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Pra, ne rregul. Shikoni gjith kete
bukuri, bora e bardhe po bie.

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Krishtlindjet gati po vijne

3
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...dhe  Hanika fillon sonte.

4
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Eshte koha me e bukur e vitit.

5
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Nuk shkoni ne shkoll, ju mund Te hani 
nje derr dhe njerzit ju bejne dhurata.

6
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Vetem qe te ndihesh mire dhe kjo eshte 
e mbaruar.

7
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Por e dini kete?

8
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Jan disa klloun qe nuk sillen mire
Ne fest ate vitit.

9
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Dhe duke pare qe njerzit 
Tjere kenaqen ne festime...

10
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...behen me te neveritur.

12
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...Jeton pikerisht ne Duckesberin e vjeter.
Quhet Dajvi Stone.

13
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Tani po ushqehet ne China Dragon...

15
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Kater pjata gafore ne pese minuta?
Ky eshte record I mire I restaurantit.

16
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Pra,do ta thej edhe nje record 
Guksima m� e madhe .

17
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Pergezime. Tani, Tani me falni 
Sa te shkoj te bej nje dush.

18
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Nje kohe ,Dejvi ishte nje super student,
Nje super baketbollist...

19
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...shum I embel, femije shum I mir dhe 
Drita e syve te prinderve te tij.

20
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Tani, ai eshte vetem 33 vjeqar
Qifut I qmenden...

21
00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,147
...i cili jeton ne kete qytet per 
Ta bere kete qytet te mjere...

22
00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,758
...Ne naten spiciale te pare 
Te hanikas.

25
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Se besoj qe do ti japesh
Makines sonte,Stone

26
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Jo,oficer.Po I them vetem naten
E mire makines time...

27
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...q� po shkoj� ne shtepi 
Dhe te kenaqem me dekorimet.

28
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Degjo, e dashur. Me duhet t� t� l�
Vetem sonte...

29
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...por mos u merzit, do kthehem t�
T� marr neser ne mengjes.

30
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Tani, sillu mire,
Dhe mos qendro deri naten von�.

31
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Naten e mir�.

32
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N� rregull, zem�r. Por ta b�jm� shpejt.

33
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Oh, zemer!

34
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T� p�lqen kur ta b�j k�shtu?

35
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Sepse mund ta beje gjithe naten 
keshtu.

36
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E �mb�l.

37
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PO, je kaq e �muar.

38
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T� dashuroj, makin�.

39
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Ai h�ngri 4 pjata me gaforre dhe 
Piu sa mujti!

40
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-�far�?
-Ai iku pa paguar!

41
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Oh, dreq.

42
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Kapeni.

43
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Kthehu ketu, mor budall!

44
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Dikush ta ndaloj at�!

45
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?. . . ?

46
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?. . . ?

47
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48
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?. . . ?

50
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?. . . ?

51
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?. . . ?

52
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?. . . ?

53
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?. . . ?

54
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?. . . ?

55
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?. . . ?

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57
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?. . . ?

58
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?. . . ?

59
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Urrej dashurine

60
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Urrej ty

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Urrej veten

62
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?. . . ?

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?. . . ?

64
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?. . . ?

65
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?. . . ?

66
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?. . . ?

67
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68
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Urrej dashurine

69
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Urrej ty

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Urrej veten

71
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?. . . ?

72
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Urrej dashurine

73
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Urrej ty

74
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Urrej veten

75
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Davey Stone, ti sje asgje 
Por fajtor!

76
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Stone, qfare e keqe eshte tek 
Ti ?

77
00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:26,783
Te kam quar ne shkollen reformiste,
Dhe ne psikiatri,

78
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Por asnjera nuk ndikoi me mire 
Tek ti

79
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Ti ishe nje djal I mire...

80
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...luaje per basket per Jewish Community 
,me gjuajtjen me te mire e pare ndonj�her

81
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Ndershmeria juaj.Une kam akoma 
Gjuajtje te mire.Me ler ta tregoj.

82
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Bera 3-piksh.por nuk I desha 
Pantollat.

85
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Ndershmeria juaj.nese eshte e mundur
Tju nderpres per nje moment.

86
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Qfare greqin ishte kjo?e desgjoi kush 
Kete , a po qmendem une?

87
00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:07,721
Jo. Z.Chang. Jam une Uajti Duvall

88
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Dhe I kenaqur ne naten e pare te
Hanikas.

89
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Une sjam Qifut.

90
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As un sjam qifut.Por nuk ndaloj te 
Kenaqem me pushimet.

91
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Uajti.Ne kemi biseduar edhe dy
Muaj me perpara.

92
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Eshte viti I fundit qe referon 
Ne ligen e basketit.

93
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Ti je duke hyre ne te 70-tat 

94
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Dhe kompania jon e sigurimeve 
Nuk lejon qe te referosh m�

95
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Jo,Jo,Jo.

97
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Ti e sheh.E di q� ky djalosh 
Kohe m� p�rpara. . .

98
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...kur kishte moral

100
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Pse jo ky mund te behet ndihmes-
Rrefer i imi.

101
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Kam pare shum femije te gjalle 
Dhe gjentellmena

103
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Po e nese kjo do te ndodhte me Stonin,
Kjo do te oshte nje mrekulli.

104
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Jane krishtlindjet.Gjithqka mund te ndodh 
Ne kete periudh te vitit.

105
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Uajti, nese ti do te punoje 
Me kete klloun zoti do te bekonte .

106
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,396
Por Z.Stone qfare te thote Uajti do te besh.

107
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Dhe nese ti behesh prap I keq . . .

108
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...Do te dergoje ne burg me jo 
Me pak se 10 kokrra(vjet)

109
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Gezuar pushimet

110
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Oh, Zot.

112
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Paq fat, Uajti. Ti do ti nevojitesh

114
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Mos pashe dy mace persiane 
Ne prapanicen t�nde?

115
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Mendoj se po me vje per te 
vjell.

116
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Sirena te punon, Provo me dritat.

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Okej.

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Nj�. Dy.

120
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E majta 40,e djathta 36...

121
00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,282
...ne sherbimin tuaj.

122
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Yjak.

123
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Tani me trego I ke bere
Nxemjet para se te luash.

124
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Jo,me ler ti bej tani.

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1. 2. 3.

126
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4. 5. 6.

127
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Ne rregul mos harro edhe 
kembet.

128
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Sigurisht qe Uajti se kuptonte
Qfar po bente Stone.

129
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Ai ka mbetur mbrapa me kohen 
Mendon se Viagra eshte ujvare

130
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Por atje eshte nje gje qe duhet
kuptuar.

131
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Votat per rreferimin mete mire 
Te vitit.

132
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Mendoj se eshte viti yt Uajti.

133
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Qfare.Mos eja ketu me keto 
Kepuce te renda.

134
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Mire.Do referoj vetem ne �arapa.

135
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Vetem duhet te jete kohe e lojes.

136
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Mos e le te shtyp butonin Uajti.

137
00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,189
Per qfare je duke pritur?

138
00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,352
-Eja pra.Driblo!
-Nxito!

139
00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,132
A nuk do ti japesh faull?

140
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Okej.

141
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,203
Faull per kete djalin qe ha 
�ka i sheh syri.

142
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Kane me ta pru ni jelek t�grave
per festa.Okej?

143
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Ai vetem po tallej me ty
Tike cica te lezeqme.

144
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-Debil!	!
-ldiot!

146
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Me knaqesi!

147
00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:01,893
Ai eshte vetem shtrir� ne dysheme.
Me kriz.

149
00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,440
Mos u frikso.

150
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,131
Mos po k�rcen (break dance)?

151
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:16,078
Kjo ishte.Loja mbaroi.Askush nuk deshiron 
te shikoj nje burre kur eshte duke vdekur.

