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(♪ "ADIRECTIONAL"
BY FOURTH GRADE NOTHING)
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NARRATOR: Over the last few years,
mankind has been witness
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to a continual parade
of environmental disasters,
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leaving many searching for a ray of hope
in an already bleak landscape.
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This is it, isn't it? Oh, jeez.
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Look at this. Look at this!
And it's mine.
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The place is the Arizona desert.
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A team of scientists and investors,
led by Dr Noah Faulkner,
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has come together to create
the first space station on Earth,
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a self-contained world,
a pure environment,
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unspoiled, unpolluted, a world
that no longer exists outside.
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This Earth Day, Dr Faulkner and four
carefully chosen, qualified scientists
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will seal themselves inside,
their mission to sustain life for one year
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while living in harmony with nature.
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Welcome to Bio-Dome! Congratulations,
Bio-Dome Five, and good luck!
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On your steady shoulders rest the hopes
and dreams of the scientific community,
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and perhaps the very survival
of the human race.
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(♪ "SUBURBIA" BY RUGBURNS)
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OK, ready?
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Paper covers rock! You lose, Buckwheat!
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(HIGH-PITCHED GROWLING)
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Sorry, you're gonna
have to assume the position.
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Cos I'm the king, and you're the peasant.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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I win, you lose!
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- OK, you ready?
- Copy that, Squirly Control.
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- Stubby!
- Squirly!
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Should've been harder.
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Perfect.
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Hi, Mo-Mo!
Porky! Thanks for coming over!
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Hey, Budly.
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Agh!
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- You guys ready to go?
- See, that's the thing. Uh...
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You know we're meant to go with you
to this thing in the park?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Don't mimic me.
- Don't mimic me.
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Listen, we can't go.
Doyle had a bad accident.
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- BOTH: What?!
- I'll show you.
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- Look at his wrist. It's quivering.
- My God! What happened?
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- I'm no doctor, but I think he's braindead.
- Yeah. And?
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Um... Well, in tribute
to Earth Day, right,
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Doyle was up on the couch
trying to take down the mahimahi,
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and set it free.
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"Free mahimahi! Free mahimahi!",
if you will, and then kaboom!
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Gravity snatched the poor little boy,
and he fell down like a rag doll.
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This wouldn't be one of your
convenient accidents, would it?
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Monique, look. You call a huge welt
in the guy's head an accident?
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I can't make that up. See?
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- Huh?
- Please let me out, Mommy.
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Or at least slide
another pancake under the door.
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Oh, my poor Doyly. I'll nurse you.
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OK, let's play nurse.
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- I smell a scam.
- No, it's Doyle. He's got a quivery colon.
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Damn it, but you guys promised
to help us pick up trash today.
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Yeah. Earth Day's all about
saving the environment.
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You're thinking too globally.
You have to act locally.
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We need to stay here and help Doyle
merge on the road to recovery.
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All right, Bud. You win - again.
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Win?! This isn't a contest, Monique.
It's not a game here.
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Come on. Give me a kiss.
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Come on. It's not my fault
his brain cramped up.
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You little dick!
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Brain cramp my butt! The only thing
that hit Doyle's head is this book!
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Ow! Oww!
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I can't believe you'd crack Doyle's skull
just to get out of this!
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You don't understand.
The book fell on him. I mean...
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- He fell on the book. They collided.
- Bullshit!
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It is just like you to try to weasel out
of your responsibilities on Earth Day.
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This is "Hands Across America"
all over again!
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- I had arthritis.
- Farm Aid?
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- I had fleas.
- The Save the Whales rally?
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- Salt water makes Doyle bloat?
- You guys are pathetic.
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Thanks for coming, Mo... Mo.
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(♪ "COME ON INSIDE" BY MAGNAPOP)
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- Face it. We are dating primates.
- They're getting better.
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They're taking yoga.
And you're the one who keeps raving
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about how flexible Bud is getting.
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There is something about a man
who can lick his own back.
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- We just have to be patient.
- Freeing the mahimahi?
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What kind of mind
thinks up crap like that?
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- They should be taught a lesson.
- They should be punished.
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This is Uncle Fred,
from the Carolina School of Bartending...
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What are you doing? Grab it. Eat it!
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The opportunities available
to bartenders today...
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The one with the corn!
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Mm! You like it.
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Good one.
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- (RINGING TONE)
- Johnson residence, Bud MacIntosh here.
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That's my name.
Ask me once, I say the same.
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Hey, Budweezer.
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(WHISPERS) The girls.
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Hey, Mo-Mo.
How's the sanitation detail going, huh?
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It's great, but we're gonna split.
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These guys from Arizona Tech
are taking us to a kegger at Vasquez Lake.
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What?! You met men?
Of the male persuasion?
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Oh, and they're on the swim team.
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- Please hold.
- What's goin' on? What?
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Monique, Doyle and I
just talked it over,
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and we decided you cannot go to that
kegger party with the swimmers, OK?
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- What are you talkin' about?
- Hold on, guys. We're coming.
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Whatever, Bud.
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Doyle, our girls have been seduced
by breaststrokers.
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They bought it!
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- Swimmers!
- Uh-huh.
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Do you know how many diseases
there are in pools?
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- Especially after we swim in them.
- I know.
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I can't believe this! Shaved-down
pool Nazis oiling up our women, man!
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And swimming with them
in an Olympic-size toilet.
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You ever see
the bathing suits they wear?
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BOTH: Grape smugglers.
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Can you believe those girls?
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I mean, it's not like we're
not into saving the environment.
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All's I know is,
I'm not gonna lose my beloved
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to some steroid-friendly,
web-footed, porpoise-prissy punk!
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Don't worry about it, though. I think
when they see we've gotten off the couch,
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- they're gonna go into seizures.
- You think?
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Total.
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Mm. Check out that mall, man.
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Woah. Must be the grand opening.
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"Bio-Dome".
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- Think that means it goes both ways?
- I don't know, but we do!
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Um... I don't think there's a kegger
at Vasquez Lake, Doyle.
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We've been had, Squirly.
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Makes you proud knowing we got
such crafty girlfriends, though.
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- We're lucky guys.
- Mm-hm. That's for sure.
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- Vasquez Lake?
- More like Vasquez Craphole.
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- There used to be fish here, remember?
- Yes, I do, Doyle.
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A long time ago,
when we were kids, right?
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Leave Bud alone, Mom.
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I'm teaching Bud how to
hold his breath underwater.
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Much better, Bud.
Now let's try for three minutes.
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- Those were the days.
- Yeah, I'll say.
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Hey! Don't leave that there, Stub.
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- Free refills with proof of purchase seal.
- Nice call.
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BOTH: Tribal!
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- I gotta take a piss.
- Can you cork it?
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- Negatory.
- OK. Let's go at the mall.
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- Welcome to Bio-Dome!
- Welcome to the future!
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Welcome to the place
I'm going to drain my lizard.
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♪ Viva Las Bio-Dome!
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♪ Viva Las Bio-Dome!
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After all our careful planning,
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the many years of meticulous research
and experimentation,
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our dream is finally at hand.
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♪ Viva Las Bio-Dome!
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♪ Viva Las Bio-Dome!
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Rip Van Tinkle-fest.
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...Dr Noah Faulkner.
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Thank you. Thank you.
We stand today at the bridge to a future
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where man and the ecosystem
can live in harmony,
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and make it possible for us not only
to balance our own fragile planet,
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but one day to sustain life
on new worlds far, far away.
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You have entrusted us
with an awesome responsibility.
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Huh, swift, swift, huh, swift, swift...
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- Ho! Ho!
- Whoa! Whoa!
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- How can I help you fellas?
- Is it OK if he goes and pees in your mall?
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It didn't occur to him to go at the lake
and he can't cork it.
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- Back off, punks.
- Sir, yes, sir!
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Loosen up, bacon boy. Just wanna go in
and take a pee, and then we gotta go.
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- Yo, word up with that, G!
- You girls wanna get physical?
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(MARTIAL ARTS YELLS)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ow! Oww!
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- Exhale, Stubbs.
- I kill you.
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Whoa! A little demonite...
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Exhale, Stubbs. Go! Sorry about this.
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Please, I would like
to introduce my team:
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- Miss Olivia Biggs, our geologist.
- (APPLAUSE)
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Mr TC Romulus, our entomologist.
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Miss Petra Von Kant, our oceanographer.
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And Miss Mimi Simkins,
our agriculturalist.
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I can't do it here.
Tiny Elvis has stage fright.
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Just think of the water. Just...
Come on, just let it go. Hurry.
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I can't do it here.
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Hey, come on. Give me your smoke.
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With the cutting of this ribbon, a new era
in science and technology begins.
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- What are you doing?
- Watch.
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Over there on the grassy knoll!
Assassins! Assassins!
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- Holy Kennedy!
- A little secret...
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Section two, code three. 10-4.
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- What kind of mall is this?
- There's no stores, or food courts,
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or toiletries.
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There's gotta be a toiletry
around here somewhere.
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Now look at all the vegetation
for your fertilisation.
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Well, it seems as if someone
was a little eager to celebrate!
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God bless you. I know how you feel.
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I've been waiting for this moment
for a long time.
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Give me the scissors.
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Ohh... Ohh... Ohh...
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Ohh... Ohh!
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- (ALARM)
- COMPUTER: Warning. Warning.
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Warning. Toxins being introduced
in the rain forest.
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Homeostasis is at 99. 1%.
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- Here we go.
- See you in a year.
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Good luck!
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- Are you OK?
- Mm. Pulled a nad.
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Let's get out of this Jurassic Mall,
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find the girls, and take care of
what we need to take care of.
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(♪ "DA DA DA I DON'T LOVE YOU
YOU DON'T LOVE ME AHA AHA AHA" BY TRIO)
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MAN: Look! Look!
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- Get them out of there!
- Oh, my God.
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Um, Doyle...
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- I don't think this is a mall.
- Get them out of there!
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(BUZZING)
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- FAULKNER: You gotta be kidding me!
- ROMULUS: My bug!
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Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch!
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FAULKNER: Here we go. Here we go.
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Mr Leaky, has there been some kind
of security breach? Who are these men?
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Has the Bio-Dome been contaminated?
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No, no. Ladies and gentlemen,
surprise, surprise.
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We are pleased to announce the arrival
of our two special scientists.
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- Beam me up, Stubby.
- Jim! He's a Vulcan!
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This pre-planned addition
to Team Bio-Dome
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is intended to simulate the Chaos Theory
as we encounter it in nature.
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We'll have plenty more information on this
a little later on and I'll get back to you,
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but as you see,
right now we have work to do.
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Work to do!
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Who could be stupid enough
to think Bio-Dome was a mall?
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Bud MacIntosh and Doyle Johnson.
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Generation-X road kill
on the superhighway of progress.
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They're not terrorists,
they're college students from Tucson.
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They really did think it was a mall.
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- Get them out now!
- The doors are sealed for one year.
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I can't open the doors. If I do, the integrity
of all the scientific data is compromised.
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Everything depends
on the precise time frame of one year!
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Screw the time frame!
I have $100 million invested in this,
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and I don't intend to lose it
because two twits from Tucson
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can't tell a mall toilet
from a damned rain forest!
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(WHISPERS) Squirl, break the ice.
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- Excuse me, Miss. Are you tired?
- I beg your pardon.
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00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:29,145
- Are you tired?
- No. Why?
231
00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:33,814
Cos you've been running
through my mind all day.
232
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:36,027
Excuse me, Miss.
233
00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:41,947
If you were a yoghurt, would you be
fruit at the bottom, or stirred?
234
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:44,954
This is your problem. Fix it.
235
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:51,038
- Then they have to stay.
- All our preparation was for five people.
236
00:18:51,138 --> 00:18:53,791
Adding two more
will throw the system off balance.
