 --> 00:51:27,649 Hey, can we be Mystic Lightning? 905 00:51:27,732 --> 00:51:30,860 No, you can't be fucking Mystic Lightning, you muppet. 906 00:51:31,234 --> 00:51:32,451 (GRUNTING) 907 00:51:33,486 --> 00:51:36,706 No more bathroom breaks. No more perks, no more cushy treatment. 908 00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:39,705 This shit just got really fucking real! 909 00:51:41,995 --> 00:51:46,922 And because there is now only one army, there is now only one general. 910 00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:50,761 Me, all right? I'm the fucking general. 911 00:51:52,171 --> 00:51:54,219 I'm in complete control. 912 00:51:54,214 --> 00:51:57,058 Nothing happens here without me saying so, all right? 913 00:51:58,802 --> 00:52:00,224 (SCREAMING) 914 00:52:03,098 --> 00:52:04,270 (ALL SCREAM) 915 00:52:05,517 --> 00:52:07,860 Oh, fucking come on. 916 00:52:08,770 --> 00:52:11,523 Honestly, I don't know why I fucking bother. 917 00:52:17,987 --> 00:52:20,661 Now go on, take the hostages up the office. Go on. 918 00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:22,200 Go on. 919 00:52:22,283 --> 00:52:24,536 All right, everybody, you heard the man. 920 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:28,755 Come on, come on, get moving. Everybody up the stairs. Let's go, let's go. 921 00:52:29,372 --> 00:52:31,170 Did you rig his blowtorch? 922 00:52:31,958 --> 00:52:35,087 No, I fucking didn't. And I suppose you wankers didn't either, right? 923 00:52:35,086 --> 00:52:36,087 Nope. 924 00:52:37,672 --> 00:52:42,644 So what's next? Do we start with the vault or do we kill all the hostages? 925 00:52:44,054 --> 00:52:46,556 Oh, uh, definitely the vault. 926 00:52:47,014 --> 00:52:50,518 We find that having hostages around can be real handy. 927 00:52:50,684 --> 00:52:54,484 You can use them as human shields, or they can fetch stuff for you, like 928 00:52:55,189 --> 00:52:57,692 - bags of money or snacks. - Fine. 929 00:52:59,485 --> 00:53:01,362 All right, we start with the vault on one condition. 930 00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:06,496 When the time comes to do 'em, I get to do 'em all. 931 00:53:08,243 --> 00:53:09,290 Yeah? 932 00:53:09,702 --> 00:53:13,957 Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem. We ain't really into mass murder. 933 00:53:14,290 --> 00:53:16,384 But if that's part of your MO., 934 00:53:16,918 --> 00:53:18,340 that's totally cool with us. 935 00:53:19,504 --> 00:53:20,505 All right, let's do it. 936 00:53:22,215 --> 00:53:24,467 Yeah? Come on, let's get to work. 937 00:53:32,349 --> 00:53:33,475 (SIGHS) 938 00:53:33,475 --> 00:53:34,567 You okay? 939 00:53:35,644 --> 00:53:38,147 Oh, I'm great. This is so much better than flying first class, 940 00:53:38,146 --> 00:53:40,023 drinking champagne, going to my wedding. 941 00:53:40,107 --> 00:53:42,780 If you could walk out of the bank with the money, would you still need Max? 942 00:53:42,859 --> 00:53:46,329 Oh, God. Seriously, Tripp, you have got to let this go. 943 00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:48,122 I can't let anything go. I'm obsessive. 944 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,208 If you had the money, would you still need Max? 945 00:53:51,284 --> 00:53:52,285 Yes, I would. 946 00:53:52,493 --> 00:53:54,336 - What, to open the door for you? - Sure. 947 00:53:54,328 --> 00:53:56,376 - To cuddle you at night? - I'm not so big on cuddling. 948 00:53:56,455 --> 00:53:57,707 Take you to Mom and Dad for the weekend? 949 00:53:57,790 --> 00:54:00,134 - My mom happens to love him. - You know what the problem is? 950 00:54:00,126 --> 00:54:02,878 Everybody says money can't buy happiness, but nobody actually believes it. 951 00:54:03,003 --> 00:54:05,472 Tripp, your persistence is touching. It really is. 952 00:54:05,547 --> 00:54:07,800 But at 5:00 a.m. I walk out of here and go back to Max. 953 00:54:08,091 --> 00:54:09,468 So you're saying I have until 5:00 a.m. 954 00:54:09,551 --> 00:54:12,395 No! That is not what I'm saying. 955 00:54:15,599 --> 00:54:17,146 GATES: Now, since the torch is blown, 956 00:54:17,934 --> 00:54:20,608 we'll use a controlled blast with your C-4 on the clutch there. 957 00:54:20,812 --> 00:54:22,905 Oh, we all about the controlled blast. 958 00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:25,733 Yeah, that'd be a nice change of pace. 959 00:54:25,941 --> 00:54:29,115 And I just want you lads to know that I'm not just using you for your explosives. 960 00:54:29,361 --> 00:54:30,704 Oh, we ain't thought that. 961 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,872 Just go and check on that now. 962 00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:43,421 - Ro-sham-bo? - Okay. 963 00:54:43,666 --> 00:54:48,547 But no pee, no sneak attacks, no dynamite, no Apache helicopters, 964 00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:51,849 - and no nuclear weapons. - Just go and check on them, all right? 965 00:54:51,925 --> 00:54:53,723 And kill whoever's up there. 966 00:54:59,890 --> 00:55:02,359 Dang! He always throws scissors. 967 00:55:02,351 --> 00:55:04,854 Why do I go with paper? Why, Jelly? 968 00:55:04,937 --> 00:55:08,942 Why do you always go with paper? You know he's going with scissors. Go with rock. 969 00:55:16,198 --> 00:55:17,245 Yo. 970 00:55:20,952 --> 00:55:22,124 Hello. 