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I have to finish all this...

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You should go in to steam
the tablecloths for tonight.

3
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I'm going to paint over that
water stain in the ceiling.

4
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Like, this afternoon?

5
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- Five minutes.
- What?

6
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Which paint did you use?

7
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Joy is here?

8
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Go set the table. He must be hungry.

9
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We talk later?

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Hey... Hey.

11
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Thank you for doing this.

12
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You look really pretty right now.

13
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Oh, you like this, this hot Mormon look?

14
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I'm just telling you now in case my mom
says something dumb,

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like you're fat or whatever.

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I thought you said when she says
shit like that, it means she cares.

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- Hi, Evelyn. Mrs. Wang!
- Hey, Mom.

18
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I only cook enough food for three people.
Now I have to cook more.

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It's Joy. She brought Becky.

20
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- Hi.
- Hi, honey!

21
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Hi, Mr. Wang!

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Hi, Becky. Thank you for coming.

23
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Please call me Waymond. Here, sit.

24
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You know,
he doesn't have to stay here.

25
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Who's he?

26
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- Becky.
- Becky's a she.

27
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You know me.
I always mix up he, she.

28
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In Chinese, just one word, ta, so easy.

29
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And the way you two are dressed, I'm sure
I'm not the only one calling him he.

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I mean, her him.

31
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Anyways, my English is fine.
And we have Google.

32
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So you don't have to come
and be a translator.

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You stay here...

34
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- And she can go.
- Look, I honestly think it's weird, okay?

35
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But Becky wants to help.

36
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Right, Becky?

37
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I always learn something when I hang out
with the elderly.

38
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Old people are very wise.

39
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It's okay.

40
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We'll take Gong Gong with us
to the meeting.

41
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You and Becky
can stay here and decorate.

42
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Where is he?
When can I meet him?

43
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Customers. Eat fast.

44
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- Mom.
- What?

45
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Mom, just wait.

46
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Wait? Wait? No time to wait today.

47
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Just please...

48
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Joy, any other time,
I beg you to come and eat,

49
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or call me or anything,
but today, very busy.

50
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- Mom, this is what it's always like...
- Wrong white paint.

51
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I know you haven't always
liked Becky, okay?

52
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- But...
- I like Becky. She is very nice.

53
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You are very lucky...

54
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She's half-Mexican.

55
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No shoes in washer. Broken, you pay.

56
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But Gong Gong, his heart cannot take it,
especially after such a long flight.

57
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You want him to come all the way
from China to die like that?

58
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He's not gonna die.

59
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That's not what I said
when I said I wanted to cook...

60
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- How can I help you?
- Hold on, I can't hear you. Hold on.

61
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- Okay.
- How can I help you?

62
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Yeah, I'm here to pick up some shirts.

63
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- I called, like, three times.
- Okay, give me your ticket.

64
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- Yeah.
- I find for you.

65
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- No, I have the ticket.
- Babe...

66
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She's asking for it
'cause that's the way it works.

67
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They don't read minds.

68
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- Don't fuck with me.
- Then hang up. Thank you.

69
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We've been together for three years. Don't
you think Gong Gong would want to know?

70
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Let him enjoy his party tonight.

71
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You think Becky will get through the party
without introducing herself to him?

72
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- Evelyn!
- Have you met Becky?

73
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Guess whose $20 got eaten
by the machine again?

74
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- Waymond! Customers need you.
- All right, coming.

75
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Evelyn, you know, my wife used to wear
that exact same perfume.

76
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God rest her soul.

77
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Are you coming to the party tonight?

78
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Yeah, I got my ticket right here.

79
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Sorry. It was too crowded here
so I moved some upstairs.

80
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I think the clothes are happier there.

81
00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:08,345
See? They're happier here.

82
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No more Google eyes!

83
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Mom, can we please
talk about Becky?

84
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I still don't know
what his brain is thinking.

85
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Can Becky come tonight or not?

86
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- Stop changing the subject.
- I'm not.

87
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You know, it is like our auditor.
She is a terrible person.

88
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She keeps targeting
the Chinese in the community.

89
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You know, two years of meetings,
she puts a lien on our laundromat,

90
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and you know what your father does?
He brings her cookies.

91
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Every day I fight, I fight.
I fight for all of us.

92
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Every day is a battle here.

93
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Your father, he doesn't care
about the way things are...

94
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I try to make our lives easier
and more simple.

95
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You should have told me earlier.

96
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That's really impressive.

97
00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:18,707
Evelyn, you have to see Rick dance.
Look, he knows all of the moves.

98
00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,670
I can fucking kill myself.

99
00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,338
Did you know Rick
is in community theater?

100
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He wants to be an actor,
just like you did.

101
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<i>Just put your hand</i>

102
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<i>In my hand</i>

103
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<i>And we'll spin through eternity</i>

104
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<i>And away we go</i>

105
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<i>Life can be so delicious</i>

106
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<i>Delicious</i>

107
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I love this!

108
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Rick, you're so terrific.

109
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I just don't know how to be any fucking
clearer. It's like she can choose.

110
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,751
Either you come to the party with me,

111
00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:06,171
and Gong Gong is eternally ashamed
until he forgets it all, and then he dies.

112
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,966
Or you don't come with me,
and then he still dies. What?

113
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,054
- What are you saying?
- That was a joke.

114
00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:17,141
That's not a very funny joke, honey.

115
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- Hey, guys...
- This is only $10.

116
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,269
I thought you people were
very good with math.

117
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,937
- Next time I give you interest.
- Evelyn!

118
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,105
- Mom! Mom!
- You're gonna need it.

119
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,481
- Mom! Mom!
- Actors are very poor.

120
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,482
What?

121
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,951
Waymond! Waymond!

122
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,898
Shit,
how do you say it?

123
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,238
Mom...

124
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,992
You know what actually?
I'm actually not doing that.

125
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,913
And it's like, at this point,
I do not...

126
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,004
It was nice to meet you.

127
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:32,424
Hi.
Give us five star, please.

128
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,550
- Also...
- Oh, my God, she is...

129
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,094
There is a Chinese New Year party tonight.

130
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,930
Open to all the customers
in the community.

131
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:38,847
Thank you.

132
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,557
- Please come and enjoy...
- This is fine.

133
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,185
- The good food and nice music, okay?
- Okay. All right.

134
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,146
- I get you an invite, moment... Please...
- Can you hear this right now?

135
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,066
Joy, wait! Please.
I have something to say to you.

136
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:50,984
What?

137
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,369
You...

138
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,580
You have to try and eat healthier.

139
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,583
You are getting fat.

140
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,634
Evelyn...

141
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,638
Evelyn...

142
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,415
Go, go, go, go! Okay.

143
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:16,088
If I have to think of one
more thing today, my head will explode.

144
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,103
You may be in grave danger.

145
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,563
There's no time to explain. Hold this.

146
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,609
Why are you doing this?

147
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,860
Pay attention.

148
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,779
When we leave this elevator,

149
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,948
you can either turn left towards
your scheduled audit appointment,

150
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,867
or you can turn right,
and go into the janitor's closet.

151
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,372
- Why would I go into the janitor's...
- Not now.

152
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,128
Why you download
all these apps on my phone?

153
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,341
Breathe in. You're gonna feel
a slight pressure in your head.

154
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,154
Hey, baby Joy!

155
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,031
You come back here.

156
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,365
Shut up!

157
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,159
You don't talk to your mother like this.

158
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,536
I'll talk to her how I fucking want!

159
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,007
The moment you are situated
in your meeting,

160
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,509
follow these instructions.

161
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,969
But remember, no one can know.

162
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,764
Don't even talk to me about this
because I won't remember.

163
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,641
But I...

164
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,270
Mental scan complete.

165
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:46,988
Talk to you soon.

166
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,225
Hello.

167
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,897
Mrs. Wang.

168
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,692
Mrs. Wang.

169
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,403
Mrs. Wang, are you with us?

170
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,281
Yes.

171
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,741
Of course. I'm here.

172
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,703
- Just thinking.
- Oh, okay. Well...

173
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,288
I was just hoping...

174
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,915
that you could explain this.

175
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,425
This is a receipt. My receipt.

176
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,472
I... Look...

177
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,809
I was just hoping you could enlighten me

178
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,770
as to how, as a laundromat owner...

179
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,900
a karaoke machine could constitute
a business expense?

180
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,526
I am a singer.

181
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,739
- Of course you are.
- It's true.

182
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,073
She has a beautiful voice.

183
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,202
Evelyn, sing a song for her.

184
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,037
No, no, please.

185
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,496
That will not be necessary.

186
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:24,669
But I will need a separate Schedule C
for each of these businesses,

187
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,756
because based on
what you're trying to deduct,

188
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,842
you're also a novelist and a chef.

189
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,719
Last time, you told me that...

190
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,013
Please.

191
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,181
A teacher,

192
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,601
and a singing coach

193
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,103
and a Watsu technician.

194
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,232
I'm sorry, what... what is Watsu?

195
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,443
It's a water massage.

196
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,863
What's a water massage?

197
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,491
Like for back pain.
You go get a water massage.

198
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,091
What's happening?

199
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,469
Like I'm talking to my ex-husband.

200
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,556
Like I said to you before,
comingling of your...

201
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,640
It's you messing with my head.

202
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:01,641
What's with...

203
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,685
- Don't shh me.
- You got to relax your body.

204
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,688
- Don't...
- Calm down, please.

205
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,440
Calm down.

206
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:12,444
Relax your body
in the other universe. Please.

207
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,528
These deductions
at your place of business.

208
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,072
Go into auto-pilot.

209
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,991
You can't then deduct it
if it's an off...

210
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,119
Good. Good.

211
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,538
They don't know you and I
are in this universe yet,

212
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,457
so hopefully I'll have
some time to explain.

213
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,335
I'm not your husband.
At least not the one you know.

214
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:31,296
I'm another version of him
from another life path, another universe.

215
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,007
I'm here because we need your help.

216
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,719
Very busy today.
No time to help you.

217
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,473
There's a great evil
that has taken root in my world

218
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,476
and has begun spreading its chaos
throughout the many 'verses.

219
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,436
I have spent years searching for the one

220
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,773
who might be able to match to this great
evil with an even greater good,

221
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,608
and bring back balance.

222
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,818
All those years of searching
have brought me here,

223
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,653
- to this universe.
- Mrs. Wang...

224
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,821
- To you.
- Hello...

225
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,531
I know it's a lot
to take in right now.

