1 00:00:20,269 --> 00:00:24,273 Let's take a boat to Bermuda 2 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:28,110 Let's take a plane to Saint Paul 3 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:32,656 Let's grab a kayak to Quincy or Nyack 4 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:35,451 Let's get away from it all 5 00:00:36,577 --> 00:00:40,372 Let's take a trip in a trailer 6 00:00:40,456 --> 00:00:44,293 No need to come back at all 7 00:00:44,376 --> 00:00:48,340 Let's take a powder to Boston for chowder 8 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:51,343 Let's get away from it all 9 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:56,723 We'll travel 'round from town to town 10 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,726 We'll visit every state 11 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,231 I'll repeat that "I love you sweet!" 12 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,150 In all the forty-eight 13 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,947 Let's go again to Niagara 14 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,701 This time we'll look at the fall 15 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,579 Let's leave our hut, dear 16 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,331 Get out of our rut, dear 17 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,541 Oh! 18 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,543 Let's get away from it all 19 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:29,340 TOBY: It was 1957 and we're driving from Florida to Utah. 20 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,717 After my mother was beaten up by her boyfriend, 21 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:35,096 we got in the Nash and hightailed it for the uranium fields. 22 00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:37,682 We were gonna get rich and change our luck. 23 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:41,436 Which hadn't been so hot since our family broke up five years back. 24 00:01:41,979 --> 00:01:47,609 I spy with my little eye something that begins with C. 25 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:49,862 - Cactus. Cactus. - Nope. 26 00:01:50,028 --> 00:01:52,489 - No? - It's upwards. 27 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:55,409 Up. Up in the... 28 00:01:55,659 --> 00:01:56,827 Clouds. Clouds. 29 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,161 Yay! 30 00:01:58,245 --> 00:01:59,288 Okay, your turn. 31 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:03,000 I was caught up in my mother's freedom, her delight in her freedom. 32 00:02:03,876 --> 00:02:05,378 She was going to get rich on uranium 33 00:02:05,461 --> 00:02:07,046 and I was going to help her. 34 00:02:07,297 --> 00:02:10,258 I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair 35 00:02:10,466 --> 00:02:13,469 And send him on his way 36 00:02:14,596 --> 00:02:17,640 I'm gonna wave that man right outta my arms 37 00:02:17,724 --> 00:02:20,310 I'm gonna wave that man right outta my arms 38 00:02:20,435 --> 00:02:23,605 I'm gonna wave that man right outta my arms 39 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,899 And send him on his way 40 00:02:25,982 --> 00:02:29,194 We'll travel 'round from town to town 41 00:02:29,277 --> 00:02:32,364 We'll visit every state 42 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:36,869 And I'll repeat that "I love you sweet!" 43 00:02:36,952 --> 00:02:39,955 In all the forty-eight 44 00:02:48,297 --> 00:02:50,174 How does this thing work, anyway? 45 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,052 Well, I think it causes like a... 46 00:02:53,636 --> 00:02:57,682 It makes a black light that causes uranium traces to glow. 47 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:01,144 So, we can walk along the street and find glowing uranium? 48 00:03:01,603 --> 00:03:03,813 Well, it was everywhere in Moab, they say. 49 00:03:04,689 --> 00:03:06,233 We were too late in Moab. 50 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:10,195 That guy at the office said nobody had found uranium in Salt Lake City. 51 00:03:10,487 --> 00:03:13,365 Well, that means we'll pretty much have the place to ourselves. 52 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:15,867 - Yeah. - God, this could be a big break for us. 53 00:03:15,951 --> 00:03:18,161 I mean, if this works out, just think about it. 54 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:23,167 We could get a real house and we could get rid of this damn Nash. 55 00:03:24,418 --> 00:03:26,212 We'd have no more money worries. 56 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:29,632 It'd be just like heaven on a June day. 57 00:03:32,635 --> 00:03:34,637 Heaven on a June day. 58 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:41,686 Let's get away from it all 59 00:03:46,649 --> 00:03:47,818 Damn it. 60 00:03:47,985 --> 00:03:50,237 You know, if I had one wish right now, 61 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,865 only one wish, you know what that would be? 62 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,494 I'd like to burn this goddamn Nash to a crisp. 63 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,122 I'm serious. I hate it. 64 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,040 I hate the man who invented it. 65 00:04:02,332 --> 00:04:03,876 I hate the factory who produced it. 66 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:06,670 Almost makes me want to see Roy again. 67 00:04:06,962 --> 00:04:09,131 He was the only one who could make it stop overheating. 68 00:04:10,674 --> 00:04:12,467 My God, he was boring. 69 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:14,429 Boring and mean. 70 00:04:15,471 --> 00:04:17,682 You sure got crappy taste in boyfriends. 71 00:04:20,351 --> 00:04:22,437 Come on, let's go get rich in Salt Lake. 72 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:30,028 Blue Monday, how I hate Blue Monday 73 00:04:31,154 --> 00:04:34,365 Got to work like a slave all day 74 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,951 Here come Tuesday 75 00:04:37,285 --> 00:04:40,414 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're pulling my leg, right? 76 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:43,167 No. We came here to look for uranium. 77 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:47,463 My God, lady, if you're looking for uranium, why didn't you go to Moab? 78 00:04:47,546 --> 00:04:50,132 We went there, but everybody beat us. We were a little late. 79 00:04:50,466 --> 00:04:53,427 So you came here just on the chance you'd find uranium? 80 00:04:54,386 --> 00:04:55,804 Yeah. 81 00:04:56,055 --> 00:04:59,600 Listen, do you mind me saying something to you that might sound rude? 82 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:04,313 Lady, you got more courage than you got common sense. 83 00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:15,951 - So, what'd the man say? - Don't ask. 84 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:19,496 (SIGHS) 85 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,875 (ENGINE STALLING) 86 00:05:29,631 --> 00:05:30,757 (SIGHS) 87 00:05:30,841 --> 00:05:33,010 TOBY: My mom had her own way of solving problems. 88 00:05:33,094 --> 00:05:34,637 She left them behind. 89 00:05:34,804 --> 00:05:37,056 That's what she did with the Nash, just left it there. 90 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:39,976 CAROLINE: Things are going to start looking up. Can you feel it? 91 00:05:40,142 --> 00:05:41,519 TOBY: Yup. CAROLINE: I can feel it. 92 00:05:41,894 --> 00:05:43,729 God, the good times are coming. 93 00:05:43,813 --> 00:05:46,858 TOBY: My mom had high hopes, especially for me. 94 00:05:47,692 --> 00:05:50,653 I'd been giving her no end of grief since she left Dad. 95 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,281 But I decided I was gonna do better. 96 00:05:53,531 --> 00:05:55,366 I was gonna have straight-arrow friends. 97 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:59,079 I was gonna get all A's in school and I was gonna keep my nose clean. 98 00:05:59,746 --> 00:06:01,707 I promised it and I meant it. 99 00:06:04,751 --> 00:06:07,629 Yeah, we generally like to give new boys the benefit of the doubt. 100 00:06:07,754 --> 00:06:10,507 This is the second time in two weeks that you've been in front of me. 101 00:06:11,425 --> 00:06:15,596 Now, I think you'd better give your mother a call, tell her to come down here. 102 00:06:16,096 --> 00:06:17,598 She works. 103 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:20,517 She's working. 104 00:06:22,644 --> 00:06:24,480 It wasn't me who broke their stupid window. 105 00:06:24,606 --> 00:06:25,732 CAROLINE: Oh, please. 106 00:06:25,815 --> 00:06:27,692 Oh, gee, thanks a lot. Believe them instead of me. 107 00:06:27,775 --> 00:06:29,944 If you care anything about me at all, you'll just be quiet. 108 00:06:30,028 --> 00:06:32,947 If you'd cared anything about me, you would've stayed married to Dad. 109 00:06:34,949 --> 00:06:36,534 I didn't really mean that. 110 00:06:37,368 --> 00:06:38,995 I knew it wasn't true. 111 00:06:39,078 --> 00:06:42,332 My father went his own way a long time before they actually called it quits 112 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,709 and took my older brother, Gregory, with him. 113 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:50,174 Sometimes I had to blame somebody, 114 00:06:50,466 --> 00:06:52,259 and she was the only one there. 115 00:07:24,459 --> 00:07:26,294 (BABY CRYING AT DISTANCE) 116 00:07:27,629 --> 00:07:29,297 (CAROLINE GROANS) 117 00:07:33,134 --> 00:07:35,387 - What time is it? - 7:00, almost. 118 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:37,514 Why didn't you wake me up? 119 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,099 Well, I started dinner. 120 00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:41,519 The potatoes are frying and I'm heating up some hot dogs. 121 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:54,991 - I'm sorry. - I know you are. 122 00:07:56,158 --> 00:07:59,787 Honey, I know your father doesn't call you and your brother doesn't write 123 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,373 but you know it's not my fault. 124 00:08:02,456 --> 00:08:03,833 I know. 125 00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:06,335 Okay. 126 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,796 (PHONE RINGING) 127 00:08:10,632 --> 00:08:12,092 Hello? 128 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:15,596 Hello, Roy. 129 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:18,849 TOBY: Oh! 130 00:08:19,641 --> 00:08:21,518 A Winchester! Thanks. 131 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,688 Yeah, I found me a room. 132 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:27,566 But it's clear the hell and gone across town. 133 00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:33,113 And I think I got a job lined up doing tune-ups at a Texaco station. 134 00:08:35,491 --> 00:08:37,702 So how you like it at Winstead's? 135 00:08:41,497 --> 00:08:43,208 How do you know where I work, Roy? 136 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:46,544 Well, I've been here almost a week. 137 00:08:46,628 --> 00:08:48,087 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 138 00:08:48,838 --> 00:08:52,425 And you've been following me around for a week? 139 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:56,095 How did you find me? 140 00:08:58,056 --> 00:08:59,892 You like that rifle, Toby? 141 00:09:00,059 --> 00:09:02,561 It's the best present I ever got. I love it. 142 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:04,188 I'm gonna go pretend like I'm shooting, Mom. 143 00:09:04,271 --> 00:09:06,941 Don't point it at anybody or I won't teach you to shoot. 144 00:09:07,858 --> 00:09:10,861 - It's not loaded. - You heard me. Anything or anybody. 145 00:09:11,237 --> 00:09:12,655 It's got no bullets for God's sake. 146 00:09:12,738 --> 00:09:14,365 Don't make me speak to you again. 147 00:09:14,573 --> 00:09:17,243 Fine. I'll just go point it at the sky then. 148 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:25,335 Don't. 149 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:28,004 Roy, don't! 150 00:09:28,171 --> 00:09:30,090 Don't, Roy. Toby's still awake. 151 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,689 You are one sweet thing, baby. 152 00:09:46,481 --> 00:09:50,318 It's just the sight of you makes my dick hard. 153 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:52,029 (CHUCKLING) 154 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,827 Don't, Roy. 155 00:09:58,619 --> 00:09:59,996 Don't, now. 156 00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:02,623 He's not going to hear anything. 157 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:05,042 (PANTING) 158 00:10:12,884 --> 00:10:14,302 Look, I'm... 159 00:10:16,971 --> 00:10:18,682 Sorry, baby. I'm sorry. 160 00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:22,186 Come on, you know I didn't mean that. 161 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,650 I'm just so glad to see you, that's all. 162 00:10:29,735 --> 00:10:32,321 Huh? Huh? 163 00:10:42,664 --> 00:10:46,294 (IMITATES GUNSHOTS) 164 00:10:50,215 --> 00:10:52,592 (CAROLINE MOANING) 165 00:10:59,849 --> 00:11:01,851 (BED SQUEAKING) 166 00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:25,125 TOBY: Most afternoons, I'd wander around in a trance. 167 00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:28,879 Sometimes I'd go downtown and stare at the merchandise. 168 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,549 Maybe I'd shoplift. Maybe not. 169 00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:37,138 I used to imagine I saw my father coming toward me. 170 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:40,058 I'd wait for him to recognize me. 171 00:11:41,476 --> 00:11:43,144 I knew it couldn't be him though. 172 00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:45,605 He was living back East, married to a rich woman. 173 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,692 His nickname was Duke and that's how I thought of him. 174 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,194 As a duke living in a castle far away. 175 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:57,033 A few minutes later, I'd pick someone else. 176 00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:03,457 (DOOR CLOSES) 177 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,459 - TOBY: I'm home. - Hi, honey. 178 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,379 - We going someplace? - We sure are. 179 00:12:08,588 --> 00:12:10,798 - Where? - I don't know. You got any ideas? 180 00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:14,093 - Phoenix. - Good. You know, I was thinking Phoenix. 181 00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:17,555 Or Seattle. Plenty of opportunities in both those places. 182 00:12:17,722 --> 00:12:19,724 What about your fabulous boyfriend? 183 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,684 What about the fabulous, boring Roy. 184 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,978 - Is he coming too? - God, I hope not. 185 00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,230 I looked out the window at work today, 186 00:12:26,314 --> 00:12:28,775 and he was parked across the street watching me. 187 00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:30,569 (SIGHS) So uncool. 188 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:33,363 Really? You didn't seem to think so last night. 189 00:12:33,488 --> 00:12:38,202 "(GASPS) I just love my new rifle, Roy! It's the bestest present I ever had." 190 00:12:38,285 --> 00:12:39,453 Shut up. 191 00:12:39,536 --> 00:12:40,871 (CHUCKLING) 192 00:12:42,706 --> 00:12:44,166 (SIGHS) 193 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:46,418 There. 194 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:48,712 Now? We're leaving now? 195 00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:51,006 - What about all the food? - Leave it. 196 00:12:51,215 --> 00:12:52,841 Even the canned stuff? 197 00:12:52,926 --> 00:12:54,385 Are you coming or staying? 