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- Aren't you tired?
- No. There's so much of it.
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Do you think we'll live
here all the time, pop?
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Want to?
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Sure. I like it.
Why did we always live in California?
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Well, I was born there, got married
there. Just went on living there.
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Did mother come
with you to New York?
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No.
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I was here by myself
once for three days.
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Do you still think
of her, Tommy?
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Sort of. Not all the
time. Just sometimes.
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- How old was I when she died, pop?
- You were four years old.
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- A long time.
- Yeah.
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- You ever gonna get married again?
- Oh, maybe.
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You want me to?
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I don't care. I
like it fine this way.
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But grandma says
you're getting tougher
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and tougher to have
around the house.
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She does, does she?
Any more complaints from
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grandma? She says
you're too picky and choosy.
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- Where are we going?
- To meet grandma at saks.
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Hey, pop, look at that!
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- What's he supposed to be doing?
- That's atlas.
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He's carrying the
world on his shoulders.
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No kidding!
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That's what grandma says you're
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doing. She wishes
you'd leave it alone.
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Oh, yeah? Looks like
I'm gonna have to slug grandma.
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Hey, we're late.
Grandma's gonna slug us. Come on.
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I just love waiting for
people. There's nothing
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more fun than waiting
for people who are late.
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We're late, ma, because I'm
carrying the world on my shoulders.
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It's heavy. You can't
walk too fast. Put it
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down and give me money
for your son's shoes.
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Tommy, keep your mouth shut. I told pop he
was tougher to have around the house too.
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- How much are shoes in New York?
- Give her ten bucks.
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Wish me luck, ma. I'm
going to the magazine.
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Good luck. I hope it's something
you want and not far away.
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It'll be here, or minify
wouldn't have got us the apartment.
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Does he always tell you what to
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write? Don't you ever
think it up yourself?
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Well, yeah, I think sometimes
for myself. Well, I'm late. Have fun.
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- Boys' shoes?
- Fourth floor.
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- Toy department, please?
- Second floor.
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Smith's weekly, please?
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Reception room,
sixth floor. Right in there.
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- Miss, I did have an appointment.
- I'm sorry. I have no record of it.
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I spoke with his secretary.
She said to come in this morning.
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He'll be in himself in a half-hour.
I'll try again then.
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Yes, please?
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I have an appointment
with mr minify.
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- Name?
- Schuyler green.
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Telegram for mr Pendleton.
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Through the door,
second office to the right.
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Thank you.
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Schuyler green to see
mr minify. Thank you.
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He's expecting you.
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Mr Herman will call.
Janet. For mr minify.
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- Follow me, please.
- Thanks.
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Yes?
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Miss dettrey's expecting
me. Just a moment, please.
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- Mr green.
- Oh, mr green.
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Mr minify's on the long distance.
He won't be long. Won't you sit down?
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- Have you seen the last issue?
- No. Thank you.
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- Mr green out there yet?
- Yes. Good, I'll be right out,
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come in, come in.
Glad you're here, green.
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This is all right now,
miss Miller. Get it off
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airmail special. Glad
to see you. Come on in.
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Sit down.
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- Finding your way around?
- Almost.
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- Good. Mother and kid like New York?
- Fine. And the apartment too.
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Probably the last apartment
left in Manhattan. Meeting people?
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Not yet. I'm always slow about that.
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Fix that up right
away. How about
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tonight at my place?
Having some people.
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Thanks. Some other
time. Nonsense. I won't
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ask you another time.
Here's the address.
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Miss Miller, don't
disturb me for anything.
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Tell mrs minify mr
green's coming to dinner.
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Now, get good and comfortable.
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There. Because I'm
going to talk to you...
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for about an hour.
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Maybe two.
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I've had an idea.
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- Do go into the bar, won't you?
- I'd love a Martini.
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Jessie!
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Schuyler green I
told you about. My wife.
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Oh, John. I know mr green.
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I've read everything he wrote. You
never stop talking. Get him a drink.
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- What'll you have?
- A Martini.
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Kathy, this is mr green.
My niece miss Lacey, and bill Lacey.
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- How do you do?
- You better clear things up now.
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Well, Kathy and bill...
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They've been
divorced for two years.
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Calls herself miss
Lacey and confuses
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everybody. Very friendly,
civilised and dumb.
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- Likes your stuff, though.
- Please sit down.
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- Bill, would you?
- Way it was before ok?
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Just right. I haven't
read everything
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you've written, but
what I have has been...
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- Thanks.
- What do people call a schuyler?
- Phil.
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Good. I don't have to
say green. Too hearty,
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last names. And
schuyler is impossible.
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That bad?
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I wouldn't call a
dog schuyler. John...!
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It's my mother's name.
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My middle one. I
signed my stuff "schuyler"
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"green" on the college
paper at Stanford.
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Sounded better to
me, I guess, than Philip.
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Like somerset maugham instead of
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William, sinclair
Lewis instead of Harry.
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Somerset, sinclair, schuyler - all
s's. Maybe that means something.
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Yes.
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Do you mind telling
me what you're writing?
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No, not at all.
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Well, I'm...
I'm not writing anything just now...
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- but, uh...
- Let me tell her.
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I've asked him to do
a series on anti-semitism.
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Always wanted to do it.
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Do I get a credit
line? You? For what?
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Don't you remember, oh,
back around Christmas...
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That Jewish teacher
resigning? I was...
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I knew somebody was
after me. I forgot who.
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John, the Jacksons are here.
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Right. I always steal
ideas without realising.
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That's what keeps
the magazine original!
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Funny your suggesting the series.
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Is it? Why?
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Oh...
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Lots of reasons.
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You make up your
mind too quickly
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about people, mr
green. Women, anyway.
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- I saw you do it when you sat down.
- As apparent as all that?
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You cross-filed
and indexed me. A
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little too well-bred,
self-confident...
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Artificial, a trifle absurd.
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- Typical New York.
- No. I didn't have time.
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Yes, you did! I even
left out a few things.
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Faintly irritating
upper-class manner...
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over-bright voice...
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All right, all right.
I give up. You win.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't resist it.
Because it's only partly true.
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Is this your first trip east?
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No. Every other time I've
been here, though...
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I've had a plane or railroad
or a boat ticket for tomorrow.
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- Are you going to stay?
- I think so.
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You're getting a pretty complete
story on me. Now it's your turn.
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Well, you know I'm divorced.
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Um, I help run a nursery school.
I'm called miss Lacey.
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Do you wantjust anything?
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- Just anything.
- Dinner.
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Dinner?
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No reading comics
at the table. Put it away.
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Oh, let me finish.
I'm right at the end.
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No making mysteries
at the table, Phil.
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Mysteries?
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You haven't mentioned
your assignment.
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Oh. He wants me to do
a series on anti-semitism.
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- You don't sound very enthusiastic.
- I'm not.
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Will he insist on your doing it?
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Oh, no. He's not
that kind of an editor.
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Ma, what do you do to just eggs
to make them taste this way?
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Pray over them.
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- Have a good time last night?
- Yeah.
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You know, you need new people
as much as you need new places.
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I mean, everybody does, not just you.
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It was a good bunch to start on.
The funny thing: It was a girl...
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minify's niece, who suggested
that series on anti-semitism.
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You don't say!
Why, women'll be thinking next, Phil.
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- What's anti-semitism?
- Hm? What's anti-semitism?
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Oh, that's where
some people don't like
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other people just
because they're Jews.
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Oh. Why? Are they bad?
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Some are, sure. Some aren't.
It's like everybody else.
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What are Jews,
anyway? I mean exactly.
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Well, remember last week when
you asked me about that church...
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- and I said there were different churches?
- Yeah.
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Well, the people who
go to that particular
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church are called
catholics, see?
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There are people who go to other
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churches and they're
called protestants.
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Then there are others who go to
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still different ones,
and they're Jews...
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only they call their churches
synagogues or temples.
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And why don't some people like those?
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That's kind of a tough
one to explain, Tom.
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Some people hate
catholics, some hate Jews.
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And no one hates us
cos we're Americans!
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Well, no. No, that's...
That's another thing again.
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You can be American and a catholic
or American and a protestant...
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or American and a Jew.
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Look, Tom. It's like this.
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One thing's your
country, like America
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- or France or Germany.
- All the countries.
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The flag is different, the uniform
is different and the language.
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And the airplanes
are marked different?
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That's right.
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But the other thing
is religion, like the
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Jewish, catholic or
protestant religion, see?
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That hasn't anything
to do with the flag
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or the uniform or the
planes. You got it?
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- Yup.
- Don't get mixed up on it.
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- I got it.
- Some people are mixed up.
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Why?
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It's 8.30, Tommy.
You better get going.
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Yeah, you'll be
late. Finish your milk.
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Thanks, grandma. Bye.
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Phew!
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That's all right, Phil.
You're good with him.
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That kid's gonna wreck me yet!
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Did you and dad go
through this with me?
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Course we did.
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- Are you very disappointed, Phil?
- Yes, I am.
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I was almost sure he'd hand me
the stassen story. Or Washington.
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I wasn't looking for
an easy one, ma. But I
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did want something I
could make good on.
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I'd so like the first one here to be
a natural, something they'd read.
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So there's enough anti-semitism
in life without reading about it?
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No. But this one's doomed
before I've started.
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What could I possibly say that
hasn't been said before? I don't know.
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Maybe it hasn't been
said well enough.
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If it had, you wouldn't
have had to explain it
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to Tommy just now,
your father and I to you.
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It would be nice sometime not to have
to explain it to someone like Tommy.
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Kids are so decent to start with.
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- Home for lunch?
- No.
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Think I'll take a walk.
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You're quite a girl, ma.
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You seem surprised. Why?
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I didn't think you'd do it.
You've a bad poker face, Phil.
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You were disappointed in the
assignment the minute I mentioned it.
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- What changed your mind?
- A couple of things.
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I may put my niece under contract.
Inspiration department.
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No, it wasn't that. It was my kid.
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I had to explain it to him this
morning. It was kind of tough.
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It's really each house,
each family, that
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decides it. Anyway, I
wanna do it very much.
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I couldn't be more pleased.
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I'll have to get some
facts and figures.
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What?!
240
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,268
I said I'll have to
get facts and figures.
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00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:40,568
Wait a minute. Hold on.
I've got 18 hacks on this magazine...
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00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:42,095
who can do this series with
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their hands full of
facts and figures.
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00:15:44,368 --> 00:15:46,140
I don't need you
for that. What do
245
00:15:46,164 --> 00:15:48,268
you think I brought
you here for, facts?
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Use your head. Go
right to the source. I
247
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:53,068
want some angle,
some compelling lead.
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Some dramatic device
to humanise it so it gets read.
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00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:58,968
- You don't want much, just the moon!
- With parsley.
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00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,393
Suggestion: There's a
bigger thing to do than
251
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,868
to go after the crackpot
story. It's been done.
252
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:06,068
It's the wider spread that I want.
253
00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:09,038
The people that'd never
go to an anti-semitic
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00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:11,768
meeting or send a
dime to Gerald lk Smith.
255
00:16:13,568 --> 00:16:15,568
All right.
256
00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:18,468
I'll knock it around.
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00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:22,968
Give my best to
the research department. So long.
258
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,961
You don't happen to
want my niece's number?
259
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,968
Regent 70493. We're
having dinner together.
260
00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:32,468
I always like to go
right to the source.
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00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:38,868
- Fresh coffee, sir.
- Oh, thank you.
262
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,668
- You're a flattering listener.
- I'm interested.
263
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:48,147
No, it's more than
that. Your face takes
264
00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:50,844
sides, as if you were
voting for and against.
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00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:54,568
When I told you about my longing to
have a nice home, you looked happy.
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00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:57,256
When I told you about
uncle John offering
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to send me to vassar,
you looked bleak.
268
00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:02,768
How'd your parents take it...
269
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:05,493
about mr minify giving
you an allowance
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00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,968
and pretty clothes
and all the rest?
271
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,864
Oh, they said they
wanted Jane, my sister,
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00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:13,568
and me to have things
that'd make us happy.
273
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,268
- And did they?
- Yes, I think so.
274
00:17:19,268 --> 00:17:21,368
I quit being envious.
275
00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:24,868
And... snobbish.
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I felt right and easy.
277
00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:31,944
Now you're looking all dubious again.
278
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,493
Oh, please, don't
think that I'm just
279
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:37,268
sitting here approving
and disapproving.
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00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:42,368
It's not that.
It's... it's just that...
281
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,768
Well, I...
282
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,168
We've certainly
covered a lot of ground.
283
00:17:52,769 --> 00:17:55,345
Are you engaged to anybody now?
284
00:17:55,369 --> 00:17:57,369
Or in love or anything?
285
00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:59,569
Not especially.
286
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,869
Are you?
287
00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:05,969
Not anything.
288
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,769
Dance?
289
00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:14,069
Oh, by the way...
290
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:18,869
why was your ex-husband asked up
to the minifys' when you were there?
291
00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:21,193
They trying to
bring you together?
292
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:24,469
Could be. Aunt Jessie
does it every once in a while.
293
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:28,169
Did you ask me to dance?
294
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:17,469
- Oh, Phil! Miss Lacey!
- Ok.
295
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:23,369
He'll be right here.
296
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,269
He's still at it.
297
00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:32,069
Hi! How's the big outside world?
Still there? Everybody having fun?
298
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:36,169
No, no, I'm fine.
Just wish I were dead, that's all.
299
00:19:36,269 --> 00:19:37,564
Thanks. I'm in my stubborn
300
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:39,669
streak now. If it
won't budge, I won't.
301
00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:44,169
Great. At the rate it's going, do you
think you'd like me with white hair?
302
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:46,786
Yeah, I think you'd
look dandy with white
303
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,169
hair. I'll be right
here still trying.
304
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:51,545
No, do. If you don't
call, I wonder why, so
305
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:53,869
it works out as an
interruption either way.
306
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:57,369
Well, I work myself. How many
interruptions a day do you want?
307
00:19:57,669 --> 00:20:00,323
Oh, I'll thank you to
call me five or six times
308
00:20:00,347 --> 00:20:02,969
a day. It's your fault
I'm in this jam anyway.
309
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,369
Ok. Bye.
310
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:11,069
Why not take some time off?
You've been at it for a week.
311
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:15,069
Oh, you know me, ma. I'd be
no fun for Kathy or anybody else.
312
00:20:15,169 --> 00:20:17,545
I'm certainly no fun for myself.
313
00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,169
- No ideas at all yet?
- Sure, plenty...
314
00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:24,269
but they all explode in my face
after an hour. They don't stand up.
315
00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:27,569
When you get the right one
a click happens inside of you.
316
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:30,369
It hasn't happened yet,
and doesn't look like it will.
317
00:20:30,469 --> 00:20:32,512
I'm bored with the whole thing.
318
00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:35,269
Bored with myself,
as a matter of fact.
319
00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:40,069
Hey, ma, do you think I'm losing my
grip? Writers do. Maybe it's my turn.
320
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:42,869
You better not. You couldn't
make it at anything else.
321
00:20:42,969 --> 00:20:46,445
Well, thanks, you can go now.
That's a big help!
322
00:20:46,469 --> 00:20:49,095
Bring those things
in with you, will you?
323
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,769
Isn't it always tough
at the start, Phil?
324
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:54,069
Never like this.
325
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,245
Never. I've tried everything.
326
00:20:56,269 --> 00:20:58,635
Anti-semitism in
business, professions.
327
00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:01,169
It's all there, but I
can't make it give.
328
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:03,851
I've tried it separately
and together. Each time
329
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,269
I think I'm on the edge
of something good...
330
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:10,845
it turns into the same old drool
of statistics and protest.
331
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:14,369
It's like beating your head
against a concrete wall.
332
00:21:16,069 --> 00:21:18,369
Gee, I wish Dave were here.
333
00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:20,345
- Dave Goldman?
- Yeah.
334
00:21:20,369 --> 00:21:22,504
He'd be the guy
to talk it over with.
335
00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:23,769
Yes. Still overseas?
336
00:21:23,869 --> 00:21:28,269
Yeah. Looks like he's stuck there
too. He'd be just the one, though.
337
00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:31,469
Hey. Hey, ma, maybe
that's a new tack.
338
00:21:31,569 --> 00:21:34,014
So far I've been
digging into facts and
339
00:21:34,038 --> 00:21:36,545
evidence. I've sort
of ignored feelings.
340
00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:39,448
How must a fellow
like Dave feel about this?
341
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:40,769
That's good, Phil.
342
00:21:40,869 --> 00:21:42,918
Over and above
what we feel about it,
343
00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:45,069
what must a Jew
feel about this thing?
344
00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:48,645
Dave! Can I think my
way into Dave's mind?
345
00:21:48,669 --> 00:21:50,969
He's the kind of fellow
I'd be if I were a Jew.
346
00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:53,168
We grew up together,
lived in the same
347
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:55,369
kind of homes, did
everything together.
348
00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:59,869
Whatever Dave feels now:
Indifference, outrage, contempt...
349
00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:02,556
would be the feelings
of Dave not only as a
350
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,345
Jew, but the way I feel
as a man, an American.
351
00:22:05,369 --> 00:22:07,845
- Is that right, ma?
- Write him a letter.
352
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,533
Maybe I've broken
this log jam. This is it.
353
00:22:10,557 --> 00:22:13,069
Put it down like
you just said it to me.
354
00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:22,969
Now what do I say?
355
00:22:26,269 --> 00:22:28,519
What do I say? "Dear
Dave, how do you feel
356
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:30,869
when you hear rankin
calling people kikes?"
357
00:22:30,969 --> 00:22:33,345
"Or when you hear
about Jewish kids getting
358
00:22:33,369 --> 00:22:35,769
their teeth kicked out
by Jew-haters here?"
359
00:22:35,869 --> 00:22:38,869
Could you write that
kind of a letter, ma?
360
00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:40,734
No, that's no
good, all of it. It
361
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,969
wouldn't be any
good if I could write it.
362
00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:45,221
There isn't any way
you can tear open the
363
00:22:45,245 --> 00:22:47,369
secret heart of another
human being, ma.
364
00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:51,669
Yes, I guess you're right, but there
must be some way. There must!
365
00:22:51,769 --> 00:22:55,969
Hey, don't you get started. I don't
wanna depress the whole family.
366
00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:57,769
You look tired. Go to bed.
367
00:22:57,869 --> 00:22:59,756
One good thing came out of this
368
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:02,369
anyway. Reminded
me I owe Dave a letter.
369
00:23:02,469 --> 00:23:08,269
And I'd like more sympathy now that
you see how tough it is. Sympathy? Oh, no.
370
00:23:08,369 --> 00:23:11,137
I think it's worth it,
if it's any consolation.
371
00:23:11,161 --> 00:23:12,669
It's mighty small, ma...
372
00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:15,345
but I'm in no position to dicker.
373
00:23:15,369 --> 00:23:17,469
Good night, baby.
374
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,369
Tommy?
