1 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:42,808 Mike! 2 00:01:43,207 --> 00:01:45,211 Did you sweep the pool? 3 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:51,014 Why? - Because people wanna swim. 4 00:02:08,475 --> 00:02:11,832 How are you feeling today, ma? - Feeling great, Mike. - Good. 5 00:02:13,889 --> 00:02:16,022 Where's dad? - Crossword. 6 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:23,929 Checking out of 202. - How was your stay, Mr Edmunds? 7 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:26,351 Fine, thanks. - Thank you so much. 8 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:11,868 So two nights, preferably upstairs. - Oh sure. 9 00:03:15,608 --> 00:03:17,027 Let's see, smoking or non-smoking? - Non-smoking. 10 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,459 I got you into 203. - Okay. 11 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:24,764 Nice room. Oh this is our snack-bar, the prices are on the wall. 12 00:03:30,472 --> 00:03:31,259 Sorry. 13 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:35,342 There you go. Thank you. 14 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,390 Anything else you should need, just give me a call. - Thank you very much. 15 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,200 Do you need help with your bags? - No, I'm fine. 16 00:03:51,421 --> 00:03:55,192 110's called twice to complain that 111's making too much noise. 17 00:03:55,192 --> 00:03:59,966 Yeah, what kind of noise? - Not that kind of noise Mike, now get your mind out of the gutter. 18 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,953 Apparently 111's got some sort of grinder in there. 19 00:04:04,295 --> 00:04:07,978 I thought you said to get my mind out of the gutter? - Don't be gross, Mike. 20 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:11,856 Get some sleep, you look tired. - I'm not tired. 21 00:04:11,891 --> 00:04:14,437 You look tired. - You're the one who's sick, ma. 22 00:04:15,307 --> 00:04:16,947 Now that's a nice thing to say. 23 00:04:16,948 --> 00:04:19,761 Sorry. I love you. 24 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:23,300 Love you too. - Good night, dad. - All right. 25 00:05:23,078 --> 00:05:25,205 Who is it? - Management. 26 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:30,479 What? - Management. Welcome gift. 27 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,180 Hi. - Hi. 28 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:44,573 I have your complimentary bottle... welcome gift. 29 00:05:45,499 --> 00:05:47,651 Wine. It's on the house. 30 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:53,097 I'm uh, oh, Mike. And I am with management. 31 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:56,339 Nice to meet you, Mike. - Oh it's... uh... my pleasure. 32 00:05:57,578 --> 00:06:02,073 So, where would you like it? - You know what I can just, I can just take it. 33 00:06:02,474 --> 00:06:04,475 Oh, okay. 34 00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:08,772 Do you uh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to open it? For you? 35 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:13,892 I mean. Yeah, cause sometimes guests don't have screws. Or, screws. 36 00:06:17,453 --> 00:06:19,931 Yeah, okay, sure. 37 00:06:20,852 --> 00:06:22,473 Just close this here. 38 00:06:25,504 --> 00:06:26,946 Thanks. 39 00:06:33,673 --> 00:06:35,718 Anything interesting tonight? 40 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:38,441 I haven't really been paying attention. 41 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:41,503 I know the feeling. 42 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:46,450 You know, there should be cups in the bathroom. 43 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:06,826 Completely sanitary. - That's good. 44 00:07:16,272 --> 00:07:18,575 Wine is delicious. 45 00:07:28,017 --> 00:07:29,177 Shall I? 46 00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:31,579 Okay, sure. 47 00:07:45,452 --> 00:07:46,856 Pretty good year. 48 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:52,097 Sometimes guests like me to join in and have a taste. 49 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:55,483 Is that right? - Not always but... often. 50 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:00,158 Should be another cup in the bathroom. - I should get to work Mike, so... 51 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,056 What do you do? - I sell paintings. 52 00:08:03,057 --> 00:08:06,461 Really? I love paintings. What kind? 53 00:08:06,932 --> 00:08:08,466 That kind. 54 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:14,797 Oooooh. Nice. So that's what you're doing in town. 55 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,489 I give presentations tomorrow and then I fly out the next morning. 56 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:21,592 What say... the company that you work for? - It's called Corporate Bliss. 57 00:08:21,593 --> 00:08:25,565 And where you guys HQ? - Maryland. 58 00:08:25,565 --> 00:08:29,595 Nice. Wait! 'Maryland, is for lovers'. 59 00:08:30,235 --> 00:08:32,990 It's Virginia, actually 'Virginia is for lovers'. 60 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,081 'Maryland is for crabs'. - Yeah, you're right. 61 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,401 Okay Mike... - Okay, I gotta get back to work. Oh, solitary, great game. 62 00:08:40,534 --> 00:08:45,835 Okay, I'm gonna be down in the lobby till 11, then in my apartment after that. 63 00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:51,006 But I can always be reached by a front door buzzer. From then on. Just take it easy on your solitary problem. 64 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:52,729 Yeah, have a great night. - Good night! 65 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:23,356 ...laundry room and then I came down here into the lobby, and that's when I realized that your establishment doesn't have any options for recycling. 66 00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:26,873 You're absolutely right, we don't. Which I apologize for. 67 00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:34,245 It's something we're working on. But as you may know the Kingman area has been a little slow to fully embrace the recycling issue. 68 00:09:35,432 --> 00:09:37,881 - It's been voted on to... What should I do with this bottle? 69 00:09:39,043 --> 00:09:45,002 Well... - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but this is something that I'm just, I'm very passionate about. 70 00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:47,153 Recycling? - Yes, recycling. 71 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,826 Let me take it. I'll do it. 72 00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:53,113 I was gonna make a recycling round anyway. 73 00:09:54,529 --> 00:09:57,002 Well, that's nice of you. 74 00:09:57,003 --> 00:10:01,095 This is my son Michael, he is the official night manager. 75 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,870 Thank you. It's very nice of you. 76 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:12,099 You bet. I'll just be out the back here with all my other ones. 77 00:10:12,553 --> 00:10:14,986 I got a pretty good, big pile... 78 00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:40,416 Who is it? - Mike. 79 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:41,977 Oh god. 80 00:10:45,929 --> 00:10:48,886 Champagne. - Why? 81 00:10:48,888 --> 00:10:52,532 We give it to all our guests who stay for two nights. 