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{\an8}All across the world,
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{\an8}and maybe ever since
the beginning of time,
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{\an8}different cultures had different ways
of celebrating a kid coming of age.
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{\an8}There's the quinceañera.
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{\an8} There's Sweet 16.
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{\an8}There's also something
called land diving.
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My dad told me that
in the Brazilian Amazon,
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there's this thing called
a bullet ant initiation
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where fire ants crawl all over your hands
and bite you.
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And if you can handle the pain,
you're ready to be a man.
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I told him if he thinks that sounds bad,
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try being a girl in middle school.
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Everyone has their own thing.
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And we have ours.
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Va-y'chal Moshe...
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At a Bar or Bat Mitzvah,
when you're 13,
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you step before friends,
family, and elders of the temple
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and read from the Torah.
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Then, there's usually a party.
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All right, mishpachah,
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please say hello
to our newest and most fabulous adult,
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Stacy Friedman!
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Your Bat Mitzvah
is the first day of your adult life,
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and everyone knows an iconic adult life
hinges on how it starts.
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♪ I don't care, I love it ♪
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{\an8}The theme.
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- The food.
- Can I get one?
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The entrance video.
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It all tells a story.
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Who do I want to be?
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Will I have amazing lifelong friends
like Lydia Rodriguez Katz?
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Nothing before that day matters
because that was the old you, the kid you.
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Now you're an adult.
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So who cares if two years ago
you accidentally peed yourself
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during a field trip and had to get
a secret dry pants delivery
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from your awesome older sister Ronnie?
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This is a hypothetical situation
of course.
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♪ I love it ♪
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Go Stacy! That's my sister!
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And what better way
to kick off adulthood
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than with the hottest guy
in seventh grade?
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♪ I love it ♪
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♪ You keep me under your spell ♪
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♪ You keep me under your spell ♪
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♪ You keep me under your spell ♪
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Andy, what are you doing?
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Stacy, I've loved you since the first time
I saw you in the temple's Purim Pageant.
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You were the finest Queen Esther
I ever laid eyes on.
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Is it okay if I officially signify me
being your boyfriend by giving you a kiss?
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Consent given, Andy Goldfarb.
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Stacy!
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Stacy,
we're gonna be late. Let's go.
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I know you can hear me.
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One second,
I'm flossing like you tell me to!
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- Now I'm gurgling.
- Well, hurry up!
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- You too, Ronnie!
- I'm ready!
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You always say that. Never ready.
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- Ugh. Fine you got me. I'm not ready.
- Yankees are winning.
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That's what you're wearing?
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Yeah, I don't even know who this kid is.
I'm not gonna wear a suit.
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It's a junior high friend.
We have to get to know those parents too.
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I don't want to get to know 'em.
I liked when they were little.
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All we had to know was them
and the trampoline park guy.
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Ronnie, we're gonna be late!
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I'll be ready when Stacy's ready, Mom.
It's all good.
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Hey, Andy, of course I'll share
a matzo ball soup with you.
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Hi, Andy. I like your yarmulke.
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I didn't know you were going
to the Bat Mitzvah tonight, that's cool.
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Honey, what are you looking for?
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I can't find my earring.
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Oh, good luck.
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Keep looking, baby.
Keep looking. Take your time.
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Stacy!
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Sorry, I'm coming!
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Those are cool.
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- Mom will never let you wear them, though.
- She won't even notice.
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And if she does,
I'll put on a sad show for Dad.
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Oh, she'll notice. She'll hate them.
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And Dad will feel bad, but ultimately
be too afraid to stand up to Mom.
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I've known them longer than you.
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Um, excuse me,
what are those things on your feet?
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Lydia's mom bought us each a pair,
so we could twin.
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What's twin?
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Wearing the same thing.
It's very seventh grade.
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Take them off. You look like a stripper.
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- Mom, you can't say that.
- Yeah, Mom. You're gonna get cancelled.
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Oh boy.
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Take them off or lose your phone.
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Oh.
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No, you can't. Just take them off.
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Everyone in the car.
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Thirty seconds or there's going
to be no food left at this thing.
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You're the one who's not ready.
We're ready.
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- I don't know where my earring is.
- Babe, did you look everywhere? Honestly?
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'Cause if you look hard enough,
you can find it.
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Why would you do that to me?
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Because I knew the girls needed more time.
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I also... I don't want to go
to this thing at all.
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- You guys are the worst.
- Yeah. I love you. Okay.
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Come on, Mom, just let her wear the shoes.
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It's not fair to Lydia
to make her wear them by herself.
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Okay. You're going to hate them
in two minutes.
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You're welcome.
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Thank you. Love you.
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- Whoa. Ow!
- Stacy!
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I'm coming!
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Ugh, fine.
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Move, child!
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Coming, sorry!
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- Oh yeah!
- Oh, nice job.
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Taking after Dad
with the dress clothes and sneakers.
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Comfort always
comes first, sweetie.
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- There she is!
- She's limping. Hi, sweetheart!
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- Hi, Lyd!
- Lydia, Lydia encyclopedia.
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Hi, guys!
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Nice shoes. You look super cute, Lydia.
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Oh, thanks, Ron Ron.
Stacy and I are twinning.
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We heard.
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Hmm. Not anymore.
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- You took yours off.
- I got you.
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- Oh, thank you. I couldn't feel my feet.
- Mom and Dad know we're taking you?
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Well, I told my mom, and then she told
Dad's lawyer, so we're good to go.
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Nice!
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Ugh! Dad, can you turn this song off?
It's embarrassing.
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Why is it embarrassing?
No one's around to hear it.
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Oh my God! You're humiliating me!
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All right! I'll turn it off. Jesus.
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I turned it off, guys!
What are we still upset about?
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Their watching sad videos
to see who can cry first.
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You're trying to cry. That is so bizarre.
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Ugh! You're so freaking good at this game.
I hate it.
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Everybody in this house needs a shrink.
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Yeah, you need two.
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Ten.
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That's nice.
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Everyone be normal. We're going to temple.
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Here's your music.
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Make some noise, mishpachah!
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Woohoo!
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It's Devin's B'nai Mitzvah!
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They're becoming an adult.
Let's hear it for Devin!
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We've been pushing all the teachers
to assign more homework.
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If we want to prepare our kids
for this world, we gotta start 'em early.
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India's been kicking our ass.
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- I'm always telling my son, Marvin...
- I'm sorry.
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Can I interrupt you for one second?
I think this is on behalf of the table.
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We came here
to enjoy chicken and fish tonight
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and maybe have a few drinks,
so could you stop talking?
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♪ I want your stupid love ♪
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Thank you.
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Wow!
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This is such a classic.
Have you watched Leprechaun in the Hood?
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Dude, that's a masterpiece.
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We know. We've seen it. It was awful.
Can you just let us watch our movie?
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Bye!
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That hurt.
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- We've seen that?
- No.
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Okay, I love this Carnivale theme,
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but your Candyland theme
is gonna be the best of the year.
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Oh, until your New York theme
puts the entire school to shame!
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If my parents let me have it.
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Did your dad talk to DJ Schmuley yet?
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Let me hear you scream,
"DJ Schmuley is my king!"
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DJ Schmuley is my king!
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- He's already been booked. We got it!
- Sweet!
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Looking nice, ladies!
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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Can you believe
we're becoming adults this year?
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- No.
- Yeah.
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My mom actually let me shave
my legs this afternoon.
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First time. So magical.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you, Nikki!
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It burns so bad right now, like somebody
wiped wasabi all over my shins.
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Oh.
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Oh my God.
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Why do Kym, Anya,
and Megan always look so cool?
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Are those birds rescued?
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- Say what?
- They better be.
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- They scare me.
- Yeah, you know what else is scary?
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Nikki's mom is allowing Ronnie and Zaara
to drink alcohol!
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One, two, three. Woo!
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Okay, let me hide those.
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Yeah, she's trying to be like a cool mom.
It's really weird.
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Let's go!
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Oh my God,
Andy Goldfarb looks so cute tonight.
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♪ Let's go ♪
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Do you realize
that one day he will be mine,
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and you will have a cool boyfriend too,
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and then we'll have a joint wedding
and move to adjoining lofts in Tribeca?
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In Taylor Swift's building?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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I'm gonna talk to him.
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- What?
- I'm ready.
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You should, Stace. Yeah, you got this.
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Come with me, please.
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- Yeah.
- Let's go.
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Go, go, go. You got this.
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Gang way!
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Hey, wait for me!
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- No! You're embarrassing me.
- Yes!
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♪ I don't eat, I don't sleep ♪
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♪ I do nothing but think of you ♪
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♪ You keep me under your spell ♪
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♪ You keep me under your... ♪
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Hey, Stacy.
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I like your kicks.
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Andy, smile!
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Finish him!
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Why would Mateo do that?
That was so uncalled for.
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Oh, sorry.
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Completely. Sorry.
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Why does Andy hang out
with that Italian exchange student anyway?
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I think he's Ecuadorian.
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Whatever. I heard he has a girlfriend
back home. She's in college.
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Um, no. I think that's, like, illegal.
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Oh my God!
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- Sorry.
- What's wrong with you?
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- Why would you do that? So embarrassing.
- I'm sorry.
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All right, everybody, make some noise!
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♪ If you don't wanna see me
Dancing with somebody ♪
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♪ If you wanna believe... ♪
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Come on, let's dance, everybody! Come on!
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♪ Don't show up, don't come out ♪
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♪ Don't start caring about me now ♪
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- Let me hear you scream, Schmu...
- Ley!
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- Schmu...
- Ley!
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- Schmu, Schmu...
- Ley!
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Why does everybody like this idiot?
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- He's the best!
- The best.
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You've been officially Schmulitized!
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Thank you family
for joining us today.
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Let me take you all on a journey.
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Picture this. My entrance video starts...
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Which, as we know,
sets the tone for the entire Bat Mitzvah.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Ugh, Ronnie!
- Girls, come on.
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Anyway, I descend the stairs
of a private yacht on the Hudson River
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to cheers and fireworks.
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Whoa.
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Then! Oh, who's that zipping by
on a jet ski?
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Why that's international recording artist
Olivia Rodrigo.
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Wait, how we gonna pay for this?
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Oh, we have ideas.
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They... they got ideas, honey.
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Okay.
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No. Wait. No. The old guy
was supposed to be for your dad.
247
00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:34,125
Oh no. Just keep going.
248
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,833
- There.
- Okay.
249
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,958
Oh, this is amazing.
250
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,750
- Shut up, Ronnie.
- No, you shut up.
251
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:41,875
I'll kill you, Ronnie.
252
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,666
Not if I stab you first!
253
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:44,958
Oh, that's... that's nice.
254
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:48,625
Oh my God, this is important!
I'm becoming a freaking woman, everyone!
255
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:52,041
Okay, woman. All you should worry about
right now is your mitzvah project
256
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,541
and practicing your Haftarah.
257
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,458
- Mm-hmm.
- That's not important!
258
00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,916
I mean, it is important to you
and other old people and God and stuff.
259
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,583
But to me, the party is important.
260
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:06,708
If this doesn't go well,
I could end up like Kate Kossman.
261
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,500
You are not gonna end up
like Kate Kossman.
262
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:09,875
Who's Kate Kossman?
263
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:13,583
Oh, she had this terrible medieval themed
Bat Mitzvah called Kate Kossman Knights,
264
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,916
not realizing
the initials spelled out KKK.
265
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,958
Yeah, no, I could see
that being a problem. Okay.
266
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,041
So now, she just sits alone in
the cafeteria sewing friendship bracelets
267
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,541
for literally no one
because she has no friends.
268
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:25,916
That sounds a little dramatic.
269
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,583
Oh, so you think you shouldn't be
punished for promoting the KKK.
270
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:32,041
Wow, Mom,
didn't realize you supported racism.
271
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,041
Oh boy.
272
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,125
Hear me out.
273
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:37,208
You're always saying how my Bat Mitzvah
determines the rest of my life.
274
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,333
And I think Dua Lipa
would make my life perfect.
275
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:42,916
No. No famous pop stars,
no yachts, no sailboats even.
276
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,541
That's so unfair!
Ronnie got a baked potato bar at hers!
277
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,958
Listen, when I got Bar Mitzvahed,
we had a party in Grandma's basement.
278
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:51,041
We all split, like, this giant matzo ball.
279
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:51,958
That was the fun.
280
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,250
You know what the theme was? Being Jewish.
281
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,041
Just practice your prayers
and write your speech already.
282
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,458
Oh, I've been doing that Mr. Friedman.
It's all covered.
283
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,708
You're writing Stacy's speech?
284
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,392
- You know I'm not good at writing.
- English is her worst subject.
285
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,583
It's really bad.
286
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,708
- Stacy, that is so not okay.
- It's fine.
287
00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:10,875
She's gonna do my entrance video.
I know she'll crush it. Don't worry.
288
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,208
Can I at least have a virgin mojito bar?
289
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,750
You can have a ball pit.
290
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,458
Oh my God, Dad. That's for kids!
291
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,666
I've had my period for seven months now!
292
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,375
Wait, Stacy.
293
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,208
That's a long period, sweetheart!
