1 00:00:34,093 --> 00:00:35,524 Great. 2 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,410 Okay. 3 00:01:17,094 --> 00:01:18,739 Ease up, Walt. 4 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:28,957 Fuck! The money! Get up on the roof. 5 00:01:29,898 --> 00:01:32,092 - How was the handball game? - We won. 6 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,803 You always win, man. Shit, I missed it again. 7 00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:37,598 - What about that pizza? - I gotta get to the game. 8 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,090 - Hey, Walt, how're you doing? - Hi, John. 9 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,438 - Hey, Walt. - Yeah? 10 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:47,144 - Counting on you for Thursday? - What do you think? Sure. 11 00:02:02,973 --> 00:02:04,570 I gotta go. 12 00:02:13,275 --> 00:02:15,335 Hey, I love your hat. 13 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:19,340 We're here. 14 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,604 Hey, whatcha got there? 15 00:02:25,704 --> 00:02:26,814 Love letters? 16 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,270 Looks more like a "Dear John" letter to me. 17 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:31,026 Hey, everybody needs love, honey. 18 00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:33,112 All I need is a jock. 19 00:02:33,212 --> 00:02:36,814 They are not girls, they are not boys. 20 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:41,120 They can't help it. They was born like that. 21 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:44,656 Something in their throat. 22 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:03,142 - Hey, Walt. - Hey, Pogo, how're you doing? 23 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:05,302 - Not good. - What happened? 24 00:03:05,536 --> 00:03:08,390 - You remember Ashley, my girlfriend? - Yeah. 25 00:03:09,707 --> 00:03:11,731 She fucking left me, bro. 26 00:03:12,209 --> 00:03:14,850 What do you want? She looked like she was 14. 27 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:36,592 Hey, hey, shut the fucking window 28 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:37,760 or shut the fuck up! 29 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,803 You shut your fucking window! 30 00:03:39,903 --> 00:03:41,055 Fucking faggots! 31 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:43,345 The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker! 32 00:03:44,074 --> 00:03:46,181 Fuck you and the gay community! 33 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:50,808 Fuck you and your "Let's get married and have kids and a dog" community! 34 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:03,407 Fucking demented fucking fruitcakes. 35 00:04:12,936 --> 00:04:14,880 He's not here, the little fuck. 36 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:18,666 Fuck, fuck the motherfucker. I told you, I don't trust him. 37 00:05:06,323 --> 00:05:10,471 WALTER KOONTZ, FOR BRAVERY UNDER FIRE IN THE LINE OF DUTY 38 00:06:20,522 --> 00:06:22,464 You're lookin' sharp, Walter. 39 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:25,374 Save it for your paying customers, babe. 40 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:40,734 Sweetheart, I was in bed last night and I saw a rat run across my rug. 41 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,191 No, I'm sure you're mistaken. 42 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,112 You're not listening to me. 43 00:06:46,924 --> 00:06:49,034 I was in bed last night 44 00:06:49,134 --> 00:06:51,996 and I saw a rat run across the rug, okay? 45 00:06:52,096 --> 00:06:54,120 Rats? We have no rats here. 46 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:56,458 Could you send Jaime 47 00:06:56,558 --> 00:06:57,710 to check my apartment 48 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:59,585 tomorrow, please? 49 00:07:00,062 --> 00:07:02,122 I am late for work. 50 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:17,395 Come on, Amber. 51 00:07:19,832 --> 00:07:21,310 Thanks, Cristal. 52 00:07:22,835 --> 00:07:24,562 Hurry. 53 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:31,355 Get! 54 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:39,784 It'll be all right. You'll see. 55 00:07:47,109 --> 00:07:48,836 How're you doing tonight? 56 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,607 Hey, Walt, how you doin'? Have you met Sal? 57 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,019 Hi, Walt. 58 00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:09,154 Hey, baby, what're you doing? 59 00:08:54,218 --> 00:08:57,950 Comfy? Got you comfy? Well, welcome everybody. 60 00:08:58,389 --> 00:09:01,750 You all look fabulous, you look fucking great, yeah. 61 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,875 Except for this table over here. 62 00:09:04,061 --> 00:09:06,880 Who's from Brooklyn here? Any guys from Brooklyn? 63 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:11,165 Oh, hey, sweetie, you guys like girls with big fat asses. 64 00:09:11,694 --> 00:09:14,762 Big old tits, right? Why don't you come up here? 65 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,062 Just stand right there. Don't come any closer. 66 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:25,316 Guys like you beat my ass once I leave the club. 67 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:29,860 You love me when I'm here, when I leave you beat the shit out of me. 68 00:09:30,129 --> 00:09:31,856 All right. 69 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:35,821 Take your fuckin' hand off my shoulder. 70 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:39,326 Oh, my God! Are you gay? 71 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:41,027 A little bit. 72 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:44,534 Only a little bit. 73 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,791 And I'm a little bit of a girl. 74 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:52,505 Just a little bit. I'm all woman. All right, I want you to bend over. 75 00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:56,177 I want you to kiss my ass. 76 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,799 That's it. 77 00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:05,761 Think of me as a present and it's Christmas. 78 00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:10,398 All right, have a seat. Look at you. Jesus Christ. 79 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,739 All right, honey. I'm going to invite 80 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:17,076 our first big number on the stage. 81 00:10:17,176 --> 00:10:20,445 And she's wonderful. All right, "Amazing Grace", thank you. 82 00:10:35,486 --> 00:10:37,846 My father married 83 00:10:37,946 --> 00:10:39,804 a pure Cherokee. 84 00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:43,932 My mother's people were ashamed of me. 85 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:49,560 The indians said that I was white by law. 86 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:54,434 The white man always called me "indian squaw". 87 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,569 Half-breed, 88 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:04,038 that's all I ever heard, half-breed. 89 00:11:08,227 --> 00:11:10,951 How come you never "aks" me to dance, huh, Walt? 90 00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:13,417 How come always Karen? 91 00:11:15,234 --> 00:11:18,012 Cause Karen's a lady and you ain't. You're a whore. 92 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,764 How many times do I have to tell you? I don't go with whores. 93 00:11:20,864 --> 00:11:24,182 - I'm not a whore, Walt. - You're not? Okay. 94 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,765 I'm ready. 95 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,973 I'm running kind of short on my rent again. 96 00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:28,487 That enough? 97 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,579 Thank you, baby. 98 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:46,344 - What a man. - What a woman. 99 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,346 See you next week. 100 00:12:51,497 --> 00:12:53,687 I'll count the days. 101 00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:06,450 That's a good boy, Leonard. 102 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,288 Just gimme my money. 103 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:04,339 What you fuckers doin'? Fuck you! 104 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,966 Black! Black! 105 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:41,160 You shot her! Motherfucker, why'd you shoot her? 106 00:14:41,565 --> 00:14:43,756 You've fuckin' killed her, man. 107 00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,284 Sir, can you hear me? 108 00:15:36,495 --> 00:15:38,306 Are you awake? 109 00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:42,234 I'm Dr. Nirmala. Can you hear me? 110 00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,857 Do you understand me? 111 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,864 You've had a stroke. 112 00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:50,326 There is some paralysis on your right side. 113 00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:53,078 Mr. Koontz, I'm detective Noonan. 114 00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:56,123 In the early morning hours of October 3, you heard gun shots. 115 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:59,209 You attempted to confront the perpetrators 116 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,871 before your heart attack. 117 00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:03,672 - Actually, a stroke. - Right, sorry. 118 00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:06,662 Did you get a look at the killers? Could you identify them? 119 00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:16,846 You're here for Amber Garca Sánchez? 120 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,721 I'm here to identify the body. 121 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,767 And your relationship to the deceased? 122 00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:29,737 Just a friend. 123 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,702 Fucking stupid... 124 00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:35,364 Where's the money? 125 00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:45,421 We've been over every square inch. Roof, basement, now this shithouse. 126 00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:53,211 Miss Cristal, are you in there? 127 00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:55,425 Open the door, bitch! 128 00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:58,051 Open the goddamn door, bitch! 129 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,204 All set, Mr. Koontz? 130 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:20,374 I've arranged for one of our volunteers to drive you home. 131 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,499 I'm going home alone. 132 00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:25,079 By yourself? 133 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:27,327 Alone? 134 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,170 - But why? - I'm okay. 135 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,921 To see if I can. 136 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,603 Hey, pop, Jesus Christ, come here. Check this out. 137 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,807 Walt, do you need a little help? 138 00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:49,778 Walt. Walt? You need a little help, Walt? 139 00:17:49,878 --> 00:17:51,855 I'm okay. 140 00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,822 - What happened him? - Aw, shit. 141 00:18:01,223 --> 00:18:05,371 Walter Koontz, why are you walking so funny? 