1 00:00:07,603 --> 00:00:10,770 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Heraklion. 2 00:00:10,937 --> 00:00:15,020 The local time is 3 am, and the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius. 3 00:00:15,228 --> 00:00:17,352 Please remain in your seats 4 00:00:17,353 --> 00:00:19,603 until the aircraft has come to a complete standstill 5 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:22,437 and the captain has switched off the "fasten seat belt" sign. 6 00:00:22,603 --> 00:00:24,645 Please take care when opening the overhead bins 7 00:00:24,853 --> 00:00:27,478 as items may have been dislodged during the flight. 8 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:29,770 We thank you for flying with us today 9 00:00:29,895 --> 00:00:32,687 and look forward to seeing you again soon. 10 00:00:32,895 --> 00:00:35,228 Please check with ground staff for connecting flights 11 00:00:35,229 --> 00:00:37,562 or further travel to your final destination. 12 00:00:37,728 --> 00:00:40,353 Say uh, ah, Malia! 13 00:00:40,478 --> 00:00:43,437 Say uh, ah, Malia! 14 00:00:46,187 --> 00:00:48,103 I'll tell you why I'm so tired. 15 00:00:48,562 --> 00:00:51,352 - That would be you, Em. - Why? 16 00:00:51,353 --> 00:00:53,937 What do you mean, "why"? What about when she was booking the holiday? 17 00:00:53,938 --> 00:00:56,228 You did no work. All this "I'm exhausted." 18 00:00:56,229 --> 00:00:58,853 I woke up to 20 messages from you. 19 00:00:58,978 --> 00:01:01,437 "We have to be there four hours before!" 20 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,103 If it wasn't for me, would you be here? 21 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,437 Would you be here? 22 00:01:05,478 --> 00:01:08,978 Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby! 23 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,062 It's kinda cold. 24 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:31,352 I'm going in! Come on! 25 00:01:31,353 --> 00:01:33,895 Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in! 26 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,644 Oh! 27 00:01:35,645 --> 00:01:37,227 I don't think we should do this. 28 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:39,062 I don't think it's supposed to be this cold. 29 00:01:39,063 --> 00:01:40,853 You'll get used to it. 30 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:48,311 ♪ Oh my God, oh my God When I see you I should run 31 00:01:48,312 --> 00:01:52,312 ♪ I'm saying things I've never said Doing things I've never done 32 00:01:56,562 --> 00:01:58,852 I fucking love you guys. 33 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:02,562 - I fucking love you guys! - Best holiday ever! 34 00:02:18,645 --> 00:02:20,228 Oh, no, look at my fags! 35 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,062 Where? 36 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:24,353 I'll get them, I'll get them! 37 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,187 No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 38 00:02:27,853 --> 00:02:29,478 I'm so sorry. 39 00:02:29,978 --> 00:02:31,437 It's so cold. 40 00:02:32,145 --> 00:02:33,395 What the fuck? 41 00:02:40,978 --> 00:02:44,062 MUM: GET THERE OK? XX 42 00:02:45,395 --> 00:02:46,477 TARA: X 43 00:02:46,478 --> 00:02:48,145 Ah, fuck's sake! 44 00:02:48,353 --> 00:02:50,312 Set me a fag. Mine are fucked. 45 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:53,228 I swear my mum would've called on the plane if she could have. 46 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:55,728 I'm not sure Mum's even clocked we've left. 47 00:02:57,687 --> 00:02:59,478 This is all we have between all of us? 48 00:02:59,645 --> 00:03:02,103 - Yeah, just one. - This is it to get dry? 49 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:06,228 - Guys, I'm fucking starving. - I swear you're always hungry. 50 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,062 Why is the sea so cold? 51 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:12,103 You know we still got loads of time to kill? 52 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,228 Do you wanna get chips? 53 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,645 - Yes, 100%. - Chips! Chips! Chips! 54 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:20,020 - I want a big fucking big portion. - Large! Large, large, extra-large. 55 00:03:21,312 --> 00:03:23,353 Oh, excuse me. 56 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:25,228 Sorry, um... 57 00:03:25,353 --> 00:03:27,937 I was just wondering if maybe we could have a room with, like, a... 58 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:29,144 like, a pool view? 59 00:03:29,145 --> 00:03:31,770 Pool view? No, no, no. 60 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,770 All gone. I'm sorry. 61 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:36,645 OK. Um... 62 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,103 I tried. Apparently, they're all gone. 63 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,853 Hi! 64 00:03:43,812 --> 00:03:45,812 - Hi. - Um, my name's Tara. 65 00:03:45,937 --> 00:03:48,040 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 66 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:50,145 Um, so, the thing is... I just spat, sorry. 67 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:53,270 Um, the thing is, we're going to need pool view, 68 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,228 because... see our friend Skye there? 69 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,144 She can't swim very well, 70 00:03:58,145 --> 00:04:00,707 so we need to, like, keep eyes on her at all times. 71 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:03,270 - Like, we have to see her. - We can be lifeguards. 72 00:04:03,271 --> 00:04:05,311 We can just dive in if anything happens. 73 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,352 We're excellent swimmers, like, really good. 74 00:04:07,353 --> 00:04:09,853 - Save you guys the trouble. - I actually swim for the county. 75 00:04:09,978 --> 00:04:11,937 We were hoping we could use this holiday 76 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:13,353 to help teach her... 77 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,769 to doggy-paddle. 78 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:16,937 - All right, all right. - Thanks. 79 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:29,562 Oh, my God! This is insane! 80 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,062 Oh, my God! 81 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,478 Look at this swan! 82 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:34,937 - I fucking love the curtains. - He left us swans. 83 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:37,603 - Taz... - Oh, babe, stunning! 84 00:04:38,062 --> 00:04:40,520 Outfit number one sorted! Outfit number... 85 00:04:40,645 --> 00:04:44,937 Oh, there's butterflies everywhere as well! 86 00:04:44,938 --> 00:04:47,478 Um... Skye! What are you doing? 87 00:04:47,728 --> 00:04:49,228 What are you doing? 88 00:04:49,353 --> 00:04:52,770 - Deep-fried fags. - You're a nutter! 89 00:04:52,895 --> 00:04:55,353 - But I will have one, thank you. OK. - They are already dry. 90 00:04:55,478 --> 00:04:57,895 - We got our own fridge! - Fucking luxury. 91 00:04:58,228 --> 00:05:01,270 This room is huge! Like, a whole room. 92 00:05:01,687 --> 00:05:02,978 Where? Let's see. 93 00:05:03,645 --> 00:05:06,020 Ey! Pool view! 94 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,728 Let me see! 95 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:13,312 Best view I've ever seen in my life! Whoo! 96 00:05:21,728 --> 00:05:23,478 Ooh! Whoo! 97 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,145 Sorry about that, but I needed my doughnut. 98 00:05:26,353 --> 00:05:27,645 Breakfast! 99 00:05:28,187 --> 00:05:29,603 Breakfast! 100 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,395 And... breakfast! 101 00:05:31,603 --> 00:05:32,853 Dinner one! 102 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,728 - Shit! Sorry. - Can you not? 103 00:05:36,395 --> 00:05:39,228 Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this. 104 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,062 Apple punch for sex? 105 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:42,853 - No. No, no, no. - Actually... 106 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:45,353 This. 107 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:48,187 Titty glasses. 108 00:05:48,853 --> 00:05:51,228 What do we get if we're sick the most? 109 00:05:51,229 --> 00:05:52,645 Um, nothing, 110 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,353 because we're not going to plan for that, you nutter. 111 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:56,978 All right. All right. 112 00:05:56,979 --> 00:05:58,707 Bonus prize. 113 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,437 Party girl! 114 00:06:01,853 --> 00:06:04,562 Guys, I've been thinking, 115 00:06:05,062 --> 00:06:07,853 whoever's getting laid the most, they should kinda get the main room. 116 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,227 Yeah. 117 00:06:09,228 --> 00:06:10,770 And everyone else 118 00:06:11,562 --> 00:06:13,645 just kinda sleep where they land. 119 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,645 Me, I'm going to be refraining from sleep this holiday. 120 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:20,145 Don't lie! You're going to be, like, asleep in the club. 121 00:06:21,437 --> 00:06:23,145 Oi, you look beaut! 122 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,853 Come here, try this. 123 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:33,437 You should just go out like that. 124 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:35,687 Like this? 125 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,312 You look banging no matter what you wear. 126 00:06:43,313 --> 00:06:44,978 Can I borrow some of that lip gloss? 