1 00:00:44,717 --> 00:00:47,917 Good evening. I'm Butt-head. 2 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:51,717 The movie you are about to see 3 00:00:51,859 --> 00:00:55,090 will be presented using special 3D technology. 4 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:56,696 You will see the Jackasses 5 00:00:56,831 --> 00:00:59,595 like no human being has ever seen them before. 6 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,669 In three dimensions. 7 00:01:05,974 --> 00:01:08,169 In order to experience this new dimension, 8 00:01:08,309 --> 00:01:11,472 you must put on the special glasses that you were given in the lobby. 9 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:15,005 This is gonna be cool. 10 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,851 Doesn't really look any different, Butt-head. 11 00:01:26,995 --> 00:01:30,897 Whoa! Hey, Beavis, look at my hand. 12 00:01:31,032 --> 00:01:33,262 It's in 3D. 13 00:01:33,401 --> 00:01:35,335 Really? I don't see... 14 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:40,269 That's amazing! It felt like you really hit me! 15 00:01:40,408 --> 00:01:42,899 It's almost like your hand really... 16 00:01:43,044 --> 00:01:45,012 Wow! It's amazing technology! 17 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,508 Wait a second. 18 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,708 So sit back and enjoy the movie. 19 00:01:49,851 --> 00:01:51,910 That was definitely 2D. 20 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:53,645 Dumb-ass. 21 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,650 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass. 22 00:05:31,105 --> 00:05:35,007 My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is the High Five. 23 00:05:37,979 --> 00:05:41,574 Oh, my goodness. Good morning! 24 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:44,841 There? All right. 25 00:05:44,986 --> 00:05:46,749 - Fuck. - Oh, no. 26 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,150 - Yeah, Dunn. What up, brother? - What's up, nerd? 27 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:53,624 - Whassup, dude? - What's up, nerds? 28 00:06:06,307 --> 00:06:08,775 Dude, you played it off so good. 29 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,640 He said, "What's up, Dunn?" 30 00:06:15,116 --> 00:06:16,413 Reset, reset. 31 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,484 Ehren's walking in, and we're gonna have him bring 32 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:21,179 in a whole tray full of soup. 33 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,860 - How you doing, guys? - Pop it in there. 34 00:06:26,994 --> 00:06:29,519 - He's not gonna do it. - What? 35 00:06:29,664 --> 00:06:31,655 I don't think he's gonna go for it. 36 00:06:39,874 --> 00:06:42,001 - What up, Ehren? - What's up, dude? 37 00:06:42,143 --> 00:06:44,008 Help us crowd, brother. 38 00:06:46,414 --> 00:06:47,813 He fell for it! 39 00:06:54,088 --> 00:06:56,079 He fell for the soup! 40 00:06:59,026 --> 00:07:01,893 Welcome back, ladies. You got me. 41 00:07:02,029 --> 00:07:03,519 Oh, my God! 42 00:07:04,332 --> 00:07:06,562 Look at the tray! He broke it in half, dude! 43 00:07:08,235 --> 00:07:10,829 - You can hug me for that. - The tray broke. 44 00:07:12,006 --> 00:07:15,498 I can't believe he fell for it. "Can you bring the soup in?" 45 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,612 "We need you to bring this tray of soup into the kitchen." 46 00:07:18,746 --> 00:07:22,045 This is all flour for our friend, Bam. 47 00:07:22,183 --> 00:07:25,482 We're gonna antique him when he gets here. 48 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,917 - Oh, OK. - He's walking in. 49 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,658 - What's up? - What up? 50 00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:34,192 Not much. How you been? High five! 51 00:07:51,812 --> 00:07:53,939 That was the best one so far! 52 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:57,812 - Oh, my God! - You guys done kicked my fucking ass. 53 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,018 He got antiqued! 54 00:08:05,426 --> 00:08:08,918 - I was so not ready for that. - That was so good! You went flying. 55 00:08:09,063 --> 00:08:11,031 - Good morning, man. - Morning, Bam! 56 00:08:11,165 --> 00:08:13,793 Howdy. Goddamn! 57 00:08:15,169 --> 00:08:17,729 Not too many people knew us back in our college days, 58 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,601 but, man, we were wild! 59 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:22,004 I mean, we were having wet T-shirt contests, 60 00:08:22,143 --> 00:08:24,771 bitchin' summers, body shots... 61 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,242 ...cornholin'... 62 00:08:28,849 --> 00:08:32,580 And Johnny Knoxville, the king of spring break! 63 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:37,123 Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! 64 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,259 I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is the Jet Ski. 65 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:55,674 Dude. 66 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,141 Holy shit! 67 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,284 You just barely clipped the top. 68 00:09:10,224 --> 00:09:11,316 He totally landed it. 69 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:14,986 - How far did I go? - You went far, man. 70 00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:16,756 I was scared, man. 71 00:09:16,897 --> 00:09:18,626 I've seen a lot of crazy shit during spring break, 72 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:19,892 and that took the cake, man. 73 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,968 I didn't exactly stick the fuckin' landing. 74 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,798 - No. I think you did. - Yeah, you did! 75 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,304 The king of spring break! 76 00:09:33,314 --> 00:09:36,078 Shit. Dude, I knew we shouldn't have done this 77 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:37,775 at my fuckin' dad's house. 78 00:09:37,918 --> 00:09:39,749 He's already pissed about me fuckin' skipping school. 79 00:09:39,887 --> 00:09:41,286 He's gonna cut me off. 80 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,788 That's coming out of my allowance. 81 00:09:55,069 --> 00:09:57,469 I'm Steve-O... Oh, fuck! 82 00:10:02,943 --> 00:10:05,343 Why do I have to be Steve-O? 83 00:10:07,081 --> 00:10:09,345 - It'll be so quick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 84 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,814 You got it. 85 00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:15,947 I'm Steve-O, 86 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,489 and this is Tee Ball. 87 00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:28,292 That was a direct ding-ding hit. 88 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,499 It's only getting worse and worse. 89 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:43,375 You're the best fielder I ever saw, Steve-O. 90 00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:45,977 Great job. 91 00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:49,381 Right down the middle. 92 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,717 Line drive. 93 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:55,353 I'm Dave England, and this is the Bungee Boogie. 94 00:10:58,399 --> 00:10:59,388 Go. 95 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,502 That was thrilling. 96 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:08,130 - What the fuck? - Let's try it again! 97 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,140 Let go. 98 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,508 Shit! 99 00:11:18,419 --> 00:11:21,650 - You OK, dude? - Yeah, super good. 100 00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:30,324 - Ready? - OK. 101 00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:39,038 My lip. 102 00:12:04,231 --> 00:12:05,220 - Here we go. - Tell us when. 103 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,596 - Go ahead. - Step... go! 104 00:12:15,209 --> 00:12:16,904 That was actually pretty impressive. 105 00:12:17,044 --> 00:12:19,672 I mean, it wasn't a slam, but it was still pretty impressive. 106 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:25,048 But this is really impressive. 107 00:12:25,819 --> 00:12:27,684 - Ready? - This seems dangerous. 108 00:12:28,222 --> 00:12:29,587 And go! 109 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:41,363 Fuck the helmet, give me a back brace. 110 00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:44,394 Man, you ate shit! 111 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,604 - Well, that worked. - I thought you had that. 112 00:12:48,742 --> 00:12:51,233 And go! 113 00:12:57,885 --> 00:13:00,319 Hey! There goes the pool! 114 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,891 Preston. That was awesome. 115 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,893 ...start to see me on TV... 116 00:13:50,104 --> 00:13:51,696 How many bees are we working with here today? 117 00:13:51,839 --> 00:13:54,000 Each hive, probably anywhere from ten to 50,000 bees. 118 00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:56,632 They are Africanized, so they will be a little bit more testy. 119 00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:59,439 What do you think the chances are of these guys getting stung today? 120 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:02,014 They're gonna get stung. There's no doubt in my mind. 121 00:14:02,149 --> 00:14:04,140 When you hit a ball full of bees, you're gonna get stung. 122 00:14:04,284 --> 00:14:07,253 How many bee stings do you think we can take? 123 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,152 I think it takes about a hundred to kill a man. 124 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:13,054 - What?! - There's 50,000 bees in there. 125 00:14:13,193 --> 00:14:15,058 Did you just make that up, please? 126 00:14:15,195 --> 00:14:17,459 - I don't think I made it up. - What?! 127 00:14:17,598 --> 00:14:19,156 There's 50,000 per hive. 128 00:14:19,299 --> 00:14:21,460 50,000 and it takes 100 to kill a man? 129 00:14:21,602 --> 00:14:24,196 I think it's about a hundred bees can kill you, if I'm not mistaken. 130 00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:28,536 - What are we doing here? - Making a hit movie. 131 00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:31,075 Go for 99 and then take off. 132 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,517 That's gotta piss 'em off too, right, 133 00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:41,553 - just being poured in there? - Oh, maybe. 