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Hey!
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Are you single?
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I'm a matchmaker at Adore.
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Please give me a call
if you want to meet somebody.
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We have a lot of great matches for you.
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Talk soon.
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James, hi.
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Thanks for calling me back.
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Um, I just wanted to get
some feedback on your first date
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with my client Sophie.
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I'm actually on my way
to meet her right now...
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but I had a quick chat
with her this morning...
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and the headline is, she had a great time
and would love to see you again.
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Hello? James?
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[James] Yeah, I'd like to be
taken off the service.
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May I ask why?
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[James] I thought you were
going to set me up
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with high-quality women.
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I said: a fit woman in her 30s
with a nice smile.
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She's 40 and fat.
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- She's 39.
- 39 is not 30s, that's 40.
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I would never swipe right
on a woman like that.
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- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- [line disconnects]
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[line beeps]
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[Sophie] I'm so happy.
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[chuckles softly]
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You did it, Lucy.
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When you said that he's 47
and only makes 150K a year...
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I almost said no,
but I'm really happy I trusted you.
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I know it's only been one date
and I need to manage my expectations...
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but this is probably
the best first date I've ever had!
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Uh, Sophie, so I just
got off the phone with him.
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And he loved meeting you,
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he had a great time...
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But he doesn't feel like the chemistry
is there for him at this time.
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So...
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Onward and upward.
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He doesn't want a second date?
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No.
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He's balding. [chuckles softly]
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How fucking dare he?
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[Lucy] Dating is a risk.
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You took a risk. It's brave.
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[Sophie] Why did you set me up
with someone like that?
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He checked a lot of our boxes...
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and you checked a lot of his.
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So, onwards and upwards.
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Let's talk about your next match.
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I have an amazing guy for you.
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His name is Mark, he's a doctor,
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he's very handsome...
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he has a full head of hair, he's 48.
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[Sophie] That's almost 50.
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He looks great for 48.
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He's very fit. He looks like he's 40.
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- How tall?
- 5'11".
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Is he actually 5'11"
or is he actually 5'9" and is lying?
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What's a couple of inches?
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[Sophie] I don't want to waste my time.
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I am not asking for a miracle.
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I'm just asking for the bare minimum.
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I'm trying to settle.
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[Lucy] Sophie.
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I know how it feels right now.
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But I promise you...
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you're going to marry
the love of your life.
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[Sophie] I don't believe you.
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That's okay.
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I believe it.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[all cheering]
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Girl of the hour!
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Tonight, we're all gathered
to celebrate the most talented Lucy.
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One hell of a matchmaker
with razor-sharp instincts...
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and an eagle eye for chemistry
because this weekend...
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her client Charlotte B.
is getting married!
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[all cheering]
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Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C.
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The Prince Charming
Lucy matched her with 20 months ago.
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How many marriages
are you responsible for now, Lucy?
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Nine.
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[chanting] Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
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Lucy, do a speech!
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[chanting] Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
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Okay.
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My speech is...
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that if the girl asks for
a 6-foot-tall drink of water...
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in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand
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and a... good hairline...
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[all laughing]
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...you deliver.
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[all cheering]
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How did it go with Sophie L. today?
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It took our membership team
an hour to get her to renew.
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Hopeless.
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I'm afraid there's not
a single man in New York City
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that'll date this girl.
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What seems to be the issue?
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That's the thing.
There is nothing wrong with her.
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She's okay attractive...
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okay money, okay educated,
okay personality.
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There's just not a standout quality.
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She's not competitive
in the mainstream market...
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and there is no niche market for her.
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Exactly.
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And if there's no specialty appeal...
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then there's no place
for her in any market.
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That is tough.
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And she's my favorite client right now.
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I mean, she's entitled like everyone,
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but she's sweet...
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and she's realistic, she's not crazy.
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She's a nice girl.
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There's got to be a guy out there
who just wants a nice girl.
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What about Mark P.?
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He's okay.
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[Lucy] I pitched him to her already.
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She's afraid he's not actually 5'11".
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And I'm like, can we please not worry
about a couple inches right now?
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Because you're
about to die alone. [chuckles]
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You know there's a surgery for that.
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For dying alone?
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For getting taller.
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Up to six inches.
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You break your legs, and...
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extend it, let the bone heal itself.
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That's a game changer.
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It costs like 200K.
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Six inches can double
a man's value in the market.
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If you can afford it,
it's definitely worth the investment.
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What's the saying?
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"You're not ugly,
you just don't have money."
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[Lucy] Right.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Do you have a dress picked out
for the wedding?
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Yes.
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Are you going alone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette.
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A voluntary celibate.
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Do you want me to set you up with someone?
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No, I'm gonna die alone.
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Or get a rich husband.
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Same thing.
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[Lucy chuckles]
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[indistinct conversation]
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[Harry] Hi, Charles.
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Good to see you. [kisses]
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, my God, look how big they are.
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Mom.
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Congratulations.
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Nice to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Nice to see you again.
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Hi, Henry. Hi.
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[Patricia] I have been saying to everyone
that Peter and Char are my couple goals...
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and I need to find my own Peter
and you're responsible?
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Well, I'm how Charlotte
and Peter met, okay?
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But it's up to the client
to build a strong enough relationship...
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that leads to marriage.
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But how did you know that
Peter would be the perfect guy for Char?
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[Jaime] Well, she can't tell,
it's her industry secret.
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[chuckles softly]
There are no industry secrets.
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We can always meet our life partner
out in the wild or swiping on apps.
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But the happy ending to a first date...
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is not the second date.
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It's changing each other's diapers
and burying each other.
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You're looking for a nursing home partner
and a grave buddy.
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Who our partner is...
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it determines our whole life...
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and how we live.
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Not for one, two, ten years, but...
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forever.
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Oh, my God. [chuckles]
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I need you so badly.
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Yeah, I'm desperate.
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Can I give you my card?
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Of course.
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I'm going through a divorce,
but once it's over...
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I would really, really like
to give you a call.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Lucy. She needs you.
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Excuse me.
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[footsteps thumping in unison]
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I just need five minutes alone with her.
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[door closes]
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- Hi, Charlotte.
- Hey, Lucy.
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[Lucy] How're you holding up?
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Not good. [chuckles softly]
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What's going on?
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[Charlotte sniffles]
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What's going on...
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is that I am a modern woman.
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Like, I could've been anything.
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Anything.
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But I chose to become...
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a bride.
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I chose this.
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It's not like I'm getting married
because I need to forge a...
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relationship between two kingdoms.
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It's not like
my family needs a cow. [laughs]
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I chose this. I chose to marry a man.
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[Lucy] Charlotte.
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Marriage is a business deal.
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And it always has been
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since the very first time
two people did it.
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You can always walk away
if the deal isn't good.
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And as the person
who introduced you to Peter,
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I will walk right out of here with you.
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So tell me: do you not want
to get married today?
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I have to.
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- [Lucy] Why?
- Bec... [scoffs]
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My parents spent
so much money on this wedding.
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We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars...
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on this wedding just so that
I could feel like a fucking woman.
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[Lucy] Why do you really,
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in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself,
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want to marry Peter?
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[Charlotte sighs]
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And I promise you...
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I have heard every reason
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why a person wants
to get married to someone.
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And none of them are shocking
or wrong or crazy to me.
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It will be a secret between you and me.
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You promise it'll be a secret?
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[Lucy] I promise.
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You cannot tell anyone.
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Not a soul. It is so awful.
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[Lucy] I will take it to my grave.
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He makes my sister jealous.
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She's never said that,
but I know it's true.
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She thinks he's better than her husband.
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She thinks he's...
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got a better job,
that he's better-looking.
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Taller.
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And...
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that makes me feel...
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[sniffles]
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...like I've won.
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[sobbing]
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So this is about value.
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Peter makes you feel valuable.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, he does.
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He really does.
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Does that make you want to marry him?
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles, sniffles]
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[applause]
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[all cheering, applauding]
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[overlapping chatter]
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Hey.
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I'm Harry.
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Lucy.
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You're the matchmaker.
266
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,761
You're the brother.
267
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,098
What are you doing at the singles table?
268
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,475
My mother wants me to marry.
269
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,811
I can help you with that.
270
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,605
I saw you recruiting earlier.
271
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,899
A wedding like this must be a gold mine.
272
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,903
There's a lot of opportunity here
for our company.
273
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,196
Your sales pitch is perfect
274
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,573
because you make it feel
like it's their idea.
275
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,283
It's not like you're telling people
they need you,
276
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,951
nobody wants to hear that.
277
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,038
If they need you,
then something is wrong with them.
278
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,332
Instead...
279
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,500
you're saying:
"You could do this on your own
280
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,961
but if you're lucky enough
to be able to afford me...
281
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:14,964
why not?"
282
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,676
You're a luxury good.
283
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,470
Then they really do feel
like they need you...
284
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,598
just like they need
every other luxury in their lives.
285
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,477
Once you get your first $400 haircut,
you can't go back to Supercuts, can you?
286
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,146
It's easy.
287
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,023
No. You're just really good.
288
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,527
What's it like?
289
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,655
What's what like?
290
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,989
Being a matchmaker.
291
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,952
It's like working at the morgue,
292
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,912
or an insurance company.
293
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,457
[chuckles] In what way?
294
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,588
6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat.
295
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,090
White, Black, Asian.
296
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,259
- Doctor, lawyer, banker.
- [chuckles]
297
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,011
100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand.
298
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,472
Smoker, non-smoker.
299
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,266
But you must know a lot about love.
300
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,017
I know about dating.
301
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,228
What's the difference?
302
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,941
Dating takes a lot of effort.
303
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,860
A lot of trial and error.
304
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,154
A ton of risk and pain.
305
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,575
Love is easy.
306
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,327
Is it?
307
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,290
I find it to be
the most difficult thing in the world.
308
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,793
That's because we can't help it.
309
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,880
It just walks into our lives sometimes.
310
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,092
Are you hitting on me?
311
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,678
- Definitely not.
- [chuckles]
312
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:48,182
But I do think that you would be
a great match for a lot of our clients.
313
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,476
We need more straight men
in New York City.
314
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,730
You look about six feet tall.
How much money do you make?
315
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,356
Just straight up like that?
316
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:59,944
I make 80 grand a year before taxes.
317
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,696
Do you make more or less than that?
318
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:02,780
More.
319
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,825
I know.
320
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,535
Finance, right?
321
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,622
Private equity.
322
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,709
Do you want a drink?
323
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,252
- Sure.
- What do you want?
324
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,005
- Coke and beer.
- [footsteps approaching]
325
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:21,966
[thuds]
326
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,387
Hey, buddy.
327
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,473
Hi, John.
328
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:42,653
Working now, obviously,
but talk after dinner service?
