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♪ ♪

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CHOIR LEADER: <i>Can I hear</i>
<i>the opening word:</i> ♪ O... ♪

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<i>Here we go. One, two, three.</i>

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CHOIR LEADER and STUDENTS:
♪ O... ♪

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CHOIR LEADER:
<i>Very good.</i>

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<i>Remember, the text is first.</i>

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<i>"In the beginning was the Word."</i>

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<i>So the text is what</i>
<i>you're concentrating on.</i>

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<i>Make it part of the music.</i>

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-Let's all breathe in.
-(students inhale)

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-Breathe out.
-(students exhale)

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Excellent. Now, let's hear
the opening chord.

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♪ O... ♪

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Good. Middle voices,
a little bit more.

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Higher voices are excellent.

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Bass, a little more breath.

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Try again.

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♪ O... ♪

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Okay, let's run the first verse.

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One...

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♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

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♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

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♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

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♪ The silent stars go by ♪

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♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

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♪ The everlasting light ♪

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♪ The hopes and fears ♪

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♪ Of all the years ♪

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♪ Are met in thee ♪

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♪ Tonight. ♪

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Really great.
Especially that T at the end.

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All together.

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Very, very good.

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Excellent.

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("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado
playing)

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♪ Let me sleep ♪

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♪ In the slumber
of the morning ♪

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(laughter, indistinct chatter)

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♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪

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♪ And my dreams
still are calling ♪

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♪ Lay your troubles
on the ground ♪

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♪ No need to worry
about them now ♪

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♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

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♪ Do not disturb me ♪

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♪ Let me be ♪

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♪ And if you need
a place to land ♪

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♪ Come down when you are weary ♪

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♪ No more clouds to put away ♪

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-♪ In the slumber of the... ♪
-(song stops abruptly)

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(classical music playing)

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(sighs)

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(muttering)

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Mm...

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(grunts, chuckles)

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(sighs, snickers)

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Philistines.

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Lazy, vulgar,
rancid little Philistines.

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-(knocking at door)
-Hmm?

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MISS CRANE:
Mr. Hunham?

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I'm busy right now.

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Uh, Dr. Woodrup
asked to see you.

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(sighs)

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(grunts)

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What does he want?

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Uh, I think it's
about Christmas break.

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I'll see him presently.

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What's that?

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Christmas cookies.

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I made them for the faculty.

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Well, not all the faculty.
(laughs)

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-Anyway, these are for you.
-Oh. (chuckles)

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("Time Has Come Today" by
The Chambers Brothers playing)

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♪ Time has come today ♪

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(lively chatter)

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♪ Young hearts
can go their way ♪

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♪ Can't put it off another day ♪

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♪ I don't care what others say ♪

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♪ They think we don't
listen anyway ♪

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♪ Time has come today ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ Oh... ♪

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Tully.

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What are you doing
with women's underwear?

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It's the same swimsuit
James Bond wears

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in <i>On Her Majesty's</i>
<i>Secret Service.</i>

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It can't get more masculine
than that.

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Why don't you just wear cutoffs?

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Because I'm going to St. Kitts.

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I'm not going to be
the only dickhead

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on the beach wearing cutoffs.

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(laughs):
Oh. Look out, everyone.

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Tully's going to St. Kitts.

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They still look like panties.

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You're right, Crandall.
You caught me.

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They're your mother's panties.

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Tell her thanks
for the good times!

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Hey, Tully.

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Hey, where are my cigarettes?

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Your cigarettes?

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You stole my fucking cigarettes.

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I resent
that baseless accusation.

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Cut the shit.

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I have no cigarettes now.

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And Briggs says you suddenly
had five of them

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to trade for a skin mag.

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I don't indulge in pornography.

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I get enough of the real thing.

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Especially with Crandall's mom!

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Hey, Kountze.

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Ten dollars for this?

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Looks more like a nickel bag.

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Don't buy that, Harriman.
He's ripping you off.

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-Plus, it's ditch weed.
-Fuck you, Tully.

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This shit's premium weed,
all right?

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And unlike you, I'm stuck here.

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It's got to last me
through Christmas.

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Take pity on him, Harriman.

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He's a poor little Christmas
orphan with nowhere to go.

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Little Christmas orphan
needs his pot and porn.

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Ten minutes, ladies.

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Ten minutes.

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("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado
resumes)

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(quiet chatter)

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♪ Let me sleep ♪

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♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪

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♪ There's nowhere
we need to be ♪

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♪ That will not be there after ♪

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(lively, indistinct chatter)

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♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

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♪ Do not disturb me ♪

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♪ Let me be ♪

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♪ Keep me with you
on the ground ♪

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♪ All of my worries
behind me now ♪

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♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪

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♪ Eternity begins. ♪

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(indistinct chatter continues)

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I can't believe
you got out of it.

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Luck of the Irish.

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I thought this was your year.

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It was.

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I told Woodrup
my mother has lupus.

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Does she?

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I don't know. Probably.

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We don't talk
about those things.

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So, who got stuck with it?

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Who do you think?

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MR. ROSENSWIEG:
That poor walleyed bastard.

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(pen scratching on paper)

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(sighs)

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Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.

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Christmas gift from
the Board of Trustees.

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Oh, how generous of them.

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Thank you again
for doing this, Hunham.

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I wouldn't have asked
if it weren't an emergency.

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Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother,
right.

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What a tragedy.

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It's not as though you had plans
to leave campus anyway.

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And, of course, there's a nice
little bonus in it for you.

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Well... (sighs) <i>"Non nobis</i>
<i>solum nati sumus,"</i> I suppose.

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"Not for ourselves alone
are we born."

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I'm guessing that's Cicero.

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Cicero, yes.

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(chuckling): Very good, Hardy.
You remembered.

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There'll be just four boys
holding over this year.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, yes. I know
a couple of these reprobates.

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Let's be a little more elastic
in our assessment, shall we?

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It's hard enough for them to be
away from home on the holidays.

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Latitude is the last thing
these boys need.

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Paul, at your core,
you're an excellent teacher,

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but your approach to the
students is rather traditional.

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This school was founded in 1797.

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I thought tradition
was our stock in trade.

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-Then let's call it hidebound.
-Ah.

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You know, unwavering,
resistant to...

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Yes, yes, yes, I know
what "hidebound" means.

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Uh, I get it.

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You're still angry
that I failed Jordan Osgood.

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Senator Osgood was very upset

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when Princeton rescinded
Jordan's acceptance, yes.

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And I've continued to
have to deal with the fallout.

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Hardy, are we really supposed
to let these boys just skate by

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as long as Daddy builds
a new gymnasium?

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Of course not.
That's not who we are.

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But we can't be ignorant
to politics.

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That boy is too dumb
to pour piss out of a boot.

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A genuine troglodyte.

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Jesus Christ, Paul.

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He was a legacy and the son
of one of our biggest donors.

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Ever think his dad
might be expecting

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a little consideration
for his dollar?

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And he got it -- a first-class
education for his son.

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Oh, come on, Hardy.

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As Dr. Greene used to say,
"Our one true purpose

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is to produce young men
of good character."

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I don't care what
Dr. Greene used to say.

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"And we cannot sacrifice
our integrity

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on the altar
of their entitlement."

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I'm just trying to instill
basic academic discipline.

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That's my job. Isn't it yours?

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It was.

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Until I became headmaster

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and saw that it's not so simple
to keep the damn school afloat.

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I begged you, begged you
to give the kid a C minus.

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(chuckles):
No.

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There are instructors here
who will do that.

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I am not one of them.

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Here's the manual
and a full set of keys.

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Everything you need to know
is in there.

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Your only task is to ensure

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the boys' absolute safety
and good condition.

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And at least pretend to be
a human being.

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Please.

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It's Christmas.

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<i>(bells jingling)</i>

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♪ ♪

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Fuck this half-day bullshit.

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Where the hell is Walleye?

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He's probably jerking off
in the Cobb salad.

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-Why would he do that?
-Because he's Walleye.

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Who knows what
that foul-smelling freak does?

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But you went straight
to the Cobb salad.

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I mean, do you know something?

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Because I eat that Cobb salad.

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<i>Salve,</i> gentlemen.

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Your final exams.

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(Paul clears throat)

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(whistling Wagner's
"Ride of the Valkyries")

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(whistling stops)

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Hmm.

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I can tell by your faces
that many of you

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are shocked at the outcome.

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I, on the other hand, am not,
because I have had

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the misfortune
of teaching you this semester.

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And even with
my ocular limitations,

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I witnessed firsthand

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your glazed,
uncomprehending expressions.

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Sir, I don't understand.

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That's glaringly apparent.

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No, it's... (sighs)
I can't fail this class.

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00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,823
Oh, don't sell yourself short,
Mr. Kountze.

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I truly believe that you can.

243
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I'm supposed to go to Cornell.

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Unlikely.

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Please, sir.
My dad's going to flip out.

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(students murmuring)

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All right. All right.

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Uh, in the spirit of the season,

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I suppose the most
constructive way

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of dealing with
your shortcomings

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is to offer a makeup exam.

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You'll all get a second run
at this after break.

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00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,121
(students sighing, murmuring)

254
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:16,857
Of course, it will not
be the same exam.

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You will now be responsible
for new material as well.

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(students groaning, murmuring)

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00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,796
Your grade will be
an average of the two.

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Please open your books
to chapter six.

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The Peloponnesian War,
gentlemen.

260
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You've already met Pericles.

261
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,606
Now prepare yourselves
to meet Demosthenes.

262
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,475
No offense, sir,
but is this really

263
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,611
the best time to be starting
a new chapter?

264
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:42,482
I mean, we all appreciate the,
uh, makeup exam gesture,

265
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,019
but our families are here.

266
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,487
You know, most teachers
have already canceled class.

267
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,723
We have chapel in 40 minutes,
then we're out of here.

268
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,559
-Mm. -I mean,
our heads are elsewhere.

269
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,030
And where exactly
is your head, Mr. Tully?

270
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,831
Um, I don't know.

271
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,100
St. Kitts. (chuckles)

272
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,167
(chuckles)

273
00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:01,601
Yes, indeed.

274
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,803
I see you've brought
your valise.

275
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,906
Spot-on, sir.

276
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,909
It's just that it's been
a really exhausting semester.

277
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,712
Getting into new material now
right before break?

278
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,782
Honestly, it's a little absurd.

279
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:16,983
Sir.

280
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,923
Well, I would hate to be absurd.

281
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,526
So let's just scuttle
the whole thing, shall we,

282
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,929
and let the original
grades stand.

283
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,165
(students groaning, murmuring)

284
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,732
Uh, excuse me, sir.

285
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,735
I think, uh, we all liked
the first option better.

286
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,771
What'd you say the guy's
name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?

287
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,207
Of course, I still expect you
to be familiar with chapter six

288
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:43,543
upon your return,
so pack those textbooks, boys.

289
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,545
And if displeased,

290
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,782
take it up with
your champion -- Mr. Tully.

291
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,518
Dismissed.

292
00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:55,855
(whistling
"Ride of the Valkyries")

293
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,590
(students murmuring)

294
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,993
I got us out early, didn't I?

295
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,996
(church organ playing)

296
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CHOIR and CONGREGATION:
♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪

297
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:16,710
♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪

298
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:21,648
♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪

299
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:27,854
♪ Now thy gracious
kingdom bring. ♪

300
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,491
Please be seated.

301
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,597
Welcome, Barton students,
faculty and parents.

302
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,301
I know you're all anxious
to start the holidays.

303
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,270
I can see the boys
shifting in their seats.

304
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,139
-(laughter)
-But before we release you

305
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,608
to your bountiful tables
and the blessings of family,

306
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,544
let us pray for those
less fortunate than we.

307
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,017
Let us remember the poor
and the helpless,

308
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:59,153
the cold, the hungry
and the oppressed.

309
00:17:00,154 --> 00:17:02,756
Extra reading over vacation
and no makeup test?

310
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,624
Are you fucking kidding me?

311
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,027
Nice work, anus.

312
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,961
Can you not talk, please?
I'm trying to pray.

313
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,963
You better pray
I don't catch you alone,

314
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,932
because I will full-on
nut-punch you.

315
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,301
Tone it down.

316
00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,303
-Jesus can hear you.
-PRIEST: ...and all those

317
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:19,040
who know not
the loving kindness of God.

318
00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:21,308
Sorry to hear about
your mother, Endicott.

319
00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:22,976
What?

320
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,012
Oh. Yes.

321
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,280
Thank you.

322
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,315
Yeah. We're all pulling for her.

323
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,949
PRIEST:
...and your grace.

324
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:34,155
And finally, let us pray
for the soul of Curtis Lamb,

325
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,756
Barton class of 1969.

326
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,726
Just this year,
Curtis gave his life valiantly

327
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,861
in the service of his country.

328
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,132
And let us once again extend
our deepest condolences

329
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,202
to one of the most cherished
members of the Barton family,

330
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,037
his mother Mary.

331
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,040
Mary, we remember Curtis

332
00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:55,775
as such an outstanding
and promising young man,

333
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,345
and we know this holiday season

334
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:01,115
will be especially difficult
without him.

335
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:05,752
Please know that we
accompany you in your grief.

336
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,123
May the all-powerful God
who protected Abraham

337
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:13,027
when he left his native land
protect all our brave soldiers

338
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:16,363
until they are delivered
safely home to us.

339
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:19,166
We ask this through
Christ our Lord.

340
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,633
Amen.

341
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,669
CONGREGATION:
Amen.

342
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,072
I wish you all
a very Merry Christmas.

343
00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:28,708
Or, as the case may be,
a very Happy Hanukkah.

344
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,677
(light laughter)

345
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,912
(organ playing
"Joy to the World")

346
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:41,088
(quiet chatter)

347
00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:46,793
DR. WOODRUP: Congressman,
Merry Christmas to you.

348
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,863
(overlapping chatter,
Christmas greetings)

349
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,931
Merry Christmas, everyone.

350
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,234
Merry Christmas.

351
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,667
Hey. Good to see you.

352
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,437
Nice to see you.
Merry Christmas.

353
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,872
(chatter continues)

354
00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:04,811
Angus Tully.

355
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,913
You have a phone call.

356
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,920
ANGUS:
<i>You're telling me this now?</i>

357
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,356
JUDY (over phone):
Sweetheart, listen.

358
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:17,424
I know it's last minute,
and I am...

359
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,426
I'm absolutely heartbroken,

360
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,095
but could you please
see your way

361
00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:24,231
to staying at school over break
just this once?

362
00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:26,066
Stanley has been working
so hard,

363
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,335
and-and we've had no time
for a honeymoon.

364
00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:30,471
You guys have been married
since July.

365
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,173
You've had all these months.

366
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:33,840
Something's always come up.

367
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,775
I know it's a lot to ask,

368
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,312
but you know
how lonely I've been.

369
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,181
I've been lonely too.

370
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,915
And what about Boston?

371
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,119
You promised on the way
we'd spend some time in Boston.

372
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,221
Angus, listen to me.

373
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,190
This is our new family, okay?

374
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:51,858
I know you miss your father--
I do, too--

375
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,261
but there's someone new
in my life.

376
00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,463
It's just this once, darling.

377
00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:58,199
We'll be together
at spring break,

378
00:19:58,232 --> 00:19:59,466
and we'll have the whole summer.

379
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,335
Fuck the summer,
and fuck Stanley.

380
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,204
Angus.

381
00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:04,804
Are you kidding me?

382
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,440
I'm just supposed to stay here?

383
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,941
(Judy sighs)

384
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:11,212
Mom, please don't do this.

385
00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:13,080
Please.

386
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,115
PAUL:
<i>I suspect that, like me,</i>

387
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:17,784
this is not how you wanted
to spend your holidays,

388
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,321
but such are
the vicissitudes of life.

389
00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,356
And as Barton men,

390
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,791
we learn to confront
our challenges

391
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,993
with heads held high
and with a spirit

392
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,928
of courage and good fellowship.

393
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,897
Uh, in strict accordance
with the dictates

394
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,833
of the manual, of course.

395
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,972
Mr. Tully,
are you joining us as well?

396
00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:41,075
What happened to St. Kitts?

397
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:44,777
Something came up.

398
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,883
(suitcase thuds loudly on floor)

399
00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:53,554
(Paul clears throat)

400
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,389
So, for the next two weeks,

401
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,292
we will be following
a standard school schedule...

402
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,327
Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.

403
00:21:00,361 --> 00:21:02,862
...which means we will be
taking our meals together,

404
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,266
and you will observe
regular hours of study.

405
00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:07,867
Study? Are you kidding me?

406
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,570
The Peloponnesian War awaits,
Mr. Kountze.

407
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,238
You and Mr. Tully.

408
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,474
The rest of you can get a jump
on the next semester.

409
00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:15,808
It'll pay off. You'll see.

410
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,011
We're already holding over,

411
00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:18,412
and now we're being
punished for it?

412
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,048
You will be afforded
limited windows for recreation

413
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,384
and supervised
physical activity.

414
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,185
The gym's not even open yet.

415
00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:27,021
Yeah, they've only lacquered
half the floor.

416
00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:28,555
PAUL:
Fresh air will do you good.

417
00:21:28,589 --> 00:21:31,091
It's like 15 degrees outside.

418
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,295
And the Romans bathed naked
in the freezing Tiber.

419
00:21:34,328 --> 00:21:37,097
Adversity builds character,
Mr. Tully.

420
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:39,566
Uh, speaking of which,
the school will be cutting heat

421
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,302
to dormitories
and faculty housing,

422
00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:43,604
so we'll all be bunking
in the infirmary.

423
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,006
(sighing):
Oh, God. Geez.

424
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,042
("Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht
(Silent Night)" playing)

425
00:21:48,075 --> 00:21:50,244
ANGUS:
This is the most bullshit ever.

426
00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:52,313
If we have to stay,
why'd we have to draw Walleye?

427
00:21:52,346 --> 00:21:54,481
JASON: Uh, you know
he used to be a student, right?

428
00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:56,116
Yeah, that's why he knows
how to inflict

429
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:58,152
maximum pain on us,
the sadistic fuck.

430
00:21:58,185 --> 00:22:00,020
TEDDY:
At least we didn't draw Decker.

431
00:22:00,054 --> 00:22:02,922
He'd be perving all over us.

432
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,326
ANGUS:
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.

433
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:08,961
Want one?

434
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,198
TEDDY:
No. I got something else.

435
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,069
Give me that.

436
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,537
Hey, don't smoke that out here.

437
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:18,138
I don't want to get busted
by Walleye.

438
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,606
TEDDY:
Don't be such a pussy.

439
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,175
ANGUS: I'm not a pussy.
I just don't want

440
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:24,111
to end up at Fork Union
paying for your mistake.

441
00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:26,647
Teddy Kountze.

442
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,980
Jason Smith.

443
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,949
Yeah, I know who you are.

444
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,086
Want to hit this?

445
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,986
Uh, yeah.

446
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,492
You got a great arm, man.

447
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,027
Yeah, well, it's just football.

448
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,495
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

449
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,896
I'm supposed to be skiing
with my folks up at Haystack,

450
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,232
but my dad put his foot down,

451
00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:47,101
said I can't come home
unless I cut my hair.

452
00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:49,269
(scoffs) So why don't you
just cut your hair?

453
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,903
Civil disobedience, man.

454
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,373
ANGUS:
Yeah, right.

455
00:22:52,406 --> 00:22:54,641
JASON: No, he's cool.
It's just a battle of wills.

456
00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:56,510
Still, I was kind of hoping
he'd cave first,

457
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,879
because the powder up at
Haystack is so sweet right now.

458
00:23:00,681 --> 00:23:03,250
What about you, Mr. Moto?

459
00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:04,284
Why are you here?

460
00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:06,353
Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.

461
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,122
Uh, my family is in Korea,

462
00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:10,657
and they think it's too far
for me to travel alone.

463
00:23:10,691 --> 00:23:14,128
I figured it was because your
rickshaw was broken. (laughs)

464
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:16,663
Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?

465
00:23:16,697 --> 00:23:18,265
-You're an asshole, Kountze.
-(sighs)

466
00:23:18,298 --> 00:23:20,334
Your mind's a cesspool
and a shallow one at that.

467
00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:22,069
Who's the asshole, Tully?

468
00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:24,138
You're the one
who blew up history.

469
00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,406
Hey.

470
00:23:25,439 --> 00:23:26,640
What's your story, man?

471
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,375
Alex Ollerman.

472
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:31,311
I'm here because my parents
are on a mission in Paraguay.

473
00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:32,945
We're LDS.

474
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,548
JASON:
Mormons, right?

475
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,551
Don't you guys wear some kind
of like magic underwear?

476
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,153
ALEX:
That's a common misconception.

477
00:23:39,186 --> 00:23:40,721
Actually, it's called
a temple garment,

478
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,656
and we're only supposed
to wear it when we...

479
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,324
Hey, what's up with the townies?

480
00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:46,959
Hey, what are you doing
with our Christmas tree?

481
00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,363
The school sold it back to us.

482
00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:51,265
Scotch pine, still fresh.

483
00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:53,333
MAN 2: Yeah, we're going to
put it back on the lot.

484
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,568
We do it every year.

485
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,503
This is the most bullshit ever.

486
00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:03,644
Hello, Mary. (sighs)

487
00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:05,312
Mr. Hunham.

488
00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:08,048
I heard you got stuck with
babysitting duty this year.

489
00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:10,284
How'd you manage that?

490
00:24:10,317 --> 00:24:11,385
Oh, I don't know.

491
00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:14,054
I suppose I failed someone
who richly deserved it.

492
00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:16,557
Oh, the Osgood kid?