134 00:14:41,688 --> 00:14:44,680 I'm starting to think that maybe this wasn't that good of an idea. 135 00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,588 It seemed good on paper. 136 00:14:46,727 --> 00:14:49,093 Look at this. 137 00:14:49,229 --> 00:14:50,890 This is gonna be gnarly now, man. 138 00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:53,966 - Come on, go. Let's go. - Whoa. No, I'm getting hit. 139 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,365 - Oh, shit. - Come on, Manny. 140 00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:01,371 Go on! Do it! Do it! Do it! 141 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,168 Do it! Fucking do it! 142 00:15:04,311 --> 00:15:07,906 Got a butt-ton of bees! My two sexy players, 143 00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:11,142 this is Beehive Tetherball! Game on! 144 00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:14,510 Game on! 145 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,787 Oh, fucking shit! 146 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:28,262 I can't do it anymore! 147 00:15:29,269 --> 00:15:31,533 Shit! Fuck! Goddamn it! 148 00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:35,440 Fuck! Oh, shit! 149 00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:38,044 He's gonna win! 150 00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,271 - Steve-O! - Fuck! 151 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:42,814 - Shit! Oh, fuck! - Stay with Dave. Go with Dave. 152 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,784 Loomis, come retrieve the ball. 153 00:15:49,923 --> 00:15:53,415 Oh, fuck! 154 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,687 Oh, dude, it fucking hurts! 155 00:15:57,631 --> 00:16:00,429 Oh, my God! Oh, fuck! 156 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,566 Please put me somewhere where there's no bees! 157 00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:07,037 It's the carbon dioxide. 158 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:10,371 Your body heated up, so they targeted you, you took it really good, man. 159 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,308 I am so fucking hurt! 160 00:16:12,446 --> 00:16:14,414 You were running around on carbon dioxide. 161 00:16:14,548 --> 00:16:17,108 - Look at your eye. - God, I gotta get rid of this. 162 00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:19,084 The thing is that Dave doesn't understand 163 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:22,586 is that the more you freak out, the more you get stung. 164 00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:23,849 Idiot! 165 00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:23,608 That felt like somebody was blowing a fireball in my face. 166 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,742 It looked like you were just getting the hell beat out of you. 167 00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:28,354 You can't fucking breathe. 168 00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:50,009 Waiter? Can I get some cream for my coffee? 169 00:18:57,277 --> 00:19:00,610 That's the story of Jackass right there. 170 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:02,374 Just pissing in the wind. 171 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,293 Hey, buddy, would you mind watching my dog for a second 172 00:19:14,428 --> 00:19:17,556 while I run in there? Thanks. I'll be right back. 173 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,097 Thank you, buddy. 174 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,375 Thanks, bud. 175 00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:38,484 Thank you very much for watching my dog. 176 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:56,667 My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo. 177 00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:30,367 You're the man! 178 00:20:35,509 --> 00:20:37,807 We're not worthy. 179 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:47,580 Oh, man. Let me get over here. 180 00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:50,622 - What'd it feel like? - It felt like shit. 181 00:20:52,058 --> 00:20:54,549 It felt like I got run over by a buffalo. 182 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,409 It's in my mouth! 183 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,153 Get me out of here! Get me out of here! 184 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,518 Ehren, stay here! 185 00:21:28,929 --> 00:21:30,692 Think we need to get him out from there?! 186 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,561 Let's get him! Get it off of him. 187 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:37,466 - Ehren, stay out! - All right! 188 00:21:37,604 --> 00:21:39,765 Lance... Hold it together, Lance! 189 00:21:42,776 --> 00:21:45,370 Pull out! OK, pull out! Pull out! 190 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,450 - Did I get the shot? - You got the shot, dude. 191 00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:54,383 So it went high and everything? It was like a volcano? 192 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,148 You got a good three feet. 193 00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:58,723 - Three foot? - Yeah, that one had some power. 194 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,987 - It was like a full-on volcano? - Absolutely. 195 00:22:08,468 --> 00:22:09,730 Don't say anything. 196 00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:21,008 - What would your flavors be? - Two Budweisers. 197 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,477 What do I owe you? 198 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,884 Six-fifty, please. 199 00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:31,354 - Keep the change. - Thank you, dear. 200 00:22:31,491 --> 00:22:34,187 - Cheers. Boop! - Cheers. 201 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,987 So what's the status? 202 00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:41,157 I don't know. Go down to the beach or something... hit the water. 203 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,529 You tried it? 204 00:22:44,671 --> 00:22:48,767 Tara! What the fuck are you doing? 205 00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:53,537 What the fuck?! 206 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,648 - Who the fuck are you? - Who are you? 207 00:22:55,782 --> 00:22:57,841 I'm her frickin' boyfriend, asshole! 208 00:22:57,984 --> 00:23:00,509 That's cool, bud. I'm her man-friend. 209 00:23:00,654 --> 00:23:03,452 Dude, don't push me. Don't push me. 210 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,852 I'm not even touching you. 211 00:23:04,991 --> 00:23:07,516 You know, fuck both of you! Fuck both of you! 212 00:23:07,661 --> 00:23:08,719 Calm down now. 213 00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:11,187 So... 214 00:23:12,532 --> 00:23:15,660 He and I are taking a break and... 215 00:23:18,805 --> 00:23:20,534 Right in here. 216 00:23:21,141 --> 00:23:22,369 Right in here. 217 00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:26,172 Fuck you! I told you to get the fuck away! 218 00:23:26,313 --> 00:23:30,682 - Don't push him, man! - Stop! Stop! Stop! 219 00:23:30,817 --> 00:23:32,079 Get your ass down! 220 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,846 Keep your punk ass down, you hunk of shit! 221 00:23:35,989 --> 00:23:38,549 Get him, Pop! Get him, Poppy! 222 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:41,490 Get his ass down! 223 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,220 Get off of him! Stop! 224 00:23:45,699 --> 00:23:49,567 Police! Get on the fucking ground! Get on the ground! 225 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:51,796 Freeze! Everybody up against the wall! 226 00:23:51,938 --> 00:23:54,805 - Up against the wall! - Get the fuck off me! 227 00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:56,772 What the fuck are you doing?! 228 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:59,606 Get him up. Get him up! 229 00:23:59,746 --> 00:24:02,579 Freeze, motherfucker! Get your hands behind your back! 230 00:24:03,717 --> 00:24:06,845 - Let's go, babe! - Fucking get off me! 231 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,717 Code 54! Paramedic! Paramedic! 232 00:24:09,856 --> 00:24:13,019 Get the fuck off me! Get him off me! 233 00:24:13,159 --> 00:24:16,595 - Get the fuck off me! - Shut up! Shut up! 234 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,254 Look at them two. 235 00:24:22,268 --> 00:24:25,260 Big boy. Wait. He can walk? 236 00:24:25,939 --> 00:24:27,133 OK. 237 00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:34,039 What was that all that about? What the hell was all that about? 238 00:24:35,281 --> 00:24:38,773 I don't know! A bunch of midgets come in here and start fighting! 239 00:24:38,918 --> 00:24:43,150 - I don't know what happened. - That was wild! 240 00:24:43,289 --> 00:24:45,655 The cops came in! I can't believe it. 241 00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,692 Little miniature cops. 242 00:24:54,768 --> 00:24:56,633 Here comes Dunn. 243 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,924 No fucking way, dude! 244 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,993 - Oh, my God. - Is there blue on me? 245 00:25:25,131 --> 00:25:26,530 I am so happy. 246 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:29,533 - There's a lot of blue. - Dude, that thing goes! 247 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:35,065 Fuck! 248 00:25:37,677 --> 00:25:40,510 Dude, the sound of it is just fucking terrifying. 249 00:25:40,647 --> 00:25:43,343 This sucks. Oh, man. 250 00:25:48,621 --> 00:25:51,215 Its bark is worse than its bite, Ehren. 251 00:25:52,859 --> 00:25:54,918 Due to prison overpopulation, 252 00:25:55,061 --> 00:25:57,461 we're gonna give these boys here a chance to escape. 253 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:01,226 This side represents incarceration, that side, freedom. 254 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,961 This is Electric Avenue. 255 00:26:05,638 --> 00:26:09,233 Each one of these stun guns has 950,000 volts. 256 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:13,334 There's 15 of 'em hanging here, plus four cattle prods. Good luck, fellas! 257 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,243 Go! 258 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:17,679 - Go, go, go! - Fuck! 259 00:26:17,817 --> 00:26:20,786 Fuck, I'm gonna pass out, man. I'm gonna fucking pass out. 260 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,444 Come on, come on. 261 00:26:25,258 --> 00:26:26,589 Go, go, go! 262 00:26:37,036 --> 00:26:38,435 Fuck, that sucked! 263 00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:41,531 Fuck! 264 00:26:49,082 --> 00:26:50,208 Sucks doody! 