1
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What are ya,
gonna surround me?

2
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You don't belong here.

3
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Fuck you!
You put it down.

4
00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,134
Where you goin'?

5
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Daddy hurt himself.

6
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It's not gonna fit you!

7
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And you don't do that
to a friend.

8
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Oh, God!

9
00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,414
Oh, no!

10
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It's a horrible idea.

11
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Look, if he says no,
I'll just come back home.

12
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It's stupid.

13
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And selfish.

14
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Be safe, okay?

15
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Okay.

16
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6:45 a.m...

17
00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,062
Woo!

18
00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,657
You're wearing
the hat now?

19
00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:43,745
That's fine, that's fine.

20
00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,660
Hey, no, don't take it off.

21
00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,314
No, I got
a hat hook for it.

22
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It's right over there.
Just sit there.

23
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Glorious!

24
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It's glorious!

25
00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,236
Oh, Christmas!

26
00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:58,455
Oh, Santa Claus.

27
00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,935
Chris!

28
00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,852
Chris, it's Michael.
Can I come up?

29
00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:06,942
Who?

30
00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,162
Mike Danube,
your best friend.

31
00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,688
Yeah, man.

32
00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,907
Just don't scare away
the birds though.

33
00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:17,779
Seriously.

34
00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,433
Okay. Do not scare the birds!

35
00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,609
Okay, I'm coming up,
all right?

36
00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,655
Don't shoot, okay?

37
00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,571
Sure.

38
00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,976
Holy shit, man!

39
00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,326
Fucking' Mike!

40
00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,850
How the fuck are you, man?

41
00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,939
I'm good, man, I'm good.

42
00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:51,421
You? Oh, God, fuckin'
fantastic, man.

43
00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:52,727
Fucking living
the dream, man.

44
00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,206
Isn't this fuckin'
the tits?

45
00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,383
Yeah.

46
00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,298
Yeah, it's, uh,
something else.

47
00:04:58,385 --> 00:04:59,603
Yeah.

48
00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,213
How'd you find this place?

49
00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,738
You sent me a map.

50
00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,087
Fuck, I did?

51
00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,915
Goddamn, man,
these fucking bugs

52
00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,047
are trying to fucking
get me, dude.

53
00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:12,137
They're trying to eat me like they got this goddamn tree over here.

54
00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,487
Yeah I, uh...
I read about that.

55
00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:16,446
It's a parasite,
a beetle, right?

56
00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,926
Yeah, yeah.

57
00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,754
It fucking flies, too.
Did you know that?

58
00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,538
A lot of people
don't know that.

59
00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,497
I wouldn't give a shit if they ate the entire tree,

60
00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,847
but no, they fuckin'
leave it, like a dick,

61
00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,676
to fuckin' remind me that
they'll fucking eat me.

62
00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:31,679
Oh, fuckin'
shut the fuck up!

63
00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,595
I swear to God
these fucking birds,

64
00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:37,075
they just fucking take
my shit all the time

65
00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,947
and they will not
fucking shut up.

66
00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,081
Oh, God, eat my fucking...

67
00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,780
I got drinks, man.
You want a drink?

68
00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,999
Sure. Come on, man,
let's get fucking drinks.

69
00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,354
Come on. Okay.

70
00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,573
Mike, it is good
to see you.

71
00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,880
Seriously, I am glad
you got to see this place.

72
00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,447
It's a very
special place to me,

73
00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,970
and you get to see it.
I'm happy.

74
00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,798
Yeah, of course.

75
00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:05,669
Oh, God.

76
00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,803
You look, uh...

77
00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,109
Well, you lost
a ton of weight.

78
00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,850
Oh, yeah, I can
see my dick now.

79
00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,505
Krakens, huh?

80
00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:20,945
You've been busy.

81
00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,251
Fuck yeah,
I've been busy, man.

82
00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,513
The inspiration,
I'm telling you,

83
00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,342
it just fucking
flows through me

84
00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,822
like a river of...

85
00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,390
Where's my fucking pipe?

86
00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:35,264
Okay.

87
00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:37,222
All right.

88
00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,399
Give me my pipe, dude.

89
00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,923
I don't have it.

90
00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:45,100
Mike, fuck you.

91
00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,841
Give me my fucking
pipe right now!

92
00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,799
I don't have your pipe.

93
00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,975
Mike, you fucking asshole!

94
00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,413
No, don't fucking judge me with your shitty fucking eyes.
Goddammit.

95
00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,285
Really?

96
00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:57,852
It was the fucking birds.
You're right, I gotcha.

97
00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:58,896
Okay, here it comes.

98
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,509
Shit! Goddammit...
Oh, fucking bullets.

99
00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,380
Out of fucking bullets!

100
00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,208
Goddammit, man! Chris, it's okay, man,
all right?

101
00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,339
I see your pipe.

102
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,515
Do you see it? Yes.

103
00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,473
Yes, it's outside, okay?

104
00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,214
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go outside,

105
00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,737
and I'm gonna get it.

106
00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:15,435
Okay. And I'm gonna
bring it back to you.

107
00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,175
Bring it back. Just have a seat
on your mattress

108
00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,481
and chill out.You're the boss.

109
00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:19,961
All right,
I'll be waiting here.

110
00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,919
All right. You're a good
friend, Michael.

111
00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,791
Yeah.

112
00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,010
I'm sorry this had to happen when you came to visit me.

113
00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:28,099
Oh.

114
00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,362
Oh, fuck Mike,
you're a fucking lifesaver.

115
00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:33,670
Oh, God.

116
00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,500
Mmm.

117
00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,328
Oh, there we go.

118
00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,512
Oh, God.

119
00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,559
Fuck, man.

120
00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,734
That's a lot better, dude.

121
00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,344
Fuck, that was
a close one.

122
00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:56,998
Oh, God.

123
00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,658
Sorry, man.

124
00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,311
For what?

125
00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,404
All right, look...

126
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,102
I came here to ask you
one last time.

127
00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,626
Can we get in my truck
and take you somewhere?

128
00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,021
Come on, dude,
no way, man.

129
00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,849
This...

130
00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,677
Mike this is my fucking destiny, man,
you know that.

131
00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,940
All I'm asking is that you get clean for one week, okay?

132
00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:29,378
If after that,
you wanna go back to dying here, that's fine.

133
00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:30,814
No, no way.

134
00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,643
Okay. All right.

135
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,126
Well, goodbye. What?

136
00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,521
Mike, don't fucking...
Here, dude, don't leave.

137
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,698
Finish your drink, man.
Come on, sit down.

138
00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,962
Come on,
finish your drink.

139
00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,659
Sit down, finish your drink,
talk to me.

140
00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:54,490
How's...

141
00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,100
How's your wife?
How's, um...

142
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,712
Jennifer. Jennifer.

143
00:08:58,799 --> 00:08:59,974
She's good. Jennifer's good, right?

144
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,671
Okay, that's good.

145
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,065
Is she still mad at me
about the wedding?

146
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,980
Yes.

147
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,156
Really? Yeah actually,
uh, nobody...

148
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,984
Nobody really likes you
very much right now.

149
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,289
Oh, that sucks.

150
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,336
You can fix it.

151
00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,642
Oh, God,
there's no...

152
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:16,817
Do you remember...

153
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,296
I don't think
I can fix that.

154
00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:19,994
God.

155
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:28,219
Oh, God, Mike,
I got a fucking dog.

156
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,134
Can you believe that?
I finally got a fucking dog.

157
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,396
It's so fucking awesome.

158
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,485
She doesn't live here,

159
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,575
but she visits me
every day.

160
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,838
We're, uh, we're writing
a book together

161
00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,623
on, uh, squirrels.
Her idea.

162
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,625
When's the last time
you slept?

163
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,584
Oh, fuck. Uh, jeez.

164
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,759
I don't know.

165
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,110
Well, all right.

166
00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,328
Really? Yeah.

167
00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,634
You're leavin'?

168
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,549
All right, man.

169
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,947
In seven days,
the last molecule...

170
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,383
Fucking... ...of that shit

171
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,819
will be leaving your body.

172
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:06,257
After that, you wanna die,

173
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,911
I will throw you
the key,

174
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,871
and you'll never
see me again.

175
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,873
Mike, what're you doing?

176
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,439
Mike, what the fuck?

177
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,833
Look, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go to the store.

178
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,835
I'll be back
in a half hour.

179
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,228
Mike!

180
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,969
Mike, fuck off!

181
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,015
Mike, take this fucking thing
off me right fucking now!

182
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,930
Try and sleep it off. Michael!

183
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,889
Fuck you, Mike!

184
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,804
Are you fucking
kidding me?

185
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,153
Mike!

186
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,285
Mike!
Oh, my fucking God, Mike,

187
00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,896
you're a fucking dead man!

188
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,420
Fucking, let me out
of this fucking thing!

189
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:39,856
Michael!

190
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,031
Oh!

191
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,642
Fuck!

192
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:08,102
I tried.
There's no signal at the cabin.

193
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,973
Yeah, he, uh,
he says he's gonna try.

194
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,280
He was being
surprisingly agreeable.

195
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,021
So...

196
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,413
Sounds
like a miracle.

197
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,025
Yeah, I know,
it is a miracle.

198
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,512
I know, I know,
there are much bigger responsibilities.

199
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:33,997
Well, hi.

200
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,956
Well, hi, where'd
you come from?

201
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,131
What's your name?

202
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,263
Hey.

203
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,397
Hi.

204
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,790
Hi.

205
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,490
Pretty dog.

206
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,665
Hey.

207
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,018
Where'd you get that?

208
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,803
In my pocket.

209
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,500
I don't want
my teeth to fall out.

210
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,069
Michael,

211
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,682
when you were gone I took a long,
hard look at myself.

212
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,772
You're right.

213
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,340
I'm pretty fucked up.

214
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,646
I need to go to rehab.

215
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,562
I'm ready, man.

216
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,260
I'm ready for you
to take me to rehab.

217
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,568
Let's do this.

218
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,787
Un-cuff me.

219
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,532
What are you doing?
Why are you doing that?

220
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,752
Mike, let me out
of the fucking cuffs.

221
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,625
Do you know why
Jimi Hendrix died?

222
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,497
He didn't have Mike Danube

223
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:42,065
and a set of handcuffs
to save his life.

224
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,111
Here, you're gonna need
water and calories.

225
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,374
It's an empty bag anyway. Hey, I found someone
you know outside.

226
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,810
Are Billy and
Micah outside?

227
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,464
No. You still talk
to those degenerates?

228
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,118
They're my drug dealers.