237
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:57,261
Then the system... will adapt.
238
00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:02,882
- Did it hurt?
- Did what hurt?
239
00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:05,427
When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
240
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:10,305
Bud! Doyle! Hello!
241
00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:14,892
I'm Dr Noah Faulkner. You may recognise
me from my Bio-Dome films on television.
242
00:19:14,992 --> 00:19:17,812
Are you the guy with the spray-on hair?
243
00:19:17,912 --> 00:19:21,691
Anyway, as I'm sure you already know,
244
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:25,735
you have stumbled
into an exciting new world.
245
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:29,531
Tell me, have you ever
dreamt of being famous?
246
00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:35,160
When I was a kid I wanted to be a rock
star cos I could do this with my finger.
247
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:39,581
But as I got older I realised
that the corporate rock world sucked.
248
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,791
And besides, you only knew one song.
249
00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:45,461
♪ Iron Man, Iron Man,
does whatever an iron can
250
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:49,012
- ♪ Pancake-flat, like a glove...
- Hold it!
251
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:53,426
That's "Spider-Man".
Black Sabbath did "Iron Man".
252
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,720
Oh, come on!
What, do you think you're so... smart?
253
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,180
Do you think
you're some rocket scientist?
254
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,690
- Yes.
- Sorry.
255
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,310
What do you boys want out of life?
256
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:07,198
To die and come back as a leotard.
257
00:20:09,123 --> 00:20:11,107
Well...
258
00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:16,202
I may be able to offer you
a springboard to that future.
259
00:20:17,255 --> 00:20:21,909
- We would like you to stay with us.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, man.
260
00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:25,120
You guys aren't one of those
freaky clans, are you?
261
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,122
Dancing naked, you want us
to take off our clothes,
262
00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:31,011
- and feed us some weird punch?
- No.
263
00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:36,094
Damn! We almost had it.
It was this close.
264
00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:42,218
Boys, this is where you'll be staying,
and I want you to feel right at home.
265
00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:44,394
BOTH: ♪ Wah, wah, wah
266
00:20:45,904 --> 00:20:49,808
We'd be obliged if we could get
some nice cushy beds with magic fingers.
267
00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:53,728
Like the ones at the mall that
the big tourists lie in for free.
268
00:20:53,828 --> 00:20:56,731
They just plop down,
the little kids are around them.
269
00:20:56,831 --> 00:21:00,359
"Daddy, look at the little thing!"
And it just rolls...
270
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,277
Ow! Ow! I have a sciatic!
271
00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:06,906
- Actually, we have no extra beds.
- Can we just get our own mattress?
272
00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:09,449
- Sorry, no.
- Here, guys.
273
00:21:09,549 --> 00:21:13,328
- Petra and I can live without this stuff.
- I know it's not much.
274
00:21:13,428 --> 00:21:17,592
Hey, have you ever been
with a squirrel and a stub?
275
00:21:21,352 --> 00:21:23,428
For the pillow.
276
00:21:24,437 --> 00:21:28,925
(SINGSONG) You lose the pillow!
For the blanket.
277
00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:31,219
You lose the blanket!
278
00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:33,394
For fun.
279
00:21:41,494 --> 00:21:43,563
DOYLE: I can't sleep.
280
00:21:43,663 --> 00:21:45,739
I can't sleep either.
281
00:21:58,175 --> 00:22:00,369
Let's go find us some beds.
282
00:22:00,469 --> 00:22:03,175
(♪ "I WANT CANDY" BY BOW WOW WOW)
283
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,513
(WOMEN SHRIEKING)
284
00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:25,690
PETRA: Get out of here!
285
00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:41,082
(SQUAWKS) Wake up! Smell the coffee.
286
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:48,911
Good morning, and congratulations, all.
We have survived night one.
287
00:22:49,011 --> 00:22:52,712
- Congratulations, Doyle!
- (GRUNTS)
288
00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:59,337
And the best thing is,
homeostasis was maintained all night.
289
00:22:59,437 --> 00:23:01,596
No!
290
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,466
No!
291
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:09,303
It is bad enough that for the next year
I must share my air, food and water
292
00:23:09,403 --> 00:23:12,056
with these... Neanderthals.
293
00:23:12,156 --> 00:23:15,893
But I will not share
my tools of hygiene!
294
00:23:15,993 --> 00:23:20,655
Relax! It's sanitised.
I dunked it in Olivia's Scope.
295
00:23:21,831 --> 00:23:23,825
- Simian!
- Dick!
296
00:23:26,877 --> 00:23:30,530
Look, you guys are the ones
that wanted us to stay.
297
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:35,076
Think back. "Springboard into the future".
We didn't prepare for this voyage.
298
00:23:35,176 --> 00:23:38,870
We need clean teeth too, all right?
His teeth... Look.
299
00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:41,789
You are absolutely right.
300
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:45,342
You should be brought up to speed.
It is time for a tour.
301
00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:51,965
Boys. Boys! From here you can see
all the regions of the Bio-Dome:
302
00:23:52,065 --> 00:23:57,095
The rain forest, the tropical lagoon,
the farm, and the great desert.
303
00:23:57,195 --> 00:24:00,514
Every effort was made
to duplicate them precisely,
304
00:24:00,614 --> 00:24:03,189
and all of this is your home now.
305
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:11,941
But remember, the survival of this system
is dependent upon homeostasis.
306
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:17,035
That means a balance
within an enclosed system itself.
307
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:21,490
Faulkner?
308
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,667
Could we get some binoculars?
309
00:24:27,471 --> 00:24:29,539
Let's make a rule:
310
00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:33,710
Everything that you did at home,
you're forbidden to do here.
311
00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:35,253
BOTH: Everything?
312
00:24:35,353 --> 00:24:37,715
Shave poochie-poochie.
313
00:24:38,105 --> 00:24:40,467
Shave poochie-poochie.
314
00:24:47,947 --> 00:24:49,849
- Everything.
- OK.
315
00:24:49,949 --> 00:24:52,109
- All right.
- Don't move.
316
00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:56,145
- I'll be right back.
- I got a wicked itch on my nads.
317
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,990
Don't move!
318
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:08,156
(WHISPERS) Bud,
I got a wicked itch on my nads.
319
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:11,459
(WHISPERS) Faulkner said don't move.
320
00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:18,040
I can't take it any more!
I can't take it any more!
321
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:21,334
Well, I guess this means
we're our own tour guides.
322
00:25:21,434 --> 00:25:25,296
All right. Now, everybody,
do not feed the animals, stay together,
323
00:25:25,396 --> 00:25:27,464
and no flash photography.
324
00:25:27,564 --> 00:25:32,510
Remember, at Bio-Dome we're dependent
on balancing homos within the system.
325
00:25:32,610 --> 00:25:37,522
OK. Now, everybody stay with the group.
Follow me. This way.
326
00:25:38,282 --> 00:25:42,560
- Jerk! You shouldn't have hit me so hard.
- (BUD LAUGHS)
327
00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:45,688
(WHISPERS) No, wait.
Come here, come here.
328
00:25:45,788 --> 00:25:51,067
- Hey! There's no knob here!
- OLIVIA: Oh, God. Here we go.
329
00:25:51,168 --> 00:25:54,279
Olivia, what's with this door?
It's not opening.
330
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:57,658
Of course it won't open.
It won't open again for an entire year.
331
00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,826
Nothing comes in, nothing goes out.
Not even air.
332
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:04,247
It would take a Sherman tank
to open that door.
333
00:26:04,347 --> 00:26:08,708
- Hmm... So what you're saying is...
- You can't get out.
334
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:11,001
- We're stuck here.
- For 12 months.
335
00:26:11,101 --> 00:26:13,462
- That's right.
- 12 months?
336
00:26:13,562 --> 00:26:15,588
- 52 weeks.
- Yes!
337
00:26:15,688 --> 00:26:18,132
Three hundred and eighty-five days?!
338
00:26:18,232 --> 00:26:20,096
Yes. Yes. Yes!
339
00:26:21,486 --> 00:26:25,187
So what you're really trying to say is?
340
00:26:25,864 --> 00:26:28,016
(GROWLS)
341
00:26:28,116 --> 00:26:30,609
Stubby Squirly tribal!
342
00:26:32,078 --> 00:26:33,980
I'm a Sherman tank!
343
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,572
Sherman tank!
344
00:26:41,795 --> 00:26:44,155
♪ Doyle, Doyle, Doyle of the jungle
345
00:26:44,255 --> 00:26:46,748
♪ Friend to you and me
346
00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:48,705
(TARZAN YELL)
347
00:26:50,761 --> 00:26:53,206
♪ Watch out for that tree!
348
00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:59,836
♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom... Where'd you go?
349
00:26:59,936 --> 00:27:02,428
Where did you come from?
350
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:08,385
My mom and the authorities are still
trying to figure that out, but hey.
351
00:27:08,485 --> 00:27:11,721
- D'you know there's a jungle in here?
- Yes, I do.
352
00:27:11,821 --> 00:27:17,435
Well, whoever thought of putting a jungle
in Arizona is a pretty smart guy.
353
00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:20,240
Woah! Barbarella!
354
00:27:31,546 --> 00:27:34,824
- What are you doin', making smoothies?
- No.
355
00:27:34,924 --> 00:27:37,961
Nature is about miracles, Bud.
356
00:27:39,011 --> 00:27:41,289
A goat is a miracle.
357
00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:45,292
A carrot is a miracle.
358
00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:49,468
And you're a miracle too, Petri.
359
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,759
What's up, Doc?
360
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,178
Why are you putting him
in the rice paddy?
361
00:27:58,278 --> 00:28:02,348
Tilapia are an integral part
of our food supply.
362
00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:07,645
- They eat the algae then fertilise the rice.
- So then these... tipatilia,
363
00:28:07,745 --> 00:28:10,230
they're goin' unh-unh on the rice?
364
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:12,232
"Unh-unh"?
365
00:28:12,332 --> 00:28:16,579
- I mean crappin' on the rice.
- Well, in crude layman's terms, yes.
366
00:28:18,629 --> 00:28:20,531
Does Uncle Ben know about this?
367
00:28:20,631 --> 00:28:23,040
So, um... Hey, I know yoga. Look.
368
00:28:26,552 --> 00:28:32,250
Do it like that. And sometimes
I can lick my back, too. Watch.
369
00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:34,334
Petra!
370
00:28:34,434 --> 00:28:36,837
The tide monitor needs attention.
371
00:28:36,937 --> 00:28:39,172
When I really stretch, I can...
372
00:28:39,272 --> 00:28:42,967
- FAULKNER: Thank you.
- Hey, wait! Don't go anywhere.
373
00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:46,511
Maybe I'll show you
some other manoeuvres later.
374
00:28:46,611 --> 00:28:50,013
- Ow! God, my sciatic.
- Squirly, Squirly! You gotta come quick.
375
00:28:50,113 --> 00:28:52,182
You gotta come see this.
376
00:28:52,282 --> 00:28:55,190
- Your sciatic? It's bad?
- Hit it!
377
00:28:56,994 --> 00:28:59,949
Ohh! You should have seen
what she did with a carrot!
378
00:29:01,749 --> 00:29:06,278
Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in
the kitchen, in the trash in the bathroom,
379
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,446
and in the trash in the basement.
380
00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:11,992
- What does that say?
- We're out of beer?
381
00:29:12,092 --> 00:29:14,618
Mom, please tell your love slave
382
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:18,330
that if he's not part of the solution,
he's part of the problem.
383
00:29:18,430 --> 00:29:21,541
The only problem I have
is that I've run out of Depends.
384
00:29:21,641 --> 00:29:24,711
Russell, there is a bathroom
right around the corner.
385
00:29:24,811 --> 00:29:29,888
I cannot go to the bathroom.
I hurt my bladder rollerblading.