142 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,588 A stroke. 143 00:18:10,149 --> 00:18:12,176 You think that's bad? 144 00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:15,545 I didn't sleep a wink last night. 145 00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:00,646 Oh, God. 146 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,325 Welcome home. 147 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:10,294 What the fuck did you do to my place? You Neanderthals! 148 00:20:10,394 --> 00:20:12,421 I'll fuck you up worse if you don't give us our money. 149 00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:13,631 What money? 150 00:20:13,731 --> 00:20:16,175 The money Amber gave you to fuckin' hide, motherfucker. 151 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,761 Honey, if I had any money I'd move to a better neighborhood 152 00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:21,347 where I wouldn't have to deal with scum like you. 153 00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:22,961 Fucking bitch! 154 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,264 You homicidal maniacs are so sensitive. 155 00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:30,147 - What the fuck is this? - No! 156 00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:32,942 Don't! Don't! Don't! 157 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:34,390 What is it? 158 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,904 What the fuck is this shit? 159 00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,572 It's Amber's ashes. 160 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,112 Shit! Shit! 161 00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:47,456 Get the fuck outta here! 162 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:49,458 Get the fuck outta here! 163 00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:50,918 We'll be watching you, faggot. 164 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:54,454 Oh, watch my ass! Watch my ass! 165 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,575 Ashley, 166 00:21:26,095 --> 00:21:28,653 why did you trash me 167 00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:33,078 like some used-up soda can? 168 00:21:33,852 --> 00:21:35,628 Ashley, 169 00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:38,496 why did you trash me? 170 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:42,467 I was supposed to be your man. 171 00:21:43,654 --> 00:21:45,251 Ashley, 172 00:21:45,989 --> 00:21:48,381 you're a fuckin' bitch. 173 00:21:49,159 --> 00:21:52,347 You left me for a guy named Lance. 174 00:21:53,163 --> 00:21:54,974 Ashley, 175 00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:57,809 you're really stupid. 176 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:02,271 Cause I was savin' up to take you to France. 177 00:22:03,716 --> 00:22:06,903 Yeah, I was going to take you to France. 178 00:22:16,437 --> 00:22:18,082 Mr. Koontz? 179 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:20,705 It's Dr. Nirmala. 180 00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:22,882 Are you in there? 181 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:36,103 Mr. Wilcox at the front desk said you were in. 182 00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:41,736 Hello, Mr. Koontz. 183 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:46,985 I've been so concerned, Mr. Koontz. 184 00:22:48,177 --> 00:22:51,956 You didn't return to the hospital for your physical therapy. 185 00:22:52,056 --> 00:22:54,697 You don't answer your telephone. 186 00:22:56,393 --> 00:22:59,046 And your friends say that you never visit them 187 00:22:59,146 --> 00:23:02,036 and you don't allow them to visit you. 188 00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:08,514 And Mr. Pim, the grocer, 189 00:23:08,614 --> 00:23:11,392 he says that you shop once a week 190 00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:14,264 and that late at night. 191 00:23:14,411 --> 00:23:16,436 Now I can understand. 192 00:23:16,747 --> 00:23:21,393 You don't want your friends to see you, perhaps not as you once were. 193 00:23:21,585 --> 00:23:24,154 But if you came in for your therapy 194 00:23:24,254 --> 00:23:26,480 you'd improve. 195 00:23:26,882 --> 00:23:28,989 And so would your spirits. 196 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:37,456 I can arrange to have a physical therapist come here. 197 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:40,085 3 times a week. Hmm? 198 00:23:46,151 --> 00:23:48,176 Would you like that? 199 00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:55,596 Of course, it's going to be more expensive than at the hospital. 200 00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:04,775 What else do I have to spend my money on? 201 00:24:12,136 --> 00:24:14,825 Some bitch... She stinks! 202 00:24:14,972 --> 00:24:17,791 Keep your voices down. Just keep your voices down. 203 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,619 Shut the fuck up. 204 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:21,337 Shit, man. 205 00:24:21,437 --> 00:24:24,956 Don't tell me to keep shit down. Where's the fuckin' bitch at? 206 00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:30,299 That skanky hole has my money. 207 00:24:35,242 --> 00:24:36,673 Hi. 208 00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:41,688 Well, how are you? 209 00:24:42,249 --> 00:24:45,235 I mean, I heard you got hurt trying to save Amber. 210 00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:47,941 You know, and she was a friend of mine. 211 00:24:48,630 --> 00:24:51,492 So I... I really... Well, I want to thank you, 212 00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:54,115 and I'm sorry about... 213 00:24:54,636 --> 00:24:56,827 Oh, here, let me help you, sweetheart. 214 00:25:00,851 --> 00:25:02,413 Get away. 215 00:25:02,603 --> 00:25:04,912 - Are you okay? - Get away from me! 216 00:25:08,901 --> 00:25:12,420 Don't be like that, for God's sake. 217 00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:16,225 What, are you worried I might be catchy? 218 00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:18,811 Or you might suffer from a severe jewelry rash? 219 00:25:18,911 --> 00:25:20,426 Go fuck yourself. 220 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,148 I've had worse, big boy. 221 00:25:35,803 --> 00:25:37,910 Happy Halloween! 222 00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:43,826 - Are you registered to vote? - Yes, I am. 223 00:25:44,395 --> 00:25:46,206 Republican? 224 00:25:47,815 --> 00:25:49,800 It's just teetering on interesting. 225 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:53,554 Look, it's very simple. You sign up for the "Flawless" contest. 226 00:25:53,654 --> 00:25:57,505 If we don't receive your entrance Fee within 2 weeks, you're 86'd. 227 00:25:59,952 --> 00:26:02,593 - Ladies. - Hi, sweetheart. 228 00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:05,524 Is it just me or are drag queens getting more demented every year? 229 00:26:05,624 --> 00:26:07,526 - It's just you, honey. - It's you, hon, that's for sure. 230 00:26:07,626 --> 00:26:10,654 How come the goddamn entrance fee went up? 231 00:26:10,754 --> 00:26:11,864 The cost of living, sweetie. 232 00:26:11,964 --> 00:26:13,365 100 fucking dollars. 233 00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:15,409 My God, whose living is that? 234 00:26:15,509 --> 00:26:18,787 Not that it matters. I think we all know who's going to win. 235 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:21,165 My little Hispanic hotcake. 236 00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:23,500 You truly are flawless, Cha-cha. 237 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,586 She ain't gonna win this year, no fuckin' way. 238 00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:27,421 Yeah, you prehistoric fucking bitch. 239 00:26:27,521 --> 00:26:29,498 It's "America's "Least Wanted". 240 00:26:30,649 --> 00:26:31,962 Bitch. 241 00:26:32,109 --> 00:26:35,545 I heard your tired pussy was on sale at the international House of Cunts. 242 00:26:36,071 --> 00:26:37,723 - Yeah, with your momma, bitch. - Oh, you... 243 00:26:37,823 --> 00:26:39,420 Take it to the street, please. 244 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,434 I need some butch faggots over here. 245 00:26:45,956 --> 00:26:47,851 I need some dykes! 246 00:26:53,255 --> 00:26:55,778 Shit, thrown out again! 247 00:26:58,719 --> 00:27:00,120 Oh, hi. 248 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,998 Is Walt...? Could I...? 249 00:27:03,098 --> 00:27:05,455 - He's here, come on. - Thanks. 250 00:27:07,936 --> 00:27:09,368 Hey, buddy. 251 00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:14,301 You know how many times I knocked on your door and rang your phone? 252 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:15,970 I've been real worried. 253 00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,471 I'm his physical therapist. 254 00:27:17,571 --> 00:27:19,631 - Le Shaun Williams. - Tommy Walsh. 255 00:27:19,907 --> 00:27:22,768 I'm on my lunchhour. I thought I'd stop by. 256 00:27:22,868 --> 00:27:24,181 Sure. 257 00:27:27,581 --> 00:27:30,140 So, Walt, how you doin'? 258 00:27:34,254 --> 00:27:37,199 Hey, what's your name? 259 00:27:37,299 --> 00:27:38,777 Le Shaun. 260 00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:42,410 You take good care of my buddy here. He's a real hero, you know. 261 00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:45,207 He saved me, 262 00:27:45,307 --> 00:27:48,459 the other guard Joe, and 14 hostages in 1988. 263 00:27:50,187 --> 00:27:52,423 Hey, Tom, please... 264 00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:56,090 That's how he won early retirement. Look here, a letter from Mayor Koch. 265 00:27:57,861 --> 00:28:00,014 - There's a bravery medal. - Man. 266 00:28:00,114 --> 00:28:02,055 Tommy, please. 267 00:28:02,199 --> 00:28:03,761 Look at this. 268 00:28:04,076 --> 00:28:06,635 This is Walt, right here, in the middle. 269 00:28:07,079 --> 00:28:09,223 That's Joe, that's me. 270 00:28:10,374 --> 00:28:12,766 I'm pistol whipped down on the floor. 271 00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:14,903 Joe's shittin' in his pants. 272 00:28:15,003 --> 00:28:17,364 Walt, pistol whipped also, 273 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:21,530 bleedin' like a mother, he pretends like he's knocked out. 274 00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:24,327 All of a sudden... Blam, blam! 275 00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:27,827 He shoots. Two thieving motherfuckers go down. 276 00:28:31,687 --> 00:28:35,503 You want I should tell them to shut up? Hey, shut the fuck up! 277 00:28:35,691 --> 00:28:37,843 Girls, look, a man in uniform! 278 00:28:37,943 --> 00:28:39,588 Holy shit! 279 00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:42,805 Jesus Christ. 280 00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:49,805 Fuckin' freak show. 281 00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:54,472 Well, I should go. 282 00:28:56,795 --> 00:29:01,110 Walt, if... You need anything? 283 00:29:01,550 --> 00:29:03,326 I'm okay. 284 00:29:04,178 --> 00:29:07,456 I guess you heard that Amber, that little hooker upstairs, 285 00:29:07,556 --> 00:29:10,826 and her sleaze boyfriend stole off Mr. Z. 286 00:29:10,934 --> 00:29:14,418 So it was his guys and him that you were shooting at. 287 00:29:14,855 --> 00:29:17,091 They still can't find the money. 288 00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:20,793 And the cops can't do anything. Mr. Z's got them in his pocket. 289 00:29:20,944 --> 00:29:22,091 Anyways... 290 00:29:22,988 --> 00:29:26,804 Hey, do me a favor, will you? Pick up the phone when I call you. 291 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:30,187 Take good care of him. What was your name again? 292 00:29:30,287 --> 00:29:31,635 Le Shaun. 