1 00:00:44,489 --> 00:00:48,619 For the sin we have committed by gluttony. 2 00:00:48,794 --> 00:00:52,662 And for the sin we have committed by succumbing to despair. 3 00:00:52,831 --> 00:00:56,927 For the sin we have committed by stubbornness. 4 00:00:57,135 --> 00:01:01,333 And for the sin we have committed by rashly judging others. 5 00:01:01,607 --> 00:01:05,134 -Oh, Lord, before l was born-- -Sweetheart... 6 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,801 ...do you see that guy in the corner? 7 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:11,438 The dark hair, blue yarmulke? Absolutely gorgeous. 8 00:01:11,683 --> 00:01:15,141 That's Ben Feldman, M & A, JP Morgan. 9 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:18,287 -He has no chin. -Mother, be quiet. 10 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:22,188 He separated from his wife, some shiksa from ldaho-- 11 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:26,454 She could do better. She could. You could do better. 12 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:30,500 Stop feeding her perfectionism. You did that with Larry. 13 00:01:30,702 --> 00:01:33,227 -l didn't like him. -He was a prince. 14 00:01:33,505 --> 00:01:34,995 l didn't care for him. 15 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,641 -He wasn't The One, okay? -He had no sex appeal. 16 00:01:38,877 --> 00:01:41,710 Mother, he's right over there. 17 00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:49,386 Marriage is hard. She's 28, hasn't dated in a year. She'll be alone. 18 00:01:49,655 --> 00:01:52,522 Would you shut up? l'm atoning! 19 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:01,586 Trust me. lt means speechless, without words. 20 00:04:01,753 --> 00:04:04,381 -l think unimpressed. -No, speechless, perplexed. 21 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:08,457 -Are you sure? -l'm sure. Howard, define nonplussed. 22 00:04:08,693 --> 00:04:12,356 -Speechless, perplexed. -Thank you, Howard. 23 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:16,294 -And that cellist, with the thing? -Two umlauts, both U's. 24 00:04:16,501 --> 00:04:19,368 Right. Right. Right. Oh, my God. Hi! 25 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:22,905 Congratulations! You're glowing. Are you thrilled? 26 00:04:23,108 --> 00:04:27,340 l can't drink, smoke or eat sushi for nine months. l'm panicked. 27 00:04:27,512 --> 00:04:31,141 -Did you celebrate last night? -Yeah. Matthew's so excited. 28 00:04:31,316 --> 00:04:34,649 -Meyers. l gotta talk to you. -Did you get my e-mail? 29 00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:37,013 Yeah. Deep-seated. Who knew? 30 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:41,853 Has nothing to do with seeds. Refers to how deeply something is set. 31 00:04:42,027 --> 00:04:43,722 -Shit! -Don't worry. 32 00:04:43,995 --> 00:04:46,930 -What's this? What did you do? -What is what? 33 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,759 This profile. You totally gutted it. 34 00:04:49,935 --> 00:04:53,837 lt was sappy and long-winded. You went down on the guy. 35 00:04:54,005 --> 00:05:00,069 This is one of the great directors of our time. He merits a little praise. 36 00:05:00,245 --> 00:05:01,906 lt's an article, Stein. 37 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,413 He's an artist. We can't afford an adjective for him? 38 00:05:05,584 --> 00:05:09,884 Not one? lt was a good piece. lt was clear. lt had heart-- 39 00:05:10,155 --> 00:05:14,854 -Stein. Your phone is ringing. -What? 40 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,594 Your phone is ringing. 41 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:21,790 -Jessica Stein. -Jessy! 42 00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:25,926 -Oh, hey, Danny. l'm sorry. -l got some news! 43 00:05:26,204 --> 00:05:28,764 -Are you okay? -l'm fine. l just-- 44 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:31,408 -You can't tell Mom and Dad. -Okay. 45 00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:34,406 Are you sitting down? 46 00:05:34,679 --> 00:05:40,117 l proposed to Rach! l'm getting married! 47 00:05:58,003 --> 00:06:02,770 It is not inertia alone that is responsible for human relationships... 48 00:06:02,941 --> 00:06:05,967 ...repeating themselves from case to case... 49 00:06:06,144 --> 00:06:10,478 ...indescribably monotonous and unrenewed. 50 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:15,152 It is shyness before any new, unforeseeable experience... 51 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,154 ...with which one does not think oneself able to cope. 52 00:06:19,324 --> 00:06:22,521 But only someone who is ready for everything... 53 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:27,664 ...who excludes nothing, not even the most enigmatical... 54 00:06:27,832 --> 00:06:33,134 ...will live the relation to another as something alive. 55 00:06:40,445 --> 00:06:44,882 God, this is great. l am so glad that you asked me to do this. 56 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:48,451 lt was so bold of you to come up to me at the gym. 57 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,611 l thought l'd give it a shot. 58 00:06:50,822 --> 00:06:56,454 You seem so focused on your workout, l wasn't sure if you'd talk to me. 59 00:06:56,661 --> 00:07:01,894 That's the whole gestalt of the gym. lt's so narcissistic and shallow. 60 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:05,400 We try to maintain anonymity while we're there-- 61 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:09,802 No. l have to disagree with you. l really love working out. 62 00:07:09,975 --> 00:07:15,311 lt is a little narcistic, as you say, but l really get a high... 63 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,576 ...you know, from all those endorphmins pumping and all. 64 00:07:19,784 --> 00:07:25,552 So, you're a writer. That's amazing. 65 00:07:26,091 --> 00:07:28,787 Hi. l'm sorry l'm so late. 66 00:07:29,027 --> 00:07:31,825 -You're right on time. -l'm an hour late. 67 00:07:31,997 --> 00:07:38,402 No, no. You are right on time. Hey, tarbender, the lady will have a-- 68 00:07:38,570 --> 00:07:42,165 A frozen strawberry margarita with salt, please. 69 00:07:42,407 --> 00:07:46,070 Well, l see great minds think alike. 70 00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:50,876 We split the salad, but as l recall, you ate a little more. 71 00:07:51,116 --> 00:07:55,576 lncluding more of the arugula, which is a more expensive green. 72 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:58,550 l didn't have any goat cheese. Allergic. 73 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:04,227 No dessert, easy enough. That leaves your portion at $42.73... 74 00:08:04,462 --> 00:08:10,697 ...and mine at $18.14. Beautiful. Perfect. Do you have exact change? 75 00:08:10,902 --> 00:08:16,238 lt's so funny, Jessica. But l go out with a lot of girls. A lot. 76 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:22,472 And l feel so comfortable with you, so at home, so free to be myself. 77 00:08:22,747 --> 00:08:26,205 l'm normally a pretty self-defecating guy. 78 00:08:26,451 --> 00:08:28,419 Let me tell you, you're phat. 79 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:30,281 l'd love to see you twirl. 80 00:08:30,488 --> 00:08:32,217 -With a P-H. -Twirl! 81 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:34,220 Oh, okay. 82 00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:35,416 As it were.... 83 00:08:35,593 --> 00:08:37,857 l like the way your hair... 84 00:08:38,063 --> 00:08:39,963 ...goes around your head. 85 00:08:40,231 --> 00:08:41,562 You know? 86 00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:44,257 -l spilled some. -What's not to get? 87 00:08:44,502 --> 00:08:49,496 l think we're connecting. l'd like to represent you as your accountant... 88 00:08:49,674 --> 00:08:53,508 ...and your boyfriend, if that's at all possible. 89 00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:03,148 The New Yorker loves us. The reviewer is creaming in her pants. 90 00:09:03,321 --> 00:09:07,690 So exhale, please. His back has been like solid concrete all night. 91 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:10,622 Your boyfriend has on his serial killer face. 92 00:09:10,795 --> 00:09:12,160 He's scaring guests. 93 00:09:12,397 --> 00:09:16,595 He's been a little needy lately. l'll talk to him. 94 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:18,496 Oh, hi! You're late. 95 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:22,902 My cab driver was Ukrainian, and my Slav is only so-so. 96 00:09:23,141 --> 00:09:26,599 So you want to do something later? 97 00:09:26,778 --> 00:09:30,942 l'll be at the library later. ln the 16th century archives. 98 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:35,780 Nude, with a bookmark dangling precariously off of my dick. 99 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:39,979 -So l'll be waiting for you. -Should l bring anything? 100 00:09:40,225 --> 00:09:46,926 Just your unbelievable body. And a photo l.D. And a library card. 101 00:09:48,733 --> 00:09:52,430 -Pickup. -Oh, yes. Right this way, please. 102 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:05,575 Where have you been? l've been waiting. 103 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,445 They got me mad busy. 104 00:10:07,685 --> 00:10:09,550 Where's Helen? 105 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:11,746 Delivery. 106 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:16,483 -Wait, l'm still working. -Helen, line one. 107 00:10:16,728 --> 00:10:20,095 Jesus Christ. Okay, got it. 108 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:23,156 Helen Cooper. 109 00:10:23,401 --> 00:10:28,236 -Why do you destroy this relationship? -We're not in a relationship. 110 00:10:28,506 --> 00:10:29,996 You have to stop. Now! 111 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:33,439 Yes, and l'm sure your wife feels the same way. 112 00:10:33,611 --> 00:10:37,604 Listen, l've got to babysit the show. How's 11 for you? 113 00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:40,544 How's right now for you? 114 00:10:43,254 --> 00:10:45,586 Thanks very much. 115 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:50,255 How does this skirt make you feel? Does it turn you on? 116 00:10:50,428 --> 00:10:57,027 Does it make you hot? Does it scare you? Does it minimize you as a man? 117 00:11:14,552 --> 00:11:17,282 -You're really doing this? -l've decided. 118 00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:21,720 You've decided, or was it that article in New York magazine? 119 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:23,724 l've decided. 120 00:11:23,895 --> 00:11:28,093 l think it's time. lt's the one thing l haven't experienced. 121 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:31,133 Of course. You go on with your frisky self. 122 00:11:31,302 --> 00:11:34,396 Don't let Mr. Fuddy-Duddy piss on your parade. 123 00:11:34,572 --> 00:11:35,903 -Thank you. -Mar? 124 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:38,599 She is trying new things for once. 125 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:42,405 Today, sexual preference. Tomorrow, henna tattoos. 126 00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:48,552 Okay, so let's see, Oscar Wilde is too flip, Emily Dickinson is too trite. 127 00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:51,254 lt has to be just so. 128 00:11:51,422 --> 00:11:54,585 -Maybe George Eliot. -Why do l need a quote? 129 00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:58,354 lf it's brainy, it will weed out the unwashed masses. 130 00:11:58,563 --> 00:12:02,294 lf it's well-chosen, you're someone who understands... 131 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:06,198 ...the plight of your prospective partner, of humanity. 