265 00:27:02,262 --> 00:27:06,528 - How do you feel? - I changed my mind. 266 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,931 Stun guns are the number one most thing that I hate now. 267 00:27:10,069 --> 00:27:12,162 Bulls are second, snakes are third. 268 00:27:12,305 --> 00:27:14,796 That sucked! Terribly. 269 00:27:25,718 --> 00:27:28,881 I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, 270 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,284 and this is the Field Goal. 271 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,331 Kick! 272 00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:49,875 Wow, that was a good kick. 273 00:27:50,009 --> 00:27:52,944 - Was that right in the puss? - Right on the kisser. 274 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,748 Oh, fuck. 275 00:27:58,885 --> 00:27:59,943 My mouth. 276 00:28:00,086 --> 00:28:01,212 Fuck! 277 00:28:07,093 --> 00:28:09,084 - I love you, buddy. Thank you. - Oh, my God. 278 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:14,962 Pro football star Josh Brown. I love you, buddy. Right here. 279 00:28:15,101 --> 00:28:16,295 Fucking A! 280 00:28:16,436 --> 00:28:18,370 - On the mouth. - You're a man. 281 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,269 April, what kind of glue is this? 282 00:28:23,409 --> 00:28:27,106 - Super Mighty Glue. - This is Super Mighty Glue, 283 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,681 and we're going to have a little fun with it today. 284 00:28:30,617 --> 00:28:32,608 Who's got tummy hair? 285 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,219 Not me. 286 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,379 - You have tummy hair? - I have a fraction. 287 00:28:41,794 --> 00:28:43,921 - That's definitely tummy hair. - That's tummy hair. 288 00:28:45,198 --> 00:28:47,359 - You guys got tummy hair. - Now we're talking. 289 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:51,300 Looks like we got cast for this bit. 290 00:28:51,437 --> 00:28:53,837 - Don't get it on his fingers. - You don't need a lot, they say. 291 00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:58,069 A dab'll do ya. Oh, Knoxville, Jesus! 292 00:28:58,211 --> 00:28:59,974 No, I think this is gonna work. 293 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,978 All right. We ready? 294 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,104 Ready, then? 295 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,774 Oh, my God! 296 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:08,443 Now. Oh, my God! 297 00:29:08,588 --> 00:29:10,317 Keep it on there. Keep it on. Keep it on there. 298 00:29:10,456 --> 00:29:11,980 Dude, it's gonna take my skin off. 299 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,990 You're gonna have hairy palms. 300 00:29:15,895 --> 00:29:17,556 Wait. I kind of like it when Preston says... 301 00:29:17,697 --> 00:29:19,460 Fuck! 302 00:29:21,534 --> 00:29:25,129 - It's not moving. - What do you like Preston to say? 303 00:29:27,406 --> 00:29:29,533 Get a little symphony going. 304 00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:39,574 Dude, this is in. 305 00:29:39,719 --> 00:29:41,084 Should they pull it? 306 00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:43,154 We don't need any more time, dude. It is in. 307 00:29:43,289 --> 00:29:45,883 You got at least 15 grams of super glue. 308 00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:47,322 - Pull it! Pull it! - Really? 309 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:50,020 - Three, two, one... - Skin's coming, I know it. Go, Bam! 310 00:29:58,738 --> 00:30:00,296 He's a werewolf! 311 00:30:00,439 --> 00:30:01,428 Werewolf! 312 00:30:05,444 --> 00:30:08,311 That is mingin'-ass Phil's. 313 00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:12,042 Preston's is pretty gross, but that is disgusting! 314 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,347 Wow! 315 00:30:23,129 --> 00:30:25,962 No, don't pour that on your boo-boo hand. 316 00:30:37,076 --> 00:30:39,806 - It stings. - That's gotta hurt. 317 00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:42,972 Hey, Dunn. Do you have any hair on your butt? 318 00:30:43,115 --> 00:30:45,640 - No. - Do you want some? 319 00:30:45,785 --> 00:30:48,345 I'm thinking I'm about due for a hairy ass, yeah. 320 00:30:48,487 --> 00:30:50,751 I'm in my 30s, it hasn't grown in natural yet. 321 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,255 So I think we're gonna have to do a transplant. 322 00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:54,325 Phil, can I borrow some of your back hair? 323 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,394 Yeah, like having you sit on my back? 324 00:30:56,529 --> 00:30:58,258 I'm thinking about becoming a real man. 325 00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,092 Sure, I'll lay down and you can sit on it. 326 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,861 - OK, Rake. - You ready to go? Let's do it. 327 00:31:03,002 --> 00:31:04,629 Ryan, do you shave your ass? 328 00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:08,467 Shave my... Look at me! Do I shave my ass? 329 00:31:08,608 --> 00:31:10,405 I don't know what a razor feels like. 330 00:31:10,543 --> 00:31:12,841 Apparently, you don't know what toilet paper feels like either. 331 00:31:12,979 --> 00:31:15,140 - I don't! - Make sure it's clean. 332 00:31:15,281 --> 00:31:16,873 All right, go, go, go! You gotta sit! 333 00:31:17,016 --> 00:31:19,484 - Sit! Sit! Sit! - Sit down. 334 00:31:24,523 --> 00:31:26,616 Time it, two minutes on the clock. 335 00:31:28,628 --> 00:31:30,528 - Phil, you all right down there? - Yeah. 336 00:31:30,663 --> 00:31:33,097 - Consider this a bonding experience. - Okay. 337 00:31:33,232 --> 00:31:34,563 You got about 30 seconds. 338 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,691 Well, if I can't get Phil's hair off of me, 339 00:31:36,836 --> 00:31:40,431 then, you know, I'd really rather prefer a ZZ Top beard. 340 00:31:45,344 --> 00:31:48,745 Fucking asshole! You dickhead! 341 00:31:49,248 --> 00:31:51,409 - That's not gonna come off. - No fucking shit! 342 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:53,108 That's not gonna come off. 343 00:31:53,252 --> 00:31:55,777 It's going to come off. It's going to come off. 344 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,385 You fucking, fucking pricks. 345 00:32:01,527 --> 00:32:04,052 - Okay, Dunn, stand up. - Dunn, you're up. Stand up. 346 00:32:04,196 --> 00:32:05,493 Let's see if you got some hair on your butt. 347 00:32:05,631 --> 00:32:07,963 - Ready? Go. - One, two... 348 00:32:11,871 --> 00:32:14,396 - What the hell? - Your butt looks 80 years old. 349 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:17,976 - Does it? - Somebody should iron you. 350 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,169 - Look at Phil's back. - Let me see. 351 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,406 Man, you're missing a lot of hair in there. 352 00:32:22,548 --> 00:32:24,038 But no doo-doo stains, right? 353 00:32:24,183 --> 00:32:25,616 - No. - Not so much. 354 00:32:25,751 --> 00:32:26,809 All right, good. 355 00:32:26,953 --> 00:32:28,716 Why'd you grip it like that? 356 00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:31,721 Why you biting off of Preston's steez by going...? 357 00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:36,956 Wait a minute, hold those scissors down. 358 00:32:37,096 --> 00:32:40,554 Oh, you son of a bitch. 359 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:42,759 I have a free hand. 360 00:32:45,671 --> 00:32:47,298 Hello! 361 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:50,373 - Here, I'll be like this to catch him. - All right, you catch him. 362 00:32:50,509 --> 00:32:51,908 Ryan, do you want your pants up, first? 363 00:32:52,044 --> 00:32:54,376 Catch me. Catch Knox. 364 00:32:54,513 --> 00:32:56,708 - Grab Bam. - No, keep your pants down. 365 00:32:56,849 --> 00:33:00,649 - I don't want my balls hanging out. - Ready then? Three... 366 00:33:00,786 --> 00:33:02,481 Man, this is gonna suck. 367 00:33:02,621 --> 00:33:04,987 Three, two, go. 368 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:13,393 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 369 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:16,599 Fuck me, man. 370 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,831 What a bunch of dicks. 371 00:33:19,972 --> 00:33:21,701 That's worse than Phil. 372 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:26,075 All right. Wee Man, what are you doing? 373 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,077 You take the cake, bub. 374 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,079 You won't come out that easy. 375 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:33,276 Why don't you want to glue Wee Man to Preston? 376 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:38,816 - Yes. - I should lay down, 377 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,619 and you should lay down on top of me. 378 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,024 - Woof. - Going right for it. 379 00:33:43,162 --> 00:33:44,390 Like this? 380 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:47,696 - I think like this. - No. 381 00:33:51,971 --> 00:33:53,700 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 382 00:33:53,839 --> 00:33:56,467 - A 69. - Glued into 69. 383 00:33:56,609 --> 00:33:58,702 I think that's the best way. 384 00:33:59,845 --> 00:34:02,473 Well, fucking lube him up or lube me up! 385 00:34:02,615 --> 00:34:04,708 - Let's go! - Where's the glue? 386 00:34:12,591 --> 00:34:14,582 - That's good. - OK, OK, OK! 387 00:34:14,727 --> 00:34:16,126 - Knoxville! - Sorry. 388 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,127 Asshole! 389 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,664 We're really bros now. 390 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,995 You should see it from where I'm at. 391 00:34:24,470 --> 00:34:25,903 Oh, no. 392 00:34:28,007 --> 00:34:31,966 Hold it. Two minutes! Someone time it. 393 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:36,047 Two minutes is the longest 69 I've ever fuckin' done! 394 00:34:36,182 --> 00:34:39,743 - How do you plan on un-69-ing? - I have no fucking idea. 395 00:34:39,885 --> 00:34:43,048 - I got an idea how to get him off. - Slide them down the table, this way. 396 00:34:43,189 --> 00:34:44,315 - No! - What? 397 00:34:45,057 --> 00:34:47,116 No, don't... Nicely. 398 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,022 Somebody go get me the stun gun. 399 00:34:49,161 --> 00:34:50,628 No! 400 00:34:50,763 --> 00:34:53,197 Yeah! Go get it! Get the stun gun! 401 00:34:53,332 --> 00:34:55,994 I'm pulling off! I'm pulling off! No! No! No! 402 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:58,763 That's not fucking cool! No, no! 403 00:35:01,774 --> 00:35:02,900 Fuck! 404 00:35:05,044 --> 00:35:07,308 Look at my fucking nipple! 