1 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:12,933 flight 211, here is cleveland Tower. flight - operations control center. Please come in. 2 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:17,059 flight 211, we have an call from the jet, 3 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:21,179 that the cockpit in your airplane has been taken over by terrorists. 4 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:22,249 please confirm. 5 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,733 cordial congratulation, Nabi! 6 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:29,095 we are on the doorstep of our martyrdom. 7 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:32,172 - Praise Allah. - Praise him. 8 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,690 Soon we will be grated by Allah, the one true god . 9 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,568 Grated through the rejoicing of our forefathers. 10 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:43,495 And 99 perfect virgins, that will worship us for all eternity. 11 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,980 - I'd thought, it would be 100. - What's that? 12 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:49,051 100 virgins. They promised me 100 virgins. 13 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:52,974 - 99, 100, what's the differnce? - That he tells you one thing 14 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:55,210 and me a whole other. Maybe they dont know for sure. 15 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,018 Maybe. 16 00:00:57,100 --> 00:01:00,058 Maybe is the accurately number of virgins is not presice. 17 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:03,530 - when's its around ninety, I can live with it. - Or 75. 18 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:07,370 Hey, I'm not eager, but what,if theres only 10 ? 19 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:10,049 - Oh well... - Perhaps its only 10. 20 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:13,689 - And what if we must divide? - Then you will have five virgins 21 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:16,499 - more have then now, right? - we speak about eternity! 22 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:19,538 you remained yes not long virgins, or? 23 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,692 that the virgins wont be virgins for long, if the are together with me 24 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:26,693 Listen,would you feel better if i called the boss ? 25 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:28,049 - yes. - Hold on. 26 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:29,129 Ok. 27 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:39,812 I'm calling. Osama? Here's aseif. 28 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:43,775 Hi, we are in the plane. Ah, good, but the safetycontrols were hard, 29 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:47,648 you know? yeah well, anyway Nabi has a question, 30 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,732 - You want to talk to him? - No! 31 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,814 You speak to him! 32 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:56,851 hello! Yes. 33 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,858 it's about the virgins... 34 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:05,930 truly? I have signed for 100 virgins. 35 00:02:08,260 --> 00:02:10,979 He says, there's not enough. To many 36 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:13,938 and to little virgins for everyone. - Really, how could that be? 37 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:17,296 - What do i know? - Give me the phone,hold on. 38 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:20,258 Osama, here is Asif .I have a 39 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,617 question: I want to make a deal, 40 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,418 regarding the virgins, do you guarentee that Nabi and me 41 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,492 will have the virgins for all eternity? 42 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:33,810 - No thats fine. - Force the door! 43 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,658 He only get 20 virgins . 44 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:45,057 Open the god damned door! 45 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:47,776 - then we quit. - Im glad that you said it first! 46 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:49,976 Ok, switch the intercom on. Dear passengers, 47 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:53,336 - we change the course direction to Bahamas ! - Bahamas ! 48 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:59,250 - No did'nt you hear me? - We are going to Bahamas! 49 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:02,930 We will fly to the Bahamas ! After all! We are flying to Bahamas ! 50 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:36,057 those pancake your mother made. They are loathsome! 51 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,293 ... Against the lmmigration developed. New installed making 52 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:42,690 the deterrent from refuges, able to 200 ammunition 53 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:46,568 in few as 10 seconds let off, so is arizona south border 54 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,890 to the safest the entire nation. 55 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:52,495 The negotiation with Mr. Cruise goes already today. 56 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,697 Mr. Cruise consists thereupon, that the police its parentally rights 57 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:59,739 and its religious freedom hurt. Human sacrifice contineous... 58 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:02,937 today by ''Good day, Paradise: the mayor-candidate eugene Wells 59 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,250 comes to us, around over the new politically landscape to speak, 60 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:09,697 over the newest and last cry from the toyindustry , the Krotchy Dolls. 61 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,498 remember , it is an Superduper Show. 62 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:16,017 Turn off the TV! I can't hear my broadcast ! 63 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:18,530 yes, it makes no sense at all 64 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,850 Im making me ready for my new job. 65 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:23,932 Ready?! you look like a gay! 66 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:27,095 nobody is your funereally [hillsides - backside] adjust. 67 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:31,617 Why go you not finally to your uncle dave and pump him? 68 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:36,690 - damn, shut up ! - What are you going out for? 69 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:39,936 Oh, nothing. 70 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,770 Dont forget to pick up your wellfare check! 71 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,852 Kisses, Kisses, darling! Fat... 72 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:50,973 Come on! Come on! 73 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:55,451 NO. Bad boy. You are a bad boy. I told you, no pooping in front of our home. 74 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:59,977 You must only poop in our nighbours garden. 75 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:04,129 Dirt the yard. 76 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:08,133 the is an violation the Trailer park-ordinance issue 101-40. 77 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:11,129 - Dog eat up the poop now! - It comes all on the list. 78 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:15,293 The list? The list, dammit. The list. What now? What more have you on the list? 79 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:18,770 ordinance issue 143-11. Yesterday, so around the lunch hour... 80 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:23,178 i dont care what you and your wife do in your bedroom, 81 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:26,650 but 143-11 says, that, when I hear you are making love 82 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:29,010 at 10 o' clock in the morning, I have a complaint against yours 83 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:32,331 sorry backside turn in can, and exactly that will I do. 84 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:36,049 Oh, well, ok. At least I have'nt slept with my sister. 85 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:39,530 you elephant! And for your information, you backwoods, 86 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,690 I wasnt home yesturday. 87 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,172 I hate this town. It pisses me off. 88 00:05:55,500 --> 00:06:00,335 The NASA the american air- and space administration has never exist. 89 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,493 all the spacemissions, that we have heard of, 90 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,970 ever since we were school children : were made in hollywood. 91 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:11,493 we never landed on the moon. There is no John Glenn. 92 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:14,214 Nevertheless, it gives a senator... 93 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:17,929 Hey! Hello, you! Professor,what do you think this is? A libarary 94 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,454 - Just two minutes. - Forget those two minutes. 95 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:23,577 - you buy now or bye-bye. - Ah. ''Yummy''. 96 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:27,050 now reaches's. Bye-bye. Now go. Hurry , get out. Good bye. Good bye. 97 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,779 Close the door on your way out. 98 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:32,454 Daddy , Mohammed says, he must talk with you. 99 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,610 - Now? - Yes, now 100 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:39,569 Okey now, what had she said about me ? What a slut! 101 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:52,731 My brother! Has the police been here today? 102 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:56,938 - Do I look suspicious? - No, not at all. Truly. Marry me. 103 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:59,739 You can stay here as long as you want. 104 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,175 Well, perhaps I wont stay for much longer. 105 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:05,093 - Hm? - We have news from afghanistan. 106 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:08,172 - news? - Everything goes as planned. 107 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:12,017 The delivery will be here in three days. 108 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,172 Ah, praised be allah. When... When will... 109 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,818 Tommorrow. The time has come, 110 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:23,492 that we with ours sword 111 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:26,652 the genitals the disbelievers pierce. 112 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,809 pwhew! 113 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:30,809 Good. 114 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:56,010 I see, that you have noticed the heads. Very motivating. 115 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:58,216 They are all the bastards, that I got, 116 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,292 - around these job to wage war. - Awful. 117 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:08,250 of course, It's Pappmach�. He thought, that is genuine. 118 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,209 please,take a seat. 119 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,449 continuoue . 120 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:17,975 so, I hope, you have nothing against it, that, you see yes, 121 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,415 that we the receive. 122 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,936 we become it perhaps to the view use. You understand? 123 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,897 yes, yes, is clear. 124 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,892 what is wrong with you? 125 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,574 - it is... The chair is broken... - ln order, the clock runs. 126 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:34,538 - shall we begin? - Yes, sir. 127 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:35,769 Great. 128 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:43,213 - Im here because of the job, sir. - Correct, you were factoryworker. 129 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:46,895 I was. I was a factory worker, but the factory closed, 130 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:50,689 - and therefore I became disband and... - I have still 15 other contestant 131 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,338 for the job. Why are you better then the others? 132 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,536 Umm, I dont know, if I am better then they are. 133 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,372 damn it still times, chum! If you want this job, 134 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,496 you have to show it. You must yourself 135 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,572 nail some heads on that wall. 136 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:05,973 You know what? Never mind, go on. What is your greatest power? 137 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,337 - I'm an good teamworker. - Wrong. 138 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,409 Ok. 139 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:18,415 - What do you think is your greatest weakness? - I work too hard sometimes. 140 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:19,689 Wrong. 141 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,969 How would you move a mountian, when you only had a spoon? 