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- Do you hear that?
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- Are you talking
about that buzzing?
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You're gonna fix this?
- I'm gonna fix it.
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- Watch the fuck out!
- Oh, shit!
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- What is this?
- A pager, a cell phone,
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And an e-mail machine...
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- We don't do anything
like that here.
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and you
need a better name.
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- Did they buy the phone?
- They did not buy the phone.
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- You're gonna have
this guy present?
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He's a fuckin'... A total goof.
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- I'm not asking.
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- Why did they fire you?
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- We run payroll out of ontario.
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But we pay all our vendors
from the netherlands.
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- Because they're idiots.
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So I know how to
sell your phone.
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You make me ceo of
research in motion.
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- We are just fine.
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We have a 16-million dollar
deal with u.S. Robotics.
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- And how much have they
paid you on that 16 million?
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- Nothing.
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- Uh, you guys are
getting fucked.
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They're pirates.
- Uh-huh. P...
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- I will give you $20,000 cash.
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But I want 50% of the company.
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- That's...
- Are you joking?
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- Who is in charge here?
- Sorry.
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- Those modems you
sent us back in March.
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They were defective.
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- This is exactly what that
rolex guy said was gonna happen.
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- I think we should
take this deal.
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- Yeah?
- The guy's a shark.
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- You know who's
afraid of sharks?
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So, we'd like to offer you...
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33% of our company.
- Sure.
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Get these fucking nerds
to drop everything
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And build this fucking phone!
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I need a prototype.
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- But I'll do it perfectly
or I don't do it.
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- Woodman wants to see it. We're
going to bell atlantic tomorrow.
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- What? What?
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Huh.
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- I had a dream we were rich.
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"and sometimes my dreams
occur exactly as..."
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let's go!
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- Should doug come
with us or...?
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- He's a goof. Get in the car.
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- I may have
forgotten the phone.
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- Fuck!
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- They're ready for you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- We make your cell
phone so fucking useful
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That you never have to come to
the office again.
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Total individualism
all-in-one device.
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- You are not a
tech guy, are ya?
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- I'm not a...
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- Mike.
- What happened?
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- It won't work.
- Here, just hold this a second.
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Okay, so, here's your issue...
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We are going to build...
A sort of massive client.
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We engage with your network,
maybe a split second, like...
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can we see it?
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- Yeah.
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- What do you call it?
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- Do you want breakfast?
- I'm good.
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- Do you want to watch
me eat breakfast?
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- Gotta work.
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He's a
proven nhl talent,
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But not scoring like
the leafs need him...
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- So I know we have a
lot to cover, but um...
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I thought we should start
with our tax strategy.
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Now, I'm sure you heard
it from the americans,
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But let me assure
you, we also know
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How to cheat on our
taxes here in canada.
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okay?
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- Okay, mr. Ballsilly?
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- Balsillie.
- Balsillie.
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Which field were you
hoping to work in?
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Sir?
- Tech. Finance. Manufacturing.
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- Okay. And what did you
do at sutherland-schultz?
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- Executive vice-president.
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- Alright.
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Executive... Vice-president.
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That's great.
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And where do you see
yourself in ten years?
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- Owning an nhl team.
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- Really?
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Bald bitch.
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- It's called a blackberry.
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It sends and receives
e-mail messages.
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It is also a cell phone.
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♪ in many ways they'll
miss the good old days ♪
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♪ someday someday ♪
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♪ yeah, it hurts to say
but I want you to stay ♪
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♪ sometimes sometimes ♪
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♪ when we was young oh
man, did we have fun ♪
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♪ always always ♪
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♪ promises they break
before they're made ♪
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♪ sometimes sometimes... ♪
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- Good morning, mr. Balsillie.
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♪ Oh, maya says I'm
lacking in depth ♪
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♪ I will do my best ♪
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♪ you say you want to
stand by my side... ♪♪
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- Good morning, mr. Balsillie.