82 00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:55,172 Wow, that's a pretty good deal. 83 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:58,023 Did you and your mom come up with that on your own? 84 00:10:58,736 --> 00:11:00,692 So shall I? 85 00:11:02,568 --> 00:11:04,373 Why not? 86 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:15,333 R�serve. You know, they're always at the same place. The cups. 87 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,445 Thank you. 88 00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:09,618 Do you make a toast, Mike? - Hm, yeah, sure. 89 00:12:10,027 --> 00:12:12,270 You're Sue, right? - Yeah. 90 00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:17,427 Here's to... people being happy! 91 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,322 How were your presentations today? 92 00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:34,564 Average. 93 00:12:41,688 --> 00:12:43,302 You have a great butt. 94 00:12:45,017 --> 00:12:48,012 I noticed the moment you checked in and... 95 00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:51,889 Thank you. 96 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:56,524 Hope that isn't too, you know... - No. I mean yeah, but... 97 00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:58,869 Thank you. 98 00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:02,718 Do you do this a lot, Mike? - No. 99 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:05,313 Sometimes? - Fairly rarely. 100 00:13:05,314 --> 00:13:07,533 Does it ever work? - Never. 101 00:13:08,678 --> 00:13:11,865 What would constitute having it work? 102 00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:16,725 Us having sex? 103 00:13:17,712 --> 00:13:19,801 You getting to touch my butt? 104 00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:31,597 That would... Yeah, I'd consider that... fairly... constitution... 105 00:13:37,598 --> 00:13:39,198 Okay. 106 00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:44,170 You can touch my butt but then you gotta go. 107 00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:02,322 Okay. - Are you serious? 108 00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:05,604 Yeah, touch it and go, Mike! Just touch and go. 109 00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,899 You're sure from Maryland? - Yeah. 110 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,879 Where about? - Columbia. What about you? 111 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,204 Here. Kingman. 112 00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,277 It's very warm. 113 00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:48,397 Okay, Mike. I got an early plane to catch and well... - Yeah, me too. 114 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,764 Bye bye now. - Bye. 115 00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:27,308 Mom? Hi, it's me. I'm just checking in. I'm in Kingman, Arizona. 116 00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:34,350 Okay, that's it. I love you and I miss you. Okay. 117 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:05,884 Hi Sue. - Hi. 118 00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:14,729 I was wondering if I could snag your cellphone number or your email before you left? 119 00:16:16,073 --> 00:16:19,439 I don't think so, Mike. - Why not? 120 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,970 Ah... not my style. 121 00:16:22,659 --> 00:16:27,256 But... we... you know, I uh, touched your butt. 122 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:31,165 I know. And it was nice. 123 00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:34,549 I just think that's all she wrote. 124 00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:57,279 That was... 125 00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:17,616 Mike, are those high boots? - Yeah. - You're not gonna get these off. 126 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:02,384 You're all checked out? - Yeah, I get it with your wife. Earlier. 127 00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:14,923 Hey, dad. Oh! Come back and see us some time. 128 00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:17,135 Mhm, yah, now you know it all depends on work. 129 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:44,397 What was that all about? - She sells motel paintings. 130 00:19:53,132 --> 00:19:56,753 Mike, the heat's out in 118. 131 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:30,637 Thank you for calling Last Minute Flights. - I'd like to book a... -Your call is important to us... - Fuck! 132 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:40,107 Please continue to hold. Your call will be answered in an orderly fashion... 133 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,408 Okay Mike, now or never. 134 00:20:42,948 --> 00:20:46,898 I'm gonna do it! - Hello, Last Minute Flights, how may I assist you? 135 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:56,358 Hi! Yeah! I'd like to book a one-way cash ticket for as fast as possible from Phoenix to Baltimore. Got it? 136 00:21:43,515 --> 00:21:46,504 Hi, I'm here to see Sue Claussen. - Is she expecting you? 137 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,568 Um yeah, I've left a couple of messages. - Messages regarding...? 138 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:54,215 Regarding Sue, telling her I was in town. I'm an old friend. 139 00:21:55,165 --> 00:21:57,705 I see. 140 00:22:04,732 --> 00:22:06,381 Sue, hi! 141 00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:13,589 What are you doing here? - I was wondering if we could talk. 142 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:18,677 Why are you here? - I called twice, did you get the messages? 143 00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:22,072 You know what guys, I'm sorry, why don't you go ahead. 144 00:22:22,073 --> 00:22:24,484 Are you sure, Sue? - Yes, good, go. 145 00:22:24,685 --> 00:22:26,485 Good. 146 00:22:30,956 --> 00:22:33,132 Can I talk to you for a second? 147 00:22:35,544 --> 00:22:37,749 This is completely inappropriate. 148 00:22:38,528 --> 00:22:40,461 This is like a violation. 149 00:22:40,462 --> 00:22:42,385 I wasn't trying to violate... - Yes you did. 150 00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:47,427 You are. You're violating my personal space, you're violating my personal life. 151 00:22:47,428 --> 00:22:50,086 I can't do this, I have to be somewhere, I'm late. 152 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,712 It's five o'clock what can you be late for? 153 00:22:52,713 --> 00:22:53,713 I have an event. 154 00:22:53,714 --> 00:22:56,847 You have an event? What kind of an event? 155 00:22:56,848 --> 00:22:59,022 I can't tell you. 156 00:22:59,729 --> 00:23:01,163 Can I come? 157 00:23:37,072 --> 00:23:39,485 Here. Come on you need it. 158 00:23:41,412 --> 00:23:44,816 You do this every week? - Yeah. 159 00:23:45,337 --> 00:23:47,421 You're really good at it. 160 00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:54,286 You can't stay, Mike. - Why not? 161 00:23:54,287 --> 00:23:56,252 Cause it's insane. 162 00:23:56,253 --> 00:24:00,427 I let you touch my butt and then you fly halfway across the country. 163 00:24:00,428 --> 00:24:03,088 Well it was much more than a butt touch. 164 00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:10,451 Still you can't stay. I've got a lot of work to do. 165 00:24:10,452 --> 00:24:13,677 Well how much stuff can you do in one night? - A lot. 166 00:24:14,212 --> 00:24:18,326 Like what? You got out with friends or...? 167 00:24:20,404 --> 00:24:22,578 You see that girl over there? 