142 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,698 - A spoon? - When youre in a box, 143 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:28,534 - How would you get out? - Ah, yes, when im in a box... 144 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,373 Wrong. Last question: 145 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:34,532 what is the difference between one canard? 146 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,569 And... 147 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:52,936 What the hell is wrong with you? A canard? 148 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,450 Im here because of a job. A job. So far I know, 149 00:09:57,100 --> 00:10:02,174 has these job nothing to do with a cocksucking, damned canard! 150 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:07,850 Congratulations,boy . That was all excellent. 151 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:11,218 How do you feel? 152 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:16,257 I feel good? - Wrong, no. What for an feeling? 153 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:19,377 what is the feeling? I tell you how i feel 154 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:22,418 15 cursed skull on this wall to nail? I tell you how! 155 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,776 It feels fucking great. 156 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,819 - Fucking great! - So have I got the job? 157 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,051 Ehh, no. The was only a first getting to know eachother part. 158 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,017 oh yes, no, we have still an couple more... 159 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,216 - 120. - Yes, we have 160 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,131 a couple more candidates, that we need to talk to, 161 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,609 but you have a hell of a attitude . Absolutely. 162 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:46,137 still, before you go. I want, you to sing our companys song. 163 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:59,330 we work gladly for the Company. The �bergreat-Company. 164 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,132 And we will gladly work till were dead. 165 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:06,770 And are you first times old, is the board popped. 166 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:09,932 And your office is then your coffin. 167 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:13,332 our Company. The �bergreat-Company. 168 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,652 but now its again what is created. 169 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:19,774 We will call you. 170 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:27,329 I hate this town. 171 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,731 brothers and sisters. 172 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:53,052 I am proud, to present for you: 173 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,692 ''The truth''! 174 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:59,732 please save your energy for uncle dave! 175 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:08,098 Good day, good day. 176 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:13,257 welcome by the community of organic monotheism. 177 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,613 I congratulate you all to yours first step to freedom, 178 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:20,851 in that you, your educational program has quitted. 179 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,534 obvious are you to the inference reaches, 180 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:28,057 that the american dream often is not your own dream. 181 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,492 - In fact, its a nightmare! - Yes! 182 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:39,213 an nightmare, the already soon devoured is 183 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,178 from the all consumptive people from God damnation! 184 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,251 - yes! - Yes! 185 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,052 - Everyone from here say: ''Oh''! - Ohoh! 186 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,131 - Who loves God? We do! - We do! 187 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:58,929 - interactive file and archive administration? - Hm... 188 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,056 Ah, yes, this I like, this is my world! Marvellous! 189 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:08,012 refusal, Ritchie , no. Refusal. This here is... 190 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,814 this here is only a lnnerholiest thing. Severe ritualistic. 191 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:14,176 uncle dave, im sorry, that I must disturb you, 192 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,332 but we have what an important matter to discuss. 193 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:21,138 The female child, she must go. 194 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,136 Ok, children. It appears, that brother Richard is here 195 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:30,253 - our energy must mix. - Hurry up, come on, Ladys. 196 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:33,452 - Re you moving, get Out! - So is it brave... 197 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:37,172 - I want my sacrament. - Clear gives's sacrament, I told you. 198 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:40,969 - It is however also my favourite meal. - The is wonderful. I love you. 199 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:43,654 Oh, hello. Yes. 200 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,374 - God bless her. - Ritchie , what do you want? 201 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,532 - What is your problem? - We have to speak... 202 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:54,694 - Its kind of a liquidity problem . - Of what does the hangman talk to you, Ritchie ? 203 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:58,056 Have you seen the new recruits? It accords, members and bounties 204 00:13:58,140 --> 00:14:01,132 We have more now then ever. We have here more pussy here 205 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,212 then in the Playboy-Mansion , but... 206 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:09,852 yes, and? Where is then the problem, Richie? 207 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:13,452 - Well. It is the tax investigation . - Yes, what about them 208 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:18,298 It appears, as you have'nt paid the taxes in over 3 years. 209 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:20,974 - Rubbish. - I have tried to explain, 210 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,449 that our constant expectation of worlds end makes it difficult 211 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,577 to justify, that we contribution pay for long-term program's 212 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,493 how the public community health or the social security. 213 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,652 but obvious can no one select, 214 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:37,808 - which taxes he wants to pay. - Calm down, Ritchie , you know however, 215 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,095 I hate these management-shit. What make we that's why? 216 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,058 - Umm yes... - What were you saying? 217 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:47,818 we pay them or... 218 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:56,014 we pay them. Or everything is over. The sexorgies, the pantyparty, 219 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,496 the tacos, even all. And you go in prison. 220 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,498 - How much money do we need? - Hm. 221 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,938 1,3 million dollar... 222 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,779 and 97 cent. 223 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,656 - shit, Ritchie . - Dont worry, uncle dave. 224 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,412 because when the government strike down our doors, 225 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:26,772 will G-O-D good save us. 226 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:33,057 hmm. That is an wonderful, complete ridiculous remark, Ritchie . 227 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:37,970 If that was all you had to say, then please leave me alone. 228 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,616 Oh well, in case you need me, Im in the next door. 229 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:47,010 Its reasonable impossible, Ritch. 230 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,295 ... Unfortunately can the supply on Krotchy Dolls 231 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,530 not satisfy the demand . Parents and children 232 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:55,818 has been waiting for weeks to get one. We are in two minutes back. Till then. 233 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:06,209 Hey, you, old man! Stop. Could you give me some money ey? 234 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,690 - Im sorry but im got no money left. - Come on, im serious. 235 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,816 Come on. I need a couple of dollars for the bus, 236 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,858 - I want to see my kids. - I, no, I have no... 237 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,137 - Im really sorry, I have no money. - Hey, listen to me, I want to talk to you. 238 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:22,452 Come on! Listen to me, asshole! Types like you have everything you need! 239 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,338 I know you, you have a good job, you have a expensive car, you have all, 240 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,253 and I have at all nothing! Spare me some, you and all the other ldiots, 241 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:31,412 Just look at you! Go away!! 242 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,129 I can smash you in your face you,drive over you with my car! 243 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,729 it is green! 244 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,929 Hey! Asshole. 245 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,699 Hey! Wheeling already! 246 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:52,610 You have to move,its green! Move, you fucking ass! 247 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,130 God damned, Why doesnt she drive? 248 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:58,098 - Maybe she has forget her glasses. - Did you say glass? 249 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,898 - yes. - Did you say glass, 250 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,891 you son of a bitch? Bargain I you all this 251 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,619 advanced student-lingual-CDs, and all you can say is glass? Damn it! 252 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,089 it is glasses! You fucking immigrants come here, 253 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,252 you wrecks our language and this asshole hold the entire commerce on! 254 00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:11,932 - Come on, relax, Greg. - Fuck relaxing! 255 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,488 this piece of shit comes here , takes possession of the supermarket 256 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:17,219 and is blocking the whole god damned road. 257 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,938 calm down, okey. Take it or leave it already. 258 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,300 you have right. Ok. 259 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,258 Ill go to her car to see what the problem is. 260 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,730 Its a old lady, you made me feel bad. 261 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,572 Hi, the traffic lights is green. The traffic lights is green. 262 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:45,136 you have to drive over the crossroads. The traffic lights was green. 263 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:48,496 what you say? What you say now, you fucking piece of shit? 264 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,372 You have fried your last wok! 265 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,489 shit! 266 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:01,809 man. 267 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:06,210 - what happend over there? - She called me nigger. 268 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,292 - Wow, did you see that? - Undoubtedly. 269 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:24,608 an rendezvous with me and she looks like, as has she an mayonnaise-truck kissed. 270 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,692 Thats the way they all look after Mr. Fuck-them-all. 271 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,292 I hope that she will come back soon. 272 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:33,174 Here you are, thanks. Hi. 273 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:34,930 - Ok. - Decided? 274 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,009 - yes. - What will it be? 275 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,978 lch want a medium . 276 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,134 ahh wait, you know what? I take a Large . 277 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,212 - I take a large espresso. - Ok. 278 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:51,290 No. NO, you know what?Peheps.. Perhaps with vanilla. 279 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:54,932 - Ok. - What accommodates best to Bagles ? 280 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:59,856 you had 10 minutes,to make your rotten decision! 281 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,295 what is wrong with you? Cant you just pick something? 