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Yeah!
Raise the roof for your class song,
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"I'm Too Sexy"
by Right Said Fred.
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Now, it's time to give it up
for your 1991 prom king and queen,
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Ted-O and Nikki!
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Ted-O. Ted-O.
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Ted-O. Ted-O. Ted-O.
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Vincent!
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Reunions are strange.
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They bring up a lot of
feelings about your past.
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Were you a jock?
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A pothead?
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A drama club kid?
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A loser?
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Did you get the girl...
or did she ever even notice you?
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Who did you want to be,
and who did you actually become?
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Damn, Charlie.
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Are you still hung up on that skank?
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Hey.
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You forgot the guy who showed you
your first pair of tits?
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You're givin' me dead eyes?
It's me!
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It's Maxi-Pad!
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Max Kessler!
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- Come on.
- Oh, my God.
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I haven't seen you in forever. Wow.
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So, how is your mother?
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Oh, well, you wouldn't want to
check her out in the shower these days.
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Not lookin' too good.
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You know, I still think she might have
known that we were watching.
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Are you kiddin' me? That's why she
winked at you in the middle.
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You were her little Macaulay Culkin.
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Man, these two assholes
deserve each other.
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They actually got divorced.
They're still really good friends though.
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I see that.
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They had twins together,
but she got remarried.
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Wow.
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Imagine if her husband was here right now
watching that alcoholic hosebag
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fucking dry hump her ex.
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He is here, actually.
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Oh, hey, congratulations.
That's good news, man.
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I wish you would've told me before
I called your wife an alcoholic hosebag.
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But, that's... that's excellent.
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Whoa. Excuse me, one second.
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Hey, come on. Ted-O.
No, no. No... too much.
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Oh, God.
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Ha! I'm sorry. Whoo!
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It's the goddamn Funky Bunch, baby!
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I lose my shit! Every time.
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Relax, Charlie,
we were just dancin'.
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You don't have to make a scene.
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He's making a scene? You're the one
getting a pap smear out here.
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I wasn't getting a pap smear,
shit-for-brains.
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- Hey, hey.
- No, no.
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Here's what happened,
all right? Here's what happened.
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I think we had a little...
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few too many beers
and we're just gonna call it a night.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's go, Mr. Buzzkill. Ah!
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You know I can't leave right now,
I'm the class treasurer.
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I have to settle up
with the DJ and the hotel.
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- Okay? You...
- You know what?
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Jimmy Badboy's got a limo.
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Now, she could just hop right in
with me if you wanted.
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- If it's all right.
- Oh, that sounds great.
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- Yeah?
- Let me ask my dad.
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Hey, listen, it's better than
drinking and driving.
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Yes, okay, fine.
I'll see you at home.
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- It's a limousine.
- All right.
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I'll take good care of her. Whoo!
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I'm sorry.
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If I'm remembering correctly,
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Charlie McMillan always
loved himself a Bud Light.
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How about that time my father took us
on the drive-along in his cop car.
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Oh, I remember that.
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And that guy we had to arrest,
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who kept flashing everybody
at the 7-Eleven.
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You stuck me in the backseat
with that guy!
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Yeah, who would have thought a guy could
whack off with a set of handcuffs on?
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Why did we ever stop hangin' out?
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We lived right across the street
from each other.
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I don't know.
We had different classes.
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Yeah, you were with all the smart kids.
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I was in shop class
making bird cages and foot stools.
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Yeah.
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And after your dad died...
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Yeah, I wasn't too social after that, huh?
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I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.
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But you're in Jacksonville now.
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Tell me about yourself.
I don't know anything.
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Remember how we said we were gonna
kick ass and take names?
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Oh, yeah, we did.
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You were going to invent time travel,
weren't you?
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And you were gonna be
an FBI agent.
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That's right.
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Mr. Falcone, our guidance counselor,
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said I was gonna
end up working in the morgue.
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- He did not like you.
- Yeah.
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But I guess old Mr. Falcone
can suck my dick.
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Shut up! Shut...
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Are you kidding me?
You did it?
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Oh, my God, man!
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Are you packin' heat?
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Jesus!
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My God.
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Have you ever had to...
shoot anybody?
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I don't kill and tell, Charlie.
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These are human beings
we're talking about.
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Yeah.
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Eight people.
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Are you kidding me, dude?
This is cra...
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Oh... Oh, yeah, that. I...
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I have not done that. That's...
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I did it with you.
That was the last time.
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Yep.
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It's good to see me again, ain't it?
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Wait, right...
Smoke it right here?
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You're runnin' with the law tonight,
Charlie.
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You're an untouchable.
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That's right.
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Oh... here.
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Oh, no, I can't.
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Fucking Bureau does random tests.
You want to get me fired?
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Oh...
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So, what else, Charlie?
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Believe it or not...
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I still actually work at the same place
I worked in high school.
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Save & Pay Supermarket?
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No. No, I've never worked at Save & Pay.
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I manage the bank that's
inside of Save & Pay.
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Palm Coast Savings Bank has
nothing to do with the supermarket.
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Except the fact that it's in it.
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Right, it's in it,
but that doesn't mean it's a part of it.
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It's its own entity.
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So if the supermarket was closed,
could I get into the bank?
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Wouldn't happen.
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We keep banking hours,
so we close before them.
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You keep telling yourself that, Charlie.
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Where you living?
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I live in the same house.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, Oakmont.
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Man, if you still had that Gremlin
piece of shit you used to drive,
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we'd be right back in high school.
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The old Gremlin.
I remember that.
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Yeah, I still have it.
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- You're shittin' me.
- Yeah.
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- So, basically, everything...
- It's the same.
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Yeah, it's the same.
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But things are good, man.
Things are great.
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It's going great, seriously.
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Come on, let's get real.
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Let Maxi-Pad soak up your pain.
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My life fuckin' sucks.
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Yeah.
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I drive the same car.
I have the same job.
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I talk to the same people.
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I'm chasing the same girl...
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except now I pay
all her credit card bills.
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She still doesn't care about me.
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I mean, I talked to these people tonight,
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they're going parasailing,
motorcycle racing, cliff diving.
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Oh, fuck all the people tonight.
They're all fat and old-lookin'.
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Go to Antigua.
Jump off a cliff.
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I'm too much of a pussy.
I would never do that.
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Plus, I can't.
I can't go to Antigua.
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I can't go anywhere,
I don't have a passport.
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Oh!
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You're not a pussy, Charlie.
You never were a pussy.
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I'm just in a rut... a bad one.
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I have so many responsibilities.
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Like putting Ted-O's twins
through college?
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Exactly, that is on the list.
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I mean, what the hell happened to my life?
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Can't give up hope, bud.
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Wish I could start from scratch.
Just get it right this time.
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Hey, maybe this is the weed,
I think there's some girl spying on us.
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- 5'5"?
- Yeah.
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- Dark wig?
- Yeah.
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- Button nose?
- Yeah.
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- Don't acknowledge her.
- Oh.
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It's my fucking psycho ex-girlfriend.
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Is she stalkin' you?
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She can't quit me.
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- I gotta talk to her.
- No, wait. Wait.
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- I miss you.
- Well... good.
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- Change your mind.
- Nope.
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- Please.
- You gotta just fucking be tough.
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Just toughen the fuck...
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Oh, I hate you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She's gonna leave you alone now.
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No, I gave her my hotel key.
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She drove all the way out here.
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Might as well feed the giraffe a carrot
before I send her back to the zoo,
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you know what I mean.
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Damn it, man.
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You are kicking ass and taking names.
You're doing it.
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You should be doing that with me, Charlie.
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- Like we always talked about.
- Yeah.
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Hey... I hope I see you again.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Yeah. No, I'm here.
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That's right.
I got dinner.
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It's covered. I got Chinese.
Everything you want.
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I got the six egg rolls,
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four orange chickens,
two Kung Pao chickens.
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Just the way you like it.
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Oh... okay.
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Uh... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Uh, you sure?
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Two more... Two more Kung Pao chickens,
are you sure?
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- Excuse me.
- Okay, I gotta go. Bye.
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Are you the manager?
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Why, yes I am.
How can I help you?
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Can you tell me where I can find
the kitty litter aisle?
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Actually, I'm the bank manager.
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Oh...
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Palm Coast Savings is a bank
and we have nothing to do with Save & Pay.
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Kitty litter?
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It's aisle two.
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Hey.
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How was karate, boys?
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See for yourself!
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Hey, Mom, check it out.
Charlie pissed his pants.
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Are you sure
you're not yankin' my crank?
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This is real?
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All expenses paid?
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Naples, Italy?
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Naples, Florida?
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Oh!
Oh, my God, we so need this.
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- Thank you.
- What is it?
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You are not gonna believe
what just happened.
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I just won a two-day spa weekend
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at the Ritz-Carlton Resort
in Naples, Florida!
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What?
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What? How?
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I won the grand prize drawin'
at the reunion.
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I don't even remember there being
a drawing at the reunion.
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I don't remember the reunion.
But I'll fucking take it.
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Yeah. Woo-hoo!
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Party train.
When is it?
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- This weekend.
- Oh, that's perfect.
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Tracy is gonna get turnt up.
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Tracy?
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I thought this was our weekend together?
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Well, Charlie, it's a spa.
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It's totally
a girls' type of thing.
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- Oh.
- It's... it's... Oh!
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- Oh, okay.
- But, hey... Charlie,
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this will give you time
to paint the garage.
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Oh, yeah, right...
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Oh, my God, they accept dogs!
Tracy's bringing Biscuit!
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All right, that sounds fun.
251
00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:24,797
Where the fuck are the fortune cookies?
252
00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:35,892
Karate chop me, you little prick.
I wasn't ready for it.
253
00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:38,895
You ready for this?
254
00:12:40,938 --> 00:12:42,190
Asshole.
255
00:13:17,558 --> 00:13:18,768
Ahoy.
256
00:13:19,477 --> 00:13:21,312
And then it happened.
257
00:13:21,395 --> 00:13:23,564
Permission to come aboard, skipper?
258
00:13:23,648 --> 00:13:27,443
Permission granted, little buddy.
You ready to get your drink on?
259
00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:32,448
Oh, my God.
That is not a Bud Light Party Ball.
260
00:13:32,532 --> 00:13:34,200
If you put your ear to it just right,
261
00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:38,246
you can still hear somebody puking
at a Def Leppard concert.
262
00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,957
Huh? Huh?
263
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,209
Uh, but I shouldn't
have a drink right away,
264
00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:47,296
because I popped a few Dramamine just to,
you know, help me get my sea legs.
265
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:48,673
- Oh...
- But, um...
266
00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:52,885
I did get us some Sea-Band bracelets.
267
00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,012
One of the cashiers at Save & Pay
268
00:13:55,096 --> 00:13:57,890
said that this is a miracle worker
for her mother-in-law.
269
00:13:57,974 --> 00:13:59,225
- I get one, too?
- Yeah.
270
00:13:59,308 --> 00:14:00,977
Oh, thanks, man.
271
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,021
So, uh, what do you think of my boat?
272
00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:07,650
This is... insane.
I've never seen anything like it.
273
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:10,152
My God, I gotta join the FBI.
274
00:14:10,236 --> 00:14:11,946
How long have you had her?
275
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:13,573
She's a virgin.
276
00:14:14,532 --> 00:14:16,450
I want you to pop her cherry.
277
00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:18,995
- Me?
- Yeah. Grab this.
278
00:14:19,078 --> 00:14:21,581
- What do I do?
- Come on.
279
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:25,668
- To, uh, kickin' ass and taking names!
- There he is.
280
00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:28,421
- You fuck!
- Are you shitting me?
281
00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:29,714
You brought it back to my...
282
00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:32,216
I'm fucking with you. Yeah!
283
00:14:46,314 --> 00:14:49,275
Yeah. Yeah, man.
284
00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:04,123
Hi!
285
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:05,499
Hi, guys!
286
00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:12,506
Hey, girls, come on.
287
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,384
Huh?
288
00:15:21,223 --> 00:15:23,100
Fuck, yeah.
Thank you!
289
00:15:24,894 --> 00:15:27,480
- Oh... Oh! "Show us your dick."
- No.
290
00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:29,690
Show them.
Don't even think about it.
291
00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:30,983
Let's see it.
Come on! Come on!
292
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,110
Okay. Okay.
293
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,825
- Oh!
- Boo!
294
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:43,871
What the hell is that?
Come on!
295
00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:57,927
I couldn't believe it.
296
00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,179
I was having the best time
of my adult life.
297
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,896
It was like Max and I had
never been apart.
298
00:16:11,732 --> 00:16:15,903
The years melted away and we were goofy
teenagers again, having nothing but fun.
299
00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:18,823
Max!
300
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:28,874
Forgetting my troubles for a while
was just what the doctor ordered.
301
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,046
- Wow!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
302
00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:39,885
Fuckin' A, baby!
You got dinner for us!
303
00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:46,726
Fuck you! Fuck you!
304
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:09,331
Deep down, I knew that soon
I'd have to get back to the real world.
305
00:17:09,415 --> 00:17:11,417
But Max had a way
of making me forget all my...
306
00:17:38,736 --> 00:17:39,820
Hey.
307
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:43,824
What's...
308
00:17:58,464 --> 00:18:00,341
Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead.
309
00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:02,927
What's going on?
310
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,762
Why am...
Why am I tied up?
311
00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:07,098
I didn't want you to freak out
when you came to.
312
00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:09,850
You think tying me to a bed's
not gonna freak me out?
313
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,936
- Where the hell am I?
- You're in a motel.
314
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:15,314
You were snoring your balls off
for, like, 24 hours straight.
315
00:18:15,397 --> 00:18:17,358
Wait, what? What?
316
00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:20,027
Yeah, I guess I went
a little heavy on the roofies.
317
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:21,278
You roofied me?
318
00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:24,031
Max, please let me go.
319
00:18:24,115 --> 00:18:26,200
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not a problem, buddy.
320
00:18:26,283 --> 00:18:27,451
Let me get you out of there.
321
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:30,788
I got you in a half hitch.
You know who taught me that knot?
322
00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:33,791
Your father,
when we went fishing that day.
323
00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:37,378
Your equilibrium's gonna be way off
'cause of the drugs.
324
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:38,796
So just kind of take it easy
325
00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:40,798
- when I get you free, okay?
- Uh-huh.
326
00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:42,341
There you go.
327
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:47,972
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
328
00:18:49,932 --> 00:18:53,269
- Charlie, I told you.
- Oh, God.
329
00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:54,687
Come here.
330
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:57,606
Just do it, serial killer.
Kill me, get it over with!
331
00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:00,484
I'm not gonna kill you.
What the fuck are you talking about?
332
00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:03,028
Sit down.
You know why I'm not gonna kill you?
333
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,114
Because you're already dead.
334
00:19:05,197 --> 00:19:07,199
- What?
- I did it, Charlie.
335
00:19:07,283 --> 00:19:10,369
I pulled off the greatest magic act
of all time.
336
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:12,454
I made us disappear.
337
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,748
Wait, you did what?
338
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,876
I faked our deaths.
339
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:19,295
Charlie, look at this.
340
00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:23,966
I maxed out all my credit cards'
cash advances.
341
00:19:24,592 --> 00:19:27,386
$62,000!
342
00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:30,014
Dead people don't have to pay their bills.
343
00:19:30,097 --> 00:19:33,934
So Amex can blow me.
And you wanted a passport.
344
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:38,939
Huh?
345
00:19:39,023 --> 00:19:40,816
Where the fuck is it?
346
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,069
Oh!
347
00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:48,490
You are officially now
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman, world traveler.
348
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:53,996
- You were sleeping.
- I don't wanna be Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
349
00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:55,247
Well, you can't be Butch Ryder,
350
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:58,417
'cause I already put my picture
on this one, so, you snooze, you lose.
351
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,878
Max, why are you doing this?
352
00:20:00,961 --> 00:20:03,756
So you could start from scratch.
Get a brand new life.
353
00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:05,341
I made your wish come true.
354
00:20:05,424 --> 00:20:09,845
That night... I was stoned!
I didn't know what I was saying!
355
00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:11,805
Where's Dr. Fishman?
356
00:20:11,889 --> 00:20:14,308
At the bottom of the ocean...
with Butch Ryder.
357
00:20:14,391 --> 00:20:16,977
Jesus Christ,
how many people did you kill?
358
00:20:18,062 --> 00:20:21,106
I didn't kill anybody.
I just borrowed two dead bodies.
359
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,275
Charlie, calm down.
360
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,028
You have a right to be mad,
'cause I did lie to you.
361
00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:27,238
I'm not in the FBI.
362
00:20:27,321 --> 00:20:30,282
I made that up 'cause I was embarrassed
of where my life turned out.
363
00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:33,994
I am a coroner.
At the city morgue.
364
00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:35,996
Mr. Falcone was right!
365
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,248
I stack bodies for a living.
366
00:20:37,331 --> 00:20:39,917
Just like he uncannily predicted.
367
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,961
I can't believe this.
368
00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:44,213
Hey, we both needed a fresh start.
369
00:20:44,296 --> 00:20:47,716
And when these two
age-appropriate bodies rolled in...
370
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,970
no one claimed them for a week,
I... fake-cremated them.
371
00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:52,388
And I put 'em on ice.
372
00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:56,433
This is exactly why I had to stop
hanging out with you, Max.
373
00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,435
It's coming back to me.
You're crazy.
374
00:20:58,519 --> 00:21:01,272
This is too much. It's too much.
I can't do it. I can't.
375
00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:04,650
Hey, you have to do this,
or we're looking at five to ten...
