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(phone ringing)
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(Julian's recorded voice):
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This is Julian.
Leave a message.
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(beep)
- Hey, Julian, it's Ricky.
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I got your message
about working tonight.
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I guess I can probably work,
but I'm telling you one thing,
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I'm need to get drunk as fuck.
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And I need some good
fuckin' dope, Julian,
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if I'm working for you tonight.
Not that shitty fuckin' mall dope
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you usually show up here with.
Let's get high,
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let's get drunk,
and we'll do this fuckin'job.
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(beep)
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(birds chirping)
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(motorcycle rumbles)
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(Julian):
Did I tell him to meet us
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15 minutes ago?
- Yes.
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(cellphone rings)
- It's Ricky.
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Where the hell are ya?!
- Where is he?
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- Listen, I told you to be ready
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15 minutes ago!
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- I gotta do some family stuff.
Lucy's freakin'...
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(knocking at door)
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Hey, Rick. Are you talking
on the phone to Julian?
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(whispering)
- Just a second.
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No, I'm just in here
using the bathroom.
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- Why do have to lie to her?
Why can't you just tell her,
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"I need to make some money
to support the family." Huh?
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- Look, if you're masturbating,
it's cool.
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Just say, "Hey,
I'm masturbating." No big deal!
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- Yeah, I'm masturbating
big-time, Lucy.
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- Should you be on the phone
with him if he's masturbating?
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(loud banging)
...stuff cooked? Stuff...
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Jesus Christ! I'm trying
to talk to Tony here!
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The only reason
Lucy's pissed off
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is because we don't have
a lot of money right now.
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I'm not growing dope and I spent
our grocery money. I was wrong.
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- I want him close to me.
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I want him
to be Trinity's father.
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He is a good parent.
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But until he stops working
with Julian,
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he can forget
about being inside.
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- Lucy says
I can't come in the trailer.
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No big deal.
I'm used to living in cars.
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I've been living in cars
most of my life.
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And people
kinda make fun of me,
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throw bottles at me, say,
"How can you live in a car?"
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But they just don't understand.
It's not that bad.
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(spritz)
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The way I look at it,
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my car is kinda like
ourfamily's cottage.
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Trin comes out.
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She helps me cook and stuff.
We have a good time.
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Lucy comes out to the car
once in awhile,
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we smoke some dope,
get drunk.
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- I'll bang Ricky.
I'll go visit him in his car.
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I don't give a shit,
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but he is not having sex
with me in my bed.
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- I've got everything
I need out here.
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Enough make my own food
and take care of myself.
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I don't owe anybody anything
in this park.
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I don't pay lot fees,
'cause I live in my car.
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It's awesome.
And basically my attitude is,
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I don't cause problems in this park.
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You don't fuck with me,
I'm not gonna fuck with you.
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But don't fuck with me,
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'cause I'm gonna start
fuckin' with you big-time.
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(car rumbles loudly)
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- Oh, fuckin' look who it is.
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- I don't know
what he's doing here.
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Julian, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
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- We don't have time
for this, Ricky. Let's go!
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(Lucy): Yeah,
you're getting drunk tonight,
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but you're also working.
- I'm gonna call into work
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for a couple of hours.
I'm sorry.
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They couldn't find
Cory and Trevor;
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if I don't work,
I'm getting fired.
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And we need the money,
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you know that.
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Lucy, come here.
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Look, I'll only gonna be
working for a couple hours.
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I'll stop and get
a big bucket of chicken,
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go to the liquor store,
get some great hash.
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We'll get drunk,
smoke some dope,
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and we'll bang tonight,
listening to April Wine.
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- Getting chicken
and banging, that's nice.
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(door squeaks open)
- Fine.
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Be careful.
- I will.
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(door slams)
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- Here's the clearing stick,
Ricky.
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(everything clatters
and smashes on the ground)
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(heavy rock music)
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(car quietly rumbles)
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(Julian): All right, Bubbs,
black it out.
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(spray can rattles)
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(Ricky):
These fuckin' shitty tools.
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(drill whirs)
(Julian): Move it, move it.
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(Bubbles whispering):
All right, it's clear.
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(Ricky): All right, Jules.
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(loud banging)
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(banging continues,
snowmobile hums loudly)
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(Ricky): What the fuck is that?!
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(Cory): What's up, dudes?!
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- Where's the bank machine
we're gonna rob?!
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(Ricky): Turn that shit off!
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(Trevor): Sorry, Ricky.
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- What are you guys thinking?
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(rapid tapping,
loud music stops)
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- What are you guys doing?
This is the big show.
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You show up late,
you blow our cover?
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Eh, boys?
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We are never, ever,
working with you idiots again.
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(tape clatters on ground)
And...
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I'm really considering
not hanging out
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with you guys anymore.
(Cory): What?
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- You don't have to do that,
Ricky.
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- Ricky, you really hurt Cory
and Trevor's feelings there.
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- Bubbles, they're the stupidest
fuck giraffes
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in the dumb-dumb salad.
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- Fuck giraffes.
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Look, Ricky, I know,
but you made them cry.
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(Cory, tearful):
We're a little sick
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of messing up, Julian,
every time.
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- That's not right.
They're ourfriends.
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Now apologize.
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- I didn't mean
to make them cry.
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- Ricky, get over here
and apologize to these guys.
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- Jesus Christ.
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(Trevor): You don't have
to bother apologizing, Ricky.
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(Julian): Come on.
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- Cory, Trevor,
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I'm sorry I made you guys cry,
all right?
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(Trevor): I'm not crying.
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- Now get the fuck out of here.
You gotta go.
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(drill whirs)
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(drill rattles)
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(snowmobile hums)
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- Fuck!
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- Ricky, don't electra-cocksuck
yourself now.
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Delicate, Ricky, delicate!
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(whimpers)
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- That's blue dye under pressure.
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That whore blows
and we all look
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like those blue, bald-headed dicks
that beat the drums.
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(Ricky): Got it!
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(car creaks and squeals)
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- I'm surprised.
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This is going really well, boys.
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(loud crash)
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(glass shatters, metal clanks)
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(alarm goes off)
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- Holy fuck! My car!
I don't have fuckin' insurance!
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- Let's get the hell
out of here, now!
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- Wait, Julian.
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- Ricky, come on!
- Two seconds.
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- Ricky, I'm leaving without ya!
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- Julian, I'm taking a couple
of cartons of cigarettes.
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Big deal!
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(car zooms)
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- Just a couple of cartons
of smokes, eh, Ricky?
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- Bubbles, they were free.
I couldn't leave them there.
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I think we're okay, boys.
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(steady beating
of helicopter rotors)
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- Boys, there's something flying
behind us right now
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that looks just like
a police hell-a-cocksucker.
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(hard rock music)
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There's a fuckin'
hell-a-cocksucker behind us!
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What do we do?!
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- Get rid of the evidence!
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- This fucker gonna
get to us, Julian?
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(Pilot over radio):
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I've got visual contact
heading due east Highway 7.
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- Julian, you gotta pull over,
man. I gotta piss!
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- Ricky, we're being pursued
by the cops!
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No! Not gonna happen!
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- I can't hold it! I can't!
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(tires screech)
Sorry, Julian,
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but I am not gonna piss myself,
man!
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- Out of the car, Bubbs.
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- I'm not going anywhere
without you guys!
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- We're gonna get busted,
Bubbles. Come on!
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(helicopter rotors beat loudly)
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(helicopter rumbles)
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(Pilot):This guy's stopped.
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He's urinating.
He just pissed on himself here.
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(helicopter rumbles)
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- You better not put this
on the fuckin' news!
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God, that was a good piss!
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(police siren wails)
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Fuck. Fuck.
(more sirens wail)
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- I told you not to stop!
- No big deal.
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We can talk our way out of this.
- I'm gonna freeze up. I can't do this.
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- Don't move!
Hands where I can see them!
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Stop right there!
- Hey, guys, how you doing?
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- Where are you coming from?
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- Just back at the mall.
- We're not asking you.
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We're asking the guy
with the mixed drink,
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driving the car.
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What's wrong?
Cat got your tongue?
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- Oh, real nice.
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Making fun of a guy
who can't speak. He's mute.
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He's deaf, too.
You got some jokes for that?
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Maybe you can make him cry.
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Anyway, guys,
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I'm Trevor.
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This is Cory.
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Just put the guns away, guys.
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You don't need your guns out.
We don't got fuckin' guns.
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Put the guns down, seriously.
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We don't need guns.
Put 'em away.
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(flicks lighter open)
Talk it out.
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I know
why you're pulling us over.
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We set the alarms off at the
mall again, which is no big deal,
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because we're
the window cleaners.
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Terry,
a guy that works with us, idiot,
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backs his truck in
and slams into the smoke shop,
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set the alarm off.
Friend of mine,
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so I took the cigarettes.
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Didn't want anyone
to steal them.
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Anyway, we're gonna go back,
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fix it up, no problem at all.
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Guys, you gotta understand here.
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I could lose my job over this
and I've got four kids.
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- What you doing running
a police chopper, Trevor,
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with four kids?
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- We wasn't. I knew some shit
was obviously fucked up
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and we saw the big,
stupid chopper in the sky
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and pulled right over.
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Seriously,
we're just gonna get goin'.
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We got a lot of work to do,
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fixing that window
and everything.
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- All right, Frank.
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Listen, this is what
you're gonna do.
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You're gonna go back,
clean up, get the alarms off,
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call the security company,
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so we don't have
to deal with it.
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All right?
- No problem.
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- Once you're done with that,
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you gotta get this car legal
as soon as you can, okay?
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You got lucky tonight.
- You guys are really good cops.
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You guys did... it was great.
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The way you had the chopper...
- Yeah, yeah...
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You were right on us.
It was good.
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- Thanks, Officer.
- All right, take off.
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- Appreciate it.
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- What about you, Cory?
246
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,646
You got kids?
247
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,880
- No.
248
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,819
(disgusted sigh)
- Out of the vehicle.
249
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,517
- I fuckin' had these dummies,
Julian! They're stupid!
250
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,320
- Out of the car!
251
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,554
- You had to take a piss,
didn't you? You fuckhead!
252
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,824
- You were supposed to be deaf!
That door doesn't work!
253
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,330
Take him out this side,
please!
254
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,061
- Oh, nice sign language, Rick!
What the fuck was that?
255
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,069
- I'm trying here, Julian!
256
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,848
(music)
257
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,193
- He's not a bad goalie,
258
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,736
but he's dumb.
259
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,704
Ya suck, Ricky!
260
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,071
Get off the court!
261
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,702
I told you guys,
your time is up!
262
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,576
- Suck it, Donny.
263
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,208
- You suck it...
more!
264
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,946
- What kind of a comeback
was that?
265
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,250
I said suck it and you
just added "more" to it.
266
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:32,257
- Because it's more.
You suck it more.
267
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,691
- Fuckin' cocky chop,
fuck-linker.
268
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,729
Let's go, boys.
- That didn't make any sense.
269
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,027
Watch when you talk to me.
You're spittin' all over.
270
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,327
(Ricky): You guys fuckin' suck.
271
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,664
Donny is a fuckin' prick.
He's a senior guard,
272
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,533
and he's jealous,
'cause I came up
273
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:45,969
with the ball-hockey-league
idea.
274
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,939
I'm having a good time.
I've got 26 days left.
275
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,306
I plan on playing ball hockey
every day
276
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,675
and beating the guards
in the hockey toumament.
277
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,303
And Julian,
278
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,711
Julian's not having a good time.
279
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,305
He just drinks potato vodka
and lifts weights.
280
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,681
And I've seen a lot of guys
go down that road.
281
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,481
It's not a good road
to go down.
282
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,954
He's not happy in here,
and he should be playing hockey.
283
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,581
If he was playing hockey
and smoking dope,
284
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:05,818
Julian would be so much happier
285
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,257
than lifting weights
and drinking potato vodka.
286
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,124
That's what he chooses
to do, I guess.
287
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,564
- Tell me something,
288
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,428
how did you get the name
Cadillac, anyway?
289
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,593
- Because I'm smooth,
290
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,762
I drive straight,
291
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,135
and I got power-
292
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,503
personal power.
293
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,337
Took old Cadillac 29 years
294
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,001
to figure it out.
Alot of times,
295
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,476
the cons get out of jail, right?
296
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,013
And they want to do the
big dirty, that one big job -
297
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,673
you know,
make a lot of money, retire.
298
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,183
They end up retiring
back in here.
299
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,242
I did the big dirty.
You see where I am?
300
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,788
Forget the big dirty
when you get out. Don't do that.
301
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,586
- Lots of guys here say
the big dirty's the way to go.
302
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,717
You find one big job,
do it right - no witnesses.
303
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,421
'Cause witnesses give up
prescriptions to the police;
304
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,396
once the police has your prescription,
you're fucked.
305
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,523
- It's all about change, boy.
306
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,999
Change and nothing else.
307
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,730
- I'm a criminal, Cadillac.
I can't change now, man.
308
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,535
- I ain't talking
about that kind of change.
309
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,132
(whispers quietly)
310
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,204
- That's brilliant, man.
311
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,771
- So if I do the big dirty,
then I can retire from crime,
312
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,340
have all the time in the world
to spend time with my family;
313
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,909
get my family life going again.
So that's what I'm doing.
314
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,479
Soon as I get out of here,
I'm doing the big dirty.
315
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,319
It's fuckin' perfect.
316
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,483
- All right!
317
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,061
(whistle blows)
News flash!
318
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,061
Line up!
319
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,461
Hurry up.
320
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,329
(lnmate):
Fuck off, Donny, you dick!
321
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,731
- Who said that?!
322
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,771
(singsongy):
Look what I got.
323
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,567
You're not gonna like this.
324
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,006
Well, ladies,
I got some news for ya!
325
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,565
- Donny, what are you doing?
326
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,407
- I'll tell ya what I'm doing,
Ricky.
327
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,538
This prison's overcrowded
328
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,582
with dicks
and muscle dummies!
329
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:40,017
So I put in a word
with the warden
330
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:44,113
to let Ricky and Julian
out 26 days early!
331
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,216
(cheering wildly)
332
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,487
- Don't forget change, man,
change.
333
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:51,156
- I won't. I won't.
- Don't forget my box of shit,
334
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,664
all right?
My box of shit, baby.
335
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,859
(whistle)
- What are you doing?
336
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,926
- Fuckin' prick.
337
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,870
- Do you not see the red line,
Cadill-ass?
338
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:03,103
Movie night is done
because of Cadill-ass!
339
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,734
(prisoners groaning)
- Fuckin' asshole!
340
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,279
I can see what you're
fuckin' doing here, Donny.
341
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,814
You're fixing
the hockey tournament,
342
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,409
'cause you know you can't win
if I'm playing on the nets.