282 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,850 we sell coffee! That is all! Otherwise nothing! You are not here to buy a car! 283 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,818 Ill decide! Hm? You know what you get? 284 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,972 just plain simple coffe. 285 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:15,530 careful. The beverage, you will come to know its very hot. 286 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,609 next! 287 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:18,849 what? 288 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,218 two latte without scum, please. 289 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:44,737 I cant believe, that youre here for the first time. 290 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,050 Me, all this condemned ldiots name me ''uncle dave''! 291 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:50,212 - And in the ground is I your uncle dave. - Yes. 292 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:54,136 so, when was the last time we saw eachother? 293 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,774 The bachelorsparty. Right before the weedingday. 294 00:19:56,860 --> 00:20:01,934 Thats right, that was great fun. I wonder, if the donkey survived 295 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,733 - well, how do you find the shop? - Its... Its inconceivable. Genuine. 296 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:12,170 -You know, I have to thank you all for that here -Me? 297 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,819 Oh yes, we have however always said, we consider so 'ne issue off, or? 298 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,379 - yes. - how credulous the people are, when they all belive what you say them several times 299 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:21,373 the has she all belief, when one it them only an couple time says. 300 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,378 anyway have I all this ldeen anytime in the act moved, 301 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:28,897 then the next step taken, and here am I again damn it. 302 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:33,256 -I cant belive it. Can you? 303 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,089 -yes. 304 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,049 -It is important that comes to this time, I need money, 305 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,530 -because I am me straight in one financial serious difficulty. 306 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,376 -I have a plan how I can get out... 307 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,179 - but I need a partner - Sorry, no. 308 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,728 I know, what you want, uncle dave. I... 309 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:57,574 - I do not dress me with those clothes anymore. - Come on, like in old times. 310 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,220 Do you know, how many times we have stolen the flag from the governor? 311 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,860 - Hm, twice. - Yes. 312 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:07,297 - And this plan is tottaly solid. - Last time I got arrested. 313 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:11,089 - Yes, that plan was'nt solid enough. - they had caught me with the flag law 314 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:14,570 And with this criminal offence in the documents 315 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,412 cant i get into to a good collage 316 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,617 or or get a good job, or... I now play the rules. 317 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,772 You know what? Nobody plays the rules. Ok? 318 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,691 either you bend it or you burst it. 319 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:29,693 - all other is only an slower death. - Yes, I can feel that. 320 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:33,459 -I never forced things, that you dont want 321 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,850 I have always let you go your own way . Anyway, but its going great for you, hm? 322 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:40,330 I mean, you have a beautiful woman, and a beautiful home. 323 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:44,210 but if you change your mind, let it me know. 324 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:48,016 - here, have a souvenir ashtray. - Thanks. 325 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:52,370 so, you receive a welfarecheck for 168 dollar, yes? 326 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,489 watch out, man! 327 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:58,050 ... Ade here are are foodbrands worth 250 Dollar. Do you understand, what I am saying? 328 00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:01,291 the is an more magnificent deal, so once more, you can earn 100 .... 329 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,813 - here are 82 dollar. - 82 dollar, 330 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,619 that you should not escape to leave. Here it is your turn, here take my pen. 331 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,612 here, take/while think pen. Do not forget to write the date 332 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,497 23/6. 333 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,938 Hey, have you heard, that the united states, 334 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:16,057 after they close the boundaries, now also tear off the statue of Liberty? 335 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:19,371 the entire old copper is now for sale. 336 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:21,610 I do not want copper, go away! 337 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,372 - This is the wrong form . - What? 338 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:25,451 - It is the wrong form I said . - Its all the same to me 339 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,417 I wont go away, 340 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,412 -until I have got my money -its ok, come with me buddy, 341 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,570 - walk we. Summoning already. - Where is the pen? Where is my pen? 342 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,652 He has think pen pinched! Hey! Hey! 343 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:10,932 No don't do it No. Dont do it!! 344 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,858 do not do it, stop it 345 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,858 I need help, I need reinforcement 346 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,528 -Yes 347 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:33,129 -you dont need this anymore 348 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:39,452 - I need more reinforcement - Number 25 ! 349 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:44,572 I am here 350 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,694 To late, closed! 351 00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:00,374 So damn it. 352 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:09,934 what the hell? 353 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:14,330 -Yes, give it to me daddy! I'm your bad, bad child! 354 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:18,492 -Oh yes. Harder! Faster! yes! yes... 355 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:33,656 I'll be right back, honey. 356 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:47,019 Hey, neighbor.I think that Idont need to 357 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,978 make a complaint against you 358 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,052 I must find the wet spot. 359 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,809 hello! 360 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:14,652 put the welfarecheck on the counter! 361 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:15,969 oh yes! 362 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,534 were making a pancake. 363 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:34,733 - Pour cooking oil on me, you sow! - Extra virgin! 364 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,814 Oh yes! Wow! 365 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:48,291 please, uncle dave, please only an couple hundred dollar. Only... 366 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,258 that I can leave this dirty hole 367 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:55,458 - for the rest of my live. Please. - Hey, buddy, last chance. 368 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:58,134 come here. Give me a couple of dollars, here damn it. 369 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:01,610 - but I have absulotely nothing! - Come on, 370 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:06,776 with who do you speak? Hm? Do you think im stupid, huh? 371 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:09,977 listen, if yourwe not gonna help me I will help myself. 372 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:13,450 - Give me your wallet now. - Dude , who do you talk with? 373 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,929 No. 374 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:20,657 -Let go of my wallet . What do you want? -Brother, are you still there? 375 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:24,016 Hey, brother! When we're on the phone, tell me, 376 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:27,970 What is your meaning about the miles bonus program, brother? 377 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,369 - what's with you? Let me go! - No! 378 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:34,214 you know, I have thought, one could the miles anytime convert, right? 379 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,689 i have tried it, but not on christmas. 380 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,928 - last chance. - No. 381 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,009 - gave me the wallet! - No! 382 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:45,534 shit im dumb. 383 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:54,298 all holidays are removed. alway if you want to change the bonusmiles, 384 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:57,577 are they on holidays . Oh my, the is however pure shit, or? 385 00:26:57,660 --> 00:26:58,934 - dave? - Yes? 386 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:02,410 - Im in. - For real? Shit, thats great, man. 387 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,656 but, you know what? Its a little stressy, so... 388 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:15,369 we, the people of allah, give you a new sign of the force 389 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:18,293 in the fight against the great satan of west. 390 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,850 you believe, we are weakened, but in only few days we will 391 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:25,216 a blow against America lead, the so quick and unsparing, 392 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,610 that the evil once and for all will be destroyed. 393 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,168 we ask the, the right belief are, on, 394 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:36,095 to wait, to pray, to promise allah, when the great battles begins. 395 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,977 And cut. 396 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:45,179 wonderful scene, master, wonderful. This time have you yourself outdone. 397 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:48,013 you master the screen. You are powerfull and touching. 398 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:51,695 I have nearly began to cry. You have real Starquality. 399 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:54,374 I cant say it with words. You are an authentic Superstar. 400 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,849 your voice, yours eyes, they are fantastic. 401 00:27:56,940 --> 00:28:00,171 what? Dont you know, that I an braised-allergy have? 402 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,252 Do you try to kill me? 403 00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:06,938 Who wrote this shit? 404 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:10,896 they do not listen to me mohamed 405 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,972 I tell them about allah and rhum, and what get I to hear? 406 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,699 -virgins. - ding, ding ding,ding... 407 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:20,170 nobody wants to die nowadays, unless they get virgins! 408 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:25,095 but this time must nobody die! That is the genius of the plan 409 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,652 oh, this plan 410 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:32,252 what is it this time, more Anthrax ? 411 00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:36,332 Master . master . Why do you always have to be this way? 412 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,056 Is it because of the thing with the airplane? 413 00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:42,530 Is it? Hm? Come on! Is it? 414 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:46,610 children - stuff! tomorrow is the day, that we make history. 415 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:50,332 you, I and the charge with Krotchy Dolls! 416 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:56,498 I go and watch Oprah. 417 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:59,731 You look better now then last time. The diet works. 418 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,376 All I want to do, is to get away from Paradise.thats all! 419 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:05,735 doesnt matter what i have to do! 420 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:08,698 Ok. Fuck me in the ass. 421 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:14,414 - was only a joke. - Aha. 422 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,776 No, here. Here. Know seen this thing? 