1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:05,046 * * 2 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:12,053 (Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing) 3 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,865 KAT: All right. Let's do it again from the top. 4 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,324 We can cue music. 5 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,660 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 6 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,038 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 7 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,456 * Marry me, marry me * 8 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,000 * Say yes, for the rest, the rest * 9 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,793 * I never seen forever * 10 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,129 * I never seen forever in the wild * 11 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:50,884 * But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes... * 12 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,845 HODA KOTB: Tomorrow night, superstar Kat Valdez 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,931 and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian 14 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,059 will make history when they perform 15 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:02,103 their new hit song "Marry Me" and exchange vows 16 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,773 in front of the whole world. 17 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,150 -20 million people. -(cheering) 18 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,110 BASTIAN: See you tomorrow. 19 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,528 I'll be the one in the veil. 20 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,822 And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me! 21 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:16,785 Okay, I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown 22 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,579 with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals. 23 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,539 I feel so grateful right now 24 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,083 that everything is the way it is. 25 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,459 I have a beautiful fiancé 26 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,378 who's so supportive and loving and... 27 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,046 I feel so grateful for the American fans because 28 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,090 they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way. 29 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,758 "Marry Me" is sweeping the country. 30 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,844 KAT: Planning the wedding show has been insane. 31 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,429 Strike that, the world. 32 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,390 Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage 33 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,433 in New York City tomorrow night, 34 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,227 and then jetting off to a private island 35 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,355 where they'll make, let's hope, more beautiful music together. 36 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,940 JUSTIN SYLVESTER: City National Bank, 37 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,275 bank of the stars, presents "Marry Me." 38 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,945 The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime. 39 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,656 And with me is Colin Calloway, her manager. How are you? 40 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,449 I'm very well, Justin. How are you? 41 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,285 I'm good. Now, I heard this was all Bastian's idea. 42 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,121 Uh, no, no, no, they-they both wanted to give 43 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,872 -something back to the fans. -You know, combined, 44 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,874 they have a social reach of over 200 million people? 45 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,502 Uh, yeah, of course I know that. I'm-I'm the manager. 46 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,713 -Uh... uh... -Who's a bridesmaid? 47 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,715 What about her exes? Will they be in the audience? 48 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,299 They got some people, uh, waiting for me, 49 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,259 so I'm just gonna go and deal with that. 50 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,052 -Just... -Bye, guys. 51 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,262 I hate dealing with managers. 52 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,680 * Marry me * 53 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,724 * I want you in my life so bad * 54 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,809 * Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma * 55 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,270 * Marry me. * 56 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,855 WOMAN: Can somebody get this cart? 57 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,482 -Can somebody help me? -(indistinct chatter) 58 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,319 It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni. 59 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,155 I mean, if you don't like it, I'll take it. 60 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,281 -Oh, that's beautiful. -Ah! 61 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,324 (both laughing) 62 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,285 Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon. 63 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,494 -Okay. -Okay? 64 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,455 KAT: Oh, more flowers. 65 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,873 (chuckling): My God, this is insane. 66 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,750 This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park 67 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,336 stuffed with wedding gifts, including a stove. 68 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,796 -Someone got me a stove? -It's from a fan. 69 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,382 (scoffs) Who thinks I don't have a stove? 70 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,425 COLIN: Yeah, Tyra? 71 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,968 Donate all of it. 72 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,680 -("Marry Me" ringtone plays) -Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio. 73 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,516 Tom, the man himself. Talk to me. 74 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,352 Of course I've got some tickets for you, 75 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:06,853 even if we are completely sold out. 76 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,772 I don't think there's a single person in this city 77 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,690 who's not clamoring to come to this wedding. 78 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,443 Think this is one of my better lunches, 79 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,236 but you be the judge. 80 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,863 Dad, don't mess up my hair. 81 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,448 I thought that gave you good luck. 82 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,408 That was, like, a long time ago. 83 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,869 I think it was about a month ago. 84 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,537 How great is this? 85 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:28,041 Going to the same school together. 86 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,418 -Mm-hmm, great. -Oh, and, Lou, you probably 87 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,878 won't see that much of me. 88 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,297 I know that could be a problem for you, 89 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,883 but if you need to see me anytime... 90 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:37,759 I won't. 91 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,886 I like the independence. Good. 92 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,930 Oh, and you know the student that you're shadowing, Esther? 93 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,849 Full disclosure, Esther is in my math club, 94 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:49,020 but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join. 95 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,397 I'm not joining. 96 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,773 Tough audience. 97 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,402 (snoring) 98 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,821 (kids chattering) 99 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,948 Um, Dad? 100 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,992 -Can I go in alone? -Of course. 101 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,078 I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 102 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,540 If I could walk in alone, you know, for my street cred. 103 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,876 I love you! 104 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,218 You may be good at football, you may be good at track, 105 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,387 but when it comes to math clubs... 106 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,015 ALL: You better watch your back! 107 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,184 Coolidge Pi-thons attack! 108 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,020 -(hissing) -Yes! 109 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,396 What's our number? 110 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,900 ALL: 3.141592... 111 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,111 -(school bell rings) -65839... 112 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,612 Percy, we got it. Good. 113 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,949 Okay, remember, if you sit in the question, 114 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,659 the answer will find you. 115 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,661 Terrific job today. I love the energy. 116 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,121 I'm telling you, if we bring that 117 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,623 to the Mathalon finals, we win the... 118 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,584 -Oh, Esther, you got a second? -Yeah. 119 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,461 How's Lou doing? She good? 120 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,920 I think so. 121 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,630 You know, she's great at math, so at some point, 122 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,299 I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking 123 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,717 about maybe joining the Pi-thons. 124 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,427 'Cause, you know, at her last school, 125 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,304 she made it to the Mathalon finals. 126 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,181 Really? She never mentioned that. 127 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:08,141 Ah, you know, that's the thing. She's really shy. 128 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,685 Oh, not at all. She was telling me about her vacation 129 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,771 and about this guy named David. 130 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,773 David? My ex's new husband? 131 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,691 -What did she say about him? -Oh... 132 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,234 It doesn't matter. Never mind. 133 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:21,154 Actually, go ahead. Tell me. 134 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,614 Oh, just that he's awesome 135 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,574 and no matter what they do, it's always cool 136 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,077 -and exciting and, you know... -Fun. 137 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,453 -Yeah. (chuckles) -Gotcha. 138 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,497 -All right. -Okay. Thanks, Esther. 139 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,749 I guess they're going cave diving. 140 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,877 -Hmm. Cave diving. -Yeah. 141 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,048 -(door opens, closes) -Where? 142 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,966 PARKER: In a stairwell, spying on your daughter. 143 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,510 -Really? -CHARLIE: We're not spying. 144 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,179 We're-we're just watching from a distance. 145 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,722 We're not spying. 146 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,766 Look, she had a hard time at her last school. 147 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,518 I just want to make sure she's okay. 148 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,396 So, what, you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids? 149 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,065 CHARLIE: Parker, you're supposed to set a good example 150 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,858 as the guidance counselor. 151 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,570 I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone. 152 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:06,116 Jesus, kids still do the robot? 153 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,867 (ringtone playing): * Marry me, marry me, say... * 154 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,245 -Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone? -Guilty. 155 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:11,287 What's "Marry Me"? 156 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,206 It's Kat and Bastian's new song. 157 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,916 -It's everyone's new song. -It's my new song. 158 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,793 -It's not mine. -People are gonna propose to it. 159 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,294 They're gonna post videos of themselves 160 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,796 dancing to it down the aisle. 161 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,381 -Are you ready to be jealous? -Yes. 162 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,384 I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex-girlfriend 163 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,677 -to their concert/wedding. -Shut up. 164 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,971 Where she's gonna look at me and say... 165 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,305 Hi, baby. 166 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,724 BASTIAN (over phone): Hi, love. 167 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,977 -Did you see my post? -No. You post something? 168 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,067 (chuckles) 169 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,361 So, do you like it? 170 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,655 I love it. 171 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,365 I love you. 172 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,034 I love you more, baby. 173 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,201 (inhales deeply) 174 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,203 -When'll you be home? -About an hour. 175 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,913 You know there's about a thousand people 176 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,790 -in this apartment right now? -(laughing): What? 177 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,668 I know. 178 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,255 20 million? 179 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,798 (chuckles) Yeah, of course. 180 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,593 Oh, my God. This has gotten so out of control. 181 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,428 (man speaks Spanish over phone) 182 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,013 BASTIAN: Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait. 183 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,806 Yeah, I just... 184 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,143 now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere. 185 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,686 No, my love. 186 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,397 You deserve the biggest wedding in the world. 187 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,151 And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives. 188 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,780 -Can't wait. (chuckles) -I can't wait either, baby. 189 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,495 MELISSA: Where's Kat? 190 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,789 An interview in ten minutes. 191 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,375 (horns honking) 192 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,126 CHARLIE: Look what I just found. 193 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,378 Scoot over. (grunts) 194 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,463 I was just looking through some old pictures. 195 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,924 -Uh-huh? -And look at this one I saw 196 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,302 of you, me and Mom in Jamaica, parasailing. 197 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,720 We went parasailing? 198 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,305 Do you not remember? 199 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,640 I mean, to be honest, 200 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,475 I don't remember you together at all. 201 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,810 (grunts softly) 202 00:07:56,851 --> 00:08:00,230 Well, we were, and we had fun. 203 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,982 I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy. 204 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:07,445 I was, and I am a fun guy. 205 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,156 (takes deep breath) 206 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,325 But, you know, 207 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:15,328 it's not just about fun. 208 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,122 It's-it's harder than that. 209 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,332 It's work. It's... 210 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,918 Well, think about Tank. 211 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,920 -When Tank was a puppy. -(chuckles) 212 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,338 -You remember that? -Yeah. 213 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,798 You remember how fun he was 214 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,675 and playing tug-of-war with the Frisbee 215 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,677 and him jumping around? 216 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:34,347 And now he's old, and his eyes don't work, 217 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,975 and you don't know how many good years he has left, 218 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,185 -but you still... -Dad, is Tank dying? 219 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,854 No. No. 220 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,523 I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good. 221 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,734 I got a little off track. 222 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,361 I was just... What I meant is that 223 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:52,198 love is about sacrifice and the day-to-day. 224 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,160 Um, Dad, uh, can I go to sleep now? 225 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,746 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 226 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,664 -Okay. Good night. -Okay. 227 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,291 Night. 228 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,630 JIMMY FALLON: Last time she was here, Kat Valdez, 229 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,258 who let's just say is no stranger to weddings... 230 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,885 (audience laughing) 231 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,970 ...said she wanted to do something smaller, 232 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,222 understated, intimate, 233 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,017 with just, say, 5,000 of their closest fans. 234 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,603 -(laughter) -I mean friends. 235 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,397 Just a simple wedding for a simple gal. 236 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,275 -Just like Mom's wedding was. -(laughter) 237 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,110 RYAN SEACREST: Hey, good morning, New York. 238 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,904 It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you. 239 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,113 ENRIQUE SANTOS: Kat and Bastian fans, 240 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,782 it's Enrique Santos with you. 241 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,201 RADIO HOST: Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian 242 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,745 will give it all they got and tie the knot. 243 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,121 RADIO HOST 2: Today is the big day. 244 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,956 RADIO HOST 3: That shit is crazy, man. 245 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,416 KAT: "Then on the shore 246 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,210 "Of the wide world I stand alone, and think 247 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,130 Till love and fame to nothingness do sink." 248 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,716 It's Keats. You think he'll like it? 249 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,344 If somebody explains it to him, yeah. 250 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,929 It's beautiful. 251 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,640 Oh, today is your wedding day! 252 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,058 -(squeals) -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 253 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,102 Get it, get it, get it. 254 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,687 Tomorrow would've been our anniversary. 255 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,563 You guys went out for what, two weeks? 256 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,108 17 days, if you include the breakup. 257 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,568 And she dumped me with a text. 258 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,112 So rude. 259 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,156 Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight. 260 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,243 Parker, I'm not a big concert person. 261 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,079 Listen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, 262 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,789 and you don't even get it. 263 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,541 This is Halley's Comet. 264 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,668 It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body. 265 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:27,794 It's very rare. 266 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,421 Okay, I've got Lou tonight. 267 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,214 Good. I've got three tickets. 