405 00:35:09,915 --> 00:35:14,648 My fucking armpit kills! Phil, pull it off. 406 00:35:14,787 --> 00:35:18,655 - For real? Where, here? - What's this from? 407 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,122 I can't. Let Ap do it. 408 00:35:20,259 --> 00:35:23,558 - Yank it off. - Ready, ready, ready... 409 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:24,985 Stop that. 410 00:35:25,631 --> 00:35:27,462 I think that's it for Super Mighty Glue. 411 00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:29,023 I think that's it for Super Mighty Glue. 412 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:32,069 Thank God none of us had that foreskin you were talking about. 413 00:35:33,939 --> 00:35:35,736 Does anyone have foreskin? 414 00:35:35,874 --> 00:35:37,899 Anybody. Now's the time to raise your hand. 415 00:35:38,043 --> 00:35:39,032 Yeah. 416 00:35:40,913 --> 00:35:42,574 Three, two, one, go! 417 00:36:43,175 --> 00:36:45,006 Chicas. 418 00:36:48,447 --> 00:36:50,574 Sorry. I hit my wrong button. 419 00:37:05,197 --> 00:37:07,188 Give me my leg! Help! 420 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,129 Give me my leg! 421 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:14,137 That mutt's got my leg! Stop! Thief! 422 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,672 - Hey! - Where you going? 423 00:37:25,984 --> 00:37:27,451 Oh, God. 424 00:37:36,094 --> 00:37:39,757 I went to the bathroom. I have to change. 425 00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:50,200 Run, run, run run, run, run, run! 426 00:37:50,342 --> 00:37:52,810 Run, run, run, run, run! 427 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,807 Hey, man. What are you doing, man? 428 00:37:55,948 --> 00:38:00,749 I messed myself. I messed myself. 429 00:38:00,886 --> 00:38:03,354 - Can you help me? - Hell, no. You going to clean it? 430 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,947 I'm cleaning it! If you'll get off my case. 431 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,758 Hello. My name is Irving Zisman. 432 00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:12,955 This is my grandson, Murray, 433 00:38:13,098 --> 00:38:16,158 and today, we're going to go buy a scooter. 434 00:38:20,372 --> 00:38:22,499 Wow, what a lovely place. 435 00:38:26,378 --> 00:38:29,006 Good selection. 436 00:38:30,549 --> 00:38:33,916 - How you doing, sir? - Good. I'm with my grandson. 437 00:38:34,052 --> 00:38:35,212 - Oh, very nice. - Yeah. 438 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,323 - How much does this cost? - That's running about $2,000. 439 00:38:38,457 --> 00:38:40,948 Two thousand? What'd I do, break something? 440 00:38:42,227 --> 00:38:43,251 My goodness. 441 00:38:43,395 --> 00:38:45,260 What were you looking at over there, Murray? 442 00:38:45,397 --> 00:38:47,126 Just a couple of bikes down there. 443 00:38:47,266 --> 00:38:50,258 Tell me a little bit about this one here. 444 00:38:50,402 --> 00:38:52,802 This is nice. I'll put it back. 445 00:38:52,938 --> 00:38:54,428 - I'll be right back. - OK. 446 00:39:08,921 --> 00:39:10,445 Holy shit! 447 00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:20,423 Fuck. Did I hit the wrong button? 448 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:23,296 What happened? Are you OK? 449 00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:25,232 Sir, would you like me to call the paramedics? 450 00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:26,894 No, I'm fine! 451 00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:29,906 - What happened? - The old dude just took off. 452 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:35,308 Some guy just fuckin' went through the thing. 453 00:39:35,447 --> 00:39:38,041 How'd he come through here? He came through here? 454 00:39:39,117 --> 00:39:40,414 He went out that way. 455 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,019 How'd he go out that way? 456 00:39:46,491 --> 00:39:48,220 I think he's all right. 457 00:39:49,328 --> 00:39:50,590 Oh, my goodness. 458 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:00,131 Up yours! 459 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:06,942 I'm Pontius the Barbarian, 460 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:09,377 and now the day has come to slay the foul beast, 461 00:40:09,514 --> 00:40:11,482 the devil's brethren. 462 00:40:16,088 --> 00:40:19,615 Come, beast. Come meet your doom. 463 00:40:23,362 --> 00:40:26,354 Oh, you sour beast! 464 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,628 You swine of the darkness! 465 00:40:33,772 --> 00:40:36,366 I've long awaited this blood orgy, you... 466 00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:40,501 Fool! More! 467 00:40:41,513 --> 00:40:43,105 Fool! He's got me! 468 00:40:50,122 --> 00:40:52,647 Fuck! Goddamn it, get me out of here! 469 00:40:53,759 --> 00:40:54,919 Fuck! 470 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:57,051 Dude, fuck this shit. 471 00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:02,398 - What happened? - I'm fucking over it. 472 00:41:06,204 --> 00:41:09,264 - It got you good right here. - I know, it got me good a lot. 473 00:41:11,543 --> 00:41:13,977 You got bit and stung, so mission accomplished. 474 00:41:14,112 --> 00:41:16,273 I'm fucking pissed. 475 00:41:16,415 --> 00:41:18,815 What'd you think was going to happen? 476 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:24,484 Up a little. Yeah, right there. 477 00:41:27,492 --> 00:41:29,960 Oh, shit. 478 00:41:33,899 --> 00:41:36,629 We're here with BMX legend Mat Hoffman, 479 00:41:36,768 --> 00:41:38,599 and this is a Sweatsuit Cocktail. 480 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:54,813 So I guess the idea is for the sweat to dribble down 481 00:41:54,953 --> 00:41:59,515 into the funnel, into the cup. That's rinky-dink, even for us. 482 00:41:59,658 --> 00:42:02,286 That's coming right out of the ass. 483 00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:06,523 We probably need a doctor. 484 00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:10,257 You almost have a drop. 485 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:12,529 Man, it's fucking hot in this! 486 00:42:13,305 --> 00:42:15,136 Steve-O, face. 487 00:42:15,273 --> 00:42:17,104 - What's that? - Face. 488 00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:18,937 Looks like white gravy. 489 00:42:19,077 --> 00:42:21,204 Sop his face. Bring the cup down a little bit. 490 00:42:23,982 --> 00:42:26,473 - Get it, get it! - Oh, shit! 491 00:42:26,618 --> 00:42:30,349 - Is that pee-pee or sweat? - It's sweat, dude. Get it! 492 00:42:30,489 --> 00:42:32,548 Wring that out, Steve-O. 493 00:42:35,961 --> 00:42:37,826 We're losing Lance, guys. 494 00:42:37,963 --> 00:42:39,430 What? 495 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:43,029 What is...? His head's bobbing. 496 00:42:43,168 --> 00:42:47,571 Lance, you all right? I think we just broke him again. 497 00:42:54,179 --> 00:42:55,510 You OK? 498 00:42:55,647 --> 00:42:58,673 - You need the camera? - Yeah... 499 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,512 - The camera help you not get sick? - Yeah, I'm... 500 00:43:00,652 --> 00:43:02,779 All right, give him the camera so he... 501 00:43:02,921 --> 00:43:04,218 Got it? You good? 502 00:43:07,492 --> 00:43:10,120 Hey, someone follow me down the crack. 503 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:18,058 OK, here we go. 504 00:43:18,203 --> 00:43:21,604 Steve-O! Steve-O! Lord! 505 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,469 Sorry! Sorry. 506 00:43:25,610 --> 00:43:28,078 A prostate exam going on back there. 507 00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:30,340 Fuck sake, dude. 508 00:43:32,617 --> 00:43:35,609 Here, let's take this shit off and wring out the suit. 509 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:40,155 That makes me want to puke. 510 00:43:41,159 --> 00:43:44,094 This is the first cocktail you've had in two years, right? 511 00:43:44,229 --> 00:43:46,720 Yeah. Here's to good health. 512 00:43:48,633 --> 00:43:50,498 Chug that whole thing, Steve-O. 513 00:44:02,647 --> 00:44:04,444 I think the cam... 514 00:44:06,785 --> 00:44:09,049 Don't puke on that heater. 515 00:44:09,187 --> 00:44:10,518 You're puking on... 516 00:44:10,655 --> 00:44:13,522 Give me your camera. You're puking right on your lens. 517 00:44:17,262 --> 00:44:19,127 Here, we gotta like... 518 00:44:28,406 --> 00:44:31,842 We're really falling apart here. 519 00:44:31,977 --> 00:44:34,571 - Jesus. - I love you, bro. 520 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:36,704 He just puked all over his camera. 521 00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:39,146 That was the Sweatsuit Cocktail. 522 00:44:39,284 --> 00:44:41,343 - Seriously. - Yeah, brother. 523 00:44:42,687 --> 00:44:44,348 My name is Santy Claus, 524 00:44:44,489 --> 00:44:48,118 and I'm here with the Dudesons, and this is the Christmas Tree. 525 00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:49,249 Timber! 526 00:44:49,394 --> 00:44:52,420 - Santa and elf is coming down hard. - Yes! 527 00:44:54,165 --> 00:44:57,328 Santa ain't climbed a tree in quite a while. 528 00:44:57,469 --> 00:45:00,870 And, I am gonna be honest, Santa did have a couple last night. 529 00:45:01,006 --> 00:45:04,737 So... this ain't gonna feel too good. 530 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,901 I'm just here to enjoy the ride. 531 00:45:07,045 --> 00:45:09,172 How do you get started? 532 00:45:09,314 --> 00:45:11,509 - You need a hand? - F, yes! Santa needs a hand. 533 00:45:11,650 --> 00:45:14,414 I just love that they're climbing up a 40-foot tree, 534 00:45:14,552 --> 00:45:16,713 and they're gonna have a 60-foot drop and it's 535 00:45:16,855 --> 00:45:19,449 - the top of the morning. - Top of the morning to you! 536 00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:23,459 - Santa looking good! - Santa's fucking tired. 537 00:45:25,363 --> 00:45:27,729 Santa can barely hold on, so let's go. 538 00:45:29,234 --> 00:45:32,761 That was the hard part! Now comes the easy part. 539 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:34,462 Bring out the saw! 540 00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:42,937 They're letting Jarppi work the chainsaw. 541 00:45:43,081 --> 00:45:44,844 He's never touched a chainsaw before. 542 00:45:44,983 --> 00:45:48,612 He's got one thumb. How's he gonna hit the trigger? 543 00:45:48,753 --> 00:45:50,744 He's gonna have no thumbs after this. 544 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,883 You ever get scared in these moments? 545 00:45:54,893 --> 00:45:55,882 Yeah. 546 00:45:56,027 --> 00:45:59,360 Push it! Push it the other way! 547 00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:01,692 Jarppi, cut out! 548 00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:03,494 Yeah, but you got to push! 549 00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:05,500 There it goes, there it goes! 550 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,502 Timber! 