375
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:07,969
Ma!
376
00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:12,045
Is it your heart? Does
it seem like the heart?
377
00:24:12,069 --> 00:24:13,069
Wait.
378
00:24:17,769 --> 00:24:20,069
You all right? Seem any easier?
379
00:24:23,569 --> 00:24:24,520
Passing.
380
00:24:24,544 --> 00:24:27,445
Well, I'll get a
doctor. I'll phone Kathy.
381
00:24:27,469 --> 00:24:31,169
- No.
- She'll know one. Wait.
382
00:24:32,969 --> 00:24:34,869
Oh...
383
00:24:37,669 --> 00:24:42,869
I never... realised pain
could be so... sharp.
384
00:24:42,969 --> 00:24:46,369
You let me phone Kathy.
She'll know a heart man.
385
00:24:47,769 --> 00:24:48,859
What time is it?
386
00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:51,669
Oh, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
387
00:24:54,169 --> 00:24:56,269
Come on.
388
00:24:58,469 --> 00:25:01,369
- Come back and hold my hand.
- Sure, sure.
389
00:25:23,269 --> 00:25:26,369
Will she die, pop? Will she?
390
00:25:26,469 --> 00:25:30,969
Well, she'll die some day, Tom.
Just like you or me or anybody.
391
00:25:31,069 --> 00:25:34,169
The doctor said she might
be fine for years if she's careful.
392
00:25:34,269 --> 00:25:36,556
Your grandma's not
young, Tom, and all
393
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:39,045
that packing and
unpacking tired her out.
394
00:25:39,069 --> 00:25:41,669
I'll bet we can run
this place between us.
395
00:25:41,693 --> 00:25:42,545
Sure.
396
00:25:42,569 --> 00:25:44,269
Pop, what are we...
397
00:25:44,369 --> 00:25:46,469
It's scary, Tom. I know.
398
00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:49,469
I was scared last
night myself, plenty.
399
00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:51,372
We'll take care of
her and she might
400
00:25:51,396 --> 00:25:53,569
be fine until you're
married and have kids.
401
00:25:53,669 --> 00:25:55,569
That's the doctor.
402
00:25:55,669 --> 00:25:57,520
Will you make breakfast
and go to school?
403
00:25:57,544 --> 00:25:58,169
Sure.
404
00:25:58,269 --> 00:26:01,569
We'll run this place just fine.
You get going now.
405
00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:22,983
I told your mother
the truth: People with
406
00:26:23,007 --> 00:26:25,969
hearts outlive everyone
else, if they take care.
407
00:26:26,069 --> 00:26:27,876
This may prove
to be what we call
408
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:30,269
"false angina", instead
of the true angina.
409
00:26:30,369 --> 00:26:35,445
You keep her in bed for a few days... Then
we'll get her to the office and really see.
410
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,869
No use getting too
technical until we know.
411
00:26:37,969 --> 00:26:39,203
Doctor, are you sure?
412
00:26:39,227 --> 00:26:41,469
I never minimise
at a time like this.
413
00:26:41,569 --> 00:26:43,869
I don't frighten,
but I don't minimise.
414
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,346
Right now it's
nothing to worry about.
415
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,170
Phil.
416
00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:49,990
Go ahead. I know
the way out. I'll keep
417
00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:53,170
dropping in for the next
few days. Thank you.
418
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:57,681
Everything ok?
419
00:26:57,705 --> 00:27:00,970
No need to look like
Hamlet. I feel great.
420
00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:04,970
Well, don't crowd things.
Feel like talking?
421
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:07,570
Ever know me when I didn't?
Except last night.
422
00:27:07,670 --> 00:27:13,170
Now I really believe the doctor
for the first time. Good. So do I.
423
00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:14,894
Tommy get off all right?
424
00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:17,746
Sure he did. Fixed
his own breakfast too.
425
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,546
- I'll be up tomorrow.
- You won't.
426
00:27:19,570 --> 00:27:21,546
- Yes, I will.
- No, you won't.
427
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:24,070
- Get any sleep?
- Sure.
428
00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:26,270
Eyes like poached eggs.
429
00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:29,670
Get some sleep today.
Don't try to work, please.
430
00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:32,296
Well, you don't need
to worry about that,
431
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,846
ma. I've decided. I'm
gonna phone minify.
432
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,886
There's a virtue in
knowing when you're licked.
433
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:40,570
I'm licked and I
might as well accept it.
434
00:27:40,670 --> 00:27:43,270
- I decided last night.
- When?
435
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,896
When I was with you,
waiting for the doctor.
436
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920
Why?
437
00:27:47,170 --> 00:27:49,970
Well, I was scared, ma.
438
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:52,833
Like I used to be when
I'd get to wondering
439
00:27:52,857 --> 00:27:55,770
what I'd do if anything
ever happened to you.
440
00:27:55,870 --> 00:28:00,270
It all came back. I was a kid again
and my ma was sick. Now, Phil.
441
00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:02,970
I wanted to ask
"is it awful? Are you afraid?"
442
00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:06,022
But... there are some
questions nobody
443
00:28:06,046 --> 00:28:08,870
can ask, and they
can't be answered.
444
00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,822
I'll know the answer
to those two when
445
00:28:10,846 --> 00:28:12,770
I feel it myself,
when I'm lying there.
446
00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:18,070
And that's the way it is with the
series, ma. I can't really write it.
447
00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:20,773
But you got the answers
before. Every article
448
00:28:20,797 --> 00:28:23,270
you wrote, the right
answers got in somehow.
449
00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,949
Yeah, but I didn't ask
for them. When I wanted
450
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:28,370
to find out about a
scared guy in ajalopy...
451
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:30,654
I didn't stand on
route 66 and stop
452
00:28:30,678 --> 00:28:33,070
him so I could ask
a lot of questions.
453
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,505
I bought myself
some old clothes and a
454
00:28:35,529 --> 00:28:38,070
broken-down car and
took route 66 myself.
455
00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:40,846
I lived in their camps,
ate what they ate.
456
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:44,070
I found the answers in my own guts,
not somebody else's.
457
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:47,026
I didn't say "what
does it feel like to be an"
458
00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,770
"okie?" I was an okie.
That's the difference.
459
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,123
On the coal-mine
series, I didn't sit in
460
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,246
my bedroom and do
a lot of research, did I?
461
00:28:54,270 --> 00:28:58,170
I didn't go tap some poor, grimy guy
on the shoulder and make him talk.
462
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,970
I got myself a job. I went down
in the dark. I slept in a shack.
463
00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:06,470
I didn't try to dig into
a coal miner's heart. I was a miner.
464
00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:13,570
Ma...
465
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,270
Maybe...
466
00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:18,470
Hey, maybe...
467
00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:22,470
I got it!
468
00:29:22,570 --> 00:29:26,470
- A lead, the idea, the angle.
- This is the way! It's the only way.
469
00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:29,070
I'll... I'll be Jewish!
470
00:29:29,670 --> 00:29:32,423
I'll... well, all I gotta
do is say it. Nobody
471
00:29:32,447 --> 00:29:34,870
knows me around
here. I can just say it.
472
00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:36,746
I can live it myself
for six weeks,
473
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:38,846
eight weeks, no
matter how long it takes.
474
00:29:38,870 --> 00:29:40,214
Ma, it's right this time!
475
00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:42,670
It must be. Always is
when you're this sure.
476
00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:46,970
Listen, I even got the title:
"I was Jewish for six months."
477
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,770
It's right, Phil.
478
00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,670
Ma...
479
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:53,870
This is it.
480
00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:56,970
That clickjust happened inside of me.
481
00:29:57,670 --> 00:30:00,473
It won't be the same,
sure, but it'll be close.
482
00:30:00,497 --> 00:30:02,970
I can just say I am
and see what happens.
483
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:05,870
It'll work. It'll work fine, Phil.
484
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,396
Dark hair, dark eyes.
Sure, so has Dave.
485
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:10,846
So have a lot of guys
who aren't Jewish.
486
00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:13,870
No accent, no mannerisms.
Neither has Dave.
487
00:30:16,170 --> 00:30:17,870
Name: Phil green.
488
00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:20,770
Skip the schuyler. Might be anything.
489
00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:23,170
Phil green!
490
00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:24,513
Ma, it's a cinch.
491
00:30:24,537 --> 00:30:27,670
This is the best
medicine I could have had.
492
00:30:27,770 --> 00:30:29,523
Will you keep my
secret if you meet
493
00:30:29,547 --> 00:30:31,570
people? It has to be
without exceptions.
494
00:30:31,670 --> 00:30:33,348
If you're Jewish, I am too.
495
00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:37,070
Take it easy, don't get
excited. I gotta phone right away.
496
00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:42,170
Why don't you have
Kathy come over here?
497
00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,721
How'd you know I
wouldn't phone minify?
498
00:30:44,745 --> 00:30:45,570
Dope.
499
00:30:45,670 --> 00:30:49,470
Nobody phones a magazine editor
with that look on his face.
500
00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:54,928
Oh, Phil, it's
nice. It's attractive.
501
00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:58,170
It's not done yet. The
packages are pictures.
502
00:30:58,270 --> 00:30:59,946
- A fireplace.
- Works too.
503
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:05,870
Mine's fake. How's your mother? Dr craigie
said she'd be fine. Oh, she's all right.
504
00:31:05,970 --> 00:31:09,370
- What's the angle? Tell me fast!
- I will. I'll just check up on ma.
505
00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:11,570
Good. Give her my love.
506
00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:35,870
- She's sleeping like a baby.
- Good. Don't worry about her.
507
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:39,070
- Let's have a drink. Some Sherry?
- All right.
508
00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:43,109
You're still not telling me.
509
00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:46,070
Funny. I thought I'd
spill it out immediately.
510
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,370
- You sounded so excited.
- I am.
511
00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:49,849
Must be really something.
512
00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:52,470
There'll be stumbling
blocks but I don't care.
513
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:54,670
I'll lick them...
514
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:57,270
I'll lick them when I get to them.
515
00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:07,170
Kathy!
516
00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:10,070
Phil!
517
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,670
Phil, wait now.
518
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:34,870
You go over there and let me sit
here a minute. What is it, Kathy?
519
00:32:34,970 --> 00:32:36,470
Nothing.
520
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:39,570
I was just thinking.
521
00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:46,570
Marriage can be such
a good way to live, Kathy.
522
00:32:46,670 --> 00:32:49,270
All these years I've kept hoping.
523
00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:52,170
I've kept hoping too.
524
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:55,670
But when you've made
a mistake once, you're afraid.
525
00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:59,970
You're not afraid now?
526
00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:02,870
No, Phil.
527
00:33:02,970 --> 00:33:04,870
Darling...
528
00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:09,351
What are you
smiling at? No secrets.
529
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,970
I was just thinking.
530
00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:17,070
I was just playing that old game -
all women do it. Trying out the name.
531
00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:19,270
Say it out loud.
532
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,770
Mrs schuyler green.
533
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,970
How does it sound?
534
00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:33,470
It sounds just fine.
535
00:33:35,070 --> 00:33:37,370
How does it look on me?
536
00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:39,470
I like it.
537
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:42,170
Kathy...
538
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,070
you're not sorry about... Tom?
539
00:33:45,870 --> 00:33:49,025
I'm glad. It's as if my
marriage hadn't been
540
00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:52,370
wasted, as if I'd had a
son growing up for me.
541
00:34:05,470 --> 00:34:08,670
I knew you'd get it. Can
you get away with it?
542
00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:10,646
If you and Kathy
and mrs minify won't
543
00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:12,670
give me away. I
haven't told Kathy yet.
544
00:34:12,770 --> 00:34:15,002
I'll tell mrs minify.
When do you start?
545
00:34:15,026 --> 00:34:16,026
What about now?
546
00:34:16,070 --> 00:34:18,401
Fine. I'll get you an
office and a secretary.
547
00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,370
But the secretary
would have to know.
548
00:34:20,470 --> 00:34:23,612
Yeah... well, why?
Supposing I were Jewish.
549
00:34:23,636 --> 00:34:26,370
What difference
would it make to her?
550
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:29,746
You're right, Phil.
I'm excited. They'll read this.
551
00:34:29,770 --> 00:34:33,146
- Mr minify, mr weisman is waiting.
- Yes.
552
00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:35,446
What about lunch?
Chance to meet the whole
553
00:34:35,470 --> 00:34:37,770
staff. Irving weisman
is lunching with us.
554
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:41,670
- Yeah. He's the big industrialist.
- Yes. He's a colourful fellow.
555
00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:44,670
Old friend of mine. I
know you'll like him.
556
00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:53,770
Sorry we're late. Very sorry, Irving.
557
00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:56,870
- Mr Phil green. Mr Irving weisman.
- Mr weisman.
558
00:34:56,970 --> 00:35:01,970
Lew Jordan, our personnel manager.
Joe tingler, our demon photographer.
559
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:05,370
Bert mcanny, best layout man
this side of the Mexican border.
560
00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:08,970
And last, as a kind of dessert,
Anne dettrey, our fashion editor.
561
00:35:09,070 --> 00:35:11,926
Clever and dangerous.
Eats men alive!
562
00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:14,470
Thank you. Sit down beside her.
563
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,270
- Isn't it schuyler green?
- That's my writing name.
564
00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:20,721
Mr green will do a
series on anti-semitism.
565
00:35:20,745 --> 00:35:21,870
Really?
566
00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,370
Again?
567
00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:27,570
Not again. For the first time.
We're going to split it wide open.
568
00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:29,395
Do you mind my saying, as an old
569
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,770
friend, I think it a
very bad idea, John?
570
00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:34,681
It's the most harmful
thing you can do now.
571
00:35:34,705 --> 00:35:37,170
Not at all. Why
is it a harmful idea?
572
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:40,770
Because it'll only stir it up more,
that's why. Let it alone.
573
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:43,271
- We'll handle it in our way.
- The hush-hush way?
574
00:35:43,371 --> 00:35:45,757
I don't care what
you call it. Let it
575
00:35:45,781 --> 00:35:48,571
alone. You can't write
it out of existence.
576
00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:50,403
We've fought it for years. We
577
00:35:50,427 --> 00:35:52,947
know the less talk
about it, the better.
578
00:35:52,971 --> 00:35:55,457
Sure. Pretend it
doesn't exist and add to
579
00:35:55,481 --> 00:35:58,171
the conspiracy of
silence. I should say not.
580
00:35:58,271 --> 00:36:03,371
Keep silent and let bilbo and Gerald
lk Smith do all the talking? No, sir.
581
00:36:03,471 --> 00:36:06,344
Irving, you and your
let's-be-quiet-about-it
582
00:36:06,368 --> 00:36:09,071
committees have
gotjust exactly no place.
583
00:36:09,171 --> 00:36:11,375
We're going to call a
spade a dirty spade.
584
00:36:11,399 --> 00:36:13,471
I think it's high
time and a fine idea.
585
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,971
So do I. I couldn't agree
with mr minify more.
586
00:36:16,071 --> 00:36:19,871
- You sound pretty hot about it.
- Well, I feel pretty hot about it.
587
00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:22,224
And I don't think
it has anything to
588
00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:24,771
do with the fact that
I'm Jewish myself.
589
00:36:37,871 --> 00:36:38,559
Right office?
590
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,671
Mr green? Yes,
sir, this is your office.
591
00:36:40,771 --> 00:36:43,747
I'm your secretary, miss wales.
Elaine wales.
592
00:36:43,771 --> 00:36:45,871
How do you do?
593
00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:57,071
- Mind if we get right to work?
- Not at all.
594
00:37:08,671 --> 00:37:10,597
You know about
the series I'm doing?
595
00:37:10,621 --> 00:37:11,271
Yes, sir.
596
00:37:11,371 --> 00:37:13,392
Good. I wanna
start a file. I want you
597
00:37:13,416 --> 00:37:15,671
to write form letters
to clubs, resorts...
598
00:37:15,771 --> 00:37:18,390
interviews forjobs,
apartments for lease,
599
00:37:18,414 --> 00:37:21,371
applications for medical
schools and so forth.
600
00:37:21,471 --> 00:37:24,671
- I got a whole list here somewhere.
- Yes, sir.
601
00:37:24,871 --> 00:37:26,638
Write all the letters on blank
602
00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:29,147
stationery and send
two to each address.
603
00:37:29,171 --> 00:37:31,420
One I wanna sign
"schuyler green" and the
604
00:37:31,444 --> 00:37:33,771
other "Philip Greenberg".
See what I mean?
605
00:37:33,871 --> 00:37:34,747
Yes, sir.
606
00:37:34,771 --> 00:37:37,471
Have the replies sent
to my home address.
607
00:37:37,571 --> 00:37:39,171
Yes, sir.
608
00:37:39,271 --> 00:37:41,263
Course you know
it will be "yes" to
609
00:37:41,287 --> 00:37:43,471
the Greens and "no"
to the greenbergs.
610
00:37:43,571 --> 00:37:46,047
Sure, but I want it for the record.
611
00:37:46,071 --> 00:37:48,797
Now, if your name
was Saul green or Irving,
612
00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:51,571
you wouldn't have
to go to all this bother.
613
00:37:51,671 --> 00:37:53,305
I changed mine. Did you?
614
00:37:53,329 --> 00:37:56,071
Wales? No, green's
always been my name.
615
00:37:56,171 --> 00:37:59,271
- What's yours?
- Walovsky. Estelle walovsky.
616
00:37:59,371 --> 00:38:02,471
And I just couldn't take it.
About applications, I mean.
617
00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:07,571
So one day I wrote the same firm two
letters. Same as you're doing now.
618
00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:10,278
I sent the Elaine
wales one after they'd
619
00:38:10,302 --> 00:38:12,971
said there were no
openings to my first one.
620
00:38:13,071 --> 00:38:15,347
I got the job all right.
621
00:38:15,371 --> 00:38:17,671
Do you know what firm that was?
622
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,271
Smith's weekly,
623
00:38:21,471 --> 00:38:24,471
- no!
- Yes, mr green.
624
00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:29,271
A great liberal magazine
that fights injustice on all sides.
625
00:38:29,371 --> 00:38:31,671
It slays me. I love it.
626
00:38:32,871 --> 00:38:34,217
Mr minify know about it?
627
00:38:34,241 --> 00:38:36,771
He wouldn't bother
thinking about small fry.
628
00:38:36,871 --> 00:38:39,571
That's mr Jordan's department,
hiring and firing.
629
00:38:39,671 --> 00:38:42,377
But if anybody snitched,
you know there'd
630
00:38:42,401 --> 00:38:44,871
be some excuse for
throwing them out.
631
00:38:46,571 --> 00:38:50,771
So anyway, I thought maybe
you had changed yours sometime.
632
00:38:51,571 --> 00:38:54,171
I mean, when I heard you were Jewish.
633
00:38:55,271 --> 00:38:57,571
You heard it?
634
00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:59,771
Why, sure.
635
00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:03,471
- Is this the list?
