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I never knew my parents.

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The only thing I ever knew
was Prescott.

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It was a top-secret
government-run school

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that turned little girls
into killing machines.

5
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Not bad.

6
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Run it again.

7
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Back of the line, Grandma.

8
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97, you're up!

9
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Move!

10
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Time trial starts in three,

11
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two, one...

12
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Hardman, the head of Prescott,

13
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had some unique ideas
about education.

14
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It's all about putting holes
in the subject.

15
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See what I mean?

16
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Ladies, prepare
to spring some leaks.

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Engage.

18
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It's all about vulnerability.
Eyes...

19
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Now, we may have
all been orphans,

20
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but we were never allowed
to become a family.

21
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Carotid arteries.

22
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Pens up!

23
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To be a Prescott
is to be an island.

24
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It is you
and you alone out there.

25
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What do we say, ladies?

26
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No attachments!

27
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No... attachments.

28
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Yeah, that part
never sounded right to me.

29
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Engage!

30
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I was good at everything else.

31
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The best, actually.

32
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As much as I wanted
to make friends,

33
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that was just never
gonna happen here.

34
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Begin.

35
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Bad intentions, ladies.

36
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Bad intentions.

37
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Every punch has a purpose.

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Strike and move.

39
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Strike and move.

40
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Flow.

41
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Elbows, knees.

42
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React.

43
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Hammer fist, ladies.

44
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You're not training
to save your lives.

45
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You're training
to take someone else's.

46
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Ugh!

47
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Ugh.

48
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Bitch.

49
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I was the first one
in my class to be activated.

50
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As usual,
84 didn't take it well.

51
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It takes a certain mindset
to do this kind of work.

52
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That's why they
get to us so young.

53
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Plus, who would ever
suspect a kid?

54
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Not this guy.

55
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What can I say?

56
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He trained us well.

57
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Sure, I got to see the world...

58
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But what I couldn't help notice

59
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was this whole other world
I was missing.

60
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I wanted to know
what normal kids did,

61
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so I started gathering intel.

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Meet Victoria Knox:

63
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American expat
turned arms dealer.

64
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If you're a terrorist
and you want to kill some folk,

65
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this is the person you call.

66
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Don't let her good looks
fool you.

67
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She has an I.Q. of 140,

68
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and she will use it
to kill you.

69
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She was last seen in corsica
three years ago,

70
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until she resurfaced
eight hours ago,

71
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and will probably be gone
in eight more,

72
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unless we bring her in.

73
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Correction:

74
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<i>Unless you catch her,
Agent 83,</i>

75
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and bring her in, alive.

76
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Wait, what?

77
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Simmer down.

78
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You're B-Team, 84.

79
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B-team?

80
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This should be my mission.

81
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I studied the case file.

82
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She's over there sniffing Kesha,
the new fragrance by Kesha.

83
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I said Simmer...

84
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You need to get your head
in the game, Agent 83,

85
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because Victoria Knox
will take it off.

86
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If we follow the profile,

87
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everyone will come home safely.

88
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And remember, we're not in...

89
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In the rescue business.

90
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What she said.

91
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Gear up.

92
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We're wheels up in one hour.

93
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Knox was a legend.

94
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Ruthless, vindictive...

95
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And she had a thing
for taking out prescotts.

96
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Got some bad news:
You're dead.

97
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Hey, guys.

98
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Ugh.

99
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You make them comfortable?

100
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36 hours alone in the box.

101
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Oh, good.

102
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Good, good, good.

103
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Copenhagen?

104
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Hi, peek-a-boo.

105
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Copenhagen's mine.

106
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Johannesburg, remember me?

107
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Like having a gun to your face?

108
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Feels good, doesn't it?

109
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And you...

110
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Finally got you.

111
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Gotcha.

112
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You got nothing, kid.

113
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What do you plan
to do with that?

114
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Still playing dress-up
with 007-year-olds?

115
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Where is she?

116
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You missing someone?

117
00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:02,366
You mad at me?
Let's just say

118
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I'm a little disappointed
with your life choices.

119
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Sit her ass down somewhere.

120
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Hi.

121
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What's your name?

122
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83, come back.

123
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83, come in if you hear me.

124
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Give us a visual, anything.

125
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83.

126
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Sign me, come in.

127
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83, come in.

128
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Give us a sign
you're down there.

129
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I didn't plan for it
to turn out like this,

130
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but there was
no turning back now.

131
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This was my chance to escape.

132
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83, this is your last chance.

133
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Sir, no visual, no audio.

134
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She's not responding.

135
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Mark it.

136
00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,616
83...

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Inactive.

138
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I couldn't believe it.

139
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Mission high school
was a go.

140
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Last chance to back out.

141
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Foreign exchange student
was your idea.

142
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Yeah, six years ago.

143
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Hi, hi.

144
00:13:21,492 --> 00:13:23,449
Hi, I'm Megan.

145
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Oh...

146
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Do we hug?

147
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,449
What do you do in your family?

148
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:29,741
It's different there.

149
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,742
Hugs are good.

150
00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:31,742
- Okay.
- Hi.

151
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:33,116
Hi, I'm penny.

152
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Hi.

153
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This is Parker.

154
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Hey, Parker.

155
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,491
This is Liz.

156
00:13:38,492 --> 00:13:39,532
Of course.

157
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:40,949
Ew, no, don't touch me

158
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till I've seen your papers.

159
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,200
Elizabeth.

160
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200
What?

161
00:13:44,201 --> 00:13:45,741
Oh, Mr. Larson, hey!

162
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,742
Oh, my good...

163
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,742
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

164
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,032
I'm so sorry.

165
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Excuse us.

166
00:13:49,826 --> 00:13:51,282
Oh, is he...

167
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I saw in the profile,
the picture of all of you.

168
00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:54,574
No, no, no, it's okay.

169
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It's just the three of us.

170
00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:57,407
I'm divorced.

171
00:13:57,408 --> 00:13:58,491
Oh, sorry.

172
00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,492
That's fine.

173
00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:00,824
I'm fine... we are fine.

174
00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:02,907
You know, even better, actually,
you know.

175
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,491
Some people make it work.

176
00:14:04,492 --> 00:14:06,782
Others, you know, they run off
with a pharmaceutical rep

177
00:14:06,783 --> 00:14:08,949
and spend your life savings
on a pontoon boat.

178
00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:11,449
But we're good, so...

179
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,449
Are your parents still together?

180
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,366
Mine are dead.

181
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,408
I'll get the car.

182
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:09,866
Well, I think what you're
doing is very brave.

183
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,991
Adjusting to a new culture
is hard.

184
00:15:12,992 --> 00:15:14,491
You know what else is hard?

185
00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:15,907
Ninja training.

186
00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:18,699
But I do it anyway.

187
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,449
Is that how you
hurt your arm?

188
00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:22,407
Nope, fell off his bike.

189
00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:24,449
It was ninja training.

190
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:25,782
Okay, and I guess dad's

191
00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:28,157
just gonna pontoon back
any day now too, huh?

192
00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,574
Okay, Elizabeth...

193
00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:30,907
Let's not ruin dinner.

194
00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:32,491
I'm a shadow warrior.

195
00:15:32,492 --> 00:15:33,657
Yeah?

196
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:34,658
That's cool.

197
00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:35,658
I'm a secret agent.

198
00:15:35,659 --> 00:15:37,407
Shh.

199
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,116
Um, well, if there's anything

200
00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:40,991
that's special
that you'd like to do,

201
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,324
you know, you can just
make a list,

202
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:44,657
and I'm sure Lizzy
would be thrilled,

203
00:15:44,658 --> 00:15:45,991
thrilled to show you.

204
00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,699
Isn't that right, sweetheart?

205
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,824
I would love
to take the school bus.

206
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,199
Peter Dinardo
pooped on the bus.

207
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,200
Okay, Parker.

208
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:54,532
- What?
- No poop.

209
00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:55,866
I know a poop
when I see one.

210
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,032
You can't fight with that.

211
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,532
One, that's disgusting.

212
00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:02,949
Two, I am not riding the bus.

213
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:05,449
But it's a quintessential
high school experience.

214
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,158
So is mono.

215
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,949
What is mono?

216
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,241
Kids get it from kissing.

217
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,242
It's like mouth aids.

218
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,616
You seriously
just ruined my appetite.

219
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,117
Ugh.

220
00:16:29,242 --> 00:16:30,491
Hey.

221
00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:31,657
You have everything you need?

222
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,824
Yeah, just prepping.

223
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:36,241
Is transpo still at
zero seven hundred?

224
00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:37,242
Uh...

225
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,657
transpo?

226
00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:40,116
The bus, sorry.

227
00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:42,616
Oh, yeah, no,
it usually rolls by at 7:00.

228
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:45,949
Okay, got it.

229
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,241
You know, we're really glad
you're here.

230
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,074
Thanks.

231
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,157
Me too.

232
00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:53,616
Okay.

233
00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:55,283
Good night.

234
00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:00,367
Okay.

235
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:07,282
Normal 16-year-old,
normal 16-year-old.

236
00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:32,158
Fresh meat.

237
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:38,867
Oh, my god.

238
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:40,950
Jeez...

239
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:41,783
Mm!

240
00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:42,783
Freak show!

241
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:43,991
What do you want from me?

242
00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:45,241
I thought we could
walk together.

243
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:46,907
Are you on bath salts?

244
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:48,949
It's like you have social herpes
and you want to...

245
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,782
Spit it back in my mouth.

246
00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:52,616
That's... that's really gross.

247
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,116
So is your makeup.

248
00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:55,532
God, you look like you had
a one-night stand

249
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,449
with Mr. Potato head.

250
00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:00,699
Look, I have nine months,
three weeks, and five days

251
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,616
until I escape
this post-pubescent psych ward,

252
00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:04,908
and you are not
gonna mess this up.

253
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:08,574
Just...

254
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:10,616
Wipe all that off,

255
00:18:10,617 --> 00:18:13,616
put these on, and just...

256
00:18:13,617 --> 00:18:15,157
Try not to talk to me.

257
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:16,449
Okay?

258
00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:27,157
Welcome, Vikings.

259
00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:28,282
Hey, everyone.

260
00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:29,532
Now, let's see
some school spirit.

261
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:30,657
Come on, spell it with me.

262
00:18:30,658 --> 00:18:33,116
Come on, V-I-K-I...

263
00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:34,241
Okay.

264
00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:35,282
Okay.

265
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,657
I'm gonna spell it
by myself, huh?

266
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,824
All right, well,
I have great news.

267
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,407
Our campus is now
a nut-free zone.

268
00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:42,782
Yeah, finally!

269
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:43,783
Absolutely, gooch.

270
00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:44,783
That's right.

271
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:45,949
As long as I'm principal,

272
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,782
you will never see
another student

273
00:18:47,783 --> 00:18:49,241
with nuts in their mouth.

274
00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:50,574
No promises!

275
00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:54,366
Yeah, it's gonna be
a long year, I see.

276
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,991
I'm also excited because,
for the first time,

277
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:01,116
Newton high school
is participating

278
00:19:01,117 --> 00:19:04,824
in a brand-new foreign
student exchange program.

279
00:19:04,825 --> 00:19:06,116
You know we need
more diversity.

280
00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:07,324
We only have, like,
two Cambodians

281
00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:08,657
and one Mexican.

282
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:11,032
I take it this is
your first assembly.

283
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,407
Yeah.

284
00:19:12,408 --> 00:19:13,574
Isn't this awesome?

285
00:19:13,575 --> 00:19:15,407
Uh... not usually.

286
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:16,867
But okay.

287
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,782
Are you a member
of the band?

288
00:19:20,783 --> 00:19:22,907
No, I'm actually more
on the engineering side.

289
00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:25,824
I do the lighting board
and design.

290
00:19:25,825 --> 00:19:27,991
Oh, look at that, wow.

291
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,949
So that's your thing, then.

292
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,741
A/V geek.
I got it, I got it.

293
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:33,574
<i>I saw 10 things I hate
about you.</i>

294
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:34,575
Right, yeah.

295
00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:35,575
No, it's just like that.

296
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,575
Right, I figured.

297
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,949
Only not the '90s.

298
00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:40,949
You know, just,
whatever happens out there,

299
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,574
don't let 'em get to you.

300
00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:43,782
Right.

301
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,157
All right, well,
please join me

302
00:19:45,158 --> 00:19:48,032
in welcoming
our foreign exchange student,

303
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:52,116
all the way from exotic...

304
00:19:52,117 --> 00:19:52,950
Oh, come on, man.

305
00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:54,741
Canada?
For real?

306
00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:58,657
Please put your hands together
for Megan Walsh.

307
00:19:58,658 --> 00:19:59,658
That's you.

308
00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:00,907
Yeah, that's me.

309
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,116
Show her some love,
Megan Walsh.

310
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,657
Come on, vikings,
make some noise.

311
00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:04,824
Whoo!
Yeah!

312
00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:07,366
- Come on, people.
- Thank you.

313
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:09,991
Hey, guys, I'm Megan.

314
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:12,199
I'm from Regina, Saskatchewan.

315
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,199
I'm really psyched to join
the long and proud legacy

316
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,532
of Viking Alumni.

317
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,241
Hey, did you say Regina?

318
00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:19,616
Yeah, Saskatchewan.

319
00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:21,574
Go back to Regina!

320
00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:23,575
Okay, gooch.

321
00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:24,782
Canada sucks a dick!

322
00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:26,532
What are your pajamas
all "aboot"?

323
00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:27,574
Why are you here?

324
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:28,575
Go home!

325
00:20:28,576 --> 00:20:30,449
No, no, guys... shh, please.

326
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,282
Take back Bieber...

327
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:33,616
Take back Bieber!

328
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,241
Take back Bieber!

329
00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:36,449
Stop, stop, stop.

330
00:20:55,575 --> 00:20:57,532
Oh, cash!

331
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,532
Megan from Canada, everyone.

332
00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,241
Hey, they can be a tough crowd.

333
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,366
Don't worry about it;
You're gonna be nickel.

334
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:19,367
Thanks.

335
00:21:19,368 --> 00:21:21,449
Totem pole.

336
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,117
Totem pole.

337
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,367
Thank you.

338
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,907
Wow, what an entrance.

339
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:29,324
What an entrance.

340
00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:31,491
Okay, let's give it up
for a little rock group

341
00:21:31,492 --> 00:21:32,866
that was number 24

342
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:35,949
on the iTunes download list
back in march,

343
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,699
Newton high's own...

344
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,241
Emotacon!

345
00:22:17,617 --> 00:22:18,617
There she is.

346
00:22:18,618 --> 00:22:19,824
Hey, Megan.

347
00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:20,825
Hi, I'm Missy.

348
00:22:20,826 --> 00:22:22,116
I am so sorry

349
00:22:22,117 --> 00:22:24,449
about that behavior
at assembly.

350
00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:27,282
Kids can be so cruel.

351
00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:28,283
Want to join us?

352
00:22:28,284 --> 00:22:30,657
Come sit, come sit.

353
00:22:30,658 --> 00:22:32,449
Wow, sure.

354
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,033
Thanks, I...

355
00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:39,449
Pom-poms, huh?

356
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:42,032
You're cheerleaders, aren't you?
Oh, absolutely.

357
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:43,449
I know what angle
you're running.