168 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:27,189 She works for Burger King. She gives me vouchers every week. 169 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,963 And I pass them out. 170 00:24:28,964 --> 00:24:30,364 That's what I do. 171 00:24:39,505 --> 00:24:45,580 I just wanna let you know. If you want me to leave tomorrow, I will, I promise. 172 00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:51,669 Hey guys! - Sue is here. 173 00:24:54,017 --> 00:25:00,308 Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. 174 00:25:01,772 --> 00:25:04,257 Okay, Chicken Tenders. 175 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:09,132 Careful. Easy, easy, easy. Easy. 176 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,462 Here you go, Chicken Tender. 177 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,904 Ok. BK veggie burger. 178 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:19,808 Not that, Sue. - Come on, it's supposed to be delicious. 179 00:25:20,414 --> 00:25:24,235 I don't think so... - Come on guys, it's got soya in it, it's good, it's really good. 180 00:25:25,081 --> 00:25:27,362 Fine, I'll take one. 181 00:25:27,631 --> 00:25:29,378 All right, hey, who wants a powerade? All right. 182 00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:39,601 This is nice. - Thanks. I've been here two years. 183 00:25:45,431 --> 00:25:49,144 Compact fluorescents. - Oh. Bummer. 184 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:55,671 So I think I'm gonna, go to sleep. 185 00:25:56,175 --> 00:25:58,388 You want me to touch your butt first? 186 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:03,324 No. I only do that when I'm travelling. 187 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:06,426 Right. 188 00:26:08,764 --> 00:26:16,199 So do you... are you alone here in Maryland or do you have relatives around or...? - My mom, she's over in Laurel. That... 189 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,630 Her name is Mary. - What does she do? 190 00:26:20,631 --> 00:26:23,580 She sells insurance to deaf people. 191 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,319 Nice sweatsuit. 192 00:26:31,261 --> 00:26:36,287 I don't want you to take this the wrong way but I think, we probably shouldn't sleep in the same bed. 193 00:26:37,778 --> 00:26:39,501 It's a good call. 194 00:27:51,116 --> 00:27:53,368 So is your return ticket all set? 195 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:59,601 I actually don't have one. - You don't have a return ticket? 196 00:28:00,075 --> 00:28:02,291 I bought a one-way. - Why? 197 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:06,042 That's completely unacceptable, Mike. - I know. 198 00:28:06,107 --> 00:28:10,106 You need to buy one. - I know, I'm sorry. I didn't have enough money. 199 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:13,704 What? - I only had enough for a one-way. 200 00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:18,912 And I thought, I thought, I'm just gonna go for it. - With me? 201 00:28:18,913 --> 00:28:24,462 Yes. It was a far-flung notion. - That was a fucking stupid notion. 202 00:28:24,611 --> 00:28:27,127 I guess. - I'll lend you the money. 203 00:28:27,128 --> 00:28:29,307 No, you don't have to do that! - Yeah, well I'm going to. 204 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:34,076 Okay, hey, would you first consider taking a morning off from work? 205 00:28:34,077 --> 00:28:37,202 No. - We can hang out and then I'll leave. 206 00:28:37,203 --> 00:28:39,673 If I don't you can... mace me. 207 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:43,246 You're insane. - We could go to the zoo, that'd be fun. 208 00:28:43,247 --> 00:28:47,284 Mike, zoos suck. - Okay, then we'll do something else. 209 00:28:47,285 --> 00:28:50,610 Come on Sue, take a day off from work, you look like you could use it. 210 00:28:52,745 --> 00:28:54,263 I do? 211 00:29:06,927 --> 00:29:09,498 Have me buzz those people, come on, let me take it! 212 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,699 Not too hard okay? 213 00:29:20,457 --> 00:29:21,975 You shouldn't smoke. 214 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,465 I'm done. Forever. I'm serious. 215 00:29:24,466 --> 00:29:28,176 No, you don't... hey! You don't need to do that. 216 00:29:28,177 --> 00:29:29,274 Yeah but I am, I'm done. 217 00:29:30,548 --> 00:29:31,695 It's time. 218 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:37,898 Let's see if I understand something. Do you think that you like me, Mike? 219 00:29:37,899 --> 00:29:40,375 Yes. - Why? 220 00:29:41,391 --> 00:29:42,909 Cause you have style. 221 00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:44,893 No I don't. - Yeah you do. 222 00:29:44,894 --> 00:29:47,095 No, no. I don't. - Yeah. 223 00:29:47,812 --> 00:29:50,765 You give away 30% of your income. 224 00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:56,131 You would to if you'd... make... more. - No I wouldn't. 225 00:29:57,135 --> 00:29:59,153 You're also incredibly sweet. 226 00:30:03,371 --> 00:30:09,188 Well beneath... - Beneath what? 227 00:30:10,382 --> 00:30:12,505 Beneath the part of you that's not. 228 00:30:17,459 --> 00:30:18,927 I'm gonna get you bus. 229 00:30:26,587 --> 00:30:29,088 I'll pay you back for the ticket. - Don't worry about it. 230 00:30:32,432 --> 00:30:34,557 So will I ever see you again? 231 00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,912 That wouldn't be good for you, Mike. I'm not good with people. 232 00:30:37,914 --> 00:30:40,333 No, that's not true. - Yeah, I know it is. 233 00:30:40,334 --> 00:30:44,958 No, it's not. What about those homeless guys? They love you. 234 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:48,824 What about the soccer gals? 235 00:30:51,956 --> 00:30:53,416 What about me? 236 00:31:10,814 --> 00:31:12,943 Okay, buddy, all aboard. 237 00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:18,557 Hey, Mike, I think you better go on the bus. 238 00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:07,785 Hey Sue, it's Mike. Calling, again, I'm trying not to call too much but, 239 00:32:07,786 --> 00:32:11,303 I just wanted to make sure that you got the poem that I sent last week 240 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,485 you know, the sort of an elongated haiku thing... 241 00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:18,224 Anyway, you know my home number and of course the front desk. 242 00:32:18,225 --> 00:32:21,221 But seriously, you should call cause I'm definitely around. 243 00:32:22,487 --> 00:32:24,801 Anyway, talk to you later, I hope, bye. 244 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,549 I thought you were gonna quit smoking? 245 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:20,921 I just did. 246 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,078 What are you doing here? 247 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:28,570 Work. 248 00:33:30,923 --> 00:33:34,864 Hey, did you, did you get my haiku? - The elongated one? 249 00:33:36,065 --> 00:33:38,864 Yeah. - Yeah. 250 00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:42,093 It was nice. 251 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:47,377 So you're just uh, passing through? 252 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,753 Yeah, fly out from Phoenix tomorrow. 253 00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:53,889 Here, I'll take it. - Oh, thank you. 254 00:33:54,170 --> 00:33:59,476 So, this must be a really good region for corporate art sales? 255 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:02,471 Yes, it is. 256 00:34:06,049 --> 00:34:09,782 Hey, I'm supposed to go to this yoga class later. 