294
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,666
You know what? I'm gonna head out.
295
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,791
I'll drive you.
296
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,515
Love you. See you in the morning.
297
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:31,250
Don't worry, Dad. It'll be okay.
298
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,791
She's growing up so fast. It's crazy.
299
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,083
I'm drinking now.
300
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,916
I tried it the other day.
I didn't like it. We're good.
301
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,625
Va-y'chal Mosh...
302
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,308
Va-y'chal...
303
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,851
Dear God, what's up?
304
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,708
Stacy Friedman here,
but I guess you already know that.
305
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,708
And I guess you already know
what I'm going to say.
306
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:57,666
But just to be super safe,
I'm going to say it anyway.
307
00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:02,250
I would really, really appreciate it
if I could have an amazing Bat Mitzvah.
308
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,958
And I know I need
to do my mitzvah project.
309
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:10,458
But isn't a mitzvah project supposed to be
giving back in a way that represents me?
310
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,416
Which is why I don't know what to do.
311
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,500
I mean, I'm not popular.
312
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,041
I'm not a loser.
313
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,583
I don't know who I am.
314
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:23,583
But I do know,
if I have a kick-ass Bat Mitzvah,
315
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:27,583
doors would open,
and I can have a fab life on my own terms.
316
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:29,416
No. No famous pop stars.
317
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,750
You can have a ball pit.
318
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,708
A ball pit? Lydia's
gonna get everything she asked for.
319
00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,708
Even a Twizzlers station for me.
320
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,416
I'm starting
to worry Mom and Dad don't get it,
321
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,458
and the whole thing's gonna suck.
322
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:50,416
- You had her phone the whole time?
- No, she was lying.
323
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,916
- The audacity.
- The monster.
324
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,166
Yeah.
325
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,083
- Can we sit outside? It's a nice day.
- No.
326
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,846
I mean, I definitely could use some color.
327
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,333
- Yeah, it's true.
- Is that Tory Burch?
328
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,541
Oh no, it's Walmart. I got this
and a water bottle for only $12.
329
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:04,875
I was talking to her.
330
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,916
M-me?
331
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,041
Your skirt.
332
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,375
Uh, yeah, it is Tory Burch.
333
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,041
My mom is trying to spend all
my dad's money before the next court date.
334
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,750
I'm pretty sure I saw Hailey Bieber
wearing the exact same one.
335
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,291
Oh cool. Okay. Bye.
336
00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,083
That was weird.
337
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,083
- I love and hate them at the same time.
- Yeah.
338
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,625
What just happened?
339
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,750
♪ Wait a minute ♪
340
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:46,583
♪ I think I left my conscience
On your front-door step ♪
341
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,791
♪ Whoa ♪
342
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,541
So get this. I heard Megan's
doing her mitzvah project next weekend.
343
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,265
She's passing out sunscreen at Coachella.
344
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,166
- What? Wow.
- So cool.
345
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,090
Guys, I have to come up
with something amazing.
346
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,375
This is so much pressure.
347
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,875
How long do you think it takes to become
a social activist influencer on TikTok?
348
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,375
Uh, six months?
349
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,750
Too long.
350
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,708
You know what?
We just need to chill our brains.
351
00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:14,267
What are you doing Saturday?
My mom's out of town this weekend.
352
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,541
Why? You gonna throw a party?
353
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,625
A dork party?
354
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:19,791
What if I did?
355
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,416
Well, I mean, my dad's out of town.
356
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,458
Now, you could actually throw a party.
357
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:27,458
You could invite the whole seventh grade
and not exclude anybody.
358
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:31,791
Oh, come on. Wouldn't it be fun to exclude
people instead of being excluded for once?
359
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:46,708
Heads up!
360
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,666
Ay dios mío.
361
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,458
Stace, Stace, Stace, Stace? Are you okay?
362
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:54,250
Oh shit.
363
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,708
That doesn't look good.
364
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,083
You have grass in your hair.
365
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,333
Stacy.
366
00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,583
Are you okay?
367
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,916
That's my bad!
368
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,125
You good?
369
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,875
Yeah. Sorry about that.
370
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,750
Have some water.
371
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,208
Oh my God. That was perfect.
372
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,541
He went... And then you went.
373
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,875
You guys are meant to be.
374
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,791
Hey, are your legs okay, Nikki?
375
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,750
They're fine, Mateo. Just relax.
376
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:39,625
Really?
377
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:43,416
Oh, by the way, Dad invited
the dry cleaner to the Bat Mitzvah, Stacy.
378
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,125
What? No, that's so unfair.
379
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,625
The ratio to old people to normal people
is already so unbalanced.
380
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,208
Why is that kid Mateo going
to Hebrew school?
381
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,500
Maybe he wanted to convert
and take some Jewish holidays off?
382
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,440
You gonna invite him, Stace?
383
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,958
Mateo? No, I barely know him.
384
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,333
You know, if you invite Mateo,
Andy might come.
385
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,791
Have fun learning!
386
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,500
Love you!
387
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,916
Oh shit!
388
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,541
Are you on dru...
389
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,625
Take me to your best friend's house
390
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:23,958
Goin' round this roundabout, oh yeah
391
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,583
- Thank you.
- Good job, guys.
392
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,291
- Manishmah.
- Hi.
393
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,875
- Shalom, you two.
- Shalom.
394
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,708
Oh, this looks really good.
I am not that creative...
395
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:35,750
I was not good at arts and crafts,
like, at all.
396
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,541
- I like your outfit, Ashley.
- Thank you.
397
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,833
Oh yeah, it's really cute.
398
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,041
Look who's coming out
of the make out closet.
399
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,726
Oh my God,
were they hooking up in there?
400
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,875
How do they not get caught?
There's literally so many people around.
401
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:51,375
Would you believe when I was your age,
I was in a Jewish rock and roll band?
402
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:56,333
We called ourselves Exodus
because Genesis was already taken.
403
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,541
I'm sorry, Aaron, am I boring you?
404
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,958
What? No...
I was listening, Cantor Jerry.
405
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:02,083
Stace, Lyd!
406
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,500
- You look so cute. You guys good?
- Yes.
407
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,250
- The pole!
- Pole!
408
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,791
Oh, wait, how's your Torah portion going?
409
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,583
It's like 6,000 pages long.
410
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,250
Why did my parents pick
the third week of August?
411
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,958
But mine's literally, like, a minute
and a half long. Thank you, June 10th!
412
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:21,291
Chop-chop, ladies! Curtain's up in five!
413
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:25,208
I like to think of Hebrew school
as a little performance I give.
414
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,958
Your prayer book is the playbill,
and I'm the star, cutie-pops.
415
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:33,000
Giving you a bit of the ole razzle-dazzle.
You know what I'm saying?
416
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,923
Kidding. Come one, class is starting.
Let's go!
417
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,083
Rabbi Rebecca!
418
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,434
- Can we please have snacks?
- You want some latkes and gefilte fish?
419
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,375
She's insane.
420
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,833
I know. I love her.
421
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,166
"And I'm the star,
cutie-pops, razzle-dazzle."
422
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,583
- Very nice.
- Very good.
423
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,000
Thank you. Thank you very much.
424
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,416
- Is she serious? Oh my God.
- I know, right?
425
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,250
I really want a cloud.
Like, I want to taste a cloud.
426
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,625
- You want what?
- I want to taste a cloud.
427
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,148
I want to taste a cloud. That's all.
428
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,128
- It seems...
- Yo. You good, bro?
429
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,166
Yeah. Why?
430
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,333
Uh, your head from earlier.
431
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,708
Head injuries are no joke.
432
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,458
One time I barfed at soccer
from a concussion.
433
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,791
Did you barf?
434
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,083
No. I didn't.
435
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,583
Tight.
436
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,666
- All right, shabbat shalom!
- Shabbat shalom.
437
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,958
How's everyone feeling?
We having the time of our lives right now?
438
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,958
You guys start your mitzvah projects yet?
439
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,833
- No.
- Yeah.
440
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:33,916
No? It's the most important part
of this whole thing.
441
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,250
It's when you do something menschie
for your community, for society at-large.
442
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:42,333
What? You guys don't care
about society at-large?
443
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,208
- No.
- Yeah.
444
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:48,875
All right, how about we pick up where
we left off with our old buddy, David.
445
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,000
Remember him?
446
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:54,833
Homeboy was about to get his groove on
with the foxy Bathsheba
447
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:57,250
even though she was married
to someone else.
448
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,791
What a snake David is!
449
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,958
You a snake, Aaron?
450
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,250
N-no.
451
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,458
You ever pull something like that?
Cheat on your wife?
452
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:11,916
- M-me?
- Dude, I'm messing around with you. Relax!
453
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,125
You're sweating, my goodness.
454
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,125
You're not a snake, Aaron. You're awesome.
455
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,248
Look at that arm hair
and mustache coming in strong.
456
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,208
Baruch HaShem, Aaron. Let's go.
457
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:29,017
So I told the sales lady,
"I'll take one in each color."
458
00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:31,921
And she said, "Are you getting a divorce?"
And I said, "How'd you guess?"
459
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,666
That's really funny, Mom.
460
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,958
Hey, can you let me bring over some people
on Saturday?
461
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:40,166
Oh sure. Like a playdate?
462
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:44,125
A playdate? Mom, I'm 13.
Please don't call it a playdate.
463
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,166
My dad's calling me. Hi!
464
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,666
Hey! Stacels.
Hey, I'm at the store right now.
465
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,041
Mommy told me you need some, uh, tampons...
466
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,434
- But I'm not sure what size you use...
- Stop. Get whatever.
467
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,309
There's a lot of whatever
to choose from.
468
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,625
Do pads. I don't care.
469
00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:59,166
What kind of flow do you got going?
470
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,958
- Uh, heavy flow situation?
- Heavy.
471
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:03,000
- Oh my God.
- A light flow? Or extra chunky?
472
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,791
I... I... I got confused.
I'm getting peanut butter also.
473
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:08,958
- I mean...
- Mommy said it was a high-alert situation?
474
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:10,761
That you might have to sleep
in the bathtub?
475
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,583
I'll drop 'em off
in your room immediately.
476
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,083
Oh my God. Love you. Bye.
477
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,833
"Hey, Lyd, it's Kym.
Having people over now."
478
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,291
"Pull up if you're free."
479
00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:23,791
Wow.
480
00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:27,208
Um, what do I say?
481
00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:28,541
Do you want to go?
482
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:31,416
No.
483
00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:35,708
But, I mean, I should respond.
484
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:38,791
Yeah. For sure.
Uh, if you want to go, I don't care.
485
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,708
I just think they're awful,
but it's your choice.
486
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:45,101
- Let me ask if you can come.
- No. Please don't do that.
487
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,583
Yeah, I'm gonna ask. Doing it right now.
Look, I just did it. Whoops. Sorry.
488
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:59,375
Oh my God! Okay, Mom, can you drop us off
at Kym Chang-Cohen's house, please?
489
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:02,000
- Wait. Can you stop by my place first?
- Sure.
490
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:04,958
- Period.
- You gonna ask if Tara and Nikki can come?
491
00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,041
Oh.
492
00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:09,750
Oh. Um, I mean, I don't think so.
493
00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:11,666
Bringing three people
would be, like, a lot.
494
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,125
- Yeah, I agree.
- Yeah.
495
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,875
You can't go now.
496
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,791
Okay. Hurry.
497
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,000
- Hi, Ron.
- Hi.
498
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,517
- Should I wear a jacket with this?
- No. Where are you going?
499
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,875
Kym Chang-Cohen's.
500
00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:33,000
Oh wow. First rule of going
to a cool kid's house, don't disagree.
501
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:33,958
Don't get too excited.
502
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,041
- Got it. Thanks.
- Cool.
503
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,685
Oh, Dad left pads on your bed.
504
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:39,166
They're enormous.
I almost thought they were pillows.
505
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,166
Are you joking?
506
00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,041
That's funny.
507
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,583
Oh my God.
508
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:53,041
Remember.
Don't disagree. Don't get too excited.
509
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:05,708
So, Lydia, any crushes?
510
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,583
Oh, uh...
511
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:12,875
No, not really. There's not a lot
of options for boys in our grade.
512
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,666
You know?
513
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,625
Oh, so you only like boys?
514
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,833
Uh, I think so.
515
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,750
Don't worry. Some of us are straight too.
516
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:22,833
Cool.
517
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:24,958
I don't disagree.
518
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:30,958
Yeah, Stacy, what about you?
519
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:32,625
Who do you like?
520
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:36,041
Uh, no one, really.
521
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:43,791
Uh, people are coming to my house tomorrow
if you want to come. Nothing big.
522
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:44,916
Sounds chill.
523
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,583
You guys have to come.
It'll be freaking amazing!
524
00:25:47,666 --> 00:25:49,041
Her house is so cool.
525
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:54,083
I mean, it'll be a'ight.
526
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:58,000
Uh, anyways, we should
probably wash this off before we go.
527
00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:01,000
- Uh, we have to change before we leave.
- Where are we going?
528
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,500
To the ledge.
529
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,541
- No way.
- We'll be careful.