152
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,410
Skuadra e Fetit humbi sepse un pata deshir
Te shikoj ate djalin duke qare.

153
00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,985
Deshiroj te flas me ty ne zyren time.

154
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,825
Qfare dreqin po bejeme se shtepi t�mallnave?

155
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,122
Te nevojitet te pastrosh kete mendje.

156
00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:35,664
Dhe per mua eshte vendi me I mire .

157
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,425
Qfare te mire ka ky vend?

158
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,596
Q�te duash? Gjithqka.
Do nje pal qorapa?

159
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,971
Shoku im, Z. Foot Locker,
Do te te ndroh kemben.

160
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,838
Te nevojiten zbukurime?

161
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:52,313
Pershendetje, Sharper lmage. Falemnderit
Per kombinimin pogo sticklclock radio.

162
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:55,112
Une veqoj, The Body Shop, the Tie Rack...

163
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,118
...GNC, RadioShack...

164
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,783
...Petland per nje mace ose dy,
Spencer's Gifts per mut fallc te qenit...

165
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,690
...Sbarro's, Dunkin' Donuts,
Ato jane thjest me te mirat.

166
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,865
Dhe mos e haro pulen e portokallt
te Panda Express.

167
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,501
Por nese nuk ke para...

168
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,467
...dritarja e dyqanit eshte gjithmone
Pa para

169
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:18,543
E kishe planifikuar kete apo 
E bere aksidentalisht?

170
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,441
Po kjo ishte e pazakont

171
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,137
Ndoshta ti je i krisur.

172
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:26,045
Shojme te hajme diqka te lehte 
dhe te bisedojme.
Akej?

173
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,750
A nuk je ti djalosh?

179
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,681
Aje gati te bashkohesh me mua,djalosh I madh

180
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,923
Shaka e jotja kjo, perpjekje e bukur. 
Une s�mund te lexoj.

181
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,856
Shperndarje speciale per Uajti Duvall,
Krofne me sheqer.

182
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,759
Perdite ajo e bene per mua kete
Je shume e sjellshme.

183
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,866
Motra ime binjake eshte diabetike...

184
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:21,631
...dhe per hire te saj nuk ha produkte 
Me sheqer.

185
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,536
Kjo eshte me suprizen qe te pelqen ty.

186
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:28,441
Mos me thuaj qe eshte me krem.

187
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,406
Eshte me krem!

188
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,914
Hubba-bubba!

190
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,759
Pse po mshefesh aty?

191
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,053
Eshte ne rregull, zemer. Foli Uajtit.

192
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,096
Qkemi, Uajti. Une mora nje dhurat tjeter
Per hanika.

193
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:50,234
Wow, Benjamin, Loje me pulla.

194
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,131
Eshte  Game Boy, idiot.

195
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,239
Me falni, Se njoh tefnologjine
moderne

196
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:59,901
Por tregoja Dejvid per kete.

197
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,570
Naten e Pare, Mora nje top basketi
Dhe disa xinxalla.

198
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,580
Naten e dyte,Nje makine 

199
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,480
Dhe sonte , Mora kete.

200
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:12,623
Wow. Ndoshta naten e katert dota sjellin 
nje mut te madh ne krevat.

201
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,258
Faleminderit per fjalimin,
psikopat.

202
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,987
Eja dhe mendihmo ti pastrojme 
tavolinat.

203
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:22,065
-Tung, Uajti.
-Shihemi ne ndeshje neser.

204
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:27,271
Kopshtet e te dashures suaj
Jane vertet te sheqerosura.

205
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,101
Foull teknik! foull teknik!

206
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,507
Ajo eshet nje zonje, dhe ti nuk duhesh 
Ti flasesh ne kete menyre!

207
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:34,770
Qetsohu.

209
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,450
Pranveren e kaluar u bene 13 vjet
Qe u nda nga burri...

210
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,282
...i cili ishte njohur ne kompjuter

211
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:49,792
Ajo jeton e vetem me djalin e saj.

212
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,519
Ajo eshte e lire?

213
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:55,530
Ti e pate ate para 20 
vjete.

214
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,031
20 vjet?

215
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,033
Mos ishte Xhenifer Friedman?

216
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,900
Jam I habitu qe e njohe.

217
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:09,307
Hej, Xhenifer, Do vish ta shohesh
Dukes of Hazzard pas loje?

218
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,846
Kjo eshet e madhe 10-4, Dejvi.

219
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,040
Hej, Dejvi.

220
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,651
Buzqesh mama deshiron et beje nje foto.

221
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,880
Palemnderit, I dashur.

222
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,886
Nese prinderit e mi flejne heret
Eja ne bodrum.

223
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,626
Enderro.

224
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,423
Ata te dy bejne nje qift te 
bukur.

225
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,166
Se di kur ishe me budalla 
Athere apo sot.

226
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,703
Mire mbrema, Z. Stuey Duhy.
Duke blere harxh?

227
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:39,003
Po. E kemi rregulluar babadimnin 
Prej akulli ne qender.

228
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,578
Falemnderit q� e rrenove statujen e akullit,
Stone.

229
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,271
S�e bera per ju.
E bera per grate.

230
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,508
PO,e drejt.

231
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:51,850
Po flisje me ate se kush mund te 
Jete fituesi per kete vit...?

232
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:55,755
Kjo eshte se qyteti per kend voton
Mund te jesh ti mund te jem une ose ndokush.

234
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,758
Happy holidays, your excellence.

235
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:04,527
Naten e mire, major! Dhe pergjja
Per pytjen tende eshete Spencer's Gifts.

236
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,229
Aty definitivisht ka veshje te mbrendshme.

237
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,369
Ti je I treash

238
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:16,105
E degjove kur tha majori
''Mund te jesh ti''...

239
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,249
...Ai e tha e menyre te 
sinqert, apo...?

240
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,079
Akoma je me kete muhalifin
per kete kete qmim ?

241
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:27,123
Eshte vetem banket prestigjoz
Ku jepet qmimi me I miri .

242
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,260
A mund ta imagjinosh?

243
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,223
S�do te kerceje me mua

244
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:37,096
Ne banketin all-star?

245
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,737
Do te beheshim kaq te padashur

246
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:46,003
N� ate Banket 

247
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:50,605
Te gjith ne qytet po e shikojne 
m�t� mirin

248
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:54,411
E nderuara Znj.Evan me 
Tre gjokse

249
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,579
Eshte nje nate kur behen te barabarta

250
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:03,421
Kur ndihesh me gati me 5-3 kembe!

251
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:07,655
Ata qeshen ,ata kercyen 
Derisa u pshurren

252
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:12,963
Shkaktoi qe te gjith allstarat 
Te presin per mua

253
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,936
Mund te me qosh ne shtepi tani?

255
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,948
Te gjitha ato fjale qe u kenduan
ishin nga bota e Uajtit.

256
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,519
Ai duhet mbajtur mend
per punen qe kryen...

258
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,623
A mund ta fajsosh ate?

259
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,061
Si  I ha ato kirrika?

260
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,962
K�rc dhe t� shijshem.

261
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:50,700
Qesharake , Se mbaje ne mend qe 
pagove ndokund.

262
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:53,309
D.M.TH. qe I vodha.

263
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,813
Qetsohu, djale!

264
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,719
Kaq ishte do ta therras gjykatsin.

265
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,981
Shko thirre. Une do te nisem me te parin autobus jasht.
Une s�do shpenzoj 10 vjet ne burg.

266
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,024
ndoshta une dote marr me vete.

267
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,664
Mos u tall me gjatesine time.

268
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:16,164
Pse? Ti je me I shkurt se une ?
Se kasha vene re.

269
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:19,000
Me ul posht! Me ul posht !

270
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,331
Dhe dil nga makina ime .

