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[waves crashing]
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[woman] If you really love me,
then let's make a vow,
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right here, together,
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right now.
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Okay? [imitates man] Okay.
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[normal voice] All right.
Repeat after me —
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I'm gonna be free.
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I'm gonna be free.
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And I'm gonna be brave.
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I'm gonna be brave.
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Good. And the next one is —
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I'm gonna live each day
as if it were my last.
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Oh, that's good.
You like that? Yeah. Say it.
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I'm gonna live each day
as if it were my last.
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Fantastically.
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Fantastically.
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Courageously.
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Courageously.
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With grace.
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With grace.
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You don't have to bubble-wrap everything.
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It's not like you're moving
to the north pole.
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Oh. That's not yours.
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My father gave us that.
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This is yours.
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[humming]
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[chuckles] Remember this?
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Oh, no.
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Can we just do this
without any theatrics? Please.
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- We should have some kind of ceremony.
- What?
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You know, with the boys.
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Some kind of thing
so they don't forget we were once...
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What are you doing? Richard?
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Leave them alone.
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Do I look well to you guys?
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[woman] You should be in here
packing this stuff.
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But — Objectively speaking,
if you weren't my children,
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would you think that guy looks okay?
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He looks like a guy who might
have a wife and kids and stuff?
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- Are you mad at us?
- Yeah, totally. I think you look good.
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Okay, good.
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- [boy] Space, space, dash.
- [typing]
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[Richard] Is that a Bengal tiger?
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Um, I don't know.
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Space, space, space.
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Dash.
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[woman] And in the dark of the night,
and it does get dark,
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when I call a name —
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[imitating man] When I call a name.
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- It'll be your name.
- Hey.
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What's your name? Never mind.
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Let's go. Say it. Let's go. Everywhere.
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Everywhere. Even though —
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Even though — We're scared.
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We're scared.
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'Cause it's life — It's life.
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And it's happening.
It's really, really happening...
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right now.
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All right. Now let's kiss
to make it real, okay?
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[imitating man] Okay.
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So, how is your art project?
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- Is it in the museum yet?
- No. That's not how it works.
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They have to know about your work —
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I would just march in there
and show it to them, you know?
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No one is going to live your life for you.
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Okay. That's not how it works, but okay.
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So, how's Ellen?
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[chuckling] Oh, she's wonderful.
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I can't sleep at night thinking about her.
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I just wish I had met her 50 years sooner.
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- Yeah.
- But then maybe I needed
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70 years of life
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to be ready for a woman like Ellen.
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[boy] This rug is dirty.
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Everyone get a box on the way out.
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Ow. Ow. Stop kicking me.
Ow. Stop kicking me! Ow. Ow.
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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You know, some kids don't even have
one home. Now you get to have two.
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Think about that.
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What I don't get was how angry Pam was.
I didn't hurt anyone but myself.
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- It's not like I robbed a bank.
- Yeah, or bombed a church.
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Do you have this in an eight and a half?
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- Um, I believe we do. I'll be right back.
- Thank you.
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Right. Or bombed a church.
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In some cultures,
when you burn yourself, it's a ceremony.
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It's called self-immolation.
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My uncle used to do it all the time.
It was a great trick.
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He'd put the stuff on it and light it,
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and it would just go out
when he went like this.
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Right before I lit it,
I suddenly remembered
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it's alcohol that burns
but doesn't burn up.
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Lighter fluid just burns.
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And then I thought,
"It's okay. It's better this way."
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I just think of it as part
of good service, you know?
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No. No, we don't touch the foot anymore.
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If you notice, we spend
a lot of time touching the shoe —
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lacing the shoe —
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then we just put it on the ground
and watch you try to get your foot in.
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We can hand you tools —
a shoehorn, a nylon sock —
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but we will never
touch your foot with our hands.
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Now, I'll tell you what I can do.
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I can press on the shoe to see if it fits.
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- I can go like this.
- Yeah, do that.
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- How does that feel on the toe?
- Good.
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Good. Why don't you walk around in them?
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- Did you want to try these on?
- No, I'm just driving him.
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- So those are comfortable?
- I guess so.
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I mean, they kind of rub my ankles,
but all shoes do that.
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I have low ankles.
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You think you deserve that pain,
but you don't.
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- I don't think I deserve it.
- Well, not consciously maybe.
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My ankles are just low.
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People think foot pain is a fact of life,
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but life is actually better than that.
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I'll say. You should get some.
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Your whole life could be better.
Starting right now.
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[door opens]
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[woman] I can't believe I got these shoes.
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And they're exactly like my old shoes,
except they're pink.
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I don't need these,
and they're not orthopedic.
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But you seemed to believe
everything he said.
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[man] Yeah. I think he really
knew his stuff. He was very professional.
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[woman] See, that's how gullible you are.
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- You know, you meet somebody —
- Christine.
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[Christine] Oh, God.
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Roll down your window.
We have to tell him.
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No. If he stops, it'll fall off.
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Even if he slows down, it'll fall.
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The best thing for that fish would be
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if he just could drive steadily...
forever.
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I guess these are
his last moments of life.
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Should we say some words?
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I didn't know you...
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but I want you to die
knowing that you were loved.
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I love you.
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[tires screech]
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Hey. It was on your roof!
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We'll go in front of you!
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- Pull in front of him.
- Okay.
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We've got to keep him at a steady speed.
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Just keep them steady.
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Oh, God. That little girl
is gonna have to watch it.
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But at least they know.
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At least we're all together on this.
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When me and Pam were first in love,
we hated to be apart, even for an hour.
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Oh, yeah. I had something like that once.
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- A real fuck-a-thon.
- We just slept.
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We loved to sleep
when it was time to sleep.
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Not sex. I mean, we had sex...
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but what we really loved
was to sleep like babies all day long.
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That sounds perfect.
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I don't want to have to do this living.
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I just walk around.
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I want to be swept off my feet, you know?
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I want my children to have magical powers.
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I am prepared for amazing things
to happen. I can handle it.
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[man] Ellen.
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Guess who's joining the Olympics?
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- Guess who's joining the Olympics?
- Who?
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- Me. [chuckles]
- Really?
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- [man] How is the love of my life?
- Can I borrow this?
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Of course. Which one is that?
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Oh. My granddaughter
and her boyfriend who won't marry her
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are going to become art.
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That's a limited access floor.
You need a swipe card.
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Oh. I'll just get off on two then.
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[elevator bell dings]
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You want the offices?
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- Actually, are you Nancy Herrington?
- Yes.
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Okay. 'Cause, um,
I wanted to show you my art.
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I brought this tape
I thought we could watch.
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Okay. Why don't you send it
to this address?
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Oh, but that's here.
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Can't I just hand it to you?
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It'll get lost.
It's better if you send it.
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But I'm so close.
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Okay. Do I need the thing to get out?
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Oh, great, you're here. Let's go down.