971 00:55:29,251 --> 00:55:30,673 Anybody in here? 972 00:55:31,879 --> 00:55:32,880 Hmm? 973 00:55:40,428 --> 00:55:41,771 Hey, man. 974 00:55:43,014 --> 00:55:44,266 I know you're in here. 975 00:55:44,516 --> 00:55:46,268 I don't wanna shoot you, Tripp. Okay? 976 00:55:46,768 --> 00:55:47,769 I just... 977 00:55:50,855 --> 00:55:52,983 I just wanna rob banks. 978 00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:57,494 And I don't know what's happening any more. 979 00:55:58,195 --> 00:55:59,412 With the heist? 980 00:56:00,614 --> 00:56:03,413 Yeah with the... With the heist. With everything. 981 00:56:03,742 --> 00:56:06,291 I should be the happiest guy in the world right now. 982 00:56:06,912 --> 00:56:09,290 I got a great job. I work with my best friend. 983 00:56:09,373 --> 00:56:10,841 The hours, they're ideal. 984 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,502 But we never had to shoot people before, you know? 985 00:56:13,585 --> 00:56:15,427 We never had to kill anybody before. 986 00:56:20,883 --> 00:56:23,056 Man, can you please just come out of there? 987 00:56:23,261 --> 00:56:26,231 You know, it's weird saying all this stuff to a photocopier. 988 00:56:27,390 --> 00:56:30,860 - Look, I am not trying to be negative, okay? - Okay. 989 00:56:31,102 --> 00:56:32,945 It's... All I'm saying is 990 00:56:34,604 --> 00:56:38,825 maybe I'm not good at robbing banks, you know? 991 00:56:39,067 --> 00:56:41,866 Maybe this is not what Jesus put me on this earth to do. 992 00:56:41,945 --> 00:56:44,994 I mean, my grandfather, he sold moonshine 993 00:56:45,574 --> 00:56:47,997 My father was a repeat sex offender. 994 00:56:48,076 --> 00:56:50,374 I mean, being a criminal is in my blood. 995 00:56:52,497 --> 00:56:53,918 But between you and me, 996 00:56:54,832 --> 00:56:58,177 it's always been my dream to work in a water park. 997 00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:00,884 I hear you. 998 00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:04,888 You know, for whatever it's worth, I think you're a really great bank robber. 999 00:57:05,676 --> 00:57:07,053 - You mean that? - Mmm-hmm. 1000 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:10,063 I mean, you're not just saying that 'cause I got a gun pointed at your dick? 1001 00:57:10,139 --> 00:57:13,438 No, no. Listen. Nothing that has gone wrong here tonight is your fault. 1002 00:57:14,851 --> 00:57:15,898 You're being sabotaged. 1003 00:57:16,728 --> 00:57:18,480 Here, look. Look at this. Easy. 1004 00:57:18,938 --> 00:57:21,487 - I'm gonna show you something. See? - Hey! 1005 00:57:21,941 --> 00:57:23,693 Hey, where'd you... 1006 00:57:23,693 --> 00:57:25,320 Oh, man, where'd you get those? 1007 00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:27,493 I stole these from your suitcase earlier. But listen. 1008 00:57:27,572 --> 00:57:31,792 Look, watch. Even with... Even with a foreign bandwidth interference, 1009 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:35,253 the detonator should work. Watch. 1010 00:57:37,706 --> 00:57:40,209 Nothing. Who modified this for you? 1011 00:57:40,292 --> 00:57:42,841 - Our point man. Are you okay? - No. Who's your point man? 1012 00:57:42,836 --> 00:57:44,554 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to tell you that. 1013 00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:46,173 Whoever modified these is trying to kill you. 1014 00:57:46,590 --> 00:57:48,183 It's either your point man or... 1015 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:52,891 - How well do you know Peanut Butter? - Hey, bro! 1016 00:57:54,597 --> 00:57:56,725 Me and Peanut Butter, we're like brothers, you understand me? 1017 00:57:56,808 --> 00:57:59,357 - Yeah! Yeah! - No, actually my brother is a prick. 1018 00:57:59,352 --> 00:58:03,073 Me and Peanut Butter are like a couple of best-friend gay dudes in a bathtub. 1019 00:58:03,189 --> 00:58:05,658 That's how fucking tight we are. Okay? 1020 00:58:05,817 --> 00:58:09,196 Look. There's a lot of money at play. 1021 00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:11,822 You have to look at all the angles. 1022 00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:16,418 You know, he did know about that freezer 1023 00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,411 even though we had never been in that kitchen. 1024 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,415 Then again, it is a kitchen. 1025 00:58:22,707 --> 00:58:24,254 - Touché. - Who's your point man? 1026 00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:28,388 Look at me, man. I'm a fucking mess. You can trust me. Who's your point man? 1027 00:58:32,007 --> 00:58:34,886 All right, fine, here. There. Look at it. 1028 00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:39,144 Name's Vicellous Drum. We never met him. 1029 00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:41,772 But his cheques cleared and his info was straight. 1030 00:58:42,434 --> 00:58:43,902 Never saw a face, just a fax. 1031 00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:45,229 Is getting a fax normal? 1032 00:58:45,354 --> 00:58:48,607 (SCOFFS) Yeah, yeah, you think everybody'd be into the e-mail, right? 1033 00:58:48,606 --> 00:58:51,610 Nah, see. The cops, they got a million ways to track that stuff, 1034 00:58:51,693 --> 00:58:55,072 but they kind of skipped on the anti-fax technology. 