329
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,738
Yeah.
330
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:44,822
Okay.
331
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,703
[Harry's father]
Love is the last religion...
332
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:56,084
the last country,
the last surviving ideology.
333
00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,505
So what else really is there
to believe in?
334
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,425
When you get lost...
335
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,096
and I know you'll be lost at times...
336
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,223
it's life.
337
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,518
When you're lost...
338
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,312
the answer is simple.
339
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,774
Just go where love is.
340
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,195
Just go where love is.
341
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,448
[applause]
342
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,872
[all] ♪ Touching hands ♪
343
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,084
♪ Reaching out ♪
344
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:45,466
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
345
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,554
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
346
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,472
♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
347
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:54,642
♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪
348
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,812
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
349
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,481
[horns, sirens in distance]
350
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,244
Hi.
351
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,328
Hey.
352
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,855
So, what made them perfect for each other?
353
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,485
[Lucy] Similar economic background.
354
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,070
Politically aligned.
355
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,324
Well-matched in their attractiveness.
356
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,827
Similar upbringing.
357
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,078
Similar upbringing?
358
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,831
They both come from big happy families.
359
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:01,959
[scoffs] "Big happy families."
360
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:03,628
Yes.
361
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,088
I'll believe it when I see it.
362
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,510
The perception of a "big happy family"...
363
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,304
is all you need
to have a "big happy family."
364
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,058
That's all it takes to be soulmates?
365
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:19,769
Basically.
366
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,149
Poor...
367
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:26,567
voted for Bernie...
368
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:28,611
shitty family.
369
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,030
Are we soulmates?
370
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:33,616
Probably.
371
00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,003
How's acting going?
372
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,214
How does it look like it's going?
373
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,675
Sorry.
374
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,511
No, don't be, I'm just being a dick.
375
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,681
I'm giving you a hard time
because I'm embarrassed.
376
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,392
[Lucy] What are you embarrassed about?
377
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:00,726
Having a job?
378
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,146
I'm in a play.
379
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,066
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
380
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,859
It's not for a while.
381
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,904
I'm just doing jobs like this
to try and save some cash...
382
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,447
before rehearsal starts.
383
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,421
Definitely didn't expect
to run into you tonight.
384
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,802
I missed you.
385
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:37,430
[John] Yeah.
386
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,349
You don't even remember my face.
387
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,491
[Lucy] Got it.
388
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,285
[chuckles] Your turn.
389
00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:12,882
You seeing anyone?
390
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,305
You saw me at the singles table.
391
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,164
[vehicle passing by]
392
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,290
I missed you too.
393
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:52,755
[sighs]
394
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:02,056
Can I give you a ride home
after I'm done finishing up?
395
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,350
I have my car here.
396
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:07,895
Yeah.
397
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,064
We should catch up.
398
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,614
[slow doo-wop music playing]
399
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,930
Mommy, mommy.
400
00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:48,644
Giving me your number?
401
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,229
Recruitment.
402
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:53,107
Worked for your brother,
so I think it will work for you.
403
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,986
I'll call you if you dance with me.
404
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,291
I'm going to call you.
405
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,585
But not to hire you.
406
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,590
I'm probably not someone you want to date.
407
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:19,008
Why not?
408
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,178
Because the next person I date,
I'm gonna marry.
409
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,974
So what kind of a person
does a matchmaker want to marry?
410
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:31,937
Well, my non-negotiables
are that they're rich.
411
00:29:33,147 --> 00:29:37,234
My nice-to-have
is that they're mind-numbingly...
412
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,445
absurdly...
413
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,781
achingly...
414
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:43,532
rich.
415
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:48,412
- Are you hitting on me?
- [Lucy laughs]
416
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,914
[Harry chuckles softly]
417
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,042
[slow doo-wop music continuing]
418
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,430
[both chuckle]
419
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:12,478
We have the penthouse at the Ritz
for the afterparty, if you want to come.
420
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,647
Maybe next time.
421
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,900
Can my driver drop you somewhere?
422
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:19,985
I have a ride.
423
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,622
[punk rock music playing on radio]
424
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:34,083
Remember this one?
425
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,419
Yep.
426
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,304
You still live in the same place?
427
00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:48,389
[John] Yep.
428
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:49,974
Rent's still $850.
429
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,600
No fucking way.
430
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,310
It's falling apart.
431
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,646
I never get hot water.
432
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:59,024
[Lucy] How are your roommates?
433
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,611
David moved in with his fiancée...
434
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:06,365
and I think Logan is developing
a drinking problem.
435
00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:08,033
[Lucy] David is engaged?
436
00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:09,535
Yeah.
437
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,870
[Lucy] To the TikTok girl?
438
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,288
Yep.
439
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,498
She does OnlyFans now too.
440
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,584
Good for him.
441
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,335
[John] Is it?
442
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:22,464
He's a 5'7" depressed novelist
who's never been published.
443
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,883
He couldn't do better.
444
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,432
It's that simple, huh?
445
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:34,518
It's just math.
446
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,649
What are you thinking about?
447
00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,445
It smells the same.
448
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:46,864
[John] What, my car?
449
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:49,909
Mm-hmm.
450
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:54,872
Look, there!
451
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,458
I'm not going to pay $25
to park this piece of shit for an hour.
452
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,251
That's the cheapest we'll ever get.
453
00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:01,211
We'll find street parking
on the next block.
454
00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:03,088
John, it's been 20 minutes.
I'll just pay for it.
455
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,673
You're not paying.
456
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,216
- We're going to have to...
- These fucking people...
457
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,552
...forfeit the reservation
if we're more than 15 minutes late
458
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,263
and then they charge us
a cancellation fee of $25 per person.
459
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:14,183
- Wait, are you fucking serious?
- I told you this like 10 times.
460
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,644
That's extortion. Why would you make
a reservation at such a criminal place?
461
00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:18,562
We agreed to go to nice restaurants
on our anniversary.
462
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:20,648
Oh, there's no "nice" places
in New York City that won't...
463
00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,733
charge you 50 bucks
if you're a couple minutes late?
464
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,193
Why did we even bring the car?
465
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,445
Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long.
466
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,405
- You made your point.
- We could've called a car.
467
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,074
So we could spend $50
to get into the city...
468
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,742
and then another $200 at the restaurant?
469
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,411
Why do you have a car
if you can't pay for it, John?
470
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:35,788
Look, right there.
471
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,624
$20 for 40 minutes?
What the fuck is this math?
472
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:42,044
I don't want to fight about money
with my boyfriend on our anniversary.
473
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,420
It makes me feel like my parents.
474
00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:44,588
[John] I'm sorry, okay?
475
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:46,924
We'll park at the next garage we see.
476
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,008
What are you doing?
477
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,093
Lucy.
478
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:50,594
Where the fuck are you going?
479
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,264
Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
480
00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:58,394
I don't have any money, and I forgot.
481
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,313
What? What did you forget?
That you love me?
482
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:03,524
Will you please
get back in the car? Please?
483
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,110
I don't want to hate you
because you're poor...
484
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:09,071
but right now I do,
and it makes me hate myself.
485
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,657
Do you know how hard it is
to make you happy?
486
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,953
And I want you to be happy.
I'm trying. I really am.
487
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:19,456
I know. And it's almost enough
to make me happy.
488
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,916
[horns blaring]
489
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,045
I wish that I didn't care
if we ate from a halal cart...
490
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:28,215
on our five-year anniversary, but I do.
491
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:32,594
And however much you hate me,
I promise, I hate myself more.
492
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:33,679
I don't hate you.
493
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:34,763
You do.
494
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,142
And it's not because we're not in love.
495
00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,186
It's because we're broke.
496
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,940
[engine idling loudly]
497
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,612
[engine screeches]
498
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,754
[door opens]
499
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,134
[door closes]
500
00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:17,765
You want to come up?
501
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:24,855
Yes.
502
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,400
But I shouldn't.
503
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:34,990
Thanks for the ride.
504
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:38,702
[John] Anytime.
505
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,793
Invite me to your play.
506
00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:47,586
I will.
507
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,299
[door creaks]
508
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,427
[engine starts, screeching]
509
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,898
I'm just giving you feedback
so you can improve your performance...
510
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,691
and I can start getting better matches.
511
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,860
I want to meet someone
who is a combination of all
512
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,863
the different awesome parts
of the last four matches.
513
00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:17,407
Sophie's job and education level,
514
00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:20,160
Emily's body and lifestyle,
515
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,663
Piper's face and sense of style...
516
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,625
and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows.
517
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,504
Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
518
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:31,755
[laughs nervously]
519
00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,217
I'm turning 48 in a few months
520
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,845
and I think I need
to meet someone more grown.
521
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,346
Someone I can talk to,
522
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:42,850
just a proper woman who knows good music...
523
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,769
has seen old movies, things like that.
524
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,857
My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24...
525
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,609
and they were honestly kind of immature.
526
00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:53,694
[chuckles softly]
527
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:58,282
I can imagine it might be a little hard
to relate to girls born in the 2000s.
528
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,951
I have a really special client,
529
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:02,035
her name is Sophie...
530
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:05,164
she's a highly accomplished lawyer,
she's 39.
531
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,624
Um...
532
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,795
I wasn't really thinking 30s.
533
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,630
[Lucy] So when you said older...
534
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,757
I meant more like 27, 28.
535
00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:17,259
[Lucy] Ah.
536
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,429
It gets really intense and complicated
with women in their 30s.
537
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,849
They have really high expectations
and they tend to rush things
538
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,643
because I guess,
their biological clock's ticking.
539
00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:31,064
I have another really beautiful client,
she's 31--
540
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,149
Uh.
541
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,526
No.
542
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,654
Someone... 27.
543
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,741
Even 29 is pushing it.
544
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,242
Trust me--
it's the best thing for everyone.
545
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:45,120
I genuinely get along much better
with girls in their 20s.
546
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,791
I don't care what she's like
or how she lives...
547
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,919
I just care that she's my type physically.
548
00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,504
[Lucy] What's your type physically?
549
00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:55,589
Fit.
550
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,299
[Lucy] Just fit?
551
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,385
Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI.
552
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:02,221
Okay.
553
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:08,477
Thank you for agreeing
to come on a date with me.
554
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,355
[Lucy] Well, I only said yes to this
so you'd realize you're wrong...
555
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,273
and you're not actually interested in me.
556
00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:15,484
[Harry] My instincts are usually right.
557
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,320
You think that you're more right
about this than a professional?
558
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,323
Oh, sure, you're the expert,
but I trust my gut.
559
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,700
[Lucy] Okay. We'll see.
560
00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,286
You look really good today.
561
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,626
Thanks.
562
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,169
[Lucy] How many drinks per week?
563
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:38,882
Depends, but like, 8? 10?
