1 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,648 (ALARM CLOCK SOUNDS) 2 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,750 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYS) 3 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,630 * IT WAS JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT 4 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,966 * I WAS JAMMING WITH THE GUYS 5 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,636 * HANG OUT ON THE CORNER 6 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:12,072 * JUST A-WATCHING THE GIRLS GO BY 7 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:18,346 * SUDDENLY, I NOTICED THEY WERE STARING BACK AT ME 8 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,449 * AND WHEN I TOOK A CLOSER LOOK 9 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,051 * I COULDN'T HELP BUT SEE 10 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,386 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 11 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,421 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 12 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,789 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 13 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,191 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 14 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,293 * DRIVES 'EM CRAZY 15 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,694 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 16 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:34,962 * MAKES 'EM HOT 17 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,464 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 18 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,667 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 19 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,703 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 20 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,672 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 21 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,875 * JUST AIN'T GOT 22 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,911 * WOO OOH OOH 23 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,719 * LIKE A BEE THAT NEEDS ITS HONEY 24 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,490 * LIKE A MOTH DRAWN TO A FLAME 25 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:05,293 * GIRLS IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE 26 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:08,696 * THEY'RE CAPTURED BY THE GAME 27 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,365 * THAT'S THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN 28 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,702 * SINCE ADAM FELL FOR EVE 29 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,771 * JUST ONE TASTE IS ALL IT TAKES 30 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,007 * TO MAKE THE BOYFRIEND NEED 31 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,509 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 32 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,744 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 33 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:24,878 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 34 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,514 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 35 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,549 * DRIVES 'EM CRAZY 36 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:29,983 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 37 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,252 * GETS 'EM HOT 38 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,486 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 39 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,022 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 40 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,089 * WOO 41 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,092 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 42 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,094 * BOYS AIN'T GOT 43 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,097 * OH OH OH OH 44 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,369 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 45 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,804 * GIRLS GOT SOMETHING 46 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,939 TERRY... 47 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,442 WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCIENCE? 48 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,445 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 49 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,980 I'M REALLY INTO THIS ARTICLE. 50 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,849 I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 51 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,851 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 52 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,819 I'M REALLY STRESSED OUT! 53 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:10,624 THREE GUYS WANT TO TAKE ME OUT SATURDAY NIGHT. 54 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,695 I'LL NEED A REAL BOYFRIEND BY THE PROM. 55 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,730 WHO ARE THE GUYS? 56 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,700 IF I TELL YOU, DON'T LAUGH. 57 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,636 YOU HAVE THE PERFECT COLLEGE BOYFRIEND. 58 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,172 YOU THINK KEVIN'S PERFECT? 59 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,140 HE'S A GOD, OKAY? 60 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,177 CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME NOW? 61 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,679 WHERE WAS I? 62 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,180 BRUCE SCHULMAN, 63 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,482 EDWARD ZINK, 64 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,983 AND ROGER GIBBLER. 65 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,485 THIS IS SERIOUS. 66 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,952 I KNOW. 67 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:42,956 OKAY. ON A SCALE OF LAME TO CUTE, 68 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,493 WHO RATES THE LEAST LOW? 69 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,994 THEY'RE ALL LAME. 70 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,463 IN A RENT-A-TUX, 71 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,866 ROGER MIGHT MOVE UP TO SEMI-LAME. 72 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,336 WHO'S GOT THE HOTTEST CAR? 73 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:59,172 A PINTO, DAD'S SKYLARK, AND A SCHWINN. 74 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,410 YOU'LL HAVE TO SKIP THE PROM. 75 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,978 HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY... 76 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,447 LISTEN UP. 77 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:09,317 YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME GRIEF 78 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,319 ABOUT THIS JOURNALISM COMPETITION. 79 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,688 I GOT ALL OF YOUR SUBMISSIONS READY. 80 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,726 DURING MY PLANNING PERIOD, I PICKED THE BEST TWO. 81 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,060 THEN FROM THOSE... 82 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:23,697 AND FROM THOSE SUBMITTED AT STURCHES WILDER... 83 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,198 -BOO! -BOO! 84 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,134 -BOO! -BOO! 85 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,403 THANK YOU. 86 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,872 THE TRIB WILL PICK ONE 87 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,042 AND AWARD SOMEBODY A SUMMER INTERNSHIP. 88 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:39,513 I'LL POST THE NAMES OF THE WINNERS AFTER LUNCH. 89 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,249 TUNA SALAD ON WHOLE WHEAT. 90 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,055 A SUMMER JOB AT THE SUN-TRIBUNE. 91 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,092 A LIZARD WILL TAKE ME TO THE PROM! 92 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:53,761 YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. 93 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,396 HI, DENISE. 94 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,931 ARE YOU BUSY SATURDAY NIGHT? 95 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,667 SORRY. 96 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,743 MR. RAYMAKER... 97 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,746 MR. VINO RAN OVER A DOG. 98 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,282 SHOULD I TAKE A PHOTOG? 99 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,017 NO. 100 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,291 WHAT'S UP, TERRY? 101 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,293 HOW'S IT GOING, TERRY? 102 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,795 HI, GUYS. 103 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,296 HI, GUYS. 104 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,764 BYE... GUYS. 105 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,265 AM I INVISIBLE? 106 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,802 THEY WERE IN A HURRY. 107 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,804 YOU ARE SO HOT! 108 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,806 BUDDY. 109 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,808 I JUST ATE. 110 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,310 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, BUD. 111 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,912 ANYTIME, SIS. 112 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:48,281 OUR PARENTS TOOK OFF FOR TWO WEEKS. 113 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,318 THEIR KING-SIZE BED IS EMPTY. 114 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,286 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 115 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:57,290 IF WE WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH, 116 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,627 THE HUMAN RACE WOULD DIE. 117 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,963 YOU WANT TIME TO THINK. 118 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,432 I UNDERSTAND. 119 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,134 I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU. 120 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,769 SLUMBER PARTY. 121 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,771 WE'LL INVITE EVERY GIRL. 122 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,240 TALL, SHORT, LOOSE, EASY... 123 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:17,310 THEY CAN USE MY BEDROOM, MY BODY... 124 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,179 I WANT TO HELP. 125 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:22,450 YOU WANT TO MOLEST MY FRIENDS? 126 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,085 FORGET IT. 127 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,319 WHY? 128 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,155 YOU'LL HAVE A PARTY, 129 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,223 AND I'LL... UH-UH-UH! 130 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,692 OH, GOD. 131 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:35,796 DOES HE DO THIS AT THE DINNER TABLE? 132 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,867 IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE NEVER HAD SEX. 133 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,270 ONLY I'D LIKE IT WITH A PARTNER. 134 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:46,306 WE MUST GET BACK TO SCHOOL. 135 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:49,109 YES. WE MUST GET BACK. 136 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:53,614 I WONDER IF MY ARTICLE'S IN THE TROPHY CASE. 137 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,616 WE MUST GET GOING. 138 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,585 I'M 15 YEARS OLD. 139 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:01,622 IN TWO YEARS, I REACH MY SEXUAL PEAK. 140 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,123 THE CLOCK'S TICKING. 141 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,092 I HAVE TO GET JAMMING. 142 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,095 DON'T YOU HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 143 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,631 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE EMBARRASSED? 144 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,065 NOPE. I'M HORNY. 145 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:15,636 HORNY WILL KICK EMBARRASSMENT'S ASS EVERY TIME. 146 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,505 BUDSTER, LISTEN TO ME... 147 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:21,041 YOUR FIRST TIME SHOULD BE REALLY SPECIAL. 148 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,177 I GUARANTEE I'LL BE IN LOVE. 149 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,213 THERE'S LISA MacADOO. 150 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,718 I'LL HEAR SHE'LL DO ANYTHING WITH ANYBODY. 151 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,887 SHE LOOKS PRETTY CHEAP TO ME. 152 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,589 ME, TOO. 153 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,359 I AM SO EXCITED. 154 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,362 THIS JOB MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. 155 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:45,899 WE CAN INTERVIEW ALL THE CUTE JOCKS. 156 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,868 YOU'LL BE SO PROUD. 157 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,638 I'LL MAKE A GREAT REPORTER. 158 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,206 I'M NOT THERE. 159 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,142 WHY AREN'T YOU THERE? 160 00:07:56,944 --> 00:08:00,280 NEAL PERLOW AND JOSEPH DREYER? 161 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:14,394 I HAD TERRY GRIFFIN, FOURTH PERIOD CIVICS. 162 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:17,430 DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING? 163 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,399 THOSE LEGS DON'T STOP! 164 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,969 FLUNK HER. KEEP HER HERE. 165 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,436 BE CAREFUL, GEORGE. 166 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,973 YOU COULD LOSE YOUR JOB. 167 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,440 BE WORTH IT. 168 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,710 SHE'S GOT GREAT JUGS. 169 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,184 TERRY. 170 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,687 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY ARTICLE? 171 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,691 THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT PER SE. 172 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,694 IT'S JUST NOT OUTSTANDING WORK. 173 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,161 I THINK SO. 174 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:52,199 WHAT DO YOU GIVE ME STRAIGHT As FOR? 175 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:56,737 I GIVE YOU As BECAUSE OF YOUR HARD WORK. 176 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,205 YOU WRITE WELL. 177 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,041 BUT THIS CONTEST IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 178 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:05,345 "DOES THIS PERSON HAVE A NOSE FOR THE NEWS?" 179 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,616 "DO THEY FIND THE MOST INTERESTING ANGLE?" 180 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,984 YOU'RE SAYING THE NUTRITIONAL CONTENT 181 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,154 OF OUR SCHOOL LUNCHES ISN'T INTERESTING. 182 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,491 I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED. 183 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,928 I HAD TO PICK KIDS 184 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:24,264 WHO COULD REALLY BECOME PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS. 185 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,734 I WILL BE A REPORTER. 186 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,235 THAT'S GOOD. 187 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,203 I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE. 188 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:34,341 SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON? 189 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,943 LIKE WHAT? 190 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,212 YOU'RE PRETTY. YOU COULD BE A MODEL. 191 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:43,917 BECAUSE A PRETTY GIRL CAN'T HAVE A BRAIN? 192 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,485 WHAT I MEANT... 193 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,954 I KNOW! 194 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:50,490 THIS ARTICLE BELONGS AT THE SUN-TRIBUNE. 195 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,526 YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO LIKE... 196 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,763 IT IS REALLY PATHETIC. 197 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,371 (DOORBELL RINGS) 198 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,980 TERRY, IT'S MR. WONDERFUL. 