229
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,208
Oh, my God, Sara!

230
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,253
Kill Mike.

231
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,515
Kill Mike, Sara.

232
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,952
I found an address
on her tags.

233
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,171
I should probably
take her back to her owner.

234
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,347
Oh, yeah,
great idea, Mike.

235
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:06,002
Take away the only thing in life that keeps me from killing myself.

236
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,793
She has a really
good imagination.

237
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,230
Hey, some ointment
for your wrist.

238
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,797
I'm gonna fire up some chili,
you want some?

239
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,016
Has it got crack in it,
motherfucker?

240
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,671
Okay, at least
drink something.

241
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,804
I read that the dehydration
will only make this worse.

242
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,632
Thank you for this.

243
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,200
I appreciate it.

244
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,193
Please, Michael.

245
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,936
Please.

246
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,548
I need it.

247
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,812
Please, Michael.

248
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,382
Please, Michael.

249
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:24,864
Please.

250
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,476
I need it, Michael.

251
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,001
Please.

252
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,005
Please, Michael.

253
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,574
I need it.

254
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,274
Please.

255
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,669
Please, Mike.

256
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,891
I need it, Mike.

257
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,112
Please.

258
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,159
Please, Mike.

259
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,249
Please, Michael.

260
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,195
Give me
the fucking key, Mike!

261
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587
Give me
the fucking key, man!

262
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,893
Fuck!

263
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,461
Oh, fuck.

264
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:45,814
Fuck.

265
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,458
Wake up,
you little bitch.

266
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,112
Yo, come out,
don't be keeping all that scud

267
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,114
for your dirty
carpet-mining self.

268
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,336
Oh, shit!

269
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,860
Mike Danube and shit.

270
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,253
Fuck, what up, dog?

271
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,951
I didn't know
you was into chicken.

272
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,648
Yo, where's Chris?

273
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,175
Yo, Chris!

274
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,438
Chris?

275
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,789
He all whooped already?

276
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,573
No, he's, uh...
He's sick,

277
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,097
and he's taking a break.

278
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,185
But I'll...
I'll let him know

279
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,534
you guys stopped by.

280
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,016
Y'all getting all spracked
on our shit in there, huh?

281
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,539
I keep
telling you, dog.Yeah.

282
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,326
Use that shit.
I fucking dare you.

283
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,374
Come on.

284
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,202
All right, then.

285
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,205
Now I see how it is.

286
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,731
Yo, Chris...

287
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,735
We're gonna come back later,
go fishing.

288
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,476
I'm telling you,
motherfucker.

289
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:23,825
If we don't get
that blue belly,

290
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,087
we're gonna have
some problems, yo.

291
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,222
Fucking cunt.

292
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,227
Faggot.

293
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,143
Oh, what the fuck?

294
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,883
Are you fucking dealing?

295
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,798
I wish I was
fucking dealing.

296
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,104
What's the gun for?

297
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,281
Protection.

298
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,717
Protection from what?

299
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,242
The birds.

300
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,852
Okay, there are
no birds, Chris.

301
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,158
You have meth psychosis.

302
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,119
The gray men.

303
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,165
The gray men.
Yes, of course.

304
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,818
Mike, the government issues

305
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,603
each and every one of us
a shadow man.

306
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,865
Billy and Micah
stopped by.

307
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,432
Billy and Micah
are fucked up.

308
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,434
Don't fuck with
those guys, dude.

309
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,610
You know,
I never thought that you would end up as bad as them.

310
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,221
I'm fucking... I'm kidnapped, asshole,
and you're judge...

311
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,441
you're a self-righteous
asshole!

312
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,182
They said that you have
something of theirs.

313
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,313
God.

314
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,795
All right, man,
fuckin' last fuckin' month,

315
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:24,581
my check didn't come and, fuckin',
so they shared with me.

316
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,062
Oh, God.

317
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,195
Provided I just fuckin'
pay 'em back this month.

318
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,413
Okay.

319
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,632
Where is it?

320
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,200
You found it already.

321
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,811
The rest of it.

322
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,728
Okay.

323
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,252
Come on, dude,
you know I'm gonna find it eventually.

324
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,047
Mike, please just
give me a hit of it.

325
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,179
Mike.

326
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,050
Seriously.

327
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,922
Mike, I...

328
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,619
I know I sound ridiculous
'cause you hear...

329
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,099
Just... Just, I...

330
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,928
You don't just
go cold turkey.

331
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,555
What'd you
do with it?

332
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,949
Mike, you can't fuck around
with this stuff, man.

333
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,386
I didn't do anything, okay?

334
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,561
I just picked this stuff up

335
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,997
and I brought it
straight here.

336
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,477
There was nothing
else down there?

337
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,827
No, just a shitload
of guns,

338
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,482
that box, and these,
like a little story.

339
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,005
Mike, this is not good, man.

340
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,225
Look, I know right now
it probably feels

341
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,748
like you're not
gonna make it,

342
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:28,923
but you're gonna
be all right. Oh, God.

343
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,838
I owe Micah and Billy.

344
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,711
They're not the same guys
from high school, Mike.

345
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,887
I saw Billy hit
a girl so hard, his...

346
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,499
Her fucking eyeball popped out of her fucking head.

347
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,414
What are these?

348
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:44,330
They're fuckin'
some photos I found

349
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,549
by the stone house.

350
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,334
I was gonna sell 'em
at the flea market.

351
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,336
And they were just
lying there in the dirt?

352
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,989
You find all kinds
of shit out here.

353
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,295
People do rituals.

354
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,735
So, you've got government
and devil worshipper problems?

355
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,433
I'm really
fuckin' tired, Mike.

356
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,349
This is probably
the point

357
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,655
where you're gonna wanna
sleep for a few days.

358
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,572
Oh, God, fuck off.

359
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:12,923
I'm going for a walk.

360
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,860
That's exactly what
Jebediah was saying

361
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,210
about the metamorphosis
of the, uh, tadpole.

362
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,605
Hey, how's it going, man?

363
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:43,737
Good, thanks.

364
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,739
Right on, right on.

365
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,655
Hey, uh, if you
don't me asking,

366
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,614
what, uh, what are
you doing out here?

367
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:55,139
Oh, I'm, uh, just
visiting my friend.

368
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,272
Very cool, very cool.

369
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,013
The only reason I'm asking
is that we come

370
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,015
out here just about
every day after prayer

371
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,104
and we never see
anyone ever.

372
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,279
So, this is awesome.

373
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,324
I'm Justin.

374
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,022
Uh, hi.

375
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,329
I'm Michael.

376
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,200
Michael, it's fantastic
to meet you.

377
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,419
This is David.

378
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,681
Hi. And this is Aaron.

379
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,337
How're you doing, brother? Good.

380
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,426
Yeah.

381
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,951
So, you guys are like
in, uh, a church group?

382
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,648
Basically, basically.

383
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,607
Our whole thing is just
making sure that people know

384
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,523
that the celestial messiah
will land his vessel

385
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,133
before the end of days.

386
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,808
Why are you freaking out?

387
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,406
Fuck! Holy shit!

388
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,842
Holy shit!

389
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,235
What, what's happening?

390
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:15,410
There's somebody
outside.

391
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,977
Do they have my stuff?

392
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:18,457
No, it's some girl.

393
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,024
She looks crazy, or sick,
or some shit.

394
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,592
Oh, God.

395
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:26,552
You're not scared?

396
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:30,338
No, man,
she's probably from the new age mental health house up the street.

397
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,774
They wander out
all the time.

398
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,647
Oh.

399
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,183
Rise and shine, cunts!

400
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,314
Oh, fuck.

401
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,319
Give me my gun, Mike.

402
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:56,930
Mike, don't leave here
without a gun.

403
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,322
Mike, don't be stupid.

404
00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:00,107
Fuck.

405
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,675
Just give me the crizzy
and we'll bounce.

406
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,895
Look, Billy, we don't
have your shit, okay?

407
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,115
Look, Chris either smoked it all or he lost it,

408
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,770
I don't know,
but I can write you a check right now

409
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,641
for whatever he owes you,

410
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,251
if you'd be willing
to call it even.No, fuck that shit.

411
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,166
Come on, Chris, give me
the fucking twizz, bitch.

412
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,777
Fuck you, Billy!
I don't owe you shit.

413
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:19,213
Shut the fuck up!

414
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,696
Look, Bill,
I will give you more than enough money

415
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,306
to buy some more, okay?

416
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,612
Billy.Yeah.

417
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,527
Someone's coming
up the hill, dog.

418
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,006
Fuck you.

419
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,399
Fuck you, Danube.

420
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,752
What are you doing here?

421
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,754
I'm, uh,
I'm just visiting my friend.

422
00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,800
Yeah, what the fuck's
your friend doing here?

423
00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,453
Hey, Mike,
who is that?

424
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,411
Don't let 'em know
I'm in here.

425
00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,935
I'm, uh, Michael.

426
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,720
Charles.

427
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,810
Is there a problem?

428
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,899
Yeah, there's a problem.
This is my goddamn building.

429
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:56,293
Oh, so Chris...
Chris didn't pay his rent?

430
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,730
Who the fuck is Chris?

431
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,254
Shit.

432
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:03,518
Look, um, I'm trying
to get him out of here,

433
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:04,998
and I need less
than a week.

434
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,304
Is there any way we can
work something out?

435
00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:09,437
Well, that would
be impossible.

436
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:12,005
See, that's
the reservation border.

437
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,269
We're on a reservation?

438
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:17,924
And you need tribal council
approval to stay here.

439
00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,536
Okay, look, um,

440
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,625
how 'bout I write you
a check right now,

441
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,932
and five days from now you will never know we were even here?

442
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,237
Are you serious?

443
00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:28,761
Yeah.

444
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,677
Tell you what.

445
00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:34,593
Bring me cash tomorrow,

446
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:36,725
and you call this number.

447
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,559
And I want this place
cleaned up in five days.

448
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,517
Do you understand me? I do.

449
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,826
A lot of drug addicts
buried in these hills,

450
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,132
you know that?

451
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,059
You're squatting.
"You're squatting."

452
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,583
No, man,
we're squatting.

453
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,280
I mean, don't you
get money from welfare,

454
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,978
or unemployment,
or something?

455
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,590
Well, the owner
was out there.

456
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,200
Billy and Micah
are coming back, Mike.

457
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,637
You never know when,
but they always come back,

458
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,334
and they're gonna
fucking kill us.

459
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:23,424
Oh, and did you know you're
on an Indian reservation?