- Yeah.
636
00:39:04,871 --> 00:39:06,971
When?
637
00:39:07,771 --> 00:39:10,147
Well, when you finished luncheon
638
00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:13,171
and went back to
mr minify's office...
639
00:39:14,871 --> 00:39:17,171
it kind of got around.
640
00:39:26,471 --> 00:39:29,125
She'll be up and about
day after tomorrow. You
641
00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:31,771
wouldn't mind if I had
her see an internist?
642
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:34,371
No. I'll make an
appointment if you wish.
643
00:39:34,471 --> 00:39:38,171
I use Mason Van dick or James Kent.
Or if you've someone you'd like?
644
00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,720
One of the editors
at the magazine
645
00:39:40,744 --> 00:39:43,571
recommended someone.
Dr... Dr Abrahams.
646
00:39:43,671 --> 00:39:45,071
Abrahams?
647
00:39:45,171 --> 00:39:48,947
Yes. Je Abrahams, mount
sinai hospital, Beth Israel, or both.
648
00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:51,894
Yes, of course. If you
decide to have your
649
00:39:51,918 --> 00:39:55,071
mother see Van dick
or Kent, I'll arrange it.
650
00:39:55,171 --> 00:39:57,988
Why? Isn't this
Abrahams fellow any good?
651
00:39:58,012 --> 00:40:00,271
No, nothing like that. Good man.
652
00:40:00,371 --> 00:40:03,947
Not given to overcharging
and stringing visits out...
653
00:40:03,971 --> 00:40:06,271
the way some do.
654
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,265
You mean the way
some doctors do, or do
655
00:40:09,289 --> 00:40:11,847
you mean the way
some Jewish doctors do?
656
00:40:11,871 --> 00:40:16,571
I suppose you're right.
I suppose some of us do it too.
657
00:40:16,671 --> 00:40:19,371
Not just the chosen people.
658
00:40:19,471 --> 00:40:22,847
If Abrahams doesn't impress me,
I'll try Van dick or Kent.
659
00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:25,129
I've no special
loyalty to Jewish
660
00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:27,971
doctors simply because
I'm Jewish myself.
661
00:40:28,971 --> 00:40:33,247
No, of course not.
Good man's a good man.
662
00:40:33,271 --> 00:40:36,047
- I don't believe in prejudice.
- I see.
663
00:40:36,071 --> 00:40:38,371
Well, uh...
664
00:40:38,471 --> 00:40:40,571
good evening.
665
00:40:51,271 --> 00:40:54,071
- Evening, mr green.
- Evening, mr Olsen.
666
00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:23,696
Say, mr green, why
not fill out one of them
667
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,871
cards at the post office,
or tell the mailman?
668
00:41:26,971 --> 00:41:30,371
- What's the matter with this way?
- It's the rules.
669
00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:32,971
Leave that alone.
670
00:41:33,071 --> 00:41:35,447
It's nothing I can
help. It's the rules.
671
00:41:35,471 --> 00:41:37,634
The renting agent
should have explained.
672
00:41:37,658 --> 00:41:39,471
That is, excuse
me, if you are...
673
00:41:39,571 --> 00:41:41,842
Excuse me, nothing!
This is my place
674
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,471
for two years, and
don't touch that card.
675
00:41:58,471 --> 00:42:01,116
You don't mean we're
having dinner here?
676
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,140
I do indeed.
677
00:42:03,371 --> 00:42:05,171
- So we can talk.
- Talk, huh?
678
00:42:05,271 --> 00:42:09,171
You sit there. I'm not going to
let you get going on another thing.
679
00:42:09,271 --> 00:42:11,397
You don't eat until
you tell me the angle.
680
00:42:11,421 --> 00:42:13,547
I've been trying to
guess it all day long.
681
00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:15,371
- Have you really?
- Yes, I have.
682
00:42:15,471 --> 00:42:17,566
I kept thinking
"suppose I were he and
683
00:42:17,590 --> 00:42:19,871
I had to find an angle,
what would I do?"
684
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:23,471
- Well, what would you do?
- Well, I gotjust no place.
685
00:42:23,571 --> 00:42:25,497
Some ideas you told
me were excellent,
686
00:42:25,521 --> 00:42:27,571
but you threw them
out and kept hunting.
687
00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:30,747
Now you'll see why, just
as soon as I tell you.
688
00:42:30,771 --> 00:42:33,271
Phil, tell me.
689
00:42:33,371 --> 00:42:36,271
All right. Here it is.
690
00:42:36,371 --> 00:42:39,422
I'm gonna let everybody
know I'm Jewish.
691
00:42:39,446 --> 00:42:40,471
Jewish?
692
00:42:40,571 --> 00:42:42,435
But you're not,
Phil, are you? Not
693
00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:44,671
that it would make
any difference to me.
694
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,749
But you said "let
everybody know"
695
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:49,047
as if you hadn't
before and would now.
696
00:42:49,071 --> 00:42:52,871
So I just wondered. Not that it would
matter to me, one way or the other.
697
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:56,847
- Phil, you're annoyed.
- No. I... I was just thinking.
698
00:42:56,871 --> 00:42:59,971
- Don't be so serious about it.
- You know where I stand.
699
00:43:00,071 --> 00:43:01,047
Oh, I do.
700
00:43:01,071 --> 00:43:04,071
It's just that you
caught me off guard.
701
00:43:04,371 --> 00:43:06,529
You know, not
knowing much about you
702
00:43:06,553 --> 00:43:08,971
because you make
me talk about myself...
703
00:43:09,071 --> 00:43:12,947
so that for a minute there
I wasn't very bright on the uptake.
704
00:43:12,971 --> 00:43:15,946
Anyway, you don't
think much of my angle?
705
00:43:15,970 --> 00:43:16,947
Oh, I do.
706
00:43:16,971 --> 00:43:18,671
It's...
707
00:43:18,771 --> 00:43:21,271
- It's what?
- It's just that I...
708
00:43:22,071 --> 00:43:26,271
I think it'll mix everybody up.
People won't know what you are.
709
00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,593
Of course, after
the series is finished
710
00:43:29,617 --> 00:43:31,847
they'll know, but it'll
keep cropping up.
711
00:43:31,871 --> 00:43:33,971
All right.
712
00:43:35,271 --> 00:43:37,071
Let it.
713
00:43:37,171 --> 00:43:40,671
I must be out of my head.
"Let it" is right. Who cares?
714
00:43:40,771 --> 00:43:43,771
I was just being too
practical about things.
715
00:43:44,671 --> 00:43:47,947
That's what comes
from being a schoolteacher.
716
00:43:47,971 --> 00:43:50,071
Now tell me more.
717
00:43:50,871 --> 00:43:54,106
Well, to begin with,
you and the minifys'll
718
00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:56,847
have to promise
not to give me away.
719
00:43:56,871 --> 00:44:00,071
- No exceptions for anything. Ok?
- Ok.
720
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:04,571
- What about the people at Smith's?
- They're not in on it. Only minify.
721
00:44:04,671 --> 00:44:06,126
They think you're Jewish?
722
00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:08,671
Look, Kathy, I don't
think you understand.
723
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,516
If this is to work, the
only chance is to go
724
00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:14,371
whole hog. It's got to
go through everything.
725
00:44:18,571 --> 00:44:20,771
Of course.
726
00:44:20,871 --> 00:44:23,371
I hadn't really seen it before.
727
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:29,271
I didn't mean to be so sharp.
I'm... I'm sorry.
728
00:44:33,471 --> 00:44:35,371
Dinner?
729
00:44:36,171 --> 00:44:37,672
Yeah, fine.
730
00:44:37,772 --> 00:44:40,772
You sit there. I'm doing
the serving myself.
731
00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:09,572
More coffee? Only take a
minute to heat it. No, thanks.
732
00:45:17,372 --> 00:45:20,472
Oh, I... I think I'd
better be getting along.
733
00:45:23,172 --> 00:45:25,372
So soon?
734
00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:29,172
Well, I should look in at ma
before she gets to sleep.
735
00:45:29,272 --> 00:45:31,272
Of course.
736
00:45:34,072 --> 00:45:37,572
You have to get to the school
pretty early, don't you?
737
00:45:39,472 --> 00:45:41,372
Yes.
738
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:46,372
I had a pretty full day
at the magazine too.
739
00:45:47,472 --> 00:45:49,372
Yes.
740
00:45:53,772 --> 00:45:55,972
It was a mighty fine dinner.
741
00:45:56,072 --> 00:46:00,272
I'm glad you liked it. My car's
downstairs. Let me run you home.
742
00:46:00,372 --> 00:46:03,372
Well, thanks. I think I'll walk.
743
00:46:03,972 --> 00:46:06,072
It's a lovely night.
744
00:46:10,072 --> 00:46:12,172
Yes, it is.
745
00:46:13,472 --> 00:46:15,572
It's lovely.
746
00:46:20,172 --> 00:46:22,272
I'd better be getting off.
747
00:46:23,172 --> 00:46:25,845
Oh, don't bother. I
know where my hat is.
748
00:46:25,869 --> 00:46:26,972
It's no bother.
749
00:46:39,872 --> 00:46:42,972
- I'll call you sometime tomorrow.
- All right.
750
00:46:44,672 --> 00:46:47,172
- Good night.
- Good night, Phil.
751
00:47:03,672 --> 00:47:06,075
Mary said it'd be
all right to bring you.
752
00:47:06,099 --> 00:47:08,872
She's cooked a big
dinner, so there's plenty...
753
00:47:27,372 --> 00:47:29,472
I forgot something.
754
00:47:35,372 --> 00:47:38,472
- Darling!
- Kathy, what am I doing to us?
755
00:47:38,572 --> 00:47:42,072
It's my fault. I'm always weighing
and judging. I'm such a fool.
756
00:47:42,172 --> 00:47:46,148
No, I should have said the angle
was fine. And it is. It's wonderful!
757
00:47:46,172 --> 00:47:47,690
I don't know what happened. It
758
00:47:47,714 --> 00:47:49,872
started when you
spoke. I felt insulted.
759
00:47:49,972 --> 00:47:51,674
If I were Jewish, that's how I
760
00:47:51,698 --> 00:47:54,172
would've felt and I
couldn't let you off.
761
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,048
All through dinner
I tried to reach
762
00:47:56,072 --> 00:47:58,172
you, tell you I was
sorry and I couldn't.
763
00:47:58,272 --> 00:48:00,682
I don't know what
happened to me when you
764
00:48:00,706 --> 00:48:03,348
told me, except that
our evening was spoiled.
765
00:48:03,372 --> 00:48:06,072
- I wanted you to come back.
- Darling!
766
00:48:09,872 --> 00:48:12,648
But really, mr minify, I
never make it a policy
767
00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:15,472
just to hire... it's a
question of personality.
768
00:48:15,572 --> 00:48:18,006
Please understand,
mr minify. If a girl's
769
00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:20,348
personality is the
type that fits in...
770
00:48:20,372 --> 00:48:23,592
It's by chance that we
haven't one secretary
771
00:48:23,616 --> 00:48:26,572
named finkelstein or
Cohen? In New York?
772
00:48:26,672 --> 00:48:30,872
Come off it, Jordan!
Miss Miller, take a "help wanted" ad.
773
00:48:30,972 --> 00:48:34,472
"Expert secretary for editorial
department, national magazine."
774
00:48:34,572 --> 00:48:36,490
"Exacting work.
Religion is a matter
775
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,748
"of indifference to
this office." Got that?
776
00:48:38,772 --> 00:48:39,611
Yes, mr minify.
777
00:48:39,635 --> 00:48:42,072
In any other ad you
run, use that last line.
778
00:48:42,172 --> 00:48:45,572
That's all, miss Miller.
Good afternoon, Jordan.
779
00:48:47,472 --> 00:48:49,844
By the way, if you
should have to fire miss
780
00:48:49,868 --> 00:48:52,372
wales for any reason
whatever, at any time...
781
00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:57,572
remember I'd like to review the case
myself first. Good afternoon, mr minify.
782
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,219
I'm ashamed of myself
and the magazine. The
783
00:49:04,243 --> 00:49:06,748
notion that everybody's
doing bigger things.
784
00:49:06,772 --> 00:49:09,304
Well, nothing's bigger
than beating down the
785
00:49:09,328 --> 00:49:11,748
complacence of decent
people on prejudice.
786
00:49:11,772 --> 00:49:15,172
Yes, sir, I'm ashamed of myself.
Go on back to work.
787
00:49:22,172 --> 00:49:23,668
I believe that I've given an
788
00:49:23,692 --> 00:49:25,972
accurate picture of
my qualifications...
789
00:49:26,072 --> 00:49:29,972
and I would very much appreciate...
790
00:49:30,072 --> 00:49:33,572
your immediate consideration
and reply. Sincerely yours.
791
00:49:33,672 --> 00:49:36,072
Ask for an immediate
reply on all of them.
792
00:49:36,172 --> 00:49:39,972
Don't bother to do it today. It's
too late. Tomorrow'll be all right.
793
00:49:40,072 --> 00:49:42,295
Mr green, when will
you start dictating the
794
00:49:42,319 --> 00:49:44,872
series itself? I'd like to
get the decks cleared.
795
00:49:44,972 --> 00:49:47,840
I think I'll type it out
myself to start with.
796
00:49:47,864 --> 00:49:50,572
I'm not much good on
dictating actual copy.
797
00:49:50,672 --> 00:49:54,548
Well, that'll be all, miss wales.
You'd better get along home.
798
00:49:54,572 --> 00:49:56,672
All right.
799
00:49:57,272 --> 00:49:59,172
Mr green...
800
00:49:59,272 --> 00:50:02,772
- Is it true about mr Jordan?
- Is what true about mr Jordan?
801
00:50:02,872 --> 00:50:05,848
Well, he's telling
everybody about mr minify's
802
00:50:05,872 --> 00:50:08,872
ad. He thinks it's a
wonderful thing. He says,
803
00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,472
he does, huh?
804
00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:13,772
I thought I'd ask you if it's true
that the ad says right out...
805
00:50:13,872 --> 00:50:18,672
Right straight out, miss wales. It's
gonna be in all the papers tomorrow.
806
00:50:18,772 --> 00:50:21,872
Practically inviting any
type at all to apply?
807
00:50:21,972 --> 00:50:24,472
Any type? What do you mean?
808
00:50:24,572 --> 00:50:28,372
Mr green, you don't want things
changed around here, do you?
809
00:50:28,472 --> 00:50:31,230
Although you are a
writer. And it's different
810
00:50:31,254 --> 00:50:33,672
for writers. Different
for writers how?
811
00:50:33,772 --> 00:50:35,908
Well, I mean, just
let them get one
812
00:50:35,932 --> 00:50:38,572
wrong one in here
and it'll come out of us.
813
00:50:38,672 --> 00:50:41,972
It's no fun being the fall guy
for the kikey ones.
814
00:50:42,872 --> 00:50:45,472
Now, look, miss wales...
815
00:50:45,572 --> 00:50:48,872
we've gotta be frank.
You have a right to know right now...
816
00:50:48,972 --> 00:50:51,485
that words like yid
and kike and kikey
817
00:50:51,509 --> 00:50:54,372
and nigger and coon
make me kind of sick...
818
00:50:54,472 --> 00:50:57,872
- no matter who says them.
- But I only said it for a type.
819
00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,872
Yeah, but we're talking
about a word first.
820
00:51:01,772 --> 00:51:04,872
But, mr green, that
doesn't mean a thing.
821
00:51:04,972 --> 00:51:07,872
Sometimes I even say it to myself -
about me, I mean.
822
00:51:07,972 --> 00:51:11,114
Like if I'm about to do
something and I know I
823
00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:14,372
shouldn't, I say "don't
be such a little kike."
824
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,928
But let one
objectionable one get in...
825
00:51:16,952 --> 00:51:18,872
What do you mean
by objectionable?
826
00:51:18,972 --> 00:51:20,872
Loud and too much Rouge and...
827
00:51:20,972 --> 00:51:23,018
They don't hire
any loud, vulgar girls
828
00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,272
here. What makes
you think they'll start?
829
00:51:25,472 --> 00:51:29,272
It's not only that.
Mr green, you're sort of heckling me.
830
00:51:29,372 --> 00:51:32,461
You know the sort
that starts trouble and
831
00:51:32,485 --> 00:51:35,672
the sort that doesn't.
So why pin me down?
832
00:51:35,872 --> 00:51:39,372
You mean because we don't look
especially Jewish? We're ok Jews?
833
00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:42,372
Because with us
it can be kept nice and quiet?
834
00:51:42,472 --> 00:51:43,353
I didn't say...
835
00:51:43,377 --> 00:51:45,772
Listen, miss wales,
I hate anti-semitism.
836
00:51:46,072 --> 00:51:48,821
I hate it when it comes
from you or any Jew,
837
00:51:48,845 --> 00:51:51,372
as much as when it
comes from a gentile.
838
00:51:51,472 --> 00:51:53,372
Me? Why, mr green...
839
00:51:53,472 --> 00:51:55,772
See you tomorrow, miss wales.
840
00:51:56,472 --> 00:51:58,572
Good night.
841
00:52:11,772 --> 00:52:14,648
- Why don't you go home?
- I'm slowly going crazy!
842
00:52:14,672 --> 00:52:17,772
- Hi, there!
- Hello, miss dettrey.
843
00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:20,377
How can you stride
down the hall with such
844
00:52:20,401 --> 00:52:22,848
energy at the end of
the day? I'm bushed.
845
00:52:22,872 --> 00:52:24,840
Getting the book
to bed is a nightmare.
846
00:52:24,864 --> 00:52:26,548
I didn't know
you called it that.
847
00:52:26,572 --> 00:52:30,272
Oh, we do. We're sophisticated
new yorkers, mr green.
848
00:52:30,372 --> 00:52:31,811
Do you happen to be thirsty?
849
00:52:31,835 --> 00:52:34,272
I do, and I wanna
hear the story of your life.
850
00:52:34,372 --> 00:52:36,648
Why, mr green!
851
00:52:36,672 --> 00:52:39,648
I think it can be arranged.
If you play your cards right.
852
00:52:39,672 --> 00:52:41,163
Do you know a nice bar?
853
00:52:41,187 --> 00:52:43,672
This couldn't
happen to a nicer girl.
854
00:52:44,472 --> 00:52:47,272
He liked it, and that's how
I got to be fashion editor.
855
00:52:47,372 --> 00:52:48,704
Hello, Jim. How are you?
856
00:52:48,728 --> 00:52:50,948
Don't look now,
but we've got visitors.
857
00:52:50,972 --> 00:52:53,248
Just when I was
getting to the tender part.
858
00:52:53,272 --> 00:52:55,348
Mind if I sit with
you charming people?
859
00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:56,472
No. Sit down, Bert.
860
00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:58,562
Only got a minute.
You two seemed to
861
00:52:58,586 --> 00:53:00,872
be having such fun,
I couldn't resist it.