198 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,558 Woo-hoo! 199 00:13:04,687 --> 00:13:07,065 Ask him when the next one to Phoenix is. 200 00:13:07,899 --> 00:13:09,984 Excuse me, when's the next bus to Phoenix? 201 00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:11,945 Tomorrow morning. 11:45. 202 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:15,865 - How about Seattle? - Yeah, what about Seattle? 203 00:13:16,407 --> 00:13:19,620 Leaves in, what, three, no, two minutes. 204 00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:24,416 - Is this the bus to Seattle? - MAN: Yes, it is. 205 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,501 - Thank you. - You bet. 206 00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,920 Hurry. Come on. Seattle, here we go! 207 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,050 You know, I always had a good head for figures. 208 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,927 And if I could get a CPA license, 209 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:37,680 I bet we could make a real go of it in Seattle. 210 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:41,016 I know what. I'll advertise for roommates. 211 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:43,477 Find us a real roommate. 212 00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:55,198 I'm not a juvenile delinquent 213 00:13:56,324 --> 00:14:00,954 No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no 214 00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:05,625 No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no 215 00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:12,633 No-no-no, I'm not a juvenile delinquent 216 00:14:14,302 --> 00:14:16,596 Do the things that's right 217 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,764 And you'll do nothing wrong 218 00:14:18,848 --> 00:14:23,477 Life will be so nice, you'll be in paradise 219 00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:29,233 I know, because I'm not a juvenile delinquent 220 00:14:29,317 --> 00:14:31,277 - Hey, Ter. - Hey, Jack. 221 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:36,616 What did your mom say about skipping school today? 222 00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:38,160 Who listens? 223 00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:39,620 (TERRY LAUGHS) 224 00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:41,330 Did you go to Wanda's last night? 225 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,998 Uh-huh. 226 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,833 You make out? 227 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,001 Uh-huh. 228 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,419 Make out good? 229 00:14:47,502 --> 00:14:48,754 Uh-huh. 230 00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:51,006 How good? 231 00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:53,592 Fucked her till her nose bled. 232 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,802 (LAUGHS) 233 00:14:55,886 --> 00:14:57,137 Sure you did. 234 00:14:58,347 --> 00:15:00,015 Hey, Jack. Terry. 235 00:15:00,474 --> 00:15:03,895 Oh, look. It's Elvis, Elvis, and Elvis. 236 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,065 Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me. 237 00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:08,942 (BOYS LAUGH) 238 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,320 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 239 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,698 Silver. 240 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,536 - Anybody here? - Help! Help! 241 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,163 Help! Help! I'm in here! 242 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:23,998 Help! Help! 243 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,960 Well. Lois, oh, baby, come here. 244 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,505 I got six hot inches just waiting for you. 245 00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:31,340 Yeah, you wish. 246 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:35,219 Oh, Lois. I want you so bad. 247 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:38,639 Come on, you make my dick hard, baby. Mmm! 248 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,391 Yum, yum. 249 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,560 Come on, baby. I'll do you better than Superman. 250 00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:45,688 Just give me a chance. (HUMS SUPERHERO THEME) 251 00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:47,481 How did you find me, Superman? 252 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,943 Lois. Daddy-o's going to make you happy-o. 253 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:52,444 Tie them ropes around me. 254 00:15:52,611 --> 00:15:54,530 You couldn't even get it up, Silver. 255 00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:58,159 (SLURPING) 256 00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:02,581 TOBY: We had to talk dirty for a while. It was a formality. 257 00:16:02,873 --> 00:16:05,792 Like crossing yourself with holy water when you went into a church. 258 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:09,170 I want you to go back into the office and wait, I have something to do. 259 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:15,468 After that, we shut up and watched the show. 260 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,471 We softened. We surrendered. 261 00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:22,143 We watched Superman have dumb adventures with dorky plots 262 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,020 and we didn't laugh at them. 263 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,319 WOMAN: (GASPS) Wow. 264 00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:34,989 It looks better with the bow in back. 265 00:16:35,072 --> 00:16:36,616 He'll love it. 266 00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:39,702 And you say he's getting serious already, huh? 267 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:43,039 God, I think so. He keeps talking to me about marriage. 268 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:44,540 He's dying to meet Toby. 269 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,710 Well, that's it. Three dates. You got him. 270 00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:48,712 I'm not sure I want him. 271 00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,339 Don't want who? 272 00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:53,884 Well, it's the tough guy who can't be bothered to go to school. 273 00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,719 Don't want who? 274 00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:58,472 Dwight, honey. You remember? I told you about him. 275 00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:00,432 Please, use a glass. 276 00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:01,558 (BELCHES) 277 00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:05,229 He's that guy that comes down from the boondocks? The mechanic? 278 00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,731 Dwight. What a stupid name. 279 00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,361 D-wight. 280 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,155 D-wight. 281 00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:16,157 D-wight. 282 00:17:16,282 --> 00:17:17,909 D-wight. 283 00:17:18,117 --> 00:17:19,911 D-wight. 284 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:21,538 D-wight. 285 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:22,830 Dwight. 286 00:17:22,914 --> 00:17:24,541 WOMAN: Caroline. DWIGHT: Hello? 287 00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:27,335 Hi. 288 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:29,212 - The door was open. - Behave. 289 00:17:31,339 --> 00:17:32,840 Thank you. 290 00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,804 Introduce you to everybody. I'll take your hat. 291 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,229 - Dwight, this is Marian. - Marian. 292 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,189 - And Kathy. - Kathy. 293 00:17:47,648 --> 00:17:50,609 And this is my son. 294 00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:53,529 - So, you're Toby? - No. 295 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:56,907 - You're not Toby? - No. 296 00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,701 He wants to be called Jack. 297 00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,579 Silly, but you know, since he read those Jack London books, you know. 298 00:18:01,912 --> 00:18:03,789 Well, I'll call him anything he wants. 299 00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,251 I always say people can call me anything they want 300 00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:09,504 as long as they don't call me late for supper. 301 00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,509 Would you like a cup of coffee before we go or something? 302 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,053 I believe I could stand a cup of java, yeah. 303 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,514 - Have a seat. - Over here? 304 00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:31,569 - So, Jack, do you like school? - No. 305 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,613 - You don't like school? - No. 306 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,324 Well, that's the way it is these days with kids. 307 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,868 He might like it if he ever went there and tried it. 308 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,621 Well, have another cookie, Marian. Keep your strength up. 309 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:45,708 My son's decided to try to drive me to an early grave. Truly. 310 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,169 Straighten up and be polite now, honey. 311 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,758 - Mmm! Who made this? - I did. 312 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:57,846 Mmm. Well, well, well, all I can say is, you people are pretty lucky 313 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,682 to live in a house with a cup of coffee like this. 314 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,936 Oh, wait. 315 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,785 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 316 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,037 Just a little trick I learned in the Navy. 317 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:36,511 Uh, so, Jack, I hear you're invited up to Dwight's next week for Thanksgiving. 318 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:39,055 Oh, you'll love it. Great air, great water. 319 00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:41,808 And for scenery, all you have to do is step outside your front door 320 00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,393 and just open your eyes. 321 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,436 And there's a turkey shoot Thanksgiving Day. 322 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,896 Your mom said you might like it. 323 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,482 So I signed you up. 324 00:19:49,191 --> 00:19:52,069 - Really? Can I bring my Winchester? - Sure, you can. 325 00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:54,321 - I bet you I'll get that turkey. - You might. 326 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:58,033 Look, it can sit up and talk just like a normal human being. 327 00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:01,161 Come on, Dwight. We're going to be late. 328 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,919 Thank you. Thank you. 329 00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:12,423 Here's your hat. 330 00:20:12,506 --> 00:20:14,676 Okay, not too much television now. 331 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,637 Jack. Ladies. 332 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:24,269 I love a man who knows how to dress. 333 00:20:24,352 --> 00:20:26,021 He's so appealing. 334 00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:27,522 What a dope. 335 00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:44,874 Well, c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight 336 00:20:44,957 --> 00:20:46,083 Okay, come on. 337 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:51,297 I got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right 338 00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:55,885 Been a-doin' my homework all week long 339 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:58,721 And now the house is empty, and the folks are gone 340 00:21:00,264 --> 00:21:01,599 C'mon everybody 341 00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:04,268 (CAR HORN BLARES) 342 00:21:04,352 --> 00:21:05,561 (ALL LAUGHING) 343 00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:08,148 (WHOOPING) 344 00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:13,028 I'll have a look at it and I'll make a muslin for you. 345 00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:14,780 - You will? Oh, wow. - Mm-hmm. 346 00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:18,283 Dragging a lot of dirt up the aisle with a train, you know. 347 00:21:20,077 --> 00:21:21,119 Oh. 348 00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:23,372 Please. 349 00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,833 - Allow me. - (LAUGHS) 350 00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:28,710 There you go. 351 00:21:29,711 --> 00:21:31,755 Just a little trick I learned in the Navy. 352 00:21:32,298 --> 00:21:33,841 He wasn't that bad. 353 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,052 Let me try this. 354 00:21:38,012 --> 00:21:39,472 Mmm! 355 00:21:39,556 --> 00:21:41,307 Who made this? Did you make this? 356 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,978 I'd love to live in a house with a cup of java like that. 357 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,355 You do. 358 00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:50,775 - You need a light? - Yes, yes. 359 00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:53,361 There you go. Kids today, I tell you. 360 00:21:54,904 --> 00:21:56,114 Are you through, Jack? 361 00:21:56,197 --> 00:21:58,576 I do believe I am. I do believe I am through. 362 00:22:01,579 --> 00:22:04,164 CAROLINE: I want you to try to be polite to Dwight this weekend. 363 00:22:04,248 --> 00:22:05,499 Okay. 364 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,211 - I mean it. - I said, okay, didn't I? 365 00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,922 You know, honey, he's gone to a lot of trouble. 366 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,800 And you never know, I mean, Concrete might be fun. 367 00:22:19,179 --> 00:22:21,348 Concrete, my favorite town. 368 00:22:22,057 --> 00:22:24,185 Welcome to beautiful Concrete. 369 00:22:24,269 --> 00:22:25,395 Would you please stop that? 370 00:22:26,229 --> 00:22:27,355 Stop what? 371 00:22:27,439 --> 00:22:28,732 (CAR HORN HONKING) 372 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:40,243 Please try to be nice, okay? 373 00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:42,787 (SIGHS) 374 00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,664 - All right. - Thank you. 375 00:22:56,552 --> 00:22:58,387 DWIGHT: The air is like wine up at my place. 376 00:22:58,471 --> 00:23:00,556 And I don't mind saying I wouldn't live anywhere else 377 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,516 and that's the God's honest truth. 378 00:23:03,309 --> 00:23:05,061 There's good schools, there's honest people 379 00:23:05,144 --> 00:23:07,104 and some of the finest fishing in the world. 