460
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,165
How the fuck am
I supposed to know

461
00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,427
what an
Indian reservation is

462
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:27,689
or what
private property is?

463
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,430
Check a map,
you fucking idiot.

464
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:30,953
I'm a fucking junkie, Mike.

465
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,389
I move every two weeks

466
00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:33,869
when I'm not fucking
chained to a pipe.

467
00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,262
Do you have any idea
what tribal security

468
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:37,090
would do to us
if they caught us here?

469
00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:39,614
Whatever they want. Yeah.

470
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:40,876
Yeah, okay, so fucking
un-cuff me.

471
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,443
Let's get the fuck
out of here.

472
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:43,836
No, I'm gonna
pay him for five days.What?

473
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,707
We'll be fine.

474
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:46,926
Well, I hope you got
a good fucking deal,

475
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,275
'cause this place
really sucks.

476
00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:50,320
What is that smell? I shit in the bucket.

477
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,855
The man said that
it was worth more,

478
00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,682
I wouldn't do that...

479
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,118
I wouldn't
do that to you.

480
00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,337
Where's the rest?

481
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,210
There isn't any more.

482
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:39,778
I'm not lying to you.

483
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:42,955
What is that?

484
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,348
No!

485
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,872
God, please!

486
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,221
Please!

487
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:49,744
Please!

488
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:50,832
Please...

489
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,054
What was that?

490
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,839
Some weird story.

491
00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:42,623
Yeah? Well,

492
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,846
the air weighs a billion pounds,
and I itch all over, still.

493
00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:52,111
Hey, where did you
find those pictures?

494
00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:54,287
Told you, man,
by that stone house thing.

495
00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:56,115
Near the stove thing?

496
00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,204
Yeah.

497
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,467
There's was a weird record
with a story in there.

498
00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:02,512
There's weird shit
everywhere, man.

499
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:05,646
There's some weird
tires by the river.

500
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,343
Why don't you grab that?

501
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:09,258
Why'd you send me
the video?

502
00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:10,999
I didn't
send you a video.

503
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,479
Yeah, you did.

504
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,829
The link you emailed me.

505
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:18,006
Mike, do you see a computer
or a camera around here, man?

506
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:21,009
I sold all that shit
a year ago to Shitty Carl.

507
00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,709
What are ya,
gonna surround me?

508
00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,407
You don't belong...

509
00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:29,148
I don't think
I sent you that.

510
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:31,977
Yeah, you sent it to me
with a map.

511
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:35,110
Look, dude, you haven't
slept in like two days,

512
00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:37,634
and my brain is
fucked, obviously,

513
00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:39,854
so why don't you un-cuff me

514
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,247
before you go crazy?

515
00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:44,903
Yeah, you're right,
I need sleep.

516
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,030
Hey, I found this library book on our doorstep.

517
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,422
Oh, that's fantastic.

518
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:27,902
Do you wanna
un-cuff me now?

519
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,730
It's cool.
It's like a collection of

520
00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:31,079
of fiction writing
or something.

521
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,516
God, my legs are
starting to cramp up.

522
00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,605
There's a bunch of, like,
campfire ghost stories.

523
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,390
It's a...

524
00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:39,131
Oh, God,
they're really starting to hurt.

525
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:41,524
Hey, I'm gonna
go pay that guy.

526
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:42,961
Do you need anything?

527
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:45,964
Yeah, some food
would be good.

528
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,662
Um...

529
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,980
Can you hand it to me, man?
I can barely fucking move.

530
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,161
There. Thank you.

531
00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:20,781
Just fucking kill me, man.

532
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:25,655
Seriously, just fucking
grab a gun and kill me.

533
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:29,137
Look, Chris, um,
obviously I'm not an expert, okay,

534
00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:31,139
but I read that this
is normal, okay?

535
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:33,272
You're gonna feel weak,
and you're gonna feel helpless,

536
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,577
but eventually,
little by little,

537
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:35,883
you will get better.

538
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,191
I'm not gonna fucking
be able to do this, man.

539
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,801
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.

540
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:43,630
Trust me on this.
You can do this, okay?

541
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:46,067
You have my word
you're not gonna die.

542
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,461
Fuck, just fucking
kill me.

543
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:58,906
Hey.Hey.

544
00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:07,480
You have four days.

545
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:09,830
Got it, thank you.

546
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,963
Um, hey, Charles?

547
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:17,881
My sincerest apologizes
on behalf of both of us.

548
00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:20,145
It doesn't matter.
If I were you, I'd leave.

549
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:21,929
Ain't nothing you
can do for him.

550
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,802
Hey, can I ask you
a quick question?

551
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,329
With all due respect, um,

552
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,895
why is no one
living in the place?

553
00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:34,681
I mean, why not, uh,
you know, finish it off

554
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,335
and rent it?

555
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,945
We rented it out
to tribal members

556
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39,338
but it got burned
in the fires

557
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:41,296
and we couldn't
afford to rebuild.

558
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,083
I'm sorry to hear that.

559
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,260
Thank you again.

560
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:52,786
Hi.

561
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,774
So, these are just
there in its place?

562
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:27,386
Yeah, it's bizarre, right?

563
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,952
No, I don't care.

564
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:46,013
Another story with
a fucked up ending.

565
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:50,670
What do you think?

566
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,194
About what?

567
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:56,284
Do you think someone's leaving these stories for us to find?

568
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:58,591
I think people leave
their shit everywhere

569
00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:00,636
and you fucking
take it personally.

570
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,118
I don't know,
Billy and Micah?

571
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:06,076
The chick in the window?
I don't know, the fucking dog?

572
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,600
Like, why would somebody

573
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:09,515
be leaving stuff
for us to find?

574
00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,387
I don't fucking know, Mike.

575
00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:15,085
Who gives a shit, man?

576
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:19,177
I got bigger fucking problems than your fuckin' faggot recordings.

577
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,239
Seriously?

578
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,156
Alcohol has never
been your problem.

579
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,505
Actually, no,
I won't say that.

580
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,811
If you have problems
when you drink,

581
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:46,160
you have
a drinking problem.

582
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:50,556
What the fuck are you
talking about?

583
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,559
Denise "The Beast" Price.

584
00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:58,303
Are you gonna
bring up old shit?

585
00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:00,914
She's easily
the fattest girl,

586
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,872
I think, that has
ever walked the planet.

587
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:04,918
I was wasted, man.

588
00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:08,226
I literally saw her
eat an entire block

589
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,663
of Velveeta cheese
in one sitting.

590
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,318
We were making nachos
and the stove was broken.

591
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,015
There's no excuse
for that, dude.

592
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,324
You had sex with
"Grody" Jody Jenkins.

593
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:21,978
I was in college,
I was hammered.

594
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:23,458
She looked like
John Madden.

595
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:24,894
No, no way.

596
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,723
Oh, yeah, she was
a punisher of eyes.

597
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,856
Well, it's not as bad
as the hogs that

598
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,902
Dale used to bang, remember? Oh, man, Dale was the man

599
00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:34,469
'cause he owned it,
you know?

600
00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:35,905
You had an opinion,

601
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,516
he didn't care,
and he just went for it.

602
00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:40,040
He didn't give a shit
who fuckin' cared about it.

603
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:41,607
To Dale. To Dale.

604
00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:58,188
Chris.

605
00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,452
Oh, my God,
I feel like shit.

606
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,672
But in a different way.

607
00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:06,066
Where did this come from?

608
00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:10,375
You were looking at it
when you passed out.

609
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,464
I was?

610
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,074
No, I have no idea.

611
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:10,217
Well, I mean, you know,
it's, it's hard to tell.

612
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:12,567
Um, you know, we'll have
to see after, you know,

613
00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:14,134
we get back, but, uh,

614
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:16,223
yeah, I am, uh,
I'm really optimistic.

615
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:21,881
Well, yeah, I mean,
I'm going a little stir crazy,

616
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,057
and I miss you a lot.

617
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,060
How're you feeling?

618
00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:31,107
Yeah, but I mean it's
just the mornings, right?

619
00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:34,459
Okay, well then, yeah,
I guess you better

620
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:35,764
tend to that.

621
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,897
I love you.

622
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,598
Can I go down
to the stream and wash off?

623
00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:27,947
Nope.

624
00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:30,515
Can I change my clothes?

625
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,994
I'm not changing mine.

626
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,781
Man, you have
no faith in me.

627
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:38,044
Look, if that were the case,

628
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,394
I wouldn't be here.
I just, uh,

629
00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:42,265
don't have very much
faith in you right now.

630
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:43,876
Yeah, likewise.

631
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:46,661
What are you talking about?

632
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,446
You know what I'm
fucking talking about.

633
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,752
Dude, you keep coming here
with these shitty recordings

634
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:53,189
and these stupid stories
about how you found 'em,

635
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:54,843
and you're fucking
acting weird.

636
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,236
I'm... Okay, I'm not, like,

637
00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:58,238
making this shit up,
all right?

638
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:00,545
I think someone might
be messing with us.

639
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:01,981
Maybe you have, uh,

640
00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:04,592
split personalities,
and you're leaving

641
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:06,855
each other gifts and shit
for you to find.

642
00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:08,248
Do you want some water?

643
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:09,510
No, I'm good.

644
00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:14,428
Oh, great, more shitty
fucking recordings.

645
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:22,567
You fucking...

646
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:28,224
That's impossible.

647
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,447
That could be fucking filmed from right outside the window.

648
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:36,102
Then where's, uh,
where's the glare?

649
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:39,453
Okay, where's,
where's the glass if it's outside the window?

650
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,455
It's not fucking HD, Mike,
it's dog shit.

651
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,718
That could be filmed from right outside the fucking window.

652
00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:48,593
What, do you think
it's Billy and Micah?

653
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,290
I think some fucking
kids up the street

654
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,292
are just fucking with you.

655
00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,380
You really think so?

656
00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,034
Mike, I don't...

657
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:57,340
I'm fuckin' starving, Mike,

658
00:41:57,427 --> 00:42:00,474
and if you don't stop talking about this goddamn,
shitty recording business

659
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,389
and fucking start
preparing us some food,

660
00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:03,738
I'm gonna fucking
strangle myself

661
00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:05,000
with my fucking
shoelaces, man.

662
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:06,306
I swear to God.

663
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:11,311
Make me beans,
or food, or something.

664
00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,182
Yeah, I'll pick up
some stuff for dinner.

665
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,662
Oh, God, thank you.

666
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:15,881
Do you want me
to go with you?

667
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:51,394
Hey,

668
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,135
could I, uh...