1035 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:59,751 You know? Plus, it... Everybody likes the convenience of a hard copy. 1036 00:59:01,619 --> 00:59:03,212 KAITLIN: I don't mean to frighten you, 1037 00:59:03,997 --> 00:59:07,967 but do you think there could be something to this conspiracy theory? 1038 00:59:08,917 --> 00:59:10,590 (WHISPERING) Well, I don't wanna... 1039 00:59:12,129 --> 00:59:14,723 I don't wanna impugn anyone's character, 1040 00:59:15,632 --> 00:59:18,852 but the other night I caught Rex measuring the vault. 1041 00:59:18,927 --> 00:59:21,476 I asked him what he was doing and he said he was trying to see 1042 00:59:21,555 --> 00:59:23,899 if there was enough room for the new foreign currencies. 1043 00:59:24,057 --> 00:59:26,105 - Oh, my God, that's so weird. - It is. 1044 00:59:26,226 --> 00:59:28,102 He would know when the system was down. 1045 00:59:29,312 --> 00:59:31,064 Oh, my God, he would. 1046 00:59:31,397 --> 00:59:35,152 Well, and of course, as he's had to tell us multiple times, he's an expert 1047 00:59:35,234 --> 00:59:37,453 at bank-robbery procedure. 1048 00:59:37,528 --> 00:59:39,030 - You're right. - But, Mr. Blythe... 1049 00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:40,865 - What? - ...he is such a dork. 1050 00:59:48,163 --> 00:59:50,211 Anyone seen my glucose shot? 1051 00:59:50,582 --> 00:59:51,879 (SIGHING) 1052 00:59:53,043 --> 00:59:54,545 - Oh! - KAITLIN: Get a chair! 1053 00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,799 Oh, my gosh. Oh! You're gonna be okay. Oh, my goodness. 1054 00:59:57,881 --> 00:59:59,849 Does anybody have any sugar? Rex? 1055 00:59:59,841 --> 01:00:00,933 No, I don't snack. 1056 01:00:01,593 --> 01:00:04,096 KAITLIN: Okay, hold his head. Hold his head. 1057 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,893 Fire! Fire! 1058 01:00:07,723 --> 01:00:09,066 Fire! 1059 01:00:09,141 --> 01:00:10,734 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the fire? 1060 01:00:10,809 --> 01:00:12,732 This man needs a glucose shot 1061 01:00:12,811 --> 01:00:14,984 and otherwise he's gonna die, and I'm gonna go get it 1062 01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:16,402 and you can't stop me. Come on, everybody. 1063 01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:19,577 Okay, but where's the fire? 1064 01:00:20,986 --> 01:00:22,863 TRIPP: So, do you work with this Vicellous Drum guy a lot? 1065 01:00:22,863 --> 01:00:25,160 Yeah. We were decoys for him once. 1066 01:00:25,406 --> 01:00:29,252 He had us rob this Jiffy Lube while he pulled this big heist downtown. 1067 01:00:29,661 --> 01:00:33,507 Bummer is this lube place has got, like, no cash in it. 1068 01:00:33,498 --> 01:00:36,342 I mean, we scored like 80 bucks Canadian. 1069 01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:38,886 Hey! Oh, Mr. Blythe is having a diabetic fit. 1070 01:00:38,962 --> 01:00:41,465 We have to find his shot. Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1071 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:49,638 Where's my gun? 1072 01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:57,612 Check under the ledges. That's where we hid contraband in Joliet. 1073 01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:58,940 Stuck it under there with gum. 1074 01:00:59,731 --> 01:01:03,200 Wait. You're an ex-con and you're guarding this bank? 1075 01:01:03,317 --> 01:01:06,241 Yeah. I might've taken a few liberties on my resume. (LAUGHS) 1076 01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,914 - What were you in jail for? - Not bank robbery. 1077 01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:10,704 I committed other victimless... You know? 1078 01:01:10,783 --> 01:01:12,785 - Mmm-hmm. - Mail fraud. I did a lot of mail fraud. 1079 01:01:12,868 --> 01:01:13,869 Mmm-hmm. 1080 01:01:14,328 --> 01:01:16,956 - Fine, but they weren't even big banks. - How many banks have you robbed? 1081 01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:18,666 A few dozen. 1082 01:01:18,874 --> 01:01:20,672 - Oh, my God. - Relax. 1083 01:01:21,793 --> 01:01:23,511 I'm rehabilitated and shit. 1084 01:01:24,671 --> 01:01:26,548 So, what's your deal? You single? 1085 01:01:29,467 --> 01:01:30,764 TRIPP: I think I found it. 1086 01:01:34,389 --> 01:01:35,606 KAITLIN: Oh, my God. 1087 01:01:47,735 --> 01:01:49,032 Wow, his pulse has come back already. 1088 01:01:49,778 --> 01:01:51,030 (GASPS) He's starting to open his eyes. 1089 01:01:51,905 --> 01:01:53,248 REX: He's a tough old bird. 1090 01:01:54,867 --> 01:01:56,084 - Wanna sit up? - Ready? 1091 01:01:59,037 --> 01:02:02,257 All right, I'm closing this door for the last time. Are we clear? 1092 01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:07,429 I said, is that clear, you fucking cunts? 1093 01:02:07,420 --> 01:02:09,798 Oh! Oh, I don't... I don't like that word. 1094 01:02:10,006 --> 01:02:12,054 - What did you just say? - I don't like the C-word. 1095 01:02:12,759 --> 01:02:14,978 Now you try saying that one more time and I'll out your... 1096 01:02:15,053 --> 01:02:17,647 I said I don't like the C-word! 1097 01:02:17,722 --> 01:02:20,099 And in America we never use it! 1098 01:02:20,182 --> 01:02:22,059 Oh, good, the fucking hostages are armed. 1099 01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:24,812 He got the same type of gun that you do, Jelly. 