530
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,750
I don't want to die.
531
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:13,541
- We have to. We can't disagree.
- What?
532
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:14,625
Don't act excited!
533
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,125
Andy will be there.
534
00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,958
Come on, Lydia, can't you do this for me?
535
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,125
I already got you invited here.
Isn't that enough?
536
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,083
I didn't mean it like that.
537
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,625
You guys coming or what?
538
00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:30,875
Yeah, I'm down.
539
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,291
♪ It's irresistible ♪
540
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,666
♪ I'm so stuck on you ♪
541
00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:52,666
Ugh, my mom said I have to wait a year
before I can get lip filler.
542
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:55,041
She said you can have Botox.
Just use that on your lips.
543
00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:56,125
Yeah.
544
00:26:57,666 --> 00:26:59,666
♪ I might be a little obsessed ♪
545
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,291
Look who's here!
546
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,083
♪ I might be a little obsessed ♪
547
00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:14,583
♪ What's a feeling
Without someone to feel it? ♪
548
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,541
♪ What's appealing?
Sleep in on the weekend ♪
549
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:20,250
♪ Home solo, spinning on the ceiling ♪
550
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,500
♪ And every day is the same ♪
551
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:25,250
♪ When the name of the game's
Break sweat to break even ♪
552
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:27,625
What up, what up?
553
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:30,750
What's good?
554
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,041
Hi, Stacy.
555
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:34,500
Hey, Mateo.
556
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:37,833
Yo, we just had soccer,
and we kicked St. Catherine's ass, 3-0.
557
00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,250
Even though their field sucks.
558
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:41,583
Yeah, that field is so lopsided.
559
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:44,333
Exactly.
560
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,083
Uh,
561
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:47,541
how's your head?
562
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,166
It's, um... it's still on her body, so...
563
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:56,916
Yeah, we love that.
564
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,458
And I'm not barfing, so, yeah.
565
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,208
Uh, anyways...
566
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,541
What's up? I'm Andy.
567
00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:09,583
Uh, I know. We, uh...
we go to Hebrew school together. Lydia.
568
00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:10,875
We do?
569
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:12,166
Yeah.
570
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,791
I dare one of you guys to jump in!
571
00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:17,250
Come on! Let's go.
572
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,601
Jump off the ledge, Aaron?
573
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:21,208
You'd break both legs on impact
and your spine.
574
00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:23,125
Yeah, I heard
Melissa Quinto's cousin jumped,
575
00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:25,583
and she now has to text
with her nose, so, no.
576
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:27,458
Looks like it might be fun.
577
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,916
Hey, I'd jump
if I didn't have my contacts in.
578
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,416
Oh, I'd be happy
to hold them for you, Aaron.
579
00:28:36,958 --> 00:28:40,000
Oh shit. You can't see.
580
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:43,708
I'll do it.
581
00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:45,875
What?
582
00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:47,916
You'd jump in?
583
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,208
That... that's sick.
584
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,375
Let's see it.
585
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:54,791
Okay.
586
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,083
- No way, no way.
- Oh shit.
587
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,000
If she jumps, it's my idea, guys.
588
00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:01,041
We don't know if that's shallow.
589
00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:20,666
- She's not gonna do it.
- She's not gonna do it.
590
00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:23,000
- If she dies, we weren't here.
- Hell no.
591
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,291
- She's a scaredy-cat.
- She's stalling.
592
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:29,083
Stacy, you said we'd be careful. Please.
593
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:30,583
Is Andy watching?
594
00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,416
Everyone is watching!
595
00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,958
Friedman! Yo, you got this! Let's go!
596
00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:42,976
- Let's get it!
- Stacy, do not do this to me.
597
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,541
If you die, your parents will kill me.
I swear to God. Stacy! No!
598
00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:58,416
- Oh my God!
- Holy shit!
599
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,083
- My God!
- Oh my God!
600
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,500
Stacy!
601
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,458
- Stacy!
- Oh shit!
602
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,000
That was unreal!
603
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:14,250
- Stacy!
- Woohoo!
604
00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:16,958
- That was my idea!
- Yo, shut up!
605
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,541
Yo, Stacy Friedman!
606
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,833
You're a fricken' legend!
607
00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,791
That's how I do it!
608
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,125
What is that?
609
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,333
Oh, disgusting.
610
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:39,875
Yo, Stacy just turned the ledge
into the Red Sea.
611
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,125
Chill out.
612
00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:48,125
It's just a period, guys.
It happens every month.
613
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,583
That looks like two months.
614
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:51,625
You couldn't deal
with having a period, Aaron.
615
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:52,708
Yeah, you punk.
616
00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:54,250
Wait, what'd I even do?
617
00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,500
Thanks for laughing with everyone.
618
00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,000
I wasn't laughing.
619
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,375
Yes, you were.
620
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:15,208
Stacy, it's not that big of a deal.
Just take my sweatshirt.
621
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:18,125
Not a big deal? That was humiliating!
Andy looked at me like...
622
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,500
You're a badass!
That's all anyone was thinking.
623
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:22,916
No, whatever. I'm over him.
624
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:25,916
Call it.
625
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,541
- Stacy, think this through.
- I did. Call it.
626
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:33,458
5:23.
627
00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:37,041
Stacy Friedman's crush
on Andy Goldfarb has ended.
628
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:40,333
Time of death, 5:23 p.m.
629
00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:42,083
Okay, let's just go.
630
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,041
No, you just stay with your new friends.
631
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,666
What? What are you talking about?
632
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:48,000
Oh my God, stop! You didn't have my back.
Just admit it!
633
00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:50,625
You stop. I told you not to jump.
I didn't even want to be here.
634
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,000
Only because you already got them
to come to your party!
635
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:56,416
- You're being so dramatic right now!
- You're such a wannabe right now!
636
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,625
I'm freezing. I'm gonna go.
637
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:02,375
Wow, Stacy. I can't even.
638
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:03,875
I can't even, even more.
639
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,059
What you gonna do, sweets?
640
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,723
Sending out the invitations today.
641
00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:13,416
I have to get my hair dyed...
Oh, will you call DJ Schmuley?
642
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,166
He's asking for a green room and per diem.
643
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,083
And he may or may not have hit on me.
644
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:20,000
Well, I may or may not punch him
in the face.
645
00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:22,059
- Yeah, okay.
- Let me handle Schmuley.
646
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:24,208
So, you, I'm going to the movies.
You want to come?
647
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:27,458
Too weird being
at a movie theater alone with my dad.
648
00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:30,416
Okay, you never want to be with me again?
What are you gonna do all day?
649
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:34,333
Zaara's coming over, and we're going to
online shop and then take a nap outside.
650
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,291
And that's not weird to you?
651
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,791
We're tired from frickin' school all week!
652
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,666
Honey, go have quality time with
your younger daughter who still loves you.
653
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:45,184
- Yeah.
- Okay? Have a good day.
654
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:47,083
This one scares me.
655
00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:52,708
- Miss you already, Daddy!
- Do ya? Great.
656
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,833
Oh my God!
657
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,541
- We ready in there, buddy?
- One second, Dad!
658
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:46,166
Don't do this to me. Let's go!
659
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,333
Coming!
660
00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:52,000
Bubie, I'm psyched.
661
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:54,958
I'm psyched about the popcorn.
Lots of butter.
662
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,708
Lots of anger after I finish it.
663
00:33:57,791 --> 00:34:00,875
- Lots of oil on my face.
- Dad, can I skip the movies?
664
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,998
You wanna skip the movie? How come?
You don't want to be seen with me either?
665
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:07,333
No, no, no. I just need to talk to Lydia.
Can you drop me at her house?
666
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:09,416
Sure, buddy.
667
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,625
What's the matter? Something bugging you?
668
00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,458
It'll be fine. Whatever it is.
669
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,083
Here. Don't tell your mother.
Have some coffee.
670
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:22,708
One sip... I gotcha.
671
00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:23,958
Gotcha.
672
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,958
- All right. Have fun. I love you.
- Thank you. Love you.
673
00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:32,958
I'll just be all alone
at the movies,
674
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,375
crying and eating a bucket
of Sour Patch Kids!
675
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:38,333
- A'ight!
- Okay. Text me if you need me.
676
00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:39,458
I will!
677
00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:56,333
♪ Feeling like I'm falling ♪
678
00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:59,291
♪ I've been getting uptight
Staring at the ceiling ♪
679
00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:03,166
♪ Trying to get it just right
You know what's on mind ♪
680
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:06,333
♪ I can't look you in the eye ♪
681
00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:09,375
♪ I'm getting on the freeway
Underneath the night sky ♪
682
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:12,208
♪ I'm a little wallflower
Singing "One Headlight" ♪
683
00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:14,666
♪ Looking for a sign ♪
684
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:17,458
♪ Superstition made me blind ♪
685
00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:20,041
♪ I'm sick of running from a past life ♪
686
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:22,791
♪ I don't care about the next one ♪
687
00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:25,833
♪ Right now I'm feeling like a stranger ♪
688
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,263
♪ Don't recognize the voice inside my... ♪
689
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:31,916
- Oh. Uh, Stacy, you would know.
- Uh, how do you turn on the jacuzzi jets?
690
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,291
Uh, the switch is in the pantry.
691
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:36,291
- The pantry?
- Pantry?
692
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,958
♪ Don't recognize the voice
Inside my head ♪
693
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:45,375
♪ 'Cause I've been running
From a past life ♪
694
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:49,166
♪ I wanna live
I wanna live this life instead ♪
695
00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:54,875
Oh my God.
696
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,708
Oh my God.
697
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,791
- Stacy! Stacy!
- Oh, snap.
698
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:12,333
Yo, shit just got real.
699
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,250
Stacy.
700
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,083
Stacy, he kissed me!
701
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,666
You don't even like him!
702
00:36:18,666 --> 00:36:20,767
You're like David and Bathsheba,
and you're the snake.
703
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:22,708
- I'm sorry, okay. I...
- Stop talking!
704
00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:24,671
Let me explain? Please?
I haven't done anything.
705
00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,791
No! Let me explain some things to you.
706
00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:29,166
First of all, we are no longer friends.
707
00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:33,500
Second of all, I am definitely not doing
your entrance video.
708
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,958
- Stacy.
- Oh! And one more thing...
709
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:43,000
Lydia Rodriguez Katz,
you are so not invited to my Bat Mitzvah.
710
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,541
Good! Have fun without me!
711
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:58,000
Dear God, Stacy Friedman here.
712
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,750
And what the hell?
713
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,250
How could you do this to me?
714
00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:17,083
♪ Brown guilty eyes
And little white lies ♪
715
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:20,958
♪ Yeah, I played dumb but I always knew ♪
716
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:26,791
♪ That you talked to her
Maybe did even worse ♪
717
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:29,333
♪ I kept quiet so I could keep you ♪
718
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,291
♪ You betrayed me ♪
719
00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:40,458
♪ And I know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah ♪
720
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:41,666
Okay, bye, Stacy.
721
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,958
Oh, oh, Z. It's okay. Go back to bed.
722
00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:48,666
You're fine. I promise. You're fine.
723
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,166
♪ But that didn't matter ♪
724
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:55,958
♪ It took you two weeks
To go off and date her ♪
725
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:59,125
♪ Guess you didn't cheat
But you're still a traitor ♪
726
00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,583
Stacy, wait up. Stace, wait up.
727
00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,375
Are you okay? What happened?
728
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:06,083
Yeah. Everybody keeps asking us
if you need a double-X tampon.
729
00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:08,250
- I'm fine.
- Are you sure, Stace?
730
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,875
'Cause your best friend's
dating your crush.
731
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,875
They're not dating. It was just one kiss.
732
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,142
Oh, I heard he touched her underboob
in PE this morning.
733
00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:16,833
- Tara...
- It's fine, guys.
734
00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:18,875
Junior high gossip. Never ends.
735
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:44,083
Okay, well, when did that start?
736
00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:46,208
Her party this weekend.
737
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,041
She had the party?
738
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,875
Guess so. She didn't invite us.
739
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,375
No surprise, because they were
awfully chummy laughing
740
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,708
at my near-death experience at the ledge.
741
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,291
You guys went to the ledge with Andy?
742
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:01,500
Oh, it's just the ledge.
It was last minute.
743
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Hmm.
744
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:06,041
- Come on, Tara. Let's go.
- Yeah.
745
00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,708
Okay, today we're going
to be talking about tikkun olam.
746
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,111
Does anyone know what that means?
747
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,666
Kym!
748
00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:17,250
If God exists,
then how do you explain climate change?
749
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:22,083
It's actually an amazing question. Um...
750
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,041
Yeah, and why can't straight people
get on gay TikTok? It's way funnier.
751
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:28,416
And if God loves me, then why
is he always giving me so many zits.
752
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,351
And why does Apple
keep changing their chargers?
753
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,656
And why did my dad's doctor operate
on the wrong shoulder?
754
00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:34,958
And why do I have to share a room
with my grandma?
755
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,250
Okay, okay, okay.
756
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:42,750
I think I can explain zits
and climate change and gay TikTok.
757
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,875
- She scares me sometimes.
- You too?