293 00:29:31,955 --> 00:29:33,434 Right, yeah. 294 00:29:33,665 --> 00:29:36,022 - All right. - I'll see ya's. 295 00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:39,987 Take it easy, Walt. 296 00:29:43,675 --> 00:29:47,741 I've had some real success with stroke patients improving speech. 297 00:29:48,263 --> 00:29:49,861 You know how? 298 00:29:50,015 --> 00:29:51,333 Don't laugh. 299 00:29:51,433 --> 00:29:52,865 Singing lessons. 300 00:29:53,018 --> 00:29:55,546 It relaxes you. A lot of people like singing. 301 00:29:55,646 --> 00:29:58,169 I got a card in my bag for a lady uptown. 302 00:29:58,816 --> 00:30:01,623 Mildred something. She's good. 303 00:30:02,277 --> 00:30:03,970 You gotta start getting out soon, anyway. 304 00:30:04,655 --> 00:30:09,301 You start talkin' better and visit with your friends on the phone. 305 00:30:09,493 --> 00:30:11,600 You could even have phone sex. 306 00:30:13,831 --> 00:30:16,692 Call us, call us now. 307 00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:20,112 Hot, wild girls waiting by the phone. 308 00:30:20,212 --> 00:30:23,898 We're hot and wild. The girl of your dreams 309 00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:29,326 is waiting by the phone. She'll make your fantasies come true. 310 00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:31,236 Just call. 311 00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:33,867 Pick up the phone. 312 00:30:51,368 --> 00:30:54,141 Hey, buddy, you okay? I didn't hit you, did I? 313 00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:56,815 He slipped on the ice. 314 00:30:56,915 --> 00:30:59,439 Mr. Koontz, please, let me help you. 315 00:31:00,419 --> 00:31:01,731 You okay? 316 00:31:02,212 --> 00:31:03,525 Yeah? 317 00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:07,566 - I'm okay. - You dropped something. 318 00:31:08,594 --> 00:31:10,820 I'll go get the door. 319 00:31:12,014 --> 00:31:15,332 You want this? Is this your card? I think it is. 320 00:31:24,026 --> 00:31:26,382 Let me guess. A Jehovah's Witness. 321 00:31:26,862 --> 00:31:30,963 I was wondering if I could pay you... 322 00:31:31,325 --> 00:31:34,927 pay you for singing lessons. 323 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,853 I'm sorry. 324 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:43,648 I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick. 325 00:31:45,255 --> 00:31:47,481 I'm sure you did. 326 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:01,747 Wait a minute, wait. Fuck! 327 00:32:06,694 --> 00:32:09,013 Honey, could you pay cash? 328 00:32:09,113 --> 00:32:11,007 I don't wan' your pity. 329 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,476 I don't want your fucking pity either, all right? 330 00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:16,601 I need the money. 331 00:32:18,747 --> 00:32:21,685 I'll call you from the window tomorrow when I'm ready. 332 00:32:27,005 --> 00:32:29,611 It's always the same up here. 333 00:32:31,969 --> 00:32:36,165 Fuckin' bitch! Hey, bitch! Bitch, where the fuck is Cristal? 334 00:32:36,265 --> 00:32:38,584 - Where the fuck is she? - She's there! Right there! 335 00:32:38,684 --> 00:32:40,459 Yeah, yeah. 336 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,294 Wait a minute, motherfucker. 337 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:47,546 Fuckin' bitch! 338 00:32:52,114 --> 00:32:55,432 My leg, I've hurt my leg! What do you want from me? 339 00:32:56,326 --> 00:32:58,600 - What do you want? - Shut up! 340 00:32:58,704 --> 00:33:00,147 Mr. Z's fuckin' money! 341 00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:02,816 I swear I know nothin'. I don't know nothin'. 342 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:05,392 So why the fuck you disappear and make like Carl Lewis? 343 00:33:05,502 --> 00:33:09,318 I heard you was after me, I seen what you done to Amber and Raymond. 344 00:33:09,673 --> 00:33:11,116 Yeah, and the same thing happens to you 345 00:33:11,216 --> 00:33:13,744 - if he doesn't get his money back. - Do I look like I got money? 346 00:33:13,844 --> 00:33:15,821 You think I'd be working 10th? 347 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,286 You're lying. You're fucking lying. 348 00:33:19,725 --> 00:33:21,750 No, don't. 349 00:33:23,062 --> 00:33:25,750 - What? - No, stop it! 350 00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:29,088 Can you give me money? 351 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:33,087 Give me some money, fucking shits. 352 00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:36,674 Welcome to Fairyland. 353 00:33:36,784 --> 00:33:38,927 We hope you enjoy the ride. 354 00:33:39,078 --> 00:33:42,347 Do not stand up in the cars and, please, 355 00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:45,815 leave your attitude outside. All right? 356 00:33:46,835 --> 00:33:49,560 Honey, that was a joke, okay? 357 00:33:50,297 --> 00:33:53,909 I hate people who think they're funny. 358 00:33:54,009 --> 00:33:56,864 I bet you hate a lot of things. 359 00:34:01,809 --> 00:34:03,370 All right. 360 00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:06,797 Well, I thought we'd start with the scales. 361 00:34:06,897 --> 00:34:08,957 All right, do you know the scales? 362 00:34:10,192 --> 00:34:12,678 Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do. 363 00:34:12,778 --> 00:34:15,799 All right, Grumpy, Sneezy and Horny. 364 00:34:17,574 --> 00:34:19,635 All right, shall we begin? 365 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,681 One more time. 366 00:34:32,089 --> 00:34:33,567 Move on. 367 00:34:37,886 --> 00:34:39,913 Honey, I can't hear you. 368 00:34:40,013 --> 00:34:43,584 I am not Jodie Foster and this is not "Silence of the Lambs". 369 00:34:43,684 --> 00:34:47,212 Your voice is a muscle, all right? And you can 370 00:34:47,312 --> 00:34:49,173 exercise it, okay? 371 00:34:49,273 --> 00:34:53,374 What? You can exercise it, don't be afraid. All right? 372 00:34:58,991 --> 00:35:00,422 Okay, that's better. 373 00:35:00,784 --> 00:35:02,381 All right, let's move on. 374 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,361 See? That's better, that was a lot better. Okay, good, going for fa. 375 00:35:21,013 --> 00:35:23,038 Come on, you can do it. 376 00:35:26,852 --> 00:35:28,710 "Sing out, Louise!" 377 00:35:31,899 --> 00:35:34,290 Nah, this is bullshit. 378 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:37,838 Can't do it. Here, I'll pay you. Can't do it. 379 00:35:38,030 --> 00:35:40,802 - Hey, this is your idea. - Bad idea. 380 00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:43,883 Can't do it. Bullshit. 381 00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:46,427 Can't do it. 382 00:35:47,748 --> 00:35:49,149 Can't do this. 383 00:35:49,249 --> 00:35:52,567 Honey, "can't" lives on "won't" street, all right? 384 00:35:54,463 --> 00:35:57,733 Why don't you try "fucking faggot"? 385 00:35:58,258 --> 00:36:02,157 You were always pretty good at shouting that across the alley. 386 00:36:03,138 --> 00:36:04,914 Fuckin' faggot. 387 00:36:05,057 --> 00:36:06,369 Prick. 388 00:36:06,725 --> 00:36:08,877 - Cocksucker. - Asshole. 389 00:36:08,977 --> 00:36:11,501 - Girlie man - Republican. 390 00:36:11,814 --> 00:36:14,538 - Queer. - Fascist. 391 00:36:16,777 --> 00:36:19,549 - Scumbag. - Shitleader fucker. 392 00:36:20,072 --> 00:36:22,182 Fuckin' fruitcake. 393 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:24,852 - Nazi. - Open the fuckin' door. 394 00:36:24,952 --> 00:36:27,344 I'll fucking help you out of the door. 395 00:36:27,454 --> 00:36:29,231 Fuckin' faggot. 396 00:36:29,331 --> 00:36:30,679 There you go. 397 00:36:32,584 --> 00:36:34,278 It's open, there you go. 398 00:36:34,378 --> 00:36:36,718 If you came here with a bellyful of self pity, 399 00:36:36,818 --> 00:36:39,116 you came to the wrong place. 400 00:36:39,216 --> 00:36:42,866 I left sensitivity back in the sandpile. 401 00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:10,098 All right, girl. 402 00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:14,276 Michelle Pfeiffer 403 00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:17,184 goes after "A Dangerous Mind". 404 00:37:29,224 --> 00:37:30,537 I know you're in there. 405 00:37:31,435 --> 00:37:33,910 You paid for the lesson, you might as well get it. 406 00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:37,254 Come on, open the door. 407 00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:40,678 Walt, I want you, baby. 408 00:37:40,778 --> 00:37:43,597 Oh, want me, be my man. 409 00:37:43,697 --> 00:37:46,267 Please, put it inside of me. 410 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,686 Break it off in me, daddy. 411 00:37:48,786 --> 00:37:51,225 Break it off in me. 412 00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,903 What the fuck's the matter with you? 413 00:37:58,003 --> 00:37:59,363 Okay, okay. 414 00:37:59,463 --> 00:38:00,656 What the fuck you doin'? 415 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,950 All right, we had a few words. 416 00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:06,912 None we haven't heard or used before. Is that it? You just quit? 417 00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:09,081 - Fuck you. - Fuck you too. 418 00:38:09,181 --> 00:38:10,743 Fuck you. 419 00:38:11,934 --> 00:38:13,961 Having a little trouble with the F sound? 420 00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:16,213 Get out. Get out! 421 00:38:16,313 --> 00:38:18,757 - Fine, fine. I told your... - Fucking faggot. 422 00:38:18,857 --> 00:38:21,249 I told your doctor it would never work. 423 00:38:22,277 --> 00:38:26,015 You talked to Dr. Nirmala? 424 00:38:26,115 --> 00:38:28,258 - Yeah. - Nirmala? 425 00:38:28,951 --> 00:38:32,313 She's a very fine woman. She helped a friend of mine who died of AIDS. 426 00:38:32,413 --> 00:38:33,731 Miss Burma. 427 00:38:33,831 --> 00:38:37,026 If I was going to teach you I wanted to make sure I was doing it right. 428 00:38:37,126 --> 00:38:40,279 You know, like Anne Bancroft, 429 00:38:40,379 --> 00:38:42,364 "The Miracle Worker". 430 00:38:42,464 --> 00:38:45,865 I don't need no fag with a heart of gold. 431 00:38:46,051 --> 00:38:48,287 You see a crown of thorns on my head? 432 00:38:48,387 --> 00:38:51,498 Only rhinestones, sweetheart. I am no Brother Teresa. 433 00:38:51,598 --> 00:38:54,406 I told you, I need the money. I got big plans. 434 00:38:58,313 --> 00:39:01,008 You got a letter from Ed Koch. 435 00:39:01,108 --> 00:39:03,049 When New York was fun. 436 00:39:03,861 --> 00:39:07,759 Oh, you're a bowler! That's so cute. 437 00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:11,472 Third place. Pretty good. 438 00:39:13,203 --> 00:39:16,936 I always heard you were some kind of hero. 439 00:39:17,708 --> 00:39:20,313 Look where it got me. 440 00:39:22,504 --> 00:39:24,196 Hey, you know. 441 00:39:24,548 --> 00:39:28,067 You got a rough break. Who didn't? 442 00:39:30,554 --> 00:39:33,123 Like, I see you sitting there all alone. 443 00:39:33,223 --> 00:39:36,043 You know, all the time, hiding 444 00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:38,087 from life, you know. 445 00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:40,547 Life... Life is shit. 446 00:39:40,647 --> 00:39:41,966 Aren't you just a little 447 00:39:42,066 --> 00:39:43,544 ray of sunshine? 448 00:39:44,151 --> 00:39:46,679 Please allow me to leave you sitting there all alone on your pity pot 449 00:39:46,779 --> 00:39:49,640 cause I've been there before, sweetheart. 450 00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:53,473 "Poor me, poor me... Pour me another." All right? 451 00:39:57,790 --> 00:39:59,268 Okay. 452 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:02,224 Honey, are you coming upstairs 453 00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:07,156 to face the music like the man you're supposed to be, 454 00:40:08,092 --> 00:40:12,406 or should I just get Dr. Kevorkian's fucking phone number for you? 455 00:40:21,355 --> 00:40:23,415 Your favorite note. 456 00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:36,979 He's so adorable. 