862
00:53:00,972 --> 00:53:03,648
We love to spread
merriment. Our hearts are
863
00:53:03,672 --> 00:53:06,372
god's garden, with just
an occasional weed.
864
00:53:06,472 --> 00:53:08,192
Well, Anne, another
issue gone to
865
00:53:08,216 --> 00:53:10,472
press. I don't see how
we do it every week.
866
00:53:10,572 --> 00:53:13,208
We're just brilliant.
Every day I ask the
867
00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:16,272
mirror "who is the most
brilliant of them all?"
868
00:53:16,372 --> 00:53:18,265
And what does the mirror say?
869
00:53:18,289 --> 00:53:21,072
That mirror ain't no
gentleman, mr green.
870
00:53:21,172 --> 00:53:22,634
How's the series coming?
871
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,572
I'm still gathering
stuff. Plenty of it around.
872
00:53:25,672 --> 00:53:29,472
When I was stationed at Guam
our co used to talk to us about it.
873
00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:31,784
Quite a liberal,
that fellow. You
874
00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:34,373
were in public
relations, weren't you?
875
00:53:35,673 --> 00:53:38,873
- What makes you say that?
- I don't know.
876
00:53:38,973 --> 00:53:42,473
You just seem like
a clever sort of a guy.
877
00:53:43,873 --> 00:53:47,173
- What makes you think I wasn't a gi?
- Huh?
878
00:53:48,973 --> 00:53:50,989
Now, for goodness
sake, green, don't
879
00:53:51,013 --> 00:53:53,273
get me wrong. Some
of my best friends...
880
00:53:53,373 --> 00:53:57,249
I know, and your other best friends
are methodists, but you never say it.
881
00:53:57,273 --> 00:53:59,873
- Now, look, Anne...
- Skip it.
882
00:53:59,973 --> 00:54:02,573
Flag the waiter, Phil, and be a dear.
883
00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:07,049
Well, if you'll excuse
me, I've got to run.
884
00:54:07,073 --> 00:54:09,173
I'll be seeing you.
885
00:54:13,673 --> 00:54:15,649
Little drip.
886
00:54:15,673 --> 00:54:19,373
"Now, for goodness sake, green,
don't get me wrong!"
887
00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:21,373
Really believes it too.
888
00:54:21,473 --> 00:54:24,275
Disapproves of the poll
tax and bilbo. Comes
889
00:54:24,299 --> 00:54:26,873
right out and says
so brave as anything.
890
00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:31,373
- He's just a drip, let's face it.
- That imitation was wonderful.
891
00:54:31,473 --> 00:54:33,749
Got a million. Well,
we're back to laughs.
892
00:54:33,773 --> 00:54:37,773
Say, I'm having a flock of people up
tomorrow night. What about coming?
893
00:54:37,873 --> 00:54:40,774
Sure, I'd like it fine.
Can I bring my girl?
894
00:54:40,798 --> 00:54:41,798
Of course!
895
00:54:43,173 --> 00:54:46,173
- What'll you have, sir?
- More of the same.
896
00:54:56,773 --> 00:54:59,573
Wait here, will you?
I'll be right back.
897
00:55:14,073 --> 00:55:15,424
Surprise!
898
00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:19,573
Now that's what I call timing. I saw
your cab drive up. I just couldn't wait.
899
00:55:23,173 --> 00:55:25,073
Oh, brother!
900
00:55:25,173 --> 00:55:28,473
It's nothing. A lady comes in
twice a week and puts them up for me.
901
00:55:28,573 --> 00:55:31,573
Been with the family for generations.
Look at you!
902
00:55:31,673 --> 00:55:34,240
First time I've seen
you in dinner clothes.
903
00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:36,973
Good enough to eat.
Come on, dear, let's go.
904
00:55:37,073 --> 00:55:39,449
Oh. I told ma today all about us.
905
00:55:39,473 --> 00:55:40,889
Phil, was she pleased?
906
00:55:40,913 --> 00:55:43,649
She was delighted.
She got very emotional.
907
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:46,673
She dropped and broke her best dish
and blamed it on Tommy!
908
00:55:46,773 --> 00:55:49,058
I called my sister
Jane this morning,
909
00:55:49,082 --> 00:55:51,573
blurted it out and
she squealed "Kathy!"
910
00:55:51,673 --> 00:55:54,873
As if she'd given up hope
that anyone would ask me again.
911
00:55:54,973 --> 00:55:57,530
Oh, darling, she's
aching to meet you. In fact,
912
00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:59,973
they're giving a party
for us next Saturday.
913
00:56:00,073 --> 00:56:03,373
- Won't we have to let Jane in on it?
- I hadn't thought.
914
00:56:03,473 --> 00:56:07,073
I hadn't either, until now.
But won't we? Your mother knows.
915
00:56:07,173 --> 00:56:10,773
She had to. Jane and her husband
don't. If you wanna keep a secret...
916
00:56:10,873 --> 00:56:13,678
Wouldn't it be sort
of exaggerated with
917
00:56:13,702 --> 00:56:16,673
my own sister? Your
sister-in-law almost?
918
00:56:16,773 --> 00:56:20,173
Darling, I do think
it would be inflexible of you.
919
00:56:20,273 --> 00:56:22,573
Well, I suppose it would.
920
00:56:22,673 --> 00:56:24,473
Inside the family.
921
00:56:24,573 --> 00:56:26,873
They won't tell
anybody else, will they?
922
00:56:26,897 --> 00:56:28,573
Oh, they'd never breathe it.
923
00:56:28,673 --> 00:56:32,473
They wanna fight this awful thing
as much as you and I do.
924
00:56:32,573 --> 00:56:35,449
Darling, I'll be the
proudest girl on the block.
925
00:56:35,473 --> 00:56:39,749
I don't have to kiss you in public.
I've got a nice dark taxi outside.
926
00:56:39,773 --> 00:56:43,173
Well, what are we
waiting for? Come on.
927
00:56:43,273 --> 00:56:45,273
Don't just stand there.
928
00:57:03,273 --> 00:57:04,574
She is attractive.
929
00:57:04,598 --> 00:57:08,573
She looks beautiful. She certainly
does. And she likes you a lot.
930
00:57:10,573 --> 00:57:13,265
I'll scratch her eyes
out if she goes after you.
931
00:57:13,289 --> 00:57:14,673
That's the way to talk.
932
00:57:14,773 --> 00:57:17,473
You haven't got a
thing to worry about.
933
00:57:18,373 --> 00:57:21,060
Hello, Anne. Can I get
you something? Food,
934
00:57:21,084 --> 00:57:23,649
drinks, some spending
money, an emerald?
935
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:26,373
- Lovely party, Anne.
- Be better when it thins out.
936
00:57:26,473 --> 00:57:29,949
I think I can get sascha to play
and Ethel to sing. Stick around.
937
00:57:29,973 --> 00:57:33,949
Professor lieberman's here.
Would you and Kathy like to meet him?
938
00:57:33,973 --> 00:57:36,073
- I should say so.
- I'm scared.
939
00:57:36,173 --> 00:57:38,788
What does one say
to a famous physicist?
940
00:57:38,812 --> 00:57:41,573
Just "hello, toots."
He's a wonderful guy.
941
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,773
I'm not happy till I'm out in my
boat. I bought myself a new one.
942
00:57:51,873 --> 00:57:54,773
You ought to join me one day.
You look tired and drawn.
943
00:57:54,873 --> 00:57:56,273
- Say when.
- Well...
944
00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:59,649
Professor, two people wanna meet you,
but are scared.
945
00:57:59,673 --> 00:58:01,692
They'll introduce
themselves. That'll
946
00:58:01,716 --> 00:58:03,973
make them talk. You're
on your own, kids.
947
00:58:04,073 --> 00:58:04,874
Fine friend!
948
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,373
Come on, Fred. I
want them to be alone.
949
00:58:07,473 --> 00:58:10,249
- This is my fiancée, Kathy Lacey.
- How do you do?
950
00:58:10,273 --> 00:58:15,473
I'm Phil green. John minify has been
wanting to get us together. Oh, yes, yes...
951
00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:18,249
- Yes! He told me he did.
- How do you do?
952
00:58:18,273 --> 00:58:20,780
I'm doing a series for
him on anti-semitism.
953
00:58:20,804 --> 00:58:21,804
For or against?
954
00:58:21,973 --> 00:58:25,073
Well, he thought that
we might hash over some ideas.
955
00:58:25,173 --> 00:58:28,273
- What sort of ideas?
- Palestine. For instance, zionism.
956
00:58:28,373 --> 00:58:30,569
Which? Palestine as a refuge or
957
00:58:30,593 --> 00:58:33,673
zionism as a movement
for a Jewish state?
958
00:58:33,773 --> 00:58:35,410
The confusion between the two.
959
00:58:35,434 --> 00:58:37,873
If we agree there's
confusion, we can talk.
960
00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:40,692
We scientists love
confusion. But right now
961
00:58:40,716 --> 00:58:43,249
I'm starting on a new
crusade of my own.
962
00:58:43,273 --> 00:58:46,949
You see, I have no religion,
so I'm not Jewish by religion.
963
00:58:46,973 --> 00:58:49,101
Further, I'm a scientist,
so I must rely on
964
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,473
science that tells me
I'm not Jewish by race...
965
00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:54,252
since there's no
such thing as a distinct
966
00:58:54,276 --> 00:58:57,173
Jewish race. There's
not even a Jewish type.
967
00:58:57,273 --> 00:59:00,249
Well, my crusade will
have a certain charm. I
968
00:59:00,273 --> 00:59:03,273
will simply go forth
and state I'm not a Jew.
969
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:05,841
With my face, that
becomes not an evasion,
970
00:59:05,865 --> 00:59:08,449
but a new principle.
A scientific principle.
971
00:59:08,473 --> 00:59:10,673
- For a scientific age.
- Precisely.
972
00:59:10,973 --> 00:59:13,218
There must be millions
of people nowadays
973
00:59:13,242 --> 00:59:15,673
who are religious only
in the vaguest sense.
974
00:59:15,773 --> 00:59:18,452
I've often wondered
why the Jewish
975
00:59:18,476 --> 00:59:21,873
ones among them still
call themselves Jews.
976
00:59:21,973 --> 00:59:25,173
- Can you guess why, mr green?
- No, but I'd like to know.
977
00:59:25,273 --> 00:59:29,773
Because the world still makes it
an advantage not to be one.
978
00:59:29,873 --> 00:59:32,149
Thus, for many of us,
it becomes a matter
979
00:59:32,173 --> 00:59:34,473
of pride to go on
calling ourselves Jews.
980
00:59:34,573 --> 00:59:38,949
So, you see, I will have to abandon
my crusade before it begins.
981
00:59:38,973 --> 00:59:42,673
Only if there were no anti-semites
could I go on with it.
982
00:59:42,773 --> 00:59:46,873
And now I would like to try
another little scientific experiment.
983
00:59:46,973 --> 00:59:48,887
I wonder whether
you would leave me
984
00:59:48,911 --> 00:59:51,173
alone with your very
beautiful fiancée...
985
00:59:51,273 --> 00:59:53,749
- while you got me a plate of food.
- Well...
986
00:59:53,773 --> 00:59:57,673
- Both in the interests of science.
- Anything for science, professor.
987
00:59:57,773 --> 01:00:00,373
I'm John minify's niece, Kathy Lacey.
988
01:00:00,473 --> 01:00:02,473
And a little onion.
989
01:00:02,573 --> 01:00:05,349
- There. Now go play with that, Fred.
- Thank you.
990
01:00:05,373 --> 01:00:08,373
This is not my third trip round,
it's for lieberman.
991
01:00:08,473 --> 01:00:11,149
Who's counting?
I'll fix him some caviar.
992
01:00:11,173 --> 01:00:12,073
Caviar?
993
01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:14,573
It's all deductible from
my income tax, dear.
994
01:00:14,673 --> 01:00:17,373
I have to give parties
to see what women wear. Get it?
995
01:00:17,473 --> 01:00:19,673
- You old crook.
- Young crook, please!
996
01:00:19,773 --> 01:00:24,249
- Ok. How do you like my girl?
- She's lovely.
997
01:00:24,273 --> 01:00:26,711
Is it serious or just
the first rapture?
998
01:00:26,735 --> 01:00:29,373
It's serious. We'll
be married any minute.
999
01:00:29,473 --> 01:00:31,317
My congratulations, you wilful,
1000
01:00:31,341 --> 01:00:33,849
headstrong fellow.
When did this happen?
1001
01:00:33,873 --> 01:00:37,573
First time we looked at each other, I
guess. Third day I came to New York.
1002
01:00:37,673 --> 01:00:40,199
Tall buildings and
traffic didn't scare you?
1003
01:00:40,223 --> 01:00:41,073
Not a bit.
1004
01:00:41,173 --> 01:00:42,943
I brushed the hay
and straw out of
1005
01:00:42,967 --> 01:00:45,149
my hair and fell in
love with a city girl.
1006
01:00:45,173 --> 01:00:48,473
You could crawl right into
the Saturday evening post,
1007
01:00:48,573 --> 01:00:50,549
have you met her
sister and the rest?
1008
01:00:50,573 --> 01:00:51,873
Not yet. You know them?
1009
01:00:51,973 --> 01:00:54,549
Slightly. You're gonna
meet them soon?
1010
01:00:54,573 --> 01:00:56,178
Next week, I think. Why?
1011
01:00:56,202 --> 01:00:59,273
Oh, I'd like the
newsreel rights, that's all.
1012
01:00:59,373 --> 01:01:02,349
- Why? What's the matter with them?
- Nothing.
1013
01:01:02,373 --> 01:01:05,118
I just think it's a
fine idea to meet the
1014
01:01:05,142 --> 01:01:08,373
family first. It saves
wear and tear afterwards.
1015
01:01:23,573 --> 01:01:26,173
- Nice party.
- It's even nicer here.
1016
01:01:32,373 --> 01:01:35,338
I've been thinking maybe
it would be better if...
1017
01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:38,149
if you didn't tell your
sister after all, huh?
1018
01:01:38,173 --> 01:01:39,278
Not tell her? Why?
1019
01:01:39,302 --> 01:01:41,673
Well, the whole
business depends on...
1020
01:01:41,773 --> 01:01:47,173
my not making loopholes whenever
it's convenient. I've already told her.
1021
01:01:47,273 --> 01:01:49,973
- You did? When?
- Tonight. I called her from Anne's.
1022
01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:53,249
Jane insisted I let her know
the minute you said you'd be free.
1023
01:01:53,273 --> 01:01:57,073
You know it takes time
to make arrangements for a big party.
1024
01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,927
What'd she say
when you told her?
1025
01:01:59,951 --> 01:02:02,249
She thought it the
cleverest thing on earth.
1026
01:02:02,273 --> 01:02:05,473
You'll love her. And Harry too.
They're grand people.
1027
01:02:05,573 --> 01:02:06,834
But she promised?
1028
01:02:06,858 --> 01:02:10,173
I wouldn't tell her
until she had. And Harry.
1029
01:02:10,273 --> 01:02:12,623
She just asked that
you skip the whole thing
1030
01:02:12,647 --> 01:02:15,073
for the party, not
bring it up. And I said...
1031
01:02:15,173 --> 01:02:17,049
- You said no.
- What?
1032
01:02:17,073 --> 01:02:20,049
You said "no, he
won't skip it for the party."
1033
01:02:20,073 --> 01:02:21,073
No, I didn't.
1034
01:02:21,673 --> 01:02:23,773
I said I'd ask you.
1035
01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:26,874
I'd never say yes without asking you.
1036
01:02:28,474 --> 01:02:31,550
- You mean you think I should?
- Oh, darling...
1037
01:02:31,574 --> 01:02:33,081
why do you lose your sense of
1038
01:02:33,105 --> 01:02:35,374
proportion whenever
the subject comes up?
1039
01:02:35,474 --> 01:02:37,974
That's what was
wonderful about lieberman.
1040
01:02:38,074 --> 01:02:40,243
He feels the problem
as deeply as anyone
1041
01:02:40,267 --> 01:02:42,650
else, yet he had a
sense of humour about it.
1042
01:02:42,674 --> 01:02:44,956
And besides, you
know those suburban
1043
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:47,474
groups - Connecticut,
Darien, up there.
1044
01:02:47,574 --> 01:02:50,142
It would start a mess
for Jane and Harry for
1045
01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:52,874
nothing. And if it were
a mess for something?
1046
01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:56,466
But, Phil, you're not
Jewish. It'd just ruin
1047
01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:59,174
the party for Jane if
she had problems with it.
1048
01:02:59,274 --> 01:03:03,574
Why can't I make you see that?
I know I promised. No exceptions.
1049
01:03:03,674 --> 01:03:06,274
You were being reasonable
to stretch it to Jane.
1050
01:03:06,374 --> 01:03:08,200
But it just seems
so silly to start a
1051
01:03:08,224 --> 01:03:10,350
thing for her up there
when it's not true.
1052
01:03:10,374 --> 01:03:13,774
Why not tell Jane just
to call off the party?
1053
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:17,874
Well, it would seem so queer,
her only sister getting married.
1054
01:03:17,974 --> 01:03:20,874
- And if you were, I'd manage.
- Thanks
1055
01:03:21,374 --> 01:03:24,574
Phil, I'm not asking you
to make loopholes where it counts -
1056
01:03:24,674 --> 01:03:27,374
at the office and
meeting people like at Anne's.
1057
01:03:27,474 --> 01:03:29,977
But to go to Connecticut
to a party, and if we
1058
01:03:30,001 --> 01:03:32,474
were to use my house...
and Jane and Harry...
1059
01:03:32,574 --> 01:03:35,074
- I thought you said they were grand.
- They are!
1060
01:03:35,174 --> 01:03:36,896
But they can't
help it if some of
1061
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,974
their friends are...
it would make a...
1062
01:03:39,074 --> 01:03:41,674
- A mess, an inconvenience.
- Well, it would!
1063
01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:44,234
Just for Jane and
Harry, or for you too?
1064
01:03:44,258 --> 01:03:46,974
I'd be so tense, I
wouldn't have fun either!
1065
01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:51,374
Oh, Phil, if everything's going
to be so tensed up and solemn, I...
1066
01:03:54,474 --> 01:03:56,574
I think I'd better go now.
1067
01:04:16,174 --> 01:04:20,874
- Wake him up. Tell him to hurry.
- Don't worry, I'll get him!
1068
01:04:24,374 --> 01:04:25,974
Pop!
1069
01:04:26,474 --> 01:04:28,574
Pop, get up. It's for you.
1070
01:04:30,874 --> 01:04:35,274
- Grandma said to wake you.
- Hello. It's for you.
1071
01:04:36,174 --> 01:04:39,174
- Telephone.
- Ok.
1072
01:04:40,774 --> 01:04:42,874
Get up!
1073
01:04:44,074 --> 01:04:46,474
- Late, isn't it?