376
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:06,026
for faking our own deaths.
377
00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:08,821
Plus, I didn't opt for the fuckin'
insurance on the boat rental.
378
00:21:08,904 --> 00:21:10,322
So that...
that'll fuck me, man.
379
00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:13,575
Max, I... I'm gonna go home, okay?
I gotta go home.
380
00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:15,286
Charlie, you wanna go home?
381
00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,413
To that miserable wife and those kids?
382
00:21:17,496 --> 00:21:19,248
And the Save & Pay job?
383
00:21:19,331 --> 00:21:22,001
I don't work at Save & fucking Pay!
384
00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:25,045
Charlie...
385
00:21:26,297 --> 00:21:27,631
you tried.
386
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,430
- Go on.
- Um...
387
00:21:35,472 --> 00:21:37,474
You made a good casserole.
388
00:21:37,558 --> 00:21:41,145
I feel real sad that you were a Democrat.
389
00:21:41,228 --> 00:21:42,479
And, um...
390
00:21:43,814 --> 00:21:45,566
I don't know what else to say.
391
00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:48,277
I think you said it all, baby.
I think you said it all.
392
00:21:49,778 --> 00:21:54,158
Charlie McMillan and I went
to school together our entire lives.
393
00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:56,660
The first time I actually noticed him...
394
00:21:56,744 --> 00:21:59,038
was when he turned up at the firehouse
395
00:21:59,121 --> 00:22:02,624
to ask for my ex-wife's hand in marriage.
396
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,169
Now, I didn't know whether to hit him...
397
00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:06,545
or hug him!
398
00:22:08,547 --> 00:22:09,965
Predictable.
399
00:22:10,049 --> 00:22:11,842
Reliable.
400
00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,844
Dependable!
401
00:22:13,927 --> 00:22:16,180
I'm not just talking about my Ford F-150.
402
00:22:16,263 --> 00:22:20,142
Talkin' about Charlie McMillan,
who I know for a fact,
403
00:22:20,225 --> 00:22:21,727
would want us to wrap this up
404
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:23,650
so we can get home and watch
the Dolphins game.
405
00:22:23,729 --> 00:22:26,023
Am I right?
Five and two this season.
406
00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:28,150
Can I get a "Go Fish"?
407
00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:30,569
Let's go win this one for Charlie!
Come on, honey.
408
00:22:32,863 --> 00:22:35,574
Aw.
This is for you.
409
00:22:37,576 --> 00:22:41,038
Thank you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
410
00:23:11,568 --> 00:23:12,611
Jesus.
411
00:23:25,249 --> 00:23:26,542
Touchdown, Dolphins!
412
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:27,709
Yeah!
413
00:23:29,962 --> 00:23:32,297
And that
was the moment I realized
414
00:23:32,381 --> 00:23:34,967
I was glad Charlie McMillan was dead.
415
00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:46,937
My dry-cleaner showed up?
416
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,982
Did not see that coming.
I love that guy.
417
00:23:50,065 --> 00:23:52,484
Why don't you go down there
and freak him out?
418
00:23:52,568 --> 00:23:55,112
Didn't expect to see you so quick.
419
00:23:55,195 --> 00:23:57,781
You think I'd miss my killer's funeral?
420
00:23:57,865 --> 00:23:59,908
There it is.
He's back.
421
00:23:59,992 --> 00:24:02,119
- Can I take a look?
- Go ahead.
422
00:24:04,746 --> 00:24:06,415
Who's this guy in the suit?
423
00:24:06,498 --> 00:24:08,959
Is that George Michael?
I have no idea.
424
00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:10,502
And what's this?
425
00:24:10,586 --> 00:24:13,005
Is that your crazy ex-girlfriend?
Is she here, too?
426
00:24:20,262 --> 00:24:21,972
What is she doing?
427
00:24:22,055 --> 00:24:23,515
Come on.
428
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,101
Cut that shit.
429
00:24:28,604 --> 00:24:30,772
Hey, buddy.
You know you didn't really die.
430
00:24:30,856 --> 00:24:32,316
Why are you getting so worked up?
431
00:24:32,399 --> 00:24:33,525
Oh.
432
00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:35,485
Got a little too real for me for a minute.
433
00:24:38,197 --> 00:24:39,740
All right, well, this is it.
434
00:24:39,865 --> 00:24:42,701
So, what now, Butch Ryder?
You got me.
435
00:24:42,784 --> 00:24:43,869
Well, we're free men.
436
00:24:43,952 --> 00:24:46,121
We can do
whatever the fuck we want now.
437
00:24:46,205 --> 00:24:49,541
Actually, I stumbled upon something
that might be worth investigating.
438
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,667
- Okay.
- See this key?
439
00:24:50,751 --> 00:24:52,711
- Yeah.
- Pick it up.
440
00:24:52,794 --> 00:24:54,129
Smell it.
441
00:24:54,213 --> 00:24:56,006
Mmm.
442
00:24:56,089 --> 00:24:57,257
Smells like shit.
443
00:24:57,341 --> 00:24:59,509
'Cause I found it up Butch Ryder's ass.
444
00:25:03,805 --> 00:25:06,725
Why would you be digging up
some dead guy's ass?
445
00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:09,353
You'd be surprised how many people
hide stuff up their ass.
446
00:25:09,436 --> 00:25:11,188
Important stuff.
447
00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:12,731
Pick it up, one more time.
448
00:25:12,814 --> 00:25:13,815
Here.
449
00:25:15,442 --> 00:25:19,196
Just, uh... What do you think?
What could that open up?
450
00:25:21,365 --> 00:25:23,533
This is a level 5-A security key.
451
00:25:23,617 --> 00:25:25,661
How fucking smart are you?
452
00:25:25,744 --> 00:25:27,913
Based on the tooth pattern,
I'd say it's foreign.
453
00:25:27,996 --> 00:25:29,915
Number suggests a Latin country.
454
00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:34,044
And the fact that it was
up some dead guy's butt...
455
00:25:34,127 --> 00:25:36,129
I would say it's a safety deposit box key.
456
00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:40,217
Charlie! How the fuck did you do that?
Could we find it?
457
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:42,135
May I?
458
00:25:43,136 --> 00:25:46,848
As a manager of a bank,
I have access to a federal database.
459
00:25:46,932 --> 00:25:48,433
Should be able to provide a match.
460
00:25:48,517 --> 00:25:50,769
Let's go, baby.
461
00:25:54,648 --> 00:25:56,066
What?
462
00:25:56,149 --> 00:25:58,902
Oh, man.
Oh, man, this is it.
463
00:25:59,903 --> 00:26:06,743
That looks nice.
Banco Nacional de Puerto Rico.
464
00:26:23,844 --> 00:26:26,054
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
465
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,528
Oh, no. They might have a
biometric identification process.
466
00:26:41,611 --> 00:26:42,946
That means we need fingerprints.
467
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:45,240
Wish you would have told me that
before I blew up the bodies.
468
00:26:45,324 --> 00:26:46,575
I would have saved the hands.
469
00:26:46,658 --> 00:26:50,018
Well, hopefully, they have what's known as
a "document-based identification process."
470
00:26:50,078 --> 00:26:53,790
Just let me charm
the fucking skirt off this señorita.
471
00:26:59,046 --> 00:27:00,714
It's nice to be back.
472
00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:03,842
Assuming I've been here before...
473
00:27:03,925 --> 00:27:06,386
which I would know, obviously.
474
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:11,391
Have we met?
475
00:27:12,142 --> 00:27:14,144
No, I don't believe we have.
476
00:27:14,227 --> 00:27:16,730
Right, 'cause you got
a very forgettable face.
477
00:27:17,773 --> 00:27:20,293
You want people to remember you,
maybe get a personality, right?
478
00:27:21,318 --> 00:27:24,196
You're not one of the Mario brothers,
are you?
479
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,739
Hey, since his ID is in order,
480
00:27:25,822 --> 00:27:29,034
we'd like to be taken
to the safety deposit room immediately
481
00:27:29,117 --> 00:27:30,744
and be given privacy,
482
00:27:30,827 --> 00:27:33,914
which is our right
under the Banking Act of 1938.
483
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,751
Of course.
484
00:27:40,128 --> 00:27:42,881
Oh, it fits.
485
00:27:42,964 --> 00:27:46,343
- Shit.
- Oh... it's a big one.
486
00:27:47,761 --> 00:27:49,179
- God!
- A little heavy for ya?
487
00:27:49,262 --> 00:27:50,389
Um, I got it.
488
00:27:54,643 --> 00:27:56,019
Whoa!
489
00:27:56,103 --> 00:27:58,438
I always wanted one of these.
A tablet! Dibs!
490
00:27:58,522 --> 00:28:00,232
Look at this!
All this money!
491
00:28:00,315 --> 00:28:01,817
Dibs! Dibs! On the money!
492
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:05,445
Max, there's gotta be like a
million bucks in here! You're rich!
493
00:28:05,529 --> 00:28:06,529
That's great!
494
00:28:07,531 --> 00:28:09,282
Oh, and this.
What's this?
495
00:28:10,242 --> 00:28:11,284
There's a note.
496
00:28:14,037 --> 00:28:17,165
"Butch, here are the keys
to your secret hideaway,
497
00:28:17,249 --> 00:28:20,836
where I know you'll find
the peace and quiet you're looking for.
498
00:28:20,919 --> 00:28:24,214
I hope you enjoy many happy,
healthy years here.
499
00:28:24,297 --> 00:28:28,927
You deserve it, you sexy bastard.
Love... Dakota."
500
00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:32,139
Ooh, Dakota sounds hot.
501
00:28:32,889 --> 00:28:35,892
Yeah. There's the key!
502
00:28:35,976 --> 00:28:39,855
And it doesn't smell like shit.
I hope it has a good view!
503
00:28:46,153 --> 00:28:48,363
- Ah!
- Jesus.
504
00:28:48,447 --> 00:28:50,073
What?
505
00:28:50,157 --> 00:28:51,742
Who lived here, Bill Gates?
506
00:28:51,825 --> 00:28:54,494
Huge TV, definitely not my Zenith.
507
00:28:56,288 --> 00:28:58,039
Full bar!
508
00:28:58,123 --> 00:29:00,083
Oh, dude.
509
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:03,253
Puerto Rico!
510
00:29:04,421 --> 00:29:07,174
There's, like, five houses in this house.
511
00:29:07,257 --> 00:29:08,592
Another pool!
512
00:29:13,889 --> 00:29:15,599
Place is gorgeous!
513
00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:20,812
We're gonna have the best time here, bud.
514
00:29:23,732 --> 00:29:24,816
Yeah!
515
00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:31,490
- Don't tell me you hid more bodies?
- No.
516
00:29:31,573 --> 00:29:34,034
I got dibs on the master suite.
517
00:29:34,951 --> 00:29:37,412
- I got dibs on the Ferrari!
- Oh...
518
00:29:37,496 --> 00:29:38,497
You dick.
519
00:29:57,641 --> 00:30:00,310
Yeah. That's it?
520
00:30:00,393 --> 00:30:02,354
No... Hey!
521
00:30:02,437 --> 00:30:03,605
- Hey!
- Hey!
522
00:30:04,856 --> 00:30:08,652
Hi, I wanted, real quick...
Just one second, if I could.
523
00:30:08,735 --> 00:30:13,281
I'm Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
Hola, everybody.
524
00:30:13,365 --> 00:30:17,828
I'm an Aquarius and I have a red Ferrari
and I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish.
525
00:30:17,911 --> 00:30:24,042
I moved here, just down the road,
into a massive beachfront mansion.
526
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,169
I just wanna tell you
that I'm gonna be getting drunk here
527
00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:27,921
every night for the rest of my life.
528
00:30:28,004 --> 00:30:33,093
The good news is, I'm buying your drinks
for the rest of your lives!
529
00:30:35,011 --> 00:30:36,137
I just...
530
00:30:36,221 --> 00:30:37,639
- Will you do... Yeah.
- I'll do it, I'll do it.
531
00:30:37,722 --> 00:30:39,975
And play "Who Let The Dogs Out."
532
00:30:40,058 --> 00:30:41,476
Who let the...
533
00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:46,064
Are you out of your fucking mind, man?
534
00:30:46,147 --> 00:30:48,233
What are you bringing
so much attention to us for?
535
00:30:48,316 --> 00:30:50,986
No, I said I was Dr. Ronald Fishman.
536
00:30:51,069 --> 00:30:52,696
And I'm the legendary Butch Ryder.
537
00:30:52,821 --> 00:30:55,907
But don't you think maybe somebody here
might know those guys for real?
538
00:30:55,991 --> 00:30:57,450
We don't even look like 'em.
539
00:30:57,534 --> 00:30:59,119
What do they look like?
540
00:31:02,414 --> 00:31:03,415
Oh, shit.
541
00:31:04,374 --> 00:31:06,042
Oh, my God!
542
00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:07,377
Oh, he's got tattoos.
543
00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:09,963
You have to get
those exact same tattoos as Butch.
544
00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:11,339
I do, do I?
545
00:31:11,423 --> 00:31:14,593
If Dr. Fishman has tattoos,
I'd go get 'em.
546
00:31:14,676 --> 00:31:18,346
He didn't have a tattoo,
but there's somethin' else that he had.
547
00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:24,686
Oh, yeah! I'll get an earring,
I don't care.
548
00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:26,354
You don't put this in your ear.
549
00:31:26,438 --> 00:31:27,731
Where does it go?
550
00:31:33,612 --> 00:31:37,532
Kickin' ass
and takin' names, baby!
551
00:31:40,785 --> 00:31:41,995
Yeah!
552
00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:57,344
Hmm...
553
00:31:57,427 --> 00:31:59,429
Hmm... hmm...
554
00:32:04,726 --> 00:32:06,603
No!
555
00:32:12,108 --> 00:32:13,193
Want a Popsicle?
556
00:32:13,276 --> 00:32:15,695
Do we have any cherry ones left?
557
00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:17,072
Yeah, one more.
558
00:32:17,155 --> 00:32:19,491
- Yes.
- Proud of you, man.
559
00:32:19,574 --> 00:32:21,910
You earned my respect last night.
You're a tough guy.
560
00:32:21,993 --> 00:32:25,163
You know, I wish
I did invent time travel.
561
00:32:25,246 --> 00:32:27,290
- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause I would go back to last night
562
00:32:27,374 --> 00:32:29,626
and not put a hole in my tongue!
563
00:32:30,835 --> 00:32:33,213
Jeez...
How many weird apps are here?
564
00:32:33,296 --> 00:32:34,756
Jenga.
565
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,258
Why are you still
messing with that?
566
00:32:37,342 --> 00:32:39,177
Yeah, you're a computer genius.
567
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:41,888
You think there's any place
they could have hid something on here?
568
00:32:41,972 --> 00:32:44,224
You know, like, behind a firewall
or some shit?
569
00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:46,893
It's not a computer.
It's a tablet.
570
00:32:46,977 --> 00:32:51,773
There is no firewall. What's on there
that's hidden you need to find?
571
00:32:53,191 --> 00:32:56,277
Some amateur porn?
Maybe Butch fuckin' Dakota?
572
00:32:56,361 --> 00:32:58,321
If I'm gonna be Butch,
I gotta know all his moves.
573
00:32:58,363 --> 00:33:02,242
Does he slap ass?
Is he a nipple flicker? Or...
574
00:33:02,325 --> 00:33:05,453
does he whip out the dildo
and go to town with that?
575
00:33:05,537 --> 00:33:06,538
Oh, that sounds like a party.
576
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:08,915
Hi, I hope I'm not intruding.
577
00:33:08,999 --> 00:33:11,835
I'm Dawn DeFazio.
I'm your next door neighbor.
578
00:33:11,918 --> 00:33:14,504
Oh, hey, Dawn.
I'm Butch Ryder.
579
00:33:14,587 --> 00:33:17,757
This is my best friend, uh,
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
580
00:33:17,841 --> 00:33:19,676
The P stands for "pussy pounder."
581
00:33:21,344 --> 00:33:23,513
It's great to finally meet you.
582
00:33:23,596 --> 00:33:25,765
I was starting to think
you were never gonna move in.
583
00:33:25,849 --> 00:33:27,934
Yeah, the movers were here
about a month ago,
584
00:33:28,018 --> 00:33:30,812
but they were so hush-hush
about who was movin' in here.
585
00:33:30,895 --> 00:33:33,857
Like it was the president
or George Clooney or somethin'.
586
00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:35,442
Ah, that's interesting.
587
00:33:35,525 --> 00:33:38,194
I don't know what the big secret was.
It's just us.
588
00:33:38,278 --> 00:33:39,487
What do you think?
589
00:33:39,571 --> 00:33:40,989
You want a Corona?
590
00:33:41,072 --> 00:33:43,283
I'd tell you to pull up a lounge chair,
but we don't got no more.
591
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:45,493
Maybe Dr. Ron'll
make you a little room.
592
00:33:45,577 --> 00:33:47,620
Ooh. Oh, I would love to.
593
00:33:47,704 --> 00:33:50,081
But actually, I'm running late
for my Mani-pedi.
594
00:33:50,165 --> 00:33:54,377
I gotta get all pretty for tonight.
Oh, you two should come with.
595
00:33:54,461 --> 00:33:56,796
It's Rum Runner night at Club Oro.
596
00:34:12,437 --> 00:34:15,148
- Lookin' sharp, by the way, big boy.
- Really?
597
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:18,276
You don't think this is too Magnum?
598
00:34:18,359 --> 00:34:20,612
You could never go too Magnum.
