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Good morning, winner.
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Take a deep breath.
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Good.
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You're ready to dominate this day.
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You've worked harder than everyone,
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and that is why you're a champion.
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You understand that greatness
takes sacrifice.
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Visualize what you still want to achieve.
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Stand atop the mountain of your success
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and look down at everyone
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who's ever doubted you.
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Fuck those losers.
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Fuck them in their stupid fucking faces.
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Hey!
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Oh, shit.
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Hold the phone!
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I'm comin'!
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Oh, shit.
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- What?
- What? Excuse me.
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What?
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What?
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- Hey.
- What?
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- Missed ya!
- I missed you.
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- I missed you so much.
- It's been one night.
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- Are we gonna go to school, or...
- No.
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I don't think we are.
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No, we're just gonna stay... here.
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- Move!
- Jeez!
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Are you...
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I swear to God.
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What are you doing?
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- Are you kidding me? Samantha!
- You couldn't have just gone around?
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Where was this energy
at my inauguration assembly, folks?
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True.
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I hope I never have
to see any of you ever again, okay?
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That's it. Signin' off.
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Go, Crocketts!
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Principal Brown?
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Hi, Molly, Amy. What's shakin'?
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I want to make the transition
of next year's student government
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as seamless as possible,
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- so that when I'm up in New Haven...
- Yale. You can just say Yale, please.
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Well, our class's official policy
is to not discuss
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where anyone is attending next year.
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We don't want them to feel insecure.
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Very thoughtful.
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I need to go over the end of the year
budget numbers we have.
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Gosh.
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Really?
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Like, now?
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I mean, why don't you do it with Nick?
You know, please?
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I mean, he's... you know,
he's the vice president.
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Nick?
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We both know that Nick only ran for VP
because they plan the dances.
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That position is...
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It's basically a popularity contest.
He's useless.
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Ladies, it's the last day, you know?
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We did it, huh?
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We got you through high school.
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Can't we just graduate,
head off to college,
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you know,
celebrate this wonderful achievement?
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Let's get through the day
without anything horrible happening.
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Sorry, are you shutting the door on us?
Not subtle. We will persist!
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Nick's like the great equalizer.
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Delegates from every group of girls
are casting their ballots for his penis.
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Oh, Triple A takes the lead.
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Don't call her that.
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Everybody calls her that.
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She gave roadside assistance
to three senior guys last year.
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You hear them
getting degrading nicknames?
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They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."
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That's not derogatory,
it's a factual description.
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- 7:20.
- Under eight minutes?
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You're joking!
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Oh, my God. 9:43.
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What am I gonna do
without you girls next year?
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Nobody around here
even attempts the Thursday.
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Well, Amy and I are gonna Skype
the puzzle every single week,
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- so we will send you our Sunday Times.
- Yep.
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You know what?
Why don't I just give you two my number?
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That way, you guys can call or text me
if you need anything.
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- Yeah! That would make our lives.
- Yeah. Cool.
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- We'd love that.
- Definitely.
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- I'll give you mine after.
- I'll share the contact.
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- I can give...
- I'll share it.
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Wait. Miss Fine, I thought there were
no cell phones allowed in class.
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- Or are there exceptions for ass-kissers?
- Hey.
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A dollar in the swear jar.
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I'm so sorry.
These shorts, they don't have pockets.
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- Okay, excuse me. Excuse me. Jesus Christ!
- Triple A!
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Oh, my God.
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- No spatial awareness at this school.
- People just really don't.
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- Hey, Amy?
- It's her!
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Yeah?
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Did you just score
your teacher's phone number?
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Yeah.
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Nice.
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Hey, Miss Fine?
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You should come party with us tonight.
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Did you just ask Miss Fine
if she wants to party with you?
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You think she wants to watch you
get drunk and break things?
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Hold on. I was having a conversation
with her. You're not part of this.
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- I'm...
- Sit down, Theo.
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Yo, yo. What up, Miss Fine?
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Just a last day present
for my favorite teach.
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- Jared, you are not my student.
- I've heard great things.
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And, hey, everybody else
got their graduation gifts, right?
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Come on.
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Jare Bear coming at you
from all angles, right?
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Nobody asked for that.
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Big me, littler me,
little baby Jared at the bottom.
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Baby Jared says,
"Happy graduation, everybody!"
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Yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt
with your face on it, Jared.
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Like, not even ironically.
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Okay, well, agree to disagree, 'cause...
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Jared, just go.
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I'm out of here. Wasn't even here.
See you, Molly.
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- Bye, Molly.
- I'll see ya.
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Bye, Molly.
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- Why does he always do that?
- Fair townspeople!
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Fair townspeople?
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Fair townspeople, I swear to God!
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- What?
- Mark thy calendars
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and make thy plans to attend
the drama department's summer program,
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Shakespeare in the Park... ing Lot.
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We will be performing the Bard's comedies
as modern tragedies
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outside Whole Foods across town.
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Well, it's actually funny. It's...
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It's what we did in my summer program
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- last year in...
- Barcelona,
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when I lived in Barcelona.
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I will be directing,
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and Alan...
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may be starring, pending auditions.
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I don't audition.
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I'm offer only.
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This looks fun, but I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna be here.
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Yeah, Amy's spending the summer
in Botswana,
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helping women make their own tampons.
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That's...
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gross.
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Well, blood attracts lions.
I'm saving lives.
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Oh, okay. Well, that's actually noble.
I, too, have a fear of big cats.
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And I can't because I'm working
all summer, and also, I don't want to.
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You are a philistine.
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Why would you do theater
when you could do debate?
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Because some of us
enjoy working with others.
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And some of us know how to win.
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Nobody's winning in that outfit.
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Sit down, y'all.
We got work to do.
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So, Molly...
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- Why don't you start us off?
- Thank you.
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Kill it.
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All right, well, as you might recall
from my analysis yesterday,
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- we were talking about...
- It's our last day!
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- Let us live! God!
- ...submitting to authority...
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You've gotta open...
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You've gotta open your mouth
a little bit more, all right?
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- Yeah, okay, I gotcha, I gotcha.
- Okay, chips!
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- All right, this is it.
- I gotcha. Ready?
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- Dude, how am I supposed to get there?
- That was my bad.
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- Nick?
- You're wild.
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- Nick.
- Wait, just one sec. Just... come on.
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Nick, there's some student government
stuff to go over.
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Come on, man, aim for my mouth!
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We have to go over the end of year budget,
so if you could...
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Yeah, just, we're playin' this game
where I've gotta catch it with...
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It's complicated.
I'll... I'll hit you later, I guess.
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I'm sure it's complicated.
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I cannot believe I lasted an entire year
with Nick as my vice president.
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He's allergic to work.
All he wants to do is goof off.
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It's infuriating.
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Go talk to Ryan.
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What? No.
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Cool, cool, 'cause I'm...
I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.
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- 'Cause I have so much to say...
- No, no, no.
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- Yeah?
- Fine.
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Just... I'm going.
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- Just gonna...
- There she goes.
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- Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Oh, dude.
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Amy.
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- It's all good.
- Here you go.
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Sharp elbows.
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Not as sharp as your... chin.
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What?
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So isn't it crazy
that it's... it's the last day?
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I know, dude. I can barely believe it.
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Are you gonna come to Nick's tonight?
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His aunt went on a cruise ship
that broke down,
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so Nick's gonna throw a party
at her house.
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That's... that's awesome.
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It's... it's all right.
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They're, you know, they're stuck
on a boat shitting in buckets.
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Oh, that's not really what I meant.
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Oh, Jesus.
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- Come on, Tanner.
- All right, well...
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All right, I'll see you later.
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I'll just,
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Fuck. Fuck, fuck.
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- What are you doing? Go back.
- Fuck, fuck.
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No, that was bad. That was bad. I'm good.
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I don't even know if she's into girls.
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She wore a polo shirt to prom.
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Well, that's just her gender performance.
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It's different from
her sexual orientation.
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I'm sorry, but I don't get it.
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- Well, gender is a construct of...
- No. Thank you. That much I understand.
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It's just... it's a little bit shocking
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that... that you're into Ryan.
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First crush, the little white cat
from The Aristocats.
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You go from that to Avril Lavigne.
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It just... it's not...
it's not what I anticipated.
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I just like that she's...
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always in a good mood,
and she's got a really cute smile.
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She just seems like
she'd be a really fun person
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to have sleepovers and lie around with.
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Excuse me, pardon me? I'm a fun person
to have sleepovers and lie around with.
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It's literally all we do.
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Well, with her, there'd be more...
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vagina involved.
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That's fair.
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She said Nick's having a party tonight.
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Of course he would.
He's so fucking stupid.
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Somebody always gets arrested
the night before graduation.
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Amy, do you know how many girls
are gonna be up your vagina
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at Columbia next year?
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Are you aware of it?
'Cause I'm aware of it.
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Every time I come to visit you, you're
just gonna be scissoring a different girl.
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Dude?
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Scissoring is not a thing.
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- Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- It's not a thing.
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- I'm not knocking it. It's not a thing.
- Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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Here comes the one percent.
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That car belongs in a museum.
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What the fuck, Jared?
I said door-to-door.
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Museum of death,
'cause its smog is killing us all.
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- Fuck!
- You all right?
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They spend every minute together.
It's so weird.
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We spend every minute together.
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We are equals.
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Gigi just keeps Jared around
for when she needs a liver.
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- No, please don't get on my car.
- I'm fucking spent, Jared!
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- At least take the heels off.
- I'm fucking spent!
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- I just got it back from the shop.
- Okay! I'm napping.
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Do you think it's true that his dad got
him a sex worker for his 14th birthday?
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It's too weird of a story to be made up.
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There's so many specifics.
248
00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:44,812
He sprained his ankle,
she had a hearing aid.
249
00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:46,022
What up, chicas?
250
00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,357
It's intolerable.
251
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,528
You guys... you guys hungry?
252
00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:50,902
I got... I got some soup dumps.
253
00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:52,695
Keep it down out there!
254
00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,742
They're probably soggy now,
but they're great cold!
255
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:55,785
- Good Lord.
- S'all right.
256
00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,995
I'm going to pee in your weird bathroom.
Watch my stuff.
257
00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,995
Until all of us can pee without genitals,
none of us can.
258
00:11:01,746 --> 00:11:03,623
These motherfuckers.
259
00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:05,375
"Your ugly" what?
260
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,835
How did you graduate sixth grade?
261
00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:09,546
It's shocking to me.
262
00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:11,798
So, okay, so, I win.
263
00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,008
- Marry the sex doll, okay?
- Right.
264
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,763
- Fuck the soccer ball.
- Yep.
265
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,178
And then, kill Molly.
266
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,930
Dude, no!
267
00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:20,139
There's no other way, dude.
268
00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:22,016
Like, I can't fuck her,
you know, 'cause...
269
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,143
when I'm scared, my dick can't get hard.
270
00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:26,396
And then, like, I can't marry her,
'cause, well,
271
00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:28,606
I don't believe in the institution.
272
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:30,358
So I have to kill Molly.
273
00:11:30,442 --> 00:11:32,569
And I know it'll haunt me.
I'm a peaceful person.
274
00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:34,612
That's very true.
275
00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,698
Wait, are you guys talking
about Molly Davidson?
276
00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:37,615
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
277
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:40,618
That girl is so weird.
She always acts like she's, like, 40.
278
00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:43,750
I wish she was fuckin' 40, man.
Women in their forties know themselves.
279
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,708
Oh, she's cute,
you know, yeah, I give her that,
280
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:50,127
but she'd probably make you quiz her
on her SAT analogies while you fuck her.
281
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:53,673
Dude, no, her vagina is probably stuffed
with diplomas, how much do you wanna bet?
282
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,717
That shit's like a filing cabinet
down there.
283
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,511
Well, I've got no problem
with a filing cabinet.
284
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:01,556
I would make passionate sex
to Molly Davidson.
285
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:02,682
Really?
286
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,101
Yeah, I'd just put a bag
over her personality.
287
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,853
- Yeah.
- That's it.
288
00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:10,147
Molly's like a butterface for personality,
a butter personality.
289
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,941
Yeah!
290
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,652
- It's so bad.
- Yeah.
291
00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:17,364
That's cool, man. What?
292
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:19,741
Shit.
293
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,831
Oh, please, do not stop on my account.
294
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:31,168
Do you know what?
My vag is stuffed with diplomas.
295
00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:34,213
Soon it's gonna be stuffed
with job offers,
296
00:12:34,297 --> 00:12:37,967
and glowing profiles,
and commendations from the governor.
297
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:41,971
So, while you guys
were all studying AP hand jobs,
298
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:44,223
I was kicking ass and busting curves.
299
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,934
And I'm gonna continue to do that
at Yale next year.
300
00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,019
So...
301
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:49,774
I like my choices,
302
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:52,482
and wherever you three are next year,
I hope you do, too.
303
00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:54,817
I'm going to Yale, too.
304
00:12:57,904 --> 00:12:58,866
What?
305
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:03,117
I'm incredible at hand jobs,
but I also got a 1560 on the SATs.
306
00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:05,412
No, you didn't.
307
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:06,746
I got in early.
308
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,205
To Yale?
309
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,835
Oh, um, Tanner,
where are you going to school?
310
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,755
I'm... I'm playing soccer at Stanford.
311
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,966
Stanford University?
What are you guys talking about? That's...
312
00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:21,761
- No, yes, Stanford.
- Stanford University.
313
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,888
Hey, I'm not going to college.
314
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,057
I got recruited to go code for Google.
315
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,892
I mean, it's not Apple,
316
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,227
but the bennies are pretty tight, man,
317
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,355
and it's mid six-figures,
so I'm not complainin'.
318
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:34,110
- That's my boy.
- So proud of you. Amazing.
319
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,484
You failed the seventh grade twice.
320
00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:37,819
Rule of threes.
321
00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:42,128
You guys are serious?
322
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:46,327
Hey, um, I'm gonna pretend
like I don't know you next year.
323
00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:47,787
No offense.
324
00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:51,666
This... this isn't possible.
325
00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:53,501
You guys don't even care about school.
326
00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:55,753
No.
327
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,130
We just don't only care about school.
328
00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:08,057
Well, I'm... I'm done.
329
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,062
After... After you. After you, man.
330
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,143
Okay.
331
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,105
Sorry, excuse me.
332
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:21,070
You've worked harder
than everyone who's ever doubted you.
333
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,240
You've worked harder.
334
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,366
...doubted you.
335
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,502
Hey.
336
00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:37,211
You okay?
337
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,380
Nick, where are you going
to school next year?
338
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:41,883
- I thought we weren't supposed to talk...
- Just tell me!
339
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,635
Georgetown. Jesus.
340
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:48,017
- Hope, where are you going next year?
- No, I couldn't be less interested
341
00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:50,224
in, like, whatever this is.
