1 00:00:25,937 --> 00:00:30,937 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:33,649 --> 00:00:35,482 MAN: E, E, E, E, E. 3 00:00:35,484 --> 00:00:37,251 Then I would go to, like, a G. 4 00:00:37,253 --> 00:00:38,584 And these are all just power chords. 5 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:39,785 Hey, how you doin'? You're tuned in 6 00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:41,388 to Style Boyz Television. 7 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:42,955 - I'm just sparking up. - Style Boyz Radio! 8 00:00:42,957 --> 00:00:45,891 - Sparking up this French fry. - Ah! Well, KFFFR. 9 00:00:45,893 --> 00:00:47,361 I am French fry guy. 10 00:00:47,363 --> 00:00:48,995 - Hello. - No! French fry guy! 11 00:00:48,997 --> 00:00:51,364 - I am French fry guy. - Not again! 12 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:53,300 - Yeah! About to be! - Style Boyz. 13 00:00:53,302 --> 00:00:55,702 - ♪ Me likey that ♪ - ♪ When a genie grants wishes ♪ 14 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:57,937 ♪ About girls blowing kisses and your mama doin' dishes ♪ 15 00:00:57,939 --> 00:00:59,473 ♪ Me likey that. ♪ 16 00:00:59,475 --> 00:01:01,742 MAN: Okay, where to start. 17 00:01:01,744 --> 00:01:04,810 Ever since I was born, I was dope. 18 00:01:04,812 --> 00:01:07,980 WOMAN: Honey! 19 00:01:07,982 --> 00:01:11,285 Oh, my gosh, sweetie! 20 00:01:11,287 --> 00:01:13,519 CONNER: I loved music. 21 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:15,455 And as soon as I could, 22 00:01:15,457 --> 00:01:17,357 I started a band with my two best friends, 23 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,292 Owen and Lawrence. 24 00:01:19,294 --> 00:01:21,060 The Style Boyz. 25 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:22,696 Right away, people noticed us 26 00:01:22,698 --> 00:01:23,997 because our lyrics were beautiful 27 00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:25,831 and insightful, poetic even. 28 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:28,435 ♪ You're a motherfuckin', titty-suckin', two-ball bitch ♪ 29 00:01:28,437 --> 00:01:30,703 ♪ With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick ♪ 30 00:01:30,705 --> 00:01:32,938 ♪ Style Boyz in the house and we give a fuck ♪ 31 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:35,608 ♪ So whip out your nuts and shut the fuck up! ♪ 32 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:37,310 QUESTLOVE: The thing about the Style Boyz 33 00:01:37,312 --> 00:01:38,711 is that their chemistry and their friendship 34 00:01:38,713 --> 00:01:39,845 was really authentic. 35 00:01:39,847 --> 00:01:41,081 You know, you could tell 36 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,649 that they were really friends with each other. 37 00:01:42,651 --> 00:01:43,849 They were hot. (chuckles) 38 00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:44,985 CONNER: Before you knew it, 39 00:01:44,987 --> 00:01:46,018 we signed with a major label 40 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:47,586 and put out our first single, 41 00:01:47,588 --> 00:01:48,988 "Karate Guy." 42 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:50,657 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 43 00:01:50,659 --> 00:01:52,658 ♪ I like to kick it ♪ 44 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:54,694 ♪ I'm a karate guy ♪ 45 00:01:54,696 --> 00:01:56,929 ♪ Kia, kia ♪ 46 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:58,331 ♪ Kia... ♪ 47 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,533 "Karate Guy." 48 00:01:59,535 --> 00:02:01,401 You kidding me, man? 49 00:02:01,403 --> 00:02:03,703 That song changed my life. 50 00:02:03,705 --> 00:02:05,539 ♪ Now I'm in a cowboy hat ♪ 51 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:07,006 ♪ Yeehaw, yeehaw ♪ 52 00:02:07,008 --> 00:02:09,075 ♪ Now I'm in a cowboy hat ♪ 53 00:02:09,077 --> 00:02:10,744 ♪ Yeehaw, yeehaw ♪ 54 00:02:10,746 --> 00:02:12,912 ♪ Now I'm in three cowboy hats ♪ 55 00:02:12,914 --> 00:02:14,847 ♪ Yeehaw. ♪ 56 00:02:14,849 --> 00:02:17,417 USHER: Kid Contact, he handled the beats and the music. 57 00:02:17,419 --> 00:02:19,119 Kid Brain, you know, he did all the lyrics. 58 00:02:19,121 --> 00:02:20,853 And then Conner, he was the charismatic one, 59 00:02:20,855 --> 00:02:22,589 the one who brought it all together. 60 00:02:22,591 --> 00:02:24,490 You-you tell me you didn't see him and say, 61 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,859 "Yo, he's the star." 62 00:02:25,861 --> 00:02:28,794 CONNER: Things definitely started to get complicated. 63 00:02:28,796 --> 00:02:31,565 I couldn't help it if the world chose me. 64 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:32,998 - MAN: Take one. - You want me to look here? 65 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,502 Pretty funny, right? (laughs) 66 00:02:35,504 --> 00:02:36,836 Be original, 67 00:02:36,838 --> 00:02:38,672 be fearless. 68 00:02:38,674 --> 00:02:40,841 I love my White Butt Jeans. 69 00:02:40,843 --> 00:02:43,810 As my star kept burning brighter, some stood by me. 70 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:44,946 Others couldn't take the heat. 71 00:02:55,456 --> 00:02:56,823 CONNER: We broke up the next day. 72 00:02:56,825 --> 00:02:59,759 I went solo, and Owen became my DJ. 73 00:02:59,761 --> 00:03:02,027 Lawrence quit the music biz altogether. 74 00:03:02,029 --> 00:03:05,465 And our DJ Francis moved to Japan to hunt dolphins, 75 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:06,833 like a dickhead. 76 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,602 But it turned out all of that 77 00:03:08,604 --> 00:03:10,704 was just a blessing in disguise, 78 00:03:10,706 --> 00:03:13,539 because it turned me into Conner4Real. 79 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,674 I dropped my first album, and what can I say? 80 00:03:15,676 --> 00:03:17,510 It was a smash. 81 00:03:17,512 --> 00:03:19,645 And I owed it all to my fans, 82 00:03:19,647 --> 00:03:21,847 who I share everything with. 83 00:03:21,849 --> 00:03:23,616 Yo, brushing my teeth. 84 00:03:23,618 --> 00:03:25,852 Yo, I just ate a taco. 85 00:03:25,854 --> 00:03:28,454 It's Conner's Confessions: Hoverboard Edition. 86 00:03:28,456 --> 00:03:29,756 (chuckles) Oh, fuck! 87 00:03:29,758 --> 00:03:31,157 (grunts, whimpers) Dude. 88 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:33,926 Yo, just got my butt waxed. 89 00:03:33,928 --> 00:03:35,929 That shit hurt! 90 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:37,430 He's painfully honest with his fans, 91 00:03:37,432 --> 00:03:38,431 probably too honest, really. 92 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:40,099 Like, but they love him for it. 93 00:03:40,101 --> 00:03:41,601 Yo. 94 00:03:41,603 --> 00:03:43,203 Just jacked it. 95 00:03:43,205 --> 00:03:45,739 Um, feeling pretty mellow right now. 96 00:03:45,741 --> 00:03:47,841 - Doinkdedoink. - Doinkdedoink! 97 00:03:47,843 --> 00:03:48,908 Doinkdedoink! 98 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:51,043 - Doinkdedoink! - Doinkdedoink! 99 00:03:51,045 --> 00:03:52,679 I think he's incredible. 100 00:03:52,681 --> 00:03:54,580 He really is the real deal. 101 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,682 CONNER: My fans and me, 102 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:58,617 we're in love. 103 00:03:58,619 --> 00:04:02,455 My songs are love letters. 104 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:05,125 And the arena is our bedroom. 105 00:04:05,127 --> 00:04:07,860 The stage... 106 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:09,996 The stage is where we fuck. 107 00:04:09,998 --> 00:04:12,065 - (crowd cheering) - ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 108 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,733 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 109 00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:14,900 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 110 00:04:14,902 --> 00:04:16,602 ♪ Watch out, watch out ♪ 111 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:17,537 It's Conner! 112 00:04:17,539 --> 00:04:19,172 ♪ Bar none, I am ♪ 113 00:04:19,174 --> 00:04:21,708 ♪ The most humblest ♪ 114 00:04:21,710 --> 00:04:24,210 ♪ Number one at the top of the humble list ♪ 115 00:04:24,212 --> 00:04:28,047 ♪ My apple crumble is by far the most crumblest ♪ 116 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:30,950 ♪ But I act like it tastes bad out of humbleness ♪ 117 00:04:30,952 --> 00:04:34,087 ♪ The thing about me that's so impressive ♪ 118 00:04:34,089 --> 00:04:37,724 ♪ Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes ♪ 119 00:04:37,726 --> 00:04:40,994 ♪ I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model ♪ 120 00:04:40,996 --> 00:04:43,196 ♪ My belly's full from all the pride I swallow ♪ 121 00:04:43,198 --> 00:04:44,698 (engine revs) 122 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,900 ♪ I've got it all, and I'm getting more ♪ 123 00:04:46,902 --> 00:04:48,568 - Adam Levine's hologram! - ♪ But I never fall ♪ 124 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:49,802 ♪ Beat 'em all ♪ 125 00:04:49,804 --> 00:04:52,205 ♪ 'Cause you know I'm so humble ♪ 126 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:54,039 So expensive! 127 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:56,743 - ♪ I'm so humble ♪ - I'm so... 128 00:04:56,745 --> 00:04:58,010 - ♪ I'm so humble ♪ - I'm so humble. 129 00:04:58,012 --> 00:05:00,013 ♪ I'm not your normal definition ♪ 130 00:05:00,015 --> 00:05:01,982 ♪ Of a rock star ♪ 131 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:05,051 ♪ I don't complain when my private jet is subpar ♪ 132 00:05:05,053 --> 00:05:07,686 ♪ Your mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister ♪ 133 00:05:07,688 --> 00:05:09,856 ♪ People say I'm charming ♪ 134 00:05:09,858 --> 00:05:11,892 ♪ But-but I beg to differ ♪ 135 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,926 ♪ I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo ♪ 136 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,528 ♪ After a stumble ♪ 137 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:17,696 ♪ Left him covered in a big pot of gumbo ♪ 138 00:05:17,698 --> 00:05:19,933 ♪ I guess, in a way, being great ♪ 139 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:21,301 ♪ Just is my weakness ♪ 140 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:24,037 ♪ People say I'm so unpretentious ♪ 141 00:05:24,039 --> 00:05:25,739 ♪ For a genius ♪ 142 00:05:25,741 --> 00:05:28,674 ♪ I've got it all, and I'm getting more ♪ 143 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,977 ♪ But I never fall, beat 'em all ♪ 144 00:05:30,979 --> 00:05:33,313 ♪ 'Cause you know I'm so humble ♪ 145 00:05:33,315 --> 00:05:34,748 CONNER: I say that with no ego! 146 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,683 ♪ I'm so humble... ♪ 147 00:05:36,685 --> 00:05:38,150 ♪ I'm so humble ♪ 148 00:05:38,152 --> 00:05:40,686 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 149 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,121 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 150 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:44,023 ♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪ 151 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:45,861 ♪ Watch out, watch out. ♪ 152 00:05:47,828 --> 00:05:50,763 "I'm So Humble," I instantly connected with that, 153 00:05:50,765 --> 00:05:55,003 because I'm probably the most humble person that I know. 154 00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:07,212 MAN: Yeah, well, it's a pretty exciting time right now. 155 00:06:07,214 --> 00:06:10,684 Conner's second album, his second solo album, CONNquest, 156 00:06:10,686 --> 00:06:12,085 is dropping in two weeks. 157 00:06:12,087 --> 00:06:14,821 And then we go on the world tour. 158 00:06:14,823 --> 00:06:16,856 - Harry, get in here, man. - I've been Conner's manager 159 00:06:16,858 --> 00:06:18,157 since back with the Style Boyz. 160 00:06:18,159 --> 00:06:20,893 It used to be the four of us riding around in a van, 161 00:06:20,895 --> 00:06:22,662 but, uh, with success, 162 00:06:22,664 --> 00:06:24,763 our family had to get a little bit bigger. 163 00:06:24,765 --> 00:06:29,035 Sure, Conner surrounds himself with people who are agreeable. 164 00:06:29,037 --> 00:06:30,669 I wouldn't call them yes men. 165 00:06:30,671 --> 00:06:32,172 - Money! - (cheering) 166 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:33,373 (laughter) 167 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,773 - Did it go in? - Swish! 168 00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:36,075 Oh, it went in, it went in! 169 00:06:36,077 --> 00:06:37,376 You a murderer, son! 170 00:06:37,378 --> 00:06:39,179 Well, Conner currently has 32 people 171 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,446 on his personal payroll. 172 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:43,248 He has a personal assistant, a party coordinator, 173 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,217 an ab trainer, basketball coach, 174 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:47,653 an eyebrow specialist, sneaker jockey, 175 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,655 two umbrella wranglers, a weed roller, 176 00:06:49,657 --> 00:06:50,790 - a weed holder, - (sirens wailing) 177 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:53,092 a turtle sitter for Maximus, scarf caddy, 178 00:06:53,094 --> 00:06:54,561 - a guy who punches him in the nuts - (groans) 179 00:06:54,563 --> 00:06:56,763 - so that he remembers where he came from... - You're right. 180 00:06:56,765 --> 00:06:58,267 ...a perspective manipulator... 181 00:07:00,402 --> 00:07:03,236 Oh, that's a guy who's, uh, slightly shorter than Conner 182 00:07:03,238 --> 00:07:06,039 who he pays to stand near him at events 183 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,873 to make him look taller. 184 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:09,409 You know, back in my high school days, 185 00:07:09,411 --> 00:07:11,277 I was in a band. 186 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:14,147 You may heard of them... called Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe? 187 00:07:14,149 --> 00:07:16,816 We broke up over creative differences. 188 00:07:16,818 --> 00:07:19,318 Each Tony had an exclamation point after their name, 189 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,821 and I thought my name should have a question mark. 190 00:07:21,823 --> 00:07:24,758 So it would be Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe? 191 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,861 In hindsight, it was not my best decision. 192 00:07:27,863 --> 00:07:29,729 But that led me to Conner. 193 00:07:29,731 --> 00:07:31,898 So who's laughing now? 194 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:33,066 CONNER: There you go, buddy. 195 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:34,099 Ow, dude. 196 00:07:34,101 --> 00:07:35,669 You bit me, Max. 197 00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:37,671 This is my best friend Maximus. 198 00:07:37,673 --> 00:07:40,140 My mom gave him to me when I was nine years old. 199 00:07:40,142 --> 00:07:42,142 Like, right after my dad died. 200 00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:43,910 I feel like he's, like, the closest thing 201 00:07:43,912 --> 00:07:46,046 I've ever had to, like, a little brother or something. 202 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,448 If I had, like, a mute brother that was hella scaly. 203 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:50,784 As a hatchling, the doctors said 204 00:07:50,786 --> 00:07:54,287 that he had been diagnosed with soggy bones syndrome, 205 00:07:54,289 --> 00:07:58,224 and that he was not gonna make it past, like, six months. 206 00:07:58,226 --> 00:08:00,092 But that was 20 years ago. 207 00:08:00,094 --> 00:08:02,361 You're my best friend. 208 00:08:02,363 --> 00:08:04,463 (whispers): Don't tell Owen. 209 00:08:04,465 --> 00:08:07,434 Come on up here. This is Owen's world right here. 210 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:10,003 This is where I keep all my gear. 211 00:08:10,005 --> 00:08:12,905 This is one of the earliest, uh, synths I ever got. 212 00:08:12,907 --> 00:08:15,010 It's a DX7. This is a classic. 213 00:08:17,712 --> 00:08:19,044 Oh, in Conner's show? No, no. 214 00:08:19,046 --> 00:08:20,446 In Conner's show, I just use this. 215 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:23,117 Uh, it's a iPod. 216 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:26,919 60 gigs, so, you know, I can fit the entire show, 217 00:08:26,921 --> 00:08:29,188 and, uh, plus, like, a bunch of dope audio books. 218 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:30,924 You know? 219 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:32,926 NARRATOR (over speakers): It was year three at Hogwarts, 220 00:08:32,928 --> 00:08:35,261 and Harry was worried it would never get any easier. 221 00:08:35,263 --> 00:08:36,832 Harry P. 222 00:08:39,366 --> 00:08:41,801 You know, a lot of people ask me that. 223 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:43,036 They say, like, "Is it weird 224 00:08:43,038 --> 00:08:44,771 "for you to be playing the background now? 225 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:46,973 'Cause, you know, you used to be in Style Boyz." 226 00:08:46,975 --> 00:08:48,841 And I always say, "No, man, not at all, man, 227 00:08:48,843 --> 00:08:51,911 'cause I-I could never do what Conner does, you know?" 228 00:08:51,913 --> 00:08:53,446 CONNER: Look, I'm a perfectionist. 229 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:56,382 My first album sold four million copies. 230 00:08:56,384 --> 00:08:58,951 So this one has to sell more. 231 00:08:58,953 --> 00:09:00,854 And that's why I take this so seriously, you know? 232 00:09:00,856 --> 00:09:02,755 And I-I live for this music. 233 00:09:02,757 --> 00:09:05,157 And... (sighs) 234 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:07,460 It can't go away. 235 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:10,196 That's why I personally wrote every song on this record, 236 00:09:10,198 --> 00:09:13,800 and I used over 100 producers for just 17 tracks 237 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:16,136 to guarantee that they're all hits. 238 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,370 I made a lot of the beats on the first record, 239 00:09:18,372 --> 00:09:21,941 but on this one, Conner said he really wanted to branch out. 240 00:09:21,943 --> 00:09:23,909 It's good for him to grow, you know? 241 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,012 And, also, I played him a bunch of my beats, 242 00:09:26,014 --> 00:09:27,116 and he was like, "No." 243 00:09:32,453 --> 00:09:33,485 CONNER: What's up, y'all? 244 00:09:33,487 --> 00:09:35,120 Got a hot new single coming. 245 00:09:35,122 --> 00:09:37,157 And it addresses some social issues 246 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,057 that I think are being ignored. 247 00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:40,393 So keep your eyes peeled for that. 248 00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:41,561 We're gonna be surprise releasing it 249 00:09:41,563 --> 00:09:43,028 next Thursday at noon. 250 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,830 Uh, and that's it. 251 00:09:44,832 --> 00:09:46,298 ♪ ♪ 252 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,401 Discrimination. 253 00:09:48,403 --> 00:09:51,436 It ain't right. 254 00:09:51,438 --> 00:09:53,172 ♪ I'm not gay, but if I was ♪ 255 00:09:53,174 --> 00:09:54,941 ♪ I would want equal rights ♪ 256 00:09:54,943 --> 00:09:56,843 ♪ I'm not gay, but if I were ♪ 257 00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:58,478 ♪ I would marry who I like ♪ 258 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,180 ♪ It's not fair, I'm not gay ♪ 259 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,947 ♪ That the government has a say ♪ 260 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,950 ♪ In who can love who, not gay ♪ 261 00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:05,918 ♪ Or to which god you can pray, I'm not gay ♪ 262 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,220 ♪ It gets me so angry ♪ 263 00:10:07,222 --> 00:10:09,154 ♪ On behalf of them, I feel passionate ♪ 264 00:10:09,156 --> 00:10:11,090 ♪ Not gay, so I pray for them ♪ 265 00:10:11,092 --> 00:10:12,524 ♪ And I say for them, we need to make a change ♪ 266 00:10:12,526 --> 00:10:14,326 ♪ Not gay, I see it clear as day ♪ 267 00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:16,061 ♪ This area is not gray, titties ♪ 268 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:18,031 ♪ We need equality and for all to see ♪ 269 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,998 ♪ That this is the new way, not gay ♪ 270 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,466 ♪ Just seems, not gay, wrong, not gay ♪ 271 00:10:21,468 --> 00:10:23,202 ♪ That no one seems to care, sports ♪ 272 00:10:23,204 --> 00:10:25,171 ♪ We can't continue to pretend ♪ 273 00:10:25,173 --> 00:10:27,907 - ♪ This, not gay, madness has to end, not gay ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 274 00:10:27,909 --> 00:10:29,609 - ♪ I was born this way ♪ - ♪ Straight ♪ 275 00:10:29,611 --> 00:10:31,411 - ♪ You were born your way ♪ - ♪ Gay ♪ 276 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,213 ♪ Gay or straight, straight or gay ♪ 277 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,047 - ♪ It's all okay ♪ - ♪ Sure ♪ 278 00:10:35,049 --> 00:10:36,883 - ♪ It's time to make a change ♪ - ♪ Yes ♪ 279 00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:38,618 - ♪ Time to stop the hate ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 280 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:41,053 - ♪ 'Cause who you are is beautiful ♪ - ♪ Not gay ♪ 281 00:10:41,055 --> 00:10:42,589 ♪ Not gay, lyin' in bed ♪ 282 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:44,423 ♪ Next to ten beautiful girls, all straight ♪ 283 00:10:44,425 --> 00:10:46,258 ♪ And while I made love to every one of them ♪ 284 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:48,228 ♪ I was thinking about the world, hot wings ♪ 285 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,028 ♪ True love trumps all, Predator ♪ 286 00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:52,031 ♪ Flying kicks, not gay, big watch, not gay ♪ 287 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,498 ♪ Missionary, "One Love," gym socks, nunchucking ♪ 288 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,201 ♪ Not gay, lighter fluid, HD, ninja, world peace ♪ 289 00:10:56,203 --> 00:10:58,037 ♪ Four-wheel drive, gay marriage, love beav ♪ 290 00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,939 ♪ Free love, golf club, two guys, not gay ♪ 291 00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:01,608 ♪ Rainbow, muff dive, Harvey Milk, Sean Penn ♪ 292 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:04,109 ♪ Not gay, drum solo, courtside seats, safe sex ♪ 293 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,012 ♪ One-arm pushups, Lynyrd Skynyrd ♪ 294 00:11:06,014 --> 00:11:07,547 ♪ I'm not gay, I'm not gay ♪ 295 00:11:07,549 --> 00:11:10,048 ♪ I'm not, not, n-not, n-not gay, I'm not gay ♪ 296 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:12,118 - ♪ I was born this way ♪ - ♪ I'm straight ♪ 297 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,887 - ♪ You were born your way ♪ - ♪ You're gay ♪ 298 00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:15,321 ♪ Gay or straight, straight or gay ♪ 299 00:11:15,323 --> 00:11:17,090 - ♪ It's all okay ♪ - ♪ And now it's time ♪ 300 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,590 - ♪ For sexual freedom for all ♪ - ♪ It's time to make a change ♪ 301 00:11:18,592 --> 00:11:20,292 - ♪ Sexual freedom for all ♪ - ♪ Time to stop the hate ♪ 302 00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:22,027 - ♪ Sexual freedom for all... ♪ - ♪ 'Cause you are ♪ 303 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,263 - ♪ Sexual freedom for all ♪ - ♪ Is beautiful ♪ 304 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,430 ♪ Not gay. ♪ 305 00:11:24,432 --> 00:11:25,965 RINGO: He's writing this song 306 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,966 for gay marriage. 