132 00:12:06,437 --> 00:12:09,463 By couching it in the words of a great writer... 133 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:14,135 ...you appear sophisticated, but earnest. Grounded, but hopeful. 134 00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:18,976 You'll have more pussy than you know what to do with. Here, look. 135 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:22,608 -Rilke? -Rilke's very profound. Here. 136 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:27,382 The first thing you want to do is say, ''For friendship, or more....'' 137 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,853 Why? 138 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:32,224 To have access to the bi-curious straight girls. 139 00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:37,027 -Straight girls? But-- -Trust me. Virgin flesh, mangia ! 140 00:12:37,201 --> 00:12:38,691 Bring that. Let's go. 141 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:43,998 ''Professional E.E.U.W.S.V.G.L.N.S... 142 00:12:44,242 --> 00:12:48,508 ...D.W.M. seeking same.'' What could that mean? 143 00:12:48,746 --> 00:12:52,876 l'm not really versed in singles scene acronyms. 144 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:56,177 -This guy used a quote. -That is so cheesy. 145 00:12:56,387 --> 00:13:01,222 ''lt is not inertia alone that is responsible for human relationships... 146 00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:06,728 ...repeating themselves. lt is shyness before....'' This one stinks. 147 00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:09,833 -Actually, l think it's Freud. -Rilke. 148 00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:13,937 -One of those, l think. -Sorry. Guess l should read on. 149 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:17,504 -''But only someone--'' -Does he describe himself? 150 00:13:17,742 --> 00:13:23,510 Esoteric quote man? Let's see. Oh, that's ''Women Seeking Women.'' 151 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:28,084 l really have a lot of work to do. Would you mind terribly? 152 00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,777 No, no, no, no. 153 00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,946 Thanks. 154 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:35,284 Sorry. 155 00:13:41,599 --> 00:13:44,796 Charles can make it tonight, so you'll meet him. 156 00:13:45,069 --> 00:13:47,902 Oh, good, good. That'll be great. Thanks. 157 00:13:48,106 --> 00:13:50,802 ls it okay if l bring a date tonight? 158 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:55,877 -Sure. The more the merrier. -Great. l'll see you tonight. 159 00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:58,140 You invited Josh? 160 00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:16,158 Hey, it's Hel. Leave it at the beep. 161 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,962 Hi, I'm Nan. I'm calling about your ad. 162 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:23,972 I'm looking for someone with a big heart and an adventurous spirit. 163 00:14:24,142 --> 00:14:29,910 In the long term, I'm looking for someone to mother a child with me. 164 00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,347 -You get it. -lt will be adorable. 165 00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:37,079 lt'll be terrible. You're loving this, aren't you? 166 00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:41,988 l'm 160 pounds and l wake up vomiting. l have to live through someone. 167 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,526 -lt's embarrassing. -He's looking. 168 00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:47,960 He's staring. lt's gonna be weird. 169 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:54,537 -Hi. l'm Charles. -Hi. Jessica. 170 00:14:55,873 --> 00:14:58,364 Hey, it's Hel. Leave it at the beep. 171 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:03,480 I'm calling about your ad. I'd like to meet you as soon as possible... 172 00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:08,642 ...because you sound really special. And I'm hanging on by a thread here. 173 00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:14,324 And I could really use someone special. Sojust call me, okay? 174 00:15:34,412 --> 00:15:39,873 Oh, my God. l'm so happy to be eating a meal with intelligent people. 175 00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,642 Oh, that's us. 176 00:15:41,886 --> 00:15:45,583 l know! Thank you for not being freaks or morons... 177 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:49,248 ...or using words incorrectly. Bless you all. 178 00:15:49,427 --> 00:15:54,330 Most people l meet at the salon are totally malcompetent. 179 00:15:56,667 --> 00:16:02,537 So, Charles, what about you? Have you had a horrible time out there too? 180 00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:06,675 Oh, l don't know. l do okay. 181 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:10,245 Actually l just met somebody pretty special. 182 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:16,817 Her name's Michelle. And it's early, but it feels right. 183 00:16:17,054 --> 00:16:22,219 Charles, l thought you were single. Didn't you tell me that, honey? 184 00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:27,022 -l thought so. -Was this supposed to be a setup? 185 00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:29,927 No, no. No way. Not a setup. 186 00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:33,730 Just a friendly dinner. Just a group of friends. 187 00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:38,408 Matthew and l just like to have our friends know each other. 188 00:16:38,576 --> 00:16:42,979 Don't worry about it. We've all been through it. lt's a jungle. 189 00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:48,708 Stein always has trouble meeting people who are good enough for her. 190 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:54,153 l wish l had your luck. You have no trouble meeting people of your caliber. 191 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:59,159 Why don't you cut yourself a break? lt's not the time to meet somebody. 192 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,625 What, not the season? 193 00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:05,758 No, it's just because you're clearly not open to it. 194 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,371 Excuse me? How would you know? 195 00:17:08,606 --> 00:17:12,406 l have history to draw from. But even if l didn't.... 196 00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:14,943 You've known Charles for an hour. 197 00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:19,572 ln that time you've insulted and dismissed men based on factors... 198 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,777 ...like a linguistic misstep, a different view on going Dutch... 199 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:28,449 ...a kind reaction to your lateness, and a genuine interest in yoga. 200 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:32,187 You know, l think it was Ana��s Nin who said: 201 00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:37,127 ''We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are.'' 202 00:17:37,301 --> 00:17:43,103 Generally, l'm not a Nin fan but l feel that bit sums you up to a tee. 203 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:47,768 l don't think the problem's with the men, the ''freaks and morons.'' 204 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,140 l think the problem is with you. 205 00:18:24,949 --> 00:18:26,849 Jessica? 206 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:28,875 Jessica? 207 00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:32,648 -Hi! l was just looking for you. -Helen. 208 00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:35,519 -Right. Hi. -Good to meet you. 209 00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:38,924 -Sorry l'm so late. l'm always late. -Come sit. 210 00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:40,825 Hope you didn't wait long. 211 00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:46,265 l was just starting to get worried that maybe you weren't gonna show. 212 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:57,010 Helen, right? You know, l should have said this on the phone, and l didn't. 213 00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:59,910 And l'm sorry that l didn't... 214 00:19:00,184 --> 00:19:04,518 ...but you should really know that this isn't me. 215 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:09,692 -lt isn't? -Not at all. l'm sorry. 216 00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,734 Taxi! 217 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:26,371 -Shit! -Which part of it isn't you? 218 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:29,943 -All of it. -So why did you call and...? 219 00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:33,481 l've been trying to be a little less me lately. 220 00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:36,552 That's why this. But really, l'm still me. See? 221 00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:39,417 l see. We don't have to do a whole big-- 222 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:42,753 -We could get a drink. -l don't think so. Taxi! 223 00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:47,020 Come on, you don't want to go to your dinner so frazzled. 224 00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:48,925 Oh, my dinner! Right. 225 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:53,535 Yeah, l think a little red wine would really help to.... 226 00:19:53,771 --> 00:19:59,073 Look, you seem really nice. l just made a mistake. l have to go. 227 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:11,045 Shit! Oh, God. l'm sorry. 228 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:15,687 -Let me help. This is awful. -You know what? 229 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:21,321 l missed my yoga class this morning, and l'm not my usual centered self. 230 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:25,000 Do you do yoga regularly? ls that something--? 231 00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:27,032 Every day, actually. 232 00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:32,005 l find it keeps me really strong and energized and usually graceful. 233 00:20:32,176 --> 00:20:35,373 -l've heard that. -Have you never tried it? 234 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:39,640 No, l couldn't sit still and breathe for long. l'd panic. 235 00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:42,479 So, what do you like to do for exercise? 236 00:20:42,686 --> 00:20:47,953 l like basic exercise. l like to run or walk. Just keep moving, you know? 237 00:20:48,192 --> 00:20:50,490 As long as l'm moving, l'm safe. 238 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:53,526 -And when you're sleeping? -l'm an insomniac. 239 00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:57,633 -l'm so sorry. Since when? -l don't know, birth. 240 00:20:57,802 --> 00:21:00,965 lf you ever want to try a class, l'd be happy.... 241 00:21:01,138 --> 00:21:02,730 Yeah. l don't think so. 242 00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:09,503 Well, don't decide right now. Just let it marinate for a while. 243 00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:16,049 Okay, l will let it marinate. 244 00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:21,521 l'm never gonna get a cab. 245 00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:25,484 Maybe just one drink? 246 00:21:25,729 --> 00:21:29,324 Okay. l have, like, 20 minutes. 247 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:34,832 This Larry, that must have been pretty serious, huh? He proposed. 