343
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,009
- Let it go, Ricky.
344
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,056
(mimics Julian)
- Let it go, Ricky.
345
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,681
You and your pretty hair
346
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,625
and your blue eyes
shining like the sky, huh?
347
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,492
Shut up.
348
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,428
- I'm not leaving.
I got 30 days left.
349
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,931
I'm serving every one of them,
350
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,093
then we're gonna fuckin'
kick your ass in hockey.
351
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,136
- You're in jail
352
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,966
and I'm gonna let you
out of jail
353
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,233
and you want to stay for a
stupid ball-hockey tournament?
354
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,104
- 'Cause we're gonna win
and you know it.
355
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,770
- You're not gonna to win Ricky.
- And you're attracted to Julian.
356
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,608
- I'm not attracted to Julian.
I'm attracted...
357
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,045
Ahem.
I'm not attracted to Julian.
358
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,673
- You keep going on
about his blue eyes,
359
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,945
his nice hair and everything.
- 'Cause that's what you do.
360
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,647
- Sounds a little weird to me.
- No, it's not weird. Shut up.
361
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,553
- I'm not fuckin' leaving.
- You're leaving.
362
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,149
- No, I'm not fuckin'
going anywhere.
363
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,659
- Wanna prove it?
- Sure.
364
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,161
- Prove it.
Leonard, Duncan...
365
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,789
- Aw, you got to be kiddin'.
- Get this prick out of my jail.
366
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,231
- This is such bullshit, Donny.
Gonna throw me out of jail, huh?
367
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,531
I've got every right
to be in this fuckin' jail,
368
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,865
serve my sentence!
(struggling grunts)
369
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,200
Darren, you gotta play nets!
370
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,207
Wayne, don't get drunk
before the games!
371
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,902
Steve, move up to left wing!
372
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,410
Fuck sakes, you fuckers!
373
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,208
If I fuckin' see you
on the outside, Donny,
374
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,646
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
375
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,876
- Ricky,
I'll fight you anyplace,
376
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,816
any time, anywhere.
377
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,914
(into intercom):
- Donny, it's Ricky.
378
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,983
Look, man,
I'm sorry I freaked out.
379
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,052
You gotta please
let me back in jail.
380
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,155
Please let me play
in the hockey toumament.
381
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,257
Donny, come on. I'm sorry.
382
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,766
(Donny over intercom):
- No chance, Ricky.
383
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:38,963
You suck it!
384
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,406
- No matter how many times
those guys go to jail,
385
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,102
it just never gets easier.
386
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,509
I mean,
me and Ricky and Julian,
387
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,910
we grew up together
388
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,040
and we're closer
than brothers, so...
389
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,711
I mean, when they go to jail,
everything just stops for me.
390
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,312
I just end up, you know,
391
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,584
working on dirty
old shopping carts.
392
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,386
(loud crash)
393
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,292
Fixing them up, selling
them back to the grocery stores.
394
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,660
I only make
about 80 bucks a month.
395
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,996
You know, just enough
for cat food and lot fees.
396
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,832
Who's a good boy?
(cat purrs)
397
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:13,634
Half the time, all I can do
is just mark off days
398
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,766
on the calendar,
waiting for them to get out.
399
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,037
(music plays on the radio)
400
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,010
- Dad! Bubbles!
401
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,417
(Ray): I'm really proud
of my boy, Rick,
402
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,577
'cause as soon
as he gets out of jail,
403
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,052
he goes right back to work.
404
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,851
I, unfortunately,
haven't been able to work
405
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:34,360
since the accident, so...
stuck in this thing. It sucks.
406
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,394
But, you know,
407
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,898
at least I get a government
disability check every month
408
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,025
and, you know, I...
keep getting one, you know,
409
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,536
as long as I'm careful, so...
410
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,303
(music plays on radio)
(Julian): Hey, Ray.
411
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,240
- Boys. Hey, Ricky.
- Hey, Dad.
412
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,039
- Aw, man,
is it ever good to see you.
413
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,977
I missed you, buddy.
- I missed you too, bud.
414
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,605
(sniffs)
- No way.
415
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,876
- You got me
some dope plants?
416
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,417
- Check it out.
- Old man came through!
417
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,543
- Ah, yeah.
418
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,246
- Check it out, boys!
419
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,621
Hey, Bubbles.
- Ricky!
420
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,820
- Dad, let me tell ya, thinked
over a lot of stuff in jail.
421
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,056
It's just gonna come
about my family now.
422
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,065
I gotta be a better dad
for Trin,
423
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,657
and I want Lucy back.
424
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,334
(Cory):
Yeah, dude, what's up?!
425
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,999
All right!
426
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,975
Okay, we'll followyou!
427
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,585
- What do the fuck do these
dicks here think they're doin'?
428
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,959
(Julian): Don't start any shit
with them, Rick.
429
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,657
- Exit the vehicle, please,
gentlemen.
430
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,633
Heard you boys
were getting out today.
431
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,794
Welcome back to Sunnyvale,
Julian.
432
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,497
- Jim.
- Ricky.
433
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,268
We need to go over
some new park laws, boys.
434
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,569
- What?
435
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,907
You're not a cop anymore,
remember? You got fired.
436
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,912
You're just a drunk
trailer-park supervisor now.
437
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:01,446
Capeek?
438
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,314
- Actually, I resigned
from the force, Ricky.
439
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,511
- Resigned?
440
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,555
- Yeah, I make, uh,
$16,500 here,
441
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,613
at Sunnyvale, as supervisor.
442
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,353
Randy makes $4,600.
That's pretty good money.
443
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,885
First 10 years I ran this park,
things were simply perfection.
444
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:21,297
Trailers were well-kept,
people respected each other.
445
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,857
Then things changed.
446
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,497
Things changed with Julian,
Bubbles and...
447
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,063
mostly Ricky.
448
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,974
- Better watch the way you speak
to Mr. Lahey, Rick!
449
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,342
- You betterwatch the way
you go fuck yourself, Randy.
450
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,744
- Ricky! Ricky!
451
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,180
It's all right!
It's all right!
452
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,377
Come on, look,
we got catching up to do.
453
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,010
Let's just go.
454
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,214
- I'll tell you right now,
leave us alone!
455
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,154
Go get drunk,
supervise the park.
456
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,023
- Mr. Lahey hasn't had a drink
in almost two months!
457
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:48,719
Come on, Ricky,
458
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,025
let's start things off
on the right foot here.
459
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,324
- All right, Randy.
460
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,890
I've been a bit
stressed out lately.
461
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,561
Shouldn't be takin' it
out on you guys.
462
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,003
Sorry, Jim. Didn't realize
you quit drinking.
463
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,665
- Rick.
464
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,175
- We don't want any trouble
here, guys.
465
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,211
Okay?
466
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,410
- Julian.
467
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,315
This is great, boys.
468
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,976
Listen,
we all want the same thing.
469
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,612
For Sunnyvale Trailer Park
to be a nice place to live,
470
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,087
just like it used to be.
471
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,921
- No problem, Mr. Lahey.
We're just happy to be home.
472
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,757
So, we good here?
Can we go through the gate now?
473
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,229
- Sure, Rick.
Keep your nose clean.
474
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,392
(car starts up)
Randy, open the gate.
475
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,026
- Won't be necessary, Randy.
476
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,095
You guys can both fuck off.
(gate clatters)
477
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,738
(loud music thumps
from back of snowmobile)
478
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,783
- Randy, don't let me start
drinking again, bud.
479
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,293
(snowmobile rumbles
to a stop)
480
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,632
- Wazzup?!
- Wazzup?!
481
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,639
- Wazzup? I told you to stop
saying that three years ago.
482
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,905
Now get the fuck away from me.
Come up with somethin' better.
483
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,071
Cory and Trevor
are so fuckin' stupid.
484
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,047
They run around
saying they got their grade six,
485
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,582
but nobody remembers them
in grade six.
486
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,947
I remember them in grade five.
487
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,111
But one thing I do know
about Cory and Trevor,
488
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,087
their brains work
on the same level as horses.
489
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,714
I mean,
they look around like horses.
490
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,351
They hear a loud noise
they get scared like a horse.
491
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,294
They're unpredictable.
Just so fuckin' dumb.
492
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,660
See you guys later, all right?
493
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,596
- Stay for a couple drinks
with the boys.
494
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,099
Come on, you just got out.
495
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,635
- I'm spending the night
with Lucy tonight.
496
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,295
I'm getting drunk
with my family.
497
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,134
- What are Bubbles, Julian
and the old man,
498
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,104
if not yourfamily?
499
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,039
- Come to Lucy's.
We'll get stoned,
500
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,475
get drunk as fuck.
It'll be a great night.
501
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,206
I gotta go, though.
(Bubbles): Ricky? Rick!
502
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,307
God, Ray,
should we have told him
503
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,012
what's going on with Lucy?
- No, man, he's...
504
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,783
he's gotta figure this one out
for himself, buddy.
505
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,881
(car screeches to a halt)
506
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,858
(car rattles)
507
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,574
- You're a month early.
508
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,509
- What the fuck
are you doing here?
509
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,604
- I live here, Ricky.
510
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,706
You think Lucy can pay
the rent by herself?
511
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,479
- I'm out of jail now,
so I'll be taking care of the fees,
512
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,349
'cause I'm gonna be making
a shitload of money.
513
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,116
- I want you to stay
the fuck away
514
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,713
from Lucy and Trinity.
I'm serious.
515
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,055
- I want to talk to Lucy
and Trinity right now.
516
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,654
I'm fuck-offious.
- Excuse me! Excuse me!
517
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,254
- Lucy's not gay anymore,
Sarah.
518
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,664
She hasn't done gay shit
since high school.
519
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,396
- Lucy never graduated
from high school, Ricky.
520
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,233
- I never graduated either
and I'm not gay.
521
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,796
- That's not what I heard.
522
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,432
- What, were you talking
to Julian?
523
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,409
I knew Lucy
was only an eighth gay.
524
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,412
She banged a lot of chicks back
in high school, including Sarah.
525
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,573
I banged a lot of chicks
back in high school,
526
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,116
including Sarah,
so it kinda cancels out.
527
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,084
One night, me and Lucy got drunk,
started talking,
528
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,713
realized both of us were banging
a lot of the same chicks.
529
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,450
One thing led to another,
kinda got together,
530
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,014
and we're just going
from there.
531
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,220
- Oh, you haven't heard
about Lucy's new job yet, have you?
532
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,762
- Lucy's working?
533
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,559
- She's got an awesome new job.
534
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,896
- What new job? She working
down at Horton's again?
535
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,901
- She doesn't need you
anymore for anything.
536
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,300
Nice flowers.
537
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,566
- What're you talking about,
Sarah?
538
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,164
(door clatters shut)
539
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,799
Where is she, Sarah?!
540
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,709
- She's in "fuck-off land,"
Ricky!
541
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,278
- Ricky worries me sometimes.
I got a great plan here
542
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,015
and I need him.
He's my wingman.
543
00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:38,182
Don't need him gettin'
all screwed up over Lucy.
544
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,122
We don't have time for chicks
right now.
545
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,161
We gotta steal change.
546
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,662
- How many hotdogs do you want,
Julian?
547
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,824
- Four.
- Four?!
548
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,966
- Well, I guess
I don't get any, then.
549
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,129
'Cause Ray's gonna have
half o' them!
550
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,797
- Give me two, then.
- No, no!
551
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,564
Oh, yeah, so you...
552
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,940
you just get out of jail
and now you're telling me
553
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,979
you're gonna be robbing
change out of parking meters.
554
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,174
That's fuckin' just great,
Julian.
555
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:06,514
- Bubbs, it's way safer.
You can't go to jail.
556
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,987
We just got to talk Ricky
out of doing the big dirty.
557
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,148
It's stupid.
Hey.
558
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,582
- Hey, Ricky.
559
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,285
- Hey, Rick.
- Hey, buddy.
560
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,588
- Listen, Dad, Bubbs,
561
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:18,186
is there something you guys
aren't telling me about Lucy?
562
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,993
- Bubbs, why don't you, uh...?
563
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,533
- Ray, you...
564
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,795
(unintelligible mumbling)
565
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:26,327
- Why do you always stick me
with the horseshit?!
566
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,340
Lucy got new boobs, Ricky.
567
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,569
- Lucy got new boobs?
568
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,270
Why?
Lucy's body's perfect.
569
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,313
- You oughta see it now, buddy.
570
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,574
- Dad.
571
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,115
You saw Lucy naked?
572
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,447
- Down at the Gentleman's Club,
Rick.
573
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,749
- They're not too big
and they're not too small.
574
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:44,119
- Trevor, how the fuck
did you see Lucy naked?
575
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,782
- At the Gentleman's Club.
576
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,621
She works
at the Gentleman's Club, Ricky.
577
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,058
That's what we're saying.
578
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,891
- The strip club?
579
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,555
(everyone): Gentleman's Club.
580
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,169
(Platinum Blonde's
"Doesn't Really Matter" begins)
581
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,147
(singing along with song)
It's been a hard day
582
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,744
In the city
583
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,757
And it affects you
in the most peculiar way
584
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:19,917
Straights!
585
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,256
(song continues)
586
00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:26,025
We've said all that
there is to say
587
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,828
And if you were
to ask me questions
588
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:32,234
You don't really want to know
589
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,206
Your concern is just for show
590
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:40,712
Just for show-oh-oh-oh
591
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,672
Your name's a number
592
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,046
Just press a button
593
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:48,678
Your memories lost
but they've not forgotten
594
00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:51,951
They tried to break our...
our lust for passion
595
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,461
They tried to tell us
that it's not in fashion
596
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:59,965
And if you were
to ask me questions
597
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,398
What are we fighting for...
598
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,794
- Hey.
- Hey.
599
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,601
- Lucy, I just came here
to see you.
600
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,335
Can I have a hug?
I really missed you, in jail.
601
00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:11,433
- Okay, close enough.
602
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,376
There you go.
Nice big hug.
603
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:15,141
- Oh, that was a nice hug.
- Mmm-hmm.
604
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,749
- So how's Trinity doing?
605
00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:21,082
- Off the rails is how she's doing.
She's stealing barbecues again.
606
00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,083
Yeah, things are really
different now, Rick.
607
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,784
Really different.
608
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,885
- Why, are you bangin'
somebody or somethin'?
609
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,557
- Hey, Sonny, this is Ricky.
610
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:35,999
- Ricky,
good to meet you, buddy!
611
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,899
How are ya?
I've heard a lot about you.
612
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,063
- Rick, this is Sonny, my boss.
613
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:43,074
- I own the joint.
What can I tell you?
614
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:46,077
So is everything good?
You gettin' everything you need?
615
00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,444
- Yeah, we're fine.
- Great. It's a $10 cover.