- Mm-hm.
1074
01:04:46,574 --> 01:04:51,774
- Here's your bathrobe.
- I don't want it. I said put it on.
1075
01:04:53,374 --> 01:04:55,774
Hey, pop! Here are your slippers.
1076
01:04:56,774 --> 01:04:58,874
Finally roused him.
1077
01:05:02,874 --> 01:05:04,974
Hello.
1078
01:05:05,174 --> 01:05:06,574
Dave?
1079
01:05:06,674 --> 01:05:09,144
Dave! Where are you?
When'd you get in?
1080
01:05:09,168 --> 01:05:11,974
It's Dave! This is
wonderful. Where are you?
1081
01:05:13,674 --> 01:05:15,953
Laguardia. Just
now. I had a break
1082
01:05:15,977 --> 01:05:18,674
and got assigned to
a plane with my co.
1083
01:05:18,774 --> 01:05:21,146
And I haven't had
breakfast. Get it?
1084
01:05:21,170 --> 01:05:23,874
Well, grab a cab
and get right over here.
1085
01:05:24,474 --> 01:05:25,374
Ok.
1086
01:05:25,474 --> 01:05:28,374
Hey, ma! Can you make
some of your famous hot cakes?
1087
01:05:28,474 --> 01:05:32,174
- We used to eat a stack apiece.
- I guess the old magic still works.
1088
01:05:32,274 --> 01:05:34,126
Can I have some too, grandma?
1089
01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:36,874
How many breakfasts
can you eat in a day?
1090
01:05:36,974 --> 01:05:40,250
- Ok. I never have any fun.
- You'll be late for school.
1091
01:05:40,274 --> 01:05:43,274
I know what time school starts.
And I don't like fruit.
1092
01:05:43,374 --> 01:05:47,474
- You like bananas, don't you?
- Well, bananas are different.
1093
01:05:50,974 --> 01:05:53,574
Say, pop, are we Jewish?
1094
01:05:55,074 --> 01:05:58,674
Jimmy Kelly said we were.
Our janitor told his janitor.
1095
01:05:58,774 --> 01:06:02,474
- What'd you say to Jimmy Kelly?
- I told him I'd ask you.
1096
01:06:04,174 --> 01:06:06,400
Remember that movie
we saw with Kathy?
1097
01:06:06,424 --> 01:06:07,174
Sure.
1098
01:06:07,274 --> 01:06:09,486
You asked if things
like that happened.
1099
01:06:09,510 --> 01:06:11,374
Kathy said they were pretending.
1100
01:06:11,474 --> 01:06:15,074
Well, I'm pretending to be Jewish
for something I'm writing now.
1101
01:06:15,174 --> 01:06:17,352
Oh, you mean like
a movie or a game.
1102
01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:18,674
Something like that.
1103
01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:22,850
Look, Tom. I'd like you to promise
not to tell anybody it's a game.
1104
01:06:22,874 --> 01:06:25,750
- Ok, sure.
- What'll you tell Jimmy, Tom?
1105
01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:28,384
Oh, I'll say I haven't
any information.
1106
01:06:28,408 --> 01:06:29,474
Wait a minute.
1107
01:06:29,574 --> 01:06:33,174
Maybe that's not such a good idea,
to say you haven't any information.
1108
01:06:33,274 --> 01:06:35,322
Maybe you'd better
say that you asked
1109
01:06:35,346 --> 01:06:37,450
me and I said I was
partly Jewish. Ok?
1110
01:06:37,474 --> 01:06:40,274
Ok. But not tell him
it's the movie part.
1111
01:06:53,174 --> 01:06:54,788
Have some more, Dave?
1112
01:06:54,812 --> 01:06:57,874
Doctor, please!
You're hittin' a nerve.
1113
01:06:57,974 --> 01:07:00,389
Good. I'll go do my
marketing. You two hogs
1114
01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:03,074
can pile the dishes in
the sink while I'm gone.
1115
01:07:03,174 --> 01:07:05,426
Dave, it's wonderful.
Might you really bring
1116
01:07:05,450 --> 01:07:07,474
Carol and the kids
to live in New York?
1117
01:07:07,574 --> 01:07:10,274
- We could all be together.
- That's the plan.
1118
01:07:10,374 --> 01:07:13,874
I can be eastern representative of
the firm. Best break I ever had.
1119
01:07:13,974 --> 01:07:16,174
All depends if I can
find a place to live.
1120
01:07:16,274 --> 01:07:18,502
I'll spend my terminal
leave looking for a
1121
01:07:18,526 --> 01:07:20,674
place big enough
for Carol and the kids.
1122
01:07:20,774 --> 01:07:24,174
- We'll find you something.
- Meantime you'll stay here.
1123
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,274
Tommy can sleep in the living room.
1124
01:07:26,374 --> 01:07:27,213
Wait a minute.
1125
01:07:27,237 --> 01:07:29,774
No arguments. You're
talking to a civilian.
1126
01:07:29,874 --> 01:07:32,152
You win. My co had
to move in with an uncle
1127
01:07:32,176 --> 01:07:34,374
he hasn't seen since
the first world war.
1128
01:07:34,474 --> 01:07:37,674
- I'll help with the cooking.
- Not while I'm conscious.
1129
01:07:37,774 --> 01:07:40,118
Goodbye, boys.
Don't settle all the
1130
01:07:40,142 --> 01:07:42,774
problems today. Save
some for tomorrow.
1131
01:07:45,174 --> 01:07:47,274
Boy, I'm loaded!
1132
01:07:47,774 --> 01:07:50,474
You know, I used to dream
about doin' this, Phil.
1133
01:07:50,574 --> 01:07:54,750
What about this series you're doin'?
I've talked about myself enough.
1134
01:07:54,774 --> 01:07:57,774
- Come on. Give.
- Oh, we'll get to it later.
1135
01:08:01,174 --> 01:08:03,774
- What's eating you, Phil?
- Who, me?
1136
01:08:04,674 --> 01:08:07,118
You expecting a
call? You keep looking
1137
01:08:07,142 --> 01:08:09,674
out toward the phone
every few minutes.
1138
01:08:11,874 --> 01:08:13,974
It's that obvious?
1139
01:08:14,374 --> 01:08:17,674
Oh, I... I had a scrap with my girl.
1140
01:08:18,574 --> 01:08:21,574
I guess I wanted her to
be the one to phone.
1141
01:08:22,074 --> 01:08:24,150
That's another department.
1142
01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:28,350
I'm doing a series on anti-semitism.
With a special angle.
1143
01:08:28,374 --> 01:08:30,474
- That's interesting.
- Interesting?
1144
01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:33,674
Don't you want a good, stiff series
in a national magazine?
1145
01:08:33,774 --> 01:08:36,574
- Me? Sure.
- You sound bored.
1146
01:08:38,174 --> 01:08:40,174
Oh, I'm anything but.
1147
01:08:40,274 --> 01:08:43,384
It's just that... well,
I'm on the sidelines
1148
01:08:43,408 --> 01:08:46,450
in anti-semitism. It's
your fight, brother.
1149
01:08:46,474 --> 01:08:48,574
Ok. I get it.
1150
01:08:48,674 --> 01:08:51,487
Listen, I don't care
about the Jews as Jews.
1151
01:08:51,511 --> 01:08:54,474
It's the whole thing.
Not the poor, poor Jews.
1152
01:08:54,574 --> 01:08:57,574
You know what I mean.
Don't force me to use big words.
1153
01:08:57,674 --> 01:09:00,874
Anyway, what's this
special angle you've got?
1154
01:09:02,474 --> 01:09:04,774
I've been doing it for a while.
1155
01:09:05,774 --> 01:09:09,274
I'm saying I'm Jewish. And it works.
1156
01:09:10,374 --> 01:09:12,650
Why, you fool.
1157
01:09:12,674 --> 01:09:14,774
You crazy fool!
1158
01:09:16,474 --> 01:09:19,750
- And it's working?
- It works. It works too well.
1159
01:09:19,774 --> 01:09:25,374
I've had my nose rubbed in it and I
don't like the smell. Yeah. I can guess.
1160
01:09:26,374 --> 01:09:28,474
You're not insulated yet, Phil.
1161
01:09:28,574 --> 01:09:33,474
It's new every time, so the impact
must be quite a business on you.
1162
01:09:33,574 --> 01:09:35,474
You get indifferent to it in time?
1163
01:09:35,574 --> 01:09:39,074
No, but you're concentrating
a lifetime thing into a few weeks.
1164
01:09:39,174 --> 01:09:42,074
You make the thing happen
every day, go out to meet it.
1165
01:09:42,174 --> 01:09:44,793
The facts are no
different, Phil. It
1166
01:09:44,817 --> 01:09:47,674
just telescopes it.
Makes it hurt more.
1167
01:09:52,074 --> 01:09:54,174
Hello?
1168
01:09:55,374 --> 01:09:57,474
No. Sorry.
1169
01:10:05,974 --> 01:10:09,574
- Wrong number.
- You wanna talk about it?
1170
01:10:09,674 --> 01:10:11,874
No. It's just one of those things.
1171
01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:14,999
I'm probably wiser
staying alone. After seven
1172
01:10:15,023 --> 01:10:17,874
years, you lose the
instinct for marriage.
1173
01:10:17,974 --> 01:10:19,974
Baloney!
1174
01:10:21,174 --> 01:10:23,974
Do you and Carol ever
get off on tangents much?
1175
01:10:24,074 --> 01:10:27,974
Who doesn't?
Go on and call her, you big dope.
1176
01:10:28,074 --> 01:10:29,967
So you're right
and she's wrong. So
1177
01:10:29,991 --> 01:10:32,174
what? So she has
to telephone you first?
1178
01:10:32,274 --> 01:10:35,103
Who makes such rules?
The supreme court? Go
1179
01:10:35,127 --> 01:10:38,174
on and call her and
stop lickin' your wounds.
1180
01:10:38,274 --> 01:10:42,374
Listen. Meet me at the office
between 5.30 and 6. I'll phone her.
1181
01:10:42,474 --> 01:10:46,674
I'll get Anne dettrey from
the office. We'll celebrate! Ok!
1182
01:10:46,774 --> 01:10:48,850
Can you imagine?
Me married again,
1183
01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:51,274
you and Carol here,
all of us together?
1184
01:10:51,374 --> 01:10:54,040
First I've gotta imagine
a roof over Carol's
1185
01:10:54,064 --> 01:10:56,574
head. I'm gonna
start lookin' right away.
1186
01:11:03,074 --> 01:11:04,531
How long do we have to wait?
1187
01:11:04,555 --> 01:11:06,974
I'll tell you as soon
as your table is ready.
1188
01:11:07,074 --> 01:11:10,174
- Other people haven't had to wait.
- They had reservations.
1189
01:11:10,274 --> 01:11:12,774
- Who do you have to know to get one?
- Me, madam.
1190
01:11:12,874 --> 01:11:17,150
Oh, captain, I'm expecting a call
here. Will you call me when it comes?
1191
01:11:17,174 --> 01:11:18,650
- Your name, sir?
- Phil green.
1192
01:11:18,674 --> 01:11:20,674
- Yes, sir.
- Thanks.
1193
01:11:21,274 --> 01:11:23,762
Ever been to Paris?
There's a lovely
1194
01:11:23,786 --> 01:11:26,751
restaurant on the
boulevard montparnasse...
1195
01:11:26,775 --> 01:11:30,375
- and we had delicious pressed duck.
- Anyone we know?
1196
01:11:31,075 --> 01:11:34,375
Know what I'm having? More
fun than you can shake a stick at.
1197
01:11:34,475 --> 01:11:37,375
You want me to have the waiter
bring a stick for a test?
1198
01:11:37,475 --> 01:11:39,975
No, thanks. None of those
things work for me.
1199
01:11:40,075 --> 01:11:43,851
Once I tried to let a smile
be my umbrella. I got awful wet.
1200
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:46,153
Another time I kept
a stiff upper lip for a
1201
01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:48,375
week. People thought
I'd had a face-lift.
1202
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:50,603
Tell me, gentlemen.
Why is it that every
1203
01:11:50,627 --> 01:11:52,651
man who seems
attractive these days...
1204
01:11:52,675 --> 01:11:55,575
is either married or
barred on a technicality?
1205
01:11:55,675 --> 01:11:59,275
Your timing is rotten
but your instincts are just great.
1206
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:03,475
- Here's to my instincts!
- Pardon me.
1207
01:12:03,975 --> 01:12:06,075
Oh, pardon me.
1208
01:12:06,875 --> 01:12:10,175
You know, I don't like officers.
1209
01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:13,875
Well, neither do I. I don't blame ya.
1210
01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:19,875
- What's your name, bud?
- Dave. Dave Goldman. What's yours?
1211
01:12:19,975 --> 01:12:23,775
Never mind what my name is.
I told you I don't like officers.
1212
01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:26,875
I especially don't like
them if they're yids.
1213
01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:36,975
Sorry, sir. He's terrible when
he gets all tanked up. Sorry.
1214
01:12:37,475 --> 01:12:40,075
What's the matter with you, anyway?
1215
01:12:40,175 --> 01:12:42,275
Let's take a walk.
1216
01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,675
Come on. Sit down.
1217
01:12:52,975 --> 01:12:54,284
Take it easy, boy.
1218
01:12:54,308 --> 01:12:57,575
I'm so sorry, sir. He
won't bother you again.
1219
01:12:57,675 --> 01:12:59,752
I was just coming
over to tell you there's
1220
01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:01,975
a call for you. Telephone,
mr green. A lady.
1221
01:13:02,075 --> 01:13:04,175
Oh. Thanks.
1222
01:13:06,475 --> 01:13:08,575
Come on. Let's eat, Anne.
1223
01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:18,775
You have a call for mr green?
Yeah.
1224
01:13:19,675 --> 01:13:22,175
Hello. Kathy? Where are you?
1225
01:13:22,475 --> 01:13:26,651
I'm up at Jane's. I came up
to have it out with her.
1226
01:13:26,675 --> 01:13:30,475
I couldn't call you until I'd fixed
things up. Darling, I was wonderful.
1227
01:13:30,575 --> 01:13:32,551
I said all the things
you'd have wanted
1228
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,575
me to. You would
have been proud of me.
1229
01:13:34,675 --> 01:13:36,404
Why can I be clear
to Jane and Harry
1230
01:13:36,428 --> 01:13:38,275
when it's you I want
to be clear with?
1231
01:13:38,575 --> 01:13:40,923
I told you, baby.
Sometimes I can be such
1232
01:13:40,947 --> 01:13:43,375
a solemn fool, I'm
hard to get along with.
1233
01:13:43,475 --> 01:13:47,551
The party's tomorrow. Will
you take the three o'clock train?
1234
01:13:47,575 --> 01:13:50,275
I'll be waiting for
you at the station.
1235
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:53,675
Oh, darling, I can breathe again
now that I've talked with you.
1236
01:13:53,775 --> 01:13:56,120
And I can scarcely wait until
1237
01:13:56,144 --> 01:13:59,575
tomorrow. Good
night, baby. Oh, Kathy...
1238
01:13:59,675 --> 01:14:03,675
- I love you, darling.
- And I love you. More than ever.
1239
01:14:04,575 --> 01:14:06,675
Goodbye.
1240
01:14:24,975 --> 01:14:27,475
Welcome to Darien! How are you?
1241
01:14:36,975 --> 01:14:39,875
Oh, hurry, Harris. We're all parched.
1242
01:14:40,875 --> 01:14:44,875
Your mother must be so proud
of you, mr green. Well, I hope so.
1243
01:14:44,975 --> 01:14:48,875
- Are you enjoying yourself, Phil?
- Oh, having a fine time. Uh, Jane...
1244
01:14:48,975 --> 01:14:51,675
Does your motherjust adore
everything you write?
1245
01:14:51,775 --> 01:14:55,851
- Not everything. No, not exactly.
- She must.
1246
01:14:55,875 --> 01:14:58,651
- Some people have all the luck.
- Yes, he's... nice.
1247
01:14:58,675 --> 01:15:02,042
If I thought there were
any more I'd go up into
1248
01:15:02,066 --> 01:15:05,151
the hills and catch
him with my bare hands.
1249
01:15:05,175 --> 01:15:07,434
He's divine. How long
was he around loose?
1250
01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:08,675
Oh, about three days.
1251
01:15:08,775 --> 01:15:12,475
- Mind if I steal Kathy away?
- Jane, you look beautiful. So do you.
1252
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:14,975
- Wonderful party.
- It's going beautifully.
1253
01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:17,575
- Where are the bascoms?
- Oh, didn't I tell you?
1254
01:15:17,675 --> 01:15:19,862
Joe called and said
he had that dreadful
1255
01:15:19,886 --> 01:15:22,475
arthritis of his. They
said they were so sorry.
1256
01:15:22,575 --> 01:15:25,051
Are the Howards and
the berlicks coming later?
1257
01:15:25,075 --> 01:15:27,551
Um, no. They all decided
to go to hot Springs
1258
01:15:27,575 --> 01:15:30,075
at the last moment. I
thought I mentioned it.
1259
01:15:30,175 --> 01:15:32,126
Jane, dear, I'm in
this just as deeply
1260
01:15:32,150 --> 01:15:34,175
as Phil. I feel as
strongly as he does.
1261
01:15:34,275 --> 01:15:36,975
- Darling! What do you mean?
- You know what I mean.
1262
01:15:37,075 --> 01:15:40,175
Just a little careful screening?
Just the safe ones?
1263
01:15:40,275 --> 01:15:43,075
Darling, you're getting
hipped on this series too.
1264
01:15:43,175 --> 01:15:47,375
Mr green, tell me. Do you get
your ideas first and then write?
1265
01:15:47,475 --> 01:15:50,575
Or do you write first and
then get your ideas?
1266
01:15:51,275 --> 01:15:54,475
Well, I'm afraid I don't quite
understand what you mean.
1267
01:15:54,575 --> 01:15:57,084
Excuse me. Darling,
I'm afraid I have
1268
01:15:57,108 --> 01:15:59,775
to spirit you away.
Will you excuse us?
1269
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:03,351
Why, certainly, my dear.
You make such a charming couple.
1270
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:08,175
- We all wish you great happiness.
- Thank you. We'll be right back.
1271
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:12,451
- Kathy!
- Jane.
1272
01:16:12,475 --> 01:16:14,877
Kathy, wait a minute.
Where are you going?
1273
01:16:14,901 --> 01:16:17,251
Phil and I are
disappearing for a minute.
1274
01:16:17,275 --> 01:16:20,675
I want to show him the house.
And we both need a breather.
1275
01:16:20,775 --> 01:16:23,975
Give us all a chance to talk
about Phil without whispering.
1276
01:16:24,075 --> 01:16:26,410
He's won everyone.
Has it been awful, Phil?
1277
01:16:26,434 --> 01:16:28,075
No. I'm coming back for more.