199 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,121 (DOORBELL RINGS) 200 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,692 ALWAYS WHEN I'M BUSY. 201 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,028 (RING) 202 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,529 SHE'S OUT BACK. 203 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,998 WHAT TOOK YOU? 204 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,533 I KNEW IT WAS YOU. 205 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,002 YOU'RE SO YOUNG. 206 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:38,806 WHAT A WASTE OF A SPORTS CAR. 207 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,081 LISTEN, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 208 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,788 HOW'D THIS GET IN HERE? 209 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,394 YOU ALWAYS TIE DOUBLE KNOTS 210 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,865 KEVIN, PLEASE, FORGET THE KNOT. 211 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,333 I NEED SYMPATHY. 212 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:10,871 I HAD MY HEART SET ON THAT SUMMER JOB. 213 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,572 OH, TERRY. 214 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,843 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. 215 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,147 CAN I TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY? 216 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,615 WHEN I WAS A KID, 217 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,119 I WAS OBSESSED WITH BEING A FIREMAN. 218 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,123 I SET LITTLE FIRES AND PRACTICED DOUSING THEM. 219 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:36,196 WHEN I WAS 12, I LEARNED I COULDN'T BE A FIREMAN. 220 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,664 WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? 221 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:41,201 I FOUND OUT WHAT THEIR SALARY WAS. 222 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,702 PITIFUL. 223 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,171 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND 224 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,207 I DON'T CARE WHAT REPORTERS MAKE? 225 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,675 I CAN'T REMEMBER 226 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,678 EVER WANTING TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. 227 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,181 IT'S DISCOURAGING WHEN RAYMAKER SAYS 228 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,683 I SHOULD BECOME A MODEL. 229 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,186 WHY NOT? YOU'RE A KNOCKOUT. 230 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,189 BESIDES, MODELS MAKE PRETTY NICE BUCKS. 231 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:06,193 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT, EITHER. 232 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,229 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 233 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,198 IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH. 234 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,434 IT'S LUCKY I LOVE YOU... I THINK. 235 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,938 I'D PROBABLY NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 236 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,941 I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE, PLEASE. 237 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:24,177 BE ALONE WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE HOME. 238 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:28,215 SINCE YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED, READ MY LIPS. 239 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,850 GOODBYE, KEVIN. 240 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:35,022 WOULD YOU RATHER SPEND THE NIGHT AT THE FRAT HOUSE? 241 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,129 ALL MEN CARE ABOUT IS SEX. 242 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,864 I RESENT THAT. 243 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,699 BIG IMPROVEMENT, HUH? 244 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,735 THE ROOM NEEDED SOMETHING. 245 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:53,240 YOUR ROOM IS WHY MY LIFE IS SCREWED UP. 246 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,776 YOU GUYS THINK WOMEN ARE JUST DECORATIONS, 247 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,411 TOTAL AIRHEADS. 248 00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,880 HEY, NOT ME. 249 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,951 THESE WOMEN HAVE MY DEEPEST RESPECT. 250 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,020 FOR SHOWING THEIR BOOBS? 251 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,989 AND FOR THEIR MINDS. 252 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,525 IT JUST SO HAPPENS KIM READS VONNEGUT 253 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,995 IN HER BUBBLE BATH. 254 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,497 LOU ANN DEDICATED HER CENTERFOLD 255 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,733 TO HELP CLEAN UP TOXIC WASTE. 256 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,202 THE ONLY REASON 257 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,704 BARBARA STUDIES PHYSICS BUCK NAKED 258 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,975 IS BECAUSE THAT LIBRARY IS HOT. 259 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,177 ADMIT IT, BUDDY. 260 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,213 YOU'D LOVE TO SPEND YOUR LIFE 261 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,681 USING WOMEN'S BODIES. 262 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,217 ALL BUT THE LAST MINUTE. 263 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,487 I'D LIKE A LITTLE TIME TO REMINISCE. 264 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,790 CONSIDER SOMETHING MORE PROFOUND THAN GETTING LAID. 265 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,725 A BLOW JOB? 266 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,929 SORRY. 267 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,498 THIS TOPS OFF MY DAY. 268 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,501 IT'S LIKE WOMEN'S LIB NEVER EXISTED. 269 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:59,572 TODAY'S WOMAN IS FREE TO BE AS PERVERTED AS GUYS. 270 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,041 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 271 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,544 I MEAN, I WRITE AN EXCELLENT ARTICLE, 272 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:09,016 AND BECAUSE I'M CUTE, NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY. 273 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:13,620 SOMEHOW YOU FIND THE COURAGE TO GO ON LIVING. 274 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,122 YOU'VE GOT GUTS. 275 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,125 SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE A GUY. 276 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,592 NO, YOU DON'T. 277 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,129 THE MALE NEEDS SEX CONSTANTLY. 278 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,131 IT'S A LIVING HELL. 279 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,100 IF A GUY SUBMITTED THAT ARTICLE, 280 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,670 IT'D BE AT THE SUN-TRIBUNE NOW. 281 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,140 YEAH, NO KIDDING. 282 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,909 DOES MISS APRIL LOOK STRAIGHT? 283 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,779 (DOORBELL RINGS) 284 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:46,086 WHAT ARE THE ODDS IT'S A NYMPHOMANIAC? 285 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,023 IS YOUR SISTER HOME? 286 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,158 YEAH. 287 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,426 TERRY, YOU GOT COMPANY. 288 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,564 TERRY? 289 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,669 I JUST FOOLED MY OWN BROTHER. 290 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,671 I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. 291 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,174 NOW I AM. HELLO, TERRY. 292 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,677 I THINK I CAN PULL THIS OFF. 293 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,180 THIS MORNING I KNEW HER. 294 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,681 EVERYTHING WAS GREAT. 295 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,184 NOW SHE'S WEARING MY CLOTHES. 296 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,720 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TOOTSIE? 297 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:21,888 NO. 298 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,356 OKAY, YENTL? 299 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,426 YOU WANT TO BE A RABBI? 300 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,661 TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG. 301 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,863 REALLY? 302 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,367 OKAY. 303 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,836 NO... UH... 304 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,372 LOOK HOW YOU'RE STANDING. 305 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,308 DROP YOUR HANDS. 306 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,311 OKAY, NOW, STICK YOUR HIP IN. 307 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,880 ALL RIGHT, NOW MOVE YOUR FEET APART. 308 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,849 GUYS TAKE UP SPACE. 309 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,652 YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK TOUGHER. 310 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,121 VERY CRUCIAL. 311 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,156 SOMETHING EVERY GUY DOES. 312 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,091 SCRATCH YOUR BALLS. 313 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,628 COME ON, TRY IT. 314 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,901 WAIT A MINUTE. 315 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,371 WATCH THE MASTER. 316 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,774 NOW, FIRST, THERE'S YOUR BASIC SHIFT. 317 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,379 AH. 318 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,381 IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, 319 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,916 YOU'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE. 320 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,418 DIG A LITTLE. 321 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,220 MOVE THINGS AROUND. 322 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,690 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE MY BALLS DON'T ITCH. 323 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,192 ALL BALLS ITCH. 324 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,926 IT'S A FACT. 325 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497 MAYBE THIS WOULD HELP. 326 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,672 NOT BAD. 327 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,910 SHIT. MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THAT. 328 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,181 OKAY. LET'S SEE YOU WALK. 329 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,684 HOLD IT. 330 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,454 LOOK, YOU GOT BALLS NOW. 331 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,190 USE THEM. 332 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,426 SAY, BABY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 333 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,429 I'M A LEAN, MEAN, SEX MACHINE. 334 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,431 SAY, BABY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 335 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,467 I'M A LEAN, MEAN, SEX MACHINE. 336 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,403 THAT'S HOW IT IS. 337 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,739 YOU'LL PASS. JUST DON'T MOVE. 338 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,209 I'M GOING TO DO IT. 339 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,978 I'LL SUBMIT THAT ARTICLE AS A GUY. 340 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,982 YOU GOT A PROBLEM, YOU GET IN DRAG. 341 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,721 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT, DO YOU? 342 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,056 NO WAY. 343 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,827 BUT I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY. 344 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,933 HOW YOU DOING? 345 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,170 WE'LL TALK MORE LATER. 346 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:36,849 THE KEY IS TO WORK OUT EVERY POSSIBLE MINUTE. 347 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,152 NO WEIGHTS? USE FRESHMEN. 348 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,288 I'M SERIOUS. 349 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,755 EXCUSE ME, 350 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,792 THIS WILL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 351 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,760 GET A GOOD GRIP... 352 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,297 BEND YOUR KNEES AND LIFT... 353 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,798 ONE, TWO, 354 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,533 ONE, TWO... 355 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,836 NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 356 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,871 GREAT FOR THE DELTOIDS. 357 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,607 THANKS, KID. 358 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,119 WHO INVITED YOU? 359 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,489 UH, I'M NEW HERE. 360 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,759 JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER PUSSY. 361 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:25,398 STRONG AS AN OX, AND ALMOST AS SMART. 362 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,734 OOH. OOH. 363 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,238 ANOTHER GOOD EXERCISE FOR UPPER BODY STRENGTH... 364 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,773 THE PUSSY TOSS, FOR DISTANCE. 365 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,008 HEY, GET OFF ME! 366 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,545 OW! 367 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,179 WATCH THE PRICKLERS. 368 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,581 DAMN! 369 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,922 GREAT BUNCH OF GUYS. 370 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,924 YOU MET GREG TOLEN. 371 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,160 HE RUNS THE SCHOOL. 372 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,898 I'M RICK MOOREHOUSE. 373 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,771 TRY NOT TO GET US CONFUSED. 374 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,311 WILLY, GIVE US A SYNOPSIS OF CATCHER IN THE RYE? 375 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,385 (SPEAKING MARTIAN) 376 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,954 CATCHER IN THE RYE... 377 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,957 A NOVEL BY THE EARTHLING SALINGER 378 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,961 EVERY ADULT HOMO SAPIEN IS FORCED TO READ. 379 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,964 YOU DIDN'T READ IT, DID YOU? 380 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,966 OUR MISSION ON EARTH 381 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,968 IS TO STUDY HUMAN PATTERNS. 382 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,970 LAST NIGHT WE SIMULATED 383 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,407 A TEENAGE RITUAL, HOMEWORK AVOIDANCE. 384 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,943 WE CONSUMED LARGE QUANTITIES OF FERMENTED HOPS, 385 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:48,080 AND WERE TRANSFORMED INTO DEGENERATE PARTY ANIMALS. 386 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,985 CAN I GO TO THE RESTROOM? 387 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,454 THREE MINUTES. 388 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,957 I DON'T CARE WHAT GALAXY YOU'RE FROM. 389 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,694 YOU'VE BEEN PULLING THIS ROUTINE FOR THREE YEARS. 390 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,630 YOU BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP. 391 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,433 I WANT THAT HOMEWORK NOW. 392 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,705 THE EARTH WOMAN SEEMS SO TENSE, 393 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,206 IRRITABLE. 394 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,875 TOO MUCH COFFEE. 395 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,677 NOT ENOUGH SEX. 396 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,281 (SPEAKING MARTIAN) 397 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,285 BRRSSSHHHH! 