616
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,785
- Oh, you know what?
He's my guest.
617
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,548
Here's 10 bucks.
618
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,860
- Stop digging in the ashtray,
will you, buddy?
619
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,027
This is a gentleman's club.
620
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,399
- Look,
I'm properly gentlemanly.
621
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,199
I just came here
to talk to Lucy.
622
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:14,603
You got a problem with that?
623
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,869
- Can you just give us a minute?
Can we talk?
624
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,638
- Yeah, hey, no problem.
625
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,144
What do you need?
626
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,077
You know,
it's a two-drink minimum,
627
00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,776
and no touching the ladies,
Ricky, especially her.
628
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,545
You got two minutes.
629
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,087
(slaps arm)
Attaboy.
630
00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,747
I'm gonna need you
in the VIP room.
631
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:31,847
- Okay.
632
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,482
- Fuckin' dick!
633
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,260
(Bubbles):
You know how much it is
634
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:43,029
to get into that room?
Twenty bucks!
635
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,071
You know how much cat food
I'd get for that?!
636
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,201
- Good job, boys.
637
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,799
Go find some more.
638
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:54,004
- Try to get me a vodka o.j.
639
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,383
- I'm drinking gin and Seven,
please.
640
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,010
- I'm drinking rum and Coke.
641
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,281
- Oh.
642
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,384
Okay.
643
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,015
You're good.
644
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:07,992
You're good.
645
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,051
You're good. Okay.
646
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,097
- Are you fucked?!
647
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:15,463
- She's just trying to hustle me
for lap dances and drinks.
648
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:18,025
It's part of her job. Chill out.
- So?!
649
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:21,505
- Listen. We have no time
for women right now.
650
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:23,201
We gotta concentrate
on the job tomorrow
651
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,207
and stay focused, okay?
652
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,846
- I'm focused, Julian.
653
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,813
(whispers)
She's looking over here.
654
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:30,906
- Is she?
655
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,420
- Julian, she's on fire!
656
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,357
God, this place makes me frisky!
657
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,699
- Lucy, it's not just about
horny stuff this time.
658
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,897
There's love stuff, too.
659
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,837
- Listen, we could have
a couple drinks,
660
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,637
take care of the homy stuff,
but that's it.
661
00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,042
- Any chance I can get
a couple of cigarettes off ya?
662
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,273
- Look, I gotta go.
663
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,009
No matterwhat happens
between you and me,
664
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,415
you gotta start growing dope,
and you gotta get some money.
665
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:07,782
You gotta get your life together.
666
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:11,619
- Look... I didn't mean to be
so forward... earlier, you know?
667
00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:13,886
I don't know anybody
around here.
668
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,893
(laughs)
Hmm.
669
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,930
So I'm just looking
for somebody to hang out with.
670
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,058
I didn't mean any harm.
You just seem like a good guy.
671
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,931
How about we go see
a movie sometime?
672
00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,231
- Okay!
- Yeah?
673
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,566
- Okay. Okay.
674
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:29,107
- Julian, can we please
get the fuck out of here?!
675
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,407
- You're friends
with the ashtray miner?
676
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,311
And you're stealing drinks too?
677
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,373
- What did you just say to me,
huh?
678
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,884
You see this drink?
It's my drink!
679
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,648
I brought it from home.
I don't steal fuckin' drinks, bud!
680
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,189
(Sonny into walkie talkie):
681
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:47,191
Yeah, Tony, pool room, please.
- What kind of accusations?
682
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,352
We don't steal drinks,
thank you very much.
683
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:52,955
- Bubbles,
what the fuck is going on?
684
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,023
- I got caught stealing drinks.
685
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:57,001
- Listen, you tell
your little door pansies
686
00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:00,766
to let go of my friends
and we'll leave like gentlemen.
687
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,467
- Yeah.
Okay, let 'em go.
688
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:05,101
You heard me, let 'em go.
689
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,476
- Thanks, Sonny.
Good times.
690
00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,674
(door clanks open)
691
00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:20,548
- We need to make some money.
692
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,217
- I know.
693
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:24,194
I promised Lucy
I can't work for you.
694
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,890
- Ricky,
if you want Lucy back,
695
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,728
you gotta start
growing dope again,
696
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,065
and you're gonna need lights,
tables, fertilizer.
697
00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:33,071
- Yup. That's why I'm doing
the big dirty.
698
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,472
- No, you'll start stealing
change with me tomorrow, Rick.
699
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,065
(Bubbles): Ricky.
700
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:40,943
Listen, I don't really want
to do this either, but, I mean,
701
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:43,675
I gotta get money
for cat food!
702
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:46,309
You know,
I'd feel a lot more comfortable
703
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,444
if you were in on that
with us, Ricky.
704
00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:49,749
You know.
705
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:52,983
- Rick, I don't want to do this
without you, okay?
706
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,753
We got a great team here.
707
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:55,953
Come on.
708
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,191
- Please?
Please?
709
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,758
- All right, I'll do it.
710
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:08,034
But the cock-muffin twins
better be on their game. No fuckups.
711
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,836
- We start training
them tomorrow.
712
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,013
(cats meow)
713
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,019
- What the fuck?
714
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,287
(cats meow)
715
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:34,698
What the fuck are you guys...?
Get the fuck out of my car!
716
00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:37,031
(radio): When you're looking
for something new
717
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:39,366
We've got a special friend
for you
718
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:40,598
(Bubbles sleepily sings along)
719
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:43,198
Gives you more...
- Bubbs!
720
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:46,676
Our service...
(radio cuts off)
721
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:51,074
Bubbles, what the hell's
going on with your cats?
722
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,447
I thought they were trained.
723
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,645
They're in my car.
They pissed on my cigarettes.
724
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,415
They're pooping in my dope.
- Well, Ricky,
725
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,615
did you notice how damp
it is in here?
726
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:01,057
- Yeah, this shed is fucked.
727
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,889
- They're not digging it in here,
right now.
728
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:03,724
They like your car,
729
00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:05,229
'cause it's dry.
730
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,822
And, I mean,
these are free-range kitties,
731
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,460
you know that.
They do as they please.
732
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,163
- I'm sorry, Bubbs.
I'm just grumpy.
733
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,103
I mean, the cats
kept me up all night,
734
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:15,800
and thinking about Julian
wanting to steal change
735
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,137
from parking meters.
It's embarrassing.
736
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,439
- Well, Ricky,
it's theft under a thousand,
737
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,445
you know, and...
738
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,947
it'll keep you
from going to jail on me.
739
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:25,176
- I know.
You're right.
740
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,151
And don't worry
about the shed, man.
741
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,119
We'll get it fixed up one day.
742
00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,349
- Smell him!
743
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,186
He smells like cigarettes.
744
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,193
- He does smell like cigarettes
a bit, I guess.
745
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,320
- Kitties aren't supposed
to smell like cigarettes.
746
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,591
They're supposed
to smell like kitties.
747
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:41,030
Aren't ya?
748
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,226
(sniffs)
749
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,764
- Sorry, Bubbs.
I'm just grumpy, man.
750
00:31:44,837 --> 00:31:48,864
They kept me up all night
fuckin' with me.
751
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:51,876
- You should put a new shirt
on maybe, Ricky.
752
00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:58,444
- Excuse me.
753
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,951
Please tell me
that's not Trinity's breakfast.
754
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,454
That's pathetic.
- Trevor made it. It's fine.
755
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,683
- Whatever. You're lucky
Lucy's still asleep.
756
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:08,454
- Don't start shit
with me and Lucy again, please.
757
00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,961
- I'm not starting shit
with you and Lucy.
758
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,295
I told you to leave her alone.
- That's not gonna happen.
759
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,390
- Whatever. Hey, sweetie.
- Hey.
760
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:16,798
- Remember
you are grounded, okay?
761
00:32:16,869 --> 00:32:19,303
So don't leave the park,
all right?
762
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,532
- So, Trin,
does Mom talk about me at all?
763
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:24,201
Do you think I got a chance
of getting back with her?
764
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,471
- Yeah, if you stop working
with Julian.
765
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,410
- Are you gonna stop
stealing barbecues
766
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,675
and selling them
at the flea market?
767
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,683
- No way!
That gets me money!
768
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,516
- Okay, Trin,
what we're doing here is wrong.
769
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,988
The only reason we're doing it
is 'cause you're hungry,
770
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,026
Dad's got no money
and I'm late for work.
771
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,685
(man on intercom):
Welcome to Danny and Terry's.
772
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,353
What's popping?
- Yeah, how's it going?
773
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,829
I came through here
two hours ago.
774
00:32:45,898 --> 00:32:48,765
I had a huge orderfor
a picnic and it's all messed up.
775
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,267
I'm missing, uh,
two cheeseburgers and...
776
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,031
- Orange pop and onion rings.
777
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,732
- Three orfour orange pops,
some onion rings.
778
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,331
I got kids crying
back at this picnic.
779
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,535
Mothers are pissed off at me
and it's yourfault.
780
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,168
I gotta get this food fast.
So, please.
781
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:03,373
I don't want to get the manager
involved, but I will.
782
00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,542
- I'm terribly sorry, sir.
Please drive through.
783
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,016
(car rumbles)
784
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,085
- Trin.
785
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,820
You gotta quit smoking,
I'm serious.
786
00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,486
I was reading
these word papers in jail
787
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:18,996
and it's really bad for ya.
788
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,862
Come on, we'll both go on
the patch again together.
789
00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:22,923
You can do it.
790
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:25,698
- I guess if you'll do it with
me again, I guess I could try.
791
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,500
- Hey, that's all I'm asking.
792
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,131
Hand over the cigarettes.
793
00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,803
I'm gonna need your lighter
from you, too.
794
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,043
And a couple of bucks for gas,
if you got it.
795
00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:39,015
(sighs)
796
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,813
Awesome.
Thanks, sweetie.
797
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:47,925
You guys really gotta get
your shit together in there.
798
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:53,596
- Fuck!
799
00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,565
(car rumbles)
800
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,080
- Hey, Jim.
801
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,776
- Barb.
802
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,340
- I have a little question for you.
803
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,387
You wouldn't know
why the lot fees
804
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:18,514
have been dwindling over
the last two months, would you?
805
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,353
- Barb likes to power trip on me
806
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,620
all the time.
807
00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,024
We were married once.
808
00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:26,189
She actually, uh, made me
supervisor here at Sunnyvale.
809
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:29,029
She doesn't like when the lot fees
don't come in on time.
810
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:32,127
She doesn't like that I have
a little problem with alcohol.
811
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,695
And she sure doesn't like Randy.
812
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:37,401
- Can you and Randy handle
taking care of this park,
813
00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,341
or should I get somebody
who can?
814
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,639
- Barb!
815
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,272
- I want the lot fees collected,
deposited,
816
00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:44,781
and if somebody
is three months behind
817
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,182
and doesn't pay,
I want them out!
818
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:47,809
Good? Good!
819
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:49,751
- Look, I'm working on it.
820
00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:52,848
Sunnyvale is the most important
thing in my life. You know that.
821
00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:55,359
- You sure
it's not getting drunk
822
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:58,225
and walking around the park
with the Hamburglar?
823
00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,288
For God's sake, Jim,
get it together!
824
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,156
- What time is it, Bubbs?
825
00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:28,250
- He's a couple minutes late,
Julian.
826
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,887
He'll be here, though.
- He'll show up.
827
00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:33,591
- All right, Cory and Trevor,
do not attract attention.
828
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,098
(tires screech loudly)
829
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:37,192
(exasperated sighs)
(Ricky): Hey, Julian.
830
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,931
(garbage clatters)
831
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,405
Well, I can't believe
I fuckin' agreed to this,
832
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,272
but let's go steal
your little bits of change.
833
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:46,106
(Trevor mumbles)
834
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:48,237
- No talking!
Get over there!
835
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,849
(Bubbles hums deliberately)
836
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,145
(Ricky): Julian, you waiting
for more people
837
00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,486
to put money in these things
orwhat? Come on!
838
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,718
- Let's do it.
839
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,722
Let's do it.
840
00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:06,120
- Julian!
These are the wrong size.
841
00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:09,099
You even check the screwdrivers?
They don't fit!
842
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:12,831
- Would you stop trying
to ruin this for everyone
843
00:36:12,905 --> 00:36:14,099
and concentrate, please?
844
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:17,939
- Completely different mechanism
than what we trained on.
845
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,773
- Fuckin' tools are greasy.
846
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,245
Great! Cory, give me
you're fuckin' shirt.
847
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:23,508
Let's go.
848
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,482
- It's a bit of a fuckup here,
Julian.
849
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,079
What are we gonna do?
850
00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:34,057
(ice cubes clink in glass)
851
00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:35,616
- Shut it down.
852
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:38,427
Shut it down.
- Shut it down?
853
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:39,930
- Shut it down.
854
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:41,260
- Julian, that's probably
a good idea.
855
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,665
We should rethink this,
get some better tools.
856
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,100
- All right,
we'll get better tools,
857
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,330
come back tomorrow.
No big deal.
858
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,863
- I'll show you better tools.
Hold these, Bubbs.
859
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,672
I'm taking over this job.
- Ricky.
860
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,473
(Bubbles):
What's he mean,
861
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,014
better tools?
(car starts up)
862
00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,640
- Listen, I said shut it down.
863
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,617
- I'm finishing
what you started, Julian -
864
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,483
stealing change.
(tires screech)
865
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,452
- Boys, look out!
866
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,417
(bang, crash, clank)
867
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,318
(loud bang)
868
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,295
- Everybody, calm down!
Nothing to see here!
869
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,559
Just doing some accident testing
for the city!
870
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,863
Cory, Trevor,
meters in the trunk. Come on!
871
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:17,924
(bang trunk)
- You got it!
872
00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:19,197
(Ricky):
Basically, we're just testing
873
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,102
to see the strength
of the metal against cars,
874
00:37:21,173 --> 00:37:23,437
and these two guys are just
gonna load them up now.
875
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:24,497
(fabric rips)
Everything went great.
876
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,544
(pained groans from crowd)
(Ricky): Oh-my-fuck!
877
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:27,977
- Cory, cover your package up!
878
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:31,447
People are eating
and your bird's out!
879
00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:33,882
- If this what you want to do -
steal change with fuck-biscuit
880
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:37,183
and the naked dummy - go ahead.
I got better things to do.
881
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:40,555
I'm gonna find the big dirty.
I'm doing it by myself.
882
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:42,253
- Thanks for the shirt, dude.
883
00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:44,056
- Any time, man.
884
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:46,188
(Ricky):
Cory, get your ass off my car!
885
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:47,732
(lawnmower rumbles)
886
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,029
(engine gears down)
887
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:53,697
- Randy, I want to talk to you
in the office for a minute, boy.