1100 01:02:24,811 --> 01:02:27,189 (CLEARS THROAT) That is my gun, dude. 1101 01:02:29,649 --> 01:02:31,026 I suppose you'll be needing this? 1102 01:02:31,401 --> 01:02:32,778 What the fuck is that? 1103 01:02:33,236 --> 01:02:36,581 That is our way out of here. So what do you want, a cut? 1104 01:02:36,656 --> 01:02:38,953 A conversation outside. Let's go. Hands over your heads, now! 1105 01:02:39,033 --> 01:02:40,535 Hands over your heads. Let's go, outside. 1106 01:02:41,410 --> 01:02:42,787 (ALL SHOUTING) 1107 01:02:43,621 --> 01:02:46,500 Calm down now, calm down, you fucking maniac. All right? 1108 01:02:46,499 --> 01:02:48,001 - Tell me about your point man. - Why? 1109 01:02:48,376 --> 01:02:51,300 Unless you have something to barter with, you will answer my fucking questions! 1110 01:02:51,379 --> 01:02:53,598 All right, all right. Weinstein was our liaison, all right? 1111 01:02:53,714 --> 01:02:55,557 - I never met our point man. - How did you communicate? 1112 01:02:55,633 --> 01:02:57,350 - I'm not gonna tell you that. - Do you wanna get out of here? 1113 01:02:57,425 --> 01:02:58,972 Do you wanna get out of here? Just do it! 1114 01:02:59,052 --> 01:03:01,020 - Answer the question! - All right. Listen, listen. Look. 1115 01:03:01,012 --> 01:03:04,061 This fax was all we got, all right? 1116 01:03:04,307 --> 01:03:06,981 Now, I'll trade you for the Clicker. All right, there it is. 1117 01:03:07,352 --> 01:03:08,979 - Nice and slow. - All right, stand up! 1118 01:03:09,104 --> 01:03:11,903 - Now give me the Clicker. Give me the clicker. - Here's the clicker. 1119 01:03:11,981 --> 01:03:13,324 All right. 1120 01:03:13,983 --> 01:03:17,703 - Now give me the fucking gun. - Whoa! Now, that's Jelly's gun. 1121 01:03:17,778 --> 01:03:19,200 It was his mother's. 1122 01:03:21,532 --> 01:03:22,658 Your mother's gun? 1123 01:03:23,784 --> 01:03:24,831 Your mother gave it to you? 1124 01:03:26,745 --> 01:03:29,464 All right, I'm sorry. All right. 1125 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:33,381 What, are you giving the fucking hostages your gun now, eh? 1126 01:03:33,377 --> 01:03:34,377 - No, I didn't... - Are you a fucking... 1127 01:03:34,502 --> 01:03:38,052 Have you lost your fucking marbles? You just lost your gun privileges. Go on. 1128 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:39,966 Go on. 1129 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:42,301 Jesus. And you. 1130 01:03:43,177 --> 01:03:46,021 If I hear one more fucking peep out of you, one, 1131 01:03:46,472 --> 01:03:48,065 - then you're a dead man, all right? - All right. 1132 01:03:48,307 --> 01:03:50,685 - Now get your arse back in there. - All right, thank you. 1133 01:03:50,768 --> 01:03:51,860 I'm in. 1134 01:03:51,978 --> 01:03:53,604 Jesus. 1135 01:03:53,687 --> 01:03:55,064 Now let's get back to work. 1136 01:03:55,397 --> 01:03:57,525 - Oh, my God! - What is that all about? 1137 01:03:57,524 --> 01:04:00,448 I just traded the key out of here for this fax! 1138 01:04:00,527 --> 01:04:03,872 - And that's a good trade? - I don't know. That's why I kept the battery. 1139 01:04:04,656 --> 01:04:05,657 Look. 1140 01:04:05,907 --> 01:04:08,706 Listen. Mr. Blythe told me that he saw Rex measuring the inside of the safe, 1141 01:04:08,785 --> 01:04:11,629 and I noticed that when I asked for the chair, Swiss Miss brought it right over. 1142 01:04:11,705 --> 01:04:13,331 Speaking of Swiss Miss... 1143 01:04:14,498 --> 01:04:16,045 Hey, Swiss Miss is missing. 1144 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:17,297 Oh, my God, it's happening. 1145 01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:19,132 - It's happening. - What is happening? 1146 01:04:19,211 --> 01:04:20,428 - it's happening. - What? 1147 01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:22,594 The faxes. The night-vision goggles. 1148 01:04:22,590 --> 01:04:25,059 - Oh, my God, the fucking faxes. The goggles. - What are you talking about? 1149 01:04:25,134 --> 01:04:27,637 - 155, 70... - Tripp, stop counting. 1150 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,894 - Those faxes... The gun... Huh? - Tripp, stop! Stop! 1151 01:04:34,934 --> 01:04:36,481 - What? - Why the fuck did you do that? 1152 01:04:36,561 --> 01:04:37,813 Because I thought it would help clear your mind. 1153 01:04:37,896 --> 01:04:39,648 No, it doesn't work like that! 1154 01:04:39,772 --> 01:04:40,944 For fuck's sake. 1155 01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:43,659 I got 8,000 things going on in my mind right now, 1156 01:04:43,735 --> 01:04:45,328 and I have to think about the kiss, too? 1157 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:46,575 Are you kidding me? 1158 01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:49,999 Oh, my God, my brain is gonna explode! 1159 01:04:50,074 --> 01:04:51,950 Oh, God! 1160 01:04:52,034 --> 01:04:54,253 (WHIMPERING) 1161 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:03,345 The dude's crazy but he is very gifted. 1162 01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:07,050 I know. He is a bona fide criminal mastermind. 1163 01:05:07,925 --> 01:05:09,393 We're blessed. 1164 01:05:09,926 --> 01:05:12,099 Can we help you? 1165 01:05:12,094 --> 01:05:15,439 Yeah. Get you, you know, like a diet soda? 1166 01:05:16,599 --> 01:05:19,352 Will you please just go anywhere else? 1167 01:05:29,194 --> 01:05:30,787 One hour left. 1168 01:05:30,904 --> 01:05:32,451 We're gonna make it here, team. I told you. 1169 01:05:33,532 --> 01:05:35,910 So far the only people that have been killed are criminals. 