758
00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:48,416
Musically!
759
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:54,625
♪ If God is real, then why is there war? ♪
760
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:58,333
♪ Why is there injustice? ♪
761
00:39:58,416 --> 00:40:00,791
♪ Why are people poor? ♪
762
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:06,916
♪ And why have I had a yeast infection ♪
763
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,125
♪ for a solid 11 years? ♪
764
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:14,875
♪ The answer is clear ♪
765
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,000
♪ God is random ♪
766
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,916
♪ God is random ♪
767
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,500
♪ God is random sauce ♪
768
00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:24,666
Everybody!
769
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,458
♪ God is random ♪
770
00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:28,083
♪ God is random ♪
771
00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:30,791
Your prayer book
is the playbill, cutie-pops...
772
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,666
...razzle-dazzle.
773
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:58,708
Seema!
774
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,583
What did Rabbi Rebecca say
about being on your phone?
775
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,375
Right? Aaron knows what I'm talking about.
Come on, dude.
776
00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:11,125
- Yup, Baruch HaShem, Aaron.
- Yes, sir.
777
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:20,416
All right, what's going on, young lady?
778
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,208
You used to be such a good,
respectful kid.
779
00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:26,083
Now, you're on your phone.
You're not practicing your portion.
780
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:28,625
Talk to me, sis.
What's crappenin'?
781
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:33,666
Do you know what your portion is about?
Do you understand Ki Tisa?
782
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:37,041
Yeah. Lots of golden calf talk
and stuff like that.
783
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:42,208
Yeah, but it's also about becoming
your own individual person.
784
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,583
It's about taking responsibilities
for your mistakes.
785
00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:45,916
You know, grown-up stuff?
786
00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:48,208
Let me take a wild guess.
787
00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,958
You haven't started
your mitzvah project yet either, huh?
788
00:41:51,916 --> 00:41:53,458
I'm narrowing it down.
789
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:56,833
Seema, I'm telling you,
the sooner you do your mitzvah,
790
00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:59,375
which is a good deed,
a commandment by the way,
791
00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,875
the sooner you'll find
things falling into place.
792
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,916
Wait, so, if I do a mitzvah,
God will reward me?
793
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,875
- No, not reward...
- And he'll give me what I want?
794
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:10,500
Well, I definitely did not say that.
795
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:13,166
No, thank you, Rabbi. You helped me
so much. I gotta get to work.
796
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:14,291
Wait. No, no, no!
797
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,375
Gotta start my journey, Rabbi Rebecca!
798
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:17,500
Can you get me a Gatorade?
799
00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:36,750
- Hey, uh, can I sit here?
- Sure.
800
00:42:57,833 --> 00:42:58,833
Hey.
801
00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:02,416
You wouldn't happen
to know why people keep asking me
802
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,791
if they can floss their teeth
with my nipple hair today,
803
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,125
do you, Stacy?
804
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,916
Uh, no.
805
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,200
You know, seventh grade is hard enough
without people pointing and laughing at me
806
00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:14,541
whenever I walk down the hall,
screaming out, "Here, comes spider-nips."
807
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,250
Better than, "Here comes Aunt Flow
and the Blood-Pads!"
808
00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,613
But that really happened, Stacy.
809
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:21,541
- How do I know your nipples are hairless?
- Because you do!
810
00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:26,791
Why are you dating him?
I thought it was just one kiss?
811
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,958
And stop doing Rabbi Rebecca impressions
to Andy.
812
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,250
That's my impression,
you freaking ripoff artist!
813
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:35,625
And I'm the star,
cutie-pops, razzle-dazzle!
814
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:40,000
That sounds so much like her!
Do Cantor Jerry.
815
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:41,708
I don't know how.
816
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,916
Boo!
817
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,250
- Um, uh, chicken?
- Ronnie? Ronnie.
818
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,892
Can you help with my mitzvah project?
I need to get on that ASAP.
819
00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:53,708
I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Oh, chicken parmesan!
820
00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:54,708
Correct.
821
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:57,583
Honey, why don't you and Lydia
do something with the homeless
822
00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,750
or volunteer at the animal shelter?
823
00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:02,392
Cause it's my Bat Mitzvah
and I'm not doing my project with Lydia.
824
00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:03,500
It's a statement about me.
825
00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,703
Stace, that's what you said
about the egg roll piñata.
826
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,333
- And the dress.
- And your hair.
827
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:09,416
Shut up, Zaara. Why are you always here?
828
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,666
Hey.
829
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:13,333
Ugh! You guys don't get what this means.
Nobody does.
830
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,208
Biggest drama queen in the room?
831
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:20,041
- Correct.
- Oh my God! You're not funny.
832
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,500
Girls, leave her alone.
833
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:28,833
Vayar Aharon
834
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:32,958
vayiven mizbayach l'fanav
835
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:36,041
vayikra Aharon
836
00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:38,791
Ugh. Oh my God.
837
00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:42,500
Vayar Aharon
838
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:44,642
vayiven mizbayach l'fanav
839
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:46,458
What the heck?
840
00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:07,473
If that was you
and a boy, what would you do?
841
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,517
Let's get a closeup of that one.
842
00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,833
Hmm. Look at that.
843
00:45:14,916 --> 00:45:16,750
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
844
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:22,750
- Why do you always do that?
- I like the way my feet smell!
845
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,291
She sounds like a lawnmower. So loud!
846
00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:29,500
Did you get the full flip?
847
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:32,226
- I got a full booger.
- Stop. Erase that right now, please.
848
00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:33,458
This is how I'm gonna kiss.
849
00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:36,291
We're waiting for her to pop a pimple.
850
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,208
Oh my God, I think I peed myself.
851
00:45:38,291 --> 00:45:40,583
Kym and Megan and Anya, they suck.
852
00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:41,791
They're very dumb.
853
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,208
Her real toes are hairy.
854
00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:47,541
What is the biggest lie
you've ever told?
855
00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:50,166
Have you ever farted from the front?
856
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,291
- Yeah, like your vajayjay?
- Juicy!
857
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,208
- Want me to show you? I have to prepare.
- Yes. Let's see it.
858
00:45:55,291 --> 00:45:57,000
Stop. You have an exercise?
859
00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:59,375
No, poor Nikki.
860
00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:05,583
I was showing them how to queef.
861
00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:06,833
Wha...
862
00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:22,083
You better not show this to anyone.
863
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:24,125
I swear to God,
if you show this to anyone,
864
00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:25,375
I literally will murder you.
865
00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:27,098
You understand this? You understand that?
866
00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:29,166
- I wouldn't do that.
- Okay, good.
867
00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:30,250
Love you.
868
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,166
Stop, I'm being serious.
This could be dangerous.
869
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:39,708
They're both nuts together.
870
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:41,916
Stacy, stop smothering Lydia.
871
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,958
Aw, that's nice!
872
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:48,375
Thanks for watching. Bye!
873
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:01,208
Vayar Aharon
874
00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:05,375
vayiven mizbayach l'fanav
875
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,375
vayikra Aharon
876
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:08,666
My lo...
877
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:15,041
♪ I'm here, my love
But I'm floating, baby ♪
878
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:17,708
♪ Hold me down tight
When I'm losing my mind... ♪
879
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:23,375
Oh yeah! Mazel tov to Benjamin!
880
00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,625
Schmule...
881
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,291
Hey, Schmuley!
882
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:29,875
What, what, what?
883
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:32,458
Can you play
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey?
884
00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:37,041
Whoa. What a deep cut.
885
00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:41,708
Get out of here with that shit!
Let Schmuley handle the vibe around here!
886
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:48,666
Make some noise, party people!
887
00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:57,208
♪ To get to you ♪
888
00:48:03,208 --> 00:48:05,375
- Oh. Yeah.
- It's too loud in here.
889
00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:09,791
You know, we didn't have to suffer with
these Bat Mitzvahs when we were your age.
890
00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:13,958
We just celebrated with our families,
and poof, you're a woman.
891
00:48:14,041 --> 00:48:15,958
- Yeah.
- Girls didn't have Bat Mitzvahs?
892
00:48:16,041 --> 00:48:20,125
My mother told me girls were born
into God's kingdom, so we didn't have to.
893
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:23,541
She was full of it.
She was just trying to save money.
894
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:30,750
Go. Just go.
895
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:35,250
Man, that's all-time.
You ever seen Evil Dead 2?
896
00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:37,833
- Yeah, we saw it. It was weak.
- Yeah, just like you two.
897
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:40,166
Ugh. Could you
just let us watch our movie?
898
00:48:40,916 --> 00:48:41,958
Okay.
899
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:44,625
♪ I've been running with the wolves
To get to you ♪
900
00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:00,375
What's going on?
901
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:02,392
Why are you hanging out
with us old people right now?
902
00:49:02,416 --> 00:49:05,375
- Why are you not with your friends?
- I have a stomach ache.
903
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:08,666
You have a stomach ache?
All right. I'll get you a ginger ale.
904
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:11,958
You're not hot. You feel fine.
905
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:15,125
You don't have a stomach ache.
906
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:19,333
How come you're not hanging out
with Lydia tonight?
907
00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:20,416
She betrayed me.
908
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,708
She kissed my crush,
and then he touched her underboob in PE.
909
00:49:23,791 --> 00:49:25,708
- Oh.
- Oy, underboob.
910
00:49:25,791 --> 00:49:28,000
Oh, I got plenty of that.
911
00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:31,500
Underboob, overboob,
sideboob, behindboob, I got all of it.
912
00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:32,791
Oh.
913
00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,000
You know, bubelah, when I was young,
914
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:38,666
my best friend Susie Rebenstock
and I fought over a boy,
915
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,416
and I stopped talking to her.
916
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,500
Fifty years later,
I ran into her brother at Zabar's.
917
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:46,375
Turns out,
she threw herself off a roof at 32.
918
00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:49,333
I let a stupid boy come between us,
919
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:52,125
and now she's lying dead
at the bottom of the Chrysler Building.
920
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:53,541
Oh my God.
921
00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:56,458
- It was McDonald's.
- Whatever! You get my point.
922
00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:59,666
All I'm saying is we girls
have to stick together!
923
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:00,916
- Yeah.
- Hear, hear.
924
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Megan!
925
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:15,250
Okay. Here, Tatala, huh?
926
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,791
- Thank you.
- Okay.
927
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,083
- Hiya, ladies.
- Hello.
928
00:50:18,166 --> 00:50:19,750
- Hey, hey.
- And gentleman.
929
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,500
Mind if I take your extra rolls?
930
00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:24,875
I'm making up a plate
for Andy Goldfarb's grandmother.
931
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:26,250
Oh, that's nice.
932
00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:28,333
- What a respectful boy you are.
- That's sweet.
933
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,017
- Here's some basketball rolls.
- Gracias.
934
00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:32,416
Wait, why are you making a plate
for Andy's grandma?
935
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,583
She only gets Jell-O
at her retirement home.
936
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:38,625
I thought that I'd get real food for Andy
to bring to her when he visits tomorrow.
937
00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,833
Wait, Andy's grandma's
in a retirement home?
938
00:50:41,791 --> 00:50:42,875
That's awesome.
939
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,125
Wait, why is that awesome?
940
00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:09,166
Ooh! The bookies are here!
941
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:21,333
Andy? Oh, hey!
942
00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:23,208
Yo.
943
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,666
What are you doing here?
944
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,625
I'm just visiting my grandma.
945
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:32,625
She's taking a nap right now,
so I got to sit here till I get picked up.
946
00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,833
It's so sweet that you visit her.
947
00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:38,125
Yeah, my moms say
they'll take away my Xbox if I don't. So...
948
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:40,833
So...
949
00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,041
Are you excited about your Bar Mitzvah?
950
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,583
Yeah, it should be all right.
951
00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:47,083
That's dope.
952
00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:53,208
Yeah, but Lydia, she's being all salty
953
00:51:53,291 --> 00:51:56,125
'cause she has to miss
some dumb dance competition to go.
954
00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:57,708
Ugh. I hate how competitive she is.
955
00:51:57,791 --> 00:52:00,375
It's just like,
why can't it be about the dancing?
956
00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:03,958
Well, I mean, I play soccer,
and soccer is pretty competitive.
957
00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:07,833
Uh, well, soccer's a sport.
Dance is an art.
958
00:52:09,291 --> 00:52:10,500
Facts.
959
00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:12,166
Real talk.
960
00:52:12,791 --> 00:52:14,416
Andy Goldfarb.
961
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:16,791
Um, yeah. Uber's here. Gotta bounce.
962
00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:18,833
Okay. So nice running into you.
963
00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:20,125
Yeah, cool.
964
00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:24,791
- Hey.
- Yo!
965
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:27,791
- Too slow, boy!
- Jesus.
966
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:31,708
Can't guard me.
Ha ha, old man! Goldfarb rules!
967
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:35,416
Still waitin' on me bookies!
968
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,666
It's right here.
969
00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:39,875
I don't want that one.
970
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:50,708
Hello, Joe. Can you refill
my popcorn please? Extra butter.
971
00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:52,333
On it.
972
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:56,559
I love this Carnivale theme,
973
00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:59,250
but your Candyland theme
is going to be the best of the year.