493
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,525
Yeah, he was a real asshole.

494
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:19,992
Rich and dumb.

495
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,595
Popular combination around here.

496
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,464
It's a plague.

497
00:24:23,497 --> 00:24:24,765
Uh, and you?

498
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,467
You'll be here, too?

499
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,368
All by my lonesome.

500
00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:30,537
My little sister Peggy
and her husband invited me

501
00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:35,075
to go visit them at Roxbury,
but I feel like it's too soon.

502
00:24:35,108 --> 00:24:37,711
Like Curtis will think
that I'm abandoning him.

503
00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:40,347
You know, this is the last place

504
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:43,317
that my baby and I
were together,

505
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:46,186
-not including the bus station.
-Yeah.

506
00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:50,224
Well, I look forward
to your fine cooking.

507
00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:51,758
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.

508
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:54,161
All we've got is
whatever is in that walk-in.

509
00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:56,363
No new deliveries till January.

510
00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:58,232
Hmm.

511
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,568
You mind if I, um...

512
00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,205
-You want some of that?
-Mm.

513
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:07,708
-All right.
-(chuckles) Thank you.

514
00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:09,343
(Paul clears throat)

515
00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,612
-You know this is a necessity.
-Oh, yes.

516
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:14,515
(jingle playing over radio)

517
00:25:14,548 --> 00:25:17,084
♪ WABC ♪

518
00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:19,720
♪ Top 100 of the year. ♪

519
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:21,588
DISC JOCKEY:
Now 17.

520
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:25,225
Yeah, by Shocking Blue,
it's called "Venus."

521
00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:28,428
("Venus" by Shocking Blue
playing)

522
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,801
♪ A goddess on
a mountaintop... ♪

523
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,470
-Where's my photo?
-What photo?

524
00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:38,672
I think you know what photo,
and you stole it.

525
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,541
I resent that
baseless accusation.

526
00:25:40,574 --> 00:25:42,776
Give me my goddamn picture.

527
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,811
Hey, what's your problem, Tully?

528
00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:46,613
You homesick?

529
00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:48,282
Huh? Gonna cry?

530
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:49,816
Little boy misses his mommy?

531
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,451
Fuck you, Kountze.

532
00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:53,287
Why are you even here, anyway?
Where's your family?

533
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,821
We're renovating our house,
all right?

534
00:25:54,855 --> 00:25:56,356
It's all torn up.

535
00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:58,091
They're storing the tools
and stuff in my room.

536
00:25:58,125 --> 00:25:59,192
That's what they told you?

537
00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:00,561
It's winter, idiot.

538
00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:02,796
Nobody renovates their house
in the winter.

539
00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,631
Your parents don't
want you around

540
00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:07,200
because you're a fucking
insecure sociopath.

541
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,435
JASON:
Hey, take it easy, guys.

542
00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:09,469
A what?

543
00:26:09,503 --> 00:26:10,737
I mean, who'd want you
for a son?

544
00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:12,406
That's why you grind everybody,

545
00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:14,575
because deep down
you know you're an asshole.

546
00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:17,611
Plus, academically,
you're a disaster.

547
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:21,448
I mean, if I were your parents,
I'd never want you home again.

548
00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:23,850
The only tool in your room
is you.

549
00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:26,820
(yells, grunts)

550
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,157
(grunting, muttering)

551
00:26:31,325 --> 00:26:32,526
Bitch.

552
00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:36,730
-Come on! Come on!
-JASON: Hey, hey, hey!

553
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,198
All right, all right.

554
00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:40,601
Break it up. Break it up.
Break it up.

555
00:26:45,639 --> 00:26:46,873
They weren't fighting.

556
00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:48,475
I see.

557
00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:51,211
And who started it --
the not fighting?

558
00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:52,613
Hmm? Mr. Tully,

559
00:26:52,646 --> 00:26:56,116
perhaps you could shed
some light on the subject.

560
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,151
Mr. Kountze?

561
00:26:58,185 --> 00:26:59,920
Mr. Smith?

562
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,888
Mr. Ollerman?

563
00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:04,391
Mr. Park?

564
00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:08,228
All right, then, uh, we'll
do it like the Roman legions.

565
00:27:08,261 --> 00:27:10,564
Absent a confession,
one man's sin

566
00:27:10,597 --> 00:27:12,399
is every man's suffering.

567
00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:15,402
For every minute
the truth is withheld,

568
00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:18,238
you will all receive
a detention.

569
00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:20,874
And I thought all the Nazis
were hiding in Argentina.

570
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:23,243
Stifle it, Tully.

571
00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:28,181
Now, uh, in the first
of said detentions,

572
00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:33,320
you will clean the library,
top to bottom.

573
00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:35,355
Scraping the underside
of the desks,

574
00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:38,458
which are caked
with snot and gum

575
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:42,496
and all manner of ancient,
unspeakable proteins.

576
00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:46,333
Ah, on your hands and knees,
down in the dust,

577
00:27:46,366 --> 00:27:50,337
breathing in the dead skin
of generations of students

578
00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:53,640
and desiccated
cockroach assholes.

579
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:54,908
It was Kountze!

580
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:56,977
(Alex panting)

581
00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:59,312
Kountze started it.

582
00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,815
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.

583
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,418
Bravo.

584
00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:08,455
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

585
00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:16,363
(light laughter)

586
00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:24,838
Lovely.

587
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,540
Thank you, Mary.

588
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,749
Didn't we already
have this for lunch?

589
00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:37,350
And it was crappy then.

590
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:38,719
PAUL:
Consider yourselves lucky.

591
00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:42,656
During the Third Punic campaign,
149 to 146 BC,

592
00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:44,858
the Romans laid siege
to Carthage

593
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,993
for three entire years.

594
00:28:47,028 --> 00:28:48,695
-(door opens)
-By the time it ended,

595
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,964
the Carthaginians
were reduced to eating sand

596
00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,933
and drinking their own urine.

597
00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:55,635
Hence the term "punitive."

598
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,040
Uh... (sniffs) Mary?

599
00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:01,374
Maybe you would, uh...

600
00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,543
maybe you would care to join us?

601
00:29:10,383 --> 00:29:12,619
No, I'm all right. Thank you.

602
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:19,693
(door opens and closes)

603
00:29:19,726 --> 00:29:22,996
I mean, I know she's sad
about her son and everything,

604
00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:25,565
but still, she's getting paid
to do a job,

605
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:28,535
and she should do it well,
right?

606
00:29:30,071 --> 00:29:32,372
But I guess, no matter
how bad a cook she is,

607
00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:34,041
now they can never fire her.

608
00:29:34,075 --> 00:29:37,277
Will you shut up!

609
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:42,582
You have no idea what
that woman has been thr...

610
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,417
(sighs)

611
00:29:48,522 --> 00:29:50,490
You know, Mr. Kountze,
for most people,

612
00:29:50,524 --> 00:29:52,692
life is like a henhouse ladder.

613
00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:54,394
Shitty and short.

614
00:29:54,427 --> 00:29:57,697
You were born lucky.

615
00:29:57,731 --> 00:30:00,000
Maybe someday, you entitled
little degenerates

616
00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,535
will appreciate that.

617
00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:04,071
If you don't,
I feel sorry for you

618
00:30:04,105 --> 00:30:06,540
and we will have failed
to do our jobs.

619
00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:08,608
Now, eat.

620
00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:22,856
♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪

621
00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:26,960
♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪

622
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:31,098
♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪

623
00:30:31,132 --> 00:30:35,602
♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪

624
00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:39,840
♪ To save us all
from Satan's power ♪

625
00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:43,510
♪ When we were gone astray ♪

626
00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:49,716
♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪

627
00:30:49,749 --> 00:30:51,985
♪ And joy ♪

628
00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:54,588
♪ O tidings of... ♪

629
00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:56,123
BOB EUBANKS (over TV):
That's right.

630
00:30:56,157 --> 00:30:58,758
(cheering and applause over TV)

631
00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:00,694
Next question
for five points, girls.

632
00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:03,730
What are the dimensions
of the car you drive most?

633
00:31:03,763 --> 00:31:05,732
And that means width by length.

634
00:31:05,765 --> 00:31:07,734
The dimensions of the car
you drive most. Jerry?

635
00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:09,769
JERRY (over TV):
It's pretty long.

636
00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:12,839
Oh, let's see.
Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?

637
00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:14,908
(laughter over TV)

638
00:31:17,744 --> 00:31:19,180
EUBANKS: What's the name
of your car, Union Pacific?

639
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,614
(Paul clears throat)

640
00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:23,117
-Oh, good evening.
-Good evening.

641
00:31:23,150 --> 00:31:24,784
What's this?

642
00:31:24,818 --> 00:31:26,753
You don't know
<i>The Newlywed Game?</i>

643
00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:29,023
-No. -What planet
have you been living on?

644
00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:31,158
I don't really watch television.

645
00:31:31,192 --> 00:31:33,194
It's a show where
they ask couples questions

646
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,428
to see how well
they know each other.

647
00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:37,064
That sounds like
courting disaster.

648
00:31:37,098 --> 00:31:40,067
Yeah, that's
the whole damn point.

649
00:31:40,101 --> 00:31:41,902
Sit down.

650
00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:43,204
Come on.

651
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:45,639
Broaden your horizons.

652
00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:51,212
(sighs)
This is a rerun from July.

653
00:31:51,245 --> 00:31:53,780
Which is why they're playing
for Weber barbecues

654
00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:55,182
and picnic utensils.

655
00:31:55,216 --> 00:31:57,517
-PAUL: Fascinating.
-MARY: Mm-hmm.

656
00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:58,952
EUBANKS: If we ever take
separate vacations,

657
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,453
I am sending my wife to blank...

658
00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:03,057
-Oh. Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.

659
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,525
(chatter continues over TV)

660
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:10,931
So, how are the boys?

661
00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:13,700
Broken in body and spirit.

662
00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:18,239
Okay, well, it is the holidays,
so, you know, go easy on them.

663
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,773
Oh, please.

664
00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:22,176
They've had it easy
their whole lives.

665
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:24,078
You don't know that.

666
00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:25,313
Did you?

667
00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:29,649
Besides, everybody should be
with their people on Christmas.

668
00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:31,252
-WOMAN: Hawaii, probably.
-EUBANKS: Hawaii. All right.

669
00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:32,686
He says he's gonna send you
to Santa Ana

670
00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:34,621
and he's going to Las Vegas.

671
00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:36,090
MAN: Nobody can watch you
in Siberia.

672
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:37,958
Where are you going?

673
00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:40,027
-To Vegas.
-Las Vegas?

674
00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:42,662
-Yeah.
-(sighs)

675
00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:44,664
-No.
-(audience murmurs, laughs)

676
00:32:44,698 --> 00:32:47,068
Those two are going to get
a divorce.

677
00:32:47,101 --> 00:32:48,635
How do you know?

678
00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,704
I recognize that look
of stale disappointment.

679
00:32:50,737 --> 00:32:52,906
-(chuckling)
-She hates him.

680
00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:54,975
Oh.

681
00:32:55,009 --> 00:32:56,810
How long were you married?

682
00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:58,778
I was engaged
to Curtis's father.

683
00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:02,049
-Mm. -But he died
before I gave birth.

684
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,950
Harold.

685
00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:06,253
He worked in the shipyard.

686
00:33:06,287 --> 00:33:08,788
And one day, they was
carrying this big, uh,

687
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:12,226
cargo pallet,
and the cable snapped.

688
00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:14,527
Hit him right across the head.

689
00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:18,265
They were good men.

690
00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:19,766
Both of them.

691
00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:23,137
And neither of them
made it to 25.

692
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,905
My baby wasn't even 20.

693
00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:29,276
I'm so sorry.

694
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:32,246
I took this job
when Curtis was small

695
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:33,947
because I wanted to ensure

696
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,949
that he was going to have
a good education.

697
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:38,685
-You know he flourished here.
-Yes. No, he was a great kid.

698
00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:40,121
-I had him one semester.
-Mm-hmm.

699
00:33:40,154 --> 00:33:41,688
Very insightful.

700
00:33:41,721 --> 00:33:43,923
Mm-hmm. He hated you.

701
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:47,761
He said you were a real asshole.

702
00:33:48,628 --> 00:33:51,564
Well, uh, like I said...
(chuckles)

703
00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:53,833
sharp kid. Insightful.

704
00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:59,773
He had his heart set
on Swarthmore.

705
00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:02,709
And he had the grades,
but I didn't have the money.

706
00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:05,779
Even with financial aid,
it wasn't enough.

707
00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:10,051
So, when he got called up
and no student deferment,

708
00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:11,985
off he went.

709
00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:14,821
Do you know what he said to me?

710
00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:18,792
He said,
"Hey, Ma, look at the upside.

711
00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:23,830
When I get discharged, I can go
to college on the GI Bill."

712
00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:27,801
College.

713
00:34:33,706 --> 00:34:35,909
And here we are.

714
00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:40,647
With my Curtis
in the cold ground

715
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,184
and those boys
safe and warm in their beds.

716
00:34:45,219 --> 00:34:46,686
It's like you said.

717
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,222
How'd you say it?

718
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,224
"Life is like
a henhouse ladder."

719
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:51,925
-(Paul chuckles)
-That's right.

720
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,295
I can hear everything
you're saying from the kitchen.

721
00:34:54,328 --> 00:34:56,097
Especially that Kountze kid.

722
00:34:56,130 --> 00:34:58,765
Crown prince of all
the little assholes.

723
00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:00,367
-(chuckles)
-MAN (over TV): It's zero.

724
00:35:00,401 --> 00:35:01,868
EUBANKS:
Zero. She said it is zero!

725
00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:03,770
Couple number one,
Mike and Sherry McCray,

726
00:35:03,803 --> 00:35:05,839
you are our grand prize winner!

727
00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:08,775
(applause, cheering over TV)

728
00:35:14,848 --> 00:35:17,418
All right, you fetid layabouts.

729
00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:19,220
It's daylight in the swamp!

730
00:35:19,253 --> 00:35:20,920
(clanging)

731
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,223
Arise!

732
00:35:22,256 --> 00:35:23,857
(students groaning)

733
00:35:23,890 --> 00:35:26,960
("Carol of the Drum
(Little Drummer Boy)" playing)

734
00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:28,395
Speed, gentlemen.

735
00:35:28,429 --> 00:35:30,264
Speed!

736
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:34,268
Without sufficient exercise,
the body devours itself.

737
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:35,969
That's it!

738
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,904
Good.

739
00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:40,141
(coughing)

740
00:35:40,174 --> 00:35:42,376
♪ Our finest gifts we bring,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

741
00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,311
(sniffs, coughs)

742
00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:48,415
♪ To lay before the King,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

743
00:35:48,449 --> 00:35:52,719
♪ Rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum ♪

744
00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:57,690
♪ So to honor him,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

745
00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:01,694
♪ When we come ♪

746
00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:06,167
♪ Baby Jesus... ♪

747
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,834
What about your car?

748
00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:09,936
We can take it, go somewhere.
Boston, maybe?

749
00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:12,106
Nah, we'd get in
so much trouble.

750
00:36:12,139 --> 00:36:14,175
Face it. We're stuck.

751
00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:16,477
If we just had some way
to get out of here.

752
00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:19,013
-Yo.
-Just split.

753
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,881
Well, you could put a chopper
down right in the quad.

754
00:36:21,915 --> 00:36:22,815
What?

755
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,717
A helicopter, dumbass.

756
00:36:24,751 --> 00:36:26,786
His old man's the CEO
of Pratt & Whitney.

757
00:36:26,819 --> 00:36:28,189
Yeah, he's got his own bird.

758
00:36:28,222 --> 00:36:30,057
He takes it from Stamford
to the city every morning.

759
00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:31,425
Lands it right in the backyard.

760
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:33,294
The pilot's name is Wild Bill.

761
00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:36,330
-Wild Bill?
-Yeah.

762
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,399
He flew up to Haystack with it.

763
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:41,035
Took the presents
and everything, minus me.

764
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:43,970
Flying with presents,
like Santa Claus.

765
00:36:44,004 --> 00:36:45,072
Yeah.

766
00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:47,141
Just like Santa Claus.
(whistles)

767
00:36:47,174 --> 00:36:48,942
Hey.

768
00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:50,843
Oh, let's go, let's go!

769
00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:54,481
You know, if I were back home
right now in Provo,

770
00:36:54,515 --> 00:36:57,917
it'd be really warm inside.

771
00:36:57,951 --> 00:37:01,422
And my mom, she'd be making me
baked apples,

772
00:37:01,455 --> 00:37:05,326
and the whole house would smell
like cinnamon and brown sugar.

773
00:37:05,359 --> 00:37:07,294
That sounds so nice.

774
00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:10,130
JASON:
Touchdown!

775
00:37:10,164 --> 00:37:12,333
(Teddy grunting)

776
00:37:12,366 --> 00:37:13,833
Hey!

777
00:37:13,866 --> 00:37:15,102
(laughs) That's what you get

778
00:37:15,135 --> 00:37:17,004
for ratting me out,
you little Mormon!

779
00:37:17,037 --> 00:37:19,839
-(grunts, laughs)
-ALEX: What?

780
00:37:19,872 --> 00:37:21,108
TEDDY:
Let's go!

781
00:37:21,141 --> 00:37:22,976
What's Fork Union?

782
00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:27,381
Uh, before, you said you don't
want to end up at Fork Union.

783
00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:30,517
It's a military academy
in Virginia.

784
00:37:30,551 --> 00:37:33,520
That's where I'm going if I get
kicked out of school again.

785
00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:36,990
How many schools
have you been kicked out of?

786
00:37:37,024 --> 00:37:38,425
Three.

787
00:37:38,459 --> 00:37:40,194
That's why I'm still a junior.

788
00:37:40,227 --> 00:37:42,895
-Give or take a semester.
-ALEX: It's gone!

789
00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,065
My glove's gone.

790
00:37:45,099 --> 00:37:48,102
Twisted fucker orphaned
that glove on purpose.

791
00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:51,871
Left you with one so the loss
would sting that much more.

792
00:37:56,043 --> 00:37:58,379
♪ ♪

793
00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:16,030
♪ ♪

794
00:38:16,063 --> 00:38:18,399
(deep, shuddering breath)

795
00:38:33,314 --> 00:38:35,349
♪ ♪

796
00:38:49,463 --> 00:38:52,099
(crying)

797
00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:02,409
Hey.

798
00:39:03,544 --> 00:39:05,945
You all right?

799
00:39:05,978 --> 00:39:07,880
(voice shaking):
I had a nightmare.

800
00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:09,982
I get nightmares too.

801
00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:12,419
I'm always falling or drowning.

802
00:39:12,453 --> 00:39:14,421
Also...

803
00:39:14,455 --> 00:39:16,423
(sobbing)

804
00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:18,392
I had an accident.

805
00:39:24,465 --> 00:39:26,367
Yeah, you did.

806
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,069
Shh. Stop crying.

807
00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:31,438
If they hear you,
they'll crucify you.

808
00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:34,274
Which would be ironic
since you're Buddhist.

809
00:39:34,308 --> 00:39:37,010
I know this is
an excellent school,

810
00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,513
and my brothers went here,

811
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:42,015
but I miss my family,

812
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,351
and I have no friends.

813
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:48,856
Yeah, well,
friends are overrated.

814
00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:52,426
I'll help you hide the sheets
in the morning, all right?

815
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:56,463
In the meantime, find a dry spot
and try to get some sleep.

816
00:39:56,497 --> 00:39:58,365
Thank you.

817
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:05,905
Fucking asparagus.

818
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:31,064
(clearing throat)

819
00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:34,568
(whispering):
Are you kidding me?

820
00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:37,471
It's only 11:00,
and he's already lit.

821
00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:39,206
I can smell the whiskey on him.

822
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,974
Can you blame him?
It's freezing in here.

823
00:40:42,009 --> 00:40:44,278
It's fucking Greenland in here.

824
00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:47,314
(helicopter whirring
in distance)

825
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,695
What the hell is that?

826
00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:04,131
(whirring continues)

827
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,188
JASON:
I knew it!

828
00:41:28,222 --> 00:41:31,024
He finally caved,
the big softie.

829
00:41:31,825 --> 00:41:35,062
Hey, any of you guys
like to ski?

830
00:41:36,296 --> 00:41:38,365
♪ ♪

831
00:41:39,733 --> 00:41:41,502
PAUL:
Thank you.

832
00:41:41,535 --> 00:41:43,504
Goodbye, now.

833
00:41:43,537 --> 00:41:46,306
(chatter continues indistinctly)

834
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,408
♪ ♪

835
00:41:50,277 --> 00:41:52,045
Yes!

836
00:41:58,185 --> 00:41:59,653
Well, good news, gentlemen.

837
00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:02,556
I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup
and your parents.

838
00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:05,158
Uh, most of them, anyway.

839
00:42:06,226 --> 00:42:08,595
Try calling again.
Just one more time, please.

840
00:42:08,629 --> 00:42:10,130
There's no point.

841
00:42:10,163 --> 00:42:11,798
The front desk says
they're not answering.

842
00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:14,067
He says they're away
on some excursion.

843
00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:16,136
-Excursion.
-(chuckles)

844
00:42:16,169 --> 00:42:18,539
I'm as disappointed as you are,
if not more so.

845
00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:20,741
I could have been spending
the rest of my vacation

846
00:42:20,774 --> 00:42:22,809
reading mystery novels.

847
00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:25,646
Maybe they're back now.
Just call again, please.

848
00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:28,448
Okay.

849
00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:35,622
Happy holidays.

850
00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:38,058
Same to you.

851
00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:42,462
Take care, Tully.

