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When I was going
through my wardrobe...

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I found an extra
hairpin on the floor.

3
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That's nothing.
I found her hair in my bed.

4
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Some women bring happiness
wherever they go.

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Others, whenever they go.

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I do both.

7
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Husbands like to see me come.

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Wives prefer to see me go.

9
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There she is! That's her.

10
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Whose husband
didn't she sleep with?

11
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Who's she with now?

12
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Who knows?

13
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She's older than I thought.

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Shh! Look, look! Watch.

15
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This'll teach her.

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I'm sorry, Mrs. erlynne,
but that account was closed...

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by Mrs. Fairchild.

18
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I wish you'd told me
before I ordered the Bordeaux.

19
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What Bordeaux, Mrs. erlynne?

20
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Joe, you're my kind of guy.

21
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Is she behind me?

22
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In the blue.

23
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Charge it to senator kleghorn.

24
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That's Mrs. kleghorn
sitting next to Mrs. Fairchild.

25
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What a small world.

26
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And Mrs. winters on her right.

27
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Oh. And getting smaller.

28
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You wanna go out the back?

29
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No, no. If you go
out the back...

30
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You'll never come
in the front, Joe.

31
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A lady always leaves
the way she came.

32
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Just look at her.

33
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I thought my husband
had more taste.

34
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So sorry to hear you're
leaving us, Mrs. erlynne.

35
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I'm leaving you?

36
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I'll prepare your bill.

37
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My sudden change
in circumstance...

38
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Was not the only reason
for my departure.

39
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The Italian coast in summer
attracts the rich and famous.

40
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I'm infamous and poor.

41
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Close enough.

42
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One door closes, another opens.

43
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Sometimes that door is
not the one you expect.

44
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I saw my chance
and decided to take it.

45
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Meg, dear!
Come along, come along.

46
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Ah, giuseppina.

47
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It's the best
glove shop in the city.

48
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She'll give you a good discount.

49
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But... but, Robert, I...

50
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Yes... no... now, you go along.

51
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I'll find your husband.
Don't worry. Go along.

52
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This way, madame.

53
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These are pretty.

54
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Your hand looks about right.

55
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I beg your pardon?

56
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My little sister.

57
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She was adamant
about every detail...

58
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But neglected
to tell me the size.

59
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Would you mind?

60
00:06:01,918 --> 00:06:04,513
Oh, no, of course not.

61
00:06:04,588 --> 00:06:06,955
It's always a little snug
the first time.

62
00:06:07,023 --> 00:06:08,992
Maybe you should
take off your ring?

63
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It's my wedding ring.
I never take it off.

64
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The other hand, then.

65
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Ahem.

66
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No need to button it.
You can see it fits perfectly.

67
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Lord darlington,
you depraved man!

68
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What have you been up to?

69
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Ignore him, Meg, dear.
He's a great sinner...

70
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But an excellent
bridge partner...

71
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Or I would never tolerate him.

72
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Do you know each other?

73
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The year I spent
in the London office.

74
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Margaret, I told you about John.

75
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You've, uh... you've met?

76
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No, not really.
It's nice to meet you.

77
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It's a pleasure,
Mrs. windemere.

78
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Your wife was helping me
select gloves for my mother.

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Your sister, you said.

80
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Either one.

81
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We should have dinner.
Where are you staying?

82
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The grand, but we're trying
to find a villa.

83
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So late in the season?
I warned you...

84
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I know one that's
come available.

85
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Isn't it an election year
in the wild west?

86
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Who says I'm running?

87
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It's perfect! It's beautiful!

88
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Did I mention the ghosts?

89
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It's everything I imagined.

90
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I feel like a princess
in a fairy tale.

91
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You are a princess.

92
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That's 'cause
I married the prince.

93
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I have her completely fooled,
poor girl.

94
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If I could fool a woman
as pretty as your wife...

95
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I wouldn't be a bachelor.

96
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Now you've made her blush.

97
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Don't be silly.
Come and see the paintings.

98
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Come on.

99
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Lady plymdale?

100
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Oh, is she the one
with the big...

101
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Feet. Enormous feet.

102
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Poor old plymdale.

103
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- Ace, queen, king, Jack.
- No honors.

