1 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:13,943 Excuse me? 2 00:02:14,026 --> 00:02:15,235 Sir? 3 00:02:15,528 --> 00:02:16,696 Sir? 4 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,782 Can I get you a snack? 5 00:02:20,157 --> 00:02:21,366 Uh, what? 6 00:02:21,451 --> 00:02:22,993 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 7 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,079 I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. 8 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:27,998 I'm just kidding. 9 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,460 -Oh. Okay. -Yeah. What's up? 10 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:33,170 We have some fantastic caviar. It's osetra, fresh from... 11 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,296 You ever had caviar? 12 00:02:35,297 --> 00:02:37,967 -No, sir. -It's delicious. It is, yeah. 13 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,384 But I had some last night. 14 00:02:40,219 --> 00:02:43,388 You know what? I'm actually in the mood for something a little more Mediterranean. 15 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:46,476 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 16 00:02:46,559 --> 00:02:50,563 with some figs or even, like, any kind of small fish? 17 00:02:51,522 --> 00:02:54,358 I'm sorry, sir. We don't have a full kitchen here. 18 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,235 Well, fuck. 19 00:02:57,403 --> 00:02:58,779 How about a glass of champagne? 20 00:02:58,863 --> 00:02:59,947 -Boom. -Great. 21 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,031 Perfect. 22 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,914 -Hey, is that the Heidsieck? -I'm sorry? 23 00:03:08,998 --> 00:03:12,418 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 24 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:17,214 Couple years back, they found the wreck and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 25 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,800 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 26 00:03:19,884 --> 00:03:23,012 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 27 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,556 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 28 00:03:26,557 --> 00:03:28,183 It's just plain old champagne. 29 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:29,560 Hmm. 30 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:34,774 You like working for Athena? 31 00:03:34,857 --> 00:03:37,234 Yes, she's... sweet. 32 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,904 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 33 00:03:41,363 --> 00:03:42,948 Hey! Jesus! What are you doing? 34 00:03:43,032 --> 00:03:44,158 What is happening here? 35 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:46,160 -What is happening? -Oh! 36 00:03:48,454 --> 00:03:49,955 Oh! Fuck! Shit. 37 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,832 - What's going on? - What is happening? 38 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,501 One of them's fucking awake, man. 39 00:03:53,584 --> 00:03:55,586 - Oh. Okay. - Gross. 40 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:56,879 Ted. 41 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:02,342 Okay, calm down. Everything's okay. Everything's fine. Hey, it's all right. 42 00:04:03,803 --> 00:04:05,680 - Get... Get some towels? - Yeah, get towels. 43 00:04:05,763 --> 00:04:06,847 Okay. No, it's okay. 44 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:08,891 Shh. It's all right. No. It's all right. It's okay. 45 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:10,225 -Okay. -I'm a doctor. 46 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:11,310 Ted, Ted. 47 00:04:11,393 --> 00:04:12,603 Oh, great. Fantastic. 48 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:16,231 If you could just lay those towels on the floor right there. 49 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:17,983 Now, what's... what's his name? 50 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,527 Uh... Squealer, I think? 51 00:04:20,611 --> 00:04:21,737 Randy! 52 00:04:21,821 --> 00:04:23,489 -Randy? Oh, that's great. -Yeah. 53 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:26,659 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna go down to the floor. 54 00:04:26,742 --> 00:04:29,286 Just kneel down. There you go. There, good, good. 55 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:32,372 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 56 00:04:32,457 --> 00:04:34,459 There you go. There you go. 57 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,419 Uh. Oh. Um, may I use your pen? 58 00:04:37,127 --> 00:04:38,378 -Yes. -Thanks. 59 00:04:39,254 --> 00:04:42,883 Okay, Randy. I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 60 00:04:42,967 --> 00:04:44,051 What? 61 00:04:44,134 --> 00:04:45,803 Because you woke up before you were supposed to. 62 00:04:49,682 --> 00:04:50,683 Fuck! 63 00:04:56,522 --> 00:04:58,190 Ted, what the fuck, man? 64 00:04:58,273 --> 00:04:59,567 He woke up. 65 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:02,236 And we can't have you talking about this now, can we, Randy? 66 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:04,321 It hasn't even started yet, man. 67 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,823 - Oh, jeez. - What the fuck? 68 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,450 You guys just gonna stand there? 69 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:08,909 -Oh! -Oh! 70 00:05:12,538 --> 00:05:16,041 Yo, hey! Hey! Hey! You need to just take it easy. 71 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,334 All right, all right. 72 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,337 -Shit! -Oh, my God! 73 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,422 That's gross. 74 00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:23,132 Grab him! 75 00:05:23,841 --> 00:05:25,926 - All right, all right, all right. - Hold on, hold on. 76 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:27,678 Okay, now. All right, all right. 77 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,763 Hey. 78 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:34,519 Put him in the back with the rest. 79 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:37,730 This isn't right. He doesn't even know. I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 80 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:40,065 God. 81 00:05:42,192 --> 00:05:43,986 No sentimentality, comrade. 82 00:05:46,363 --> 00:05:47,865 War is war. 83 00:05:52,202 --> 00:05:55,080 Oh. Uh... Thanks. 84 00:06:06,216 --> 00:06:08,928 Would you grab me a little seltzer water or something? 85 00:06:25,027 --> 00:06:26,696 Fucking redneck. 86 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:34,244 Help. 87 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,751 Hey. 88 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:05,920 Hey. 89 00:08:12,427 --> 00:08:13,803 Hello! 90 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:34,031 Hey! 91 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,622 What the hell is this? 92 00:09:31,714 --> 00:09:32,965 What the... 93 00:09:41,766 --> 00:09:44,435 No! No, no, no. Trap. 94 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,897 - Huh? - Trap. Trap. 95 00:09:52,735 --> 00:09:54,737 Oh! 96 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:56,298 Hmm. 97 00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,635 What the fuck? 98 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,338 Hey! 99 00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:24,178 Thank you. 100 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,348 Oh! 101 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,268 Oh! 102 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:33,062 Thank you. 103 00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:35,189 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 104 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,068 All right. 105 00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,779 -This ought to help, huh? -Yeah. 106 00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:45,408 All right. There you go. Hey, guys, I got keys. 107 00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:47,535 I got keys. Here, here, here. 108 00:12:47,618 --> 00:12:48,994 Here. Turn around. 109 00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:53,207 What is happening? What is all of this? 110 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,042 Fuck if I know. Here. 111 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,544 I can't use that. 112 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,295 Can you do this? 113 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:01,340 -Yeah. -You can squeeze a trigger then. 114 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,925 Take it. 115 00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:07,179 - What do we need guns for? - We'll get outta here. 116 00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:08,806 TEC-9, boo. 117 00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:12,142 Hey. 118 00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:17,940 Hey. Let me show you. 119 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:19,191 Safety. 120 00:13:19,775 --> 00:13:21,527 Give it a flick, you're ready to party. Okay? 121 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,028 Thanks. 122 00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,196 You're welcome. 123 00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,117 -What was that? -I think that was a rifle. 124 00:13:29,368 --> 00:13:31,245 -Oh, shit. Come on. -Everybody get the fuck down! 125 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:32,747 -Move! -Go. Go! 126 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,123 That almost hit me. 127 00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:42,507 Oh, f... 128 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,759 Oh, f... 129 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:47,052 Jesus Christ. 130 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,354 Over there. 