Work makes it hard not to.
564
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,885
- Do you do drugs?
- Never.
565
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,472
I do pot at parties.
566
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,556
Me too.
567
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,350
So not never.
568
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,435
Hmm.
569
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,605
What do you think
is your best physical feature?
570
00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:56,566
My eyes aren't bad.
571
00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:06,827
How did you end up doing what you do?
572
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,955
Both my parents work in finance...
573
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,374
and so does my brother,
so I just kind of ended up doing it.
574
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,459
And we all work
for the firm my mother started.
575
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:19,298
- It's a family business.
- Yeah, it's boring.
576
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:20,382
Mm.
577
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,217
How did you get into doing what you do?
578
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,138
It was the...
579
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:30,225
first and... [chuckles]...only thing
I was really good at.
580
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,437
[Harry] What else do you want
to know about me?
581
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,398
I bet your parents never raised
their voices at each other.
582
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:38,859
I think almost never.
583
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,610
Maybe they were secretly fighting.
584
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:44,156
Did they ever fight about money?
585
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,033
No.
586
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,243
Makes sense.
587
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:51,955
I think we emulate
the way our parents fight.
588
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:53,040
Hmm.
589
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:55,167
I see couples fighting
in the middle of the street
590
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,127
in New York and I don't get it.
591
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:59,504
Aren't they embarrassed to do that
in front of people?
592
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,134
I'm the type to fight
in the middle of the street.
593
00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:07,095
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
594
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,722
Have you ever done that?
595
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,809
- Never.
- [chuckles softly]
596
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:14,811
[Sophie] Do you think he will like me?
597
00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:16,521
I think you will really like him.
598
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:19,232
- Are you sure?
- Stay open-minded. [laughs]
599
00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:20,734
- I'm so nervous.
- All right.
600
00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:22,319
Okay, text me after
601
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,904
- and I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay.
602
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,530
- Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye.
- Bye.
603
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:26,948
- Hi.
- Hi.
604
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,742
- Wow. Thank you.
- [chuckles softly]
605
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,535
You're welcome.
606
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,288
You okay?
607
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,124
Yes. My client is going
on a date right now too.
608
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,376
You seem nervous.
609
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,002
I really want her to like this guy.
610
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:42,506
She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row
and I just need to deliver.
611
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,509
Are you feeling guilty
that you're about to go on a good date?
612
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,261
[Lucy chuckles]
613
00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:50,639
[faint indistinct chatter]
614
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,807
[Lucy] I don't know if I like you
615
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,684
or if I just like
the places you take me to.
616
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:55,977
You like me?
617
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,687
When did that happen?
618
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,482
I think when I saw
the way you pick up the bill.
619
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,942
[chuckles softly]
620
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,485
[Harry] I do it really well, don't I?
621
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:04,653
You do.
622
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,364
Just one swift motion.
623
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:11,034
No hesitation. No fear.
624
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,287
[Harry] Well, I can afford it,
so why would I be scared?
625
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,624
You're investing a lot in me, huh?
626
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:21,211
I just want our dates to be romantic.
627
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:24,589
How expensive a meal is
makes the date romantic?
628
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:26,425
Doesn't it?
629
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,389
When we first met...
630
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,768
you said your job
makes you think like a mortician
631
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:38,812
or an insurance claims adjuster.
632
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,314
How am I as a corpse?
633
00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:43,984
A good corpse.
634
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:46,903
How about as a payout?
635
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:48,363
[chuckles softly]
636
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:49,531
Couldn't ask for better.
637
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,116
As a nursing home partner?
638
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,619
A grave buddy?
639
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,295
You can do better than me.
640
00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:05,172
Can I?
641
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,091
You know how to do the math, don't you?
642
00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,721
In my line of work...
643
00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:17,309
I meet hundreds of highly desirable,
high quality men...
644
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:21,229
but you are what we call
in my industry "a unicorn."
645
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,065
An impossible fantasy.
646
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,401
Your brother was a unicorn, too.
647
00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:29,654
The reason my clients cannot
lower their expectations...
648
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:31,781
is because, against all odds,
649
00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:34,409
men like you do actually exist.
650
00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:36,328
Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me.
651
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:40,040
You're perfect.
652
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,667
You're smart.
653
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:47,297
You have ideal income, ideal education...
654
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,674
ideal lifestyle, ideal height...
655
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:52,552
you're good-looking,
you have a great body,
656
00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:53,845
you're charming.
657
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,142
You were born rich, raised rich,
658
00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:00,810
you're still rich.
659
00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:03,730
You own a penthouse in Tribeca.
660
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,607
You can take a girl
to a restaurant like this
661
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:09,110
and it's not even... [laughs]
...like a special occasion.
662
00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:14,324
You don't have a drug habit
or a call girls habit.
663
00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:17,077
You even know how to cut your hair,
664
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,453
and how to dress.
665
00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:20,580
You have taste.
666
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:26,670
You are a 10 out of 10 in every category.
667
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,672
A complete package.
668
00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:34,135
So I don't know why you're trying
to throw it all away on someone like me.
669
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,762
What's someone like you?
670
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,057
Just a girl who works.
671
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,354
I'm older than the women
you could be dating.
672
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:48,066
Which means my looks won't last as long.
673
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:50,318
And I have fewer years left
to get pregnant.
674
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:52,612
If you marry a 25-year-old,
675
00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:55,323
then in 10 years she'll look like me.
676
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:59,160
If you marry me,
in 10 years I'll look like my mother.
677
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,079
What does your mother look like?
678
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,999
I was born poor, raised poor,
679
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:07,043
and even though I work, I have debt.
680
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:10,380
I'm a college dropout
and a failed actress.
681
00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:14,509
I have no dowry.
682
00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,845
If anything, I have a negative dowry.
683
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,805
Do I look like I need a dowry?
684
00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:22,642
At the end of the day,
the math doesn't add up.
685
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:27,606
Given your position in the marketplace
and given mine,
686
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,317
I'm not a girl you marry.
687
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,863
I'm a girl that you go home with once,
688
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,615
and then never call again.
689
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,077
So...
690
00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:44,205
what are you doing with me?
691
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:49,711
You say you think I'm smart,
692
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:51,838
but you're talking to me
like I'm a caveman.
693
00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:56,593
I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value.
694
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:57,677
I'm not like my brother.
695
00:43:57,761 --> 00:44:01,556
I'm not looking for the nicest,
prettiest rich girl who likes me back.
696
00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:07,354
I'm looking for someone
who understands the game,
697
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:08,772
how the world works.
698
00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:12,567
I'm looking for someone I respect.
699
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:14,653
And trust.
700
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:18,323
Someone who knows more than me.
701
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,119
I don't want to date you
for your material assets...
702
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:26,164
though I think you're underselling them
by a significant margin.
703
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,501
Material assets are cheap,
704
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:31,878
they don't last.
705
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:37,092
I want to be with you
for your intangible assets.
706
00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:39,469
Those are good investments.
707
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,554
They don't degrade. They only get sharper.
708
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:47,602
And, besides, I have enough
material assets for the both of us.
709
00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:52,857
I see a lot of potential here.
710
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,442
I think you and I
could make great partners.
711
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,985
I hope you agree.
712
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:03,952
As for what I can do for you...
713
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,788
I think I'm the only guy this rich
you can actually stand.
714
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:12,085
I don't like you because you're rich.
715
00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,586
Then why do you like me?
716
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,510
Because you make me feel valuable.
717
00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:29,686
You are valuable.
718
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:33,732
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
719
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,739
Do you want to see
each other more seriously?
720
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,042
- [sensual indie music playing]
- [elevator dings]
721
00:45:53,042 --> 00:46:23,042
Subtitle | www.movieddl.me
722
00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:46,095
[Harry moans softly]
723
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:24,175
[Lucy laughing]
724
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:27,220
[phone vibrating]
725
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,229
- [line ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]
726
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:41,693
[line ringing]
727
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,778
[voicemail] Hi, you've reached Lucy
from Adore Matchmaking.
728
00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:46,155
Please leave a message
and I'll call you back. Thanks.
729
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,449
- [beeps]
- Hey, it's John.
730
00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:52,662
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
731
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,747
Just wanted to invite you to the play.
732
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:58,001
We start previews next week, so...
733
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:01,796
Okay. Bye.
734
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,644
[Harry] What's your dream vacation?
735
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:21,941
Iceland.
736
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:24,861
Hmm.
737
00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,072
[sighs softly]
738
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,075
Would you let me take you to Iceland?
739
00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:36,122
- I don't even have a passport.
- Well, let's get you one.
740
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:37,665
[chuckles]
741
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,960
[sighing]
742
00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:49,969
[whispering] How much is this apartment?
743
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:52,305
Twelve million.
744
00:48:58,645 --> 00:48:59,938
[whispering] Do you like it?
745
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:04,067
[chuckles softly]
746
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:10,949
- [alarm ringing]
- [siren wailing in distance]
747
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:21,000
[John groans, sighs]
748
00:49:40,812 --> 00:49:41,854
- [rubber squelches]
- Oh.
749
00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:45,692
What the fuck?
750
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:48,069
[sighs in exasperation]
751
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,076
Fuck!
752
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,577
[squelching]
753
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,749
- [thuds]
- Hey, motherfucker!
754
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:04,210
You can't leave your used condoms
on the kitchen floor!
755
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,294
It's unacceptable!
756
00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:07,797
I got kind of drunk last night.
I must've missed the trash can.
757
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,924
Why don't you throw it out
in your own fucking trash can?
758
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:11,759
I don't want it just sitting there
in the room.
759
00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:14,095
Why don't you want
your own cum in the room?
760
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:15,388
It's fucking gross.
761
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,515
So we have to deal with it
in the fucking kitchen?
762
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,851
I know it doesn't make sense, man,
I was drunk.
763
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:21,644
[Ron] Hey, can you two stop yelling?
764
00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:22,895
I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom...
765
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:25,064
and you're making me look
really unprofessional.
766
00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:26,774
[door slams]
767
00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:29,944
[thuds]
768
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:33,072
[sighs]
769
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,493
Oh, fuck!
770
00:50:41,456 --> 00:50:42,874
[thuds lightly, creaks]
771
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,503
[thuds, creaks]
772
00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:51,174
[sighs]
773
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,645
[sighs]
774
00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:38,429
[Harry] Right.
775
00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:40,765
So he's asking for a valuation
in his dreams.
776
00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:45,186
It's inflated.
777
00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:50,566
He's giving us a DCF
based on pure fiction...
778
00:51:50,650 --> 00:51:54,445
on future revenue streams
with blinders for expense growth.
779
00:51:58,116 --> 00:51:59,659
Yeah, he's a bad analyst...
780
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,245
and he's just making shit up
at this point.
