1 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:47,409 Larry!. Jimmy!. 2 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,733 That's very good. Good. 3 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:21,630 -How much is it? -Two dollars. 4 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,078 There's 1. 5 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,916 There's 2. 6 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,796 Thank you. 7 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:18,256 -It's locked. -He's in there again. 8 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:24,030 Pa! What are you doing in there? Open up this door. 9 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,832 You better not be doing what I think you're doing. 10 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,633 Hey! 11 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,104 I told you, I make that for peddling. 12 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:33,268 Not for you to drink. 13 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:36,779 Hey, you show some respect. 14 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:46,384 Larry! Jimmy! You all get on to the house. 15 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,390 Supper's ready. 16 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,606 Why did you hit him? 17 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:04,573 -He was drinking my profits. -You can't be so ornery. 18 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,679 -People'll think you're crazy. -No. 19 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,714 I'm just trying to make an honest buck. 20 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,753 -Larry. -I'll call you back, Mama. 21 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:56,219 Give a big, big hand to llanis... 22 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,194 ...from Ottawa, Tennessee. 23 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,635 Thank you, Jimmy. You know... 24 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,501 ...I don't know if you feel the way I do right now... 25 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,872 ...but we deliver the finest ladies in southern Ohio. 26 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,774 Don't you think? 27 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:20,213 Thank you. And now, please give a warm, warm welcome... 28 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,850 ...to Kimberly and Melissa. 29 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:27,959 They're all the way here from Paris and London, Kentucky. 30 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,603 So how are we doing? 31 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:49,745 -Bad. -What do you mean, bad? 32 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,350 -I mean we're broke. -How can we be broke, Larry? 33 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:56,113 Well, you know, these giveaways are killing us. The limousine. 34 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,248 The smorgasbord was a stupid idea. 35 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:04,123 Then all your buddies are coming here every night drinking for free. 36 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:07,061 You don't have to bring my friends into this. 37 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,758 -Hey, ladies. -Hey, Larry, we're ready to go. 38 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:14,737 You put forth some hard work. Thank you. Thank you. 39 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:19,276 Ilanis, I'll be by in about an hour, and I'll bring the Ping-Pong balls. 40 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:23,040 Leticia, I'll see you in two hours. 41 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,884 Hey, Leticia, I liked the way you blew that candle out tonight. 42 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,187 There's the secret, there. 43 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:35,760 If I could just somehow let people know what great lays these girls are... 44 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:37,987 ...we'd have something. 45 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,892 Larry, you can't advertise that. 46 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:46,263 I know you can't, but.... 47 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:50,301 Jimmy.... 48 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,845 Mister, what kind of business is this? 49 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:57,107 Well, now, I run the Hustler go-go clubs. 50 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:00,411 -I'm sure you've heard of them. -No. 51 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,151 Yeah, well, see, now that's why I need a newsletter. 52 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:08,190 I figured we'd run maybe, eight, 1 0 pages per issue. 53 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:11,325 With nothing but nudie pictures? 54 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:15,456 Yeah, on this nice, smooth paper like this. 55 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,035 -That's called "slick." -Slick, yeah. 56 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:22,163 But I could get in trouble printing these. 57 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,742 -Why? -Because there are laws. 58 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,574 You gotta have some sort of text like Playboy does. 59 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:36,746 -God will punish the sinner! -God will punish the sinner! 60 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,759 Thank you all for coming to my establishment. 61 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:48,094 And keep in mind, we welcome Christians in here too. Thank you. 62 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,583 What do you think? 63 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,117 Well, how much did it cost? 64 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,284 Would you forget the money for one second? 65 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,051 What do you think? 66 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,593 Well, what I think depends on how much it cost. 67 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:23,333 Look, there it is, the first Hustler newsletter. 68 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,472 It's all for the man on the go, man about town. 69 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,436 Here it is, news service. 70 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:33,602 Larry, it's a magazine, not a newsletter. How you gonna pay for that? 71 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,374 Don't interrupt me when I'm talking, okay? 72 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,380 Let's hear it for Camille. You were wonderful. 73 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,283 Welcome to the stage, gentlemen... 74 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,892 ...Calamity Jane from Moscow, Texas. Let's hear it for her. 75 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,189 ...Calamity Jane from Moscow, Texas. Let's hear it for her. 76 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,738 Who is that? 77 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,333 That's the new girl. 78 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,211 She got the moves, don't she? 79 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,851 She ain't bad. 80 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:52,050 -She ain't legal either. -Yes, she is legal. I saw her lD. 81 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:56,092 Look, you stupid briarhopper, my dog could get an lD... 82 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,991 ...from my goat. 83 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,779 Hey, listen... 84 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:19,611 ...when she gets done up there, send her on up to my office. 85 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,762 What...? 86 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,959 What's your name? 87 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,073 -Jane. -Jane? 88 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,607 -We have a policy in this club. -Oh, yeah? 89 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,768 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 90 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,210 Okay, and...? 91 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:56,120 Trouble is, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not of age. 92 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,251 You know, this could cost me my liquor license. 93 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:04,294 I could have to close up shop and fire a lot of people. 94 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,431 -I'll tell you something. -Please. 95 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:10,091 Yeah, well, see this? 96 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,930 See that? That? 97 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:16,040 I am this far, one second, one millimeter... 98 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,972 ...one second from being legal. 99 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,839 So I'm gonna have to ask you to come back... 100 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,778 ...when you're-- When that centimeter's up. 101 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,817 Well, that would be tomorrow morning, then. 102 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,317 I like the way you dance. I mean, don't get me wrong. 103 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,396 What's that? 104 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:43,695 Just a little something I got from down home. 105 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:48,203 You're a classy guy. I've heard about you. 106 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:53,271 This is moonshine. Is that...? Is this moonshine, right? 107 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,842 -It's okay. It's just from potatoes. -What's it gonna do to me? 108 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,019 Go ahead. It's fine. Natural. 109 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,327 But step away from the desk, will you? 110 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,064 That's like fire! 111 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,797 -Sorry I made a mess. -It's okay. 112 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,900 -Can I ask you a question? -Shoot. 113 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:28,445 I heard that you've slept with every single girl in every one of your clubs. 114 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:34,211 Sort of a prerequisite. I'm just wondering if that's true or not. 115 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:39,817 Well, you know, it ain't entirely untrue, if that's what you mean. 116 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:43,450 I'm just curious why you haven't taken a stab at me. 117 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,225 I just met you five minutes ago. 118 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,997 I think it was six. 119 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,164 Tick, tick, tick... 120 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,935 ...tick... 121 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,901 ...tick. 122 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,028 -Come on, one more time. -One more time? 123 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:25,466 Come on, Althea, even Superman has his limits. 124 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,836 That's the problem with you, you know, men. You know? 125 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,102 Your batteries run out. 126 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,577 Because we women, our batteries never run out. 127 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:40,447 -We can go on and on and on. -Well, then, go fuck a woman. 128 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:44,419 "Then, go fuck a woman." I do fuck women. 129 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,257 Excuse me? 130 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,417 You are not the only person in this club... 131 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,086 ...to have had every single woman in this club. 132 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,927 After one night, she's moving in with you? 133 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,630 Well, you know, this girl, she had it rough. 134 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,466 -Grew up in an orphanage. -Hey. Hey, buddy. 135 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,937 Hey. Are you that guy in that little sex paper? 136 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,009 -Could be. -Love the pictures. How do I subscribe? 137 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,582 Where did you come upon the newsletter? 138 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,946 Found it in a bathroom in a gas station. 139 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,350 Came in pretty handy. 140 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:23,186 Well, I'm glad we helped you out, but, you know, it ain't for subscription. 141 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,989 This guy. 142 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,325 -Game one, steel-curtain defense... -Chips? 143 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,969 -...never gave the Bengals a chance. -Chips? 144 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:49,385 -Look at her tits. They're nice. -They're nice, but they don't look real. 145 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,126 -I don't understand this magazine. -Look at her butt. 146 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:56,818 Fuzzy pictures, articles... 147 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,760 ...but I don't know what the hell they're talking about. 148 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,332 You guys read Playboy? 149 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,695 -Well, yeah. Sure. -Yeah. 150 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:09,405 Did you--? Excuse me, baby. 151 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,702 Did you enjoy this month's article... 152 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:15,836 ...on how to hook up your quadraphonic stereo system? 153 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,843 I think I missed that one. 154 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:25,182 And did you follow their advice on how to make a perfect martini? 155 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:29,350 -Larry, come on, man, move over. -Who is this magazine for anyway? 156 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:34,465 I mean, you know, if-- It's like, if you don't make 20,000 plus a year... 157 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,227 ...you don't jerk off. 158 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,867 Seven million people buying it, and nobody's reading it. 159 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,703 Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you. 160 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,780 -Give me a jelly doughnut, will you? -Yeah, I got your jelly. 161 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,186 How many pages do we have right now, exactly? 162 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,383 -We have 1 05. -That's no good. 163 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,495 -Why not? -1 06 is good. 1 04, that's good. 164 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,631 -1 05-- -You connected with these numbers? 165 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,630 No, it's gotta be an even number. 166 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,033 Because a paper's got two sides, right? That's two. Multiples of two. 167 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:17,539 No, a page has four. Four. It's like four. It's one, two, three, four. 168 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,974 -You fold it, put the staple. -That's it. 169 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,239 -It's not even an even number. -That's right. 170 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,610 We'll get it figured out. We'll ask Larry. 171 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,546 What the hell's he doing? 172 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,451 Baby, let me see that flower in your left hand. 173 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,626 No, not that one. Your other left hand. 174 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,164 -Yeah, that's it. -What--? Hey, hey, hey. 175 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,962 Look, you know, we're not running a flower shop here, okay? 176 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,334 We're selling the girl. Stop futzing around with the props... 177 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:52,705 ...and the pillows and the flowers, and just shoot the girl. Okay? 178 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,779 Okay, now, let's go for that leg thing here. 179 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,508 Let's recline a little. Yeah. 180 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,982 Let's see you open up them legs a little bit. 181 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,144 Now give me a little wider. That's it. 182 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,916 Now give me a little wider. A little wider. 183 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,955 Just another little touch wider. 184 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,293 -No, baby, not quite that wide. -Wait, wait, wait. 185 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,922 No. That-- Get back to that. That's exactly what we want. 186 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,399 Here. Okay, that's perfect. 