551 00:46:12,677 --> 00:46:13,837 Fuck! 552 00:46:15,513 --> 00:46:17,572 Santa's coming out! Are you all right? 553 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:22,449 I fell on the tree... on my ass! 554 00:46:22,587 --> 00:46:24,179 - You fell on the tree? - Yeah. 555 00:46:24,756 --> 00:46:26,087 But you're alive. 556 00:46:27,926 --> 00:46:30,520 You good? 557 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:35,690 Santa, I think that's the only proper way to get yourself a Christmas tree. 558 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,665 With all that sleigh riding I do, 559 00:46:37,802 --> 00:46:40,464 Santa really doesn't like heights, I found out. 560 00:46:43,608 --> 00:46:46,839 I'm Danger Ehren, and this is Pin the Tail on the Donkey. 561 00:46:51,116 --> 00:46:52,105 You got it. 562 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:55,549 Let me spin you around. Spin you around. 563 00:46:58,189 --> 00:47:00,657 OK. Spread your legs. 564 00:47:03,228 --> 00:47:04,286 Tail up higher. 565 00:47:11,069 --> 00:47:12,696 - Where'd he hit you? - It didn't. 566 00:47:12,837 --> 00:47:14,634 Where the fuck do you think it hit me? 567 00:47:14,773 --> 00:47:16,570 Look, damn it! 568 00:47:17,609 --> 00:47:19,372 Put that tail on that donkey. 569 00:47:19,511 --> 00:47:21,706 OK, it's just a donkey. 570 00:47:26,851 --> 00:47:28,512 Spread legs... spread legs. 571 00:47:28,653 --> 00:47:30,211 That's good. 572 00:47:30,355 --> 00:47:31,652 Get your dick lower. 573 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:36,256 You're going good. Spread legs. 574 00:47:36,394 --> 00:47:38,055 Your walk is just amazing. 575 00:47:40,465 --> 00:47:41,932 Straight, straight. 576 00:47:43,134 --> 00:47:45,329 You're getting warm. 577 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,170 I heard that. 578 00:47:54,379 --> 00:47:57,974 It got me in the dick! It got me in the dick! 579 00:47:58,116 --> 00:48:00,346 I see the hoofprint on his ding-ding. 580 00:48:02,954 --> 00:48:06,617 Fuck! I don't want to do that anymore, if that's OK. 581 00:48:38,723 --> 00:48:40,122 Hello... 582 00:48:40,258 --> 00:48:41,657 Hello. My name is Johnny Knoxville. 583 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:46,355 We have professional football players Erik Ainge, Jared Allen, 584 00:48:46,498 --> 00:48:50,195 and our referee today, Seann William Scott. 585 00:48:50,335 --> 00:48:51,700 This is the Blindside. 586 00:48:57,876 --> 00:49:00,174 - I didn't do it, Wee Man. - I know. 587 00:49:00,311 --> 00:49:02,404 I didn't do it. Jared, why did you do that? 588 00:49:02,547 --> 00:49:05,038 I really got lost in the moment. 589 00:49:05,183 --> 00:49:07,048 Let's get this shit over with. 590 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:15,918 Blue... 24! 591 00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:18,051 Blue... 24! Hut! 592 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,561 Oh, my God. 593 00:49:31,709 --> 00:49:33,939 Looks like you didn't block him, Preston. 594 00:49:34,078 --> 00:49:37,707 You just planted me in the fucking ground! 595 00:49:40,385 --> 00:49:41,784 That felt like shit. 596 00:49:42,386 --> 00:49:45,116 Have you ever played linebacker before? 597 00:49:45,256 --> 00:49:47,986 - Years and years ago. - You think you can give it a try? 598 00:49:49,527 --> 00:49:51,586 Quickly review. What's your job? 599 00:49:51,729 --> 00:49:53,458 Murder Knoxville's face. 600 00:49:54,899 --> 00:49:57,333 - What's your job? - Catch the ball. 601 00:49:57,468 --> 00:49:59,265 - I mean... - Let's do this! 602 00:49:59,403 --> 00:50:00,734 I mean, catch the ball. 603 00:50:00,871 --> 00:50:02,600 Do you think Knoxville's gonna catch the ball? 604 00:50:02,740 --> 00:50:04,207 - Nope. - Who gives a shit? 605 00:50:08,412 --> 00:50:11,609 Hey, Jared! Don't hit me with your purse this time! 606 00:50:15,653 --> 00:50:17,780 Nice wristband, douche. 607 00:50:20,124 --> 00:50:21,284 Ten hut! 608 00:50:33,170 --> 00:50:34,467 Did I catch it? 609 00:50:34,605 --> 00:50:37,096 People don't realize football's a game of physics. 610 00:50:37,241 --> 00:50:39,072 Speed and velocity equals that. 611 00:50:46,483 --> 00:50:50,180 - Good game. See you in the showers. - Good game. See you in the showers. 612 00:50:52,923 --> 00:50:54,652 Oh, fuck! 613 00:50:56,594 --> 00:50:58,789 That was perfect. That was perfect. 614 00:51:00,631 --> 00:51:04,226 This is our friend, Will, and he has a very special bottom. 615 00:51:12,743 --> 00:51:14,472 Dude, you are one mingin' machine. 616 00:51:14,612 --> 00:51:17,012 You ready? All right, come on, dude, let's party. 617 00:51:35,332 --> 00:51:37,892 - What about the trumpet? - All right. Here he goes. 618 00:51:38,035 --> 00:51:40,299 You're bringing jazz back to the working man. 619 00:51:48,045 --> 00:51:50,707 - We're on to something here. - That's talent! 620 00:51:52,483 --> 00:51:54,348 Hey, bud, dude, can I bum a smoke? 621 00:51:59,823 --> 00:52:01,188 Wait. 622 00:52:10,668 --> 00:52:12,260 Bottoms up. 623 00:52:16,807 --> 00:52:18,798 There's shit on the end... 624 00:52:22,112 --> 00:52:23,306 Is there shit on the end? 625 00:52:23,447 --> 00:52:25,472 - There's shit on there. - Hey, look at this shit. 626 00:52:31,555 --> 00:52:33,819 I saw it. 627 00:52:37,728 --> 00:52:40,720 - That's fucking gross. - Dude, that was fucking mingin'. 628 00:52:42,299 --> 00:52:44,028 Let's get out the dart gun. 629 00:52:44,168 --> 00:52:46,693 - Yeah. - There you go. 630 00:52:46,837 --> 00:52:50,238 Luckily, we had it handy. 631 00:52:50,374 --> 00:52:53,673 - Do you want to practice? - Let's get a balloon. 632 00:52:53,811 --> 00:52:56,837 - Does it need to go down lower? - Yeah, go lower. 633 00:52:58,048 --> 00:52:59,743 You got it. You got it. 634 00:52:59,883 --> 00:53:01,441 You might want to tuck your nuts up. 635 00:53:01,585 --> 00:53:05,817 No, no, no! I think you should leave your legs just a little agape. 636 00:53:05,956 --> 00:53:08,356 Steve-O, don't get your balls in the way. You'll hurt 'em. 637 00:53:10,094 --> 00:53:11,220 - Is this sucking in? - Yeah, he's sucking in. 638 00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:15,230 - Trippin' out. - I'm seriously trippin'. 639 00:53:15,366 --> 00:53:17,766 You wanna try the longer... Hey! 640 00:53:29,313 --> 00:53:32,407 My name's Johnny Knoxville and this is Bad Dog. 641 00:53:38,055 --> 00:53:40,250 Oklahoma! Oklahoma! 642 00:53:41,859 --> 00:53:42,951 Fuck! 643 00:53:43,727 --> 00:53:45,388 Oh, my ass meat! 644 00:53:55,272 --> 00:53:58,105 That dog... is athletic. 645 00:53:59,910 --> 00:54:01,104 My ass hurts. 646 00:54:01,812 --> 00:54:05,646 Lance, can you tell I've been doing squats? 647 00:54:05,783 --> 00:54:08,411 You know, I couldn't have done this on the first... 648 00:54:09,286 --> 00:54:11,277 ...two movies, because 649 00:54:11,422 --> 00:54:14,357 I never really did squats or anything then, 650 00:54:14,491 --> 00:54:17,153 but now I've been really working out my butt and legs, 651 00:54:17,294 --> 00:54:20,559 and it gave the dog something to bite on. 652 00:54:20,697 --> 00:54:22,927 Pretty good something to bite on, if you ask me. 653 00:54:23,066 --> 00:54:24,727 Yeah. 654 00:54:26,537 --> 00:54:29,199 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the Helicockter. 655 00:54:35,579 --> 00:54:37,308 Oh, no, you're flying it. 656 00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:41,315 Yeah! 657 00:54:52,596 --> 00:54:55,326 - Throttle back, throttle back! - Throttle back! 658 00:54:56,199 --> 00:54:57,860 Throttle back. Throttle back. 659 00:55:00,470 --> 00:55:02,404 Oh, God! 660 00:55:02,539 --> 00:55:05,099 Well, so much for my aviation career. 661 00:55:05,242 --> 00:55:08,678 Oh, God. So much for my love life. 662 00:55:19,055 --> 00:55:20,044 Yo, Novak. 663 00:55:20,190 --> 00:55:23,956 - Oh, my God! - Holy fuck! 664 00:55:24,094 --> 00:55:25,857 Oh, my God! 665 00:55:27,364 --> 00:55:30,424 - Are you all right? - Oh, my God! 666 00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:33,900 Dude, you have no idea how fucking perfect that was. 667 00:55:34,037 --> 00:55:36,028 Help me up. No, not that way. 668 00:55:38,742 --> 00:55:40,937 Dude, we gotta see that shit. 669 00:55:41,077 --> 00:55:43,773 Dude, it hit so fucking hard, my face... 670 00:55:46,983 --> 00:55:49,816 - That's the brake. - Look at the weld. 671 00:55:49,953 --> 00:55:52,922 - I've had stronger silverware. - How fast does it go? 672 00:55:53,056 --> 00:55:55,923 It's kind of fast for being as cruddy as they are. 673 00:55:56,059 --> 00:55:59,460 - So you're saying he might make it. - He'll definitely make it. 674 00:55:59,596 --> 00:56:01,791 - Dude, you got this. - Nothing. 675 00:56:02,399 --> 00:56:03,661 Nothing. 676 00:56:05,602 --> 00:56:09,732 What's the furthest you've jumped a motorcycle before? 677 00:56:09,873 --> 00:56:11,932 I haven't jumped a motorcycle. 678 00:56:14,711 --> 00:56:18,010 - So this will be your record. - Yeah. I'm breaking records. 679 00:56:18,148 --> 00:56:21,584 I'm doing the Snake River Redemption and, hopefully, 680 00:56:21,718 --> 00:56:24,209 if all goes as planned, I will create a perfect rainbow, 681 00:56:24,354 --> 00:56:26,845 ending up in Wee Man's pot of gold. 682 00:56:27,490 --> 00:56:29,253 Or on Wee Man. 683 00:56:29,392 --> 00:56:30,984 - Either way. - Either way works. 684 00:56:31,127 --> 00:56:34,688 The proud owner of Wee Man's Chronic Tacos! 685 00:56:36,566 --> 00:56:40,093 At least your run-up ramp looks like a piece of microwave bacon. 686 00:56:41,171 --> 00:56:43,105 Uphill! 687 00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,571 A very patriotic, microwave bacon. 688 00:56:45,709 --> 00:56:47,677 Just aim for the fucking leprechaun. 689 00:56:47,811 --> 00:56:50,075 I'm gonna try and take out the leprechaun. 690 00:56:50,213 --> 00:56:52,943 - Land in the gold. - Steal his gold. 691 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:56,917 Whatever. Let's fucking get it over with and go have some fucking tacos! 692 00:57:18,475 --> 00:57:19,703 Shit! 693 00:57:21,311 --> 00:57:23,074 - Fuck yeah! - You all right? 694 00:57:28,952 --> 00:57:30,817 You OK? 695 00:57:30,954 --> 00:57:32,478 We got a Dunn down! 696 00:57:37,761 --> 00:57:39,661 You done good! 697 00:57:39,796 --> 00:57:41,263 That was fucking awesome. 698 00:57:41,398 --> 00:57:43,161 That was awesome, Dunn! 699 00:57:45,902 --> 00:57:49,030 Dude, that thing is squirrelly as shit! 700 00:57:49,172 --> 00:57:51,231 That was so amazing! 701 00:57:51,374 --> 00:57:54,969 I think it's time for a Wee Man's Chronic Taco replay. 702 00:58:03,186 --> 00:58:05,051 Redemption is made! 703 00:58:09,726 --> 00:58:12,490 I'm Preston Lacy, and this is the Apple of My Ass. 704 00:58:14,864 --> 00:58:16,798 - Want me to put it in, P? - Put her in. 705 00:58:16,933 --> 00:58:17,922 Help me out, O. 706 00:58:18,068 --> 00:58:20,195 - What about the apple? - I got it. 707 00:58:23,506 --> 00:58:26,100 - Is it in there pretty good? - I think so. I think so. 708 00:58:26,242 --> 00:58:28,005 - A little deeper. - I can make it fit way better. 