1 00:00:16,811 --> 00:00:19,979 KATE: "I'm warning you, I'm going to get angry. Do you see? 2 00:00:19,982 --> 00:00:22,915 "We are going to have fun on this island, understand? 3 00:00:22,918 --> 00:00:24,450 "We are going to have fun on this island. 4 00:00:24,453 --> 00:00:27,119 "'Come now, ' said the Lord of the Flies. 5 00:00:27,121 --> 00:00:30,723 "Get back to the others and we'll forget the whole thing. 6 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:33,793 "This has gone quite far enough, my poor, misguided child. 7 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:36,096 "Do you think you know better than I do?" 8 00:00:36,099 --> 00:00:39,700 Okay, so we have civilization versus savagery, 9 00:00:39,703 --> 00:00:42,902 and reason versus impulse. 10 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:45,907 So many exciting themes in one little book, right? 11 00:00:48,745 --> 00:00:51,813 Over the break, I want you to read the next three chapters. 12 00:00:51,815 --> 00:00:54,816 That's three chapters, and I want you to write two pages... 13 00:00:54,818 --> 00:00:56,350 on either one of our themes, your choice. 14 00:00:56,352 --> 00:00:58,318 Demerius. 15 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,023 Care to read us out to the bell? 16 00:01:02,057 --> 00:01:03,789 No, no, no, not that one. 17 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:05,892 The one that you have on your lap there. What is it? 18 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:08,729 Uh... Demon Sword Z. 19 00:01:08,731 --> 00:01:10,732 (SNICKERING) 20 00:01:10,734 --> 00:01:14,202 Okay, let's hear it. Oh, come on. Let's finish class strong. 21 00:01:17,407 --> 00:01:19,405 "Now I have the power of the five souls. 22 00:01:19,407 --> 00:01:21,441 "Let us see what the Gauntlet of Destiny... 23 00:01:21,443 --> 00:01:23,843 "has to say about that, demon lover. 24 00:01:23,845 --> 00:01:27,247 "Then, the squid leg splits Okami-san in half. 25 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,917 "Blood sprays everywhere." 26 00:01:29,919 --> 00:01:33,854 This is 26% stronger than anything else on the market. 27 00:01:33,857 --> 00:01:35,923 It lasts up to four hours. 28 00:01:35,925 --> 00:01:37,991 Not only are the lips fuller... 29 00:01:37,994 --> 00:01:39,959 they're the most fantastic color. 30 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:43,131 Slight tingle at first, but it's so worth it. 31 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:45,098 Better than collagen. 32 00:01:45,101 --> 00:01:46,533 Where is this from? 33 00:01:46,536 --> 00:01:51,203 The Orient... a lot of the formulas are secret. 34 00:01:51,205 --> 00:01:52,472 I own the North American rights. 35 00:01:52,475 --> 00:01:54,140 Oh, that's lovely. 36 00:01:54,143 --> 00:01:57,411 And this would be an exclusive for Harold's. 37 00:01:57,413 --> 00:01:59,881 Hm. 38 00:01:59,883 --> 00:02:02,916 That's really starting to work. 39 00:02:02,919 --> 00:02:04,184 What kind of comic is this? 40 00:02:04,187 --> 00:02:06,185 It's not a comic, it's manga. 41 00:02:06,187 --> 00:02:08,354 "Put your demon powers in me, squid. 42 00:02:08,357 --> 00:02:10,556 "I want to feel your might deep within." 43 00:02:10,559 --> 00:02:13,493 Damn, its tentacles are like its dicks. 44 00:02:13,495 --> 00:02:14,828 Zack, your right. 45 00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:16,163 "Hold back nothing, my pet. 46 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,197 After I summon the demon, all you can..." 47 00:02:17,198 --> 00:02:19,199 Mr. Moss. Hello. 48 00:02:19,202 --> 00:02:21,868 We found some surprising thematic similarities... 49 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:23,237 between Lord of the Flies... 50 00:02:23,239 --> 00:02:25,540 (BELL RINGS) 51 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:28,443 Okay, all right. You owe me two pages. 52 00:02:30,078 --> 00:02:32,880 Have a really good break. 53 00:02:32,882 --> 00:02:34,247 Where is this from? 54 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,249 Asia. 55 00:02:36,251 --> 00:02:40,323 D-P-R-K... isn't that North Korea? 56 00:02:42,358 --> 00:02:46,860 You're trying to sell Harold's a North Korean product? 57 00:02:46,863 --> 00:02:47,862 Maybe. 58 00:02:47,864 --> 00:02:49,429 The North Korea against which... 59 00:02:49,431 --> 00:02:52,432 the United States has an embargo? 60 00:02:52,435 --> 00:02:55,468 Now, that embargo is kind of like Cuba, you know? 61 00:02:55,471 --> 00:02:58,304 It's sort of symbolic. 62 00:02:58,306 --> 00:03:00,907 20 years, Kate. Seen it all. 63 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,175 Right. 64 00:03:02,178 --> 00:03:05,212 Well, maybe not sex with an octopus. 65 00:03:05,215 --> 00:03:07,080 That was a first. 66 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,882 That was mine, too. 67 00:03:08,883 --> 00:03:09,883 Please. 68 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,085 (CLEARS THROAT) 69 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,153 I wanted your help to strategize a big picture issue... 70 00:03:13,156 --> 00:03:15,188 because I see something we both share. 71 00:03:15,189 --> 00:03:17,424 A deep love for this school. 72 00:03:17,426 --> 00:03:19,893 Go Falcons. 73 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:22,095 I wanna do a little right-brained thinking... 74 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:23,830 about a left-brain problem. 75 00:03:23,831 --> 00:03:25,765 Are we talking about the ARB test scores? 76 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:28,002 I'm talking about empowerment. 77 00:03:28,003 --> 00:03:31,171 I'm saying let's be the change. 78 00:03:31,174 --> 00:03:36,910 Let's not squander our energy on acrimony and recriminations. 79 00:03:36,913 --> 00:03:40,080 Um... are you firing me? 80 00:03:40,082 --> 00:03:41,181 What? 81 00:03:41,183 --> 00:03:42,849 I'm sorry. 82 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,885 I'm trying to ground floor the discussions... 83 00:03:44,886 --> 00:03:47,020 so we don't waste our school's resources on arbitration... 84 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:48,321 and severance packages. 85 00:03:48,324 --> 00:03:51,091 Those things threaten the school that we love. 86 00:03:51,092 --> 00:03:52,893 Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 87 00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:55,262 Sometimes a school can avoid all that heartache... 88 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:58,466 if a teacher simply vacates his or her post. 89 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:00,333 You want me to quit? 90 00:04:00,336 --> 00:04:03,204 No. That's a personal decision. What I want doesn't matter. 91 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:05,172 But I will say this... 92 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:09,976 I see you flourishing in a slightly less urban teaching... 93 00:04:09,979 --> 00:04:15,115 environment or perhaps in an altogether different... 94 00:04:15,117 --> 00:04:17,085 Can I admit something? 95 00:04:17,087 --> 00:04:20,024 You always have great hair. 96 00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:24,224 Perhaps you'd be happy cutting hair. 97 00:04:24,226 --> 00:04:26,193 Look, I took this meeting... 98 00:04:26,195 --> 00:04:28,260 because Lucas spoke highly of you. 99 00:04:28,262 --> 00:04:30,097 He better have. 100 00:04:30,099 --> 00:04:32,433 But I don't think this is a good fit for Harold's. 101 00:04:32,435 --> 00:04:33,734 Best of luck. 102 00:04:33,736 --> 00:04:35,969 Seriously? That's it? 103 00:04:35,972 --> 00:04:38,238 Just because of where a product's made? 104 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:40,842 A bit racist, don't you think? 105 00:04:40,844 --> 00:04:42,976 Okay, we're done. 106 00:04:42,979 --> 00:04:45,010 No, you're done. 107 00:04:45,012 --> 00:04:48,214 Because I'll take my business elsewhere. 108 00:04:48,217 --> 00:04:49,450 Where's the bathroom? 109 00:04:49,452 --> 00:04:51,087 Uh, there. 110 00:04:54,056 --> 00:04:56,693 Oh my god. Oh... 111 00:05:00,762 --> 00:05:05,200 What the fuck? That's my fucking car! Fuck! 112 00:05:08,937 --> 00:05:12,074 ♫ ("Love Struck" by Extreme Music playing over speakers) ♫ 113 00:05:20,182 --> 00:05:22,514 There she is! 114 00:05:22,516 --> 00:05:23,483 Hey, how'd it go? 115 00:05:23,485 --> 00:05:25,519 Come dance with me! 116 00:05:25,521 --> 00:05:26,586 What's going on? 117 00:05:26,588 --> 00:05:29,225 Shake that bony ass of yours! 118 00:05:30,492 --> 00:05:33,158 Woo! 119 00:05:33,161 --> 00:05:35,228 What is happening? Did you sell it? 120 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:40,567 Party bump! 121 00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:42,302 Meg, did you sell it? 122 00:05:42,305 --> 00:05:44,305 Can we finally get rid of all these boxes? 123 00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:46,507 Remember all those little North Korea stickers... 124 00:05:46,509 --> 00:05:48,209 we peeled off the bottles? 125 00:05:48,211 --> 00:05:50,610 Yeah, of course. There were, like, 10,000 of them. 126 00:05:50,612 --> 00:05:55,382 Well, it turns out there's 10,001. 127 00:05:55,384 --> 00:05:57,685 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 128 00:05:57,687 --> 00:06:01,187 I am totally and thoroughly fucked. 129 00:06:01,189 --> 00:06:04,456 On the other hand my car got towed. 130 00:06:04,459 --> 00:06:05,692 How was your day? 131 00:06:05,694 --> 00:06:06,694 Meg, it's... 132 00:06:06,696 --> 00:06:08,329 I can't. 133 00:06:08,331 --> 00:06:10,500 I don't even wanna talk about it. 134 00:06:14,403 --> 00:06:17,271 Wow, how much did you spend? 135 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:19,072 Oh, I'm gonna-I'm gonna bring it back. 136 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:21,942 But I'm gonna keep some socks. 137 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:23,175 How was school? 138 00:06:23,177 --> 00:06:24,947 Great. 139 00:06:27,182 --> 00:06:28,716 Moss asked me to quit. 140 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:30,384 What? 141 00:06:30,386 --> 00:06:33,721 He thinks that I'd be happier cutting hair. 142 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:35,656 Did you point out that he's bald as fuck? 143 00:06:35,658 --> 00:06:37,291 (LAUGHS) 144 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,360 No, I didn't tell him he was bald as fuck. 145 00:06:39,362 --> 00:06:41,329 Are you getting fired? 146 00:06:41,331 --> 00:06:43,163 Excuse me. 147 00:06:43,165 --> 00:06:44,699 I gotta get going. 148 00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:46,665 Okay. 149 00:06:46,668 --> 00:06:48,168 Can I get my clothes? 150 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:49,670 Oh, right. 151 00:06:49,672 --> 00:06:51,372 Sorry. 152 00:06:51,374 --> 00:06:53,038 I can't seem to... shirt, pants... 153 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,209 - Hi. - Pants, pink underwear... 154 00:06:55,211 --> 00:06:57,144 - Hi. - Nope, that's mine. 155 00:06:57,146 --> 00:06:59,182 Thanks for the lift. 156 00:07:01,415 --> 00:07:03,317 You're gonna give me a good review, right? 157 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:04,553 Five stars. 158 00:07:11,225 --> 00:07:12,658 You buy socks and I suck... 159 00:07:12,661 --> 00:07:15,029 Okay, okay, I got it, I got it. 160 00:07:15,531 --> 00:07:17,829 Hey, ladies. 161 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:18,964 Hey! 162 00:07:18,966 --> 00:07:20,500 What? 163 00:07:20,502 --> 00:07:21,935 She's back?! 164 00:07:21,937 --> 00:07:25,339 - Oh my god! - Holy shit. 165 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:29,209 How's it going? 166 00:07:29,212 --> 00:07:32,279 That haircut took balls, you have to hand it to her there. 167 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:33,680 Are we still drinking? 168 00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:35,714 Hells to the yeah, mothafucka. 169 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,750 Sweet. 170 00:07:37,752 --> 00:07:40,820 I'm 28-years-old, I've had a lot of success, and I'm ready. 171 00:07:40,822 --> 00:07:43,257 Meg, you're missing the abs. 172 00:07:43,258 --> 00:07:45,425 With whom I spend the rest of my life. 173 00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:47,493 Why do these girls play hard to get? 174 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:49,796 If it was up to me I'd have his pants around his ankles... 175 00:07:49,798 --> 00:07:51,565 by the first commercial. 176 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:54,868 Well, it's a game. They're playing strategy. 177 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:59,572 Actually satisfy me on a day-to-day basis. 178 00:07:59,575 --> 00:08:01,808 I actually think I'd be pretty good on this show. 179 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:03,777 (LAUGHS) 180 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:05,377 What's that supposed to mean? 181 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,880 You're hardly competitive, dear. 182 00:08:06,882 --> 00:08:09,817 You don't have an aggressive bone in your body. 183 00:08:09,819 --> 00:08:11,986 Against these girls, you'd have to put on your big-girl pants... 184 00:08:11,988 --> 00:08:13,921 or they'd have you for lunch. 185 00:08:13,923 --> 00:08:15,788 I think I'd describe myself as definitely thinking outside... 186 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:17,558 Whatever. 187 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,791 BACHELOR: I march to the beat of my own drum. 188 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,327 Ugh. 189 00:08:20,329 --> 00:08:22,394 A really nice day for me is wak... 190 00:08:22,397 --> 00:08:24,397 I actually like the whole construction worker thing. 191 00:08:24,399 --> 00:08:25,964 You know, the whole, like, works with his hands, 192 00:08:25,966 --> 00:08:27,567 salt-of-the-earth motif. 193 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:29,803 The only thing salty about him is his balls. 194 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:31,603 Lovely, Meg. 195 00:08:31,606 --> 00:08:33,373 Doesn't that just, like, roll of your tongue- 196 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,909 You can have him, if I can have the fireman from last season. 197 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:37,710 Oh, that fireman. 198 00:08:37,713 --> 00:08:39,012 He was a panty-dropper. 199 00:08:39,015 --> 00:08:42,352 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 200 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,223 And for the record, just because I don't sleep around... 201 00:08:49,226 --> 00:08:51,625 doesn't mean I couldn't compete against a group of women... 202 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,927 Did you just take a shot at me? Was that a drive-by? 203 00:08:53,928 --> 00:08:57,231 You drive-by-ed me. "Big-girl pants"? 204 00:08:57,232 --> 00:09:00,834 That was a slick move. She's definitely getting a rose. 205 00:09:00,837 --> 00:09:03,103 BACHELOR: I know it's crazy to give out roses before... 206 00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:07,674 the first rose ceremony, but I don't care. 207 00:09:07,725 --> 00:09:08,425 Oh my god... 208 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:11,245 You know, it's been a long day. I think I'm gonna go to bed. 209 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:14,982 I just opened a new bottle. Come on, let's finish it. 210 00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:16,650 KATE: No, I'm going to bed. 211 00:09:16,653 --> 00:09:19,888 No morning re-cap. I'm watching the rest. 212 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,855 FEMALE CONTESTANT: These girls mean nothing to me. 213 00:09:21,856 --> 00:09:24,561 This is a nightmare. 214 00:09:26,596 --> 00:09:29,263 Kate? Kate, wake up. 215 00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:30,863 - What, is there a fire? - No, there's no fire. 216 00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:32,667 What's wrong? What's going on? 217 00:09:32,669 --> 00:09:35,135 We're screwed up. Our lives, things aren't going well. 218 00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:36,837 Is it really 4:15? 219 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,805 Remember in the ninth grade when you got stung... 220 00:09:38,808 --> 00:09:40,874 by that jellyfish and I peed on you and you got really mad? 221 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:42,609 Did you take one of my pills? 222 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:44,044 You were really mad until it stopped hurting, right? 223 00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:45,879 Yeah. 224 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,548 When you're faced with a life-threatening problem... 225 00:09:47,549 --> 00:09:50,918 which we are, you step away from the problem... 226 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:54,254 and in a calm, adult way, you self-medicate... 227 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:56,223 until the solution presents itself. 228 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:57,757 Okay. 229 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,630 Preferably on a beach with a margarita. 230 00:10:02,198 --> 00:10:03,163 Okay, let's talk about it. 231 00:10:03,165 --> 00:10:04,330 Yes! That's my girl. 232 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,732 Can we plan this in the morning? 