342
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,644
Gigi, where the fuck
are you going to school next year?
343
00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:54,687
Don't judge me, it was my fifth choice.
344
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,063
Harvard.
345
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,420
Seniors rule!
346
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:13,843
This is fucked!
347
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,142
Okay.
348
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,186
This is obviously not helping.
349
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:21,148
We chose. We didn't party
because we wanted to focus on school
350
00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:22,734
and get into good colleges.
351
00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:23,780
And it worked.
352
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,028
But the irresponsible people who partied
353
00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:28,364
also got into those colleges,
they did both.
354
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,281
So?
355
00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:30,658
So we messed up.
356
00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:32,869
We didn't have to choose. They did both.
357
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,829
We are the only assholes who did one.
358
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,832
Hey, we are not assholes, okay?
359
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:38,791
Let's just...
360
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,002
Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,
361
00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,253
look at the memory box,
362
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:45,632
- celebrate the end...
- This is not a time to celebrate.
363
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,800
We have to go to a party tonight.
364
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,344
- What?
- Let's go to Nick's party.
365
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,138
No... Are you kidding? No. No way.
366
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,766
Amy, we only have one night left
367
00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:56,684
to have studied and partied
in high school.
368
00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:59,562
Otherwise, we're just gonna be the girls
that missed out.
369
00:16:59,646 --> 00:17:00,688
We haven't done anything.
370
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:02,356
We haven't broken any rules.
371
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,234
Okay, we've broken a lot of rules.
372
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,903
One, we have fake IDs.
373
00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:09,947
Fake college IDs,
so we can get into their 24-hour library.
374
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:12,867
Name one person whose life
was so much better
375
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,872
- because they broke a couple of rules.
- Picasso.
376
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,413
Yes, he broke art rules.
Name a person who broke a real one.
377
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:18,706
- Rosa Parks.
- Name another.
378
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:20,541
- Susan B. Anthony.
- Goddamn it.
379
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,628
Amy, I'm so serious.
They think that we're robots.
380
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:27,048
They think all we care about is taking
a million APs, and getting into Yale,
381
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,966
and editing Law Review at Georgetown,
382
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,513
and clerking for a federal judge
between junior and senior year
383
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:34,513
before eventually becoming
the youngest justice
384
00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:38,475
ever nominated
to the Supreme Court of the United States.
385
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,479
In my case.
386
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,356
You get the point.
387
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:47,568
- Nobody knows that we are fun.
- We know.
388
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:48,527
They need to know.
389
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:49,445
Who's they?
390
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,447
We are not one-dimensional.
391
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,532
We are smart and fun.
392
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:55,910
We have to do this.
393
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,036
This is crazy.
394
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,413
We graduate tomorrow.
395
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,957
What if we get in trouble?
396
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,042
You know that we are too smart for that.
397
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,002
Plus, Ryan is gonna be there.
398
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:08,547
She wanted you to come.
You're finally gonna make your moves.
399
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,299
No, she's not...
400
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,722
You've been out for two years
and you've never kissed a girl.
401
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:14,595
I want you to experience this.
402
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:17,598
What will I be doing during that time,
you might ask?
403
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,810
I'm going to experience
a seminal fun anecdote,
404
00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:23,980
and we are gonna change
our stories forever.
405
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,155
We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.
406
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,945
The Dust Bowl can wait, bitch!
407
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,948
What took them four years,
we are doing in one night!
408
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,325
Oh, Jesus!
409
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,045
- No!
- No!
410
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,421
- No. Not acceptable.
- Not okay.
411
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,968
Who allowed you to be this beautiful?
412
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:55,261
- Who allowed you to be this beautiful?
- Who allowed you to take my breath away?
413
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,266
- Call the paramedics, call the police.
- Who... No.
414
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,909
- 'Cause there has been an emergency.
- I can't look right at it.
415
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,351
Not today!
416
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,645
Grip escape move!
417
00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:08,149
Work.
418
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,608
Get it? Tushy?
419
00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:10,777
Hand sanitizer.
420
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:11,861
ChapStick.
421
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,070
College IDs.
422
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:16,282
Now, mace. Listen, it is very important
that you keep the safety...
423
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,160
- Amy!
- The safety's not on!
424
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,703
Don't touch your eyes!
425
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,747
You have the same parts she does.
426
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,582
You just take what you do to yourself,
flip it upside down.
427
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,459
Well, I don't... I don't really...
428
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,754
Just a down, but a flip.
429
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,255
- I don't...
- A down flip.
430
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,674
Well... what if I don't use my hands?
431
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,385
You can make yourself come
using only your mind?
432
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,387
- No.
- That's the one thing my mind can't do.
433
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,933
No! Well, I use just... other stuff.
434
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,310
- A book?
- No.
435
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,478
Very Freudian,
but I'd worry about paper cuts.
436
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,647
No. Can we just stop talking about this?
437
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:51,192
- That little elephant?
- No! Stop!
438
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,819
That weird crochet pig?
439
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:54,406
My grandma gave me that
before she died!
440
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,158
If you don't tell me what it is,
you know...
441
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,157
It's the panda! It's the panda, okay?
442
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,409
The panda. Whatever. Just...
443
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,995
Can we just stop talking about this?
444
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,497
Please, for the love of all things.
445
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:06,873
Quick question.
446
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,835
Just a quick Q.
447
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:10,377
What happened to her eye?
448
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:14,423
That fell off way before
anything happened between us.
449
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,675
Does she talk dirty to you?
450
00:20:17,343 --> 00:20:19,846
- Tell you about how she's endangered?
- No!
451
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,556
- Stop!
- Do pandas roar?
452
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,392
- Stop!
- You sneaky little bitch.
453
00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:27,311
I can't believe you didn't tell me
454
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,939
that you have been mounting
that tragic panda
455
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,648
every single night!
456
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,529
- Yeah.
- This is... Honestly, it's exhilarating.
457
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,444
I thought I knew everything about you.
458
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,781
I think it's healthy for a relationship
to have secrets, and now we have one.
459
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,450
Do I have a secret for you? Okay, yes.
460
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,534
Yeah.
461
00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,079
I once tried to masturbate...
462
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,414
with an electric toothbrush.
463
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,376
But I got a horrible UTI.
464
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,878
Horrible.
465
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:52,962
Like...
466
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,463
horrible.
467
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:59,176
I wish that would have been a secret,
but you've mentioned it many, many times.
468
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,679
Hey. Hey!
469
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,681
I need you to do the talking.
470
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,393
Why don't you just tell them
we're going to a party?
471
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,479
Because they'll ask too many questions.
They'll try to call Nick's aunt.
472
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:13,065
I've never lied to my parents before.
473
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:15,567
You know when I lie,
I just add too many details.
474
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:19,864
Just make up a story, but don't say
we're having a date night or anything.
475
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,199
Why? It's funny
your parents think we're boning.
476
00:21:22,283 --> 00:21:23,492
No, it's not,
477
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,412
because you're not the one
who has to deal with their creepy smiles
478
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,455
when I tell them
I'm meeting you at the library,
479
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,875
when I'm actually
meeting you at the library.
480
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,669
Honestly, it's surprising
that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,
481
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,212
considering their whole Jesus thing.
482
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:36,172
It's nice.
483
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,924
- Charmaine, get to the safe room.
- Hey!
484
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,553
- We're bein' robbed by supermodels.
- Hi!
485
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,969
You girls look fabulous.
486
00:21:42,053 --> 00:21:44,055
...- And smart, and also brave.
487
00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:45,347
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.
488
00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:46,435
Are you guys cold?
489
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:47,558
- Oh, no.
- A little nippy.
490
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,810
I'll start a fire,
or I'll turn up the heat.
491
00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:52,021
Just get the jackets off.
Dinner's about ready.
492
00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:53,567
- Oh, you've gotta taste this.
- Well...
493
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:55,983
- Yeah.
- I'm calling it "diplo-meatball."
494
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,280
- Sure.
- Don't engage them.
495
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,946
Oh, right, right, okay.
496
00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:01,530
Char-Char, Dougsicles,
497
00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:05,576
would it be okay
if Amy stayed over at my house tonight?
498
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:11,623
- The... the night before graduation?
- Yeah.
499
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:14,210
You know, my mom can drive us
to the ceremony.
500
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:18,172
We just want as much time together
as we can before she leaves for Africa.
501
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,631
We made...
502
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,675
mushroom cap and gowns.
503
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,553
- Yeah...
- We made special names for all this stuff.
504
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,139
- Great deal of care was taken.
- Well...
505
00:22:27,223 --> 00:22:28,891
Every... I mean, look...
506
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:31,227
Chips and sal-so long, high school.
507
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,982
You know, cheese and...
508
00:22:33,062 --> 00:22:37,108
sala-me being your dad
was the greatest honor of my life.
509
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,151
You know, e-everything has a name.
510
00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:41,820
- O-love my baby girl. That's olives.
- Yeah.
511
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,784
- Doug.
- Do you know what? We get it.
512
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,199
- But...
- We get it.
513
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,288
- Yes, yes, yes.
- We understand, okay?
514
00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:49,203
- What you two have...
- We do. I'm sorry.
515
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,789
- What they have is very, very special.
- I'm sorry.
516
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,041
Yeah.
517
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,834
It really is.
518
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:59,338
It is. You know, they say
you never forget your first...
519
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,422
Friend.
520
00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:03,259
- Special friend.
- Normal friend.
521
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,761
- Yeah, my special friend.
- Yeah.
522
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,597
I'm just so thankful
we get to spend the whole night together
523
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,807
to really show each other
524
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,394
how much we care about each other.-
525
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,104
- That's great.
- My girl.
526
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,523
We'll probably just do
a Korean face mask.
527
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,400
Well, I don't need to know all the words.
528
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,902
- Okay.
- Go, go, go!
529
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,909
That's it!
530
00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:30,036
Oh, my God!
531
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,454
Nick's auntie's house
is about to be popping.
532
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:34,376
- Big ass party.
- Aunt Viv. Aunt Viv, I love you.
533
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,542
Ten-four. That's for the boy.
534
00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:38,377
Whoop! Whoop!
535
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,962
Ferris isn't trying to fall in love
536
00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,047
- on his day off.
- He is.
537
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,551
- Oh, fuck!
- God.
538
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,488
- Tanner ate a ghost pepper.
- Oh, my...
539
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,763
He needs milk. Someone get him milk.
540
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,474
- That's... that's not gonna help.
- Oh, fuck!
541
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,560
Oh, my...-
542
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:57,396
Oh, that's too much milk.
He.. he just had too much milk.
543
00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:00,649
Fuck! No one is answering.
544
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,777
Somebody give me the address!
545
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,530
We've never hung out
with any of these people
546
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,407
outside of academic activities.
547
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:11,160
They probably think we're calling
about school stuff.
548
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,578
You're right.
549
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:13,912
Can we just call a Lyft?
550
00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:16,123
We still don't know where we're going.
551
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,835
Do you know a Lyft driver
that knows where Nick's aunt lives?
552
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:21,962
I think I do.
553
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,507
Who are you calling?
554
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,426
Don't worry about it, chica.
555
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,011
What?
556
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,273
Jesus Christ.
557
00:24:37,353 --> 00:24:39,063
All aboard the SS Lit!
558
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:41,732
As fuck!
559
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,151
The SS Lit As Fuck.
560
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,403
- No.
- I'm so glad you called.
561
00:24:46,487 --> 00:24:49,031
Sorry it took so long. Traffic was nerts.
562
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:50,699
I'll co... I'll come...
563
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:53,202
It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.
564
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:54,703
It's a means to an end.
565
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:58,499
May I offer you the front,
mademoiselle?
566
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,709
No? Goin' for the back? That's cool.
567
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,174
Back's great too. Great air flow
back there. Get on in there.
568
00:25:03,254 --> 00:25:05,756
Okay. Time for some nights
we'll never remember
569
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,549
with friends we'll never forget, huh?
570
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,263
Jared, you know where the party is, right?
571
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,469
Absofruitly, ladies.
572
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,764
We are headed to the biggest, coolest
grad night party in town.
573
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,266
Can I get a what-what?
574
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:16,808
Jesus Christ.
575
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,978
No? That's okay. Maybe later.
It's over on the west side, so...
576
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,563
Get some tunes goin'.
577
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:25,359
Random House Audio
presents Lean In... Women, Work
578
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:26,652
- and the Will to Lead.
- Okay.
579
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,241
- By Sheryl Sandberg with Nell Scovell.
- That's embarrassing.
580
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:32,533
I have this thing where I like to hear
the words of powerful women before I party
581
00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:35,494
to remind myself of the respect and awe
you ladies deserve.
582
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,663
Internalizing the revolution.
583
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,956
I got pregnant with my first child
in the summer...
584
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,963
I'll get somethin' peppy going.
We'll get this party started, huh?
585
00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:55,055
Sorry about that.
586
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:57,311
Jared, it's fine.
Isn't she your girlfriend or something?
587
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,934
What? No, she's...
588
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,521
No girlfriend for me. I can't pick faves.
589
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,649
Too many ladies wanna lock this down,
and they don't have the code.
590
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,775
Two-eight-three-one.
591
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,069
Well, that's my PIN number.
592
00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:10,028
But...
593
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,489
Sorry, I'll just... What's up, Gig?
594
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,408
Jared, where the fuck did you go?
595
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:16,993
I left my tin of special things
in your car and I need it!
596
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,745
Okay, all right. Jeez, Louise!
597
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:22,791
Do I wanna know
what a tin of special things is?
598
00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,004
Oh, my God. This is drugs.
599
00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:29,840
- What?
- What?
600
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:33,677
Hey, Jare.
Jared, we're just gonna hop out here.
601
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,137
- Wait, what? Why?
- No.
602
00:26:35,221 --> 00:26:37,181
- She's kidding.
- No, I'm not.
603
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:38,974
Our... Our friend, she just texted us.
604
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:41,602
And she said she... she...
she hit a possum with her car.
605
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,062
- No! You know what kind of possum?
- Yeah. It's bad.
606
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:47,274
But the possum didn't die.
Its adrenaline and... and rage
607
00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:50,239
- just made it start chasing her...
- We are not hopping off. Keep driving.
608
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:53,325
What about the po... Is she gonna be okay?
Wanna text her and see if she's okay?
609
00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,577
Enough about the possum!
Jared, you took Spanish, right?
610
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,284
Sí, sí, mi bonita mujer.
1819
00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:58,575
Speak Chinese.
1820
00:26:58,659 --> 00:26:59,951
It's gonna be fine. Trust me.
1821
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,411
Don't patronize me.
1822
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:04,790
What if Gigi takes it and dies
and our prints are on the tin?
1823
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,333
Chain of custody!
611
00:27:06,377 --> 00:27:07,418
I'm not gettin' any of it.