257 00:34:11,326 --> 00:34:13,641 Would you like to come with me? 258 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,168 Do you have a boyfriend Sue? - No. 259 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:42,658 Did you, recently? - Yes. 260 00:34:43,670 --> 00:34:45,786 What was his name? - Jango. 261 00:34:47,470 --> 00:34:50,671 He was an ex-punk. - Ex, like ex-punk? 262 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,127 Ex rock-punk. 263 00:34:53,172 --> 00:34:55,707 We broke up when he moved away. 264 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:56,869 Why did he leave? 265 00:34:56,871 --> 00:35:02,470 To open the Pacific northwest branch of his organic yoghurt company. 266 00:35:02,471 --> 00:35:04,354 He's the president. - Here you go. 267 00:35:04,355 --> 00:35:05,354 Thank you. 268 00:35:08,354 --> 00:35:09,354 Thanks. 269 00:35:09,522 --> 00:35:12,854 So how is your job these days? - It's okay. 270 00:35:12,854 --> 00:35:17,311 But it's not your fantasy job. - I don't really do fantasy about it. 271 00:35:17,525 --> 00:35:20,359 If you could close your eyes and pick anything what would it be? 272 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,567 But you gotta close your eyes otherwise it's not gonna work. 273 00:35:25,569 --> 00:35:27,569 Okay. 274 00:35:30,053 --> 00:35:33,538 To run a full service state of the art soup kitchen. 275 00:35:33,694 --> 00:35:39,218 Multiple housing units upstairs, recreational facilities in the basement, 276 00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:41,454 job outreach. 277 00:35:41,455 --> 00:35:42,958 Midnight basketball. 278 00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:47,030 Good soup. - Excellent soup, first and foremost. 279 00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:50,582 What about kids, you wanna have kids? 280 00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:55,601 You know what was really great about that yoga class? 281 00:35:57,027 --> 00:35:59,525 It was the breathing stuff. 282 00:36:00,018 --> 00:36:02,657 I don't do that. - Breathe? 283 00:36:02,658 --> 00:36:09,725 There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air. 284 00:36:11,907 --> 00:36:17,322 And I have to tell myself: 'Breathe, Sue'. 285 00:36:17,524 --> 00:36:19,486 'Just keep breathing'. 286 00:36:22,071 --> 00:36:23,881 Yes, I want kids. 287 00:36:24,127 --> 00:36:26,250 Were you not sure when I asked? 288 00:36:28,736 --> 00:36:36,102 I just don't think that I've ever been asked. That way. Before. 289 00:36:37,493 --> 00:36:41,922 Can I ask one more question? Then I'm done, I swear. 290 00:36:44,609 --> 00:36:47,886 Will you come visit my mom with me on the way home? 291 00:36:48,324 --> 00:36:52,087 She's sick and I um, I promised I'd stop by. 292 00:36:53,284 --> 00:36:57,523 Here, these are for you. There was a flower show downtown. 293 00:36:57,524 --> 00:37:00,024 That's nice of you. 294 00:37:02,864 --> 00:37:06,507 Hey ma, Sue flew in from Baltimore just this morning. 295 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:10,161 What do you do, Sue? - I sell corporate decorative art. 296 00:37:12,152 --> 00:37:15,919 I've met you before. - Yeah, you know, she stayed at the motel, ma. 297 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,074 That's how we met. 298 00:37:17,075 --> 00:37:21,195 And where you're from originally? - Uh, I'm from Columbia. Maryland. 299 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:27,329 Do you come from a good family? - Uhm, no not really. 300 00:37:27,351 --> 00:37:35,976 Is there something specifically wrong with your family? - Uh, well my father lives in ashram, in northern California. 301 00:37:36,181 --> 00:37:40,162 Pretty much sums up everything. About, you know... 302 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,095 He once forgot to pick me up from gymnastics. For an entire night. 303 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,125 That's quite a lot of somersaults. 304 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:56,107 I didn't care. I didn't. It really just explains more about him, um, than it does about me. 305 00:37:59,063 --> 00:38:02,826 Could you hand me those pills, Mike? - Which ones? 306 00:38:02,827 --> 00:38:04,298 The ones on the left, Mike. 307 00:38:11,712 --> 00:38:17,886 Can I talk to my son in private for a moment? - Did I, did I say something wrong? 308 00:38:18,441 --> 00:38:21,966 Not at all. It'll just be a moment. 309 00:38:23,966 --> 00:38:25,966 Okay. 310 00:38:31,889 --> 00:38:34,740 I like her. - Really? 311 00:38:35,493 --> 00:38:40,816 She's a bit of a long shot. But then she's logical. 312 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,696 In an emotionally annihilated kind of way. 313 00:38:44,044 --> 00:38:49,126 But that's okay, underneath there is a heart of... 314 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:51,603 Gold? - No, I wouldn't say gold. 315 00:38:52,012 --> 00:38:55,208 Maybe made of - leather. 316 00:38:56,732 --> 00:39:01,757 But if it works out, she'll be good for you when I'm gone. 317 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:08,932 Needless to say what would make me happy is for you to find something for yourself before my check-out time. 318 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:15,481 Just so I know it's not you and your father alone here, walking around like robots. 319 00:39:15,482 --> 00:39:18,465 Ma, dad's not a robot. - He is. 320 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:22,109 But I was mostly talking about you. 321 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,380 Unless you find a way out. 322 00:39:26,299 --> 00:39:30,020 Of what? - Of whatever it is you're stuck in. 323 00:39:33,244 --> 00:39:38,189 You get it from your father. He came back from the war stuck. 324 00:39:39,518 --> 00:39:43,110 Been talking about joining the gym ever since. 325 00:39:44,485 --> 00:39:49,282 Never has. But that doesn't have to be you. 326 00:40:00,111 --> 00:40:03,757 Are you okay? - Yeah, are you? 327 00:40:03,758 --> 00:40:04,957 Yeah. 328 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,712 She liked you. - No she doesn't. 329 00:40:09,712 --> 00:40:12,522 Yeah, she did, she told me. 330 00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:29,170 What took you so long? 331 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:35,102 Dad, you remember Sue? 332 00:40:38,191 --> 00:40:40,812 There's a toilet overflow in 110. 333 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:42,612 Okay. 334 00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:44,400 Gotta get home to your mom. 335 00:41:20,502 --> 00:41:23,049 Are you really leaving? - I have to. 336 00:41:23,050 --> 00:41:28,307 You can't stay one more night? - I have meetings this afternoon in Seattle. 337 00:41:28,308 --> 00:41:30,791 Call them off and just stay for a while. 338 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:32,787 It's my job. - I know. 339 00:41:32,788 --> 00:41:37,116 But you know, you could get a job around here. - Where, Sechuan house? 340 00:41:38,117 --> 00:41:39,117 No. 341 00:41:39,255 --> 00:41:46,068 I'm just saying that... - Mike, don't know how to say this... 342 00:41:49,158 --> 00:41:52,156 This isn't gonna work. 343 00:41:52,157 --> 00:41:56,001 I mean I'll stop by when I pass through. 344 00:41:56,001 --> 00:41:57,446 Come on, what do you mean? 345 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:05,690 I can't move from Baltimore to live in a corner double room of your parents motel. 346 00:42:08,991 --> 00:42:10,691 I mean... 347 00:42:12,689 --> 00:42:14,206 Be serious. 348 00:42:17,823 --> 00:42:23,216 I'm sorry. I'll stay in better touch this time. 349 00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:24,217 Yeah, whatever you say. 350 00:42:59,924 --> 00:43:04,404 So this is where she wanted? - This used to be all scrub. 