271
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:26,603
Oh jo do me flakesh jashte 
po une mberrita more Idiot!

272
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,571
Flm per gjiro, budalla.

273
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,045
Ishte mi rte beja gjiro me ty.

274
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,742
Dhe te premtoj qe do bej me ty gjiro
perseri .

275
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,589
Po ta fal ksajhere, Stone.

276
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:43,624
Por heren qeter, Nuk do te fal.

277
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,068
A ke rere ose krip per gure aty?

278
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,108
Me nevojitet nje terheqje.

279
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:04,440
''A ke rere ose krip per?
'Se me nevojitet nje terheqje--''

280
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,877
Oh mbylle!

281
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,453
Te pakten te me kishte dhene nje 
te shtyre.

282
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,510
--Po e mbyllim kete kanal 
per tju uruar gezuar hanikan...

283
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,145
...Naten e mire.

284
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,281
Boo!

285
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,630
Hej!

286
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,606
A mund te me ndihmoni, kaprroj ?

287
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:17,513
1. 2. 3!

288
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,648
Flm ,shume , djema .

289
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,487
Sju bent e ndiheni mire...

290
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,993
...Kur disa kaprroj ndihmojne 
nje vozites ne nevoje?

291
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,497
Por Uajti duhet te ngutet...

292
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,931
...Sepse motra e tije, Eleonora,
behet nervoze kur ai vonohet.

293
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,935
Uajti, Ku ishe ?

294
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:38,805
Ti ke ardh 1 ore e 51 minuta 
me vone se herat e tjera.

295
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,344
Mora ne telefon ne arkiv.Por me than
qe kishe dalur prej atje

296
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,649
Isha I interesuar te flisja 
me Majorin.

297
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:51,187
Majorin?Ai qe me vodhi 
paruken?

298
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,082
Eleonor, Kjo ka qen 45 vjet me pare

299
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,658
E mbaj mend mir prej ateherit.

302
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:06,600
oh vella eja ti lajm� kembet 

303
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,167
Pozicioni I pare. Pozicioni I dyte.

304
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,840
Shihemi m� vone, er�.

305
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,346
Vetem mos maj shpres shume 
per pranimin.

306
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,883
Une mund te kujdesem per veten ,
Eleanore. Me beso.

307
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,877
Kur ju vendosni shum drita ne 
shtepin tuaj shtepia jote doket si L.Vegas...

308
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,446
...Dhe do te keni fature te shtrejte te rrymes.

309
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,016
Dhe do te dilni vullnetar
per ne ligen e basketit...

311
00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:01,592
Pra uajti I vjeter zgjohet 
qdo mengjes te kryej pune te...

312
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,591
...ndryshme per te siguruar te ardhmen
per vete dhe Eleonoren.

313
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,054
Me mire tani, djema?!

314
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,734
Eshte e shtrembur,Ktheje ka e dhjatha

315
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:10,925
U be.

316
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,029
Whoops.

317
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:25,173
Po shikoj nje gomar te pako.

318
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,278
Shkojme te pijme kafe.

319
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,582
Mund tju ndihmoj per diqka?

320
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,919
Nese pastron banjat dote jap nje dollar.

321
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:39,419
U tha U be
eshte mire te bej biznes me ju

322
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,478
Eshikon kur pine qfare
ndodhe.

323
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:05,646
Shkon te flesh Dukesberry,
Dhe zgjohesh Pukesberry.

324
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,222
Pukesberry.

325
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,485
Hej. Qfare po ben--? Jo!

326
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:27,235
Me e keqja ndodhi.
Jam I mbuluar me jashtqitje.

327
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:32,614
Kjo ishte per ty.Per hak, 
Prit t� t� sp�rkas.

328
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:41,655
Qelb m� von�, xhuxh.

329
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:47,357
Je bastard I gjeneruar.

330
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,193
E di , jam.

331
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,447
Ndihme te vogel, ju lutem.

332
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,060
Me xiglim.

333
00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:18,956
ata po e xiglojne.

334
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,697
Patet te drejt.Ata jane te shpifur

336
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:31,435
l thought you could use a refresher
course on b-ball rules and regulations.

337
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:35,806
-Ti je I krisur.
-Tek e fundit, Ti pine, Ti humb�.

341
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:51,486
His mom had to do a double shift so l'm
watching him till she can get here.

342
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,632
Now, both of you cop a squat
next to me and let's observe.

343
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:00,136
Kape! Kape!

344
00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:02,805
Faull! Topi yn�.

345
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:06,205
Shiko,Ajo nuk ishte faull.
Ishte bllok aktual.

347
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:13,242
Oh vertet? Ata te dy nuk mund 
te maten me mua.

348
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:18,913
Mos e degjo Benxhamin ai nuk mund
te luaj m�.

350
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:27,265
Mund ti mpsht keta dopsira sikur t�
kisha edhe ty ne skuader

351
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,990
Do me pelqente ta shoja k�t�

353
00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:34,333
Ai vetem po tallej, djema.
Nuk po flisnim me ju

355
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:42,005
Nese ne fitojme do hani mbathjet 
e mia.

356
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,512
Jo.Ai nuk luan me basket.

357
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:48,551
Un luaj por nese fitojme ju do hani 
mbathjet e atij.

358
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,891
I pari qe ben 5 fiton. Ne me bluza.

359
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:59,123
Oh, djal. do luajme pa mbathje?

360
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,900
Spot e shoh pa bluze, najmun-niri.

361
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,034
Vetem pasoma topin.

362
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,898
ne rregull, majmun.

363
00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:12,371
Ne rregull.Uajti.mos driblo shum 
paso�

365
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,712
Orangutan, Je duke luajtu jo duke rreferuar.

366
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:22,051
Ka te drejt. Gjeje hapsiren.

367
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,546
E gjeta!

368
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:30,725
Driblo dhe sheno.

369
00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:35,832
Oh, jo.

370
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,836
A vdiqe ksaj here, I vjeter?

371
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:45,441
Une gjithmon ushqej macen 
ne mengjes...

372
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:48,043
...Z.Adilson.

373
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,305
Okay, ai eshte I padobishem.

374
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,576
Edhe nje gje.

375
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:01,319
Mace e mire. Mace e bukur.

376
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:03,927
Ej djalosh, si e ke emrin?

377
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:05,119
Benjamin.

378
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:06,955
Ti je hyre. Shkojme.

379
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,923
Ndrove plakushin me nje fmi?

380
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,131
Kjo po behet me e trishtuar.

381
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,207
Po e shoh. Topi juaj.

382
00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:17,432
Oops.

383
00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:18,769
Sjom fort I mire.

384
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:22,936
OK. Vetem qendro kur te them une 
gjuaj ti gjuan.

385
00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:26,911
Filloj.

386
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:29,951
Shum mire, Benny.

387
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:31,480
Paqit fat, dopsira.

388
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,258
-Po e kap.
-Hej!

389
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:37,958
Hedhe.

390
00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:41,292
po vie !

391
00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:45,492
Kjo ishte djal.Ngjitju.

392
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,132
Yeah!

393
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:51,740
Duhet me shume rrespekt per fmin.

394
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,638
Vetem luaj.

395
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:04,649
Ku po shkoj baby?
Ku po shkoj baby?Oh, kercitje. Oh,kercitje.

396
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:06,686
-Mbaje.
-Jam ne te.

397
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,885
Eshte I gjithi I yti, mik.

399
00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:15,897
1. 2.

400
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:17,895
3.

401
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:21,199
-Do fitosh a po jo?
-Qysh jo m�r.

403
00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:25,840
Saga vazhdon.

404
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,112
Jo ksaj here, xhuxh.

405
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,353
Hej, Shiko se qfar kam une.

406
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,225
Yeah, mbajteje e bukur.

407
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,826
Qfar gjuajtje.