127 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:46,770 Yeah, let me do it for you. 128 00:06:53,853 --> 00:06:55,312 Look at you. 129 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:57,978 If you don't get laid on this holiday then you never will. 130 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:00,770 No, I can't die a virgin! 131 00:07:01,228 --> 00:07:03,437 HOW TO HAVE SEX 132 00:07:14,812 --> 00:07:16,395 69! 133 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,228 Fuck! 134 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:24,353 Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready. 135 00:07:25,728 --> 00:07:27,020 Oi! Oi! 136 00:07:28,937 --> 00:07:30,520 Whereabouts you all from? 137 00:07:30,645 --> 00:07:32,312 We don't have any change. 138 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,812 What, am I homeless or something? 139 00:07:38,228 --> 00:07:40,020 ♪ Call me 140 00:07:40,687 --> 00:07:43,353 ♪ Call me by my name 141 00:07:43,687 --> 00:07:47,978 ♪ Or call me by my number 142 00:07:48,187 --> 00:07:50,394 ♪ You put me through it 143 00:07:50,395 --> 00:07:54,145 ♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it 144 00:07:54,353 --> 00:07:58,687 ♪ And yet, you try to make me forget 145 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,103 ♪ Who I really am 146 00:08:04,937 --> 00:08:08,228 ♪ I am the one and only 147 00:08:08,562 --> 00:08:10,477 ♪...all this time 148 00:08:10,478 --> 00:08:13,478 ♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪ 149 00:08:13,645 --> 00:08:14,687 Oh, my God! 150 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:18,312 Not like that! Give it here! 151 00:08:18,645 --> 00:08:20,228 Oh, oh. 152 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:22,853 - I'm too thirsty. Hmm. - Tara. 153 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,019 I'm going to be sick. 154 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:29,520 Night one in the Big Brother house, Em is sick. 155 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:33,353 Fuck! She's actually going to be sick. 156 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:35,353 Hold the microphone. 157 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:43,520 ♪ I am the one and only ♪ 158 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:45,437 Can we have three more shots, please? 159 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,665 I love you, Taz. 160 00:08:49,666 --> 00:08:51,103 I love you, too. 161 00:08:54,728 --> 00:08:56,312 Besties for life, yeah? 162 00:08:56,437 --> 00:08:58,937 I've just been to the bar and got shots. 163 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,687 Check it out. 164 00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:02,437 No, no, no. 165 00:09:02,562 --> 00:09:03,687 Yes! 166 00:09:26,687 --> 00:09:29,853 Oi, what happens if I fail every exam? 167 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,187 Fuck school! Let's all just find jobs together. 168 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,770 Oi. 169 00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:36,228 You're fucking smart. 170 00:09:37,312 --> 00:09:38,936 I'm actually going to fail. 171 00:09:38,937 --> 00:09:41,478 Taz, even if you failed everything, 172 00:09:41,853 --> 00:09:43,603 you could talk your way in. 173 00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:46,312 - Tara! - I need a wee. 174 00:09:46,437 --> 00:09:49,437 Chips are technically vegetables, aren't they? 175 00:09:50,645 --> 00:09:52,603 Skye, is it my night to throw up yet? 176 00:09:52,728 --> 00:09:55,228 You already threw up. 177 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,937 Don't laugh at me! 178 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,061 Tara! 179 00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:09,144 What happens if I go to this good school 180 00:10:09,145 --> 00:10:11,998 and then no one even likes me when I get there? 181 00:10:11,999 --> 00:10:14,853 Oh, Em, that's silly. Don't think like that. 182 00:10:14,978 --> 00:10:16,228 No one likes you anyway. 183 00:10:16,353 --> 00:10:18,478 Why do you think we ended up with you? 184 00:10:20,395 --> 00:10:24,270 - I'm joking. - Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe! 185 00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:26,311 It's, like, a win-win situation. 186 00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:29,228 Either you fail and you stay with us wasters, 187 00:10:29,812 --> 00:10:31,186 - or... - I don't wanna fail! 188 00:10:31,187 --> 00:10:32,999 Or you get in and then you're really rich 189 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,812 and you can bring us on holiday every year. 190 00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:36,102 Vets aren't rich. 191 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,103 They don't have loads and loads of money. 192 00:10:38,353 --> 00:10:42,062 Yeah, but you're just, like, really smart. You always have been. 193 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:45,062 I can't even do a backflip. 194 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:49,228 Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do. 195 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:51,562 - I think... - I wanna do a backflip. 196 00:10:51,687 --> 00:10:54,978 I think maybe I'll just do business, 'cause everything is business now. 197 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:57,103 Every day, like, just all the time. 198 00:10:57,228 --> 00:10:58,978 We got to go into business together. 199 00:10:58,979 --> 00:11:00,437 I heard that as well. 200 00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:03,395 Oh, my God! These cheesy chips, man! 201 00:11:03,603 --> 00:11:05,937 - What? - Ow! 202 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:09,062 Oi, I am actually going to open my own restaurant 203 00:11:09,063 --> 00:11:10,895 and just serve cheesy chips. 204 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,395 Oi, you can come and work for me while Em fucks off to finish school. 205 00:11:17,687 --> 00:11:19,561 I'll come. I'll go every single day. 206 00:11:19,562 --> 00:11:21,436 - I think... - I'll come three times. 207 00:11:21,437 --> 00:11:23,312 - I think we should... - Breakfast and dinner. 208 00:11:23,437 --> 00:11:25,312 I think we should go to bed now. 209 00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:28,290 All I need to do to go to good school 210 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:31,145 is if I get lots of As. Say As in... 211 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:32,937 Em! 212 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,853 - Shut up! You're stressing me out. - Oi! The thing is, though... 213 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,812 - ...is that... - I'll hold it in that hand. 214 00:11:41,062 --> 00:11:43,520 ...is that you two are actually my best mates. 215 00:11:45,395 --> 00:11:47,603 - Gang, gang, gang. - Gang, gang, gang. 216 00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:29,020 All right? I'm Paige. Nice to meet you, ladies. 217 00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:31,312 - My name's Paddy. - Nice to meet you. 218 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:44,187 Whoo! 219 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,895 Oi, I thought you left me for dead with this clown. 220 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,769 Oi! 221 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,145 You know, I love youse a lot, 222 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:54,270 but none of us are going to get laid if we just hang out with each other. 223 00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:55,937 Last night was a disaster. 224 00:13:56,062 --> 00:13:57,103 Come on, then. 225 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:04,187 Everyone in the entire hotel must be having a shower right now. 226 00:14:04,562 --> 00:14:07,478 Oi, Taz, you should wear this. You'd look so sexy in it. 227 00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:09,312 Don't you think, Em? 228 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,812 I don't know, looks mad uncomfortable to me. 229 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,520 Skye, is this yours? 230 00:14:17,062 --> 00:14:19,394 - Yeah, why? - Can I borrow it? 231 00:14:19,395 --> 00:14:20,894 Do you know what you're doing with it? 232 00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:23,187 - Yeah, it's just... - Come on, I'll show you. 233 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:40,062 No my, my robot is actually sick, though. 234 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,020 Oh, my God! 235 00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:44,978 You look insane! What the fuck? 236 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:48,520 Yeah, OK, I kinda get, you look incredible. 237 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:52,520 - Ah, she's ready to go out! - Whoo! 238 00:15:22,478 --> 00:15:23,562 Yo! 239 00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:25,853 Sexy! 240 00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,645 Oi, smoke show! 241 00:15:34,353 --> 00:15:36,478 I know you can hear me. I can see you smiling. 242 00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,228 You lot going out later? 243 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,812 You should come round here for pres. 244 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,353 Yeah, I can ask the girls. 245 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,645 Fucking hell! Talk about selective hearing. 