358
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:44,866
Angle?

359
00:22:44,867 --> 00:22:46,491
<i>Oh, I've seen mean girls,
twice.</i>

360
00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,032
Okay.

361
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,407
You're gonna invite me to sit,
then weaken my defenses,

362
00:22:49,408 --> 00:22:51,574
and then embarrass me
in some elaborate prank

363
00:22:51,575 --> 00:22:53,616
to assert your social dominance.

364
00:22:53,617 --> 00:22:54,617
What?

365
00:22:54,618 --> 00:22:56,867
Nice try.

366
00:22:58,283 --> 00:22:59,491
I thought we were nice.

367
00:23:02,075 --> 00:23:05,574
Gooch, enough
with the paper airplanes.

368
00:23:05,575 --> 00:23:07,532
Welcome back, welcome back.

369
00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:08,741
First day blues, I get it.

370
00:23:08,742 --> 00:23:10,116
All right, take your seats.

371
00:23:10,117 --> 00:23:11,949
Put your books on your tables

372
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:15,116
and open them up
to the first page.

373
00:23:15,117 --> 00:23:17,407
Oh, no, no, gooch!

374
00:23:17,408 --> 00:23:18,408
Gooch.

375
00:23:18,409 --> 00:23:19,782
Sorry.

376
00:23:19,783 --> 00:23:21,324
Why can't you be
more like cash, huh?

377
00:23:21,325 --> 00:23:22,449
See?

378
00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:24,324
He's got his book out, right?

379
00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:25,325
Hi.

380
00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:26,325
You need a seat?

381
00:23:26,325 --> 00:23:27,325
Look at my beautiful boy.

382
00:23:27,326 --> 00:23:29,282
Megan from Canada, right?

383
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,324
Love that mouth.

384
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,407
A/V geek?

385
00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:36,157
Yeah, well, it's Roger.

386
00:23:36,158 --> 00:23:37,241
Oh.

387
00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:38,282
All right, here.

388
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:39,782
Ugh.

389
00:23:39,783 --> 00:23:40,783
You hungry?

390
00:23:40,784 --> 00:23:42,782
- Nope.
- Okay.

391
00:23:42,783 --> 00:23:44,032
Sit down.

392
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:45,033
Thanks.

393
00:23:45,034 --> 00:23:47,449
I-I guess you didn't need that.

394
00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:49,324
Yeah.

395
00:23:49,325 --> 00:23:50,616
Oh, no.

396
00:23:50,617 --> 00:23:52,741
I hope he didn't
"Kermit" suicide.

397
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,242
I heard this class
is "ribbiting."

398
00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:05,366
Well, I wouldn't
"leap" to conclusions.

399
00:24:05,367 --> 00:24:07,282
Mr. Drumm can be pretty rough.

400
00:24:07,283 --> 00:24:08,949
Hey!
New girl!

401
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:11,074
Focus!

402
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:14,241
Told you so.

403
00:24:16,117 --> 00:24:18,324
Okay, hey, uh...

404
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:21,199
I know everybody got
to sit with their buddies today,

405
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,116
but I'm the one
who chooses the lab partners.

406
00:24:24,117 --> 00:24:27,824
So tomorrow the seating chart
shall be up,

407
00:24:27,825 --> 00:24:30,449
and we'll have a wonderful time.

408
00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:31,616
Now, get out of here!

409
00:24:31,617 --> 00:24:33,282
I'm not kidding.
Get out of here.

410
00:24:33,283 --> 00:24:34,449
Go.

411
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:37,282
It was nice knowing you.

412
00:24:41,408 --> 00:24:42,408
Bup-bup-bup-bup.

413
00:24:42,409 --> 00:24:44,241
Hold on there, mister.

414
00:24:44,242 --> 00:24:45,782
Hold on there.

415
00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:47,282
I know what you're
doing after school.

416
00:24:47,283 --> 00:24:48,407
What?

417
00:24:48,408 --> 00:24:50,241
You're jammin' with me.

418
00:24:50,242 --> 00:24:52,699
You know, I play
a little slide trombone.

419
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,866
You know slide trombone.

420
00:24:57,367 --> 00:24:58,367
Uh-huh.

421
00:24:58,368 --> 00:24:59,491
Yeah.

422
00:24:59,492 --> 00:25:00,574
Let's jam.

423
00:25:00,575 --> 00:25:01,575
Sure.

424
00:25:01,576 --> 00:25:02,616
Let's have a sesh.

425
00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:03,657
- Uh-huh.
- All right.

426
00:25:03,658 --> 00:25:04,699
- Cool.
- I like your spunk.

427
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:07,574
- Okay.
- Get out of here.

428
00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:10,074
Oh, Canada...

429
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,075
Oh-ho-ho.

430
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,075
Oh.

431
00:25:39,825 --> 00:25:42,699
Okay, I'll be here at 4:00
to pick you up.

432
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:43,907
I'll text you
if I'm running late.

433
00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:45,407
You do the same, okay?

434
00:25:45,408 --> 00:25:46,574
Yep.

435
00:25:46,575 --> 00:25:48,366
I want to know your 20
every 20.

436
00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:50,075
But no 4:20.

437
00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:53,407
I'm serious.

438
00:25:53,408 --> 00:25:55,116
What am I talking about?

439
00:25:55,117 --> 00:25:57,657
You're talking about weed?

440
00:25:57,658 --> 00:25:58,824
How do you know that?

441
00:25:58,825 --> 00:25:59,991
What do you mean?
Because...

442
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,366
What are you,
Harold and Kumar?

443
00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:02,616
No, I'm a teenager,

444
00:26:02,617 --> 00:26:03,991
and I go to high school, so...

445
00:26:03,992 --> 00:26:05,449
I mean, I'm not saying
that I smoke weed,

446
00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:06,657
but people smoke weed...

447
00:26:06,658 --> 00:26:07,658
don't.
It's a gateway drug.

448
00:26:07,659 --> 00:26:08,949
It is a gateway drug.

449
00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:11,532
You smoke weed,
and then, guess what,

450
00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:12,699
meth...

451
00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:15,491
Equals death.

452
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,116
Crack is whack.

453
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,491
Coke's no joke.

454
00:26:18,492 --> 00:26:19,782
So how it all rhymes
like that?

455
00:26:19,783 --> 00:26:22,366
It's like a poem
about dying from drugs.

456
00:26:22,367 --> 00:26:24,324
Hey, I got to go, okay?

457
00:26:24,325 --> 00:26:25,325
Hey.

458
00:26:25,326 --> 00:26:28,157
Also, hash is very bad for you,

459
00:26:28,158 --> 00:26:29,991
'cause it's more intense
than weed.

460
00:26:29,992 --> 00:26:32,324
It's, like, really compact,
and you'll freak out.

461
00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,782
I had a major freak-out.

462
00:26:35,617 --> 00:26:39,282
Okay, hey, hello.

463
00:26:39,283 --> 00:26:40,616
Hey.

464
00:26:40,617 --> 00:26:43,116
Hey.

465
00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:44,949
It's so funny
we ended up together.

466
00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:46,741
Yeah, biology's
kind of tricky,

467
00:26:46,742 --> 00:26:49,616
and you seem really smart.

468
00:26:49,617 --> 00:26:51,574
Yeah, it's definitely
a good match.

469
00:26:53,117 --> 00:26:54,075
Um, hi.

470
00:26:54,076 --> 00:26:56,491
I think you're in my seat.

471
00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:57,741
Hi, cash.

472
00:26:57,742 --> 00:27:00,241
You're in her seat.

473
00:27:00,242 --> 00:27:01,324
Hi, cash.

474
00:27:01,325 --> 00:27:02,325
Trust me.

475
00:27:02,326 --> 00:27:03,616
I'm at station six.

476
00:27:03,617 --> 00:27:04,866
Yeah, no.

477
00:27:04,867 --> 00:27:06,741
I'm pretty sure I'm there.

478
00:27:06,742 --> 00:27:09,199
Did everybody find
their seats okay?

479
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,199
Come on, Canada,
out of my seat.

480
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,449
Every year, I pick
a very special someone

481
00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:16,032
to be my lab assistant.

482
00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:17,574
And guess what,
who's it gonna be?

483
00:27:17,575 --> 00:27:18,949
Eenie, meenie, miney...

484
00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:19,825
Cash.

485
00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:21,032
Come this way, brother.

486
00:27:21,033 --> 00:27:23,657
Struttin' like a rock star.

487
00:27:24,742 --> 00:27:26,199
And you two females,

488
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,616
you can be partners.

489
00:27:27,617 --> 00:27:29,032
Have fun with Regina.

490
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:32,616
Cold, hard cash.

491
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:34,116
Get over here, Mister.

492
00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:46,907
Megan, hi.

493
00:27:46,908 --> 00:27:49,407
I couldn't help noticing
you're into cash, huh?

494
00:27:49,408 --> 00:27:50,449
I don't blame you.

495
00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:52,074
If I wasn't such a strict vegan,

496
00:27:52,075 --> 00:27:54,532
I'd be, like, all over that.

497
00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:55,866
Tell me about it.

498
00:27:55,867 --> 00:27:57,366
So ironic, though,

499
00:27:57,367 --> 00:27:58,949
all of those groupies and sluts

500
00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:00,324
that constantly hang
all over him.

501
00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:03,199
Yeah, they're not
even his type.

502
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,616
What is his type?

503
00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:06,699
Girls who like dressing up.

504
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:07,741
Like models?

505
00:28:07,742 --> 00:28:10,242
Not even close.

506
00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:13,242
Mascots.

507
00:28:13,242 --> 00:28:14,075
Mm-hmm.

508
00:28:14,076 --> 00:28:15,366
All my high school research

509
00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:16,866
suggests that
they're awkward loners,

510
00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,407
not musical enough
for the band,

511
00:28:18,408 --> 00:28:19,616
too uncoordinated for track.

512
00:28:19,617 --> 00:28:21,157
I know it sounds weird,

513
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,574
but school spirit,
it's, like, really big here.

514
00:28:23,575 --> 00:28:26,032
And cash loves school spirit.

515
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:27,866
Yeah, why do you think
emotacon performs

516
00:28:27,867 --> 00:28:29,116
at, like, every pep rally?

517
00:28:29,117 --> 00:28:29,908
School spirit.

518
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,324
Yeah, I mean, who wants to be

519
00:28:31,325 --> 00:28:33,532
some rando screaming at him
from the audience?

520
00:28:33,533 --> 00:28:34,741
I wouldn't.

521
00:28:34,742 --> 00:28:36,616
But mascots,
they go backstage.

522
00:28:36,617 --> 00:28:38,032
They go backstage.

523
00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:40,199
You would have him
all to yourself.

524
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,407
Mano a Mano.

525
00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:42,699
Mano a Mascot.

526
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,324
But, hey, you should hurry, huh?

527
00:28:44,325 --> 00:28:45,907
'Cause you don't want
somebody else to get that spot.

528
00:28:45,908 --> 00:28:47,449
Yeah, like, totem pole.

529
00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:48,450
Totem pole.

530
00:28:48,451 --> 00:28:50,242
Uh-huh.

531
00:28:52,158 --> 00:28:53,407
Great, thanks.

532
00:28:53,408 --> 00:28:54,950
Uh-huh.

533
00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:07,699
Yeah.

534
00:29:30,617 --> 00:29:32,283
Ha!

535
00:29:36,158 --> 00:29:37,033
How'd I do?

536
00:29:37,034 --> 00:29:38,699
Yeah, that's great, kid.

537
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,324
A lot of spirit.
Job's all yours.

538
00:29:41,325 --> 00:29:42,325
Yes.

539
00:29:42,326 --> 00:29:46,116
95, 96, 97, 98, 99...

540
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,032
1,000.

541
00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:12,366
"Two roads diverged
in a yellow wood,

542
00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:15,449
and sorry I could
not travel both..."

543
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,157
Megan.

544
00:30:21,158 --> 00:30:23,532
Care to join us?

545
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:24,533
Two paths in the woods.

546
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,533
Mm-hmm.

547
00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,366
Probably an ambush.

548
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,366
I'd wait until nightfall when
they're asleep and vulnerable,

549
00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:31,449
then advance inside a tree line,

550
00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:33,324
maybe rig a trip wire

551
00:30:33,325 --> 00:30:35,325
in case he's trying
to double back.

552
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,282
Okay.

553
00:30:38,283 --> 00:30:39,782
Well, Liz...

554
00:30:39,783 --> 00:30:41,782
I'd be locking my door tonight
if I were you.

555
00:30:43,658 --> 00:30:45,657
Sweet answer, weirdo.

556
00:30:45,658 --> 00:30:47,324
And anyone else?

557
00:30:47,325 --> 00:30:48,657
Whatever that was,

558
00:30:48,658 --> 00:30:50,616
but minus the serial killer
part of it.

559
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:03,657
Move.

560
00:31:09,283 --> 00:31:10,574
Go, team, go!

561
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,782
Oh!

562
00:31:34,783 --> 00:31:35,783
What are you doing?

563
00:31:35,783 --> 00:31:36,783
Who sent you?

564
00:31:36,783 --> 00:31:37,783
I surrender!

565
00:31:37,783 --> 00:31:38,783
I surrender!

566
00:31:38,783 --> 00:31:39,783
Who are you?

567
00:31:39,784 --> 00:31:40,824
I'm Leonard Steinman.

568
00:31:40,825 --> 00:31:42,116
I'm a sophomore at Lincoln.

569
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:43,699
Just wanted to hold
the mascot ransom.

570
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:44,907
It's tradition.

571
00:31:44,908 --> 00:31:46,657
Kidnapping is
a high school tradition?

572
00:31:46,658 --> 00:31:49,282
Yeah.

573
00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:51,407
High school tradition.

574
00:31:51,408 --> 00:31:52,616
Oh.

575
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,825
Not the face, not the face.

576
00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:04,408
Sweet moves, Canada.

577
00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,324
Hey, Megan.

578
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,282
Hey.

579
00:32:09,283 --> 00:32:10,700
You all right?

580
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,825
Really lost your head
out there.

581
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,658
I got to go.

582
00:32:21,242 --> 00:32:22,867
I'm sorry.

583
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,200
Oh, god.

584
00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:35,283
There he is.

585
00:32:35,283 --> 00:32:36,283
Yup.

586
00:32:36,284 --> 00:32:37,324
How we doing, sport?

587
00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:38,741
- Good.
- All right.

588
00:32:38,742 --> 00:32:41,241
Who... who's the girl there?

589
00:32:41,242 --> 00:32:42,616
Oh, uh...

590
00:32:42,617 --> 00:32:43,657
She's just a new student.

591
00:32:43,658 --> 00:32:45,574
Yeah, all right.

592
00:32:45,575 --> 00:32:46,782
But you think she's cute, right?

593
00:32:46,783 --> 00:32:48,491
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

594
00:32:48,492 --> 00:32:49,492
Yeah, she's really cute.

595
00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:50,782
Yeah.

596
00:32:50,783 --> 00:32:51,783
What do you call 'em,
like, a hottie?

597
00:32:51,784 --> 00:32:53,157
Is that... what do you... is it a...

598
00:32:53,158 --> 00:32:54,616
A hottie biscotti?

599
00:32:54,617 --> 00:32:56,199
No.

600
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,407
You just say, like,
"oh, she's hot."