408
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:48,830
Un e quaj
Gjuajtja-hani-mbathjet-trapa.

409
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,009
Mbaje ate tani. Mbaje ate tani.

410
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,440
Ku po shkon tani?

411
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,844
Sip o I ben ato?

412
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,011
Oh, djal.

413
00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:08,949
Futu ne kosh, Ben.

415
00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:14,054
Bam!

416
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:16,220
Mbylle!

417
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:19,225
Edhe nje kosh dhe do hani mbathje 
djema.

418
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,567
Le ti qojme ne shtepi.

419
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,372
Ti je I preferuari im, Beni.

420
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,082
Whoa, I vogli lverson.

421
00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,021
-Kalo te Stoni!
-Kape!

422
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:48,722
futu mbrenda, Beni.

423
00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,053
Qfar po ndodh?

424
00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:53,395
-Jo!
-Oh, Beni!

425
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,065
Po tallesh!

426
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,257
Yeah!

427
00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:59,363
Tani thuaju ate qe te mesova.

428
00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:02,868
Hani mbathje, bitch!

429
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:04,500
Benjamin!

430
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:10,775
Mos fol kurr me ate gjuhe kuptove?

431
00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:12,277
Me fal.

432
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,109
Ai vetem sapo kenaqej.

434
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:21,824
Nj� Dejvi Stone
eshet mjaftueshem ketu.

435
00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:27,387
Gishti im eshte ne gojen tende, maqok...

436
00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:30,829
...por spo ti shoh dhembet

437
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,661
Shkojme , Benjamin.

438
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:38,401
Pse po i hani ato?

439
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,912
Ti e di, mamaja ime ste ka fort 
per qef.

440
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,243
Ti e di, une se dua veten 
me shume.

441
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,682
Knaqsi te luaja me ty, mini-Shaq.

443
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,960
How could they let that guy
work with kids?

444
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,296
Giving me those nasty eyes.

445
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:08,462
l was being nice to her kid.

446
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,001
They should have locked
him up for good.

447
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:14,074
At least she was looking at me.
That felt all right.

448
00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:16,671
Why can't he just be like he used to be?

449
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:22,844
It all seems so long ago

450
00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:26,181
Young and happy don't you know

451
00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:29,849
Down by the creek I would show

452
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:33,029
Fireflies to that girl

453
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:36,634
But that was back when he was nice

454
00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:40,201
Before my warm heart turned to ice

455
00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,863
My sister's wig once had lice

456
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,307
But that was long ago

457
00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:51,140
The schoolyard's where we were

458
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,874
The first time I kissed her

459
00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:56,712
He thought he got some tongue

460
00:30:56,921 --> 00:31:00,254
But it was only retainer

461
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:03,119
Eleanore's bra is a trainer

462
00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:06,556
Well, over there's my family home

463
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:10,224
And the woods we used to roam

464
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:13,836
The only time I had
sex was on the phone

465
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,528
But that was long ago

466
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:18,566
I carved our names upon that tree

467
00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:23,372
I loved him and he loved me

468
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:27,142
My darling wife was once a he

469
00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:30,378
But that was long ago

470
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,556
He'd always whisper in my ear

471
00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:37,091
But then I started drinking beer

472
00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:42,598
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer

473
00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:48,530
Now he's just a loner and a liar

474
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,538
And my trailer's caught on fire

475
00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:52,733
Fire?!

476
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,208
Oh, my God!

477
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,748
Be careful!

478
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,298
Maybe it's some kind of sign.

479
00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:21,996
After all, Chanukah is
the festival of lights.

480
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,208
l should stick you on
a twig and roast you.

481
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:29,471
Just get back in my car. You'll stay
with me and my sister for a while.

482
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,341
l ain't living with you buffoons.

483
00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:35,143
What other options do you got, Mr.
Rockefeller?

484
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,494
-Hello?
-Hi, is Ophelia there?

485
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:52,225
-Ophelia who?
-Ophelia Hiney.

486
00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:55,099
Oh, feel my hiney?

487
00:32:55,606 --> 00:33:00,771
You hoodlums better bring my
wig back! l know it was you!

488
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:15,691
lt's a home-invasion robbery!

489
00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:20,956
Take whatever you want, but please
don't chop my legs off!

490
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,395
lt's okay, Eleanore, it's okay.

491
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:28,071
Whitey, thank God you're here. We're
being robbed by a lunatic.

492
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:31,537
Mister, if you're going to kill us, take
off your wet shoes.

493
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,075
They're soaking the carpet.

494
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:38,137
Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new
partner.

495
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:43,411
The criminal?! Did he force you to
bring him here so he could molest you?

496
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:50,051
His home just went up in flames. So l
invited him to stay with us for a while.

497
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:57,563
Okay, but l'm making an inventory...

498
00:33:57,735 --> 00:34:00,568
...of every single item in this house.

499
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:01,829
Fascinating.

500
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:07,103
Look! He already stole something.
He's hiding it in his jacket.

501
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:09,836
l didn't steal this.
lt's a card my parents gave me.

502
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,812
So why don't you go stay with them?

503
00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:14,008
They died.

504
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,742
My bad.

505
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:19,951
Here's to you guys for letting me
crash over.

506
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:25,059
Alcohol in our house?
This is never going to work.

507
00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:30,198
lt will. We just need to set some rules
so Davey knows how we do things here.

508
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,130
l'm scared.

509
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:36,705
Look. You gotta understand it's just
been me and Eleanore for 67 years...

510
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,240
...so she gets nervous around
strangers.

511
00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,435
l wouldn't show that picture to anyone...

512
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:44,376
...or they may try to take you two back
to the laboratory.

513
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,842
Listen. We got rules in this house...

514
00:34:47,051 --> 00:34:50,487
...and you better follow them or you'll
find yourself out of here.

515
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,750
This might be harder than l thought.

516
00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:59,861
If you're coming from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet

517
00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,895
That's a technical foul

518
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:06,933
If you switch the radio to some
''Modern'' music show

519
00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:09,436
That's a technical foul

520
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:14,577
If you don't shut the door

521
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:18,010
After using the 'frigerator

522
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,151
That's a technical foul

523
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:24,821
A technical foul

524
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,453
If you touch the thermostat

525
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:29,023
You'll get hit with a bat

526
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,024
'Cause that's a technical foul

527
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,923
You will feel my wrath

528
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,464
-If your hair clogs the drain
-You'll know the meaning of pain

529
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,430
'Cause that's a technical foul

530
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,763
I'll show you no mercy

531
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,532
Ho! This is such bullshit

532
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:47,473
In this house we say ''bullspit''

533
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,647
Or it's a technical foul

534
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:52,415
A technical foul

535
00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:56,417
Let me get this straight. You expect me
to change my lifestyle in one night...

536
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:59,523
...because you guys are a couple of
psychotic control freaks?

537
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:02,215
-You got it, bub.
-Or you can go rot in the gutter.

538
00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:05,224
-lt's up to you, Yankee Doodle.
-l don't want to do that...

539
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:08,956
...but let me run a few questions by you
so l don't screw up accidentally.

540
00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:13,670
If I don't spray Lysol
After moving a bowel?

541
00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:15,736
That's a technical foul

542
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:21,143
If I decide to wash my ass
With your monogrammed towel?

543
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:24,246
-That's a technical foul
-Please, say ''hiney.''

544
00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:28,574
If I make fun of your crazy feeties

545
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:31,754
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes

546
00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:34,083
That's not only a technical foul

547
00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,988
But possibly a homicide

548
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,165
Can I sleep past 3?

549
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,096
If you do, you'll get a T

550
00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:48,670
-Take a whiz in those flowers?
-I'll say, ''Hit the showers''

551
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,104
-Use this horn as a bong?
-Adiqs, Tommy Chong

552
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,971
Make some long-distance calls?