268 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,716 Bring her. 269 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,052 Maybe she'll think you're fun. 270 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,596 (organ plays intro to "Church" by Kat Valdez) 271 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,224 (audience cheering) 272 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,976 KAT: * Church, church, church, church * 273 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,811 * Church, church, church * 274 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,856 * Like church, church, church, church * 275 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,149 * Yeah * 276 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,693 * I'm down on my knees * 277 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,487 * I've fallen for you * 278 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,824 * You've opened my gates and showed me the truth * 279 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,451 (whooping) 280 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,079 * I'm born again, I'm feeling renewed * 281 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,789 * You showed me the way * 282 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,876 * I'm baptized in you * 283 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,378 * I feel it in my chest * 284 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,423 * I got you in my head, I'm putting on my best * 285 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,509 * Like I'm in church, church, church * 286 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,012 * Screaming out your name * 287 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,181 * Got me feeling safe * 288 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,558 * It's a new day, like I'm in church * 289 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,393 * Church, church, church * 290 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:29,981 * You make me sing out, "Hallelujah" * 291 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,485 * This kind of love will do it to ya * 292 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,696 * Like church, church, church, church * 293 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,864 * Church, church, church * 294 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,866 * Like church, church * 295 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,618 * Church, church * 296 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,119 * Yeah * 297 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,829 * Ready to say "I do" * 298 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,040 -* Ooh, ooh* -* Making this woman true * 299 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,375 * Ooh, ooh* 300 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876 * Yes, honest to God, it's true * 301 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,545 * Church, church, church, church * 302 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,214 * Ready to say "I do" * 303 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,715 -* Ooh, ooh* -* Making this woman true * 304 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,050 * Ooh, ooh* 305 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,219 * Yes, honest to God, it's true * 306 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,554 * Church, church, church, church * 307 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:05,892 * You make me sing out, "Hallelujah," testify * 308 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,187 * This kind of love will do it to ya * 309 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,232 * Like church, church, church, church * 310 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,025 * Church, church, church * 311 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,653 * Like church, church, church, church * 312 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,071 * Yeah * 313 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,657 * Yeah, hey, hey, baby * 314 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,075 * I'm in church * 315 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,369 * Church, church, church, church * 316 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,038 * Ooh, I'm in church with you * 317 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,833 -* I'm in church with you * -(cheering) 318 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,545 -* Yeah, yeah * -(whooping) 319 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,754 * Yeah * 320 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,256 * Lord almighty. * 321 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,299 -(song ends) -(cheering) 322 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,139 -WOMAN: We love you, Kat! -(cheering continues) 323 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,307 Thank you so much for being here 324 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,686 on such a monumentally special occasion. 325 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,855 How's everybody feeling tonight? 326 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,358 (cheering) 327 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,526 (speaks Spanish) 328 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,445 Are there any Latinos in the house? 329 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,280 (cheering) 330 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,826 Well, I am looking for one in particular. 331 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,663 -(laughing) -(cheering, screaming) 332 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,415 KAT: Yes. 333 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,417 Ooh, hold this. 334 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,881 Hey, Roxy, check out my new best friends. 335 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,841 Oh, yeah, and suck it! 336 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,301 (mellow Latin music begins) 337 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:25,013 That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife. 338 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,058 I should've worn my onesie. 339 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,976 (laughs) Charlie. 340 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,270 (singing in Spanish) 341 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,698 Yeah. 342 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,824 Something's wrong. 343 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,326 Where? 344 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,952 Page Six. 345 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,080 (typing rapidly) 346 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,834 Are you guys ready for the wedding? 347 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,211 (cheering) 348 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,004 (singing in Spanish) 349 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,259 (gasping, hushed chatter) 350 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,680 (continues singing in Spanish) 351 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,224 -Where's Tyra? -In Bastian's dressing room. 352 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,851 -Ah, perfect. -Dancers, to the stage in five! 353 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,895 (continues singing in Spanish) 354 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,941 (women cheering, screaming) 355 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,901 (continues singing in Spanish) 356 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,156 Mel! Where's Mel? 357 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,076 -(song ends) -(applause) 358 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,079 What's everybody looking at? 359 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,499 Oh. I know the groom is not 360 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,584 supposed to see the bride before the wedding. 361 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,004 Can I just say, "Wow." 362 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,588 No. 363 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,049 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 364 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,592 (cheering) 365 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,137 ...the moment you've all been waiting for. 366 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,265 (majestic orchestral music playing) 367 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,062 (Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing) 368 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,064 -What's the matter? -Mm, everything's fine. 369 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,232 -Something's weird. -Nothing to worry about. 370 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,650 What's everybody looking at? 371 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,944 -Forget about them. -Give me your phone. 372 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,363 Now! 373 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,116 It might not be real. 374 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,245 AUDIENCE (chanting): "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 375 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,664 REPORTER: A Page Sixexclusive: 376 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,375 An anonymous poster sent us this hot video 377 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,169 that's gonna blow your mind. 378 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,588 Kat Valdez's husband-to-be Bastian 379 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,258 was caught cheating on her with her assistant. 380 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,595 -(announcer speaking Spanish) -(chanting continues) 381 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,098 (mechanical whirring) 382 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,894 ANNOUNCER: Can I get a witness? 383 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,813 AUDIENCE: "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 384 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,440 "Marry Me!" 385 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,234 (cheering) 386 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,487 (upbeat pop intro playing) 387 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,539 (cheering) 388 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,299 (indistinct chatter) 389 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,973 Uh, can you stop the music? 390 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,434 (music stops) 391 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,560 Oh, shit. 392 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,980 And, um, can you turn up the house lights? 393 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,732 (audience quiets) 394 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,361 Yeah. 395 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,407 -(grunts) -(audience gasping) 396 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,575 -WOMAN: We love you, Kat! -MAN: We love you, Kat! 397 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,327 -MAN: Kat, we love you! -WOMAN: Kat! 398 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:38,123 -(whispers): I'm okay. -WOMAN: Kat, you're a goddess! 399 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,627 I'm told that, uh... 400 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,255 (sniffles) 401 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,340 ...20 million people are 402 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:51,011 supposed to watch me sing "Marry Me" 403 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,054 to the love of my life... 404 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,515 (applause, cheering) 405 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,518 ...and then watch as we take our vows. 406 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,478 (cheering) 407 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,564 I didn't know she was gonna do this. 408 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,732 Beautiful. 409 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,442 So it's only natural 410 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,694 that I would want to see who I'm talking to. 411 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,195 -(cheering) -WOMAN: We love you! 412 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,905 WOMAN 2: Kat, we love you! 413 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,742 Probably didn't know about this either, did you? 414 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,994 Only natural that I say something, 415 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,371 if not about marriage, 416 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,832 then about... love. 417 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,917 (murmuring) 418 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,378 Because that's what we're all looking for, right? 419 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,921 -(cheering) -(murmurs of agreement) 420 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,214 -Love? -WOMAN: Yes! 421 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,883 REPORTER: A Page Sixexclusive... 422 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,762 We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that... 423 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:40,435 ...we forget what our love actually is. 424 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,568 -A lie. -(audience gasping, murmuring) 425 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,570 MAN: It's okay! We love you! 426 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,114 A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago 427 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,451 that you forgot that wasn't real. 428 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,416 But deep down, you knew. 429 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,709 WOMAN: We love you, Kat. 430 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,379 -(cheering) -We love you, Kat! 431 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,298 -(whooping) -MAN: We love you! 432 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,258 She's making a fool of herself. 433 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,177 -(Kat sobs) -No. 434 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,012 KAT: Somehow you knew. 435 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,390 You did that. 436 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,977 You realize that it wasn't love at all. 437 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,021 You were just in love 438 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:29,275 with the idea of who you wanted that person to be. 439 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,821 But you can't marry an idea. 440 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,325 (audience murmuring) 441 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,205 You know, they say, if you want something different, 442 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,833 you have to do something different. 443 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:51,214 So this time, for the first time, 444 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,508 you make a different choice. 445 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:59,931 You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall. 446 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,186 And you just... 447 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,322 ...say yes. 448 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,084 Why not? 449 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,253 Sure. 450 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,882 I'll marry you. 451 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,508 You. 452 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,302 (audience gasping) 453 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,846 Dad. Dad, that's you. 454 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,514 WOMAN: I thought it would be Bastian, 455 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,433 but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker. 456 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,268 Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask. 457 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,561 -Is this for real? -Yeah, it's for real! 458 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,188 Jesus H. She's talking to you. 459 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,856 Charlie, go! Go! 460 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,567 -Go. Go! -Go! Go! Go! 461 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,694 AUDIENCE (chanting): Go! Go! Go! 462 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,364 (chant continues) 463 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,874 -(chant dies down) -(cheering) 464 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,089 * * 465 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,383 (cheering) 466 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,929 (organ playing Wagner's "Bridal Chorus") 467 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,940 Oh, my God. 468 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,908 Do you, Katrina Valdez, 469 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,078 take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband? 470 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,248 And I mean really take him. Think hard, girl. 471 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,041 (audience murmuring) 472 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,420 -I do. -WOMAN: Wait, what? 473 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,548 -(audience gasping) -And do you, some guy, 474 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,010 take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife? 475 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,261 WOMAN: No! Bastian! 476 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,512 -MAN: Do it! -OTHERS: Yeah! 477 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,764 (scattered shouts) 478 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,766 It's on you, bro. 479 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,816 WOMAN: Say yes! 480 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,109 Okay. 481 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,570 -We'll take "okay." -(scattered shouts) 482 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,489 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 483 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,992 I now declare you... (whispers in Spanish) 484 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,952 ...husband and wife. 485 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,955 (scattered cheers) 486 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,791 (cheering swells) 487 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,881 * * 488 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,632 (cheering fades) 489 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,647 (cheering) 490 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:58,777 Kat. 491 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,362 Get the hell away from me. 492 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,821 -Can I just explain... -I'm serious! 493 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,907 -Get her out of here! -MAN: Clear this area. 494 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,909 -Everybody out, please. -MAN 2: What's going on? 495 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,744 What happened? 496 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,497 Baby... 497 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,751 Screw you, Bastian! 498 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,252 BASTIAN: We got in that fight in Miami, 499 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,337 then you told me to get out. 500 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,421 Oh, so this is all my fault? 501 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,673 It's nothing. It was nothing. 502 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,174 -Get me out of here. -(speaks Spanish) 503 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,842 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just... -Wait. 504 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,720 Who the hell do you think you are, man? Some fan? 505 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,681 No, I'm not a fan. Just... 506 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,140 Well, I mean, I am now. 507 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,684 Okay. We're done. You lot, get your phones down. 508 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,644 -Show's over. Go, go, go. -(clamoring) 509 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:33,895 Carl, take these two round the back. 510 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,313 I'll have you send decoys round the front. 511 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,523 -Listen. -Just get him out of here! 512 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,066 (clamoring) 513 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,484 Hey, move. Move. 514 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,735 Hold him there. Hold him there. 515 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,695 -Terry, I'm-I'm good. -Whoa, whoa. 516 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,613 (clamoring continues) 517 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,825 (cameras clicking rapidly) 518 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,578 (Kat panting softly) 519 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,802 * * 520 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,057 That was crazy. 521 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,564 I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say 522 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,233 or what just happened, but I know on some level 523 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,069 you must have really cared about that guy. 524 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,740 I was marrying him. 525 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,534 Good point. 526 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,208 He's going to age badly. 527 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,255 No, he's not. 528 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,798 Yeah, you're right. 529 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,343 He's probably just gonna get better looking. 530 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,720 (chuckles) 531 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,934 I'm really sorry about all this. 532 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,481 Me, too. 533 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,994 You gonna be okay? 534 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,790 Jeff will take you home. 535 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:18,958 Okay. Good night. 536 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,674 (cell phone buzzing) 537 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,470 PARKER (over phone): Charlie, finally. 538 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,971 Hey. How's Lou? 539 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,932 She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you? 540 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,809 I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home. 541 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,644 Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it? 542 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,312 (chuckling): Oh, my God. You are everywhere. 543 00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,897 Online, on television, on... 544 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,440 What do you mean "television"? 545 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,150 FALLON (on TV): Did you hear Kat Valdez got married 546 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,860 to a different stranger at the concert tonight? 547 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,320 -Do you believe that? -(audience laughing on TV) 548 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:49,030 On the way home from the concert tonight, 549 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,199 Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert, 550 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,535 then married her Uber driver, and then... 551 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,036 (audience laughing) 552 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,122 Now he's-he's driving them to the honeymoon 553 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,332 in Turks and Caicos, where she will marry the bellboy. 554 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,460 It's very... It's all... It's all happening... 555 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,546 REPORTER: Kat Valdez y Bastian... 556 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,923 (reporter continues in Spanish) 557 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,717 (sighs) 558 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,719 COLIN: There you are. 559 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,224 You need anything? 560 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,313 KAT: Just... 561 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,774 tell me it didn't happen. 562 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,945 Why do I always pick the wrong guy? 563 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,951 I let everyone down. 564 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,704 -No, no. No, you didn't. -(Kat sniffling, sobbing) 565 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,664 I can't get out of my own way. 566 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,583 Oh, come here. Come here. 567 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,251 It's all right. 568 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,712 -We'll figure it out. -(sobbing) 569 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,255 I promise. 570 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,758 I promise. 571 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,469 We'll figure it out. 572 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,680 Well, the good news is there was a wedding last night. 