131 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,112 What the fuck? 132 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:06,697 Oh! 133 00:14:07,823 --> 00:14:10,284 Come on. Let's go! Move! 134 00:14:19,794 --> 00:14:20,920 Help! 135 00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:28,218 Help! 136 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:30,345 Help! 137 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,561 I fell. 138 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,270 It's okay. It's okay. 139 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:40,523 I fell. 140 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,692 It's my birthday tomorrow. 141 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,069 -What? -I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 142 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:47,947 Oh, God. Come on. Reach for me. 143 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,657 Come on! "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 144 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:52,743 One, two, happy birthday! 145 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,875 -Here we go. Good job. Good job. Ready? -Yeah. 146 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,211 All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 147 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:18,936 Holy fuck! 148 00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:23,483 Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. 149 00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:26,110 Shoot me. 150 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,403 No, I'm not gonna shoot you. 151 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:28,988 No, no, wait! No, no, no! 152 00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:30,906 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 153 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,700 Don't do it! 154 00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:40,625 Jesus fucking Christ. 155 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,561 Okay. 156 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,606 Fuck. 157 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:16,452 Don't shoot, asshole. I'm on your side. 158 00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,331 They with us too? 159 00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,208 Yeah. 160 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:25,127 Road means civilization. 161 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,713 -What? -Civilization's our fucking friend. 162 00:16:27,797 --> 00:16:30,174 Hey, folks. What's the plan, khaki man? 163 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,509 Trying to figure it out. 164 00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:32,593 Sorry. 165 00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:34,303 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 166 00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:35,763 You know what this is, right? 167 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:37,640 Goddamn Manorgate. 168 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,435 -That shit's real? -Seems pretty fucking real to me. 169 00:16:40,518 --> 00:16:42,562 All right. Come on. Up, up, up. 170 00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,450 What? 171 00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:57,618 -What the fuck was that? -Hurry. 172 00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:59,328 Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. 173 00:16:59,412 --> 00:17:01,497 Hurry up. I got you. I got you. 174 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,040 Jesus fucking Christ. 175 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,542 No. Keep climbing. I'm gonna help you. Come on! 176 00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,961 No! Keep climbing. Keep climbing. 177 00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:08,963 Come on. No, no, no, no. Up, up. Go up. 178 00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,923 What is this Avatar shit? 179 00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,092 We should go. 180 00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:14,510 Fuck it. 181 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,136 Run! 182 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:50,004 - Why isn't it working? - Wait, did you pull the pin? 183 00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:51,130 Oh, shit. 184 00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,886 What was that? 185 00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,804 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up! 186 00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:01,390 -Fuck. -We gotta find shelter. Come on! 187 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,830 There's about $200 in the cash register. It's all yours. 188 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:27,875 Give me a hand here. Come on. 189 00:18:30,169 --> 00:18:31,421 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 190 00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:34,632 - Where are we? - What? 191 00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:37,051 Son, we don't want no trouble. Just take the money. 192 00:18:37,134 --> 00:18:39,554 I don't want your damn money. Where the fuck are we? 193 00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:42,432 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 194 00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:45,392 Elaine, where? Which state? 195 00:18:45,476 --> 00:18:46,686 Arkansas. 196 00:18:46,769 --> 00:18:47,853 What? 197 00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:50,064 We're in Arkansas? 198 00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:52,442 Jesus. 199 00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:54,527 Fucking Arkansas. 200 00:18:56,696 --> 00:18:58,406 -You got a phone? -Please. We have children. 201 00:18:58,489 --> 00:18:59,490 We have grandchildren. 202 00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,576 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 203 00:19:01,659 --> 00:19:02,952 I don't give a fuck. Give me the phone. 204 00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:05,496 Son, whatever's going on here... 205 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,457 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 206 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,166 But y'all have guns. 207 00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:12,127 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 208 00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:14,046 -Hello? -9-1-1. What's your emergency? 209 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:16,632 Yeah. There's been a killing spree. You gotta come here right now. 210 00:19:16,716 --> 00:19:17,717 Can you repeat that, sir? 211 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,720 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 212 00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,096 It's Manorgate! 213 00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,765 I'm sorry, sir, I'm having trouble understanding you. 214 00:19:24,849 --> 00:19:27,727 Manorgate. Just fucking Google it! 215 00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,269 I can't Google it right now. 216 00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:31,021 -Listen to me, okay? -We can't do that. 217 00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:34,191 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, and they had these locks on them. 218 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,193 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 219 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,362 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 220 00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:40,322 where I went to a bar after work, 221 00:19:40,406 --> 00:19:43,743 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, they drugged all of us? 222 00:19:43,826 --> 00:19:44,869 Where'd they get you from? 223 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,286 Wyoming. 224 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,997 Orlando. 225 00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:50,207 Fuck. 226 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,001 All right, listen to me. 227 00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:54,837 They grabbed us from all over, and they brought us here to kill us, 228 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,672 and they're still trying to kill us. 229 00:19:56,756 --> 00:19:58,340 And they're coming down the fucking road, 230 00:19:58,424 --> 00:20:00,300 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 231 00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:02,052 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 232 00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:05,681 I am at a gas station! Can you please just trace the call? 233 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:10,561 Of course. That's a great idea. We'll trace you, sir. 234 00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,438 -Sit tight. -Okay. 235 00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:14,148 -Help's on the way. -Good. 236 00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:19,904 What'd they say, dude? 237 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,365 -They said they're coming. -Thank Christ. 238 00:20:24,909 --> 00:20:26,744 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own. 239 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,871 Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 240 00:20:28,954 --> 00:20:32,332 You seem a little worked up, and you don't want it to go off by accident. 241 00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:34,752 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 242 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,211 - Why? - What? 243 00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:38,380 Why do you own seven guns? 244 00:20:38,464 --> 00:20:39,632 Stand-your-ground? 