709 00:58:28,144 --> 00:58:30,704 - A little deeper. - What? 710 00:58:30,847 --> 00:58:33,839 - Hold it open, I'll put it in. - There we go. That's in good. 711 00:58:33,983 --> 00:58:36,349 - Oh, Steve-O. - My balls. 712 00:58:39,889 --> 00:58:42,084 Hold on. 713 00:58:42,225 --> 00:58:44,216 You don't like apple and peanut butter? 714 00:58:47,330 --> 00:58:49,127 - Bring in Bob. - Come on, Bob! 715 00:58:49,265 --> 00:58:51,699 Oh, don't bring in Bob. 716 00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:53,700 - Come on, Bob. - Oh, my God. 717 00:58:53,837 --> 00:58:56,203 - Make him work for it. - Come on, Bob. 718 00:58:56,339 --> 00:58:58,500 - Poor Bob. - Come on, Bob. 719 00:58:58,641 --> 00:59:00,006 - Get it, Bob. - He smells. 720 00:59:00,143 --> 00:59:02,703 Come on, Bobby. Bob-Bob. Bob-Bob. 721 00:59:02,846 --> 00:59:04,973 - The old forbidden fruit. - Come on, Bob. 722 00:59:06,783 --> 00:59:08,978 - The Garden of Eatin'. - Come on, Bob! 723 00:59:09,119 --> 00:59:10,711 Grip it, grip it. 724 00:59:14,257 --> 00:59:16,122 Bob. 725 00:59:18,528 --> 00:59:20,189 He really got in there. 726 00:59:20,330 --> 00:59:21,319 Oh, he's going back for more. 727 00:59:21,464 --> 00:59:23,625 Don't move. He's going back for more. 728 00:59:23,766 --> 00:59:25,529 Good, baby. 729 00:59:25,668 --> 00:59:27,295 Put it back in there? OK. 730 00:59:28,104 --> 00:59:32,700 - Is that Bob? - Oh, man. 731 00:59:32,842 --> 00:59:33,900 It's in there! 732 00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:39,639 It's still in there! Get back down there! 733 00:59:39,782 --> 00:59:41,249 Get back down. It's still in. 734 00:59:41,384 --> 00:59:47,050 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 735 00:59:51,161 --> 00:59:53,891 - Can I move this? - Still have an apple in your ass? 736 00:59:54,030 --> 00:59:55,190 Got it out. 737 01:00:00,336 --> 01:00:02,133 Why did you do that, Jeff? 738 01:00:06,943 --> 01:00:10,344 See, Bob? I told you it's not that hard to get into a movie. 739 01:00:43,245 --> 01:00:45,372 - You got it? - Oh, no! 740 01:00:52,588 --> 01:00:55,421 I was checking out my new haircut in the mirror. 741 01:00:55,558 --> 01:00:58,049 I was talking to Wee Man over there, then I heard a... 742 01:00:58,194 --> 01:01:00,719 I'm like, "What was that?" "I know what that was." 743 01:01:00,863 --> 01:01:02,490 Kinda hurt my nose. 744 01:01:05,868 --> 01:01:08,666 It's like way, way up in my brain. 745 01:01:10,606 --> 01:01:12,938 Me and the boys are about to do a little Duck Hunting. 746 01:01:17,213 --> 01:01:19,613 - Pull! - Oh, shit! 747 01:01:25,788 --> 01:01:27,983 You guys all right? 748 01:01:28,123 --> 01:01:32,219 - What did Andy do? - He got fucked up. 749 01:01:32,361 --> 01:01:35,228 - Our timing was off. - I don't know. When we jumped, 750 01:01:35,364 --> 01:01:38,959 somehow I got under him, he got on top of me, and he landed on me. 751 01:01:39,101 --> 01:01:41,968 His head smashed me. 752 01:01:42,104 --> 01:01:43,571 - I'm shaking. - It hurt so bad. 753 01:01:43,706 --> 01:01:46,197 - Got hit too. - That looked hilarious. 754 01:01:46,342 --> 01:01:48,173 Now it's Parks's turn, 755 01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:51,575 and this duck's got a little more meat on him. 756 01:01:53,482 --> 01:01:54,779 Pull! 757 01:02:01,123 --> 01:02:05,651 We lit him the fuck up. Oh, my God! 758 01:02:10,899 --> 01:02:13,265 I got welted. 759 01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:17,502 It's like fuckin' falling into a bees'nest. 760 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,336 - Holy crap! - We killed Quack Quack. 761 01:02:20,476 --> 01:02:22,603 - My whole back stings. - Does it? 762 01:02:23,579 --> 01:02:25,638 Yeah, ten, 11 right there, and that one. 763 01:02:25,981 --> 01:02:28,950 All right. So let's reload. Get Dunn on there. 764 01:02:30,185 --> 01:02:34,554 Looks like Dunn's up next. Ready, C-sucker? 765 01:02:36,425 --> 01:02:38,120 This one's a gobbler for sure. 766 01:02:41,196 --> 01:02:42,424 Pull! 767 01:02:57,746 --> 01:02:59,907 Good fucking God! 768 01:03:00,049 --> 01:03:04,042 I gotta give it to Paul Bunyan's 40-foot fucking cartwheel. 769 01:03:05,621 --> 01:03:09,717 You look like Buck Rogers going through time, you know. 770 01:03:09,858 --> 01:03:13,419 Yeah, I felt like I was in the air for a fortnight. 771 01:03:19,268 --> 01:03:20,667 Oh, my God. 772 01:03:22,938 --> 01:03:24,405 Jump out! 773 01:03:36,618 --> 01:03:38,518 I told you I was gonna fucking clear it. 774 01:03:42,758 --> 01:03:45,158 That fucking just happened, didn't it? 775 01:03:47,629 --> 01:03:49,563 Hello. My name is Irving Zisman. 776 01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:51,757 This is my wife and granddaughter, 777 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:55,199 and today I'm a Really Bad Grandpa. 778 01:03:55,337 --> 01:03:57,897 No, you're not, Grandpa. You're the best. 779 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,941 - Irving! - Sorry, baby. 780 01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:25,993 Sorry. 781 01:04:26,134 --> 01:04:28,068 Sorry, man, sorry. 782 01:04:31,072 --> 01:04:33,973 Excuse me, homeboy, can you take our picture? 783 01:04:34,109 --> 01:04:36,771 - I'm sorry to bother you. - No problem. 784 01:04:36,911 --> 01:04:38,208 I'm so... 785 01:04:42,817 --> 01:04:47,277 Sorry. Thank you, buddy. OK? 786 01:04:47,422 --> 01:04:50,880 - You know what? I'm gonna pass. - You just hit the button there. 787 01:04:51,025 --> 01:04:55,519 I'm going to pass on that. Are you underage? 788 01:04:55,663 --> 01:04:58,996 No. This is my granddaughter. She's of age. She's 19. 789 01:04:59,134 --> 01:05:01,125 Sir, you shouldn't be kissing your granddaughter, 790 01:05:01,269 --> 01:05:03,066 slapping your granddaughter's ass like that, sir. 791 01:05:03,204 --> 01:05:04,865 - She's of age. - You can go to jail for that. 792 01:05:05,006 --> 01:05:07,566 I don't... I'm trying. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 793 01:05:07,709 --> 01:05:09,700 You shouldn't be doing that to your granddaughter. 794 01:05:09,844 --> 01:05:13,712 - What are you doing? - Honey, I don't even know this man. 795 01:05:13,848 --> 01:05:17,215 I don't care. You're with your granddaughter. That's terrible! 796 01:05:17,352 --> 01:05:20,116 - I've never seen anything like it... - This is my wife. 797 01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:24,123 - This is your wife? - Yes. Honey, I'm sorry. 798 01:05:24,259 --> 01:05:26,727 Don't bother coming home tonight! OK? Don't bother. 799 01:05:26,861 --> 01:05:29,989 Honey! God. Jesus. 800 01:05:30,131 --> 01:05:32,656 - Why would you...? - Go talk to her. 801 01:05:32,801 --> 01:05:34,860 Excuse me. I have my own problems. 802 01:05:35,970 --> 01:05:36,994 Honey! 803 01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:11,238 It's time to find out if music calms the wild beast. 804 01:06:11,372 --> 01:06:13,499 I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is the Ram Jam. 805 01:06:17,045 --> 01:06:18,137 Soothing? 806 01:06:19,614 --> 01:06:21,377 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 807 01:06:23,651 --> 01:06:25,243 He's already looking at me. 808 01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:35,393 Can you just go over there until I get in here, buddy? Jesus. 809 01:06:43,271 --> 01:06:45,262 You better hurry up. He's looking at me. 810 01:06:45,406 --> 01:06:49,809 - He looks beguiled. - He's like, "Are these guys stupid?" 811 01:06:49,944 --> 01:06:52,845 - He doesn't like what he sees, though. - Hey, little baby. 812 01:06:55,016 --> 01:06:56,916 That was good. 813 01:06:57,051 --> 01:06:59,815 - Play some music! Play some music! - You're toast. 814 01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:15,096 - Steve-O, help him! - Play some music! 815 01:07:16,437 --> 01:07:17,961 Steve-O, help him! 816 01:07:22,844 --> 01:07:24,436 Get it over here, Dunn! 817 01:07:24,579 --> 01:07:26,604 Go help him, Steve-O! 818 01:07:26,748 --> 01:07:28,909 - Save your bro! - Help him, Steve-O! 819 01:07:32,587 --> 01:07:35,021 - Play! - Steve-O! 820 01:07:35,156 --> 01:07:36,384 Play the trumpet! 821 01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:44,721 - Yeah, there you go. - Just you, Steve-O. 822 01:07:54,342 --> 01:07:56,207 Maybe we used the wrong instruments. 823 01:07:56,344 --> 01:07:58,676 So you think music calmed the wild beast? 824 01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:00,804 Not at all, man, not at all. 825 01:08:00,949 --> 01:08:02,109 I don't think so, either. 826 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,649 Here we go. 827 01:08:08,089 --> 01:08:10,057 You guys look like idiots. 828 01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,152 Ready? 829 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:15,955 Fore! 830 01:08:27,342 --> 01:08:29,572 - You all right? - Yeah. 831 01:08:29,711 --> 01:08:31,975 - Did you take it in the neck? - Yeah. 832 01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:34,581 Oh, my God, dude! 833 01:08:34,716 --> 01:08:36,980 You took it in the Adam's apple. 834 01:08:43,124 --> 01:08:48,118 - Hi, Spike. - Ehren McGhehey. Travis Bickle. 835 01:08:48,262 --> 01:08:52,198 - He's got a tooth that we need out. - I need it out. 836 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:56,360 I need it because you need it. Whatever you need, I need. 837 01:08:56,504 --> 01:08:58,369 - Let's get it out. - We need it together. 838 01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:03,943 You wanna walk the walk, you gotta talk the talk, 839 01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:06,205 or no one will take you seriously. 840 01:09:06,347 --> 01:09:08,110 Dr. Pontius? Dr. Dunn? 841 01:09:08,249 --> 01:09:10,774 - Can we do this? - Finally! 842 01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:12,977 Tie him up and let's do it. 843 01:09:13,121 --> 01:09:14,588 Sit down. 844 01:09:15,723 --> 01:09:16,985 Relax. 845 01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:22,525 - Take it easy. - Relax. 846 01:09:23,131 --> 01:09:25,861 You know why this happened. 847 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,130 Flossing is just as important as brushing. 848 01:09:30,271 --> 01:09:32,967 So what we're going to do is extract Ehren's crooked tooth 849 01:09:33,107 --> 01:09:35,541 and then we're gonna replant it, just like you would a tree. 850 01:09:35,676 --> 01:09:38,270 - But straight. - But straight. 851 01:09:38,413 --> 01:09:41,348 I'm Danger Ehren, and this is the Lamborghini Tooth Pull. 852 01:09:43,151 --> 01:09:46,917 Here's the good news: What you're doing is stupid. 853 01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:48,386 So you got that going. 854 01:09:48,523 --> 01:09:50,218 Get in the Lambo, shitbird! 855 01:09:50,358 --> 01:09:53,225 This is gonna suck. 856 01:09:53,361 --> 01:09:57,092 Did your barber tell you to do this? He seems like he's full of bad ideas. 