187 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,435 Leave it there. That's what you want. 188 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,939 A woman's vagina has as much personality as her face. 189 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:27,875 -But you can't show the genitalia. -Why not? 190 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,947 Well, Larry, Rudy's right. 191 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,107 -You can't legally show the vagina. -Hey, shut up, Jimmy. 192 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:37,789 -Rudy, are you a religious man? -Yeah. 193 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:41,653 -Okay, you believe God created man? -Yeah. 194 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,729 -God created woman. -Yeah. 195 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,890 Well, then surely the same God created her vagina. 196 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,196 And who are you to defy God? Just shoot her! 197 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,585 Jesus Christ. 198 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,860 Where is she? 199 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:25,997 Althea! Hey, baby. Hey. 200 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:32,543 Happy birthday, baby. And I have a heart from my heart. 201 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:37,103 Larry, that's beautiful. 202 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,517 -What's wrong? -The distributor called... 203 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,957 ...and unfortunately, we've had only a 25 percent sell-through. 204 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,223 Somebody want to translate that for me? 205 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,735 What that means is, they're sending back 1 50,000 copies. 206 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,133 That's what it means. 207 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,874 -Shit! -You're a stupid, dumb briarhopper. 208 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:10,879 -What made you think you'd pull it off? -At least he has balls, Jimmy. 209 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:15,110 -Yeah, well, what he needs is brains. -Oh, God, Einstein's speaking. 210 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,652 I'm so impressed. 211 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,491 -One more issue and we're wiped out? -Yeah. 212 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,960 You said yourself, "It's not so bad to be poor." 213 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,725 Hey, fuck you, Althea. You go be poor, okay? 214 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,600 Fuck me? I believe you're the one... 215 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:35,069 ...that got us into this debt in the first place. 216 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,934 You think just because it's your birthday that you can be a bitch? 217 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:44,071 Yeah, and I think I'm 50 feet tall and you have a needle dick, okay? 218 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,251 Don't ever hit me like that again. Don't talk to me like that. 219 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,357 Don't hit me like that. I'll go back. 220 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,358 I'll go back, and I'll eat dog food, okay? Dog food. 221 00:19:56,528 --> 00:20:00,089 You know, take this. I don't own this anymore. I don't have one. 222 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,495 Throw it out in the street. 223 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,636 We have a guy on the phone from Italy. 224 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,328 He claims he has naked pictures of Jackie O. 225 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,436 Put him through. Yeah, hello. 226 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,505 -You the photographer? -Right, yeah. 227 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,010 -What do you got? -Is this Mr. Flynt? 228 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,647 Yeah, this is Mr. Flynt. 229 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:21,377 Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months... 230 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,215 ...and then one day, man, cabana door opens... 231 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,324 ...and out comes Jackie O with nothing on. 232 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,552 -I mean, not a single stitch. -You sure it's Jackie O? 233 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,993 Yeah, sure. 234 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,100 -And what do you see? -You see absolutely everything. 235 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,895 Trust me. And she's a good one. 236 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,335 This ain't no Mamie Eisenhower or Lady Bird. 237 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,299 Oh, my God. First pussy. 238 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,469 Everyone's talking about local-boy done good... 239 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,773 -Hey! -What? 240 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:53,509 ...Larry Flynt, whose Hustler magazine has reached national sales... 241 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:57,519 ...of an astonishing 2 million copies. 242 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,590 -And in a stunning disclosure... -Move your ass! 243 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,217 ... WGBE-TV has learned that Ohio Governor Jim Rhodes, himself... 244 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:09,595 ...was spotted at a newsstand buying a copy of the infamous Jackie O issue. 245 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,895 -I spoke to the governor today... -Move it! 246 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,095 ...and he had this response.. 247 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,232 Everybody knows I've been a historical buff about first ladies for a long time. 248 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,743 Are you saying you'd be interested in nude photos of Martha Washington? 249 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,341 -She's a little bit before my time. -Arlo! 250 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,212 What about nude photos of your wife? 251 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:31,117 A teacher educates our children... 252 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,521 ...and they become model citizens. 253 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:39,323 The clergyman preaches, and we find spirituality. 254 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:43,795 My bank gives loans, and homes get built. 255 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:50,340 But now there's a new, darker influence in Cincinnati. 256 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,974 Mr. Leis, if you would? 257 00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:01,685 Ladies and gentlemen, I ask that you review this material carefully. 258 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,445 It's important you know... 259 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:08,389 ...that I did not buy these at a smut store. 260 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:15,492 These were not purchased at a dirty book shop. 261 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:22,435 I bought this in a neighborhood grocery store... 262 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:27,601 ...in full view of our children. 263 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,214 Ma'am, you cannot hide from this. 264 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:36,448 Decent people are being corrupted. 265 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,419 Why, just look what happened to our fine governor. 266 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:44,484 As members of the Citizens for Decent Literature... 267 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,597 ...we cannot relent. 268 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:50,899 We must prevent the destruction... 269 00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,970 ...of the soul of our country. 270 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,556 -Larry. -Yeah? 271 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,632 Take off your pants. 272 00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:25,731 -What? -Take off your pants. 273 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,238 -Why? -Because... 274 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,844 ...I never fucked a millionaire before. 275 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:36,242 Look at that. 276 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:59,966 Happy birthday, America! 277 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,846 This is Larry's house? 278 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,819 -Ma. Pa. -Must be it. 279 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,958 -My son. -Hey. You came. 280 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,856 -It's so big. -Hey, Larry. 281 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:29,099 -Larry, who are all these people? -Well, these are my friends, Ma. 282 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:33,294 -You have so many friends. -Lots of money, lots of friends. 283 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,937 -Look at you. -Hey, Arlo. 284 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,412 -You know how many rooms I have here? -No. 285 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,810 Twenty-four rooms. Know who else has 24 rooms? 286 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,574 -The president? -Hugh Hefner. 287 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:50,084 This is the best room in the house. I think you're gonna like it. 288 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:53,281 "This is the best room in the house," he said. 289 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,390 You know, there's a maid still cleaning up in there. 290 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,030 Let me just say a word. 291 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,391 The maid's cleaning up in there. He's got-- 292 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:06,503 Listen, my folks are here, so just move the girls into the Jacuzzi... 293 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,265 -...and I'll get with you later. -Your folks are here? 294 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,586 What in the world is that? 295 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:31,592 -Hey, ladies. -Larry! 296 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,327 The party is just beginning. 297 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,532 She's nice... 298 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,037 ...and she's frigid. 299 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:48,079 Have to see what we can do about that. 300 00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,271 One, two.... 301 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,314 -Larry. -Yeah? 302 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,251 Do you ever think about getting married? 303 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:32,021 Oh, God. You know, there's nothing more certain... 304 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:35,057 ...to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage. 305 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:39,019 As soon as you get that ring around the finger, okay... 306 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:42,264 ...suddenly you have an ownership situation. 307 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:46,029 Prior to that, it's friendly. 308 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:49,731 You're kind to each other. And I'll tell you something. 309 00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,603 As much as I love you... 310 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:56,779 ...I want a variety of different.... Vagina, pussy. 311 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,848 -I'm-- -What did we just do? 312 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,247 -That's what I'm talking about. -What am l? 313 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:05,048 So do you think I'm talking about monogamy? 314 00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:08,090 -You think I'm talking-- -You're not talking about monogamy? 315 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,420 No, of course not. 316 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,587 Larry, how could you misunderstand me? 317 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,699 I was wondering, because I thought.... 318 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,700 I don't wanna get married and stop the way we live. 319 00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:24,236 The way that we live is great. Nothing would change. My God. 320 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:29,244 -Why? Why now? -Because I only wanna be with you. 321 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,175 You're the only man I wanna be with. 322 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,319 I want this ring on my finger... 323 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,617 ...to tell me that you love me above all other women. 324 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,589 -You want a ceremony? -I wanna go to a church. 325 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,456 -We'll pay the-- -I want a preacher. 326 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:46,290 Pay the preacher on the way in... 327 00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:50,662 ...and we'll get a cash-ectomy from the lawyer on the way out. 328 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:54,730 You are my life. 329 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:59,000 -You're my life. I'm here... -You're my life too. 330 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,577 -...for the rest of my life. -Right now, my life. 331 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,941 I can't speak for 20 years down the line. 332 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,946 -I can. -You can? 333 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,381 -Yeah. -Let me say something, all right? 334 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:09,850 -Oh, man. -No, no, no. 335 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,354 Just forget I brought it up. Larry, just forget I brought it up. 336 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:17,120 Listen to what I'm saying, okay? Listen to what I'm saying. 337 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:21,488 Would you marry me? 338 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:26,128 -It's not funny, a joke like that. -I'm not joking. Would you marry me? 339 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:30,638 Would you do me the honor of becoming Mrs. Larry Flynt? 340 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:36,204 You're not fucking with me? You mean it? 341 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,077 -No, I'm just kidding. -You are? 342 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,844 -No, I'm serious. I'm serious. -Don't. 343 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,711 -She's got a dick. -She taped this on. 344 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,209 Taped this on. This is not real. 345 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:12,975 -Who would want to see that anyway? -I do. I think it's genius. 346 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:18,054 It don't matter. It's like when people slow down at a car crash to peek. 347 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:22,182 -We're breaking taboos. -How about The Wizard of Oz? 348 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:26,191 -What do you mean? -Okay, like, Dorothy is laying there... 349 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:32,769 ...in Kansas, and there's the Tin Man and the Scarecrow and.... 350 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,172 -Who's the other one? -The Lion. 351 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:38,400 The Lion. And they're all gang-banging her. 352 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:41,909 And there's Toto, maybe, even. 353 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,538 Althea, I think there's, you know, some things are sacred. 354 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,514 Shut up. 355 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:51,245 Althea, that is the best damn idea I ever heard. 356 00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:52,446 -Yeah. -lt can work. 357 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,616 -Where can I find Larry Flynt? -Work it out. What is it? 358 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,126 Yeah, the Tin Man could have a tin penis. 359 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:03,461 No, he's got that hat, like a funnel. You know, he's got that funnel hat. 360 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:09,369 Larry Claxton Flynt? Larry Claxton Flynt! 361 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,368 -Yeah. -Stand up, please, sir. 362 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,443 -Hands behind your back. -What's this? 363 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,637 You're under arrest on charges of pandering obscenity in Cincinnati... 364 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,046 -...and engaging in organized crime. -Organized crime? 365 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:22,948 Sit down. Shut up. You have the right to remain silent. 366 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:25,453 Anything you say can and will be used against you. 367 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:28,888 You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford one... 368 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,322 ...one will be appointed. 369 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,233 Mr. Flynt? 370 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,137 You Larry Flynt? 371 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:44,169 -Who are you? -Alan lsaacman. I'm your lawyer. 