246 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,145 What's your name? 247 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:05,812 Tara. 248 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,687 That's a nice name, innit? 249 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:09,895 I'm Badger. 250 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,895 That's a bit of a weird name, innit? 251 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,937 It's my nickname. 252 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,020 Who's this? 253 00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:23,145 Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah. 254 00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:25,478 Room 341, yeah? 255 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,603 All right, easy, Tiger. 256 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,312 We only just met. 257 00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,812 - Oi, no, what the fuck is that? - What? 258 00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:37,436 Ohh...! 259 00:16:37,437 --> 00:16:38,853 - Who's done that? - I did it. 260 00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,895 They're fucking ridiculous, like two massive slugs on your face. 261 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,687 Wait, how old do you think they are, though? 262 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:48,145 Oi, guys, remember your phone and keys and money. 263 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,270 I think, maybe, like, 19, 21. 264 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,895 Yeah, so, what are we going to say? We're, like, 18? 265 00:16:54,062 --> 00:16:56,478 You guys just going to fall in love and leave me to it again? 266 00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:58,978 I think, like, 18, just finished college, yeah? 267 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,978 - Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW. - Ha! You wish! 268 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,853 - All right, come on, Taz! - I think I'm doing a degree 269 00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,645 to be the next Prime Minister. 270 00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:09,645 Bro, if you can tell me who the current Prime Minister is, 271 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,978 then I'll consider you taking his job, yeah? 272 00:17:11,979 --> 00:17:13,269 Go on. 273 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:15,853 All right, for fuck's sake, just come on! Shut up! 274 00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:17,603 Does this actually look all right? 275 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,062 - Mad uncomfortable, innit? - Yeah. 276 00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:23,187 You look fit as fuck, though! 277 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,520 - So do you, mate. - Quick. 278 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,312 - Taz, your phone, I said! - Yeah, give it, then. 279 00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:30,811 - I need my bag. - Keys! 280 00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:33,228 Taz, you have got to sort those eyebrows out. 281 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,270 Paddy, your go. 282 00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:37,395 Nah, it's Paige's go. 283 00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:41,437 Never have I ever crashed a quad into a parked car. 284 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,062 Badger this morning still pissed out his head. 285 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,020 I'm usually a sick driver. 286 00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,311 I fucking drive vans for a living. It's me job. 287 00:17:48,312 --> 00:17:50,752 You don't crash them into parked cars at work, though, do you? 288 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:55,603 Never have I ever had a threesome. 289 00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:06,520 - Get shots out. - Yeah, let's get some shots. 290 00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:08,187 There's one. 291 00:18:11,687 --> 00:18:13,062 - Cheers. - Cheers. 292 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,895 Spin, spin. Faster, faster, faster, go on. 293 00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,437 Three, two, one... 294 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,978 Stop! Stop! 295 00:18:48,978 --> 00:18:51,498 Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine. 296 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,020 - Go on, Em! - That is disgusting. 297 00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:55,937 What you doing? 298 00:18:56,062 --> 00:18:57,415 - No, no, no, no... - Yeah! 299 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,770 I saw that. That was cheating. 300 00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:03,228 Do you know where the vet's are? 'Cause I got two swans that are sick. 301 00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:14,062 Never have I ever had sex. 302 00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:16,687 Fucking hell! Come off it, we're not 12. 303 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:22,728 Never have I ever slept with two birds in one night. 304 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,437 I'm not drinking that 'cause I'm a fucking saint. 305 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:28,187 - Oi. - Chill out. 306 00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,270 What happens on holiday stays on holiday! 307 00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,353 - What are you doing? - I was only joking, babe. 308 00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,228 I wasn't going to call you out, obviously. 309 00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:39,394 Yeah, sure! 310 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,895 No one cares if you're a virgin, it's very chill. 311 00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:44,437 So, why are you bringing it up, then? 312 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,312 'Cause it's funny. 313 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,936 It's not funny. 314 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:52,228 Skye, it's not funny. 315 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,853 Got a drink? 316 00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:56,770 Paddy is fit, though! 317 00:19:57,187 --> 00:19:58,853 You should try it with him. 318 00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:00,895 Or I might. 319 00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:02,062 Oh! 320 00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:06,603 Oi! 321 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,020 Whoo! 322 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:28,187 Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman. 323 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,437 Top graft on these lot, they're about as cool as your sister. 324 00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:34,270 Chill out, mush, we're on holiday! 325 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,311 What's the matter? 326 00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:37,186 Did you hear? They're talking about us. 327 00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:39,145 We need to, like, not let on our age at all. 328 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,686 - To them. - Yeah. 329 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:43,353 Ooh, I miss my BMW so much! 330 00:20:43,853 --> 00:20:45,270 Subtle! 331 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,770 Listen. Listen. 332 00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,687 Do you think Paige is gay? 333 00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,603 Are you joking? 334 00:20:52,728 --> 00:20:54,727 - J... I don't know. - Are you joking? 335 00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:56,728 - Are you telling a joke? - Let's hope she's gay. 336 00:20:56,729 --> 00:20:58,145 Of course she's gay. 337 00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:00,562 Oooh! 338 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,228 I saved that! 339 00:21:04,853 --> 00:21:07,228 - Tipped it straight over. - Don't lie. That went right in. 340 00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:09,812 - Fuck off! - That's cheating. 341 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,228 - Right, come on. - Look at you sat down. 342 00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:13,686 - Come on. - No! 343 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:14,895 What the fuck! 344 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,228 Let's go. 345 00:21:25,728 --> 00:21:27,187 Come on, get it down you. 346 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,603 Come on Badger. 347 00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:33,978 Uh, ah, Malia! 348 00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:01,770 Oi! Paddy! Move. 349 00:22:14,478 --> 00:22:16,520 I'm in a bad way! 350 00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:20,895 ...two, three! 351 00:22:23,312 --> 00:22:24,937 Feeling any better? 