398 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,472 * YEAH 399 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,576 * ON THE STREETS, PEOPLE TALK 400 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,578 * ALL THE STRANGERS THAT YOU MEET 401 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,646 * WATCH YOU MOVE, HOW YOU WALK 402 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,982 * LITTLE SECRETS 403 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,149 * TAKE IT OUT 404 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,351 * FACE TO FACE 405 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,420 * CROSS THAT LINE OF FANTASY 406 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,322 * IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN COME ALONG WITH ME 407 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,991 * ONE OF THE GUYS 408 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,928 * STICK TOGETHER 409 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,998 * REPUTATION'S OUT ON THE STREET 410 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,166 * ONE OF THE GUYS 411 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,770 * HARD TO MEASURE 412 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,607 * WHEN THE LOVE IS TO START... * 413 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,341 JUST FINISHED. 414 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,011 I CARE. 415 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,615 * NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S INSIDE 416 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,783 * GIRL, YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR THE DREAM 417 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,686 * IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN COME ALONG WITH ME 418 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,522 * ONE OF THE GUYS 419 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,459 * STICK TOGETHER 420 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,361 * REPUTATION'S OUT ON THE STREET 421 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,196 * ONE OF THE GUYS 422 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,205 WAY TO GO, BIG TER. 423 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:56,643 * THEY STICK TOGETHER 424 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,746 * REPUTATION'S OUT ON THE STREET 425 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,714 * ONE OF THE GUYS 426 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,794 TABLE PRESSING. 427 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:18,064 GOOD FOR STRENGTH AND DEFINITION. 428 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,903 FULL EXTENTION IS VERY IMPORTANT. 429 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,918 NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 430 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,623 GOTCHA! 431 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,737 UH... COACH MORRISON... 432 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,639 ONE MOMENT, SON. 433 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,914 BOWLING... GREAT GAME. 434 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,382 THE GREATEST. 435 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,385 BUT IT'S MORE THAN A GAME. 436 00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:48,755 IT'S THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE. 437 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,923 ONE MAN, 438 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,759 ONE BALL, 439 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,761 10 PINS. 440 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,929 10 FRAMES, TOO. 441 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,731 EXACTLY! 442 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:02,234 COACH, I JUST TRANSFERRED FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL. 443 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,236 I'M WITHOUT GYM CLOTHES, 444 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:07,439 SO I'LL GO TO STUDY HALL. 445 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,408 HOLD IT. 446 00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:12,378 EVERYONE DRESSES FOR MY GYM CLASS. 447 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,446 EVERYONE. 448 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,815 GREAT. 449 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,250 I HAVE SURPRISE JOCK INSPECTIONS 450 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,252 THREE TIMES A WEEK. 451 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,789 A WORD TO THE WISE... 452 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,523 WEAR IT. 453 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:36,202 HEY, MARK! THROW ME A TOWEL. 454 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,437 I HATE GYM. 455 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,707 I REALLY HATE GYM. 456 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,648 AHEM. 457 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,382 EXCUSE ME. 458 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,626 OH, IT'S SPREADING. 459 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:03,329 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHNG LIKE THIS? 460 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,631 NEVER. 461 00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:08,234 SHOWER SQUAD! GET THE NEW KID! 462 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,587 (TOILET FLUSHES) 463 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,823 (BELL RINGS) 464 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,531 EVERYBODY OUT! FIRE! 465 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:48,835 TAKE ONLY ESSENTIAL MATERIALS. 466 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:04,683 WE HAVE A SABOTEUR IN OUR GYM CLASS. 467 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,854 A REAL SCUM! 468 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,857 A NIMROD. 469 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:16,929 WHOEVER STARTED THAT FIRE... 470 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,866 IS A HUMAN GUTTERBALL. 471 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,202 A ZERO! 472 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,941 SHERPICO, I HAVE TOLD YOU 473 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,911 NO CREATURES IN MY GYM CLASS. 474 00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:35,948 THE ALLIGATORS WOULD HAVE EATEN HIM IN THE LOCKER. 475 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:41,487 YOU GET RID OF IT OR I'LL GET RID OF IT. 476 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,955 SHH. 477 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,457 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 478 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:48,227 HE'S JUST UPSET. DON'T WORRY. 479 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,264 SIT. SIT. 480 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,834 STAY. GOOD BOY. 481 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,236 I'LL BE BACK SOON. 482 00:28:57,303 --> 00:29:00,506 I'LL TAKE WILLIE, YOU TAKE PHIL. 483 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,741 OKAY, COME ON, GUYS. 484 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,149 -AHH! -AHH! 485 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,686 (WHISTLE) 486 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,023 SHIRTS! SKINS! 487 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,425 SHIRTS! SKINS! 488 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,435 AHH! AGH! 489 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,671 GOT A PROBLEM, SON? 490 00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:35,174 STOMACH... SHOOTING PAINS. 491 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,676 I ATE IN THE CAFETERIA. 492 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:40,012 COME ON, TOUGH IT OUT. 493 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:43,582 WHEN LIFE ROLLS YOU A 7-10 SPLIT, 494 00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,551 WHAT DO YOU DO? 495 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,619 GO TO THE NURSE? 496 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:51,223 NO! YOU AIM FOR THE SEVEN PIN, 497 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,724 LET 'ER RIP! 498 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,294 AGH! 499 00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,197 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 500 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:01,968 THE REST OF YOU PINHEADS PLAY BALL. 501 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,639 THIS IS GOOD WORK. 502 00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:09,141 I KNEW IT. 503 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,742 THANKS, MR. MENDOSA. 504 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,279 BUT I CAN'T SEND IT TO THE SUN TRIBUNE. 505 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,581 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 506 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,216 I CAN'T SEND IT. 507 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,718 YOUR WRITING SKILLS ARE FINE, 508 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,721 BUT THIS STUFF IS REALLY BORING. 509 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:25,757 YOU'VE GOT TO GRAB THE READER. 510 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,759 GOOSE THEM A LITTLE. 511 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,261 RIGHT. 512 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,463 GOOSE THEM. 513 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,900 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GUY 514 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,402 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T WRITE 515 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,470 WITH SENSITIVITY, FEELING, HEART. 516 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:41,240 BUT YOU DO SHOW PROMISE. 517 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,742 I'M NOT CHOOSING THE WINNERS 518 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:46,245 UNTIL A WEEK FROM MONDAY. 519 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,280 THINK OF SOMETHING EXCITING. 520 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,781 TRY AGAIN. 521 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,286 YEAH, WELL, UH... 522 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,022 THANKS. 523 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:07,833 TERRY, I HATE WHEN YOU'RE DEPRESSED. 524 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:11,270 IF YOU'RE THIS UPSET OVER YOUR LIFE, 525 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,772 I SHOULD BE SUICIDAL. 526 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:16,242 LOOK WHAT KEVIN SENT YOU. 527 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:20,779 I'D DO ANYTHING TO COME HOME AND FIND ROSES. 528 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:23,415 CAN WE DEFINE, "ANYTHING"? 529 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:27,786 MAYBE RAYMAKER WAS RIGHT ABOUT MY ARTICLE. 530 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:31,323 BUT I KNOW I CAN DO BETTER. 531 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,125 I'M JUST CONFUSED. 532 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,961 OF COURSE, YOU'RE CONFUSED. 533 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,063 YOU'RE WEARING MY UNDERWEAR. 534 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,832 TERRY, FORGET IT. 535 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,801 COME BACK TO PEARL. 536 00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:45,938 SO YOU GOT A BAD HAIRCUT. 537 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,407 YOU'VE GOT A FABULOUS BOYFRIEND. 538 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,342 I CAN'T GIVE UP. 539 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,311 TODAY WAS A DISASTER, 540 00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:55,781 BUT THEY THOUGHT I WAS A GUY. 541 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:59,518 I WAS IN THE BOY'S LOCKER ROOM! 542 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,321 CAN I BE YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER? 543 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:04,323 THERE'S A STORY HERE. 544 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:07,859 I'VE GOT A WEEK TO FIND IT. 545 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,795 HEY, WHAT ABOUT, 546 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:14,100 "GIRL GETS IN LOCKER ROOM, TURNS STUPID." 547 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:19,305 I CAN STILL WIN THAT JOB. 548 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,907 TOMORROW I'LL START MAKING FRIENDS. 549 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:24,343 ANY FRIENDS I CAN FIND. 550 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:28,847 WHAT IF KEVIN FINDS OUT ABOUT THE LOCKER ROOM? 551 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,849 WOULD WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN 552 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,884 WORRY ABOUT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS? 553 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:33,986 NO. 554 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:38,890 ANYWAY, KEVIN WILL NEVER FIND OUT. 555 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,859 UNLESS I TELL HIM... 556 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,362 WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO 557 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:46,398 AS LONG AS DENISE COOPERATES. 558 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,899 DENISE? 559 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,568 WHEN PIGS FLY. 560 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,639 NEVER HURTS TO ASK. 561 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,347 IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 562 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:05,351 I CAN'T FIND THE BACK OF MY EARRING. 563 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:09,921 AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK AROUND WITH ONE EARRING? 564 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,390 IT'S SO PUNK. 565 00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:14,393 BREAK THE ERASER OFF A PENCIL. 566 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:17,429 IT'LL HOLD YOUR EARRING ALL DAY. 567 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,665 OH, THANKS. 568 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,173 I HAVE SISTERS. 569 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:47,426 EVERYTHING EATS AND IS EATEN BY SOMETHING. 570 00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:49,428 DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 571 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:50,929 REMEMBER WHAT I... 572 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:53,765 HI, UH... I'M TERRY GRIFFITH. 573 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,267 OH, HI. 574 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,269 I'M HAROLD "REPTILE" SHERPICO. 575 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,972 IT'S TIME TO FEED SNOWBALL HIS LUNCH. 576 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,474 OH, SNOWBALL. 577 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,975 HE'S CUTE. 578 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,477 THAT'S NOT SNOWBALL. 579 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,978 THIS IS SNOWBALL. 580 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,348 THAT'S LUNCH. 581 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:13,452 THEY DON'T MAKE SNAKE CHOW. 582 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,954 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 583 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:18,124 NICE MEETING YOU, TOO. 584 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,791 WANT SOME COMPANY? 585 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:22,228 WANT SOME COMPANY? 586 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,497 WANT SOME COMPANY? 587 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,233 UH, YEAH, SURE. 588 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,238 I'M TERRY GRIFFITH. 589 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,506 OH, I'M SORRY. 590 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,508 I FORGOT YOUR NAME. 591 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,009 RICK MOOREHOUSE. 592 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,478 YEAH. THAT'S IT. 593 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:42,981 LAST TIME, I WAS IN SOME BUSHES. 594 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:45,517 BIG FUN BEING NEW, HUH? 595 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,018 ARE YOU NEW? 596 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,487 TWO MONTHS AGO. 597 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,689 I'M A PROFESSIONAL NEW KID. 598 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:54,025 I REALLY KNOW HOW TO REGISTER. 599 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,527 EXCUSE ME. 600 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,796 HI. THANKS. 601 00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,665 IT WORKED GREAT. 602 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,667 HE FIXED MY EARRING. 603 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:04,936 THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE TULIP. 604 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,040 YOU KNOW DEBORAH STROBRIDGE? 605 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,509 NOT REALLY. 606 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:14,012 BUT I MEAN, SHE TALKED TO YOU. 607 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:16,448 DEBORAH STROBRIDGE IS PERFECTION. 608 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:19,518 SEEMS LIKE SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND. 609 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:22,053 THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE. 610 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,055 ARE YOU A SENIOR? 