226
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,824
- Got to do it.
- Mrs. Wang.

227
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,159
Hello?

228
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,080
Look, I'm sure
you have a lot on your mind,

229
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,958
but I cannot imagine
anything mattering more

230
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:14,339
than the conversation we are now having
concerning your tax liability.

231
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,093
Need I remind you that there is
already a lien on your property?

232
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,053
Repossession is well
within our rights.

233
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,764
I know. I am paying attention.

234
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,270
Do you see these?

235
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,777
You don't get one of these
unless you've seen a lot of bullshit.

236
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,320
Excuse my French.

237
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,906
Now you may...

238
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,742
only see a pile of boring forms
and numbers,

239
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,828
but I see a story.

240
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,457
With nothing but a stack of receipts,

241
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,877
I can trace the ups and downs
of your lives.

242
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,339
And it does not look good.

243
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:01,261
It does not look good.

244
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,514
But...

245
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,601
Sorry, my wife confuses
her hobbies for businesses.

246
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,103
An honest mistake.

247
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,314
Oh, okay.

248
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,401
Well, with all of these...

249
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,113
honest mistakes,

250
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,324
I mean, even if we don't charge you
with fraud,

251
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,996
we'll most certainly have to fine you
for gross negligence.

252
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,792
You're always trying to confuse us
with these big words.

253
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,755
I thought you were going to bring
your daughter

254
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,508
to help you translate.

255
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,178
- I am going to bring my...
- Hey!

256
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,889
- Sorry, she was going to come.
- Evelyn!

257
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,098
Evelyn! Are you paying attention?

258
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,433
- Oh, really?
- I cannot talk now.

259
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,018
She's too busy to help her parents?
I see what she...

260
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,936
Unless you can help me with my taxes.

261
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,897
What is gross necklaces?

262
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,107
I know you have a lot of things
on your mind,

263
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,859
but nothing could possibly matter more

264
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,944
than this conversation
we are having right now

265
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,573
concerning the fate of every single world
of our infinite multiverse.

266
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,658
Where's the respect for elders?

267
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,414
My dear Evelyn, I know you.

268
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,666
With every passing moment,

269
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:17,462
you fear you might have missed your chance
to make something of your life.

270
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,090
I'm here to tell you every rejection,

271
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,385
every disappointment has led you here,

272
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,971
to this moment.

273
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,390
Don't let anything distract you from it.

274
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,566
Do you think this is funny?

275
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,656
So, what will it be?

276
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,621
Our time here is up.

277
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,665
- They're going to kill us.
- What?

278
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,043
Do you think you can give us more time
so we can redo all this?

279
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,170
Do not worry,
this is just a burner universe

280
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,256
we're using for communication.

281
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,883
You will know when it is time to fight.

282
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:06,386
You want to redo...
You're going to re-submit?

283
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,137
I will be in contact soon.

284
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,224
I think my other husband is
messing up the audit.

285
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,685
Maybe we could look at
all the receipts again and...

286
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:16,312
Evelyn.

287
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,064
Trust no one.

288
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,412
Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No!

289
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,421
Oh, dear Lord.

290
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,301
Okay. Everything okay.

291
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,345
I think I forget something at home.

292
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,431
Sit down.

293
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,314
I think I'm going to regret this.

294
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:11,868
You can go.

295
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,496
What?

296
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,711
You...
You will have...

297
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:25,798
You will have until I leave the office
tonight to bring everything in.

298
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:27,300
6 p.m.

299
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:29,886
Last chance.

300
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,096
- Oh, tomorrow is better.
- Thank you. Thank you.

301
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,389
Thank you. 6:00 p.m.

302
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,474
- Thank you so much.
- 6 p.m.

303
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,808
Thank you for the cookies.

304
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,645
They look delicious.

305
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,817
- Last chance.
- Have a nice day.

306
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,945
Last chance.

307
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,295
Oh, no.

308
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,839
Evelyn! Evelyn!

309
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,726
So, you know about this?

310
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:29,320
It was you.
Like, you was in the elevator.

311
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,283
I was in the elevator.

312
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,535
Come back next week.

313
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:49,549
I'm not ready to fight.

314
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,386
I'm not ready to fight.

315
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,804
Maybe we don't have a choice.

316
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,972
What?

317
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,200
Switch shoes to... what!

318
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,620
Someone call security!

319
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,247
What are you doing?

320
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,749
You told me to do it!

321
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,587
You said I would know when it is the time
to fight! She was coming after us.

322
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:32,925
Oh, you have no idea, lady.

323
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,179
Assaulting an IRS agent.

324
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,474
You have no idea!

325
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,523
Dissolution of marriage?

326
00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,651
Yes, I'm on the tenth floor.

327
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:52,570
No...

328
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,490
No, it wasn't...

329
00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,667
Your brother gets a divorce,

330
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:09,337
now you think divorce is okay?

331
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,088
I don't think it's okay!

332
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,510
We made a sacred promise.

333
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,935
I told you
to stay low and out of sight.

334
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,189
Oh, now you're here?

335
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,192
Stop confusing me, coming and going.

336
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,236
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop...
- Relax. I'll get you out of this.

337
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,571
Stop coming here.

338
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:38,574
Okay, folks. Everyone remain calm.

339
00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:39,992
Oh, thank... thank God.

340
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,703
It's that one right there.
The Chinese lady!

341
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:45,206
- No! It's all his fault!
- Right there, she assaulted me.

342
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,042
Okay, I need you two to get on the ground
with your hands behind your heads.

343
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,585
Okay, okay, okay.

344
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:58,886
Sir, please comply.

345
00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:24,036
Okay, whatever you're thinking
about doing, don't do it.

346
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:37,884
Sir...

347
00:28:58,571 --> 00:28:59,655
It's okay.

348
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,326
Okay, sir. That's enough.

349
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,532
Holy shit.

350
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,122
Hey.

351
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,676
Oh, no, Craig! Fuck.

352
00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:07,825
On your feet!

353
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:10,453
Who... What is happening?

354
00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,498
I'm not the Waymond
who wants to divorce you.

355
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,000
I'm the Waymond
who is saving your life.

356
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,003
Now, you can either come with me and live
up to your ultimate potential,

357
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,671
or lie here and live
with the consequences.

358
00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:22,048
I want to lie here.

359
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,927
Hey, hey, hey, no, no!
Put me down! No, no!

360
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:46,530
Citizens of the 4,655th Thetaverse,

361
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:48,783
you are about to be graced

362
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:52,578
by the presence of our sovereign leader,

363
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,163
Jobu Tupaki.

364
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:59,418
Now let me assure you of one thing.

365
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:01,504
Just like the rest
of your miserable lives,

366
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:06,300
this is nothing more
than a statistical inevitability.

367
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,388
Duck.

368
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:12,598
Duck.

369
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:15,351
Duck...

370
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:19,939
Jobu Tupaki has seen all
and knows all.

371
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,942
She knows what makes you tick.

372
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:27,029
On what fragile branches
your self-worth rests.

373
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:29,949
This one.

374
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:43,587
Hang on.

375
00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:46,090
Don't die yet, all right, buddy?

376
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,149
It's not her.

377
00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:06,152
Police are looking for all information.
This is a developing story.

378
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,820
- What we do know...
- They might be close.

379
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,114
We do have unconfirmed
photos of the suspects.

380
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,868
An unidentified man went
berserk at the regional office

381
00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:16,620
for the Internal Revenue Service
in Simi Valley this morning.

382
00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:18,164
Police aren't releasing any information...

383
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,499
- Is that where your parents are?
- This is a developing story.

384
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,334
- But we do have unconfirmed...
- Are you okay?

385
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:23,419
Photos of the suspects.

386
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:24,962
- If you recognize them...
- Hey!

387
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,046
Are you okay?

388
00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:28,215
Help identify them.

389
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,466
Joy?

390
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,762
If you recognize these two,

391
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,015
police are seeking help
identifying the assailants.

392
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,358
My husband won't even kill a spider.

393
00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:48,444
How can you be the same person?

394
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,446
You underestimate
how the smallest decisions

395
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,073
can compound into significant
differences over a lifetime.

396
00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:56,952
Every tiny decision creates another
branching universe, another...

397
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,621
Were you not paying attention before?

398
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,873
Of course.
You're just very bad at explaining...

399
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,005
Don't push me.

400
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,301
Oh, my God!
We have to go back.

401
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,510
We forgot my father!

402
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:16,180
Don't worry, we're monitoring him.
He's safe.

403
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,514
- I don't know, are you sure?
- Yes.

404
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,934
There is a route out there.

405
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:21,644
Hey, look, come on!

406
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,938
Look, this is your universe,

407
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:26,982
one bubble floating
in the cosmic foam of existence.

408
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,777
Every surrounding bubble
has slight variations.

409
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,154
But the further away
you get from your universe,

410
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,823
the bigger the differences.
This is where I am from...

411
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,076
The Alphaverse.

412
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:40,663
The first universe to make
contact with the others.

413
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,915
You can call me Alpha Waymond.

414
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:50,714
In this world, you were a brilliant woman.

415
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:53,842
In your search to prove the existence
of other universes,

416
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:57,012
you discovered a way
to temporarily link your consciousness

417
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:58,764
to another version of yourself,

418
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:03,185
accessing all of their memories,
their skills, even their emotions.

419
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:07,398
- Like... you with the fanny pack?
- Exactly.

420
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,776
- It's called 'Verse Jumping.
- 'Verse Jumping.

421
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:13,404
I need you to learn
how to do it right now.

422
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:14,780
Right now?

423
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:18,325
It may be our only chance
of getting out of here alive.

424
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,046
Two guards coming this way.

425
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,132
On my signal, try to blend in.

426
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:38,595
Why don't you get your Evelyn to do this?

427
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:40,639
My Evelyn is dead.

428
00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:42,266
Go! Oh, my God!

429
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,350
Oh, my God, what is going on?

430
00:35:43,434 --> 00:35:45,060
Help us! Help us!

431
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,071
How did I die?

432
00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:59,158
I've seen you die a thousand ways
in a thousand worlds.

433
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,454
In every single one, you were murdered.

434
00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:06,332
What?
Why would anybody want to kill me?

435
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,709
She's an omniversal being
with unimaginable power.

436
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,171
An agent of pure chaos,
with no real motives or desires.

437
00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,924
- Jobu Tupaki.
- You're just making up sounds.

438
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,056
We need another exit.

439
00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:27,186
So, let her destroy the other bubbles.
You said there are so many of them.