380 00:23:09,815 --> 00:23:11,901 And there's hunting too. There's game everywhere you look. 381 00:23:11,984 --> 00:23:13,486 And I don't think I flatter myself 382 00:23:13,569 --> 00:23:15,363 by saying I'm something of a whiz with a rifle 383 00:23:15,446 --> 00:23:18,116 and Concrete gives me every opportunity to prove that. 384 00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:21,745 TOBY: Dwight kept babbling on about the virtues of Concrete, 385 00:23:21,912 --> 00:23:24,414 but all I could think about was shooting that turkey. 386 00:23:28,961 --> 00:23:32,547 DWIGHT: So, here we are. Welcome to Concrete, Dwight's home sweet home. 387 00:23:32,714 --> 00:23:36,343 Some of the finest people in the whole state of Washington, if you ask me. 388 00:23:36,426 --> 00:23:38,095 And that's no lie. 389 00:23:42,141 --> 00:23:44,727 Lots of churches too. Lots of churches. 390 00:23:44,936 --> 00:23:48,231 A neighbor of mine says, "Looking for nice churches, come to Concrete. 391 00:23:48,314 --> 00:23:49,941 "Looking for sin, go to hell." (LAUGHS) 392 00:23:50,858 --> 00:23:53,987 I think that's funny, don't you? Huh? Jack? 393 00:23:54,654 --> 00:23:57,073 Toby? Jack, that is. Jack? 394 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,766 Kids, this is my friend Caroline Wolff and her boy, Toby, Jack. 395 00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:24,393 - Hi, I'm Norma. - Hi. 396 00:24:24,643 --> 00:24:26,854 - Hi, Norma, nice to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 397 00:24:26,937 --> 00:24:28,314 DWIGHT: Skipper, Norma... CAROLINE: Hi. 398 00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:29,398 ...and my baby, Pearl. 399 00:24:29,565 --> 00:24:30,858 - Hello. - Hi. 400 00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:32,735 - Hello, Pearl. - Hi. 401 00:24:34,362 --> 00:24:36,573 - DWIGHT: Let's go and look at the house. - Sure. 402 00:24:40,911 --> 00:24:42,495 This is the house. 403 00:24:44,539 --> 00:24:46,124 This is the living room. 404 00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:51,129 And over here is the dining room and piano. 405 00:24:56,468 --> 00:24:58,553 And, uh, this is the kitchen, over here. 406 00:24:59,429 --> 00:25:01,557 I plan on getting all new fixtures in here, 407 00:25:01,641 --> 00:25:04,018 and that stuff will all be taken out. 408 00:25:04,227 --> 00:25:05,853 It'll be much bigger and nicer. 409 00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:16,113 And up here are the three bedrooms and the bath. 410 00:25:16,739 --> 00:25:18,157 Plenty of room. 411 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:20,993 And this is... 412 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:24,705 This is a kind of a lounging area. 413 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,833 You know, just in case you want to 414 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:31,338 lounge. 415 00:25:32,881 --> 00:25:34,633 Over there is where I work. 416 00:25:34,716 --> 00:25:36,385 - Joe. - JOE: Dwight. 417 00:25:36,593 --> 00:25:38,470 CAROLINE: How about you kids? You like it here? 418 00:25:39,096 --> 00:25:40,389 KIDS: It's fine. 419 00:25:40,556 --> 00:25:41,598 - Hi, John. - Hi, Dwight. 420 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:45,352 - NORMA: It's a little isolated, is all. - Oh, come on, it's not that isolated. 421 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:48,730 NORMA: No. It's not that isolated. Pretty isolated, though. 422 00:25:48,897 --> 00:25:51,859 There's plenty to do in Concrete if you'd take a little initiative. 423 00:25:51,943 --> 00:25:54,529 When I was growing up, we didn't have TV. 424 00:25:54,612 --> 00:25:56,114 We had to use our imagination. 425 00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:58,825 We read the classics, played musical instruments. 426 00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:01,160 Show me a bored kid, I'll show you a lazy kid. 427 00:26:01,244 --> 00:26:03,288 I didn't know you played a musical instrument, 428 00:26:03,371 --> 00:26:05,206 - Dwight, what do you play? - Sax. Tenor sax. 429 00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:07,417 - Let me do that. - Oh, thank you. 430 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,216 - Thank you. - You're quite welcome. 431 00:26:15,466 --> 00:26:18,345 And what about the schools? How are the schools? 432 00:26:18,804 --> 00:26:20,472 There isn't one. We go to Chinook. 433 00:26:20,556 --> 00:26:23,017 - Yeah, Chinook High. - Oh, yeah. It's a few miles downriver. 434 00:26:23,142 --> 00:26:26,270 - Forty miles. - Come on, it's not that far. 435 00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:28,272 I clocked it. It's 39 miles. 436 00:26:28,439 --> 00:26:31,066 - Come on, just stow it. Stow it. - It is. 437 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:34,528 You'd bellyache if the goddamn school was in your goddamn backyard. 438 00:26:34,653 --> 00:26:37,990 And you know it. Now, just shut your goddamn pie-hole. 439 00:26:44,372 --> 00:26:45,957 So how big is this turkey going to be? 440 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:49,544 "Turkey shoot" is a figure of speech. 441 00:26:50,587 --> 00:26:51,755 Oh, so there's no real turkey? 442 00:26:51,922 --> 00:26:53,673 It's just regulation paper targets. 443 00:26:53,757 --> 00:26:55,216 It's a test of skill. 444 00:26:56,217 --> 00:27:00,847 And I just found out yesterday, Jack, they won't let kids shoot. 445 00:27:03,058 --> 00:27:05,435 - You said I could. - I know. 446 00:27:05,602 --> 00:27:07,562 It's not fair. You said that I could. 447 00:27:07,646 --> 00:27:08,813 I know, 448 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:12,151 but they got it screwed up somehow and told me wrong at first. 449 00:27:12,693 --> 00:27:15,738 - Dwight, you did tell him. - I don't make the rules, Caroline. 450 00:27:15,905 --> 00:27:18,032 If I made the rules, I might make different ones. 451 00:27:18,115 --> 00:27:19,784 But I don't make the rules. 452 00:27:20,952 --> 00:27:23,537 Okay. That's okay, honey. 453 00:27:25,957 --> 00:27:28,000 Don't worry. You can watch. 454 00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:31,629 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 455 00:27:35,466 --> 00:27:37,094 (CAR HORN HONKING) 456 00:27:45,852 --> 00:27:47,271 Why ain't you gonna get to shoot? 457 00:27:47,354 --> 00:27:48,939 Shut up. 458 00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:51,858 ANNOUNCER: Next shooter's Dr. Collins. 459 00:27:56,071 --> 00:27:57,656 - Is that it? - There you go. 460 00:27:57,823 --> 00:27:59,908 - Okay, good luck. - Thanks, John. Yeah. 461 00:28:00,951 --> 00:28:03,162 Wolff, please. Caroline Wolff. 462 00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:05,582 - You mean you want to enter too? - Uh-huh. 463 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:08,668 MAN: I think it's against the rules. 464 00:28:08,835 --> 00:28:12,839 That sign says this is an NRA club, and I'm a due's paying NRA member. 465 00:28:13,089 --> 00:28:16,551 That gives me the right to participate in the activities of other chapters. 466 00:28:21,347 --> 00:28:23,558 - Well, you'll be the only woman to shoot. - Fine with me. 467 00:28:23,641 --> 00:28:24,934 - There you go. - Thanks. 468 00:28:25,143 --> 00:28:27,353 - I got it. I got it. - Thank you. 469 00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:30,274 Always a first time for everything. 470 00:28:41,243 --> 00:28:44,038 - 84! - ANNOUNCER: 84. 471 00:28:45,497 --> 00:28:47,166 Dwight Hansen, ladies and gentlemen. 472 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:48,626 Dwight Hansen. 473 00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:51,086 - Good luck, hon. - PEARL: You can do it, Dad. 474 00:28:51,253 --> 00:28:53,882 MAN: Dwight! Get on up there, buddy. 475 00:28:54,841 --> 00:28:56,301 Sure can't wait for you. 476 00:29:06,728 --> 00:29:08,188 Come on, Dwight. Show us your stuff. 477 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:19,742 (GUNSHOTS) 478 00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:37,677 24! 479 00:29:38,970 --> 00:29:42,473 ANNOUNCER: Hansen at 24. 24, Dwight Hansen. 480 00:29:46,561 --> 00:29:48,480 - Nice. Don't worry. - I could have done better. 481 00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:51,900 - ANNOUNCER: Caroline Wolff. - Yeah! 482 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,655 Yeah. 483 00:30:02,327 --> 00:30:04,288 MAN: Mama, shake that thing. 484 00:30:13,047 --> 00:30:16,009 (GUNSHOTS) 485 00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:32,942 93! 486 00:30:33,443 --> 00:30:34,819 - Yeah. - ANNOUNCER: 93. 487 00:30:36,112 --> 00:30:38,324 93 for Caroline Wolff. 488 00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:40,659 Congratulations, Miss Wolff. 489 00:30:41,869 --> 00:30:43,746 Our top shooter so far. 490 00:30:43,913 --> 00:30:45,915 - That was real good. Real good. - Thank you. 491 00:30:46,415 --> 00:30:47,875 Where did you learn to shoot like that? 492 00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:49,585 Beginner's luck, I guess. 493 00:30:49,668 --> 00:30:52,046 Wasn't she good? Wasn't she good, kids? 494 00:30:52,129 --> 00:30:53,589 I'm really impressed. 495 00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:58,677 My gun, I don't know what happened. Just, bolt's not working or something. 496 00:30:58,761 --> 00:31:00,220 It's the third gun I've bought. 497 00:31:00,387 --> 00:31:02,014 It just won't work right. 498 00:31:02,097 --> 00:31:03,433 Fucking thing. 499 00:31:04,392 --> 00:31:05,685 That was really good. 500 00:31:06,227 --> 00:31:07,687 (DOOR SLAMS) 501 00:31:12,776 --> 00:31:13,777 What gives? 502 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,362 Mom won the turkey shoot. 503 00:31:15,779 --> 00:31:18,198 Oh, God. Now we're in for it. 504 00:31:18,365 --> 00:31:20,450 Dad thinks he's some kind of big hunter. 505 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:22,202 Well, he killed a deer once. 506 00:31:22,285 --> 00:31:24,246 That was with the car, Pearl. 507 00:31:24,329 --> 00:31:25,705 (LAUGHS) 508 00:31:38,386 --> 00:31:41,222 Um, could you pass the salt and pepper, Pearl? 509 00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,148 (CLEARS THROAT) 510 00:31:52,024 --> 00:31:53,818 I got just one thing to say. 511 00:31:55,904 --> 00:31:58,907 I'm sitting at the table with the best damn shot in the county. 512 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,537 You should have seen her. She was great. 513 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:06,123 - Almost got every one of them. - I missed two. 514 00:32:07,207 --> 00:32:11,295 Saturday mornin' oh Saturday mornin' 515 00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:14,840 All my tiredness has gone away 516 00:32:16,049 --> 00:32:18,802 Got my money and my honey 517 00:32:19,469 --> 00:32:23,808 And I'm out on the stand to play 518 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,060 Sunday mornin' my head is bad... 519 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,812 He's good. 520 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,899 But it's worth it for the time that I've had... 521 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:34,110 Yeah, Toby! Jack. 522 00:32:34,902 --> 00:32:36,321 You should do that. 523 00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:41,117 'Cause Monday is a mess 524 00:32:44,537 --> 00:32:46,289 (WHISTLING) 525 00:32:48,709 --> 00:32:51,170 - Good, Toby! Jack. Sorry. Jack. Jack. - (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 526 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,505 I know, not Toby. Jack. 527 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,302 We were sailing along 528 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:03,098 On Moonlight Bay 529 00:33:04,058 --> 00:33:07,311 We could hear the voices ringing 530 00:33:08,228 --> 00:33:12,274 They seemed to say 531 00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:15,946 You have stolen her heart 532 00:33:16,488 --> 00:33:20,200 Now don't go 'way 533 00:33:21,409 --> 00:33:28,166 As we sang love's old sweet song on Moonlight Bay 534 00:33:29,084 --> 00:33:32,003 We were sailing along... 535 00:33:33,129 --> 00:33:36,591 I mean, I blew it off, man. I blew this fucking turkey's head off. 536 00:33:37,801 --> 00:33:41,347 - With a .22? - Fucking-A. Winchester .22, pump. 537 00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:43,391 Wolff, you are so full of shit. 538 00:33:44,475 --> 00:33:46,185 Don't believe me. See if I care. 539 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:50,648 A .22 bullet would only make a little hole in his head. 540 00:33:51,148 --> 00:33:53,734 Yeah, one bullet, maybe. 541 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,654 Oh. 542 00:33:56,737 --> 00:33:58,155 I see. 543 00:33:58,823 --> 00:34:01,075 So you hit the turkey more than once 544 00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:05,122 while he was flying, in the head. 545 00:34:05,831 --> 00:34:08,166 (ALL LAUGHING) 546 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,835 Fuck you. 547 00:34:10,669 --> 00:34:12,004 Fuck you too. 548 00:34:13,213 --> 00:34:14,673 Hey! (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 549 00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,882 (GROANS) 550 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:21,054 Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you, man! Fuck you! 551 00:34:22,306 --> 00:34:23,807 Fuck... 552 00:34:23,890 --> 00:34:25,434 CAROLINE: What did he do? 553 00:34:25,642 --> 00:34:28,854 MAN: He violated school property and he flouted the law. 554 00:34:29,354 --> 00:34:31,107 Can you say that in English, please? 555 00:34:33,151 --> 00:34:34,944 He wrote obscene words on the wall. 556 00:34:35,862 --> 00:34:37,280 Did you do it? 557 00:34:37,947 --> 00:34:38,990 He didn't do it. 558 00:34:39,073 --> 00:34:41,117 He wrote obscene words on the wall. 559 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,703 What obscene words? 560 00:34:46,372 --> 00:34:47,540 "Fuck you." 561 00:34:49,542 --> 00:34:51,169 That's one obscene word. 562 00:34:53,212 --> 00:34:57,676 Look, Mrs. Wolff, Jack's teachers like him, 563 00:34:58,010 --> 00:35:00,971 but they feel he's fallen in with the wrong kind of friends. 564 00:35:02,348 --> 00:35:04,308 Is that nicotine stains on your fingers? 565 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:07,728 I hope not. 566 00:35:10,564 --> 00:35:12,149 Well, back to the point. 567 00:35:13,317 --> 00:35:15,027 I think two weeks suspension. 568 00:35:48,144 --> 00:35:49,730 So, what do we do? 569 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:51,983 What do you mean? 570 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,111 I mean, what shall we do? Because this isn't working. 571 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,531 We barely have any money. Kathy's moving out now. 572 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,866 And on top of it all, you've gone wild. 573 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,285 - You lie. - No, I don't. 574 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,661 Yes, you do. 575 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:06,998 You're smoking cigarettes and stealing from Marian's purse. 576 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,458 I can't handle it anymore and it scares me. 577 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,252 I don't know what to do. 578 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:12,712 So you tell me. 579 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:19,094 I can be better. And I will be. 580 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:24,850 I hate the way I am. 581 00:36:25,559 --> 00:36:27,102 I don't know why I do it. 582 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,652 I talked to Dwight the other day. 583 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:40,073 After Christmas, he wants you to come up 584 00:36:40,157 --> 00:36:42,035 to Concrete and live with him for a few months. 585 00:36:42,285 --> 00:36:43,953 You know, go to school up there. 586 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,540 So, what are you gonna do, just give me away to him? 587 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:52,587 Well, if you two get along and if things work out, I... 588 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,299 He and I might get married. 