1 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,528 - Yo, let's go. - Yup. 2 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,928 We have got to get a retail space. 3 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,323 I'm so over these contractors nickel-and-diming our margins all day. 4 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,249 I hear you, man. 5 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,091 - Watch the mirror. - Yep. 6 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,807 That's it. 7 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,361 Come on, man. 8 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,730 VOICEMAlL: Hey, pal, it's Tarzan. 9 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,924 Found your number on Google. Hope it's the right one. 10 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,324 Look, I know it's been a while... 11 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,326 but since we're coming up through Tampa, I figured you'd want to know. 12 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,165 I got some real bad news about Dallas. 13 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,525 He's gone, bro. 14 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,443 - Can I help you? - Hi. I'm here for the wake. 15 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,530 There's no wake here. 16 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,884 Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it. 17 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,569 Come on, baby! Woo-hoo! 18 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,368 Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing here? 19 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,922 - You dropped your towel. - Yeah, just go with it, baby. 20 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,810 - Hey, fellas! Catch and release! - No, no, no! 21 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,729 Nice entrance. 22 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,121 Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro? 23 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,891 Well, I don't know. Somebody told me this was a wake. 24 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,166 A wake? 25 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,369 Yeah, Dallas. He's not dead? 26 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,522 You told him he was dead? 27 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,407 We were going to invite you, but... 28 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:59,646 we had a couple drinks and were like, "He's got the girl and the job, and... 29 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,208 he's not going to come unless we really get his attention." 30 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,530 Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he? 31 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,850 He fucking bailed on us. He took the Kid. 32 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,843 Started a new show overseas. 33 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,410 - Wow. Where? - Macaw. 34 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,121 Macau. 35 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:22,485 Fucking China. Some d-bag investor offered Dallas a whole bunch of money... 36 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,928 Don't say his name, man. Don't give it that power. 37 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,448 I can say his name. He's not fucking Voldemort. 38 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,047 First time you backflipped off that balcony in the middle of the night. 39 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,124 I was thinking about doing it again and then I punked out. 40 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,329 Yeah, liquid acid. That'll take you back to the original self. 41 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,529 No, fuck that shit. I woke up under a car in the parking lot. 42 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,682 White Shadow, meet Mikey. 43 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,320 - Mikey Lane, White Shadow. - Yeah, we've met. 44 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,528 I think she likes you, Mike. 45 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,530 - Okay, okay. - Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you. 46 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,246 Jesus fuck. 47 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,125 You look good, Mike. How's everything going, man? 48 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,887 Heh. Things are good, man. Really good. The business is crushing it. 49 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,805 We got so many orders, I don't have enough employees. 50 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,043 Uh... I don't know. We're about to expand and get a retail spot. 51 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,811 - That's nice, man. - Yeah, dude, I'm just... 52 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,042 happy to be running my own show for once. 53 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,611 - I bet. - Feel that one. 54 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,004 - How's the old girl? - She's good, man. Yeah, I mean... 55 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:24,004 You guys still haven't told me what the fuck y'all are doing in Tampa. 56 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,686 Today, you are looking at it, brother. 57 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,241 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune. 58 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,041 But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention. 59 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,044 - Oh, that's right. - One last fucking ride, baby. 60 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,770 How's that work without Dallas? 61 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,920 Well, you see... 62 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,844 Tobias is going to M.C. 63 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,928 "All right, all right, all right! 64 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,731 How y'all ladies doing here tonight?" Heh-heh. 65 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,291 That's totally going to work. Do it just like that. 66 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,444 We got a couple days to perfect that. Uh... 67 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:01,128 The point is, we still got two freak shows, one who can barely dance. 68 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,886 One person of color? 69 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,761 I think you mean two. You're fucking Algerian, bro. 70 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,321 - Armenian, asshole. - Oh, yeah, Armenian. 71 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,041 One snowy white Ken doll for all those good little Christian women. 72 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,247 Present. 73 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,131 What the fuck more do you need? Right? 74 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,724 - Seize the day. Am I right? - Yeah! 75 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:26,920 I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory of this business be getting laid off. 76 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,887 If I'm going down, I'm going down in a fucking tsunami of dollar bills! 77 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,407 - Can I get an "Amen"? - Amen, brother! 78 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,961 Make it rain! Amen! 79 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,489 All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it. 80 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,450 Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about? 81 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,004 Uh... 82 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,687 Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but... 83 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,002 it just can't be right now. 84 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,290 We need a couple more reliable accounts before I can get a policy for you. 85 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,926 All right? 86 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,129 Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner with your family. I can do this. 87 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,807 - No, man. It's no problem. - Come on, it's fine. Seriously. 88 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,282 - Yeah? - I got it. Go home. 89 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,169 Thanks, brother. 90 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:04,246 You're listening to the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify. 91 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,409 I'm just a bachelor 92 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,370 Looking for a partner 93 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,127 Someone who knows how to ride 94 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,682 Without even falling off 95 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,089 Gotta be compatible 96 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,449 Takes me to my limits 97 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,649 Girl, when I break you off 98 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,804 I promise that you won't want to get off 99 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,601 If you're horny, let's do it 100 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,491 Ride it, my pony 101 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,440 My saddle's waiting 102 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,080 Come and jump on it 103 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,921 If you're horny, let's do it 104 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,044 Ride it, my pony 105 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,807 My saddle's waiting 106 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,083 Come and jump on it 107 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,608 Sitting here flossing 108 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,009 Peeping your steelo 109 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,164 Just once if I have the chance 110 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,687 The things I will do to you... 111 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,682 - Pack the pump? - I brought one for you too. 112 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,642 - That's got the brace. - You got the knee brace in there. Copy. 113 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,645 Ken, you got that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix? 114 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,451 You know I do, brother. First thing I packed. 115 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,887 Y'all got room for one more on this motherfucker? 116 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,844 What? Ha-ha. 117 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,327 What in the hell are you doing here? 118 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,848 What do you think? You said, "Seize the day." I ain't missing this shit. 119 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,331 You got off work? 120 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,211 CEO of my own company. I take vacations when I want them. 121 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,840 Wait, your girl gave you a hall pass? 122 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,163 I don't need a hall pass, just somebody to tell me this isn't a terrible idea. 123 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:30,006 Oh. This is a horrible idea. But you can't take it back now. 124 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,004 So get the fuck on the van. Let's go! 125 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,684 Yeah! This is like when Justin came back to Backstreet. 126 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,205 You kidding me? 127 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,842 Justin was in 'N Sync. Kevin Richardson came back to Backstreet in 2012. 128 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,684 Get your Orlando history straight. 129 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,808 I'm not from Orlando. I don't give a shit. 130 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,401 You know who does? People who actually have musical taste. 131 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:54,361 Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band that ever came out of Florida, period. 132 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,569 And that conversation just happened. Welcome back, Mike! 133 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,569 Welcome back, brother. 134 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,285 Hey, Mikey! What do you think of the truck, bro? 135 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,363 This thing's fucking crazy. 136 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:26,447 Right? My buddy Martin hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach. 137 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,127 Then I got Tarzan to paint it up all sick Picasso style. 138 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,728 Yeah, I'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy, but... 139 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,287 - ...I did the best I could. - Ha-ha-ha. 140 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,681 What exactly are you doing out of it, though? 141 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:42,965 I'm making artisanal probiotic froyo. I serve it out of this side. 142 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,531 Tobias spins out of the other. 143 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,961 The whole thing's like a healthy, mobile block party. 144 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:51,125 It's crazy, right? We'll keep your feet loose and satisfy your sweet tooth. 145 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,089 That's actually a pretty good idea. 146 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,481 Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike. 147 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,971 Good show. 148 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,131 Is this, uh, how the whole trip is going to be? 149 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,322 You'll be on this thing the whole time? 150 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,606 Are you kidding? 151 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:11,611 Relax. A bunch of orders just came in. The guys in the shop are freaking out. 152 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,569 If you're gonna be here, be here. 153 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,006 Be present. 154 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,128 Okay, I'll be present. 155 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,930 What are you even doing? 156 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,003 Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows. 157 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,289 You zoom in, you find the shit you can't catch in the mirror. 158 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,688 See? I need a tweeze right there. 159 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,806 Shit works. 160 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,801 Mike, come on, man. 161 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,689 All right! Relax. 162 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,931 Yo. 163 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,329 All right, that's it. 164 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,690 - Yo! What the fuck are you doing? - iPhone went "Bye, phone!" 165 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,080 Are you serious? 166 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,210 - Buy another one, you rich motherfucker. - Turn the truck around. 167 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,681 - How do you like that, bitch? - Oh, I welcome it. 168 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,211 - Yeah? - Yeah. 169 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,601 - That wasn't my phone. - It was mine. 170 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,201 - Ha-ha-ha. - Fuck, I'm sorry. Fuck! 171 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,330 I only had seven minutes left on it, man. Here. Have a shake. 172 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,323 I don't want a fucking shake. 173 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,041 What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this truck. 174 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,850 That's the Mikey I remember! 175 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,651 If you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend... 176 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,201 you need to hop up off this truck right now. 177 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,085 What are you talking about? Why do you think I came? 178 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,726 I don't know, man. It's been a long time. 179 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,566 But I do know this. You better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole. 180 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:34,008 I'm talking out of body, baby. Astral projection! 181 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,810 Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's. 182 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,729 - Hell, yeah! - Oh, shit. 183 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:42,005 Nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride, brother. 