233 00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:07,133 No, we gotta go. 234 00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:08,468 What? Where? 235 00:10:08,471 --> 00:10:10,270 Fort Lauderdale... I used your Sky Miles. 236 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:11,572 Today? 237 00:10:11,574 --> 00:10:13,673 Now! Our flight's in three hours. 238 00:10:13,675 --> 00:10:15,742 Meg, absolutely not, that's crazy. 239 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,277 I'm not going on vacation right now. You're completely insane. 240 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,746 KATE: We are going to miss this flight! 241 00:10:19,747 --> 00:10:21,580 This is completely insane! 242 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,583 Why even ask me, if you're gonna just make us... 243 00:10:23,584 --> 00:10:24,617 miss the goddamn flight? 244 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:25,551 MEG: Sir, we can get out here. 245 00:10:25,554 --> 00:10:27,053 KATE: Stop. Stop. Stop! 246 00:10:27,054 --> 00:10:28,354 MEG: Don't yell at the poor guy. 247 00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:29,723 KATE: Thank you, thank you, sir. 248 00:10:29,724 --> 00:10:30,674 Thank you. 249 00:10:29,726 --> 00:10:31,291 You pay the driver, I'll get the bags. 250 00:10:31,294 --> 00:10:34,495 Oh my god. Look at this line! 251 00:10:34,497 --> 00:10:37,397 We are going to miss this flight! 252 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,431 I cannot believe this. 253 00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:41,568 I kept telling you that we had to leave. 254 00:10:41,569 --> 00:10:43,737 KATE: This happens every single time. Look at this line! 255 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,405 There's no way we are making this flight. 256 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:46,772 These are non-refundable tickets. 257 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:48,541 I told you you can take a bath... 258 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,711 or you can poach an egg and not both. 259 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,613 Meg. Meg. What're you doing? 260 00:10:53,616 --> 00:10:55,382 - Hold on. - Get in line! 261 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,349 Excuse me. 262 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,319 My friend and I are about to miss our flight. 263 00:10:59,322 --> 00:11:01,488 Is there any way we can come in this line? 264 00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:03,656 Are you first class or an Elite Club member? 265 00:11:03,659 --> 00:11:07,594 We're first-class ladies. 266 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:09,697 Actually, I think I am an Elite Club member... 267 00:11:09,699 --> 00:11:11,164 if it didn't expire. 268 00:11:11,165 --> 00:11:13,501 Hold on, let me check. 269 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,038 Ugh. 270 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:22,375 No, it's not... ugh. 271 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:25,145 Shoot. I guess not. 272 00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:26,716 Sorry about that. 273 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:29,182 (SIGHS) 274 00:11:30,184 --> 00:11:33,486 Thanks for your help. And thanks for keeping us safe. 275 00:11:33,487 --> 00:11:35,223 I just do check-in. 276 00:11:41,564 --> 00:11:43,396 Why do you always do that? 277 00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:45,068 - Do what? - It's embarrassing. 278 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:54,011 Told you. 279 00:11:56,145 --> 00:11:59,212 You can't just cut in front of all these... 280 00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:03,183 Sorry. Ugh, sorry. 281 00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:07,487 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 282 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:10,757 Oh my god, you are the sweetest thing. 283 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,758 Don't worry about it. 284 00:12:12,761 --> 00:12:17,363 You hungry? 285 00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,236 You could have checked your bag. 286 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:23,471 I was trying to save some money. 287 00:12:23,473 --> 00:12:25,538 - You okay? - Yeah. 288 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,540 You got your headphones, pills, neck pillow... 289 00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:29,409 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 290 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,811 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be epic. 291 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:33,113 Yeah. 292 00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:34,450 Deep breath. 293 00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:38,718 Ma'am, no liquids above 3.4 ounces. 294 00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:41,253 You can dispose of it in that trash can right there. 295 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:43,626 You want me to get rid of it? Sure thing. 296 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:51,802 (CROWD MURMURS) 297 00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:57,707 Whew! 298 00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:03,877 It's easier when it's a beer. 299 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,846 Have a good flight. 300 00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,747 Deep breath, girl. 301 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:11,519 We're going to Florida. It's gonna be so much fun. 302 00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:15,389 Think of the beach, think of the sunshine. 303 00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:17,223 Here's your neck pillow. 304 00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:18,758 Six hours in the air. Up and down. 305 00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,160 Please don't say "down". 306 00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:21,661 We're still on the ground. 307 00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:23,830 Yeah, I know, but we're high enough already. 308 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,765 Middle seats are for suckers, right? 309 00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,867 You know what? I actually think it'd be better if we switched. 310 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,203 I would, but I need extra legroom. 311 00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:32,872 It's sort of a Gandalf-Bilbo situation. 312 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,373 And I'm the hobbit? 313 00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:37,410 Oh my... I'm just saying, I'm taller. 314 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:38,678 Here, take a pill. 315 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,780 - I already took a pill. - Take another. 316 00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,549 Okay. 317 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,918 - I'll get you a water. - No, I don't need any water... 318 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,353 Excuse me, can she get a water... 319 00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:49,388 so she can take her anti-anxiety pill? 320 00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:51,524 Certainly. 321 00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:53,259 Can we please keep this to ourselves? 322 00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:54,495 I was just trying to help. 323 00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:55,762 It's not like I gave him your social. 324 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,197 Just quit with the flirty routine... 325 00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:58,231 it's getting really old. 326 00:13:58,232 --> 00:14:01,334 I wasn't. Geez. Take a deep breath, girl. 327 00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:03,335 I'm surprised you didn't show him your bra. 328 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:06,339 I think he might try and wear it, am I right? Uh-oh. 329 00:14:06,341 --> 00:14:07,706 (BURPING) 330 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,676 Oh my god. Oh, my god! 331 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,411 Soda's coming up. 332 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:13,646 Oh, Jesus Christ, Meg. 333 00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:15,515 I feel like I am in your intestines. 334 00:14:15,516 --> 00:14:16,549 - Take it. - Stop it! 335 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:17,984 - Take it. - Oh my god! 336 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,484 I got one more comin', too. 337 00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:22,559 Excuse me. I think I'm in the middle there. 338 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,208 Thank you. 339 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,448 Hi. 340 00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,683 (BURPING) 341 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:52,852 Here's your water. 342 00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:55,655 - Thank you. - Dear lord. 343 00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:59,195 (MUSIC PLAYING) 344 00:15:08,504 --> 00:15:09,603 I'm Meg, by the way. 345 00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:11,371 Ryan. 346 00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:14,174 So what is it, Ryan? Business or pleasure? 347 00:15:14,177 --> 00:15:16,076 It's a wedding, actually. 348 00:15:16,077 --> 00:15:18,178 Ah, which can sometimes feel like work, right? 349 00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:19,646 Mm. 350 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,414 I feel like last year, I was at somebody's wedding... 351 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:22,949 every other weekend. 352 00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:24,885 Yeah, they uh... come in waves, don't they? 353 00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:25,586 Nah? 354 00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:28,355 How about you? 355 00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,290 - What brings you out? - I have... 356 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,660 A girl's trip. I kinda hate that expression, but it's true. 357 00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:37,130 We are on a trip and we are girls. 358 00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:38,365 Okay, so you two are together? 359 00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,199 Yeah, we're best friends. 360 00:15:40,202 --> 00:15:42,436 We're just sitting in these seats because, you know... 361 00:15:42,438 --> 00:15:45,071 middle seats are for suckers. 362 00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:48,877 Ah, my, uh, reputation precedes me. 363 00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:53,480 I love weddings. 364 00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:54,948 As long as they're other people's. 365 00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:56,216 Yeah, that's the truth, right? 366 00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:58,286 Single ladies in the house. 367 00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:01,588 I'm Kate, by the way. 368 00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,189 Hey, Ryan. It's good to meet you. 369 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,292 You too. 370 00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:06,159 I'm still Meg. Look at us! 371 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,161 Meg Ryan. We're America's sweetheart. 372 00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,965 Do you remember that deli scene? 373 00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:13,566 Yeah, yeah, the, uh, "I'll have what she's having". 374 00:16:13,568 --> 00:16:16,139 (MOANING) 375 00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:22,108 I think that my roommate is trying to do a scene... 376 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,944 from When Harry Met Slarry. 377 00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:25,545 When Harry Met Smarly. 378 00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:30,250 When Harry Met Smarly. When... Smarly Met... 379 00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:31,619 You okay? 380 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,018 (SLURRING) 381 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,321 Is she having a stroke? 382 00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:35,956 - She's fine. She's just... - Smarly... 383 00:16:35,957 --> 00:16:37,190 - Terrified of flying. - M-marley. 384 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,459 She took some pharmaceuticals. 385 00:16:39,462 --> 00:16:41,627 - Stay there. - I'm jealous. 386 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,433 It's gonna be all right. 387 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:48,234 Well, I'll, uh, stop bothering you guys. 388 00:16:48,236 --> 00:16:50,170 Oh, you're not bothering... 389 00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:54,340 (MUSIC PLAYING) 390 00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:55,475 CAPTAIN: (OVER PA) Hello, folks. 391 00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:57,311 This is your captain speaking. 392 00:16:57,313 --> 00:17:00,113 Hurricane Cindy has headed toward the Carolinas... 393 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:02,148 but it looks like she's taken a bit of a turn... 394 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:05,218 and now they're re-directing us to land in St. Louis. 395 00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:07,321 We'll keep you updated as we receive additional information. 396 00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:08,420 Oh, man. 397 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,623 Since when is there a hurricane? 398 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:14,226 It's... been in the news, like all week. 399 00:17:14,228 --> 00:17:17,630 I'm not much of a news junkie. I'm more of a bookworm. 400 00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:19,466 This is just a hate-read. 401 00:17:19,468 --> 00:17:21,237 (BURPS) 402 00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:27,374 Excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna need you to... oh, god. 403 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,441 Really? 404 00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:30,677 Did you need something? 405 00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:33,580 Put your seat up, and your friend, too, please. 406 00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:36,316 Kate? Kate. Wake up for the male steward. 407 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:39,019 It's "flight attendant". I'm moving her forward. 408 00:17:39,022 --> 00:17:40,454 We're landing soon. 409 00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:41,621 Holy shit. 410 00:17:41,622 --> 00:17:45,493 Uh... is she... is she okay? 411 00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:47,496 Let me just... 412 00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:50,629 (SNORING) 413 00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:53,069 We're good. We're good. 414 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:01,011 ♫ ("Kick in the Door" by Xenia Pax playing over speakers) ♫ 415 00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:13,090 Welcome to The Sheraton. 416 00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:19,225 This is the pits. Fuck you, Cindy. 417 00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:20,494 Who's Cindy? 418 00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:22,428 The hurricane. 419 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:25,265 I dunno, it looks like kinda good weather for a hurricane. 420 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:28,168 The hurricane's in Florida, we're in St. Louis. 421 00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:31,274 Jesus, you took way too many pills. 422 00:18:34,141 --> 00:18:37,077 Welcome to the St. Louis Sheraton, I am Anuj. 423 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,711 - How are we today? - Not good, Anuj. 424 00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:40,380 The airline says they lost my bag. 425 00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:42,448 They did? Did they lose mine? 426 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,417 No, they didn't. You didn't check a bag. 427 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:46,852 Oh, right, I didn't check a bag. 428 00:18:46,854 --> 00:18:48,722 My apologies, we're tight on space... 429 00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:50,323 because of the annual jewelry convention. 430 00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:52,292 Jewelers have conventions? 