1824
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:09,419
Criminally negligent homicide!
1825
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:12,422
Our prints aren't on the powder.
We could pour it out the window!
612
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,306
Came in a little hot there. That's my bad.
613
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:21,808
- But we are here.
- What do we do? What do we do?
614
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:24,311
- Don't move, don't inhale.
- All right.
615
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:26,772
Oh, shit.
616
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:29,275
There are drugs in my orifices.
617
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,192
Drugs.
618
00:27:30,276 --> 00:27:31,277
Oh, no, that's...
619
00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,320
It's not drugs.
That's just Gigi's vitamins.
620
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:35,531
Her... her what?
621
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:39,075
Yeah, you know, like vitamin D, B-12. Gigi
likes to crush them up and snort them.
622
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,923
She says they work better that way.
We'll get you cleaned up on board.
623
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:44,581
What? What do you mean, "on board"?
624
00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:47,918
Okay, now, you guys said
you wanted to go to the best party.
625
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,962
So... I brought you to the best party.
626
00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,130
Which is my party!
627
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,341
Prepare to get bashed!
628
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,428
Not... Not in, like, a violent way.
629
00:27:57,511 --> 00:28:00,096
Completely consensual bashing.
I don't know if that was clear.
630
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,685
"Prepared to get consensually bashed."
631
00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:03,475
I'll have 'em change it.
What do you think?
632
00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:05,436
You're serious, Jared? This is your party?
633
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,146
You don't wanna go
to Nick's lame house party. You don't.
634
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,856
A boat is international waters, right?
635
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:12,526
Maritime law.
Just come check it out for a little bit.
636
00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:13,652
It's sick.
637
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,572
The catering company said it's
the coolest party they've ever been to.
638
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:18,073
And I'll tell you somethin'.
639
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,826
They worked Sasha Obama's sweet 16.
640
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,288
- Up to you.
- What are we thinking?
641
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,873
We still don't have Nick's address.
642
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,460
Someone on board might know where it is.
643
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,796
And I'd like to meet someone
who met Sasha.
644
00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:35,341
Yeah, respect for Sasha. Okay.
645
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,425
Yeah?
646
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:37,509
Let's go.
647
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:38,969
You guys excited?
648
00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,099
Welcome to the club!
649
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:45,434
Oh, no.
650
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:47,561
Cool, huh? We're on a boat.
What's up with that?
651
00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:49,271
There is not a soul here, Ames.
652
00:28:49,355 --> 00:28:50,230
Ice tiger.
653
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:52,190
This is insane. You made gift bags?
654
00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:54,735
There is an iPad in here.
655
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:58,405
Preloaded with photos of all of our best
high school memories, class of 2019.
656
00:28:58,489 --> 00:28:59,865
Say what? Champagne?
657
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,200
There's a masseuse in the back,
male or female.
658
00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:04,328
Gambling behind the bar. Do you guys tan?
659
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:07,498
I'm so happy you guys are here.
660
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:11,209
- I knew you guys partied. Didn't I?
- You did, she said it.
661
00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:12,961
I told him. "Those guys seem quiet",
662
00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,759
but they're probably spending
every weekend at, like, a sex dungeon."
663
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,467
- No.
- Here, try one of these strawberries.
664
00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:19,551
Okay.
665
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:20,761
No.
666
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,679
No, no, no...
667
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:30,228
- Not bad.
- That's pretty good.
668
00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:31,313
Wait.
669
00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,489
Oh, God, you taste like my vitamins.
670
00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:42,533
I think I'm in love with you.
671
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:43,659
I don't think you are.
672
00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,411
- You're coming with me.
- What?
673
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:47,704
Dance party upstairs!
674
00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:49,373
Yeah!
675
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:50,874
- No, wait!
- Yes, yes, yes!
676
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,209
Amy? Amy? Amy? Ame, we're not...
677
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,754
Look what I found... with your name on it.
678
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:56,963
Come on, too cool.
679
00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:58,799
How do you feel, huh? You look stoked.
680
00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:00,509
- Chicken spring roll?
- No, thank you.
681
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:02,761
Oh, you...
682
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:05,556
You want?
683
00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:07,349
Oh, no thank you.
684
00:30:07,433 --> 00:30:08,850
Not a drug person.
685
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:11,687
Not even pot?
I feel like it could help you relax.
686
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,230
- Nope. Doesn't work for me.
- Huh.
687
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,316
DJ Rod!
688
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,569
What the fuck?
689
00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:22,238
Jared... stop.
690
00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:24,741
Jared, wrap...
691
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:27,369
Take the helmet off! Take the helmet off!
692
00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:33,417
This isn't working.
You can't buy people's affection.
693
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:41,341
No, I'm pretty sure you can.
694
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:44,511
'Cause I've seen it a lot.
My parents did it.
695
00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:47,643
- Their parents did it.
- Just stop trying so hard, okay?
696
00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:49,182
People sense it, it turns them off.
697
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,350
But you try hard.
698
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,843
You try hard and everything.
That's what I like about you.
699
00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:57,899
- I didn't mean it like...
- I'm just gonna...
700
00:30:57,983 --> 00:30:59,693
- I meant more like...
- I'm gonna go.
701
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,987
- Lamb meatball?
- Motherfucker! You're everywhere!
702
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,907
One time I ate a legal pot brownie
when Model UN went to Amsterdam.
703
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,789
And as soon as I got high,
I just cried about the fact
704
00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,954
that one day my mom will die, so...
705
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:12,998
- I had the exact same thing.
- Really?
706
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:15,751
I lost my virginity
in what I thought was a park, but...
707
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:19,087
it turned out to be a graveyard, and now
the ghost spirits live inside my eggs
708
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,464
waiting to be reborn.
709
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,632
That's not at all the same.
710
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,174
I always felt like we were similar.
711
00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:24,430
God, I'm gonna miss you.
712
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,844
Hey. You can't smoke up here.
713
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,220
...- What'd you say to her?
714
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,389
I said it to you, you can't smoke.-
715
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,683
You do not speak to her that way.
716
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,602
Is... Is the her me? 'Cause I'm fine.
717
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:35,937
That is my best friend
in the fucking world!
718
00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,982
- We're not, she's not...
- We'll fucking fight you to the death!
719
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:41,610
Okay, I'm calling security.
720
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:44,988
- Amy, we need to get the fuck outta here...
- Oh, my God!
721
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,658
Light 'em up, Luanne! It's go time!-
722
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,911
There's only one thing left to do. Jump.
723
00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,954
- No! Off the boat?
- Wait, what? No! No!
724
00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,079
- No, seriously...
- You...
725
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:57,083
- What are you guys doin' up here?
- Swan dive into the future!
726
00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:58,418
Grip escape move!
727
00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:00,128
No, no, no!
728
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,380
Gege? Gege?
729
00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:03,840
Holy fuck!
730
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:05,133
Gege, are you okay?
731
00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:07,511
- She's okay. Bail, bail, bail, bail!
- Just bail.
732
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:12,933
Jesus!
733
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:15,561
Oh, my God!
734
00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:17,688
I am so sweaty!
735
00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,565
Oh, my God!
736
00:32:19,856 --> 00:32:22,058
We need to figure something out
before we get to Nick's.
737
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,570
- You still want to go to Nick's?
- You don't?
738
00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:26,988
Well, dude, we went to a party.
739
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:28,740
We did it. Let's go home.
740
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,370
- Amy...
- Don't do your lecture voice.
741
00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:36,247
That was not a party.
742
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,166
Well, it definitely was a party.
743
00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:39,835
That was a detour.
744
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,504
We are A-plus people,
745
00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,673
and we are going to an A-plus party.
746
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:45,757
Like this.
747
00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,305
Oh, my God, Alan responded.
748
00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,641
We have the address!
Okay, I'm calling a Lyft.
749
00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:56,392
Oh, my score is...
750
00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:57,728
My score is very low.
751
00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,941
I'm much too abrasive with the drivers.
You should call.
752
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,022
I'm gonna go home.
753
00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:04,484
But if you wanna go to Nick's,
you should really go. Seriously, go.
754
00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,195
Malala.
755
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,285
- I'm calling Malala.
- Wow.
756
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:17,581
You know you only get,
like, one Malala a year?
757
00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:18,874
Yeah, I'm calling it.
758
00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:22,460
Full support, no questions asked,
you are coming with me.
759
00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:27,633
Malala.
760
00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:29,467
All right.
761
00:33:30,636 --> 00:33:31,637
Malala.
762
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,103
Okay. Jordan?
763
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,730
Yeah, and you're Am...
764
00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:46,401
Shit.
765
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,243
You know, I-I,
766
00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:58,580
this job's a good way to supplement
the, the old income.
767
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:01,249
You know, teachers' salaries today
and all, so...
768
00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,376
- It's terrible.
- Yeah, it's a disgrace.
769
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,629
Meet new people
and see new parts of the city,
770
00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:06,922
and run into old friends.
771
00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:10,592
- Friends?
- Plus, I'm writin' a book now.
772
00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,348
- Yeah, yeah. I'm not just a principal.
- Cool.
773
00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:17,683
Nothing more exciting or daunting
than the blank page, you know?
774
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,893
One book I'm thinkin' about doin'
is a book of quotes.
775
00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:23,605
Nothing more daunting or exciting
than the blank page.
776
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:26,942
But, yeah, that's one idea. I'm thinkin'
about doin' a detective novel.
777
00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:28,985
Actually, you know what?
You two will love...
778
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:32,238
Amy, you'll love this.
It's a, a female detective.
779
00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:33,657
- Oh, really?
- A lady detective.
780
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,221
- Yeah, how about that?
- Interesting.
781
00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:38,036
Yeah, she's, And she's pregnant too.
Still workin'.
782
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:41,372
And, you know, the baby,
whenever she's, like, close to a clue,
783
00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:44,500
or, like, one of her hunches is,
like, you know, close,
784
00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:45,627
the baby kicks,
785
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:48,129
you know, and the harder it kicks,
the closer she is.
786
00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:49,881
And, that's where I'm at right now.
787
00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:51,842
I... I... I don't know what to do
once,
788
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,885
you know, when she, um, gives birth.
789
00:34:53,969 --> 00:34:55,178
But,
790
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,973
Hey, you dumb son of a bitch!
791
00:34:58,348 --> 00:34:59,474
Choose a lane!
792
00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:01,226
That was nuts.
793
00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,189
Don't know what that was.
794
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,270
Oh, this town.
795
00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:07,065
The angry people in this town...
796
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:10,652
Yeah.
797
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:17,370
Want some music maybe?
798
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:18,785
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
799
00:35:18,869 --> 00:35:19,870
Genius.
800
00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:25,834
Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.
801
00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:28,044
It's fine.
Everybody shows up to parties late.
802
00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:30,171
It's like, it's cooler to be late.
803
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:31,965
We're gonna arrive right at the crest.
804
00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:33,967
Before you know it,
you'll be neck deep in Ryan.
805
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,386
Neck deep in what direction?
806
00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:39,931
- You tell me.
- I don't know. I don't know anything.
807
00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:42,934
This is like your nightmare about
having to land a commercial airliner,
808
00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:44,811
but much, much worse.
809
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,815
I mean, is it? Is it worse?
810
00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:49,983
Well, yeah.
811
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:51,654
I had the lives of 100 people
in my hands.
812
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,779
My crew was counting on me.
I was their Sully.
813
00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:56,698
- I'm really stressed about it.
- I-m... Okay, I know you are.
814
00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,199
If only there was just...
815
00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:01,244
a video of people hookin' up.
816
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,081
Sorry, are you talking about porn?
817
00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:06,249
- All I'm saying...
- No.
818
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:09,878
No one would know
if you watched one porn one time.
819
00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:11,880
Think of it as a documentary.
820
00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:14,549
Just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.
821
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:17,302
All of those women
are European trafficking victims.
822
00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:19,975
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging
other people's sexual preferences?
823
00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:23,058
- 'Cause you fuck a panda every night.
- "Fuck a panda..." So fucking funny!
824
00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:26,561
Are you about to say you're gonna judge me
for dabbling in pornography?
825
00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:29,689
- Thought you were a sex-positive feminist.
- Are you insane?
826
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:32,483
Principal Brown is right there.
827
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:34,736
- I have headphones.
- He's four feet away from us.
828
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:36,696
I have headphones, madam.
829
00:36:38,114 --> 00:36:41,159
All right, but once we get a sense
of the mechanics,
830
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:44,746
- I am shutting it off real quick.
- Of course.
831
00:36:46,497 --> 00:36:47,958
It's for educational purposes.
832
00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,752
Educational purposes.
833
00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:00,636
Plug in. Your phone's gonna die.
834
00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,268
Principal Brown?-
835
00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,728
Principal Brown was my dad.
836
00:37:09,187 --> 00:37:10,331
Just call me Jordan.
837
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:12,816
No, thank you. Principal Brown?
838
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:13,862
- Yes.
- I'm so...
839
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,526
Do you have a phone charger?
840
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:17,153
No, I don't.-
841
00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,279
Got like 13.
842
00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:20,281
Yeah, here. Here you go. Catch.
843
00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,619
Didn't know you could do that
from that angle.
844
00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:27,705
Oh, wait, what did I miss?
845
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,585
- Go back, actually.
- Yeah, scroll back.
846
00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:31,793
- The part... Wait, start right there.
- Oh, there.
847
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:35,801
If you guys want to listen to your music,
I can just plug it in up here.
848
00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:37,883
- No! No! No!
- No! No!
849
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:39,425
No, fuck!
850
00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:42,178
That's fuckin' hot.
851
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,139
Yes!
852
00:37:45,849 --> 00:37:47,725
Come on! Come on!
853
00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:57,068
Don't touch me.
854
00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:01,031
Was that Cardi B?
855
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,370
- You... Oh, my God! You are the...
- I cannot believe it!
856
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:09,372
- You are the devil!
- I'm gonna die!
857
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,582
I'm literally gonna physically die!
858
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:13,459
Oh, Jesus Christ.
859
00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:16,963
Come in.
860
00:38:18,256 --> 00:38:19,966
He's dead!
861
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:21,426
What the fuck?
862
00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:22,802
He's dead!
863
00:38:23,386 --> 00:38:25,221
- Wh... Who's dead?
- My husband.
864
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,598
He's been killed!
865
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:30,310
Okay, Alan, you don't have
to do your entrance
866
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:33,104
every time somebody arrives, okay?
867
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,150
- What are you guys doing here?
- What is going on?
868
00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:39,444
It's a murder mystery party.
869
00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:43,239
- I've been planning it for months.
- Wait, this is your house? Alan?
870
00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:47,285
Alan, I was so clear in my text
we are looking for Nick's party.
871
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:50,163
My husband, Robert,
was an esteemed Broadway director
872
00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:52,040
and the love of my life.