184 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,567 Hot, hot, hot, hot 185 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,605 Hot, hot, hot 186 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,242 Hey, you guys remember the last time we were in this club... 187 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,722 and you and Ken were fucking with those two girls from the club? 188 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,928 What was the girl with the black hair's name? 189 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,930 I don't know. How am I supposed to remember that? 190 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,770 You don't fucking remember that. 191 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,361 Come on. Man, you are fucking dusty. Julie. 192 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,602 Julie, man! The barely legal paralegal. 193 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,967 - Here we go. - It's getting late. 194 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,326 Hot stuff 195 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,044 Bonjour, lovelies. 196 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,886 How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing out there tonight? 197 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,327 Doing great, yeah! 198 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,009 That's the ticket, Miss Thing. 199 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,931 Now, I am Miss Tori Snatch... 200 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,808 your host for this glamorous evening of good old swamp country debauchery. 201 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,003 And I've got some good news... 202 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,562 for some of y'all budding queens hiding out there in the shadows. 203 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,843 I've got four... 204 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,165 crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills... 205 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:15,486 for the best amateur queen here in Jacksonville! 206 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:22,846 Yes. So let's get some Vogue popping in this bitch, shall we? 207 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:30,160 Come on now. Young and old, hot and cold, get your ass on this stage. 208 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,362 Go, go, go. 209 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,000 You guys really want to go down the rabbit hole? 210 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,611 - So you were listening. - Okay. 211 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,845 I'm gonna go dig it for you, Alice. Let's see how far you're really willing to go. 212 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,202 All right? Come on, let's go. Let's go. 213 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,805 - Mikey. - Oh, it's on. 214 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,490 That's the plan. 215 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,803 Take over South Beach, then the entire East Coast. 216 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,686 Fucking mobile. You know, low overhead, high-revenue shit. 217 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,121 That's how you get flush in the food industry. 218 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,001 - What is this? It's really good. - Goddamn right, what is this! Jeez! 219 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,970 - What am I eating right now? - You like that, Mike? 220 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,441 - That's gold, right? - This is amazing! 221 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,688 That's toasted marshmallow tangerine. 222 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,003 Whatever it is, it's fabulous. Put marshmallow in my pants right now. 223 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,162 - You gotta sell this. - Tip of the iceberg, baby. We got... 224 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,011 kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil, Crème Brûlée. 225 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,322 And my personal favorite, the flavor of truth. 226 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,211 Come on, you've been talking about this shit forever. 227 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,603 Tell everybody what you're really gonna be doing come Monday morning. 228 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,525 Grinding those snow cones at the Northdale Mall. 229 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,650 Yeah, well, that's just market research, bitch. 230 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,201 Until we get the funds to do what we really need. 231 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,601 That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater. 232 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,122 Besides, I think it beats raking the infield at Tropicana. 233 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,682 Well, at least the shit I'm working on can go global. 234 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,203 - Wait, what? I'm sorry, what? - Yeah. 235 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,567 Why don't you enlighten us, Constant Gardener? 236 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,008 Yeah, please enlighten me. I have to know what this piece of genius is. 237 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,686 ShamWow us with your genius invention. 238 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:02,004 Come on, Richie. Tito laid his shit out. Everybody's cool. Just tell us. 239 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,850 It's us, bro. 240 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,685 - Just tell us. - Come on, let's go, come on! 241 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,209 All right. But if any of you motherfuckers steals my idea, I swear to God I will... 242 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,170 Why you got to point at the Mexican when you say "steals"? 243 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,210 - We get it. Just go. - Let's have it, tough guy. 244 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,331 Condomints. 245 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,166 What are the two most important things you need to take... 246 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,765 when you go out on the weekend? 247 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,729 Ketchup and mustard? 248 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,889 Your condoms... 249 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,361 - ...and your mints. - What? 250 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:38,764 I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum. Sell it at a gas station. 251 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,411 "Condomints." 252 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,763 - It's not bad. - Boom! 253 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,561 Um, they already have that shit, bitch. 254 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,445 - You can get it... - Ha-ha-ha! 255 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,964 I get it all the time at the minimart. I'm sorry. 256 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,967 They're at every single Circle K and 7-Eleven across Florida. 257 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,929 I'm so sorry, man. 258 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,243 - They didn't sign the nondisclosure. - Sorry about it. 259 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,768 Hey, Richie, don't worry about it. I got something for you, top secret. 260 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,844 Imagine this. A small, little rectangle. 261 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,287 You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it... 262 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:14,650 somebody in a distant land with the exact same thing can hear it. 263 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,246 I haven't come up with a name for it. I figure... 264 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,569 - Fuck you. - I'm so sorry, man. 265 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,770 Oh, God. 266 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,926 Hey, I forgot to ask, you still with Mercedes? 267 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,088 No. We agreed to try monogamy and... 268 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,642 you know Mercedes. That shit lasted for about two seconds. 269 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,805 That fucking sucks. I'm sorry. 270 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:42,448 It's like Oprah said: "When someone shows you themselves, believe them." 271 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,487 What? Really? 272 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,809 - Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit? - That's what she said. 273 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,691 - That's not passive-aggressive. - Let's make it aggressive. 274 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:58,004 How about this? Let's do a little therapy session. Old-school therapy session. 275 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,482 - Get up. We'll get this out in one swing. - Are we fucking primates now? 276 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,281 One hit and let's not talk about it anymore. I get it. You're mad that I left. 277 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,171 - Come on! Just don't hit me in the nuts. - Stupid. 278 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,561 - Are you kidding? Stop being a pussy. - You happy? 279 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,324 Stop being a pussy. Let's go. 280 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,211 - Don't call me a pussy, Christian Bale. - He didn't. 281 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,806 He just said you exhibited pussy-like behavior. 282 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,890 - Y'all want to unleash the tiger? - Release the demon! 283 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,371 - Oh! - Shit! 284 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,731 Tiger's out. 285 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,569 - Are you okay, man? - Mm-hm. 286 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,846 You feel better? 287 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,686 No, I don't fucking feel better. That was seriously fucked up. 288 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,604 Okay. Good. 289 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,206 - You all right? - Yeah, I just got to pee a little. 290 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,971 Everybody happy? You get your gladiator show? 291 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,281 That was awesome. 292 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,364 No, it wasn't. There are a lot better ways to handle that shit. 293 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,522 It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here. 294 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,081 You know, it's always the pretty ones, like Bundy. 295 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,405 It is, man. 296 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,044 There you go, that's it. That's perfect. 297 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,768 - That's protected land, sir! - Yo. 298 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,527 You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine. 299 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,331 Heh. Are you serious? Come on. Really? 300 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,926 Don't look at me. Look out into the ocean. 301 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,282 I got it. Get the picture? I'm running out. 302 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,126 - Yes, thank you. There we go. - I'm done. That's it. 303 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,407 That's... That's usually what happens when I pee on the beach. 304 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,608 Yeah. Yeah. 305 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,282 - Drag queens. That's, uh... - Heh-heh-heh. 306 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,442 Ooh, doing drag queen stuff. 307 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,968 - You love drag queens. - Ha-ha-ha. Yep. 308 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,648 - I am one, so I seek out my people. - Heh. 309 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,565 - You are one? You are one? - Mm-hm. On the inside. 310 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,883 - Mostly. - Of course, on the inside. What's her name? 311 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,485 Dolly Titz. 312 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,563 - Dolly Tits? - With a Z. 313 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,802 - With a Z. Where is she from? - Mm-hm. 314 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,961 Here. And she loves couponing and NASCAR. 315 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,969 I got an inner drag queen too. 316 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,605 - Oh. Really? - Yeah. 317 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,048 Okay. I figured. Ha-ha. Uh, what's her name? 318 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,123 Her name is... 319 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,601 Clitoria Labia is her name. 320 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,445 - That's actually not bad. - It's not bad at all. 321 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,571 She's the main bitch. She's like Cheetara and Grace Jones. 322 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,481 And they always sing "Rapper's Delight" everywhere they go. 323 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:44,003 So you and your friends, uh, frequent drag shows, do you? 324 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,328 No. Well, sometimes. 325 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,371 We just do it on the way up to Myrtle Beach every year. 326 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,843 Oh, right. A stripper convention I keep hearing about. 327 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,806 Yep, it's the infamous convention. 328 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,201 And which one are you? 329 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,691 Which what? 330 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,890 Are you cop in a thong or a fireman in a thong? 331 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,122 I am... I am... 332 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,409 You're going to have to pay to see that. That's what I am. 333 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:16,889 Or I'll just load up on all those fantastic '80s hair bands for my drive instead. 334 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,566 - Where you going? Where you headed? - Uh... 335 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,529 Just on the road again. 336 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,444 New York this time. 337 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,204 - And I... - Yeah? 338 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,404 Basically, I'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole. 339 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,891 Like you. 340 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,724 But you never know. 341 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,363 Stripper Pissing on Beach in Contemplative Pose could sell for thousands one day. 342 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,890 If that's true, I will whip it out and start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on... 343 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,401 - Heh. - ...and we can just cash in. 344 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,722 Fantastic. I love the enthusiasm. 345 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,482 Save some of it, though, because you and I are going to untie that sailboat... 346 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,725 and organize a first-ever cross-dressing search party out to that island. 347 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,325 What do you say? 348 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,802 - Win or die, stripper guy. - Uh, I say that... 349 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,607 I would actually love to do that. 350 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:08,284 But I'd say I know what happens on that island, and that's just... 351 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,763 - I think I'm going to opt out. - Oh. 352 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,968 What happens on that island? 353 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,283 No, it's just I know what happens for me on that island. 354 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,930 Oh, I see. 355 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,683 - You think I'm gonna hook up with you. Mm. - That's not at all what I said. 356 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,242 That's the farthest thing from what I said. I said I would want to go... 357 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,528 to that island. I know what I would do. 358 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,447 And then that probably wouldn't work out on any level that I would want it to work out on... 359 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,968 and then I think that it's probably better if I just go back. 360 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,444 - Yeah. - Wow. Okay. 361 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,202 Well, fret not, Casanova. You're safe with me. 362 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,887 I'm not going through a guy phase anyway. 363 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,528 Oh. Well, in that case, that makes things easier, because then... 364 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:59,163 all the more reason for me to probably just go do the "good night" thing. 365 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,970 - Okay. Yeah. - Uh... 366 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,322 It was nice to meet you, though, Dolly Titz. 367 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,687 Back at you, Clitoria. 