423 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,138 - Krotchy Dolls? - Yes. 424 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:25,133 of course, who doesnt? The most successful series in the television. 425 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:29,217 the fella, hi speaks, its however a great tv-star, or? 426 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,211 Doesnt matter. All, that matter is, 427 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:34,497 that every one want one of these little dolls, right? 428 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:37,856 but sadly is the Chinese boat, 429 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,932 that carried the dolls, sunk. 430 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:43,938 Around 100.000 from the dolls was ordered. 431 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,739 unfortunately but no sign of the ppl on the boat. 432 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:49,892 so, what? There is not enough dolls, or? 433 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:53,410 Thats right. Today tomorrow these dollies 434 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:57,730 - 4.000 dollar in a auction . - Nice. 435 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,449 yes. 436 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:05,092 And... And 2.000 times... Times 4 dollar... 437 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:09,573 ...Times 4.000 dollar, that are... - ... That are eight... 438 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:11,457 - thats roughly, that are ... - No. 439 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,974 - that is eight... - You let the nulls off. 440 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:16,290 - No, when it three nulls are and... - You shift the comma behind. 441 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:19,690 I dont belive, no, wait, when you... This is a fucking lot of money. 442 00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:22,692 it is an ass full of money. - Right, many asses full of money. 443 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:23,769 yes. 444 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,009 Ok. 445 00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:30,052 Ok, so, what do you want from me? 446 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:34,568 perhaps a plan? 447 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,094 because if you can remember, the thing with the stolen flag, 448 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:40,172 - that was my plan. - That was shit. 449 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:43,576 - He pointed at some structurally absence . - Yes, yes. 450 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:48,013 Ok, ok. ok. 451 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:52,056 what we must do... What we must do, is, we go to Little Germany... 452 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:55,018 - yes. - We break in 453 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:58,730 and steal the dolls and bring here. 454 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,853 - that is, we need some kind of... - Van 455 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:05,091 Van! Thats it! One that cant be traced. 456 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:06,169 correct. 457 00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:10,969 Ha... 458 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,013 - Ah? - Yes... 459 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:18,212 - Do you have a plan? - Yes, I have. 460 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:20,369 now its gone. 461 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:24,730 george W. Bush is a fake. He is an actor. 462 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:29,212 that is not his real name. 463 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,212 - He knows to much. - Mohammed, he is crazy. 464 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:37,416 He know nothing at all! However 465 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:39,538 you are an good man, Habib, 466 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:42,453 but we are on a critically point in our plan. 467 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:45,008 - And we allow no risks. - Hm. 468 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:09,132 Live well, Heaven Tarts , Sugard Logs, 469 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,652 Powdered Flakes and SweetieO's. 470 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:29,096 See you again, calorie rich buttericecream! 471 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,209 allah! 472 00:32:56,820 --> 00:32:57,809 How much costs this? 473 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:12,449 Harry! 474 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,538 do you have my money, Harry ? 475 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:27,012 what do you have today for me, Harry ? 476 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:33,258 no, no. Harry, come on. 477 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:39,137 You have been here for two hours... and that's why give I also what. 478 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,935 help the disabled person! 479 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:45,092 only 13 dollar, you failure? come with me. 480 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:50,372 what? ok, I thought, you said something. 481 00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:54,098 you dont want to talk to me? 482 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:58,012 that gives you no bath this month. 483 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:09,575 I give you an couple on the side nutrients in your food. here you are. 484 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:12,538 We dont have time. Hurry. 485 00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:15,254 Hm...what now? 486 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,856 I say: good night. Big day tomorrow, ok? 487 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,698 See you later. What? 488 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,732 oh, Im stupid... sorry, buddy. 489 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:31,656 It will get cold in my garage tonight. 490 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:33,970 Right. Night, Harry . 491 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:40,615 welcome to the ''Little Germany''-amusement park, 492 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,772 the Entertainmentcenter for Paradise City. 493 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:46,449 so tomorrow will the great broadcasting take place. 494 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:49,418 And sure here on the scene, 495 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:53,297 will the exposure of the Krotchy Dolls be celebrated . 496 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:56,452 the great international star is here. 497 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:02,252 And exactly then will we slam. 498 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:11,174 dave and I will be in the deliveryvan, and will come through the staffapproach. 499 00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:15,253 can we be sure, that your insider get us in ? 500 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:20,250 He is a highly donated parklot-guard. 501 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,975 And besides a loyal member to the community. 502 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:28,975 but , theres a lot of safetypeople between the drawbridge 503 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:32,450 and the storeroom. How will we pass unnoticed ? 504 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,455 In the we she divert! 505 00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:39,089 we will sabouter the great international superstar's carriage. 506 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,853 yes, when he then arrive, will he be so pissed . 507 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:45,728 you know however, how the people react, when the VIP is pissed. 508 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:48,892 you are a true blessing for us, my brother. 509 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:52,656 it is so how the profetia says in the good book. 510 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:56,056 And it is so he comes, the apostle, 511 00:36:56,460 --> 00:37:00,373 and he carries with him the sacredly flag of the integrity. 512 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:05,177 He is the one, that will free us from the claws of consumption. 513 00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,696 you have written a condemned bible for them ? 514 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:11,610 group C goes here and get the dolls from the storeroom. 515 00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:16,212 group E check the surroundings, 516 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:18,890 we have got information from our intelligence, 517 00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:21,619 that possibly an other organization 518 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,692 is also after the dolls. 519 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,734 Ill get it. 520 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,850 Bin Laden. Hello. Get down to busniess 521 00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,612 Osama, old dirtbag ! Here is G.W! 522 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,058 Do you know how many innocent we had to torture to find your trace? 523 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,700 well, that is not my fault. Whats up, Georgie? 524 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:48,772 - Im busy. - You know, 525 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:51,897 Its about those oil-pipelines in Saudiarabia. 526 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:55,450 whether we can claim them or not? You know what i mean, 527 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,179 now when that airplane thing happend. 528 00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:01,297 Right, wait a minute, write me, which pipeline you mean, 529 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:04,452 - and I blow you to mecca! - That would be a real bound. 530 00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:06,770 Laura will write for me. 531 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:10,250 you know me, with spelling and all... 532 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:12,579 All right, till then. 533 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,209 Jihad! 534 00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:32,331 first you promise you me a Privatejet, and then you send me a bus! 535 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:36,857 shit! Don't you know, that I am an international Superstar ? 536 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,889 shit! 537 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:43,849 shit! 538 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,294 Paradise, 8 miles? 539 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,449 God. 540 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,529 those fuckers! 541 00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,369 I sit in the front! 542 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,532 And go! Go! go, go, go, go... 543 00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:25,812 Go, go, go, go, go, go! Go! 544 00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,129 Go! 545 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:41,934 Go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go! 546 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,849 I tell you, Mohammed, I know, that I saw exactly this gas station a while ago. 547 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:53,091 we are not lost. All gas stations looks the same. What is it with you? 548 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:55,296 Shouldn't you ask someone for the way to be sure? 549 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:58,736 Listen to me! I know where i am, ok? 550 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:01,573 - Maybe its best if I walk. - You now, you can't just do like that? 551 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:04,049 you are the boss of the organization and you now want to be the driver to ? 552 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:05,175 Seriously. 553 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:31,690 I'm here in the themepark Little Germany with the owner, 554 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:34,772 the debated director Uwe Boll. 555 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:39,452 Uwe, you have you have made your sucsess by making movies out of videogames, 556 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,770 but your heart has always belonged to this themepark, 557 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:44,328 and today is an great day for Little Germany. 558 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:46,376 -But of course. Im aware of 559 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:49,372 that the ship sunk which, carried the Krotchy Dolls charge. 560 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,815 And we are now the only one in the whole USA, 561 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:55,813 that have the Krotchy Dolls in the supplies. Here, for you! 562 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,689 yes. 563 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:08,292 so, what does the entire shit here? 564 00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:11,770 Harry,its time for you to work. Put your hat on. 565 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,690 pay attention! Say: ''I work for food.'' 566 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:23,770 you are so gross. Lets gos. Remember to smile. 567 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,490 thats my motherfucker there. Watch out gfor the flowers! 