852
00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:46,099
I guess that just
leaves you, huh?

853
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,435
Be sure to do all your homework.

854
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:51,338
Oh, almost forgot.

855
00:42:51,371 --> 00:42:53,640
I found that picture
you were looking for.

856
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:57,144
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.

857
00:42:59,613 --> 00:43:01,615
(Teddy laughing)

858
00:43:03,817 --> 00:43:05,619
Bye, Angus.

859
00:43:09,489 --> 00:43:12,459
♪ ♪

860
00:43:12,492 --> 00:43:14,561
(indistinct chatter)

861
00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:38,819
(Paul sighs)

862
00:43:38,852 --> 00:43:42,122
Well, let's make the best
of it, shall we?

863
00:43:43,590 --> 00:43:45,359
(sighs)

864
00:43:45,392 --> 00:43:47,694
WOMAN (over TV):
Oh, I suppose, um,

865
00:43:47,728 --> 00:43:49,663
-Stan Laurel, maybe, because...
-EUBANKS: Stan Laurel.

866
00:43:49,696 --> 00:43:51,898
All right. Your husband said
his favorite silent movie star

867
00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:54,801
is Rudolph Valentino.

868
00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:57,270
-Oh. He is good.
-MAN: Well, yeah.

869
00:43:57,304 --> 00:43:58,605
(laughter over TV)

870
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,240
(Paul chuckles)

871
00:44:00,273 --> 00:44:01,775
EUBANKS: The last of our
five-point questions, girls...

872
00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:04,177
How about you?
You ever been married?

873
00:44:04,211 --> 00:44:07,381
(scoffs, chuckles)

874
00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:09,783
No. I did get close once.

875
00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:11,885
Right after college.

876
00:44:11,918 --> 00:44:13,520
MARY:
And?

877
00:44:13,553 --> 00:44:15,489
PAUL:
We came to our senses.

878
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:20,460
This is not exactly a face
forged for romance, Mary.

879
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:22,896
Yeah, and the...

880
00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:24,798
And, you know...

881
00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,299
What?

882
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,835
Nothing.

883
00:44:28,869 --> 00:44:31,672
I don't know.
I like being alone.

884
00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:35,542
I've always found myself drawn
to the aesthetic.

885
00:44:35,575 --> 00:44:37,277
Like a monk.

886
00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:39,479
The forgoing
of sensual pleasures

887
00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:41,415
for the achievement
of spiritual goals.

888
00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:42,916
-Spiritual goals?
-Mm-hmm.

889
00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:44,484
-You?
-(chuckles)

890
00:44:44,518 --> 00:44:45,952
What spiritual goals
are we talking about?

891
00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:47,387
You go to church?

892
00:44:47,421 --> 00:44:49,356
-Mm, only when required.
-Exactly.

893
00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:51,558
When's the last time
you even left campus?

894
00:44:51,591 --> 00:44:53,560
-I go into town all the time.
-Oh.

895
00:44:53,593 --> 00:44:55,696
For groceries
and various errands

896
00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:57,264
-and appointments.
-Mm-hmm.

897
00:44:57,297 --> 00:44:59,433
(sighs, stammers)

898
00:44:59,466 --> 00:45:02,335
Okay, yes,
I don't leave campus often.

899
00:45:02,369 --> 00:45:03,837
I don't really feel the need.

900
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:05,572
Let me ask you something.

901
00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:08,942
If you could go anywhere
on Earth, where would you go?

902
00:45:08,975 --> 00:45:10,677
(chuckling):
Oh.

903
00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:12,846
Greece, Italy,

904
00:45:12,879 --> 00:45:15,849
Egypt, Peru, Carthage.

905
00:45:15,882 --> 00:45:17,751
Tunisia now, of course.

906
00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:20,487
In college, I started
a monograph on Carthage.

907
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,423
I'd like to finish that someday.

908
00:45:23,457 --> 00:45:26,960
(sighs) A monograph is
like a book, o-only shorter.

909
00:45:26,993 --> 00:45:29,262
I know what a monograph is.

910
00:45:29,296 --> 00:45:31,498
Why not just write a book?

911
00:45:32,766 --> 00:45:35,769
I'm not sure I have
an entire book in me.

912
00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:40,540
You can't even dream
a whole dream, can you?

913
00:45:42,676 --> 00:45:45,378
(grunting softly)

914
00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:50,784
(groans)

915
00:46:01,962 --> 00:46:03,497
(sighs)

916
00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,932
Monet, Manet, Picasso.

917
00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:08,301
(passes gas)

918
00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:14,407
(takes deep breath)

919
00:46:17,978 --> 00:46:20,413
(Paul snoring)

920
00:46:34,561 --> 00:46:37,764
("Crying, Laughing, Loving,
Lying" by Labi Siffre playing)

921
00:46:42,702 --> 00:46:45,405
♪ Crying ♪

922
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:52,312
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

923
00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:58,585
♪ That's why I ♪

924
00:47:01,088 --> 00:47:04,758
♪ I don't cry ♪

925
00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:12,399
♪ Laughing ♪

926
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:18,738
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

927
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:23,410
♪ That's why I ♪

928
00:47:25,079 --> 00:47:28,882
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

929
00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:32,786
♪ That's why I ♪

930
00:47:34,487 --> 00:47:38,625
♪ I'm laughing now. ♪

931
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:53,573
(song ends)

932
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:17,998
(takes deep breath)

933
00:48:18,032 --> 00:48:19,699
<i>(Paul clears throat)</i>

934
00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:22,535
I have a surprise.

935
00:48:24,138 --> 00:48:26,740
Uh, these were a gift to me,

936
00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:30,011
and I would like to share them
with both of you.

937
00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:33,580
Look at them.
Look at all the festive shapes.

938
00:48:33,613 --> 00:48:36,917
Snowflakes and gingerbread men.
A tree.

939
00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:39,486
A little mitten. (chuckles)

940
00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:41,821
Mmm. (chuckles)

941
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,758
Mmm.

942
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:47,794
May I go to the bathroom, sir?

943
00:48:47,827 --> 00:48:49,696
You may.

944
00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,567
(sighs)

945
00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,469
Well, I'm trying.

946
00:48:56,503 --> 00:48:58,705
(laughing)

947
00:49:01,075 --> 00:49:02,575
Mmm.

948
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:03,910
If you don't have a single room,

949
00:49:03,944 --> 00:49:05,879
uh, I'll take a junior suite
or the equivalent.

950
00:49:05,912 --> 00:49:07,948
I fully understand
it's the holidays,

951
00:49:07,981 --> 00:49:09,549
but it's kind of an emergency.

952
00:49:09,582 --> 00:49:11,484
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.

953
00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:12,986
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?

954
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:14,221
Uh, no, no credit card.

955
00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:15,622
I'll pay cash
or traveler's checks.

956
00:49:15,655 --> 00:49:17,058
I didn't say
you could use the phone.

957
00:49:17,091 --> 00:49:18,558
(chuckling):
Okay, I see.

958
00:49:18,591 --> 00:49:19,559
Is there anywhere else
you could recommend?

959
00:49:19,592 --> 00:49:20,961
Maybe downtown or...

960
00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:22,996
-Was that a hotel?
-None of your business.

961
00:49:23,030 --> 00:49:26,200
It is absolutely my business.
I'm looking after you.

962
00:49:26,233 --> 00:49:28,102
Looking after me? Really?

963
00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:30,137
-Like what? Like my warden?
-(scoffs)

964
00:49:30,171 --> 00:49:31,705
Like my butler?

965
00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:33,640
There's nobody here, okay?

966
00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:35,575
Just us two losers
and a grieving mom.

967
00:49:35,608 --> 00:49:37,011
So let's cut the shit.

968
00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:39,213
You stay out of my way,
and I'll stay out of yours.

969
00:49:39,246 --> 00:49:40,981
-That's a detention.
-(groans)

970
00:49:41,015 --> 00:49:42,916
You just earned yourself
a detention, sir.

971
00:49:42,949 --> 00:49:44,617
Now, get back here!

972
00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:47,587
Being here with you is already
one big fucking detention!

973
00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:49,923
Son of a bitch,
that's another detention!

974
00:49:49,956 --> 00:49:51,958
("Deck the Halls" by
The Swingle Singers playing)

975
00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,493
Mr. Tully!

976
00:49:54,928 --> 00:49:57,530
I don't know what you're
playing at, Mr. Tully,

977
00:49:57,564 --> 00:49:59,833
but you are courting disaster!

978
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,569
Without exercise,
the body devours itself.

979
00:50:02,602 --> 00:50:05,239
You are careening
towards suspension!

980
00:50:05,272 --> 00:50:06,940
(grumbles)

981
00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:12,612
(panting)

982
00:50:17,218 --> 00:50:19,652
(panting heavily)

983
00:50:31,965 --> 00:50:34,301
Don't even think about it,
Mr. Tully.

984
00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:38,339
You are a hair's breadth
from suspension.

985
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:41,275
I'll wash my hands of you,
you hear me?

986
00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:43,676
Wash my hands.

987
00:50:46,213 --> 00:50:47,847
Stop right there.

988
00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:51,551
You know the gym is
strictly off-limits.

989
00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:54,587
This is your Rubicon.

990
00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:57,957
Do not cross the Rubicon.

991
00:51:01,661 --> 00:51:03,997
<i>Alea jacta est.</i>

992
00:51:10,970 --> 00:51:13,840
(Angus screaming)

993
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:19,813
Oh, fuck! Ow!

994
00:51:19,846 --> 00:51:22,715
Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!

995
00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:25,152
Hurry up! Hurry!

996
00:51:25,186 --> 00:51:27,188
I am hurrying!

997
00:51:27,221 --> 00:51:28,822
I was on thin ice already.

998
00:51:28,855 --> 00:51:30,957
If Woodrup finds out,
the facts won't matter.

999
00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:32,959
-He'll make it my fault.
-It is your fault!

1000
00:51:32,992 --> 00:51:35,096
You were supposed to be
looking after me.

1001
00:51:35,129 --> 00:51:36,696
I told you to stop.

1002
00:51:36,729 --> 00:51:38,365
You said you washed
your hands of me.

1003
00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:39,866
No, I meant it metaphorically!

1004
00:51:39,899 --> 00:51:41,835
Of course you meant it
metaphorically.

1005
00:51:41,868 --> 00:51:45,072
What were you going to do,
actually go and wash your hands?

1006
00:51:45,106 --> 00:51:46,806
This is the end.

1007
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,243
They'll inform the school
who will inform your parents,

1008
00:51:49,276 --> 00:51:50,977
and then it's curtains.

1009
00:51:51,011 --> 00:51:52,413
(chuckles)

1010
00:51:52,446 --> 00:51:55,116
You're gonna get me fired.

1011
00:51:55,149 --> 00:51:57,384
You. (scoffs)

1012
00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:58,985
I'm the one
that might lose an arm,

1013
00:51:59,019 --> 00:52:01,355
and all you can think about
is yourself.

1014
00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:03,124
NURSE: If you could
fill this out, please.

1015
00:52:03,157 --> 00:52:04,991
Admissions and insurance.

1016
00:52:07,361 --> 00:52:09,996
(Paul sighs)

1017
00:52:10,030 --> 00:52:11,764
Excuse me.

1018
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:17,204
Is there any way we could skip
this whole insurance thing?

1019
00:52:17,238 --> 00:52:18,872
It's just standard procedure.

1020
00:52:18,905 --> 00:52:20,707
ANGUS:
I understand, but look, um,

1021
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,876
we were over at Squantz Pond
playing hockey,

1022
00:52:22,909 --> 00:52:24,345
and I slipped on the ice.

1023
00:52:24,378 --> 00:52:25,945
Angus, what are you doing?

1024
00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:29,083
My mom told him not to take me,
but I made him.

1025
00:52:29,116 --> 00:52:30,417
My folks are divorced.

1026
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,086
We don't get to see each other
very often.

1027
00:52:32,119 --> 00:52:34,421
She'll be mad as a hornet
if she finds out.

1028
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:35,922
NURSE:
Okay, that's your business,

1029
00:52:35,955 --> 00:52:37,757
but we just have
certain protocols.

1030
00:52:37,790 --> 00:52:39,360
-Yeah. Protocols.
-Please.

1031
00:52:39,393 --> 00:52:41,328
I never get to see my dad.

1032
00:52:41,362 --> 00:52:43,830
It was my fault. All mine.

1033
00:52:43,863 --> 00:52:46,167
I don't want to get him
in any trouble.

1034
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,203
I don't want her dragging you
into court again.

1035
00:52:49,236 --> 00:52:51,405
We can skip the insurance thing.

1036
00:52:51,438 --> 00:52:53,973
We can pay cash.

1037
00:52:54,008 --> 00:52:56,010
Right, Dad?

1038
00:52:56,043 --> 00:52:58,212
DOCTOR: So the good news is
nothing's broken,

1039
00:52:58,245 --> 00:53:01,182
but you did dislocate
your shoulder pretty badly.

1040
00:53:01,215 --> 00:53:02,916
What does that mean?

1041
00:53:02,949 --> 00:53:05,985
Well, that means that your arm
has popped out of the socket.

1042
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:08,855
And we just need
to pop it back in.

1043
00:53:10,090 --> 00:53:12,692
I'm going to have you lie down.

1044
00:53:13,893 --> 00:53:15,862
-Nice and easy.
-Is this going to hurt?

1045
00:53:15,895 --> 00:53:18,165
-(groaning)
-Any more than it does now?

1046
00:53:18,199 --> 00:53:20,034
Not if you relax.

1047
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:23,970
The key is just to relax
as best as you can.

1048
00:53:24,837 --> 00:53:26,073
(Angus continues groaning)

1049
00:53:26,106 --> 00:53:28,975
DOCTOR:
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

1050
00:53:29,009 --> 00:53:31,245
(rapid, shuddering breaths)

1051
00:53:32,845 --> 00:53:34,448
On the count of three.

1052
00:53:34,481 --> 00:53:37,784
One, two, three.

1053
00:53:37,817 --> 00:53:39,852
(yelling in pain)

1054
00:53:42,855 --> 00:53:44,525
-(joint pops)
-Jesus!

1055
00:53:44,558 --> 00:53:47,261
(Angus screams)

1056
00:53:49,263 --> 00:53:50,964
Barton men don't do that.

1057
00:53:50,997 --> 00:53:52,132
Do what?

1058
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:53,766
Barton men don't lie.

1059
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,835
Yeah, well, I had momentum.

1060
00:53:55,868 --> 00:53:57,937
PAUL:
Mm-hmm.

1061
00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:03,310
Hello.

1062
00:54:03,344 --> 00:54:05,745
We have this prescription.

1063
00:54:06,879 --> 00:54:08,382
Percodan. Okay.

1064
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:10,117
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

1065
00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:12,019
PAUL:
Thank you.

1066
00:54:13,087 --> 00:54:15,256
Look, you said, if Woodrup
finds out, you're screwed,

1067
00:54:15,289 --> 00:54:16,490
so now he won't find out.

1068
00:54:16,523 --> 00:54:18,359
What happens
if your parents inquire?

1069
00:54:18,392 --> 00:54:20,127
(scoffs) Never gonna happen.

1070
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,328
Trust me.

1071
00:54:22,895 --> 00:54:26,400
Okay, then.
This all remains entre nous.

1072
00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:28,402
Got it? You know
what entre nous means?

1073
00:54:28,435 --> 00:54:30,437
<i>Oui, monsieur.</i>

1074
00:54:30,471 --> 00:54:32,106
Now you owe me.

1075
00:54:32,139 --> 00:54:33,873
Owe you?

1076
00:54:33,906 --> 00:54:36,043
Oh, do not try to leverage me,
Mr. Tully.

1077
00:54:36,076 --> 00:54:38,512
All I'm looking for
is a little thank-you

1078
00:54:38,545 --> 00:54:41,048
that I did something nice
for you.

1079
00:54:42,082 --> 00:54:43,584
That's all.

1080
00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:46,186
("No Matter What" by Badfinger
playing)

1081
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,589
ANGUS: <i>Think I'll start</i>
<i>with a beer. How about you?</i>

1082
00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:51,292
PAUL:
Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.

1083
00:54:51,325 --> 00:54:53,160
Get your cheeseburger.

1084
00:54:53,193 --> 00:54:55,362
-They've got Miller High Life.
-Mm.

1085
00:54:55,396 --> 00:54:57,864
-The champagne of beers.
-Oh.

1086
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,303
Okay, you ready to order? Oh!

1087
00:55:02,336 --> 00:55:04,305
Miss Crane.

1088
00:55:04,338 --> 00:55:05,472
As I live and breathe.

1089
00:55:05,506 --> 00:55:07,441
What-what...
what are you doing here?

1090
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,009
(laughing):
Oh. Hi, guys.

1091
00:55:09,043 --> 00:55:10,943
Yeah, I always pick up
a little extra work

1092
00:55:10,977 --> 00:55:12,513
over Thanksgiving and Christmas.

1093
00:55:12,546 --> 00:55:14,415
Ah.

1094
00:55:14,448 --> 00:55:17,084
Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.

1095
00:55:17,117 --> 00:55:19,286
MISS CRANE:
Oh, sure. I know you.

1096
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,487
Angus Tully.

1097
00:55:20,521 --> 00:55:22,056
We met outside
Dr. Woodrup's office.

1098
00:55:22,089 --> 00:55:24,091
I was wrongly accused
of blowing up a toilet.

1099
00:55:24,124 --> 00:55:26,560
I didn't know about
the wrongly part.

1100
00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:27,960
(chuckling)

1101
00:55:27,994 --> 00:55:29,630
Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.

1102
00:55:29,663 --> 00:55:30,897
MISS CRANE:
Okay.

1103
00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:32,066
And a Miller High Life, please.

1104
00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:34,068
PAUL:
Uh, no, you will not.

1105
00:55:34,101 --> 00:55:36,136
Where do you stand on
Miller High Life, Miss Crane?

1106
00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:40,040
Well, like they say,
it's the champagne of beers.

1107
00:55:40,074 --> 00:55:41,941
-And she's a professional.
-PAUL: Okay.

1108
00:55:41,974 --> 00:55:44,378
MISS CRANE (laughs):
Okay, one cheeseburger.

1109
00:55:45,612 --> 00:55:47,214
-And a Coke.
-MISS CRANE: Okay.

1110
00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:49,016
I will have a cheeseburger
as well.

1111
00:55:49,049 --> 00:55:50,351
MISS CRANE (chuckles):
Two cheeseburgers.

1112
00:55:50,384 --> 00:55:53,986
-And a Jim Beam on the rocks.
-Oh. Okay.

1113
00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:55,356
PAUL:
Please.

1114
00:55:55,389 --> 00:55:58,225
Okay. You got it, guys.

1115
00:55:58,258 --> 00:56:00,494
Thank you.

1116
00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:02,262
Hmm.

1117
00:56:03,163 --> 00:56:05,599
(chuckling):
Ouch. You two have chemistry.

1118
00:56:05,632 --> 00:56:07,468
(laughs):
Okay.

1119
00:56:07,501 --> 00:56:09,169
That's the Percodan talking.

1120
00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:10,604
I don't know,
seeing her like this,

1121
00:56:10,637 --> 00:56:12,039
I think she's pretty attractive.

1122
00:56:12,072 --> 00:56:14,608
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,

1123
00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:17,111
that woman deserves
your respect,

1124
00:56:17,144 --> 00:56:20,647
not your erotic speculation.

1125
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:22,583
Well, may I at least
go to the bathroom?

1126
00:56:22,616 --> 00:56:25,419
-(Paul sighs)
-Sir?

1127
00:56:25,452 --> 00:56:27,287
You mean the pay phone?

1128
00:56:35,329 --> 00:56:36,430
-Okay.
-Ah.

1129
00:56:36,463 --> 00:56:37,964
A Coke...

1130
00:56:37,997 --> 00:56:39,299
-and a double Jim.
-Oh.

1131
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:40,967
(whispers):
I charged you for a single.

1132
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,136
-Thank you.
-(chuckles)

1133
00:56:42,169 --> 00:56:44,171
-Chin-chin.
-Mm-hmm.

1134
00:56:44,204 --> 00:56:47,141
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

1135
00:56:47,174 --> 00:56:48,709
I thought it was
Mr. Endicott's year.

1136
00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:50,677
(chuckles) No, I know.

1137
00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:53,013
Uh, I'm being punished.

1138
00:56:53,046 --> 00:56:55,015
Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...

1139
00:56:55,048 --> 00:56:57,284
A pompous ass
with a dictator complex?

1140
00:56:57,317 --> 00:56:59,319
(both chuckle)

1141
00:56:59,353 --> 00:57:00,953
Oops. Um...

1142
00:57:00,987 --> 00:57:03,424
Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,

1143
00:57:03,457 --> 00:57:06,193
well, he's a lovely
compassionate educator

1144
00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:08,429
-with a really groovy beard.
-(both laugh)

1145
00:57:08,462 --> 00:57:11,298
Yeah. You know, I've had
a lot of former students

1146
00:57:11,331 --> 00:57:13,167
ascend to positions
of authority.

1147
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,669
He's the only one
I've ever had to report to.

1148
00:57:15,702 --> 00:57:17,538
-He was your student?
-Oh, yes.

1149
00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,173
My first year teaching,

1150
00:57:19,206 --> 00:57:21,408
and he was an asshole even then.

1151
00:57:21,442 --> 00:57:23,444
(both laugh)

1152
00:57:23,477 --> 00:57:25,212
(sighs):
Oh.

1153
00:57:25,245 --> 00:57:28,115
Well, listen, if you and Angus
are really all alone up there,

1154
00:57:28,148 --> 00:57:30,184
I'm having a little
Christmas Eve party.