611 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,391 YEAH. 612 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,559 YOU GOING TO COLLEGE? 613 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,060 I LIKE MUSIC. 614 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,029 I'D LIKE THAT FIELD, 615 00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:33,565 BUT I'M UNSURE ABOUT SCHOOL. 616 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,501 I DIG MUSIC, TOO. 617 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:39,571 I LIKE THE CLASH, THE TALKING HEADS, SPRINGSTEEN. 618 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,072 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 619 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,108 LISTEN TO THIS. 620 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,580 LOOK. 621 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,382 WHAT A FOX... 622 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,351 DRESSES LIKE ELVIS COSTELLO, 623 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,020 LOOKS LIKE THE KARATE KID. 624 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,823 I'M GOING TO GET HIM. 625 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,093 SEVERE INTESTINAL DISORDER? 626 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,562 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 627 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:06,565 YOU HAVING A LITTLE TUMMY ACHE? 628 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:09,835 WHAT ARE YOU? A PUSSY? 629 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,074 UH... 630 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:19,611 MY DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BE OKAY 631 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,079 BY NEXT MONDAY. 632 00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:24,616 I GUESS I'LL GO TO STUDY HALL. 633 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,352 NO, YOU WON'T. 634 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:31,857 I HAVE A LITTLE JOB FOR YOU, SON. 635 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,600 HERE YOU GO. 636 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,869 HERE. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 637 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,606 LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TWO. 638 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,140 DRAGON COMING THROUGH. 639 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,642 WATCH YOUR TOES. 640 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,845 COME ON, FIFI. DON'T DAWDLE. 641 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,486 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 642 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,887 NOTHING. 643 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,055 TULIP. 644 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,224 HI. 645 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,229 NICE TO SEE YOU. 646 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,666 HI. 647 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,167 I'M SANDY. 648 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,669 TERRY. 649 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,137 I KNOW. 650 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:21,139 THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE TIE. 651 00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:23,542 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 652 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,677 AT A STORE. 653 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,012 BITCHIN'. 654 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,848 YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 655 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:32,484 I GOT ONE BACK HOME. 656 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,320 LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP? 657 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,854 GOOD LUCK. 658 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,556 YO, RICK! 659 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,691 WANT A RIDE HOME? 660 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,660 UH... SURE. 661 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:44,095 WELL, GOT TO GO, SANDY. 662 00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:47,032 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 663 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,267 YEAH. YOU WILL. 664 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,343 SHE'S PRETTY NICE. 665 00:37:57,409 --> 00:38:00,312 YEAH, BUT I GOT ONE RULE... 666 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:04,115 I NEVER DATE GIRLS WHO SAY "BITCHIN'." 667 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:13,959 PULL UP RIGHT HERE. THIS IS FINE. 668 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,697 THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 669 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:22,067 WELL, UH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 670 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,436 NOTHING. WANT TO COME IN? 671 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:27,373 I WAS GOING TO PLAY FOOTBALL, 672 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:30,141 BUT, YEAH, I GOT TIME. 673 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,143 OKAY. 674 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:51,997 IF MY MOM RETURNS AND ASKS YOU ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND... 675 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,565 HER NAME'S ALICE. 676 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:56,968 SHE RESEMBLES CHRISSY EVERT LLOYD. 677 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:01,139 I DON'T WANT HER WORRYING ABOUT MY SOCIAL LIFE. 678 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:04,242 YEAH, BUT CHRIS EVERT LLOYD? 679 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,277 IT WAS WIMBLEDON WEEK. 680 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,746 DO YOU WANT A BEER? 681 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,516 YEAH. I'LL TAKE A BREWSKI. 682 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:21,793 SO YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 683 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,294 YOU GUESSED IT. 684 00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:25,296 WHAT ABOUT THE PROM? 685 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,433 SO? 686 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,935 IT SOUNDS ALL RIGHT... 687 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,571 RENTING THAT BIG SURF PLACE. 688 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:35,106 DON'T YOU WANT TO GO? 689 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,108 IT'S A ROMANTIC NIGHT. 690 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:39,645 I WON'T TAKE MY MOM. 691 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,880 DID YOU ASK ANYONE? 692 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:45,283 WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET GOING! 693 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:46,718 WHO'S YOUR FIRST CHOICE? 694 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,454 YOU ASK LOTS OF QUESTIONS. 695 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,989 WE'RE RAPPING MAN-TO-MAN. 696 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,825 STILL A VIRGIN? 697 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,326 I DON'T KNOW. 698 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,762 YOU DON'T KNOW? 699 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,830 WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION? 700 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,699 ARE YOU A VIRGIN? 701 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:01,867 NO. 702 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:05,303 HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH LOTS OF GIRLS? 703 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:08,139 NO. HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH GIRLS? 704 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,307 YEAH. 705 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,342 LET'S HEAR THE STORY. 706 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,844 NO BIG DEAL. 707 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,813 AFTER MY DAD DIED, 708 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:19,350 THIS FRIEND OF MOM'S WANTED TO CHEER ME UP. 709 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,086 SHE DID. 710 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:24,823 IS THAT YOUR ROOM? 711 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:27,593 DON'T GO IN. IT'S MESSY. 712 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,665 THIS IS DIFFERENT. 713 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,602 I'M KIND OF INTO JAMES BROWN. 714 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,336 I GUESS SO. 715 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,839 YOU KNOW PRINCE, MICHAEL JACKSON? 716 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:44,810 IT ALL STARTED WITH THE GODFATHER OF SOUL. 717 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:49,347 MR. DYNAMITE, THE HARDEST WORKING MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS. 718 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:52,951 NEW YORK CITY, LIVE, APOLLO THEATER, 1962. 719 00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:54,753 THIS MAN WAS KING. 720 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,822 LET'S HEAR SOME SOUNDS. 721 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,890 I DON'T THINK SO. 722 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,358 STEREO BROKEN? 723 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,861 IT'S SOMETHING I DO ALONE. 724 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:06,898 WHEN I HEAR JAMES, I DANCE LIKE JAMES. 725 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,867 I CAN'T HELP IT. 726 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:12,403 I'M USUALLY ALONE WHEN I DO IT. 727 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,873 THAT'S COOL. I RESPECT THAT. 728 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,908 HOW ABOUT ANOTHER BREWSKY? 729 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,577 OKAY. 730 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:24,583 BUDSTER, THE REFRIGERATOR GIVES NEW MEANING 731 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,552 TO THE WORD "EMPTY." 732 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,654 DON'T WORRY ABOUT BREAKFAST. 733 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,156 THIS STUFF TASTES GREAT COLD. 734 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:35,060 YOU AGREED TO DO HALF THE SHOPPING HERE. 735 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,095 RIGHT. THE SECOND HALF. 736 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,097 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 737 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,332 I'LL DO THE DISHES. 738 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,175 THANK YOU. 739 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:55,614 I CAN SEE MYSELF. 740 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,949 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 741 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,685 I'LL GET IT. 742 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,788 HELLO. 743 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,389 HEY, YO, SCUMBAG. 744 00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:06,191 SUCK YOUR OWN. 745 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:09,494 EAT ME. 746 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,530 SAME TO YOU, BUTTFACE. 747 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:17,035 MOM SAYS HI. 748 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:39,224 YO, RICK. HOW THEY HANGING? 749 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,393 IT'S TERRY. 750 00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:46,464 WEAR SOMETHING REALLY HIP TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 751 00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,433 WE'LL GET YOU A PROM DATE. 752 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,003 JUST DO WHAT I SAY. 753 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,504 OKAY. 754 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,973 YEAH. 755 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,242 BYE-BYE... UH, SCUMBAG. 756 00:42:58,844 --> 00:43:01,012 SHIT. HE HUNG UP. 757 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,349 GRRR! 758 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,084 RAWR! 759 00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:10,822 THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF HIP? 760 00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:13,825 A GUYS WHO'S INTO JAMES BROWN? 761 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:16,828 COULD WE FORGET THE WHOLE THING? 762 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:20,666 THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULD MISS THAT PROM. 763 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:23,702 NO GIRL WOULD TURN YOU DOWN. 764 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,536 SO COME ON. 765 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,272 WHO IS SHE? 766 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,109 RED SWEATER. 767 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,380 CUTE SHOES. 768 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,115 HUH? 769 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,951 GO FOR IT. 770 00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:45,023 JUST WALTZ OVER AND ASK HER OUT? 771 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:48,026 YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING NICE, 772 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:51,029 LIKE HOW PRETTY HER EYES ARE. 773 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:53,564 GIRLS EAT UP THAT CRAP. 774 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,300 COME ON. 775 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,748 HI, JEANINE. 776 00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:11,182 HI. 777 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:13,752 I KEEP FORGETTING YOUR NAME. 778 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,754 RICK MOOREHOUSE. 779 00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:19,758 I SIT NEXT TO YOU IN CIVICS. 780 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:29,000 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES. 781 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,840 I'LL BET. 782 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,609 DO YOU HAVE A... 783 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,078 A PROM DATE? 784 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:43,849 OF COURSE. IT'S NEXT WEEK. WHY? 785 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:45,616 OFFICIAL PROM COMMITTEE SURVEY. 786 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,853 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 787 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,189 TERRY. 788 00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:58,096 THIS IS THE ONE. YOU KNOW WHY? 789 00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:01,466 BECAUSE I'VE ASKED EVERYBODY ELSE. 790 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,934 NO. 791 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:05,270 BECAUSE I'VE GOT THIS FEELING. 792 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:09,040 I'VE HAD IT BEFORE, BUT THIS TIME... 793 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:15,646 UH... 794 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,948 BETH. 795 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:19,951 DOING ANYTHING, UH, PROM NIGHT? 796 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:22,720 I'M GOING TO THE PROM. 797 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:26,657 WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY? 798 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,159 I'M BUSY. 799 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,660 NIGHT? 800 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,996 BUSY. 801 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,463 SUNDAY? 802 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:35,433 HOW ABOUT ANY NIGHT IN 1987? 803 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,168 I'M BUSY. 804 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,504 HOW ABOUT YESTERDAY? 805 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,972 YOU BUSY YESTERDAY? 806 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:44,275 I THINK SO, BUT ASK AGAIN. 807 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,679 HI, TERRY. 808 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,115 OH, HEY, SANDY. 809 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:53,651 WORD'S OUT YOUR FRIEND NEEDS A DATE. 810 00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:56,687 HE'D LOVE MY COUSIN. SHE'S CUTE. 811 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,456 HOW CUTE? 812 00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:01,927 EXTREMELY. SHE'S GOT, LIKE, JOAN COLLINS' EYES, 813 00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:03,895 CHRISTIE BRINKLEY'S TEETH. 814 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:08,934 WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF HER? 815 00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:13,438 DYNAMITE. RICK HAS TO MEET HER. 816 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:15,941 HOW ABOUT YOU, ME, RICK, AND JILL 817 00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:18,977 MEET UP AT THE CAVE TONIGHT? 