553
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,874
You'll get a kick in the balls
Oops!

554
00:36:57,081 --> 00:37:00,175
Can I walk around with
My morning erection?

555
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,478
If you want an automatic ejection

556
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,350
'Cause that's a technical foul

557
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:09,526
But I'd like to see it anyway

558
00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,253
Just kidding.

559
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:16,522
There are certain rules
Which apply in one's life

560
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,397
With your sister, friends
Or imaginary wife

561
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:24,199
I can't believe I haven't killed myself

562
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:28,401
Here with Wigs McGee and the furry elf

563
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:31,741
They took my wig

564
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:36,077
I remember the look in their eyes

565
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:39,415
I guess I'll have to deal
With your demands

566
00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:43,559
But please don't touch me
With your alien hands

567
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:47,390
I got no right to growl

568
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,158
The whistle, she's on the prowl

569
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,898
Without my wig, I look like an owl
Hoo! Hoo!

570
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,835
-Oh, my God.
-Don't laugh at her.

571
00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:00,943
Or it's a technical foul

572
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:04,546
A technical foul

573
00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:05,910
A technical foul

574
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,753
Davey will have to make the best of this.

575
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:21,498
-l guess l got to make the best of this.
-See. I told you.

576
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:26,797
But that shouldn't be too hard for him.
Even loners need company sometimes.

577
00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:30,571
Shaving the chest.

578
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,939
Nobody needs a uni-brow.

579
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,871
This is going to scare her silly.

580
00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:39,276
Yeah, it is.

581
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,850
Peanuts for me?

582
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:56,726
-Wish we were taller, Eleanore?
-l can't reach the cobwebs.

583
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,229
-Thank you, Davey.
-No problem, Eleanore.

584
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,248
Good one, Eleanore.

585
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:17,182
-Here you go.
-Thanks. Have a good day.

586
00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:24,423
Good luck, old man.

587
00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:31,326
Now l can understand wrapping
the cornmeal around the hot dog...

588
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:34,368
...but why the heck would they shove
this stick in here?

589
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:37,871
l'm getting exhausted
trying to cut around it.

590
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:41,669
You're supposed to hold the stick
and just eat the corn dog off of it.

591
00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:45,010
How futuristic.

592
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,649
Oh, my God.

593
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:50,685
Zip up or you'll catch a throat cold.

594
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,651
Thank you.

595
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:56,023
Hey, Benny!

596
00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:59,526
Nice game against Saint Catherine's
today. How many buckets you score?

597
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:00,721
Fourteen.

598
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,025
You're gonna be league-high scorer, kid.

599
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:05,666
You just got to keep your elbows in.

600
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,531
That's my man.

601
00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:19,305
Hey, you two, just doing circles.

602
00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:23,719
Oopsy-doodle!

603
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,418
Yeah!

604
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,216
l haven't done that in a while.

605
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:35,092
Maybe l'm so excited about the banquet
tonight, it's giving me extra oomph.

606
00:40:35,332 --> 00:40:40,326
You'll extra-oomph yourself right into
another seizure if you don't calm down.

607
00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:43,802
He'll be all right. How'd you get
so good on the ice, anyways?

608
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:47,637
ln the '50s l reffed youth hockey
for a couple of seasons.

609
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:51,337
Until a wrist shot caught him in the
back of the skull.

610
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:54,483
Nothing a little metal plate couldn't fix.

611
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,845
He was in a coma for three months.

612
00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:59,282
l needed the rest anyway.

613
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,626
Could l get a lift from you, partner?

614
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:06,820
Sure.

615
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:14,131
So, Davey, did you play the hockey
when you were a child?

616
00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:16,363
No, hockey players get up too early.

617
00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:20,668
This guy's sport always was and
always will be basketball.

618
00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,243
Back in '81 ...

619
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,847
...he was the star of what is still
known to this very day...

620
00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:28,678
...as the JCC miracle game.

621
00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:29,977
Oh, my.

622
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,782
The JCC was down by 2 4 points.

623
00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:35,890
The bad news is we stand no chance
of winning this game.

624
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:40,187
The good news is it's Chanukah, so
you'll all get presents tonight anyway.

625
00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:41,956
Speaking of presents...

626
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,533
...our parents come to all our games
even though we always lose.

627
00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:47,031
So l was thinking...

628
00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:51,197
...maybe tonight we could try to win one
for them. You know, as a gift.

629
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:54,776
The only way that'll happen is if you
take all the shots.

630
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,775
Well, if you guys don't mind....

631
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,381
-lt's okay with us.
-Go for it. You got it.

632
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:01,140
Let's win!

633
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,080
Where are your parents, anyways?

634
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:08,183
l don't know. Hopefully, out
getting me an Atari.

635
00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,364
All right, Davey!

636
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,542
-Come on!
-Let's go!

637
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:40,449
We'll take that.

638
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,388
Not today.

639
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:56,032
That kind of shooting makes me
want to do the robot dance.

640
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:07,748
Nice story. You can stop now.

641
00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:11,444
No, no, go on. Whitey, l'm mesmerized.

642
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,351
Can we just go? l'm cold.

643
00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:17,459
l want to hear what happens next.
lt's like a fairy tale.

644
00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:22,588
Unfortunately, this fairy tale
doesn't have a happy ending.

645
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,972
Davey was wondering
where his parents were.

646
00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:42,016
Turns out they were on their way
to the ball game...

647
00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:47,519
...when a truck hit a patch of black ice
and swerved into oncoming traffic.

648
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:52,525
Mr. and Mrs. Stone tragically
couldn't get out of the way in time.

649
00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:55,521
I couldn't believe something
that horrible...

650
00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:59,031
...could happen to a kid that nice.

651
00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:03,330
He walked right through that door
and into foster home after foster home...

652
00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:06,271
...until his 1 8th birthday.

653
00:44:08,846 --> 00:44:13,715
Oh, my. You poor, poor boy.
What in heaven's name did you do?

654
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:15,213
Let's just get off of this.

655
00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:18,012
He didn't know how to handle it.

656
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:22,283
What 1 2-year-old kid would?
He basically shut down.

657
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:38,931
Davey, l'm so sorry.
l don't know what to say.

658
00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:41,577
There's nothing to say.
My parents are dead.

659
00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:44,679
Happy Chanukah.
Now, leave me alone.

660
00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:51,085
That's the saddest story l've ever heard.

661
00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,499
l'm out of here.
l don't need this sympathy crap.

662
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:06,897
Maybe it's time you stop running
from your emotions.

663
00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:09,262
l'm not. l'm running from two crybabies...

664
00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:12,465
...who won't shut up about something
that isn't their business.

665
00:45:12,676 --> 00:45:15,668
You know, l read recently
in Reader's Digest...

666
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:19,747
...that people who let themselves cry
when they're hurting...

667
00:45:19,983 --> 00:45:22,247
...are often stronger than the people...

668
00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:25,786
...who try to hold all their pain inside.

669
00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:29,390
Did you read about a deformed referee
who spends 35 years...

670
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,425
...trying to win some stupid patch...

671
00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:34,587
...so he can pretend people
actually like him?!

672
00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:37,062
Which month was that in?

673
00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:39,265
Take that back.

674
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,700
lf they have an award for the
freakiest looking fraternal twins...

675
00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:46,365
...who no one even gives a crap about,
you two are definitely winning.

676
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,444
But that patch thing ain't ever
gonna happen for you...

677
00:45:49,613 --> 00:45:53,777
...because the truth is, nobody
in this town even knows you exist!

678
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,746
You're an animal.

679
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,080
And you're bald!

680
00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:00,621
Not again!

681
00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:04,922
You're not welcome in my house.

682
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,926
Good, your house sucks!