307 00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:29,534 You know, like it's not allowed. 308 00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:30,839 It's allowed now. 309 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,973 CONNER: Usually, I don't like 310 00:11:33,975 --> 00:11:36,542 to read reviews, but... 311 00:11:36,544 --> 00:11:38,244 I'm just excited. 312 00:11:38,246 --> 00:11:39,646 Like, I can't, I can't wait. 313 00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:41,446 I want to know how people feel about it, 314 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:44,050 and I want to know how much they love it, so... 315 00:11:44,052 --> 00:11:45,450 uh, here we go. 316 00:11:45,452 --> 00:11:46,619 (sighs) 317 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:47,422 Um... 318 00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:52,292 Well, it's Pitchfork, it's... 319 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,395 They gave it a negative review. 320 00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:58,498 No, like, it's a negative four 321 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,234 out of ten... positive ten, I assume. 322 00:12:02,236 --> 00:12:05,504 Pitchfork can be kind of pretentious though, so... 323 00:12:05,506 --> 00:12:07,473 But ooh. What? 324 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:09,542 You ain't gonna knock my hustle. 325 00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:11,009 Let's look at another one. 326 00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:13,479 Let's pull it up. Rolling Stone. 327 00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:15,214 Okay. 328 00:12:15,216 --> 00:12:19,085 Um, out of four possible stars, 329 00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:22,021 Rolling Stone has given it... 330 00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:24,056 the shit emoji. 331 00:12:24,058 --> 00:12:28,194 I can only assume it's a, um, a mess-up, you know? 332 00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:32,565 They must've had a-a problem with their, um... 333 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,533 No, this seems like the right score 334 00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,369 for how they're saying this. 335 00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:39,004 You know what, let's just do a search. 336 00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:42,441 - (typing) - CONNquest review. 337 00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:44,143 Oh, here we go. 338 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:47,080 Here we go. 339 00:12:47,082 --> 00:12:49,382 "CONNquest: a triumph." 340 00:12:49,384 --> 00:12:51,050 That's a good one. 341 00:12:51,052 --> 00:12:52,250 Let me read this. 342 00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:53,753 This is on... 343 00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:55,253 The Onion. 344 00:12:55,255 --> 00:12:57,990 So, you know, mixed. 345 00:12:57,992 --> 00:13:00,258 Let's call it mixed reviews. 346 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,561 BIG BOY: So first you're in a group. 347 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,464 You introduced us to the Style Boyz. 348 00:13:04,466 --> 00:13:06,733 And "Donkey Roll," of course, we play the hell out of that. 349 00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:08,468 That's a hit for us, man, 350 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,769 and then, Conner, you get that breakout moment. 351 00:13:10,771 --> 00:13:13,038 You get a phone call from Claudia Cantrell. 352 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,273 The one and only. 353 00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:15,707 And she asks you for a verse, man, 354 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,409 on her song, "Turn Up the Beef." 355 00:13:17,411 --> 00:13:21,247 ♪ Turn up the beef ♪ 356 00:13:21,249 --> 00:13:24,683 ♪ Throw your body on the flame... ♪ 357 00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:27,452 But you take that moment, and instead of just, like, 358 00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:29,555 kicking a regular verse... you know what I'm saying... 359 00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:31,023 you did something a little different. 360 00:13:31,025 --> 00:13:33,091 The "catchphrase verse," as it's now known. 361 00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:34,027 Uh-oh, yeah, yeah. Hello. 362 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:35,527 Um, I had been working on a catchphrase, 363 00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:37,062 but what had happened was 364 00:13:37,064 --> 00:13:38,531 I just thought of so many dope ones 365 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,266 that I was like, "What if I put them 366 00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:42,468 all into the verse?" 367 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:43,802 ♪ Turn up the beef ♪ 368 00:13:43,804 --> 00:13:45,338 ♪ It's Conner bitch, say word ♪ 369 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,205 ♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert ♪ 370 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:49,142 ♪ Doinkdedoink, sorry, Dad ♪ 371 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:51,444 ♪ Dinkynuts, squirrel jam, hats... ♪ 372 00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:53,479 Yeah, he said so many words I didn't know. 373 00:13:53,481 --> 00:13:54,814 That was a game-changing moment. 374 00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:56,782 50 CENT: There's usually, like, one catchphrase in a hit. 375 00:13:56,784 --> 00:13:59,786 He dropped, like, 30 on us in one night. Shit was crazy. 376 00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:02,354 ♪ D.J. Tanner, swanky pumps ♪ 377 00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:05,557 ♪ M-M-Moped music, Costco samples like a mothafucka ♪ 378 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,159 ♪ Uuuunngh, crank up the mids ♪ 379 00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:08,795 ♪ Patrick Stewart money ♪ 380 00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:11,830 ♪ You know who it is, Conner4Real. ♪ 381 00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:13,599 Immediately, I said, man, this guy right here, 382 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,100 he's gonna make it big. 383 00:14:15,102 --> 00:14:16,569 Because when you have a catchphrase, 384 00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:19,504 the world is catched by your phrase. 385 00:14:19,506 --> 00:14:20,773 BIG BOY: You fast-forward. Things start to happen, man. 386 00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:22,108 You get the-the Pop Music Award. 387 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,844 And now, here comes those offers of a solo contract. 388 00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:26,412 CONNER: Yeah. 389 00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:28,214 How did the other Style Boyz feel about that? 390 00:14:28,216 --> 00:14:29,648 - You know, they took it fine. - Mm-hmm. 391 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:32,350 Owen is my DJ and my best friend. 392 00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:33,619 - That's good, man. - And Lawrence 393 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:36,221 - lives on a farm now, so... - Hold on. 394 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,724 Lawrence Dunn is a farmer? 395 00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:40,759 (bird squawking) 396 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,427 LAWRENCE: My name is Lawrence Dunn. 397 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:44,564 I used to be in the Style Boyz. 398 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:45,864 Now I'm a farmer. 399 00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:47,633 Being out here in nature, 400 00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:49,402 away from all the people 401 00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:52,471 and the trappings of modern life, it's so peaceful. 402 00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:54,507 - There's nothing like it. - (groans in pain) 403 00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:57,375 - I've never been happier. - (bird screeches) 404 00:14:57,377 --> 00:14:59,244 Uh, so yeah, this is, uh, 405 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,479 all my woodwork. 406 00:15:00,481 --> 00:15:02,849 It's kind of my passion, uh, my hobby. 407 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:04,149 This is a nice piece. 408 00:15:04,151 --> 00:15:06,351 It's called "Government in Crisis." 409 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,620 For obvious reasons. 410 00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:09,622 This one's a mask. 411 00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:10,889 Still me. 412 00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:12,492 It's a hat. 413 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,627 You know, we were going places as a band. 414 00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:16,295 We had plans as a band. 415 00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:17,662 Style Boyz, that's three guys, 416 00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:20,532 not two... it doesn't work with two. 417 00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:22,301 You know? It's like a tricycle. 418 00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:24,436 You take away one of the wheels, what do you got? 419 00:15:24,438 --> 00:15:26,538 Nothin'. A bicycle. 420 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,206 Don't use that. 421 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,774 Look, we had a good run, you know? 422 00:15:29,776 --> 00:15:30,843 We had a few hits. 423 00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:32,845 But it had run its course, you know? 424 00:15:32,847 --> 00:15:34,412 It was time for us 425 00:15:34,414 --> 00:15:35,648 to all move on. 426 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,249 Get over it. 427 00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:39,652 When the Style Boyz broke up... (sighs) 428 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,320 Damn. 429 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:45,358 The only other time I remember being that sad... 430 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:49,195 was when they killed Josh Charles on The Good Wife. 431 00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:50,696 ♪ I'm a Style Boy ♪ 432 00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:52,764 ♪ For life... ♪ 433 00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:55,203 (crowd cheering) 434 00:16:02,443 --> 00:16:04,643 WOMAN: Y'all ready for this? 435 00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:05,811 - Yeah. - Okay. 436 00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:06,811 ("I'm So Humble" playing) 437 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:08,781 Welcome to the future, bitches! 438 00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:10,849 (laughs): That's Conner's song. 439 00:16:10,851 --> 00:16:11,850 - Whoa. - (song stops) 440 00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:12,918 (song resumes) 441 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,321 ALL: Ah! 442 00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:16,455 CONNER (recorded): ♪ I'm not gay... ♪ 443 00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:18,490 - Oh! - Okay, both sides. Okay. 444 00:16:18,492 --> 00:16:19,926 - It's fun, right?! - Yeah! - (song resumes) 445 00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:21,627 - (whooping) - You know, this is my favorite. 446 00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:22,928 I like the freezer one. 447 00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,397 Listen to this, homies. 448 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:26,431 We can upload your entire album 449 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,301 to fridges, washer-dryers, 450 00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:30,503 blenders and microwaves across the country. 451 00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:31,704 You could do that? 452 00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:32,904 Yes, nerd. 453 00:16:32,906 --> 00:16:34,440 It's just Wi-Fi jibber-jabber. 454 00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:35,907 It's not a big deal. 455 00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:37,843 - Nobody doing appliance shit, my nigga. - No. 456 00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:39,946 Is that right, my nigger? No one is doing appliance shit. 457 00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:41,846 - Yeah. - HARRY: Okay. Went with the hard "R." 458 00:16:41,848 --> 00:16:43,582 This is that next, next, next, man. 459 00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:45,585 - I told y'all, Deborah's a genius! - Mm. 460 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,620 It's true. And it is also pronounced De-bor-ah. 461 00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:50,623 De-bor-ah. Oh, that's very cool. 462 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,591 - It's exotic. - What's the origin of that? 463 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:54,759 Uh, I believe "Deborah." 464 00:16:54,761 --> 00:16:56,762 - That was ridiculous! - Right? 465 00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:58,864 Oh, my God, yes, that was insane. 466 00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:00,599 I mean, who would want to listen to music that way? 467 00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,835 - (singsongy): Schwag! - I know it's kind of weird, 468 00:17:02,837 --> 00:17:05,003 but Aquaspin's gonna help us get the music out there, man. 469 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:07,505 I mean, so... you don't think people are gonna have a problem 470 00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:09,341 when music just appears in their houses? 471 00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:11,610 CONNER: Look, I know it sounds lame, but... 472 00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,612 there's no such thing as selling out anymore, man. 473 00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:15,580 This is how big business works. 474 00:17:15,582 --> 00:17:17,550 I mean, nowadays if you don't sell out, 475 00:17:17,552 --> 00:17:19,619 people will wonder if nobody asked you to. 476 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,753 - Right. - But look, dude, 477 00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:21,954 if you're not comfortable with it, 478 00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:23,255 we could rethink it. 479 00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:24,590 No, man, that's cool, that's cool. 480 00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:25,590 All right, cool. 481 00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:26,525 Let's get in the car. 482 00:17:26,527 --> 00:17:27,459 This jacket's making me sweat my ass off. 483 00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:29,661 Yeah, it's fuckin' hot as shit out here. 484 00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:31,030 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to the car, Conner. 485 00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:32,898 - CONNER: A.C.! - Did you say "Macy's"? 486 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,567 - A.C. - Did you say "Macy's"? 487 00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:36,034 - Air condition. - Macy's? Macy's? 488 00:17:36,036 --> 00:17:37,869 Sometimes Conner just gets an idea 489 00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:39,804 and he runs with it, you know? 490 00:17:39,806 --> 00:17:44,542 And he's right, like, 99.9% of the time, so... 491 00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:47,280 you just got to trust that he knows what he's doing. 492 00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:48,648 So I understand why he, you know, 493 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,349 did the whole Aquaspin thing. 494 00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:51,817 Touring is expensive today. 495 00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:53,619 Why you think I do the a$ap Crunchables? 496 00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,556 ♪ ♪ 497 00:17:58,059 --> 00:18:00,626 This is Gary Sikes. This is the label photographer. 498 00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:02,494 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. All right, there we go. 499 00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,562 Yeah. All right. Got the two of you. Great. 500 00:18:04,564 --> 00:18:06,564 Okay, could I have a little separation, please? 501 00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:08,400 Oh, wait, hang on, Gary. You're not trying to break up 502 00:18:08,402 --> 00:18:09,569 - the Dream Team, are you? - No, no, no, no. 503 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,536 Just trying to get the logo. May I... may I touch you? 504 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:12,737 - Yeah. - Just slide down just a little bit. 505 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,874 Scoot you down like that. Little pressure. There we go. 506 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:15,742 I still see your shadow a little bit on him. 507 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:16,542 If you don't mind, could you just... 508 00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:18,444 Still in it, you're still in it. 509 00:18:18,446 --> 00:18:19,878 - Conner, nice. - Yeah, same thing. 510 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,013 GARY: Nice! Yeah! 511 00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,848 ♪ Roots and culture ♪ 512 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,550 - (laughter) - ♪ Seeped from his bones... ♪ 513 00:18:24,552 --> 00:18:26,584 - Here you go, Paula. - Thank you. 514 00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:28,687 Hey, how's the, uh, Pop Music Award thing coming? 515 00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:30,388 Good. I've called producers. I'm waiting to hear back. 516 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:31,657 Please stay on them, because you know 517 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,024 how important it is to him. 518 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,026 PAULA: I'd love to get Conner to the point 519 00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:37,062 where people forget that he's a musician, 520 00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:38,830 where he's just kind of everywhere, 521 00:18:38,832 --> 00:18:42,100 like oxygen or gravity or clinical depression. 522 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:44,904 He's just... everywhere. 523 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:48,640 - WOMAN: Conner! (laughs) - Hey. 524 00:18:48,642 --> 00:18:50,344 Oh! 525 00:18:53,648 --> 00:18:54,580 ♪ Extra. ♪ 526 00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:56,849 Ashley Wednesday, star of the blockbuster 527 00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:58,583 Cube Theorem franchise, 528 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,985 was spotted with pop rapper Conner4Real 529 00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:02,921 leaving the exclusive New York City nightclub [bleep] 530 00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:04,090 last night. 531 00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:05,991 Okay, let's go, kids. 532 00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,959 - Huh? - Time to go home in your fun car. 533 00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:09,695 CONNER: Ash and I have been 534 00:19:09,697 --> 00:19:11,830 hanging out for about six months now, 535 00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:15,134 and I got to say, she's the total package. 