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[Nancy] Look at this.
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Wow, that's amazing.
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Were you able to talk to Patrick
about the maintenance?
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Yeah, we spoke this morning.
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Well, it really is amazing.
It just looks so real.
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Like this wrapper.
It looks like a real hamburger wrapper.
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- Oh, that wrapper is real.
- What?
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Yeah. I always throw in a few real things.
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Kind of cast a glow
over the plaster objects.
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You know, kind of bump it all up a notch.
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Um, did you do this at the MoMA show?
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Were there real things in that show, or —
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Oh, yeah. Course.
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This is mine.
You got it from the staff kitchen.
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No, I made that.
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[tapping metal]
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[tapping continues]
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This stuff is really good for your skin.
It has like all these minerals in it.
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- Let me see!
- Let me just finish!
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- It doesn't match at all.
- It will. Let me just finish.
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My skin is way lighter than yours.
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Okay. Just wait. You'll see.
I just have to do your whole face first.
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- What are — Where are you going?
- I don't have to come in till 2:00.
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- Oh, see you at 2:00 then.
- Okay. See ya.
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Guy at 1:00.
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Not cute. Say hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- That doesn't match your skin color.
- I know.
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It doesn't.
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Um, do you want me to finish, or do you
want me to leave it how it is?
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Are you guys like girlfriends?
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Maybe.
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You look like you could be sisters.
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- Maybe we're sisters and girlfriends.
- Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.
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But that's pretty unlikely.
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- How old are you guys anyways?
- Eighteen.
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I'm 18. She's 17.
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- I turn 18 next week.
- Yeah, I'd really love to believe you.
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I really would, because I don't even
have to go to work this morning.
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I would love to believe in a universe
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where you wake up
and you don't have to go to work,
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and you step outside and meet
two beautiful 18-year-old sisters
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who are also girlfriends
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and... are also very nice people.
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You guys seem like very nice people.
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We are nice.
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What would you do
if you believed we were 18,
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which we are?
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Well, um, I can't even tell ya.
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- I can't tell you till you're 18.
- That's not true.
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What about freedom of speech
and the Constitution?
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- What are you talkin' about?
- Um, free speech.
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Okay. Well, I don't know
what you're talking about,
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but I can't talk dirty to you
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because then I'd be a pervert
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and probably even a pedophile too, so...
[chuckles]
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- No one has ever talked dirty to us.
- Really?
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That sounds very appealing.
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I'm gonna go inside now.
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Okay. We'll wave to you.
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- Make sure to look.
- I will.
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[gasps]
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- Oh, he's probably jerking off.
- Oh, my God.
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He is. Ooh, you can so tell he is.
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- How?
- I can feel it.
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See that crack?
That's where his hard-on is.
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Let's kiss.
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Okay.
248
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:32,399
[children chirping]
249
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,487
- Are my little chickies still hungry?
- Yes.
250
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:41,783
- Peep. Okay, worm check.
- [chirping continues]
251
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:45,287
Open up.
Are there any worms left in there?
252
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,124
You live next door to me.
253
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,877
- No, I don't.
- I saw you moving in.
254
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,963
You have a white dad and a big brother.
255
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,299
Your whole family lives
in one of those little apartments?
256
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,760
Do you all have to sleep in the same bed?
257
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,511
My mom lives somewhere else.
258
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,973
You should get a hide-a-bed.
During the day it's a couch,
259
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,935
but at night it folds out into
a comfortable queen-sized bed.
260
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,024
You want to be a little bird
and get a little worm?
261
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,234
Just lie down and peep.
262
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:20,280
Peep, peep, peep.
263
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,208
Are you following us?
264
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,418
Yeah, quit following us, Peter Swersey!
265
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,755
If you don't stop following us,
I'm gonna scream!
266
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,215
[screams]
267
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:42,636
If you take another step towards me,
I'm going to kick you in the throat!
268
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,392
Hey, come here.
269
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,480
[computer beeps]
270
00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:41,820
Ask her if she likes bologna.
271
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,532
What are you putting?
272
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,743
I asked her what kind of "bossom" she had.
273
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,954
- It's probably a man.
- Why is it a man?
274
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:53,248
'Cause everyone just
makes stuff up on these things.
275
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,292
It's probably a man
pretending to be a woman.
276
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,711
So picture a fat guy with a little wiener.
277
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:02,132
- What's a "bossom"?
- It's a nice word for titties.
278
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:05,969
- Where's Mom?
- What do you mean?
279
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,055
What do you think she's doing right now?
280
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,015
I don't know.
Screwing her new boyfriend probably.
281
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,934
- I think she's buying us presents.
- Yeah, Robby.
282
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,770
Right now she's probably
buying us each a car!
283
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,354
[computer beeps]
284
00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:22,152
- It's a man.
- I think it's a woman. I can tell it is.
285
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:25,489
[chuckles] What should we write?
"I have a big wiener"?
286
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:30,494
I want to poop back and forth.
287
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,788
What? What does that mean?
288
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:35,582
Like, I'll poop into her butthole,
289
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,918
and then she'll poop it back
290
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,046
into my butthole.
291
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:44,549
And then we'll just
keep doing it back and forth
292
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,967
with the same poop.
293
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,554
Oh, my God. I'm going to put that!
294
00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:54,059
"I want to poop back and forth."
295
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,605
Oh, God. She's gonna think
we're a crazy, perverted person.
296
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:07,114
- Ooh! She thinks we're crazy!
- No, tell her like how I said it.
297
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,325
No, she'll never write back. We have to
sound like we're a man, you know?
298
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,244
That's just lame. It's stupid.
299
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:16,206
But you said I could do half,
and you've done all of them before this.
300
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:19,084
Okay, whatever. We're probably gonna
get arrested. What do you want me to put?
301
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:21,169
Like how I said it.
302
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:26,591
"I'll poop in your butthole,
303
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:30,762
and then you will poop it back
304
00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:34,724
into my butt,
305
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:39,312
and we will keep doing it"...
306
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,400
- Back...
- Back...
307
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,527
- And forth...
- And forth...
308
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,612
With the same poop.
309
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,573
Same poop.
310
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,075
Forever.
311
00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:15,098
[tapping metal]
312
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,792
Wow, look at these beds.
313
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:46,129
You don't have to make the beds.
I'll make 'em when I get home from work.
314
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:48,965
Where'd you learn
to make corners like that?
315
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,176
It's just the way we like it.
316
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:54,888
Ho-ho, really? I thought you preferred
the rumpled, unkempt look.
317
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,557
- We like it this way now.
- Yeah.
318
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,644
At Mom's house, we have a chore wheel.
319
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,479
- What?
- Nothing.
320
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,397
A chore wheel.
321
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:08,568
You put chores on it,
and then you can spin it.
322
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:11,488
There's this metal thing,
323
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,740
and it helps it to spin.
324
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,535
It's spinning from the metal.