248 00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:38,441 -No. lt was, but.... -Well, what happened? 249 00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:42,839 lt wasn't right. He just wasn't funny, you know? 250 00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:46,847 l think that's been my big thing. Not smart or not funny. 251 00:21:47,017 --> 00:21:50,043 Or not smart and not funny. 252 00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:55,021 Or smart, but funny in a totally unappealing way. 253 00:21:55,192 --> 00:21:59,925 Like funny-stupid or funny-dopey, but not funny-witty or funny-ironic. 254 00:22:00,097 --> 00:22:04,693 Or they seem smart, and then you realize that they aren't at all. 255 00:22:04,935 --> 00:22:09,770 And that's funny, but funny-tragic. 256 00:22:11,609 --> 00:22:16,205 lf you're lucky enough to find someone who's the good kind of smart... 257 00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:20,407 ...and the good kind of funny, then they're just kind of.... 258 00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:22,879 Ugly. 259 00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:26,888 Ugly! l'm sorry, yes. That's awful, right? 260 00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:31,926 Ugly doesn't do it for you. That's okay. Me, l'm into ugly. 261 00:22:32,096 --> 00:22:34,291 As long as it's sexy ugly. 262 00:22:34,565 --> 00:22:37,398 Sexy ugly? Define. 263 00:22:37,601 --> 00:22:41,332 Well, you can't. lt just is. You know, sexy ugly. 264 00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:48,067 Well, could you give me a celebrity who would fall into the category? 265 00:22:48,312 --> 00:22:52,646 Yeah, hold on a second. l'll get you one. 266 00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:56,817 Anjelica Huston? ls that kind of the right idea? 267 00:22:57,087 --> 00:23:01,421 Yeah, l guess. l was gonna say Mick Jagger. He's the big one. 268 00:23:01,592 --> 00:23:08,122 Oh, Lyle Lovett, James Woods. Harvey Keitel. Very sexy ugly. 269 00:23:12,636 --> 00:23:14,934 So you're not...? 270 00:23:15,172 --> 00:23:19,506 l mean, you've tried...? 271 00:23:19,777 --> 00:23:22,974 You've dated men? 272 00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:26,375 -Of course. -Oh, good. Good. 273 00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:31,849 No, l'm relieved. l assumed that you had.... 274 00:23:33,691 --> 00:23:36,956 Oh, l have. Also. 275 00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:41,393 Yeah, l just find a lot of different things sexy. 276 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:44,893 Oh. l don't. 277 00:23:46,704 --> 00:23:49,468 -So should we settle the tab? -What? 278 00:23:49,707 --> 00:23:53,700 -Yeah, it's 8:10. Don't you have a--? -No. 279 00:23:53,911 --> 00:23:57,870 -You don't? But l thought-- -No. l lied. 280 00:24:00,317 --> 00:24:02,217 l know a great lndian place. 281 00:24:04,421 --> 00:24:05,820 -Helen? -Yeah. 282 00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:08,151 -Can l ask you a question? -Sure. 283 00:24:08,325 --> 00:24:13,422 -What color lipstick are you wearing? -lt's three different kinds. l blend. 284 00:24:13,664 --> 00:24:15,188 -Really? -Yeah. 285 00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:18,358 -Really? Wow. -Would you like to know the...? 286 00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:22,835 -Would you feel comfortable? -No, of course. l'd love to share. 287 00:24:23,007 --> 00:24:28,536 l start with MAC Viva Glam lll, a great base. l add Prescriptives Poodle. 288 00:24:28,712 --> 00:24:32,910 l love Prescriptives. lsn't it the best? The moisture and.... 289 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:37,918 l finish with Philosophy Supernatural Nude, which is more of a.... 290 00:24:38,088 --> 00:24:40,613 -Glossy kind? -Exactly. For the shine. 291 00:24:40,824 --> 00:24:44,089 -Right. Right. Wow. -That's it. 292 00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:49,025 Wow. Well, it looks just beautiful on you. 293 00:24:49,199 --> 00:24:54,068 Thank you. You should try it. lt would look gorgeous on your complexion. 294 00:24:54,238 --> 00:24:56,365 Oh, thank you. 295 00:24:56,540 --> 00:25:01,705 But, yeah, the blending thing is a little labor-intensive for me. 296 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:04,211 l'm kind of looking for that one. 297 00:25:04,448 --> 00:25:09,909 Well, you'll never find it. l'm telling you, blend. 298 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:13,879 So you'll have to tell me again. 299 00:25:14,124 --> 00:25:16,558 -Roland, Stephen and Craig? -Greg. 300 00:25:16,794 --> 00:25:19,126 Greg. Greg. Right. 301 00:25:19,296 --> 00:25:23,494 Okay. And do you have a favorite? 302 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,930 No, not particularly. 303 00:25:27,504 --> 00:25:30,996 Does one of them get more time than everyone else... 304 00:25:31,175 --> 00:25:34,008 ...or a favorite one? 305 00:25:34,945 --> 00:25:38,312 Basically, l call Roland when l'm hungry... 306 00:25:38,482 --> 00:25:41,974 ...Stephen when l'm bored, and Greg when l'm horny. 307 00:25:42,152 --> 00:25:45,952 -Who do you call when you're sick? -l don't get sick. 308 00:25:46,523 --> 00:25:48,184 Good system. 309 00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:52,919 -Who doesn't do e-mail? -l hate computers. l object to them. 310 00:25:53,097 --> 00:25:56,965 -You must use them at the office. -Yes, l'm forced to. 311 00:25:57,134 --> 00:26:01,969 But never at home. At the office, l don't send e-mails, l receive them. 312 00:26:02,172 --> 00:26:04,936 -But.... -What? 313 00:26:05,109 --> 00:26:08,101 Have you discussed this with your therapist? 314 00:26:08,278 --> 00:26:11,611 No. There's too much on the agenda already. 315 00:26:11,849 --> 00:26:15,046 -Like what? -Just the usual. 316 00:26:15,219 --> 00:26:19,553 Older, nothing to show for it. No kids. Why am l on the planet? 317 00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:22,214 God, they're so crazy. 318 00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:27,157 -No more so than anyone else. -What? A little more so, l'd say. 319 00:26:27,331 --> 00:26:30,732 -l don't think so. -But they are, objectively. 320 00:26:30,934 --> 00:26:32,629 They're doing their thing. 321 00:26:32,836 --> 00:26:37,739 They play the tambourine and ask people for money. They have no goals. 322 00:26:37,941 --> 00:26:40,808 -They have a goal. -What? New robes? 323 00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:45,881 -Spiritual enlightenment, happiness. -Look at them. They're weird. 324 00:26:46,049 --> 00:26:48,677 They're happy. Some people smoke pot. 325 00:26:48,886 --> 00:26:52,982 Some bungee jump, some chant. What do you do to be happy? 326 00:26:53,223 --> 00:26:55,657 Nothing. l'm not. 327 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,460 But l have a job. l'm accomplishing something in the world. 328 00:27:00,697 --> 00:27:04,360 -What are you accomplishing? -Bringing news to people. 329 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:09,029 l'm being a grownup. l'm not just out for me and my enlightenment. 330 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:12,903 They deal with the energy they put out to the universe. 331 00:27:13,076 --> 00:27:15,874 lt's more valuable than being miserable. 332 00:27:16,046 --> 00:27:20,881 Wait a second. l'm sorry. Are you saying that my life has no value? 333 00:27:21,051 --> 00:27:24,214 No. l'm saying that maybe under all the neurosis... 334 00:27:24,388 --> 00:27:27,357 ...you have a profound capacity for happiness-- 335 00:27:27,524 --> 00:27:29,458 l could be profoundly happy? 336 00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:33,528 You can't know your response to something until you try. 337 00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:37,723 lf you know yourself well, you can gauge how you'll react. 338 00:27:37,901 --> 00:27:42,065 l can assure you that l will never be made happy by chanting. 339 00:27:42,239 --> 00:27:45,072 -Maybe you would. You can't know. -l know. 340 00:27:45,242 --> 00:27:46,903 -You know? -Yeah, l know. 341 00:27:47,077 --> 00:27:51,776 -You know your reaction to everything? -Pretty much, yes. 342 00:28:00,924 --> 00:28:06,726 l guess you're right. You seem to know yourself pretty well. 343 00:28:12,236 --> 00:28:14,170 Why would she care what l think? 344 00:28:14,338 --> 00:28:17,774 She left before dessert. She was a little upset. 345 00:28:17,941 --> 00:28:19,306 Did you talk to her? 346 00:28:19,476 --> 00:28:23,276 l left her three messages. She didn't return my calls. 347 00:28:23,547 --> 00:28:28,348 Hey, you guys. l brought doughnuts. 348 00:28:41,598 --> 00:28:45,591 Look, Stein, l wanna apologize for what l said on Friday. 349 00:28:45,769 --> 00:28:49,762 You had an opinion. You expressed it. Maybe you were right. 350 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:53,000 No, no, l mean, really, who am l to...? 351 00:28:53,277 --> 00:28:57,714 -What did you say? -l said maybe you were right. 352 00:28:59,716 --> 00:29:02,879 -Glad there are no hard feelings. -Josh? 353 00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:05,452 Do you ever use ''marinate'' as a verb? 354 00:29:05,622 --> 00:29:09,285 l mean, as a verb in other arenas than food preparation? 355 00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:11,222 -Like, ''to sit with''? -Right. 356 00:29:11,495 --> 00:29:15,488 To sit with something. To let something marinate. 357 00:29:15,699 --> 00:29:19,226 -No. -Oh. l love it. 358 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,254 You know what? 359 00:29:47,497 --> 00:29:50,227 Don't worry about it. 360 00:29:56,773 --> 00:29:59,139 -Hi. -Hi. 361 00:29:59,376 --> 00:30:02,004 -Come in, please. -Thank you. 362 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:06,449 -Hi. Thanks. -Wow. You look great. 363 00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:11,178 Oh, no. Thank you, no. You do. l'm a mess, actually. 364 00:30:11,355 --> 00:30:14,552 -Those shoes are gorgeous. -Thanks for noticing. 365 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:16,852 -Nine West? -No, Kenneth Cole. 366 00:30:17,094 --> 00:30:18,891 -You're kidding. -No. 367 00:30:19,162 --> 00:30:23,895 Well, they're very sexy. They suit you. 368 00:30:24,067 --> 00:30:29,596 Could we cut to the chase for a sec? Get the hard topics out of the way? 369 00:30:29,773 --> 00:30:32,674 Sure. What's on your mind? 370 00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:40,149 lt's just that whenever l have thought about lesbianism in the past... 371 00:30:40,317 --> 00:30:45,084 ...l've always said ''ew.'' Just, ew. Can't go there, can't get excited. 372 00:30:45,255 --> 00:30:47,246 l mean, what would we do? 373 00:30:47,491 --> 00:30:51,222 -Right. This is your big issue. -Right. 374 00:30:51,395 --> 00:30:55,491 But l had such a wonderful time with you the other night. 375 00:30:55,766 --> 00:31:02,501 l really did. And l've been marinating on things and.... 376 00:31:03,473 --> 00:31:04,963 Anyway.... 377 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,507 l have taken the liberty of getting information. 378 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,247 -l wondered if l might? -Of course. 379 00:31:11,448 --> 00:31:16,784 Okay. Okay, well, this one leaflet was particularly intriguing to me. 380 00:31:16,953 --> 00:31:20,411 ''Lesbian Sex: Hot, Safe and Sane.'' Do you know it? 381 00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:23,753 No, but please share. l'd love to see it. 382 00:31:23,994 --> 00:31:29,591 l was surprised to learn that lesbians accessorize. l didn't know that. 383 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:33,769 So for example, on page 11 , l dog-eared it... 384 00:31:33,970 --> 00:31:40,239 ...they show some of the higher-tech lesbian accoutrement. 