368 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,683 - Good morning. - Hi. 369 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,003 You sleep okay? 370 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,967 Yeah. Actually, I did. 371 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,045 Mm-hm. 372 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,844 My meditation was really clear this morning. 373 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,846 I just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out. 374 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,045 That's good. 375 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,522 That's good. I'm happy you feel lighter. 376 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,040 I'm happy you finally got what you wanted. 377 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,885 - I am. - Yeah? 378 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,409 We say shit all the fucking time, but you went and did it. 379 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,566 I'm jealous. 380 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,722 - Oh, shut the fuck up. - I am. 381 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,087 - No, if anybody was jealous, it was me. - What? 382 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,722 Every time I would come over to your apartment, I'd put on your Tide commercial. 383 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,725 That shit was dope. 384 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,084 For that extra clean! 385 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,723 - Ding! - Oh, shit. 386 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:27,087 I was... I would think to myself, I'd be set if I could just get to where Ken was. 387 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,730 Yeah, I'm real set here. 388 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,966 I'm real set. My agent's got me doing YouTube videos now. 389 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,402 What you gonna do after this weekend? 390 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,400 Send my headshot around, hope for the best. 391 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,969 There's a casting director comes by the club sometimes, so... 392 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,411 I'm still pretty. 393 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,641 Yeah, I know you're still pretty, but... 394 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:55,249 look at these guys. What are they going to do after this? 395 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,085 I don't know. 396 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,130 Morning, gorgeous. 397 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,081 Oh, my God, did you guys even sleep? 398 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,604 Yeah. Are the girls still here or they leave? 399 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,446 They left about an hour ago. 400 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,442 Did you, uh, bangee? 401 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,444 Show him your bangee. 402 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,846 Wow. 403 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,650 That's... Okay. 404 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,289 She said if I had reason to call before it faded, then maybe it was meant to be. 405 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,125 Oh. That's romantic. 406 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,760 They're staying in Charleston tonight, so... 407 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,242 I don't know. It's smack dab on our way. Maybe it was meant to be. 408 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,805 Good work on that, by the way. 409 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,611 What about you? Did you bangee? 410 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,530 - No. - No? 411 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,604 I haven't had actual sex in almost five months. 412 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:50,409 Every time a chick gets a look at it, she's like: 413 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,166 "How about a blowjob or handjob?" 414 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,529 Just got to find the right lady. 415 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,604 That's unfortunate for you. 416 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,331 It's like a blessing and a curse at the same time, huh? 417 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,845 Laugh at my plight. 418 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,688 Look, maybe it's like the glass slipper. You just need to find the right one. 419 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,164 Dude, I'm 35 years old. If it hasn't happened already, it ain't gonna happen. 420 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,049 Let's face it, I'm probably fucked. 421 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,046 Oh. All right. On that note, uh, let's get this circus back on the road. 422 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,885 Who wants to see if Tarzan died in his sleep last night? 423 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,441 Fuck that. I woke him up last time. 424 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,489 I'll do it. I got it. 425 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,211 I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables. 426 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,205 What's up, bro? A little, uh, breakfast of champions? 427 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,691 - Molly? - Yeah. 428 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,803 You realize we'll be useless in an hour. 429 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,724 What are you, 12? Just take it. 430 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,521 Argh. Fuck! All right, fine. Guess I know what today is going to be like. 431 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,208 All right, get your moon rock! 432 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,248 So, what's the plan about this thing? 433 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,729 We got it all planned out. Tobias will warm up the crowd... 434 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,724 then we'll hit them with the old 4th of July Army routine. 435 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,771 That makes me feel like a warmonger with everything going on politically right now. 436 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,402 Oh, come on with the hippie shit! It's in season. We're doing it. 437 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,211 Hey, if you want that karma, go for it. 438 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,567 We'll hit them with "Raining Men" right after. 439 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,566 Right. Then Tobias is gonna intro the solos. Listen... 440 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,561 I think you should bring back "Pony," bro. 441 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,929 I could do that. 442 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,082 And, look, "Pony" is great. 443 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,925 I have... Uh, can I pitch you something? 444 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,050 Let me just throw something out. I completely understand that... 445 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,568 I'm coming in at the eleventh hour, and I don't want to step on toes. 446 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,404 But what if... 447 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,083 If this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new shit and go out with a bang? 448 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,447 Just burn this shit down with some new routines. 449 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,080 We can't do that. We got two days. 450 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,082 Mike, that's what we've rehearsed. 451 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,363 - Don't call our shit lame. - Right. I'm not calling your shit lame. 452 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,844 I'm just saying that cowboys and firemen dancing to '80s rock is not not lame. 453 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,682 You know what is lame? Looking like a bag of dicks because we don't have our act straight. 454 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,602 Okay, point taken. Let me ask you a question, though. Um... 455 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,451 You're still doing the fireman routine, right? 456 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,763 - You know it. - Have you ever wanted to be a fireman? 457 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,726 - A real one? - Yes, a real fireman. 458 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,929 - No, I got the phobia thing. - You have a fire phobia, okay. 459 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,323 - You still doing it to that KISS song? - Fuck, yeah. "Hotter Than Hell." 460 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,921 - Do you like that song? - Crushes. 461 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,971 I know it crushes, but do you like it? Do you play it when you're not onstage? 462 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,647 - I don't see your point. - My point is, if you don't like it, why pick it? 463 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,450 I didn't pick it. Dallas did. 464 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,410 Exactly. You didn't pick it, so it's not on the inside. 465 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,006 Just because you made up some of your own routines... 466 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,721 doesn't mean you get to waltz back in and tell us how to run our own shit. 467 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,649 - I'm not trying to tell you... - No! 468 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:50,289 There is no fucking universe in which I am not doing that fireman routine! 469 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,371 You can find it, man. You got to just let go, okay? 470 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,449 - I fucking got it! - What? 471 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,326 - It's like a real wedding except like a fantasy. - Oh, my God! 472 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,842 Then I go out in the crowd and find myself a real fucking bride. 473 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,844 - Oh, fuck! - And I do everything with her! 474 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,686 I'll have a ring and everything, and I'll propose to her, and people throw rice. 475 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,047 - They're throwing rice! - Rice out of our pants! 476 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,527 - You're fucking incredible! - It's just so complex. 477 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,170 What are you talking about? 478 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,924 Yo, man, I'm not a dancer like you. I just can't come up with shit on the spot. 479 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,287 It's not about being a dancer, Richie. It's not. 480 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,489 Okay, look. "Pony," that wasn't a dance routine. 481 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,723 All it was is I was at a party and saw this badass girl. 482 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,771 She was with her boyfriend, and he did not look like he was hitting that shit right. 483 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,801 So that song came on, and all I did was imagine what I would do to her. 484 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962 That was it. That was all "Pony" ever was. 485 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,964 - It sounds fucking complex. - No, it's not. 486 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,407 Look at you! You're a fucking Greek god. 487 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,530 You could tie your shoe and make some girl's entire year. 488 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,048 It's just got to come from in here. You just have to be you. I know so. 489 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,571 You know what? Fuck that. 490 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,566 I bet you can go in there right now and fucking make her day. 491 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,449 - Who, her? - Hell, yeah. 492 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,604 That girl looks like she never smiled in her entire life. 493 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,081 Then that's your goal. That is your goal. 494 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,289 Go in there and make her smile, that's all you've got to do. 495 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,570 If you can't do that, no one can, and I'll go back and do the old routines. 496 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,206 - Oh, fuck! - That's a fair deal. 497 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,250 You're not a fireman, Richie! You're not a fireman. 498 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,609 I want to hear you say that. "I am not a fireman." 499 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,649 - Well, I'm not a fireman. - You hate fire! 500 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,962 - I'm a fucking male entertainer. - Exactly! 501 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,168 Male entertainer. You can do it. Now go do it! 502 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,407 B.D.R.! 503 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,484 B.D.R.! B.D.R.! 504 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,283 - Make her day. - Be yourself. Show that big beautiful heart. 505 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,082 Yeah 506 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,967 You are my fire 507 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:07,569 The one desire 508 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:13,160 Believe when I say 509 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,524 I want it that way 510 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,967 But we 511 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,802 Are two worlds apart... 512 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,371 When you say 513 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,650 That I want it that way 514 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,721 Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache 515 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,568 Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake 516 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:52,011 Tell me why I never wanna hear you say 517 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,606 I want it that way 518 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,085 Am I your fire 519 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,683 Your one desire 520 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:11,165 Yes, I know it's too late 521 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,370 But I want it that way 522 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,526 Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache 523 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:25,329 Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake 524 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,930 Tell me why I never wanna hear you say... 525 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,367 How much for the Cheetos and water? 526 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,889 Yeah! Whoo! 527 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,082 That was spiritual, man. 528 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,971 - I'm proud of you, buddy. - We can do this. We can do this! 529 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,488 We can do this. We've got to come up with new shit, okay? 530 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,922 Fucking history right here. 531 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:03,244 This shit is history. Gone. We've got to get rid of it. 532 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,161 Out with the past. I never wanted to be in the Navy! 533 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,608 - I don't want this Top Gun shit. Gone! - Yeah! 534 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,082 Oh, baby! It's time. 535 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,090 That shit itched. Boom! 536 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,766 - Boom, that's out of here! - Fuck that thing! 537 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,445 Richie? Done! 538 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,729 - Fireman over! - I'm not a fireman! 539 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,565 - Get it out of here. - Don't. I'll throw it away when we get back. 540 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,963 No, no, no. Now! It's over. History! 541 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,726 New stuff. 542 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,962 I love you guys. I... Look. 543 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,522 I've missed you so much. I know we're rolling face right now, but... 544 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,842 I just need you to know how much I love you. 545 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,445 I missed you so much, man. 546 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,444 There was a giant hole inside of me created when you left. 547 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,125 Now I feel like it's full again. 