781
00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:11,796
He's just saying numbers
that come to his head. Listen...
782
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:14,090
it's still a good growth story
for our company...
783
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,843
so we're going to have to continue
playing ball with this guy.
784
00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:21,639
[line ringing]
785
00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:25,101
[line ringing]
786
00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,604
[voicemail] Hi, you've reached Sophie...
787
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,690
[sighs]
788
00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:37,572
[line ringing]
789
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,200
[line ringing]
790
00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:44,745
[line ringing]
791
00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,124
[line ringing]
792
00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:49,750
[Mark] Hello?
793
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:52,003
Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore.
794
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,504
[Mark] Oh, hi.
795
00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:57,842
Hi. So, I just wanted to get some feedback
on your first date with my client Sophie.
796
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,760
Actually I haven't gotten
ahold of her yet...
797
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,345
so I don't know how it went on her end...
798
00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,598
but I'm excited to hear
how it went for you.
799
00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:07,226
[Mark] It went so well. She's wonderful.
800
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:10,021
Like really nice face, good body,
801
00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:12,106
good job, great energy.
802
00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:15,610
Just all the things I said
I wanted from a match.
803
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,694
Okay.
804
00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:18,905
Okay, I love hearing this.
805
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,282
Um, I'm so glad you had a good time.
806
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,409
Sophie is really wonderful.
807
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:24,493
[Mark] Yeah, no.
808
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:26,704
Like the conversation just flowed.
809
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:29,665
Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late.
810
00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,959
Cool. So, do you want to see her again?
811
00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:34,212
[Mark] Sure.
812
00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:36,964
Sure. I'm not sure how serious
it's going to be...
813
00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:39,300
but I wouldn't mind seeing her again,
if she's game.
814
00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:42,136
Great. Yeah, of course,
one step at a time.
815
00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,681
[Mark] All right. Thanks, Lucy.
816
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:48,017
Great. You have a good day
and I'll reach out this afternoon...
817
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,894
after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark.
818
00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:53,397
Thanks, Mark!
819
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:55,233
[sighs]
820
00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:01,656
[voicemail] Hey, it's John.
821
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,910
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
822
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,954
Just wanted to invite you to the play.
823
00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:10,039
[voicemail] Hi, you've reached Sophie...
824
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:15,211
- Hey.
- Hey.
825
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,215
So, uh, Rose was asking
for her client Mia W.
826
00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:21,968
How it's going
with Peter C.'s brother, Harry?
827
00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:23,052
Were you able to recruit him?
828
00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:24,845
Yeah. Uh, actually, um...
829
00:54:25,972 --> 00:54:27,431
I'm dating him.
830
00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:30,309
- You're dating him?
- Yep.
831
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:33,646
- You know he's a unicorn.
- Mm-hmm.
832
00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:34,730
[chuckles]
833
00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:38,359
You couldn't let him go on a couple dates
with some of our clients first?
834
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:39,819
He insisted.
835
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,779
[Daisy scoffs] I'm sure he did.
836
00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:46,993
Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you
in my office?
837
00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:56,043
Have you spoken with Sophie L.?
838
00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:58,045
Uh, not yet. Just Mark P.
839
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:02,133
[Violet] I just hung up
with Sophie's lawyer.
840
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:03,801
Her lawyer?
841
00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:09,432
Apparently, she was assaulted on the date.
842
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:14,937
What?
843
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,193
By Mark P.?
844
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:22,278
[Violet] Yes.
845
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:25,281
Last night?
846
00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:27,325
Are you serious?
847
00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:30,745
She's bringing charges
to the company, not you.
848
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,747
I have a call with the legal team
in two minutes...
849
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,332
and we're going to figure it out.
850
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,083
I need to speak with her.
851
00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:37,168
Lucy, no.
852
00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:40,588
- Violet, she's my client.
- [Violet] She's not anymore.
853
00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,882
So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up.
854
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,760
- I can't do nothing.
- [Violet] Do nothing.
855
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:49,889
You made the best match you could
given the information you have.
856
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,724
This particular match did not work out
857
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:54,977
but you've been doing amazing work
for Sophie for months.
858
00:55:55,603 --> 00:56:00,399
The match didn't "not work out," Vi,
she was assaulted.
859
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,445
A matchmaker can't vouch
for how a person is in an intimate setting
860
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,364
since she's never been in one with them.
861
00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:12,787
Has something like this happened before?
862
00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:15,748
Of course.
863
00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,501
This is dating.
864
00:56:19,919 --> 00:56:22,922
This happened to one of my clients
the third year I worked here.
865
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,801
If you do this long enough,
it happens to all of us.
866
00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,471
It's a known risk.
867
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,431
[somber music playing]
868
00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:42,400
[overlapping chatter]
869
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,587
[door creaks open]
870
00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:08,426
[creaks, closes, latches]
871
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,771
[gasping]
872
00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:34,952
[breath trembling]
873
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,921
- Hi, you.
- Hi.
874
00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:48,883
Sorry I'm late.
875
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:51,760
No worries.
876
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:54,430
Am I dressed nice enough?
877
00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:56,182
You might be dressed too nice.
878
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:01,770
My mother and father made love.
879
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:04,064
I was born. I grew up.
880
00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:07,067
I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date.
881
00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:09,653
A waiter walks up to me and asks,
"What can I do for you?"
882
00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:11,614
"I don't know. What can you do for me?"
883
00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:13,240
I order a glass of water.
884
00:58:13,324 --> 00:58:14,867
My mother and father made love.
885
00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,952
I was born. I grew up.
886
00:58:17,036 --> 00:58:19,538
I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date.
887
00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:21,123
The waiter is touching my back.
888
00:58:21,207 --> 00:58:22,666
[audience laughs]
889
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,960
I went to school. I read books.
890
00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:26,545
I wrote book reports.
891
00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:29,340
I went to more school. I wrote essays.
892
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:30,841
[John] Well, it's certainly different.
893
00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:32,718
I mean, it's, it's, uh...
894
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,970
It's been a good experience.
I feel really lucky.
895
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,390
Listen, it was great to meet you guys.
896
00:58:38,474 --> 00:58:40,059
- Thanks for coming.
- [man] Of course.
897
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,441
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
898
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,276
- That was great.
- Was it?
899
00:58:49,777 --> 00:58:51,362
Yes, I loved it.
900
00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:52,821
This is my boyfriend, Harry.
901
00:58:52,905 --> 00:58:54,907
Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming.
902
00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:57,618
Congratulations.
That was really interesting.
903
00:58:57,701 --> 00:58:59,161
Thanks.
904
00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:01,330
I can't believe you remembered
all those lines.
905
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,708
Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts.
906
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,172
Well, listen, we're going
around the corner to get a drink.
907
00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,298
You guys want to come?
908
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:13,842
- Yes.
- Great.
909
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,011
- Okay.
- Yeah.
910
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:18,055
[John] So, what did you really think?
911
00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:19,139
I liked it.
912
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:22,309
Some of it didn't make sense...
913
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:25,437
but I loved watching you act,
you know that.
914
00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:27,648
Do you ever miss it?
915
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,608
[Lucy] Acting? No.
916
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:30,943
Not even a little bit?
917
00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,029
[Lucy] I'm not like you.
918
00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:36,574
I was never going to be an actor.
919
00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:41,078
I didn't know how to stand or... speak.
920
00:59:44,373 --> 00:59:46,083
You were always good though.
921
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:48,794
You're even better now.
922
00:59:50,629 --> 00:59:52,590
I'm really proud of you, John.
923
00:59:52,673 --> 00:59:54,675
- [indistinct chatter]
- [pleasant music playing]
924
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,349
You met him at the wedding?
925
01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:04,560
[Lucy] Yeah.
926
01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:06,270
He's the groom's brother.
927
01:00:08,731 --> 01:00:10,482
You're not gonna marry him, are you?
928
01:00:10,983 --> 01:00:11,984
Why not?
929
01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:14,278
Because he's good-looking.
930
01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:15,654
And rich.
931
01:00:16,739 --> 01:00:18,532
Has a real job.
932
01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:20,367
Probably doesn't have roommates.
933
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:26,081
Probably doesn't get angry at stupid shit
all the time that doesn't matter.
934
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,710
Can we talk about something else?
935
01:00:34,256 --> 01:00:35,341
You okay?
936
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:42,014
Why do you ask?
937
01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:45,893
Just... you don't seem like you're okay.
938
01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:48,854
Is it him?
939
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,401
Is it work?
940
01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,240
I just don't think I'm very good
at my job anymore.
941
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,328
[sighs]
942
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,038
I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
943
01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:08,916
You're so hard on yourself.
944
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:14,129
You're not a drone pilot
or a gun lobbyist.
945
01:01:14,213 --> 01:01:16,590
You don't work at Shell or McKinsey.
946
01:01:17,216 --> 01:01:19,760
It's just dating. It's not that serious.
947
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:23,847
Right.
948
01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:27,726
Dating is not serious.
949
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,562
It's just girl shit, right?
950
01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:32,981
That's not what I meant.
951
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,527
You always know exactly what to say to me.
952
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:40,364
[Harry] Ready to go?
953
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,574
Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside.
954
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,035
[Harry] Uh, I'll get the drinks.
955
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,329
[Beth gasps] Thank you, Harry.
956
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:51,375
Thank you.
957
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:55,379
- [rattling in distance]
- [siren wails]
958
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,936
[sighs]
959
01:02:21,989 --> 01:02:23,323
I don't want to date a liberal
960
01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,492
and they have to go to church
every Sunday.
961
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,245
I don't want someone who likes cats.
962
01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,621
I'm a dog person.
963
01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:32,708
[Lucy] Is a moderate democrat okay?
964
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,209
Only republican.
965
01:02:34,293 --> 01:02:37,087
I want someone who identifies
as a conservative.
966
01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:38,297
[Lucy] Audrey... [sighs]
967
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:42,551
...I don't know if there's a cat-hating,
Christian conservative lesbian
968
01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,011
in most parts of New York...
969
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:48,223
who wants to date a closeted
49-year-old with three children.
970
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:54,188
Would you be willing to date someone
from Long Island or New Jersey?
971
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:57,566
I want to prioritize dating a man
who's white at first
972
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,986
but then if we have no luck,
we can move on to other races.
973
01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:04,114
[Lucy] So "whites only," at first?
974
01:03:04,615 --> 01:03:07,826
I mean, technically,
I'm open to all ethnicities.
975
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,329
Eleanor, "technically,"
976
01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:12,748
you're asking me to set you up
with only white men.
977
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,501
I know the list looks long
978
01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:18,295
but I deserve someone
who fulfills all of my criteria.
979
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:19,463
I really do.