599
00:34:20,695 --> 00:34:22,238
Maybe lose the hat, though.
600
00:34:23,448 --> 00:34:25,200
Ooh, hola, neighbors.
601
00:34:25,283 --> 00:34:29,287
- Butch, Ronald, this is my co-pilot, Joan.
- Ah.
602
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:32,957
Dawn dragged me along to make sure she
doesn't do anything to embarrass herself.
603
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,334
Who's watching you, then?
604
00:34:34,417 --> 00:34:36,002
- Oh, you're funny.
- Mmm-hmm.
605
00:34:36,086 --> 00:34:39,964
Buenas noches. Welcome to
Rum Runner night here at Club Oro.
606
00:34:40,048 --> 00:34:42,759
I'm Jorge, I'm gonna be your
shooter boy for the evening.
607
00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:45,720
Jorge, nice to meet you.
Who's this crazy fuck over here?
608
00:34:45,804 --> 00:34:48,890
Oh, he's, uh, shooter boy-in-training.
609
00:34:48,973 --> 00:34:51,101
He's just watching, observing,
no need to worry.
610
00:34:51,184 --> 00:34:52,352
How can I help you?
611
00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:54,354
How about four Panty Droppers?
612
00:34:54,437 --> 00:34:57,482
Oh, yeah!
Naughty, naughty, naughty!
613
00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:59,109
Whoo!
Hey!
614
00:35:00,777 --> 00:35:03,113
Jorge, I don't think it worked.
615
00:35:03,196 --> 00:35:06,032
Maybe they're not wearing panties.
616
00:35:06,116 --> 00:35:07,867
Guilty!
617
00:35:26,261 --> 00:35:27,929
Wow!
618
00:35:28,012 --> 00:35:31,141
- You boys can still bust a move, huh?
- Oh, yeah!
619
00:35:31,224 --> 00:35:33,143
Not bad for a couple of old farts.
620
00:35:33,226 --> 00:35:35,895
Please, I got you both beat.
How old are you?
621
00:35:35,979 --> 00:35:38,273
I'll put it to you this way,
we're over the speed limit.
622
00:35:38,356 --> 00:35:40,525
- No way! Y'all aren't 55.
- Mmm-mmm.
623
00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:43,778
You're right, Joan.
This guy just had his 57th birthday.
624
00:35:44,696 --> 00:35:48,658
Well, I've never been
afraid of doing over 55.
625
00:35:48,741 --> 00:35:51,911
Easy, Dawn. You're gonna overheat.
626
00:35:51,995 --> 00:35:54,164
We need to make a pit stop
in the little girls' room.
627
00:35:54,247 --> 00:35:57,125
Don't flood your engines
in there, huh?
628
00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,002
We got a long ride ahead of us.
629
00:36:00,378 --> 00:36:03,006
Hey, wait, why are you telling 'em
that we're in our mid-'50s?
630
00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:05,758
Whenever a chick asks me my age,
I always add ten years.
631
00:36:05,842 --> 00:36:06,843
Why do you do that?
632
00:36:06,926 --> 00:36:09,637
You tell them your real age,
they just shrug. No big deal.
633
00:36:09,721 --> 00:36:11,973
Now, you're the fountain of fucking youth.
634
00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:15,268
No wonder that chick stalks you.
Where did you learn to talk like this?
635
00:36:15,351 --> 00:36:16,895
You ever been in a threesome?
636
00:36:17,812 --> 00:36:21,274
I'm not guaranteeing anything, but,
uh, let's try to get that done for you.
637
00:36:21,357 --> 00:36:23,151
Are you shitting me?
638
00:36:31,409 --> 00:36:33,161
You gotta stop staring at me.
639
00:36:33,244 --> 00:36:34,829
Oh, sorry.
640
00:36:37,457 --> 00:36:41,002
You're still staring at me, man.
That's poor three-way etiquette.
641
00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:43,463
All right, Jorge.
Come on, rookie mistake.
642
00:36:43,546 --> 00:36:46,174
Why don't you let the doctor
get a turn in the cockpit, huh?
643
00:36:46,257 --> 00:36:47,634
Rotate for a minute.
644
00:36:47,717 --> 00:36:49,510
Okay, I'm cool.
645
00:36:49,594 --> 00:36:52,680
I'm gonna go take a dookie.
I'll be back in two. Got it?
646
00:36:53,473 --> 00:36:55,433
I'll just... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna chill here.
647
00:36:55,516 --> 00:36:59,896
Taking notes?
Good man.
648
00:36:59,979 --> 00:37:01,314
Hey, Dr. Ron, you know what?
649
00:37:01,397 --> 00:37:02,607
Let me hop in the saddle.
650
00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:04,859
My fuckin' arthritis
in my knees is killin' me.
651
00:37:04,943 --> 00:37:06,736
- Oh, okay. That's fine.
- Yeah, okay.
652
00:37:07,528 --> 00:37:09,989
This is not what
I had in mind when you said threesome!
653
00:37:10,073 --> 00:37:12,408
It's not my fault Joan passed out.
654
00:37:12,492 --> 00:37:13,910
But why shooter boy?
655
00:37:13,993 --> 00:37:15,995
I don't know, you're the one
who loves staring at him.
656
00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:17,080
Hey, Dawn.
657
00:37:17,163 --> 00:37:18,831
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
658
00:37:18,915 --> 00:37:20,959
The, uh, mover guys...
659
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:23,836
did they happen to give you
any information about us?
660
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,380
No.
661
00:37:25,463 --> 00:37:27,507
But I play tennis
with your real estate lady
662
00:37:27,590 --> 00:37:29,092
and she told me something.
663
00:37:29,175 --> 00:37:31,552
But she said not to repeat it to anyone.
664
00:37:31,636 --> 00:37:34,514
Oh, well, we're all getting close
here tonight, come on.
665
00:37:35,265 --> 00:37:39,352
Well, she said that the buyers, you guys,
seemed to be in an awful hurry.
666
00:37:39,435 --> 00:37:41,771
Like, maybe you were
on the run or somethin'.
667
00:37:41,854 --> 00:37:43,064
"On the run"?
668
00:37:43,147 --> 00:37:45,441
You bad boys.
669
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:50,280
- Oh! Oh, that's wonderful.
- Uh-huh.
670
00:37:50,363 --> 00:37:52,740
- Oh, thank you.
- Ah...
671
00:37:52,824 --> 00:37:55,576
You're welcome.
672
00:37:58,121 --> 00:37:59,706
Snake delivery!
673
00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:02,000
This the right address?
674
00:38:03,001 --> 00:38:05,336
Oh, shit.
Who ordered that?
675
00:38:07,171 --> 00:38:09,549
All right, Charlie.
Enjoy the view.
676
00:38:09,632 --> 00:38:13,636
Yo, what's up with the AC?
I'm fuckin' sweating my balls off in here.
677
00:38:14,262 --> 00:38:16,097
I'm sorry.
678
00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:22,562
Oh! There's the sex machine.
679
00:38:23,271 --> 00:38:24,564
Morning.
680
00:38:24,647 --> 00:38:26,399
You must be hungry.
681
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:30,528
One or two sausages?
682
00:38:31,821 --> 00:38:34,490
- One.
- Just the one. Okay.
683
00:38:36,492 --> 00:38:38,052
Would it be better if there were two...
684
00:38:38,077 --> 00:38:39,704
sweaty eggs underneath it?
685
00:38:39,787 --> 00:38:41,998
Come on.
686
00:38:42,081 --> 00:38:45,460
I gotta say, bud. You like it.
Right here, I'll just...
687
00:38:50,548 --> 00:38:51,549
Can I get some food?
688
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:53,259
Last one...
689
00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:59,057
Gotta be happy, though.
The tongue ring, Dawn dug it.
690
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,266
So did Jorge.
691
00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,685
Can we not talk about last night again?
Ever?
692
00:39:02,769 --> 00:39:03,811
All right.
693
00:39:03,895 --> 00:39:05,646
Everything was in balance, though, man.
694
00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:08,191
Dawn says that her husband
cheats on her all the time.
695
00:39:08,274 --> 00:39:10,735
- Wait, she's married?
- Yeah, she's married.
696
00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:13,363
Who do you think we're playing
golf with on Sunday?
697
00:39:13,446 --> 00:39:16,032
Are you fucking with me?
698
00:39:16,115 --> 00:39:17,658
No, we're playing golf with the guy.
I just...
699
00:39:17,742 --> 00:39:20,286
That face you just made
reminded me of last night with the dick,
700
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:21,829
when it came out, you were like...
701
00:39:21,913 --> 00:39:24,040
By the way,
I think that snake was a cobra,
702
00:39:24,123 --> 00:39:26,250
because it had a hood and a flat head.
703
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:27,752
It was so gross.
704
00:39:29,087 --> 00:39:30,546
You let that happen.
705
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:33,132
I gotta sit down.
I'm dizzy.
706
00:39:33,216 --> 00:39:35,136
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?
707
00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:38,221
Yes, the king is fucking hungover.
708
00:39:40,139 --> 00:39:41,140
Wow.
709
00:39:42,558 --> 00:39:44,977
Look at this.
You see that?
710
00:39:45,061 --> 00:39:46,771
Butch has a picture with Dr. Fishman.
711
00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:47,897
They knew each other.
712
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:50,983
Yeah, they got brought in together,
I assumed they were friends.
713
00:39:51,067 --> 00:39:52,568
Well, who's the girl?
Is that Dakota?
714
00:39:52,652 --> 00:39:54,779
No, Dakota's my dead guy's chick.
715
00:39:54,862 --> 00:39:56,364
That's yours, buddy.
716
00:39:56,447 --> 00:39:59,033
Your girlfriend or, uh...
look at the ring.
717
00:39:59,117 --> 00:40:00,785
Your wife.
718
00:40:00,868 --> 00:40:03,704
I'm married!
She's a babe.
719
00:40:03,788 --> 00:40:06,916
Yeah, look at you
fallin' in love all over again.
720
00:40:06,999 --> 00:40:08,751
Forgot about Jorge, did you?
721
00:40:15,299 --> 00:40:17,635
Whoo!
722
00:40:26,727 --> 00:40:27,937
Fuck.
723
00:40:38,990 --> 00:40:40,908
Hey!
724
00:40:40,992 --> 00:40:43,578
We got an underwater doorbell!
725
00:40:43,661 --> 00:40:45,329
Butch Ryder knew how to live!
726
00:40:45,413 --> 00:40:46,622
Fuck yeah, man.
727
00:40:46,706 --> 00:40:50,334
All right, you swim.
It's probably Dawn, ready for round two.
728
00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:52,712
Is that what the bell means, round two?
729
00:41:09,395 --> 00:41:11,314
What the fuck is this?
730
00:41:15,776 --> 00:41:16,819
Cheese...
731
00:41:18,321 --> 00:41:19,363
lettuce...
732
00:41:20,573 --> 00:41:22,158
Ah... No! Mustard.
733
00:41:24,243 --> 00:41:26,329
Not too much.
734
00:41:27,413 --> 00:41:28,581
Ooh!
735
00:41:29,665 --> 00:41:32,376
Hey! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Fishman!
736
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,128
What? Well, who are you?
737
00:41:34,212 --> 00:41:37,423
You know who the fuck I am!
And you know what you did!
738
00:41:37,507 --> 00:41:38,716
No, I don't.
739
00:41:38,799 --> 00:41:41,385
You tag-teamed my wife!
740
00:41:41,469 --> 00:41:45,181
Yeah, she told me all about your...
your little snake delivery!
741
00:41:45,264 --> 00:41:46,516
My snake delivery?
742
00:41:46,599 --> 00:41:48,893
That wasn't me!
That was Jorge, the shooter boy!
743
00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:50,937
- Get the fuck out of the pool. Get out!
- No, I can't.
744
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:53,189
- Get out of the fucking pool!
- It's not a good idea.
745
00:41:53,272 --> 00:41:54,649
You're not gonna come out?
746
00:41:54,732 --> 00:41:56,442
I'll come in there and break
your fucking skull.
747
00:41:56,526 --> 00:41:57,610
No! No, listen.
748
00:41:57,693 --> 00:41:59,779
Let's talk about this.
Let's have a beer together.
749
00:42:01,197 --> 00:42:02,240
What the...
750
00:42:05,701 --> 00:42:06,953
What the...
751
00:42:17,129 --> 00:42:18,214
Ow!
752
00:42:29,809 --> 00:42:31,811
And that's where the shit
really hit the fan.
753
00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:35,314
I was about to die for real
and I was not ready for that.
754
00:42:35,398 --> 00:42:38,276
Luckily, my friend Max was keeping
another secret from me...
755
00:42:40,111 --> 00:42:41,821
Daddy's got you.
756
00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:44,949
He was Action fucking Jackson.
757
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:07,179
Aren't you a little fucking tall
for gymnastics?
758
00:43:13,686 --> 00:43:16,731
- Oh!
- Let's go. Run, Ron! Ron, run!
759
00:43:16,814 --> 00:43:18,134
- Come on. Go. You're Ron.
- Yeah.
760
00:43:40,671 --> 00:43:42,882
Yeah, our friend at the bank was correct.
761
00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:46,218
Ryder and Fishman have
returned from the dead.
762
00:43:46,302 --> 00:43:50,056
These two gentlemen have
taken over their identities.
763
00:43:54,810 --> 00:43:58,898
Out of all the dead bodies in the world...
you pick the most wanted man in America?
764
00:44:00,483 --> 00:44:01,609
Stop swiping!
765
00:44:02,902 --> 00:44:04,487
How could you not have
researched these guys?
766
00:44:04,570 --> 00:44:05,863
I researched them.
767
00:44:05,946 --> 00:44:10,368
Dr. Ron's a very successful doctor
with an impeccable record,
768
00:44:10,451 --> 00:44:12,703
who, unfortunately,
got two bullets to the head.
769
00:44:12,787 --> 00:44:14,664
You said he died of natural causes!
770
00:44:14,747 --> 00:44:17,249
You naturally die
if you get two bullets to the head!
771
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:18,834
Maybe I'm not good with words.
772
00:44:18,918 --> 00:44:22,171
Who the hell are you, man?
And don't lie to me again!
773
00:44:22,254 --> 00:44:24,006
Okay, stop freaking out.
774
00:44:24,090 --> 00:44:26,759
You're right, I'm not a coroner.
775
00:44:27,426 --> 00:44:28,427
I'm a fucking...
776
00:44:29,345 --> 00:44:31,097
guidance counselor.
777
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:32,598
Shut the fuck up.
778
00:44:32,682 --> 00:44:35,810
How could a guidance counselor
take on trained assassins?
779
00:44:35,893 --> 00:44:37,520
I went to police academy.
780
00:44:37,603 --> 00:44:40,981
I wanted to be a motorcycle cop.
I took it very serious.
781
00:44:41,065 --> 00:44:43,484
I was number one in the class
in marksmanship.
782
00:44:43,567 --> 00:44:44,607
Then why aren't you a cop?
783
00:44:44,652 --> 00:44:47,697
- 'Cause I couldn't pop a fucking wheelie.
- You couldn't pop a wheelie?
784
00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:50,866
And I didn't fare too well
on the psychological exam.
785
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:54,412
That I believe. Wow.
786
00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:56,580
Now, where did you get these dead bodies?
787
00:44:56,664 --> 00:44:58,916
I found them dead.
788
00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:01,877
They were... gone.
I didn't kill 'em.
789
00:45:01,961 --> 00:45:04,380
And you never thought, for once,
that maybe their family,
790
00:45:04,463 --> 00:45:06,257
maybe their friends, a cop,
791
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:09,468
a ten-foot-tall assassin
might come lookin' for 'em?
792
00:45:09,552 --> 00:45:13,305
No... but I guess that's why
I should've come clean before.
793
00:45:13,389 --> 00:45:17,059
You always think shit through
better than I do.
794
00:45:18,144 --> 00:45:19,937
What's our next move?
What do we do now?
795
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:22,398
What do we do? That's easy.
We turn ourselves in.
796
00:45:22,481 --> 00:45:24,316
Okay.
I want to do that, too.
797
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,986
We're looking at 25 to 30 years,
but I can handle that.
798
00:45:27,069 --> 00:45:29,363
No! No, you said it was five to ten.
799
00:45:29,447 --> 00:45:33,033
That was before we stole all that money.
And we shot Dawn's husband.
800
00:45:33,117 --> 00:45:34,618
You shot Dawn's husband!
801
00:45:34,702 --> 00:45:37,121
I only shot him
because you tag-teamed his wife,
802
00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:38,524
you fucking degenerate.
803
00:45:38,581 --> 00:45:41,375
What do you think a Puerto Rican jury
is gonna say about that?
804
00:45:41,459 --> 00:45:43,544
Oh, my God, we're screwed.
805
00:45:44,336 --> 00:45:46,046
- God, I'm an idiot.
- No, no, no, no, no.
806
00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:47,923
- We can get out of this.
- I'm so stupid.
807
00:45:48,007 --> 00:45:51,969
All we gotta do is find out why these guys
wanna kill us and then we'll stop 'em.
808
00:45:52,052 --> 00:45:54,555
They're involved with somethin'
fuckin' shady, right?
809
00:45:54,638 --> 00:45:57,308
The mob or drugs or some shit,
I don't know.
810
00:45:57,391 --> 00:45:58,991
- Yeah.
- You know who would know?
811
00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:00,060
Who would know?
812
00:46:01,103 --> 00:46:03,647
Dr. Ronald Fishman's wife...