548 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,964 - I love you. - Let's sync this shit up. 549 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,451 We gotta sync this up. 550 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,961 - We're syncing up the energy. - I fucking love you! 551 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,770 Give me your hands, man. 552 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,284 - I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that? - Oh, yeah. 553 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,405 That is our energies, man. We are connected. 554 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,531 Toby! Throw it back here, brother. We need you. 555 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,524 - Come on, man, sync up. - This is powerful, man! 556 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,769 - You feel that rhythm? - Oh, yeah. 557 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,888 - Oh, yeah. - Mm, mm, mm. 558 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,003 - Oh, yeah. - I love you guys! 559 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,525 That's our pulse. 560 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,650 I am so thankful we are all here together on this last ride. 561 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,201 Everybody close your eyes... 562 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,046 and let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one. 563 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,165 As one. As one unit, man. As one fucking unit. 564 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,369 As one. We've got to move into the future as one. 565 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,848 - As one unit. Moving as one. - The past is over! 566 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,201 Shit! 567 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,364 - Fuck! - What the hell happened? 568 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,682 - Get off my fucking leg! - Fuck! 569 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,001 Is everybody okay? 570 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,851 No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm not okay at all! 571 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,451 Oh, shit. Hey, we got a man down! 572 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,887 - Where'd that come from? - He hit his head there. 573 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,202 - Oh, shit. - He's okay. 574 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,603 Your friend suffered a Grade 2 concussion and required some stitches. 575 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,371 - So he's going to live? - Yes. 576 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,727 He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation. He's in here. 577 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,689 My pupils bugging out? 578 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,368 - Be cool. - You think she knows? 579 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,722 Oh, shit, man. 580 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,725 Hey, Toby. 581 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,562 - What's up, buddy? - Hey, bro. What's up? 582 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:31,202 - Hi, guys. I'm so fucking sorry. - No, I shouldn't have reached for you. 583 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,330 - I shouldn't have closed my eyes. - Well, that's definitely true. 584 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,086 Fuck, yeah. What were you thinking? 585 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,084 - Hey, go easy on him. - Easy? He's fine. 586 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,567 Right? 587 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,927 Yeah, I'm fine, but the truck... 588 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,529 Yeah, the truck is towed. It's going to take a few days to fix it. 589 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,088 I think we can afford it. I don't know about the paint job. 590 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,767 It won't be original, but I can get it close. 591 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,251 Are you in pain? 592 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,971 Yeah. They gave me something, but it's shit. 593 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,770 Yeah, I'm feeling that. 594 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,763 - What are you doing? - Reiki. I'm a Level 3 healer. 595 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,490 Oh, shit. 596 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,529 This fucking sucks. 597 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,131 No fucking M.C. No fucking whip. No fucking costumes! 598 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,887 That was a brilliant idea, throwing the costumes out the window? Stupid! 599 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,447 - Just chill, man. - No, it's an omen, okay? 600 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,125 It's a sign. 601 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,125 We're exactly where we're supposed to be. All right? 602 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,600 Please spare us the fucking Gandhi routine right now! 603 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:36,169 You have so much anger, and it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic. 604 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,800 - I don't even know what that means! - Guys, just chill. 605 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,486 This is the comedown from the Molly. Get a grip. 606 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,166 You're goddamn right it's a comedown. 607 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,130 This trip's over! 608 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,370 All I wanted was one more fucking ride! Is that too much to ask? 609 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,966 Aw. 610 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,687 Is Richie gonna cry because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now? 611 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,320 Oh, okay, Mr. CEO. 612 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,008 Why don't you take your bullshit advice and give it to your fucking employees? 613 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,006 Employees? I have one employee, and I can't even pay for his healthcare. 614 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,481 But I bust my ass every month to keep it going. 615 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,007 So don't act like we don't all have problems. 616 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,131 Whatever. I'm the one who told you coming with us was a horrible idea. 617 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:20,850 It's been the year of the horrible idea, man. 618 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,081 You want to see another horrible idea? I got one for you. 619 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,530 Bam. There you go. 620 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,721 There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you. 621 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,291 Brooke said no? 622 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:39,207 I had my life all planned out with her. All right? It was all perfectly set up. 623 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,966 I had the house, the dog, Downton Abbey on the weekends. 624 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,282 I even did the proposal on the beach with bacon... 625 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,522 and mimosas and pancakes and all that. 626 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,082 And for whatever reason that I'll probably never understand... 627 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,685 she wanted something else. 628 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,726 So I came on this trip with you fucks to just try to get on with it. 629 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,487 So I'll be damned if I'll just let it end right here and now. 630 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,051 You're right. 631 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,130 You're goddamn right. 632 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,642 We can't let the train stop here. 633 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,884 No. We got a tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy. 634 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,724 - We're on a mission. - Fuck, yeah. 635 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,724 Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias? 636 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,406 That's the energy I'm talking about right there. 637 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:24,248 Look, we'll pick him up on the way home. All we got to do is get a rental car. 638 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,645 We're not gotta need a rental car, I don't think. 639 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,561 This is another horrible idea, but... 640 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,562 I know an M.C. in Savannah. 641 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,250 - Gentlemen. How can I be of service? - Hey. 642 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,761 Uh, is Rome in tonight? 643 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,526 - Are you a member, sir? - No. 644 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,762 No, we're not members. 645 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,927 Uh... Mm. 646 00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:01,130 I used to dance here, before it was this. 647 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,970 Can you do me a favor and get my name to Rome? Mike Lane. 648 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,605 And if that doesn't do the trick, I guess we'll just stop bothering you. 649 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,925 You can follow me. 650 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,131 Y'all chill down here. I'll be back. 651 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,971 What's up? 652 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,804 Sit your ass down. 653 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,370 Malik, I'm sorry for the surprise, but a ghost is a ghost. 654 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,842 I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay? 655 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,487 So they said, "Mike Lane and company." 656 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,047 - Mm-hm. - Who's your company? 657 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,047 It's what's left of the Kings of Tampa. 658 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:47,526 Oh, let me guess! Mr. Crocodile Dundee done did a little Houdini act? 659 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,729 - Yep. Ahem. Seems so. - Mm. 660 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:58,049 Just so you know, I got out on my own accord three years ago. 661 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,849 But yet here you are. 662 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,086 You got my curiosity, Mike. 663 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,844 Floor is yours. 664 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,606 No, I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see... 665 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,206 if I could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar. 666 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,763 Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh? 667 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,721 Always got to lead with a joke before you ask for what you want. 668 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,045 So, what did you do, turn this place into some sort of country club? 669 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,091 Guess you could say that. You know, back in the day... 670 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,926 in the Roman Empire, as long as you paid the emperor your taxes... 671 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,448 you could worship who you wanted, where you wanted, how you wanted. 672 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,762 Freedom had a small price. 673 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,765 Do you know what people value more than freedom? 674 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,447 - Please say strippers. - Nope. Beauty. 675 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,451 So if beauty is something you really wish to behold... 676 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,969 you can behold all the beauty you want right here. 677 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,765 All I ask is for a little monthly fee, you know? 678 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,806 So it's a subscription-based pleasure that you're selling? 679 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,091 You got it. 680 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,962 Why don't you let me show you around? See what we do here. 681 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,565 Maybe you'll learn a little something. 682 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,527 - How you doing, queen? - Good. 683 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,684 - You feeling good? Having a good time? - Mm-hm. 684 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:03,004 All right, Mr. Augustus, I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me? 685 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,488 - Yes, ma'am. - All right. 686 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,848 That was beautiful, baby, as always. Just beautiful. 687 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,531 All right, ladies. 688 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,251 Are you having a good time tonight? 689 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,004 That's what I thought. 690 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,084 But you know there's always a queen up in here... 691 00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:49,528 who must be reminded of how beautiful she is. 692 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,087 Don't be shy. Where you at? 693 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,288 Ooh. Boom. 694 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,885 There you go. 695 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,044 Give me your hand. 696 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,048 Do you know how beautiful you are? 697 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,245 Queens, ain't she beautiful? 698 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,368 You hear that? But you know what? 699 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,730 If you're not gonna take our word for it, we just gonna show you. Okay? 700 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:17,050 So let me present to you... 701 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,564 the absolutely adorable... 702 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,445 Andre. 703 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,405 What's your name? 704 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,405 Caroline. 705 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,362 Don't be shy. That's a beautiful name. 706 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,409 It was my grandmother's. 707 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:34,881 What did she do? 708 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:39,648 Um, she was the first female, black grocery owner in the state. 709 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,961 Strong woman. 710 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,090 What brings you to Domina? Other than the obvious. 711 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,410 Celebrating my divorce. 712 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,604 And your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time. Huh? 713 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,411 Good job. I'll take it from here. Caroline... 714 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,971 would you mind sitting for me right here? 715 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,930 That would be great. 716 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,763 And, um, one last thing: What's your favorite thing? 717 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,250 - Alcohol. - Alcohol. 718 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,971 - Heh. - Okay. Alcohol. 719 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:14,160 I'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one, so just follow my lead. 720 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,441 Yeah. Uh-uh-uh. 721 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,931 Okay. 722 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,888 Young Caroline Give a nigga half your time 723 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,486 She like alcohol But you ain't here to hear me whine 724 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,166 I'm looking at your backside I'm trying to stay patient 725 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,846 Make that thing clap That's a standing ovation 726 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,651 Grandma independent She don't need your help 727 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,371 But you don't really feel that way About yourself 728 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,491 That's why the name feel funny in your mouth You don't believe it, but I can see it 729 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,962 And fuck that dude, he don't get you I know you cool and I just met you 730 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,527 Pick you up around 8 I can come and get you 731 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,570 On the coast, and we ballin' Back and forth like it's ping-pong 732 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,326 And you ain't got a thing on Let me sing your theme song 733 00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:00,247 Caroline This could be something special 734 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,962 This love of mine Will never let go 735 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:10,684 If I could make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special 736 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,128 Be mine Oh, be mine 737 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,521 All right, I need y'all to clap on this one. 738 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,720 Caroline This could be something special 739 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:26,249 This love of mine Could never let go 740 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,850 And if I make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special 741 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,371 Be mine 742 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,090 Why are you here? 743 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,085 You know, me and the guys were, uh... 744 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,763 We were near Savannah. 