1 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:10,770 Defy reason. Defy everything you know. 2 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,960 Welcome to Fright Night. 3 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:37,714 Onstage at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. 4 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,299 Welcome back. 5 00:01:39,383 --> 00:01:42,510 In the northern Las Vegas suburb of Hillcrest Bluffs today, 6 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:46,139 a woman leaving a grocery store says a man came up to her 7 00:01:46,223 --> 00:01:47,724 and tried to bite her. 8 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:49,851 He was scared off by the security guard. 9 00:01:50,227 --> 00:01:51,561 If you've seen or witnessed anything similar... 10 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,488 Really? Really? I'm going to take you apart. 11 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,116 You watch me. Watch me take you apart. 12 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,826 You're done. You're done. 13 00:04:12,536 --> 00:04:13,620 Nothing doing, huh? 14 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:18,291 This thing has got no ambition. It's got no huevos. 15 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,544 Doris, do you want some help with the trash? 16 00:04:21,712 --> 00:04:23,212 Oh, I got it. Thanks. 17 00:04:25,215 --> 00:04:28,718 All right. Good to see you, Char-Char. You're getting big. 18 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,313 Hey, kid. Don't leer at the neighbors. 19 00:04:41,732 --> 00:04:43,566 She's the one that put the word on her butt. 20 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,692 I'm just reading it. 21 00:04:48,238 --> 00:04:49,822 Is he ever going to move that dumpster? 22 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,824 Oh, Mom, come on. You got to get over it. 23 00:04:53,077 --> 00:04:54,369 Attitude. 24 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:56,746 You've been stressed or something. 25 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:00,875 Amy? 26 00:05:01,418 --> 00:05:03,711 Amy is good. Hasn't dumped me yet, so... 27 00:05:06,423 --> 00:05:08,841 Getting what you want can be stressful. 28 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,261 Especially when you're not used to getting it. More to lose. 29 00:05:12,388 --> 00:05:16,099 You reading those books again? The Power of Whatever-the-Hell? 30 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:19,602 Because they're definitely not working. 31 00:05:20,437 --> 00:05:21,688 And neither is this bike. 32 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,357 Still tripping out over some guy's box. 33 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:26,109 It's an eyesore. 34 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,113 I'm trying to get people to move in, not join the legions leaving town. 35 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,198 - I like that word. "Legions." - Hello. 36 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,741 Can I get some help here? 37 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,828 - When the Perrys lived there... - When the Perrys lived there, 38 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:39,872 they were the greatest neighbors ever, but they moved. 39 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:42,834 I thought you were happy their house finally sold. 40 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:46,921 He's not digging a pool, so where did all this concrete come from? 41 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:48,381 That's a very good question. 42 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:50,591 Maybe you should spy on him some more and find out. 43 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,179 He's 13 feet from our house. That's not spying. 44 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,808 It's merely observing. 45 00:06:00,269 --> 00:06:03,604 - Hi, Mrs. Brewster. - Hey, honey. Hi, girls. 46 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,148 - Hi. - Hi. 47 00:06:09,319 --> 00:06:12,572 - Oh, hey, Ed called again. - Yeah? 48 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,782 I'm tired of making excuses for you, Charley. 49 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:16,451 If you don't want to talk to him, just tell him. 50 00:06:16,702 --> 00:06:18,870 Kind of defeats the purpose. 51 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:25,835 - Still can't get the bike started? - No faith. 52 00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:28,379 So you don't need a ride? 53 00:06:29,548 --> 00:06:30,673 Amy! 54 00:06:33,385 --> 00:06:35,887 Amy! Oh, my God. 55 00:06:37,055 --> 00:06:38,097 Hey! 56 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:40,016 - Charley? - Yeah. 57 00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:41,434 - Guess what? - What? 58 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,021 - Guess what? We are on time. - Oh, good. 59 00:06:45,355 --> 00:06:47,273 - You stress too much. - No, I don't. 60 00:06:47,399 --> 00:06:49,901 Yeah, you do. You do your worried thing. 61 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,403 - What's my "worried thing"? - Your worried thing. 62 00:06:52,529 --> 00:06:55,656 I don't have a worried thing. I never make that face. 63 00:06:55,824 --> 00:06:56,866 All the time. 64 00:06:57,868 --> 00:07:01,579 - Ladies. - Dudes. Looking good. 65 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:05,875 Seriously? A mochaccino? 66 00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:09,253 You can't ride with the girls any more. I mean, 67 00:07:09,421 --> 00:07:11,923 you let them brush your hair, My Pretty Pony? 68 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:13,341 Chuck's secure. 69 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,885 Nice, man. Nice kicks. 70 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:18,888 - Puce. - Fuck, yeah. 71 00:07:19,056 --> 00:07:20,807 I have track after school. I'll see you later. 72 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:23,017 Hey, Amy, Amy. 73 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:28,439 About the prom. I was going to ask you. I just kind of figured it was a go. 74 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:32,360 You, me, ill-fitting tuxedo. The whole thing, you know? 75 00:07:33,529 --> 00:07:36,697 No. Nobody goes to the dance in senior year. 76 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:38,825 Okay. Yeah, I knew that. 77 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,785 - It's so not cool. - I know. 78 00:07:40,953 --> 00:07:43,454 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 79 00:07:51,421 --> 00:07:53,881 Did you find a freaking genie lamp, man? 80 00:07:54,216 --> 00:07:58,719 Make a sacrifice to the hot-ass gods? How do you get that? 81 00:07:59,805 --> 00:08:01,264 Just game, man. 82 00:08:01,932 --> 00:08:03,391 Rock-solid game. 83 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:07,562 - He doesn't even have a car. - Seriously. 84 00:08:09,398 --> 00:08:10,398 - Ben Wegener? - Here. 85 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:11,983 Nick Straley? 86 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:14,902 Nick? 87 00:08:16,488 --> 00:08:18,364 - Courtney Frank? - Here. 88 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:19,699 Adam Johnson? 89 00:08:20,784 --> 00:08:21,826 Adam? 90 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,579 - Steve Danton? - Here. 91 00:08:24,746 --> 00:08:26,622 - Matt Hofstetler? - Yo. 92 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:30,251 - Ellen Mclntosh? - Here, Ms. Granada. 93 00:08:30,794 --> 00:08:32,378 Samuel Silverman? 94 00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:35,673 Holy crap, man. How did you get that? 95 00:08:35,757 --> 00:08:37,008 She's hard up, man. 96 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,760 Dude, I think Ed's going to talk to us. 97 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,096 Hey, can I get a minute? 98 00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:44,432 Just the two of you? That's sweet! 99 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,476 Now he can school you in the ways of geek-douchery. 100 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:50,354 Nice. Don't you have some sluts to go fuck? 101 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:51,981 Actually, yeah, I do. 102 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,774 It's important, Brewster. 103 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,157 What's up, Ed? 104 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,950 You know Adam's missing, right? 105 00:09:03,035 --> 00:09:04,493 What do you mean, Adam's missing? 106 00:09:04,828 --> 00:09:07,872 I keep trying him. No texts, no phone calls, nothing. 107 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,874 I don't know if you were paying attention at roll call, 108 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:11,417 but he's not the only one that's gone. 109 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,587 Kids aren't coming to school. That happens all the time. 110 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,838 What do you want me to do about it? 111 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,048 Just meet me at his house after school. 112 00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:18,883 We'll check around and see if he's okay. 113 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,594 I can't. I'm sorry. I'm busy. 114 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,138 I don't think you understand what I'm telling you. Adam's gone. 115 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:26,557 Do we really have to do this here? 116 00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:28,392 Wow. Am I supposed to not even speak to you any more? 117 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:31,020 - Be quiet. Don't spaz out. - "Don't spaz out." 118 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,523 You don't want me to spaz out? Oh, my God! It's so horrible! 