601
00:32:58,408 --> 00:32:59,408
Yeah, yeah.

602
00:32:59,409 --> 00:33:00,574
Just like a babe.

603
00:33:00,575 --> 00:33:01,575
Yeah.

604
00:33:01,576 --> 00:33:02,616
Or you say, like, a bitch?

605
00:33:02,617 --> 00:33:03,907
Like, "hey, look at this bitch."

606
00:33:03,908 --> 00:33:04,991
No, I wouldn't...

607
00:33:04,992 --> 00:33:06,199
I wouldn't say that.

608
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:06,992
That's so rude.

609
00:33:06,993 --> 00:33:08,116
Yeah, sorry about that.

610
00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:09,699
- Can we just go home?
- Yep.

611
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,074
But, you know,
your old man is here to talk

612
00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:13,282
if you want to talk
about anything at all.

613
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,324
Yeah, I know.

614
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,282
Okay.

615
00:33:16,283 --> 00:33:18,282
Like sex or...

616
00:33:18,283 --> 00:33:19,616
Intercourse, or...

617
00:33:19,617 --> 00:33:20,617
Let's go, dad.

618
00:33:20,618 --> 00:33:22,782
Let's go.

619
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:25,782
Oh, come on, 83, think.

620
00:33:25,783 --> 00:33:26,824
Fall back on your training.

621
00:33:26,825 --> 00:33:28,658
Stick to the profile.

622
00:33:30,867 --> 00:33:32,866
Ugh, this profile's all wrong!

623
00:33:32,867 --> 00:33:34,282
Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

624
00:33:34,283 --> 00:33:35,158
What's going on, honey?

625
00:33:35,159 --> 00:33:37,032
All this intel, it's wrong.

626
00:33:37,033 --> 00:33:38,824
I can never show my face again.

627
00:33:38,825 --> 00:33:40,449
I've got it all wrong,
all wrong.

628
00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:42,574
It's everything, I...

629
00:33:42,575 --> 00:33:43,699
Ugh!

630
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:45,616
It's like I'm suffocating.

631
00:33:45,617 --> 00:33:47,449
Simulated drowning,
that, I can...

632
00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:48,616
That, I can deal with.

633
00:33:48,617 --> 00:33:51,866
Just, this stuff
is so much worse.

634
00:33:51,867 --> 00:33:53,157
I can't... I can't do it.

635
00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:54,824
I can't take
another second of it.

636
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:56,449
It's just... it's...

637
00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:57,699
It's high school.

638
00:33:57,700 --> 00:34:00,616
That's all it is.

639
00:34:00,617 --> 00:34:02,324
Hey, look.

640
00:34:02,325 --> 00:34:03,782
Come here.

641
00:34:03,783 --> 00:34:05,782
You know...

642
00:34:05,783 --> 00:34:07,116
Some thrive,

643
00:34:07,117 --> 00:34:09,574
and it's the best years
of their lives.

644
00:34:09,575 --> 00:34:11,824
Others...

645
00:34:11,825 --> 00:34:13,616
Others spend four years
being mocked

646
00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:16,449
for wearing a thick black ribbon
in their hair like Madonna

647
00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:18,532
<i>in the lucky star video.</i>

648
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:19,533
What?

649
00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:21,366
Oh, Google it.

650
00:34:21,367 --> 00:34:22,824
But we suffer through it,

651
00:34:22,825 --> 00:34:24,699
not because we're being strong

652
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,699
or staying true
to our personal style,

653
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,741
but because taking
that ribbon off

654
00:34:28,742 --> 00:34:30,824
would mean revealing
to those bastards

655
00:34:30,825 --> 00:34:34,449
the tiny bald spot we were
hiding in the first place.

656
00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:35,700
Hypothetically.

657
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:40,032
Look, what you're feeling
is normal.

658
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:43,366
High school is
a conflicting time.

659
00:34:43,367 --> 00:34:45,074
Okay.

660
00:34:45,075 --> 00:34:47,532
Parental advice terminated.

661
00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:50,991
Bring it in.
Give me a hug.

662
00:34:50,992 --> 00:34:52,242
Okay.

663
00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:55,741
Stop.

664
00:34:55,742 --> 00:34:57,658
I had it taken care of
years ago.

665
00:35:05,117 --> 00:35:06,949
I hope you've enjoyed
our hospitality.

666
00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:08,574
It's all right.

667
00:35:08,575 --> 00:35:11,324
All you got to do is give me
the name of your supplier.

668
00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:14,324
I'll see to it
you rot here in dignity.

669
00:35:14,325 --> 00:35:16,574
Showers once a week.

670
00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:18,741
<i>That l word box set.</i>

671
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:21,074
French toast on Sundays.

672
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,657
That's really nice of you.

673
00:35:22,658 --> 00:35:24,282
We both know everybody talks.

674
00:35:24,283 --> 00:35:28,866
We also both know
that I'm not just anybody...

675
00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:30,700
Am I, Dumbledore?

676
00:35:36,075 --> 00:35:38,241
If you played
your cards right,

677
00:35:38,242 --> 00:35:41,032
we might even let you come back
and play for the good guys.

678
00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:43,699
The good guys?

679
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,116
You destroy lives.

680
00:35:45,117 --> 00:35:48,366
Only those
that need to be destroyed.

681
00:35:48,367 --> 00:35:50,867
I'm not talking
about the targets.

682
00:35:51,908 --> 00:35:54,074
Sir, I have something
you need to...

683
00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:55,700
But, sir...

684
00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:03,741
She's cute.

685
00:36:03,742 --> 00:36:06,574
Last chance to talk.

686
00:36:06,575 --> 00:36:08,741
Fine.

687
00:36:08,742 --> 00:36:10,532
Don't go anywhere.

688
00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:13,324
Yeah, I'll be right here.

689
00:36:13,325 --> 00:36:14,782
You know what I like

690
00:36:14,783 --> 00:36:18,991
about the people
I do business with?

691
00:36:18,992 --> 00:36:20,907
They know they're assholes.

692
00:36:22,742 --> 00:36:24,408
Something funny?

693
00:36:29,658 --> 00:36:31,700
You'll regret this.

694
00:36:48,242 --> 00:36:49,783
She's here.

695
00:36:52,117 --> 00:36:53,282
Yeah!

696
00:37:00,575 --> 00:37:01,657
What's going on?

697
00:37:01,658 --> 00:37:03,574
Is that a joke?

698
00:37:03,575 --> 00:37:08,449
85,000 views
since just last night.

699
00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:09,616
I'm viral?

700
00:37:09,617 --> 00:37:11,616
Like HPV.

701
00:37:11,617 --> 00:37:12,991
Even Rape-It Ralph is a fan.

702
00:37:12,992 --> 00:37:14,282
Aw, dude, check this out.

703
00:37:14,283 --> 00:37:15,616
This guy's about
to get trombonered.

704
00:37:15,617 --> 00:37:16,617
Just like... right there.

705
00:37:16,618 --> 00:37:18,116
Damn, oh!

706
00:37:18,117 --> 00:37:20,824
Oh, she showed
those d-bags from Lincoln.

707
00:37:20,825 --> 00:37:23,782
Hey, this is why
you don't mess with us vikings.

708
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:24,783
Hell yeah!

709
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,824
Regina, Regina, Regina,

710
00:37:27,825 --> 00:37:32,032
Regina, Regina,
Regina, Regina...

711
00:37:32,033 --> 00:37:33,116
Whatever.

712
00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:35,491
She's gonna get
really fat in college.

713
00:37:36,493 --> 00:37:37,782
I don't get it.

714
00:37:37,783 --> 00:37:39,532
I'm on camera
acting bat-shit psycho.

715
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:42,991
That's usually what
gets people trending.

716
00:37:42,992 --> 00:37:44,199
Oh...

717
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,282
No, no, no, no,
I can't be on the Internet.

718
00:37:46,283 --> 00:37:47,283
That's bad, Liz.

719
00:37:47,284 --> 00:37:48,366
That's really bad.

720
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,282
There you are.

721
00:37:50,283 --> 00:37:52,782
So, um, we're jammin'
this weekend.

722
00:37:52,783 --> 00:37:55,032
Why don't you stop by?

723
00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:58,741
That's my favorite part!

724
00:37:58,742 --> 00:38:01,782
Yeah, sure.

725
00:38:01,783 --> 00:38:03,157
Sounds nickel.

726
00:38:03,158 --> 00:38:04,532
Nickel?

727
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:05,699
Awesome, catch you then.

728
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,117
Catch you then.

729
00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:13,991
Obviously not all bad.

730
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,616
Look, you may have
all of these people fooled,

731
00:38:16,617 --> 00:38:18,116
but you and I both know

732
00:38:18,117 --> 00:38:20,783
that you are sketchier
than a 2:00 A.M. Waffle house.

733
00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,449
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

734
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:51,907
You really shouldn't
sneak up on people.

735
00:38:51,908 --> 00:38:53,907
It's totally my mistake.

736
00:38:53,908 --> 00:38:55,241
Ow.

737
00:38:55,242 --> 00:38:56,242
Okay.

738
00:38:59,283 --> 00:39:00,283
Whew.

739
00:39:00,283 --> 00:39:01,283
Sorry.

740
00:39:01,284 --> 00:39:02,449
Welcome.

741
00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:03,450
Thanks.

742
00:39:03,451 --> 00:39:05,449
This place is really cool.

743
00:39:14,658 --> 00:39:16,324
Got some ice.

744
00:39:16,325 --> 00:39:19,449
Oh, thank you so much.

745
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:21,241
Ah.

746
00:39:21,242 --> 00:39:22,907
You know, I'm not...

747
00:39:22,908 --> 00:39:25,199
I'm not as fragile as
my easy takedown would suggest.

748
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,616
- No.
- You caught me off guard.

749
00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:28,074
- Right.
- Usually I can defend myself.

750
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:30,241
I did notice
that inner buffness, I did.

751
00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:32,449
Oh, Thanks.

752
00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:33,824
So you're on pace

753
00:39:33,825 --> 00:39:35,907
to beat Emotacon's
last video release, huh?

754
00:39:35,908 --> 00:39:37,241
That's pretty cool.

755
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:39,075
Yeah, how do you
turn off the Internet?

756
00:39:39,117 --> 00:39:40,157
Really?

757
00:39:40,158 --> 00:39:41,449
You know, a lot of people
would kill

758
00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:42,949
for that kind of attention.

759
00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:44,199
Yeah, I don't know.

760
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,907
I just prefer to stay
below the radar.

761
00:39:45,908 --> 00:39:47,532
Okay, so maybe you steer clear

762
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:49,032
of anymore Tae Kwon do
smackdowns, eh?

763
00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:51,657
That was actually more a mix
of Krav Maga and Aikido.

764
00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:53,282
Tae Kwon do
is what I just did on you.

765
00:39:53,283 --> 00:39:55,449
But when faced
with multiple opponents,

766
00:39:55,450 --> 00:39:57,616
it's...

767
00:39:57,617 --> 00:39:58,617
What?

768
00:39:58,618 --> 00:39:59,866
You're weird.

769
00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,241
Yeah, but I like it.

770
00:40:01,242 --> 00:40:02,491
It's cool.

771
00:40:02,492 --> 00:40:05,158
Were your parents
in the military or something?

772
00:40:07,033 --> 00:40:08,282
Oh, sor...

773
00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:09,491
Are parents a bad topic?

774
00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:11,907
They both died
when I was really young.

775
00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:13,782
I was raised by a foster family.

776
00:40:13,783 --> 00:40:15,907
Sorry, I had no idea.

777
00:40:15,908 --> 00:40:16,949
- No, it's fine.
- I'm stupid.

778
00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,242
How would you have known?

779
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:19,242
I don't know.

780
00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:20,657
Well, I'm sorry.

781
00:40:20,658 --> 00:40:21,782
Just don't let it
happen again,

782
00:40:21,783 --> 00:40:23,407
or you might need more icepacks.

783
00:40:23,408 --> 00:40:24,616
Oh, yeah, Lara Croft?

784
00:40:24,617 --> 00:40:25,782
You know what?
I want a rematch.

785
00:40:25,783 --> 00:40:26,783
Do you?

786
00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:27,783
Yeah, put 'em up.

787
00:40:27,784 --> 00:40:29,449
All right.

788
00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:30,741
Pop.

789
00:40:30,742 --> 00:40:32,532
Here, hit it.

790
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:33,616
- Really?
- Yeah.

791
00:40:33,617 --> 00:40:34,617
I don't want to hurt you.

792
00:40:34,617 --> 00:40:35,617
Okay, come on.

793
00:40:35,617 --> 00:40:36,617
Ow, ow, ow!

794
00:40:36,617 --> 00:40:37,617
Ooh, it hurts.

795
00:40:37,618 --> 00:40:38,782
Oh, it stings.

796
00:40:38,783 --> 00:40:39,783
- Get the ice.
- I need the ice.

797
00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:42,074
Rogerito, are we set up?

798
00:40:42,075 --> 00:40:43,616
Uh, yeah.

799
00:40:43,617 --> 00:40:45,616
Just give me one second.

800
00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,157
I could just...

801
00:40:48,158 --> 00:40:49,407
- Hey.
- Hi.

802
00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:50,532
I'm glad you could make it.

803
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:51,782
Me too.

804
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,782
Do you think you could
do me a favor?

805
00:40:53,783 --> 00:40:54,949
I could try.

806
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:55,950
Yeah?

807
00:40:55,951 --> 00:40:57,282
Come on.

808
00:41:05,283 --> 00:41:08,074
So I'm working on
this new song,

809
00:41:08,075 --> 00:41:11,074
but I'm just so inside of it.

810
00:41:11,075 --> 00:41:13,991
I could use an honest opinion,
if you don't mind.

811
00:41:13,992 --> 00:41:15,407
No.

812
00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:20,742
It's pretty rough,
so... be gentle.

813
00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:06,491
You're handling it pretty well.

814
00:42:06,492 --> 00:42:07,616
What's that?

815
00:42:07,617 --> 00:42:09,699
The fame monster.

816
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,449
She can be a beast.

817
00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:13,199
So...

818
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,657
It's nice talking to someone
who understands the pressure.

819
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:16,658
Thanks.

820
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,699
Yeah.

821
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,491
No, that's...

822
00:42:19,492 --> 00:42:20,616
That's me.

823
00:42:20,617 --> 00:42:22,867
Pressure understander-er.

824
00:42:27,908 --> 00:42:30,116
You know, that guard
totally would have seen you.

825
00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:31,241
Uh-uh, no way.

826
00:42:31,242 --> 00:42:32,242
I was in stealth mode.

827
00:42:32,243 --> 00:42:33,407
Stealth mode?

828
00:42:33,408 --> 00:42:34,616
A compound like this

829
00:42:34,617 --> 00:42:35,907
would have counter-intel
out its ears.

830
00:42:35,908 --> 00:42:37,824
Motion sensors,
Hyperspectral imaging.

831
00:42:37,825 --> 00:42:39,824
There's no way you could
just tiptoe down the hall.

832
00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:41,782
A high-value target
is never gonna be vulnerable

833
00:42:41,783 --> 00:42:42,866
to a face-to-face takedown.

834
00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:44,157
He's not?