974
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:02,226
Well, until your New York
theme puts the entire school to shame!
975
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,250
Yeah.
976
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,434
Why'd we eat
so many Twizzlers last night?
977
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,708
I don't know!
978
00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:07,791
Hey, Stacy.
979
00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:09,583
Oh, hey, Mateo.
980
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:12,541
Hey, can you believe no Bar
or Bat Mitzvah tonight?
981
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:13,833
Get to go to the movies.
982
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:15,708
What are you seeing?
983
00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:17,875
I'm not sure. Andy bought the tickets.
984
00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:19,916
- Andy's here?
- Yeah.
985
00:53:22,708 --> 00:53:25,559
- Sorry, the butter nozzle's jammed.
- No, it's fine. I don't need butter.
986
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:27,892
- All good. I know you love butter.
- No, I really don't need butter.
987
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:29,875
I'll grab a coat hanger.
This is all fixed.
988
00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,726
- Dude, give me the popcorn!
- Stacy Friedman.
989
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,833
Hey, Kym! What's up?
990
00:53:34,541 --> 00:53:37,500
Hey, yo, what's poppin'?
How's the bookie business?
991
00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:39,291
Booming. Still got your Xbox?
992
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:40,708
You know it.
993
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,083
That's what's up.
994
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:45,291
Bubie, what's taking you so long?
995
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:47,583
Is the guy mad at us
for getting three refills?
996
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:48,916
Where is that dude?
997
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,208
Oh, your friends are here.
998
00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:52,791
What's up, everybody?
Nice to see you guys.
999
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:56,250
- I like your robe, man!
- Oh yeah, the kid likes the drip.
1000
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,416
I like your taste.
1001
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,458
So I'm gonna go outside and get a blanket
1002
00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:01,791
from the trunk of the car
'cause it's freezing in there.
1003
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:04,833
We can kind of snuggle
like we used to. All right?
1004
00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:08,125
Always fun, right? Blanket time?
You know what I'm talking about, bro?
1005
00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,708
- Wha...
- I see you back there, Lydia.
1006
00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:12,875
- How you doing, kiddo?
- Oh, hey.
1007
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,791
- Love ya. Say hi to your folks.
- Yeah, of course.
1008
00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:17,635
- Miss you, buddy.
- See you.
1009
00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:20,208
You... Oh...
1010
00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:33,041
Stacy! We're here.
1011
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:36,583
Did you fall off a motorcycle?
1012
00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:39,767
- Did you eat nuts? Do you need an EpiPen?
- Why do you look like a bad IG filter?
1013
00:54:39,791 --> 00:54:41,500
Can periods happen to your face?
1014
00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:42,791
Shut up. Come in.
1015
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:46,000
- What are you wearing? Oh my God.
- Scandy!
1016
00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:46,958
Guys...
1017
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:55,142
Tara, you're putting the lighting
in the camera. Okay, yeah.
1018
00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:57,934
- Lift it higher. Make sure I'm glowing.
- I'm not built for this.
1019
00:54:57,958 --> 00:55:00,791
You know, I really thought we were
just gonna hang out and make slime.
1020
00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,208
Oh my God, we're women now.
1021
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,333
Maybe later.
1022
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:05,750
How does this look?
1023
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,416
Like your goldfish died.
1024
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:09,500
Hey, just switch it up.
1025
00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:11,333
- Okay.
- There you go.
1026
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:14,250
Seduce me. Okay? Just seduce me.
1027
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:16,791
Oh, way better. Slay, queen.
1028
00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:19,041
Guys, this is so lame.
1029
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:21,767
I thought we could be, like,
this iconic best friend trio, you know?
1030
00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:23,625
Now that Lydia broke up with you and all.
1031
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:28,333
Uh-oh. Now you look like all the goldfish
in the world just died.
1032
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:31,875
No, it's fine. Let's just take
more pictures and then change outfits.
1033
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:34,250
- There's more outfits?
- That's... Okay. Yeah.
1034
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,226
- Are you serious?
- Geez, Stace.
1035
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,333
Whoa, what is happening?
1036
00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:42,458
Uh, taking pictures.
1037
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:43,958
You look insane.
1038
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,250
Uh, we're gonna go get some boba
and then watch a movie,
1039
00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:47,625
Evil Dead 2, if you wanna come.
1040
00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:49,125
- Yeah, just...
- Oh, thank God.
1041
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:50,208
Yes!
1042
00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:52,125
What happened to your armpits?
1043
00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:54,541
Oh, I shaved this morning.
It did not go well.
1044
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:57,250
It's fine! I didn't need you anyway.
1045
00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:06,916
Don't you love puzzles?
1046
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:09,416
Puzzles are corny.
1047
00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:11,250
Facts.
1048
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:22,166
I have a question. Is Lydia a good kisser?
1049
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:24,625
She's a'ight.
1050
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,958
A'ight? Huh.
1051
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:29,791
Probably because you were her first kiss.
1052
00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:33,000
No, she's told me she's kissed a bunch
of guys before.
1053
00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:34,708
At camp?
1054
00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:36,541
Yes.
1055
00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:40,625
Does her tight-lipped technique
suggest a high level of experience?
1056
00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:44,083
Nah, it's like she thinks she's kissing
a stuffed animal or something.
1057
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,708
Plus, every time I try to move my hand,
she starts laughing,
1058
00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:48,041
says she's mad ticklish.
1059
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:50,666
You have the patience
of a saint.
1060
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,416
A Jewish saint.
1061
00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:55,125
True.
1062
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:00,625
Twenty points for me.
1063
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:01,958
Get it, Grandma.
1064
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:05,000
Want a picture of you and your grandma
to prove to your moms you're here?
1065
00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:08,333
Uh, yeah. That's low-key a good idea.
1066
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:11,333
Okay.
1067
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,791
- Yeah, Grandma.
- Hilarious.
1068
00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:22,341
I have to prove
to Rabbi Rebecca I'm here too.
1069
00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:24,416
I'm volunteering for my mitzvah project.
1070
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,416
- That's what's up.
- Here, I'll send it to you.
1071
00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:29,583
- For sure.
- Oh, shoot. I just sent you more pics.
1072
00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:31,500
- Just ignore.
- Andy Goldfarb.
1073
00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:40,958
Nice.
1074
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:49,083
- That one's way too big on me.
- Okey-dokey.
1075
00:57:50,916 --> 00:57:53,458
Well, why don't you try the strapless one?
1076
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:58,333
So, how's Lydia's entrance video
coming along?
1077
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,333
I finished it this weekend.
1078
00:58:01,416 --> 00:58:02,416
Great!
1079
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:03,833
No.
1080
00:58:03,916 --> 00:58:05,083
Why is it a no?
1081
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:06,750
Just... it's just a no.
1082
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:08,916
Well, okay, then try the last one on.
1083
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,500
No, that's the worst one!
1084
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:11,791
Well, just try it!
1085
00:58:11,875 --> 00:58:13,041
Oh my God.
1086
00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:15,833
It's so ugly, Mom.
1087
00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:17,875
Maybe it'll look good when it's on you.
1088
00:58:20,166 --> 00:58:22,416
Oh.
1089
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:24,750
You know what?
1090
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,291
I like this.
1091
00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:30,416
I look like the lady
at school that pulls kids out of class
1092
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,416
when their parents get into car accidents.
1093
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,041
How often does that happen?
1094
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:38,958
Can we please get this dress?
Come on. It's the dream dress.
1095
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:40,625
It costs more than our house.
1096
00:58:40,708 --> 00:58:43,375
Okay, so wear the cheap dress
in front of God. Got it.
1097
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,708
It's not cheap.
1098
00:58:44,791 --> 00:58:46,250
It's reasonable.
1099
00:58:46,333 --> 00:58:49,458
That's what every kid wants to hear
on the most important day of their life.
1100
00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,916
"Wow, Stacy, you look so reasonable."
1101
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,833
You know what? This is a nice,
1102
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:58,833
temple-friendly, well-priced dress. And...
1103
00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:02,166
No. Don't say it. Please, Mom.
Please, I beg you.
1104
00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:06,083
- We're gettin' it.
- Oh my God! You're ruining me!
1105
00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:08,958
So ugly, Mom.
1106
00:59:09,625 --> 00:59:13,083
- So, is this, like, a swipe or a chip?
- Yeah, it's a chip.
1107
00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:16,458
Good? Okay.
Wait, did I take it out too soon?
1108
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:21,666
Why? We could color coordinate.
1109
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,726
We're not color coordinating, Mom.
We're not doing that.
1110
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:25,310
- You want to ruin me?
- [Gabi Okay. No.
1111
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:27,708
It looks like something
the counselor at school wears, Mom.
1112
00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:30,166
- Okay, okay.
- Please, I'm not wearing that.
1113
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,416
- Yeah, I got that app too.
- Eli!
1114
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:35,250
- What?
- What do you think?
1115
00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:37,500
What? Uh, Rudy, hold on a second.
1116
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,333
I'm at a family function or something, uh...
1117
00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:45,250
Yeah, that dress is gorgeous, kiddo.
Only the best.
1118
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:47,851
Papi, you don't even know
which one we're talking about.
1119
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,708
It's the prettiest one.
Just like you, pumpkin.
1120
00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:53,833
Twenty-three skidoo! Wee!
1121
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:56,625
Okay, yeah,
I think you gave me a good price.
1122
00:59:57,541 --> 01:00:00,000
Mom? Mom, can we go?
1123
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:02,125
Yeah, okay. Take the dress.
1124
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,833
- Thank you.
- Okay.
1125
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:05,166
So great. We got a great deal.
1126
01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:06,601
Where's Daddy? I don't remember...
1127
01:00:06,625 --> 01:00:08,250
- No.
- Gabi!
1128
01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:09,166
Bree?!
1129
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:10,791
Lydia! Lydia's here...
1130
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,875
Oh my God! I haven't seen you in forever!
1131
01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:14,125
Hi!
1132
01:00:14,791 --> 01:00:17,631
Just like the two of us
to be getting dresses at the last minute.
1133
01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,208
Why plan ahead, right?
1134
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:21,708
How are you? How's Stace?
1135
01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:25,458
She's good. I miss Lydia.
She hasn't been over in a while.
1136
01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,166
Eli! It's so great to see you.
1137
01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,416
How you doing?
1138
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,666
Terrific. We're getting divorced.
1139
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:34,166
Oh yeah. I'm... I heard. I'm so sorry.
1140
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,583
I'm not. I'm on six dating apps.
1141
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,541
Six? Wow, that's a lot.
1142
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:40,041
Andy broke up with me.
1143
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:43,500
Hmm. Sorry to hear that.
You were the perfect couple.
1144
01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:48,458
He said he couldn't deal with the
ticklishness or the closed mouth kissing.
1145
01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:51,166
Sucks for you, I guess.
1146
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:55,750
Said he heard
I lied about kissing boys in camp.
1147
01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:59,625
Well, you did lie. So...
1148
01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:06,583
See you at temple?
1149
01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:08,166
- See you at temple.
- Okay.
1150
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,583
Anyhoo. Gonna go.
1151
01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:12,934
- Happy shopping!
- Yeah!
1152
01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:14,875
- Bye, Eli! Enjoy those dating apps.
- Yeah.
1153
01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:16,916
- Bye, Stacy.
- See ya! Come on, honey.
1154
01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:19,666
What's that mom's name again?
1155
01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:21,375
Bree.
1156
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,666
Are you kidding me?
1157
01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:25,958
You need to get your fat head
in the game, Eli.
1158
01:01:26,041 --> 01:01:29,083
Stacy's father, Danny,
if you could remember names,
1159
01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:33,375
who we've known since kindergarten,
is so involved in every single detail!
1160
01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:35,083
Oh, he is?
1161
01:01:35,166 --> 01:01:38,958
So, which detail is that?
1162
01:01:40,708 --> 01:01:43,291
He's exhausted from being a good dad.
1163
01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:45,500
Honey. You wish.
1164
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,541
Can we get ice cream?
1165
01:01:49,541 --> 01:01:52,000
- Did you guys already get ice cream?
- No, we didn't.
1166
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,416
♪ Bim bam bim bim bam ♪
1167
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,833
♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪
1168
01:01:57,916 --> 01:01:59,333
♪ Chiri chiri chiri ♪
1169
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:02,750
♪ Bim bam bim bim bam ♪
1170
01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:06,000
♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪
1171
01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:08,041
- ♪ Shabbat shalom ♪
- Hey!
1172
01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:09,833
- ♪ Shabbat shalom ♪
- Hey!
1173
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:13,250
♪ Shabbat, shabbat
Shabbat, shabbat shalom ♪
1174
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:16,416
♪ Bim bam bim bim bim bam ♪
1175
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:20,083
♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪
1176
01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:21,392
Yes, Seema?
1177
01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:23,625
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Yes you can.
1178
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:27,291
Go pee-pee, but quickly.
1179
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:28,541
So quickly.
1180
01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:34,666
♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪
1181
01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:39,416
- Thank you, thank you!
- Bravo! Slay, queen!
1182
01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:45,083
Does anyone know the significance
of that particular piece of music, huh?