573 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,808 The bad news is it was not a joke. 574 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,477 I have two things to say. 575 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,062 First, Kat, we love you... 576 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,313 It's Bastian. 577 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,898 He says he just needs five minutes. 578 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,608 Hang up and turn that off. 579 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,485 I got to go. 580 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,362 God, he's unbelievable. 581 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,613 What now? 582 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,031 Well, he's going to Puerto Rico. 583 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:14,824 He says he needs to get his head together. 584 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,950 (scoffs) Whatever. 585 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,577 (sighs) Kat, he was crying. 586 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,371 Not helping. 587 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,997 (Colin grunts softly) 588 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,294 COLIN: You all right? 589 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,712 KAT: No. 590 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,090 Okay, well, I did a bit of digging last night, 591 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,759 and it turns out, out of 10,000 potential dumpster fires, 592 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,261 you picked a decent, straight, single father 593 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,389 with no criminal record, and get this, 594 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,515 he's a maths teacher. 595 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:39,891 -And that's good? -It's great. 596 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,267 He's not gonna be a problem. 597 00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:42,560 I say we offer $5,000, 598 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,939 get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over. 599 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,150 Or... 600 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,820 Or? 601 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,782 Or I could stay married to him. 602 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,327 (laughs) 603 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,745 You're kidding. 604 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,790 You're kidding. 605 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:05,750 You're not kidding. 606 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,293 Y-You can't. We can't. 607 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,628 It-it's not legal. 608 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:09,921 We didn't file papers. 609 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,381 So file the papers. 610 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,590 Wha... 611 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,552 I mean, play the record through here. 612 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,928 I started something last night, 613 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,514 and if I don't finish it, I look crazy. 614 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,266 "Er." You'll look crazier. 615 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,517 (Kat exhales) 616 00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:24,310 (whispers): Namaste. 617 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,479 Yeah, we got to get out in front of this. 618 00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:29,190 Now, he thinks he can publicly humiliate me? 619 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:30,483 Screw him. 620 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:34,029 This is a manic response to an insane situation. 621 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,156 No, we have to change the narrative. 622 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,991 All right? I'm not marrying him forever. 623 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,994 It's just for a month, a... a few months. 624 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,787 Now, presuming the man you married 625 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,331 doesn't have a girlfriend or a life, 626 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,459 and presuming I can get him to agree, 627 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,420 I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world. 628 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,339 You don't want to be a joke. 629 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,092 I don't want to be the punch line. 630 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:59,346 We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment 631 00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:01,222 and just say... 632 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,061 "Nothing else has worked. 633 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,274 Maybe this will." 634 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:19,991 You know what they say to do 635 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,951 when your car's skidding out of control, Colin? 636 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:25,121 Close your eyes and pray? 637 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:29,084 Hit the gas and turn into it. 638 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,585 Wait, what are you saying? 639 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,003 Rethink the paradigm. 640 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,005 We're not selling the world a fairy tale. 641 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,674 We're taking the fairy tale off the table. 642 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:36,883 That's what you did last night. 643 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,551 -That's what I did? -Yeah. 644 00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:40,553 Look, I was just trying to help someone who seemed like 645 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:42,180 they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown. 646 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,723 We're calling it a break from tradition. 647 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:46,559 A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd 648 00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:48,853 and you, my friend, picked her. 649 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,730 I don't even know her. 650 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,233 Kat Valdez is a legend. 651 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,234 Self-made. 652 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,902 She was raised by a single father 653 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,946 who died before she had any kind of success. 654 00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,698 Now she's a woman north of 35 655 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,991 in a business that marginalizes women at any age. 656 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,952 People love their artists to bare their souls, 657 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,662 then vilify them if they go too far. 658 00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:07,914 Well, I'm not gonna let them do that to her. 659 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,083 -And I'm asking you to help me. -How? 660 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,794 Stand beside her for three months. 661 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:13,878 And what does she think about this? 662 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,213 It was her idea. 663 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,091 -She had the idea for... -Yeah. 664 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,260 What if we offered you $10,000? 665 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,595 No, no, no. Wrong approach. 666 00:29:22,637 --> 00:29:24,472 Offer him, like, a fundraiser. 667 00:29:24,514 --> 00:29:25,557 He'll go for that. 668 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,225 (chuckling): Oh. Hi. 669 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,977 Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two... 670 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,478 Ew, gross. No. 671 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,106 Parker Debs, guidance counselor. Same school. 672 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,650 How about, uh, we host a fundraiser for your math club? 673 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,610 Don't answer that. Okay. 674 00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,279 What about if it's, like, 675 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,948 instead of three months, it's six months, 676 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,242 and it could be, like, a whole math wing? 677 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,786 -(chuckles) -I'm thinking about the children. 678 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,079 Yeah, this is ridiculous. 679 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:49,622 I don't think anyone's gonna believe 680 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,958 that she's gonna go from Bastian to me. 681 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,460 -That's a good point. -Well, the fact is 682 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,337 that she did go from Bastian to you. 683 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,588 Counterpoint. 684 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,298 COLIN: We're not pretending you're in love. 685 00:29:58,340 --> 00:29:59,966 We're just gonna say that you're getting 686 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,718 to know each other, and if it goes further, 687 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,844 then great, and if it doesn't... 688 00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:04,429 It won't. Come... 689 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,973 -Not with that attitude. -Well, then it doesn't have to. 690 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:09,642 This is about this moment. 691 00:30:09,684 --> 00:30:13,146 Managing the media frenzy until things die down. 692 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:14,731 I have a daughter. 693 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,650 I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus. 694 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,778 I can assure you, we won't impinge 695 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,197 on your life whatsoever. 696 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:23,698 -(clamoring) -How does it feel to not be a nobody? 697 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:25,617 How do you feel about her being so much hotter 698 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,660 -than you, Charlie? -Hey, Charlie! Right here! 699 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:28,912 Hey, Charlie, are you gonna go through with this? 700 00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:29,996 Where's the honeymoon? 701 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:31,706 Did you get a good look at him? 702 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:33,333 Yeah. He's cute. 703 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,417 What? 704 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,461 -He's fine. -COLIN: Hey. 705 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,089 Charlie, come in. 706 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,924 Oh, she's right there. Jesus. 707 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,842 Come over, guys. 708 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,803 Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie. 709 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,596 -Hi. Oh. -How are you? Oh. 710 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,014 (Charlie chuckles) 711 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,392 -Okay. (laughs) -I'm Parker. 712 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,894 I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert, 713 00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:54,354 -so I'm-I'm... -CHARLIE: Yep. 714 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,605 Basically, I guess I'm responsible 715 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:56,981 -for this whole thing. -(laughter) 716 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,525 Hi, Parker. 717 00:30:58,566 --> 00:30:59,776 Hey, Kat. 718 00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:00,777 Hi. 719 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,362 Would you do me a favor, 720 00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,322 uh, just two seconds, and just say, 721 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,699 -"Roxy, you really blew it"? -CHARLIE: Oh. Oh. 722 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:08,451 Today Showis a go at 10:00 on Tuesday. 723 00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:10,036 -(whispers): Sorry. -MELISSA: They want, uh, um... 724 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,413 Um, Charlie. 725 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:14,499 Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London. 726 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,376 -Kat. -Excuse me one second. 727 00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,003 -I just have to take a call. -Okay. 728 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,671 -Bye, Kat. -WOMAN: Everything's set up... 729 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,923 -She's like a real person. -All right, so what's going on? 730 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,550 Uh, we're booking interviews all week. 731 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,176 Uh-huh. I thought that's what today was. 732 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:26,553 No, no. Today's more of a press conference. 733 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,054 But throughout the next few weeks, 734 00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:29,597 we're gonna have some sit-downs and B roll 735 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:31,307 and news outlets following us, charting the progress 736 00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,018 as you two get to know each other. 737 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,185 It's all in your email. 738 00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:35,895 I don't check my emails a lot. 739 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,231 How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email? 740 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,567 Easy. I can't do anything 741 00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:42,902 between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday, 742 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,529 and I have math club after school, 743 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,406 and three days a week, I have my kid. 744 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,283 -Beyond that, I'm pretty much available. -(groans) 745 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,744 -So, sorry... -Melissa. 746 00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,829 Melissa, you're gonna have to move The Today Show. 747 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:53,955 What? Excuse me? 748 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,290 We don't move The Today Show. 749 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:57,709 We move for The Today Show. 750 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,085 He's gonna have to shift his schedule. 751 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,211 Okay, I'll-I'll handle it. 752 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,088 Okay, I can handle my own life. 753 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:03,590 I can help him handle it. 754 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:06,259 Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you be posting Vitamix? 755 00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,011 That's Tyra's job. 756 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,804 Oh. Right. 757 00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:11,514 Morning, everybody. I don't know about you guys, 758 00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:13,433 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 759 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:16,019 I also love to have fresh juice. 760 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:18,396 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 761 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:21,775 I take my fresh greens, mix and go. 762 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,485 Okay, look, I hate to interrupt an artist 763 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,362 while she's juicing, but we're gonna have to draw 764 00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:27,238 a hard line when it comes to the students 765 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,115 -and the schedule, okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 766 00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:31,117 You're a little shiny. 767 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,495 MELISSA: Awesome. Let's take a selfie. 768 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:34,621 (camera clicks) 769 00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:36,081 I don't feel comfortable. 770 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,375 -I really don't feel like this is my world. -It's natural. 771 00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:40,293 It just feels like everyone walking around 772 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:41,628 is, like, a sycophant. 773 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,963 Everything in her life is sponsored. 774 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,841 -I know, but don't ruin this for me. -No, but listen to me. 775 00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:48,802 -I... -COLIN: Hey. 776 00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:50,637 -How we doing? -I'm sorry. 777 00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:52,722 I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out. 778 00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:53,890 It's just perspective. 779 00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:55,517 No, it's not just perspective. 780 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:57,644 You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals, 781 00:32:57,686 --> 00:32:59,020 a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies, 782 00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:00,522 but that's not the full... 783 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:02,357 Well, I mean, is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean... 784 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:03,483 Look up. 785 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,151 Look, I-I don't mean to be negative, 786 00:33:05,193 --> 00:33:07,404 but I'm not a big social media person. 787 00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:09,406 I feel it's kind of a distorted reality. 788 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:11,491 I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk. 789 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,827 No, come on. I see it all the time in my students. 790 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,745 -It's... (sighs) -MELISSA: Kat's ready to walk. 791 00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,163 Okay, she's ready. 792 00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:18,540 COLIN: Social media can also reach people. 793 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,417 -No, I know. Yeah. -It can be a tool. 794 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:22,419 You know what a tool is, though, right, Charlie? 795 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,046 -Okay. Thank you, Melissa. -PARKER: Burn. 796 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,341 I know this is a lot. 797 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,343 Just go out there and be yourself. 798 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,303 Myself probably wouldn't be here, but... 799 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,222 Listen, if you don't want to do this... 800 00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:37,475 Uh, what, then I leave? 801 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,060 I thought you said he was into this. 802 00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:41,062 -COLIN: He is. -He can hear you. 803 00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:42,188 COLIN: Ladies and gentlemen, 804 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:44,274 Kat Valdez and her new husband, 805 00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:45,567 Charlie Gilbert. 806 00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:47,777 -(applause) -(cameras clicking) 807 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,199 REPORTER: So, you think it's romantic 808 00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:54,534 marrying a complete stranger? 809 00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:58,163 Uh, impulsive, without a plan. 810 00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:00,206 But, hey, look where my plans got me. 811 00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:01,291 (laughter) 812 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:02,584 So, you just 813 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,377 threw caution to the wind and thought... 814 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:06,629 I didn't think, actually. 815 00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:07,714 It was a moment. 816 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:09,382 You're banking a lifetime on a moment? 817 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,509 No, I'm banking a moment on a moment. 818 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:14,471 Get enough of those, and that's a lifetime. 819 00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:15,889 You know nothing about each other. 820 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:17,390 Did you think twice? 821 00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:18,475 Charlie? 822 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,352 Mm, people meet randomly all the time. 823 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,228 At a... at a bar or... 824 00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:23,772 Online. 825 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:25,440 Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven. 826 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,275 -(laughing) -CHARLIE: Uh... 827 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:29,402 I mean, why is this any crazier? 828 00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:32,113 To state the obvious, you got married. 829 00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:36,451 Yeah, and... 830 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:39,245 Now we get to know each other. 831 00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:41,998 -But not as man and wife? -KAT: Uh, no. 832 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,750 That would be nuts. (chuckles) 833 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,126 Just for her. 834 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,754 For me, it would be pretty amazing. 835 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,297 (laughter) 836 00:34:49,339 --> 00:34:51,091 Last night, I held up a friend's sign 837 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,385 asking a woman to marry me, 838 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:57,764 and she said yes, and I did, and... 839 00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:00,850 ...you know, I did it not, 840 00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:02,686 you know, because she was beautiful-- 841 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,688 -well, maybe a little... -(laughter) 842 00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:07,315 ...um, but it just seemed like, 843 00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,442 in the moment, the right thing to do. 844 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:13,530 So, what, you just saw each other and said yes? 845 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:17,283 BOTH: Yes. 846 00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:19,077 (both laugh) 847 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,204 And that doesn't seem frivolous? 848 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:25,333 Historically, marriage was transactional. 849 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,919 It was about expanding your empire, 850 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:30,797 and a woman's value was based on what she brought. 851 00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:33,675 Like, "You give me a heifer, and I'll give you my daughter." 