245 00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:41,801 Because it's my constitutional right to protect myself 246 00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:43,844 if I should ever happen to be getting fucking shot at, 247 00:20:43,928 --> 00:20:46,180 which is exactly what's happening right now. Is that okay? 248 00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:50,267 So, those people that are shooting at you, 249 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,687 they're just exercising the very same right? 250 00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,523 What the fuck are you talking about? 251 00:20:55,606 --> 00:20:57,775 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion"? 252 00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:00,235 Is she okay? 253 00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:02,780 Sure, she's fine. How are you? 254 00:21:08,077 --> 00:21:10,204 What the fuck? 255 00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:11,497 -Hey, you okay? -What's wrong? 256 00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,040 Get some water, dude! 257 00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:15,250 What's wrong with her? What happened to her? 258 00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:16,836 Oh, damn. No, no, no. 259 00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:18,463 -Fuck. -Come on. Sit up. 260 00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:21,507 Get some water, dude! I think she's dianetic! 261 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,551 Oh, my God. 262 00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:35,563 Don't make a mess. 263 00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:36,647 What? 264 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,774 I'm not cleaning him up! 265 00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:56,375 You're going to hell. 266 00:21:59,169 --> 00:22:01,464 I don't believe in hell. 267 00:22:01,547 --> 00:22:03,674 As you so eloquently posted, 268 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:05,760 I'm a "godless elite." 269 00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:08,262 For the record, asshole, 270 00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:11,891 climate change is real. 271 00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:16,103 Hit the vent, honey. 272 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:31,452 I'll get a mop. 273 00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:50,262 Sorry. 274 00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:56,018 And sorry again. 275 00:23:10,032 --> 00:23:11,033 Ugh. 276 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,463 Oh. 277 00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:27,508 What? 278 00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,177 Nothing. 279 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,638 Come on, honey. Tell me. What's wrong? 280 00:23:32,722 --> 00:23:34,640 He's wearing a wedding ring. 281 00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,767 He's a monster. 282 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:39,311 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word, 283 00:23:39,394 --> 00:23:42,397 and not even in private, he probably uses it on Twitter. 284 00:23:42,482 --> 00:23:46,193 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 285 00:23:46,276 --> 00:23:48,488 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 286 00:23:48,571 --> 00:23:49,864 Those people? 287 00:23:49,947 --> 00:23:51,824 Sorry. Black people. 288 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,202 -African Americans. -Honey, it's... 289 00:23:55,285 --> 00:23:56,537 Privilege, Julius. 290 00:23:56,621 --> 00:23:58,831 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 291 00:23:59,248 --> 00:24:01,709 According to who? 292 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:03,127 NPR. 293 00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,630 Which consists, almost exclusively, of... 294 00:24:07,256 --> 00:24:08,257 White people. 295 00:24:10,843 --> 00:24:12,386 We're the fucking worst. 296 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,221 - Hello? Come in. - Oh. 297 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,348 We're coming. 298 00:24:16,432 --> 00:24:17,600 Are you there? 299 00:24:17,683 --> 00:24:19,226 Hey! We're here. 300 00:24:19,309 --> 00:24:23,814 We got three of them. Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 301 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:25,816 Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 302 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:28,861 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. It was brutal. 303 00:24:28,944 --> 00:24:32,782 Anyway, Snowball's headed towards you now. She's maybe five minutes out. 304 00:24:32,865 --> 00:24:35,034 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 305 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:37,828 -We're good. -No need. We're ready. 306 00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:41,123 Great. She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 307 00:24:41,206 --> 00:24:43,208 Roger that. Over and out. 308 00:24:45,169 --> 00:24:46,253 Honey, that's poison! 309 00:24:49,549 --> 00:24:50,966 You rigged the soda? 310 00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:52,051 No. 311 00:24:52,134 --> 00:24:55,345 There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 312 00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:56,972 Good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 313 00:24:57,056 --> 00:24:59,475 I am not going to apologize for caring. 314 00:25:03,062 --> 00:25:05,314 All right, then. Let's get some more! 315 00:25:05,397 --> 00:25:06,398 Okay. 316 00:25:07,316 --> 00:25:09,652 The climate-change myth suffered another blow today with... 317 00:25:09,735 --> 00:25:10,736 Oh. 318 00:25:13,363 --> 00:25:14,574 What's going on? 319 00:25:15,658 --> 00:25:16,826 Okay, here she comes. 320 00:25:37,262 --> 00:25:39,515 Hey there. Help ya? 321 00:25:50,693 --> 00:25:52,528 Get a pack of lights, please? 322 00:25:52,612 --> 00:25:53,779 Coming right up. 323 00:25:54,447 --> 00:25:55,781 You wanna fill 'er up? 324 00:25:56,991 --> 00:25:58,033 I don't have a car. 325 00:25:58,117 --> 00:26:01,286 Oh. You walked over. 326 00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:03,080 Uh... 327 00:26:08,753 --> 00:26:09,879 Everything okay? 328 00:26:13,215 --> 00:26:14,467 I lost my wallet. 329 00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:15,551 Oh. 330 00:26:16,511 --> 00:26:19,013 It's for, uh, emergencies. 331 00:26:19,597 --> 00:26:21,265 You want some matches with that? 332 00:26:22,141 --> 00:26:24,184 Yeah. Little sweaty. 333 00:26:26,729 --> 00:26:27,980 What state is this? 334 00:26:28,063 --> 00:26:29,106 Sorry? 335 00:26:31,150 --> 00:26:32,902 You don't understand the question? 336 00:26:32,985 --> 00:26:34,445 No, I did. Just... 337 00:26:35,655 --> 00:26:37,322 Most people know where they are. 338 00:26:39,283 --> 00:26:40,785 Well, I ain't most people. 339 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:49,209 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 340 00:26:58,135 --> 00:26:59,136 Is there anything else that... 341 00:27:07,311 --> 00:27:08,896 No! No, please! No! 342 00:27:08,979 --> 00:27:11,148 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 343 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:13,734 -You fucked up, bitch! -No! 344 00:27:18,406 --> 00:27:23,953 The times I forgot but never forgot 345 00:27:24,787 --> 00:27:30,585 I don't know the books that you read 346 00:27:31,502 --> 00:27:38,050 But you don't say that Love never externalizes 347 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:43,973 You're rereading a book To feel reassured 348 00:27:44,765 --> 00:27:50,688 By the life of your favorite hero 349 00:27:51,481 --> 00:27:57,069 But don't worry, honey, don't worry 350 00:27:57,987 --> 00:28:03,826 This is just a fairy tale 351 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:11,375 Happening in the supermarket 352 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:28,619 Hello? 353 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:31,789 Julius? Miranda! 354 00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:33,499 Are you there? 355 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:36,836 Richard, are you on? 356 00:29:36,919 --> 00:29:39,379 Yes, uh, affirmative, I'm here. 357 00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:42,425 This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 358 00:29:42,508 --> 00:29:44,844 - Which one's Orwell? - Orwell is the pig. 359 00:29:44,927 --> 00:29:47,346 - You named the fucking pig? - Richard, enough. 360 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:48,806 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 361 00:29:49,765 --> 00:29:51,726 Uh, no, we lost visual at the road. 362 00:29:51,809 --> 00:29:53,185 Why don't you go take a look? 363 00:29:53,268 --> 00:29:55,438 Go to the... Yes, 10-4. 364 00:30:13,789 --> 00:30:16,000 I don't see anybody inside. 365 00:30:16,542 --> 00:30:19,003 I guess I should... I guess I should check around the back. 366 00:30:20,505 --> 00:30:21,922 Shit, I lost the... 367 00:30:22,006 --> 00:30:23,007 What happened? 368 00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:25,259 I don't know. I can't see anything. The signal went out. 369 00:30:25,926 --> 00:30:27,344 Turn your radio off. 370 00:30:28,262 --> 00:30:29,639 What? 371 00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:32,141 Turn your fucking radio off, now! 372 00:30:36,353 --> 00:30:38,355 At least one of you is smart. 373 00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:06,759 Don't fucking move! 374 00:31:07,342 --> 00:31:10,304 Can you lower your gun? I'm a friendly. 375 00:31:10,387 --> 00:31:13,098 -How do I know that? -Why don't you pull that door handle? 376 00:31:15,893 --> 00:31:18,228 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 377 00:31:18,312 --> 00:31:20,022 Oh, shit. 378 00:31:31,451 --> 00:31:33,953 -Thanks. -You should not have shot that drone. 379 00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:35,913 But now they can't see us. 380 00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:38,248 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 381 00:31:42,211 --> 00:31:43,879 Oh. Where you going? 