386
00:29:35,112 --> 00:29:39,307
Hey, look at that. There's that guy Bob
I chased out of here the other day.
387
00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:41,726
Bud?!
388
00:29:41,826 --> 00:29:45,312
- (PHONE)
- TV: Earth Day to Earth Day.
389
00:29:45,412 --> 00:29:49,149
- That's a long time to be locked away...
- They're on TV! (SCREAMS)
390
00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:52,821
- Can you believe it?!
- ... this is Joachim West reporting.
391
00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:58,032
I told you we were into nurturing
Mother Earth, but you didn't believe us.
392
00:29:58,132 --> 00:30:04,077
Now you guys are thinking locally,
and we're acting globally!
393
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,079
- Just get out of there.
- We can't.
394
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,540
We signed up. We're part of the few.
395
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,377
- Part of the problem!
- It's an important biological experiment.
396
00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:16,631
- You'll ruin everything.
- Maybe you're not aware of it,
397
00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:19,257
but we're a vital part
of the homeosystem.
398
00:30:19,357 --> 00:30:23,386
Don't you think your couch
is having withdrawals?
399
00:30:23,486 --> 00:30:26,889
So what are we supposed to do?
Wait a year for you guys to get out?
400
00:30:26,989 --> 00:30:32,269
Mo-Mo and Porkchop, there comes
a time in life when we must sacrifice
401
00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:36,648
what is most dear to us
for the greater good of saving the world,
402
00:30:36,748 --> 00:30:39,067
and now is that time.
403
00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:43,195
- Is that how you really feel?
- No. This is how I really feel.
404
00:30:43,295 --> 00:30:45,989
Budly! There's people around.
405
00:30:46,089 --> 00:30:47,950
I know. I miss you.
406
00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,867
I'm proud of you.
407
00:30:49,967 --> 00:30:52,376
So I guess this is goodbye.
408
00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:55,047
I guess.
409
00:31:07,608 --> 00:31:10,100
COMPUTER: Attention. Dinner is served.
410
00:31:10,653 --> 00:31:13,774
Well... We gotta go. Bye.
411
00:31:15,156 --> 00:31:17,232
Bye.
412
00:31:25,831 --> 00:31:28,027
Day one in the books.
413
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,989
Cheers, mate.
414
00:31:43,138 --> 00:31:47,219
- What's with this Kibble?
- Are you guys trying to poison us?
415
00:31:47,725 --> 00:31:51,379
- You don't like soy casserole?
- It tastes like it came out of Romulus.
416
00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:53,256
Maybe it did.
417
00:31:53,356 --> 00:31:57,509
Soy is our principal source of protein.
You'll learn to love it.
418
00:31:57,609 --> 00:32:03,264
Could you at least make it taste
like chicken? A bouillon base, paprika...
419
00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:08,060
Spice it up a little? Otherwise
I'm gonna shrivel up like a supermodel.
420
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,396
- I am so fat!
- No, you're not.
421
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,149
- Nobody likes me.
- You're beautiful.
422
00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:18,153
- People didn't like me in high school.
- Everybody loves you.
423
00:32:18,253 --> 00:32:21,989
Oh, thank you! You're so sweet, Naomi.
424
00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:25,044
Avez-vous une cigarette?
425
00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:34,213
Squirly, are you asleep, man?
426
00:32:36,642 --> 00:32:38,719
Squirl!
427
00:32:41,147 --> 00:32:43,215
Are you sleepin'?
428
00:32:43,315 --> 00:32:46,676
- What'd you have to hit me for?
- I can't sleep.
429
00:32:46,776 --> 00:32:48,303
Oh...
430
00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:52,097
Hey, just think back
to those sleepovers we used to have.
431
00:32:52,197 --> 00:32:55,267
If you think back,
then maybe you'll be able to sleep.
432
00:32:55,367 --> 00:32:57,444
- OK.
- OK.
433
00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:03,570
(BUD HOWLS) What's up, buddy?
Cos I'm the weasel.
434
00:33:04,626 --> 00:33:06,569
OK, my turn.
435
00:33:06,669 --> 00:33:08,745
(FARTS)
436
00:33:14,009 --> 00:33:16,084
(SNIFFS)
437
00:33:19,222 --> 00:33:22,166
Peanut butter and jelly with bacon.
That's easy.
438
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:27,420
Good call, man! Keep on cruisin'.
Keep on goin'.
439
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,883
Keep on goin' down the line.
440
00:33:32,733 --> 00:33:36,470
Mixed green salad with 1000...
blue cheese dressing.
441
00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:41,474
Rad, dude! That was fully major.
Your beaker always knows, buddy.
442
00:33:41,574 --> 00:33:46,563
Keep on cruisin'. Come on, buddy.
It's OK. Keep on cruisin'.
443
00:33:46,663 --> 00:33:48,822
Wait. It's over here now.
444
00:33:58,171 --> 00:34:02,585
Yo, Mone. Check it out. Your friends
Bob and Darryl are gettin' tail.
445
00:34:07,638 --> 00:34:10,427
- Assholes!
- If I were you, Mone,
446
00:34:10,683 --> 00:34:14,085
I'd go out and hump for the next year.
447
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,546
If I were you, Russ,
448
00:34:16,646 --> 00:34:20,049
I'd have my mouth full of shotgun
with my toe on the trigger.
449
00:34:20,149 --> 00:34:24,183
It's frightening how much you want me.
450
00:34:27,614 --> 00:34:30,320
Stubby! "Thriving on Chaos"!
451
00:34:32,034 --> 00:34:35,986
Those'll sell better
than Iron Maiden merch.
452
00:34:37,330 --> 00:34:40,817
Let's hope so. I just want
you gentlemen to remember
453
00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:44,945
how important you are
to this whole experiment.
454
00:34:45,045 --> 00:34:50,659
Feel free to contribute. You are
an integral part of the Bio-Dome system.
455
00:34:50,759 --> 00:34:53,036
Um... Since you put it that way,
456
00:34:53,136 --> 00:34:56,664
we were thinking of you producing
maybe environmental condoms,
457
00:34:56,764 --> 00:35:01,668
so when you... rip the packet,
it's automatic sap lubrication.
458
00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:07,256
No chalk on the bark. And then
when you're pollinating your flower...
459
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:11,009
Slide, slide, slipperty-slide.
Just smooth.
460
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,596
- Right in.
- And the Bud and Doyle action figures.
461
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:19,109
- Action figures.
- Anatomically correct, of course.
462
00:35:25,955 --> 00:35:30,068
And last but not least,
1-900-SQUIRLY-STUB.
463
00:35:30,168 --> 00:35:31,782
Watch this.
464
00:35:36,465 --> 00:35:39,868
- HUSKY: Hi, I'm Doyle.
- And I'm Bud.
465
00:35:39,968 --> 00:35:43,121
And when we're not out
saving the environment,
466
00:35:43,221 --> 00:35:48,334
we're thinking of you, naked,
thigh-deep in tofu.
467
00:35:52,562 --> 00:35:54,924
You likey, Leaky?
468
00:35:56,358 --> 00:36:01,768
BUD: Our home is the Garden of Eden!
469
00:36:02,071 --> 00:36:05,807
More like the Garden of Boredom,
and I'm chairman of the bored.
470
00:36:05,907 --> 00:36:08,560
Come on, Stub. We can have our own fun.
471
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:11,863
Remember the time the Magnavox
went out? What did we do?
472
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:20,404
Fly, Mary Poppins!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
473
00:36:20,504 --> 00:36:22,780
Can we do it again, Squirly?
474
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,199
- Those were the days.
- Cheer up, buckaroo.
475
00:36:26,299 --> 00:36:30,035
Just cos we're stuck in a bubble
doesn't mean we can't cause any trouble.
476
00:36:30,135 --> 00:36:32,496
We're the everlasting force
477
00:36:32,596 --> 00:36:36,667
of Squirly!
478
00:36:36,767 --> 00:36:38,345
Stubby!
479
00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:45,264
You ready? Hut one, hut two,
hut, hut, hike!
480
00:36:48,944 --> 00:36:50,471
- Let me through!
- No!
481
00:36:50,571 --> 00:36:53,145
- Come on, let me through.
- No!
482
00:36:57,827 --> 00:37:00,772
- Neon Deion!
- No fair!
483
00:37:00,872 --> 00:37:03,231
- No fair! Personal foul!
- You want some of me?
484
00:37:03,331 --> 00:37:07,527
I told you
you shouldn't have had some of me.
485
00:37:07,627 --> 00:37:09,906
Squirly!
486
00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:13,039
Fish on the play!
487
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:17,036
My proposal
is that we plant these seeds.
488
00:37:17,136 --> 00:37:20,830
And I know you're thinkin'
"Illegal! Illegal!"
489
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:26,252
But the value of purple sticky punge
goes way beyond just tokin' it.
490
00:37:26,352 --> 00:37:33,803
- Ain't that right, Professor Johnson?
- That's correct, Professor MacIntosh.
491
00:37:34,859 --> 00:37:40,055
"Purple sticky punge, or hemp,
is an excellent source of paper."
492
00:37:40,155 --> 00:37:42,182
"It makes a fine rope."
493
00:37:42,282 --> 00:37:45,976
"It can even make
a contaminant-free fuel."
494
00:37:46,076 --> 00:37:53,566
"But the greatest value to us Bio-Domers
is its rapid rate of photosyninthesis,
495
00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:57,653
which means more oxygen for everyone."
496
00:37:59,838 --> 00:38:02,283
BOTH: On three... Three!
497
00:38:16,144 --> 00:38:18,221
Cannonball!
498
00:38:23,984 --> 00:38:26,137
- There you go, Mr Bloom.
- Thanks, girls.
499
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:29,306
Tell Bud and Doyle
I'm writin' a song about them, OK?
500
00:38:29,406 --> 00:38:31,599
Cool!
501
00:38:31,699 --> 00:38:33,480
- Mone!
- JEN: Oh, God.
502
00:38:34,536 --> 00:38:37,814
Check it out. This is the event
you've been waiting for.
503
00:38:37,914 --> 00:38:43,318
The Annual at Arizona Tech, a three-day
blowout to benefit the rain forest.
504
00:38:43,418 --> 00:38:48,697
There's gonna be, like, seminars
and lectures, and kegs and dudes galore.
505
00:38:48,798 --> 00:38:51,576
- Monique, we cannot go to this.
- Why not, pray tell?
506
00:38:51,676 --> 00:38:55,661
- Do the names Bud and Doyle ring a bell?
- A year's a long time to wait.
507
00:38:55,762 --> 00:38:58,873
- Do you know how old we'll be in a year?
- Old.
508
00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:01,917
- Real old.
- As in not spring chickens, over the hill...
509
00:39:02,017 --> 00:39:03,419
OK, OK, OK!
510
00:39:03,519 --> 00:39:07,172
Plus, did you see the pictures
of the chicks they're in there with?
511
00:39:07,272 --> 00:39:11,258
- They're hot.
- So? I trust Doyle.
512
00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:14,136
Listen, I love Bud
just as much as you love Doyle.
513
00:39:14,236 --> 00:39:18,734
But we gotta start thinking
about ourselves. They are.
514
00:39:19,616 --> 00:39:21,360
Oh... OK.
515
00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:29,905
- Now, pay attention, Soave Bolla.
- You're king, I'm peasant.
516
00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:37,866
Good afternoon, Petri dish.
517
00:39:38,716 --> 00:39:41,243
May-may.
518
00:39:41,343 --> 00:39:45,288
Perhaps you'd like to join us
for a little apéritif on the ridge.
519
00:39:45,388 --> 00:39:49,667
Allow me to present...
Chateau Squirly Stub.
520
00:39:49,767 --> 00:39:53,462
It's a bit plucky, a bit fruity perhaps,
521
00:39:53,562 --> 00:39:57,049
but it'll satisfy your palate,
especially with a big piece of pork.