852 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,510 (reporters scoffing, murmuring) 853 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:36,970 CHARLIE: It's terrible. I know. 854 00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,014 That's... Uh, you know, I didn't come up with it. 855 00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:42,684 But it really was a business deal, 856 00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:45,103 and it wasn't designed to be about love, 857 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:49,149 and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now. 858 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,651 REPORTER: This is your second marriage, right, Charlie? 859 00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:53,403 You wouldn't want to fail again. 860 00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,574 (chuckles softly) 861 00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,701 Well, you haven't lived unless you've failed, Bill. 862 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:02,037 You should know that from your time at CNBC. 863 00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,496 (laughter) 864 00:36:03,538 --> 00:36:06,624 Listen, what we did was crazy-- 865 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,668 we know that-- but, you know, 866 00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:11,671 it was just truly a leap of faith. 867 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:15,008 The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women. 868 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:17,719 I mean, why do we have to wait for men to propose? 869 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:20,305 Why is everything on his terms? 870 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,974 No, I think it is time to shake things up. 871 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,851 How about this? We pick the guy, 872 00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:28,355 we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay. 873 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:31,733 (cheering and applause) 874 00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,654 -COLIN: That was terrific. -(Kat chuckling) 875 00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,239 No, no, seriously. Oh, and listen. 876 00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:39,532 Don't worry about Tuesday. 877 00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:40,867 We'll adjust our schedule around yours. 878 00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,410 -It'll be fine. -Thanks. I appreciate it. 879 00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:43,745 -No, of course. -KAT: We'll try not to 880 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,455 turn your life upside down too much. 881 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:47,457 I think it might be a little too late for that. 882 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,209 I mean, do you ever get used to this? 883 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:53,880 Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere? 884 00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:55,882 I don't know. Some days, you barely notice. 885 00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:59,761 Other days, you feel like... a panda in a zoo. 886 00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:03,223 You should know that up front. 887 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,432 Got it. 888 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:05,684 Where you off to now? 889 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:08,228 Oh, London, for a meeting. 890 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,730 And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog, 891 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:13,692 which pretty much sums it up. 892 00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,945 I'll see you at the next photo op? 893 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:19,406 -Okay. -(engine starts) 894 00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:21,366 Don't forget to check your schedule. 895 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,243 I got it. 896 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,912 OMG. He can't even text with that. 897 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:28,164 OMG. Yes, he can. 898 00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:29,791 (whispers): But very slowly. 899 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,261 Ay, ay, ay. 900 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:42,846 PARKER: You did not look nervous, 901 00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:44,556 and you know what, you kind of have 902 00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:45,974 offbeat good looks for someone... 903 00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:47,767 -Offbeat? -PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez! 904 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,269 -Charlie, over here! -CHARLIE: What are they doing here? 905 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,770 Relax. We're famous now. 906 00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:52,647 PHOTOGRAPHER: Is this a throuple? 907 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,441 Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?! 908 00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:55,817 Why are you yelling at me? 909 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,444 -I'm standing right here. -Come on, Charlie. 910 00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:58,778 -I'm gonna go inside. -What are you doing? 911 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,071 -PARKER: Just, um... -Are you now Mr. Valdez? 912 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:01,406 Are you in the doghouse? Huh? 913 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:03,450 (grunting): Gonna be a short walk. 914 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:05,869 Go inside. I'll deal with this. 915 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,579 PHOTOGRAPHER: You been kicked out already? 916 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,123 The dog can't shit if people are watching. 917 00:38:10,165 --> 00:38:13,335 Luckily, I can only shit if people are watching, 918 00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:16,546 so if you're feeling lucky... 919 00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:19,799 I'm busy, too, by the way. 920 00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:22,052 (cheering, excited chatter) 921 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,514 * * 922 00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:29,517 BASTIAN (on video): What's your name, baby? 923 00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:32,103 -WOMAN (on video): Janice. -BASTIAN: Janice. 924 00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:34,564 You look so sexy tonight. 925 00:38:42,947 --> 00:38:44,741 KAT: I don't know about you guys, 926 00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:47,285 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 927 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:48,828 I also love to have fresh juice. 928 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,705 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 929 00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:52,707 Could we get a Vitamix? 930 00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:54,501 I'd like to juice daily. 931 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:55,710 Come on. Put that down. 932 00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:57,379 No electronics at dinner. 933 00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:58,880 What do you call that? 934 00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:00,882 I call that a nature documentary, 935 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,843 so we can travel while we eat. 936 00:39:03,885 --> 00:39:05,845 Put it down. 937 00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:10,350 So, is Kat, like, my stepmom? 938 00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:11,976 No, Lou. Come on. 939 00:39:12,018 --> 00:39:15,021 Dad, I think this experience is actually really good for you. 940 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,523 Says my 12-year-old? 941 00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:18,316 It's true. I mean, you never just, like, 942 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:19,943 do things without planning them. 943 00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:21,319 I think it's cool. 944 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,862 I really want to meet her. 945 00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:24,864 I mean, Parker says she's nice 946 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:27,742 and smart and next-level hot. 947 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,703 She is nice. She is... She's an attract... 948 00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:31,287 Here, let me get this. 949 00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:34,249 Dad, she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram. 950 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,750 Okay. I'm not impressed. 951 00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:38,253 Talk to me when she gets to 90 million, okay? 952 00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:40,046 Lou, it's not real. 953 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:41,631 It's all a facade. 954 00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,383 You know, they had me wearing makeup. 955 00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:45,260 You wear makeup now? 956 00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:47,303 Wore once. Never again. 957 00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:50,682 Well, you never say never, but I don't plan on it 958 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,101 in the next couple months that we're doing this. 959 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:55,937 And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her? 960 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,564 I don't think Mom would want that. 961 00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:59,399 Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too. 962 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:02,861 Oh, perfect. Lou, you know that we're not really together. 963 00:40:02,902 --> 00:40:05,947 Her manager stages things. Look. 964 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:08,908 -You have an iPhone? -Yeah. 965 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,577 I mean, it's-it's just for scheduling. 966 00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:12,203 They're making me use it. 967 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:13,705 -Huh. -Yeah, bowling, 968 00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,457 and then we're gonna do a photo shoot, so... 969 00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:19,419 Uh-huh. But do you guys, like, talk ever? 970 00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:22,005 It's just publicity. It's not real. 971 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,965 Hmm. 972 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:26,926 Yeah! Come on! 973 00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:28,636 Okay, your turn. 974 00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:30,055 Don't be nervous. It's just, uh... 975 00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:31,765 It's not a competition. Just having fun. 976 00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:33,350 Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing 977 00:40:33,391 --> 00:40:35,518 from the way you're holding that that you haven't done 978 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,812 -too much bowling. -Uh, what do I do? 979 00:40:37,854 --> 00:40:39,773 Well, you... you're gonna want to put your fingers 980 00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:41,232 -in the holes there. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 981 00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:42,942 This one, yeah. Get your thumb in that one. 982 00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:44,778 -There? That one? Okay. -Yep. And then take 983 00:40:44,819 --> 00:40:47,113 three steps kind of-- you want to land on your left, 984 00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:49,199 and don't be afraid to use those little... 985 00:40:53,995 --> 00:40:56,915 A strike is better than a spare, right? 986 00:40:56,956 --> 00:40:58,792 -That is not your first time bowling. -(laughing) 987 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,585 Yes! Did you get that? 988 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:03,296 -Come on! The old rope-a-dope. -Yes! 989 00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:05,006 MELISSA: Oh, my God. 990 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:07,967 I wish I put money on this, because people are loving it. 991 00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:09,719 -What people? -Oh, well, this is 992 00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:12,138 an Instagram live feed, and 237,000 people 993 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:14,099 are like, "Why is he such a boring nerd?" 994 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:16,351 -Mel. -What? Their words, not mine. 995 00:41:16,393 --> 00:41:17,477 Get off the live, Mel. 996 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:18,728 All right. 997 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,021 So, we just need a little bit more 998 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:21,523 B roll for The Today Show. 999 00:41:21,564 --> 00:41:24,442 Well, I've-I've got to get home to Tank. 1000 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,902 -Is Tank his daughter? -Stop. 1001 00:41:25,944 --> 00:41:27,612 -COLIN: Okay. -You have to go? 1002 00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:29,781 Yeah, if you guys are done with me. 1003 00:41:29,823 --> 00:41:32,534 Mm-hmm. We're going to a party. 1004 00:41:32,575 --> 00:41:34,703 You go. 1005 00:41:34,744 --> 00:41:36,746 Where's home? 1006 00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:43,837 KAT: Wow. Cool. 1007 00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:46,214 CHARLIE: Thanks. 1008 00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,967 Yeah, it's a, um... 1009 00:41:49,009 --> 00:41:51,469 Kat, meet dog. (chuckling) 1010 00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:53,430 Wow, I never heard that one before. 1011 00:41:53,471 --> 00:41:56,558 Sorry. That was pretty... ruff. 1012 00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:59,519 (laughing): You are so lucky 1013 00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,354 that Mel didn't hear you say that. 1014 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:02,856 No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here. 1015 00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:05,191 I feel like you're never alone. 1016 00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:06,693 What? I'm alone now. 1017 00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:09,696 Well, I mean, yeah, other than Kofi. 1018 00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:11,489 KAT: Just ignore him. 1019 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:14,242 CHARLIE: Is everything you do filmed? 1020 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,244 -KAT: Banked. -Banked? 1021 00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,912 For my channel. 1022 00:42:17,954 --> 00:42:20,248 Just little mini episodes of life. 1023 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:25,754 Uh, can-can we skip an episode? 1024 00:42:28,590 --> 00:42:29,799 Want me to go? 1025 00:42:29,841 --> 00:42:31,551 KAT: Yeah, you can go. 1026 00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:32,844 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Good night. 1027 00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:34,512 -I'll see you. Yeah. -Happy? 1028 00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:35,764 Relieved. 1029 00:42:35,805 --> 00:42:37,724 (door closes) 1030 00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:38,892 KAT: Is this your daughter? 1031 00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:39,893 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -She's cute. 1032 00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:42,228 Thanks. Yeah, she's great. 1033 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:45,565 Although she is in that awkward in-between phase 1034 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,901 where she's still my baby girl 1035 00:42:47,942 --> 00:42:50,945 but she definitely wants nothing to do with me. 1036 00:42:50,987 --> 00:42:52,947 And you can forget about getting hugs, 1037 00:42:52,989 --> 00:42:55,367 'cause it's not happening anymore, 1038 00:42:55,408 --> 00:43:00,080 which kind of breaks my heart, but that's the way it goes. 1039 00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,624 What happened with her mom? 1040 00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:05,085 I mean, I'm sorry, you don't... 1041 00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:06,336 You know, it's none of my business. 1042 00:43:06,378 --> 00:43:07,837 You don't have to tell me. (chuckles) 1043 00:43:07,879 --> 00:43:10,924 No, no, it's okay. Um... 1044 00:43:10,965 --> 00:43:13,677 We were married, and we actually had a good marriage. 1045 00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:15,095 You know, then, 1046 00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:16,971 I don't know, all of a sudden, I got the feeling 1047 00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:19,224 she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore, 1048 00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:21,434 and I had nothing to do but let her go. 1049 00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:24,354 And, you know, statistically, we're screwed, 1050 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:28,274 'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce, so... 1051 00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:30,443 That means 52% work. 1052 00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:32,862 -Ah, an optimist. -(laughs) 1053 00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:35,365 -This is so cool. Can I? -Yeah. 1054 00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:38,743 And then I think when you get up to, like, second and third, 1055 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:41,037 then it jumps up to, like, 67% failure rate. 1056 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,957 Even if it's one in a billion, what does it matter? 1057 00:43:43,998 --> 00:43:46,584 It's worth a shot. 1058 00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:48,294 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1059 00:43:48,336 --> 00:43:49,629 I believe in marriage. 1060 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:50,964 Jesus, still? 1061 00:43:51,006 --> 00:43:53,258 Haven't you been married like six times? 1062 00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:54,759 Three times. 1063 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:57,178 Not including this. This is four. 1064 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,806 But the first time was only 48 hours, so... 1065 00:43:59,848 --> 00:44:01,349 doesn't count. 1066 00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:03,601 But still, do you ever feel like just kind of, 1067 00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:06,688 "I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it." 1068 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:08,481 No, it's like math. 1069 00:44:08,523 --> 00:44:12,027 When you get a problem wrong, you just don't give up on it. 1070 00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:15,071 You keep trying till you get it right. 1071 00:44:15,113 --> 00:44:16,906 CHARLIE: And what about you and Bastian? 1072 00:44:16,948 --> 00:44:18,908 How long were you guys together? 1073 00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:20,869 Mm, year and a half. 1074 00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:23,163 I'd just split from my second husband. 1075 00:44:23,204 --> 00:44:25,290 He was a music producer who did, uh, 1076 00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:28,626 my last two albums and then sold a sex tape. 1077 00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:30,503 -(inhales sharply) -That's not the worst part. 1078 00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:33,423 The worst part is I thought I could fix things. 1079 00:44:33,465 --> 00:44:35,842 -(chuckles) -Pretty hard to fix a sex tape. 1080 00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:37,927 -Right. -(Tank grumbles) 1081 00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:44,309 Sorry. Yeah, it's just a little power nap. 1082 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:45,852 Pacing himself. 1083 00:44:45,894 --> 00:44:47,354 -Mm. -(Charlie chuckles) 1084 00:44:47,395 --> 00:44:50,023 If we give him a minute, he'll-he'll restart. 1085 00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:52,400 -Okay. -But you were saying? 1086 00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:54,069 Well, this business, those type of guys, 1087 00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:55,820 they build you up to break you down. 1088 00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,364 But you were already famous, so... 1089 00:44:57,405 --> 00:44:59,199 It's not about fame. 1090 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,952 You know, it's about credibility. 1091 00:45:02,994 --> 00:45:05,372 It just didn't matter how successful I was. 1092 00:45:05,413 --> 00:45:08,208 They never gave it to me. 1093 00:45:08,249 --> 00:45:11,920 You know I've never been nominated for anything? 1094 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:15,006 And then I met Bastian. 1095 00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:18,426 And he... and he gave me this. 1096 00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:23,264 "Sing." What does that mean? 1097 00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:26,267 It means "don't let them win." 1098 00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:32,399 Nobody's all bad, Charlie. 1099 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,401 If they were, it would make it so much easier. 1100 00:45:34,442 --> 00:45:38,488 But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad. 1101 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,994 (grunting): Okay. 1102 00:45:49,499 --> 00:45:51,418 Zoo mates. 1103 00:45:52,794 --> 00:45:54,921 Zoo mates. 1104 00:45:56,881 --> 00:45:59,342 See, we're not so different, Charlie. 1105 00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:00,927 KAT: * You know I tried so long * 1106 00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:02,470 Come on. Come on! It's not a big... 1107 00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:05,432 * Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong * 1108 00:46:05,473 --> 00:46:09,144 * I swear I must've spent a thousand nights * 1109 00:46:09,185 --> 00:46:12,939 * Lookin' for somebody who could hold me tight * 1110 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:15,692 * Until I realized * 1111 00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:18,945 * I am the love of, the love of my life... * 1112 00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:21,281 COLIN: The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez 1113 00:46:21,322 --> 00:46:23,742 are telling the world there's no age limit. 1114 00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,785 -Is that right? -Guess so. 1115 00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:27,287 (chuckling) 1116 00:46:28,329 --> 00:46:31,082 * I am the love of, the love of my life * 1117 00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:34,127 * I am the love of, the love of my life * 1118 00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:35,879 * I was just waiting for you... * 1119 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,464 Think we've got everything we need. 1120 00:46:37,505 --> 00:46:39,716 We'll post to our socials, so... you're all set. 1121 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,259 (sighs): All right. 1122 00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:44,804 Maybe... Is it okay if I stay? 1123 00:46:44,846 --> 00:46:46,389 Oh, yeah. 1124 00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:47,766 Yeah, of course. 1125 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,684 Make yourself at home. 1126 00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:52,896 * I can't tell you now * 1127 00:46:52,937 --> 00:46:56,816 * I don't know why, don't know why * 1128 00:46:56,858 --> 00:47:01,154 * And now I'll pick myself up * 1129 00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:04,199 * One more time, one more time * 1130 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,826 * You know I tried so long * 1131 00:47:06,868 --> 00:47:10,663 * Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong... * 1132 00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,207 -Bye. -Bye. 1133 00:47:12,248 --> 00:47:15,001 -Hey. -Hey, Mom. 1134 00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:17,003 How you doing? 1135 00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:18,588 * Hold me tight * 1136 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:21,341 * Until I realized * 1137 00:47:22,217 --> 00:47:24,427 * I am the love of, the love of my life... * 1138 00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:27,639 There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test. 1139 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:29,099 -Charlie! -No. 1140 00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,434 No, that was a stool softener for Tank. 1141 00:47:31,476 --> 00:47:33,687 * I ain't got nobody else on my mind... * 1142 00:47:33,728 --> 00:47:36,981 REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her new husband, Charlie Gilbert. 