119 00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:38,110 Crossing the streams! Will high school as we know it cease to exist? 120 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:44,951 Okay. You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? 121 00:09:45,243 --> 00:09:48,162 The LEGO contests, the Farscape conventions, 122 00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:49,789 - the costumes? - Please stop. 123 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:51,874 Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong, 124 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,210 so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour? 125 00:09:54,544 --> 00:09:56,671 - Stop. - Then be my backup. 126 00:09:58,882 --> 00:10:01,842 Okay, fine. Adam's after school. 127 00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:03,678 Don't be late. 128 00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:08,849 I'd really like Stretch back, by the way. 129 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,191 You know what I want for dinner? 130 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,653 You realize you're eating right now, right? 131 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,406 You just forced me to get you a smoothie so big 132 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,074 that they named a planet after it. 133 00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:29,704 It's true. I'm insatiable. 134 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:31,455 You are. 135 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,629 What was that for? 136 00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:40,965 Nothing. 137 00:10:42,884 --> 00:10:46,512 I'm so sorry to take up your time. I really appreciate your help. 138 00:10:47,639 --> 00:10:49,890 Is my mom flirting? 139 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:54,770 Hey, Charley, I'm at Adam's house, 140 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,023 and it's really weird, because you're not here. 141 00:10:57,774 --> 00:11:00,026 Remember those videos of us back in the day? 142 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,069 Adam, you, and I dressed in tights? 143 00:11:03,155 --> 00:11:06,824 You don't want your new pals seeing you in that, do you? All right. 144 00:11:09,953 --> 00:11:13,080 So, not a pool? What's the work you're doing? 145 00:11:13,457 --> 00:11:16,584 Foundation problems. I had to rip up half the basement. 146 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:18,794 Oh, these houses were practically built overnight. 147 00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:20,921 It never surprises me when they come apart. 148 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:23,174 This is the third time this thing has broken. 149 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,468 Done. Just needed a new stem. 150 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,555 Jerry, this is my son, Charley, and his... 151 00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:32,433 I don't know. Do we say "girlfriend"? 152 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,851 Hi, I'm Amy. 153 00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,478 Hey, Jerry. 154 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:36,771 Nice to meet you. 155 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:39,482 So, Jerry is our new neighbor at the Perry place. 156 00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:42,651 - And he's handy. - No kidding. 157 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,488 I'm sorry about the mess, Charley. 158 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,616 I was just saying to your mom I'll have the dumpster gone tomorrow. 159 00:11:49,618 --> 00:11:50,910 It doesn't bother me. My mom was... 160 00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:53,120 Jerry does night construction on the Strip. 161 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,872 Oh. 162 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:55,998 You play ball. 163 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,794 I'm always looking for a pickup game. 164 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,755 Yeah, no, I do. Definitely. 165 00:12:03,173 --> 00:12:04,757 - I do. - It's more of a collector thing, the shoes. 166 00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:07,885 He's obsessed. They sleep on sidewalks to get them. 167 00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:12,681 - I play, though. - It takes a real man to wear 168 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:14,934 puce. 169 00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:17,019 I like them. 170 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:22,525 So, I'd invite you guys inside, but it's a mess. 171 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,694 - I've been meaning to. - Be neighborly. 172 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,406 A drink. Something. 173 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,252 Soon, okay? 174 00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:43,671 Yeah, you bet. And thank you so much for the help. 175 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:45,923 It's the least I could do. 176 00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:49,385 My God. Why did you blow him off? 177 00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:53,180 A guy that good-looking still single? Bad bet. He is a player. 178 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,349 Nice, Mom, breaking it down. 179 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,686 I've had enough man troubles. I am not getting suckered again. 180 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,941 Oh, wow. 181 00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,027 I got to go. 182 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,655 - What? - I'll call you later. Okay? 183 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:11,031 - Now? - Dinner's on. 184 00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:12,950 - That's fine. I'll eat after. - Charley! 185 00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:15,369 - Are you okay? - Okay, see you, guys. 186 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,889 Dude, where the hell have you been? 187 00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:38,017 - You said after school. - I meant right after. This is dusk. 188 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:40,019 - Do you know what that means? - No, I have no idea. 189 00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:42,813 - Let me consult my pocket dictionary. - Nice. 190 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:49,028 Hello? Anybody home? 191 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:51,906 Nope. 192 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,925 This is nuts. 193 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,220 I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but 194 00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:15,804 that guy, your neighbor, 195 00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:18,098 he's a vampire, man. 196 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:21,435 - My neighbor? Next door? - Yeah. 197 00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:23,812 Jerry. I just met him. 198 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:25,439 Okay. Jerry. 199 00:14:25,774 --> 00:14:28,234 That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry? 200 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,904 I didn't name him, man. I'm just reporting the facts. 201 00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:37,409 Dude. 202 00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:49,255 Hello? 203 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:52,716 Adam? 204 00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,432 Yo. It's Ed. 205 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,857 - Jesus. - I feel stupid. It's a cardboard cut-out. 206 00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:11,026 Nice. 207 00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:14,989 - They're not here, dude. - It's not just them, okay? Listen to me. 208 00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,825 I saw this thing on channel 13 where there was this lady 209 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,411 who escaped an attacker that tried to bite her. 210 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,121 Why are you walking like that? 211 00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:28,377 All right. Listen. 212 00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:33,674 Adam and I graphed out all the attacks, all the disappearances. 213 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,718 - Whole families, gone. - That happens all the time. 214 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:37,678 Nobody lives in Vegas, they just pass through. 215 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,305 You live in Vegas. 216 00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:42,891 That's you right there in the center, next to his house and Perry's old place. 217 00:15:43,852 --> 00:15:45,477 His windows are completely blacked out. 218 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,229 Lots of people have blacked-out windows. 219 00:15:47,355 --> 00:15:49,273 They work on the Strip at night, sleep during the day. 220 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:51,483 Which is why it's the perfect plan. It fits! 221 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,777 What? That Jerry's a Dracula? 222 00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:56,822 No. Dracula is one specific vampire. I'm telling you... 223 00:15:56,948 --> 00:16:00,993 Dude, I know what you're telling me. I'm making fun of you. I'm mocking you. 224 00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:03,495 - Awesome. - You read way too much Twilight. 225 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,956 That's fiction. This is real. 226 00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:07,207 He's a real monster, 227 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,085 and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. 