818 00:46:19,044 --> 00:46:20,611 UH... 819 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:25,283 COME ON. WE'LL HAVE FUN. 820 00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:29,520 THIS JILL BETTER BE SOME GIRL. 821 00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:40,531 * I WANT A LOVER WITH A SLOW HAND 822 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:44,169 * I WANT A LOVER WITH AN EASY TOUCH 823 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,805 * I WANT A LOVER WHO WILL SPEND SOME TIME 824 00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:49,040 * NOT COME AND GO... 825 00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:52,077 BUDDY, CAN I BORROW YOUR JACKET? 826 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,544 * I WANT SOMEBODY... 827 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,546 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 828 00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:57,715 JUST CLEANING THE HOUSE. 829 00:46:57,782 --> 00:47:00,518 BUDSTER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 830 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:01,920 HUH. 831 00:47:01,987 --> 00:47:05,123 I AM AWESOME. 832 00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:09,327 LINDA IS ON HER WAY OVER. 833 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,964 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 834 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,467 DOES THIS GIRL KNOW SHE'S COMING OVER 835 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,904 TO LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE? 836 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,906 TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, NOT REALLY. 837 00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:23,741 WE'LL START OFF WITH SOME ALGEBRA. 838 00:47:23,808 --> 00:47:28,914 ONCE I TURN ON THE CHARM, SHE'S MINE. 839 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:31,749 HAND ME THAT MASSAGE BOOK, PLEASE. 840 00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:34,252 BUD, TAKE THE SUBTLE APPROACH. 841 00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:38,489 HANG SOME SALAMIS FROM THE CEILING. 842 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:42,760 AT LEAST MY DATE'S OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. 843 00:47:43,828 --> 00:47:46,764 I'M JUST SEEING SANDY FOR RICK. 844 00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,799 WHAT HAPPENED TO RESEARCH? 845 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,768 THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 846 00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:54,272 YOU'RE TOYING WITH THIS POOR GIRL'S EMOTIONS. 847 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:57,642 ALL YOU TRANSVESTITES ARE ALIKE. 848 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,478 YOU DISGUST ME. 849 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:01,947 BUT OF COURSE, 850 00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:04,983 THAT ISN'T THE REAL PROBLEM HERE. 851 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,484 OH? WHAT IS? 852 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:08,519 SANDY'S HOT FOR YOU. 853 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,456 SHE MIGHT TEAR YOUR CLOTHES OFF. 854 00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:13,925 THAT'S WHAT ROXANNE DOYLE DID. 855 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:17,195 WHAT DO I DO THEN? 856 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:18,663 CALL ME. 857 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:22,200 I COULD BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES. 858 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,502 YOU CAN'T CALL ME. 859 00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,471 YOU CAN'T COME HOME. 860 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:30,241 YOU'LL HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE CAVE. 861 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,112 THE CAVE. 862 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,182 OH, GOD. 863 00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:50,661 I WANT TO TOAST MY GOOD FRIEND RICK, 864 00:48:50,728 --> 00:48:54,199 A GUY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. 865 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,167 AND HERE'S TO SUMMER. 866 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,537 SIXTH GRADE IS SO BOGUS. 867 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,272 IT'S A JOKE. 868 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:11,182 WANT TO TAKE A WALK? 869 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:13,218 THEY NEED SOME PRIVACY. 870 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,719 JILL. 871 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,221 YOU ANIMAL, YOU. 872 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,123 COME ON. 873 00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:22,727 HEY, WAIT! 874 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,262 WHERE YOU GOING? 875 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,597 DON'T LEAVE ME NOW. 876 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:33,304 YOU KIDS HAVE FUN, HUH? 877 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,374 THEY LEFT ME. 878 00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:39,144 IT'S OKAY. I'M STILL HERE. 879 00:49:40,045 --> 00:49:41,412 SANDY, 880 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,414 YOU TRICKED ME BAD. 881 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,782 UH-UH. 882 00:49:44,849 --> 00:49:49,420 IN FIVE YEARS, JILL WILL MAKE HIM VERY HAPPY. 883 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,156 YEAH, I'M SURE. 884 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,425 NICE FIRE. 885 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:55,926 SANDY, THIS IS... 886 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,395 SHH. DON'T TALK. 887 00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:59,930 THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE. 888 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,432 MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 889 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:02,933 LET'S FIND OUT. 890 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,535 SANDY! 891 00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:06,704 GET OUT OF THERE! 892 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:14,779 THERE REALLY IS A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THAT. 893 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,547 I'M FLATTERED. 894 00:50:16,614 --> 00:50:18,015 YOU ARE? 895 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:20,951 YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS ME. 896 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,420 I DON'T? 897 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:25,423 NO. I LIKE YOU A LOT. 898 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,459 I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE BEERS. 899 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:29,927 IT'S OKAY. 900 00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:32,463 HOW SMALL CAN IT BE? 901 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,998 DON'T ASK. 902 00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,966 MORE COLD DUCK? 903 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,935 SURE. HIT ME AGAIN. 904 00:50:38,002 --> 00:50:41,939 IF I GAVE YOU $5.00, WOULD YOU LEAVE? 905 00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:44,475 LISTEN, SQUIRT, I'M NOT LEAVING 906 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,444 TILL I SEE TERRY. 907 00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:49,447 FOR $10, WOULD YOU WAIT OUTSIDE? 908 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,482 WE'RE ON NUMBER 22. 909 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,351 LET'S KEEP GOING. 910 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:59,190 BUMMER. 911 00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:04,529 IF THE COEFFICIENT OF "X" IS GREATER THAN "Y", 912 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:07,465 AND "Y" IS GREATER THAN "C", 913 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:12,737 WHAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT "X" IN RELATION TO "C"? 914 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,316 HOLD IT! 915 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:29,587 IT'S TIME KEVIN KNEW THE TRUTH. 916 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:34,859 TERRY MOVED TO OREGON TO JOIN A RELIGIOUS CULT. 917 00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:40,498 IT'S ALL IN THE LETTER. 918 00:51:40,565 --> 00:51:44,001 YOU SHOULD GO WAIT FOR IT, KEVIN. 919 00:51:44,068 --> 00:51:45,903 WAIT. TWO MORE PROBLEMS. 920 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,538 IF THE COEFFICIENT... 921 00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,006 HI, KEVIN. 922 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:51,576 TERRY! BACK FROM THE CULT! 923 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,644 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 924 00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:58,115 YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH. 925 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,687 I WAS UPSTAIRS LOOKING FOR THIS SKIRT, 926 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:06,157 AND I FELL ASLEEP IN THE CLOSET. 927 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,926 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 928 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:11,562 OH, I CUT IT. 929 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,298 ISN'T IT CUTE? 930 00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:14,799 CUTE? IT'S GONE. 931 00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:17,168 WHAT ARE YOU, DRUNK? 932 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:21,372 YOU ARE. YOU'RE DRUNK. 933 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:22,840 WHAT'S GOING ON? 934 00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:25,276 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET TOGETHER. 935 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:28,078 KEVIN, HONEY, 936 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,814 ANGEL. 937 00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:35,085 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 938 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,555 WHEN? TONIGHT? 939 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,591 I'LL TUCK YOU IN. 940 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:44,329 NOT TONIGHT. I'M WORKING ON MY ARTICLE. 941 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,232 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 942 00:52:48,299 --> 00:52:51,602 I'LL WALK YOU OUT TO THE CAR. 943 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:56,207 A WALK TO THE CAR? TALK ABOUT WILD NIGHTS. 944 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,675 DON'T FEEL BAD. 945 00:52:57,742 --> 00:53:00,077 WHILE YOU WERE GETTING DRUNK, 946 00:53:00,144 --> 00:53:02,580 I GOT TO DO ALGEBRA. 947 00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,949 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 948 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:09,787 CRAZY KIDS. 949 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,757 WELL, ALONE AT LAST. 950 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:15,793 WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT? 951 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,295 IT'S PARTY TIME. 952 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:18,796 LET'S DANCE. 953 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,298 LET'S GET CRAZY. 954 00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:21,799 LET'S GET DRUNK. 955 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,301 LET'S GET NAKED. 956 00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,303 BUDDY, I LOVE PARTIES, 957 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:27,338 BUT YOU WORRY ME. 958 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,806 YOU'RE A NUT. 959 00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:32,810 WHAT DO YOU LIKE? SKINNY DIP? BACK RUB? 960 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,312 PICK A SIN. 961 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:36,013 IT'S GETTING LATE. 962 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,015 NO. IT'S EARLY. 963 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,517 BYE. 964 00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,018 LINDA, WAIT! 965 00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,520 I VACUUMED, LINDA! 966 00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,355 YOU'RE A NICE GUY. 967 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,856 "A NICE GUY." 968 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:48,158 THE KISS OF DEATH. 969 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,295 SEE YOU IN ALGEBRA. 970 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:51,762 LINDA, WAIT. 971 00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:56,166 WOULD IT MATTER IF I'M HUNG LIKE A BEAR? 972 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,336 IT MIGHT. ARE YOU? 973 00:53:58,403 --> 00:53:59,837 NO. 974 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,339 JUST CHECKING. 975 00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:03,073 GOOD-BYE, BUDDY. 976 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,412 I LIKE YOUR HAIR. 977 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,084 THAT GIRL HAD INCREDIBLE SELF CONTROL. 978 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,687 KEVIN HATES ME. 979 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,155 RICK HATES ME. 980 00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:20,691 EVERYBODY HATES ME EXCEPT SANDY. 981 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,693 HOW DID IT GO? 982 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,161 YOU GET LAID? 983 00:54:24,228 --> 00:54:27,164 I CAME CLOSER THAN YOU DID. 984 00:54:27,231 --> 00:54:31,536 LINDA WILL LOOK BACK ON TONIGHT WITH REGRET. 985 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,740 GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY. 986 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,776 SORRY, SPIKE. 987 00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:43,013 NOTHING'S HAPPENING, MA. 988 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,516 I PASSED MY HISTORY TEST. 989 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,017 TERRY'S A TRANSSEXUAL. 990 00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:49,053 SHE'S GROWING CHEST HAIR. 991 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,521 JUST A SECOND. 992 00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:53,391 MOM WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 993 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,892 NO, NO. 994 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,361 SHE CAN'T TALK. 995 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:59,364 THE DOCTORS SAID NOT TO SPEAK. 996 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,399 SOMETHING HORMONAL AND VOCAL. 997 00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:02,867 SHE'S HUNG OVER. 998 00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:05,903 SHE WAS DRINKING WITH THE GUYS. 999 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,905 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 1000 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,240 WE MISS YOU, TOO. 1001 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,042 OKAY. BYE. 1002 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:15,446 SHE THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING. 1003 00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:18,148 YO, RICK! 1004 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,719 HI, TERRY. 1005 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,754 GOOD MORNING, MRS. MOOREHOUSE. 1006 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,490 RICK, TERRY'S HERE. 1007 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:34,098 SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1008 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,566 HEY, THAT'S OKAY. 1009 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:38,536 I ALMOST HAD A BIG NIGHT. 1010 00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:40,037 WE'RE GOING OUT. 1011 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,506 LET ME GUESS... 1012 00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:44,409 A HOT DATE WITH SANDY'S GRANDMOTHER. 1013 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,244 I FIGURED THE WHOLE THING OUT. 1014 00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:50,648 THE PROBLEM IS THE WAY YOU DRESS. 1015 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:54,752 IT TOOK AN HOUR TO GET THIS LOOK. 1016 00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:56,621 STOP TRYING SO HARD. 1017 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,122 COME ON. 1018 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:00,124 I HAVE NO MONEY. 1019 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,859 I GOT PLASTIC. 1020 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:06,764 I JUST FEEL WEIRD. 1021 00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:09,800 YOUR BODY'S NOT USED TO STYLE. 1022 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,268 YOU'LL ADJUST. 1023 00:56:11,335 --> 00:56:13,303 HEY, DEBORAH, WHAT'S SHAKING? 1024 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,640 HI, TERRY. HI... 1025 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,141 RICK. 1026 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,643 YEAH, I KNOW. 1027 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:20,110 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 1028 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:22,146 THE KID WENT SHOPPING, 1029 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,614 GOT A HAIRCUT. 1030 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:25,483 WELCOME TO THE 80s. 1031 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:26,984 VERY SHARP. 1032 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,453 THANKS. 1033 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:31,989 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE CHUMPSTAINS? 