745 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,607 And I couldn't not see you. 746 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,286 Okay. 747 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,451 And? 748 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:25,608 Don't laugh. We're going up to the convention and... 749 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,090 I don't know, we're going to have one crazy night to put this to bed and... 750 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,280 I don't know, I just thought it could be fun. 751 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,765 The convention? 752 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,442 You mean to tell me you came all the way here... 753 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,080 to see me about that bullshit convention? 754 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,328 No. Look, I know. 755 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,167 I just thought it... 756 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,929 presented itself as an interesting opportunity for us to... 757 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,451 No, no, no. 758 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:58,605 For you maybe. What the hell do I need a convention for? 759 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,286 You don't. That's not what I'm saying. Let me finish. 760 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,249 No. Uh-uh. No. 761 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,290 I haven't talked to you for eight years since you walked out. 762 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,161 Did I walk out on you? Because if I remember correctly, I went and took a job. 763 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,846 When I came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house. 764 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,971 Mike, what makes you think you can come up in here after all this time... 765 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,681 and snap your fingers and I'm supposed to do a favor for you? 766 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,251 Okay. 767 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,331 Maybe... 768 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,527 I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'm... 769 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,331 not saying that at all. 770 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,209 Really? 771 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,328 I don't need a favor from you. 772 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,644 Fuck the convention. 773 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,206 Don't... All it is... 774 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,209 is an excuse for us to try to put this shit between us to bed. 775 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,045 That's all. 776 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,565 Oh, shit. 777 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,530 Thank you, Octavius. 778 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,047 Ooh. You're wonderful. 779 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,249 My queens, gather. 780 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,921 I need you. I need you. 781 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,050 You ever had a ghost come to your front door? 782 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,921 A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver? 783 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,322 I had one today. So I need your help. 784 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,563 I need you to help me... 785 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,566 make a decision of whether I should leave that ghost in his grave... 786 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,451 or give him an opportunity to be resurrected. 787 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,762 Resurrected! 788 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,251 Okay. 789 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,848 I got a little treat for y'all tonight. 790 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,883 It's a man I knew... 791 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,125 as White Chocolate. 792 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,123 Some might know him... 793 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,165 as Magic Mike. 794 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,084 Woo-hoo! 795 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,400 We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that Mike. 796 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,770 Hello, beautiful. 797 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,282 You down for a little fun tonight? 798 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,802 - Yes. - All right. Have a seat. 799 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,921 Mike? 800 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,811 - Come on, let's not do this. - Ah. 801 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,484 - Mm. - Mm-mm. 802 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,807 Malik? 803 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,411 I'm gon' make you feel it... 804 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,011 Come on, man. You got this. 805 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,646 Yeah, come on! 806 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,241 Yeah, baby! Yeah, Mike! 807 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,684 I'm gon' make you feel it 808 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,522 I'm gon' make you feel it 809 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,526 I'm gon' make you feel it... 810 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,530 Yeah. 811 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,487 Show them how it's done, Mikey! 812 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,840 Sweating while you callin' me daddy 813 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,049 Giving you the best you ever had, babe 814 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,207 Make me feel like you ain't ever had it 815 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,569 Stretching you out like you are elastic 816 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,486 Turn around, poke it out so I can grab it 817 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,770 Flip that ass over like we in gymnastics... 818 00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,286 Baby, tell me that you want it deeper 819 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,091 I don't ever wanna come out 820 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,807 Put you in a coma, you're a sleeper 821 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,800 I know that your body's been drowsed 822 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,804 I'm gon' make you feel it 823 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,084 I'm gon' make you feel it 824 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,562 Tell me, do you wanna be bad 825 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:30,247 Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe 826 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,206 With the shots, pow-pow You bust off like an UZI 827 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,927 Think I'm gonna need another mat, babe 828 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,050 Back that ass up on me like I'm juvie... 829 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,846 It's going down, turn around Let me feel yo booty 830 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,487 I'm a private in your parts I'm at duty 831 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,211 Girl, give it to me 832 00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,442 Baby, you remind me of my jeep-er 833 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,804 The way you body's bouncing up and down 834 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,521 Feels like a tsunami or Katrina... 835 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,044 I'm gon' make you feel it... 836 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:28,968 So seeing as though you are leaving again... 837 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:34,563 I have Andre over here to take care of you. He'll take you wherever you want to go. 838 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,049 We got to get on the road. 839 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,291 This was, uh... This was fun. Whatever, I guess, that this was. 840 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,171 - It was good seeing you. - Likewise. 841 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,369 So... 842 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,681 what was that? Y'all used to dance together? 843 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,525 Uh... Yeah. Look, it's a... 844 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,526 It's a long, long story, but, uh... 845 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,446 Rome and I met each other at a very interesting time in our lives and... 846 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,524 I guess you could say that we had a thing. 847 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,170 - Yeah. - For real, man. 848 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,687 - I'd say you had a thing. - Yeah, well... 849 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:19,484 until I, uh, went to work with Dallas. Yeah. 850 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,167 So is she going to come help us, or what? 851 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:25,801 No. 852 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,725 No, I don't think that's going to actually happen. 853 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,885 Rome likes to stay in her castle. That's why she built it. 854 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,724 So I'm getting on 95 North, right? 855 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,169 Yeah. It's just outside of Charleston. 856 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:44,251 She texted me the address. I'll tell you when we get closer. 857 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,846 - You need a copilot? - Yes, please. 858 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,091 That was insane tonight, man. 859 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,846 - Thanks. - I'm serious, dude. 860 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,566 - It was a good night. - Your stuff is revolutionary. 861 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,361 - Sometimes the songs are a little... - No, it was perfect. Are you kidding me? 862 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,091 - I appreciate that. - You just made that up on the spot. 863 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,561 Rome likes us to put our passion in our work. 864 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,730 Well, it shows. I've never seen anything like that. 865 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,407 Are you doing anything else with your music? 866 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,362 I'm trying. I put it up online. 867 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,609 Hopefully it'll spread through social media, but... 868 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,047 honestly, with this E.P. coming out, it's... 869 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,885 - Cool, man. - It's hard to get people to pay attention. 870 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,283 Because there's so much shit that comes on the Internet every day. 871 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,442 I just want to stay authentic. 872 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,843 At least you're trying, man. At least you're trying. 873 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:35,442 That's why I moved down to Florida back in the day, to do music stuff. 874 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,250 - Really? - Yeah. 875 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,281 I sang in "Dream Along With Mickey" at Disney World from '03 to '05. 876 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,125 - What? - Yeah, man. 877 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:48,241 I started out as the Donald Duck understudy, but I was playing Mickey by my second year. 878 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:53,406 I got signed by an agent, booked a couple regional commercial spots. 879 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,326 One day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers. 880 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,522 And you know how that shit goes, so... Heh-heh. 881 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,648 When I started this, I thought... 882 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,083 man, I thought I'd hate it. 883 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,921 But now, if the E.P. blew up tomorrow... 884 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,487 I'd probably still do this on the side. 885 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,483 - I'm serious. - You're shitting me. 886 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:16,009 Do you see how many girls I meet every day? For free? 887 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,403 For free! I don't got to pay for dinner. All I do is sing. 888 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,562 Think about that. 889 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,281 These girls have to deal with men in their lives every day who... 890 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,011 don't listen to them, don't ask them what they want. 891 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,162 They don't even ask them what they want! 892 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,448 All we got to do is ask them what they want. 893 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,961 And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing. 894 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,124 We're like healers or something. 895 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,811 Yes, man. 896 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,485 - Fuck, yes! - We are. 897 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,483 - That's right. - We're healers. 898 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,165 We're healers, man. 899 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,364 We can be. We can be. 900 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,651 I like that. 901 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,683 - Thanks for the ride. - No problem. 902 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:19,208 - Good talking to you. Safe home. - Look us up when you get back. 903 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,129 You sure this is the place? 904 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,681 I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text. 905 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,571 Looks like somebody hooked up with a trust fund baby! 906 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:31,770 I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby, and we're living large. 907 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,011 Megan? 908 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,881 Hello? 909 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,927 Megan? 910 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,481 There's some law of attraction going on here. 911 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,246 Megan! It's Tito! Hey! 912 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,410 Oh, shit. 913 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,371 Who are you? 914 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:55,768 - Just, uh, friends of Megan. - Ah. 915 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,570 Is Megan here? 916 01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,451 My daughter and her friends are outside. 917 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,605 Who are you? 918 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,048 Oh, you're having a party. We'll just go out. Megan is back this way? 919 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,931 You hold on. Y'all can't just walk in my house... 920 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,209 like strangers without having a hello drink. 921 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,366 You come on now and have a seat. 922 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,285 What you want? You want red? You want white? 923 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:23,764 We got whiskey. We got shine. Y'all get some. Ha-ha. 924 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,282 How about we start with wine and end with shine? 925 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,283 - I like that rule. - Ha-ha-ha. 926 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,807 Why don't you come sit right here? Come on. 927 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,807 - Oh, shit! - Thank you so much. 928 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,246 It smells good. 929 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,926 - Well, cheers! - All right. Cheers. 