522
00:39:57,149 --> 00:39:59,759
So that's what happened
to our fruit harvest?
523
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,138
You're incorrigible.
524
00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:05,973
- I think they're into us.
- In a huge way.
525
00:40:06,073 --> 00:40:08,150
Mini tribal.
526
00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:12,945
- Marco!
- Cholo!
527
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:16,864
- Marco!
- Cholo!
528
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:20,781
Look. Biodegradable pineapple.
529
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:25,739
Olivia, Romuli. Why don't you guys
join us for a little soak?
530
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:29,660
That's not for bathing.
This is the artificial rain generator.
531
00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:35,540
- (FARTS)
- Whoo! It just got a little warmer.
532
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:40,211
- There's nothing artificial about that.
- A little acid rain.
533
00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:45,549
They dominate a number of pivotal
processes occurring in the soil,
534
00:40:45,649 --> 00:40:48,051
and that's what makes this so exciting.
535
00:40:48,151 --> 00:40:52,012
Ladies and gentlemen,
here are Bud and Doyle.
536
00:40:52,112 --> 00:40:55,850
Doyle! What's the hot gossip
on the inside?
537
00:40:57,909 --> 00:41:00,645
I can't make any comment at this time,
538
00:41:00,745 --> 00:41:05,399
but all I know is, if I see one more
massive orgy, I'm movin' to Tibet.
539
00:41:05,499 --> 00:41:09,154
And Faulkner? Quit hogging the KY!
540
00:41:09,503 --> 00:41:11,321
Thirty-one,
541
00:41:11,421 --> 00:41:13,995
forty-two, sixty-nine,
542
00:41:15,049 --> 00:41:17,126
seventy-four...
543
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:24,209
A hundred... a thousand!
544
00:41:25,058 --> 00:41:26,886
Here I come!
545
00:41:30,603 --> 00:41:32,922
Rombo! You gotta hide me.
546
00:41:33,022 --> 00:41:36,134
Not in here! You'll upset my bugs.
547
00:41:36,234 --> 00:41:37,433
Look out! It's...
548
00:41:39,403 --> 00:41:41,472
May I help you?
549
00:41:41,572 --> 00:41:44,349
- What are these guys?
- Well...
550
00:41:44,449 --> 00:41:47,605
They're two of the rarest
lepidoptera in the world.
551
00:41:48,035 --> 00:41:51,157
Leppard?
Didn't their drummer lose an arm?
552
00:41:52,874 --> 00:41:56,234
No. They're butterflies
from the Brazilian rain forest.
553
00:41:56,334 --> 00:41:58,904
So are you tryin'
to get 'em to start porking?
554
00:41:59,004 --> 00:42:03,866
Actually, yes. In nature, the chances
of these two finding each other,
555
00:42:03,966 --> 00:42:06,452
or "porking",
556
00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:08,996
are very remote.
557
00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:12,086
We hope to breed thousands here.
558
00:42:12,557 --> 00:42:13,709
Easy, Rombo.
559
00:42:14,392 --> 00:42:16,967
- Got ya!
- You gotta take me first!
560
00:42:32,408 --> 00:42:36,645
BOTH: Mothra! Come back, Mothra!
Please come back, Mothra!
561
00:42:36,745 --> 00:42:39,617
Lepidoptera!
562
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,608
- Monique, should we be doing this?
- Yes!
563
00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:47,620
Jen, we are not doing anything wrong.
Besides, it's to save the rain forest.
564
00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:54,993
- Denise.
- Roach.
565
00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:57,170
One word: Raid.
566
00:43:02,475 --> 00:43:03,501
Hey, man.
567
00:43:03,601 --> 00:43:08,714
She thinks she's cool cos she hangs out
with Bud and Doyle's girlfriends.
568
00:43:08,814 --> 00:43:12,342
- She digs me, though.
- Are those Bud and Doyle's girlfriends?
569
00:43:12,442 --> 00:43:14,554
- Yeah.
- Put that back.
570
00:43:16,946 --> 00:43:19,682
Excuse me. Are you guys
done with those beers?
571
00:43:19,782 --> 00:43:23,643
Thanks, but we're having
too much fun sober.
572
00:43:23,743 --> 00:43:27,897
We were just going around
trying to collect empties and recycle 'em.
573
00:43:27,997 --> 00:43:30,524
- Oh! Well, here, take this.
- Take mine.
574
00:43:30,624 --> 00:43:35,362
- There's a lot of waste at these parties.
- That's awfully noble of you.
575
00:43:35,462 --> 00:43:37,823
It's just what we're compelled to do.
576
00:43:37,923 --> 00:43:42,910
We're having a fête to save the rain forest.
If you guys'd like to show your support...
577
00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:46,622
- It's not gonna be like this, is it?
- Not at all.
578
00:43:46,722 --> 00:43:49,666
- It's gonna be decent.
- It's at the quad.
579
00:43:49,766 --> 00:43:53,883
OK, we'll be there.
We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks.
580
00:43:56,355 --> 00:43:59,300
Noah, it's been a nonstop moronathon,
581
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:04,219
and I did not dedicate my life to science
to baby-sit a couple of baboons.
582
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:09,308
They eat like savages. At the rate
they're going, we'll run out of foodstuffs.
583
00:44:09,408 --> 00:44:13,061
They're going to ruin everything.
584
00:44:13,161 --> 00:44:16,189
- (GOAT BLEATS)
- Sliced it!
585
00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:19,107
Damn it, Billy.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.
586
00:44:19,207 --> 00:44:24,613
How am I supposed to hit a double birdie
with my bogey billy with a shower iron?!
587
00:44:24,713 --> 00:44:28,491
You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends!
588
00:44:28,591 --> 00:44:32,412
- Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
- Come on, Billy.
589
00:44:35,889 --> 00:44:37,965
Anatomically correct.
590
00:44:47,441 --> 00:44:50,135
Are you sure this flypaper's gonna work?
591
00:44:50,235 --> 00:44:55,056
Positive. It's really sticky. My dad
used it to line my playpen all the time.
592
00:44:55,156 --> 00:44:58,726
So you must have been stuck
in this position a lot.
593
00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:04,901
Help, Daddy! Please, get me down!
I wet my Huggies! Nobody loves me!
594
00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:07,942
OK! I'll shut up!
595
00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:11,654
CD-ROM! You gotta come with us quick.
We got a big surprise for ya.
596
00:45:11,754 --> 00:45:15,199
You've been diagnosed with Ebola,
and you're about to bleed out?
597
00:45:15,299 --> 00:45:19,827
No... Doyle's got a boner
and he wants to put it in your ear.
598
00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:23,622
No, there's a really big surprise.
We want you to come with us, please.
599
00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:27,250
If it's about Faulkner's third nipple,
don't bother. I know that.
600
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:30,753
- Faulkner's got three nipples?
- Yeah.
601
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:34,341
- Cool. Come on.
- Come on, let's go. Hurry.
602
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:38,760
Rommy, we felt pretty awful
when we let all your bugs out.
603
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:43,514
We promised we wouldn't get a wink
of sleep until we brought back every bug.
604
00:45:43,614 --> 00:45:45,857
You mean you found my bugs?
605
00:45:46,909 --> 00:45:48,060
Look!
606
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,730
- Giant flypaper!
- I think we got all the little 'squitos,
607
00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:54,482
but there's still
a couple flapping right there.
608
00:45:54,582 --> 00:45:56,658
(ROMULUS SCREAMS)
609
00:45:59,378 --> 00:46:03,958
No! The horror! The pain!
610
00:46:08,177 --> 00:46:10,872
- (FAULKNER HUMMING)
- BUD: Come on!
611
00:46:10,972 --> 00:46:13,463
BUD AND DOYLE: We're sorry!
612
00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:18,462
What I wouldn't do
for just a Big Mac right now.
613
00:46:18,562 --> 00:46:21,088
Dude! Don't even say that word. (HUMS)
614
00:46:21,188 --> 00:46:27,303
Two all-beef patties, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, boy!
615
00:46:27,403 --> 00:46:29,562
On a sesame-seed bun.
616
00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:34,149
Bladder buster, no ice...
617
00:46:35,910 --> 00:46:39,943
- Breakfast burrito.
- I can't take it any more!
618
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:46,860
I gotta get outta here.
619
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,406
We should just relax a little before
Chaulkner chills out, don't you think?
620
00:46:51,506 --> 00:46:54,116
What's he gonna do? Expel us?
621
00:46:55,176 --> 00:46:58,746
You're right, Stub. You're right.
We own this place.
622
00:46:58,846 --> 00:47:01,966
- The whole world!
- The whole world.
623
00:47:03,892 --> 00:47:06,384
Hey. OK, turn into a table.
624
00:47:09,188 --> 00:47:13,472
Uppity-up. OK, you're pretty steady
on all fours. Get me up.
625
00:47:18,196 --> 00:47:19,893
Right down here.
626
00:47:20,948 --> 00:47:23,643
- Are you sure?
- Look, I can tell it.
627
00:47:23,743 --> 00:47:27,990
My beak has got a hunch,
like a Doberman pinscher.
628
00:47:39,757 --> 00:47:41,832
OK, the coast is clear.
629
00:47:44,886 --> 00:47:47,379
Stop... OK. Come down.
630
00:47:52,392 --> 00:47:54,468
(SNIFFS)
631
00:47:58,939 --> 00:48:01,883
- This is it. Open it up.
- Are you sure?
632
00:48:01,983 --> 00:48:04,346
- Bring it down.
- All right.
633
00:48:06,278 --> 00:48:08,639
Come on. Be careful.
634
00:48:08,739 --> 00:48:12,268
This is the one. I know
there's food in there. I can feel it.
635
00:48:12,368 --> 00:48:14,728
I can feel the aroma.
636
00:48:14,828 --> 00:48:17,438
- Ohh!
- Hey, Squirl?
637
00:48:17,539 --> 00:48:20,859
If we blow up,
it's been nice knowin' you, OK?
638
00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:23,237
OK. Open it.
639
00:48:25,254 --> 00:48:26,905
(BOTH YELL)
640
00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,501
Right?
641
00:48:29,967 --> 00:48:34,037
Didn't I tell you? Huh?
Who's the master? Who's the king?
642
00:48:34,137 --> 00:48:36,706
- Squirly!
- Who's the shrewdest?
643
00:48:36,806 --> 00:48:39,082
Let's eat!
644
00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:43,632
(♪ "STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU"
BY STEALERS WHEEL)
645
00:48:50,776 --> 00:48:55,805
♪ We have Chippies, we have Chippies,
we got lots of stuff to eat
646
00:48:55,905 --> 00:48:59,228
- Is that laughing gas?
- No way.
647
00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:13,530
Turn it on.
648
00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:21,331
Let me try it, let me try it. Let go.
649
00:49:22,470 --> 00:49:27,880
Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet.
"Oh, I'm slutty! Oh, I'm slutty!"
650
00:49:35,689 --> 00:49:38,050
I don't feel anything. You?
651
00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:40,511
Me neither. You?
652
00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:43,054
Nothin'.
653
00:49:55,165 --> 00:49:59,360
♪ It's raining, it's pouring,
the old man is snoring
654
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:04,622
I gotta have Spam.
I feel like a duck-billed platypus.
655
00:50:09,761 --> 00:50:11,837
Goin' halves?
656
00:50:13,890 --> 00:50:16,761
Perfect... Squirly!
657
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,180
Anything?
658
00:50:23,898 --> 00:50:26,805
I didn't feel anything. Nothing!
659
00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:45,489
Nitrous oxide? Are you crazy?
660
00:50:48,585 --> 00:50:50,366
What the hell is going on here?!
661
00:50:55,842 --> 00:50:59,495
- The desert? But we'll starve.
- Not necessarily.