228 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:12,504 He's the fucking shark from Jaws. 229 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,300 He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everybody around him is dead. 230 00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:19,345 And I seriously am so angry you think I read Twilight. 231 00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:28,854 Ed? Ed? 232 00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:31,732 You haven't asked him in yet, have you? 233 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,192 Because obviously he can't get in 234 00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:34,818 without an invitation. I know you know that. 235 00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:37,237 - You're on drugs, dude. - No, well... Yeah. 236 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,989 But I thought you'd take my word on this, man. 237 00:16:39,074 --> 00:16:40,157 I have hard evidence at home. 238 00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:41,825 Okay. 239 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,247 All right. Listen. We have to stake him in his nest, okay? 240 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,542 Me and you. But not now. It's too dark. 241 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:51,877 We should go during the day. 242 00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:53,337 That's what I read on Peter Vincent's website. 243 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,381 - The magician? - Yeah. 244 00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:58,217 The magician in the bandana and the leather pants and... 245 00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,510 - Yes. ...tattoos and... 246 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,804 Yes. He's the master of dark forces. 247 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:05,265 He studies vampire methodology. What else do you need? 248 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,184 - Wow. - Wow. 249 00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:13,440 Can we just pretend for one minute that you're not a complete douchebag? 250 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,192 Evil, this was fun when we were eight. 251 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,611 - Try 16. - Whatever, man! 252 00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,239 Point is I grew up. If you don't want to, that's fine, 253 00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:23,117 but don't get an attitude because I'd rather have a life than make shit up. 254 00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:26,912 I get it. You're so cool, Brewster. 255 00:17:27,038 --> 00:17:29,123 Go ahead and join your Clark High early peakers, 256 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,250 - and that includes your girlfriend. - Shut up. 257 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,961 She's undeniably doable, yes, I will give you that, 258 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,921 but we used to make fun of her and her friends. 259 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,965 - She's a skank. We used to make fun... - Shut up! 260 00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:48,475 Adam's gone and you act like you don't give a shit! 261 00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,396 What the fuck happened to you? 262 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,231 We were inseparable. 263 00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:57,985 You know when my life started to get better? 264 00:17:58,153 --> 00:18:00,070 When I stopped being friends with you. 265 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,130 What a fucking asshole. 266 00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:26,054 Goddamn. 267 00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:32,269 - Why are you on my street, bro? - Sorry. I'm really sorry about that. 268 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:34,521 You tracked your nerd juice all the way down it. 269 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:37,941 Really? Looks like I tracked some nerd juice on your face there. 270 00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:40,986 Oh, yeah? Do I still got some? Still there? 271 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,362 Okay. 272 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,782 Just hit me. Really, I don't have time for this. 273 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,075 Seriously? 274 00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:49,578 Jesus, I just gave you a fucking invitation to hit me. 275 00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:51,246 You just gave me an invitation... 276 00:18:53,124 --> 00:18:54,291 Oh! 277 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,878 You better run, boy! I'm coming! You better run! 278 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,144 Unbelievable. 279 00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:32,621 Shit! 280 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:36,375 You back the fuck up! I'm armed! I know how to use this thing! 281 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,337 Hello! Please! Please, somebody let me in! 282 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,714 Someone's after me right now! Please! 283 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,342 Help me! God damn it! 284 00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:59,690 Forget it, Jerry. No invitation. You can't get in. 285 00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:04,528 Oh, shit. 286 00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:09,616 Abandoned. I thought you did your homework. 287 00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:12,369 You've been watching me. 288 00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:18,458 I've been watching you. It seems fair. 289 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,294 Shit, shit. 290 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,255 That looked like it hurt. 291 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,602 You bit off more than you can chew. 292 00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:21,772 It's too late. I told people what you are. You've been made! 293 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,442 And you think anyone's actually going to believe you. 294 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,111 Don't play that crap, don't play that mind shit with me. 295 00:21:28,196 --> 00:21:29,488 I'm serious. Try me! 296 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,531 Okay. 297 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,748 You say you're glad you're different. 298 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:43,752 - Get back! - How can you be in a place like this? 299 00:21:44,087 --> 00:21:47,714 These people, even your best friend, 300 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,050 - you're nothing to him now. - No. 301 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,178 You were born for this. 302 00:21:54,097 --> 00:21:55,389 And you know it. 303 00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,518 It's a gift. 304 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,169 Good on his word. 305 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,425 Kid Comeback! 306 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,219 Gladiator Man! 307 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,221 Squid Man! 308 00:22:36,806 --> 00:22:38,849 - Come at me if you dare! - I dare! 309 00:22:43,104 --> 00:22:44,855 What can you do now, Squid Man? 310 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:52,320 - Hey, you. - Is Charley up yet? 311 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:56,533 You try. My voice seems to be on some frequency he can't hear. 312 00:22:57,118 --> 00:22:58,201 Charley! 313 00:22:58,494 --> 00:23:00,454 The world is Kid Comeback's! 314 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,334 No, you're already dead. No, you're already dead. 315 00:23:06,461 --> 00:23:07,502 Coming! 316 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,881 - Eden Miller? - Here. 317 00:23:11,883 --> 00:23:12,924 Ed Lee? 318 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,511 Edward Lee? 319 00:23:18,556 --> 00:23:20,223 - Zach Taylor? - Here. 320 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:22,684 - Beth Tepper? - Here. 321 00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:34,112 Charley! 322 00:23:34,197 --> 00:23:36,948 - Hey, Mrs. Lee. - What a nice surprise. Come in. 323 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:38,867 Rick, Charley's here. 324 00:23:39,202 --> 00:23:40,744 - This looks great. - Thank you. 325 00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:45,248 - Look at you, so handsome! - No. You look great. 326 00:23:45,374 --> 00:23:48,585 Ed said you really sprouted up. Look at you. How's it going? 327 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,670 Ed's going to be so sorry he missed you. 328 00:23:50,755 --> 00:23:53,381 - Oh, he's not here? - No, he leaves early. 329 00:23:54,675 --> 00:23:58,220 Do you mind if I run upstairs and... There's just a book that we need. 330 00:23:58,387 --> 00:24:00,305 Of course. Make yourself at home. 331 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,391 - Right up there. - Nope, I remember. 332 00:24:30,419 --> 00:24:31,670 Oh, man. 333 00:24:41,055 --> 00:24:44,140 Peter Vincent. Welcome to Fright... 334 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,902 Oh, Adam. Here he comes. You see? You see what I'm saying? 335 00:24:56,237 --> 00:24:59,364 He's a guy with a wheelbarrow. The horror. 336 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:02,284 Don't be a dick. You know what I'm trying to prove. 337 00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,163 There. That's his truck. 338 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,584 Fuck! Fuck me! Oh, he didn't look. 339 00:25:12,253 --> 00:25:15,714 That's him right there, Adam. He does not show up on the video. 