857 01:09:59,434 --> 01:10:00,594 Are you stoked? 858 01:10:01,836 --> 01:10:03,827 It's a Lamborghini. 859 01:10:06,774 --> 01:10:08,708 Listen to that thing. 860 01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:12,904 - Open your eyes wide. - Look at that bad-ass Lamborghini. 861 01:10:15,516 --> 01:10:16,744 Yeah! 862 01:10:21,322 --> 01:10:22,721 God! 863 01:10:26,661 --> 01:10:29,357 - Way to go! - Fuckin' deuce! 864 01:10:29,497 --> 01:10:30,828 Victory. 865 01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:36,601 I wish I could say that didn't suck. 866 01:10:36,737 --> 01:10:39,262 - Oh, my God! - You look terrible! 867 01:10:41,676 --> 01:10:43,940 Is it gone? Is it gone? It hurt! 868 01:10:44,879 --> 01:10:47,712 - Oh, my God! - You did good. 869 01:10:47,849 --> 01:10:50,010 You did good. You did good. 870 01:10:50,151 --> 01:10:53,086 Man, that hurt me. Not really. 871 01:10:53,221 --> 01:10:54,552 Let me see, Ehren. 872 01:10:54,689 --> 01:10:58,648 - What'd it feel like? - It hurt like a... 873 01:10:58,793 --> 01:11:01,091 - What was that? - I don't know. 874 01:11:01,229 --> 01:11:04,164 - What... Are you crying? - You're pulling my tooth. 875 01:11:04,765 --> 01:11:06,700 We already pulled your tooth. We're not "pulling" your tooth. 876 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:07,826 We already pulled your tooth. We're not "pulling" your tooth. 877 01:11:08,802 --> 01:11:10,429 The tooth is officially pulled. 878 01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:13,966 Ehren, remember how I said I could replant the tooth? 879 01:11:14,107 --> 01:11:16,905 - Yeah. - That story wasn't true. 880 01:11:20,113 --> 01:11:22,104 I'm sorry. 881 01:11:22,249 --> 01:11:23,739 - Oh, my God. - It was a story. 882 01:11:23,884 --> 01:11:25,351 We were trying to build up your confidence. 883 01:11:25,485 --> 01:11:26,611 That hurts. 884 01:11:28,855 --> 01:11:30,618 A lot of doctors... dentists... 885 01:11:30,757 --> 01:11:32,315 I don't really consider them real doctors. 886 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:36,452 They think they're God, you know? Not me. 887 01:11:38,064 --> 01:11:39,258 Satan. 888 01:12:23,643 --> 01:12:25,201 Yeah, he's soaked. 889 01:13:04,718 --> 01:13:06,151 You fucking... 890 01:13:22,569 --> 01:13:24,230 How much piss do you have?! 891 01:13:24,371 --> 01:13:27,238 Dudes, I'm telling you, I drank a dozen of them things. 892 01:13:28,408 --> 01:13:31,400 All I got to say is, Tremaine told me to do this. 893 01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:56,201 Ap and Phil just arrived in Los Angeles. 894 01:13:56,336 --> 01:13:57,963 As soon as they check in their hotel room, 895 01:13:58,104 --> 01:14:01,232 there's gonna be a gorilla in there, aka Chris Pontius, 896 01:14:01,374 --> 01:14:04,707 and the trainer here, Will, who's gonna try to tame him 897 01:14:04,844 --> 01:14:06,277 but it's gonna go horribly wrong. 898 01:14:06,413 --> 01:14:09,280 Basically, all hell's gonna break loose. 899 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:11,407 It's gonna be a blood orgy. 900 01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:35,534 My goodness. 901 01:14:59,733 --> 01:15:01,394 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 902 01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:05,368 No, no, no, no! It's OK! This is Samson. 903 01:15:05,505 --> 01:15:08,599 Just don't make eye contact. Samson, down. Be quiet. 904 01:15:08,742 --> 01:15:11,074 He's a good boy. If he wants to be a good boy, he's a good boy. 905 01:15:11,211 --> 01:15:12,644 Just don't make any sudden movements. 906 01:15:12,779 --> 01:15:15,680 Don't make eye contact with him. Samson... 907 01:15:21,054 --> 01:15:22,612 I'm getting my whip! 908 01:15:25,391 --> 01:15:26,289 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Get out of here! 909 01:15:26,325 --> 01:15:29,055 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Get out of here! 910 01:15:33,699 --> 01:15:35,792 Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 911 01:15:35,935 --> 01:15:40,838 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Samson! - Jesus Christ. What the hell was that? 912 01:15:40,973 --> 01:15:43,237 - There's a trainer... - It's out! It's out! 913 01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:45,469 What happened to Phil? 914 01:15:45,611 --> 01:15:48,079 - The trainer will get him. - He said be quiet. 915 01:15:48,214 --> 01:15:49,704 Sam, Sam... 916 01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:51,544 Oh, my God. I never saw a gorilla before. 917 01:15:51,684 --> 01:15:53,675 - He's tame. - He just wrecked the whole room. 918 01:15:53,819 --> 01:15:55,514 - There's a fucking trainer. - Big deal! 919 01:15:55,655 --> 01:15:59,022 - Did this go wrong or something? - Kind of. 920 01:15:59,158 --> 01:16:00,682 What was supposed to happen? 921 01:16:00,826 --> 01:16:03,556 - He's like the trainer... - Oh, so what? 922 01:16:03,696 --> 01:16:05,061 He seems all right now. 923 01:16:05,197 --> 01:16:08,098 Was this supposed to be just fun or something? 924 01:16:08,234 --> 01:16:11,328 He wants to go back in the room. Do you have the key to that room? 925 01:16:11,470 --> 01:16:13,097 - Yeah. - Give me the key. 926 01:16:13,239 --> 01:16:15,503 - Give me the key. - My husband's in there somewhere. 927 01:16:15,641 --> 01:16:17,108 Is Phil OK? Is Phil out here? 928 01:16:17,243 --> 01:16:19,837 - I shit myself! - What? Where is he? 929 01:16:19,979 --> 01:16:22,311 - I had to take a mean shit. - There's a gorilla. 930 01:16:22,448 --> 01:16:25,042 I know. I had to take a mean shit. It was coming out. 931 01:16:25,184 --> 01:16:28,119 Hear it? It's all juicy. I had to do it. 932 01:16:28,254 --> 01:16:32,987 - Phil, you are mingin'. - I know. I had to. 933 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:35,923 I need this thing off. I can't breathe. I need this off. 934 01:16:36,062 --> 01:16:39,520 Is that a person? That's a frickin' person. 935 01:16:39,665 --> 01:16:41,860 - It's Pontius, dipshit! - Is that a person? 936 01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:43,730 Is that a... 937 01:16:43,869 --> 01:16:46,394 Oh, my God! I can't believe it! 938 01:16:47,673 --> 01:16:49,664 Did you almost have a heart attack? 939 01:16:49,809 --> 01:16:52,209 Oh, my God. 940 01:16:56,515 --> 01:16:59,541 - I'm so glad you're fake. - Welcome to L.A. 941 01:16:59,685 --> 01:17:01,744 Phil's in there shittin'. 942 01:17:01,887 --> 01:17:04,287 - Get... - It scared the shit out of Phil. 943 01:17:06,192 --> 01:17:07,386 All right. 944 01:17:09,028 --> 01:17:11,019 - That's a good one. - Get it! Go! Go! 945 01:17:17,737 --> 01:17:19,068 Holy shit! 946 01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,801 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville, 947 01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:27,139 and today I'm an Invisible Man. 948 01:17:36,622 --> 01:17:38,249 You ready? 949 01:17:39,859 --> 01:17:41,053 OK. 950 01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,097 Take him around again. 951 01:17:56,008 --> 01:17:57,908 Am I still invisible? 952 01:18:01,414 --> 01:18:03,075 I hate when they do that. 953 01:18:05,251 --> 01:18:06,377 Fuck me. 954 01:18:12,892 --> 01:18:14,826 Where'd Knoxville go? 955 01:18:15,728 --> 01:18:17,059 He's up ahead. 956 01:18:18,164 --> 01:18:20,029 Is he close? Oh, fuck! 957 01:18:24,970 --> 01:18:26,232 Open the gate! 958 01:18:30,309 --> 01:18:32,777 That was fucking insane. 959 01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:36,940 - No, he landed bad. - He really fell a little bit there. 960 01:18:37,083 --> 01:18:40,678 - Oh, Jesus. - You OK, Johnny? 961 01:18:40,820 --> 01:18:44,881 Dude, that was a total neck-breaker. I think it jarred his head. 962 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:47,254 - Get the money shot? - Oh, yeah, dude. 963 01:18:47,393 --> 01:18:49,452 Look at the feet mark on top of the tree. 964 01:18:49,595 --> 01:18:50,789 Yeah, look it... 965 01:18:53,332 --> 01:18:56,233 - I got ups. Oh, yeah. - Yeah, you did. 966 01:18:56,368 --> 01:19:00,236 - You were over the rainbow. - I was over the rainbow. 967 01:19:02,274 --> 01:19:05,766 So, in this trailer, we have a false floor 968 01:19:05,911 --> 01:19:08,971 with an 1 1-foot-deep pit we dug 969 01:19:09,115 --> 01:19:10,810 and filled with rubber snakes. 970 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:14,044 And Bam thinks he's gonna be doing a prank on Jeff, 971 01:19:14,186 --> 01:19:15,813 who's sitting in front of the trailer. 972 01:19:15,955 --> 01:19:19,447 But he's gonna be falling into that pit, and when he does, 973 01:19:19,592 --> 01:19:20,718 Mr. David Weathers... 974 01:19:22,895 --> 01:19:27,093 ...has a few hundred live snakes we're gonna throw in there with him. 975 01:19:29,835 --> 01:19:31,860 Bam really hates snakes, too. 976 01:19:32,004 --> 01:19:35,838 This may be the first time Bam cries in the film. 977 01:19:36,675 --> 01:19:38,165 - You ready? - Yeah. 978 01:19:38,310 --> 01:19:40,835 - All right. - You want to...? 979 01:19:40,980 --> 01:19:43,073 Tremaine's in a very vulnerable spot. 980 01:19:43,215 --> 01:19:45,240 I think it's time for Rocky. 981 01:19:45,384 --> 01:19:47,409 I think it's Rocky 4, I believe. 982 01:19:47,553 --> 01:19:50,386 Either way, he's getting punched in the face. 983 01:19:50,523 --> 01:19:52,491 Be quiet. 984 01:20:05,137 --> 01:20:06,729 Oh, fuck! 985 01:20:06,872 --> 01:20:08,533 Fucking fuck. 986 01:20:12,077 --> 01:20:13,408 No! 987 01:20:13,546 --> 01:20:16,606 Are they real? Get me the fuck out of here. 988 01:20:17,783 --> 01:20:21,082 You cocksuckers. Dude, get me out, man. 989 01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:23,484 - They're not real, dude. - What happened? 990 01:20:28,427 --> 01:20:31,157 - I want out, man. - Bam. Bam. 991 01:20:31,297 --> 01:20:34,095 What, what?! Don't do this to me! 992 01:20:34,233 --> 01:20:38,499 Yo, seriously, get me out! Get me the fuck out now! 993 01:20:38,637 --> 01:20:41,162 Now! Get me out now! 994 01:20:41,307 --> 01:20:44,299 Dude, stop, stop, stop! 995 01:20:44,443 --> 01:20:46,035 Oh, Jesus. I'm stepping back for this one. 996 01:20:46,178 --> 01:20:47,907 Dude, stop fucking with me! 997 01:20:48,047 --> 01:20:52,609 - Hey, Bam. - Dude, I fucking hate you guys. 998 01:20:52,751 --> 01:20:56,243 - Dimitry, please! Please! - Is he crying? 999 01:20:56,388 --> 01:20:57,912 - Please! Please! - He's really crying. 1000 01:20:58,057 --> 01:21:01,584 Tremaine, you motherfucker! Get me out now! 1001 01:21:03,329 --> 01:21:06,321 It's not funny. It's not funny! 1002 01:21:06,465 --> 01:21:09,866 It's not funny? I'm gonna argue with you on that one, Bam. 1003 01:21:10,002 --> 01:21:11,526 You fucking assholes! 1004 01:21:11,670 --> 01:21:13,535 - Get him out. - Get me out. 1005 01:21:13,672 --> 01:21:15,139 Get me out. 1006 01:21:19,945 --> 01:21:22,209 You can't do that to me, man. 1007 01:21:24,216 --> 01:21:26,616 Sorry, bud. 1008 01:21:26,752 --> 01:21:29,346 Dude, that is the worst fear I could ever imagine. 