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- Good morning, mr. Balsillie.
- Mike's here before me?
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- He didn't leave last night.
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You are mentioned on page nine.
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Uh, carl yankowski from
palm pilot keeps calling.
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- Yeah, well, tell him if he wants to
talk to me, he can come to waterloo.
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- That's what I said.
Ted rogers wants
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To have lunch in the
city. He booked canoe.
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- No. I'm not going to fucking
toronto unless there's a game.
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Oh, and call gary bettman's
office about those leafs tickets.
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Fucker tried to stick
me in the third row.
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Fucker,
third row, got it.
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Alright.
Try 1-14 and 1-14!
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- Okay. Go for 1-1-4.
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- Okay. Sending.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. Mike. Oh, my god.
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Boys! Oh, my god!
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Done! Done! Yes! Yes! Come on!
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Hey, jim,
yeah, we, uh...
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We built a messenger.
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Fully encrypted
two-way messaging
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That is absolutely inaccessible
by anyone including us.
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It is un-trackable.
Untraceable.
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Un-hackable.
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- It's texting.
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- Uh, so... No.
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Do you know how much it
costs to send a text message?
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- Yeah. Ten cents and the
network gets every penny.
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We're never going
to see that money.
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- Right, but these
texts are sent via data.
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So, behind the network's back.
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Which means...
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- Unlimited free texting.
Only on blackberry.
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Fuck yes!
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Fuck yes!
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- I sent the message that alexander
graham bell sent to his assistant,
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"watson, come here."
that's what...
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- Let's just, let's just...
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- What the hell
are you guys doing?
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- Sorry, who are you?
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- You said if I wanted to talk,
I had to come to waterloo.
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So, here I am.
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- Gentlemen. Meet carl
yankowski of palm pilot.
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- Oh. Really?
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- Boo!
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- Doug.
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- How're you doing?
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- So I just said three words.
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"two. Litre. Bottle." and
you know what they said?
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They said...
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"carl, nobody drinks two
litres of mountain dew."
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I mean, they didn't
see what I saw:
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Large pizza, big
soda, complete dinner.
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We sold a billion
litres in a month.
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You playing with yourself
under there, mikey?
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Ah, what's the
situation with you two?
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- How do you mean?
- You own a plane?
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- Yeah.
- We rent one.
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- I see. Renters. Okay,
so... First piece of advice,
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When you're a licensed pilot,
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You can takeoff
whenever you want.
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I save 1000 hours
a year with that.
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You know who turned
me on to that?
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John travolta.
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- Sorry, is this
advice to buy a plane
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Or to hire you as a pilot?
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- Do you work-out, jim?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Tell me something.
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Why is it every other
person I see in the gym
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Is either really
short or really bald?
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Enjoy.
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- Thank you very much. Thanks.
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- I'm good, thanks.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, thank you.
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Alright. Let's
clear the air here.
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I had nothing to do
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With u.S. Robotics trying
to bankrupt you back in '96.
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Defective modems, working
modems... Were they defective?
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It was 100 years
ago. Who's to say?
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- Me.
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- That's right.
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Michael, "mihal", the
genius and the salesman.
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There's just one
little problem...
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You guys have no idea
how to run a company.
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Everything in engineering
has to go through you.
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Everything in sales
has to go through you.
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You've got no middle management.
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I mean, who's cracking the whip?
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Who's running things
while you're here?
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- Doug. Doug.
- On top of that,
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You're still building
everything in north america.
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I mean, you're
just burning money.
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In china, they sell circuit
boards by the pound.
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- They do what?
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- Exactly.
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Here's what we do.
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Combine blackberry
and palm pilot.
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One product.
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It's the two-litre-bottle
of smartphones.
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- Would I still have
complete control
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Over every aspect of
engineering and design?
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- No.
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- Okay, well then,
it's going to...
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We won't be able to
move ahead with this.
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I'm, I'm... Sorry. Sorry.
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- You guys love saying
"sorry," don't you?