385 00:31:41,778 --> 00:31:43,973 Wow. 386 00:31:44,247 --> 00:31:46,374 -Wow. -Yeah. 387 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:51,280 So, gosh, how would this work? 388 00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:54,457 l think l would just strap that on-- 389 00:31:54,624 --> 00:31:57,525 No, that's not fair. We should trade off... 390 00:31:57,694 --> 00:32:01,630 ...and share the load, in terms of giving and receiving. 391 00:32:01,798 --> 00:32:04,631 That doesn't address the gross-out factor. 392 00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:07,361 -Oh, no offense. -No, none taken. 393 00:32:07,537 --> 00:32:11,530 Look at you. Who wouldn't want to have sex with you? 394 00:32:11,808 --> 00:32:14,038 l mean, do you, but.... 395 00:32:14,211 --> 00:32:18,511 Let's not put the cart before the horse here with that stuff. 396 00:32:18,682 --> 00:32:22,778 -Because we don't need any of that. -We don't? 397 00:32:24,921 --> 00:32:30,291 l myself have always preferred the standard, organic, old-fashioned way. 398 00:32:30,494 --> 00:32:35,522 Right. You're right. So that would be just...? 399 00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:41,499 Well, it's basically the same as with a man, except minus one thing. 400 00:32:41,671 --> 00:32:43,832 Yes, well, right. 401 00:32:44,007 --> 00:32:47,704 lt's the other stuff that works for women anyway. 402 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:51,245 Yes, well, that is true. 403 00:32:51,414 --> 00:32:52,847 Cheers. 404 00:32:54,117 --> 00:32:57,382 -Nice place. -Thanks. 405 00:32:58,855 --> 00:33:02,814 -ls that Barry White? -No. 406 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:14,702 -l'm gonna have to go slow. -Okay. Whatever you need. 407 00:33:14,938 --> 00:33:19,466 -Great. Sorry. -lt's okay. 408 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:28,877 ls this with tongue, or...? 409 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:34,318 l think we should just play it by ear. Just see how it goes. 410 00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:38,484 Okay, great. Great. 411 00:33:47,938 --> 00:33:49,929 -Too much? -Sorry. Just a bit. 412 00:33:50,106 --> 00:33:54,008 -Okay, sorry. -But it was good up until then, right? 413 00:33:55,779 --> 00:33:58,839 -Please don't do that. -That was your stomach. 414 00:33:59,015 --> 00:34:04,248 l know. l can't do that. Ever. Really. Even with a man. 415 00:34:04,421 --> 00:34:08,482 Wow, okay. Okay. 416 00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:21,696 That was really good. l thought that was our best ever. 417 00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:24,203 Me too. Definitely. 418 00:34:27,844 --> 00:34:33,441 So l figure if we keep going like this, we'll get there in two weeks or so. 419 00:34:33,617 --> 00:34:36,780 Yeah, sure. There's no real rush. 420 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,955 -Are you sure? lf you really-- -Not at all. 421 00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:42,148 -Ten days? -Ten days is better. 422 00:34:42,325 --> 00:34:44,350 Okay. Good. 423 00:34:45,362 --> 00:34:47,296 What does your therapist say? 424 00:34:47,464 --> 00:34:51,924 Oh, l could never tell my therapist. Because it's private. 425 00:34:52,469 --> 00:34:53,868 lt's not working. 426 00:34:54,037 --> 00:34:58,701 -You said you really liked her. -l did. l do! lt's just not working. 427 00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:00,866 -Why not? -She's a cock-tease! 428 00:35:01,144 --> 00:35:04,011 -Oh, my. -l mean, a tease. 429 00:35:04,247 --> 00:35:06,875 -A poon-tease. -Right. Right. 430 00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:10,142 And she's nervous and neurotic and straight! 431 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,982 And not that into it. l don't have time. 432 00:35:13,156 --> 00:35:16,887 l took out an ad and l end up with a Jewish Sandra Dee. 433 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:20,757 Who do you have to blow to get some pussy around here? 434 00:35:20,964 --> 00:35:24,365 -On to the next. -Onwards and upwards. 435 00:35:24,534 --> 00:35:27,731 She doesn't get it. She thinks it's going great. 436 00:35:27,904 --> 00:35:34,104 Schuller Gallery. Hi. Hi. How are you? 437 00:35:34,377 --> 00:35:38,837 Yeah. No, that's fine. Why would l mind? 438 00:35:39,082 --> 00:35:41,710 No, 8:00 is perfect. 439 00:35:41,985 --> 00:35:46,718 Okay. l'll see you there. Bye. 440 00:35:46,923 --> 00:35:49,255 ls she 12? 441 00:35:52,128 --> 00:35:53,425 -Jumpy today? -No. 442 00:35:53,697 --> 00:35:55,597 -You got a hot date. -No. 443 00:35:55,865 --> 00:35:58,595 -Yeah. Who's the guy? -There's no guy. 444 00:35:58,802 --> 00:36:04,900 -Oh, come on. You're a terrible liar. -Trust me. There's no guy. 445 00:36:58,495 --> 00:36:59,553 Oh, sorry. 446 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:03,527 Please, take me with you. I can stand anything you can. 447 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,668 It's too much for a woman. 448 00:37:05,835 --> 00:37:11,796 Too much for a woman? Put your arms around me, Tom. 449 00:37:14,077 --> 00:37:17,979 -We should have seen Gimme Shelter. -What were we thinking? 450 00:37:18,148 --> 00:37:22,448 Are you sure you don't mind? My office is really close. 451 00:37:22,619 --> 00:37:25,645 -What? -Guy on stoop. 452 00:37:29,993 --> 00:37:34,327 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow, l get it. 453 00:37:34,531 --> 00:37:37,625 -Sexy ugly. -l still could never. 454 00:37:38,802 --> 00:37:42,169 For once l feel like l should finish learning.... 455 00:37:42,338 --> 00:37:46,069 -Shit! Shit. What is he doing here? -Who? 456 00:37:46,242 --> 00:37:51,373 Nobody. My boss. Come on, it's just right over here. 457 00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:55,414 Hey, Stein, l just can't keep you out of here, can l? 458 00:37:55,685 --> 00:37:57,676 Hi. l'm Josh Meyers. 459 00:37:57,854 --> 00:38:01,221 -Helen Cooper. We're just-- -Friends from the gym. 460 00:38:01,424 --> 00:38:04,393 Stein has the pleasure of working for me. 461 00:38:04,627 --> 00:38:09,155 You must be that complete asshole she's always talking about. 462 00:38:09,332 --> 00:38:13,860 Don't mind her. She's working out some residual anger from college. 463 00:38:14,037 --> 00:38:18,531 -You went to college together? -No. He went with my brother. 464 00:38:18,775 --> 00:38:23,712 -We dated for a year. -Really? So what happened? 465 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,542 l wasn't living up to my potential. 466 00:38:26,716 --> 00:38:29,048 -Which was...? -The next Hemingway. 467 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:34,247 He was extremely talented. Now he's a professional l-dotter and T-crosser. 468 00:38:34,424 --> 00:38:39,418 Stein was gonna be the next Georgia O'Keeffe. Now she's a good T-crosser. 469 00:38:39,596 --> 00:38:40,961 You paint? 470 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:46,066 No, l don't. l'm a hack. We can go. l gotta get this one thing. 471 00:38:46,302 --> 00:38:48,395 Can l just use the bathroom? 472 00:38:48,571 --> 00:38:54,601 lt's through that door, right at the elevator, left at the water fountain. 473 00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:58,076 lt's left at the water fountain. 474 00:39:08,057 --> 00:39:13,825 lt's not, ''You will be wise and gain wisdom through a life-altering event.'' 475 00:39:13,997 --> 00:39:17,228 lt's simply, ''You are--'' What does yours say? 476 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,733 -''Home is where the heart lies.'' -You got an adage. 477 00:39:20,904 --> 00:39:21,928 l like adages. 478 00:39:22,205 --> 00:39:25,663 The whole notion of the fortune cookie is a sham. 479 00:39:25,842 --> 00:39:30,643 Excuse me? When does anyone get a fortune? l'd like to know. 480 00:39:30,813 --> 00:39:33,748 There are no fortunes being dispensed here. 481 00:39:33,983 --> 00:39:37,612 Ladies. Sorry to interrupt this big debate here... 482 00:39:37,854 --> 00:39:41,449 ...but me and my friends have a little pool going. 483 00:39:41,624 --> 00:39:45,424 We want to determine which one of you is more beautiful. 484 00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:47,460 -Oh, right. -Who won? 485 00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:52,033 That's the thing. We're scratching our heads because it's close. 486 00:39:52,235 --> 00:39:55,932 We thought we'd come buy you some drinks, do research. 487 00:39:56,105 --> 00:39:59,734 -l think we're fine, thanks. -Oh, no. Please join us. 488 00:39:59,976 --> 00:40:03,673 Because we were just trying to settle an argument too. 489 00:40:03,947 --> 00:40:06,814 -Really, what about? -Well.... 490 00:40:07,050 --> 00:40:09,610 -No, it's kind of weird. -Tell us. 491 00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:14,189 We were wondering whether a woman who's only been with men... 492 00:40:14,357 --> 00:40:18,157 ...could ever be sexually attracted to a woman. 493 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,660 What do you think? Could she? 494 00:40:20,897 --> 00:40:25,561 -l think she could. Definitely. -lf she couldn't, she should. 495 00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:28,030 -God, what is that about? -What? 496 00:40:28,271 --> 00:40:31,172 That male obsession with lesbian sex? 497 00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:32,740 Please don't answer. 498 00:40:32,909 --> 00:40:35,571 Oh, come on. lt's just sexy, right? 499 00:40:35,778 --> 00:40:39,714 lt's hard to describe. A woman alone is sexy, God bless. 500 00:40:39,882 --> 00:40:42,749 But two women together is like-- 501 00:40:42,919 --> 00:40:45,012 -Double sexy. -Right. 502 00:40:45,188 --> 00:40:48,680 Double sexy? Wow. Wow, that's nicely put. 503 00:40:48,891 --> 00:40:52,349 Yeah, that really is nicely put. 504 00:40:52,528 --> 00:40:59,024 Tell us exactly what is it about two women together that you find exciting? 505 00:40:59,302 --> 00:41:04,899 -Oh, come on. Their whole.... -Their whole thing! The way they touch. 506 00:41:05,341 --> 00:41:08,367 Really? How do they touch? 507 00:41:08,544 --> 00:41:10,842 Well, a woman is soft, you know? 508 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,039 So when they touch each other, it's like they're soft. 509 00:41:15,318 --> 00:41:17,343 Women really know how to touch. 510 00:41:17,587 --> 00:41:20,715 But what would they do, l wonder? 511 00:41:20,957 --> 00:41:25,087 Who cares what they'd do? Two women's bodies together is hot. 512 00:41:25,261 --> 00:41:29,561 Their hips, their legs, their belly buttons. lt's all good. 513 00:41:29,766 --> 00:41:31,927 Obviously, two women would know-- 514 00:41:32,101 --> 00:41:34,763 They know how everything works in there. 515 00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:38,031 Like how what works? Jess, what's the matter? 516 00:41:38,274 --> 00:41:42,335 lt's nothing. lt's just l have a slight leg cramp. 517 00:41:42,578 --> 00:41:48,380 -You really should get that looked at. -Yeah. Thank you for the concern. 518 00:41:48,851 --> 00:41:52,912 You know what, guys? l think we really have to get going. 519 00:41:53,156 --> 00:41:55,215 Oh, no. We'll get you a drink! 520 00:41:55,391 --> 00:41:58,121 l'm a little worried about Jessica's leg. 521 00:41:58,294 --> 00:42:00,558 l think l should get her into bed. 522 00:42:00,730 --> 00:42:04,461 lt was nice meeting you. Take care. 523 00:42:04,634 --> 00:42:08,570 See, women really know how to take care of each other. 524 00:42:26,923 --> 00:42:28,914 Oh, come on! 525 00:42:29,092 --> 00:42:32,118 Shit! Oh, God, are you expecting somebody? 526 00:42:32,295 --> 00:42:34,991 -No. -Fuck. 527 00:42:35,164 --> 00:42:37,758 Give me a minute. 528 00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:40,528 Greg! Oh, my God, what are you doing? 529 00:42:40,703 --> 00:42:43,194 -You've been trying to avoid me. -No. 530 00:42:43,406 --> 00:42:48,969 -Hi. l'm Jessica. -l'm Greg. How you doing? l'm sorry. 