536 00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:16,836 (Ashley laughs) 537 00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:20,004 Well, when I was little, I would spend hours 538 00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:22,140 looking at famous couples in magazines... 539 00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:25,677 Us Weekly, People... and everybody's speculating, 540 00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:29,447 are they a real couple or are they just for publicity? 541 00:19:29,449 --> 00:19:31,716 And I knew that when I grew up, 542 00:19:31,718 --> 00:19:34,853 I wanted to be one of those couples. 543 00:19:34,855 --> 00:19:36,988 ALL: Five, four, 544 00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:40,024 three, two, one! 545 00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:42,764 - ("I'm So Humble" playing) - (crowd cheering) 546 00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:47,099 (electricity hums, music stops) 547 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:50,602 (crowd groaning) 548 00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:52,638 NEWSMAN: Last night, pop star Conner4Real's 549 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,773 new album CONNquest was released... 550 00:19:54,775 --> 00:19:56,509 NEWSWOMAN: ...on all Aquaspin appliances. 551 00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:58,176 NEWSMAN 2: Millions of unsuspecting Americans 552 00:19:58,178 --> 00:19:59,945 - turned on their toasters... - You can't do that to people! 553 00:19:59,947 --> 00:20:01,613 Yo, Conner4Real, you suck, dude! 554 00:20:01,615 --> 00:20:03,048 (whooping) 555 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,582 NEWSMAN: ...the president calling the pop star 556 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:05,850 "a real dumb [bleep]." 557 00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:07,786 YOUNG MAN: The only reason he put it in appliances 558 00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:09,088 is 'cause no one 559 00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:10,926 was gonna buy his shit album. 560 00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:15,060 ANNOUNCER: Today on CMZ... 561 00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:17,796 He released his record with a dishwashing company? 562 00:20:17,798 --> 00:20:19,799 They did this big launch, and it was all wireless 563 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,132 or something, I don't know, 564 00:20:21,134 --> 00:20:23,436 but it came out of every appliance in my house, 565 00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:26,205 and I was just like, "I hate Conner4Real." 566 00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:27,606 For real. 567 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:29,007 (laughter) 568 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:31,543 But seriously, let's be nice to Conner4Real, 569 00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:33,212 'cause he seems like a good guy. 570 00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:35,481 Uh, I don't think so. 571 00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:37,515 - (laughter) - Uh, I don't think so. 572 00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,217 Uh, I don't think so. 573 00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:41,489 (hysterical laughter) 574 00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:45,626 (growling) 575 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,061 (growling loudly) 576 00:20:49,063 --> 00:20:51,796 (vibrating grunts) 577 00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:54,735 (roaring) Come on! 578 00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:57,936 Well, the overnight numbers 579 00:20:57,938 --> 00:20:59,472 were not what we were expecting. 580 00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:00,738 They were pretty low. 581 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,707 But it's still early. (chuckles) 582 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,609 Yeah, some people were saying that the Aquaspin thing 583 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:05,977 was an invasion of privacy, 584 00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:08,048 so it's just a little bump in the road. 585 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:13,619 Um... he's dealing with it. 586 00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,556 Conner, you okay, buddy? 587 00:21:20,894 --> 00:21:23,529 Maybe the numbers were wrong, you know? 588 00:21:23,531 --> 00:21:25,563 Like... 589 00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:27,867 BonkoHub had a computer virus or something. 590 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,502 You know, you could be right. 591 00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:31,035 I'll have Jay look into it. 592 00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:35,507 So what are we talking, like, 150, 200 or...? 593 00:21:35,509 --> 00:21:38,776 Mm... 65,000. 594 00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:42,046 Well, that is not where we wanted to be, but... 595 00:21:42,048 --> 00:21:44,082 not bad for the day. 596 00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:45,786 Actually, Conner, that's for the week. 597 00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:48,557 Estimated. 598 00:21:49,657 --> 00:21:51,122 Sixty-five? 599 00:21:51,124 --> 00:21:53,826 (quietly): For the week? 600 00:21:53,828 --> 00:21:55,660 Can you... can you...? 601 00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:58,799 Hey, can you guys give us a second here? 602 00:22:14,215 --> 00:22:17,149 (bees buzzing) 603 00:22:18,185 --> 00:22:20,121 (bees swarming) 604 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,292 (objects clattering) 605 00:22:27,294 --> 00:22:29,928 (bees buzzing loudly) 606 00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:33,032 (flame whooshing) 607 00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:34,969 (loud, deep buzzing) 608 00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:40,542 (deep roaring) 609 00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:51,219 ♪ ♪ 610 00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:54,919 It's the first day of tour, baby! 611 00:22:54,921 --> 00:22:56,888 - (whooping) - MAN: Now, I know 612 00:22:56,890 --> 00:22:59,858 Conner's bummin' right now, but his concert is amazing. 613 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:01,994 When this thing goes off and he's out there, 614 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,597 I mean, it's just a spectacle. It's enormous. 615 00:23:04,599 --> 00:23:06,197 Yeah, my name is, uh, Zippy. 616 00:23:06,199 --> 00:23:08,102 I'm the guitar tech on the tour. 617 00:23:09,203 --> 00:23:10,272 Shit! 618 00:23:11,339 --> 00:23:12,937 Shit. 619 00:23:12,939 --> 00:23:15,240 I make sure all the instruments are tip-top. 620 00:23:15,242 --> 00:23:16,609 I love the road, you know. 621 00:23:16,611 --> 00:23:18,243 This is kind of a perfect job for me, 622 00:23:18,245 --> 00:23:21,146 but my favorite free-time thing is flatlining. 623 00:23:21,148 --> 00:23:22,348 - Heart rate dropping. - (monitor beeping) 624 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,382 ZIPPY: Flatlining is when you, uh, 625 00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:25,384 technically lower your heart rate 626 00:23:25,386 --> 00:23:28,020 until, um... well, you're dead. 627 00:23:28,022 --> 00:23:30,022 - MAN: He's still dropping. - Then you can catch a glimpse 628 00:23:30,024 --> 00:23:31,357 of the afterlife. 629 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,158 Got the idea from the film Flatliners. 630 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,362 Joel Schumacher film shot by Jan de Bont. 631 00:23:37,364 --> 00:23:39,330 You know, I try to fit in a F-line sesh 632 00:23:39,332 --> 00:23:40,933 at least once a week. 633 00:23:40,935 --> 00:23:42,767 - ...two, one, hit him! - (monitor flatlining) 634 00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:43,836 - Clear! - (electrical thump) 635 00:23:43,838 --> 00:23:45,169 Oh, wow. 636 00:23:45,171 --> 00:23:46,405 Did I shit my pants? 637 00:23:46,407 --> 00:23:47,805 Not this time. 638 00:23:47,807 --> 00:23:49,207 (slurring): To Conner! 639 00:23:49,209 --> 00:23:50,708 ALL: To Conner! 640 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:52,212 (cheering, whooping) 641 00:23:54,314 --> 00:23:56,115 CONNER: My mom means well. 642 00:23:56,117 --> 00:23:57,715 She had her own dreams of becoming a star 643 00:23:57,717 --> 00:23:59,083 back in the day, 644 00:23:59,085 --> 00:24:00,753 and she gave it up to have me, 645 00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:02,420 so I really owe her for that. 646 00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:03,921 And I'm lucky to have her support. 647 00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:06,157 - I'll go first. - Okay, you go first. 648 00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:08,926 - (inhales sharply) - Kids first, and then moms. 649 00:24:08,928 --> 00:24:11,163 Oh, my God, that is so fun! 650 00:24:11,165 --> 00:24:12,798 MAN: Hello. 651 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,367 My name is Tyrus Quash, and I do 652 00:24:15,369 --> 00:24:18,169 the food service on Conner's tours. 653 00:24:18,171 --> 00:24:20,872 So, these are carrots, eight different ways. 654 00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:24,909 You have your triangles, shave, obelisks, natural, 655 00:24:24,911 --> 00:24:26,978 julienne, as the French like to call it. 656 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:29,348 Julienne. I think that's how they say it. 657 00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:31,984 Conner's very specific when it comes to food, 658 00:24:31,986 --> 00:24:33,952 and it brings me great joy 659 00:24:33,954 --> 00:24:36,890 to see him love the treats that I prepare. 660 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,327 - (crowd cheering) - WOMAN: Yeah, Conner! 661 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,967 - Yeah! - Let's go! - (whooping) 662 00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:51,905 - (crowd cheering) - (guitar playing gentle intro) 663 00:24:59,313 --> 00:25:00,745 (pop beat begins) 664 00:25:00,747 --> 00:25:03,381 ♪ Finest girl I ever met in my whole life ♪ 665 00:25:03,383 --> 00:25:05,951 ♪ Wanna take her home, make her my wife ♪ 666 00:25:05,953 --> 00:25:08,753 ♪ Knew she was a freak when she started talkin' ♪ 667 00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:11,255 ♪ She said, "Fuck me like we fucked bin Laden" ♪ 668 00:25:11,257 --> 00:25:14,792 ♪ Ooh, whoa, that girl was a freak ♪ 669 00:25:14,794 --> 00:25:17,396 ♪ She said she wanted me to fuck her harder ♪ 670 00:25:17,398 --> 00:25:20,064 ♪ Than the military fucked bin Laden ♪ 671 00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,065 ♪ Hey ♪ 672 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:23,435 - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 673 00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:25,070 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 674 00:25:25,072 --> 00:25:26,405 ♪ She wanted to fuck me ♪ 675 00:25:26,407 --> 00:25:28,372 ♪ Harder than the U.S. Government ♪ 676 00:25:28,374 --> 00:25:30,074 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 677 00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:31,944 ♪ Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl ♪ 678 00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:34,746 ♪ Kept up on current events from all around the world ♪ 679 00:25:34,748 --> 00:25:36,380 ♪ More specifically, one event ♪ 680 00:25:36,382 --> 00:25:39,283 ♪ The time Osama bin Laden got shot in the head, she said ♪ 681 00:25:39,285 --> 00:25:41,486 ♪ "Do me like that," but I couldn't track the metaphor ♪ 682 00:25:41,488 --> 00:25:44,055 ♪ That said, I can see you horny like a stegosaur ♪ 683 00:25:44,057 --> 00:25:45,057 ♪ That said, again, your request ♪ 684 00:25:45,059 --> 00:25:46,925 ♪ Is so irregu-laur, she put on a beard ♪ 685 00:25:46,927 --> 00:25:49,293 ♪ I started looking at the exit door ♪ 686 00:25:49,295 --> 00:25:51,196 ♪ Then a turban, then a tunic, she said ♪ 687 00:25:51,198 --> 00:25:53,499 ♪ "Invade my cave with your special unit," I said ♪ 688 00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:56,100 ♪ "He wasn't in a cave," but there was no stoppin' ♪ 689 00:25:56,102 --> 00:25:57,436 ♪ She demanded that I fuck her like we ♪ 690 00:25:57,438 --> 00:25:59,071 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 691 00:25:59,073 --> 00:26:00,872 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 692 00:26:00,874 --> 00:26:01,874 ♪ Hey ♪ 693 00:26:01,876 --> 00:26:04,208 - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 694 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:05,409 ♪ She wanted to fuck me ♪ 695 00:26:05,411 --> 00:26:07,245 ♪ Harder than the U.S. Government ♪ 696 00:26:07,247 --> 00:26:08,781 ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ 697 00:26:08,783 --> 00:26:11,416 ♪ This girl requested intercourse ♪ 698 00:26:11,418 --> 00:26:13,217 ♪ To bring her to climax ♪ 699 00:26:13,219 --> 00:26:15,419 ♪ With the clinical efficiency ♪ 700 00:26:15,421 --> 00:26:18,890 ♪ Of the assassination of bin Laden ♪ 701 00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:20,926 ♪ You're harboring a fugitive... that ass ♪ 702 00:26:20,928 --> 00:26:22,261 ♪ And my justice will be punitive ♪ 703 00:26:22,263 --> 00:26:24,163 - ♪ I'm-a smash ♪ - ♪ Night vision ♪ 704 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,531 ♪ They could see us through my GoPro ♪ 705 00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:28,266 ♪ She tried to negotiate, I say that's a no-no ♪ 706 00:26:28,268 --> 00:26:30,435 ♪ Now I'm creepin' in her bedroom like go-go ♪ 707 00:26:30,437 --> 00:26:32,838 ♪ She tells me to go low, then looks down and says I gotta ♪ 708 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,040 ♪ Terrorize that pussy ♪ 709 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,141 ♪ Gotta terrorize that pussy ♪ 710 00:26:37,143 --> 00:26:38,010 (over headphones): ♪ So I did it ♪ 711 00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,544 ♪ Improvised some crazy shit... ♪ 712 00:26:39,546 --> 00:26:42,080 - ♪ SEAL Team 69... ♪ - It's fuckin' awful. 713 00:26:42,082 --> 00:26:44,582 Conner's music may not be what I listen to in my free time, 714 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:47,985 but it seems to make so many people money. 715 00:26:47,987 --> 00:26:49,821 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 716 00:26:49,823 --> 00:26:53,292 ♪ You're an overrated piece of shit ♪ 717 00:26:53,294 --> 00:26:56,829 ♪ Can someone explain why the whole wide world ♪ 718 00:26:56,831 --> 00:26:59,430 ♪ Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? ♪ 719 00:26:59,432 --> 00:27:02,167 ♪ Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid! ♪ 720 00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:04,002 Y'all have been so amazing. 721 00:27:04,004 --> 00:27:06,338 Thank you so much. What a beautiful night. 722 00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:09,541 Everybody in the front make some noise! 723 00:27:09,543 --> 00:27:11,176 (crowd cheering) 724 00:27:11,178 --> 00:27:13,878 Now everybody on the sides make some noise! 725 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,546 (crowd cheering) 726 00:27:15,548 --> 00:27:17,949 Now everybody way up in the upper deck 727 00:27:17,951 --> 00:27:20,084 make some noise! 728 00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:22,154 MAN: Whoo! 729 00:27:22,156 --> 00:27:24,455 Conner, I love you! I love you! 730 00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:26,124 Whoo! 731 00:27:26,126 --> 00:27:27,592 CONNER: Harry! What the hell?! 732 00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:31,062 First of all, this is an 18,000-seat arena. 733 00:27:31,064 --> 00:27:32,531 Nobody sells this out. 734 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:34,532 You sold 15,000 seats. That's still really good. 735 00:27:34,534 --> 00:27:36,400 No, it's not good. 736 00:27:36,402 --> 00:27:38,436 Hammerleg sold this place out last week! 737 00:27:38,438 --> 00:27:40,339 (sighs) Well, Aquaspin agrees with you. 738 00:27:40,341 --> 00:27:42,206 They're concerned about ticket sales. 739 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:44,076 What? But it's an 18,000-seat place. 740 00:27:44,078 --> 00:27:45,343 Nobody sells that out. 741 00:27:45,345 --> 00:27:47,245 Hammerleg did. Last week. 742 00:27:47,247 --> 00:27:50,048 Look, the low record sales are making them nervous. 743 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:52,149 They want to bring on an opening act. 744 00:27:52,151 --> 00:27:54,386 What? We have an opening act. Owen deejays. 745 00:27:54,388 --> 00:27:57,388 Hey, I'm always saying Style Boyz could be the opener. 746 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:58,991 No, man. Will you stop with that? 747 00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:00,458 Dude, people keep blowing up my Twitter 748 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:02,093 about us doing "Donkey Roll." 749 00:28:02,095 --> 00:28:03,561 - Oh, they're blowing up your Twitter? - Yeah. 750 00:28:03,563 --> 00:28:05,263 How many followers do you have, Owen? 751 00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:07,599 - Like, 500,000. - Okay, well, I got 20 million, 752 00:28:07,601 --> 00:28:09,967 and no one's asking me to do that shit, so... 753 00:28:09,969 --> 00:28:11,602 - (laughter) - Hey-oh! 754 00:28:11,604 --> 00:28:13,237 Some of those are probably bots. 755 00:28:13,239 --> 00:28:14,973 Okay, look, guys, regardless, 756 00:28:14,975 --> 00:28:17,208 we still have to decide on an opening act. 757 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:18,409 Man. (sighs) 758 00:28:18,411 --> 00:28:19,677 All right, fine. 759 00:28:19,679 --> 00:28:21,379 Does anybody have ideas? 760 00:28:21,381 --> 00:28:23,548 One, but you are gonna like it. 761 00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:26,217 Wait, did you say "are" or "aren't"? 762 00:28:26,219 --> 00:28:28,219 Are. 763 00:28:28,221 --> 00:28:29,655 (dramatic hip-hop music playing) 764 00:28:29,657 --> 00:28:31,356 HUNTER: Yeah! (chuckles) 765 00:28:31,358 --> 00:28:34,158 You know the motherfucking piece of shit. 766 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,261 Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!" 767 00:28:36,263 --> 00:28:37,596 CROWD: Fuck you, Hunter! 768 00:28:37,598 --> 00:28:40,197 - Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!" - Fuck you, Hunter! 769 00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:42,466 Let's go! ♪ Stomping through the forest ♪ 770 00:28:42,468 --> 00:28:43,635 ♪ Like a retarded tyrannosaurus ♪ 771 00:28:43,637 --> 00:28:45,704 ♪ Hunter eatin' beefcakes ♪ 772 00:28:45,706 --> 00:28:48,506 ♪ In the back of a Ford Taurus, fuck a chorus ♪ 773 00:28:48,508 --> 00:28:50,878 ♪ Fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this song... ♪ 774 00:28:56,449 --> 00:28:58,483 Hunter the Hungry, he's just one of those rappers 775 00:28:58,485 --> 00:29:00,084 where he just doesn't give a fuck. 776 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,586 RZA: People think that he ain't crazy. 777 00:29:01,588 --> 00:29:04,188 Nah, he crazy for real. I seen him backstage. 778 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:06,058 He wasn't smoking a blunt, he was just eating it. 779 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,559 QUESTLOVE: I mean, Hunter is the youth. 780 00:29:07,561 --> 00:29:09,528 You know, he's-he's what's next. 781 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:12,597 ♪ Hey, hey, I'm fucking hungry! ♪ 782 00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:14,299 (song ends, crowd cheering) 783 00:29:14,301 --> 00:29:16,167 Yo! 784 00:29:16,169 --> 00:29:17,636 - What up? - Conner4Real? 785 00:29:17,638 --> 00:29:19,538 In the flesh? Hey, yo. 786 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,572 It's-it's a honor to meet you, man. 787 00:29:21,574 --> 00:29:22,674 Yo, CONNquest, Style Boyz. 788 00:29:22,676 --> 00:29:24,509 I grew up off that shit, fam. 789 00:29:24,511 --> 00:29:25,744 - Thanks, man. - I want to be you, Conner. 790 00:29:25,746 --> 00:29:27,745 But not white. Like, black still. 791 00:29:27,747 --> 00:29:29,281 'Cause it's strong... it's a strong color. 792 00:29:29,283 --> 00:29:31,118 - For sure, yeah. - Like, you are that dude. 793 00:29:32,149 --> 00:29:33,584 Like, have you met you? 794 00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:34,686 Have you met you? 795 00:29:34,688 --> 00:29:36,355 You! Have you met you?! 796 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,688 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying? 797 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:38,991 - This is crazy. - You be you. 798 00:29:38,993 --> 00:29:40,359 Know I'm-a be all that, 799 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,760 'cause I'll tear some shit up. You know how it is! 800 00:29:41,762 --> 00:29:43,028 - (laughter) - That is real. 801 00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:46,098 (shouting, laughter) 802 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:47,398 Hell yeah! 803 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,466 We gonna turn up for sure. 804 00:29:48,468 --> 00:29:49,634 Oh, don't hurt me! 805 00:29:49,636 --> 00:29:51,205 - (Hunter barking) - (laughter) 806 00:29:53,306 --> 00:29:55,040 - You know how it is! - Okay. 807 00:29:55,042 --> 00:29:57,042 Seriously, man, I'm-I'm real honored, dawg. 808 00:29:57,044 --> 00:29:58,476 Um, I'm not gonna let you down. 809 00:29:58,478 --> 00:29:59,677 You're my idol. 810 00:29:59,679 --> 00:30:01,213 - Right next to Jesus. - (scoffs) 811 00:30:01,215 --> 00:30:02,481 And Morgan Freeman. 812 00:30:02,483 --> 00:30:04,349 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - I'll hit you up. 813 00:30:04,351 --> 00:30:05,684 HUNTER (to crowd): Yeah, bitch, what up! 814 00:30:05,686 --> 00:30:07,718 I like him. 815 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,788 Where'd you get the cayenne? 