873
00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:53,959
And he's been killed.
874
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,252
Like a dog in the street.
875
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:59,005
- Was he stabbed?
- That sounds very tragic.
876
00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:01,925
But there's been a mistake.
We're looking for Nick's party.
877
00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:04,135
Do you have the address? We can't find it.
878
00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:05,720
I don't know a Nick.
879
00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:08,014
I only know sorrow...
880
00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:10,016
and grief.
881
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,226
Okay, you're at a ten.
882
00:39:11,309 --> 00:39:12,768
I need you at a two.
883
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,565
I have a wake to plan.
884
00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:19,775
Okay, well, if you guys are here,
885
00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:21,822
you might as well take
some of the extra characters
886
00:39:21,903 --> 00:39:24,239
- since two people decided not to show up.
- No...
887
00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:25,490
Okay.
888
00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:30,165
- Adorable farmer new to the city.
- We don't need characters.
889
00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:33,789
- We're not staying.
- Hideous barren orthodontist.
890
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,000
Why am I barren?
891
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,293
Am I here to farm
or have I given up that life?
892
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,753
This just says "orthodontist."
893
00:39:38,836 --> 00:39:41,172
- Your backstories are in the packets.
- No, no.
894
00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,633
We are not staying.
We're going to Nick's party.
895
00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:45,010
- We can just stay for...
- No.
896
00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:47,553
- The one where someone ate a ghost pepper?
- Yes.
897
00:39:47,637 --> 00:39:50,723
Yeah, somebody here came from there,
I think. Maybe the mayor.
898
00:39:51,641 --> 00:39:53,935
Go! Immerse yourselves.
899
00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,812
Review your histories in the parlor.
900
00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:59,694
Okay, if your characters aren't married,
hands off each other.
901
00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:00,775
No!
902
00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:05,030
Do not go gently.
903
00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,114
Oh, she's really good.
904
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:08,033
Oh, my God! You guys are here.
905
00:40:08,116 --> 00:40:09,495
- How'd you get here?
- What the fuck?
906
00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:10,701
How did you get here?
907
00:40:10,785 --> 00:40:11,786
And how are you dry?
908
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:13,579
How are you dry?
909
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,331
Aaron, I can see you breathing.
910
00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:17,667
Gigi? Dig deeper.
911
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,127
- I don't know what...
- I don't...
912
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,045
She was like...-
913
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:21,171
I can't think about it.
914
00:40:21,504 --> 00:40:23,048
Oh, is it over?
915
00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:26,842
No! Stop! Mom, do not talk to the actors!
The house is mine till 11 p.m.
916
00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:29,971
Cindy, I swear to fucking God!
917
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:34,809
- Jesus Christ! God.
- Gigi! What the fuck?
918
00:40:34,892 --> 00:40:36,436
Guys, the re-election is coming up
919
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:38,479
and I need to know
if I have to buy your votes.
920
00:40:38,563 --> 00:40:39,814
Wait, are you the mayor?
921
00:40:39,897 --> 00:40:41,316
Do you know where Nick's party is?
922
00:40:41,399 --> 00:40:43,279
Of course I do.
I know where all the parties are.
923
00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:44,194
Where is it?
924
00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,237
Come into my office, now.
925
00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:47,530
Okay, thank you.
926
00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:50,825
In, in, in. Go, go, go.
Come, come, come. Now, now, now!
927
00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:53,786
Okay.
928
00:40:54,787 --> 00:40:55,830
You can't tell anyone.
929
00:40:56,247 --> 00:40:57,248
We won't.
930
00:40:57,415 --> 00:40:58,458
Not even each other.
931
00:40:59,084 --> 00:41:00,085
Okay.
932
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,003
Nick's party...
933
00:41:05,923 --> 00:41:06,924
is at...
934
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:08,926
his aunt's house.
935
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,387
We know it's at his au...
936
00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,182
Amy, I swear to God,
I need to get out of here.
937
00:41:14,265 --> 00:41:16,476
By the way, I am pretty impressed
938
00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:18,769
with how well you guys
are holding it together.
939
00:41:18,853 --> 00:41:20,480
You're doing fantastic.
940
00:41:20,813 --> 00:41:22,898
What do you mean?
941
00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,568
I thought the strawberries
would have hit by now.
942
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,028
Why would strawberries hit?
943
00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:31,616
Because they were dipped
in an unbelievably potent drug.
944
00:41:31,699 --> 00:41:34,660
It's like ayahuasca, but Asian.
945
00:41:35,745 --> 00:41:37,288
Asian-huasca.
946
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,627
I told you guys that, right?
947
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:41,959
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I can't...
948
00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:44,754
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
949
00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:48,299
Pull me back in.
950
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:50,426
Pull me back in.
951
00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:56,557
Oh, my mom has a scarf that color.
952
00:41:56,641 --> 00:41:57,642
Listen to me.
953
00:41:58,184 --> 00:41:59,185
We're gonna be fine.
954
00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:00,645
One time I threw up,
955
00:42:00,728 --> 00:42:04,107
and my mom caught it in her hands,
'cause she loves me.
956
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,358
We are healthy,
957
00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:07,360
nubile, young women,
958
00:42:07,735 --> 00:42:09,695
and we just need to stay calm.
959
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,364
We are gonna be...
960
00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:32,968
What?
961
00:42:33,261 --> 00:42:34,929
What the fuck?
962
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,516
What the fuck? What is happening?
963
00:42:41,811 --> 00:42:43,479
Why do you look like that?
964
00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:45,606
Molly, y... you're a fucking doll.
965
00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:48,359
- No, you're a fucking doll.
- What?
966
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:51,404
Fuck, that hurt.
967
00:42:51,487 --> 00:42:54,157
And my boobs are too heavy.
I have no core.
968
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,825
Our legs don't bend.
969
00:42:55,908 --> 00:42:57,952
They're twice as long as our torsos.
970
00:42:58,035 --> 00:43:00,163
These proportions are insane!
971
00:43:00,246 --> 00:43:01,497
Where's my chub?
972
00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:03,040
Wait, where are you going?
973
00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:05,338
- This is crazy.
- Wait for me.
974
00:43:05,418 --> 00:43:08,838
I have to see for myself.
975
00:43:08,921 --> 00:43:11,006
Well, I've never done the splits
in my life.
976
00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,259
Amy!
977
00:43:14,093 --> 00:43:15,845
Help! Molly, help me!
978
00:43:15,928 --> 00:43:18,097
Oh, my God! Don't look down, Amy, no!
979
00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:19,557
I... I can't reach!
980
00:43:20,015 --> 00:43:22,017
You have to put my heel in your hole.
981
00:43:22,101 --> 00:43:24,437
- My heel...? Your heel in my what?
- Your hole!
982
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,981
- What hole?
- The corn hole!
983
00:43:27,064 --> 00:43:28,441
Fuck!
984
00:43:28,816 --> 00:43:29,817
Molly!
985
00:43:32,695 --> 00:43:34,155
Oh, my God.
986
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,990
Um, what the fuck am I wearing?
987
00:43:37,950 --> 00:43:38,951
Where's my vag?
988
00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:40,453
Molly, I have no genitals.
989
00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:42,580
How do I pee? How do I shit?
990
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:45,708
I mean, I don't even have nipples.
These are just mounds.
991
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,877
My whole body's like a fucking dolphin.
992
00:43:48,294 --> 00:43:49,337
Just... just...
993
00:43:49,962 --> 00:43:51,631
Perfect, round.
994
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,883
- Huge mounds.
- What?
995
00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,926
Look at my body. I am beautiful.
996
00:43:56,010 --> 00:43:57,723
No, don't get sucked in.
997
00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,764
This is our nightmare, Amy.
998
00:43:59,847 --> 00:44:02,225
I know this is unrealistic
and bad for women,
999
00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:04,059
but... is it bad?
1000
00:44:04,143 --> 00:44:05,686
Because I feel pretty good.
1001
00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:07,313
I mean, this ass won't quit.
1002
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:09,357
Amy, use your brain!
1003
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,653
I don't need to use my brain.
I just need to be smooth and flexible.
1004
00:44:13,736 --> 00:44:15,613
Look at you, you bad bitch.
1005
00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:18,741
Okay, that's it, we have to wake up.
1006
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:21,035
My, my, my.
1007
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:25,581
I think I might, like,
actually stay here for a while.
1008
00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:28,000
No, I won't let you do this.
1009
00:44:28,334 --> 00:44:30,295
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop!
1010
00:44:30,378 --> 00:44:32,713
You need to throw up.
1011
00:44:32,797 --> 00:44:35,716
Let me have this body!
1012
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,928
Now that the amuse-bouche
of bacon-wrapped dates is over,
1013
00:44:39,011 --> 00:44:42,265
why don't we play a rousing round
of J'accuse!
1014
00:44:49,897 --> 00:44:51,649
Fuck you, George.
1015
00:44:53,192 --> 00:44:54,777
Who is she supposed to be?
1016
00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,280
The orthodontist.
1017
00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:00,491
We're okay.
1018
00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:02,159
We're okay.
1019
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,786
We did it.
1020
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:06,664
We went... we went to two parties,
we did drugs.
1021
00:45:07,623 --> 00:45:08,791
We can say we went out.
1022
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,544
- Let's go home.
- What?
1023
00:45:11,627 --> 00:45:13,504
No, the plan is to go to Nick's.
1024
00:45:13,588 --> 00:45:15,590
We have to stick to the plan.
1025
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:19,302
Dude, nothing has gone
according to plan tonight.
1026
00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:21,974
Which is why we have to stick to the plan.
Let's call another Lyft.
1027
00:45:22,054 --> 00:45:23,431
Why are you being so pushy?
1028
00:45:23,514 --> 00:45:26,309
Honestly, pushy is a compliment.
You know who else was pushy?
1029
00:45:26,392 --> 00:45:28,143
Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc,
1030
00:45:28,227 --> 00:45:30,855
- Queen Noor of Jordan...
- I know where Queen Noor is from!
1031
00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:32,982
Once we get to Nick's,
all of this will be worth it.
1032
00:45:33,065 --> 00:45:35,943
Just forget about about Nick's!
No one will even tell us where it is.
1033
00:45:36,026 --> 00:45:37,820
Why are you being so obsessed
with his party?
1034
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,114
- Because she loves him.
- Oh, my God.
1035
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:42,950
Gigi, stop doing that!
1036
00:45:43,033 --> 00:45:44,869
- What did you say?
- Molly loves Nick.
1037
00:45:44,952 --> 00:45:47,162
Can you please stop
repeating that sentence?
1038
00:45:47,246 --> 00:45:48,664
Because it's not true.
1039
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:50,207
- Molly hates Nick.
- Thank you.
1040
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,960
She projects disgust
to cover up a deep desire.
1041
00:45:53,043 --> 00:45:55,421
No. No. N-O. Thanks.
1042
00:45:55,505 --> 00:45:58,135
You actually... You drugged us
and tried to throw us off a boat.
1043
00:45:58,215 --> 00:45:59,384
I did. I did.
1044
00:45:59,467 --> 00:46:01,552
So nothing you say is of any value to us.
1045
00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:03,513
So... Oh, you're...
1046
00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:05,100
Yeah, no, you can stop flipping me off
1047
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:07,141
because you should flip off,
so shut the fuck up.
1048
00:46:07,224 --> 00:46:10,144
Madam Mayor, what are you doing out here?
1049
00:46:10,227 --> 00:46:11,771
George locked himself in the closet.
1050
00:46:11,854 --> 00:46:12,855
Fuck!
1051
00:46:13,022 --> 00:46:14,189
Dude.
1052
00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:15,608
No.
1053
00:46:18,569 --> 00:46:19,570
Dude?
1054
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:21,614
No.
1055
00:46:22,573 --> 00:46:23,616
I don't like him.
1056
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:26,494
Yes, maybe he is...
1057
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:30,039
classically, traditionally handsome
and weirdly charming,
1058
00:46:30,122 --> 00:46:33,626
and maybe my innate biology
registers him as an ideal mate,
1059
00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:37,004
and yes, maybe I occasionally fantasize
about him sweeping me off my feet.
1060
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:40,049
And some weaker people
might call that a tiny crush,
1061
00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:42,134
but I can ignore it,
I can fight against it,
1062
00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:43,969
because we all have weird interests.
1063
00:46:44,053 --> 00:46:46,392
And the important thing is
that we just... we shove 'em down
1064
00:46:46,472 --> 00:46:48,140
and we never speak about them again.
1065
00:46:49,559 --> 00:46:51,436
You don't have to shove anything down.
1066
00:46:52,186 --> 00:46:53,354
Yeah.
1067
00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:57,066
Yeah. Yeah, I do,
because I can't like him.
1068
00:46:57,149 --> 00:47:00,903
Maybe my body can like him
but my mind knows that that's stupid,
1069
00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:02,655
because he's just... he's a jock,
1070
00:47:02,738 --> 00:47:04,744
and all he cares about
is being cool and having fun,
1071
00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:07,660
and he doesn't even look at girls
unless they look like Triple A.
1072
00:47:07,743 --> 00:47:10,663
And he definitely doesn't want me
because I'm a butter personality.
1073
00:47:12,122 --> 00:47:15,167
How dare you say that
about my best friend?
1074
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,544
Amy, you fucking slapped me...
1075
00:47:16,627 --> 00:47:18,799
If you ever say anything like that
about yourself again,
1076
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:21,757
I will fucking lay you out, okay?
1077
00:47:21,966 --> 00:47:23,759
You are the strongest, coolest,
1078
00:47:23,843 --> 00:47:25,845
smartest, most stunningly
gorgeous creature
1079
00:47:25,928 --> 00:47:27,972
this high school and this Earth
1080
00:47:28,055 --> 00:47:29,056
has ever seen.
1081
00:47:29,139 --> 00:47:33,644
And Nick Howland would be so fucking lucky
to be a footnote in your story.
1082
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:35,688
So we're going to his party.
1083
00:47:35,771 --> 00:47:36,856
Are you serious?
1084
00:47:36,939 --> 00:47:38,107
I am dead serious.
1085
00:47:39,108 --> 00:47:41,527
If Nick's what you want,
then that's what you deserve.
1086
00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:45,990
How? How are we gonna find out
where the party is?
1087
00:47:46,574 --> 00:47:47,950
By doing what we do best.
1088
00:47:48,868 --> 00:47:50,536
Motherfuckin' homework.
1089
00:48:11,682 --> 00:48:13,521
- I will now be attempting...
- Wait. Look.
1090
00:48:13,601 --> 00:48:15,645
...15 pizza boxes.
1091
00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:20,525
How many orders that big do you think
Lido's could have filled tonight?
1092
00:48:21,651 --> 00:48:22,735
- Genius.
- Yeah.