1009 01:21:29,488 --> 01:21:32,787 You fucking, dick-sucking, fucking, asshole 1010 01:21:32,925 --> 01:21:34,893 motherfuckers just did that to me. 1011 01:21:37,129 --> 01:21:39,120 Look at the snake tracks on his back. 1012 01:21:39,265 --> 01:21:41,495 You have snake marks on your back. 1013 01:21:46,972 --> 01:21:49,167 - Oh, my God. - That one is so big! 1014 01:21:49,308 --> 01:21:52,471 That looks like hell in there. 1015 01:21:52,611 --> 01:21:56,138 That was fucking terrifying. I can't think of anything more terrifying 1016 01:21:56,282 --> 01:21:59,251 than that, that just happened right now. 1017 01:21:59,385 --> 01:22:01,546 Well, you're welcome, man. 1018 01:22:04,123 --> 01:22:05,988 Fucking cocksucker. 1019 01:22:07,626 --> 01:22:11,255 Your voice definitely did have different nuances to it 1020 01:22:11,397 --> 01:22:14,992 when you were hollering out for... getting out of there. 1021 01:22:15,134 --> 01:22:16,931 Stop it, man! 1022 01:22:17,069 --> 01:22:20,061 Fuck, man! You're gonna make me have heart... Seriously... 1023 01:22:20,205 --> 01:22:24,869 Thank God I'm leaving at three today. I am counting down the minutes. 1024 01:22:25,010 --> 01:22:29,470 Seriously. With fucking David Weathers around. 1025 01:22:29,615 --> 01:22:32,209 I'm gonna see if there's a one-hour-earlier flight. 1026 01:23:20,966 --> 01:23:24,424 Most people don't like the idea of being covered in dog shit, 1027 01:23:24,570 --> 01:23:28,062 but that doesn't bother me nearly as much as, like, 1028 01:23:28,207 --> 01:23:31,176 rollercoasters and bungee jumping. 1029 01:23:31,310 --> 01:23:33,403 I just can't do that shit, man. 1030 01:23:33,545 --> 01:23:35,706 That's why this is gonna be fantastic. 1031 01:23:36,815 --> 01:23:39,283 It's basically like a poo coaster. 1032 01:23:39,418 --> 01:23:42,512 - You have really irrational fears. - I know. 1033 01:23:42,654 --> 01:23:45,179 "Cast me out to sea with sharks, I don't care." 1034 01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:48,350 "Put a hook through my cheek. But I'm not bungee diving." 1035 01:23:48,494 --> 01:23:49,791 What the fuck? 1036 01:23:52,431 --> 01:23:54,296 Oh, my God. 1037 01:23:55,634 --> 01:23:56,931 Come here, dude. 1038 01:23:58,637 --> 01:24:00,298 I'm trying. 1039 01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:03,374 - What's the problem? - It fuckin' stinks like sh... 1040 01:24:03,509 --> 01:24:04,942 ...shit. 1041 01:24:05,077 --> 01:24:08,535 I think it's about ten years ago today that I was doing 1042 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:11,615 the first Poo Cocktail and now you're taking the reins 1043 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:13,843 and taking it to a whole other level. 1044 01:24:13,986 --> 01:24:16,546 - Yep. - You look pretty happy about it. 1045 01:24:16,688 --> 01:24:18,986 Hey, let's get me down pretty fucking quick after this. 1046 01:24:19,124 --> 01:24:22,719 I'm gonna be so claustrophobic, it's gonna be ridiculous. 1047 01:24:22,861 --> 01:24:24,795 - Do you have claustrophobia? - Yeah. 1048 01:24:24,930 --> 01:24:27,228 Just relax and enjoy your shit. 1049 01:24:30,002 --> 01:24:32,994 I'm Steve-O, and this is the Poo Cocktail Supreme. 1050 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:39,237 All right. Good luck. 1051 01:24:43,449 --> 01:24:45,747 - You ready, Steve-O? - No. 1052 01:24:50,856 --> 01:24:53,723 Order up! Poo Cocktail Supreme! 1053 01:24:58,931 --> 01:25:00,330 Oh, shit! 1054 01:25:23,222 --> 01:25:24,746 Oh, shit! 1055 01:25:39,838 --> 01:25:40,827 He's puking! 1056 01:25:47,045 --> 01:25:48,171 Fucking gross. 1057 01:25:49,781 --> 01:25:51,908 What's wrong with you, Bam? 1058 01:25:54,586 --> 01:25:56,952 Oh, my God, dude. 1059 01:25:57,089 --> 01:25:58,647 Are you OK, Steve-O? 1060 01:25:58,790 --> 01:26:00,121 Oh, my God! 1061 01:26:00,259 --> 01:26:03,285 It's gonna be ugly. I don't know if you wanna see this. 1062 01:26:06,265 --> 01:26:09,257 Oh, my God! Oh, Jesus. 1063 01:26:10,669 --> 01:26:13,900 - Help him out of there! - Let him out! 1064 01:26:14,039 --> 01:26:15,631 I'm ready... 1065 01:26:21,513 --> 01:26:22,707 Oh, my God. 1066 01:26:22,848 --> 01:26:24,679 Jump in that lake right now. 1067 01:26:24,816 --> 01:26:26,545 Oh, my God! 1068 01:26:26,685 --> 01:26:28,448 Oh, my God. 1069 01:26:39,698 --> 01:26:40,960 Jesus! 1070 01:26:44,369 --> 01:26:46,360 Oh, God, it's so gross. 1071 01:26:49,942 --> 01:26:53,969 This is the kind of extreme shit that those extreme dudes don't even think of. 1072 01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:01,944 That had it all. That had danger. It had shit. 1073 01:27:02,087 --> 01:27:06,456 It had puke. That's what this show is all about. 1074 01:27:07,726 --> 01:27:09,591 And sex appeal. 1075 01:27:13,332 --> 01:27:15,698 All right, fellas, we're gonna play a little game called 1076 01:27:15,834 --> 01:27:17,825 Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife. 1077 01:27:17,970 --> 01:27:22,430 And I'm pretty sure something sucky's gonna happen when I push this. 1078 01:27:22,574 --> 01:27:26,670 So would you guys rather listen to Steve-O's rap album, 1079 01:27:26,812 --> 01:27:29,872 - or have me push this plunger? - Push the plunger! 1080 01:27:31,483 --> 01:27:34,008 All right, let's end this turkey. 1081 01:27:34,853 --> 01:27:37,253 Glasses on! Goggles on! 1082 01:27:37,389 --> 01:27:41,553 Hello. My name's Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to end this movie. 1083 01:27:43,662 --> 01:27:44,890 What? 1084 01:29:45,149 --> 01:29:47,913 Oh, my God! I don't believe... Can you believe this? 1085 01:29:48,052 --> 01:29:50,179 I don't understand what the hell they're doing. 1086 01:29:50,321 --> 01:29:53,620 I mean, it looks more like a riptide to me. Don't you think so? 1087 01:29:53,758 --> 01:29:56,556 This is ridiculous. Now wait just a second. 1088 01:29:56,694 --> 01:29:59,026 - How...? Is this the way you make... - Rip Taylor! 1089 01:29:59,163 --> 01:30:01,654 Shut up yourself! I'm just fed up. 1090 01:30:01,799 --> 01:30:03,596 Who's the fat guy in the Speedo? 1091 01:30:03,735 --> 01:30:05,999 Look in the mirr... Oh, my God. 1092 01:30:06,137 --> 01:30:10,801 Look in the mirror. A grown man. And they did it. 1093 01:30:11,876 --> 01:30:13,935 And I can't believe all the confetti. 1094 01:30:14,078 --> 01:30:17,639 And don't forget... Jackass 3D. 1095 01:30:18,616 --> 01:30:20,516 - 3D! - Thank you. 1096 01:30:20,651 --> 01:30:22,642 No tongue! No tongue! 1097 01:30:23,354 --> 01:30:24,685 No tongue! 1098 01:30:25,490 --> 01:30:26,787 No tongue! 1099 01:30:59,557 --> 01:31:03,550 I'm Danger Ehren, and that was the Lamborghini Tooth Pull. 1100 01:31:03,694 --> 01:31:05,753 - We're not using that. - I don't care. 1101 01:31:09,734 --> 01:31:11,827 Now we are using that. 1102 01:31:30,455 --> 01:31:32,480 Dude! 1103 01:31:32,623 --> 01:31:36,855 I was joking. You just broke Jeff's cam... You broke your camera. 1104 01:31:59,617 --> 01:32:01,016 Fucker! 1105 01:32:03,287 --> 01:32:05,152 Fuck, OK, you got me, dude. 1106 01:32:07,992 --> 01:32:11,325 Bro-zilian, take two, mark. 1107 01:32:17,568 --> 01:32:19,399 Dude! Dude! Cut the... 1108 01:32:19,537 --> 01:32:23,871 Dude, I will fucking punch you in the face, dude! Stop it. 1109 01:32:31,716 --> 01:32:33,946 Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1110 01:32:38,656 --> 01:32:40,317 Oh, don't be a sissy. 1111 01:32:41,726 --> 01:32:43,921 Three, two, one, go! 1112 01:32:48,466 --> 01:32:51,264 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 1113 01:32:58,776 --> 01:32:59,936 Cut! 1114 01:33:06,217 --> 01:33:07,684 My name is Eddie Barbanell, 1115 01:33:07,818 --> 01:33:10,548 and this is some bullshit with a plunger. 1116 01:33:10,688 --> 01:33:12,087 Preston, move your ass. 1117 01:33:24,569 --> 01:33:26,366 Come back here! 1118 01:33:30,374 --> 01:33:31,773 This bruise looks old. 1119 01:33:31,909 --> 01:33:35,208 Yeah, there's been a lot of stuff going on back there. 1120 01:33:35,980 --> 01:33:37,914 That's an official break. 1121 01:33:38,049 --> 01:33:40,711 Jeez. That's so gnarly. 1122 01:33:40,851 --> 01:33:42,785 That's some serious bragging rights, right there. 1123 01:33:43,988 --> 01:33:45,114 Happy birthday! 1124 01:33:51,929 --> 01:33:53,123 Thanks. 1125 01:34:00,137 --> 01:34:02,765 Oh, right there. That's the spot. 1126 01:34:11,749 --> 01:34:15,583 Sorry. Had we known you didn't like red, we wouldn't have wore this. 1127 01:34:16,787 --> 01:34:17,776 Thanks, buddy. 1128 01:34:19,824 --> 01:34:22,554 He's got it, he's got it! Oh, shit! 1129 01:34:46,484 --> 01:34:47,746 Man, you jumped! 1130 01:35:03,134 --> 01:35:05,500 Oh, you fucker. You fucker. 1131 01:35:16,380 --> 01:35:19,474 I did it like you said. I held the brake... 1132 01:35:20,618 --> 01:35:22,882 Like this, while it's still... 1133 01:35:29,727 --> 01:35:32,753 - Oh, my God! - Yes! 1134 01:35:32,897 --> 01:35:33,921 Yeah! 1135 01:35:34,065 --> 01:35:35,828 That's my girl. 1136 01:35:35,966 --> 01:35:39,163 - You're gonna roller-skate. - Yeah, I'm an awesome roller skater. 1137 01:35:39,303 --> 01:35:43,069 I know. I saw you a long time ago at the L.A. River when you were... 1138 01:35:43,207 --> 01:35:45,903 - Why you gotta bring that up? - You were amazing! 1139 01:35:46,644 --> 01:35:50,136 My name is Johnny Knoxville, and today, I'm gonna jump the L.A. River. 1140 01:35:55,419 --> 01:35:57,182 Help me! Help me! 1141 01:36:04,628 --> 01:36:08,428 How's it going? I'm Steve-O, and I collected nine days of elephant shit. 1142 01:36:08,566 --> 01:36:10,659 No wait, that doesn't work. What should I say? 1143 01:36:10,801 --> 01:36:11,825 Say whatever you want. 1144 01:36:30,321 --> 01:36:32,949 - Hi. I'm Jeff. - Hi. I'm April. 1145 01:36:33,090 --> 01:36:34,682 - It's nice to meet you. - Hi, April. Nice meeting you. 1146 01:36:38,662 --> 01:36:40,755 Look at these haggard tattoos he has! 1147 01:36:40,898 --> 01:36:44,561 He's got a Chili Peppers sign. And what's this? Blair Witch? 1148 01:36:44,702 --> 01:36:47,102 - What's this one over here? - That's a noose. 1149 01:36:47,238 --> 01:36:49,172 - What does that mean? - I don't know. 1150 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,507 That's Trip. 1151 01:36:57,882 --> 01:37:01,477 - And action. - Hi. Welcome to Jackass. 1152 01:37:01,619 --> 01:37:05,316 I never wanted to be this. I was hired to move the ramps, 1153 01:37:05,456 --> 01:37:07,356 'cause I was the only one with a pickup truck. 1154 01:37:18,669 --> 01:37:20,227 Do it up and down. 1155 01:37:45,396 --> 01:37:48,388 You! Pull that fucking camera back, jackass. 1156 01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:50,867 I know Johnny Knoxville, 1157 01:37:51,001 --> 01:37:53,936 and he is not broadcasting my crack to millions of people. 1158 01:38:02,413 --> 01:38:03,710 Is this shoot over? 1159 01:38:03,848 --> 01:38:07,682 Yeah. What did you want out of it? You got whatever, you know? 1160 01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:45,185 You did great today, Jeff.