589 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,891 I don't know what else to do. 590 00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:08,270 You have to tell me it's okay. 591 00:37:15,778 --> 00:37:17,488 All right. 592 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:21,742 Just think of it like an adventure. Okay? 593 00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:27,581 Magic moments 594 00:37:27,665 --> 00:37:29,917 when two hearts are... 595 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,586 I put in both your sweaters so make sure you wear them 596 00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:34,881 'cause it gets chilly up there at night. 597 00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:36,675 TOBY: Okay, I will. 598 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,606 You know, you don't have to go if you don't want, honey. 599 00:37:51,731 --> 00:37:53,400 It's not too late to change your mind. 600 00:37:54,693 --> 00:37:56,361 It's okay. I'll go. 601 00:37:58,196 --> 00:37:59,907 (DOOR OPENS, KNOCKS) 602 00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:02,493 Here I am, you lucky people. 603 00:38:02,576 --> 00:38:06,414 Magic moments 604 00:38:06,497 --> 00:38:11,252 When two hearts are carin' 605 00:38:12,169 --> 00:38:15,548 Time can't erase 606 00:38:15,631 --> 00:38:19,844 The memory of 607 00:38:19,927 --> 00:38:25,058 These magic moments 608 00:38:25,142 --> 00:38:31,231 Filled with love 609 00:39:06,142 --> 00:39:09,103 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 610 00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:11,940 (MUSIC STOPS) 611 00:39:14,108 --> 00:39:15,485 Sorry. 612 00:39:16,946 --> 00:39:18,364 (CHUCKLES) 613 00:39:33,629 --> 00:39:35,339 (CAR HORN HONKING) 614 00:39:38,467 --> 00:39:41,053 (TIRES SQUEALING) 615 00:39:52,816 --> 00:39:54,401 I'm a little sick to my stomach. 616 00:39:54,567 --> 00:39:57,279 Sick to your stomach? A hotshot like you? 617 00:39:57,988 --> 00:40:00,573 - I'm not a hotshot. - That's what I hear. 618 00:40:01,157 --> 00:40:02,909 I hear you're a real hotshot. 619 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:07,789 Go where you want, do what you want. 620 00:40:08,457 --> 00:40:09,750 Huh? 621 00:40:09,834 --> 00:40:11,544 Isn't that right? 622 00:40:12,753 --> 00:40:16,215 Yeah, a regular man about town, a performer too. Is that right, Jack? 623 00:40:16,382 --> 00:40:18,217 You a performer? 624 00:40:19,176 --> 00:40:20,720 I hear you do me. 625 00:40:23,472 --> 00:40:25,516 Yeah, I hear you're real good at doing me. 626 00:40:26,392 --> 00:40:28,936 - Is that right? - No, sir. 627 00:40:29,228 --> 00:40:31,022 That's a goddamn lie. 628 00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:36,737 If there's one thing I can't stomach, it's a liar, Jack. 629 00:40:39,615 --> 00:40:42,534 - I'm not a liar. - Sure, you are. You or Marian. 630 00:40:42,909 --> 00:40:44,745 Is Marian a liar? 631 00:40:44,828 --> 00:40:48,665 She says you're quite the little performer. Is that a lie? 632 00:40:48,832 --> 00:40:51,460 You tell me that's a lie, and we'll drive right back to Seattle, 633 00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:53,879 so you can call her a liar to her face. 634 00:40:54,087 --> 00:40:55,631 You want me to do that? 635 00:40:56,131 --> 00:40:57,549 Huh? 636 00:40:57,883 --> 00:41:00,845 Did you hear what I said? You want me to do that? 637 00:41:03,890 --> 00:41:06,684 - No. - Then you must be the liar, right? 638 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,312 And you're a performer? 639 00:41:11,356 --> 00:41:12,690 Let's see your act. 640 00:41:13,691 --> 00:41:16,945 Go on, do your act. Come on, let's see your act. 641 00:41:18,321 --> 00:41:20,281 - I can't. - Sure you can. 642 00:41:21,324 --> 00:41:22,492 Here. 643 00:41:23,076 --> 00:41:24,452 Do me with the lighter. 644 00:41:24,911 --> 00:41:26,455 Go on, take it. 645 00:41:26,538 --> 00:41:27,873 Take it, hotshot. 646 00:41:28,749 --> 00:41:29,750 Take it. 647 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,335 (TIRES SQUEALING) 648 00:41:32,586 --> 00:41:34,713 Go on, take it. Take it. 649 00:41:37,675 --> 00:41:40,386 Hotshot. You pull that hotshot stuff around me 650 00:41:40,469 --> 00:41:42,721 and I'll break every bone in your goddamn body. 651 00:41:42,805 --> 00:41:45,766 Do you understand? I'll pop your head like a zit. 652 00:41:46,308 --> 00:41:47,935 You're in for a change, mister. 653 00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:53,191 You're in for a whole other ball game, buddy. Oh, yeah. 654 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:11,960 So, Toby, you'll be in Miss Graham's class, right? 655 00:42:13,003 --> 00:42:15,422 Yeah. Uh, is she nice? 656 00:42:15,505 --> 00:42:17,757 NORMA: She's okay. She's pretty. 657 00:42:17,924 --> 00:42:19,635 Yeah, I hate changing schools. 658 00:42:20,136 --> 00:42:22,805 NORMA: Well, I've never. I've been here all my life. 659 00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:26,434 Speaking of changing, I had a talk with Jack on the way up here, 660 00:42:27,393 --> 00:42:29,061 and he wants to be a better boy. 661 00:42:30,271 --> 00:42:32,440 Things weren't going well in Seattle. 662 00:42:32,690 --> 00:42:36,611 The police actually came to his house and had a talk with Caroline about him. 663 00:42:36,944 --> 00:42:39,071 That's right. The police. 664 00:42:42,158 --> 00:42:45,912 - Idle hands are the devil's workshop. - Criminal. 665 00:42:46,663 --> 00:42:49,583 So, I found our Jack a little something to do. 666 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:53,295 I picked up two barrels of horse chestnuts in the park 667 00:42:53,378 --> 00:42:55,422 and you can spend your evenings hulling them. 668 00:42:57,758 --> 00:42:59,885 I also enrolled you in the Boy Scouts. 669 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:02,763 And I got you a paper route. 670 00:43:03,388 --> 00:43:06,099 Starts every Monday, from 3:00 to 6:30. 671 00:43:07,225 --> 00:43:09,061 Every afternoon, 3:00 to 6:30. 672 00:43:09,269 --> 00:43:10,897 Pays 55 bucks a month. 673 00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:13,191 What do you say? 674 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,695 I'll do it. 675 00:43:22,283 --> 00:43:23,952 I wanna be better. 676 00:43:24,077 --> 00:43:25,620 That's what I like to hear. 677 00:43:31,417 --> 00:43:33,294 Okay, let's get this place cleaned up. 678 00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:35,463 Let's get the dishes going. Come on. 679 00:43:35,672 --> 00:43:37,758 Let's show Jack how we do it in Concrete. 680 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:42,429 Jack? Let's go. Come on. 681 00:43:57,945 --> 00:44:04,619 Smile though your heart is aching 682 00:44:05,287 --> 00:44:10,083 Smile even though it's breaking 683 00:44:11,001 --> 00:44:17,424 When there are clouds in the sky 684 00:44:17,507 --> 00:44:19,926 You'll get by 685 00:44:20,927 --> 00:44:27,767 If you smile through your fear and sorrow 686 00:44:27,851 --> 00:44:33,566 Smile and maybe tomorrow 687 00:44:33,649 --> 00:44:40,573 You'll find that life is still worthwhile 688 00:44:42,283 --> 00:44:44,994 If you just smile 689 00:44:45,077 --> 00:44:46,954 DWIGHT: 'Cause I don't believe that crap, you know. 690 00:44:47,038 --> 00:44:49,123 I believe there is such a thing as a bad boy. 691 00:44:49,206 --> 00:44:50,916 Bad clear through. 692 00:44:51,584 --> 00:44:55,172 It's gonna be my job to turn you around, to set you straight. 693 00:44:56,298 --> 00:44:58,842 That's right, to kill or cure. 694 00:44:59,593 --> 00:45:01,261 Kill or cure. 695 00:45:01,428 --> 00:45:04,890 Caroline told me about your rich daddy and prep-school brother. 696 00:45:04,973 --> 00:45:08,143 Your fancy days are over. You're a Concrete boy now. 697 00:45:08,226 --> 00:45:15,025 That's the time you must keep on trying 698 00:45:16,068 --> 00:45:21,366 Smile, what's the use of crying? 699 00:45:22,283 --> 00:45:28,998 You'll find that life is still worthwhile 700 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:34,003 If you 701 00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:41,094 Just smile 702 00:45:42,887 --> 00:45:45,223 DWIGHT: I'm going to get you a Scout uniform, Jack. 703 00:45:46,433 --> 00:45:47,434 Really? 704 00:45:47,518 --> 00:45:50,229 Getting one for me too. Don't believe in doing anything halfway. 705 00:45:51,063 --> 00:45:53,524 - If you're serious about the Scouts... - I am. I am. 706 00:45:53,649 --> 00:45:56,443 Then do it right. We'll do it right together. 707 00:45:56,735 --> 00:45:57,987 I got you a subscription to this. 708 00:45:58,070 --> 00:45:59,822 I'll take the price out of your paper route money. 709 00:46:01,031 --> 00:46:02,491 Boys' Magazine? 710 00:46:03,450 --> 00:46:05,035 It's the Scout magazine. 711 00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:07,079 It tells what it means to be a Scout. 712 00:46:07,246 --> 00:46:11,417 What kind of boy you need to be and about merit badges and stuff like that. 713 00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:14,212 "Suggested Good Turns a Scout Can Do: 714 00:46:14,379 --> 00:46:16,923 "Assist a foreign boy with English grammar. 715 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:18,717 "Help put out a burning field. 716 00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:22,304 "Give water to a crippled dog." I could do those. 717 00:46:22,387 --> 00:46:26,433 Hell, yes. You're a bright kid and I want this Scout thing done right, okay? 718 00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:27,600 Okay. 719 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:31,896 - I'm not going! - DWIGHT: The hell you say. 720 00:46:32,772 --> 00:46:36,109 I'm not! This is Skipper's old stuff and it doesn't fit. 721 00:46:36,192 --> 00:46:37,235 I'm staying home. 722 00:46:37,319 --> 00:46:41,240 DWIGHT: You're gonna shit and fall back in it, that's all. Now get out here. 723 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:43,034 Look. 724 00:46:43,951 --> 00:46:45,745 (LAUGHS) 725 00:46:46,078 --> 00:46:48,539 Shut your pie-hole. You look fine. 726 00:46:49,999 --> 00:46:52,668 - I look like an idiot. - You act like an idiot. You look fine. 727 00:46:52,835 --> 00:46:54,879 Yeah, you said you'd get me a new uniform. 728 00:46:55,129 --> 00:46:57,340 I said I'd try to get you a new uniform. 729 00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:59,675 Besides, this one is new to you. 730 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,679 - The sleeves hang down. - All you do is piss and moan. 731 00:47:03,763 --> 00:47:06,600 Piss and moan! You're all jazzed up in new stuff. 732 00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:09,436 They didn't have secondhand in my size. 733 00:47:09,561 --> 00:47:11,897 Oh, pull the other leg, it's got bells on it. 734 00:47:12,022 --> 00:47:14,149 And what are you gonna tell Caroline this weekend, huh? 735 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:15,943 You gonna say, you wouldn't join the scouts 736 00:47:16,026 --> 00:47:18,946 because him didn't like his little uniform, huh? 737 00:47:19,321 --> 00:47:20,322 Okay. 738 00:47:22,658 --> 00:47:24,201 I wanna show you something. 739 00:47:26,119 --> 00:47:28,080 "Words for Thought: 740 00:47:28,163 --> 00:47:32,168 "No boy, given over to dissipation or negativity, can stand the gaff. 741 00:47:32,543 --> 00:47:34,921 "He quickly tires and gives up. 742 00:47:35,338 --> 00:47:39,425 "He is the type who usually lacks courage at the crucial moment. 743 00:47:39,509 --> 00:47:42,178 "He cannot take punishment and come back smiling." 744 00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:44,138 Anybody we know? 745 00:47:44,222 --> 00:47:45,515 Huh? 746 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,851 Hotshot? 747 00:47:49,811 --> 00:47:51,270 Anybody we know? 748 00:47:52,355 --> 00:47:55,191 - Fine, but this stinks. - Hotshot. 749 00:47:55,566 --> 00:47:58,320 You don't know it yet, but me and Concrete are in your blood. 750 00:47:58,529 --> 00:48:01,657 We'll make a man out of you yet. In years to come, you'll thank me. 751 00:48:01,824 --> 00:48:04,827 You'll remember me. Me and Concrete. Right? 752 00:48:06,078 --> 00:48:07,871 - How do I look? - You look fine, Dad. 753 00:48:10,207 --> 00:48:11,500 Fire. 754 00:48:13,377 --> 00:48:14,753 Food. 755 00:48:17,089 --> 00:48:18,549 Rapids. 756 00:48:21,176 --> 00:48:22,470 Want. 757 00:48:25,181 --> 00:48:26,599 People. 758 00:48:29,185 --> 00:48:30,562 Twinkle. 759 00:48:33,523 --> 00:48:34,899 Father. 760 00:48:39,863 --> 00:48:42,657 MINISTER: We are gathered together here in the sight of God 761 00:48:42,741 --> 00:48:45,535 to join together this man and this woman 762 00:48:45,619 --> 00:48:47,705 in the state of holy matrimony. 763 00:48:48,456 --> 00:48:53,669 It is an honorable estate, instituted of God and signifying unto us 764 00:48:54,211 --> 00:48:58,215 the mystical union which exists between Christ and his church. 765 00:48:59,467 --> 00:49:01,927 It is, therefore, not to be entered into lightly 766 00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:07,683 but reverently, discreetly, and in fear of God. 767 00:49:14,232 --> 00:49:17,945 Did you say that I've got a lot to learn? 768 00:49:19,112 --> 00:49:22,658 Well, don't think I'm trying not to learn 769 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:27,037 Since this is the perfect spot to learn 770 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:33,210 Teach me tonight 771 00:49:33,293 --> 00:49:36,922 Starting with the ABC of it 772 00:49:37,965 --> 00:49:41,552 Right down to the XYZ of it 773 00:49:42,637 --> 00:49:45,765 Help me solve the mystery of it 774 00:49:47,225 --> 00:49:51,604 Teach me tonight 775 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:57,360 The sky's a blackboard high above you 776 00:49:57,485 --> 00:50:02,115 If a shooting star goes by 777 00:50:03,157 --> 00:50:06,287 Honey, let's not do it this way tonight. 778 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:10,332 - It's good this way. - I know, but I want to see your face. 779 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,544 No. I don't like that way. 780 00:50:15,004 --> 00:50:17,423 You don't like to do it face to face? 781 00:50:17,506 --> 00:50:20,509 I don't like that way. I don't like to see the face. 782 00:50:22,261 --> 00:50:23,721 - You mean, never? - No. 783 00:50:23,804 --> 00:50:25,639 - But that's crazy. - Look! 784 00:50:26,682 --> 00:50:28,726 You can get it doggie-style or laying on your side. 785 00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:30,144 Those are your only choices. 786 00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:32,522 This is my house and I get to say. Got it? 787 00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,108 Sorry. 788 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,945 (MOANS) 789 00:52:20,592 --> 00:52:22,761 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 790 00:52:22,845 --> 00:52:24,430 (NORMA HUMMING) 791 00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:32,730 Want some? 792 00:52:34,273 --> 00:52:35,482 Some what? 793 00:52:35,774 --> 00:52:36,775 Coffee. 794 00:52:37,609 --> 00:52:38,944 No. 795 00:52:44,075 --> 00:52:46,745 Happy wedding breakfast. Happy wedding breakfast. 796 00:52:47,787 --> 00:52:49,748 - Jack. - Good morning, Daddy. 797 00:52:49,914 --> 00:52:51,082 DWIGHT: Where's the paper? 798 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,626 NORMA: It's by the toaster. 799 00:52:52,792 --> 00:52:54,336 - Coffee? - Thank you, dear. 800 00:52:56,296 --> 00:52:58,673 So how is the bride this morning? 801 00:52:58,757 --> 00:52:59,924 Don't. 802 00:53:00,508 --> 00:53:01,760 The bride doesn't wanna chat. 803 00:53:01,843 --> 00:53:03,094 Okay, that's enough now. 804 00:53:03,845 --> 00:53:05,680 The bride sure is snotty this morning. 805 00:53:06,931 --> 00:53:10,311 So, Jack, how are you feeling this morning? 806 00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:12,188 - I'm okay. - Good. 807 00:53:14,273 --> 00:53:15,816 So did you have fun last night? 808 00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,443 You bet we did. 809 00:53:19,695 --> 00:53:21,072 Good. 810 00:53:21,405 --> 00:53:23,032 BOY: She's good enough, man. 811 00:53:23,699 --> 00:53:25,534 TOBY: Yeah. She wanted to, but I didn't want to. 812 00:53:25,618 --> 00:53:27,119 - I didn't have time. - BOY: You said no? 813 00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:29,121 You guys are sick. 814 00:53:29,956 --> 00:53:31,540 I'm sorry. 