1093
00:48:49,178 --> 00:48:51,931
Two half-cheese, half-sausage pizzas
1094
00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:55,017
are just one cheese and one sausage pizza,
1095
00:48:55,309 --> 00:48:56,894
you fucking morons.
1096
00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:57,978
Jesus.
1097
00:48:59,188 --> 00:49:00,189
Oh, God.
1098
00:49:08,698 --> 00:49:11,366
- Everybody down! 911! Stay down.
- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
1099
00:49:11,450 --> 00:49:12,910
Fuck! What the fuck is this?
1100
00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:15,245
- We ask the questions!
- Oh, my God.
1101
00:49:15,329 --> 00:49:17,331
Oh, shit, shit!
Is this some Manson family shit?
1102
00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:18,833
- What is this?
- No!
1103
00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:21,502
No! Everything is gonna be just fine!
1104
00:49:21,586 --> 00:49:25,089
You're just gonna give us the address to
where you delivered some pizzas tonight.
1105
00:49:27,341 --> 00:49:30,430
Oh, my God. Are you guys out of your
fucking mind? How old are you, by the way?
1106
00:49:30,511 --> 00:49:32,304
Does not matter!
1107
00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:34,348
Okay, that voice did not
make you sound older.
1108
00:49:34,431 --> 00:49:36,016
So you're basically children,
1109
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:38,477
and you just willingly got in the car
of a strange man.
1110
00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:39,937
Do you guys have a weapon?
1111
00:49:40,563 --> 00:49:41,564
Yes?
1112
00:49:41,689 --> 00:49:44,316
If we claim to have a weapon,
this might be a felony.
1113
00:49:44,817 --> 00:49:45,651
Fuck.
1114
00:49:45,735 --> 00:49:48,654
- Yes.
- Okay, so you're using your hair as a mask
1115
00:49:48,738 --> 00:49:50,615
and trying to rob someone with no weapon.
1116
00:49:50,698 --> 00:49:51,866
'Cause the funny thing is,
1117
00:49:51,949 --> 00:49:54,284
- I actually have a weapon.
- Fuck!
1118
00:49:54,368 --> 00:49:56,078
- Dear God, no! You have a gun?
- Fuck! No!
1119
00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:59,123
I keep that to protect myself
from bad people,
1120
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:00,711
something you guys should think about.
1121
00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:04,294
Did the... did the possibility
of sexual assault ever enter your minds?
1122
00:50:05,129 --> 00:50:05,963
Not really.
1123
00:50:06,046 --> 00:50:07,757
Yeah, not really, I can tell.
1124
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,175
You were spendin' more time on,
like, the hair
1125
00:50:10,259 --> 00:50:12,469
and that... that whole part of it,
maybe, yeah.
1126
00:50:12,553 --> 00:50:15,180
'Cause... 'cause we're like...
right by the freeway.
1127
00:50:15,264 --> 00:50:17,975
I could have you across the state line
in, like, 40 minutes,
1128
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:20,853
take you to some cabin,
hog tie your ankles,
1129
00:50:20,936 --> 00:50:22,855
leave you in a room
with, like, a saucer of milk
1130
00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,899
and videotape the whole thing
for a couple days.
1131
00:50:24,982 --> 00:50:26,066
- What?
- What?
1132
00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:27,071
- No.
- Think about that.
1133
00:50:27,151 --> 00:50:28,986
- What?
- No, I'm not gonna think about...
1134
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:30,696
We just need you to give us the address
1135
00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,157
to where you delivered
this huge order tonight.
1136
00:50:34,575 --> 00:50:36,285
Oh, shit, that p...
1137
00:50:39,872 --> 00:50:41,666
Okay, you know what?
1138
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:44,213
Let me give you the address.
1139
00:50:44,293 --> 00:50:45,544
I feel like if I don't...
1140
00:50:45,628 --> 00:50:47,382
...you guys are so stupid,
1141
00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:51,300
some dog walker's gonna find
your bodies tomorrow under some overpass.
1142
00:50:51,383 --> 00:50:53,093
Okay.
1143
00:50:53,177 --> 00:50:55,015
- Don't show me your pass code!
- Oh, that's fair!
1144
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:57,347
- Okay, sorry.
- That's the whole thing with pass codes.
1145
00:50:57,431 --> 00:50:58,891
I'm just copying the address.
1146
00:50:58,974 --> 00:51:01,018
That's your private information.
1147
00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:03,729
- Thank you!
- Thank you so much!
1148
00:51:03,813 --> 00:51:05,105
Oh, my God!
1149
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,482
Quick Q.
1150
00:51:07,566 --> 00:51:10,945
Now that we're already in your car,
would you mind driving us there?
1151
00:51:12,655 --> 00:51:13,488
Yeah, why not?
1152
00:51:13,572 --> 00:51:15,365
- Oh, great!
- I'm being sarcastic!
1153
00:51:15,449 --> 00:51:16,954
Get the fuck out of my car!-
1154
00:51:17,034 --> 00:51:18,327
- Okay!
- Thank you so much!
1155
00:51:18,410 --> 00:51:20,913
Don't trust people. Oh, my God.
1156
00:51:22,289 --> 00:51:24,709
Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, my God!
1157
00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:28,170
You were incredible! You were so scary.
1158
00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:31,423
If you were a criminal, you'd be
the best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.
1159
00:51:32,591 --> 00:51:35,260
Okay. Great, let's call a chariot.
1160
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:41,516
Fuck! I left my phone in his car!
1161
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,686
Why did I have to use a visual aid?
1162
00:51:43,769 --> 00:51:44,979
- Wait!
- It's okay!
1163
00:51:45,062 --> 00:51:48,232
Amy, Amy, we will get it tomorrow.
It's fine. I'll use mine. I'll use mine.
1164
00:51:48,983 --> 00:51:51,443
I'm at two percent?
Why the fuck am I at two percent?
1165
00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:53,070
Why is my battery so low?
1166
00:51:53,612 --> 00:51:56,824
The porn. We streamed a lot of porn.
1167
00:51:57,241 --> 00:51:58,659
Just... Just... Just call a Lyft.
1168
00:51:58,743 --> 00:52:00,202
No, I can't call a Lyft,
1169
00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:03,998
because if my phone dies and the driver
can't contact us, we are fucked!
1170
00:52:04,498 --> 00:52:05,624
Unless...
1171
00:52:09,461 --> 00:52:11,091
- Pick up, pick up.
- Who are you calling?
1172
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:13,841
Hi, it's Molly and Amy. We're
at Lido's Pizza on Victory Boulevard.
1173
00:52:13,924 --> 00:52:16,176
We are stranded.
Please pick us up, we need...
1174
00:52:18,595 --> 00:52:19,596
It died.
1175
00:52:23,976 --> 00:52:26,190
- We could hitchhike.
- Are you aching to be murdered?
1176
00:52:26,270 --> 00:52:28,480
Well, I'm just throwin' out
suggestions here.
1177
00:52:41,786 --> 00:52:42,912
You girls need a ride?
1178
00:52:46,290 --> 00:52:47,712
- Shotgun!
- I'll take the front!
1179
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:49,501
So cool! Just gonna...
1180
00:52:49,752 --> 00:52:51,090
- Amy, what are you doing?
- No, I...
1181
00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:53,047
My... My legs are, like,
half an inch longer...
1182
00:52:53,130 --> 00:52:55,465
Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.
What...
1183
00:52:55,549 --> 00:52:57,346
- Just let me go!
- You're embarrassing me.
1184
00:52:57,426 --> 00:52:58,973
- Stop...
- You're embarrassing me!
1185
00:52:59,053 --> 00:53:01,638
Thank you so much, Miss Fine.
You totally saved us.
1186
00:53:01,722 --> 00:53:04,474
Please. You two saved me
from re-watching Gilmore Girls.
1187
00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:06,560
I've seen it, like, 50 times.
1188
00:53:06,936 --> 00:53:09,646
Okay, wait, so what is this address
I'm taking you to?
1189
00:53:09,730 --> 00:53:11,565
It's...
it's Nick Howland's aunt's house.
1190
00:53:11,648 --> 00:53:13,984
It's... It's... It's a party, technically.
1191
00:53:14,401 --> 00:53:17,362
You two want me to drive you
to an unsupervised house party?
1192
00:53:17,446 --> 00:53:18,989
...well...
1193
00:53:19,073 --> 00:53:22,159
Good. I'm glad you guys are having
some fun before graduation.
1194
00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:24,411
Really?
1195
00:53:24,494 --> 00:53:28,040
Yes. Oh, my gosh, yes. I don't want
you guys to make the same mistake I did.
1196
00:53:28,373 --> 00:53:29,249
What do you mean?
1197
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:31,210
I spent the majority of my 20s
1198
00:53:31,293 --> 00:53:34,129
overcompensating for the fact
that I never had fun in high school.
1199
00:53:34,213 --> 00:53:37,216
And, you know, the pendulum then swung
in a completely different direction.
1200
00:53:37,299 --> 00:53:38,592
I mean, I went crazy.
1201
00:53:38,675 --> 00:53:40,970
I had some really dark moments
there in my 20s,
1202
00:53:41,053 --> 00:53:43,263
like, some really dark moments.
1203
00:53:44,098 --> 00:53:47,059
Like, it was bad.
You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?
1204
00:53:47,517 --> 00:53:50,395
Like, not a single Jamba Juice,
like every Jamba Juice.
1205
00:53:50,479 --> 00:53:51,814
That came down from corporate.
1206
00:53:51,897 --> 00:53:54,399
Do you know how many Jamba Juices
there are in this country?
1207
00:53:54,483 --> 00:53:55,776
Like, a bajillion.
1208
00:53:55,943 --> 00:53:58,112
It's a national chain, it's a sensation.
1209
00:53:58,195 --> 00:54:00,697
I cannot have another Mango-A-Go-Go
ever again.
1210
00:54:00,781 --> 00:54:02,657
But, look, I don't want that for you.
1211
00:54:02,741 --> 00:54:04,618
Okay? You still have a chance.
1212
00:54:04,701 --> 00:54:07,124
I want you two to go to this party,
and I want you to have fun.
1213
00:54:07,204 --> 00:54:09,289
Because tonight is your night.
1214
00:54:09,373 --> 00:54:10,249
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
1215
00:54:10,332 --> 00:54:11,166
Okay.
1216
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,084
- Yes.
- Yes.
1217
00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:14,837
So, what are you two wearing?
1218
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,213
We were thinking...
1219
00:54:17,923 --> 00:54:19,008
Well, just this...
1220
00:54:19,091 --> 00:54:20,843
this... this, this look.
1221
00:54:20,926 --> 00:54:22,719
You do know you guys are matching, right?
1222
00:54:22,803 --> 00:54:26,140
We added this embellishment here.
1223
00:54:26,223 --> 00:54:29,476
Well, lucky for you two,
I'm a single woman livin' in Los Angeles,
1224
00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:31,937
so I got a lot of shit in this car.
1225
00:54:32,021 --> 00:54:34,064
Why don't y'all go through
some of those bags?
1226
00:54:34,148 --> 00:54:35,610
I'm sorry, we can touch your clothes?
1227
00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:37,484
Yes, please. Please, touch my clothes.
1228
00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,409
- Please get a change of clothes.
- This night!
1229
00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:52,875
- I have no breath.
- What?
1230
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:53,876
Excuse me?
1231
00:54:53,959 --> 00:54:55,714
- Sorry, what?
- I have nowhere to go with this.
1232
00:54:55,794 --> 00:54:57,880
- It's too perfect.
- You are literally glowing.
1233
00:54:57,963 --> 00:55:00,424
You've hit the level of perfection
and now I'm just...
1234
00:55:00,507 --> 00:55:02,512
- Be still my heart.
- You just came out of the water.
1235
00:55:02,592 --> 00:55:04,761
You're fresh from the water,
you're a mermaid here.
1236
00:55:04,845 --> 00:55:06,763
How are you so fucking shiny?
1237
00:55:06,847 --> 00:55:08,682
Can you fetch me an inhaler?
I can't breathe.
1238
00:55:08,765 --> 00:55:11,018
- Um, my eyes.
- I'm physically unable...
1239
00:55:11,101 --> 00:55:13,312
My eyes hurt so bad
from your beauty.
1240
00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:14,900
Um, exsqueeze me, ladies.-
1241
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:17,024
- Oh, sorry.
- There's a... a party to get to.
1242
00:55:18,358 --> 00:55:20,903
- All right.
- I will see you two inside, all right?
1243
00:55:20,986 --> 00:55:22,696
Just kidding. Imagine if I did, though.
1244
00:55:22,779 --> 00:55:24,618
- Just kidding.
- Imagine if I just went in.
1245
00:55:24,698 --> 00:55:25,619
That'd be weird, right?
1246
00:55:25,699 --> 00:55:27,409
That'd be so fun.
1247
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:29,703
- Anyway, see y'all later.
- Okay, bye.
1248
00:55:40,422 --> 00:55:41,506
Love you.
1249
00:55:41,590 --> 00:55:42,591
Love you.
1250
00:57:08,843 --> 00:57:10,637
Another?
1251
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,347
Here.
1252
00:57:13,390 --> 00:57:14,391
You good?
1253
00:57:14,808 --> 00:57:15,809
Yeah.
1254
00:57:16,685 --> 00:57:18,062
¡El Presidente!
1255
00:57:18,145 --> 00:57:19,604
And the protest lady!
1256
00:57:20,022 --> 00:57:21,898
Welcome, my little turtledoves.
1257
00:57:22,274 --> 00:57:23,317
How are you?
1258
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,902
Do you guys want to drink or smoke?
Nothing?
1259
00:57:26,361 --> 00:57:28,155
Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.
1260
00:57:28,238 --> 00:57:29,864
I'll take care of you. You're the best.
1261
00:57:29,948 --> 00:57:31,533
You guys honestly freak me out.
1262
00:57:32,409 --> 00:57:35,120
But I'm gonna miss you guys.
Okay? It's all love.
1263
00:57:35,829 --> 00:57:39,416
Class of '19... for fuckin' ever!
1264
00:57:42,836 --> 00:57:43,670
Ryan.
1265
00:57:43,795 --> 00:57:45,464
- Where? Where?
- Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
1266
00:57:46,090 --> 00:57:46,965
Oh, God.
1267
00:57:47,049 --> 00:57:48,845
- She's glowing.
- Go get her.
1268
00:57:48,925 --> 00:57:49,926
Hug me.
1269
00:57:51,595 --> 00:57:52,724
- Okay. Get her.
- Okay.
1270
00:57:52,804 --> 00:57:54,098
Get her. Flick the bean!
1271
00:57:55,057 --> 00:57:57,101
Molly, here's to you, gorgeous.
1272
00:57:57,184 --> 00:57:58,852
- Thank you.
- Of course, of course.