351 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,356 She'd be cringing right now if she knew they'd be building here. 352 00:43:14,211 --> 00:43:15,942 But. I promised her I'd do it. 353 00:43:20,151 --> 00:43:22,157 Yeah, it's still nice. 354 00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:27,911 I meant to give this to you earlier. 355 00:43:28,892 --> 00:43:33,612 It's your mom's favorite piece of jewelry. As you know she was a necklace woman. 356 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,862 She thought you should have it. Dunno why since you won't be wearing it, 357 00:43:39,502 --> 00:43:43,474 maybe you'll find some use for it. Someday. 358 00:43:43,530 --> 00:43:50,062 Thanks, dad. - Also I had some guy call me. Wanted to buy the motel. 359 00:43:51,512 --> 00:43:55,921 You're gonna do it? - I doubt it, think we'll just keep running it. 360 00:43:57,051 --> 00:44:01,196 But you can do what you like Mike. You know, if you wanna leave... 361 00:45:25,743 --> 00:45:29,425 This ain't half bad hunky-dory. - Yeah, it was my mother's. 362 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:33,358 Oh god, it's not going down the sentimental road. - Oh, no I'm just saying... 363 00:45:33,359 --> 00:45:36,226 Yeah, I know what you're saying and I know you're gonna start crying. 364 00:45:36,227 --> 00:45:39,925 What? I'm not. - How long you've been in the porn business? 365 00:45:39,926 --> 00:45:44,921 The porn business? - No, pawn business. How long you've been in the pawn business? 366 00:45:44,922 --> 00:45:49,369 Oh... no, I'm uh... never... I'm... - Exactly. 367 00:45:49,370 --> 00:45:56,318 So when someone says he ain't gonna start crying that's sure as shit sign that they are just about to start blubbering like a calf. 368 00:46:03,195 --> 00:46:07,772 See what I mean? - Just, how much, for the necklace? 369 00:46:11,003 --> 00:46:15,233 I'll give you 300. - Phh, okay. 370 00:46:22,235 --> 00:46:24,234 Oh... - Hi. - Hi. 371 00:46:24,595 --> 00:46:28,308 I'm here to see Sue, please. - Sue no longer works here. 372 00:46:28,824 --> 00:46:32,317 I'm sorry? - She moved to Washington. 373 00:46:32,714 --> 00:46:34,895 D.C.? - State. 374 00:46:36,237 --> 00:46:38,268 Her old boyfriend came to convince her to move to Aberdeen. 375 00:46:38,268 --> 00:46:43,566 Showed up with flowers, first class plane tickets, it was very 'officer and gentleman'. 376 00:47:43,169 --> 00:47:44,265 Uh, number eight. 377 00:47:45,265 --> 00:47:46,965 Eight? 378 00:47:50,896 --> 00:47:53,127 Dude, I'm just messing with you. 379 00:47:54,024 --> 00:47:56,960 You're new in town right? - Oh. Yeah. 380 00:47:58,867 --> 00:48:02,795 You looking for a job? - Yeah. 381 00:48:04,035 --> 00:48:12,339 You wanna work here? - Seriously? 382 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:14,111 Why the fuck wouldn't I be serious? 383 00:48:15,690 --> 00:48:17,831 Al. - Mike. 384 00:48:17,832 --> 00:48:20,044 Mike, it is nice to meet you man. - Yeah, you too. 385 00:48:20,045 --> 00:48:21,950 Dude, you stink. - I do? 386 00:48:21,951 --> 00:48:24,691 Big time. You can't work here if you stink. 387 00:48:24,692 --> 00:48:27,860 It's my parents place, they're old school and they really hate stinky people. 388 00:48:28,481 --> 00:48:34,026 So okay, go home, take a shower, please, come back and I will get you the job. 389 00:48:35,442 --> 00:48:39,408 I don't really have a home. - Really? 390 00:48:40,464 --> 00:48:48,007 All right, he also needs a place to live so I was thinking that maybe we could you know let him stay in the basement and deduct some rent from his pay? 391 00:48:55,181 --> 00:48:57,141 Great. 392 00:49:00,446 --> 00:49:03,590 Hey thanks for helping me out, it really means a lot. 393 00:49:04,116 --> 00:49:05,672 Dude, no problem, man. 394 00:49:05,934 --> 00:49:08,610 You know I've been trying to get my folks sign someone American anyway 395 00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:10,856 cause we can't less bigger bullshit that way. 396 00:49:10,857 --> 00:49:13,649 Plus I freaking hate working the mornings. - Why? 397 00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:16,380 Because I like smoking pot and sleeping in. 398 00:49:16,966 --> 00:49:19,746 Oh that's cool. - So why did you come to Aberdeen, Mike? 399 00:49:20,061 --> 00:49:26,067 Uh, this girl that I'm in love with, she moved here to be with her ex boyfriend. 400 00:49:27,842 --> 00:49:30,337 Oh, that sucks, man. - Yeah. 401 00:49:30,339 --> 00:49:33,787 Yeah, especially considering the guy is a punk. 402 00:49:34,498 --> 00:49:38,510 Like a punk punk? - Ex-punk, think he's older now. 403 00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:43,292 Does he train dogs? - I dunno. 404 00:49:43,293 --> 00:49:48,915 Is his name like Jango? - Yeah, I think it is! 405 00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:50,771 I have totally heard of this dude, Mike. 406 00:49:50,772 --> 00:49:53,257 Is he a punk? - No, he's an ex-punk! 407 00:49:54,520 --> 00:50:01,437 So the thing with this guy right, he's also a yoghurt magnate. Ok, totally huge in a yoghurt business, this guy is like a yoghurt fucking mogul. 408 00:50:01,872 --> 00:50:05,216 You see those kennels over there? That's where he keeps the dogs. 409 00:50:06,497 --> 00:50:08,114 Damn it! - What? 410 00:50:08,115 --> 00:50:12,736 This guy, this guy is like a total stud. - What do you mean? 411 00:50:12,737 --> 00:50:17,266 I'm not a sexual superman. This guy... 412 00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:17,968 I mean... 413 00:50:17,985 --> 00:50:20,886 No dude, you're probably fine. - You're just saying that. 414 00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:24,117 Yeah, that's true but what do you want me to say, that you're right? - No, but... 415 00:50:24,118 --> 00:50:31,157 Ok, look. Now, chicks these days, they don't want sexual supermen, ok they want hard workers. You know, guys who hustle. 416 00:50:31,157 --> 00:50:33,006 I mean you're a fucking hustler Mike. 417 00:50:34,355 --> 00:50:37,965 I mean you came all the way out to Aberdeen dude, that's gotta count for something right? Yeah. 418 00:50:39,624 --> 00:50:42,473 This guy's got shrubbery shaped like pitbulls. 419 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:23,874 Dude I think I got an idea for how you're gonna get your girl back. 420 00:51:24,308 --> 00:51:26,962 Really? - See that dude sitting over there? 421 00:51:27,637 --> 00:51:29,788 He runs a flight school over in Olympia. 422 00:51:30,294 --> 00:51:31,908 You should talk to him Mike. 423 00:51:38,907 --> 00:51:47,355 Ok Mike, what I need now is for you to free your mind! So let us have a spiritually fulfilling religious fucking moment! 424 00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:50,137 I'm pretty sure I can do it Stan! 425 00:51:50,138 --> 00:51:53,555 That's the Michael I've come to know in the past eight hours! 426 00:51:53,555 --> 00:51:55,368 That's the Mike! 427 00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:58,453 Come on now! 428 00:52:08,088 --> 00:52:11,701 Three, two, one... - Wait! Wait, Stan! 429 00:52:22,921 --> 00:52:26,825 Okay now Mike, you're on your ooooooown! 430 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:59,461 Jesus! God! Jangoooo! 431 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:05,176 Oh my god! Who is, who is that? 432 00:53:05,177 --> 00:53:07,078 It's me, Mike. 433 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,631 Mike? 434 00:53:09,816 --> 00:53:12,285 What are you doing? Mike, come here. 435 00:53:13,436 --> 00:53:15,615 Jango, cut up with shooting! 