1143 00:47:37,023 --> 00:47:39,192 -Wh-What do I do? -Just stand and smile. 1144 00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:40,652 -Charlie! Charlie! -(clamoring) 1145 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:43,405 -Oh, my God, it's Bastian! -Bastian! -Bastian! 1146 00:47:43,446 --> 00:47:45,990 Bastian, Bastian, Bastian! Over here! Over here! 1147 00:47:46,032 --> 00:47:47,492 (clamoring continues) 1148 00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:49,327 Guys, this way. How about the three of you together? 1149 00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:51,287 No hard feelings, man. Yeah? 1150 00:47:51,329 --> 00:47:53,581 No feelings at all. (chuckles) 1151 00:47:54,582 --> 00:47:55,875 Mm, mamacita. 1152 00:47:55,917 --> 00:47:57,168 PHOTOGRAPHER: Bastian, one with the three of you. 1153 00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:05,301 PHOTOGRAPHER: What did he say to you? 1154 00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:06,720 Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way! 1155 00:48:06,761 --> 00:48:08,888 -What did he say, Charlie? -Look, Bastian! Bastian! 1156 00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:11,099 -Thank you, guys. -(clamoring continues) 1157 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:13,643 My Spanish is a little rusty, but he said, 1158 00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:15,895 "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 1159 00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:17,564 "I'm such an idiot. 1160 00:48:17,605 --> 00:48:20,108 And why did I get that neck tattoo?" 1161 00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:23,486 You okay? 1162 00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:26,656 I'm good. 1163 00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:28,950 (jet engine whooshing) 1164 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,286 CHARLIE: Now, where are you? 1165 00:48:31,327 --> 00:48:33,580 KAT: Paris, for a show. 1166 00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:34,789 CHARLIE: Ah. 1167 00:48:34,831 --> 00:48:36,416 -Paris! -CHARLIE: Is it weird having 1168 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,251 everyone in the world know who you are? 1169 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,919 KAT: No, what's weird is that 1170 00:48:39,961 --> 00:48:42,047 everyone in the world thinks they know who I am. 1171 00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:43,923 CHARLIE: Yeah, I bet. 1172 00:48:43,965 --> 00:48:45,884 And you're headed home after that? 1173 00:48:45,925 --> 00:48:47,427 KAT: Well, um, I'm home tomorrow, 1174 00:48:47,469 --> 00:48:49,554 but then I have that private in Japan. 1175 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:51,097 Wh-What's a private? 1176 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:53,600 KAT: I get paid a fortune to sing songs 1177 00:48:53,641 --> 00:48:56,061 to like ten insanely rich people. 1178 00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:57,562 CHARLIE: Do you think maybe they'd want 1179 00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:59,481 to watch someone do some math problems? 1180 00:48:59,522 --> 00:49:01,232 -(class cheering) -(Kat chuckling) 1181 00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:02,776 -KAT: I'll ask. -CHARLIE: All right, well, 1182 00:49:02,817 --> 00:49:06,196 I'll let you go, but call me if you're lonely. 1183 00:49:06,237 --> 00:49:08,615 (ringtone playing) 1184 00:49:08,656 --> 00:49:10,158 Hello? 1185 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,952 -KAT: I'm lonely. -(laughing) 1186 00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:15,914 It's been like 13 seconds. 1187 00:49:15,955 --> 00:49:18,166 Are you brushing your teeth? 1188 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,210 -Yes. -Are you going to bed? 1189 00:49:20,251 --> 00:49:22,962 It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there. 1190 00:49:23,004 --> 00:49:25,465 Um, maybe. 1191 00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,133 -Wow. -Well, I'm gonna read. 1192 00:49:27,175 --> 00:49:29,469 I'm not gonna go right to bed. 1193 00:49:29,511 --> 00:49:31,179 How's Lou? 1194 00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:32,555 She's really good. 1195 00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:34,641 She finally agreed to join the math club, 1196 00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:37,477 which makes me happy 'cause she's phenomenal at math 1197 00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:39,187 even though she doesn't want to be. 1198 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:41,106 Well, maybe she just doesn't want to be you. 1199 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:42,273 That's for certain. 1200 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:43,650 But it's not really that. 1201 00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:45,819 It's-it's more that she's afraid, and, 1202 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:48,405 you know, she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11. 1203 00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:50,615 -The Mathalon? -Yeah, the Mathalon. 1204 00:49:50,657 --> 00:49:52,450 It's kind of like the Grammys for math, 1205 00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:54,619 except there's like four people in the audience. 1206 00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,622 -Ah. -She kind of froze in the finals, 1207 00:49:57,664 --> 00:50:01,084 and then some kids made fun of her and... 1208 00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:02,919 I just want her to find her place. 1209 00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:05,171 Just give her a minute. 1210 00:50:05,213 --> 00:50:07,173 Yeah, definitely. 1211 00:50:07,215 --> 00:50:09,884 Okay, well, I'm glad you were lonely. 1212 00:50:09,926 --> 00:50:11,553 (chuckling) 1213 00:50:11,594 --> 00:50:13,930 I guess I'll let you get to bed now. 1214 00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,932 -(laughs) Okay. -Bye. 1215 00:50:15,974 --> 00:50:17,684 So long. Adios. 1216 00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:19,561 (laughs) Bye. 1217 00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,812 See you. 1218 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:29,988 (sighs): Yeah. 1219 00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:31,990 (kids chattering) 1220 00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:33,950 (school bell rings) 1221 00:50:33,992 --> 00:50:36,369 Okay, after you've completed the prime factorization, 1222 00:50:36,411 --> 00:50:38,621 identify the distinct prime factor. 1223 00:50:38,663 --> 00:50:40,707 All right, listen up, Coolidge Pi-thons. 1224 00:50:40,749 --> 00:50:42,459 -I'm here on official business. -Park... 1225 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,295 First of all, who didn't get their waiver signed? 1226 00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:46,713 All right, you two, out. 1227 00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:48,590 Hey, y-you can't just dismiss my students. 1228 00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:50,383 (mock stammering) Yes, I can. 1229 00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:53,094 You heard me. Scram. Beat it! 1230 00:50:53,928 --> 00:50:55,597 Now, for the rest of you 1231 00:50:55,638 --> 00:50:57,932 who know how to follow direction, 1232 00:50:57,974 --> 00:51:01,644 I bring you the one, the only... 1233 00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:03,980 (students gasping) 1234 00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:06,232 (squealing excitedly) 1235 00:51:06,274 --> 00:51:07,567 Kat, I love you! 1236 00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:09,903 Percy, stop yelling. She's right here. 1237 00:51:09,944 --> 00:51:11,363 Hi. 1238 00:51:11,404 --> 00:51:13,740 Thought you had a private for, like, a fortune. 1239 00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:15,617 I rescheduled. 1240 00:51:15,658 --> 00:51:18,078 PARKER: All right, who's got a question for Kat? 1241 00:51:18,119 --> 00:51:19,287 -Oh, I do! I do! -Me! Me! 1242 00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:20,747 Say something smart. 1243 00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:21,998 Don't embarrass me. 1244 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,083 Uh, George. 1245 00:51:23,124 --> 00:51:24,751 Did you really kiss Katy Perry? 1246 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:25,960 Actually, she kissed me. 1247 00:51:26,002 --> 00:51:27,545 -STUDENTS: Ooh. -KAT: Next. 1248 00:51:27,587 --> 00:51:28,338 Oh! 1249 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:29,506 Uh, Not George. 1250 00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:30,840 -Spencer. -Don't care. 1251 00:51:30,882 --> 00:51:34,552 Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian? 1252 00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:36,846 Well... 1253 00:51:36,888 --> 00:51:39,265 he didn't cheat on me with my assistant. 1254 00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:41,601 -STUDENTS: Ooh. -(laughter, cheering) 1255 00:51:41,643 --> 00:51:43,978 Okay, you guys caught us right in the middle 1256 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,106 of our mock Mathalon training, 1257 00:51:46,147 --> 00:51:49,109 which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit. 1258 00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,403 Uh, Lou, you're up. 1259 00:51:51,444 --> 00:51:53,196 -(whispers): Dad, no. -KAT: Is that Lou? 1260 00:51:53,238 --> 00:51:54,823 Yeah. 1261 00:51:54,864 --> 00:51:56,991 Finally. Hi. 1262 00:51:57,033 --> 00:51:58,993 I've wanted to meet you forever. 1263 00:51:59,035 --> 00:52:00,412 Me, too. 1264 00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:02,122 PARKER: Are you kidding me? They haven't met? 1265 00:52:02,163 --> 00:52:03,957 -No. -What is wrong with you? 1266 00:52:03,998 --> 00:52:06,501 -Well, they... -(whispers): You're married. 1267 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,128 Can we forget about the mock Mathalon? 1268 00:52:08,169 --> 00:52:10,296 I have a million questions for Kat. 1269 00:52:10,338 --> 00:52:11,589 Yeah, and Lou's too scared to get up 1270 00:52:11,631 --> 00:52:12,799 in front of people anyways. 1271 00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:14,217 Shut up, Jose. 1272 00:52:14,259 --> 00:52:15,969 Oh, well, don't worry. I totally get it. 1273 00:52:16,011 --> 00:52:18,471 You know, sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena 1274 00:52:18,513 --> 00:52:22,100 with thousands and thousands of people, I get so nervous. 1275 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,685 (student murmuring in disbelief) 1276 00:52:23,727 --> 00:52:25,687 No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke. 1277 00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:29,107 Okay, Mel, pull up "Kat VMAs 2010." 1278 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:30,316 -I've got it. -Oh, okay. 1279 00:52:30,358 --> 00:52:31,860 -Hey, Google. -Look at this. 1280 00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:37,032 Show me a video: "Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance." 1281 00:52:37,073 --> 00:52:40,660 * Number nine, yeah, I'm going up * 1282 00:52:40,702 --> 00:52:42,704 * I'm getting so high * 1283 00:52:43,538 --> 00:52:45,373 * I'm not the sa... * 1284 00:52:45,415 --> 00:52:46,750 KAT: Hey, Google. 1285 00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:48,168 -(laughs): That's enough. -(music stops) 1286 00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:50,378 -(students groaning) -Yeah. 1287 00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:54,049 I forgot the lyrics on live TV 1288 00:52:54,090 --> 00:52:56,134 to a song that I wrote. 1289 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:57,927 It could happen to anybody. 1290 00:52:57,969 --> 00:53:00,263 Yeah, but the point is that once it does, 1291 00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:02,599 you're always worried, you know? 1292 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,392 What if it happens again? 1293 00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:05,727 What did you do? 1294 00:53:05,769 --> 00:53:07,520 I shifted focus. 1295 00:53:07,562 --> 00:53:09,522 I made my dance so hard 1296 00:53:09,564 --> 00:53:12,275 that all I could do was concentrate on the steps. 1297 00:53:12,317 --> 00:53:15,028 So, it's like you distracted your mind. 1298 00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:16,863 Yes. Exactly. 1299 00:53:16,905 --> 00:53:21,284 Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was. 1300 00:53:24,537 --> 00:53:26,956 Mel, we're gonna need some speakers. 1301 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:31,044 Not too loud, right? 1302 00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:33,296 (blasting over speakers): * I just got paid... * 1303 00:53:33,338 --> 00:53:34,381 STUDENTS: Hey! 1304 00:53:34,422 --> 00:53:35,924 KAT: And two. 1305 00:53:35,965 --> 00:53:38,218 And free your mind, and three and four. 1306 00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:40,220 Make a turn, three and four. 1307 00:53:40,261 --> 00:53:42,013 Again, three and four. 1308 00:53:42,055 --> 00:53:43,515 * Don't know where we're going... * 1309 00:53:43,556 --> 00:53:45,475 And one and two, and three and four. 1310 00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:48,520 And ask a question, three and four. 1311 00:53:49,521 --> 00:53:52,065 Look alive, Chuck, three and four. 1312 00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:53,692 Oh, uh, okay. 1313 00:53:53,733 --> 00:53:56,403 Lou, what is 43 times 101? 1314 00:53:56,444 --> 00:53:58,488 -4-3-4-3. -Yes! 1315 00:53:58,530 --> 00:53:59,906 Yes, you're on fire. Yes! 1316 00:53:59,948 --> 00:54:01,741 You're ruining it, Charlie, three and four. 1317 00:54:01,783 --> 00:54:03,868 Keep the time, and three and four. 1318 00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:04,994 And turn. 1319 00:54:05,036 --> 00:54:07,831 CHARLIE: Esther, what is five factorial? 1320 00:54:07,872 --> 00:54:09,332 Uh, 120. 1321 00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:10,417 Yeah! 1322 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:13,003 All geniuses with rhythm. 1323 00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:15,088 (cheering) 1324 00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:16,339 * I just got paid... * 1325 00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:17,716 (chanting): Go, Percy. Go, Percy. 1326 00:54:17,757 --> 00:54:18,883 Go, Percy. 1327 00:54:18,925 --> 00:54:22,595 Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. 1328 00:54:22,637 --> 00:54:27,308 Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. 1329 00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:29,602 (cheering) 1330 00:54:29,644 --> 00:54:32,856 Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah. 1331 00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:37,068 Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. 1332 00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:38,403 (cheering) 1333 00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:40,113 * I just got paid * 1334 00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:42,115 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1335 00:54:42,157 --> 00:54:44,159 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1336 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,453 * Give me that money, give me that money* 1337 00:54:46,494 --> 00:54:48,371 -* Give me that money* -* I just got paid * 1338 00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:50,290 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1339 00:54:50,331 --> 00:54:52,417 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1340 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,127 * Give me that money, give me that money* 1341 00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:55,295 -* Give me that money* -(cheering) 1342 00:54:55,337 --> 00:54:57,380 * I just got paid. * 1343 00:54:57,422 --> 00:54:59,591 (piano plays simple melody) 1344 00:55:09,684 --> 00:55:11,436 What are the words? 1345 00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:15,690 Uh, I haven't figured that out yet. 1346 00:55:15,732 --> 00:55:19,110 And, actually, the more I try, the harder it gets. 1347 00:55:19,152 --> 00:55:20,612 (sighs) 1348 00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:24,824 You know, when I can't figure out homework stuff, 1349 00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:27,619 my dad says, "If you sit in the question, 1350 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:29,454 the answer finds you." 1351 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:30,872 Hmm. 1352 00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:32,082 And does it? 1353 00:55:32,123 --> 00:55:34,042 I don't know. I... 1354 00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:35,627 I don't sit long enough. 1355 00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:37,587 (laughs): Yeah. 1356 00:55:37,629 --> 00:55:39,714 That's my problem, too. 1357 00:55:43,802 --> 00:55:47,389 So, do you like my dad? 1358 00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:50,225 I mean, he can be so annoying, 1359 00:55:50,266 --> 00:55:53,812 but he's also, like, really smart and nice. 1360 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:57,357 You know, your dad says you're the best thing about him. 1361 00:55:57,399 --> 00:55:59,025 That's probably true. 1362 00:55:59,067 --> 00:56:00,443 (laughs) 1363 00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,320 MAN: Let's put it right over here. 1364 00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:03,697 LOU: Whoa. 1365 00:56:03,738 --> 00:56:06,324 -Is all this stuff for you? -CHARLIE: Coach. 1366 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,076 Is this another endorsement deal? 1367 00:56:08,118 --> 00:56:09,703 No. 1368 00:56:09,744 --> 00:56:11,913 They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success, 1369 00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:14,499 which is a charity that I work with. 1370 00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:16,918 -That's awesome. -(chuckles) 1371 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,378 You like? 1372 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,296 I love. 1373 00:56:20,338 --> 00:56:22,424 (Charlie chuckling) 1374 00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:25,885 -No way. -Yeah. 1375 00:56:25,927 --> 00:56:27,387 Can I? 1376 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:29,389 KAT: Don't worry. I'll pay them back. 1377 00:56:29,431 --> 00:56:30,724 (shushes quietly) 1378 00:56:30,765 --> 00:56:32,225 -CHARLIE: Okay, come on. -Thank you. 1379 00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:34,769 You got another bag in here with some textbooks. 1380 00:56:36,688 --> 00:56:38,815 -Thank you. -Are you kidding? 1381 00:56:38,857 --> 00:56:41,526 -(Charlie chuckles) -I love it. (laughs) 1382 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:43,987 -I got to get her home. -What? 1383 00:56:44,029 --> 00:56:46,531 -Yeah. Yeah. -Already? No. 1384 00:56:47,323 --> 00:56:48,950 Okay. 1385 00:56:49,701 --> 00:56:51,119 I love Keats. 1386 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,959 -Oh. (sucks teeth) -Wha... 1387 00:56:58,001 --> 00:56:59,919 (laughing): Stop. What are you doing? 1388 00:56:59,961 --> 00:57:02,255 -I killed it. -(laughing): It's not... 1389 00:57:02,297 --> 00:57:04,049 Listen, I'm gonna say something 1390 00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:07,302 -that's probably gonna come out completely wrong... -(chuckles) 1391 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:10,597 ...but you're beautiful without all of that. 1392 00:57:10,638 --> 00:57:12,974 -Aw. -I mean, either way, you're... 1393 00:57:13,016 --> 00:57:14,976 good to go. 1394 00:57:15,018 --> 00:57:18,772 -Good to go? -Good to go. 1395 00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:21,191 -(laughs) Okay, I'll take it. -(laughs) 1396 00:57:23,985 --> 00:57:26,154 You're a great teacher, Charlie. 1397 00:57:27,238 --> 00:57:30,617 Those kids, they're lucky to have you. 1398 00:57:30,658 --> 00:57:32,660 I don't know, hanging with you guys today 1399 00:57:32,702 --> 00:57:35,455 made me feel kind of normal. 1400 00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:37,665 Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00. 1401 00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:40,460 Oh, my bad. 1402 00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:42,712 I thought you were by yourself. 1403 00:57:46,091 --> 00:57:48,259 Puerto Rico. 1404 00:57:50,095 --> 00:57:54,891 Um, my friends, they have a bed-and-breakfast there, so... 1405 00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:56,935 That's... 1406 00:57:58,144 --> 00:58:01,314 Listen, if-if... if Bastian is the guy 1407 00:58:01,356 --> 00:58:03,650 that you think you're supposed to be with, 1408 00:58:03,692 --> 00:58:07,779 then, hell, I'll drive you to the airport. 1409 00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:10,073 But if you're not sure... 1410 00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:13,034 ...then come with me 1411 00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:15,537 to the fall semiformal tomorrow night. 1412 00:58:16,871 --> 00:58:18,915 Yeah, they need chaperones. 1413 00:58:18,957 --> 00:58:21,001 Maybe you need chaperoning. 1414 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,670 Listen, I'm not saying this 1415 00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:25,171 as your husband or even as your friend, 1416 00:58:25,213 --> 00:58:27,007 because technically I'm not either, 1417 00:58:27,048 --> 00:58:30,552 but if you go back to Bastian, aren't you just making 1418 00:58:30,593 --> 00:58:34,014 the same mistake all over again... again? 1419 00:58:34,055 --> 00:58:36,057 * * 1420 00:58:43,314 --> 00:58:46,151 Are you asking me to the school dance? 1421 00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:50,113 -Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but... -(laughing) 1422 00:58:50,155 --> 00:58:54,784 ...here we are in free period, so I figured I'd take my shot. 1423 00:58:55,785 --> 00:58:57,495 (chuckles softly) 1424 00:58:57,537 --> 00:59:00,582 (indistinct chatter, laughter) 1425 00:59:05,045 --> 00:59:07,881 CHARLIE: Welcome. (chuckles) 1426 00:59:07,922 --> 00:59:10,258 Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1427 00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:12,344 Come on. Okay. 1428 00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:13,595 Can I have your left wrist? 1429 00:59:13,636 --> 00:59:15,305 My left wr-- Okay. 1430 00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:20,769 Oh, my God. 1431 00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:22,228 How sweet. 1432 00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:25,231 Oh, and I also got you this to give me. 1433 00:59:25,273 --> 00:59:27,400 (both laughing) 1434 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:28,860 So thank you very much. 1435 00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:30,653 -I'm glad I thought of that. -It's my favorite. 1436 00:59:33,615 --> 00:59:36,201 You look in... 1437 00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:37,744 You look... (sighs) 1438 00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:39,746 Let's go to the dance. 1439 00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:42,624 PARKER: Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs. 1440 00:59:42,665 --> 00:59:44,417 Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez, 1441 00:59:44,459 --> 00:59:47,212 we would like the gym to be a photo-free zone, 1442 00:59:47,253 --> 00:59:49,756 so please check your phones at the door. 1443 00:59:49,798 --> 00:59:51,675 (upbeat dance music playing) 1444 00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,594 You did all this for me? 1445 00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:57,222 -I might've had a little help. -(laughs) 1446 00:59:58,431 --> 01:00:00,517 You know what, Kofi, why don't you take the night off? 1447 01:00:00,558 --> 01:00:01,810 I'll let you know when I need you. 1448 01:00:01,851 --> 01:00:03,353 All right. Have a good time, y'all. 1449 01:00:03,395 --> 01:00:05,355 Okay. All right. 1450 01:00:05,397 --> 01:00:06,856 Unsupervised. 1451 01:00:06,898 --> 01:00:08,775 I'm gonna screen-grab your search history 1452 01:00:08,817 --> 01:00:10,318 and send it to your mother. 1453 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,736 That's a guarantee. 1454 01:00:11,778 --> 01:00:14,823 ("Satisfied" by Galantis featuring MAX playing) 1455 01:00:14,864 --> 01:00:16,491 -Hey. -Hey. 1456 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:18,159 -How are you? -Good to see you. 1457 01:00:18,201 --> 01:00:19,744 * * 1458 01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:21,913 -Kill the music! -(music stops) 1459 01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:24,332 A-one, two, three, four. 1460 01:00:24,374 --> 01:00:25,542 Hit it. 1461 01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:28,253 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1462 01:00:28,294 --> 01:00:30,547 * Marry me, marry me, say yes... * 1463 01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:31,840 What are you doing? 1464 01:00:31,881 --> 01:00:33,633 You know, kids opening for pop stars 1465 01:00:33,675 --> 01:00:35,093 is very big these days. 1466 01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:36,386 * I've never seen forever... * 1467 01:00:36,428 --> 01:00:38,972 When did the glee club learn "Marry Me"? 1468 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:41,307 When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez. 1469 01:00:41,349 --> 01:00:43,685 -I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts. -Keep singing! 1470 01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,020 You're an inspiration, Pitts. 1471 01:00:45,061 --> 01:00:46,396 Right back at you, Gilbert. 1472 01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:48,398 Oh, my God, they are so adorable. 