382 00:31:43,963 --> 00:31:46,632 Saw some tracks earlier. I'm gonna follow them. 383 00:31:47,341 --> 00:31:48,968 Whose tracks? 384 00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:52,387 Hey, whose tracks? 385 00:32:02,272 --> 00:32:04,316 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 386 00:32:04,399 --> 00:32:05,401 Don't care. 387 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:07,820 You wanna hear my theory? 388 00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:09,864 Not really. 389 00:32:10,364 --> 00:32:11,949 Did you read that article? 390 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,994 Every year these liberal elites, 391 00:32:15,077 --> 00:32:17,913 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state, 392 00:32:18,748 --> 00:32:23,461 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us and hunt us for fucking sport 393 00:32:23,544 --> 00:32:26,631 in this mansion in Vermont or something. 394 00:32:27,297 --> 00:32:30,801 I forwarded that to 50 friends. It's not like I believed it. 395 00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:32,512 You believe it? 396 00:32:32,595 --> 00:32:34,013 That you have 50 friends? 397 00:32:34,096 --> 00:32:36,056 No, the rest of it. 398 00:32:38,518 --> 00:32:39,769 Mm... 399 00:32:41,771 --> 00:32:42,855 This ain't Vermont. 400 00:32:43,981 --> 00:32:44,982 Yeah. 401 00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:47,192 Where you going now? 402 00:32:50,029 --> 00:32:51,238 Oh. 403 00:32:55,535 --> 00:32:56,744 I'm Gary. 404 00:32:56,827 --> 00:32:58,829 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 405 00:32:59,622 --> 00:33:00,623 Mm. 406 00:33:13,803 --> 00:33:15,763 -How fast are you? -What? 407 00:33:15,846 --> 00:33:18,516 The train will be slowest at the curve. We're not getting on standing still. 408 00:33:19,349 --> 00:33:20,350 Wait! 409 00:34:14,113 --> 00:34:15,280 Thanks. 410 00:34:15,364 --> 00:34:16,532 Welcome. 411 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:30,630 Who's there? 412 00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:33,758 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot. 413 00:34:43,726 --> 00:34:46,020 Oh, come on. 414 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:49,524 -What? -They're not real. 415 00:34:50,315 --> 00:34:53,528 Nah-uh. You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 416 00:34:55,154 --> 00:34:59,158 What are the chances the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 417 00:34:59,241 --> 00:35:00,910 I mean, will you look at these fucks? 418 00:35:00,993 --> 00:35:02,662 A little obvious, don't you think? 419 00:35:04,622 --> 00:35:08,125 Are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 420 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,585 Oh, no! 421 00:35:09,669 --> 00:35:13,297 I feel so sorry for immigrants and refugees. 422 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:17,009 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 423 00:35:17,092 --> 00:35:18,761 No, Gary, they got a baby. 424 00:35:18,844 --> 00:35:21,013 So? There are crisis babies. 425 00:35:25,518 --> 00:35:27,728 You're good, Mohammed. 426 00:35:27,812 --> 00:35:30,940 But if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 427 00:35:31,023 --> 00:35:34,026 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 428 00:35:34,109 --> 00:35:35,277 One... 429 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,987 -Ah! -Two... 430 00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:48,791 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 431 00:36:04,432 --> 00:36:06,100 Hey! Hey! 432 00:36:08,352 --> 00:36:09,687 Toss your gun. 433 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:11,522 -What? -Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 434 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:43,012 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 435 00:36:43,095 --> 00:36:46,974 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 436 00:36:47,057 --> 00:36:48,058 American. 437 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:49,143 American? 438 00:36:49,226 --> 00:36:50,853 Yeah. Yeah. Her too. 439 00:36:50,936 --> 00:36:53,313 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 440 00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:56,191 because I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 441 00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:58,611 These are not real refugees. 442 00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:00,821 These are crisis actors. 443 00:37:01,489 --> 00:37:03,323 Look, I have a podcast. 444 00:37:03,408 --> 00:37:05,826 I've been exposing these people, okay? 445 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:09,580 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 446 00:37:09,664 --> 00:37:13,668 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 447 00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:30,518 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 448 00:37:32,352 --> 00:37:34,689 Did you hear him? Did you hear... Did you hear him? 449 00:37:40,319 --> 00:37:41,320 Bullshit. 450 00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,614 This is... That's... that's bullshit. 451 00:37:43,698 --> 00:37:45,533 You're all fake! You're all fake! 452 00:37:50,413 --> 00:37:52,582 Gary, you have just gotta chill, okay, buddy? 453 00:37:52,665 --> 00:37:55,918 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. They're real. 454 00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:58,087 I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 455 00:37:58,170 --> 00:37:59,880 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real too. 456 00:37:59,964 --> 00:38:01,882 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 457 00:38:01,966 --> 00:38:06,929 So just calm the fuck down, and we will get through this. All right? 458 00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:08,097 And you know what? 459 00:38:08,973 --> 00:38:11,308 I'll even give you guys a head start before I come after you. 460 00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:13,102 How's that sound? You good? 461 00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:14,770 Come on, buddy. 462 00:38:18,107 --> 00:38:20,401 - Gary, Gary, don't. - I am not your buddy! 463 00:38:29,702 --> 00:38:31,328 Sayonara, sugar tits. 464 00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:32,455 No, no, no. Fuck. Shit. 465 00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:37,960 Shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit! 466 00:38:43,132 --> 00:38:45,593 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit. 467 00:39:50,157 --> 00:39:53,035 I'm Dino. And this Bojan. 468 00:39:54,579 --> 00:39:55,621 You have papers? 469 00:39:56,539 --> 00:39:57,540 Where are we? 470 00:39:58,708 --> 00:39:59,875 Where you think? 471 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:06,298 Well... I was, uh, eating in Mississippi 472 00:40:06,381 --> 00:40:09,594 when I got knocked out 473 00:40:09,677 --> 00:40:13,013 for what was at least... 18 hours. 474 00:40:13,097 --> 00:40:16,100 So taking that into account, 475 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:21,897 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 476 00:40:21,981 --> 00:40:24,316 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 477 00:40:26,861 --> 00:40:27,862 Bosnia. 478 00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:30,197 Serbia? 479 00:40:31,115 --> 00:40:32,116 Croatia? 480 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,120 I'm in Croatia, then. 481 00:40:36,203 --> 00:40:37,204 How you get here? 482 00:40:37,287 --> 00:40:40,500 Doesn't matter. You need to call the American Embassy. 483 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:43,628 - Show us papers. - I don't have papers. 484 00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,005 Can you... can you call the embassy? 485 00:40:46,964 --> 00:40:48,883 You are hunted? 486 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:52,970 Who said I was hunted? 487 00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:55,180 Don. Hmm? 488 00:40:56,516 --> 00:40:58,267 You hunted like Don? 489 00:40:58,350 --> 00:40:59,810 Who the fuck is Don? 490 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:05,232 Bring Don. 491 00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:19,497 Can I have one of those? 492 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:20,581 No. 493 00:41:26,045 --> 00:41:27,046 Don. 494 00:41:27,129 --> 00:41:28,506 Howdy. 495 00:41:31,133 --> 00:41:32,885 Yeah, hunted like Don. 496 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:35,513 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 497 00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:41,101 Yeah. I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 498 00:41:41,561 --> 00:41:44,021 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 499 00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,524 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 500 00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:51,737 Man, I was relieved when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 501 00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:54,073 Little more. Little more, pal. 502 00:41:56,784 --> 00:41:59,244 And what was up with that crate? 503 00:41:59,328 --> 00:42:03,290 I mean, why did they give us weapons before they started picking us off? 504 00:42:03,373 --> 00:42:04,959 To make it more fair? 505 00:42:06,293 --> 00:42:09,797 And what was up with that pig? I thought they were all vegans. 506 00:42:12,174 --> 00:42:16,512 Well, I cannot wait to blow the lid off this shit. 507 00:42:16,596 --> 00:42:18,973 Because we gonna be on Hannity, you and me, 508 00:42:19,056 --> 00:42:21,726 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 509 00:42:24,562 --> 00:42:26,396 You wanna share what you're thinking, sweetie? 510 00:42:27,982 --> 00:42:28,983 Mm-mmm. 511 00:42:29,066 --> 00:42:30,067 Come on. 512 00:42:30,568 --> 00:42:32,361 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 513 00:42:32,445 --> 00:42:34,572 They're trying to kill me. I don't give a shit why. 514 00:42:57,887 --> 00:43:00,055 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 515 00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,811 We're rescued. 