1034 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,491 LET'S GO. 1035 00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:34,992 BE RIGHT THERE. 1036 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:36,494 NOW, DEBORAH. 1037 00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,228 JUST A SECOND. 1038 00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:43,333 GREG LIKES TO ACT TOUGH. 1039 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,335 HE DOESN'T HATE YOU. 1040 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:46,837 THAT'S NO ACT. 1041 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,806 HE TRULY HATES US. 1042 00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:50,808 DEEP DOWN, HE'S INSECURE. 1043 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:53,310 UP FRONT, HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 1044 00:56:53,377 --> 00:56:55,846 TAKE IT EASY, DEBORAH. 1045 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:02,753 WHAT WAS THAT, A PITY STOP? 1046 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:09,026 (SPEAKING MARTIAN) 1047 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,761 PIZZA! 1048 00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:27,277 JUST ABOUT SHOWTIME, BOYS. 1049 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,355 WHIR! 1050 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:41,391 I'M PICKING UP CURIOUS LIFE READINGS. 1051 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,860 IS IT HUMAN? 1052 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:46,396 UNKNOWN. SOME SORT OF CARBON-BASED DOUCHEBAG. 1053 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,398 WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! 1054 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,134 NOT AGAIN. 1055 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,403 GENTLEMEN, RELAX. 1056 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,872 SIT DOWN. 1057 00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:58,142 TOO MUCH STRESS HARMS YOUR MUSCLES. 1058 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,412 HAVE A NICE LUNCH. 1059 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,419 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 1060 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,321 NICE JACKET. 1061 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,425 OH, I'M SORRY. 1062 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,927 SPAGHETTI, TOO. 1063 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,296 I THINK IT STAINS. 1064 00:58:29,473 --> 00:58:31,842 DID I MISS SOMETHING? 1065 00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:35,746 WHY DIDN'T YOU SLUG HIM? 1066 00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:38,115 HE SAID HE WAS SORRY. 1067 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,584 YOU BELIEVE HIM? 1068 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:42,086 BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 1069 00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:45,455 BESIDES, THE GUY CAN LIFT CARS. 1070 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,524 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1071 00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,594 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 1072 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:52,597 YOU HAVE TO DO THAT HERE? 1073 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:56,433 IT'S CERTAINLY THE RIGHT PLACE. 1074 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,436 IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR YOU? 1075 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:01,972 NO, NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 1076 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,208 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 1077 00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:11,015 IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOKED SO NICE TODAY. 1078 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,051 YOU WERE PERFECT. 1079 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,524 HEY, ISN'T THIS GREAT? 1080 00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:23,360 ISN'T WHAT GREAT? 1081 00:59:23,427 --> 00:59:27,464 WELL, HERE WE ARE, A COUPLE OF GUYS 1082 00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:28,899 HANGING OUT IN THE MEN'S ROOM, 1083 00:59:30,434 --> 00:59:32,336 LEANING UP AGAINST THE URINALS, 1084 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:35,505 TALKING ABOUT BROADS AND FIGHTS. 1085 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,274 JUST LIKE A COUPLE OF GUYS, YOU KNOW. 1086 00:59:38,743 --> 00:59:41,578 THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL TYPICAL MALE BONDING. 1087 00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:45,415 LIKE BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID. 1088 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:48,052 SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1089 00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:49,920 I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME. 1090 00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:54,625 I JUST WISH GREG TOLIN WOULD JOIN THE GANG. 1091 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:57,094 I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT JERK. 1092 00:59:57,161 --> 00:59:58,729 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT GREG TOLIN. 1093 01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:02,767 GREG TOLIN... 1094 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,535 IS TOAST. 1095 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,672 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK. 1096 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,207 WE AND WHAT ARMY? 1097 01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:15,279 NO VIOLENCE. NO NEED TO SINK TO HIS LEVEL. 1098 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:18,749 WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT GREG TOLIN WILL NEVER HAVE. 1099 01:00:19,684 --> 01:00:21,185 INTELLIGENCE. 1100 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:23,988 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1101 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:26,590 WE'RE SMART. OKAY, TERRY. WHAT DO WE DO? 1102 01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:28,793 I DON'T KNOW. 1103 01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,227 ME NEITHER. 1104 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,104 THIS STUFF WILL KILL YOU. 1105 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,438 TRY THIS. YOU'LL LIVE LONGER. 1106 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:45,609 HEY. 1107 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,278 LOOKS GOOD. 1108 01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:49,780 I MADE IT MYSELF. 1109 01:00:49,847 --> 01:00:51,816 WANT THOSE FRIES? 1110 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:53,283 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1111 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:55,820 LOOKING FOR YOU. 1112 01:00:57,221 --> 01:01:00,257 RICK, THIS IS MY YOUNGER BROTHER, BUDDY. 1113 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,059 HOW YOU DOING? 1114 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:03,593 SO. 1115 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,930 THIS IS RICK. 1116 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:07,431 I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 1117 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,770 BUD, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1118 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,972 GUESS WHO CAME TO PICK YOU UP FOR SCHOOL? 1119 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:17,474 YOUR TRUE LOVE. 1120 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:19,810 KEVINA. 1121 01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:23,047 SHE WAS UPSET YOU LEFT WITHOUT HER. 1122 01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:26,083 YOU KNOW HOW SHE WORSHIPS YOUR RIPPLING MUSCLES 1123 01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,385 AND HAIRY CHEST. 1124 01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:30,554 TERRY'S SUCH A STALLION. 1125 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:34,992 GO ON. SHOW HIM YOUR HAIRY CHEST. 1126 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:38,462 BUDDY! 1127 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,998 ANYWAY, KEVINA MADE ME PROMISE TO TELL YOU 1128 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,600 SHE'S PICKING YOU UP FOR DINNER AT 7:30, 1129 01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:46,937 SO YOU SHOULD LOOK YOUR HANDSOMEST. 1130 01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:50,407 THANKS FOR THE MESSAGE, BUD. 1131 01:01:52,442 --> 01:01:53,844 MY PLEASURE. 1132 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:55,545 WELL. 1133 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:59,116 I'M GOING TO SCOPE OUT THE LOCAL BABES. 1134 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:03,153 HEY, RICK. STAY REAL. 1135 01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:05,756 TAKE IT EASY. 1136 01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:10,227 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED KEVINA? 1137 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:12,129 RATHER EXOTIC, ISN'T IT? 1138 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,463 STALLION. 1139 01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:32,549 HI. 1140 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:36,320 CAN I BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU? 1141 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,856 YOUR TOUCH IS THE REASON I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. 1142 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,029 SIT DOWN. 1143 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,465 GUYS, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE 1144 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:50,935 ABOUT NEGLECTING YOU YESTERDAY. 1145 01:02:51,802 --> 01:02:53,337 I FELT TERRIBLE. 1146 01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:56,006 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE STILL MY FAVORITE PEOPLE. 1147 01:02:58,342 --> 01:02:59,609 SIT DOWN. 1148 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:03,180 THIS CRAP HAS GOT TO STOP. 1149 01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:05,482 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1150 01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:08,953 UM... EXCUSE ME. 1151 01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:11,055 COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? 1152 01:03:15,826 --> 01:03:17,561 EVERY DAY AT LUNCH, 1153 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:19,830 WE GET A VERY SPECIAL TREAT 1154 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:23,200 FROM A VERY SPECIAL GUY. 1155 01:03:23,267 --> 01:03:26,270 A GUY WHO HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE 1156 01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:28,839 TO BUILDING HIS BODY, 1157 01:03:28,906 --> 01:03:32,342 PUSHING HIS MUSCLES TO THE LIMITS OF HUMAN ENDURANCE. 1158 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,211 WHY, YOU ASK? 1159 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,648 TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT TABLES 1160 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,317 AND SPILL FOOD. GREG TOLIN. 1161 01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:51,495 WHOA. WAIT. LET'S TAKE A MOMENT NOW 1162 01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:54,198 TO FIND OUT A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MAN 1163 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,366 BEHIND THE MESS. 1164 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:58,668 GREG... MAY I CALL YOU GREG? 1165 01:03:58,735 --> 01:04:03,874 TELL US, GREG, HOW DID YOU FIRST GET INTO SPILLNG FOOD? 1166 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:05,876 WERE YOU A MESSY BABY? 1167 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:08,445 (LAUGHTER) 1168 01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,914 DID YOU HATE YOUR STRAINED PEAS? 1169 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,818 WELL, YOU KNOW, MOST PSYCHOLOGISTS TELL US 1170 01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:17,787 THAT GUYS GET INTO BODY BUILDING, 1171 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,390 TO COMPENSATE FOR EITHER A LACK OF IQ 1172 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:22,492 OR A SMALL WIENIE. 1173 01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:24,161 WHICH IS IT? 1174 01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:28,465 WELL, THOSE OF US IN GREG'S GYM CLASS 1175 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,600 CERTAINLY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE. 1176 01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,770 I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 1177 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,909 HEY, ISN'T HE GREAT? 1178 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:41,078 MUSCLES AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. 1179 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:42,146 (LAUGHTER) 1180 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:45,950 LET'S THANK GREG 1181 01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:48,618 FOR THE MANY LUNCHTIME THRILLS AND SPILLS 1182 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:49,719 HE'S GIVEN US. 1183 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:52,222 OKAY, EVERYBODY UP! 1184 01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:54,024 GRAB THE END OF YOUR TABLE. 1185 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:57,027 A TRIBUTE TO YOU, GREG. LIFT! 1186 01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:04,668 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 1187 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,203 WE LOVE YOU, GREG! 1188 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:07,604 EVERYBODY OUT. 1189 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,173 GO ON OUTSIDE. 1190 01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:14,611 HOLD IT, CLOWN! 1191 01:05:14,678 --> 01:05:16,713 COME ON, GREG. LIGHTEN UP. 1192 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,282 IT WAS A JOKE. 1193 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:20,850 STAY OUT OF THIS. 1194 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:21,986 I'M GETTING BORED 1195 01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:23,453 WATCHING YOU PUSH PEOPLE AROUND. 1196 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,956 YEAH? STICK AROUND. 1197 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:29,059 TERRY'S RIGHT. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. 1198 01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:30,527 THAT ASSHOLE CALLED ME AN ASSHOLE? 1199 01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:32,329 YOU'RE BEATING HIM UP, TOO? 1200 01:05:33,998 --> 01:05:35,432 * FRECKA FREE 1201 01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:36,800 * FRECKA FROO 1202 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,102 * FOR REE 1203 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:39,569 * FRECKA REE REE REE 1204 01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:41,038 * FRECK FRECKA FRECKA A-FROO * 1205 01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:49,679 CAN'T YOU BE MAN ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY? 1206 01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:51,515 WATCH. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW. 1207 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:56,120 UH, YOU'VE GOT PUDDING ON YOUR SHOES. 1208 01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,589 YOU WERE OUTSTANDING, PHENOMENAL. 1209 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,657 WHO ARE YOU ASKING? 1210 01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:01,791 DON'T START THIS. 1211 01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,593 YOU'RE A CELEBRITY. 1212 01:06:04,761 --> 01:06:06,196 DON'T SPOIL MY DAY. 1213 01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:08,132 WE CAN'T STOP NOW. 1214 01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:10,567 JUST ASK ONE MORE PERSON. 1215 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,236 THEN I SWEAR I'LL SHUT UP. 1216 01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:17,574 ANYBODY? 1217 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:18,875 ANYBODY. 1218 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,551 UM... 1219 01:06:27,617 --> 01:06:29,119 THIS IS, UH... 1220 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,456 THIS IS GOING TO SOUND CRAZY, BUT... 1221 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,491 WHAT THE HECK. 1222 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:38,095 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME TO THE PROM? 1223 01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:41,598 YEAH. I'D LOVE TO. 1224 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,035 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION. 1225 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,238 I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR DATE. 1226 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:54,744 HI, TERRY. 1227 01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:57,847 I'M GOING WITH DEBORAH? 1228 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,221 I'M GOING WITH DEBORAH. 1229 01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:06,623 YEAH! HA! 1230 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,857 THAT'S REALLY WONDERFUL. 1231 01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:11,128 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 1232 01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:13,063 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. 