813
00:46:03,731 --> 00:46:06,567
who happens to be pretty hot, by the way.
814
00:46:06,650 --> 00:46:09,862
So we decided to go back
to the States to talk to Mrs. Fishman.
815
00:46:09,945 --> 00:46:14,366
As suicidal as it seemed to follow Max,
it was my only option.
816
00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:16,744
And with no place to live
and no way to get around,
817
00:46:16,827 --> 00:46:18,746
we found a way to combine the two.
818
00:46:23,167 --> 00:46:24,835
We found the house easy enough
819
00:46:24,919 --> 00:46:26,921
but we couldn't just go up
and knock on the door.
820
00:46:27,004 --> 00:46:29,840
Our meeting with Mrs. Fishman
had to seem accidental.
821
00:46:35,554 --> 00:46:38,516
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you like that, do you?
822
00:46:39,517 --> 00:46:40,559
I know you like that.
823
00:46:40,643 --> 00:46:43,604
'Cause you're my dirty,
824
00:46:43,687 --> 00:46:46,023
crazy, sweet girl.
825
00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:47,816
- Max?
- Oh!
826
00:46:48,984 --> 00:46:50,319
What's up?
827
00:46:50,819 --> 00:46:51,946
What are you doing?
828
00:46:52,029 --> 00:46:53,948
What was I doing?
829
00:46:54,073 --> 00:46:57,493
I, uh... was having some fun,
I guess, you know.
830
00:46:57,576 --> 00:47:00,079
We all didn't get to play
Three Amigos the other night.
831
00:47:00,162 --> 00:47:02,248
So, I was just looking for some relief.
832
00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:05,834
You... Who were you talking to?
833
00:47:05,918 --> 00:47:09,880
I was talking to a 1-800 number, uh,
"Dial-a-boner."
834
00:47:09,964 --> 00:47:12,925
A girl talks dirty to you
while you fuck a doll.
835
00:47:13,008 --> 00:47:15,761
It's five bucks a minute.
Good to be back in the States.
836
00:47:15,844 --> 00:47:18,847
You say that like it's so normal.
837
00:47:20,266 --> 00:47:21,600
Oh, there she is.
There she is.
838
00:47:21,684 --> 00:47:22,810
Oh, shit.
839
00:47:26,438 --> 00:47:27,439
Yeah.
840
00:47:27,523 --> 00:47:29,984
Well, doc,
your wife has a very nice body.
841
00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:31,485
What's the plan?
842
00:47:31,569 --> 00:47:33,209
- Follow her. Just follow her.
- What? Yeah?
843
00:47:33,279 --> 00:47:34,799
You can do this.
You can do this.
844
00:47:35,489 --> 00:47:37,825
Go, go, go.
Don't let her get too far away.
845
00:47:47,251 --> 00:47:48,544
What the fuck?
846
00:47:48,627 --> 00:47:50,713
Oh, my God!
847
00:47:50,796 --> 00:47:53,507
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Are you all right?
848
00:47:53,591 --> 00:47:55,551
Jesus, what the hell were you thinking?
849
00:47:55,634 --> 00:47:57,720
That's why I bought you a phone book!
850
00:47:57,803 --> 00:48:00,097
So you could see
over the fucking steering wheel!
851
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:01,724
Sit on it next time!
852
00:48:01,807 --> 00:48:03,767
It's okay, sweetheart.
I'm an EMT.
853
00:48:03,851 --> 00:48:06,645
Let me just make sure you're all right,
check your head.
854
00:48:06,729 --> 00:48:08,230
What's your name, dear?
855
00:48:08,314 --> 00:48:09,523
Heather Fishman.
856
00:48:09,607 --> 00:48:12,151
And how many asshole drivers
can you see right now?
857
00:48:12,901 --> 00:48:15,529
- One.
- Right on the money. Good.
858
00:48:15,613 --> 00:48:17,531
So, can we get you back to your house?
859
00:48:17,615 --> 00:48:19,241
- Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.
- Yeah.
860
00:48:19,325 --> 00:48:20,409
Oh!
861
00:48:20,492 --> 00:48:21,994
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
862
00:48:22,077 --> 00:48:25,080
I just wanna say,
even though I'm friends with him,
863
00:48:25,164 --> 00:48:28,751
if you choose to sue him,
I will testify on your behalf.
864
00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:29,918
Not a problem.
865
00:48:30,002 --> 00:48:32,630
Aw, that's sweet of you,
but I don't think that'll be necessary.
866
00:48:32,713 --> 00:48:34,214
- I'm pretty sure it's just a bruise.
- Yeah?
867
00:48:34,298 --> 00:48:35,716
- Yeah.
- How about the ice?
868
00:48:35,799 --> 00:48:36,925
- Let's get the ice.
- I know. I got it.
869
00:48:37,009 --> 00:48:39,261
- Oh, you found the kitchen. Okay.
- Yeah, that's right.
870
00:48:39,345 --> 00:48:40,929
All right, here you go.
I'm gonna...
871
00:48:41,013 --> 00:48:42,348
- I'll put it right there.
- Okay.
872
00:48:42,431 --> 00:48:44,308
I think if you elevate it
above your heart,
873
00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,226
that's what's supposed to be good for it.
874
00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:47,936
It's actually my other knee.
875
00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:51,732
Okay, all right. So, lift that up.
And I'll put the ice like this.
876
00:48:51,815 --> 00:48:53,484
What are you doing right now?
877
00:48:53,567 --> 00:48:55,611
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
- Ow!
878
00:48:55,694 --> 00:48:56,820
I'm sorry, I didn't...
879
00:48:56,904 --> 00:48:58,822
- It's fine.
- Here. Here. Okay.
880
00:48:58,906 --> 00:49:02,117
Don't be mad at him, he gets nervous
every time he likes somebody.
881
00:49:02,201 --> 00:49:03,661
Whoops, did I say that?
882
00:49:05,287 --> 00:49:07,247
Oh, you want us to get that for you?
883
00:49:07,331 --> 00:49:09,917
- Oh, no, that's okay, I can handle it.
- But your knee...
884
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,251
You guys can leave, I'm fine.
885
00:49:11,335 --> 00:49:12,961
- Honestly, guys, you can leave.
- Sure.
886
00:49:13,045 --> 00:49:14,046
What do we do?
887
00:49:24,723 --> 00:49:26,350
Mrs. Fishman, I'm so sorry.
888
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:27,851
I'm gonna have to get you out of here.
889
00:49:27,935 --> 00:49:28,936
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
890
00:49:33,023 --> 00:49:34,233
Whoa, whoa. Mrs. Fishman!
891
00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:35,567
Wait! Wait! Wait! Please!
892
00:49:35,651 --> 00:49:37,444
We're here to help you,
not hurt you, I promise.
893
00:49:37,528 --> 00:49:39,571
We got off on the wrong foot.
My name is Charlie.
894
00:49:41,907 --> 00:49:43,409
What the fuck?
895
00:49:43,492 --> 00:49:46,412
Please, let me go!
896
00:49:58,549 --> 00:49:59,633
Let me out!
897
00:49:59,717 --> 00:50:00,801
- Let me out!
- Heather!
898
00:50:00,884 --> 00:50:02,636
- Let me out!
- Calm down!
899
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,763
Calm down, we're the good guys,
I promise you.
900
00:50:04,847 --> 00:50:06,265
- You have to trust us. Please.
- "Trust you"?
901
00:50:06,348 --> 00:50:08,475
You kidnap me, and you hit me
with a Winnebago...
902
00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:09,685
We did that for a reason!
903
00:50:09,768 --> 00:50:12,146
- "A reason"?
- Listen to me, I have proof.
904
00:50:12,229 --> 00:50:13,522
- We are not lying.
- You better show me proof!
905
00:50:13,605 --> 00:50:15,816
Mrs. Fishman, this is your husband.
906
00:50:17,151 --> 00:50:19,278
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?
907
00:50:19,361 --> 00:50:20,487
She wanted proof!
908
00:50:20,571 --> 00:50:23,365
A dead, naked picture of him
makes us look like the bad guys.
909
00:50:23,449 --> 00:50:24,533
- Hey, I don't know.
- Don't you think?
910
00:50:24,616 --> 00:50:26,535
Can you please pull over?
I can't breathe.
911
00:50:26,618 --> 00:50:28,818
- It's so hot in here.
- I'll pull over! I'll pull over!
912
00:50:30,539 --> 00:50:31,707
She's upset.
Yeah.
913
00:50:31,790 --> 00:50:33,625
She's upset.
914
00:50:33,709 --> 00:50:36,712
Do you think we could run to the doctor
for two seconds, I just feel like this...
915
00:50:36,795 --> 00:50:39,465
We don't got time, buddy.
Just get over that.
916
00:50:39,548 --> 00:50:41,258
So Ronnie's really gone?
917
00:50:42,050 --> 00:50:44,428
Uh... yeah, I'm afraid so.
918
00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:45,971
I have been looking for him.
919
00:50:46,054 --> 00:50:48,932
I kept praying that he was safe, but...
920
00:50:49,016 --> 00:50:51,018
deep down,
I knew something bad had happened.
921
00:50:51,101 --> 00:50:53,854
We are so sorry for your loss.
922
00:50:53,937 --> 00:50:57,274
If it's any consolation,
your husband went quickly and peacefully.
923
00:50:57,357 --> 00:50:59,359
Just...
924
00:50:59,443 --> 00:51:00,611
two shots to the skull,
925
00:51:00,694 --> 00:51:03,094
right through there, then...
out the end.
926
00:51:03,155 --> 00:51:04,156
Oh, my God!
927
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:06,241
What he says is...
928
00:51:06,325 --> 00:51:10,162
He's saying that we're very sorry,
but we also have one more problem.
929
00:51:10,245 --> 00:51:13,248
You see, there are some people out there
that think I'm your husband,
930
00:51:13,332 --> 00:51:15,125
- and they're trying to kill me.
- Right.
931
00:51:15,209 --> 00:51:16,668
Why do they think you're Ronnie?
932
00:51:16,752 --> 00:51:20,088
Well, he stole your husband's ID
and started impersonating him.
933
00:51:20,172 --> 00:51:22,800
He's also wearing his clothes
like a fucking weirdo.
934
00:51:22,883 --> 00:51:25,636
We figure the same people
that are trying to kill us...
935
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:26,887
are the ones who shot your husband.
936
00:51:26,970 --> 00:51:29,264
"Us"? And who are you pretending to be?
937
00:51:29,348 --> 00:51:31,308
The legendary Butch Ryder.
938
00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:32,935
Butch Ryder?
939
00:51:33,018 --> 00:51:34,478
- You know him?
- Yeah.
940
00:51:34,561 --> 00:51:35,646
Yeah.
941
00:51:36,313 --> 00:51:39,358
We found pictures of you and your husband
on Butch's tablet.
942
00:51:39,441 --> 00:51:41,610
Was he a patient of his or something?
943
00:51:41,693 --> 00:51:46,240
No, Ronnie didn't practice anymore.
He ran a pharmaceutical research firm.
944
00:51:46,365 --> 00:51:49,243
Butch was his friend.
They used to ride motorcycles together.
945
00:51:49,326 --> 00:51:51,370
He... he said he was a fun guy.
946
00:51:51,453 --> 00:51:54,998
Fun enough to land himself on the FBI's
Most Wanted list.
947
00:51:55,082 --> 00:51:56,166
- What?
- Yeah.
948
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:59,127
- Oh, my God.
- Both of their bodies were found together.
949
00:51:59,211 --> 00:52:02,881
We think maybe Butch got your husband
tangled into some trouble.
950
00:52:03,841 --> 00:52:07,678
Well, I guess that would make sense
why our house was broken into last week.
951
00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:09,346
Did they take anything?
952
00:52:09,429 --> 00:52:12,349
Oh, that was the weird part,
they just tore apart Ronnie's study.
953
00:52:13,517 --> 00:52:15,310
I bet they were looking for something.
954
00:52:15,394 --> 00:52:17,187
Astonishing work there, Nancy Drew.
955
00:52:17,271 --> 00:52:21,024
Anyways, did he ever come to your house?
Did he possibly hide something there?
956
00:52:21,108 --> 00:52:22,150
No.
957
00:52:22,234 --> 00:52:24,444
Ronnie would always meet him
at some biker bar,
958
00:52:24,570 --> 00:52:26,905
this place, um, off of Route 80.
959
00:52:26,989 --> 00:52:28,323
Bing-bang, let's roll.
960
00:52:28,407 --> 00:52:31,034
- Okay. Hey, come on. Come with us.
- I'm going there?
961
00:52:44,298 --> 00:52:46,550
I can't believe
Ronnie used to come to this place.
962
00:52:46,633 --> 00:52:47,634
Yes, shocking.
963
00:52:47,718 --> 00:52:49,720
So, you gonna make a move on that,
or am I gonna do it?
964
00:52:49,803 --> 00:52:52,431
Jeez, her husband just died.
She's mourning, for Christ's sake.
965
00:52:52,514 --> 00:52:55,183
Yeah, then she needs
a nice dick to cry on.
966
00:53:00,230 --> 00:53:01,398
Hey... Encino Man, how are you?
967
00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:04,943
I was wondering if you happen
to know a badass...
968
00:53:05,944 --> 00:53:08,030
by the name of Butch Ryder?
969
00:53:08,822 --> 00:53:12,075
Yeah, I know Butch, and I'll tell you
the same thing I told the cops,
970
00:53:12,159 --> 00:53:13,577
I ain't seen him in months.
971
00:53:13,660 --> 00:53:15,913
Now, order some drinks or get out.
972
00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:19,082
Three Jamesons.
973
00:53:20,584 --> 00:53:23,253
Hope you're proud of yourself,
killing that tiny elephant
974
00:53:23,337 --> 00:53:25,881
and putting his tusk in your nose.
Real tough.
975
00:53:27,507 --> 00:53:28,967
Here's to new friends.
976
00:53:29,843 --> 00:53:32,095
- To Ronnie.
- Yeah. Yeah, him, too.
977
00:53:34,723 --> 00:53:36,808
Good God.
Jameson, man.
978
00:53:36,892 --> 00:53:39,227
Every time,
it reminds me of my 55th birthday party.
979
00:53:39,311 --> 00:53:41,730
Remember that night?
Wasn't that the best?
980
00:53:41,813 --> 00:53:44,191
- Come on. You're 55?
- Can you believe that?
981
00:53:44,274 --> 00:53:49,363
I'm actually gonna be 57 next week.
Where does time go?
982
00:53:49,446 --> 00:53:51,949
Wow, you look amazing.
983
00:53:52,032 --> 00:53:53,575
Well, I eat a lot of fruit.
984
00:53:54,534 --> 00:53:55,994
Peaches are my favorite.
985
00:53:56,078 --> 00:53:59,539
I can eat a peach for about two,
three hours.
986
00:53:59,623 --> 00:54:01,625
Mmm...
987
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:04,920
You think he's old... I'm 66.
988
00:54:05,003 --> 00:54:06,922
Yeah, I can see that.
989
00:54:07,923 --> 00:54:09,841
- Seventy?
- Hey.
990
00:54:09,925 --> 00:54:12,469
It's not The Price Is Right.
We'll be right back.
991
00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:14,221
Gonna talk to him for a sec.
992
00:54:14,721 --> 00:54:15,889
What the hell are you doing?
993
00:54:16,473 --> 00:54:17,933
Chicks don't wanna fuck senior citizens.
994
00:54:18,016 --> 00:54:20,227
Senior citizens don't wanna
fuck senior citizens.
995
00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:23,146
Look at her, she's so far
out of my league, I can't think.
996
00:54:23,230 --> 00:54:26,191
But she's grieving,
which makes her vulnerable,
997
00:54:26,274 --> 00:54:27,609
which means you have a shot.
998
00:54:27,693 --> 00:54:31,113
Now, first time you feel like
there's a moment, seize it.
999
00:54:31,196 --> 00:54:32,406
Look her in the eyes,
1000
00:54:32,489 --> 00:54:34,616
grab the back of her neck,
1001
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:36,451
say nothing...
1002
00:54:36,535 --> 00:54:39,162
and then fuck her in the mouth
with your tongue.
1003
00:54:39,746 --> 00:54:41,456
- You're a psycho.
- Fuck you.
1004
00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:44,042
So Benjamin Button here is gonna
buy you another drink.
1005
00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:46,586
I'm gonna go look for a canary
and make him sing.
1006
00:54:49,047 --> 00:54:52,092
Hey, Bamm-Bamm,
can we get two more, man?
1007
00:54:53,802 --> 00:54:55,095
All right.
1008
00:54:55,178 --> 00:54:57,472
Let's look at your hand, Grandpa.
1009
00:54:57,556 --> 00:54:59,599
I used to be a nurse.
That's how I met Ronnie.
1010
00:54:59,683 --> 00:55:03,061
What's the prognosis?
You think you can... save it?
1011
00:55:03,145 --> 00:55:04,146
Let's see.
1012
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,983
- To numbing the pain?
- Sure.
1013
00:55:12,779 --> 00:55:14,990
That is for hitting me with the Winnebago.
1014
00:55:17,951 --> 00:55:20,704
Hey, gentlemen?
Anybody using this chair?
1015
00:55:20,787 --> 00:55:22,622
- It's yours.
- Thanks.
1016
00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:27,377
What kind of hogs you riding nowadays?
1017
00:55:27,461 --> 00:55:30,630
I've still got my...
Whoa!
1018
00:55:30,714 --> 00:55:33,300
Where the hell is Butch?
What did you do with him?