440
00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:30,939
Maybe it's okay if we lose some,
but just leave me out of it.

441
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,652
It's not so simple.

442
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,407
She's been building something.

443
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,286
We thought it was
some sort of black hole,

444
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:48,165
but it appears to consume
more than just light and matter.

445
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,250
We don't know exactly what it is.

446
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,461
We don't know what it's for.

447
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,963
But we can all feel it.

448
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,634
You've been feeling it too, haven't you?

449
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,427
Something is off.

450
00:37:00,511 --> 00:37:03,639
Your clothes never wear
as well the next day.

451
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,849
Your hair never falls
in quite the same way.

452
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,061
Even your coffee tastes...

453
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,270
wrong.

454
00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:14,733
Our institutions are crumbling,

455
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:17,653
nobody trusts their neighbor anymore,

456
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,571
and you stay up at night
wondering to yourself...

457
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:21,573
How can we get back?

458
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:27,413
This is the Alphaverse's mission...

459
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:29,790
to take us back
to how it's supposed to be.

460
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,709
But that begins with finding the one

461
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:36,004
who can stand up to Jobu's
perverse shroud of chaos.

462
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,842
And you think it's me?

463
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:43,095
Why else would we risk everything
to get you out of here?

464
00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:55,441
Oh, there you are.

465
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:58,068
Oh, Miss Deirdre!

466
00:37:58,152 --> 00:38:00,237
I'm sorry I punched you, but...

467
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:04,616
Look, I think I finally understand why...

468
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,620
What is she doing?

469
00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,205
'Verse jumping. Run!

470
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:20,966
Come on.

471
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:24,344
Go! Go! Go!

472
00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:26,180
Oh, God.

473
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,975
She jumped somewhere. Brute force.

474
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,185
A sumo wrestler?

475
00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,644
- Bodybuilder?
- Doesn't matter.

476
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:34,188
Counter with someone agile.

477
00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:36,857
On your perimeter, we've got
a breakdancer, mime.

478
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,358
- A gymnast.
- Give me gymnast! Go!

479
00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:39,693
Calculating route.

480
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:45,240
Okay, paper cuts.
Four of them, one between each finger.

481
00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:52,915
Paper cuts only happen when you
aren't trying. It's impossible.

482
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,500
Probability, one in eight thousand.

483
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:57,044
It's the strongest jumping pad we have.

484
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,089
- What are you doing?
- Come on.

485
00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,139
There we go, one.

486
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,185
There's two.

487
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,023
Three. All right.
Come on, come on, come on.

488
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,274
Stick with me.

489
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,777
Come on.

490
00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,538
Four! There it is. Come on, jump.

491
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,466
Is that pro wrestling?

492
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,677
She's going for a backbreaker!

493
00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:18,375
- She's gotta run.
- No.

494
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,544
She can jump.
Somewhere she can fight.

495
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,297
She's not ready.
A jump like that would fry most people.

496
00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:26,675
She's not most people.

497
00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:31,972
Damn, what a weak body.

498
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:42,649
Hello?

499
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:45,027
Evelyn!
Can you hear me?

500
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,486
You're going to have to 'versejump.

501
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,904
'Verse jump?

502
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,125
Hello...

503
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,253
Concentrate on a universe
in which you studied martial arts.

504
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:14,348
Okay, I'm locking in.

505
00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:18,060
Calculations complete.
Profess your love.

506
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,396
You're gonna have
to profess your love to Deirdre.

507
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,316
- No way.
- It's your jumping pad.

508
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,485
It's like eating the chapstick
or switching shoes.

509
00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:30,697
We developed an algorithm that calculates
which statistically improbable action

510
00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:33,617
will place you in a universe
on the edge of your local cluster,

511
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,703
which then sling shots you
to the desired universe.

512
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,706
It doesn't make any sense!

513
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,416
Exactly.

514
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,543
The less sense it makes, the better.

515
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:46,963
The stochastic path algorithm
is fueled by random actions.

516
00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:49,216
Tell her you love her. And mean it!

517
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,551
Are there any other jumping pads?

518
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,306
The next best paths are break
your own arm or take a nap.

519
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,058
You're not sleepy, are you?

520
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,814
I love you.

521
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:05,857
Jumping pad failure.

522
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:07,192
Evelyn, wait! No!

523
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,201
No.

524
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,203
She's in a local divergent universe.

525
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,204
No, no, no.

526
00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:21,581
She's gone home...

527
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,459
to finish the taxes.

528
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,734
This doesn't make any sense.

529
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,360
Think about it.

530
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,241
You always get pulled away.

531
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:06,001
Waymond! Waymond!

532
00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:10,922
I'm sorry, Evelyn.

533
00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:12,507
I need to go.

534
00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:13,967
What?

535
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:16,052
I need to find the right Evelyn.

536
00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,387
And this one...

537
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,681
it's not the one.

538
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:21,975
No! No. Wait, let me try again!

539
00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:25,687
Alpha Waymond.

540
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:27,564
Evelyn?

541
00:43:33,904 --> 00:43:35,489
What's happened to my hand?

542
00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:43,038
Go, go, go, go!

543
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,042
Evelyn, your face.

544
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,629
You just left me. You just left me.

545
00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:34,881
Waymond...

546
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,385
Miss Deirdre?

547
00:44:38,468 --> 00:44:40,262
- I love you!
- What?

548
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,348
I love you!

549
00:44:48,478 --> 00:44:49,563
I love you!

550
00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:08,123
I love you!

551
00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:38,945
Evelyn!

552
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,348
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

553
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,774
Oh, I'm so happy to be here today.

554
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,276
- Evelyn!
- Evelyn!

555
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,444
Evelyn!

556
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,378
Why did you... How?

557
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:31,850
It was beautiful.

558
00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:45,655
Waymond.

559
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:48,783
We better keep moving.

560
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,286
Now you've definitely got
Jobu's attention. Come on.

561
00:48:03,465 --> 00:48:05,175
Stay calm.

562
00:48:05,258 --> 00:48:07,969
Your brain is under
an incredible amount of stress.

563
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:10,430
No, let me finish
talking with my husband.

564
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:13,141
He needs to know how good
my life could have been.

565
00:48:14,768 --> 00:48:17,854
- Evelyn... Evelyn!
- Evelyn!

566
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,276
Are you with me?

567
00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:26,237
I thought I was disconnected.

568
00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,822
Why was I still there?

569
00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:30,825
Your mind, it's like a clay pot
holding water.

570
00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:33,495
Every jump opens another crack
causing things to leak through.

571
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,414
With training, you will learn
to reseal these cracks.

572
00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:40,418
Eat. You need energy.

573
00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:44,339
Cream cheese.

574
00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:51,429
In my universe,
the cattle were killed off.

575
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:54,182
One of the many things we've lost
in our war against Jobu.

576
00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:59,020
Oh, my God.

577
00:48:59,104 --> 00:49:01,231
What if...

578
00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:02,941
What if I want to go back?

579
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:06,611
What if I want to go back
to the other universe?

580
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,114
Shut it down!
Shut it down, you hear me?!

581
00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:11,241
- Come back!
- Okay! Okay! Okay!

582
00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:13,326
I'm back!

583
00:49:15,078 --> 00:49:18,581
Listen, you're only using the other worlds
to acquire special skills.

584
00:49:18,665 --> 00:49:19,916
Do you understand?

585
00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:23,753
If you fall for their temptations,
you invite contradiction. Chaos.

586
00:49:23,837 --> 00:49:26,297
Your clay pot could shatter,
and you could die,

587
00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,341
or far worse.

588
00:49:29,509 --> 00:49:31,219
What can be worse than death?

589
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:34,764
We should keep moving
until reinforcements come.

590
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,641
No, no, no.

591
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:40,937
Enough of your clay pots,
cream cheese, no cows.

592
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:43,439
Explain it all to me now.

593
00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:49,612
You're right.

594
00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,949
In the Alphaverse,

595
00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:56,286
we began training many
young minds to 'verse jump.

596
00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:59,581
But there was one who was far
and above the most gifted...

597
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,666
Our little explorer.

598
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,793
You saw her potential,

599
00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:06,921
so you pushed her beyond her limit.

600
00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,592
Unstable.

601
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,137
Though the overloaded mind usually dies,

602
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,931
instead, her mind was fractured.

603
00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:19,392
Unstable.

604
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,019
Mind fracturing.

605
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,109
Now her mind
experiences every world,

606
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,569
every possibility

607
00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:31,654
at the same exact time,

608
00:50:31,738 --> 00:50:34,908
commanding the infinite knowledge
and power of the multiverse.

609
00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:37,410
Now she's seen too much.

610
00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:40,622
Lost any sense of morality,
any belief in objective truth.

611
00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:43,958
What does she want?

612
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:47,253
No one knows. All we know...

613
00:50:47,337 --> 00:50:49,756
is she's looking for you.

614
00:50:54,344 --> 00:50:57,847
Hey, you said I was the wrong one.

615
00:50:57,931 --> 00:51:01,809
What you did back there,
it changed my mind.

616
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:03,937
You were incredible.

617
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:41,099
Waymond.

618
00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:08,126
Of course.

619
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,519
Evelyn! Come back!

620
00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:26,602
Evelyn! Come back!

621
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,186
Evelyn! Come back!

622
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:29,105
Evelyn!
Jump to another combat universe!

623
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,189
Try peeing yourself!

624
00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:31,983
- Pee?!
- It's always a good jumping pad.

625
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,864
Come on, wake up! Wake up!

626
00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:39,407
What did you do to me?

627
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,118
- Did you staple something to my forehead?
- No! I didn't do anything.

628
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,162
- You did it yourself.
- Movement on the elevator.

629
00:52:44,245 --> 00:52:46,080
- Did you call for backup?
- I did not do it to myself!

630
00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:47,790
- You call?
- It has blood on it!

631
00:52:47,874 --> 00:52:51,669
We've detained the assailants.
No backup was requested.

632
00:52:51,753 --> 00:52:53,212
You guys are wasting a trip up.
Copy?

633
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:57,842
Oh, no! She found us.

634
00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:00,470
I said, do you copy?

635
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,683
Clear them.

636
00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:31,000
Joy?

637
00:53:31,084 --> 00:53:32,960
Why do you look so stupid?

638
00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:34,045
Ma'am...

639
00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:38,716
you and your pig can't be here.

640
00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:48,893
Is it that I can't be here,

641
00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:55,149
- or that I'm not allowed to be here?
- Hey!