816 00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:12,290 - Get off my basil! - Nah, dawg. That's my basil, too, B! 817 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:13,324 Get off my basil, dude! That's my basil! 818 00:30:13,326 --> 00:30:14,392 That's my basil, too! 819 00:30:14,394 --> 00:30:15,659 - Come on, dude. - And chives, son. 820 00:30:15,661 --> 00:30:17,294 And chives. Watch me kill this deer 821 00:30:17,296 --> 00:30:18,796 real quick. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. 822 00:30:18,798 --> 00:30:21,599 - What? You can do that? - It's deer meat, son. 823 00:30:21,601 --> 00:30:23,234 - It's deer meat, bitch. - OWEN: Yo, dude. 824 00:30:23,236 --> 00:30:25,302 What is this crazy shit? 825 00:30:25,304 --> 00:30:27,505 - Oh, dude, that's your new head! - (laughs) 826 00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:29,474 What? 827 00:30:29,476 --> 00:30:32,244 CONNER: I had it specially made for you, man. 828 00:30:32,246 --> 00:30:33,712 I took the measurements while you were sleeping. 829 00:30:33,714 --> 00:30:37,249 It's, like, on some futuristic EDM shit. 830 00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:40,318 We did the research, and EDM is hot. 831 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,454 Robots on ecstasy and shit. 832 00:30:42,456 --> 00:30:44,555 Daft Punk, deadmau5, 833 00:30:44,557 --> 00:30:49,127 DJ Tommy Pizza, Oprah Spinfrey, Vinyl Richie, 834 00:30:49,129 --> 00:30:50,494 R2-LSD2, 835 00:30:50,496 --> 00:30:53,398 Ecstasy-3PO, LSD-3PO, 836 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,398 Elton John. 837 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,234 All those dudes are crushing. 838 00:30:56,236 --> 00:30:57,502 - Look at all these functions. - Yeah. 839 00:30:57,504 --> 00:30:59,437 It's like a Lite-Brite, but it's moving. 840 00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:00,805 Oh, and check this out. 841 00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:02,706 OWEN: Oh, wow. 842 00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,542 - It goes all the way up there. - All the way, man. 843 00:31:04,544 --> 00:31:06,244 It's like a beacon to space. 844 00:31:06,246 --> 00:31:08,446 (electronic bell chimes) 845 00:31:08,448 --> 00:31:11,315 And, plus, it makes this sound. 846 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:12,551 (electronic tone blaring) 847 00:31:12,553 --> 00:31:14,086 Wow! 848 00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:15,553 Why would it make that sound? 849 00:31:15,555 --> 00:31:17,755 I don't even know, but it's nice to know 850 00:31:17,757 --> 00:31:19,323 that it's there if you need it. 851 00:31:19,325 --> 00:31:20,492 - You know? - Yeah. 852 00:31:20,494 --> 00:31:22,093 Yo, helmet's dope. 853 00:31:22,095 --> 00:31:23,494 Looks like the tip of Optimus Prime's dick. 854 00:31:23,496 --> 00:31:25,129 CONNER: See? 855 00:31:25,131 --> 00:31:26,764 Don't you want to look like Optimus Prime? 856 00:31:26,766 --> 00:31:27,866 His dick? 857 00:31:27,868 --> 00:31:29,501 - Fuck yeah! - Fuck yeah! 858 00:31:29,503 --> 00:31:31,602 Yeah, man. (chuckles) I don't know. 859 00:31:31,604 --> 00:31:32,803 Owen. 860 00:31:32,805 --> 00:31:34,272 Please? 861 00:31:34,274 --> 00:31:36,407 Please, please, wear the helmet, Owen. 862 00:31:36,409 --> 00:31:37,876 Come on, man. The show really needs it. 863 00:31:37,878 --> 00:31:39,644 Please, man? 864 00:31:39,646 --> 00:31:42,214 - I mean, if it'll help the tour. - Yes! 865 00:31:42,216 --> 00:31:44,549 - Yeah. - Dude, we're killing this! 866 00:31:44,551 --> 00:31:45,684 (electronic tone blaring) 867 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,418 ♪ Well, howdy, ma'am ♪ 868 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,753 ♪ We the two banditos... ♪ 869 00:31:48,755 --> 00:31:51,490 HARRY: Having Hunter aboard has really energized the tour. 870 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:52,590 Tickets are selling. 871 00:31:52,592 --> 00:31:53,859 - (crowd cheering) - ♪ Gonna turn that frown... ♪ 872 00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:56,328 CONNER: Hunter is the shit. 873 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,663 Oh, I love you, too, man. 874 00:31:58,665 --> 00:32:00,232 Oh, no, dude. 875 00:32:00,234 --> 00:32:01,699 No, get off me, dude! 876 00:32:01,701 --> 00:32:04,168 Get off me, dude! Get off me! 877 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:06,370 ♪ Yeah, you know we're two banditos ♪ 878 00:32:06,372 --> 00:32:08,273 ♪ Yeah, you know we're two banditos ♪ 879 00:32:08,275 --> 00:32:10,574 ♪ Yeah, you know we're two banditos ♪ 880 00:32:10,576 --> 00:32:12,476 ♪ Do a little dance and drink a little water... ♪ 881 00:32:12,478 --> 00:32:14,178 Putting that helmet 882 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:17,215 on Owen's head... that was a brilliant gimmick. 883 00:32:17,217 --> 00:32:18,782 And I wish I'd done that with Zayn. 884 00:32:18,784 --> 00:32:21,186 We could've kept him in One Direction for years. 885 00:32:21,188 --> 00:32:22,821 Get pranked! Oh! 886 00:32:22,823 --> 00:32:24,889 Pranks is where it's at. You know what I'm saying? 887 00:32:24,891 --> 00:32:27,192 Like, you got to have fun on tour, yo. 888 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:29,360 (whooping) 889 00:32:29,362 --> 00:32:31,196 CONNER: Rise and shine, dude! 890 00:32:31,198 --> 00:32:32,496 MAN: You know, he's got 891 00:32:32,498 --> 00:32:34,331 that sense of humor, where it's like, 892 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:35,567 stop now, please stop. 893 00:32:35,569 --> 00:32:36,767 Please stop. Please stop doing this. 894 00:32:36,769 --> 00:32:38,235 But he keeps on going. 895 00:32:38,237 --> 00:32:40,539 - Get your ass in! - Oh, shit! 896 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:43,340 (shouting) 897 00:32:43,342 --> 00:32:44,842 ♪ We're two cute little kittens, yeah ♪ 898 00:32:44,844 --> 00:32:46,477 ♪ We're two cute little kittens ♪ 899 00:32:46,479 --> 00:32:47,913 ♪ Yeah, we're two cute little kittens ♪ 900 00:32:47,915 --> 00:32:49,580 ♪ Shut the fuck up! ♪ 901 00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:52,551 Conner, did you take a shit in the Anne Frank House? 902 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,753 Do not go in there! 903 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,754 - (camera shutter clicking) - (whooping) 904 00:32:56,756 --> 00:32:59,323 (laughs) Ace Ventura! 905 00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,292 ♪ I fucked your first cousin with a didgeridoo ♪ 906 00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,227 ♪ And when she came, you know it sounded like ♪ 907 00:33:03,229 --> 00:33:04,896 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! ♪ 908 00:33:04,898 --> 00:33:06,630 (explosion, horn blowing) 909 00:33:06,632 --> 00:33:08,332 CONNER: This my new best friend 910 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,600 right here! 911 00:33:09,602 --> 00:33:11,269 This my nigga! 912 00:33:11,271 --> 00:33:13,405 Yeah, that's my friend! 913 00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:15,840 (cheering) 914 00:33:15,842 --> 00:33:17,841 All right, listen up, everybody. 915 00:33:17,843 --> 00:33:19,644 First of all, I want to say congratulations 916 00:33:19,646 --> 00:33:21,478 on a great show tonight! 917 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,746 Yeah, yeah! 918 00:33:22,748 --> 00:33:24,582 HARRY: And for the last eight shows, 919 00:33:24,584 --> 00:33:26,517 we have been sold out! 920 00:33:26,519 --> 00:33:29,286 - (cheering) - Yeah! 921 00:33:29,288 --> 00:33:31,289 It's like I was... I feel like it's finally just clicking. 922 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:32,389 - Yeah. - Hey! 923 00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:34,993 - We are on a roll, baby. - Yeah! 924 00:33:34,995 --> 00:33:36,761 - Yeah. - Is it helping album sales? 925 00:33:36,763 --> 00:33:39,496 - It's got to be, right? - You know how it is, you know. 926 00:33:39,498 --> 00:33:41,899 Sometimes it takes a while for the marketplace to catch up. 927 00:33:41,901 --> 00:33:44,269 - Don't worry. - Definitely helping Hunter. 928 00:33:44,271 --> 00:33:46,670 This dude's album just went gold. 929 00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:48,273 Gold? 930 00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:49,640 - For real. - How is that even... 931 00:33:49,642 --> 00:33:51,376 That's a mistake, right? 932 00:33:51,378 --> 00:33:53,244 Our shit hasn't even gone gold. 933 00:33:53,246 --> 00:33:55,714 Look, he's just having a moment, that's all. 934 00:33:55,716 --> 00:33:57,549 CONNER: Well, how come I'm not having a moment? 935 00:33:57,551 --> 00:33:58,882 You've had tons of moments. 936 00:33:58,884 --> 00:34:00,318 Don't worry, there's plenty to go around. 937 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,453 DJ: Hey, yo! 938 00:34:01,455 --> 00:34:02,987 Shout-out to T.I. in the house. 939 00:34:02,989 --> 00:34:04,723 - (cheering) - What's up, soulja? 940 00:34:04,725 --> 00:34:06,558 What's up, kid? Okay! 941 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,526 Uh-oh, y'all. 942 00:34:08,528 --> 00:34:09,928 My man Hunter the Hungry's in the house! 943 00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:11,896 Yo, make some noise! 944 00:34:11,898 --> 00:34:13,865 (wild cheering) 945 00:34:13,867 --> 00:34:16,600 - Yeah! - What's up, kid? Hey, yo. 946 00:34:16,602 --> 00:34:18,803 Y'all want to hear the hottest song in the streets right now? 947 00:34:18,805 --> 00:34:19,870 (crowd cheering) 948 00:34:19,872 --> 00:34:22,409 (dramatic hip-hop music playing) 949 00:34:28,548 --> 00:34:30,448 It's on. ♪ Stomping through the forest ♪ 950 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:32,983 ♪ Like a retarded tyrannosaurus ♪ 951 00:34:32,985 --> 00:34:34,852 ♪ Hunter eating beefcakes in the back of a Ford Taurus... ♪ 952 00:34:34,854 --> 00:34:36,120 RZA: Hey, look, man, 953 00:34:36,122 --> 00:34:38,722 Conner got all the way to the top of this business, you know? 954 00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:41,392 And the higher you get, the harder you fall. 955 00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:43,827 - I mean, ask any coconut. - PHARRELL: Thing is is that 956 00:34:43,829 --> 00:34:46,430 Conner's never been as good as he was with the Style Boyz. 957 00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:48,332 Whatever him and Lawrence were beefing over, 958 00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:49,934 they need to figure out a way to squash it. 959 00:34:49,936 --> 00:34:53,604 CONNER: Ever since Style Boyz broke up, 960 00:34:53,606 --> 00:34:55,539 Lawrence has been mad at me. 961 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,943 He claims he wrote my famous catchphrase verse. 962 00:34:58,945 --> 00:35:01,879 Translation: He's a jealous-ass hater 963 00:35:01,881 --> 00:35:04,416 who's mad that I blew up and he's a farmer 964 00:35:04,418 --> 00:35:05,916 out in bum-fuck nowhere. 965 00:35:05,918 --> 00:35:07,452 But, you know, 966 00:35:07,454 --> 00:35:09,486 we all have our take. 967 00:35:09,488 --> 00:35:11,823 Uh, this one here, this is my Poppy. 968 00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:13,825 Uh, it's what I got 969 00:35:13,827 --> 00:35:16,794 for writing Conner's famous catchphrase verse. 970 00:35:16,796 --> 00:35:19,564 If you look close, you'll notice that it's not real, 971 00:35:19,566 --> 00:35:23,100 because I didn't get a Poppy or credit of any kind. 972 00:35:23,102 --> 00:35:27,104 But there is one person that I absolutely have to thank, 973 00:35:27,106 --> 00:35:28,840 and that person is me! 974 00:35:28,842 --> 00:35:30,374 Me, myself and I! 975 00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:31,776 - I did it all by myself! - (crowd cheering) 976 00:35:31,778 --> 00:35:33,544 Nobody helped me! 977 00:35:33,546 --> 00:35:35,446 So... 978 00:35:35,448 --> 00:35:36,948 Yeah. (sniffs) 979 00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:38,515 That's my Poppy. 980 00:35:38,517 --> 00:35:39,983 CONNER: If he's so great, 981 00:35:39,985 --> 00:35:41,820 how come he's not making anything, you know? 982 00:35:41,822 --> 00:35:42,986 Nothing's stopping him from going out 983 00:35:42,988 --> 00:35:44,421 and writing a bunch of hits. 984 00:35:44,423 --> 00:35:47,758 LAWRENCE: After the Style Boyz, I tried some solo projects, 985 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,126 but none of them really took off. 986 00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:50,729 ♪ Old boots, paper towels ♪ 987 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,530 ♪ Shopgirl, a novella ♪ 988 00:35:52,532 --> 00:35:54,131 ♪ Deodorant, house keys ♪ 989 00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:55,834 ♪ Sweatshirt, an umbrella ♪ 990 00:35:55,836 --> 00:35:57,602 ♪ A golf club, basketball ♪ 991 00:35:57,604 --> 00:35:59,370 ♪ Bug spray, a laundry heap ♪ 992 00:35:59,372 --> 00:36:00,905 ♪ A pocketknife, a battery ♪ 993 00:36:00,907 --> 00:36:04,675 (echoing): ♪ These are the things in my Jeep! ♪ 994 00:36:04,677 --> 00:36:06,111 ♪ These are the things in my Jeep... ♪ 995 00:36:06,113 --> 00:36:07,879 NAS: I didn't really relate to that song, 996 00:36:07,881 --> 00:36:10,381 because, you know, I-I had different things in my Jeep 997 00:36:10,383 --> 00:36:12,450 than he had in his Jeep. 998 00:36:12,452 --> 00:36:13,885 LAWRENCE: I don't think Conner's living real life. 999 00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:16,153 I think he's in a bubble with people 1000 00:36:16,155 --> 00:36:17,588 telling him what he wants to hear 1001 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:19,423 and kissing his ass all day. 1002 00:36:19,425 --> 00:36:22,526 I heard he's getting into stage gimmicks now. 1003 00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:24,461 He's got Owen in a helmet, looking dumb. 1004 00:36:24,463 --> 00:36:26,030 And one where he sings from a toilet. 1005 00:36:26,032 --> 00:36:27,631 Someone should've told him that shit's wack, 1006 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:29,901 but he's so afraid of failure, 1007 00:36:29,903 --> 00:36:31,736 man, he's just getting desperate. 1008 00:36:31,738 --> 00:36:34,539 CONNER: Let's try it again. 1009 00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:36,874 - (ripping) - Oh! Oh, it snagged! 1010 00:36:36,876 --> 00:36:38,709 What's up, my confidants? 1011 00:36:38,711 --> 00:36:39,711 Be sure to come through 1012 00:36:39,713 --> 00:36:40,879 to my show tonight. 1013 00:36:40,881 --> 00:36:42,579 I'm trying a brand-new magic trick. 1014 00:36:42,581 --> 00:36:44,448 You know, they said it couldn't be done, 1015 00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:46,117 that the trick was designed for a woman, 1016 00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:47,986 and my junk would get all tangled. 1017 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,586 But I figured out how to solve it. 1018 00:36:49,588 --> 00:36:50,921 I think if I just tuck it all back... 1019 00:36:50,923 --> 00:36:52,590 See ya tonight. 1020 00:36:52,592 --> 00:36:53,992 Let's go! 1021 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:55,626 - (crowd cheering, pop music playing) - Hey! 1022 00:36:55,628 --> 00:36:57,461 What is this, y'all? 1023 00:36:57,463 --> 00:37:00,765 I said upscale. You took me to outer space. 1024 00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:03,133 (laughs) 1025 00:37:03,135 --> 00:37:05,769 What do you say we take it back down to Earth? 1026 00:37:05,771 --> 00:37:06,873 (whoops) 1027 00:37:08,575 --> 00:37:10,475 What? 1028 00:37:10,477 --> 00:37:11,642 This almost looks like 1029 00:37:11,644 --> 00:37:14,579 something that a cowboy might wear. 1030 00:37:14,581 --> 00:37:15,914 Are y'all looking at my chaps? 1031 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:17,816 (crowd cheering) 1032 00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:21,051 But enough horsing around. Let's take things uptown. 1033 00:37:21,053 --> 00:37:23,754 How about a good old-fashioned tuxedo? 1034 00:37:23,756 --> 00:37:25,892 There is no substitute. 1035 00:37:27,227 --> 00:37:29,561 Top of the world! 1036 00:37:29,563 --> 00:37:31,095 (crowd groaning, murmuring) 1037 00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:32,930 - Oh, shit. - GIRL: Where is it? 1038 00:37:32,932 --> 00:37:34,097 CONNER: No, uh, no. 1039 00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:35,700 It's tucked. I... 1040 00:37:35,702 --> 00:37:37,167 I shaved for the trick! 1041 00:37:37,169 --> 00:37:38,236 - Don't post those pics! - NARRATOR: As they approached 1042 00:37:38,238 --> 00:37:40,704 - the edge of the Dark Forest... - It's an illusion. 1043 00:37:40,706 --> 00:37:41,773 It's tucked, I tuck it back. 1044 00:37:41,775 --> 00:37:43,508 OWEN: Conner, just hold on. 1045 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:45,175 CONNER: Don't post those. It's a tuck-and-tape! 1046 00:37:45,177 --> 00:37:47,178 I don't know what to do right now. 1047 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,881 I want to show y'all my dick, but I can't show you my dick! 1048 00:37:49,883 --> 00:37:54,218 It's a great conundrum. It's a great conundrum! 1049 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,787 Holy shit, dude, where the fuck was your dick, dawg? 1050 00:37:56,789 --> 00:37:58,122 - What happened out there?! - (Hunter laughs) 1051 00:37:58,124 --> 00:37:59,791 What happened to the trick? 1052 00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:01,859 Conner, don't worry. Nobody saw anything. 1053 00:38:01,861 --> 00:38:03,660 I wish they had seen something! 1054 00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:05,829 Now there's 10,000 people that think I got no dick! 1055 00:38:05,831 --> 00:38:07,265 (laughs) 1056 00:38:07,267 --> 00:38:09,133 Wait, you guys know I have a dick, right? 1057 00:38:09,135 --> 00:38:11,769 - Yeah. It's just... - You do. You-you do. 1058 00:38:11,771 --> 00:38:13,537 - Yes. - I've always believed you had a dick. 1059 00:38:13,539 --> 00:38:15,807 R-Right, right, right, but, like, where was it though? 1060 00:38:15,809 --> 00:38:18,008 Because that motherfucker was gone. 1061 00:38:18,010 --> 00:38:19,244 We've gone over this. I... 1062 00:38:19,246 --> 00:38:20,845 You know I got to tuck my shit back 1063 00:38:20,847 --> 00:38:22,814 so it doesn't get tangled up in the garments. 1064 00:38:22,816 --> 00:38:24,082 - Yeah, that makes perfect sense. - Of course. 1065 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:25,883 Got to put it in between the legs. 1066 00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:26,818 Conner, don't worry about it. 1067 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:28,253 You were up there for, like, ten seconds. 1068 00:38:28,255 --> 00:38:30,622 Ten seconds is an eternity, Harry! 1069 00:38:30,624 --> 00:38:31,923 It's a third of the way to Mars! 1070 00:38:31,925 --> 00:38:33,624 Conner, we've talked about this. 1071 00:38:33,626 --> 00:38:35,727 30 Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. 1072 00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:36,928 It's not a fact. 1073 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:38,229 HUNTER: Hey, look, thank you, dawg, 1074 00:38:38,231 --> 00:38:40,097 because this shit was hilarious, fam! 1075 00:38:40,099 --> 00:38:42,767 Well, I'm so glad that I could entertain you, Hunter. 1076 00:38:42,769 --> 00:38:45,537 You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you? 1077 00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:47,037 Ah. (scoffs) I wish. 1078 00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:49,140 (scoffs) This is, like, genius prank shit right here. 1079 00:38:49,142 --> 00:38:50,841 Next level. 1080 00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:54,044 You would have to be the best prankster of all time 1081 00:38:54,046 --> 00:38:55,747 to think of something like this. 1082 00:38:55,749 --> 00:38:58,716 And, well, shit, that's... shit, that's me. 1083 00:38:58,718 --> 00:38:59,753 Maybe I did do it. 1084 00:39:00,854 --> 00:39:02,553 Nah, I didn't do it. 1085 00:39:02,555 --> 00:39:04,155 Or did I? 1086 00:39:04,157 --> 00:39:06,291 Nah, I didn't. 1087 00:39:06,293 --> 00:39:08,158 Or maybe I did. 1088 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,294 Not. Do it. 1089 00:39:10,296 --> 00:39:12,030 - Did you?! - (laughs) I didn't do it. 1090 00:39:12,032 --> 00:39:13,131 Or I did. 1091 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,765 Who knows?! I don't! (laughs) 1092 00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:16,166 Conner, don't worry, don't worry. 1093 00:39:16,168 --> 00:39:17,968 This is not news. 1094 00:39:17,970 --> 00:39:20,070 - (over TV): Don't post those! - (laughter) 1095 00:39:20,072 --> 00:39:22,606 What the fuck?! 1096 00:39:22,608 --> 00:39:26,843 The timing of that was crazy! 1097 00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:28,845 - ANNOUNCER: Conner dickless? - They should call him 1098 00:39:28,847 --> 00:39:30,948 NoDick4Real. 1099 00:39:30,950 --> 00:39:33,084 (laughter) 1100 00:39:33,086 --> 00:39:34,255 (slurping) 1101 00:39:36,923 --> 00:39:39,226 (hysterical laughter) 1102 00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:42,896 (slurping) 1103 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,267 It was tucked, Linda. It's part of the show. 1104 00:39:49,269 --> 00:39:51,001 - No, no, don't print that! - CONNER: Everywhere I look. 1105 00:39:51,003 --> 00:39:52,637 This is insane. 1106 00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:54,738 Now it's on the front page of USA Today, 1107 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,374 the most respected newspaper in the world? 1108 00:39:56,376 --> 00:39:57,774 Sweetie, relax. 1109 00:39:57,776 --> 00:39:59,811 All we need is a different story 1110 00:39:59,813 --> 00:40:01,912 - to wipe it out of the press cycle. - Mm-hmm. 1111 00:40:01,914 --> 00:40:03,914 Okay, so what? What do we do? 1112 00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:05,316 Anything. Uh, release a new single. 1113 00:40:05,318 --> 00:40:06,883 Get a crazy haircut. 1114 00:40:06,885 --> 00:40:09,954 Or, uh, take an ugly teenager to the prom. 1115 00:40:09,956 --> 00:40:10,988 All good ideas. 