683
00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:10,328
Do you have to be nasty to everyone
who tries to help you?

684
00:46:10,634 --> 00:46:11,726
That's my problem.

685
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,435
He just a no-goodnik.

686
00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:19,472
And l am the real Kristi Yamaguchi.

687
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:27,277
Wow. Just when you started to really
like Davey, he has a butthole relapse.

688
00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:30,850
Hey, fellas.

689
00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:33,648
You know, Eleanore really does
look like an owl.

690
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:35,982
Sorry.

691
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,924
Cheer up, Eleanore.
Let's just get ready for the banquet.

692
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,798
lt doesn't hurt to smell nice. Does it,
fellas?

693
00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,666
You're a good deer.

694
00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:56,142
Let's try the red wig. And please,
don't crap on my carpet.

695
00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:01,215
Well, while Whitey and Eleanore
are getting ready for the banquet...

696
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:04,377
...the moron is having
a party of his own.

697
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:07,212
And when people get in the state
that Davey's in...

698
00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,586
...they do really stupid things...

699
00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:12,160
...like go to a mall that's obviously
closed...

700
00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:15,854
...to yell at a woman who's obviously
not there.

701
00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:19,493
Shut up!

702
00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:25,238
Jennifer!

703
00:47:26,243 --> 00:47:27,676
Jennifer!

704
00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:31,312
What's the matter with the way l live
my life? Huh, Jennifer?!

705
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:35,246
Where are you?! Home reading
your baby boy a bedtime story...

706
00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:39,182
...while he sucks his thumb
and goes pee-pee on his blanket?!

707
00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:40,981
Horseshit!

708
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:45,525
Look who finally showed up.
We've been waiting for you all night.

709
00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:46,990
Who said that?

710
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:49,529
l said that. Everybody wake up!

711
00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:51,256
This is not a rehearsal.

712
00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:52,832
Numb-nuts is here.

713
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:55,160
Roger on that. Over.

714
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:57,272
Let's do this, people.

715
00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:00,271
Just let me put my teeth in.

716
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,843
How do you like your java?

717
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,639
With a shot of whiskey.

718
00:48:05,849 --> 00:48:08,409
Let's try it black instead.

719
00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:10,551
That burns!

720
00:48:10,754 --> 00:48:13,587
Wake up, kids.
Our hot and sour friend is here.

721
00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:16,654
We're coming!

722
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:20,260
lt's about time you got here.

723
00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:22,193
l've been tossing and turning.

724
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:24,799
l know. l was watching you.

725
00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:27,460
l mean, me too.

726
00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:29,763
What the heck is happening right now?

727
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,306
Something that should have happened
20 years ago.

728
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,975
Time to cry, Davey. Over.

729
00:48:34,211 --> 00:48:36,372
What? Get out of here. l'm leaving.

730
00:48:36,613 --> 00:48:39,946
You can run from Whitey,
but you ain't gonna run from us.

731
00:48:41,451 --> 00:48:45,615
We all heard what happened
At the skating rink today

732
00:48:45,789 --> 00:48:50,692
When Whitey brought up your sad past
You snapped and walked away

733
00:48:50,994 --> 00:48:56,227
Well, maybe they're onto something
That you should give a try

734
00:48:56,466 --> 00:49:01,062
Go ahead and let it out
And have yourself a cry

735
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:03,466
Let it out, Davey

736
00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:06,141
Shut your wooden mugs

737
00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:08,834
Let it out, Davey

738
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:11,707
Would you check out her bezugs

739
00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:16,147
You want me to deal with pain
Well, ''Cheers'' is what I say

740
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,516
This here stuff just numbs the pain
It don't make it go away

741
00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:23,851
You try to act so tough

742
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:26,528
But you just live a lie

743
00:49:26,763 --> 00:49:31,723
Why don't you show your feminine side
And have yourself a cry

744
00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:34,495
Let it out, Davey

745
00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:36,603
I'll pour you down the sink

746
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,741
You gotta do it, Davey

747
00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:42,377
Y'all can bite my dink

748
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:49,479
You labels and logos are wasting
Your time making me sit here

749
00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:54,680
'Cause nothing you can say or do
Will make me shed a tear

750
00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:57,349
He possesses a strong spirit

751
00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:59,358
And won't let down his guard

752
00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:02,191
So now we'll bring in the big gun

753
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:05,660
His beautiful Chanukah card

754
00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:09,364
Take it, Davey. lt might have money in it.
Over.

755
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:21,716
Happy Chanukah to our wonderful son

756
00:50:22,152 --> 00:50:24,780
You fill our lives

757
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:28,157
With joy

758
00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:31,319
Don't ever change

759
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:34,724
The way you are

760
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,233
You beautiful

761
00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:42,733
Twelve-year-old

762
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:45,874
Boy

763
00:50:55,419 --> 00:50:56,909
Breaking and entering.

764
00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:59,749
l knew you'd screw
up eventually, Stone.

765
00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:03,915
-l'm sorry.
-Save your sorries for the judge.

766
00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:13,629
This is embarrassing.

767
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,976
-Come on, guys.
-Okay, sweetheart.

768
00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:29,343
Don't be sad, Mom. l can be your date.

769
00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:32,118
You should let me be your date.

770
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:38,122
l may be dirty and smelly,
but in the dark, l'm just smelly.

771
00:51:39,296 --> 00:51:42,288
Well, thank you, but he asked first.

772
00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:46,124
Oh, my God. Slow down.
Come on. l'm scared.

773
00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:49,864
Hey, why are we stopped now?
What are you doing? What's going on?

774
00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:52,405
Who's out there?
Do we need to call the police?

775
00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:55,907
Don't worry, Eleanore. l promise
you'll have a good time.

776
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:59,674
All right, brother. Let's go win this thing.

777
00:52:06,156 --> 00:52:11,093
You look like Audrey Hepburn if she was
four feet and weighed 300 pounds.

778
00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:12,886
Thank you.

779
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,591
Watch the ice, Eleanore. Don't slip.

780
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,892
lt's all good, Whitey.

781
00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:22,836
Eleanore Duvall? ls that you?

782
00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:24,530
Why do you want to know?

783
00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:26,264
What can we do you for, bub?

784
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:29,411
l've been waiting to see your sister
for many years.

785
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:32,409
Are you the kid who stole my wig?

786
00:52:32,616 --> 00:52:35,107
Yes, l'm Eli Wolstan...

787
00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:38,913
...and l've always felt bad about being
so thoughtless when l was young.

788
00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:41,056
So l wanted to return this to you.

789
00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:42,719
Thank you.

790
00:52:45,362 --> 00:52:46,420
Feel better?

791
00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:48,854
One more thing.

792
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,061
Now l feel better.

793
00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:00,203
At least this one make me look pretty.

794
00:53:02,312 --> 00:53:06,510
Attention all officers. Davey Stone is
on the loose.

795
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,755
Last bus to New York
City now boarding.

796
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:29,866
Whitey, they were giving out lobster
bibs in the bathroom.

797
00:53:30,073 --> 00:53:34,772
That's not a lobster bib, Eleanore.
That's a germ protector for your tushy.

798
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:38,344
Okay. Well, l'll use it here.

799
00:53:40,784 --> 00:53:43,582
My hiney is germfree and l love it.

800
00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:48,017
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
l'm Mayor Stuey Duhy.

801
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:50,557
l'd like to welcome you to the
35th annual...

802
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,593
...youth league basketball
all-star banquet.

803
00:53:56,933 --> 00:54:00,869
For those of you celebrating Christmas
tomorrow, merry Christmas.

804
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,732
Merry Christmas.

805
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:05,898
For those of you celebrating
the eighth night of Chanukah...

806
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,737
...happy Chanukah.

807
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,909
Happy Chanukah.