642
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,694
Okay...

643
00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:01,239
- Hands where I can see them.
- See, I can...

644
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:02,740
physically be here.

645
00:54:04,367 --> 00:54:08,621
But what you meant to say is
you're not allowing me to be here.

646
00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:12,834
Hands behind your back, come on.

647
00:54:15,545 --> 00:54:17,839
You're gonna make me walk through you?

648
00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,800
Yeah, cute.
I can't let you do that either.

649
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:23,344
Yeah, again with the can't!

650
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:28,683
See, I don't think you understand
the meaning of that word.

651
00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:41,779
See, I can walk through you.

652
00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:43,156
- Officer down.
- No, no! Don't shoot.

653
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,449
- Hands on your head.
- Don't shoot!

654
00:54:44,532 --> 00:54:45,616
Like this?

655
00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:06,345
Waymond. Wake up!

656
00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:07,430
- Wake up!
- Daddy!

657
00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:11,267
Oh, no!

658
00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:18,274
Oh, shit.

659
00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:25,823
- No!
- Oh, no!

660
00:55:25,907 --> 00:55:28,659
Don't worry, Evelyn...

661
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:31,954
It's...

662
00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:33,331
Organic.

663
00:55:48,429 --> 00:55:50,056
Oh, my God.

664
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,267
You...

665
00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:02,276
You're Juju Toobootie.

666
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,365
The great evil Waymond
was talking about

667
00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:10,243
is in my Joy?

668
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,207
Don't engage.

669
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,917
She can't be reasoned with.

670
00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:29,470
It's you.

671
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:33,683
You're the reason my daughter
doesn't call anymore.

672
00:56:33,766 --> 00:56:37,311
Why she dropped out of college,
and gets tattoos.

673
00:56:39,564 --> 00:56:40,565
You...

674
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,193
are why she thinks she is gay.

675
00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:47,947
I'm so sorry.

676
00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:52,952
You're still hung up on the fact
that I like girls in this world?

677
00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:57,081
The universe...

678
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:02,128
is so much bigger than you realize.

679
00:57:06,716 --> 00:57:07,967
Okay!

680
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:09,927
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

681
00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:11,095
Stop!

682
00:57:15,308 --> 00:57:17,643
Don't make me fight you.

683
00:57:17,727 --> 00:57:19,520
I am really good.

684
00:57:19,604 --> 00:57:21,564
I don't believe you.

685
00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:22,565
Okay.

686
00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:37,663
Nice.

687
00:57:37,747 --> 00:57:39,248
You peed yourself.

688
00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:43,252
No, Evelyn, you're not locked in!

689
00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:56,182
Where did she jump?

690
00:57:57,183 --> 00:57:58,351
She's off the damn map.

691
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,107
<i>- Flap your hands...
- My hands...</i>

692
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,401
She appears to be in a universe

693
00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:11,656
where everyone has
hot dogs instead of fingers.

694
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:15,743
I mean, it just doesn't matter how many
times I see it, I'm so moved.

695
00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:19,747
Stop it!

696
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:23,459
An evolutionary branch in the anatomy
of the human race?

697
00:58:36,764 --> 00:58:39,392
A jump like that
would've fried most people.

698
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:43,229
Like I said, she's not most people.

699
00:58:43,312 --> 00:58:45,356
Don't...
Why are you treating me like this?

700
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:46,982
One minute, you're so warm,

701
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:49,402
then one minute, you're cold and awful.

702
00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:55,783
- This is crazy!
- You're starting to get it.

703
00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:58,828
Where're you gonna go?

704
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,213
You know,
of all the Evelyns I've seen...

705
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:13,384
you're definitely one
of the more interesting ones.

706
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:17,930
What do you want from me?

707
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,521
Here.

708
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:33,654
Let me help you open up your mind, huh?

709
00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:45,666
Open up.

710
00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,003
It's okay.

711
00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,132
It's okay.

712
00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:55,593
Take a peek.

713
01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:13,402
Oh, shit.

714
01:00:13,486 --> 01:00:15,196
What is that?

715
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:16,822
I got bored one day,

716
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:20,034
and I put everything on a bagel.

717
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,580
Everything.

718
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:28,709
All my hopes and dreams,
my old report cards,

719
01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:30,127
every breed of dog,

720
01:00:30,211 --> 01:00:32,838
every last personal ad on Craigslist.

721
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:35,633
Sesame.

722
01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,218
Poppy seed.

723
01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:39,428
Salt.

724
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,140
And it collapsed in on itself.

725
01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:47,561
'Cause you see,
when you really put everything

726
01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:49,271
on a bagel,

727
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:51,816
it becomes this.

728
01:00:51,899 --> 01:00:53,567
Come on. Run, Evelyn.

729
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,070
The truth.

730
01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:00,658
What is the truth?

731
01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:04,036
Nothing

732
01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:07,206
matters.

733
01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:12,002
No, Joy.

734
01:01:12,086 --> 01:01:14,088
You don't believe that.

735
01:01:15,381 --> 01:01:17,383
Feels nice, doesn't it?

736
01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:22,304
If nothing matters,

737
01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:24,390
then all the pain and guilt you feel

738
01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:26,684
for making nothing of your life...

739
01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:30,104
it goes away.

740
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:36,402
Sucked...

741
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,531
into...

742
01:01:43,993 --> 01:01:45,828
a bagel.

743
01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:50,249
No!

744
01:02:00,676 --> 01:02:01,510
Ah ba?

745
01:02:01,594 --> 01:02:03,429
I'm not your father.

746
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:05,639
At least not the one you know.

747
01:02:05,723 --> 01:02:07,683
I am Alpha Gong Gong.

748
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,643
Not you too.

749
01:02:12,563 --> 01:02:14,690
Sir, what are you doing here?

750
01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:17,109
We need to go. Just follow me.

751
01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:34,418
Sir,
I have this under control.

752
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:37,046
Again,
you deliberately disobey me,

753
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:40,716
and cause another mind
to be compromised.

754
01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:48,057
And now, you know what we must do.

755
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,517
No. Please.

756
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,353
She's unlike anything we've seen.

757
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,064
She could finally stop Jobu Tupaki.

758
01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:58,067
You mean the monster
that is inside my daughter?

759
01:02:58,150 --> 01:03:00,361
Well, why didn't you tell me
about it earlier?

760
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,030
What else are you Alpha people
not telling me?

761
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:05,199
Did you see her dance that man to death?

762
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:09,536
There is no way I am the Evelyn
you are looking for.

763
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,997
No, I see it so clearly.

764
01:03:12,081 --> 01:03:13,707
See what?

765
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,628
I'm no good at anything.

766
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,588
Exactly.

767
01:03:19,672 --> 01:03:21,924
I've seen thousands of Evelyns,

768
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,551
but never a Evelyn like you.

769
01:03:24,635 --> 01:03:27,429
You have so many goals
you never finished,

770
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:30,015
dreams you never followed.

771
01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:32,434
You're living your worst you.

772
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,773
I can't be the worst.
What about the hot dog one?

773
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:40,192
No. Can't you see?

774
01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:41,485
Every failure here

775
01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:44,989
branched off into a success
for another Evelyn in another life.

776
01:03:45,072 --> 01:03:50,077
Most people only have a few significant
alternate life paths so close to them.

777
01:03:51,078 --> 01:03:52,830
But you, here,

778
01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:56,041
you're capable of anything

779
01:03:56,125 --> 01:03:58,544
because you're so bad at everything.

780
01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:04,758
What good is all that power

781
01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:09,138
when her mind is already succumbing
to that chaos, huh?

782
01:04:09,221 --> 01:04:12,016
Hello?

783
01:04:12,099 --> 01:04:13,600
Hello? Mom, Dad? What's going on?

784
01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:16,311
No. Do not answer.

785
01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:18,772
It's one of her tricks.

786
01:04:18,856 --> 01:04:21,734
Sir, our readings indicate
it's not Jobu Tupaki.

787
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:24,862
But if she is not here...

788
01:04:28,032 --> 01:04:29,033
Oh, shit!

789
01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,706
Do not engage! Run! Run!

790
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:38,459
Watch these two here
while I deal with Jobu.

791
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:41,795
I'm not risking the safety
of the Alphaverse for this.

792
01:04:46,467 --> 01:04:48,469
Get us as far away
from Joy as you can.

793
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:49,928
- Why?
- I'll be back. I promise.

794
01:04:50,012 --> 01:04:51,138
No, no, no, wait.
Why don't you...

795
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:55,059
- Hello?
- Joy?

796
01:04:55,142 --> 01:04:56,435
- No, no... That's not...
- Joy is here.

797
01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:57,686
- No, no, no, that's not Joy.
- Hello?

798
01:04:57,770 --> 01:05:01,273
- Joy? Joy, I'm coming.
- Let me in.

799
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,109
Okay, be patient.
This is heavy.

800
01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:08,197
- Joy, why are you here?
- I have no fucking clue!

801
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,616
- Hey, gentle language!
- Just what is going on?

802
01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:13,160
I'm sure there is a very good
explanation for all of this...

803
01:05:15,454 --> 01:05:16,705
What the fuck, mom?

804
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:19,625
What the fuck are you doing?

805
01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:30,094
But she's too powerful.

806
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,430
Are we all having a stroke?

807
01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:45,150
You are like puppets.

808
01:05:45,234 --> 01:05:46,401
You know? Puppets?

809
01:05:46,485 --> 01:05:49,446
You can do things you normally cannot do.

810
01:05:49,530 --> 01:05:51,073
It's like that movie.

811
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:53,450
You... That movie...

812
01:05:53,534 --> 01:05:54,785
Okay, what are you talking about?

813
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,537
- A movie?
- Raccaccoonie!

814
01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:57,663
What?

815
01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,832
Raccaccoonie. You know,
the one with the chef...

816
01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:02,543
And he makes bad food. Ptoey.

817
01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,753
And then this raccoon sit on his head,

818
01:06:04,837 --> 01:06:08,799
ooh, control him,
and then he cooks good food!

819
01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:10,926
Do you mean Ratatouille?

820
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:12,511
Ratatouille! I like that movie.

821
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:14,805
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Raccaccoonie!

822
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:15,973
With the raccoon.

823
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,683
- Okay...
- Raccoon?

824
01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:19,518
Everybody
stop making up sounds.

825
01:06:19,601 --> 01:06:22,646
So, there's a raccoon Joy,
and there's a raccoon me?