516 00:43:13,318 --> 00:43:20,200 M-I-double S-I-double S-I-double P-I 517 00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:24,580 Right in the middle of the cotton belt 518 00:43:24,664 --> 00:43:28,125 Down in the Mississippi Delta 519 00:43:28,834 --> 00:43:33,464 Wearin' last year's possum belt Smack dab... 520 00:43:33,548 --> 00:43:37,468 So, you're telling me that they built an entire gas station out here 521 00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:40,012 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 522 00:43:41,305 --> 00:43:43,849 What kind of sick individual comes up with that? That's horrifying. 523 00:43:43,933 --> 00:43:45,518 You fucking said it, junior. 524 00:43:45,601 --> 00:43:48,646 We're gonna get back to the embassy. I'm gonna contact the State Department. 525 00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:51,441 We're gonna get military support out here. We're gonna find these animals. 526 00:43:51,524 --> 00:43:52,692 Attaboy. 527 00:43:53,526 --> 00:43:55,695 Why would they do something like that? 528 00:43:55,778 --> 00:43:57,362 Same reason elites do anything. 529 00:43:57,447 --> 00:43:59,574 Because they think they're better than us. 530 00:44:00,324 --> 00:44:01,534 Yeah, but... 531 00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:04,454 But why you? I mean, it seems so personal, right? 532 00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:06,371 What? 533 00:44:06,956 --> 00:44:10,334 No, no. I'm just asking, why pick you of all people? 534 00:44:10,418 --> 00:44:12,920 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow, 535 00:44:13,003 --> 00:44:15,673 otherwise why target you so specifically? 536 00:44:15,756 --> 00:44:17,842 We didn't do shit. 537 00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:18,926 Okay. 538 00:44:19,009 --> 00:44:21,095 So, what, you think this is our fucking fault? 539 00:44:21,178 --> 00:44:23,055 No. No, that's not what I'm... 540 00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:25,808 -No, I would never blame the victim. -Yeah. 541 00:44:25,891 --> 00:44:27,810 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 542 00:44:29,311 --> 00:44:32,898 Can you think of anything, anything at all, no matter how minor, 543 00:44:32,982 --> 00:44:35,485 that might make somebody wanna try something... 544 00:44:38,696 --> 00:44:41,532 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 545 00:44:42,408 --> 00:44:45,119 What? No. No! Oh, my God! 546 00:44:46,662 --> 00:44:48,914 Stop the car! Stop the car! 547 00:44:48,998 --> 00:44:50,791 No! No! 548 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:54,044 Oh, my God! Oh! 549 00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:56,881 Are you out of your mind, woman? 550 00:44:57,590 --> 00:44:59,258 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 551 00:44:59,341 --> 00:45:01,218 Oh, no! Why did you do that? 552 00:45:01,301 --> 00:45:03,178 Oh, God. Is he dead? 553 00:45:04,388 --> 00:45:06,724 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? 554 00:45:06,807 --> 00:45:09,309 You are not right. Oh, my God. 555 00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:11,812 What the... 556 00:45:12,271 --> 00:45:14,023 Oh, fuck! 557 00:45:14,106 --> 00:45:17,317 Why did you do that? He was trying to save us! 558 00:45:17,402 --> 00:45:19,820 He was... Oh. 559 00:45:21,071 --> 00:45:22,364 Jesus. 560 00:45:23,824 --> 00:45:25,325 Nope, just Gary. 561 00:45:26,869 --> 00:45:28,328 How'd you know he was lying? 562 00:45:28,413 --> 00:45:30,205 Because everyone is lying. 563 00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:33,333 Well, maybe... 564 00:45:34,251 --> 00:45:38,589 maybe you should've waited to kill him until he told us why they're doing this. 565 00:45:39,381 --> 00:45:41,717 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 566 00:45:43,302 --> 00:45:46,013 Right. There was 11 of us when we first woke up. 567 00:45:46,096 --> 00:45:48,015 There was four down out of the gate. 568 00:45:48,098 --> 00:45:50,267 A guy got grenaded. 569 00:45:50,350 --> 00:45:53,228 You said there were three at the gas station. 570 00:45:54,063 --> 00:45:57,983 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 571 00:45:59,276 --> 00:46:00,319 Mm-hmm. 572 00:46:01,821 --> 00:46:03,406 That just leaves you and me. 573 00:46:05,157 --> 00:46:06,158 Yeah. 574 00:46:07,535 --> 00:46:08,953 What... What is that? 575 00:46:09,829 --> 00:46:12,247 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 576 00:46:16,711 --> 00:46:20,715 This seems a little obvious, like maybe they wanted us to find it. 577 00:46:21,507 --> 00:46:23,968 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots 578 00:46:24,051 --> 00:46:25,761 or idiots pretending to be smart. 579 00:46:25,845 --> 00:46:28,222 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 580 00:46:28,305 --> 00:46:31,391 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go! Okay? 581 00:46:31,476 --> 00:46:33,185 And I'm driving. Give me the key. 582 00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:34,394 No. 583 00:46:39,108 --> 00:46:40,109 No? 584 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,240 No. 585 00:46:52,162 --> 00:46:57,126 My mama used to tell me this story about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 586 00:46:57,877 --> 00:47:01,964 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 587 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,925 because he brags all the time. 588 00:47:05,009 --> 00:47:07,344 Says nobody's faster than him. 589 00:47:08,888 --> 00:47:10,305 And, well, it's true. 590 00:47:12,099 --> 00:47:15,185 Because every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 591 00:47:16,228 --> 00:47:19,356 The whole fucking forest has to put up with this shit. Day in, day out. 592 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,901 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 593 00:47:21,984 --> 00:47:24,529 So the box turtle figures, 594 00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:27,490 "Why not? I'll give it a try." 595 00:47:27,573 --> 00:47:29,324 And the jackrabbit laughs. 596 00:47:29,409 --> 00:47:32,327 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. So let's fucking go." So bang! 597 00:47:33,037 --> 00:47:35,581 Jackrabbit leaves the box turtle in his fucking dust. 598 00:47:35,665 --> 00:47:37,667 I mean, he is way out in front. 599 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:39,960 Of course he is, because jackrabbit always wins. 600 00:47:40,044 --> 00:47:43,464 But he wants to put on a show. He'll make it seem close. 601 00:47:43,548 --> 00:47:46,050 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 602 00:47:53,724 --> 00:47:55,893 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 603 00:47:58,938 --> 00:48:00,314 By the time he wakes up... 604 00:48:02,232 --> 00:48:03,943 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 605 00:48:04,026 --> 00:48:06,529 Jackrabbit goes full tilt, but it's too late. 606 00:48:06,612 --> 00:48:10,115 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 607 00:48:10,199 --> 00:48:14,328 and the crowd's like... goes fucking wild. 608 00:48:16,664 --> 00:48:17,665 Later that night, 609 00:48:17,748 --> 00:48:20,042 box turtle's having dinner with his family. 610 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,129 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 611 00:48:25,047 --> 00:48:26,799 "I mean, never give up. 612 00:48:27,717 --> 00:48:29,719 Just keep crawling forwards... 613 00:48:30,803 --> 00:48:32,972 and you can overcome just about anything." 614 00:48:36,517 --> 00:48:38,102 Door smashes in. 615 00:48:40,229 --> 00:48:41,396 It's the jackrabbit. 616 00:48:44,316 --> 00:48:45,693 And he has a hammer. 617 00:48:47,778 --> 00:48:52,199 Smashes up the wife and kids first so the box turtle has to watch them die. 618 00:48:54,118 --> 00:48:55,536 And then it's his turn. 619 00:48:56,286 --> 00:48:58,831 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 620 00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:02,376 he sits down and eats their dinner. 621 00:49:04,879 --> 00:49:06,756 Every last bite. 622 00:49:16,181 --> 00:49:18,518 Because the jackrabbit always wins. 623 00:49:21,562 --> 00:49:23,898 Your mama told you that story? 624 00:49:25,691 --> 00:49:27,067 So, wait. 625 00:49:27,902 --> 00:49:31,447 Who's the rabbit? I mean, is it us or them? 626 00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:41,290 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 627 00:49:43,959 --> 00:49:44,960 Yep. 628 00:49:45,545 --> 00:49:46,587 A little pig. 629 00:49:59,016 --> 00:50:03,228 Where the hell is Oliver? He left to get them hours ago. 630 00:50:03,312 --> 00:50:04,855 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 631 00:50:04,939 --> 00:50:07,692 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 632 00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:09,151 You're friends with Ava too? 633 00:50:10,736 --> 00:50:11,987 No. Maybe. 634 00:50:12,071 --> 00:50:14,031 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 635 00:50:14,114 --> 00:50:16,659 This is the photo that she liked. It's from when I was in Haiti. 636 00:50:16,742 --> 00:50:18,828 Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 637 00:50:18,911 --> 00:50:20,746 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 638 00:50:20,830 --> 00:50:23,248 -You were curing AIDS in a favela. -AIDS. 639 00:50:23,332 --> 00:50:25,585 -Don't joke about AIDS. -No, no, no. I'm not joking. 640 00:50:26,293 --> 00:50:28,378 AIDS is very, very serious, 641 00:50:28,463 --> 00:50:32,132 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 642 00:50:32,508 --> 00:50:37,847 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. That's Brazil. 643 00:50:37,930 --> 00:50:40,390 Well, I just... I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 644 00:50:40,725 --> 00:50:41,726 Ooh. 645 00:50:41,809 --> 00:50:44,269 -I fell in love. -Hope she was pro-choice. 646 00:50:44,353 --> 00:50:46,146 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 647 00:50:46,230 --> 00:50:50,568 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 648 00:50:50,651 --> 00:50:53,112 -and it needs all the help it can get. -Thank you. 649 00:50:53,195 --> 00:50:55,239 -Does it need Martin's semen? -Okay. 650 00:50:55,322 --> 00:50:56,449 Enough, Richard. 