568 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,773 but I want to use this moment when its live on TV. 569 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:36,454 And I want tell a story how I finance my films 570 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:39,418 and also from ''Little Germany'', and where I get all my money]. 571 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,650 you have sure already heard the rumuors, that my films 572 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:45,653 are financed with nazi-gold. And im telling you, its true! 573 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:49,130 everyone has to get money from somewhere. 574 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:52,769 I feel so good here on the the stage. When I see all this people 575 00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:57,297 - and the all these children. - Will you mess around with me, or what? 576 00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:07,529 Sir, allow me. 577 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,049 What about me? 578 00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:24,540 Thats your problem, idiot! 579 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,772 what, you fire me? Because I say ''Fuck'' s? 580 00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:32,212 And Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Fuck you, then. Im the damn show. 581 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,530 What am I going to do now, with this show ? 582 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:35,609 Thanks a lot. 583 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:39,853 5, 4, do I have shit on my teeth? 584 00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:40,929 thanks. 585 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:45,448 we broadcast live from Little Germany in Paradise . Its an amazing sight! 586 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:48,816 It is said, that people have been standing in line for days, 587 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,813 to be the first ones, to get thier hands on the: The famous Krotchy Dolls. 588 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:54,379 we turn to the red carpet, Gayle]. 589 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:59,132 thanks, bob! The mood here is unbeliveable, 590 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:03,008 its known,thhat the international Superstar Vern Troyer is expected 591 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,092 and shall soon arrive. He is the voice from ''Krotchy'' 592 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:08,375 in the cartoon and the videogame. 593 00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:18,532 Ladys... Today we do God's work. 594 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:22,690 so, handle these youngsters godly. 595 00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,049 Affirmative . 596 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:30,450 - Mitzi can see that you are very strong men! - I think, 597 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,972 Im getting sunburned. 598 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,049 Its so creamy. 599 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,732 Excuse me, can you help me ? 600 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:54,613 you are four and Im all alone. 601 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,292 - Man, lets get moving - All right. 602 00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:57,369 Ok. 603 00:44:13,180 --> 00:44:17,173 Here are my sexy darlings. Oh yes! 604 00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:21,930 - Funny, is the Vernes limo? - Oh, I cant see anything, bobbie. 605 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,378 it appears, it stands an pickup truck in the way. 606 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:29,452 a Pickup truck ? thats classy. 607 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:41,090 Mr. Troyer ! Mr. Troyer ! Please a short comment! 608 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:44,850 I cant possible explain, how sorry 609 00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:47,050 we are, Mr. Troyer . I will personallly 610 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:49,415 take full responsibility for the misadventure with the Pickup truck. 611 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,617 I dont want you fired. I want, your boss fired . 612 00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:55,453 - here is Anne Frank . Come in, Hitler 2. - Do you hear me? 613 00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:59,453 yes. Im in position. Yes, VIP is arriving as we speak. 614 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,768 - Why do you talk so funny? - Im comming from Dresden. 615 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:06,693 - its a undercover thing. - Over and out. 616 00:45:06,780 --> 00:45:10,170 - He is a real ldiot, hm? - Yes, but very faithful. 617 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:15,575 Most of them are idiots. Ladys , so, what have you done with the guards? 618 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,772 - The are done. - All right. 619 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:24,259 Mitzi, whats wrong? 620 00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:27,730 - He pooped im my mouth. - Oh, baby. Come here. 621 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,890 Come here, baby. Listen, dont cry. 622 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:36,657 that wont work, you know? Ok? I say this, because I love you. 623 00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:39,777 Everythings allright? Come on. Good, go now. 624 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:43,250 Ok. Ok, Ladies . Now go back to work. 625 00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:47,377 This is great, the entire park 626 00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:52,295 is busy with the pissed VIP. My plan is genius. 627 00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:58,372 Its beautiful. Very beautiful. 628 00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:02,573 come on, keep you together. You are not ''I'' now youre a team. 629 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:20,769 Its locked. 630 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:27,171 There must be another way in! 631 00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:41,337 - where is my money, asshole? - I got something much better: gold teeth. 632 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:45,852 - Almost new... - Hello, Paradise. 633 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:51,858 Help me, Krotchy. I am a beautiful woman. Help. 634 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:54,852 you know, what the great and noble Krotchy says, for a man in need! 635 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:58,330 ''only my father and my priest coverts me here.'' 636 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:02,932 - uncle dave, watch out! - What the heck... 637 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,693 Lets goe to the car! We strike in the front! Come on! 638 00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:09,056 Anne Frank ! You gotta make some chaos . Were coming in your direction! 639 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,852 here is Anne Frank . Mission abbort! If you come here, 640 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:16,500 - you will get arrested immeditaly . - The entire land 641 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:19,219 - glances today full with jealousy of you. - Give us the dolls, you pagans! 642 00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:23,213 Anne Frank , you gotta distract them! You gotta distract them Immediately! 643 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:28,778 - the fat man is in refreshment room. - What? 644 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:32,933 - repeting: the fat man is in refreshment room. - Who do you speak with, the devil? 645 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,851 the car is here, you ldiot. 646 00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:39,377 ln this town you first get the offical licensed... 647 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,449 Krotchy Doll! 648 00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:47,532 oh, allm�chtiger God, hear me please. 649 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,973 Boll, I am Vince Desi . What the heck have you done with "Postal"? 650 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:55,973 what the hell is your problem? The film is super! 651 00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,457 - Ah, shit... - Ouch... 652 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:08,292 Officers, have you noticed, that on the the stage 653 00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:11,452 - theres a fight going on? - Yes. 654 00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:16,693 Anne Frank , we come in yours direction. Now! 655 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:22,018 Let go! Damn it! 656 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,853 for Videogames! 657 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,618 oh, he shot Harry! 658 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:33,778 that damn motherfucker! 659 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,529 What the... 660 00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:47,530 Harry , I come and help you, baby! Dont wander off! 661 00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:13,417 I hate Videogames. 662 00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:20,933 nothing here, hurry! 663 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:40,653 oh, shit! 664 00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:47,649 Watch out! 665 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:55,450 - asshole! - Im sorry. Im clumpsy. 666 00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:57,974 let me help you. I would never have thought, 667 00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:01,973 that you so what with he small. Like a Dildo on a stock... 668 00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:07,210 Wow. I see, if I can help you with the packing 669 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:10,736 shit. What the fuck? 670 00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:13,935 God! Damn it! What... 671 00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:17,737 God, Im in my damn shitbag! 672 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:24,091 - Richard, what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up! - Its a suprise. 673 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:26,136 Hey,assholes! 674 00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:36,812 - Coffeeshop . - Latte without foam. 675 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:37,969 yes. 676 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:40,849 I must go. 677 00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:52,459 - why have you taken him? - Worry about your own stuff 678 00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:55,930 - and lets get away! - Be quiet, you fatty! 679 00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:59,092 Hey, wait , wait up ! Hey! 680 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,858 Come on, go, go! 681 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:14,933 where is the damn key? It must be here somewhere. 682 00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:18,933 - a short while ago I had... - I thought, you had the key. 683 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,497 You know, often it helps, if you do what you did backwards. 684 00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:27,649 Mo... Mohammed. 685 00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:31,132 you are under arrested! You have killed Harry! 686 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:36,330 Damn it, John ! Do something! Shit! 687 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,538 What a about Harry now, 688 00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:42,251 what shall I now do when he sleeps forever ? 689 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,853 ouch! oh, my dick! Ouch! 690 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:51,172 brother Tariq knows the female aggressor vassals very good. 691 00:51:51,260 --> 00:51:55,617 He is already on the path to yours bearing, to catch and to captivate. 692 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:58,897 allah be praised. Now is the time for you to give your life, 693 00:51:58,980 --> 00:52:03,417 - to avange these sacrilege! - Or do it the easy way. 694 00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:06,259 - yes! - Yes! 695 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:16,529 Look out! 696 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,815 - Do you really know what you are doing? - Yes! 697 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:31,172 I think, I'm bad from motoring. 698 00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:41,017 that is the hag from the social welfare office! ''Im sorry, we have closed!'' 699 00:52:41,460 --> 00:52:42,449 asshole! 700 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:46,689 what was that? 701 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:53,172 I think we got a flat tire, 702 00:52:53,380 --> 00:52:57,293 but we have only killed a woman.thank God. 703 00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:01,538 - we have a body on Maple. - affirmative . 704 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:05,249 - please repeat youre position. - Maple, how the molasses. 705 00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:10,895 the is some nice shit here. Oh my God, this kids are heavy. 706 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:15,692 Ok, in order. Gary! Hold on, wait. 707 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:20,012 Hold on. Okey. Ok, go for it, Gary . 708 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:23,055 make me a star. 709 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:29,498 here is Gayle Robinson ,live from the ''Little Germany''-amusement park. 710 00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:34,017 or, the way it may be called from now on: ''the place, where laughter died''. 