980
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:22,257
I mean look at me. I'm a catch. [chuckles]
981
01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:30,140
Patricia, I know that every year you go
without having a husband...
982
01:03:30,224 --> 01:03:33,685
raises your expectations
for him exponentially.
983
01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:36,897
But that doesn't mean
that you're due to get one.
984
01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:39,900
And it doesn't mean
that you can customize...
985
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,277
because this is not a simulation.
986
01:03:42,903 --> 01:03:46,323
If the service I was providing you
was building you a man then, of course,
987
01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:49,827
I could build you a man
with everything on this list...
988
01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:51,829
But I can't.
989
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:55,290
Because this is not a car or a house.
990
01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:57,584
We're talking about people.
991
01:03:57,668 --> 01:04:00,754
People are people are people are people.
992
01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:02,923
They come as they are.
993
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:07,344
And all I can hope to find for you
is a man that you can tolerate
994
01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:10,264
for the next 50 years
who likes you at all.
995
01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:13,934
And you are not a catch...
996
01:04:14,977 --> 01:04:16,478
because you are not a fish.
997
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,077
I was managing her expectations.
998
01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:40,377
[Violet] Patricia canceled her membership
and reviewed us online, calling us a scam.
999
01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:42,880
We are a scam.
1000
01:04:43,672 --> 01:04:46,049
We don't give them
what they pay for, do we?
1001
01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:50,888
We promise them love and then...
1002
01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:55,851
we just give them bad dates
with morons and criminals.
1003
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,484
I know the Sophie L. situation
is still weighing on you.
1004
01:05:08,989 --> 01:05:11,325
Burnout is common for matchmakers.
1005
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,285
You need a break.
1006
01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:15,662
You should go on a trip
with your boyfriend.
1007
01:05:15,746 --> 01:05:16,955
[scoffs]
1008
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:21,460
If I take a break right now...
1009
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:24,546
I may never come back.
1010
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:27,049
[Violet] You will,
because you love your clients.
1011
01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:30,302
I hate them. They are children.
1012
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:31,678
I hate them.
1013
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:34,514
[Violet] They give us
thousands of dollars.
1014
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,600
They're entitled to some regression.
1015
01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:43,815
Do you think that any one of them
says to their therapist...
1016
01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:47,861
"No Blacks, no fatties"?
1017
01:05:48,904 --> 01:05:52,783
And if I'm their actual therapist,
which it feels like I am...
1018
01:05:53,492 --> 01:05:55,994
I don't have the schooling
to support that.
1019
01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,164
And I certainly don't get paid enough.
1020
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:04,211
[Violet] Lucy,
we're better than therapists.
1021
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:07,130
We work with the most intimate...
1022
01:06:07,214 --> 01:06:10,217
extremely personal,
unofficial part of their lives...
1023
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,928
that they'd like to see
struck from the record.
1024
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:17,432
We work with their loneliness
and rejection...
1025
01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:20,143
the kind that makes someone
get naked for a stranger.
1026
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:22,145
We're the real deal.
1027
01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:26,608
That's why they tell you
more than they would tell their therapists
1028
01:06:26,692 --> 01:06:28,485
and why they take risks with you.
1029
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,321
"Risks."
1030
01:06:31,405 --> 01:06:34,574
[Violet] Yes. Risks that can lead
to a situation
1031
01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,326
like what happened with Sophie L.
1032
01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:40,497
And risks that lead to lifelong marriages.
1033
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,127
You know this is life-changing work.
1034
01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:46,503
And you're born for it.
1035
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:50,048
Take a break starting now.
1036
01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:53,093
And I expect you back
in four weeks, renewed.
1037
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,845
I insist.
1038
01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:56,763
- [cheering]
- [knock on door]
1039
01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:02,936
[Rose] Violet! Amazing news!
1040
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:06,565
My client Zoe H. and Fred A.
just got engaged!
1041
01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:09,276
[women cheering]
1042
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,820
[Violet] Unbelievable! Oh!
1043
01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:14,948
That is so impressive!
1044
01:07:15,032 --> 01:07:16,700
What an amazing match!
1045
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,951
- Number four?
- [sighs]
1046
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:20,078
- [Rose] Yes!
- We have to throw you a party!
1047
01:07:20,162 --> 01:07:21,872
[women screaming]
1048
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:23,957
[somber music playing]
1049
01:07:58,450 --> 01:08:00,410
[tense music playing]
1050
01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:05,165
[man chattering]
1051
01:08:37,948 --> 01:08:38,949
[Lucy] Sophie.
1052
01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:55,632
[indistinct chatter]
1053
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:13,608
[panting] Sophie.
1054
01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,321
- Sophie.
- You don't want to talk to me.
1055
01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:19,573
Please.
1056
01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:21,616
I am so embarrassed.
1057
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,787
I thought I could pay some girl
to find me a boyfriend.
1058
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:29,374
- I'm sorry.
- "An expert"? What a fucking joke.
1059
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,293
- Sophie--
- You know what's even funnier?
1060
01:09:32,252 --> 01:09:34,296
I almost felt like we were friends.
1061
01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,214
I, I, I, I really-- I--
1062
01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:37,883
[breath trembling]
1063
01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:39,509
Can we please just talk?
1064
01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:41,761
Talk about what?
1065
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:44,806
What do you have to say?
1066
01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:50,395
[sighs, whispering] I'm sorry.
1067
01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:54,232
[in normal voice] I'm so sorry.
1068
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,986
I trusted you.
1069
01:10:00,113 --> 01:10:02,282
I didn't know what he was capable of.
1070
01:10:04,034 --> 01:10:05,035
I see, so...
1071
01:10:06,286 --> 01:10:10,290
you knew his height,
which was a lie by the way.
1072
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,334
And his job and his salary,
1073
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,544
which was also a lie just for the record.
1074
01:10:14,628 --> 01:10:16,546
And his looks,
which is really nothing much...
1075
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:18,381
but you didn't know who he was.
1076
01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:22,135
As a person. As a man.
1077
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,805
Well, I went on a date with him
and found out.
1078
01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:31,394
He's the kind of guy who gets drunk
and follows you into the bathroom.
1079
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:34,147
[sighs]
1080
01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:37,984
Why would you set me up
with someone like that?
1081
01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:46,701
He was a strong match
with a lot of potential.
1082
01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:54,209
He checked a lot of our boxes.
1083
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:00,423
"Boxes"?
1084
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:09,224
The truth is, you set me up with that man
because you think I'm worthless.
1085
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:11,518
- [Lucy] No, I don't--
- You didn't know what to do with me.
1086
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:14,145
That's how I ended up on that date.
1087
01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:18,608
Here I was thinking
that you worked for me...
1088
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,820
but the whole time I was working for you.
1089
01:11:23,655 --> 01:11:25,865
Worthless merchandise...
1090
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,369
to pawn off to anyone who'd take it.
1091
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:36,001
But I am not merchandise.
1092
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:38,962
I'm a person.
1093
01:11:41,298 --> 01:11:44,426
And I know I deserve love. [shudders]
1094
01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:47,887
I know you do. I believe it.
1095
01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:51,558
Fuck you.
1096
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,601
Pimp.
1097
01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:56,354
[sobbing]
1098
01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:34,976
[thuds]
1099
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:49,074
[sniffles]
1100
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:52,452
- [phone vibrating]
- Thanks.
1101
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:53,703
Can I get a receipt?
1102
01:12:54,329 --> 01:12:57,207
- [phone vibrating]
- [Spanish chatter on radio]
1103
01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:02,295
[phone continues vibrating]
1104
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,174
Thanks, man.
1105
01:13:07,759 --> 01:13:08,760
Lucy?
1106
01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:11,888
What's going on? You okay?
1107
01:13:11,971 --> 01:13:13,973
[Lucy shuddering] No.
1108
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:16,309
Do you want me to come get you?
1109
01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,437
[Lucy] No, I'm at home.
1110
01:13:19,521 --> 01:13:21,231
I shouldn't even be calling you.
1111
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,276
You can always call me. What's up?
1112
01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:28,405
[Lucy] I fucked up. [sobs]
1113
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:32,700
Okay.
1114
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,041
I'm not supposed to tell anybody but...
1115
01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:44,587
can I tell you?
1116
01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:47,424
[John] Of course.
1117
01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:49,843
Anything.
1118
01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:59,227
I set my client up with a bad person.
1119
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:04,566
I didn't know he was bad,
but I introduced them.
1120
01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:05,650
And now...
1121
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,736
I can't fix it.
1122
01:14:09,821 --> 01:14:12,824
I'm the last person who can fix it.
1123
01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:18,872
Do you want me to come over?
1124
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:20,415
[Lucy] No.
1125
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:25,086
No. I'm about to go to Harry's.
1126
01:14:26,754 --> 01:14:27,755
Right.
1127
01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:30,216
[Lucy] Sorry.
1128
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:34,387
No, no. It's...
Hey, nothing to be sorry about.
1129
01:14:34,471 --> 01:14:36,097
Keep telling me what happened.
1130
01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:38,766
I'm here.
1131
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,687
[water running]
1132
01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:13,713
[Harry sighs]
1133
01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:17,967
Do you know what they are?
1134
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,094
I think so.
1135
01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:23,931
- It's not a big deal.
- I know.
1136
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:29,145
I made an investment.
1137
01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:34,442
A body is like an apartment.
You have to invest to get the value back.
1138
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:37,820
I understand you.
1139
01:17:39,781 --> 01:17:41,074
I invested too.
1140
01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:48,623
[Harry] Right. I figured.
1141
01:17:53,503 --> 01:17:54,837
Did your brother too?
1142
01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:59,008
[Harry] Yeah, we did it together
eight years ago.
1143
01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:05,306
Six feet or taller was
one of Charlotte's non-negotiables...
1144
01:18:05,390 --> 01:18:07,433
so I'm glad he did.
1145
01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,521
Was it painful?
1146
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,275
I know it sounds stupid,
1147
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:18,611
breaking your legs
to gain a few extra inches.
1148
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:21,114
But we keep saying, definitely worth it.
1149
01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:24,450
It changed our lives.
1150
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:29,038
With women, completely, of course.
1151
01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:33,501
Women just approach us and talk to us now,
which never happened before.
1152
01:18:35,670 --> 01:18:37,338
I haven't struck out since.
1153
01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,341
But you can also tell
the difference at work
1154
01:18:40,842 --> 01:18:43,177
and at restaurants and airports. You're...
1155
01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:47,223
You're just worth more.
1156
01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:53,938
Does this change anything?
1157
01:18:56,107 --> 01:18:57,108
No.
1158
01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:00,111
[sighs]
1159
01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:09,829
[sighs]
1160
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:13,541
What are you thinking about?
1161
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:17,128
I'm thinking that...
1162
01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:21,549
that you should go to Iceland without me.