662
00:50:59,595 --> 00:51:04,082
It is life on a taut tensile line, but
the desert is an integral part of nature.
663
00:51:04,182 --> 00:51:07,919
Unbelievable. So this is how
it's gonna be? Vamos. Get outta here.
664
00:51:08,019 --> 00:51:10,839
You guys go your thing,
and we go, go, go our thing?
665
00:51:10,939 --> 00:51:16,469
Yes. The idea being that
while we are here, you are there.
666
00:51:16,569 --> 00:51:19,764
Like we even want to hang with you guys
anyways any more, OK?
667
00:51:19,864 --> 00:51:22,849
We're gonna go start our own Bio-Dome.
668
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:27,771
One with a dome within a dome.
So don't come knockin' on our door!
669
00:51:27,871 --> 00:51:30,814
D'you understand?
All we need are two helpers.
670
00:51:30,914 --> 00:51:37,737
So, girls, come with us, cos as you know,
girls are an integral part of nature too.
671
00:51:37,837 --> 00:51:40,116
BUD: Come on.
672
00:51:47,011 --> 00:51:49,872
- We still got each other, Squirl.
- (BURPS)
673
00:51:49,972 --> 00:51:54,753
You won't have to eat any more
of that food. Don't worry.
674
00:52:00,647 --> 00:52:04,760
- BUD: Petri... Romu...
- Girls, don't do this.
675
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:08,515
BUD: Girls? I can't see you.
676
00:52:16,329 --> 00:52:19,856
- I'm so hungry.
- We gotta get outta here.
677
00:52:19,956 --> 00:52:22,033
We gotta get outta here.
678
00:52:25,211 --> 00:52:28,332
Bud? I don't wanna have to eat you.
679
00:52:31,008 --> 00:52:33,796
I don't want you to eat me either.
680
00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:45,170
Squirl, the Grim Reaper
is breathing down our necks.
681
00:52:45,270 --> 00:52:47,514
It's not lookin' too good.
682
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:52,969
There's something I have to
get off my chest before we die.
683
00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:58,682
Remember that really cute little teeny tiny
turtle you had when we were growin' up
684
00:52:58,782 --> 00:53:03,561
that disappeared and they put
your kitty-cat to sleep for eating him?
685
00:53:03,661 --> 00:53:07,772
What really happened was
that I stepped on him
686
00:53:07,872 --> 00:53:11,568
then flushed him down the toilet
and let the cat take the rap.
687
00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:16,030
- Frisky?
- He went down like a champ, Squirl.
688
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:20,492
Remember your uncle divorced your aunt
for sleeping with that flamingo dancer?
689
00:53:20,592 --> 00:53:23,286
Her children disowned her,
the church shunned her,
690
00:53:23,386 --> 00:53:26,122
she started a drinking binge?
691
00:53:26,222 --> 00:53:30,671
That flamingo dancer's outfit
he found was mine.
692
00:53:31,727 --> 00:53:36,006
My mom was trying to make me
take lessons to impress the neighbours.
693
00:53:36,106 --> 00:53:41,093
So I took the outfit, I hid it in
Aunt Flo's bedroom, I said I got mugged.
694
00:53:41,193 --> 00:53:43,721
Aunt Flo's insane now.
695
00:53:44,405 --> 00:53:47,307
Yeah, but she has her independence.
696
00:53:47,407 --> 00:53:52,646
Remember the great fire of 1979
that supposedly started in your garage
697
00:53:52,746 --> 00:53:57,483
when that chipmunk ingested fertiliser
then fell onto a can of kerosene,
698
00:53:57,583 --> 00:54:02,654
instantly turning him into a fluffy
little Molotov cocktail that set ablaze,
699
00:54:02,754 --> 00:54:07,200
levelling the whole neighbourhood
west of Newton's hardware store?
700
00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:09,579
You started that fire?
701
00:54:13,555 --> 00:54:16,462
No. But that was pretty cool, huh?
702
00:54:22,479 --> 00:54:25,054
- Noah?
- Can we talk to you?
703
00:54:26,774 --> 00:54:28,050
Yes.
704
00:54:28,150 --> 00:54:32,137
We're concerned about Bud and Doyle.
We think they've been there long enough.
705
00:54:32,237 --> 00:54:35,890
- Do you?
- Yes. We can't just leave them there.
706
00:54:35,990 --> 00:54:38,434
- They can't survive.
- It would be murder.
707
00:54:38,534 --> 00:54:40,937
No... It's progress.
708
00:54:41,037 --> 00:54:43,438
We're culling the herd.
709
00:54:43,538 --> 00:54:48,610
They are a symbol of everything
that is wrong with this world.
710
00:54:48,710 --> 00:54:52,495
They don't care. They don't matter.
711
00:54:56,717 --> 00:54:59,375
Doyle? There's a tasty dactyl.
712
00:55:05,558 --> 00:55:07,293
Got him, Squirl.
713
00:55:07,393 --> 00:55:09,837
I wanna eat you.
714
00:55:10,229 --> 00:55:13,173
I wanna eat it with the frog leg.
715
00:55:13,273 --> 00:55:15,591
Squirl, wait! Wait!
716
00:55:15,691 --> 00:55:17,887
A key!
717
00:55:24,324 --> 00:55:26,437
BOTH: No way.
718
00:55:28,286 --> 00:55:30,188
BOTH: Parking tickets?!
719
00:55:30,288 --> 00:55:32,364
No!
720
00:55:33,123 --> 00:55:35,650
- What am I gonna do?!
- After all we've done...
721
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:39,820
- Oh, my... A boot!
- I can't believe it!
722
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,992
I can't believe they would put a boot
on a Bio-Dome scientist's car!
723
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:49,370
It's not like we didn't try
and help the ecological system.
724
00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:52,373
Aw, don't cry, Doyle. It's OK.
725
00:55:52,473 --> 00:55:56,377
Come on. We'll get you some food.
A little bladder buster?
726
00:55:57,394 --> 00:55:59,379
Hey, coach! Pizza!
727
00:55:59,479 --> 00:56:01,556
Stop, stop, stop!
728
00:56:03,482 --> 00:56:08,429
Here are the pizzas. The bladder buster's
free cos I couldn't find the damn place.
729
00:56:08,529 --> 00:56:10,440
Russell?!
730
00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:15,477
- Bob!
- How'd you get a job?
731
00:56:16,161 --> 00:56:20,522
- Fucking President Clinton.
- You had sex with President Clinton?
732
00:56:20,622 --> 00:56:24,860
That's really cool.
So, how's my juicy treat?
733
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,906
She and that other bimbo,
they picked up two guys at Arizona Tech.
734
00:56:30,006 --> 00:56:33,201
They're having a party
to save the environment.
735
00:56:33,301 --> 00:56:37,871
- You owe me $57.50, plus a tip.
- What does "in the flesh" mean?
736
00:56:37,971 --> 00:56:42,000
I don't know, but I think
it has something to do with tassels.
737
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:44,460
- You gotta take us to this party!
- Right now!
738
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:49,172
I got pies to deliver.
Get off the goddamn car!
739
00:56:49,272 --> 00:56:51,349
Russell!
740
00:56:52,733 --> 00:56:58,806
Can you believe this? The whole
ATU campus is probably being overrun
741
00:56:58,906 --> 00:57:01,766
by some touchy-feely
save-the-environment mania,
742
00:57:01,866 --> 00:57:04,686
- and guess who's right in the middle of it?
- Our chicks.
743
00:57:04,786 --> 00:57:08,563
They're probably swapping Mark Spitz
with those grape smugglers!
744
00:57:08,663 --> 00:57:13,986
No preppy blowhard steals my chick
without a fight. First Frisky, now this.
745
00:57:14,086 --> 00:57:19,615
- All I know is, someone's goin' down!
- Hey, hey! Put the gun away, Stub.
746
00:57:19,715 --> 00:57:24,703
Put the gun away. Evil's not a good thing
right now. Just relax. Exhale.
747
00:57:24,803 --> 00:57:27,872
All we gotta do, bro,
is out-party the partyers.
748
00:57:27,972 --> 00:57:30,750
Bring the mountain to Mohammed.
749
00:57:30,850 --> 00:57:34,420
Throw a bigger, badder bash
than any college would ever allow,
750
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,598
show the girls that we care
about the environment too.
751
00:57:40,025 --> 00:57:42,137
- Do we?
- No.
752
00:57:44,529 --> 00:57:47,650
Where are we gonna throw this party?
753
00:57:51,118 --> 00:57:53,610
Viva Las Bio-Dome!
754
00:57:54,121 --> 00:57:56,197
(GABBLES IN SPANISH)
755
00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:00,784
(PHONE)
756
00:58:04,296 --> 00:58:08,407
- Cornucopy-A, Roach here.
- Roach! It's me, Bud.
757
00:58:08,507 --> 00:58:12,161
Thanks for blowin' me off
on my birthday, nature boy.
758
00:58:12,261 --> 00:58:16,623
I guess now you're Mr Scientist you don't
have time for your bourgeois friends.
759
00:58:16,723 --> 00:58:21,793
Don't bourgeois-shwourgeois me, OK?
We've been stuck in a bubble.
760
00:58:21,893 --> 00:58:27,549
You gotta do me a favour. Remember last
year when we had that freaked-out festival
761
00:58:27,649 --> 00:58:32,762
and I made you my little buddy and you
went and passed out... Give me the drink!
762
00:58:32,862 --> 00:58:35,932
...and I made you pass out fliers?
763
00:58:36,032 --> 00:58:39,142
I need you to do the same thing,
but this time... Whoo!
764
00:58:39,242 --> 00:58:41,153
OK.
765
00:58:52,921 --> 00:58:55,413
WOMAN: OK, everybody turn!
766
00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:03,372
Can someone explain how drinking beer
and playing Hacky Sack
767
00:59:03,472 --> 00:59:08,043
- can help improve the environment?
- It's all about raising consciousness.
768
00:59:08,143 --> 00:59:11,087
You just can't stand up
and preach about it.
769
00:59:11,187 --> 00:59:14,257
Let me, uh,
open up your chakras, Monique.
770
00:59:14,357 --> 00:59:17,842
- No, thanks, Siddhartha.
- ♪ The fifth need is to save some trees
771
00:59:17,942 --> 00:59:20,178
♪ We just wanna save some trees
772
00:59:20,278 --> 00:59:24,228
♪ Don't say we didn't save
some friggin' trees
773
00:59:26,074 --> 00:59:29,060
Party at Bio-Dome? All right, let's go!
774
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:32,272
Bud and Doyle are having
a party at the Bio-Dome?
775
00:59:32,372 --> 00:59:34,856
- That's crazy. What are they thinking?
- How?
776
00:59:34,956 --> 00:59:38,443
- Wait a minute. What about our party?
- I'm going to Bio-Dome.
777
00:59:38,543 --> 00:59:40,620
Thanks for the back rub.
778
00:59:42,463 --> 00:59:45,408
JEN: Maybe they're having
a lecture in the parking lot.
779
00:59:45,508 --> 00:59:48,744
Wouldn't it be cool
if they had those huge TV setups
780
00:59:48,844 --> 00:59:51,965
- so we could see what's going on inside?
- Mm-hm.
781
00:59:53,765 --> 00:59:57,377
- MIMI: Moths?
- Noctuidae principalis.
782
00:59:57,477 --> 01:00:01,714
- We don't have them here.
- Something is happening.
783
01:00:01,814 --> 01:00:03,890
(♪ "HE'S A WHORE")
784
01:00:05,484 --> 01:00:09,304
COMPUTER: All hell is breaking loose.