1278
01:16:28,175 --> 01:16:31,975
Good boy! Harry says this sort of
thing is a kind of mental bankruptcy.
1279
01:16:32,075 --> 01:16:34,101
But we women love
it. Don't we, Kathy?
1280
01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:35,975
We certainly do.
Come on, darling.
1281
01:16:36,075 --> 01:16:38,175
- See you later.
- Goodbye.
1282
01:16:44,575 --> 01:16:48,175
I feel pretty much of a fool
over the fuss I kicked up beforehand.
1283
01:16:48,275 --> 01:16:50,951
Why did Jane ask me
to lay off for the party?
1284
01:16:50,975 --> 01:16:53,675
They all asked about
the series. It was fine.
1285
01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,375
Not one lifted eyebrow in the bunch.
1286
01:16:58,575 --> 01:17:01,751
Hey, miss Lacey,
you're not even listening.
1287
01:17:01,775 --> 01:17:04,975
I was thinking about
how wonderful you are.
1288
01:17:05,075 --> 01:17:07,175
Darling, there it is.
1289
01:17:27,275 --> 01:17:30,375
Aren't you supposed to
carry me across the threshold?
1290
01:17:30,475 --> 01:17:33,217
That's only if you
refuse to marry me, in
1291
01:17:33,241 --> 01:17:35,875
which case I take
you and throw you in.
1292
01:18:47,675 --> 01:18:50,975
It's lovely. It has a...
1293
01:18:51,475 --> 01:18:53,875
kind of quiet all its own.
1294
01:18:53,975 --> 01:18:57,175
- Did you do it all yourself?
- Every bit of it.
1295
01:19:08,075 --> 01:19:10,275
We can redo the nursery.
1296
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:15,575
That was when bill and I hoped we'd
have a child. It could be Tom's room.
1297
01:19:16,175 --> 01:19:20,175
- Will he like the country, Phil?
- Oh, he'll be crazy about it.
1298
01:19:20,775 --> 01:19:25,175
- Did you and bill live here long?
- Bill and I have never lived here.
1299
01:19:26,575 --> 01:19:28,575
Never? Why not?
1300
01:19:28,675 --> 01:19:31,075
Well, it's hard to explain.
1301
01:19:31,175 --> 01:19:33,675
I love this house, deeply.
1302
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:37,661
And I started to build
it when things first
1303
01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:40,175
began to go wrong
between bill and me.
1304
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:45,275
And... somehow it became
a symbol to me of many things.
1305
01:19:47,075 --> 01:19:49,557
When you're troubled
and hurt, you pour
1306
01:19:49,581 --> 01:19:52,275
yourself into things
that can't hurt back.
1307
01:19:53,975 --> 01:19:58,375
- Can you understand that?
- Sure. I've done it myself at work.
1308
01:19:59,275 --> 01:20:02,275
Well, I poured all my
hopes into this place.
1309
01:20:02,975 --> 01:20:07,975
And when it was finished, I somehow
knew that bill and I were finished.
1310
01:20:10,275 --> 01:20:14,551
I knew I couldn't live here
with someone I didn't really love.
1311
01:20:14,575 --> 01:20:17,876
It was always more than just
a house to me, a place I owned.
1312
01:20:17,976 --> 01:20:20,476
It meant everything I hoped for.
1313
01:20:22,576 --> 01:20:25,576
Marriage, children, good life.
1314
01:20:27,176 --> 01:20:31,076
I knew I couldn't live here alone.
I knew that for sure.
1315
01:20:31,176 --> 01:20:34,376
- And you never lived here at all?
- No, never. No one has.
1316
01:20:34,476 --> 01:20:36,980
I stay at Jane's and
come down here and walk
1317
01:20:37,004 --> 01:20:39,476
through the house,
poke the curtains a bit.
1318
01:20:39,576 --> 01:20:41,252
Sit out here.
1319
01:20:41,276 --> 01:20:44,476
And for a long while I hated it.
Really hated it.
1320
01:20:47,476 --> 01:20:49,676
But I could never let it go.
1321
01:20:52,476 --> 01:20:54,576
And now I know why.
1322
01:20:55,776 --> 01:20:58,808
I was right not to settle
for second best, right
1323
01:20:58,832 --> 01:21:01,576
to keep hoping,
because it's all come true.
1324
01:21:02,176 --> 01:21:05,776
Darling, you and I
are going to be so happy here.
1325
01:21:07,776 --> 01:21:11,176
This house and I... we
were waiting for you.
1326
01:21:13,176 --> 01:21:15,876
I was always waiting
for you, I think.
1327
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,876
Coffee, coffee, coffee!
1328
01:21:22,976 --> 01:21:25,576
Anne, will you bring
the cream? And the mints?
1329
01:21:25,676 --> 01:21:27,776
- Mints? Where?
- Right there.
1330
01:21:27,876 --> 01:21:29,951
How do you want your
coffee, Dave? Black?
1331
01:21:29,975 --> 01:21:30,652
Fine.
1332
01:21:30,676 --> 01:21:34,076
Why don't you play that piece, dear?
Make it a perfect evening.
1333
01:21:34,176 --> 01:21:37,576
- She plays beautifully.
- Darling, you keep on thinking that.
1334
01:21:37,676 --> 01:21:40,018
Anne, would you put
the radio on? You know,
1335
01:21:40,042 --> 01:21:42,676
Anne, these two act like
an old married couple.
1336
01:21:42,776 --> 01:21:45,267
Two days before the
wedding, it's indecent.
1337
01:21:45,291 --> 01:21:46,252
And depressing.
1338
01:21:46,276 --> 01:21:48,476
Give a nervous
flutter or two, Kathy...
1339
01:21:48,576 --> 01:21:51,676
or the bellboys won'tjoke
as they carry up your bags.
1340
01:21:51,776 --> 01:21:54,176
- Is the honeymoon place a secret?
- Big secret.
1341
01:21:54,276 --> 01:21:57,276
- It's the white mountains.
- Don't tell him. He's nosy.
1342
01:21:57,376 --> 01:22:01,176
Liable to turn up at odd hours,
pretending he's the house detective.
1343
01:22:01,276 --> 01:22:04,976
I'd love that. I've always wanted
to tell a house detective what for.
1344
01:22:05,076 --> 01:22:08,218
We're going to flume
inn. Do you know it?
1345
01:22:08,242 --> 01:22:10,976
What? Flume inn?
On your honeymoon?
1346
01:22:11,076 --> 01:22:13,676
- You wouldn't. You're kidding.
- No, we're not.
1347
01:22:13,776 --> 01:22:18,476
- What's the matter with flume inn?
- It's restricted, that's all.
1348
01:22:18,576 --> 01:22:20,376
Restricted?
1349
01:22:20,476 --> 01:22:22,843
Darling, I'm sorry.
I didn't realise.
1350
01:22:22,867 --> 01:22:25,676
That's all right,
baby. It's not your fault.
1351
01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:29,190
So that's how it is.
1352
01:22:29,214 --> 01:22:31,576
Are you sure? Were
you there recently?
1353
01:22:31,676 --> 01:22:35,276
- No. And I'm sure.
- But they confirmed the reservation.
1354
01:22:35,376 --> 01:22:37,175
Darling, we can
open the cottage.
1355
01:22:37,199 --> 01:22:39,252
Oh, sure. You can
always go somewhere.
1356
01:22:39,276 --> 01:22:42,176
Those nasty little
snobs aren't worth it.
1357
01:22:42,276 --> 01:22:44,376
There must be something I can do.
1358
01:22:44,476 --> 01:22:47,066
You can't pin 'em
down, Phil. They never
1359
01:22:47,090 --> 01:22:49,576
say straight out
or put it in writing.
1360
01:22:49,676 --> 01:22:52,427
They'll worm out of
it one way or another.
1361
01:22:52,451 --> 01:22:53,451
Phil.
1362
01:22:53,676 --> 01:22:56,676
It's Tom. He wants you.
He sounds frightened.
1363
01:22:59,376 --> 01:23:01,476
Hello, Tom. What's up?
1364
01:23:01,876 --> 01:23:03,676
What?
1365
01:23:04,276 --> 01:23:06,421
There's a bottle
of medicine in the
1366
01:23:06,445 --> 01:23:08,976
cabinet. Give some
to grandma right away.
1367
01:23:09,076 --> 01:23:10,776
- I'll be right there.
- What is it?
1368
01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:12,419
Sounds like a stroke.
1369
01:23:12,443 --> 01:23:15,576
Look up dr Abrahams.
Ask him to get there.
1370
01:23:15,676 --> 01:23:17,052
Je Abrahams.
1371
01:23:17,076 --> 01:23:19,176
I'm going with you.
1372
01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:27,376
- Tsk, tsk, tsk...
- Hm?
1373
01:23:30,076 --> 01:23:32,369
She is magnificent.
Never complains. Just
1374
01:23:32,393 --> 01:23:34,852
worries about my
school if I'm here all day.
1375
01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:37,215
Maybe we ought to
hire a part-time maid.
1376
01:23:37,239 --> 01:23:39,876
Dry dishes with your
mouth shut. It's faster.
1377
01:23:39,976 --> 01:23:43,676
Cheer up. Postponing a wedding
isn't the worst thing in the world.
1378
01:23:43,776 --> 01:23:46,708
Just a week, two at
most, Abrahams said.
1379
01:23:46,732 --> 01:23:49,252
I'm afraid I
won't be here for it.
1380
01:23:49,276 --> 01:23:51,752
What?! Why, Dave, you've got to be.
1381
01:23:51,776 --> 01:23:53,861
We couldn't get
married without you.
1382
01:23:53,885 --> 01:23:55,052
Why? What happened?
1383
01:23:55,076 --> 01:23:57,319
Nothing. That's just
it. I can't abandon
1384
01:23:57,343 --> 01:23:59,776
my family. Or find a
house or an apartment.
1385
01:23:59,876 --> 01:24:02,425
If it was just me, I'd
sleep in the subway. But
1386
01:24:02,449 --> 01:24:05,076
I've got Carol and the
kids. I've gotta go back.
1387
01:24:05,176 --> 01:24:07,576
No two ways about it. I'm licked.
1388
01:24:08,076 --> 01:24:11,576
Yeah, but... that means the job,
your whole future.
1389
01:24:11,676 --> 01:24:13,776
I'll live. I did before.
1390
01:24:13,876 --> 01:24:15,952
Why, Dave, that's terrible.
1391
01:24:15,976 --> 01:24:18,400
I called Carol last
night. I told her I'd give
1392
01:24:18,424 --> 01:24:20,976
it one more day but I
know there isn't a chance.
1393
01:24:21,076 --> 01:24:24,076
She's lonely too. I've gotta go back.
1394
01:24:24,776 --> 01:24:26,776
Big job or not.
1395
01:24:28,276 --> 01:24:30,376
What is it, Phil?
1396
01:24:31,676 --> 01:24:32,577
Oh, nothing.
1397
01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:35,352
Phil, let's get out of
the house for a while.
1398
01:24:35,376 --> 01:24:39,576
Kathy won't mind, and you know ma's
out of danger now. You need some air.
1399
01:24:39,676 --> 01:24:41,602
I am going out. I'm
going up to flume inn.
1400
01:24:41,626 --> 01:24:42,276
What?
1401
01:24:42,376 --> 01:24:45,176
I'll use the plane tickets
we had for this afternoon.
1402
01:24:45,276 --> 01:24:46,976
- What for?
- It's a waste of time.
1403
01:24:47,076 --> 01:24:49,452
There must be a time once
when you fight back.
1404
01:24:49,476 --> 01:24:52,252
I wanna make 'em look me
in the eye and do it.
1405
01:24:52,276 --> 01:24:53,959
I want the satisfaction. I can't
1406
01:24:53,983 --> 01:24:56,276
explain it, but I
wanna do it for myself.
1407
01:24:56,376 --> 01:24:58,362
Phil, they're
nothing more than...
1408
01:24:58,386 --> 01:25:00,776
Let him do it. You
have to face 'em once.
1409
01:25:00,876 --> 01:25:02,690
I did it once, at monterey.
1410
01:25:02,714 --> 01:25:05,376
They are more
than nasty little snobs.
1411
01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:07,876
You call 'em that and
you can dismiss 'em.
1412
01:25:07,976 --> 01:25:10,831
They're persistent little
traitors to everything
1413
01:25:10,855 --> 01:25:13,676
this country stands for.
You have to fight 'em.
1414
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:16,534
Not just for the "poor,
poor Jews", as Dave
1415
01:25:16,558 --> 01:25:19,276
says, but for all this
country stands for.
1416
01:25:21,276 --> 01:25:23,376
Anyway, I'm going.
1417
01:25:26,576 --> 01:25:28,676
See you later.
1418
01:25:58,976 --> 01:26:00,977
You'll find this room
more comfortable.
1419
01:26:01,001 --> 01:26:01,676
Thank you.
1420
01:26:01,776 --> 01:26:05,276
I have a reservation, double room
and bath, today through Thursday.
1421
01:26:05,376 --> 01:26:09,476
- In what name?
- Green. Philip green. Yes, mr green.
1422
01:26:09,576 --> 01:26:12,476
- My wife will be here tomorrow.
- Oh, yes.
1423
01:26:15,076 --> 01:26:19,476
- Oh, one more thing.
- Yes? Is your hotel restricted?
1424
01:26:21,576 --> 01:26:24,876
Well... I'd hardly
say it was restricted.
1425
01:26:25,276 --> 01:26:27,576
Then it's not restricted?
1426
01:26:29,176 --> 01:26:31,776
Would you excuse me a moment, please?
1427
01:26:48,976 --> 01:26:51,176
- How do you do, mr green?
- How do you do?
1428
01:26:51,276 --> 01:26:54,976
In answer to your question,
may I inquire, are you...
1429
01:26:55,076 --> 01:26:57,944
uh, that is, do you
follow the Hebrew religion
1430
01:26:57,968 --> 01:27:00,676
yourself? Or do you
just want to make sure?
1431
01:27:01,876 --> 01:27:05,076
I've asked a simple question.
I'd like a simple answer.
1432
01:27:05,176 --> 01:27:08,198
Well, you see, we do
have a very high-class
1433
01:27:08,222 --> 01:27:10,576
clientele and...
well, naturally.
1434
01:27:10,676 --> 01:27:13,479
Then you do restrict
your guests to gentiles?
1435
01:27:13,503 --> 01:27:15,776
Well, I wouldn't
say that, mr green.
1436
01:27:17,176 --> 01:27:19,802
In any event, there's
been some mistake. We
1437
01:27:19,826 --> 01:27:22,476
don't have a free
room in the entire hotel.
1438
01:27:22,576 --> 01:27:25,976
But perhaps I can fix you up at
the Brewster hotel near the station.
1439
01:27:26,076 --> 01:27:28,452
I'm not staying at the Brewster.
1440
01:27:28,476 --> 01:27:31,876
Look, I'm Jewish and you
don't take Jews. That's it, isn't it?
1441
01:27:31,976 --> 01:27:34,776
- I never said that.
- If you don't accept Jews, say so.
1442
01:27:34,876 --> 01:27:40,476
Don't raise your voice to me, mr green.
Speak quietly, please. Do you or don't you?
1443
01:27:40,576 --> 01:27:42,429
Mr green, I'm a
very busy man. If you
1444
01:27:42,453 --> 01:27:44,576
want me to phone
the Brewster, I'll do so.
1445
01:27:44,676 --> 01:27:46,776
Otherwise...
1446
01:27:48,376 --> 01:27:50,376
Otherwise what?
1447
01:28:36,076 --> 01:28:38,576
Tommy?
1448
01:28:39,476 --> 01:28:42,176
Oh, Phil. Hello.
1449
01:28:46,276 --> 01:28:48,876
It was bad. I can tell by your face.
1450
01:28:50,076 --> 01:28:52,776
Dave was right. It
was a waste of time.
1451
01:28:54,276 --> 01:28:55,302
How's ma?
1452
01:28:55,326 --> 01:28:58,476
She's fine. She's
asleep. Tom's out playing.
1453
01:28:58,576 --> 01:29:00,652
- Where's Dave?
- He's out with Anne.
1454
01:29:00,676 --> 01:29:03,202
He packed all afternoon.
They're having a last
1455
01:29:03,226 --> 01:29:05,776
night on the town.
They'll wind up here later.
1456
01:29:05,876 --> 01:29:08,776
- How about some coffee?
- No, thanks.
1457
01:29:13,677 --> 01:29:15,777
Tired, darling?
1458
01:29:17,177 --> 01:29:19,177
No. I'm...
1459
01:29:19,277 --> 01:29:21,477
I'm just thinking about Dave.
1460
01:29:23,877 --> 01:29:27,577
- You're thinking about the cottage.
- Yes, I did think about that.
1461
01:29:27,677 --> 01:29:31,177
So have I. You must know that.
And it wouldn't work, Phil.
1462
01:29:31,277 --> 01:29:33,398
It would be too
uncomfortable for Dave
1463
01:29:33,422 --> 01:29:35,677
moving into one of
those neighbourhoods.
1464
01:29:35,777 --> 01:29:40,077
Darling, don't you see that? It's
detestable, but that's the way it is.
1465
01:29:40,177 --> 01:29:42,054
It's even worse in new canaan.
1466
01:29:42,078 --> 01:29:44,677
There nobody can
sell or rent to a Jew.
1467
01:29:44,777 --> 01:29:47,353
Even in Darien, where
Jane's house is and my
1468
01:29:47,377 --> 01:29:49,953
house is, there's a
gentleman's agreement...
1469
01:29:49,977 --> 01:29:51,853
Gentleman's?
1470
01:29:51,877 --> 01:29:53,977
Kathy, you can't...
1471
01:29:58,577 --> 01:30:01,177
You're not gonna fight it, Kathy.
1472
01:30:01,277 --> 01:30:03,278
You're just gonna give in, play
1473
01:30:03,302 --> 01:30:06,177
along, just let their
idiotic rules stand.
1474
01:30:06,277 --> 01:30:09,077
I don't play along.
But what can one person do?
1475
01:30:09,177 --> 01:30:14,553
Tell 'em to go jump in the lake! What
can they do? Plenty! Ostracise him.
1476
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:18,477
Some of the markets not deliver food.
Not even wait on him.
1477
01:30:18,577 --> 01:30:22,477
Phil, the series will be over
by the time we get there.
1478
01:30:22,577 --> 01:30:23,722
Phil, face facts.
1479
01:30:23,746 --> 01:30:26,577
You expect us to
live in that cottage now?
1480
01:30:26,677 --> 01:30:29,077
You can't change the world.
I'm on Dave's side.
1481
01:30:29,177 --> 01:30:33,453
Well, I'm not on Dave's side or
any side, except against their side.
1482
01:30:33,477 --> 01:30:35,619
Do you or don't
you believe in this?
1483
01:30:35,643 --> 01:30:38,277
Because if you do,
how can you talk about...
1484
01:30:39,277 --> 01:30:42,200
Tom, please. Kathy
and I are talking.