1170 01:05:36,243 --> 01:05:39,292 And they can all go fucking kill each other, for all I care. 1171 01:05:39,371 --> 01:05:42,124 We're survivors. Or as I like to call us, hero-vivors_ 1172 01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:47,759 Everyone, starting tomorrow, you are getting one week's paid vacation. 1173 01:05:48,003 --> 01:05:50,927 Son of a bitch. I already got next week off. 1174 01:05:51,090 --> 01:05:53,388 Well, then, we're gonna have to give you another week. 1175 01:05:54,134 --> 01:05:55,135 Thank you. 1176 01:05:57,721 --> 01:05:58,768 We're not safe yet. 1177 01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:01,146 You're that upset that you were wrong and I was right? 1178 01:06:01,475 --> 01:06:03,318 No. Oh, no! 1179 01:06:03,477 --> 01:06:04,603 (KAITLIN SHRIEKS) 1180 01:06:04,812 --> 01:06:08,657 Oh, my God! Oh, God. 1181 01:06:09,857 --> 01:06:11,825 TRIPP: Wait. What’s that in her bra? MR CLEAN: I'll get it! 1182 01:06:11,985 --> 01:06:13,328 (ALL PROTESTING) 1183 01:06:14,487 --> 01:06:15,579 - Okay. - Do it. 1184 01:06:15,655 --> 01:06:16,781 Oh, this is really gross. 1185 01:06:19,158 --> 01:06:22,037 TRIPP: Go ahead. Pull it. Pull it out. Nice. 1186 01:06:26,748 --> 01:06:28,375 BOTH: She works at a Swiss bank? 1187 01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:29,376 (DOOR OPENING) 1188 01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:35,345 Oh, man. What a waste. 1189 01:06:36,466 --> 01:06:39,390 PEANUT BUTTER: It's like extra sad when a hot chick dies. 1190 01:06:39,886 --> 01:06:43,686 When a ugly chick dies, it's like, their life probably sucked anyway, 1191 01:06:43,765 --> 01:06:44,766 so it's no big deal. 1192 01:06:44,850 --> 01:06:48,228 But when a hot chick dies, it's, like, totally tragic. 1193 01:06:48,352 --> 01:06:52,903 I know, I mean, hot chicks, they're like unicorns or leprechauns. 1194 01:06:52,982 --> 01:06:56,703 They're rare and they're precious and they need to be protected. 1195 01:06:57,361 --> 01:07:00,205 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - What? 1196 01:07:00,531 --> 01:07:01,908 This is not a robbery. 1197 01:07:17,339 --> 01:07:20,559 This is not a robbery! This is not a robbery! 1198 01:07:20,634 --> 01:07:22,728 You're a fucking dead man. 1199 01:07:22,719 --> 01:07:25,892 Hakuna matata, motherfucker! 1200 01:07:25,971 --> 01:07:27,314 (CLICKING) 1201 01:07:28,682 --> 01:07:31,777 Just hear me out and I will return your firing pin. 1202 01:07:32,853 --> 01:07:33,900 All right, yeah. 1203 01:07:34,229 --> 01:07:37,574 These are the two faxes inviting both your teams to rob this bank. 1204 01:07:37,566 --> 01:07:39,443 This is a fax inviting Swiss Miss here. 1205 01:07:39,443 --> 01:07:40,569 They're all completely different 1206 01:07:40,569 --> 01:07:42,741 except each one has a blemish that appears every 3.2 inches. 1207 01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:44,948 It is made when the printing drum has a scratch on it. 1208 01:07:44,947 --> 01:07:46,415 - I don't get it. - Me neither. 1209 01:07:46,532 --> 01:07:48,079 Each one was printed by the same machine? 1210 01:07:48,076 --> 01:07:49,953 You were all invited here by the same person. 1211 01:07:49,952 --> 01:07:51,954 The same person, who? 1212 01:07:51,954 --> 01:07:54,002 - Vicellous Drum. - MADGE: Who's Vicellous Drum? 1213 01:07:54,082 --> 01:07:57,382 The number-one criminal mastermind in the world. 1214 01:07:57,543 --> 01:07:59,170 He's stupid smart. 1215 01:07:59,295 --> 01:08:02,343 This is not a bank robbery. This is an organized ambush. 1216 01:08:02,422 --> 01:08:03,514 Vicellous Drum has a problem. 1217 01:08:03,924 --> 01:08:05,972 He's gotta kill a bunch of people who are all connected to him 1218 01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:07,761 but he can't look like he's behind it. 1219 01:08:07,928 --> 01:08:10,022 So you're saying that each of us here is connected 1220 01:08:10,097 --> 01:08:13,021 to this Whatever Drum person for some reason? 1221 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,023 Yes. Here, let me lay it out for you. 1222 01:08:15,268 --> 01:08:18,693 If I am right about this, the FBI agent has been after Drum for years. 1223 01:08:18,814 --> 01:08:20,986 Darrien and Weinstein worked for Drum before. 1224 01:08:21,107 --> 01:08:23,656 The Swiss bank representative launders Drum's money. 1225 01:08:23,818 --> 01:08:25,741 Mitchell Wolf is Drum's computer hacker 1226 01:08:25,945 --> 01:08:28,368 Peanut Butter and Jelly have worked for him as decoys. 1227 01:08:28,531 --> 01:08:30,033 Each one of them could rat him out. 1228 01:08:30,116 --> 01:08:31,618 And as for the rest of you, who knows? 1229 01:08:31,701 --> 01:08:33,669 Maybe Mr. Blythe denied Mr. Drum a loan. 1230 01:08:33,661 --> 01:08:35,834 Maybe Madge and her kind, wonderful, warm tones 1231 01:08:35,913 --> 01:08:37,210 offended Mr. Drum in some way. 1232 01:08:37,289 --> 01:08:39,962 Maybe Mr. Clean flirted with him in a prison shower 1233 01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:42,802 Give one blowjob in prison and you never live it down, never. 1234 01:08:42,877 --> 01:08:44,174 Maybe we're all here by accident. 1235 01:08:44,170 --> 01:08:45,638 Like me, just collateral damage. 1236 01:08:45,714 --> 01:08:47,716 Oh, you have gotta be kidding me. 1237 01:08:47,799 --> 01:08:49,642 Lock us in a bank and hope we all kill each other? 