1273
00:57:59,186 --> 00:58:01,855
Tanner, where's the rubbing alcohol?
There's nothing strong enough.
1274
00:58:01,938 --> 00:58:03,107
- No.
- Yep.
1275
00:58:03,190 --> 00:58:04,691
- No.
- I'm here.
1276
00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:05,775
How?
1277
00:58:06,026 --> 00:58:07,236
I'm gonna go downstairs.
1278
00:58:09,613 --> 00:58:10,655
Well...
1279
00:58:10,739 --> 00:58:11,740
Bye, Gigi.
1280
00:58:25,337 --> 00:58:28,173
- I'm so stoked you're here, dude.
- Thanks.
1281
00:58:28,882 --> 00:58:30,550
I've always wanted you to come out.
1282
00:58:30,634 --> 00:58:32,136
Oh, I-I am out.
1283
00:58:33,262 --> 00:58:35,180
I came out in the tenth grade.
1284
00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:40,435
No. I meant, like, come out
and hang out on the weekend.
1285
00:58:42,354 --> 00:58:44,314
Oh, right, that... Hang out.
1286
00:58:44,398 --> 00:58:46,983
- Yeah, that's... that's what I meant also.
- You know,
1287
00:58:47,067 --> 00:58:49,903
you need to have a little bit of fun
before you go to Africa.
1288
00:58:49,986 --> 00:58:51,405
You remembered I'm going to Africa?
1289
00:58:51,488 --> 00:58:53,990
Of course. Aren't you gonna go to,
like, Uganda or something?
1290
00:58:54,074 --> 00:58:56,785
Botswana. They'd kill me in Uganda.
1291
00:58:56,868 --> 00:58:57,702
Why?
1292
00:58:57,786 --> 00:59:00,080
'Cause that's country's
not really a fan of gay people.
1293
00:59:00,539 --> 00:59:02,166
Oh, shit, that's crazy.
1294
00:59:02,249 --> 00:59:04,168
Would you be afraid to go to Uganda...
1295
00:59:04,251 --> 00:59:06,670
- Karaoke in the guest room!
- Jesus!
1296
00:59:06,753 --> 00:59:08,963
God, I've missed you. Fuck.
1297
00:59:09,381 --> 00:59:12,301
Do you wanna go do karaoke
in the guest room? I love that girl.
1298
00:59:12,384 --> 00:59:13,218
Yeah.
1299
00:59:13,302 --> 00:59:14,386
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
1300
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:21,059
Elbows.
1301
00:59:21,226 --> 00:59:22,852
Oh, fuck. Re-rack, please?
1302
00:59:23,228 --> 00:59:24,896
Holy shit!
1303
00:59:25,272 --> 00:59:26,815
Wait, Molly's here?
1304
00:59:26,898 --> 00:59:29,568
What a fuckin' compliment
to get Molly to roll.
1305
00:59:29,651 --> 00:59:31,361
Dude, are you actually here right now?
1306
00:59:31,445 --> 00:59:34,364
Is this some mirage?
Am I fucking losing my mind?
1307
00:59:34,448 --> 00:59:37,326
Or did I actually get President Molly
to come out on her weekend?
1308
00:59:37,409 --> 00:59:39,369
It's a purely ceremonial visit.
1309
00:59:39,453 --> 00:59:42,164
Okay, okay. Hey, why don't you sit here?
1310
00:59:42,247 --> 00:59:43,707
Yeah, right next to me, please.
1311
00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:45,334
Sit here and let's go.
1312
00:59:45,417 --> 00:59:48,503
I've been fuckin' waitin' for this
since, like, seventh grade.
1313
00:59:48,670 --> 00:59:50,088
Please. It's for you.-
1314
00:59:50,172 --> 00:59:51,631
This song goes out to my cast.
1315
01:00:23,247 --> 01:00:24,373
Miss Fine.
1316
01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:26,500
Miss...
1317
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,710
...Fine.
1318
01:00:29,085 --> 01:00:30,212
Señora Fine.
1319
01:00:32,339 --> 01:00:34,048
You ever made love to a Mexican?
1320
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,471
Hey, listen, this pong
1321
01:00:39,554 --> 01:00:41,226
is actually supposed to be my thing.
1322
01:00:41,306 --> 01:00:43,850
So if you could just tone it down
for my sake, my self-esteem...
1323
01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:46,144
No, I think you just have
to step up your game.
1324
01:00:46,228 --> 01:00:48,647
You just have to rise to my level.
1325
01:00:48,730 --> 01:00:51,107
- It's not my fault.
- To her level.
1326
01:00:51,191 --> 01:00:54,486
It's crazy we haven't hung out
outside of school before, you know.
1327
01:00:54,569 --> 01:00:56,655
I used to think you were all work
and no play, but...
1328
01:00:57,614 --> 01:00:58,990
you're actually pretty fun.
1329
01:01:00,242 --> 01:01:01,117
I...
1330
01:01:01,201 --> 01:01:02,202
I am fun.
1331
01:01:04,746 --> 01:01:05,747
Okay.
1332
01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:13,838
Hi, Miss Fine.
1333
01:01:14,464 --> 01:01:15,465
Hi, Theo.
1334
01:01:56,965 --> 01:01:58,049
This is amazing.
1335
01:01:58,383 --> 01:01:59,468
You're amazing.
1336
01:02:00,719 --> 01:02:01,720
You're 20, right?
1337
01:02:02,429 --> 01:02:03,430
Yeah.
1338
01:02:07,392 --> 01:02:08,935
You've got a mic. You've gotta sing.
1339
01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:10,312
- No.
- Please.
1340
01:02:10,395 --> 01:02:12,647
- No.
- Come on. Please?
1341
01:02:13,022 --> 01:02:14,148
Do it for me. Come on, Amy.
1342
01:02:14,232 --> 01:02:15,692
For you, okay...
1343
01:02:36,045 --> 01:02:38,923
You can tell she's not supporting.
No breath control. But it's good.
1344
01:02:39,007 --> 01:02:41,009
- It's on pitch. Yeah.Yeah.
- I support you, okay?
1345
01:02:45,972 --> 01:02:48,850
Oh, my God!
1346
01:02:49,601 --> 01:02:50,769
Ready?
1347
01:02:50,852 --> 01:02:51,853
Fuckin'...
1348
01:02:52,854 --> 01:02:54,773
Oh, God!
1349
01:02:55,315 --> 01:02:58,109
- Of course.
- Nick, you need more...
1350
01:02:58,192 --> 01:02:59,989
- Are you okay?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1351
01:03:00,069 --> 01:03:01,363
You need more of an arc.
1352
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,907
Like... no, too much flick. Like.
1353
01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:06,993
See, well, that's easy for you to say
when you're, like, three feet tall.
1354
01:03:07,076 --> 01:03:08,662
I'm lookin' straight down at it.
1355
01:03:09,037 --> 01:03:10,079
How tall are you?
1356
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,041
Well...
1357
01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:15,043
How tall do you think I am?
1358
01:03:24,177 --> 01:03:25,845
Five-four?
1359
01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:29,057
My teammates usually aren't this mean.
1360
01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:31,102
Oh, no, no, no,
they're usually blonde and skinny,
1361
01:03:31,184 --> 01:03:33,603
- and they don't drink carbs.
- No, no way, okay?
1362
01:03:33,687 --> 01:03:35,063
I fuck with Hufflepuffs.
1363
01:03:36,105 --> 01:03:37,941
Hu... Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?
1364
01:03:38,024 --> 01:03:39,025
Yeah.
1365
01:03:39,108 --> 01:03:40,944
I mean, what, are you, like a...
1366
01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:44,406
half-Slytherin, half...
1367
01:03:45,365 --> 01:03:46,700
Ravenclaw, yep?
1368
01:03:47,576 --> 01:03:49,619
That is exactly what I am.
1369
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:51,287
Yeah, you are.
1370
01:03:54,248 --> 01:03:55,211
Oh, fuck.
1371
01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:58,339
Okay, see, I'm gonna go take care of them,
make sure they don't kill themselves.
1372
01:03:58,420 --> 01:03:59,924
- But you stay right here, yeah?
- Yeah.
1373
01:04:00,004 --> 01:04:02,298
Okay, don't move. I'll come back
in a moment. Don't move.
1374
01:04:02,382 --> 01:04:04,551
- I'm not gonna move.
- Don't move. Yeah?
1375
01:04:04,634 --> 01:04:07,971
- I feel like you're gonna move.
- No, I'm not... I'm not gonna move.
1376
01:04:08,054 --> 01:04:09,097
- Don't move.
- Okay.
1377
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,504
Oh, my God, there you are.
How's it going? Did you find Ryan?
1378
01:08:06,584 --> 01:08:07,752
Did you guys go in the pool?
1379
01:08:07,836 --> 01:08:09,253
- What's going on?
- Molly...
1380
01:08:09,337 --> 01:08:12,010
Things are going so well over here,
like really, really, really well.
1381
01:08:12,090 --> 01:08:13,720
I'm being so mean to him,
but it's working.
1382
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,889
We talked about Harry Potter.
He knows I'm a Slytherin.
1383
01:08:15,969 --> 01:08:17,849
- He seems to like it.
- I think we should go home.
1384
01:08:17,929 --> 01:08:19,973
Wait, what? No. Just... just dry off.
1385
01:08:20,056 --> 01:08:22,183
No, I think we need to leave.
Come on, let's go.
1386
01:08:22,266 --> 01:08:23,810
Are you nuts? No. He...
1387
01:08:23,893 --> 01:08:24,814
- Nick is fully...
- No.
1388
01:08:24,894 --> 01:08:26,229
He's fully flirting with me.
1389
01:08:26,312 --> 01:08:27,358
This actually might happen.
1390
01:08:27,438 --> 01:08:29,027
- Listen to me, this might happen.
- No, no.
1391
01:08:29,107 --> 01:08:31,192
Molly, please, I'm asking you,
let's just go, okay?
1392
01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:33,695
- Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.
- Malala!
1393
01:08:35,071 --> 01:08:36,072
Amy, no.
1394
01:08:38,491 --> 01:08:40,034
- Are you kidding?
- No, I...
1395
01:08:40,118 --> 01:08:43,955
I've done whatever you wanted all night,
and I'm calling Malala, so come with me.
1396
01:08:44,038 --> 01:08:47,001
No, I'm not leaving just because
you're doing the thing that you always do.
1397
01:08:48,793 --> 01:08:50,211
What is that supposed to mean?
1398
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:51,880
Just... You...
1399
01:08:52,380 --> 01:08:55,466
You talk a big game, and then you give up
just when things get uncomfortable.
1400
01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:58,427
Like you jumped in the pool, and now
you're sad that you're wet, like...
1401
01:08:58,511 --> 01:09:00,391
- That's bullshit, Moll, that's bullshit.
- No...
1402
01:09:00,471 --> 01:09:02,811
If I didn't drag you to do things,
you just wouldn't do them.
1403
01:09:02,891 --> 01:09:04,392
You... you... you don't drag me.
1404
01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:07,020
You force me to do
whatever you want to do.
1405
01:09:07,729 --> 01:09:08,772
What does that even mean?
1406
01:09:08,855 --> 01:09:11,941
You decide what we do and when we do it,
1407
01:09:12,025 --> 01:09:13,612
and then we always
have to do it together,
1408
01:09:13,693 --> 01:09:14,906
- all the time.
- I have to decide
1409
01:09:14,986 --> 01:09:16,696
because you literally decide nothing.
1410
01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:18,823
Like, I do all the heavy lifting
in our friendship.
1411
01:09:18,907 --> 01:09:21,284
- You never take charge.
- I take charge all the time!
1412
01:09:21,367 --> 01:09:22,827
You never take charge!
1413
01:09:22,911 --> 01:09:25,914
I always have to push you.
Without me, you wouldn't do anything.
1414
01:09:25,997 --> 01:09:29,500
- I'm going to Africa without you.
- Yeah, I encouraged your summer abroad.
1415
01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,669
I'm not going for the summer.
1416
01:09:32,295 --> 01:09:34,088
I'm going for the entire year.
1417
01:09:37,008 --> 01:09:38,009
What?
1418
01:09:40,344 --> 01:09:41,805
I'm taking a gap year.
1419
01:09:42,513 --> 01:09:44,473
I deferred Columbia until next fall.
1420
01:09:45,391 --> 01:09:46,559
When did you decide that?
1421
01:09:46,642 --> 01:09:47,643
When I applied.
1422
01:09:49,645 --> 01:09:52,190
In January? You've been lying to me
since January?
1423
01:09:52,273 --> 01:09:55,359
Yeah, because I knew if I told you,
you'd bully me into staying.
1424
01:09:55,443 --> 01:09:57,528
So all our schedules are gonna be off now.
1425
01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:58,988
We're not gonna graduate together,
1426
01:09:59,072 --> 01:10:00,827
not gonna go
on a post-college trip together,
1427
01:10:00,907 --> 01:10:03,076
we're not gonna move to DC together,
our whole plan...
1428
01:10:03,159 --> 01:10:04,660
That was your plan!
1429
01:10:04,744 --> 01:10:05,706
That was never my plan.
1430
01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,705
- It's always your plan!
- I can't believe you!
1431
01:10:07,789 --> 01:10:09,585
You think
that going to Africa makes you tough,
1432
01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:12,046
and you weren't even fucking brave enough
to tell me about it!
1433
01:10:12,126 --> 01:10:13,502
You're a fucking coward, Amy!
1434
01:10:13,586 --> 01:10:14,879
You're selfish and mean!
1435
01:10:14,963 --> 01:10:16,005
You're a bad friend!
1436
01:10:16,089 --> 01:10:17,631
You're a fucking bad friend...
1437
01:11:07,015 --> 01:11:08,016
What the fuck?
1438
01:11:10,393 --> 01:11:11,394
I locked that.
1439
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:17,984
Well, I guess you didn't.
1440
01:11:19,068 --> 01:11:20,194
What's wrong with you?
1441
01:11:20,653 --> 01:11:21,737
Fight with your wife?
1442
01:11:21,821 --> 01:11:23,656
Can you please just...
1443
01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:25,286
leave me alone?
1444
01:11:25,366 --> 01:11:26,742
Why are you even at a party?
1445
01:11:27,118 --> 01:11:30,246
Shouldn't you be, like, marching
in some meaningless protest somewhere,
1446
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:32,581
or, I don't know,
in your bed doing homework?
1447
01:11:33,124 --> 01:11:34,208
You don't even know me.
1448
01:11:34,292 --> 01:11:36,377
- Pretty sure I do.
- No.
1449
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:39,213
You're just one of those people
who claims they're honest,
1450
01:11:39,297 --> 01:11:40,882
or calling people on their shit,
1451
01:11:40,965 --> 01:11:42,425
when you're really just mean.
1452
01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:46,470
Wow.