835
00:42:44,158 --> 00:42:45,616
No, look, you've got
to engineer

836
00:42:45,617 --> 00:42:47,199
a passive campaign
of mental anguish,

837
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,199
basically alienating the target
from those closest to him.

838
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,075
He'll withdraw,
paranoia and suspicion grow,

839
00:42:52,117 --> 00:42:53,282
and eventually
he'll just kill himself.

840
00:42:53,283 --> 00:42:54,741
Um...

841
00:42:54,742 --> 00:42:58,449
I'm not sure if there's
a button for that.

842
00:43:00,075 --> 00:43:02,075
Right, um...

843
00:43:02,117 --> 00:43:04,367
Just choke him out
with that lamp cord, then.

844
00:43:06,992 --> 00:43:08,282
Nickel.

845
00:43:08,283 --> 00:43:10,325
Thanks, babe.

846
00:43:14,117 --> 00:43:15,782
Uh...

847
00:43:15,783 --> 00:43:16,783
I should...

848
00:43:16,783 --> 00:43:17,783
I should probably get going.

849
00:43:17,784 --> 00:43:19,032
Yeah, no doubt.

850
00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:20,699
But, hey, listen,
before you bounce,

851
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,991
Gooch's 'rents are out of town,

852
00:43:21,992 --> 00:43:23,408
so we're throwing down
this Friday.

853
00:43:23,450 --> 00:43:24,782
You got to be there.

854
00:43:24,783 --> 00:43:26,449
Are you serious?

855
00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:27,824
Parents-away-in-Europe party?

856
00:43:27,825 --> 00:43:30,449
Oh, my God, this day
cannot get any better.

857
00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:31,991
Um, Pittsburgh, I think.

858
00:43:31,992 --> 00:43:34,574
But Gooch's parties
are legendary.

859
00:43:34,575 --> 00:43:36,782
You down?

860
00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,408
Down.
I'm down, yeah.

861
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,574
Nickel.

862
00:43:40,575 --> 00:43:42,200
- Totem Pole.
- Totem Pole.

863
00:44:04,450 --> 00:44:06,325
Greetings, 83.

864
00:44:09,908 --> 00:44:11,699
Good evening, 83.

865
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:12,907
How did you find me?

866
00:44:12,908 --> 00:44:14,616
Same way I learned
to tie a bow tie

867
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:16,032
and slice a pineapple:

868
00:44:16,033 --> 00:44:17,324
Youtube.

869
00:44:17,325 --> 00:44:19,157
So who you working for, hmm?

870
00:44:19,158 --> 00:44:20,241
Eastern Bloc?

871
00:44:20,242 --> 00:44:22,116
Acevedo over at Langley?

872
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,657
I'm not working
for anybody, okay?

873
00:44:24,658 --> 00:44:26,324
Why don't we skip the lies

874
00:44:26,325 --> 00:44:28,782
and just let Pedro here
go ahead and do his thing?

875
00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:29,866
You down with that?

876
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,491
That'd be hot, right?

877
00:44:31,492 --> 00:44:32,657
Hardman, please.

878
00:44:32,658 --> 00:44:35,949
You know what?
Stand down, Pedro.

879
00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:37,491
You know what I'm gonna do?

880
00:44:37,492 --> 00:44:41,657
I'm gonna go ahead
and cut right to the truth...

881
00:44:41,658 --> 00:44:43,032
Serum.

882
00:44:43,033 --> 00:44:43,825
Seriously?

883
00:44:43,826 --> 00:44:45,907
Those don't even work.

884
00:44:45,908 --> 00:44:46,700
Ugh!

885
00:44:46,701 --> 00:44:47,949
Yeah, seriously.

886
00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:49,616
Now we're gonna see
if it works.

887
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:56,282
Why have you run away?

888
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:04,741
83, 83.

889
00:45:04,742 --> 00:45:06,408
One more time.

890
00:45:06,450 --> 00:45:10,325
Why did you run away?

891
00:45:13,617 --> 00:45:17,366
You deprived me
of my childhood.

892
00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:20,116
I couldn't just raise my hand
and say,

893
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:21,408
"excuse me, sir,

894
00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:23,741
"I don't think I really
want to be an assassin.

895
00:45:23,742 --> 00:45:25,116
"Can I please be excused

896
00:45:25,117 --> 00:45:28,324
from this secret mountain
killing school?"

897
00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:30,157
Please, please, can we just...

898
00:45:30,158 --> 00:45:31,950
Stop the waterworks?

899
00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:37,782
Hey, let's get
to the bottom of this.

900
00:45:37,783 --> 00:45:40,408
Who are you working for?

901
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,491
Nobody.

902
00:45:41,492 --> 00:45:43,282
I'm not working for anybody.

903
00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:45,949
I promise.

904
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:48,824
Okay, I worked for sbarro
for a few weeks over the summer

905
00:45:48,825 --> 00:45:50,116
just to make some extra cash.

906
00:45:50,117 --> 00:45:51,532
I didn't think you'd mind.

907
00:45:51,533 --> 00:45:52,907
Aziz Fataah Sbarro?

908
00:45:52,908 --> 00:45:54,907
When the hell
were you in Lebanon?

909
00:45:54,908 --> 00:45:56,574
Sbarro Pizzeria.

910
00:45:56,575 --> 00:45:57,824
It's the world's largest

911
00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:00,074
Mall-based Italian
restaurant chain.

912
00:46:00,075 --> 00:46:01,699
They make these
amazing garlic knots.

913
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,408
Amazing garlic knots.

914
00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:05,949
I just want to be normal.

915
00:46:05,950 --> 00:46:06,950
You're a Prescott.

916
00:46:06,951 --> 00:46:08,532
Prescotts don't cry.

917
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:09,866
Why is she crying?

918
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:11,657
Her struggle to find
her own identity?

919
00:46:11,658 --> 00:46:13,991
The emotional turbulence
of a first crush?

920
00:46:13,992 --> 00:46:17,074
<i>Maybe she watched the notebook
one too many times.</i>

921
00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:20,032
Adolescence is a very volatile
time for a young woman.

922
00:46:20,033 --> 00:46:21,241
He so gets me.

923
00:46:21,242 --> 00:46:23,241
83!

924
00:46:23,242 --> 00:46:26,866
You are a rogue agent.

925
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:27,907
This has got to end.

926
00:46:27,908 --> 00:46:29,532
Okay, okay, okay.

927
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:30,699
Hold on now.

928
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,491
You can't just take me.

929
00:46:32,492 --> 00:46:34,741
Missing girl in a small town

930
00:46:34,742 --> 00:46:36,824
would throw up
all kinds of red flags.

931
00:46:36,825 --> 00:46:38,907
Amber alert, hello?

932
00:46:38,908 --> 00:46:41,407
I need to go back
and tie up loose ends,

933
00:46:41,408 --> 00:46:46,699
at least just say my grandma
got sick or something.

934
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:47,949
I like it.

935
00:46:47,950 --> 00:46:51,074
Okay, but it's got
to be done now.

936
00:46:51,075 --> 00:46:52,157
You understand?

937
00:46:52,158 --> 00:46:53,657
Megan from Regina...

938
00:46:53,658 --> 00:46:54,782
It's pronounced...

939
00:46:54,783 --> 00:46:56,699
I know how it's pronounced.

940
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,907
Megan from Canada...

941
00:46:59,908 --> 00:47:03,242
Has got to disappear.

942
00:47:03,283 --> 00:47:05,407
Forever.

943
00:47:05,408 --> 00:47:08,616
You got it?

944
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,075
All right, cut her loose.

945
00:47:16,117 --> 00:47:17,617
Ha-ugh!

946
00:47:20,283 --> 00:47:22,242
Ugh, mm!

947
00:47:23,575 --> 00:47:26,075
Hey, ninja turtle, come on.

948
00:47:26,117 --> 00:47:27,658
Wash up, bed.

949
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,407
Um...

950
00:47:30,408 --> 00:47:32,949
Parker, where did you get that?

951
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,282
Mm?

952
00:47:37,783 --> 00:47:38,783
Oh, my God!

953
00:47:38,784 --> 00:47:40,116
Sorry, Megan!

954
00:47:40,117 --> 00:47:41,782
Go, go, go!

955
00:47:43,867 --> 00:47:45,199
Hey, are you okay?

956
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,117
Are you okay?

957
00:47:47,118 --> 00:47:49,449
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.

958
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,949
The key is to tuck and roll.

959
00:47:51,950 --> 00:47:53,407
I'm sorry, tuck and what?

960
00:47:53,408 --> 00:47:55,699
Were those secret agents?

961
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,782
They were, Parker, yes.

962
00:47:57,783 --> 00:47:58,783
But I'm fine.

963
00:47:58,784 --> 00:47:59,824
No, I'm okay.

964
00:47:59,825 --> 00:48:01,366
I mean, look at this.

965
00:48:01,367 --> 00:48:03,407
The sun is out.

966
00:48:03,408 --> 00:48:05,242
The clouds are shining.

967
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:07,782
Oh, you are Parker,

968
00:48:07,783 --> 00:48:10,242
and you are Liz.

969
00:48:13,658 --> 00:48:14,824
You're scared of me.

970
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,491
Hell yes, I am.

971
00:48:16,492 --> 00:48:18,699
Not... not just me, though.

972
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:21,075
I mean, you fear the world.

973
00:48:21,117 --> 00:48:25,616
Every morning you dress yourself
in this cloak of sarcasm.

974
00:48:25,617 --> 00:48:27,366
But stripped bare
of this defense,

975
00:48:27,367 --> 00:48:29,407
you'd be forced
to forge true connections

976
00:48:29,408 --> 00:48:30,866
within your peer group,

977
00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:34,075
allowing people
to see the true Liz.

978
00:48:34,117 --> 00:48:37,907
Pull back the veil, Elizabeth.

979
00:48:37,908 --> 00:48:39,742
I won't reject you.

980
00:48:43,575 --> 00:48:45,199
You talk funny.

981
00:48:46,034 --> 00:48:47,991
Another fine observation,

982
00:48:47,992 --> 00:48:51,449
you sensitive boy
with no father figure.

983
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:53,282
Oh...

984
00:48:53,283 --> 00:48:54,657
Ohhh...

985
00:48:54,658 --> 00:48:55,658
Oh, my God!

986
00:48:55,659 --> 00:48:57,949
Okay, she so gets you.

987
00:48:57,950 --> 00:49:00,699
Shut up and grab her ankles!

988
00:49:08,283 --> 00:49:09,741
You okay?

989
00:49:09,742 --> 00:49:11,574
Yeah, I must have
sort of slept weird.

990
00:49:11,575 --> 00:49:14,991
I feel like I've been tossed
from a moving car.

991
00:49:14,992 --> 00:49:18,866
Oh, I know that feeling.

992
00:49:18,867 --> 00:49:20,907
So, are you going
to gooch's party?

993
00:49:20,908 --> 00:49:22,574
I don't know.
I mean...

994
00:49:22,575 --> 00:49:25,491
It's just my dad's not
really big on parties, so...

995
00:49:25,492 --> 00:49:26,824
Overprotective?

996
00:49:26,825 --> 00:49:29,366
Hypervigilant, domineering,
intrusive.

997
00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:30,449
Any of those work.

998
00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:32,075
I know what you mean.

999
00:49:32,117 --> 00:49:34,116
My foster parents could be
pretty controlling sometimes.

1000
00:49:34,117 --> 00:49:36,032
Oh, yeah?
What, did they ground you a lot?

1001
00:49:36,033 --> 00:49:37,949
More like
solitary confinement.

1002
00:49:37,950 --> 00:49:40,157
Wow, Canada really does suck.

1003
00:49:40,158 --> 00:49:42,324
I was never really
given a chance

1004
00:49:42,325 --> 00:49:43,782
to figure out what I want.

1005
00:49:43,783 --> 00:49:45,324
I practically had
to fake my own death

1006
00:49:45,325 --> 00:49:46,742
just to get out of there.

1007
00:49:46,783 --> 00:49:48,199
Well, I mean, at least
you stood up for yourself.

1008
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,241
That's cool.

1009
00:49:49,242 --> 00:49:50,824
Just sometimes I wish
I had a way out.

1010
00:49:50,825 --> 00:49:52,282
A way out... of here?

1011
00:49:52,283 --> 00:49:54,324
Why would you ever want
to leave these place?

1012
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,282
I guess it's just time
for something new.

1013
00:49:56,283 --> 00:49:57,949
I guess that's
what college is for.

1014
00:49:57,950 --> 00:49:59,491
But I don't know.

1015
00:49:59,492 --> 00:50:03,116
I mean, have you thought
about what's next for you?

1016
00:50:03,117 --> 00:50:04,782
No.

1017
00:50:04,783 --> 00:50:06,241
- No?
- No, actually.

1018
00:50:06,242 --> 00:50:08,282
I've been so focused
on this year,

1019
00:50:08,283 --> 00:50:09,699
I haven't really
thought about it.

1020
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:11,075
Well, you should.

1021
00:50:11,117 --> 00:50:13,658
You know, you got
a whole life ahead of you.

1022
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:18,741
It doesn't matter.

1023
00:50:18,742 --> 00:50:20,075
You know, whatever you do,

1024
00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:23,907
I'm sure it'll be impressive.

1025
00:50:23,908 --> 00:50:25,199
You really think so?

1026
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,407
Yeah.

1027
00:50:26,408 --> 00:50:28,242
I mean, I've never seen you

1028
00:50:28,283 --> 00:50:31,575
do something that wasn't
impressive, so...

1029
00:50:32,783 --> 00:50:34,574
Hey, guys.

1030
00:50:34,575 --> 00:50:35,991
I'm gonna have a party.

1031
00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:37,074
Sweet.

1032
00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:40,241
Bring your friends,
but no dudes.

1033
00:50:40,242 --> 00:50:41,657
That was a really
nice thing to say.

1034
00:50:41,658 --> 00:50:42,658
Thank you.

1035
00:50:42,659 --> 00:50:43,782
Mm-hmm.

1036
00:50:45,408 --> 00:50:47,657
Listen, so... Gooch's party.

1037
00:50:47,658 --> 00:50:49,742
Oh, we can talk
about it later.

1038
00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:50,949
No, no, I want
to talk about it now.

1039
00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:52,574
No, you should go.

1040
00:50:54,658 --> 00:50:55,907
Seriously, it's cool.

1041
00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:03,491
You should really
come to the party.

1042
00:51:03,492 --> 00:51:04,825
It could be your way out.

1043
00:51:06,783 --> 00:51:08,242
We'll see.

1044
00:51:25,117 --> 00:51:27,574
Mom, you're not, like,
letting her to go that, are you?

1045
00:51:27,575 --> 00:51:28,616
Sure.

1046
00:51:28,617 --> 00:51:29,949
Honey, what's the big deal?

1047
00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:31,408
Well, for starters,

1048
00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:33,824
she was passed out
in the front yard last night.

1049
00:51:33,825 --> 00:51:35,824
Well, maybe she had
too much to drink.

1050
00:51:35,825 --> 00:51:37,741
And that's just suddenly
okay with you?

1051
00:51:37,742 --> 00:51:39,157
I know having another girl
in the house

1052
00:51:39,158 --> 00:51:41,491
might be causing
some jealousy issues,

1053
00:51:41,492 --> 00:51:43,657
but this needs to stop.