669
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,876
Could I talk to you
for a second?

670
00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:59,141
Thank you. You need to be
out of there.

671
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,535
No, I know,
I just wanted to ask you about something.

672
00:43:01,622 --> 00:43:03,232
There's a, uh...

673
00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:05,670
There's a shed down the hill from your place.

674
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,846
Do you know why there's a bunch of playback equipment in it?

675
00:43:07,933 --> 00:43:09,499
Shouldn't be in there.

676
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,594
I found this journal in there,

677
00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:19,031
and it was written all in French,
and I was...

678
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:21,773
Yeah, yeah,
we rented it out to a bunch of French students to research something.

679
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:23,601
You need to leave.

680
00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:26,255
Did you talk to them?

681
00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:31,957
They said they were
researching folktales.

682
00:43:34,176 --> 00:43:35,351
That's it?

683
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,311
They didn't say
anything else?

684
00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:45,971
They asked a lot
about the caverns.

685
00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:50,715
All right, thank you.

686
00:43:50,802 --> 00:43:52,238
We're coming in two days.

687
00:43:55,197 --> 00:43:57,504
I think, uh, obviously
we need a kitchen,

688
00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,158
some granite countertops.

689
00:43:59,245 --> 00:44:01,595
Of course, granite's probably
not gonna pencil out,

690
00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:07,340
But the thing is,
it's your God-given right to be happy. Oh!

691
00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:08,907
Hey, uh,
you must be Mike.

692
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:11,126
Mike, Ted, Ted Tellensworth.
How're you doing?

693
00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:12,562
I was just telling
Chris here

694
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,955
how it looks like
the wool's been pulled

695
00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:15,740
over our collective eyes,
so to speak.

696
00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,089
Mm-hm.

697
00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:18,743
Oh, we're not
interested in, um...

698
00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:22,094
I'm Catholic. I understand.

699
00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,661
California, bless their
liberal bed-wettin',

700
00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,488
ACLU card-carrying hearts,

701
00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:27,752
allowed you two newlyweds
to consummate your bond.

702
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,754
Then you guys move into this place after some wheeling, dealing,

703
00:44:29,841 --> 00:44:30,972
dickhead mortgage broker

704
00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:32,539
sells you guys an option arm

705
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:34,149
with a negam balloon payment.

706
00:44:34,236 --> 00:44:36,630
No kids, expendable,
incomes turned out to be

707
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,415
a, uh, real financial
nightmare for you guys.

708
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,766
You guys just want
to feel right again.

709
00:44:41,853 --> 00:44:43,289
No, okay, we're not...

710
00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:45,465
Mike, I'm not here to decide

711
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:46,771
who's the cub
and who's the bear.

712
00:44:46,858 --> 00:44:48,555
What I am here to tell ya,

713
00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,557
that cash-out loan the bank's
tellin' you isn't possible?

714
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:53,429
Right here
in this briefcase.

715
00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:56,824
That whole
"we buy houses for cash"?

716
00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:58,304
I'm that guy.

717
00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,871
He's that guy, Mike.

718
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,307
Ted, tell him how much
we could probably get.

719
00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:03,091
Hold your horses, sunshine.

720
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:05,137
The thing is, I'm gonna need
to see some loan paperwork,

721
00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:07,269
maybe a deed, uh,
whatever you guys have on hand,

722
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:08,793
and we could probably
work this thing out.

723
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,272
Mike, we have that right?

724
00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:11,839
Why don't you just
give us a retainer now...

725
00:45:11,926 --> 00:45:13,885
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're a mortgage broker?

726
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:17,497
Uh, Michael,
let's just say what I used to be able to do on the phones,

727
00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:19,325
probably served
better in this economy,

728
00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,457
going door to door. So, you're not
a mortgage broker.

729
00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:23,764
You guys are obviously
doing what you guys do.

730
00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:25,418
I do what it is I do.

731
00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,768
Nobody talks about maybe
what we can do together,

732
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,683
and, uh, if we
do this thing right,

733
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,772
we trust each other,
we can probably all profit from this.

734
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,732
We're renting.

735
00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:37,386
I'll be damned.
Of course you two are.

736
00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:39,911
Chris, admittedly,
I'm a little bit embarrassed.

737
00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:42,217
Sorry for wasting
your guys' time.

738
00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:47,440
Oh, and, um, Michael,

739
00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:50,138
I'd hate to have either
one of our businesses

740
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,532
disrupted by maybe some
business that didn't happen.

741
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,102
Did you read my notes
on the squirrels?

742
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:01,671
You know, you really
fucked us on that deal, Mike.

743
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,544
What? Why didn't you
follow my lead?

744
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:07,590
I mean, just follow my lead, man.
I would have split the money with you.

745
00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,897
God, we have
real trust issues.

746
00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:12,857
You're eating a real meal.
This is amazing.

747
00:46:12,944 --> 00:46:16,208
Yeah, well, I sleep all day,
and I mostly want to kill myself when I'm awake,

748
00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:18,688
but sure,
I'm a little hungry.

749
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,213
Well, I'm really
happy about that.

750
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:24,694
If I had crystal meth in my hand and a gun in the other,

751
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,566
I would have
a hard time choosing.

752
00:46:26,653 --> 00:46:27,915
But you're hungry.

753
00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:30,657
Yeah, fine, I'm hungry.

754
00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:33,312
Hey, so I figured out where
all the equipment came from.

755
00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:35,009
I'm really hungry.

756
00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:37,011
It turns out it belonged
to a group of researchers.

757
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,621
I found their journal.

758
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,407
Really? They just left
all that stuff up there?

759
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:42,756
Man, if I would've
found that stuff,

760
00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,889
I would've sold it
and bought drugs.

761
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:46,542
See, that's the thing
I don't get, is like,

762
00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:49,458
why would they just leave
all that stuff, you know?

763
00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:52,374
It's cause
they don't exist, I think,

764
00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,420
and you just believe
everything people tell you.

765
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:02,907
What?

766
00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:04,604
Take a look at it.

767
00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:06,606
I'm really hungry.

768
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,347
Take a look at the journal,
and I'll feed you.

769
00:47:08,434 --> 00:47:10,001
Okay.

770
00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:11,263
See what it says?

771
00:47:12,046 --> 00:47:13,831
Um...

772
00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:16,137
Nikola Tesla.

773
00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:17,922
Fer...

774
00:47:18,009 --> 00:47:19,619
Mike, this is in
a different language.

775
00:47:19,706 --> 00:47:21,099
Do you notice
anything else?

776
00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:24,319
It says "telekinesis" a lot.

777
00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:27,540
Look, man, there are a lot
of weird people out here.

778
00:47:27,627 --> 00:47:29,585
Okay.
Are you sure you don't know who shot that video?

779
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:32,850
No, I'm not sure, man.
I was high as fuck.

780
00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:35,548
Okay, take a look at the clip one more time.

781
00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:38,943
Mike, my blood sugar is low,
and I'm about to pass out.

782
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,162
Will you please
give me beans?

783
00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:43,686
You know, you really
fucked us on that deal, Mike.

784
00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:45,645
What? CHRIS: Why didn't
you follow my lead?

785
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,430
What the fuck?

786
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:52,478
Am I fucking
brain damaged?

787
00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:54,219
You're eating a real meal.
This is amazing.

788
00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:56,177
Yeah, well,
I sleep all day and...

789
00:47:56,264 --> 00:47:59,572
Mike, if my fucking mind is mush,
don't make me go through this.

790
00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:02,140
Dude, just calm down,
okay? I'm...

791
00:48:02,227 --> 00:48:04,446
Fuck. I'm seeing
the same thing.

792
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,843
It's satellites.

793
00:48:10,757 --> 00:48:12,585
What? Yeah, man.

794
00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,674
I don't know how they work either,
but that's satellites.

795
00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:16,806
That is government satellites,
and they have...

796
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,547
They watch everything.

797
00:48:18,634 --> 00:48:20,941
Chris, why would the government be watching you?

798
00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:22,943
Why would the government
be watching you, Mike?

799
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:24,771
Look, I don't know
what you've done.

800
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:26,904
I came here to help you, okay?
That's it, that's all.

801
00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,689
Bullshit. You came here to help yourself,
and you know it.

802
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:32,344
You're absolutely right.
I'm actually...

803
00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:34,433
I'm a government spy, yeah.

804
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:36,870
Or, no, wait, maybe I'm...

805
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:39,003
I'm a mass murderer
child molester.

806
00:48:39,090 --> 00:48:41,048
Oh, now you're
just being a dick.

807
00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:43,485
I'm trying to tell you, man,
someone's fucking following us.

808
00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:46,793
If someone's following us,
why don't you uncuff me so we can get away from them?

809
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,925
Will you go into rehab?

810
00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,013
Oh, here we go.

811
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,450
I don't know, Mike.

812
00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:53,669
If you don't go in,
you'll die. You know that?

813
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:55,193
Will you go in?

814
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,717
Look, I don't know,
and this is retarded.

815
00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:01,808
Look, if five days got you from "no" to "maybe,"
then I'm willing to risk it.

816
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:05,812
If you're trying to atone
for all those times

817
00:49:05,899 --> 00:49:09,381
we were kids and I saved you from getting your ass just beaten,

818
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:11,426
this is a shitty way
of going about it.

819
00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:15,778
You saved me? You punched like a wind sock.
It's horrifying.

820
00:49:15,865 --> 00:49:18,825
If your wife ever sees you punch anybody,
you are in deep shit.

821
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,045
She's gonna leave you
for a stronger man.

822
00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:23,743
You know,
your lack of belief in my good intentions here is disturbing.

823
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:29,401
Yeah, well, when your friend holds you hostage,
you get a different perspective.

824
00:49:29,488 --> 00:49:31,577
It's like a little story.

825
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,709
Little story.
Little story.

826
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,668
Little story.

827
00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:40,803
Made some coffee,
you want some?

828
00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:43,284
I'm sleeping.

829
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:45,112
It's good coffee, man,
you should try it.

830
00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:47,201
Mmm. Does it have
crack in it?

831
00:49:47,288 --> 00:49:48,594
Kind of.

832
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,292
Here.

833
00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:57,429
Hey, do you know about
any caves nearby?

834
00:49:57,516 --> 00:50:00,388
Yes.

835
00:50:00,475 --> 00:50:06,264
Drive to the end of the road,
and then there's some stables, and then a dirt trail.

836
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,702
Take that and then you will find the, uh,
Mexican trafficking cave.

837
00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,792
Trafficking cave?

838
00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:15,229
Yeah.