1163
01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:25,511
- Why?
- [sighs]
1164
01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:31,017
I don't think that
you and I are a good match.
1165
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,143
[sighs]
1166
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:35,855
Is it because I got the surgery?
1167
01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:38,858
No. Knowing that just makes me feel
like I actually know you.
1168
01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:39,942
Then what?
1169
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:45,865
It's really hard for me to feel
like this is not about the legs.
1170
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,116
It's not.
1171
01:19:47,784 --> 01:19:49,494
When I realized what you had done,
1172
01:19:49,577 --> 01:19:53,539
it made me feel exactly
how I felt about you before.
1173
01:19:53,623 --> 01:19:54,791
Which is what?
1174
01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:58,461
I'm not in love with you.
1175
01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:03,299
And you're not in love with me.
1176
01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:08,971
And there's no amount of money
that can fix that.
1177
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:12,308
But we're such a good match.
1178
01:20:14,185 --> 01:20:15,770
You're exactly what I'm looking for...
1179
01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:17,563
and I know I can make your life better.
1180
01:20:17,647 --> 01:20:20,358
Harry, you don't want to marry me.
1181
01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:24,195
You want to do business with me,
just like I want to do business with you.
1182
01:20:24,278 --> 01:20:25,655
But isn't marriage a business deal?
1183
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:26,989
Yes, it is.
1184
01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:31,035
But love has to be on the table.
1185
01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:49,428
What if I'm not capable of it?
1186
01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:51,973
Of love?
1187
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:56,018
It makes me feel like an idiot.
1188
01:20:58,062 --> 01:20:59,063
Like I'm...
1189
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,025
I'm just a clueless... child.
1190
01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:06,737
I feel so... dumb thinking about it...
1191
01:21:08,322 --> 01:21:09,407
or wanting it.
1192
01:21:09,949 --> 01:21:11,075
I find it...
1193
01:21:12,285 --> 01:21:13,661
so difficult.
1194
01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,631
You won't, when you love someone.
1195
01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:26,716
[sighs]
1196
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,594
It'll be easy.
1197
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:31,637
No math.
1198
01:21:43,608 --> 01:21:45,943
Should I hire you for your services?
1199
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,615
If you call the office,
they'll assign someone great for you.
1200
01:21:54,619 --> 01:21:57,914
[inhales, sighs]
1201
01:21:57,997 --> 01:21:59,290
So this is it?
1202
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,349
You want to know how many inches?
1203
01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:18,684
Yeah.
1204
01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:20,519
Six.
1205
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,231
You were 5'6" before?
1206
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:44,043
I wouldn't have had the confidence
to hit on you at 5'6".
1207
01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:50,132
I'm sure you would have.
1208
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,553
Am I still a unicorn?
1209
01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:02,019
You're perfect.
1210
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,650
[driver speaking Russian]
1211
01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:18,995
- [whirring]
- [doorbell ringing]
1212
01:23:19,078 --> 01:23:20,496
[John] Where's my charger?
1213
01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:22,373
[cell phone playing]
1214
01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:24,083
Hey, is that my charger?
1215
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,501
[Logan] My charger broke.
1216
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:28,629
So you just took mine? I had an alarm set.
1217
01:23:28,713 --> 01:23:31,799
And answer the fucking door
for once in your fucking life!
1218
01:23:31,882 --> 01:23:33,884
- [doorbell ringing]
- What?
1219
01:23:34,802 --> 01:23:36,470
Hi. It's Lucy.
1220
01:23:39,265 --> 01:23:40,683
I'm sorry.
1221
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,018
No, no, that's okay. I was just--
1222
01:23:42,101 --> 01:23:43,102
I'll come down there.
1223
01:23:43,185 --> 01:23:45,521
Just give me-- Just don't move.
1224
01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:47,565
[cell phone playing]
1225
01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,445
Hey, what the fuck?
1226
01:23:56,157 --> 01:23:57,158
Oh...
1227
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,786
- [objects clattering]
- Sh...
1228
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,121
Goddamn it.
1229
01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:04,331
[water running]
1230
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:10,963
Fuck.
1231
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:23,267
Hi.
1232
01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:25,603
[Lucy] Hi.
1233
01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:26,687
[John sighs]
1234
01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,149
You have a girl up there?
1235
01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:33,736
What? No. Why would you say that?
1236
01:24:33,819 --> 01:24:36,113
I don't know. You didn't want me
to come up. [laughs]
1237
01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:40,284
Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there.
1238
01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:46,499
Sorry for showing up without warning.
1239
01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:47,917
I tried calling.
1240
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:51,337
Sorry. My phone wasn't charged.
1241
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:56,050
I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland.
1242
01:24:57,259 --> 01:24:58,260
Okay.
1243
01:25:01,013 --> 01:25:05,684
I sublet my apartment for the week
that I'm supposed to be in Iceland...
1244
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:09,230
so I, uh, don't have a place to stay.
1245
01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:13,692
Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here.
1246
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,902
- It doesn't make any sense.
- No, no.
1247
01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:17,822
- I thought it made sense.
- Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay.
1248
01:25:20,533 --> 01:25:21,992
This was a bad idea.
1249
01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:23,828
No, it's not. It's just...
1250
01:25:24,829 --> 01:25:26,288
My apartment is not...
1251
01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:29,792
suitable for you.
1252
01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,545
It was suitable before.
1253
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:36,090
Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore.
1254
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,883
I know what your apartment is like.
1255
01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:41,262
Trust me, it's worse than you remember.
1256
01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:50,646
Want to drive upstate?
1257
01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,858
And go where?
1258
01:25:53,941 --> 01:25:55,609
I don't know. Just drive around.
1259
01:25:55,693 --> 01:25:56,694
Stay at a hotel.
1260
01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,364
I just got the stipend from my play,
1261
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:03,075
so... I'm feeling rich.
1262
01:26:05,536 --> 01:26:08,289
[soft emotional music playing]
1263
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:35,649
[John] What are you thinking about?
1264
01:26:38,235 --> 01:26:40,070
You're the same as always.
1265
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:44,617
Really?
1266
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:45,701
[Lucy] Mm-hmm.
1267
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,873
I was hoping you'd say I was different.
1268
01:26:50,956 --> 01:26:51,957
[Lucy] Why?
1269
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,420
Because if I'm different,
then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you.
1270
01:27:02,426 --> 01:27:03,719
[chuckles]
1271
01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:04,803
[Lucy] What?
1272
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,140
That's my catering company.
1273
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,439
Do you think they'd get us in?
1274
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,295
[all exclaiming]
1275
01:27:38,379 --> 01:27:39,797
[all applauding]
1276
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:42,716
[all cheering]
1277
01:27:43,968 --> 01:27:45,844
Oh, he loves her so much.
1278
01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:48,639
Yeah.
1279
01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:54,895
[John] And special delivery, just for you.
1280
01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:56,105
A gift.
1281
01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:58,899
[Lucy] A white glove service,
handled with care.
1282
01:27:58,983 --> 01:28:00,526
[John] If you could just sign here.
1283
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:01,944
[Lucy] Initial here.
1284
01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:04,822
[John] Thank you very much
and have a good day.
1285
01:28:04,905 --> 01:28:05,906
[Lucy chuckles]
1286
01:28:07,032 --> 01:28:10,244
One day, for no reason in particular...
1287
01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:13,163
you two will start to hate each other.
1288
01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:16,292
You'll resent each other...
1289
01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,627
you'll take each other for granted...
1290
01:28:18,711 --> 01:28:21,255
You'll stop having sex...
1291
01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:25,634
somehow... manage to make a couple of kids...
1292
01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:28,053
and then you'll get sick of each other...
1293
01:28:29,221 --> 01:28:31,181
And one of you will cheat on the other...
1294
01:28:32,725 --> 01:28:34,393
and then you'll fight.
1295
01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:37,396
At first, not in front of the kids,
but then...
1296
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:39,815
in front of the kids...
1297
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:43,610
and then you resent the kids
for seeing you fight...
1298
01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:47,573
and then you file for divorce...
1299
01:28:48,198 --> 01:28:50,409
and you fight about...
1300
01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:53,120
who owns what and...
1301
01:28:53,704 --> 01:28:56,081
who gets the kids when until it's...
1302
01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:58,375
all over.
1303
01:28:58,459 --> 01:29:00,127
[crowd cheering, applauding]
1304
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,590
[John] Why does anybody even get married?
1305
01:29:07,259 --> 01:29:09,053
[Lucy] Because people tell them
they should.
1306
01:29:10,304 --> 01:29:11,972
And because they're lonely.
1307
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,728
And because they're hopeful.
1308
01:29:20,481 --> 01:29:22,775
They want to do it differently
than their parents.
1309
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:25,277
[soft emotional music continuing]
1310
01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:45,381
- [upbeat music playing]
- [lively chatter]
1311
01:30:31,802 --> 01:30:34,054
[band playing "That's All"]
1312
01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:48,610
[woman] ♪ I can only give you love ♪
1313
01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:51,113
♪ That lasts forever ♪
1314
01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:58,120
♪ And a promise to be near
Each time you call ♪
1315
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:03,417
♪ And the only heart I own ♪
1316
01:31:04,126 --> 01:31:07,212
♪ For you and you alone ♪
1317
01:31:07,296 --> 01:31:09,381
♪ That's all ♪
1318
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:12,593
♪ That's all ♪
1319
01:31:14,136 --> 01:31:17,973
♪ I can only give you country walks ♪
1320
01:31:18,474 --> 01:31:20,267
♪ In springtime ♪
1321
01:31:21,393 --> 01:31:26,315
♪ And a hand to hold
When leaves begin to fall ♪
1322
01:31:28,192 --> 01:31:31,361
♪ And a love whose burning light ♪
1323
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:35,491
♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
1324
01:31:35,574 --> 01:31:38,243
♪ That's all ♪
1325
01:31:39,036 --> 01:31:41,288
♪ That's all ♪
1326
01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:45,918
♪ There are those, I am sure ♪
1327
01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:48,295
♪ That have told you ♪
1328
01:31:49,505 --> 01:31:55,093
♪ They would give you
The world for a toy ♪
1329
01:31:56,595 --> 01:32:02,309
♪ All I have are these arms
To enfold you ♪
1330
01:32:03,727 --> 01:32:09,274
♪ And a love time can never destroy ♪
1331
01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:16,573
♪ If you're wondering what
I'm asking in return, dear ♪
1332
01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:24,039
♪ You'll be glad to know
That my demands are small ♪
1333
01:32:25,082 --> 01:32:28,794
♪ Say it's me that you'll adore ♪
1334
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:32,214
♪ For now and ever more ♪
1335
01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:34,299
♪ That's all ♪
1336
01:32:35,968 --> 01:32:38,887
♪ That's all ♪
1337
01:32:38,971 --> 01:32:41,181
["That's All" continuing]
1338
01:32:53,986 --> 01:32:55,028
[sighs]
1339
01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:10,085
[insects chirping]
1340
01:33:11,670 --> 01:33:12,671
John.