352 00:22:25,687 --> 00:22:27,187 No. 353 00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,520 I think I can help. 354 00:22:29,521 --> 00:22:31,103 Um... 355 00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:34,020 So, I sold my hoover the other day, yeah? 356 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,312 Yeah. 357 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,062 'Cause all it was doing was collecting dust. 358 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,437 Think! I got more, I got more. 359 00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:50,770 What is the difference between a plum and a rabbit? 360 00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:53,812 I don't know. 361 00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:57,644 One is purple, and one isn't... 362 00:22:57,645 --> 00:22:59,978 - Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong. - Oh! 363 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,062 I got it wrong. 364 00:23:02,937 --> 00:23:04,603 No, no, no... 365 00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:06,437 You're good. 366 00:23:06,562 --> 00:23:08,978 I don't think you've got anything else left, to be honest. 367 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,353 Why... Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees? 368 00:23:20,895 --> 00:23:22,978 'Cause they're pretty good at it. 369 00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:09,478 Oi, what's that? 370 00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:13,687 Nah! Nah...! You little cheating bastard. 371 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,395 No, that's a classic one. I'm going, I'm going. 372 00:24:21,478 --> 00:24:22,770 Shh... 373 00:24:35,562 --> 00:24:36,812 Nah. 374 00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:38,978 Bedtime. 375 00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:10,228 Come on, girls. Up you get, you beautiful lot. 376 00:25:10,229 --> 00:25:12,415 Buses for Crush in five. Let's go. 377 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:14,603 Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening! 378 00:25:14,812 --> 00:25:15,894 Let's go! 379 00:25:15,895 --> 00:25:18,103 See you at gate in five! 380 00:25:18,395 --> 00:25:19,687 No. 381 00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:21,645 Surely, we have more than five minutes, no? 382 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,686 Why are we doing this to ourselves? 383 00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:26,353 No, if it's started, we got to get a move on. 384 00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:28,645 We can be a bit late. 385 00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:33,061 Oh, my God. 386 00:25:33,062 --> 00:25:35,062 - Come on. - Look at the state of him. 387 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:43,937 See you in a bit, yeah? Come Badger. 388 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,353 I didn't bring any. 389 00:25:48,354 --> 00:25:50,062 Oi! Put this on. 390 00:25:51,562 --> 00:25:53,187 What did he just say? 391 00:25:53,188 --> 00:25:55,103 He's so fit. 392 00:25:58,187 --> 00:25:59,770 Everything hurts. 393 00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:03,603 I think that with this... 394 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,312 - Skye, how does this work? - Underneath. 395 00:26:06,437 --> 00:26:08,228 You need to cover your bits. 396 00:26:10,478 --> 00:26:13,770 I swear to God, you guys need to get some life! 397 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,353 The only way through this for me is with another drink. 398 00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:21,228 - No! - What's that called? Dog of hair? 399 00:26:21,353 --> 00:26:23,228 - Dog of hair! - Hair of dog. 400 00:26:23,353 --> 00:26:26,228 - That's a thing. - Yeah, my mum does it all the time. 401 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,062 See? It's proper. 402 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,311 I'm not fucking dressing you. I'm not your mum. 403 00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:32,707 - Thanks, mum. - Where's the hair straighteners? 404 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,103 No, wait, Skye, I need something else on with it. 405 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:36,853 - What? What? - It's see-through. 406 00:26:36,978 --> 00:26:38,228 It's not that see-through! 407 00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:40,937 In the water it will be. I thought this is a pool party. 408 00:26:41,187 --> 00:26:44,290 Right come on orange! Come on, that's it. 409 00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:47,395 Come on, girls! Let's get it down you! 410 00:26:47,728 --> 00:26:49,645 Use those double-Ds! 411 00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,353 How are they not choking on that? 412 00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:56,520 That's it, girls! Double-Ds, babes! 413 00:26:57,312 --> 00:26:58,937 We have a winner! Well done, babes. 414 00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:00,687 Well done Sir, that's fantastic. 415 00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:02,270 One more girl! Anyone! 416 00:27:03,187 --> 00:27:05,770 - Taz! Taz! - No, Skye. 417 00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:07,270 We've got one here! Taz! 418 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,603 In the green, yeah? Come on! 419 00:27:10,728 --> 00:27:13,395 Come on, baby girl, you got this one, you got this! 420 00:27:13,396 --> 00:27:16,645 One brave boy to play the game. 421 00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:19,312 Hey, here we go. Look at him, he's eager. 422 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:21,228 - You all right, bruv? Ready? - Yeah. Yeah. 423 00:27:21,353 --> 00:27:23,228 Right, up there you pop. Go on, son. 424 00:27:23,437 --> 00:27:25,895 Go on, Taz. Whoo! 425 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,187 - Oh! - Hello, little flower. 426 00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:29,394 How are you? 427 00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:30,603 - You okay? - Yeah. 428 00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:32,895 - Who've we got? - I'm Tara. 429 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,270 Hello, Tara! 430 00:27:34,437 --> 00:27:35,977 You know what this kind of game is? 431 00:27:35,978 --> 00:27:38,644 - I guess so. - It's a bit naughty. Are you sure? 432 00:27:38,645 --> 00:27:41,228 All right, he's got a big fake willy, that looks like a beer, 433 00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:42,895 and you're going to drink it. 434 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,186 Right, ready? 435 00:27:44,187 --> 00:27:47,395 Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 436 00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:51,728 That's it, that's it! Go on, get back in there! 437 00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:53,603 That's it! Not in her eyes. 438 00:27:54,645 --> 00:27:57,445 That's it. More, more, more, more. Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it! 439 00:27:57,687 --> 00:28:00,603 Put your back into it, mate. That's it, that's it, that's it! 440 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,270 Keep going, keep going! 441 00:28:02,395 --> 00:28:04,937 Get in there! That's it, that's it, that's it! 442 00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:08,103 Come on, open your mouth more, Jesus Christ! 443 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,270 No boy's going to be happy with you! 444 00:28:10,395 --> 00:28:11,853 Christ! 445 00:28:12,103 --> 00:28:13,395 Tragic. I love you though. 446 00:28:13,728 --> 00:28:15,687 Yeah, I'm not good at that game. 447 00:28:15,812 --> 00:28:17,437 I dunno, you look pretty good to me. 448 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,937 - Come on, guys! All right! - Another one? 449 00:28:20,062 --> 00:28:21,645 - That's enough. - That's enough. 450 00:28:21,646 --> 00:28:23,103 Off, off! You lost. 451 00:28:23,895 --> 00:28:25,436 You lost, girl! 452 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,352 You can cuddle in your own time. 453 00:28:27,353 --> 00:28:30,020 - Right, we need another boy! - One more boy, please. 454 00:28:32,353 --> 00:28:34,020 Come on! 455 00:28:35,728 --> 00:28:37,520 You had a good time, yeah? 456 00:28:37,645 --> 00:28:40,562 Let me see those hands up! Yeah? 457 00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:43,228 If you've got a drink in your hands, down it! 458 00:28:43,353 --> 00:28:46,062 Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it! 459 00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:47,312 Beautiful, I like that. 460 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,270 Who else is fucked? 461 00:28:51,478 --> 00:28:52,978 Where are you? 462 00:29:02,353 --> 00:29:04,020 Wait, it's fine. 463 00:29:05,853 --> 00:29:07,728 It's still fine. It still works. 464 00:29:12,062 --> 00:29:13,770 No, no! Stop it! 465 00:29:15,478 --> 00:29:16,812 Aah, get off me. 466 00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:20,353 Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah? 467 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:25,812 I mean, he's a complete clown, no? 468 00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:30,145 No, but a sexy clown. 469 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,812 Come on, I think he's proper jokes. 470 00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:35,437 Nah, he's butters. 471 00:29:37,562 --> 00:29:39,062 You can do much better. 472 00:29:41,895 --> 00:29:43,062 Come on. 473 00:30:16,978 --> 00:30:18,103 Taz! 474 00:30:41,978 --> 00:30:44,103 Yes, Malia! Yes! 475 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,187 What you telling me, guys, you had a good night, yeah? 476 00:30:48,978 --> 00:30:51,812 We're about to get you lot so fucking horny. 477 00:30:51,813 --> 00:30:53,270 So fucking ready! 