531 00:42:49,145 --> 00:42:51,807 -l was just going. -No, you're not! 532 00:42:51,981 --> 00:42:57,385 Yes, l was. l used her bathroom because the theater's line was long. 533 00:42:57,553 --> 00:43:01,683 But l just did. l'm gonna go, so you should carry on. 534 00:43:01,858 --> 00:43:08,627 Wait! You forgot the juicer you wanted to borrow. l'll get it. Excuse us. 535 00:43:09,232 --> 00:43:14,067 -We were getting somewhere. -Yes, but what if l can't get that back? 536 00:43:14,237 --> 00:43:20,301 Maybe we bit off more than we can chew. l mean, you have needs, l get it. 537 00:43:20,476 --> 00:43:23,673 He's really hot. l think you should go for it. 538 00:43:23,846 --> 00:43:28,340 Stop talking. Stop talking. l want him to leave and you to stay. 539 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:31,248 -l'm gonna get rid of him. -No, wait! 540 00:43:31,454 --> 00:43:36,721 lf he leaves and l chicken out and you don't get any, l'm racked with guilt. 541 00:43:36,893 --> 00:43:41,523 Helen, he's a sure thing and l'm not. So just have fun. l adore you. 542 00:43:41,697 --> 00:43:44,689 We'll try again tomorrow, okay, sweetie? 543 00:43:44,867 --> 00:43:49,031 Really nice to meet you, Greg. Bye. 544 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:42,584 -How's the patient? -Oh, this is so humiliating. 545 00:44:42,758 --> 00:44:46,819 -Best not to talk. Don't talk. -Okay. 546 00:44:47,029 --> 00:44:49,725 You'll talk more for a change. 547 00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:53,300 You're getting funny. Means you're feeling better. 548 00:44:53,469 --> 00:44:59,601 -Jesus, what's all this? -Options. l'm a big medicator. 549 00:45:13,256 --> 00:45:16,692 Oh, my God, that's the best thing ever! 550 00:45:16,859 --> 00:45:19,453 Jewish penicillin. 551 00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:26,831 -You have to give me the recipe. -You don't need it. You don't get sick. 552 00:45:37,346 --> 00:45:40,042 No, a queen-size bed is perfect. 553 00:45:40,216 --> 00:45:44,118 Nothing else. Wait a second, there is something else. 554 00:45:44,287 --> 00:45:47,779 l need a lock and a ''Do Not Disturb'' sign. 555 00:45:47,957 --> 00:45:49,515 Yeah, that's it. 556 00:45:49,692 --> 00:45:53,685 -Can l talk to you for a second? -l can't talk, l'm late. 557 00:45:53,863 --> 00:45:57,390 -l just wanted to-- -l have a train to catch. Sorry. 558 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,228 -l wanted to talk. -Have a good weekend! 559 00:46:00,403 --> 00:46:05,670 You too, sweetie! She is so seeing somebody. 560 00:46:07,543 --> 00:46:11,001 -Stein's desk. -Hello. l'm looking for my daughter. 561 00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:14,172 -Excuse me, who is this? -Josh. How are you? 562 00:46:14,350 --> 00:46:18,081 Joshy! Joshy! l haven't spoken to you in ages. 563 00:46:18,254 --> 00:46:22,213 -It's been a long time. How are you? -How am l? Fantastic. 564 00:46:22,391 --> 00:46:25,258 l'm just excited about the wedding. 565 00:46:25,428 --> 00:46:29,660 -The what? -The wedding. Didn't Jessy tell you? 566 00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:35,865 -No. No, she didn't. -Daniel is getting married. 567 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,334 Danny. That's wonderful. Mazel tov. 568 00:46:45,348 --> 00:46:47,407 You're invited. Not to worry. 569 00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:53,613 That's sweet of you. How is Danny? l haven't talked to him in a while. 570 00:46:53,789 --> 00:46:59,125 Dan is floating on air, that's how he is. He's going to be here soon. 571 00:46:59,295 --> 00:47:02,025 He's flying in from Ch-- Wait a minute! 572 00:47:02,198 --> 00:47:05,656 You'll join us for Shabbas dinner. You have plans? 573 00:47:13,109 --> 00:47:15,976 -What are you doing here? -Coming to get you. 574 00:47:16,178 --> 00:47:18,442 -What? -Day 10. l got a hotel. 575 00:47:18,614 --> 00:47:23,551 l can't. l have a train to catch. l have a dinner in Scarsdale. 576 00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,778 -Cancel. -My brother's in town. 577 00:47:25,955 --> 00:47:29,391 -Cancel. -Yes or no, lady? l don't got all day. 578 00:47:29,558 --> 00:47:32,186 l gotta get out of here. 579 00:47:32,428 --> 00:47:35,795 You know what? We'll talk in here. l can't think. 580 00:47:35,965 --> 00:47:40,800 -The hotel's right around-- -We'll figure it out. l'll get my cell. 581 00:47:40,970 --> 00:47:42,767 l'm borrowing these pants. 582 00:47:42,938 --> 00:47:45,498 -Mom? -l just got off the phone-- 583 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,575 -l can't come. Something's come up. -What? 584 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:51,838 My new friend Helen, the one l told you about? 585 00:47:52,014 --> 00:47:56,610 She got house seats to Cabaret, and l've been dying to go. 586 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:59,653 l'm thinking l will come up in the morning. 587 00:47:59,822 --> 00:48:05,522 No. You are coming tonight. l will get tickets for Cabaret next week. 588 00:48:05,728 --> 00:48:08,822 -lmpossible. lt's sold out. -What did she say? 589 00:48:08,998 --> 00:48:10,829 -Is that your friend? -Yes-- 590 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,333 -Put her on. Jessica. -Mom, no, no, no. 591 00:48:14,503 --> 00:48:18,371 For me. Sweetheart, put her on. Just for me. 592 00:48:18,874 --> 00:48:21,502 She wants to talk to you. Are you sure? 593 00:48:21,677 --> 00:48:23,008 Yes. Give me it! 594 00:48:23,179 --> 00:48:27,946 -Hello? -lt is so wonderful to talk to you. 595 00:48:28,150 --> 00:48:29,549 Yes, hello. 596 00:48:29,752 --> 00:48:33,483 l have a neighbor with a son who's in the production. 597 00:48:33,656 --> 00:48:38,650 l can get you fantastic seats for next week, which would be my pleasure. 598 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:43,128 Not to mention the lead is out this week. Can you believe it? 599 00:48:43,299 --> 00:48:46,166 He's got soft nodules on his vocal cords. 600 00:48:46,335 --> 00:48:49,463 lt would be a damn shame to go tonight! 601 00:48:49,638 --> 00:48:54,200 You know what you're gonna do? You'll join us for Shabbas dinner. 602 00:48:54,376 --> 00:48:56,139 And we can finally meet! 603 00:48:56,312 --> 00:49:00,646 l am setting a place for you at this table as we speak... 604 00:49:00,816 --> 00:49:07,016 ...and my husband will pick you up at the train in an hour. Okay, darling? 605 00:49:07,189 --> 00:49:09,487 Okay. 606 00:49:10,426 --> 00:49:15,420 -What happened? -Shabbas dinner in Scarsdale. 607 00:49:17,566 --> 00:49:19,090 Shit. 608 00:49:22,438 --> 00:49:28,172 Daniel, darling, you're in Elizabeth's seat. Sidney, Stanley, you sit here. 609 00:49:28,344 --> 00:49:31,677 That's right, Helen. Jess, would you sit here? 610 00:49:31,847 --> 00:49:34,714 -Between Stanley and me? -Okay, Mom. 611 00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:38,752 -Stanley, it's lovely to have you. -Lovely to be here. 612 00:49:38,921 --> 00:49:44,291 Pleasure is ours. And of course, Helen, Jessy has told us so much about you. 613 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:48,920 -lt's wonderful you're here. -Thank you. lt's lovely to be here. 614 00:49:49,098 --> 00:49:51,328 -Who could that be? -Answer it. 615 00:49:52,835 --> 00:49:56,293 -What are you doing here? -l was invited to dinner. 616 00:49:56,472 --> 00:49:59,407 -By whom? -By Judy. 617 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:06,037 -How was traffic? -lt was bad. 618 00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:09,116 -How do you like that, Daniel? -How are you? 619 00:50:09,285 --> 00:50:11,913 -Good to see you. -Good to see you too! 620 00:50:12,087 --> 00:50:15,352 You know everyone except Stanley. This is Josh. 621 00:50:15,858 --> 00:50:18,053 -And your last name? -Schoenberg. 622 00:50:18,227 --> 00:50:21,458 -You don't know Helen. -We met the other night. 623 00:50:21,630 --> 00:50:24,258 -How you doing, Helen? -Good. 624 00:50:25,301 --> 00:50:27,997 Helen told us this is her first Shabbas. 625 00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:32,129 We can raise the kids interfaith. l'm willing to bend. 626 00:50:32,308 --> 00:50:37,610 Well, l did go to a Seder once. That's the extent of my Jewish education. 627 00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:41,614 -We'll do our best to represent Jews. -Jessy, Kiddush. 628 00:50:41,784 --> 00:50:43,979 Oh, yes, okay. 629 00:50:44,887 --> 00:50:48,687 Angel, angel. Sing, my love, sing. 630 00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:01,330 -Amen. -Good Shabbas. 631 00:51:01,503 --> 00:51:03,266 Good Shabbas. 632 00:51:03,439 --> 00:51:05,430 Good Shabbas. 633 00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:12,479 lt does me such good to have you at this table. Especially my children. 634 00:51:12,648 --> 00:51:16,049 My beautiful son, who's a fancy lawyer now. 635 00:51:16,218 --> 00:51:20,678 -And my daughter who's the big deal-- -l'm a copy editor. 636 00:51:20,856 --> 00:51:24,690 Big deal to me. ls she not gorgeous? Look at that ponim! 637 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:26,851 She is beautiful. 638 00:51:27,029 --> 00:51:30,465 Helen, Jessica tells us you own an art gallery? 639 00:51:30,633 --> 00:51:32,760 Jessica leans toward hyperbole. 640 00:51:32,935 --> 00:51:35,733 l'm the assistant director at the Schuller Gallery. 641 00:51:35,938 --> 00:51:39,669 -What work do you show? -Contemporary abstracts, right? 642 00:51:39,842 --> 00:51:42,572 l saw Diana Tompkins' exhibit last month. 643 00:51:42,745 --> 00:51:47,148 Stanley is the vice president of new software development for lBM. 644 00:51:47,316 --> 00:51:51,582 lf you need a great deal on a new PC, let me know. l'm your man. 645 00:51:51,754 --> 00:51:54,746 Jessica hates computers. 646 00:51:55,257 --> 00:51:58,420 -l'm sorry. -No, that's okay. That's fine. 647 00:51:58,594 --> 00:52:03,156 l just feel like they're numbing and obscuring our humanity. 648 00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:06,028 Angel, could you help me in the kitchen? 649 00:52:06,201 --> 00:52:08,362 Sure, Mom. 650 00:52:08,837 --> 00:52:11,237 -Thanks. -One moment. Be right back. 651 00:52:11,407 --> 00:52:15,207 -She likes to provoke. -No, l understand. l like that. 652 00:52:15,377 --> 00:52:20,110 He's adorable and bright. He's your father's partner's nephew. Be nice. 653 00:52:20,282 --> 00:52:24,582 l don't want to be nice. All your setups have been disastrous. 654 00:52:24,753 --> 00:52:30,555 -How was l to know Eric was in rehab? -Wan, pale, track marks? 655 00:52:30,726 --> 00:52:33,217 -l thought it was diabetes. -Can l help? 656 00:52:33,395 --> 00:52:36,887 Make my daughter less stubborn and less picky. 657 00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:38,966 -Tall order. -Thanks. 658 00:52:39,134 --> 00:52:43,628 Let me ask you something, Helen. lsn't Stanley gorgeous? 659 00:52:43,806 --> 00:52:49,142 -Yeah. He's a handsome guy, Jess. -Wouldn't he make a great match? 660 00:52:49,311 --> 00:52:52,803 lt's a very good match. And l think Jess likes him. 661 00:52:53,015 --> 00:52:57,315 Yes. Yes, clearly l'm smitten. 662 00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:01,751 -Great. lt's not happening. -lt's not happening, Mom. 663 00:53:01,924 --> 00:53:04,586 Breathe, Judy, breathe. 664 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:09,094 What about you, Helen? How do you like Josh? 665 00:53:10,132 --> 00:53:14,000 Oh, he's great, but my plate's a little full right now. 666 00:53:14,169 --> 00:53:18,435 Beautiful girl like you, you have men falling all over you. 667 00:53:18,607 --> 00:53:23,010 -l do okay. -l wish Jessy would meet somebody. 668 00:53:23,178 --> 00:53:28,241 lt's been ages since she's met anybody worthwhile. ls she dating at all? 669 00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:30,977 l think so. You know, now and again. 670 00:53:31,153 --> 00:53:33,849 But no one special? 