785
01:00:12,031 --> 01:00:14,182
♪ And her money's green
786
01:00:14,282 --> 01:00:17,352
♪ She's a tease like a social disease
787
01:00:17,452 --> 01:00:20,314
♪ But she's still so close to my reach
788
01:00:20,414 --> 01:00:23,616
♪ If I call, if I call at all
789
01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:26,946
♪ Any time at all
790
01:00:27,169 --> 01:00:29,246
♪ Any time at all
791
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:31,291
♪ Any time at all
792
01:00:31,506 --> 01:00:33,033
♪ Any time at all
793
01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:35,246
BOY: Jackknife!
794
01:00:38,303 --> 01:00:40,038
Are you guys in a band?
795
01:00:40,138 --> 01:00:42,132
We're the Bio-Dome Five.
796
01:00:43,099 --> 01:00:45,175
Which one's Tito?
797
01:00:58,487 --> 01:01:00,765
- ♪ He's a whore
- ♪ Do anything for money
798
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:02,099
♪ He's a whore...
799
01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:04,935
There is no law now.
800
01:01:05,035 --> 01:01:09,200
- ♪ He's a whore
- ♪ And the stories I could tell...
801
01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:13,900
Look out!
802
01:01:16,086 --> 01:01:19,289
- Oh, my God!
- They're going inside?
803
01:01:20,381 --> 01:01:22,325
- ♪ I'm a whore
- ♪ Do anything for money
804
01:01:22,425 --> 01:01:25,495
- ♪ I'm a whore
- ♪ So the story goes
805
01:01:25,595 --> 01:01:28,372
Monique. Jen. (BLOWS KISSES)
806
01:01:28,472 --> 01:01:31,082
- Buena notte.
- Where are they?
807
01:01:31,558 --> 01:01:33,753
- Bud and Doyle?
- No.
808
01:01:36,562 --> 01:01:39,802
- Here you are. Half-price.
- BOTH: Yeah, right!
809
01:01:41,359 --> 01:01:43,968
Fine! Be that way, snivellers!
810
01:01:49,115 --> 01:01:52,101
Oh my...
811
01:01:52,201 --> 01:01:55,145
This can't be.
812
01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:57,321
En garde!
813
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,319
- What are you doing?!
- We're partying.
814
01:02:04,419 --> 01:02:06,738
You're thrashing this place,
you phonies!
815
01:02:06,838 --> 01:02:10,199
(MIMICS) You're thrashing the place,
you phonies! So?
816
01:02:10,299 --> 01:02:16,290
- Don't you care about the environment?
- No. We just wanna get laid.
817
01:02:17,347 --> 01:02:22,877
Hell, I'd strangle a dolphin
to get into her pants. (LAUGHS)
818
01:02:22,977 --> 01:02:26,264
(CHANTING) Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!
819
01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:31,183
BUD: Hey, everybody!
Welcome to the party!
820
01:02:32,110 --> 01:02:36,310
- I could get used to this, Squirly.
- It was just a matter of time.
821
01:02:42,953 --> 01:02:46,356
Monique, Jen! Welcome to paradise!
822
01:02:46,456 --> 01:02:50,318
Ladies! So good of you to come. Join us!
823
01:02:50,418 --> 01:02:57,999
My queen, this is your kingdom.
And now we're all acting globally!
824
01:02:59,926 --> 01:03:03,332
Bud! Bud, stop this.
825
01:03:03,971 --> 01:03:05,623
- Stop what?
- This!
826
01:03:05,723 --> 01:03:09,043
Doyle, this place is being destroyed!
827
01:03:09,143 --> 01:03:12,086
We thought you guys wanted
a big environmental party.
828
01:03:12,185 --> 01:03:16,220
You assholes!
Don't you care about anything?
829
01:03:17,024 --> 01:03:20,145
Bud, you're killing the Bio-Dome.
830
01:03:21,694 --> 01:03:24,648
(♪ "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE")
831
01:03:43,505 --> 01:03:45,581
(FLIES BUZZING)
832
01:03:55,891 --> 01:03:57,967
(BUD GROANS)
833
01:04:00,354 --> 01:04:02,014
Ow. Ow.
834
01:04:11,863 --> 01:04:13,932
- Monique.
- Jen.
835
01:04:14,032 --> 01:04:16,351
You shouldn't be doing this.
This is our mess.
836
01:04:16,451 --> 01:04:18,729
Yeah, this is our problem.
837
01:04:22,456 --> 01:04:24,692
Don't touch me!
838
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:27,735
Stop! Come on, you guys!
You're making us feel worse.
839
01:04:27,835 --> 01:04:31,029
- Good.
- Do you even realise what you've done?
840
01:04:31,129 --> 01:04:32,656
You're scum.
841
01:04:32,756 --> 01:04:37,086
Do you know how embarrassed I am
that I even know you?
842
01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:40,621
- We're sorry.
- We didn't think.
843
01:04:40,721 --> 01:04:45,253
- That's the problem. You never think.
- About anything.
844
01:04:46,476 --> 01:04:49,253
Wait. Monique, stop.
845
01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:52,965
- Could we call you later?
- Bud, this isn't a joke.
846
01:04:53,065 --> 01:04:55,427
I never wanna see you again.
847
01:04:56,110 --> 01:04:59,762
- Jen?
- I don't know you.
848
01:04:59,862 --> 01:05:03,518
I'm Doyle Johnson. You've seen me naked!
849
01:05:04,450 --> 01:05:09,314
(♪ "DA DA DA I DON'T LOVE YOU
YOU DON'T LOVE ME AHA AHA AHA")
850
01:05:25,302 --> 01:05:28,423
Faulkner's gone. He disappeared.
851
01:05:30,222 --> 01:05:32,917
All we found were these.
852
01:05:33,017 --> 01:05:35,627
They look like they've been chewed
through by a rat.
853
01:05:35,728 --> 01:05:38,588
First rat to desert a sinking ship.
854
01:05:38,688 --> 01:05:42,308
Romulus.
I should have left you in charge.
855
01:05:44,819 --> 01:05:46,847
Well... maybe not.
856
01:05:47,903 --> 01:05:50,890
Mr Leaky, the damage is devastating.
857
01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:56,151
The toxins are way off the scale, and the
pH is acidic enough to digest a battery.
858
01:05:56,703 --> 01:05:59,940
It took years to build this world,
859
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:04,109
and you geniuses
took only one month to destroy it!
860
01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:07,071
God couldn't work at such a fast pace.
861
01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:10,031
I haven't seen devastation
of this magnitude
862
01:06:10,131 --> 01:06:13,335
since the Great Chipmunk Fire of '79.
863
01:06:15,428 --> 01:06:17,921
Go home! It's over.
864
01:06:20,891 --> 01:06:22,967
We made Vasquez Lake.
865
01:06:23,435 --> 01:06:26,093
- We've gotta fix it.
- We gotta.
866
01:06:29,148 --> 01:06:31,801
- Where are you guys headed?
- Out.
867
01:06:31,901 --> 01:06:33,719
Wait. You can't leave.
868
01:06:33,819 --> 01:06:36,054
- We're gonna need your help.
- For what?
869
01:06:36,154 --> 01:06:39,015
- To clean this place up.
- There's no point in staying.
870
01:06:39,115 --> 01:06:42,102
- The ecosystem is dead.
- It's not. It's just thrashed.
871
01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:47,147
The aim was life in a sealed environment
without contact from the outside world.
872
01:06:47,247 --> 01:06:50,525
The entire experiment
has been compromised.
873
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,239
Wait!
874
01:06:56,673 --> 01:06:59,034
Screw the experiment!
875
01:07:00,676 --> 01:07:02,743
No one leaves!
876
01:07:02,843 --> 01:07:08,832
Now, listen. We're taking over this dome.
And you guys are gonna help us fix it.
877
01:07:08,932 --> 01:07:13,169
Do you have any idea how impossible
it would be to make this place habitable?
878
01:07:13,269 --> 01:07:15,843
Impossible's my nom de plum.
879
01:07:16,855 --> 01:07:21,635
You guys have spent your whole lives
trying to make the world a better place.
880
01:07:21,735 --> 01:07:24,679
Well, here's your chance.
Only it's not perfect.
881
01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:27,485
It's like it is out there.
882
01:07:27,949 --> 01:07:31,935
Come on, guys.
We gotta save the Bio-Dome.
883
01:07:35,038 --> 01:07:38,650
I've never quit anything in my whole life
except Chinese calligraphy,
884
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:42,069
my thesis "Tuna And You:
The Early Years", kangaroo anatomy,
885
01:07:42,169 --> 01:07:46,449
toe photography,
booger sculpture, masturbation...
886
01:07:46,549 --> 01:07:51,077
Well, maybe not masturbation. But give
me a break. It's the only thing I'm good at.
887
01:07:51,177 --> 01:07:55,289
You are very good at it, Stub.
Very good.
888
01:07:55,389 --> 01:07:58,925
So come on! Who's a quitter?
889
01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:06,216
In five seconds, I'm gonna swallow
this key, so if you wanna leave,
890
01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:08,594
you'd better do it now.
891
01:08:09,861 --> 01:08:10,887
Count it, Squirl.
892
01:08:10,987 --> 01:08:13,312
One...
893
01:08:14,031 --> 01:08:15,891
two...
894
01:08:15,991 --> 01:08:17,935
I'll do it.
895
01:08:18,035 --> 01:08:19,813
...three...
896
01:08:20,994 --> 01:08:22,771
four...
897
01:08:22,871 --> 01:08:28,067
Wait, wait, wait. I don't wanna get
locked in. Just wait one second, please.
898
01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:30,277
Let me get outta here. Open the door.
899
01:08:30,377 --> 01:08:34,329
Thank you, Bob.
Nice to see you again, Darryl.
900
01:08:43,264 --> 01:08:45,999
Last chance.
901
01:08:46,099 --> 01:08:48,176
Five.
902
01:08:55,274 --> 01:08:57,218
- Dick!
- Oh, my God!
903
01:08:57,318 --> 01:09:01,565
- Oh, my God! You did it!
- We're all gonna die!
904
01:09:04,324 --> 01:09:07,727
WOMAN: Grouse mate for life,
year after year after year.
905
01:09:07,827 --> 01:09:11,067
They travel thousands of miles
to reunite and mate.
906
01:09:12,831 --> 01:09:15,442
- We were watching that.
- I'll put it back.
907
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:18,069
I wanna see if the sniper
killed the clown.
908
01:09:18,169 --> 01:09:23,199
If we slow it down, we can see
the bullets enter and exit Buttercup.
909
01:09:23,299 --> 01:09:24,913
- Eeuw!
- Gross!
910
01:09:25,968 --> 01:09:29,539
- (GUNSHOT)
- Back, and to the left.
911
01:09:29,763 --> 01:09:32,670
- (GUNSHOT)
- Back, and to the left.
912
01:09:34,642 --> 01:09:36,671
A clown...
913
01:09:37,727 --> 01:09:40,754
Elsewhere, the infamous Bio-Dome
is back in the news.
914
01:09:40,854 --> 01:09:44,300
A standoff has developed
between scientists still inside
915
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,093
and project investors.
916
01:09:46,193 --> 01:09:48,887
Our Joachim West is live at the scene.
917
01:09:48,987 --> 01:09:52,932
The scientists are refusing to leave
the world they destroyed.
918
01:09:53,032 --> 01:09:56,311
- GIRL: Bud and Doyle, I love you!
- A standoff?
919
01:09:56,411 --> 01:09:59,605
There's Mr Leaky,
the project's principal investor.
920
01:09:59,705 --> 01:10:02,649
GIRL: I studied chemistry in Sweden!
921
01:10:02,749 --> 01:10:07,195
All I can say right now
is that we're still negotiating.
922
01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:12,782
We're trying to keep them aware of the
dangerously low level of oxygen inside.
923
01:10:12,882 --> 01:10:13,951
That's all for now.
924
01:10:14,301 --> 01:10:17,162
COMPUTER: Homeostasis is 1% of normal.