372 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,674 I got bail taken care of. Don't worry about that. 373 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,313 We ought to talk about the case when you've rested. 374 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,972 -Wait, wait. Who hired you? -Your wife hired me. 375 00:30:53,151 --> 00:30:55,642 -My wife? -Yeah. 376 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:57,879 Are you doing her? 377 00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:01,387 Wai-- Am l--? Am I what? 378 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,217 I'm just kidding. I like you. 379 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:06,192 Give me a call after you get out of law school. 380 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,162 -No, I'm out of law school. -What are you, 22? 381 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:12,895 27. Harvard Law School. Three years in the public defender's office. 382 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:16,268 Mr. Flynt, obviously you can get whoever you want to represent you... 383 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,569 ...but at least let me say one thing to you, okay? 384 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,507 How should l...? 385 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,773 You're pretty far out there, even for guys who do this stuff. 386 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:27,941 Okay? I am interested in your case. 387 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:31,213 The problem you've got is definitely what I know best. 388 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,414 And I am good at what I do. 389 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:38,392 -What, do you specialize in porn? -No, no. I don't specialize in porn. 390 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:42,090 I'll be perfectly honest. I don't particularly like what you do. 391 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,825 I specialize in civil liberties. 392 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:47,494 You know, I don't understand why they've singled me out. 393 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:51,870 Look, Mr. Flynt, this case is bigger than just you and your magazine. 394 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:55,206 In your case, what's more troubling is this organized-crime charge. 395 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,712 Organized crime? Larry's not in the mob. 396 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,409 Mr. Flynt, I gotta ask you one time. 397 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,383 Do you have any connections to organized crime? 398 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:06,921 Absolutely not. 399 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,251 Gotta ask. 400 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:12,385 -By the way, call me Larry. -All right, Larry. 401 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:16,124 In that case, Larry, this is a completely bullshit charge. 402 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,826 But we have to take this seriously. 403 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:22,336 You could be looking at seven to 25 years. 404 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,304 Twenty-five years? 405 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,705 All I'm guilty of is bad taste. 406 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:29,472 My cousin Bobby shot a preacher in the back. 407 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:32,810 -He got six months for it. -Bobby shot a preacher? 408 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:34,747 -You didn't know? -What denomination? 409 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:36,580 -Baptist. -I always liked that kid. 410 00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:40,451 Can we discuss Cousin Bobby later? We need to discuss this seriously. 411 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,059 -lf you want my advice-- -I'm serious. I'm taking notes. 412 00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,976 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 413 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,402 Before we begin... 414 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:07,347 ...I must apologize for the unpleasantness of this task. 415 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:13,713 What you're about to see is going to take your breath away. 416 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:18,361 Hustler magazine depicts men and women... 417 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:19,928 ...posed together... 418 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:23,829 ...in a lewd and shameful manner. 419 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:29,136 Hustler depicts women and women... 420 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:32,902 ...posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. 421 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:36,839 Hustler magazine depicts Santa Claus... 422 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:40,807 ...posed in a lewd and shameful manner. 423 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,511 What's he talking about? 424 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,990 Jesus Christ, Larry. 425 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:55,659 Your Honor, the defense would like to introduce into evidence... 426 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:59,496 ...27 other men's magazines sold in the Cincinnati area. 427 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:03,003 -Titles such as Penthouse, Playboy.... -Objection! 428 00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:05,932 Sustained. 429 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,140 Sustained? 430 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,016 Wait a second. Your Honor, if I may. 431 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,615 These magazines... 432 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:18,187 ...contain material that is virtually identical to Hustler. 433 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:21,883 If these magazines are legal and Hustler is not legal... 434 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,528 ...then this is a case of selective prosecution. 435 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,160 No. 436 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:28,962 I'm sorry. Did you say no? 437 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:33,536 I will not allow them into evidence. They're irrelevant to this case. 438 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:37,800 But they are not irrelevant. They demonstrate the community standard... 439 00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:39,533 -...which is laid out-- -No! 440 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:42,611 The jury is representative of community standards... 441 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:46,648 ...not a pile of magazines. I won't admit them. 442 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,683 You won't admit them. 443 00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,011 Mr. Flynt... 444 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:54,124 ...would you please turn to page 77? 445 00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:00,154 Would you describe to the jury... 446 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:03,164 ...what is on page 77, please, sir? 447 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:07,098 It's a picture of Santa Claus. 448 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:09,203 What is Santa Claus doing? 449 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:13,537 He's talking to Mrs. Claus and holding in his hand... 450 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:17,943 ...what appears to be a large, erect penis. 451 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:21,912 And would you read the caption under that cartoon, please? 452 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:23,879 It says.. 453 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:27,115 "This is what I've got to ho, ho, ho about." 454 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,226 Mr. Flynt, do you think... 455 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:33,363 ...the Founding Fathers had a cartoon like this in mind... 456 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:35,999 ...when they wrote the First Amendment? 457 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:41,002 No, but I don't think they had Playboy or People in mind either... 458 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:44,198 ...because I saw a couple of four-letter words in there. 459 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:48,372 But isn't a community allowed to set its own standards? 460 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:51,876 No. That's just a disguise for censorship. 461 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:56,411 This country belongs to me as much as it belongs to you, Mr. Leis. 462 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:59,579 And if you don't like Hustler magazine, don't read it. 463 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:00,915 I don't. 464 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:06,029 But what about children who gaze upon your magazine in our stores? 465 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,688 Well, look... 466 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:12,899 ...you know, if a kid gets caught drinking beer in a tavern... 467 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:16,904 ...we don't ban Budweiser across the nation. 468 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,304 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 469 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:24,380 ...you've heard a lot here today, and I'm not gonna try... 470 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:27,143 ...to go back over it all again for you. 471 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:31,744 But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions. 472 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:37,088 And there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. 473 00:36:37,628 --> 00:36:39,357 I am not trying to convince you... 474 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,693 ...that you should like what Larry Flynt does. 475 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,895 I don't like what Larry Flynt does. 476 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,806 But what I do like... 477 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:53,137 ...is that I live in a country... 478 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:56,747 ...where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. 479 00:36:56,914 --> 00:37:00,873 I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler... 480 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,281 ...and read it if I want to... 481 00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:07,117 ...or throw it in the garbage can if that's where I think it belongs. 482 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:10,627 Or better yet, I can exercise my opinion and not buy it. 483 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,525 I like that I have that right. I care about it. 484 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,495 And you should care about it too. 485 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,658 You really should. 486 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:20,904 Because we live in a free country. 487 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,235 We say that a lot, but I think sometimes we forget... 488 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,707 ...really what that means, so listen to it again. 489 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:30,210 We live in a free country. 490 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:34,909 And that is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. 491 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,850 But there's a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... 492 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:41,423 ...we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. 493 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,117 So go back in that room, where you are free to think... 494 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,890 ...whatever you want to think about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. 495 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:52,991 But ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us. 496 00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:57,373 Because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... 497 00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:00,339 ...is in a very real way in your hands. 498 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:05,949 If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... 499 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,309 ...we may very well wake up one morning... 500 00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:10,420 ...and realize walls have been thrown up... 501 00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:13,785 ...in all kinds of places that we never expected. 502 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:18,117 And we can't see anything or do anything. 503 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:22,862 And that's not freedom. 504 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,263 That is not freedom. 505 00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:29,099 So be careful. 506 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:31,369 Thank you. 507 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:44,520 -Have you reached a verdict? -Yes, Your Honor, we have. 508 00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:47,123 Hand the verdict to the bailiff. 509 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:01,796 Will the defendant please rise? 510 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:10,444 Madam Clerk, read the verdict. 511 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:16,083 "We, the jury, find the defendant... 512 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:20,019 ...Larry Claxton Flynt, guilty as charged on all counts." 513 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,628 Do you have anything to say before I sentence you? 514 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:33,998 Your Honor... 515 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:36,466 ...you have not made... 516 00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:40,265 ...one intelligent decision during the course of this trial... 517 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:42,307 ...and I don't expect one now. 518 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,372 Knock yourself out. 519 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:48,380 I sentence you to 25 years in the Ohio State Penitentiary. 520 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,852 -No! -We request bail. 521 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:52,613 -Bail denied! -Denied?! 522 00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:57,459 -Bailiff, take him away. -This is a standard procedure! 523 00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:59,459 All I do is publish a magazine! 524 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:03,322 Mrs. Flynt, were you surprised by the verdict? 525 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,402 No. I was not surprised by the verdict at all. 526 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,233 We had a stupid judge. We had a uptight prosecutor, two of them. 527 00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:12,635 Are you ashamed to have your husband locked up? 528 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:15,176 I am not ashamed of Larry. I never would be. 529 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,110 I'd rather have a man who stands up for what he believes in. 530 00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:20,580 Of course, I'm not happy he's going to jail. 531 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:23,515 But you know what? You guys can call this a circus... 532 00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:25,655 ...you can call it a witch-hunt, but you can't.... 533 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:52,873 Hi, baby. 534 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,852 You are so beautiful. 535 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,881 -How are you? -I miss you. 536 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,685 I miss you too. 537 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:09,026 You got any girlfriends in here? 538 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:16,666 -You got calluses on your hands? -You know it. 539 00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:20,800 I fantasize about you, just, all the time. 540 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,812 Our bed is so empty. 541 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,681 Oh, baby. 542 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:32,652 Oh, baby. 543 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,786 Oh, God. 544 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,021 Oh, baby. 545 00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:47,829 What can I do to get you out of here? 546 00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:52,931 You know, lsaacman says there's no way this is gonna hold up. 547 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,374 What if Alan's wrong? 548 00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:58,606 What if you don't get out till the year 2000... 549 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:03,082 ...and I'm fat and old and ugly, and you don't love me anymore? 550 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,951 You ain't never gonna be old and fat and ugly. 551 00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:09,251 I promise you. 552 00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:13,589 -I love you. -I love you. 553 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,659 Please, please, please. 554 00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:54,531 Please, please. 