436 00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:18,282 What the fuck is going on! 437 00:53:19,171 --> 00:53:22,006 Jango, stop shooting people! Stop it! 438 00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:24,819 Come here, follow my hand. 439 00:53:25,859 --> 00:53:26,739 Stop it! 440 00:53:27,567 --> 00:53:30,571 Here, I got you. 441 00:53:32,441 --> 00:53:33,744 Oh god, are you okay? 442 00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:35,419 Stay away. Sue. 443 00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:39,334 Jango, give me the gun, give me the damn gun. - I'm gonna die. 444 00:53:39,334 --> 00:53:41,957 It's just a bb gun. - No, I really think I'm dying. 445 00:53:42,036 --> 00:53:43,902 Oh my god! - Get back, Sue. Come here. 446 00:53:45,329 --> 00:53:48,370 Jango, what are you doing? - CPR! 447 00:53:48,371 --> 00:53:49,371 Oh my god I'm calling an ambulance. 448 00:53:51,722 --> 00:53:54,275 Well that just looks like you're kissing him, Jango. 449 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:18,224 Where am I? - The Aberdeen medical center. 450 00:54:21,533 --> 00:54:25,794 Did uh, did... - Yeah, Jango shot you. 451 00:54:25,795 --> 00:54:27,884 Which caused you to go into shock. 452 00:54:29,901 --> 00:54:35,616 Mike, why? Why did you come out here? 453 00:54:36,395 --> 00:54:38,957 Because I love you. 454 00:54:43,459 --> 00:54:47,321 That... Do I have bb hose in my neck? - Yeah. 455 00:54:47,321 --> 00:54:49,143 That hurt. - Well I can imagine. 456 00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:54,017 I thought it was over with that guy? 457 00:54:55,057 --> 00:54:56,663 It's good for me, Mike. 458 00:54:56,664 --> 00:55:02,674 He put me in charge of his company's non-profit yoghurt fund which allows me to do a lot of good things for a lot of people. 459 00:55:02,693 --> 00:55:08,563 He also feels horrible for shooting you and he would like to have you over for dinner. 460 00:55:09,051 --> 00:55:10,739 Oooh, that's nice. 461 00:55:13,988 --> 00:55:15,766 Hey, so who's this guy? 462 00:55:17,795 --> 00:55:24,986 That is me and Joe Strummer in the summer of '79 at the 100 Club in London. 463 00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:26,320 Who is Joe Strummer? 464 00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:31,670 Joe Strummer most likely made love to your mother Al and wrote a song about it. 465 00:55:31,671 --> 00:55:34,556 Here's the two of us throwing over at the CBGB's. 466 00:55:34,557 --> 00:55:37,121 Hey, who is that? 467 00:55:38,539 --> 00:55:42,670 Ah, that's me and Ed McMahon. Ed Mc-Wild-Mahon. 468 00:55:43,595 --> 00:55:45,395 Now he's a true punker. 469 00:55:46,024 --> 00:55:55,588 Basically for me, dog work is a thrill, adrenaline rush if you will, that's otherwise hard for me to replicate in the world of yoghurt. 470 00:55:55,589 --> 00:55:57,509 Especially now that you're not a punk. 471 00:55:57,510 --> 00:56:01,533 Well I'll always be a punker in here, Al. Make no mistake. 472 00:56:01,534 --> 00:56:11,799 But there's less need for me to call myself a punker in a world where very notion of punk then means commodified for the mass market. 473 00:56:12,602 --> 00:56:15,828 How do you like your masala? - It's really good. 474 00:56:16,586 --> 00:56:20,904 Oh, you're not gonna eat any? - Oh, I liquified it. 475 00:56:20,905 --> 00:56:29,490 Listen, I would just like to formally and quite sincerely apologize to you for the BB gun incident. I lost my cool. 476 00:56:29,491 --> 00:56:35,766 I was scared, for Sue. Scared for the dogs. Scared for the general well-being of the pool. 477 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:44,291 So I just wanna say that I'm sorry, m-m... - Mike... - my friend. 478 00:56:44,391 --> 00:56:46,066 I blundered. - Yeah, it's alright. 479 00:56:46,067 --> 00:56:49,025 Yeah so that's, behind us! 480 00:56:49,026 --> 00:56:52,060 And Sue tells me that you're a painter? 481 00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:56,123 Yeah, very, very talented painter. 482 00:56:57,308 --> 00:57:01,170 When did you have the opportunity to become acquainted with the quality of his work, Sue? 483 00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:06,945 That was my last business trip for uh, Corporate Bliss. 484 00:57:06,946 --> 00:57:17,801 And you thought, uh "a great opportunity to promote my art" or you thought "beautiful woman"? 485 00:57:19,355 --> 00:57:22,820 First part. The um art one. 486 00:57:23,238 --> 00:57:28,335 Now so you're the guy who paints foxes and and hounds for corporate art? 487 00:57:28,841 --> 00:57:30,854 Okay, cause I got something to say about that. 488 00:57:30,855 --> 00:57:35,969 You take a, a Rottweiler, no, let's say a Malinois... 489 00:57:35,970 --> 00:57:40,301 chasing a fox, see you've got a seriously new dynamic on your hands 490 00:57:40,302 --> 00:57:45,401 because a Malinois on a fox's ass, that would be a trip. 491 00:57:45,402 --> 00:57:53,145 because a Malinois is gonna turn that little fox into a fox meat inside a twenty-three seconds, you know what I'm saying. 492 00:57:53,145 --> 00:57:56,694 So I've decided a lobby for that little bit. - Okay. 493 00:57:56,695 --> 00:58:00,443 That was really great chicken, Jango. - I loved that fucking chicken Jango. 494 00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:04,283 You'd have a better chicken in there, you'd have to be a rooster. 495 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:11,604 Speaking up, who's up for some dessert? 496 00:58:12,029 --> 00:58:17,441 I got a new flavour I wanna try on you guys: Henry Rollins' chicken-wing crunch. 497 00:58:21,452 --> 00:58:28,049 Hey Sue, Mike and I are gonna go to the Cowboy Club after this and if you want to join us? You know they've got really great dancing. 498 00:58:28,763 --> 00:58:29,875 I'll think about it. 499 00:58:37,512 --> 00:58:41,881 What I'm trying to say is that China is not only gonna kick America's economic butt 500 00:58:41,882 --> 00:58:46,681 but it's gonna invade the whole country. I'm talking about you guys getting like a whole new flag and whatnot. 501 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:50,284 You need to reorient your way you think about Asians, 502 00:58:50,285 --> 00:58:54,154 because we will blow your mind with our uniqueness and inner beauty. 503 00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:55,676 You think she's hot? 504 00:58:56,061 --> 00:58:57,324 Yeah, sort of. 505 00:58:57,918 --> 00:59:02,056 Hi, guys. - Sue. Hi. 506 00:59:03,259 --> 00:59:04,459 Hi, Mike. 507 00:59:05,979 --> 00:59:08,215 You didn't bring Jango, did you? 508 00:59:08,216 --> 00:59:13,956 No, no he's got kinda drunk so, I've just told him that I had an errand. 509 00:59:16,485 --> 00:59:19,114 Hey, you wanna dance with us, Sue? - No. 510 00:59:19,115 --> 00:59:21,700 Come on, I know you got a move. - I don't have a move. 511 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,374 Everybody's got a move, Sue. Mike, show her your move. 512 00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:26,356 I don't have a move. - Sue, don't you think Mike's got moves? 513 00:59:26,723 --> 00:59:28,615 I bet you have, a move. 514 00:59:28,616 --> 00:59:30,434 Come on, let's pass some moves. 515 01:00:20,365 --> 01:00:26,422 Hey, did you hear? Aberdeen is building the biggest bio-diesel field plant in the country. 516 01:00:26,882 --> 01:00:28,289 Whatever you say man. 517 01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:30,248 No, we should find a way to get in on that. 518 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,443 Hey, Jango. 519 01:00:39,013 --> 01:00:42,089 You know why I'll always be a punker man? 520 01:00:44,154 --> 01:00:47,719 Cause I take very little shit. 521 01:00:52,445 --> 01:00:57,030 I'm watching you man. You stay away from her. 522 01:01:01,605 --> 01:01:03,518 Mike, Mike, you all right? 