325
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,376
Okay. Well... So, it's just a half shift.
326
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,420
I'll be back in four hours,
and we'll go do something fun, okay?
327
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,964
[both] Okay.
328
00:26:57,575 --> 00:27:00,537
- This in an eight and a half.
- Nothing for Sylvie?
329
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:02,789
No.
330
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,809
We don't have the coral
in an eight and a half.
331
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,770
So I brought the taupe and the black.
332
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:30,900
And this is a similar style
in ivory with a strap.
333
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,819
Oh, I don't want the strap.
334
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:35,697
I didn't think you would.
I just wanted you to see it.
335
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,241
[woman] Yeah, I would just feel silly
with the strap.
336
00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:40,243
I'm a grown woman.
337
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,746
Well, sure.
But I'm contractually obligated
338
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,748
to at least try to sell you shoes.
339
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:53,506
How are the boys?
Are you guys all settled in there?
340
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:58,762
My boys are great.
They're great at being boys.
341
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,138
Kids are so adaptable.
342
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,724
- Am I adaptable?
- Yes.
343
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,435
Yes, well,
344
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:10,940
they have absolutely no control
over their own lives, so...
345
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:15,028
But if things were reversed,
346
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,946
you know, like that movie Freaky Friday,
347
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:21,284
you can be sure Pam and I would be sent
to our rooms for all our fighting.
348
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,912
Yes, they would give us a time-out
349
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:28,375
and tell us we could not come out until we
had really thought about what we had done.
350
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,712
What have we done?
351
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:38,885
But... there are no time-outs.
352
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:43,765
There's not enough time for time-out.
353
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,729
Is the sale just for clothes,
or is it for other things too?
354
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,606
It's a storewide sale.
355
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:53,817
Fifteen minutes, Sylvie.
356
00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,153
How do they feel?
357
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,837
Um, where are the Braun handheld blenders
358
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,172
that were advertised
in the Sunday supplement?
359
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:27,809
- Is it a classic instrument?
- What?
360
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:31,312
Is it timeless, or is it likely
to go out of style in the next 20 years?
361
00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:35,150
I would say it's a new classic.
But 20 years is a long time.
362
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,069
I think everything's gonna be
computerized in 20 years.
363
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:42,198
- Soup won't be computerized.
- Why not?
364
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,783
It's a liquid.
365
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,749
Dude, did you just give her
the family discount?
366
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,962
Yeah. She's my neighbor.
I'm trying to work on my karma.
367
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:58,298
- Do you know what karma means?
- Yeah.
368
00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:00,300
It means that she owes me one.
369
00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:10,643
[electronic woman's voice] I love you.
370
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:22,030
I'm not following you.
My car's parked over there.
371
00:30:22,113 --> 00:30:25,033
- In Smart Park?
- No, on Front Street.
372
00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:27,160
Oh, I parked in Smart Park.
373
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:34,250
So, at the end of the next block
we'll separate. At Tyrone Street.
374
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:37,504
Yeah, the "Ice Land" sign is halfway.
375
00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:41,007
It's the halfway... point.
376
00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:44,886
Ice Land is...
377
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:48,598
It's kind of like that point
in a relationship, you know,
378
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:52,435
where you suddenly realize
it's not gonna last forever.
379
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,063
You know, you can see the end in sight.
380
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:57,607
Tyrone Street.
381
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,568
Yeah, but we're not even there yet.
382
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:06,324
We're still at the good part.
We're not even sick of each other yet.
383
00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:08,493
[chuckling] I'm not sick of you at all.
384
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:12,455
And whoa! It's been a good
like six months, right?
385
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:15,375
What? Six months?
386
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:18,127
Then the Ice Land sign
is like eight months?
387
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,296
You think we'd only last
a year and a half?
388
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,381
- I don't know.
- Huh?
389
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,091
I don't want to be presumptuous.
390
00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:26,094
- I don't know if you're married or what.
- I'm not.
391
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:31,099
Well, I'm separated.
We separated last month.
392
00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:34,936
I was thinking...
393
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,480
that Tyrone
394
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:40,066
was like 20 years away at least.
395
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:41,442
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
396
00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:45,405
Okay. Well, actually I was thinking
397
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,950
Tyrone is, like, when we die of old age.
398
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:52,078
And this is, like, our whole life
together, this block.
399
00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:54,205
See, that's perfect.
400
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:57,125
- Let's do it that way.
- Okay.
401
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,192
Well — [chuckles]
402
00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:25,320
Guess it can't be avoided. Everyone dies.
403
00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:27,071
I could walk you to your car.
404
00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:30,074
Um... maybe we should just be glad
405
00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:33,202
that we lived this long,
good life together.
406
00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:37,540
You know, it's so much more
than most people ever get to have.
407
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,125
- Okay.
- Okay.
408
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,085
- Okay.
- Okay.
409
00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:46,674
- Well, don't be afraid.
- Okay.
410
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:52,847
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
411
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:29,884
Richard! Hi.
412
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,931
Hi. I thought your car was over here.
413
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:38,726
It is. It's down there.
You could give me a ride to it.
414
00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:41,771
Doesn't that break the rules of the thing?
415
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,190
This can be like the afterlife.
416
00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:51,114
You know, like we're angels or something?
417
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,407
Cute.
418
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:00,248
What are you doing in my car?
419
00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:01,916
[chuckles]
420
00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:05,503
No, I don't know you, and you certainly
don't know anything about me.
421
00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:07,672
I mean, what if I'm a killer of children?
422
00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:13,761
Yeah. Well, that would put a damper
on things, wouldn't it?
423
00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:18,433
See, you're acting like
I'm just this regular man. Like...
424
00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:23,730
Like a man in a book
who the woman in the book meets.
425
00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:25,440
I'm not doing that.
426
00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:27,316
[scoffs] I...
427
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,653
Did I just invite myself into your car?
Is that what I just did?
428
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,363
- Well, I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
429
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,450
- I'm sorry.
- You should be.
430
00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,661
Good. Terrific.
Can you get out of my car now?
431
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:44,792
Okay.
432
00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:48,838
Okay.
433
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:54,552
Okay.
434
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:57,472
Okay.
435
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:34,634
- Did you bring back my photo?
- Oh, no.
436
00:35:34,717 --> 00:35:38,304
I'm not done with it yet.
I'm still in the brainstorming stage.
437
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,890
Well, if you get stuck,
you should enlist Michael.
438
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:44,393
He's got creativity
just rolling off of him.
439
00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:47,688
Yeah, I always work alone.
I'm a solo artist.
440
00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:51,526
Of course. She's still brainstorming.
441
00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:56,113
Yeah, it's — Whoa. It's like this
complicated process that...
442
00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:03,120
So, tell Ellen about the shoe guy.
Did you go back to the store?
443
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:07,583
Yeah. And turns out
he's a killer of children.
444
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,297
So, oh, well.