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Okay. Let's see
what you closed at?
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$4,50. Oh, god,
is that canadian?
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U.S. Robotics? 83$.
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Now, that gives us a market
cap of about... 45 billion.
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So what would
happen if I just...
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I don't know, bought
up all your shares?
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Oh, what's the word
for that again, sport?
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Hostile takeover.
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- Hostile takeover? What
the fuck? What is happening?
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We would just say...
We could just say no.
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We... We own the company.
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- You know, carl.
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You've got a deal.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah. Give us a couple months
to get our people taken care of,
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And then we'll, uh, we'll
agree to a private sale.
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- Wait, just uh...
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- Mike. It's okay. It's okay.
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It's better to get rich now
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Than fight this guy in court
for the next five years.
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that's right.
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You know, I like you.
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Jim, what do you say I
take you up in the 747?
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You could sit right next
to me in the cockpit.
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- How about the day we close?
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deal!
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00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,992
- You like hockey?
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- God, no. It's moronic.
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You?
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- Hate it.
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- What the fuck was that, man?
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- Shh, quiet!
242
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,304
- Seriously, it doesn't
have a keyboard.
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- Shut the fuck up, mike!
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- You need a stylus pen to type,
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Its modem needs an antenna.
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If we sell to that man...
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- Listen to me, we're
not selling shit.
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Alright? We're buying time.
- To do what?
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get in.
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- We were still talking.
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- Ooh.
252
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,412
Sorry.
253
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,017
Best part.
254
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:27,524
- I have come here to chew
bubble gum and kick ass...
255
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,263
And I'm all out of bubble gum.
256
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,832
- Oh. They based duke
nukem on this guy.
257
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,371
Like, that is duke
nukem for real.
258
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,880
- Okay. Party's over.
259
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,151
- What?
- Listen up.
260
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,455
Turn that thing off, please.
261
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,524
- Wait.
262
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,660
- Turn it off.
263
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,896
- Allan, can you slide it?
- Yeah.
264
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,098
- You guys having fun?
265
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,267
Because we are about to
lose our fucking company.
266
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,769
- What the hell
happened at this lunch?
267
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,672
- Hold, hold...
- Turn that fucking thing off!
268
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,247
Okay?
269
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,389
Yeah. Doug.
270
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,925
So, my question's
actually for mike.
271
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,561
How are we supposed to
sell another 500,000 phones
272
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:41,532
When we're already maxed
on every network we're on?
273
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,703
- You guys will figure it out.
274
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,873
- How? If we put more
phones on these networks,
275
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,975
They are going to crash, period.
276
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,145
We are not allowed to
sell more phones. Mike?
277
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,881
- You don't worry about what's
allowed. I say what's allowed.
278
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,983
I don't even understand
what the problem is here.
279
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,220
Who cares if this guy wants to
buy our company, isn't that good?
280
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,390
- I fucking care! That's
who cares. I care.
281
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,593
I'm trying to keep this
company together, you fuck.
282
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,996
- I'm sorry. Do you even know
what a network limit load is?
283
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,598
- Doug, just...
284
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,568
- Talk to me outside
for a second?
285
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,514
What's a network limit load?
286
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,716
- Um... This is impossible.
287
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,784
- Well, what are we supposed
to fucking do, mike?
288
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:37,021
Either we jack our stock to
the moon or yankowski fucks us.
289
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,689
- Doug is right.
290
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,792
Unless the carriers rebuild
their entire networks,
291
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,595
There's nothing we can do.
The phones use too much data.
292
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,230
- Well, then fucking shrink it.
293
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,700
- Yeah. Okay. Um... We,
we looked into that...
294
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,602
- Uh-huh?
295
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,742
- These guys can't do it.
296
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,578
- What do you mean,
they can't do it?
297
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,914
You said they were the best
engineers in the world.
298
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,949
- I said they're the
best engineers in canada.
299
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,255
well, okay, alright...
300
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,624
Who could do it?
301
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:19,230
- Maybe top guys from motorola
or microsoft or google...
302
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,831
Okay.
303
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,101
- What, what, what
are you doing?
304
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,069
- Who else? Where else?
305
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,004
John carmack.
306
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,908
Get john carmack! From id.
307
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,676
Can you guys hear me?
308
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,945
The guy who made doom.
309
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,814
- What's doom?
310
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,016
- Have you played wolfenstein?
311
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,722
Please, just don't
sell any more phones.
312
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,495
- Can you hear me?
- Yes! Yes!
313
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,564
Oh. Shit.
314
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,310
- Going for the record
volleys. 51, 52, 53...
315
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,345
- 4, 5, 6...
- Counting.
316
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:12,316
58, 59, 60, 1, 2...
317
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,520
- Get out of the way! He
was going for the record!
318
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,322
- Gotta start again?
319
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,491
- Yo, what the fuck
are these guys...
320
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,894
Yo, guys, wrong floor.
- Hey!
321
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,230
- Yo.
- Hey, wrong floor.
322
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,866
- This is not the warehouse.
Look behind you, dude.
323
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,334
Look at this.
- You count that...
324
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,236
Hey, hey. Wrong floor.
325
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:35,539
No, no. This is the
sales floor, my man.
326
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,875
- Excuse me. Hey, man.
327
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,510
You're on the wrong
floor. You guys should...
328
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,811
What the fuck is this?
329
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,713
There's more coming.
- What's going on here?
330
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,549
- A whole other
fucking skid here.
331
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,150
- What the fuck!
332
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,853
- Alright! Listen up,
you dead-eyed dumb fucks.
333
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,356
Sorry to cut your little
vacation short here,
334
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,725
But we got some product to move.
335
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,361
- What product can we move?
- I'm sorry. What's that?
336
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,098
- Well, I thought the engineers said
that we maxed out, uh, the networks?
337
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,366
- Yeah. They did, yeah.
338
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,901
And that's their
fucking problem, okay?
339
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,703
Your problem is you need to sell
340
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,938
A million blackberries
before q3.
341
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,047
- Uh, that's...
- Uh! Uh!
342
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,616
Uh.
343
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,955
I'm not fucking joking.
344
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,461
I want 'em gone.
345
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,920
- We're actually talking
about banning these.
346
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,089
- Banning?
347
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,824
- Nobody pays attention
to meetings anymore.
348
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,626
They're crouched over.
349
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,227
Tell them to stop.
350
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,131
- Okay. We call
them crackberries.
351
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,334
- Come work for me.
352
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,603
I can't.
353
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,071
- Why?
354
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,440
- Because I am
under contract here.
355
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,310
- How much to break it?
356
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,478
- Excuse me?
357
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,613
- How much money do you want
358
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,481
To break your
contract with google?
359
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,626
I'll give you a million
dollars if you sign right now.
360
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,162
- I am not moving to canada.
361
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,997
We are not having
this conversation.
362
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,332
- Two million.
- Stop.
363
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,902
- Three million.
- I need you to leave.
364
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,675
- 10 million.
365
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,515
- Well, you don't have
10 million dollars.
366
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:38,489
- This is a million-dollar
option deal.
367
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,626
I will backdate that to when
rim was trading at a dollar.
368
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,696
Merrill just gave
us a target of 13.
369
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,103
- Is this legal?
370
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,946
- Carl.
- Palmberry!
371
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,548
Yeah. Eh, listen, I
can barely hear you, buddy!
372
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,884
I said, palmberry!
Isn't that great?
373
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,354
- Listen, uh, I'm getting
some static on the line.
374
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,923
Can I, uh... Can
I call you back?
375
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,559
Jim, I can
barely hear you. Jim!
376
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,228
- What? Carl?
377
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,397
- Jim, speak up.
- Okay, I'll call you later.
378
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,268
- Mike? Mike lazaridis?
- Uh...
379
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,805
If jim fired you, I can't undo
it! I'm sorry. I've tried.
380
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,374
- No, no. I just got
hired. It's paul.
381
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,410
- How ya doing? Welcome!
Where are ya coming from?
382
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,479
- Uh, google.
- Nice!
383
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,380
What'd, what'd you do?
384
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,117
- I was the, uh, head
of physical engineering.
385
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:24,795
You are not salesmen
anymore, you're male models.
386
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:29,800
I want you in every country
club, yacht club, tennis club.
387
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,169
Wherever the elite go, you go.
388
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,471
I want them to see you using it
389
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,775
Be big, be loud.
390
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,446
Have them thinking, who
is this annoying prick?
391
00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,515
And how can I be more like him?
392
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,417
What is that? :
And when they ask you,
393
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,921
Don't say it's a phone
that does e-mail.
394
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:54,959
It's not a cell phone,
it's a status symbol.
395
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,632
- Anybody else?
Anybody else? Alright.
396
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,303
Hi. I'm calling
on behalf of blackberry.
397
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,038
I heard that you're interested
398
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,242
In buying some of the
quarks for your corporation.
399
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:39,136
- It's 7:55. We are back
with fox 5 consumer news.
400
00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,505
A global blackberry
crisis this morning.
401
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,006
The company says
402
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,409
It's experiencing massive
service interruptions.
403
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:48,445
The company's help line says
that users can expect delays
404
00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:50,647
In sending and
receiving messages.
405
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:54,051
- Yes. Yes. We are aware of
the problem, and uh, we are...
406
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,853
We are sorting it out right
now. I'll call you back.
407
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,358
It's all down there!
- Are we totally fucked?
408
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,961
- Hey! Quiet!
409
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,367
let's just...
410
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,636
Keep it down out here,
guys... For a second.
411
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,405
- Phew!
412
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,873
How many are down?
413
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,509
- Maybe 10,000.
414
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,745
- Oh, jesus. Okay.
And where's jim?
415
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,414
In california?
- Yeah. There.
416
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,882
- Alright, do me a favor.
Whatever has to happen,
417
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,251
Keep pacific 2 and 4 going.
- Okay. One sec.
418
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,053
Yeah.
419
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,722
Hey, allan.
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:35,025
- Um, why is the entire network
being run off of your laptop?
421
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,294
- It's either this or I shut
everything down while we're debugging.
422
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,463
- Okay, what do
you have open here?
423
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,968
- New baldur's gate.
424
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:48,238
Doug set it up on
lan. Check this out.
425
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,974
it's all custom.
426
00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:53,744
we hacked it.
427
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,446
okay. Okay.
428
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:58,749
Hello?
429
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,083
You have
a collect call from...
430
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:01,785
What the
fuck is happening?
431
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,854
Will you
accept the charges?
432
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:06,923
Are you still there?
433
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,459
- Yes, I accept.
434
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,893
Thank you.
435
00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:11,295
- Mike.
- Hi.
436
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,631
- There are three reasons
why people buy our phones.
437
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,066
Do you know what they are?
- E-mail?
438
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,936
- They! Fucking! Work!
439
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,238
- Yeah. Okay. It's not
us, jim. It's the carrier.
440
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,973
Verizon is doing
something weird.
441
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,342
- Well, I'm about to do something
weird if you don't fix this.
442
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,010
Now!
- Um...
443
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:29,079
- The deal was I
get the engineers,
444
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,947
You shrink the data!
445
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:32,783
- Are you... Are you
selling more phones?
446
00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:35,152
- What the hell do you think
I've been doing over here, mike?
447
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,655
We're in the middle of a
hostile fucking takeover!
448
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,357
Do I need to have somebody
babysit you dorks?
449
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,826
- Okay, okay. So that's... Okay.
450
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,963
Uh... Yeah, the entire
system is crashing.
451
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,764
He's selling more phones.
452
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:51,835
- Hey, goddammit!
- Yeah. Yeah. So... Okay...
453
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,838
You know, maybe just hold
off selling more until we...
454
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,306
- I'm gonna fuck...
455
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,988
- Verizon wireless, how
may I direct your call?
456
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,656
- John woodman, please.
457
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:15,158
This is mike lazaridis calling
from research in motion.
458
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,326
- Hold please.
459
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,133
- Tell me that you're
about to fix this, mike.
460
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,335
I thought our deal was you
don't crash our network.
461
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,471
- Yes. I know. I'm
sorry. You're right.
462
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,072
- So what's happening?
463
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,975
They tell me that you're
subscribing 5,000 phones a day!
464
00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:34,978
- Oh, my god. Okay, yeah.
Uh, no, that was a mistake.
465
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,713
- What are you talking about,
"mistake"? What mistake?
466
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,548
I mean, who's in charge there?
- I'm in charge.
467
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,750
I'm in charge over here.
468
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,719
Uh, okay, john, do not worry.
469
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,222
Okay, I think if we can just
get a bit more bandwidth...
470
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:49,760
- What bandwidth? Where's this
extra fucking bandwidth coming from?
471
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,361
I've extended you...
- Okay, okay. I am so sorry.
472
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,896
- Everything that we have got.
473
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,431
- I can fix this.
I can fix this.
474
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,399
- Now, mike, or I'm taking
you off the network.
475
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,302
You have one week.
- You got it.
476
00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,937
Thank you so much, j...
477
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,010
Hello?
- Mr. Lazaridis?
478
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,446
- Yeah.
- Stan sigman from at&t
479
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,881
Says you've crashed his network
480
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,716
Oh yeah, I...
481
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,860
Now, I know you're busy,
but I'd love to have
482
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,463
My network back when
you have a chance. Okay?
483
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:29,933
All this bullshit about
me selling minutes...
484
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:33,136
Now, how many minutes are
you costing me here, jim?
485
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:35,139
Who's gonna pay for that, huh?
486
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:46,016
- Okay, sorry, is this
technically legal?
487
00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,385
Ritchie!
488
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,954
I'm actually in a
personal meeting, charles.
489
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,190
- And I personally don't
give a flying fuck!
490
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:57,027
Engineering can't do a goddamn
thing until you send that fax!
491
00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:01,331
Now take a "meeting" when the
union isn't ripping my guts out.
492
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,333
Do you hear me?
493
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,105
Get it done.
494
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:11,641
Son of a bitch.
495
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,448
- You said you were
located in waterloo?
496
00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:22,419
- What is that guy's name?
497
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,991
- Okay. Okay. Hey, everybody.
Welcome to research in motion!
498
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,026
I know this is a
bit disorganized.
499
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,928
I promise we will get
everybody settled.
500
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,196
My name is doug.
501
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,265
This is mike lazaridis,
502
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,867
Inventor of the smartphone.
503
00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:39,569
If anybody
cares.
504
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,872
ah, come on!
505
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:44,541
Take a bow, james!
- I'm not, I'm not taking a bow.
506
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,210
It's okay.
- Wonder boys.
507
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:50,113
Um, in the meantime, we are
having a bit of a network issue.
508
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:53,650
So, put up your hand if you
understand mobitex architecture?
509
00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:58,255
Two people.
510
00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:01,058
Okay. Um, that's fine.
511
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,926
You two, you're with mike.
512
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:06,897
The rest of you, I don't know
what you do, but follow me.
513
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,633
We are taking a tour! Let's go.
514
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,035
It's going to be a little
bit like sam rockwell
515
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,970
In teenage mutant ninja
turtles in the foot clan.
516
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:15,606
- Can I talk to
you for a second?
517
00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,042
What is charles
purdy doing here?
518
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,245
- What... What are
you talking about?
519
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,779
- The man standing
in the hallway
520
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,748
Directly over my left shoulder.
521
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,117
Oh, jesus.
522
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:31,355
- Listen to me. That
guy will fuck you up.
523
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,424
Do not let that
man anywhere near
524
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,859
Your engineering department.
525
00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:37,194
Trust me.
526
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,930
- Yeah. Okay. Alright.
527
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,833
- I'm serious.
528
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,170
He will fuck your shit up.
529
00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,606
- Can I help you?
530
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,142
You're
mike, aren't you?
531
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:56,079
- Y-yes. I'm mike. What
are you doing here?
532
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,949
Charles
purdy. I'm your new coo.
533
00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,184
- Oh.
534
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:05,155
Jim hired you to be the chief...
535
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:08,125
- I'm here to get this
ship under control.
536
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,695
- We are under control.
537
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,163
- Oh, really?
538
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:15,132
Whose?
539
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,910
Hm?
540
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,021
Okay. So, then let's
try something different.
541
00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:41,024
Instead of shrinking the
data, maybe, we spread it out?
542
00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:42,559
Thank you.
543
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,728
Well, why not
take multiple towers
544
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,997
In the same zone and split
the packet between them?
545
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,865
We can put it back
together at the server.
546
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:50,400
- We tried that.
Here's the problem.
547
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,868
The towers don't
recognize one another.
548
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:54,338
Each one has no idea
which piece of the signal
549
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,340
They're receiving and the
whole process just keeps...
550
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:57,841
- Maybe we reprogram the towers?
551
00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:59,977
- They're not our towers.
We don't control them.
552
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:02,546
- That's okay. At naughty dog,
we had to hack the playstation
553
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,547
To get crash bandicoot running.
554
00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,851
- Okay. So, if each
exchange is triangulated,
555
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:10,654
We could divide the
signal three ways?
556
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,489
- No. No. We could
actually do way, way more.
557
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,391
Every blackberry is a server.
558
00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,860
- We could divide the signal
between every user in the same grid.
559
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,895
- Divide it by thousands.
So, it will be like napster.
560
00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:20,830
Distributed network
of your own users.
561
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,499
And it's gotta
be in the terms of service.
562
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,234
Hackers would be on it so fast.
563
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,770
They encrypt
everything server side, right?
564
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,605
Mike?
565
00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,876
I mean, everything is
already encrypted. So...
566
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,378
Mike?
567
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,114
- Mike?
568
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,983
- Excuse me.
569
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,821
You can have my bacon.
570
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,530
- What are they paying you?
571
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,732
- I shouldn't say.
572
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,869
- They're paying me
10 million dollars.
573
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,837
- Yeah. Me too.
574
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:27,297
- Higher on that side. Let's
get a chair over there.
575
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,865
- Oh, yeah.
576
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,004
Here you go, buddy.
577
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:40,911
- Yes. Come in.
578
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,546
- Mr. Purdy?
579
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,783
Yeah, uh... So...
580
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,019
First of all,
sorry about before.
581
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,721
Uh, but...
582
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:56,459
Most importantly, me and
some of the new guys...
583
00:34:56,461 --> 00:35:00,530
May have finally solved
our data problem.
584
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,333
- Well, you showed
me, didn't you!
585
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:08,371
- Oh. No, I'm not... I'm not
bringing it up like that.
586
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:10,340
It's, it's, uh...
587
00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:17,047
Allan lewis handles
all of our servers.
588
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:22,852
- And?
- Yeah, right. Fine.
589
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:27,157
Okay. And I need him...
To test this out,
590
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,692
To make sure everything's okay.
591
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:33,463
So he needs to...
Test this right now,
592
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:38,068
Even if it is... Movie
night back there.
593
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,438
- Oh.
594
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,409
What's this fella's name?
595
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,156
Allan lewis?
596
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,726
Which one of you
is allan lewis?!
597
00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:04,928
- Ah.
- Hello.
598
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,663
- Michael's had a breakthrough.
599
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,932
Now, I want these tested.
600
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:12,035
And I want the report
on my desk, Friday.
601
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,538
- When? Sorry?
602
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,674
- Friday.
603
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,878
- This looks like a
whole new relay system.
604
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,346
Uh-huh.
605
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,182
- Testing this will
probably take me a month.
606
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:28,852
- Well, then you best
get started, hadn't you?
607
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:34,524
- It's bad luck to
work on movie night.
608
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,661
Can't
work on movie night.
609
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,265
- You're all
children. Is that it?
610
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,634
sorry, who are you?
611
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:47,604
- You think this
is funny, is it?
612
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,508
- Just wondering, who are you?
613
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,510
- I'm charles purdy.
614
00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,380
From this moment on, you
will all work for me.
615
00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:01,484
And if that work is not done
at a pace that I expect,
616
00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:02,919
You'll be fired.
617
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:08,124
And I'll keep firing until
this room is full of men,
618
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:11,795
And not little boys playing
with their little penises.
619
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,704
Now, are there any questions?
620
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,207
- Um...
621
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,943
Where's doug?
622
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,225
- Doug! Let's go, bro.
623
00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:44,327
- Movie night
tonight. Movie night.
624
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,652
Movie night. We're
doing it right now.
625
00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,756
Have you seen this?
626
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:47,757
- No.
627
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:50,126
- Have you been out there?
- No.
628
00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:53,096
- Dude. Jim killed movie night.
629
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:55,465
Actually, what am I saying, he didn't
have the guts to do it himself.
630
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,167
Apparently, he got
this 300-pound dude
631
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,769
To go in there and start
screaming at everybody!
632
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,072
Said he was going to fire allan.
633
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:11,981
Mike?
634
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,086
- We do need... We do
need to get back to work.
635
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,101
- Yeah...
636
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:44,080
Do you not ever wonder why
637
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:47,250
These guys are willing
to work 80 hours a week?
638
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:49,386
Never see their families?
639
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,655
Never get any credit?
640
00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:54,157
- Yeah, it's because
they get to work
641
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,059
On the best phone
in the world, doug.
642
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,634
- Yeah...
643
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,704
That must be it.
644
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,219
Hello?
645
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:24,887
You're making
a big mistake, sport.
646
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:27,257
Yeah, uh, sorry, carl.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
647
00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,058
- I'm stepping into a meeting.
- Don't hang up on me.
648
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,594
Don't you fucking...
- how's everybody doing?
649
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:37,200
- Jim, I know this isn't
exactly what you want to hear,
650
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:40,703
But this board feels that
651
00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:43,473
In order to avoid
further disruptions,
652
00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:46,442
It's best we end our
relationship with blackberry.
653
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,445
- John, we're just
getting started.
654
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,980
- Jim, I'm serious.
655
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,983
We're willing to
take the hit on users
656
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,752
And let them go crash somebody
else's fucking network.
657
00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,153
It's over.
658
00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,190
- No.
659
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:05,828
What's "over" is your bullshit
limit of 500,000 users.
660
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:07,764
We quadrupled it.
661
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,232
Okay, jim...
662
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,435
- Our engineers
reprogrammed your towers.
663
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,904
As of right now,
verizon is capable
664
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,507
Of carrying two million
blackberries at the same time.
665
00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,676
And we've already
sold half of those.
666
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,045
- Bullshit.
667
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,647
- Try me.
668
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,136
♪ hello operator ♪
669
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,639
♪ can you give me number nine ♪
670
00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:52,175
♪ can I see you later ♪
671
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:54,777
♪ will you give
me back my dime ♪
672
00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:57,280
♪ turn the oscillator ♪
673
00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,782
♪ twist it with a dollar bill ♪
674
00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:02,118
♪ mail man bring the paper ♪
675
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,854
♪ leave it on my
window sill... ♪♪
676
00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:08,324
- How'd you do it, mike?
677
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:28,945
(rock song continues)
678
00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:47,363
Difuze