1155
00:57:30,217 --> 00:57:33,320
In case, you know,
you guys want to stop by.

1156
00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:38,559
("Knock Three Times" by
Tony Orlando & Dawn playing)

1157
00:57:38,592 --> 00:57:40,027
♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪

1158
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:41,328
(three drumbeats)

1159
00:57:41,361 --> 00:57:45,065
♪ Means you'll meet me
in the hallway ♪

1160
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,102
♪ Twice on the pipe ♪

1161
00:57:49,136 --> 00:57:52,972
♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪

1162
00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:58,245
♪ If you look out
your window tonight... ♪

1163
00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:02,015
Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.

1164
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:03,350
But I just put a dime down.

1165
00:58:03,383 --> 00:58:05,719
I don't care.
My buddy's up next.

1166
00:58:05,752 --> 00:58:07,154
That's not how it works.

1167
00:58:07,187 --> 00:58:09,089
That's how it works in here.

1168
00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:11,124
Why don't you go shoot
the other fucking machine?

1169
00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:13,293
Because I don't want to shoot
the other fucking machine.

1170
00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:16,230
-I want to use this one.
-Fuck!

1171
00:58:16,263 --> 00:58:19,032
Thanks for fucking up my mojo.

1172
00:58:19,066 --> 00:58:21,101
Hey, Kenny, you're up.

1173
00:58:21,134 --> 00:58:22,269
ANGUS:
Bullshit.

1174
00:58:22,302 --> 00:58:24,404
I put my dime down. I'm up next.

1175
00:58:24,438 --> 00:58:26,306
What was that?

1176
00:58:29,576 --> 00:58:31,378
Oh.

1177
00:58:35,582 --> 00:58:38,185
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.

1178
00:58:38,218 --> 00:58:40,087
PINBALL PLAYER:
Look at this fucking kid.

1179
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,189
Spoiled little fucking
Barton boy.

1180
00:58:42,222 --> 00:58:44,525
Yeah, he's a fancy
little prick, isn't he?

1181
00:58:44,558 --> 00:58:46,126
You know what?

1182
00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:47,661
You can just take my dime.

1183
00:58:47,694 --> 00:58:49,196
You want me to take your dime?

1184
00:58:49,229 --> 00:58:51,665
Like it's, uh...
like it's charity?

1185
00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:53,667
No. What I meant was...

1186
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,602
we could play together.

1187
00:58:55,636 --> 00:58:57,538
Yeah, you could be my left arm.

1188
00:58:57,571 --> 00:59:00,107
The fuck did you just say to me?

1189
00:59:00,707 --> 00:59:02,809
-Hey!
-Mr. Hunham?

1190
00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:04,278
PAUL:
Mm, yes?

1191
00:59:04,311 --> 00:59:06,179
-Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
-Why?

1192
00:59:06,213 --> 00:59:07,681
Uh, I've just been called
a fancy little prick.

1193
00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:09,683
-Hey! Why'd you run off?
-We should go.

1194
00:59:09,716 --> 00:59:11,218
We were just talking to you.

1195
00:59:11,251 --> 00:59:12,553
Don't they teach you manners
at that school?

1196
00:59:12,586 --> 00:59:13,687
-No, no, no. No, no.
-MISS CRANE: Kenneth!

1197
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,821
Kenneth, leave him alone.

1198
00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:16,857
They just came in for some food.

1199
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,625
PAUL:
Kenneth. Kenneth.

1200
00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:20,127
Is that right?

1201
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,429
Uh, I don't doubt he did
something to offend you.

1202
00:59:22,462 --> 00:59:23,730
It's his specialty.

1203
00:59:23,764 --> 00:59:26,533
Now, perhaps I can purchase you
gentlemen something to imbibe

1204
00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:30,237
and we could let whatever
this unfortunate incident is

1205
00:59:30,270 --> 00:59:32,406
go the way of the dodo.

1206
00:59:32,439 --> 00:59:33,840
The what?

1207
00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,876
The dodo. It's an extinct bird.

1208
00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:37,444
What he's trying to say is

1209
00:59:37,477 --> 00:59:40,280
he'd like to buy you guys
a beer.

1210
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,819
-Yeah, yeah. Okay.
-PAUL: Great.

1211
00:59:45,852 --> 00:59:47,854
Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.

1212
00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:50,591
Champagne of beers.

1213
00:59:52,659 --> 00:59:55,329
Why'd you buy those guys beers?
They're assholes.

1214
00:59:55,362 --> 00:59:57,631
That's one way to look at it.

1215
00:59:58,632 --> 01:00:00,534
Hey.

1216
01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:02,369
Catch.

1217
01:00:02,402 --> 01:00:05,606
How many boys do you know
have had their hands blown off?

1218
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,610
Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.

1219
01:00:09,643 --> 01:00:13,680
No, they go to Yale
or Dartmouth or Cornell,

1220
01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:16,383
whether they deserve to or not.

1221
01:00:16,416 --> 01:00:20,454
-Except for Curtis Lamb.
-Except for Curtis Lamb.

1222
01:00:26,693 --> 01:00:29,162
Were you ever in the military?

1223
01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:32,366
Yes. I tried to enlist in '41,
but was rejected.

1224
01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:34,868
I have to get in over there.

1225
01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:37,471
They made me an air raid warden.

1226
01:00:37,504 --> 01:00:39,806
Gave me a whistle
and everything. (chuckles)

1227
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,776
Helmet, armband.

1228
01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:45,379
Yeah.

1229
01:00:45,412 --> 01:00:47,848
Before we get going,
can I be candid with you?

1230
01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:50,183
Mm-hmm.

1231
01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:52,152
You smell.

1232
01:00:56,456 --> 01:00:57,591
Like fish.

1233
01:00:57,624 --> 01:00:59,860
And it's really noticeable
towards the end of the day.

1234
01:00:59,893 --> 01:01:01,928
I can even smell it
on your coat.

1235
01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,698
-Mind if I crack the window?
-(sighs)

1236
01:01:06,867 --> 01:01:08,802
Trimethylaminuria.

1237
01:01:08,835 --> 01:01:09,936
Huh?

1238
01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:12,706
Trimethylaminuria.

1239
01:01:12,739 --> 01:01:15,742
Means my body can't break down
trimethylamine.

1240
01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:17,377
That's the smell.

1241
01:01:17,411 --> 01:01:20,947
And, uh, yes,
more toward the end of the day.

1242
01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:22,416
Wow.

1243
01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:25,485
-Your whole life?
-Mm-hmm.

1244
01:01:25,519 --> 01:01:27,320
No wonder you're afraid
of women.

1245
01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:30,223
I am not afraid of women.

1246
01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:31,425
-Jesus H. Christ.
-Sorry.

1247
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,759
I shouldn't have said anything.

1248
01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:33,960
(sighs)

1249
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:35,429
Dr. Gertler says I don't always

1250
01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:36,997
give consideration
to my audience.

1251
01:01:37,031 --> 01:01:40,200
Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?

1252
01:01:40,867 --> 01:01:42,636
-My shrink.
-Hmm.

1253
01:01:42,669 --> 01:01:45,972
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried
a good, swift kick in the ass?

1254
01:01:46,007 --> 01:01:47,741
(Angus scoffs)

1255
01:01:47,774 --> 01:01:49,910
Okay, all right, now your turn.

1256
01:01:49,943 --> 01:01:51,311
-Hmm.
-Go ahead.

1257
01:01:51,344 --> 01:01:52,713
-Tell me something about me.
-(scoffs)

1258
01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:54,614
-Something negative.
-Something negative about you?

1259
01:01:54,648 --> 01:01:56,616
Sure. Just one thing.

1260
01:01:56,650 --> 01:01:58,985
Just one?

1261
01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:00,987
MARY: <i>Why'd you two</i>
<i>miss dinner last night?</i>

1262
01:02:01,022 --> 01:02:05,826
Oh, we went into town on some,
uh, school-related business.

1263
01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:07,761
And you couldn't call?

1264
01:02:07,794 --> 01:02:09,429
Sorry.

1265
01:02:11,032 --> 01:02:12,766
Good morning, everybody.

1266
01:02:12,799 --> 01:02:14,434
-Hi, Danny.
-Good morning.

1267
01:02:14,468 --> 01:02:16,503
You can go on in
and fix yourself a plate.

1268
01:02:16,536 --> 01:02:18,872
Mm, I just saw something funny.

1269
01:02:18,905 --> 01:02:21,042
I walked into the gym,

1270
01:02:21,075 --> 01:02:24,377
and someone had vomited
in there.

1271
01:02:27,481 --> 01:02:29,816
You don't say. I don't know
anything about that.

1272
01:02:29,850 --> 01:02:31,351
Yeah. Me, neither.

1273
01:02:31,384 --> 01:02:33,487
No, uh, I'll look into that
right away.

1274
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,755
Thank you.

1275
01:02:34,788 --> 01:02:37,290
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.

1276
01:02:38,892 --> 01:02:41,294
♪ ♪

1277
01:02:43,697 --> 01:02:46,433
-(bucket thuds on floor)
-(Angus scoffs)

1278
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:50,303
DANNY:
You're out your mind.

1279
01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:54,307
(breathing sharply)

1280
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,348
(exhales)

1281
01:03:07,954 --> 01:03:09,756
(grunts)

1282
01:03:12,959 --> 01:03:14,628
(grunts)

1283
01:03:17,098 --> 01:03:19,766
(banging)

1284
01:03:22,636 --> 01:03:24,538
I appreciate you pitching in.

1285
01:03:24,571 --> 01:03:26,940
No, no, I should be
thanking you.

1286
01:03:26,973 --> 01:03:29,376
This is very therapeutic.

1287
01:03:29,409 --> 01:03:30,844
(scoffs)
Try it when you're stuck

1288
01:03:30,877 --> 01:03:33,080
serving 300 little shits,
and all they do is complain.

1289
01:03:33,114 --> 01:03:35,016
Then you tell me
how therapeutic it is.

1290
01:03:35,049 --> 01:03:36,683
-Well, fair enough.
-(chuckles)

1291
01:03:36,716 --> 01:03:38,585
Mary.

1292
01:03:39,452 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaking of.

1293
01:03:42,389 --> 01:03:43,623
(chuckling):
Oh, brownies?

1294
01:03:43,657 --> 01:03:45,358
God, yes. I want all of these.

1295
01:03:45,392 --> 01:03:46,793
MARY:
Ah-ah. Just take one.

1296
01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:48,728
The rest is for
the Christmas party tonight.

1297
01:03:48,762 --> 01:03:50,664
What Christmas party?
There's a Christmas party?

1298
01:03:50,697 --> 01:03:52,666
MARY:
Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.

1299
01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:54,401
I'm only going to go
for a little bit.

1300
01:03:54,434 --> 01:03:55,802
Show my face
and say I was there.

1301
01:03:55,836 --> 01:03:58,538
You know, Miss Crane said
she invited you too.

1302
01:03:59,472 --> 01:04:00,841
-I want to go to the party.
-(Paul stammers)

1303
01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:03,543
She didn't mean it.
We were just making small talk.

1304
01:04:03,577 --> 01:04:05,378
If you don't want to go,
don't go.

1305
01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:06,880
-I'll take him.
-(Paul scoffs)

1306
01:04:06,913 --> 01:04:08,115
Mary can take me.

1307
01:04:08,149 --> 01:04:10,117
No, that's not how it works.

1308
01:04:10,151 --> 01:04:12,019
You're under my supervision.

1309
01:04:12,919 --> 01:04:15,122
Okay, maybe it's fine
for you to sit around here

1310
01:04:15,156 --> 01:04:17,024
and read books all day,

1311
01:04:17,058 --> 01:04:18,859
but I'm losing my goddamn mind.

1312
01:04:18,892 --> 01:04:20,527
-Jesus!
-MARY: Hey!

1313
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,129
Watch your mouth, young man.

1314
01:04:22,163 --> 01:04:23,897
Not on Christmas Eve.

1315
01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:25,532
You see?

1316
01:04:25,565 --> 01:04:27,467
I can't trust him
in a social situation.

1317
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,436
Mr. Hunham,
if you're too chickenshit

1318
01:04:29,469 --> 01:04:31,605
to go to this party,
then just say that.

1319
01:04:31,638 --> 01:04:33,640
-But don't fuck it up
for the little asshole. -Mm.

1320
01:04:33,673 --> 01:04:36,443
What's wrong with you?
It's just a party.

1321
01:04:37,577 --> 01:04:40,147
-What are you afraid of?
-(sighs) I don't know.

1322
01:04:40,181 --> 01:04:42,749
Shit. Now you got me nervous.

1323
01:04:42,782 --> 01:04:45,986
("White Christmas"
by The Swingle Singers playing)

1324
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:09,643
♪ ♪

1325
01:05:25,026 --> 01:05:27,594
(sniffing)

1326
01:05:37,238 --> 01:05:39,906
-(spraying)
-Mm.

1327
01:05:42,109 --> 01:05:43,843
Yeah.

1328
01:05:51,152 --> 01:05:52,953
(lively chatter)

1329
01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:56,556
("Jingle Bells" by Herb Alpert
& The Tijuana Brass playing)

1330
01:06:03,596 --> 01:06:05,266
-Oh, hi.
-Oh, hi.

1331
01:06:05,299 --> 01:06:07,867
-Oh, you made it. Welcome.
-(chuckles) Yes.

1332
01:06:07,901 --> 01:06:09,970
Hi. Aw.

1333
01:06:10,003 --> 01:06:11,238
I am so glad you're here.

1334
01:06:11,272 --> 01:06:12,639
We're happy to be here.

1335
01:06:12,672 --> 01:06:14,141
Where should I put these?

1336
01:06:14,175 --> 01:06:15,942
Um, oh. (chuckles)

1337
01:06:15,976 --> 01:06:17,244
(gasps)

1338
01:06:17,278 --> 01:06:18,845
Those, I'll be putting
on my bedside table.

1339
01:06:18,878 --> 01:06:21,248
(laughing):
Oh! You're a wicked woman.

1340
01:06:21,282 --> 01:06:23,550
-You have no idea.
-Oh!

1341
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:25,286
Certainly a lot of people here.

1342
01:06:25,319 --> 01:06:27,254
(sighs) Yeah, yeah.

1343
01:06:27,288 --> 01:06:29,656
Some family, friends from town.

1344
01:06:29,689 --> 01:06:31,092
-Oh.
-Only you guys from work.

1345
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:32,592
-Ah.
-Yeah.

1346
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,861
-That's my mom on the couch.
-PAUL: Mm-hmm.

1347
01:06:34,894 --> 01:06:37,597
MISS CRANE:
Uh, that's my sister Kathy

1348
01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:40,134
and her son Marvin.

1349
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:42,769
Oh, and that's my friend Tom.

1350
01:06:42,802 --> 01:06:44,604
He owns the men's clothing store

1351
01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:45,872
-on Bolen Street.
-PAUL: Of course.

1352
01:06:45,905 --> 01:06:47,774
MISS CRANE:
Yeah, and his son.

1353
01:06:50,944 --> 01:06:52,779
(chatter and music fade)

1354
01:06:52,812 --> 01:06:55,648
(music box playing
"Away in a Manger")

1355
01:07:10,663 --> 01:07:12,033
MISS CRANE:
Angus.

1356
01:07:12,066 --> 01:07:13,600
This is Angus Tully.

1357
01:07:13,633 --> 01:07:15,336
He's one of our students
at Barton.

1358
01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:18,105
This is my niece Elise.

1359
01:07:19,073 --> 01:07:21,308
"Niece Elise." Nice.

1360
01:07:21,342 --> 01:07:23,277
MISS CRANE:
And this is Mr. Hunham.

1361
01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:25,212
He's one of our finest teachers.

1362
01:07:25,246 --> 01:07:26,613
-PAUL: Oh.
-MISS CRANE: History, right?

1363
01:07:26,646 --> 01:07:27,847
PAUL:
Uh, ancient civilizations.

1364
01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:29,183
MISS CRANE:
Ah. (chuckles)

1365
01:07:29,216 --> 01:07:30,683
And this is Mary Lamb.

1366
01:07:30,717 --> 01:07:32,685
She is the manager
of the cafeteria.

1367
01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:33,920
-ELISE: Cool.
-Hi.

1368
01:07:33,953 --> 01:07:35,189
Hi. (chuckles)

1369
01:07:35,222 --> 01:07:37,724
Um, hey, why don't you
take Angus

1370
01:07:37,757 --> 01:07:39,726
down into the basement?

1371
01:07:39,759 --> 01:07:41,095
Introduce him
to our family tradition.

1372
01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:42,695
Come on.

1373
01:07:42,729 --> 01:07:45,665
Okay, and, uh, why don't I
get you guys some drinks?

1374
01:07:45,698 --> 01:07:47,334
-Uh, Jim Beam for you, right?
-Correct.

1375
01:07:47,368 --> 01:07:48,735
Okay, and what about you, Mary?

1376
01:07:48,768 --> 01:07:50,970
-Uh, I'll take a whiskey.
-Okay.

1377
01:07:51,005 --> 01:07:52,672
(kids chattering)

1378
01:07:52,705 --> 01:07:54,641
♪ He's the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus ♪

1379
01:07:54,674 --> 01:07:56,976
♪ Who'll be around
on Christmas Eve night ♪

1380
01:07:57,011 --> 01:07:59,846
♪ He's a chubby little fellow
with a long white beard ♪

1381
01:07:59,879 --> 01:08:01,848
♪ And he comes
from far away... ♪

1382
01:08:01,881 --> 01:08:03,817
ANGUS: This is what
you wanted to show me?

1383
01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:07,388
I grew up playing down here
during my aunt's parties.

1384
01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:09,356
I think it's kind of cool.

1385
01:08:09,390 --> 01:08:11,758
There's a purity to it.

1386
01:08:12,659 --> 01:08:15,995
I mean, every child
is an artist.

1387
01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:20,101
The problem is remaining
an artist when we grow up.

1388
01:08:20,134 --> 01:08:21,968
Picasso said that.

1389
01:08:22,001 --> 01:08:23,703
Picasso's cool.

1390
01:08:23,736 --> 01:08:25,239
Yeah, I saw <i>Guernica</i> once.

1391
01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:27,108
-You know, the-the big mural?
-Yeah.

1392
01:08:27,141 --> 01:08:29,009
-With the horse?
-(laughs)

1393
01:08:29,043 --> 01:08:31,178
Yeah, I know <i>Guernica.</i>
You really saw it?

1394
01:08:31,212 --> 01:08:34,848
Yeah. At The Museum
of Modern Art in New York.

1395
01:08:34,881 --> 01:08:36,950
It's huge.

1396
01:08:36,983 --> 01:08:39,120
My dad took me.

1397
01:08:39,153 --> 01:08:41,122
♪ Merry Christmas ♪

1398
01:08:41,155 --> 01:08:43,057
("Silent Night" by
The Temptations playing)

1399
01:08:43,090 --> 01:08:48,262
-♪ To each one of you ♪
-♪ To all of you ♪

1400
01:08:48,295 --> 01:08:51,332
-♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
-♪ Mm ♪

1401
01:08:51,365 --> 01:08:57,204
♪ Silent night ♪

1402
01:08:57,238 --> 01:09:01,208
♪ Holy night... ♪

1403
01:09:01,242 --> 01:09:03,643
There you go.

1404
01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:06,313
Hey, how you doing, hmm?

1405
01:09:06,347 --> 01:09:08,815
-I'm doing all right.
-Okay.

1406
01:09:09,983 --> 01:09:12,019
They put me
in charge of the music.

1407
01:09:12,052 --> 01:09:14,021
Who put you in charge
of the music?

1408
01:09:14,054 --> 01:09:15,022
I did.

1409
01:09:15,055 --> 01:09:16,890
-(both laugh)
-You so crazy.

1410
01:09:16,923 --> 01:09:18,925
Oh. I got you something.

1411
01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,428
-No, Danny.
-Yeah, go ahead.

1412
01:09:21,462 --> 01:09:23,097
Mm-mm.
You didn't have to do all this.

1413
01:09:23,130 --> 01:09:26,267
I don't have to do anything
but pay taxes and die.

1414
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,335
I wanted to. Here.

1415
01:09:28,369 --> 01:09:34,175
♪ Holy infant
so tender and mild... ♪

1416
01:09:36,143 --> 01:09:37,710
This is lovely.

1417
01:09:37,744 --> 01:09:39,046
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

1418
01:09:39,079 --> 01:09:40,780
But, Danny,
I didn't get you anything.

1419
01:09:40,813 --> 01:09:41,915
Yes, you did.

1420
01:09:41,948 --> 01:09:45,052
You got me that beautiful smile.

1421
01:09:45,085 --> 01:09:46,719
(Danny chuckling)

1422
01:09:46,753 --> 01:09:48,389
-There it is.
-(Mary chuckles)

1423
01:09:48,422 --> 01:09:51,058
(laughing):
There it is.

1424
01:09:51,091 --> 01:09:54,694
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.

1425
01:09:55,396 --> 01:09:56,763
(kids chattering)

1426
01:09:56,796 --> 01:09:58,032
ANGUS:
Am I doing this right?

1427
01:09:58,065 --> 01:10:00,100
ELISE:
There's no right or wrong.

1428
01:10:01,035 --> 01:10:04,371
♪ I wish my mom would marry
Santa Claus ♪

1429
01:10:04,405 --> 01:10:08,242
♪ Then I know
he would always stay ♪

1430
01:10:08,275 --> 01:10:12,879
♪ And we could always play
with the toys... ♪

1431
01:10:12,912 --> 01:10:15,182
Are you trying to look
down my shirt?