888
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,899
(over radio): - Mr. Lahey,
you're breaking up, over.
889
00:37:55,974 --> 00:38:00,434
- Randy, I want to talk to you
in the office for a bit, over!!
890
00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,877
- Mr. Lahey,
891
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,006
what's up with the abrupt Randy?
- Randy.
892
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:05,208
- Mr. Lahey!
- Randy.
893
00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:06,751
- Mr. Lahey!
- Randy!
894
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,342
- Fuck...
- Randy!
895
00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:11,920
All we need
is a new receipt logbook
896
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,389
that says Ricky, Julian,
897
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,926
and Bubbles's lot fees
are unpaid.
898
00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,461
- What are you talking about,
Mr. Lahey?
899
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:18,996
The guys have paid
their lot fees.
900
00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,588
- Randy!
- Where'd all the money go?
901
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:23,066
- Where did your George Foreman
grill come from, Ran?
902
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:26,070
All I'm saying
is if they want to engage
903
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,766
in a little shit-war,
we're gonna win.
904
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,240
This little technicality
is our secret shit-weapon.
905
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,039
It'll be like a...
906
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:37,913
...like an intermediate-range
surface-to-air
907
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:40,008
nuclear-shit-missile.
908
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,645
(car horn honks)
909
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,278
(Julian): Hey, Wanda.
910
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,886
- Whoa, nice!
Can I drive it?
911
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:47,947
- Sure.
912
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:49,857
(door slams shut)
913
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,987
(Julian's door bangs)
914
00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,498
Cory and Trevorwere supposed
to fix this for me.
915
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,625
(bangs door)
- Who's Cory and Trevor?
916
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,863
- They're my assistants.
917
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:01,132
- You have assistants?
- Yeah.
918
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:08,703
Two for "The Dark Canuck."
919
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,044
(cash register beeps,
change clatters)
920
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:15,715
- I have bills.
921
00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,914
- I've gotta get rid
of this change anyway.
922
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:24,494
Sorry.
923
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,529
(Wanda):
Don't be sorry.
924
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,624
(ice cubes clink in glass,
stall door slams)
925
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:39,839
So I hear
you done a little time.
926
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:43,005
- Who told you that?
- Lucy told me.
927
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,275
- Don't listen to her.
928
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:46,749
(Wanda): I have
a little confession to make.
929
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,513
(Julian): What?
- I've been in jail, too.
930
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,748
Usually, guys,
I tell them I've been in jail
931
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,346
and they get all weird.
- No way.
932
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:55,723
- So now I only date guys
that have been in jail,
933
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:58,194
'cause those are only ones
who can relate.
934
00:39:58,263 --> 00:39:59,753
- Well, I don't wanna brag
or anything,
935
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,799
but I've been in jail
a few times.
936
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,926
Jail's a part of life.
What's the big deal?
937
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,027
- It's not a big deal.
- It's kind of fun.
938
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,036
- I think it's fun.
939
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:10,097
Want to see the new bra
I got yesterday?
940
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:17,204
- That's... Where'd you get that?
- I stole it.
941
00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:20,308
(Julian): That's nice fabric.
- Why are you nervous?
942
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:21,716
- I'm not nervous.
943
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,948
- Yeah, you're all boob nervous.
- I'm not boob nervous.
944
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,216
I'm just...
(knock at door)
945
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,121
(usher):
I know there's a man in there.
946
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,319
I'm calling mall security.
You better come out now!
947
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:31,453
- All right, you got us.
948
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,521
What's up?
949
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,825
- You guys can't be doing
that in here.
950
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,529
- Finish it off, bud.
951
00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:43,038
(Wanda):
Do you want popcom?
952
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,474
I'm gonna get, um,
oh, I'm gettin' nachos,
953
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:48,138
with cheese and a hotdog,
954
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:51,307
some chocolate-covered raisins.
Do you like raisins?
955
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,541
Julian?
956
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,483
- Hmm? What?
957
00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:57,783
- Are you okay?
958
00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,915
- Yeah, I'm just thinking
about work and stuff.
959
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,752
(Bubbles): Ow!
960
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,853
(grunts with effort)
961
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,763
I almost got it, Ricky!
Help me!
962
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,529
- Hold it there for a second.
I'll get it.
963
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:11,967
- Not like that!
Jesus Murphy!
964
00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:14,232
(loud banging)
Oh, my God!
965
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,402
- See?
966
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,908
- Ricky!
967
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,500
(nervous laugh)
968
00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:22,138
Julian, we got one open!
969
00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:23,738
(Julian):
Guess what, boys?
970
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,215
I've got some good news.
971
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,809
Ricky, I've been thinking
about the big dirty lately.
972
00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,878
- You've been thinking
about the big dirty?
973
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:34,255
- And I think I've found it.
I was at the movie theatre,
974
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,590
and they've got
this kick-ass coin machine
975
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,322
filled with twonies and loonies.
976
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,227
And check this out:
Two hours of the day,
977
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:41,697
there's only
one person working.
978
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,257
This is perfect, boys!
- So you stole my idea.
979
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,600
I'm Mr. Big Dirty,
Julian, not you.
980
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,400
Ricky, it's a combination
of both ideas.
981
00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:50,373
It's still about change
and still untraceable.
982
00:41:50,442 --> 00:41:52,103
What do you say, Bubbs?
You in?
983
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,201
- I don't know, Julian.
984
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,644
I mean, would I make enough
to fix up my shed
985
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,477
and get a bit
of cat food going?
986
00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,517
- You'll have enough cat food
for 10 years.
987
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:00,881
This is the big-time, boys.
988
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,249
(go-cart putters)
989
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,552
(plastic crackles)
990
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,184
- Oh, my God!
991
00:42:09,261 --> 00:42:10,626
Jesus Murphy!
992
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,154
Cocksucker!
993
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,165
(car rumbles)
994
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,768
(plastic crackles)
995
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:26,936
(car doors slam)
996
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,003
- Mr. Lahey, not the liquor!
997
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,105
- Chill, Randy,
I know what I'm doing.
998
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,171
Bubbles,
999
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,444
what's the plastic for?
1000
00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:35,986
- I'm trying to fix my roof.
It's leaking.
1001
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,282
- What's all this, uh,
1002
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,118
paraphemalia here?
1003
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,748
- It's for the "Supercats"
cat show.
1004
00:42:40,825 --> 00:42:42,690
I do that every year.
You know that.
1005
00:42:44,529 --> 00:42:46,292
(kitten purrs)
1006
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:47,422
- Where's Ricky and Julian?
1007
00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:48,966
- None of your business,
actually.
1008
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,161
When are you expecting
your baby, Randy?
1009
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,101
(Mr. Lahey): Bubbles,
1010
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,139
when your little shit-pals
get back,
1011
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,174
here's something
you can tell 'em:
1012
00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,210
Tell them you received
official notice today
1013
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,710
that this shit-shack...
(crack)
1014
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:05,205
...has been
officially condemned...
1015
00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,478
by the power and authority
invested in me
1016
00:43:07,552 --> 00:43:09,247
by the Trailer Park
SupervisorsAct.
1017
00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:11,881
I am officially condemning
this shed.
1018
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:14,357
- What?!
You can't do that, Mr. Lahey!
1019
00:43:14,426 --> 00:43:16,792
That's all I have
for me and my kitties!
1020
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,295
- Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs,
for you, your shit-rats,
1021
00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:21,298
and your shit-turd friends!
1022
00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:22,731
(upset sigh)
1023
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,031
(to himself)
- Crazy drunk bastard.
1024
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,900
- What?
1025
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,800
- Nothin'.
1026
00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:32,069
- What did you say, Bubbles?
1027
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:33,804
- I didn't say anything.
1028
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,505
- Hope they don't shit on you,
Bubbles.
1029
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,483
- Shit on me? Who?
1030
00:43:40,552 --> 00:43:42,452
- Shit-hawks.
1031
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,818
Big, dirty shit-hawks.
1032
00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:47,884
They're coming, Bubbles.
1033
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,950
They're flying in low.
1034
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,655
They're swooping down,
1035
00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:53,027
shitting on people,
1036
00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,362
and dragging them off
to the big shit-nest.
1037
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:56,991
(liquor sloshes)
1038
00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:18,818
(bottle clanks and shatters)
1039
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,016
(door slams)
1040
00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:23,250
(car putters away)
1041
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,091
(Bubbles):
I'm worried about Lahey, boys.
1042
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,996
He's threatened me
and he's back on the liquor
1043
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:30,899
and he's got that crazy look
in his eye again.
1044
00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:33,267
He's gonna do something,
I'm telling ya!
1045
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,431
- Bubbles, Lahey is a drunk
trailer-park supervisor
1046
00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:37,338
and Randy's a drunk
cheeseburger eater.
1047
00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:39,138
Fuck them!
Just tell them to fuck off!
1048
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,074
- Well, I do, Ricky,
1049
00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:42,443
but it doesn't work
like when you do it.
1050
00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:45,540
I just need you to help me
with my shed. Now, come on.
1051
00:44:45,617 --> 00:44:48,142
- We can't tonight.
We're going to the strip club.
1052
00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:51,154
- Ricky, maybe I'd like to go
to a strip club too, you know,
1053
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,349
and get my drink on
and look at fly hos,
1054
00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:55,325
but I can't.
I gotta work on this shit!
1055
00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:56,621
(Ricky): Bubbles,
we're not staying there.
1056
00:44:56,695 --> 00:44:57,559
We're coming back here.
1057
00:44:57,629 --> 00:44:59,494
There's a huge party
at J-Roc's tonight!
1058
00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:01,632
- I've known J-Roc and Tyrone
1059
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,167
since probably
grade six or seven;
1060
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,464
we used to be in
the chess club together.
1061
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:08,097
Then they got into like,
heavy-metal music, grunge music,
1062
00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,141
then they both became MCs.
1063
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,800
- Check one, two.
- Three, four, check.
1064
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,003
- Check, check, T.
J-Roc and T.
1065
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:16,639
- And he also makes movies.
I don't know if you knew that,
1066
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:18,307
but he makes grease movies
that he sells
1067
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:20,647
at convenience stores
and gas stations.
1068
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,483
Dirty, greasy stuff.
1069
00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:26,786
Like you can imagine
what's going on in them.
1070
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:28,291
Dirty stuff.
1071
00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:35,829
(Tragically Hip's "Scared" plays)
1072
00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:39,864
I can make you scared
1073
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:43,803
If you want me to
1074
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,172
I'm not prepared
1075
00:45:46,678 --> 00:45:49,112
But if I have to
1076
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:51,444
I said I could make you scared
1077
00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:53,848
It's kind of what I do
1078
00:45:55,053 --> 00:45:57,487
If you're prepared
1079
00:45:57,555 --> 00:46:00,388
Here's what I propose to do...
- Lucy...
1080
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,618
...may I please
have this lap dance?
1081
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,993
- Phil, honey,
can you go get me a drink
1082
00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,829
and I'll owe you
half a lap dance?
1083
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:11,664
- Sure.
- Thanks.
1084
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,372
Ricky,
what are you doing here?
1085
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,503
I told you not to come
visit me at work.
1086
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:24,070
Just wait for me outside,
I'll be out in a second.
1087
00:46:24,149 --> 00:46:26,709
I don't want you to see
this shit. I'm working.
1088
00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:28,218
- Lucy, I don't care
about lap dancing.
1089
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,753
It's cool.
You're good at it.
1090
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,255
Remember how it used to be?
When I was growing dope,
1091
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,814
you had your hair salon going.
1092
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:37,123
You used to cook for me
and Trin all the time.
1093
00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:38,184
Remember how perfect that was?
1094
00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:39,594
- Well, yeah,
1095
00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:41,393
those were the good old days.
1096
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,559
- I needed to come visit you,
'cause...
1097
00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:45,865
I want to talk to you about
something very important later.
1098
00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:52,140
- VIP pass right now.
This is the fuckin'
1099
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:53,336
"Very lmportant Personnel room."
1100
00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:57,006
It's not the "unemployed,
just-got-out-of-jail dumb room."
1101
00:46:57,081 --> 00:46:58,946
- Very funny.
1102
00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:01,281
Take it easy.
I got lots of money tonight.
1103
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,650
- Yeah? Well, my girlfriend
doesn't give lap dances
1104
00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:06,588
to dirty trailer-park trash.
We clear on that, dick-chops?
1105
00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:08,683
- Girlfriend?
1106
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,954
You banged Lucy?
1107
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,053
- 28 times.
1108
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,395
- Lucy, you bang this dick?
1109
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,338
- Well, yeah, but, you know,
1110
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:26,240
you were gone
for, like, 18 months.
1111
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,711
What do you want me to do?
I mean...
1112
00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:30,270
- Lucy, I know I was in jail
1113
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:31,906
and you have needs,
but this idiot?
1114
00:47:31,983 --> 00:47:34,417
I thought about you nonstop
when I was in jail -
1115
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:35,975
you and Trin.
1116
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,623
I can't believe this.
1117
00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:42,725
I'm sorry.
1118
00:47:42,794 --> 00:47:46,423
Like, I really fucked us up
by going to jail, didn't I?
1119
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,897
Good luck, I guess.
1120
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,435
- Get the fuck out of my club!
1121
00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,610
What do you need?
1122
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,948
- You're lucky I don't want
to go back to jail.
1123
00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:07,348
Ricky's really trying
hard here, Lucy.
1124
00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,079
- Yeah, he's clearly trying.
1125
00:48:09,153 --> 00:48:10,780
- Listen, he was throwing
a party tonight!
1126
00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:13,255
That's what he was
going on about, a party?
1127
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,622
- Yeah.
- Oh, man, I gotta go find him.
1128
00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:18,753
- I can't believe you banged
that Sonny guy 28 times!
1129
00:48:18,830 --> 00:48:21,060
It was 10 or 15 times max!
- Pfft!
1130
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:22,565
- Don't pfft me.
1131
00:48:22,634 --> 00:48:25,603
Fuckin' I gotta go.
I gotta get a cab.
1132
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,433
(shoes clank on stairs)
1133
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:30,904
- Do you wanna come
to a party tonight?
1134
00:48:30,975 --> 00:48:32,340
- Yes!
1135
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:33,741
(excited gasps)
1136
00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:36,075
I have to go change first.
- Okay.
1137
00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,780
- You can drive my car!
1138
00:48:40,852 --> 00:48:42,649
I just picked it up.
1139
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,450
(music blaring, people talking)
1140
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:47,514
(Cory):
Hey, man, what's up, dude?
1141
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,082
Yeah!
1142
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,685
Bubbles, what's up, man?