1233 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:16,433 IT'S ABOUT TIME SOME LUCKY GIRL FIGURED IT OUT. 1234 01:07:17,601 --> 01:07:19,336 WE'VE GOT TO DOUBLE. 1235 01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:21,071 I'M NOT GOING. 1236 01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:23,707 YOU'VE GOT TO. COME ON. SANDY. 1237 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:26,009 THAT CHICK IS DANGEROUS. 1238 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,111 I DON'T NEED TO GO. 1239 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:29,846 AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, 1240 01:07:31,115 --> 01:07:32,382 WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU A DATE. 1241 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,155 I'M NOT GOING UNLESS YOU'RE GOING. 1242 01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:39,856 I'LL TELL DEBORAH RIGHT NOW. 1243 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:44,928 I THINK I KNOW WHO TO ASK. 1244 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,098 OKAY! 1245 01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:55,805 DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR SATURDAY NIGHT? 1246 01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:57,341 I'M NOT SURE. 1247 01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:00,277 EITHER I'M JETTING TO PARIS, 1248 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:02,846 OR WATCHING THE LOVE BOAT. 1249 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,119 DENISE. 1250 01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:13,357 WILL YOU BE MY DATE AT THE PROM? 1251 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:17,861 YOU ARE SO SEXUALLY CONFUSED. 1252 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,996 PLEASE, JUST GO WITH ME. 1253 01:08:20,063 --> 01:08:21,531 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO? 1254 01:08:22,499 --> 01:08:24,100 I PROMISED RICK. 1255 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,002 IF I DON'T GO, 1256 01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:27,437 HE WON'T GO WITH DEBORAH. 1257 01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:32,509 DEBORAH. I AM SUCH A JERK. 1258 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:33,910 YOU WANTED HIM TO GO. 1259 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,080 BUT NOT WITH HER. 1260 01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,016 SHE'S TOTALLY WRONG FOR HIM. 1261 01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,418 TOO PRETTY? 1262 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:44,288 NO. SHE'S TROUBLE. 1263 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:47,557 I GUESS RICK NEEDS SOMEONE A LOT MORE SENSITIVE. 1264 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:50,460 MORE LIKE YOU. RIGHT? 1265 01:08:51,195 --> 01:08:52,962 WHY WOULD I WANT RICK 1266 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,231 WHEN I HAVE KEVIN? 1267 01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:56,766 GOOD QUESTION. 1268 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,034 BUT... 1269 01:08:58,101 --> 01:08:59,669 YOU LIKE HIM. 1270 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:02,005 RICK'S NOT MY TYPE. 1271 01:09:02,071 --> 01:09:04,508 SURE, WITH MY HELP, HE'S COME A LONG WAY. 1272 01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:06,776 HE STOPPED BUYING CLOTHES AT NERDS-R-US. 1273 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:08,978 I KNOW YOU, TERRY, 1274 01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:10,680 AND YOU LIKE HIM. 1275 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:15,985 HE'S RESEARCH. MY ARTICLE'S DUE MONDAY. 1276 01:09:16,052 --> 01:09:18,288 I'VE GOT SOME GOOD STUFF, 1277 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:20,624 BUT I STILL NEED SOMETHING TO TIE IT TOGETHER. 1278 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,060 YEAH. YOU LIKE HIM. 1279 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:27,096 DENISE. 1280 01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:31,568 SAY YOU'LL GO TO THE PROM WITH ME. 1281 01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:33,803 OKAY. I'LL GO. 1282 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:36,005 OH, THANK YOU. 1283 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:38,775 I WANT A LIMO. 1284 01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:40,277 AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 1285 01:09:40,344 --> 01:09:43,913 NOT MY FRIENDS, PARENTS, NOBODY. DEAL? 1286 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:45,515 I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS EITHER. 1287 01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:51,187 WHAT'S REALLY SAD IS YOU'RE THE BEST DATE I'VE HAD IN WEEKS. 1288 01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,991 HOW DO I LOOK? 1289 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:56,826 BEAUTIFUL. 1290 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:59,396 KEVIN LOVES THIS OUTFIT. 1291 01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:00,997 I WANT TO LOOK REALLY NICE FOR HIM. 1292 01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:05,168 I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TOGETHER 1293 01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:07,537 SINCE... 1294 01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:09,138 THE SEX CHANGE. 1295 01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:12,175 THAT'S CUTE. 1296 01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:22,352 HEY, DENISE. WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? 1297 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:24,220 WE'RE YOUNG. WE'RE WILD. 1298 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:26,155 LET'S BE YOUNG AND WILD TOGETHER. 1299 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,892 I'D RATHER PICK A NAME FROM THE PHONE BOOK. 1300 01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:33,196 HI. IS TERRY HOME? 1301 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,798 YEAH. COME IN. 1302 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:36,833 TERRY, YOU'VE GOT COMPANY. 1303 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,302 COME UP. I'M ALMOST READY. 1304 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,639 WE CAN GO TO YOUR PLACE. I'M FLEXIBLE. 1305 01:10:51,515 --> 01:10:52,682 OH, SHIT. 1306 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:53,917 TERRY? 1307 01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:55,485 DON'T COME IN. I'M DRESSING. 1308 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:02,191 TER? 1309 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,927 I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 1310 01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:23,246 SANDY. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 1311 01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:25,515 THESE ARE FOR YOU. THEY'RE KISSING FISH. 1312 01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:26,850 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CAVE. 1313 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,186 YEAH. I'M SORRY, TOO. 1314 01:11:32,221 --> 01:11:33,657 (CONTINUES WHISTLING) 1315 01:11:33,723 --> 01:11:35,459 HOW'D YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVED? 1316 01:11:35,525 --> 01:11:36,593 I FOLLOWED YOU. 1317 01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,127 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO PEARL? 1318 01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:41,164 I HATE THAT SCHOOL. 1319 01:11:42,699 --> 01:11:45,802 THANKS. I'LL PUT THE FISH BY MY BED. 1320 01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:47,771 IS THAT YOUR ROOM? 1321 01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:50,507 NO. IT'S MY BROTHER'S. THAT'S MINE. 1322 01:11:50,574 --> 01:11:51,875 LET'S SEE HOW THEY LOOK. 1323 01:11:53,242 --> 01:11:54,478 HELP ME. 1324 01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:03,753 THEY'LL LOOK GOOD OVER HERE. 1325 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:07,190 WOW. LIKE THIS IS WHERE YOU SLEEP? 1326 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:09,426 DO YOUR HOMEWORK? 1327 01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:13,463 YEAH. UH... I LIKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE. 1328 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:16,032 TERRY LOVES TITS AND ASS. 1329 01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:17,767 THESE WOMEN JUST AREN'T TITS AND ASS. 1330 01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:20,704 KIM READS VONNEGUT, 1331 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:23,407 AND LUANN... 1332 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:25,742 LUANN DESPISES TOXIC WASTE. 1333 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:28,645 DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU. 1334 01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:31,347 HARD-CORE SEX MANIAC. 1335 01:12:31,415 --> 01:12:33,617 TERRY TREATED ME WITH NOTHING BUT RESPECT. 1336 01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,920 VERY SPECIAL. 1337 01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:38,522 YEAH. HE'S ONE OF A KIND. 1338 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:40,524 MY BRO. 1339 01:12:40,590 --> 01:12:41,925 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1340 01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:44,360 I WONDER IF THAT'S YOUR PAL, KEVIN. 1341 01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:46,730 YEAH. KEVIN. 1342 01:12:48,498 --> 01:12:50,667 TELL KEVIN I'M NOT QUITE READY, 1343 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:53,036 AND COULD HE WAIT IN THE CAR? 1344 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:55,772 HE DOESN'T LIKE WAITING IN CARS. 1345 01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:57,874 (DOORBELL RINGING) 1346 01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:02,879 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, 1347 01:13:02,946 --> 01:13:05,782 BUT I'M IN A RUSH. 1348 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,784 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE TO GIVE YOU. 1349 01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:10,253 NOTHING COULD TOP THESE FISH. 1350 01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:14,958 MY, GOD. THE FISH! 1351 01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:16,192 DID YOU FEED THEM? 1352 01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:17,627 LOOK AT THOSE HUNGRY EYES. 1353 01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:19,596 THEY'RE KISSING. 1354 01:13:19,663 --> 01:13:21,665 THEY'RE TURNING CANNIBAL. 1355 01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:23,933 FEED THEM THIS. 1356 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,569 I'LL SEE WHAT'S IN THE KITCHEN. 1357 01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:31,975 DO YOU GUYS LIKE PIZZA? 1358 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,518 BUDDY. 1359 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:42,986 KEVIN! 1360 01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:44,588 HERE SHE IS. 1361 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,923 YOU'RE EARLY. 1362 01:13:46,990 --> 01:13:48,658 IT'S 7:30. I'M RIGHT ON TIME. 1363 01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:51,895 I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU SAID 8:30. 1364 01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:55,364 I'LL DRESS. COME BACK IN AN HOUR. 1365 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:57,467 YOU KNOW I SAID 7:30. 1366 01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,170 YOU SAID YOU'D BE READY AND DRESSED TO KILL. 1367 01:14:02,606 --> 01:14:04,574 SO, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE HELL? 1368 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,380 I DON'T KNOW. 1369 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,982 BUDDY, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 1370 01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,288 YOU'RE SO GREAT UNDER PRESSURE. 1371 01:14:19,355 --> 01:14:21,157 A HALF-NAKED WOMAN'S IN YOUR BEDROOM 1372 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,326 FEEDING PIZZA TO FISH. 1373 01:14:23,392 --> 01:14:24,961 SOUNDS TOO KINKY FOR ME. 1374 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:26,563 SHE NEEDS YOU. 1375 01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,598 YOU NEED HER. 1376 01:14:28,665 --> 01:14:29,999 SHE'S REALLY HALF-NAKED? 1377 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,536 MAYBE MORE BY NOW. 1378 01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:35,271 IF I'M NOT BACK IN A WEEK, 1379 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:36,640 FORWARD MY MAIL. 1380 01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:44,147 KEVIN, DARLING. 1381 01:14:51,621 --> 01:14:52,822 HELLO. 1382 01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:56,292 WHERE'S TERRY? 1383 01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,094 GONE. 1384 01:14:58,161 --> 01:14:59,729 THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME 1385 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:02,198 THAT ANDROGYNOUS SLEAZE BUCKET 1386 01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:04,801 HAS BROKEN A BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART. 1387 01:15:04,868 --> 01:15:06,703 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 1388 01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:08,838 WHY? THE ROOM'S FULL OF NAKED WOMEN. 1389 01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:12,208 WOULD YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE 1390 01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:13,543 IF I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF? 1391 01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:19,315 WHAT A NICE GIRL. 1392 01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:24,588 YOU CAN'T GO TO GIOVANNI'S DRESSED LIKE THAT. 1393 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:26,723 WE'LL GET IT TO GO. 1394 01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:29,726 I KNEW THIS GIRL ONCE NAMED TERRY. 1395 01:15:29,793 --> 01:15:31,394 SHE WORE DRESSES AND MAKE-UP. 1396 01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:34,530 SHE WAS HOT. 1397 01:15:34,598 --> 01:15:35,865 SUDDENLY, SHE DISAPPEARED. 1398 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,302 WHERE DID SHE GO? 1399 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,604 SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 1400 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,972 I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON. 1401 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,241 IS BEING HOT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT? 1402 01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:46,342 NO. 1403 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,112 I'M UNDER PRESSURE. 1404 01:15:49,178 --> 01:15:50,714 MY ARTICLE'S DUE MONDAY. 1405 01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:53,482 LOOK, IT'S NICE TO HAVE A HOBBY, 1406 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,818 BUT LET'S GET SERIOUS. 1407 01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:58,154 A HOBBY? 1408 01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:01,024 I DIDN'T MEAN... 1409 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:04,560 HOBBY, LIKE JUST A HOBBY, I, UH... 1410 01:16:04,628 --> 01:16:07,731 I MEANT HOBBY, LIKE AN IMPORTANT HOBBY. 1411 01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:23,913 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK? 1412 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:25,915 DASHING. 1413 01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:27,550 MY ZIPPER'S OPEN. 1414 01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:28,852 THAT WAS THE DASHING PART. 1415 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:32,689 BUDMEISTER, ARE YOU OKAY? 1416 01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:34,490 NO, TERRY, I'M NOT. 1417 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:39,562 I'VE HAD TWO WEEKS OF TOTAL FREEDOM. 1418 01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:41,264 THE CLOSEST I'VE COME TO SEX 1419 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:44,133 WAS A GIRL WHO TOOK HER TOP OFF TO SEDUCE MY SISTER. 1420 01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:47,904 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 1421 01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:52,008 NOTHING. SEX IS NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 1422 01:16:52,976 --> 01:16:54,911 I'D LIKE TO FORM MY OWN OPINION. 1423 01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,579 IT WILL HAPPEN. 1424 01:16:57,681 --> 01:17:00,016 I KNOW THIS PLACE THAT DELIVERS. 1425 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:01,685 MASSAGE DELIGHT, OR SOMETHING. 1426 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:05,021 CAN I BORROW $200? 1427 01:17:05,088 --> 01:17:08,958 CALL THE GUYS AND GO TO THE MALL. 1428 01:17:09,025 --> 01:17:10,660 I'D RATHER WALLOW IN MY VIRGINITY. 1429 01:17:11,427 --> 01:17:13,062 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 1430 01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:15,865 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 1431 01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:17,266 YOU KNOW I CAN'T ANSWER IT. 1432 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,037 PLEASE. THIS IS ALMOST OVER. 1433 01:17:22,505 --> 01:17:23,673 (RING) 1434 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,745 YEAH. 1435 01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:31,614 YEAH. TERRY'S HERE. 1436 01:17:31,681 --> 01:17:32,949 I'LL SEE IF IT CAN TALK. 1437 01:17:34,951 --> 01:17:36,686 IT'S MR. WONDERFUL. 1438 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,225 HI, KEVIN. 1439 01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:44,460 NO. I CAN'T TONIGHT. 