1473 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,566 -Uh... -Thank you. 1474 01:00:49,607 --> 01:00:51,234 If you could. 1475 01:00:52,485 --> 01:00:54,946 Um, yeah, okay. (laughs) 1476 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,824 PITTS: "To Jonathan Gregory Pitts, 1477 01:00:57,866 --> 01:01:00,577 a fellow architect of song." 1478 01:01:00,618 --> 01:01:03,496 (laughs) Okay, let her breathe just a little bit. 1479 01:01:03,538 --> 01:01:05,040 Come on. 1480 01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:06,875 -* Ring, ring, ring * -* Ring, ring * 1481 01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:07,834 -* Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring... * -(chuckles) 1482 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:08,960 Love and light. 1483 01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:10,503 -Love and light. -Okay. Cut! 1484 01:01:10,545 --> 01:01:12,213 -* Tonight, tonight. * -Bring the music back! 1485 01:01:12,255 --> 01:01:15,342 (over speakers): * Keep me satisfied... * 1486 01:01:15,383 --> 01:01:16,509 (excited chatter) 1487 01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:17,844 (both chuckling) 1488 01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:20,847 So, do we have a job? 1489 01:01:20,889 --> 01:01:22,599 Do we have duties? What do we do? 1490 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,351 Yes, we do. We got to monitor. 1491 01:01:24,392 --> 01:01:26,728 We got to guide. We got to encourage. 1492 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:28,521 -Okay. -We might have to discourage. 1493 01:01:28,563 --> 01:01:31,149 -(laughing) -We might have to separate. 1494 01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:34,027 And maybe later... mm, dance? 1495 01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:36,029 (laughing): I don't think you want to see that. 1496 01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:38,490 Oh, I do. I do want to see that. 1497 01:01:38,531 --> 01:01:40,325 Did you see my corsage? 1498 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:42,535 I did. 1499 01:01:42,577 --> 01:01:45,372 (indistinct chatter) 1500 01:01:45,413 --> 01:01:48,291 * * 1501 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,918 Hey! 1502 01:01:49,959 --> 01:01:51,795 -(camera clicks) -(yells playfully) 1503 01:01:51,836 --> 01:01:53,088 (laughing) 1504 01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:54,631 Oh, yeah, I want to do one. 1505 01:01:54,673 --> 01:01:55,715 -Ready? -Yep. 1506 01:01:55,757 --> 01:01:57,008 Okay. 1507 01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:03,682 Hold this. 1508 01:02:03,723 --> 01:02:05,642 What are you doing? 1509 01:02:05,684 --> 01:02:06,976 A private. 1510 01:02:07,018 --> 01:02:09,270 (upbeat dance music playing) 1511 01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:12,816 (feedback squeals) 1512 01:02:12,857 --> 01:02:14,317 Hey, everybody. 1513 01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:16,236 -(music stops) -(excited chatter) 1514 01:02:16,277 --> 01:02:18,405 This is my first semiformal, 1515 01:02:18,446 --> 01:02:20,323 and, uh, 1516 01:02:20,365 --> 01:02:22,826 I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash. 1517 01:02:22,867 --> 01:02:24,244 We love you, Kat! 1518 01:02:24,285 --> 01:02:25,995 (chuckles) Thank you, Parker. 1519 01:02:26,037 --> 01:02:27,914 Love you, too. 1520 01:02:27,956 --> 01:02:30,208 Uh, you guys mind if I do a song? 1521 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:33,253 -(cheering) -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1522 01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:36,089 I actually wrote this song when I was about your age. 1523 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:37,966 It was on my very first album. 1524 01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:39,634 It's called "After Love." 1525 01:02:39,676 --> 01:02:40,927 You guys may not know it. 1526 01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:43,096 -I do! -KAT: Oh. Do you want to come 1527 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:46,016 -up here and do it with me? -(Parker gasps) 1528 01:02:46,057 --> 01:02:47,934 -You play? -Y-Yeah. 1529 01:02:47,976 --> 01:02:49,436 Let's do it. 1530 01:02:49,477 --> 01:02:51,813 (cheering) 1531 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,606 (chuckles) 1532 01:02:53,648 --> 01:02:57,736 Give it up for a fellow architect of song, Mr. Pitts. 1533 01:02:57,777 --> 01:02:59,612 (cheering) 1534 01:02:59,654 --> 01:03:01,865 -Pitts! -Mr. Pitts! 1535 01:03:03,908 --> 01:03:05,201 Ready? 1536 01:03:06,077 --> 01:03:07,495 Three, four. 1537 01:03:07,537 --> 01:03:08,830 -* Long nights in your car * -(guitar playing) 1538 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:11,124 * Mornings in your arms * 1539 01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:13,168 * From five-hour calls * 1540 01:03:13,209 --> 01:03:15,378 * To nothing at all * 1541 01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:17,756 * I guess I missed the signs * 1542 01:03:17,797 --> 01:03:20,091 * The writing on the wall, ooh * 1543 01:03:20,133 --> 01:03:22,969 * Don't know where it all went wrong * 1544 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:27,849 * But if this is how it's got to be * 1545 01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:32,854 * I need someone to tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me * 1546 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,315 * What comes after love? * 1547 01:03:35,357 --> 01:03:39,486 * I want to know there's something for me after us * 1548 01:03:39,527 --> 01:03:43,656 * I don't think my heart was made to break this much * 1549 01:03:43,698 --> 01:03:48,036 * Tell me there's a happy ever after love * 1550 01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:53,083 * Tell me there's a happy ever after us * 1551 01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:56,836 -* I believe, I believe * -(attendees singing along) 1552 01:03:56,878 --> 01:03:58,630 * I believe in love * 1553 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:02,717 * Even if, even if it wasn't meant for us * 1554 01:04:02,759 --> 01:04:07,347 * I believe, I believe, I believe in love * 1555 01:04:07,389 --> 01:04:09,224 * I just need someone to tell me * 1556 01:04:09,265 --> 01:04:10,934 * Tell me, tell me, tell me * 1557 01:04:10,975 --> 01:04:13,561 * What comes after love? * 1558 01:04:13,603 --> 01:04:17,899 * I want to know there's something for me after us * 1559 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:22,153 * I don't think my heart was made to break this much * 1560 01:04:22,195 --> 01:04:26,449 * Tell me there's a happy ever after love * 1561 01:04:26,491 --> 01:04:31,079 * Tell me there's a happy ever after us. * 1562 01:04:31,121 --> 01:04:33,373 -(song ends) -(cheering) 1563 01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:45,969 -Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you. 1564 01:04:46,011 --> 01:04:48,680 KAT: Thank you guys so much! 1565 01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:51,683 Well, that is my new favorite song. 1566 01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:53,685 (Kat chuckles) 1567 01:04:53,727 --> 01:04:56,730 What was your old favorite song? 1568 01:04:56,771 --> 01:04:58,356 Um... I don't know, 1569 01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:01,943 this might be a little too edgy for you to handle, 1570 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:05,030 but when my mom was sick, we watched a lot of musicals, 1571 01:05:05,071 --> 01:05:07,032 and her favorite was Camelot. 1572 01:05:07,073 --> 01:05:08,366 KAT: Mm. 1573 01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:09,909 You know, it was like Game of Thrones 1574 01:05:09,951 --> 01:05:11,995 but less nudity and murder. 1575 01:05:12,037 --> 01:05:15,707 -More music and velvet. -(laughs) 1576 01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:17,250 But, anyway, when Lancelot 1577 01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:19,252 wants to tell Guenevere how he feels, 1578 01:05:19,294 --> 01:05:21,755 instead of saying, "I want to be with you," 1579 01:05:21,796 --> 01:05:25,342 he says, "We're gonna split up. It's inevitable." 1580 01:05:25,383 --> 01:05:27,177 That's a little depressing. 1581 01:05:27,218 --> 01:05:29,012 No, not when you hear it. 1582 01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:32,849 "If ever I were to leave you, it wouldn't be in summer." 1583 01:05:32,891 --> 01:05:38,063 * If ever I would leave you * 1584 01:05:38,104 --> 01:05:41,566 * It wouldn't be in summer * 1585 01:05:41,608 --> 01:05:45,445 * Seeing you in summer, I never would go * 1586 01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:47,572 -It's nice. -Yeah. 1587 01:05:48,656 --> 01:05:52,869 * Your hair streaked with sunlight * 1588 01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:54,621 * Your lips red as flame... * 1589 01:05:54,662 --> 01:05:57,207 -Dance with me. -(laughs): No, I don't dance. 1590 01:05:57,248 --> 01:05:59,626 Come on. Dance with me. 1591 01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:03,546 Just a little bit. 1592 01:06:05,715 --> 01:06:08,301 There we go. 1593 01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:12,305 * How could it be in autumn? * 1594 01:06:12,347 --> 01:06:14,432 * How I'd leave in autumn * 1595 01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:18,812 * I never would know... * 1596 01:06:18,853 --> 01:06:21,981 Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White or Drake... 1597 01:06:22,023 --> 01:06:24,484 -(laughing) -...or whatever it is you listen to 1598 01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:26,486 when you're about to, you know... 1599 01:06:26,528 --> 01:06:28,405 To what? 1600 01:06:29,197 --> 01:06:31,282 Well... 1601 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,535 Well, I don't want to presume 1602 01:06:33,576 --> 01:06:36,246 that I'm about to have the best night of my life, 1603 01:06:36,287 --> 01:06:40,583 but if I am, I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet. 1604 01:06:42,210 --> 01:06:44,045 I like it. 1605 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,296 You do? 1606 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:47,882 * When you catch the fire's glow * 1607 01:06:47,924 --> 01:06:49,718 A lot. 1608 01:06:50,927 --> 01:06:55,515 * If ever I would leave you * 1609 01:06:55,557 --> 01:06:59,519 * How could it be in springtime * 1610 01:06:59,561 --> 01:07:01,521 * Knowing how in spring * 1611 01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:06,985 * I'm bewitched by you so? * 1612 01:07:07,027 --> 01:07:10,989 * Oh, no, not in springtime... * 1613 01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,575 Is this smart? 1614 01:07:14,576 --> 01:07:17,996 I think we left smart six weeks ago. 1615 01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:20,248 * * 1616 01:07:35,930 --> 01:07:38,183 * * 1617 01:07:43,688 --> 01:07:45,732 (birds chirping) 1618 01:07:48,109 --> 01:07:50,362 (sighs) 1619 01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:57,911 (Charlie sighs) 1620 01:07:57,952 --> 01:08:01,247 -Morning. -Morning. 1621 01:08:02,832 --> 01:08:05,251 Thank God you're here. 1622 01:08:05,293 --> 01:08:08,797 'Cause I did have just a minute of: 1623 01:08:08,838 --> 01:08:11,800 -"Is she gone? Did she leave?" -(laughs) 1624 01:08:11,841 --> 01:08:14,511 I was like, "God, just... 1625 01:08:14,552 --> 01:08:17,097 "I know you rock stars move fast, 1626 01:08:17,138 --> 01:08:19,849 -on to the next town, like, just love..." -(laughs) 1627 01:08:19,891 --> 01:08:22,936 -Oh, God. Here, take it. -(cell phone ringing) 1628 01:08:22,977 --> 01:08:24,104 Hey. 1629 01:08:24,145 --> 01:08:25,522 MELISSA: Hey, how was last night? 1630 01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:28,191 -KAT: Amazing. -MELISSA: Wait. Where are you? 1631 01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:30,443 -Are you with, uh... -Yeah. Charlie. 1632 01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:32,779 -Still? -Still. 1633 01:08:32,821 --> 01:08:34,948 (Melissa continues indistinctly over phone) 1634 01:08:34,989 --> 01:08:36,449 (whispers): "Charlie. Still." 1635 01:08:36,491 --> 01:08:38,576 KAT: Let's just move that to Tuesday. 1636 01:08:38,618 --> 01:08:39,953 MELISSA: But they're expecting you. 1637 01:08:39,994 --> 01:08:42,122 Sorry. Just tell 'em no. 1638 01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:43,832 -Okay. -Okay. 1639 01:08:43,873 --> 01:08:45,542 I'll call you later. 1640 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:48,545 Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me? 1641 01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:50,922 Maybe. 1642 01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:52,340 And you're welcome. 1643 01:08:52,382 --> 01:08:54,968 Thank you. 1644 01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:56,302 You and your mom? 1645 01:08:56,344 --> 01:08:57,971 Yeah, at Coney Island. 1646 01:08:58,013 --> 01:08:59,472 KAT: The Wonder Wheel. 1647 01:08:59,514 --> 01:09:01,349 Well, we actually called it "the wishing wheel." 1648 01:09:01,391 --> 01:09:03,101 Yeah. We loved going out there. 1649 01:09:03,143 --> 01:09:05,437 Although the last time that I took her out there, 1650 01:09:05,478 --> 01:09:06,980 it was closed 'cause it was winter. 1651 01:09:07,022 --> 01:09:09,024 It was, like, right before she passed away. 1652 01:09:09,065 --> 01:09:10,900 -Oh, I'm sorry. -No, no. 1653 01:09:10,942 --> 01:09:13,153 It-It's okay. I like talking about her. 1654 01:09:13,194 --> 01:09:17,866 It happened a while ago when Lou was like five, but... 1655 01:09:17,907 --> 01:09:22,579 they definitely got to spend some good times together. 1656 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:25,999 And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou. 1657 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:27,876 You think she would've liked me? 1658 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:28,877 No. 1659 01:09:28,918 --> 01:09:29,919 (laughing): What? 1660 01:09:29,961 --> 01:09:31,671 Yes, she would've loved you. 1661 01:09:31,713 --> 01:09:33,298 She would've thought you were amazing. 1662 01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:35,717 I mean, she might have questioned a few things. 1663 01:09:35,759 --> 01:09:37,635 She was very... 1664 01:09:37,677 --> 01:09:39,429 Well, she was very self-sufficient. 1665 01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:41,306 Well, I'm, like, the most self-sufficient 1666 01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:42,891 person on the planet. 1667 01:09:42,932 --> 01:09:45,226 -I mean, I do more things in one day than... -No, I know. 1668 01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:47,187 I know you do. I'm not saying that. 1669 01:09:47,228 --> 01:09:48,396 I'm saying you have a lot of people, 1670 01:09:48,438 --> 01:09:49,689 you know, kind of handling things. 1671 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:51,566 There's nothing wrong with having help. 1672 01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:53,109 -I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless. -(chuckles) 1673 01:09:53,151 --> 01:09:55,236 It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate. 1674 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:58,239 I know, but you might not need as many people helping you 1675 01:09:58,281 --> 01:09:59,949 as you think you do. 1676 01:09:59,991 --> 01:10:02,285 So, what are you saying? 1677 01:10:02,327 --> 01:10:05,038 You want me to try being alone? 1678 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,581 Because I could go be alone right now. 1679 01:10:06,623 --> 01:10:08,208 No, no, uh, let's be clear. 1680 01:10:08,249 --> 01:10:11,336 "Alone" means without help, not alone without me. 1681 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,505 Wait. 1682 01:10:13,546 --> 01:10:15,465 Is this a challenge? 1683 01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:16,883 Now you get it. 1684 01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:18,677 -What, are you challenging me? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1685 01:10:18,718 --> 01:10:21,638 Yeah, but let's make it a real challenge, okay? 1686 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,682 -Okay. -That means without doormen. 1687 01:10:23,723 --> 01:10:25,767 -Without yes-Melissa. -Fine. 1688 01:10:25,809 --> 01:10:26,976 Without cooks, 1689 01:10:27,018 --> 01:10:29,187 without cleaners, without hair extenders. 1690 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:31,022 -(laughs) -Yeah, this is serious. 1691 01:10:31,064 --> 01:10:32,732 Without live-feeding. 1692 01:10:32,774 --> 01:10:34,859 Without constant filming updates. 1693 01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:37,404 Without all that little stuff. Gone. 1694 01:10:37,445 --> 01:10:39,489 Okay. I can do that. 1695 01:10:39,531 --> 01:10:41,533 -Okay. -What are you gonna do? 1696 01:10:41,574 --> 01:10:43,493 Me? I'm... You know, I'm gonna be there. 1697 01:10:43,535 --> 01:10:44,869 I'm gonna monitor. 1698 01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:45,912 Mm. 1699 01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:47,372 Nice try, buddy. 1700 01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:48,957 -Okay. -(laughing): What? 1701 01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:52,252 You're gonna get on social media. 1702 01:10:52,293 --> 01:10:53,545 -No. -Yes. 1703 01:10:53,586 --> 01:10:55,088 Come on, that's... This is about you. 1704 01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:56,589 You're gonna go on social media. 1705 01:10:56,631 --> 01:10:59,634 You're gonna have Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok. 1706 01:10:59,676 --> 01:11:01,761 -You're gonna do a dance! Yes! -This is about you. 1707 01:11:01,803 --> 01:11:03,096 -Don't flip it. -No, listen. 1708 01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:04,431 Why are you so judgmental? 1709 01:11:04,472 --> 01:11:05,765 It's so crazy. 1710 01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:08,518 No, look, this is gonna be a great thing. 1711 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,937 It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher. 1712 01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:12,355 -(sighs) -Seriously. 1713 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:14,941 If you don't do it, I'm not doing it. 1714 01:11:15,984 --> 01:11:17,569 Okay. 1715 01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:19,195 (birds squawking) 1716 01:11:19,237 --> 01:11:22,907 CHARLIE: So, this is your little getaway? 1717 01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:23,908 (door banging) 1718 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,869 Nope. It's locked. 1719 01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,837 Nothing under there? 1720 01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:37,922 Gosh. Dang it. 1721 01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,591 Jeff, can you... 1722 01:11:39,632 --> 01:11:41,134 No, no, th-that's cheating. 1723 01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:43,636 Come on. What are you gonna do? 1724 01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:44,888 You got a little problem. 1725 01:11:44,929 --> 01:11:46,306 Sometimes you just got to concede. 1726 01:11:46,348 --> 01:11:47,557 It's okay. 1727 01:11:56,149 --> 01:11:58,276 (alarm blaring) 1728 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,987 You really like to win. 1729 01:12:01,029 --> 01:12:03,490 Yes! (grunts, laughs) 1730 01:12:04,366 --> 01:12:06,576 Coming? 1731 01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:12,791 I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses. 1732 01:12:12,832 --> 01:12:14,918 -It's better. -(laughs) 1733 01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:19,339 -Living room. -(computer chimes) 1734 01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:21,341 (whirring) 1735 01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:22,384 Ugh, this... 1736 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:23,843 Uh, no. Sound. 1737 01:12:23,885 --> 01:12:25,095 (computer chimes) 1738 01:12:25,136 --> 01:12:27,347 -(laughing): Oh, my God. -(horse neighs on TV) 1739 01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:30,725 -Jesus! -Whose house is this? 1740 01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:32,227 Well, that actually could be nice 1741 01:12:32,268 --> 01:12:34,562 to offset the breeze from the broken window. 1742 01:12:34,604 --> 01:12:36,439 -We can make s'mores. -I like s'mores. 1743 01:12:36,481 --> 01:12:37,816 -Me, too. -Yeah. 1744 01:12:37,857 --> 01:12:40,735 * What comes after love... * 1745 01:12:40,777 --> 01:12:44,823 I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself. 1746 01:12:44,864 --> 01:12:48,284 * I don't think my heart was made to break this much * 1747 01:12:48,326 --> 01:12:51,830 * Tell me there's a happy ever after us... * 1748 01:12:51,871 --> 01:12:53,623 (gasps) 1749 01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:55,709 I think you may have forgotten this. 1750 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,627 ESTHER: Jesus, he's had an account for 45 minutes, 1751 01:12:57,669 --> 01:12:59,838 and he already has half a million followers. 1752 01:12:59,879 --> 01:13:00,922 -Oh, my God. Look. -STUDENT: Half a million? 1753 01:13:00,964 --> 01:13:02,257 Now you need your own web page. 1754 01:13:02,298 --> 01:13:05,218 Already created it on Wix.com. 1755 01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:06,678 "Numbers Neva Lie." 1756 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,304 -Oh, that's perfect. -That is a good one. 1757 01:13:08,346 --> 01:13:10,724 -I love that. Do you love that? -Yeah, yeah, I do like it. 1758 01:13:10,765 --> 01:13:12,976 So, what do you want your caption to be, Mr. G? 1759 01:13:14,436 --> 01:13:16,730 KAT: "If you sit in the question, 1760 01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:19,149 the answer will find you." 1761 01:13:23,278 --> 01:13:25,864 (laughs) 1762 01:13:25,905 --> 01:13:28,408 Sorry, I was checking out this guy on Instagram. 1763 01:13:28,450 --> 01:13:29,951 Oh. Should I be jealous? 1764 01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:32,954 He sounds very interesting and handsome. 1765 01:13:32,996 --> 01:13:35,373 Just posting about all this math stuff. 1766 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:36,750 Oh, one of those. 1767 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,960 Brought you an apple. 1768 01:13:43,214 --> 01:13:45,592 * * 1769 01:13:45,633 --> 01:13:48,136 Happy birthday, part one. 1770 01:13:49,137 --> 01:13:50,764 Oh. Thank you. 1771 01:13:50,805 --> 01:13:52,140 -(laughs) -Yeah, on my last birthday, 1772 01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:54,142 I was at a math conference in the Poconos. 1773 01:13:54,184 --> 01:13:55,435 (laughs): Oh! 1774 01:13:55,477 --> 01:13:57,270 -I have a lot to live up to. -Yes. 1775 01:13:57,312 --> 01:13:58,813 -Open it! -Okay. 1776 01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:07,197 Like, a handkerchief or... 1777 01:14:07,238 --> 01:14:08,865 Turn around. 1778 01:14:08,907 --> 01:14:11,576 Oh, it's a blindfold. 1779 01:14:11,618 --> 01:14:13,745 -(Kat laughing) -Oh. 1780 01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:15,580 I'm a little taken aback. 1781 01:14:15,622 --> 01:14:18,625 I, uh, didn't know this was your thing, 1782 01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:22,629 -but whatever you're... into. -Shh. 1783 01:14:22,671 --> 01:14:24,464 -KAT: Okay, straight ahead. -CHARLIE: Okay. 1784 01:14:24,506 --> 01:14:26,049 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 1785 01:14:26,091 --> 01:14:27,425 -You should be. -(laughing): Okay. 1786 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:28,635 Wait, turn around. 1787 01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:30,345 It's not a piñata. 1788 01:14:30,387 --> 01:14:31,721 Maybe. Okay. 1789 01:14:31,763 --> 01:14:33,056 That's it, right there. 1790 01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:34,933 -That's where I need you. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1791 01:14:34,974 --> 01:14:37,185 -You ready? -Okay. 1792 01:14:48,279 --> 01:14:49,614 Happy birthday. 1793 01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:51,157 No. 1794 01:14:51,199 --> 01:14:53,284 How? 1795 01:14:53,326 --> 01:14:55,662 I know a guy who knows a guy. 1796 01:14:57,372 --> 01:14:59,749 Come on. 1797 01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:04,879 CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on the wishing wheel. 1798 01:15:04,921 --> 01:15:07,549 -KAT: Yes. -CHARLIE: Go ahead. 1799 01:15:11,219 --> 01:15:12,679 'Kay, done. 1800 01:15:12,721 --> 01:15:14,723 Your turn. Make a wish. 1801 01:15:15,724 --> 01:15:17,684 I already got it. 1802 01:15:17,726 --> 01:15:19,936 * * 1803 01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:33,867 KAT (over speakers): * Since you came around * 1804 01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:35,660 * You're testing my faith * 1805 01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:37,245 * I'm praying out loud * 1806 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:38,371 KAT (chuckling): Yeah. 1807 01:15:38,413 --> 01:15:40,498 * I feel it in my chest... * 1808 01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:42,459 -21! -Yes! 1809 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:43,543 -(cheering) -Yeah! 1810 01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:44,794 -Yeah! -Hey. 1811 01:15:44,836 --> 01:15:46,379 Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry. 1812 01:15:46,421 --> 01:15:47,797 Great day, you guys. 1813 01:15:47,839 --> 01:15:49,883 We are finished. Grab your stuff. 1814 01:15:49,924 --> 01:15:51,885 -(kids murmuring) -LOU: I'm ready. 1815 01:15:51,926 --> 01:15:53,553 KAT: You are. You're gonna be great. 1816 01:15:53,595 --> 01:15:55,430 -STUDENT: Yo, is that Bastian? -KAT: Amazing. -LOU: Thanks. 1817 01:15:55,472 --> 01:15:57,557 -BASTIAN: Yo. What's up, kids? -STUDENT: Oh, my God, Bastian! 1818 01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:58,725 (excited chatter) 1819 01:15:58,767 --> 01:15:59,851 Wait, what's going on? 1820 01:15:59,893 --> 01:16:01,561 He insisted on coming. 