(J-Roc rapping to the beat):
1143
00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:54,061
Yeah how many times
have you sat out the deck
1144
00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:55,963
Gettin' wrecked
and when you collect a check
1145
00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:58,559
Knowin' that's as good as life
is ever gonna get
1146
00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:01,730
Know when you fuck a park
It's in your blood your sweat
1147
00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:04,036
Dat's some doubts and dat's
some bouts of insanity...
1148
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:20,283
...Stole a diamond ring
to make my girl my wife
1149
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:21,450
You're a wife wife...
1150
00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:23,585
That's trailer park life
1151
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:25,288
(muted party music)
1152
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,424
(car purrs to stop)
1153
00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:39,165
- So this is where you grew up?
- Yeah, this is home.
1154
00:49:39,243 --> 00:49:40,801
What do you think?
- It's gorgeous!
1155
00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:41,810
- Want a drink?
- Yeah.
1156
00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:43,506
(irate neighbour):
Forfuck sakes!
1157
00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:45,208
Fuck off with the fireworks!
1158
00:49:51,356 --> 00:49:54,018
(April Wine's "I'm On Fire
For You Baby" begins)
1159
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,535
This empty space
I've held so long...
1160
00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:09,368
(Darren voiceover):"Ricky,
you're the best captain we ever had.
1161
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,431
Can't wait till you get
arrested again.
1162
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,272
Darren.
Hard as fuck."
1163
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:16,472
And now I see
the way it's done
1164
00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:19,483
I thought we'd led a life before
1165
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:23,520
Who we were well I'm not sure
1166
00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:26,386
But one thing I know is right
1167
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:27,754
I loved you then
1168
00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:29,986
I'm going to love you tonight
1169
00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:32,256
I'm on fire for you baby
1170
00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,726
Fire for you woman
1171
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,395
All night
1172
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:43,304
I'm on fire for you baby
1173
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,740
Fire for you woman
1174
00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:48,210
All night
1175
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:56,019
So don't take your time
it's getting late
1176
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:58,885
We might lose if we hesitate
1177
00:50:58,956 --> 00:51:01,789
'Cause being free is lots of fun...
1178
00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:04,327
- Ricky, I don't love Sonny.
1179
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,887
- I don't love him either.
I think he's a fuckin' dick!
1180
00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:09,227
- No, I mean...
1181
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,767
I love you.
1182
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,062
- Really?
1183
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:15,400
- Yeah.
1184
00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:17,338
- Lucy, I know I fucked us up.
1185
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:20,605
I mean, what kind of boyfriend
can I be in jail?
1186
00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:23,704
I'm sorry. I mean,
it's cool you're banging Sonny.
1187
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:26,614
I mean, it's no big deal.
It was my fault.
1188
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:29,881
- And it was like
five times, right? Max.
1189
00:51:29,954 --> 00:51:32,616
It doesn't matter.
It's totally done.
1190
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:34,851
- It's so good to hear
you say that.
1191
00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,621
I really thought
it was 28 times.
1192
00:51:36,694 --> 00:51:38,855
I knew the fucker was lying.
1193
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:41,831
(dog growls and whines)
1194
00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:43,958
You want some pizza?
I got some cookin'.
1195
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,900
With all the time spent on trying
1196
00:51:49,974 --> 00:51:55,241
Then to lose your loving...
1197
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,151
Smooth.
That's Moroccan Blond hash.
1198
00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:07,350
(soft laugh)
It's pretty mild, but it's good.
1199
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:11,051
Do you want to get drunk
with me tonight?
1200
00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,825
Hang out here for a bit
and head over to the party?
1201
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,094
- Sure.
1202
00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:19,329
- How many cigarettes you got,
Luce?
1203
00:52:19,403 --> 00:52:21,667
- I got a deck.
1204
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:25,038
- Fuck. We're gonna have to get
some cigarettes tonight.
1205
00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:27,771
So come on girl
we'll raise the sky
1206
00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:30,609
We'll break on through
we'll get so high
1207
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:33,445
And don't worry
about tomorrow's world...
1208
00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:36,382
(heavy pounding rap song plays)
1209
00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:54,231
- Just a sec. Hold on.
- What?
1210
00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:57,638
- I'm into something serious
right now, something real heavy.
1211
00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,573
There's a chance
I could be going to jail.
1212
00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:02,306
Just thought I'd tell ya
so you don't fall for me, okay?
1213
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:04,473
- Well, what makes you think
I wouldn't wait for you
1214
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:07,074
if you went back to jail, huh?
Jail's no big deal, remember?
1215
00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:11,785
(music pounds)
1216
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,794
(party chatter)
1217
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:21,054
- Look at that, Ran.
1218
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,424
Check that out.
1219
00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:26,197
He's got a broken rearwindow.
1220
00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:28,295
Probably hot.
1221
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:31,637
Get the licence number
and we'll call it in, buddy.
1222
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:35,236
- Right now, it gives me great
pleasure to introduce all y'all
1223
00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:37,178
to the two stars of "Fire Hoes"!
1224
00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:39,648
Give it up, y'all,
for Galaxy and Dazzle.
1225
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,241
(cheering wildly)
1226
00:53:42,954 --> 00:53:44,854
And I'm pleased
to announce tonight
1227
00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:47,015
that we in development
on my new film,
1228
00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:49,321
"Spaghetti Hoes."
We also working on "Ida-hoes."
1229
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,020
Know what I'm saying?
And "Cheeri-hoes."
1230
00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:53,359
So look out for all those.
You know what I'm saying?
1231
00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,126
You know what I'm saying,
saying, s-saying?
1232
00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:58,168
(Ricky): Hey. T, can I borrow
the microphone for a second?
1233
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,162
(glass clanks on rail)
1234
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,434
How's everybody doin'?
(cheering)
1235
00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:04,701
- Whoo!
1236
00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:08,407
- Things are finally starting
to come togetherfor me
1237
00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:10,447
and it's all
because of one woman.
1238
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:14,314
Awoman that's been really cool
with me being in and out of jail
1239
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:16,546
since I was nine years old;
cool with me
1240
00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:18,714
growing dope when
I was in grade seven until now.
1241
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:21,019
Cool with me smoking dope,
1242
00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,684
getting drunk with my friends,
1243
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,352
playing video games
with my friends.
1244
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:26,362
I mean, I live in a car.
1245
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,297
That's why I want you all here
to see me proposal her.
1246
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,064
Lucy?
1247
00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:34,866
I want to ask for your hand
in about marriage.
1248
00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,004
What do you say, Lucy?
1249
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,075
Will you marry me?
1250
00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:48,683
- Well, there's (burps)
You know,
1251
00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:50,152
there's a condition, right?
Like...
1252
00:54:50,221 --> 00:54:52,189
you've gotta promise
1253
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:54,383
you don't go back to jail.
And if...
1254
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,426
you promise that, then...
1255
00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:59,520
all right, then, yeah,
fuck it, I'll marry you.
1256
00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:01,258
(cheering wildly)
1257
00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:04,893
- I promise that I don't think
I'm ever going back to jail.
1258
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,937
- Cheers to Ricky and Lucy.
1259
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:07,993
- Show us your tits!!
1260
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,664
Show us the tits, Lucy!
1261
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,867
Come on, feature dancer!
You can do it!
1262
00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:13,500
- You want to see my tits?!
(cheering)
1263
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:17,013
- Oh, Lucy, what are you doing?
- Uh-oh, don't do it, Lucy.
1264
00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:19,379
- Yeah, fuck it, here you go!
1265
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:22,385
(screaming and cheering)
1266
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:26,055
- You look great, honey!
(man): Woo-hoo!
1267
00:55:26,123 --> 00:55:27,590
(screaming)
1268
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:31,094
- Those are big, Mr. Lahey.
- Unbelievable, Ran.
1269
00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:34,962
- What a greasy whore show.
1270
00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:36,624
- Hope you're fuckin' happy
with yourself.
1271
00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:38,532
You know, everybody saw
Lucy's tits tonight.
1272
00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:40,194
- A couple of people saw 'em,
Sarah,
1273
00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,364
and everybody loves tits.
What's the big deal?
1274
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,533
- That's not the point, Ricky.
It's embarrassing.
1275
00:55:44,608 --> 00:55:46,940
- Lucy, I had a great night, okay?
Drink some water.
1276
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:50,071
I'm gonna sleep in the car
so I don't wake you.
1277
00:55:50,147 --> 00:55:51,808
- Yeah.
- I can't wait to get married.
1278
00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:53,110
Sarah, you got any
rolling papers?
1279
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:55,049
- I think your shirt's
looking good tonight, Ricky.
1280
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:56,552
- Lucy, I'm getting fucked up
tonight.
1281
00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:58,747
I'll see you tomorrow around
12:00, 1:00?
1282
00:55:58,823 --> 00:56:01,257
(stapler clicks)
1283
00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:04,727
- All the kitties are out, Mr. Lahey.
1284
00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:06,160
Boy, they're cute!
- Randy.
1285
00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:08,357
(tires squeak)
- Mr. Lahey, you're in reverse!
1286
00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:11,663
(childish voice)
- Gna, gna, gna, gna, gna, gna.
1287
00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:14,432
(huge crash)
1288
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:16,904
(crunching sounds)
1289
00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:21,274
These shit-buckets
will follow my rules, Randy.
1290
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:29,943
(cats meow pitifully)
1291
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:32,614
(Bubbles): I'd like to order
some orange juice, please.
1292
00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:36,182
Oh, apple juice
would be wonderful.
1293
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,220
(cats meow)
1294
00:57:28,379 --> 00:57:29,641
(glass shatters)
1295
00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:30,873
(Bubbles grunts)
1296
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:32,415
- What's your friend doing?
1297
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,951
(Julian): Bubbs, don't you move!
1298
00:57:41,325 --> 00:57:42,451
(cats meow)
1299
00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:46,863
- I've lived in that fucking shed
since I was six years old and...
1300
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:49,263
and it didn't just fall down
on it's own!
1301
00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:53,064
It got smashed down
by a fuckin' drunk shit-hustler!
1302
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,104
Fuckin' shit-twister
1303
00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:56,867
and that big, dirty,
onion-ring bastard, Randy!
1304
00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:59,171
(wild animal grunts)
(Julian): Bubbles!
1305
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:02,406
Hand over the numchucks!
- No way, Julian!
1306
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,277
- This is not the way
to deal with this!
1307
00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:07,146
Cory, Trevor, get over here
and give me a hand!
1308
00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:09,448
Grab his legs!
- Don't grab my legs.
1309
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,578
- All right, calm down.
1310
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,418
Calm down, count to 10.
Everything's gonna be cool.
1311
00:58:13,491 --> 00:58:15,755
- Trevor?
Let go of my leg!
1312
00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:21,928
- Good afternoon, gentleman.
1313
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,160
It is my pleasure
to inform you
1314
00:58:24,235 --> 00:58:26,328
that you have 30 days
to quit the environs
1315
00:58:26,403 --> 00:58:27,961
of Sunnyvale Trailer Park
1316
00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:31,974
for just cause of non-payment
of lot fees.
1317
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:33,100
Adios, amigos.
- Give me that.
1318
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:34,701
- What the fuck
are you talking about?
1319
00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:37,246
We paid our money.
I live in a fuckin' car, Lahey!
1320
00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:38,906
- Oh, yeah?
- We're not goin' anywhere.
1321
00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:40,109
- Keep your hands
to yourself.
1322
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,015
- No, and the only thing
you're evicting
1323
00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,213
is the fuckin' cheeseburgers
that are Randy's gut!
1324
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:46,779
(Randy): Frig you, Rick.
(Ricky): Yeah? Frig me, Randy?
1325
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,449
- Don't push me!
- You want to fuckin' go?
1326
00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,517
'Cause I've been waitin'
to fight you
1327
00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:52,357
for a long fuckin' time!
(grappling sounds)
1328
00:58:52,429 --> 00:58:53,157
(Randy belches)
1329
00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:55,630
Aw! Fuck!
The smell of cheeseburgers!
1330
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,098
- Why did you knock
my shed down?!
1331
00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:59,294
- Bubbles,
that is a dangerous...
1332
00:58:59,370 --> 00:59:01,065
dangerous weapon!
(Bubbles growls)
1333
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:03,800
- You fight dirty, Ricky!
- You like that?
1334
00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:05,808
- I'll fucking unload one on ya!
1335
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,640
- Fucker. Hey, Lahey!
Guess what?
1336
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:11,180
(over radio)
Randy's leaking cheeseburger!
1337
00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:12,476
Listen!
(loud belch)
1338
00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:15,314
You fuckin' like that?!
- I don't like it at all, Rick!
1339
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:17,286
- Bubbles...
- Let's go, Lahey!
1340
00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,981
(siren blares)
1341
00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,288
- Boys, cops!
1342
00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:23,519
(Lahey): It's a dangerous weapon!
1343
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:25,186
(Randy belches loudly)
1344
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,924
(Ricky): Oh, my fuck!
1345
00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:30,125
(cop): That's enough!
Break it up!
1346
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,531
Jim?
1347
00:59:31,602 --> 00:59:32,933
- Barb, will you tell
Officer Pineapple-Cock
1348
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:34,163
and fucky-the-drunk-clown here
1349
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,729
we're all paid up!
- Well, I wish I could, Rick,
1350
00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:38,638
but according to Randy's
neatly kept records,
1351
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,176
you're all three months over.
1352
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,644
- We paid our lot fees, Barb!
This is bullshit!
1353
00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:44,943
- No, it's not.
(Barb): Look!
1354
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:48,243
- You guys are gone.
Evicted, all of you.
1355
00:59:48,319 --> 00:59:51,254
- Well, what about what that
drunk bastard did to my shed?
1356
00:59:51,322 --> 00:59:53,415
- Let's talk about drunk
trailer-park supervisors
1357
00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:55,355
getting drunk as fuck,
ruining peoples' lives!
1358
00:59:55,426 --> 00:59:56,984
- Maybe I should look into
1359
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,188
how your daughter's
stealing barbecues
1360
00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:01,754
and selling them
at the flea market.
1361
01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:03,959
Eh, Rick?
Would you like that?
1362
01:00:06,036 --> 01:00:07,663
Don't mess with me, Rick.
1363
01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:09,535
(Julian): Come on, Bubbs.
1364
01:00:10,541 --> 01:00:12,475
- Thirty days, boys.
1365
01:00:12,543 --> 01:00:15,569
Thirty sexy days, Julian.
1366
01:00:16,347 --> 01:00:17,439
Sexy.
1367
01:00:17,514 --> 01:00:21,541
- You're gonna pay for this.
- Hey, Rick, knock-knock.
1368
01:00:21,619 --> 01:00:23,211
- Who's there?
1369
01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,879
- Aloser, Rick.
1370
01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:27,788
Guess what losers do, Ricky?
1371
01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:29,325
They lose.
1372
01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,766
(dish slams on counter)
1373
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:37,960
(beer bottles crash)
1374
01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:39,593
- There's no mustard.