104
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No, no, no. John's yacht,
John's rules.

105
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Have it. Thank you.

106
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Huge feet. Pontoons.

107
00:08:49,352 --> 00:08:51,218
You know, if desire
had an antidote...

108
00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:52,448
It would be
those pontoons of hers.

109
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I grow ill thinking of them.

110
00:08:54,124 --> 00:08:56,821
How many times have you been
divorced, tuppy?

111
00:08:56,893 --> 00:08:58,987
3, 4? I've simply lost count.

112
00:08:59,062 --> 00:09:00,189
That's bigamy.

113
00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:01,584
Bigamy's having
one wife too many.

114
00:09:01,598 --> 00:09:03,294
So's monogamy.

115
00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:06,131
One should always have
a proper basis for marriage.

116
00:09:06,202 --> 00:09:07,202
A mutual...

117
00:09:07,203 --> 00:09:08,398
- Misunderstanding?
- Exactly.

118
00:09:08,471 --> 00:09:11,407
A man can't be happy with
one woman.

119
00:09:11,474 --> 00:09:12,874
A man can be happy
with any woman...

120
00:09:12,876 --> 00:09:14,116
As long as he doesn't love her.

121
00:09:14,144 --> 00:09:15,635
For a man who's never thought
of getting married...

122
00:09:15,712 --> 00:09:17,476
You seem to know an awful
lot about it.

123
00:09:17,547 --> 00:09:19,379
I thought
very seriously of marrying.

124
00:09:19,449 --> 00:09:20,382
That's why I'm still single.

125
00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:21,645
Here, here.

126
00:09:21,718 --> 00:09:23,983
I just haven't met
the right woman, that's all.

127
00:09:24,054 --> 00:09:25,386
Look at Cecil, still with edna.

128
00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:28,721
One keeps one's eyes wide open
before the wedding...

129
00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,920
And half-shut after.

130
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That's all there is to it.

131
00:09:31,995 --> 00:09:33,190
Exactly.

132
00:09:35,165 --> 00:09:36,189
John?

133
00:09:41,438 --> 00:09:43,839
I fancy raising the stakes.

134
00:09:43,907 --> 00:09:46,342
Oh! Lucky blighter!

135
00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:58,681
You don't look as if you're
enjoying yourself.

136
00:09:58,755 --> 00:10:00,747
Oh, I am.
It's a very nice party.

137
00:10:00,824 --> 00:10:01,824
Can I get you a drink?

138
00:10:01,825 --> 00:10:03,851
No, thank you, I don't drink.

139
00:10:03,927 --> 00:10:05,418
You don't drink?

140
00:10:05,495 --> 00:10:06,724
Do I seem like a prig?

141
00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,389
No, of course not.

142
00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:09,505
It's the way I was raised.

143
00:10:09,532 --> 00:10:11,501
In a convent?

144
00:10:12,735 --> 00:10:16,536
By my aunt Julia,
my father's sister.

145
00:10:16,606 --> 00:10:19,633
My mother died
when I was very little.

146
00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:24,278
It's the only picture
I have of her.

147
00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:27,511
My father never remarried.

148
00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:31,385
She's every bit
as beautiful as her daughter.

149
00:10:31,454 --> 00:10:33,946
Have I offended you?

150
00:10:34,023 --> 00:10:35,150
I meant it as a compliment.

151
00:10:35,225 --> 00:10:37,592
You pay me too many compliments,
lord darlington.

152
00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:38,719
I'll stop at once.

153
00:10:38,795 --> 00:10:40,388
Thank you.

154
00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:43,092
Just so you know,
I meant every one of them.

155
00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:48,529
You pretend to be bad,
but you're not, really.

156
00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:49,732
There is no good or bad.

157
00:10:49,806 --> 00:10:51,035
People are either
charming or tedious.

158
00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:53,576
If I've been the latter,
I sincerely apologize.

159
00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,236
I'd like us to become friends.

160
00:10:55,311 --> 00:10:56,643
We already are, aren't we?

161
00:10:56,713 --> 00:10:58,648
Well, not if you keep
flattering me...

162
00:10:58,715 --> 00:11:00,911
And paying me silly compliments.