1019
00:55:33,383 --> 00:55:36,219
He's at the bottom of the ocean.
Let me show you a picture.
1020
00:55:36,303 --> 00:55:38,138
- You killed him!
- No, no, no! He didn't kill him!
1021
00:55:38,221 --> 00:55:39,890
We're trying to find the guys who did.
1022
00:55:39,973 --> 00:55:44,394
Then why is this sick bastard
wearing Butch's tats and jewelry?
1023
00:55:44,478 --> 00:55:46,396
Because he's a sick bastard,
but he's telling you the truth.
1024
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,120
He didn't kill Butch and he didn't
kill my husband, Ronnie, either.
1025
00:55:49,858 --> 00:55:51,109
You're Mrs. Fishman?
1026
00:55:51,193 --> 00:55:52,319
Yes.
1027
00:55:53,445 --> 00:55:54,488
Fuck!
1028
00:55:55,572 --> 00:55:58,158
Butch was diagnosed
with stage-four cancer.
1029
00:55:58,241 --> 00:56:00,285
He was given six months to live.
1030
00:56:01,244 --> 00:56:02,746
So that's how they met.
1031
00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:05,457
Ronnie was working
on some promising cancer treatments.
1032
00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:07,000
More than promising.
1033
00:56:07,084 --> 00:56:09,920
Butch told me Ronnie developed
a magic bullet.
1034
00:56:10,003 --> 00:56:12,172
It was a treatment
that used an MRI machine
1035
00:56:12,255 --> 00:56:15,592
to target the bad cells
and not kill the good ones.
1036
00:56:15,675 --> 00:56:17,594
I had no idea they had gotten that far.
1037
00:56:17,677 --> 00:56:22,224
Well, they were conducting some secret,
non-FDA approved clinical trials.
1038
00:56:22,307 --> 00:56:24,559
Butch and some other guys
were the guinea pigs.
1039
00:56:24,643 --> 00:56:27,604
- And it was working?
- Bet your ass it was working.
1040
00:56:27,687 --> 00:56:30,857
Guys were getting better,
no fucking side effects.
1041
00:56:30,941 --> 00:56:33,860
When Ronnie had to shut down the program,
they both were devastated.
1042
00:56:33,944 --> 00:56:34,903
Which leads me to ask,
1043
00:56:34,986 --> 00:56:38,281
why the fuck would they close down
a program that was working?
1044
00:56:38,365 --> 00:56:43,370
Money. Ronnie's partner, Shecky,
Arthur Sheck, he was the money guy.
1045
00:56:43,453 --> 00:56:45,573
He called up one day,
suddenly the funds had dried up,
1046
00:56:45,622 --> 00:56:47,916
and they had to cancel
all these research programs.
1047
00:56:47,999 --> 00:56:51,086
- That must have been one of 'em.
- Yes, ma'am, it was.
1048
00:56:51,169 --> 00:56:54,422
Until Butch and your husband
took matters into their own hands.
1049
00:56:54,506 --> 00:56:57,425
- What does that mean?
- It means Butch started knocking off banks
1050
00:56:57,509 --> 00:56:59,636
to have enough money
to continue the treatments.
1051
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:00,804
Holy shit.
1052
00:57:00,887 --> 00:57:04,891
When he got that pretty little face of his
on the FBI's Most Wanted List...
1053
00:57:04,975 --> 00:57:10,188
they sent me down to Puerto Rico
to set up their secret hideaway.
1054
00:57:10,272 --> 00:57:13,275
But I guess they... never made it there.
1055
00:57:14,234 --> 00:57:15,402
Wait a minute.
1056
00:57:16,319 --> 00:57:17,487
You're Dakota?
1057
00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,239
Yeah.
1058
00:57:19,322 --> 00:57:21,575
"Dakota sounds hot."
1059
00:57:21,658 --> 00:57:22,826
Oh, fuck you.
1060
00:57:22,909 --> 00:57:25,078
Sounds like you and Butch
were pretty close.
1061
00:57:25,162 --> 00:57:29,249
He knew me like no other man
had ever known me before.
1062
00:57:29,332 --> 00:57:31,751
Tough, but tender.
1063
00:57:31,835 --> 00:57:33,253
What's this now?
1064
00:57:34,754 --> 00:57:37,132
We were fuck buddies for years.
1065
00:57:37,215 --> 00:57:41,052
Until Dr. Ronnie came along
and stole his heart away.
1066
00:57:41,136 --> 00:57:42,596
No disrespect.
1067
00:57:44,222 --> 00:57:46,224
Oh, shit, you didn't know?
1068
00:57:47,392 --> 00:57:51,688
Oh, sugar... I am so, so sorry.
1069
00:57:52,647 --> 00:57:54,807
- This explains a lot.
- The thing is,
1070
00:57:54,858 --> 00:57:56,860
Dr. Ronnie and Butch were killed
1071
00:57:56,943 --> 00:57:59,404
not because they were
in love with each other,
1072
00:57:59,488 --> 00:58:03,325
or knockin' off banks...
because they were trying to cure cancer.
1073
00:58:04,618 --> 00:58:06,828
Which is fucking disgraceful.
1074
00:58:07,370 --> 00:58:09,664
This gets me so goddamn upset.
1075
00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:15,295
That brings back some nice memories.
1076
00:58:18,590 --> 00:58:20,800
You know, I gotta give you credit.
1077
00:58:20,884 --> 00:58:23,512
You rock that jewelry real well.
1078
00:58:23,595 --> 00:58:26,640
You know, that's how we met.
I'm a jewelry designer.
1079
00:58:26,723 --> 00:58:29,809
- Oh.
- And Butch, that boy loved his bling.
1080
00:58:29,893 --> 00:58:30,936
Oh, yeah?
1081
00:58:31,019 --> 00:58:34,731
Did you make Dr. Ronald's
tongue ring, too?
1082
00:58:34,814 --> 00:58:36,107
I like it, it's fun.
1083
00:58:36,191 --> 00:58:38,318
Yeah, that's one of mine.
1084
00:58:38,401 --> 00:58:40,820
But... that ain't a tongue ring.
1085
00:58:40,904 --> 00:58:42,113
That's a cock stud.
1086
00:58:42,197 --> 00:58:45,116
What? What?
1087
00:58:47,118 --> 00:58:49,663
I can't believe you let me put
a cock stud in my mouth!
1088
00:58:49,746 --> 00:58:52,207
I can't believe my husband had
a cock stud in his cock.
1089
00:58:52,290 --> 00:58:53,625
Yeah, that's worse.
Come on, that's worse.
1090
00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,001
Don't be a baby.
1091
00:58:55,961 --> 00:58:57,170
- And Max...
- Yeah.
1092
00:58:57,254 --> 00:59:01,841
If you need some place to lay low...
you can always shack up with me, baby boy.
1093
00:59:01,925 --> 00:59:04,511
Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Dakota.
1094
00:59:04,594 --> 00:59:08,098
I just don't know how safe
that would be for me or you.
1095
00:59:10,892 --> 00:59:15,522
I know you wanna kiss me...
but I'm not your Butch.
1096
00:59:15,605 --> 00:59:17,148
I'll never be Butch.
1097
00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:21,861
What I can do is give you a mental image
to go enjoy yourself later with.
1098
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,077
You're a bad boy.
1099
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,747
Oh, choke on it, baby, choke me.
1100
00:59:32,831 --> 00:59:34,624
Is this your friend?
1101
00:59:36,751 --> 00:59:39,796
Ooh... Oh, yeah.
1102
00:59:42,132 --> 00:59:44,426
Did he just cum in his pants?
1103
00:59:48,597 --> 00:59:49,681
The Gymnast.
1104
00:59:50,515 --> 00:59:51,808
No!
1105
00:59:56,813 --> 00:59:59,107
- What are you doing? Go that way!
- Donuts!
1106
01:00:01,526 --> 01:00:02,736
Where am I?
1107
01:00:02,819 --> 01:00:04,654
You cannot find me?
1108
01:00:07,157 --> 01:00:10,368
I ain't afraid of you,
I ain't afraid of fucking nothing!
1109
01:00:15,290 --> 01:00:19,419
You don't kill me. I kill you.
1110
01:00:27,802 --> 01:00:32,015
And the Russian judges give that
a what-the-fuck-just-happened-there?
1111
01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:35,143
I can't believe that guy found us!
1112
01:00:35,226 --> 01:00:36,770
What do we do?
We gotta hide out somewhere.
1113
01:00:36,853 --> 01:00:38,605
My mother's summer cottage.
1114
01:00:38,688 --> 01:00:39,928
- Your mother's cottage?
- Yeah.
1115
01:00:39,981 --> 01:00:41,149
You don't wanna drag her into all this.
1116
01:00:41,232 --> 01:00:43,318
It's all right.
She's senile as hell now.
1117
01:00:43,401 --> 01:00:45,528
She sat on the toilet
the other day for six hours
1118
01:00:45,612 --> 01:00:47,822
thinking she was on a bus to Disney World.
1119
01:00:47,906 --> 01:00:51,284
They could torture the shit out of her.
She wouldn't cough up a word.
1120
01:01:02,379 --> 01:01:03,755
Not many houses on this island.
1121
01:01:03,838 --> 01:01:06,466
Oh, yeah, we're secluded.
No one's gonna find us here.
1122
01:01:06,549 --> 01:01:07,676
Hey, check this out.
1123
01:01:07,759 --> 01:01:10,720
- That old YZinger? You have that still?
- Yeah!
1124
01:01:10,804 --> 01:01:12,430
You were a mad man on that.
1125
01:01:12,514 --> 01:01:15,350
I could never pop a wheelie,
but guess who got me that thing?
1126
01:01:15,433 --> 01:01:17,686
- Who?
- Your dad.
1127
01:01:17,769 --> 01:01:20,438
- My dad?
- Your dad, after my father died.
1128
01:01:20,522 --> 01:01:23,400
He did stuff like that all the time
for me, I'll never forget that.
1129
01:01:23,483 --> 01:01:25,485
Just looked out for me
when I was growing up.
1130
01:01:25,568 --> 01:01:26,736
Sounds like a good man.
1131
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:27,904
- The best.
- If he's such a good man,
1132
01:01:27,987 --> 01:01:29,114
why didn't he give me one?
1133
01:01:29,197 --> 01:01:30,573
Well, look at you.
1134
01:01:30,657 --> 01:01:34,077
You were good at reading.
Just stick with that. Come on.
1135
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,400
"Look at you."
That's the only answer you have.
1136
01:01:36,705 --> 01:01:38,790
My mother is gonna be psyched to see you.
1137
01:01:38,873 --> 01:01:40,750
How senile is your mom?
Will she remember me?
1138
01:01:40,834 --> 01:01:42,554
Of course,
she talks about you all the time.
1139
01:01:42,836 --> 01:01:44,045
- Oh!
- Mom!
1140
01:01:44,129 --> 01:01:45,630
Mom! What are you doing?
1141
01:01:45,714 --> 01:01:47,549
The fridge! The fridge!
1142
01:01:47,632 --> 01:01:51,803
Come on, the pizza guy, the president,
the mailman, the gardener, the me!
1143
01:01:51,886 --> 01:01:55,890
I called you on the phone, remember?
That's why you set dinner up for us.
1144
01:01:56,808 --> 01:01:59,519
Oh!
Max!
1145
01:01:59,602 --> 01:02:00,729
Ah, there you go.
Oh, a jump.
1146
01:02:01,938 --> 01:02:03,189
I love you.
1147
01:02:03,273 --> 01:02:04,649
Look who's here.
1148
01:02:05,650 --> 01:02:08,653
Sonny Bono and Donna Summer!
1149
01:02:08,737 --> 01:02:12,741
What hurt more?
The frying pan or the Sonny Bono thing?
1150
01:02:12,824 --> 01:02:15,618
It's all pretty bad today.
1151
01:02:18,037 --> 01:02:19,831
I still can't believe it.
1152
01:02:19,914 --> 01:02:23,668
My Maxi's best friend,
little Charlie McMillan.
1153
01:02:23,752 --> 01:02:28,047
You know, after all these years,
he never stopped talking about you.
1154
01:02:28,131 --> 01:02:30,258
- How you're so successful.
- Mmm-hmm.
1155
01:02:30,341 --> 01:02:35,221
Became the big branch manager
of Save & Pay Supermarkets.
1156
01:02:35,305 --> 01:02:37,849
You got a good memory, Mom.
1157
01:02:37,932 --> 01:02:42,520
I hear you married the prom queen.
What was that whore's name again?
1158
01:02:42,604 --> 01:02:44,814
Uh, Nikki.
1159
01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:46,816
And we're not married anymore,
Mrs. Kessler.
1160
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,276
She wasn't very nice to me.
1161
01:02:48,359 --> 01:02:53,239
Good, I hope you didn't catch
any sores from her filthy...
1162
01:02:53,323 --> 01:02:54,949
you know...
1163
01:02:55,033 --> 01:02:56,117
vagina.
1164
01:02:56,201 --> 01:02:57,952
Oh...
1165
01:02:58,036 --> 01:03:00,246
No, there was none of...
That wasn't the reason.
1166
01:03:01,664 --> 01:03:04,167
Hey, who's that cute kid on the fridge?
1167
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:08,755
Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous?
He's coming to see me next week.
1168
01:03:10,465 --> 01:03:14,177
What the hell are you talking about?
Visit you next week? That's me, Ma.
1169
01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,304
You're Little Maxi?
1170
01:03:16,387 --> 01:03:17,847
No, I'm Big Maxi!
1171
01:03:17,931 --> 01:03:20,934
You remember the Save & Pay job,
but you don't remember I grew up?
1172
01:03:21,017 --> 01:03:25,021
Uh... I remember you loved
that little Jimmie Walker T-shirt.
1173
01:03:25,104 --> 01:03:27,941
See, I love how he remembers
this stuff and... and you...
1174
01:03:28,733 --> 01:03:32,695
I just wish you showed up at my funeral.
Maybe, uh, that's what's bothering me.
1175
01:03:32,779 --> 01:03:33,988
You're a ghost?
1176
01:03:35,740 --> 01:03:38,076
Oh, I'm so confused.
1177
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,286
It's not you, I'm sorry.
1178
01:03:40,370 --> 01:03:44,582
Don't be upset. I love you.
I know, you're just old... and crazy.
1179
01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:48,670
Hey, one thing you shouldn't
be confused about...
1180
01:03:48,753 --> 01:03:50,588
I don't work at Save & Pay.
1181
01:03:51,589 --> 01:03:54,717
I work... I work in the bank inside of...
I'm a bank manager.
1182
01:03:54,801 --> 01:03:56,928
Hey, guys, I just got
off the phone with Shecky.
1183
01:03:57,011 --> 01:04:00,723
He has no idea Ronald's dead.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.
1184
01:04:00,807 --> 01:04:02,725
Or he's pretending he has no idea.
1185
01:04:04,727 --> 01:04:06,967
Everybody be cool.
It's probably just the fuse box.
1186
01:04:07,021 --> 01:04:08,231
Happens all the time.
1187
01:04:08,314 --> 01:04:09,941
I don't know,
somebody could be out there, Max.
1188
01:04:10,024 --> 01:04:11,442
Ma, where's my bag?
1189
01:04:11,526 --> 01:04:13,528
I don't remember.
Yeah, that's a shock.
1190
01:04:13,611 --> 01:04:15,780
Found it.
1191
01:04:15,864 --> 01:04:17,448
You okay?
Yeah.
1192
01:04:17,532 --> 01:04:19,200
You know, I'm the kind of guy
1193
01:04:19,284 --> 01:04:21,202
who always carries
a rubber in my wallet...
1194
01:04:21,286 --> 01:04:24,122
...and an umbrella in my trunk.
1195
01:04:24,205 --> 01:04:26,583
'Cause you never know
when you're gonna fuck in the rain.
1196
01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:27,792
Max!
1197
01:04:27,876 --> 01:04:30,503
Ma, you know you fucked in the rain.
Relax.
1198
01:04:30,587 --> 01:04:32,714
That's true.
And the snow.
1199
01:04:32,797 --> 01:04:34,424
Yeah!
Max, wait.
1200
01:04:34,507 --> 01:04:36,050
You don't know if it's safe out there.
1201
01:04:36,134 --> 01:04:37,635
Yeah? For who?
1202
01:04:54,319 --> 01:04:56,487
Yep, it's the fuse box!
1203
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,369
Holy fuck!
1204
01:05:06,748 --> 01:05:09,375
Stupid, selfish, son of a bitch!
1205
01:05:09,459 --> 01:05:13,296
- Whoa!
- I am so tired of these games!
1206
01:05:13,379 --> 01:05:14,839
I know you are!
1207
01:05:15,924 --> 01:05:17,675
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
1208
01:05:17,759 --> 01:05:19,636
I can't do it.
You need to come back to me.
1209
01:05:19,719 --> 01:05:21,930
I need you.
You need me.
1210
01:05:22,013 --> 01:05:24,599
Oh! Who's this sexy bitch?
1211
01:05:24,682 --> 01:05:26,184
I'm his mother.
1212
01:05:26,267 --> 01:05:29,354
Not you, Ma.
Becca, it's not what you think.
1213
01:05:29,437 --> 01:05:31,356
Oh, no, of course not.
1214
01:05:31,439 --> 01:05:35,443
Because your mother knows
the world of pain that I'm in right now.
1215
01:05:35,526 --> 01:05:37,695
Would you just please
put the gun down so we can talk?
1216
01:05:37,779 --> 01:05:38,780
I can't believe...
1217
01:05:38,863 --> 01:05:41,950
I just cannot believe that this is how
you would want to end everything.