651 00:50:56,532 --> 00:50:59,034 Guys, we're all on the same team. 652 00:50:59,118 --> 00:51:00,160 Did you say "guys"? 653 00:51:00,244 --> 00:51:01,996 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 654 00:51:02,079 --> 00:51:04,665 -Where are they? -Just call Oliver on the radio. 655 00:51:04,749 --> 00:51:06,417 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy. 656 00:51:06,501 --> 00:51:08,002 Oh, shit. 657 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:11,422 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help? 658 00:51:12,548 --> 00:51:14,967 -Please, let's keep the voices down. -Why? They're in a car. 659 00:51:15,050 --> 00:51:17,928 You hired me to consult you. I'm consulting you. 660 00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:20,723 What was the name of that movie you did again? 661 00:51:21,306 --> 00:51:22,683 Tears of the Sun. 662 00:51:22,767 --> 00:51:25,895 That's actually what they called it? Tears of the Sun? 663 00:51:25,978 --> 00:51:27,438 Why is the sun crying? 664 00:51:29,482 --> 00:51:31,233 It came out? I mean, like, in theaters? 665 00:51:31,316 --> 00:51:33,152 -Bruce Willis was in it. -What! 666 00:51:33,235 --> 00:51:35,070 -I love Bruce. -He's cool. 667 00:51:35,154 --> 00:51:37,281 - Stop fucking talking! - Sorry, Athena. 668 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:39,784 Well, I'm gonna go take a piss. 669 00:51:39,867 --> 00:51:41,452 Who has the hand sanitizer? 670 00:51:41,536 --> 00:51:45,039 -Christ, Richard. Just rough it. -Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 671 00:51:45,122 --> 00:51:47,207 Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 672 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:48,292 I know. 673 00:52:01,263 --> 00:52:02,473 Fucking "rough it." 674 00:52:03,849 --> 00:52:06,393 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 675 00:52:14,985 --> 00:52:17,196 Hey. Is this your pig? 676 00:52:42,847 --> 00:52:44,306 Everybody up. Like we practiced. 677 00:52:44,389 --> 00:52:45,975 Ah! Motherfucker! 678 00:52:46,058 --> 00:52:47,935 Leave the rifles! Sidearms, now. Come on. Come on. 679 00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:49,520 Shit. 680 00:53:03,075 --> 00:53:04,076 Richard? 681 00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:06,203 -Shh. -Don't shush me. 682 00:53:10,207 --> 00:53:11,208 Richard. 683 00:53:13,628 --> 00:53:15,671 Easy. They'll hit the trips. 684 00:53:18,508 --> 00:53:19,509 Shit. 685 00:53:39,612 --> 00:53:40,946 Stop! Stop! 686 00:53:45,284 --> 00:53:46,577 Orwell! 687 00:53:46,661 --> 00:53:49,705 What the fuck! He was an innocent. 688 00:53:49,789 --> 00:53:51,499 How the hell did that get in here? 689 00:53:52,374 --> 00:53:54,627 -You almost fucking shot me. -Well, I didn't, did I? Because... 690 00:53:56,421 --> 00:53:57,422 Hey, bitch. 691 00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:04,637 Argh! 692 00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:28,953 Argh. 693 00:54:29,036 --> 00:54:31,330 No. Snowball! No, no, no. I didn't... 694 00:55:27,928 --> 00:55:28,929 No, no, no. 695 00:55:39,023 --> 00:55:40,858 You hick. 696 00:55:42,777 --> 00:55:43,861 Goddamn. 697 00:55:54,539 --> 00:55:56,499 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. It's me. 698 00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:58,668 Thank you for all the help. 699 00:55:59,084 --> 00:56:01,211 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 700 00:56:01,921 --> 00:56:03,589 Come on. Give me a gun. 701 00:56:04,715 --> 00:56:07,176 Do you think you could find one? 702 00:56:11,597 --> 00:56:15,893 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 703 00:56:15,976 --> 00:56:17,227 What? 704 00:56:17,311 --> 00:56:20,940 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 705 00:56:21,023 --> 00:56:23,233 before you could ask him anything. 706 00:56:23,317 --> 00:56:26,654 And I thought, you know, now's your chance. 707 00:56:31,701 --> 00:56:33,368 Why are you doing this to us? 708 00:56:34,454 --> 00:56:36,747 Because Jesus told me to. 709 00:56:37,748 --> 00:56:39,208 Well, there's your answer. 710 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:41,586 Whoa! Hey. Hey. Come on. You can't just... 711 00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:42,878 She's a woman. 712 00:56:44,254 --> 00:56:45,590 Hey, miss... 713 00:56:46,632 --> 00:56:50,177 do you think you should be afforded mercy just because you're a girl? 714 00:56:51,846 --> 00:56:52,847 No. 715 00:56:54,223 --> 00:56:57,267 What the fuck is wrong with you? 716 00:56:59,144 --> 00:57:00,646 Don? 717 00:57:00,730 --> 00:57:03,691 Don. Did you get her? 718 00:57:06,486 --> 00:57:07,570 Don! 719 00:57:10,197 --> 00:57:11,407 Don. 720 00:57:12,074 --> 00:57:15,119 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey. 721 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,747 What's going on? 722 00:57:18,831 --> 00:57:19,832 You one of them? 723 00:57:19,915 --> 00:57:21,751 What? No! 724 00:57:24,086 --> 00:57:25,963 You drop the gun and answer her. 725 00:57:28,215 --> 00:57:29,967 I'm not dropping my gun. 726 00:57:30,635 --> 00:57:32,970 Don, what's going on? 727 00:57:33,053 --> 00:57:34,054 Answer her. 728 00:57:35,139 --> 00:57:36,641 Who is this? 729 00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:39,309 You don't have to pretend anymore. She's figured it out. 730 00:57:42,271 --> 00:57:43,939 I don't know who the fuck that is. 731 00:57:44,023 --> 00:57:45,900 -Shoot her! -Drop the gun. 732 00:57:45,983 --> 00:57:47,485 Fucking shoot her, Don! 733 00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:49,319 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 734 00:57:49,404 --> 00:57:50,446 I'm on your side here! 735 00:57:50,530 --> 00:57:52,322 Just drop the gun. 736 00:57:58,078 --> 00:57:59,079 Don. 737 00:57:59,955 --> 00:58:01,290 Is she hurt? 738 00:58:01,373 --> 00:58:02,958 Don's dead... 739 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,087 because of me. 740 00:58:08,213 --> 00:58:10,215 Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 741 00:58:28,734 --> 00:58:30,778 I heard them call you a consultant. 742 00:58:31,529 --> 00:58:32,988 You trained these fuckers? 743 00:58:34,532 --> 00:58:35,533 Yeah. 744 00:58:36,534 --> 00:58:38,202 How much did they pay you? 745 00:58:39,829 --> 00:58:40,830 Nothing. 746 00:58:42,915 --> 00:58:44,417 I owed her a favor. 747 00:58:48,087 --> 00:58:49,755 And where is she? 748 00:58:49,839 --> 00:58:52,467 Why? You won. 749 00:58:54,218 --> 00:58:55,553 Just go home. 750 00:58:58,598 --> 00:59:03,436 Because I am, like... 751 00:59:05,104 --> 00:59:06,731 Hmm... 752 00:59:09,734 --> 00:59:10,985 And... 753 00:59:12,945 --> 00:59:15,155 I work at a car rental company. 754 00:59:16,616 --> 00:59:18,576 And there is nowhere to put that. 755 00:59:19,494 --> 00:59:21,454 So maybe today... 756 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,039 I can, like... 757 00:59:26,792 --> 00:59:28,043 Hmm... 758 00:59:37,261 --> 00:59:38,721 So, where the fuck is she? 759 00:59:45,310 --> 00:59:46,311 Okay! Okay. 760 00:59:46,395 --> 00:59:47,813 Sorry. Sorry. 761 00:59:47,897 --> 00:59:51,401 -Okay, okay, okay! Okay. -Sorry. 762 00:59:53,027 --> 00:59:54,820 - Three klicks northwest. - Northwest. 763 00:59:54,904 --> 00:59:57,448 - There's a gravel road to the Manor. - Road to the Manor. 764 00:59:57,532 --> 00:59:59,534 You have no idea what you're up against. 765 01:00:00,993 --> 01:00:01,994 She's... 766 01:00:02,745 --> 01:00:04,997 She's been training for eight months. 767 01:00:05,748 --> 01:00:07,750 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 768 01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:09,043 We'll see. 769 01:00:09,126 --> 01:00:10,127 You... 770 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,712 you were in the service? 771 01:00:12,129 --> 01:00:14,173 Uh... yes. 772 01:00:15,425 --> 01:00:17,384 Afghanistan. 773 01:00:18,052 --> 01:00:20,179 -Were you? -National Guard. 774 01:00:20,262 --> 01:00:21,263 Mm. 775 01:00:23,724 --> 01:00:24,975 So you were never in the shit. 776 01:00:27,019 --> 01:00:28,395 I'm in it now. 777 01:00:29,939 --> 01:00:31,649 That's a nice way of looking at it. 778 01:00:33,734 --> 01:00:34,735 Hey. 779 01:00:35,319 --> 01:00:36,946 Thank you for your service. 780 01:00:51,335 --> 01:00:52,753 Hello, Paul. 781 01:00:52,837 --> 01:00:54,547 Hey, Athena. Hi. 782 01:00:54,630 --> 01:00:56,466 What are you doing in my office? 783 01:00:57,425 --> 01:00:58,801 Take a seat. 784 01:01:02,722 --> 01:01:04,306 Hello, Nicole. 785 01:01:04,389 --> 01:01:05,641 Athena. 786 01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:08,769 Have a seat. 787 01:01:09,812 --> 01:01:11,105 Hmm. 788 01:01:12,690 --> 01:01:14,108 - Hi. - Hi. 789 01:01:14,525 --> 01:01:17,528 So, you're aware Martin's account got hacked last week, right? 790 01:01:17,612 --> 01:01:19,947 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 791 01:01:20,448 --> 01:01:22,867 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 792 01:01:23,909 --> 01:01:26,746 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 793 01:01:26,829 --> 01:01:30,332 All the extramarital communiqués. 794 01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:34,378 I call it sending his wife's oncologist pictures of his cock. 795 01:01:34,462 --> 01:01:36,422 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 796 01:01:36,506 --> 01:01:38,841 There were texts and e-mails, 797 01:01:38,924 --> 01:01:42,136 and he said some extraordinarily critical things about the president. 798 01:01:42,219 --> 01:01:45,014 Oh, well, last I heard, free speech still exists. 799 01:01:45,097 --> 01:01:47,892 Don't do that. Don't First Amendment me, please. 800 01:01:48,434 --> 01:01:50,478 It's not a country, it's a business. 801 01:01:51,395 --> 01:01:53,564 A business, and there are optics. 802 01:01:54,064 --> 01:01:55,399 You fired Martin. 803 01:01:55,483 --> 01:01:57,610 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 804 01:01:57,693 --> 01:01:59,069 - The team. - Yeah, the team. 805 01:01:59,153 --> 01:02:00,780 We have a team, our team. 806 01:02:00,863 --> 01:02:02,072 What's in the file, Nicole? 