478 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,644 Let's have it. 479 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,603 Let's fucking have it Malia! Come one guys. 480 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,269 Sorry, I just stepped on you. 481 00:30:58,270 --> 00:30:59,769 We're drunk. We're fucking drunk. 482 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,312 OK, we're going to play a game. We're going to play a last game. 483 00:31:02,313 --> 00:31:03,602 Final game of the night, yeah? 484 00:31:03,603 --> 00:31:05,144 - It's a mad one. - It's a big one. 485 00:31:05,145 --> 00:31:06,853 You got to give it your all, okay? What do we need? 486 00:31:06,854 --> 00:31:08,770 - You going to do it? - If you do it with me. 487 00:31:08,771 --> 00:31:09,895 Yeah, OK. 488 00:31:11,312 --> 00:31:12,853 OK, let's do this... 489 00:31:14,062 --> 00:31:15,270 Come on. 490 00:31:15,437 --> 00:31:16,727 One more, right? 491 00:31:16,728 --> 00:31:19,102 Final! It's the fucking final, guys. 492 00:31:19,103 --> 00:31:22,270 Get your game faces on. Stretch it out! Ready? 493 00:31:22,478 --> 00:31:24,562 We need two boys up on this stage now. 494 00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:25,686 Get me two boys! 495 00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:28,228 - Who've we got? Hands up! - So many hands! 496 00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:30,520 I can't hear you. 497 00:31:30,645 --> 00:31:31,687 Who's wants it? 498 00:31:31,812 --> 00:31:33,228 Oi, oi, look who it is. 499 00:31:33,353 --> 00:31:36,312 Yes, let's have our loser from earlier back, come on, in the blue. 500 00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,562 Let's get you up. Prove yourself this time. 501 00:31:39,937 --> 00:31:41,687 Let's go! 502 00:31:44,395 --> 00:31:45,978 Yeah! 503 00:31:46,312 --> 00:31:48,478 - Who we got here? - Up you get, up you get, up you get! 504 00:31:48,479 --> 00:31:49,603 Badger. 505 00:31:50,103 --> 00:31:51,478 Badger! 506 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,437 Over here we got Badger! 507 00:31:55,353 --> 00:31:58,187 Badger! Badger! Badger! 508 00:31:58,312 --> 00:31:59,937 What's your name, boy? 509 00:32:00,062 --> 00:32:01,937 My name's Tom and I'm from fucking London! 510 00:32:01,938 --> 00:32:03,770 Tom from fucking London, yeah! 511 00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:05,145 We love a Londoner! 512 00:32:07,645 --> 00:32:10,227 Oi! Now, listen up, the game we are playing 513 00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:15,187 is these two lovely boys have got to get fucking hard, all right? 514 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,770 - We need some girls! - We need some fucking girls. 515 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,478 - Come on... - Oh, no. 516 00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:30,353 Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 517 00:32:30,937 --> 00:32:33,853 Three girls over here. That's it, over here! That's it. 518 00:32:33,978 --> 00:32:36,520 That is amazing technique. How are you not hard? 519 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:39,853 Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 520 00:32:40,395 --> 00:32:42,437 Come on, Badger, go to your happy place, mate. 521 00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:44,603 Go on, girls! That's it! 522 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,937 That's it! Oh, my God! 523 00:32:47,062 --> 00:32:50,270 Yeah! My fucking boy! 524 00:32:53,228 --> 00:32:55,020 Let's go, darling. Go on, deep-throat him. 525 00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:57,353 Yes! Yes! 526 00:32:57,687 --> 00:32:59,770 What are we saying? What are we fucking saying? 527 00:33:01,687 --> 00:33:03,395 Yes, yes, yes! He's hard! Badger is hard! 528 00:33:18,895 --> 00:33:19,895 Oh. 529 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,270 Skye? 530 00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,145 Yeah. 531 00:33:46,853 --> 00:33:48,687 Is that bed free yet? 532 00:33:55,228 --> 00:33:56,645 Yeah, mate. 533 00:33:57,062 --> 00:33:58,520 Go on. 534 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,562 And take the pan with you, innit? 535 00:34:03,978 --> 00:34:05,520 Oh fuck! 536 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,187 Thanks. 537 00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:18,437 Yo! 538 00:34:18,562 --> 00:34:21,770 You've got a big smirk on your face. Have you got something to tell us? 539 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:22,977 Go on! 540 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,353 Go on, get in there! He just got a second. 541 00:34:25,478 --> 00:34:26,812 Shh! 542 00:34:27,145 --> 00:34:28,395 Please, Badger. 543 00:34:28,562 --> 00:34:31,103 I wondered when youse lot would surface. 544 00:34:31,228 --> 00:34:32,603 Morning. 545 00:34:35,937 --> 00:34:37,645 Not feeling too good, lass? 546 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,895 Get some brekkie down ya, round two starting soon. 547 00:34:42,145 --> 00:34:44,395 Fucking hell, you're really in for the worst, aren't you? 548 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,728 I thought you southern fairies knew how to party, you fucking jokers. 549 00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:50,478 Don't feel very jokes right now. 550 00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,645 Gorgeous, pet! 551 00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:08,395 Fuck! 552 00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:11,728 Why so early? 553 00:35:12,728 --> 00:35:14,645 I don't remember anything at all. 554 00:35:16,395 --> 00:35:17,937 Is Taz at theirs? 555 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,478 Must be. 556 00:35:24,145 --> 00:35:25,270 Hm. 557 00:35:33,895 --> 00:35:36,270 Eating's cheating, babe. 558 00:35:38,145 --> 00:35:39,770 Oh, my God, please stop. 559 00:35:39,895 --> 00:35:41,812 You're going to make me sick again. 560 00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:44,478 What, you want some? 561 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,520 Oi, do us a favour and wake Tara up. 562 00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:51,562 Me and her have got some unfinished business. 563 00:35:51,728 --> 00:35:54,853 We all know how you finish your business now, Badger. 564 00:35:55,895 --> 00:35:57,353 You lot up for pool? 565 00:35:58,270 --> 00:35:59,937 - Yeah. - Em? 566 00:36:00,437 --> 00:36:02,228 - Yeah. - Worst bit is, yeah, 567 00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:03,603 I've got no memory of it. 568 00:36:04,437 --> 00:36:07,353 Probably the greatest thing to ever happen to me in my whole entire life. 569 00:36:07,354 --> 00:36:08,812 No memory. 570 00:36:09,562 --> 00:36:11,270 That was the best thing? 571 00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,394 Hopefully, them girls feel the same. 572 00:36:13,395 --> 00:36:15,145 Yeah, I hope they don't remember it either. 573 00:36:16,145 --> 00:36:18,395 Your life sounds proper shit. 574 00:36:19,187 --> 00:36:20,395 Rinsed. 575 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,353 Oi! Last night were crazy, you know? 576 00:36:22,478 --> 00:36:24,707 Taz, come out here! Mush! 577 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,937 Stop screaming, you lunatic. 578 00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:29,312 Well, if you won't get her out here... 579 00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:32,227 She's with you, no? 580 00:36:32,228 --> 00:36:33,957 Yeah! Ain't she at yours? 581 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,687 No, why would she be here? 582 00:36:36,478 --> 00:36:38,062 Well, she came back with you. 583 00:36:38,853 --> 00:36:40,645 She not at yours? 584 00:36:41,228 --> 00:36:43,978 He's joking about. Just bring her out. 585 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,353 On my Mum's life, I'm not joking. 586 00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:52,687 Check your phone. 587 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,145 She would've said something. 588 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,520 This is typical Tara behaviour. 589 00:37:00,145 --> 00:37:01,770 She's always on one. 590 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,770 See, last seen in the apartment, now. 591 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:15,228 Damn! 592 00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:17,228 I guess girl got laid. 593 00:37:21,437 --> 00:37:23,978 What she doing leaving her phone here? 594 00:37:25,728 --> 00:37:27,770 - Why are you being weird? - I'm not. 595 00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:33,728 - Oi, just look proper, yeah? - Yeah, check. 596 00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:35,562 Mate, I'd know if she came here. 597 00:37:35,812 --> 00:37:37,603 She's definitely still on it. 598 00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:48,770 I don't like it. 599 00:37:49,395 --> 00:37:50,812 Just chill out. 600 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,812 It's nothing major, is it? Just fucking stop panicking. 601 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,062 Should have moved quicker, bro. 602 00:37:58,853 --> 00:38:01,228 Don't you get jealous, you. It doesn't suit you. 603 00:38:04,895 --> 00:38:06,978 What are you trying to get at? 604 00:38:10,562 --> 00:38:11,978 Where is she, then? 605 00:38:12,228 --> 00:38:14,228 - You chat shit. - I don't know. 606 00:38:15,395 --> 00:38:18,020 I can't just sit here. I'm going to talk to reception, okay? 607 00:38:25,687 --> 00:38:27,457 See you down the pool, yeah? 608 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,228 Come on, boys, let's go. 609 00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:31,187 Badger, you coming? 