1453
01:11:48,264 --> 01:11:49,473
Wow, I take it back.
1454
01:11:54,145 --> 01:11:55,146
You...
1455
01:11:55,604 --> 01:11:56,898
are a badass...
1456
01:11:57,690 --> 01:11:59,358
who takes no prisoners...
1457
01:12:01,277 --> 01:12:04,655
and cries in the bathroom at parties.
1458
01:12:10,328 --> 01:12:11,704
Why are you so cruel?
1459
01:12:13,164 --> 01:12:14,832
I just don't like meek people.
1460
01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:17,668
And you?
1461
01:12:18,794 --> 01:12:21,797
You're like Molly's little sidekick bitch.
1462
01:12:21,881 --> 01:12:24,926
Well, you're just a basic hot girl
who's gonna peak in high school.
1463
01:12:54,956 --> 01:12:55,999
When'd you get here?
1464
01:12:57,375 --> 01:12:58,376
A while ago.
1465
01:12:59,127 --> 01:13:02,546
See Amy? She fucking freaked out on me.
I don't know what's wrong with her.
1466
01:13:02,630 --> 01:13:05,133
Do people really think
I had sex with a prostitute?
1467
01:13:08,094 --> 01:13:09,178
You didn't?
1468
01:13:09,512 --> 01:13:10,513
No.
1469
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:12,556
Of course not. I haven't...
1470
01:13:14,517 --> 01:13:16,144
I haven't slept with anybody.
1471
01:13:20,106 --> 01:13:22,108
No one in this entire school
knows me at all.
1472
01:13:25,987 --> 01:13:26,820
Except Gigi.
1473
01:13:26,904 --> 01:13:29,532
I'm a golden starfish!
1474
01:13:31,951 --> 01:13:33,995
Gigi, the girl who jumped off your boat
1475
01:13:34,078 --> 01:13:36,497
and gave you a prison tat
while you were sleeping?
1476
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:37,873
Oh, that wasn't about me.
1477
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:41,752
She's a sad person, you know?
1478
01:13:42,128 --> 01:13:44,255
And yeah, she may be a little nuts, but...
1479
01:13:46,007 --> 01:13:48,134
she's the most loyal person I've ever met.
1480
01:13:48,801 --> 01:13:52,346
I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman
because she thought he laughed at me.
1481
01:13:53,181 --> 01:13:55,474
Turns out, he wasn't...
he wasn't laughing at me at all.
1482
01:13:55,558 --> 01:13:57,185
He was just lookin' at a meme...
1483
01:13:57,643 --> 01:13:58,644
on his phone.
1484
01:13:58,811 --> 01:14:01,689
Plus, not everyone's lucky enough
to find someone like you and Amy.
1485
01:14:02,148 --> 01:14:04,650
I'm just doin' my best
so I can get out of here and...
1486
01:14:05,109 --> 01:14:07,695
find some people
who are into the same weird shit I'm into.
1487
01:14:09,030 --> 01:14:11,115
Not like sex stuff.
I mean, like, you know...
1488
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:14,077
airplanes and musicals.
1489
01:14:14,535 --> 01:14:15,578
What?
1490
01:14:16,704 --> 01:14:18,456
I wanna design fuckin' airplanes.
1491
01:14:19,165 --> 01:14:22,210
Yeah, get rich off that, and then use
the cash to produce some new musicals.
1492
01:14:22,293 --> 01:14:24,382
Enough with the revivals already.
It's total bullshit.
1493
01:14:24,462 --> 01:14:26,339
Audiences deserve something original.
1494
01:14:26,547 --> 01:14:27,548
I think.
1495
01:14:28,591 --> 01:14:29,717
I don't know.
1496
01:14:30,343 --> 01:14:33,721
I should probably go make sure
that's not an actual dead man's float.
1497
01:14:37,433 --> 01:14:39,185
Well, see you at graduation, Molly.
1498
01:15:01,707 --> 01:15:02,916
Are you okay?
1499
01:15:03,209 --> 01:15:04,793
Yeah, sorry, I just...
1500
01:15:05,794 --> 01:15:07,508
I just got a little dizzy
for a second there.
1501
01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:09,673
We can stop if you want.
1502
01:15:09,757 --> 01:15:11,925
No, we are not stopping.
1503
01:15:12,009 --> 01:15:13,052
Okay.
1504
01:15:27,483 --> 01:15:29,277
I'm sorry.
1505
01:15:30,528 --> 01:15:32,196
- Oh,
- Are you okay?
1506
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:33,614
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
1507
01:15:49,755 --> 01:15:51,382
I should probably take off...
1508
01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,134
mine too.
1509
01:15:53,342 --> 01:15:54,343
Yeah.
1510
01:16:04,978 --> 01:16:05,979
It's a nice dress.
1511
01:16:06,355 --> 01:16:08,482
It's all she had.
1512
01:16:10,151 --> 01:16:10,984
Miss Fine.
1513
01:16:11,068 --> 01:16:13,070
Oh, my God. Of course.
1514
01:16:40,681 --> 01:16:42,933
How... How... How is that for you?
1515
01:16:43,476 --> 01:16:45,102
Um, it's okay.
1516
01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:49,648
Is... Is there, like, another way
you would prefer, or, like, is this...
1517
01:16:49,732 --> 01:16:51,275
I ju...
1518
01:16:52,526 --> 01:16:54,768
I don't think that's the hole
you think it is.
1519
01:16:55,946 --> 01:16:57,114
- Oh, my God.
- No, it's okay.
1520
01:16:57,198 --> 01:16:59,742
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- No, it's okay.
1521
01:16:59,825 --> 01:17:00,826
Oh, my God.
1522
01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:03,246
I just... I'm not used
to approaching it from that angle,
1523
01:17:03,329 --> 01:17:04,663
and my... my geometry was off...
1524
01:17:04,747 --> 01:17:07,082
- Seriously, don't worry about it.
- I'm sorry.
1525
01:17:18,886 --> 01:17:21,305
- Wh...
- Are... are you good?
1526
01:17:23,182 --> 01:17:25,017
Oh, my God!
1527
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:27,603
What the... what the fuck?
1528
01:17:27,978 --> 01:17:30,189
- I'm so sorry.
- What the fuck?
1529
01:17:30,273 --> 01:17:32,941
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
1530
01:17:34,193 --> 01:17:35,194
Are... Are you okay?
1531
01:17:35,319 --> 01:17:36,529
Amy, just go.
1532
01:17:38,781 --> 01:17:39,782
Please go.
1533
01:17:41,158 --> 01:17:43,076
Oh, sh... Please fucking leave.
1534
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,663
- Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.
- Go!
1535
01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:29,332
Hey, have you guys seen Amy?
1536
01:18:29,415 --> 01:18:30,416
- No.
- No.
1537
01:18:34,169 --> 01:18:35,045
What the...
1538
01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:36,129
Wait.
1539
01:18:38,257 --> 01:18:40,634
Amy! Amy! Amy!
1540
01:18:41,009 --> 01:18:44,597
We're fucking sitting ducks. They're gonna
come in here, they're gonna find us.
1541
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,056
Shut the fuck up, Rob.
1542
01:18:54,315 --> 01:18:55,733
I am not a coward.
1543
01:18:59,445 --> 01:19:00,488
All right, focus up.
1544
01:19:01,447 --> 01:19:04,074
Wait for my signal.
I'm gonna create a diversion.
1545
01:19:07,953 --> 01:19:08,954
What?
1546
01:19:10,247 --> 01:19:11,248
Hey!
1547
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,401
No.
1548
01:19:39,652 --> 01:19:40,653
Really?
1549
01:20:07,846 --> 01:20:11,475
You know, this is why people say
I gave guys roadside assistance, right?
1550
01:20:13,101 --> 01:20:14,978
I gave them a ride home, that's all.
1551
01:20:19,983 --> 01:20:21,364
Okay, that's not true, I blew them.
1552
01:20:21,444 --> 01:20:24,241
But it's not like they ran out of gas
and I showed up to suck their dick
1553
01:20:24,321 --> 01:20:25,489
while they waited for help.
1554
01:20:25,573 --> 01:20:28,451
We hooked up in their car.
It makes sense to hook up in a car.
1555
01:20:28,534 --> 01:20:30,869
I'm not gonna, like,
suck a dick at my own home
1556
01:20:30,953 --> 01:20:33,080
where my father can walk in
at any moment.
1557
01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:35,958
Also, I wanna enjoy it. Fucking sue me.
1558
01:20:37,376 --> 01:20:38,711
That makes a lot of sense.
1559
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,637
You know what the worst part is?
1560
01:20:50,055 --> 01:20:52,099
All the fucking girls call me that, too.
1561
01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:59,690
I knew, like, Ben and Max
and Dick Splinter would say stupid shit.
1562
01:21:04,319 --> 01:21:05,320
I just...
1563
01:21:05,654 --> 01:21:09,700
I didn't think the girls would, too.
1564
01:21:09,783 --> 01:21:11,159
Amy never called you that.
1565
01:21:14,538 --> 01:21:16,540
I'm sorry, I'm genuinely sorry.
1566
01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:22,463
Just, like, please don't call me Triple A
at Yale next year.
1567
01:21:22,546 --> 01:21:25,924
I just want people to know my real name.
1568
01:21:26,299 --> 01:21:27,342
Of course.
1569
01:21:28,343 --> 01:21:29,177
Annabel.
1570
01:21:29,261 --> 01:21:31,221
Fuck, dude, no, not right now.
1571
01:21:31,304 --> 01:21:32,640
I'm sorry. That was bad.
1572
01:21:32,723 --> 01:21:33,977
- That wasn't my best.
- Come on.
1573
01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:35,771
- Jesus Christ.
- That was embarrassing for me.
1574
01:21:35,851 --> 01:21:37,352
I'm sorry for that too.
1575
01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:42,733
Wait, where the fuck do you live?
1576
01:22:02,545 --> 01:22:03,586
[phone buzzes
1577
01:22:09,593 --> 01:22:11,053
Fuck!
1578
01:22:16,725 --> 01:22:17,726
What?
1579
01:22:22,648 --> 01:22:23,482
All right.
1580
01:22:23,566 --> 01:22:26,026
- Well, just so you know, I know my rights.
- Oh, my God.
1581
01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:28,779
There are more prisons than colleges
in the United States.
1582
01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,158
- Did you know that?
- You're right.
1583
01:22:30,238 --> 01:22:33,408
And it costs $71,000
to house an inmate in California.
1584
01:22:33,492 --> 01:22:34,913
That's more than Harvard.
1585
01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:36,787
- Yeah, really?
- Well, it seems excessive.
1586
01:22:36,870 --> 01:22:39,372
Shotgun. Just kidding. I don't have one.
1587
01:23:04,523 --> 01:23:07,237
Oh, I'm actually... I'm actually here
for someone else. I'm so sorry.
1588
01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:09,361
- My mistake. My mistake. My mistake.
- Oh, my God!
1589
01:23:10,696 --> 01:23:12,197
Fuck you, dude.
1590
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,074
Dude, you're in full-on jail.
1591
01:23:15,951 --> 01:23:17,202
Yeah, I know.
1592
01:23:17,661 --> 01:23:19,037
I'm so sorry.
1593
01:23:19,997 --> 01:23:21,624
I mean, it's okay.
1594
01:23:21,707 --> 01:23:25,002
I'm gonna have to pay a fine
and go before the judge,
1595
01:23:25,085 --> 01:23:26,629
- but we both...
- No, I'm sorry.
1596
01:23:27,254 --> 01:23:29,256
I know women apologize too much,
1597
01:23:29,339 --> 01:23:31,261
but, in this case,
I have so much to be sorry for.
1598
01:23:31,341 --> 01:23:32,342
I was so selfish.
1599
01:23:32,425 --> 01:23:33,677
I... I was being a coward.
1600
01:23:33,761 --> 01:23:34,928
You called Malala.
1601
01:23:35,012 --> 01:23:36,471
I lied to you, Moll.
1602
01:23:36,555 --> 01:23:40,100
You were trying to save me from seeing
Nick rub his boner all up against Ryan.
1603
01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:41,977
Oh, my God, can you believe that,
by the way?
1604
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:43,604
No. Honestly, no.
1605
01:23:43,687 --> 01:23:45,649
I would have guessed
that Nick hooked up with Theo
1606
01:23:45,731 --> 01:23:47,027
before I would have guessed Ryan.
1607
01:23:47,107 --> 01:23:49,693
Nick and Theo do have great chemistry.
1608
01:23:49,777 --> 01:23:51,486
Divine. I mean, it's palpable.
1609
01:23:54,281 --> 01:23:57,034
I'm sorry I'm so controlling.
1610
01:23:58,619 --> 01:24:01,204
I just can't imagine my life without you.
1611
01:24:04,917 --> 01:24:08,253
You are the motherfucker who got arrested
the night before graduation.
1612
01:24:08,336 --> 01:24:10,047
Oh, my God, graduation.
1613
01:24:10,130 --> 01:24:12,507
Molly, what... what time is it?
You have to go.
1614
01:24:12,591 --> 01:24:14,885
Yeah, why do you think I'm here?
You're coming with me.
1615
01:24:14,968 --> 01:24:16,887
Dude, no, I am screwed. I can't leave.
1616
01:24:16,970 --> 01:24:18,305
- You have to go.
- Amy...
1617
01:24:18,764 --> 01:24:20,515
I am not graduating without you.
1618
01:24:20,599 --> 01:24:24,728
So either I get arrested
and I join you in there or we go together.
1619
01:24:25,187 --> 01:24:26,188
How?
1620
01:24:28,857 --> 01:24:30,818
We're gonna trade some information.
1621
01:24:31,526 --> 01:24:33,445
Because we have seen this man.
1622
01:24:33,528 --> 01:24:34,529
What?
1623
01:24:34,988 --> 01:24:37,119
- Is that Jared's car?
- I'll explain later.
1624
01:24:37,199 --> 01:24:38,996
- Am I driving?
- Of course you're driving!
1625
01:24:39,076 --> 01:24:41,286
- Need this. Go!
- Oh, that was my fault!
1626
01:24:41,369 --> 01:24:43,664
Okay, Waze says 19 minutes.
We're doing it in seven.
1627
01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:45,040
Let's fuckin' do this.
1628
01:25:05,185 --> 01:25:06,867
Hey, guys, let's go ahead and take a seat.
1629
01:25:08,689 --> 01:25:09,982
Stop!
1630
01:25:17,990 --> 01:25:18,991
Hey, Evelyn.
1631
01:25:21,243 --> 01:25:22,452
I just wanted to say...
1632
01:25:23,203 --> 01:25:24,872
Have a great summer.
1633
01:25:24,955 --> 01:25:27,082
That's what the kids are doin', right?
1634
01:25:27,332 --> 01:25:28,500
Have a great...