1375
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:42,138
- No bologna sandwiches either,
Julian.
1376
01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:44,902
Like, what are we going
to do here?
1377
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,374
I mean,
1378
01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:48,502
we paid our lot fees.
1379
01:00:48,579 --> 01:00:51,343
Lahey and Randy told a fib
to Barb and...
1380
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:52,814
I mean, that's it.
1381
01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:55,511
We're done here, Julian.
There's no hope.
1382
01:00:55,586 --> 01:00:58,350
- Wait, wait, wait.
I've got an idea, Bubbs.
1383
01:00:58,422 --> 01:00:59,946
Bubbs, look at me.
- No.
1384
01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:02,219
- Bubbles, look at me.
- No!
1385
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:04,021
- Look at me, please!
1386
01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,085
(growls)
1387
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:07,892
- All we've gotta do
1388
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,024
is the big dirty, today.
1389
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,967
- Do you think
that's a good idea, Julian,
1390
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,299
doin' another massive robbery?
1391
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:17,238
- Bubbs, if we do this,
we'll be able to pay the lot fees
1392
01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:20,640
directly to Barb this time.
It's gonna be easy, man!
1393
01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:23,746
- All right, Julian.
1394
01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:25,782
Let's do it, then.
1395
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:28,818
Let's do the big dirty.
- Hey, Bubbs,
1396
01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:32,617
don't be throwing sandwiches
around the trailer again, man.
1397
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:34,157
Come on.
- Sorry, Julian.
1398
01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:35,782
(water sloshes)
1399
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,392
(powder sifts)
1400
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:42,092
(water sloshes)
1401
01:01:54,545 --> 01:01:56,809
- Lahey's right.
1402
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,973
I'm a loser.
1403
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,641
- No.
1404
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:03,152
- We're gonna deal with this
Lahey bullshit later, I promise.
1405
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,653
But the big dirty's
happening now
1406
01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:06,485
and we need you, Rick.
1407
01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:08,923
It's a five-man job.
1408
01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:11,859
Come on, you're my wingman.
1409
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,261
Alot of planning
went into this, Ricky.
1410
01:02:14,331 --> 01:02:16,162
- I lost my credulence, boys.
1411
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,133
I don't think
I got what it takes.
1412
01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:19,669
I can't do it.
1413
01:02:21,205 --> 01:02:22,194
No offence, guys, but...
1414
01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:24,866
I think I'm as stupid
as you guys are.
1415
01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:25,806
- No way, Ricky.
1416
01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:29,243
You're the coolest guy in the park,
and the smartest.
1417
01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:32,111
Me and Cory have always
looked up to you.
1418
01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:34,742
And if you lose your... credulence,
where does that leave us?
1419
01:02:34,818 --> 01:02:37,616
'Cause without you
it's like we don't have a dad
1420
01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:39,053
or a big brother or somethin'.
1421
01:02:40,724 --> 01:02:43,625
We love you, Ricky!
- For real, dude.
1422
01:02:43,694 --> 01:02:46,026
Sometimes me and Trevor
pretend we're you.
1423
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:47,859
- Don't go tellin' 'em that.
1424
01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:49,956
- Boys...
1425
01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:52,501
you guys pretend you're Ricky?
1426
01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:54,730
- Yeah, it's the only time
1427
01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,033
we feel cool.
1428
01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:03,571
- You guys really pretend
that you're me?
1429
01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:05,874
- Yeah.
1430
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:08,682
(click)
1431
01:03:08,752 --> 01:03:10,481
- Come on, Ricky.
1432
01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:12,249
- Come on,
Ricky.
1433
01:03:18,061 --> 01:03:19,221
(car rumbles by)
1434
01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:27,001
(doors bang)
1435
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,772
- Two for "Freak Turbulence."
1436
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,535
- Come on, Bubbles,
keep it together.
1437
01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:33,041
This is the big dirty!
1438
01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,874
(rock music begins)
1439
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,928
- Ricky's on line.
- Bubble's on line.
1440
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:54,190
- Julian on line.
1441
01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,027
- Cory on line.
- Trevor on line.
1442
01:03:56,099 --> 01:03:57,430
- Let's do the big dirty!
1443
01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:02,471
- All right, you fuckin' idiots!
Clear the fuck out!
1444
01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:04,166
Don't nobody get stupid!
1445
01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:06,300
- What do you want, man?
- No talking!
1446
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:08,207
(spritz)
1447
01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:09,802
- Cory, Trevor,
confidence check.
1448
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,814
- Confidence 100 percent.
1449
01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:13,543
- At about 70 percent, Julian.
1450
01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:15,744
- Seventy percent?
Trevor, bring it back up to 100!
1451
01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:17,150
Stop fuckin' around here!
1452
01:04:17,221 --> 01:04:20,088
- Julian, don't be too hard on 'em.
Cory and Trevor, you guys rock.
1453
01:04:20,157 --> 01:04:21,715
- Thanks a lot, Ricky.
I'm at 100 percent.
1454
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:23,089
- Still at 100 percent.
1455
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,354
(wheels clatter)
1456
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,929
- Bubbles at position two!
1457
01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:29,795
(nervous exhale)
1458
01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:31,960
- Go time!
1459
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,232
(over walkie-talkie):
- Cory, Trevor, you're doing good.
1460
01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:41,402
You're doing a great job.
Nice work, boys.
1461
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:43,809
(huge crash)
1462
01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:48,276
(Bubbles):
Come on, boys, scoop!
1463
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:49,819
Scoop like the wind!
1464
01:04:49,887 --> 01:04:52,287
Scoop! Scoop!
Scoop! Scoop! Scoop!
1465
01:04:52,356 --> 01:04:54,119
- Ricky, let me help you!
1466
01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:55,920
- What the fuck
is wrong with you?! Fuck!
1467
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,961
- Come on, Trevor,
scoop the fuckin' change!
1468
01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:59,825
- Get the fuck off me, Trevor!
1469
01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:01,831
- Aah!
(fire alarm rings)
1470
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:06,294
- You stupid cock-tractors!
1471
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:07,462
(Bubbles):
Oh, no, boys.
1472
01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:10,631
There's people coming out
of the theatres!
1473
01:05:11,942 --> 01:05:14,308
Boys, what are we gonna do?
1474
01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:18,379
- No big deal. Just a fire drill.
There's nothing to see here!
1475
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,439
(boy): They're real criminals, Dad!
1476
01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:22,178
They're robbing the change.
1477
01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:24,616
(Ricky): What the fuck
happened in there?!
1478
01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:27,020
(Trevor): Come on,
we kind of messed up here.
1479
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:29,456
(Ricky): It's not the first time,
fuckin' Cory!
1480
01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:33,018
What the fuck was...?
- Get the popcorn bags!
1481
01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:35,394
- What the fuck you looking at,
1482
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,490
fuckies?
1483
01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:41,298
- Ricky, we're blocked in!
- The fuck we are!
1484
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:43,032
- Fuck!
- Darryl!
1485
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:45,904
(Bubbles): Boys, do you guys
think that it might be
1486
01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:47,841
a big deal that 10,000 people
1487
01:05:47,911 --> 01:05:50,709
just saw us doing that
and took pictures of us?
1488
01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:52,180
Maybe?
1489
01:05:52,249 --> 01:05:54,649
(trunk squeaks open)
1490
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:57,710
That is a lot of change
to be in possession of.
1491
01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:59,517
What about all the witnesses,
Ricky?
1492
01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,614
- Bubbles, the only ones
they saw are Cory and Trevor.
1493
01:06:01,692 --> 01:06:02,716
It's no big deal.
1494
01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:05,887
- I can't believe it.
We pulled it off.
1495
01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:08,295
We pulled off the big dirty!
1496
01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,424
(nervous sigh)
1497
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,058
- Where are we gonna
hide it all, Julian?
1498
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,898
- We'll just leave it
right in the trunk.
1499
01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:15,563
No one's gonna
think to look there.
1500
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,698
- Yeah, this seems to be
the safest place.
1501
01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:19,867
You know what you should
do now, Rick?
1502
01:06:19,943 --> 01:06:22,571
You should go spend some time
with your family, buddy.
1503
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:23,635
You deserve it, man.
1504
01:06:23,714 --> 01:06:25,841
- You should make some time
for Trinity, Ricky.
1505
01:06:25,916 --> 01:06:27,884
People are complaining
about her stealing barbecues.
1506
01:06:27,951 --> 01:06:30,579
She's got a new one every day.
That's greasy!
1507
01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:32,019
- It's not that greasy.
1508
01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:33,681
Boys, come on,
give me a hug here.
1509
01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:35,349
We did it, guys.
We fuckin' did it!
1510
01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,086
- What did I tell ya?
You steal change,
1511
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,821
you don't go to jail, boys.
1512
01:06:38,895 --> 01:06:41,591
- I can't believe it, Julian,
but you were right, man.
1513
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,758
I'll catch you guys later, okay?
1514
01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:45,165
- Ricky,
1515
01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:47,703
tell me you're not drinking
liquor out of my cat dish.
1516
01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:49,636
(car rumbles along)
1517
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:52,266
- Betterfuck off, Bobby!
1518
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:55,971
You better tell your dad
to pay me for my dope!
1519
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:57,604
Hey, Trin.
- Hey.
1520
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,444
- You got your patch on?
- Yup.
1521
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,313
- Awesome.
I got some good news.
1522
01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:03,649
- What?
- Me and mom,
1523
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,688
we're getting married.
1524
01:07:05,756 --> 01:07:06,814
- Wow!
1525
01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:08,448
- Isn't that awesome?
- Yeah.
1526
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:11,153
- We gotta have a little talk,
though, about you stealing barbecues
1527
01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:12,855
and selling them
at that flea market.
1528
01:07:12,929 --> 01:07:14,590
It's gotta stop.
- No way, Dad.
1529
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,894
It's my money, my living.
It's not gonna happen.
1530
01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:19,959
- It has to stop. I'm serious.
I know it's easy and I'm the one
1531
01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:23,006
that taught you to do it,
but you can't need do it anymore.
1532
01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:26,236
'Cause I'm gonna be giving you money
from now on. Look!
1533
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,675
I'll give you this whole thing
if you promise me
1534
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:31,179
no more stealing barbecues
and you'll stay on that patch.
1535
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:34,140
- Okay,
1536
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,741
but can I at least sell these?
1537
01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:37,116
- Oh, yeah, you can sell these,
1538
01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,711
but don't steal any more.
- Okay.
1539
01:07:38,789 --> 01:07:41,485
- And don't tell Mom I gave you
this money, all right?
1540
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,026
I love you, sweetie.
- Bye.
1541
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,085
- I'm gonna spend my big dirty money
on my wedding.
1542
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,688
I'm gonna get a nice ring,
I don't care what it costs.
1543
01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:49,993
This is gonna be
the awesomest wedding
1544
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,125
this trailer park
has ever seen.
1545
01:07:51,201 --> 01:07:52,463
The awesomest!
It's all for Lucy.
1546
01:07:52,536 --> 01:07:54,367
(Lucy): Aw, Ricky,
I don't want this wedding
1547
01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:56,702
to get all fucked up.
I want it to be awesome!
1548
01:07:56,773 --> 01:07:58,206
I want lots of music,
awesome food...
1549
01:07:58,275 --> 01:07:59,469
(Ricky):
I remember the first night
1550
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:01,636
me and Lucy made love
just like it was yesterday.
1551
01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:03,372
We were down
at Kentucky Fried Chicken,
1552
01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:05,347
right after those
new chicken strips came out,
1553
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,815
we had a bunch of those,
big bucket of chicken.
1554
01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:10,580
She asked me to come in
the bathroom with her, so I did.
1555
01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:13,350
She had booze in her purse;
I had a bunch of good dope
1556
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:14,856
'cause I was growing dope
back then.
1557
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:18,520
We just sat there,
smoking dope, drinking.
1558
01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:19,584
We made love all night.
1559
01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:21,688
It was just so beautiful,
I'll never forget it.
1560
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:22,959
We slept right on the floor,
1561
01:08:23,033 --> 01:08:24,694
till the cleaners came in
the next morning.
1562
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:27,328
- And in the moming,
when we kinda came to,
1563
01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:30,567
we just sorta looked at each other
and we knew, like...
1564
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,369
we're gonna be togetherforever.
1565
01:08:33,477 --> 01:08:35,138
(Ricky):I can't believe
we're getting married.
1566
01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:37,146
Look at that cubic zarcarbium!
1567
01:08:38,181 --> 01:08:39,546
And Trin,
1568
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,345
it's because of you
that this all happening.
1569
01:08:41,418 --> 01:08:43,147
I want you to give this
to your mom
1570
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,983
when the guy asks for it
at the wedding.
1571
01:08:45,055 --> 01:08:46,181
- Okay.
1572
01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:51,254
- Just eat it!
Stop complaining! Mom?!
1573
01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:55,260
- Trin, go get the car,
bring it out front.
1574
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,095
I'll be there in a minute.
1575
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,191
- What's the matter?
1576
01:08:58,268 --> 01:08:59,860
- Check the oil.
1577
01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:02,366
Well, look who
1578
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,669
it fuckin' is!
- Who's that?
1579
01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,606
- Aw, just a jail dummy.
1580
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,973
- How's the tournament going,
Donny?
1581
01:09:08,044 --> 01:09:09,568
- Actually, Rick, uh,
I'm with my family.
1582
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,409
And I don't really want
1583
01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,813
to talk to you.
But if you must know,
1584
01:09:13,884 --> 01:09:15,613
your friends are gonna
lose again next week
1585
01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:17,209
and you're not gonna be playing.
1586
01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:20,017
I'll talk to you later.
- Talk to me later?
1587
01:09:20,090 --> 01:09:22,251
What happened
to "Fight me any time, anyplace,"
1588
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,121
ya scaredy-cheater?
1589
01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:24,660
- Rick, I'm having Chinese food
1590
01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:26,753
with my family, okay?
My wife, my kids,
1591
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:29,025
my grandmother.
Show a little respect, Ricky.
1592
01:09:29,099 --> 01:09:31,260
Please.
1593
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,097
Okay?
I tell ya what,
1594
01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,730
I'm gonna let you
come back to jail.
1595
01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,670
You can play
in the tournament,
1596
01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:40,301
but this has gotta stop.
- Are you serious?
1597
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,607
- I'm serious.
- You're gonna let me come back?
1598
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,613
- I'm getting tired of this.
This is embarrassing.
1599
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:45,978
You can come back and play.
1600
01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,778
This is dumb.
This is getting too much.
1601
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:50,752
- Well, all right, Donny.
That's pretty good of you.
1602
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,913
- I know.
(groans)
1603
01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:55,321
You're not playing
in the ball-hockey toumament,
1604
01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:56,518
Ricky.