815 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,544 Look who's coming. 816 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,965 - Who's that? - Arthur Gayle. 817 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,133 What a homo. 818 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,010 - He walks like a girl. - Yeah. 819 00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:44,805 Runs like one, talks like one, throws like one. 820 00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:48,016 And probably takes a pee like one too. 821 00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:50,143 Yeah, just squats right down. 822 00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:53,063 You know what he did? He mouthed off to me the other day. 823 00:53:53,146 --> 00:53:54,773 I was gonna fuckin' sock him one. 824 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:58,068 He called me a bourgeois. 825 00:53:58,193 --> 00:54:00,029 - What's a bourgeois? - I don't know. 826 00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:01,948 Hey, hey. 827 00:54:02,198 --> 00:54:03,866 Call him a homo. 828 00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:06,119 - Why? - Just see what he says. 829 00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:12,041 My, my. What do we have here? 830 00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:14,335 Elmer Fudd and his hunting boys. 831 00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,631 Look at all that yellow. 832 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:22,010 Boy, didn't your mama teach you to wash your hands after you pee? 833 00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:23,970 (BOYS CHUCKLE) 834 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,389 Shut up. 835 00:54:25,556 --> 00:54:27,016 Strike one. 836 00:54:27,349 --> 00:54:29,893 That was very good. Very original. 837 00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:32,062 Did you just make that up? 838 00:54:32,438 --> 00:54:34,231 That was very, very clever. 839 00:54:36,066 --> 00:54:38,235 Why don't you just fuck off, dick-lick? 840 00:54:38,861 --> 00:54:41,405 Excuse me. Whoo! 841 00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:49,121 Has anyone told you you look exactly like a pile of steaming dog turd? 842 00:54:50,289 --> 00:54:54,044 Yeah? Well, at least I'm not a great, big homo. 843 00:54:59,132 --> 00:55:00,759 Come on. 844 00:55:00,925 --> 00:55:02,927 Get him. Come on, get him! 845 00:55:06,348 --> 00:55:07,724 Take him, Jack. 846 00:55:08,224 --> 00:55:10,018 Come on, take him out! 847 00:55:12,270 --> 00:55:13,688 Asshole! 848 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:19,403 Fucking asshole! 849 00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:22,698 Come on! 850 00:55:22,782 --> 00:55:25,242 (GRUNTING) 851 00:55:26,035 --> 00:55:27,662 Get him. Get him! 852 00:55:30,081 --> 00:55:31,290 Kick his ass, Jack. 853 00:55:42,259 --> 00:55:43,762 (DOG BARKING) 854 00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:49,101 Get up, son of a bitch! 855 00:55:49,184 --> 00:55:51,269 You stink of dog shit! Get up. 856 00:55:51,353 --> 00:55:53,021 I'll kill you! 857 00:55:56,608 --> 00:55:57,901 Take it back. 858 00:56:00,445 --> 00:56:01,780 Take it back. 859 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:04,783 Okay. 860 00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:06,284 Say it. 861 00:56:08,662 --> 00:56:10,415 - I take it back. - No. 862 00:56:11,165 --> 00:56:12,667 Say, "You're not a homo." 863 00:56:18,256 --> 00:56:19,590 You're not a homo. 864 00:56:25,221 --> 00:56:26,556 Come on, Pepper. 865 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,613 Well. So! 866 00:56:41,697 --> 00:56:43,407 (CHUCKLES) 867 00:56:43,490 --> 00:56:44,992 Who won? 868 00:56:47,161 --> 00:56:49,204 He's the one who can't see out of one eye. 869 00:56:49,371 --> 00:56:50,414 Hot damn! 870 00:56:50,497 --> 00:56:53,626 You actually gave Little Lord Gayle a black eye? 871 00:56:53,709 --> 00:56:55,002 Huh? 872 00:56:55,502 --> 00:56:57,004 Yeah. But it's not black yet. 873 00:56:57,087 --> 00:56:58,672 But it's all puffed up? 874 00:56:58,797 --> 00:57:01,343 Well, then it's a shiner, right? Right? 875 00:57:02,802 --> 00:57:04,346 How'd it start? 876 00:57:05,513 --> 00:57:07,098 Well, I called him a sissy. 877 00:57:07,265 --> 00:57:09,225 Well, he can't sure as hell can't sue you for slander. 878 00:57:09,309 --> 00:57:11,311 The boy fights for the pink team. We all know that. 879 00:57:11,394 --> 00:57:14,272 Goddamn kid's queer. So, did you make him cry? 880 00:57:15,857 --> 00:57:17,400 Yeah. He was ready to. 881 00:57:17,817 --> 00:57:21,112 See, I called him a big-ass squat-to-pee sissy. 882 00:57:21,488 --> 00:57:23,823 Yeah, I'd have won bigger, but he hit when I wasn't looking. 883 00:57:23,990 --> 00:57:26,493 He dry-gulched you? Now, wait a minute. That's your fault. 884 00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:27,662 You gotta keep your guard up. 885 00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:29,830 There's no excuse for getting dry-gulched. You got me? 886 00:57:29,914 --> 00:57:31,707 No excuse for getting dry-gulched. 887 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:33,959 I'm gonna show you a couple of moves after supper 888 00:57:34,043 --> 00:57:37,421 that'll leave Miss Arthur Gayle wondering what month it is. Okay? 889 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:40,883 I said to this kid, I said, "Why don't you stop doing that." 890 00:57:41,008 --> 00:57:43,260 He said, "Well, what business is it to you?" 891 00:57:43,344 --> 00:57:45,554 And I said, "I don't think it's really right." 892 00:57:45,638 --> 00:57:47,515 And he said, "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" 893 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:49,642 I said, "Well, I just might do something." 894 00:57:49,725 --> 00:57:51,143 And he said, "You and who else's army?" 895 00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:54,356 I said, "The three of us, me, myself, and I." 896 00:57:54,731 --> 00:57:56,525 Well, after school, he's waiting for me. 897 00:57:56,692 --> 00:57:57,776 He yells something. 898 00:57:57,859 --> 00:57:59,486 I tell you, people like that, 899 00:57:59,569 --> 00:58:02,864 you gotta hurt 'em, gotta inflict pain or they'll never leave you alone. 900 00:58:02,948 --> 00:58:04,908 Never, never, ever leave you alone. 901 00:58:05,158 --> 00:58:06,910 So, it was real hot out. Okay? 902 00:58:08,161 --> 00:58:11,498 And there were horse turds laying all over the place. You know, road apples. 903 00:58:11,581 --> 00:58:15,919 I picked up a big, mushy one and go up to him, but not acting tough. 904 00:58:16,003 --> 00:58:19,799 Acting more like, "Oh, gee, I'm so scared. Please don't hurt me." Sort of like this. 905 00:58:19,882 --> 00:58:24,804 Minding my business. And I say to him, "Excuse me, but what's the problem?" 906 00:58:24,887 --> 00:58:27,515 And he goes, "Blah, blah, blah." 907 00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:30,518 I go, "Wham!" I jam that horse turd right in that fat mouth of his. 908 00:58:30,685 --> 00:58:34,272 Then I sucker punch him over here. And he goes down, and I kick his face, 909 00:58:34,355 --> 00:58:36,149 jump on his head a couple of times. 910 00:58:36,232 --> 00:58:38,359 Then I pick up another horse turd, jam it down his throat 911 00:58:38,443 --> 00:58:40,862 and kick his fucking teeth a couple times. 912 00:58:41,154 --> 00:58:42,155 And that was the end. 913 00:58:42,238 --> 00:58:46,160 Never bothered me again, that little piece of shit. 914 00:58:51,206 --> 00:58:53,083 Just a little tale. 915 00:58:54,168 --> 00:58:56,920 You're getting it. That's it. Good hit. 916 00:58:57,546 --> 00:58:58,839 Now try for my face. 917 00:58:59,131 --> 00:59:01,592 That's it. Now keep yourself in the fight. 918 00:59:02,134 --> 00:59:05,054 Keep it open. Open. That's it. Wide open. 919 00:59:06,722 --> 00:59:09,391 - One, two, three, four! - Ow! 920 00:59:10,684 --> 00:59:12,979 This is nothing compared to what you're gonna get, dammit. 921 00:59:13,146 --> 00:59:15,440 Keep that guard up. When you go like that, bring it back. 922 00:59:15,565 --> 00:59:18,818 Keep your guard up. Keep your guard up! Now try with the jab. 923 00:59:18,902 --> 00:59:20,570 - I am. - Try it. Come on, try it. 924 00:59:22,322 --> 00:59:24,741 What do you want me to call you? Little Miss Jackie Wolff? 925 00:59:25,033 --> 00:59:30,163 My. Go, Jackie. Jackie! Jackie. Jackie. 926 00:59:30,246 --> 00:59:33,583 MARIAN: What about the honeymoon night? Dwight seems so shy. 927 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:37,088 No, I wouldn't say he was shy, no. 928 00:59:37,296 --> 00:59:39,256 Come on, Caroline. Fill me in. 929 00:59:39,423 --> 00:59:41,342 We're still getting to know each other. 930 00:59:42,301 --> 00:59:45,304 Okay. So how's Jack doing? 931 00:59:45,429 --> 00:59:47,014 DWIGHT: You're not trying. 932 00:59:47,223 --> 00:59:49,266 Are him and Dwight getting along okay? 933 00:59:49,517 --> 00:59:51,185 They're like father and son. 934 00:59:51,894 --> 00:59:55,856 Really? That's just great. Caroline, are you okay? 935 00:59:56,232 --> 00:59:59,610 No, I'm fine. Things are just fine. 936 01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:05,242 I thought you said you were gonna teach me how to dry-gulch somebody. 937 01:00:05,325 --> 01:00:07,119 Okay. Okay. 938 01:00:07,744 --> 01:00:10,539 Now, you can always kick somebody in the balls, right? 939 01:00:10,664 --> 01:00:11,999 But I like this one better. 940 01:00:12,124 --> 01:00:17,212 What you do is, you hit them in the throat with the side of your forearm, like that. 941 01:00:17,546 --> 01:00:18,714 You wait until... 942 01:00:19,548 --> 01:00:21,174 Now that's dry-gulching. 943 01:00:21,717 --> 01:00:25,095 You hit them in the throat, but you do it before they're expecting it. 944 01:00:25,637 --> 01:00:28,515 You got that? Before they're expecting... 945 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:31,477 You got that? Okay, now you try it. 946 01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:34,105 - Come on, you try it. - No. 947 01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:36,733 - Don't be afraid. Just try it. - No, you'll hurt me if I do it. 948 01:00:36,816 --> 01:00:38,943 - Just try it. - No. 949 01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:42,822 Try it. I'll hurt you if you don't do it. Come on. 950 01:00:43,781 --> 01:00:46,451 Come on. Come on. Let's go, goddamn it. 951 01:00:46,534 --> 01:00:49,871 Let's start, you little fucking sissy all your goddamn fuckin' life. 952 01:00:50,663 --> 01:00:54,417 Quitter. Gonna be a goddamn quitter? Let's go. Come on. Damn you. 953 01:00:54,626 --> 01:00:57,046 Don't go shy and delicate on me now. 954 01:00:57,129 --> 01:00:59,923 You're acting as sissy as Little Miss Arthur Gayle, you know that? 955 01:01:00,007 --> 01:01:01,258 You know what I'm gonna call you? 956 01:01:01,342 --> 01:01:03,594 I'm gonna call you Little Miss Jackie Wolff. 957 01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:09,266 My, yes. Jackie. My, yes. Little Miss Jackie Wolff. 958 01:01:09,391 --> 01:01:11,977 Little Miss Jackie Wolff. Is that what you want me to call you? 959 01:01:12,061 --> 01:01:14,855 Is that what you want the kids in the school to call you? 960 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:16,023 Jackie Wolff? 961 01:01:16,190 --> 01:01:18,525 Come on. Let's go. Come on. Let's do it. 962 01:01:19,652 --> 01:01:21,738 Jesus Christ, if you're gonna act like... 963 01:01:24,282 --> 01:01:25,825 (CHUCKLES) 964 01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:29,996 You just about got dry-gulched, mister. 965 01:01:34,376 --> 01:01:37,212 Ask him again, please. I need it so much. 966 01:01:37,337 --> 01:01:39,047 I asked him already. 967 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:41,883 I asked him last week. I asked him this morning. 968 01:01:42,092 --> 01:01:43,635 He wants you to keep that paper route. 969 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,011 Then make him give me the money. 970 01:01:45,095 --> 01:01:48,933 I mean, it's mine, and I earned it. It's $220 already. 971 01:01:49,141 --> 01:01:52,478 He won't do it, Jack. He says he wants to keep it for when you really need it. 972 01:01:52,561 --> 01:01:54,313 God. It's not fair. 973 01:01:54,522 --> 01:01:56,565 I mean, I ought to be able to keep my own money. 974 01:01:56,691 --> 01:01:58,067 (SIGHS) 975 01:01:58,150 --> 01:01:59,902 But it's mine, Mom. 976 01:02:03,406 --> 01:02:04,824 At least ask him about my gym shoes. 977 01:02:04,907 --> 01:02:08,327 I mean, I can practice barefoot, but for games, I gotta have shoes. 978 01:02:08,494 --> 01:02:10,037 I won't do it, Jack. 979 01:02:10,121 --> 01:02:11,497 I won't be a referee. 980 01:02:12,331 --> 01:02:13,667 Oh, oh. 981 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,419 The bride won't argue. 982 01:02:15,502 --> 01:02:17,838 The bride won't even raise her voice, huh? 983 01:02:17,921 --> 01:02:20,173 No, but I'll tell you what the bride will do. 984 01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:24,511 The bride will get up, and go over there and slap the hell out of the bride's son. 985 01:02:24,636 --> 01:02:27,014 Now does the bride's son want his face slapped? 986 01:02:27,973 --> 01:02:29,391 I hate it here, you know that? 987 01:02:29,474 --> 01:02:32,185 I hate it here. I wanna just get up and go. 988 01:02:32,436 --> 01:02:35,105 I don't have another get-up-and-go left in me. 989 01:02:35,188 --> 01:02:36,940 Do you understand that? 990 01:02:37,566 --> 01:02:41,321 I can't run anymore, Jack. I've hit a brick wall here. 991 01:02:42,864 --> 01:02:45,658 Now, this whole thing isn't exactly perfect for me either. 992 01:02:45,742 --> 01:02:48,411 Let me impress that on you real strong, okay? 993 01:02:48,494 --> 01:02:51,331 I don't exactly wake up singing every morning. 994 01:02:54,042 --> 01:02:56,210 Honey, I know you don't believe me now, 995 01:02:57,337 --> 01:02:58,838 but it's the best thing. 996 01:03:00,006 --> 01:03:01,382 Okay? 997 01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:09,975 I'm gonna make this marriage work. 998 01:03:10,059 --> 01:03:11,977 I won't join in any fights. 999 01:03:12,436 --> 01:03:14,146 I won't even raise my voice. 1000 01:03:20,486 --> 01:03:21,904 Do you see these? 1001 01:03:22,946 --> 01:03:25,699 He picked them for me last night on his way home from work. 1002 01:03:25,783 --> 01:03:27,785 (SCOFFS) Big deal. 1003 01:03:28,243 --> 01:03:29,912 (SIGHS) 1004 01:03:29,995 --> 01:03:32,290 I'm just trying to concentrate on the good stuff. 1005 01:03:32,707 --> 01:03:34,209 (SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING) 1006 01:03:36,628 --> 01:03:38,004 What do you think? 1007 01:03:39,297 --> 01:03:42,175 Yeah, I think I look like a fool too. But who cares? 1008 01:03:42,342 --> 01:03:45,887 Six weeks to graduation and California here I come. 1009 01:03:45,970 --> 01:03:47,722 (LAUGHS GLEEFULLY) 1010 01:03:54,729 --> 01:03:57,358 You have to try and concentrate on the good stuff. 1011 01:03:59,026 --> 01:04:00,695 Come on. 1012 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:48,453 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1013 01:05:00,256 --> 01:05:01,674 Hi. 1014 01:05:03,051 --> 01:05:04,344 You like my dog? 1015 01:05:12,226 --> 01:05:13,978 Yeah, he's nice. 1016 01:05:14,188 --> 01:05:15,314 He's smart too. 1017 01:05:15,648 --> 01:05:16,649 He can talk. 1018 01:05:19,943 --> 01:05:21,487 Sure, I just about believe you. 1019 01:05:22,404 --> 01:05:24,406 Pepper, what's on a tree? 1020 01:05:24,490 --> 01:05:25,574 (BARKS) 1021 01:05:25,866 --> 01:05:28,285 Bark. Hmm. 1022 01:05:28,369 --> 01:05:31,372 Pepper, I wanna ask you something, how's the world treating you? 1023 01:05:31,497 --> 01:05:33,582 - (BARKS) - Rough? 1024 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:36,168 I know how you mean. 1025 01:05:37,586 --> 01:05:40,298 That's dumb. A little funny, though. 1026 01:05:46,513 --> 01:05:48,932 So, how come your dad never comes to meetings with you? 1027 01:05:50,058 --> 01:05:51,434 I don't have a dad. 1028 01:05:52,060 --> 01:05:53,311 I never did. 1029 01:05:54,270 --> 01:05:56,523 I sprang full-blown from my mother's imagination. 