340 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,925 He is so nailed. So nailed. 341 00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:47,370 - Hey, guy. - Hey. 342 00:25:48,497 --> 00:25:49,915 Guy. 343 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,834 - You could really do me a solid. - What's that? 344 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:58,006 I got a girl on her way over for a beer, and I'm all out of beer. 345 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,718 It's... Sucks. 346 00:26:01,886 --> 00:26:05,597 Set me up. I'll pay you back two times. A sixer for your mom and one for you. 347 00:26:05,723 --> 00:26:07,849 - What do you say? - Yeah. 348 00:26:08,684 --> 00:26:09,976 Yeah, let me do that. 349 00:26:11,854 --> 00:26:14,940 Right now. I'll go right now and check what we got in the fridge. 350 00:26:15,149 --> 00:26:16,274 Okay. 351 00:26:17,568 --> 00:26:19,694 - Cool. Just give me a second. - Cool. 352 00:26:23,741 --> 00:26:25,575 Let me just see what she's got. 353 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,161 Mom's kind of a... 354 00:26:29,914 --> 00:26:30,956 Kind of a 355 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,583 light domestic 356 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,503 kind of a mother. 357 00:26:43,052 --> 00:26:44,177 Nice kitchen. 358 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,806 Good cabinet work. 359 00:26:49,016 --> 00:26:50,058 Thanks. 360 00:26:53,688 --> 00:26:54,854 You cool with Budweiser? 361 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:57,941 Yeah, that works. Yeah. 362 00:27:02,947 --> 00:27:04,280 - Oh, shit. - Can I help you with that? 363 00:27:04,365 --> 00:27:06,074 No! No, no. 364 00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:11,204 I got it. 365 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:16,710 I just... Yeah, I got it. 366 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,646 Sorry it's not a sixer. 367 00:27:54,749 --> 00:27:56,708 This girl tonight, she's a handful. 368 00:27:58,627 --> 00:27:59,669 You know? 369 00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:02,881 Women who look a certain way, they... 370 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,510 They need to be managed. 371 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:09,804 It's true. 372 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,064 Your dad ducked out on you? 373 00:28:20,441 --> 00:28:24,402 Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but 374 00:28:27,990 --> 00:28:31,367 there's a kind of neglect. 375 00:28:34,789 --> 00:28:36,372 Gives off a scent. 376 00:28:40,002 --> 00:28:43,046 You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. 377 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,715 The two of you, 378 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:47,467 alone. 379 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:52,847 And your girl, Amy, she's ripe. 380 00:28:53,682 --> 00:28:58,061 I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. 381 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:04,109 You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. 382 00:29:07,154 --> 00:29:08,947 It's on you to look out for them. 383 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:13,034 You up for that, guy? 384 00:29:15,204 --> 00:29:17,747 - I think I can manage. - Good. 385 00:29:18,499 --> 00:29:22,377 Because there are a lot of bad people out there, Charley. 386 00:29:30,052 --> 00:29:32,387 Everyone's got to look after his own business. 387 00:29:40,354 --> 00:29:41,980 Thanks for the beers. 388 00:29:54,785 --> 00:29:55,869 Hey. 389 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:57,745 Where have you been? 390 00:29:58,581 --> 00:30:00,540 You told me to meet you here an hour ago. 391 00:30:03,252 --> 00:30:04,294 Hello? 392 00:30:05,754 --> 00:30:06,880 Hey, are you all right? 393 00:30:06,964 --> 00:30:09,883 Are you all right? Everything good? 394 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,092 Yep. 395 00:30:11,886 --> 00:30:14,721 - Why shouldn't it be? - No, it should. 396 00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:16,806 Did you ever read this? 397 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,893 - No. - It's really good. 398 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,353 It's kind of sexy, actually, in like, 399 00:30:22,479 --> 00:30:26,107 frustrated, unconsummated sort of way. 400 00:30:27,151 --> 00:30:28,443 Like us, you mean. 401 00:30:29,111 --> 00:30:30,361 Mmm-hmm. Kind of makes it hotter. 402 00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:43,374 - Am I boring you? - No, I'm just tired. Sorry. 403 00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,877 Okay. That's all right. We can fix that. 404 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,758 Do you want to get under the covers? 405 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:57,764 Right now? Really? 406 00:30:59,141 --> 00:31:02,227 Yeah, why not? We could just give it a go, and... 407 00:31:03,437 --> 00:31:06,272 Please believe me, there is nothing I would rather be doing right now 408 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:09,150 than getting under the covers with you. 409 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,276 Okay. 410 00:31:12,488 --> 00:31:16,908 Charley, don't be nervous. 411 00:31:17,451 --> 00:31:18,493 It's okay. 412 00:31:20,829 --> 00:31:22,872 I'm not nervous, I'm cool. I'm good. 413 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:35,093 Did you hear that? 414 00:31:35,886 --> 00:31:37,178 Sorry I'm late. 415 00:31:38,305 --> 00:31:41,182 Doris. Oh, shit. 416 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,018 Shit. 417 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:46,229 What? He's hot, your neighbor's a stripper. 418 00:31:46,313 --> 00:31:47,605 They were bound to find each other. 419 00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:49,107 Go-go dancer. 420 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:53,486 No. You take away two tiny pieces of cloth, she is a stripper. 421 00:31:53,821 --> 00:31:54,862 Rude. 422 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,117 Oh, shit! Oh, shit, he saw us! 423 00:31:59,243 --> 00:32:01,744 Whoa! Maybe. It's not a big deal. 424 00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:06,457 It's a huge deal, okay? Very big deal. He looked at us and he was pissed! 425 00:32:08,002 --> 00:32:10,962 Okay, Charley, if you're not into this, can you just tell me? 426 00:32:11,046 --> 00:32:12,380 Because you don't have to do me any favors. 427 00:32:12,715 --> 00:32:16,467 Amy, I'm not doing you any favors. Of course I'm into this. Of course. 428 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,052 I don't trust that guy. 429 00:32:18,846 --> 00:32:21,389 You're so stupid, Charley. 430 00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:23,850 - I'm going. - Oh, come on. I'm sorry. 431 00:32:24,018 --> 00:32:28,104 No, I'm going. I'm going to leave you to look out the window at the neighbors 432 00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:30,815 and have fun with your neighborhood watch thing! 433 00:32:51,879 --> 00:32:53,087 Oh, shit. 434 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,762 911... 435 00:33:03,432 --> 00:33:05,683 A woman screaming? 436 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,603 You bet she screamed. 437 00:33:10,105 --> 00:33:12,607 "You bet I made her scream." Jeez. 438 00:33:14,943 --> 00:33:17,111 - Keep it down a bit. - Sure, absolutely. 439 00:33:17,237 --> 00:33:18,613 Unbelievable. 440 00:34:10,124 --> 00:34:13,000 Come on. Come on. 441 00:34:17,464 --> 00:34:18,506 There it is. 442 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,343 Doris? 443 00:35:27,576 --> 00:36:09,784 Doris? 444 00:36:49,449 --> 00:36:50,491 Shit. 445 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:57,808 Fuck! 446 00:38:01,396 --> 00:38:02,521 Doris? 447 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,523 Doris. 448 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:06,734 It's Charley. 449 00:38:07,069 --> 00:38:09,403 Charley? Charley! 450 00:38:10,197 --> 00:38:12,406 Oh, God! Get me out of here! 451 00:38:12,532 --> 00:38:14,075 I am. I am. 452 00:38:20,207 --> 00:38:21,248 Hurry! 453 00:38:30,384 --> 00:38:31,550 Shit! Shit! 454 00:38:31,635 --> 00:38:34,303 Oh, no, he's coming back! He's coming back! No! 455 00:38:53,407 --> 00:38:54,990 No, please. 456 00:39:01,581 --> 00:39:03,499 Please don't. Please. 457 00:39:09,673 --> 00:39:12,341 No, please don't. Please don't. 458 00:40:39,095 --> 00:40:40,554 Fuck! 459 00:40:51,775 --> 00:40:52,942 Oh, God! 460 00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:58,364 Good. I got you. I got you. 461 00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:02,785 That's the first thing you wear for Joe when you get your new boobies. 462 00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:06,038 I want to get breast implants, but my husband, he's more of an ass guy, 463 00:41:06,122 --> 00:41:09,124 and he's very happy with my boobies, with my minus-As. 464 00:43:09,496 --> 00:43:10,537 Thank you. 465 00:43:11,539 --> 00:43:14,583 You'll be all right. You'll be all right. 466 00:43:33,853 --> 00:43:35,479 Hey, you're going to be late. 467 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:42,903 The hours you keep. It's like living with a vampire. 468 00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:44,905 Mom... 469 00:43:45,073 --> 00:43:47,241 That guy Jerry, next door. 470 00:43:48,076 --> 00:43:51,078 Under no circumstances is he invited into our house, 471 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:52,579 all right? He's dangerous. 472 00:43:52,747 --> 00:43:54,790 - I think I can handle myself. - Mom, please, I'm serious. 473 00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:57,626 Don't acknowledge him. Don't talk to him, 474 00:43:57,752 --> 00:43:59,503 and at night, please stay inside. 475 00:44:00,088 --> 00:44:01,505 Why? Because he's dangerous? 476 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:04,508 I can't answer a million questions right now. Will you just trust me? 477 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:08,762 Charley, stop! I'm your mom, not some ridiculous woman. 