555 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:58,072 And now, Americans for a Free Press... 556 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:03,305 ...take extreme pleasure in welcoming to Cincinnati, direct from jail... 557 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,244 ...cleared 1 00%% by the appellate court.... 558 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:10,615 This is really great. Americans for a Free Press to invite us here tonight. 559 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,580 You idiot. Americans for a Free Press is me. 560 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:17,318 -Who do you think's paying for this? -That freedom fighter... 561 00:43:17,494 --> 00:43:21,055 ...Larry C. Flynt! 562 00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:28,632 Thank you. 563 00:43:29,573 --> 00:43:31,165 -Thank you. -We love you, Larry! 564 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:35,506 I have a thought for you: Murder is illegal. 565 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:39,046 But you take a picture of somebody committing the act of murder... 566 00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,878 ...they'll put you on the cover of Newsweek. 567 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:44,748 You might even win a Pulitzer Prize. 568 00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:48,722 And yet sex is legal. 569 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:53,056 Everybody's doing it, or everybody wants to be doing it, huh? 570 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:57,232 Yet you take a picture of two people in the act of sex... 571 00:43:57,401 --> 00:44:00,427 ...or just take a picture of a woman's naked body... 572 00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:03,129 ...and they'll put you in jail. 573 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,797 Now, I have a message... 574 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:09,537 ...for all you good, moral, Christian people who are complaining... 575 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:13,581 ...that breasts and vaginas are obscene. Hey, don't complain to me. 576 00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:16,083 Complain to the manufacturer. Okay? 577 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:20,690 Although Jesus told us not to judge, I know you will. So judge sanely. 578 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:24,055 Judge with your eyes open. What do you consider obscene? 579 00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:26,788 Is this obscene to you? 580 00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:31,094 Or perhaps that's obscene to you. 581 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,702 Maybe this is obscene to you. 582 00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:37,967 But what is more obscene? This? 583 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:39,933 Or this? 584 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:41,873 This? 585 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,337 Or this? 586 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:48,246 You know, politicians and demagogues like to say... 587 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:52,583 ...that sexually explicit material corrupts the youth of our country... 588 00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:57,284 ...and yet they lie, cheat and start unholy wars. 589 00:44:57,461 --> 00:45:01,261 Look at them. They call themselves men. They're sheep in a herd! 590 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:06,028 I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe... 591 00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:09,639 ...that sex is bad and ugly and dirty. 592 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:14,335 And yet, it is heroic to go spill guts and blood... 593 00:45:14,511 --> 00:45:18,106 ...in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity. 594 00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:22,616 With all the taboos attached to sex, it's no wonder we have problems. 595 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:26,552 It's no wonder we're angry and violent and genocidal. 596 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,954 But ask yourself the question: 597 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:32,459 What is more obscene, sex... 598 00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:35,693 -...or war? -War! 599 00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,917 She's a.... She's a killer. 600 00:46:07,831 --> 00:46:10,425 -Larry? -Yeah? 601 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,935 -Hi, Althea. -Hi, Arlo. 602 00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:19,233 Arlo, you wanted something? 603 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:23,345 Yes, I've got bad news. 604 00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:30,420 A Georgia prosecutor arrested some news dealers for selling Hustler... 605 00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:34,455 ...and some other retailers are getting nervous... 606 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,116 ...and they're taking issues off the stands. 607 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:39,328 Fuel the jet. 608 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:41,054 Okay. 609 00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:45,930 Wait. Alert the Georgia media. Tell them the cavalry's on the way. 610 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,605 Larry, why are you here? 611 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:59,840 Good, hardworking news vendors are being threatened. 612 00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:02,349 If that's not censorship, I don't know what is. 613 00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:05,955 -So, what's your plan? -Well, just watch me. 614 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:08,121 Come on, right on in here. 615 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,691 -You okay, baby? -I'm fine. 616 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:13,057 Stand right over there. All right. Don't crowd. 617 00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:16,424 Let the cameras through, okay? You rolling? 618 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,966 Now, what we're gonna do here is... 619 00:47:20,404 --> 00:47:22,338 ...I'm gonna pay this gentleman... 620 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:24,900 ...$1 000. 621 00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:29,136 I am renting the Puff and Read for the next 24 hours. 622 00:47:29,313 --> 00:47:31,474 I am in control now. 623 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:35,641 And anybody who would like to purchase a copy of Hustler.... 624 00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:38,652 Could I please buy a copy of the Hustler magazine? 625 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:42,258 Yes, you can, sir. Here is the Hustler magazine that I am selling.... 626 00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:44,690 That's it. Mr. Flynt, you are under arrest. 627 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,695 Okay. I gotta give him some change. 628 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,856 Only in America, huh? 629 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:55,161 -How far are you willing to go? -What are your plans now? 630 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:58,797 There's many who support Hustler, but none are willing to support you. 631 00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:00,409 How do you feel about that? 632 00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:03,944 Why do I have to go to jail to protect your freedom? 633 00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:11,617 That's good. 634 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:14,620 So we're gonna pay a million bucks? 635 00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:18,554 Why not? Listen, if it catches the killer, I think it's worth it. 636 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:22,062 Okay, moving on. Asshole of the month. 637 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:25,224 -Jerry Falwell. -You always say Jerry Falwell. 638 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:28,235 Jerry Falwell is always an asshole. That's why, Arlo. 639 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:30,805 How about this month we do Anita Bryant? 640 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:33,067 I say Gerald Ford. 641 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:34,904 I say Larry Flynt. 642 00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:43,817 Yeah, I like that, bro. I mean, everybody thinks I'm an asshole. 643 00:48:43,987 --> 00:48:46,512 -Yeah, it's true. -ls that right? 644 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,561 -Larry, you have a phone call. -Take a message. 645 00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:55,129 -How about asshole of the decade? -She's calling from North Carolina. 646 00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:58,666 She says she's the president's sister. Ruth Carter something. 647 00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:01,001 Ruth Carter Stapleton? 648 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:05,101 -She's a woman of God. -What does she want with you? 649 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:10,569 What are you afraid of? Pick up the phone. 650 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:12,973 Okay. 651 00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:15,914 Patch her through. Hello, this is Larry Flynt. 652 00:49:16,086 --> 00:49:19,283 -Praise the Lord, I've found you. -Hallelujah. 653 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,549 What can I help you with? 654 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:24,717 We have a mutual friend, Larry. A television producer... 655 00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:27,056 ...and he suggested we get together. 656 00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:29,926 He thought you and I would hit it off. 657 00:49:30,534 --> 00:49:33,697 You know, I don't understand. I mean, you're an evangelist... 658 00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:36,031 ...and I'm a smut peddler.... 659 00:49:36,206 --> 00:49:38,697 Larry, I don't believe in labels. 660 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,776 I think you and I could teach each other a lot. 661 00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:45,108 So are you free for dinner tomorrow night? 662 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:49,079 You know, I have a hectic schedule. 663 00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:52,779 You know what's nice about people like you and me, Mr. Flynt? 664 00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:56,448 -What's that? -We can do anything we want. 665 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,644 Do you go to church, Larry? 666 00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:16,369 Yeah, church. 667 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:20,949 Particularly, you know, the big holidays... 668 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:24,849 ...Christmas and Easter and New Year's Eve. 669 00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:27,480 New Year's Eve? 670 00:50:28,158 --> 00:50:29,989 Well, that.... 671 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,095 They don't have church on New Year's Eve. Okay, well... 672 00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:36,130 ...we've proven I'm a liar and.... 673 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,697 -I never go. -It's not important. 674 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,838 That's only a ritual. 675 00:50:42,339 --> 00:50:45,035 And I believe in going straight to the teachings of Jesus. 676 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,540 And does she love that man. 677 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:51,481 So would you call yourself... 678 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:54,007 ...a faith healer? 679 00:50:54,184 --> 00:50:57,415 Goodness, no. I do spiritual healing. 680 00:50:58,522 --> 00:51:02,618 I don't mend bones. I mend troubled souls. 681 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:08,893 That's a relief. I thought you might be like those tent revival fakes... 682 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:13,298 ...you know, that used to come scare the kids with snakes... 683 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,461 ...and, you know, "Wicked this, wicked that," and.... 684 00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:18,199 Hellfire? Damnation? 685 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,468 -That sort of thing? -Yeah. 686 00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:25,672 That kind of talk is almost unforgivable. 687 00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:30,213 Well, then, I'd say we have... 688 00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:32,082 ...something in common. 689 00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:36,519 Actually, Larry, there's something else you and I have in common. 690 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,417 What's that? 691 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:41,530 We're both trying to release people... 692 00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:44,326 ...from sexual repression. 693 00:51:45,035 --> 00:51:46,627 Really? 694 00:51:47,037 --> 00:51:49,096 I'm sorry, Mrs. Stapleton. 695 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:59,138 So tell me, is your brother, Ji-- Mr. President.... 696 00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:03,047 -Jimmy. Jimmy will be fine. -Okay. Jimmy.... 697 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:09,725 You think he ever read my publication? 698 00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:13,158 You remember that interview he gave Playboy magazine? 699 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:16,265 The one where he admitted that he had lust in his heart? 700 00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:18,560 You know, I was especially proud of that. 701 00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:23,798 I'm sure you were. But Oral Roberts wasn't, and Billy Graham wasn't. 702 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,101 And they took out after him in public. 703 00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:29,609 So I don't think he's a big fan of adult magazines. 704 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:36,912 But you know, Larry, I'm more ambivalent about what you do. 705 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:42,115 Because I think that sexuality is a God-given gift. 706 00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:44,284 I have to agree with you. 707 00:52:44,461 --> 00:52:49,091 When I counsel Pentecostal women in bad marriages, I don't take the Bible out. 708 00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:53,532 I say to them, "Get some makeup. Get yourself some curlers. 709 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:56,001 Make yourself beautiful. 710 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:59,768 -Jesus wants you to be beautiful." -Yeah, well, that.... 711 00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:03,276 You're something. You surprise me. 712 00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:06,904 Larry, what was your childhood like? 713 00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:11,920 You know, sometimes... 714 00:53:12,088 --> 00:53:15,990 ...things happen to us when we're very young... 715 00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:18,719 ...that can hurt for many years after. 716 00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:23,059 You know, I think we're all born into this world.... 717 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:34,503 Why? Why? 718 00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:38,011 -Because I had an epiphany, okay? -A what? 719 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:41,173 -An epiphany. -Where'd you learn that damn word? 720 00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:44,343 She's crooking you so hard, she's teaching you English now? 721 00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:45,886 She ain't crooking me. 722 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:50,857 -lt was more an acid flashback. -Don't belittle it like that! 723 00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:52,517 It was a serious thing! 724 00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:56,496 Do you think that I wanted Jesus to tap me on the shoulder? 725 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:59,362 I'm the last guy who wanted that. I'm getting laid six times a day. 726 00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:02,733 I got limos and a jet, and I'm sitting on a mountain of money. 727 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:06,842 I didn't want God tapping me on the shoulder. I didn't want that. 728 00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:12,073 -I had an epiphany once, Larry. -What was that? 729 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:16,618 When my daddy shot my entire family in the head... 730 00:54:16,786 --> 00:54:19,846 ...and I was the only one to identify the bodies. 731 00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:25,518 I got sent to an orphanage full of good, Christian nuns, who shoved my face... 732 00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:31,725 ...into their pussies with their crucifixes on for eight goddamn years! 733 00:54:31,901 --> 00:54:38,136 -I'm sorry for you, but that does not-- -Don't be! Be sorry for yourself. 734 00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:42,870 -Don't start this. -We're gonna be broke. You'll need that! 735 00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:48,517 Come on. It's okay. 736 00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:51,711 Just get behind me on this, okay? 737 00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:53,822 That's all I'm asking. 