839
00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:19,103
Not really,
but Billy and Micah thought it was this Mexican drug trafficking cave.

840
00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:22,280
I was, like,
"Why would anyone build a tunnel 50 miles from Mexico?"

841
00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:25,761
But they're like,
"We're gonna get rich." Tweakers.

842
00:50:25,848 --> 00:50:28,677
Are you cool if I go check it out?
I feel like I need a walk.

843
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:31,724
What about mountain lions?

844
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,206
What about them?

845
00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:38,383
Since 1983,
the mountain lion population of this town has increased

846
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:40,298
staggeringly and steadily.

847
00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:42,996
Right now, there's like
13 mountain lions per person.

848
00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:47,131
Yeah, I think
I'll be fine.

849
00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:48,306
You should take
my mountain lion gun.

850
00:50:49,307 --> 00:50:50,830
You have
a mountain lion gun?

851
00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:52,397
Mmm-hmm.

852
00:50:52,484 --> 00:50:54,051
I'm gonna take
my chances.

853
00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:55,574
All right, man.

854
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,838
Yeah. You know, on a side note,

855
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,927
I'm not feeling too bad today.
I feel pretty sweet.

856
00:51:01,014 --> 00:51:02,755
Good.

857
00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:05,323
If you've got energy,
I will leave you my laptop here.

858
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:08,108
There's some games on it,
if you wanna play.

859
00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:10,284
Thank you.You're welcome.

860
00:51:10,371 --> 00:51:12,286
I will.

861
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,333
Is this a camera?

862
00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:21,948
Hey, girl, hey.

863
00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:30,783
That was a warning,
Danube! I want my tish!

864
00:51:55,938 --> 00:52:00,204
Look, I know this is a dark moment,
but it does get better.

865
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,293
You keep fucking saying that, man,
but you don't get it.

866
00:52:04,991 --> 00:52:07,254
This is the worst
of it, okay?

867
00:52:08,647 --> 00:52:11,128
Just make it to tomorrow.

868
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:16,829
Mike, I never enjoyed life
until I started doing drugs.

869
00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:19,179
Okay, I know
that's not true.

870
00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:20,224
It is true.

871
00:52:22,487 --> 00:52:24,010
Our childhood,
I was miserable.

872
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,100
Our adolescence
fucking sucked.

873
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:33,759
The only time I ever felt happiness was when I did a line of speed

874
00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:35,761
off some chick's dresser
at a party.

875
00:52:36,675 --> 00:52:38,024
I saw you happy before that.

876
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,766
Nah, man,
I was being polite.

877
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,855
I'm happy on meth.

878
00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:45,597
Look, life gets better, okay?

879
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:48,556
You, you were
just dealt a shitty hand.

880
00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:50,297
Oh, Jesus, man.

881
00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:54,432
My parents?

882
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:58,175
I do drugs 'cause my body chemistry makes me wanna do drugs.

883
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:02,135
If I had your parents,
you know what I'd be, man?

884
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:05,269
I'd be a guy with rad parents who fucking loves doing drugs.

885
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:08,663
I mean, God,
I fucking hate people.

886
00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:14,147
Fuck, man, you know what people do?
They fucking kill dogs.

887
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:20,545
You, me and those apes
that killed Sara.

888
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:24,853
We're all the same.

889
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:27,029
The only difference is
that I fucking liked Sara.

890
00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:29,771
I loved that dog.

891
00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:33,471
I mean, I just...

892
00:53:33,558 --> 00:53:39,564
I'd rather just do drugs and end it on my terms rather than a virus,

893
00:53:39,651 --> 00:53:44,177
or global warming,
or some shit just killing me slowly.

894
00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:46,788
This is not the same guy that painted the picture on my wall.

895
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:51,445
Being creative,
it's a curse.

896
00:53:51,532 --> 00:53:55,057
It condemns you to a life of failure 'cause you can't sustain interest

897
00:53:55,144 --> 00:54:00,672
in any boring rat race job long enough to make a living at it.

898
00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:02,978
I'm creative,
I make a living.

899
00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:04,632
You're a graphic
designer, man,

900
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,983
you make pamphlets
and DJ fliers.

901
00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:11,509
You're a fucking sellout.

902
00:54:11,596 --> 00:54:14,076
All right, well,
you know why none of this bothers me,

903
00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:18,820
is because I can't believe a word that's come
out of your mouth in the last three years.

904
00:54:20,169 --> 00:54:22,171
Why don't you
let me go then?

905
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:26,741
Everyone you've ever known thinks that you're a liar and a thief.

906
00:54:26,828 --> 00:54:28,439
You know, you tricked us
too many times

907
00:54:28,526 --> 00:54:30,658
into thinking you were
pulling it together.

908
00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:34,314
Mike, when you and I were fucking
partying and doing dumb shit together,

909
00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:36,577
I was doing drugs and you didn't give a shit then.

910
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:40,407
Oh, okay, so I guess then I'm, like,
your enabler.

911
00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:43,541
Call it whatever
the fuck you want, man.

912
00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:45,412
Some of this shit
is your fault.

913
00:54:45,499 --> 00:54:49,111
We all believe in the possibility that you're sick.

914
00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:52,550
We think about all the fucking horrible things you've done in your life,

915
00:54:52,637 --> 00:54:54,552
and which ones we should hold
you accountable for.

916
00:54:54,639 --> 00:54:56,554
You're saying I'm sick?

917
00:54:56,641 --> 00:54:59,731
I never called it a fucking illness or any of that shit at all,

918
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,080
so fuck off.

919
00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,909
We all have
temptations, okay?

920
00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:06,303
But most of us,
we keep them in check.

921
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:09,654
We keep them under control so we don't hurt the people around us.

922
00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:12,091
You know, man,
there is a solid possibility

923
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,962
that you're just
fucking selfish.

924
00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:19,098
No fucking shit,
I'm fucking selfish, man!

925
00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:21,318
Fuck, the only reason
you're fucking here

926
00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,842
and I'm chained to
this fucking pipe,

927
00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:26,584
is so that you can have
something to fucking save

928
00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:28,412
and fucking feel
good about yourself!

929
00:55:28,499 --> 00:55:30,283
But guess what, Michael?

930
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,372
You're no fucking
better than anyone else,

931
00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:34,722
and your fucking life is
as meaningless as mine,

932
00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:37,290
and I swear to fucking God

933
00:55:37,377 --> 00:55:40,162
that I'm gonna fucking sue
the shit out of you

934
00:55:40,249 --> 00:55:42,643
when this fucking shit
is done!

935
00:56:02,576 --> 00:56:05,231
I, uh, will be back
later tonight.

936
00:56:07,102 --> 00:56:11,237
I'm really sorry
about Sara.

937
00:57:15,606 --> 00:57:16,607
Sorry!

938
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:26,617
Ow, fuck.

939
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:33,537
No, I'm just tired,
and I sprained my ankle on our morning jog.

940
00:57:33,624 --> 00:57:34,799
So...

941
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,980
Actually, the, um...

942
00:57:42,067 --> 00:57:47,420
The neighbor's dog just literally dropped dead on Chris's porch.

943
00:57:47,507 --> 00:57:50,728
I don't know,
it was like a heart attack or something,

944
00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,207
and I...

945
00:57:52,294 --> 00:57:53,731
No, it's fine.

946
00:57:53,818 --> 00:57:57,038
Don't be sad, okay?
The dog was ugly as shit.

947
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:58,344
I just, um...

948
00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:02,609
I can't decide whether I should tell the owner or just...

949
00:58:02,696 --> 00:58:04,306
I don't know
what to do.

950
00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:35,947
Yes?

951
00:58:36,034 --> 00:58:39,167
Oh, hi.

952
00:58:39,254 --> 00:58:42,606
Um, I'm Michael.
I needed to talk to you about your dog.

953
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:45,522
She's all right, I hope.

954
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:50,614
Uh, no. Actually,
I'm sorry. Um.

955
00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:55,401
I found her by the road.
It looked like some coyotes had gotten to her.

956
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,316
N'est-ce pas?

957
00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:00,145
Poor Sophie.

958
00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:07,500
Would you like to
sit for a moment?

959
00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:08,936
I just made some tea.

960
00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:10,764
I think it's
just a sprain.

961
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:18,250
But, yeah, I mean, um... Yeah,
I could go for some tea. Thank you.

962
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:49,150
I never caught
your name.

963
00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:51,413
Byron.

964
00:59:51,936 --> 00:59:53,459
I'm Michael.

965
00:59:59,508 --> 01:00:01,206
You are from the city?

966
01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:04,513
Yeah, yeah, I'm just out here
taking care of my friend.

967
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,126
Thank you.

968
01:00:28,973 --> 01:00:30,061
Do you mind?

969
01:00:30,148 --> 01:00:31,366
Oh, no, go right ahead.

970
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,677
Are you French?

971
01:00:38,504 --> 01:00:40,419
Yeah.

972
01:00:40,506 --> 01:00:42,595
How long have you
been out here?

973
01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:46,643
Almost 30 years,
believe it or not.

974
01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:53,606
I mean, how did you end up here?
If you don't mind me asking.

975
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:58,089
I was studying archeology
at the Sorbonne and, uh,

976
01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:02,441
I received a grant
to study native art.

977
01:01:02,528 --> 01:01:05,096
And you just
never went back?

978
01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:10,188
I study man,
but I prefer not to be with him.

979
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,848
You are fine.

980
01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:20,589
I can run faster
than you at the moment.

981
01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:33,951
So, you have a lot of time
to yourself here.

982
01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:36,649
It is an unusual story.

983
01:01:41,045 --> 01:01:44,048
I've got some time.

984
01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:54,319
Two students
came here with me.

985
01:01:54,406 --> 01:02:00,673
They said they were studying some
related topics in archeology and physics.

986
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:05,722
Something about new
carbon dating methods.

987
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:12,816
They were very excited when they first arrived,
but then the arguing began.

988
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:17,734
One would accuse the other of hiding research or stealing findings.

989
01:02:18,952 --> 01:02:20,911
A lot of screaming
and slammed doors.

990
01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:28,919
Oh, no, I'm good.
Actually, I haven't done that since college.

991
01:02:29,006 --> 01:02:32,531
Actually, what is that?
I've never seen it red like that.

992
01:02:32,618 --> 01:02:35,577
I cannot remember
the exact name,

993
01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:39,930
but the seeds I bought from South America many years ago.

994
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,412
It grows nicely on the hillside this time of year.

995
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:53,247
What...
What was I saying?

996
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:56,120
Uh, you were telling me
about the students.