478 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:13,183 I'm sorry, I can't do this right now. I can't answer a million things right now. 479 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:15,519 I don't understand. Charley! 480 00:44:29,784 --> 00:44:32,453 Hey. 481 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:37,041 You weren't in class. What are you working on? 482 00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:39,543 Porn. 483 00:44:40,837 --> 00:44:44,006 Good. I thought it was something creepy. 484 00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:50,846 You okay? 485 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:55,142 - I should probably... - Get back to your porn? 486 00:44:56,811 --> 00:44:59,063 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 487 00:45:53,743 --> 00:45:56,203 Get back, demons! 488 00:46:09,759 --> 00:46:10,926 No! 489 00:46:12,887 --> 00:46:17,599 Stop, stop, stop. Stop! Cut it! 490 00:46:18,893 --> 00:46:20,978 Come on! What the fuck, people? 491 00:46:22,397 --> 00:46:25,274 Fire. She's supposed to be on fire, not dribbling fucking smoke. 492 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,650 She keeps moving the squib. 493 00:46:27,443 --> 00:46:29,111 Hey, I do not. 494 00:46:29,237 --> 00:46:33,282 But Mr. Fireman here almost nearly burned off my extensions last time. 495 00:46:34,075 --> 00:46:38,078 Bugger this. Look! Get me some professionals, all right? 496 00:46:40,582 --> 00:46:41,582 Mr. Vincent? 497 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,834 Mr. Vincent? Hi, I'm from the Vegas Sun. 498 00:46:43,918 --> 00:46:45,294 We had an appointment today. 499 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:47,504 I don't think so. Speak to my guy. 500 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:50,090 No, we did. I'm doing that article, 501 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:51,675 "Vampires: Separating Myth From Fact." 502 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,093 Do you want a quote? 503 00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:56,180 That's a shit idea for an article. 504 00:46:57,098 --> 00:46:58,265 Look, please... 505 00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:03,437 Please, I need your expertise and you're the man on this stuff, so... 506 00:47:03,605 --> 00:47:05,105 I fucked her. 507 00:47:06,441 --> 00:47:07,441 Filthy! 508 00:47:09,986 --> 00:47:11,028 So, is this, what, 509 00:47:11,112 --> 00:47:12,613 your first assignment or something? 510 00:47:13,531 --> 00:47:14,615 Yeah. 511 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,953 I'm going to pop your cherry. 512 00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:23,999 Ginger! Bring him upstairs. You got 10 minutes. 513 00:47:31,966 --> 00:47:34,051 Wow! This is all his stuff? 514 00:47:34,177 --> 00:47:37,512 He started collecting tarots and Ouijas. Gateway stuff. 515 00:47:37,847 --> 00:47:41,141 Now scholars, they call him for answers. 516 00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:43,310 Those books, the forgotten texts, 517 00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:45,646 the Agrippa. He's read them all. 518 00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:48,649 No, don't touch anything. He's PMS-y today. 519 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:51,235 Sensitive little girl. 520 00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:55,155 Over there, that's haunted antiques. Cursed stuff! 521 00:47:56,324 --> 00:48:01,078 And that's Pete's honorary degree from LVSU. 522 00:48:01,996 --> 00:48:03,914 But he got it off the Internet. 523 00:48:08,503 --> 00:48:09,544 Fuck! 524 00:48:11,506 --> 00:48:13,257 The one and only. 525 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:19,012 - Midori me. - Midori yourself, douchebag. 526 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:21,265 - Fuck you! - Asswipe. 527 00:48:23,518 --> 00:48:24,935 Come on in. Come on. 528 00:48:39,909 --> 00:48:41,535 It looks like pee, but I'm hooked. 529 00:48:43,246 --> 00:48:45,414 - Do you want some? - I'm good, thank you. 530 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:48,917 No? Too much for you? Do you want a Shirley Temple? 531 00:48:49,043 --> 00:48:50,043 Uh... 532 00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:51,878 Sit down. 533 00:48:55,883 --> 00:48:56,883 So, 534 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:02,139 I'm the expert for your vampire thing? 535 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:05,392 They're all the rage. 536 00:49:07,895 --> 00:49:10,147 Leather, it doesn't breathe. 537 00:49:10,273 --> 00:49:13,483 Fucking rashes are fucking killing me. 538 00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:20,699 Shoot. 539 00:49:21,909 --> 00:49:24,119 Right. Well... 540 00:49:24,245 --> 00:49:26,538 Look, I know your show... 541 00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:31,084 I know your show is an illusion. 542 00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:32,502 Meaning bullshit? 543 00:49:35,214 --> 00:49:40,052 - Yeah, fair enough. - But say I wanted to kill a vampire. 544 00:49:41,971 --> 00:49:45,557 - Yeah, sorry. Go on. - How would I go about doing that? 545 00:49:45,892 --> 00:49:48,435 You want to know how to kill a vampire? Seriously? 546 00:49:48,561 --> 00:49:50,520 Yeah, kill a vampire. 547 00:49:50,646 --> 00:49:53,023 Well, let's think. 548 00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:57,069 You got fire, beheading. 549 00:49:59,238 --> 00:50:02,574 You can make him a big garlicky omelet. 550 00:50:03,284 --> 00:50:05,619 Or go traditional. Stake through the heart. Bam! 551 00:50:08,956 --> 00:50:11,375 Cool. So that stuff really works? 552 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,544 Well, maybe not the omelet. 553 00:50:16,506 --> 00:50:17,964 How the fuck should I know? 554 00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:25,305 I don't know. You have all this stuff, 555 00:50:25,431 --> 00:50:26,473 and you 556 00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,394 are "Peter Vincent: Vampire..." 557 00:50:31,938 --> 00:50:33,897 - I don't know. I'm not sure. - I read books. 558 00:50:34,023 --> 00:50:38,985 You think I'm hanging out with Dracula? And the Easter bunny? Fuck off. 559 00:50:42,031 --> 00:50:44,574 I'm sorry, but I have a personal interest in this. 560 00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:47,160 I think one of them got my friend. 561 00:50:48,121 --> 00:50:50,247 What? "One of them," meaning a vampire? 562 00:50:50,373 --> 00:50:53,166 Yeah. Jerry. He lives next door to me. 563 00:50:53,292 --> 00:50:56,545 Jerry? Jerry the vampire? 564 00:50:56,879 --> 00:51:00,173 Do you think I don't know how this sounds? 565 00:51:00,341 --> 00:51:04,970 Two days ago I would have laughed in my face, but it's really happening. 566 00:51:05,138 --> 00:51:07,514 I am so far down the rabbit hole. 567 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:12,602 I was in his house, or his lair, or whatever, and I got these pictures. 568 00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:14,980 - If you just look at them. - Okay. Get out. 569 00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:17,441 - No, please. - You're a nut job. Ginger! 570 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,943 I'm not! I know what I saw. 571 00:51:20,069 --> 00:51:21,987 No, you don't. Illusion, remember? 572 00:51:22,071 --> 00:51:24,114 People see what they want to see. This is... 573 00:51:24,198 --> 00:51:25,991 You don't collect this stuff. You don't have all this stuff 574 00:51:26,075 --> 00:51:28,535 if you don't believe, and I promise you, I can take you to him. 575 00:51:28,870 --> 00:51:30,412 I can show you what you've been waiting for... 576 00:51:30,538 --> 00:51:33,165 What, in Clark County, Nevada? Ginger! 577 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,958 That's a hotbed of supernatural activity. 578 00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:37,461 It is, though. It's genius. 579 00:51:37,545 --> 00:51:41,006 It's a transient population. People work all night, they sleep all day! 580 00:51:41,090 --> 00:51:42,424 Get this loser out of my sight, please. 581 00:51:42,550 --> 00:51:44,217 - Stop! - Whoa! 582 00:51:44,343 --> 00:51:47,554 He got my friend already! I am not crazy. 583 00:51:48,431 --> 00:51:51,766 I'm not. I don't want to know this shit. 584 00:51:51,976 --> 00:51:53,560 Please, just look at these pictures. 585 00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:57,063 Get the fuck out of my house! 586 00:51:58,274 --> 00:52:00,525 Time to go, doll. Come on. 587 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:24,508 Dude, is that Charley? What the fuck is he doing? 588 00:52:26,594 --> 00:52:27,886 It's paranoia. 589 00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:31,765 Once I thought I was being chased by carrots with machetes. 590 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:35,519 - I know! - Whatever, man. 591 00:52:35,645 --> 00:52:37,604 You guys are both ruining my high. 592 00:52:39,649 --> 00:52:42,526 Oh, shit! All right, ditch the weed. I'm cool. 593 00:52:49,408 --> 00:52:51,660 - Hey, guy. - Yeah? 594 00:52:54,413 --> 00:52:56,665 - Fuck... - Oh, fuck. 595 00:53:21,190 --> 00:53:22,232 Hey. 596 00:53:22,316 --> 00:53:23,858 - Hey. - Hey. 597 00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:29,906 The whole house looks like that show. Dark Shadows. 598 00:53:30,074 --> 00:53:34,244 Yeah. It's a gag for Amy. 599 00:53:35,121 --> 00:53:36,204 Long story. 600 00:53:37,999 --> 00:53:40,208 Don't, Mom, don't! Don't open it! 601 00:53:45,006 --> 00:53:46,840 How did you get in here? 602 00:53:46,966 --> 00:53:48,550 - It was unlocked. - Oh, my God. 603 00:53:48,676 --> 00:53:51,011 Mom, please, I told you to lock the door! 604 00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:52,137 Okay! 605 00:53:52,888 --> 00:53:55,974 You are flipping out. You're acting all weird. 606 00:53:56,142 --> 00:53:57,851 You're blowing everything off. 607 00:53:59,562 --> 00:54:00,645 Is that a stake? 608 00:54:02,565 --> 00:54:05,275 No. Maybe. 609 00:54:06,986 --> 00:54:08,069 Look. 610 00:54:08,237 --> 00:54:13,241 Even if you are losing it, you do not get to blow me off. 611 00:54:13,576 --> 00:54:16,036 You don't go from something to nothing overnight. 