1183
01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:48,708
Yes, Andy, please enlighten us.
1184
01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,500
I gotta go to the bathroom too.
1185
01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:54,125
No one thinks to take a whiz
before they come to class?
1186
01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,041
Fine, Andy, but quickly!
1187
01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:59,291
- So quickly.
- So quickly.
1188
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,416
So quickly.
1189
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:03,166
Go, Andy.
1190
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:04,875
Go, Andy.
1191
01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:06,541
Good luck, Andy.
1192
01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:08,666
Good luck, Andy.
1193
01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:13,875
Hopefully, it's not number two!
1194
01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,916
It's Mr. Mateo!
1195
01:03:20,541 --> 01:03:23,416
- Mr. Potatoes.
- Mr. Potato.
1196
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,416
Hey, Stacy!
1197
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,958
Can't believe you're not even Jewish,
and you come to temple more than I do.
1198
01:03:28,041 --> 01:03:30,666
Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.
1199
01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:34,666
Might as well fill in the other six days
for some, you know, holiness too.
1200
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:37,291
I'm actually going
to help these guys make challah.
1201
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:40,750
- Challah!
- Okay, okay! Challah, challah.
1202
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:42,583
That's what I said!
1203
01:03:42,666 --> 01:03:45,083
I'm waiting here for Mrs. Lippman
to unlock the kitchen.
1204
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,250
She's taking forever.
1205
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:50,083
I remember when I had Mrs. Lippman,
six years old, not a care in the world.
1206
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:51,000
I got cares.
1207
01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:54,041
My mom says
if I don't learn the candle blessings,
1208
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:56,666
I can't play Call of Duty anymore!
1209
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:57,833
Oh, that's heavy.
1210
01:03:57,916 --> 01:04:02,000
Or maybe Mr. Mateo will teach you.
He probably knows it by now.
1211
01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:04,708
Baruch Atah Adonai,
1212
01:04:04,791 --> 01:04:07,041
Eloheinu Melech ha'o...
1213
01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:09,833
- Mrs. Lippman!
- Bye.
1214
01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:11,041
See you later, Stacy.
1215
01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:17,625
- Hi, Mike.
- Shalom, Stacy.
1216
01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:32,333
What's up?
1217
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,500
Hi.
1218
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:35,875
Hey, uh...
1219
01:04:36,833 --> 01:04:38,791
Have you ever kissed anyone?
1220
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:43,125
Uh, no.
1221
01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:46,041
Would you want to?
1222
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:48,625
Yeah.
1223
01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,375
All right, come on, let's go.
1224
01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:55,041
Come on.
1225
01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:02,875
- Um, someone's in here!
- Go away!
1226
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:05,541
Where could we go?
1227
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,250
Come on. Let's go.
1228
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:39,958
No one's gonna find us in here.
1229
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:44,416
I don't know,
I just feel like God's gonna be mad.
1230
01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:49,375
Nah, God's gonna be stoked
that we like each other so much.
1231
01:05:51,291 --> 01:05:52,291
You're right.
1232
01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:03,250
This is not the bathroom!
1233
01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:04,333
Oh no.
1234
01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:05,750
Do you see a toilet?!
1235
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,458
I didn't think so!
1236
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:09,333
I didn't need to go.
1237
01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:12,250
Well, mazel tov, you guys are married now.
1238
01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:14,833
Kidding, but you're in a lot of trouble.
1239
01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:18,458
In front of the Torah?
What were you thinking?
1240
01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:21,375
I said I was sorry.
Why is Andy not getting in trouble?
1241
01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:22,458
Oh, he's in trouble!
1242
01:06:22,541 --> 01:06:25,416
He's a repeat offender. We're handling it.
1243
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,900
I hope my father doesn't handle it.
1244
01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:29,416
He'll put him in a wood chipper.
They'll never find his body.
1245
01:06:30,916 --> 01:06:35,375
Seema, we're only a few weeks away
from your Bat Mitz. Okay, cutie-pops?
1246
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,916
This is supposed to be
the most important day of your life,
1247
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,708
and you're not taking it seriously at all.
1248
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:42,666
You haven't even done
your mitzvah project yet.
1249
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:45,416
I did my mitzvah project.
I volunteered at the retirement home.
1250
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,875
So you could do a mitzvah,
or so you could flirt with a boy?
1251
01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:51,125
How did you know that?
1252
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:55,041
Let's just say there's
a wonderful woman there, Mrs. O'Leary,
1253
01:06:55,125 --> 01:07:00,500
who wishes to convert to Judaism,
and you never brought her bookies!
1254
01:07:01,208 --> 01:07:04,125
Yeah, you're not the only one
who's amazing at impressions.
1255
01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:05,625
I'll do better.
1256
01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:10,291
Let me take off
my "rabbi hat" for a second
1257
01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:12,708
and put on my "tough love hat."
1258
01:07:14,791 --> 01:07:18,166
If you don't shape up, your Bat Mitzvah
is gonna be cancelled, sis.
1259
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,500
And that's the way
the hamantaschen crumbles. Capisce?
1260
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,666
Yes, we understand, Rabbi Rebecca.
1261
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:36,125
She doesn't really even deserve
a second chance.
1262
01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:37,208
We thank you for that.
1263
01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,333
Mm-hmm.
1264
01:07:38,416 --> 01:07:42,416
Oh, and just please
calm your husband down.
1265
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:46,750
Okay? Tell him don't put Andy Goldfarb
in a wood chipper.
1266
01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:49,416
- She just walked in.
- Oh. Okay, good luck.
1267
01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:54,666
Dad, take a breath.
Just talk to her. Don't yell.
1268
01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:00,416
He didn't take a breath.
1269
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,500
No.
1270
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,958
Hey. We don't slam doors in this house.
1271
01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:10,601
- Dad, I need a break.
- Well, welcome to being an adult.
1272
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:12,625
And welcome to being Jewish.
We don't get breaks.
1273
01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:13,958
Oh my God! Stop!
1274
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:15,875
Kissing a boy in a temple?
1275
01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,208
You know how disrespectful that is?
1276
01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:23,458
Every time you walk into that synagogue,
you are declaring to everyone and God,
1277
01:08:23,541 --> 01:08:26,208
"I'm Jewish, and I am part of this!"
1278
01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:27,583
Well, maybe I don't want to be!
1279
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:28,750
Yes, you do!
1280
01:08:28,833 --> 01:08:30,375
I was born into God's kingdom!
1281
01:08:30,458 --> 01:08:33,416
Yeah? Well, God wants you out right now!
How's that?
1282
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,583
- I hate you!
- You don't mean that.
1283
01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:38,208
Wow, I never said that to him,
and I was nuts.
1284
01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:39,934
You hate me?!
1285
01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:42,666
I do. You're a jerk,
and you won't let me have a mojito bar.
1286
01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,583
Gabi!
1287
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:44,500
Hi!
1288
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:46,625
That's why we fought the Nazis?
1289
01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:48,333
So you could have a mojito bar?
1290
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:49,708
Is this a bad time?
1291
01:08:49,791 --> 01:08:52,708
- Um, no. What's... what's going on?
- Are you nuts?
1292
01:08:52,791 --> 01:08:55,391
Well, Stacy was supposed
to do that video for Lydia's Bat Mitzvah.
1293
01:08:55,416 --> 01:08:56,791
Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course, right.
1294
01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:58,795
Get out of my room!
Stop ruining my life!
1295
01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:00,833
- Anyways...
- I paid for this room!
1296
01:09:00,916 --> 01:09:01,791
She never sent it.
1297
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:04,795
I was in the neighborhood, and thought
I'd pop by and see if it was ready.
1298
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:06,017
Really?
1299
01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:08,791
Oh, hi, Ronnie. Hi, Zaara. How's it going?
1300
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:11,083
Andy Goldfarb?
That's who you pick?
1301
01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:13,083
Great! Nice to see you.
1302
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,125
You girls got so big. How's high school?
1303
01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,250
You'll be the reason
I start doing drugs!
1304
01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:18,458
Same here!
1305
01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:19,375
Hard.
1306
01:09:19,458 --> 01:09:20,833
Very, very stressful.
1307
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:21,916
Good God!
1308
01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:25,583
Um, I think that Stacy said
she finished the video this weekend,
1309
01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:27,791
so I can just email it to you ASAP.
1310
01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:30,892
Thanks. Lydia keeps talking about how
she doesn't wanna have a video anymore.
1311
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:33,017
- I know she'd regret it.
- You're on your own! Good luck!
1312
01:09:33,041 --> 01:09:34,434
I hope you die before Mom!
1313
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:37,058
- I'm taking you with me!
- We'll see you. Mazel tov! Bye!
1314
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:57,541
Andy Goldfarb
is going in the goddamn wood chipper!
1315
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,083
Okay.
1316
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,560
Dear God, Stacy here.
1317
01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:10,166
So, as you probably already know,
Lydia's Bat Mitzvah is coming up,
1318
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,333
and I really don't know what to do.
1319
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,083
I'm not even sure if she wants me there.
1320
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,986
If I was in
this situation a month ago,
1321
01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:24,000
I would've asked my friends what to do.
1322
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,541
Hey, look, we're twinning.
1323
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,875
Twinning?
1324
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,666
What are we in fourth grade?
1325
01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:33,434
But the people
I'm hanging out with now,
1326
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:35,666
I don't know
if they'd have such good advice.
1327
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:38,375
et b'ney Moshe...
1328
01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:40,226
I've actually been working hard
1329
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:43,166
because I want to have a good Bat Mitzvah
and a good life.
1330
01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:46,583
kedushah ha-nasi...
1331
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:49,083
I don't know how to fix things with Lydia,
1332
01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:50,458
or if I should,
1333
01:10:50,541 --> 01:10:52,208
or if it's even possible.
1334
01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:56,791
al panav ad bo-oh l'dabeyr ito.
1335
01:10:56,875 --> 01:10:58,041
Booyah!
1336
01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:01,208
So I've been focusing
on my new mitzvah project.
1337
01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:02,500
♪ 'Cause now I'm in it ♪
1338
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,666
♪ But I've been trying... ♪
1339
01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:07,101
{\an8}And maybe,
if I start doing good things...
1340
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:07,958
I got you.
1341
01:11:08,041 --> 01:11:09,875
...good things will start happening to me.
1342
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,000
Thanks.
1343
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:20,434
That's more of
a Buddhist concept than a Jewish one,
1344
01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:21,958
but, hey, at this point, I'm...
1345
01:11:22,041 --> 01:11:23,083
Friedman?
1346
01:11:23,916 --> 01:11:25,500
What the hell are you doing?
1347
01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:27,291
Your meter was expired.
1348
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,250
Yes, I wanted it to be expired.
1349
01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:31,208
The meter maid is a sexual icon,
1350
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:33,375
and I wanted a chance to hit on her.
1351
01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:35,958
Now I have to wait 45 minutes!
1352
01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:37,801
You're not supposed
to call them meter maids.
1353
01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:39,583
And why are you in a handicapped spot?
1354
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:41,666
Everybody loves a bad boy.
1355
01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:44,458
Gross. That's a $500 fine.
1356
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:45,625
Huh?
1357
01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:02,625
What the heck, man?
1358
01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,416
It was her fault!
1359
01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:06,916
- Her?
- She did it!
1360
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,333
- We know that kid.
- What?
1361
01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:11,250
- She goes out with the basketball guy.
- Exactly.
1362
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:25,458
Stace?
1363
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,083
Honey?
1364
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:31,041
Why aren't you ready yet?
1365
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,625
I don't want to go.
1366
01:12:33,708 --> 01:12:35,166
Yes, you do.
1367
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,625
This is Lydia's Bat Mitzvah.
1368
01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:40,958
- She doesn't even want me there.
- Honey.
1369
01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:43,416
I don't know what's happening
between you two,
1370
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:46,541
but I know things must feel
really messed up right now.
1371
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:50,583
I know she hurt you,
but I'm sure she misses her best friend.
1372
01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:54,833
You need to make things right.
1373
01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,750
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1374
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,208
Okay,
I think you should wear this towel.
1375
01:13:02,291 --> 01:13:04,416
- It's a good accessory.
- It's very stylish.
1376
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,750
- Don't you think?
- Yeah.
1377
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:13,958
Oy! Hey! Hey, slow down!
1378
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,208
- Feel the breeze, Grandma!
- Oh my, ah!
1379
01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:18,625
I can see why you fell for him so hard.
1380
01:13:21,916 --> 01:13:23,559
You're wearin' the suit
for me, huh?
1381
01:13:23,583 --> 01:13:26,208
- Yeah. Lydia gets the suit.
- Oh, it's for Lydia.
1382
01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,888
- We love you guys!
- Thank you for coming.
1383
01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:40,291
Lydia! Look at you!
1384
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,666
Oh my God!
1385
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,166
This is exquisite!
1386
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:47,041
Gabi, you've outdone yourself, girl.
Really, it's gorgeous.
1387
01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:48,833
Stacy, I'm so glad you came!
1388
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:51,125
Lydia said you've been so busy
with show choir.
1389
01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:53,583
Yeah, the show's going really great.