1030 01:05:56,606 --> 01:05:57,816 (CHUCKLES) 1031 01:06:00,986 --> 01:06:02,779 You wanna walk home with me and Pepper? 1032 01:06:07,576 --> 01:06:10,371 I knew I'd like you, because you're an alien. 1033 01:06:10,871 --> 01:06:12,415 TOBY: An alien? 1034 01:06:13,582 --> 01:06:15,793 ARTHUR: You don't belong in Concrete any more than I do. 1035 01:06:15,876 --> 01:06:18,254 I mean, this place would like to kill us because we're different. 1036 01:06:18,421 --> 01:06:20,798 TOBY: Oh, come on, Arthur, that's a little dramatic. 1037 01:06:20,965 --> 01:06:22,800 ARTHUR: You think so? TOBY: Yeah. 1038 01:06:23,384 --> 01:06:24,677 ARTHUR: Do you know what chickens do 1039 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,846 when one chicken's born with a little difference? 1040 01:06:27,054 --> 01:06:29,015 With black feathers on its head, say? 1041 01:06:29,849 --> 01:06:32,436 They peck at that black spot until the chicken's dead. 1042 01:06:32,894 --> 01:06:35,022 I mean, they can't stand the fact that it's different. 1043 01:06:35,647 --> 01:06:37,274 - We're both different. - Mm-hmm. 1044 01:06:37,357 --> 01:06:39,901 I mean, your difference is something other than my difference. 1045 01:06:40,777 --> 01:06:42,404 But we're both aliens here. 1046 01:06:43,405 --> 01:06:46,116 See, I don't exactly feel like an alien. 1047 01:06:46,199 --> 01:06:47,826 I've got friends, you know. 1048 01:06:48,201 --> 01:06:49,411 They're idiots. 1049 01:06:49,745 --> 01:06:51,830 You act like an idiot when you're around them. 1050 01:06:53,290 --> 01:06:54,875 A prediction. 1051 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,626 If you stay in Concrete, 1052 01:06:56,793 --> 01:06:58,755 you'll wind up working at the A&P. 1053 01:06:59,047 --> 01:07:01,299 Either that, or you'll go on a rampage with a hunting rifle. 1054 01:07:01,716 --> 01:07:03,009 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1055 01:07:03,092 --> 01:07:04,260 And you'll wind up a recluse 1056 01:07:04,344 --> 01:07:07,972 that everybody says likes to dress up in his mom's old clothes. 1057 01:07:08,765 --> 01:07:09,891 Maybe. 1058 01:07:10,183 --> 01:07:11,309 Maybe. 1059 01:07:12,769 --> 01:07:14,604 One thing I know, 1060 01:07:14,771 --> 01:07:16,606 no matter how many times I repeat, 1061 01:07:17,565 --> 01:07:20,068 my primary goal is to get out of Concrete. 1062 01:07:20,276 --> 01:07:21,694 Burma-Shave. 1063 01:07:22,654 --> 01:07:24,740 (MAN SINGING ON TV) 1064 01:07:25,908 --> 01:07:28,243 (PLAYING SAXOPHONE BADLY) 1065 01:08:23,342 --> 01:08:25,302 MAN ON TV: Thank you, Joe Feeney. 1066 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:29,432 And here's a happy tune that features our happy Norwegian Myron Floren. 1067 01:08:29,515 --> 01:08:31,100 The Laughing Polka. One, two... 1068 01:08:31,767 --> 01:08:34,854 See, honey? You gotta try and find the good stuff. 1069 01:08:35,646 --> 01:08:38,733 DWIGHT: 'Cause you're a goddamn hog. And with proof, don't tell me you're not. 1070 01:08:38,816 --> 01:08:40,818 How do you know Skipper didn't do it, or Norma? 1071 01:08:40,901 --> 01:08:43,989 I told all three of them to stay away from this candy for 24 hours. 1072 01:08:44,072 --> 01:08:45,991 - How do you know I even ate any? - I counted them. 1073 01:08:46,074 --> 01:08:48,994 You hogged down 11 chocolates covered cherries since yesterday afternoon. 1074 01:08:49,119 --> 01:08:50,287 - So what? - So that makes you a... 1075 01:08:50,370 --> 01:08:51,371 That makes you a hog! 1076 01:08:51,455 --> 01:08:53,707 I just wanna establish that fact and now I have. 1077 01:08:53,790 --> 01:08:57,419 Hey, Mr. Hotshot Hog and I have just been establishing some facts 1078 01:08:57,544 --> 01:08:59,046 and what we've come up with is this. 1079 01:08:59,212 --> 01:09:03,550 One, he's a pig who gobbles down everybody's candy. Two, he lies about it. 1080 01:09:03,759 --> 01:09:07,889 Three, he lays around on his candy-ass, day and night, reading and reading. 1081 01:09:08,056 --> 01:09:10,975 And four, he's not getting any $10 gym shoes. 1082 01:09:11,059 --> 01:09:13,102 That's about what we've come up with so far. 1083 01:09:13,269 --> 01:09:14,562 Dad, why don't you just lay off. 1084 01:09:14,687 --> 01:09:18,066 Don't give me that shit! Now you shut your goddamn pie-hole. 1085 01:09:18,191 --> 01:09:19,692 Why don't you take up for me, huh? 1086 01:09:19,859 --> 01:09:22,820 Why the hell don't you ever help me straighten that damn boy out? 1087 01:09:22,904 --> 01:09:26,199 I mean, all he ever does is read or listen to music or sing. 1088 01:09:26,282 --> 01:09:27,325 I'm so sick of it. 1089 01:09:27,408 --> 01:09:29,077 Blue Monday, Blue Monday 1090 01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,662 I'm so sick of that shit! 1091 01:09:30,912 --> 01:09:34,458 And when he's not singing, he's watching TV. And don't say you don't. 1092 01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:36,293 'Cause when I come home, I always put my hand 1093 01:09:36,377 --> 01:09:38,420 on top of the TV to see if it's warm 1094 01:09:38,504 --> 01:09:40,255 and it always is. 1095 01:09:40,464 --> 01:09:44,176 This is the news, kid. I just want you to know I'm wise to you. 1096 01:09:44,259 --> 01:09:47,137 Big deal! So what? I don't wanna do my paper route. 1097 01:09:47,221 --> 01:09:49,223 I bet you don't. Big lazy candy hog like you, 1098 01:09:49,306 --> 01:09:51,850 you'd rather lay on your ass and read all day. 1099 01:09:51,975 --> 01:09:54,520 Let me tell you something, you're gonna deliver those goddamn papers 1100 01:09:54,603 --> 01:09:57,690 if I have to walk behind you with a horse whip every step of the goddamn way. 1101 01:09:57,773 --> 01:10:00,276 Oh, yeah? Yeah? Then give me the money that I earned! 1102 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,071 I'm putting it in the bank for when you really need it. 1103 01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:04,531 Cuss me now, you'll thank me later. 1104 01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:06,658 Will you please make him buy gym shoes? 1105 01:10:06,866 --> 01:10:09,411 How can I play basketball without any gym... 1106 01:10:14,290 --> 01:10:16,001 It's not the shoes, is it? 1107 01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:18,086 Or the candy, or anything else. 1108 01:10:18,628 --> 01:10:19,754 It's me, isn't it? 1109 01:10:19,838 --> 01:10:21,715 You just can't stand the fact that I exist. 1110 01:10:21,798 --> 01:10:25,468 No, it's not that at all. It's just that I... No, I... 1111 01:10:25,803 --> 01:10:27,179 You have to be well-behaved. 1112 01:10:27,263 --> 01:10:29,682 Your rich daddy Duke doesn't care anything about you. 1113 01:10:29,807 --> 01:10:31,100 So, somebody's gotta train you. 1114 01:10:31,183 --> 01:10:33,310 And one of the things you got to be trained in, 1115 01:10:33,394 --> 01:10:35,062 is not to be a fucking hog, 1116 01:10:35,146 --> 01:10:37,398 and hog everybody's candy like a fucking hog! 1117 01:10:37,481 --> 01:10:39,734 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1118 01:10:40,568 --> 01:10:41,777 What's the matter, honey? 1119 01:10:41,861 --> 01:10:44,989 I will not referee! 1120 01:10:45,698 --> 01:10:49,702 Um, Jack, I think you've upset your mother, 1121 01:10:49,785 --> 01:10:52,456 so let's go to the Scouts and let her rest a while. 1122 01:10:52,664 --> 01:10:54,791 Honey, you just lay down and rest a while. 1123 01:10:56,501 --> 01:10:58,253 Now look what you did. 1124 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:00,005 Got her upset too. 1125 01:11:00,088 --> 01:11:01,465 (DOOR CLOSES) 1126 01:11:13,935 --> 01:11:16,063 Check for the tongue tonight. I forgot it last week 1127 01:11:16,146 --> 01:11:18,691 otherwise you won't get your lifesaving badge, you hear me? 1128 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:27,992 I wandered today to the hills, Maggie 1129 01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:32,664 To watch the scene below below below 1130 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:37,001 The creek and the creaking old mill, Maggie 1131 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:40,713 As we used to long long ago 1132 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:46,095 The green grove is gone from the hills, Maggie 1133 01:11:46,428 --> 01:11:50,599 To watch the daisies sprung 1134 01:11:50,766 --> 01:11:54,770 The creaking old mill is still, Maggie 1135 01:11:54,895 --> 01:11:57,523 As you and I were young 1136 01:12:11,830 --> 01:12:13,623 (PEPPER BARKING) 1137 01:12:18,044 --> 01:12:20,296 Blue Monday 1138 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:23,508 Blue Monday, how I hate Monday 1139 01:12:29,764 --> 01:12:31,057 (DOG BARKING) 1140 01:12:38,232 --> 01:12:39,608 WOMAN 1 ON TV: ...wonderful idea. 1141 01:12:39,734 --> 01:12:41,652 - You know, we can go... - WOMAN 2 ON TV: Now, wait. 1142 01:12:41,736 --> 01:12:42,862 Forget I ever said it. 1143 01:12:42,945 --> 01:12:44,613 Whose dog is that on the porch? 1144 01:12:45,740 --> 01:12:47,033 Yours. 1145 01:12:47,742 --> 01:12:50,036 - Mine? - Yeah, you said you wanted a dog. 1146 01:12:50,286 --> 01:12:52,788 A collie. Not that thing. 1147 01:12:52,872 --> 01:12:54,874 Well, he's yours. You paid for him. 1148 01:12:55,583 --> 01:12:57,418 Go and get ready for Norma's play. 1149 01:12:57,710 --> 01:12:59,337 What do you mean, I paid for him? 1150 01:13:00,129 --> 01:13:02,591 WOMAN 1 ON TV: Well, what are you going? As a lamb chop? 1151 01:13:02,674 --> 01:13:04,301 (CHUCKLING) 1152 01:13:14,978 --> 01:13:16,813 My Winchester's gone. 1153 01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:19,399 That dog is purebred English bulldog. 1154 01:13:19,483 --> 01:13:21,526 It's a champion. And don't ever forget that. 1155 01:13:21,693 --> 01:13:22,736 So, I don't want it. 1156 01:13:22,819 --> 01:13:24,196 Well, you're purely out of luck then 1157 01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:26,323 because that rifle's on its way to Seattle. 1158 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,617 I want my rifle. 1159 01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:30,661 Want in one hand and shit in the other, see which gets full first. 1160 01:13:30,912 --> 01:13:32,538 Dwight, that Winchester was mine. 1161 01:13:32,622 --> 01:13:34,040 And Champ is your dog. 1162 01:13:34,123 --> 01:13:37,919 Jesus, I trade some old piece of crap for a valuable hunting dog 1163 01:13:38,002 --> 01:13:40,213 and all you can do is piss and moan. 1164 01:13:40,296 --> 01:13:42,173 - I'm not pissing and moaning. - Piss and moan. 1165 01:13:42,256 --> 01:13:43,299 The hell you aren't! 1166 01:13:43,383 --> 01:13:45,802 I mean, you can just make your own deals from now on. 1167 01:13:51,182 --> 01:13:54,978 WOMAN ON TV: I said, don't ever touch me again, because 1168 01:13:56,605 --> 01:13:58,941 I'm absolutely finished. This is the end. 1169 01:14:00,859 --> 01:14:02,569 And I want you to get out. 1170 01:14:02,695 --> 01:14:05,739 NEWSREADER: This was the impassioned testimony that helped sway the jury 1171 01:14:05,823 --> 01:14:10,077 to acquit 14-year-old Cheryl Crane of the murder of Johnny Stompanato, 1172 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:13,664 boyfriend of Cheryl's mother, Hollywood film star Lana Turner. 1173 01:14:14,081 --> 01:14:18,460 The jury returned a verdict of justifiable homicide after a short deliberation 1174 01:14:18,627 --> 01:14:22,382 allowing young Cheryl to go free for the killing of Stompanato. 1175 01:14:22,549 --> 01:14:25,135 The stabbing occurred in the midst of a heated argument, 1176 01:14:25,218 --> 01:14:27,178 when the 14-year-old grabbed the knife 1177 01:14:27,262 --> 01:14:29,639 and said to her mother, "You don't have to take that," 1178 01:14:29,723 --> 01:14:33,476 plunging it into the stomach of the unsuspecting Johnny Stompanato. 1179 01:14:33,852 --> 01:14:36,396 His threatening behavior was clearly a factor 1180 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,607 in the jury's reaching a verdict of justifiable homicide. 1181 01:14:39,816 --> 01:14:42,777 A violent final chapter in the stormy affair 1182 01:14:42,861 --> 01:14:44,654 ends in the famous pink bedroom 1183 01:14:44,738 --> 01:14:46,907 of Lana Turner's Beverly Hills mansion. 1184 01:14:46,991 --> 01:14:49,160 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 1185 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:24,780 I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler 1186 01:15:24,863 --> 01:15:26,114 (WHINES) 1187 01:15:26,948 --> 01:15:30,702 About workin' all summer just to try an' earn a dollar 1188 01:15:33,246 --> 01:15:36,458 Every time I call my baby to try to get a date 1189 01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:39,629 My boss says No dice son you gotta work late 1190 01:15:39,837 --> 01:15:42,298 Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do 1191 01:15:42,382 --> 01:15:45,635 'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues 1192 01:15:46,177 --> 01:15:47,553 Yeah! (WHOOPING) 1193 01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:52,141 (HORN HONKING) 1194 01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:57,313 Well, my mom and pop told me Son you gotta make some money 1195 01:15:57,397 --> 01:15:59,065 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1196 01:16:00,108 --> 01:16:03,404 If you want to use the car to go ridin' next Sunday 1197 01:16:05,948 --> 01:16:08,909 Well, I didn't go to work told the boss I was sick 1198 01:16:09,034 --> 01:16:12,162 Well, you can't use the car 'cause you didn't work a lick 1199 01:16:12,287 --> 01:16:14,873 Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do 1200 01:16:14,957 --> 01:16:18,001 But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues 1201 01:16:19,086 --> 01:16:20,295 (TRUCK HORN HONKING) 1202 01:16:20,462 --> 01:16:22,256 (TOBY WHOOPING) 1203 01:16:48,575 --> 01:16:49,826 Hey. 1204 01:16:50,452 --> 01:16:52,454 Champ. Champ. Champ. 1205 01:16:54,873 --> 01:16:56,042 Hey. 1206 01:17:01,505 --> 01:17:02,798 Hello. 1207 01:17:02,882 --> 01:17:04,550 That your car in the ditch back there? 1208 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,844 - Yeah. - How'd it get that way? 1209 01:17:07,178 --> 01:17:08,471 It's hard to explain. 1210 01:17:09,138 --> 01:17:11,015 Get in then, we'll have to tow it. 1211 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:12,475 Come on, Champ. 1212 01:17:13,225 --> 01:17:14,602 Come on. 1213 01:17:20,232 --> 01:17:21,777 (DWIGHT WHISTLING) 1214 01:17:22,527 --> 01:17:23,820 Hey. 1215 01:17:25,447 --> 01:17:26,823 Anybody home? 1216 01:17:27,699 --> 01:17:30,410 Your mom said you were sick. You feeling better? 1217 01:17:31,161 --> 01:17:32,871 - Yeah. - Good, good, good. 1218 01:17:33,246 --> 01:17:34,706 Get some sleep, did you? 1219 01:17:35,499 --> 01:17:37,334 Mm-hmm. About four hours. 1220 01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:38,794 Well, you must have needed it. 1221 01:17:41,922 --> 01:17:43,090 Good. 1222 01:17:44,424 --> 01:17:46,134 Oh, by the way, 1223 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:51,391 you didn't happen to hear a funny pinging noise in the engine, did you? 1224 01:17:51,557 --> 01:17:54,227 God, look at me. I gotta shave. I really look terrible. 1225 01:17:54,936 --> 01:17:56,062 What engine? 1226 01:17:56,145 --> 01:17:57,939 Because I was downtown with Champ this morning 1227 01:17:58,022 --> 01:17:59,857 and I met a guy who recognized him. 1228 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:02,777 Said he'd seen my dog this morning. 1229 01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:05,738 And he told me an interesting story how he and the dog happened to meet. 1230 01:18:05,822 --> 01:18:07,824 I thought maybe you'd like to hear about it. 1231 01:18:09,701 --> 01:18:11,160 What do you think about that? 1232 01:18:12,787 --> 01:18:14,415 I don't know what you're talking about. 