457 00:40:37,079 --> 00:40:38,897 Play that funky music, 458 00:40:38,997 --> 00:40:40,899 white boy. All right. 459 00:40:40,999 --> 00:40:44,778 Okay, I think you're doing pretty good with the scales. 460 00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:47,188 We need to start working on a song. 461 00:40:47,965 --> 00:40:49,361 All right. 462 00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:53,078 Oh, listen, "Everything's Coming Up Roses". 463 00:40:53,178 --> 00:40:55,873 Peppy, positive, Sondheim. No? 464 00:40:55,973 --> 00:40:59,001 Okay. Moving right along. 465 00:40:59,101 --> 00:41:01,587 Probably you're into Sinatra. 466 00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:06,167 I don't do Sinatra, although I'm sure I'm the only girl who hasn't. 467 00:41:07,276 --> 00:41:09,917 How about a tango? 468 00:41:10,446 --> 00:41:15,222 So you're a tango dancer, are you? 469 00:41:16,326 --> 00:41:18,387 Was. Was. 470 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,933 Yeah. 471 00:41:20,539 --> 00:41:22,683 You will be again, lovey. 472 00:41:25,127 --> 00:41:26,236 I know a song 473 00:41:26,336 --> 00:41:28,942 you'll probably love. All right, hold on. 474 00:41:29,339 --> 00:41:30,688 It's right here... 475 00:41:39,183 --> 00:41:40,334 Sorry, girl. 476 00:41:40,434 --> 00:41:42,419 We didn't know you was entertaining. 477 00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:45,160 We're going downstairs for some pizza. 478 00:41:45,356 --> 00:41:47,841 Yeah, we're going to go watch Carmine 479 00:41:47,941 --> 00:41:51,176 twirl that pizza dough with those big muscles of his. Want to come? 480 00:41:51,362 --> 00:41:53,764 Ladies, this is 481 00:41:53,864 --> 00:41:55,841 Walt, from downstairs. 482 00:41:56,116 --> 00:41:58,560 He's taking singing lessons, all right? 483 00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:01,385 I just wanted to find out about my blue dress. 484 00:42:02,539 --> 00:42:04,646 - I'm sorry. - Try this on. 485 00:42:06,668 --> 00:42:08,904 You'd better watch out for Rusty, honey. 486 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,990 She likes you straight guys. 487 00:42:11,090 --> 00:42:12,402 Like you. 488 00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:17,576 Miss Thing, shove a landmine in that big hole you call a mouth. 489 00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:21,331 How you doin', baby? My name's Cha-Cha de los Santos Prez Cueva. 490 00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:24,417 You just call me Cha-Cha. 491 00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:29,466 I'm sorry, you have a "My Left Foot" thing going on, don't you? 492 00:42:29,566 --> 00:42:33,053 - All right, out, out, out. - Girl! 493 00:42:33,153 --> 00:42:35,178 I think we got the message. 494 00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:37,299 Yoohoo, Miss Taco Bell, vámonos. 495 00:42:37,783 --> 00:42:39,179 Bye, Mr. My Left Foot. 496 00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:42,727 Vámonos, all right? I'll say good-bye to you all. 497 00:42:42,913 --> 00:42:44,510 Miss you already. 498 00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:49,977 Sorry about that. They are so much work. 499 00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:52,526 All right. 500 00:42:52,715 --> 00:42:55,190 Is this the real you, or what? 501 00:42:55,968 --> 00:42:58,954 Give to me some men who are stout hearted men, 502 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:01,081 who will fight for the right 503 00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:02,613 they adore... 504 00:43:02,766 --> 00:43:04,411 Ooh, macho men. 505 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,254 Macho man kill bear, shit in woods. 506 00:43:09,565 --> 00:43:12,254 Am I right? You'll love it, honey. 507 00:43:12,568 --> 00:43:13,677 All right. 508 00:43:13,777 --> 00:43:16,263 Now a start with Give to me some men... 509 00:43:16,363 --> 00:43:19,800 You know, from the top of that song I thought would be really good. 510 00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:23,303 How long you been doing this? 511 00:43:23,829 --> 00:43:25,689 - Singing? - No. 512 00:43:25,789 --> 00:43:28,478 This drag queen type of thing. 513 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,738 Well, I've been in musicals 514 00:43:32,838 --> 00:43:35,616 at school ever since I was a little kid. 515 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:39,484 I was Prince Chulalongkorn in "the King and I". 516 00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:41,989 But I was miscast. 517 00:43:42,473 --> 00:43:46,335 Then I was the Lion in "The Wizard of Oz", and I was definitely miscast, 518 00:43:46,435 --> 00:43:48,329 but I was the only one, um... 519 00:43:49,355 --> 00:43:53,289 fat enough to fit into the costume. Whatever. 520 00:43:53,525 --> 00:43:56,011 And then in "The Snow Queen" 521 00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,973 where I was again totally miscast as the king. 522 00:43:59,073 --> 00:44:00,891 We were all on stage 523 00:44:00,991 --> 00:44:05,388 and they'd made these dry ice kettles so that smoke could come out of them. 524 00:44:05,496 --> 00:44:08,148 And one night, all of a sudden, 525 00:44:08,248 --> 00:44:10,234 one dry ice kettle exploded 526 00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:13,486 and dry ice flew everywhere. 527 00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:17,155 Pretty little Miss No Talent, who was playing the Snow Queen, 528 00:44:18,467 --> 00:44:21,829 dashed off the stage screaming and pulling her hair out. 529 00:44:21,929 --> 00:44:24,832 Well, the play must go on, I believe, 530 00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:27,039 and she had dropped her crown. 531 00:44:27,393 --> 00:44:29,086 Well, honey, I picked up that crown, 532 00:44:29,186 --> 00:44:33,713 put it on my head, 533 00:44:33,899 --> 00:44:38,960 and I was the greatest goddamn Snow Queen 534 00:44:39,321 --> 00:44:43,007 in the history of P.S. 11, Paramus, New Jersey. 535 00:44:43,242 --> 00:44:44,887 And then... 536 00:44:44,993 --> 00:44:47,219 I've been wearing dresses ever since. 537 00:44:48,205 --> 00:44:51,108 But I don't like the term "drag queen", you know, 538 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:55,154 because most drag queens just want to parade around looking flawless 539 00:44:55,254 --> 00:44:57,865 and if they sing, they lip synch to records. 540 00:44:57,965 --> 00:44:59,277 And... 541 00:45:01,927 --> 00:45:03,323 I'm a singer. 542 00:45:05,222 --> 00:45:07,496 I'm a female impressionist. 543 00:45:08,350 --> 00:45:10,576 I'm an artiste, you know? 544 00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:15,754 Who do you think you're bull shitting? 545 00:45:15,983 --> 00:45:19,301 You're a fucking drag queen. 546 00:45:25,659 --> 00:45:28,854 Let me savor those lovely words for a moment. 547 00:45:28,954 --> 00:45:31,809 What are you? Channeling Jesse Helms? 548 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:35,435 Don't be so... so... so sensitive. 549 00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:40,984 If you can take a dick you can take an insult. 550 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:44,321 Right, Walt. 551 00:45:44,678 --> 00:45:49,083 I'm not as stupid 552 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:51,041 as you think. 553 00:45:51,268 --> 00:45:52,378 Honey, 554 00:45:52,478 --> 00:45:56,376 you could never be as stupid as I think you are, all right? 555 00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:20,853 - Yes? - I owe you two weeks, right? 556 00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:24,362 Yes. 557 00:46:25,761 --> 00:46:27,868 And there's a week in advance. 558 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,957 Can I park my motor cycle in the back so it won't get ripped off? 559 00:46:33,352 --> 00:46:34,783 A motor cycle? 560 00:46:35,479 --> 00:46:38,334 That's $50 additional every week for parking. 561 00:46:39,608 --> 00:46:41,300 $50 dollars? 562 00:46:41,985 --> 00:46:43,298 No problem. 563 00:46:44,363 --> 00:46:47,681 - Take it easy. - Would you like a receipt for that? 564 00:46:47,866 --> 00:46:51,469 No, I trust you. You should lighten up a little bit, Leonard. 565 00:46:51,662 --> 00:46:53,473 - Come on, Tasha. - Bye. 566 00:46:54,123 --> 00:46:55,768 Have a nice evening. 567 00:47:19,106 --> 00:47:21,546 Don't push me! Don't push me! 568 00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:24,635 Please don't push me. Just stop it. 569 00:47:26,989 --> 00:47:30,508 Wait, wait, wait! 570 00:47:41,211 --> 00:47:42,196 Fuck you. 571 00:47:42,296 --> 00:47:44,403 I'm sorry! Please stay! 572 00:47:44,923 --> 00:47:46,236 Please. 573 00:47:57,978 --> 00:48:00,130 We're just going to start with "Shirley, Shirley". 574 00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:02,006 Boyfriend? 575 00:48:02,566 --> 00:48:04,922 - What, honey? - Your boyfriend? 576 00:48:06,445 --> 00:48:07,841 Yeah. 577 00:48:10,199 --> 00:48:11,547 It's complicated. 578 00:48:12,409 --> 00:48:13,971 He's married. 579 00:48:14,661 --> 00:48:16,389 He has two kids. 580 00:48:17,539 --> 00:48:20,063 And he fucking gambles. 581 00:48:20,584 --> 00:48:21,980 You know? 582 00:48:23,128 --> 00:48:24,476 On sports. 583 00:48:25,756 --> 00:48:29,952 He always needs money for new storm windows or something for his kids. 584 00:48:30,052 --> 00:48:33,073 So he says, but it's for gambling, and I know. 585 00:48:37,685 --> 00:48:40,623 He gambles with your money? 586 00:48:41,563 --> 00:48:43,789 Yeah, he gambles with my money. 587 00:48:45,526 --> 00:48:49,294 So you pay for sex? 588 00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:55,427 Honey, there's no romance without finance. 589 00:48:56,286 --> 00:48:59,059 I don't pay for sex. 590 00:48:59,665 --> 00:49:00,977 No? 591 00:49:03,168 --> 00:49:04,481 All right. 592 00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:10,159 You think if you've got a wifey or a girlfriend you don't pay? 593 00:49:10,259 --> 00:49:12,568 Honey, you pay, all right? 594 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,039 Have you ever been married? 595 00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:17,458 Don't answer. She probably died of some horrible disease 596 00:49:17,558 --> 00:49:19,914 and that made you what you are 597 00:49:22,229 --> 00:49:24,953 Well, she was a dancer. 598 00:49:25,733 --> 00:49:27,330 I worshipped her. 599 00:49:30,029 --> 00:49:34,343 She ran off with some guy 600 00:49:36,952 --> 00:49:41,219 who gave her a tattoo. 601 00:49:44,626 --> 00:49:47,232 Took everything, everything. 602 00:49:48,213 --> 00:49:51,531 The dog, everything. 603 00:49:55,929 --> 00:49:58,405 Honey, you shoulda gotten another dog. 604 00:49:59,850 --> 00:50:01,281 All right. 605 00:50:02,519 --> 00:50:04,165 Slowly now. 606 00:50:05,898 --> 00:50:07,258 Shirley. 607 00:50:07,358 --> 00:50:08,717 Shirley. 608 00:50:08,817 --> 00:50:10,379 Shirley. 609 00:50:12,821 --> 00:50:14,265 Oh, Christ. 610 00:50:14,365 --> 00:50:16,638 I'm sorry. Just... 611 00:50:16,909 --> 00:50:18,886 - "Shirley, Shirley". All right? - All right. 612 00:50:19,244 --> 00:50:21,803 Okay, okay, okay! 613 00:50:21,955 --> 00:50:23,897 Stop ringing. 614 00:50:26,877 --> 00:50:28,143 What? 615 00:50:29,046 --> 00:50:30,312 What? 616 00:50:35,302 --> 00:50:36,864 When? 617 00:50:43,936 --> 00:50:45,747 Hold on. 618 00:50:52,695 --> 00:50:55,218 We're going to have to stop for today, all right, sweetheart? 619 00:50:55,447 --> 00:50:57,804 I'm sorry, I have to stop. 620 00:51:10,963 --> 00:51:12,394 Hello. 621 00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:16,070 Hello? 622 00:51:17,010 --> 00:51:18,905 Who is this? 623 00:51:20,055 --> 00:51:22,447 - Walt. - Walter. 624 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:25,085 Is there anything you need? 625 00:51:25,185 --> 00:51:26,253 To tell you the truth, 626 00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:30,591 I was hoping maybe we would get together. 627 00:51:30,691 --> 00:51:31,759 Sure. 628 00:51:31,859 --> 00:51:34,963 You're a godsend, because I was 629 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:41,009 having trouble with my rent again this month. 