1116 00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:12,390 Let's keep thinking about it. 1117 00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:13,925 And I'm gonna go tweet a picture of my dick. 1118 00:40:13,927 --> 00:40:16,095 Okay, don't really do that. 1119 00:40:23,168 --> 00:40:25,903 CONNER: Ah, man, I just think it's gonna really 1120 00:40:25,905 --> 00:40:27,271 change people's perception of me 1121 00:40:27,273 --> 00:40:29,006 in a good, positive way. 1122 00:40:29,008 --> 00:40:31,008 And also, I'm really glad about the fact 1123 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:33,778 that we'll get married, too, 'cause I like her so much. 1124 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:34,745 ASHLEY: Conner, what's going on? 1125 00:40:34,747 --> 00:40:36,146 - CONNER: You'll see. - (gentle music playing) 1126 00:40:36,148 --> 00:40:37,381 ASHLEY: Oh, my God, is that music? 1127 00:40:37,383 --> 00:40:38,783 CONNER: Yeah. 1128 00:40:38,785 --> 00:40:40,218 Almost there. And... 1129 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,120 Uh-huh? 1130 00:40:42,122 --> 00:40:43,724 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 1131 00:40:45,992 --> 00:40:47,358 (gasps) 1132 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,260 ASHLEY: Are those real wolves? 1133 00:40:49,262 --> 00:40:50,394 CONNER: Yeah. 1134 00:40:50,396 --> 00:40:51,928 Conner! 1135 00:40:51,930 --> 00:40:53,664 My psychic told me 1136 00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,733 that in my previous life, I was a wolf. 1137 00:40:55,735 --> 00:40:58,169 Which makes so much sense. 1138 00:40:58,171 --> 00:41:00,872 But I can't believe that Conner remembered. 1139 00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:03,274 And you invited the press? (laughs) 1140 00:41:03,276 --> 00:41:04,675 Yeah. 1141 00:41:04,677 --> 00:41:07,178 ♪ I landed in London ♪ 1142 00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:09,881 ♪ At a quarter to noon... ♪ 1143 00:41:09,883 --> 00:41:12,216 Oh, my God. Is that, is that Seal? 1144 00:41:12,218 --> 00:41:13,350 - CONNER: Yeah. - ASHLEY: What is this? 1145 00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:14,718 What's going on? 1146 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,187 (wolf howling) 1147 00:41:16,189 --> 00:41:19,157 ♪ I know she's exquisite ♪ 1148 00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:21,358 - ♪ So I had to visit ♪ - (wolves howling) 1149 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,095 ♪ Push my back to the front... ♪ 1150 00:41:24,097 --> 00:41:27,731 Ever since I met you, I knew in my heart 1151 00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:29,367 that you were super bangin'. 1152 00:41:29,369 --> 00:41:31,702 - (laughs) - (wolves snarling) 1153 00:41:31,704 --> 00:41:33,137 Hey, uh, dude, you got to kill this music. 1154 00:41:33,139 --> 00:41:34,939 The wolves are going crazy. 1155 00:41:34,941 --> 00:41:36,073 (howling continues) 1156 00:41:36,075 --> 00:41:37,841 I can't stop Seal from singing. 1157 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:40,845 - ♪ With impeccable style... ♪ - (wolves snarling) 1158 00:41:40,847 --> 00:41:43,213 Sorry, could we get the wolves to be more quiet? 1159 00:41:43,215 --> 00:41:44,916 No. 1160 00:41:44,918 --> 00:41:47,452 ♪ You're the only girl that I want to think... ♪ 1161 00:41:47,454 --> 00:41:50,021 Ashley Wednesday... 1162 00:41:50,023 --> 00:41:52,023 will you marry me? 1163 00:41:52,025 --> 00:41:54,425 ♪ Please freaking say yes, girl... ♪ 1164 00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:57,028 Yes! (laughs) Yes! 1165 00:41:57,030 --> 00:41:59,162 - The wolves are loose! - (people screaming) 1166 00:41:59,164 --> 00:42:01,131 - Shit! - Shit! Okay. 1167 00:42:01,133 --> 00:42:03,166 - Oh, God! - Go, run, now! 1168 00:42:03,168 --> 00:42:05,369 (wolves snarling) 1169 00:42:05,371 --> 00:42:07,472 - (screaming continues) - (gunfire) 1170 00:42:07,474 --> 00:42:08,842 Run! 1171 00:42:11,077 --> 00:42:12,977 HELICOPTER REPORTER: Jesus Christ! 1172 00:42:12,979 --> 00:42:15,113 - We got wild animals... - (gunshot) 1173 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,379 (screaming continues) 1174 00:42:16,381 --> 00:42:17,448 Seal! 1175 00:42:17,450 --> 00:42:18,783 Seal, come on! 1176 00:42:18,785 --> 00:42:20,017 - Hurry! - (sighs) 1177 00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:21,919 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. For a second... 1178 00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:23,354 - (snarling) - (screaming) 1179 00:42:23,356 --> 00:42:25,455 - Seal! - Seal! 1180 00:42:25,457 --> 00:42:26,823 - Shit! Oh! - (neck snaps) 1181 00:42:26,825 --> 00:42:28,792 (howls) 1182 00:42:28,794 --> 00:42:30,995 - Seal! - Oh, my God! You got him, dude! 1183 00:42:30,997 --> 00:42:33,164 Don't worry. I've been in this situation before. 1184 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,932 How do you think I got these scars? 1185 00:42:34,934 --> 00:42:37,100 - From wolves? - Fucking wolves. 1186 00:42:37,102 --> 00:42:38,836 - (engine starts) - Now, let's get out of here... 1187 00:42:38,838 --> 00:42:40,037 - (screaming) - (wolf snarling) 1188 00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:41,204 What the fuck?! 1189 00:42:41,206 --> 00:42:42,840 - Go! Go! - Go! 1190 00:42:42,842 --> 00:42:44,941 - (screaming) - We killed Seal! 1191 00:42:44,943 --> 00:42:47,512 - He's dead! Seal is dead! - He's dead! 1192 00:42:47,514 --> 00:42:51,115 REPORTER: Conner4Real is being sued by R&B singer Seal for... 1193 00:42:51,117 --> 00:42:52,816 Why would he do that to Seal? 1194 00:42:52,818 --> 00:42:54,251 - I don't even know... - Conner4Real is such a joke. 1195 00:42:54,253 --> 00:42:55,887 He disappointed all of us. I mean... 1196 00:42:55,889 --> 00:42:57,320 Did you see that proposal? It was so fake. 1197 00:42:57,322 --> 00:42:58,890 Like, I don't even think they like each other. 1198 00:42:58,892 --> 00:42:59,957 Why did they do that to Seal? 1199 00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:01,325 He doesn't even have a dick. 1200 00:43:01,327 --> 00:43:03,160 I used to like Conner4Real, but now I wish 1201 00:43:03,162 --> 00:43:04,829 he would just go away. 1202 00:43:04,831 --> 00:43:06,296 - (crowd cheering) - JIMMY FALLON: My first guest, 1203 00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:08,365 Conner4Real! 1204 00:43:08,367 --> 00:43:10,401 CONNER: I just want to thank Seal again 1205 00:43:10,403 --> 00:43:11,501 and wish him a fast recovery. 1206 00:43:11,503 --> 00:43:12,970 He's gonna be fine. 1207 00:43:12,972 --> 00:43:14,238 - That's great news. - (applause) 1208 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,972 That's great news, and congrats again 1209 00:43:15,974 --> 00:43:17,307 - to you and Ashley. - Thank you, thank you. 1210 00:43:17,309 --> 00:43:20,178 And, you know, don't forget CONNquest in stores now. 1211 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,912 - Cop that. - Yeah, absolutely. - (crowd cheering) 1212 00:43:21,914 --> 00:43:23,414 Absolutely. 1213 00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:25,582 Can I, can I just fanboy out for a second? 1214 00:43:25,584 --> 00:43:27,984 Uh, because my-my favorite thing of yours 1215 00:43:27,986 --> 00:43:30,454 - from-from back in the day, the "Donkey Roll." - Oh. 1216 00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:31,955 - You guys know... - (crowd cheering) 1217 00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:34,291 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - For the kids out there, 1218 00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:36,827 The "Donkey Roll" is from Conner's old group 1219 00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:37,995 the Style Boyz. 1220 00:43:37,997 --> 00:43:40,298 - When I... - (crowd cheering) 1221 00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,332 - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? I don't want to brag, 1222 00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:44,968 but I used to do a mean "Donkey Roll" back in college. 1223 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:47,104 - I'm just saying. - Oh, for real? 1224 00:43:47,106 --> 00:43:50,341 Some-some said I-I did it better than yours. 1225 00:43:50,343 --> 00:43:52,376 - Oh. - (crowd oohing) 1226 00:43:52,378 --> 00:43:53,878 - Come on, now. - No... 1227 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,912 - Don't do that, Jimmy Fallon. - (laughter) 1228 00:43:55,914 --> 00:43:58,448 I think I saw Kid Contact backstage. 1229 00:43:58,450 --> 00:44:00,383 Do you think that we could get him out here and...? 1230 00:44:00,385 --> 00:44:01,586 (crowd cheering) 1231 00:44:01,588 --> 00:44:03,354 I doubt he'd be into it. 1232 00:44:03,356 --> 00:44:06,023 (wild cheering) 1233 00:44:06,025 --> 00:44:08,526 Y'all set me up? 1234 00:44:08,528 --> 00:44:10,494 Oh! 1235 00:44:10,496 --> 00:44:13,497 Okay, I'll be filling in for Kid Brain! 1236 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:15,633 Roots, "Donkey Roll" up! 1237 00:44:15,635 --> 00:44:17,871 ♪ Let me see that donkey roll ♪ 1238 00:44:20,206 --> 00:44:21,972 ♪ Donkey roll... ♪ 1239 00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:23,407 I loved the "Donkey Roll." 1240 00:44:23,409 --> 00:44:25,309 USHER: The "Donkey Roll" was the shit. 1241 00:44:25,311 --> 00:44:27,010 That's the reason why I dance. 1242 00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,312 WIN BUTLER: Every junior high dance 1243 00:44:28,314 --> 00:44:30,247 had to end with the "Donkey Roll." 1244 00:44:30,249 --> 00:44:31,983 USHER: I dreamed of doing the "Donkey Roll" 1245 00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:33,050 onstage with them. 1246 00:44:33,052 --> 00:44:36,053 ♪ Donkey roll. ♪ 1247 00:44:36,055 --> 00:44:37,521 - (crowd cheering) - Yo, everybody! 1248 00:44:37,523 --> 00:44:39,523 OWEN: It's all right! Thank you, buddy. 1249 00:44:39,525 --> 00:44:43,494 Yo, dude, how fun was that shit? 1250 00:44:43,496 --> 00:44:45,363 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 1251 00:44:45,365 --> 00:44:46,930 I wish Lawrence could've been here. 1252 00:44:46,932 --> 00:44:48,599 Owen, that sucked. 1253 00:44:48,601 --> 00:44:50,667 I'm trying to sell a record, not stroll down memory lane. 1254 00:44:50,669 --> 00:44:52,169 That shit made me look like a has-been. 1255 00:44:52,171 --> 00:44:53,437 (chuckles) Come on, man. 1256 00:44:53,439 --> 00:44:54,604 The crowd loved it. 1257 00:44:54,606 --> 00:44:56,340 Whatever, man. 1258 00:44:56,342 --> 00:44:57,908 (door opens) 1259 00:44:57,910 --> 00:44:59,276 All right. 1260 00:44:59,278 --> 00:45:00,581 (grunts) 1261 00:45:07,686 --> 00:45:11,088 HARRY: Well, look, you have to understand something. 1262 00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:13,356 Conner's lived a very blessed life. 1263 00:45:13,358 --> 00:45:15,225 He got very successful very, very young. 1264 00:45:15,227 --> 00:45:17,093 - MAN: No, no, no... - HARRY: And because of that, 1265 00:45:17,095 --> 00:45:20,330 he never really learned to handle adversity 1266 00:45:20,332 --> 00:45:21,532 in an adult way. 1267 00:45:21,534 --> 00:45:22,934 How many people here 1268 00:45:22,936 --> 00:45:24,968 bought my new album, CONNquest? 1269 00:45:24,970 --> 00:45:27,238 - (crowd cheering) - All y'all liars! 1270 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,571 I know you didn't buy it! 1271 00:45:28,573 --> 00:45:31,207 Do you guys even like me anymore? 1272 00:45:31,209 --> 00:45:32,542 REPORTER: Could've seen this coming. 1273 00:45:32,544 --> 00:45:34,445 Conner4Real dumped by new fiancée Ashley Wednesday. 1274 00:45:34,447 --> 00:45:35,512 PAPARAZZI: Hey, Conner! 1275 00:45:35,514 --> 00:45:37,048 Why did Ashley dump you, brah? 1276 00:45:37,050 --> 00:45:39,316 - Get the fuck off my ass. - Yo, man! 1277 00:45:39,318 --> 00:45:41,484 - CONNER: Son of a bitch! - Yo, I could really use you 1278 00:45:41,486 --> 00:45:43,287 - out here, man. - Mm-hmm. 1279 00:45:43,289 --> 00:45:45,356 - Yo, w-we're in Denver tomorrow. - (Conner yelling, glass breaks) 1280 00:45:45,358 --> 00:45:47,457 Come through. I-I'll send a car for you. 1281 00:45:47,459 --> 00:45:48,658 He really wants to apologize? 1282 00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:49,727 - Yes, dude. - (goat bleating) 1283 00:45:49,729 --> 00:45:51,128 Stop. Down. 1284 00:45:51,130 --> 00:45:52,495 This business can be crazy, man. 1285 00:45:52,497 --> 00:45:53,530 That's why it's so important 1286 00:45:53,532 --> 00:45:55,131 to be around people that you trust, 1287 00:45:55,133 --> 00:45:56,367 that you've grown up with. 1288 00:45:56,369 --> 00:45:57,334 - (laughs) I mean... - What is that? 1289 00:45:57,336 --> 00:45:59,135 OWEN: And plus, Lawrence was always 1290 00:45:59,137 --> 00:46:00,570 the one who could cheer Conner up. 1291 00:46:00,572 --> 00:46:02,273 You know? 1292 00:46:02,275 --> 00:46:03,374 (laughter) 1293 00:46:03,376 --> 00:46:05,075 - Mm-hmm. - Dude, please. 1294 00:46:05,077 --> 00:46:08,012 He really needs his real friends right now. 1295 00:46:08,014 --> 00:46:09,213 He needs you. 1296 00:46:09,215 --> 00:46:10,613 (goat bleating) 1297 00:46:10,615 --> 00:46:12,149 Yo, what's that sound in the background? 1298 00:46:12,151 --> 00:46:13,149 Oh, it's just, uh, 1299 00:46:13,151 --> 00:46:14,452 my girlfriend. 1300 00:46:14,454 --> 00:46:16,120 I'm having sex with her. 1301 00:46:16,122 --> 00:46:18,321 All right, man. Uh, maybe. 1302 00:46:18,323 --> 00:46:20,490 You know, maybe. I'll think about it. 1303 00:46:20,492 --> 00:46:22,459 OWEN: So last night, I caught a little bit 1304 00:46:22,461 --> 00:46:24,028 of this obscure old movie 1305 00:46:24,030 --> 00:46:25,329 called The Parent Trap, right? 1306 00:46:25,331 --> 00:46:27,664 And in that movie, these two little redheaded girls, 1307 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:31,568 they get the idea to trick their divorced parents 1308 00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:33,771 into falling back in love with each other. 1309 00:46:33,773 --> 00:46:35,205 So I was like, yo, 1310 00:46:35,207 --> 00:46:37,408 if I just get Lawrence and Conner 1311 00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:39,410 in the same room together, 1312 00:46:39,412 --> 00:46:42,012 boom, they're gonna realize that they're friends, 1313 00:46:42,014 --> 00:46:44,682 and we all can all be buddies again. 1314 00:46:44,684 --> 00:46:46,186 ♪ ♪ 1315 00:46:53,693 --> 00:46:56,093 TYRUS: ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 1316 00:46:56,095 --> 00:46:59,562 ♪ You're an overrated piece of shit ♪ 1317 00:46:59,564 --> 00:47:01,365 ♪ What the fuck is this garbage? ♪ 1318 00:47:01,367 --> 00:47:03,401 CONNER: Tyrus! Shut up, man! 1319 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,068 - We're watching TV. - Quiet, dude! 1320 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:07,171 Leave the singing to the professionals, please. Yeah? 1321 00:47:07,173 --> 00:47:09,340 You're right. I-I'm sorry. 1322 00:47:09,342 --> 00:47:11,311 And cut softer, dawg. 1323 00:47:16,548 --> 00:47:18,416 ♪ Dedicated to the people of Ethpania... ♪ 1324 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:21,385 CONNER: We were on the road in Spain, 1325 00:47:21,387 --> 00:47:24,354 and I noticed that the people there 1326 00:47:24,356 --> 00:47:26,689 pronounce the letter "S" 1327 00:47:26,691 --> 00:47:29,526 with, like, a T-H, "the," sound. 1328 00:47:29,528 --> 00:47:32,095 So instead of saying "Spain," 1329 00:47:32,097 --> 00:47:34,765 they say "Thpain," you know? 1330 00:47:34,767 --> 00:47:38,169 And it's like the whole country has a crazy speech impediment. 1331 00:47:38,171 --> 00:47:40,771 Um, so I wrote a "thong" about that. 1332 00:47:40,773 --> 00:47:44,675 ♪ Now theeng! In Ibithathathathathatha ♪ 1333 00:47:44,677 --> 00:47:49,245 ♪ Every day's a fiethta-thta-thta ♪ 1334 00:47:49,247 --> 00:47:52,149 ♪ Speakers boom on the dance floor, floor, floor... ♪ 1335 00:47:52,151 --> 00:47:54,318 Don't post those pics! Don't post those pics! 1336 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,586 ♪ Everyone is a thtar, thtar, thtar, thtar ♪ 1337 00:47:56,588 --> 00:47:59,557 ♪ Our tummies are full of pae-jhay-ah... ♪ 1338 00:47:59,559 --> 00:48:01,658 - (whooping) - All right! 1339 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:03,626 - Ah, thanks, man. - Man, good shit! 1340 00:48:03,628 --> 00:48:05,361 You dropped it perfect right on that one. 1341 00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:06,729 - Oh, thanks, man. - Oh, thanks. 1342 00:48:06,731 --> 00:48:09,265 Oh, hey, um, I invited Lawrence 1343 00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:10,800 to come to the after-party tonight. 1344 00:48:10,802 --> 00:48:12,803 - So he might be here. - What? Lawrence is here? 1345 00:48:12,805 --> 00:48:14,805 Yeah, man. Oh, you know, I told you 1346 00:48:14,807 --> 00:48:16,874 he lives right nearby here, so I just thought 1347 00:48:16,876 --> 00:48:18,508 it'd be cool for him to come. 1348 00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:20,410 He actually, he wanted to apologize to you... 1349 00:48:20,412 --> 00:48:21,644 Owen. 1350 00:48:21,646 --> 00:48:23,549 Are you trying to Parent Trap us? 1351 00:48:24,883 --> 00:48:26,850 No. 1352 00:48:26,852 --> 00:48:29,687 CONNER: God, he looks like a caveman. 1353 00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:32,555 Look at this fool. He's about to murder somebody. 1354 00:48:32,557 --> 00:48:35,258 OWEN: I think it's just the lighting in the limo. 1355 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,693 - What?! - No, seriously. 1356 00:48:36,695 --> 00:48:39,329 I think that... that's just his resting face. 1357 00:48:39,331 --> 00:48:41,499 - He's just relaxing. - So what, he just 1358 00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:43,434 apologizes to me, and I'm supposed to forgive him, 1359 00:48:43,436 --> 00:48:46,169 and then we go back to being a big, happy family? 1360 00:48:46,171 --> 00:48:47,738 Something like that. 1361 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:48,838 Yeah. 1362 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,143 (sighs) All right. 1363 00:48:55,814 --> 00:48:57,814 OWEN: Style Boyz. 1364 00:48:57,816 --> 00:48:59,718 In the house. Right? 1365 00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:09,693 - Nah. Fuck this. - No. - No. No. 1366 00:49:09,695 --> 00:49:10,760 Fans got through the gate. 1367 00:49:10,762 --> 00:49:12,363 - We got to lock up. - LAWRENCE: Let me out, man. 1368 00:49:12,365 --> 00:49:14,631 Yo, unlock the doors. 1369 00:49:14,633 --> 00:49:16,600 Yeah, you should go, man. Bail... that's your move. 1370 00:49:16,602 --> 00:49:18,903 That's not my move. That's your move. You bailed. 1371 00:49:18,905 --> 00:49:20,937 I didn't bail. People like me best, 1372 00:49:20,939 --> 00:49:22,705 and you couldn't handle it, so I did my own thing. 1373 00:49:22,707 --> 00:49:24,707 People like you best 'cause of the shit I wrote. 1374 00:49:24,709 --> 00:49:26,709 They don't like your shit, they like my shit, 1375 00:49:26,711 --> 00:49:29,280 - and they don't even know it. - Take a look around, Lawrence. 1376 00:49:29,282 --> 00:49:31,182 If you were so important to my success, 1377 00:49:31,184 --> 00:49:32,749 how come my solo shit's way bigger 1378 00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:34,184 than Style Boyz ever was? 1379 00:49:34,186 --> 00:49:35,818 You had Owen making all your beats. 1380 00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:38,388 And now you ditched him, and your shit's tanking. 1381 00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:40,256 Why can't you just give me any credit, man? 1382 00:49:40,258 --> 00:49:41,392 Just admit that I'm talented. 1383 00:49:41,394 --> 00:49:43,861 Why can't you admit that I wrote the catchphrase verse? 1384 00:49:43,863 --> 00:49:45,930 - Oh, this shit again. - None of this garbage out here 1385 00:49:45,932 --> 00:49:47,198 - is possible without me. - GIRL: Conner! 1386 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,133 - Admit that shit. - I love you! 1387 00:49:48,135 --> 00:49:49,867 Man, what the fuck is going on out there? 1388 00:49:49,869 --> 00:49:51,801 - WOMAN: Conner, sign my tits! - Oh, what, this? 1389 00:49:51,803 --> 00:49:53,870 This is just some beautiful-ass titties, man. 1390 00:49:53,872 --> 00:49:56,740 My fans ask me to sign them all the time, 1391 00:49:56,742 --> 00:49:59,510 because they love me, and I love them, Lawrence. 1392 00:49:59,512 --> 00:50:01,711 And you know what? You need to grow up, dude. 1393 00:50:01,713 --> 00:50:03,479 Because this right here, 1394 00:50:03,481 --> 00:50:05,716 this is what it's all about, my friend. 1395 00:50:05,718 --> 00:50:07,450 Making art. 1396 00:50:07,452 --> 00:50:08,718 Connecting with people. 1397 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,254 This is that rock star life, my man, 1398 00:50:11,256 --> 00:50:13,890 and I'm slurping it down like a big old 1399 00:50:13,892 --> 00:50:15,825 - fat milkshake. - Hey, Conner? 1400 00:50:15,827 --> 00:50:18,729 - Not now, Owen! I'm gonna sign these titties. - I'm just... 1401 00:50:18,731 --> 00:50:21,631 So sit back and watch how it's done, my friend. 1402 00:50:21,633 --> 00:50:24,367 I'm gonna... Oh, shit! Oh! It's a dick! 1403 00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:26,236 That's one of your fans, man. Go for it. 1404 00:50:26,238 --> 00:50:27,570 - Ooh! - Can you make it out to Jenna? 1405 00:50:27,572 --> 00:50:28,771 - Oh, hello. - That's me. 1406 00:50:28,773 --> 00:50:29,872 It's nice to meet you. 1407 00:50:29,874 --> 00:50:31,841 - That's my fiancé's penis. - Ah. 1408 00:50:31,843 --> 00:50:34,245 - MAN: Big fan. - Thanks, man. So tight. 1409 00:50:34,247 --> 00:50:35,845 Okay, he's inside. 1410 00:50:35,847 --> 00:50:36,981 I'm just gonna... 1411 00:50:36,983 --> 00:50:38,983 (nervous chuckling) 1412 00:50:38,985 --> 00:50:41,484 ...do the old John Hancock. 1413 00:50:41,486 --> 00:50:43,553 Are you guys getting back together? Style Boyz? 1414 00:50:43,555 --> 00:50:45,823 - No. - No. Right on. - We're thinking about it. 1415 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,957 I'm gonna roll the window up now, so just... 1416 00:50:47,959 --> 00:50:49,026 Thanks for coming by. 1417 00:50:49,028 --> 00:50:51,995 - Great to meet you guys. - I rest my case, Lawrence. 1418 00:50:51,997 --> 00:50:54,832 You think you know what's up, but in fact, 1419 00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:57,834 you, my friend, have no idea what's going on. 1420 00:50:57,836 --> 00:50:59,836 Don't call me again. 