1233 01:18:20,045 --> 01:18:21,672 (GRUNTS) 1234 01:18:21,755 --> 01:18:23,924 Dwight! Stop! 1235 01:18:25,008 --> 01:18:26,468 You steal my car? 1236 01:18:26,719 --> 01:18:28,137 You steal my car? 1237 01:18:28,762 --> 01:18:31,473 - Stop! - Don't you steal my car! 1238 01:18:31,557 --> 01:18:33,350 Fine, stop! Don't! 1239 01:18:36,562 --> 01:18:37,730 (GROANS) 1240 01:18:41,026 --> 01:18:42,402 (GRUNTING) 1241 01:18:46,448 --> 01:18:51,244 Only me on this whole earth to straighten you out. 1242 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:52,620 And I'll do it. 1243 01:18:52,704 --> 01:18:55,040 Kill or cure. Kill or cure. 1244 01:18:55,123 --> 01:18:56,416 (PANTING) 1245 01:18:58,209 --> 01:18:59,461 (GROANS) 1246 01:18:59,544 --> 01:19:01,755 Now get your ass up. You're going to school. 1247 01:19:42,214 --> 01:19:44,091 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 1248 01:19:53,767 --> 01:19:55,477 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1249 01:19:58,064 --> 01:19:59,774 (CAR HORN HONKING) 1250 01:20:00,525 --> 01:20:01,651 Come on, Jack. 1251 01:20:01,818 --> 01:20:03,111 Hurry up. 1252 01:20:03,194 --> 01:20:05,738 Well, I'm just out of school Like a real, real cool 1253 01:20:05,863 --> 01:20:07,699 BOY: Come on, Wolff. Move it. 1254 01:20:07,782 --> 01:20:10,743 Got the message that I've gotta be a wild one 1255 01:20:10,827 --> 01:20:13,621 Oh, yeah, I'm a wild one 1256 01:20:13,705 --> 01:20:14,872 (CAR HORN HONKING) 1257 01:20:14,956 --> 01:20:17,250 Gonna break and loose Gonna keep a movin' wild 1258 01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:20,336 Gonna keep a swingin', baby I'm a real wild child 1259 01:20:35,853 --> 01:20:38,188 TOBY: A lot can happen in two years. 1260 01:20:38,272 --> 01:20:41,442 Skipper and Norma had left Concrete and moved to Seattle. 1261 01:20:41,692 --> 01:20:43,694 I was gonna get out too for sure. 1262 01:20:43,819 --> 01:20:46,780 But in the meantime I made some new friends. 1263 01:20:46,864 --> 01:20:48,365 (GROANS) 1264 01:20:48,992 --> 01:20:51,828 - Gorilla blood. - Psycho, shut up. 1265 01:20:51,911 --> 01:20:55,206 - Fuck you. - Hey, look, there goes Carol Baumgarten. 1266 01:20:55,415 --> 01:20:56,958 Ain't she sweet? 1267 01:20:57,042 --> 01:20:59,127 - She's hot for Wolff. - Yeah, yeah, I wish. 1268 01:20:59,335 --> 01:21:02,630 Won't do her any good though. Jack's saving himself for Rhea Clark. 1269 01:21:02,714 --> 01:21:04,215 - Know what he said about Rhea? - Fuck off. 1270 01:21:04,299 --> 01:21:06,593 He said even the inside of her arm turns him on. 1271 01:21:06,676 --> 01:21:08,136 The inside of her fucking arm. 1272 01:21:08,344 --> 01:21:11,014 You slay me, Wolff. She is pretty, though. 1273 01:21:11,806 --> 01:21:14,100 I'd sure like to eat Rhea Clark's pussy. 1274 01:21:14,894 --> 01:21:17,855 - Come on, man. Give it a rest. - No, I mean it. I mean it. 1275 01:21:18,564 --> 01:21:20,941 I'd like to get down and really grovel on it. 1276 01:21:21,692 --> 01:21:23,944 Spend about a week with my face right in it. 1277 01:21:24,028 --> 01:21:25,321 (ALL LAUGHING) 1278 01:21:25,488 --> 01:21:28,449 (ALL WHOOPING) 1279 01:21:43,215 --> 01:21:46,885 Goodbye to romance... 1280 01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:48,637 Hey. 1281 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:52,724 Bye bye love, bye bye happiness 1282 01:21:52,891 --> 01:21:54,768 Meeting newsmen at Independence, Missouri, 1283 01:21:54,851 --> 01:21:58,021 Mr. Truman pledges to support John F. Kennedy for President. 1284 01:21:58,105 --> 01:22:00,524 I ask your help in this campaign. 1285 01:22:01,525 --> 01:22:03,985 - Hi. - Hi. 1286 01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:06,154 It's good news, honey. 1287 01:22:06,238 --> 01:22:09,033 You know, they say that Truman's gonna campaign for Kennedy. 1288 01:22:10,243 --> 01:22:12,870 I gave $25 to his office today. 1289 01:22:14,747 --> 01:22:16,708 I was even thinking, maybe I could go work... 1290 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:18,918 - (DOOR OPENS) - DWIGHT: Here I am, you lucky people. 1291 01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:20,420 (DOOR CLOSES) 1292 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:24,173 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1293 01:22:28,302 --> 01:22:31,222 The SOB had been on my back for a week at work, okay, 1294 01:22:31,389 --> 01:22:34,685 saying I stole his wrench and poured oil all over his tools. 1295 01:22:35,561 --> 01:22:38,731 Well, he went one step too far with old Dwight. 1296 01:22:38,856 --> 01:22:40,524 He spat on the floor as I walked by. 1297 01:22:40,607 --> 01:22:42,609 I turned around, I walked back to him 1298 01:22:42,693 --> 01:22:46,238 acting dainty, humble, and scared. Then he took his eyes off me. 1299 01:22:46,321 --> 01:22:49,074 Bam! I dry-gulched that son of a bitch. 1300 01:22:49,658 --> 01:22:51,994 He never gave me another second's grief to this very day, 1301 01:22:52,077 --> 01:22:53,662 and that was five years ago. 1302 01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:55,080 (CHAMP PANTING) 1303 01:22:55,164 --> 01:22:59,044 Yeah, come here, yeah. Come on. Come here, Champ. 1304 01:22:59,294 --> 01:23:01,463 Come here. Come on. Thattaboy. 1305 01:23:01,629 --> 01:23:04,507 I heard Mr. Kennedy on the news again tonight. 1306 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:09,304 I don't know, you know, it seems to me that every once in a while 1307 01:23:09,512 --> 01:23:14,059 somebody comes along who doesn't seem like he's such a liar. 1308 01:23:14,142 --> 01:23:15,852 (DWIGHT SCOFFS) 1309 01:23:16,269 --> 01:23:18,730 Kennedy, the senator from Rome. 1310 01:23:20,315 --> 01:23:21,441 He gives me hope. 1311 01:23:21,524 --> 01:23:24,695 I know what he gives you and it sure as hell isn't hope. 1312 01:23:25,446 --> 01:23:27,656 You're right there. He is very attractive. 1313 01:23:27,782 --> 01:23:28,783 DWIGHT: Yeah, come on... 1314 01:23:28,866 --> 01:23:32,370 He does have pearly-white teeth. I don't think that's it. 1315 01:23:32,453 --> 01:23:34,830 Come on, boy. Attaboy. 1316 01:23:39,293 --> 01:23:41,670 I'm gonna go work for the campaign. 1317 01:23:42,755 --> 01:23:44,924 No, that's a bad idea. Bad idea. 1318 01:23:45,674 --> 01:23:47,760 Too many Republicans in this town. Hey, boy. 1319 01:23:47,843 --> 01:23:49,470 They hear my wife's working for the Democrats, 1320 01:23:49,553 --> 01:23:52,766 they'll take their cars someplace else to be fixed. That's a bad idea. No. 1321 01:23:53,392 --> 01:23:56,978 Right, boy? Right, my little baby boy? Come to Daddy. 1322 01:23:57,062 --> 01:23:59,189 (IMITATES BAWLING) 1323 01:23:59,272 --> 01:24:03,694 Oh, Ricky. Please let me come down and work for you at the club. 1324 01:24:05,153 --> 01:24:06,279 What the hell are you doing? 1325 01:24:06,363 --> 01:24:07,781 - Champ. - Get the hell away from me. 1326 01:24:07,864 --> 01:24:09,241 Champ! 1327 01:24:09,574 --> 01:24:12,202 Champ. Sit. Sit. 1328 01:24:12,285 --> 01:24:14,079 Treat me like Lucy, I'll act like her. 1329 01:24:14,371 --> 01:24:17,458 I'm working for the Kennedy's campaign. Are you through, dear? 1330 01:24:18,292 --> 01:24:21,170 - You're not working for that campaign. - We'll see about that. 1331 01:24:21,254 --> 01:24:23,923 You're not working for the campaign! 1332 01:24:24,006 --> 01:24:25,633 Get that through your goddamn head. 1333 01:24:25,717 --> 01:24:27,427 You're not working for the campaign. 1334 01:24:27,510 --> 01:24:29,887 There's no reason on earth why I can't go work for the campaign. 1335 01:24:29,971 --> 01:24:33,099 There is every reason in the world. I just told you why. 1336 01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:36,144 - You can count on it. I'll do it. - What? 1337 01:24:37,103 --> 01:24:38,980 - Count on it. - I told you why. 1338 01:24:44,278 --> 01:24:46,030 I'll be through in a minute. 1339 01:24:51,577 --> 01:24:53,620 You left the lid off the damn toothpaste again. 1340 01:24:54,204 --> 01:24:55,372 (SIGHS) 1341 01:24:55,456 --> 01:24:57,374 Dwight, is that the best you can come up with? 1342 01:24:59,001 --> 01:25:01,420 This is my house, and I get to say about the toothpaste. 1343 01:25:02,046 --> 01:25:03,297 You got that? 1344 01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:04,840 Huh? 1345 01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:07,384 Have you, huh? 1346 01:25:09,054 --> 01:25:11,473 If you lived with your daddy Duke, and his rich wife, 1347 01:25:11,556 --> 01:25:13,266 maybe things might be different. 1348 01:25:13,558 --> 01:25:15,894 But he's not here now, is he? Is he? 1349 01:25:16,269 --> 01:25:18,730 Duke. Duke, are you here? 1350 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:22,317 Duke? Dukie? Are you here? 1351 01:25:23,443 --> 01:25:25,945 Oh, how sad. Duke's not here. Oh, boohoo. 1352 01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:29,199 My house. My bathroom. I get to say about the toothpaste. 1353 01:25:29,282 --> 01:25:30,700 You got that? 1354 01:25:35,247 --> 01:25:38,042 Come on. Come on. Give me an excuse. Come on. 1355 01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:50,471 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1356 01:26:09,491 --> 01:26:12,160 - Hey. - You didn't pick this up yesterday. 1357 01:26:12,327 --> 01:26:14,329 Congratulations. You got nothing higher than a C. 1358 01:26:14,413 --> 01:26:15,580 Shut up. 1359 01:26:19,376 --> 01:26:22,337 - Voila. - You're gonna get caught someday. 1360 01:26:23,130 --> 01:26:24,923 I'm so scared. Really. 1361 01:26:25,257 --> 01:26:28,344 You act more like those morons you hang around with every day. 1362 01:26:29,053 --> 01:26:32,140 "Eh! I'm Psycho. I'm retarded." 1363 01:26:32,223 --> 01:26:34,225 He hears you do that, you're dead. 1364 01:26:37,645 --> 01:26:39,272 Let me copy your math homework. 1365 01:26:39,355 --> 01:26:41,399 No. But I'll show you how to work the problem. 1366 01:26:43,526 --> 01:26:46,195 I tell you I'm thirsty and you offer me a sandwich. 1367 01:26:46,279 --> 01:26:47,864 Thank you and fuck you. 1368 01:26:50,575 --> 01:26:52,035 I take it back. 1369 01:26:52,118 --> 01:26:54,288 You don't act like Psycho, you act like Dwight. 1370 01:26:55,622 --> 01:26:56,957 (SIGHS) 1371 01:27:00,544 --> 01:27:01,754 I know it. 1372 01:27:02,296 --> 01:27:03,797 He's winning, isn't he? 1373 01:27:06,258 --> 01:27:09,219 I do act like him and I feel like him sometimes. 1374 01:27:10,679 --> 01:27:13,348 I've gotta get out of this damn place or I'm a dead one. 1375 01:27:13,932 --> 01:27:15,934 Sure. You've said that for over two years. 1376 01:27:16,018 --> 01:27:17,227 This time I mean it. 1377 01:27:17,770 --> 01:27:20,356 I'm gonna go live with my brother Gregory in Princeton. 1378 01:27:21,441 --> 01:27:23,443 Oh, the brother Gregory in Princeton who never calls you? 1379 01:27:23,526 --> 01:27:24,569 That brother Gregory? 1380 01:27:24,652 --> 01:27:27,113 No, but you know, I may go to a prep school like he did. 1381 01:27:27,364 --> 01:27:29,699 - Yeah, like my dad did. - What about your grades? 1382 01:27:29,866 --> 01:27:31,284 What would you use for money? 1383 01:27:31,368 --> 01:27:33,328 Dwight owes me over 1,200 bucks. 1384 01:27:34,329 --> 01:27:36,873 If he hadn't kept my paper route money, I'd be okay. 1385 01:27:36,956 --> 01:27:39,834 Yeah, if the dog hadn't stopped to pee, he would have caught the rabbit. 1386 01:27:45,424 --> 01:27:46,634 You know what? 1387 01:27:46,717 --> 01:27:48,636 I think Dwight was right about you. 1388 01:27:49,428 --> 01:27:51,430 I think you do fight for the pink team. 1389 01:28:01,899 --> 01:28:04,443 TOBY: My brother Gregory and I had been in touch. 1390 01:28:05,027 --> 01:28:08,781 He said the road from Concrete to Princeton started with SATs. 1391 01:28:08,948 --> 01:28:12,119 And that I could take them at the Lakeside School in Seattle. 1392 01:28:13,328 --> 01:28:15,956 Dwight said I had as much chance of passing the test 1393 01:28:16,039 --> 01:28:19,000 as he had of farting his way through the Star-Spangled Banner. 1394 01:28:52,243 --> 01:28:55,163 Hi, honey. Would you take that trash out for me, please? 1395 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:03,922 Thank you. 1396 01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:34,037 My application forms must have come today, and he threw them away. 1397 01:29:34,954 --> 01:29:36,790 Hey, I thought I was helping him. 1398 01:29:36,873 --> 01:29:38,416 I thought I'd save him some trouble. 1399 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:42,253 'Cause he's got no chance of getting into some fancy prep school. 1400 01:29:42,337 --> 01:29:44,923 You've always got your nose pressed up against the bakeshop window. 1401 01:29:45,006 --> 01:29:46,007 Haven't you, Dwight? 1402 01:29:46,091 --> 01:29:48,426 - What? - You're afraid that someone else 1403 01:29:48,510 --> 01:29:51,805 is gonna get something that you never had. It's what makes you mean. 1404 01:29:51,971 --> 01:29:53,306 And you know something, Dwight? 1405 01:29:53,390 --> 01:29:55,226 One of these days, all of that meanness 1406 01:29:55,309 --> 01:29:57,812 is gonna snap back and slap you right in the face. 1407 01:29:58,354 --> 01:30:02,108 I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared! Oh! 1408 01:30:04,193 --> 01:30:05,861 This is all you gave me for dinner? 1409 01:30:16,455 --> 01:30:20,085 TOBY: When I went to fill out the application forms, I ran into a wall. 1410 01:30:20,252 --> 01:30:23,338 They wanted letters of recommendation from teachers. 1411 01:30:23,630 --> 01:30:25,424 I figured I could write these myself. 1412 01:30:25,841 --> 01:30:29,928 But they wanted my grades on our official high school transcript forms. 1413 01:30:30,303 --> 01:30:31,972 And this was a problem. 1414 01:30:32,264 --> 01:30:33,390 ARTHUR: I won't do it. 1415 01:30:33,473 --> 01:30:36,101 Why not? You work right in the office. Nobody will ever know. 1416 01:30:36,268 --> 01:30:39,312 I'm surprised you want help from anyone who fights for the pink team. 1417 01:30:39,396 --> 01:30:40,981 Look, I'm asking you for help, man. 1418 01:30:41,064 --> 01:30:43,734 I got word yesterday that I did really well on those tests. 1419 01:30:44,067 --> 01:30:45,402 But that's not enough. 1420 01:30:45,485 --> 01:30:47,280 I've got to cheat and I've got to lie. 1421 01:30:47,363 --> 01:30:50,116 If they want A's, I have to give it to them one way or another. 1422 01:30:50,283 --> 01:30:53,035 - It's so simple. You're the only way I... - No! 1423 01:30:56,664 --> 01:30:58,750 Why should you get to be the one who leaves? 1424 01:31:01,586 --> 01:31:02,795 Why not me? 1425 01:31:10,261 --> 01:31:11,847 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 1426 01:31:44,464 --> 01:31:46,257 You could leave too, you know. 1427 01:31:46,466 --> 01:31:49,928 No. I've grown progressively fond of Concrete. 1428 01:31:51,346 --> 01:31:52,972 I think I'll stay here all alone 1429 01:31:53,056 --> 01:31:55,767 and dress up in my mama's old clothes sometimes. 1430 01:31:56,726 --> 01:31:59,145 You know, like you said. 1431 01:32:22,878 --> 01:32:24,171 Aah! 1432 01:32:24,964 --> 01:32:26,424 (GROANS) 1433 01:32:26,966 --> 01:32:29,301 Excuse me. I need some help here. Fuck! 1434 01:33:00,293 --> 01:33:01,502 (SIGHS) 1435 01:33:24,026 --> 01:33:25,903 PEARL: Jack. 1436 01:33:25,986 --> 01:33:27,988 Jack, you got letters from those schools. 1437 01:34:08,988 --> 01:34:10,281 (BOYS LAUGHING) 1438 01:34:15,996 --> 01:34:17,456 PSYCHO: Hey, Wolff! 1439 01:34:17,957 --> 01:34:19,875 Bring that bottle over here. 1440 01:34:19,959 --> 01:34:22,461 CHUCK: Brand new, with a nice shine and everything. 1441 01:34:24,463 --> 01:34:28,175 BOY 1: Bullshit. Nobody in your family's ever been in a Corvette. 1442 01:34:28,926 --> 01:34:31,053 - But you're going to own one? - Yeah. 1443 01:34:31,137 --> 01:34:32,596 Go down to the drugstore and pick it up. 1444 01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,223 CHUCK: I'm gonna move down to Seattle. 1445 01:34:34,432 --> 01:34:35,558 I'm gonna get a job at Bendix 1446 01:34:35,641 --> 01:34:38,060 and then I'll be driving to work in my Vette every day. 1447 01:34:38,144 --> 01:34:40,230 BOY 2: My uncle can have any car he wants. 1448 01:34:40,397 --> 01:34:42,065 Makes big bucks as an electrician. 1449 01:34:42,232 --> 01:34:44,901 - Yeah, how big? - $175 a week, take home. 1450 01:34:45,068 --> 01:34:46,153 Bullshitter. 1451 01:34:46,236 --> 01:34:48,321 Even supervisors at Bendix don't make that. 1452 01:34:48,405 --> 01:34:50,991 Then how the fuck are you gonna make enough to drive a Vette, fuckface? 1453 01:34:51,074 --> 01:34:52,492 (ALL LAUGHING) 1454 01:34:52,659 --> 01:34:55,746 - I'll drive a T-Bird someday. - Yeah, and I am gonna own a Vette 1455 01:34:55,954 --> 01:34:58,498 even if I have to hold up the Bendix payroll to get it. 1456 01:34:58,665 --> 01:35:01,501 You losers. Bunch of losers. 