431 00:18:52,294 --> 00:18:55,528 However, I can put you both in a lovely junior suite. 432 00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:56,830 Now, while you're here... 433 00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:58,398 please enjoy our four-star restaurant... 434 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,833 pool, spa, and complimentary shuttle service... 435 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:04,338 to the majestic St. Louis Arch and finally, Tut's Tomb... 436 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:06,407 the number one nightclub in St. Louis two years running. 437 00:19:06,409 --> 00:19:09,141 For that, take the elevator down to P1. 438 00:19:09,143 --> 00:19:11,144 That's super, but we're only here for one night. 439 00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:12,513 Excellent. Well, if you enjoy your stay, 440 00:19:12,515 --> 00:19:14,618 I do hope you'll consider Yelping us. 441 00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:17,650 Ugh. God. 442 00:19:17,651 --> 00:19:20,153 This is what we get for being spontaneous. 443 00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:21,288 (GASPS) 444 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,423 Oh my god, what is that color? 445 00:19:23,426 --> 00:19:25,592 It's not a lipstick, it's my Lip Lacerater. 446 00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:27,761 Oh, it's fantastic. 447 00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:29,428 Thanks. 448 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:32,867 Oh, hey, it's my seat mates. 449 00:19:32,869 --> 00:19:34,667 Good to see you among the living. 450 00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:36,169 Yeah, thank you. 451 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,803 Okay, I need to go down one more I think. 452 00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:40,640 I'm gonna work off some travel frustration at the gym. 453 00:19:40,641 --> 00:19:42,207 Oh, god, your friend's wedding. 454 00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:43,775 Yeah, yeah. It's not for a few days. 455 00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:46,178 I was, uh, going down early for the bachelor party... 456 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,215 but those guys'll be fine. 457 00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:50,251 No natural disaster's gonna stop my buds... 458 00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:51,573 from getting embarrassingly drunk. 459 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:59,325 Hey, um, you guys wanna get a drink later on tonight? 460 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:02,763 Might as well make the best of this, right? 461 00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,429 - Yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah. - Sure. Yeah. 462 00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:06,198 - I like... I like to drink. - She does. 463 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,735 Not a lot, not to excess, but... 464 00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:10,370 Alcohol. 465 00:20:10,371 --> 00:20:11,670 Cool. How about 8:00? 466 00:20:11,672 --> 00:20:13,541 Yeah, yeah, it's a date. 467 00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:15,242 Well, not a date, but a plan. 468 00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:17,511 Yeah. 469 00:20:17,513 --> 00:20:19,846 - Have a good workout. - Stretch, don't forget! 470 00:20:19,849 --> 00:20:22,615 - Now don't... do gym. - Don't hurt yourself. 471 00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:25,217 - Oh, not bad. - And it smells nice, too. 472 00:20:25,219 --> 00:20:27,187 - Not bad at all. - Yeah. 473 00:20:27,188 --> 00:20:29,755 And look at us, having drinks with a hot guy. 474 00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:32,225 Hey, he's having drinks with us. 475 00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,960 Right. 476 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:37,330 And who knows? Maybe one of us will hook up, if he's lucky. 477 00:20:37,332 --> 00:20:39,265 He might go for you. 478 00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:42,268 Or you. You're gorgeous, especially when you're loaded. 479 00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:44,638 I am not, I look like Mickey Rourke. 480 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,740 Enough with Mickey Rourke. Why do you always say that? 481 00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:50,210 - It's how I feel. - Stop it. 482 00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,646 You're beautiful. 483 00:20:52,648 --> 00:20:56,883 This is called "Man Getting Out of Cold Lake". Boop. Boop. 484 00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:59,253 Ugh, thank god I packed my Spanx. 485 00:20:59,255 --> 00:21:01,553 Oh my god, my bag. 486 00:21:01,555 --> 00:21:02,855 Can I borrow a dress? 487 00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:05,926 Oh, I'm so sorry, I only packed one. 488 00:21:05,928 --> 00:21:08,262 Can I wear it? 489 00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:09,629 No. 490 00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:10,496 Well, what if you... 491 00:21:10,497 --> 00:21:12,698 No. 492 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,368 Anuj. 493 00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,735 Is there a mall around here? 494 00:21:15,736 --> 00:21:17,403 Can you hold on one second, please? 495 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,005 - What's that? - The closest mall? 496 00:21:19,006 --> 00:21:21,374 Uh, that would be the Westgate Pavilion near the arch. 497 00:21:21,377 --> 00:21:23,342 - How far is the arch? - 30 minutes without traffic. 498 00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:24,977 Damn it. I need a dress. 499 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,879 We can call a taxi for you. June, will you please call... 500 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,617 No, I need one now, tonight. 501 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:31,384 What would you like me to do? 502 00:21:31,387 --> 00:21:32,585 Fine. 503 00:21:32,588 --> 00:21:33,954 Sir, are you still there? 504 00:21:33,956 --> 00:21:35,888 Yeah, Okay, so those last three digits... 505 00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:38,591 How do I leave a review on Yelp? 506 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:40,352 Can you hold on just one more second, please? 507 00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:43,290 ♫ ("Young and Proud (Remastered)" by Ace of Base arranged for "The Layover" playing over speakers) ♫ 508 00:21:46,699 --> 00:21:48,767 Hey. Wow. 509 00:21:48,769 --> 00:21:50,571 Right? 510 00:21:50,573 --> 00:21:52,273 Where's your other half? 511 00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:55,075 I don't know. Might just be me. 512 00:21:55,076 --> 00:21:57,844 Well, you uh, you look very nice. 513 00:21:57,845 --> 00:22:00,780 Thank you. I didn't pack too much 'cause it's really... 514 00:22:00,783 --> 00:22:03,516 just a girl's trip, but I thought, you know... 515 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,151 I thought I'd try something with what I have... 516 00:22:05,152 --> 00:22:07,257 Holy shit. 517 00:22:10,491 --> 00:22:12,191 You look amazing. 518 00:22:12,193 --> 00:22:14,294 You like it? I wasn't sure I could pull it off. 519 00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:16,130 No, no. You look great. 520 00:22:16,132 --> 00:22:18,832 Meg's an expert at pulling off a dress. 521 00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:22,267 Okay, uh, let me go see if I can snag us a booth. 522 00:22:22,269 --> 00:22:24,205 Where did you get that? 523 00:22:24,207 --> 00:22:26,841 The Indian dude at the front desk. His mom loaned it to me. 524 00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:28,274 Crazy, right? 525 00:22:28,276 --> 00:22:29,610 That is so crazy. 526 00:22:29,612 --> 00:22:31,710 Hey there, you ladies here for Jewel Con? 527 00:22:31,712 --> 00:22:33,746 No, uh, we're just... we're meeting some friends. 528 00:22:33,748 --> 00:22:37,284 Yes, yes, you are... us. Namaste. 529 00:22:37,286 --> 00:22:39,786 I'm Craig, precious gems are my specialty. 530 00:22:39,787 --> 00:22:43,189 Chuck here is in, uh, high-end watch repair. 531 00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:45,391 Shahar does imports. 532 00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:47,794 "Shahar" is Hebrew for "sunrise"... 533 00:22:47,796 --> 00:22:51,864 which you will experience tomorrow morning in my bed. 534 00:22:51,866 --> 00:22:53,700 That was smooth. That was very smooth. 535 00:22:53,701 --> 00:22:54,700 She didn't refuse, that's good. 536 00:22:54,702 --> 00:22:56,504 - Yeah, well... - I have cocaine. 537 00:22:56,506 --> 00:22:58,505 Whoa, Chuck, put it away. 538 00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,207 He's very excited he has cocaine. 539 00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:01,609 He's been showing it to everybody. 540 00:23:01,611 --> 00:23:04,776 I smuggled it on the plane in my underpants. 541 00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:07,715 Enough about us, and you guys are...? 542 00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:09,649 Undercover federal agents investigating... 543 00:23:09,651 --> 00:23:11,383 a counterfeit diamond ring. 544 00:23:11,385 --> 00:23:13,920 So you can either step aside and let us do our job... 545 00:23:13,921 --> 00:23:16,222 or I'll give Kate here the green light to shove her taser... 546 00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:17,623 in your ass and light you up. 547 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,726 Okay, sorry, officers. 548 00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:21,363 Let's go. 549 00:23:34,441 --> 00:23:36,642 Hey. I glommed on to some fellow travelers. 550 00:23:36,644 --> 00:23:39,478 This is Roger and Nancy, Kate and Meg. 551 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,881 Oh my god, you look like a fucking princess. 552 00:23:41,882 --> 00:23:44,383 Thanks, it's a sari. 553 00:23:44,385 --> 00:23:47,188 Honey, you got nothing to be sorry about. 554 00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:49,323 Roger and Nancy are celebrating their anniversary. 555 00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:51,859 Ten years and I think I'll keep her. 556 00:23:51,861 --> 00:23:53,861 Aw. 557 00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:55,261 That's sweet. 558 00:23:55,264 --> 00:23:59,299 Shit. Category four? 559 00:23:59,302 --> 00:24:00,900 NANCY: So much for losing steam. 560 00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:02,535 ROGER: No one's getting out of here tomorrow. 561 00:24:02,536 --> 00:24:04,536 I'm not gonna make the rehearsal dinner. 562 00:24:04,538 --> 00:24:07,373 Oh, come on, don't think like that. 563 00:24:07,374 --> 00:24:09,876 Yeah, hurricanes are notoriously unpredictable. 564 00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:13,713 That's why they name them after women, right? 565 00:24:13,816 --> 00:24:16,982 It was a slam-dunk case, see this guy didn't have a prayer... 566 00:24:16,984 --> 00:24:19,419 but he did have this gorgeous defense attorney. 567 00:24:19,422 --> 00:24:22,021 Gorgeous and gifted defense attorney. 568 00:24:22,022 --> 00:24:23,389 NANCY: All charges were dropped. 569 00:24:23,392 --> 00:24:24,892 Well, not entirely... 570 00:24:24,894 --> 00:24:27,427 I did manage to negotiate into the plea bargain... 571 00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:28,995 that Nancy go on a date with me. 572 00:24:28,998 --> 00:24:32,732 First time in my career, I got two men off in one day. 573 00:24:32,733 --> 00:24:34,367 More than once, as I recall. 574 00:24:34,368 --> 00:24:35,769 I could have you dis-barred, you know? 575 00:24:35,771 --> 00:24:37,805 Yeah? I could have you mounted. 576 00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:40,073 - NANCY: I'll mount you. - ROGER: Did you bring the cuffs? 577 00:24:40,076 --> 00:24:42,040 - I'll blindfold you first. - Oh, interrogation. 578 00:24:42,042 --> 00:24:44,110 Or Q & A? Mm. 579 00:24:44,113 --> 00:24:47,614 I think we lost them. 580 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,682 What about you guys? What do you do? 581 00:24:49,684 --> 00:24:51,550 I'm a CEO. 582 00:24:51,552 --> 00:24:52,885 Wow. 583 00:24:52,886 --> 00:24:55,088 I sell a line of skin care products. 584 00:24:55,089 --> 00:24:56,856 You know Michelle Obama? 585 00:24:56,857 --> 00:24:58,124 Is she a client? 586 00:24:58,126 --> 00:25:00,626 Well, obviously I can't talk about it... 587 00:25:00,627 --> 00:25:02,060 but how about her skin? 588 00:25:02,062 --> 00:25:06,432 Damn. Damn. What about you, Kate? 589 00:25:06,434 --> 00:25:08,836 I'm a teacher... I teach high school. 590 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:10,703 Oh, nice. 591 00:25:10,704 --> 00:25:12,972 Special needs high school. 592 00:25:12,973 --> 00:25:16,076 Wow. Is that hard? 593 00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:19,511 You know what's hard is not being with them right now. 594 00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:22,415 A lot of people think that I teach them... but... 595 00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:24,017 but really, you know, they teach me. 596 00:25:24,019 --> 00:25:25,617 Yeah. 597 00:25:25,619 --> 00:25:28,489 The blind teach me how to listen better... 598 00:25:28,491 --> 00:25:30,758 and the mute teach me... 599 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:36,096 you know, not to talk so much, so I'm gonna stop. 600 00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:38,886 Man, I can't compete with you two. 601 00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:41,001 I'm just a firefighter. 602 00:25:41,002 --> 00:25:44,738 - ♫ ("True Love" by Ms Triniti playing over speakers) ♫ - ♫ Boy boy boy boy boy ♫ 603 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,905 ANUJ: All right, what's up, everybody? Come on. 604 00:25:46,907 --> 00:25:49,509 Eh-yo, this is DJ Spooj, rhymes with Anuj... 605 00:25:49,511 --> 00:25:53,680 'cause we both gonna be on your face by the end of the night. 606 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:55,048 All the junkies in the house say "ho". 607 00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:56,950 CROWD: Ho! 608 00:25:56,952 --> 00:25:58,751 ANUJ: All the wacky knickers in the house say "eh-yo". 609 00:25:58,752 --> 00:26:00,453 CROWD: Eh-yo! 610 00:26:00,454 --> 00:26:01,621 ANUJ: All right, let's get to it. 611 00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:02,992 Have a good night, everybody. 612 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,959 ♫ …can't speak You give me chills all over ♫ 613 00:26:05,961 --> 00:26:07,461 You guys wanna dance? 614 00:26:07,463 --> 00:26:09,462 Who me? 615 00:26:09,464 --> 00:26:13,133 ♫ I had no idea I could feel this high up on another ♫ 616 00:26:13,135 --> 00:26:16,436 ♫ Until one day you had to get on up ♫ 617 00:26:16,438 --> 00:26:20,140 ♫ You dirty scumbag liar breaking my heart ♫ 618 00:26:20,142 --> 00:26:22,675 ♫ And though the whole world crumbled ♫ 619 00:26:22,677 --> 00:26:24,178 ♫ You still found a way ♫ 620 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:28,781 ♫ To put Humpty back together again ♫ 621 00:26:28,783 --> 00:26:33,752 ♫ Boy meets girl boy likes girl and tries to get with girl ♫ 622 00:26:33,754 --> 00:26:35,923 If you're having a good time. You guys know what to do. 623 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:37,790 Yelp us. 624 00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:40,993 ♫ Boy meets girl boy loses girl realize he loves her ♫ 625 00:26:40,995 --> 00:26:46,467 ♫ Then boy gets girl back again and again ♫ 626 00:26:46,469 --> 00:26:54,474 ♫ And so the story begins and ends the same way again ♫ 627 00:26:54,476 --> 00:26:57,711 ♫ As promised 'cause we're only human ♫ 628 00:26:57,713 --> 00:27:00,849 ♫ All looking for true love true love ♫ 629 00:27:00,851 --> 00:27:04,151 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 630 00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:08,360 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 631 00:27:08,362 --> 00:27:11,762 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 632 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:15,760 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 633 00:27:15,762 --> 00:27:20,067 Oh shit, let's get a muh-fuckin dance circle up in here! 634 00:27:20,069 --> 00:27:21,148 Show DJ Spooj what you got! 635 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:25,236 ♫ Boy boy boy boy boy ♫ 636 00:27:25,238 --> 00:27:28,974 ♫ Girl girl girl girl girl ♫ 637 00:27:28,976 --> 00:27:32,712 ♫ Boy boy boy boy boy ♫ 638 00:27:32,714 --> 00:27:36,450 ♫ Girl girl girl girl girl ♫ 639 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:41,152 ♫ Dreamer believer has anybody seen her ♫ 640 00:27:41,154 --> 00:27:43,307 ♫ Or him it don't matter ♫ 641 00:27:43,309 --> 00:27:45,212 ♫ Wherever true love's at yeah ♫ 642 00:27:45,214 --> 00:27:48,514 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 643 00:27:48,516 --> 00:27:52,723 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 644 00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:56,125 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 645 00:27:56,127 --> 00:28:00,123 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 646 00:28:01,321 --> 00:28:03,856 ♫ Boy meets girl boy likes girl ♫ 647 00:28:03,858 --> 00:28:05,724 ♫ And tries to get with girl ♫ 648 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,627 ♫ Boy kisses girl and girl likes that ♫ 649 00:28:08,629 --> 00:28:09,816 ♫ Boy cheats… ♫ 650 00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:14,252 Meg! Hey! Your boob is hanging out! 651 00:28:14,254 --> 00:28:16,623 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 652 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:17,894 Got it. 653 00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:18,576 ♫ …again ♫ 654 00:28:18,578 --> 00:28:26,034 ♫ And so the story begins and ends the same way… ♫ 655 00:28:27,636 --> 00:28:30,604 How long was it out? 656 00:28:30,606 --> 00:28:32,940 20 seconds. 