1821 01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:04,147 Hey, come on, now. Your parents are waiting for you outside. 1822 01:16:04,189 --> 01:16:06,149 Okay. See you later, guys. See you. Bye. 1823 01:16:06,191 --> 01:16:07,734 I tried to give you a heads-up, 1824 01:16:07,776 --> 01:16:09,069 but somebody wasn't answering her phone. 1825 01:16:09,110 --> 01:16:10,570 No, no. There are no phones at school. 1826 01:16:10,612 --> 01:16:12,280 -What are you guys doing here? -You got nominated 1827 01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:15,950 for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys. 1828 01:16:15,992 --> 01:16:17,077 What?! 1829 01:16:17,118 --> 01:16:18,411 "Marry Me"... (continues in Spanish) 1830 01:16:18,453 --> 01:16:20,747 -Yeah. -Oh, my God! -We got nominated! 1831 01:16:20,789 --> 01:16:22,749 -Can you believe it? -Congratulations. 1832 01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:23,875 -Oh, my God, yes! -(chuckles): Congratulations. 1833 01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:26,419 -Yes. Oh, my God. -Wow. 1834 01:16:26,461 --> 01:16:27,712 I can't believe this. 1835 01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:28,963 It was only a matter of time, babe. 1836 01:16:29,005 --> 01:16:30,590 -Oh, my God. -You should tell her. 1837 01:16:30,632 --> 01:16:32,300 Oh, yeah. So, um, Bastian's concert 1838 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:34,511 at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming 1839 01:16:34,552 --> 01:16:36,846 across multiple platforms, so there's loads of exposure. 1840 01:16:36,888 --> 01:16:38,807 BASTIAN: Yeah, he thought we could 1841 01:16:38,848 --> 01:16:41,059 surprise everyone and do "Marry Me." 1842 01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:42,894 COLIN: Right. Now, the ballots are out next week, 1843 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:45,605 and nobody's seen you two together since... 1844 01:16:45,647 --> 01:16:47,524 well, you know, a while. 1845 01:16:47,565 --> 01:16:49,317 Um... 1846 01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,277 You know, we don't... we don't have any 1847 01:16:51,319 --> 01:16:53,571 -of the dancers in town. -BASTIAN: No, no, no. 1848 01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:55,073 It's short notice. I-I don't... 1849 01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:57,033 No, but wait. But we can do the ballad version. 1850 01:16:57,075 --> 01:17:00,370 The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony. 1851 01:17:03,623 --> 01:17:05,458 I don't know, Sebastian. 1852 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,835 "Sebastian"? 1853 01:17:10,588 --> 01:17:12,590 Come on. "Sebastian"? 1854 01:17:12,632 --> 01:17:13,675 That's his real name. 1855 01:17:13,717 --> 01:17:14,968 Look, can I just... 1856 01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:16,636 I-I know this is a little... 1857 01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:18,221 I'm not trying to make a thing here, 1858 01:17:18,263 --> 01:17:20,682 but this is the song that you were gonna get married to. 1859 01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:22,517 This is huge for me. 1860 01:17:22,559 --> 01:17:24,519 Totally. Totally. 1861 01:17:25,311 --> 01:17:27,063 You should come. I want you to come. 1862 01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:29,315 Are you gonna come with us? 1863 01:17:31,026 --> 01:17:32,736 Right. Okay. I mean, it's... 1864 01:17:32,777 --> 01:17:34,320 it's not a big deal. 1865 01:17:34,362 --> 01:17:36,865 The nomination is. 1866 01:17:37,824 --> 01:17:39,784 So please don't be upset. 1867 01:17:39,826 --> 01:17:41,661 I-I'm just being a jerk. 1868 01:17:41,703 --> 01:17:43,163 And I'm sorry. 1869 01:17:43,204 --> 01:17:46,166 I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit 1870 01:17:46,207 --> 01:17:49,002 and you don't need them to tell you how good you are. 1871 01:17:49,794 --> 01:17:51,379 I know. 1872 01:17:51,421 --> 01:17:52,797 Just do me a favor. 1873 01:17:52,839 --> 01:17:55,759 Don't say "Sebastian." 1874 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,052 (door opens) 1875 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,014 See you, babe. 1876 01:18:01,056 --> 01:18:02,724 -See you soon. -Hey. 1877 01:18:02,766 --> 01:18:04,100 We got to schedule a band rehearsal 1878 01:18:04,142 --> 01:18:06,144 -and a wardrobe fitting. -Okay. 1879 01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:07,562 -Now? -Yes, now. 1880 01:18:07,604 --> 01:18:08,772 -Yes. -Okay. You good? 1881 01:18:08,813 --> 01:18:10,482 -I'm good. -Are you sure? 1882 01:18:10,523 --> 01:18:12,108 Okay, I'll call you. 1883 01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:15,487 MELISSA: This is gonna be so exciting! (squeals) 1884 01:18:25,121 --> 01:18:26,873 Hey. 1885 01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:30,001 -You okay? -Yeah. 1886 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,587 Just keeping Tank company. 1887 01:18:32,629 --> 01:18:34,881 Good dog. 1888 01:18:37,092 --> 01:18:39,636 You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian 1889 01:18:39,678 --> 01:18:41,721 and dump you? 1890 01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:44,391 No. 1891 01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:45,934 Yeah. 1892 01:18:45,975 --> 01:18:48,269 I'd be afraid of that, too. 1893 01:18:49,938 --> 01:18:52,148 (audience cheering) 1894 01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:56,236 (cheering continues) 1895 01:18:56,277 --> 01:18:58,238 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1896 01:18:58,279 --> 01:19:00,740 Thank you. Um... 1897 01:19:00,782 --> 01:19:03,785 I have a little surprise for you tonight. 1898 01:19:04,869 --> 01:19:07,414 There is a woman 1899 01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:09,833 -who's been my heart... -(cheering) 1900 01:19:09,874 --> 01:19:12,002 and my biggest inspiration. 1901 01:19:23,221 --> 01:19:25,098 She always gonna be my family. 1902 01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,933 (lush orchestral ballad begins) 1903 01:19:26,975 --> 01:19:29,602 And we're always gonna have... 1904 01:19:29,644 --> 01:19:31,271 "Marry Me." 1905 01:19:31,312 --> 01:19:33,314 (cheering) 1906 01:19:40,697 --> 01:19:43,324 (cheering over computer) 1907 01:19:46,036 --> 01:19:47,912 Crowd's going bananas. 1908 01:19:47,954 --> 01:19:50,123 LOU: I know. 1909 01:19:50,165 --> 01:19:52,959 I don't know if I'd say "bananas," but... 1910 01:19:57,339 --> 01:20:00,342 * I've never seen forever * 1911 01:20:00,383 --> 01:20:03,511 * I've never seen forever in the wild * 1912 01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:08,975 * But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes * 1913 01:20:09,017 --> 01:20:11,478 * Baby, you're my shelter * 1914 01:20:11,519 --> 01:20:15,273 * Shelter from a broken paradise * 1915 01:20:15,315 --> 01:20:21,071 * I couldn't dream it any better if I tried * 1916 01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:24,657 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 1917 01:20:24,699 --> 01:20:27,744 * Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring * 1918 01:20:27,786 --> 01:20:30,372 * You're the queen, I'll be the king, king, king * 1919 01:20:30,413 --> 01:20:33,750 * For life, for life, for love * 1920 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:37,045 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1921 01:20:37,087 --> 01:20:39,964 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1922 01:20:40,006 --> 01:20:42,425 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1923 01:20:42,467 --> 01:20:45,387 * For the rest, the rest of your life * 1924 01:20:45,428 --> 01:20:48,306 * I'm-a fly her off to Vegas * 1925 01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,558 * We could tie it up tonight, no patience * 1926 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,812 * Take my last name, put it where your name is * 1927 01:20:53,853 --> 01:20:56,898 * Have they ever seen a love this famous? * 1928 01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:59,526 * They never, no, they never * 1929 01:20:59,567 --> 01:21:02,696 * This forever, ever, ever, ever, ever * 1930 01:21:02,737 --> 01:21:05,448 * Ain't nobody do it better, better, better * 1931 01:21:06,533 --> 01:21:08,201 * Every song we getting better * 1932 01:21:08,243 --> 01:21:10,870 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 1933 01:21:10,912 --> 01:21:12,372 * Ooh, we gotta * 1934 01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:13,873 * Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring * 1935 01:21:13,915 --> 01:21:15,250 * Ooh, they gotta * 1936 01:21:15,291 --> 01:21:17,043 * This queen need a king, king, king * 1937 01:21:17,085 --> 01:21:18,586 * For life, for life, for life * 1938 01:21:18,628 --> 01:21:20,380 -* For life * -* Yeah * 1939 01:21:20,422 --> 01:21:22,507 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 1940 01:21:22,549 --> 01:21:23,967 -* Ring, ring * -* Church bells * 1941 01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:25,635 * Let 'em ring, ring, ring * 1942 01:21:25,677 --> 01:21:27,012 * Ring, ring * 1943 01:21:27,053 --> 01:21:28,513 * Angels gonna sing, sing, sing * 1944 01:21:28,555 --> 01:21:31,558 * Tonight, tonight, tonight, baby * 1945 01:21:31,599 --> 01:21:35,061 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1946 01:21:35,103 --> 01:21:37,897 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1947 01:21:37,939 --> 01:21:41,568 * Marry me, marry me, say yes for the rest * 1948 01:21:41,609 --> 01:21:44,237 -* The rest of your life * -* Marry me, baby * 1949 01:21:44,279 --> 01:21:46,406 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1950 01:21:46,448 --> 01:21:49,451 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1951 01:21:49,492 --> 01:21:52,579 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1952 01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:54,789 * For the rest, the rest of your life * 1953 01:21:54,831 --> 01:21:57,125 * Baby * 1954 01:21:58,043 --> 01:22:00,295 (singing in Spanish) 1955 01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:22,150 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1956 01:22:22,192 --> 01:22:24,235 * Won't you marry me, baby? * 1957 01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:27,364 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1958 01:22:27,405 --> 01:22:29,699 * I want you in my life so bad * 1959 01:22:29,741 --> 01:22:33,578 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1960 01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:35,789 * Won't you love me, baby? * 1961 01:22:35,830 --> 01:22:39,918 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1962 01:22:39,959 --> 01:22:44,047 * Ooh * 1963 01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:48,301 * Ah-ah-ah. * 1964 01:22:48,343 --> 01:22:50,595 -(song ends) -(cheering) 1965 01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:07,028 Get your ass to the Garden. 1966 01:23:09,489 --> 01:23:12,075 (pop music playing faintly) 1967 01:23:12,117 --> 01:23:14,369 (indistinct chatter) 1968 01:23:16,705 --> 01:23:17,831 MELISSA: Yes! 1969 01:23:17,872 --> 01:23:19,791 -Yeah. Pose. -We did it. 1970 01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,543 MELISSA: We look so good! 1971 01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:25,380 You guys's chemistry is off the charts. 1972 01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:26,923 BASTIAN: Come on, guys. Let's do it. 1973 01:23:26,965 --> 01:23:28,717 MELISSA: And the audience felt it. 1974 01:23:28,758 --> 01:23:31,344 (playing soft pop intro) 1975 01:23:31,386 --> 01:23:33,596 (excited chatter, applause) 1976 01:23:35,306 --> 01:23:37,809 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 1977 01:23:45,442 --> 01:23:46,693 -You know? -Yeah. 1978 01:23:46,735 --> 01:23:48,445 -CHARLIE: Hey. -(laughing): Oh, my God. 1979 01:23:48,486 --> 01:23:51,031 -I didn't know you were coming. -Hey. 1980 01:23:51,072 --> 01:23:52,699 No, I wasn't, and then I was like, 1981 01:23:52,741 --> 01:23:54,701 "I'm gonna get down there," and-and... 1982 01:23:54,743 --> 01:23:55,994 but I didn't have a pass, 1983 01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:57,787 so I couldn't get in at first, and then luckily, 1984 01:23:57,829 --> 01:23:59,873 someone saw me and they brought me backstage 1985 01:23:59,914 --> 01:24:02,792 and then brought me over here. 1986 01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:04,085 So, you didn't see it? 1987 01:24:04,127 --> 01:24:06,713 No, no, I did. I did. Yeah. 1988 01:24:06,755 --> 01:24:08,548 Uh, did you like it? 1989 01:24:08,590 --> 01:24:10,884 I-I... I thought it was amazing. 1990 01:24:10,925 --> 01:24:12,886 I-I was really happy for you. 1991 01:24:12,927 --> 01:24:14,262 I think you're amazing. 1992 01:24:14,304 --> 01:24:15,722 (chuckles) 1993 01:24:15,764 --> 01:24:17,891 Can you guys... You know, fine, we'll go over here. 1994 01:24:17,932 --> 01:24:19,392 -COLIN: Oh, yeah. -(laughs) 1995 01:24:19,434 --> 01:24:21,686 (continues singing in Spanish) 1996 01:24:25,482 --> 01:24:27,942 It was great. It was... 1997 01:24:27,984 --> 01:24:29,986 Social media is exploding. 1998 01:24:30,028 --> 01:24:33,073 It's, uh... They're even saying you guys are back together. 1999 01:24:33,114 --> 01:24:35,909 Well, if social media says it's true, it must be true. 2000 01:24:35,950 --> 01:24:38,536 -(chuckles) -(Charlie sighs) 2001 01:24:40,413 --> 01:24:41,956 Wait, are you okay? 2002 01:24:41,998 --> 01:24:43,958 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 2003 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:48,254 I'm looking at you here, and it... it all worked out. 2004 01:24:48,296 --> 01:24:51,091 I mean, no one even remembers the meltdown. 2005 01:24:51,132 --> 01:24:53,176 I know. It's crazy, right? 2006 01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:54,427 (chuckles) 2007 01:24:54,469 --> 01:24:56,680 I'm really happy for you. 2008 01:24:56,721 --> 01:24:58,890 You deserve it. 2009 01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,225 You really do. 2010 01:25:00,266 --> 01:25:03,520 (Bastian continues singing in Spanish) 2011 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,984 God, he can sing. 2012 01:25:10,026 --> 01:25:13,405 * Dame un segundo, un segundo chance... * 2013 01:25:13,446 --> 01:25:15,156 "Segundochance." 2014 01:25:15,198 --> 01:25:17,659 What-what is that? Second chances? 2015 01:25:18,952 --> 01:25:20,704 It's just a song. 2016 01:25:20,745 --> 01:25:22,122 Maybe. 2017 01:25:22,163 --> 01:25:25,166 Maybe it's something more. 2018 01:25:27,669 --> 01:25:28,962 What's going on? 2019 01:25:29,004 --> 01:25:30,755 Look, I know this is a big deal, 2020 01:25:30,797 --> 01:25:33,049 and that's why I wanted to come down here, 2021 01:25:33,091 --> 01:25:34,884 but I don't fit. 2022 01:25:34,926 --> 01:25:37,971 And I think that's objectively pretty true. 2023 01:25:38,013 --> 01:25:40,849 -And we don't need to pr... -So, what are you saying? 2024 01:25:42,434 --> 01:25:44,519 Look, if I'm being honest with myself, 2025 01:25:44,561 --> 01:25:46,646 I real... I really came down here 2026 01:25:46,688 --> 01:25:49,482 just to say that this... I don't think this works. 2027 01:25:49,524 --> 01:25:51,109 -(song ends) -(cheering and applause) 2028 01:25:51,151 --> 01:25:53,862 BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah? 2029 01:25:54,696 --> 01:25:56,656 Are you breaking up with me? 2030 01:25:56,698 --> 01:25:59,159 BASTIAN: Katarina. Kat. 2031 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,036 Kat, come here. 2032 01:26:01,077 --> 01:26:03,079 -Come here. -It's okay. Go. 2033 01:26:03,121 --> 01:26:04,497 -Go. -No. 2034 01:26:04,539 --> 01:26:05,915 -BASTIAN: Come here. -What are you saying? 2035 01:26:05,957 --> 01:26:07,667 -Tell me what you... -MELISSA: Hey, come on. 2036 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:08,710 -What-what do you mean? -Everybody's calling you. 2037 01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:10,128 CHARLIE: It's nothing. Talk later. 2038 01:26:10,170 --> 01:26:11,254 -Go. Go. -BASTIAN: Come here, baby. 2039 01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:12,464 CHARLIE: It's fine. Keep going. 2040 01:26:12,505 --> 01:26:13,882 -Come on. -GUESTS: Kat! Kat! Kat! 2041 01:26:13,923 --> 01:26:16,760 Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! 2042 01:26:16,801 --> 01:26:19,220 -(laughing) -(guests whooping) 2043 01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:23,850 Guys, raise your glasses 2044 01:26:23,892 --> 01:26:27,562 to the woman who made all this possible tonight. 2045 01:26:28,730 --> 01:26:30,106 To you. 2046 01:26:30,148 --> 01:26:31,816 To you, Kat. 2047 01:26:31,858 --> 01:26:33,693 -Salud. -GUESTS: Salud. 2048 01:26:33,735 --> 01:26:35,403 -(guests cheering) -Salud, salud. 2049 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:37,530 MAN: Yes, cheers! 2050 01:26:38,615 --> 01:26:40,867 MAN: It's for you, Kat! 2051 01:26:42,243 --> 01:26:44,496 (piano playing simple melody) 2052 01:26:51,670 --> 01:26:53,922 (simple melody continues) 2053 01:27:07,519 --> 01:27:09,562 * Always knew you * 2054 01:27:09,604 --> 01:27:13,566 * Even when I didn't know you * 2055 01:27:13,608 --> 01:27:18,321 * Don't make sense, but it do * 2056 01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:21,616 * I was on my way to you * 2057 01:27:22,826 --> 01:27:26,871 * Every teardrop fell so heavy * 2058 01:27:26,913 --> 01:27:32,752 * Hurt like hell, but heaven sent me through * 2059 01:27:34,129 --> 01:27:36,965 * I was on my way to you * 2060 01:27:41,928 --> 01:27:45,890 * And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road * 2061 01:27:45,932 --> 01:27:49,686 * Pointing me straight, just taking me home * 2062 01:27:49,728 --> 01:27:51,604 * I was never lost * 2063 01:27:51,646 --> 01:27:55,442 * I was just passing through * 2064 01:27:55,483 --> 01:27:59,821 * I was on my way to you * 2065 01:28:00,989 --> 01:28:04,492 * Hope was hopeless, faith was running * 2066 01:28:04,534 --> 01:28:10,331 * Didn't notice you were coming through * 2067 01:28:10,373 --> 01:28:13,668 * You were on your way, too * 2068 01:28:15,837 --> 01:28:19,632 * And you don't believe in meant to be * 2069 01:28:19,674 --> 01:28:24,346 * But somehow you were meant for me, it's true * 2070 01:28:24,387 --> 01:28:25,764 (bell jingling) 2071 01:28:25,805 --> 01:28:29,434 * Yeah, you were on your way, too * 2072 01:28:31,353 --> 01:28:35,565 * Every heartbreak was a yellow brick road * 2073 01:28:35,607 --> 01:28:38,818 * Pointing me straight, just taking me home * 2074 01:28:38,860 --> 01:28:40,653 * I was never lost * 2075 01:28:40,695 --> 01:28:44,699 * I was just passing through * 2076 01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:48,578 * I was on my way to you * 2077 01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:52,207 * I was on my way to you * 2078 01:28:52,248 --> 01:28:56,419 * I was on my way to you * 2079 01:28:56,461 --> 01:29:01,633 * I was on my way to you, oh * 2080 01:29:01,675 --> 01:29:05,387 * I'm on my way, on my way to you * 2081 01:29:05,428 --> 01:29:07,222 * On my way * 2082 01:29:07,263 --> 01:29:09,516 * On my way to you * 2083 01:29:09,557 --> 01:29:11,601 * On my way * 2084 01:29:11,643 --> 01:29:16,356 * On my way to you, oh * 2085 01:29:16,398 --> 01:29:20,151 * I'm on my way, I'm on my way * 2086 01:29:20,193 --> 01:29:22,237 * On my way * 2087 01:29:22,278 --> 01:29:24,155 * On my way to you * 2088 01:29:24,197 --> 01:29:26,157 * On my way * 2089 01:29:26,199 --> 01:29:31,413 * On my way to you, oh * 2090 01:29:31,454 --> 01:29:35,709 * And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road * 2091 01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:39,546 * Pointing me straight, just taking me home * 2092 01:29:39,587 --> 01:29:41,464 * I was never lost * 2093 01:29:41,506 --> 01:29:44,801 * I was just passing through * 2094 01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:47,470 * On my way to you * 2095 01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:49,014 * On my way * 2096 01:29:49,055 --> 01:29:51,349 -* On my way to you * -* Ooh... * 2097 01:29:51,391 --> 01:29:54,561 * On my way, on my way to you * 2098 01:29:54,602 --> 01:29:55,770 * On my way * 2099 01:29:55,812 --> 01:30:00,066 * On my way to you * 2100 01:30:00,108 --> 01:30:01,693 * Oh, my darling * 2101 01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:04,612 * I'm on my way. * 2102 01:30:04,654 --> 01:30:07,574 (piano playing gentle outro) 2103 01:30:12,203 --> 01:30:14,164 (song ends) 2104 01:30:19,461 --> 01:30:21,338 COLIN: Come on, Charlie. Don't be stupid. 2105 01:30:21,379 --> 01:30:23,590 Well, it's a little late for that. 2106 01:30:24,632 --> 01:30:26,509 -You got another one. -Take it, please. 2107 01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:28,178 It-it's made out to the school. 2108 01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:30,555 It just feels a little unseemly. 2109 01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:32,307 -I didn't do it for the money. -I know, 2110 01:30:32,349 --> 01:30:34,851 but if you don't take the check, then the prenup's not binding. 2111 01:30:34,893 --> 01:30:36,936 You could sell your story. 2112 01:30:36,978 --> 01:30:39,606 -You could write a book. -(scoffs) 2113 01:30:39,647 --> 01:30:41,858 Is that what you think of me? 2114 01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,278 Oh, come on, Charlie. 2115 01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,946 I was rooting for you. 2116 01:30:46,988 --> 01:30:49,783 I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to. 2117 01:30:49,824 --> 01:30:52,952 I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world. 2118 01:30:52,994 --> 01:30:54,496 You're disappointing yourself. 2119 01:30:54,537 --> 01:30:57,290 I'm protecting myself. 2120 01:30:57,332 --> 01:30:58,792 I can't get away from her. 2121 01:30:58,833 --> 01:31:02,629 There's always a poster, a Vitamix or a billboard. 2122 01:31:02,671 --> 01:31:05,507 You know they're not together? 2123 01:31:08,718 --> 01:31:10,679 Maybe not. 2124 01:31:11,596 --> 01:31:13,139 But, Colin, can you do me a favor? 2125 01:31:13,181 --> 01:31:15,809 Will you be there for her when she figures it all out? 2126 01:31:15,850 --> 01:31:17,894 She's gonna need someone. 2127 01:31:23,983 --> 01:31:26,569 * * 2128 01:31:26,611 --> 01:31:28,363 FALLON: On Friday's show, we'll be talking 2129 01:31:28,405 --> 01:31:30,532 to the beautiful Kat Valdez 2130 01:31:30,573 --> 01:31:32,325 about her new hit single "On My Way," 2131 01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:35,662 with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss. 2132 01:31:36,663 --> 01:31:38,415 (Tank snoring) 2133 01:31:38,456 --> 01:31:40,417 -Night. -Night. 2134 01:31:40,458 --> 01:31:42,836 NARRATOR (on TV): ...established by jaw snapping, 2135 01:31:42,877 --> 01:31:46,131 headbutting or tail slapping. 2136 01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:49,509 Physical dominance establishes the leader. 2137 01:31:49,551 --> 01:31:53,680 Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins 2138 01:31:53,722 --> 01:31:56,057 and can cover 80 miles. 2139 01:31:56,099 --> 01:31:58,143 (broadcast fades) 2140 01:31:59,394 --> 01:32:01,646 * * 2141 01:32:11,197 --> 01:32:14,200 Mathalon, baby, with the Mathalonians. 2142 01:32:14,242 --> 01:32:16,077 -Headed to Peoria, Illinois. -Hey. 2143 01:32:16,119 --> 01:32:17,829 -Coming to get ya. -(kids chattering) 2144 01:32:17,871 --> 01:32:19,873 -Wait, what are you doing? -Oh, we're live. 2145 01:32:19,914 --> 01:32:23,043 Say something smart or witty or, uh, numeric. 2146 01:32:23,084 --> 01:32:25,587 -(Charlie clears throat) -5,000 people are watching. 2147 01:32:25,628 --> 01:32:26,921 Bye. 2148 01:32:26,963 --> 01:32:28,631 -Charles. -I'm serious. 2149 01:32:28,673 --> 01:32:30,425 Um, I can't. Turn it off. 2150 01:32:30,467 --> 01:32:32,635 Are you at some point gonna be fun again? 2151 01:32:32,677 --> 01:32:33,887 I was never fun. 2152 01:32:33,928 --> 01:32:36,306 That's true, and I love you anyway. 2153 01:32:36,348 --> 01:32:38,183 You know, you're not always gonna feel this way. 2154 01:32:38,224 --> 01:32:40,977 You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you. 2155 01:32:41,019 --> 01:32:42,520 CHARLIE: Parker. No, we weren't. 2156 01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:44,981 -Come on, let's go, Percy. -We absolutely were. 2157 01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:48,401 ANIKAH: I loved you and Charlie as a couple. 2158 01:32:48,443 --> 01:32:50,779 Are you still friends? 2159 01:32:51,905 --> 01:32:54,032 Is it okay if I ask you that? 2160 01:32:55,033 --> 01:32:56,159 Yeah. 2161 01:32:56,201 --> 01:32:58,203 Um, sure. 2162 01:32:58,244 --> 01:32:59,746 Yeah. (chuckles) 2163 01:32:59,788 --> 01:33:01,039 He seems like the sweetest man. 2164 01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:03,124 You know, I actually DMed him 2165 01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:06,002 to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow. 2166 01:33:06,044 --> 01:33:09,798 He never answered, obviously. (chuckles) 2167 01:33:11,466 --> 01:33:13,385 Mathalon's tomorrow? 2168 01:33:13,426 --> 01:33:14,594 Yeah. 2169 01:33:14,636 --> 01:33:16,221 -(door closes) -BASTIAN: Hey. 2170 01:33:16,262 --> 01:33:17,681 Hey. 2171 01:33:17,722 --> 01:33:18,973 I'll just fix that. 2172 01:33:19,015 --> 01:33:21,017 BASTIAN: Thank you. 2173 01:33:22,310 --> 01:33:24,938 -Oh, I like that. -Mm. Thank you. 2174 01:33:24,979 --> 01:33:26,773 -BASTIAN: Nice. -(audience cheering) 2175 01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:28,608 FALLON: So, we've been... we've been 2176 01:33:28,650 --> 01:33:30,068 beating around the bush, and I think that 2177 01:33:30,110 --> 01:33:31,569 we should get right down to it. 2178 01:33:31,611 --> 01:33:34,280 I mean, we all know that you guys are not "together," 2179 01:33:34,322 --> 01:33:37,784 uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me" for each other. 2180 01:33:37,826 --> 01:33:40,620 Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo" for Kat. 2181 01:33:40,662 --> 01:33:43,248 Kat wrote "On My Way" for Bastian. 2182 01:33:43,289 --> 01:33:46,251 I'd say the next song should probably be, uh, 2183 01:33:46,292 --> 01:33:49,212 -"Come On Already!" Am I right? -(audience laughing) 2184 01:33:49,254 --> 01:33:51,214 (chuckles) Let's see if we can get these two guys 2185 01:33:51,256 --> 01:33:53,466 to sing a little romantic duet when we come back. 2186 01:33:53,508 --> 01:33:55,010 -Ooh. -AUDIENCE: Ooh. 2187 01:33:55,051 --> 01:33:57,971 -Do not change that channel. -(cheering and applause) 2188 01:33:58,013 --> 01:34:00,056 (band playing upbeat music) 2189 01:34:07,272 --> 01:34:10,358 I didn't write "On My Way" for Bastian. 