445
00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:33,276
What? Why does he say "the tall one"?
446
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:37,446
- Because he wants me to do it.
- [scoffs] He's crazy.
447
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:40,700
You'd leave teeth marks all over it.
You'd chomp on it.
448
00:36:41,826 --> 00:36:44,078
He could see that I have a sensuous mouth.
449
00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:49,709
This is crazy.
Someone should call in the authorities.
450
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,752
Obviously, I would do it better.
451
00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:55,298
We need an impartial authority.
452
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:59,969
Hey, Peter! Peter Swersey.
453
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,729
We are going to give you a "jimmy ha-ha."
454
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,774
- [girl] Do you know what that is?
- Yeah.
455
00:37:13,858 --> 00:37:15,818
No, you don't. 'Cause I just made it up.
456
00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:18,321
Don't you want a warm, wet jimmy ha-ha?
457
00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:19,822
No.
458
00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:23,117
[girl] You live there? Cool.
459
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,828
I'm gonna live in an apartment.
Next year, maybe.
460
00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:28,331
- Uh, yeah, right.
- I am.
461
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:31,417
My sister's gonna get a loft apartment,
and she said I could live with her.
462
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,587
She won't even let you sit in her car.
463
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:39,717
- Can we come in?
- Yeah, can we come in? We'll be good.
464
00:37:46,057 --> 00:37:47,350
Go eat it outside, Robby.
465
00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:54,690
- Robby!
- Okay! I just need to put on my jacket.
466
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:19,423
Robby!
467
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:25,554
[door closes]
468
00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:28,265
- Can we see your parents' room?
- My parents are separated.
469
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:31,227
My dad sleeps there.
He'll be home, like, any second.
470
00:38:32,937 --> 00:38:34,271
We're each going to do it,
471
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,191
and you have to tell us
what the difference is afterwards.
472
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:40,152
Like, how it feels different
when she does it from when I do it.
473
00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,905
Exactly. Thank you, Rebecca.
474
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,782
You're welcome, Heather.
475
00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:48,411
- But first we need a towel and —
- And a washcloth.
476
00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:51,122
Right. A wet washcloth
and a dry washcloth.
477
00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,000
And something sweet,
like a cookie or a piece of candy.
478
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:57,503
- And a CD player.
- And a Cody ChesnuTT CD.
479
00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:59,046
I don't have that CD.
480
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:04,760
Uh-oh. That's our favorite music.
So I guess we can't do it.
481
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,764
Oh, but look.
482
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,019
- I have it.
- Go get the stuff.
483
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:16,355
Don't forget the towel,
the washcloths, or the cookie.
484
00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:17,857
- Or candy.
- Or candy.
485
00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:53,476
- Ready?
- Yeah.
486
00:40:07,198 --> 00:40:09,241
- Hey. Ready to do this?
- I am.
487
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:10,326
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
488
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,536
- Okay.
- Yeah, we're good.
489
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,877
[Heather] Okay, here are the rules.
490
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,712
You have to keep this pillow on your face.
491
00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:23,631
- You can't watch us.
- [Cody ChesnuTT music playing]
492
00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:26,550
- Okay.
- [Heather] You can't touch us.
493
00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:29,470
You can't touch our heads.
And we're not going to touch each other.
494
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:32,014
And you have to tell us
when you're going to scooch.
495
00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:33,766
- Yeah.
- Okay.
496
00:40:34,308 --> 00:40:35,893
So, take off your pants.
497
00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,978
[music continues playing]
498
00:40:48,531 --> 00:40:51,534
Okay, I'm going to wash it.
So put the pillow on now.
499
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:04,004
Now person number one is going to go.
500
00:41:04,088 --> 00:41:06,590
Might be me. Might be Rebecca.
501
00:41:10,553 --> 00:41:12,513
♪ Come along ♪
502
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:16,892
♪ For the ride ♪
503
00:41:16,976 --> 00:41:19,395
♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪
504
00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:22,565
♪ So many friends ♪
505
00:41:23,399 --> 00:41:25,276
♪ Come along ♪
506
00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:28,988
♪ For the ride ♪
507
00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:31,365
♪ Laughter you can bring ♪
508
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:34,326
♪ Say the first thing on your mind ♪
509
00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:36,704
♪ And feel so satisfied ♪
510
00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:40,457
- Okay, you go.
- I don't want your cooties. Wipe it off.
511
00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:43,460
♪ For the ride ♪
512
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:50,342
♪ On a joyride ♪
513
00:41:50,426 --> 00:41:54,597
Okay. Person number two —
citizen two is beginning now.
514
00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:58,267
♪ On our way to there ♪
515
00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,561
♪ If we ever make it there ♪
516
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:01,645
[moans]
517
00:42:01,729 --> 00:42:04,690
♪ So many pretty lights ♪
518
00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:05,941
[Heather] Get away.
519
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:10,988
♪ Come along for the ride ♪
520
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:14,533
♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪
521
00:42:14,617 --> 00:42:17,620
- Can I have the washcloth?
- The wet one or the dry one?
522
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:19,163
The dry one.
523
00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:21,248
♪ Come along ♪
524
00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:24,043
♪ For the ride ♪
525
00:42:24,919 --> 00:42:27,421
[music continues, indistinct]
526
00:42:32,009 --> 00:42:34,345
So, what was the difference?
527
00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:40,100
Yeah, who was better —
number one or number two?
528
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,606
You were exactly the same.
I couldn't tell the difference.
529
00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:47,733
♪ Come along ♪
530
00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:51,070
♪ On a joyride ♪
531
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:57,368
[man on TV, indistinct]
532
00:42:57,451 --> 00:42:59,787
[man 2 on TV] As far as everything goes
with you, Jim —
533
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,956
Are you guys all packed for your mom's?
534
00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:03,958
Yeah.
535
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:06,627
[TV continues, indistinct]
536
00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:22,601
- What's that?
- [Peter] Dave planted it.
537
00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:27,731
What a romantic guy.
538
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:31,443
[door closes]
539
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:41,245
- [toilet flushing]
- Pam?
540
00:43:41,328 --> 00:43:43,330
[Pam] I'm in here. Come in.
541
00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:49,003
Okay. Well, I'm off.
542
00:43:49,086 --> 00:43:51,171
[Pam] I'm just brushing my teeth.
543
00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:00,931
Hey.
544
00:44:08,397 --> 00:44:10,190
God, I used to hate that nightgown.
545
00:44:10,274 --> 00:44:14,278
[chuckling] Other people have
to look at it, but they can't read it.
546
00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:16,447
That's the point.
547
00:44:16,530 --> 00:44:18,615
Self-affirming.
548
00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:21,702
Well, so you really need that
written on your chest?
549
00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:24,455
You don't already know it?
550
00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:27,041
No, I don't already know
I'm a precious, wondrous,
551
00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:30,044
special, unique, divine,
rare, valuable, whole,
552
00:44:30,127 --> 00:44:33,505
sacred, total, complete, entitled,
worthy, and deserving person.