1218
01:05:42,033 --> 01:05:46,496
- I just wanna talk to you.
- Listen, you're sick, Max.
1219
01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:49,165
- You're sick.
- I know, I'm sorry.
1220
01:05:49,248 --> 01:05:51,042
I just don't understand.
1221
01:05:52,877 --> 01:05:55,296
Why wouldn't you want to spend
every last minute with me?
1222
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:58,424
I'm your family.
I'm your family.
1223
01:05:58,508 --> 01:06:00,259
- I know.
- You don't know!
1224
01:06:00,343 --> 01:06:03,471
- All right!
- You have no fucking idea!
1225
01:06:03,554 --> 01:06:05,234
We'll give you guys
some privacy.
1226
01:06:05,306 --> 01:06:07,426
- Get a hold of yourself.
- I'll take this, too.
1227
01:06:07,475 --> 01:06:10,269
You gotta just walk away.
Just say goodbye.
1228
01:06:10,353 --> 01:06:12,146
Just say goodbye.
That's it.
1229
01:06:12,230 --> 01:06:16,025
All right.
Say goodbye to this.
1230
01:06:17,652 --> 01:06:18,820
You gotta go! Go!
1231
01:06:18,903 --> 01:06:20,154
I'm going!
1232
01:06:20,238 --> 01:06:21,322
Then go!
1233
01:06:21,406 --> 01:06:23,491
- Shut the door.
- Get over here. Get over here.
1234
01:06:26,828 --> 01:06:28,705
They are fucking crazy.
1235
01:06:28,788 --> 01:06:31,624
Ma! Ma, get the fuck out of here!
1236
01:06:35,294 --> 01:06:36,838
It's so fucking hot
1237
01:06:36,921 --> 01:06:38,881
how you tracked me down, woman.
1238
01:06:38,965 --> 01:06:42,135
I would follow you
to the pits of hell, you fucker!
1239
01:06:42,218 --> 01:06:45,555
Yeah, well, I'm smelling
your pits as I fuck you silly.
1240
01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:47,598
Oh, that got me!
1241
01:06:47,682 --> 01:06:50,435
Oh, I'm coming!
Oh, smell my feet.
1242
01:06:54,439 --> 01:06:55,481
Whoo!
1243
01:06:55,565 --> 01:06:57,984
I wish I was senile now.
1244
01:06:58,067 --> 01:06:59,694
Can I ask you a question?
1245
01:06:59,777 --> 01:07:00,945
Yeah, sure.
1246
01:07:01,029 --> 01:07:04,741
What was so terrible about your life
that you wanted a whole new one?
1247
01:07:04,824 --> 01:07:06,117
Oh...
1248
01:07:07,326 --> 01:07:10,496
Well, for starters,
it kind of wasn't my choice.
1249
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:12,623
I got forced into it.
1250
01:07:12,707 --> 01:07:15,877
But... it is nice to have
another opportunity
1251
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,296
to try to become the person
that I should have been.
1252
01:07:18,379 --> 01:07:20,089
And who's that?
1253
01:07:20,798 --> 01:07:22,884
I haven't figured that part out yet.
1254
01:07:24,552 --> 01:07:27,555
Well... we should probably
get some shut-eye.
1255
01:07:27,638 --> 01:07:30,975
Uh... why don't you take the bed
and I'll... I'll take the couch.
1256
01:07:31,059 --> 01:07:34,687
Actually, I would feel much safer
if you slept in here with me.
1257
01:07:35,938 --> 01:07:37,356
Um...
1258
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,317
Do you mean share this bed?
1259
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,487
No. I mean, you take the floor,
I take the bed.
1260
01:07:42,570 --> 01:07:44,906
Oh, yeah, sure.
Of course.
1261
01:07:44,989 --> 01:07:46,657
Oh, Charlie, I'm kidding.
1262
01:07:46,741 --> 01:07:48,493
Come on, we're adults.
1263
01:07:48,576 --> 01:07:50,745
I think we can share the bed
for one night.
1264
01:07:51,913 --> 01:07:53,581
Really?
Okay.
1265
01:07:59,504 --> 01:08:00,922
Well, you don't have to worry about me,
1266
01:08:01,005 --> 01:08:04,217
because I stayed in the same bed
with my ex-wife for... four years
1267
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,636
and I don't think we touched toes once.
1268
01:08:06,719 --> 01:08:08,930
You know,
you forget who you're talking to.
1269
01:08:09,013 --> 01:08:12,850
My husband had a stud in his thingy
and I never even knew.
1270
01:08:12,934 --> 01:08:13,935
The truth is,
1271
01:08:14,018 --> 01:08:17,396
I could have a telephone pole through
my dick and she would never have known.
1272
01:08:19,023 --> 01:08:21,234
You're funny, Charlie.
1273
01:08:21,317 --> 01:08:23,319
You're a funny, nice guy.
1274
01:08:47,218 --> 01:08:49,428
Hey, where'd Becca go?
1275
01:08:49,512 --> 01:08:51,681
Oh, I broke up with her again.
She's psychotic.
1276
01:08:51,764 --> 01:08:54,350
How'd it go with you and this chick?
You take my advice?
1277
01:08:54,433 --> 01:08:55,476
Yeah, it went okay.
1278
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,312
What? You kidding me?
1279
01:08:58,396 --> 01:09:01,482
Dr. Ron's corpse is not even cold yet
and you're fucking his widow?
1280
01:09:01,566 --> 01:09:02,692
Are you an asshole?
1281
01:09:02,775 --> 01:09:05,278
No... No, you said it was okay.
Are you...
1282
01:09:05,361 --> 01:09:07,238
It is okay, I'm fucking with you, brother.
1283
01:09:07,321 --> 01:09:08,865
Look how happy you made her.
1284
01:09:11,909 --> 01:09:13,828
Welcome to Old Willow.
1285
01:09:13,911 --> 01:09:16,581
- Heather, Heather, Heather.
- Aw! It's so good to see you.
1286
01:09:16,664 --> 01:09:18,457
Come on in, gentlemen.
Come on.
1287
01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:20,209
I just made some sweet tea.
1288
01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:26,924
Ronald's dead.
I can't believe it.
1289
01:09:27,008 --> 01:09:29,177
Believe it now, Shecky?
1290
01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:30,803
Oh! Oh!
1291
01:09:30,887 --> 01:09:33,806
- Max, enough with the pictures.
- He said he didn't believe it.
1292
01:09:33,890 --> 01:09:37,977
- I believed it. I'm just in disbelief.
- Oh, okay.
1293
01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:41,439
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's been an emotional week.
1294
01:09:43,191 --> 01:09:45,526
I lost my mama on Monday.
1295
01:09:46,569 --> 01:09:51,115
And then I found out
all the medical supplies I donated
1296
01:09:51,199 --> 01:09:53,242
to the Burmese drought victims...
1297
01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:55,119
were stolen by the rebels.
1298
01:09:56,037 --> 01:09:59,874
The soup kitchen I volunteer at...
burned down.
1299
01:09:59,957 --> 01:10:05,463
Whole city smelled like...
ashes and Campbell's Chunky.
1300
01:10:07,465 --> 01:10:09,217
Sweet kicks, though.
1301
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:10,593
- Huh?
- Where'd you get 'em?
1302
01:10:11,552 --> 01:10:13,512
I know a guy at Nike.
1303
01:10:13,596 --> 01:10:16,265
Shit, I wish I had a pair that nice,
but...
1304
01:10:16,349 --> 01:10:18,434
I don't know a guy at Nike.
1305
01:10:18,517 --> 01:10:21,562
Heather, how do you know
these fellas, again?
1306
01:10:21,646 --> 01:10:22,647
They're new friends.
1307
01:10:22,730 --> 01:10:24,565
They're just trying to help me
figure it all out.
1308
01:10:24,649 --> 01:10:26,651
Yeah, Shecky, I mean, do you have
any files we can look at?
1309
01:10:26,734 --> 01:10:28,110
Anything that would help us?
1310
01:10:28,194 --> 01:10:32,365
My house got broken into and they stole
my laptop and my cell phone.
1311
01:10:32,448 --> 01:10:37,245
So you had a formula that actually works
on cancer and you lost it.
1312
01:10:37,328 --> 01:10:39,622
I never had any formula.
That was Ronald's department.
1313
01:10:39,705 --> 01:10:41,332
I just handled the money.
1314
01:10:41,415 --> 01:10:44,669
You handled it so well
that they couldn't finish the testing.
1315
01:10:44,752 --> 01:10:48,005
Those drugs were working, Shecky.
1316
01:10:48,089 --> 01:10:50,216
Is this a fucking joke to you?
1317
01:10:50,299 --> 01:10:52,093
It wasn't my fault, I swear!
1318
01:10:52,176 --> 01:10:54,345
The bank called in all our loans
out of nowhere,
1319
01:10:54,428 --> 01:10:55,513
didn't give us a reason.
1320
01:10:55,596 --> 01:10:57,556
I went everywhere for financing.
I swear.
1321
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,642
I even tried to mortgage Old Willow.
1322
01:10:59,725 --> 01:11:02,311
Nobody would sit down with Shecky.
Nobody!
1323
01:11:02,395 --> 01:11:05,356
I hope you don't think
I had something to do with this.
1324
01:11:07,108 --> 01:11:10,403
I felt horrible when I let Ronald down.
1325
01:11:11,696 --> 01:11:14,031
He was my best friend.
1326
01:11:16,450 --> 01:11:18,119
We should go back there right now,
1327
01:11:18,202 --> 01:11:20,371
torture the fuck out of him
till he tells the truth.
1328
01:11:20,454 --> 01:11:22,498
We get it, you don't like the guy,
but here's the good news.
1329
01:11:22,581 --> 01:11:24,583
We know what the guys
with the guns want now.
1330
01:11:24,667 --> 01:11:25,668
Yeah, the formula.
1331
01:11:25,751 --> 01:11:27,837
That's why they must have
broken into my house.
1332
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:29,255
Do you think it could be there?
1333
01:11:29,338 --> 01:11:30,923
I don't know, it could be anywhere.
1334
01:11:31,007 --> 01:11:33,467
Clearly, Ronnie was
a master at hiding things.
1335
01:11:33,551 --> 01:11:35,970
- I should know.
- Uh-oh.
1336
01:11:37,138 --> 01:11:38,639
Jesus!
1337
01:11:38,723 --> 01:11:41,600
This mummy-looking-motherfucker's
like a human tracking device.
1338
01:11:41,684 --> 01:11:42,768
- What do we do?
- You know what?
1339
01:11:42,852 --> 01:11:44,478
Why don't you buckle up there,
Mrs. Fishman?
1340
01:11:44,562 --> 01:11:45,730
Oh, God, no.
1341
01:11:48,691 --> 01:11:50,192
Hey, dude, I'm lost.
1342
01:11:50,276 --> 01:11:52,945
Can you tell me where
the side of the road is?
1343
01:11:53,738 --> 01:11:56,157
Oh, my God.
1344
01:12:04,248 --> 01:12:06,792
Hey, a little dizzy?
Get up.
1345
01:12:06,876 --> 01:12:09,503
Come on, get up!
1346
01:12:09,587 --> 01:12:10,671
Who are you?
1347
01:12:10,755 --> 01:12:11,922
Who the fuck are you?
1348
01:12:12,006 --> 01:12:13,632
Why are you following me?
1349
01:12:13,716 --> 01:12:16,260
Uh... Um... American...
1350
01:12:16,344 --> 01:12:18,387
American what?
Pharmaceuticals?
1351
01:12:18,471 --> 01:12:20,306
American Girl doll? What?
1352
01:12:20,389 --> 01:12:23,642
American... Express...
1353
01:12:23,726 --> 01:12:25,269
Fraud Department.
1354
01:12:26,687 --> 01:12:27,688
What?
1355
01:12:27,772 --> 01:12:30,107
- You're Max Kessler, right?
- Yeah!
1356
01:12:30,191 --> 01:12:33,027
You owe us $62,000.
1357
01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:35,613
Watch it. Watch it.
Slow.
1358
01:12:38,115 --> 01:12:40,326
Fuck, that's my old address, too.
1359
01:12:40,409 --> 01:12:42,119
You're good.
1360
01:12:42,203 --> 01:12:43,579
This guy's fucking good.
1361
01:12:44,246 --> 01:12:45,623
All right.
1362
01:12:45,706 --> 01:12:48,167
- Come on. I'm sorry, asshole.
- Ow!
1363
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,710
Okay, bub.
1364
01:12:49,794 --> 01:12:52,004
There's 150 grand in here.
1365
01:12:52,088 --> 01:12:54,006
That's over double what I owe Amex.
1366
01:12:54,090 --> 01:12:56,300
So just take the rest,
pay for your medical bills.
1367
01:12:56,384 --> 01:12:59,804
Fuckin' buy a suit,
maybe a 3D flat screen.
1368
01:12:59,887 --> 01:13:01,472
Fuck, take it all, move to Maui.
1369
01:13:01,555 --> 01:13:04,266
You know Hawaiian chicks
love to fuck guys with red beards.
1370
01:13:04,350 --> 01:13:06,018
I made that up, nobody does.
1371
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,647
Look, we're in
a Rubik's Cube of shit right now,
1372
01:13:09,730 --> 01:13:12,108
and it's up to me to make
all the right moves.
1373
01:13:12,191 --> 01:13:16,153
Walking you inside that crowded hospital
ain't one of 'em.
1374
01:13:16,237 --> 01:13:19,198
So is our business concluded... Robert?
1375
01:13:22,618 --> 01:13:25,454
You're a hell of a bloodhound,
you know that?
1376
01:13:25,538 --> 01:13:27,998
Put some Bactine on that shit,
it'll get better.
1377
01:13:37,842 --> 01:13:39,093
Oh!
1378
01:13:44,265 --> 01:13:47,435
With nowhere else to go,
we went back to the scene of the crime.
1379
01:13:47,518 --> 01:13:50,729
Maybe Dr. Ron's laboratory
still had some secrets.
1380
01:13:50,813 --> 01:13:53,053
These files are all messed up
and out of order.
1381
01:13:53,107 --> 01:13:55,818
Listen, I think I can decode the password
for these encrypted files.
1382
01:13:55,901 --> 01:13:58,612
- You can hack?
- We call it forensic data recovery.
1383
01:13:58,696 --> 01:14:00,990
But yeah, at the bank,
when someone defaults,
1384
01:14:01,115 --> 01:14:03,284
we have the legal right to access
their systems and ledgers
1385
01:14:03,367 --> 01:14:04,702
to find any hidden assets.
1386
01:14:04,785 --> 01:14:06,078
But they were working under the radar.
1387
01:14:06,162 --> 01:14:08,998
Well, if they have employees,
which it looks like they did,
1388
01:14:09,081 --> 01:14:11,250
I can access it through
the payroll service.
1389
01:14:12,543 --> 01:14:13,794
That's impressive.
1390
01:14:13,878 --> 01:14:17,631
Well, in my old life, I did have
a lot of free time on my hands.
1391
01:14:17,715 --> 01:14:19,383
Boom! Check it out.
1392
01:14:19,467 --> 01:14:20,468
Photos of your husband.
1393
01:14:20,551 --> 01:14:23,053
Photos of Butch.
There's my tongue ring... Oh!
1394
01:14:23,137 --> 01:14:24,388
Don't look at that. I'm sorry.
1395
01:14:24,472 --> 01:14:26,140
I shouldn't have said that.
No, no, no.
1396
01:14:26,223 --> 01:14:28,851
Kojak to Columbo.
No suspicious activity out here.
1397
01:14:28,934 --> 01:14:31,562
- Find anything?
- Negative, Kojak, we're still looking.
1398
01:14:31,645 --> 01:14:34,648
Hurry the fuck up, Charlie.
We gotta find that formula.
1399
01:14:34,732 --> 01:14:37,109
Listen, we're gonna find it,
we're gonna give it to these Nazis,
1400
01:14:37,193 --> 01:14:38,777
and then this nightmare will be over.
1401
01:14:38,861 --> 01:14:39,862
What are you talking about?
1402
01:14:39,945 --> 01:14:43,324
You wanna give the cure to cancer
to these fucking criminals?
1403
01:14:43,407 --> 01:14:45,409
There is no cure for cancer!
1404
01:14:45,493 --> 01:14:48,287
We'll give them the treatment
and we'll get back to our fake lives.
1405
01:14:48,370 --> 01:14:50,206
I kind of like
the way mine is going now.
1406
01:14:50,289 --> 01:14:53,626
Are you out of your fucking mind, Charlie?
You're just gonna lay down?
1407
01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:57,546
Isn't that what got you a job at fucking
Save & Pay, being a pussy?
1408
01:14:57,630 --> 01:15:01,759
And you're some expert oncologist?
No, you're a guidance counselor.
1409
01:15:01,842 --> 01:15:04,762
You're good at telling dumb kids
they might get into junior college.
1410
01:15:04,845 --> 01:15:08,432
Is this about the money?
Are you trying to get rich off this?
1411
01:15:09,433 --> 01:15:11,393
You know what, Charlie, you're a dick.
1412
01:15:12,353 --> 01:15:13,395
Max, I'm sorry.
1413
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:16,982
Listen, I'm just trying to think
of a way out of this, all right?
1414
01:15:17,066 --> 01:15:18,943
Max?
1415
01:15:19,026 --> 01:15:21,362
Max? Max?
1416
01:15:21,445 --> 01:15:22,780
Shit.
1417
01:15:22,863 --> 01:15:25,741
You know, he's right about
not giving them the formula.