671 00:53:34,156 --> 00:53:37,353 -l just don't know. -Keep me posted, will you? 672 00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:41,859 Sometimes she is so secretive with me. Would you do that for me? 673 00:53:42,064 --> 00:53:46,364 l'm sure if it's someone really special, she'll tell you. 674 00:53:46,568 --> 00:53:50,436 Our platform is compatible with the new camera software. 675 00:53:50,639 --> 00:53:53,301 Photo shops will be a thing of the past. 676 00:53:53,475 --> 00:53:58,879 They're putting copiers in computers. This technology's unbelievable! 677 00:53:59,081 --> 00:54:02,517 -Stanley's a genius. -l didn't invent the thing-- 678 00:54:02,684 --> 00:54:04,549 You're a genius. Potatoes? 679 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:08,816 Helen, what groundbreaking project is on your docket next? 680 00:54:08,991 --> 00:54:12,483 l'm curating a show this summer for new artists. 681 00:54:12,661 --> 00:54:16,529 Jessy's work should be in that. Have you seen her stuff? 682 00:54:16,698 --> 00:54:18,689 l haven't. lsn't that funny? 683 00:54:18,867 --> 00:54:23,736 She is marvelous. That's her painting there. She was the rage at Brown. 684 00:54:23,906 --> 00:54:27,899 -Jess, that's really good. -Don't bother. She won't listen. 685 00:54:33,148 --> 00:54:36,811 lt's settled. No one's leaving. The rain's terrible. 686 00:54:36,985 --> 00:54:40,546 We've got warm beds. Everyone stays. Genug. Enough said. 687 00:54:41,223 --> 00:54:46,251 -l hope you girls don't mind sharing. -No problem. We'll be okay. Right? 688 00:54:46,428 --> 00:54:51,559 -Yes. Yeah, we'll be fine, Mom. -You sure it's big enough? 689 00:54:52,634 --> 00:54:56,434 -l think we'll just fit. Good night. -Night. 690 00:54:59,174 --> 00:55:01,005 -Stop it! -You stop. 691 00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:04,873 -Kids! Good night, Stanley. -Good night. 692 00:55:06,648 --> 00:55:11,176 Poor Stanley. Didn't know what he was getting into, huh? 693 00:55:12,554 --> 00:55:19,118 -The Stein women are tough to please. -Take a better man than me. Clearly. 694 00:55:19,294 --> 00:55:23,628 -So how's your writing coming? -Oh, you know. Not. 695 00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:25,198 What do you mean? 696 00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:30,304 l don't want to be a writer anymore. l'm happier tearing down the work... 697 00:55:30,472 --> 00:55:35,102 ...of writers who are not as talented as l am and not as paralyzed. 698 00:55:35,277 --> 00:55:39,714 Any artistic frustration l have now l just take out on them. 699 00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:45,782 -Damn, man, you got dark. -l know. 700 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,992 This is so weird. 701 00:55:53,195 --> 00:55:56,995 ln a month of such normalcy. 702 00:55:59,401 --> 00:56:02,097 You're very quiet. 703 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:10,105 Jesus Christ, l feel like we're gonna be grounded or something. 704 00:56:24,493 --> 00:56:30,921 -Wait, Jess, what are you--? -Stop talking. lt's day 10. 705 00:56:37,639 --> 00:56:41,234 Fuck. There's nothing fucking on. 706 00:56:46,381 --> 00:56:50,545 Jesus, l was supposed to call Rach. 707 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:56,280 -You okay down here, man? -Yeah. Your mom left sheets. 708 00:56:57,392 --> 00:57:01,328 -All right, good night. -Good night. 709 00:57:25,721 --> 00:57:30,385 -Jesus. -Can l get some fries with that shake? 710 00:57:37,933 --> 00:57:41,425 Enough is enough. You never write, you never call. 711 00:57:41,603 --> 00:57:45,198 Are we breaking up or will you tell me about him? 712 00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:48,775 -Sweetie, no. -Okay, we're breaking up. 713 00:57:48,944 --> 00:57:51,504 No, l.... 714 00:57:52,914 --> 00:57:57,681 -Okay, yes, l've been seeing someone. -Duh! 715 00:57:57,853 --> 00:58:02,256 l just don't want to jinx it by talking about it. 716 00:58:02,424 --> 00:58:06,053 You know what? Just jinx it. Yeah. Okay, jinx it. 717 00:58:06,228 --> 00:58:10,528 How about we meet on Sunday, if my water doesn't break by then? 718 00:58:10,699 --> 00:58:15,693 The thing is, we're kind of laying low this weekend, he and l. 719 00:58:15,871 --> 00:58:19,898 -But maybe next week. -Not maybe. Definitely. 720 00:58:20,075 --> 00:58:21,940 Okay. Definitely. 721 00:58:26,248 --> 00:58:28,045 Knock, knock. 722 00:58:34,156 --> 00:58:37,922 -ls everything okay? -Yeah, why? 723 00:58:38,093 --> 00:58:41,290 You just don't seem like yourself lately. 724 00:58:41,463 --> 00:58:46,400 Yeah, well, you know, you don't either. 725 00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:48,559 Okay. 726 00:58:51,373 --> 00:58:55,503 -Hey, did you get the wedding invite? -Yeah. 727 00:58:55,677 --> 00:58:58,441 -They're beautiful, right? -Yeah. 728 00:58:58,613 --> 00:59:02,640 -Yeah, that's great for Danny. -Yeah, we're excited. 729 00:59:02,818 --> 00:59:04,581 Well, you should be. 730 00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:17,262 -Why can't you be happy for me? -You're an affront to gays and l'm gay. 731 00:59:17,432 --> 00:59:20,162 ls it so hard to believe l like her? Why? 732 00:59:20,335 --> 00:59:25,967 You like penis. You've had more cock than me, and l was a whore in the '80s. 733 00:59:26,141 --> 00:59:29,008 l'm sorry, ma'am. Come on, come on. 734 00:59:29,177 --> 00:59:32,635 lt's not something you try on to see if it fits. 735 00:59:32,814 --> 00:59:37,979 l can't put black polish on and join a gospel choir if l don't feel white. 736 00:59:38,153 --> 00:59:41,020 -That's a terrible analogy. -Why's that? 737 00:59:41,189 --> 00:59:43,783 -You're born black. -Exactly my point. 738 00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:48,521 Okay, so what do you think? lt's genius, right? 739 00:59:50,465 --> 00:59:54,629 -Who died? -l'm an affront to the gay community. 740 00:59:54,803 --> 00:59:58,068 -Not this again. -Why do you care who l'm with? 741 00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:02,643 -Why do you care? She likes this girl. -Straight girl. 742 01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:07,874 Straight girl, gay girl, what's the difference? An orgasm is an orgasm. 743 01:00:08,049 --> 01:00:11,985 lf Helen and l blew you, would you know the difference? 744 01:00:12,154 --> 01:00:14,884 Depends. Does Helen stop halfway through? 745 01:00:15,056 --> 01:00:18,321 -Too much information. -That happened once. 746 01:00:18,493 --> 01:00:22,987 And you were so drunk you could hardly even-- You know what? 747 01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:28,159 The point is, this person Helen's with seems lovely and smart. 748 01:00:28,336 --> 01:00:30,930 And a talented artist who's in our show. 749 01:00:31,106 --> 01:00:34,041 -Have you met her? -Well, no. 750 01:00:34,209 --> 01:00:37,201 Why haven't we met her? 751 01:00:49,191 --> 01:00:52,558 -How come you never make noise? -What? 752 01:00:52,727 --> 01:00:56,026 When we're having sex. ls it not good? 753 01:00:56,198 --> 01:00:58,860 Excuse me. What? lt's fine. lt's.... 754 01:00:59,034 --> 01:01:02,060 Because l can never tell. You're so quiet. 755 01:01:02,237 --> 01:01:07,971 And l make noise so you know what's working. Whatever you want, l'll do. 756 01:01:08,143 --> 01:01:12,637 -lf something's not working-- -lt's all fine. lf we could-- 757 01:01:12,814 --> 01:01:17,547 Like sometimes when l go down on you, it seems like you like it but-- 758 01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:20,882 This isn't the right time to talk about it. 759 01:01:21,056 --> 01:01:24,924 lt's never the right time, especially when it's the right time. 760 01:01:25,093 --> 01:01:29,792 -God, Jess, what are you doing here? -Oh, my God. Joan, hi! 761 01:01:29,965 --> 01:01:34,561 -What are you doing here? -Shopping, of course. 762 01:01:35,403 --> 01:01:38,497 Hi. Joan, this is Helen, a friend of mine. 763 01:01:38,673 --> 01:01:41,904 -Nice to meet you. -This is Joan, a friend. 764 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:45,444 What are you doing here? l thought you were laying low. 765 01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:47,639 Yes, l was. We were. 766 01:01:47,816 --> 01:01:50,808 And then my friend Helen here... 767 01:01:50,986 --> 01:01:55,320 ...actually volunteers for this homeless thing. 768 01:01:55,490 --> 01:01:59,426 And l had promised to help her make brownies today. 769 01:01:59,594 --> 01:02:04,190 And so we're getting the ingredients to make the brownies. 770 01:02:06,801 --> 01:02:09,929 Must make a pretty good brownie. 771 01:02:10,705 --> 01:02:14,038 -Lesbians? -l couldn't think of one thing to say! 772 01:02:14,209 --> 01:02:18,145 -l don't believe this! -l know, l know, l know, l know. 773 01:02:18,313 --> 01:02:22,477 lt's crazy, right? lt's a surreal episode. Are you horrified? 774 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:25,711 -Do you find me disgusting? -No, sweetie. 775 01:02:25,887 --> 01:02:28,879 -Are you sure? -Are you kidding? l'm impressed! 776 01:02:29,090 --> 01:02:32,389 -You are? -Matthew won't use the sex toys l buy. 777 01:02:32,594 --> 01:02:36,621 -Oh, my God. -And you're so conservative. 778 01:02:36,798 --> 01:02:39,631 -Fuck you, l know! -Does anyone else know? 779 01:02:39,801 --> 01:02:43,828 -No! Are you crazy? Don't tell Josh. -No, no, l won't. 780 01:02:44,005 --> 01:02:46,997 -No matter what you do. Don't ever. -l won't. 781 01:02:47,175 --> 01:02:52,374 -Shit! -This is huge. And it's so radical. 782 01:02:52,547 --> 01:02:56,244 -l know. -God, tell me everything. 783 01:02:56,418 --> 01:03:00,718 How did you meet this person? What? How did this--? 784 01:03:00,889 --> 01:03:04,484 Oh, don't tell me. 785 01:03:04,659 --> 01:03:07,719 You answered that ad! l don't believe it! 786 01:03:07,896 --> 01:03:09,488 -All right! -Oh, my God! 787 01:03:09,664 --> 01:03:11,859 l'm a hypocrite! l know, l know! 788 01:03:12,033 --> 01:03:16,197 lt was a whim. You know what? lt was this wacky, nutty whim. 789 01:03:16,371 --> 01:03:21,775 l'm a Rilke fan. l read that ad and l thought it'd be nice to meet a friend. 790 01:03:21,943 --> 01:03:24,912 Oh, my God! lt's all wrong. lt's not me! 791 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,777 l'm a Jew from Scarsdale. This has gotta stop. 792 01:03:28,950 --> 01:03:30,941 We have to pretend nothing-- 793 01:03:31,152 --> 01:03:35,680 -Stop! You're hysterical. -l gotta call her. No, l'm not. 794 01:03:35,857 --> 01:03:37,791 Breathe. 795 01:03:41,763 --> 01:03:43,390 What's she like? 796 01:03:43,565 --> 01:03:45,430 She's great. 797 01:03:48,236 --> 01:03:54,800 She's kind and witty and quirky and nurturing and evolved. All that crap. 798 01:03:54,976 --> 01:03:58,878 But she's a girl, you know? She's thin. 799 01:03:59,047 --> 01:04:03,416 She has thin arms, and she's soft and attentive, and it's wrong. 800 01:04:03,585 --> 01:04:04,950 How's the sex? 801 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,145 -lt's good. -Really? 802 01:04:07,322 --> 01:04:09,882 Yeah. Yeah. 803 01:04:10,058 --> 01:04:14,620 -Does she make you laugh? -Oh, yeah. A lot. We laugh a lot. 804 01:04:14,796 --> 01:04:18,562 -ls she as smart as you? -Yeah. Definitely. 805 01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:23,568 -She gets you? -She does. She really does. 806 01:04:23,738 --> 01:04:25,171 l mean... 807 01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:30,903 ...l think the thing is we just really click. You know? 808 01:04:31,579 --> 01:04:35,345 Sounds like you definitely need to put a stop to this. 809 01:04:48,530 --> 01:04:52,830 -Am l wearing this? This is bad. -For Rachel, you will wear this. 810 01:04:53,001 --> 01:04:56,129 -You look beautiful. -l look beautiful? 811 01:04:56,304 --> 01:04:58,966 l look like a heifer in her fifth month. 812 01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:01,506 -Do you want to eat? -Yes, let's go. 813 01:05:01,676 --> 01:05:04,702 l made a reservation next door. l told Helen. 