1432
01:10:15,216 --> 01:10:18,085
(laughs):
No.

1433
01:10:18,118 --> 01:10:20,120
Yes.

1434
01:10:23,524 --> 01:10:25,226
You know, I'm not gonna do this

1435
01:10:25,259 --> 01:10:26,960
if you're not gonna
take it seriously.

1436
01:10:26,993 --> 01:10:29,096
(laughing):
I am taking it seriously.

1437
01:10:29,129 --> 01:10:31,298
As seriously as one can take
finger painting.

1438
01:10:31,332 --> 01:10:32,899
(laughing):
You're not.

1439
01:10:32,932 --> 01:10:36,936
You missed this whole area
right here.

1440
01:10:38,838 --> 01:10:42,109
♪ And it would always be ♪

1441
01:10:42,142 --> 01:10:46,347
♪ Like Christmas
every day for me. ♪

1442
01:11:00,261 --> 01:11:01,894
(chuckles)

1443
01:11:02,529 --> 01:11:03,997
Oh. (chuckles)

1444
01:11:04,031 --> 01:11:05,898
-Well...
-Mistletoe. (laughs)

1445
01:11:05,932 --> 01:11:08,402
Oh, yes, of course,
that's-that's why. Right.

1446
01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:10,471
-Ah.
-(both laughing)

1447
01:11:10,504 --> 01:11:11,871
You know, it's interesting.

1448
01:11:11,904 --> 01:11:14,508
Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe
with him

1449
01:11:14,541 --> 01:11:16,410
when he descended
into Hades, uh,

1450
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:18,212
in search of his father.

1451
01:11:18,245 --> 01:11:20,214
Oh. Huh.

1452
01:11:21,081 --> 01:11:23,484
Anyway, uh, I like your tree.

1453
01:11:23,517 --> 01:11:25,219
It's very space-age.

1454
01:11:25,252 --> 01:11:28,289
Oh! I bought it to commemorate
the moon landing.

1455
01:11:28,322 --> 01:11:30,557
-Really? Oh. Oh.
-Yeah.

1456
01:11:30,591 --> 01:11:32,760
(Miss Crane sighs)

1457
01:11:33,993 --> 01:11:36,297
So, where's your family
this Christmas?

1458
01:11:36,330 --> 01:11:37,997
Nowhere. I'm an only child.

1459
01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:39,966
Uh, my mother died
when I was young.

1460
01:11:39,999 --> 01:11:41,101
Oh.

1461
01:11:41,135 --> 01:11:42,469
And your father?

1462
01:11:42,503 --> 01:11:43,970
(chuckles)

1463
01:11:44,003 --> 01:11:46,273
Let's just say I left home
when I was 15.

1464
01:11:46,307 --> 01:11:47,874
-You ran away?
-Worse.

1465
01:11:47,907 --> 01:11:50,177
-I got a scholarship to Barton.
-Oh.

1466
01:11:50,210 --> 01:11:54,081
And from there, I went to
college and never looked back.

1467
01:11:54,114 --> 01:11:56,550
-Oh, but you did a little.
-Hmm?

1468
01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:58,585
I mean, you came back here.

1469
01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,853
Ah.

1470
01:12:00,887 --> 01:12:03,324
Feels kind of like home. Yes.

1471
01:12:03,357 --> 01:12:06,193
And I guess I thought
I could make a difference.

1472
01:12:06,226 --> 01:12:09,330
I mean, I used to think I could
prepare them for the world

1473
01:12:09,363 --> 01:12:10,897
-even a little.
-Mm-hmm.

1474
01:12:10,930 --> 01:12:12,199
Provide standards and grounding

1475
01:12:12,232 --> 01:12:14,168
like Dr. Greene always
drilled into us.

1476
01:12:14,201 --> 01:12:16,537
But, uh, the world doesn't
make sense anymore.

1477
01:12:16,570 --> 01:12:19,640
(chuckles):
I mean, it's on fire.

1478
01:12:19,673 --> 01:12:21,941
The rich don't give a shit.

1479
01:12:21,974 --> 01:12:23,943
Poor kids are cannon fodder.

1480
01:12:23,976 --> 01:12:26,046
Integrity is a punch line.

1481
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,549
Trust is just a name on a bank.

1482
01:12:28,582 --> 01:12:30,084
(Miss Crane chuckles softly)

1483
01:12:30,117 --> 01:12:32,019
Well...

1484
01:12:32,052 --> 01:12:34,488
look, if that's all true,

1485
01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:38,858
then now is when they most need
someone like you.

1486
01:12:41,961 --> 01:12:44,298
(record scratching, skipping)

1487
01:12:44,331 --> 01:12:46,500
("When Winter Comes" by Artie
Shaw & His Orchestra playing)

1488
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:52,139
Danny, did you know that
Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?

1489
01:12:52,172 --> 01:12:54,375
You know,
we used to dance to this.

1490
01:12:54,408 --> 01:12:55,908
(chuckles)

1491
01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:59,046
What teenage kid you know
listens to Artie Shaw?

1492
01:13:01,281 --> 01:13:02,116
You're killing me.

1493
01:13:02,149 --> 01:13:03,617
Can't you play something
a little hipper?

1494
01:13:03,650 --> 01:13:05,519
Don't touch that goddamn record.

1495
01:13:05,552 --> 01:13:07,688
DANNY: Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary,
come on, just sit down.

1496
01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:09,256
-MARY: Oh, I'm okay.
-DANNY: All right.

1497
01:13:09,289 --> 01:13:11,592
-No, Danny, I'm okay.
-I-I know. Please.

1498
01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,595
-Okay, but I said I'm okay.
-Okay.

1499
01:13:14,628 --> 01:13:17,398
♪ And I'll be fine
in the summer ♪

1500
01:13:17,431 --> 01:13:20,601
♪ But then I gotta have you
to cuddle up to ♪

1501
01:13:20,634 --> 01:13:23,203
♪ When winter comes. ♪

1502
01:13:26,507 --> 01:13:28,908
♪ ♪

1503
01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,256
Go get me another drink.

1504
01:13:43,457 --> 01:13:45,559
So, are you planning
anything special for tomorrow?

1505
01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:48,028
No. Why? Are you having, um...

1506
01:13:48,061 --> 01:13:50,063
Oh, no, no. I just...

1507
01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:52,699
I thought maybe you were doing
something special for Angus.

1508
01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:54,334
Oh.

1509
01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:55,736
("It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing)

1510
01:13:55,769 --> 01:13:58,071
-You should.
-Oh.

1511
01:13:58,105 --> 01:14:00,307
Help preserve some of the magic.

1512
01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:03,577
I mean, he may be a little
difficult, but he's still...

1513
01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:05,579
-he's just a kid.
-Yeah.

1514
01:14:05,612 --> 01:14:09,716
Life catches up to them so fast.

1515
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:12,186
Them. Ha.

1516
01:14:13,353 --> 01:14:15,489
-Us.
-Mm-hmm.

1517
01:14:18,258 --> 01:14:21,295
You're a very sweet person,
Miss Crane.

1518
01:14:21,328 --> 01:14:23,697
Aw.

1519
01:14:23,730 --> 01:14:26,033
-So are you.
-(chuckles)

1520
01:14:26,066 --> 01:14:27,634
-When you want to be.
-Mm.

1521
01:14:27,668 --> 01:14:29,303
And it's Lydia.

1522
01:14:29,336 --> 01:14:31,371
Lydia. (chuckles)

1523
01:14:32,372 --> 01:14:34,341
(door opens)

1524
01:14:35,676 --> 01:14:37,678
-Excuse me for a minute.
-Mm.

1525
01:14:37,711 --> 01:14:40,113
Hi.

1526
01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:45,152
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1527
01:14:45,185 --> 01:14:47,120
♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪

1528
01:14:47,154 --> 01:14:50,224
♪ When loved ones are near ♪

1529
01:14:50,257 --> 01:14:53,627
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪

1530
01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:57,030
♪ Of the year... ♪

1531
01:14:57,064 --> 01:14:58,632
(sighs)

1532
01:14:59,566 --> 01:15:02,336
Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham,
could you come with me, please?

1533
01:15:02,369 --> 01:15:04,137
Yeah. What is it?

1534
01:15:04,171 --> 01:15:06,340
Come on. I'm serious.

1535
01:15:06,373 --> 01:15:08,275
(grunts)

1536
01:15:09,443 --> 01:15:11,378
-Come on.
-Yes.

1537
01:15:11,411 --> 01:15:13,447
♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪

1538
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,083
-(Mary sobbing)
-♪ And tales of the glories ♪

1539
01:15:16,116 --> 01:15:19,253
♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago... ♪

1540
01:15:19,286 --> 01:15:21,588
Mary?

1541
01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,557
You all right?

1542
01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:26,126
MARY:
Just leave me alone.

1543
01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:28,729
You want me to take you home?

1544
01:15:28,762 --> 01:15:31,732
Back off! Back off.

1545
01:15:31,765 --> 01:15:33,734
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1546
01:15:33,767 --> 01:15:36,103
♪ And hearts
will be glowing... ♪

1547
01:15:36,136 --> 01:15:38,572
(song continues muffled
in distance)

1548
01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:43,443
(Mary sniffling, crying)

1549
01:15:46,446 --> 01:15:48,582
He's gone.

1550
01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:58,358
(sighs)

1551
01:15:59,192 --> 01:16:00,294
PAUL:
I was right.

1552
01:16:00,327 --> 01:16:01,828
This is why I hate parties.

1553
01:16:01,862 --> 01:16:03,830
That was a disaster.
Total disaster.

1554
01:16:03,864 --> 01:16:06,133
Speak for yourself.
I was having fun.

1555
01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:07,501
Let's take Mary home,

1556
01:16:07,534 --> 01:16:08,735
make sure she's okay,
and we'll come back.

1557
01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:10,537
-Out of the question.
-Come on.

1558
01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:12,172
Would you give me a break?

1559
01:16:12,205 --> 01:16:13,707
I was hitting it off with Elise.

1560
01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:15,108
Oh. (chuckles) The niece?

1561
01:16:15,142 --> 01:16:16,276
Are you kidding me?

1562
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:17,644
This poor woman is bereft,

1563
01:16:17,678 --> 01:16:19,580
and all you can think about
is some silly girl.

1564
01:16:19,613 --> 01:16:21,582
-Unbelievable. -I don't need
you feeling sorry for me.

1565
01:16:21,615 --> 01:16:24,885
See? I'm just saying,
this was the first good thing

1566
01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:27,554
that came with being
in this prison with you.

1567
01:16:27,588 --> 01:16:29,323
Need I remind you

1568
01:16:29,356 --> 01:16:31,525
that it is not my fault
that you are stuck here?

1569
01:16:31,558 --> 01:16:33,627
Do you think I want
to be babysitting you?

1570
01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:37,297
Oh, no, no, I was praying to
the god I don't even believe in

1571
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:38,865
that your mother
would pick up the phone

1572
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:42,603
or your father would arrive
in a helicopter or a submarine

1573
01:16:42,636 --> 01:16:44,871
or a flying fucking saucer
to take you...

1574
01:16:44,905 --> 01:16:47,307
My father's dead.

1575
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,875
(stammering):
I thought your father...

1576
01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:52,212
That's just some rich guy
my mom married.

1577
01:16:52,245 --> 01:16:54,514
Give me your keys.

1578
01:16:54,548 --> 01:16:56,483
It's unlocked.

1579
01:17:01,688 --> 01:17:05,759
You don't tell a boy that's
been left behind at Christmas

1580
01:17:05,792 --> 01:17:07,894
that you're aching
to cut him loose.

1581
01:17:07,928 --> 01:17:10,163
That nobody wants him.

1582
01:17:10,197 --> 01:17:12,733
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1583
01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:15,469
Let's go. I'm cold.

1584
01:17:18,772 --> 01:17:20,641
(grunts softly)

1585
01:17:26,546 --> 01:17:32,185
♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

1586
01:17:32,219 --> 01:17:37,157
♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

1587
01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:43,430
♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

1588
01:17:43,463 --> 01:17:49,236
♪ The silent stars go by ♪

1589
01:17:49,269 --> 01:17:54,675
♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

1590
01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:58,245
♪ The everlasting light... ♪

1591
01:17:58,278 --> 01:18:00,213
(car door closes)

1592
01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:01,915
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.

1593
01:18:01,948 --> 01:18:03,617
What can I do for you, chief?

1594
01:18:03,650 --> 01:18:04,885
I'm looking for a tree.

1595
01:18:04,918 --> 01:18:06,453
Well, you came
to the right place.

1596
01:18:06,486 --> 01:18:09,589
Big fire sale on all
remaining inventory.

1597
01:18:11,992 --> 01:18:14,162
Mr. Tully.

1598
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:17,264
Mr. Tully?

1599
01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:20,734
Mr. Tully.

1600
01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:24,905
Uh, Angus Tully!

1601
01:18:24,938 --> 01:18:27,340
(radio playing indistinctly)

1602
01:18:29,943 --> 01:18:31,344
(Paul sighs)

1603
01:18:31,378 --> 01:18:33,313
-Good morning.
-Merry Christmas.

1604
01:18:33,346 --> 01:18:35,016
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, of course.

1605
01:18:35,049 --> 01:18:36,750
How are you?

1606
01:18:36,783 --> 01:18:39,286
Well, I've got a case
of the cocktail flu.

1607
01:18:39,319 --> 01:18:41,655
-Yeah. Have you seen the boy?
-Mm-mm.

1608
01:18:41,688 --> 01:18:44,524
Goddammit,
where the hell can he be?

1609
01:18:45,892 --> 01:18:48,228
Angus!

1610
01:18:49,763 --> 01:18:51,798
Mr. Tully?

1611
01:18:51,832 --> 01:18:53,900
(piano playing)

1612
01:18:53,934 --> 01:18:56,503
(panting)

1613
01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:09,416
-(door bangs shut)
-(playing stops)

1614
01:19:10,984 --> 01:19:13,887
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.

1615
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,756
Where the hell have you been?

1616
01:19:15,789 --> 01:19:18,358
I don't know. Just here.

1617
01:19:18,391 --> 01:19:20,527
Come on.
I have something to show you.

1618
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,629
♪ ♪

1619
01:19:26,067 --> 01:19:28,401
No ornaments?

1620
01:19:30,804 --> 01:19:34,741
Oh, I'm sure we can round up
some ornaments somewhere.

1621
01:19:34,775 --> 01:19:37,577
Uh, now...

1622
01:19:37,611 --> 01:19:40,480
this is for you.

1623
01:19:51,558 --> 01:19:54,628
<i>Meditations</i> by Marcus Aurelius.

1624
01:19:54,661 --> 01:19:56,830
For my money, it's like
the Bible, the Koran

1625
01:19:56,863 --> 01:19:59,666
and the Bhagavad Gita
all rolled up into one.

1626
01:19:59,699 --> 01:20:02,536
And the best part is
not one mention of God.

1627
01:20:02,569 --> 01:20:04,805
-Hmm.
-ANGUS: Okay.

1628
01:20:04,838 --> 01:20:06,706
Thanks.

1629
01:20:07,808 --> 01:20:10,610
And Mary.

1630
01:20:10,644 --> 01:20:12,579
This is for you.

1631
01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:15,582
Hmm.

1632
01:20:22,756 --> 01:20:24,891
So you just get this
for everybody?

1633
01:20:24,925 --> 01:20:26,960
And...

1634
01:20:26,993 --> 01:20:28,695
-Mm-hmm.
-(Paul chuckling)

1635
01:20:28,728 --> 01:20:30,897
-Now, how'd you guess?
-How indeed?

1636
01:20:30,931 --> 01:20:32,099
(chuckles)

1637
01:20:32,133 --> 01:20:34,101
Oh, and...

1638
01:20:34,135 --> 01:20:36,636
this came in the mail for you.

1639
01:20:56,823 --> 01:20:58,892
♪ ♪

1640
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,069
(Paul sighs)

1641
01:21:08,102 --> 01:21:10,137
Thank you, Mary.

1642
01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:12,139
That was just lovely.

1643
01:21:12,173 --> 01:21:13,506
Oh.

1644
01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:15,542
Is that an actual compliment?

1645
01:21:15,575 --> 01:21:18,445
-Oh, come on.
-(Mary laughs)

1646
01:21:18,478 --> 01:21:20,614
You know,
I don't think I've ever had

1647
01:21:20,647 --> 01:21:23,817
a real family Christmas
like this before.

1648
01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:26,486
Christmas dinner,
I mean family-style.

1649
01:21:26,519 --> 01:21:29,156
Out of the oven
and all the trimmings.

1650
01:21:29,190 --> 01:21:31,925
My mom always just orders in
from Delmonico's.

1651
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:33,460
(Angus and Paul chuckle)

1652
01:21:33,493 --> 01:21:35,562
MARY:
Well, she's got the right idea.

1653
01:21:35,595 --> 01:21:38,665
Next year I'm ordering in
from Delmonico's.

1654
01:21:40,167 --> 01:21:43,870
Anyway, thank you, Mary.

1655
01:21:43,904 --> 01:21:45,639
You're welcome.

1656
01:21:45,672 --> 01:21:47,641
PAUL:
I'd like to propose a toast.

1657
01:21:47,674 --> 01:21:52,479
To my two unlikely companions
on this snowy island

1658
01:21:52,512 --> 01:21:57,584
and to our absent friends
and family.

1659
01:21:59,053 --> 01:22:03,057
And I realize that none of us
is here because he wants to be.

1660
01:22:03,090 --> 01:22:06,493
So if there's any way
that I could make the holidays

1661
01:22:06,526 --> 01:22:09,096
a little cheerier
for either one of you,

1662
01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:11,965
just say the word.

1663
01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:15,236
Okay.

1664
01:22:15,269 --> 01:22:17,138
I want to go to Boston.

1665
01:22:17,171 --> 01:22:18,939
Boston? Why?

1666
01:22:18,972 --> 01:22:20,640
Why not?

1667
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:23,210
I want a real Christmas.
I want to go ice-skating.

1668
01:22:23,244 --> 01:22:24,778
I want to see
a real Christmas tree

1669
01:22:24,811 --> 01:22:26,247
with real ornaments,
not that stupid thing.

1670
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,548
-You said it was nice.
-MARY: It is nice.

1671
01:22:28,581 --> 01:22:30,517
ANGUS:
Come on, let's get out of here.

1672
01:22:30,550 --> 01:22:32,019
I want a real holiday.

1673
01:22:32,053 --> 01:22:34,521
We're not going to Boston.
It's out of the question.

1674
01:22:34,554 --> 01:22:36,023
MARY:
You told the boy "anything,"

1675
01:22:36,057 --> 01:22:37,524
so take the kid to Boston.

1676
01:22:37,557 --> 01:22:39,559
Mary, we're not allowed
to leave campus

1677
01:22:39,592 --> 01:22:41,995
or the immediate environs.

1678
01:22:46,133 --> 01:22:47,801
(sighs)

1679
01:22:52,605 --> 01:22:53,974
(sighs heavily)

1680
01:22:54,008 --> 01:22:56,977
I suppose we could call it
a field trip.

1681
01:22:57,877 --> 01:22:59,746
Uh, field trips would fall
under the ambit

1682
01:22:59,779 --> 01:23:02,249
of additional academic pursuits.

1683
01:23:02,283 --> 01:23:03,850
There's even a fund set aside

1684
01:23:03,883 --> 01:23:06,753
for additional
academic pursuits.

1685
01:23:06,786 --> 01:23:08,822
Mm-hmm.

1686
01:23:10,224 --> 01:23:12,792
I'll go pack. (laughs)

1687
01:23:14,594 --> 01:23:16,297
I'm gonna need you
to take me to Roxbury.

1688
01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:18,999
Mm-hmm. All right.

1689
01:23:20,301 --> 01:23:22,669
♪ ♪

1690
01:23:42,622 --> 01:23:45,692
-♪ ♪
-(no dialogue)

1691
01:24:00,241 --> 01:24:02,675
♪ ♪

1692
01:24:14,821 --> 01:24:17,791
-MARY (sighs): Here we are.
-PAUL: Hmm.

1693
01:24:17,824 --> 01:24:21,095
Boy, that's an awful lot
of stairs.

1694
01:24:21,128 --> 01:24:24,597
-Probably icy too.
-Mm.

1695
01:24:25,965 --> 01:24:27,567
Mr. Tully.

1696
01:24:28,202 --> 01:24:29,736
Right. Um...

1697
01:24:29,769 --> 01:24:32,073
Mary, can I help you
with your bags?

1698
01:24:32,106 --> 01:24:34,041
MARY:
Yes, please.

1699
01:24:42,749 --> 01:24:44,051
-PAUL: Hmm.
-(trunk closes)

1700
01:24:44,085 --> 01:24:45,852
MARY:
Mm.

1701
01:24:46,786 --> 01:24:48,822
Hey, be careful with the box.

1702
01:24:48,855 --> 01:24:50,824
Yeah.

1703
01:24:50,857 --> 01:24:53,394
You know, you're more than
welcome to a room at the hotel.

1704
01:24:53,427 --> 01:24:55,029
We've got the money.

1705
01:24:55,062 --> 01:24:56,729
Are you out of your mind?

1706
01:24:56,763 --> 01:24:59,133
I need a break from you two
and all your damn bickering.

1707
01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:02,069
Besides, I'm looking forward
to visiting my little sister.

1708
01:25:02,103 --> 01:25:03,337
She's pregnant.

1709
01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:04,971
Oh, that's wonderful.

1710
01:25:05,004 --> 01:25:06,173
-Yeah.
-Oh.