630 00:51:44,872 --> 00:51:48,308 To tell you the truth, 631 00:51:49,752 --> 00:51:53,489 I'm kinda tapped right now. I don't have any money 632 00:51:53,589 --> 00:51:56,990 except for the therapy. 633 00:51:57,509 --> 00:51:58,857 I see. 634 00:51:59,553 --> 00:52:03,820 But we could still sort of get together. 635 00:52:04,308 --> 00:52:05,704 Oh, sure. 636 00:52:06,018 --> 00:52:10,498 How about some time next week? 637 00:52:11,732 --> 00:52:15,299 Listen, I'm going to be tied up for the next 638 00:52:15,611 --> 00:52:17,208 couple of weeks, 639 00:52:17,321 --> 00:52:19,298 but I'll call you. 640 00:52:20,157 --> 00:52:22,768 - I gotta go. - Okay, bye. 641 00:52:22,868 --> 00:52:24,103 - Bye, sweetie. - Sure. 642 00:52:24,203 --> 00:52:26,512 I'll call you. Bye. 643 00:52:41,970 --> 00:52:46,375 Don't go, cause she ain't interested in you 644 00:52:46,475 --> 00:52:48,877 or what picture you wanna see. She just... 645 00:52:48,977 --> 00:52:51,666 Mr. Pogo has returned. 646 00:52:53,857 --> 00:52:57,792 Where are you going? I haven't finished my story. 647 00:53:02,324 --> 00:53:04,643 - Nice wheels. - Thanks, man. 648 00:53:04,743 --> 00:53:07,384 - Musta cost you. - Yeah. 649 00:53:07,705 --> 00:53:09,432 Where'd you get the money? 650 00:53:11,834 --> 00:53:13,110 What the fuck, man... 651 00:53:13,210 --> 00:53:16,480 We hear you've been flashing around a lotta new cash. Where'd you get it? 652 00:53:16,797 --> 00:53:18,115 Look, some guy owed me money. 653 00:53:18,215 --> 00:53:20,993 What fuckin' guy? What guy? 654 00:53:21,093 --> 00:53:24,078 Fuck this shit. Tasha, we gotta get out of here. 655 00:53:28,767 --> 00:53:29,960 Oh, shit! 656 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:32,379 We're fucking the bitch. 657 00:53:32,479 --> 00:53:36,924 I'll tell you. Don't hurt the bike. I been dealing. 658 00:53:38,777 --> 00:53:40,209 Dealing? 659 00:53:40,404 --> 00:53:42,298 For who, motherfucker? 660 00:53:44,116 --> 00:53:45,559 Raido. 661 00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:46,769 You heard him? 662 00:53:46,869 --> 00:53:49,647 For that fat fuck in Mr. Z's territory? 663 00:53:49,747 --> 00:53:51,688 Bastard. 664 00:54:00,591 --> 00:54:02,366 Oh, shit! 665 00:54:05,429 --> 00:54:08,533 You deal around here again, you're fucking dead! 666 00:54:12,519 --> 00:54:13,671 You never said nothing 667 00:54:13,771 --> 00:54:15,582 about dealing drugs, 668 00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:17,334 prick! 669 00:54:24,782 --> 00:54:26,213 Tasha, 670 00:54:27,618 --> 00:54:29,974 I really thought you were the one. 671 00:54:32,164 --> 00:54:34,520 You just treated me like scum. 672 00:54:35,626 --> 00:54:39,561 Then you left me like a tornado leaves a town. 673 00:54:41,924 --> 00:54:43,742 I gave you love, 674 00:54:43,842 --> 00:54:45,867 I gave you gifts, 675 00:54:46,512 --> 00:54:48,572 and you treated me like shit. 676 00:54:49,765 --> 00:54:52,833 And you fuckin' kicked me when I was down. 677 00:54:54,436 --> 00:54:57,161 You fuckin' kicked me when I was down. 678 00:54:59,483 --> 00:55:00,843 So no more excuses, all right? 679 00:55:00,943 --> 00:55:04,960 When I call, answer the phone. Because I know you talked to Karen. 680 00:55:05,197 --> 00:55:08,384 - She told you? - No, Tia. 681 00:55:08,951 --> 00:55:11,729 You know, the young one at the dance club always had eyes for you. 682 00:55:11,829 --> 00:55:13,689 She's a whore, Tommy. 683 00:55:13,789 --> 00:55:17,192 Hey, they're all whores. Except my mother, may she rest in peace. 684 00:55:17,292 --> 00:55:18,986 Hey, watch it. 685 00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:21,442 And your mother, too, Le... 686 00:55:21,797 --> 00:55:23,275 What's your name again? 687 00:55:24,383 --> 00:55:25,534 Le Shaun. 688 00:55:25,634 --> 00:55:27,529 Le Shaun, right. 689 00:55:27,761 --> 00:55:30,372 Anyways, tomorrow's Saturday 690 00:55:30,472 --> 00:55:32,916 and the card game's at Vinnie's. 691 00:55:33,016 --> 00:55:36,535 The guys would sure love it if you would drop by, like old times. 692 00:55:38,230 --> 00:55:39,708 Maybe. 693 00:55:40,566 --> 00:55:43,302 Yeah, sure, and black is beautiful. 694 00:55:43,402 --> 00:55:46,007 Watch your mouth, all right? Fat boy. 695 00:55:46,113 --> 00:55:47,544 Fat boy? Who... 696 00:55:48,741 --> 00:55:50,601 - What's wrong with that? - ...the motherfucker do...? 697 00:55:50,701 --> 00:55:53,604 - Oh, now, watch it... - No, I'm watching you. 698 00:55:53,704 --> 00:55:56,725 You mad at me just because you look like Pillsbury Dough Boy? 699 00:55:57,791 --> 00:55:59,104 I am. 700 00:56:00,794 --> 00:56:02,821 - Oh, no, hold on. - No, come on. 701 00:56:02,921 --> 00:56:05,532 Walt, hand me the paddle. C'mon, hand me the paddle. 702 00:56:05,632 --> 00:56:08,035 You'd better get that paddle before you come over. 703 00:56:08,135 --> 00:56:10,037 Hey, come on, I said it to you on purpose. 704 00:56:10,137 --> 00:56:13,958 I know, you came from kings. I saw "Roots", all 20 nights of it. 705 00:56:14,058 --> 00:56:16,699 You're makin' me laugh, Tommy, come on. 706 00:56:16,852 --> 00:56:18,045 Okay. 707 00:56:18,145 --> 00:56:19,493 I got it. 708 00:56:20,522 --> 00:56:22,214 There we go. 709 00:56:23,359 --> 00:56:25,010 - Hi. - Hi, is Walt there? 710 00:56:25,110 --> 00:56:26,542 - Yeah, he's in. - Thanks. 711 00:56:29,073 --> 00:56:31,762 "Don't cry for me, Argentina!" 712 00:56:33,494 --> 00:56:37,429 What do you think, Mr. My Left Foot? You know, for the "Flawless" contest. 713 00:56:39,917 --> 00:56:41,858 Your brain's still broke, huh? 714 00:56:42,044 --> 00:56:43,606 That's okay. 715 00:56:45,297 --> 00:56:50,027 Have you seen Miss Rusty? Cause she was supposed to help me with this. 716 00:56:50,928 --> 00:56:52,663 No, I haven't seen him. 717 00:56:52,763 --> 00:56:55,784 Okay, thank you. Bye, baby. 718 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,078 Bye... big boy. 719 00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:08,673 Is she gone? 720 00:57:10,406 --> 00:57:13,130 I don't want to hear one fuckin' word from either one of you. 721 00:57:14,827 --> 00:57:16,970 Okay, baby. 722 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:23,770 Okay, baby. 723 00:57:28,424 --> 00:57:31,658 Oh, my God, I'm so glad I lived long enough to see that. 724 00:57:32,261 --> 00:57:33,692 Baby! 725 00:57:49,486 --> 00:57:51,511 Get up, girl. 726 00:57:54,867 --> 00:57:58,517 Like Lana Turner in "Zeigfeld Girl". 727 00:58:04,043 --> 00:58:05,818 Oh, honey. 728 00:58:06,670 --> 00:58:08,398 Oh, honey. 729 00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:16,324 Hi. 730 00:58:18,474 --> 00:58:20,119 Are you all right? 731 00:58:20,392 --> 00:58:22,169 I'm peachy, honey. 732 00:58:22,269 --> 00:58:23,701 Where the hell have you been? 733 00:58:24,146 --> 00:58:28,550 Fun and games. My mother's funeral and wake. 734 00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:31,053 I'm sorry to hear about your mother. 735 00:58:31,153 --> 00:58:34,348 Oh, my father killed her a long time ago. 736 00:58:34,448 --> 00:58:37,053 We buried her today. 737 00:58:38,077 --> 00:58:39,674 This is my legacy. 738 00:58:40,329 --> 00:58:43,482 Her old gloves. She always wore gloves. 739 00:58:43,582 --> 00:58:47,066 She was a victim, you know? 740 00:58:48,796 --> 00:58:51,603 Sweet, you know, but a victim. 741 00:58:53,258 --> 00:58:55,200 A reformed drunk, 742 00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:58,906 on her knees at church, begging 743 00:58:59,056 --> 00:59:03,210 Jesus, Mary and Joseph and every goddamned saint in Heaven 744 00:59:03,310 --> 00:59:06,747 to forgive her for having given birth 745 00:59:06,855 --> 00:59:09,212 to "Cruella de Fag", you know, 746 00:59:10,109 --> 00:59:13,887 and being a slave to my father before he died. 747 00:59:13,987 --> 00:59:16,628 You would have loved each other. 748 00:59:16,782 --> 00:59:21,843 Yeah. He thought Archie Bunker was a flaming liberal. 749 00:59:23,539 --> 00:59:27,141 You know, every morning she would get up 750 00:59:27,376 --> 00:59:30,646 and fix him breakfast. 751 00:59:30,838 --> 00:59:32,696 And every morning, 752 00:59:32,798 --> 00:59:35,902 for thirty years, she said: 753 00:59:36,969 --> 00:59:40,156 "Hi, daddy, do you love me?" 754 00:59:40,764 --> 00:59:42,622 No answer. 755 00:59:43,976 --> 00:59:46,420 Every morning, thirty years. 756 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,965 "Hi, daddy, do you love me?" No answer. 757 00:59:50,065 --> 00:59:51,627 One day, my ma says: 758 00:59:53,193 --> 00:59:56,511 "Hi, daddy, do you love me?", and... 759 00:59:57,990 --> 01:00:00,050 he said: "No". 760 01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:10,558 The moral of that story is 761 01:00:12,337 --> 01:00:14,990 if you haven't gotten an answer in thirty years, 762 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,400 you ought to know by now. 763 01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:24,959 - Thanks for the drink. - You're welcome. 764 01:00:25,059 --> 01:00:26,656 See you tomorrow. 765 01:00:27,144 --> 01:00:29,370 Thank you for staying. 766 01:00:29,938 --> 01:00:31,714 I'm sorry about your mother. 767 01:00:32,149 --> 01:00:33,711 Thanks. 768 01:00:34,109 --> 01:00:35,837 You're right, Walt. 769 01:00:37,613 --> 01:00:40,385 Anyway, I just want you to know that you're right. 770 01:00:41,116 --> 01:00:42,548 You know, I'm... 771 01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:47,229 I'm not an artiste, you know? I'm not some... 772 01:00:48,123 --> 01:00:50,682 female impressionist. I'm... 773 01:00:53,253 --> 01:00:54,946 I'm lonely. 774 01:00:57,591 --> 01:00:59,449 And I'm ugly. 775 01:01:00,219 --> 01:01:02,362 And I'm a drag queen. 776 01:01:05,974 --> 01:01:09,376 Now look who's feeling sorry for himself. 777 01:01:12,022 --> 01:01:13,215 Where the fuck have you been? 778 01:01:13,315 --> 01:01:14,550 Sonny, don't. 779 01:01:14,650 --> 01:01:18,051 You sez if I come here last night you'd have the rest of the money. 780 01:01:18,237 --> 01:01:19,513 You didn't show up. 781 01:01:19,613 --> 01:01:22,057 - I was somewhere else. - Where's the fuckin' money? 782 01:01:22,157 --> 01:01:23,934 Get me the fuckin' money. 783 01:01:24,034 --> 01:01:25,811 - What do you think... - And who the fuck is this? 784 01:01:25,911 --> 01:01:28,105 Sonny, let go. I'll get you the money. 785 01:01:28,205 --> 01:01:30,399 Let go of him, I'll give you the money, all right? 786 01:01:30,499 --> 01:01:31,734 Walt, just get in the room. 787 01:01:31,834 --> 01:01:35,154 Walt, he's not going to let you go. Just get in the room. 788 01:01:35,254 --> 01:01:37,865 - I'm tired coming here for nothin'. - Five minutes. 789 01:01:37,965 --> 01:01:39,361 Okay? 790 01:01:39,591 --> 01:01:42,286 If you fuck around, I'm going to fuckin' smash you. 791 01:01:42,386 --> 01:01:45,158 You look really good tonight. 792 01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:47,915 All right? That's it. 793 01:01:49,643 --> 01:01:52,202 Fuck you, you cocksucker! 794 01:01:52,521 --> 01:01:54,332 Don't you fuckin' lock this door! 795 01:01:55,274 --> 01:01:57,381 Open the fucking door! 796 01:01:58,736 --> 01:02:00,511 You've locked the fuckin' door again! 797 01:02:00,904 --> 01:02:03,344 You wanna fuck around? Let's fuck around! 798 01:02:05,617 --> 01:02:09,136 Open the fucking door! I need that money, man! 799 01:02:09,246 --> 01:02:11,887 It's steel plate. 800 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,902 I don't know if I did it to keep out burglars, 801 01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:17,276 or Sonny when he gets like this. 802 01:02:18,255 --> 01:02:22,522 Go home and beat up wifey before I call the cops, you fucker! 803 01:02:22,676 --> 01:02:26,121 Fuck you, you just fucked up. I'm coming back. 804 01:02:26,221 --> 01:02:29,249 I'll come back every fuckin' night. You don't pay me, 805 01:02:29,349 --> 01:02:31,493 I'll take the fuckin' scissors to every wig you got. 806 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,301 Motherfucker! 807 01:02:42,112 --> 01:02:45,002 So that's your boyfriend? 