657 00:28:32,942 --> 00:28:35,875 That's the length of a fucking Geico commercial. 658 00:28:35,876 --> 00:28:37,309 You know, I'm impressed anyone... 659 00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:39,580 could have upstaged that flight attendant. 660 00:28:42,849 --> 00:28:46,251 Well, this is you, guys. 661 00:28:46,253 --> 00:28:48,788 I had a... I had a really good time tonight. 662 00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:52,259 Yeah, me too... despite, you know... 663 00:28:52,261 --> 00:28:53,896 - Night. - Night. 664 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:58,898 Hey. 665 00:28:58,901 --> 00:29:00,732 - Yeah? - What's up? 666 00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,001 You know, since we're gonna be stuck here tomorrow... 667 00:29:02,002 --> 00:29:04,136 it may be nice to see the city. 668 00:29:04,137 --> 00:29:06,807 Maybe get a little crazy, buy a St. Louis magnet for the fridge? 669 00:29:06,809 --> 00:29:08,341 Yeah, I-I actually need a magnet. 670 00:29:08,344 --> 00:29:10,041 I have a fridge. 671 00:29:10,043 --> 00:29:11,376 Great. Let's just connect in the morning then. 672 00:29:11,378 --> 00:29:13,913 - Okay. Goodnight. - Goodnight. 673 00:29:13,915 --> 00:29:15,213 Hey, you know what? 674 00:29:15,215 --> 00:29:16,982 I uh, I'm actually gonna ride up with you. 675 00:29:16,984 --> 00:29:19,353 The uh, the ice machine on our floor is broken, so... 676 00:29:19,355 --> 00:29:21,120 - Oh. - What do you need ice for? 677 00:29:21,123 --> 00:29:22,855 Ice water. 678 00:29:22,857 --> 00:29:25,124 Wait, you can't go. I need you to open our door. 679 00:29:25,126 --> 00:29:26,759 We... we both have keys. 680 00:29:26,761 --> 00:29:28,294 I left mine in the room. 681 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,895 - I think that's the bell... - Well here, whatever... 682 00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:31,197 you can... you can just take mine. 683 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,732 You know what? I'll just go with you. 684 00:29:33,734 --> 00:29:35,867 Don't be silly, you don't need two people to get ice. 685 00:29:35,869 --> 00:29:37,236 Thank you. 686 00:29:37,239 --> 00:29:39,005 I just thought it would be easier for you. 687 00:29:39,008 --> 00:29:40,072 Elevator's closing, good luck with the ice, guys. 688 00:29:40,075 --> 00:29:41,339 - Oh, goodnight! - Goodnight! 689 00:29:41,341 --> 00:29:43,644 MEG: Ice? Really? 690 00:29:43,646 --> 00:29:44,911 At least I didn't pull my boob out. 691 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,245 Do you think I did that on purpose? 692 00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:47,748 I know that you did. You have great tits. 693 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:48,948 That's insane! 694 00:29:48,951 --> 00:29:50,651 Listen, I know you wanna do your thing... 695 00:29:50,653 --> 00:29:53,251 - Not the great tits part. - But I actually like him. 696 00:29:53,253 --> 00:29:56,322 - Well, I love him. - You love him? 697 00:29:56,325 --> 00:29:57,691 Yes, I love him. 698 00:29:57,693 --> 00:29:59,326 You don't even know his last name. 699 00:29:59,328 --> 00:30:01,927 So? Do Romeo and Juliet know each other's last name? 700 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:05,097 Yes! Montague and Capulet. 701 00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:08,434 Oh, I'm an English teacher. 702 00:30:08,435 --> 00:30:10,903 I want him. 703 00:30:11,005 --> 00:30:13,707 Not this time. 704 00:30:14,809 --> 00:30:17,142 You want me to choose? 705 00:30:17,145 --> 00:30:18,977 Whichever, we're totally cool with it. 706 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:21,046 Yeah, totally. I'm cool, too. 707 00:30:21,049 --> 00:30:24,817 Well, I mean, they say the St. Louis art museum's pretty... 708 00:30:24,819 --> 00:30:27,752 great, but what a day to hit the botanical gardens, right? 709 00:30:27,753 --> 00:30:30,620 Or door number three. 710 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:33,125 Boom! A hot air balloon ride! 711 00:30:33,127 --> 00:30:35,261 - Now that is rad. - A balloon? 712 00:30:35,263 --> 00:30:36,561 He said he wanted to see the city. 713 00:30:36,562 --> 00:30:38,062 This way he can see all of it. 714 00:30:38,064 --> 00:30:40,867 Aw, man, this seems way more fun than paintings and plants. 715 00:30:40,869 --> 00:30:42,901 Yeah well, you know, it's not just paintings, it's... 716 00:30:42,904 --> 00:30:45,670 it's furniture and sculptures and... 717 00:30:45,673 --> 00:30:48,174 Oh, I forgot your fear of heights. 718 00:30:48,176 --> 00:30:51,276 Oh... oh, we don't have to do the balloon ride. 719 00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:52,811 Oh, no, I know. 720 00:30:52,812 --> 00:30:53,945 How about you hit the museum... 721 00:30:53,946 --> 00:30:55,915 Ryan and I will go in the balloon... 722 00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:57,250 and then we can all meet up for dinner later. 723 00:30:57,252 --> 00:30:59,117 Yeah, if you're scared of flying. 724 00:30:59,119 --> 00:31:00,918 No, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 725 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,821 It's just airplanes, so I'll go. I'm going. 726 00:31:03,823 --> 00:31:05,625 - You sure? - Yeah, absolutely. 727 00:31:05,627 --> 00:31:07,193 It'll be an adventure. 728 00:31:07,195 --> 00:31:10,096 All right then... go ballooning. 729 00:31:10,098 --> 00:31:11,963 PILOT: The ride should last about an hour. 730 00:31:11,965 --> 00:31:14,699 My brother will follow us in the chase car. 731 00:31:14,702 --> 00:31:17,203 Make sure all personal belongings are secure. 732 00:31:17,205 --> 00:31:20,839 Also, for the lovers, we have cold champagne for purchase. 733 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,875 Okay, any questions? 734 00:31:22,877 --> 00:31:26,878 Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you see? 735 00:31:26,879 --> 00:31:32,716 Uh, don't worry, ma'am. I, uh, see just fine. 736 00:31:32,718 --> 00:31:37,254 Just messing with you. All right then. 737 00:31:37,256 --> 00:31:38,956 Let's touch the sky! 738 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:41,694 Woo! 739 00:31:41,696 --> 00:31:43,596 Here we go! 740 00:31:43,598 --> 00:31:46,969 (MUSIC PLAYING) 741 00:31:59,213 --> 00:32:00,282 Yeah! 742 00:32:12,225 --> 00:32:13,291 Wow. 743 00:32:13,292 --> 00:32:15,126 Beautiful, isn't it? 744 00:32:15,128 --> 00:32:17,796 St. Louis doesn't look so bad from up here. 745 00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,898 It's pretty spectacular, right? 746 00:32:19,899 --> 00:32:21,900 Yeah, it's really great. 747 00:32:21,903 --> 00:32:25,103 You okay? You're sweating. 748 00:32:25,106 --> 00:32:27,339 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm just... I'm really hot. 749 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:31,010 It'll be nice and cool when we hit about 2,000 feet. 750 00:32:31,012 --> 00:32:32,377 How high are we right now? 751 00:32:32,378 --> 00:32:35,680 - 500. - (RETCHES) 752 00:32:35,683 --> 00:32:38,350 You, uh, you sure you're okay? 753 00:32:38,351 --> 00:32:40,154 Yes, yes, yes. 754 00:32:42,156 --> 00:32:45,724 No, no, no, no, no! You get me down right now! 755 00:32:45,725 --> 00:32:47,392 Get me down right now! 756 00:32:47,395 --> 00:32:49,293 Ma'am, ma'am, we gotta go up to catch the current. 757 00:32:49,295 --> 00:32:51,262 Fuck the fucking current! 758 00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:52,865 I think she's having a panic attack. 759 00:32:52,867 --> 00:32:54,165 - Oh, great. - Shh. 760 00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:55,867 - (HYPERVENTILATING) - She's fine. 761 00:32:55,869 --> 00:32:57,638 Breathe. Breathe. 762 00:32:59,872 --> 00:33:02,875 Find your breath. Look at me. Find your breath. 763 00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:06,411 I'm sorry. I didn't want to disappoint you. 764 00:33:06,414 --> 00:33:09,280 Now let's take my hands, stare into my eyes. 765 00:33:09,282 --> 00:33:11,250 They're... so beautiful. 766 00:33:11,252 --> 00:33:14,352 Like... like a... robin's egg. 767 00:33:14,355 --> 00:33:17,055 Let's sing a song, you and me, okay? 768 00:33:17,058 --> 00:33:20,925 - ♫ ("Fucking' Perfect" by Pink. Ryan and Kate sing) ♫ - ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♫ 769 00:33:20,926 --> 00:33:23,261 ♫ Like you're less than ♫ 770 00:33:23,263 --> 00:33:25,196 Is that Pink? 771 00:33:25,197 --> 00:33:27,165 I don't know, it was the first song that came to my head. 772 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:28,166 I kinda like her. 773 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:30,403 I like her, too. 774 00:33:30,405 --> 00:33:32,302 - Ready? - Yeah. 775 00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:35,307 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♫ 776 00:33:35,309 --> 00:33:37,943 - Oh, jeez. - Gosh, this is fun. 777 00:33:37,945 --> 00:33:41,112 RYAN: ♫ Fucking perfect ♫ 778 00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:39,903 This is so fucking fun. 779 00:33:41,115 --> 00:33:42,814 RYAN: ♫ Pretty pretty please ♫ 780 00:33:42,817 --> 00:33:44,916 - Jeez. - How much for the champagne? 781 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,917 $100 with tax. I take credit card. 782 00:33:46,919 --> 00:33:49,288 Are you insane? That's a $20 bottle of brut. 783 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:51,156 You're welcome to shop around. 784 00:33:51,157 --> 00:33:53,992 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♫ 785 00:33:53,994 --> 00:33:56,395 ♫ Like you're less than ♫ 786 00:33:53,146 --> 00:33:54,557 I'll take the fucking champagne. 787 00:33:56,397 --> 00:33:58,263 ♫ Fucking perfect ♫ 788 00:33:58,264 --> 00:34:00,131 Look who has bubbly. 789 00:34:00,134 --> 00:34:02,901 Let's drink some champagne and really take in this view. 790 00:34:02,904 --> 00:34:04,369 You know, I'm not sure alcohol... 791 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,038 is a good idea for her right now. 792 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,406 I wasn't talking about her. She's fine. 793 00:34:08,407 --> 00:34:10,775 This happens all the time. 794 00:34:10,777 --> 00:34:13,377 - Shh. - Oh, you should go and have fun. 795 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:15,884 Hey, I am having fun. 796 00:34:17,784 --> 00:34:20,286 Me, too. So much fun. 797 00:34:20,288 --> 00:34:22,788 - Agh, my eye! - Oh, shit! Shit! 798 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:25,290 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 799 00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:26,826 Did you hit him in his good eye? 800 00:34:26,828 --> 00:34:28,377 She hit me in my only eye! 801 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,462 KATE: What?! 802 00:34:29,464 --> 00:34:31,895 Here, let me take a look, let me take a look. 803 00:34:31,897 --> 00:34:33,098 Is it bad? I can't see. 804 00:34:33,101 --> 00:34:34,732 Yeah, you got a small cut. 805 00:34:34,735 --> 00:34:36,235 - Oh god, he's crying blood! - Your pupil is red. 806 00:34:36,237 --> 00:34:38,203 - Shit! Shit! - I don't think it's too serious. 807 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,172 - There's a little bit of blood. - Oh my god we're gonna die! 808 00:34:40,174 --> 00:34:42,842 Everybody calm down! No one's going to die! 809 00:34:42,844 --> 00:34:45,076 We're just gonna have to land a little early, okay? 810 00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:46,877 - Okay. - Okay. 811 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,250 Now, I just gotta ask: has anybody ever piloted... 812 00:34:51,252 --> 00:34:53,889 a hot air balloon before? 813 00:34:55,056 --> 00:34:55,822 (SCREAMING) 814 00:34:55,466 --> 00:34:56,422 What? 815 00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:58,156 What the fuck are you talking about? 816 00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:00,025 PILOT: Calm down! It's gonna be all right! 817 00:35:00,027 --> 00:35:02,998 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 818 00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:06,331 (SCREAMING) 819 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,333 (ALL SCREAMING) 820 00:35:08,335 --> 00:35:10,103 - Are you okay? - No! 821 00:35:11,404 --> 00:35:13,772 Oh my god! Oh my god! 822 00:35:13,775 --> 00:35:17,342 - PILOT: Can somebody call for an ambulance? - Oh my god! 823 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:22,047 Please! Please be quiet! 824 00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:19,377 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever ♫ 825 00:35:22,049 --> 00:35:24,348 Shut the fuck up! 826 00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:27,354 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 827 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:28,268 Please! Oh my god! Oh my god! 828 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:31,826 Que pasa? 829 00:35:37,998 --> 00:35:40,498 Hey, how was the balloon ride? Nice view of the arch, right? 830 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,034 It was great. 831 00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:44,368 I have some good news from the airlines. 832 00:35:44,371 --> 00:35:45,971 The flight's back on? 833 00:35:45,973 --> 00:35:47,404 No, they found your bag. 834 00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:48,906 I'm so sorry, I should have led with that. 835 00:35:48,909 --> 00:35:50,942 Yes! Thank you, Anuj. 836 00:35:50,944 --> 00:35:53,112 Well, shall we celebrate being alive? 837 00:35:53,114 --> 00:35:55,047 Honestly, I think I'm just gonna relax. 838 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:58,415 I'm gonna go upstairs, call Florida, maybe hit the pool. 839 00:35:58,418 --> 00:35:59,518 - Oh, I'll join you! - I'll come with you. 840 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,353 I love the pool. 841 00:36:01,355 --> 00:36:03,255 Now that I have a suitcase, I don't have to go naked. 842 00:36:03,257 --> 00:36:05,326 Maybe I'll just go naked. 843 00:36:10,063 --> 00:36:11,397 Oh my god, I hate myself. 844 00:36:15,502 --> 00:36:17,404 I think I'm ready. 845 00:36:18,438 --> 00:36:21,072 Oh, cute suit. 846 00:36:21,074 --> 00:36:22,444 I'll see you by the pool. 847 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,853 (MUSIC PLAYING) 848 00:36:47,301 --> 00:36:48,868 KATE: Lacerater. 849 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,111 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 850 00:36:58,377 --> 00:37:00,014 Can I get two Mai Tai's over here? 851 00:37:11,092 --> 00:37:12,293 Hey! 852 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,625 This is amazing. 853 00:37:14,627 --> 00:37:17,328 You've got to try it. 854 00:37:17,331 --> 00:37:19,130 It looks very inviting. 855 00:37:19,132 --> 00:37:21,598 I was actually wondering if you're not doing anything later- 856 00:37:21,601 --> 00:37:23,969 First, I wasn't talking to you, and second... 857 00:37:23,971 --> 00:37:25,203 it's not gonna happen, okay? 858 00:37:25,206 --> 00:37:27,239 Um, this is closed. 859 00:37:27,241 --> 00:37:29,007 And it's not what you think, that you're not hot enough... 860 00:37:29,009 --> 00:37:31,076 because you're totally hot enough. 861 00:37:31,078 --> 00:37:32,380 I've dated way lower. 862 00:37:34,014 --> 00:37:35,313 This seat is taken. 863 00:37:35,315 --> 00:37:38,516 Guys, leave the seat next to Meg open. 864 00:37:38,518 --> 00:37:40,054 Come on, scoot. 865 00:37:40,269 --> 00:37:42,290 There you go. 866 00:37:45,659 --> 00:37:47,424 - Huh. - Seriously? What are you doing? 867 00:37:47,427 --> 00:37:48,927 Yeah, I don't know. 868 00:37:48,929 --> 00:37:50,627 KATE: Hey! 869 00:37:50,629 --> 00:37:52,498 (MAN WHISTLING) 870 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:57,136 Hey, Ryan! Look, I snagged us a chair. 871 00:37:57,138 --> 00:38:01,239 Oh my god. Oh, Jesus mother fu... Oh... oh my god. 872 00:38:01,241 --> 00:38:02,641 Oh my god, oh... 873 00:38:02,643 --> 00:38:04,980 I think I might just lay out for a bit. 874 00:38:08,281 --> 00:38:11,415 Wow, you look great. 875 00:38:11,418 --> 00:38:12,621 Oh, thanks. 876 00:38:14,054 --> 00:38:15,089 Stop. 877 00:38:20,594 --> 00:38:25,029 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 878 00:38:25,031 --> 00:38:27,565 See, this is a definition of "cock block". 879 00:38:27,567 --> 00:38:29,467 I'm really sorry about today. 880 00:38:29,469 --> 00:38:32,438 Thank you so much. I'm really... I'm embarrassed. 