930 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,570 Eye contact. 931 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:42,802 Thank you for your hospitality, ma'am. 932 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,124 Quit that proper shit! 933 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:47,642 You sound just like my ex. 934 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,970 What are your names? 935 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:54,170 I'm Mike. This is Tito, Ken, Richie... 936 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,724 Uh... 937 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,169 - Ernest. - Ernest. Ernest. 938 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,651 Well, I'm Nancy. 939 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,850 And this is Mae, Julia, Diane and Jessica. 940 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,004 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 941 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,288 Y'all don't look like you're from around here. 942 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,286 We're from Miami. 943 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,171 - Florida. - Yeah. 944 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,687 There's one in Ohio, dude. 945 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,002 Just passing through on our way to Myrtle Beach. 946 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,686 - Oh! Myrtle Beach! - Redneck Riviera. 947 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,002 Y'all should try Kiawah instead. 948 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:32,688 - Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am. - "Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am." 949 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,686 - Listen to him! - Is that what I sound like? 950 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:36,887 You're good! 951 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,485 Damn. 952 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:43,002 Don't think I don't know what you're doing here with those girls. 953 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,042 How do y'all know my daughter? 954 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,569 We just met her in Jacksonville at a... 955 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,609 - It was a bar. - A bar! 956 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,089 Well, that's my daughter. Always making new friends! 957 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,124 So, what do y'all do? 958 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,891 - We are... - I, uh... 959 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,246 Hey! How are you? 960 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,562 - Hey. - Hi. 961 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,041 - There you are. - Hi. What are y'all talking about? 962 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,488 The boys are just about to tell us what they do for a living. 963 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,370 Mm-hm. We, uh... 964 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,088 - Well, I have my own furniture company. - Yeah. 965 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,722 Tito here is into yogurt. 966 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,560 Frozen yogurt. Artisanal. 967 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:32,880 Ken is a budding actor and, uh... 968 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,929 Level 3 Reiki healer. 969 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:37,765 So if you need any work done, uh... 970 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,606 Ernie is an artist. He's a painter. 971 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,922 Mom, they're male strippers. 972 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,204 Now that makes sense. 973 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,522 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 974 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:52,207 - It's fucking awkward to do that! - This is fucked up. 975 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,880 Enough with that fucking language! 976 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:59,046 My God, I don't think I've ever had a real live stripper in my house before. 977 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,208 - You have now. - Well, actually... 978 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:04,443 - ...the technical term is male entertainer. - Oh, my. 979 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,444 Mom, they're not here for that. They're just friends. 980 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,489 Of course not. 981 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:13,044 Diana, go down and grab us some more vino. 982 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:17,250 No, no! Don't you worry, I got this. I'll reload, Nancy. 983 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,961 Okay, baby. Just get anything that looks expensive. 984 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,805 As much of the good stuff as your little arms can carry. 985 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,371 You got it. 986 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,362 I got arms. I'll help. 987 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,489 Are you Native American, Tito? 988 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,280 Yes, on my mother's side. 989 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,091 Really, I've got it. Thanks, though. 990 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,766 Oh, you do not have it. 991 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,606 By what I just saw up there, we are going to need a fucking pack mule... 992 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,844 to water that bunch. So I don't know... 993 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,129 let's fucking do this. 994 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,171 I thought you were supposed to be in New York, by the way. 995 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:02,767 Oh, wait, is that not where we are? Whoa. 996 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,011 Hmm? 997 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,644 I changed my mind. 998 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,287 Does that mean you are gonna be on the pole or not? Because... 999 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,131 "Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys. 1000 01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:21,609 Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten her day" sounds awesome to me. 1001 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,330 Ha, ha. 1002 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,642 Nice callback, Clitoria. 1003 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,485 It's low-hanging fruit. I can't help myself. 1004 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,324 What's the plan now? 1005 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,050 - Currently? - Yep. 1006 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:37,047 Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs and... 1007 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,369 watch it blow. 1008 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,486 Okay. 1009 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,165 What are we looking for? 1010 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,889 Something old and expensive. To fit in upstairs. 1011 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:49,771 Cool. 1012 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,168 They all look the same to me. 1013 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:54,685 Racist. 1014 01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:03,451 - Hmm? - 1959 Château Lafite. That'll do. 1015 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:08,368 You see, what I hear is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit. 1016 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:13,090 How are you going to expect your lady to trim the hedges, if you're not willing to... 1017 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,931 prune the tree? 1018 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,166 I have a three-day max growth rule. 1019 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,085 - Really? - Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am. 1020 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,765 - Wow. - Pardon my language. 1021 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,207 - Oh, please. - We got wine! 1022 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,685 - A basket full of wine! - We got a basket of wine. 1023 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,889 You are missing out on some husband tales in here. 1024 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,201 Or ex-husband tales. 1025 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,450 Julia and I are trying to lure Mae and Diana over to the dark side. 1026 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,921 Use the Force, Nance. 1027 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,721 Come on, Mae, it's your turn. 1028 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,088 Come on, Mae. 1029 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:54,281 Come on, Mae, we know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom. 1030 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,283 Cone of Silence here. 1031 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,246 Fine. I'll go then. 1032 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,922 Ugh. Here's a whopper for you. 1033 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:06,369 - Here we go. - Roger's the only man I've ever slept with. 1034 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,761 - Terrible. - Then you are going to get more wine. 1035 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:12,406 Yeah. 1036 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:16,969 I lost my virginity to him when I was 17, and that was that. 1037 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,122 Two beautiful daughters... 1038 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:22,962 but only one penis my entire fucking life. 1039 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:28,406 Sadly, I was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man. 1040 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,244 Mom, you don't know that. 1041 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,290 I knew enough. I knew he liked it when I put my fing... 1042 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:34,885 Mom! I don't want to hear that. 1043 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,003 - Well, you need to! - It's not so terrible. 1044 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,642 Because I pissed away all of this on one man. 1045 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,411 And you are not going to make the same mistake. 1046 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,961 - Got it. - That's why I tell these girls... 1047 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:49,010 to play the field. 1048 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:53,165 And don't stop until you find one that... 1049 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,721 rocks your fucking socks off! 1050 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,848 - My motto. - Hear, hear! Ha-ha-ha. 1051 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,810 Well, you know, Nancy, that plays both ways. 1052 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,850 I think I've had as good a run as anybody. 1053 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:09,525 But I'd trade it all in a heartbeat to come home to a wife, a kid... 1054 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,330 people that love me. 1055 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,522 That hole is never going to be filled. 1056 01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:18,001 That ship fucking sailed. 1057 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,120 Wow. 1058 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,327 I... 1059 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,721 - I think my soul just died a little bit. - I love you, Ernie. 1060 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,289 Well, Hank and I have never had sex with the lights on. 1061 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,051 What? 1062 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:36,204 Every time it starts, he just goes and turns them off. 1063 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,682 And I try to drop hints, but, uh... 1064 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:41,842 Maybe it's me, I don't know. 1065 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,567 Come on. Never once? 1066 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,370 Never. 1067 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,727 He's not showing you how beautiful you are. 1068 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,884 You're gorgeous. You know that, right? She's gorgeous, right? 1069 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:55,567 I'm not just talking about the paint job. I'm not talking about this vessel. 1070 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,722 I'm talking about what's inside you. 1071 01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,724 I read energy in my work, and yours is... 1072 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,401 pure and sweet... 1073 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,211 and loving and nurturing. 1074 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:10,046 Talk to him. If he won't worship you, there's a lot of guys out there who will. 1075 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,770 And the line starts here. 1076 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:13,843 - Winds around this room too. - Absolutely. 1077 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,809 You know that, right? 1078 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:19,407 Good. No, don't get shy on me. I want to hear you say it. 1079 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,251 Own it. 1080 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,607 I don't know what to say to him. 1081 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:28,924 Tell him what your fantasy is. And make sure he does it with the lights on. 1082 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,606 If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem. 1083 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,727 Well, I, um... 1084 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:37,611 When we were in college and falling in love... 1085 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:41,207 we used to listen to that song "Heaven." 1086 01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,761 Oh, shit! Yes! 1087 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,610 I love that song. 1088 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,889 Oh thinkin' about all our younger years 1089 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,610 - Yeah. - Come on. 1090 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,724 There was only you and me 1091 01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:57,123 We were young and wild and free 1092 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,569 - Will you hold this for me? - Come on. 1093 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:02,200 Now nothin' can take you away from me 1094 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:06,529 We've been down that road before 1095 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,489 But that's over now 1096 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,442 You keep me comin' back for more 1097 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,967 Baby, you're all that I want 1098 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,528 When you're lyin' here in my arms 1099 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:23,605 I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in heaven 1100 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,091 - Come on, boys. - Yeah. 1101 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:28,323 And love is all that I need 1102 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:31,962 And I found it there in your heart 1103 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,441 It isn't too hard to see 1104 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,247 We're in heaven 1105 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,845 Do you feel good? 1106 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,849 - That's wonderful! - Whoa! 1107 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,368 I don't think Hank can do that. 1108 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:53,369 Doctor's in the house, baby. The doctor has checked into the building! 1109 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:54,681 Oh, thank you. 1110 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,729 Yeah! Fuck, Ken! 1111 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,769 - Whoo! - What the fuck? 1112 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,763 Y'all know that was my audition song. Yeah, it was one of them. 1113 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,326 It's awesome. 1114 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:11,327 Oh, God, I just love this fucking night! 1115 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,483 I love it! 1116 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:18,764 I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know? 1117 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,844 Well, I'd say it's still your day, ma'am. 1118 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,565 Thank you, Richie. 1119 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,530 Stand up. 1120 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,047 - Oh, no. - Come on, stand up. 1121 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:42,170 Oh, my God, just look at you. You are just perfect. 