738 00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:57,892 I feel like it's me against the world. You're all I got, baby. 739 00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:02,955 Say you ain't gonna do this. Promise me you ain't gonna do it. 740 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:08,127 -I'm doing it! I'm doing it! -No, Larry, you ain't gonna do it! 741 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:12,571 Now I'm baptized too, is that it? Fuck you, Larry! Fuck you! 742 00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:21,176 Hi. How you doing? 743 00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:33,527 Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior... 744 00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:37,030 ...and reject Satan and all his works? 745 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,599 I do. 746 00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:46,771 In obedience to the will of God and upon the confession of this our brother... 747 00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:51,676 ...we baptize you in the name of the Father and in the name of the Son... 748 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:54,942 ...and in the name of the Holy Spirit. 749 00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:03,356 Hallelujah! 750 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,432 There will be no more... 751 00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:14,661 ...photo spreads of women alone. 752 00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:19,866 From now on, sex will be presented in a more natural setting... 753 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:24,980 ...with the man in the picture, you know, a Genesis pictorial... 754 00:56:25,148 --> 00:56:28,845 ...with Adam and Eve getting it on in the Garden of Eden. 755 00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:32,078 Then next month, I'd like to have... 756 00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:35,884 ...pretty girls all floating on big, glass crucifixes. 757 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,619 Yeah. Marjoe Gortner could shoot that. 758 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:42,822 Larry, I plead with you not to do this. 759 00:56:43,867 --> 00:56:47,098 If you do this, this company's gonna be worth nothing. 760 00:56:47,270 --> 00:56:50,671 You're all looking at me like I'm growing horns out of my head. 761 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,674 Look around you. We are living in Roman times. 762 00:56:54,844 --> 00:57:00,976 It is-- It is time to feed the lions to the Christians. 763 00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:02,379 This is a joke. 764 00:57:02,552 --> 00:57:08,013 You're just doing this to help our circulation. 765 00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:10,022 Arlo.... 766 00:57:19,836 --> 00:57:21,497 I love you, brother. 767 00:57:21,671 --> 00:57:27,541 But please don't ever, ever, ever doubt my sincerity. 768 00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:10,778 This is making people sick. 769 00:58:10,954 --> 00:58:15,254 They're going up to the newsstands, and they're puking. They're vomiting. 770 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:19,418 Baby, I'm just trying to illustrate that I am no longer willing... 771 00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:23,259 ...to exploit the female body. 772 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:27,261 You failed miserably at that. 773 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:31,635 Nobody on this planet wants their religion and their porn mixed together. 774 00:58:31,808 --> 00:58:33,901 Well, you know, Ruth says that sex-- 775 00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:37,774 Get your friend Ruth to buy 2 fucking million of these magazines... 776 00:58:37,947 --> 00:58:40,575 ...because nobody else is gonna fucking do it. 777 00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:49,416 Larry, I'm not gonna pretend that I understand what you go through... 778 00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:53,153 ...what this spiritual thing is to you. I never have. 779 00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:56,389 But I've always been supportive, always. 780 00:58:56,566 --> 00:59:00,798 And, honey, you're just taking this too far now. 781 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:03,905 It's going too far. It's like you're losing your mind. 782 00:59:04,073 --> 00:59:05,540 Hey! 783 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:09,009 My mind is fine. 784 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:14,241 God is working through me. Don't you see that? I could accomplish anything. 785 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:16,783 I could move mountains with God's help. 786 00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:22,289 You see that wall? I could make it come tumbling down with sheer willpower. 787 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:26,189 God, do it. Just do it, then. Do it. 788 00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:28,592 -Do it? -Yeah. 789 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:40,100 He's gonna be thrilled about this, really. 790 00:59:40,276 --> 00:59:42,744 Hey, Larry. Yeah, it's Alan. 791 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:47,611 I'm here with the eminently reasonable district attorney of the state of Georgia. 792 00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:52,153 He's very impressed by your conversion and wants to cut us a plea bargain. 793 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:55,485 A plea bargain because I found God. 794 00:59:55,658 --> 01:00:00,561 Larry, listen to me for a second. Don't argue with me on this, okay? 795 01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:04,894 Just say yes because I pulled a lot of strings to make this happen, okay? 796 01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:08,128 -ls he sitting right there with you? -Yeah. 797 01:00:08,304 --> 01:00:10,431 Could you do me a favor? 798 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:14,543 Just tell that miserable, old, gray-haired bastard to go fuck himself. 799 01:00:14,711 --> 01:00:16,508 We're going to trial. 800 01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:19,512 -Okay, right. -And praise the Lord. 801 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:22,910 Right. I got it. Okay. 802 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,323 The Gwinnett County Court is now in session. 803 01:00:29,492 --> 01:00:34,520 Mr. Flynt, how can you, as a good Christian, defend this filth? 804 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,192 I don't have to. 805 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,699 It may be wrong in some people's opinion... 806 01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:44,238 ...to portray women the way I have, but it's not illegal. 807 01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:49,344 It may not be the smartest thing to drink too much, but it's not illegal. 808 01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:54,848 You know, abortion may be morally repugnant, but right now it's not illegal. 809 01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:57,714 If we want to change the laws, that's another discussion. 810 01:00:57,887 --> 01:01:04,190 But our right to decide for ourselves cannot be restricted. 811 01:01:04,727 --> 01:01:09,721 You know, George Orwell said that if liberty means anything... 812 01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:14,029 ...it means the right to tell people what they don't wanna hear. 813 01:01:14,203 --> 01:01:19,072 Now, America is the strongest country in the world today... 814 01:01:19,242 --> 01:01:22,370 ...only because it is the freest country. 815 01:01:22,545 --> 01:01:27,141 And if it ever loses sight of its basic heritage... 816 01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:33,050 ...and the principles involved, then we will no longer be free. 817 01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:34,280 Larry, over here! 818 01:01:34,457 --> 01:01:37,790 That was just a bang-up job you did. 819 01:01:38,294 --> 01:01:40,626 Did you pray before you went into the courtroom? 820 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:42,526 No comment. No comment. 821 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,860 Is your wife jealous of Ruth? 822 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:52,168 -ls that true, Larry? -Mr. Flynt, do you have anything to say? 823 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,046 This is Jackson. We got shots fired in front of the courthouse. 824 01:02:10,359 --> 01:02:13,624 -Somebody help! -We need an ambulance right away. 825 01:02:21,704 --> 01:02:24,935 Stand back! Stand back! Ma'am, stand back! 826 01:02:39,322 --> 01:02:43,622 A 36-year-old male, gunshot wound to the left shoulder. 827 01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:45,852 Patient doesn't appear to have any moving sensation. 828 01:02:46,195 --> 01:02:49,358 I want him alive! I don't care if his head's in a fishbowl. 829 01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:52,626 Mrs. Flynt, now you listen to me. 830 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:56,260 There's something you have to know before you go in that room. 831 01:03:11,721 --> 01:03:13,018 Hey. 832 01:03:20,096 --> 01:03:23,930 Larry, they say that you're paralyzed. 833 01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:29,034 They say you're paralyzed from the waist down. 834 01:03:32,241 --> 01:03:36,405 They say that you ain't gonna walk again. 835 01:03:37,613 --> 01:03:39,240 From the waist down? 836 01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:44,575 I fucking love you. 837 01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:57,095 I'm so sorry, Althea. 838 01:04:03,639 --> 01:04:05,766 My dearest, how are you? 839 01:04:05,942 --> 01:04:09,935 The pain. It's.... 840 01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:14,643 I feel like I'm in hell. 841 01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:19,914 No. No, you're not in hell. You belong to God. 842 01:04:21,757 --> 01:04:25,488 I wish he'd have killed me. I do. 843 01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:28,425 I can't ever walk again. 844 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:33,592 I can't make love to my wife. I can't.... 845 01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:39,533 I can't have a child with her. 846 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:42,507 But don't give in to the bitterness. 847 01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:46,842 You'll be so much stronger if you keep your faith. 848 01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:49,246 God will see you through this. 849 01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:50,885 Ruth... 850 01:04:52,755 --> 01:04:55,451 ...there is no God. 851 01:04:56,559 --> 01:05:01,258 Take this thing down. I want all this Christian stuff out of here now. 852 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,391 Ladies, gentlemen.... 853 01:05:06,769 --> 01:05:10,899 The reign of Christian terror at this magazine is now over. 854 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:14,803 We're smut peddlers again. We're going back to our roots. 855 01:05:14,977 --> 01:05:18,936 -We are "porn again." -When's Larry coming back? 856 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,384 Larry's coming back soon. 857 01:05:22,551 --> 01:05:26,453 So, what do we know? 858 01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:29,789 The FBl ain't got nothing. That's what we know. 859 01:05:29,959 --> 01:05:34,589 -Who would want to shoot you, Larry? -Who wouldn't want to shoot me, Jimmy? 860 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,392 -I'd say it was the ClA. -Why? 861 01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:41,093 Because of the million dollars that was offered for J.F.K.'s killers. 862 01:05:41,837 --> 01:05:45,773 No. I think it was the interracial photo spreads. The KKK. 863 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:48,240 The KKK? It wasn't the KKK. It was the Mob. 864 01:05:48,411 --> 01:05:51,539 The extreme religious right controls all of the fanatics. 865 01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:55,445 That's every American psycho. Let's try to narrow the field a little. 866 01:05:56,719 --> 01:05:58,584 -Larry... -Yeah? 867 01:05:58,754 --> 01:06:02,952 ...you're always, always gonna have to watch your ass. Forever. 868 01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:09,421 I ought to move somewhere where perverts are welcome. 869 01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:00,915 Where you going, baby? 870 01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:03,984 I'm gonna get some ice cream. You want some? 871 01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:07,179 I want some more. Larry, I just gave you twice your dose. 872 01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:11,986 -Please, please, please. -Larry, you're gonna overdose. 873 01:07:12,161 --> 01:07:15,130 I'm not gonna overdose. I'm in pain. 874 01:07:15,297 --> 01:07:17,788 -You're just doing this to get off. -More! 875 01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:28,841 I'm only giving you half of what I just gave you. 876 01:07:29,011 --> 01:07:31,479 Don't ask for any more for a while. 877 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,405 Tight. 878 01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,215 Okay. 879 01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:14,990 Okay, let go. Let go. 880 01:08:17,993 --> 01:08:19,017 You all right? 881 01:08:19,195 --> 01:08:21,993 I love you, baby. 882 01:09:26,962 --> 01:09:28,930 Oh, God. 883 01:09:37,072 --> 01:09:39,040 Oh, God. 884 01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:16,370 -Hi, Dr. Bob. -Hello, Althea. 885 01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:19,105 -How's Larry today? -Shitty. 886 01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:22,842 Pretty shitty. 887 01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:28,314 -How are you today, Larry? -Terrible. I'm in pain. 888 01:10:28,490 --> 01:10:30,720 He can hardly talk. 889 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,259 Larry, we're running out of options here. 890 01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:36,330 The drugs, your pain, it's gonna kill you. 891 01:10:36,498 --> 01:10:38,295 Something stronger. 892 01:10:41,303 --> 01:10:43,863 This is 30 grand. 893 01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:48,874 Can we just have our medicine, please, Dr. Bob? In peace? 894 01:10:49,044 --> 01:10:50,636 Larry, there is an operation. 895 01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:54,146 Apparently it's been very successful for this kind of pain. 896 01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:59,810 -Ready for the laser. -Laser ready. Five watts. 897 01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:02,256 Okay, let's go. 898 01:11:33,155 --> 01:11:35,089 Hey, baby. 899 01:11:35,257 --> 01:11:37,225 -Hi, cutie. -What's that? 900 01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:42,854 Some lady died down the hall, and I got her flowers. 901 01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:50,728 -How do you feel? -I feel good. 902 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:56,074 -You feel good? -Yeah, I feel.... I feel great. 903 01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:59,544 For the first time since those bullets... 904 01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:02,149 ...I don't feel any pain. 905 01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:08,713 -No, I don't want it, baby. -What do you mean? What do you--? 906 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:10,119 I feel good. 907 01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:12,783 And you're not on nothing? 908 01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:16,488 You're crooking me, or you're a fucking liar. 909 01:12:17,433 --> 01:12:20,095 You've been on drugs for four or five years, Larry. 910 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:25,434 I have a hard time believing that you feel really great on nothing right now. 911 01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:29,543 Is it that hard to believe that I don't want any? 912 01:12:29,712 --> 01:12:31,339 Yes, it's that hard to believe. 913 01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:34,107 I was taking the drugs because I was in pain. 914 01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:38,219 I'm not in pain now, so I don't want it. Why would I want it? 915 01:12:38,387 --> 01:12:41,788 -I don't know. -I don't know why you want it. 916 01:12:43,058 --> 01:12:46,858 Well, if I don't take it, I'll go into seizures... 917 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:49,998 ...and get really sick. And it makes me feel good. Here. 918 01:12:50,165 --> 01:12:52,656 -I don't want it! -ln two hours, you'll want it! 919 01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:54,996 I'm done with it! I'm done with it, okay? 920 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:57,536 -You've said this before. -Stop it! 921 01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:01,506 That's because you're fucking on-- Here take all-- 922 01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:03,838 Come on, Larry. Stop. Stop it. 923 01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:06,276 -Get away! I don't want it! -Stop. You're gonna hurt-- 924 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:10,544 You're gonna hurt yourself. Stop it, please. Stop it, stop it, stop it. 925 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:14,348 I don't know. 926 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:21,052 We've been through a lot together. We can make it through this. 927 01:13:23,632 --> 01:13:28,899 -You gonna go cold turkey? -I am, and so are you. Okay? 928 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,039 -No. -Yes. 929 01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:33,899 -Okay. -Okay? 930 01:13:37,813 --> 01:13:39,678 I can't, Larry. 931 01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:43,477 What am I gonna do? 932 01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:48,214 What the hell do I need that shit for? I want my mind back. 933 01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:05,500 Yes, Ms. Bacardi, hi. 934 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:17,047 The pervert is back! 935 01:14:21,757 --> 01:14:23,190 What's your name? 936 01:14:23,358 --> 01:14:24,416 Sophie. 937 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:27,960 Tell everybody the pervert is back. 938 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:33,457 The pervert is back. The pervert is back. 939 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:38,197 -The pervert is back. -Circulation is down by a third. 