881 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,040 Embarrassed? I'm the one that sang Pink. 882 00:38:36,043 --> 00:38:37,710 I have the feeling that that's not the first time... 883 00:38:37,712 --> 00:38:39,545 that you've sang that out loud. 884 00:38:39,547 --> 00:38:40,746 RYAN: No comment. 885 00:38:40,748 --> 00:38:42,547 Wanna take a dip? 886 00:38:42,549 --> 00:38:44,415 Um, actually I think we're just gonna hang out here... 887 00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,583 Yeah, I wouldn't mind swimming. 888 00:38:45,585 --> 00:38:47,987 Yeah, me, too. I'd love to do that. 889 00:38:47,989 --> 00:38:49,554 I'll come, too. 890 00:38:49,556 --> 00:38:51,158 (KIDS LAUGHING) 891 00:38:53,761 --> 00:38:56,027 - You don't see that much. - What? 892 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,730 A hotel pool you can actually dive in. 893 00:38:57,732 --> 00:38:59,498 We love diving! 894 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,766 We used to go every summer at your... 895 00:39:00,768 --> 00:39:02,668 At my dad's houseboat! 896 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:05,371 You were so nervous to jump in at first, remember? 897 00:39:05,373 --> 00:39:07,072 You told me there were piranhas in the lake... 898 00:39:07,074 --> 00:39:09,406 and it freaked me out... that was so mean of you. 899 00:39:09,409 --> 00:39:11,442 You're just mad 'cause I always beat you at diving. 900 00:39:11,444 --> 00:39:13,045 That's 'cause your dad was the judge. 901 00:39:13,047 --> 00:39:14,078 I would have won with an impartial jury. 902 00:39:14,081 --> 00:39:15,480 I was so much better than you. 903 00:39:15,482 --> 00:39:17,449 That's funny. 904 00:39:17,451 --> 00:39:19,087 Well, you got one now. 905 00:39:23,257 --> 00:39:26,257 ♫ ("Set It Off" by Baby Eskimo playing over speakers) ♫ 906 00:39:26,259 --> 00:39:30,331 Okay, let's start with the basics. Jack knife. 907 00:39:35,036 --> 00:39:37,402 You call that a jack knife? That was more like a belly flop. 908 00:39:37,404 --> 00:39:40,172 And deduct points for splash, that's the Olympic rules. 909 00:39:40,174 --> 00:39:41,406 Got it. 910 00:39:41,409 --> 00:39:44,576 Now, a jack knife... the right way. 911 00:39:44,578 --> 00:39:45,612 Whoa. 912 00:39:48,348 --> 00:39:50,181 Oh, shit. 913 00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:53,618 Impartial judge gives you a five... both of you. 914 00:39:53,621 --> 00:39:56,554 Time to step it up, back flip. 915 00:39:56,556 --> 00:39:58,192 Go on, do it. 916 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,362 Okay! 917 00:40:06,699 --> 00:40:08,433 Nice! 918 00:40:08,435 --> 00:40:09,603 That was your best back flip? 919 00:40:18,145 --> 00:40:20,545 What're you doing? 920 00:40:20,547 --> 00:40:23,181 Forward one-and-a-half tuck. 921 00:40:23,183 --> 00:40:25,348 - Uh... - What is that? 922 00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:27,286 Are you crazy? That is so dangerous. 923 00:40:27,288 --> 00:40:29,252 - Still scared, I guess. - No, I'm not scared. 924 00:40:29,255 --> 00:40:31,656 It's gonna kick out. 925 00:40:31,659 --> 00:40:35,230 Okay, fine, go ahead, go ahead, do what you want. 926 00:40:36,297 --> 00:40:37,565 Front one-and-a-half tuck. 927 00:40:42,868 --> 00:40:44,530 Oh my god. 928 00:40:44,531 --> 00:40:45,670 Ooh, oh, no! 929 00:40:45,672 --> 00:40:48,139 That hurts. 930 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:50,875 KATE: Meg? Meg, are you all right? 931 00:40:50,877 --> 00:40:54,681 Why are you just sitting down there? Are you okay? 932 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,319 KATE: Meg? Are you coming up? 933 00:41:02,322 --> 00:41:04,792 Meg, are you alive? Meg! 934 00:41:15,469 --> 00:41:18,572 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 935 00:41:26,447 --> 00:41:28,116 Hi. 936 00:41:28,647 --> 00:41:29,650 Hey. 937 00:41:32,286 --> 00:41:33,520 Are we drinking? 938 00:41:35,556 --> 00:41:37,257 She'll have a Screwdriver. 939 00:41:42,362 --> 00:41:43,761 Not so much ice. 940 00:41:43,764 --> 00:41:45,433 Just three cubes. 941 00:41:48,536 --> 00:41:49,866 Are you okay? 942 00:41:49,868 --> 00:41:50,824 Yeah. 943 00:41:50,825 --> 00:41:52,737 Actually, no. 944 00:41:52,739 --> 00:41:54,505 I think I turned my eyelid inside out. 945 00:41:54,507 --> 00:41:56,440 Oh, there's my girls. 946 00:41:56,442 --> 00:41:58,409 Can I have two Tequila Sunrises? 947 00:41:58,411 --> 00:41:59,911 Did you hear the weather report? 948 00:41:59,913 --> 00:42:01,913 They said that the hurricane has passed through... 949 00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:04,248 so you two might get a little beach time after all. 950 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:05,616 Hm. 951 00:42:05,618 --> 00:42:06,717 Great. 952 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,487 Ah, great. 953 00:42:08,489 --> 00:42:09,886 Yeah, a few days of a time share isn't as good as a week... 954 00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:13,723 but you know, I'll take what I can get. 955 00:42:13,726 --> 00:42:16,661 I'm not gonna see Roger again for a month. 956 00:42:16,663 --> 00:42:17,795 Is he traveling? 957 00:42:17,797 --> 00:42:20,498 Back to the wife and kids. 958 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,933 Thank you. 959 00:42:21,935 --> 00:42:23,335 I-I'm sorry, back to where? 960 00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:25,737 Roger's married, just not to me. 961 00:42:25,739 --> 00:42:27,505 You were celebrating your anniversary. 962 00:42:27,507 --> 00:42:28,909 Of a love affair. 963 00:42:31,243 --> 00:42:33,978 Fuck you, don't judge me. 'Cause I don't like that. 964 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,480 'Cause let me tell you something. 965 00:42:35,482 --> 00:42:38,549 I am a lady who demands perfection, okay? 966 00:42:38,552 --> 00:42:39,616 Is it fair to his wife? 967 00:42:39,618 --> 00:42:40,618 No. 968 00:42:40,621 --> 00:42:41,786 Is it fair to his kids? 969 00:42:41,788 --> 00:42:43,487 No. 970 00:42:43,489 --> 00:42:44,790 I don't care. 971 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:47,726 Because I would do anything for Roger. 972 00:42:47,728 --> 00:42:49,694 NANCY: I would die for that man. 973 00:42:49,697 --> 00:42:51,362 Wow. 974 00:42:51,364 --> 00:42:52,797 It's true. I'd kill for him. 975 00:42:52,799 --> 00:42:54,732 I'd kill his family, I'd kill his wife. 976 00:42:54,735 --> 00:42:56,000 Anybody got in my way, I'd kill 'em. 977 00:42:56,002 --> 00:42:57,835 Right there. Kill 'em. 978 00:42:57,837 --> 00:42:59,770 I'd kill you, I'd kill you, I'd kill everyone. 979 00:42:59,772 --> 00:43:02,308 And I know how to do it, too, 'cause my brother's a Navy Seal. 980 00:43:05,346 --> 00:43:06,645 I'm just kidding! 981 00:43:06,647 --> 00:43:07,647 Oh... 982 00:43:10,317 --> 00:43:13,250 It was a joke. But seriously, you know? 983 00:43:13,252 --> 00:43:14,987 Sometimes you just gotta take what you want... 984 00:43:14,989 --> 00:43:16,721 whatever the cost. 985 00:43:16,723 --> 00:43:18,723 Because at the end of the day, nobody gives a shit... 986 00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:21,558 whether you're happy or not, you know what I'm sayin'? 987 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,364 You can put their drinks on my tab. 988 00:43:26,634 --> 00:43:27,753 Thanks for everything, guys. 989 00:43:35,808 --> 00:43:37,476 - Ryan! - Ryan! 990 00:43:37,478 --> 00:43:38,980 - No, no, no! - Wait! Wait up! 991 00:43:41,382 --> 00:43:43,547 - Oh, hey! - There he is. 992 00:43:43,949 --> 00:43:45,349 - KATE: Hey. - Oh, hey. 993 00:43:45,351 --> 00:43:48,018 I uh, was actually looking for you two. 994 00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:50,155 Oh, well, look and you shall find. 995 00:43:50,157 --> 00:43:52,222 Yeah, I wanted to see you guys before I left. 996 00:43:52,224 --> 00:43:54,059 There's my road buddy. 997 00:43:54,061 --> 00:43:55,059 Hey. 998 00:43:55,061 --> 00:43:56,293 - Ladies. - Hi. 999 00:43:56,295 --> 00:43:57,695 How's your eye, Meg? 1000 00:43:57,697 --> 00:43:59,228 - It's fine. - It looks a little... 1001 00:43:59,231 --> 00:44:00,864 You're leaving now? 1002 00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:02,300 Yeah, didn't you see the weather report? 1003 00:44:02,302 --> 00:44:04,101 Our flight's gonna be back on any moment. 1004 00:44:04,103 --> 00:44:06,804 I'm out of time. I just, you know, can't take the chance. 1005 00:44:06,806 --> 00:44:08,072 If we drive through the night... 1006 00:44:08,074 --> 00:44:09,373 I can get you to Fort by morning. 1007 00:44:09,376 --> 00:44:10,474 What fort? 1008 00:44:10,476 --> 00:44:12,710 Oh, local speak, Fort Lauderdale. 1009 00:44:12,713 --> 00:44:15,079 You're going on a road trip with a complete stranger? 1010 00:44:15,081 --> 00:44:18,083 He could be a serial killer for all you know. 1011 00:44:18,085 --> 00:44:19,949 I'm not a serial killer. 1012 00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:22,820 That's exactly what a serial killer would say. 1013 00:44:22,822 --> 00:44:24,922 You're something, you know that? Let's hit the road. 1014 00:44:24,925 --> 00:44:26,023 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1015 00:44:26,025 --> 00:44:28,126 Serial killer. That's great. 1016 00:44:28,128 --> 00:44:31,795 Awesome meeting you both. 1017 00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:33,432 - Bye. - Bye. 1018 00:44:35,134 --> 00:44:36,900 (INHALES) 1019 00:44:36,902 --> 00:44:39,204 All right. 1020 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,608 Yeah, okay. 1021 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,280 - Bye. - Wait! 1022 00:44:49,282 --> 00:44:51,983 - Got room for one more? - Oh, shit. 1023 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:54,351 I'll just be one minute. 1024 00:44:54,353 --> 00:44:56,454 Hey, you know what? Make that... make that two! 1025 00:44:56,456 --> 00:44:58,693 I'll be right back, okay? 1026 00:45:01,228 --> 00:45:03,927 I can't help it. I love fucked up women. 1027 00:45:03,929 --> 00:45:06,063 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1028 00:45:06,065 --> 00:45:08,066 ♫ Yeah a steward you could be ♫ 1029 00:45:08,068 --> 00:45:11,202 ♫ And I'm your DJ You're my record of the week ♫ 1030 00:45:11,204 --> 00:45:14,438 ♫ And we'll do everything ♫ 1031 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,306 I gotta say, I did not see this coming. 1032 00:45:16,309 --> 00:45:18,309 A little company, a little conversation. 1033 00:45:18,311 --> 00:45:20,311 Usually I'd just be blasting my tunes. 1034 00:45:20,313 --> 00:45:22,045 Uh, by the way, are you guys on Google Plus? 1035 00:45:22,047 --> 00:45:23,947 - No. - No, I'm on Tinder. 1036 00:45:23,949 --> 00:45:26,284 Well, get on it. We should all be in each other's circles. 1037 00:45:26,286 --> 00:45:28,018 How long is the drive? 1038 00:45:28,021 --> 00:45:29,820 Oh, it'll be no time at all. I know all the back ways. 1039 00:45:29,822 --> 00:45:31,456 Uh, 17 hours? 1040 00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,090 I've got a million songs on this thing... 1041 00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:34,925 so we're all covered on music. 1042 00:45:34,927 --> 00:45:38,829 Right now we're listening to the "south on I-24 mix". 1043 00:45:38,831 --> 00:45:41,166 Please wait four songs before complaining. 1044 00:45:41,168 --> 00:45:44,302 This is gonna be fun. Seven hours, no sweat. 1045 00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:46,103 Seventeen. 1046 00:45:46,106 --> 00:45:47,407 Oh. 1047 00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:52,342 I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I'm bringing an apple... 1048 00:45:52,344 --> 00:45:56,947 a banana, an egg, a frog, a um... 1049 00:45:56,949 --> 00:45:58,583 griffon, a haberdasher, 1050 00:45:58,585 --> 00:46:01,585 an icicle, a jackalope, and a knight. 1051 00:46:01,588 --> 00:46:03,286 Ha! 1052 00:46:03,289 --> 00:46:05,023 It was "k", and you're an English teacher! 1053 00:46:05,025 --> 00:46:07,190 No, it is "k", it's "k", like a knight in shining armor. 1054 00:46:07,193 --> 00:46:09,126 I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I'm bringing an apple... 1055 00:46:09,128 --> 00:46:11,996 a banana, a Chihuahua, a dolphin, an egg, a frog... 1056 00:46:11,998 --> 00:46:14,565 a griffon, a haberdasher, an icicle, a jackalope... 1057 00:46:14,568 --> 00:46:17,135 a knight, and a labradoodle. 1058 00:46:17,137 --> 00:46:19,204 - Meg, it's your turn! - Nice work! 1059 00:46:19,206 --> 00:46:21,905 Ok, I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I hate this fucking game. 1060 00:46:21,907 --> 00:46:25,246 ♫ ("Glass Walls" by Nik Ammar playing over speakers) ♫ 1061 00:46:26,612 --> 00:46:28,911 - Gin. - Son of a bitch. 1062 00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:30,280 You know what? I wanna sit in the back. 1063 00:46:30,282 --> 00:46:31,481 - I'd hate me, too. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1064 00:46:31,483 --> 00:46:33,284 - No, no switching! - It's my turn! 1065 00:46:33,286 --> 00:46:35,987 - No, no, hey, hey, no switching! - What're you doing? 1066 00:46:35,989 --> 00:46:37,188 Get back in the front. 1067 00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:38,188 Just get right there. 1068 00:46:38,190 --> 00:46:40,623 Go, so I can sit here! 1069 00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:42,260 - What're you doing? - It's my turn! 1070 00:46:42,262 --> 00:46:46,063 ♫ ("L.O.V.E" by Extreme Music playing over speakers) ♫ 1071 00:46:46,065 --> 00:46:47,867 - Hey. - Thank you. 1072 00:46:50,202 --> 00:46:52,472 They always put too much ice in this. 1073 00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:57,041 Ah, what're you doing? 1074 00:46:57,043 --> 00:47:00,146 Come on. Ugh. 1075 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:07,516 ♫ Headed down to the beach hand in hand just you and me ♫ 1076 00:47:07,518 --> 00:47:11,922 Oh my god. Oh my god, did you seriously do that? 1077 00:47:11,925 --> 00:47:13,992 - That is disgusting. - Oooh. 1078 00:47:13,994 --> 00:47:15,958 Oh my god. Oh my god! Open down the window! 1079 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,362 - Agh, dude! - For God's sakes! 1080 00:47:17,364 --> 00:47:19,063 That is disgusting! 1081 00:47:19,065 --> 00:47:21,499 - ♫ ("Don't You Want Me" by The Human League playing over speakers) ♫ - ♫ You've got the world at your feet ♫ 1082 00:47:21,501 --> 00:47:25,536 ♫ Success has been so easy for you ♫ 1083 00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:27,438 ♫ But don't forget it's me ♫ 1084 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,574 ♫ Who put you where you are now ♫ 1085 00:47:29,576 --> 00:47:33,677 ♫ And I can put you back down too ♫ 1086 00:47:33,679 --> 00:47:37,682 ♫ Don't don't you want me ♫ 1087 00:47:37,684 --> 00:47:39,383 ♫ You know I can't believe it ♫ 1088 00:47:39,385 --> 00:47:41,952 ♫ When I hear that you won't see me ♫ 1089 00:47:41,954 --> 00:47:45,960 ♫ Don't don't you want me ♫ 1090 00:47:50,195 --> 00:47:51,929 It smells nice. 1091 00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:54,666 It's lavender. It's great for dry skin. 1092 00:47:54,668 --> 00:47:57,601 Not that you have any. 1093 00:47:57,603 --> 00:47:59,637 Feels good. 1094 00:47:59,639 --> 00:48:02,606 Minerals, essential vitamins, and extracts. 1095 00:48:02,608 --> 00:48:03,608 (SENDS MESSAGE) 1096 00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,275 Also a shit ton of honey. 1097 00:48:05,277 --> 00:48:07,143 It's like sticking your hand in a beehive. 1098 00:48:07,146 --> 00:48:08,679 Careful, don't get stung. 1099 00:48:08,681 --> 00:48:11,014 - (MESSAGE ALERT) - Oh my god. 1100 00:48:11,016 --> 00:48:12,949 - What? - It's from Meg's mom. 1101 00:48:12,952 --> 00:48:14,485 I texted her to wish her a happy birthday and... 1102 00:48:14,487 --> 00:48:16,253 It's not her birthday. 1103 00:48:16,255 --> 00:48:17,588 She sent me this photo of when we were in high school. 1104 00:48:17,590 --> 00:48:19,222 What photo? 1105 00:48:19,224 --> 00:48:22,226 Oh my god. When is this from? 1106 00:48:22,228 --> 00:48:24,061 - It's, uh, prom. - (RYAN LAUGHS) 1107 00:48:24,063 --> 00:48:25,563 RYAN: What is that on your head? 1108 00:48:25,565 --> 00:48:27,431 - It's um... - It's nothing, it's just a hat. 1109 00:48:27,434 --> 00:48:29,498 It's a helmet. It's a protective helmet... for her skull. 1110 00:48:29,501 --> 00:48:31,335 Uh, may I see? 1111 00:48:31,338 --> 00:48:33,972 Oh, yeah, my nephew had one of those when he was three... 1112 00:48:33,974 --> 00:48:36,206 and a half months old, 'cause his head was shaped... 1113 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:38,275 like a zucchini and they were trying to reshape it. 1114 00:48:38,277 --> 00:48:39,543 Was your head shaped like a zucchini? 1115 00:48:39,545 --> 00:48:41,012 No, I just had migraines. 1116 00:48:41,014 --> 00:48:42,411 She had this really rare condition. 1117 00:48:42,414 --> 00:48:44,983 It was um, what was it? It was complex... 1118 00:48:44,985 --> 00:48:46,717 Complex chiari malformation. 1119 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Malformation. It was horrible. 1120 00:48:49,621 --> 00:48:51,554 The kids just called her horrible names. 1121 00:48:51,556 --> 00:48:53,690 She wore the thing for six months. It was terrible. 1122 00:48:53,693 --> 00:48:56,360 That sucks. Man, kids can be so mean, you know? 1123 00:48:56,362 --> 00:48:57,931 - Yeah. - Hmm. 1124 00:49:00,567 --> 00:49:01,702 Scrotum head. 1125 00:49:03,268 --> 00:49:04,501 Reservoir tip. 1126 00:49:04,503 --> 00:49:05,702 Captain Retard. 