553
00:44:33,589 --> 00:44:34,840
I don't know that.
554
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:27,911
[man] Excuse me.
I'm looking for a pair of cuff links.
555
00:46:27,995 --> 00:46:30,747
Menswear is the other side
of the escalator.
556
00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:33,709
- [man] Over here?
- Yeah.
557
00:46:44,428 --> 00:46:45,429
Hi.
558
00:46:48,015 --> 00:46:49,600
Do you have any glue?
559
00:46:51,477 --> 00:46:54,938
- Oh, we have Shoe Goo.
- Yeah, that might work.
560
00:47:25,219 --> 00:47:29,097
We have to hold this
for one to two minutes.
561
00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:35,521
So, how's the separation going?
562
00:47:35,604 --> 00:47:39,024
Or was that temporary?
Maybe even momentary?
563
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:43,403
No, we're really separated.
But we have two kids.
564
00:47:44,238 --> 00:47:46,114
Okay. How old are they?
565
00:47:46,198 --> 00:47:50,244
God, it's a real madhouse in here.
It's 'cause of the sale we're having.
566
00:47:50,327 --> 00:47:52,162
Well, go if you need to go.
567
00:47:59,836 --> 00:48:00,963
How did you do that?
568
00:48:02,089 --> 00:48:06,593
Oh, well, do you want
the long version or the short version?
569
00:48:06,677 --> 00:48:07,678
The long one.
570
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:13,475
[sighs] I was trying to save my life,
and it didn't work.
571
00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:16,979
What's the short one?
572
00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:18,939
I burned it.
573
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,276
And when do you get to take that off?
574
00:48:22,359 --> 00:48:26,697
I don't know.
I think when it stops hurting.
575
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:30,993
Let's give it another 15 seconds.
576
00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:46,883
Do you want to sit down... together
sometime, like with coffee or something?
577
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:48,594
Yeah.
578
00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:59,396
Six, five, four, three, two...
579
00:49:05,611 --> 00:49:06,612
Okay.
580
00:49:06,695 --> 00:49:10,824
Well, if you ever feel too old to drive,
just call that number.
581
00:49:29,968 --> 00:49:34,348
- [crowd cheering]
- [Christine on video] I can't hear you!
582
00:49:34,431 --> 00:49:37,351
- Is she of color?
- And do you love me?
583
00:49:37,434 --> 00:49:40,228
No. But she's a woman.
584
00:49:40,312 --> 00:49:42,773
Even though I am sometimes irritating?
585
00:49:44,483 --> 00:49:46,443
And a little bit selfish!
586
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,195
Oh, her.
587
00:49:48,278 --> 00:49:52,032
Even when I forget to ask you
how your day was?
588
00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:56,370
Yeah, okay. Didn't we already
show a local person this year?
589
00:49:57,663 --> 00:49:59,915
I don't think she's ready.
Let's go to slides.
590
00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:01,625
I really do love you —
591
00:50:03,627 --> 00:50:06,213
All right, what we need to ask ourselves
592
00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:08,924
about each one of these is:
593
00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:13,220
Could this have been made
in any era, or only now?
594
00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,889
- Are you listening?
- Yeah.
595
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:22,437
Okay, what does this tell us
about digital culture?
596
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:30,779
I don't think this tells us
anything about digital culture.
597
00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:32,364
I think you're right.
598
00:50:34,533 --> 00:50:38,745
[sighs] Let me guess.
This one's about AIDS.
599
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:47,212
Yeah, it's not really on the theme, right?
600
00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,297
And we already have photography.
601
00:50:49,381 --> 00:50:52,300
You know, we have those, um,
photos of e-mails.
602
00:50:52,384 --> 00:50:55,303
E-mail wouldn't even exist
if it weren't for AIDS.
603
00:50:56,555 --> 00:51:00,475
Fear of contamination.
Fear of bodily fluids.
604
00:51:01,935 --> 00:51:04,688
I need a break. Let's take a break.
605
00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:09,025
[tapping metal]
606
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:14,044
Okay. Okay, I'll get him. Richard.
607
00:54:15,045 --> 00:54:17,213
Why don't you walk around in those
and see how they feel?
608
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:19,591
- It's Peter.
- Hello?
609
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:24,054
Oh, no. Really?
Well, did you call your mom?
610
00:54:24,596 --> 00:54:26,514
Oh, right. Damn.
611
00:54:26,598 --> 00:54:29,851
Well, can you make it through the day,
Petey? Are you barfing?
612
00:54:30,894 --> 00:54:33,104
Okay. Okay, let's see here.
613
00:54:33,188 --> 00:54:36,149
I don't get off until 6:00, and we
are just slammed here. It's a sale day.
614
00:54:36,232 --> 00:54:38,735
But don't worry.
Someone will come and get you.
615
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:42,489
This is why we have neighbors.
We're part of a community, Peter.
616
00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:45,241
[door opens]
617
00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:22,070
[Peter] Does your mom make you do that?
618
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,364
No, this is my own towel.
619
00:55:24,948 --> 00:55:28,660
I bought it with my own money.
I have the whole set.
620
00:55:29,703 --> 00:55:32,247
See, this is the bath sheet,
621
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:34,624
and this is the hand towel,
622
00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:36,251
and this is the washcloth.
623
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:38,712
- Isn't the washcloth cute?
- Yeah.
624
00:55:39,713 --> 00:55:42,132
When they hang on the rack,
they go like this.
625
00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:46,261
I only have one set,
626
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:49,806
but I think I'm going to get
the other two for Christmas.
627
00:55:50,807 --> 00:55:52,726
What is all that stuff?
628
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:58,398
When I get married, all of this stuff will
belong to my husband and my daughter.
629
00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:00,608
Everything I have here will be theirs.
630
00:56:00,692 --> 00:56:04,279
All of it. It's my dowry.
631
00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:10,201
This is called a hope chest.
Or trousseau in French.
632
00:56:14,164 --> 00:56:16,666
[siren wailing in distance]
633
00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:35,018
So Peter was barfing?
634
00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:37,479
I asked the neighbor woman to go get him.
635
00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:40,607
It's like how they say it takes a village
to raise a child.
636
00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,443
If you'll excuse me,
this is a private call.
637
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:45,445
[cell phone ringing]
638
00:56:47,781 --> 00:56:50,075
So Robby's old enough to walk home alone?
639
00:56:53,328 --> 00:56:54,454
Shit lords!
640
00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:59,000
- [sighs]
- Richard?
641
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:01,669
[dialing]
642
00:57:06,091 --> 00:57:07,592
There's no answer.
643
00:57:10,428 --> 00:57:13,306
Robby loves to answer the phone.
If he was there, he'd be answering it.
644
00:57:16,101 --> 00:57:19,145
Maybe Peter went out looking for Robby.