808 01:02:45,574 --> 01:02:47,551 He's not always like this. 809 01:02:49,828 --> 01:02:53,649 He's got this Italian Catholic guilt and shame thing 810 01:02:53,749 --> 01:02:55,975 because he loves me so much. 811 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,186 We're working it out. 812 01:02:58,754 --> 01:03:01,194 This won't happen once I have 813 01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:03,941 my operation to be 814 01:03:04,093 --> 01:03:05,987 all woman, you know. 815 01:03:07,346 --> 01:03:10,207 That's why I work teaching and sewing, 816 01:03:10,307 --> 01:03:14,574 saving up for the day that I'll become a real woman. 817 01:03:14,895 --> 01:03:18,497 You're not goin' to become one of those he-she freaks? 818 01:03:18,899 --> 01:03:20,496 All she. 819 01:03:21,819 --> 01:03:23,511 After... 820 01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:27,848 the hormone shots and the operation. 821 01:03:31,787 --> 01:03:34,595 You're gonna cut off your dick and balls? 822 01:03:34,832 --> 01:03:38,399 Snip, snip, sweetheart. 823 01:03:38,502 --> 01:03:42,899 How can a man cut off his dick and balls? How can you do that? 824 01:03:43,090 --> 01:03:44,521 Because 825 01:03:46,927 --> 01:03:49,949 I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. 826 01:03:50,889 --> 01:03:52,950 You ain't no woman. 827 01:03:53,308 --> 01:03:56,875 I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt. 828 01:03:57,855 --> 01:04:00,413 You're nobody's idea of a woman. 829 01:04:01,817 --> 01:04:03,628 I'm my idea. 830 01:04:04,570 --> 01:04:06,805 Maybe I could understand... 831 01:04:06,905 --> 01:04:08,930 understand it... 832 01:04:11,201 --> 01:04:13,262 if you wanted to be a woman, 833 01:04:16,331 --> 01:04:19,601 but what I don't understand is why a man 834 01:04:19,752 --> 01:04:21,895 wants to be an ugly woman. 835 01:04:35,559 --> 01:04:38,128 Open up, we ain't got all day, come on! 836 01:04:38,228 --> 01:04:39,956 Walt. 837 01:04:40,189 --> 01:04:43,175 We didn't think you were comin' so we brought the party to you. 838 01:04:43,275 --> 01:04:46,512 - Yeah, we missed you. - Let's go, let's go, let's go. 839 01:04:46,612 --> 01:04:49,473 Hey, you guys, is Waldo back here, or what? 840 01:04:49,573 --> 01:04:51,392 Waldo Koontz is back. 841 01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:52,726 The man's a true hero. 842 01:04:52,826 --> 01:04:55,854 I'll never forget that day in that bank 14 years ago. 843 01:04:55,954 --> 01:04:58,430 I heard it 43 times. I heard it enough. 844 01:04:58,582 --> 01:05:01,277 - I don't want to hear it again. - I won't say it. 845 01:05:01,377 --> 01:05:04,822 Whatever happened to the other guy, you know, the other guard? 846 01:05:04,922 --> 01:05:06,865 Joe. Is he retired or what? 847 01:05:06,965 --> 01:05:10,995 No, he got a great job in South East Asia, something like that. 848 01:05:11,095 --> 01:05:12,692 - Smart guy, right, Walt? - Right. 849 01:05:12,930 --> 01:05:15,791 Walt, I hear you're thick with the she-hes. 850 01:05:15,891 --> 01:05:17,543 Or should I say long and thick? 851 01:05:17,643 --> 01:05:22,131 I'm taking speech therapy cause it's in the building. 852 01:05:22,231 --> 01:05:24,587 It's in the building, fuckhead. 853 01:05:25,275 --> 01:05:27,011 Yeah, and he's doing great. 854 01:05:27,111 --> 01:05:28,262 He is. 855 01:05:28,362 --> 01:05:29,680 Just I never thought 856 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:33,133 I'd see Walter "The Wall" Koontz hanging out with drag queens. 857 01:05:33,242 --> 01:05:36,394 - Would you shut the fuck up? - They're better lookin' than you. 858 01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:40,107 Hey, I'll get it. 859 01:05:40,207 --> 01:05:42,067 - Paul, are you out? - Yes, I'm out. 860 01:05:42,167 --> 01:05:44,062 - It's you and I, Vinnie. - Are we playing cards? 861 01:05:44,211 --> 01:05:45,773 We're out, huh? 862 01:05:46,296 --> 01:05:49,021 Fellas, you remember Tia, from the dance club? 863 01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:51,775 Walt, you remember Tia, right? 864 01:05:53,595 --> 01:05:54,908 Hello. 865 01:05:55,639 --> 01:05:59,043 Jesus, you know what? We should go. Look at the time. I mean... 866 01:05:59,143 --> 01:06:00,788 We should get outta here. 867 01:06:00,978 --> 01:06:03,667 - All right, you guys. - We'll figure the chips out later. 868 01:06:08,652 --> 01:06:10,344 Hey, Tia, 869 01:06:10,696 --> 01:06:12,681 you're a real girl, aren't you? 870 01:06:12,781 --> 01:06:14,600 Paul, shut the fuck up. 871 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:17,978 Don't pay any attention to him. He's brain damaged from birth. 872 01:06:18,078 --> 01:06:20,189 Hey, Walt... Get your skinny ass out. 873 01:06:20,289 --> 01:06:22,274 I'll see you next Saturday. All right? My house. 874 01:06:22,374 --> 01:06:23,853 Okay? 875 01:06:24,835 --> 01:06:26,527 How ya doin'? 876 01:06:27,671 --> 01:06:29,019 Okay. 877 01:06:30,007 --> 01:06:31,569 These are for you. 878 01:06:41,435 --> 01:06:44,046 I could put them in some water for you. 879 01:06:44,146 --> 01:06:47,549 - Just tell me where the stuff is. - No, I got it. 880 01:06:47,649 --> 01:06:49,176 - I got it. - It's okay. 881 01:06:49,276 --> 01:06:51,799 No, I'll do it. 882 01:07:05,751 --> 01:07:08,689 I know how much you like the tango so much, so 883 01:07:10,339 --> 01:07:13,407 I made a tape of those songs that you like the most. 884 01:07:18,889 --> 01:07:21,245 The quality's not that great, but... 885 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,247 You get the idea. 886 01:08:06,103 --> 01:08:09,124 Thanks for the tape. It's nice. 887 01:08:09,773 --> 01:08:11,798 Nice. Nice. 888 01:08:23,412 --> 01:08:24,724 Well... 889 01:08:30,836 --> 01:08:33,395 You would never "aks" me to dance, so... 890 01:08:35,966 --> 01:08:38,026 Now I can "aks" you. 891 01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:40,984 - I, I... - It's okay. 892 01:09:08,123 --> 01:09:10,598 I don't have any money. 893 01:09:15,172 --> 01:09:17,896 Who said anything about money? 894 01:10:00,175 --> 01:10:02,615 Oh, I... I get it. 895 01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:07,570 What? 896 01:10:08,434 --> 01:10:10,577 Tommy paid you. 897 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,418 He felt sorry for me, didn't he? 898 01:10:18,777 --> 01:10:21,418 You feel sorry for me. 899 01:10:23,866 --> 01:10:26,175 I feel sorry for you? 900 01:10:27,244 --> 01:10:29,221 No problem. 901 01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:34,398 I never felt sorry for you, Walt, until now. 902 01:10:59,234 --> 01:11:01,295 Take it easy, Walt. 903 01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:29,909 Little trick with Nick. 904 01:11:38,982 --> 01:11:43,012 Good, good, good girl. All right. 905 01:11:43,112 --> 01:11:44,970 All right, sweetheart. 906 01:11:45,197 --> 01:11:47,766 Very good, honey. Very good. 907 01:11:47,866 --> 01:11:49,843 Good song you picked, good. 908 01:11:50,536 --> 01:11:52,133 What's next? 909 01:11:53,622 --> 01:11:57,023 Honey, I think that's it. You've graduated. 910 01:11:57,710 --> 01:11:59,445 I thought you were going to give me 911 01:11:59,545 --> 01:12:02,649 another song, some stuff to learn. 912 01:12:02,965 --> 01:12:04,033 Well, honey, I would love 913 01:12:04,133 --> 01:12:07,023 to take your money, you know, but you're doing... 914 01:12:07,761 --> 01:12:09,913 You're doing really well, you know, 915 01:12:10,013 --> 01:12:12,082 and I've made you a bunch of tapes. 916 01:12:12,182 --> 01:12:14,251 You can go practice with them. 917 01:12:14,351 --> 01:12:17,704 Why don't you come by tomorrow at 5.00 and you can pick them up, okay? 918 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,127 - All right. - Okay. 919 01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:25,638 Thanks for meeting with us, gentlemen. 920 01:12:25,738 --> 01:12:29,506 We've been discussing this year's "Gay Pride Parade" 921 01:12:29,908 --> 01:12:32,186 and we felt that it would be important, 922 01:12:32,286 --> 01:12:35,606 well, a good idea, to show a united front. 923 01:12:35,706 --> 01:12:37,896 Synthesis, I believe. 924 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,945 Right. We felt, 925 01:12:41,045 --> 01:12:44,198 as gay Republicans, we thought it would be 926 01:12:44,298 --> 01:12:47,368 a really good idea if we could all come together 927 01:12:47,468 --> 01:12:51,153 and show the world our likenesses, not our differences. 928 01:12:51,722 --> 01:12:53,699 To celebrate the... um... 929 01:12:54,224 --> 01:12:57,032 - Synthesis. - Right, synthesis, the synthesis... 930 01:12:57,353 --> 01:12:59,080 You're very good. 931 01:12:59,188 --> 01:13:01,924 You are. I'm sorry, go ahead. 932 01:13:02,024 --> 01:13:06,178 We could march together as a united brotherhood. 933 01:13:06,278 --> 01:13:08,670 What about the sisterhood, honey? 934 01:13:09,490 --> 01:13:11,684 March on foot. No floats. 935 01:13:11,784 --> 01:13:13,102 You think that if you have no floats 936 01:13:13,202 --> 01:13:16,021 we won't do drag cause we can't march in heels. 937 01:13:16,121 --> 01:13:18,181 Well, let me tell you something, honey. 938 01:13:18,457 --> 01:13:22,392 We can march to Lake Titicaca and back in stilettos 939 01:13:22,795 --> 01:13:24,613 Hey, let's just calm down then. 940 01:13:24,713 --> 01:13:27,783 Aren't you the same group that raised a shitload of money 941 01:13:27,883 --> 01:13:30,995 and gave it to Bob Dole's campaign and he sent it back? 942 01:13:31,095 --> 01:13:34,080 No, that's because he would have lost support of the Christian... 943 01:13:34,223 --> 01:13:37,543 Exactly. Because you're gay. That's why he sent it back. 944 01:13:37,643 --> 01:13:40,747 Aren't you ashamed? All right, listen, you are right. 945 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:44,049 We are different, but not in the way that you mean. 946 01:13:44,149 --> 01:13:48,416 It's because you are all ashamed of us and we are not ashamed of you. 947 01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:51,640 Because as long as you get down on those banana republican knees 948 01:13:51,740 --> 01:13:53,598 and suck dick, honey, 949 01:13:54,326 --> 01:13:57,104 you're all my sisters. 950 01:13:57,204 --> 01:13:58,439 And I love you. 951 01:13:58,539 --> 01:14:00,100 I do. 952 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,568 God bless you, 953 01:14:02,668 --> 01:14:04,562 and fuck off. 954 01:14:20,769 --> 01:14:22,201 Ma? 955 01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:26,622 Ma? 956 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:29,213 Mom? 957 01:14:32,865 --> 01:14:35,184 Oh, God... Oh, my God. 958 01:14:35,284 --> 01:14:37,261 Jacko. Jacko. 959 01:14:37,619 --> 01:14:40,807 Mr. Z, I didn't expect... 960 01:14:40,956 --> 01:14:44,060 Where's my mother? 961 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:48,110 - Haven't I always been good to you? - Good to me? 962 01:14:48,797 --> 01:14:52,034 You've always been good to me, Mr Z. 963 01:14:52,134 --> 01:14:55,119 Didn't I help you get the mortgage on this place for your mother? 964 01:14:56,889 --> 01:14:59,163 You're a saint, Mr. Z. 965 01:14:59,850 --> 01:15:03,084 I kinda treated you like a pet, didn't I? 966 01:15:03,979 --> 01:15:06,585 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 967 01:15:07,191 --> 01:15:09,085 Sit down, Leonard. 968 01:15:11,111 --> 01:15:15,177 We searched every step of Raymond's route 50 times and still no money. 969 01:15:15,282 --> 01:15:17,223 Mr Z., don't you remember 970 01:15:17,493 --> 01:15:20,383 that I was the one that tipped you off, don't you remember that? 971 01:15:20,662 --> 01:15:24,894 And we searched every square inch of that asswipe, fleabag motel. 972 01:15:25,834 --> 01:15:27,861 - And still no money. - Mr Z. 973 01:15:27,961 --> 01:15:30,656 Please, I swear to you. 974 01:15:30,756 --> 01:15:32,741 I swear on my mother. 975 01:15:32,841 --> 01:15:34,356 I swear on my mother. 976 01:15:34,676 --> 01:15:36,191 Ah, your mother. 977 01:15:36,845 --> 01:15:39,736 She said she didn't know anything either. 978 01:15:40,224 --> 01:15:43,078 Even after we took her glasses. 979 01:15:44,728 --> 01:15:46,373 Mommy. 