1127 00:49:05,704 --> 00:49:08,672 Soft-skull Smurf... it was horrible. 1128 00:49:08,675 --> 00:49:10,440 I just tried to be there for her, though. 1129 00:49:10,443 --> 00:49:12,309 No matter what the kids called her. 1130 00:49:12,311 --> 00:49:14,112 Well, she's lucky to have you as a friend. 1131 00:49:14,114 --> 00:49:16,780 I actually feel really lucky because her struggles... 1132 00:49:16,782 --> 00:49:21,018 really, they inspired me to... to teach special needs kids... 1133 00:49:21,021 --> 00:49:23,487 so... so, thank you, Meg. 1134 00:49:23,489 --> 00:49:24,900 Hmm. 1135 00:49:28,228 --> 00:49:31,465 Scrotum head... that's pretty good. 1136 00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:57,353 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 1137 00:49:57,356 --> 00:49:59,422 You guys want something to drink? I'm buyin'. 1138 00:49:59,425 --> 00:50:00,626 Oh, I'm good. 1139 00:50:02,061 --> 00:50:03,764 Oh, I'm good, too. 1140 00:50:09,068 --> 00:50:11,768 Oh... hi. 1141 00:50:11,771 --> 00:50:13,103 Hi, how are you today? 1142 00:50:13,106 --> 00:50:15,237 Oh, not bad. 1143 00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,411 Oh, yeah, thank you. 1144 00:50:20,246 --> 00:50:21,445 (FLIES BUZZING) 1145 00:50:21,447 --> 00:50:22,614 Oh my god. 1146 00:50:26,385 --> 00:50:27,652 Oh my god. 1147 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:33,760 Oh god. 1148 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:39,800 Oh! 1149 00:50:40,634 --> 00:50:41,802 (COUGHS) 1150 00:50:45,505 --> 00:50:48,675 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1151 00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,320 (PEEING) 1152 00:51:02,322 --> 00:51:04,188 (DOOR KNOB TURNS) 1153 00:51:04,190 --> 00:51:06,126 Occupied! 1154 00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:10,364 Ugh. 1155 00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:14,300 Ah! ugh. 1156 00:51:16,768 --> 00:51:20,371 All right. 1157 00:51:20,373 --> 00:51:23,277 (JIGGLES DOOR) 1158 00:51:28,481 --> 00:51:30,481 Meg, is that you? 1159 00:51:30,483 --> 00:51:32,717 It's Scrotum head, bitch. 1160 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:33,851 KATE: Hello? 1161 00:51:33,853 --> 00:51:36,621 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1162 00:51:36,623 --> 00:51:40,994 KATE: Hello? There's an unsafe level of feces in here! 1163 00:51:44,864 --> 00:51:47,599 Hey. 1164 00:51:47,601 --> 00:51:52,271 Listen, Kate may be a while. She's having an issue. 1165 00:51:52,273 --> 00:51:53,771 Everything okay? 1166 00:51:53,773 --> 00:51:57,342 Unusually heavy flow. Don't say anything. 1167 00:51:57,344 --> 00:52:00,378 I would normally never tell you, but she'd be mortified... 1168 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,246 if everyone thought it was the diarrhea. 1169 00:52:02,248 --> 00:52:05,217 That's mostly cleared up. 1170 00:52:05,219 --> 00:52:07,554 Okay, well, we'll just wait. 1171 00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:13,824 Look what I got, the most expensive of the two. 1172 00:52:13,827 --> 00:52:15,393 Good idea. 1173 00:52:15,395 --> 00:52:18,499 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1174 00:52:33,613 --> 00:52:35,281 (SCREAMING) 1175 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:36,800 Oh, no! 1176 00:52:40,353 --> 00:52:42,018 It's crazy, isn't it? 1177 00:52:42,021 --> 00:52:45,123 We've only known each other for a few days... 1178 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:48,059 and yet I feel like I've known you my whole life. 1179 00:52:48,061 --> 00:52:48,860 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1180 00:52:48,862 --> 00:52:50,429 Well, you know, we've been stopping a lot. 1181 00:52:50,431 --> 00:52:51,996 We'll pick up the pace. 1182 00:52:51,998 --> 00:52:55,466 You know... sorry, I gotta take this. Hey, you maniac! 1183 00:52:55,468 --> 00:52:57,802 Yeah, yeah man, I'm just outside Valdosta... 1184 00:52:57,804 --> 00:52:59,737 I should be getting in about 10:00. 1185 00:52:59,739 --> 00:53:01,505 Yeah. You guys having fun? 1186 00:53:01,507 --> 00:53:04,075 (BEE BUZZING) 1187 00:53:04,077 --> 00:53:05,376 Get... fucking bumblebee! 1188 00:53:05,378 --> 00:53:06,811 Jesus. 1189 00:53:06,813 --> 00:53:08,378 Everyone wants a bite of that guy. 1190 00:53:08,380 --> 00:53:09,748 MEG: There's not really honey in the hand cream. 1191 00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:11,949 Hey. Yeah, uh, sorry. No. 1192 00:53:11,952 --> 00:53:13,885 Gassed up and ready to roll. 1193 00:53:13,887 --> 00:53:15,119 Good for you. 1194 00:53:15,121 --> 00:53:16,454 Where's Kate? We should hit it. 1195 00:53:16,456 --> 00:53:18,489 - Calm down. - I am calm. 1196 00:53:18,492 --> 00:53:20,757 I just thought we were trying to make it to a wedding. 1197 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,226 That's why I've been speeding the whole time. 1198 00:53:22,228 --> 00:53:26,063 67? That's your idea of speeding? 1199 00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:28,099 Traditionally, when someone does you a favor... 1200 00:53:28,101 --> 00:53:30,235 you say "thank you". 1201 00:53:30,237 --> 00:53:32,070 Well, I'm a rebel. 1202 00:53:32,072 --> 00:53:34,472 RYAN: Uh, just keep me posted. Okay, buddy. 1203 00:53:34,474 --> 00:53:35,464 Ryan! 1204 00:53:37,018 --> 00:53:39,811 Ryan, is everything okay? 1205 00:53:39,813 --> 00:53:42,411 Uh, yeah, yeah. These guys are animals. 1206 00:53:42,414 --> 00:53:44,282 We'll leave it at that. 1207 00:53:44,284 --> 00:53:46,117 MEG: Awesome. 1208 00:53:46,119 --> 00:53:49,521 Anyway, I was thinking, I'm not gonna have much to do. 1209 00:53:49,523 --> 00:53:52,356 Kate's obsessed with looking for shells on the beach... 1210 00:53:52,358 --> 00:53:54,559 so after you finish the wedding stuff... 1211 00:53:54,561 --> 00:53:56,293 and maybe you wanna hook up... 1212 00:53:56,295 --> 00:53:59,228 or even if you need a date, I brought a dress. 1213 00:53:59,231 --> 00:54:01,398 - It's really more... - (LOUD CRASH) 1214 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,434 Oh my god! 1215 00:54:05,304 --> 00:54:06,871 Are you okay? What happened? 1216 00:54:06,873 --> 00:54:09,474 What happened?! 1217 00:54:09,476 --> 00:54:12,811 Someone locked me in the bathroom! That's what happened! 1218 00:54:12,813 --> 00:54:14,911 Why? Who would do that? 1219 00:54:14,914 --> 00:54:17,981 That homeless guy. You know what? I smelled meth on him. 1220 00:54:17,983 --> 00:54:20,284 Guys, what is taking so... oh my god! 1221 00:54:20,286 --> 00:54:22,387 Are... are you okay? 1222 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:24,155 Oh... you got something on your... 1223 00:54:24,157 --> 00:54:26,093 (GUTTURAL SCREAM) 1224 00:54:28,161 --> 00:54:29,494 Where are we? 1225 00:54:29,496 --> 00:54:31,097 I think that's poop. 1226 00:54:37,335 --> 00:54:39,103 Don't touch me! 1227 00:54:39,105 --> 00:54:40,875 I wasn't going to. 1228 00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:46,380 Ah, motherfucker! 1229 00:54:48,248 --> 00:54:50,217 Oh my god! 1230 00:54:55,121 --> 00:54:58,092 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1231 00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:08,235 (SIGHS) 1232 00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:12,402 Ugh. Oh, god. 1233 00:55:12,405 --> 00:55:13,637 You okay? 1234 00:55:13,639 --> 00:55:16,574 Yeah, it's just... my neck. 1235 00:55:16,576 --> 00:55:18,208 I think I tweaked it when I fell. 1236 00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:21,210 - Here, come here. - Oh yeah, sure. Thank you. 1237 00:55:21,213 --> 00:55:22,411 RYAN: Right here? 1238 00:55:22,414 --> 00:55:26,152 Yeah. Here, just... right there. 1239 00:55:31,324 --> 00:55:35,193 Oh yeah. Mm. 1240 00:55:35,195 --> 00:55:37,960 KATE: Oh god yeah, right there... 1241 00:55:37,963 --> 00:55:41,231 oh, oh my god, that is so good. 1242 00:55:41,233 --> 00:55:42,632 Yeah, you got a big knot right here. 1243 00:55:44,003 --> 00:55:47,938 Oh yeah. Oh! That's awesome. 1244 00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:50,340 Jesus, you two, get a room. 1245 00:55:50,342 --> 00:55:52,010 Finally. 1246 00:55:52,012 --> 00:55:53,947 Oh! Mm. 1247 00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:57,514 Sorry you hurt your neck. 1248 00:55:57,516 --> 00:55:59,284 Yeah, I bet you are. 1249 00:55:59,286 --> 00:56:02,253 I am. Want a sip? 1250 00:56:02,255 --> 00:56:04,222 It might help loosen up your neck. 1251 00:56:04,224 --> 00:56:05,456 No, thank you. 1252 00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:07,190 Nah, me neither. 1253 00:56:07,193 --> 00:56:11,128 That's what I get for traveling with a bunch of stiffs. 1254 00:56:11,130 --> 00:56:12,364 What're you doing? Stop! 1255 00:56:14,967 --> 00:56:16,233 You don't know me. 1256 00:56:16,235 --> 00:56:17,570 I know you're the driver. 1257 00:56:26,246 --> 00:56:27,581 I thought you were a rebel. 1258 00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:33,318 How much do you weigh? 1259 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,420 What? 1260 00:56:35,422 --> 00:56:38,054 You've been driving for a while. Want me to tap in? 1261 00:56:38,056 --> 00:56:40,425 Look, I'm on the road like six, seven days a month. 1262 00:56:40,427 --> 00:56:42,693 A haul like this is nothing to me. 1263 00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:45,963 Just get some sleep. Everything's fine. 1264 00:56:45,965 --> 00:56:49,202 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1265 00:56:57,309 --> 00:57:02,981 ♫ Hush now close your eyes ♫ 1266 00:57:02,983 --> 00:57:05,083 ♫ Time to sleep ♫ 1267 00:57:05,085 --> 00:57:07,454 (SNORING) 1268 00:57:09,889 --> 00:57:11,855 MEG: Are you insane? 1269 00:57:11,857 --> 00:57:14,560 CRAIG: Okay! We're okay. We're okay. What'd that sign say? 1270 00:57:34,447 --> 00:57:36,449 Are you insane?! 1271 00:57:41,085 --> 00:57:43,454 I'm screwed, man. I'm really fucking screwed. 1272 00:57:43,456 --> 00:57:45,054 I'm not gonna make the wedding. 1273 00:57:45,056 --> 00:57:48,092 Yes, you are. Yes, you are, bucko. 1274 00:57:48,094 --> 00:57:50,094 - When is it? - Tomorrow. 1275 00:57:50,096 --> 00:57:54,034 Oh. Oh, geez, I feel weird. 1276 00:57:56,168 --> 00:57:57,434 Help you? 1277 00:57:57,436 --> 00:57:59,137 Yeah, the uh, headlamps are out on our car. 1278 00:57:59,139 --> 00:58:00,704 - Is there a garage in town? - Yeah. 1279 00:58:00,706 --> 00:58:02,639 You think the guy could open up and maybe take a look? 1280 00:58:02,641 --> 00:58:04,074 Oh, no, I doubt it. 1281 00:58:04,077 --> 00:58:05,342 Can we rent a car? 1282 00:58:05,344 --> 00:58:07,177 - Sure. - Now? 1283 00:58:07,179 --> 00:58:09,347 - Oh, oh, no. Not tonight. - Tomorrow? 1284 00:58:09,349 --> 00:58:10,648 How long will it take us to get a car? 1285 00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:12,282 I ate one of those um... 1286 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:13,784 Well, it'd have to come from the airport. 1287 00:58:13,786 --> 00:58:15,585 - I think they open around 8:00. - Uh, you know. 1288 00:58:15,588 --> 00:58:17,420 Would they deliver it here? 1289 00:58:17,422 --> 00:58:20,556 I don't know. Maybe. No. 1290 00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:21,970 Can we borrow your car? 1291 00:58:22,388 --> 00:58:23,327 It was at the gas station... 1292 00:58:23,329 --> 00:58:24,429 No. 1293 00:58:24,431 --> 00:58:25,563 And when you don't use bread... 1294 00:58:25,565 --> 00:58:27,297 Okay, well, shit. 1295 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:30,068 Nothing we can do tonight. Uh, we'll take two rooms. 1296 00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:31,601 I think it starts with a "T". 1297 00:58:31,603 --> 00:58:33,637 Uh, three rooms, actually. I'd like my own room. 1298 00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:35,072 CLERK: Three rooms. 1299 00:58:35,074 --> 00:58:36,340 Okay, even if we cab it to the airport... 1300 00:58:36,342 --> 00:58:38,175 we could be on the road by maybe 9:30-10:00. 1301 00:58:38,177 --> 00:58:39,811 There you go. 1302 00:58:39,813 --> 00:58:41,679 This one's out the door, up the stairs, to the right. 1303 00:58:41,681 --> 00:58:44,114 There's a restaurant out back towards the interstate. 1304 00:58:44,117 --> 00:58:45,114 You can walk it. 1305 00:58:45,117 --> 00:58:46,150 All right. 1306 00:58:46,152 --> 00:58:48,686 It's... open 'til 10:00. 1307 00:58:48,688 --> 00:58:50,853 I'm wanna get this guy in bed. 1308 00:58:50,856 --> 00:58:52,824 I'll uh, park the car later on. 1309 00:58:52,826 --> 00:58:55,827 You know, for food poisoning, this ain't bad. 1310 00:58:55,829 --> 00:58:57,364 Goodnight. 1311 00:59:07,474 --> 00:59:09,106 See ya. 1312 00:59:09,108 --> 00:59:10,244 Yeah. 1313 00:59:11,577 --> 00:59:15,612 He's yours, okay? He's yours. 1314 00:59:15,614 --> 00:59:17,681 I don't want him. 1315 00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,753 I just didn't want you to have him. 1316 00:59:25,757 --> 00:59:28,728 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 1317 00:59:34,467 --> 00:59:35,467 Oh, hey. 1318 00:59:36,635 --> 00:59:39,170 Don't be so excited. 1319 00:59:39,172 --> 00:59:41,304 Where's Ryan? 1320 00:59:41,306 --> 00:59:45,143 On the phone, wedding stuff, thought I'd give him some space. 1321 00:59:47,579 --> 00:59:49,246 You okay? 1322 00:59:49,248 --> 00:59:50,715 Yeah. Yeah. 1323 00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:52,416 Just got quite the buzz going on. 1324 00:59:52,418 --> 00:59:54,318 Thought some alcohol would add nicely to it. 1325 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,722 Hey, can I get a shot of Turkey? Thanks. 1326 01:00:01,561 --> 01:00:03,360 I'm gonna go play some pool. 1327 01:00:03,362 --> 01:00:05,429 You can sit next to me. 1328 01:00:05,431 --> 01:00:07,867 You sure? I don't wanna give you cooties. 1329 01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:17,476 Look at that handsome guy with that hag. 1330 01:00:20,679 --> 01:00:24,617 Two smiles in one night. I'm on my game. 1331 01:00:29,355 --> 01:00:31,956 Finally getting your ice. 1332 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:34,757 I hate ice, it hurts my teeth. 1333 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,528 Oh. 1334 01:00:37,563 --> 01:00:39,396 Where's uh... 1335 01:00:39,398 --> 01:00:42,635 She's at the bar. She's probably waiting for you. 1336 01:00:43,635 --> 01:00:44,969 Goodnight. 1337 01:00:44,971 --> 01:00:46,340 Wait. 1338 01:00:49,943 --> 01:00:52,476 What're you doing? 1339 01:00:52,478 --> 01:00:54,681 You two were always together. 1340 01:00:56,681 --> 01:00:59,650 I'm gonna kiss your mouth now. 1341 01:00:59,652 --> 01:01:00,686 Okay. 1342 01:01:04,423 --> 01:01:08,161 ♫ ("This Could Be My Lucky Day" by Bianca Caruso Sophia Macy Jessica Rau playing over speakers) ♫ 1343 01:01:14,434 --> 01:01:16,333 Wow. 1344 01:01:16,335 --> 01:01:18,001 Oh, I know. It's crooked. 1345 01:01:18,003 --> 01:01:19,670 Was it, like, in an accident or something? 1346 01:01:19,672 --> 01:01:21,505 No, no, just kinda born that way. 1347 01:01:21,507 --> 01:01:23,974 I've been told that it enhances the experience. 1348 01:01:23,976 --> 01:01:25,876 Right. 1349 01:01:30,782 --> 01:01:33,016 All right, here we go! Here we go! 1350 01:01:33,018 --> 01:01:35,418 Oh, it's good, isn't it? 1351 01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,789 Mary, mother of God! 1352 01:01:38,724 --> 01:01:40,422 You okay? 1353 01:01:40,425 --> 01:01:43,360 Yeah, just gonna do one thing. 1354 01:01:43,362 --> 01:01:45,295 Oh, shit. That's okay. 1355 01:01:45,297 --> 01:01:46,429 Here, let me just try... 1356 01:01:46,431 --> 01:01:48,364 Oh yeah, that's better! 1357 01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:55,472 You okay? 1358 01:01:55,474 --> 01:01:57,675 You know, we don't have to do this. 1359 01:01:57,677 --> 01:01:58,641 Yes. 1360 01:01:58,643 --> 01:01:59,643 We. 1361 01:01:59,646 --> 01:02:00,878 Do. 1362 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:09,920 Oh! Here we go! 1363 01:02:16,295 --> 01:02:18,996 Yes! 1364 01:02:18,998 --> 01:02:22,666 Long story short, that is how I became a jeweler. 1365 01:02:22,668 --> 01:02:25,972 Screw you, Dad. Right? 1366 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:30,978 Okay. 1367 01:02:32,378 --> 01:02:33,480 I give up. 1368 01:02:35,581 --> 01:02:37,414 What? 1369 01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:41,052 You know, I carry all kinds of gemstones in my store. 1370 01:02:41,054 --> 01:02:42,753 Hundreds. 1371 01:02:42,755 --> 01:02:46,791 Precious, semi-precious, uncut, faceted. 1372 01:02:46,793 --> 01:02:48,726 Every time a woman walks into my store... 1373 01:02:48,728 --> 01:02:51,661 all she wants is one thing... diamonds. 1374 01:02:51,664 --> 01:02:53,530 Don't get me wrong, I love diamonds... 1375 01:02:53,532 --> 01:02:55,800 but there are so many other stones out there... 1376 01:02:55,802 --> 01:02:58,668 with such amazing qualities. 1377 01:02:58,670 --> 01:03:02,907 Imperial jade, the texture of a jacinth stone... 1378 01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:05,543 the way, if you add just the smallest amount of iron... 1379 01:03:05,545 --> 01:03:07,545 to amethyst, it produces the truest shade of violet... 1380 01:03:07,547 --> 01:03:09,315 you've ever seen. 1381 01:03:16,588 --> 01:03:18,987 I'm the imperial jade, in case that wasn't clear. 1382 01:03:18,989 --> 01:03:22,525 - No, I got it. - All right, too much bourbon. 