925
01:10:17,262 --> 01:10:20,248
Animal life will terminate in 14 days.
926
01:10:20,348 --> 01:10:24,376
- 14 days. That's almost two weeks.
- I don't see how it can be done.
927
01:10:24,476 --> 01:10:27,838
Plant life must be revived
in order to produce oxygen for survival.
928
01:10:27,938 --> 01:10:30,928
Bingo! Revive plant life!
929
01:10:32,942 --> 01:10:37,930
Now the plants will get that island tan.
Photosynthesise, planties.
930
01:10:38,030 --> 01:10:42,184
Hopefully it'll also produce what
Doyle and I call "the beer-can effect".
931
01:10:42,284 --> 01:10:47,605
Heat inside stimulates condensation,
like the outside of a cold brew.
932
01:10:47,705 --> 01:10:51,359
That should increase the moisture
inside here and bring on a downpour.
933
01:10:51,459 --> 01:10:54,652
It'll work. All we gotta do
is filter the air.
934
01:10:54,752 --> 01:10:56,904
Light bulb!
935
01:10:57,004 --> 01:11:01,618
♪ Makin' a filter, makin' a filter
936
01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:05,954
♪ Makin' a filter
937
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:11,458
Don't worry, Stub. Olivia said
we could just use wet bedsheets.
938
01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:14,753
- What about all these butts?
- At least you collected 'em.
939
01:11:14,853 --> 01:11:17,922
Do you know how many laws you've broken?
940
01:11:18,022 --> 01:11:20,091
BOTH: How many?
941
01:11:20,191 --> 01:11:24,887
Bud? Doyle?
Where's the key to the back door?
942
01:11:24,987 --> 01:11:28,014
- Doyle's got it.
- Thank God!
943
01:11:28,114 --> 01:11:31,268
- Doyle, give me the key.
- Give the man the key.
944
01:11:31,368 --> 01:11:33,563
- Are you sure?
- Give him the key.
945
01:11:34,203 --> 01:11:36,279
OK.
946
01:11:41,377 --> 01:11:42,955
Push!
947
01:11:44,003 --> 01:11:47,115
He needs a cup of Joe to let it flow!
948
01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:49,867
(STRAINS) Leaky!
949
01:11:49,967 --> 01:11:54,712
- Reach on up in there and get it!
- But make sure you take off your watch!
950
01:11:55,472 --> 01:11:59,000
No, I was the last one out. And Bob,
the last words he said to me were
951
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:03,629
"If I go, man, you take the torch.
You save the planet." And I'm, like, wild.
952
01:12:03,729 --> 01:12:05,381
- Excuse me.
- Monique!
953
01:12:05,481 --> 01:12:09,929
- I see Mom let you off your leash.
- GUARD: Make way.
954
01:12:10,818 --> 01:12:14,387
Bud and Doyle refuse to speak
to anyone but you.
955
01:12:14,487 --> 01:12:18,183
You would be doing the world
and posterity a great favour
956
01:12:18,283 --> 01:12:22,981
if you could convince them both
to give up this foolish quest.
957
01:12:24,913 --> 01:12:27,572
MONIQUE: Hi, guys.
958
01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,485
Um...
959
01:12:30,585 --> 01:12:32,862
So, uh...
960
01:12:32,962 --> 01:12:35,823
So when are you guys gonna come out?
961
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:39,791
Earth Day. You guys still mad at us?
962
01:12:40,635 --> 01:12:44,831
- Is that what this is all about?
- This isn't one of our pranks, Monique.
963
01:12:44,931 --> 01:12:47,958
- We're for real.
- You're really for real?
964
01:12:48,058 --> 01:12:52,757
- We think about you guys all the time.
- We miss you, too.
965
01:12:54,898 --> 01:12:57,508
You've come a long way, Bud.
966
01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:10,773
Thanks. That really helped a lot.
967
01:13:12,455 --> 01:13:16,192
I've used this technique
in many siege situations.
968
01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:19,694
It's pure torture.
This'll definitely drive them out.
969
01:13:19,794 --> 01:13:21,738
You're the expert.
970
01:13:21,838 --> 01:13:25,742
(♪ "THE SAFETY DANCE"
BY MEN WITHOUT HATS)
971
01:13:33,723 --> 01:13:35,499
♪ We can dance if we want to
972
01:13:35,599 --> 01:13:37,876
♪ We can leave your friends behind
973
01:13:37,976 --> 01:13:41,130
♪ Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't dance...
974
01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:44,516
Good boy, Billy. Good boy. (BLEATS)
975
01:13:46,317 --> 01:13:49,308
Romulus! Your popalopedos are porking!
976
01:13:51,197 --> 01:13:53,272
(CHEERING)
977
01:13:56,785 --> 01:14:00,865
- Excellent tree bark, y'all.
- Mm. Tastes just like chicken.
978
01:14:02,122 --> 01:14:04,199
Here you go, friend.
979
01:14:08,378 --> 01:14:11,499
ROACH: 48 per cent of normal! Whoo!
980
01:14:12,131 --> 01:14:15,784
It's really like I have
two sons, Doyle and Bud.
981
01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:20,706
♪ And you can act real rude and totally
removed and I can act like an imbecile...
982
01:14:20,806 --> 01:14:23,708
I have one from L'Institut de Nature
in Strasbourg.
983
01:14:23,808 --> 01:14:26,586
They want Bud and Doyle
to stockpile their sperm bank.
984
01:14:26,686 --> 01:14:31,632
Bladder Buster want the boys to endorse
their new drink, the Colonic Cannon.
985
01:14:31,732 --> 01:14:35,552
You're not gonna believe
who this one's from, Mr Leaky.
986
01:14:35,652 --> 01:14:38,097
"Viva Las Bio-Dome".
987
01:14:40,447 --> 01:14:46,561
Take the right leg, throw it up, push it
to your chest, and then bam, behind there.
988
01:14:46,661 --> 01:14:49,229
...we could grow
a whole new crop of tomatoes.
989
01:14:49,329 --> 01:14:51,074
Trick or treat!
990
01:14:52,374 --> 01:14:54,526
What? You don't have any candy?
991
01:14:54,626 --> 01:14:58,279
(HIGH-PITCHED)
Oh, look at you! Look at you!
992
01:14:58,379 --> 01:15:00,872
And what's your little name?
993
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:03,826
"Purple sticky punge".
994
01:15:03,926 --> 01:15:07,462
You're gonna make someone really happy.
995
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:16,629
Checkin' Santa's list
to see who's been naughty or nice!
996
01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:20,762
(CROWD CHANTING)
Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!
997
01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:30,936
(HELIUM-AFFECTED) Happy New Year!
998
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,727
♪ We can dance, we can dance
999
01:15:33,827 --> 01:15:36,781
♪ Everybody's takin' the chance
1000
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:39,775
♪ With the safety dance...
1001
01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:45,453
(FARTING)
1002
01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:52,210
(SNIFFS)
1003
01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:59,958
Crunchy soy patty...
with lactose-free cheese?
1004
01:16:00,058 --> 01:16:02,334
I need a few minutes. I need a fuse...
1005
01:16:02,434 --> 01:16:08,177
Ionised chlorophyll dilineate
with red dye number two?
1006
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,561
DOYLE: Yeah! Keep going!
1007
01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:16,430
- DOYLE: Senseless vandalism.
- BUD: Do you think it's really Faulkner?
1008
01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:20,183
Whoever was in this closet
knew what they were looking for.
1009
01:16:20,283 --> 01:16:23,478
I'll tell him we're sorry
and that we'll try to make up for it.
1010
01:16:23,578 --> 01:16:27,523
We should get him back here involved.
We could use another genius.
1011
01:16:27,623 --> 01:16:31,986
- I don't think that's a very good idea.
- If he wanted to talk, he'd come to us.
1012
01:16:32,086 --> 01:16:35,704
What do you think
he's been doing all this time?
1013
01:16:39,425 --> 01:16:41,501
(SINGS)
1014
01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:47,006
PARROT: I am God.
1015
01:16:48,684 --> 01:16:50,759
I'm God.
1016
01:16:56,274 --> 01:16:58,765
No... I am God.
1017
01:16:59,734 --> 01:17:01,978
PARROT: I am God.
1018
01:17:03,864 --> 01:17:08,058
All is quiet as the Domers
spend their last days inside,
1019
01:17:08,158 --> 01:17:11,896
trying to reach homeostasis.
This is Joachim West reporting.
1020
01:17:11,996 --> 01:17:15,105
- It's gonna be a blast.
- A three-day rally to boycott fur.
1021
01:17:15,205 --> 01:17:19,443
- Start with the fur on your back, homos.
- Sapiens!
1022
01:17:19,543 --> 01:17:21,407
That was good.
1023
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:26,206
No... I am God.
1024
01:17:31,678 --> 01:17:33,580
Homeostasis is at 98%.
1025
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:37,042
We're close.
It's gonna come down to the wire.
1026
01:17:37,142 --> 01:17:39,210
Only ten hours left.
1027
01:17:39,310 --> 01:17:42,680
- If only we had another day.
- DOYLE: Or another 24 hours.
1028
01:17:51,196 --> 01:17:53,272
(HUMS)
1029
01:18:07,168 --> 01:18:09,281
- BUD: Ladies.
- Hey, guys.
1030
01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:15,659
We just, um... wanted to say
thanks for everything.
1031
01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:20,621
We thought you were brain-damaged
or something, but we were wrong.
1032
01:18:20,721 --> 01:18:23,499
- You're very special.
- You mean, like,
1033
01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:27,085
special like riding on
a little yellow bus to school special?
1034
01:18:27,185 --> 01:18:28,962
Very special.
1035
01:18:29,062 --> 01:18:32,714
And I've been thinking
about that yoghurt thing.
1036
01:18:32,814 --> 01:18:36,467
Fruit at the bottom,
waiting to be stirred.
1037
01:18:36,567 --> 01:18:39,854
♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet
1038
01:18:40,863 --> 01:18:43,900
♪ He's so fine he can't be beat
1039
01:18:45,158 --> 01:18:48,564
♪ He's got everything that I desire
1040
01:18:49,621 --> 01:18:52,113
♪ Sets the summer sun on fire...
1041
01:18:53,165 --> 01:18:55,444
Wait. I have a girlfriend.
1042
01:18:57,836 --> 01:19:00,238
♪ I want candy
1043
01:19:00,338 --> 01:19:02,198
Doyle! Doyle!
1044
01:19:02,298 --> 01:19:03,992
♪ I want candy
1045
01:19:04,092 --> 01:19:06,161
Doyle!
1046
01:19:06,261 --> 01:19:08,123
Excuse me, please.
1047
01:19:19,272 --> 01:19:24,092
We're sorry. It's just... we have girlfriends
outside the dome. But you are just...
1048
01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:26,928
- Good night, Squirly.
- Good night, Doyle.
1049
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,521
Wait... wait...
1050
01:19:35,202 --> 01:19:40,315
That might have been the smartest
or the dumbest thing we've ever done.
1051
01:19:40,415 --> 01:19:41,775
Probably both.
1052
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:43,951
(FAULKNER HUMMING)
1053
01:19:45,003 --> 01:19:47,654
What's that? That noise?
1054
01:19:47,754 --> 01:19:49,447
- What?
- Do you hear that?
1055
01:19:49,547 --> 01:19:50,990
- What is it?
- I don't know.
1056
01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:53,167
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
1057
01:20:02,017 --> 01:20:06,378
Wow! Check out
Faulkner's secret-hatch action.
1058
01:20:06,478 --> 01:20:09,552
- Cool.
- Yeah. How James Bond-ish.
1059
01:20:10,649 --> 01:20:12,725
DOYLE: Hurry up.
1060
01:20:15,403 --> 01:20:17,480
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Hurry up.
1061
01:20:18,364 --> 01:20:20,440
Come on, Stub.