1238 01:08:49,634 --> 01:08:52,057 I mean, that is a sloppy plan, especially for Drum. 1239 01:08:52,137 --> 01:08:54,606 Which is why he's here, in person. 1240 01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:55,932 Oh, come on. 1241 01:08:56,015 --> 01:08:58,984 Just think about it. The blowtorch, the explosives, 1242 01:08:59,268 --> 01:09:01,737 they all went off at exactly the right time. 1243 01:09:02,604 --> 01:09:04,902 The FBI agent was obviously the biggest threat to Drum, 1244 01:09:04,982 --> 01:09:06,700 so he had Weinstein take him out first. 1245 01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:12,539 See, that's right. Weinstein was working for Drum from the beginning. 1246 01:09:12,531 --> 01:09:15,000 So was Mitchell, who knew when the security system would be down. 1247 01:09:15,075 --> 01:09:16,668 And so Drum killed them next. 1248 01:09:16,744 --> 01:09:18,711 (GUNSHOTS) 1249 01:09:22,415 --> 01:09:24,338 Drum did his best to make it look like a double murder 1250 01:09:24,584 --> 01:09:26,257 But the clicker that was in Weinstein's mouth 1251 01:09:26,419 --> 01:09:28,638 was a big red flag that something strange was going on. 1252 01:09:28,838 --> 01:09:32,012 My best guess is that Weinstein must've hid the clicker in his mouth 1253 01:09:32,008 --> 01:09:35,057 to prevent the real killer, Vicellous Drum, from getting out of the bank. 1254 01:09:35,052 --> 01:09:37,895 Next, Drum took out Darrien with a rigged blowtorch. 1255 01:09:40,682 --> 01:09:43,276 And then Drum shot the Swiss Miss. 1256 01:09:43,351 --> 01:09:44,352 (GUNSHOTS) 1257 01:09:44,436 --> 01:09:46,279 Five down, only eight to go. 1258 01:09:46,855 --> 01:09:49,199 Oh, that is fucking bullshit. You know what? 1259 01:09:49,274 --> 01:09:52,744 That's a nice little story you told, sunshine, but I've got a vault to blow. 1260 01:09:52,736 --> 01:09:56,035 It's not gonna open up. Listen to me. The money's like flypaper. 1261 01:09:56,113 --> 01:09:59,208 It's just a lure to get you here so Drum can kill you. 1262 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,043 Come on, hell, there's no money in the bank at all! 1263 01:10:01,118 --> 01:10:03,746 Of course there's fucking money in a bank. Don't even say that. 1264 01:10:03,746 --> 01:10:07,296 No way, dude. We have worked way too hard for this. 1265 01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:09,877 You are not listening to me. This is not a bank robbery! 1266 01:10:15,423 --> 01:10:17,175 (ALL COUGHING) 1267 01:10:24,057 --> 01:10:27,812 Well, this is the best damn non-bank robbery I've ever seen. 1268 01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:29,737 And you said there's no money in the vault, eh? 1269 01:10:29,729 --> 01:10:31,106 You just don't get it. It's flypaper. 1270 01:10:31,189 --> 01:10:32,782 Yeah, eat your words, freak show. 1271 01:10:38,070 --> 01:10:39,663 Mother-roo. 1272 01:10:40,197 --> 01:10:43,246 Oh, my God! 1273 01:10:44,785 --> 01:10:46,287 Oh, my God! 1274 01:10:47,746 --> 01:10:49,419 So it doesn't matter that the money is here? 1275 01:10:49,414 --> 01:10:51,792 Vicellous Drum is still gonna try to kill everybody? 1276 01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:54,343 Yeah. I can't believe nobody's starting to lose their mind right now. 1277 01:10:55,503 --> 01:10:56,675 (GUN COCKING) 1278 01:10:57,463 --> 01:10:59,511 I don't know which one of you is Vicellous Drum. 1279 01:11:01,759 --> 01:11:03,887 You stay the hell away from me. 1280 01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:20,986 Aren't you gonna get a gun? 1281 01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:22,161 No, it doesn't matter. 1282 01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,155 Drum's plan was always to take out numerous armed targets. 1283 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:25,953 Our only hope is to outthink him. 1284 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,792 So how do you kill a bank full of armed people? 1285 01:11:28,368 --> 01:11:31,212 Cut off the lights, strap on the night-vision goggles and take everybody out. 1286 01:11:31,288 --> 01:11:32,664 Jesus Christ, how'd you come up with that idea? 1287 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:35,124 In the office you said something about there being night-vision goggles. 1288 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:37,630 - Yes, there's a pair in the bathroom. - So what more do you need? 1289 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:40,133 Whichever guy goes for the goggles is Vicellous Drum. 1290 01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:42,089 Or whatever girl. 1291 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:53,479 Drachmas? How the fuck we gonna fence drachmas? 1292 01:11:53,641 --> 01:11:55,985 (CHUCKLES) Hey, how much you think we've got here? 1293 01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:57,983 Oh, I reckon about 4 or 5 loads. 1294 01:11:58,062 --> 01:12:00,906 So, let's get cracking, eh? Chop-chop. 1295 01:12:08,531 --> 01:12:11,329 Really? Now you decide to save the bank? 1296 01:12:11,575 --> 01:12:14,249 No, man, I wanna go with you. There's a fucking murderer in here! 1297 01:12:14,995 --> 01:12:17,168 Well, I'm going too. I'm totally freaked out. 1298 01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:19,337 - I wanna go with you. - Don't forget me, motherfuckers. 