1383 01:03:22,527 --> 01:03:23,963 Gotta go. 'Night. 1384 01:03:26,364 --> 01:03:27,797 Mm. 1385 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,967 Spear of butter, a little bit of cinnamon... 1386 01:03:29,969 --> 01:03:32,503 on a King's Hawaiian is the ultimate comfort food. 1387 01:03:32,505 --> 01:03:34,438 - Hi. - Hey. 1388 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,039 Mind if I join you? 1389 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,775 Shut up. 1390 01:03:37,777 --> 01:03:39,775 This raisin bran is amazing, by the way. You should get some. 1391 01:03:39,777 --> 01:03:40,947 What's with you? 1392 01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:43,615 Nothing. 1393 01:03:44,851 --> 01:03:47,583 We have to stop. This is insane. 1394 01:03:47,585 --> 01:03:50,387 You're the most important person in my life. 1395 01:03:50,389 --> 01:03:51,920 You know that, right? 1396 01:03:51,922 --> 01:03:55,592 I'm not gonna throw that away for some doofus. 1397 01:03:55,594 --> 01:03:57,827 I mean, geez, right? 1398 01:03:57,829 --> 01:04:01,664 He's cute and everything, but there's not much more there... 1399 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:02,931 than killer abs and a bent dick. 1400 01:04:02,934 --> 01:04:04,702 Look into young Ryan's eyes... 1401 01:04:04,704 --> 01:04:07,070 and I have serious doubt that there's anyone home. 1402 01:04:07,072 --> 01:04:09,172 There you guys are. I was knocking on your doors. 1403 01:04:09,175 --> 01:04:11,141 - Not now, Craig. - Ryan's gone. 1404 01:04:11,143 --> 01:04:13,077 - What? - Yeah, he stole my car. 1405 01:04:13,079 --> 01:04:14,844 Are you serious? 1406 01:04:14,847 --> 01:04:17,447 - What is the matter with you? - What's the matter with you?! 1407 01:04:17,449 --> 01:04:18,949 You told me that I could have him! 1408 01:04:18,951 --> 01:04:20,885 That is what you said to me and then you went and you... 1409 01:04:20,887 --> 01:04:22,652 - slept with him anyway?! - No, I... 1410 01:04:22,655 --> 01:04:24,021 How do you know he has a bent dick?! 1411 01:04:24,023 --> 01:04:25,655 - What?! - You slept with Ryan. 1412 01:04:25,657 --> 01:04:28,056 You are unbelievable, Meg. I am done with you! 1413 01:04:28,059 --> 01:04:29,492 I am so done... 1414 01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:30,960 Wait a second, we are not done... 1415 01:04:30,963 --> 01:04:32,829 and how do you know he has a bent dick? 1416 01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:35,434 Because I spent the night with him, Einstein! 1417 01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:41,070 Whoa, whoa! That was a kill shot! 1418 01:04:41,072 --> 01:04:42,106 What? 1419 01:04:42,108 --> 01:04:43,507 I take Krav Maga at the Y! 1420 01:04:43,509 --> 01:04:44,775 That was a straight up kill shot! 1421 01:04:44,777 --> 01:04:47,643 You took a fucking kill shot at me?! 1422 01:04:47,646 --> 01:04:49,447 What the hell is wrong with you? 1423 01:04:49,449 --> 01:04:50,981 I didn't mean to take a kill shot, are you okay? 1424 01:04:50,983 --> 01:04:52,619 No, I'm not okay! 1425 01:04:54,186 --> 01:04:55,219 I hate you! 1426 01:04:55,221 --> 01:04:55,952 Okay, maybe we should... 1427 01:04:55,954 --> 01:04:57,621 I hate you! 1428 01:04:57,623 --> 01:04:59,623 Will you grow up?! 1429 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:03,561 Me grow up? I paid for this trip! 1430 01:05:03,563 --> 01:05:05,061 - Ouch! Stop! - I paid for everything! 1431 01:05:05,063 --> 01:05:06,728 You didn't pay for this breakfast! 1432 01:05:06,731 --> 01:05:09,666 It's a continental! It's free! 1433 01:05:09,668 --> 01:05:12,702 Oh god, just once I wish you would say "I am so sorry." 1434 01:05:12,704 --> 01:05:15,840 "I am dead broke again, would you please pay for my fro-yo?" 1435 01:05:15,842 --> 01:05:17,940 For you, it's just a bunch of heaped-on toppings! 1436 01:05:17,943 --> 01:05:19,610 I knew that that's been bugging your ass forever! 1437 01:05:19,612 --> 01:05:21,143 Why do you even bother with the yogurt? 1438 01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:22,713 Why don't you just go to a fucking candy store? 1439 01:05:22,715 --> 01:05:23,713 Is there anything you're not afraid of? 1440 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,483 You think you are so strong. 1441 01:05:25,485 --> 01:05:27,485 You quit everything that you try or you do something stupid... 1442 01:05:27,487 --> 01:05:28,985 to make sure that you fail. 1443 01:05:28,987 --> 01:05:30,119 You are the coward! 1444 01:05:30,121 --> 01:05:32,625 I'm a coward? That's rich. 1445 01:05:40,699 --> 01:05:41,800 Had enough? 1446 01:05:46,706 --> 01:05:48,007 Oh, shit. 1447 01:05:53,278 --> 01:05:54,612 (GUN COCKS) 1448 01:05:54,614 --> 01:05:55,916 Freeze, lesbians. 1449 01:05:57,949 --> 01:06:00,150 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 1450 01:06:00,252 --> 01:06:02,185 Okay, I've gotten statements... 1451 01:06:02,188 --> 01:06:03,819 from the witnesses and the motel owner. 1452 01:06:03,822 --> 01:06:05,623 From what I gather, the altercation appears... 1453 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:08,192 to be over a man that you've both been intimate with? 1454 01:06:08,194 --> 01:06:11,161 - Not at the same time. - I was first. 1455 01:06:11,163 --> 01:06:13,130 Okay, the fella who stole your car. What was his name? 1456 01:06:13,132 --> 01:06:15,132 He didn't steal my car, he left a note. 1457 01:06:15,134 --> 01:06:18,168 I overreacted when I said that. He didn't steal my car. 1458 01:06:18,170 --> 01:06:19,168 Okay. 1459 01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:21,005 What was his name? 1460 01:06:21,007 --> 01:06:22,806 - Uh, Ryan... - Ryan... 1461 01:06:22,808 --> 01:06:25,141 Ryan, um... 1462 01:06:25,143 --> 01:06:26,308 You had sexual relations with this man... 1463 01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:28,145 and you don't even know his name? 1464 01:06:28,147 --> 01:06:31,014 I didn't have... relations... 1465 01:06:31,016 --> 01:06:33,951 The desk clerk said you came in last night with the damaged car. 1466 01:06:33,953 --> 01:06:35,719 Officer, I have no memory of it. 1467 01:06:35,721 --> 01:06:37,886 I'm still gonna need the other fella's name. 1468 01:06:37,889 --> 01:06:40,022 Oh, he accepted my Google Plus request. 1469 01:06:40,025 --> 01:06:41,790 I'll show you a picture of this guy. 1470 01:06:41,793 --> 01:06:44,060 I'll show you his name, his likes, his dislikes... 1471 01:06:44,063 --> 01:06:45,962 That would have been helpful. 1472 01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:47,167 Oh. 1473 01:06:49,201 --> 01:06:51,071 Well, he's definitely going to a wedding. 1474 01:06:53,072 --> 01:06:54,337 His own. 1475 01:06:54,339 --> 01:06:57,040 - He's getting married? - Oh my god! 1476 01:06:57,043 --> 01:06:59,043 You two are having a bad day. 1477 01:06:59,045 --> 01:07:00,714 - Officer! - Sit down! 1478 01:07:02,982 --> 01:07:05,281 There is a woman out there who's about to give her life over... 1479 01:07:05,284 --> 01:07:08,085 to a liar and a cheat and we have the opportunity... 1480 01:07:08,087 --> 01:07:10,319 to stop him and to save her, so please... 1481 01:07:10,322 --> 01:07:12,956 I appeal to you, not as a police officer... 1482 01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:15,192 but as a woman, please. 1483 01:07:15,194 --> 01:07:16,793 And we'll pay for all the damage. 1484 01:07:16,795 --> 01:07:17,795 Everything. 1485 01:07:20,699 --> 01:07:21,801 Please? 1486 01:07:25,036 --> 01:07:26,302 You called for a cab? 1487 01:07:26,304 --> 01:07:28,203 We're going to the Fort. 1488 01:07:28,206 --> 01:07:29,440 DRIVER: Where? 1489 01:07:29,442 --> 01:07:30,808 Fort Lauderdale. 1490 01:07:30,810 --> 01:07:33,277 Seriously? That's gonna cost you. 1491 01:07:33,279 --> 01:07:35,078 Well, we're just gonna put it on my credit card. 1492 01:07:35,081 --> 01:07:37,114 We can split it three ways. 1493 01:07:37,116 --> 01:07:38,281 No, I'll find my way home. 1494 01:07:38,284 --> 01:07:39,882 Are you sure? 1495 01:07:39,884 --> 01:07:41,150 You don't wanna see how this thing ends? 1496 01:07:41,152 --> 01:07:42,853 No, I really don't. 1497 01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:45,456 Come on! Let's go ruin a wedding! 1498 01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:46,889 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1499 01:07:46,891 --> 01:07:49,159 ♫ I don't run for nobody ♫ 1500 01:07:49,161 --> 01:07:51,829 ♫ Yeah I like it that way ♫ 1501 01:07:51,831 --> 01:07:53,395 KATE: Let's go! 1502 01:07:53,397 --> 01:07:56,232 ♫ And we dance like we're on fire ♫ 1503 01:07:56,234 --> 01:07:59,135 ♫ When we sing we sing too loud ♫ 1504 01:07:59,137 --> 01:08:01,803 ♫ But we always find our way ♫ 1505 01:08:01,805 --> 01:08:04,906 ♫ When we walk against the ground ♫ 1506 01:08:04,908 --> 01:08:07,008 ♫ Hey hey hey ♫ 1507 01:08:07,010 --> 01:08:11,148 ♫ Hey hey hey hey hey ♫ 1508 01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:12,429 Hey, ladies, we're almost there. 1509 01:08:15,185 --> 01:08:17,154 - Game face. Game face! - Yeah. 1510 01:08:17,156 --> 01:08:18,920 - Game face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1511 01:08:18,922 --> 01:08:20,990 ♫ And we dance like we're on fire ♫ 1512 01:08:20,992 --> 01:08:23,925 ♫ When we sing we sing too loud ♫ 1513 01:08:23,927 --> 01:08:26,394 ♫ But we always find our way ♫ 1514 01:08:26,396 --> 01:08:29,232 ♫ When we walk against the ground ♫ 1515 01:08:29,234 --> 01:08:31,533 ♫ Hey hey hey ♫ 1516 01:08:31,535 --> 01:08:34,903 ♫ Hey hey hey hey hey ♫ 1517 01:08:34,905 --> 01:08:36,773 Excuse me, hi. 1518 01:08:36,776 --> 01:08:38,407 Um, the wedding, we're a little late, but can you tell us... 1519 01:08:38,410 --> 01:08:40,076 where the wedding is, please? 1520 01:08:40,079 --> 01:08:42,277 There's a wedding in Ballroom H, just off the lobby. 1521 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:43,949 Ballroom H, thank you, thank you. 1522 01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:47,950 - There she is. - Listen! Listen to us! 1523 01:08:47,953 --> 01:08:49,786 Stop! You're making a mistake, don't do it! 1524 01:08:49,789 --> 01:08:51,219 We have to tell you something. You're making a mistake. 1525 01:08:51,222 --> 01:08:53,255 Look, I know you don't know who we are... 1526 01:08:53,258 --> 01:08:55,093 but I slept with your future husband. 1527 01:08:56,227 --> 01:08:58,361 We both did, last night... 1528 01:08:58,364 --> 01:09:00,163 but we did not know that he was getting married. 1529 01:09:00,164 --> 01:09:02,231 He lied to us and he will lie to you. 1530 01:09:02,234 --> 01:09:02,999 What have I been... 1531 01:09:03,002 --> 01:09:04,301 Shut up, Dad! 1532 01:09:04,303 --> 01:09:05,871 You deserve better. 1533 01:09:08,972 --> 01:09:10,939 ("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING) 1534 01:09:10,941 --> 01:09:13,576 You're a piece of shit, Carlos! 1535 01:09:13,578 --> 01:09:15,310 (CROWD MURMURS) 1536 01:09:15,312 --> 01:09:16,846 Carlos? 1537 01:09:16,847 --> 01:09:19,048 - I feel bad about that. - That was bad. 1538 01:09:19,051 --> 01:09:20,449 That was on us. 1539 01:09:20,450 --> 01:09:22,151 Hi. 1540 01:09:22,154 --> 01:09:23,853 Would there possibly be another wedding... 1541 01:09:23,856 --> 01:09:25,454 at this hotel right now? 1542 01:09:25,456 --> 01:09:28,527 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1543 01:09:30,128 --> 01:09:33,529 Shit! We missed it! 1544 01:09:33,530 --> 01:09:35,798 MEG: Son of a bitch went Asian. 1545 01:09:35,801 --> 01:09:39,802 I'm not being racist, I was just surprised. 1546 01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:41,440 There he is! 1547 01:09:49,815 --> 01:09:51,782 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1548 01:09:51,784 --> 01:09:53,119 Let's go! 1549 01:09:54,186 --> 01:09:55,421 Hey, Karen. 1550 01:09:58,422 --> 01:09:59,757 Sorry! 1551 01:10:11,703 --> 01:10:13,836 Hey, how're you doing? You look beautiful. 1552 01:10:13,837 --> 01:10:15,303 What're you doing here?! 1553 01:10:15,306 --> 01:10:16,571 You lying, fucking, piece of bent dick shit! 1554 01:10:16,574 --> 01:10:18,377 Shh-shh-shh! 1555 01:10:19,811 --> 01:10:21,709 Okay, okay! 1556 01:10:21,712 --> 01:10:24,379 You're pissed off, but please, please do not screw up my... 1557 01:10:24,382 --> 01:10:26,615 Hey, you guys. Thank you so much for coming. 1558 01:10:26,618 --> 01:10:29,218 It's great seeing you. 1559 01:10:29,221 --> 01:10:31,620 You lied to us, asshole! You took advantage of us! 1560 01:10:31,623 --> 01:10:34,690 I liked you. I flew in a hot air balloon for you! 1561 01:10:34,693 --> 01:10:37,560 - I concussed myself for you! - Hold the fuck on! 1562 01:10:37,561 --> 01:10:38,861 You two were throwing yourselves at me... 1563 01:10:38,864 --> 01:10:40,663 from the minute I got on that plane. 1564 01:10:40,664 --> 01:10:42,731 That was a game, right? I mean, you two were trying to prove... 1565 01:10:42,734 --> 01:10:44,400 I don't know what you were trying to prove. 1566 01:10:44,403 --> 01:10:47,535 But it sure as shit had nothing to do with me. 1567 01:10:47,538 --> 01:10:49,872 So, we kinda cancel each other out. 1568 01:10:49,873 --> 01:10:52,208 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 1569 01:10:52,211 --> 01:10:55,244 Oh, that was the most beautiful ceremony. 1570 01:10:55,247 --> 01:10:56,846 Thank you so much, Meemaw. 1571 01:10:56,847 --> 01:10:58,881 These are my friends, Meg and Kate. 1572 01:10:58,882 --> 01:11:01,383 Oh. I'm sorry to break in like that. 1573 01:11:01,386 --> 01:11:04,720 Vernon! Would you excuse us for just one minute? 1574 01:11:04,721 --> 01:11:08,723 Vern, tell Ryan what you said. 1575 01:11:08,726 --> 01:11:11,727 Shit. Is he right? 1576 01:11:11,730 --> 01:11:13,132 Yeah. 1577 01:11:15,467 --> 01:11:16,867 - Wait! - Yeah! 1578 01:11:16,869 --> 01:11:18,167 Right? 1579 01:11:18,168 --> 01:11:19,334 It was beautiful, wasn't it? 1580 01:11:19,337 --> 01:11:20,870 Sorry, excuse us for just one minute. 1581 01:11:20,873 --> 01:11:22,106 Sorry. 1582 01:11:24,342 --> 01:11:26,376 You got married ten minutes ago... 1583 01:11:26,378 --> 01:11:27,610 and you slept with two different women last night? 1584 01:11:27,613 --> 01:11:28,744 What is wrong with you? 1585 01:11:28,747 --> 01:11:30,479 I know. I'm an asshole, I know. 1586 01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,815 Asshole? It's like biblically more than that. 1587 01:11:32,818 --> 01:11:34,650 I want to punch you in the mouth. 1588 01:11:34,653 --> 01:11:36,752 Will you just listen to me for one second? 1589 01:11:36,753 --> 01:11:38,888 I have been with Genevieve since freshman year of college... 1590 01:11:38,891 --> 01:11:40,356 and hopefully I'm gonna spend... 1591 01:11:40,359 --> 01:11:42,258 the rest of my life with that woman. 1592 01:11:42,261 --> 01:11:43,859 But freshman year. 1593 01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:46,162 And two girls like you? You're like every guy's dream. 1594 01:11:46,163 --> 01:11:47,730 I know you're not gonna believe this... 1595 01:11:47,731 --> 01:11:50,432 but nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 1596 01:11:50,435 --> 01:11:51,700 - Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, okay. 1597 01:11:51,703 --> 01:11:53,302 You... you lied to us. 1598 01:11:53,305 --> 01:11:54,837 Why didn't you tell us that you were the one... 1599 01:11:54,838 --> 01:11:56,504 who was getting married? 1600 01:11:56,507 --> 01:12:00,242 I didn't lie to you. You never asked. 1601 01:12:00,244 --> 01:12:02,845 Please don't destroy my wedding. 1602 01:12:02,846 --> 01:12:05,681 Ryan. What're you doing? 1603 01:12:05,684 --> 01:12:07,283 Hey! 1604 01:12:07,284 --> 01:12:09,618 - Aren't you wearing a watch? - Yeah, I... 1605 01:12:09,619 --> 01:12:13,656 Hon, I said 5:50. Not 6:00, not 6:05. 1606 01:12:13,659 --> 01:12:15,290 - I'm sorry. - What is this? 1607 01:12:15,293 --> 01:12:17,195 Oh, I-I was just doing a... 1608 01:12:19,529 --> 01:12:21,330 Seriously, Ryan? 1609 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:25,434 Hi. I'm Genevieve. And you are...? 1610 01:12:25,436 --> 01:12:27,937 Gen, this is uh, Meg and Kate. They were on the plane with me. 1611 01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:29,672 I told you. We uh, drove down together. 1612 01:12:29,675 --> 01:12:31,640 Oh, wow. You guys have been through such an ordeal. 1613 01:12:31,641 --> 01:12:33,542 Yeah, you have no idea. 1614 01:12:33,543 --> 01:12:35,511 Well, thank you for returning him to me safely. 1615 01:12:35,512 --> 01:12:38,480 I was spazzing. 1616 01:12:38,481 --> 01:12:41,650 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - It stretches out the material. 1617 01:12:41,653 --> 01:12:44,253 Oh, that... that'll come right out. 1618 01:12:44,256 --> 01:12:45,620 I think it's the ham coquette. 1619 01:12:45,623 --> 01:12:46,922 GENEVIEVE: Did you talk to your parents? 1620 01:12:46,925 --> 01:12:50,492 - I'm on my way. - No, I'll do it. 1621 01:12:50,494 --> 01:12:54,396 Do you think you can make it to the garden by yourself? 1622 01:12:54,399 --> 01:12:56,565 Yeah. 1623 01:12:56,568 --> 01:12:59,868 Sorry, we were supposed to start photos seven minutes ago. 1624 01:12:59,869 --> 01:13:02,404 Um, are you two... 1625 01:13:02,405 --> 01:13:03,439 What? 1626 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,973 Staying? 1627 01:13:04,976 --> 01:13:09,511 No, no, I think we just-we-we just came to um... 1628 01:13:09,512 --> 01:13:11,480 - To see your dress. - Oh, the dress! 