826
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,314
And they are controlling us?

827
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:26,233
Yeah, from the other universes.

828
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:30,237
- Okay.
- That's very funny, Evelyn.

829
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:34,199
Okay, it sounds a little bit
ridiculous, but it's true.

830
01:06:34,283 --> 01:06:36,368
I swear to God,
you... you are macho man.

831
01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:37,911
- I like that!
- Oh, yeah.

832
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:42,708
Hey, honey, don't worry,
daddy will get you out of this.

833
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,042
- Okay.
- Ah ba.

834
01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:47,796
Quickly, while she is distracted.

835
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,340
- No.
- It's only protocol.

836
01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:53,260
It gives her one less universe to access.

837
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:54,636
God...

838
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,430
- Can you...
- Oh, it's Becky.

839
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,098
Hi, Becky. Hold on.

840
01:06:58,182 --> 01:07:00,142
How do you expect to defeat her
in every universe

841
01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:01,768
if you can't even kill her in one?

842
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:05,189
- Hey, babe.
- She's your granddaughter.

843
01:07:06,190 --> 01:07:08,859
- I'm wearing a golf outfit.
- How do you think I feel?

844
01:07:10,027 --> 01:07:13,947
But this is a sacrifice that is necessary
to win the war.

845
01:07:14,031 --> 01:07:16,491
- Okay, there we go.
- You might try using that.

846
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,372
You must do it.

847
01:07:23,624 --> 01:07:24,625
Go.

848
01:07:25,626 --> 01:07:27,544
Thank God. I'm sorry,
I should just go.

849
01:07:27,628 --> 01:07:29,546
- Glad I spoke to you.
- Go.

850
01:07:29,630 --> 01:07:31,715
Yeah, my Mom taped me to a chair,

851
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:34,301
because of raccoons.

852
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,053
- Okay, be patient.
- Yeah, it's a long story.

853
01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:37,888
- Daddy is trying to...
- It's been a day.

854
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:41,141
Well, at some point,
I came out in a hall...

855
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:46,730
Mom?

856
01:07:58,116 --> 01:07:59,117
What are you...

857
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:03,497
What are you doing?

858
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,127
Hey! I almost had it.

859
01:08:09,211 --> 01:08:10,712
Oh, come on!

860
01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:12,005
You are already under her spell.

861
01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:14,424
Holy shit! Holy shit, he has a gun!

862
01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:16,927
Everyone, stay calm!
I think it's time for a family discussion!

863
01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:19,513
It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.

864
01:08:22,975 --> 01:08:24,559
I won't let you kill her.

865
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,855
Don't you see what is happening
to your mind?

866
01:08:30,065 --> 01:08:31,942
In my universe,

867
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:36,113
you pushed your own daughter
too hard until you broke her.

868
01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:38,782
You...

869
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:42,077
You created Jobu Tupaki.

870
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,662
When did he get
so good at English?

871
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:46,999
Now I must stop you.

872
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,126
Otherwise, it's only a matter of time

873
01:08:49,209 --> 01:08:53,213
before you become just like her.

874
01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:56,758
Just

875
01:08:56,842 --> 01:08:58,218
like

876
01:08:58,302 --> 01:08:59,469
her...

877
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,021
What the fuck are you doing?

878
01:09:09,104 --> 01:09:11,690
Evelyn, I don't think now
is a good time to dance!

879
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,486
Bàba,

880
01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,155
I know you don't agree with me,

881
01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:19,906
but this is something I have to do.

882
01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,533
- What the...
- That sounds weird.

883
01:09:21,616 --> 01:09:23,410
No, no, no...

884
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:24,578
Okay.

885
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,538
Wait!
You don't know where you'll jump.

886
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,168
Enough!

887
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,379
Warning. Unstable.

888
01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:46,767
Please.

889
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,562
I cannot lose another
loved one to the darkness.

890
01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:54,191
Don't worry, you won't.

891
01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:09,164
Hey,

892
01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:10,957
clean up in there, all right?

893
01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:16,380
Where did she jump?

894
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:17,464
Sorry, ah ba.

895
01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:22,761
Okay, come on, come on!

896
01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:24,721
- Come on, that way!
- Oh, my God.

897
01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:26,807
- Oh, my God!
- Come on, come on!

898
01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,769
Warning, mind fracturing.

899
01:10:30,852 --> 01:10:34,314
Send every jumper
with a counterpart in the area.

900
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,650
Now!

901
01:10:37,651 --> 01:10:40,612
Once again,
the Alphaverse finds itself

902
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:44,783
as the last line of defense
against total chaos.

903
01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:49,037
Be brave. This Evelyn
is as stubborn as the others.

904
01:10:49,121 --> 01:10:51,289
She has given us no choice.

905
01:10:51,373 --> 01:10:55,502
We must kill her before she becomes
another Jobu Tupaki.

906
01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,714
- Joy.
- What?

907
01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:01,341
Joy... Joy...

908
01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:07,139
I know you have these feelings.

909
01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:10,392
Feelings that make you so sad.

910
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:15,480
That makes you just...
just want to give up.

911
01:11:17,399 --> 01:11:18,859
It's not your fault.

912
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:21,361
Not your fault.

913
01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:23,864
I know.

914
01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:27,617
It's... It's her.

915
01:11:27,701 --> 01:11:30,287
Juju Chewbacca.

916
01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:36,042
She has your soul

917
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:37,586
in the palm of her hand.

918
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:38,920
What are you talking about?

919
01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:43,008
The only way I can defeat her
to save you...

920
01:11:44,259 --> 01:11:46,386
is to become like her.

921
01:11:50,849 --> 01:11:54,311
Evelyn,
your daughter is beyond saving.

922
01:11:54,394 --> 01:11:56,229
And soon, you will be too.

923
01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:02,569
Your time is up.

924
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:04,654
Find your jumping pads.

925
01:12:06,281 --> 01:12:11,495
<i>Ave Maria</i>

926
01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:16,541
<i>Ave Maria...</i>

927
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,968
Mom.

928
01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:29,179
I think
you're pushing things too far.

929
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,099
Or not far enough.

930
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,561
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

931
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:40,899
Evelyn...

932
01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,859
Oh, my God.

933
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,739
What are you doing?

934
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:51,720
Mom!

935
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,092
Holy...

936
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,426
shit.

937
01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:15,136
Is he dead?

938
01:15:17,889 --> 01:15:19,516
See? Not dead. Go!

939
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,685
- That's definitely not...
- Hurry up, please. Go quick!

940
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,854
Come on, guys.

941
01:15:27,065 --> 01:15:28,400
Dad, go!

942
01:15:34,364 --> 01:15:36,074
Oh, my God.

943
01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:44,082
Does my baby want to go for a walk?

944
01:15:57,971 --> 01:15:59,222
Oh, Johnny!

945
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,185
Orange soda?

946
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:05,979
What is she doing?

947
01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,689
I think when
she does something weird...

948
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,566
It helps her fight.
It gives her power.

949
01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,653
Sorry, baby.

950
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:23,288
- Ask her for another one.
- Yeah. Quite incompetent.

951
01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:32,881
No! Johnny!

952
01:16:40,764 --> 01:16:42,307
You...

953
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,475
bitch.

954
01:16:47,437 --> 01:16:48,438
Go!

955
01:16:54,486 --> 01:16:55,320
Evelyn...

956
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:57,989
If you don't step up, I'm giving
some of your shifts to Chad.

957
01:17:00,492 --> 01:17:02,660
Yeah!

958
01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:04,037
Oh, good one.

959
01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:06,456
I got a picture.

960
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:20,094
Go!

961
01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:34,275
No...

962
01:18:04,973 --> 01:18:06,474
- Stop...
- What happened?

963
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:08,226
- You stop!
- I think they lost their...

964
01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:09,602
- Stop it!
- Powers?

965
01:18:10,979 --> 01:18:14,607
Sir, I'm gonna need
another jumping pad.

966
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,359
Received information. Over.

967
01:18:23,533 --> 01:18:25,201
I think she needs to do
something weird again.

968
01:18:25,285 --> 01:18:26,452
What's he doing?

969
01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,299
Oh, my God. He's trying
to stick it in his butt.

970
01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:42,802
No!

971
01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:43,928
- No, no, no.
- Ah, no.

972
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,309
- Evelyn, do jumping jacks!
- That's not weird at all.

973
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:52,812
- Slap him!
- No, no, no.

974
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,606
Mom, just blow on his nose!

975
01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:55,982
What?

976
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:59,319
It'll make him involuntarily
scream and do weird noises.

977
01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:01,696
Trust her, Evelyn.
It's really weird.

978
01:19:54,499 --> 01:19:56,167
Mom is really good.

979
01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:01,130
Sorry.

980
01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,229
Reaching mental capacity.

981
01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,566
Reaching mental capacity.

982
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:04,819
Holy shit!

983
01:21:06,237 --> 01:21:09,240
I'm sorry, Evelyn.

984
01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:11,409
- Mind fracturing.
- We'll die together.

985
01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:32,013
Pinky...

986
01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,060
- Get her.
- See her...

987
01:22:13,304 --> 01:22:14,472
Evelyn.

988
01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,182
Evelyn. Evelyn!

989
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:24,315
No need to explain.

990
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,945
I have been watching you.

991
01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:30,404
You're back.

992
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,574
Did you see how good I am?

993
01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:36,494
I'm gonna do that,

994
01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:39,831
I am going to defeat that Jobu Tupaki.

995
01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:40,957
Hey...

996
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,542
you got her name right.

997
01:22:44,544 --> 01:22:48,840
Evelyn, what you're doing
is crazy. Reckless.

998
01:22:49,841 --> 01:22:52,385
Your stupid plan to somehow
save your daughter

999
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:55,638
has managed to piss off
everyone in the Multiverse.

1000
01:22:57,723 --> 01:22:59,225
But it just might work.

1001
01:23:03,146 --> 01:23:04,480
What?

1002
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:19,745
I only wish I could be there

1003
01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:21,080
to see you finish this.

1004
01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:22,748
What do you mean,
you don't see me finish?

1005
01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:25,168
I'm grateful...

1006
01:23:25,251 --> 01:23:29,630
that chance was kind enough to let us have
these last few moments together.

1007
01:23:45,980 --> 01:23:47,064
Alpha Waymond?

1008
01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,817
Alpha Waymond?

1009
01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:52,153
What happened?

1010
01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:54,197
Was I raccoon Waymond again?

1011
01:23:57,825 --> 01:24:00,328
Raccoon Waymond is dead.