1418
01:15:25,824 --> 01:15:27,826
But none of that matters
if we don't find it.
1419
01:15:27,910 --> 01:15:29,662
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna go look for Max.
1420
01:15:29,745 --> 01:15:31,372
You stay here and search for it.
1421
01:15:31,455 --> 01:15:33,332
And by the way...
1422
01:15:33,415 --> 01:15:36,043
I like the way my life is going, too.
1423
01:15:41,882 --> 01:15:43,425
Yeah.
1424
01:15:47,930 --> 01:15:49,765
All right, let's do it.
1425
01:15:51,767 --> 01:15:53,310
What do we got here?
1426
01:16:21,338 --> 01:16:23,173
Life's short, Charlie.
1427
01:16:23,257 --> 01:16:25,509
- You know you're not really dead, right?
- No...
1428
01:16:25,593 --> 01:16:27,386
I just got caught up in the moment.
1429
01:16:27,469 --> 01:16:29,263
Holy shit, I gotta sit down.
1430
01:16:29,346 --> 01:16:31,266
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?
1431
01:16:38,147 --> 01:16:39,440
I just cannot believe that this is how
1432
01:16:39,523 --> 01:16:40,941
- you would want to end everything.
- Stop.
1433
01:16:41,025 --> 01:16:42,568
You're sick, Max!
1434
01:16:42,693 --> 01:16:44,236
I'm your family.
1435
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,405
- I'm sorry.
- I'm your family.
1436
01:16:52,995 --> 01:16:55,623
That's Little Maxi.
Isn't he gorgeous?
1437
01:16:55,706 --> 01:16:59,209
I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.
1438
01:17:02,671 --> 01:17:04,506
It's not a cure for cancer.
1439
01:17:05,883 --> 01:17:07,926
It's a cure for Max's cancer.
1440
01:17:13,932 --> 01:17:15,434
Cute kids.
1441
01:17:15,517 --> 01:17:19,104
They're supposed to be with my ex tonight.
Said she was sick.
1442
01:17:19,188 --> 01:17:22,441
Probably got backstage passes to Slipknot.
1443
01:17:22,524 --> 01:17:25,027
That's the tough thing about divorce.
1444
01:17:25,110 --> 01:17:27,237
Gotta watch your dumb kids alone...
1445
01:17:28,697 --> 01:17:32,785
no sleep, while your ex is waking up
with 22-year-old bartenders,
1446
01:17:32,868 --> 01:17:36,372
and who is footin' the bill for breakfast
and their herpes medicine?
1447
01:17:36,455 --> 01:17:37,498
I am.
1448
01:17:37,581 --> 01:17:42,127
Question, the, uh, thing with the, uh,
metal clamps, that, um...
1449
01:17:42,211 --> 01:17:44,338
I'm looking for, uh...
1450
01:17:44,421 --> 01:17:47,800
Joe Pesci used it in Casino to,
you know, crush the guy's head?
1451
01:17:47,883 --> 01:17:49,802
- You mean a vise?
- Yeah, sweetheart, that...
1452
01:17:49,885 --> 01:17:51,428
That's... A vise.
1453
01:17:51,512 --> 01:17:53,305
We just carry auto parts.
1454
01:17:53,389 --> 01:17:55,516
Try the hardware store.
1455
01:18:18,706 --> 01:18:21,834
...the young cuckoo
will go so far as to fake injury,
1456
01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:24,336
prompting the adult jay
1457
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:28,716
to carry the cuckoo along
the migratory route to eastern Africa.
1458
01:18:28,799 --> 01:18:30,676
Only to fly back to...
1459
01:18:30,759 --> 01:18:32,302
Hello, Shecky.
1460
01:18:33,762 --> 01:18:38,308
You see... I'm not buyin' the whole
cry routine, Shecky.
1461
01:18:38,392 --> 01:18:40,185
Tell me where the formula is.
1462
01:18:40,269 --> 01:18:41,478
I need an ambulance.
1463
01:18:43,188 --> 01:18:45,023
Where the fuck is the formula?
1464
01:18:45,107 --> 01:18:47,443
Truly, I don't know.
1465
01:18:49,236 --> 01:18:50,946
Oh! Sweet Jesus!
1466
01:18:51,029 --> 01:18:53,699
Okay, I'm gonna have
to amp it up a little, aren't I?
1467
01:18:53,782 --> 01:18:57,703
I am going to put your head
inside a fucking...
1468
01:18:57,786 --> 01:19:00,789
What the fuck is the name of that thing,
with the clamp thing...
1469
01:19:00,873 --> 01:19:02,207
- A vise?
- A vise!
1470
01:19:02,291 --> 01:19:05,419
Yes, a vise, bitch!
Why do I keep forgetting that?
1471
01:19:06,670 --> 01:19:08,297
Come here.
1472
01:19:09,673 --> 01:19:11,925
What's...
What's happening?
1473
01:19:12,009 --> 01:19:15,137
You are gonna tell me why you're lying,
1474
01:19:15,220 --> 01:19:18,265
or I am gonna squeeze your head so hard,
1475
01:19:18,348 --> 01:19:21,351
that that fucking mustache
is gonna pop off your head.
1476
01:19:21,435 --> 01:19:22,853
What is that?
1477
01:19:22,936 --> 01:19:25,981
You've been shot!
You've been shot!
1478
01:19:26,064 --> 01:19:27,733
You were right.
1479
01:19:27,816 --> 01:19:29,818
I was lying...
1480
01:19:29,902 --> 01:19:32,029
because I thought you were one of them.
1481
01:19:32,112 --> 01:19:33,238
I was one of them?
1482
01:19:33,322 --> 01:19:34,740
I thought you were one of them!
1483
01:19:34,823 --> 01:19:37,367
No. I'm a good guy.
1484
01:19:37,451 --> 01:19:39,953
Why would you pull the funding
if you're such a good guy?
1485
01:19:40,037 --> 01:19:44,958
They was gonna kill us
if we didn't stop the trials.
1486
01:19:45,042 --> 01:19:46,919
Stay with me, Shecky!
Stay with me.
1487
01:19:47,002 --> 01:19:48,045
Come on.
1488
01:19:48,128 --> 01:19:49,922
You're all right.
You're all right.
1489
01:19:50,005 --> 01:19:51,006
Oh, God.
1490
01:19:51,089 --> 01:19:52,925
Who's "they," Shecky?
1491
01:19:53,008 --> 01:19:58,388
Trojgaard are the world's largest
chemotherapy company.
1492
01:19:58,472 --> 01:20:01,600
- Trojgaard.
- Ronald didn't wanna sell 'em the drug,
1493
01:20:01,683 --> 01:20:05,312
because he knew they would bury it.
1494
01:20:05,395 --> 01:20:07,064
Why would they bury it?
1495
01:20:07,147 --> 01:20:10,108
A drug like that would be
worth billions of dollars.
1496
01:20:10,192 --> 01:20:12,694
A drug that replaces chemo...
1497
01:20:13,737 --> 01:20:15,739
would ultimately cost them...
1498
01:20:15,823 --> 01:20:17,157
trillions.
1499
01:20:34,675 --> 01:20:36,426
- Wait.
- What?
1500
01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:40,389
Make sure all my money
goes to cancer research.
1501
01:20:40,472 --> 01:20:41,473
Yeah.
1502
01:20:43,183 --> 01:20:45,936
You can... have my Nikes.
1503
01:20:47,187 --> 01:20:50,065
I know you had your eyes on them.
1504
01:20:54,778 --> 01:20:56,572
You really are a good guy.
1505
01:20:58,115 --> 01:20:59,741
Tell Mama I'm comin'.
1506
01:21:01,368 --> 01:21:03,537
Shecky. Shecky!
1507
01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:05,581
I forgot to ask you, who killed you?
1508
01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:08,125
Shecky!
1509
01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:10,252
Who did this to you?
1510
01:21:10,335 --> 01:21:11,920
I think I have a clue.
1511
01:21:15,007 --> 01:21:18,468
Please open up, it's Charlie McMillan.
I need to talk to you.
1512
01:21:22,222 --> 01:21:25,017
Please, it's about Max.
I think he's in trouble.
1513
01:21:30,105 --> 01:21:31,690
Wow.
1514
01:21:31,773 --> 01:21:34,943
Look at all these fun toys
we have to play with.
1515
01:21:35,027 --> 01:21:36,945
I'm a bit of a handyman.
1516
01:21:37,029 --> 01:21:38,780
If you untie me, uh...
1517
01:21:38,864 --> 01:21:40,741
I could show you how to use that shit.
1518
01:21:42,284 --> 01:21:44,369
I think I can figure it out myself.
1519
01:21:44,453 --> 01:21:47,497
Zip, zap, zee.
1520
01:21:48,957 --> 01:21:51,209
Are you fucking wearing the Nikes?
1521
01:21:51,293 --> 01:21:53,503
Those are my sneakers.
He gave 'em to me.
1522
01:21:53,587 --> 01:21:55,088
It was his dying wish.
1523
01:21:56,006 --> 01:21:58,675
Finders keepers,
lose your sneakers.
1524
01:21:58,759 --> 01:22:00,719
How are you fitting in those?
Those are 11s.
1525
01:22:00,802 --> 01:22:02,512
You're fucking nine feet tall.
1526
01:22:02,596 --> 01:22:05,432
You're like the Yao Ming of Nazis.
It's not making sense.
1527
01:22:05,515 --> 01:22:07,893
There's always a way to make things fit.
1528
01:22:10,145 --> 01:22:13,273
What were you planning
to do to poor Shecky with this?
1529
01:22:13,357 --> 01:22:15,692
Oh, that's just for my mom's Jeep.
1530
01:22:15,776 --> 01:22:18,987
She needed a new gear shifter.
So that's what that's all about.
1531
01:22:24,034 --> 01:22:28,080
I think I see
where you were going with this.
1532
01:22:34,836 --> 01:22:37,506
You are a sick fuck.
Just like me.
1533
01:22:38,423 --> 01:22:40,968
Something tells me you're sicker.
1534
01:22:41,051 --> 01:22:42,844
It was a miracle.
1535
01:22:43,804 --> 01:22:45,097
Then they shut it down.
1536
01:22:45,180 --> 01:22:47,140
Dr. Fishman basically vanished,
1537
01:22:47,224 --> 01:22:49,935
he stopped returning
any of Max's phone calls.
1538
01:22:50,018 --> 01:22:52,020
So finally, one night...
1539
01:22:52,104 --> 01:22:54,398
Max drove over to the clinic.
1540
01:22:54,481 --> 01:22:56,858
He saw that the lights were on,
so he kicked open the door.
1541
01:22:56,942 --> 01:23:00,404
And that's when he saw Ron and Butch
laying dead on the floor.
1542
01:23:01,363 --> 01:23:03,240
But why doesn't he call the cops?
1543
01:23:03,365 --> 01:23:06,743
How was that gonna
help Max get any better?
1544
01:23:06,827 --> 01:23:10,288
If Dr. Fishman was dead,
then Max was dead.
1545
01:23:10,372 --> 01:23:15,252
So that's when he came up with this idea
to bring him back to life.
1546
01:23:15,335 --> 01:23:16,878
But he couldn't do it alone,
1547
01:23:16,962 --> 01:23:19,047
he needed somebody else.
1548
01:23:19,131 --> 01:23:20,924
He saw where you were in life.
1549
01:23:23,051 --> 01:23:25,470
Uh... these are the...
This is the bank.
1550
01:23:25,554 --> 01:23:29,725
He also saw that you...
probably needed it more than he did.
1551
01:23:29,808 --> 01:23:31,309
Whoo!
1552
01:23:34,229 --> 01:23:36,648
Now, I got a question.
What about this dark wig and glasses?
1553
01:23:36,732 --> 01:23:37,816
I don't get that.
1554
01:23:37,899 --> 01:23:39,860
Yeah, that's a... a sex thing.
1555
01:23:39,943 --> 01:23:41,778
It's a little...
It's kind of personal.
1556
01:23:41,862 --> 01:23:43,613
Okay.
1557
01:23:43,697 --> 01:23:45,532
Yeah, and I think that's why...
1558
01:23:45,615 --> 01:23:47,743
When he was on the phone with you,
and he had the blow-up doll.
1559
01:23:47,826 --> 01:23:49,369
What are you talking about?
1560
01:23:49,453 --> 01:23:51,288
What did I say?
I didn't say anything.
1561
01:23:51,371 --> 01:23:52,789
What are you talking about?
1562
01:23:52,873 --> 01:23:54,166
Nothing.
I don't know.
1563
01:23:54,875 --> 01:23:56,209
- I don't know. Oh.
- I'm kidding.
1564
01:23:56,293 --> 01:23:57,544
No, I bought him the doll.
1565
01:23:57,627 --> 01:24:01,173
Oh, fuck.
Jeez, you both are nuts.
1566
01:24:01,256 --> 01:24:03,050
Where is he, Charlie?
1567
01:24:03,133 --> 01:24:04,968
I don't know.
I would tell you.
1568
01:24:05,052 --> 01:24:07,763
Dr. Fishman's widow is out there
right now looking for him.
1569
01:24:07,846 --> 01:24:11,892
Wait, that chick in the cottage
was Dr. Fishman's widow?
1570
01:24:11,975 --> 01:24:14,644
- Yeah.
- I had no idea he was even married.
1571
01:24:14,728 --> 01:24:16,563
Neither did Dr. Ron, apparently,
1572
01:24:16,646 --> 01:24:19,149
considering he had a full-on
love affair with Butch.
1573
01:24:19,232 --> 01:24:21,193
Wow. This all makes sense.
1574
01:24:22,861 --> 01:24:26,323
I never told Max this, but...
this one time,
1575
01:24:26,448 --> 01:24:29,576
I saw Dr. Ron and Butch
coming out of an exam room,
1576
01:24:29,659 --> 01:24:33,914
and I... I swear it looked like I had just
caught them doing something nasty.
1577
01:24:33,997 --> 01:24:35,040
Oh...
1578
01:24:35,123 --> 01:24:37,250
And he said that they were playing Jenga.
1579
01:24:37,334 --> 01:24:40,879
Which I guess was, now, in retrospect,
their secret code for having sex.
1580
01:24:40,962 --> 01:24:42,422
"Jenga" is the secret code.
1581
01:24:43,381 --> 01:24:46,134
- That's what I just said.
- That's the code. That's the code.
1582
01:24:47,636 --> 01:24:49,971
Damn it, Max!
Pick up the fucking phone!
1583
01:24:57,437 --> 01:24:59,397
Sorry to disappoint, man, but...
1584
01:24:59,481 --> 01:25:01,983
my old lady works my nips
pretty hard at home,
1585
01:25:02,067 --> 01:25:04,361
so not much feeling left in 'em.
1586
01:25:04,444 --> 01:25:06,113
You should turn this shit up.
1587
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,408
Perhaps you'll have more feeling
down in this area.
1588
01:25:12,494 --> 01:25:15,413
Fuck me in the ass!
1589
01:25:15,497 --> 01:25:17,415
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
1590
01:25:26,216 --> 01:25:29,427
Sorry, your call could not be
completed as dialed.
1591
01:25:29,511 --> 01:25:32,764
Oh, that sounded just like
the recording, buddy.
1592
01:25:32,848 --> 01:25:34,558
Whoo!
1593
01:25:38,061 --> 01:25:40,397
Come on, Max.
God!
1594
01:25:44,651 --> 01:25:45,861
Refrigerator.
1595
01:25:49,281 --> 01:25:51,533
Oh, yeah.
1596
01:26:00,542 --> 01:26:02,127
This is it.
This is it.
1597
01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:05,672
Charlie, where are you?
I can't find Max anywhere.
1598
01:26:05,755 --> 01:26:07,799
I found the formula!
1599
01:26:07,883 --> 01:26:10,552
- What? Are you sure?
- Yes!
1600
01:26:10,635 --> 01:26:12,179
I'm looking at it right now!
1601
01:26:12,262 --> 01:26:15,265
Ronald disguised it
as an app on his tablet!
1602
01:26:15,348 --> 01:26:16,683
Wow, you're amazing.
1603
01:26:16,766 --> 01:26:19,686
You are a geek,
but you are the man.
1604
01:26:19,769 --> 01:26:22,355
I'm gonna find Max, okay?
I'm gonna try one more place.
1605
01:26:23,565 --> 01:26:26,860
And I won all the gymnastics competitions
in sixth grade.
1606
01:26:27,819 --> 01:26:32,574
Then my damned growth spurt.
Seventeen inches in 18 months.
1607
01:26:33,742 --> 01:26:37,954
That, of course, put an end
to my competitive career.
1608
01:26:38,038 --> 01:26:42,667
Lucky me, I found an occupation
that was even more enjoyable.
1609
01:26:42,751 --> 01:26:46,171
Wow. What an amazing story
of personal triumph.
1610
01:26:46,254 --> 01:26:49,799
Looking forward to watching the...
30 for 30 on that.
1611
01:26:56,139 --> 01:26:59,267
I just wanna say, before you do
what you're about to do...
1612
01:26:59,351 --> 01:27:01,269
your boyfriend or husband or whatever
1613
01:27:01,353 --> 01:27:06,024
is just a lucky man to find someone
so talented at ass play.
1614
01:27:06,107 --> 01:27:07,234
Good on him.
1615
01:27:07,317 --> 01:27:08,944
I'm not gay.
1616
01:27:09,027 --> 01:27:11,780
Would you like some glass sprinkles?
1617
01:27:11,863 --> 01:27:13,114
Oh, come on. You...