1054
00:51:43,658 --> 00:51:45,116
Okay, well,
then I don't think

1055
00:51:45,117 --> 00:51:47,074
that this party will be
a safe environment for her.

1056
00:51:47,075 --> 00:51:48,033
Why is that?

1057
00:51:48,034 --> 00:51:50,157
Because gooch
is gonna be there,

1058
00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:51,242
and gooch is a pig.

1059
00:51:51,283 --> 00:51:54,032
In business class,
he had this proposal

1060
00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:55,366
to have a pirate-themed
restaurant

1061
00:51:55,367 --> 00:51:56,574
where after dinner
you have the option

1062
00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:58,116
to plunder your waitress.

1063
00:51:58,117 --> 00:51:59,699
Well, if you think
it's gonna be that dangerous,

1064
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,407
then I think you need
to go with her.

1065
00:52:01,408 --> 00:52:02,741
What?

1066
00:52:02,742 --> 00:52:04,866
Yeah, you two can
walk the plank together.

1067
00:52:04,867 --> 00:52:06,575
Are you... is that a joke?

1068
00:52:06,617 --> 00:52:08,242
You're going.

1069
00:52:08,283 --> 00:52:10,699
Oh, my God!

1070
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,532
Yeah, and try
to have some fun.

1071
00:52:13,617 --> 00:52:15,575
Oh, that's sick.

1072
00:52:15,617 --> 00:52:17,741
"Oh, don't tase me, bro."

1073
00:52:18,742 --> 00:52:19,742
Parker.

1074
00:52:19,743 --> 00:52:20,908
Oh, my God.

1075
00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:21,742
Parker.

1076
00:52:21,783 --> 00:52:23,449
Where do you get these things?

1077
00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:24,491
Honey.

1078
00:52:24,492 --> 00:52:26,950
Parker.

1079
00:52:30,533 --> 00:52:32,366
You look cute.

1080
00:52:32,367 --> 00:52:33,949
Thanks.

1081
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:34,950
You too.

1082
00:52:43,158 --> 00:52:44,574
This is awesome.

1083
00:52:44,575 --> 00:52:45,657
Yeah.

1084
00:52:45,658 --> 00:52:47,949
Like a bally's total fitness.

1085
00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:49,075
Yeah!

1086
00:52:49,117 --> 00:52:51,366
Freedom!

1087
00:52:51,367 --> 00:52:52,449
Yah!

1088
00:52:52,450 --> 00:52:53,907
Give me your drink, bro.

1089
00:52:53,908 --> 00:52:56,907
Oh!

1090
00:52:56,908 --> 00:53:00,116
Well, I'm gonna need
to black that out, so...

1091
00:53:00,117 --> 00:53:02,574
Keg?

1092
00:53:02,575 --> 00:53:04,616
I'm okay!

1093
00:53:04,617 --> 00:53:06,532
Yeah, I'm okay!

1094
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:21,032
No, but, true story...

1095
00:53:21,033 --> 00:53:22,991
We met when I was
in Australia.

1096
00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:25,157
He was practically
royalty there.

1097
00:53:25,158 --> 00:53:27,032
Wait, so you're
friends with him?

1098
00:53:27,033 --> 00:53:28,907
Because I love his movies.

1099
00:53:28,908 --> 00:53:30,907
Well, I wouldn't say
we're friends,

1100
00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:35,657
but you should see
the snapchats he sends me.

1101
00:53:37,075 --> 00:53:41,407
That is the coolest thing
I have ever heard.

1102
00:53:41,408 --> 00:53:43,616
Easy, tiger.

1103
00:53:43,617 --> 00:53:44,699
Gonna mess up my hair.

1104
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:46,449
Why are you even here, 84?

1105
00:53:46,450 --> 00:53:48,616
And why are you pretending
to know a Hemsworth?

1106
00:53:48,617 --> 00:53:49,824
I'm not pretending.

1107
00:53:49,825 --> 00:53:51,907
Which one do you know?

1108
00:53:51,908 --> 00:53:53,157
Does it matter?

1109
00:53:53,158 --> 00:53:54,366
"Does it matter?"

1110
00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:55,616
Chill out.

1111
00:53:55,617 --> 00:53:57,324
I'm just keeping
an eye on things...

1112
00:53:57,325 --> 00:53:58,574
Megan.

1113
00:53:58,575 --> 00:54:00,408
So hardman sent you

1114
00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:01,908
to watch over me?

1115
00:54:01,950 --> 00:54:03,408
Insurance policy.

1116
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:04,949
If we can't get you out,

1117
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:05,991
we'll force you out.

1118
00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:07,407
By ruining my social life.

1119
00:54:07,408 --> 00:54:08,908
Mm-hmm.

1120
00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,991
Though it doesn't seem
like you have much of one.

1121
00:54:10,992 --> 00:54:12,991
Oh.

1122
00:54:15,283 --> 00:54:16,699
Are you wearing kesha?

1123
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:21,116
Mm, her scent
is the absolute truth.

1124
00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:23,324
Oh, and...

1125
00:54:23,325 --> 00:54:24,949
It's Heather now.

1126
00:54:24,950 --> 00:54:25,950
Kisses.

1127
00:54:25,951 --> 00:54:27,449
Ugh!

1128
00:54:27,450 --> 00:54:29,157
Ugh, come back here.

1129
00:54:29,158 --> 00:54:30,907
Where are you going?

1130
00:54:30,908 --> 00:54:32,783
What the fuck was that?

1131
00:54:34,658 --> 00:54:36,742
Oh, I-I'm sorry.

1132
00:54:36,783 --> 00:54:38,324
I'm decent.

1133
00:54:38,325 --> 00:54:39,574
Don't worry about it.

1134
00:54:39,575 --> 00:54:40,575
No, it's fine.

1135
00:54:40,617 --> 00:54:41,907
I think I'll probably...

1136
00:54:41,908 --> 00:54:44,866
Stay with me, Liz Larson,
and talk.

1137
00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:47,157
Stay and talk with me, please.

1138
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:48,366
You know my name?

1139
00:54:48,367 --> 00:54:50,907
Yeah, why wouldn't
I know your name?

1140
00:54:50,908 --> 00:54:52,575
Do you want to know my name?

1141
00:54:52,617 --> 00:54:54,199
I know that according
to the yearbook,

1142
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,366
your interests are donkey Kong
and donkey punches,

1143
00:54:57,367 --> 00:54:59,366
so that's enough for me.

1144
00:54:59,367 --> 00:55:00,907
My name is Bernard.

1145
00:55:00,908 --> 00:55:04,324
But Bernard has Tequila,

1146
00:55:04,325 --> 00:55:05,657
Liz Larson,

1147
00:55:05,658 --> 00:55:07,742
in this awesome flask.

1148
00:55:07,783 --> 00:55:08,783
Pull back the veil.

1149
00:55:08,784 --> 00:55:09,908
Bernard's Tequila

1150
00:55:09,950 --> 00:55:12,074
in this flask Tequila.

1151
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:13,616
So come, drink.

1152
00:55:13,617 --> 00:55:14,657
Okay, yeah.

1153
00:55:14,658 --> 00:55:15,866
Oh, yes.

1154
00:55:15,867 --> 00:55:17,074
- Ow. Okay.
- Oh, are you okay?

1155
00:55:17,075 --> 00:55:18,075
Mm-hmm.

1156
00:55:31,950 --> 00:55:34,366
So, you heard
about homecoming?

1157
00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:37,449
I have my eye on this one guy.

1158
00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:39,575
I wonder if he's here.

1159
00:55:39,617 --> 00:55:41,241
Oh...

1160
00:55:41,242 --> 00:55:43,532
Yep, there he is.

1161
00:55:43,533 --> 00:55:45,324
Yeah, don't even
think about it.

1162
00:55:45,325 --> 00:55:47,075
Oh, what?

1163
00:55:47,117 --> 00:55:49,282
Worried somebody might
like me more than you?

1164
00:55:49,283 --> 00:55:51,407
I'm warning you.

1165
00:55:51,408 --> 00:55:52,408
He's mine.

1166
00:55:52,409 --> 00:55:53,908
We'll see.

1167
00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:07,242
Hey.

1168
00:56:07,283 --> 00:56:08,407
Hey.

1169
00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:10,199
So you ladies want
to play some beer pong?

1170
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,407
Yes.

1171
00:56:11,408 --> 00:56:13,491
Hey, I'm cash.

1172
00:56:13,492 --> 00:56:14,574
Heather.

1173
00:56:14,575 --> 00:56:16,199
Come on.

1174
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,075
Hey, are you serious?

1175
00:56:19,117 --> 00:56:20,367
Yes.

1176
00:56:28,117 --> 00:56:30,616
It's all because of me
and my old man.

1177
00:56:30,617 --> 00:56:32,075
He's just this mindless machine

1178
00:56:32,117 --> 00:56:35,366
that I can't even
relate to anymore.

1179
00:56:35,367 --> 00:56:36,782
"You got to be number one.

1180
00:56:36,783 --> 00:56:39,075
"I won't tolerate any losers
in this family.

1181
00:56:39,117 --> 00:56:40,616
"Your intensity's for shit.

1182
00:56:40,617 --> 00:56:41,742
Win, win, win."

1183
00:56:41,783 --> 00:56:44,408
It's... you son of a bitch.

1184
00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:45,866
Sometimes...

1185
00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:47,699
Sometimes I wish
my knee would just give

1186
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,617
and he would forget
all about me.

1187
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,282
I'm so sorry.

1188
00:56:53,283 --> 00:56:55,949
I mean, I had no idea...

1189
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:58,574
You were such a great actor!

1190
00:56:58,575 --> 00:57:02,074
<i>Oh, god, that was
the breakfast club monologue?</i>

1191
00:57:02,075 --> 00:57:03,075
Yeah.

1192
00:57:03,076 --> 00:57:04,282
Oh, I love it.

1193
00:57:04,283 --> 00:57:06,407
People don't usually
believe I can act,

1194
00:57:06,408 --> 00:57:08,532
just 'cause of the way I look.

1195
00:57:08,533 --> 00:57:09,908
Yeah, sure, I'm no Vera farmiga,

1196
00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:11,616
but I believe I have talent.

1197
00:57:11,617 --> 00:57:13,282
Mm.

1198
00:57:13,283 --> 00:57:14,575
Tremendo talent.

1199
00:57:14,617 --> 00:57:15,699
- Really?
- Yeah.

1200
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:16,866
Thank you.

1201
00:57:26,283 --> 00:57:28,241
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

1202
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,908
Hey!

1203
00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:47,282
Knock-knock.

1204
00:57:47,283 --> 00:57:48,324
Oh.

1205
00:57:48,325 --> 00:57:50,657
Oh, look, it's Roger.

1206
00:57:50,658 --> 00:57:52,491
Roger Rabbit.

1207
00:57:52,492 --> 00:57:53,492
What up?

1208
00:57:53,493 --> 00:57:54,575
Come get in.

1209
00:57:54,617 --> 00:57:55,699
Come hang.
It's nice.

1210
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:56,908
No, that's okay.

1211
00:57:56,950 --> 00:57:58,074
It does look like fun
in here, though.

1212
00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,366
That's where the fun is.

1213
00:57:59,367 --> 00:58:00,908
Tubs are fun.

1214
00:58:00,950 --> 00:58:03,616
Uh, you guys have not
seen Megan anywhere, have you?

1215
00:58:03,617 --> 00:58:05,408
Who wants to know?

1216
00:58:05,450 --> 00:58:07,449
I do.

1217
00:58:07,450 --> 00:58:09,242
He has a trustworthy face.

1218
00:58:09,283 --> 00:58:10,283
Trustworthy?

1219
00:58:10,284 --> 00:58:13,449
A little bit,
except for that smirk.

1220
00:58:13,450 --> 00:58:15,449
She's downstairs.

1221
00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:16,699
Shh.

1222
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:17,741
But...

1223
00:58:17,742 --> 00:58:19,742
You did not hear that from me,

1224
00:58:19,783 --> 00:58:21,699
because I...

1225
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:25,407
Was never here.

1226
00:58:25,408 --> 00:58:26,907
Oh!

1227
00:58:26,908 --> 00:58:28,491
You guys have fun.

1228
00:58:28,492 --> 00:58:29,574
Thank you.

1229
00:59:03,492 --> 00:59:05,449
No, really, it's so much fun.

1230
00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:06,699
Hey, Megan.

1231
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,866
Do you know where...

1232
00:59:07,867 --> 00:59:10,325
Do you know where Bernard is?

1233
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,616
Oh.

1234
00:59:13,617 --> 00:59:17,199
This store is, like, huge.

1235
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,407
Who's Bernard?

1236
00:59:18,408 --> 00:59:20,491
He's... just, if you know...

1237
00:59:20,492 --> 00:59:22,449
When he calls me back,

1238
00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:24,949
could you just tell him
that I'm gonna be...

1239
00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:28,742
I'm just gonna be
under this table.

1240
00:59:28,783 --> 00:59:29,908
Cab's here.

1241
00:59:29,950 --> 00:59:31,866
Who's up for waffles?

1242
00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,574
Oh, my God, let's do it.

1243
00:59:33,575 --> 00:59:36,532
Hey, Megan, you in?

1244
00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:38,657
I should really get her
to bed.

1245
00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,657
I think she's
already found one.

1246
00:59:40,658 --> 00:59:42,242
Come on, let's grab a bite.

1247
00:59:42,283 --> 00:59:43,782
Ugh, come on, cash.

1248
00:59:43,783 --> 00:59:46,242
Do you want to hang out
or bang out?

1249
00:59:49,075 --> 00:59:50,575
Liz, hey.

1250
00:59:50,617 --> 00:59:52,616
Sit up for a sec.

1251
00:59:52,617 --> 00:59:53,907
I'm gonna go out for waffles,

1252
00:59:53,908 --> 00:59:55,657
but I'll bring you
a short stack.

1253
00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:56,658
I'll be right back.

1254
00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:57,991
I'll bring you waffles.

1255
00:59:57,992 --> 00:59:59,742
Okay.

1256
00:59:59,783 --> 01:00:02,532
Has anyone around here
told you about homecoming?

1257
01:00:02,533 --> 01:00:04,407
No.

1258
01:00:04,408 --> 01:00:07,699
Come on.

1259
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,742
Yeah, okay.

1260
01:00:12,617 --> 01:00:13,908
This is ridiculous.

1261
01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:15,699
I haven't even
had coffee this morning.

1262
01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:17,616
I wake up, and what
do I come down to?

1263
01:00:17,617 --> 01:00:18,657
Dicks in my face.

1264
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,324
What in that head of yours

1265
01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:22,699
thought it was okay
to sleep at a stranger's house?

1266
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:23,780
You told me to go have fun.

1267
01:00:23,783 --> 01:00:24,991
Fun, fun.

1268
01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:26,949
But you stumbled in here
at 6:00 A.M.

1269
01:00:26,950 --> 01:00:29,032
With male genitalia
drawn on your face.

1270
01:00:29,033 --> 01:00:31,032
I made sure she was safe.

1271
01:00:31,033 --> 01:00:32,241
Excuse me?

1272
01:00:32,242 --> 01:00:33,991
She had a pillow.

1273
01:00:33,992 --> 01:00:37,575
What she should have had
was a ride home.