808
00:54:11,948 --> 00:54:13,438
Going to the Big Apple, son?

809
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,412
Yeah.

810
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:16,779
Business or pleasure?

811
00:54:17,621 --> 00:54:18,645
Freedom.

812
00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:22,085
l see. You're one of them
hippie-dippy fellas.

813
00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,455
Everyone knows l like to start
these events with a joke.

814
00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:28,460
But l've been so busy at the hardware
store this year...

815
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:33,534
...l've had no time to think of a great
one. But l thought of this driving here:

816
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:34,930
Knock, knock.

817
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:36,605
Who's there?

818
00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:39,435
-Don't you.
-Don't you, who?

819
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:42,635
Don't you wish l hadn't been so busy
at the hardware store...

820
00:54:42,846 --> 00:54:45,144
...and had more time to think
of a great one?

821
00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:15,177
Mom, l didn't get that one.

822
00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:18,836
l don't think anybody did.
People just try to be nice to the mayor.

823
00:55:19,382 --> 00:55:22,010
lt's gonna be a good night.
Let's get to it.

824
00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:26,484
The award for most impressive growth
goes to a kid who began at 4-foot-2.

825
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:31,491
He is now about to take the stage
at his current height of 6-foot-5.

826
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:33,185
Donald Hardy!

827
00:55:33,396 --> 00:55:34,658
Get up here, you beanpole.

828
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:39,331
Saint lgnatius is number one!

829
00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:42,528
Hopefully that young man's getting
a weed whacker for Christmas.

830
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:45,201
The mayor is very funny.

831
00:55:56,119 --> 00:56:00,215
Look at Davey, inches
from a clean getaway.

832
00:56:00,423 --> 00:56:03,654
But there's some things you
just aren't meant to get away from.

833
00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:06,018
What the hey?

834
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:11,232
Whoa! Whoa! Hang in there, Betsy!
We'll make it! Whoa!

835
00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:14,169
Nice driving skills, pal.

836
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,034
That's the strangest thing
l've ever seen.

837
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,905
One thumbtack popped all eight
of my back tires.

838
00:56:27,283 --> 00:56:29,717
Okay. l see what you're doing.

839
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:34,247
Who you talking to? Having one of them
hippie-dippy mushroom flashbacks?

840
00:56:34,457 --> 00:56:37,392
l need to go apologize to someone
before l leave.

841
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:41,223
l know you hippies don't wear watches,
but it should be fixed in 30 minutes.

842
00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:42,726
l'll see you then.

843
00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:45,094
Run, hippie! Run!

844
00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:52,765
l'm just here to say l'm sorry
to the little guy. l swear.

845
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,073
lf l give myself a wedgie
will you believe me then?

846
00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:06,782
Okay?

847
00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:12,922
Glad we could work that out.

848
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,929
l can't believe l'm in the same room
as the mayor.

849
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,433
l can't believe how many rolls
you put in your purse.

850
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,265
lt'll be a nice snack for February.

851
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:27,432
Ladies and gentlemen, this next award,
the Dukesberry All-Star Patch...

852
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:31,808
...was created 35 years ago to recognize
people for their tireless work ethic...

853
00:57:31,981 --> 00:57:33,778
...their unparalleled generosity...

854
00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:37,784
...and their passion and dedication to
both the league and our fine community.

855
00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:42,447
Your hands are sopping wet.
Don't be so nervous, Whitey.

856
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,650
l'm not nervous. l'm excited.

857
00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:48,661
l've been waiting 35 years
for this night.

858
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:03,510
-You see something?
-Just some deer doing a pyramid.

859
00:58:03,746 --> 00:58:05,680
Okay, well, let's keep looking.

860
00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:10,485
Good job, fellas.

861
00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:14,346
Hand-picked by you,
the people of our fine town...

862
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:17,685
...l now present the 35th annual...

863
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:21,352
...Dukesberry All-Star Patch Award...

864
00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:22,656
...to...

865
00:58:23,066 --> 00:58:24,829
Please let there be a miracle.

866
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,397
...Tom Baltezor.

867
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:32,334
Tom, come up here and get this sucker.

868
00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:37,639
Attaboy, Tommy!

869
00:58:58,034 --> 00:58:59,934
We love you, Tommy!

870
00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:13,749
Nobody in this town even knows
you exist!

871
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:23,083
All you people can bite
my germfree booty!

872
00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:29,593
Looks like l better do a lot more than
apologize. See you in 1 0 years, fellas.

873
00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:35,832
When l was a kid playing youth
league ball for Palmer Episcopal...

874
00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:37,769
...l dreamed of two things:

875
00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:42,775
Learning to make a lay-up with my left
hand and becoming a multi-billionaire.

876
00:59:42,979 --> 00:59:46,278
l think you all know which dream
came true.

877
00:59:46,616 --> 00:59:48,413
Wow!

878
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:52,248
Sorry! That one caught me by surprise.

879
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:58,926
And even though l don't recall scoring a
point during my four seasons of play...

880
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:02,421
...the memories of the fun times
l did have...

881
01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:06,261
...made it very easy for me to purchase
the new digital scoreboard...

882
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,928
...for the community center
earlier this year.

883
01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:11,606
Thanks for the recognition.

884
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:14,470
-Thanks for the scoreboard!
-Thank you, Tommy!

885
01:00:15,645 --> 01:00:18,637
Excuse me! Can l just say something?

886
01:00:18,881 --> 01:00:21,145
-There he is!
-Stone, what are you doing here?

887
01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:24,444
Getting himself arrested, Mayor Duhy.
He broke into the mall.

888
01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:27,145
l love it! Your ass busted!

889
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:30,018
Now you go to jail
and marry big, smelly man.

890
01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:32,318
Stone, you screwed up for the last time.

891
01:00:32,528 --> 01:00:35,656
That 1 0-year sentence l promised you
starts tonight.

892
01:00:38,534 --> 01:00:41,503
Please, just let me speak for one second.

893
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:43,461
Are those tears in his eyes?

894
01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,106
Finally.

895
01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,332
Let the guy talk!

896
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,504
After all, it is the holidays.

897
01:00:53,549 --> 01:00:57,007
She's right. And then we'll
send him up the river.

898
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:03,356
Okay, Mrs. Triple Nipple--
l mean, Mrs. Selman.

899
01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:06,653
Go ahead, Mr. Stone. Let's hear
your parting words of wisdom.

900
01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:11,357
l know you people don't like me or
care about my opinion, but here goes.

901
01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:16,027
Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey
should have won the patch tonight.

902
01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:18,833
You're all crazy for not realizing that.

903
01:01:19,042 --> 01:01:23,342
Why would we give Whitey Duvall the
patch? So he could use it as a blanket?

904
01:01:32,388 --> 01:01:34,549
That's the reaction l thought l'd get.