980 01:15:46,897 --> 01:15:48,708 And her hearing aid. 981 01:15:51,151 --> 01:15:52,417 And her teeth. 982 01:15:56,532 --> 01:15:58,426 Mommy! 983 01:16:00,953 --> 01:16:03,013 Mommy. 984 01:16:03,580 --> 01:16:05,641 And her little bird. 985 01:16:09,628 --> 01:16:11,523 Luciano. 986 01:16:13,757 --> 01:16:16,067 Luciano! 987 01:16:17,302 --> 01:16:21,949 Now, in exactly 20 minutes Vance is going to deliver your mother here. 988 01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:24,668 Don't worry about her. I told him to soothe her 989 01:16:24,768 --> 01:16:27,546 with a milk shake and whatever the fuck else she could gum down 990 01:16:27,646 --> 01:16:29,956 at the drive-thru at Mickey Dee's. 991 01:16:30,649 --> 01:16:31,997 Now, if, 992 01:16:32,192 --> 01:16:34,418 and this is a big "if', Leonard, 993 01:16:34,820 --> 01:16:38,755 if you are telling the truth, then someone in that hotel got my money. 994 01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,187 I don't have it, I don't have it. 995 01:16:43,287 --> 01:16:44,979 If you are a good dog, 996 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:47,853 you'll fetch and retrieve it for me. 997 01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:50,235 If you don't, 998 01:16:50,335 --> 01:16:54,317 I can only come to one conclusion. Leonard... 999 01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:58,821 if you spend one dime that looks suspicious, next time 1000 01:16:59,678 --> 01:17:01,904 you won't be swearing on your mother. 1001 01:17:02,765 --> 01:17:05,039 You'll be swearing on her grave. 1002 01:17:10,189 --> 01:17:12,664 - Who is it? - It's Walt. 1003 01:17:13,359 --> 01:17:15,882 Oh, honey, come on in, the door's open. 1004 01:17:20,783 --> 01:17:22,510 Surprise! 1005 01:17:25,579 --> 01:17:28,517 Come on in, come on. 1006 01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:33,320 Happy graduation, happy graduation, 1007 01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:34,947 happy graduation. 1008 01:17:35,047 --> 01:17:36,359 Yeah, that's right. 1009 01:18:01,990 --> 01:18:04,430 - Wanna dance? - I'd love to. 1010 01:18:05,786 --> 01:18:08,606 Bye, honey, take care of yourself. You too. 1011 01:18:08,706 --> 01:18:12,109 Mr. My Left Foot, this is the video I was talking about. 1012 01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:15,895 "My Left Foot". This is for you to keep. It's very inspirational. 1013 01:18:18,757 --> 01:18:20,354 Do you like my cufflinks? 1014 01:18:21,719 --> 01:18:23,862 They really shoot beebees. 1015 01:18:26,682 --> 01:18:29,919 If you really like this, I can get you another one. 1016 01:18:30,019 --> 01:18:32,624 It's called "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". 1017 01:18:32,730 --> 01:18:35,454 You heard of it before? It's my favorite. 1018 01:18:35,607 --> 01:18:38,498 It's about this guy who's really misshapen, even worse than you. 1019 01:18:38,944 --> 01:18:42,214 And he falls in love with this beautiful, fiery, 1020 01:18:42,489 --> 01:18:45,048 wild gypsy girl called Esmeralda. 1021 01:18:45,909 --> 01:18:47,804 She kinda looks like me. 1022 01:18:52,624 --> 01:18:54,352 C'mon, let's dance. 1023 01:19:00,632 --> 01:19:03,108 Oh, God, my tits are falling down. 1024 01:19:03,510 --> 01:19:04,858 You wanna see one? 1025 01:19:04,970 --> 01:19:06,283 That's what they're like. 1026 01:19:07,765 --> 01:19:09,955 Hello! Pizza, everyone! 1027 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:16,172 All right! 1028 01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:18,676 - One's on the house. - Carmine. 1029 01:19:18,776 --> 01:19:20,207 Let me pay for it. 1030 01:19:20,486 --> 01:19:24,218 No, we got it. I got one and Carmine and his folks got the other. 1031 01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:27,184 Carmine, have a drink. 1032 01:19:27,284 --> 01:19:30,688 I have to get going. My father's waiting. I've to get back to work. 1033 01:19:30,788 --> 01:19:32,931 - Have a drink. - Come on, have a drink. 1034 01:19:35,834 --> 01:19:37,776 Let me touch your chest. 1035 01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:40,654 Girls, take him down! 1036 01:19:40,798 --> 01:19:42,609 Take him down. 1037 01:19:47,971 --> 01:19:49,284 You first. 1038 01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:57,076 My, that's a good popper. 1039 01:19:57,564 --> 01:19:59,925 Give me a kiss, honey. Give me a kiss. 1040 01:20:00,025 --> 01:20:03,047 She's sweet, isn't she? God, how old is she? 1041 01:20:03,362 --> 01:20:05,173 She's a Leo. 1042 01:20:05,406 --> 01:20:07,683 I asked how old she was. 1043 01:20:07,783 --> 01:20:09,677 Like, you know, I don't know. Like... 1044 01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:12,354 I met her when she was wearing a uniform. 1045 01:20:12,454 --> 01:20:15,024 Yeah. What kind of uniform? 1046 01:20:15,124 --> 01:20:18,109 You know, that school outfit or whatever. 1047 01:20:18,794 --> 01:20:20,279 What school? 1048 01:20:20,379 --> 01:20:23,449 You know, the little Catholic place down the street. 1049 01:20:23,549 --> 01:20:25,576 Junior High? 1050 01:20:25,676 --> 01:20:27,154 Yeah, you know it, yeah. 1051 01:20:33,392 --> 01:20:37,837 Yeah, take it off. Look at that. Oh, my God, look at his stomach. 1052 01:20:42,526 --> 01:20:46,710 Goddamn, Carmine. I sent you an hour ago. Come on! 1053 01:20:49,366 --> 01:20:51,094 Let him stay! 1054 01:20:53,704 --> 01:20:56,144 Leave him alone. Leave him alone. 1055 01:21:00,419 --> 01:21:03,404 Carmine, I love you! 1056 01:21:05,591 --> 01:21:08,160 Oh, my God! She's shot me! 1057 01:21:08,260 --> 01:21:11,910 My God! I'm scarred and the big contest is tomorrow night! 1058 01:21:12,556 --> 01:21:14,458 It was an accident. I'm sorry. 1059 01:21:14,558 --> 01:21:18,042 - I told you not to wear those cuffs. - God, you're so stupid. 1060 01:21:19,021 --> 01:21:20,369 Oh, Rusty! 1061 01:21:20,647 --> 01:21:25,044 I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink! 1062 01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:27,178 - I didn't mean it. - All right. 1063 01:21:29,948 --> 01:21:31,676 You know... 1064 01:21:35,579 --> 01:21:39,680 I never thought that we could have gotten through this together. 1065 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,517 I mean, I can't believe that I could... 1066 01:21:43,962 --> 01:21:46,354 I mean, that I could... 1067 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:51,701 actually be of some kind of help to someone like you. 1068 01:21:54,598 --> 01:21:58,366 A big hero and all, you know. 1069 01:22:00,145 --> 01:22:03,333 I'm no big hero. 1070 01:22:04,983 --> 01:22:06,794 I'm scared. 1071 01:22:12,449 --> 01:22:14,225 I need a drink. 1072 01:22:16,036 --> 01:22:18,262 What can you be scared of? 1073 01:22:19,248 --> 01:22:21,525 What's the worst fear? 1074 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,899 That you'll fall in the street? 1075 01:22:24,545 --> 01:22:26,023 Someone will make fun of you? 1076 01:22:26,296 --> 01:22:27,364 I mean, what? 1077 01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:31,731 I'm afraid that women won't want to sleep with me anymore. 1078 01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:34,280 Guess what? 1079 01:22:35,681 --> 01:22:37,706 Some of them won't. 1080 01:22:44,815 --> 01:22:47,883 So you'll just have to find the ones that will want to. 1081 01:22:52,990 --> 01:22:55,299 And just remember. 1082 01:22:55,784 --> 01:22:59,605 This is who you are, Waldo. You're Walt "The Wall" 1083 01:22:59,705 --> 01:23:02,429 Koontz. A true hero. 1084 01:23:08,839 --> 01:23:10,567 Who's the little guy? 1085 01:23:11,175 --> 01:23:12,950 - Joe. - Joe? 1086 01:23:13,052 --> 01:23:16,369 Joe and me were friends for years. 1087 01:23:17,056 --> 01:23:18,617 Best friends. 1088 01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:23,867 He really wanted to better himself. 1089 01:23:24,813 --> 01:23:27,253 And I really admired him. 1090 01:23:28,233 --> 01:23:32,215 He went to school nights and weekends 1091 01:23:32,654 --> 01:23:34,928 to learn computers. 1092 01:23:37,409 --> 01:23:38,722 He got 1093 01:23:40,162 --> 01:23:43,848 a big job in Asia with computers. 1094 01:23:45,084 --> 01:23:47,475 I drove him to the airport. 1095 01:23:48,003 --> 01:23:49,863 And off Joe went to Asia. 1096 01:23:49,963 --> 01:23:52,604 Two days later, the bank 1097 01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:01,366 has $200,000 missing. 1098 01:24:03,727 --> 01:24:05,546 Christ! 1099 01:24:05,646 --> 01:24:08,667 Somehow done from the inside with computers. 1100 01:24:08,941 --> 01:24:11,131 Nobody ever heard from Joe again. 1101 01:24:12,778 --> 01:24:15,550 I drove Joe to the airport. 1102 01:24:16,115 --> 01:24:18,673 Got used by my best friend. 1103 01:24:22,287 --> 01:24:24,098 I've never told anybody that. 1104 01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:28,149 Some hero, huh? 1105 01:24:30,045 --> 01:24:31,560 Well... 1106 01:24:34,216 --> 01:24:37,534 Since this is confession night 1107 01:24:37,886 --> 01:24:40,611 at Our Lady of Perpetual Disco, 1108 01:24:42,266 --> 01:24:45,418 I'm gonna tell you something that I've never told anyone. 1109 01:24:48,439 --> 01:24:52,171 I've got Mr. Z's money. 1110 01:25:03,912 --> 01:25:08,393 I got here right when you were being rushed to the hospital, you know, 1111 01:25:08,917 --> 01:25:11,695 and when the cops left I went up, 1112 01:25:11,795 --> 01:25:14,156 because Amber had given me her key 1113 01:25:14,256 --> 01:25:16,492 and told me where she'd hid her money. 1114 01:25:16,592 --> 01:25:19,316 She always had some set aside for her funeral 1115 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:21,863 cause she always knew that she was gonna die young. 1116 01:25:22,056 --> 01:25:25,207 And, of course, she did, poor baby. 1117 01:25:25,809 --> 01:25:28,000 So where is it? 1118 01:25:36,445 --> 01:25:38,303 Right in here, honey. 1119 01:25:38,906 --> 01:25:40,057 Where momma 1120 01:25:40,157 --> 01:25:42,763 always knows where it is. 1121 01:25:44,036 --> 01:25:45,604 Right here 1122 01:25:45,704 --> 01:25:51,228 in Hips, Ass and Titty City, sweetheart. 1123 01:25:52,503 --> 01:25:55,061 It's gonna pay for my operation. 1124 01:25:55,547 --> 01:25:57,783 And when I 1125 01:25:57,883 --> 01:25:59,952 come back a new woman, 1126 01:26:00,052 --> 01:26:02,575 I'm going to give Amber a funeral 1127 01:26:03,305 --> 01:26:07,251 and a monument and an eternal flame, honey. 1128 01:26:07,351 --> 01:26:10,159 Just like Princess Diana. 1129 01:26:10,396 --> 01:26:12,631 Wait a minute. You said 1130 01:26:12,731 --> 01:26:15,586 that you needed the money 1131 01:26:15,943 --> 01:26:18,548 from the lessons, right? 1132 01:26:19,488 --> 01:26:22,592 So I was your cover? 1133 01:26:24,076 --> 01:26:25,978 So all the... 1134 01:26:26,078 --> 01:26:27,938 the sewing jobs, 1135 01:26:28,038 --> 01:26:30,312 the crying poor, 1136 01:26:32,084 --> 01:26:36,648 my lessons, that was all so that 1137 01:26:36,839 --> 01:26:39,148 Leonard wouldn't suspect you? 1138 01:26:41,552 --> 01:26:43,329 Wait a minute, honey. 1139 01:26:43,429 --> 01:26:46,236 So you... 1140 01:26:51,311 --> 01:26:53,881 You used me cause of my condition. 1141 01:26:53,981 --> 01:26:56,124 Excuse me! 1142 01:26:56,442 --> 01:27:00,210 Check your playbill, Judge Ito. You came to me. 1143 01:27:00,612 --> 01:27:03,800 I needed help and you used me. 1144 01:27:04,033 --> 01:27:07,718 Truth, baby? You wanna play fucking truth? 1145 01:27:07,911 --> 01:27:11,430 You needed someone you weren't ashamed to be crippled in front of. 1146 01:27:12,124 --> 01:27:16,225 Someone you thought was so beneath you, you know, a worse freak, 1147 01:27:16,378 --> 01:27:20,277 so you could feel superior and still be the big fuckin' man. 1148 01:27:20,674 --> 01:27:22,319 At least... 1149 01:27:23,093 --> 01:27:25,485 At least, I'm a real man. 1150 01:27:25,721 --> 01:27:30,292 Everybody, including Wolf fuckin' Blitzer on CNN, 1151 01:27:30,392 --> 01:27:33,165 knows you don't think I'm a real man, honey. 