610 00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:39,687 Oi! 611 00:38:48,603 --> 00:38:50,437 Do you want to come and chill here? 612 00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:20,312 I'm so proud of Tara, man. 613 00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:24,978 Proud? 614 00:39:28,937 --> 00:39:30,895 I bet she's finally... 615 00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:37,145 She's wanted to for so long. 616 00:39:40,395 --> 00:39:42,103 What are you on about? 617 00:39:47,145 --> 00:39:49,187 She's a massive virgin, mate. 618 00:40:03,895 --> 00:40:05,603 Do you think she's all right? 619 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,437 Mate, she's having the time of her life. 620 00:40:17,062 --> 00:40:18,645 Are you jealous? 621 00:40:20,603 --> 00:40:23,062 No, it's... it's not that, it's just... 622 00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:29,937 Well, we could go looking for her. 623 00:40:31,145 --> 00:40:33,020 Yeah, maybe that's a good idea. 624 00:40:53,937 --> 00:40:55,687 Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 625 00:40:58,103 --> 00:40:59,311 Let's go darling! 626 00:40:59,312 --> 00:41:00,770 Go on, deep throat him. 627 00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:03,062 Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 628 00:41:05,937 --> 00:41:06,978 Hi darling. 629 00:41:28,562 --> 00:41:29,977 All right, you? 630 00:41:29,978 --> 00:41:31,645 - Paddy! - What are you doing? 631 00:41:31,646 --> 00:41:33,937 Um... not going home. 632 00:41:34,437 --> 00:41:36,562 Is it past your bedtime already? 633 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,103 Where's everyone else? 634 00:41:39,853 --> 00:41:41,394 Still going, I think. 635 00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:43,915 Yeah? Oh, come on, you can't go to bed. 636 00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:46,437 Me and you are always last ones standing. 637 00:41:46,812 --> 00:41:49,062 You're not going leave me on my own, are you? 638 00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:52,895 We go to beach? 639 00:41:54,895 --> 00:41:57,103 Come on! I know you want to. 640 00:41:58,228 --> 00:41:59,895 Come on! 641 00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:08,270 - Sit there. - Here? 642 00:42:13,895 --> 00:42:15,937 You don't fancy the strip, then, no? 643 00:42:15,938 --> 00:42:17,937 - No. - Why? 644 00:42:18,895 --> 00:42:20,437 I don't know. 645 00:42:23,770 --> 00:42:25,687 Don't you think it's mad how, like, 646 00:42:26,437 --> 00:42:28,353 sand just gets everywhere? 647 00:42:28,895 --> 00:42:30,395 No, we're on a beach. 648 00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:33,311 What are you on about? 649 00:42:33,312 --> 00:42:36,520 Yeah but, it just gets everywhere. 650 00:42:45,895 --> 00:42:48,770 I've not noticed it before, but you're proper beautiful, you know? 651 00:42:55,978 --> 00:42:59,645 Some kind of compliment in there somewhere. 652 00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,853 You're into our lad, though, aren't you? 653 00:43:09,645 --> 00:43:11,645 So, what are you into, then? 654 00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,145 Hmm... 655 00:43:17,603 --> 00:43:20,603 Pasta and cheesy chips. 656 00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,187 You're fucking jokes, you! 657 00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:35,770 Oi, let's go skinny dipping. 658 00:43:35,937 --> 00:43:37,103 - No. - Why? 659 00:43:37,270 --> 00:43:39,062 - 'Cause it's so cold. - Come on! Come on! 660 00:43:39,063 --> 00:43:40,895 Paddy, no! No! 661 00:43:41,103 --> 00:43:43,853 Paddy, no! I don't want to! Put me down! 662 00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:45,853 Paddy! No! 663 00:43:46,062 --> 00:43:48,645 No! Put me down! 664 00:43:50,270 --> 00:43:53,020 - It's all right once you're in it! - It's not, alright at all Paddy. 665 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,228 It's fucking freezing! 666 00:43:54,645 --> 00:43:56,270 Come here. 667 00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,353 Come here. 668 00:44:02,187 --> 00:44:04,145 You're going to lose all your teeth. 669 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:07,645 Come here. 670 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,103 What you laughing at? 671 00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:17,187 Paddy, stop! 672 00:44:17,312 --> 00:44:19,395 - What? - Stop. 673 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,187 All right, I won't touch you. 674 00:44:31,895 --> 00:44:33,770 No! 675 00:44:34,103 --> 00:44:35,478 - Come here. - What? 676 00:44:35,687 --> 00:44:36,978 I'm cold! 677 00:44:39,478 --> 00:44:42,437 I think it's a bit unfair how it don't work both ways, though, really. 678 00:44:42,562 --> 00:44:44,270 I'm cold. 679 00:44:47,437 --> 00:44:48,895 Come on, then. 680 00:45:02,103 --> 00:45:03,895 Weren't me, boss! 681 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,895 What? 682 00:45:06,187 --> 00:45:08,853 I can't help it when it's wiggling in front of me like that, can I? 683 00:45:10,353 --> 00:45:11,978 What are you so uptight for? 684 00:45:12,145 --> 00:45:13,437 I'm not. 685 00:45:14,270 --> 00:45:16,145 I thought you were the fun one. 686 00:45:16,895 --> 00:45:18,770 - Are you cold? - Yes. 687 00:45:19,728 --> 00:45:21,020 Come on. 688 00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:23,812 Wet clothes make you colder. 689 00:45:37,603 --> 00:45:40,312 Chill out, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me, is it? 690 00:45:41,770 --> 00:45:44,645 What do you mean, this isn't the wedding? 691 00:45:56,853 --> 00:45:58,145 Yeah? 692 00:46:06,853 --> 00:46:08,270 Yeah? 693 00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:12,728 Yeah. 694 00:48:14,062 --> 00:48:16,103 What's your name? 695 00:48:16,104 --> 00:48:17,562 Tara. 696 00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:19,687 What's yours? 697 00:48:20,062 --> 00:48:21,353 I'm Fi. 698 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,687 - Oi, you lot, this is Tara. - Tara! 699 00:48:43,728 --> 00:48:45,603 Are you okay? 700 00:48:46,353 --> 00:48:47,937 Yeah, sorry. 701 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,312 Where's your mates at? 702 00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:52,977 Um. 703 00:48:52,978 --> 00:48:54,687 We got split up. 704 00:49:51,395 --> 00:49:53,520 Do you want to come back? 705 00:49:53,687 --> 00:49:54,978 Yeah? Come on. 706 00:49:55,228 --> 00:49:58,103 Right, oi, wait! Hold! One, two... right! 707 00:49:58,228 --> 00:50:00,020 Move! 708 00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:03,520 Let's go. Party back at our place! 709 00:50:09,812 --> 00:50:11,937 Tara! Tara! Tara! 710 00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:17,478 Three, two, one! 711 00:50:21,478 --> 00:50:22,978 That was stunning! 712 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:30,978 You can sleep on the sofa, I can go in with Josh. 713 00:50:31,103 --> 00:50:32,937 No, no, no. 714 00:50:33,062 --> 00:50:35,187 I'm just going to have a quick nap, 715 00:50:35,312 --> 00:50:37,103 and then, then I'll be fine. 716 00:50:37,603 --> 00:50:39,312 - That's not happening. - It's fine. 717 00:50:39,478 --> 00:50:40,812 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 718 00:50:40,937 --> 00:50:44,312 So, like, are you and Josh together, like? 719 00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:48,437 No, no, no, no, we're, like, we're, like, basically family. 720 00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:51,937 - No, right, come on, seriously, in! - No! 721 00:50:52,187 --> 00:50:53,312 - Yes! - This is comfy! 722 00:50:53,437 --> 00:50:56,999 Well, at least just stay inside. Everyone's, like, proper sound. 723 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,562 No, I know, everyone is so nice, but I'm... this is good for me. 724 00:51:01,062 --> 00:51:04,228 All right, fine. Okay, but you know where we are if you need us. 725 00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:05,894 Thank you. 726 00:51:05,895 --> 00:51:08,187 - Night! - Good night. 727 00:52:53,895 --> 00:52:55,187 Guess who's back! 728 00:52:55,188 --> 00:52:56,395 Hey! 729 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,978 - Tara! - I fucking told you lot. 730 00:53:00,895 --> 00:53:02,061 Snap! 731 00:53:02,062 --> 00:53:04,020 Right, right, right. That's one that you've won. 732 00:53:04,021 --> 00:53:05,353 Yeah, alright... 733 00:53:05,354 --> 00:53:06,687 You must have... 734 00:53:08,145 --> 00:53:09,145 Snap! 735 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,186 Come on, details! 736 00:53:13,187 --> 00:53:14,687 You were going to say? 737 00:53:14,812 --> 00:53:17,478 It was a sick night. 738 00:53:38,937 --> 00:53:40,853 So, did you and Paige...? 739 00:53:41,312 --> 00:53:44,062 No, we were going to this afternoon, but... 740 00:53:44,312 --> 00:53:45,770 I don't know, I think... 741 00:53:45,895 --> 00:53:48,145 I think she's kind of nervous, you know? 742 00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:51,228 Don't change the subject. 743 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,312 Where've you been? 744 00:53:53,895 --> 00:53:55,937 You know, I was really freaking out. 745 00:53:56,312 --> 00:53:58,562 And, what, you left your phone here, too. 746 00:54:01,645 --> 00:54:03,103 Taz. 747 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,228 I, I slept with Paddy. 748 00:54:12,103 --> 00:54:14,062 No fucking way! 749 00:54:17,895 --> 00:54:20,145 When? How did that happen? 750 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,603 On the beach. 751 00:54:23,187 --> 00:54:24,978 Oh, on the beach! 752 00:54:27,395 --> 00:54:29,187 Sounds really romantic. 