940 01:14:38,373 --> 01:14:42,241 Color reproduction is horrible. 941 01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:46,846 The models look like they're 3-dollar whores. 942 01:14:47,015 --> 01:14:51,076 The writing is by some moronic idiots. 943 01:14:51,253 --> 01:14:55,952 Mr. Flynt, I don't want to step on your toes... 944 01:14:56,124 --> 01:15:00,083 ...but things have changed since you were actively running the company. 945 01:15:00,262 --> 01:15:04,460 I mean, I look back at the stuff you did in the '70s, and it was... 946 01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:09,502 ...sort of racy and crazy. But the country's different now. 947 01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:14,734 Reagan has rebuilt America, and the Moral Majority is gaining power. 948 01:15:14,910 --> 01:15:17,003 You're fired. 949 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,510 Excuse me? 950 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,875 You, get the fuck out of my building! 951 01:15:21,049 --> 01:15:22,949 Doug, get him out of here! 952 01:15:23,118 --> 01:15:28,556 Get that blow-dried jerk motherfucker and throw him in the incinerator! 953 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:32,524 Cut him into pieces and feed him to the animals! Get out of here! 954 01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:37,461 Larry, Larry, you can't do that! I mean, he's our vice president! 955 01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:39,726 He's the VP of marketing! 956 01:15:39,902 --> 01:15:42,928 Hey, Jimbo, are you trying to challenge my authority? 957 01:15:43,105 --> 01:15:46,268 You see that on the wall? "LFP '." 958 01:15:46,441 --> 01:15:50,969 That's Larry Flynt Publications. Not JFP! 959 01:15:51,146 --> 01:15:54,877 Okay, I'm the big kahuna here! Do you have a problem with that? 960 01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:59,519 No, Larry. You're the boss. 961 01:16:03,692 --> 01:16:07,719 So, Larry, what's the plan? 962 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:13,524 Plan. The plan is simple. 963 01:16:13,702 --> 01:16:17,832 The establishment took my manhood from me... 964 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:21,709 ...but they left half of me. The half with the brain. 965 01:16:21,877 --> 01:16:25,404 And I'm gonna use it to get back. 966 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,447 -Hello? -Wake up. 967 01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:33,781 Who is this? 968 01:16:33,956 --> 01:16:39,189 It's Larry Flynt. Is CBS interested in seeing videotape of the FBI... 969 01:16:39,361 --> 01:16:44,025 ...selling John DeLorean 50 kilos of cocaine? 970 01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:46,759 -Are you Mr. Waverly? -Yeah, yeah. Who are you? 971 01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,903 I'm Mrs. Flynt. 972 01:16:55,944 --> 01:16:58,970 Do you want some coffee or tea or sandwiches... 973 01:16:59,147 --> 01:17:01,581 ...or Ho Hos or Pringles or something? 974 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:04,776 No, that's all right. Can I just see the tape, please? 975 01:17:08,423 --> 01:17:10,983 -John DeLorean. -It's DeLorean. 976 01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:15,186 These are the drug dealers. And guess what this is. 977 01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:17,628 That's the coke? That whole suitcase? 978 01:17:17,799 --> 01:17:23,897 Yeah, watch this. DeLorean, he-- The first time to touch it. That's it. 979 01:17:24,072 --> 01:17:27,235 That's all the contact he had with that cocaine. 980 01:17:27,409 --> 01:17:31,470 This is my favorite part. They can't get this damn-- 981 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,810 They can't get the suitcase closed, right? 982 01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:37,349 There's a lot of cocaine in this motherfucker. 983 01:17:37,519 --> 01:17:40,955 How do you get the damn thing closed? They're all pushing down on it. 984 01:17:41,123 --> 01:17:43,921 -This is amazing. -Now they do a toast. 985 01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:47,956 Now watch this. This is weird. 986 01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:50,462 There's a knock at the door. 987 01:17:50,632 --> 01:17:53,829 Tubby gets up and goes to the door. Look. 988 01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:57,563 Four million dollars' worth of cocaine, nobody's even nervous. 989 01:17:57,739 --> 01:17:59,604 Now watch. 990 01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:05,446 FBl. FBl, right? 991 01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:09,072 This guy's got a good camera sense. Watch him clear camera. 992 01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:11,845 "Let me get out of your way." Now watch this guy. 993 01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:15,421 Grabs his champagne, and he walks away. 994 01:18:16,224 --> 01:18:21,662 These guys aren't concerned about him, because they're FBl. 995 01:18:21,830 --> 01:18:25,288 Your Honor, the tapes are genuine, and we have a right to broadcast them. 996 01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:29,631 -This is stolen government evidence. -This will make a fair trial impossible. 997 01:18:29,805 --> 01:18:32,603 My client, Mr. DeLorean, will never find an impartial jury. 998 01:18:32,774 --> 01:18:36,642 -We're saying constitutional rights-- -Judge, you do not condone-- 999 01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:40,640 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. 1000 01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:42,514 --stolen tapes. 1001 01:18:43,185 --> 01:18:47,281 -Gentlemen, that's enough. -It's stolen, judge. It's stolen. 1002 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:53,289 Here is the Campari ad-campaign parody. 1003 01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:57,057 "Jerry Falwell talks about his first time." 1004 01:19:00,168 --> 01:19:01,829 You guys are stupid. 1005 01:19:02,003 --> 01:19:04,233 Do you ever say anything positive, Jimmy? 1006 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,874 -Larry. -Yeah? 1007 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:09,977 I got a subpoena for you to appear in federal court tomorrow... 1008 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:12,306 ...to reveal the source of the DeLorean tape. 1009 01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:17,350 The FBl got very pissed off. They want you in front of the judge tomorrow. 1010 01:19:17,519 --> 01:19:21,478 Well, you tell that judge I'm wiping my ass with his subpoena. 1011 01:19:21,656 --> 01:19:23,248 Why is your client doing this? 1012 01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:25,893 Your Honor, my client is a very complicated man. 1013 01:19:26,061 --> 01:19:28,427 He's heavily medicated, among other things. 1014 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:31,157 I believe him to be an undiagnosed manic-depressive. 1015 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:34,996 Well, I'll give him something to be depressed about, all right. 1016 01:19:35,170 --> 01:19:37,604 I'm issuing a bench warrant for his arrest. 1017 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,074 --a warrant for the arrest of Mr. Flynt-- 1018 01:19:57,225 --> 01:20:01,924 "If anyone tries coming after me, I'll shoot him between the eyes. " 1019 01:20:02,097 --> 01:20:05,965 Flynt has been barricaded in his Beverly Hills compound for three days now. 1020 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,242 Holy shit! 1021 01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:21,814 Freeze! Federal marshals! 1022 01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:23,883 You, drop the gun. Now! 1023 01:20:24,052 --> 01:20:28,580 Hands in front! Hands! You, hands on your head. Now! 1024 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,281 On your knees! 1025 01:20:35,096 --> 01:20:40,728 NBC, ABC. What the hell's wrong with you, CBS? 1026 01:20:40,902 --> 01:20:44,963 -We're federal marshals! Come out! -Shut up! 1027 01:20:45,874 --> 01:20:48,365 Where are your fucking priorities? 1028 01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:52,172 We interrupt this program for a special report. 1029 01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:56,647 I turned the whole world into a tabloid! 1030 01:20:58,486 --> 01:20:59,680 Here I come. 1031 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:12,664 -Larry, are you going somewhere? -Yeah! 1032 01:21:12,834 --> 01:21:15,530 -Larry.... -Roll on out of there, Flynt, now! 1033 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:21,301 -Will you get me some bananas? -Yes, I'll get you bananas. 1034 01:21:21,977 --> 01:21:23,877 Thank you, honey. 1035 01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:33,013 Please raise your right hand and place your left hand on the Bible. 1036 01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:34,348 Larry. 1037 01:21:37,659 --> 01:21:40,457 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth... 1038 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:43,325 -...so help you God? -No. 1039 01:21:43,999 --> 01:21:45,830 No?! 1040 01:21:47,435 --> 01:21:50,632 Your Honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well... 1041 01:21:50,805 --> 01:21:54,434 ...swear to a God I don't believe exists. 1042 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:59,938 -Mr. Flynt, you are a handful. -I know, Your Honor. 1043 01:22:00,148 --> 01:22:04,107 We'll allow you to affirm if that's satisfactory with you, sir. 1044 01:22:04,286 --> 01:22:06,811 That would satisfy me. 1045 01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:12,922 I need for you to answer one question, and then you're able to go back home. 1046 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:14,322 Shoot. 1047 01:22:14,496 --> 01:22:16,987 What was the source of this videotape? 1048 01:22:17,165 --> 01:22:20,726 Your Honor, Vicki Morgan was Alfred Bloomingdale's mistress. 1049 01:22:20,902 --> 01:22:24,235 -Excuse me, Your Honor. -Excuse-- It's okay, Alan. 1050 01:22:24,406 --> 01:22:28,536 And Alfred introduced her to all Reagan's Cabinet buddies. 1051 01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:32,840 And she was a real party girl. And they really liked her. 1052 01:22:33,048 --> 01:22:35,039 If you know what I mean, Your Honor. 1053 01:22:37,218 --> 01:22:41,655 So the thing about Vicki is, she was a bit naive... 1054 01:22:41,823 --> 01:22:47,455 ...and she started writing a book about all these orgies that they were having. 1055 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,723 And next thing you know, bam, she's murdered. 1056 01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:54,198 But what these White House killers don't realize... 1057 01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:59,397 ...is that Vicki kept some videotapes of their sexcapades. 1058 01:22:59,574 --> 01:23:05,376 And these tapes, Your Honor, are pure carnality. 1059 01:23:05,547 --> 01:23:09,415 Filthy. I've never seen anything-- 1060 01:23:09,584 --> 01:23:14,146 Well, I have, but most people haven't seen anything like this. Your Honor-- 1061 01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:18,588 What has this got to do with the DeLorean trial? 1062 01:23:20,762 --> 01:23:22,889 That's a good question. 1063 01:23:23,531 --> 01:23:26,557 Well, technically, nothing, Your Honor. 1064 01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:31,763 But, you know, I have those tapes and this tape, and it just made me think of it. 1065 01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:35,808 Mr. Flynt, I'd appreciate it, sir, if you would stick to the subject. 1066 01:23:35,977 --> 01:23:40,107 Now, I'll ask you again, what was the source of this videotape? 1067 01:23:40,281 --> 01:23:43,842 Your Honor, with all due respect, you don't have the right to ask! 1068 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,180 That's it. You're in contempt of court. 1069 01:23:46,354 --> 01:23:49,619 And as of tomorrow, I'm fining you $1 0,000 a day... 1070 01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:52,783 ...until you reveal the source of your videotape! 1071 01:24:00,301 --> 01:24:01,962 Look, there's Larry. Look. 1072 01:24:04,272 --> 01:24:06,797 All right, folks, make way. Let us through. 1073 01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:09,374 Mr. Flynt, is this a conspiracy? 1074 01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:22,079 Larry, where did you get the tapes? 1075 01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:27,323 What have you done with the Vicki Morgan tapes. Do we get to see--? 1076 01:24:28,696 --> 01:24:31,722 Do you really have the Vicki Morgan sex tapes? 1077 01:24:31,966 --> 01:24:37,199 No. I told them I had the DeLorean tapes. Now they believe anything I say. 1078 01:24:37,472 --> 01:24:39,064 Sir, take that helmet off. 1079 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,869 We don't wear hats in the courtroom. There's no war going on here. 1080 01:24:43,311 --> 01:24:46,212 You can never be too careful, Your Honor. 1081 01:24:46,381 --> 01:24:49,179 Don't worry, the government will take care of you. 1082 01:24:49,384 --> 01:24:54,981 We brought some extra marshals today. I'd appreciate your taking off that helmet. 1083 01:24:55,190 --> 01:25:00,059 Are you going to obey the court and reveal the source of that videotape... 1084 01:25:00,228 --> 01:25:03,391 ...or are you gonna pay the $1 0,000 that I ordered? 1085 01:25:06,401 --> 01:25:10,531 -I'd like a moment with my client. -I don't need it. It is my right... 1086 01:25:10,805 --> 01:25:14,935 ...under the freedom of the First Amendment, to protect my sources! 1087 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,704 Listen, don't go any further. 1088 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:20,574 Shut up! Relax, Alan, relax! 1089 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:23,774 Mr. Flynt, is that an American flag you have on? 1090 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:27,718 I have fashioned this American flag into a diaper. 1091 01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:31,381 If you're gonna treat me like a baby, I'm gonna act like one. 1092 01:25:31,659 --> 01:25:37,097 I'm ordering you arrested for desecration of the flag. Take him into custody. 1093 01:25:37,332 --> 01:25:40,768 -Your Honor, we'd like to post bond. -Get the hell away from me! 1094 01:25:40,935 --> 01:25:44,200 -Take it easy. -Just a minute, marshal. 1095 01:25:44,405 --> 01:25:49,399 Very well. The court will set a bond on Mr. Larry Flynt for $50,000. 1096 01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:54,446 -This time I'd prefer a cashier's check. -Understood. Understood. 1097 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,380 Furthermore... 1098 01:25:56,551 --> 01:25:59,520 ...I'm gonna keep Mr. Flynt under a tight leash. 1099 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:05,691 So as a condition of his bond, he cannot leave the state of California. 1100 01:26:05,860 --> 01:26:09,421 Larry! Hey, Larry! Hey! 1101 01:26:09,597 --> 01:26:12,259 -Larry, you're not getting on that plane. -Yes, I am. 1102 01:26:12,433 --> 01:26:13,627 No, you're not! 1103 01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:19,137 -You think this is some kind of a game? -You're right. It's a fucking joke! 1104 01:26:19,307 --> 01:26:22,970 Five and a half years since they shot me, and the government-- 1105 01:26:23,144 --> 01:26:28,309 I was there too, all right? Remember? I am not running around... 1106 01:26:28,483 --> 01:26:32,146 -...pissing off everyone who can help us. -Well, you can walk... 1107 01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:35,255 ...and you can fuck, and I'm in this chair! 1108 01:26:36,891 --> 01:26:40,793 And I got money. And that gives me the power... 1109 01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:43,497 ...to shake up this system. Dougie. 1110 01:26:45,066 --> 01:26:48,866 Find somebody else to help you, then. This is not what I signed on for. 1111 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:52,939 I don't even know what we're engaged in anymore, Larry. 1112 01:26:53,174 --> 01:26:57,076 -lf you get on that plane, I quit. -Alan, don't be so melodramatic. 1113 01:26:57,345 --> 01:27:00,405 You don't want to quit me. I'm your dream client. 1114 01:27:00,582 --> 01:27:05,986 I'm the most fun, I'm rich and I'm always in trouble. 1115 01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:09,783 Hey, go to hell, Larry. Go to hell. 1116 01:27:10,258 --> 01:27:11,350 Bye. 1117 01:27:17,799 --> 01:27:22,896 Why did you disobey this court's order? You were not to leave California. 1118 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:26,768 -We had an honest misunderstanding. -Counselor, he's right. 1119 01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:30,433 Some rules are made to help us, not hurt us, and l.... 1120 01:27:30,612 --> 01:27:34,013 I do apologize, Your Honor, and.... 1121 01:27:35,016 --> 01:27:39,578 I wanna fess up and reveal my source. 1122 01:27:39,787 --> 01:27:42,915 Now tell me who was the source of this videotape? 1123 01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:48,327 -The samurai. -Excuse me? 1124 01:27:49,597 --> 01:27:51,565 The samurai gave me the tape. 1125 01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:54,825 And who is this man, and where is he? 1126 01:27:55,003 --> 01:27:59,133 Unfortunately, he had a critical groin injury on the way... 1127 01:27:59,307 --> 01:28:01,798 ...to give me the tape, and he's undergoing... 1128 01:28:01,976 --> 01:28:04,911 ...acupuncture treatment in Beijing, China right now. 1129 01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:06,944 -It's okay, Alan. -Mr. Flynt. 1130 01:28:07,882 --> 01:28:11,409 This court fears that you're seriously mentally ill. 1131 01:28:11,586 --> 01:28:14,783 Opinions are like assholes: Everybody's got one. 1132 01:28:14,989 --> 01:28:16,820 -Cut it out. -Shut up, Alan! 1133 01:28:16,991 --> 01:28:18,390 -Shut up. -You shut up! 1134 01:28:18,593 --> 01:28:21,460 Mr. Flynt, let your lawyer do the talking. 1135 01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:24,154 No, I know the rules, okay? 1136 01:28:24,599 --> 01:28:28,831 -You're fired. I'm representing myself-- -I am so tired of you. You're fired. 1137 01:28:29,037 --> 01:28:32,438 -You can't fucking fire me! -No cursing in this courtroom! 1138 01:28:32,607 --> 01:28:33,596 What? 1139 01:28:34,008 --> 01:28:36,033 -Larry Flynt-- -How about spitting? 