814 01:05:04,879 --> 01:05:07,211 ln case she-- There she is. 815 01:05:07,382 --> 01:05:11,148 -What? -l left a message for her to join us. 816 01:05:11,319 --> 01:05:16,621 -Hi, dear. How are you? -What's all this? 817 01:05:16,791 --> 01:05:19,885 -Very funny. -No, really. What's going on? 818 01:05:20,061 --> 01:05:23,827 These are our dresses, sweetheart. For the wedding. 819 01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:26,699 For Daniel's wedding. 820 01:05:27,302 --> 01:05:30,794 Didn't l tell you? My brother's getting married. 821 01:05:30,972 --> 01:05:34,032 -No, you didn't. -You didn't tell her? 822 01:05:34,209 --> 01:05:37,406 -No, no, l did. l was sure that l had. -When? 823 01:05:37,579 --> 01:05:40,070 -When? -When is he getting married? 824 01:05:40,281 --> 01:05:44,547 Next weekend. Didn't you get the invitation? 825 01:05:47,922 --> 01:05:50,152 -Excuse me. -Oh, my God. Jessy. 826 01:05:50,325 --> 01:05:53,192 -l'm sorry. -What did l say? What happened? 827 01:05:53,361 --> 01:05:57,024 Nothing at all. Her brother died at his wedding. 828 01:05:57,198 --> 01:05:59,826 -He died? -Yeah, l'll explain later. 829 01:06:00,001 --> 01:06:02,993 Her brother died at a wedding? 830 01:06:03,671 --> 01:06:04,695 Please wait! 831 01:06:04,873 --> 01:06:09,367 -Your brother's getting married! -l was sure l told you. 832 01:06:09,544 --> 01:06:13,105 Stop! You're a terrible liar. One of your best qualities. 833 01:06:13,314 --> 01:06:14,747 Don't do this here. 834 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:20,047 l am so tired of being left out of half of your life! We are in a rela-- 835 01:06:20,221 --> 01:06:22,883 Relationship, whether you like it or-- 836 01:06:23,057 --> 01:06:25,924 Why am l whispering? This is the point! 837 01:06:26,094 --> 01:06:30,121 We have been though this. l never considered anything like this. 838 01:06:30,331 --> 01:06:32,697 Here we are. lt's happening. lt's good. 839 01:06:32,867 --> 01:06:36,064 l'm not ashamed of it. lf you are, we have a problem. 840 01:06:37,205 --> 01:06:39,230 She hates that dress. 841 01:06:39,407 --> 01:06:43,434 Let's not get crazy. You know? lt is good. lt's great. 842 01:06:43,611 --> 01:06:48,412 But l'm just not ready to deal with the complexities of.... 843 01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:54,078 -God, you can't even say it! -Say what? l never imagined doing this. 844 01:06:54,255 --> 01:06:57,816 You are doing this! This didn't just happen to you. 845 01:06:57,992 --> 01:07:03,055 -lt feels like it did. l'm sorry. -l can't be with you... 846 01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:07,565 ...and be intimate and be shut out of basic things in your life! 847 01:07:07,735 --> 01:07:13,071 What's so terrible about having privacy in this? To see if it makes sense? 848 01:07:13,241 --> 01:07:17,473 When you don't acknowledge who l am, l feel like you're ashamed. 849 01:07:17,645 --> 01:07:19,909 -l'm not! -That's how it feels. 850 01:07:20,081 --> 01:07:24,745 -God, what do you want? -Take me to your brother's wedding. 851 01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:27,650 l can't. 852 01:07:28,089 --> 01:07:32,958 l'm sorry. l just can't. 853 01:07:34,529 --> 01:07:39,125 Fine. l can't either. 854 01:07:56,451 --> 01:07:59,284 Hey, it's Jess. Leave me a message. 855 01:07:59,454 --> 01:08:04,289 Okay, we did it. Hannah Claire Levine, 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 856 01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:09,453 Sorry we didn't call sooner. It was 3 a.m. and it went fast, thank God. 857 01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:14,364 It's the worst pain one will ever know. You can't imagine. 858 01:08:14,535 --> 01:08:17,333 I'm in room 325 at Sinai. 859 01:08:17,505 --> 01:08:22,340 Oh, my God! Can you believe? Come by soon. Where are you? 860 01:08:47,869 --> 01:08:53,569 The only woman to love me, not in spite of my faults, but because of them. 861 01:09:05,353 --> 01:09:08,083 l'm gonna go get some air. 862 01:09:16,631 --> 01:09:21,091 -Helen, hey. -Oh, Josh, hi. 863 01:09:22,503 --> 01:09:25,438 l'm flattered, but it's not a good time. 864 01:09:25,606 --> 01:09:27,597 They're for Jessica. 865 01:09:28,609 --> 01:09:30,873 Sorry. 866 01:09:31,446 --> 01:09:35,780 l heard the opening was tonight, and l wanted to wish her well. 867 01:09:35,950 --> 01:09:41,786 -That's sweet, but she's not here. -You're kidding. Why not? 868 01:09:41,956 --> 01:09:46,655 She's got a lot going on. Wedding stuff, rehearsal dinner. 869 01:09:46,828 --> 01:09:50,594 l am so stupid. Will l see you there tomorrow? 870 01:09:50,798 --> 01:09:54,097 No, you won't. 871 01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:03,840 -ls that hers? -Oh, yeah. 872 01:10:08,783 --> 01:10:10,978 lt's a pretty powerful piece. 873 01:10:11,152 --> 01:10:17,921 Yeah. Amazing that someone like Jessica takes such risks in her work. 874 01:10:18,092 --> 01:10:20,993 She certainly doesn't anywhere else. 875 01:11:02,036 --> 01:11:04,732 Beautiful toast. 876 01:11:04,906 --> 01:11:07,670 Yeah, it was. 877 01:11:10,812 --> 01:11:12,473 You okay? 878 01:11:15,383 --> 01:11:18,113 l don't know. No? 879 01:11:20,021 --> 01:11:22,615 What is it, Jess? 880 01:11:23,524 --> 01:11:25,719 l just.... 881 01:11:25,893 --> 01:11:29,761 Sometimes l think l'm gonna be alone forever. 882 01:11:33,267 --> 01:11:36,236 You can jump in anytime. 883 01:11:38,906 --> 01:11:44,640 You're my love, you know that? My beloved. 884 01:11:46,781 --> 01:11:49,909 Sometimes l worry for you. 885 01:11:50,084 --> 01:11:52,746 l worry for me too. 886 01:12:01,929 --> 01:12:04,454 Sweetheart. 887 01:12:07,802 --> 01:12:12,398 l will never forget, when you were in the fifth grade... 888 01:12:12,573 --> 01:12:18,239 ...and you were so excited when you got the lead in the play. Remember? 889 01:12:18,412 --> 01:12:22,178 Really Rosie? Yeah. l remember. 890 01:12:22,783 --> 01:12:27,277 You came home after the first day of rehearsal and you said: 891 01:12:27,455 --> 01:12:33,325 ''Mommy, l'm not gonna do it. l quit.'' Just like that. 892 01:12:33,494 --> 01:12:38,989 And l turned to you and l said, ''Jessy. Jessy, my love, why?'' 893 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,431 You said, ''Because my costar isn't good enough. 894 01:12:42,603 --> 01:12:46,505 lf my costar isn't good, then the play won't be good. 895 01:12:46,707 --> 01:12:52,077 And l don't want to be part of any play that isn't good enough.'' 896 01:12:52,246 --> 01:12:55,147 And l thought to myself: 897 01:13:00,221 --> 01:13:03,987 ''This child will suffer. 898 01:13:04,158 --> 01:13:08,424 How this child will suffer.'' 899 01:13:08,729 --> 01:13:11,755 Then they gave it to the mieskeit with glasses. 900 01:13:11,933 --> 01:13:14,527 Tess Greenblatt. God, she was terrible. 901 01:13:14,735 --> 01:13:17,932 Right, and you would have been great! 902 01:13:18,105 --> 01:13:22,508 And you had to watch Terrible Tess do it with that guy... 903 01:13:22,677 --> 01:13:25,271 ...who was actually quite excellent. 904 01:13:25,446 --> 01:13:30,110 -He was. He was very good. -And you know... 905 01:13:30,284 --> 01:13:35,779 ...l always think that you would have been so much happier doing that play. 906 01:13:35,957 --> 01:13:41,224 Even if it was just okay. Even if it was great. 907 01:13:41,395 --> 01:13:44,831 Just not the best ever. 908 01:13:44,999 --> 01:13:47,399 And maybe... 909 01:13:50,137 --> 01:13:56,474 ...just maybe, it would have been the best ever. 910 01:13:56,711 --> 01:13:59,202 You never know. 911 01:14:06,654 --> 01:14:08,884 Jessy. 912 01:14:09,890 --> 01:14:12,017 Yeah? 913 01:14:20,668 --> 01:14:23,000 l think you-- 914 01:14:26,173 --> 01:14:29,540 l think she's a very nice girl. 915 01:15:04,945 --> 01:15:07,573 Hey, it's Jess. Leave me a message. 916 01:15:07,748 --> 01:15:12,981 Jessica. Hi, it's Josh Meyers. 917 01:15:13,888 --> 01:15:17,847 l just wanted to.... Oh, God, l wish you were home. 918 01:15:24,131 --> 01:15:28,397 l'm wearing this. Do you have any interest in this one? 919 01:15:35,176 --> 01:15:36,768 Mazel tov! 920 01:15:39,780 --> 01:15:44,240 You did great. Aren't they gorgeous? Oh, darling. 921 01:15:44,418 --> 01:15:47,979 -How's it going? -Are you the lesbian? 922 01:15:48,155 --> 01:15:54,287 We want you to know how welcome you are in the family. Right, Sid? 923 01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:57,431 -l told her ''welcome'' three times. -Jesus. 924 01:15:57,698 --> 01:16:01,532 l've been hearing about The One for 20 years now. 925 01:16:01,702 --> 01:16:03,761 l thought it'd be a guy. 926 01:16:03,938 --> 01:16:08,375 l know. l don't believe that there's just one person. 927 01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:11,033 l think there are, like, seven. 928 01:16:18,219 --> 01:16:21,780 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 929 01:16:21,956 --> 01:16:25,119 -Are you okay? ls it horrible? -l'm fine. 930 01:16:25,292 --> 01:16:28,159 Your dress looks good. l'll be right back. 931 01:16:28,562 --> 01:16:31,360 l don't know what she sees in her. 932 01:16:31,532 --> 01:16:34,399 -She's flat-chested. -Jesus, Mother. 933 01:16:34,568 --> 01:16:37,401 But at least you're Jewish, right, dear? 934 01:16:37,571 --> 01:16:41,007 -No, but l've been to a Seder. -Well, that's.... 935 01:16:41,175 --> 01:16:44,576 Hey, congratulations. l'm sorry l'm a little late. 936 01:16:44,745 --> 01:16:46,975 Congratulations. 937 01:16:49,216 --> 01:16:51,411 -l've been looking for you. -Why? 938 01:16:51,585 --> 01:16:55,021 Well, just to.... Did you get my...? 939 01:16:55,189 --> 01:16:56,713 -What? -Nothing. 940 01:16:56,891 --> 01:16:58,688 -What? -Doesn't matter. 941 01:16:58,859 --> 01:17:01,692 Helen, dear, have you thought about kids? 942 01:17:01,862 --> 01:17:06,231 You could, of course, each try artificially inseminating. 943 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:10,268 Could you excuse me for a minute? l really have to pee. 944 01:17:10,471 --> 01:17:13,269 -Did you see the view? -No, not yet. 945 01:17:13,474 --> 01:17:16,170 Well, why don't we just go look at it? 946 01:17:23,350 --> 01:17:25,079 -Hi, Helen. -Oh, my God. 947 01:17:25,686 --> 01:17:31,215 Joan, hi. Sorry, l was just.... 948 01:17:31,392 --> 01:17:34,259 -l know. Do you smoke? -No, l don't. 949 01:17:34,428 --> 01:17:38,057 Good. Neither do l. 950 01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:42,528 -Oh, my God. -l know. 951 01:17:42,703 --> 01:17:46,639 -lt's so beautiful. -Yeah. 952 01:17:48,108 --> 01:17:51,305 -Are you cold? -No, l'm fine. 953 01:17:51,512 --> 01:17:53,878 -Take my jacket. -Really, l'm fine. 954 01:17:54,048 --> 01:17:56,243 Jessica. 955 01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:59,109 -What? -Are you okay? 956 01:17:59,286 --> 01:18:00,548 Yeah, why? 957 01:18:00,721 --> 01:18:05,283 l just haven't heard you say my first name in a decade. 958 01:18:05,459 --> 01:18:08,326 Oh, right. Sorry. 959 01:18:08,529 --> 01:18:11,657 -Stein, just take my coat. -Okay, thanks. 960 01:18:13,167 --> 01:18:16,466 -lt's just like kissing a guy. -No, it's not. 961 01:18:16,637 --> 01:18:19,401 No, it's not. 962 01:18:19,573 --> 01:18:21,564 How's it different? 963 01:18:23,777 --> 01:18:28,271 The lips are softer and the body's softer... 964 01:18:28,449 --> 01:18:33,751 ...and there's this nonthreatening, but very exciting.... 965 01:18:35,823 --> 01:18:39,054 lt's kind of hard to describe. 966 01:18:41,662 --> 01:18:44,631 lt's pretty fucking awesome, actually. 967 01:18:55,209 --> 01:18:58,178 -The zipper-- -Like, a year? 968 01:18:58,345 --> 01:19:00,939 -An hour. -Then you've impacted the world. 969 01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:06,314 This is exactly-- l've always had this theory along the same lines. 970 01:19:06,487 --> 01:19:13,325 lt's really stupid, but l've felt like if you came up with a good quote.... 