2190 01:34:14,779 --> 01:34:16,448 I'm sorry, Jimmy. 2191 01:34:16,489 --> 01:34:20,910 I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany, but... 2192 01:34:20,952 --> 01:34:23,204 I don't want to go back. 2193 01:34:26,249 --> 01:34:30,670 Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough, 2194 01:34:30,712 --> 01:34:32,839 the answer finds you. 2195 01:34:33,757 --> 01:34:36,009 And the answer is... 2196 01:34:37,427 --> 01:34:40,722 I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over. 2197 01:34:42,724 --> 01:34:45,435 I want something different. 2198 01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:54,069 -Come here. -(audience gasping, murmuring) 2199 01:34:59,741 --> 01:35:02,452 So, I'm guessing no romantic duet. 2200 01:35:02,494 --> 01:35:04,245 (cameras clicking rapidly) 2201 01:35:04,287 --> 01:35:05,955 -Hey. -Kat! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2202 01:35:05,997 --> 01:35:07,499 -That's Kat Valdez. -Kat! Kat, wait! -Over here! 2203 01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:10,210 -Where you going? -Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh? 2204 01:35:10,251 --> 01:35:11,211 Peoria. 2205 01:35:11,252 --> 01:35:13,588 -I'll get you a plane. -No. 2206 01:35:13,630 --> 01:35:15,423 I want to do this by myself, okay? 2207 01:35:15,465 --> 01:35:17,342 -Can't be that hard. -PHOTOGRAPHER: Kat, come on. 2208 01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:19,052 -Kat, where you headed? -How about another shot? 2209 01:35:19,094 --> 01:35:20,679 KAT: Take me to the airport. 2210 01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,055 Bye! 2211 01:35:22,097 --> 01:35:23,723 COLIN: Hey. 2212 01:35:23,765 --> 01:35:25,350 That's not our car. 2213 01:35:29,104 --> 01:35:30,939 Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez? 2214 01:35:30,980 --> 01:35:32,732 Oh, my God. Kat Valdez? 2215 01:35:32,774 --> 01:35:34,609 You're right. What's she doing here? 2216 01:35:34,651 --> 01:35:36,069 (people murmuring) 2217 01:35:36,111 --> 01:35:38,863 Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria 2218 01:35:38,905 --> 01:35:41,116 is through Chicago, but it's all sold out. 2219 01:35:41,157 --> 01:35:42,575 -(sighs) -If you fly tomorrow... 2220 01:35:42,617 --> 01:35:44,786 Tonight. It has to be tonight. 2221 01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:46,871 The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow, 2222 01:35:46,913 --> 01:35:49,165 and I promised I'd be there. 2223 01:35:51,835 --> 01:35:56,089 I will give anyone $5,000 for their standby slot to Chicago. 2224 01:35:56,131 --> 01:35:59,926 It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket. 2225 01:35:59,968 --> 01:36:01,553 -You can't? -COLIN: Kat. 2226 01:36:01,594 --> 01:36:04,264 Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket? 2227 01:36:04,305 --> 01:36:06,266 Uh, yeah. Everyone does. (chuckles) 2228 01:36:06,307 --> 01:36:08,351 Now, I can't get you a plane, 2229 01:36:08,393 --> 01:36:10,562 but we got you the last available ticket. 2230 01:36:10,603 --> 01:36:11,813 It's in coach. 2231 01:36:11,855 --> 01:36:13,565 -You're a lifesaver. -Yeah, yeah. 2232 01:36:13,606 --> 01:36:16,026 Tell me that after you get there, okay? 2233 01:36:16,067 --> 01:36:18,862 So, there's your passport and some money. 2234 01:36:18,903 --> 01:36:20,905 Go find your answer. 2235 01:36:23,783 --> 01:36:26,369 -Okay. -Go on. 2236 01:36:26,411 --> 01:36:27,996 Bye. 2237 01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,332 MAN (over intercom): Ladies and gentlemen, due to 2238 01:36:31,374 --> 01:36:33,043 freezing weather conditions and some strong headwinds, 2239 01:36:33,084 --> 01:36:35,003 we will be in flight a little longer than usual, 2240 01:36:35,045 --> 01:36:37,005 but we will get you there by morning. 2241 01:36:37,047 --> 01:36:38,757 -(passengers groaning) -Excuse me, miss. 2242 01:36:38,798 --> 01:36:41,301 I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight. 2243 01:36:41,343 --> 01:36:44,012 I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps, cheese cubes 2244 01:36:44,054 --> 01:36:45,472 and Michelob ULTRA. 2245 01:36:45,513 --> 01:36:48,099 Okay, well, then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA. 2246 01:36:48,141 --> 01:36:49,809 (passengers murmuring happily) 2247 01:36:49,851 --> 01:36:52,020 MAN: What about the cheese cubes? 2248 01:36:52,062 --> 01:36:54,189 Sure. Cheese cubes, too. Why not? 2249 01:36:54,230 --> 01:36:59,069 Um, also, who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat? 2250 01:36:59,110 --> 01:37:00,653 (timer ticking) 2251 01:37:00,695 --> 01:37:04,324 Uh, the answer is nine? 2252 01:37:04,366 --> 01:37:06,534 -(bell dings) -That answer is correct. 2253 01:37:06,576 --> 01:37:08,745 -(cheering) -This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons. 2254 01:37:08,787 --> 01:37:09,871 Nice, Esther. 2255 01:37:09,913 --> 01:37:11,247 Good job. 2256 01:37:11,289 --> 01:37:13,375 -Go, Esther! -(cheering continues) 2257 01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:19,381 Where are the people with the cars? 2258 01:37:19,422 --> 01:37:21,257 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a phone charger? 2259 01:37:21,299 --> 01:37:22,634 -I-I need... -No. Sorry. 2260 01:37:22,676 --> 01:37:23,760 -PARKER: I do. -You... 2261 01:37:23,802 --> 01:37:25,845 Colin called me, so... 2262 01:37:25,887 --> 01:37:27,347 Is Charlie here? 2263 01:37:27,389 --> 01:37:29,683 You know, I didn't tell him I was coming. 2264 01:37:29,724 --> 01:37:32,727 I didn't want to screw with him on the big day, in case... 2265 01:37:33,687 --> 01:37:36,523 You know, he's not good with the back-and-forth, 2266 01:37:36,564 --> 01:37:39,943 so I got to ask you, Kat, are you... 2267 01:37:42,153 --> 01:37:44,489 Is this for real? 2268 01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:47,367 Well, I walked out on Fallon 2269 01:37:47,409 --> 01:37:50,328 to freeze my toes off in Peoria, so... 2270 01:37:52,455 --> 01:37:54,165 Excellent point. 2271 01:37:54,207 --> 01:37:56,042 I called an Uber. 2272 01:37:56,835 --> 01:37:58,294 47 minutes? 2273 01:37:58,336 --> 01:37:59,671 What? 2274 01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:00,880 We're not gonna make it. 2275 01:38:00,922 --> 01:38:02,340 Didn't they already start? 2276 01:38:02,382 --> 01:38:04,467 Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what... 2277 01:38:04,509 --> 01:38:07,262 -(tires screeching) -Wait! 2278 01:38:11,016 --> 01:38:15,061 This woman, this superstar, this icon, 2279 01:38:15,103 --> 01:38:17,564 has flown in coach in stilettos 2280 01:38:17,605 --> 01:38:20,483 to win back the unlikely love of her life, 2281 01:38:20,525 --> 01:38:23,903 who, against all odds, she loves. 2282 01:38:23,945 --> 01:38:25,572 And he loves her. 2283 01:38:25,613 --> 01:38:26,865 He does, right? 2284 01:38:26,906 --> 01:38:28,533 Completely. 2285 01:38:28,575 --> 01:38:32,370 The next thing you say will forecast not just their future 2286 01:38:32,412 --> 01:38:34,914 but the future of-of anyone who ever believed 2287 01:38:34,956 --> 01:38:36,750 in the magic of a leap of faith. 2288 01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:39,753 -Look... -She'll give you a thousand dollars. 2289 01:38:39,794 --> 01:38:42,172 The answer is 15. 2290 01:38:42,213 --> 01:38:43,590 -(bell dings) -The answer is correct. 2291 01:38:43,631 --> 01:38:45,842 -Five points, Trinity Numerators. -Yes! 2292 01:38:45,884 --> 01:38:47,260 Yes! Get 'em! 2293 01:38:48,053 --> 01:38:49,262 Congratulations. 2294 01:38:49,304 --> 01:38:50,555 JUDGE: After a break, 2295 01:38:50,597 --> 01:38:52,640 we're moving to a sudden-death round 2296 01:38:52,682 --> 01:38:54,267 between the three-time champions, 2297 01:38:54,309 --> 01:38:56,353 -Trinity Numerators... -NUMERATORS: Yes! 2298 01:38:56,394 --> 01:38:59,147 ...and the first-time finalists, Coolidge Pi-thons. 2299 01:38:59,189 --> 01:39:01,149 (excited chatter) 2300 01:39:01,191 --> 01:39:02,275 Sudden death. 2301 01:39:02,317 --> 01:39:03,777 -Ooh. Blast off. -(chuckling) 2302 01:39:03,818 --> 01:39:07,655 First up, Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi-thons. 2303 01:39:07,697 --> 01:39:09,366 Choker better pray. 2304 01:39:09,407 --> 01:39:11,117 -(laughter) -Shut up. 2305 01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:13,161 (Manny laughing) 2306 01:39:13,203 --> 01:39:14,746 You laughing at that? 2307 01:39:14,788 --> 01:39:16,456 (sighs) Look... 2308 01:39:16,498 --> 01:39:18,458 I don't want to embarrass you. 2309 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:20,126 I know that's your daughter. 2310 01:39:20,168 --> 01:39:22,128 -CHARLIE: Yeah? -MANNY: I saw her last year. 2311 01:39:22,170 --> 01:39:24,005 She's got stage fright. 2312 01:39:24,047 --> 01:39:26,132 My daughter's fine. 2313 01:39:26,174 --> 01:39:28,551 Look, I just think maybe it would be easier on you 2314 01:39:28,593 --> 01:39:30,845 if you guys just conceded the title. 2315 01:39:30,887 --> 01:39:32,597 -Concede? -Mm-hmm. 2316 01:39:32,639 --> 01:39:34,432 -Give you the trophy? -No. 2317 01:39:34,474 --> 01:39:37,519 It's more like you save yourself from humiliation. 2318 01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:39,229 Huh? 2319 01:39:40,313 --> 01:39:42,857 CHARLIE: Okay, huddle up. Here we go. 2320 01:39:42,899 --> 01:39:46,444 So, um, Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know 2321 01:39:46,486 --> 01:39:48,822 if we just want to concede and give him the trophy. 2322 01:39:48,863 --> 01:39:50,824 -PI-THONS: No! -That doesn't even make sense. 2323 01:39:50,865 --> 01:39:52,575 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -Four in a row, baby. 2324 01:39:52,617 --> 01:39:56,204 How about we go show him what the Pi-thons are all about? 2325 01:39:56,246 --> 01:39:57,831 PI-THONS: Yeah! 2326 01:39:57,872 --> 01:39:59,290 (all hissing) 2327 01:39:59,332 --> 01:40:01,167 Lou, you ready for this? 2328 01:40:02,544 --> 01:40:04,379 Watch me. 2329 01:40:05,714 --> 01:40:07,799 * * 2330 01:40:10,385 --> 01:40:11,803 JUDGE: This next answer will determine 2331 01:40:11,845 --> 01:40:15,140 whether the Coolidge Pi-thons win the Mathalon. 2332 01:40:15,181 --> 01:40:16,433 Lou Gilbert. 2333 01:40:16,474 --> 01:40:18,351 -Yes, Lou. -Go, Lou! 2334 01:40:18,393 --> 01:40:21,521 (Pi-Thons murmuring encouragement, clapping) 2335 01:40:23,064 --> 01:40:25,483 -Come on, Lou. -You got this. -(encouragement continues) 2336 01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:29,446 -Come on, Lou. You got this. -PI-THON: Come on, Lou. 2337 01:40:30,405 --> 01:40:33,908 A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse 2338 01:40:33,950 --> 01:40:35,493 whose width is twice its height. 2339 01:40:35,535 --> 01:40:38,455 What is the area of the ellipse in square units? 2340 01:40:39,539 --> 01:40:41,499 (Pi-thons murmuring encouragement) 2341 01:40:41,541 --> 01:40:44,502 PI-THON: You know this. Set your mind to it. 2342 01:40:44,544 --> 01:40:46,463 NUMERATOR (whispers): She's got it. 2343 01:40:46,504 --> 01:40:48,256 -Yeah, she... -(makes choking sounds) 2344 01:40:48,298 --> 01:40:51,217 Anyone know a good choke? 2345 01:40:51,259 --> 01:40:52,385 -Hey. -JUDGE: Quiet, please. 2346 01:40:52,427 --> 01:40:53,845 Please respect the Mathalonians. 2347 01:40:53,887 --> 01:40:56,139 (laughter) 2348 01:40:57,098 --> 01:40:58,767 GIRL: It's not fair. 2349 01:40:58,808 --> 01:41:00,018 BOY: Loser! 2350 01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:02,604 (laughter continues) 2351 01:41:06,399 --> 01:41:08,193 (camera clicks) 2352 01:41:08,234 --> 01:41:10,070 I tried to protect you from this. 2353 01:41:10,111 --> 01:41:12,405 -(spectators murmuring) -Stop it. 2354 01:41:12,447 --> 01:41:14,824 PI-THON: Stay with us, Lou. 2355 01:41:14,866 --> 01:41:16,368 (mouthing) 2356 01:41:16,409 --> 01:41:17,660 (trembling breaths) 2357 01:41:17,702 --> 01:41:20,413 PI-THON: Don't let it get in your head! 2358 01:41:20,455 --> 01:41:22,457 CHARLIE: Lou. 2359 01:41:29,005 --> 01:41:31,174 -What the hell is this? -(cell phone chimes) 2360 01:41:32,008 --> 01:41:33,802 Oh, my God. 2361 01:41:43,269 --> 01:41:45,188 You guys, it's over here! 2362 01:41:46,356 --> 01:41:47,816 BOY: Dork! 2363 01:41:47,857 --> 01:41:49,567 PI-THON: Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea. 2364 01:41:49,609 --> 01:41:51,236 PI-THON 2: Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert. 2365 01:41:51,277 --> 01:41:52,737 CHARLIE: Yeah. Yeah. 2366 01:41:52,779 --> 01:41:54,739 -You got it. -(Pi-thons murmuring) 2367 01:41:55,824 --> 01:41:57,617 CHARLIE: Come on! 2368 01:42:05,667 --> 01:42:07,836 Come on. Objection. He's counting. 2369 01:42:07,877 --> 01:42:09,796 He's dancing, you lunatic. 2370 01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:12,173 That's Kat Valdez. 2371 01:42:12,215 --> 01:42:14,426 Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die. 2372 01:42:15,218 --> 01:42:16,720 CHARLIE: Come on. Come on. 2373 01:42:16,761 --> 01:42:19,472 (Pi-thons murmuring encouragement) 2374 01:42:22,183 --> 01:42:24,227 PI-THON: I believe in you! 2375 01:42:28,189 --> 01:42:29,858 -32 pi! -(buzzer sounds, bell dings) 2376 01:42:31,526 --> 01:42:33,445 -The answer is correct. -PI-THONS: Yes! 2377 01:42:33,486 --> 01:42:35,196 But the timer's elapsed. 2378 01:42:35,238 --> 01:42:37,365 The Trinity Numerators retain their national status. 2379 01:42:37,407 --> 01:42:38,950 -(cheering) -We'll reconvene 2380 01:42:38,992 --> 01:42:42,162 -in ten minutes for the awards presentation. -Yeah! 2381 01:42:42,203 --> 01:42:43,580 PI-THON: Hey, it's okay, Lou. 2382 01:42:43,621 --> 01:42:45,248 NUMERATORS (chanting): Four years in a row! 2383 01:42:45,290 --> 01:42:47,584 Four years in a row! Four years in a row! 2384 01:42:47,625 --> 01:42:48,877 Hey. Hey. 2385 01:42:48,918 --> 01:42:51,004 I'm so proud of you. 2386 01:42:51,046 --> 01:42:53,590 -(crying): Dad, I lost again. -No, it doesn't matter. 2387 01:42:53,631 --> 01:42:56,509 First of all, you got it right. It was perfect. 2388 01:42:56,551 --> 01:42:58,845 But second of all, you were just up there. 2389 01:42:58,887 --> 01:43:01,681 You stood up there, and you were so brave. 2390 01:43:02,515 --> 01:43:03,808 I'm the one who should be crying 2391 01:43:03,850 --> 01:43:06,019 -for the dancing I was doing. -(laughs) 2392 01:43:06,061 --> 01:43:08,229 -You were great. -(sobbing) 2393 01:43:09,397 --> 01:43:11,316 Thank you. 2394 01:43:12,650 --> 01:43:15,570 I love you, Dad. (sniffles) 2395 01:43:15,612 --> 01:43:17,781 You were amazing, Lou. 2396 01:43:17,822 --> 01:43:19,282 Really, I mean, 2397 01:43:19,324 --> 01:43:21,659 you took a shot even though it was scary. 2398 01:43:23,119 --> 01:43:24,746 That's what matters. 2399 01:43:28,083 --> 01:43:30,919 Not everything adds up the way you think it will. 2400 01:43:33,713 --> 01:43:37,384 You know, they say if you want something different, 2401 01:43:37,425 --> 01:43:39,844 you have to do something different. 2402 01:43:40,804 --> 01:43:43,306 What if we're just too different? 2403 01:43:43,348 --> 01:43:45,892 What if we're not? 2404 01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:01,241 (kids gasping, murmuring) 2405 01:44:01,282 --> 01:44:03,034 (chuckles softly) 2406 01:44:16,464 --> 01:44:18,883 (laughter) 2407 01:44:19,884 --> 01:44:22,470 (mouthing) 2408 01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:26,433 I'm fully blacking out right now. 2409 01:44:26,474 --> 01:44:29,602 -Come on, Mr. G. -Come on, Mr. G! 2410 01:44:29,644 --> 01:44:31,271 GIRL: You're leaving her hanging. 2411 01:44:31,312 --> 01:44:32,772 Come on, dude. 2412 01:44:32,814 --> 01:44:34,357 Dad. 2413 01:44:38,153 --> 01:44:41,322 CROWD: Aw. 2414 01:44:48,079 --> 01:44:50,331 KIDS: Ew. 2415 01:44:54,461 --> 01:44:56,671 CHARLIE: Here we go. 2416 01:44:58,048 --> 01:45:00,467 GLEE CLUB: * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2417 01:45:00,508 --> 01:45:02,802 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2418 01:45:02,844 --> 01:45:04,846 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2419 01:45:04,888 --> 01:45:06,389 * For the rest, the rest... * 2420 01:45:06,431 --> 01:45:08,016 KAT: * I never seen forever * 2421 01:45:08,058 --> 01:45:09,434 * Oh, yeah * 2422 01:45:09,476 --> 01:45:11,102 * I never seen forever in the wild * 2423 01:45:11,144 --> 01:45:14,939 * But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes * 2424 01:45:16,399 --> 01:45:18,109 * Baby, you're my shelter * 2425 01:45:18,151 --> 01:45:20,070 * Shelter from a broken paradise * 2426 01:45:20,862 --> 01:45:22,322 * I couldn't dream it * 2427 01:45:22,364 --> 01:45:25,367 * Any better if I tried * 2428 01:45:26,534 --> 01:45:27,911 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 2429 01:45:27,952 --> 01:45:29,788 -* Ring, ring * -* Church bells * 2430 01:45:29,829 --> 01:45:31,456 -* Let 'em ring, ring, ring * -* Ring, ring * 2431 01:45:31,498 --> 01:45:33,333 * Angels gonna sing, sing, sing * 2432 01:45:33,375 --> 01:45:35,293 * Tonight, tonight, tonight * 2433 01:45:35,335 --> 01:45:36,503 * Baby * 2434 01:45:36,544 --> 01:45:38,463 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2435 01:45:38,505 --> 01:45:40,924 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2436 01:45:40,965 --> 01:45:43,134 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2437 01:45:43,176 --> 01:45:45,345 * For the rest, the rest of your life * 2438 01:45:45,387 --> 01:45:46,638 * Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma * 2439 01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:48,723 * Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me * 2440 01:45:48,765 --> 01:45:50,642 * Won't you love me, baby? * 2441 01:45:50,684 --> 01:45:52,894 * Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-marry me... * 2442 01:45:52,936 --> 01:45:54,938 -Getting ready. -Tanky. 2443 01:45:54,979 --> 01:45:57,190 -This is the calm... Oh, gee! -Oh, no! 2444 01:45:57,232 --> 01:45:59,067 -Tank! -(laughter) 2445 01:45:59,109 --> 01:46:01,569 -Okay, wait. Slower. -He doesn't have teeth. 2446 01:46:01,611 --> 01:46:03,196 -Slower. Okay. -He doesn't... 2447 01:46:03,238 --> 01:46:06,282 * Diamonds and a necklace, everything else is off * 2448 01:46:06,324 --> 01:46:07,909 Good boy. 2449 01:46:07,951 --> 01:46:09,953 * Now he wanna bet he can beat me to the bed... * 2450 01:46:09,994 --> 01:46:12,455 So, we met at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we? 2451 01:46:12,497 --> 01:46:13,915 -Yeah. -We didn't hook up at Fallon. 2452 01:46:13,957 --> 01:46:15,709 No, we had sex at Burning Man. 2453 01:46:15,750 --> 01:46:16,960 So, Kat made me come to one of those... 2454 01:46:17,002 --> 01:46:18,461 Um, what are they called again, babe? 2455 01:46:18,503 --> 01:46:19,629 -It's called a Mathalon, bro. -Yes! 2456 01:46:19,671 --> 01:46:20,922 Oh, my God, it's so boring. 2457 01:46:20,964 --> 01:46:22,424 And what do you guys do there again? 2458 01:46:22,465 --> 01:46:23,591 -It's this thing called, um... -Math. 2459 01:46:23,633 --> 01:46:25,051 -Yes! Oh, my God. -Yep. Mm-hmm. 2460 01:46:25,093 --> 01:46:26,469 I fell asleep just even thinking about it, but... 2461 01:46:26,511 --> 01:46:27,846 (laughing): She did. 2462 01:46:27,887 --> 01:46:30,473 -I-I met my most favorite person here. -Mm. 2463 01:46:30,515 --> 01:46:32,058 We met at a party as she was leaving. 2464 01:46:32,100 --> 01:46:33,560 And had I walked out ten seconds earlier, 2465 01:46:33,601 --> 01:46:35,061 we never would've met. 2466 01:46:35,103 --> 01:46:36,730 And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes. 2467 01:46:36,771 --> 01:46:39,315 (laughs) Never. 2468 01:46:39,357 --> 01:46:41,109 I had a six-mile radius set, 2469 01:46:41,151 --> 01:46:43,653 and she definitely lived more than six miles away. 2470 01:46:43,695 --> 01:46:45,655 Well, she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m. 2471 01:46:45,697 --> 01:46:47,574 Who meets at 4:00 p.m.? 2472 01:46:47,615 --> 01:46:50,869 When we met, he was in a unitard. 2473 01:46:50,910 --> 01:46:52,620 She liked what she saw. 2474 01:46:52,662 --> 01:46:54,080 (laughing) 2475 01:46:54,122 --> 01:46:57,375 81 years ago, we were born in the same hospital 2476 01:46:57,417 --> 01:47:00,378 two days apart, in diapers. 2477 01:47:00,420 --> 01:47:02,756 Here it is 81 years later, 2478 01:47:02,797 --> 01:47:04,758 and we're back in diapers again. 2479 01:47:04,799 --> 01:47:06,926 -Oh, Charlie! -(both laugh) 2480 01:47:06,968 --> 01:47:09,012 We met on a dating app, but then, 2481 01:47:09,054 --> 01:47:11,056 uh, he invited me on the second date, 2482 01:47:11,097 --> 01:47:13,350 um, camping in the woods, and I was like, 2483 01:47:13,391 --> 01:47:15,060 "That seems unsafe... 2484 01:47:15,101 --> 01:47:17,062 -so I'll go." -Her friend told her not to go. 2485 01:47:17,103 --> 01:47:19,356 Yeah, but she did, and it's been five years, 2486 01:47:19,397 --> 01:47:20,940 and she's still alive. 2487 01:47:20,982 --> 01:47:21,983 (both laugh) 2488 01:47:22,025 --> 01:47:23,902 BOTH: We met at a concert. 2489 01:47:23,943 --> 01:47:25,653 * Spotlight on you got me zoomin' * 2490 01:47:25,695 --> 01:47:28,073 * I'm falling into you * 2491 01:47:28,114 --> 01:47:30,825 * We're dancing on tabletops * 2492 01:47:30,867 --> 01:47:33,244 * Neighbors calling the cops * 2493 01:47:33,286 --> 01:47:35,580 * When I'm with you, feels like * 2494 01:47:35,622 --> 01:47:37,874 * Nobody's watching us * 2495 01:47:37,916 --> 01:47:40,460 * We're burning down all the clocks * 2496 01:47:40,502 --> 01:47:42,837 * Hoping that time will stop * 2497 01:47:42,879 --> 01:47:44,964 * Block out the world tonight * 2498 01:47:45,006 --> 01:47:47,634 * Like nobody's watching us * 2499 01:47:47,676 --> 01:47:49,552 * Nobody's watching us * 2500 01:47:49,594 --> 01:47:51,805 * No, nobody's watching * 2501 01:47:51,846 --> 01:47:53,973 * So come touch my body * 2502 01:47:54,015 --> 01:47:56,851 * No, nobody's watching us * 2503 01:47:56,893 --> 01:47:58,978 * Nobody's watching us * 2504 01:47:59,020 --> 01:48:01,439 * No, nobody's watching * 2505 01:48:01,481 --> 01:48:03,817 * So come touch my body * 2506 01:48:03,858 --> 01:48:06,277 * No, nobody's watching us * 2507 01:48:06,319 --> 01:48:08,321 * Oh, oh, oh, oh * 2508 01:48:08,363 --> 01:48:10,740 * Right here by the light of the moon * 2509 01:48:10,782 --> 01:48:13,702 * Spotlight on you got me zoomin' * 2510 01:48:13,743 --> 01:48:16,496 * I'm falling into you * 2511 01:48:16,538 --> 01:48:18,832 * We're dancing on tabletops * 2512 01:48:18,873 --> 01:48:21,334 * Neighbors calling the cops * 2513 01:48:21,376 --> 01:48:23,795 * When I'm with you, feels like * 2514 01:48:23,837 --> 01:48:25,839 * Nobody's watching us * 2515 01:48:25,880 --> 01:48:28,508 * We're burning down all the clocks * 2516 01:48:28,550 --> 01:48:30,844 * Hoping that time will stop * 2517 01:48:30,885 --> 01:48:33,054 * Block out the world tonight * 2518 01:48:33,096 --> 01:48:35,515 * Like nobody's watching us * 2519 01:48:35,557 --> 01:48:37,559 * Nobody's watching us * 2520 01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:39,811 * No, nobody's watching * 2521 01:48:39,853 --> 01:48:42,105 * So come touch my body * 2522 01:48:42,147 --> 01:48:44,190 * No, nobody's watching us * 2523 01:48:44,232 --> 01:48:47,277 -* No, no, no, no, no * -* No-no-no, no-no... * 2524 01:48:47,318 --> 01:48:49,446 * No, nobody's watching * 2525 01:48:49,487 --> 01:48:51,823 * So come touch my body * 2526 01:48:51,865 --> 01:48:54,784 * No, nobody's watching us * 2527 01:48:54,826 --> 01:48:57,454 -* Na, na, na. * -(song ends) 2528 01:48:57,495 --> 01:49:00,248 KAT: * Got ocean views from ceiling to the floor * 2529 01:49:00,290 --> 01:49:04,419 * Keep a milli by the bed, a hundred more offshore-ore * 2530 01:49:04,461 --> 01:49:07,255 * Closets full of Louis and Christian Dior * 2531 01:49:07,297 --> 01:49:10,925 * Picassos and van Goghs that no one's seen before-ore * 2532 01:49:10,967 --> 01:49:14,429 * Diamonds drippin' down like fountains * 2533 01:49:14,471 --> 01:49:17,557 * I'll sign, don't care what the amount is * 2534 01:49:17,599 --> 01:49:19,059 * Every day and night * 2535 01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:21,102 * Live a life filled with luxury * 2536 01:49:21,144 --> 01:49:23,396 * Don't matter when you're not with me * 2537 01:49:23,438 --> 01:49:24,689 * Yeah, yeah * 2538 01:49:24,731 --> 01:49:27,275 (Kat singing in Spanish) 2539 01:49:37,660 --> 01:49:39,913 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2540 01:49:47,754 --> 01:49:51,091 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2541 01:49:51,132 --> 01:49:52,967 KAT: * Is this sentimental * 2542 01:49:53,009 --> 01:49:54,636 * To put all my money just right where my heart is? * 2543 01:49:54,678 --> 01:49:56,137 * But, baby, you're special * 2544 01:49:56,179 --> 01:49:57,972 * No matter the cost, I'm-a do it regardless * 2545 01:49:58,014 --> 01:50:01,101 * Let's take a jet, we're riding out to Puerto Rico * 2546 01:50:01,142 --> 01:50:04,270 * Later we get the yacht, head to Santo Domingo * 2547 01:50:04,312 --> 01:50:07,857 * And my body, papi, es tu party * 2548 01:50:07,899 --> 01:50:11,236 * Now I'm flying, you be the pilot * 2549 01:50:11,277 --> 01:50:14,823 * No questioning our love, make my best days even better * 2550 01:50:14,864 --> 01:50:17,784 * Long ain't long enough, I'm looking at forever * 2551 01:50:17,826 --> 01:50:21,246 * Diamonds drippin' down like fountains * 2552 01:50:21,287 --> 01:50:24,457 * I'll sign, don't care what the amount is * 2553 01:50:24,499 --> 01:50:25,792 * Every day and night * 2554 01:50:25,834 --> 01:50:27,961 * Live a life filled with luxury * 2555 01:50:28,003 --> 01:50:30,005 * Don't matter when you're not with me * 2556 01:50:30,046 --> 01:50:31,464 * Yeah, yeah * 2557 01:50:31,506 --> 01:50:33,758 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2558 01:50:44,352 --> 01:50:46,354 (Kat singing in Spanish) 2559 01:50:54,696 --> 01:50:56,906 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2560 01:50:57,991 --> 01:51:00,201 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2561 01:51:24,267 --> 01:51:26,728 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2562 01:51:31,232 --> 01:51:33,443 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2563 01:51:37,906 --> 01:51:40,116 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2564 01:51:46,081 --> 01:51:48,208 BASTIAN: * All right, all right * 2565 01:51:52,545 --> 01:51:54,339 * Mamacita. * 2566 01:52:00,595 --> 01:52:00,720 (song fades)