1140 01:28:37,078 --> 01:28:39,273 Marshal, put a gag on that man. 1141 01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:41,278 -Sit down, sir. -You bastard! 1142 01:28:41,449 --> 01:28:44,179 Sit down, lady! Be seated there in the back! 1143 01:28:44,352 --> 01:28:47,048 -Get off me! -Everybody down in this courtroom! 1144 01:28:50,525 --> 01:28:55,428 All right, Mr. Flynt, are you willing to calm down now, sir? 1145 01:28:58,266 --> 01:28:59,893 If I take that gag off of you... 1146 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:05,404 ...are you gonna show me and my staff the respect that we deserve? 1147 01:29:05,573 --> 01:29:07,666 All right, marshal. 1148 01:29:11,045 --> 01:29:14,913 -Fuck you, you son of a bitch! -I've had enough of this. 1149 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:19,309 You leave me no choice but to sentence you to 9 months. 1150 01:29:19,487 --> 01:29:22,581 -Nine months? Is that all you got? -Three more months. 1151 01:29:22,757 --> 01:29:24,452 -Fuck you, Your Honor! -Want more? 1152 01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:26,752 -Larry, stop it. -Sit down, lady! 1153 01:29:27,995 --> 01:29:29,292 Larry Flynt... 1154 01:29:29,464 --> 01:29:35,096 ...you are sentenced to 1 5 months in a federal psychiatric prison. 1155 01:29:36,771 --> 01:29:40,935 Hey, don't look at me. Ask for bail, counselor. 1156 01:29:41,576 --> 01:29:43,806 Can I post bail, Your Honor? 1157 01:29:44,579 --> 01:29:45,705 No! 1158 01:29:46,447 --> 01:29:49,974 -Now get him out of my courtroom! -Fucking bastard! 1159 01:29:50,151 --> 01:29:55,179 Sir, you can say all of those foul words behind four padded walls. Get him out! 1160 01:30:21,783 --> 01:30:24,775 -Gentlemen. -Something we'd like to show you, sir. 1161 01:30:29,724 --> 01:30:31,589 I don't understand. 1162 01:30:31,893 --> 01:30:35,090 The reverend would never endorse a liquor company. 1163 01:30:36,297 --> 01:30:39,698 -There's a larger problem. -Substantially larger. 1164 01:30:41,903 --> 01:30:45,862 You see, sir, it says right there that the reverend.... 1165 01:30:47,675 --> 01:30:49,939 It says, sir... 1166 01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:54,673 ...that he fornicated with his mother in an outhouse. 1167 01:30:56,784 --> 01:30:58,217 Give me a second. 1168 01:31:06,260 --> 01:31:09,889 Now, what do you boys have for me today? 1169 01:31:11,132 --> 01:31:15,535 Reverend, I think you need to read this. 1170 01:31:31,652 --> 01:31:33,586 Give me your jacket, please. 1171 01:31:41,629 --> 01:31:43,893 Jesus Christ. 1172 01:31:46,701 --> 01:31:48,601 Stand up, please. 1173 01:31:55,743 --> 01:31:57,370 Raise your foot. 1174 01:31:58,679 --> 01:32:00,772 -Arms up. -Arms what? 1175 01:32:00,982 --> 01:32:02,574 Arms up. 1176 01:32:19,267 --> 01:32:20,598 Larry... 1177 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:25,601 ...you look so good. 1178 01:32:29,043 --> 01:32:31,068 You look like shit. 1179 01:32:32,413 --> 01:32:34,973 -What? -Larry.... 1180 01:32:37,151 --> 01:32:40,678 I don't want to work at the magazine anymore. 1181 01:32:40,855 --> 01:32:44,621 People there don't listen to me... 1182 01:32:44,792 --> 01:32:47,727 ...and they don't talk to me. 1183 01:32:47,895 --> 01:32:50,659 They're afraid of me... 1184 01:32:51,465 --> 01:32:54,195 ...and they don't shake my hand. 1185 01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:59,199 Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and.... 1186 01:33:03,511 --> 01:33:06,708 He told me that I was sick. 1187 01:33:07,381 --> 01:33:11,010 I mean, sick-sick. 1188 01:33:11,652 --> 01:33:15,418 I mean, I got AlDS, Larry. 1189 01:33:21,495 --> 01:33:24,521 They won't shake your hand? 1190 01:33:27,902 --> 01:33:29,995 Yes, sir. Yes. 1191 01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:34,971 Code pink. Code pink. 1192 01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:39,003 Code pink. Code pink. 1193 01:33:42,016 --> 01:33:45,042 Larry, it's Jimmy here. You there? 1194 01:33:45,219 --> 01:33:47,983 Larry? Larry, you there? 1195 01:33:48,155 --> 01:33:51,682 I have some important announcements to make. 1196 01:33:51,859 --> 01:33:55,590 -How's the hospital treating you? -Never mind that. 1197 01:33:55,763 --> 01:33:58,789 -Is everybody there? -We're here, Larry. 1198 01:33:58,966 --> 01:34:02,458 Good. You're all fired. 1199 01:34:04,171 --> 01:34:08,301 You can't just fire these people. We need these people. 1200 01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:13,607 Shut up! It's my business, and I'll run it into the ground if I want to. 1201 01:34:14,882 --> 01:34:16,816 Okay, that's all. I gotta go. 1202 01:34:17,351 --> 01:34:19,876 What the fuck was that? 1203 01:34:21,288 --> 01:34:23,984 Just calm down, Arlo. Don't panic on me. 1204 01:34:24,158 --> 01:34:25,887 None of you guys are fired. 1205 01:34:26,060 --> 01:34:30,019 -But Larry just said that-- -What did he say? He's in a nut house. 1206 01:34:30,197 --> 01:34:32,222 You're not fired. Is that a problem? 1207 01:34:35,403 --> 01:34:37,701 Thank you. Thanks. 1208 01:34:41,008 --> 01:34:42,498 Jesus, Althea. 1209 01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:50,942 Hi, hi. Come on, sit down. Sit down. 1210 01:34:53,187 --> 01:34:54,984 You all right, Mrs. Flynt? 1211 01:34:55,289 --> 01:34:56,620 Fine, thanks. 1212 01:35:01,796 --> 01:35:06,597 You look different. I don't know. Did you change your hair? 1213 01:35:07,601 --> 01:35:10,593 -Yeah, I changed my hair. -Yeah, I like it. 1214 01:35:11,072 --> 01:35:13,006 Yeah, my hair's different. 1215 01:35:14,608 --> 01:35:16,166 So, what's up? 1216 01:35:20,381 --> 01:35:23,282 I got this the other day, and I brought it by... 1217 01:35:23,451 --> 01:35:26,750 ...to see if you would look at it, please. 1218 01:35:30,024 --> 01:35:32,618 Wow. That is.... 1219 01:35:32,793 --> 01:35:35,318 -I mean, this is.... -It's intense. 1220 01:35:35,930 --> 01:35:37,864 Yes, it is. 1221 01:35:38,199 --> 01:35:39,996 What are we gonna do? 1222 01:35:40,935 --> 01:35:45,668 -You're gonna give it to Larry's lawyers. -Alan, you are our lawyers. 1223 01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:50,539 You've always been our lawyers. You're part of the family. Don't listen to Larry. 1224 01:35:50,711 --> 01:35:54,340 -You know how he is. -I don't know, Althea. 1225 01:35:54,515 --> 01:35:56,483 We really need your help. 1226 01:35:56,650 --> 01:35:59,483 Please, please help us. 1227 01:35:59,653 --> 01:36:02,781 Please, please... 1228 01:36:05,092 --> 01:36:06,354 ...Alan. 1229 01:36:11,665 --> 01:36:16,159 Boy, this is great, Larry. This is really great. I hope it was worth it. 1230 01:36:16,504 --> 01:36:18,233 Didn't I fire you? 1231 01:36:20,174 --> 01:36:24,804 Well, I've always ignored most of what you've said, right? 1232 01:36:28,883 --> 01:36:32,410 Listen, I know the timing is lousy... 1233 01:36:32,586 --> 01:36:35,851 ...but you remember your little Campari ad? 1234 01:36:36,023 --> 01:36:39,584 The Jerry Falwell in the outhouse with his mother and...? 1235 01:36:40,694 --> 01:36:42,423 He saw it. 1236 01:36:42,596 --> 01:36:45,793 And I guess it's safe to say he.... 1237 01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:48,694 He didn't find it all that funny. 1238 01:36:51,005 --> 01:36:53,496 He is suing you... 1239 01:36:53,674 --> 01:36:57,872 ...for libel and intentional infliction of emotional distress. 1240 01:36:58,279 --> 01:37:01,476 And he is asking for 40 million dollars. 1241 01:37:02,116 --> 01:37:04,983 This is Jerry Falwell in his home state. 1242 01:37:08,222 --> 01:37:13,057 So if you're up to it, we really ought to figure out how you want to deal with this. 1243 01:37:17,064 --> 01:37:18,497 Countersue. 1244 01:37:18,732 --> 01:37:21,462 -What?! -Yeah, Jerry. He's suing you. 1245 01:37:22,469 --> 01:37:26,405 He's suing me? For heaven's sakes, on what grounds? 1246 01:37:26,740 --> 01:37:29,072 Well, you xeroxed his ad... 1247 01:37:29,243 --> 01:37:31,837 ...and you sent it out in a million fundraising letters. 1248 01:37:32,012 --> 01:37:33,274 Yeah, so? 1249 01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:37,109 But you didn't get his permission. And that's copyright infringement. 1250 01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:44,020 The depth of his depravity sickens me. 1251 01:38:07,414 --> 01:38:10,406 They'll put you on the stand, and your testimony... 1252 01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:13,018 ...will make or break us, as always. 1253 01:38:13,187 --> 01:38:15,553 So downplay how much you hate Falwell. 1254 01:38:15,723 --> 01:38:18,783 You've got to make them understand that it was just a joke. 1255 01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:21,120 -I'm just a clown. -Take this seriously, Larry. 1256 01:38:21,295 --> 01:38:24,389 This is gonna be the most expensive case you've ever had... 1257 01:38:24,565 --> 01:38:25,554 -...if you lose. -Okay! 1258 01:38:40,147 --> 01:38:42,980 Reverend Falwell, you're a preacher, is that right? 1259 01:38:43,150 --> 01:38:44,378 Yes, I am. 1260 01:38:44,685 --> 01:38:47,984 And as a preacher, you speak to a fairly broad audience. 1261 01:38:48,155 --> 01:38:51,989 You preach on television and on your "Old-Time Gospel Radio Hour"? 1262 01:38:52,159 --> 01:38:53,319 I do. 1263 01:38:53,494 --> 01:38:55,962 So you've achieved a certain notoriety. 1264 01:38:56,130 --> 01:39:00,191 One might say a national reputation for your sermons and your opinions... 1265 01:39:00,367 --> 01:39:03,996 ...and ideas and your leadership of the Moral Majority. 1266 01:39:04,371 --> 01:39:07,465 Yes, our membership is now over 5 million. 1267 01:39:07,641 --> 01:39:12,271 But even beyond your membership, really, you've been recognized... 1268 01:39:12,446 --> 01:39:14,641 ...and awarded for your efforts all over America. 1269 01:39:15,316 --> 01:39:18,183 I have a number of honorary degrees. 1270 01:39:18,352 --> 01:39:22,015 In a recent poll of Good Housekeeping magazine... 1271 01:39:22,189 --> 01:39:25,386 ...I was voted Second Most-Admired American... 1272 01:39:25,559 --> 01:39:27,288 ...behind President Reagan. 1273 01:39:27,528 --> 01:39:29,655 Good Housekeeping? That's.... 1274 01:39:30,130 --> 01:39:31,961 I mean, hey, you're famous, right? 1275 01:39:32,132 --> 01:39:34,498 Well, I suppose you could say that. 1276 01:39:36,036 --> 01:39:39,028 Reverend Falwell, have you ever had sex with your mother? 1277 01:39:41,775 --> 01:39:44,801 -Absolutely not. -Never? I mean, you never...? 1278 01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:47,539 Never in the outhouse as Hustler magazine suggested? 1279 01:39:47,715 --> 01:39:50,411 That is an absurd question. 1280 01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:54,953 My mother was a very godly woman... 1281 01:39:55,189 --> 01:39:57,589 ...and as close to a saint... 1282 01:39:57,758 --> 01:40:00,386 ...as anyone I have ever known. 1283 01:40:00,561 --> 01:40:01,823 I'm sure she was. 1284 01:40:02,896 --> 01:40:05,364 Reverend, have you ever preached while you were drunk? 1285 01:40:05,532 --> 01:40:07,056 Drunk? Never. 1286 01:40:07,234 --> 01:40:08,223 Never? 1287 01:40:09,236 --> 01:40:12,899 You never even had a few too many and then went back on the radio? 1288 01:40:13,073 --> 01:40:16,042 That is a totally outrageous suggestion. 1289 01:40:16,210 --> 01:40:18,371 -Totally outrageous? -Totally. 1290 01:40:18,712 --> 01:40:21,237 You don't think that some people, Reverend Falwell... 1291 01:40:21,415 --> 01:40:25,146 ...despite your reputation, might have reason to believe you could do that? 1292 01:40:25,319 --> 01:40:28,345 I would find that very difficult to believe. 1293 01:40:28,555 --> 01:40:30,352 So really, what you're telling me... 1294 01:40:30,524 --> 01:40:34,085 ...is that nobody could reasonably think these statements were true? 1295 01:40:34,261 --> 01:40:36,957 Yes, that's what I've been saying. 1296 01:40:37,965 --> 01:40:39,262 Okay. 1297 01:40:39,433 --> 01:40:41,867 Reverend Falwell, at the beginning of this trial... 1298 01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:45,369 ...Judge Kirk gave very specific instructions to this jury, okay? 1299 01:40:45,539 --> 01:40:49,600 She said, quote, "lf a reasonable person could not believe... 1300 01:40:49,777 --> 01:40:53,611 ...that Hustler magazine describes actual facts about Jerry Falwell... 1301 01:40:53,781 --> 01:40:56,614 ...then you must dismiss the libel claim." 1302 01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:02,384 Do you remember these instructions? 1303 01:41:04,124 --> 01:41:07,093 Obviously not. So I'm gonna ask you one more thing. 1304 01:41:07,261 --> 01:41:09,286 Why are you suing my client for libel? 1305 01:41:09,763 --> 01:41:12,698 I am not a lawyer, Mr. Isaacman. 1306 01:41:14,268 --> 01:41:17,795 I am a lawyer, okay, and I can't figure it out either. 1307 01:41:18,305 --> 01:41:22,173 Would you state your full name for the record, please, Mr. Flynt? 1308 01:41:22,342 --> 01:41:25,869 Yes, sir. Christopher Columbus... 1309 01:41:26,046 --> 01:41:30,779 ...Cornwallis lPQ Harvey HN Pagey Piu. 1310 01:41:31,485 --> 01:41:34,648 That's very interesting, but are you also known as Larry Flynt? 1311 01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:39,419 A.k.a. Jesus H. Flynt, Esquire. 1312 01:41:39,593 --> 01:41:41,618 For chrissakes. 1313 01:41:42,062 --> 01:41:46,863 Are you the publisher and the editor in chief of Hustler magazine? 1314 01:41:47,034 --> 01:41:51,266 I am the publisher of the most tasteless, sleaziest... 1315 01:41:51,438 --> 01:41:54,896 ...most disgusting, greatest porn magazine on the face of the earth. 1316 01:41:55,309 --> 01:41:56,970 Thank you. 1317 01:41:57,144 --> 01:41:59,578 I have in my hand Exhibit B... 1318 01:41:59,746 --> 01:42:02,408 ...which is a typewritten script of the Campari ad. 1319 01:42:03,050 --> 01:42:07,453 When you approved this ad, did you have any specific knowledge... 1320 01:42:07,621 --> 01:42:10,351 ...that the Reverend Falwell had ever engaged... 1321 01:42:10,524 --> 01:42:13,755 ...in sexual intercourse with his mother? 1322 01:42:15,095 --> 01:42:16,790 No. But... 1323 01:42:16,964 --> 01:42:19,455 ...I have a photograph of Falwell... 1324 01:42:19,633 --> 01:42:22,864 ...having fellatio with a sheep. Now, I don't think-- 1325 01:42:23,036 --> 01:42:26,767 Your Honor, my client is in a heavily medicated, mentally agitated state. 1326 01:42:26,940 --> 01:42:29,067 We will stipulate that no such document exists. 1327 01:42:29,243 --> 01:42:31,609 I have it, and Mr. Fartwell... 1328 01:42:32,079 --> 01:42:35,173 ...is a liar, a glutton and a sheep-ophile. 1329 01:42:35,349 --> 01:42:37,943 My client's name is Jerry Falwell! 1330 01:42:38,118 --> 01:42:41,178 -Jerry Falwell! -That's what I said, Jerry Fartwell! 1331 01:42:41,355 --> 01:42:44,119 Are you trying to hold the Reverend Falwell up to ridicule? 1332 01:42:44,291 --> 01:42:45,952 -No, contempt. -Scorn? 1333 01:42:46,627 --> 01:42:48,891 -Truculent. -Obloquy? 1334 01:42:56,069 --> 01:42:58,503 God, my French is so rusty. 1335 01:43:03,644 --> 01:43:04,975 I love her. 1336 01:43:05,145 --> 01:43:07,375 -Quiet in the courtroom. -I love you, baby. 1337 01:43:07,548 --> 01:43:10,779 Jesus loves me. 1338 01:43:10,951 --> 01:43:12,942 Mr. Flynt.... 1339 01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:16,045 Do you have any aversion to organized religion? 1340 01:43:16,223 --> 01:43:19,420 -A virgin? -No, aversion. You heard me. 1341 01:43:19,593 --> 01:43:22,858 An aversion to organized religion. 1342 01:43:23,830 --> 01:43:27,357 I.... You bet your sweet ass I do. 1343 01:43:27,534 --> 01:43:33,131 Does that gives you license to mock the leaders of religious movements? 1344 01:43:33,307 --> 01:43:35,036 Well, goddamn right. 1345 01:43:35,209 --> 01:43:38,736 -Objection! This is totally irrelevant! -Overruled. 1346 01:43:39,179 --> 01:43:42,080 -Free expression is absolute. -Thank you, Your Honor. 1347 01:43:42,249 --> 01:43:43,841 Do you agree? 1348 01:43:44,251 --> 01:43:46,685 Order. Ma'am, if you can't control yourself... 1349 01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,320 ...you're going to have to leave the courtroom. 1350 01:43:49,489 --> 01:43:51,354 So that it was your intention... 1351 01:43:51,525 --> 01:43:54,585 ...to hold Reverend Falwell out to be a hypocrite? 1352 01:43:54,761 --> 01:43:56,285 Wasn't it? 1353 01:43:56,964 --> 01:43:59,524 Well, that's what he is. 1354 01:43:59,700 --> 01:44:01,998 But didn't it occur to you... 1355 01:44:02,169 --> 01:44:06,162 ...that Falwell must have an integrity that people can believe in... 1356 01:44:06,340 --> 01:44:09,366 ...if he is to practice his profession? 1357 01:44:10,944 --> 01:44:12,502 Yeah. 1358 01:44:13,513 --> 01:44:16,710 And it was your intent to destroy that integrity... 1359 01:44:16,883 --> 01:44:19,909 ...and his livelihood if you could? 1360 01:44:20,487 --> 01:44:22,955 To assassinate it. 1361 01:44:31,732 --> 01:44:34,496 Hey, it's me. It's a weird decision. 1362 01:44:34,668 --> 01:44:37,762 -Well, get me Bill, quick. -No, he's not guilty of libel. 1363 01:44:37,938 --> 01:44:41,465 But he is guilty of "inflicting emotional distress." 1364 01:44:41,642 --> 01:44:43,667 Now Flynt has to pay him 200 grand! 1365 01:44:43,877 --> 01:44:47,973 This ruling shows that nobody can prostitute the First Amendment. 1366 01:44:48,148 --> 01:44:52,380 Pornography has thrust its ugly head into our everyday lives. 1367 01:44:52,552 --> 01:44:56,750 The billion-dollar sex industry, of which Larry Flynt... 1368 01:44:56,923 --> 01:44:58,788 ...is a self-described leader... 1369 01:44:58,959 --> 01:45:03,396 ...Iust and greed have replaced decency and morality. 1370 01:45:03,563 --> 01:45:07,932 We must make a solemn commitment to God Almighty... 1371 01:45:08,101 --> 01:45:11,798 ... to turn this nation around immediately. 1372 01:45:12,072 --> 01:45:14,905 Fucking AlDS junkie. 1373 01:45:15,742 --> 01:45:17,539 You crazy cripple. 1374 01:45:18,612 --> 01:45:21,046 Listen, it's just not that funny. 1375 01:45:21,214 --> 01:45:24,206 And I'm afraid it wasn't funny the first time we printed it. 1376 01:45:24,384 --> 01:45:27,512 Well, guys, I'm certainly open to suggestions. 1377 01:45:27,688 --> 01:45:30,179 I would suggest that if we're going to recycle it... 1378 01:45:30,357 --> 01:45:32,655 ...that we replace the noun-- 1379 01:45:41,301 --> 01:45:43,895 I thought I fired all of you. 1380 01:45:44,604 --> 01:45:46,231 Jimmy... 1381 01:45:49,309 --> 01:45:51,004 ...come here. 1382 01:45:55,382 --> 01:45:57,282 Larry... 1383 01:45:57,851 --> 01:46:00,843 ...I'm sorry if I tried to run things... 1384 01:46:01,021 --> 01:46:02,579 ...but... 1385 01:46:02,756 --> 01:46:05,816 ...you know, I was just trying to protect you. 1386 01:46:07,794 --> 01:46:09,352 Come here. 1387 01:46:10,664 --> 01:46:12,393 Closer. 1388 01:46:14,701 --> 01:46:16,635 Come on. 1389 01:46:22,342 --> 01:46:25,937 Don't sweat it, bro. I love you. 1390 01:46:26,913 --> 01:46:29,313 I love you too, man. 1391 01:46:31,518 --> 01:46:34,578 Larry, you look great, man. 1392 01:46:34,755 --> 01:46:38,054 Chester, you remember Althea? Shake her hand. 1393 01:46:38,725 --> 01:46:40,192 Hey, Althea, you-- 1394 01:46:40,627 --> 01:46:43,323 -Hi, Chester. -Hi. 1395 01:46:44,097 --> 01:46:46,292 Don't sneak up on us. Give us a heart attack. 