971 01:19:13,494 --> 01:19:16,224 -Right. Of course. -But a good one. 972 01:19:16,397 --> 01:19:19,525 Like, ''Nothing to fear but fear itself.'' 973 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:23,067 ''Ask not what your country--'' Then you're done! 974 01:19:23,237 --> 01:19:26,673 That's immortality in one light bulb moment. 975 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:32,039 You go off to some Caribbean island, and drink all day and read and-- 976 01:19:32,212 --> 01:19:35,238 -What are you doing? -l just.... 977 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:40,012 Hey, Meyers, take it easy. We got plenty. lt's an open bar. 978 01:19:40,187 --> 01:19:44,920 l needed that, unfortunately, because l have to tell you something. 979 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:48,253 And it's just gonna be hard. 980 01:19:49,129 --> 01:19:53,725 Oh, my God. Are you firing me? That's really great! 981 01:19:53,901 --> 01:19:58,065 No, l'm not firing you. l went to see your show last night. 982 01:19:58,238 --> 01:20:02,504 And l brought you flowers because l knew you were sad. 983 01:20:02,676 --> 01:20:06,908 The truth is, you've been really happy lately. l've noticed. 984 01:20:07,081 --> 01:20:11,950 l mean, so happy and that's made me really sad. 985 01:20:12,152 --> 01:20:15,121 l'm inexplicably, deeply sad. 986 01:20:15,289 --> 01:20:21,353 You know? Different than my general snarky, bitter, tortured thing. 987 01:20:22,663 --> 01:20:26,224 Anyway, l went to see your show, not knowing why... 988 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,699 ...and l saw your piece. 989 01:20:29,870 --> 01:20:33,135 And l stared. 990 01:20:33,307 --> 01:20:36,970 And then l had to get out of there. l ran home. 991 01:20:37,177 --> 01:20:40,169 And l started writing. 992 01:20:40,881 --> 01:20:45,147 Just writing all night. l wrote all night and into today. 993 01:20:45,319 --> 01:20:49,449 That's why l was late. l was writing, and you know what? 994 01:20:49,623 --> 01:20:56,153 l was happy doing it. Really happy for the first time in a long time. 995 01:20:56,330 --> 01:20:59,891 As soon as l felt this thing, this happy thing... 996 01:21:00,067 --> 01:21:02,467 ...l wanted to be with you. 997 01:21:04,338 --> 01:21:07,466 You were the first person l wanted to be with. 998 01:21:07,641 --> 01:21:11,907 Then it hit me. Around 6 a.m., you know, it hit me... 999 01:21:12,112 --> 01:21:16,071 ...that the reason l was sad when you got so happy... 1000 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:19,117 ...and l was happier when you got sad... 1001 01:21:19,286 --> 01:21:22,653 ...was not because l didn't want you to be happy. 1002 01:21:22,823 --> 01:21:27,590 lt was just because l wanted to be part of the reason you were happy. 1003 01:21:27,761 --> 01:21:29,956 l want to make you happy. 1004 01:21:56,056 --> 01:22:01,016 So, what l'm wondering right about now is... 1005 01:22:01,195 --> 01:22:05,461 ...do you have any reaction to what l just said? 1006 01:22:05,632 --> 01:22:12,162 Or more specifically, do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow? Maybe? 1007 01:22:20,981 --> 01:22:23,575 l definitely need another drink. 1008 01:22:23,784 --> 01:22:25,684 No, wait. 1009 01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:30,085 l would have dinner with you, but l can't. 1010 01:22:30,290 --> 01:22:32,986 l can't have dinner. 1011 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:36,254 What? Not the season? 1012 01:22:36,430 --> 01:22:41,595 No, l can't have dinner with you... 1013 01:22:41,802 --> 01:22:44,862 ...because l'm with Helen. 1014 01:22:45,572 --> 01:22:49,668 -You're gonna have dinner with Helen? -No. 1015 01:22:49,843 --> 01:22:52,277 l'm... 1016 01:22:52,446 --> 01:22:55,813 ...with Helen. 1017 01:23:00,721 --> 01:23:04,885 -As in ''with'' with? -Right. ''With'' with. 1018 01:23:08,428 --> 01:23:11,864 -l don't know what to say. -l don't either. 1019 01:23:12,032 --> 01:23:14,193 -Jess? -Yeah. 1020 01:23:14,368 --> 01:23:18,099 -They're serving the first course. -Oh, great. 1021 01:23:21,542 --> 01:23:24,272 Right. Excuse me. l'm sorry. 1022 01:23:32,119 --> 01:23:34,280 How are you? 1023 01:23:34,755 --> 01:23:36,950 l'm good, thanks. 1024 01:23:39,259 --> 01:23:41,454 That's good. 1025 01:24:02,883 --> 01:24:04,680 Take these right now. 1026 01:24:04,885 --> 01:24:06,443 Oh, my God. 1027 01:24:13,126 --> 01:24:15,287 That's good. We are done. 1028 01:24:16,396 --> 01:24:18,762 -We have more. -l don't want to. 1029 01:24:18,999 --> 01:24:20,432 Come on. 1030 01:24:28,942 --> 01:24:31,103 l have to get them that. 1031 01:24:31,511 --> 01:24:34,708 Watch! He's gonna-- 1032 01:24:34,982 --> 01:24:37,177 Oh, my God. 1033 01:24:37,651 --> 01:24:39,915 He's right there. 1034 01:24:43,690 --> 01:24:47,421 -Oh, my God. -That doesn't matter. 1035 01:24:53,133 --> 01:24:59,333 lt's for your heart. For running, for movement. A bit of whatever. 1036 01:24:59,806 --> 01:25:03,139 Amost there. Almost there. 1037 01:25:03,310 --> 01:25:08,543 Almost there. Come on, come on. Time to go. 1038 01:25:11,652 --> 01:25:15,019 -Come on. -Hey, wait! 1039 01:25:52,893 --> 01:25:56,795 Sweetie, l'm exhausted. l'm gonna hit the hay. 1040 01:26:08,709 --> 01:26:10,802 Thank you. 1041 01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:26,652 -That must be a pretty good book. -lt is. lt's amazing, actually. 1042 01:26:28,295 --> 01:26:31,526 -That's enough reading for one night. -Stop it. 1043 01:26:31,765 --> 01:26:35,895 l just want to finish this chapter. lt's really interesting. 1044 01:26:40,173 --> 01:26:41,902 Sorry. 1045 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:49,840 -Oh, fuck. -What? 1046 01:26:50,117 --> 01:26:52,950 l forgot to pick up my dry cleaning. 1047 01:26:53,186 --> 01:26:55,484 Oh, l got it. 1048 01:26:56,123 --> 01:26:58,990 -You did? -Yeah. 1049 01:27:12,472 --> 01:27:16,772 -Can't we talk about this? -We've talked. We talk all the time. 1050 01:27:17,010 --> 01:27:21,344 -l know. lsn't it great? -Of course. Our talks are great. 1051 01:27:21,581 --> 01:27:25,017 -Good communication is the key. -We never have sex. 1052 01:27:25,218 --> 01:27:27,982 -Yes, we do. What do you mean? -We don't. 1053 01:27:28,188 --> 01:27:31,817 -Yes, we do! -When was the last time, sweetie? 1054 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,958 -l gotta think about it. -A month ago. 1055 01:27:36,196 --> 01:27:41,224 Okay, but it was good. Right? lt was good. Wasn't it good? 1056 01:27:41,468 --> 01:27:45,336 -You drank a bottle of wine. -l didn't. That's not true. 1057 01:27:45,539 --> 01:27:48,872 -l had maybe two-- -What we have is a friendship! 1058 01:27:49,142 --> 01:27:51,372 -What do you mean? -We're best friends. 1059 01:27:51,611 --> 01:27:56,241 -l know, isn't it great? -lt's great. lt just isn't enough. 1060 01:27:56,516 --> 01:28:00,543 -l love you. -l love you too. That isn't the issue. 1061 01:28:00,821 --> 01:28:04,518 -What is the issue? -l want somebody who wants me. 1062 01:28:04,758 --> 01:28:08,421 -l want someone who craves me. -l crave you. 1063 01:28:08,695 --> 01:28:11,562 Someone who wants to rip my clothes off. 1064 01:28:11,832 --> 01:28:17,828 Why? Why can't it just be great and loving and tender? 1065 01:28:18,071 --> 01:28:20,539 Why is that not enough for you? 1066 01:28:20,740 --> 01:28:25,177 Don't you think maybe you place too much emphasis on sex? 1067 01:28:25,412 --> 01:28:28,677 Maybe it's one component of a larger package? 1068 01:28:28,915 --> 01:28:33,545 -l want the whole package! -l think we have it! We live together. 1069 01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:36,587 We're roommates! 1070 01:28:37,424 --> 01:28:40,791 How can you say that to me? 1071 01:28:43,463 --> 01:28:47,923 Hi, it's Jessica and Helen. We're not home right now. 1072 01:28:48,168 --> 01:28:52,264 If you leave us a message, we'll definitely call you back. 1073 01:28:52,939 --> 01:28:59,242 Hello, it's Mom. Dad got reservations for us at Nobu, and not at 5:30. 1074 01:29:46,426 --> 01:29:51,329 -Can l just stick this on the board? -Oh, yeah. Sure. 1075 01:29:53,333 --> 01:29:58,100 -You're an artist? -Yeah. Trying to be. Thanks. 1076 01:29:58,305 --> 01:30:00,466 l might know somebody. 1077 01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:03,368 You know somebody who might be interested? 1078 01:30:03,610 --> 01:30:07,944 Should l leave you one? Maybe l'll leave you three. 1079 01:30:08,448 --> 01:30:14,045 Well, l would really be grateful. So, thanks for the.... 1080 01:30:14,254 --> 01:30:18,156 -Jessica? -Oh, my God! Hi! 1081 01:30:20,493 --> 01:30:24,327 -How are you? -l'm good. l'm great. How are you? 1082 01:30:24,497 --> 01:30:29,264 -l'm good. -God, it's been a really long time. 1083 01:30:29,869 --> 01:30:31,461 So how's--? 1084 01:30:31,671 --> 01:30:34,401 -l'm sorry. -No. l was just gonna say-- 1085 01:30:34,641 --> 01:30:39,135 -l'm sorry. You go ahead. -How's your writing coming? 1086 01:30:39,312 --> 01:30:42,770 -lt's glamorous. -Oh, right. l can see that. 1087 01:30:43,016 --> 01:30:46,918 -How's the paper? -l quit, actually. 1088 01:30:47,087 --> 01:30:50,750 -Really? -l left a few months after you did. 1089 01:30:50,924 --> 01:30:53,916 -That's great. -Yeah. lt was really great. 1090 01:30:54,194 --> 01:30:59,063 -So you're painting? -Yes. l mean, not for cash, but yeah. 1091 01:30:59,332 --> 01:31:01,596 -Well, who needs cash? -l do. 1092 01:31:01,835 --> 01:31:04,065 Right. Right. 1093 01:31:04,337 --> 01:31:08,034 -How's Helen? -Oh, she's good. 1094 01:31:08,308 --> 01:31:12,438 She's great. We're not together anymore. 1095 01:31:12,679 --> 01:31:14,442 -l'm sorry. -Thanks. 1096 01:31:14,681 --> 01:31:18,947 -What happened? -She dumped me. 1097 01:31:21,221 --> 01:31:24,452 -That's bad. l'm sorry. -Thank you. 1098 01:31:24,691 --> 01:31:30,220 What are you gonna do? She wanted to be with somebody a little more.... 1099 01:31:30,463 --> 01:31:31,896 A little more? 1100 01:31:32,065 --> 01:31:37,128 A little more gay, l guess, was the thing. 1101 01:31:39,706 --> 01:31:44,075 -What are you gonna do, right? -Yeah, what are you gonna do? 1102 01:31:44,344 --> 01:31:47,211 -But we're friends now. -That's good. 1103 01:31:47,380 --> 01:31:50,247 -Yeah, it's very good. -Friends are good. 1104 01:31:50,483 --> 01:31:52,246 Friends are good. 1105 01:31:56,790 --> 01:31:58,758 Sweetie? 1106 01:31:59,426 --> 01:32:03,055 -Will you please turn that off? -No, you turn it off. 1107 01:32:03,296 --> 01:32:05,594 You set it. You gotta get up. 1108 01:32:05,865 --> 01:32:11,303 l do have to get up. l turned it last time. You do it. 1109 01:32:11,504 --> 01:32:13,768 -l'll make the coffee. -All right. 1110 01:32:13,973 --> 01:32:18,569 Oh, my God. You slept on my arm the entire night. 1111 01:32:19,813 --> 01:32:22,247 Oh, wait. 1112 01:32:24,484 --> 01:32:25,883 Good to see you. 1113 01:32:26,086 --> 01:32:27,917 -lt was nice. -Same. 1114 01:32:28,154 --> 01:32:30,987 Okay, take care. 1115 01:32:32,125 --> 01:32:34,593 l'd love to get your-- 1116 01:32:34,828 --> 01:32:36,989 -New number. -Yeah. 1117 01:32:37,197 --> 01:32:40,098 You know what? lt's all in this flyer. 1118 01:32:40,266 --> 01:32:43,827 My new number. Actually my e-mail is best these days. 1119 01:32:44,104 --> 01:32:48,700 -E-mail? -Yeah, l succumbed. E-mail is best. 1120 01:32:48,942 --> 01:32:52,901 Yeah, e-mail. Okay, thanks. 1121 01:32:53,146 --> 01:32:56,343 -l'll see you later. -Take care of yourself. 1122 01:33:07,360 --> 01:33:10,454 She's not here yet. She ran into Josh Meyers. 1123 01:33:10,663 --> 01:33:14,121 That's why she's late. l'll get the whole story. 1124 01:33:14,334 --> 01:33:16,234 Hey, sweetie! 1125 01:33:16,536 --> 01:33:21,166 Hi! Jessica just got here. l gotta go. Okay, l will. Bye. 1126 01:33:21,441 --> 01:33:23,841 -Laurie sends her love. -Thank you. 1127 01:33:24,077 --> 01:33:27,535 So, what did he say? 1128 01:33:27,814 --> 01:33:29,577 l got really nervous. 1129 01:33:29,849 --> 01:33:34,183 -Oh, my God. -l know, l know. Right? 1130 01:36:43,009 --> 01:36:44,033 [ENGLlSH]