1421 00:50:59,838 --> 00:51:00,937 Lawrence, dude. 1422 00:51:00,939 --> 00:51:03,774 Don't leave like that. 1423 00:51:03,776 --> 00:51:05,309 Shit. 1424 00:51:05,311 --> 00:51:07,477 We should probably hit the car wash. 1425 00:51:07,479 --> 00:51:08,979 (thunder crashes) 1426 00:51:08,981 --> 00:51:11,048 (dramatic hip-hop music playing) 1427 00:51:11,050 --> 00:51:12,850 ♪ All work and no play ♪ 1428 00:51:12,852 --> 00:51:14,584 ♪ Make Hunter go crazy ♪ 1429 00:51:14,586 --> 00:51:16,419 ♪ All play and no work ♪ 1430 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,488 ♪ Make Hunter feel just as depressed ♪ 1431 00:51:18,490 --> 00:51:19,890 ♪ I'm O.J., I'm Simpson ♪ 1432 00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:21,591 ♪ I'm Martha, I'm Plimpton... ♪ 1433 00:51:21,593 --> 00:51:23,894 Finally heard back from the Poppies. 1434 00:51:23,896 --> 00:51:26,396 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. They-they love you. 1435 00:51:26,398 --> 00:51:28,432 Um, they just... 1436 00:51:28,434 --> 00:51:31,001 they just don't have enough room for you this year. 1437 00:51:31,003 --> 00:51:32,769 What? For real? 1438 00:51:32,771 --> 00:51:34,738 Yeah, it's a bummer. I know. 1439 00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:38,341 I told them to keep us in mind if anything changes. 1440 00:51:38,343 --> 00:51:39,475 It could come around. 1441 00:51:39,477 --> 00:51:41,745 HARRY: This business is tough. 1442 00:51:41,747 --> 00:51:45,649 The highs are high, and the lows are low. 1443 00:51:45,651 --> 00:51:47,718 You know? It's like a wave. 1444 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,486 You just got to learn how to ride the wave, you know? 1445 00:51:50,488 --> 00:51:52,588 It's up and down, just like that. 1446 00:51:52,590 --> 00:51:55,024 Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe? 1447 00:51:55,026 --> 00:51:57,561 Bartending. 1448 00:51:57,563 --> 00:51:59,595 Style Boyz. 1449 00:51:59,597 --> 00:52:00,997 Conner4Real. 1450 00:52:00,999 --> 00:52:03,033 (chuckles) 1451 00:52:03,035 --> 00:52:06,070 That means I might be going down again soon. 1452 00:52:06,072 --> 00:52:07,937 ♪ Hey-ya, hey-ya, ho, hey-ya, hey-ya, ho... ♪ 1453 00:52:07,939 --> 00:52:10,073 Harry, he's 30 minutes over. 1454 00:52:10,075 --> 00:52:12,008 I'm sure he'll be done soon. 1455 00:52:12,010 --> 00:52:13,910 I'm never gonna leave this stage! 1456 00:52:13,912 --> 00:52:16,546 - I'm gonna die up here! - (crowd cheering) 1457 00:52:16,548 --> 00:52:18,048 All right, that's it. 1458 00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:19,615 Owen, get your gear. 1459 00:52:19,617 --> 00:52:21,417 - Got it. - Frank, cue it up. 1460 00:52:21,419 --> 00:52:22,919 Conner, what are you doing? 1461 00:52:22,921 --> 00:52:24,454 I'm going on, Harry! 1462 00:52:24,456 --> 00:52:25,722 You better get a bedpan! 1463 00:52:25,724 --> 00:52:27,624 I'm-a be here all night, bitch! 1464 00:52:27,626 --> 00:52:30,794 - (cheering) - Who came here to see Hunter the Hungry, huh? 1465 00:52:30,796 --> 00:52:32,729 (electronic warbling) 1466 00:52:32,731 --> 00:52:34,631 CONNER: And who came here to see 1467 00:52:34,633 --> 00:52:36,066 Conner4Real? 1468 00:52:36,068 --> 00:52:37,370 (crowd cheering) 1469 00:52:41,773 --> 00:52:44,643 CONNER: What's up, y'all? 1470 00:52:50,883 --> 00:52:52,319 (laughs) 1471 00:52:53,852 --> 00:52:55,718 - What'd you just say? - (hip-hop music playing) 1472 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,620 Contact, skip the intro. 1473 00:52:57,622 --> 00:52:58,988 - Go to "Humble." - ♪ Stompin' through the forest ♪ 1474 00:52:58,990 --> 00:52:59,856 ♪ Like a retarded tyrannosaurus... ♪ 1475 00:52:59,858 --> 00:53:01,492 ("I'm So Humble" playing simultaneously) 1476 00:53:01,494 --> 00:53:03,794 ♪ Y'all know I be the most humblest... ♪ 1477 00:53:03,796 --> 00:53:05,829 ♪ In the back of a Ford Taurus, fuck a chorus... ♪ 1478 00:53:05,831 --> 00:53:07,898 ♪ On top of the humble list, my... ♪ 1479 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:09,399 (electronic tone blaring) 1480 00:53:09,401 --> 00:53:11,104 (crowd screaming) 1481 00:53:14,106 --> 00:53:16,707 - All right, Harry, we got to talk. - I know. 1482 00:53:16,709 --> 00:53:18,541 - That was a mess out there tonight. - Yeah. 1483 00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:19,776 We have to get rid of Hunter. 1484 00:53:19,778 --> 00:53:21,611 We can't fire Hunter, Conner. 1485 00:53:21,613 --> 00:53:23,914 I mean, he's one of the reasons that the tour sold out. 1486 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:25,015 I want him off the tour. 1487 00:53:25,017 --> 00:53:28,785 Well, look, he's number one on BonkoHub right now. 1488 00:53:28,787 --> 00:53:30,019 Well, what number are we? 1489 00:53:30,021 --> 00:53:32,455 Numbers don't matter. Come on, you know that. 1490 00:53:32,457 --> 00:53:34,091 - God. - Hey, could we talk about this helmet? 1491 00:53:34,093 --> 00:53:36,959 - It's crazy heavy, and it's really hurting my back. - Owen, 1492 00:53:36,961 --> 00:53:39,028 why are you talking right now? Why are you in this meeting? 1493 00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:40,597 I'm in all of our meetings. 1494 00:53:40,599 --> 00:53:41,899 Dude, just leave, all right? 1495 00:53:41,901 --> 00:53:43,566 Go have a meeting with Lawrence. 1496 00:53:43,568 --> 00:53:44,667 You know, it's not my fault 1497 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:45,803 that the album's not selling, okay? 1498 00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:46,903 Don't take it out on me. 1499 00:53:46,905 --> 00:53:47,972 Great. 1500 00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:51,008 Harry, we have to get rid of Hunter, all right? 1501 00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:52,742 I'm not asking, I'm telling. 1502 00:53:52,744 --> 00:53:54,611 You represent me, not him. 1503 00:53:54,613 --> 00:53:57,747 Okay, look, well, actually... 1504 00:53:57,749 --> 00:53:59,485 technically... 1505 00:54:01,787 --> 00:54:04,454 Full disclosure: I represent both of you. 1506 00:54:04,456 --> 00:54:06,657 What? 1507 00:54:06,659 --> 00:54:09,026 Yeah. 1508 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,193 You signed him? 1509 00:54:10,195 --> 00:54:11,528 Conner, come on. 1510 00:54:11,530 --> 00:54:12,629 Are you kidding me, Harry? 1511 00:54:12,631 --> 00:54:13,830 It's just business. 1512 00:54:13,832 --> 00:54:15,198 It's not to me! 1513 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,767 All right, look, decide right now, him or me. 1514 00:54:17,769 --> 00:54:18,869 Come on, don't go there. 1515 00:54:18,871 --> 00:54:20,671 Look, I got a family to feed. 1516 00:54:20,673 --> 00:54:22,071 What? No, you don't! 1517 00:54:22,073 --> 00:54:24,173 - I have a niece. - We all have a niece! 1518 00:54:24,175 --> 00:54:25,209 You know what? 1519 00:54:25,211 --> 00:54:27,678 (laughs) You're fired. 1520 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,546 Conner, you... you're just... 1521 00:54:29,548 --> 00:54:31,551 you're upset and you're overreacting. 1522 00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:34,751 Okay, now I got to collate that. 1523 00:54:34,753 --> 00:54:36,586 Great. Have fun collating. 1524 00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:39,523 There's no fun in collating! 1525 00:54:39,525 --> 00:54:41,892 CONNER: What's up, my confidants? 1526 00:54:41,894 --> 00:54:43,994 Who can you really trust? 1527 00:54:43,996 --> 00:54:45,995 I thought I could trust my manager, 1528 00:54:45,997 --> 00:54:48,265 but it turned out he was stabbing me in the back 1529 00:54:48,267 --> 00:54:49,765 the whole time. 1530 00:54:49,767 --> 00:54:52,202 I thought I could trust Seal. 1531 00:54:52,204 --> 00:54:54,537 I thought I could trust the Yelp reviews 1532 00:54:54,539 --> 00:54:56,273 of PartyWolves.com. 1533 00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:58,608 Really makes you think, doesn't it? 1534 00:54:58,610 --> 00:55:02,178 Who's out there, scheming behind my back, 1535 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:04,213 trying to take what I built? 1536 00:55:04,215 --> 00:55:07,584 I need to find out who I can really trust. 1537 00:55:07,586 --> 00:55:08,584 ♪ ♪ 1538 00:55:08,586 --> 00:55:10,053 (dog barking in distance) 1539 00:55:10,055 --> 00:55:10,957 (groans) 1540 00:55:17,162 --> 00:55:19,262 (whistling a tune) 1541 00:55:19,264 --> 00:55:22,231 All right, y'all, come and get 'em! 1542 00:55:22,233 --> 00:55:25,035 - Conner's fancy flapjacks! Right here! - Whoa! 1543 00:55:25,037 --> 00:55:27,137 - (laughs) - Wow! - Thanks, Conn. 1544 00:55:27,139 --> 00:55:29,539 Eat up, eat up, eat up, eat up. 1545 00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:31,177 (low grunting) 1546 00:55:32,845 --> 00:55:34,711 - Mm! - Sponge, 1547 00:55:34,713 --> 00:55:35,945 you liking those pancakes? 1548 00:55:35,947 --> 00:55:38,247 - They're so good. Yeah. - Yeah. 1549 00:55:38,249 --> 00:55:40,117 Eddie? Feeling these? 1550 00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:41,751 (inhales) 1551 00:55:41,753 --> 00:55:43,220 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 1552 00:55:43,222 --> 00:55:45,289 (retches) Dude, I'm sorry. 1553 00:55:45,291 --> 00:55:47,724 I can't. Conn, these are terrible, man. 1554 00:55:47,726 --> 00:55:48,858 I'm really sorry. 1555 00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:50,093 (whispers): Thank you, Owen. 1556 00:55:50,095 --> 00:55:51,628 Truly. 1557 00:55:51,630 --> 00:55:54,131 - Okay. - And the rest of you liked them? 1558 00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:55,198 Yeah. 1559 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,166 Yup. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1560 00:55:57,168 --> 00:55:59,169 Well... that's very disappointing, 1561 00:55:59,171 --> 00:56:00,836 because they are not good. 1562 00:56:00,838 --> 00:56:02,872 - I knew it. - And the reason they're not good 1563 00:56:02,874 --> 00:56:05,108 is because I put dog shit in them. 1564 00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,977 - What?! - Aw, dang, dude! 1565 00:56:06,979 --> 00:56:09,111 - That's nasty! - Oh, that's... hilarious. - (coughing) 1566 00:56:09,113 --> 00:56:10,814 The reason that I did that 1567 00:56:10,816 --> 00:56:12,883 is to see who would tell me the truth! 1568 00:56:12,885 --> 00:56:14,751 Oh... Conn, that's mad smart! 1569 00:56:14,753 --> 00:56:16,787 - Yeah, he's always two steps ahead. - CONNER: No. 1570 00:56:16,789 --> 00:56:18,722 No, stop doing that, you guys. 1571 00:56:18,724 --> 00:56:20,256 This is what I'm talking about. You can't just agree 1572 00:56:20,258 --> 00:56:22,191 - with everything I say. - No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. 1573 00:56:22,193 --> 00:56:24,595 - It's not helpful. - Got to be honest. 1574 00:56:24,597 --> 00:56:26,662 No, you're doing it again, all right? Just stop! 1575 00:56:26,664 --> 00:56:28,599 You fed us dog shit? 1576 00:56:28,601 --> 00:56:30,934 - What is wrong with you?! - Owen, chill out, man. 1577 00:56:30,936 --> 00:56:33,236 You're the only one who passed the test. You're good. 1578 00:56:33,238 --> 00:56:36,173 How the fuck can you think I was one of your lackeys, dude? 1579 00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:37,374 I'm your oldest friend. 1580 00:56:37,376 --> 00:56:39,809 - Hey, we're friends! - We're all friends. 1581 00:56:39,811 --> 00:56:41,678 I should've told you to fuck off years ago, 1582 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,146 but instead I just let you become 1583 00:56:43,148 --> 00:56:45,182 - a bigger and bigger dick. - Look, I'm sorry, 1584 00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:47,617 but I've kept you on the tour, I keep you paid, 1585 00:56:47,619 --> 00:56:48,885 I put food on the table! 1586 00:56:48,887 --> 00:56:50,120 With dog shit in it! 1587 00:56:50,122 --> 00:56:52,254 It's the thought that counts, man! 1588 00:56:52,256 --> 00:56:54,091 Oh, my God, that's it. I quit. 1589 00:56:54,093 --> 00:56:55,358 You can't quit. 1590 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,093 What do I even do anymore, Conner? 1591 00:56:57,095 --> 00:57:00,631 I push play on an iPod in a robot costume. 1592 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:01,965 All right, fine, then. 1593 00:57:01,967 --> 00:57:03,666 Go. 1594 00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:05,170 Fine. 1595 00:57:06,238 --> 00:57:07,340 Fine. 1596 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,075 (quietly): Fine. 1597 00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:19,916 (birds chirping) 1598 00:57:19,918 --> 00:57:21,417 CONNER: Maximus? 1599 00:57:21,419 --> 00:57:23,155 I'm home, buddy. 1600 00:57:24,657 --> 00:57:26,722 (groans) Sometimes he kicks it in here. 1601 00:57:26,724 --> 00:57:27,823 Max! 1602 00:57:27,825 --> 00:57:30,026 (chittering in distance) 1603 00:57:30,028 --> 00:57:31,794 You hear that? 1604 00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:33,129 (chittering) 1605 00:57:33,131 --> 00:57:34,731 Max? 1606 00:57:34,733 --> 00:57:36,265 What are you doing? 1607 00:57:36,267 --> 00:57:37,733 What's wrong with you? 1608 00:57:37,735 --> 00:57:39,736 - Why are you all white? - (chittering) 1609 00:57:39,738 --> 00:57:41,370 Why is he making that sound? 1610 00:57:41,372 --> 00:57:44,408 - (retching) - Oh! Oh, fuck! 1611 00:57:44,410 --> 00:57:45,941 There's something wrong with Maximus! 1612 00:57:45,943 --> 00:57:48,345 His scales are all ashy. Come on! 1613 00:57:48,347 --> 00:57:49,912 (tires screech) 1614 00:57:49,914 --> 00:57:52,682 - (reporters clamoring) - No! Get out of the way! 1615 00:57:52,684 --> 00:57:55,385 Move! Come on! 1616 00:57:55,387 --> 00:57:58,088 Please, please move! My turtle is sick! 1617 00:57:58,090 --> 00:58:00,256 I got to get him to the hospital! 1618 00:58:00,258 --> 00:58:01,791 - He's gonna die! - (chittering) 1619 00:58:01,793 --> 00:58:05,964 (sobbing): Maximus...! 1620 00:58:08,032 --> 00:58:09,899 (bagpipes playing "Amazing Grace") 1621 00:58:09,901 --> 00:58:12,401 CONNER: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 1622 00:58:12,403 --> 00:58:16,907 I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. 1623 00:58:16,909 --> 00:58:19,809 Maximus was my best friend, 1624 00:58:19,811 --> 00:58:22,278 who struggled daily with soggy bone syndrome, 1625 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,414 but never complained once. 1626 00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:27,084 MAN: ...Conner4Real fighting with Martin Sheen 1627 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:29,151 - gets knocked the "F" out. - The guy from The West Wing? 1628 00:58:29,153 --> 00:58:31,320 - Attica! Attica! Attica! - Things going from bad to worse 1629 00:58:31,322 --> 00:58:33,222 for Conner4Real, seen unconscious 1630 00:58:33,224 --> 00:58:35,858 rolling around town on a hoverboard. 1631 00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,827 CONNER: Now go, and join your family 1632 00:58:37,829 --> 00:58:40,363 in turtle heaven. 1633 00:58:40,365 --> 00:58:42,368 (bagpipes continue playing "Amazing Grace") 1634 00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:45,901 - (crowd cheering) - Fuck yeah! 1635 00:58:45,903 --> 00:58:48,238 ♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty ♪ 1636 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,039 ♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty ♪ 1637 00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:52,408 ♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty, flirty, sexy... ♪ 1638 00:58:52,410 --> 00:58:54,780 (cheering and music distorting, fading) 1639 00:59:04,256 --> 00:59:06,256 USHER: It's time, man. 1640 00:59:06,258 --> 00:59:08,158 You got to know when to go home. 1641 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,193 Bro, you got to know when to let go. 1642 00:59:10,195 --> 00:59:12,762 The key is don't play yourself. That's it. 1643 00:59:12,764 --> 00:59:13,896 Very simple. 1644 00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:15,865 Don't play yourself. 1645 00:59:15,867 --> 00:59:18,434 Congratulations. You played yourself. 1646 00:59:18,436 --> 00:59:21,037 You guys win. 1647 00:59:21,039 --> 00:59:24,039 I get the message. I'll go away. 1648 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:27,045 This is Conner4Real signing off. 1649 00:59:35,086 --> 00:59:37,387 CONNER: So, I am back in Sac, 1650 00:59:37,389 --> 00:59:39,321 house-sitting for my mom, 1651 00:59:39,323 --> 00:59:40,923 - 'cause she's on tour - Oh, shit. 1652 00:59:40,925 --> 00:59:43,059 - with Fallout Boy. - You guys filming me? 1653 00:59:43,061 --> 00:59:45,394 - It's been awesome, you know? - (groans): Oh. 1654 00:59:45,396 --> 00:59:48,298 Dude, which one of y'all pissed on me? 1655 00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:51,033 - Feels really good to reconnect with my hometown. - (sighs) 1656 00:59:51,035 --> 00:59:54,137 I've just been really living a very simple life. 1657 00:59:54,139 --> 00:59:57,407 Kind of... back to basics. 1658 00:59:57,409 --> 01:00:00,209 I've been watching a lot of dressage, 1659 01:00:00,211 --> 01:00:02,945 which is a very elevated, uh, competitive form 1660 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:04,481 of horse dancing. 1661 01:00:04,483 --> 01:00:07,216 I've been doing a lot of painting 1662 01:00:07,218 --> 01:00:08,551 and a lot of sketching. 1663 01:00:08,553 --> 01:00:11,187 Um, I'm doing a series on show ponies. 1664 01:00:11,189 --> 01:00:14,524 I actually have a lot of trouble with the hooves. 1665 01:00:14,526 --> 01:00:16,992 It's hard to get, like, a hoove texture. 1666 01:00:16,994 --> 01:00:20,329 This one is, like, pretty accurate, actually. 1667 01:00:20,331 --> 01:00:23,066 I'll show you guys the horse that I based it on. Anyway... 1668 01:00:23,068 --> 01:00:24,533 It's not my best one. 1669 01:00:24,535 --> 01:00:26,870 Um, like, in retrospect, I probably wouldn't have used 1670 01:00:26,872 --> 01:00:28,972 - that shade of green. - I've even been selling 1671 01:00:28,974 --> 01:00:30,472 some of them online, 1672 01:00:30,474 --> 01:00:34,010 which has been a cool, new experience. 1673 01:00:34,012 --> 01:00:36,278 Ooh! Sold. 1674 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,548 - 11.50. - You know, it's not 1675 01:00:38,550 --> 01:00:41,251 Conner4Real numbers, you know? 1676 01:00:41,253 --> 01:00:43,320 But in a way it means more. 1677 01:00:43,322 --> 01:00:45,088 That's pretty much it, you know? 1678 01:00:45,090 --> 01:00:46,555 That's my life now. 1679 01:00:46,557 --> 01:00:48,557 (percussive music, rhythmic grunting) 1680 01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:51,428 (tapping on door) 1681 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:53,095 (door opens) 1682 01:00:53,097 --> 01:00:54,865 Hello. 1683 01:00:54,867 --> 01:00:57,399 Hey! What's up, dude? 1684 01:00:57,401 --> 01:01:00,202 You guys, Paula's here! 1685 01:01:00,204 --> 01:01:01,470 What's going on? 1686 01:01:01,472 --> 01:01:03,340 Just wanted to check up on you. 1687 01:01:03,342 --> 01:01:04,874 You want a drink? 1688 01:01:04,876 --> 01:01:07,878 Uh, no. It's 11:00. It's 11:00 in the morning. 1689 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,979 It's 11:30 somewhere. 1690 01:01:09,981 --> 01:01:12,381 KIDS (over TV): Go! Touchdown... 1691 01:01:12,383 --> 01:01:13,916 (kids chanting) 1692 01:01:13,918 --> 01:01:15,986 CONNER: Can we please turn this off? 1693 01:01:15,988 --> 01:01:18,320 (laughs) Look at those little nerds! 1694 01:01:18,322 --> 01:01:20,890 We were very cool for our school district. 1695 01:01:20,892 --> 01:01:22,225 My birthday is awesome. 1696 01:01:22,227 --> 01:01:24,093 CONNER: Yeah, man, we used to have fun. 1697 01:01:24,095 --> 01:01:25,394 What the fuck happened? 1698 01:01:25,396 --> 01:01:27,162 TILLY (over TV): Okay. 1699 01:01:27,164 --> 01:01:29,932 CONNER: Oh, shit. 1700 01:01:29,934 --> 01:01:32,334 I think this is the day that my mom gave me Maximus. 1701 01:01:32,336 --> 01:01:33,669 Oh. 1702 01:01:33,671 --> 01:01:37,140 This one is from... Owen and Lawrence! 1703 01:01:37,142 --> 01:01:39,341 - A turtle! A turtle! - (others gasping) 1704 01:01:39,343 --> 01:01:42,945 - Oh, my goodness! - Look, Mom! They got me a turtle! 1705 01:01:42,947 --> 01:01:45,148 TILLY: What do you say, sweetie? 1706 01:01:45,150 --> 01:01:46,515 YOUNG CONNER: Thank you! 1707 01:01:46,517 --> 01:01:49,019 BOTH: You're welcome. 1708 01:01:49,021 --> 01:01:50,653 TILLY: Honey, what are you gonna name it? 1709 01:01:50,655 --> 01:01:52,055 I'm gonna name it Maximus. 1710 01:01:52,057 --> 01:01:53,490 PAULA: Get up. We're going out. 1711 01:01:53,492 --> 01:01:56,325 What? Oh, no, I'm not going out. 1712 01:01:56,327 --> 01:01:58,662 I cannot deal with the public right now. 1713 01:01:58,664 --> 01:02:00,095 Conner, it's not a question. 1714 01:02:00,097 --> 01:02:01,430 (sighs) 1715 01:02:01,432 --> 01:02:02,564 (smacks lips) 1716 01:02:02,566 --> 01:02:03,700 All right, fine. 1717 01:02:03,702 --> 01:02:06,236 But if we're going out... 1718 01:02:06,238 --> 01:02:08,070 I got to put on my makeup. 1719 01:02:08,072 --> 01:02:09,138 Please don't put that on. 1720 01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:11,077 (hip-hop music playing) 1721 01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:14,510 This is cool. 1722 01:02:14,512 --> 01:02:16,445 Feels good to be out. 1723 01:02:16,447 --> 01:02:18,314 - You were right. Yeah. - Good. 1724 01:02:18,316 --> 01:02:20,082 I'm glad I did this though. 1725 01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:22,519 You know, it makes me feel more comfortable, more at ease. 1726 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:24,120 I feel at ease. 1727 01:02:24,122 --> 01:02:26,222 - Yeah, you look really comfortable. - Yeah. 1728 01:02:26,224 --> 01:02:28,658 You look like Matthew Modine had a peanut allergy. 1729 01:02:28,660 --> 01:02:30,260 All right. 1730 01:02:30,262 --> 01:02:31,660 You look like Nazi propaganda. 1731 01:02:31,662 --> 01:02:32,595 Okay, that's foul. 1732 01:02:32,597 --> 01:02:35,433 - (techno music playing) - (crowd cheering) 1733 01:02:50,381 --> 01:02:52,318 - (mellow keyboard intro plays) - CONNER: Wait a minute. 1734 01:02:56,454 --> 01:02:58,390 (crowd cheering) 1735 01:03:05,430 --> 01:03:06,463 (whoops) 1736 01:03:06,465 --> 01:03:08,700 That piano part is incredible! 