1062
01:20:24,912 --> 01:20:26,988
What is that?
1063
01:20:28,831 --> 01:20:30,900
Ahoy, Noah!
1064
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,904
- BOTH: Matey!
- Oh... Hi.
1065
01:20:35,421 --> 01:20:38,490
- You don't look so good.
- You're lookin' kinda grizzly.
1066
01:20:38,590 --> 01:20:43,870
I... I have a lovely sack of coconuts
1067
01:20:44,512 --> 01:20:47,331
that I've altered in a small way,
1068
01:20:47,431 --> 01:20:53,221
and I wondered, would you be
kind enough to hold them for me?
1069
01:20:54,270 --> 01:20:55,422
- OK.
- Sure.
1070
01:20:56,523 --> 01:20:58,466
- Where you been, man?
- We missed ya.
1071
01:20:58,566 --> 01:21:00,926
Smelly.
1072
01:21:01,026 --> 01:21:05,304
In case you've been wondering,
we have been kicking some serious ass
1073
01:21:05,404 --> 01:21:07,598
on the homeostasis front.
1074
01:21:07,698 --> 01:21:11,435
This place is almost back to normal.
So what are the coconuts for?
1075
01:21:11,535 --> 01:21:13,603
- Piña coladas?
- (BLEEPING)
1076
01:21:13,703 --> 01:21:18,441
I'm rigging some pyrotechnics
for the door-opening ceremony tomorrow,
1077
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:24,579
which I feel is essential for
the culmination of this whole process.
1078
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:30,119
Let me... please.
1079
01:21:38,141 --> 01:21:42,471
I don't think he liked the way
you played with his coconuts.
1080
01:21:42,937 --> 01:21:48,265
When the doors open, I don't anticipate
any problems. Just let them come out.
1081
01:21:49,526 --> 01:21:54,055
Boys, isn't it amazing
how clear everything gets sometimes?
1082
01:21:54,155 --> 01:22:00,311
Haven't you felt that? That moment when
everything is proportionally correct?
1083
01:22:00,411 --> 01:22:04,690
That's how I am now. Anyway, boys,
keep your eye on the clock.
1084
01:22:04,790 --> 01:22:09,319
When it hits zero,
you will like what you see.
1085
01:22:09,419 --> 01:22:11,947
- Adieu!
- Adieu!
1086
01:22:12,881 --> 01:22:15,157
And off he goes.
1087
01:22:15,257 --> 01:22:18,118
- Into the wild blue.
- Come on.
1088
01:22:18,218 --> 01:22:19,749
OK.
1089
01:22:20,387 --> 01:22:24,122
- Hey, wait a minute.
- A cluster.
1090
01:22:24,222 --> 01:22:28,627
- Coconut.
- Hey, you know, he's not such a bad guy.
1091
01:22:28,727 --> 01:22:32,129
- For a grizzly guy.
- Yeah. He's just, like, a little...
1092
01:22:32,229 --> 01:22:36,216
- He's, like... misunderstood.
- Exactly.
1093
01:22:37,650 --> 01:22:42,722
- We bring out the best in people.
- And people bring out the best in us.
1094
01:22:42,822 --> 01:22:46,225
I mean, look at us right now.
Who'd ever have thought?
1095
01:22:46,325 --> 01:22:48,394
Look! Right.
1096
01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:50,570
Here. Go long.
1097
01:22:51,747 --> 01:22:54,238
Stubby going long!
1098
01:23:06,927 --> 01:23:10,296
Oh! Oh! Oh! You OK, Stub?
1099
01:23:17,561 --> 01:23:20,463
That was no ordinary coconut.
1100
01:23:20,563 --> 01:23:24,598
- We rigged tons of those things.
- They could level this place!
1101
01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:28,887
- Help! Let us out of here!
- There's a bomb in here! Open the door!
1102
01:23:28,987 --> 01:23:32,641
Hey, what's going on? What's going on?!
1103
01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,853
Don't worry.
1104
01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:40,780
You can't do that!
It cost $2,000 a sheet!
1105
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:45,568
- Damn bionic glass!
- What are we gonna do?!
1106
01:23:45,668 --> 01:23:48,571
- We gotta stop that mother Faulkner!
- Stubby!
1107
01:23:48,671 --> 01:23:50,746
Squirly!
1108
01:23:51,589 --> 01:23:54,951
You boys come back!
It's too dangerous back there!
1109
01:23:55,051 --> 01:23:58,586
Remote link activated, Doctor.
1110
01:23:59,388 --> 01:24:03,588
My creation, I know thee not.
1111
01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:10,257
But go gently into the maelstrom.
1112
01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:12,768
Freeze!
1113
01:24:14,442 --> 01:24:17,929
Roshambo for the dome, Doc?
You feel lucky?
1114
01:24:18,029 --> 01:24:20,724
Well, yeah, I think I do.
1115
01:24:20,824 --> 01:24:23,066
On three. One, two, three.
1116
01:24:25,369 --> 01:24:29,023
- Paper?
- Don't feel bad.
1117
01:24:29,123 --> 01:24:31,399
I would have done it anyway.
1118
01:24:31,499 --> 01:24:34,444
- No!
- Give me the detonator.
1119
01:24:34,544 --> 01:24:37,036
What is the magic word?
1120
01:24:39,089 --> 01:24:40,115
(CLICK)
1121
01:24:40,215 --> 01:24:42,951
Destruct sequence activated.
1122
01:24:43,051 --> 01:24:47,538
- Destruct sequence activated.
- There has to be a magic word.
1123
01:24:47,638 --> 01:24:49,332
The magic word's on three.
1124
01:24:49,432 --> 01:24:50,500
BOTH: Three!
1125
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,461
(♪ "BOOM SHACK A LACK" BY APACHE INDIAN)
1126
01:24:53,561 --> 01:25:00,215
You cut him off through the tunnel.
I'm gonna go get his maelstrom.
1127
01:25:05,528 --> 01:25:08,515
I got ya now, Faulkner! Come on, baby!
1128
01:25:08,615 --> 01:25:11,521
I'm comin' for ya! I'm comin' for ya!
1129
01:25:14,786 --> 01:25:19,449
Wheels! So that's how
that rat's been gettin' around.
1130
01:25:30,884 --> 01:25:32,748
When I get you, I'm gonna...
1131
01:25:41,977 --> 01:25:43,757
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
1132
01:25:44,145 --> 01:25:45,641
Slow down!
1133
01:26:00,952 --> 01:26:03,479
- I'm going back in!
- I'm going with you.
1134
01:26:03,579 --> 01:26:06,983
I'm going... to worry about you guys
while you're in there.
1135
01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:08,775
- Come on!
- Just kidding.
1136
01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:12,028
When I see you, I'm gonna...
When I get you, I'm gonna...
1137
01:26:12,128 --> 01:26:15,114
Will you finish a complete thought?!
1138
01:26:15,214 --> 01:26:15,914
(MOOS)
1139
01:26:19,467 --> 01:26:21,497
Got it! I got it!
1140
01:26:23,263 --> 01:26:25,338
You idiot!
1141
01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,128
I got it!
1142
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,595
Hang on, Squirl!
1143
01:26:45,949 --> 01:26:46,935
Get him, Squirl!
1144
01:26:50,786 --> 01:26:53,112
You're choking me!
1145
01:26:54,457 --> 01:26:57,525
- Give it to me! Give me the detonator!
- No!
1146
01:26:57,625 --> 01:27:00,912
- I'm coming, Squirl!
- Give me the detonator!
1147
01:27:02,046 --> 01:27:04,408
Assume the position!
1148
01:27:10,053 --> 01:27:13,672
Warning. Detonation in five... four...
1149
01:27:14,724 --> 01:27:17,762
three... two... one...
1150
01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:21,588
Destruct sequence deactivated.
1151
01:27:21,688 --> 01:27:24,549
Homeostasis restored to 100%.
1152
01:27:24,649 --> 01:27:27,059
- Happy Earth Day.
- What's happening?
1153
01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:33,891
We did it!
1154
01:27:40,370 --> 01:27:42,731
That was the stupidest thing
we've ever done.
1155
01:27:42,831 --> 01:27:45,900
But sometimes stupid can be pretty cool.
1156
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,277
- Bud!
- Doyle!
1157
01:27:48,377 --> 01:27:51,489
Hey! We did it! We stopped Faulkner!
1158
01:27:51,589 --> 01:27:56,417
(♪ "GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS"
BY CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN)
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I like you.
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God, Romulus!
Easy with the tongue action.
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(BLEEP)
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01:28:13,191 --> 01:28:15,267
Yeah! Whoo!
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(FAULKNER YELLING)
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(BLEEPING)
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- Those poor folks! They must be toast.
- Remember your training.
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(COUGHING)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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- Where's Faulkner?
- Let's go arrest him!
1169
01:29:03,109 --> 01:29:10,975
I underestimated you fellas. Interested in
a permanent job at Bio-Dome? Big bucks.
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You guys are my heroes.
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- Bye, Doyle.
- Bye, Mimi.
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- Bye-bye. We'll miss you.
- Well, Petri dish, what can I say?
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01:29:31,049 --> 01:29:34,453
How about "goodbye"?
You can save the world from your couch.
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01:29:34,553 --> 01:29:36,538
Bye.
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- I'm so proud of you, Doyle.
- I'm proud of me too.
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- You should be.
- Love you.
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We definitely learnt a few things.
For one, we definitely have to listen to...
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- Your girlfriends.
- Yes, but most importantly Mother Nature.
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01:29:55,196 --> 01:29:58,265
- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong, sweetie?
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I think Mother Nature's
callin' me again, Squirl.
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- Can you cork it?
- Negatory.
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01:30:03,827 --> 01:30:08,315
- There's no place to go out here.
- Hey, what about that factory?
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- I don't think so, Bud.
- Trust me, OK? We're celebrities.
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- Squirly!
- Stubby!
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BUD: Drive up!
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SWAT TEAM LEADER: Anybody seen Faulkner?
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- No sign of him over here.
- How could he have gotten out?
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- He's not here. I don't see him.
- Check the lagoon.
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- He's not here.
- He must've gone through the back door.
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Where'd he get the key?
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(FAULKNER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(♪ "SAFETY DANCE [BIOMIX]")
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♪ S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F
E- E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-Y
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♪ Safety dance
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♪ We can dance if we want to,
we can leave your friends behind
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♪ Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't dance
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♪ Well they're no friends of mine
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♪ I say, we can go where we want to,
a place that they will never find
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♪ And we can act like we come
from out of this world
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♪ Leave the real one far behind
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♪ And we can dance
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♪ We can dance if we want to,
we can leave your friends behind
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01:32:25,743 --> 01:32:28,186
♪ Cos your friends don't dance
and if they don't dance
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01:32:28,286 --> 01:32:30,397
♪ Well they're no friends of mine
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♪ I say, we can go where we want to,
a place that they will never find
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01:32:35,084 --> 01:32:37,527
♪ And we can act like we come
from out of this world
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♪ Leave the real one far behind
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♪ And we can dance
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♪ We can go when we want to,
the night is young and so am I
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♪ And we can dress real neat
from our hats to our feet
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♪ And surprise 'em with the victory cry
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♪ I say, we can act if we want to
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♪ If we don't nobody will
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♪ And you can act real rude and totally
removed and I can act like an imbecile
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♪ I say, we can dance, we can dance,
everything's under control
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♪ We can dance, we can dance,
doin' it from pole to pole
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♪ We can dance, we can dance,
everybody look at your hands
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♪ We can dance, we can dance,
everybody's takin' the chance
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♪ Safety dance
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♪ Oh the safety dance
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01:33:33,926 --> 01:33:36,003
♪ Yes the safety dance
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♪ S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F
E- E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-Y
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♪ Safety dance
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Visiontext Subtitles: Paul Murray
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