645
00:57:19,229 --> 00:57:22,273
Yeah, see, this is why you don't
want a village raising your kid
646
00:57:22,357 --> 00:57:24,692
because there's sketchy parts
of the village,
647
00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:28,696
and some of the villagers
are junkies and child molesters.
648
00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:32,742
I gotta go. Tell Sven that
Robby's missing and I had to go.
649
00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:50,969
[phone ringing]
650
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,139
[woman on answering machine]
Thank you for calling.
651
00:57:54,222 --> 00:57:55,849
For furniture customer service
652
00:57:55,932 --> 00:57:59,727
or inquiries regarding furniture
or mattress delivery, press four.
653
00:57:59,811 --> 00:58:02,313
For bridal registry, press six.
654
00:58:11,239 --> 00:58:13,032
- Mann res —
- Is Robby here?
655
00:58:13,116 --> 00:58:15,952
- Mann residence. May I help you?
- Is Robby here?
656
00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:19,372
No. If you didn't know me,
would you think I was really this tall,
657
00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,583
or would you think
I was standing on something?
658
00:58:38,474 --> 00:58:40,852
You're here. Jesus Christ!
659
00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:43,354
- Why didn't you guys answer the phone?
- I was online.
660
00:58:43,438 --> 00:58:46,774
Well, no more Internet when I'm not here.
I have to be able to call you.
661
00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:49,152
Maybe you should buy us cell phones.
662
00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:52,614
No. Just stay off the fucking computer
when I'm not here!
663
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:55,116
You can't make us stay off
the computer if you're not here.
664
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,786
- You won't be here to make us stay off it!
- I'm not punishing you. It's for safety!
665
00:58:58,870 --> 00:59:01,497
- How did you get home?
- I walked.
666
00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:08,588
[door closes]
667
00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:10,673
[breathing heavily]
668
00:59:30,193 --> 00:59:34,322
What is your dad watching?
It looks like Nickelodeon.
669
00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:37,659
- Don't look at my dad.
- Sorry.
670
00:59:39,786 --> 00:59:44,249
If he puts up another sign,
I think we should go up there.
671
00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:51,339
I mean, what else can happen?
Just more signs? Signs forever?
672
00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:56,636
[Rebecca] I always thought
I'd lose it with someone
673
00:59:56,719 --> 00:59:58,471
who was my boyfriend or something.
674
01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:02,392
But this is better...
675
01:00:03,393 --> 01:00:05,728
'cause it won't matter if we mess up.
676
01:00:07,105 --> 01:00:08,648
And we'll be together.
677
01:00:48,521 --> 01:00:51,524
[Christine on video]
But I'm trying to change!
678
01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:53,067
All right.
679
01:00:53,151 --> 01:00:58,740
This song is for you,
and, yes, it is a love song.
680
01:01:04,746 --> 01:01:06,164
Hi, Nancy Herrington.
681
01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:12,920
So this morning, if you remember,
you asked me to send my work.
682
01:01:13,004 --> 01:01:16,257
And that was it, what you just watched.
Did you love it?
683
01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:18,843
I'm just kidding.
684
01:01:18,926 --> 01:01:22,764
I can see why you don't do this
face-to-face. It could be very awkward.
685
01:01:24,682 --> 01:01:25,850
Hi.
686
01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:28,519
And then you'd say,
687
01:01:29,312 --> 01:01:32,273
"Hi. How was your day?"
688
01:01:32,815 --> 01:01:37,278
Oh, me? I had a really
weird day, actually.
689
01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:40,782
And now I'm here,
690
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:42,950
alone in my apartment.
691
01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:48,414
You're probably in your big house
692
01:01:48,498 --> 01:01:52,919
with your family... and your dog.
693
01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:55,797
And probably your dog has a family too.
694
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:59,384
You're probably all gathered
around the fire singing carols
695
01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:01,386
even though it isn't Christmas.
696
01:02:01,469 --> 01:02:03,304
Just for fun.
697
01:02:05,348 --> 01:02:08,601
You will never, ever see this
698
01:02:09,227 --> 01:02:12,438
because you'll never watch
this far on the tape.
699
01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:16,484
You'll probably never
even watch the tape, will you?
700
01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:20,154
I could do anything right now.
701
01:02:22,156 --> 01:02:25,701
[groaning, squealing]
702
01:02:31,499 --> 01:02:33,626
If you are watching this,
703
01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:39,215
then just call this number, okay?
704
01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:42,844
Just call this number,
the number you see on your screen,
705
01:02:43,678 --> 01:02:46,848
and say "macaroni."
706
01:02:47,432 --> 01:02:49,392
Okay? That's all you have to do.
707
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:54,355
Just "macaroni"and hang up.
No questions asked.
708
01:03:04,115 --> 01:03:06,993
I thought we'd have breakfast for dinner.
709
01:03:07,076 --> 01:03:11,789
And then maybe sometime
we'll have dinner for breakfast.
710
01:03:12,707 --> 01:03:14,542
Just to mix things up a little.
711
01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:17,837
But there's still ice cream for dessert.
712
01:03:23,217 --> 01:03:26,262
It's fine with me if you guys want
to continue this silent treatment.
713
01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:28,890
It's like a Zen retreat for me.
714
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:35,521
[typing]
715
01:03:39,442 --> 01:03:40,985
[Robby] Can I see it?
716
01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:43,154
[Peter] I didn't use the book.
I made it up.
717
01:03:44,739 --> 01:03:48,659
- What is it?
- It's people seen from above.
718
01:03:49,452 --> 01:03:50,661
From the sky.
719
01:03:51,579 --> 01:03:53,372
See, these are people walking.
720
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,752
That's a person lying down.
721
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:01,547
And that's a person standing up
next to a person lying down.
722
01:04:02,548 --> 01:04:03,549
This is me...
723
01:04:05,635 --> 01:04:07,345
and you
724
01:04:07,428 --> 01:04:09,138
and everyone we know.
725
01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:14,185
Where is Dad?
726
01:04:25,404 --> 01:04:26,906
"R."
727
01:04:29,367 --> 01:04:30,952
"I."
728
01:04:33,329 --> 01:04:34,705
"N."
729
01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:40,878
Come on. Come on.
730
01:04:40,962 --> 01:04:42,088
"G."
731
01:04:48,177 --> 01:04:52,431
We have a whole life
to live together, you fucker!
732
01:04:54,267 --> 01:04:57,520
But it can't start until you call.
733
01:05:00,189 --> 01:05:02,692
[cell phone ringing]
734
01:05:07,697 --> 01:05:09,740
- Eldercab.
- [Nancy] Macaroni.
735
01:05:09,824 --> 01:05:11,033
[line clicks]
736
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,498
This can't be a regular thing. Tell them
that you can't come in before 9:00.
737
01:05:17,582 --> 01:05:20,376
It's not a regular thing.