997
01:02:56,207 --> 01:03:02,474
Yes. I do not know what they
were actually studying,

998
01:03:02,561 --> 01:03:06,130
but, uh, the yelling
was constant,

999
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:12,745
and one day the noise went into the woods and they never returned.

1000
01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:14,965
Did they go back to France?

1001
01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:19,143
They left their passports.
I tried to find them through the university,

1002
01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:20,753
but there was
no record of them.

1003
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,320
And you don't know
what they were researching?

1004
01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:28,892
I found some papers in the trash,
some esoteric writings

1005
01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:31,590
on manipulating
light and sound waves.

1006
01:03:33,984 --> 01:03:38,902
I think they were searching for monsters,
and they found each other.

1007
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,603
Monsters?

1008
01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:51,436
People come here, Michael,
to look for aliens,

1009
01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:56,876
ghosts and cults
and gateways to hell

1010
01:03:56,963 --> 01:04:01,794
and secret military bases
looking into other dimensions.

1011
01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:09,715
I think if there is something it is not these things,

1012
01:04:10,368 --> 01:04:12,936
or perhaps all of them.

1013
01:04:13,023 --> 01:04:17,114
I'm sorry,
I'm not at all following what you're saying.

1014
01:04:17,201 --> 01:04:20,291
How does an isolated
tribesman in Ecuador

1015
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:26,297
know the difference between an alien,
an angel and a ghost?

1016
01:04:28,821 --> 01:04:30,954
I have no idea.

1017
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:32,738
He doesn't,

1018
01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:37,438
but he tells a story

1019
01:04:37,525 --> 01:04:40,137
to make sense

1020
01:04:42,008 --> 01:04:44,924
of the infinite.

1021
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:47,666
Sometimes,

1022
01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:53,019
when I stare up and look into the infinite,

1023
01:04:54,803 --> 01:04:57,458
I see a film.

1024
01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:02,159
A film?

1025
01:05:02,246 --> 01:05:07,512
A membrane, a layer,
and behind it is another,

1026
01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:09,470
and another,

1027
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,603
and another.

1028
01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:14,693
Do you see?

1029
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:20,873
No, I, uh...

1030
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,093
No, I don't. I'm sorry.

1031
01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:27,010
Each one has
a beginning,

1032
01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:29,751
middle

1033
01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:31,536
and end.

1034
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,322
Beginning,

1035
01:05:35,409 --> 01:05:36,715
middle,

1036
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,282
end.

1037
01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:42,503
Beginning,

1038
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,507
middle,

1039
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:52,905
end.

1040
01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:56,213
Thank you so much for the tea and the aspirin.

1041
01:05:56,300 --> 01:06:00,130
I should make my way
back home now.

1042
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:03,481
Again, I'm sorry
about your dog.

1043
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:05,831
Aspirin?

1044
01:06:29,246 --> 01:06:30,595
Shit.

1045
01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:31,857
Shit!

1046
01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:33,250
Fuck, Chris!

1047
01:06:33,337 --> 01:06:34,425
What? Shit!

1048
01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:35,774
What? What's happening?
What?

1049
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:39,734
God.
What's wrong with you?

1050
01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:42,433
Jesus, are you all right?
Fucking...

1051
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,785
Oh, no, dude, I'm fine, man.
This is nothin'.

1052
01:06:46,872 --> 01:06:48,178
Oh, no big deal.

1053
01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:51,485
Oh, no, I was, uh...

1054
01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:53,618
I couldn't find an artery
with a coffee cup,

1055
01:06:53,705 --> 01:06:56,969
so I was trying to pull a spring out of the mattress here,

1056
01:06:57,056 --> 01:07:01,495
but this mattress is, like,
made by NASA or something, man.

1057
01:07:01,582 --> 01:07:03,193
It's like teflon.

1058
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,977
Goddammit. Could not get a spring out.

1059
01:07:07,632 --> 01:07:09,938
Just fell asleep, I guess,
after that. It's tiresome.

1060
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,811
Fucking, man.

1061
01:07:12,898 --> 01:07:14,813
Man, what's up with you?
You scared me.

1062
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,554
Why'd you run
in here like that?

1063
01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:18,208
Seriously.

1064
01:07:18,295 --> 01:07:19,774
I scared you?

1065
01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:21,211
Yeah, you came in
guns blazing, man.

1066
01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:22,821
I thought there
was a fucking...

1067
01:07:22,908 --> 01:07:24,040
It's a fucking scratch.

1068
01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:25,476
...war outside.

1069
01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:27,217
Yeah, dude,
it's no big deal.

1070
01:07:27,304 --> 01:07:29,219
Goddammit.

1071
01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:36,748
See, man, no problem.

1072
01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:39,881
Thank you, nurse.

1073
01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:41,492
You're welcome.

1074
01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:43,102
There we go.

1075
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,240
What's up with your limp?

1076
01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:51,937
Yeah, I, uh,

1077
01:07:52,024 --> 01:07:54,070
I fell running.

1078
01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:56,550
Fuck, dude, I told ya, man,
mountain lions out there.

1079
01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:58,639
Homeless guy.

1080
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:00,598
Homeless guy?

1081
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:05,081
Mike, you know what?

1082
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,564
There's a lot of hobo junkies
in that cave I sent you to.

1083
01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:13,045
Don't go to
that cave, dude.

1084
01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:23,534
Hey, I'm sorry, man.

1085
01:08:26,537 --> 01:08:29,105
There really are a lot
of weird people out here.

1086
01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:13,627
Chris.

1087
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:17,544
Yeah?

1088
01:09:17,631 --> 01:09:18,763
Is this your knife?

1089
01:09:20,634 --> 01:09:22,593
Hey, man, yeah it is.

1090
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,334
I lost it a couple weeks ago.

1091
01:09:25,378 --> 01:09:26,727
Man, I could've
used it this week.

1092
01:09:26,814 --> 01:09:28,729
Where'd you find it?

1093
01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:32,820
Below this fucking carving that appeared while we were asleep.

1094
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:35,867
Looks exactly like the story
on the cave wall yesterday.

1095
01:09:37,869 --> 01:09:40,872
Mike,
are you feeling all right?

1096
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:44,615
Yeah.

1097
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:49,402
Are you sure?

1098
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,839
Yeah, what's that got
to do with the carving?

1099
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:54,364
I don't know, 'cause when you're out here,
your mind plays tricks on you.

1100
01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:57,932
You know, the elevation,
the electrical does weird things

1101
01:09:58,019 --> 01:09:59,630
and there's satellites
that are always watching.

1102
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,284
Will you stop talking
about the satellites?

1103
01:10:01,371 --> 01:10:03,416
I don't know how
they work either, Mike,

1104
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:05,026
but there are satellites,
and they're always here, always watching.

1105
01:10:05,113 --> 01:10:09,640
Look, you are a suicidal
paranoid junkie, okay?

1106
01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:12,773
You're my friend,
but you're a crazy drug addict.

1107
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:15,298
Fine, I'm just saying
there's satellites.

1108
01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:17,561
Listen, okay?

1109
01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:20,128
You never listen.
Will you just listen to me?

1110
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:28,093
Look, I stopped by Sara's owner's place yesterday, okay?

1111
01:10:30,008 --> 01:10:33,490
He knew the people who owned the equipment down in the shed.

1112
01:10:35,448 --> 01:10:37,189
They have been
missing for 30 years.

1113
01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:40,540
Mike, you know I know
you're a good guy,

1114
01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:42,455
but I gotta tell ya,

1115
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:45,763
I've never seen any of the stuff you're talking about.

1116
01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:47,504
I get that, okay?

1117
01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:49,549
Will you just hear me out,

1118
01:10:49,636 --> 01:10:51,159
so I can just try
and make sense of this?

1119
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,335
All right.

1120
01:10:53,771 --> 01:10:58,210
All right, so people
come to the boonies

1121
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:05,870
to, like, explore religion,
or to, uh, hallucinate,

1122
01:11:05,957 --> 01:11:10,135
or to tell ghost stories, or, you know,
find UFOs, or bigfoot or whatever,

1123
01:11:11,441 --> 01:11:12,746
and we've been led
to some stories.

1124
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:15,009
We've allegedly
been led...

1125
01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:16,707
Listen, dude! Look.

1126
01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:22,713
Assume that I am
honest and sane, okay?

1127
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,456
We were presented with several stories,
all right?

1128
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:31,374
And all of those stories
had an ending.

1129
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,076
What the fuck
was that?

1130
01:11:38,163 --> 01:11:40,034
Mike, it's an old house.
It's gonna make noise sometimes.

1131
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,819
It's not a big deal.

1132
01:11:43,951 --> 01:11:47,303
Look, I'll never really know what actually happened this last week,

1133
01:11:50,349 --> 01:11:53,787
but if I could, like,
give you closure, or whatever,

1134
01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:57,617
maybe it'll make you
feel better.

1135
01:11:59,793 --> 01:12:03,710
I mean, we're paid through
until sundown,

1136
01:12:03,797 --> 01:12:07,453
but, um, yeah,
at this point I guess it is what it is.

1137
01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:12,197
Will you sit down?

1138
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,958
I will never go to rehab.

1139
01:12:36,787 --> 01:12:37,788
Ever.

1140
01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:46,013
Please just let me kill myself the way that I want to kill myself.

1141
01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:49,626
I appreciate all the stuff
you're doing for me, man,

1142
01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:55,327
but as my friend,
you gotta just let me go.

1143
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,725
All right.

1144
01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:08,993
All right.

1145
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:15,565
Did you Photoshop that?

1146
01:13:15,652 --> 01:13:17,044
Why the fuck
would you do that?

1147
01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:18,829
No, I didn't.

1148
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,961
Just give me
the fucking key, please.

1149
01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:28,316
Fuck this,
I'm going home.

1150
01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,366
You gotta be fucking
kidding me, Mike.

1151
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:36,412
Really?

1152
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,762
Chris, the slide machine just turned on and operated by itself.

1153
01:13:39,589 --> 01:13:41,286
It's electrical, Mike.

1154
01:13:41,373 --> 01:13:42,592
I guarantee you
the wiring in this house

1155
01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:44,202
is not up to code, man.

1156
01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:46,509
There's pictures of us
in the fucking thing

1157
01:13:46,596 --> 01:13:48,336
that we didn't take.

1158
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:51,296
I don't know what the fuck you do when you leave here.

1159
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:54,473
Look, ever since I opened up that clip of you,
something's been...

1160
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,519
Oh, now you're gonna tell
you didn't open that?