1012
01:24:03,122 --> 01:24:04,665
Is that raccoon Joy?

1013
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:06,792
Am I getting it?

1014
01:24:09,629 --> 01:24:11,839
I can stop you, Jobu.

1015
01:24:11,923 --> 01:24:14,842
Now that I am reaching my full potential.

1016
01:24:14,926 --> 01:24:17,261
Aw, you still can't see what's happening.

1017
01:24:17,345 --> 01:24:22,808
No, I see clearly.
More clearly than ever before.

1018
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:40,409
Oh, my God... Evelyn.

1019
01:24:41,953 --> 01:24:43,037
Oh, my God.

1020
01:24:45,248 --> 01:24:46,749
Damn it.

1021
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:47,917
So close.

1022
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,126
Evelyn.

1023
01:24:49,210 --> 01:24:51,087
Evelyn...

1024
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,506
Please help her.

1025
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,716
I'll see you again soon.

1026
01:24:57,176 --> 01:24:59,595
<i>Somewhere out there</i>

1027
01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:03,808
<i>In all that noise</i>

1028
01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:05,977
Don't leave! Help her, please.

1029
01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:07,770
Help! Help!

1030
01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:44,682
Where is she?

1031
01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:45,808
Where's our daughter?

1032
01:25:49,562 --> 01:25:50,563
Daughter?

1033
01:26:04,035 --> 01:26:06,203
<i>We're family</i>

1034
01:26:06,287 --> 01:26:09,332
<i>Culinarily</i>

1035
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:11,751
<i>Now we're cooking</i>

1036
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:16,088
- Oh, Raccaccoonie.
- <i>When nobody's lookin'</i>

1037
01:26:16,172 --> 01:26:18,549
- I don't know what I'd do without you.
- Raccaccoonie?

1038
01:26:18,632 --> 01:26:20,968
- <i>We're a family</i>
- Yeah, we make a pretty good team.

1039
01:26:21,052 --> 01:26:22,261
<i>Culinarily</i>

1040
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:26,390
Oh, no!

1041
01:26:26,474 --> 01:26:29,185
- You... You can't tell anyone!
- She's seen too much.

1042
01:26:29,268 --> 01:26:30,936
You know what that means.

1043
01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:33,564
- Get her! Get her!
- No! No, I'm begging you. No!

1044
01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:34,648
Get her! Get her!

1045
01:26:34,732 --> 01:26:35,775
- No, I won't. No. No.
- No. Please.

1046
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,026
- Get her!
- Just go! Just go!

1047
01:26:45,201 --> 01:26:48,371
- What do you want?
- I want you.

1048
01:26:48,454 --> 01:26:49,789
No!

1049
01:26:50,915 --> 01:26:52,666
Stop that.

1050
01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:57,338
Stay back.

1051
01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,549
- This is wrong!
- What? It's not wrong.

1052
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,275
Bye... I'm late.

1053
01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:26,242
I can think of whatever
nonsense I want and somewhere...

1054
01:27:44,343 --> 01:27:46,095
I did it.

1055
01:27:54,103 --> 01:27:57,106
Don't forget these cookies.
Ms. Deirdre really likes it.

1056
01:28:28,429 --> 01:28:29,805
Come on.

1057
01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:38,397
Hi, Mrs. Wang.

1058
01:28:39,607 --> 01:28:41,400
Hey, Mom.
So, about this morning...

1059
01:28:41,484 --> 01:28:42,860
- Enough with your tricks.
- What?

1060
01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:43,986
I know you're in there.

1061
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,571
- Get out of my daughter.
- Okay.

1062
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,031
Mom, are you already drunk?

1063
01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:54,622
Hey, Becky?

1064
01:28:54,705 --> 01:28:57,249
Can you go help my dad with the party?

1065
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,961
Now?

1066
01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:02,755
- Yeah.
- Go, Becky.

1067
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,049
Go. Go.

1068
01:29:07,301 --> 01:29:08,761
Thanks, babe.

1069
01:29:12,932 --> 01:29:14,600
You see it all, don't you?

1070
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:22,483
You can see

1071
01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:24,235
how everything

1072
01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:28,697
is just a random rearrangement
of particles,

1073
01:29:28,781 --> 01:29:31,784
in a vibrating superposition.

1074
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,125
I have no idea what you are talking about.

1075
01:29:40,209 --> 01:29:42,086
But I can do this.

1076
01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:46,757
But you see...

1077
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:50,636
how everything we do...

1078
01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:58,102
gets washed away in a sea
of every other possibility.

1079
01:30:02,398 --> 01:30:03,691
You're everywhere.

1080
01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,403
You're like me.

1081
01:30:08,404 --> 01:30:09,989
That's right.

1082
01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:11,740
I'm the one you're looking for.

1083
01:30:12,950 --> 01:30:14,868
I'm the one who's going to defeat you.

1084
01:30:14,952 --> 01:30:16,328
Okay.

1085
01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,165
Hit me.

1086
01:30:22,543 --> 01:30:23,711
Punch my face.

1087
01:30:36,432 --> 01:30:38,267
Oh, stop.

1088
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,647
Hi, Dad.

1089
01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:48,235
We're just practicing
karaoke for tonight.

1090
01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:54,241
I will take care of it.

1091
01:30:54,325 --> 01:30:56,201
- She'll take care of it, Dad.
- Go.

1092
01:30:56,285 --> 01:30:57,328
- Honey, you okay?
- It's okay.

1093
01:30:57,411 --> 01:30:59,663
- Go.
- Yeah, I just fell on the couch.

1094
01:30:59,747 --> 01:31:01,999
- Go!
- Okay.

1095
01:31:05,169 --> 01:31:07,296
He's so sweet.

1096
01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:11,967
- Okay...
- Hey.

1097
01:31:12,051 --> 01:31:13,302
Hey, buddy?

1098
01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:16,305
If you don't want to fight me,
then...

1099
01:31:17,598 --> 01:31:19,058
- Why?
- Why what?

1100
01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:20,893
What's all this for?

1101
01:31:23,187 --> 01:31:24,730
Why was I looking for you?

1102
01:31:25,731 --> 01:31:26,690
Yeah.

1103
01:31:31,111 --> 01:31:32,112
Sit down.

1104
01:31:33,155 --> 01:31:36,575
Sit down, grab a snack,
make yourself comfortable, huh?

1105
01:31:36,659 --> 01:31:38,494
- Oh, hey, you okay?
- Okay.

1106
01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:43,374
We can speed this up.

1107
01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:46,919
Sit on the crack.

1108
01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:50,339
Sit on the crack of the couch, okay?
Get comfortable.

1109
01:32:01,934 --> 01:32:04,728
Here you go. Bagel...

1110
01:32:04,812 --> 01:32:06,355
Just... No.

1111
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:09,483
Please, I don't care about the bagel.

1112
01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:12,903
I don't care about the Alphaverse.
I only care about my Joy.

1113
01:32:12,986 --> 01:32:15,823
Give me back my daughter
and I'll leave you alone forever.

1114
01:32:15,906 --> 01:32:18,200
Sorry, no can do.

1115
01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:19,618
Why not?

1116
01:32:19,702 --> 01:32:22,204
I am your daughter.
Your daughter is me.

1117
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:27,126
Every version of Joy is Jobu Tupaki.

1118
01:32:27,209 --> 01:32:29,628
- You can't separate us.
- No.

1119
01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:33,966
I have felt everything
your daughter has felt.

1120
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:41,348
And I know the joy...

1121
01:32:43,142 --> 01:32:45,602
and the pain of having you as my mother.

1122
01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:50,274
Then you know I would do...

1123
01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:52,735
only do the right thing for her.

1124
01:32:53,819 --> 01:32:55,696
For you.

1125
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:59,908
Right is a tiny box invented
by people who are afraid.

1126
01:32:59,992 --> 01:33:03,245
And I know what it feels like
to be trapped inside that box.

1127
01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:08,417
Mom...

1128
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:11,462
No, it's not like that.
It's Gong Gong.

1129
01:33:11,545 --> 01:33:12,880
He's a different generation.

1130
01:33:12,963 --> 01:33:15,215
You don't have to hide
behind him anymore.

1131
01:33:15,299 --> 01:33:17,134
You should feel relieved.

1132
01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:21,013
The bagel will show you
the true nature of things.

1133
01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:24,141
You'll be free from that box.
Just like me.

1134
01:33:24,224 --> 01:33:26,226
No, no, I'm not like you.

1135
01:33:26,310 --> 01:33:29,438
You're young, and your mind
is always changing.

1136
01:33:29,521 --> 01:33:33,650
- I still know who I am.
- You have no idea what you've done.

1137
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,487
You're stuck like this forever.

1138
01:33:38,447 --> 01:33:41,241
No. I'm going back with my Joy,

1139
01:33:41,325 --> 01:33:44,536
to my family, to live my life.

1140
01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:45,996
A happy life.

1141
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:47,790
Okay.

1142
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:51,043
Good luck with that.

1143
01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:06,391
Thank you so much for coming.

1144
01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:13,565
Thank you.
Thank your father.

1145
01:34:27,371 --> 01:34:28,789
All this time,

1146
01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:33,961
I wasn't looking for you
so I could kill you.

1147
01:34:36,922 --> 01:34:40,592
I was just looking for someone
who could see what I see.

1148
01:34:43,262 --> 01:34:45,889
Feel what I feel.

1149
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:10,706
And that someone...

1150
01:35:15,419 --> 01:35:16,670
is you.

1151
01:35:18,547 --> 01:35:20,507
Evelyn!

1152
01:35:20,591 --> 01:35:23,010
- You're alive!
- Impossible.

1153
01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:30,642
- Hello?
- Mrs. Wang, where are you?

1154
01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:34,187
I mean, to not even show up
for your appointment.

1155
01:35:34,271 --> 01:35:36,815
- Shut up.
- What did you just say?

1156
01:35:36,899 --> 01:35:40,319
I said shut up.
You don't matter.

1157
01:35:40,402 --> 01:35:42,154
Whatever I did, I'm sorry.

1158
01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:43,530
Nothing matters.

1159
01:35:43,614 --> 01:35:45,324
Mrs. Wang!

1160
01:35:45,407 --> 01:35:48,535
You are gonna be
in serious trouble.

1161
01:35:48,619 --> 01:35:50,078
Do you understand?

1162
01:35:50,162 --> 01:35:52,956
For you to disrespect...