1274
01:00:37,617 --> 01:00:38,824
You don't leave a friend
on a couch

1275
01:00:38,825 --> 01:00:40,074
because you want
to go have breakfast

1276
01:00:40,075 --> 01:00:41,907
with some silly little boy band.

1277
01:00:41,908 --> 01:00:44,908
We look out for each other
in this family.

1278
01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:46,449
Got it?

1279
01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:48,408
Yes, ma'am.

1280
01:00:48,450 --> 01:00:49,408
Ow.

1281
01:00:49,450 --> 01:00:50,408
Assholes.

1282
01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:51,908
Ugh, they used a sharpie.

1283
01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:53,407
You're gonna go to church
with that on your face.

1284
01:00:53,408 --> 01:00:54,991
Why don't you walk
right up to the pastor

1285
01:00:54,992 --> 01:00:56,407
and say, "hey, I've got
a penis on my face"?

1286
01:00:56,408 --> 01:00:57,824
- I will.
- Oh, you will?

1287
01:00:57,825 --> 01:00:59,699
Okay, great, let's go
show it to grandma.

1288
01:01:12,908 --> 01:01:14,908
Step right up, gumdrop.

1289
01:01:19,117 --> 01:01:22,032
It's a beautiful day
in the neighborhood.

1290
01:01:22,033 --> 01:01:23,866
Hey, there's some gum
three rows back.

1291
01:01:23,867 --> 01:01:25,199
You think you could get on that?

1292
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,742
Ooh, teenage sarcasm.

1293
01:01:27,783 --> 01:01:30,616
Have you tried acne
and eating disorders too?

1294
01:01:30,617 --> 01:01:32,075
Have you tried shaving?

1295
01:01:32,117 --> 01:01:34,408
Martin Van Buren called
and wants those sideburns back.

1296
01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,991
Marty Van B. Died in 1822,

1297
01:01:36,992 --> 01:01:41,116
14 years before
the invention of the telephone.

1298
01:01:41,117 --> 01:01:44,199
Now you see why I prefer
homeschooling?

1299
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,408
Sit.

1300
01:01:49,367 --> 01:01:50,407
I'm pulling you out.

1301
01:01:50,408 --> 01:01:52,242
What?

1302
01:01:52,283 --> 01:01:53,742
No, we had a deal.

1303
01:01:53,783 --> 01:01:54,742
Deal's off.

1304
01:01:54,783 --> 01:01:56,491
Look at your screen.

1305
01:01:56,492 --> 01:02:00,532
Knox escaped, and she left
a really nice death threat.

1306
01:02:00,533 --> 01:02:02,116
How is that possible?

1307
01:02:02,117 --> 01:02:02,908
She had help.

1308
01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:03,908
I lost some good people.

1309
01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:05,241
Don't want to lose you,

1310
01:02:05,242 --> 01:02:06,532
so I'm trying to get you
somewhere safe.

1311
01:02:06,533 --> 01:02:07,741
I'm safe here, thank you.

1312
01:02:07,742 --> 01:02:09,157
You just logged
on to Facebook.

1313
01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:09,992
Under an alias.

1314
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,199
I'm taking you back.

1315
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,032
I have an actual life
here now, okay?

1316
01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:14,657
I'm not going back to Prescott.

1317
01:02:14,658 --> 01:02:16,157
And when Knox finds out
where you are,

1318
01:02:16,158 --> 01:02:19,949
she will use your actual life
to destroy you.

1319
01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:22,407
No attachments, remember, 83?

1320
01:02:22,408 --> 01:02:23,991
I can't live like that again.

1321
01:02:23,992 --> 01:02:25,449
Hey, we're out here.

1322
01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,450
We're gonna be late.

1323
01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:27,699
Come on.

1324
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:30,074
If you want to go it alone,

1325
01:02:30,075 --> 01:02:33,367
you'll have to go 100% alone.

1326
01:02:35,575 --> 01:02:38,949
I won't be back.

1327
01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:43,616
It's just, Liz is finally
acting like a human towards me,

1328
01:02:43,617 --> 01:02:46,282
and I'm pretty sure Roger's
my first real friend,

1329
01:02:46,283 --> 01:02:51,032
and I just got asked out by
the hottest guy to homecoming.

1330
01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:53,324
I've never been
to a homecoming, okay?

1331
01:02:53,325 --> 01:02:54,575
This is... I'm not going.

1332
01:02:54,617 --> 01:02:56,242
I'm staying.

1333
01:02:56,283 --> 01:02:57,575
Let me off.

1334
01:02:57,617 --> 01:02:59,574
Remember, 83...

1335
01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:03,532
I'm not in the rescue business.

1336
01:03:03,533 --> 01:03:05,074
Thank you.

1337
01:03:05,075 --> 01:03:06,242
Finally.

1338
01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,282
If Knox comes...

1339
01:03:09,283 --> 01:03:10,408
She better bring fire,

1340
01:03:10,450 --> 01:03:11,575
she better bring thunder,

1341
01:03:11,617 --> 01:03:13,742
and she better bring hell.

1342
01:03:13,783 --> 01:03:15,532
Just tell her to bring it
before 10:30.

1343
01:03:15,533 --> 01:03:17,242
I've got a curfew.

1344
01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:24,366
I don't know why you're so mad,
all right?

1345
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,908
I didn't pour Tequila
down your throat.

1346
01:03:25,950 --> 01:03:28,242
I got Pablo dicasso'd
on my face.

1347
01:03:28,283 --> 01:03:29,741
Yeah?

1348
01:03:29,742 --> 01:03:31,657
That's, like, the pinnacle
of high school humiliation.

1349
01:03:31,658 --> 01:03:33,616
It washed off.

1350
01:03:33,617 --> 01:03:34,617
Sort of.

1351
01:03:34,618 --> 01:03:35,782
What?

1352
01:03:35,783 --> 01:03:38,116
Oh, my God.

1353
01:03:38,117 --> 01:03:38,992
And the photos!

1354
01:03:38,993 --> 01:03:41,074
Instagram, like, owns them now.

1355
01:03:41,075 --> 01:03:44,408
Can we just focus
on the positive for a minute?

1356
01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:46,074
Cash asked me to homecoming!

1357
01:03:46,075 --> 01:03:47,742
If I hadn't gone with him,
he would have asked Heather.

1358
01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:49,449
That would have been game over.

1359
01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:51,157
Jesus, Ringwald!

1360
01:03:51,158 --> 01:03:53,991
Do you never tire of this
"I'm in a teen movie" fantasy?

1361
01:03:53,992 --> 01:03:55,324
I don't even understand

1362
01:03:55,325 --> 01:03:56,532
why you're so obsessed
with this guy.

1363
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,741
I mean, like, okay, he's cute
and he's in a band, yay.

1364
01:03:58,742 --> 01:04:00,075
He also looks like the ass-baby

1365
01:04:00,117 --> 01:04:02,491
of criss angel
and Russell brand.

1366
01:04:06,408 --> 01:04:09,242
Hello?

1367
01:04:09,283 --> 01:04:10,616
Are you listening to me?

1368
01:04:10,617 --> 01:04:12,742
What are you staring at?

1369
01:04:14,242 --> 01:04:16,242
Down!

1370
01:04:16,283 --> 01:04:17,575
Switch seats with me!

1371
01:04:17,617 --> 01:04:19,992
Oh, my god!
What's happening?

1372
01:04:21,825 --> 01:04:23,742
Somebody wants me dead.

1373
01:04:29,117 --> 01:04:30,657
We're in a car chase, Liz.

1374
01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:33,116
Okay, why?

1375
01:04:33,117 --> 01:04:34,408
Huh?

1376
01:04:35,742 --> 01:04:37,116
I'm not from Canada.

1377
01:04:37,117 --> 01:04:39,075
I'm a fugitive from
a quasi-governmental

1378
01:04:39,117 --> 01:04:41,575
military facility that
trains child assassins.

1379
01:04:44,950 --> 01:04:46,782
I faked my own death,
ran away,

1380
01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:48,575
and pretended to be
an exchange student.

1381
01:04:48,617 --> 01:04:49,782
I didn't know how to tell you.

1382
01:04:49,783 --> 01:04:51,075
I got to get out of here.

1383
01:04:51,117 --> 01:04:51,908
No!

1384
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:53,199
Why would you do that?

1385
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,200
I don't know!

1386
01:04:56,117 --> 01:04:57,742
Ugh!

1387
01:05:15,658 --> 01:05:17,742
All right, I need you to get
your breathing under control

1388
01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:18,783
before you...

1389
01:05:28,075 --> 01:05:30,407
You feel better now,
don't you?

1390
01:05:30,408 --> 01:05:31,658
Fence!

1391
01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:53,575
What happened?

1392
01:06:12,325 --> 01:06:13,325
What are you doing?

1393
01:06:13,325 --> 01:06:14,325
They'll move.

1394
01:06:14,325 --> 01:06:15,325
Are you crazy?

1395
01:06:15,326 --> 01:06:16,783
They'll move.

1396
01:06:21,992 --> 01:06:23,283
Stop!

1397
01:06:41,242 --> 01:06:42,825
Stay here.

1398
01:07:04,617 --> 01:07:06,325
Kesha.

1399
01:07:11,075 --> 01:07:12,242
Get armed.

1400
01:07:12,283 --> 01:07:14,366
You've been armed.

1401
01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:17,824
Agent 83, I thought we
were done with each other.

1402
01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:19,992
She's a goddamn
double agent, Hardman.

1403
01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:23,241
Why do you sound so upset?

1404
01:07:23,242 --> 01:07:25,157
Your protection
tried to kill me.

1405
01:07:25,158 --> 01:07:27,116
And what protection
would that be?

1406
01:07:27,117 --> 01:07:28,157
84.

1407
01:07:28,158 --> 01:07:29,158
Agent 84?

1408
01:07:29,158 --> 01:07:29,950
You've seen her?

1409
01:07:29,951 --> 01:07:30,991
Yes, I've seen her.

1410
01:07:30,992 --> 01:07:32,074
You assigned her to shadow me.

1411
01:07:32,075 --> 01:07:34,616
She tried to steal my boyfriend.

1412
01:07:34,617 --> 01:07:36,075
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, ah, ah.

1413
01:07:36,117 --> 01:07:39,574
Follow the lead wire
back to the switching box.

1414
01:07:39,575 --> 01:07:40,575
Ah-ah-ah-ah!

1415
01:07:40,576 --> 01:07:41,616
The red one.

1416
01:07:41,617 --> 01:07:43,532
Please don't blow me up.

1417
01:07:43,533 --> 01:07:45,241
I did not send 84.

1418
01:07:45,242 --> 01:07:47,741
As a matter of fact,
I thought she was dead,

1419
01:07:47,742 --> 01:07:49,907
killed in action
during the Knox escape.

1420
01:07:49,908 --> 01:07:50,700
What?

1421
01:07:50,701 --> 01:07:52,199
Oh, God.

1422
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,241
This is a hell
of a state of affairs.

1423
01:07:54,242 --> 01:07:56,408
Just send me my gear.
I can take her out.

1424
01:07:56,450 --> 01:07:57,908
Oh, no, no, no, 83.

1425
01:07:57,950 --> 01:07:59,824
I warned you about this.

1426
01:07:59,825 --> 01:08:01,449
You're on your own.

1427
01:08:04,742 --> 01:08:05,742
Got to go.

1428
01:08:05,742 --> 01:08:06,742
Hardman, no...

1429
01:08:09,450 --> 01:08:10,741
Sorry.

1430
01:08:10,742 --> 01:08:13,950
And that's why
we wear the suits.

1431
01:08:35,992 --> 01:08:37,657
Roger?

1432
01:08:37,658 --> 01:08:39,616
I didn't know you were here.

1433
01:08:39,617 --> 01:08:41,532
Yeah, I heard
about the accident.

1434
01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:42,824
Thanks so much for coming.

1435
01:08:42,825 --> 01:08:44,825
I really needed a friend
right now.

1436
01:08:48,283 --> 01:08:49,699
Right.

1437
01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:52,241
Well, I'm sure cash
is on his way.

1438
01:08:52,242 --> 01:08:56,241
Anyway, I'm really glad
you're not hurt.

1439
01:08:56,242 --> 01:08:57,616
I'll see you around.

1440
01:08:57,617 --> 01:08:59,200
Okay?

1441
01:09:19,492 --> 01:09:22,242
So...
Trained assassin, huh?

1442
01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:26,283
Thank god you didn't get pissed
and bump me off.

1443
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,282
Why did you come?

1444
01:09:32,283 --> 01:09:35,366
I saw the family photo.

1445
01:09:35,367 --> 01:09:36,699
You guys looked really happy.

1446
01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:39,575
I wanted to be a part of that.

1447
01:09:39,617 --> 01:09:41,241
But I never wanted this, Liz.

1448
01:09:41,242 --> 01:09:43,157
I'm really sorry.

1449
01:09:43,158 --> 01:09:44,242
No.

1450
01:09:44,283 --> 01:09:45,783
Shh, shh, shh.

1451
01:09:47,658 --> 01:09:50,075
Everything's fine.

1452
01:09:50,117 --> 01:09:51,532
I'm fine.

1453
01:09:51,533 --> 01:09:55,075
I mean, really, I think
it's mostly just bruising.

1454
01:09:55,117 --> 01:09:56,657
Oh, god...

1455
01:09:56,658 --> 01:09:58,199
Hardman was right.

1456
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,242
I was just too stupid
to listen.

1457
01:10:03,075 --> 01:10:04,908
I got to go.

1458
01:10:06,242 --> 01:10:07,449
Well, don't leave us.

1459
01:10:07,450 --> 01:10:09,408
It's the only way
to keep you guys safe.

1460
01:10:09,450 --> 01:10:11,075
Bullshit.

1461
01:10:11,117 --> 01:10:14,075
Look, I'm sorry
that this is not working out

1462
01:10:14,117 --> 01:10:15,699
the way that
you always imagined.

1463
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:18,908
But life is messy,

1464
01:10:18,950 --> 01:10:20,742
and it doesn't give
a free pass to anyone,

1465
01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:22,616
no matter how many different
languages you speak

1466
01:10:22,617 --> 01:10:27,449
or whether or not you can
kill someone with a hula-hoop.

1467
01:10:27,450 --> 01:10:32,075
Abandoning people
is not how you help them.

1468
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,491
Leaving is what hurts.

1469
01:10:36,492 --> 01:10:37,824
Trust me.

1470
01:10:37,825 --> 01:10:40,074
There are vicious,
self-absorbed sociopaths

1471
01:10:40,075 --> 01:10:41,991
out to get me right now, Liz.

1472
01:10:43,075 --> 01:10:44,742
I mean...

1473
01:10:44,783 --> 01:10:47,741
You survived high school, right?

1474
01:10:47,742 --> 01:10:49,242
How bad could these guys be?

1475
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,449
Hey!

1476
01:11:39,450 --> 01:11:40,699
Where are you going?

1477
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,741
I'm not going anywhere.

1478
01:11:42,742 --> 01:11:45,074
Thanks for my picture, Tucker.

1479
01:11:45,075 --> 01:11:45,867
Okay?

1480
01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:48,742
Now put back my goggles!

1481
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:53,282
Whoa!

1482
01:11:53,283 --> 01:11:54,324
Shit.

1483
01:11:54,325 --> 01:11:55,657
Okay, uh...