1161
01:13:56,606 --> 01:13:59,347
What would convince you
that I'm not lying or crazy?

1162
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:00,697
I don't know.

1163
01:14:00,784 --> 01:14:02,046
So, we're at
an impasse?

1164
01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:05,310
I guess so.

1165
01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:11,272
Did you see that? Did you see that?

1166
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:12,491
See what? See what?

1167
01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:14,014
That.That.

1168
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,981
Fuck, no, no!

1169
01:14:41,651 --> 01:14:43,566
We need to leave
before they get here.

1170
01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:46,569
Mike, I don't understand.
Look, man, I'm sorry. I don't...

1171
01:14:47,744 --> 01:14:48,875
Could we go, please?

1172
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:52,836
Wait, hold on.
Let's just, uh...

1173
01:14:52,923 --> 01:14:55,099
Let's just think
about this, okay?

1174
01:14:55,186 --> 01:14:59,712
We, uh, we know it doesn't
want me to go home,

1175
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:03,542
but we know
we can't stay here.

1176
01:15:09,026 --> 01:15:11,202
Mike, we gotta...
Please, let's go.

1177
01:15:12,682 --> 01:15:14,031
What's going on, Mike?

1178
01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:15,162
Just calm down, okay?
We'll be all right.

1179
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,773
Mike, no.

1180
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,122
Mike, what's happening?

1181
01:15:18,209 --> 01:15:19,427
I don't know.

1182
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,559
Mike, if you had
to guess what...

1183
01:15:25,216 --> 01:15:27,044
Okay, say, uh...

1184
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:32,223
Say we hit some film.

1185
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:36,619
And I'm looking
at you, all right?

1186
01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:38,969
We take that film,
we get it developed,

1187
01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:43,451
and then what I'm looking at, you,
appears on the photo.

1188
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:46,237
It's basically
like using your mind

1189
01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:49,022
to send whatever
you're seeing

1190
01:15:49,109 --> 01:15:51,895
or thinking or imagining
to a film,

1191
01:15:51,982 --> 01:15:54,550
or a tape or something.

1192
01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:58,684
We were both in that.

1193
01:16:01,078 --> 01:16:02,470
I know.

1194
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,351
What does it want, Mike?

1195
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:18,138
I don't know.

1196
01:16:18,225 --> 01:16:19,836
A fucking theory, man?

1197
01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:24,884
I think it wants a story.

1198
01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:28,496
That's it?

1199
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,281
That's all?

1200
01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:33,545
I think it wants
a story with an ending.

1201
01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:39,812
Mike, wait, wait, wait.

1202
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:41,771
Where're we going?

1203
01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:44,338
Okay, on the webcam
it was daylight

1204
01:16:44,425 --> 01:16:46,036
when they were
in the cabin, right? Uh-huh.

1205
01:16:46,123 --> 01:16:48,473
Okay, so we'll
take my truck,

1206
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,780
we'll drive somewhere nearby,
and we'll come back later tonight after they're gone.

1207
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,956
Then what?

1208
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,522
We'll shake hands
and I'll go home.

1209
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,046
I mean, uh,
it's what you want

1210
01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:58,875
and it gives us
an ending.

1211
01:16:58,962 --> 01:17:00,137
I found it.

1212
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:02,269
Found what? What I owe Billy.

1213
01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:04,228
Hey, how the fuck
did you get...

1214
01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:06,230
I don't know, man!
I was fucking high, and I tried to drive

1215
01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:07,623
this stupid fucking truck.
Just get it the fuck out of here.

1216
01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:09,189
Okay, I will. Calm down,
all right, dude? Jesus.

1217
01:17:09,276 --> 01:17:12,323
Please put it in
the cabin or something. Shit.

1218
01:17:12,845 --> 01:17:14,586
Just give it...

1219
01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:15,935
I'm going in the house.

1220
01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:17,981
Here give me... Up the fucking hill.

1221
01:17:18,068 --> 01:17:19,156
Fuck me.

1222
01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:25,728
Fuck.

1223
01:17:25,815 --> 01:17:27,512
Fuck.

1224
01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:38,305
Don't play that.

1225
01:17:49,099 --> 01:17:51,188
Who is that?

1226
01:17:51,275 --> 01:17:54,887
It's Charles's friends.
I'll go talk to em.

1227
01:17:56,367 --> 01:17:59,109
Hey, I'm sorry
we're a little late,

1228
01:17:59,196 --> 01:18:00,284
but we were just leaving.

1229
01:18:00,371 --> 01:18:02,242
Wait!

1230
01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:06,769
No, please.

1231
01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:07,987
Please.

1232
01:18:08,074 --> 01:18:09,162
Please!

1233
01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:14,385
No, wait! I'm a fath...

1234
01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:19,782
Burn it.

1235
01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:26,919
It's a horrible idea.

1236
01:18:27,006 --> 01:18:28,878
It's a horrible idea.

1237
01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:30,575
It's a horrible idea.

1238
01:18:35,188 --> 01:18:36,363
All right.

1239
01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:40,193
We know I can't go home,

1240
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,674
but we can't go to
the cabin any time

1241
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:43,980
today or tonight.

1242
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,984
Fuck, man.
Can you just fucking call someone?

1243
01:18:48,071 --> 01:18:50,595
Call, fucking...
Call the fucking FBI.

1244
01:18:50,682 --> 01:18:53,859
Call the fucking FBI
and let's fucking go!

1245
01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,603
I can't take this home.

1246
01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:01,301
No, we gotta get through
this thing here, okay?

1247
01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:04,087
We, uh,
we don't even know

1248
01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:06,045
if it can do
anything to us.

1249
01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:13,226
I'll go. I'll go first.

1250
01:19:13,313 --> 01:19:14,750
No, we'll both go.

1251
01:19:16,621 --> 01:19:18,623
Fuck, man.
Do you think there's bats?

1252
01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,407
Probably.

1253
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,366
Do you remember Danny Kiser?

1254
01:19:22,453 --> 01:19:23,759
With the messed up teeth?

1255
01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:25,543
Yeah.

1256
01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,545
He was squatting at
a barn up the street.

1257
01:19:27,632 --> 01:19:29,112
Like a couple months ago
he got rabies.

1258
01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:31,114
Did he die?

1259
01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:33,203
He wishes he was
dead because

1260
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:35,118
he was just foaming at the mouth when they got him.

1261
01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:36,510
He was just
walking in circles

1262
01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:37,773
and was chasing kids.

1263
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:39,035
He can only say
a few words now,

1264
01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:39,992
and he just drools
all the time.

1265
01:19:41,646 --> 01:19:43,561
Look, Mike, I know
your leg's hurt,

1266
01:19:43,648 --> 01:19:45,693
but if there's something
down there, man,

1267
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,261
you gotta just, please,
just run like it doesn't hurt, okay? Please?

1268
01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:50,220
Okay.

1269
01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:51,612
Do you remember
Rick Jones?

1270
01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:53,701
Oh, fuck. All right,
I'll go. Jesus.

1271
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:54,790
Thanks, man.

1272
01:20:18,857 --> 01:20:20,250
What if we just
didn't open it?

1273
01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,426
We have to open it.

1274
01:20:22,513 --> 01:20:23,731
What if we just
took it with us,

1275
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,037
and then if we
wanted to open it,

1276
01:20:25,124 --> 01:20:27,170
we would consider
opening it then?

1277
01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:28,693
Look, I can't go home.

1278
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:30,042
And that last
footage saved you

1279
01:20:30,129 --> 01:20:32,044
from getting beaten
to death or shot.

1280
01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:34,873
We don't know that,
right?

1281
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,614
What if this thing's
actually trying to help us?

1282
01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:38,268
We don't even
know if this stuff

1283
01:20:38,355 --> 01:20:40,487
is really gonna
happen or not.

1284
01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:50,758
That car was a gift.

1285
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,151
Goddammit.

1286
01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:53,413
All right man,
open it.

1287
01:20:59,463 --> 01:21:00,856
Ow, fuck.

1288
01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:04,120
It's us.

1289
01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:06,078
And?

1290
01:21:06,165 --> 01:21:10,343
Uh, we're outside,
and the cabin's in the background.

1291
01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,695
Okay, what else?

1292
01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:16,480
Okay, we're still outside,
but it's night,

1293
01:21:16,567 --> 01:21:18,961
and we're lit by a fire.

1294
01:21:19,048 --> 01:21:20,092
A fire?

1295
01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:21,485
Yeah.

1296
01:21:21,572 --> 01:21:23,226
Do we look all right?

1297
01:21:23,313 --> 01:21:26,229
I don't know. Yeah, I think,
I think we look okay.

1298
01:21:26,316 --> 01:21:30,233
And are we upset? I don't know.
It's difficult to see.

1299
01:21:31,103 --> 01:21:32,452
I don't know.

1300
01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:35,412
Do you think all that stuff down there is of us?

1301
01:21:36,413 --> 01:21:38,154
Why are you asking me?

1302
01:21:38,241 --> 01:21:39,416
Fuck, really?
You don't wanna talk about it? Okay.

1303
01:21:39,503 --> 01:21:41,374
Yes, I think it's all us.

1304
01:21:42,201 --> 01:21:43,986
Do you think
that's all of it?

1305
01:21:44,073 --> 01:21:45,813
No.

1306
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:49,165
I think we could be on any recording device anywhere.

1307
01:21:49,252 --> 01:21:51,602
We could be on a fucking
hard drive in China.

1308
01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:55,127
They should be
at the cabin by now.

1309
01:21:55,214 --> 01:21:56,737
Do you think
they found the bag?

1310
01:21:58,609 --> 01:22:01,351
I left it inside
for them to find.

1311
01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:03,701
They're smoking that bag, man.
They're fucking smoking that bag.

1312
01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:05,921
Maybe if we took
the trees to the road.

1313
01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:09,489
No, man, they're getting fucked up,
and they're waiting to fuck us up.

1314
01:22:11,187 --> 01:22:12,623
I'm gonna go to that
place in the film.

1315
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,800
The rocks in front
of the cabin.

1316
01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:16,975
Why would...

1317
01:22:17,062 --> 01:22:18,672
That's fucking
nighttime, man.

1318
01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:19,630
It's like fucking noon right now.
Are you crazy?

1319
01:22:19,717 --> 01:22:21,023
I'll be fine, okay?

1320
01:22:21,110 --> 01:22:23,199
Look, I'm gonna sneak
around the back,

1321
01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:24,722
I'll be far enough away,
and plus they're probably

1322
01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:26,419
so fucked up they won't
even know I'm there.