1396 01:46:46,466 --> 01:46:48,866 Yeah, what the hell. Shake Althea's hand. 1397 01:46:49,035 --> 01:46:51,128 Althea, good to see you. 1398 01:46:51,304 --> 01:46:53,568 -Welcome back. -Hello, Faith. 1399 01:46:53,740 --> 01:46:55,230 -Hi, Althea. -What do you do? 1400 01:46:55,509 --> 01:46:57,773 I'm a secretary. 1401 01:46:58,845 --> 01:47:02,781 -Good to see you, Althea. -Arlo, hi. 1402 01:47:26,206 --> 01:47:28,037 Water. 1403 01:47:41,254 --> 01:47:44,121 -I got it. -No. I wanna take my bath. 1404 01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:46,725 I wanna take my bath. 1405 01:47:50,130 --> 01:47:53,725 Okay. Why don't you hop on? 1406 01:47:53,900 --> 01:47:56,027 I'll give you a ride. 1407 01:47:57,003 --> 01:47:58,766 Go ahead. 1408 01:47:58,939 --> 01:48:00,566 Buckle up. 1409 01:48:00,740 --> 01:48:02,731 Daddy. 1410 01:48:03,643 --> 01:48:05,372 Yes. 1411 01:48:05,545 --> 01:48:08,537 You're crushing my legs! 1412 01:48:11,451 --> 01:48:13,146 You're shivering, baby. 1413 01:48:15,422 --> 01:48:16,946 Sorry. 1414 01:48:17,123 --> 01:48:19,182 You're shivering. 1415 01:48:22,095 --> 01:48:25,360 Detour! Oh, no. 1416 01:48:25,532 --> 01:48:28,729 What are you doing? You're gonna kill us. 1417 01:48:28,902 --> 01:48:32,531 It's okay. They'll freeze us... 1418 01:48:32,706 --> 01:48:35,038 ...and thaw us out in the year 3000. 1419 01:48:38,378 --> 01:48:42,644 Curbside service. That'll be $8.50, lady. 1420 01:49:19,519 --> 01:49:22,079 Dr. Kipper, please. 1421 01:49:22,856 --> 01:49:24,915 Larry Flynt. 1422 01:49:28,595 --> 01:49:30,688 Dr. Kipper? 1423 01:49:31,831 --> 01:49:34,129 She doesn't look good. 1424 01:49:35,135 --> 01:49:39,765 Well, I know, but there's gotta be something more we can do. 1425 01:49:39,940 --> 01:49:43,000 Some new technology or drug. 1426 01:49:43,176 --> 01:49:45,406 What are they doing in Europe? 1427 01:49:45,579 --> 01:49:48,104 You know money's no object. 1428 01:49:52,319 --> 01:49:54,253 Althea? 1429 01:49:55,488 --> 01:49:57,547 Althea! 1430 01:49:59,125 --> 01:50:01,958 Althea! 1431 01:50:07,300 --> 01:50:09,131 Baby! 1432 01:50:09,302 --> 01:50:11,099 Baby! 1433 01:50:12,539 --> 01:50:14,564 Baby! 1434 01:50:19,379 --> 01:50:20,744 Baby! 1435 01:50:20,914 --> 01:50:22,609 Baby! 1436 01:50:22,782 --> 01:50:24,977 No! No! 1437 01:50:25,719 --> 01:50:29,246 Baby! Help! 1438 01:50:29,422 --> 01:50:31,788 Help! 1439 01:50:31,958 --> 01:50:33,755 Baby! 1440 01:50:33,927 --> 01:50:35,918 No! No. 1441 01:50:48,775 --> 01:50:53,337 Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. 1442 01:50:53,513 --> 01:50:55,344 No man comes to the Father... 1443 01:50:55,782 --> 01:50:57,113 ...but by me. 1444 01:50:57,283 --> 01:50:59,274 He that liveth... 1445 01:50:59,452 --> 01:51:02,819 ...and believeth in me shall never die. 1446 01:51:02,989 --> 01:51:06,481 In my Father's house are many rooms. 1447 01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:09,493 And if I go and prepare a place for you... 1448 01:51:09,663 --> 01:51:13,793 ...I will come again and receive you unto myself. 1449 01:51:13,967 --> 01:51:17,869 That where I am, there you may be also... 1450 01:51:18,038 --> 01:51:21,667 ...and you will live with me forever... 1451 01:51:21,841 --> 01:51:24,139 ...and ever." 1452 01:51:29,382 --> 01:51:33,944 You cannot mock God. You cannot fool God. 1453 01:51:34,120 --> 01:51:36,680 If you violate his laws... 1454 01:51:36,856 --> 01:51:39,825 ... God Almighty will judge you. 1455 01:51:40,326 --> 01:51:42,692 AIDS is a plague. 1456 01:51:43,730 --> 01:51:47,928 These perverted lifestyles have to stop. 1457 01:51:48,101 --> 01:51:51,537 If you break moral laws... 1458 01:51:51,705 --> 01:51:53,366 ...you reap the whirlwind. 1459 01:51:53,540 --> 01:51:56,839 Alan, it's Larry. 1460 01:51:57,877 --> 01:52:00,505 I wanna appeal the Falwell case. 1461 01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:02,204 This is over. Over. 1462 01:52:02,382 --> 01:52:05,510 -No, it's not over. We can go higher. -Higher? 1463 01:52:05,685 --> 01:52:07,676 The Supreme Court. 1464 01:52:07,854 --> 01:52:09,378 -Yeah. -Give them a call. 1465 01:52:09,556 --> 01:52:13,117 It's not that simple, Larry. It's not that simple. 1466 01:52:13,326 --> 01:52:16,261 Thousands of people every year petition the Supreme Court, okay? 1467 01:52:16,429 --> 01:52:19,159 Now, our case is as good as any. 1468 01:52:19,332 --> 01:52:21,857 Our case is better than most. You're missing my point. 1469 01:52:22,035 --> 01:52:25,869 My point is, they will never pick you... 1470 01:52:26,039 --> 01:52:27,768 ...because you're a nightmare! 1471 01:52:27,941 --> 01:52:31,877 They're afraid if they let you in court, you'll wear a diaper or throw oranges. 1472 01:52:32,045 --> 01:52:36,072 And they should be! In all the times you've gone to court asking for help... 1473 01:52:36,249 --> 01:52:40,117 ...you've never demonstrated respect for its institutions and procedures. 1474 01:52:40,286 --> 01:52:42,447 As far as they're concerned, you're just a pig. 1475 01:52:42,622 --> 01:52:45,591 Yeah, well.... You always said, and it's the principle... 1476 01:52:45,759 --> 01:52:48,091 ..."A pig has the same rights as a president." 1477 01:52:48,261 --> 01:52:49,626 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's.... 1478 01:52:49,796 --> 01:52:53,857 -You know, people get tired of a pig. -Bullshit! You're scared, Alan. 1479 01:52:54,033 --> 01:52:56,968 You're scared. You're letting these guys steamroll-- 1480 01:52:57,137 --> 01:53:01,403 Look, it's not just them. Larry! Okay? It's me! 1481 01:53:01,574 --> 01:53:03,769 It's me! I am not taking you. 1482 01:53:07,247 --> 01:53:12,207 Lawyers dream about a case like this in front of the Supreme Court. 1483 01:53:12,385 --> 01:53:14,853 They would probably hear us, if you want the truth. 1484 01:53:15,021 --> 01:53:18,013 But I am not going with you! 1485 01:53:20,493 --> 01:53:24,930 I have been giving you my best since back when people were laughing at you. 1486 01:53:25,098 --> 01:53:29,432 And every time I come in there, you fuck me with this circus act! 1487 01:53:32,038 --> 01:53:34,734 I won't do it again. I can't. 1488 01:53:34,908 --> 01:53:38,605 I'm not gonna do it in front of the Supreme Court of the United States. 1489 01:53:38,778 --> 01:53:42,874 Your sentimental speeches and your cornball patriotism... 1490 01:53:43,049 --> 01:53:46,883 ...they don't work on me anymore, Lar, because I don't believe you. 1491 01:53:52,525 --> 01:53:54,254 I don't believe you. 1492 01:54:02,268 --> 01:54:04,202 You're my.... 1493 01:54:05,305 --> 01:54:08,069 My friend. Alan. 1494 01:54:09,742 --> 01:54:11,733 We're friends. 1495 01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:19,047 You know, I just.... I would love to be remembered... 1496 01:54:19,219 --> 01:54:21,210 ...for something... 1497 01:54:21,521 --> 01:54:22,681 ...meaningful. 1498 01:54:26,926 --> 01:54:30,828 Any research problems, I encourage you to use my archives. 1499 01:54:31,598 --> 01:54:33,156 And... 1500 01:54:33,333 --> 01:54:37,736 ...tell the reverend that I've dealt with this filth monger myself... 1501 01:54:37,937 --> 01:54:40,235 ...and I wish to offer my support. 1502 01:54:40,406 --> 01:54:42,897 Is that the Tin Man? 1503 01:54:43,977 --> 01:54:45,069 Yes... 1504 01:54:45,245 --> 01:54:47,179 ...that's the Tin Man. 1505 01:54:48,248 --> 01:54:52,048 God versus the devil. America's minister versus America's pimp. 1506 01:54:52,218 --> 01:54:53,583 Today is the showdown. 1507 01:54:53,753 --> 01:54:57,450 Many were surprised by the high court's decision to hear Flynt's case... 1508 01:54:57,624 --> 01:55:01,025 ...but he had some unlikely supporters filing briefs on his behalf: 1509 01:55:01,194 --> 01:55:04,789 The New York Times, the American Newspaper Publishers Association... 1510 01:55:04,964 --> 01:55:07,797 -...and the Association of.... -All rise. 1511 01:55:08,534 --> 01:55:11,765 The honorable, the chief justice and the associate justices... 1512 01:55:11,938 --> 01:55:14,406 ...of the Supreme Court of the United States. 1513 01:55:14,574 --> 01:55:15,563 Oyez, oyez, oyez. 1514 01:55:17,911 --> 01:55:21,278 All persons having business before the honorable U.S. Supreme Court... 1515 01:55:21,447 --> 01:55:24,848 ...are admonished to draw near and give their attention. 1516 01:55:25,018 --> 01:55:26,918 For this court is now sitting. 1517 01:55:27,086 --> 01:55:30,886 God save the United States and the Supreme Court. 1518 01:55:37,530 --> 01:55:42,627 We'll hear the argument first this morning in number 86-1 278. 1519 01:55:42,802 --> 01:55:47,136 Hustler magazine and Larry C. Flynt v. Jerry Falwell. 1520 01:55:47,307 --> 01:55:51,038 Mr. Isaacman, you may proceed whenever you're ready. 1521 01:55:58,885 --> 01:56:01,285 Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the court. 1522 01:56:02,655 --> 01:56:07,149 One of the most cherished ideas that we hold in this country... 1523 01:56:07,327 --> 01:56:10,262 ...is that there should be uninhibited public debate... 1524 01:56:10,430 --> 01:56:12,694 ...and freedom of speech. 1525 01:56:12,865 --> 01:56:15,629 Now, the question you have before you today is whether... 1526 01:56:15,802 --> 01:56:20,136 ...a public figure's right to protection from emotional distress... 1527 01:56:20,306 --> 01:56:23,036 ...should outweigh the public interest... 1528 01:56:23,209 --> 01:56:26,042 ...in allowing every citizen of this country... 1529 01:56:26,212 --> 01:56:28,578 ...to freely express his views. 1530 01:56:28,748 --> 01:56:30,545 But what was... 1531 01:56:30,717 --> 01:56:33,811 ...the view expressed in Exhibit A? 1532 01:56:35,755 --> 01:56:39,452 Well, to begin with, this is a parody of a known Campari ad. 1533 01:56:39,625 --> 01:56:41,889 -I understand. Go ahead. -Okay. 1534 01:56:42,061 --> 01:56:45,394 Also, and more importantly, it was a satire of a public figure... 1535 01:56:45,565 --> 01:56:51,299 ...of Jerry Falwell, who was really a prime candidate for such a satire... 1536 01:56:51,471 --> 01:56:54,804 ...because he's such an unlikely person to appear in a liquor ad. 1537 01:56:54,974 --> 01:56:59,206 This is a person that we are used to seeing at the pulpit, Bible in hand... 1538 01:56:59,379 --> 01:57:03,839 ...preaching with a famously beatific smile on his face. 1539 01:57:04,017 --> 01:57:07,248 But what is the public interest you're describing? 1540 01:57:07,420 --> 01:57:12,357 That there is some interest in making him look ludicrous? 1541 01:57:14,027 --> 01:57:18,088 Yes. There is a public interest in making Falwell look ludicrous. 1542 01:57:18,264 --> 01:57:22,200 Insofar as there is a public interest in having Hustler magazine... 1543 01:57:22,368 --> 01:57:25,826 ...express the point of view that Jerry Falwell is full of B.S. 1544 01:57:26,639 --> 01:57:30,939 And Hustler magazine has every right to express this view. 1545 01:57:31,110 --> 01:57:33,544 They have the right to say... 1546 01:57:33,713 --> 01:57:36,910 ...that somebody, who has campaigned against our magazine... 1547 01:57:37,083 --> 01:57:39,051 ...who has told people not to buy it... 1548 01:57:39,218 --> 01:57:43,450 ...who has publicly said it poisons the minds of Americans... 1549 01:57:43,623 --> 01:57:47,684 ...who, in addition, has told people that sex out of wedlock... 1550 01:57:47,860 --> 01:57:50,658 ...is immoral, that they shouldn't drink.... 1551 01:57:50,830 --> 01:57:54,357 Hustler magazine has a First Amendment right... 1552 01:57:54,534 --> 01:57:57,196 ...to publicly respond to these comments... 1553 01:57:57,370 --> 01:57:59,964 ...by saying that Jerry Falwell is full of B.S. 1554 01:58:00,139 --> 01:58:04,667 It says, "Let's deflate this stuffed shirt and bring him down to our level." 1555 01:58:04,844 --> 01:58:07,039 Our level in this case being admittedly... 1556 01:58:07,213 --> 01:58:11,115 ...a lower level than most people would like to be brought to. 1557 01:58:11,684 --> 01:58:15,484 I apologize. I know I'm not supposed to joke, but that's sort of the point. 1558 01:58:15,655 --> 01:58:19,022 Mr. Isaacman, the First Amendment is not everything. 1559 01:58:19,192 --> 01:58:22,923 It's a very important value, but it's not the only value in our society. 1560 01:58:23,096 --> 01:58:27,089 What about a value which says good people can enter public life... 1561 01:58:27,266 --> 01:58:28,927 ...and public service? 1562 01:58:29,202 --> 01:58:30,863 The rule you give us says... 1563 01:58:31,037 --> 01:58:34,837 ...that if you stand for public office or become a public figure... 1564 01:58:35,007 --> 01:58:37,703 ...you cannot protect yourself or indeed your mother... 1565 01:58:37,877 --> 01:58:41,404 ...against a parody of your committing incest with her in an outhouse. 1566 01:58:41,581 --> 01:58:42,946 Do you think... 1567 01:58:43,116 --> 01:58:47,246 ...George Washington would've stood for office if that was the consequence? 1568 01:58:47,420 --> 01:58:49,945 It's interesting you mention Washington, Justice Scalia... 1569 01:58:50,123 --> 01:58:53,092 ...because very recently, I saw a political cartoon... 1570 01:58:53,259 --> 01:58:55,159 ...that's over 200 years old. 1571 01:58:55,328 --> 01:58:56,886 It depicts George Washington... 1572 01:58:57,063 --> 01:58:59,725 ...riding on a donkey, being led by a man... 1573 01:58:59,899 --> 01:59:03,995 ...and the caption suggests this man is leading an ass to Washington. 1574 01:59:04,670 --> 01:59:07,867 I can handle that. I think George can handle that. 1575 01:59:09,342 --> 01:59:14,678 But that's a far cry from committing incest with your mother in an outhouse. 1576 01:59:16,949 --> 01:59:19,008 I mean, there's no line between the two? 1577 01:59:21,487 --> 01:59:24,081 No, Justice Scalia. There is no line between the two. 1578 01:59:24,257 --> 01:59:27,784 Because what you're talking about is a matter of taste, not law. 1579 01:59:27,960 --> 01:59:32,226 As you yourself said, I believe, in Pope v. Illinois: 1580 01:59:32,398 --> 01:59:36,129 "It's useless to argue about taste and even more useless to litigate it." 1581 01:59:36,736 --> 01:59:40,297 And that is the case here. The jury has already determined for us... 1582 01:59:40,573 --> 01:59:43,235 ...that this is a matter of taste and not a matter of law... 1583 01:59:43,409 --> 01:59:46,503 ...because they've said there's no libelous speech. Nobody could... 1584 01:59:46,679 --> 01:59:50,547 ...believe Hustlerwas suggesting that Falwell had sex with his mother. 1585 01:59:50,716 --> 01:59:53,549 So why did Hustler have him and his mother together? 1586 01:59:54,153 --> 01:59:57,554 Hustler puts him and his mother together... 1587 01:59:57,723 --> 02:00:01,489 ...in an example of literary travesty, if you will. 1588 02:00:01,827 --> 02:00:04,352 And what public purpose does this serve? 1589 02:00:05,198 --> 02:00:07,723 It serves the same public purpose as having... 1590 02:00:07,900 --> 02:00:11,427 ...Gary Trudeau say Reagan has no brain or that George Bush is a wimp. 1591 02:00:11,604 --> 02:00:14,368 It lets us look at public figures a little differently. 1592 02:00:14,540 --> 02:00:17,771 We have a long tradition in this country of satiric commentary. 1593 02:00:17,944 --> 02:00:22,813 Now, if Jerry Falwell can sue when there's been no libelous speech... 1594 02:00:22,982 --> 02:00:26,247 ...purely on emotional distress, then so can other public figures. 1595 02:00:26,419 --> 02:00:30,947 Imagine suits against people like Gary Trudeau and Johnny Carson... 1596 02:00:31,123 --> 02:00:33,614 ...for what he says on The Tonight Show tonight. 1597 02:00:33,793 --> 02:00:37,194 Obviously, when people criticize public figures... 1598 02:00:37,363 --> 02:00:40,264 ...they're going to experience emotional distress. We know that. 1599 02:00:40,433 --> 02:00:43,163 It's the easiest thing to claim and impossible to refute. 1600 02:00:43,336 --> 02:00:45,327 That's what makes it a meaningless standard. 1601 02:00:45,504 --> 02:00:49,907 Really, all it does is allow us to punish unpopular speech. 1602 02:00:50,076 --> 02:00:54,706 And this country is founded, at least in part... 1603 02:00:54,880 --> 02:00:57,178 ...on the firm belief that unpopular speech... 1604 02:00:57,350 --> 02:01:00,751 ...is absolutely vital to the health of our nation. 1605 02:01:01,954 --> 02:01:03,319 Thank you, Mr. Isaacman. 1606 02:01:05,124 --> 02:01:07,649 Reverend, are you confident you will win this case? 1607 02:01:07,827 --> 02:01:08,953 Absolutely. 1608 02:01:09,128 --> 02:01:12,996 There's no way the Supreme Court will come down on the side... 1609 02:01:13,165 --> 02:01:15,065 ...of a sleaze merchant like Larry Flynt. 1610 02:01:15,234 --> 02:01:17,498 Mr. Keating, why are you here today? 1611 02:01:17,670 --> 02:01:20,935 To support people who believe pornography should be outlawed. 1612 02:01:21,107 --> 02:01:25,373 --because if the First Amendment will protect a.... 1613 02:01:25,645 --> 02:01:27,442 -What did Grutman call me? -Scumbag. 1614 02:01:27,813 --> 02:01:30,748 Scumbag like me, well, then it will protect all of you. 1615 02:01:32,251 --> 02:01:34,116 Because I'm the worst. 1616 02:01:34,287 --> 02:01:36,278 Larry, do you have any regrets? 1617 02:01:42,328 --> 02:01:43,352 Only one. 1618 02:01:59,378 --> 02:02:01,175 Larry. 1619 02:02:16,228 --> 02:02:17,991 Larry. 1620 02:02:49,929 --> 02:02:51,658 Larry. 1621 02:03:18,891 --> 02:03:21,382 -Hello? -It's Alan. 1622 02:03:21,827 --> 02:03:25,354 -They just brought the decision in. -Well, is it good or bad? 1623 02:03:26,298 --> 02:03:30,291 Well, it's a unanimous decision. And Rehnquist wrote it himself. 1624 02:03:30,636 --> 02:03:33,298 -ls it good or bad? -I want you to hear this. 1625 02:03:36,342 --> 02:03:38,071 "At the heart of the First Amendment... 1626 02:03:38,244 --> 02:03:42,738 ...is the recognition of the importance of the free flow of ideas. 1627 02:03:42,915 --> 02:03:46,544 Freedom to speak one's mind is not only an aspect of individual liberty... 1628 02:03:46,719 --> 02:03:49,244 ...but essential to the quest for truth... 1629 02:03:49,422 --> 02:03:52,414 ...and the vitality of society as a whole. 1630 02:03:52,591 --> 02:03:54,354 In the debate about public affairs... 1631 02:03:54,527 --> 02:03:56,825 ...many things done with less than admirable motives... 1632 02:03:56,996 --> 02:03:59,362 ...are nonetheless protected by the First Amendment. " 1633 02:03:59,532 --> 02:04:01,090 So we won. 1634 02:04:02,234 --> 02:04:03,633 Yes, we did. We won. 1635 02:04:04,437 --> 02:04:06,405 Thank you, Alan. 1636 02:04:06,972 --> 02:04:09,532 -Thank you. -Don't mention it. 1637 02:04:15,147 --> 02:04:17,274 We won, baby. 1638 02:04:22,121 --> 02:04:24,851 Strip for me, baby. 1639 02:04:26,425 --> 02:04:28,086 Why? 1640 02:04:28,260 --> 02:04:31,457 So when you're old and ugly, you can look back at this. 1641 02:04:33,499 --> 02:04:36,832 I'm never gonna be old and ugly, Larry. 1642 02:04:37,002 --> 02:04:40,631 You're gonna be old and ugly.