1390
01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:54,916
That's exciting.
1391
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,000
Can you girls believe it?
1392
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,791
You've been planning this
your whole lives, and it's finally here!
1393
01:13:58,875 --> 01:14:02,125
Uh, well, it's time to get hammered.
1394
01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:03,083
Okay.
1395
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:04,833
Ooh, maybe he'll pass out.
1396
01:14:04,916 --> 01:14:07,833
You! I saw you today at temple.
The Haftarah.
1397
01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:09,125
Spot on.
1398
01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,750
- Thank you, Mr. Friedman.
- Lydia, you look so pretty!
1399
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:12,875
Well, thank you.
1400
01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:16,625
- You got the Twizzlers station?
- Yeah, it's back there. I got it for you.
1401
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,375
Yay!
1402
01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:21,291
Your New York theme
is gonna be amazing!
1403
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:23,375
Thank you for coming, madam.
1404
01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:25,583
Well,
thank you for inviting me.
1405
01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,291
Lyd! There you are!
1406
01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,875
- Hey!
- You're up! Come on!
1407
01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:30,158
Ready for your grand entrance?
1408
01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:32,958
Come on! Places, cutie-pops.
1409
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:36,017
- See you after.
- That's a good impression.
1410
01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:37,161
See you. Bye, Ronnie!
1411
01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:39,333
- That felt good, huh?
- Yeah.
1412
01:14:40,791 --> 01:14:41,791
- Wow!
- Wow!
1413
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:45,166
- Hey!
- Oh, hey!
1414
01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,541
We're sitting with the Lamonsoffs.
I love it!
1415
01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:48,666
Good to see ya.
1416
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:52,500
What up?
1417
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,458
You ready, DJ? The party's starting.
1418
01:14:55,541 --> 01:14:59,291
All right, I'll be right there!
I'm just getting my mind right!
1419
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,833
It's Schmuley time.
1420
01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:08,875
So let's go.
1421
01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:15,416
All right! Put your hands up in the air
like you just don't care, because...
1422
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:20,458
It is officially
Lydia Katz Rodriguez's Bat Mitzvah!
1423
01:15:22,916 --> 01:15:25,833
Woo!
Oh yeah, you got it, Grandma!
1424
01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:34,041
Yeah, nobody does it
like DJ Schmuley, huh?
1425
01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:35,125
I guess.
1426
01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:49,291
My little sweet baby.
1427
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:53,250
Bubelah!
1428
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,208
Tatelah!
1429
01:15:54,291 --> 01:15:55,291
Meydelah!
1430
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,708
Shayna punim!
1431
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:06,083
- Remember that? Kindergarten, first day?
- Yeah, yeah.
1432
01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:07,750
Yeah, you took my parking spot.
1433
01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:10,500
Mm-hmm.
Not sure that was me, but either way.
1434
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:11,583
Okay.
1435
01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:16,708
If that was you and a boy,
what would you do?
1436
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,101
We're waiting for her
to pop a pimple.
1437
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:32,041
Stace, what's going on?
What are you doing?
1438
01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:36,125
Look at that.
1439
01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,767
Why do you always do that?
1440
01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:40,708
Because I like the way my feet smell!
1441
01:16:40,791 --> 01:16:42,250
This isn't normal!
1442
01:16:43,958 --> 01:16:46,041
Schmuley, turn off the video.
Please, please, please!
1443
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:49,000
Schmuley! Turn off the video!
1444
01:16:49,083 --> 01:16:51,041
It's getting big reactions.
What's wrong with it?
1445
01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:54,375
It's getting a horrible reaction!
Please, just turn it off!
1446
01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,578
She sounds like a lawnmower.
1447
01:16:58,041 --> 01:16:59,500
That was not a snore!
1448
01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,958
- What's that smell?
- Oh God.
1449
01:17:03,041 --> 01:17:05,250
Kym and Megan and Anya, they suck.
1450
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,625
They're horrible.
1451
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:10,583
Oh, I want cute, designer stuff,
but make sure it's, like, eco-friendly.
1452
01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:12,291
- I'm sorry.
- They're very dumb.
1453
01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:13,458
It's kinda true though.
1454
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:15,416
Shut up! It's not.
1455
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:17,860
- I got a full booger.
- Stop! Erase that right now. Please!
1456
01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,601
Her real toes are hairy.
1457
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:23,041
Remember when that string
on my tampon broke?
1458
01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:24,416
I think I peed myself!
1459
01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:25,958
Oh my God.
1460
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:28,583
Have you ever farted from the front?
1461
01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:30,184
Yeah, like your vajayjay?
1462
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,892
- Want me to show you?
- Yes.
1463
01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:33,125
I have to prepare.
1464
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:38,000
I was showing them how to queef.
1465
01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:40,333
Is that
what kids talk about today?
1466
01:17:40,416 --> 01:17:42,583
Tampons and frontal farts?
1467
01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:44,333
You better not show this to anyone.
1468
01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:45,333
Oh my God.
1469
01:17:45,416 --> 01:17:47,458
I swear to God,
if you show this to anyone...
1470
01:17:47,541 --> 01:17:49,708
- Schmuley did this?
- I... I...
1471
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:50,791
Schmuley?
1472
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:55,250
Thanks for watching, bye!
1473
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,515
- Why would Stacy do that?
- I don't know.
1474
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,916
Okay, even I'm not that mean.
1475
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,875
- You're pretty mean.
- Yeah, you suck.
1476
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,125
Turn it off, turn it off!
1477
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,583
Lydia! Lydia, I didn't mean to...
1478
01:18:29,666 --> 01:18:31,958
Stop! You didn't mean to?
1479
01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,802
Like you didn't mean to tell everyone
I had a black hair on my nipple,
1480
01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:36,083
or that Andy was my first kiss?
1481
01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:38,500
- No, but this is different!
- Just stop lying, Stacy!
1482
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:41,208
I have tried to apologize,
but you keep punishing me!
1483
01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:43,666
- When is it enough, Stacy?
- Now, it's enough!
1484
01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:44,750
It's too late!
1485
01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:46,166
Lydia!
1486
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:54,041
♪ I saw us only in the highlights ♪
1487
01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:02,208
♪ A picture of me... ♪
1488
01:19:02,291 --> 01:19:04,541
I should go up and see her.
I gotta talk to her.
1489
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:07,041
No, I'm the one who sent the damn video.
I should go.
1490
01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:10,291
Neither of you guys should go up there.
She needs to process this herself.
1491
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:11,291
No, honey, she needs...
1492
01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,495
I know what she needs
'cause I know how she's feeling.
1493
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:14,976
How would you know what she's feeling?
1494
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,583
Even your crazy ass
never did anything that stupid.
1495
01:19:17,666 --> 01:19:19,916
True, but I've seen some similar TikToks.
1496
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,833
And the "even your crazy ass"
was gaslighting.
1497
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:25,188
Yeah, you're right. Sorry about that.
1498
01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:27,583
This is gonna be difficult
for you to hear, Danny and Bree,
1499
01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:29,083
but from this point forward,
1500
01:19:29,166 --> 01:19:33,166
there's going to be a whole huge part
of Stacy that you don't understand,
1501
01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:36,166
that you won't ever understand,
no matter how much you want to,
1502
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,500
and that's just the way it is.
1503
01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:41,125
Don't ever call us Danny
and Bree again, Zaara.
1504
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:42,333
Yeah, that was weird.
1505
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:44,666
Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Friedman.
1506
01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,750
To me, that was gaslighting.
1507
01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:55,583
God, everything is such a mess.
1508
01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:58,875
I've never felt this way before.
1509
01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:04,500
And I don't know how to fix it.
1510
01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:11,583
♪ When you said it was love
Did you mean it? ♪
1511
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:16,166
♪ Or did I make it up? Did I dream it? ♪
1512
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:20,166
♪ For a while I was fooled
I believed it ♪
1513
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:24,458
♪ But you can hang the moon ♪
1514
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,500
♪ But you can hang the moon ♪
1515
01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:35,375
Well, I'm sure you got
this day marked in your holy calendar too,
1516
01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:37,541
but today is my Bat Mitzvah.
1517
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,375
The most important day of my Jewish life.
1518
01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:42,625
Maybe even my entire life.
1519
01:20:43,208 --> 01:20:44,750
But what's the point?
1520
01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:46,083
Let's do this!
1521
01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:50,416
You're kidding me. Again?
1522
01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,666
This time, I'm serious. I am not going.
1523
01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:55,000
Oh, you're going.
Get dressed. Get in the car.
1524
01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:56,923
I can't, and I won't.
1525
01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:59,791
Okay, fine. Say goodbye to your phone.
1526
01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,416
Fine. Who am I texting anyway?
1527
01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:10,500
There is nothing you can say or do
that will make me go.
1528
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:13,833
I'm an adult today,
and I can make my own decisions,
1529
01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:16,458
and I have decided that I am staying here.
1530
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:20,430
- Put me down, put me down!
- Hey. Come on. Hey.
1531
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,625
Ronnie!
1532
01:21:22,708 --> 01:21:25,416
That is some amazing parenting
right there.
1533
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:27,708
- No! Don't!
- Hey.
1534
01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:34,666
Hey, how are those armpits doing?
1535
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,750
You know how they say
that it grows back double?
1536
01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:38,041
It's growing back triple.
1537
01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:39,000
Oh.
1538
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,000
Yeah.
1539
01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:41,883
Pull it together!
1540
01:21:44,708 --> 01:21:46,750
- Calm down.
- I don't want to go.
1541
01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:47,875
Can you stop?
1542
01:21:48,791 --> 01:21:49,916
H-hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
1543
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,083
Shabbat shalom.
1544
01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:53,958
Shabbat shalom.
1545
01:21:54,041 --> 01:21:57,083
Today is a very special day.
1546
01:21:57,583 --> 01:22:00,250
Our brilliant, young Stacy Friedman
1547
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:03,833
is called to the bimah
for her Bat Mitzvah.
1548
01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:05,166
Oh, God.
1549
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:08,833
Do you hear her calling me up
to receive an honor I do not deserve?
1550
01:22:09,541 --> 01:22:13,458
I've been dreaming about this day
my whole life, and now it's here.
1551
01:22:13,541 --> 01:22:17,666
And I wish I could go back in bed,
or under my bed, or literally anywhere...
1552
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:18,750
Seema?
1553
01:22:43,666 --> 01:22:46,625
Barechu et Adonai hamevorach.
1554
01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:51,291
Baruch Adonai
hamevorach leolam vaed.
1555
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:54,291
Baruch Adonai hamevorach leolam vaed.
1556
01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:58,833
Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu
melech haolam,
1557
01:22:58,916 --> 01:23:01,958
asher bachar banu mikol...
1558
01:23:02,041 --> 01:23:03,500
ha-amim...
1559
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,625
I made a huge mistake.
1560
01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:18,458
I'm sorry.
I don't even know what I'm doing up here.
1561
01:23:27,291 --> 01:23:28,125
Uh...
1562
01:23:29,833 --> 01:23:33,791
In the Jewish religion,
I am supposed to be a grown-up today.
1563
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:41,208
But I have been so selfish and bratty
and annoying to my parents who just want...
1564
01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,250
And then, it happened.
1565
01:23:43,333 --> 01:23:45,958
The very day I was supposed
to become a woman
1566
01:23:46,041 --> 01:23:48,000
is the day that everything started
to make sense.
1567
01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,458
...Nikki, Tara...
1568
01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:52,708
When you're a kid, you think it's okay
to put yourself in front of your friends
1569
01:23:52,791 --> 01:23:54,583
in pursuit of something better.
1570
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:58,041
A woman knows there is nothing better
than your friends.
1571
01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:00,833
...Kym, Megan, Anya...
1572
01:24:00,916 --> 01:24:02,059
When you're a kid,
1573
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:05,458
sometimes you think you have to be
someone you're not in order to fit in.
1574
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:09,083
...if I'm being honest, it's probably 'cause
we were, like, jealous or something...
1575
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:11,666
But a woman knows
it's not about hiding who you are.
1576
01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:13,710
It's about being yourself
and speaking your truth.
1577
01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:17,041
...but also, you guys can be,
like, such a-holes sometimes.
1578
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:19,916
Keep it PG in the temple.
1579
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,041
Sorry.
1580
01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:23,458
Where'd she learn to curse like that?
1581
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:24,583
No idea.
1582
01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:27,791
And the biggest difference
between being a kid and an adult...
1583
01:24:27,875 --> 01:24:28,916
Andy...
1584
01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,708
...is knowing what really matters.
1585
01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:35,625
I'm gonna keep it brief 'cause I know you
can't focus on one thing for that long,
1586
01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:38,791
but you're basic and not nice to people,
1587
01:24:38,875 --> 01:24:41,375
and if I'm being honest,
not that good at soccer.
1588
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:43,833
You suck!
1589
01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:46,833
And worst of all, because of you,
1590
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:51,000
I ruined my friendship
with the one person that matters the most.
1591
01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:53,666
I need to tell her how bad I messed up.
1592
01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:55,916
Hey, hey, hey...
1593
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,476
You gotta go up there and finish
your Torah portion before you go.