1341
01:33:13,589 --> 01:33:14,590
John!
1342
01:33:19,678 --> 01:33:21,138
[sighs]
1343
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,516
- What is this?
- What is what?
1344
01:33:26,476 --> 01:33:27,811
Are we getting back together?
1345
01:33:31,982 --> 01:33:33,734
Lucy, are we getting back together?
1346
01:33:33,817 --> 01:33:34,818
I don't know.
1347
01:33:39,573 --> 01:33:40,866
I really don't.
1348
01:33:41,867 --> 01:33:43,368
[sighs]
1349
01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:47,039
So you thought
you'd just show up at my door...
1350
01:33:47,122 --> 01:33:48,874
not have a boyfriend,
1351
01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:51,460
agree to get in my car, kiss me...
1352
01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:53,670
fuck me while you try
to get over someone else...
1353
01:33:53,754 --> 01:33:55,881
and then leave me again? Is that it?
1354
01:33:57,591 --> 01:33:59,885
- Do you think I'm worthless?
- No, I don't think that.
1355
01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:02,596
- Am I disposable?
- Of course not.
1356
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:04,139
Do you feel bad for me?
1357
01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:07,267
Poor old John can't figure his life out?
1358
01:34:08,685 --> 01:34:10,604
- Never.
- Then why are you using me?
1359
01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:11,688
I'm not.
1360
01:34:14,441 --> 01:34:16,401
I'm usually desperate enough to let you.
1361
01:34:19,196 --> 01:34:20,447
I'm a beggar for you.
1362
01:34:27,454 --> 01:34:29,039
When I see your face...
1363
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:34,044
I see wrinkles and grey hair...
1364
01:34:34,127 --> 01:34:35,837
and children that look like you.
1365
01:34:37,798 --> 01:34:38,882
I can't help it.
1366
01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:42,886
[sighs]
1367
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,267
But as your friend...
1368
01:34:49,851 --> 01:34:54,147
I would tell you it's a bad idea
to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter
1369
01:34:54,231 --> 01:34:55,857
who still has roommates.
1370
01:34:57,859 --> 01:34:59,194
I would say...
1371
01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:05,325
you definitely shouldn't marry a guy
that has $2,000 in his bank account...
1372
01:35:05,409 --> 01:35:07,244
in a city he can't afford...
1373
01:35:07,994 --> 01:35:09,621
who's only still there...
1374
01:35:10,330 --> 01:35:12,416
to keep trying to be a theatre actor
1375
01:35:12,499 --> 01:35:15,836
because someone told him
he was good at it once.
1376
01:35:17,963 --> 01:35:19,631
So, where does that leave us?
1377
01:35:21,883 --> 01:35:22,968
Here.
1378
01:35:23,885 --> 01:35:25,554
At someone else's wedding.
1379
01:35:29,683 --> 01:35:30,684
[scoffs]
1380
01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:36,148
I can't give you the wedding
or the marriage you want.
1381
01:35:37,441 --> 01:35:39,860
I couldn't even give you
the relationship you wanted.
1382
01:35:42,571 --> 01:35:45,866
It's been years,
and I still can't afford to be with you.
1383
01:35:50,579 --> 01:35:51,580
You're right...
1384
01:35:52,372 --> 01:35:53,373
You can't.
1385
01:35:56,126 --> 01:35:59,296
But just because you can't afford it,
doesn't mean it's worth having.
1386
01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:02,466
You don't want me.
1387
01:36:02,549 --> 01:36:04,384
Of course I want you.
1388
01:36:05,177 --> 01:36:06,887
Are you even listening to me?
1389
01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:10,974
John, you and I
haven't been together properly...
1390
01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,144
in so long that you've forgotten.
1391
01:36:15,896 --> 01:36:18,899
You don't want to be with me
because I'm not a good person.
1392
01:36:21,151 --> 01:36:22,778
I'm judgmental...
1393
01:36:23,862 --> 01:36:26,615
and materialistic, and cold.
1394
01:36:28,742 --> 01:36:30,911
I broke up with you because you're broke.
1395
01:36:32,287 --> 01:36:34,456
I've hurt you over and over.
1396
01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:37,959
You hate me.
1397
01:36:38,043 --> 01:36:39,753
I don't hate you.
1398
01:36:39,836 --> 01:36:40,837
[Lucy] You do.
1399
01:36:41,546 --> 01:36:44,007
And you're right to hate me,
because I'm awful.
1400
01:36:45,634 --> 01:36:46,676
Even now...
1401
01:36:47,761 --> 01:36:50,722
I'm thinking: If I choose to marry you...
1402
01:36:51,598 --> 01:36:52,933
I'm gonna be sitting across from you
1403
01:36:53,016 --> 01:36:56,144
in cheap shitty restaurants
for the rest of my life.
1404
01:36:57,687 --> 01:37:01,483
I'll be riding in your shitty car,
and living in your shitty bedroom...
1405
01:37:03,401 --> 01:37:07,197
and fighting with you about $25.
1406
01:37:08,198 --> 01:37:10,450
I'm weighing being with you...
1407
01:37:10,534 --> 01:37:12,994
against these shit tradeoffs.
1408
01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:15,580
I'm doing math.
1409
01:37:17,582 --> 01:37:18,750
This is what I'm like.
1410
01:37:19,417 --> 01:37:20,919
I know what you're like.
1411
01:37:21,002 --> 01:37:22,838
[Lucy] Then how could you still love me?
1412
01:37:26,925 --> 01:37:27,926
[sighs]
1413
01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:37,769
[upbeat music playing in distance]
1414
01:37:37,853 --> 01:37:41,231
[phone vibrating faintly]
1415
01:37:42,983 --> 01:37:44,901
[phone vibrating faintly]
1416
01:37:46,695 --> 01:37:47,863
[sighs]
1417
01:37:50,282 --> 01:37:52,284
[phone vibrating]
1418
01:37:53,869 --> 01:37:55,161
- Sophie?
- Lucy.
1419
01:37:55,245 --> 01:37:57,706
I didn't know who else to call.
I haven't told anyone.
1420
01:37:57,789 --> 01:38:01,334
I don't have any friends in the city
and my lawyers aren't picking up and...
1421
01:38:01,418 --> 01:38:03,587
- What's going on?
- [doorbell buzzing on phone]
1422
01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:06,214
[Sophie] Mark is outside my building.
1423
01:38:06,298 --> 01:38:08,383
[tense music playing]
1424
01:38:08,466 --> 01:38:10,385
I called the cops
but they said they won't come
1425
01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:12,012
unless he's trying to break in.
1426
01:38:12,095 --> 01:38:13,555
- And...
- [doorbell buzzing on phone]
1427
01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:15,223
...he's not trying to break in,
1428
01:38:15,307 --> 01:38:17,142
he's just buzzing the doorbell.
1429
01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:18,810
That's still harassment, they should--
1430
01:38:18,894 --> 01:38:20,520
He walked me home after the date.
1431
01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:25,400
Which I shouldn't have let him do, but...
1432
01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:27,611
I was scared and... [exhales]
1433
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,322
- It's my fault.
- [John] Lucy.
1434
01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:31,406
That's not your fault.
1435
01:38:31,489 --> 01:38:32,824
[John] Can we finish talking, please?
1436
01:38:32,908 --> 01:38:34,409
[Sophie] He says he just
wants to talk about it,
1437
01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:35,660
but I'm not gonna let him in.
1438
01:38:35,744 --> 01:38:37,037
- No.
- [doorbell continues buzzing]
1439
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:38,204
Bolt your door.
1440
01:38:39,164 --> 01:38:40,999
I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan,
1441
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:42,918
but I'll try to get there sooner.
1442
01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:47,172
[Sophie] I'm worried someone's going
to open the building door for him.
1443
01:38:47,255 --> 01:38:48,506
[Lucy] I'm almost there.
1444
01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:52,510
He has to leave. He can't stay
outside all night, can he?
1445
01:38:52,594 --> 01:38:55,096
I want you to tell him
someone is on their way.
1446
01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:02,771
[doorbell buzzes]
1447
01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:07,442
[door buzzes]
1448
01:39:14,366 --> 01:39:15,909
Sophie, it's Lucy.
1449
01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:18,745
[Sophie] Is he gone?
1450
01:39:18,828 --> 01:39:21,581
Yes. No one was here when we got here.
1451
01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:25,752
[Sophie] Oh. He must've run away
when I said that you're coming.
1452
01:39:27,837 --> 01:39:29,005
Can I come in?
1453
01:39:32,050 --> 01:39:35,261
[door latch clicks, creaks open]
1454
01:39:35,345 --> 01:39:37,055
- Hi.
- Hi.
1455
01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:48,692
How are you holding up?
1456
01:39:49,567 --> 01:39:52,237
Uh, not good. [chuckles nervously, sighs]
1457
01:39:53,363 --> 01:39:55,573
[exhales] Mark sounded really angry.
1458
01:39:55,657 --> 01:39:57,200
[shuddering]
1459
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:00,996
Well, he's angry because...
1460
01:40:01,746 --> 01:40:04,666
he thought he was going
to get away with something...
1461
01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,127
but he won't...
1462
01:40:08,461 --> 01:40:10,338
because you're not going to let him.
1463
01:40:11,464 --> 01:40:13,174
You are brave.
1464
01:40:17,595 --> 01:40:18,847
Can I hug you?
1465
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:19,973
[sobs]
1466
01:40:24,436 --> 01:40:25,770
[crying]
1467
01:40:30,066 --> 01:40:32,944
[crying]
1468
01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:49,169
You know what
I've been thinking about? [sniffles]
1469
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,253
[whispering] What?
1470
01:40:51,421 --> 01:40:54,883
I really need to get a boyfriend
so that I have someone to call
1471
01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:56,676
that's not my fucking matchmaker.
1472
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:59,512
[both laugh]
1473
01:41:02,182 --> 01:41:03,349
I'm going to die alone.
1474
01:41:03,433 --> 01:41:05,435
[laughs]
1475
01:41:05,518 --> 01:41:06,519
Sophie.
1476
01:41:09,147 --> 01:41:10,273
[sighs wearily]
1477
01:41:10,940 --> 01:41:14,444
I promise you, you're going to marry
the love of your life.
1478
01:41:16,613 --> 01:41:18,656
You don't expect me to believe that.
1479
01:41:19,908 --> 01:41:21,451
You don't have to believe it.
1480
01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:24,204
I believe it.