1299 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:20,630 Oh, so we're all here. 1300 01:12:20,709 --> 01:12:23,053 Why don't we hold hands as we go up to the roof, eh? 1301 01:12:23,128 --> 01:12:26,678 It's no use, guys. You're never gonna get out of this bank alive. 1302 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,183 Oh, would you not say ominous shit like that? 1303 01:12:29,258 --> 01:12:31,181 You gonna spook Jelly. 1304 01:12:31,594 --> 01:12:34,347 Actually, Tripp's right. 1305 01:12:34,347 --> 01:12:37,066 Your key won't work. There's no battery in that Clicker. 1306 01:12:37,141 --> 01:12:38,893 (CLICKING) 1307 01:12:38,893 --> 01:12:40,691 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 1308 01:12:40,686 --> 01:12:42,984 Now which one of you bastards has the battery! 1309 01:12:43,397 --> 01:12:45,024 Vicellous Drum. 1310 01:12:48,610 --> 01:12:51,238 - You took the battery to keep us here. - No... 1311 01:12:51,237 --> 01:12:53,285 Plus you spent half your time wandering around the bank. 1312 01:12:53,365 --> 01:12:55,242 You could've killed anyone at any time. 1313 01:12:55,325 --> 01:12:57,748 And what's more mastermindish than setting up the perfect crime 1314 01:12:57,827 --> 01:13:00,250 and then trying to solve it bit by bit? 1315 01:13:00,246 --> 01:13:03,216 I cannot believe I kissed you. 1316 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:06,049 Doesn't take a mastermind to get under your skirt, sweetie. 1317 01:13:06,127 --> 01:13:08,379 Oh, don't flatter yourself that you'd ever get that far. 1318 01:13:08,379 --> 01:13:11,303 And the rest of you idiots, if you'd been paying any attention at all, 1319 01:13:11,382 --> 01:13:14,602 you would've realised that all the evidence points to Madge! 1320 01:13:15,886 --> 01:13:16,887 No, it don't! 1321 01:13:21,976 --> 01:13:23,068 (GROANS) 1322 01:13:34,779 --> 01:13:36,747 MADGE: (SCREAMS) Who turned out the lights? 1323 01:13:36,823 --> 01:13:39,417 GATES: Oh, come on. What the fuck? Not again. 1324 01:13:39,409 --> 01:13:42,253 PEANUT BUTTER: Shoot anything that moves. Unless it's me. 1325 01:13:42,578 --> 01:13:44,376 JELLY: It's Drum. it's fucking Drum. 1326 01:13:48,709 --> 01:13:50,086 (SCREAMING) 1327 01:13:55,090 --> 01:13:56,091 Vicellous Drum. 1328 01:14:18,195 --> 01:14:19,321 Where is he? 1329 01:14:19,321 --> 01:14:21,164 We ain't seen dick-all, bro. 1330 01:14:23,241 --> 01:14:24,584 Drum? 1331 01:14:45,637 --> 01:14:47,014 (BEEPING) 1332 01:14:55,147 --> 01:14:56,490 Come on out. 1333 01:14:57,524 --> 01:14:58,696 Come on out! 1334 01:14:58,817 --> 01:15:00,444 PEANUT BUTTER: Come on, Drum. Come on out. 1335 01:15:01,070 --> 01:15:04,573 It's not me. I'm telling you, I am not Vicellous Drum. 1336 01:15:05,323 --> 01:15:08,668 I shut off the lights because I knew the real Drum would go for the night-vision goggles. 1337 01:15:10,203 --> 01:15:12,706 Then I went up to the bathroom and I waited. 1338 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:23,590 Oh. 1339 01:15:24,674 --> 01:15:27,018 The sick kindly bank manager with the heart of gold. 1340 01:15:27,594 --> 01:15:29,972 Everyone's gonna be shocked when they hear it's you. 1341 01:15:31,098 --> 01:15:32,771 You think so? 1342 01:15:34,684 --> 01:15:37,403 Those clowns in the lobby think you're Vicellous Drum. 1343 01:15:37,646 --> 01:15:42,196 So if I kill you, I look more like a hero. 1344 01:15:42,817 --> 01:15:46,697 And you kill me, you look even more like Vicellous Drum. 1345 01:15:47,863 --> 01:15:50,161 So either way, you're just fucked. 1346 01:15:55,663 --> 01:15:58,041 (GROANING) 1347 01:16:01,751 --> 01:16:05,346 MR BLYTHE: Very entertaining story, Drum, but no one's gonna believe it. 1348 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,430 Come on out. No more lying. The game is over. 1349 01:16:10,051 --> 01:16:11,473 KAITLIN: Not so fast. 1350 01:16:16,975 --> 01:16:19,102 Tripp and I set you up. 1351 01:16:20,102 --> 01:16:21,149 We knew when the lights went out 1352 01:16:21,228 --> 01:16:24,573 that whoever went for those night-vision goggles was our guy. 1353 01:16:33,699 --> 01:16:35,747 You can't kill all of us. 1354 01:16:35,742 --> 01:16:36,958 Can he? 1355 01:16:36,951 --> 01:16:38,248 No. 1356 01:16:42,206 --> 01:16:44,004 One million dollars each. 1357 01:16:45,668 --> 01:16:46,794 Untraceable. 1358 01:16:50,590 --> 01:16:51,933 All of you. 1359 01:16:56,094 --> 01:16:58,017 Two million dollars. 1360 01:16:58,597 --> 01:16:59,974 TRIPP: Put the gun down! 1361 01:17:00,974 --> 01:17:02,897 Put the gun down and we'll talk. 1362 01:17:06,229 --> 01:17:07,446 Ah, fuck it. 1363 01:17:21,410 --> 01:17:23,913 And then there were six. 1364 01:17:40,803 --> 01:17:43,477 - Here, the Clicker. - Thanks, bro. 1365 01:17:43,806 --> 01:17:47,310 Well, I guess that's all she wrote. 1366 01:17:54,858 --> 01:17:56,701 Take it. 1367 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:58,245 - It's insured. - Mmm-hmm. 1368 01:18:02,282 --> 01:18:07,163 FDIC, baby. You got to love the New Deal! 1369 01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:10,465 PEANUT BUTTER: (CHUCKLING) Mother-FOO. 1370 01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:13,209 Thanks, badgers. 1371 01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,044 I just wanna say one thing. 1372 01:18:15,169 --> 01:18:18,514 From here on out, me and Jelly is going straight, ain't we? 1373 01:18:18,589 --> 01:18:22,219 Yeah. Straight to the Hooters in Cancun! 