753 00:54:30,062 --> 00:54:31,520 No. 754 00:54:31,812 --> 00:54:33,312 Was it good? 755 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,812 Um... 756 00:54:38,437 --> 00:54:42,145 And then I met these absolute legends in a club, 757 00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:46,353 danced for hours, and then went back to their villa. 758 00:54:46,478 --> 00:54:49,145 And it was really mental, but they were really cool, so... 759 00:54:50,103 --> 00:54:51,312 I was there all night. 760 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,520 So, what did I miss? 761 00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:55,020 Who was it? 762 00:54:57,603 --> 00:54:59,812 Oh, you're proper sneaky, you know? 763 00:55:01,062 --> 00:55:02,562 All of this, we got to stick together, 764 00:55:02,687 --> 00:55:04,437 have each other's back, blah-blah-blah. 765 00:55:04,562 --> 00:55:07,020 Runs off, has sex and gets new mates. 766 00:55:07,312 --> 00:55:08,687 Who was it? 767 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,853 Paddy. 768 00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:14,395 Oh my God! 769 00:55:16,937 --> 00:55:19,103 Holiday romance brewing! 770 00:55:19,437 --> 00:55:20,437 No. 771 00:55:20,562 --> 00:55:23,437 Don't you think it's weird that he hasn't said anything to youse? 772 00:55:23,603 --> 00:55:25,645 No. 773 00:55:26,478 --> 00:55:28,520 I mean, it'll defo happen again, won't it? 774 00:55:29,645 --> 00:55:32,437 Hey, come on. Let's get back into it. 775 00:55:32,728 --> 00:55:34,728 There's much to be celebrating, ain't there? 776 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,123 Get some more shots in! You run out of shots? 777 00:55:40,124 --> 00:55:42,728 - All right, shots! - Yeah, shots, shots! 778 00:55:42,729 --> 00:55:44,895 To Taz, the fucking legend! 779 00:55:45,270 --> 00:55:46,478 Yes! 780 00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:49,145 Round four, let's go! 781 00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:53,562 - Thank you. - Ugh! 782 00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:55,062 Mm! 783 00:55:58,270 --> 00:56:00,312 - You all right? - Yeah. 784 00:56:02,145 --> 00:56:05,145 Right! I'll see you lot later. White Party. 785 00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:07,145 - We'll have pres here. - Yeah. 786 00:56:18,603 --> 00:56:20,853 Last night was very jokes. 787 00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:36,687 Oi, Taz. 788 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,728 Do you think you're going to sleep with Paddy again tonight? 789 00:56:41,603 --> 00:56:42,978 Mm, no. 790 00:56:55,395 --> 00:56:57,312 Guys, Mum's just text. 791 00:56:57,728 --> 00:56:59,812 The results, apparently they've got them. 792 00:57:01,478 --> 00:57:02,895 Oh my God. 793 00:57:06,353 --> 00:57:09,145 - I don't think I can look. - I'm going to shower. 794 00:57:09,312 --> 00:57:11,103 You not going to look? 795 00:57:11,312 --> 00:57:13,103 No, I know that I fucked it. 796 00:57:15,812 --> 00:57:17,062 Yeah, me too. 797 00:57:19,395 --> 00:57:20,936 She said I did it. 798 00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:23,437 Oh my God, yes mate, I knew you'd smash it! 799 00:57:28,687 --> 00:57:32,145 MUM INCOMING CALL 800 00:57:33,812 --> 00:57:37,395 Look, you can always retake, okay? 801 00:57:37,812 --> 00:57:40,811 Just don't worry about it for now. Just have a good time, 802 00:57:40,812 --> 00:57:43,812 and we'll talk about it when you're home, okay? 803 00:57:43,813 --> 00:57:45,228 We love you. 804 00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:16,020 Guys, I'm a fucking genius. 805 00:58:16,312 --> 00:58:17,812 Yes, you are, bitch! 806 00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:45,144 - Taz, get the door. - Taz, go get the door. 807 00:58:45,145 --> 00:58:47,812 - I've only got one eyelash on. - Police! Open up! 808 00:58:47,813 --> 00:58:49,645 Ah! We got you there! 809 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:52,728 Yo, we met these down at t' pool. Hope you don't mind. 810 00:58:53,145 --> 00:58:56,187 No, the more the merrier. Do youse want a drink? 811 00:58:58,270 --> 00:59:00,020 - A shot? Well how many you got? - Yeah. 812 00:59:01,145 --> 00:59:03,603 - Wait, what's your name? - I'm Gemma. 813 00:59:03,604 --> 00:59:05,562 - Gemma. - Leah. 814 00:59:06,853 --> 00:59:08,687 Gemma, Leah, I'm Skye, this is Em. 815 00:59:10,145 --> 00:59:12,728 - Tara. - Em, send me a cup! 816 00:59:13,853 --> 00:59:16,603 - Catch. - Fucking hell. Sorry, love. 817 00:59:16,853 --> 00:59:18,395 I know what a Libra looks like 818 00:59:18,728 --> 00:59:19,853 Where's them balloons then? 819 00:59:20,145 --> 00:59:21,978 Yeah, come on, let's go out for a fag. 820 00:59:21,979 --> 00:59:23,270 It's too warm in here. 821 00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:27,978 - Oh. - Take one of them. 822 00:59:28,353 --> 00:59:29,937 And you. Oi. 823 00:59:30,062 --> 00:59:31,312 Taz. 824 00:59:32,103 --> 00:59:33,603 You good? 825 00:59:39,687 --> 00:59:43,937 Imagine, yeah, this genius got ten As! 826 00:59:44,062 --> 00:59:46,603 Let's get fucked up! 827 00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:51,353 Oi, shut up! You did so fucking well. 828 00:59:51,478 --> 00:59:54,062 - So well! - Wait, you looked? 829 00:59:54,187 --> 00:59:56,353 Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit? 830 00:59:56,978 --> 00:59:59,812 I thought you said you weren't going to check results. 831 00:59:59,937 --> 01:00:03,062 She might even be able to come with me next year. 832 01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:08,102 Don't be sad, Taz. 833 01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:09,937 Whatever you do, you're going to be great. 834 01:00:10,062 --> 01:00:12,645 When are we going? 835 01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:15,020 - Are we going soon? - Come on, Taz. 836 01:00:17,270 --> 01:00:19,187 Oh, it's going be so fun. 837 01:00:19,312 --> 01:00:21,312 White Party! 838 01:00:32,603 --> 01:00:35,353 We got to keep an eye on Em tonight. She's already looking fucked. 839 01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:38,103 We're not going to babysit her, though. 840 01:00:38,228 --> 01:00:41,103 Like, it's results night, she's worked for it. 841 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,937 Pretty sure you don't need ten As to open a restaurant anyway. 842 01:00:45,728 --> 01:00:47,437 I'll get you on front desk. 843 01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:50,103 What restaurant have you been to what has a front desk? 844 01:00:50,228 --> 01:00:52,812 Two coats? Any bags? Yeah, that's four pounds! 845 01:00:52,937 --> 01:00:55,812 That's not front desk, that's a cloakroom! 846 01:00:55,978 --> 01:00:58,353 I'm not going to be working on a cloakroom. 847 01:00:58,603 --> 01:01:01,187 Yeah, I'm not sure you've got much choice at this point. 848 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,937 Nah, come on. 849 01:01:08,895 --> 01:01:10,145 I'm joking. 850 01:01:12,603 --> 01:01:15,062 I would be kinda jokes in a cloakroom, though. 851 01:01:20,145 --> 01:01:22,187 So what, is Paddy good, then? 852 01:01:26,353 --> 01:01:27,770 Yeah, I guess. 853 01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:31,145 Like, he knew what he was doing, innit? 854 01:01:33,562 --> 01:01:35,270 Yeah, he looks like it. 855 01:01:37,812 --> 01:01:39,270 Did he, like... 856 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:42,353 pick you up and throw you about and that? 857 01:01:43,978 --> 01:01:45,395 Kind of. 858 01:01:46,728 --> 01:01:48,603 Like, he's strong. 859 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:54,187 Then you should deffo go for round two with him. 860 01:02:05,312 --> 01:02:06,978 - That's yours. - Thanks. 861 01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:11,103 All right, you two, save it for the bedroom. 862 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,062 You all right? 863 01:02:14,187 --> 01:02:15,603 Yeah, you all right? 864 01:02:19,812 --> 01:02:22,687 Sorry about last night. I was trashed. 865 01:02:23,645 --> 01:02:25,270 What do you mean? 866 01:02:29,228 --> 01:02:30,728 It's fine. 867 01:02:56,437 --> 01:02:58,020 Fuck... 868 01:03:00,645 --> 01:03:01,895 Fucking, yeah... 869 01:03:12,187 --> 01:03:13,978 It's giving me a migraine. 870 01:03:14,853 --> 01:03:16,477 Come on then, let's have a shot. 871 01:03:16,478 --> 01:03:18,853 No, I don't want vodka, I just want a shot. Go on. 872 01:05:22,895 --> 01:05:24,103 Oi oi! 873 01:05:24,812 --> 01:05:27,353 Where the fuck have you been all night? 874 01:05:31,562 --> 01:05:33,353 We're going skinny dipping. 875 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,645 At the hotel? 876 01:05:37,770 --> 01:05:39,478 No, at the beach. 877 01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:41,978 I'm good. 878 01:05:42,812 --> 01:05:45,978 Come on! It's your last night here. Stop being a little weirdo. 879 01:05:46,895 --> 01:05:49,103 I don't wanna get sand everywhere. 880 01:05:49,645 --> 01:05:51,645 It's just fucking sand! 881 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:54,978 I'm all right. 882 01:05:56,145 --> 01:05:57,812 Stop being a freak, Taz. 883 01:06:00,145 --> 01:06:01,187 Okay. 884 01:06:02,645 --> 01:06:05,062 Tara come on, I'm only joking. 885 01:06:09,562 --> 01:06:11,145 Oi, come Badger. 886 01:06:11,270 --> 01:06:13,562 No. I'd better walk her back. 887 01:06:15,603 --> 01:06:17,020 Fuck! 888 01:06:25,145 --> 01:06:26,270 Oh ho! 889 01:06:28,353 --> 01:06:30,102 What you doing, bro? 890 01:06:30,103 --> 01:06:31,978 Going down t' beach? Everyone's there. 891 01:06:31,979 --> 01:06:33,520 Yeah, of course. 892 01:06:35,228 --> 01:06:37,187 Come on. Paddy's coming. 