1605
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,959
You're not coming back
just yet to my jail.
1606
01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:00,929
I'll tell you
when you come back.
1607
01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:03,261
- Oh, I got you, buddy.
Come on.
1608
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:04,823
- Come on.
- Dad, great sucker punch.
1609
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,768
- That's what I'm talkin' 'bout,
right there. Thanks, kiddo.
1610
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:09,896
Come on, let's go
before the cops come.
1611
01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:11,804
Let's go,
grab your purse, okay?
1612
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,275
- Aw, he got you
pretty good, man.
1613
01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:15,311
- Fuck.
1614
01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:16,571
(horn honks)
1615
01:10:20,483 --> 01:10:22,781
(car squeaks to stop)
1616
01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:31,118
- God, you were suckered.
Man, he suckered ya!
1617
01:10:31,194 --> 01:10:32,525
- Did he ever.
1618
01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:36,965
- Clear!
- Thanks, sweetie.
1619
01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:38,933
- Dad, are you all right?
1620
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:41,027
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Just fell off my chair, Trin.
1621
01:10:41,104 --> 01:10:43,664
- Are you drunk, Dad?
- No, I had two drinks today.
1622
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,609
(car screeches to a stop)
1623
01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:01,452
(spritz)
1624
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,994
(George):
Change, change, change, change.
1625
01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:09,759
I'm so goddamn sick of it.
Parking meters,
1626
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:10,993
vending machines,
laundromats, arcades,
1627
01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,534
payphones, pool tables,
carwash.
1628
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:15,002
People think we give
a shit about change?
1629
01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:17,471
News flash: We don't.
- George, calm down.
1630
01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:22,337
Mr. Lahey, Randy.
1631
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:24,403
- Hi, I made some sandwiches
here, guys.
1632
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,506
Got some tuna, egg salad...
- Randy. Ted.
1633
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,847
- Jim, you promised me
you'd stop drinking.
1634
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:32,251
- Let's cut to the chase here.
Either of you sexy officers
1635
01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:34,756
interested in grand theft auto?
1636
01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,622
- Mr. Lahey, Ted said...
- Randy. Two counts, Ted.
1637
01:11:37,694 --> 01:11:40,128
I got licence plates,
serial numbers.
1638
01:11:40,196 --> 01:11:42,528
They're stolen, guaranteed.
1639
01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:44,157
- Jim, we really don't care.
- George.
1640
01:11:44,234 --> 01:11:46,464
Leave us alone.
- Stop fuckin' calling us!
1641
01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,026
- George! Enough.
1642
01:11:48,104 --> 01:11:50,436
- George, what do you mean
you don't care?
1643
01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:52,975
- Mr. Lahey, despite the fact
that you're drunk right now,
1644
01:11:53,043 --> 01:11:54,635
here's what I'm gonna do:
1645
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:56,372
We'll come over
and check out the cars,
1646
01:11:56,446 --> 01:11:58,505
but if they come back clean,
which won't surprise
1647
01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:02,381
anybody here, you're not
to contact us in any way
1648
01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:05,182
for at least two months.
No phone calls, no faxes, nothing!
1649
01:12:05,255 --> 01:12:07,553
We clear?
- Crystal clear, Ted.
1650
01:12:07,624 --> 01:12:10,354
("Canon in D" playing)
1651
01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:32,712
- J-Roc, check, check one, two.
1652
01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:35,216
J-Roc, check.
(Ricky): Hey, guys, get drunk!
1653
01:12:35,285 --> 01:12:38,584
This is gonna be awesome!
Everybody, drink up!
1654
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:45,995
(applause and cheering)
1655
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,928
- God, Julian looks sexy and nice.
1656
01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:56,062
- What are you doing, Jim?
1657
01:12:56,139 --> 01:12:57,902
You promised me
grand theft auto.
1658
01:12:57,974 --> 01:13:00,272
- Right here.
Run that!
1659
01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:01,503
(car purrs along)
1660
01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:04,103
- Bet you
that friggin' car's stolen!
1661
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:07,081
- Get a picture, Randy.
1662
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:09,448
(heavy-metal song starts)
1663
01:14:00,403 --> 01:14:04,396
- We are gathered here today
to witness the holy matrimony
1664
01:14:04,474 --> 01:14:06,704
of two people,
Richard and Lucy,
1665
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:09,506
who have chosen to prepare
their own vows.
1666
01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:11,342
- Thank you, Your Honour.
1667
01:14:11,414 --> 01:14:13,678
Okay, everybody,
here we go!
1668
01:14:15,251 --> 01:14:16,548
I, Richard,
1669
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,611
am gonna cut back on my
drinking to 3 or 4 days a week
1670
01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:21,384
and smokin' dope
to probably 5 or 6.
1671
01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:23,858
And I'm hopefully
promising you this,
1672
01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:26,327
that I'm not gonna hopefully
go back to jail.
1673
01:14:26,396 --> 01:14:27,658
Never.
1674
01:14:27,730 --> 01:14:29,664
I'm gonna try to love you
1675
01:14:29,732 --> 01:14:32,098
as much as I'm capable
for to love, forever and ever.
1676
01:14:32,168 --> 01:14:33,430
And Lucy,
1677
01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:36,768
I promise you, I'm gonna start
growing dope again
1678
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,205
and get my life back on track.
1679
01:14:38,274 --> 01:14:39,332
Amen.
1680
01:14:42,278 --> 01:14:44,473
- Um, can you hold this
for a sec?
1681
01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:47,342
Sweet. Thanks.
1682
01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:50,711
I, Lucy,
1683
01:14:50,787 --> 01:14:55,281
promise to stop stripping
so I can open up a hair salon,
1684
01:14:55,358 --> 01:14:57,952
uh, to not get any more
1685
01:14:58,027 --> 01:14:59,517
plastic surgery or tattoos,
1686
01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:02,724
to be a good mother and wife,
1687
01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:04,391
whenever possible,
1688
01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:08,096
and, uh, to help out
with house stuff.
1689
01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:12,540
And to help keep Ricky
happy and healthy
1690
01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:15,077
and well...
1691
01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:16,736
taken care of,
1692
01:15:16,813 --> 01:15:18,041
um...
1693
01:15:18,114 --> 01:15:21,311
for as long as he stays
out of prison, forever.
1694
01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:25,452
- Do you have the ring?
- Trin?
1695
01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:28,586
(car radio blaring)
1696
01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,458
Can you just hold that
for a sec?
1697
01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:36,960
I love you, Lucy.
1698
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,295
(gasps)
- Oh, my God.
1699
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:42,395
- I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1700
01:15:42,472 --> 01:15:44,497
You may kiss the bride.
1701
01:15:44,574 --> 01:15:45,802
(cheering)
1702
01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,413
- We did it, Lucy.
We did it!
1703
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:00,947
- Lucy!
1704
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,325
I need to talk to you,
sweetheart.
1705
01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:05,793
- What the hell
are you doing here?
1706
01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:06,851
It's our wedding day!
1707
01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:08,192
(shocked murmurs)
1708
01:16:08,264 --> 01:16:09,891
- I'm not talking to you,
smart guy.
1709
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:10,990
- I got this Lucy, relax.
1710
01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:13,262
- Let's go home, okay?
- Okay.
1711
01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:15,133
- What are you doin'
comin' up here
1712
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:17,536
on my wedding day
with a big fancy gun?
1713
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:19,507
I'll tell you
what you're doing:
1714
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:22,170
You're showin' off.
- I'm not showin' off.
1715
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,270
- Sure, you're showin' off.
Here's showin', here's off,
1716
01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:25,712
there's you.
Look in the word directory -
1717
01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:28,012
big picture of you showin' off.
- I'm...
1718
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,779
(scared murmurs)
1719
01:16:29,852 --> 01:16:32,286
- That's showin' off!
That's showin' off!
1720
01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:34,118
(coins clatter on ground)
1721
01:16:36,326 --> 01:16:37,759
- Gunfire.
All right, now we gotta move.
1722
01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:39,385
Randy and I'll go 'round back.
1723
01:16:39,462 --> 01:16:41,327
We'll meet you
down at the wedding.
1724
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:43,865
- Lucy, get the fuck over here!
I want my six grand!
1725
01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:48,230
I want the fuckin' money
for the tits, Lucy!
1726
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,966
- Six grand for tits?
1727
01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,407
Well, I'm not paying
1728
01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:54,568
six grand for used tits!
1729
01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:58,205
- Ricky, they're "in-use" tits.
They're not "used" tits.
1730
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,306
- Number one, I found out
you only banged herfive times.
1731
01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:02,214
So you were lying about that,
which is showin' off.
1732
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:03,547
And since you banged her
five times,
1733
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,247
you've used those tits
more than I have.
1734
01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:07,551
I've only banged her twice
since I got out of jail.
1735
01:17:07,624 --> 01:17:09,319
I'm not paying six grand for tits.
1736
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:10,290
I mean, those are nice,
1737
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,385
but I'm not even
a big fan of fake tits.
1738
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,089
So I'm not paying
for used fake tits.
1739
01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,393
I liked Lucy just the way she was,
thank you very much.
1740
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,024
(Lucy): Sonny,
1741
01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:20,661
can I talk to you for a second?
Come here.
1742
01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:23,035
Just give me a second.
- Let me handle this.
1743
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:25,131
- Ricky, we need to talk.
Now! Come on.
1744
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,698
- Listen, okay,
I'm really sorry
1745
01:17:26,776 --> 01:17:29,074
that you found out about it
like this, okay?
1746
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,773
We banged a couple of times,
now I'm married.
1747
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:34,908
- Boys, we should get this car
out of here, like now.
1748
01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:37,111
- I was gonna make you
a feature dancer.
1749
01:17:37,186 --> 01:17:38,744
You could've had it all.
1750
01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,221
- I don't want to be
a feature dancer.
1751
01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:42,882
- Okay.
- This is what I want.
1752
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,086
So...
can you live with that?
1753
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:47,595
- We're cool. We're good.
- We're cool? We're good?
1754
01:17:47,664 --> 01:17:49,154
We're good.
1755
01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:50,790
Okay, thanks.
1756
01:17:52,301 --> 01:17:54,861
- Those are club boots.
I need 'em back, Luce.
1757
01:17:54,937 --> 01:17:56,734
(siren blares)
1758
01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,467
- Cops! Cops!
1759
01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,200
(siren blares)
1760
01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:09,047
(whimpers)
Ricky, the cops are here...
1761
01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,878
I'm starting to lose it maybe.
1762
01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:14,479
- Everybody stay
right where they are.
1763
01:18:14,557 --> 01:18:16,491
- Jim.
- In cooperation with...
1764
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:18,049
- Jim.
...local police department-
1765
01:18:18,127 --> 01:18:20,391
- Mr. Lahey, please!
1766
01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:22,294
- Ted, Mr. Lahey's
just trying to help...
1767
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:24,333
- Randy.
- We'll handle this.
1768
01:18:26,569 --> 01:18:29,470
All right, who fired shots?
1769
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,470
- Nobody, huh?
1770
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:43,214
- Cherry Heranjek, right?
Wanted in two states?
1771
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:46,221
There's a Canada-wide warrant
for your arrest?
1772
01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:47,620
Sound about right?
- What?
1773
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:50,454
No, I'm Wanda.
I'm a feature dancer.
1774
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,221
- Of course you are.
- I am.
1775
01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:55,059
- You're under arrest.
- No, excuse me.
1776
01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:57,497
- Yes, here's your rights.
- No.
1777
01:18:57,567 --> 01:19:00,695
I'm sorry, Julian.
I guess it's overfor a little while.
1778
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:03,432
I guess I'll see you around
in a couple of years, maybe?
1779
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,269
Jail's no big deal, right?
1780
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:07,138
- Jail's no big deal.
- Aw.
1781
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:11,542
I love you, Julian!
Call me!
1782
01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:14,310
Oh, um, Officers,
before we go,
1783
01:19:14,383 --> 01:19:16,044
you might want to check
this guy's pockets
1784
01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,882
for, I don't know, a handgun!
1785
01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:20,320
Ha! Ha! Ha! Fucker.
1786
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,556
- All right, open it up.
1787
01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:27,528
And that's not yours, right?
1788
01:19:27,597 --> 01:19:28,928
(laughs nervously)
- It's not mine.
1789
01:19:28,998 --> 01:19:31,489
But we can work this out.
I got all my papers.
1790
01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:33,398
- And these aren't my cuffs.
Turn around.
1791
01:19:33,469 --> 01:19:35,061
You're busted.
1792
01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:36,435
- Ah, you know what, guys...
1793
01:19:36,506 --> 01:19:39,304
- Yeah, yeah.
- We can talk about it downtown.
1794
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,504
(coins clatter on ground)
1795
01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:51,147
- Change?
1796
01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:54,813
- Oh, he's gonna tell on us!
1797
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,086
We gotta get this car
out of here!
1798
01:19:57,160 --> 01:20:00,527
- Okay, hurry.
Get the car out of here, okay?
1799
01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:02,461
- George! George,
George, George!
1800
01:20:02,532 --> 01:20:06,332
They're the ones stealing
the change, George!
1801
01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:08,199
They're...
1802
01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,739
We'll take the shortcut
and we'll head 'em off.
1803
01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:12,502
Don't you shit-worms move!
1804
01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:14,839
(Ricky): Fuck you, Lahey!
(Bubbles): Oh, my God!
1805
01:20:14,911 --> 01:20:16,640
- Drunk bastard.
It's okay, boys!
1806
01:20:16,712 --> 01:20:18,179
(Bubbles): Come on, Ricky!
1807
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:26,114
- What the hell is he doing?!
1808
01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:27,850
(Julian): Just go
to the back entrance.
1809
01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:29,585
(Bubbles): Ricky,
get us out of here!
1810
01:20:29,659 --> 01:20:33,254
- You ready for a little game
of shit-chicken, scooter Randy?
1811
01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:34,626
(car rumbles)
1812
01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:38,591
- Ricky, the cops are behind us!
1813
01:20:38,668 --> 01:20:40,397
(tires squeal)
1814
01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:41,766
What are we gonna do?!
1815
01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:44,864
(car revs)
1816
01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:47,705
- Just give me a second
to think about this.
1817
01:20:47,777 --> 01:20:48,368
(Bubbles): Ricky!
1818
01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:50,105
(tires screech)
1819
01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:54,178
- Do you want to take it
to fucktown, Lahey?
1820
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,514
'Cause that's where this is
headed - downtown fucktown!
1821
01:20:56,586 --> 01:21:00,044
- No, Mr. Lahey, please!
We don't want to go to fucktown!
1822
01:21:00,122 --> 01:21:01,589
(whimpers)
1823
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:03,488
(cars roar and squeal)
1824
01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:13,432
- Guess you lose, fuckhead!