612 00:54:17,204 --> 00:54:21,041 You're not nothing to me, Charley, so whatever is happening, 613 00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:25,754 I would like you to talk to me, to tell me what is going on. 614 00:54:27,757 --> 00:54:29,591 Oh, man. Amy, look... 615 00:54:31,677 --> 00:54:33,970 I need you to just forget about me, okay? 616 00:54:34,889 --> 00:54:36,973 I'm not going to let you get hurt. I'm sorry. 617 00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,100 What? How? How am I going to get hurt? 618 00:54:46,108 --> 00:54:47,150 - Stay there. - I got it. 619 00:54:47,276 --> 00:54:49,819 No! Don't answer it. Please don't answer it. 620 00:54:49,945 --> 00:54:51,738 This is ridiculous, Charley. 621 00:54:51,906 --> 00:54:53,531 Jane, it's Jerry from next door. 622 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:56,076 Don't answer the door. 623 00:54:56,243 --> 00:54:58,203 This is my house. I will answer the door if I want to. 624 00:54:58,329 --> 00:54:59,371 But, Mom! 625 00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,164 Jane, I need to talk to you. 626 00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:05,210 Just hold on! 627 00:55:05,544 --> 00:55:07,921 Now. Your son is harassing me. 628 00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:09,964 - Charley, what is going on? - Listen to me. 629 00:55:10,091 --> 00:55:11,716 Whatever he says, he's going to try to slip... 630 00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:13,510 Jane, he broke into my house. 631 00:55:13,636 --> 00:55:14,803 Is that true? 632 00:55:14,929 --> 00:55:18,723 I'd rather not take this to the authorities, but I will. I have no choice. 633 00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:20,934 He's sick! He's deluded. 634 00:55:23,562 --> 00:55:24,854 Please. 635 00:55:28,109 --> 00:55:29,901 Go get the authorities! 636 00:55:57,763 --> 00:55:59,764 - Shit! - What? 637 00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,228 Wow. What is he doing? 638 00:56:05,312 --> 00:56:06,771 I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not good. 639 00:56:12,486 --> 00:56:15,238 We're all right as long as we stay inside 640 00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:17,741 because obviously he can't get in without an invitation. 641 00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:22,579 - Like a vampire. - Yeah, really, like a vampire. 642 00:56:24,165 --> 00:56:25,957 This is the joke for Amy, right? 643 00:56:26,041 --> 00:56:27,917 I can't believe you got Jerry to go along with it. 644 00:56:28,043 --> 00:56:29,085 Take this. 645 00:56:30,504 --> 00:56:31,546 Okay. 646 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:33,965 Vampire protection. 647 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:35,633 I don't think this is funny. 648 00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:40,263 Shit. 649 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:42,807 Hey. 650 00:56:44,018 --> 00:56:46,102 What the fuck is he doing to my yard? 651 00:57:09,168 --> 00:57:10,210 What's that? 652 00:57:32,191 --> 00:57:34,818 I don't need an invitation if there's no house. 653 00:57:34,944 --> 00:57:36,277 Come on. Come on! 654 00:57:38,405 --> 00:57:40,824 Get in! I'll drive. 655 00:57:45,204 --> 00:57:47,831 Jesus Christ, Charley, what the hell is going on? 656 00:57:48,791 --> 00:57:51,751 Mom, just go! Just gun it! Just go! 657 00:58:06,475 --> 00:58:08,268 - Is everybody okay? - Are you all right? 658 00:58:08,394 --> 00:58:09,435 Nobody's hurt? 659 00:58:13,274 --> 00:58:14,315 Look out! 660 00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:19,237 Are you all right? Amy, are you okay? You okay? 661 00:58:20,239 --> 00:58:21,698 - Jesus! - Mom, keep driving! 662 00:58:21,824 --> 00:58:22,907 What the hell is going on? 663 00:58:23,075 --> 00:58:26,703 This is seriously not okay, Charley! Who the fuck is this guy? 664 00:58:26,829 --> 00:58:28,705 Mom, I told you, he's a fucking vampire! 665 00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:31,416 - Enough with the vampires! - Really! 666 00:58:32,376 --> 00:58:35,169 Let's just calm down. I'm going to call the police. 667 00:58:37,131 --> 00:58:38,965 - I don't have any service. - I do. No. 668 00:58:39,091 --> 00:58:42,218 I hate the fucking desert! Now I have a psycho next door. 669 00:58:45,306 --> 00:58:48,308 Oh, shit. Charley, is this him? Who is this? 670 00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:52,937 Oh, man. Damn it. 671 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:54,772 - Oh, my God. - No. 672 00:58:54,857 --> 00:58:56,649 - Oh, my God. - Oh, no. 673 00:58:58,777 --> 00:59:00,361 God! What the fuck! 674 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:02,280 What is he doing? 675 00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:03,615 Charley, he's coming around the side. 676 00:59:03,699 --> 00:59:05,408 Keep going. Keep going. 677 00:59:05,784 --> 00:59:07,452 Jesus Christ. 678 00:59:07,786 --> 00:59:09,245 Shit. Look out! 679 00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,458 What does he want? 680 00:59:24,345 --> 00:59:26,387 - Oh, no. What do I do? - Hit him. 681 00:59:26,722 --> 00:59:28,014 - What? - Hit him. 682 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:30,683 - Mom, just hit him! - Charley, no! 683 00:59:31,477 --> 00:59:32,977 Just fucking hit him! 684 00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:37,899 - Don't stop. - Holy shit! 685 00:59:38,025 --> 00:59:40,109 - Just drive. Don't stop! - Oh, my God. 686 00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:52,455 - Do you see him? - No. 687 00:59:56,877 --> 00:59:58,461 - Did I kill him? - Hopefully. 688 01:00:11,892 --> 01:00:12,976 Mom. 689 01:00:15,437 --> 01:00:16,479 Oh, God. 690 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:23,820 No! That's his fucked-up vampire hand. Now do you believe me? 691 01:00:25,072 --> 01:00:26,114 Shit! 692 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,907 Keep driving, Mom! 693 01:00:32,997 --> 01:00:34,372 Oh, my God! 694 01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:37,125 Charley, fucking kick him! 695 01:00:37,876 --> 01:00:39,002 Shit! 696 01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:42,755 Get away from me! 697 01:00:48,387 --> 01:00:49,846 - Where is he? - I don't know. 698 01:01:00,816 --> 01:01:02,817 - Where is he? Where did he go? - Stay in the car. 699 01:01:07,823 --> 01:01:09,115 What the hell do you think you're doing? 700 01:01:09,491 --> 01:01:11,367 No! Stay in the car! 701 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:13,661 You stop in the middle of the road, you got a taillight out. 702 01:01:46,111 --> 01:01:47,153 No, Charley! 703 01:01:51,992 --> 01:01:53,034 Hey! 704 01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:54,786 Charley! 705 01:02:14,223 --> 01:02:15,264 Hey. 706 01:02:17,184 --> 01:02:19,185 Please go. It'll be all right. Go. Take her and go! 707 01:02:19,311 --> 01:02:21,187 Amy, take her and go! 708 01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:23,523 Catch you later. 709 01:02:25,609 --> 01:02:28,277 I repel you with the power of Christ the Lord. 710 01:02:28,987 --> 01:02:31,155 Do you? Really? 711 01:02:34,493 --> 01:02:37,245 That's a mighty big cross you got there, Charley. 712 01:02:37,996 --> 01:02:40,665 The question is, do you have faith? 713 01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:42,458 Get back! 714 01:02:44,378 --> 01:02:47,130 Not the cross. Not the cross, Charley. 715 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,343 Come here. 716 01:02:59,393 --> 01:03:01,727 You ever get a stake in the chest, Charley? 717 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,606 I have. It hurts. 718 01:03:06,441 --> 01:03:07,692 But they missed the heart. 719 01:03:08,026 --> 01:03:10,236 It's right here, Charley. 720 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:13,072 Easy measurement. 721 01:03:13,699 --> 01:03:15,575 You shouldn't have been so nosy. 722 01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,797 - Mom! - Mrs. Brewster! 723 01:03:30,132 --> 01:03:31,340 Her head. 724 01:03:35,429 --> 01:03:36,470 - You got her? - Yeah. 725 01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:54,322 - Charley... - Hang on! 726 01:04:31,818 --> 01:04:34,153 Good show tonight, right, babycakes? 727 01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:37,156 You were late again on "The Devil's Torture Chamber." 728 01:04:37,658 --> 01:04:39,158 I have something for you. Look. 729 01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:44,413 You were early again in the bedroom. 730 01:04:44,498 --> 01:04:45,665 Fuck you! 731 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:48,626 I will fuck myself. Someone's got to do it. 732 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:29,542 We won't be up all night. 733 01:05:30,544 --> 01:05:32,545 Honestly, it's really not a party. 734 01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:36,340 Sit tight. We might have a few more questions for you. 735 01:05:36,550 --> 01:05:38,009 - Okay. - Mom? 736 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:41,220 I love you. Bye. 737 01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:49,061 They only asked a couple of questions. We should be okay. 738 01:05:49,229 --> 01:05:52,148 I don't know. I think maybe you should've said something to the police. 739 01:05:52,691 --> 01:05:56,736 Like what? "This vampire moved in, borrowed a six-pack of Bud, 740 01:05:57,070 --> 01:06:00,239 "ate a stripper and blew up our house because we wouldn't invite him inside." 741 01:06:01,366 --> 01:06:04,744 Last time I called the cops, they nearly all went to Chili's together. 742 01:06:07,581 --> 01:06:08,581 Okay. 743 01:06:13,211 --> 01:06:14,545 This is my fault. 744 01:06:16,423 --> 01:06:18,257 You didn't make any of it happen. 745 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:22,219 Ed came to me, and I turned my back on him. 746 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:25,097 How were you supposed to believe him? 747 01:06:25,265 --> 01:06:27,266 I mean, he begged me. 748 01:06:28,393 --> 01:06:29,685 I mean, he really... 749 01:06:31,396 --> 01:06:32,688 And he was my best friend. 