523 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:08,996 I'll get him back. - Yeah man, that is a piece of scum, man. 524 01:01:08,996 --> 01:01:10,780 I think he'll regret that. 525 01:01:18,086 --> 01:01:20,937 So you're sure you wanna do this? - Look, don't come if you don't want. 526 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:21,740 Dude. 527 01:01:21,768 --> 01:01:23,220 I'm with you. 528 01:01:23,558 --> 01:01:25,588 Okay, let's do it. 529 01:03:04,591 --> 01:03:05,792 Dude, that was awesome! 530 01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:07,794 Just... 531 01:03:12,592 --> 01:03:15,592 Wait, wait. Drop. Go go go go! 532 01:03:15,593 --> 01:03:16,493 Hold on. Shit! 533 01:03:16,558 --> 01:03:18,334 I love you, Sue! 534 01:03:19,361 --> 01:03:22,517 Hear that old man! You suck. 535 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:40,415 Mike, you have visitor. - Okay. 536 01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:02,988 We need to talk, Mike. - I know. 537 01:04:02,989 --> 01:04:05,322 I've been leaving you messages. 538 01:04:07,086 --> 01:04:13,219 Did you tell him about us? - Yes. 539 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,125 Why? 540 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,771 Because I'm marrying him. 541 01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:22,014 What? 542 01:04:22,323 --> 01:04:24,357 Which I need you to accept. 543 01:04:24,484 --> 01:04:25,915 Why? 544 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:30,797 Because I'm at a point in my life where there are certain things that I need. 545 01:04:30,798 --> 01:04:31,689 Like what? 546 01:04:31,690 --> 01:04:33,619 Like a certain kind of love. 547 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,155 What kind? 548 01:04:35,156 --> 01:04:39,497 The kind that is not like an unguided missile. 549 01:04:39,498 --> 01:04:43,374 You can't just stalk people around the country. 550 01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:46,537 You can't parachute into people's pools. 551 01:04:46,538 --> 01:04:51,623 Knock on people's motel rooms just because you're feeling lonely. 552 01:04:52,698 --> 01:04:54,527 Life isn't like that. 553 01:04:55,262 --> 01:05:01,241 Freedom to be with someone. It's not all about what you need. 554 01:05:01,558 --> 01:05:06,037 It's got to be more selfless than that. Mike, it's got to be more selfless than that. 555 01:05:06,038 --> 01:05:11,184 Oh, like, like save everyone else in the world except yourself? 556 01:05:11,185 --> 01:05:13,824 I don't, that's not what I do. - Yes you do. 557 01:05:13,825 --> 01:05:15,573 No. It's not. - Yes it is! 558 01:05:16,347 --> 01:05:21,275 You're so busy being selfless that you end up treating yourself like shit. 559 01:05:22,057 --> 01:05:23,813 That really what you think of me? 560 01:05:23,814 --> 01:05:28,486 I'm just, I'm just saying... I know what you need. 561 01:05:28,487 --> 01:05:32,424 Which is what? - To take care of yourself a little. 562 01:05:33,112 --> 01:05:37,702 So that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you. 563 01:05:39,524 --> 01:05:44,220 Sue, Sue, just, marry me. 564 01:05:44,221 --> 01:05:48,620 Hey, let's just let the world go screw itself for a half second. 565 01:05:48,621 --> 01:05:51,806 And just see what happens and maybe it'll be okay. 566 01:05:56,009 --> 01:05:59,586 I'm getting married on Saturday. - Why? 567 01:06:02,064 --> 01:06:03,755 Cause I'm pregnant. 568 01:06:08,134 --> 01:06:14,007 And I'm gonna have it. It's what I want. 569 01:06:18,018 --> 01:06:19,927 You're having a child? 570 01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:27,474 Could it be mine? 571 01:06:27,634 --> 01:06:28,779 No. 572 01:06:36,063 --> 01:06:37,724 Which is why I'm getting married. 573 01:06:41,727 --> 01:06:44,687 Mike I can't afford to be selfish on this one. 574 01:06:46,659 --> 01:06:50,815 I just have to be with somebody who knows what they're doing with their life. 575 01:06:54,222 --> 01:06:55,775 I'm sorry. 576 01:06:57,246 --> 01:06:59,712 Sweet just doesn't cut it. 577 01:07:10,571 --> 01:07:13,267 Can you leave now, please? 578 01:07:15,762 --> 01:07:17,824 Just leave, okay. 579 01:07:20,599 --> 01:07:23,012 Get out of my basement, Sue. 580 01:07:23,883 --> 01:07:29,463 Susan, I'm serious. Get the fuck out of my basement right now! 581 01:08:29,534 --> 01:08:32,482 I wish I had that dick's bb gun right now. 582 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:36,110 They're going on a honeymoon? - I don't know. 583 01:08:38,317 --> 01:08:40,888 Yeah, they'll probably wait till the yoghurt season's over. 584 01:08:51,081 --> 01:08:54,037 You're gonna be all right. - Yeah. 585 01:08:56,822 --> 01:09:04,962 I just wanna say Al, you're the best friend I ever had. 586 01:09:06,298 --> 01:09:07,936 Ditto. 587 01:09:16,215 --> 01:09:18,156 What a douchebag huh? 588 01:09:22,641 --> 01:09:25,346 You know that's enough to make you want to be a buddhist monk. 589 01:09:25,974 --> 01:09:28,463 My people are really good at that stuff. 590 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,464 Yeah? 591 01:09:36,652 --> 01:09:40,148 Oh dude, don't get carried away. 592 01:10:48,901 --> 01:10:54,503 Michael, the progress you've made in your 4 months here has been remarkable. 593 01:10:54,504 --> 01:10:55,504 Thank you, father. 594 01:10:55,505 --> 01:11:03,117 Needless to say your immersion in the duty of carriage shopper and boon chief has been full and complete. - Thank you. 595 01:11:04,069 --> 01:11:07,371 But some worries have arisen. - Such as what, father? 596 01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:10,033 First of all you're not supposed to call me father. 597 01:11:12,484 --> 01:11:15,568 But I must say, I must admit I grow fond of it. 598 01:11:15,869 --> 01:11:17,570 Michael... 599 01:11:18,747 --> 01:11:26,714 An aspiring buddhist monk such as yourself should seek to produce a heart that does not dwell. 600 01:11:26,714 --> 01:11:28,387 Of course, father. 601 01:11:28,672 --> 01:11:33,232 And your heart Michael, may I say, does dwell. 602 01:11:33,233 --> 01:11:35,156 No it doesn't. - It does, Michael. 603 01:11:35,568 --> 01:11:39,068 You have not transcended your earthly passions. 604 01:11:40,038 --> 01:11:43,912 To put it bluntly: you are stuck! 605 01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:47,372 You also spend too much time playing volleybal. 606 01:11:47,373 --> 01:11:49,708 Yeah but I thought that was permitted father. 607 01:11:49,709 --> 01:11:55,120 Yes but not for seven hours a day. - Also you encouraged it for stress release. 608 01:11:55,121 --> 01:12:03,956 Yes, I, I did. Yes. But uh, Michael, buddhists monks aren't supposed to have seven hours a day worth of stress. 609 01:12:03,957 --> 01:12:07,876 We are buddhist monks. Buddhist monks. 610 01:12:12,557 --> 01:12:14,313 So what should I do? 611 01:12:16,171 --> 01:12:18,187 My parents died when I was ten. 612 01:12:18,188 --> 01:12:21,834 Two months later my uncle and I moved to America. 613 01:12:21,836 --> 01:12:25,929 I was forced to let go of everything I knew. In order to move on. 614 01:12:27,581 --> 01:12:30,870 Sometimes in life, you must do that. 615 01:12:32,687 --> 01:12:34,769 Where are you from, father? 616 01:12:35,691 --> 01:12:39,689 Vietnam. Hau Liang province? 617 01:12:41,128 --> 01:12:43,653 My parents were killed in a war. 618 01:12:45,003 --> 01:12:47,208 By the Americans? - Yes. 619 01:12:48,178 --> 01:12:50,237 And yet I moved here. 620 01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:52,767 I like this park. 621 01:12:57,738 --> 01:13:00,892 I'm sorry. - No no no. 622 01:13:00,893 --> 01:13:02,973 It is not your fault. 