893 01:06:39,895 --> 01:06:41,437 She loves it on t' beach, her. 894 01:06:44,353 --> 01:06:45,603 Come. 895 01:06:50,187 --> 01:06:51,770 I'll come and find you later on. 896 01:07:25,395 --> 01:07:27,062 Do you want a drink? 897 01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:37,353 Cuppa? 898 01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,812 Yeah, sure. 899 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:49,103 What would you rather be, a baby goat or a mata baby? 900 01:07:50,978 --> 01:07:52,853 What's a mata baby? 901 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,562 I don't know baby, what's the matter with you? 902 01:08:04,937 --> 01:08:06,770 Do you want any sugar? 903 01:08:07,353 --> 01:08:08,895 Uh-huh. 904 01:10:52,187 --> 01:10:54,937 - Party! Party! Party! - Taz! Taz! 905 01:10:55,062 --> 01:10:57,687 Where were you? We missed you, mate. 906 01:10:58,895 --> 01:11:02,812 - Come on, gorgeous! - Party! Party! Party! Party! 907 01:11:03,062 --> 01:11:05,937 - What time is it? - We didn't come here to sleep. 908 01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:07,562 We bought you a present. 909 01:11:08,478 --> 01:11:10,353 - Got a dead weight! - Sort her out. 910 01:11:10,728 --> 01:11:12,853 Wake up, you lazybones. 911 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:15,812 - You're not even asleep. - Come on! 912 01:11:16,020 --> 01:11:18,853 - What's the matter with you? - Party! Party! Party! 913 01:11:18,978 --> 01:11:22,312 - Oi, Badger, where's the fags? - Get up! Stop being lazy. 914 01:11:28,853 --> 01:11:30,145 Hi. 915 01:11:35,228 --> 01:11:36,645 Hi. 916 01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:40,020 I just want to say... 917 01:11:41,895 --> 01:11:43,978 last night were amazing. 918 01:11:52,478 --> 01:11:54,145 I'm asleep. 919 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,103 I just came to say hi. 920 01:11:59,228 --> 01:12:00,520 Hi. 921 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:09,312 What are you doing? 922 01:12:09,603 --> 01:12:11,187 Sleeping here. 923 01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:25,770 Did you not like it? 924 01:12:32,728 --> 01:12:34,937 Yo, I've got a drink for you here, bro. 925 01:12:35,103 --> 01:12:36,812 I'm all right, me, bro. 926 01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:40,562 I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me, I'm pretty tired. 927 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,312 I'm a taken man now, aren't I? 928 01:13:02,895 --> 01:13:04,728 What are you wearing? 929 01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:09,895 Get these off you, you'll be red hot. 930 01:13:26,812 --> 01:13:28,520 Everyone's here, Paddy, and I'm asleep. 931 01:13:28,521 --> 01:13:30,228 All right, all right. 932 01:13:32,312 --> 01:13:33,937 Taz? 933 01:13:36,937 --> 01:13:38,187 Tara? 934 01:13:38,395 --> 01:13:39,853 Yeah, Em? 935 01:13:41,103 --> 01:13:42,520 Love you. 936 01:13:44,728 --> 01:13:46,270 I love you, too, mate. 937 01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,478 You all right? 938 01:13:50,853 --> 01:13:52,020 Yeah. 939 01:13:52,187 --> 01:13:53,687 I am, 940 01:13:54,312 --> 01:13:56,353 but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate. 941 01:13:57,562 --> 01:14:00,312 I think I'm really going to miss you next year. 942 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,978 Are we still going to hang out? 943 01:14:03,478 --> 01:14:05,145 Yeah, mate, we will. 944 01:14:05,812 --> 01:14:07,895 We'll be best friends for life. 945 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,353 Hm. 946 01:14:33,562 --> 01:14:35,687 Don't move. Let me do it. 947 01:14:40,395 --> 01:14:42,187 Am I too fast? 948 01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:44,353 You like it fast, don't you? 949 01:14:44,853 --> 01:14:46,519 My neck is killing me... 950 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,562 Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake. 951 01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:56,020 That floor is fucking rough, mate, my neck's fucked. 952 01:15:04,812 --> 01:15:06,645 Told you you would. 953 01:15:08,978 --> 01:15:10,728 I love you, mate. 954 01:15:13,228 --> 01:15:15,437 Best holiday ever. 955 01:16:14,603 --> 01:16:16,562 Probably won't go out tonight. 956 01:16:20,645 --> 01:16:22,645 Went a bit hard, innit? 957 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,687 You can't pretend you can't hear me. 958 01:16:39,187 --> 01:16:41,020 I made it onto your balcony now. 959 01:16:42,312 --> 01:16:44,228 Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired. 960 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,227 Wake up legends! 961 01:16:50,228 --> 01:16:52,937 Mission complete! On t' next one! 962 01:16:53,187 --> 01:16:54,603 Round... 963 01:16:55,145 --> 01:16:57,062 Fucking what round is it? 964 01:16:57,270 --> 01:16:58,603 Morning, gorgeous. All right? 965 01:17:05,562 --> 01:17:07,145 What you saying? 966 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,270 Nothing, I'm chilling, bro. 967 01:17:14,145 --> 01:17:16,020 Fucking hell! Good chat lads! 968 01:17:31,353 --> 01:17:33,395 He's a nightmare of a guy. 969 01:17:35,312 --> 01:17:36,687 Mm... 970 01:17:46,145 --> 01:17:47,853 I've known him since I were little. 971 01:17:49,812 --> 01:17:53,062 His mum and my mum, they're best mates. 972 01:18:00,312 --> 01:18:02,145 And we live on the same street. 973 01:18:04,187 --> 01:18:05,812 That's nice. 974 01:18:30,312 --> 01:18:31,687 See you back home. 975 01:18:31,812 --> 01:18:33,978 Yeah, we'll come down. It'll be well jokes. 976 01:18:34,103 --> 01:18:35,603 Yeah, or we'll come up. 977 01:18:35,728 --> 01:18:37,227 See how you northern lot do it. 978 01:18:37,228 --> 01:18:39,270 Anyway, we're all coming back next year. 979 01:18:39,271 --> 01:18:41,353 Same time, same place, no excuses. 980 01:18:41,354 --> 01:18:43,062 Yeah, no excuses. 981 01:18:43,270 --> 01:18:44,812 No early bedtimes either, Taz. 982 01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:46,186 Call her, then, innit. 983 01:18:46,187 --> 01:18:47,937 Make sure you text me when you get home. 984 01:18:47,938 --> 01:18:49,562 You gave Paddy your number, yeah? 985 01:18:49,563 --> 01:18:50,937 See you later. 986 01:18:54,978 --> 01:18:56,415 - Bye. - See ya. 987 01:18:56,416 --> 01:18:57,853 See you gorgeous! 988 01:21:02,395 --> 01:21:04,478 Uh, I'm going to get some munch from here. 989 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:07,062 What do youse want? 990 01:21:07,187 --> 01:21:09,437 - Chips if they have them. - Yeah, chips also. 991 01:21:10,562 --> 01:21:11,853 Banging. 992 01:21:15,062 --> 01:21:17,145 Give us all the details then. 993 01:21:17,562 --> 01:21:19,687 There's not really anything to add to it. 994 01:21:24,062 --> 01:21:26,228 I reckon we'll come back next year. 995 01:21:32,312 --> 01:21:34,312 Oi, you did it again last night, innit? 996 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:41,562 I swear! 997 01:21:43,145 --> 01:21:45,937 Oh, was it better the second time, yeah? 998 01:21:52,478 --> 01:21:54,603 Why are you being sheepish? 999 01:21:54,728 --> 01:21:56,478 Come on, give us the details. 1000 01:21:56,687 --> 01:21:58,062 No. 1001 01:21:58,228 --> 01:22:00,437 It didn't count. It weren't really proper. 1002 01:22:00,438 --> 01:22:03,103 - How can it not be proper? - Here. 1003 01:22:05,645 --> 01:22:06,853 What are you pair saying? 1004 01:22:06,978 --> 01:22:08,915 Just saying about last night. 1005 01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,853 Taz is saying it didn't count. 1006 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:13,687 He's fit. 1007 01:22:14,020 --> 01:22:15,187 In my opinion, anyway. 1008 01:22:16,062 --> 01:22:17,353 I would have. 1009 01:22:19,728 --> 01:22:21,145 Yeah, he is fit. 1010 01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:23,978 Who'd have thought you two would get laid the most? 1011 01:22:27,978 --> 01:22:29,728 Yeah, I don't know, he's just... 1012 01:22:30,228 --> 01:22:31,687 a weird guy, innit? 1013 01:22:32,062 --> 01:22:33,728 What do you mean, he's a weird guy? 1014 01:22:33,729 --> 01:22:35,062 Forget him! 1015 01:22:36,395 --> 01:22:38,687 We're going out as soon as we get home, yeah? 1016 01:22:39,062 --> 01:22:41,312 We got local man to get on, now! 1017 01:22:41,687 --> 01:22:43,812 Huh! Fuck Paddy, man! 1018 01:22:43,937 --> 01:22:45,895 You can do so much better. 1019 01:22:54,937 --> 01:22:56,353 Taz? 1020 01:23:01,145 --> 01:23:02,520 I like, I was... 1021 01:23:05,145 --> 01:23:06,687 asleep, so... 1022 01:23:13,103 --> 01:23:14,520 Are you saying...? 1023 01:23:18,312 --> 01:23:20,687 What, Taz, was he like that with you both nights? 1024 01:23:32,228 --> 01:23:33,562 It's fine. 1025 01:23:38,562 --> 01:23:40,270 You should've said something, like. 1026 01:23:40,770 --> 01:23:42,312 I didn't clock, I... 1027 01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,395 Taz... 1028 01:23:47,395 --> 01:23:49,937 No, you're right, I should've, I should've said something. 1029 01:23:52,103 --> 01:23:53,353 It's fine. 1030 01:23:58,812 --> 01:24:00,020 No, it's not. 1031 01:24:00,645 --> 01:24:03,062 We should buy stuff here. It's much cheaper. 1032 01:24:03,437 --> 01:24:06,020 I didn't even get a tattoo or anything on this holiday. 1033 01:24:07,103 --> 01:24:08,645 You were busy. 1034 01:24:12,562 --> 01:24:14,145 Oi, smell that. 1035 01:24:15,270 --> 01:24:17,561 - It's banging, that. - Mm. 1036 01:24:17,562 --> 01:24:19,645 - ...to London, Luton. - Yeah. 1037 01:24:19,770 --> 01:24:21,978 Fuck! You guys know this is our plane boarding, innit? 1038 01:24:22,687 --> 01:24:23,727 Come on! 1039 01:24:23,728 --> 01:24:26,395 ...the gate will be closing in five minutes. Final call... 1040 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,687 Go! Go! Go! Go... 1041 01:24:43,937 --> 01:24:45,270 We got this. 1042 01:24:51,937 --> 01:24:53,937 We're coming home!