1484
01:11:55,658 --> 01:11:58,074
I'll let you guys have a minute.

1485
01:11:58,075 --> 01:12:00,699
Oh, crazy.

1486
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,157
You want to check your...

1487
01:12:02,158 --> 01:12:04,074
Yeah, thanks.

1488
01:12:10,242 --> 01:12:12,491
Um...

1489
01:12:12,492 --> 01:12:14,408
Yeah, well, just...

1490
01:12:14,450 --> 01:12:15,908
Call me later.

1491
01:12:18,242 --> 01:12:19,657
Fresh meat.

1492
01:12:19,658 --> 01:12:20,991
Yeah!

1493
01:12:20,992 --> 01:12:22,408
Yeah!

1494
01:12:24,075 --> 01:12:25,491
Shut up.

1495
01:12:25,492 --> 01:12:27,407
You cannot judge me.

1496
01:12:27,408 --> 01:12:29,657
Not judging.

1497
01:12:29,658 --> 01:12:31,117
Not judging.

1498
01:12:32,575 --> 01:12:35,575
Follow the mission profile,
and we all come home safely.

1499
01:12:35,617 --> 01:12:36,699
We have the home field
advantage,

1500
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,366
so we let Knox come to us.

1501
01:12:38,367 --> 01:12:39,532
It is homecoming, though.

1502
01:12:39,533 --> 01:12:41,782
Every girl should
use protection.

1503
01:12:41,783 --> 01:12:43,241
Okay, let's do this.

1504
01:13:36,033 --> 01:13:38,116
Awesome, please take this
away from me.

1505
01:13:38,117 --> 01:13:41,074
I'm gonna throw up
all over you.

1506
01:13:41,075 --> 01:13:42,575
Please...

1507
01:13:44,950 --> 01:13:47,657
What's it like
to kill someone?

1508
01:13:47,658 --> 01:13:48,699
Excuse me?

1509
01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:50,407
I just mean, do you even...

1510
01:13:50,408 --> 01:13:52,407
Feel remorse when you're, like,
shooting someone in the face?

1511
01:13:52,408 --> 01:13:54,199
They used to tell us

1512
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,532
that we had to detach,

1513
01:13:55,533 --> 01:13:57,407
but... I never could.

1514
01:13:57,408 --> 01:13:59,991
So, wait, then are you, like,
haunted at night

1515
01:13:59,992 --> 01:14:02,241
by the visions of the souls
that you've taken?

1516
01:14:02,242 --> 01:14:04,491
No, no, not... no.

1517
01:14:04,492 --> 01:14:06,199
Not quite.

1518
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,407
See, I've...

1519
01:14:08,408 --> 01:14:09,949
Never actually
done it before.

1520
01:14:09,950 --> 01:14:11,241
What?

1521
01:14:11,242 --> 01:14:13,741
Wait, you told me you were,
like, miss experienced.

1522
01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:14,908
I never said that.

1523
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:16,742
I distinctly remember
you saying that.

1524
01:14:16,783 --> 01:14:18,449
I know how it works, okay?

1525
01:14:18,450 --> 01:14:19,574
I may have said that.

1526
01:14:19,575 --> 01:14:20,699
I've seen videos,

1527
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,907
different ways that it's done.

1528
01:14:22,908 --> 01:14:25,116
I've just never done it myself.

1529
01:14:25,117 --> 01:14:26,449
Like, never?

1530
01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:27,908
I came really close once

1531
01:14:27,950 --> 01:14:29,324
and grazed this guy in London.

1532
01:14:29,325 --> 01:14:30,325
Does that count?

1533
01:14:30,326 --> 01:14:32,032
That counts.

1534
01:14:32,033 --> 01:14:33,575
Mm...

1535
01:14:33,617 --> 01:14:36,574
I think it has to go
all the way in.

1536
01:14:36,575 --> 01:14:38,366
Okay, wow.

1537
01:14:38,367 --> 01:14:39,575
If we're gonna nitpick here,

1538
01:14:39,617 --> 01:14:42,366
then technically no.

1539
01:14:42,367 --> 01:14:45,282
I've done lots
of other stuff, though.

1540
01:14:45,283 --> 01:14:47,449
Okay.

1541
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:48,450
I have.

1542
01:14:48,451 --> 01:14:49,782
I believe you.

1543
01:14:49,783 --> 01:14:52,157
It's not as easy as you think,
okay?

1544
01:14:52,158 --> 01:14:55,157
It can take a few times
for things to line up.

1545
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:57,033
I don't know
why you're laughing.

1546
01:14:59,617 --> 01:15:02,407
No, I would...
I would do it.

1547
01:15:02,408 --> 01:15:04,908
If I had to, I would do it.

1548
01:15:04,950 --> 01:15:06,782
I just...

1549
01:15:06,783 --> 01:15:10,241
I just think the first time
should be special.

1550
01:15:10,242 --> 01:15:12,074
Right?

1551
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:14,324
Yeah, well...

1552
01:15:14,325 --> 01:15:16,283
We agree on one thing, then.

1553
01:15:19,325 --> 01:15:22,074
What are we talking about?

1554
01:15:23,825 --> 01:15:25,282
Uh... would you...

1555
01:15:25,283 --> 01:15:26,324
Popcorn?

1556
01:15:26,325 --> 01:15:27,445
Would you like some popcorn?

1557
01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:28,491
I bet you'd like some popcorn.

1558
01:15:28,492 --> 01:15:29,992
Wouldn't you like some popcorn?

1559
01:15:35,492 --> 01:15:36,741
- Hi.
- Ready?

1560
01:15:36,742 --> 01:15:38,074
Yeah, am I good?

1561
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,199
- Better than good.
- Okay.

1562
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,242
One sec, though.

1563
01:15:44,575 --> 01:15:45,575
Close.

1564
01:15:45,576 --> 01:15:47,282
Okay.

1565
01:15:47,283 --> 01:15:48,575
There.

1566
01:15:48,617 --> 01:15:50,908
Just a little bit of smoke
around the eyes.

1567
01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:53,575
Adds to your mystique.

1568
01:15:53,617 --> 01:15:55,907
And me?

1569
01:15:55,908 --> 01:15:59,157
You positive about the heels?

1570
01:15:59,158 --> 01:16:00,158
Yeah, I got this.

1571
01:16:00,158 --> 01:16:01,158
You got this.

1572
01:16:04,283 --> 01:16:06,282
Go get 'em.

1573
01:16:06,283 --> 01:16:07,407
Not without you.

1574
01:16:07,408 --> 01:16:08,408
Let's go.

1575
01:16:08,409 --> 01:16:10,241
Three, two, one.

1576
01:16:11,243 --> 01:16:13,407
Yes.

1577
01:16:13,408 --> 01:16:15,449
So, um...

1578
01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:17,491
Liz Larson, huh?

1579
01:16:17,492 --> 01:16:20,282
Uh, yeah, you know...
What can I say?

1580
01:16:20,283 --> 01:16:23,657
I like who I am around her.

1581
01:16:23,658 --> 01:16:24,866
Good for you, gooch.

1582
01:16:24,867 --> 01:16:27,241
Oh, it's Bernard now.

1583
01:16:27,242 --> 01:16:29,407
It's Bernard.

1584
01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:45,825
Hello.

1585
01:16:45,826 --> 01:16:47,491
How's it going?

1586
01:16:47,492 --> 01:16:49,116
Look at you, all dressed.

1587
01:16:49,117 --> 01:16:49,992
Yeah.

1588
01:16:49,993 --> 01:16:51,407
- This is nice.
- Thank you.

1589
01:16:51,408 --> 01:16:52,449
I like this.

1590
01:16:52,450 --> 01:16:54,324
There you go, girls.

1591
01:16:54,325 --> 01:16:55,407
Okay, great.

1592
01:16:55,408 --> 01:16:56,408
Thank you.

1593
01:16:56,409 --> 01:16:57,616
Wow.

1594
01:16:57,617 --> 01:16:59,324
You girls look beautiful.

1595
01:16:59,325 --> 01:17:00,532
Thank you.

1596
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:01,742
Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.

1597
01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:02,991
Let's take a picture.

1598
01:17:02,992 --> 01:17:04,491
Okay.

1599
01:17:04,492 --> 01:17:05,575
One, two...

1600
01:17:05,617 --> 01:17:07,741
Cheese.
Ahah-ah-ah.

1601
01:17:07,742 --> 01:17:09,407
What are you doing?

1602
01:17:09,408 --> 01:17:10,616
Make memories...

1603
01:17:10,617 --> 01:17:11,617
Not babies.

1604
01:17:11,617 --> 01:17:12,617
Thank you.

1605
01:17:12,617 --> 01:17:13,617
Remember, boys...

1606
01:17:13,617 --> 01:17:14,617
Whatever you do to them,

1607
01:17:14,618 --> 01:17:16,032
I'm gonna do to you.

1608
01:17:16,033 --> 01:17:17,241
Ha-ha-ha.

1609
01:17:17,242 --> 01:17:18,242
Not kidding.

1610
01:17:18,243 --> 01:17:20,241
Oh, my God,
my first homecoming.

1611
01:17:20,242 --> 01:17:21,907
You ready?

1612
01:17:21,908 --> 01:17:23,575
Just be ready for anything.

1613
01:17:23,617 --> 01:17:25,075
Gotcha.

1614
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:31,241
Where's Cash?

1615
01:17:31,242 --> 01:17:33,074
Seen Cash?

1616
01:17:33,075 --> 01:17:36,199
Uh-uh-uh, not tightly there.

1617
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,449
Good tie.

1618
01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:38,741
Little mystery, Amber.

1619
01:17:49,408 --> 01:17:50,408
Mm!

1620
01:17:50,409 --> 01:17:51,532
I love this song.

1621
01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:52,616
Do you want to go dance?

1622
01:17:52,617 --> 01:17:54,408
- Yes.
- Yes!

1623
01:17:57,867 --> 01:17:59,742
Should we go join them?

1624
01:17:59,783 --> 01:18:01,241
Oh, emotacon's on next.

1625
01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:02,742
Maybe after.

1626
01:18:02,783 --> 01:18:04,617
Sure, okay.

1627
01:18:14,825 --> 01:18:16,741
How's the cheese?

1628
01:18:16,742 --> 01:18:18,657
Not bad.

1629
01:18:18,658 --> 01:18:21,491
It's actually pretty "gouda."

1630
01:18:21,492 --> 01:18:22,574
You mean good?

1631
01:18:22,575 --> 01:18:23,824
No, gouda.

1632
01:18:23,825 --> 01:18:25,575
It's... it's a joke.

1633
01:18:25,617 --> 01:18:28,449
It's cheese, gouda, it's good.

1634
01:18:28,450 --> 01:18:29,450
Right, right.

1635
01:18:29,451 --> 01:18:30,575
I get it, yeah.

1636
01:18:30,617 --> 01:18:32,074
Pig Latin.

1637
01:18:32,075 --> 01:18:33,408
No.

1638
01:18:56,492 --> 01:18:57,824
Gosh, I've...

1639
01:18:57,825 --> 01:18:59,782
I've dreamt about
a night like this

1640
01:18:59,783 --> 01:19:01,366
for a really long time,

1641
01:19:01,367 --> 01:19:03,074
and I have had so much fun.

1642
01:19:03,075 --> 01:19:04,949
You're the front man
of an amazing band.

1643
01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:06,449
You're the king
of this high school.

1644
01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,866
Wait a minute.

1645
01:19:07,867 --> 01:19:11,657
Are you dumping me?

1646
01:19:11,658 --> 01:19:12,742
I don't know.

1647
01:19:12,783 --> 01:19:14,699
You know what, babe?

1648
01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:17,407
Whatever it is,
let's talk about it later.

1649
01:19:17,408 --> 01:19:18,908
Later?

1650
01:19:18,950 --> 01:19:20,657
Yeah, it's just,
I got a big show tonight.

1651
01:19:20,658 --> 01:19:23,532
You know, I got to
keep my voice rested.

1652
01:19:23,533 --> 01:19:25,324
Right, okay.

1653
01:19:25,325 --> 01:19:28,991
Of course.

1654
01:19:28,992 --> 01:19:30,367
Excuse me.

1655
01:19:35,450 --> 01:19:37,449
Women...

1656
01:19:37,450 --> 01:19:40,199
Who needs 'em?

1657
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,241
I'm an idiot,
and I owe you a huge apology.

1658
01:19:42,242 --> 01:19:44,449
Megan, just stop.

1659
01:19:44,450 --> 01:19:45,574
You're pissed.
I get it.

1660
01:19:45,575 --> 01:19:46,616
Can we just...

1661
01:19:46,617 --> 01:19:48,157
I'm not pissed, all right?

1662
01:19:48,158 --> 01:19:49,866
If you want to go
date the rock star, that's fine.

1663
01:19:49,867 --> 01:19:51,949
You want to go hang
with the cool crowd, whatever.

1664
01:19:51,950 --> 01:19:53,532
But I just want you
to know that...

1665
01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:54,533
I don't.

1666
01:19:54,534 --> 01:19:55,742
Hold on.

1667
01:19:55,783 --> 01:19:56,783
I was practicing this
in my head,

1668
01:19:56,784 --> 01:19:58,241
and I want to get it all out.

1669
01:19:58,242 --> 01:19:59,782
I'm just curious.
You don't what?

1670
01:19:59,783 --> 01:20:01,574
I don't want
to date the rock star.

1671
01:20:01,575 --> 01:20:02,907
All right?

1672
01:20:02,908 --> 01:20:04,449
It turns out,
they don't get puns,

1673
01:20:04,450 --> 01:20:07,782
like, at all.

1674
01:20:07,783 --> 01:20:09,908
I thought about
what was next for me.

1675
01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:13,825
It's you.

1676
01:20:16,742 --> 01:20:18,574
It's me?

1677
01:20:18,575 --> 01:20:19,907
You really thought I'd let

1678
01:20:19,908 --> 01:20:23,324
all this inner buffness
get away from me?

1679
01:20:23,325 --> 01:20:25,074
Look, maybe I'm too late,

1680
01:20:25,075 --> 01:20:27,032
but according
to my exhaustive research,

1681
01:20:27,033 --> 01:20:29,741
it is very important
that I dance with a guy

1682
01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:33,407
that I really, really like
at homecoming.

1683
01:20:33,408 --> 01:20:35,116
Can I have this dance?

1684
01:20:36,617 --> 01:20:37,866
Hell no, you can't.

1685
01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:39,949
Quit getting handsy
with my date.

1686
01:20:39,950 --> 01:20:40,742
What?

1687
01:20:40,783 --> 01:20:42,657
Did she try to touch you?

1688
01:20:47,783 --> 01:20:49,407
How do you even know her?

1689
01:20:52,075 --> 01:20:55,157
Bernard, give me one second.

1690
01:20:55,158 --> 01:20:56,241
Your date?

1691
01:20:56,242 --> 01:20:57,907
Yeah, so paws off.

1692
01:20:57,908 --> 01:21:00,241
Hey, just one second.

1693
01:21:00,242 --> 01:21:01,324
What are you doing?

1694
01:21:01,325 --> 01:21:02,407
Don't taunt her.

1695
01:21:02,408 --> 01:21:03,408
We've got a new mission.

1696
01:21:03,409 --> 01:21:04,532
Really?