1122 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,084 Damn! 1123 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,086 Oh, God. 1124 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:51,211 Oh, damn, look at you. I hate to be rude, but... 1125 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,726 You want to pop the hood. 1126 01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,571 Okay. 1127 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,082 Oh, my God! 1128 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,008 - Mom! - Oh, please! 1129 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,166 Of course, you're eating cake by yourself when... 1130 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:10,961 the fireworks are about to go off in there. This isn't concerning at all. 1131 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,442 What can I say? I like cake. 1132 01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,404 Do you have any idea what's going on out there? 1133 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,370 A lady is about to get... 1134 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,568 I don't even know how to put it into words. 1135 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,290 No, I'm a cookie guy. 1136 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,927 What? 1137 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,726 - Yeah. - It's red fucking velvet. 1138 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:32,083 I would take a pack of Oreos over that bullshit any day of the week. 1139 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,244 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing's wrong. Cookies are awesome. 1140 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,971 I don't think we have anything to say to one another. 1141 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:39,884 If you don't want to talk about it... 1142 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,362 I don't know if it's about New York, but I intuit it might be... 1143 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:46,444 I'm going to start hiding the kitchen knives in a minute. 1144 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,803 Seriously, it is that obvious. What's up? 1145 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:56,606 I met a photographer in Miami at this party I was working at. 1146 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,763 He was nice and married and all of that. 1147 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,922 Took a look at my photos and said I had an eye. 1148 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,169 Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant. 1149 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,768 That's cool. Did he offer a place for you to stay as well... 1150 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:15,645 that happened to be his house when his wife was away? 1151 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,161 That...? Yeah. 1152 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,211 Wait, were you there? 1153 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,727 I was there, but in drag. You wouldn't have recognized me. 1154 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:26,407 - Mm. - But I just want to throw this out there. 1155 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:30,605 Um, this might be God's way of giving you a second chance at Myrtle Beach. 1156 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:37,370 Mm. Any God worth believing in certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need. 1157 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:42,883 Or she just knows that some asshole in Miami... 1158 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:46,328 - She? - Yes, my God is a she. Um... 1159 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:48,889 She just might know that... 1160 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:53,008 some asshole in Miami stole your smile, and you need it back. 1161 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,123 And I can guarantee you that strippers... 1162 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:02,365 will give smiles a-plenty and make you forget about New York. 1163 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:06,047 And if that doesn't work, then there will be 3000 women there... 1164 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:09,363 seeing as you're not in a boy phase. 1165 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,008 - That was quite a pitch. - Mmm. 1166 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:16,210 When shit's not going your way, getting a little crazy with some random friends... 1167 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:19,609 has a way of helping you sort out your own shit. 1168 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,569 So I'm your friend now? 1169 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,805 You've seen me pee. I don't know anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee. 1170 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:29,250 Fair enough. 1171 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,409 Look, I don't normally trust a cookie guy... 1172 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,043 but I'll think about it. 1173 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,964 That's valid. 1174 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:43,569 All right. You think about it, Dolly. I'm going back in there and feed the wolves... 1175 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,730 because it's getting a little rabid in there. All right? 1176 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,249 It's Zoe, by the way. 1177 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,721 Zoe. Nice to meet you. 1178 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,361 Magic. Magic Mike. 1179 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,961 Morning, gentlemen. 1180 01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,565 - Morning. - Hey, buddy. 1181 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,246 - Everyone sleep all right? - Yeah. 1182 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,683 You boys have fun. 1183 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,487 Mmm. 1184 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,764 Mmm. 1185 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:48,970 Mm. 1186 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,169 Did you bangee? 1187 01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,765 Did you bangee? 1188 01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:56,329 - Yes. - You banged her? 1189 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,802 Was she the glass slipper? 1190 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,287 Yes, man! 1191 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:04,125 That beautiful nice lady was the glass slipper? 1192 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:08,843 - Hold it. Every inch? - Wow. 1193 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:12,647 Y'all had a crazy connection. I could feel it. 1194 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,529 I'm so happy for you. 1195 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:17,844 - Heh-heh-heh. - What? 1196 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,686 You got to be kidding me. You got to be fucking joking. 1197 01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,647 - This is us? - It was the ex-husband's. 1198 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,407 She didn't care what shape I brought it back in, as long as I brought it back. 1199 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,167 Didn't realize she'd actually been married to Shawn Kemp. 1200 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:33,811 - Pimping! - Sweet! 1201 01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:35,803 Beautiful piece of machinery. 1202 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,843 Holy shit! 1203 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,363 We're gonna kill on the strip in Myrtle. This is gonna kill. 1204 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,404 Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you. 1205 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:56,565 Mrs. Davidson called ahead, upgraded your rooms and booked you our conference space. 1206 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,929 - Oh. What's up, Mrs. Davidson? - Yeah. 1207 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:03,249 I know what was up Mrs. Davidson! 1208 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:07,208 That's sick, man. 1209 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:11,922 - No! Get out of here! - Come on, man. 1210 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,969 So you think it's okay to have me wait for you for two hours. 1211 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:18,566 It's not okay, but someone should've told me. 1212 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:24,129 - Don't say I never did anything for you. - I ain't never gonna say that, I promise you. 1213 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,487 - Look at this. - What's up? 1214 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,244 - How you doing, Rome? - What's up, man? 1215 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:31,922 - So 3000 women, man? - Three thousand women. You got some ideas? 1216 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,651 - Yeah, I got some ideas. - They ain't ready for you. 1217 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,643 They ain't ready for us. 1218 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,245 Good night. 1219 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,289 - Good night, y'all. - Later, guys. 1220 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:56,082 Where is your yogurt now, man? I'm starving. 1221 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,446 Yeah. 1222 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:03,922 You really think it's going to work? You think I can pull this off? 1223 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,242 - What, the yogurt truck? - Yeah. 1224 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,243 Yeah. Absolutely. 1225 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,286 Man, I hope so. I hope I can keep it afloat. Because nothing... 1226 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,130 feels that good. 1227 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:16,801 Other than being onstage. 1228 01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:19,645 But that's why it's going to work. You love it too much. 1229 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,289 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy. 1230 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:29,082 If you want, on the way back down, I'll go over everything you got. 1231 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,083 We'll go through it. 1232 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:32,401 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1233 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,484 - That'd be cool, man. - Heh-heh. 1234 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,642 You know, I get why you left. 1235 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:42,328 I'm just glad you're back. 1236 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,685 All right, Hypnotize. 1237 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,525 Make sure you see sound and lighting. They'll hook you up. 1238 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:12,921 Go on, make some money. Give him a locker key. 1239 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,045 Next! 1240 01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,205 Paris? 1241 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,524 Holy fucking shit. Heh. 1242 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,928 - What are y'all doing here? - Hi. 1243 01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:28,368 - Give your mama some sugar! - How are you? How are you? 1244 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,211 - They always come back. - Mm-hm. 1245 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:35,445 I am great. I'm a little confused, because Dallas didn't let me know y'all were coming. 1246 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:38,729 - Where is he? - Dallas is not coming. It's just us. 1247 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:42,888 - Baby, I don't have a spot for you. - You got a spot, come on. 1248 01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:46,886 Honey, you know how this works. You're not special. 1249 01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:50,089 Especially you. You've been out! How long? 1250 01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:53,647 - Don't worry about it. - A couple years? 1251 01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:56,804 - You can find us a spot. - You've not been dancing. Look at you. 1252 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,002 - Are you even in shape? - It's like riding a bike. 1253 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,969 - Mm-hm. - Mm. 1254 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:02,884 I don't know. 1255 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,929 Who's this? Big Dumb Rick? How you doing? 1256 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,889 - It's "dick." - Okay. 1257 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,441 - So you don't have an M.C. - We do have an M.C. 1258 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,961 You don't have an M.C. What am I supposed to do? 1259 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:14,771 We do have an M.C. 1260 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,081 Hey, gorgeous. 1261 01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,926 - Shut the fuck up. Mm-hm. 1262 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,080 Hey. How you been? 1263 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,842 - How have you been? - Good. 1264 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,606 So you got a spot for us? 1265 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,963 This girl taught me everything I know. 1266 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:41,286 Who is at 10:20? Bumper Grinders? 1267 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:46,486 All right. 1268 01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:48,291 For her. 1269 01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:51,806 - 10:20. - That's why I love you. 1270 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:55,089 That's a money spot. I expect y'all to make some money in that spot. 1271 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:56,287 Thank you. 1272 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,729 - How are the knees? - Rotten. 1273 01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,167 Yeah? You good? 1274 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:40,687 To tell you the truth, I haven't felt this nervous since Desert Storm. 1275 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,491 What? 1276 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:47,804 How have I known you this long and I don't know that you were in Desert Storm? 1277 01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:50,044 Just never came up. 1278 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:56,526 Look, I don't know, me and you, we haven't really... 1279 01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:58,682 had a chance to have our moment. 1280 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,371 Are we good? 1281 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,728 You know, Mike, when I called you... 1282 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:08,565 I didn't call to fuck with you. I called because I missed you, man. 1283 01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:15,886 Read my fangs. Let her make her own decisions. 1284 01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:18,566 - Whatever. - Chill, guys! 1285 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,728 I fucked Bella! 1286 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,730 Shit. 1287 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:39,007 - Who's killing it out there? - Fucking vampire bullshit! 1288 01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:43,769 Did you guys see this? They're doing a fucking Twilight routine and mopping up. 1289 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:47,567 All those tweeners are growing up. Makes perfect sense. 1290 01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:51,129 - That's true. - Yep. 1291 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,081 Well... 1292 01:28:56,400 --> 01:29:00,200 - Dude, I just don't want to fuck this up. - You're not going to fuck this up. 1293 01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:04,160 And on the off chance that we actually go out and shit the bed, who cares? 1294 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:06,049 - Don't say that. - Why? Fuck it. 1295 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:09,283 Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. 1296 01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:11,841 So please do not make me give the whole: 1297 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,403 "It's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to do it together" speech... 1298 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,130 that I just gave you. 1299 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:20,044 Okay. 1300 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,046 Richie, what are you? You're not a fireman. 1301 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:24,690 What are you? 1302 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:26,321 I'm a... 1303 01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:27,925 male entertainer. 1304 01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:29,411 Oh, yeah. What are we? 1305 01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:31,888 - Male entertainers. - Come on, get it in. 1306 01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,724 Hey! Hold that up! 1307 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:36,360 It's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready? 1308 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:39,126 - Yeah, we're ready. - All right, let's do this. 1309 01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:42,970 Ready? One, two, three. 1310 01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:44,849 Male entertainers. 