1163
01:36:19,024 --> 01:36:22,235
Happy New Year.

1164
01:36:22,319 --> 01:36:24,404
Another year, hmm?

1165
01:36:24,488 --> 01:36:27,866
Pretending we know
what we're doing, but really,

1166
01:36:27,950 --> 01:36:31,578
we're just going around in circles.

1167
01:36:31,662 --> 01:36:34,206
Doing laundry and taxes,

1168
01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:35,958
and laundry and taxes.

1169
01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:45,717
- No more running.
- Excuse me...

1170
01:36:45,801 --> 01:36:49,346
Where are the owners?
Oh, there you are.

1171
01:36:49,429 --> 01:36:50,889
Mr. and Mrs. Wang...

1172
01:36:52,099 --> 01:36:53,809
you have left me no option

1173
01:36:53,892 --> 01:36:58,689
but to authorize the seizure
of your personal and your business assets.

1174
01:36:58,772 --> 01:37:00,399
- You have to vacate...
- Wait, Evelyn.

1175
01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:09,658
It's just so good, you know...

1176
01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:11,493
What are you doing? No! No!

1177
01:37:11,576 --> 01:37:13,787
My God, Chad,
I told you she couldn't be trusted.

1178
01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:16,123
Evelyn, please. Calm down.

1179
01:37:17,249 --> 01:37:19,418
Within 48 hours or...

1180
01:37:27,509 --> 01:37:29,052
Everything...

1181
01:37:39,813 --> 01:37:41,398
What're you doing?

1182
01:37:47,863 --> 01:37:49,823
Not a single moment will go by

1183
01:37:49,906 --> 01:37:53,744
without every other universe
screaming for your attention.

1184
01:37:56,663 --> 01:37:57,914
Never fully there.

1185
01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:01,293
Just a lifetime of...

1186
01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:03,837
- No, no!
- Fractured moments...

1187
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:05,714
Raccaccoonie!

1188
01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:08,592
Contradictions, and confusion.

1189
01:38:08,675 --> 01:38:10,761
- Get off me!
- Chad, don't forget about me.

1190
01:38:10,844 --> 01:38:12,345
Here are the papers.

1191
01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:16,308
- Oh, officer.
- Stay behind me.

1192
01:38:23,857 --> 01:38:28,612
With only a few specks of time
where anything actually makes any sense.

1193
01:38:31,198 --> 01:38:34,618
I've always hated this place.

1194
01:38:42,417 --> 01:38:44,044
- Raccaccoonie!
- Chad!

1195
01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:48,757
Get off me. Get off!

1196
01:39:01,353 --> 01:39:03,522
Evelyn, why?

1197
01:42:11,543 --> 01:42:14,254
Do you know why
I actually built the bagel?

1198
01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:18,466
It wasn't to destroy everything.

1199
01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:21,970
It was to destroy myself.

1200
01:42:23,221 --> 01:42:26,933
I wanted to see if I went in,
could I finally escape?

1201
01:42:29,227 --> 01:42:31,229
Like, actually die.

1202
01:42:34,107 --> 01:42:36,151
At least, this way...

1203
01:42:37,319 --> 01:42:38,987
I don't have to do it alone.

1204
01:42:45,243 --> 01:42:46,828
Your numbers were...

1205
01:42:46,911 --> 01:42:48,705
This is out of my league...

1206
01:42:48,788 --> 01:42:51,291
Judge Brenner signed...

1207
01:42:55,628 --> 01:42:58,048
Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Wang.

1208
01:42:58,131 --> 01:43:00,091
Every person I know
is going through a hard time.

1209
01:43:00,175 --> 01:43:02,093
It's a hard time...

1210
01:43:02,177 --> 01:43:03,261
Evelyn.

1211
01:43:06,348 --> 01:43:07,766
Come back.

1212
01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:12,645
Relationship,
I don't ask for proof...

1213
01:43:12,729 --> 01:43:15,273
My silly husband.

1214
01:43:15,357 --> 01:43:18,151
Probably making things worse.

1215
01:43:18,234 --> 01:43:20,695
Ignore it.

1216
01:43:25,158 --> 01:43:27,202
Okay, you can let her go.

1217
01:43:28,787 --> 01:43:31,831
You, let her go. It's okay.

1218
01:43:31,915 --> 01:43:33,166
Yes.

1219
01:43:34,959 --> 01:43:36,211
Thank you.

1220
01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:55,021
How? That's impossible.

1221
01:43:55,105 --> 01:43:59,109
It's just a statistical inevitability.
It's nothing special.

1222
01:44:08,118 --> 01:44:12,163
I don't know,
I just talked to her.

1223
01:44:52,662 --> 01:44:54,038
Please!

1224
01:44:58,168 --> 01:44:59,711
Please!

1225
01:44:59,794 --> 01:45:02,630
Can we... Can we just stop fighting?

1226
01:45:16,769 --> 01:45:21,232
I know you are all fighting
because you're scared and confused.

1227
01:45:23,860 --> 01:45:26,279
I'm confused too.

1228
01:45:29,491 --> 01:45:32,243
All day,

1229
01:45:32,327 --> 01:45:34,913
I don't know what the heck
is going on.

1230
01:45:35,914 --> 01:45:39,459
But somehow,

1231
01:45:39,542 --> 01:45:42,378
this feels like it's all my fault.

1232
01:45:58,478 --> 01:46:00,021
I don't know.

1233
01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:04,734
The only thing I do know

1234
01:46:04,817 --> 01:46:07,237
is that we have to be kind.

1235
01:46:12,784 --> 01:46:14,410
Please.

1236
01:46:14,494 --> 01:46:16,788
Be kind,

1237
01:46:16,871 --> 01:46:20,875
especially when we don't know
what's going on.

1238
01:46:39,185 --> 01:46:40,603
Hey, Evelyn!

1239
01:46:42,230 --> 01:46:43,856
Bagel.

1240
01:46:46,526 --> 01:46:49,112
Evelyn...

1241
01:46:51,197 --> 01:46:54,325
You can still turn around
and avoid all this.

1242
01:46:54,409 --> 01:46:55,410
Please...

1243
01:46:55,493 --> 01:46:57,787
Be kind.

1244
01:47:00,790 --> 01:47:03,585
It's too late, Waymond.

1245
01:47:06,129 --> 01:47:08,131
Don't say that.

1246
01:47:27,942 --> 01:47:29,861
Did you see that?

1247
01:47:33,698 --> 01:47:35,408
- Check this...
- Found it.

1248
01:47:35,491 --> 01:47:37,827
What song is this?

1249
01:47:40,538 --> 01:47:43,041
Thanks.
Thank you for coming.

1250
01:47:44,375 --> 01:47:45,793
That's very funny.

1251
01:47:46,794 --> 01:47:48,379
- Yeah, that's it?
- Yeah!

1252
01:48:47,939 --> 01:48:49,607
I'm sorry.

1253
01:49:24,100 --> 01:49:25,893
So cute.

1254
01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:30,022
Come on, Evelyn.

1255
01:49:30,106 --> 01:49:31,733
Come on.

1256
01:49:37,238 --> 01:49:39,240
I get it.

1257
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:44,162
Feeling a good thing.

1258
01:49:45,621 --> 01:49:47,039
You got your hopes up.

1259
01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:50,460
So, I'm here to save you some time.

1260
01:49:53,421 --> 01:49:55,047
Eventually,

1261
01:49:58,342 --> 01:50:00,970
that all just goes away.

1262
01:50:02,221 --> 01:50:03,306
Come on.

1263
01:50:34,837 --> 01:50:37,673
I don't care if you come with me.

1264
01:50:37,757 --> 01:50:39,592
Enjoy your life.

1265
01:50:59,153 --> 01:51:01,280
Evelyn! Evelyn, please.

1266
01:51:01,364 --> 01:51:02,907
No more.

1267
01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:07,119
I don't want to hurt you.

1268
01:51:13,918 --> 01:51:15,336
Joy, come back with me.

1269
01:51:15,419 --> 01:51:17,380
Joy! Joy!

1270
01:51:28,933 --> 01:51:31,894
What did my silly husband say to you?

1271
01:51:33,354 --> 01:51:35,940
He told me about your situation.

1272
01:51:37,441 --> 01:51:40,528
I remembered when my husband
served me papers.

1273
01:51:40,611 --> 01:51:44,866
I drove his KIA Forte
through my neighbors' kitchen.

1274
01:51:46,158 --> 01:51:48,077
But you know what I say?

1275
01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:52,039
It's cold, unlovable bitches like us

1276
01:51:53,457 --> 01:51:55,877
make the world go round.

1277
01:52:03,885 --> 01:52:05,970
Don't stop playing.

1278
01:52:06,053 --> 01:52:08,055
Play something for me.

1279
01:52:24,071 --> 01:52:25,781
That's not true.

1280
01:52:28,743 --> 01:52:31,579
- You're not unlovable.
- You're not unlovable!

1281
01:52:31,662 --> 01:52:33,706
What are you talking about?

1282
01:52:33,789 --> 01:52:35,917
There is always something to love.

1283
01:52:37,084 --> 01:52:39,921
Even in a stupid, stupid universe...

1284
01:52:40,004 --> 01:52:43,382
where we have
hot dogs for fingers,

1285
01:52:43,466 --> 01:52:46,052
we'd get very good with our feet!

1286
01:53:08,658 --> 01:53:10,868
- See that?
- Okay.

1287
01:53:10,952 --> 01:53:13,371
I feel nothing!

1288
01:53:14,455 --> 01:53:17,124
I... I feel...

1289
01:53:17,208 --> 01:53:18,876
I feel...

1290
01:53:31,263 --> 01:53:33,391
Don't let her stop Jobu.

1291
01:53:33,474 --> 01:53:34,809
Open fire!

1292
01:54:29,697 --> 01:54:30,823
So stupid.

1293
01:54:48,466 --> 01:54:50,009
Evelyn...

1294
01:54:51,010 --> 01:54:52,094
What are you doing?

1295
01:54:53,095 --> 01:54:55,806
I'm learning to fight like you.

1296
01:55:37,973 --> 01:55:38,974
You know, Evelyn,

1297
01:55:39,058 --> 01:55:41,602
my wife used to wear
that exact same perfume,

1298
01:55:41,685 --> 01:55:43,521
God rest her soul.

1299
01:55:49,110 --> 01:55:50,528
These are direct indications

1300
01:55:50,611 --> 01:55:52,780
that there's some impingement
of the nervous system.