1737 01:03:12,003 --> 01:03:15,171 (off-key): ♪ Earth, wind and birds ♪ 1738 01:03:15,173 --> 01:03:17,707 ♪ They sit around my park ♪ 1739 01:03:17,709 --> 01:03:19,575 ♪ Up with ♪ 1740 01:03:19,577 --> 01:03:22,778 ♪ Darkness so cold. ♪ 1741 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:25,317 - (techno beat playing) - (crowd cheering) 1742 01:03:26,751 --> 01:03:31,387 Was my last album bad? 1743 01:03:31,389 --> 01:03:34,124 I feel like I probably could've handled myself a little better 1744 01:03:34,126 --> 01:03:36,258 over the past few months. 1745 01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:39,329 It feels so nice to be able to say all this shit, 1746 01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:42,499 'cause the music is so loud no one can hear me! 1747 01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:45,434 That equal rights song was offensive! 1748 01:03:45,436 --> 01:03:47,504 I feel free! 1749 01:03:47,506 --> 01:03:49,539 - (whoops) - (laughs) 1750 01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:52,441 - Thanks for coming out, you guys. - (women laugh) 1751 01:03:52,443 --> 01:03:55,111 - Means a lot. - Great show, Kid Contact! 1752 01:03:55,113 --> 01:03:56,312 Conner? 1753 01:03:56,314 --> 01:03:57,613 Aw, man! How'd you recognize me? 1754 01:03:57,615 --> 01:03:59,749 What's up, man? What are you doing here? 1755 01:03:59,751 --> 01:04:01,517 Had to put on the disguise, right? 1756 01:04:01,519 --> 01:04:02,486 Yeah, no, I see that. 1757 01:04:02,488 --> 01:04:04,320 Come check out my homie do his thing, man. 1758 01:04:04,322 --> 01:04:05,588 - Great show! - (chuckles) 1759 01:04:05,590 --> 01:04:07,524 - Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 1760 01:04:07,526 --> 01:04:08,761 Oh. Paula brought you? 1761 01:04:10,361 --> 01:04:12,227 She did. 1762 01:04:12,229 --> 01:04:13,796 And I'm really glad she did. 1763 01:04:13,798 --> 01:04:16,198 It was such a great show. You sounded incredible, dude. 1764 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,834 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. Yeah. 1765 01:04:18,836 --> 01:04:20,769 I mean, my singing's terrible, but, you know. 1766 01:04:20,771 --> 01:04:24,207 What? No! No...! 1767 01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:26,508 But, I mean, all right, look, may be time 1768 01:04:26,510 --> 01:04:28,378 for some vocal lessons, you know? No shame in that. 1769 01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:30,446 Yeah, or you know who would sound better on it. 1770 01:04:30,448 --> 01:04:32,215 (smacks lips) Clay Aiken. 1771 01:04:32,217 --> 01:04:33,582 No. You. 1772 01:04:33,584 --> 01:04:35,318 No. No, man. (chuckles) 1773 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:38,555 This is your thing, and I'm hella proud of you, man. 1774 01:04:38,557 --> 01:04:41,423 (sighs): And... 1775 01:04:41,425 --> 01:04:43,225 fuck, man, I just... 1776 01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:45,260 - I want to just say I'm sorry. - Conner, just, I... 1777 01:04:45,262 --> 01:04:47,129 like, I love that you're doing this right now, 1778 01:04:47,131 --> 01:04:48,798 but it's really hard to take you seriously, 1779 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,568 because you just look like Jason Segel right now. 1780 01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:52,836 - Oh, Paula said that. - Well, we have great minds. 1781 01:04:52,838 --> 01:04:54,870 - Yeah, that's funny. - Yeah, it must, like... 1782 01:04:54,872 --> 01:04:56,840 - How is it, like...? - Oh, yeah, it's, like, 1783 01:04:56,842 --> 01:04:58,207 - the spitting image of, like... - Is that good? Like... 1784 01:04:58,209 --> 01:05:00,209 Yeah, it looks identical to that dude. 1785 01:05:00,211 --> 01:05:01,544 Sarah Marshall. 1786 01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:03,178 I need to forget about her. 1787 01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:04,613 - Yeah, he needs to forget her. - Yeah. Yeah. 1788 01:05:04,615 --> 01:05:06,115 - Love that movie. - Yeah. 1789 01:05:06,117 --> 01:05:07,617 Thanks, man. 1790 01:05:07,619 --> 01:05:09,718 It means a lot that you came out. 1791 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,222 I'm glad I came, too. For real. 1792 01:05:12,224 --> 01:05:13,793 That's good, man. 1793 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,497 (birds chirping) 1794 01:05:21,198 --> 01:05:22,367 (exhales sharply) 1795 01:05:23,468 --> 01:05:24,770 Nice. 1796 01:05:27,238 --> 01:05:29,175 What the fuck? 1797 01:05:31,376 --> 01:05:33,646 One of you guys put this here? 1798 01:05:37,648 --> 01:05:39,451 (wind whistling softly) 1799 01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:44,887 Hey, Lawrence. 1800 01:05:44,889 --> 01:05:46,923 Conner. 1801 01:05:46,925 --> 01:05:48,457 Owen. 1802 01:05:48,459 --> 01:05:50,760 Lawrence. 1803 01:05:50,762 --> 01:05:52,861 Conner. 1804 01:05:52,863 --> 01:05:54,564 Just... (grunts) 1805 01:05:54,566 --> 01:05:56,932 That's for you, man. 1806 01:05:56,934 --> 01:05:58,501 To borrow, you know? 1807 01:05:58,503 --> 01:06:00,202 Figured... 1808 01:06:00,204 --> 01:06:02,372 you could take a bunch of pics of you holding it and stuff, 1809 01:06:02,374 --> 01:06:03,673 you could post them or whatever. 1810 01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:05,510 All right? So... 1811 01:06:06,778 --> 01:06:08,680 ...now we're cool. 1812 01:06:12,617 --> 01:06:13,883 (rustling) 1813 01:06:13,885 --> 01:06:14,883 Lawrence! 1814 01:06:14,885 --> 01:06:16,385 What the fuck, man? 1815 01:06:16,387 --> 01:06:18,187 Now I got to go find that! 1816 01:06:18,189 --> 01:06:20,323 What do you want me to say? 1817 01:06:20,325 --> 01:06:21,925 That you helped with the catchphrase verse? 1818 01:06:21,927 --> 01:06:23,760 Is that what this is still about? 1819 01:06:23,762 --> 01:06:26,829 Fine. You helped with the catchphrase verse. All right? 1820 01:06:26,831 --> 01:06:28,765 You happy? 1821 01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:32,734 All right, and you wrote most of it. 1822 01:06:32,736 --> 01:06:34,673 But using my catchphrases. 1823 01:06:35,907 --> 01:06:38,177 That you also cowrote. 1824 01:06:39,376 --> 01:06:40,510 All right, wrote. 1825 01:06:40,512 --> 01:06:41,878 But we were both in the room, 1826 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,981 and I dictated all the best stuff. 1827 01:06:44,983 --> 01:06:46,883 All right, none of the best stuff, dude, 1828 01:06:46,885 --> 01:06:48,751 but I had tons of great ideas 1829 01:06:48,753 --> 01:06:50,823 that I still don't even know why you didn't use them. 1830 01:06:51,923 --> 01:06:53,789 Because they sucked! 1831 01:06:53,791 --> 01:06:55,691 Okay, fine. That's my bad. 1832 01:06:55,693 --> 01:06:57,626 But I was there the whole time, man. 1833 01:06:57,628 --> 01:07:00,495 I was a little late. I was a little late that day. 1834 01:07:00,497 --> 01:07:02,966 There was traffic, and I was a little tardy 1835 01:07:02,968 --> 01:07:04,499 on that particular day. 1836 01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:05,968 There was no traffic. I lied about that. 1837 01:07:05,970 --> 01:07:09,638 I lied about it because I overslept on accident. 1838 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,874 It was on purpose. It was a power move. 1839 01:07:11,876 --> 01:07:14,544 I was trying to send a message, and that was 1840 01:07:14,546 --> 01:07:16,512 a dick move on my part, all right? 1841 01:07:16,514 --> 01:07:19,249 However, once I got there... late... 1842 01:07:19,251 --> 01:07:20,983 I put in time, okay? 1843 01:07:20,985 --> 01:07:23,519 I left a little early, I remember that. 1844 01:07:23,521 --> 01:07:25,655 I was never there. Now I remember. 1845 01:07:25,657 --> 01:07:28,390 I remember now what happened! 1846 01:07:28,392 --> 01:07:30,727 I bailed, and you wrote the whole verse. 1847 01:07:30,729 --> 01:07:32,762 You wrote it, and I never gave you credit. 1848 01:07:32,764 --> 01:07:34,263 'Cause guess why. 1849 01:07:34,265 --> 01:07:35,597 No one cares who writes shit. 1850 01:07:35,599 --> 01:07:37,367 They just care who performs it. 1851 01:07:37,369 --> 01:07:40,470 In fact, I think the only person in the whole universe 1852 01:07:40,472 --> 01:07:44,740 who cares about the credit for who wrote it is you! 1853 01:07:44,742 --> 01:07:45,878 (sighs) 1854 01:07:51,548 --> 01:07:53,916 (quietly): Fuck. 1855 01:07:53,918 --> 01:07:55,421 (clears throat) 1856 01:07:57,488 --> 01:07:59,691 I'm sorry. 1857 01:08:14,072 --> 01:08:16,338 Boom. 1858 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:18,443 Parent Trap. 1859 01:08:21,379 --> 01:08:22,781 (laughs) 1860 01:08:24,515 --> 01:08:26,748 CONNER: What'd you say you grew here again? 1861 01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:27,850 You'll see. 1862 01:08:27,852 --> 01:08:29,851 Oh, shit! 1863 01:08:29,853 --> 01:08:32,454 Lawrence, how much weed do you have? 1864 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:34,856 Hey, everyone, I'm gonna take the rest of the day off 1865 01:08:34,858 --> 01:08:36,359 to hang out with my friends. 1866 01:08:36,361 --> 01:08:37,793 Keep up the good work, and... 1867 01:08:37,795 --> 01:08:40,529 - let's have a great harvest. - MAN: Okay! 1868 01:08:40,531 --> 01:08:43,699 - You guys still smoke? - BOTH: Yeah. 1869 01:08:43,701 --> 01:08:46,468 ♪ ♪ 1870 01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:47,539 - Cheers, dude. - Cheers. 1871 01:08:49,573 --> 01:08:51,341 Witch's Titty, Aqua Butt, 1872 01:08:51,343 --> 01:08:53,709 Beethoven's Nightmare, Postpartum Depression, 1873 01:08:53,711 --> 01:08:55,578 Frog Jizz, Purple Durban... 1874 01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:57,680 - It's really up there, man. - Good shot there, Lawrence. 1875 01:08:57,682 --> 01:08:59,849 - All right, one, two, three. - (grunting) 1876 01:08:59,851 --> 01:09:01,551 - Oh. - Got it? - Get it. 1877 01:09:01,553 --> 01:09:04,520 - Ah! Ha-ha! - Yeah! Yeah! 1878 01:09:04,522 --> 01:09:07,056 Yeah. 1879 01:09:07,058 --> 01:09:08,958 No way this works. 1880 01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,694 - Get it. - No. No! 1881 01:09:11,696 --> 01:09:13,895 - Yeah. - You smoked the Poppy, dude! 1882 01:09:13,897 --> 01:09:14,999 (laughter) 1883 01:09:18,670 --> 01:09:20,669 What was that beat that we were messing with once 1884 01:09:20,671 --> 01:09:21,870 that was, like... 1885 01:09:21,872 --> 01:09:23,705 ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪ 1886 01:09:23,707 --> 01:09:25,775 (Lawrence joins in): ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪ 1887 01:09:25,777 --> 01:09:26,775 ♪ Bwah, bwah. ♪ 1888 01:09:26,777 --> 01:09:28,010 - Yeah! - What was that? 1889 01:09:28,012 --> 01:09:29,811 (high-pitched): ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪ 1890 01:09:29,813 --> 01:09:32,715 ♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah. ♪ 1891 01:09:32,717 --> 01:09:34,650 We should mess with that. 1892 01:09:34,652 --> 01:09:35,885 ♪ ♪ 1893 01:09:35,887 --> 01:09:37,753 ALL: Oh! 1894 01:09:37,755 --> 01:09:39,021 - That was it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd it go though? 1895 01:09:39,023 --> 01:09:40,056 What were the words though? What were the words? 1896 01:09:40,058 --> 01:09:43,659 - It was, uh... - ♪ Dah, dah, dah, buh, buh ♪ 1897 01:09:43,661 --> 01:09:45,026 ♪ You are my number one pick... ♪ 1898 01:09:45,028 --> 01:09:46,729 - That was it! - Yeah! Yeah! 1899 01:09:46,731 --> 01:09:49,399 ♪ But every time I call you ♪ 1900 01:09:49,401 --> 01:09:51,633 ♪ You say that you're sick... ♪ 1901 01:09:51,635 --> 01:09:54,069 - She was always sick. - Lawrence hooked up with her! 1902 01:09:54,071 --> 01:09:55,137 - Aw, come on. - That's right! You hooked up with her! 1903 01:09:55,139 --> 01:09:56,773 - Don't do me like that. - (laughter) 1904 01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:58,507 Come on, yo. 1905 01:09:58,509 --> 01:10:01,043 ♪ Glenda, are you dying ♪ 1906 01:10:01,045 --> 01:10:03,678 ♪ Or just avoiding me? ♪ 1907 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:04,814 CONNER: That was it. 1908 01:10:04,816 --> 01:10:06,149 ♪ Either way's a bummer ♪ 1909 01:10:06,151 --> 01:10:08,885 ♪ But I hope you're dying... ♪ 1910 01:10:08,887 --> 01:10:10,886 - That was messed up. He wrote that. - Yeah. 1911 01:10:10,888 --> 01:10:11,887 LAWRENCE: Pretty fun in there, man. 1912 01:10:11,889 --> 01:10:12,922 I forgot how fun it is. 1913 01:10:12,924 --> 01:10:14,457 Kind of makes me think 1914 01:10:14,459 --> 01:10:16,057 that I fucking hate farming. 1915 01:10:16,059 --> 01:10:17,325 I look at Conner, and I see that 1916 01:10:17,327 --> 01:10:19,995 seven-year-old scrub that I grew up with, and... 1917 01:10:19,997 --> 01:10:22,931 it's like, how could you be mad at a seven-year-old? 1918 01:10:22,933 --> 01:10:26,135 It's crazy I spent so much time thinking about killing him. 1919 01:10:26,137 --> 01:10:27,770 (bird screeches) 1920 01:10:27,772 --> 01:10:30,138 You guys see that? (laughs) 1921 01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:32,175 You missed me! 1922 01:10:32,177 --> 01:10:34,476 (gags) Oh, fuck! 1923 01:10:34,478 --> 01:10:37,145 Conner's full of surprises these days, man. 1924 01:10:37,147 --> 01:10:38,948 I mean, on our way from the airport, 1925 01:10:38,950 --> 01:10:40,949 I actually noticed something crazy. 1926 01:10:40,951 --> 01:10:43,118 I looked down, and in his bag he had this book 1927 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,620 called How to Be a Better Friend. 1928 01:10:45,622 --> 01:10:47,590 It was all dog-eared and scribbled on. 1929 01:10:47,592 --> 01:10:49,025 It feels like he's really trying. 1930 01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:50,993 And plus, it shows he knows how to read, 1931 01:10:50,995 --> 01:10:52,561 which is really heartening. 1932 01:10:52,563 --> 01:10:54,497 - (whoops) - I can't believe we remembered that, man. 1933 01:10:54,499 --> 01:10:56,231 Paula's calling you. 1934 01:10:56,233 --> 01:10:58,167 Yo, there was a whole second verse 1935 01:10:58,169 --> 01:10:59,802 - in that, too, remember that? - Yeah, what was it, dude? 1936 01:10:59,804 --> 01:11:01,102 - I'm gonna grab it, I'm gonna grab it. - Okay. 1937 01:11:01,104 --> 01:11:02,904 - You remember that? - Yeah. - (Conner sighs) 1938 01:11:02,906 --> 01:11:04,172 Yo. 1939 01:11:04,174 --> 01:11:05,807 PAULA: Where the hell have you been? 1940 01:11:05,809 --> 01:11:07,642 Um, hanging with the guys. 1941 01:11:07,644 --> 01:11:09,846 It's actually been super fun, man. 1942 01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:12,748 Conner, you just got offered the Poppy Awards. 1943 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:14,883 Wait, what? 1944 01:11:14,885 --> 01:11:16,185 The Poppy Awards! 1945 01:11:16,187 --> 01:11:18,620 Taylor Swift was arrested for murder. 1946 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:20,021 They want you to close the show. 1947 01:11:20,023 --> 01:11:21,157 It is a huge spot. 1948 01:11:21,159 --> 01:11:23,159 Six minutes to do whatever you want. 1949 01:11:23,161 --> 01:11:24,860 But they need an answer now. 1950 01:11:24,862 --> 01:11:27,195 Oh, shit. Um... 1951 01:11:27,197 --> 01:11:29,767 This is what we've been waiting for, Conner! 1952 01:11:31,268 --> 01:11:32,901 ♪ She never wore socks... ♪ 1953 01:11:32,903 --> 01:11:34,604 But that was the third verse though. 1954 01:11:34,606 --> 01:11:36,004 - I'm talking about the second verse. - Okay. 1955 01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:37,672 - Yeah. Yeah. - Like, what was the second verse? 1956 01:11:37,674 --> 01:11:39,675 ♪ Her daddy hates me ♪ 1957 01:11:39,677 --> 01:11:41,110 ♪ 'Cause my car ♪ 1958 01:11:41,112 --> 01:11:43,145 - ♪ Is slick. ♪ - Yes! - Okay. 1959 01:11:43,147 --> 01:11:44,814 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's record it. - Oh, hell yeah. 1960 01:11:44,816 --> 01:11:47,749 - Let me get on the boards. - What did Paula want, man? 1961 01:11:47,751 --> 01:11:49,752 Oh, nothing. They wanted me to do the Pop Awards, 1962 01:11:49,754 --> 01:11:51,020 but I passed on it. 1963 01:11:51,022 --> 01:11:53,021 - Yo, what? - Dude, I don't want 1964 01:11:53,023 --> 01:11:55,291 to do that shit. I'm hanging with you guys. 1965 01:11:55,293 --> 01:11:57,092 Who fucking cares, dude? That's the Poppies. 1966 01:11:57,094 --> 01:11:59,060 All right, but I thought this was, like, 1967 01:11:59,062 --> 01:12:01,696 the whole reason you guys were mad at me, 1968 01:12:01,698 --> 01:12:03,932 for going and doing all this solo shit. 1969 01:12:03,934 --> 01:12:06,769 Dude, you don't have to choose between us and your solo shit. 1970 01:12:06,771 --> 01:12:08,538 It's like with Wu-Tang Clan. It's like, 1971 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:10,907 you're Method Man, and he made a solo record, 1972 01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:12,842 but he's still in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1973 01:12:12,844 --> 01:12:14,976 He never stopped being in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1974 01:12:14,978 --> 01:12:17,279 - Right. - Or, like, the GZA. 1975 01:12:17,281 --> 01:12:20,216 He was in the Wu-Tang Clan, and then he made a solo record. 1976 01:12:20,218 --> 01:12:22,284 He never stopped being in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1977 01:12:22,286 --> 01:12:24,086 OWEN: Yeah. Or you're the RZA, 1978 01:12:24,088 --> 01:12:26,122 and you could do your solo shit, 1979 01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:28,557 but you're still in the Wu-Tang Clan. 1980 01:12:28,559 --> 01:12:30,059 So basically... 1981 01:12:30,061 --> 01:12:31,726 we're the Wu-Tang Clan. 1982 01:12:31,728 --> 01:12:33,729 Exactly. But better. 1983 01:12:33,731 --> 01:12:35,998 Yeah. Well... 1984 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,133 As soon as I said it, I was kind of like, uh, maybe not. 1985 01:12:38,135 --> 01:12:40,136 It's like we're three Tom Pettys 1986 01:12:40,138 --> 01:12:42,571 and we're the Heartbreakers, you know? 1987 01:12:42,573 --> 01:12:43,672 You're a Tom Petty, 1988 01:12:43,674 --> 01:12:45,341 you're Tom Petty, and I'm Tom Petty, 1989 01:12:45,343 --> 01:12:46,876 but together... 1990 01:12:46,878 --> 01:12:48,343 - We're Tom Petty. - ...we're the Heartbreakers. 1991 01:12:48,345 --> 01:12:50,011 - Oh, right, no. - We're the Heartbreakers. 1992 01:12:50,013 --> 01:12:51,079 - Yeah, I lost it, too. - Yeah. 1993 01:12:51,081 --> 01:12:52,347 We know you got to fly. 1994 01:12:52,349 --> 01:12:53,882 You're like a beautiful bird... you got to be 1995 01:12:53,884 --> 01:12:55,318 out there, you got to see it all, 1996 01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,953 but we can be right there with you, 1997 01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:58,186 as your little bird legs. 1998 01:12:58,188 --> 01:13:01,623 So you think I should... do the Pop Awards? 1999 01:13:01,625 --> 01:13:02,992 - Fuck yes! - Yeah. 2000 01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:05,160 All right, well, I'm not going alone. 2001 01:13:05,162 --> 01:13:07,730 Who are you gonna do it with? 2002 01:13:07,732 --> 01:13:08,864 - With you guys! - Oh. 2003 01:13:08,866 --> 01:13:10,699 - Do you want to come with me? - Oh, shit. - Yeah, yeah. 2004 01:13:10,701 --> 01:13:11,900 - That's tight. - I was wondering who you were gonna... 2005 01:13:11,902 --> 01:13:14,136 - All right. - We're so high! - That's tight. 2006 01:13:14,138 --> 01:13:16,204 ♪ ♪ 2007 01:13:16,206 --> 01:13:18,740 ANNOUNCER: And the stars are arriving 2008 01:13:18,742 --> 01:13:21,711 for this year's Pop Music Awards, the Poppies. 2009 01:13:21,713 --> 01:13:24,113 ♪ ♪ 2010 01:13:24,115 --> 01:13:26,181 Good. Let's go. You guys are all set. 2011 01:13:26,183 --> 01:13:28,650 They know you're doing one Style Boyz song, 2012 01:13:28,652 --> 01:13:31,052 and then we're gonna go into Conner's, uh, new single. 2013 01:13:31,054 --> 01:13:32,387 Great. 2014 01:13:32,389 --> 01:13:33,689 HUNTER: Oh, shit! 2015 01:13:33,691 --> 01:13:35,391 Conner, what up though, dawg? 2016 01:13:35,393 --> 01:13:37,627 - Oh. Yeah, what up, Hunter? - Yo, yo, yo, yo. 2017 01:13:37,629 --> 01:13:39,395 Say hey to my doc real quick, baby. 2018 01:13:39,397 --> 01:13:41,663 - Hi. - Yeah! 2019 01:13:41,665 --> 01:13:43,332 Hey, you got a doc, I got a doc. 2020 01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:45,200 You know what I'm saying? But now... 2021 01:13:45,202 --> 01:13:48,870 like, I'm rolling with all these dudes and with Aquaspin. 2022 01:13:48,872 --> 01:13:50,972 Like, I kind of Single White Female'd your ass. 2023 01:13:50,974 --> 01:13:53,175 - Yeah, man, that's crazy. - Anyway, though, my man. 2024 01:13:53,177 --> 01:13:55,810 Good to see you, man. You looking spiffy, you know? 2025 01:13:55,812 --> 01:13:57,379 Yo, yo, this Hunter, dawg. I'm 'bout to get crazy 2026 01:13:57,381 --> 01:13:59,181 - on this stage, baby. - WOMAN: Oh, no, sorry, not your camera. 2027 01:13:59,183 --> 01:14:00,650 - Huh? - We're with Conner. 2028 01:14:00,652 --> 01:14:02,784 Oh, shit. My bad. Yo, this Hunter 2029 01:14:02,786 --> 01:14:04,720 about to head into the Poppies, you know what I'm saying? 2030 01:14:04,722 --> 01:14:06,021 MAN: No, sorry. We're with Snoop. 2031 01:14:06,023 --> 01:14:08,123 Surprise, mothafucka! 2032 01:14:08,125 --> 01:14:09,659 You're watching my brand-new show: 2033 01:14:09,661 --> 01:14:11,127 Surprise Mothafucka 2034 01:14:11,129 --> 01:14:12,427 with Snoop Dogg. 2035 01:14:12,429 --> 01:14:14,363 And, mothafucka, you've been surprised. 2036 01:14:14,365 --> 01:14:15,297 - (indistinct chatter) - Excuse me. 2037 01:14:15,299 --> 01:14:17,298 - Excuse me, baby. - Hey, hey, okay, hey. 2038 01:14:17,300 --> 01:14:18,833 Can somebody move out the... 2039 01:14:18,835 --> 01:14:20,137 - ♪ ♪ - (applause) 2040 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,373 Hey, Mariah Carey. (sniffs) 2041 01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:27,243 Your hair smells and looks great. 2042 01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:30,812 Did you know Aquaspin has hair dryers and flatirons? 2043 01:14:30,814 --> 01:14:32,114 CAREY (chuckles): No, I didn't. 2044 01:14:32,116 --> 01:14:35,184 Aquaspin appliances are completely affordable 2045 01:14:35,186 --> 01:14:36,052 - for college students. - (crowd booing) 2046 01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:37,352 CAREY: Honey, you're not doing ads now. 2047 01:14:37,354 --> 01:14:39,454 - Really? What? - Read the damn prompter. 2048 01:14:39,456 --> 01:14:41,390 Yo, you're messing with my money right now. 2049 01:14:41,392 --> 01:14:43,292 - What the [bleep] did you just say to me? - What? 2050 01:14:43,294 --> 01:14:45,226 HUNTER: Yo, [bleep] all y'all, all right? 