1594
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:02,291
Come here. Give it your best shot,
and then we'll all fix this together.
1595
01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,500
Hopefully, after I take off
this itchy suit.
1596
01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:07,291
You have coffee breath.
1597
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:10,291
Okay. All right. Use that up there. Go.
1598
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:14,875
Quickly, so quickly, so quickly.
1599
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:16,583
So quickly.
1600
01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:27,000
Va-y'chal Moshe mi-dabeyr itam
1601
01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:29,083
Va-yiteyn al panav masveh.
1602
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:34,833
Uv'vo Moshe lifney Adonai l'dabeyr ito
1603
01:25:34,916 --> 01:25:37,291
Ya-sir et ha-masveh ad tzeyto
1604
01:25:37,375 --> 01:25:44,000
V'yatza v'di-ber el b'ney Yisrael
et asher y'tzuveh.
1605
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:48,375
V'ra-u v'ney Yisrael et p'ney Moshe
1606
01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:54,750
Ki karan or p'ney Moshe v'heysheev Moshe
1607
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:57,583
Et ha-masveh al panav
1608
01:25:57,666 --> 01:26:02,791
ad bo-oh l'dabeyr ito.
1609
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:05,250
I did it.
1610
01:26:07,916 --> 01:26:09,791
Ya'sher koach! Now go!
1611
01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,333
Lydia!
1612
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:03,250
Lydia.
1613
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:06,250
Lydia.
1614
01:27:06,916 --> 01:27:08,291
Lydia, please open...
1615
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:11,083
The Andy stuff.
1616
01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:13,708
I know you never hurt me on purpose.
1617
01:27:13,791 --> 01:27:15,833
I should have let you apologize.
1618
01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:19,833
I miss you, and I love you, and I'm sorry.
1619
01:27:19,916 --> 01:27:21,791
I've been a horrible, selfish friend.
1620
01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:23,666
Please, please forgive me.
1621
01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:29,541
Stacy, you ruined my Bat Mitzvah.
1622
01:27:29,625 --> 01:27:32,185
What part of that do you not understand?
I don't under... Like...
1623
01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:34,291
- I know.
- Let me finish.
1624
01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:37,166
That day at the ledge,
I told you not to go.
1625
01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:39,250
I told you don't jump. You jumped.
1626
01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:41,093
Then the whole thing
ended up being my fault.
1627
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:43,166
- Then I was the shitty friend?
- I'm sorry.
1628
01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:46,875
And I've known you liked Andy for, like,
a million years, but guess what, Stacy?
1629
01:27:46,958 --> 01:27:49,625
So has every other girl at our school,
including me,
1630
01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:52,750
but I never told you anything
because I knew it'd just make you upset.
1631
01:27:52,833 --> 01:27:57,541
And then, when you uninvited me to the day
I've been helping you plan forever,
1632
01:27:58,791 --> 01:28:00,500
I dated him to make you mad.
1633
01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:02,416
Until you ruined it.
1634
01:28:03,208 --> 01:28:05,517
Then you ruined your best friend's
most important day of her life.
1635
01:28:05,541 --> 01:28:07,250
So, yeah, I'm... I'm done here, Stacy.
1636
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:09,000
Wait, you're right.
1637
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:11,291
Yeah, I know.
1638
01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:15,791
Just come to my Bat Mitzvah party tonight.
I promise it'll be worth it. Please.
1639
01:28:21,166 --> 01:28:22,833
I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
1640
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:28,708
Hello, again.
1641
01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:35,875
Honey?
1642
01:28:36,791 --> 01:28:37,708
Hi, Mom.
1643
01:28:37,791 --> 01:28:39,625
Your father called in
a lot of favors.
1644
01:28:39,708 --> 01:28:42,375
I think it's gonna work out
if she shows up.
1645
01:28:44,583 --> 01:28:45,750
Come on. Let me do it.
1646
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:53,916
I know tonight's not exactly
what you dreamed it would be,
1647
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,458
but I'm really proud of you.
1648
01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:57,166
Okay, go.
1649
01:29:00,041 --> 01:29:01,041
There.
1650
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:04,125
- Hmm.
- Gorgeous.
1651
01:29:04,208 --> 01:29:05,208
Thanks, doll.
1652
01:29:08,041 --> 01:29:09,958
- I have something for you.
- Okay.
1653
01:29:12,458 --> 01:29:15,583
Okay, now,
I know you may not like this, but...
1654
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,166
Really?
1655
01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:20,750
Thank you!
1656
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:25,291
I think I'm gonna wear sneakers.
1657
01:29:25,375 --> 01:29:27,833
Oh my God, you're a woman.
You're a smart woman
1658
01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:29,666
Let's party!
1659
01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:41,041
Is she here?
1660
01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:43,916
I don't think she's coming.
1661
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,083
Honey, she's gonna come.
1662
01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:47,041
May I have your attention?
1663
01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:49,845
It's starting. What if she doesn't come?
Then everything's pointless.
1664
01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:53,041
It's not pointless.
1665
01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:56,208
- I could've been working on my golf game!
- Oh, you're fine.
1666
01:29:56,291 --> 01:29:57,291
You made it.
1667
01:29:58,625 --> 01:29:59,625
I made it.
1668
01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:01,375
Perfect timing.
1669
01:30:01,458 --> 01:30:03,541
Just in time for your grand entrance.
1670
01:30:03,625 --> 01:30:06,291
Listen guys and girls,
ladies and gentlemen...
1671
01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:07,583
No, Lydia...
1672
01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:12,125
Please give a very sweet welcome
to your Bat Mitzvah
1673
01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:16,666
Lydia Rodriguez Katz!
1674
01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:18,166
It's time for yours.
1675
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:20,875
Stacy, what is this?
1676
01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:24,500
You deserve a perfect Bat Mitzvah.
One that no one ruins.
1677
01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:27,416
So you gave up your Bat Mitzvah for me?
1678
01:30:29,666 --> 01:30:31,208
Stacy, this was your dream.
1679
01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:32,583
It's our dream.
1680
01:30:32,666 --> 01:30:33,666
Stacy!
1681
01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:37,791
Yeah, Lydia! We love you!
1682
01:30:37,875 --> 01:30:39,208
We love you!
1683
01:30:41,666 --> 01:30:42,750
Go!
1684
01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:44,208
Okay.
1685
01:30:44,291 --> 01:30:45,958
Entrance. Beautiful.
1686
01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:50,583
Lydia! Lydia! Lydia!
1687
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,250
Lydia!
1688
01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:54,375
Come on, Lydia!
1689
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:57,875
Go, Lydia!
1690
01:31:14,666 --> 01:31:19,250
All right! Make some noise
for Lydia and Stacy!
1691
01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:24,333
- I'm not paying for this, right?
- Yeah. You are.
1692
01:31:24,416 --> 01:31:26,916
I'm kidding you. You're good. We got this.
1693
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:31,833
- Let's get this party started!
- Oh man.
1694
01:31:35,708 --> 01:31:37,416
♪ It's your birthday every day ♪
1695
01:31:39,541 --> 01:31:40,916
♪ Every day your birthday ♪
1696
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,708
♪ We gon' have a good time, all right ♪
1697
01:31:49,458 --> 01:31:52,708
Guys, you're watching
Shawshank Redemp!
1698
01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:55,583
- I love that movie. Have you seen...
- Yeah, we've seen it.
1699
01:31:55,666 --> 01:31:58,541
- Yeah, can you leave us alone?
- Bye!
1700
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,684
You're the guy
from the movie theater, right?
1701
01:32:06,708 --> 01:32:07,708
I am.
1702
01:32:07,791 --> 01:32:09,333
Let me get some Twizzlers.
1703
01:32:09,833 --> 01:32:11,500
- Yeah, give me a lot.
- On it.
1704
01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:18,041
- I just want one.
- Okay, my bad.
1705
01:32:18,125 --> 01:32:19,375
Hell's wrong with you?
1706
01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:24,708
All right, mishpachalah!
1707
01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:28,083
Who's ready
for some "Don't Stop Believing!"?
1708
01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:29,958
Yeah, let's go!
1709
01:32:31,666 --> 01:32:34,958
Of course you are, nerd,
and that's why I'm not going to play it.
1710
01:32:35,541 --> 01:32:38,833
I think it's time to slow things down
1711
01:32:38,916 --> 01:32:43,083
for a little love jam.
1712
01:32:45,541 --> 01:32:49,583
♪ Know it sounds funny
But I just can't stand the pain ♪
1713
01:32:53,208 --> 01:32:57,541
♪ Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow ♪
1714
01:32:59,916 --> 01:33:04,166
♪ Seems to me, girl
You know I've done all I can ♪
1715
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:11,708
♪ You see, I begged, stole
And I borrowed ♪
1716
01:33:12,541 --> 01:33:15,000
♪ That's why I'm easy ♪
1717
01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:21,541
♪ I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪
1718
01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:22,625
Hey.
1719
01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:24,541
Do you want to dance?
1720
01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:27,166
Well, what about Isabella?
1721
01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:29,166
Who?
1722
01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:31,791
Your 25-year-old girlfriend back
in Ecuador?
1723
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:35,208
I just assumed her name
was something glamorous like Isabella.
1724
01:33:35,291 --> 01:33:36,916
I don't have a girlfriend.
1725
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:39,666
You know, it's a weird rumor
I don't understand.
1726
01:33:41,083 --> 01:33:42,083
Oh.
1727
01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:47,541
Ooh, how do you feel about that?
1728
01:33:47,625 --> 01:33:50,083
Your daughter's dancing
with a handsome young gentleman?
1729
01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:53,000
Um, surprisingly, I feel okay with it.
1730
01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:53,958
Really?
1731
01:33:54,041 --> 01:33:56,625
- You know what I don't feel good with?
- What?
1732
01:33:57,208 --> 01:33:59,500
Rabbi Rebecca and Cantor Jerry.
1733
01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:00,416
What is that?
1734
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,333
Ooh, work it, Rabbi.
1735
01:34:02,416 --> 01:34:05,500
Yeah. That should be against
every religion right there.
1736
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:07,500
- Yeah.
- What are they doing?
1737
01:34:10,791 --> 01:34:13,125
{\an8}Okay, that's enough of the slow stuff.
1738
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:16,500
Let's make some noise everybody!
1739
01:34:16,583 --> 01:34:17,833
Are you ready?
1740
01:34:23,166 --> 01:34:24,291
♪ Funky ♪
1741
01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:27,208
♪ Everybody clap your hands ♪
1742
01:34:27,291 --> 01:34:29,208
♪ Everybody clap your hands ♪
1743
01:34:31,458 --> 01:34:34,458
Dear God, Stacy Friedman here.
1744
01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:36,833
So today, I'm an adult,
1745
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,416
and honestly, it's wonderful.
1746
01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:43,458
I know this is just the first chapter
of my grown-up life,
1747
01:34:43,541 --> 01:34:45,875
and it might not always be this great,
1748
01:34:45,958 --> 01:34:48,291
but if it was, that would also be great.
1749
01:34:48,791 --> 01:34:50,291
I mean, no pressure.
1750
01:34:50,375 --> 01:34:52,166
Not like I could pressure you.
1751
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:54,000
Just saying.
1752
01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,750
And I know what you're thinking,
1753
01:34:57,833 --> 01:35:00,875
that giving up my party
for Lydia was my mitzvah project.
1754
01:35:03,166 --> 01:35:04,583
But that's not a mitzvah.
1755
01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:08,000
That's just being a best friend.
1756
01:35:09,958 --> 01:35:11,166
♪ Yeah, turn it up ♪
1757
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:17,291
Welcome to Mitzvah Bakery.
All proceeds go to charity.
1758
01:35:17,375 --> 01:35:21,375
Helping others, being selfless,
taking the bad and making it good...
1759
01:35:21,458 --> 01:35:23,226
- Breadsticks for four dollars.
- Four dollars.
1760
01:35:23,250 --> 01:35:24,416
That's a mitzvah.
1761
01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:26,458
Stacy, you did this?
1762
01:35:26,541 --> 01:35:28,708
- This is so dope.
- What are you gonna get?
1763
01:35:28,791 --> 01:35:32,875
Okay, obviously you know that.
You're God, which you also know.
1764
01:35:34,291 --> 01:35:35,833
Make sure you say Hamotzi.
1765
01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:38,291
And for one piece, 24 dollars.
1766
01:35:39,291 --> 01:35:41,333
Anyway,
thanks for being patient with me.
1767
01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:43,166
I'm really glad I'm a part of this.
1768
01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:44,916
- Ooh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
1769
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,208
You're very, very welcome!
1770
01:35:46,291 --> 01:35:48,625
Okay, I'll get back to you.
Selling bread.
1771
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,875
Now we're talking mitzvah!
1772
01:35:50,958 --> 01:35:54,541
♪ I'm so hopeless and over you ♪
1773
01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:58,333
♪ Think that you know it too ♪
1774
01:36:03,083 --> 01:36:07,916
♪ I say that it's over ♪
1775
01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:13,291
♪ But here I'm still singing ♪
1776
01:36:13,375 --> 01:36:15,125
♪ Play me something juicy ♪