711 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:37,490 The famous Vern Troyer is at the moment missing, 712 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:40,578 its feared the worst. The coward, 713 00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:43,220 that is responsable for this massacre, is described 714 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:47,691 as a man with red hair, who wears a ''Peace''-T-Shirt. 715 00:53:47,780 --> 00:53:51,170 Back to you, bobbie. Oh, I forgot, that you are dead. 716 00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:55,569 those children are starting to stink. 717 00:53:57,420 --> 00:54:00,298 I cant belive, that I accepted this shitjob. 718 00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:03,452 Crazy shit. But atleast, 719 00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:07,698 this works... This works absulotly . 720 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:19,571 We have to bring him as quick as possible to the house, together with the goods. 721 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:22,015 Jesus, damned it! They are already here! 722 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:25,092 what do we do now? The was the only safe place in whole Paradise ! 723 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:28,013 Think, dont you have a bunker or a cellar or something, 724 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,330 - that the Talibans haven't found yet? - No. We dont. 725 00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:33,810 Yes we do. There is a massive Underground place 726 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:37,572 below of mainhouse.Its perfect. 727 00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:41,653 I know what's perfect! My foot in your ass! 728 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:45,697 - Who are you , you bastard? - What the hell is this? 729 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:48,374 - you will see, uncle dave. - You know, Cant we can maybe 730 00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:51,054 get past those talibans, without that they notice us? 731 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:53,415 We must give it a try. But what about the van? 732 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,730 - Let me worry about that. - hey,Why dont I know 733 00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:58,778 about this underground area, Ritchie ? And where will you hide my Krotchy Dolls ? 734 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,932 - where everone can see them. - Line up! 735 00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:07,136 - what is going on here? - Come on! Ok, hurry. 736 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:08,335 we must us hurry, come now... 737 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:12,372 citizen of this grand nation, town. 738 00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:18,768 this psychopath, disturbed killer, 739 00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:21,374 - also known as... - Postal Dude . 740 00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,690 Postal Dude . Are we really going to call him that? 741 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:27,170 Postal Dude . He is wanted because of these crimes, 742 00:55:27,260 --> 00:55:31,617 one gunfight on the social welfare office, the assassination of candidate Wells... 743 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:34,817 - the murder on one chinese. - And the murder on one innocent, 744 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:38,290 - old chinese. - Have you ever seen a day like this? 745 00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,329 No. 746 00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:44,610 Hey, hey, the Postal Dude . I fight you. Come on! Get him! 747 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:50,650 No, thats not him. Do you see, how the hair flutters? 748 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:54,011 this one loooks more like Jesus. 749 00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:01,850 - shit, shit, shit. - Follow me! I know, where he is! 750 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,893 - follow me! In here! - Thank you. 751 00:56:04,980 --> 00:56:05,969 Come this way! 752 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:11,092 Hey, in which direction went he? Lets go! 753 00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:16,255 - why did you help him? - Do you want to clean the windows? 754 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,329 Damn it! 755 00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:35,532 Don't move! Face to the wall, now! 756 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:36,609 Aouch! 757 00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:38,809 - Aouch! - I have a feeling, 758 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:41,892 that I have caught the the Postal Dude . 759 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,776 Shit, you bastard! You son of a bitch! 760 00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:51,050 I think you broke my nose! Ah, shit! 761 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:55,376 you asshole! I will get you, you... 762 00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:58,009 sorry. 763 00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:05,695 I think, he went this way! 764 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:15,330 no wonder, that the cops are always so angry. The is heavy. 765 00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:18,810 Yeah, this is cool. What is this? a lighter? 766 00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:23,536 - pepperspray]. pepperspray] is cool. - Officer... 767 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,729 shit! 768 00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:27,419 paul Lipscomb. neighborhood group 232. 769 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:30,890 - good work, citizen. - Have you seen the Postal Dude ? 770 00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:34,572 yes, yes, he ran that way. 771 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:38,050 All right. Federal citizen, Lets get the bastard! 772 00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:39,289 Take him down! 773 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:48,214 - Ok. - Nice costume. 774 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:51,098 I thought that you had already made yourself look like an idiot enough. 775 00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:55,093 You look like a penguin. Anyway, the van is gone. 776 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:58,610 so, where is this underground shelter place? 777 00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:02,896 - go through the bedroom. - yeah, okey. 778 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,448 - All right, Im going in. - All right. 779 00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:08,532 All right, I go inside. Stay here. 780 00:58:11,740 --> 00:58:14,300 - have you heard anything from Osama ? - No! 781 00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:16,610 - Do you know, where the van is? - No! 782 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,418 - Have you seen the dolls? - No! 783 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,979 - Do you know anything at all? - No I dont! 784 00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:22,051 - you are stupid, stupid! - Mohammed, Im sorry. 785 00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:25,018 - an stupid, damn pussy! - Forgive me, Mohammed. 786 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:28,456 - what will do we do now? - We kill the pagans! 787 00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:31,691 And how will you do that? Osama you must say, what we shall do. 788 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:34,772 but he wont say anything. 789 00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:42,376 Lorraine Calcutt . lnsider trading worth over three million dollar. 790 00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:45,338 Linda Monteal . The nieghbours dog. 791 00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:47,456 towards the investigation we see 792 00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:51,613 why the people who died in 9/11 deserved to die. 793 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:54,089 daunted through the incapacity, the illness it, 794 00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:56,136 appears like the AlDS-crises in Africa is always greater. 795 00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:58,814 The UN has today an resolution discharged, the hindered, 796 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:02,734 that the continent in any wise man contact with the remainder the earth gets. 797 00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:05,493 foremost experts in consequence of are videogames the main reason 798 00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:06,808 for outrages by children. 799 00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:16,850 Hey, pussy, pussy. Hey, kitty. Here, you stupid cat. 800 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:32,769 Miau . 801 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,494 Nice. Good kitty. 802 00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:43,329 come, come. 803 00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:51,292 - Hold on. - Im ready. 804 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,449 hurry. Go, go, go. 805 01:00:03,620 --> 01:00:06,214 Come here, Come here, Come here. 806 01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:11,893 in a line, please, my beautys. Yes, you too, Mr. Troyer . 807 01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:17,650 - Jenny, would you be kind and, open it? - my pleasure. 808 01:00:20,220 --> 01:00:24,054 Jenny , you too, hm? am I the only one here that didn't know about, 809 01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:27,291 the shelter room under my bedroom ? 810 01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:30,452 there is no shelter room, uncle dave. 811 01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:35,608 I cant belive this shit. 812 01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,497 it is a God-shelterroom. 813 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:45,210 - Ritchie, what the heck is this? - Its amazing! 814 01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:48,576 - its a shithole. - Are everyone okey? 815 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:53,213 Dave bible, chapter 17, psalm 23: ''And in the end comes the fire 816 01:00:54,060 --> 01:00:56,449 and the pest. 817 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:59,930 And the boils and combustions, and as well as bilecolics, 818 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:04,050 as also testicle cancer that will be the end of the entire mankind, 819 01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:09,173 unless, that he hides under the earth like a bunny.'' 820 01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:10,690 I dont get it. 821 01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:14,056 You have built this, only because the shit I wrote? 822 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:18,975 Im a true beliver, uncle dave, Even if you are not. 823 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:23,014 Hey, the is a pretty thing. Have you ever fired it ? 824 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,694 Dont touch it! 825 01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:29,536 we need every single bullet for the ''End of all things''. 826 01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:30,609 Ok. 827 01:01:31,260 --> 01:01:35,253 Fanntastic, Ritchie, but we have here a problem,you understand? 828 01:01:35,340 --> 01:01:37,934 my home is full of damn crazy fanatics, that belives, 829 01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:40,454 that they are chosen, when the world sinks. 830 01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:42,212 - I have to say... - Shut up! 831 01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:44,416 - You shut up! - Dont you think, go and kick your ass? 832 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:47,173 - Fuck you, you fucking... - Put your finger in your ass! 833 01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:49,455 - yes, you and what army ? - Im declare war against you! 834 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:52,179 - I am already... - Damn mini Fucker . 835 01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:56,731 Ritchie, the point is, that now is not the time to worry about when th world ends. 836 01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:59,288 we must only this weapons take and kill some motherfuckers, 837 01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:02,929 get my merchendise back, sell it 838 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:06,057 - so that we can pay off the I.R.S. - We're not gonna sell the merchindise,uncle dave 839 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,212 - What? 840 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,889 Im sorry to inform you, 841 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:15,052 but that was never a part of the plan. 842 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:24,290 - And what is then the plan? - To end the world, of course. 843 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:30,531 - You people have serious problems. - Did you know this? 844 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,975 - I had no fucking idear. - So you told no one? 845 01:02:33,060 --> 01:02:36,132 - Of course not. - I can hear you. 846 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,014 Ritchie . Ritchie . 847 01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:44,096 Now it is time,for the rest of you tto find out the 848 01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:49,459 full extent of the plan . This is why we need the Krotchy Dolls. 