1301
01:55:54,198 --> 01:55:55,491
With a little bit of help,

1302
01:55:55,574 --> 01:55:57,993
we could be seeing things
are nice and straight.

1303
01:56:01,914 --> 01:56:05,084
You might feel a little sore,
but everything is looking pretty good.

1304
01:56:05,167 --> 01:56:06,085
Thank you.

1305
01:56:11,841 --> 01:56:13,384
Clean up in there, all right?

1306
01:57:25,873 --> 01:57:28,000
You took everything away from me.

1307
01:57:28,083 --> 01:57:29,501
I'm sorry.

1308
01:57:31,003 --> 01:57:33,380
Raccaccoonie taught me so much.

1309
01:57:33,464 --> 01:57:38,052
I didn't... I didn't
even know how to boil an egg.

1310
01:57:38,135 --> 01:57:41,764
And he taught me
how to spin it on a spatula.

1311
01:57:43,849 --> 01:57:45,559
I'm useless alone.

1312
01:57:47,102 --> 01:57:49,521
We are all useless alone.

1313
01:57:49,605 --> 01:57:52,024
It's a good thing you're not alone.

1314
01:57:55,778 --> 01:57:57,696
Let's go rescue your silly raccoon.

1315
01:58:00,199 --> 01:58:01,617
We're gonna go.

1316
01:58:52,042 --> 01:58:53,836
Get out of the way.

1317
01:59:09,977 --> 01:59:11,228
Waymond!

1318
01:59:23,115 --> 01:59:24,408
See?

1319
01:59:24,491 --> 01:59:27,661
It's only a matter of time
before everything balances itself out.

1320
01:59:27,745 --> 01:59:30,748
- Come on, come on, come on!
- I can't. I'm sorry, Raccaccoonie!

1321
01:59:30,831 --> 01:59:32,291
I'm sorry.

1322
01:59:36,545 --> 01:59:38,964
Evelyn, let her go.

1323
02:00:21,799 --> 02:00:24,468
But she turned out
to be stubborn,

1324
02:00:24,551 --> 02:00:25,886
aimless,

1325
02:00:25,969 --> 02:00:27,679
a mess.

1326
02:00:27,763 --> 02:00:29,181
Just like her mother.

1327
02:00:30,766 --> 02:00:32,726
But now I see.

1328
02:00:32,810 --> 02:00:34,812
It's okay that she's a mess.

1329
02:00:37,022 --> 02:00:39,400
Because just like me...

1330
02:02:28,425 --> 02:02:30,427
Well, maybe you win in this universe,

1331
02:02:30,511 --> 02:02:32,721
but in another time...

1332
02:02:36,558 --> 02:02:38,977
I beat you!

1333
02:02:41,480 --> 02:02:43,023
Or we tie!

1334
02:02:47,986 --> 02:02:51,782
Or we just... hang around.

1335
02:02:51,865 --> 02:02:53,742
Okay, Joy, listen...

1336
02:02:55,452 --> 02:02:58,455
Because it's all just a pointless,
swirling bucket of bullshit.

1337
02:03:02,042 --> 02:03:05,462
That bagel is where we finally
find peace, Evelyn.

1338
02:03:08,966 --> 02:03:11,969
Stop calling me Evelyn!

1339
02:03:24,231 --> 02:03:25,482
I...

1340
02:03:25,566 --> 02:03:26,400
am...

1341
02:03:27,818 --> 02:03:28,735
your...

1342
02:03:30,279 --> 02:03:31,488
mother!

1343
02:03:41,915 --> 02:03:43,584
Ah ba?

1344
02:03:49,381 --> 02:03:50,382
Seriously?

1345
02:03:51,383 --> 02:03:53,427
Can you please just...

1346
02:03:54,553 --> 02:03:56,722
Stop!

1347
02:03:59,016 --> 02:04:00,392
Mom...

1348
02:04:00,475 --> 02:04:02,686
just... just stop.

1349
02:04:03,854 --> 02:04:06,273
Good for you.
You're figuring your shit out.

1350
02:04:08,025 --> 02:04:11,778
And that's great. I'm really,
really happy for you.

1351
02:04:13,572 --> 02:04:14,740
But I'm...

1352
02:04:16,658 --> 02:04:18,160
I'm tired.

1353
02:04:20,829 --> 02:04:22,122
I don't want to hurt anymore,

1354
02:04:22,205 --> 02:04:24,541
and for some reason
when I'm with you, it just...

1355
02:04:27,127 --> 02:04:29,129
it just hurts the both of us.

1356
02:04:33,133 --> 02:04:35,761
So let's just go our separate ways, okay?

1357
02:04:38,013 --> 02:04:40,223
Just let me go.

1358
02:04:52,778 --> 02:04:54,196
Okay.

1359
02:05:29,731 --> 02:05:30,899
Wait.

1360
02:05:38,407 --> 02:05:39,908
You are getting fat.

1361
02:05:39,991 --> 02:05:42,744
And you never call me,
even though we have a family plan.

1362
02:05:42,828 --> 02:05:44,287
- What?
- And it's free.

1363
02:05:44,371 --> 02:05:46,707
You only visit
when you need something.

1364
02:05:46,790 --> 02:05:50,961
You got a tattoo, and I don't care
if it's supposed to represent our family.

1365
02:05:51,044 --> 02:05:53,004
You know I hate tattoos.

1366
02:05:53,088 --> 02:05:55,966
And of all the places I could be,

1367
02:05:56,049 --> 02:05:58,260
why would I want to be here with you?

1368
02:05:58,343 --> 02:06:00,512
Yes, you're right.

1369
02:06:00,595 --> 02:06:02,264
It doesn't make sense.

1370
02:06:02,347 --> 02:06:04,766
Evelyn.

1371
02:06:04,850 --> 02:06:06,143
Let her finish.

1372
02:06:08,979 --> 02:06:10,397
Maybe it's like you said.

1373
02:06:11,648 --> 02:06:14,109
Maybe there is something out there,

1374
02:06:14,192 --> 02:06:17,529
some new discovery that'll make us feel

1375
02:06:17,612 --> 02:06:20,323
like even smaller pieces of shit.

1376
02:06:21,825 --> 02:06:24,703
Something that explains why

1377
02:06:24,786 --> 02:06:28,957
you still went looking for me
through all of this noise.

1378
02:06:31,752 --> 02:06:33,336
And why,

1379
02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:35,338
no matter what...

1380
02:06:35,422 --> 02:06:37,883
I still want to be here with you.

1381
02:06:39,885 --> 02:06:41,720
I will always,

1382
02:06:43,430 --> 02:06:44,598
always...

1383
02:06:45,807 --> 02:06:48,477
want to be here with you.

1384
02:06:51,021 --> 02:06:52,773
So, what?

1385
02:06:55,984 --> 02:06:58,653
You're just going
to ignore everything else?

1386
02:07:00,113 --> 02:07:02,741
You could be anything, anywhere.

1387
02:07:07,245 --> 02:07:09,456
Why not go
somewhere where your...

1388
02:07:13,126 --> 02:07:15,128
where your daughter is more than just...

1389
02:07:17,297 --> 02:07:18,590
this?

1390
02:07:20,634 --> 02:07:22,844
Here, all we get

1391
02:07:22,928 --> 02:07:26,139
are a few specks of time

1392
02:07:26,223 --> 02:07:29,434
where any of this actually
makes any sense.

1393
02:07:35,565 --> 02:07:37,192
Then I will cherish

1394
02:07:38,193 --> 02:07:40,487
these few specks of time.

1395
02:07:48,203 --> 02:07:50,497
You push the button.

1396
02:07:50,580 --> 02:07:52,541
There. There you go.

1397
02:07:52,624 --> 02:07:54,251
Feel like I'm 14.

1398
02:07:55,418 --> 02:07:56,336
Yeah.

1399
02:07:57,337 --> 02:07:59,548
You're a crazy woman.

1400
02:07:59,631 --> 02:08:02,092
Takes one to know one.

1401
02:08:02,175 --> 02:08:04,386
I'm sorry, Raccaccoonie. I'm sorry...

1402
02:08:05,637 --> 02:08:07,639
- What are you doing?
- Grab my hair.

1403
02:08:21,862 --> 02:08:23,405
What did he say?

1404
02:08:51,474 --> 02:08:54,519
<i>We are family</i>

1405
02:09:36,645 --> 02:09:38,355
This is so awkward.

1406
02:09:41,149 --> 02:09:42,817
This is awkward, right?

1407
02:09:47,364 --> 02:09:49,783
Do you still want to do your party?

1408
02:09:50,992 --> 02:09:53,411
We can do whatever we want.

1409
02:09:57,874 --> 02:09:59,376
Nothing matters.

1410
02:10:12,931 --> 02:10:15,350
Okay, we're
definitely late now, guys.

1411
02:10:18,228 --> 02:10:19,604
Do you have to bring all these?

1412
02:10:20,897 --> 02:10:22,774
That needs to go in the bag too.

1413
02:10:24,192 --> 02:10:25,819
Taxes suck.

1414
02:10:34,995 --> 02:10:36,621
Thank you for the ride, Becky.

1415
02:10:37,956 --> 02:10:41,001
- Hey, it's good.
- You got this, okay?

1416
02:10:41,084 --> 02:10:42,669
- I'll call you after...
- Becky.

1417
02:10:42,752 --> 02:10:44,170
You need to grow your hair.

1418
02:10:53,179 --> 02:10:55,181
I'll call you later.

1419
02:10:55,265 --> 02:10:56,516
Hurry, hurry.

1420
02:11:01,396 --> 02:11:02,856
I gotta pee. Hold on.

1421
02:11:02,939 --> 02:11:04,482
Okay. Hurry.

1422
02:11:41,144 --> 02:11:43,563
Okay. Yes.

1423
02:11:43,646 --> 02:11:46,483
I am happy to say I do think

1424
02:11:46,566 --> 02:11:50,528
things are better, this is...
this is an improvement.

1425
02:11:50,612 --> 02:11:54,157
And I'm glad that you listened,
but we have a problem,

1426
02:11:54,240 --> 02:11:56,701
because you listened,
but you didn't listen.

1427
02:11:56,785 --> 02:11:58,369
And that has to do with the Schedule C.

1428
02:11:58,453 --> 02:11:59,454
You see you did...

1429
02:12:12,050 --> 02:12:14,094
Evelyn! Did you hear me?

1430
02:12:14,177 --> 02:12:16,805
Sorry, what did you say?