1323
01:22:26,506 --> 01:22:28,421
Why would you
fucking do that?

1324
01:22:28,508 --> 01:22:32,295
Because I think if we can get to the end of this reel of film,

1325
01:22:32,382 --> 01:22:34,253
we'll be fine.

1326
01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:35,951
You don't fucking
know that.

1327
01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:37,909
No, I don't, but do you
have a better plan?

1328
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,563
Yeah, man,
let's fucking leave.

1329
01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:42,348
Chris, I am not taking
this home to my wife.

1330
01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,483
Fuck!

1331
01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:50,182
All right, man.
Fuck it, I'll go.

1332
01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:52,097
Let's go.

1333
01:22:52,184 --> 01:22:53,577
You can leave. No, fuck you, don't
make me feel guilty.

1334
01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:54,970
I'll fucking go,
I said I'll go, let's go.

1335
01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:56,580
All right.

1336
01:22:59,626 --> 01:23:01,541
Lighter, lighter, lighter,
pants on fire.

1337
01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:03,152
Do it, do it,
do it, do it.

1338
01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:11,203
So, what's it like, uh...

1339
01:23:12,596 --> 01:23:15,251
What's it like
being married?

1340
01:23:15,338 --> 01:23:19,864
It's good, you know,
I mean it's uh, it's hard, but, uh...

1341
01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:22,649
Yeah, I like it.

1342
01:23:25,174 --> 01:23:26,914
What's it like
being single?

1343
01:23:29,178 --> 01:23:33,182
Well, getting high all the time pretty much covers that base.

1344
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:38,013
You don't have like a junkie girlfriend or something?

1345
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,319
No.

1346
01:23:40,406 --> 01:23:42,408
No, I don't.

1347
01:23:42,495 --> 01:23:46,238
Actually,

1348
01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:48,980
I did go into the city,
like, a couple months ago,

1349
01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:51,330
and I picked up
a little "hmm-hmm."

1350
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:54,464
What's that?

1351
01:23:54,551 --> 01:23:56,118
What's "hmm-hmm"? Yeah, what's that?

1352
01:23:57,684 --> 01:23:59,034
You know, man,
like on the back of the...

1353
01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:02,776
Like the reader,
those little box ads.

1354
01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:05,605
I don't know.

1355
01:24:05,692 --> 01:24:06,737
A fucking hooker, Mike.

1356
01:24:06,824 --> 01:24:08,391
Goddamn.

1357
01:24:08,478 --> 01:24:12,090
Yeah, the whole thing
just was ridiculous, man.

1358
01:24:12,177 --> 01:24:17,400
We basically were gacking rails all night long and, uh,

1359
01:24:18,749 --> 01:24:22,144
I just talked her ear off
for like six hours,

1360
01:24:22,231 --> 01:24:24,624
and then by the end
of it, um,

1361
01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:27,062
she just like took off,
like, all freaked out.

1362
01:24:28,150 --> 01:24:29,760
We never even took
our clothes off or nothing.

1363
01:24:29,847 --> 01:24:32,023
We just talked
and then I scared her.

1364
01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:34,112
That was pretty much
my last sexual experience.

1365
01:24:34,199 --> 01:24:35,461
That sounds awful.

1366
01:24:35,548 --> 01:24:36,593
It was horrible.

1367
01:24:37,855 --> 01:24:39,335
Yeah.

1368
01:24:40,423 --> 01:24:43,078
Was it true about
the, uh, dad thing?

1369
01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:45,384
What dad thing?

1370
01:24:45,471 --> 01:24:47,125
On the fucking CD.

1371
01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:49,867
Yeah.

1372
01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:51,434
Yeah, I'm gonna be a dad.

1373
01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:55,525
Fuck, man.
Are you sketched out?

1374
01:24:55,612 --> 01:24:56,874
I'm okay with it.

1375
01:24:56,961 --> 01:24:58,397
When's it going down?

1376
01:24:58,876 --> 01:24:59,877
Seven months.

1377
01:24:59,964 --> 01:25:01,096
Seven months?

1378
01:25:02,271 --> 01:25:03,837
Boy or girl?

1379
01:25:03,924 --> 01:25:05,361
Well, it's a little
early to tell.

1380
01:25:05,448 --> 01:25:07,580
Well, I'm not
a pediatrician, Mike.

1381
01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:08,712
I don't know.

1382
01:25:08,799 --> 01:25:09,930
Obstetrician.

1383
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,628
Whatever, man.

1384
01:25:11,715 --> 01:25:14,283
Um, yeah, let's just
hope it's a boy, right?

1385
01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:16,720
Better worrying
about one wiener

1386
01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:18,678
than like every wiener
in the world.

1387
01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:21,246
Could I borrow
one of your guns?

1388
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:22,900
Sure, dude.

1389
01:25:24,597 --> 01:25:26,338
You would make
a good uncle.

1390
01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:28,079
Whatever.

1391
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,733
That's bullshit, man.

1392
01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:31,256
Give yourself
a little credit, man.

1393
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:34,477
Seriously, you're one
of the most loyal,

1394
01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:37,567
protective, and smartest
people I know.

1395
01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:40,570
You know, and you don't
wave it in people's faces

1396
01:25:40,657 --> 01:25:42,311
and make them feel
stupid about it.

1397
01:25:42,398 --> 01:25:44,574
Come on, that's a bunch
of malarkey,

1398
01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:46,097
but thanks, though.

1399
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:47,577
I'm serious.

1400
01:25:47,664 --> 01:25:49,666
Okay, why do you think...

1401
01:25:49,753 --> 01:25:52,669
Why do you think you've lasted as long as you have like you have?

1402
01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:55,585
It's because the dirt bags
you hang out with

1403
01:25:55,672 --> 01:25:57,761
actually like
being around you.

1404
01:25:57,848 --> 01:26:00,764
You know, I think it
makes them feel better

1405
01:26:00,851 --> 01:26:05,116
about their dark souls to have someone like you around.

1406
01:26:05,203 --> 01:26:08,641
I appreciate it, man,
but I'm a piece of shit. You know it.

1407
01:26:08,728 --> 01:26:10,252
You know.No, you're not.

1408
01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:13,864
Well, I mean, even though
you completely

1409
01:26:13,951 --> 01:26:19,435
abandoned your pregnant wife to save a piece of shit like myself,

1410
01:26:19,522 --> 01:26:21,915
I think you're gonna
be a good dad.

1411
01:26:22,002 --> 01:26:25,136
Thanks. Yeah, I mean, I don't
know really much about it,

1412
01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:26,964
but I would imagine
being forgiving

1413
01:26:27,051 --> 01:26:28,792
has something to do
with being a good dad,

1414
01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:30,750
and, uh, you and I
have lasted this long,

1415
01:26:30,837 --> 01:26:34,058
so that shows that you're one forgiving motherfucker.

1416
01:26:37,931 --> 01:26:39,063
There's something
I should tell you.

1417
01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,108
It's cool, man, don't.

1418
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:44,024
You're my buddy,
that's all that matters.

1419
01:26:44,111 --> 01:26:45,417
No.

1420
01:26:46,723 --> 01:26:49,291
Look, I'm...
I'm trying to tell you...

1421
01:26:49,378 --> 01:26:50,466
Don't do it, man.

1422
01:26:50,553 --> 01:26:53,164
No, you were right, okay?

1423
01:26:53,251 --> 01:26:56,515
You know, I felt guilty,
and I missed my best friend,

1424
01:26:56,602 --> 01:26:59,083
but I had no right to intrude

1425
01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:00,345
on your life
like this, man.

1426
01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:01,999
I just didn't.

1427
01:27:02,086 --> 01:27:03,522
Dude, whatever, man.
Don't even sweat it.

1428
01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:06,612
I don't care. We're cool.

1429
01:27:06,699 --> 01:27:10,312
I know, it's just, like, you know,
with the baby coming...

1430
01:27:10,399 --> 01:27:12,836
I felt like this was
my last chance

1431
01:27:12,923 --> 01:27:16,013
to do something to
feel better about myself,

1432
01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:19,016
and I'm just
fucking sorry, man.

1433
01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:20,539
It is what it is, Mike.

1434
01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:22,237
I don't give a shit.

1435
01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:25,196
I mean, I'm sorry that I
can't be this imaginary guy

1436
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:27,894
that you think is me,
you know?

1437
01:27:28,721 --> 01:27:30,506
You're still
my buddy.

1438
01:27:33,813 --> 01:27:34,945
Shit.

1439
01:27:41,299 --> 01:27:42,431
That was cool.

1440
01:27:48,437 --> 01:27:50,265
Fuck, man!

1441
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:55,095
Holy shit. Fuck me.

1442
01:27:55,182 --> 01:27:56,314
Holy fuck.

1443
01:27:57,446 --> 01:27:59,230
Oh, my God.

1444
01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:00,492
Burn it.

1445
01:28:15,507 --> 01:28:17,596
Oh, my fucking God.

1446
01:28:43,970 --> 01:28:45,320
That's my bullets.

1447
01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:49,541
Is that it?
Is that all of 'em?

1448
01:28:54,024 --> 01:28:55,286
Chris?

1449
01:28:57,070 --> 01:28:58,333
Chris.

1450
01:29:00,073 --> 01:29:01,814
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck!

1451
01:29:06,210 --> 01:29:08,038
No, Mike!

1452
01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:09,779
It's gonna burn, man.
I need a fucking hit, let me go!

1453
01:29:15,001 --> 01:29:16,612
Fuck!

1454
01:29:36,327 --> 01:29:38,373
I don't wanna
fucking die, Mike.

1455
01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:41,288
I can't control it, man,
I really fucking can't. I need help.

1456
01:29:45,554 --> 01:29:47,251
Can I take you to rehab?

1457
01:29:51,473 --> 01:29:53,388
Yeah.

1458
01:29:53,475 --> 01:29:54,780
It has to be now, man.
You have to fucking take me right now.

1459
01:29:55,781 --> 01:29:56,913
Okay.

1460
01:30:04,529 --> 01:30:05,574
Oh, shit.

1461
01:30:11,710 --> 01:30:14,365
Hey, we gave that thing
a story with a happy ending.

1462
01:30:14,452 --> 01:30:15,410
Fuck you.

1463
01:30:24,027 --> 01:30:25,724
Oh, God.

1464
01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:27,726
I'm sorry.

1465
01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:30,903
Oh, fuck,
I'm sorry.

1466
01:30:33,297 --> 01:30:34,603
I'm sorry.

1467
01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:44,439
Can we try it
another way?