849 01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:55,293 ''What happens up my ass, stays up my ass.'' 850 01:02:56,380 --> 01:02:59,372 The asian birdflu! Yes, 851 01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:03,770 against this knows the west devil no cure! 852 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:08,698 when this dolls are spread in the entire USA, 853 01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:10,975 then its death and annihilation, 854 01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:14,132 - like never before seen. - Yes! 855 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,892 this is, what I had to tell you. 856 01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:22,852 ''Hi, Im Krotchy, Im a boner.'' 857 01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:27,293 Ok, once again calm down: The Taliban will run from the virus 858 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,411 and spread it. 859 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,936 Thats true. We have stopped them. All is good. 860 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:38,855 Exactly. We have to get arrested, in the name of God. 861 01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:40,779 - Hm? - Understand however, 862 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,977 it will only spread in the USA, 863 01:03:44,060 --> 01:03:47,450 but in the realization in the Dave bible, 864 01:03:47,820 --> 01:03:51,096 must the whole planet be destroyed. 865 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:54,532 - He is completly brainwashed. - Hm. 866 01:03:57,020 --> 01:04:00,012 Im sorry, sweety. Command from above. 867 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:01,369 listen! 868 01:04:01,820 --> 01:04:05,290 yes, tell me, Ritchie, I dont care, how many times i have banged! 869 01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:07,132 I have anyway never written, that the mankind 870 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,859 - will be killed by the birdflu. - No, not literarlly. 871 01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:12,932 But as I read between the lines, 872 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:16,653 im sure of, that you must have meant it. 873 01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:19,812 Then, Its you, Mr. Vern Troyer ! 874 01:04:21,460 --> 01:04:24,133 If you have written a single word about me in your bible then, 875 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:27,530 - we both got an serious problem. - ''And you shall know, 876 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:30,453 that the last day, when the reckoning off begins, 877 01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:33,930 is when a tine alone entertainer 878 01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:37,932 get raped by 1000 monkeys.'' 879 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:41,095 thats enough! Im going to kick your god damn ass you son of a bitch! 880 01:04:41,180 --> 01:04:44,058 im sorry, little man. 881 01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:46,857 Stop it, stop it. 882 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:50,137 Listen to me we must do what God commands us to do. 883 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,938 - Damn it. - Hey, come on, man. 884 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,738 when youfeel better, we talk about, 885 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,970 that I will never smoke weed again. 886 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:59,132 You will now witness the beginning of the end. 887 01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:05,098 Make the monkeys ready! 888 01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:10,098 No, not the monkeys, please. 889 01:05:11,660 --> 01:05:14,015 - Why do you have so many apes? - I have no idea. 890 01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:18,013 - I have nothing to do with this shit. - No to the apes! 891 01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:20,171 oh, shit. 892 01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:25,372 Nice monkeys! No, please, no. 893 01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:28,694 this was for Sigfried and Roy. 894 01:05:28,780 --> 01:05:32,170 when I consider, this was not a pleasant day. 895 01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:33,528 - undoubtedly. - On the other hand... 896 01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:41,373 unfortunately forrces the despaired nature of our situation, 897 01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:44,372 that one of us must become a martyr, 898 01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:47,497 to fight the pagans and to beat them . 899 01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:50,856 So, any volunteers ? 900 01:05:57,340 --> 01:06:00,616 What about you, Mohammed? You are so worthy! 901 01:06:00,980 --> 01:06:04,370 oh, thank. Many thanks. And I would gladly do it, 902 01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:09,977 I would gladly do it, believe me, nobody in the world would rather do it, 903 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:13,052 but unfortunately has Osama forbidden me. 904 01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:19,974 Hey! What about Abdul ? 905 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:24,490 Ah, that is a great idea ! A great idea!genius! 906 01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:28,690 Of course, one must agree willingly. Now, Abdul, 907 01:06:30,660 --> 01:06:34,619 If you dont want to be blown into a million pieces, 908 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:38,090 raise yours hand, hop on one foot and sing ''Freebird''! 909 01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:43,539 Abdul it is! 910 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:53,572 congratulations, my brother. congratulations. 911 01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:56,932 Now, if we just had Osama. 912 01:06:57,700 --> 01:07:01,409 Does anybody know where the fuck he is? 913 01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:06,777 so, you can see, just by changing the words you use, 914 01:07:06,860 --> 01:07:09,932 you can in many ways motivate your personel, 915 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:14,571 when you my ''117 steps, around your staffers to control'' succeed, 916 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:18,050 I promise today a 100-percent team like killerbees, 917 01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:20,973 that is ready, to live or to die by your command. 918 01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:24,370 you can get them to work 72 hours in a row, 919 01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:27,179 just by, when putting crystal meth in thier water. 920 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:30,013 Maybe you think: Isnt Crystal Meth illegal? 921 01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:34,616 yes it is, but the US Air Force gives it to their pilots when they are going to Afghanistan 922 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:38,215 So it cant be illegal, 923 01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:42,578 when the US Air Force has ues it,right? Page 5 please. 924 01:07:42,660 --> 01:07:45,811 you see a Cartoon . "What is this cartoon about" ?, 925 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,368 you think. To find yourself, 926 01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:50,690 because humor in workplace is an another thing, 927 01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:52,930 when you want to improve. When you get there, 928 01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:55,853 that your employes laughs, you have got it right . 929 01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:59,171 And you dont even need real chains! Haha! 930 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:01,615 by the way you can learn how to use real chains, 931 01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:03,930 on my CDs and cassets. 932 01:08:06,580 --> 01:08:09,652 so, what now? Will you shoot us? 933 01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:15,739 yes, you know, im very sorry, man. Obvious its a 934 01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:18,459 miss understanding, but you gotta see, 935 01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:22,499 that I must act on this point. Hm? I mean, you are my nephew, 936 01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:26,493 but this is my community. I must go to the blessed land . 937 01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:28,213 - you old bastard. - Not at all. 938 01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:31,178 - after all. - honestly, 939 01:08:31,260 --> 01:08:34,650 in the bible stands nowhere, that we must kill you. 940 01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:40,652 what are you doing, Ritchie ? Come on! 941 01:08:40,740 --> 01:08:43,937 I am... I am God on earth, so its written in the shit bible. 942 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:46,488 - yes... - Right? Yes. 943 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:49,174 I saids, when you read between the lines, 944 01:08:49,260 --> 01:08:52,252 then changes the meaning fundamental. 945 01:08:52,340 --> 01:08:56,891 because so how I understands it, has God only picked you as God temporarily , 946 01:08:56,980 --> 01:09:00,689 it seems. But now is the time, 947 01:09:00,780 --> 01:09:04,056 that we get a new leader, anybody... 948 01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:07,938 that is truthful and faithful. 949 01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:11,935 No, Ritchie . 950 01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:43,489 I dont get it! 951 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:45,059 Fuck, Man. 952 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:48,416 I am gay! Who the heck had thought that? 953 01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:51,858 I had no idea, but that explains the quantity! 954 01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:55,330 perhaps can I finally understand what love really is. 955 01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:58,890 I am a damn asshunter! Holy shit, man! 956 01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:01,653 And I stand on fat! Wow. 957 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:05,130 you know what? Today starts a whole new life for me! 958 01:10:05,980 --> 01:10:06,969 yes! 959 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:10,009 dave! 960 01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:17,529 - Mitzi. - Oh! 961 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:24,898 Ok, then, I am only bisexual. 962 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:29,529 Discusting. 963 01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:33,409 you... 964 01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:38,652 We must thank you to, so... 965 01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:43,653 how do you want to end your life, you get the birdflu. 966 01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:49,013 Or we relese you from your misiry here and now. Its your choise. 967 01:10:50,140 --> 01:10:51,129 actually... 968 01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:55,934 actually, no. 969 01:10:57,860 --> 01:11:00,852 you gotta let me live, Ritchie , 970 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:07,290 when you the make your smalll apocalypse. 971 01:11:09,660 --> 01:11:12,538 - And why's that? - Because... 972 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:16,378 Im the only one, that knows, 973 01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:20,452 where the Truck with the birdflu is parked. 974 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:30,892 yes. That is smart! That is smart, 975 01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:34,370 but its nothing, comparred to what we will become! 976 01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:38,133 You cant have took it far. We can find it by ourselves. 977 01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:42,657 - And now, its time for you to die. - Or not, you know? 978 01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:45,894 The bible doesn't says, that you must kill me. 979 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:48,255 And you have said, that you shouldn't. 980 01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:51,252 - And you have killed Dave. - Yes. But back then, 981 01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:54,616 I didn't have any ideas at all, 982 01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:57,892 so were back soon. 983 01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:01,249 Get out. 984 01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:06,972 children, take away uncle Dave! 985 01:13:02,180 --> 01:13:03,169 Ouch, damn! 986 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:39,540 - why are you still here? - We're waiting for, 987 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:42,453 that Richard will come back with the truck. 988 01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:46,977 And then we are going to eat poisoned brownies and go to heaven. 989 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:51,013 Starr could not wait. You were one soulschores 990 01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:54,092 yes, but theres a new plan now. 991 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:55,929 Im... 992 01:13:57,060 --> 01:14:00,450 gonna kick some terrosrist ass, 993 01:14:01,460 --> 01:14:04,532 and probarly die. 994 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:08,013 but if I would somehow survive, 995 01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:11,137 am i going to kick Richard's ass aswell. 996 01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:16,294 With his machinegun up his ass. 997 01:14:17,380 --> 01:14:18,369 yes. 998 01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:21,092 arbitrations, arbitrations. 999 01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:39,450 Why do you always get the smart guys? 1000 01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:50,569 mine! 1001 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:53,049 mine! 1002 01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:54,849 yours! 1003 01:14:55,940 --> 01:14:58,852 - what did you say to me? - Oh, you idiot. 1004 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:01,932 - you're good. - You're better. 