1311 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,083 We're strippers. We're strippers. 1312 01:29:48,240 --> 01:29:51,801 Whoa! Yes, give it up! 1313 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:56,845 Oh, Men of Steel in the Twilight routine! 1314 01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:03,166 Oh, that was hot! Can I hear y'all say "hot"? 1315 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:05,049 - Hot! - Whoo! 1316 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:08,647 That's a nice Southern welcome. 1317 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,001 All right. 1318 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,007 Now, I know this is not a competition... 1319 01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:18,970 but y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight. 1320 01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,851 One of my all-time favorites... 1321 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:29,688 is making an appearance on this stage after a little while away. 1322 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,083 Magical little dancer. 1323 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:38,206 He's been gone a little while, but he's back. 1324 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:43,244 He has hooked up with the devil himself... 1325 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,366 and he is back tonight with those friends... 1326 01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:53,446 to entertain your beautiful selves. Here they are. 1327 01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:56,285 Reserrection! 1328 01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:03,370 Good evening, friends. 1329 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:06,211 This is what you came here for. 1330 01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:14,045 Liftoff in five, four, three, two, one... 1331 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:16,244 Ignition. 1332 01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:22,650 Hold this. 1333 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:34,244 Just wait until you see what we got coming up. 1334 01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:56,921 Did you like that, ladies? 1335 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,323 Was it good to you? 1336 01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:07,687 Well, just so you know, my name is Rome. 1337 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,962 I'll be your M.C. tonight. 1338 01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:16,604 Now, ladies, do you mind if I refer to you all as queens? 1339 01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:23,966 Because every last one of you up in here is a queen and don't you ever forget it! 1340 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,282 Now, with that being said... 1341 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:32,962 are you ready to be worshiped? 1342 01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:38,127 Are you ready to be exalted? 1343 01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:44,161 Are you ready to meet a special kind of beast... 1344 01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:47,529 that can bring all the beauty out in you? 1345 01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:55,843 Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight. 1346 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,126 Tarzan. 1347 01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:09,681 I don't know about you, queens... 1348 01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:14,880 but I'd let that beast throw whatever he wanted on me any day! 1349 01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:23,090 You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying? 1350 01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:28,847 Have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot. 1351 01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:34,161 Have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no. 1352 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:42,087 And you know how we like our kings to be really, really sweet and really, really... 1353 01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:45,363 hard all at the same time. 1354 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:48,490 Yes, Lord. 1355 01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:52,446 I introduce to you our candy king. 1356 01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:54,364 Tito! 1357 01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:01,808 So seductive 1358 01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,281 I'll take you to the candy shop 1359 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,807 I'll let you lick the lollipop 1360 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:09,122 Go ahead girl, don't you stop 1361 01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:11,726 Keep going till you hit the spot 1362 01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:14,008 I'll take you to the candy shop 1363 01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:16,481 Boy one taste of what I got 1364 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:19,211 I'll have you spending all you got 1365 01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:21,482 Keep going till you hit the spot 1366 01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:23,529 You can have it your way 1367 01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:08,002 Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat? 1368 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:14,962 You know, past those closed doors don't you get tired of everybody trying to tell you... 1369 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,487 what is a "good woman"? 1370 01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:21,641 How a good woman talks? 1371 01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:25,809 How a good woman should be sexed? 1372 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:30,967 Sometimes you just want somebody to ask you what you want and just... 1373 01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,930 give it to you just like that. 1374 01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:39,600 And then whisper in your ear, "How does it feel?" 1375 01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:43,368 I got the king for you, ladies. 1376 01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:44,965 King Ken! 1377 01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:20,644 Girl, it's all on you 1378 01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:24,805 Have it your way 1379 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:30,131 And if you want, you can decide 1380 01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:34,446 And if you'll have me 1381 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:37,763 I can provide 1382 01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:41,402 Everything that you desire 1383 01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:47,245 If you get a feeling 1384 01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:55,966 Feeling that I am feeling, baby 1385 01:38:56,120 --> 01:39:00,682 Won't you come closer, closer 1386 01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:03,650 To me, baby? 1387 01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:10,082 Mmm, then you've already got me Right where you want me, baby 1388 01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:12,288 And I 1389 01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:16,047 I just want to be your man 1390 01:39:18,440 --> 01:39:22,001 How does it feel, baby? 1391 01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:28,970 I wanna know How does it feel? 1392 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:41,962 I wanna know How does it feel, baby? 1393 01:39:44,040 --> 01:39:47,522 Let me take off your clothes And now 1394 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:58,205 How does it How does it 1395 01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:03,481 Let me show you What I'm talking about, baby 1396 01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:06,604 How does it feel, baby? 1397 01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:08,762 Yeah, yeah 1398 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:13,847 How does it feel, baby? Yeah 1399 01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:17,604 I wanna know How does 1400 01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:20,445 How does it feel? 1401 01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:25,966 Y'all give it up for my boy Ken right now, with the pipes. 1402 01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:30,001 Y'all ladies hear those high notes? 1403 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,128 But now on to a more serious subject. 1404 01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:35,125 Dearly beloved... 1405 01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:39,451 we are gathered here in the presence of every male entertainer in the hemisphere. 1406 01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:43,002 Y'all do this every year, and every year you do it well. 1407 01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:46,849 You do it well, that hide and seek, that don't go tell... 1408 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:48,525 It's okay, you can touch. 1409 01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:52,007 ...that every woman in this room deserves. 1410 01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:57,200 And simply because there are so many of you, and so few of us... 1411 01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:59,802 there is something we simply can't give. 1412 01:40:59,960 --> 01:41:03,521 But we're gonna try to tonight. 1413 01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:08,891 Because everybody deserves just... 1414 01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:10,969 a little commitment. 1415 01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:29,366 It's a beautiful night 1416 01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:32,848 We're looking for something dumb to do 1417 01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:35,448 Hey, baby 1418 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,682 I think I wanna marry you 1419 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:42,810 Is it the look in your eyes 1420 01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:46,567 Or is it this dancing juice? 1421 01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:48,848 Who cares, baby 1422 01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:51,691 I think I wanna marry you 1423 01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:55,921 Well, I know a little chapel... 1424 01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:02,364 No one will know 1425 01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:06,848 Come on, girl 1426 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:11,528 Who cares if we're trashed Got a pocket full of cash we can blow 1427 01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:15,365 Shots of Patrón 1428 01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:19,769 And it's on, girl 1429 01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:44,765 You let me violate you 1430 01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:50,609 You let me desecrate you 1431 01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:55,843 You let me penetrate you 1432 01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:00,884 You let me complicate you 1433 01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:04,286 Help me... 1434 01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:12,481 Help me I've got no soul to sell 1435 01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:18,521 Help me The only thing that works for me 1436 01:43:19,080 --> 01:43:21,924 Help me get away from myself 1437 01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:24,048 I want to fuck you... 1438 01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:31,843 I want to feel you from the inside 1439 01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:37,248 I want to fuck you like an animal 1440 01:43:38,000 --> 01:43:40,241 My whole existence is flawed 1441 01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:46,962 You get me closer to God 1442 01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:01,483 Marry me! 1443 01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:06,324 Ravage me! Please! What? 1444 01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:10,085 All right, let's slow it down, ladies. 1445 01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:14,405 We got some serious things to talk about right now! 1446 01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:21,171 All right, is there anybody up in here... 1447 01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:23,522 that ain't on birth control? 1448 01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,166 Oh, no. I'm keeping it real with you, ladies. 1449 01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:33,242 Because there's about to be some grown-woman shit up in here tonight! 1450 01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:37,922 So if you ain't on birth control, we have... 1451 01:44:38,120 --> 01:44:42,205 illuminated exit signs to your left and your right. 1452 01:44:42,520 --> 01:44:43,567 All right? 1453 01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:47,088 But I'm looking for two grown-ass women... 1454 01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:50,562 to deal with these grown-ass men coming to the stage. 1455 01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:52,246 What? 1456 01:44:53,680 --> 01:44:55,205 Ungh. 1457 01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:57,840 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 1458 01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:00,241 I see me a beauty queen right here. 1459 01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:03,244 Zoe. I heard about you. 1460 01:45:03,880 --> 01:45:06,406 I heard you real grown with it. Come here. 1461 01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:08,404 Don't be scared. 1462 01:45:08,560 --> 01:45:12,770 Give her some encouragement, queens. Come on, let's not hate. 1463 01:45:13,080 --> 01:45:15,731 I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her. 1464 01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:18,724 She's the lucky one. She's the lucky one! 1465 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,731 What? Yeah. 1466 01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:26,563 All right, beautiful, have a seat. 1467 01:45:27,080 --> 01:45:30,801 Don't worry. You're going to be well taken care of, I promise. 1468 01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:36,245 These two don't need an introduction. 1469 01:45:55,840 --> 01:45:58,650 Here we are all alone 1470 01:45:58,800 --> 01:46:01,690 You and me, privacy 1471 01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:06,084 And we can do anything Your fantasy 1472 01:46:06,240 --> 01:46:10,962 I wanna make your dreams come true 1473 01:46:11,120 --> 01:46:13,964 Can you hear? She's calling me 1474 01:46:14,120 --> 01:46:17,283 Between your legs Loud and clear 1475 01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:21,286 I wanna talk back to her Make love to her 1476 01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:26,128 I wanna hear you scream my name... 1477 01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:33,488 I'm kissing you Running my fingers through your hair 1478 01:46:33,640 --> 01:46:37,326 In the hallway Making love away beside the stairs 1479 01:46:37,480 --> 01:46:40,723 We can do it anywhere 1480 01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:46,165 Early in the morning's when I think about you 1481 01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:49,369 I hit you like what you sayin' 1482 01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:53,809 And the morning's when I wanna **** you 1483 01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:57,089 Yeah, I hit you like what you sayin' 1484 01:46:57,240 --> 01:46:59,368 I could **** you all the time... 1485 01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:18,044 Face time on the go 1486 01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:20,288 She gave me dome from the distance 1487 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:23,842 She love to climb on top But she love to walk off limping... 1488 01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:52,649 Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monster 1489 01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:56,521 Break your back, crack it open like a lobster 1490 01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:01,927 I kill the pussy, dig a Grave 1491 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:05,681 She grab the wood like grippin' Grain 1492 01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:08,844 I told her put it in my face 1493 01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:10,963 Let it rain, let it rain 1494 01:48:11,120 --> 01:48:14,522 Girl I got a sweet tooth Ain't nothin' sweeter than you 1495 01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:18,127 I'm-a eat it up, beat it up Till you holler out truce 1496 01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:21,762 My bed could be your stage And I'm-a make you a star 1497 01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:27,051 Your legs in the air and my hands all up In your cookie jar, like mmm 1498 01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:29,168 Like an Oreo 1499 01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:33,041 I love to lick the middle like an Oreo Turn it up 1500 01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:36,443 Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo 1501 01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:40,446 I wanna bite it and get inside it Till I get you gone 1502 01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:43,763 Wanna know how I get down? Wanna know how I get down? 1503 01:48:43,920 --> 01:48:47,367 You wonder how I'm the best And how I can do all this with my mouth? 1504 01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:51,570 Wanna know how I get down? Wanna know how I get down? 1505 01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:11,922 I see somebody got their smile back! 1506 01:49:12,080 --> 01:49:13,650 I did.