Last week I had to leave early one day —
738
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:23,713
Why did you have to leave early?
Is everything okay?
739
01:05:24,672 --> 01:05:28,175
Oh, honey, go back to bed.
Was it the boys?
740
01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:31,929
No. Jesus!
I have a personal life, you know.
741
01:05:32,013 --> 01:05:34,223
Oh, okay.
742
01:05:34,974 --> 01:05:38,561
So I'll take them for longer next week.
But you have 'em this whole week
743
01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:41,355
because Dave and I are going
to the coast until Saturday, okay?
744
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:45,693
- Is that not okay?
- It is, it's just I might have a date.
745
01:05:45,776 --> 01:05:49,280
[laughs] Well, what do you want me to do?
746
01:05:50,239 --> 01:05:53,868
Should I cancel our trip so you can go
on the date you might have?
747
01:05:53,951 --> 01:05:55,911
- No, obviously, you should go.
- [tapping metal]
748
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:58,998
- What's that sound?
- [Richard] I don't know, Rob.
749
01:05:59,081 --> 01:06:01,375
- You should be in bed.
- Mom?
750
01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:04,712
That always happens at this time.
You just were never up this early.
751
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:08,966
It's the lights, Robby.
See these street lights?
752
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:13,220
They're run by a big computer
that tells them when to go on and off.
753
01:06:14,013 --> 01:06:16,432
That's what that sound is.
754
01:06:16,515 --> 01:06:18,517
[tapping continues]
755
01:06:21,187 --> 01:06:24,607
So, for the purpose of this role-play,
Shamus is holding a grenade.
756
01:06:25,107 --> 01:06:28,653
The juice is a grenade, so the worst thing
we can do is act afraid,
757
01:06:29,278 --> 01:06:32,990
because Shamus is already scared,
and he's taking his cues from us.
758
01:06:34,033 --> 01:06:36,285
We will want to exit
in an orderly fashion,
759
01:06:36,369 --> 01:06:38,037
telling Shamus with our actions
760
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,540
that he cannot get our attention
in this inappropriate manner.
761
01:06:57,014 --> 01:06:59,809
[chattering]
762
01:07:01,185 --> 01:07:04,563
Hey. Hi.
763
01:07:06,482 --> 01:07:11,779
So, do you have anything new in the chest?
You know, the hope chest?
764
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:14,407
- What's the hope chest?
- It's... nothing.
765
01:07:16,534 --> 01:07:19,161
I don't know what you're talking about.
766
01:07:29,714 --> 01:07:31,048
Ellen broke up with me.
767
01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:33,926
What? Why?
768
01:07:34,802 --> 01:07:36,804
She thinks she's gonna die this week.
769
01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:41,892
Oh, no. Out of everyone at Saint Tod,
she is the least likely person to die.
770
01:07:41,976 --> 01:07:46,188
Well, she's usually right.
She's been right about everyone else.
771
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:50,901
I lived a whole life with a woman
I didn't even really like.
772
01:07:51,861 --> 01:07:53,988
We traveled all over the world together.
773
01:07:55,531 --> 01:07:58,784
And Ellen and I
never even left the grounds.
774
01:07:59,368 --> 01:08:02,163
Well, actually I took you
to the IMAX that one time.
775
01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:07,001
Yeah, but I wanted to take her
to the Mayan ruins in Guatemala.
776
01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:10,045
She really wanted to see those.
777
01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:13,758
Yeah, that just seems weird
that she wouldn't want to be with you,
778
01:08:13,841 --> 01:08:16,677
you know, if her time was coming.
779
01:08:17,303 --> 01:08:20,639
I've long since stopped
trying to make people
780
01:08:20,723 --> 01:08:22,641
do things they don't want to do.
781
01:08:24,518 --> 01:08:29,023
But she's the love of your life.
You're just gonna let her go?
782
01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:34,445
No. She's just... going.
783
01:08:51,420 --> 01:08:53,923
[Christine thinking] I can't get you
out of my mind.
784
01:08:54,006 --> 01:08:56,675
You're everything I've ever wanted.
785
01:08:56,759 --> 01:09:01,555
Wild dogs couldn't drag me away from you.
786
01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:07,728
Do you realize he's six?
787
01:09:09,271 --> 01:09:12,775
He said he walked down Burnside.
I don't even walk down Burnside alone.
788
01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:15,277
I know.
I am totally and completely in the wrong.
789
01:09:21,826 --> 01:09:24,453
I'll call you. When's a good time?
790
01:09:28,624 --> 01:09:31,752
I thought you might be interested
in buying this talking picture frame.
791
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:35,005
- I love you.
- Yeah, it's really convenient.
792
01:09:35,089 --> 01:09:38,592
You can just carry it around with you.
[chuckles]
793
01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:42,721
And the next time you need to say "I love
you," you can just press the button.
794
01:09:43,931 --> 01:09:44,932
Yeah.
795
01:09:45,933 --> 01:09:49,395
Could save you a lot of energy, you know?
796
01:09:49,979 --> 01:09:53,899
But, then, if you're planning
on saying "I love you" a lot,
797
01:09:53,983 --> 01:09:56,360
you might have to change the batteries.
798
01:09:57,903 --> 01:10:00,656
They're double-A's.
Do you think you can handle that?
799
01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:03,325
- Yeah.
- Good luck.
800
01:10:07,705 --> 01:10:09,331
Fuck!
801
01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,085
Fuck you! Fuck me!
802
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:16,088
Fuck old people! Fuck children!
803
01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:18,257
Fuck peace!
804
01:10:18,340 --> 01:10:19,758
Fuck peace!
805
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:25,681
Fuck.
806
01:10:58,464 --> 01:10:59,840
[knocks]
807
01:12:09,785 --> 01:12:10,786
[computer beeps]
808
01:12:13,247 --> 01:12:14,248
[computer beeps]
809
01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:27,344
[computer beeps]
810
01:12:29,263 --> 01:12:30,264
[computer beeps]
811
01:12:34,435 --> 01:12:38,647
I'm taking off the bandage now,
if anyone wants to see.
812
01:12:54,163 --> 01:12:55,706
It's so sensitive.
813
01:12:59,752 --> 01:13:02,421
It needs air. It needs to do some living.
814
01:13:03,005 --> 01:13:04,757
Let's take my hand for a walk.
815
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:11,555
Talk to me.
816
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:18,937
So this is it?
This is the end of our relationship?
817
01:13:19,021 --> 01:13:21,565
That makes me sad. It really does.
818
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,794
Do you have questions you wanna ask me?
819
01:13:43,087 --> 01:13:46,048
Do you want advice from your dad?
820
01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:48,926
Ask me for advice on anything,
anything at all. Anything.
821
01:13:51,512 --> 01:13:53,430
Okay, name a song. I'll whistle it.
822
01:13:53,514 --> 01:13:56,475
Any song. Any song that I know.