750 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:37,777 I know, but, Charley, people, they change. 751 01:06:38,111 --> 01:06:40,279 Yeah, and I just changed into a dick. 752 01:06:41,239 --> 01:06:42,948 I figured my dweeb past 753 01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:45,743 wasn't really going to be very popular with the ladies, so I... 754 01:06:47,412 --> 01:06:49,413 Oh. Are you trying to say this is my fault? 755 01:06:55,087 --> 01:06:56,796 I just really wanted you to like me, that's all. 756 01:06:58,090 --> 01:06:59,298 Charley, 757 01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,635 I knew you were a dweeb. 758 01:07:03,637 --> 01:07:08,057 Do you think I wanted some dude like Mark? Or Ben? 759 01:07:08,141 --> 01:07:09,225 No. 760 01:07:10,477 --> 01:07:13,312 I like you. Because you're different. 761 01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:19,235 It didn't hurt that your skin cleared up. 762 01:07:20,654 --> 01:07:21,779 Thanks. 763 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,453 - Hello? - I can help you. 764 01:07:30,163 --> 01:07:31,497 My place in one hour. 765 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:34,959 We're going to see the Peter Vincent? 766 01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:38,963 It's underwhelming, believe me, but he's what we've got. 767 01:07:40,006 --> 01:07:41,841 Mom's very religious. 768 01:07:49,015 --> 01:07:51,016 I'll tell you what I know, but that's it. 769 01:07:51,852 --> 01:07:52,935 Right? 770 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:58,441 Don't expect me to join your little Scooby gang. Sit down. 771 01:08:00,152 --> 01:08:01,694 Whatever you got, I'll take it. 772 01:08:04,698 --> 01:08:06,323 That insignia you showed me. 773 01:08:08,535 --> 01:08:10,870 It's a species that originated in the Mediterranean. 774 01:08:11,872 --> 01:08:14,707 They nest in the earth. And they kill slowly. 775 01:08:16,001 --> 01:08:18,043 They keep their victims alive for days. 776 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,005 Snackers. 777 01:08:21,715 --> 01:08:24,675 And they turn everyone? They change them into... 778 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:25,968 Yeah, I got it. 779 01:08:26,052 --> 01:08:29,013 They're tribal by nature. He could be trying to turn them all. 780 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:31,140 Replenish his ranks. 781 01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:33,642 How do we kill these guys? This tribe. 782 01:08:33,727 --> 01:08:35,978 You two? You don't. 783 01:08:38,064 --> 01:08:41,650 It's a strong breed. You're going to need an army. 784 01:08:44,488 --> 01:08:46,572 Hang on. Sorry. Sorry. 785 01:08:49,826 --> 01:08:51,076 - Hello! - Mr. Vincent? 786 01:08:51,411 --> 01:08:53,496 - Yes! - You have a delivery. 787 01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:55,039 All right. Send him up. 788 01:08:55,749 --> 01:08:57,166 Ginger, we've got a delivery! 789 01:08:59,044 --> 01:09:01,086 I'm watching my programme! You get it! 790 01:09:01,421 --> 01:09:04,381 You're TiVo-ing it, you lazy cow! Come on! 791 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:10,930 Shit. Douchebag. 792 01:09:12,057 --> 01:09:13,516 Hi, doll. 793 01:09:14,768 --> 01:09:18,854 EBay. I order things late at night when I've had a few cocktails... 794 01:09:18,939 --> 01:09:20,898 So, yeah, some nice stuff. 795 01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,900 Wait a minute. You get deliveries this late? 796 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,109 Yeah. 797 01:09:27,781 --> 01:09:29,073 No. I don't know. 798 01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:32,576 Oh, shit. No. You said that guy could come in. That's a... 799 01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:34,370 An invitation, airhead. 800 01:09:35,914 --> 01:09:37,790 Hey, Mr. Vincent, package for you. 801 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:39,792 Fuck! 802 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,794 One second, guys. Business call. 803 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:44,964 Hello. Oh, yeah. 804 01:09:45,090 --> 01:09:48,968 No, I'm looking at them right now. Yeah, come on up. 805 01:09:50,136 --> 01:09:52,137 He's actually quite modern. 806 01:09:52,264 --> 01:09:55,057 Jerry dispensed with all that "master" stuff. 807 01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:57,726 Ed, if you have a problem, just keep it with me, okay? 808 01:09:57,811 --> 01:10:01,814 Oh, do I got a problem. You let him get to me. 809 01:10:02,941 --> 01:10:04,483 You let him turn me into this. 810 01:10:08,488 --> 01:10:09,780 Stay away, demon. 811 01:10:09,906 --> 01:10:11,740 Is that itsy-bitsy little sticky for me? 812 01:10:11,825 --> 01:10:13,659 It's a crucifixion nail. It's lethal to you. 813 01:10:13,827 --> 01:10:16,745 Yeah. That's old school. Nice! 814 01:10:16,913 --> 01:10:19,665 You're going to have to get pretty close to use that thing, though. 815 01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:27,673 Oh, no, you don't. 816 01:10:27,841 --> 01:10:28,924 Come on! Let's go! 817 01:10:35,015 --> 01:10:36,515 Holy shit! 818 01:10:37,851 --> 01:10:39,476 You took my arm! 819 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:42,980 Are you enjoying your panic room, master of darkness? 820 01:10:43,148 --> 01:10:45,524 God, you are such a pussy. I love it! 821 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:47,526 Come on! 822 01:10:50,864 --> 01:10:51,864 Oh, my God. 823 01:10:53,533 --> 01:10:55,951 - Oh, my God. - Amy, listen to me. 824 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:59,455 There's more than one way out, and there's a million things to fight with. 825 01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:01,290 We're going to be okay. All right? 826 01:11:01,374 --> 01:11:03,542 - Yeah. - Trust me. Come on. 827 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:07,880 Come on! 828 01:11:11,176 --> 01:11:12,384 Damn it. 829 01:11:14,012 --> 01:11:16,388 Give it up, Chuck. 830 01:11:17,682 --> 01:11:20,809 If you hadn't turned out to be such a dick, 831 01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:22,978 I might have tricked you out. 832 01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:25,356 We could have rocked this evil shit together! 833 01:11:27,067 --> 01:11:28,567 Sign in, please. 834 01:11:29,152 --> 01:11:33,030 Sign in, all right? Hey! I'm talking to you. 835 01:11:34,532 --> 01:11:35,908 I need you to sign in. No exceptions... 836 01:11:49,547 --> 01:11:52,508 I expected more of a fight from you, Brewster. 837 01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:55,678 Girl's made you lazy in the head. 838 01:11:57,055 --> 01:11:58,514 Pussy will do that. 839 01:12:00,767 --> 01:12:03,394 I can hear you breathing. 840 01:12:04,938 --> 01:12:07,189 It's really fucking cool. 841 01:12:09,776 --> 01:12:11,735 I can feel you. 842 01:12:12,904 --> 01:12:14,571 I can taste you. 843 01:12:16,449 --> 01:12:17,533 You're so... 844 01:12:21,287 --> 01:12:22,371 Fuck! 845 01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:24,081 Come on! 846 01:12:27,127 --> 01:12:28,877 Not so fast, Chuck. 847 01:12:33,133 --> 01:12:34,800 We got some catching up to do, my friend. 848 01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:38,637 Amy, go. Amy, please go! 849 01:12:45,812 --> 01:12:49,940 It's just you and me now, buddy. Mano a mano. 850 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,817 Let's do this. 851 01:12:55,989 --> 01:12:57,781 Nice weapon there, Squid Boy. 852 01:12:58,158 --> 01:12:59,199 Ed... 853 01:12:59,325 --> 01:13:01,076 Not going to do you much good, though, 854 01:13:01,161 --> 01:13:03,954 because I'm a goddamn killing machine. 855 01:13:16,468 --> 01:13:18,510 Come on. It's like you're not even trying. 856 01:13:46,873 --> 01:13:48,373 I'm so glad you're here. 857 01:14:08,853 --> 01:14:09,937 Werewolves. 858 01:14:16,402 --> 01:14:17,528 Vampires. 859 01:14:40,093 --> 01:14:42,553 Bone is a motherfucker, Chuckles. 860 01:14:44,597 --> 01:14:45,889 It's hard to cut. 861 01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:53,689 Is this weird for you? 862 01:14:53,773 --> 01:14:55,732 Because I'm feeling really homo right about now. 863 01:15:01,739 --> 01:15:02,906 Fuck! 864 01:15:13,293 --> 01:15:14,918 Bimbo's got some juice. 865 01:15:25,096 --> 01:15:26,138 Jerry's here. 866 01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:31,810 Do it, Charley. 867 01:15:34,022 --> 01:15:36,481 Charley, do it now! 868 01:15:48,828 --> 01:15:51,121 It's okay, Charley. It's okay. 869 01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:05,052 Come on. I found the stairs. We have to go. Come on. 870 01:16:06,846 --> 01:16:07,846 Come on. 871 01:16:29,035 --> 01:16:30,077 Shit. 872 01:16:41,047 --> 01:16:42,047 Come on. 873 01:16:42,924 --> 01:16:45,592 Wait. He can't kill us, not in here. 874 01:16:45,718 --> 01:16:49,179 Really? Look around. Do you think any of these people are going to notice? 875 01:16:50,723 --> 01:16:52,015 - Oh, shit. - Oh, God. 876 01:17:09,075 --> 01:17:11,410 It's tequila mad T-shirts! 877 01:17:19,752 --> 01:17:23,630 - Amy! - Charley! 878 01:17:24,757 --> 01:17:37,644 Amy! 879 01:17:41,607 --> 01:17:42,607 Charley! 880 01:17:43,276 --> 01:17:44,317 Amy! 881 01:17:46,946 --> 01:17:48,780 Now that is what I'm talking about! 882 01:17:48,948 --> 01:17:51,116 Can you help me? Please? 883 01:17:55,955 --> 01:17:57,873 Charley's going to come. He's gonna find me. 884 01:17:57,957 --> 01:17:59,249 I'm counting on it. 885 01:18:00,668 --> 01:18:03,754 You'll see. You just need a taste. 886 01:18:08,968 --> 01:18:10,218 It could be like a dream. 887 01:18:21,272 --> 01:18:22,314 Amy! 888 01:18:23,483 --> 01:18:25,275 - How did you get in here? - Listen, man! Listen to me! 889 01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,944 He's dangerous. You have to help me. That guy's going to kill her. 890 01:18:28,780 --> 01:18:30,781 Yeah, she looks to be liking it, then. 891 01:18:30,948 --> 01:18:32,991 No, man. Listen, you don't understand! 892 01:18:43,461 --> 01:18:44,503 Attagirl. 