1711
01:25:08,008 --> 01:25:10,244
-Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham.
-Oh, I'm sorry.

1712
01:25:10,277 --> 01:25:11,711
My hands sweat.

1713
01:25:11,744 --> 01:25:13,380
It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.

1714
01:25:13,414 --> 01:25:15,049
-Oh.
-ANGUS: Hey, Mary!

1715
01:25:16,816 --> 01:25:19,619
One more flight up.

1716
01:25:20,254 --> 01:25:21,955
One more flight up.

1717
01:25:21,988 --> 01:25:22,856
Yep.

1718
01:25:22,889 --> 01:25:24,858
So, you two are
going to be all right?

1719
01:25:24,891 --> 01:25:26,427
Yes, the little monster
will be well under control.

1720
01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:28,895
-PEGGY: Mary!
-Oh.

1721
01:25:29,896 --> 01:25:31,764
Hi!

1722
01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:36,703
-Bye.
-Bye.

1723
01:25:41,041 --> 01:25:42,243
Bye, Mary.

1724
01:25:42,276 --> 01:25:43,710
Uh-uh. Where are you going?

1725
01:25:43,743 --> 01:25:45,146
-I was...
-You're not done yet.

1726
01:25:45,179 --> 01:25:47,148
You have to help me up there.

1727
01:25:47,181 --> 01:25:49,816
-Yeah, sure thing.
-Come on.

1728
01:26:03,963 --> 01:26:07,000
(kids chattering playfully
outside)

1729
01:26:17,378 --> 01:26:20,047
(opens drawer)

1730
01:26:25,219 --> 01:26:27,254
♪ ♪

1731
01:26:28,755 --> 01:26:31,225
(chuckles softly)

1732
01:26:51,245 --> 01:26:53,113
(Mary sighs softly)

1733
01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:08,728
(laughter, indistinct chatter)

1734
01:27:14,268 --> 01:27:16,237
(indistinct chatter continues)

1735
01:27:16,270 --> 01:27:18,339
♪ ♪

1736
01:27:31,051 --> 01:27:33,120
♪ ♪

1737
01:27:40,927 --> 01:27:43,163
(siren wailing in distance)

1738
01:27:49,503 --> 01:27:51,372
Hmm.

1739
01:27:55,309 --> 01:27:58,045
Hey there, handsome.
You got a cigarette?

1740
01:27:58,911 --> 01:28:01,348
Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.

1741
01:28:02,982 --> 01:28:05,319
How about a date, then?
You want a date?

1742
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:07,521
(chuckles)

1743
01:28:07,554 --> 01:28:08,855
No, thank you.

1744
01:28:08,888 --> 01:28:10,324
-Oh, come on.
-Mm-mm-mm.

1745
01:28:10,357 --> 01:28:12,226
Let's go somewhere warm.

1746
01:28:12,259 --> 01:28:13,960
Go ahead.

1747
01:28:13,993 --> 01:28:16,163
-I can wait here.
-WOMAN: See?

1748
01:28:16,196 --> 01:28:19,099
He can wait here,
read some books.

1749
01:28:19,133 --> 01:28:22,102
He doesn't mind if daddy gets
a little candy cane.

1750
01:28:22,136 --> 01:28:25,606
Thank you, but I never really
liked candy canes.

1751
01:28:25,639 --> 01:28:28,042
Plus, I'm prediabetic.

1752
01:28:35,349 --> 01:28:37,917
You know, if you do want
a little candy cane,

1753
01:28:37,950 --> 01:28:40,054
I won't tell anyone.

1754
01:28:40,087 --> 01:28:43,890
Mr. Tully, for most people,
sex is 99% friction

1755
01:28:43,923 --> 01:28:45,559
and one percent goodwill.

1756
01:28:45,592 --> 01:28:47,127
Call me old-fashioned,

1757
01:28:47,161 --> 01:28:49,330
but I place value
on physical intimacy.

1758
01:28:49,363 --> 01:28:51,465
So should you.

1759
01:28:51,498 --> 01:28:53,367
You've never had sex, have you?

1760
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:55,069
(laughs)

1761
01:28:55,102 --> 01:28:57,171
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully,
there was a time

1762
01:28:57,204 --> 01:28:59,440
when the fire in my loins
burned white hot.

1763
01:28:59,473 --> 01:29:00,940
You're full of shit.

1764
01:29:00,973 --> 01:29:03,644
No, the details
would curl your toes.

1765
01:29:03,677 --> 01:29:05,546
Okay, we're finally getting
to the good stuff.

1766
01:29:05,579 --> 01:29:07,081
Let's hear.

1767
01:29:07,114 --> 01:29:09,383
Maybe when you're eighteen.

1768
01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:12,086
Curl your toes!

1769
01:29:12,119 --> 01:29:14,121
♪ ♪

1770
01:29:22,962 --> 01:29:24,398
ANGUS:
Are we almost done?

1771
01:29:24,431 --> 01:29:26,667
PAUL: What's your hurry?
I thought you liked antiquity.

1772
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,268
(chuckles) In class, maybe,

1773
01:29:28,302 --> 01:29:30,504
but I never think about it
unless I need to.

1774
01:29:30,537 --> 01:29:33,640
Ah. Ah, well, here.

1775
01:29:33,674 --> 01:29:36,243
What do you see?

1776
01:29:36,276 --> 01:29:38,612
I don't know.
A bunch of pottery.

1777
01:29:38,645 --> 01:29:42,015
Mm. Look at that one.

1778
01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:51,225
-Candy cane.
-(laughs): Yes.

1779
01:29:51,258 --> 01:29:55,162
There's nothing new
in human experience, Mr. Tully.

1780
01:29:55,195 --> 01:29:57,930
Each generation thinks
it invented debauchery

1781
01:29:57,964 --> 01:29:59,966
or suffering or rebellion,

1782
01:29:59,999 --> 01:30:02,935
but man's every impulse
and appetite

1783
01:30:02,969 --> 01:30:05,139
from the disgusting
to the sublime

1784
01:30:05,172 --> 01:30:09,209
is on display right here
all around you.

1785
01:30:09,243 --> 01:30:11,111
So, before you dismiss something

1786
01:30:11,145 --> 01:30:13,013
as boring or irrelevant,
remember,

1787
01:30:13,046 --> 01:30:16,517
if you truly want to understand
the present or yourself,

1788
01:30:16,550 --> 01:30:19,353
you must begin in the past.

1789
01:30:19,386 --> 01:30:22,222
You see, history is not simply
the study of the past.

1790
01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:25,426
It is an explanation
of the present.

1791
01:30:27,494 --> 01:30:31,064
See, when you say it that way
and throw in some pornography,

1792
01:30:31,098 --> 01:30:33,066
it's a lot easier to understand.

1793
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,701
(chuckles):
Okay.

1794
01:30:34,735 --> 01:30:38,338
You should try doing more of
that in class and less yelling.

1795
01:30:38,372 --> 01:30:40,441
You know, most of the kids
dislike you.

1796
01:30:40,474 --> 01:30:42,342
Pretty much hate you.

1797
01:30:42,376 --> 01:30:44,445
Teachers too.

1798
01:30:44,478 --> 01:30:46,180
You know that, right?

1799
01:30:46,213 --> 01:30:49,049
("The Wind" by Cat Stevens
playing)

1800
01:30:49,082 --> 01:30:50,950
(chuckles softly)

1801
01:30:56,523 --> 01:31:01,528
♪ I listen to the wind,
to the wind of my soul ♪

1802
01:31:04,698 --> 01:31:10,237
♪ Where I'll end up, well,
I think only God really knows ♪

1803
01:31:13,807 --> 01:31:17,778
♪ I've sat upon
the setting sun ♪

1804
01:31:17,811 --> 01:31:22,616
♪ But never, never,
never, never ♪

1805
01:31:22,649 --> 01:31:26,620
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1806
01:31:26,653 --> 01:31:30,290
♪ No, never, never, never ♪

1807
01:31:34,061 --> 01:31:38,031
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1808
01:31:38,065 --> 01:31:41,335
♪ No, never, never, never. ♪

1809
01:31:44,171 --> 01:31:46,406
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

1810
01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:50,344
MAN:
Paul Hunham! Is that you?

1811
01:31:52,513 --> 01:31:54,114
It's Hugh.

1812
01:31:54,147 --> 01:31:56,650
Hugh Cavanaugh.

1813
01:31:56,683 --> 01:31:59,419
Ah, yes. Of course.

1814
01:31:59,453 --> 01:32:01,288
Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.

1815
01:32:01,321 --> 01:32:02,656
Wow.

1816
01:32:02,689 --> 01:32:04,725
Oh, how are you, Hugh?

1817
01:32:04,758 --> 01:32:08,095
Oh, God, what's it been,
30 years? Um...

1818
01:32:08,128 --> 01:32:10,297
Um, this-this is, uh...
this is my wife Karen.

1819
01:32:10,330 --> 01:32:13,233
Honey, this is Paul Hunham.

1820
01:32:13,267 --> 01:32:15,168
-We went to Harvard together.
-Hi, Paul.

1821
01:32:15,202 --> 01:32:17,771
Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

1822
01:32:17,804 --> 01:32:19,339
Uh, wow.

1823
01:32:19,373 --> 01:32:21,108
Uh, what have you
been up to, Hugh?

1824
01:32:21,141 --> 01:32:23,143
-Uh, still in the area?
-HUGH: Oh, yes. Yes.

1825
01:32:23,176 --> 01:32:25,112
I-I'm still in Boston.
Cambridge.

1826
01:32:25,145 --> 01:32:26,580
-Harvard.
-Well...

1827
01:32:26,613 --> 01:32:28,115
He just got tenure. Statistics.

1828
01:32:28,148 --> 01:32:30,217
-Oh, Karen.
-He won't blow his own horn.

1829
01:32:30,250 --> 01:32:32,286
-I have to blow it for him.
-Okay. Well, uh,

1830
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:33,587
what about you, Paul?

1831
01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:35,556
Oh, still teaching.
We have that in common.

1832
01:32:35,589 --> 01:32:37,224
Uh, history, ancient history.

1833
01:32:37,257 --> 01:32:38,492
-That's great.
-PAUL: Yes.

1834
01:32:38,525 --> 01:32:39,693
That's great. Where?

1835
01:32:39,726 --> 01:32:42,296
Oh, um, abroad, mostly.

1836
01:32:42,329 --> 01:32:44,865
On fellowships,
privately funded fellowships.

1837
01:32:44,898 --> 01:32:46,800
Universities
and private academies.

1838
01:32:46,833 --> 01:32:48,702
Mostly fellowships, you know.

1839
01:32:48,735 --> 01:32:51,305
I'm currently posted
in, um, Antwerp.

1840
01:32:51,338 --> 01:32:53,840
Uh, just back here
for the holidays.

1841
01:32:53,874 --> 01:32:55,842
Ah. So, uh, is this your son?

1842
01:32:55,876 --> 01:32:59,146
-Well, um...
-I'm his nephew, Leonard.

1843
01:32:59,179 --> 01:33:00,814
KAREN:
Nice to meet you, Leonard.

1844
01:33:00,847 --> 01:33:02,482
And he's writing a book
right now.

1845
01:33:02,516 --> 01:33:04,251
Um, tell him about your book,
Uncle Paul.

1846
01:33:04,284 --> 01:33:05,886
(chuckles):
My book.

1847
01:33:05,919 --> 01:33:07,621
It's not a book, really.

1848
01:33:07,654 --> 01:33:09,189
Uh, more of a monograph.

1849
01:33:09,222 --> 01:33:11,291
-It's nothing special.
-Don't be so modest.

1850
01:33:11,325 --> 01:33:13,794
It's about, uh, cameras, right?
Ancient cameras?

1851
01:33:13,827 --> 01:33:15,462
-Oh.
-PAUL: Yes.

1852
01:33:15,495 --> 01:33:18,265
No, what he means, of course,
is the camera obscura.

1853
01:33:18,298 --> 01:33:20,601
You know, the optical
and astronomical tool

1854
01:33:20,634 --> 01:33:23,670
that dates back to the time
of, um, Anaxagoras.

1855
01:33:23,704 --> 01:33:25,339
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.

1856
01:33:25,372 --> 01:33:26,840
He's not interested, Leonard.

1857
01:33:26,873 --> 01:33:29,343
Sure, I am.

1858
01:33:29,376 --> 01:33:30,877
(sighs)

1859
01:33:30,911 --> 01:33:35,716
<i>Light and Magic</i>
<i>in the Ancient World.</i>

1860
01:33:37,818 --> 01:33:40,354
Okay, well, um...

1861
01:33:40,387 --> 01:33:43,357
Paul, I'm just so glad
you landed on your feet.

1862
01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:45,592
You look swell.

1863
01:33:45,626 --> 01:33:47,527
You too. So swell.

1864
01:33:48,729 --> 01:33:51,264
And, uh, we'll keep an eye out
for your book.

1865
01:33:51,298 --> 01:33:52,532
-Won't we, honey?
-Yeah.

1866
01:33:52,566 --> 01:33:54,201
-Merry Christmas, Paul.
-Merry Christmas.

1867
01:33:54,234 --> 01:33:56,436
-Bye, Leonard.
-Merry Christmas.

1868
01:33:58,672 --> 01:34:00,507
What the fuck just happened?

1869
01:34:00,540 --> 01:34:03,543
I thought Barton men don't lie.

1870
01:34:03,577 --> 01:34:05,379
Don't get me wrong,
that was fun,

1871
01:34:05,412 --> 01:34:06,913
but you just lied
through your teeth.

1872
01:34:06,947 --> 01:34:08,782
What I say during
a private conversation

1873
01:34:08,815 --> 01:34:10,651
is none of your
goddamn business.

1874
01:34:10,684 --> 01:34:12,285
You are not to judge me.

1875
01:34:12,319 --> 01:34:13,920
It wasn't
a private conversation.

1876
01:34:13,954 --> 01:34:15,455
-The wife and I were there.
-(groans)

1877
01:34:15,489 --> 01:34:17,190
-And I helped you.
-(Paul laughs)

1878
01:34:17,224 --> 01:34:18,892
Why did he ask
if you landed on your feet?

1879
01:34:18,925 --> 01:34:20,527
What is this, Nuremberg?

1880
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,262
-Jesus.
-You're the hard-ass

1881
01:34:22,295 --> 01:34:23,664
constantly telling everybody
not to lie

1882
01:34:23,697 --> 01:34:26,433
and going on and on
about the honor code.

1883
01:34:27,701 --> 01:34:29,903
There was an incident
when I was at Harvard

1884
01:34:29,936 --> 01:34:32,439
with my roommate.

1885
01:34:32,472 --> 01:34:34,274
And?

1886
01:34:34,307 --> 01:34:36,743
He accused me of copying
from his senior thesis.

1887
01:34:36,777 --> 01:34:37,944
Plagiarizing.

1888
01:34:37,978 --> 01:34:39,379
Ah.

1889
01:34:39,413 --> 01:34:42,949
-Well, did you?
-No, he stole from me.

1890
01:34:42,983 --> 01:34:44,751
But that blue-blooded prick's
family

1891
01:34:44,785 --> 01:34:46,520
had allies on the faculty.

1892
01:34:46,553 --> 01:34:48,588
I mean, their last name is on
a library, for Christ's sake.

1893
01:34:48,622 --> 01:34:51,925
So he accused me in order
to sanitize his treachery

1894
01:34:51,958 --> 01:34:55,295
and, uh, they threw me out.

1895
01:34:55,328 --> 01:34:57,497
Wait, so you got kicked out
of Harvard for cheating?

1896
01:34:57,531 --> 01:34:59,733
No, I got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting him.

1897
01:34:59,766 --> 01:35:01,234
-(Paul chuckles)
-You hit him?

1898
01:35:01,268 --> 01:35:02,402
What, like punched him out?

1899
01:35:02,436 --> 01:35:04,638
No, I hit him with a car. Ah.

1900
01:35:04,671 --> 01:35:07,574
You got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting a guy with a car?

1901
01:35:07,607 --> 01:35:08,942
By accident.

1902
01:35:08,975 --> 01:35:11,311
Pint of Jim Beam, please.

1903
01:35:11,344 --> 01:35:14,347
But he broke three ribs,
which was technically his fault

1904
01:35:14,381 --> 01:35:15,949
because he shouldn't have been
in the road.

1905
01:35:15,982 --> 01:35:17,584
CASHIER:
Two dollars, please.

1906
01:35:17,617 --> 01:35:19,753
-Also, he shat himself.
-(cash register bell dings)

1907
01:35:19,786 --> 01:35:21,655
Which was the greater indignity.

1908
01:35:21,688 --> 01:35:23,490
(laughs)

1909
01:35:24,357 --> 01:35:25,759
Here you go, killer.

1910
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,562
(cash register drawer closes)

1911
01:35:28,595 --> 01:35:30,964
ANGUS: So Mr. Hunham
never even graduated college?

1912
01:35:30,997 --> 01:35:32,599
-PAUL: Mm.
-Holy shit.

1913
01:35:32,632 --> 01:35:34,634
You didn't finish up
somewhere else? Who else knows?

1914
01:35:34,668 --> 01:35:36,603
Well, Dr. Greene knew.

1915
01:35:36,636 --> 01:35:38,739
Only Dr. Greene.

1916
01:35:38,772 --> 01:35:41,708
He always believed in me,
so he gave me a job.

1917
01:35:41,742 --> 01:35:45,645
Adjunct faculty,
zero respect and even less pay.

1918
01:35:45,679 --> 01:35:47,347
So nobody batted an eye,

1919
01:35:47,380 --> 01:35:49,516
and I've been at the school
ever since.

1920
01:35:49,549 --> 01:35:51,384
Are you ashamed
at how things turned out?

1921
01:35:51,418 --> 01:35:54,387
Not at all.
I'm proud of my work.

1922
01:35:54,421 --> 01:35:56,656
I love history. I love Barton.

1923
01:35:56,690 --> 01:35:58,059
Barton is my life.

1924
01:35:58,092 --> 01:36:00,061
I don't know what I would do
without Barton.

1925
01:36:00,094 --> 01:36:01,762
Why'd you lie to that guy?

1926
01:36:01,795 --> 01:36:04,364
Because I knew he'd relish
the fact that I'm a washout

1927
01:36:04,397 --> 01:36:06,033
and never left
my own high school,

1928
01:36:06,067 --> 01:36:07,901
and he'd probably repeat
that story

1929
01:36:07,934 --> 01:36:09,569
to everybody we used to know,

1930
01:36:09,603 --> 01:36:12,839
so I figured he's not entitled
to my story.

1931
01:36:12,873 --> 01:36:14,307
I am.

1932
01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:16,043
Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.

1933
01:36:16,077 --> 01:36:19,312
Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.

1934
01:36:19,346 --> 01:36:21,648
"Statistics." (scoffs)

1935
01:36:21,681 --> 01:36:24,785
But, now, you'll keep
this quiet, right?

1936
01:36:24,818 --> 01:36:26,686
No one is to know.

1937
01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:29,389
I mean no one, Angus.

1938
01:36:29,422 --> 01:36:31,658
Entre nous, sir.

1939
01:36:31,691 --> 01:36:33,794
Entre nous.

1940
01:36:33,827 --> 01:36:35,362
"Ancient cameras."

1941
01:36:35,395 --> 01:36:37,064
Where the hell
did you come up with that?

1942
01:36:37,098 --> 01:36:39,432
Just trying to keep you
on your toes, sir.

1943
01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:50,343
Get up, kid.

1944
01:36:50,977 --> 01:36:53,413
It's daylight in the swamp.

1945
01:36:54,981 --> 01:36:57,317
I ordered breakfast.

1946
01:36:58,119 --> 01:37:00,720
Great. (sighs)

1947
01:37:11,865 --> 01:37:14,068
Oh, you dropped something.

1948
01:37:14,101 --> 01:37:16,070
(Paul grunts)

1949
01:37:16,103 --> 01:37:18,572
Uh, those are my vitamins.

1950
01:37:18,605 --> 01:37:20,074
Librium.

1951
01:37:20,107 --> 01:37:21,842
Yeah, it's just, uh,

1952
01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:24,145
something I'm supposed to take
for low energy.

1953
01:37:24,178 --> 01:37:26,580
You mean depression?

1954
01:37:27,747 --> 01:37:28,982
Is that rye toast?

1955
01:37:29,016 --> 01:37:31,651
How'd you know I like rye toast?

1956
01:37:41,028 --> 01:37:44,364
(sighs)

1957
01:37:52,206 --> 01:37:54,641
♪ ♪

1958
01:37:58,145 --> 01:38:00,547
(busy chatter)

1959
01:38:05,518 --> 01:38:08,488
All right. This way.

1960
01:38:18,865 --> 01:38:20,934
♪ ♪

1961
01:38:39,220 --> 01:38:41,421
(pins clatter)

1962
01:38:47,961 --> 01:38:49,397
(chuckles)

1963
01:38:50,530 --> 01:38:51,665
Let go lightly.

1964
01:38:51,698 --> 01:38:53,500
-Ah.
-You're too rigid.

1965
01:38:59,839 --> 01:39:01,242
(pins clatter)

1966
01:39:01,275 --> 01:39:02,943
-See?
-(Paul laughs)

1967
01:39:02,976 --> 01:39:04,477
-You're welcome.
-Not bad.

1968
01:39:04,511 --> 01:39:06,713
You're a pretty good
teacher, kid.

1969
01:39:06,746 --> 01:39:08,682
Too bad everybody dislikes you.

1970
01:39:08,715 --> 01:39:10,483
Pretty much hates you.

1971
01:39:10,517 --> 01:39:13,020
But you must know that, right?