823
01:13:58,227 --> 01:13:59,603
"Every Stone Shall Cry."
824
01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:01,480
- What?
- It's a hymn.
825
01:14:03,107 --> 01:14:06,068
A hymn? How do you know a hymn?
826
01:14:06,527 --> 01:14:08,278
We learned it at school.
827
01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:15,994
Well, all right, let's hear it.
828
01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:20,040
♪ A stable lamp is lighted ♪
829
01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:23,502
♪ Whose glow shall wake the sky ♪
830
01:14:23,585 --> 01:14:27,422
♪ The stars shall bend their voices ♪
831
01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:30,843
♪ And every stone shall cry ♪
832
01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:34,346
♪ And every stone shall cry ♪
833
01:14:34,429 --> 01:14:38,892
♪ In praises of the child ♪
834
01:14:38,976 --> 01:14:42,688
♪ By whose descent among us ♪
835
01:14:42,771 --> 01:14:46,817
♪ The worlds are reconciled ♪
836
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,588
[humming]
837
01:15:14,845 --> 01:15:17,431
- [sniffing]
- [knocks]
838
01:15:18,724 --> 01:15:19,725
Come in.
839
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:27,065
What's that?
840
01:15:27,816 --> 01:15:29,818
It's something for the hope chest.
841
01:15:35,449 --> 01:15:36,867
It's for your daughter.
842
01:15:48,503 --> 01:15:50,923
So you've thought about
where you'll put everything?
843
01:15:51,006 --> 01:15:53,550
Like the interior design?
844
01:15:54,134 --> 01:15:57,304
Yes. Yes, I have, Peter.
845
01:16:08,315 --> 01:16:10,400
If this was the kitchen,
846
01:16:10,484 --> 01:16:13,904
I'd like there to be a little nook
right over there by the window.
847
01:16:14,488 --> 01:16:16,448
Like the booth of a restaurant.
848
01:16:17,991 --> 01:16:20,994
And there'd be an island
right where the light is hanging,
849
01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:24,289
and the island would have the stove in it,
850
01:16:24,373 --> 01:16:27,793
and a countertop on one side
with tall stools under it.
851
01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:29,294
My daughter would sit on a stool
852
01:16:29,378 --> 01:16:32,631
so I could talk to her while
I was making dinner or lunch.
853
01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:36,426
What would you say to her?
854
01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,721
I'd say...
855
01:16:41,390 --> 01:16:43,642
"Hi, baby girl.
856
01:16:44,643 --> 01:16:49,064
You are a precious treasure."
857
01:16:50,482 --> 01:16:53,485
I'd live up there, if I could.
858
01:16:54,444 --> 01:16:56,321
If there wasn't gravity.
859
01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:58,991
[Sylvie] Yeah.
860
01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:01,660
But if you lived up there...
861
01:17:03,036 --> 01:17:04,621
then all this stuff,
862
01:17:04,705 --> 01:17:06,707
all this stuff in my room,
863
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:10,585
would fall down on you
and it would crush you,
864
01:17:11,086 --> 01:17:12,713
and you'd die.
865
01:19:00,487 --> 01:19:04,491
[man] ♪ If it's love that you want ♪
866
01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:10,372
♪ Baby, you got it ♪
867
01:19:10,455 --> 01:19:15,293
♪ From the depth of my soul ♪
868
01:19:15,377 --> 01:19:19,798
♪ Baby, you got it ♪
869
01:19:21,967 --> 01:19:25,637
♪ I've been watching you ♪
870
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:29,641
♪ Am I loving you in vain? ♪
871
01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:35,772
♪ Girl, there's no need to explain ♪
872
01:19:35,856 --> 01:19:41,069
♪ Any way that you want me ♪
873
01:19:41,153 --> 01:19:46,366
♪ Any way that you'll take me ♪
874
01:19:46,450 --> 01:19:51,705
♪ Any way that you'll make me
Feel a part of you ♪
875
01:19:51,788 --> 01:19:57,419
♪ Any way at all ♪
876
01:19:57,502 --> 01:19:59,463
[music fades]
877
01:20:16,188 --> 01:20:18,565
[Michael] Ellen would have been
so proud of you.
878
01:20:22,694 --> 01:20:25,071
[Michael on video]
Isn't it amazing, Ellen?
879
01:20:25,155 --> 01:20:28,950
[Christine on video]
Yes. I'm so glad you took me here.
880
01:20:29,034 --> 01:20:33,163
It was a whole civilization.
881
01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:40,337
Two Mayan people in love
882
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:45,592
probably stood right where
we're standing now and thought,
883
01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:49,554
"Look what we have built together."
884
01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:55,185
And now they're gone, and so is the city.
885
01:20:57,354 --> 01:21:01,358
And there's just... us.
886
01:21:06,863 --> 01:21:08,949
I am done.
887
01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:11,034
That was great.
888
01:21:16,540 --> 01:21:19,167
[cell phone ringing]
889
01:21:23,088 --> 01:21:25,757
- Eldercab.
- Hi.
890
01:21:26,675 --> 01:21:30,220
- I'm feeling too old to drive.
- Yeah?
891
01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:33,932
I didn't think you were going to...
feel that way.
892
01:21:34,015 --> 01:21:37,686
I thought sometime you might want
to come over and meet my sons.
893
01:21:38,562 --> 01:21:40,355
Can we do that right now?
894
01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:43,316
Now as in "now"?
895
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,818
Yeah.
896
01:21:54,828 --> 01:21:58,957
Oh, good. You're here.
You have to clean all this up.
897
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,043
Come on. Come on. Go. Go. Go.
898
01:22:03,837 --> 01:22:07,299
Put away all this stuff. All this stuff
needs to be put away somewhere.
899
01:22:10,093 --> 01:22:12,637
No. Wait. You're right.
This is better. More kid-like.
900
01:22:12,721 --> 01:22:17,017
Just play. Do whatever you normally do.
Just be kids. That's great.
901
01:22:53,887 --> 01:22:56,139
Is that gonna fit in there?
902
01:23:00,101 --> 01:23:01,895
No, I don't think so.
903
01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:05,482
Maybe you can put it in there.
904
01:23:12,489 --> 01:23:15,867
Oh, I guess not. It looked like
it would fit, but I guess not.
905
01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:20,121
Wait. Wait. I know.
906
01:23:27,629 --> 01:23:29,255
Put it under there.
907
01:24:08,628 --> 01:24:11,256
[crickets chirping]
908
01:24:17,053 --> 01:24:19,139
[birds whistling]
909
01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:21,558
[owl hooting]
910
01:24:21,641 --> 01:24:24,644
[tapping metal]
911
01:24:35,530 --> 01:24:38,158
[tapping continues]
912
01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:57,135
What are you doing that for?
913
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:02,182
I'm just passing the time.
914
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:50,313
[tapping metal]
915
01:25:56,236 --> 01:25:58,238
[tapping stops]