807 01:02:02,573 --> 01:02:04,074 Just a sec. Um... 808 01:02:04,867 --> 01:02:06,744 Do you recall a text thread you had 809 01:02:06,827 --> 01:02:09,246 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 810 01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:11,582 December 17th at ten o'clock in the morning? 811 01:02:11,666 --> 01:02:14,794 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 812 01:02:17,171 --> 01:02:18,756 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 813 01:02:22,510 --> 01:02:26,764 "Martin. Did anyone see what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 814 01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:30,142 "Liberty. Yes. Day equals ruined." 815 01:02:30,225 --> 01:02:32,227 "Peter. Infuriating." 816 01:02:32,311 --> 01:02:34,564 "Athena. At least the hunt's coming up. 817 01:02:34,647 --> 01:02:39,151 Nothing better than going out to the Manor and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 818 01:02:39,234 --> 01:02:42,572 "Miranda. We promised not to talk about 'The Manor' on text." 819 01:02:42,655 --> 01:02:44,865 "Ted. Viva El Manor." 820 01:02:44,949 --> 01:02:47,159 "Liberty. Deleting this thread." 821 01:02:49,995 --> 01:02:51,497 Oh, I get it. 822 01:02:53,123 --> 01:02:55,418 Are you aware there's an active group of people out there 823 01:02:55,501 --> 01:02:57,294 who believe this is a real thing? 824 01:02:57,377 --> 01:02:59,755 Believe what's a real thing? 825 01:02:59,839 --> 01:03:02,842 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 826 01:03:08,889 --> 01:03:10,475 Yeah? Not funny. 827 01:03:14,854 --> 01:03:18,065 Wh... wh... what? 828 01:03:18,148 --> 01:03:20,317 Yeah. Conspiracy websites are all over it. 829 01:03:20,401 --> 01:03:22,277 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 830 01:03:22,361 --> 01:03:24,947 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 831 01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:27,408 But anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 832 01:03:27,492 --> 01:03:29,785 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 833 01:03:29,869 --> 01:03:34,415 Manor? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 834 01:03:34,499 --> 01:03:36,291 It's a three-bedroom house. 835 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,586 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 836 01:03:38,961 --> 01:03:39,962 Manor? 837 01:03:40,045 --> 01:03:42,131 -No. -"Deplorables." 838 01:03:42,214 --> 01:03:44,634 It's... charged. 839 01:03:44,717 --> 01:03:46,844 Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 840 01:03:46,927 --> 01:03:48,721 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 841 01:03:48,804 --> 01:03:49,805 Hey, come on. 842 01:03:49,889 --> 01:03:52,391 What? What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 843 01:03:52,475 --> 01:03:54,435 "Gun-clutching homophobes"? 844 01:03:54,519 --> 01:03:55,728 Hey, stop, please. 845 01:03:55,811 --> 01:03:58,105 -"Academically challenged racists"? -Hey. Hey. 846 01:03:58,188 --> 01:03:59,774 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 847 01:03:59,857 --> 01:04:02,693 We have our best team at reputation management 848 01:04:02,777 --> 01:04:06,196 flooding the search engines in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 849 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,284 But even if by some miracle it doesn't, and I really don't see that happening, 850 01:04:10,367 --> 01:04:11,869 Martin did what he had to. 851 01:04:11,952 --> 01:04:14,079 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 852 01:04:14,163 --> 01:04:17,542 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 853 01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,376 Liberty exited her fund. 854 01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:20,586 I'm sorry. 855 01:04:22,004 --> 01:04:23,548 You gotta go. 856 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,926 Paul. 857 01:04:27,802 --> 01:04:30,471 It was just a joke. 858 01:04:30,555 --> 01:04:32,557 One joke. 859 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,934 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real. 860 01:04:35,017 --> 01:04:36,769 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 861 01:04:38,062 --> 01:04:41,106 I really do, but this... 862 01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:45,152 idea is out there, 863 01:04:45,235 --> 01:04:48,197 and these people believe it, and they're not going away. 864 01:04:54,286 --> 01:04:55,913 What people? 865 01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:57,623 Sorry? 866 01:04:57,707 --> 01:05:03,963 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 867 01:05:04,839 --> 01:05:07,842 What fucking people? 868 01:05:09,677 --> 01:05:14,389 Okay. This is gary4USA. He's got a podcast called The Confederate Files. 869 01:05:14,474 --> 01:05:16,892 He's a P-score 8.5. 870 01:05:16,976 --> 01:05:18,978 What... what does that "P" stand for again? 871 01:05:19,061 --> 01:05:20,521 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 872 01:05:20,605 --> 01:05:21,606 - In. - Yeah, in. 873 01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:23,398 In? Another in. Okay. 874 01:05:23,649 --> 01:05:24,650 - Oh. - Oh, gross. 875 01:05:24,734 --> 01:05:25,901 BigGameShane. 876 01:05:25,985 --> 01:05:28,320 Trigger warning. I'm sorry. I think the pic speaks for itself. 877 01:05:28,404 --> 01:05:29,530 -In. -He's an 8.8. 878 01:05:29,614 --> 01:05:32,324 -In. -Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 879 01:05:32,408 --> 01:05:34,368 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate. 880 01:05:34,452 --> 01:05:36,454 Christ. It's a "gate" now? 881 01:05:36,537 --> 01:05:38,581 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 882 01:05:38,664 --> 01:05:41,208 Listen, I wanna slaughter all of them just like everybody else here. 883 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,753 But our military consultant says we gotta cap it out at 12. 884 01:05:43,836 --> 01:05:44,837 Why? 885 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,590 It's our first time. Safety reasons, okay? 886 01:05:47,673 --> 01:05:49,717 Heavens. God forbid somebody gets hurt. 887 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,969 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 888 01:05:52,052 --> 01:05:54,680 - Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? - In therapy. 889 01:05:54,764 --> 01:05:56,682 -Jesus. Again? -They lost everything, Richard. 890 01:05:56,766 --> 01:05:59,769 - They lost their jobs and reputations. - So did I, Miranda. 891 01:05:59,852 --> 01:06:03,397 But I'm dealing with it with drugs and alcohol like a normal person. 892 01:06:03,481 --> 01:06:07,192 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? No? Because I did. 893 01:06:07,276 --> 01:06:08,653 That was a blessing in disguise. 894 01:06:08,736 --> 01:06:11,071 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies... 895 01:06:11,155 --> 01:06:12,532 Next slide. 896 01:06:15,034 --> 01:06:16,035 Whoa! 897 01:06:16,118 --> 01:06:18,746 -Jesus, Oliver! I don't think... -Listen, listen, listen. 898 01:06:18,829 --> 01:06:21,206 If we don't have at least one person of color in this, 899 01:06:21,290 --> 01:06:22,750 it is going to be problematic. 900 01:06:22,833 --> 01:06:25,545 Um, I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 901 01:06:25,628 --> 01:06:27,797 - Isn't that a little problematic? - That was your idea. 902 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,632 It was your idea. It was weird when you said it. 903 01:06:29,715 --> 01:06:33,343 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype 904 01:06:33,428 --> 01:06:35,262 -to let them just expose their biases. -Correct. 905 01:06:35,345 --> 01:06:37,306 Yeah, or we can just shoot them as soon as they grab their guns. 906 01:06:37,389 --> 01:06:39,308 They're not gonna know why we're killing them. 907 01:06:39,391 --> 01:06:40,726 Next slide. 908 01:06:43,103 --> 01:06:46,441 Okay. Justice4Yall. She's a 6.5. 909 01:06:46,524 --> 01:06:48,317 This is what she says... 910 01:06:48,401 --> 01:06:49,860 "Fuck this bitch. 911 01:06:50,319 --> 01:06:53,072 Athena Stone murders innocent men and women..." 912 01:06:53,155 --> 01:06:54,782 I don't need to hear more. 913 01:07:01,246 --> 01:07:02,790 That's our Snowball. 914 01:07:14,259 --> 01:07:16,053 Put your gun in the mailbox. 915 01:07:19,599 --> 01:07:21,058 Why the fuck would I do that? 916 01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:23,436 There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 917 01:07:25,646 --> 01:07:27,732 I could blow you up right now. 918 01:07:28,608 --> 01:07:30,275 But where's the fun in that? 919 01:07:31,486 --> 01:07:32,737 No guns. 920 01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:35,406 Put it in the mailbox, now. 921 01:09:21,929 --> 01:09:24,014 It's amazing to me. 922 01:09:24,098 --> 01:09:28,853 People go their entire lives without realizing the most simple, obvious truth. 923 01:09:30,646 --> 01:09:33,608 The only way to properly slice tomatoes... 924 01:09:34,775 --> 01:09:36,736 is with a bread knife. 925 01:09:40,239 --> 01:09:41,699 Did you kill Don? 926 01:09:42,658 --> 01:09:43,701 Uh-huh. 927 01:09:43,784 --> 01:09:46,621 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 928 01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:48,330 Was he? 929 01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:50,165 Maybe. 930 01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:52,167 Maybe not. 931 01:09:55,546 --> 01:09:56,839 Who am I? 932 01:09:59,049 --> 01:10:02,720 Huh? Who... am... I? 933 01:10:03,345 --> 01:10:07,975 Lady, I don't know who you are. I just know that you're crazy. 934 01:10:08,058 --> 01:10:11,353 I am crazy. But I know I'm crazy. 935 01:10:11,437 --> 01:10:14,440 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 936 01:10:15,024 --> 01:10:18,694 So that just makes me really, really mad. 937 01:10:18,778 --> 01:10:19,779 Okay. 938 01:10:20,696 --> 01:10:22,532 So, who am I? 939 01:10:22,615 --> 01:10:26,619 Crystal May Creasey. 940 01:10:26,702 --> 01:10:29,955 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 941 01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,123 Fitting. 942 01:10:31,206 --> 01:10:32,750 Dropped out of school at 12, 943 01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:35,377 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 944 01:10:35,461 --> 01:10:37,254 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 945 01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:40,049 Your mother joined him soon after that. Overdose. 