2051 01:14:45,228 --> 01:14:46,761 - And [bleep] everybody else. - (booing continues) 2052 01:14:46,763 --> 01:14:48,364 And [bleep] Mariah Carey for leaving me up here. 2053 01:14:48,366 --> 01:14:50,099 - Yeah, I said her. - Okay, say it again. 2054 01:14:50,101 --> 01:14:51,801 No, oh, you still here? I thought you had left. 2055 01:14:51,803 --> 01:14:53,135 Style Boyz? 2056 01:14:53,137 --> 01:14:54,736 It's time. 2057 01:14:54,738 --> 01:14:56,372 HUNTER: Yo, what the fuck was that, Harry? 2058 01:14:56,374 --> 01:14:58,841 Why you got me up there saying that bullshit, man? 2059 01:14:58,843 --> 01:15:00,476 HARRY: I told you not to say it. You're the one 2060 01:15:00,478 --> 01:15:01,810 who wanted to cash the check. 2061 01:15:01,812 --> 01:15:04,012 Yo, you set me up, dude! 2062 01:15:04,014 --> 01:15:06,882 You ain't nothing but, like, a fake, sellout, money-hungry 2063 01:15:06,884 --> 01:15:08,984 pop, bullshit-ass manager! 2064 01:15:08,986 --> 01:15:11,153 You ain't nothing but a Tony! Toni! Toné! reject, bitch! 2065 01:15:11,155 --> 01:15:12,788 What the fuck you say to me?! 2066 01:15:12,790 --> 01:15:14,489 Say that shit again, young blood! 2067 01:15:14,491 --> 01:15:17,025 I will eat your head! 2068 01:15:17,027 --> 01:15:19,160 I will eat your fucking head! 2069 01:15:19,162 --> 01:15:20,962 You better learn some respect! 2070 01:15:20,964 --> 01:15:23,364 Yo, all right. Hey, man. 2071 01:15:23,366 --> 01:15:26,168 I'm sorry, yo. Chill. 2072 01:15:26,170 --> 01:15:27,936 Old-ass motherfucker. 2073 01:15:27,938 --> 01:15:30,105 - Oh! - Shit. 2074 01:15:30,107 --> 01:15:31,440 Why you hit me like that, dawg? 2075 01:15:31,442 --> 01:15:33,141 Get yourself a new manager! 2076 01:15:33,143 --> 01:15:34,345 Yo, are you serious? 2077 01:15:35,812 --> 01:15:37,413 What the hell, man? 2078 01:15:37,415 --> 01:15:39,280 - (whispers): Oh, my God. - (snickering) 2079 01:15:39,282 --> 01:15:40,949 That was great, Harry! 2080 01:15:40,951 --> 01:15:42,784 - It was insane, wasn't it? - Yeah. - Yeah. 2081 01:15:42,786 --> 01:15:44,953 I was like, "Hey, get some respect." 2082 01:15:44,955 --> 01:15:46,221 You know. 2083 01:15:46,223 --> 01:15:48,224 Wow. 2084 01:15:48,226 --> 01:15:51,360 Hey, look, Harry, I just want to say I'm sorry... 2085 01:15:51,362 --> 01:15:53,529 No, don't. Don't worry about it. 2086 01:15:53,531 --> 01:15:55,898 Just... get out there and have a good time. 2087 01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:57,099 Good luck, guys. 2088 01:15:57,101 --> 01:15:58,266 ALL: Thanks, Harry. 2089 01:15:58,268 --> 01:15:59,868 Yeah. (chuckles) 2090 01:15:59,870 --> 01:16:01,403 MAN (over P.A.): Hammerleg to stage left. 2091 01:16:01,405 --> 01:16:03,305 - Hammerleg to stage left. - ♪ ...ghost last night... ♪ 2092 01:16:03,307 --> 01:16:05,841 (exhales) Okay, this is it. 2093 01:16:05,843 --> 01:16:06,876 - You nervous? - For sure. 2094 01:16:06,878 --> 01:16:08,144 Little bit. 2095 01:16:08,146 --> 01:16:10,445 Don't be. We got this. 2096 01:16:10,447 --> 01:16:12,815 - All right. See you out there. - See you out there. 2097 01:16:12,817 --> 01:16:14,350 MAN (over P.A.): Conner4Real, 45 seconds. 2098 01:16:14,352 --> 01:16:16,318 - Please take your seats. - WOMAN: Oh, God, Conner. 2099 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,154 There you are. Look, the show's going way over, 2100 01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:19,488 so you only have three minutes now. 2101 01:16:19,490 --> 01:16:21,157 - What? - Yeah, you can only do one song, 2102 01:16:21,159 --> 01:16:23,458 so I need to know, are you gonna do Conner4Real 2103 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:25,429 - or Style Boyz? - Uh... 2104 01:16:27,564 --> 01:16:29,097 Yeah, no, I asked him. 2105 01:16:29,099 --> 01:16:31,400 He's just kind of, like, looking off into space 2106 01:16:31,402 --> 01:16:34,235 and, like, really making a meal out of this. 2107 01:16:34,237 --> 01:16:36,305 And now I'm just standing here waiting. 2108 01:16:36,307 --> 01:16:38,073 He's looking off to, like, contemplate 2109 01:16:38,075 --> 01:16:39,809 whether he should, I think, 2110 01:16:39,811 --> 01:16:41,276 pick the Style Boyz, 'cause he's, like, 2111 01:16:41,278 --> 01:16:43,011 looking in their direction. 2112 01:16:43,013 --> 01:16:46,015 So he might be leaning toward that kind of choi... 2113 01:16:46,017 --> 01:16:47,583 No, he's looking back. 2114 01:16:47,585 --> 01:16:50,252 So I-I'm lost. I'm not sure which one he's gonna go for. 2115 01:16:50,254 --> 01:16:53,489 All right. I know what I'm gonna do. 2116 01:16:53,491 --> 01:16:56,257 Our final performer tonight is a living legend 2117 01:16:56,259 --> 01:16:58,159 and still a superstar. 2118 01:16:58,161 --> 01:16:59,994 Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only 2119 01:16:59,996 --> 01:17:01,596 Conner4Real! 2120 01:17:01,598 --> 01:17:03,534 (crowd cheering) 2121 01:17:07,170 --> 01:17:10,972 (a cappella): ♪ Finest girl I ever met in my whole life ♪ 2122 01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:14,577 ♪ Wanna take her home, make her my wife ♪ 2123 01:17:14,579 --> 01:17:18,180 ♪ Knew she was a freak when she started talking ♪ 2124 01:17:18,182 --> 01:17:20,583 ♪ She said ♪ 2125 01:17:20,585 --> 01:17:22,918 ♪ I'm a Style Boy ♪ 2126 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:26,055 - ♪ For life... ♪ - (crowd cheering) 2127 01:17:26,057 --> 01:17:28,056 - Should we tell 'em? - Yeah. - Tell 'em, man. 2128 01:17:28,058 --> 01:17:29,925 We made a new song at the farm. 2129 01:17:29,927 --> 01:17:32,060 Yeah, we found Lawrence's journals, 2130 01:17:32,062 --> 01:17:33,395 and they were just amazing. 2131 01:17:33,397 --> 01:17:34,864 CONNER: Amazing. 2132 01:17:34,866 --> 01:17:36,297 Just full of incredible thoughts. 2133 01:17:36,299 --> 01:17:39,133 Just, like, ideas and poems and stuff, nothing special. 2134 01:17:39,135 --> 01:17:41,936 Yo, and then Conner had the idea to take a piano line 2135 01:17:41,938 --> 01:17:44,373 - from my solo shit... - Conner put it all together. 2136 01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:46,542 And the Poppies paired us with the craziest special guest 2137 01:17:46,544 --> 01:17:48,177 to perform with. 2138 01:17:48,179 --> 01:17:50,578 - ♪ Incredible thoughts ♪ - (crowd cheering) 2139 01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:53,282 ♪ Incredible mind ♪ 2140 01:17:53,284 --> 01:17:56,084 ♪ I'm so overwhelmed ♪ 2141 01:17:56,086 --> 01:17:58,220 ♪ How did my brain conceive them? ♪ 2142 01:17:58,222 --> 01:18:00,256 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2143 01:18:00,258 --> 01:18:02,992 - ♪ A snow-white dove in the pitch-black night ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 2144 01:18:02,994 --> 01:18:05,327 - ♪ A raindrop falls from tremendous heights ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 2145 01:18:05,329 --> 01:18:08,196 ♪ A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland ♪ 2146 01:18:08,198 --> 01:18:10,966 ♪ A child bites an apple but the core is rotten ♪ 2147 01:18:10,968 --> 01:18:13,334 ♪ TV is free, but what is the cost? ♪ 2148 01:18:13,336 --> 01:18:15,537 ♪ We have GPS, and yet we're still lost ♪ 2149 01:18:15,539 --> 01:18:17,239 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ A carrot in the desert ♪ 2150 01:18:17,241 --> 01:18:18,606 ♪ A camel in the garden ♪ 2151 01:18:18,608 --> 01:18:21,577 ♪ A man with giant ears begging your pardon ♪ 2152 01:18:21,579 --> 01:18:24,245 ♪ What if a garbageman was actually smart? ♪ 2153 01:18:24,247 --> 01:18:26,248 ♪ A common misconception that we're tearing apart ♪ 2154 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:28,984 ♪ And to a dog, dog food is just food ♪ 2155 01:18:28,986 --> 01:18:31,319 ♪ And to a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe ♪ 2156 01:18:31,321 --> 01:18:35,090 (chuckles) ♪ A Milk Dud sitting in the acid rain ♪ 2157 01:18:35,092 --> 01:18:37,525 ♪ A house cat addicted to the cocaine ♪ 2158 01:18:37,527 --> 01:18:39,694 ♪ No teeth, unlimited floss ♪ 2159 01:18:39,696 --> 01:18:42,463 ♪ These are just a few of our incredible thoughts ♪ 2160 01:18:42,465 --> 01:18:45,100 - ♪ Incredible thoughts... ♪ - NAS: Oh, man, watching 2161 01:18:45,102 --> 01:18:47,368 the Style Boyz together on stage again was like... 2162 01:18:47,370 --> 01:18:49,939 I lived to see that. 2163 01:18:49,941 --> 01:18:52,373 After that, you know, take me away, I'm done. 2164 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:54,142 A$AP ROCKY: Kid Contact, Kid Brain 2165 01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:55,543 and Kid Conner all back together... 2166 01:18:55,545 --> 01:18:57,413 the motherfucking Style Boyz. 2167 01:18:57,415 --> 01:18:59,515 This is just some revolutionary shit, man. 2168 01:18:59,517 --> 01:19:01,350 My heart is pounding right now. 2169 01:19:01,352 --> 01:19:03,485 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2170 01:19:03,487 --> 01:19:06,321 ♪ A ballerina waits for the bus ♪ 2171 01:19:06,323 --> 01:19:09,358 ♪ A "Number One Dad" trophy covered in rust ♪ 2172 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,459 ♪ A nun dunks a basketball, living the impossible ♪ 2173 01:19:11,461 --> 01:19:14,395 ♪ A man breaks his leg inside a hospital ♪ 2174 01:19:14,397 --> 01:19:17,231 ♪ We just thought of that, and it could change the world ♪ 2175 01:19:17,233 --> 01:19:19,234 ♪ We're like a smart oyster full of pearls ♪ 2176 01:19:19,236 --> 01:19:21,470 ♪ Such as an ultrasound of a new baby ♪ 2177 01:19:21,472 --> 01:19:23,471 ♪ With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah ♪ 2178 01:19:23,473 --> 01:19:25,106 ♪ That's my kind of Christmas card ♪ 2179 01:19:25,108 --> 01:19:27,743 ♪ What if a butterfly was made out of butter? ♪ 2180 01:19:27,745 --> 01:19:30,011 ♪ These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother ♪ 2181 01:19:30,013 --> 01:19:32,314 ♪ The world's cutest kitten just hugging a dog ♪ 2182 01:19:32,316 --> 01:19:35,150 ♪ Just one of many of our incredible thoughts ♪ 2183 01:19:35,152 --> 01:19:38,020 ♪ What if one thought could cure the people? ♪ 2184 01:19:38,022 --> 01:19:40,455 ♪ What if one song could end all evil? ♪ 2185 01:19:40,457 --> 01:19:42,591 ♪ Imagine if a fish could play guitar ♪ 2186 01:19:42,593 --> 01:19:44,325 ♪ And also sing ♪ 2187 01:19:44,327 --> 01:19:45,994 ♪ It would sound bizarre, like ♪ 2188 01:19:45,996 --> 01:19:48,129 ♪ My name is Mr. Fish ♪ 2189 01:19:48,131 --> 01:19:49,631 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ These guys' thoughts ♪ 2190 01:19:49,633 --> 01:19:52,001 ♪ Have granted my wish, oh, yeah... ♪ 2191 01:19:52,003 --> 01:19:53,769 All I want to know, who was in that fish costume? 2192 01:19:53,771 --> 01:19:55,003 That was amazing. 2193 01:19:55,005 --> 01:19:56,571 (quietly): The fish was me! 2194 01:19:56,573 --> 01:19:58,039 Tyrus! 2195 01:19:58,041 --> 01:19:59,475 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - Shh. 2196 01:19:59,477 --> 01:20:01,342 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2197 01:20:01,344 --> 01:20:02,677 ♪ And that may have just ♪ 2198 01:20:02,679 --> 01:20:04,480 - ♪ Changed the course of time ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2199 01:20:04,482 --> 01:20:07,115 ♪ I swear, my mind blows my mind ♪ 2200 01:20:07,117 --> 01:20:08,550 - ♪ Incredible ♪ - (air horn blows) 2201 01:20:08,552 --> 01:20:10,284 (crowd cheering) 2202 01:20:10,286 --> 01:20:12,354 ♪ Let me see that Donkey Roll ♪ 2203 01:20:12,356 --> 01:20:14,690 ♪ ♪ 2204 01:20:14,692 --> 01:20:16,094 ♪ Donkey Roll ♪ 2205 01:20:18,562 --> 01:20:20,395 ♪ Let me see that Donkey Roll ♪ 2206 01:20:20,397 --> 01:20:22,498 ♪ Incredible thoughts ♪ 2207 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:23,632 ♪ Donkey Roll ♪ 2208 01:20:23,634 --> 01:20:26,068 ♪ Incredible thoughts ♪ 2209 01:20:26,070 --> 01:20:27,336 ♪ Let me see that ♪ 2210 01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:29,270 ♪ Donkey Roll! ♪ 2211 01:20:29,272 --> 01:20:30,705 ♪ Ah... ♪ 2212 01:20:30,707 --> 01:20:32,775 ♪ Incredible thoughts, incredible mind ♪ 2213 01:20:32,777 --> 01:20:36,044 - ♪ Too many great ideas inside ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2214 01:20:36,046 --> 01:20:39,280 ♪ It's a miracle my head can contain them ♪ 2215 01:20:39,282 --> 01:20:41,650 ♪ And my spectacular brain... ♪ 2216 01:20:41,652 --> 01:20:44,052 - (saxophone playing off-key) - ALL: Harry! 2217 01:20:44,054 --> 01:20:46,622 ♪ How I think about space and time ♪ 2218 01:20:46,624 --> 01:20:49,624 - ♪ Now it's time to share them with the people ♪ - Oh! 2219 01:20:49,626 --> 01:20:52,160 ♪ My brain is a genius... ♪ 2220 01:20:52,162 --> 01:20:54,296 QUESTLOVE: When it was happening, I was just like, 2221 01:20:54,298 --> 01:20:55,564 yo, I cannot believe 2222 01:20:55,566 --> 01:20:57,399 I'm here to witness this, man. 2223 01:20:57,401 --> 01:21:00,269 ♪ How did my brain conceive them? ♪ 2224 01:21:00,271 --> 01:21:02,206 - (song ends) - (crowd cheering) 2225 01:21:07,710 --> 01:21:09,677 Yes! Yes! Fuck! 2226 01:21:09,679 --> 01:21:10,812 (whoops) 2227 01:21:10,814 --> 01:21:12,213 Yes! (laughs) 2228 01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,083 I just performed 2229 01:21:14,085 --> 01:21:16,351 the "Donkey Roll" with the Style Boyz. 2230 01:21:16,353 --> 01:21:17,785 I was a Style Boy. 2231 01:21:17,787 --> 01:21:19,620 (cheering continues) 2232 01:21:19,622 --> 01:21:21,355 HARRY: When I walked out onstage, 2233 01:21:21,357 --> 01:21:22,591 all I could think of was, 2234 01:21:22,593 --> 01:21:24,325 I'm so happy. 2235 01:21:24,327 --> 01:21:28,596 And I really hope that Tony! Toni! Toné! is watching. 2236 01:21:28,598 --> 01:21:30,599 And that they feel like shit. 2237 01:21:30,601 --> 01:21:32,434 CONNER: A wise man once said, 2238 01:21:32,436 --> 01:21:35,236 "Everyone's career is on a wave. 2239 01:21:35,238 --> 01:21:39,440 "Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down. 2240 01:21:39,442 --> 01:21:42,310 "But the trick is not to lose yourself along the way. 2241 01:21:42,312 --> 01:21:44,779 And when you're up, don't be an asshole about it." 2242 01:21:44,781 --> 01:21:46,815 It's like my mom always says... 2243 01:21:46,817 --> 01:21:48,816 (laughs): Yo, what the fuck? 2244 01:21:48,818 --> 01:21:52,788 That stage manager lady just macked on Lawrence super hard. 2245 01:21:52,790 --> 01:21:54,623 Yo, do they even know each other? 2246 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:56,124 (laughs): Oh, my God! 2247 01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:57,825 And why is De-bor-ah here? 2248 01:21:57,827 --> 01:21:59,861 Anyways, be cool to your friends, right? 2249 01:21:59,863 --> 01:22:01,430 That's what I was saying? 2250 01:22:01,432 --> 01:22:02,597 Yo, they are gonna fuck! 2251 01:22:02,599 --> 01:22:03,666 Damn that is hilarious. 2252 01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:07,235 But the point is, be a good person, 2253 01:22:07,237 --> 01:22:09,171 and the rest will fall into place. 2254 01:22:09,173 --> 01:22:11,606 And that's Conner4Real. 2255 01:22:11,608 --> 01:22:14,510 Isn't that right, Maximus 2? 2256 01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:16,244 - (laughs) - (chitters) 2257 01:22:16,246 --> 01:22:19,480 (high-pitched): It sure is, Conner. 2258 01:22:19,482 --> 01:22:21,917 What? (laughs) 2259 01:22:21,919 --> 01:22:24,720 He wasn't really talking. That was me doing the voice. 2260 01:22:24,722 --> 01:22:25,887 (chuckles) 2261 01:22:25,889 --> 01:22:27,191 - (wolf growls) - (yells) 2262 01:22:29,527 --> 01:22:31,827 ♪ ♪ 2263 01:22:31,829 --> 01:22:34,562 - ♪ When the girls blow us kisses ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2264 01:22:34,564 --> 01:22:37,365 - ♪ And when your mama does our dishes ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2265 01:22:37,367 --> 01:22:39,834 - ♪ When a genie grants wishes ♪ - ♪ About girls blowing kisses ♪ 2266 01:22:39,836 --> 01:22:42,436 - ♪ And your mama doing dishes ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2267 01:22:42,438 --> 01:22:45,274 ♪ Well, we step up in the party, no shoes or socks ♪ 2268 01:22:45,276 --> 01:22:47,775 - ♪ No pants on the bottom ♪ - ♪ No shirts on the top ♪ 2269 01:22:47,777 --> 01:22:50,479 - ♪ Nude ♪ - ♪ Butt naked at the buffet bar ♪ 2270 01:22:50,481 --> 01:22:52,346 ♪ Eatin' up your chicken fingers ♪ 2271 01:22:52,348 --> 01:22:53,681 ♪ And the crude terre, yo, Kid Conner ♪ 2272 01:22:53,683 --> 01:22:55,751 ♪ Yeah, yeah, what up, Kid Contact? ♪ 2273 01:22:55,753 --> 01:22:58,787 ♪ Why don't you grab Kid Brain and meet me in the back? ♪ 2274 01:22:58,789 --> 01:23:01,289 ♪ How's it goin', motherfuckers, wanna smoke this sack? ♪ 2275 01:23:01,291 --> 01:23:03,725 - ♪ We collectively reply ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2276 01:23:03,727 --> 01:23:06,427 - ♪ When I hit a homerun ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2277 01:23:06,429 --> 01:23:09,398 - ♪ I got a burger in a bun ♪ - ♪ Me likey that ♪ 2278 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,867 ♪ When Attila the Hun drinks a gallon of rum ♪ 2279 01:23:11,869 --> 01:23:14,636 - ♪ In his tummy-tum-tum ♪ - ♪ Me likey that. ♪ 2280 01:23:14,638 --> 01:23:16,370 ♪ ♪ 2281 01:23:16,372 --> 01:23:19,574 The Style Boyz are getting back together again! 2282 01:23:19,576 --> 01:23:21,577 - (laughter) - Yeah, they broke up, 2283 01:23:21,579 --> 01:23:24,413 then they buried the hatchet, and now I guess 2284 01:23:24,415 --> 01:23:27,282 - they're working together again. - (laughter) 2285 01:23:27,284 --> 01:23:29,885 - They're, like, friends from childhood. - Yeah! - For life! 2286 01:23:29,887 --> 01:23:30,953 And they had, like, tough times, 2287 01:23:30,955 --> 01:23:33,355 and now they feel good about being back together. 2288 01:23:33,357 --> 01:23:35,724 - Yeah. - We're gonna put aside our differences! 2289 01:23:35,726 --> 01:23:36,824 (laughter) 2290 01:23:36,826 --> 01:23:38,260 And actually do something. 2291 01:23:38,262 --> 01:23:40,462 Because sometimes I think about doing that. 2292 01:23:40,464 --> 01:23:42,396 - (laughs): Yeah. - I haven't talked to my mom 2293 01:23:42,398 --> 01:23:44,399 - in three years. - (laughter stops) 2294 01:23:44,401 --> 01:23:46,534 I moved out here, I thought I could get, like, 2295 01:23:46,536 --> 01:23:47,836 a commercial agent. 2296 01:23:47,838 --> 01:23:49,937 I just wanted to be a longboard model. 2297 01:23:49,939 --> 01:23:51,739 I never graduated high school. 2298 01:23:51,741 --> 01:23:53,809 I never graduated middle school. 2299 01:23:53,811 --> 01:23:55,711 - (chuckles softly) - It'd be a lot of fun 2300 01:23:55,713 --> 01:23:58,279 if the four of us hung out outside of the office. 2301 01:23:58,281 --> 01:24:01,617 Hey, guys, can I ask you something really... 2302 01:24:01,619 --> 01:24:03,718 that I've never really asked you before? 2303 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:06,587 - Yeah. - Do you guys have a photograph 2304 01:24:06,589 --> 01:24:07,989 of James Franco leaving a Denny's? 2305 01:24:07,991 --> 01:24:09,591 Oh, yeah! Totally! It's right here! 2306 01:24:09,593 --> 01:24:11,627 - Let's see it! - Put it up! 2307 01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:12,994 - (laughter) - Bring it up! - We got it! 2308 01:24:12,996 --> 01:24:13,932 (slurping) 2309 01:24:16,467 --> 01:24:18,367 ♪ ♪ 2310 01:24:18,369 --> 01:24:20,702 ♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah ♪ 2311 01:24:20,704 --> 01:24:22,974 ♪ Words and truth ♪ 2312 01:24:24,707 --> 01:24:27,809 ♪ One fine evening on the sandy coast ♪ 2313 01:24:27,811 --> 01:24:30,945 ♪ The feeling was irie round the drum circle ♪ 2314 01:24:30,947 --> 01:24:34,749 ♪ When the wisest rasta I ever saw ♪ 2315 01:24:34,751 --> 01:24:38,352 ♪ Gently joined us and sang of Jah ♪ 2316 01:24:38,354 --> 01:24:41,455 ♪ Roots and culture seeped from his bones ♪ 2317 01:24:41,457 --> 01:24:45,360 ♪ He took out a spliff and said, "Pass dis around" ♪ 2318 01:24:45,362 --> 01:24:48,529 ♪ So I took a righteous drag ♪ 2319 01:24:48,531 --> 01:24:51,833 ♪ It was the best sensie that I ever had ♪ 2320 01:24:51,835 --> 01:24:55,303 ♪ And then I felt the chills run up my back ♪ 2321 01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:58,573 ♪ My good man, tell me what was that? ♪ 2322 01:24:58,575 --> 01:25:02,377 ♪ He said, "My friend, you just smoked crack" ♪ 2323 01:25:02,379 --> 01:25:03,744 ♪ Crack, crack ♪ 2324 01:25:03,746 --> 01:25:06,948 ♪ You just smoked crack, crack ♪ 2325 01:25:06,950 --> 01:25:10,718 ♪ Oh, crack, crack ♪ 2326 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:11,787 ♪ You just smoked ♪ 2327 01:25:11,789 --> 01:25:13,922 ♪ I just smoked crack ♪ 2328 01:25:13,924 --> 01:25:15,423 Oh, my God! 2329 01:25:15,425 --> 01:25:16,992 ♪ And it felt fucking great ♪ 2330 01:25:16,994 --> 01:25:18,427 This is amazing! 2331 01:25:18,429 --> 01:25:20,595 ♪ I thought it was marijuana ♪ 2332 01:25:20,597 --> 01:25:21,797 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2333 01:25:21,799 --> 01:25:23,798 ♪ But now it's too fucking late ♪ 2334 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,434 ♪ I can't go back ♪ 2335 01:25:25,436 --> 01:25:27,668 ♪ I love crack ♪ 2336 01:25:27,670 --> 01:25:28,904 Holy shit! 2337 01:25:28,906 --> 01:25:30,872 ♪ And now I am invincible ♪ 2338 01:25:30,874 --> 01:25:32,474 Fuck yeah! 2339 01:25:32,476 --> 01:25:35,543 ♪ If anyone tries to take my crack ♪ 2340 01:25:35,545 --> 01:25:39,047 ♪ I'll kill them on principle ♪ 2341 01:25:39,049 --> 01:25:42,784 ♪ Some call crack bazooka ♪ 2342 01:25:42,786 --> 01:25:45,721 - ♪ Others call it base ♪ - ♪ Base ♪ 2343 01:25:45,723 --> 01:25:48,657 ♪ But no matter what name you call it ♪ 2344 01:25:48,659 --> 01:25:50,792 ♪ It's the best invention ever ♪ 2345 01:25:50,794 --> 01:25:53,395 - ♪ By the human race ♪ - ♪ Race ♪ 2346 01:25:53,397 --> 01:25:56,731 ♪ The government spread lies about it ♪ 2347 01:25:56,733 --> 01:25:59,434 ♪ They say that it is no fun ♪ 2348 01:25:59,436 --> 01:26:02,870 ♪ But on that glass dick shall I sucky ♪ 2349 01:26:02,872 --> 01:26:06,007 ♪ Sucky, sucky, sucky till the crack is gone ♪ 2350 01:26:06,009 --> 01:26:10,811 ♪ Now we should legalize it ♪ 2351 01:26:10,813 --> 01:26:13,981 ♪ Legalize it ♪ 2352 01:26:13,983 --> 01:26:17,017 ♪ Set the people free ♪ 2353 01:26:17,019 --> 01:26:19,954 ♪ And legalize ♪ 2354 01:26:19,956 --> 01:26:23,624 ♪ We should legalize crack ♪ 2355 01:26:23,626 --> 01:26:26,563 (fading): ♪ So that I can smoke it all... ♪ 2356 01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:30,300 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com