1635
01:25:29,376 --> 01:25:31,044
All right, cool.
1636
01:25:31,128 --> 01:25:32,796
Cool, cool, cool. Sickening.
1637
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,214
Morning, my queen.
1638
01:25:34,757 --> 01:25:35,719
Hi.
1639
01:25:35,799 --> 01:25:37,718
So last night was amazing.
1640
01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:40,303
Can I see you again?
1641
01:25:45,267 --> 01:25:46,935
Good luck at Google next year, okay?
1642
01:25:47,019 --> 01:25:48,311
Okay.
1643
01:25:48,687 --> 01:25:49,688
Bye.
1644
01:25:50,605 --> 01:25:51,606
Bye.
1645
01:25:53,817 --> 01:25:55,193
Did you fuck Miss Fine?
1646
01:26:06,246 --> 01:26:07,915
Has anybody seen, Molly?
1647
01:26:07,998 --> 01:26:11,084
'Cause we've gotta get started.
She kicks it off. Huh? Nobody?
1648
01:26:11,376 --> 01:26:13,503
'Cause I haven't seen her either
since yesterday
1649
01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:15,633
when we were at school, all of us,
at school together.
1650
01:26:15,714 --> 01:26:17,716
So, Molly warned me
she might be a little late
1651
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,137
and tapped me to start her speech.
1652
01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:21,469
- Molly is gonna be late to graduation?
- Yeah.
1653
01:26:21,553 --> 01:26:23,430
- That doesn't sound like her.
- Right.
1654
01:26:23,513 --> 01:26:26,892
Well, she also asked me
to remind you that...
1655
01:26:28,685 --> 01:26:29,686
I got it...
1656
01:26:30,062 --> 01:26:32,981
This sort of thing happens all the time
on the Senate floor.
1657
01:26:33,065 --> 01:26:35,067
And if a senator isn't present for a vote,
1658
01:26:35,150 --> 01:26:38,028
- a proxy can call for a motion...
- Okay. That does sound like her.
1659
01:26:38,111 --> 01:26:40,408
- ...for the vote to take place...
- I got it. Thanks, Jared.
1660
01:26:40,488 --> 01:26:41,701
- ...in her absence.
- Okay, so...
1661
01:26:41,782 --> 01:26:42,783
So she tapped you?
1662
01:26:42,866 --> 01:26:44,242
- Tapped me.
- Okay.
1663
01:26:45,077 --> 01:26:47,913
Yeah, fuck it, I approve, you're up.
You're gonna kick it off.
1664
01:26:48,246 --> 01:26:50,582
Okay, there he goes.
1665
01:26:50,665 --> 01:26:52,835
- Yeah, yeah, Shantay, you stay, honey!
- Oh, Jared!
1666
01:26:52,918 --> 01:26:54,169
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1667
01:26:55,337 --> 01:26:56,338
Look at you.
1668
01:27:05,555 --> 01:27:06,639
Good morning.
1669
01:27:06,723 --> 01:27:07,808
Good morning.
1670
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:11,812
I'm Molly Davidson.
1671
01:27:24,032 --> 01:27:25,533
I am a woman.
1672
01:27:25,617 --> 01:27:27,702
- I am a powerful woman.
- My boy!
1673
01:27:27,786 --> 01:27:31,874
And I'm ready to take the fists
of my femininity to the status quo.
1674
01:27:31,957 --> 01:27:34,084
Straight, white man,
1675
01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:36,294
your time is...
1676
01:27:36,378 --> 01:27:37,379
Okay.
1677
01:27:49,892 --> 01:27:54,062
Oh, my God, my car is fucked up.
1678
01:28:05,198 --> 01:28:07,826
All right, I'm gonna go take my seat.
I'm gonna go take my seat.
1679
01:28:07,910 --> 01:28:10,871
Come on. Come on! Look who made it!
1680
01:28:12,664 --> 01:28:14,332
- Amy!
- Amy!
1681
01:28:16,501 --> 01:28:18,753
Whooooo!
1682
01:28:44,362 --> 01:28:45,405
Thank you.
1683
01:28:51,703 --> 01:28:52,829
Okay.
1684
01:28:52,913 --> 01:28:55,290
Looks like Jared did a pretty good job.
1685
01:28:55,373 --> 01:28:56,541
Yes, he did.
1686
01:28:56,624 --> 01:28:57,876
Yes, he did.
1687
01:28:57,960 --> 01:28:59,419
Yeah!
1688
01:29:01,004 --> 01:29:02,005
I...
1689
01:29:05,884 --> 01:29:06,969
I was so...
1690
01:29:07,928 --> 01:29:09,304
scared of you.
1691
01:29:09,387 --> 01:29:12,057
I felt like I had to prove
that I was better than you.
1692
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,641
But really...
1693
01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:16,728
I don't know any more than you guys.
1694
01:29:16,811 --> 01:29:20,482
All I know is that
we have a lot more to learn.
1695
01:29:25,153 --> 01:29:26,488
'Cause this part's over.
1696
01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:28,991
And that's so sad.
1697
01:29:30,325 --> 01:29:32,119
But it was great, wasn't it?
1698
01:29:34,537 --> 01:29:37,874
Things are never gonna be the same,
but... it was perfect.
1699
01:29:41,336 --> 01:29:43,380
And... And I may not have before, but...
1700
01:29:43,922 --> 01:29:45,257
I see you now.
1701
01:29:46,674 --> 01:29:48,801
And you're all pretty great.
1702
01:29:49,386 --> 01:29:51,972
Don't let college fuck it up.
1703
01:29:52,055 --> 01:29:52,889
Congratulations.
1704
01:29:52,973 --> 01:29:54,349
I... I see you.
1705
01:30:01,356 --> 01:30:02,357
Yes!
1706
01:30:05,568 --> 01:30:07,612
Okay. Okay.
1707
01:30:08,738 --> 01:30:10,740
That went over,
1708
01:30:10,823 --> 01:30:12,993
but I will not be cutting down
my allotted time.
1709
01:30:13,076 --> 01:30:14,202
Gigi, hit the track.
1710
01:30:19,707 --> 01:30:21,213
- That's pretty good.
- Know what's good?
1711
01:30:21,293 --> 01:30:22,419
If you roll these...
1712
01:30:22,502 --> 01:30:24,091
...and then you'll have more room.
1713
01:30:24,171 --> 01:30:26,756
- Oh, probably not rolling them.
- Yeah, but...
1714
01:30:26,839 --> 01:30:29,217
- Well, why does it have to be...
- Look!
1715
01:30:29,301 --> 01:30:30,927
God, you're bringing Lingling.
1716
01:30:31,011 --> 01:30:33,555
- Well...
- Oh, Lingling!
1717
01:30:33,638 --> 01:30:34,764
No.
1718
01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:37,100
- Please be good to my Amy.
- I've gotta pack up.
1719
01:30:37,184 --> 01:30:39,189
- Make her feel like she's not so lonely.
- Pack it up.
1720
01:30:39,269 --> 01:30:40,645
Make her feel good.
1721
01:30:40,728 --> 01:30:43,398
- Amy, make it stop.
- Gotta put that in the old suitcase.
1722
01:30:43,481 --> 01:30:45,692
Please don't put your face on the face.
1723
01:30:45,775 --> 01:30:46,738
Make it stop.
1724
01:30:46,818 --> 01:30:49,154
- On the head, on the neck.
- Not the nose.
1725
01:30:49,237 --> 01:30:50,363
- I got...
- Amy, there's...
1726
01:30:50,447 --> 01:30:51,489
Look who she's bringing.
1727
01:30:51,573 --> 01:30:52,449
Okay.
1728
01:30:52,532 --> 01:30:53,616
Lingling?
1729
01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:55,077
- No!
- Oh, let me get in there.
1730
01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:56,578
No, no...
1731
01:31:02,792 --> 01:31:04,919
Amy, there's, someone here to see you.
1732
01:31:05,212 --> 01:31:06,254
Who?
1733
01:31:07,297 --> 01:31:08,298
What?
1734
01:31:09,341 --> 01:31:10,925
Why is she here?
1735
01:31:11,009 --> 01:31:12,010
Excuse me.
1736
01:31:12,885 --> 01:31:15,347
Amy, why is she here?
1737
01:31:26,941 --> 01:31:27,942
Hey.
1738
01:31:28,026 --> 01:31:29,027
Hey.
1739
01:31:29,486 --> 01:31:31,654
I figured I'd bring back your clothes.
1740
01:31:31,904 --> 01:31:33,865
Thanks so much.
1741
01:31:34,699 --> 01:31:37,410
I don't...
I don't usually leave my underwear
1742
01:31:37,494 --> 01:31:38,828
in... in places that are...
1743
01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,538
that aren't my room.
1744
01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:42,665
Yeah, I figured.
1745
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,043
So,
1746
01:31:46,711 --> 01:31:47,712
How... how...
1747
01:31:48,671 --> 01:31:50,465
Are... Are you... Are you okay?
1748
01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:52,675
Yeah, I'm fine.
1749
01:31:54,677 --> 01:31:55,845
Are you okay?
1750
01:31:56,263 --> 01:31:57,264
Yeah.
1751
01:31:58,390 --> 01:31:59,391
You know...
1752
01:31:59,766 --> 01:32:02,352
prison kind of changes you, but...
1753
01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:05,730
I'm fine.
1754
01:32:05,813 --> 01:32:09,692
I'm sorry, I just... I really don't know
what I'm doing with all that stuff yet.
1755
01:32:09,776 --> 01:32:11,528
Well, for...
1756
01:32:12,154 --> 01:32:14,572
someone who has no idea
what they're doing...
1757
01:32:16,908 --> 01:32:18,493
you kind of know what you're doing.
1758
01:32:21,871 --> 01:32:22,872
That's a...
1759
01:32:24,957 --> 01:32:26,751
Um, that's cool.
1760
01:32:28,253 --> 01:32:29,504
So, how...
1761
01:32:29,796 --> 01:32:32,132
How is your... How is...
How is your summer going?
1762
01:32:33,341 --> 01:32:36,761
I mean, wh... what are you doing for...
for the summertime?
1763
01:32:39,556 --> 01:32:41,558
I think I'm gonna backpack around
for a bit.
1764
01:32:42,559 --> 01:32:43,685
- Really?
- Yeah.
1765
01:32:43,768 --> 01:32:44,769
Where?
1766
01:32:45,562 --> 01:32:48,523
I don't know. Honestly, anywhere
I can find a couch to crash on.
1767
01:32:48,606 --> 01:32:51,401
I just... you know, I wanna see some stuff
before college.
1768
01:32:52,110 --> 01:32:53,570
That's... that's really cool.
1769
01:32:53,653 --> 01:32:56,114
Me too, that's...
that's why I'm taking a gap year.
1770
01:32:56,614 --> 01:32:57,615
Yeah?
1771
01:32:57,865 --> 01:32:58,866
Yeah.
1772
01:32:58,950 --> 01:32:59,784
Yeah.
1773
01:32:59,867 --> 01:33:01,119
All right, well...
1774
01:33:01,411 --> 01:33:02,620
have fun, nerd.
1775
01:33:11,213 --> 01:33:14,591
Um, well, if... if you ever end up in...
in Botswana...
1776
01:33:15,592 --> 01:33:17,552
you'd have a couch to crash on.
1777
01:33:17,844 --> 01:33:19,011
Okay.
1778
01:33:20,096 --> 01:33:23,766
Well, technically, it won't be my couch,
'cause I'll be staying with a family,
1779
01:33:23,850 --> 01:33:26,060
- but I'm sure they'll be cool with it.
- Okay.
1780
01:33:35,528 --> 01:33:36,529
Yes.
1781
01:33:37,113 --> 01:33:38,114
Yes.
1782
01:33:39,324 --> 01:33:40,492
Molly!
1783
01:33:40,575 --> 01:33:43,035
Amy, this thing drives like a cruise ship.
1784
01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:45,997
Well, it's yours now.
1785
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:47,457
Take care of the old Volvo for me.
1786
01:33:47,540 --> 01:33:49,167
Oh, speaking of vulva,
1787
01:33:49,251 --> 01:33:51,169
remember when you missed Hope's,
1788
01:33:51,253 --> 01:33:53,129
and you just went straight
for that butt hole!
1789
01:33:53,213 --> 01:33:55,215
I said... I said, "once a day."
1790
01:33:55,298 --> 01:33:57,550
- Hey, I have to stock up.
- Once a day.
1791
01:33:57,634 --> 01:34:01,263
- You're gonna be on a flight for 28 hours.
- I said you could mention it once a day.
1792
01:34:01,346 --> 01:34:02,475
So I have to stock up.
1793
01:34:02,555 --> 01:34:03,931
It's not my fault.
1794
01:34:14,317 --> 01:34:16,319
Yeah. It feels weird
to be on this side of the car.
1795
01:34:16,403 --> 01:34:18,988
It's like everything's... different.
1796
01:34:21,157 --> 01:34:23,368
Yeah, I can't believe
I'm not gonna see you tomorrow.
1797
01:34:23,993 --> 01:34:26,078
Call me on that weird
international flip phone, okay?
1798
01:34:26,162 --> 01:34:27,163
I will.
1799
01:34:28,206 --> 01:34:29,207
Okay.
1800
01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:31,251
- Bye. I love you.
- Bye.
1801
01:34:31,334 --> 01:34:32,585
Love you.
1802
01:34:34,045 --> 01:34:34,879
Bye.
1803
01:34:34,962 --> 01:34:37,424
- Go make those tampons, girl.
- I will. I...
1804
01:34:38,550 --> 01:34:40,134
- Bye.
- Bye.
1805
01:34:47,517 --> 01:34:48,851
Oh, gotta get that bag.
1806
01:34:48,935 --> 01:34:51,938
Yep. Yeah, it's... it's a long trip.
1807
01:34:52,021 --> 01:34:53,022
Go get 'em.
1808
01:34:54,691 --> 01:34:55,692
What's a year?
1809
01:34:57,402 --> 01:34:58,403
Okay.
1810
01:35:47,452 --> 01:35:49,537
- Oh, fuck!
- Fuck!
1811
01:35:49,621 --> 01:35:51,748
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1812
01:35:51,831 --> 01:35:54,376
I was going through a thing!
1813
01:35:54,459 --> 01:35:55,547
You weren't... You're...
1814
01:35:55,627 --> 01:35:58,296
I was going through a whole fucking thing!
1815
01:35:58,380 --> 01:35:59,422
What the fuck?
1816
01:35:59,506 --> 01:36:02,133
- I can be the last one on the plane.
- What's wrong with you?
1817
01:36:02,216 --> 01:36:03,217
You wanna get pancakes?
1818
01:36:03,301 --> 01:36:05,762
Fuck, yeah, I do! Fuck, yeah!