1485
01:30:42,224 --> 01:30:43,477
But, pop, I...
1486
01:30:47,877 --> 01:30:50,377
Tom, what is it? What's the matter?
1487
01:30:51,877 --> 01:30:55,277
Did you have a fight?
Argument with one of the guys?
1488
01:30:56,777 --> 01:30:58,877
They called me a dirty Jew!
1489
01:30:59,677 --> 01:31:01,677
And a stinking kike!
1490
01:31:01,777 --> 01:31:03,570
And they all ran off and...
1491
01:31:03,594 --> 01:31:06,477
Oh, darling, it's
not true! It's not true.
1492
01:31:06,577 --> 01:31:11,777
You're no more Jewish than I
am. It's a horrible mistake. Kathy!
1493
01:31:12,477 --> 01:31:15,677
Come with me, Tom.
We'll talk about it in here.
1494
01:31:25,877 --> 01:31:28,277
Take it easy. Take it easy, son.
1495
01:31:43,777 --> 01:31:45,877
- Want some water?
- Yes.
1496
01:31:49,377 --> 01:31:51,577
Where'd it happen?
1497
01:31:51,677 --> 01:31:53,957
Jimmy in it? Somebody
sock somebody?
1498
01:31:53,981 --> 01:31:55,553
No. They just yelled it.
1499
01:31:55,577 --> 01:31:59,777
It was at our corner.
One was a kid from school.
1500
01:31:59,877 --> 01:32:02,777
They were playing hop
and I asked could I play too.
1501
01:32:02,877 --> 01:32:04,546
Then the school one said no
1502
01:32:04,570 --> 01:32:07,077
dirty little Jew
could play with them.
1503
01:32:07,177 --> 01:32:10,077
Then they all yelled
those other things.
1504
01:32:10,177 --> 01:32:12,403
I started to speak,
then they all yelled
1505
01:32:12,427 --> 01:32:14,677
"your father has a
long, curly beard"...
1506
01:32:14,777 --> 01:32:16,777
and turned and ran.
1507
01:32:16,877 --> 01:32:19,977
Why did they, pop? Why?
1508
01:32:24,777 --> 01:32:26,977
Come on. Drink some of this.
1509
01:32:30,977 --> 01:32:33,877
Did you wanna tell 'em
that you weren't really Jewish?
1510
01:32:33,977 --> 01:32:36,077
- No.
- That's good.
1511
01:32:36,177 --> 01:32:39,277
See, there's a lot of kids
just like you who are Jewish...
1512
01:32:39,377 --> 01:32:41,675
and if you said it, it
would be admitting
1513
01:32:41,699 --> 01:32:44,077
there was something
bad in being Jewish...
1514
01:32:44,177 --> 01:32:48,477
and something swell in not.
They wouldn't fight. They just ran.
1515
01:32:49,377 --> 01:32:51,677
Yeah, I know.
1516
01:32:51,777 --> 01:32:54,677
There's a lot of grown-ups
just like that too, Tom.
1517
01:32:54,777 --> 01:32:58,877
Only, they do it with wisecracks
instead of yelling.
1518
01:33:07,277 --> 01:33:09,377
- Ok?
- Sure.
1519
01:33:09,477 --> 01:33:11,577
Attaboy.
1520
01:33:11,677 --> 01:33:14,953
Wanna go and read
while I talk to Kathy?
1521
01:33:14,977 --> 01:33:16,077
Ok.
1522
01:33:16,877 --> 01:33:21,077
Oh, uh... let's keep this to
ourselves till grandma's well, huh?
1523
01:33:21,177 --> 01:33:22,977
Ok.
1524
01:33:49,977 --> 01:33:52,177
Phil, I've got something to tell you.
1525
01:33:52,277 --> 01:33:55,319
I'm pretty tired of
feeling wrong. Everything
1526
01:33:55,343 --> 01:33:58,253
I do or say is wrong
about anything Jewish.
1527
01:33:58,277 --> 01:34:01,477
All I did just now was
to face facts about Dave and Darien.
1528
01:34:01,777 --> 01:34:03,809
And to tell Tom
just what you did...
1529
01:34:03,833 --> 01:34:04,677
Not just what.
1530
01:34:04,777 --> 01:34:08,577
You assured him he's a wonderful
creature: A white Christian American.
1531
01:34:08,677 --> 01:34:11,153
You gave him a
taste of superiority...
1532
01:34:11,177 --> 01:34:14,353
the poison that millions of parents
give their children.
1533
01:34:14,377 --> 01:34:16,577
- You do think I'm an anti-semite.
- No.
1534
01:34:16,677 --> 01:34:19,977
You do. You've thought it
secretly for a long time.
1535
01:34:20,077 --> 01:34:22,777
No. But I see that lots of
nice people who aren't...
1536
01:34:22,877 --> 01:34:27,253
people who despise it and deplore it
and protest their own innocence...
1537
01:34:27,277 --> 01:34:29,338
help it along,
then wonder why it
1538
01:34:29,362 --> 01:34:31,877
grows. People who'd
never beat up a Jew.
1539
01:34:31,977 --> 01:34:34,900
People who think
anti-semitism is away off
1540
01:34:34,924 --> 01:34:38,077
in some crackpot place
with low-class morons.
1541
01:34:38,677 --> 01:34:41,877
That's the biggest discovery
I've made, Kathy.
1542
01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:45,077
The good people, the nice people.
1543
01:34:45,877 --> 01:34:49,077
You mean you're not going
to Darien this summer?
1544
01:34:49,177 --> 01:34:51,408
Let's save that
for another time.
1545
01:34:51,432 --> 01:34:54,377
I hate everything
about this horrible thing!
1546
01:34:54,477 --> 01:34:59,877
They make trouble for everybody. They force
people to take sides. Quit it! Quit that.
1547
01:34:59,977 --> 01:35:02,177
They didn't suggest
the series. They haven't
1548
01:35:02,201 --> 01:35:04,277
got a single thing to
do with you and me!
1549
01:35:04,377 --> 01:35:07,977
Don't shout at me. I know what
you're thinking about marrying me.
1550
01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:10,677
I saw it on your face
when I said that to Tom.
1551
01:35:10,777 --> 01:35:14,353
And don't treat me to any more
lessons of tolerance. I'm sick of it!
1552
01:35:14,377 --> 01:35:17,677
I'm not going to marry into
hothead shoutings and nerves...
1553
01:35:17,777 --> 01:35:20,377
and you might as well know it now.
1554
01:35:25,777 --> 01:35:27,877
Kathy.
1555
01:35:29,677 --> 01:35:32,129
I'm sorry I shouted.
I hate it when I do it.
1556
01:35:32,153 --> 01:35:34,553
It's not just the shouting.
It's everything.
1557
01:35:34,577 --> 01:35:38,977
You've changed since that first night
I met you at uncle John's.
1558
01:35:39,077 --> 01:35:41,077
It's no use, Phil.
1559
01:35:41,977 --> 01:35:44,475
Now I know why I drew
back when you told me
1560
01:35:44,499 --> 01:35:47,077
The angle. You're doing
an impossible thing.
1561
01:35:48,277 --> 01:35:51,777
You are what you are
for the one life you have.
1562
01:35:51,877 --> 01:35:54,553
You can't help it if
you were born Christian
1563
01:35:54,577 --> 01:35:57,277
and not Jewish. It
doesn't mean you're glad.
1564
01:35:57,377 --> 01:36:01,177
But I am glad. There, I've said it.
1565
01:36:01,277 --> 01:36:04,377
It'd be terrible. I'm glad I'm not.
1566
01:36:04,477 --> 01:36:06,679
I could never make
you understand that. You
1567
01:36:06,703 --> 01:36:08,777
could never understand
that it's a fact.
1568
01:36:08,877 --> 01:36:11,144
Like being glad
you're good-looking
1569
01:36:11,168 --> 01:36:13,777
instead of ugly,
rich instead of poor...
1570
01:36:13,877 --> 01:36:17,177
young instead of old,
healthy instead of sick.
1571
01:36:17,277 --> 01:36:20,177
You could never understand that.
1572
01:36:20,277 --> 01:36:24,077
It's just a practical fact,
not ajudgment that I'm superior.
1573
01:36:24,177 --> 01:36:25,727
But you could never see that.
1574
01:36:25,751 --> 01:36:27,977
You'd twist it into
something horrible.
1575
01:36:28,077 --> 01:36:32,277
A conniving, an aiding and abetting,
a thing I loathe as much as you do.
1576
01:36:32,377 --> 01:36:35,977
It's better to finish it now.
Get it over with right now.
1577
01:36:37,077 --> 01:36:39,077
I...
1578
01:36:40,277 --> 01:36:42,377
I hate you for doing this.
1579
01:36:43,777 --> 01:36:46,057
We could have been
so happy. We had
1580
01:36:46,081 --> 01:36:48,577
so much to enjoy
and so much to share.
1581
01:36:48,677 --> 01:36:52,277
And I hate you for
taking it away from both of us.
1582
01:36:52,377 --> 01:36:54,477
I hate you for that.
1583
01:37:06,777 --> 01:37:09,688
Whaddaya know?
He's asleep, this early.
1584
01:37:09,712 --> 01:37:12,577
On your last night?
Let's wake him up.
1585
01:37:12,677 --> 01:37:15,977
- Let the poor guy alone.
- It's against my deepest principles.
1586
01:37:16,077 --> 01:37:18,677
Hey, Phil. Come on, wake up. It's us.
1587
01:37:18,977 --> 01:37:20,483
Let the poor lug alone.
1588
01:37:20,507 --> 01:37:23,077
I told you. I never
let any man alone.
1589
01:37:25,477 --> 01:37:29,177
Hey! I thought we were expected,
sleepyhead. Where's Kathy?
1590
01:37:29,277 --> 01:37:32,653
- She left early.
- My, you look nice in pyjamas.
1591
01:37:32,677 --> 01:37:35,553
Get on a dressing
gown. I'll close my eyes.
1592
01:37:35,577 --> 01:37:38,115
Go get the ice cubes
so he can get dressed.
1593
01:37:38,139 --> 01:37:40,853
He wouldn't let a dame
see his ratty bathrobe.
1594
01:37:40,877 --> 01:37:43,160
Go on. Don't trifle
with your luck. I don't
1595
01:37:43,184 --> 01:37:45,177
think men should
wear coats and ties.
1596
01:37:45,277 --> 01:37:49,277
They lookjust wonderful
in shirts and pants - and in pyjamas!
1597
01:37:54,677 --> 01:37:57,353
What's wrong, Phil?
1598
01:37:57,377 --> 01:37:59,853
Skip it.
1599
01:37:59,877 --> 01:38:01,777
Flume inn?
1600
01:38:04,677 --> 01:38:09,978
Tommy got called "dirty Jew" and
"kike" by some kids down the street.
1601
01:38:10,678 --> 01:38:13,578
Came home pretty badly shaken up.
1602
01:38:15,078 --> 01:38:20,078
Now you know it all. That's the place
they really get at you: Your kids.
1603
01:38:21,278 --> 01:38:23,378
Now you even know that.
1604
01:38:24,778 --> 01:38:28,178
Well, you can quit being Jewish now.
1605
01:38:28,278 --> 01:38:30,378
There's nothing else.
1606
01:38:32,278 --> 01:38:35,978
My own kids got it
without the names, Phil.
1607
01:38:36,078 --> 01:38:41,478
Just setting their hearts on a summer
camp their bunch were going to...
1608
01:38:41,578 --> 01:38:43,978
and being kept out.
1609
01:38:46,278 --> 01:38:48,478
It wrecked them for a while.
1610
01:38:49,778 --> 01:38:53,278
The only other thing
that makes you wanna murder is...
1611
01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:56,778
There was a boy in our outfit.
1612
01:38:56,878 --> 01:38:59,078
Abe schlussman.
1613
01:38:59,178 --> 01:39:01,878
Good soldier. Good engineer.
1614
01:39:04,078 --> 01:39:08,778
One night we...
We got bombed, and he caught it.
1615
01:39:08,878 --> 01:39:11,378
I was ten yards off.
1616
01:39:11,478 --> 01:39:15,678
Somebody said
"gimme a hand with this sheeny."
1617
01:39:17,978 --> 01:39:21,278
Those were the last
words he ever heard.
1618
01:39:46,378 --> 01:39:47,878
Good morning.
1619
01:39:48,078 --> 01:39:49,778
Good morning.
1620
01:39:49,878 --> 01:39:53,678
Miss wales... here it is. The first
three instalments, ready to go.
1621
01:39:53,778 --> 01:39:57,478
Send every ten pages downstairs.
Have it set up in galley immediately.
1622
01:39:57,578 --> 01:39:59,778
Tell 'em I'm in a hurry. A big hurry.
1623
01:39:59,878 --> 01:40:01,979
How long will
that much take you?
1624
01:40:02,003 --> 01:40:04,778
Under 10,000 words.
I can finish by tonight.
1625
01:40:05,378 --> 01:40:07,478
I am pretty fast.
1626
01:40:09,378 --> 01:40:11,978
"I was Jewish for eight weeks."
1627
01:40:14,078 --> 01:40:17,378
Why, mr green, you're a Christian!
1628
01:40:18,278 --> 01:40:20,878
- But I never...
- Well?
1629
01:40:20,978 --> 01:40:23,878
I've been around you more
than anybody and I never once...
1630
01:40:23,978 --> 01:40:26,878
What's so upsetting
about that, miss wales?
1631
01:40:27,378 --> 01:40:30,978
You mean there is some difference
between Jews and christians?
1632
01:40:31,078 --> 01:40:33,252
Look at me. Look at
me hard. I'm the same
1633
01:40:33,276 --> 01:40:35,578
man I was yesterday.
That's true, isn't it?
1634
01:40:35,678 --> 01:40:38,078
Why should you be so astonished?
1635
01:40:38,278 --> 01:40:40,604
You can't believe
anybody would give up the
1636
01:40:40,628 --> 01:40:42,978
glory of being a
Christian for eight weeks.
1637
01:40:43,078 --> 01:40:45,078
That's what's eating you, isn't it?
1638
01:40:45,178 --> 01:40:47,961
If I say that's anti-semitism,
your feeling that
1639
01:40:47,985 --> 01:40:50,678
being Christian is better
than being Jewish...
1640
01:40:50,778 --> 01:40:54,778
you'll tell me I'm heckling you or
I'm twisting your words around or...
1641
01:40:54,878 --> 01:40:58,854
it's just facing facts,
as someone else said to me yesterday.
1642
01:40:58,878 --> 01:41:00,578
Face me, miss wales. Look at me.
1643
01:41:00,678 --> 01:41:04,178
Same face, same eyes, same nose,
same suit, same everything.
1644
01:41:04,278 --> 01:41:07,778
Here. Take my hand. Feel it!
Same flesh as yours, isn't it?
1645
01:41:07,878 --> 01:41:10,478
No different today
than it was yesterday.
1646
01:41:10,578 --> 01:41:14,278
The only thing that's different
is the word "Christian".
1647
01:41:22,578 --> 01:41:25,478
Of course I'll see
him. Send him right in.
1648
01:41:26,978 --> 01:41:29,278
- Good morning.
- Thanks for seeing me, John.
1649
01:41:29,378 --> 01:41:31,040
Sorry to break in on you. I gave
1650
01:41:31,064 --> 01:41:33,278
the first half to miss
wales for typing.
1651
01:41:33,378 --> 01:41:37,578
- I'll finish by the end of the week.
- Good. I want to clear out.
1652
01:41:37,678 --> 01:41:39,878
- Completely?
- Yeah, completely.
1653
01:41:39,978 --> 01:41:42,178
- Back to California?
- As soon as we pack.
1654
01:41:42,278 --> 01:41:44,357
Will the office
get me train tickets?
1655
01:41:44,381 --> 01:41:46,378
Yes. What about
future assignments?
1656
01:41:46,478 --> 01:41:49,278
I'll... let you know.-
1657
01:41:50,478 --> 01:41:53,378
I don't want to be
disturbed for anything.
1658
01:41:54,878 --> 01:41:57,284
Sorry about you two.
Kathy told my wife
1659
01:41:57,308 --> 01:41:59,678
this morning. She
seemed pretty upset.
1660
01:41:59,778 --> 01:42:03,054
I'd have liked it to go on.
It seemed so right, you two.
1661
01:42:03,078 --> 01:42:05,978
Anything I can do?
Can I be of any help?
1662
01:42:06,078 --> 01:42:09,478
Talk is useless, I know, but...
Maybe someone who knew you both...
1663
01:42:09,578 --> 01:42:11,678
Thanks, John. Thanks a lot.
1664
01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:17,178
I'd better get back. I'm
clearing out of the office tonight.
1665
01:42:17,278 --> 01:42:20,114
I'll finish the last three
instalments at home,
1666
01:42:20,138 --> 01:42:22,878
bring 'em in and we'll
have one more session.
1667
01:42:33,078 --> 01:42:34,754
Hey, I'm lookin' for you.
1668
01:42:34,778 --> 01:42:38,578
It's the goldarnedest idea for a
series this magazine has ever run.
1669
01:42:38,678 --> 01:42:41,854
I couldn't put these ten pages down.
The place is buzzing.
1670
01:42:41,878 --> 01:42:45,378
About artwork.
Photographic treatment's my hunch.
1671
01:42:45,478 --> 01:42:49,254
Ok. But no pictures of my kid
or me or my mother. Understand?
1672
01:42:49,278 --> 01:42:51,911
Stop pushin' me
around. That's the trouble
1673
01:42:51,935 --> 01:42:54,754
with you christians.
Aggressive, loud, pushy.
1674
01:42:54,778 --> 01:42:57,878
Everybody's got a copy but me.
When's my turn to see it?
1675
01:42:57,978 --> 01:43:00,478
The place is in a frenzy
over the wonderful plot.
1676
01:43:00,578 --> 01:43:04,878
Though what plot there can be to a
series on anti-semitism escapes me.
1677
01:43:12,678 --> 01:43:15,078
This is something.
1678
01:43:15,178 --> 01:43:17,154
It's hot all right.
1679
01:43:17,178 --> 01:43:19,578
You fooled me, Phil, completely.
1680
01:43:19,678 --> 01:43:22,395
Though I did want to
say, how have you lived
1681
01:43:22,419 --> 01:43:24,978
this long spending
this much juice on it?
1682
01:43:25,978 --> 01:43:28,578
I get it now. Everything.
1683
01:43:30,278 --> 01:43:32,678
- This is dynamite.
- Read the rest of it.
1684
01:43:32,778 --> 01:43:36,378
If everybody'd act it out just one day
of the year, it'd end overnight.
1685
01:43:36,478 --> 01:43:37,961
I gotta go. Minify ordered
1686
01:43:37,985 --> 01:43:40,478
everything stops for
this. See you later.
1687
01:43:40,578 --> 01:43:43,878
It's a wonderful notion, Phil.