1629 01:13:11,481 --> 01:13:12,948 - I love it. - Oh, yeah, no. 1630 01:13:12,949 --> 01:13:14,783 - It's Christopher Perry. - It's so gorgeous. 1631 01:13:14,784 --> 01:13:16,919 It was his idea, he came here to design it. 1632 01:13:16,922 --> 01:13:18,354 I hope I can do it justice. 1633 01:13:18,355 --> 01:13:19,922 Are you kidding me? 1634 01:13:19,925 --> 01:13:22,857 I think that justice is very well served, right, Meg? 1635 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:24,026 Absolutely. 1636 01:13:24,029 --> 01:13:27,266 Well, it was lovely to meet you. 1637 01:13:28,699 --> 01:13:29,932 Ryan? 1638 01:13:29,935 --> 01:13:31,270 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1639 01:13:33,337 --> 01:13:34,538 Wow. 1640 01:13:35,739 --> 01:13:37,039 Oh my god. 1641 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:39,979 - That was... - Karma's a bitch. 1642 01:13:40,878 --> 01:13:42,547 Ryan! 1643 01:13:42,882 --> 01:13:44,784 I think our work here is done. 1644 01:13:47,485 --> 01:13:49,753 Well, it looks like a nice one. 1645 01:13:49,756 --> 01:13:51,725 Yeah, not bad. 1646 01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:56,726 We have almost four hours 'til our flight. 1647 01:13:56,729 --> 01:13:58,832 You wanna go mess up another wedding? 1648 01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:01,400 Go to the beach? 1649 01:14:02,735 --> 01:14:03,904 What do you wanna do? 1650 01:14:08,473 --> 01:14:09,909 (DOOR BELL RINGS) 1651 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:16,012 Pardon me, I'm in the market for a precious stone. 1652 01:14:16,015 --> 01:14:20,016 Something lesser known, perhaps a nice zinc? 1653 01:14:20,019 --> 01:14:22,986 Zinc's not a stone, it's an element. 1654 01:14:22,989 --> 01:14:25,522 I know it's not a stone. I was being poetic. 1655 01:14:25,525 --> 01:14:26,890 Jesus. 1656 01:14:26,891 --> 01:14:30,827 Well what, are you, stalking me to bust my balls? 1657 01:14:30,829 --> 01:14:33,930 No, I... fuck. 1658 01:14:33,931 --> 01:14:35,368 Can we start again? 1659 01:14:37,034 --> 01:14:40,035 Hello, Craig, I'm an asshole. 1660 01:14:40,038 --> 01:14:42,605 You were trying to be nice to me and I was rude... 1661 01:14:42,606 --> 01:14:46,343 and condescending and I didn't even give you a chance. 1662 01:14:46,346 --> 01:14:48,445 And I didn't want to walk away from this... 1663 01:14:48,448 --> 01:14:51,013 whole fucked-up trip without telling you that. 1664 01:14:51,016 --> 01:14:54,117 Okay. Thanks. 1665 01:14:54,119 --> 01:14:55,354 Okay, bye. 1666 01:14:57,655 --> 01:14:59,923 Wait, that's it? 1667 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:03,693 That's all I had planned. I'm trying to be responsible. 1668 01:15:03,695 --> 01:15:05,829 This is new for me. 1669 01:15:05,832 --> 01:15:09,703 Okay, well... take care, Meg. 1670 01:15:13,838 --> 01:15:14,838 What the hell. 1671 01:15:15,873 --> 01:15:17,507 How about this? 1672 01:15:17,509 --> 01:15:20,712 (MUSIC FADES UP) 1673 01:15:26,119 --> 01:15:28,321 Yeah, that works, too. 1674 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,422 Bye, Craig. 1675 01:15:37,497 --> 01:15:40,129 Who was that? 1676 01:15:40,132 --> 01:15:42,702 Well, now I'm not so sure. 1677 01:15:48,006 --> 01:15:49,606 - Hi. - Hey. 1678 01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:51,774 I was starting to get worried about you. 1679 01:15:51,777 --> 01:15:52,742 Did you find him? 1680 01:15:52,743 --> 01:15:53,777 Yeah. 1681 01:15:53,779 --> 01:15:55,378 How'd it go? 1682 01:15:55,381 --> 01:15:57,380 I did most of the talking. 1683 01:15:57,381 --> 01:15:58,881 Well, good. 1684 01:15:58,884 --> 01:16:00,819 At least you got it all out there. 1685 01:16:02,654 --> 01:16:03,657 Almost. 1686 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,029 I don't think we can live together anymore. 1687 01:16:11,631 --> 01:16:14,631 It's me. I'm a mess. 1688 01:16:14,634 --> 01:16:17,800 I need to get my shit together. 1689 01:16:17,801 --> 01:16:22,672 And I can't, if I keep letting you bail me out of everything. 1690 01:16:22,675 --> 01:16:25,009 You're too good to me. 1691 01:16:25,011 --> 01:16:26,777 I don't know why... 1692 01:16:26,779 --> 01:16:30,113 'cause I can be a real asshole to you sometimes. 1693 01:16:30,114 --> 01:16:34,283 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: We are now boarding flight 770 to Seattle. 1694 01:16:34,286 --> 01:16:36,957 Please have your boarding passes ready. 1695 01:16:44,363 --> 01:16:45,862 This doesn't mean that we won't see each other... 1696 01:16:45,863 --> 01:16:47,329 No, of course not. 1697 01:16:47,332 --> 01:16:48,731 You're the most important person in my life. 1698 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:50,166 You are, too, ever since fifth grade. 1699 01:16:50,167 --> 01:16:51,434 - We'll see each other as much... - Probably more. 1700 01:16:51,435 --> 01:16:53,869 - As we ever had. - Yeah. 1701 01:16:53,995 --> 01:16:56,135 It's okay. 1702 01:16:56,138 --> 01:16:57,076 Yeah. 1703 01:17:06,819 --> 01:17:11,054 Wait. You're an amazing person, and you always have been. 1704 01:17:11,055 --> 01:17:14,390 I've always wanted to be more like you. 1705 01:17:14,393 --> 01:17:17,261 If anything, I rely on you too much. 1706 01:17:28,073 --> 01:17:30,109 I always cry at transitions. 1707 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:40,953 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1708 01:17:48,426 --> 01:17:50,126 DEMERIUS: Miss Jeffries! 1709 01:17:50,127 --> 01:17:53,329 Oh, hi, Demerius. You're here early. 1710 01:17:53,332 --> 01:17:56,231 Computer club. I um, did the report. 1711 01:17:56,234 --> 01:17:58,434 You said two pages? 1712 01:17:58,435 --> 01:18:01,304 So, is it okay that I did it like that? 1713 01:18:01,305 --> 01:18:02,405 You drew this? 1714 01:18:02,408 --> 01:18:04,841 Yeah, I finished the book. 1715 01:18:04,844 --> 01:18:07,409 What they did to Piggy? That was whack. 1716 01:18:07,412 --> 01:18:09,912 Yeah, that was absolutely whack. 1717 01:18:09,913 --> 01:18:12,215 So, is it okay? 1718 01:18:12,216 --> 01:18:15,085 Yeah, it's okay. 1719 01:18:15,087 --> 01:18:16,722 Miss Jeffries, hold up a second! 1720 01:18:18,256 --> 01:18:19,789 All right, I'll see you in class. 1721 01:18:19,792 --> 01:18:21,057 See you in class. 1722 01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:22,525 Gosh, you look great. 1723 01:18:22,528 --> 01:18:24,994 Will you stop it? I'm not gonna quit my job. 1724 01:18:24,997 --> 01:18:26,229 Who asked you to quit your job? 1725 01:18:26,230 --> 01:18:27,430 - You did. - No, I didn't. 1726 01:18:27,431 --> 01:18:29,030 - Yes, you did. - No. 1727 01:18:29,033 --> 01:18:31,000 I'll check my notes, but I'm... 1728 01:18:31,002 --> 01:18:32,769 I'm pretty sure you misunderstood me. 1729 01:18:32,770 --> 01:18:36,038 No, on the contrary, I'm here to offer you... 1730 01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:39,275 the assistant volleyball coach position. 1731 01:18:39,278 --> 01:18:42,278 Mrs. Garcia's out on maternity leave. 1732 01:18:42,279 --> 01:18:43,846 Did you know she was pregnant? 1733 01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:46,849 - No. - Neither did I. 1734 01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:50,023 Uh, well, just think about it. Get back to me, okay? 1735 01:18:53,425 --> 01:18:54,923 Principle Moss! 1736 01:18:54,926 --> 01:18:56,225 I can't, I got a board... 1737 01:18:56,228 --> 01:18:58,961 No, no, come here, I want you to see this. 1738 01:18:58,962 --> 01:19:01,063 Demerius, that kid with the comic, he did this. 1739 01:19:01,064 --> 01:19:03,332 This is amazing. Look at that. 1740 01:19:03,335 --> 01:19:05,067 Hmm. 1741 01:19:05,069 --> 01:19:07,537 You know what? I was thinking about it over break... 1742 01:19:07,538 --> 01:19:09,372 and I wanna shift the paradigm of the left-brained... 1743 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:11,039 didactic teaching structure... 1744 01:19:11,042 --> 01:19:14,944 to a more right-brained, outside-the-box learning style. 1745 01:19:14,947 --> 01:19:16,311 - Do you follow? - I... 1746 01:19:16,314 --> 01:19:18,314 I'm so sorry. 1747 01:19:18,317 --> 01:19:20,550 It's such a bore when people talk like assholes, isn't it? 1748 01:19:20,551 --> 01:19:23,319 What I'm trying to say is I want your support... 1749 01:19:23,322 --> 01:19:24,820 to do more stuff like this. 1750 01:19:24,823 --> 01:19:26,422 Oh, and you know what? 1751 01:19:26,425 --> 01:19:29,158 I looked into cutting hair and you are absolutely right. 1752 01:19:29,161 --> 01:19:31,561 Hairdressers make a goddamn fortune. 1753 01:19:31,564 --> 01:19:33,829 It almost sounds like you're threatening me. 1754 01:19:33,832 --> 01:19:38,467 Stanley... Stan... relax. We are on the same team, here. 1755 01:19:38,470 --> 01:19:40,336 I am just trying to keep... 1756 01:19:40,337 --> 01:19:42,572 your instructional scaffolding in place. 1757 01:19:42,573 --> 01:19:45,010 Especially right before testing. 1758 01:19:46,145 --> 01:19:48,311 Oh, and you know what? 1759 01:19:48,314 --> 01:19:50,112 Yes to volleyball. 1760 01:19:50,113 --> 01:19:52,048 Sounds like an adventure. 1761 01:19:52,051 --> 01:19:54,617 Go Falcons! 1762 01:19:54,619 --> 01:19:57,120 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1763 01:19:57,122 --> 01:19:59,521 Edgeworth, he brought math to economics. 1764 01:19:59,524 --> 01:20:01,958 He wrote the essay on application of math... 1765 01:20:01,961 --> 01:20:04,360 to moral science, 1881. 1766 01:20:04,363 --> 01:20:07,430 Leon Morris... Theory of General Competitive- 1767 01:20:07,431 --> 01:20:09,335 - (PHONE RINGS) - Hold on. 1768 01:20:11,203 --> 01:20:15,938 Hello? Yes. I know, I know. I'll be there. 1769 01:20:15,939 --> 01:20:18,074 - CRAIG: Who is it? - Sorry, it was Kate. 1770 01:20:18,077 --> 01:20:21,043 Well, you know, I gotta get to bed anyway. I'll see you later? 1771 01:20:21,046 --> 01:20:22,511 Sixteen days. 1772 01:20:22,514 --> 01:20:24,317 Sixteen days. 1773 01:20:26,085 --> 01:20:28,150 Give me something to dream about. 1774 01:20:28,153 --> 01:20:30,119 Oh, you scamp. 1775 01:20:30,339 --> 01:20:31,420 Come on. 1776 01:20:32,216 --> 01:20:33,798 Oh my goodness! 1777 01:20:34,426 --> 01:20:36,659 Oh boy. You are the mo... 1778 01:20:36,661 --> 01:20:39,731 ♫ ("We are in This Thing Together" by The Layover (2017) song playing over speakers) ♫ 1779 01:20:45,303 --> 01:20:47,470 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1780 01:20:47,472 --> 01:20:50,105 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1781 01:20:50,107 --> 01:20:52,574 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1782 01:20:52,576 --> 01:20:55,144 ♫ 'Cause we in this for life ♫ 1783 01:20:55,146 --> 01:20:58,314 ♫ When you kissing that guy I'm likin' ♫ 1784 01:20:58,316 --> 01:21:00,449 Hey. 1785 01:21:00,451 --> 01:21:02,650 ♫ When you wake in the mornin' hidin' ♫ 1786 01:21:02,652 --> 01:21:04,552 ♫ We in this for life ♫ 1787 01:21:04,554 --> 01:21:07,422 I'm here. Has it started? 1788 01:21:07,424 --> 01:21:09,760 I don't think that Kalynn's going any farther. 1789 01:21:11,329 --> 01:21:13,261 She's cracking. 1790 01:21:13,263 --> 01:21:17,466 This is too hard. I don't know if I can... 1791 01:21:17,468 --> 01:21:19,104 Who acts like that? 1792 01:21:22,974 --> 01:21:26,044 ♫ ("We are in This Thing Together" by The Layover (2017) song playing over speakers) ♫ 1793 01:21:31,616 --> 01:21:34,150 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1794 01:21:34,152 --> 01:21:36,519 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1795 01:21:36,521 --> 01:21:39,555 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1796 01:21:39,557 --> 01:21:41,390 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1797 01:21:41,392 --> 01:21:43,758 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1798 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,895 ♫ Come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1799 01:21:45,897 --> 01:21:49,331 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1800 01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:51,499 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1801 01:21:51,501 --> 01:21:53,668 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1802 01:21:53,670 --> 01:21:56,372 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1803 01:21:56,374 --> 01:21:58,873 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1804 01:21:58,875 --> 01:22:01,510 ♫ 'Cause we in this for life ♫ 1805 01:22:01,512 --> 01:22:03,779 ♫ When you kissing that guy I'm likin' ♫ 1806 01:22:03,781 --> 01:22:06,515 ♫ When you're blacked out drunk I'm drivin' ♫ 1807 01:22:06,517 --> 01:22:09,185 ♫ When you wake in the mornin' hidin' ♫ 1808 01:22:09,187 --> 01:22:11,252 ♫ We in this for life ♫ 1809 01:22:11,254 --> 01:22:12,820 ♫ You're such a bitch ♫ 1810 01:22:12,822 --> 01:22:15,356 ♫ You call me up while I'm at work ♫ 1811 01:22:15,358 --> 01:22:17,560 ♫ You made me laugh until it hurts ♫ 1812 01:22:17,562 --> 01:22:19,261 ♫ You drive me crazy ♫ 1813 01:22:19,263 --> 01:22:22,664 ♫ Yeah you do But thank god that I got you ♫ 1814 01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:24,867 ♫ Yeah we in this Yeah we in this ♫ 1815 01:22:24,869 --> 01:22:27,602 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1816 01:22:27,604 --> 01:22:30,206 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1817 01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:32,574 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1818 01:22:32,576 --> 01:22:37,812 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1819 01:22:37,814 --> 01:22:40,248 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1820 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,618 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1821 01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:44,819 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1822 01:22:44,821 --> 01:22:47,422 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1823 01:22:47,424 --> 01:22:49,925 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1824 01:22:49,927 --> 01:22:52,227 ♫ 'Cause we in this for life ♫ 1825 01:22:52,229 --> 01:22:53,796 ♫ You're such a bitch ♫ 1826 01:22:53,798 --> 01:22:56,297 ♫ You call me up while I'm at work ♫ 1827 01:22:56,299 --> 01:22:58,566 ♫ You made me laugh until it hurts ♫ 1828 01:22:58,568 --> 01:23:01,337 ♫ You drive me crazy yeah you do ♫ 1829 01:23:01,339 --> 01:23:03,806 ♫ But thank god that I got you ♫ 1830 01:23:03,808 --> 01:23:06,441 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1831 01:23:06,443 --> 01:23:08,010 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1832 01:23:08,012 --> 01:23:09,944 ♫ Yeah we do this ♫ 1833 01:23:09,946 --> 01:23:13,248 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1834 01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:18,686 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1835 01:23:18,688 --> 01:23:21,257 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1836 01:23:21,259 --> 01:23:23,891 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1837 01:23:23,893 --> 01:23:26,395 ♫ Nobody gonna get between us ♫ 1838 01:23:26,397 --> 01:23:28,797 ♫ Nothing can ever hold us down ♫ 1839 01:23:28,799 --> 01:23:31,833 ♫ And even when we hit rock bottom ♫ 1840 01:23:31,835 --> 01:23:33,968 ♫ We'll come back around ♫ 1841 01:23:33,970 --> 01:23:36,305 ♫ Nobody ever known me better ♫ 1842 01:23:36,307 --> 01:23:38,907 ♫ You say whatever's on my mind ♫ 1843 01:23:38,909 --> 01:23:43,611 ♫ You get me and you know I get you every time ♫ 1844 01:23:43,613 --> 01:23:45,980 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1845 01:23:45,982 --> 01:23:48,617 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1846 01:23:48,619 --> 01:23:54,422 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1847 01:23:54,424 --> 01:23:56,292 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1848 01:23:56,294 --> 01:23:59,528 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1849 01:23:59,530 --> 01:24:01,764 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1850 01:24:01,766 --> 01:24:04,300 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1851 01:24:04,302 --> 01:24:09,738 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1852 01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:12,341 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1853 01:24:12,343 --> 01:24:15,010 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1854 01:24:15,012 --> 01:24:17,445 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1855 01:24:17,447 --> 01:24:19,882 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1856 01:24:19,884 --> 01:24:22,383 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1857 01:24:22,385 --> 01:24:24,787 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1858 01:24:24,789 --> 01:24:30,325 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1859 01:24:30,327 --> 01:24:32,761 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1860 01:24:32,763 --> 01:24:35,596 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1861 01:24:35,598 --> 01:24:37,865 ♫ Yeah, we in this, yeah ♫ 1862 01:24:37,867 --> 01:24:40,034 ♫ We in this yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1863 01:24:40,036 --> 01:24:41,970 ♫ Yeah we do this ♫ 1864 01:24:41,972 --> 01:24:45,341 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1865 01:24:45,343 --> 01:24:50,546 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1866 01:24:50,548 --> 01:24:53,748 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1867 01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:55,786 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