1152 01:27:34,772 --> 01:27:39,299 Hey, why? Because I don't shit in the woods, I don't shoot guns. 1153 01:27:39,526 --> 01:27:41,262 You know, let me tell you something, baby. 1154 01:27:41,362 --> 01:27:43,889 All right, it takes a shitload more courage 1155 01:27:43,989 --> 01:27:48,811 to wake up and face my life than anything you've ever dreamed of. 1156 01:27:48,911 --> 01:27:52,064 You couldn't handle real adversity, honey. That's the truth. 1157 01:27:52,164 --> 01:27:53,816 Truth? You want fuckin' truth? 1158 01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:56,527 You ain't gonna be a woman. You're never gonna be a woman. 1159 01:27:56,627 --> 01:28:00,525 You're an ugly fat faggot. There's truth! You're an ugly fat faggot 1160 01:28:00,964 --> 01:28:05,035 I am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get. 1161 01:28:05,135 --> 01:28:06,453 You wish. 1162 01:28:06,553 --> 01:28:09,039 Yeah, I do wish. All right, honey, and if you didn't notice, 1163 01:28:09,139 --> 01:28:12,501 while hate was pouring out of you, you didn't stutter once. 1164 01:28:12,601 --> 01:28:15,421 Now haul your sorry, crippled ass outta my house for once and for all. 1165 01:28:15,521 --> 01:28:17,881 - Shut your fuckin' mouth. - Or you'll beat the shit outta me? 1166 01:28:17,981 --> 01:28:21,093 - For starters, yeah. - Your days for that are over. 1167 01:28:21,193 --> 01:28:24,513 Face it, Waldo. Your hero days are over. 1168 01:28:24,613 --> 01:28:27,391 I may be a female impersonator, but you, my friend, 1169 01:28:27,491 --> 01:28:29,935 - are a male impersonator. - Fuck you! 1170 01:28:30,035 --> 01:28:33,187 Yeah, life's a bitch so I became one, honey. 1171 01:29:22,046 --> 01:29:25,149 Oh, my God, look who's here, Sal. 1172 01:29:25,507 --> 01:29:27,365 Let's say hello. 1173 01:29:28,093 --> 01:29:29,453 - Hey, Walt. - Hi, Walter. 1174 01:29:29,553 --> 01:29:33,165 How ya doin'? It's good to see you. Welcome back. 1175 01:29:33,265 --> 01:29:34,993 That's okay. 1176 01:29:39,897 --> 01:29:41,542 I'm goin' over there. 1177 01:29:42,191 --> 01:29:44,334 - We'll talk to you. - Okay. 1178 01:29:54,661 --> 01:29:57,302 Hey, Walter. 1179 01:29:57,664 --> 01:30:00,067 - How are you? - Okay. 1180 01:30:00,167 --> 01:30:02,358 I've really missed you. 1181 01:30:02,753 --> 01:30:04,184 Well, thanks. 1182 01:30:04,546 --> 01:30:07,235 Flowers... For me? 1183 01:30:07,883 --> 01:30:09,659 Not exactly. 1184 01:30:10,260 --> 01:30:12,202 Excuse me. 1185 01:30:19,269 --> 01:30:21,460 - Hi. - Hi. 1186 01:30:24,274 --> 01:30:26,915 I brought you some flowers. 1187 01:30:29,029 --> 01:30:30,591 Thanks. 1188 01:30:43,419 --> 01:30:45,645 Do you wanna dance? 1189 01:32:07,252 --> 01:32:09,571 This fucking cunt did not deserve to fucking win. 1190 01:32:09,671 --> 01:32:11,323 She's not a true fuckin' beauty! 1191 01:32:11,423 --> 01:32:13,483 This contest is fixed. 1192 01:32:13,801 --> 01:32:15,661 Tell your stories walking, girls. 1193 01:32:15,761 --> 01:32:18,948 Yeah, this group this way. You guys that way. 1194 01:32:20,599 --> 01:32:23,294 This is what gives drag queens a bad name. 1195 01:32:23,394 --> 01:32:25,963 You two are banned from the contest next year. 1196 01:32:26,063 --> 01:32:27,381 Maybe so, hefty. 1197 01:32:27,481 --> 01:32:30,134 Yeah, because you're old and I'm young, 1198 01:32:30,234 --> 01:32:32,460 and I'm gonna live to piss on your fuckin' grave. 1199 01:32:52,339 --> 01:32:54,779 This was the first time I've... 1200 01:32:55,134 --> 01:32:57,573 Since this happened. 1201 01:33:02,141 --> 01:33:04,035 I was real nervous. 1202 01:33:06,770 --> 01:33:08,628 But you were great. 1203 01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:11,668 You were great. 1204 01:33:11,859 --> 01:33:14,797 You were. I was nervous. 1205 01:33:19,533 --> 01:33:21,807 You just need to be around somebody, 1206 01:33:23,245 --> 01:33:24,807 I don't know, 1207 01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:26,975 that likes you 1208 01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:30,269 just the way you are. 1209 01:33:32,504 --> 01:33:35,905 Someone else said that to me. 1210 01:33:36,925 --> 01:33:38,238 Said: 1211 01:33:39,136 --> 01:33:42,323 "Some girls won't like you like this. 1212 01:33:42,681 --> 01:33:45,240 You have to find the one that will." 1213 01:33:47,353 --> 01:33:49,080 Yeah, well, 1214 01:33:49,396 --> 01:33:52,584 they didn't bullshit you. They told you the truth. 1215 01:33:52,816 --> 01:33:54,544 Whoever it was. 1216 01:33:55,569 --> 01:33:58,092 She must be a real good friend. 1217 01:33:59,823 --> 01:34:01,930 Why'd you say "she"? 1218 01:34:02,785 --> 01:34:04,353 I don't know. 1219 01:34:04,453 --> 01:34:07,391 Sounds like somethin' a woman would say. 1220 01:34:08,916 --> 01:34:10,857 Why? Was it a man? 1221 01:34:11,251 --> 01:34:14,142 Well, not... not exactly. 1222 01:34:16,048 --> 01:34:19,235 Well, whatever, whoever it was, 1223 01:34:19,802 --> 01:34:21,945 sounds like a good friend. 1224 01:34:28,727 --> 01:34:30,421 Good evening, Mr. Koontz. 1225 01:34:30,521 --> 01:34:32,462 Mr. Koontz, if you hear anything 1226 01:34:32,606 --> 01:34:35,718 in the building later tonight... 1227 01:34:35,818 --> 01:34:37,510 Like what? 1228 01:34:37,611 --> 01:34:42,056 Anything at all. Just ignore it. Pretend it's not happening. 1229 01:34:43,784 --> 01:34:46,895 Do you know the phrase, "Two closed ears, one closed mouth"? 1230 01:34:46,995 --> 01:34:49,148 Well, that's my motto and I follow it. 1231 01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:52,401 To hear nothing, to see nothing, to speak nothing. 1232 01:34:52,501 --> 01:34:55,854 I don't care what goes on in this rat trap. 1233 01:34:56,255 --> 01:34:59,158 Who do you think you're kidding? You've got the biggest ears, 1234 01:34:59,258 --> 01:35:03,078 the biggest nose and the biggest mouth of anybody I've ever met. 1235 01:35:03,178 --> 01:35:05,819 Which makes you the biggest asshole. 1236 01:35:34,918 --> 01:35:37,026 Is everyone dry? 1237 01:35:37,171 --> 01:35:38,822 All right, girls. Good night. 1238 01:35:38,922 --> 01:35:40,437 Good night, momma. 1239 01:35:41,550 --> 01:35:44,578 I love you. We're starting on all new songs next week. 1240 01:35:44,678 --> 01:35:48,328 Hey, why don't we go upstairs and show Mr. My Left Foot that we won? 1241 01:35:48,515 --> 01:35:50,459 Walt is history, honey. 1242 01:35:50,559 --> 01:35:53,671 He doesn't like us anymore. I love you. 1243 01:35:53,771 --> 01:35:55,665 But I still like him. 1244 01:35:55,856 --> 01:35:57,714 Taxi! Hey! 1245 01:36:12,623 --> 01:36:14,979 Get the fuck in here. 1246 01:36:22,549 --> 01:36:24,693 It's that kind of party. 1247 01:36:28,097 --> 01:36:29,575 Where's my money? 1248 01:36:29,681 --> 01:36:33,377 This is where I came in. Do I look like someone who's got your money? 1249 01:36:33,477 --> 01:36:35,205 This looks like you got my money. 1250 01:36:35,896 --> 01:36:37,047 $25,000 deposit 1251 01:36:37,147 --> 01:36:39,341 for an operation. 1252 01:36:39,441 --> 01:36:41,217 I earned that money. 1253 01:36:41,527 --> 01:36:46,303 $35,000 for a complete series of female hormone therapy. 1254 01:36:49,034 --> 01:36:52,313 $25,000 for extensive psychological testing 1255 01:36:52,413 --> 01:36:54,437 before therapy. 1256 01:36:54,707 --> 01:36:57,276 Another $40,000 due. 1257 01:36:57,376 --> 01:36:59,981 It costs a lot to look like a woman. 1258 01:37:01,046 --> 01:37:03,771 Too expensive to look this cheap. 1259 01:37:04,174 --> 01:37:05,820 Fucker. 1260 01:37:06,135 --> 01:37:08,444 Death is cheap, fucker. 1261 01:37:29,366 --> 01:37:30,679 Give me my money. 1262 01:37:35,039 --> 01:37:38,317 You understand that? Just give me my money or I'll have to hurt you. 1263 01:37:38,417 --> 01:37:40,192 Give him some more. 1264 01:37:40,878 --> 01:37:43,152 Give him some more. Give it up, you finch. 1265 01:37:45,924 --> 01:37:47,272 You shot him! 1266 01:37:49,887 --> 01:37:52,410 Let him go, let him go. 1267 01:37:52,806 --> 01:37:55,834 - Why should I let him go? - Do it and I'll give you the money. 1268 01:37:55,934 --> 01:37:58,873 Rusty, don't do it. Don't do it. 1269 01:38:06,862 --> 01:38:08,222 Don't kill that bitch 1270 01:38:08,322 --> 01:38:10,049 till I get my money. 1271 01:38:13,952 --> 01:38:17,523 Okay, hero boy. On the count of three, no money 1272 01:38:17,623 --> 01:38:20,276 no rest of your life. Sound fair? 1273 01:38:20,376 --> 01:38:21,807 Okay. 1274 01:38:22,753 --> 01:38:24,268 It's in the bedroom. 1275 01:38:36,517 --> 01:38:38,586 Show me, you fuck. 1276 01:38:38,686 --> 01:38:41,297 Come on, show me. Where's the secret? 1277 01:38:41,397 --> 01:38:42,709 Fuck! 1278 01:38:45,234 --> 01:38:46,665 Bitch. 1279 01:38:54,785 --> 01:38:55,967 Fuck you! 1280 01:38:59,873 --> 01:39:02,568 C'mon on, you fuck! Why are you fuckin' snivellin'? 1281 01:39:02,668 --> 01:39:06,104 Knock that fucker down! Knock that fucker down! 1282 01:39:19,727 --> 01:39:21,419 You motherfucker you! 1283 01:39:21,770 --> 01:39:23,665 Where the fuck is the phone? 1284 01:39:31,488 --> 01:39:33,057 Motherfucker! 1285 01:39:33,157 --> 01:39:34,754 Stop! Stop! 1286 01:39:48,714 --> 01:39:50,532 Mrs. Spivak! 1287 01:39:50,632 --> 01:39:53,827 Call the cops! Call the cops! 1288 01:39:53,927 --> 01:39:56,782 Go away or I'll call the police! 1289 01:40:01,477 --> 01:40:02,789 Help! 1290 01:40:16,033 --> 01:40:18,805 You don't know where he fuckin... 1291 01:40:22,873 --> 01:40:27,353 Grace Kelly, "Rear Window"", honey. All right? 1292 01:40:28,962 --> 01:40:30,394 Where are you, motherfucker? 1293 01:40:35,219 --> 01:40:36,780 Don't let him fuckin' get away. 1294 01:40:58,492 --> 01:41:00,054 Oh, God. 1295 01:41:26,228 --> 01:41:27,743 Fucker! 1296 01:41:45,873 --> 01:41:47,221 All right, girl. 1297 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:50,270 Linda Hamilton, 1298 01:41:50,794 --> 01:41:52,854 "Terminator 2". 1299 01:41:59,136 --> 01:42:00,318 My money. 1300 01:42:02,848 --> 01:42:04,279 You clever bitch. 1301 01:42:04,808 --> 01:42:07,663 Sticking my money in your fuckin' ugly girdle. 1302 01:42:14,151 --> 01:42:15,380 Hold it. 1303 01:42:18,072 --> 01:42:19,301 Put down the gun 1304 01:42:19,615 --> 01:42:20,849 before your girlfriend 1305 01:42:20,949 --> 01:42:22,511 gets a chance to blow Liberace. 1306 01:42:23,660 --> 01:42:25,353 Put it down. 1307 01:42:28,374 --> 01:42:30,268 Put it down. 1308 01:42:35,047 --> 01:42:36,525 Put it down! 1309 01:42:39,176 --> 01:42:40,442 Thatta boy. 1310 01:42:43,764 --> 01:42:45,279 Now, why don't you slide it over here? 1311 01:42:56,902 --> 01:43:00,598 Koontz and Zimmermann. Can you confirm this self-defense story? 1312 01:43:00,698 --> 01:43:03,007 Yes, it was self-defense. 1313 01:43:03,617 --> 01:43:06,851 They were criminals. They were animals and brutes. 1314 01:43:07,329 --> 01:43:08,981 They killed my mother's canary. 1315 01:43:09,081 --> 01:43:11,442 - What? - They killed my mother's canary. 1316 01:43:11,542 --> 01:43:15,029 I called the police. Do I get the reward? 1317 01:43:15,129 --> 01:43:18,866 Now, the name's Ivana, I-V-A-N-A. 1318 01:43:18,966 --> 01:43:20,741 - Last name? - Mann. 1319 01:43:21,009 --> 01:43:22,322 "Ivana Mann". 1320 01:43:22,511 --> 01:43:25,831 I knew all night something was gonna happen. Hi, mom!! 1321 01:43:25,931 --> 01:43:28,323 I won "Miss Flawless" for the third time. 1322 01:43:30,561 --> 01:43:33,582 - Careful. - It's all right, he'll be fine. 1323 01:43:34,773 --> 01:43:36,205 Mr. My Left Foot. 1324 01:43:36,567 --> 01:43:38,793 Sorry, relatives only. 1325 01:43:40,529 --> 01:43:42,387 I'm his sister. 1326 01:43:48,912 --> 01:43:50,510 He's my sister. 1327 01:43:52,374 --> 01:43:53,889 Thank you. 1328 01:43:54,710 --> 01:43:56,362 Hurrah. See you later, Rusty. 1329 01:43:56,462 --> 01:43:58,697 Community Hospital downtown do? 1330 01:43:58,797 --> 01:44:01,107 You got medical insurance? How are you going to pay? 1331 01:44:02,217 --> 01:44:03,649 With cash, honey. 1332 01:44:03,802 --> 01:44:05,412 Drive to New York Hospital 1333 01:44:05,512 --> 01:44:07,703 and I want the best team of surgeons available, all right? 1334 01:44:08,807 --> 01:44:10,668 You heard me, Nurse Ratchett. 1335 01:44:10,768 --> 01:44:12,792 All right, burn rubber, girl. We're goin' up town. 1336 01:44:19,860 --> 01:44:22,882 A good thing you didn't cut your balls off yet. 1337 01:44:35,184 --> 01:44:36,598 Come on, girls. 1338 01:44:38,128 --> 01:44:40,485 You tried to kill my sister!