1972
01:39:13,987 --> 01:39:16,656
Touché, sir. Touché.

1973
01:39:20,094 --> 01:39:21,761
-By the way...
-Yeah?

1974
01:39:21,795 --> 01:39:24,065
...what eye do you aim with,
anyway?

1975
01:39:24,098 --> 01:39:25,266
Ah.

1976
01:39:25,299 --> 01:39:26,866
You know, I've been
meaning to ask.

1977
01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:29,103
When we're talking,
which one should I look at?

1978
01:39:29,136 --> 01:39:30,870
Sometimes I look at one,

1979
01:39:30,904 --> 01:39:33,606
but then I think I'm wrong,
so I look at the other.

1980
01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:35,842
Yes, everybody does that.

1981
01:39:35,875 --> 01:39:37,711
So, which eye is it?

1982
01:39:37,744 --> 01:39:39,579
(chuckles)

1983
01:39:40,981 --> 01:39:43,017
(lively chatter)

1984
01:39:55,296 --> 01:39:58,299
(scoffs)
People don't understand.

1985
01:39:58,332 --> 01:40:00,267
This isn't tenpin.

1986
01:40:00,301 --> 01:40:02,136
No, this is much harder.

1987
01:40:02,169 --> 01:40:03,703
All these tenpin assholes

1988
01:40:03,737 --> 01:40:05,239
coming in here
like they're slumming it.

1989
01:40:05,272 --> 01:40:06,873
-The hell with them.
-(grunts)

1990
01:40:06,906 --> 01:40:08,641
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

1991
01:40:11,145 --> 01:40:13,147
Excuse me.

1992
01:40:13,180 --> 01:40:15,082
Here's something
I bet you didn't know.

1993
01:40:15,116 --> 01:40:20,254
Your uniform, festive as it is,
is historically inaccurate.

1994
01:40:20,287 --> 01:40:23,623
Saint Nicholas of Myra
was actually

1995
01:40:23,656 --> 01:40:26,626
a fourth-century Greek Bishop
from what is now Turkey.

1996
01:40:26,659 --> 01:40:29,929
So, uh, a robe and sandals
would be closer to the mark.

1997
01:40:29,963 --> 01:40:33,034
Yeah, but I guess that would be
impractical given the weather

1998
01:40:33,067 --> 01:40:35,735
and all the silly but lucrative
mythology about Santa

1999
01:40:35,769 --> 01:40:39,240
and elves and reindeer
and chimneys and whatnot.

2000
01:40:39,273 --> 01:40:41,142
(chuckles) What can you do?

2001
01:40:41,175 --> 01:40:42,675
As Democritus said,

2002
01:40:42,709 --> 01:40:47,914
<i>"O kósmos alloíosis,</i>
<i>o víos ypólipsis."</i>

2003
01:40:47,947 --> 01:40:52,552
"World is decay.
Life is perception."

2004
01:40:58,825 --> 01:41:00,994
My son.

2005
01:41:01,028 --> 01:41:04,764
To see you again causes
my heart to soar like a hawk.

2006
01:41:04,798 --> 01:41:09,336
Grandfather,
I brought you this present.

2007
01:41:09,370 --> 01:41:11,805
Is this the hat I used to own?

2008
01:41:11,838 --> 01:41:14,308
-(Paul chuckles)
-Except grown softer...

2009
01:41:14,341 --> 01:41:16,143
You know,
this is not only amusing,

2010
01:41:16,177 --> 01:41:18,611
uh, but for a movie,
it's a fairly accurate depiction

2011
01:41:18,645 --> 01:41:20,214
of life among the Cheyenne.

2012
01:41:20,247 --> 01:41:22,316
-Shh!
-Fuck off.

2013
01:41:22,349 --> 01:41:24,385
(in movie):
I saw you in a dream.

2014
01:41:24,418 --> 01:41:25,985
-I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
-Mm-hmm.

2015
01:41:26,020 --> 01:41:27,754
(in movie):
You were drinking from a spring

2016
01:41:27,787 --> 01:41:30,357
that came from
the long nose of an animal.

2017
01:41:30,391 --> 01:41:34,395
I did not recognize the animal.

2018
01:41:34,428 --> 01:41:38,665
Alongside his nose,
he grew two horns.

2019
01:41:38,698 --> 01:41:40,867
(movie continues playing
indistinctly)

2020
01:41:52,712 --> 01:41:55,049
(in movie):
...and smoked on this matter,

2021
01:41:55,082 --> 01:41:57,418
and my decision is...

2022
01:41:57,451 --> 01:41:59,752
Little Big Man has returned.

2023
01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:02,022
(cheering, whooping in movie)

2024
01:42:05,192 --> 01:42:07,228
(quiet chatter)

2025
01:42:12,699 --> 01:42:15,835
PAUL:
Hey! Hey!

2026
01:42:16,903 --> 01:42:18,938
No. Out.

2027
01:42:20,307 --> 01:42:21,875
Get out.

2028
01:42:21,908 --> 01:42:23,810
I just need to do something.
I was going to come back.

2029
01:42:23,843 --> 01:42:25,012
Or meet you at the hotel.

2030
01:42:25,045 --> 01:42:26,913
It won't take long.
It's nothing bad.

2031
01:42:26,946 --> 01:42:30,984
Just get out,
you conniving little shit.

2032
01:42:31,018 --> 01:42:33,020
(sighs)

2033
01:42:33,053 --> 01:42:35,289
Were you planning this
the whole time?

2034
01:42:35,322 --> 01:42:38,192
Just counting the minutes
until I turned my back?

2035
01:42:38,225 --> 01:42:39,759
I wasn't running away.

2036
01:42:39,792 --> 01:42:41,162
There's just something
I need to do

2037
01:42:41,195 --> 01:42:42,296
before we go back to school.

2038
01:42:42,329 --> 01:42:43,464
Please.

2039
01:42:43,497 --> 01:42:44,831
You could come with me.

2040
01:42:44,864 --> 01:42:46,167
Just come with me, okay?

2041
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:48,169
Come with you where?

2042
01:42:49,336 --> 01:42:51,671
To see my dad.

2043
01:42:52,939 --> 01:42:54,908
Your dad?

2044
01:42:54,941 --> 01:42:56,277
(sighs)

2045
01:42:56,310 --> 01:42:58,279
That's what this is about?

2046
01:42:58,312 --> 01:43:00,914
Why didn't you just ask me?

2047
01:43:00,947 --> 01:43:04,251
Because, of course,
we can visit a cemetery.

2048
01:43:08,955 --> 01:43:11,025
♪ ♪

2049
01:43:23,304 --> 01:43:25,705
♪ ♪

2050
01:43:29,510 --> 01:43:31,778
Excuse me. Hi.

2051
01:43:31,811 --> 01:43:34,048
I'm here to see Thomas Tully.

2052
01:43:34,081 --> 01:43:36,116
♪ ♪

2053
01:43:48,229 --> 01:43:50,130
Right in here.

2054
01:44:04,478 --> 01:44:06,280
ORDERLY:
Over here.

2055
01:44:08,948 --> 01:44:11,118
Look who's here to see you.

2056
01:44:15,589 --> 01:44:17,790
Hi, Dad.

2057
01:44:18,459 --> 01:44:20,860
Hello, sweetheart.

2058
01:44:40,147 --> 01:44:43,050
You want to go sit down
for a little?

2059
01:44:45,185 --> 01:44:47,854
Oh. Come on.

2060
01:44:47,887 --> 01:44:50,090
Be seated right here.

2061
01:44:54,361 --> 01:44:56,996
There you go. All right.

2062
01:45:07,940 --> 01:45:10,544
I missed you.

2063
01:45:10,577 --> 01:45:13,314
I've missed you a lot.

2064
01:45:13,347 --> 01:45:15,349
A whole lot.

2065
01:45:17,984 --> 01:45:20,387
You know, I'm still at school.

2066
01:45:21,355 --> 01:45:22,623
At Barton.

2067
01:45:22,656 --> 01:45:24,191
And it's, uh...
it's Christmastime now,

2068
01:45:24,224 --> 01:45:27,027
so I thought
you might like a visit.

2069
01:45:29,463 --> 01:45:31,065
Guess what. I'm...

2070
01:45:31,098 --> 01:45:33,634
I'm actually keeping
my grades up.

2071
01:45:33,667 --> 01:45:35,269
I-I consistently get

2072
01:45:35,302 --> 01:45:37,204
the highest grades in the class
in ancient civ.

2073
01:45:37,237 --> 01:45:41,075
I'm... I'm pretty much
third or fourth in precalc.

2074
01:45:44,111 --> 01:45:46,913
And I'm in the chess club too.

2075
01:45:47,980 --> 01:45:49,616
But I don't really like
the other kids.

2076
01:45:49,650 --> 01:45:51,318
(chuckles softly)

2077
01:45:52,386 --> 01:45:55,522
And in the spring,
I think I want to try tennis.

2078
01:45:55,556 --> 01:45:57,157
Just JV,
and probably only doubles,

2079
01:45:57,191 --> 01:46:00,260
if the coach could just forget
about my, uh...

2080
01:46:01,395 --> 01:46:03,464
Anyway, it's not important.

2081
01:46:11,438 --> 01:46:13,040
Listen.

2082
01:46:19,713 --> 01:46:23,050
I, uh... I have to tell you
something.

2083
01:46:27,154 --> 01:46:30,190
I think they're putting
something in my food.

2084
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:42,035
♪ ♪

2085
01:47:04,458 --> 01:47:06,959
He used to be fine.

2086
01:47:06,993 --> 01:47:09,496
He was better than fine.

2087
01:47:09,530 --> 01:47:11,398
He was great.

2088
01:47:12,633 --> 01:47:15,102
He was my dad.

2089
01:47:17,104 --> 01:47:19,706
Then about four years ago, he...

2090
01:47:19,740 --> 01:47:22,209
started acting strange.

2091
01:47:23,277 --> 01:47:26,213
Erratic, forgetful,
saying all this weird shit.

2092
01:47:28,382 --> 01:47:31,585
My mom took him
to a bunch of doctors,

2093
01:47:31,618 --> 01:47:33,187
and they put him on medication.

2094
01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:36,390
But that just made it worse.

2095
01:47:36,423 --> 01:47:38,459
He got more confused.

2096
01:47:40,494 --> 01:47:42,463
Then he got angry.

2097
01:47:44,765 --> 01:47:47,468
And then he got...

2098
01:47:47,501 --> 01:47:49,503
physical.

2099
01:47:51,371 --> 01:47:53,340
That was it.
That was the last straw.

2100
01:47:53,373 --> 01:47:55,242
They put him away.

2101
01:47:56,543 --> 01:48:00,013
And she divorced him...

2102
01:48:00,047 --> 01:48:02,349
without him even realizing it.

2103
01:48:03,784 --> 01:48:06,353
That's why she wants
a whole new life.

2104
01:48:07,521 --> 01:48:10,090
And it's easy to just stash me
away in boarding school.

2105
01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:13,060
Like half of us
are just stashed away there.

2106
01:48:15,429 --> 01:48:17,331
And I get it.

2107
01:48:19,066 --> 01:48:21,368
She never has to look at me.

2108
01:48:23,203 --> 01:48:26,273
Because maybe when
she looks at me, she...

2109
01:48:26,306 --> 01:48:29,476
-she sees him.
-No, no, no, no, no.

2110
01:48:29,510 --> 01:48:33,480
That can't be true.
She... You're her son.

2111
01:48:33,514 --> 01:48:35,782
Maybe she's right.

2112
01:48:35,816 --> 01:48:37,784
I can't keep it together.

2113
01:48:37,818 --> 01:48:40,287
I lie. I steal.

2114
01:48:41,522 --> 01:48:43,524
I piss people off.

2115
01:48:44,558 --> 01:48:46,260
I don't have any friends,
real friends.

2116
01:48:46,293 --> 01:48:47,794
I'll probably get kicked out
of Barton too.

2117
01:48:47,828 --> 01:48:50,397
And when I do,
it'll be my own fault.

2118
01:48:51,565 --> 01:48:56,303
Get sent to Fork Union
and maybe to you-know-where.

2119
01:48:57,871 --> 01:49:00,340
And nobody will care.

2120
01:49:03,610 --> 01:49:06,046
The funny thing is...

2121
01:49:07,781 --> 01:49:11,184
I wanted to see him so bad
this whole time.

2122
01:49:17,591 --> 01:49:19,626
But I also didn't, you know?

2123
01:49:22,663 --> 01:49:24,164
Because I'm afraid

2124
01:49:24,197 --> 01:49:25,566
that's what's going to happen
to me one day.

2125
01:49:25,599 --> 01:49:27,367
No, Angus, Angus.

2126
01:49:27,401 --> 01:49:28,869
Angus, listen.

2127
01:49:28,902 --> 01:49:31,405
You're not your father.

2128
01:49:32,506 --> 01:49:33,840
How do you know?

2129
01:49:33,874 --> 01:49:36,643
Because no one is
his own father.

2130
01:49:36,677 --> 01:49:38,312
I'm not my dad.

2131
01:49:38,345 --> 01:49:41,515
No matter how hard he tried
to beat that idea into me.

2132
01:49:47,354 --> 01:49:51,258
I find the world a bitter
and complicated place,

2133
01:49:51,291 --> 01:49:54,294
and it seems to feel
the same way about me.

2134
01:49:54,328 --> 01:49:57,130
I think you and I
have this in common.

2135
01:49:58,231 --> 01:50:00,867
But don't get me wrong,
you have your challenges.

2136
01:50:00,901 --> 01:50:02,736
You're erratic and belligerent

2137
01:50:02,769 --> 01:50:04,638
and a gigantic
pain in the balls,

2138
01:50:04,671 --> 01:50:06,607
but you're not your father.

2139
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:09,376
You're your own man.

2140
01:50:11,378 --> 01:50:13,614
Man, no. You're just a kid.

2141
01:50:13,647 --> 01:50:15,482
You're just beginning.

2142
01:50:15,515 --> 01:50:17,551
And you're smart.

2143
01:50:18,518 --> 01:50:21,588
You've got time
to turn things around.

2144
01:50:23,323 --> 01:50:25,425
Yes, I know
the Greeks had the idea

2145
01:50:25,459 --> 01:50:27,628
that, uh, the steps you take
to avoid your fate

2146
01:50:27,661 --> 01:50:29,763
are the very steps
that lead you to it,

2147
01:50:29,796 --> 01:50:31,798
but that's just
a literary conceit.

2148
01:50:31,832 --> 01:50:33,800
In real life, your history

2149
01:50:33,834 --> 01:50:36,169
does not have to dictate
your destiny...

2150
01:50:36,203 --> 01:50:38,505
Oh. There's Mary.

2151
01:50:38,538 --> 01:50:40,641
Can you not tell Mary
or anybody? Uh...

2152
01:50:40,674 --> 01:50:43,644
Entre nous. This whole
goddamned trip is entre nous.

2153
01:50:43,677 --> 01:50:46,246
-Stand up.
-What?

2154
01:50:46,913 --> 01:50:48,849
Stand up for the lady, you boor.

2155
01:50:48,882 --> 01:50:51,284
You cretin.

2156
01:50:54,388 --> 01:50:55,956
-ANGUS: Mary.
-PAUL: Well, hello.

2157
01:50:55,989 --> 01:50:57,958
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

2158
01:50:57,991 --> 01:50:59,793
PAUL: Oh, we're just happy
to see you.

2159
01:50:59,826 --> 01:51:01,595
-(Mary chuckles)
-(Paul grunts)

2160
01:51:01,628 --> 01:51:02,863
Madame, the menu.

2161
01:51:02,896 --> 01:51:04,665
MARY:
Oh. Thank you.

2162
01:51:04,698 --> 01:51:06,933
Hello, ma'am. Would you like
a cocktail to start?

2163
01:51:06,967 --> 01:51:09,202
Oh, no,
I'll just take a cup of tea.

2164
01:51:09,236 --> 01:51:10,404
Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.

2165
01:51:10,437 --> 01:51:12,205
No, no, no.
A cup of tea is fine.

2166
01:51:12,239 --> 01:51:14,207
I've eaten already.

2167
01:51:14,241 --> 01:51:16,910
And you gentlemen,
did you save room for dessert?

2168
01:51:16,943 --> 01:51:19,446
-PAUL: Hmm.
-Hey, what's that?

2169
01:51:19,479 --> 01:51:21,348
WAITRESS:
That's our signature dessert.

2170
01:51:21,381 --> 01:51:22,849
-Cherries jubilee.
-PAUL: Mmm.

2171
01:51:22,883 --> 01:51:24,518
-That sounds great.
-(Paul chuckles)

2172
01:51:24,551 --> 01:51:26,987
Bring the young vandal here
cherries jubilee.

2173
01:51:27,021 --> 01:51:28,955
I'm afraid I can't.

2174
01:51:28,989 --> 01:51:30,891
The dish contains brandy.

2175
01:51:30,924 --> 01:51:33,326
Same deal with
the bananas Foster.

2176
01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:35,362
-Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol
just burn off? -PAUL: Mm.

2177
01:51:35,395 --> 01:51:37,297
WAITRESS: It's still
against the rules, ma'am.

2178
01:51:37,330 --> 01:51:38,632
-Fine.
-Oh.

2179
01:51:38,665 --> 01:51:40,834
I'll order the cherries
jubilee. We can share it.

2180
01:51:40,867 --> 01:51:43,336
Mm. I can't allow that, either.

2181
01:51:43,370 --> 01:51:45,772
Can we say it's his birthday?

2182
01:51:45,806 --> 01:51:47,340
It's my birthday.

2183
01:51:47,374 --> 01:51:49,342
Well, happy birthday, young man.

2184
01:51:49,376 --> 01:51:50,977
Let's get you a slice of cake

2185
01:51:51,012 --> 01:51:52,846
or some other
age-appropriate dessert.

2186
01:51:52,879 --> 01:51:54,648
Christ on a crutch.

2187
01:51:54,681 --> 01:51:58,385
What kind of a fascist hash
foundry are you running here?

2188
01:52:00,754 --> 01:52:03,457
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you,
by chance, have cherries?

2189
01:52:04,758 --> 01:52:06,293
Yes.

2190
01:52:06,326 --> 01:52:08,729
Great.
And do you have ice cream?

2191
01:52:08,762 --> 01:52:10,664
-Yes.
-MARY: Fantastic.

2192
01:52:10,697 --> 01:52:14,334
Can we please get cherries
and ice cream to go?

2193
01:52:14,367 --> 01:52:15,869
And the check.

2194
01:52:15,902 --> 01:52:18,305
Right away.

2195
01:52:18,939 --> 01:52:21,308
-Bitch.
-Mm.

2196
01:52:26,047 --> 01:52:28,749
PAUL:
And a little James Beam.

2197
01:52:28,782 --> 01:52:31,251
All right. Go ahead.

2198
01:52:33,020 --> 01:52:35,689
Ooh. (laughs)

2199
01:52:35,722 --> 01:52:37,058
Presto. Cherries jubilee.

2200
01:52:37,091 --> 01:52:38,892
(laughter)

2201
01:52:38,925 --> 01:52:40,494
Ooh.

2202
01:52:40,527 --> 01:52:42,763
-Shouldn't it just go out?
-Okay.

2203
01:52:42,796 --> 01:52:45,032
-(laughs)
-Oh, shit. Shit.

2204
01:52:45,066 --> 01:52:47,400
-How much alcohol
did you put on there? -Oh!

2205
01:52:47,434 --> 01:52:48,969
It's hot. It's very hot.

2206
01:52:49,002 --> 01:52:50,670
-Oh!
-(Mary squeals)

2207
01:52:50,704 --> 01:52:52,706
(laughter)

2208
01:52:52,739 --> 01:52:54,808
♪ ♪

2209
01:53:14,761 --> 01:53:16,830
♪ ♪

2210
01:53:18,565 --> 01:53:20,433
HOST (on TV):
But now just listen to them.

2211
01:53:20,467 --> 01:53:21,735
They see the ball and...

2212
01:53:21,768 --> 01:53:23,804
MARY: Man, I sure do wish
we had some noisemakers.

2213
01:53:23,837 --> 01:53:25,305
PAUL:
Mm-hmm.

2214
01:53:26,107 --> 01:53:28,542
I've got a noisemaker.

2215
01:53:28,575 --> 01:53:30,377
Where the hell did you get that?

2216
01:53:30,410 --> 01:53:32,079
I don't know. Found it.

2217
01:53:32,113 --> 01:53:34,548
Well, you're not
deploying that in here.

2218
01:53:34,581 --> 01:53:36,449
You know, you weren't
this uptight in Boston.

2219
01:53:36,483 --> 01:53:37,784
-MARY: Oh.
-(Paul chuckles)

2220
01:53:37,818 --> 01:53:39,553
Danny, where do you stand
on indoor fireworks?

2221
01:53:39,586 --> 01:53:41,088
About as far away as I can.

2222
01:53:41,122 --> 01:53:42,589
-That's very wise.
-HOST: Ten, nine...

2223
01:53:42,622 --> 01:53:43,957
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
Come on.

2224
01:53:43,990 --> 01:53:45,092
-Up on your feet.
-...eight, seven...

2225
01:53:45,126 --> 01:53:46,693
Up on your feet.
Up on your feet.

2226
01:53:46,726 --> 01:53:49,429
-...six, five, four...
-Five, four...

2227
01:53:49,462 --> 01:53:52,399
PAUL, ANGUS and HOST:
Three, two, one.

2228
01:53:52,432 --> 01:53:55,702
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!

2229
01:53:55,735 --> 01:53:57,104
PAUL:
Yes.