623 01:13:04,923 --> 01:13:09,267 Let go, Michael. Let go and move on. 624 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:27,756 I reckon I knew you. - Yeah, I'm the guy who sold you my mom's necklace. 625 01:14:27,757 --> 01:14:28,758 Oh yes, right. 626 01:14:30,162 --> 01:14:32,704 What can I do you for? - I want it back. 627 01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:53,566 Dad, do you want me to make you some dinner? - No, I'm all right. 628 01:15:05,642 --> 01:15:14,210 Dad, when you were over in Vietnam, did you ever do any fighting in the Hau Liang province? 629 01:15:19,613 --> 01:15:23,097 Yeah. Why? 630 01:15:27,306 --> 01:15:30,782 I just met this guy at the monastery who was from the area. 631 01:15:33,045 --> 01:15:35,441 Seemed to really have his shit together. 632 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:39,527 Good to hear. 633 01:15:54,198 --> 01:15:57,144 Dad, I been thinking, maybe you should sell this place. 634 01:15:58,425 --> 01:16:00,326 You don't even like it here. 635 01:16:00,327 --> 01:16:02,124 This was mom's thing. 636 01:16:02,828 --> 01:16:04,570 Why do you say that? 637 01:16:04,571 --> 01:16:06,001 Cause it's true. 638 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:11,840 My mom loved people, loved running things, it's not like you. 639 01:16:11,841 --> 01:16:15,141 You're not like a people's person, dad. 640 01:16:16,097 --> 01:16:17,725 You should let it go. 641 01:16:18,514 --> 01:16:20,001 Move on. 642 01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,539 Otherwise you're just gonna rot. 643 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:25,208 Sell it and do what? - Anything. 644 01:16:25,209 --> 01:16:27,202 You've still got time. You've got money. 645 01:16:28,726 --> 01:16:31,562 What do you need Mike? A loan. 646 01:16:31,563 --> 01:16:39,287 No. I just wanted to say, that this doesn't have to be it. 647 01:16:42,526 --> 01:16:44,434 And that I love you. 648 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:11,309 Dear Mike, I know you probably don't want to hear from me and I can't say I blame you. 649 01:17:11,310 --> 01:17:14,902 But I wanted to write anyway to let you know what I think. 650 01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:18,434 Which is that I think you had a point that day. 651 01:17:18,881 --> 01:17:21,469 About people who hide behind their causes. 652 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,985 in order to avoid their lives 653 01:17:27,134 --> 01:17:32,056 You had a point down there in that basement. With the soy sauce and the mice. 654 01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:37,018 And so I wanted to say thanks. 655 01:17:38,882 --> 01:17:42,301 Because of you Mike, I'm not the same person I was. 656 01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:47,324 Goodbye, Mike. Love, Sue. 657 01:17:53,505 --> 01:17:56,534 Just thought about what you said the other day. 658 01:17:56,535 --> 01:17:57,293 I think you had a point. 659 01:18:02,787 --> 01:18:06,335 That being said, this is yours. 660 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:11,509 What is it? - Deed to the motel. Signed over to you. 661 01:18:14,329 --> 01:18:17,900 Dad. Dad, that's not why.... - It's fine. 662 01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:20,545 I don't need it. 663 01:18:21,767 --> 01:18:27,097 Your mom was good about that. - You can't just give me the motel. 664 01:18:27,139 --> 01:18:28,360 It's your birth right. 665 01:18:30,841 --> 01:18:32,219 What would you do? 666 01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:33,520 I want to get in shape. 667 01:18:34,673 --> 01:18:38,552 Maybe join one of those basketball leagues. 668 01:18:39,662 --> 01:18:43,973 How about you? - I don't know. I'll think of something. 669 01:18:46,044 --> 01:18:51,215 You done with the monk stuff? - Yeah, I still ocassionally do it. 670 01:18:52,564 --> 01:18:55,152 I mean not professionally but... 671 01:18:58,089 --> 01:18:59,759 What about that girl? 672 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,259 Oh, that didn't work out. 673 01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:10,337 We weren't, you know, like, meant for each other. 674 01:19:11,814 --> 01:19:16,377 I dunno Mike, things change. In life. 675 01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:20,119 What do you mean? 676 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,005 You're not the same guy you were. 677 01:19:30,087 --> 01:19:31,868 Good soup. 678 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,092 Good soup. 679 01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:52,182 You can do this, Mike. 680 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,595 I'm gonna hit the gym. 681 01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:05,215 Yeah, they have a senior citizens hoop run from 3 to 5. 682 01:20:07,014 --> 01:20:08,424 I got a new ball. 683 01:20:08,425 --> 01:20:09,887 Yeah, I see it. 684 01:20:11,709 --> 01:20:14,342 All right, Mike. - See ya. 685 01:20:26,241 --> 01:20:29,235 Hallo? - Hi Jango, it's Mike, Sue's friend. 686 01:20:29,476 --> 01:20:30,492 Hi Mike. 687 01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:36,712 Hi. Look I know that I'm probably not the guy you want to hear from right now but I need to tell Sue about what I'm doing down here. 688 01:20:36,713 --> 01:20:41,817 And I think that when she hears what I'm up to... - Hey Mike? - ...she will at least understand that if nothing else... 689 01:20:41,817 --> 01:20:42,717 Mike? - Yeah? 690 01:20:42,756 --> 01:20:48,946 We split up, Sue and I. Split up. She left me. 691 01:20:49,041 --> 01:20:51,916 Went back to Maryland to be with her mom. 692 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:28,920 Hi - Hi. 693 01:21:29,351 --> 01:21:32,569 Are you Mary Claussen? - Yes? 694 01:21:33,571 --> 01:21:34,572 Hi - Hi. 695 01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:37,274 I'm a friend of Sue's. Is she home? 696 01:21:37,622 --> 01:21:42,158 Who are you? - Mike? From management. 697 01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:48,623 Sue, Mike is here. 698 01:22:12,625 --> 01:22:15,626 Hi. - Hi. 699 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:22,013 How's the baby? 700 01:22:24,074 --> 01:22:25,944 So far so good. 701 01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:29,011 Are you okay? 702 01:22:41,476 --> 01:22:43,561 I'm really sorry, Mike. 703 01:22:43,636 --> 01:22:44,984 For what? 704 01:22:44,985 --> 01:22:49,088 Cause I really messed up. With you. 705 01:22:49,246 --> 01:22:52,979 But you were right. I was like a kid. 706 01:22:58,747 --> 01:23:01,708 This is the deed to the motel. 707 01:23:03,444 --> 01:23:09,844 I want to turn it into a homeless shelter with midnight basketball. 708 01:23:12,278 --> 01:23:13,798 I already bought the soup noodles. 709 01:23:19,170 --> 01:23:23,483 I was actually hoping that you might want to help. 710 01:23:28,985 --> 01:23:36,329 I really love you Sue and I want to take care of you and whoever it is that's inside of you. 711 01:23:41,075 --> 01:23:45,234 All I want is to be with you. That's it. 712 01:23:56,045 --> 01:23:58,384 Breathe, Sue. 713 01:23:59,855 --> 01:24:01,824 Just keep breathing. 714 01:24:14,581 --> 01:24:18,730 I wrote you a haiku, you wanna hear it? 715 01:24:19,741 --> 01:24:20,886 Sure. 716 01:24:24,448 --> 01:24:31,682 Mike, oh Mike, my man. Keeps showing up like UPS. 717 01:24:32,580 --> 01:24:35,352 Sue, you're such a bitch. 718 01:24:38,308 --> 01:24:39,953 I like it. 719 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,854 You do? - Yeah. 720 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:55,758 THE END Subtitles by: