1 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,648 - Do you hear that? 2 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,183 - Are you talking about that buzzing? 3 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,652 You're gonna fix this? - I'm gonna fix it. 4 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,055 - Watch the fuck out! - Oh, shit! 5 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:26,191 - What is this? - A pager, a cell phone, 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,626 And an e-mail machine... 7 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,027 - We don't do anything like that here. 8 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,129 and you need a better name. 9 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:34,032 - Did they buy the phone? - They did not buy the phone. 10 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,134 - You're gonna have this guy present? 11 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:38,236 He's a fuckin'... A total goof. 12 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,504 - I'm not asking. 13 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:40,806 - Why did they fire you? 14 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,008 - We run payroll out of ontario. 15 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,210 But we pay all our vendors from the netherlands. 16 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,079 - Because they're idiots. 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,017 So I know how to sell your phone. 18 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:54,386 You make me ceo of research in motion. 19 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,522 - We are just fine. 20 00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:00,092 We have a 16-million dollar deal with u.S. Robotics. 21 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,394 - And how much have they paid you on that 16 million? 22 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,562 - Nothing. 23 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,230 - Uh, you guys are getting fucked. 24 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,166 They're pirates. - Uh-huh. P... 25 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,569 - I will give you $20,000 cash. 26 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,537 But I want 50% of the company. 27 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,706 - That's... - Are you joking? 28 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,242 - Who is in charge here? - Sorry. 29 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,212 - Those modems you sent us back in March. 30 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:21,880 They were defective. 31 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,416 - This is exactly what that rolex guy said was gonna happen. 32 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,084 - I think we should take this deal. 33 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,720 - Yeah? - The guy's a shark. 34 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,556 - You know who's afraid of sharks? 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,426 So, we'd like to offer you... 36 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:38,063 33% of our company. - Sure. 37 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,800 Get these fucking nerds to drop everything 38 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,102 And build this fucking phone! 39 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,470 I need a prototype. 40 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,572 - But I'll do it perfectly or I don't do it. 41 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,209 - Woodman wants to see it. We're going to bell atlantic tomorrow. 42 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,376 - What? What? 43 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,045 Huh. 44 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,647 - I had a dream we were rich. 45 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,649 "and sometimes my dreams occur exactly as..." 46 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:58,984 let's go! 47 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,820 - Should doug come with us or...? 48 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,522 - He's a goof. Get in the car. 49 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,795 - I may have forgotten the phone. 50 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:11,930 - Fuck! 51 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:15,968 - They're ready for you. 52 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:19,638 - Hi. - Hi. 53 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,340 - We make your cell phone so fucking useful 54 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:25,243 That you never have to come to the office again. 55 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,913 Total individualism all-in-one device. 56 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:30,849 - You are not a tech guy, are ya? 57 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,384 - I'm not a... 58 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,658 - Mike. - What happened? 59 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,327 - It won't work. - Here, just hold this a second. 60 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,296 Okay, so, here's your issue... 61 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:48,333 We are going to build... A sort of massive client. 62 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,603 We engage with your network, maybe a split second, like... 63 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,605 can we see it? 64 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,007 - Yeah. 65 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,977 - What do you call it? 66 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,247 - Do you want breakfast? - I'm good. 67 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,718 - Do you want to watch me eat breakfast? 68 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,253 - Gotta work. 69 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,345 He's a proven nhl talent, 70 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,481 But not scoring like the leafs need him... 71 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:21,626 - So I know we have a lot to cover, but um... 72 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:25,030 I thought we should start with our tax strategy. 73 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,799 Now, I'm sure you heard it from the americans, 74 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,968 But let me assure you, we also know 75 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,970 How to cheat on our taxes here in canada. 76 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,905 okay? 77 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:38,109 - Okay, mr. Ballsilly? 78 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,912 - Balsillie. - Balsillie. 79 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,016 Which field were you hoping to work in? 80 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:52,691 Sir? - Tech. Finance. Manufacturing. 81 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:58,263 - Okay. And what did you do at sutherland-schultz? 82 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,732 - Executive vice-president. 83 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,134 - Alright. 84 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:06,071 Executive... Vice-president. 85 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,073 That's great. 86 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,276 And where do you see yourself in ten years? 87 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:13,244 - Owning an nhl team. 88 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,852 - Really? 89 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,377 Bald bitch. 90 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,492 - It's called a blackberry. 91 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,531 It sends and receives e-mail messages. 92 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,800 It is also a cell phone. 93 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:15,674 ♪ in many ways they'll miss the good old days ♪ 94 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:19,577 ♪ someday someday ♪ 95 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:24,549 ♪ yeah, it hurts to say but I want you to stay ♪ 96 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:29,354 ♪ sometimes sometimes ♪ 97 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:33,558 ♪ when we was young oh man, did we have fun ♪ 98 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,496 ♪ always always ♪ 99 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:42,934 ♪ promises they break before they're made ♪ 100 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,070 ♪ sometimes sometimes... ♪ 101 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,039 - Good morning, mr. Balsillie. 102 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:51,443 ♪ Oh, maya says I'm lacking in depth ♪ 103 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,914 ♪ I will do my best ♪ 104 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:59,417 ♪ you say you want to stand by my side... ♪♪ 105 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,588 - Good morning, mr. Balsillie. 106 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,457 - Good morning, mr. Balsillie. - Mike's here before me? 107 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,592 - He didn't leave last night. 108 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,262 You are mentioned on page nine. 109 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:13,865 Uh, carl yankowski from palm pilot keeps calling. 110 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,868 - Yeah, well, tell him if he wants to talk to me, he can come to waterloo. 111 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,703 - That's what I said. Ted rogers wants 112 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,006 To have lunch in the city. He booked canoe. 113 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:24,108 - No. I'm not going to fucking toronto unless there's a game. 114 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,978 Oh, and call gary bettman's office about those leafs tickets. 115 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,581 Fucker tried to stick me in the third row. 116 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,884 Fucker, third row, got it. 117 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:38,356 Alright. Try 1-14 and 1-14! 118 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:41,326 - Okay. Go for 1-1-4. 119 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,662 - Okay. Sending. 120 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:03,448 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Mike. Oh, my god. 121 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,017 Boys! Oh, my god! 122 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,320 Done! Done! Yes! Yes! Come on! 123 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,791 Hey, jim, yeah, we, uh... 124 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,359 We built a messenger. 125 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,262 Fully encrypted two-way messaging 126 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:21,165 That is absolutely inaccessible by anyone including us. 127 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:25,803 It is un-trackable. Untraceable. 128 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,539 Un-hackable. 129 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:31,543 - It's texting. 130 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,678 - Uh, so... No. 131 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,347 Do you know how much it costs to send a text message? 132 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,818 - Yeah. Ten cents and the network gets every penny. 133 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,486 We're never going to see that money. 134 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,890 - Right, but these texts are sent via data. 135 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,560 So, behind the network's back. 136 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:49,961 Which means... 137 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,698 - Unlimited free texting. Only on blackberry. 138 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,703 Fuck yes! 139 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,076 Fuck yes! 140 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,081 - I sent the message that alexander graham bell sent to his assistant, 141 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,983 "watson, come here." that's what... 142 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,751 - Let's just, let's just... 143 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,199 - What the hell are you guys doing? 144 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,208 - Sorry, who are you? 145 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,278 - You said if I wanted to talk, I had to come to waterloo. 146 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,414 So, here I am. 147 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:48,086 - Gentlemen. Meet carl yankowski of palm pilot. 148 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,687 - Oh. Really? 149 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,522 - Boo! 150 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,058 - Doug. 151 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,628 - How're you doing? 152 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,898 - So I just said three words. 153 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:03,868 "two. Litre. Bottle." and you know what they said? 154 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,703 They said... 155 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:13,711 "carl, nobody drinks two litres of mountain dew." 156 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,147 I mean, they didn't see what I saw: 157 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:20,618 Large pizza, big soda, complete dinner. 158 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,455 We sold a billion litres in a month. 159 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,062 You playing with yourself under there, mikey? 160 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,139 Ah, what's the situation with you two? 161 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,743 - How do you mean? - You own a plane? 162 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,179 - Yeah. - We rent one. 163 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:52,617 - I see. Renters. Okay, so... First piece of advice, 164 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:53,818 When you're a licensed pilot, 165 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,186 You can takeoff whenever you want. 166 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,822 I save 1000 hours a year with that. 167 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,824 You know who turned me on to that? 168 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,426 John travolta. 169 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,828 - Sorry, is this advice to buy a plane 170 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,830 Or to hire you as a pilot? 171 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,467 - Do you work-out, jim? 172 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,369 - Uh, yeah. - Tell me something. 173 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,238 Why is it every other person I see in the gym 174 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,273 Is either really short or really bald? 175 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,713 - Oh. Thank you. - Enjoy. 176 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,215 - Thank you very much. Thanks. 177 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,616 - I'm good, thanks. 178 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,218 - You sure? - Yeah, thank you. 179 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,189 Alright. Let's clear the air here. 180 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,957 I had nothing to do 181 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,860 With u.S. Robotics trying to bankrupt you back in '96. 182 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,664 Defective modems, working modems... Were they defective? 183 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,734 It was 100 years ago. Who's to say? 184 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,935 - Me. 185 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,703 - That's right. 186 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,474 Michael, "mihal", the genius and the salesman. 187 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,477 There's just one little problem... 188 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:56,147 You guys have no idea how to run a company. 189 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,418 Everything in engineering has to go through you. 190 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,421 Everything in sales has to go through you. 191 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,890 You've got no middle management. 192 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,692 I mean, who's cracking the whip? 193 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,027 Who's running things while you're here? 194 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,897 - Doug. Doug. - On top of that, 195 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,733 You're still building everything in north america. 196 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,568 I mean, you're just burning money. 197 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,071 In china, they sell circuit boards by the pound. 198 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,273 - They do what? 199 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,410 - Exactly. 200 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,846 Here's what we do. 201 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:32,583 Combine blackberry and palm pilot. 202 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,219 One product. 203 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,822 It's the two-litre-bottle of smartphones. 204 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,059 - Would I still have complete control 205 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:45,430 Over every aspect of engineering and design? 206 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,265 - No. 207 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,700 - Okay, well then, it's going to... 208 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,603 We won't be able to move ahead with this. 209 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,805 I'm, I'm... Sorry. Sorry. 210 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,643 - You guys love saying "sorry," don't you? 211 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,280 Okay. Let's see what you closed at? 212 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:08,653 $4,50. Oh, god, is that canadian? 213 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,491 U.S. Robotics? 83$. 214 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:18,830 Now, that gives us a market cap of about... 45 billion. 215 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,965 So what would happen if I just... 216 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,536 I don't know, bought up all your shares? 217 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,373 Oh, what's the word for that again, sport? 218 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,043 Hostile takeover. 219 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:37,248 - Hostile takeover? What the fuck? What is happening? 220 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,750 We would just say... We could just say no. 221 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,519 We... We own the company. 222 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,290 - You know, carl. 223 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,027 You've got a deal. - Yeah? 224 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:54,332 - Yeah. Give us a couple months to get our people taken care of, 225 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,667 And then we'll, uh, we'll agree to a private sale. 226 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,369 - Wait, just uh... 227 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,271 - Mike. It's okay. It's okay. 228 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,940 It's better to get rich now 229 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,808 Than fight this guy in court for the next five years. 230 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,343 that's right. 231 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,811 You know, I like you. 232 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,380 Jim, what do you say I take you up in the 747? 233 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,349 You could sit right next to me in the cockpit. 234 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,118 - How about the day we close? 235 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,153 deal! 236 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,992 - You like hockey? 237 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,727 - God, no. It's moronic. 238 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,362 You? 239 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,599 - Hate it. 240 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,568 - What the fuck was that, man? 241 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,903 - Shh, quiet! 242 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,304 - Seriously, it doesn't have a keyboard. 243 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,572 - Shut the fuck up, mike! 244 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,907 - You need a stylus pen to type, 245 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,975 Its modem needs an antenna. 246 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,877 If we sell to that man... 247 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,379 - Listen to me, we're not selling shit. 248 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,182 Alright? We're buying time. - To do what? 249 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,851 get in. 250 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,456 - We were still talking. 251 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,440 - Ooh. 252 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,412 Sorry. 253 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,017 Best part. 254 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:27,524 - I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... 255 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,263 And I'm all out of bubble gum. 256 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,832 - Oh. They based duke nukem on this guy. 257 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,371 Like, that is duke nukem for real. 258 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,880 - Okay. Party's over. 259 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,151 - What? - Listen up. 260 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,455 Turn that thing off, please. 261 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,524 - Wait. 262 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,660 - Turn it off. 263 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,896 - Allan, can you slide it? - Yeah. 264 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,098 - You guys having fun? 265 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,267 Because we are about to lose our fucking company. 266 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,769 - What the hell happened at this lunch? 267 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,672 - Hold, hold... - Turn that fucking thing off! 268 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,247 Okay? 269 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,389 Yeah. Doug. 270 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,925 So, my question's actually for mike. 271 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,561 How are we supposed to sell another 500,000 phones 272 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:41,532 When we're already maxed on every network we're on? 273 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,703 - You guys will figure it out. 274 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,873 - How? If we put more phones on these networks, 275 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,975 They are going to crash, period. 276 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,145 We are not allowed to sell more phones. Mike? 277 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,881 - You don't worry about what's allowed. I say what's allowed. 278 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,983 I don't even understand what the problem is here. 279 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,220 Who cares if this guy wants to buy our company, isn't that good? 280 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,390 - I fucking care! That's who cares. I care. 281 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,593 I'm trying to keep this company together, you fuck. 282 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,996 - I'm sorry. Do you even know what a network limit load is? 283 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,598 - Doug, just... 284 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,568 - Talk to me outside for a second? 285 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,514 What's a network limit load? 286 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,716 - Um... This is impossible. 287 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,784 - Well, what are we supposed to fucking do, mike? 288 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:37,021 Either we jack our stock to the moon or yankowski fucks us. 289 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,689 - Doug is right. 290 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,792 Unless the carriers rebuild their entire networks, 291 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,595 There's nothing we can do. The phones use too much data. 292 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,230 - Well, then fucking shrink it. 293 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,700 - Yeah. Okay. Um... We, we looked into that... 294 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,602 - Uh-huh? 295 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,742 - These guys can't do it. 296 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,578 - What do you mean, they can't do it? 297 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,914 You said they were the best engineers in the world. 298 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,949 - I said they're the best engineers in canada. 299 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,255 well, okay, alright... 300 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,624 Who could do it? 301 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:19,230 - Maybe top guys from motorola or microsoft or google... 302 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,831 Okay. 303 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,101 - What, what, what are you doing? 304 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,069 - Who else? Where else? 305 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,004 John carmack. 306 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,908 Get john carmack! From id. 307 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,676 Can you guys hear me? 308 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,945 The guy who made doom. 309 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,814 - What's doom? 310 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,016 - Have you played wolfenstein? 311 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,722 Please, just don't sell any more phones. 312 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,495 - Can you hear me? - Yes! Yes! 313 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,564 Oh. Shit. 314 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,310 - Going for the record volleys. 51, 52, 53... 315 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,345 - 4, 5, 6... - Counting. 316 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:12,316 58, 59, 60, 1, 2... 317 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,520 - Get out of the way! He was going for the record! 318 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,322 - Gotta start again? 319 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,491 - Yo, what the fuck are these guys... 320 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,894 Yo, guys, wrong floor. - Hey! 321 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,230 - Yo. - Hey, wrong floor. 322 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,866 - This is not the warehouse. Look behind you, dude. 323 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,334 Look at this. - You count that... 324 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,236 Hey, hey. Wrong floor. 325 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:35,539 No, no. This is the sales floor, my man. 326 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,875 - Excuse me. Hey, man. 327 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,510 You're on the wrong floor. You guys should... 328 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,811 What the fuck is this? 329 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,713 There's more coming. - What's going on here? 330 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,549 - A whole other fucking skid here. 331 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,150 - What the fuck! 332 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,853 - Alright! Listen up, you dead-eyed dumb fucks. 333 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,356 Sorry to cut your little vacation short here, 334 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,725 But we got some product to move. 335 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,361 - What product can we move? - I'm sorry. What's that? 336 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,098 - Well, I thought the engineers said that we maxed out, uh, the networks? 337 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,366 - Yeah. They did, yeah. 338 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,901 And that's their fucking problem, okay? 339 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,703 Your problem is you need to sell 340 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,938 A million blackberries before q3. 341 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,047 - Uh, that's... - Uh! Uh! 342 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,616 Uh. 343 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,955 I'm not fucking joking. 344 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,461 I want 'em gone. 345 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,920 - We're actually talking about banning these. 346 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,089 - Banning? 347 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,824 - Nobody pays attention to meetings anymore. 348 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,626 They're crouched over. 349 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,227 Tell them to stop. 350 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,131 - Okay. We call them crackberries. 351 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,334 - Come work for me. 352 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,603 I can't. 353 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,071 - Why? 354 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,440 - Because I am under contract here. 355 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,310 - How much to break it? 356 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,478 - Excuse me? 357 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,613 - How much money do you want 358 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,481 To break your contract with google? 359 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,626 I'll give you a million dollars if you sign right now. 360 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,162 - I am not moving to canada. 361 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,997 We are not having this conversation. 362 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,332 - Two million. - Stop. 363 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,902 - Three million. - I need you to leave. 364 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,675 - 10 million. 365 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,515 - Well, you don't have 10 million dollars. 366 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:38,489 - This is a million-dollar option deal. 367 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,626 I will backdate that to when rim was trading at a dollar. 368 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,696 Merrill just gave us a target of 13. 369 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,103 - Is this legal? 370 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,946 - Carl. - Palmberry! 371 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,548 Yeah. Eh, listen, I can barely hear you, buddy! 372 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,884 I said, palmberry! Isn't that great? 373 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,354 - Listen, uh, I'm getting some static on the line. 374 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,923 Can I, uh... Can I call you back? 375 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,559 Jim, I can barely hear you. Jim! 376 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,228 - What? Carl? 377 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,397 - Jim, speak up. - Okay, I'll call you later. 378 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,268 - Mike? Mike lazaridis? - Uh... 379 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,805 If jim fired you, I can't undo it! I'm sorry. I've tried. 380 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,374 - No, no. I just got hired. It's paul. 381 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,410 - How ya doing? Welcome! Where are ya coming from? 382 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,479 - Uh, google. - Nice! 383 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,380 What'd, what'd you do? 384 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,117 - I was the, uh, head of physical engineering. 385 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:24,795 You are not salesmen anymore, you're male models. 386 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:29,800 I want you in every country club, yacht club, tennis club. 387 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,169 Wherever the elite go, you go. 388 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,471 I want them to see you using it 389 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,775 Be big, be loud. 390 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,446 Have them thinking, who is this annoying prick? 391 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,515 And how can I be more like him? 392 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,417 What is that? : And when they ask you, 393 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,921 Don't say it's a phone that does e-mail. 394 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:54,959 It's not a cell phone, it's a status symbol. 395 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,632 - Anybody else? Anybody else? Alright. 396 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,303 Hi. I'm calling on behalf of blackberry. 397 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,038 I heard that you're interested 398 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,242 In buying some of the quarks for your corporation. 399 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:39,136 - It's 7:55. We are back with fox 5 consumer news. 400 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,505 A global blackberry crisis this morning. 401 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,006 The company says 402 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,409 It's experiencing massive service interruptions. 403 00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:48,445 The company's help line says that users can expect delays 404 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:50,647 In sending and receiving messages. 405 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:54,051 - Yes. Yes. We are aware of the problem, and uh, we are... 406 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,853 We are sorting it out right now. I'll call you back. 407 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,358 It's all down there! - Are we totally fucked? 408 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,961 - Hey! Quiet! 409 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,367 let's just... 410 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,636 Keep it down out here, guys... For a second. 411 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,405 - Phew! 412 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,873 How many are down? 413 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,509 - Maybe 10,000. 414 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,745 - Oh, jesus. Okay. And where's jim? 415 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,414 In california? - Yeah. There. 416 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,882 - Alright, do me a favor. Whatever has to happen, 417 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,251 Keep pacific 2 and 4 going. - Okay. One sec. 418 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,053 Yeah. 419 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,722 Hey, allan. - Mm-hmm. 420 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:35,025 - Um, why is the entire network being run off of your laptop? 421 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,294 - It's either this or I shut everything down while we're debugging. 422 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,463 - Okay, what do you have open here? 423 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,968 - New baldur's gate. 424 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:48,238 Doug set it up on lan. Check this out. 425 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,974 it's all custom. 426 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:53,744 we hacked it. 427 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,446 okay. Okay. 428 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:58,749 Hello? 429 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,083 You have a collect call from... 430 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:01,785 What the fuck is happening? 431 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,854 Will you accept the charges? 432 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:06,923 Are you still there? 433 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,459 - Yes, I accept. 434 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,893 Thank you. 435 00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:11,295 - Mike. - Hi. 436 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,631 - There are three reasons why people buy our phones. 437 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,066 Do you know what they are? - E-mail? 438 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,936 - They! Fucking! Work! 439 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,238 - Yeah. Okay. It's not us, jim. It's the carrier. 440 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,973 Verizon is doing something weird. 441 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,342 - Well, I'm about to do something weird if you don't fix this. 442 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,010 Now! - Um... 443 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:29,079 - The deal was I get the engineers, 444 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,947 You shrink the data! 445 00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:32,783 - Are you... Are you selling more phones? 446 00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:35,152 - What the hell do you think I've been doing over here, mike? 447 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,655 We're in the middle of a hostile fucking takeover! 448 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,357 Do I need to have somebody babysit you dorks? 449 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,826 - Okay, okay. So that's... Okay. 450 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,963 Uh... Yeah, the entire system is crashing. 451 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,764 He's selling more phones. 452 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:51,835 - Hey, goddammit! - Yeah. Yeah. So... Okay... 453 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,838 You know, maybe just hold off selling more until we... 454 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,306 - I'm gonna fuck... 455 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,988 - Verizon wireless, how may I direct your call? 456 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,656 - John woodman, please. 457 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:15,158 This is mike lazaridis calling from research in motion. 458 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,326 - Hold please. 459 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,133 - Tell me that you're about to fix this, mike. 460 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,335 I thought our deal was you don't crash our network. 461 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,471 - Yes. I know. I'm sorry. You're right. 462 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,072 - So what's happening? 463 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,975 They tell me that you're subscribing 5,000 phones a day! 464 00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:34,978 - Oh, my god. Okay, yeah. Uh, no, that was a mistake. 465 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,713 - What are you talking about, "mistake"? What mistake? 466 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,548 I mean, who's in charge there? - I'm in charge. 467 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,750 I'm in charge over here. 468 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,719 Uh, okay, john, do not worry. 469 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,222 Okay, I think if we can just get a bit more bandwidth... 470 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:49,760 - What bandwidth? Where's this extra fucking bandwidth coming from? 471 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,361 I've extended you... - Okay, okay. I am so sorry. 472 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,896 - Everything that we have got. 473 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,431 - I can fix this. I can fix this. 474 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,399 - Now, mike, or I'm taking you off the network. 475 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,302 You have one week. - You got it. 476 00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,937 Thank you so much, j... 477 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,010 Hello? - Mr. Lazaridis? 478 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,446 - Yeah. - Stan sigman from at&t 479 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,881 Says you've crashed his network 480 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,716 Oh yeah, I... 481 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,860 Now, I know you're busy, but I'd love to have 482 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,463 My network back when you have a chance. Okay? 483 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:29,933 All this bullshit about me selling minutes... 484 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:33,136 Now, how many minutes are you costing me here, jim? 485 00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:35,139 Who's gonna pay for that, huh? 486 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:46,016 - Okay, sorry, is this technically legal? 487 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,385 Ritchie! 488 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,954 I'm actually in a personal meeting, charles. 489 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,190 - And I personally don't give a flying fuck! 490 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:57,027 Engineering can't do a goddamn thing until you send that fax! 491 00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:01,331 Now take a "meeting" when the union isn't ripping my guts out. 492 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,333 Do you hear me? 493 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,105 Get it done. 494 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:11,641 Son of a bitch. 495 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,448 - You said you were located in waterloo? 496 00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:22,419 - What is that guy's name? 497 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,991 - Okay. Okay. Hey, everybody. Welcome to research in motion! 498 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,026 I know this is a bit disorganized. 499 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,928 I promise we will get everybody settled. 500 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,196 My name is doug. 501 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,265 This is mike lazaridis, 502 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,867 Inventor of the smartphone. 503 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:39,569 If anybody cares. 504 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,872 ah, come on! 505 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:44,541 Take a bow, james! - I'm not, I'm not taking a bow. 506 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,210 It's okay. - Wonder boys. 507 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:50,113 Um, in the meantime, we are having a bit of a network issue. 508 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:53,650 So, put up your hand if you understand mobitex architecture? 509 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:58,255 Two people. 510 00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:01,058 Okay. Um, that's fine. 511 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,926 You two, you're with mike. 512 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:06,897 The rest of you, I don't know what you do, but follow me. 513 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,633 We are taking a tour! Let's go. 514 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,035 It's going to be a little bit like sam rockwell 515 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,970 In teenage mutant ninja turtles in the foot clan. 516 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:15,606 - Can I talk to you for a second? 517 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,042 What is charles purdy doing here? 518 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,245 - What... What are you talking about? 519 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,779 - The man standing in the hallway 520 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,748 Directly over my left shoulder. 521 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,117 Oh, jesus. 522 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:31,355 - Listen to me. That guy will fuck you up. 523 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,424 Do not let that man anywhere near 524 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,859 Your engineering department. 525 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:37,194 Trust me. 526 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,930 - Yeah. Okay. Alright. 527 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,833 - I'm serious. 528 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,170 He will fuck your shit up. 529 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,606 - Can I help you? 530 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,142 You're mike, aren't you? 531 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:56,079 - Y-yes. I'm mike. What are you doing here? 532 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,949 Charles purdy. I'm your new coo. 533 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,184 - Oh. 534 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:05,155 Jim hired you to be the chief... 535 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:08,125 - I'm here to get this ship under control. 536 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,695 - We are under control. 537 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,163 - Oh, really? 538 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:15,132 Whose? 539 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,910 Hm? 540 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,021 Okay. So, then let's try something different. 541 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:41,024 Instead of shrinking the data, maybe, we spread it out? 542 00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:42,559 Thank you. 543 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,728 Well, why not take multiple towers 544 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,997 In the same zone and split the packet between them? 545 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,865 We can put it back together at the server. 546 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:50,400 - We tried that. Here's the problem. 547 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,868 The towers don't recognize one another. 548 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:54,338 Each one has no idea which piece of the signal 549 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,340 They're receiving and the whole process just keeps... 550 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:57,841 - Maybe we reprogram the towers? 551 00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:59,977 - They're not our towers. We don't control them. 552 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:02,546 - That's okay. At naughty dog, we had to hack the playstation 553 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,547 To get crash bandicoot running. 554 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,851 - Okay. So, if each exchange is triangulated, 555 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:10,654 We could divide the signal three ways? 556 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,489 - No. No. We could actually do way, way more. 557 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,391 Every blackberry is a server. 558 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,860 - We could divide the signal between every user in the same grid. 559 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,895 - Divide it by thousands. So, it will be like napster. 560 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:20,830 Distributed network of your own users. 561 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,499 And it's gotta be in the terms of service. 562 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,234 Hackers would be on it so fast. 563 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,770 They encrypt everything server side, right? 564 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,605 Mike? 565 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,876 I mean, everything is already encrypted. So... 566 00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,378 Mike? 567 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,114 - Mike? 568 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,983 - Excuse me. 569 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,821 You can have my bacon. 570 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,530 - What are they paying you? 571 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,732 - I shouldn't say. 572 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,869 - They're paying me 10 million dollars. 573 00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,837 - Yeah. Me too. 574 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:27,297 - Higher on that side. Let's get a chair over there. 575 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,865 - Oh, yeah. 576 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,004 Here you go, buddy. 577 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:40,911 - Yes. Come in. 578 00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,546 - Mr. Purdy? 579 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,783 Yeah, uh... So... 580 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,019 First of all, sorry about before. 581 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,721 Uh, but... 582 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:56,459 Most importantly, me and some of the new guys... 583 00:34:56,461 --> 00:35:00,530 May have finally solved our data problem. 584 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,333 - Well, you showed me, didn't you! 585 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:08,371 - Oh. No, I'm not... I'm not bringing it up like that. 586 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:10,340 It's, it's, uh... 587 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:17,047 Allan lewis handles all of our servers. 588 00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:22,852 - And? - Yeah, right. Fine. 589 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:27,157 Okay. And I need him... To test this out, 590 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,692 To make sure everything's okay. 591 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:33,463 So he needs to... Test this right now, 592 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:38,068 Even if it is... Movie night back there. 593 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,438 - Oh. 594 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,409 What's this fella's name? 595 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,156 Allan lewis? 596 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,726 Which one of you is allan lewis?! 597 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:04,928 - Ah. - Hello. 598 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,663 - Michael's had a breakthrough. 599 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,932 Now, I want these tested. 600 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:12,035 And I want the report on my desk, Friday. 601 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,538 - When? Sorry? 602 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,674 - Friday. 603 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,878 - This looks like a whole new relay system. 604 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,346 Uh-huh. 605 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,182 - Testing this will probably take me a month. 606 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:28,852 - Well, then you best get started, hadn't you? 607 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:34,524 - It's bad luck to work on movie night. 608 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,661 Can't work on movie night. 609 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,265 - You're all children. Is that it? 610 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,634 sorry, who are you? 611 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:47,604 - You think this is funny, is it? 612 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,508 - Just wondering, who are you? 613 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,510 - I'm charles purdy. 614 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,380 From this moment on, you will all work for me. 615 00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:01,484 And if that work is not done at a pace that I expect, 616 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:02,919 You'll be fired. 617 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:08,124 And I'll keep firing until this room is full of men, 618 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:11,795 And not little boys playing with their little penises. 619 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,704 Now, are there any questions? 620 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,207 - Um... 621 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,943 Where's doug? 622 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,225 - Doug! Let's go, bro. 623 00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:44,327 - Movie night tonight. Movie night. 624 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,652 Movie night. We're doing it right now. 625 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,756 Have you seen this? 626 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:47,757 - No. 627 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:50,126 - Have you been out there? - No. 628 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:53,096 - Dude. Jim killed movie night. 629 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:55,465 Actually, what am I saying, he didn't have the guts to do it himself. 630 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,167 Apparently, he got this 300-pound dude 631 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,769 To go in there and start screaming at everybody! 632 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,072 Said he was going to fire allan. 633 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:11,981 Mike? 634 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,086 - We do need... We do need to get back to work. 635 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,101 - Yeah... 636 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:44,080 Do you not ever wonder why 637 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:47,250 These guys are willing to work 80 hours a week? 638 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:49,386 Never see their families? 639 00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,655 Never get any credit? 640 00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:54,157 - Yeah, it's because they get to work 641 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,059 On the best phone in the world, doug. 642 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,634 - Yeah... 643 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,704 That must be it. 644 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,219 Hello? 645 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:24,887 You're making a big mistake, sport. 646 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:27,257 Yeah, uh, sorry, carl. I'm gonna have to call you back. 647 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,058 - I'm stepping into a meeting. - Don't hang up on me. 648 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,594 Don't you fucking... - how's everybody doing? 649 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:37,200 - Jim, I know this isn't exactly what you want to hear, 650 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:40,703 But this board feels that 651 00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:43,473 In order to avoid further disruptions, 652 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:46,442 It's best we end our relationship with blackberry. 653 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,445 - John, we're just getting started. 654 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,980 - Jim, I'm serious. 655 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,983 We're willing to take the hit on users 656 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,752 And let them go crash somebody else's fucking network. 657 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,153 It's over. 658 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,190 - No. 659 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:05,828 What's "over" is your bullshit limit of 500,000 users. 660 00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:07,764 We quadrupled it. 661 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,232 Okay, jim... 662 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,435 - Our engineers reprogrammed your towers. 663 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,904 As of right now, verizon is capable 664 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,507 Of carrying two million blackberries at the same time. 665 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,676 And we've already sold half of those. 666 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,045 - Bullshit. 667 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,647 - Try me. 668 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,136 ♪ hello operator ♪ 669 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,639 ♪ can you give me number nine ♪ 670 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:52,175 ♪ can I see you later ♪ 671 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:54,777 ♪ will you give me back my dime ♪ 672 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:57,280 ♪ turn the oscillator ♪ 673 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,782 ♪ twist it with a dollar bill ♪ 674 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:02,118 ♪ mail man bring the paper ♪ 675 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,854 ♪ leave it on my window sill... ♪♪ 676 00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:08,324 - How'd you do it, mike? 677 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:28,945 (rock song continues) 678 00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:47,363 Difuze