1457 01:35:01,752 --> 01:35:03,295 Who you calling a loser? 1458 01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:05,130 Jackie called us losers. 1459 01:35:07,216 --> 01:35:08,718 - (BOTTLE CRASHES) - Who? 1460 01:35:10,094 --> 01:35:11,512 All of you. 1461 01:35:12,096 --> 01:35:13,097 Jackie. 1462 01:35:15,975 --> 01:35:18,770 You're gonna drive a Fairlane, just like your daddy does. 1463 01:35:20,271 --> 01:35:22,106 Tell me something, Psycho. Tell me. 1464 01:35:22,732 --> 01:35:26,444 How you gonna drive a T-Bird if you're a janitor like the rest of your family? 1465 01:35:27,487 --> 01:35:29,781 You can forget about being an electrician, 1466 01:35:29,864 --> 01:35:32,534 'cause you can't even pass 10th-grade math. 1467 01:35:33,035 --> 01:35:34,995 Who died and made you King Shit, Wolff? 1468 01:35:35,245 --> 01:35:37,122 Yeah. You're no better than us. 1469 01:35:38,749 --> 01:35:40,417 I know, that's my point, Psycho. 1470 01:35:42,127 --> 01:35:44,004 You guys are my buddies. 1471 01:35:46,006 --> 01:35:48,050 You guys are my pals. 1472 01:35:54,264 --> 01:35:56,934 My dear old dad's called Dwight. 1473 01:36:00,146 --> 01:36:03,358 Welcome to beautiful Concrete! 1474 01:36:03,441 --> 01:36:05,193 (ALL LAUGHING) 1475 01:36:15,453 --> 01:36:17,038 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1476 01:36:34,306 --> 01:36:36,434 MAN: We only take boys who really want to work hard. 1477 01:36:37,351 --> 01:36:38,436 Is that you? 1478 01:36:39,770 --> 01:36:42,273 I want you to start evenings now. 1479 01:36:42,440 --> 01:36:45,276 And I'd want you to work all summer. 1480 01:36:45,359 --> 01:36:46,777 No vacations. 1481 01:36:48,279 --> 01:36:50,240 Food-service work isn't easy, you know. 1482 01:36:50,782 --> 01:36:53,785 It's not something that comes to you in a year or two. 1483 01:36:54,161 --> 01:36:58,415 So, you think you got what it takes to be an A&P management trainee? 1484 01:36:59,458 --> 01:37:01,251 Yeah, it's exactly what I've got. 1485 01:37:02,669 --> 01:37:04,254 (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 1486 01:37:04,337 --> 01:37:07,132 CAROLINE: Now, where did this... PEARL: I got one. I got another one. 1487 01:37:07,215 --> 01:37:10,177 CAROLINE: You're gonna finish this puzzle and I'm not gonna put one in. 1488 01:37:10,510 --> 01:37:12,054 PEARL: All right. Look it. All right. 1489 01:37:12,137 --> 01:37:16,100 See, this one? See this house right here? So it's got to go with the house. 1490 01:37:16,225 --> 01:37:18,853 I got the top together. I got the top part. 1491 01:37:19,062 --> 01:37:21,522 CAROLINE: Excellent, sweetheart. You're very good at this. 1492 01:37:21,731 --> 01:37:25,193 You're gonna finish this entire puzzle and I have only put in one piece. 1493 01:37:25,318 --> 01:37:27,236 That's what's gonna happen. 1494 01:37:27,653 --> 01:37:29,614 - I got it. - Found it. 1495 01:37:30,490 --> 01:37:32,700 No, right here. Look, I got it. 1496 01:37:32,784 --> 01:37:34,160 (CHUCKLING) 1497 01:37:34,577 --> 01:37:36,245 Carla and Skipper are the best. 1498 01:37:36,329 --> 01:37:38,581 (INCREASES VOLUME) 1499 01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:43,378 (DOOR CLOSES) 1500 01:37:43,462 --> 01:37:45,923 TOBY: Hi, I'm home. CAROLINE: Hi, sweetheart. 1501 01:37:46,548 --> 01:37:48,717 You're very late. We had to start dinner without you. 1502 01:37:48,801 --> 01:37:51,220 - Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. - Well, we had to go ahead and eat. 1503 01:37:51,303 --> 01:37:53,430 But, if you just give me a second, I'll get your dinner. 1504 01:37:53,514 --> 01:37:55,307 TOBY: No, it's okay, I'll get some at work. 1505 01:37:55,516 --> 01:37:57,976 CAROLINE: Well, I don't want you to go to work on an empty stomach. 1506 01:37:58,060 --> 01:37:59,895 Now just give me a second. 1507 01:37:59,978 --> 01:38:02,606 - I'm in a rush, sorry. - There's a warm plate in the oven. 1508 01:38:02,689 --> 01:38:04,983 Put it on the table. I'll be there in a minute to help you. 1509 01:38:05,067 --> 01:38:06,068 TOBY: What are these? 1510 01:38:06,151 --> 01:38:08,321 CAROLINE: Blueberry muffins. I made them for you. 1511 01:38:08,405 --> 01:38:10,407 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 1512 01:38:13,701 --> 01:38:16,079 I was trying to listen to a record. 1513 01:38:21,251 --> 01:38:23,795 (PHONE RINGING) 1514 01:38:27,006 --> 01:38:28,258 Hello? 1515 01:38:28,842 --> 01:38:30,093 Yeah, he's here. 1516 01:38:30,552 --> 01:38:31,928 Are you Tobias? 1517 01:38:37,101 --> 01:38:38,352 Hello? 1518 01:38:40,354 --> 01:38:42,314 - Who was that? - I don't know. 1519 01:38:42,481 --> 01:38:43,524 All right. 1520 01:38:45,151 --> 01:38:46,694 Okay, tomorrow, then. 1521 01:38:48,362 --> 01:38:49,488 Bye. 1522 01:38:55,119 --> 01:38:56,203 Well? 1523 01:38:58,873 --> 01:39:01,543 That was Hill School, the last one that I applied to. 1524 01:39:01,710 --> 01:39:03,712 Now, they haven't accepted me yet, 1525 01:39:03,795 --> 01:39:06,006 but they're sending somebody in to interview me. 1526 01:39:06,089 --> 01:39:07,174 Oh! 1527 01:39:17,392 --> 01:39:20,812 Yeah, I enjoy my classes, especially the advanced ones. 1528 01:39:20,896 --> 01:39:24,066 But lately I've been feeling a little restless. 1529 01:39:24,149 --> 01:39:25,485 I don't know. It's hard to explain. 1530 01:39:26,027 --> 01:39:27,320 Come on, that's easy to explain. 1531 01:39:27,403 --> 01:39:30,198 You're probably bored. Not being challenged. 1532 01:39:31,657 --> 01:39:33,993 Toby, your application was very good. 1533 01:39:34,077 --> 01:39:36,913 But we have many boys who want to go to Hill, 1534 01:39:37,371 --> 01:39:40,333 and not everybody is comfortable at prep school. 1535 01:39:41,292 --> 01:39:45,004 Well, I think I would. You see, both my father and brother went to prep schools. 1536 01:39:45,088 --> 01:39:47,131 Is that right? Where? 1537 01:39:47,465 --> 01:39:49,092 Deerfield and Choate. 1538 01:39:50,176 --> 01:39:51,762 I see. 1539 01:39:52,638 --> 01:39:53,972 Well, you might like it. 1540 01:39:54,890 --> 01:39:57,893 Hill was difficult for me, though. 1541 01:39:58,060 --> 01:40:00,729 Academically, it was hard. 1542 01:40:01,188 --> 01:40:03,232 And then, my last year, things changed. 1543 01:40:03,315 --> 01:40:07,736 The guys in my class grew close in ways that I never would've thought possible. 1544 01:40:08,278 --> 01:40:12,866 So close that, well, I still think of them as sort of a second family. 1545 01:40:14,368 --> 01:40:17,956 I want that. I do. 1546 01:40:18,123 --> 01:40:20,750 So she says, "No, I don't want you to do that." 1547 01:40:20,834 --> 01:40:24,170 And I said, "Let me get down and grovel in it." 1548 01:40:24,587 --> 01:40:27,757 I mean, I ate her pussy till my tongue was calloused. 1549 01:40:27,841 --> 01:40:30,468 And then I noticed that her nipples got nice and hard. 1550 01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:34,806 You know, not those big fat nipples, but nice hard raisin nipples. 1551 01:40:35,098 --> 01:40:37,767 So, anyway, she goes off like this Roman candle. 1552 01:40:38,059 --> 01:40:40,103 I mean, that woman can scream. 1553 01:40:40,186 --> 01:40:42,897 I says, "You liked that, didn't you, baby? 1554 01:40:43,190 --> 01:40:46,193 "You like the old Arch Cook special, don't you?" 1555 01:40:46,736 --> 01:40:48,195 Bye, Richie. 1556 01:40:54,535 --> 01:40:57,997 Toby, boys at Hill talk roughly too, sometimes. 1557 01:40:58,998 --> 01:41:01,917 I can see you've led rather a sheltered life. 1558 01:41:04,962 --> 01:41:06,297 Yeah. 1559 01:41:09,676 --> 01:41:11,636 Well, you seem like a fine boy, 1560 01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:13,930 and I am going to give you a good report tomorrow. 1561 01:41:14,181 --> 01:41:16,933 But, Toby, there are lots of boys applying. 1562 01:41:17,017 --> 01:41:18,769 We'll just have to wait and see... 1563 01:41:18,852 --> 01:41:22,939 Hey, hotshot. It's the hotshot boy. 1564 01:41:24,274 --> 01:41:27,903 It's the guy who thinks he knows everything, thinks he's so smart. 1565 01:41:29,362 --> 01:41:31,990 Fella, what you don't know would fill a book. 1566 01:41:33,867 --> 01:41:35,453 Edsel's a shit car. 1567 01:41:40,958 --> 01:41:43,669 He's a mechanic, he did some really bad work on our car. 1568 01:41:43,753 --> 01:41:46,172 It's just, he acts like that. I don't know why. 1569 01:41:48,007 --> 01:41:50,009 Well, good luck. 1570 01:41:50,093 --> 01:41:51,511 Thanks. 1571 01:42:36,141 --> 01:42:37,642 - PEARL: Hey. - Hey. 1572 01:42:39,769 --> 01:42:41,896 - I know what'll make you feel good. - Yeah? 1573 01:42:41,980 --> 01:42:42,981 That man called. 1574 01:42:43,148 --> 01:42:44,524 You got the scholarship. 1575 01:42:45,066 --> 01:42:48,903 They're gonna give you $2,300 a year. Great, huh? 1576 01:42:50,113 --> 01:42:51,781 So, I guess you'll be leaving soon. 1577 01:42:52,908 --> 01:42:54,493 I'm gonna miss you. 1578 01:42:55,703 --> 01:42:57,872 I'm making some hot dogs. You want one? 1579 01:42:59,081 --> 01:43:01,250 Can you put some mustard on some bread for us? 1580 01:43:18,894 --> 01:43:20,854 Hey, what are you doing home so... 1581 01:43:20,937 --> 01:43:24,357 Toby got the scholarship. $2,300. 1582 01:43:24,816 --> 01:43:30,280 Hey, leopard. I say, hey, leopard. I know you, leopard. 1583 01:43:30,739 --> 01:43:34,034 I can see those spots that you can't change, leopard. 1584 01:43:35,410 --> 01:43:36,661 Huh, leopard? 1585 01:43:37,871 --> 01:43:38,872 Huh? 1586 01:43:40,457 --> 01:43:43,251 He thinks he'll go to a fancy prep school and fool everybody. 1587 01:43:43,335 --> 01:43:46,172 Yeah. Not a chance. Not a chance. 1588 01:43:49,884 --> 01:43:52,178 I know a thing or two about a thing or two. 1589 01:43:53,513 --> 01:43:56,057 I sure do. Sure do. 1590 01:43:57,850 --> 01:44:00,269 - Who threw this away? - I did. 1591 01:44:00,353 --> 01:44:03,856 - You threw it away? Why? - Because it was empty. 1592 01:44:03,940 --> 01:44:06,192 - Empty? That look empty? - Looks empty to me. 1593 01:44:06,317 --> 01:44:08,903 - To me too. - Look again, hotshot. 1594 01:44:08,986 --> 01:44:11,198 - Is it empty? Is it empty? - Dad! 1595 01:44:11,365 --> 01:44:14,243 - Now, now, now, is it empty? - Stop! 1596 01:44:14,493 --> 01:44:19,206 Now, Mr. Bigtime-Hotshot- Prep-School-Fucker, is it empty? 1597 01:44:20,541 --> 01:44:21,917 Is it empty? 1598 01:44:23,919 --> 01:44:25,087 No. 1599 01:44:25,337 --> 01:44:28,590 Good. All right. Now, clean it out. 1600 01:44:37,308 --> 01:44:38,601 Clean it out! 1601 01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:43,148 Now, was it empty? 1602 01:44:43,273 --> 01:44:44,482 Huh? 1603 01:44:44,566 --> 01:44:47,068 - Was it empty? - Yes. 1604 01:44:49,446 --> 01:44:50,572 (GRUNTS) 1605 01:44:55,326 --> 01:44:57,620 (GRUNTING) 1606 01:45:14,889 --> 01:45:16,223 You fucking... 1607 01:45:16,974 --> 01:45:18,267 I'm gonna... 1608 01:45:19,935 --> 01:45:22,855 (SCREAMING) 1609 01:45:26,233 --> 01:45:27,735 (DWIGHT GROANS) 1610 01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:36,870 Come on, you fuck! Come on! 1611 01:45:37,871 --> 01:45:39,456 Come on. Come on. 1612 01:45:55,598 --> 01:45:57,141 (CHOKING) 1613 01:46:05,191 --> 01:46:06,859 Get away from him! 1614 01:46:07,151 --> 01:46:09,362 Get away from him or I'll kill you. 1615 01:46:13,950 --> 01:46:15,493 What's going on here? 1616 01:46:15,701 --> 01:46:17,662 I got the scholarship and he went nuts. 1617 01:46:17,745 --> 01:46:19,497 He's crazy. I'm leaving! 1618 01:46:19,580 --> 01:46:22,751 Great. Go. Finally, about time. About time. Go. 1619 01:46:22,835 --> 01:46:24,378 No, no, don't worry, I'm gone! 1620 01:46:24,461 --> 01:46:25,921 Just give me my paper route money. 1621 01:46:26,004 --> 01:46:28,006 - That money is gone with the wind. - No! 1622 01:46:28,090 --> 01:46:29,842 That's right. I spent it as you made it. 1623 01:46:30,008 --> 01:46:31,510 For things that we needed! 1624 01:46:31,593 --> 01:46:32,970 It's gone! 1625 01:46:33,762 --> 01:46:35,347 You know something, Dwight? 1626 01:46:35,431 --> 01:46:37,266 It's not so much that you've been disappointing. 1627 01:46:37,349 --> 01:46:39,226 It's that you've been consistently disappointing. 1628 01:46:39,309 --> 01:46:42,729 Fancy, fancy talk. Fancy talk for a whore. Fancy talk. 1629 01:46:42,938 --> 01:46:46,358 Oh, yeah, I know a thing or two about a thing or two. 1630 01:46:46,443 --> 01:46:49,195 I got friends in this town and they tell me things. 1631 01:46:49,779 --> 01:46:52,031 I found out some guy down at that campaign headquarters, 1632 01:46:52,115 --> 01:46:53,992 he found you a job in Washington, D.C. 1633 01:46:54,117 --> 01:46:55,952 You're gonna run off with him, aren't you Ms. Whore? 1634 01:46:56,035 --> 01:46:57,203 Aren't you, Ms. Whore? 1635 01:46:57,287 --> 01:46:58,663 You are pathetic. 1636 01:46:58,747 --> 01:47:01,583 Ms. Whore. Liar! Whore! Liar! Whore! And you know it. 1637 01:47:01,875 --> 01:47:03,626 Mom, you can leave too. 1638 01:47:03,710 --> 01:47:05,879 I'm leaving. You don't have to stay here for this shit! 1639 01:47:08,047 --> 01:47:09,424 - I don't, do I? - No, you don't. 1640 01:47:09,507 --> 01:47:11,217 You're a liar and a whore. 1641 01:47:11,301 --> 01:47:13,304 I could leave with you right now, couldn't I? 1642 01:47:13,387 --> 01:47:14,638 Yes, you could. 1643 01:47:14,889 --> 01:47:17,892 - I could walk right out, couldn't I? - Yes. 1644 01:47:18,058 --> 01:47:19,977 - What? - I'm leaving you, Dwight. 1645 01:47:20,144 --> 01:47:22,021 No, you're not. No. No. 1646 01:47:22,104 --> 01:47:23,814 - No, what about me? - I'm leaving, Dwight. 1647 01:47:23,898 --> 01:47:25,983 - What about me? - I'm leaving you, Dwight. 1648 01:47:26,358 --> 01:47:28,360 Why do you want me to stay? You don't even like me. 1649 01:47:28,444 --> 01:47:31,489 No, you're not leaving. You're not leaving. 1650 01:47:31,572 --> 01:47:33,324 Keep away from us. 1651 01:47:35,284 --> 01:47:38,538 You two have always sided against me, always thought you were better than me. 1652 01:47:38,622 --> 01:47:41,458 I tried. I did the best I could. 1653 01:47:41,666 --> 01:47:42,751 What about me? 1654 01:47:42,876 --> 01:47:44,503 What am I supposed to do? 1655 01:47:44,586 --> 01:47:46,797 Crawl off in some ditch someplace and die? 1656 01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:48,131 What about me? 1657 01:47:48,215 --> 01:47:50,133 (BOTH PANTING) 1658 01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:55,013 What about me? 1659 01:47:55,806 --> 01:47:57,140 What about me? 1660 01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:01,394 When is it ever Dwight's turn for some consideration? 1661 01:48:01,478 --> 01:48:02,771 What about me? 1662 01:48:06,692 --> 01:48:09,987 I'll tell you one thing, you'll remember me! 1663 01:48:10,822 --> 01:48:13,199 - TOBY: It was as easy as that. - You'll remember me! 1664 01:48:13,282 --> 01:48:14,867 We just picked up and left. 1665 01:48:16,536 --> 01:48:20,706 You can dream of a moment for years and still somehow miss it when it comes. 1666 01:48:21,416 --> 01:48:25,628 You've got to reach through the flames and take it or lose it forever. 1667 01:48:26,504 --> 01:48:28,798 I took it. So did my mother. 1668 01:48:29,632 --> 01:48:31,468 We never looked back. 1669 01:48:31,552 --> 01:48:32,970 (SCREAMING) 1670 01:48:41,854 --> 01:48:44,481 You know, I borrowed money from everybody he knows. 1671 01:48:44,565 --> 01:48:47,860 - So there's the extra $200 for tuition. - Thanks. 1672 01:48:47,943 --> 01:48:49,361 There's another $50 in there, 1673 01:48:49,445 --> 01:48:52,114 so get yourself a blazer or something, okay, honey? 1674 01:48:52,197 --> 01:48:53,699 TOBY: Okay. 1675 01:48:55,075 --> 01:48:56,118 (SIGHS) 1676 01:48:56,202 --> 01:48:57,537 Well... 1677 01:48:59,164 --> 01:49:00,874 You're sure you're gonna be all right? 1678 01:49:01,875 --> 01:49:03,960 Yeah, Mom, my bus comes in about two hours. 1679 01:49:04,711 --> 01:49:06,087 I'll be fine. 1680 01:49:13,428 --> 01:49:15,096 I'm going to miss you so much. 1681 01:49:20,727 --> 01:49:22,061 Get on the bus, Mom. 1682 01:49:25,608 --> 01:49:27,777 (SOBBING) 1683 01:49:29,904 --> 01:49:31,238 I love you. 1684 01:49:34,283 --> 01:49:35,868 I know that, Mom. 1685 01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,745 I've always known that. 1686 01:49:40,247 --> 01:49:41,582 MAN: All aboard. 1687 01:49:47,630 --> 01:49:49,257 - Bye, honey. - Bye. 1688 01:50:01,103 --> 01:50:02,437 I love you.