893 01:18:48,341 --> 01:18:51,176 - ID, then you can... - I don't have ID! There's no time! 894 01:18:51,511 --> 01:18:53,678 Amy! Amy! 895 01:19:06,692 --> 01:19:08,777 Amy! No! No! 896 01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,948 No! Amy! 897 01:19:31,551 --> 01:19:33,552 Shit! How did you get in here? 898 01:19:33,886 --> 01:19:37,180 Security is a little lax since everybody got their throat torn out. 899 01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:39,141 You, too? Has he turned you? 900 01:19:40,351 --> 01:19:42,060 Check your monitor, man. 901 01:19:48,985 --> 01:19:52,571 I don't know if Amy's alive or dead or turned, but he got her. 902 01:19:54,073 --> 01:19:57,159 I'm going to end him, or he's going to end me. 903 01:19:57,243 --> 01:19:59,578 That's how it's going to be, and you're gonna come with me. 904 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:07,002 Don't you understand this yet? There will be no fighting. 905 01:20:07,086 --> 01:20:09,337 There will only be surviving. 906 01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:11,923 - Maybe. - Really? 907 01:20:12,049 --> 01:20:13,508 You think if you live and we all die, 908 01:20:13,593 --> 01:20:15,260 you'll be able to get us out of your head? 909 01:20:16,053 --> 01:20:19,347 No, I know I won't. I never could after the first time. 910 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:22,434 So I told myself I made it up. 911 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:27,939 I was a kid. Figured it was easier to believe in monsters. 912 01:20:30,443 --> 01:20:31,568 Made what up? 913 01:20:34,572 --> 01:20:37,115 The vampire that killed my parents, 914 01:20:38,117 --> 01:20:39,409 but not me. 915 01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,872 You think I collected all this stuff because it was bitching? 916 01:20:44,582 --> 01:20:47,542 Come with me. We'll go in at dawn. He's got to rest some time. 917 01:20:48,961 --> 01:20:53,298 The only reason I survived the last time is because I had the sense to hide. 918 01:20:54,050 --> 01:20:57,302 If you want to be a dead hero, good for you. I'm out. 919 01:20:59,430 --> 01:21:02,474 You think I'm a coward. I'm not. I'm a realist. 920 01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:06,269 So you just bail on people. 921 01:21:07,271 --> 01:21:10,815 Hey, I get it. My dad was like that. 922 01:21:10,983 --> 01:21:14,319 But I don't want to live till tomorrow if you're the kind of man I'm going to be. 923 01:21:20,326 --> 01:21:22,160 Hang on. Wait. 924 01:21:26,123 --> 01:21:27,415 Blessed by Saint Michael. 925 01:21:29,669 --> 01:21:33,338 You kill your vampire with this, it's supposed to change his victims back. 926 01:21:37,176 --> 01:21:38,843 Maybe you can still save your girlfriend. 927 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:42,180 If it's for real. 928 01:21:44,350 --> 01:21:45,684 You got a plan? 929 01:21:46,769 --> 01:21:48,270 There's no guarantee he'll be sleeping. 930 01:21:48,354 --> 01:21:50,522 To stake him, you got to get close. 931 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,360 Torch him. 932 01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:59,114 A vampire on fire is not thinking clearly. 933 01:22:00,533 --> 01:22:04,494 If he's on fire, how do I get close enough to stake him? 934 01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:12,669 Fuck. 935 01:22:53,377 --> 01:22:54,753 I'm going to kill a vampire. 936 01:22:56,213 --> 01:22:57,756 Good for you. 937 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:51,142 Amy! Amy! 938 01:23:52,645 --> 01:23:54,979 - Amy! Amy! - Charley! 939 01:23:55,147 --> 01:23:57,649 - You all right? - Hey. Yeah. 940 01:23:57,817 --> 01:23:59,818 - Hang on. I'm going to get you out. - Hurry. 941 01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:06,282 Shit. Shit. 942 01:24:08,994 --> 01:24:10,578 Amy! Amy? 943 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:15,458 - Fuck! - Sorry. 944 01:24:18,170 --> 01:24:20,088 I guess I don't want to be a man like me, either. 945 01:24:25,136 --> 01:24:26,344 Let's kill something. 946 01:24:29,515 --> 01:24:31,474 Floor trap. I use them all the time. 947 01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:33,518 What do you think is down there? 948 01:24:34,353 --> 01:24:35,645 There's only one way to find out. 949 01:24:36,522 --> 01:24:38,189 You're going down? 950 01:24:38,315 --> 01:24:42,026 See that? Like a great date. You get me drunk, I'll try anything. 951 01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:06,217 Peter. Peter. 952 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:25,028 Oh, shit. I may not be drunk enough for this. 953 01:25:31,577 --> 01:25:32,911 After you. 954 01:26:10,950 --> 01:26:11,991 Help! 955 01:26:17,414 --> 01:26:19,082 You know this is a trap, right? 956 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,334 I'm counting on it. 957 01:26:49,363 --> 01:26:50,446 Fuck! 958 01:27:03,252 --> 01:27:04,544 She's all yours. 959 01:27:09,341 --> 01:27:11,175 Look at you, all grown up. 960 01:27:13,554 --> 01:27:15,221 Welcome to Fright Night, 961 01:27:17,516 --> 01:27:18,975 for real! 962 01:27:25,733 --> 01:27:27,066 Oh, fuck. 963 01:27:31,196 --> 01:27:32,739 You've got your mother's eyes. 964 01:27:36,452 --> 01:27:38,077 And your father's aim. 965 01:27:40,956 --> 01:27:41,998 Better. 966 01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:43,916 Fuck! 967 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:47,962 Amy! 968 01:28:07,399 --> 01:28:08,441 Ow! 969 01:28:12,571 --> 01:28:13,738 Really? 970 01:28:16,742 --> 01:28:18,242 A pebble? That's it? 971 01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:26,167 Oh, shit. 972 01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:47,188 Fuck! 973 01:28:50,192 --> 01:28:53,319 You know you should have saved me, Charley. 974 01:28:54,321 --> 01:28:56,989 There's still time. All right? 975 01:29:04,581 --> 01:29:06,999 He's inside me now. 976 01:29:26,270 --> 01:29:27,687 Fucking eBay! 977 01:29:31,984 --> 01:29:34,152 I'll be the best you ever had. 978 01:29:34,278 --> 01:29:37,196 The only you ever had. 979 01:29:39,575 --> 01:29:43,995 Charley, we could be together forever. 980 01:30:02,139 --> 01:30:03,181 Shit! 981 01:30:21,366 --> 01:30:23,326 - You missed. - I know. 982 01:30:54,983 --> 01:30:57,026 - How you holding up? - Oh, fucking great. 983 01:30:59,071 --> 01:31:01,364 - Mark? - You're dead now, asshole. 984 01:31:07,287 --> 01:31:08,538 What were you thinking, Charley? 985 01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:13,584 That you were just going to walk in here with your little crossbow 986 01:31:13,710 --> 01:31:16,712 and put to bed 400 years of survival? 987 01:31:17,047 --> 01:31:19,423 No, Charley. Not likely. 988 01:31:21,343 --> 01:31:22,885 You smell that? 989 01:31:24,596 --> 01:31:25,888 It's your fear. 990 01:31:29,393 --> 01:31:30,685 It's intoxicating. 991 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:35,690 It's a very specific scent, Charley. 992 01:31:48,412 --> 01:31:50,454 Amy's scent, 993 01:31:51,707 --> 01:31:54,542 now that was exquisite. 994 01:31:55,752 --> 01:31:59,213 It's all gone now, Charley. 995 01:32:02,384 --> 01:32:04,135 She's something, isn't she? 996 01:32:05,721 --> 01:32:08,389 I have to thank you for bringing her to me. 997 01:32:09,766 --> 01:32:12,685 Well, she makes me feel young again. 998 01:32:14,688 --> 01:32:15,855 I'm smoking. 999 01:32:16,189 --> 01:32:18,190 Yeah, you're turning. 1000 01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:21,402 You can't stay there forever, Charley. 1001 01:32:22,404 --> 01:32:25,364 The sun's got to go down, but we can wait. 1002 01:32:37,544 --> 01:32:38,669 That's rough. 1003 01:33:05,656 --> 01:33:06,781 Got a light? 1004 01:33:15,499 --> 01:33:16,624 That's your plan? 1005 01:33:18,502 --> 01:33:20,461 Actually, it's your plan. 1006 01:33:26,885 --> 01:33:27,927 Fuck. 1007 01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:24,692 Fuck you! 1008 01:34:35,245 --> 01:34:37,621 Charley! In the heart! 1009 01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,759 Charley? Charley, come on. 1010 01:35:31,885 --> 01:35:33,719 Come on, Charley! 1011 01:35:33,845 --> 01:35:36,263 Charley, come on. Come on, come on. 1012 01:35:36,389 --> 01:35:37,723 Wake up. Wake up. 1013 01:35:38,809 --> 01:35:40,643 Come on, you little prick. 1014 01:35:42,187 --> 01:35:43,229 Charley! 1015 01:35:57,119 --> 01:36:00,955 Hey. 1016 01:36:03,041 --> 01:36:04,208 You okay? 1017 01:36:06,086 --> 01:36:07,169 Yeah. 1018 01:36:08,839 --> 01:36:09,964 Are you? 1019 01:36:13,885 --> 01:36:15,219 Yeah, I'm all right. 1020 01:36:19,057 --> 01:36:20,224 You little shit. 1021 01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:24,854 Next time you're going to use my plan, give me a heads-up first. 1022 01:36:34,030 --> 01:36:35,489 That was a fucked-up night. 1023 01:36:57,053 --> 01:36:58,179 Are you sure? 1024 01:37:00,056 --> 01:37:01,098 Yeah. 1025 01:37:08,481 --> 01:37:09,690 One second. 1026 01:37:12,027 --> 01:37:13,152 Hello? 1027 01:37:13,486 --> 01:37:15,863 It's me. Just checking in. What are you up to? 1028 01:37:20,619 --> 01:37:21,660 Nothing, nothing. 1029 01:37:21,786 --> 01:37:23,621 - What are you doing? - Just did a little shopping 1030 01:37:23,747 --> 01:37:25,623 - for the new house. - Shopping? Nice. 1031 01:37:25,749 --> 01:37:29,251 Something actually just came up, and I have to go. 1032 01:37:29,586 --> 01:37:30,628 You okay? 1033 01:37:30,754 --> 01:37:32,546 Yeah, I'm good. Are you all right? 1034 01:37:32,672 --> 01:37:34,673 Yeah, monster free. 1035 01:37:34,799 --> 01:37:37,426 Good. Monster free is good. I'll talk to you later, okay? 1036 01:37:37,510 --> 01:37:38,594 Okay, bye. 1037 01:37:40,430 --> 01:37:42,723 If you're naked, I'm absolutely going to look. 1038 01:37:42,849 --> 01:37:44,767 Dude! Dude! 1039 01:37:44,893 --> 01:37:49,104 I know. Sorry. I left my phone. 1040 01:37:49,439 --> 01:37:51,899 I'm not looking. I promise. See? 1041 01:37:52,025 --> 01:37:55,653 I can't see a thing. All right. That's it. I'm out of here. 1042 01:37:55,820 --> 01:37:58,155 It's all yours. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1043 01:37:58,490 --> 01:37:59,990 That doesn't narrow it down. 1044 01:38:00,116 --> 01:38:03,118 There's, like, mini golf and sushi. Carry on! 1045 01:38:06,206 --> 01:38:09,500 Will you promise me, now we'll finally be alone? 1046 01:38:10,168 --> 01:38:11,502 I promise. 1047 01:38:11,628 --> 01:38:14,588 - Promise? - I promise, promise, promise.