1618
01:27:13,198 --> 01:27:14,991
If you put that thing in my ass,
you're gay.
1619
01:27:15,075 --> 01:27:18,119
I mean, it's cool.
You're in a safe room.
1620
01:27:18,203 --> 01:27:21,248
The only one getting fucked here is you.
1621
01:27:21,331 --> 01:27:23,917
Yeah, yeah, but are
you gonna enjoy doing it?
1622
01:27:25,001 --> 01:27:26,294
Every last inch of it.
1623
01:27:26,378 --> 01:27:28,296
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's a gay thing.
1624
01:27:29,256 --> 01:27:32,175
That's... It's not gay.
It's torture.
1625
01:27:32,259 --> 01:27:33,301
- No.
- That is different.
1626
01:27:33,385 --> 01:27:34,761
Taking my fingernails off,
1627
01:27:34,844 --> 01:27:37,430
or fucking making me stay awake
for 12 weeks is torture,
1628
01:27:37,514 --> 01:27:39,140
but greasing up a dildo
1629
01:27:39,224 --> 01:27:41,268
and pretending it's your own dick
1630
01:27:41,351 --> 01:27:43,812
and wanting to stick it in me,
that's homosexuality.
1631
01:27:43,895 --> 01:27:45,105
Textbook.
1632
01:27:46,439 --> 01:27:48,358
Are you afraid to tell your parents,
is that it?
1633
01:27:49,651 --> 01:27:50,652
You know what?
1634
01:27:50,735 --> 01:27:51,903
I'm looking forward to this,
1635
01:27:51,987 --> 01:27:53,989
and I'm not letting you
take it away from me
1636
01:27:54,072 --> 01:27:55,740
with your fucking mind games!
1637
01:27:55,824 --> 01:27:56,992
God damn it!
1638
01:27:57,075 --> 01:27:59,077
All right, all right, all right.
1639
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:02,330
Look out, teeth, look out, gums,
1640
01:28:02,414 --> 01:28:03,832
look out, keister,
1641
01:28:03,915 --> 01:28:06,459
- here it comes!
- Oh, my God!
1642
01:28:06,543 --> 01:28:07,585
Heather!
1643
01:28:07,669 --> 01:28:10,130
Get the fuck out of here!
Run, he's crazy!
1644
01:28:11,047 --> 01:28:13,341
What the hell are you doing?
1645
01:28:13,425 --> 01:28:16,469
Nothing.
Just two straight guys having fun.
1646
01:28:16,553 --> 01:28:19,014
Well, stop fucking around.
1647
01:28:19,097 --> 01:28:22,475
Call your boss.
Tell him to get ready to wire me my money.
1648
01:28:26,229 --> 01:28:29,399
You lying bitch.
It was you.
1649
01:28:30,025 --> 01:28:31,860
Of course it was me.
1650
01:28:31,943 --> 01:28:33,320
Aw, Max.
1651
01:28:33,403 --> 01:28:36,614
Did you really think
that a woman in mourning
1652
01:28:36,740 --> 01:28:39,200
would let two strange buffoons
in her house,
1653
01:28:39,284 --> 01:28:41,328
then run around in a slutty Barbie outfit
1654
01:28:41,411 --> 01:28:43,204
and let one of them bang her,
1655
01:28:43,288 --> 01:28:47,250
even though he's only 5'2"
and smells like a pile of shoes?
1656
01:28:47,334 --> 01:28:49,127
All I had to do was push my tits out
1657
01:28:49,210 --> 01:28:52,213
and you followed them
like horny teenagers.
1658
01:28:52,297 --> 01:28:55,508
Do you have any idea
how many lives this affects?
1659
01:28:55,592 --> 01:28:57,010
Why would you do this?
1660
01:28:57,093 --> 01:29:02,140
Ronnie was offered a fortune
to bury the drug, but he refused.
1661
01:29:02,223 --> 01:29:03,266
I didn't.
1662
01:29:03,350 --> 01:29:04,934
I should've seen this coming.
1663
01:29:05,018 --> 01:29:07,979
Charlie's always had
the shittiest taste in women.
1664
01:29:08,063 --> 01:29:10,815
Huh, speak of the devil.
1665
01:29:18,615 --> 01:29:22,702
Charlie,
I think Max killed Shecky!
1666
01:29:22,786 --> 01:29:25,205
Yeah! He's out of control!
1667
01:29:25,288 --> 01:29:28,041
You were right, I think he's
just doing this for the money.
1668
01:29:28,124 --> 01:29:30,543
You have to leave his mom's house
right now, it's not safe.
1669
01:29:32,045 --> 01:29:35,173
Meet me at Factor's Walk in 15 minutes
and bring the tablet.
1670
01:29:35,256 --> 01:29:37,008
We have to make sure
we get it into the right hands
1671
01:29:37,092 --> 01:29:38,551
before Max finds it.
1672
01:29:38,635 --> 01:29:41,179
Oh, and, Charlie...
1673
01:29:42,138 --> 01:29:43,306
be careful.
1674
01:29:44,265 --> 01:29:46,142
I don't wanna lose you, too.
1675
01:29:47,227 --> 01:29:50,396
Yeah.
1676
01:29:53,983 --> 01:29:55,610
Aw...
1677
01:29:55,693 --> 01:29:57,529
He's so sweet.
1678
01:29:57,612 --> 01:29:59,697
Actually, you are, too.
1679
01:29:59,823 --> 01:30:02,117
I would have rather fucked you.
1680
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,868
Put a bullet in his head.
1681
01:30:09,874 --> 01:30:12,919
- Mmm.
- Relax. I'm not going to shoot you.
1682
01:30:16,798 --> 01:30:18,508
That would be too quick.
1683
01:30:19,676 --> 01:30:22,512
There's still so much fun for us to have.
1684
01:30:26,057 --> 01:30:28,434
Hours of fun.
1685
01:30:30,103 --> 01:30:31,479
Ooh...
1686
01:30:44,659 --> 01:30:46,077
Look out!
1687
01:30:49,414 --> 01:30:52,167
Nice try, asshole.
1688
01:31:06,723 --> 01:31:10,226
That's how he would have wanted to go.
1689
01:31:16,191 --> 01:31:17,192
Charlie!
1690
01:31:17,275 --> 01:31:18,985
- Charlie!
- Hey.
1691
01:31:19,068 --> 01:31:20,653
Hey, baby. Baby.
1692
01:31:20,737 --> 01:31:22,488
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I was so worried about you.
1693
01:31:22,572 --> 01:31:24,032
I know, I'm freaking out.
1694
01:31:24,115 --> 01:31:26,326
I can't believe Max
would do that to Shecky.
1695
01:31:26,409 --> 01:31:29,871
It's like we don't know anyone.
My husband, your best friend...
1696
01:31:29,954 --> 01:31:32,290
- Money makes people crazy, Charlie.
- I know. I know.
1697
01:31:32,373 --> 01:31:33,458
Did you bring the tablet?
1698
01:31:33,541 --> 01:31:35,752
Of course, of course.
It's right here.
1699
01:31:35,835 --> 01:31:36,961
Yeah?
1700
01:31:37,462 --> 01:31:38,880
Oh!
1701
01:31:38,963 --> 01:31:42,175
Motherfucker!
What the hell, Charlie?
1702
01:31:42,258 --> 01:31:44,260
You picked the wrong guy to play, lady.
1703
01:31:44,344 --> 01:31:48,348
I do know Max and he would
never kill an innocent man!
1704
01:31:49,766 --> 01:31:51,142
Well, I'm about to.
1705
01:31:55,521 --> 01:31:57,607
I'm so tired...
1706
01:31:57,690 --> 01:32:00,401
...of women lying to me...
1707
01:32:00,485 --> 01:32:02,153
...and fucking me over!
1708
01:32:02,237 --> 01:32:06,241
You know why everyone
treats you like that, Charlie?
1709
01:32:06,324 --> 01:32:08,409
- Because you're such a pussy!
- Ow!
1710
01:32:08,493 --> 01:32:10,411
God damn it!
1711
01:32:10,495 --> 01:32:12,247
Ow...
1712
01:32:12,330 --> 01:32:14,040
Ow!
1713
01:32:20,964 --> 01:32:22,924
I believe this is mine.
1714
01:32:23,007 --> 01:32:24,842
It's been fun, Charlie.
1715
01:32:24,926 --> 01:32:26,219
No, no, no.
1716
01:32:26,302 --> 01:32:29,847
Before you kill me...
I want to tell you something.
1717
01:32:30,682 --> 01:32:32,308
After we had sex...
1718
01:32:35,103 --> 01:32:37,313
You farted in your sleep.
1719
01:32:38,273 --> 01:32:39,607
Like, six times.
1720
01:32:39,691 --> 01:32:42,652
Yeah, well, no one but you
will ever know that,
1721
01:32:42,735 --> 01:32:45,321
because there's no way you're faking
your way out of this death, Charlie.
1722
01:32:45,405 --> 01:32:46,614
No.
1723
01:32:53,663 --> 01:32:54,664
No!
1724
01:33:02,797 --> 01:33:05,258
Max! Ow! God!
1725
01:33:05,341 --> 01:33:06,884
- Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
- Charlie.
1726
01:33:06,968 --> 01:33:10,471
I love you. Oh, man, I didn't
mean that shit I said about you.
1727
01:33:10,555 --> 01:33:13,016
Fuck that shit.
I don't give a fuck, man.
1728
01:33:13,099 --> 01:33:15,476
I just popped the perfect wheelie.
I could be a cop.
1729
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:16,561
Did you see that?
1730
01:33:16,644 --> 01:33:19,105
- All I had to do was fucking...
- I saw the whole thing.
1731
01:33:19,188 --> 01:33:20,308
- You looked good.
- Come on.
1732
01:33:20,356 --> 01:33:21,607
It's déjà vu.
1733
01:33:21,691 --> 01:33:24,360
I get to kill Butch and Ronnie
all over again.
1734
01:33:24,444 --> 01:33:27,488
You two wanna tickle each other's
balls first, like they used to?
1735
01:33:27,572 --> 01:33:29,741
Or should I kill you straight away?
1736
01:35:37,952 --> 01:35:39,112
Stay where you are!
1737
01:35:39,787 --> 01:35:42,665
Drop your weapon
and get your hands in the air!
1738
01:35:45,001 --> 01:35:46,161
- No!
- What happened?
1739
01:35:47,420 --> 01:35:48,713
What?
1740
01:35:48,796 --> 01:35:50,673
Oh, no!
What the fuck?
1741
01:35:50,756 --> 01:35:52,341
What, what?
1742
01:35:52,425 --> 01:35:55,344
You fucking threw the shit
in the fucking water!
1743
01:35:55,428 --> 01:35:57,805
There was
a gun pointed at my head!
1744
01:36:07,190 --> 01:36:09,942
Bob?
From American Express Bob?
1745
01:36:10,026 --> 01:36:12,862
Actually it's Bob from the FBI.
1746
01:36:12,945 --> 01:36:15,656
Oh... shit.
1747
01:36:15,740 --> 01:36:17,074
Here, take the dinosaur.
1748
01:36:17,158 --> 01:36:18,326
Yeah, go play.
1749
01:36:18,409 --> 01:36:19,952
What is it?
1750
01:36:20,536 --> 01:36:22,056
We fished the tablet out of the water.
1751
01:36:22,121 --> 01:36:24,832
I had my best tech guys take a look at it.
1752
01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:26,250
And, uh...
1753
01:36:27,668 --> 01:36:29,045
it's a goner.
1754
01:36:30,838 --> 01:36:31,881
All right.
1755
01:36:33,257 --> 01:36:34,550
I'm really sorry.
1756
01:36:34,634 --> 01:36:37,470
Oh, baby, we'll find another way.
1757
01:36:37,553 --> 01:36:39,055
We're gonna find another way.
1758
01:36:39,138 --> 01:36:40,139
Yeah.
1759
01:36:40,223 --> 01:36:42,433
We'll keep fighting.
We'll keep fighting.
1760
01:36:42,517 --> 01:36:46,479
Mrs. Kessler...
your husband's under arrest.
1761
01:36:46,562 --> 01:36:49,106
When your friend finishes getting
his broken ribs patched up,
1762
01:36:49,190 --> 01:36:50,942
I gotta take both of you directly to jail.
1763
01:36:51,025 --> 01:36:52,777
Fuck he is, man!
1764
01:36:52,860 --> 01:36:54,529
Do you know how long
I've waited for this one?
1765
01:36:54,612 --> 01:36:55,821
- Sorry, baby.
- All right, we're good.
1766
01:36:55,905 --> 01:36:57,025
- We're good.
- Real emotional.
1767
01:36:57,073 --> 01:36:58,241
What's this?
What's this? Wait! Wait! Whoa!
1768
01:36:58,324 --> 01:37:01,536
Whoa! He's got broken ribs...
why is he knocked out right now?
1769
01:37:01,619 --> 01:37:03,079
We're taking him into surgery.
1770
01:37:03,162 --> 01:37:07,124
We found something rather alarming
in his rectum.
1771
01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:08,668
- What? What?
- What just happened?
1772
01:37:08,751 --> 01:37:11,337
It appears to be a USB drive.
1773
01:37:15,341 --> 01:37:16,884
You backed it up?
1774
01:37:16,968 --> 01:37:18,803
He backed it up!
1775
01:37:18,886 --> 01:37:22,557
- You careful motherfucker! Yes!
- Oh!
1776
01:37:25,726 --> 01:37:26,769
Yes!
1777
01:37:26,852 --> 01:37:27,895
Charlie!
1778
01:37:27,979 --> 01:37:29,689
You did it, boy! Yes!
1779
01:37:29,772 --> 01:37:30,982
Yeah!
1780
01:37:31,065 --> 01:37:33,025
You know,
a good friend of mine once told me,
1781
01:37:33,109 --> 01:37:34,989
"You always have to have
a rubber in your wallet
1782
01:37:35,027 --> 01:37:36,320
and an umbrella in your trunk,
1783
01:37:36,404 --> 01:37:38,739
'cause you never know when
you're gonna fuck in the rain."
1784
01:37:38,823 --> 01:37:41,617
He also suggested carrying
around zombie makeup
1785
01:37:41,701 --> 01:37:43,744
for those times when
you want to strike terror
1786
01:37:43,828 --> 01:37:46,372
into the hearts of people
who screwed you over.
1787
01:37:49,417 --> 01:37:51,836
Please don't eat me.
Don't eat me! Eat her!
1788
01:37:54,171 --> 01:37:57,133
Go get your own fucking fortune cookies!
1789
01:37:59,093 --> 01:38:01,846
And most importantly,
when you're really in trouble,
1790
01:38:01,929 --> 01:38:04,140
when you've committed many,
many crimes
1791
01:38:04,223 --> 01:38:07,018
across several states
and a US territory...
1792
01:38:07,101 --> 01:38:10,980
there's only one chip that can
get you off Scot-free.
1793
01:38:11,063 --> 01:38:14,442
One card that you can play
to get you out of anything.
1794
01:38:14,567 --> 01:38:16,819
An effective treatment for cancer.
1795
01:38:46,724 --> 01:38:48,434
Good job!
1796
01:38:48,517 --> 01:38:49,935
- That was so...
- Yeah.
1797
01:38:50,019 --> 01:38:51,896
Yeah.
1798
01:38:56,025 --> 01:38:57,568
What are you doing, Mother?
1799
01:38:57,652 --> 01:38:59,292
Why would you do that, Ma?
1800
01:38:59,362 --> 01:39:04,742
I just wanted to bring back
some sweet memories to Charlie.
1801
01:39:04,825 --> 01:39:08,120
That's really nice, Ma.
He's crying. You happy?
1802
01:39:08,204 --> 01:39:11,082
Do they still look as good as they looked
1803
01:39:11,165 --> 01:39:12,875
when you peeked on me in the shower?
1804
01:39:12,958 --> 01:39:15,336
They're even better!
1805
01:39:15,419 --> 01:39:17,338
He's being polite.
It's awful!
1806
01:39:18,297 --> 01:39:20,549
They might have a
few more miles on them...
1807
01:39:21,550 --> 01:39:24,804
- but they still taste brand new.
- Oh!
1808
01:39:24,887 --> 01:39:27,598
All right, enjoy yourself, Ma,
you're in Puerto Rico.
1809
01:39:27,682 --> 01:39:30,017
Hey, come on.
Let's do this.
1810
01:39:30,101 --> 01:39:32,395
No, no, no, no, I'm tired.
I'm sorry.
1811
01:39:32,478 --> 01:39:33,729
- Do it, you should.
- You're in remission.
1812
01:39:33,813 --> 01:39:36,357
You can't play that cancer card anymore.
Let's go.
1813
01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:39,402
Hey! Just do it so we can go out and eat.
I'm fuckin' starving!
1814
01:39:39,485 --> 01:39:40,986
- Carmine, be nice.
- I am nice.
1815
01:39:41,070 --> 01:39:43,572
- I have low blood sugar, you know that.
- Carmine's hungry!
1816
01:39:43,698 --> 01:39:45,241
You can't fucking keep him waitin'.
Let's go!
1817
01:39:45,324 --> 01:39:47,868
Let's go!
All right, love you guys.
1818
01:39:47,952 --> 01:39:49,704
Be safe!
Yep.
1819
01:40:02,717 --> 01:40:04,719
Sure about this, tough guy?
1820
01:40:04,802 --> 01:40:05,845
Fuck yes.
1821
01:40:06,804 --> 01:40:08,180
You only live twice, right?