1825
01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,629
- Ricky!
(screeching, loud crash)
1826
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:20,402
(Ricky): Ah, fuck!!!
(Julian): Fuck sakes, Rick!!
1827
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:22,603
(change clinks)
1828
01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:33,351
- You okay, Randy?
1829
01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:35,822
- Mr. Lahey, we're upside down.
We flipped the car.
1830
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:38,656
- Yeah, that was really something,
wasn't it?
1831
01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:40,987
And so with the able assistance
1832
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:42,963
of Officers Green and Johnson,
1833
01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:45,933
we solved the crime
and made the arrest.
1834
01:21:46,002 --> 01:21:47,594
- Well, thank you, Mr Lahey.
1835
01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:50,696
You and Randy
may step down now.
1836
01:21:50,773 --> 01:21:52,070
Mrs. Brown.
1837
01:21:53,109 --> 01:21:54,736
Mrs. Brown?!
1838
01:21:54,810 --> 01:21:57,176
- Oh, me? Ahem.
1839
01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:00,306
Your Honour,
we ask for leniency
1840
01:22:00,383 --> 01:22:01,680
in the court's decision.
1841
01:22:01,751 --> 01:22:04,151
These boys have no education.
1842
01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,211
They're addicted
to drugs and alcohol
1843
01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:08,849
and they live in a trailer park.
1844
01:22:08,925 --> 01:22:10,517
- Why the fuck
would you say that?
1845
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:12,458
What the fuck does that
supposed to mean?
1846
01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:13,995
- I'm warning you,
one more outburst
1847
01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:15,997
and I'll find you
in contempt of court.
1848
01:22:16,065 --> 01:22:18,590
- Your Majesty, I'm sorry,
but obviously Miss Brown here
1849
01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:20,727
is a little bit fucked
in the head.
1850
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,998
I mean, she's looking
at these coupons for...
1851
01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:24,505
"Danny and Terry's
Buffalo Heaven"
1852
01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:26,768
trying to figure out
what she wants for lunch.
1853
01:22:26,842 --> 01:22:28,036
What the hell is that?
1854
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,577
She doesn't care about us.
1855
01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:31,340
If this suit-dummy here
doesn't mind,
1856
01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:33,974
I'd like to have two minutes
of the court's time
1857
01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:35,984
to say a couple things.
Just two minutes. Please.
1858
01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:38,486
- Your Honour, we can't waste
the court's time with this.
1859
01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:40,317
- Two minutes, that's it!
- Your Honour!
1860
01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:41,856
- I'm... I'm gonna grant it.
1861
01:22:41,924 --> 01:22:43,824
I mean, what harm can it do,
Mr. Stevenson?
1862
01:22:43,893 --> 01:22:45,417
You've got this thing sewn up,
1863
01:22:45,494 --> 01:22:46,984
right?
1864
01:22:47,063 --> 01:22:49,554
You go ahead, Ricky.
- Thanks, bud.
1865
01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:54,460
The first thing is this -
this stupid picture.
1866
01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:57,506
If I could get Cory and Trevor
to rise there for a second.
1867
01:22:59,976 --> 01:23:02,444
I mean, obviously,
well, you can see
1868
01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:04,479
that that's Cory
and this is Trevor.
1869
01:23:04,547 --> 01:23:06,777
I don't know who that guy is,
you can't see him,
1870
01:23:06,849 --> 01:23:08,248
and you can't see
that person either.
1871
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:09,875
So there's only two people
in the picture.
1872
01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:11,385
It looks like maybe
they are stealing change,
1873
01:23:11,454 --> 01:23:12,512
which I don't agree with,
1874
01:23:12,588 --> 01:23:14,021
but I had nothing
to do with this.
1875
01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:15,921
This is not the change
they recovered from my car.
1876
01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,687
Totally different.
That's the change I was saving
1877
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,193
for my daughter's education.
1878
01:23:19,261 --> 01:23:20,523
So the second thing...
1879
01:23:20,596 --> 01:23:22,564
is this:
1880
01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:25,099
Really, the only evidence against us
1881
01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:27,727
is Mr. Lahey's testimony.
1882
01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:29,430
And if his testimony
is so goddamn important,
1883
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,564
then I want to hook him up
to a breathalyser.
1884
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:34,200
He should clearly show
he's not drunk as fuck,
1885
01:23:34,276 --> 01:23:35,538
'cause I think he is.
1886
01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:38,409
And if he is, shouldn't
his testimony mean fuck all?
1887
01:23:38,481 --> 01:23:40,813
Shouldn't this case
be thrown out of court?
1888
01:23:40,883 --> 01:23:42,282
Shouldn't I be given
my change back?
1889
01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:43,648
I'm in deservement
of the change.
1890
01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,085
I want the change back!
1891
01:23:46,155 --> 01:23:47,554
It's not my fault
1892
01:23:47,623 --> 01:23:50,421
Officers Cock-Knuckles and
Dick-Lock here work with a drunk
1893
01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:52,984
trailer-park supervisor.
He's not a cop, he's a drunk!
1894
01:23:53,062 --> 01:23:55,394
- They are not Officers
Cock-Knuckles and Dick-Lock.
1895
01:23:55,464 --> 01:23:56,988
They are Officers
Green and Johnson.
1896
01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:59,398
Now I warned you
about this kind of thing!
1897
01:23:59,468 --> 01:24:01,333
- He used to be a cop, actually,
1898
01:24:01,404 --> 01:24:02,962
and he got fired.
Guess what for?
1899
01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:05,405
Drinking!
Who does he work with?
1900
01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:07,840
Randy, who used to be
a male prostitute.
1901
01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:09,275
You got no problem with being
1902
01:24:09,345 --> 01:24:11,575
hooked up with a breathalyser,
do you, Lahey?
1903
01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:13,979
I mean, you shouldn't be drunk.
You drove here today.
1904
01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:16,109
- Oh, smart, Ricky, smart.
1905
01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:18,312
- Bailiff, do we have
a breathalyser machine
1906
01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:19,820
in the building?
- Yes.
1907
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,117
- Well, let's get it in here
1908
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:22,987
and find out who's drunk
and who's not!
1909
01:24:31,634 --> 01:24:34,603
(Bubbles whispers to himself):
Come on, come on.
1910
01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,535
Come on, liquor!
Come on, liquor!
1911
01:24:36,605 --> 01:24:38,766
(Ricky whispers to himself):
Come on, you're drunk.
1912
01:24:38,841 --> 01:24:41,275
You gotta be drunk.
You're always drunk, you drunk.
1913
01:24:41,343 --> 01:24:44,039
Come on, you're drunk.
You've got to be drunk.
1914
01:24:44,113 --> 01:24:45,603
(loud beeping)
1915
01:24:45,681 --> 01:24:48,047
- The witness is intoxicated,
Your Honour.
1916
01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:50,017
(wild cheering)
- I knew he was wasted!
1917
01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:52,020
I knew it.
(Bubbles): He's loaded!
1918
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:53,953
(Judge): Well, in light
of this new evidence,
1919
01:24:54,023 --> 01:24:56,514
I have no choice
but to drop the charges
1920
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:58,719
against Ricky, Julian
1921
01:24:58,794 --> 01:25:00,557
and Bubbles.
(happy murmurs)
1922
01:25:00,629 --> 01:25:04,292
Order, please!
And because there's no proof
1923
01:25:04,366 --> 01:25:07,028
that the money came
from an illegal source,
1924
01:25:07,103 --> 01:25:10,470
I order that their change
be given back to them.
1925
01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:13,133
- Thank you.
It is my change. Thank you.
1926
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:15,803
- Cory and Trevor, please rise.
1927
01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:18,745
I sentence you
to 30 days in jail
1928
01:25:18,814 --> 01:25:20,645
and 750 hours
1929
01:25:20,716 --> 01:25:21,978
of community service.
1930
01:25:22,051 --> 01:25:24,485
- That's not that bad, guys.
That's pretty good.
1931
01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:25,247
Hear that, Lahey?
1932
01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:27,380
You never stopped
fuckin' with me, huh?
1933
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,981
You couldn't let it go
and look what happened?
1934
01:25:30,059 --> 01:25:32,220
You look like a dick.
(Judge): Rick, get it together.
1935
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:34,990
Do you want to spend a week
in jail effective immediately?
1936
01:25:36,499 --> 01:25:38,057
- Did you say a week?
1937
01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:39,533
- Would you rather have two?
1938
01:25:39,602 --> 01:25:42,162
- No, no, a week's good.
Just...
1939
01:25:43,405 --> 01:25:46,431
Lucy, Trin, can I please
go to jail for a week,
1940
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:49,569
play in the hockey game?
Please? It's only a week.
1941
01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,135
- Have fun.
- Yeah.
1942
01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:52,680
- Really?
1943
01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:54,443
Cover your ears, sweetie.
1944
01:25:54,517 --> 01:25:57,008
Fuck this court.
Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy.
1945
01:25:57,086 --> 01:25:58,917
Fuck those two idiot cops.
Fuck suit-dummies.
1946
01:25:58,988 --> 01:26:00,751
As a matter of fact,
fuck legal aid!
1947
01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:01,949
Fuck Dan and Terry's
1948
01:26:02,024 --> 01:26:04,288
Buffalo chicken wings!
Fuck all the old wood in here,
1949
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,554
the moon,
corn on the cob,
1950
01:26:05,628 --> 01:26:08,597
squirrels.
Fuck me, you, everything!
1951
01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:09,824
(slapshot)
1952
01:26:11,567 --> 01:26:13,797
Give it off to Darren!
Come on, Darren!
1953
01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:15,461
It was just so great
to come back
1954
01:26:15,538 --> 01:26:17,335
to play in the final game
of the tournament.
1955
01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:19,874
I missed lots of games,
but I played in the big one.
1956
01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:23,343
If you see 'em, feed 'em, boys.
We gotta score the winning goal.
1957
01:26:23,412 --> 01:26:25,471
Hard as fuck, boys.
(Guys): Hard as fuck!
1958
01:26:25,548 --> 01:26:27,880
(Ricky): Don't take any shit
off these dicks.
1959
01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:29,781
(Trevor): It wasn't looking good
for them...
1960
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:32,753
And we're huge Ricky fans
and he's an incredible goalie,
1961
01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,982
and, you know, he can stop
just about anything,
1962
01:26:35,057 --> 01:26:37,958
but the team wasn't playing
as a team.
1963
01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:39,619
They weren't playing good.
1964
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,925
The turning point, for me,
was when Donny came down
1965
01:26:41,997 --> 01:26:45,455
on a breakaway and I was sure
they were gonna win.
1966
01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:46,967
And Ricky just threw the glove up
1967
01:26:47,036 --> 01:26:49,231
and stopped it.
And then, somehow, it started
1968
01:26:49,305 --> 01:26:50,932
going the other way,
and Darren,
1969
01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:52,496
on a breakaway,
faked a slapshot,
1970
01:26:52,575 --> 01:26:54,600
just went around him,
deeked it right in,
1971
01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:57,237
and they won!
(cheering wildly)
1972
01:26:59,148 --> 01:27:01,776
(Cory): It was insane, dude.
And in all the hoopla, we were,
1973
01:27:01,850 --> 01:27:05,081
like, this is our big chance
to make something of ourselves.
1974
01:27:05,154 --> 01:27:07,122
- But the best part
was Cory and Trevor.
1975
01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:09,555
They snuck up behind Donny -
he wasn't looking -
1976
01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:12,321
and they pantsed him
in front of the whole prison.
1977
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:13,861
Rolling around on the ground
1978
01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:15,920
in puddles.
Oh, my God, it was funny.
1979
01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:17,488
Those guys finally came out
of their shell
1980
01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:19,056
and they're cool,
1981
01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:21,864
like everybody in here
loves them now.
1982
01:27:21,937 --> 01:27:23,734
So I get to leave here
a married man.
1983
01:27:23,806 --> 01:27:26,001
And I'm retired,
so all I have to do now
1984
01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:27,872
is spend time with my family
and grow dope.
1985
01:27:27,943 --> 01:27:29,376
My life couldn't be any better.
1986
01:27:29,778 --> 01:27:30,745
(Tragically Hip's "Bobcaygeon")
1987
01:27:30,813 --> 01:27:33,008
I left your house this morning
1988
01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:38,017
About a quarter after nine
1989
01:27:40,389 --> 01:27:43,916
Coulda been the Willie Nelson
1990
01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:49,492
Coulda been the wine
1991
01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:56,371
When I left your house
this morning
1992
01:27:56,438 --> 01:28:00,841
It was a little after nine
1993
01:28:00,909 --> 01:28:04,140
It was in Bobcaygeon
1994
01:28:04,213 --> 01:28:06,078
I saw the constellations
1995
01:28:06,148 --> 01:28:08,378
Reveal themselves
1996
01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:11,078
One star at a time
1997
01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:29,331
Drove back to town this morning
1998
01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:33,998
With working on my mind
1999
01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:41,379
I thought of maybe quitting
2000
01:28:42,518 --> 01:28:47,182
Thought of leaving it behind
2001
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:51,251
Went back to bed this morning
2002
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:55,456
And as I'm pulling down the blind
2003
01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,967
Yeah the sky was dull
2004
01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:03,737
And hypothetical
2005
01:29:03,806 --> 01:29:08,539
And falling one cloud at a time
2006
01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,443
That night in Toronto
2007
01:29:11,513 --> 01:29:15,210
With its checkerboard floors
2008
01:29:15,284 --> 01:29:17,377
Riding on horseback
2009
01:29:17,453 --> 01:29:19,785
And keeping order restored
2010
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,755
Till the men they couldn't hang
2011
01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:25,225
Stepped to the mic and sang
2012
01:29:25,294 --> 01:29:27,592
And their voices rang
2013
01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:31,759
With that Aryan twang
2014
01:29:55,691 --> 01:29:59,627
I got to your house this morning
2015
01:30:01,363 --> 01:30:04,457
Just a little after nine
2016
01:30:07,703 --> 01:30:10,797
In the middle of that riot
2017
01:30:14,042 --> 01:30:17,136
Couldn't get you off my mind
2018
01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:23,482
So I'm at your house this morning
2019
01:30:23,552 --> 01:30:26,646
Just a little after nine
2020
01:30:26,722 --> 01:30:29,816
'Cause it was in Bobcaygeon
2021
01:30:29,892 --> 01:30:32,986
Where I saw the constellations
2022
01:30:33,061 --> 01:30:34,790
Reveal themselves
2023
01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:39,323
One star at a time
2024
01:30:47,743 --> 01:30:50,837
DVD Subtitling: CNST, Montreal
2025
01:32:00,649 --> 01:32:03,447
(Hugh Dillon's
"Well On Your Way" plays)