946 01:10:40,132 --> 01:10:42,885 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 947 01:10:44,595 --> 01:10:46,138 Romantic. 948 01:10:49,391 --> 01:10:50,935 You know, 949 01:10:51,018 --> 01:10:55,898 most people think that you should use cheddar in a grilled cheese. 950 01:10:56,774 --> 01:10:58,693 But I use Gruyère. 951 01:11:00,069 --> 01:11:02,362 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 952 01:11:03,739 --> 01:11:05,282 After your mom died, 953 01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:09,078 you bounced from part-time job to part-time job to welfare and back. 954 01:11:09,161 --> 01:11:11,831 More times than I could count, honestly. 955 01:11:11,914 --> 01:11:15,501 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 956 01:11:16,335 --> 01:11:17,336 Which is fine. 957 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:20,965 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 958 01:11:21,048 --> 01:11:22,925 as much as it belongs to me. 959 01:11:23,801 --> 01:11:25,803 You fail, we pay. 960 01:11:26,637 --> 01:11:29,014 Eventually a cow falls on your head, 961 01:11:29,098 --> 01:11:31,058 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 962 01:11:31,141 --> 01:11:35,646 because you finally realize what a waste your life truly was. 963 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:38,107 But not you, Crystal. 964 01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:42,445 You decided to go on the Internet and run your stupid mouth. 965 01:11:44,864 --> 01:11:47,742 Thirteen months ago, you posted this on a message board 966 01:11:47,825 --> 01:11:50,495 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 967 01:11:50,578 --> 01:11:53,163 I wanna make sure I get it exactly right. 968 01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:58,377 "Fuck this bitch. 969 01:11:58,961 --> 01:12:03,466 Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 970 01:12:03,549 --> 01:12:06,135 The evidence is all there. 971 01:12:06,636 --> 01:12:10,389 T-H-E-I-R. 972 01:12:11,306 --> 01:12:16,020 Her manor, her travel records, oh, and in case you were still on the fence, 973 01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:19,690 she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 974 01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:24,319 "Admitted" was all caps. 975 01:12:25,946 --> 01:12:27,072 -Huh. -Huh? 976 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:29,450 That's all you have to say for yourself? 977 01:12:29,534 --> 01:12:33,245 Everybody you kidnapped and killed... 978 01:12:34,622 --> 01:12:36,624 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 979 01:12:36,707 --> 01:12:38,167 and put it on the Internet? 980 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:41,045 No one busted us. We were joking. 981 01:12:41,128 --> 01:12:42,922 But you ignorami took it literally. 982 01:12:43,005 --> 01:12:47,427 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 983 01:12:48,093 --> 01:12:49,554 But you are. 984 01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:51,639 -What? -Hunting human beings for sport. 985 01:12:51,722 --> 01:12:53,015 -No. -Oh, yeah. 986 01:12:53,098 --> 01:12:55,142 It wasn't true. 987 01:12:58,395 --> 01:12:59,564 This is your manor, isn't it? 988 01:12:59,647 --> 01:13:02,149 It's not a fucking manor! 989 01:13:02,232 --> 01:13:04,902 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 990 01:13:04,985 --> 01:13:08,197 Right, but it's yours, and you're hunting people, so it's... 991 01:13:09,281 --> 01:13:10,282 it's true. 992 01:13:10,365 --> 01:13:15,913 Now. Now it's true because you made it true. 993 01:13:15,996 --> 01:13:19,374 You people, you take anything you want and you twist it around 994 01:13:19,459 --> 01:13:23,378 until it fits into your backwards fucking worldview. 995 01:13:23,796 --> 01:13:27,467 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 996 01:13:29,802 --> 01:13:31,471 This was your idea. 997 01:13:34,139 --> 01:13:35,265 Well... 998 01:13:36,976 --> 01:13:38,603 not my idea. 999 01:13:39,437 --> 01:13:43,816 Ooh, I did not wanna mess up your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1000 01:13:45,526 --> 01:13:47,403 oh, you done fucked up, lady. 1001 01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:52,074 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1002 01:13:53,367 --> 01:13:56,454 There's another Crystal Mae Creasey back home. 1003 01:13:58,122 --> 01:14:00,416 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1004 01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:05,087 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1005 01:14:05,170 --> 01:14:07,590 And my dad's an asshole, 1006 01:14:07,673 --> 01:14:10,843 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1007 01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:12,470 And my mom... 1008 01:14:16,474 --> 01:14:18,809 she's alive too. 1009 01:14:22,897 --> 01:14:25,065 Can we call her? Let's call her right now. 1010 01:14:25,149 --> 01:14:27,652 -Give me the phone. -No way. Do I look fucking stupid? 1011 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:29,654 Fine. I'll give you her number and you can call. 1012 01:14:29,737 --> 01:14:31,196 -That's not gonna happen. -Yeah. 1013 01:14:33,032 --> 01:14:35,200 Oh, you don't really care about the truth, do you? 1014 01:14:35,284 --> 01:14:40,080 Of course I do. The only difference is I'm right. 1015 01:14:42,542 --> 01:14:43,959 Hey, maybe. 1016 01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:47,004 Maybe not. 1017 01:14:49,214 --> 01:14:51,509 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven 1018 01:14:51,592 --> 01:14:53,218 or can we fucking get on with it? 1019 01:15:24,834 --> 01:15:26,126 That was good. 1020 01:15:54,905 --> 01:15:55,990 Mm. 1021 01:16:03,623 --> 01:16:04,624 No! 1022 01:16:18,638 --> 01:16:19,930 Hey, Crystal. 1023 01:16:24,769 --> 01:16:25,770 Fuck! 1024 01:16:26,979 --> 01:16:28,981 You need a gun now, bitch? 1025 01:16:29,064 --> 01:16:30,816 That's fucking cheating! 1026 01:16:59,303 --> 01:17:01,221 Fuck you! 1027 01:18:01,491 --> 01:18:02,950 One second. 1028 01:18:27,433 --> 01:18:28,893 No more glass. 1029 01:19:22,405 --> 01:19:23,406 I got you. 1030 01:19:51,141 --> 01:19:52,267 Ah. 1031 01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:09,577 Hey. 1032 01:20:10,745 --> 01:20:12,079 I got you too. 1033 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,292 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1034 01:20:24,216 --> 01:20:26,010 Why did you call me Snowball? 1035 01:20:27,470 --> 01:20:32,307 It's a reference to George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1036 01:20:34,268 --> 01:20:35,978 He's a pig. 1037 01:20:36,896 --> 01:20:37,897 Yeah. 1038 01:20:38,523 --> 01:20:40,149 But why am I Snowball? 1039 01:20:42,527 --> 01:20:44,779 Snowball is an idealist. 1040 01:20:46,906 --> 01:20:48,783 He wants to make the world a better place. 1041 01:20:48,866 --> 01:20:52,703 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1042 01:20:53,621 --> 01:20:54,997 turn him into the enemy. 1043 01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,669 I think you should be Snowball. 1044 01:21:01,921 --> 01:21:04,298 You read Animal Farm? 1045 01:21:05,508 --> 01:21:07,009 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1046 01:21:11,055 --> 01:21:12,056 Can I... 1047 01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:15,059 ask you a question? 1048 01:21:17,687 --> 01:21:20,397 Are you Justice4Yall? 1049 01:21:21,941 --> 01:21:24,026 I mean, come on. 1050 01:21:24,610 --> 01:21:26,070 We're both dead. 1051 01:21:26,779 --> 01:21:28,113 So just tell me. 1052 01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:31,409 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1053 01:21:33,828 --> 01:21:36,789 No, ma'am, you did not. 1054 01:21:43,879 --> 01:21:44,880 Whoops. 1055 01:22:31,135 --> 01:22:32,302 Oh. 1056 01:22:36,766 --> 01:22:40,895 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1057 01:22:40,978 --> 01:22:45,065 To keep the man you love satisfied 1058 01:22:45,149 --> 01:22:49,278 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1059 01:22:49,361 --> 01:22:53,323 To keep the one you love by your side 1060 01:22:53,408 --> 01:22:57,327 A woman's work is never done 1061 01:22:57,412 --> 01:23:01,541 Even if it stops, it goes on and on 1062 01:23:01,624 --> 01:23:05,628 We work our fingers to the bone 1063 01:23:05,711 --> 01:23:09,632 Gotta be home every time he'd phone 1064 01:23:09,715 --> 01:23:14,011 Sometimes the goin' Gets a little tough 1065 01:23:14,094 --> 01:23:18,015 It's seems our best ain't good enough 1066 01:23:18,098 --> 01:23:22,728 Keeps you losin' sleep Seven days a week, yeah 1067 01:23:22,812 --> 01:23:26,941 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1068 01:23:27,024 --> 01:23:30,861 To keep the one you love by your side 1069 01:23:30,945 --> 01:23:34,740 Do all you can And though he seems ungrateful 1070 01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,618 - Hey there. - Oh, shit. 1071 01:23:37,702 --> 01:23:38,744 The, uh... 1072 01:23:39,829 --> 01:23:42,998 assholes you work for tried to kill me. 1073 01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:45,710 So I killed them instead. 1074 01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:48,378 Now I wanna go home. 1075 01:23:50,548 --> 01:23:52,091 That gonna be a problem? 1076 01:23:52,842 --> 01:23:54,510 -Certainly not, ma'am. -No. 1077 01:23:55,928 --> 01:23:58,263 May I... may I pour that for you? 1078 01:23:58,347 --> 01:23:59,348 Yeah. 1079 01:24:09,692 --> 01:24:10,943 How about a snack? 1080 01:24:11,026 --> 01:24:12,987 We have fantastic caviar. It's osetra. 1081 01:24:13,070 --> 01:24:14,321 Yeah. 1082 01:24:14,405 --> 01:24:15,615 You got it. 1083 01:24:24,832 --> 01:24:25,958 You ever had caviar? 1084 01:24:27,334 --> 01:24:29,545 No. I... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1085 01:24:30,087 --> 01:24:31,881 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1086 01:24:34,717 --> 01:24:36,469 Dig in. 1087 01:24:45,811 --> 01:24:47,229 How... how is it? 1088 01:24:51,984 --> 01:24:54,236 It's fucking great.