1440 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:49,265 WE HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK. 1441 01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:52,736 YES. IT'S ABOUT US. 1442 01:17:52,802 --> 01:17:54,270 (CAR HONKS) 1443 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,639 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 1444 01:17:58,474 --> 01:17:59,843 BYE, KEVIN. 1445 01:18:02,912 --> 01:18:04,380 MR. WONDERFUL IS MR. HISTORY? 1446 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,253 ALL RIGHT. 1447 01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:20,864 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1448 01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:57,593 NOBODY HERE KNOWS I USED TO BE FAT. 1449 01:20:01,097 --> 01:20:05,068 TELL ME AGAIN HOW RICK AND DEBORAH BELONG TOGETHER. 1450 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,770 RICK AND DEBORAH BELONG TOGETHER. 1451 01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:09,405 WHAT A CROCK. 1452 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,079 HE KEEPS GIVING ME LOOKS. 1453 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:46,375 THANK YOU. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1454 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:47,843 MIND IF HE TALKS TO ME? 1455 01:20:49,245 --> 01:20:50,679 NO, GO AHEAD. 1456 01:20:50,746 --> 01:20:52,215 YOU'RE GREAT. 1457 01:20:56,953 --> 01:20:58,821 HEY, SANDY. 1458 01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:00,823 ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT... 1459 01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:03,126 I WAS FROM PLANET OF THE SLUTS. 1460 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,461 THAT'S OKAY. 1461 01:21:07,964 --> 01:21:09,765 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 1462 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,103 HI, DEB. 1463 01:21:16,005 --> 01:21:17,106 GREG. 1464 01:21:26,749 --> 01:21:27,816 CAN I HELP YOU? 1465 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,485 YEAH. PARSLEY FOR EIGHT, PLEASE. 1466 01:21:31,820 --> 01:21:33,957 OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE! 1467 01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,124 YEAH. 1468 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,162 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE HUNGRY. 1469 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:41,597 THEY REALLY PREFER MEALWORMS OR FLIES. 1470 01:21:48,837 --> 01:21:50,940 HOW COULD SHE DO THAT TO YOU? 1471 01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:54,177 SHE CAN DATE WHOEVER SHE WANTS. 1472 01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:56,779 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PROM? 1473 01:21:59,448 --> 01:22:00,683 (CROAK) 1474 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,418 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 1475 01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:05,121 HE'S SO EXCITED. 1476 01:22:05,188 --> 01:22:06,956 IT'S HIS FIRST PROM. 1477 01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:11,560 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1478 01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:17,166 TERRY! 1479 01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:19,702 ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS SHE? 1480 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,905 THE CULT. SHE'S TOTALLY BRAINWASHED. 1481 01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:25,741 WANT TO SPLIT HER RECORDS? 1482 01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,211 TELL ME NOW OR IN THE HOSPITAL. 1483 01:22:29,112 --> 01:22:31,347 I'M SUDDENLY REMEMBERING. 1484 01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:32,748 IF I SAY WHERE SHE IS, 1485 01:22:32,815 --> 01:22:35,151 TAKE ME WITH YOU. 1486 01:22:35,218 --> 01:22:36,619 I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS. 1487 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:41,024 WAIT. IT'S KIND OF FORMAL. 1488 01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,725 I GOT TO CHANGE. 1489 01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:51,100 THANK YOU. 1490 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:52,801 THANK YOU. 1491 01:22:52,868 --> 01:22:55,238 AS CHAIRWOMAN OF THE PROM COMMITTEE, 1492 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,040 IT'S MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE 1493 01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:59,442 YOUR KING AND QUEEN. 1494 01:22:59,508 --> 01:23:01,377 THE ENVELOPES, PLEASE. 1495 01:23:02,178 --> 01:23:03,646 THANK YOU. 1496 01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,381 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1497 01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:07,183 THIS YEAR'S PROM QUEEN IS... 1498 01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:10,086 UH... DEBORAH STRUMMOND. 1499 01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:18,827 SWEAR TO GOD, I'M NOT LYING. 1500 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:20,963 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, 1501 01:23:21,030 --> 01:23:23,632 THIS YEAR'S PROM KING IS... 1502 01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:28,537 IT'S GREG TOLIN. 1503 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:29,838 YEAH! 1504 01:23:31,274 --> 01:23:32,975 WAY TO GO, GREG! 1505 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:35,644 CONGRATULATIONS, GREG. 1506 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,581 THANK YOU, DEBORAH. 1507 01:23:41,584 --> 01:23:43,619 NOW THAT I TAKE A GOOD LOOK, 1508 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:47,590 THEY REALLY DO MAKE A NICE COUPLE. 1509 01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:49,458 TRADITIONALLY WE HAVE A KING AND QUEEN'S DANCE, 1510 01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:54,663 BUT THAT'S A STUPID TRADITION. 1511 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:57,266 SO EVERYBODY DANCE! 1512 01:24:07,276 --> 01:24:09,178 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1513 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,449 COME ON, RICK! 1514 01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:40,376 MAY I CUT IN? 1515 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,115 TOLIN, YOU'RE A CREEP! 1516 01:24:46,182 --> 01:24:48,050 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1517 01:25:07,303 --> 01:25:08,471 OH! 1518 01:25:11,374 --> 01:25:13,642 YOU DUMB ASS! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE! 1519 01:25:16,379 --> 01:25:17,846 PUT ME DOWN! 1520 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,834 WHERE'D THESE GUYS LEARN TO FIGHT? 1521 01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:52,281 OKAY, TOUGH GUY. 1522 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:55,451 MY BACK'S NOT TURNED THE OTHER WAY. 1523 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:58,921 NICE TUX. YOU'LL LOOK GOOD BURIED IN IT. 1524 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,843 NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 1525 01:26:34,723 --> 01:26:36,225 HEY, TER. 1526 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:37,360 BUDDY? 1527 01:26:37,426 --> 01:26:38,694 I MISSED YOU. 1528 01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:40,263 TERRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1529 01:26:40,629 --> 01:26:42,231 KEVIN? 1530 01:26:42,298 --> 01:26:43,566 HEY, SANDY! 1531 01:26:43,632 --> 01:26:46,168 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN A TUXEDO? 1532 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:47,770 PLEASE GO. I'LL CALL YOU TONIGHT. 1533 01:26:50,172 --> 01:26:51,240 WHO'S THIS GUY? 1534 01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:52,575 TERRY'S BOYFRIEND. 1535 01:26:52,641 --> 01:26:53,676 WHO ARE YOU? 1536 01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:55,544 JUST A FRIEND. 1537 01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:57,880 TERRY, I KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME. 1538 01:26:57,946 --> 01:26:59,815 NO! I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE. 1539 01:27:00,683 --> 01:27:02,217 WHOA, NO THANKS. 1540 01:27:02,285 --> 01:27:03,652 WE BELONG TOGETHER. 1541 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,787 YOU'RE MY G... 1542 01:27:04,853 --> 01:27:06,255 CAN WE TALK? 1543 01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:08,056 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1544 01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:11,627 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1545 01:27:11,694 --> 01:27:13,462 WAIT. IT GETS BETTER. 1546 01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:22,104 BIG NIGHT, HUH? 1547 01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:25,341 I'LL BET YOU'RE A LITTLE CONFUSED. 1548 01:27:25,408 --> 01:27:26,609 I THINK I UNDERSTAND. 1549 01:27:28,677 --> 01:27:30,212 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER, 1550 01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:31,747 BUT, UH... 1551 01:27:31,814 --> 01:27:33,416 I DIDN'T. I... 1552 01:27:34,617 --> 01:27:35,784 TERRY... 1553 01:27:35,851 --> 01:27:37,986 I KNOW. YOU'RE GAY. 1554 01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:41,390 I'M NOT GAY. 1555 01:27:44,793 --> 01:27:46,295 WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I'M CONFUSED. 1556 01:27:49,064 --> 01:27:50,533 I'M A GIRL. 1557 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:51,700 I'M A WOMAN. 1558 01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:54,169 RIGHT. 1559 01:27:54,236 --> 01:27:55,438 AND I'M CINDY LAUPER. 1560 01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,175 I'M A FEMALE, I SWEAR. 1561 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,287 ARE THOSE WHAT I THINK THEY ARE? 1562 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:15,157 I'M SORRY. 1563 01:28:15,223 --> 01:28:16,625 WHERE DO YOU GET OFF HAVING TITS? 1564 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:20,329 THERE WAS THIS CONTEST, 1565 01:28:20,396 --> 01:28:22,631 AND I NEEDED TO PROVE IT. 1566 01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:24,400 THEN I MET YOU. 1567 01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:27,135 YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL... 1568 01:28:27,202 --> 01:28:28,871 SHIT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1569 01:28:28,937 --> 01:28:30,839 RICK, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, 1570 01:28:30,906 --> 01:28:34,009 BUT I THINK YOU'RE TERRIFIC... 1571 01:28:34,076 --> 01:28:36,445 THIS WHOLE THING WAS BULLSHIT. 1572 01:28:37,913 --> 01:28:39,448 MAJOR BULLSHIT. 1573 01:28:40,383 --> 01:28:42,485 RICK, WAIT! 1574 01:28:42,551 --> 01:28:45,754 UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME. 1575 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:47,723 RIGHT, TERRENCE. 1576 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,625 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SO HONEST UP TILL NOW. 1577 01:29:00,403 --> 01:29:01,537 SO HOW'S THE FISH? 1578 01:29:01,604 --> 01:29:05,307 GREAT. I PUT A FROGMAN IN THE BOWL. 1579 01:29:10,746 --> 01:29:12,280 RICK, CAN'T YOU FORGIVE ME? 1580 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:13,382 NO, I CAN'T. 1581 01:29:13,449 --> 01:29:14,717 RICK... 1582 01:29:24,527 --> 01:29:26,328 IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY. 1583 01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:30,866 HE HAS TITS. 1584 01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:32,568 COME ON, DEBORAH. 1585 01:29:46,849 --> 01:29:48,250 WHOA! 1586 01:29:48,316 --> 01:29:49,952 9:15 ALREADY. 1587 01:29:50,553 --> 01:29:51,587 WELL... 1588 01:29:51,654 --> 01:29:52,921 GOTTA GO. 1589 01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:56,759 HAD A LOVELY TIME. 1590 01:29:56,825 --> 01:29:58,461 HAVE A NICE PROM. 1591 01:30:03,466 --> 01:30:04,700 HI. 1592 01:30:04,767 --> 01:30:06,134 YOU'RE PROBABLY HERE WITH A DATE. 1593 01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:07,302 YEAH. 1594 01:30:15,778 --> 01:30:17,145 NIGHT, SON. 1595 01:30:52,615 --> 01:30:54,550 BUDDY, WHY'D YOU BRING KEVIN? 1596 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,521 GOOD EVENING. 1597 01:30:58,587 --> 01:30:59,688 WHOOPS. 1598 01:30:59,755 --> 01:31:01,189 HEY, NO PROBLEM. 1599 01:31:01,256 --> 01:31:03,391 JUST A COUPLE ALL-AMERICAN KIDS 1600 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,127 EXPERIMENTING WITH SEX. 1601 01:31:05,193 --> 01:31:06,962 YOU REMEMBER SANDY? 1602 01:31:07,029 --> 01:31:08,063 HI. 1603 01:31:08,531 --> 01:31:09,698 HELLO. 1604 01:31:11,399 --> 01:31:13,068 YOU KNOW, 1605 01:31:13,135 --> 01:31:15,403 MY VOYAGE OF SELF-DISCOVERY 1606 01:31:17,339 --> 01:31:18,807 HAS ENDED IN DESPAIR. 1607 01:31:19,975 --> 01:31:22,210 HEY, THAT'S SO INTERESTING. 1608 01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:23,779 COULD YOU SHUT THE LIGHT OFF? 1609 01:32:15,998 --> 01:32:18,533 I'M SEEING JULIAN AGAIN THIS WEEKEND. 1610 01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:20,903 HE'S SO COOL. 1611 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:23,606 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY LUCKED OUT. 1612 01:32:23,672 --> 01:32:26,374 DENISE, HE'S THE LUCKY ONE. 1613 01:32:26,441 --> 01:32:28,744 HEY, TERRY, IS IT TRUE 1614 01:32:28,811 --> 01:32:30,445 YOU BROKE UP WITH THAT COLLEGE GUY? 1615 01:32:31,113 --> 01:32:32,781 IT'S TRUE. 1616 01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:34,750 WANT TO GO OUT SATURDAY NIGHT? 1617 01:32:34,817 --> 01:32:37,552 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT READY. 1618 01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:40,055 WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY? 1619 01:32:40,122 --> 01:32:41,624 NO, THANKS. 1620 01:32:44,192 --> 01:32:46,729 TERRY, YOU HAVE TO SNAP OUT OF THIS. 1621 01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:50,565 I WILL. IT JUST MAY TAKE A COUPLE YEARS. 1622 01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:56,338 TERRY, I REALLY LIKED YOUR ARTICLE. 1623 01:32:56,404 --> 01:32:57,873 ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT BEING COOL 1624 01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:59,374 EVEN IF YOU DON'T DRESS COOL. 1625 01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:03,646 I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 1626 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:05,080 YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME? 1627 01:33:06,481 --> 01:33:10,218 OH, I'M REALLY NOT READY YET. 1628 01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:13,321 THANKS, ANYWAY. 1629 01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:25,333 TERRY! 1630 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:26,669 WOULD YOU COME IN, PLEASE? 1631 01:33:28,403 --> 01:33:30,538 MR. RAYMAKER. 1632 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:31,874 COME INTO MY OFFICE. 1633 01:33:41,650 --> 01:33:43,952 I READ YOUR ARTICLE IN THE SUN TRIBUNE. 1634 01:33:45,654 --> 01:33:47,355 CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING. 1635 01:33:47,422 --> 01:33:49,091 THANKS. 1636 01:33:49,157 --> 01:33:50,793 IT WAS REAL GOOD. 1637 01:33:53,195 --> 01:33:54,963 I'M SORRY I MISJUDGED YOU. 1638 01:33:55,030 --> 01:33:57,365 YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 1639 01:33:57,432 --> 01:33:59,067 YOU'RE THE REASON I HAVE THIS JOB. 1640 01:34:00,535 --> 01:34:02,504 YOU FORCED ME TO FIGHT FOR WHAT I WANTED. 1641 01:34:02,570 --> 01:34:04,306 I WON'T FORGET YOU. 1642 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:09,077 THANK YOU. I LEARNED A LOT, TOO. 1643 01:34:14,883 --> 01:34:16,819 WHAT ABOUT THAT KID YOU WROTE THE ARTICLE ON? 1644 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:20,155 HE HATES ME. 1645 01:34:20,222 --> 01:34:21,757 THAT'S TOO BAD. 1646 01:34:22,825 --> 01:34:24,793 YOU REALLY LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU? 1647 01:34:26,094 --> 01:34:27,863 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 1648 01:34:29,531 --> 01:34:31,299 I READ YOUR ARTICLE. 1649 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,549 I'M A STUNT DRIVER. 1650 01:34:47,615 --> 01:34:48,951 I DO THIS FOR A LIVING. 1651 01:34:52,988 --> 01:34:55,123 SWIFT PARKING, BUD. 1652 01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:56,925 AND YOU'RE LATE. 1653 01:34:56,992 --> 01:34:58,426 I RAN OUT OF GAS. 1654 01:34:58,493 --> 01:35:01,463 BUT I PUT A BUCK'S WORTH IN... ON ME. 1655 01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:06,401 TERRY, IT'S SUMMER. SMILE. 1656 01:35:06,468 --> 01:35:09,171 MY FACE HURTS WHEN I SMILE. 1657 01:35:09,237 --> 01:35:13,708 LISTEN, I'VE GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE, 1658 01:35:13,776 --> 01:35:14,977 AND A SEX LIFE. 1659 01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,478 YOU'VE GOT THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS, 1660 01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:17,679 AND A CHAUFFEUR. 1661 01:35:17,746 --> 01:35:19,681 LET'S GET AN ICE CREAM. 1662 01:35:22,217 --> 01:35:25,287 UH... IT'S FOR YOU. 1663 01:35:30,092 --> 01:35:31,559 YOU LOOK GOOD IN A DRESS. 1664 01:35:32,795 --> 01:35:34,129 VERY GOOD. 1665 01:35:39,534 --> 01:35:40,803 I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME. 1666 01:35:42,604 --> 01:35:44,072 I MISSED YOU. 1667 01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:47,642 I READ YOUR ARTICLE. 1668 01:35:47,709 --> 01:35:51,479 DO YOU STILL FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME? 1669 01:35:55,918 --> 01:35:57,652 YEAH, I GUESS I DO. 1670 01:36:01,323 --> 01:36:03,225 WHY DON'T WE GO HAVE SOME FUN? 1671 01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:06,028 MAYBE LIKE DANCING FRIDAY NIGHT. 1672 01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,163 WAIT A MINUTE. 1673 01:36:08,230 --> 01:36:09,865 I'M THE GUY HERE. 1674 01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:11,466 LET ME JUST TRY THIS, OKAY? 1675 01:36:13,068 --> 01:36:15,737 WHY DON'T WE GO OUT DANCING FRIDAY NIGHT? 1676 01:36:16,939 --> 01:36:18,140 WHAT AN ORIGINAL IDEA. 1677 01:36:20,642 --> 01:36:22,010 YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE? 1678 01:36:22,077 --> 01:36:23,111 YEAH. 1679 01:36:24,246 --> 01:36:25,613 LONG AS I GET TO DRIVE. 1680 01:36:35,057 --> 01:36:36,591 COME ON, BUDDY. 1681 01:36:55,443 --> 01:36:56,378 (SOFT ROCK PLAYING)