1481
01:41:25,371 --> 01:41:26,664
[Sophie] Let me guess.
1482
01:41:26,748 --> 01:41:29,542
Someone who checks
a lot of my boxes? [chuckles dryly]
1483
01:41:30,627 --> 01:41:32,462
I'm not asking for a miracle.
1484
01:41:33,338 --> 01:41:35,173
I just want to love someone.
1485
01:41:36,966 --> 01:41:39,886
Someone who can't help but love me back.
1486
01:41:51,231 --> 01:41:53,024
She's asleep.
1487
01:41:53,108 --> 01:41:54,109
Good.
1488
01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:56,945
You okay?
1489
01:41:57,028 --> 01:41:58,029
Yeah.
1490
01:42:00,573 --> 01:42:01,783
You should go home.
1491
01:42:02,534 --> 01:42:03,827
I'll take you home first.
1492
01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:05,161
I'm gonna sleep on her couch...
1493
01:42:05,245 --> 01:42:08,289
and help her get a restraining order
when she wakes up.
1494
01:42:08,832 --> 01:42:10,125
Okay.
1495
01:42:13,128 --> 01:42:14,212
Thanks for the ride.
1496
01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:16,840
Yeah, of course.
1497
01:42:26,933 --> 01:42:28,560
You asked how I could love you.
1498
01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:34,774
I just do.
1499
01:42:36,609 --> 01:42:38,111
It's the easiest thing.
1500
01:42:42,907 --> 01:42:44,367
I love you too.
1501
01:42:47,829 --> 01:42:49,289
[chuckles] More than you know.
1502
01:42:53,418 --> 01:42:56,379
You're the only reason
I know I'm capable of love.
1503
01:43:01,801 --> 01:43:03,553
I've been doing some math.
1504
01:43:05,138 --> 01:43:06,764
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1505
01:43:08,349 --> 01:43:10,560
And I'm ready to make you an offer.
1506
01:43:11,603 --> 01:43:12,687
Okay.
1507
01:43:14,147 --> 01:43:15,523
Here's the offer.
1508
01:43:19,611 --> 01:43:22,739
I love you now, like I loved you before...
1509
01:43:24,824 --> 01:43:26,618
I'll love you 'til the day I die.
1510
01:43:29,162 --> 01:43:30,914
It's a lifetime guarantee.
1511
01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:35,293
And I won't forget it the way I used to...
1512
01:43:35,376 --> 01:43:37,086
even when things are shit.
1513
01:43:39,505 --> 01:43:41,299
I'll make a calendar item
1514
01:43:41,925 --> 01:43:44,844
every day reminding myself
that I love you.
1515
01:43:46,221 --> 01:43:47,639
I'll be your certainty.
1516
01:43:52,769 --> 01:43:54,312
It's my final offer.
1517
01:43:56,064 --> 01:44:00,443
You can't negotiate because
I don't have anything else to offer you.
1518
01:44:09,786 --> 01:44:10,787
Deal.
1519
01:44:12,330 --> 01:44:14,332
[soft romantic music playing]
1520
01:44:21,005 --> 01:44:25,051
Now I admit, I'm not confident
that I can make myself less broke.
1521
01:44:25,802 --> 01:44:27,804
You don't need to worry about that.
1522
01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,889
You know I can take care of myself.
1523
01:44:31,307 --> 01:44:32,475
Yeah, I know.
1524
01:44:32,558 --> 01:44:33,601
It's not for you.
1525
01:44:34,519 --> 01:44:35,520
It's for me.
1526
01:44:36,437 --> 01:44:37,438
For us.
1527
01:44:39,065 --> 01:44:42,193
You make me brave enough
to admit that I want to be happy.
1528
01:44:43,736 --> 01:44:45,446
And I want to be happy with you.
1529
01:44:51,119 --> 01:44:53,579
And I'm gonna pick up
more catering shifts...
1530
01:44:54,414 --> 01:44:55,790
And ask for a raise...
1531
01:44:56,708 --> 01:44:59,585
I'll find a serving job
at an actual restaurant...
1532
01:45:00,753 --> 01:45:02,422
And I won't say no
to commercial auditions,
1533
01:45:02,505 --> 01:45:04,382
even though they're annoying...
1534
01:45:04,465 --> 01:45:06,592
I'll make an actual effort
to find a manager.
1535
01:45:06,676 --> 01:45:08,678
[music swells]
1536
01:45:25,111 --> 01:45:27,196
And I'm going to move out of my apartment.
1537
01:45:28,114 --> 01:45:29,449
And sell my car.
1538
01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:30,825
Don't sell your car.
1539
01:45:31,826 --> 01:45:32,827
No?
1540
01:45:32,910 --> 01:45:34,370
No, let's just...
1541
01:45:35,997 --> 01:45:38,541
Let's just drive around in it...
1542
01:45:38,624 --> 01:45:41,753
until it breaks down
and it won't move anymore.
1543
01:45:43,588 --> 01:45:45,006
[music swells]
1544
01:46:01,356 --> 01:46:03,191
[birds chirping]
1545
01:46:16,079 --> 01:46:19,499
[Lucy] I've been dreaming about
the first people who got married.
1546
01:46:22,085 --> 01:46:25,671
Two cavepeople... fell in love...
1547
01:46:25,755 --> 01:46:28,132
in between the hunting and the gathering.
1548
01:46:30,468 --> 01:46:31,928
And in my dream...
1549
01:46:33,346 --> 01:46:35,139
I keep asking myself...
1550
01:46:37,433 --> 01:46:39,727
what made them perfect for each other?
1551
01:46:43,064 --> 01:46:45,316
Similar economic background?
1552
01:46:47,026 --> 01:46:48,528
Politically aligned?
1553
01:46:50,363 --> 01:46:52,824
Well-matched in their attractiveness?
1554
01:46:55,034 --> 01:46:56,619
Similar upbringing?
1555
01:47:01,249 --> 01:47:02,250
Or...
1556
01:47:03,334 --> 01:47:04,836
was it something else?
1557
01:47:09,215 --> 01:47:10,758
Something like you and me?
1558
01:47:10,842 --> 01:47:12,218
[romantic music continuing]
1559
01:47:22,061 --> 01:47:23,062
Hey, man.
1560
01:47:23,146 --> 01:47:24,897
Can I get two chicken over rice?
1561
01:47:24,981 --> 01:47:26,149
[man] Yeah.
1562
01:47:37,535 --> 01:47:39,454
Thanks a lot. Keep that.
1563
01:47:54,051 --> 01:47:55,553
I'm sad you're leaving, Vi.
1564
01:47:55,636 --> 01:47:58,723
[Violet] Me too. They really need me
at the London office.
1565
01:47:58,806 --> 01:48:02,393
And I'm calling you first
of all the Adore girls...
1566
01:48:02,477 --> 01:48:05,855
because the CEOs asked me
who should be asked to step up
1567
01:48:05,938 --> 01:48:08,483
and be promoted... to New York head
1568
01:48:08,566 --> 01:48:11,402
and I said it absolutely has to be you.
1569
01:48:11,486 --> 01:48:13,029
- Me?
- Yes.
1570
01:48:13,112 --> 01:48:15,573
- You're getting a promotion.
- [Lucy chuckles softly]
1571
01:48:15,656 --> 01:48:16,782
[laughs]
1572
01:48:16,866 --> 01:48:18,201
[Violet] What's so funny?
1573
01:48:18,910 --> 01:48:23,331
Well, I was going to hand in
my resignation letter tomorrow.
1574
01:48:23,998 --> 01:48:25,541
[Violet] No, you weren't.
1575
01:48:25,625 --> 01:48:28,419
Yep. I have it printed out and everything.
1576
01:48:28,503 --> 01:48:30,379
[Violet] You can't quit.
1577
01:48:30,463 --> 01:48:31,964
What would you do instead?
1578
01:48:32,757 --> 01:48:34,759
I honestly don't know.
1579
01:48:34,842 --> 01:48:36,802
Maybe marry someone poor.
1580
01:48:36,886 --> 01:48:37,929
[chuckles softly]
1581
01:48:38,679 --> 01:48:41,307
[Violet] I don't know
what you're talking about.
1582
01:48:42,016 --> 01:48:43,434
Just think about it.
1583
01:48:43,518 --> 01:48:45,561
You can negotiate a crazy salary, too.
1584
01:48:45,645 --> 01:48:49,524
Ask for any amount you want,
and I'll support you. Okay?
1585
01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:51,651
Okay, I'll think about it.
1586
01:48:51,734 --> 01:48:53,945
Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here.
1587
01:48:54,028 --> 01:48:57,740
[Violet] Yeah, before you go, tell me:
How did Sophie L.'s date go last night?
1588
01:48:58,324 --> 01:48:59,617
She liked him.
1589
01:49:00,743 --> 01:49:02,119
[Violet] Brian A., right?
1590
01:49:02,620 --> 01:49:03,704
Yeah.
1591
01:49:04,830 --> 01:49:08,167
5'8". 36. Dentist.
1592
01:49:08,251 --> 01:49:09,794
200 grand before taxes.
1593
01:49:09,877 --> 01:49:12,672
Just... looking for a nice girl.
1594
01:49:13,464 --> 01:49:15,049
[Violet] Sounds like a strong match.
1595
01:49:15,550 --> 01:49:16,759
[chuckles]
1596
01:49:16,842 --> 01:49:18,553
He liked her too.
1597
01:49:18,636 --> 01:49:21,305
We are cautiously optimistic.
1598
01:49:21,389 --> 01:49:22,557
[Violet] Good.
1599
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:26,060
You should know Harry C.
is going on his first date.
1600
01:49:26,143 --> 01:49:27,979
Rose made a very strong match.
1601
01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:31,566
Gemma N., 30, an art dealer.
1602
01:49:31,649 --> 01:49:33,150
Vi, I have to go.
1603
01:49:33,234 --> 01:49:35,987
[Violet] Fine, but hear the offer first.
1604
01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:37,071
I will.
1605
01:49:37,154 --> 01:49:38,197
[Violet] Call me.
1606
01:49:42,159 --> 01:49:43,536
Hi.
1607
01:49:43,619 --> 01:49:44,620
Hi.
1608
01:49:53,796 --> 01:49:56,591
How would you like to make
a very bad financial decision?
1609
01:50:00,553 --> 01:50:02,555
[romantic indie music playing]
1610
01:50:23,075 --> 01:50:25,077
[lively chatter]
1611
01:53:56,872 --> 01:53:57,873
[music fades]
1612
01:53:57,957 --> 01:54:00,084
[indistinct announcement on PA]
1613
01:54:02,086 --> 01:54:04,088
[romantic folk music playing]
1614
01:56:09,421 --> 01:56:10,422
[music fades]