905
01:01:35,258 --> 01:01:38,022
Everyone in this room has been
Associated with Whitey

906
01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,752
Through basketball or the mall

907
01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:45,365
Or various odd jobs he does around
Town for free or at most a dollar

908
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:49,600
And I'm guessing 99% of you have
Either laughed in Whitey's face

909
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:53,205
Or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or
Voice or sister or shortness

910
01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:57,210
When he wasn't looking

911
01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:01,247
But the next time you'd see him, he'd go
Out of his way to smile and wave at you

912
01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:03,577
And ask about your mother's operation

913
01:02:03,786 --> 01:02:08,246
Because he, unlike us, Cares
about someone other than himself

914
01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:13,223
The reason I bring this up to you

915
01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:18,390
Is because I was the worst offender

916
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,866
Of all

917
01:02:23,506 --> 01:02:26,566
My life was simply going nowhere

918
01:02:27,143 --> 01:02:30,579
Then a tiny, little man
Rushed to my side

919
01:02:31,647 --> 01:02:35,083
He should've gotten a big thank-you

920
01:02:36,018 --> 01:02:39,249
Instead he got a Port-A-Potty ride

921
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:43,085
I was such a shithead

922
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:46,820
But he never quit on me

923
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:51,795
Till I told him he was useless

924
01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:55,333
And his sister was freaky

925
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:59,097
Once when we were watching
Sunday football

926
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:04,103
A fuzzy screen was all that
We could see

927
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,477
Whitey came over with a hanger

928
01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:11,176
And spent the game on top of our TV

929
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:14,855
And when the lightning struck him

930
01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:17,953
He let out a wicked-loud yell

931
01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:23,455
But we just turned up the volume

932
01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:25,959
And ignored the burning smell

933
01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:28,968
We should all rot in hell

934
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:32,841
I went to high school with Whitey

935
01:03:33,576 --> 01:03:37,342
As a joke I told him to meet me
At the prom

936
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:42,146
When he got there I said, ''I can't
Believe you thought I was serious''

937
01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:45,514
So he ran home crying and
slow-danced With his mom

938
01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:50,021
What a crushing blow to Whitey

939
01:03:50,226 --> 01:03:53,320
I bet you wish you could take it back

940
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,855
How could you all be
so mean to Whitey?

941
01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:00,858
Sound to me like you are all on crack

942
01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:02,161
Huh?

943
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:06,364
Tonight Whitey was
counting on this town

944
01:04:06,609 --> 01:04:10,375
To show that we care

945
01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:14,105
But the first time he really needed us

946
01:04:14,317 --> 01:04:16,410
We weren't there

947
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:21,214
And on Christmas Eve
And the last night of Chanukah

948
01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:25,687
It's just not fair

949
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,377
I wonder if that guy

950
01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:48,914
Ever wiped his ass with
The wrong hand

951
01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:50,544
Yes.

952
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:15,169
l'm so sorry they hurt you, Whitey.

953
01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:17,903
We should go to the mall.

954
01:05:18,114 --> 01:05:21,277
That place always makes me feel better.

955
01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:23,247
But it's closed.

956
01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:27,889
Maybe the night guard
forgot to lock the door again.

957
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:30,991
Well, if he didn't, we can at
least sit in front of it.

958
01:05:31,227 --> 01:05:33,627
These are desperate times.

959
01:05:39,335 --> 01:05:43,237
Let the door be open.
Please, just give me that.

960
01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:45,969
Thank God.

961
01:05:46,642 --> 01:05:50,601
This is the most beautiful place
l've ever seen.

962
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,647
lt's like a sanctuary.

963
01:05:53,849 --> 01:05:59,116
Eleanore, could you just give me a
second to say a few words in private?

964
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:03,122
Take as much time as you need, Whitey.

965
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,498
Hey, mall, long time no see.

966
01:06:11,734 --> 01:06:15,033
Fourteen hours to be exact.

967
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:17,465
lf you haven't heard by now...

968
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:22,839
...l didn't get that patch l've been
telling you about for all these years.

969
01:06:23,045 --> 01:06:26,537
ln fact, l've been
kind of kidding myself...

970
01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:29,876
...to even think l was in the running.

971
01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:31,978
You see...

972
01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:34,480
...the people of Dukesberry...

973
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:38,457
...think l'm nothing but a joke.

974
01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:42,525
So l was kind of thinking...

975
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:48,067
...maybe l should move to a town
where nobody knows who l am.

976
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:53,640
At least then they'd have a
reason not to acknowledge me.

977
01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:57,507
l think Eleanore might like Florida...

978
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:02,811
...and l hear they got some pretty
amazing malls there.

979
01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:05,483
You're not going anywhere.

980
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:10,853
Holy shit, did the mall
just say something?

981
01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:14,060
No, it was me.

982
01:07:14,997 --> 01:07:17,056
What do you want, Stone?

983
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:19,529
l came to apologize, Whitey.

984
01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:24,201
Well, there's nothing to apologize for,
Stone, because you were right.

985
01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:26,875
Nobody does care about me.

986
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:30,672
l don't think that's true.
Do you, Mr. Mayor?

987
01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:36,714
Whitey, tonight for the first time
in years...

988
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:41,084
...your partner, Davey Stone, actually
did a good thing for this community.

989
01:07:41,323 --> 01:07:43,917
What he do, steal beer for everyone?

990
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:49,228
No. He made me see how great Whitey
is and how neglectful we've all been.

991
01:07:49,965 --> 01:07:53,594
That's why l'm here, Whitey.
l'm here to fix a big mistake.

992
01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:58,933
It's your moment, Whitey

993
01:07:59,141 --> 01:08:03,601
You've waited oh, so long

994
01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:09,148
It's your moment, Whitey

995
01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:13,351
We're here to right our wrong

996
01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:18,117
For service to the league and this
community, l proudly present to you...

997
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:23,388
...the 35th annual Dukesberry
All-Star Patch.

998
01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:26,258
But this is Tom's.

999
01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:31,932
Mr. Duvall, the 35th All-Star
Patch is now where it belongs.

1000
01:08:33,676 --> 01:08:36,804
l can't believe this is happening.

1001
01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:38,771
And the 34th!

1002
01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:41,814
And the 33rd!

1003
01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:46,377
And the 32nd,
and the 31 st, and the 30th!

1004
01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,782
-29th!
-And the 1 6th!

1005
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,390
-And the 28th!
-And the 23rd!

1006
01:08:49,592 --> 01:08:50,616
And the 2 7th!

1007
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,193
-Oh, Whitey.
-And the 1 1 th!

1008
01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:55,124
-And the 25th!
-And the 1 8th!

1009
01:08:56,899 --> 01:08:57,957
We love you, Whitey!

1010
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:02,797
You stepped up for me, Stone.
l don't know if l could ever repay you.

1011
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,339
Well, you can help me with my dream.

1012
01:09:05,641 --> 01:09:08,633
You got a dream? What is it?

1013
01:09:08,911 --> 01:09:11,141
To have someone wish me
a happy Chanukah...

1014
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:14,510
...and feel as good as l used to
when my dad would say it to me.

1015
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,975
Happy Chanukah, Stone.

1016
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,809
Merry Christmas, Whitey.

1017
01:09:20,556 --> 01:09:25,152
You know, Stone, if my imaginary wife
and l ever have a son...

1018
01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:27,829
...l hope you consider him a brother.

1019
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:31,489
Thanks, Whitey. And l'll pretend
l never heard you say that.

1020
01:09:31,967 --> 01:09:32,991
Appreciate it.

1021
01:09:33,202 --> 01:09:38,333
It's your moment, Whitey

1022
01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:43,171
-Enjoy, our tiny friend
-Thank you. Thank you.

1023
01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:46,246
Like the Bavarian cream-filled donut

1024
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:49,678
You ate last week

1025
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,218
Thank you. Thank you.

1026
01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:54,679
Would you three show Whitey and l...

1027
01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:58,384
...how to light the Chanukah candles
at our house tonight?

1028
01:09:58,594 --> 01:09:59,720
You up for that, pal?

1029
01:09:59,962 --> 01:10:01,759
And when Benjamin falls asleep...

1030
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:05,228
...the both of you can play
Spin the Dreidel for tongue kisses.

1031
01:10:05,401 --> 01:10:06,459
Sounds good to me.

1032
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:11,571
Now, go live happily ever after or l'll
dropkick the teeth out of your mouth.

1033
01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:13,901
That won't be necessary.

1034
01:10:14,109 --> 01:10:17,169
They make a nice couple.

1035
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:19,704
I never

1036
01:10:19,915 --> 01:10:25,251
Want this to end

1037
01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:30,616
Don't worry, folks. Whitey's okay.

1038
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,885
This is the happiest seizure of my life.

1039
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,087
See, I told you.