2230
01:53:57,138 --> 01:54:00,974
♪ Should old acquaintance
be forgot... ♪

2231
01:54:01,008 --> 01:54:02,976
(Paul clears throat)

2232
01:54:03,010 --> 01:54:05,946
(quiet muttering)

2233
01:54:05,979 --> 01:54:07,614
Congratulations, Mr. Tully.

2234
01:54:07,647 --> 01:54:09,449
-Congratulations, Danny.
-Thank you.

2235
01:54:09,482 --> 01:54:10,851
Mary, congratulations.

2236
01:54:10,884 --> 01:54:12,986
Now, as I say, we're not
deploying this in here.

2237
01:54:13,020 --> 01:54:15,722
No. We're going to light
this sucker off in the kitchen.

2238
01:54:15,755 --> 01:54:16,957
-What?
-What?

2239
01:54:16,990 --> 01:54:18,391
-(Angus chuckles)
-All right. Come.

2240
01:54:18,425 --> 01:54:19,593
-Come, come, come.
-Come on, man.

2241
01:54:19,626 --> 01:54:21,095
-For real?
-This is coming with me.

2242
01:54:21,128 --> 01:54:26,100
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

2243
01:54:26,133 --> 01:54:27,901
♪ My dear ♪

2244
01:54:27,934 --> 01:54:33,140
♪ For auld lang syne. ♪

2245
01:54:33,174 --> 01:54:35,042
(explosion booms)

2246
01:54:35,076 --> 01:54:37,510
♪ ♪

2247
01:54:48,222 --> 01:54:50,657
(song ends)

2248
01:54:52,993 --> 01:54:56,563
("In Memory of Elizabeth Reed"
by Allman Brothers Band plays)

2249
01:55:04,038 --> 01:55:06,439
(indistinct chatter)

2250
01:55:07,707 --> 01:55:10,710
(laughter)

2251
01:55:24,091 --> 01:55:26,160
There's too much paprika.

2252
01:55:26,193 --> 01:55:27,994
Why'd you put in
all that paprika?

2253
01:55:28,029 --> 01:55:29,596
Follow the recipe.

2254
01:55:29,629 --> 01:55:31,932
Now you have to add in
another cup of water.

2255
01:55:31,965 --> 01:55:33,867
What's wrong with you?

2256
01:55:35,835 --> 01:55:37,204
Come on, ladies!

2257
01:55:37,238 --> 01:55:39,639
(indistinct chatter)

2258
01:55:40,974 --> 01:55:42,609
STUDENT:
Hey, Kountze.

2259
01:55:42,642 --> 01:55:44,811
Does... does it hurt?

2260
01:55:44,844 --> 01:55:45,879
Fuck yeah, it hurts.

2261
01:55:45,912 --> 01:55:48,815
Glare off the slopes, man,
burned me to a crisp.

2262
01:55:48,848 --> 01:55:50,117
(Angus laughs)

2263
01:55:50,151 --> 01:55:51,952
You think that's funny, Tully?

2264
01:55:52,953 --> 01:55:54,088
No, man.

2265
01:55:54,121 --> 01:55:56,123
Just glad you had
a good vacation.

2266
01:55:56,157 --> 01:56:00,860
Welcome back,
you snarling Visigoths.

2267
01:56:00,894 --> 01:56:04,664
I trust you all enjoyed
a refreshing holiday.

2268
01:56:04,698 --> 01:56:07,234
-Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.
-(song fades)

2269
01:56:07,268 --> 01:56:09,502
Or should I say Icarus?

2270
01:56:09,536 --> 01:56:11,705
Fly a little too close
to the sun, did we?

2271
01:56:11,738 --> 01:56:13,107
Huh?

2272
01:56:13,140 --> 01:56:14,241
Yeah.

2273
01:56:14,275 --> 01:56:15,742
Uh, all right.

2274
01:56:15,775 --> 01:56:17,711
Now, along with
your skiing and swimming,

2275
01:56:17,744 --> 01:56:19,813
I hope you found time
to enlighten yourselves

2276
01:56:19,846 --> 01:56:22,916
about the Peloponnesian War
and its implications for today.

2277
01:56:22,949 --> 01:56:25,552
Just to check, we're going
to start with a short pop quiz

2278
01:56:25,585 --> 01:56:26,987
-on the reading...
-(students groaning)

2279
01:56:27,021 --> 01:56:28,922
...before we retake the final
from last semester.

2280
01:56:28,955 --> 01:56:31,524
<i>Omnia ex scrineis</i>
<i>praeter stilum.</i>

2281
01:56:31,558 --> 01:56:33,660
(students groaning, murmuring)

2282
01:56:35,129 --> 01:56:38,065
♪ ♪

2283
01:56:53,180 --> 01:56:55,615
♪ ♪

2284
01:57:07,161 --> 01:57:08,928
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?

2285
01:57:10,131 --> 01:57:11,965
Oh, Miss Crane.

2286
01:57:11,998 --> 01:57:15,036
Lydia. Uh, come in.
Happy New Year.

2287
01:57:15,069 --> 01:57:17,171
Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.

2288
01:57:17,204 --> 01:57:18,772
Forgive me. I'm a clod.

2289
01:57:18,805 --> 01:57:20,607
I never called to thank you
for inviting

2290
01:57:20,640 --> 01:57:22,176
the boy and me to your party.

2291
01:57:22,209 --> 01:57:23,210
And Mary.

2292
01:57:23,244 --> 01:57:24,345
It meant a lot.

2293
01:57:24,378 --> 01:57:25,945
Oh, you're so welcome.

2294
01:57:25,979 --> 01:57:27,314
It was fun.

2295
01:57:27,348 --> 01:57:30,317
Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking
to see you.

2296
01:57:30,351 --> 01:57:32,053
He says it's urgent.

2297
01:57:32,086 --> 01:57:33,953
Oh.

2298
01:57:36,157 --> 01:57:38,558
(quiet chatter)

2299
01:57:46,100 --> 01:57:48,035
(knocking)

2300
01:58:03,384 --> 01:58:07,221
DR. WOODRUP: <i>Mr. Hunham, meet</i>
<i>Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.</i>

2301
01:58:07,254 --> 01:58:09,823
Angus Tully's mother and father.

2302
01:58:09,856 --> 01:58:11,691
-Stepfather.
-Hello.

2303
01:58:11,724 --> 01:58:13,127
Good morning.

2304
01:58:13,160 --> 01:58:15,229
They've brought something
very important to my attention.

2305
01:58:15,262 --> 01:58:16,830
STANLEY:
We understand you took Angus

2306
01:58:16,863 --> 01:58:18,332
to Boston over the holidays.

2307
01:58:18,365 --> 01:58:20,034
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter

2308
01:58:20,067 --> 01:58:22,269
that you went on a field trip
for academic reasons.

2309
01:58:22,303 --> 01:58:23,636
That's right.

2310
01:58:23,670 --> 01:58:25,372
A field trip?

2311
01:58:25,406 --> 01:58:27,974
Yes. Uh, as per my instructions
in the manual,

2312
01:58:28,008 --> 01:58:30,844
it fell within the ambit
of my responsibility.

2313
01:58:30,877 --> 01:58:33,713
Well, if it was a school trip,
then how do you explain this?

2314
01:58:33,746 --> 01:58:35,249
The people at the sanitarium

2315
01:58:35,282 --> 01:58:37,717
confiscated it
from my ex-husband.

2316
01:58:37,750 --> 01:58:40,753
Apparently,
Angus had given it to him.

2317
01:58:49,263 --> 01:58:51,398
My mom and Stanley are here.

2318
01:58:51,432 --> 01:58:53,867
Lydia told me.

2319
01:58:53,900 --> 01:58:56,103
I think I'm going to get
kicked out.

2320
01:58:57,471 --> 01:58:59,939
That means military school.

2321
01:59:15,356 --> 01:59:18,225
JUDY: <i>Angus knows he's not</i>
<i>supposed to visit his father.</i>

2322
01:59:18,259 --> 01:59:21,694
He suffers from
debilitating mental illness.

2323
01:59:21,728 --> 01:59:24,431
Paranoid schizophrenia,
early-onset dementia.

2324
01:59:24,465 --> 01:59:28,001
And Angus's visit created
an expectation.

2325
01:59:28,035 --> 01:59:31,771
Now Tom wants to come home,
which is...

2326
01:59:31,804 --> 01:59:34,175
clearly impossible.

2327
01:59:34,208 --> 01:59:36,310
They tried to tell him,
and he just...

2328
01:59:36,343 --> 01:59:38,912
He got violent. He tried
to brain one of the orderlies

2329
01:59:38,945 --> 01:59:40,780
with this goddamned thing.

2330
01:59:40,813 --> 01:59:43,150
You people know the boy has
a discipline problem.

2331
01:59:43,184 --> 01:59:46,187
Paul, the Clotfelters want
to withdraw Angus from Barton

2332
01:59:46,220 --> 01:59:49,789
and enroll him
at Fork Union Military Academy.

2333
01:59:49,822 --> 01:59:52,059
STANLEY: Set him straight
once and for all.

2334
01:59:52,092 --> 01:59:54,495
He could do a lot worse
than a career in the military.

2335
01:59:54,528 --> 01:59:56,197
Stanley.

2336
01:59:56,230 --> 01:59:59,400
Look, Angus has defied me
lots of times

2337
01:59:59,433 --> 02:00:01,768
about a lot of things,
including this.

2338
02:00:01,801 --> 02:00:04,003
So, however he manipulated
your sympathies

2339
02:00:04,038 --> 02:00:08,175
or slipped the leash,
just tell us.

2340
02:00:22,289 --> 02:00:24,724
It was my idea.

2341
02:00:25,959 --> 02:00:28,295
♪ ♪

2342
02:00:28,329 --> 02:00:32,832
No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh,
trick me or slip the leash.

2343
02:00:32,865 --> 02:00:35,969
No, I took him
to see his father.

2344
02:00:36,002 --> 02:00:39,839
In fact, I convinced him
to do so.

2345
02:00:42,476 --> 02:00:44,844
This is a family matter,

2346
02:00:44,877 --> 02:00:46,846
and you had no right
to interfere.

2347
02:00:46,879 --> 02:00:48,382
-I don't give a shit.
-JUDY (gasping): What?

2348
02:00:48,415 --> 02:00:50,917
-DR. WOODRUP: Hunham.
-I said I don't give a shit.

2349
02:00:50,950 --> 02:00:53,254
You two were unreachable.

2350
02:00:53,287 --> 02:00:55,122
He was all alone at Christmas.

2351
02:00:55,155 --> 02:00:58,992
I thought the kid
should see his father.

2352
02:01:00,927 --> 02:01:03,830
Do you understand
what you've done?

2353
02:01:03,863 --> 02:01:05,432
I have to move Tom now.

2354
02:01:05,466 --> 02:01:08,402
It was hard even finding
a facility that would take him,

2355
02:01:08,435 --> 02:01:12,306
and now I have to move him.

2356
02:01:12,339 --> 02:01:15,109
And that is deeply unfortunate,

2357
02:01:15,142 --> 02:01:19,879
but why compound the misery
by ruining the boy?

2358
02:01:21,048 --> 02:01:23,284
I have just spent
two solid weeks with him.

2359
02:01:23,317 --> 02:01:27,554
He is a pain in the ass, sure,
but he's also very smart.

2360
02:01:27,588 --> 02:01:30,591
Brilliant, I don't know,
but very smart.

2361
02:01:30,624 --> 02:01:33,327
You must know that.

2362
02:01:33,360 --> 02:01:36,230
He's got enormous potential.

2363
02:01:36,263 --> 02:01:40,833
It would be devastating
if you pulled him out now.

2364
02:01:44,638 --> 02:01:46,939
(door opens)

2365
02:01:53,913 --> 02:01:57,217
You did this to yourself,
Hunham, not me.

2366
02:01:57,251 --> 02:02:00,087
-I want you to remember that.
-Mm.

2367
02:02:01,655 --> 02:02:05,025
Hardy, I have known you
since you were a boy,

2368
02:02:05,059 --> 02:02:07,194
so I think I have
the requisite experience

2369
02:02:07,227 --> 02:02:11,632
and insight to aver that
you are and always have been

2370
02:02:11,665 --> 02:02:15,235
penis cancer in human form.

2371
02:02:24,411 --> 02:02:26,313
(sighs)

2372
02:02:40,993 --> 02:02:43,930
It's this one.

2373
02:02:43,963 --> 02:02:46,333
This is the one
you should look at.

2374
02:02:56,610 --> 02:02:59,279
Angus, step inside, please.

2375
02:02:59,313 --> 02:03:02,882
("Ombra mai fu" from
Handel's opera <i>Serse</i> playing)

2376
02:03:18,399 --> 02:03:20,434
(knocking at door)

2377
02:03:31,412 --> 02:03:32,679
-Oh.
-Hello.

2378
02:03:32,713 --> 02:03:34,381
Hello.

2379
02:03:34,415 --> 02:03:36,417
I missed you at breakfast.

2380
02:03:36,450 --> 02:03:39,019
I was, uh... I was busy.

2381
02:03:42,122 --> 02:03:44,625
So did you decide
where you're going to go?

2382
02:03:44,658 --> 02:03:46,293
Yes and no.

2383
02:03:46,326 --> 02:03:48,729
Um, first, I'm going
to stash my stuff

2384
02:03:48,762 --> 02:03:52,433
at a friend's in Syracuse,
and then...

2385
02:03:52,466 --> 02:03:54,000
I don't know.

2386
02:03:54,034 --> 02:03:56,303
Maybe I'll start in Carthage.
(chuckles)

2387
02:03:56,336 --> 02:03:59,306
I was hoping you were
going to say that.

2388
02:03:59,339 --> 02:04:01,241
PAUL:
Mm.

2389
02:04:04,378 --> 02:04:07,014
(Paul sighs)

2390
02:04:11,785 --> 02:04:13,953
For your monograph.

2391
02:04:15,589 --> 02:04:17,124
I don't know, Mary.

2392
02:04:17,157 --> 02:04:19,626
There's a lot
of empty pages in here.

2393
02:04:19,660 --> 02:04:21,261
Yeah, well,
that's your problem, man.

2394
02:04:21,295 --> 02:04:22,729
-(chuckles)
-All you got to do

2395
02:04:22,763 --> 02:04:24,698
is write one word after another.

2396
02:04:24,731 --> 02:04:26,467
Can't be that hard, can it?

2397
02:04:26,500 --> 02:04:27,668
-Oh...
-(laughs)

2398
02:04:27,701 --> 02:04:30,002
(chuckles)

2399
02:04:32,473 --> 02:04:34,341
What about you?

2400
02:04:34,374 --> 02:04:36,276
What about me what?

2401
02:04:36,310 --> 02:04:39,313
Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere.
Mm-mm.

2402
02:04:39,346 --> 02:04:41,615
I'm not like you.
I like having a job.

2403
02:04:41,648 --> 02:04:43,083
(Paul chuckling)

2404
02:04:43,116 --> 02:04:45,085
Plus, I'm saving up for college.

2405
02:04:45,118 --> 02:04:47,221
My sister's baby.

2406
02:04:48,055 --> 02:04:50,157
Ah. (chuckles)

2407
02:04:51,258 --> 02:04:53,026
What is the word from Penny?

2408
02:04:53,060 --> 02:04:55,229
-Peggy.
-Peggy.

2409
02:04:56,530 --> 02:04:59,766
Only that if it's a boy...

2410
02:04:59,800 --> 02:05:02,503
...his middle name
is going to be Curtis.

2411
02:05:05,539 --> 02:05:07,574
♪ ♪

2412
02:05:09,276 --> 02:05:12,045
(sighs)

2413
02:05:13,514 --> 02:05:15,315
(distant chatter)

2414
02:05:15,349 --> 02:05:17,551
(whistle blowing in distance)

2415
02:05:23,190 --> 02:05:25,559
TEDDY: I heard he got booted
for eating feces.

2416
02:05:25,592 --> 02:05:27,127
What?

2417
02:05:27,160 --> 02:05:29,096
Apparently he got caught
in the locker room.

2418
02:05:29,129 --> 02:05:31,565
Hand in the commode,
burgling turds.

2419
02:05:32,699 --> 02:05:34,601
That's not what I heard.

2420
02:05:34,635 --> 02:05:36,603
What did you hear?

2421
02:05:36,637 --> 02:05:38,272
Doesn't matter.

2422
02:05:38,305 --> 02:05:40,140
Either way, he's history.

2423
02:05:40,173 --> 02:05:43,443
Fucker taught history,
now is history.

2424
02:05:43,477 --> 02:05:45,345
Right, Tully?

2425
02:05:48,148 --> 02:05:51,051
(sniffs, sighs)

2426
02:05:54,321 --> 02:05:55,389
Hi.

2427
02:05:55,422 --> 02:05:57,424
Oh, hi.

2428
02:05:59,693 --> 02:06:01,461
Look, uh...

2429
02:06:01,495 --> 02:06:04,498
I don't know what you said
to my mom and Stanley,

2430
02:06:04,531 --> 02:06:06,833
Woodrup, but...

2431
02:06:06,867 --> 02:06:09,570
all I know is
I'm not getting kicked out

2432
02:06:09,603 --> 02:06:11,772
and, uh, you got fired.

2433
02:06:11,805 --> 02:06:15,542
Well, I just told the truth.

2434
02:06:15,576 --> 02:06:17,678
Mostly.

2435
02:06:17,711 --> 02:06:19,246
Barton man.

2436
02:06:19,846 --> 02:06:22,249
Barton man.

2437
02:06:25,252 --> 02:06:27,754
(school bell ringing)

2438
02:06:27,788 --> 02:06:30,123
Fifth period.

2439
02:06:38,198 --> 02:06:40,867
You know, it's, uh...
it's only PE.

2440
02:06:40,901 --> 02:06:42,469
-(Paul chuckles)
-Maybe I could skip.

2441
02:06:42,502 --> 02:06:44,338
We could head over
to The Winning Ticket.

2442
02:06:44,371 --> 02:06:46,173
-(chuckling)
-Grab a burger and a beer.

2443
02:06:46,206 --> 02:06:49,242
Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.

2444
02:06:49,276 --> 02:06:51,445
You never give up, do you?

2445
02:06:51,478 --> 02:06:53,246
Well, they already fired you,
so I figured

2446
02:06:53,280 --> 02:06:54,815
it was worth a shot.

2447
02:06:54,848 --> 02:06:58,685
Your logic is flawless,
but, uh, no.

2448
02:07:06,793 --> 02:07:09,529
Keep your head up, all right?

2449
02:07:10,864 --> 02:07:13,400
♪ ♪

2450
02:07:14,201 --> 02:07:16,536
You can do this.

2451
02:07:17,671 --> 02:07:20,340
Yeah, I was gonna tell you
the same thing.

2452
02:07:34,955 --> 02:07:36,590
See ya.

2453
02:07:47,534 --> 02:07:49,302
See ya.

2454
02:07:53,006 --> 02:07:55,442
♪ ♪

2455
02:08:15,029 --> 02:08:17,464
♪ ♪

2456
02:08:25,772 --> 02:08:27,808
(sighing)

2457
02:08:42,889 --> 02:08:46,460
("Crying, Laughing, Loving,
Lying" by Labi Siffre playing)

2458
02:08:53,366 --> 02:08:55,802
♪ Crying ♪

2459
02:08:57,771 --> 02:09:02,642
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2460
02:09:06,947 --> 02:09:09,649
♪ That's why I ♪

2461
02:09:11,818 --> 02:09:15,522
♪ I don't cry ♪

2462
02:09:16,757 --> 02:09:19,426
♪ That's why I ♪

2463
02:09:21,661 --> 02:09:24,664
♪ I don't cry ♪

2464
02:09:31,905 --> 02:09:34,775
♪ Laughing ♪

2465
02:09:36,476 --> 02:09:41,581
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

2466
02:09:45,719 --> 02:09:48,321
♪ That's why I ♪

2467
02:09:50,057 --> 02:09:54,394
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2468
02:09:55,129 --> 02:09:57,697
♪ That's why I ♪

2469
02:09:59,466 --> 02:10:03,570
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2470
02:10:10,443 --> 02:10:12,846
♪ Loving ♪

2471
02:10:14,948 --> 02:10:16,817
♪ Loving never did me ♪

2472
02:10:16,850 --> 02:10:19,686
♪ No good no how ♪

2473
02:10:19,719 --> 02:10:21,721
♪ No how ♪

2474
02:10:23,957 --> 02:10:26,827
♪ That's why I ♪

2475
02:10:28,461 --> 02:10:33,700
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2476
02:10:33,733 --> 02:10:36,736
♪ That's why I ♪

2477
02:10:37,904 --> 02:10:42,475
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2478
02:10:48,849 --> 02:10:50,917
♪ Lying ♪

2479
02:10:53,154 --> 02:10:57,858
♪ Lying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2480
02:10:57,891 --> 02:11:00,393
♪ No how ♪

2481
02:11:01,995 --> 02:11:05,565
♪ So why am I ♪

2482
02:11:06,933 --> 02:11:11,172
♪ Lying now? ♪

2483
02:11:11,205 --> 02:11:14,908
♪ So why am I ♪

2484
02:11:16,543 --> 02:11:22,649
♪ Lying now? ♪

2485
02:11:27,221 --> 02:11:29,190
(song ends)

2486
02:11:29,223 --> 02:11:31,658
♪ ♪

2487
02:12:03,224 --> 02:12:05,659
♪ ♪

2488
02:12:28,049 --> 02:12:30,450
♪ ♪

2489
02:12:58,112 --> 02:13:00,513
(music ends)