1697
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:05,825
What is it?

1698
01:21:07,533 --> 01:21:08,574
For that douche-baguettte

1699
01:21:08,575 --> 01:21:10,574
to take her hands off my man!

1700
01:21:10,575 --> 01:21:12,658
Whoa, okay!

1701
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,325
Okay.

1702
01:21:34,867 --> 01:21:37,824
Are they fighting over Roger?

1703
01:21:37,825 --> 01:21:39,407
When I heard you died
in the field,

1704
01:21:39,408 --> 01:21:41,617
it was the worst day of my life.

1705
01:21:46,075 --> 01:21:48,742
Because I wanted
to kill you myself.

1706
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,366
What is happening?

1707
01:21:55,367 --> 01:21:56,532
Ugh.

1708
01:21:56,533 --> 01:21:57,657
Oh, god, is there gluten
in this?

1709
01:21:57,658 --> 01:21:58,658
Gluten?
It's all liquid.

1710
01:21:58,659 --> 01:22:00,074
So? Soy sauce is liquid,

1711
01:22:00,075 --> 01:22:01,908
and it has gluten in it.
Hello?

1712
01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:03,910
Do you think there's soy sauce
in the fruit punch?

1713
01:22:03,950 --> 01:22:05,741
God, how much
hormone-injected beef

1714
01:22:05,742 --> 01:22:07,532
did your parents feed you
as a baby?

1715
01:22:07,533 --> 01:22:08,657
Shut up, Cindy.

1716
01:22:08,658 --> 01:22:10,407
You shut up, Donna.

1717
01:22:10,408 --> 01:22:11,408
Ho-ho.

1718
01:22:11,409 --> 01:22:13,157
Totem Pole.

1719
01:22:25,367 --> 01:22:28,032
Before I kick your ass,
let me just say well done.

1720
01:22:28,033 --> 01:22:29,866
For once, you don't look
like a tranny mess.

1721
01:22:29,867 --> 01:22:31,407
Thanks.
I really like your dress.

1722
01:22:31,408 --> 01:22:33,907
Perfect length to show off
those cottage-cheese thighs.

1723
01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:36,574
You wish you had this bod.
P90x, bitch.

1724
01:22:36,575 --> 01:22:38,867
P90 extra large, bitch.

1725
01:22:55,325 --> 01:22:57,032
Ugh.

1726
01:22:57,033 --> 01:22:58,408
Ah.

1727
01:23:06,825 --> 01:23:09,825
I know you're in here.

1728
01:23:11,450 --> 01:23:13,408
Megan.

1729
01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:27,699
We always knew it would
end up like this...

1730
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:30,407
Me with a knife,

1731
01:23:30,408 --> 01:23:33,700
you with it in you.

1732
01:23:37,992 --> 01:23:41,782
Hardman expected
so much out of us.

1733
01:23:41,783 --> 01:23:45,866
But Knox opened my eyes
to a better deal.

1734
01:23:45,867 --> 01:23:50,741
She takes care of
your precious new family,

1735
01:23:50,742 --> 01:23:52,574
and I kill you.

1736
01:24:04,075 --> 01:24:07,741
Plus, I got to make out
with cash...

1737
01:24:07,742 --> 01:24:11,366
And Roger.

1738
01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:12,741
What?

1739
01:24:16,743 --> 01:24:19,699
Hot lunch, bitch!

1740
01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:20,700
- Hey!
- Huh?

1741
01:24:25,450 --> 01:24:27,241
- You good?
- Yeah, you?

1742
01:24:27,242 --> 01:24:29,657
Ooh, I'm really good.

1743
01:24:29,658 --> 01:24:31,657
Stabbing people is fun.

1744
01:24:31,658 --> 01:24:33,199
Are there gonna be more people
for me to stab?

1745
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,074
No, put the corn dog down.
We got to get home.

1746
01:24:35,075 --> 01:24:36,325
Okay.

1747
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:42,907
We're all clear out here.

1748
01:24:42,908 --> 01:24:45,074
Where the hell is that girl?

1749
01:24:45,075 --> 01:24:46,158
God damn it.

1750
01:24:48,408 --> 01:24:49,992
Ugh!

1751
01:24:53,283 --> 01:24:54,491
Hey!

1752
01:24:54,492 --> 01:24:55,949
You guys really need
to do something

1753
01:24:55,950 --> 01:24:57,574
about that perimeter security.

1754
01:24:57,575 --> 01:24:58,575
Megan?

1755
01:24:58,576 --> 01:25:00,324
Welcome home, 83.

1756
01:25:00,325 --> 01:25:02,574
Looks like someone
didn't get lucky tonight.

1757
01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:03,741
Why'd you come back, Knox?

1758
01:25:03,742 --> 01:25:06,616
Oh, wow.

1759
01:25:06,617 --> 01:25:08,074
Whole list of reasons,

1760
01:25:08,075 --> 01:25:12,241
but why don't we just
settle on... revenge?

1761
01:25:12,242 --> 01:25:14,324
You know,
you can call me Victoria.

1762
01:25:14,325 --> 01:25:18,324
Hell, why don't we get
real familiar?

1763
01:25:18,325 --> 01:25:21,741
Why don't you call me
number one?

1764
01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:24,532
After all, that is
what hardman used to call me.

1765
01:25:25,575 --> 01:25:26,741
You're a Prescott?

1766
01:25:26,742 --> 01:25:29,241
The original Prescott,
sweetheart.

1767
01:25:29,242 --> 01:25:30,616
We have a lot in common.

1768
01:25:30,617 --> 01:25:35,449
Although, I listened to hardman
when he warned me about...

1769
01:25:35,450 --> 01:25:36,450
Attachments.

1770
01:25:37,451 --> 01:25:38,907
Liz!

1771
01:25:38,908 --> 01:25:40,907
I found this little rat
scurrying outside.

1772
01:25:40,908 --> 01:25:43,366
Don't want to hurt
your attachments, do we?

1773
01:25:43,367 --> 01:25:44,491
Drop it.

1774
01:25:44,492 --> 01:25:46,408
- Now.
- Now.

1775
01:25:49,992 --> 01:25:51,699
Let them go, all right?

1776
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:53,241
They're not involved.

1777
01:25:53,242 --> 01:25:55,157
Of course they are.

1778
01:25:55,158 --> 01:25:57,907
This doesn't have
to end this way.

1779
01:25:57,908 --> 01:26:00,574
You and I actually do
have a lot in common.

1780
01:26:00,575 --> 01:26:02,491
Oh, except I'm not
a psycho bitch.

1781
01:26:02,492 --> 01:26:03,992
Give it some time.

1782
01:26:06,492 --> 01:26:08,867
What do you say, 83?

1783
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:13,241
First Prescott, huh?

1784
01:26:13,242 --> 01:26:15,532
Never would have guessed.

1785
01:26:15,533 --> 01:26:17,157
Excuse me?

1786
01:26:17,158 --> 01:26:20,741
Well, Prescott probably just
had lower standards then, yeah?

1787
01:26:20,742 --> 01:26:22,657
Taking whatever losers
they could get.

1788
01:26:22,658 --> 01:26:23,949
Whoa.

1789
01:26:23,950 --> 01:26:27,782
Well, this girl's got
a mouth on her.

1790
01:26:27,783 --> 01:26:29,157
If you wanted a fight,

1791
01:26:29,158 --> 01:26:32,283
you could have just said so,
little bitch.

1792
01:26:35,575 --> 01:26:36,991
Get your ass up.

1793
01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:38,992
On your feet.
Did I stutter?

1794
01:27:10,783 --> 01:27:12,617
Round three?

1795
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:21,157
Oh, you sad little thing.

1796
01:27:21,158 --> 01:27:23,866
You think he's coming for you.

1797
01:27:23,867 --> 01:27:26,907
Hardman doesn't give a shit
about you.

1798
01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:28,116
You're all alone.

1799
01:27:29,658 --> 01:27:31,657
I'm definitely not alone.

1800
01:27:31,658 --> 01:27:33,741
Hey, she's got a ninja.

1801
01:27:33,742 --> 01:27:35,407
- Parker, no!
- Parker, no!

1802
01:27:35,408 --> 01:27:36,408
Get down!

1803
01:27:51,325 --> 01:27:54,033
What the Fu...

1804
01:28:01,117 --> 01:28:02,742
You came.

1805
01:28:12,783 --> 01:28:15,491
Looks like agent one is done.

1806
01:28:15,492 --> 01:28:16,492
Cuff her.

1807
01:28:16,493 --> 01:28:17,991
Megan.

1808
01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:19,407
Come here.

1809
01:28:19,408 --> 01:28:20,825
Oh, my god.

1810
01:28:22,325 --> 01:28:24,282
Parker, that was so dumb,

1811
01:28:24,283 --> 01:28:25,491
but really cool.

1812
01:28:25,492 --> 01:28:26,657
You came back for me.

1813
01:28:26,658 --> 01:28:28,241
Actually, we came for Knox.

1814
01:28:28,242 --> 01:28:31,241
Plus, the sweet 16s needed
some real combat experi...

1815
01:28:31,242 --> 01:28:32,991
You came back for me.

1816
01:28:32,992 --> 01:28:34,491
Ugh.

1817
01:28:34,492 --> 01:28:35,907
Okay, okay.

1818
01:28:35,908 --> 01:28:40,074
So we do have our attachments,
agent Eighty...

1819
01:28:40,075 --> 01:28:42,032
Megan.

1820
01:28:42,033 --> 01:28:45,241
There are worse things.

1821
01:28:45,242 --> 01:28:47,700
Don't you have a dance
to get to?

1822
01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:51,782
You mean I'm free?

1823
01:28:51,783 --> 01:28:53,657
Uh, not really.

1824
01:28:53,658 --> 01:28:55,199
An off-the-books agent
in deep cover

1825
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:58,616
is not an asset I'm willing
to let go right now.

1826
01:28:58,617 --> 01:29:00,491
I'll be in touch.

1827
01:29:03,617 --> 01:29:05,949
Are you ready to do this?

1828
01:29:05,950 --> 01:29:08,407
Like I'd let you go in
without backup.

1829
01:29:08,408 --> 01:29:09,866
Let's go.

1830
01:29:09,867 --> 01:29:11,741
Have your asses back here
by midnight!

1831
01:29:11,742 --> 01:29:13,241
We'll try.

1832
01:29:13,242 --> 01:29:16,116
You want to know
a fun fact about ninjas?

1833
01:29:16,117 --> 01:29:17,407
Not really.

1834
01:29:17,408 --> 01:29:19,241
Well, I am one.

1835
01:29:19,242 --> 01:29:20,616
Is that right?

1836
01:29:20,617 --> 01:29:23,282
Go to www.Prescottschoolforboys

1837
01:29:23,283 --> 01:29:25,532
and fill out an application.

1838
01:29:25,533 --> 01:29:27,407
Say yes.
Please, can I go?

1839
01:29:27,408 --> 01:29:29,157
Uh... we'll talk.

1840
01:29:29,158 --> 01:29:30,241
Okay, whatever.

1841
01:29:30,242 --> 01:29:31,407
Cute kid.

1842
01:29:31,408 --> 01:29:34,699
Thank you.

1843
01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:36,199
Hi, I'm Penny.

1844
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,241
This is my house.

1845
01:29:37,242 --> 01:29:39,657
And I've got something
you want, Penny.

1846
01:29:39,658 --> 01:29:42,407
But first, I debrief you.

1847
01:29:42,408 --> 01:29:43,949
- Oh.
- Come with me.

1848
01:29:43,950 --> 01:29:46,907
I haven't been debriefed
in years.

1849
01:30:30,367 --> 01:30:34,949
Obviously you're not telling
me something about tonight.

1850
01:30:34,950 --> 01:30:37,783
Did you lose your virginity?

1851
01:30:40,117 --> 01:30:41,907
Did you?

1852
01:30:41,908 --> 01:30:44,616
Okay, you dirty dog.

1853
01:30:44,617 --> 01:30:47,491
All right, all right.

1854
01:30:47,492 --> 01:30:50,574
Well, it's only appropriate
that I tell you the story

1855
01:30:50,575 --> 01:30:52,241
about when I lost my virginity.

1856
01:30:52,242 --> 01:30:53,574
She was our babysitter.

1857
01:30:53,575 --> 01:30:55,699
She was a lot older than me.

1858
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,407
Very gentle, gentle lover.

1859
01:30:57,408 --> 01:30:58,408
She was about 65.

1860
01:30:58,408 --> 01:30:59,408
Whoa, Dad, stop.

1861
01:31:04,408 --> 01:31:05,616
Hold on.

1862
01:31:05,617 --> 01:31:06,617
Hey, where are you going?

1863
01:31:06,618 --> 01:31:08,407
- Megan?
- Roger!

1864
01:31:08,408 --> 01:31:09,616
I know you're confused,

1865
01:31:09,617 --> 01:31:11,532
and I've got a lot
to explain.

1866
01:31:11,533 --> 01:31:13,032
But for the first time
in my life,

1867
01:31:13,033 --> 01:31:15,074
I know exactly who I am
and what I want,

1868
01:31:15,075 --> 01:31:18,366
and I'm not afraid to say it.

1869
01:31:18,367 --> 01:31:21,282
Roger, I think you are...

1870
01:31:21,283 --> 01:31:24,532
Amazing.

1871
01:31:24,533 --> 01:31:26,241
That's pretty corny.

1872
01:31:38,575 --> 01:31:40,074
Roger!

1873
01:31:40,075 --> 01:31:41,407
Where do you think you're going?

1874
01:31:41,408 --> 01:31:42,741
Get back in the car.

1875
01:31:42,742 --> 01:31:45,407
I'm a good kid, dad.

1876
01:31:45,408 --> 01:31:47,032
You got to let me go.

1877
01:31:47,033 --> 01:31:50,157
Does she even have
a helicopter license?

1878
01:31:50,158 --> 01:31:51,908
Don't wait up.

1879
01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:55,200
Roger!

1880
01:32:09,408 --> 01:32:10,408
Hi.

1881
01:32:10,409 --> 01:32:12,657
Hey.

1882
01:32:12,658 --> 01:32:15,407
Adolescence is
a confusing time.

1883
01:32:15,408 --> 01:32:18,200
It's a wonder any of us
make it out alive.

1884
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:23,741
Seatbelts, Roger!

1885
01:32:23,742 --> 01:32:26,532
Seatbelts and Condoms!

1886
01:32:26,533 --> 01:32:27,991
If that comes up.

1887
01:32:27,992 --> 01:32:29,949
If it doesn't come up,
don't bring it up.

1888
01:32:29,950 --> 01:32:33,032
In the end, hardman was right.

1889
01:32:33,033 --> 01:32:34,949
Attachments are dangerous.

1890
01:32:34,950 --> 01:32:37,032
They mean you care
about something.

1891
01:32:37,033 --> 01:32:39,282
But the people we care about

1892
01:32:39,283 --> 01:32:40,907
are what make life worth living.

1893
01:32:45,075 --> 01:32:46,824
And hey...

1894
01:32:46,825 --> 01:32:48,907
What's wrong with
living dangerously?

1895
01:33:25,408 --> 01:33:28,241
Find out where
she's applying to college.

1896
01:33:34,533 --> 01:33:36,574
Safety schools too.