Congratulations.
1688
01:43:44,678 --> 01:43:48,578
Hey, you look kind of beat.
I worry about you.
1689
01:43:49,178 --> 01:43:51,478
- I'm fine.
- Uh-huh?
1690
01:43:51,578 --> 01:43:54,278
It's over with you
and Kathy, isn't it?
1691
01:43:55,278 --> 01:43:58,678
Phil, I guessed it last
night but I wasn't sure.
1692
01:43:59,478 --> 01:44:01,978
It is over, isn't it?
1693
01:44:02,078 --> 01:44:05,078
Everything's so
rotten, Phil. For me too.
1694
01:44:05,978 --> 01:44:08,563
Look, if you're free
tonight, come to my
1695
01:44:08,587 --> 01:44:11,578
place and listen to my
troubles. How about it?
1696
01:44:11,678 --> 01:44:13,978
Ok. Thanks.
1697
01:44:14,078 --> 01:44:16,078
We'll have dinner.
1698
01:44:34,178 --> 01:44:36,478
- Feeling better?
- Yeah.
1699
01:44:36,578 --> 01:44:38,378
Good.
1700
01:44:38,878 --> 01:44:41,178
You almost smiled a minute ago.
1701
01:44:42,278 --> 01:44:47,678
You take your coffee black, don't you?
And one lump. I remember from the party.
1702
01:44:48,578 --> 01:44:50,678
You do?
1703
01:44:52,278 --> 01:44:55,778
You're quite a girl, Anne.
I don't think I told you that before.
1704
01:44:55,878 --> 01:44:58,178
Me? Sure. Everybody loves Anne.
1705
01:44:59,978 --> 01:45:03,378
You said you weren't very happy.
Do you want to talk about it?
1706
01:45:03,478 --> 01:45:07,954
Nothing bores a man like an
unhappy female. Now look, Anne.
1707
01:45:07,978 --> 01:45:10,563
We're good friends.
Even in this short a
1708
01:45:10,587 --> 01:45:13,578
time, we've been through
quite a bit together.
1709
01:45:13,678 --> 01:45:15,965
It's good for me to
be able to be with
1710
01:45:15,989 --> 01:45:18,478
you tonight. I wish
you would talk to me.
1711
01:45:20,778 --> 01:45:22,878
All right, I'll talk.
1712
01:45:24,378 --> 01:45:29,078
We've been skirting it all evening.
Let's bring it out and clear the air.
1713
01:45:30,378 --> 01:45:33,678
Do you mind if I say something
about you and Kathy?
1714
01:45:37,778 --> 01:45:42,678
- Let's don't.
- All right, Phil. Mind your manners.
1715
01:45:42,778 --> 01:45:45,778
Be a gentleman. Don't let
the flag touch the ground.
1716
01:45:45,878 --> 01:45:48,978
This sort of honourableness
gets me sick, Phil.
1717
01:45:50,778 --> 01:45:53,602
I think you're pretty
straight and she's...
1718
01:45:53,626 --> 01:45:54,678
Anne, drop it!
1719
01:45:59,978 --> 01:46:03,478
Ok. I'm a cat.
1720
01:46:03,578 --> 01:46:06,178
And this is dirty pool.
1721
01:46:06,278 --> 01:46:08,978
But I'm intolerant of hypocrites.
1722
01:46:09,078 --> 01:46:11,654
That's what I said, Phil: Hypocrites.
1723
01:46:11,678 --> 01:46:15,278
She'd rather let Dave lose that job
than risk a fuss up there.
1724
01:46:15,378 --> 01:46:18,578
That's it, isn't it? She's afraid.
1725
01:46:18,678 --> 01:46:22,578
The kathys everywhere are afraid of
getting the gate from "nice people".
1726
01:46:22,678 --> 01:46:24,978
They make little
clucks of disapproval.
1727
01:46:25,078 --> 01:46:27,034
But they want you
and uncle John to
1728
01:46:27,058 --> 01:46:29,478
stand up and yell and
take sides and fight.
1729
01:46:29,578 --> 01:46:32,078
But do they fight? Oh, no.
1730
01:46:32,178 --> 01:46:34,478
Kathy and Harry and
Jane and all of 'em.
1731
01:46:34,578 --> 01:46:37,345
They scold bilbo
twice a year and think
1732
01:46:37,369 --> 01:46:40,578
they've fought for
democracy in this country.
1733
01:46:40,678 --> 01:46:44,754
They haven't got the guts to take
the step from talking to action.
1734
01:46:44,778 --> 01:46:47,478
One little action
on one little front.
1735
01:46:47,578 --> 01:46:50,878
It's not the whole answer,
but it's gotta start somewhere.
1736
01:46:50,978 --> 01:46:55,578
And it's gotta be with action, not
pamphlets, not even with your series.
1737
01:46:55,678 --> 01:46:58,638
It's gotta be with
people. Nice people, rich
1738
01:46:58,662 --> 01:47:01,579
people, poor people,
big and little people.
1739
01:47:01,679 --> 01:47:04,379
And it's gotta be quick.
1740
01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:07,979
But not Kathy. She
can't. She never will.
1741
01:47:08,979 --> 01:47:11,079
She doesn't rate you, Phil.
1742
01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:27,779
Phil... do you hate
me for saying this?
1743
01:47:28,879 --> 01:47:32,479
- No.
- I'd like to say one thing more.
1744
01:47:32,579 --> 01:47:34,579
There's time.
1745
01:47:34,679 --> 01:47:36,601
If two people are right for each
1746
01:47:36,625 --> 01:47:39,179
other, they usually
discover it in time.
1747
01:47:40,979 --> 01:47:43,179
If I had a kid I loved...
1748
01:47:43,279 --> 01:47:46,253
I'd want him to be
brought up with people who
1749
01:47:46,277 --> 01:47:49,079
felt the way I did
about the basic things.
1750
01:47:49,179 --> 01:47:51,679
Are you proposing, Anne?
1751
01:47:53,579 --> 01:47:55,679
Maybe.
1752
01:47:55,779 --> 01:47:57,579
Maybe I am.
1753
01:48:11,079 --> 01:48:13,155
Hello.
1754
01:48:13,179 --> 01:48:15,279
Oh, Dave. Hello.
1755
01:48:17,179 --> 01:48:20,379
Thank you for coming.
It was good of you.
1756
01:48:22,279 --> 01:48:24,879
- You know about Phil and me?
- Yes.
1757
01:48:27,079 --> 01:48:29,279
I want to ask you something.
1758
01:48:29,879 --> 01:48:32,330
And I want you to
answer me honestly.
1759
01:48:32,354 --> 01:48:33,354
Go ahead.
1760
01:48:34,079 --> 01:48:36,379
Do you think I'm anti-semitic?
1761
01:48:38,779 --> 01:48:40,979
- No, Kathy, I don't.
- Phil does.
1762
01:48:41,079 --> 01:48:43,379
- Does he?
- You know I'm not anti-semitic.
1763
01:48:43,479 --> 01:48:45,663
You're a Jew and
you know it. Why
1764
01:48:45,687 --> 01:48:48,479
can I make it clear
to everybody but Phil?
1765
01:48:48,579 --> 01:48:51,579
I was the one who suggested
the series. Did you know that?
1766
01:48:51,679 --> 01:48:52,955
No, I didn't.
1767
01:48:52,979 --> 01:48:56,879
I hate this thing as much as he
does. Why can't he see it? Why?
1768
01:48:56,979 --> 01:48:59,074
Tonight at dinner
a man told a vicious
1769
01:48:59,098 --> 01:49:01,379
story and I was sick
with rage and shame.
1770
01:49:01,479 --> 01:49:04,279
- But Phil actually...
- What kind of story, Kathy?
1771
01:49:04,379 --> 01:49:08,279
- Just a story. It had nothing to...
- Suppose you tell me anyway.
1772
01:49:08,379 --> 01:49:12,679
Well, it was just a vulgar little
joke. It has nothing to do with this.
1773
01:49:12,779 --> 01:49:15,347
Take it easy, Kathy.
Maybe it has. What kind
1774
01:49:15,371 --> 01:49:18,079
of a joke? I can take
naughty words, you know.
1775
01:49:18,179 --> 01:49:20,079
But why?
1776
01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:23,455
Oh, all right. It was a
man named lockhardt...
1777
01:49:23,479 --> 01:49:27,755
and he tried to get laughs with words
like "kike" and "coon", and...
1778
01:49:27,779 --> 01:49:30,225
I despised him and
everybody else there.
1779
01:49:30,249 --> 01:49:32,779
What did you do?
When he told the joke?
1780
01:49:32,879 --> 01:49:34,679
What do you mean?
1781
01:49:34,779 --> 01:49:37,779
I mean... what did you
say when he finished?
1782
01:49:38,179 --> 01:49:40,579
I wanted to yell at him
and get up and leave.
1783
01:49:40,679 --> 01:49:42,478
I wanted to say
to everyone at that
1784
01:49:42,502 --> 01:49:44,579
table: Why do we
sit here and take it...
1785
01:49:44,679 --> 01:49:46,468
when he's attacking
everything we
1786
01:49:46,492 --> 01:49:48,679
believe in? Why
don't we call him on it?
1787
01:49:48,779 --> 01:49:53,255
- And what did you do?
- I just sat there. I felt ashamed.
1788
01:49:53,279 --> 01:49:55,379
We all just sat there.
1789
01:49:56,879 --> 01:49:58,479
Yeah.
1790
01:49:58,579 --> 01:50:02,179
And then you left and
got me on the phone.
1791
01:50:02,379 --> 01:50:07,179
Later, after dinner was over, I said
I was ill and I am. I'm sick through.
1792
01:50:07,279 --> 01:50:12,679
I wonder if you'd feel so sick now,
Kathy, if you had nailed him.
1793
01:50:12,779 --> 01:50:16,179
There's a funny kind of elation
about socking back.
1794
01:50:17,379 --> 01:50:19,679
I learned that a long time ago.
1795
01:50:20,579 --> 01:50:24,279
- Phil's learned it.
- And I haven't?
1796
01:50:24,379 --> 01:50:27,105
Lots of things are
pretty rough, Kathy.
1797
01:50:27,129 --> 01:50:29,879
This is just a
different kind of a war.
1798
01:50:31,979 --> 01:50:35,319
And anybody who
crawls away is a quitter...
1799
01:50:35,343 --> 01:50:36,879
I didn't say that.
1800
01:50:37,379 --> 01:50:39,379
You did.
1801
01:50:39,879 --> 01:50:41,672
Somebody told a story. Sure, a
1802
01:50:41,696 --> 01:50:44,179
man at a dinner
table told the story...
1803
01:50:44,279 --> 01:50:50,079
and the nice people didn't laugh. They even
despised him for it. But they let it pass.
1804
01:50:50,379 --> 01:50:54,655
And behind thatjoke is flume inn and
Darien and Tommy and those kids...
1805
01:50:54,679 --> 01:50:58,179
And if you don't stop
with thatjoke, where do you stop?
1806
01:51:00,879 --> 01:51:04,055
- Is that what you mean?
- That's right.
1807
01:51:04,079 --> 01:51:06,179
Where do you call a halt?
1808
01:51:07,479 --> 01:51:10,555
I got mad at Phil because
he expected me to fight this...
1809
01:51:10,579 --> 01:51:14,679
instead of getting mad at the people
who help it along, like lockhardt.
1810
01:51:14,779 --> 01:51:18,255
Not just old lockhardt.
At least he's out in the open.
1811
01:51:18,279 --> 01:51:20,385
But what about the
other dinner guests?
1812
01:51:20,409 --> 01:51:22,379
They're supposed
to be on your side.
1813
01:51:22,479 --> 01:51:26,455
- And they didn't act or...
- No, they didn't. And I didn't.
1814
01:51:26,479 --> 01:51:28,979
That's the trouble: We never do.
1815
01:51:33,479 --> 01:51:35,579
It all links up, Dave.
1816
01:51:37,079 --> 01:51:40,979
Phil will fight. He can fight.
He always will fight.
1817
01:51:42,379 --> 01:51:45,911
And if I just sit by and... feel
1818
01:51:45,935 --> 01:51:50,379
sick, then I'm not
a fit wife for him.
1819
01:51:53,279 --> 01:51:57,579
It was always on those deeper issues
that we had our quarrels.
1820
01:51:57,679 --> 01:51:59,779
Always.
1821
01:51:59,879 --> 01:52:02,979
- And I never knew it until now.
- Sure.
1822
01:52:05,879 --> 01:52:13,179
A man wants his wife to be more
than just a companion, Kathy.
1823
01:52:13,279 --> 01:52:15,979
More than his beloved girl.
1824
01:52:16,079 --> 01:52:18,855
More than even the
mother of his children.
1825
01:52:18,879 --> 01:52:24,455
He wants a sidekick, a buddy,
to go through the rough spots with...
1826
01:52:24,479 --> 01:52:30,179
and she has to feel that the
same things are the rough spots...
1827
01:52:30,279 --> 01:52:33,979
or they're always out
of line with each other.
1828
01:52:34,079 --> 01:52:36,879
You're not cast in bronze, sweetie.
1829
01:52:36,979 --> 01:52:40,579
You're nice and soft and pliable...
1830
01:52:40,679 --> 01:52:45,379
and you can do anything you have
to do, or want to do, with yourself.
1831
01:52:49,879 --> 01:52:51,779
Can I?
1832
01:52:54,479 --> 01:52:56,379
Can I?
1833
01:53:00,679 --> 01:53:03,379
But it's got to be more than talk.
1834
01:53:22,479 --> 01:53:24,079
Now don't scold, Phil.
1835
01:53:24,179 --> 01:53:26,935
I couldn't sleep so
I sneaked into your
1836
01:53:26,959 --> 01:53:29,879
room and stole the
first two instalments.
1837
01:53:29,979 --> 01:53:31,979
Come here.
1838
01:53:53,979 --> 01:53:59,655
Thanks, ma. I think maybe I'd rather
have that than almost anything.
1839
01:53:59,679 --> 01:54:03,979
I wish your father could have
read this, Phil. He'd have liked it.
1840
01:54:05,579 --> 01:54:07,679
He'd have liked this.
1841
01:54:09,979 --> 01:54:12,979
"Leaving the inn, I knew all
about every man or woman...
1842
01:54:13,079 --> 01:54:16,755
who'd been told the job
was filled when it wasn't."
1843
01:54:16,779 --> 01:54:19,197
"Every youngster
who'd ever been turned
1844
01:54:19,221 --> 01:54:21,479
down by a college
or a summer camp."
1845
01:54:21,579 --> 01:54:24,113
"I knew the rage that
goes through you when
1846
01:54:24,137 --> 01:54:26,555
you see your own child
shaken and dazed."
1847
01:54:26,579 --> 01:54:29,879
"From that moment I saw
an unending attack by adults...
1848
01:54:29,979 --> 01:54:33,279
on kids of seven and eight
and ten and twelve...
1849
01:54:33,379 --> 01:54:36,355
on adolescent boys
and girls trying to get a
1850
01:54:36,379 --> 01:54:39,379
job or an education
or into medical school."
1851
01:54:39,479 --> 01:54:42,479
"And I knew that they had
somehow known it too -
1852
01:54:42,579 --> 01:54:47,979
They: Those patient, stubborn men
who argued and wrote and fought...
1853
01:54:48,079 --> 01:54:51,579
and came up with the constitution
and the bill of rights."
1854
01:54:51,679 --> 01:54:54,086
"They knew that the
tree is known by its
1855
01:54:54,110 --> 01:54:56,779
fruit, and that injustice
corrupts a tree...
1856
01:54:56,879 --> 01:54:59,312
that its fruit withers
and shrivels and falls
1857
01:54:59,336 --> 01:55:01,579
at last to that dark
ground of history...
1858
01:55:01,679 --> 01:55:04,679
where other great hopes
have rotted and died...
1859
01:55:04,779 --> 01:55:07,537
where equality and
freedom remain still the
1860
01:55:07,561 --> 01:55:10,279
only choice for wholeness
and soundness...
1861
01:55:10,379 --> 01:55:12,579
"in a man or in a nation."
1862
01:55:16,879 --> 01:55:19,457
Your father would
have liked you to say that.
1863
01:55:19,481 --> 01:55:21,379
Not enough of us realise it, ma.
1864
01:55:21,479 --> 01:55:23,579
Time's getting short.
1865
01:55:24,279 --> 01:55:27,379
Not enough people,
and the time's running out.
1866
01:55:28,879 --> 01:55:31,379
- You mean Kathy?
- Not just Kathy.
1867
01:55:32,879 --> 01:55:36,979
All the kathys. Everywhere.
1868
01:55:38,879 --> 01:55:41,279
You know something, Phil?
1869
01:55:41,379 --> 01:55:44,255
I suddenly want to
live to be very old.
1870
01:55:44,279 --> 01:55:45,779
Very.
1871
01:55:45,879 --> 01:55:48,122
I want to be around
to see what happens.
1872
01:55:48,146 --> 01:55:50,555
The world is stirring
in very strange ways.
1873
01:55:50,579 --> 01:55:53,879
Maybe this is the century for it,
and that's why it's so troubled.
1874
01:55:53,979 --> 01:55:56,179
Other centuries had
their driving forces.
1875
01:55:56,279 --> 01:56:00,780
What will ours have been
when men look far back to it one day?
1876
01:56:01,180 --> 01:56:03,944
Maybe it won't be the
American century after
1877
01:56:03,968 --> 01:56:06,880
all. Or the Russian
century or atomic century.
1878
01:56:06,980 --> 01:56:10,456
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if it was everybody's century...
1879
01:56:10,480 --> 01:56:12,924
when people all
over the world - free
1880
01:56:12,948 --> 01:56:15,480
people - found a
way to live together?
1881
01:56:16,480 --> 01:56:21,280
I'd like to be around to see
some of that, even the beginning.
1882
01:56:22,380 --> 01:56:26,356
I may stick around
for quite a while.-
1883
01:56:26,380 --> 01:56:28,480
hi, Dave.
1884
01:56:44,680 --> 01:56:48,380
Hello? Mr case? Dave Goldman calling.
1885
01:56:48,480 --> 01:56:52,880
I'm sorry to call you at this
late hour, but I can take that job.
1886
01:56:52,980 --> 01:56:56,680
I'm bringing my family
from California immediately.
1887
01:56:56,780 --> 01:56:58,880
I've got a house.
1888
01:56:58,980 --> 01:57:01,080
Thanks. So am I.
1889
01:57:05,480 --> 01:57:08,280
She's gonna live up there
all summer at her sister's.
1890
01:57:08,380 --> 01:57:10,236
And if anybody dishes anything
1891
01:57:10,260 --> 01:57:13,080
out, she'll be right
there to dish it back.
1892
01:57:17,180 --> 01:57:21,080
Yes, sir. I think I'll
stick around for a long time.
1893
01:57:35,580 --> 01:57:37,680
Thanks, Dave.