1005 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:07,889 follow we. 1006 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:13,695 you slut, idiot! You are straggling, 1007 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:15,771 you slut. You did it . 1008 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:28,370 Come on. 1009 01:15:36,420 --> 01:15:39,810 Ok, Ladys, here we seperate. go to your families. 1010 01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:44,976 Think about yourselves. And please no more banging, 1011 01:15:45,060 --> 01:15:47,893 - with doomsday cults. - No one care. We think, 1012 01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:50,369 we will become christians. Right? 1013 01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:51,734 - yes. - all right. 1014 01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:04,572 Easy. One moment. wait. 1015 01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:08,412 - Waitt, please. - Why, are you married? 1016 01:16:08,660 --> 01:16:11,555 - No, I want Karen to - Ok. 1017 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,089 hello! 1018 01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:17,609 God be thank. 1019 01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:18,815 2 minutes later... 1020 01:16:27,056 --> 01:16:28,045 yes. 1021 01:16:30,736 --> 01:16:32,966 Paradise, here I come. 1022 01:16:37,536 --> 01:16:42,610 regarding,the suit shit, have you seen the woman from the coffeeshop? 1023 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:46,849 - yes, she is hard to miss. - Yes, but she is a good Fuck. 1024 01:16:50,576 --> 01:16:53,010 - you have ... - Yes, a couple of times. 1025 01:16:53,096 --> 01:16:55,087 she has a light switch in her house. 1026 01:16:55,176 --> 01:16:58,248 And the lights go on and off, on and off. 1027 01:16:58,856 --> 01:17:02,690 - You feel like a rockstar. - Take me to her house. 1028 01:17:02,776 --> 01:17:04,050 Oh, you are too much... 1029 01:17:11,656 --> 01:17:14,728 Hey, there is the Postal Dude! Get him! 1030 01:17:19,296 --> 01:17:22,174 the son of a bitch! 1031 01:17:23,776 --> 01:17:24,765 Hey! 1032 01:17:27,296 --> 01:17:30,288 Hey! Come on! Come on! Go! Go! 1033 01:17:34,936 --> 01:17:37,814 shit, an blind alley. 1034 01:17:38,096 --> 01:17:39,688 please be open. Shit. 1035 01:17:42,856 --> 01:17:46,246 I saw him over there. Come on! There he is. 1036 01:17:48,176 --> 01:17:52,249 You fucker! All right! All right! So, come on, you coward! 1037 01:17:52,336 --> 01:17:53,325 Take this. 1038 01:17:55,656 --> 01:17:56,645 excuse me! 1039 01:17:58,336 --> 01:18:00,327 thats right assholes! 1040 01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:37,407 you are so smart. 1041 01:18:37,496 --> 01:18:40,772 And you are a crazy psychopath. 1042 01:18:41,136 --> 01:18:45,049 - I had good reasons. - That says everyone. 1043 01:18:45,896 --> 01:18:48,854 I must destroy a postcar , with deadly viruses, 1044 01:18:48,936 --> 01:18:51,166 before a doomsdayssect or a terroristgroup gets it 1045 01:18:51,256 --> 01:18:54,692 - and the entire world will be lost. - Yes, and who gonna believe,in that? 1046 01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:56,767 - Jihad! - Apocalypse! 1047 01:19:02,096 --> 01:19:03,973 Ok, wheres the car? 1048 01:19:09,016 --> 01:19:10,005 Hi! 1049 01:19:10,576 --> 01:19:12,567 Great, ok. 1050 01:19:17,616 --> 01:19:21,404 Im sorry, Mr. Laden, it seems like, youre credit card doesnt work. 1051 01:19:21,496 --> 01:19:24,647 it seems, that in every free country in the world 1052 01:19:24,736 --> 01:19:28,126 - has frozen your account. - Do you take a check? 1053 01:19:29,256 --> 01:19:32,328 - No, cash, please. - Im short of money, you see. 1054 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:35,408 Osama , we need you now at once. 1055 01:19:36,136 --> 01:19:37,808 - Do you have cash? - No. 1056 01:19:41,976 --> 01:19:42,965 run! 1057 01:19:44,296 --> 01:19:48,335 fucking arab. go to mecca and run around your stupid black box! 1058 01:19:57,016 --> 01:19:59,371 - where are we going? - Whereever, 1059 01:19:59,456 --> 01:20:02,368 a big explosion is going off. 1060 01:20:03,416 --> 01:20:06,294 Film her! Film her, Greg! 1061 01:20:08,856 --> 01:20:11,928 - More to the left, you on Mondays-fucker ! - Um. 1062 01:20:13,816 --> 01:20:15,568 Ok, you have right. You have right. 1063 01:20:17,296 --> 01:20:18,775 oh yes! just like that! 1064 01:20:30,816 --> 01:20:33,808 - Who is that? - My future Ex-woman. 1065 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,446 - what do you think? - This is super. 1066 01:20:41,536 --> 01:20:42,525 only a little faster. 1067 01:20:44,456 --> 01:20:45,445 the should be enough. 1068 01:20:48,776 --> 01:20:51,848 all right. Hey, Champ! Come here, boy! 1069 01:20:52,816 --> 01:20:55,284 Champ! Come here! 1070 01:20:55,376 --> 01:20:58,652 - Ah, shit. come on, lets do this. - All right. 1071 01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:05,645 Too late. 1072 01:21:11,576 --> 01:21:12,770 shit, what was that? 1073 01:21:19,336 --> 01:21:21,566 comes back! You have to come back! 1074 01:21:26,736 --> 01:21:28,613 - I love you, Greggy . - I love you too. 1075 01:21:35,376 --> 01:21:36,365 back! Back! 1076 01:21:43,896 --> 01:21:47,286 Ok. Before we this, should we remember, 1077 01:21:47,776 --> 01:21:51,246 what the records from the seminary has taught us, ok? 1078 01:21:51,336 --> 01:21:54,726 The true change begins from inside out, ok? 1079 01:21:55,536 --> 01:21:56,525 exactly the same way... 1080 01:21:59,216 --> 01:22:02,606 have we from the seminary learned, that true force 1081 01:22:02,736 --> 01:22:05,808 is in a group! Ok, besides... 1082 01:22:09,416 --> 01:22:12,169 when you really want something, that is important, 1083 01:22:12,256 --> 01:22:13,848 then do it yourself. 1084 01:22:16,616 --> 01:22:18,766 - so, lets go! Ok! - All right, good! 1085 01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:28,132 Hey! 1086 01:22:31,296 --> 01:22:36,131 fucking shit. Get the fuck off my property! 1087 01:22:40,136 --> 01:22:43,128 You raunchy shitbags, damned... 1088 01:22:47,936 --> 01:22:51,008 out with the birdflu, pagans! 1089 01:22:54,056 --> 01:22:55,045 hello? 1090 01:22:57,256 --> 01:22:58,405 the is the delivery van, or? 1091 01:23:04,656 --> 01:23:07,932 oh, there is the fellow, that killed dave. 1092 01:23:10,576 --> 01:23:12,407 we must our energy concentrate, 1093 01:23:12,496 --> 01:23:15,488 to make this alive. 1094 01:23:19,936 --> 01:23:22,131 Ok, well then. 1095 01:23:23,816 --> 01:23:26,694 bomb! Bomb! Bomb... 1096 01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:30,925 bomb! Bomb! 1097 01:23:33,296 --> 01:23:38,131 A big bomb that could blow up this whole nieghbourhood! 1098 01:23:40,496 --> 01:23:43,488 Have I your attention? 1099 01:23:56,256 --> 01:23:59,646 - What are you doing, come on! - What is wrong with you people? 1100 01:24:00,256 --> 01:24:04,568 You are busy to do nothing else then, to destroy the world in the name of God. 1101 01:24:04,656 --> 01:24:08,046 You are complete idiots, God doesn't need your help. 1102 01:24:08,496 --> 01:24:09,645 He is God! 1103 01:24:12,496 --> 01:24:15,374 And he, she or it... 1104 01:24:16,096 --> 01:24:18,974 have given you your life. 1105 01:24:19,896 --> 01:24:22,774 And you miss use it. 1106 01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:26,408 Look around people. Look around. 1107 01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:30,688 Look around yourselves, damn it! 1108 01:24:33,536 --> 01:24:34,525 Do you see? 1109 01:24:36,256 --> 01:24:39,134 we are not so different, 1110 01:24:40,176 --> 01:24:43,248 because we are all from the same family, 1111 01:24:43,416 --> 01:24:46,294 the one that are called humanity. 1112 01:24:47,496 --> 01:24:50,488 And what does families do? Fight they? 1113 01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:55,129 yes, sure, but they find an solution, because they love eachother, 1114 01:24:56,576 --> 01:24:59,329 and they know, that they are bound together, 1115 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:01,976 so how we all are. 1116 01:25:02,056 --> 01:25:05,128 here, on these Supergiant-slimeball, 1117 01:25:06,256 --> 01:25:08,850 that we call earth. 1118 01:25:12,256 --> 01:25:14,724 thinks about it, okey! 1119 01:25:14,816 --> 01:25:18,092 Lets try, to find some common things about us. 1120 01:25:19,336 --> 01:25:22,726 - Oh well, we all hate the Jews! - Yes, thats true. 1121 01:25:24,296 --> 01:25:26,093 Yeah. Well, who doesn't hate them. 1122 01:25:26,176 --> 01:25:29,566 - no, no. No hate-thing. - Na yes, then... 1123 01:25:30,776 --> 01:25:31,765 a love-thing. 1124 01:25:34,736 --> 01:25:38,649 I think, it is time, that we put down our guns, 1125 01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:41,525 so we can... 1126 01:25:44,176 --> 01:25:46,770 be friends. 1127 01:25:51,296 --> 01:25:56,086 when you this valuably present, thats called life, want to thorw away, 1128 01:25:56,176 --> 01:25:59,054 cant I not be mad at you. 1129 01:26:00,776 --> 01:26:01,765 so, its. 1130 01:26:03,056 --> 01:26:04,045 shoot... 1131 01:26:04,976 --> 01:26:05,965 or... 1132 01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:11,405 Hug. 1133 01:26:15,816 --> 01:26:16,805 shoot him. 1134 01:26:16,976 --> 01:26:20,048 Hey! Bitches. Fuck you, you bag of shit! 1135 01:26:21,336 --> 01:26:24,214 God, damn it! 1136 01:26:26,336 --> 01:26:27,485 those assholes! 1137 01:26:42,816 --> 01:26:44,215 so slow. 1138 01:26:48,736 --> 01:26:51,091 - Greg, Im still in here! - I know. 1139 01:26:51,176 --> 01:26:54,168 tucking you so long the toaster pure. 1140 01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:10,328 This was really fun, man. 1141 01:27:19,016 --> 01:27:20,005 can you feel this? 1142 01:27:39,016 --> 01:27:42,088 Hey, think of the virgins. 1143 01:28:00,936 --> 01:28:01,925 come on... 1144 01:28:02,136 --> 01:28:06,971 please put in another 25 cent , to make your call. 1145 01:28:20,576 --> 01:28:24,888 - hello, here is george W. Bush. - Here is Osama. I need your help. 1146 01:28:24,976 --> 01:28:27,968 - Calm down, Osama. What is it? - You must speak louder, George, 1147 01:28:28,056 --> 01:28:30,729 I cant hear you because of gunfire. Gunfire. 1148 01:28:30,816 --> 01:28:33,774 I am in a trailerpark in Paradise City! 1149 01:28:33,856 --> 01:28:36,495 Im here for you, buddy. We can with a satellite. 1150 01:28:36,576 --> 01:28:40,489 send over a couple of Cruise -Missiles? 1151 01:28:41,616 --> 01:28:45,006 - Nol, I... - Please put in another 25 cent, 1152 01:28:45,976 --> 01:28:48,968 to continuo your call. 1153 01:28:50,016 --> 01:28:53,804 I thought,maybe you could send over a hellicopter and pick me up? 1154 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:57,809 Hey, that... That could work to. Something south from you is an airfield. 1155 01:28:57,896 --> 01:29:01,286 - I will pick you up there. - Oh, thanks, Georgie . I... 1156 01:29:02,176 --> 01:29:03,165 yes? 1157 01:29:03,976 --> 01:29:07,366 I dont know, what I would have done without you. 1158 01:29:14,296 --> 01:29:15,012 fuck. 1159 01:29:30,896 --> 01:29:33,490 holy shit. 1160 01:29:41,496 --> 01:29:43,566 please no head punshing. Please no head punshing. 1161 01:29:59,416 --> 01:30:00,405 hello? 1162 01:30:01,576 --> 01:30:03,692 lch is from the FBI, Frank Dumont . 1163 01:30:03,776 --> 01:30:07,656 we are here because of one book examination by a David Clarke . 1164 01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:10,534 you are american government? 1165 01:30:10,616 --> 01:30:13,494 yes, sir. Is Mr. Clarke home? 1166 01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:16,693 wait here, ministerial agents, I have somebody, 1167 01:30:16,776 --> 01:30:19,654 who needs to talk to you. 1168 01:30:22,696 --> 01:30:27,133 - fruitselling without approval. - l will write that down. 1169 01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:34,485 Jihad, yes. 1170 01:30:35,896 --> 01:30:36,885 Abdul ! 1171 01:30:37,456 --> 01:30:41,893 Abdul, where is your belt? You are not wearing your explosivebelt! 1172 01:30:45,976 --> 01:30:47,045 Jihad, Bobak ? 1173 01:30:48,216 --> 01:30:49,205 we take the car. 1174 01:30:56,176 --> 01:30:56,926 Abdul. 1175 01:30:59,136 --> 01:31:02,048 Lorraine, Lorraine , listen to me, your own arse-hole to leak, yes? 1176 01:31:02,136 --> 01:31:04,809 you are my publisher.You said, this were the best example, 1177 01:31:04,896 --> 01:31:06,124 to sell my new book 1178 01:31:06,216 --> 01:31:08,605 "To fire, somebody", , 1179 01:31:08,696 --> 01:31:09,731 and yet... 1180 01:31:27,096 --> 01:31:29,974 you have ruined it all! 1181 01:31:31,136 --> 01:31:34,208 - oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Dont be a idiot. 1182 01:31:35,616 --> 01:31:37,527 - No. - Idiot. 1183 01:31:57,896 --> 01:31:58,885 do you have... 1184 01:31:59,456 --> 01:32:02,448 - Champ! Hey, buddy. - Hey! Hey... 1185 01:32:02,776 --> 01:32:06,689 What's up ? I knew I smelt poo somewhere. 1186 01:32:08,816 --> 01:32:11,694 Its nice, you to see, man. 1187 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:15,132 this is an announcement from the United states of America. 1188 01:32:15,216 --> 01:32:18,606 this is no test. You speak to your president. 1189 01:32:19,816 --> 01:32:22,967 here speaks the president from the united states of America. 1190 01:32:23,056 --> 01:32:26,366 intelligence service knowledge the ClA have established, 1191 01:32:26,456 --> 01:32:30,165 that the governments from china and lndia direct for the terrorist cell 1192 01:32:30,256 --> 01:32:33,771 reasonly, has been discoverd in Paradise. 1193 01:32:33,856 --> 01:32:36,814 worse still, they continue to make T-Shirts 1194 01:32:36,896 --> 01:32:41,014 for wide under a dollar here. In response we've been forced, 1195 01:32:41,096 --> 01:32:44,372 to destroy both countries through nucleararmsforce. 1196 01:32:44,616 --> 01:32:47,767 china despite of all our peaceefforts are going to, 1197 01:32:47,856 --> 01:32:51,246 send 30 atomic warheads our way. 1198 01:32:55,416 --> 01:32:58,806 They should hit in little under two minutes. 1199 01:32:58,896 --> 01:33:02,445 I wish you your best luck. 1200 01:33:02,536 --> 01:33:05,414 And God bless America. 1201 01:33:12,296 --> 01:33:13,285 Well? 1202 01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:21,446 - I regret nothing. - You know, I bring the stuff. 1203 01:33:22,096 --> 01:33:23,609 - Get out ! - What does you then? 1204 01:33:23,696 --> 01:33:26,847 Will you ever move ? Come on, lets go. 1205 01:33:26,936 --> 01:33:29,814 Hurry, squezze through. 1206 01:33:33,736 --> 01:33:34,771 Lets get out. 1207 01:33:51,176 --> 01:33:54,054 it was awsome. 1208 01:34:40,576 --> 01:34:44,489 Georgie , I think, this is the beginning of a beutiful friendship. 1209 01:34:50,576 --> 01:34:53,489 D0dgY g3RmaN TR4N5L4T10N5 doNe bY a JaDED FuK/ (corrected by xXmartinXx, Beliar)