1374 01:18:22,218 --> 01:18:23,561 (WHOOPING) 1375 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,567 I almost forgot my ear. (LAUGHS) 1376 01:18:38,108 --> 01:18:39,234 So after all that, 1377 01:18:39,234 --> 01:18:42,238 two guys named Peanut Butter and Jelly got away with all the money? 1378 01:18:42,237 --> 01:18:43,910 Yeah. It's crazy stupid. 1379 01:18:44,322 --> 01:18:47,326 I think they said they were fleeing to Winnipeg. 1380 01:18:47,575 --> 01:18:48,918 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1381 01:18:48,994 --> 01:18:50,086 - You are free to go. - Thank you. 1382 01:18:50,161 --> 01:18:52,288 All right, lock down all northbound routes. 1383 01:18:52,371 --> 01:18:54,373 - Here are your meds, sir. - Oh. 1384 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,008 Oh, I'll take the Whole thing. 1385 01:18:57,710 --> 01:19:00,213 Suzie, hero is not a word that I would use. 1386 01:19:00,212 --> 01:19:03,386 Did I lead my team of hostages through the darkest night of their lives? 1387 01:19:03,507 --> 01:19:05,305 Yeah, I did my job. 1388 01:19:05,384 --> 01:19:07,386 - I want two months off, paid. - Yes, ma'am. 1389 01:19:07,469 --> 01:19:11,769 I wanna wear jeans five days a week, not just Friday. And I want LASIK, both eyes. 1390 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,563 Really, guys, you don't have to do this. 1391 01:19:14,559 --> 01:19:15,560 It's not a problem, ma'am. 1392 01:19:15,643 --> 01:19:17,270 Well, thank you. 1393 01:19:21,566 --> 01:19:22,818 Thank you. 1394 01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:26,954 - There you are, ma'am. - Good to go. 1395 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,247 - Congratulations. - Thanks, Officers. 1396 01:19:29,573 --> 01:19:31,120 Thanks again, Officer. 1397 01:19:32,576 --> 01:19:33,702 (GASPS) 1398 01:19:35,412 --> 01:19:37,210 - Oh, shit. - Wow, what is this? 1399 01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:38,919 Is it a toaster? 1400 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,094 Is it a gravy boat? 1401 01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:47,008 Ooh. Wow, some people like to give cash. 1402 01:19:48,924 --> 01:19:51,677 I never quite bought your cover story. Didn't ring true. 1403 01:19:51,802 --> 01:19:54,180 Then I remembered Weinstein said he was shocked 1404 01:19:54,263 --> 01:19:56,857 that only two bank robberies were going down tonight. 1405 01:19:56,932 --> 01:19:59,401 And then I realised there were actually three. 1406 01:19:59,977 --> 01:20:01,024 Pretty solid plan. 1407 01:20:01,937 --> 01:20:04,861 Kaitlin Nest, plucky new feller who married the wrong guy. 1408 01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:06,613 Such a sympathetic story. 1409 01:20:06,983 --> 01:20:10,112 Your fake fiancé Max explains your expensive tastes. 1410 01:20:10,195 --> 01:20:11,663 Your history of exotic travel 1411 01:20:11,654 --> 01:20:14,077 explains your sudden trip to a non-extradition state. 1412 01:20:14,282 --> 01:20:16,831 And your phoney wedding presents allowed you to walk out of the bank 1413 01:20:16,951 --> 01:20:20,205 with hundreds of pounds of cash without anyone raising an eyebrow. 1414 01:20:20,288 --> 01:20:22,165 You were gonna make your move around 7:00 p.m. 1415 01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:23,462 when all the security went down. 1416 01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:25,635 But Darrien and Drum and everyone else derailed your plan. 1417 01:20:25,710 --> 01:20:27,256 (LAUGHS) You must've been so pissed. 1418 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:31,299 But you bided your time, waiting for your opportunity. 1419 01:20:31,298 --> 01:20:33,517 And when I killed the lights, you took your shot. 1420 01:20:48,272 --> 01:20:50,070 Take it. 1421 01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,617 - It's insured. - Mmm-hmm. 1422 01:20:54,153 --> 01:20:56,030 It's genius, actually. 1423 01:20:56,030 --> 01:20:59,000 No one's gonna open up a woman's wedding presents. 1424 01:20:58,991 --> 01:21:03,462 And then to have the cops carry the money out of the bank and into the trunk of your car? 1425 01:21:05,497 --> 01:21:06,999 Honestly, I think I'm in love with you. 1426 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,672 Too soon to say that? 1427 01:21:10,252 --> 01:21:11,674 What do you want, Tripp? 1428 01:21:11,795 --> 01:21:14,218 - Isn't it obvious? I want in. - Really? 1429 01:21:14,214 --> 01:21:15,716 Equal partners. We only work the long con. 1430 01:21:15,715 --> 01:21:17,558 No violence, no bodies. 1431 01:21:17,551 --> 01:21:19,019 What makes you think I won't kill you? 1432 01:21:19,094 --> 01:21:20,471 You're not the killing kind. 1433 01:21:20,679 --> 01:21:22,181 Besides, you like me. 1434 01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:24,273 - You think so? - Oh, I know so. it'll be fun. 1435 01:21:24,348 --> 01:21:25,691 You already know we'd make a great team. 1436 01:21:26,725 --> 01:21:28,272 What do you say? 1437 01:21:31,730 --> 01:21:33,027 Are you gonna freak out? 1438 01:21:33,023 --> 01:21:35,367 I don't know what you mean. What? 1439 01:21:35,443 --> 01:21:39,038 The last time I kissed you, you freaked out and it was pretty pathetic. 1440 01:21:47,829 --> 01:21:49,046 What's your real name? 1441 01:21:49,164 --> 01:21:51,417 Alexis Black, number three in banks. 1442 01:21:51,624 --> 01:21:53,297 Oh, that's so fucking hot. 1443 01:22:06,054 --> 01:22:07,556 (INAUDIBLE)