163
00:11:00,984 --> 00:11:02,577
Define silly.

164
00:11:02,652 --> 00:11:04,416
I want your word.

165
00:11:04,487 --> 00:11:06,479
I find the best way
to keep my word...

166
00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:08,115
Is never to give it.

167
00:11:46,696 --> 00:11:48,961
Look, it has to be something
really special.

168
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,765
My wife's birthday?

169
00:12:11,387 --> 00:12:12,411
What do you think?

170
00:12:13,556 --> 00:12:15,923
The sapphire matches your eyes.

171
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,390
It's for my wife.

172
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,489
A man should never
buy his wife jewelry.

173
00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:23,999
And why is that?

174
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,730
It makes her wonder
what he bought his mistress.

175
00:12:26,803 --> 00:12:29,637
My wife has nothing
to wonder about.

176
00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:32,938
She's a lucky woman.

177
00:12:33,009 --> 00:12:37,743
If I were your wife,
this is what I'd want.

178
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:38,941
A fan?

179
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:42,349
Not for stirring the air,
for stirring the heart.

180
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,717
For centuries,
an erotic language...

181
00:12:44,787 --> 00:12:47,382
Between men and women.

182
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:51,686
If a woman placed it
on her breast...

183
00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:54,959
Like this, it meant,
"I love you."

184
00:12:55,031 --> 00:12:58,092
"When can I see you?"

185
00:12:58,167 --> 00:12:59,601
"Wait for me."

186
00:13:01,271 --> 00:13:02,432
"You may kiss me."

187
00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:07,706
"We're being watched."

188
00:13:12,815 --> 00:13:13,839
I'm sold.

189
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:27,264
Not for sale.

190
00:13:32,902 --> 00:13:33,995
My mama...

191
00:13:37,473 --> 00:13:39,442
Real gold.

192
00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:42,271
If you give him everything...

193
00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:44,439
Who's going
to buy me an espresso?

194
00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:52,087
Oh, my back!

195
00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:57,583
And Americans everywhere.

196
00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:01,654
You'd never know there was
a depression in that country.

197
00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:08,767
They don't shop. They pillage!

198
00:14:08,838 --> 00:14:11,433
And they speak loudly.

199
00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:13,874
Could the entire nation
be hard-of-hearing?

200
00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:15,844
Something in the diet, perhaps?

201
00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:17,847
But we have
American friends, mama.

202
00:14:17,914 --> 00:14:20,349
Well, they don't need to know
what we say about them, dear.

203
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:23,215
If everyone knew what
everyone said of each other...

204
00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:25,846
There wouldn't
be 4 friends in the world.

205
00:14:25,922 --> 00:14:27,390
I like America.

206
00:14:27,457 --> 00:14:29,722
Name me another society
that's come from barbarism...

207
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,385
To decadence
without bothering...

208
00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,123
To create a civilization
in between.

209
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:35,631
A tribute
to American efficiency.

210
00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:36,825
There's Mr. windemere.

211
00:14:36,899 --> 00:14:39,266
Ooh, he must join us, then.

212
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,305
He can't see you, mama.

213
00:14:42,372 --> 00:14:44,364
Who's that with him?

214
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,068
Looks like his wife.

215
00:14:46,142 --> 00:14:48,338
No, I don't think it is.

216
00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:54,883
I can't see now.
They're getting into the car.

217
00:14:54,951 --> 00:14:56,783
It must be the wife
if she's getting into the car.

218
00:14:56,853 --> 00:14:58,116
It wasn't her.

219
00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:01,123
Then I must know who it is!

220
00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,489
I think we should
mind our own business.

221
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,790
My own business bores me.

222
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:08,161
I much prefer other people's.

223
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:11,292
Poor little Meg, she's so sweet.

224
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,302
And the girl has no mother.

225
00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:14,735
I want to take her to my breast.

226
00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:15,804
I had a similar thought.

227
00:15:17,173 --> 00:15:19,938
I don't suppose Mr. windemere
would be pleased to hear it.

228
00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:21,944
Marital bliss
is a great burden...

229
00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:23,673
To place on 2 people, tuppy.

230
00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:26,477
Sometimes a third person is
needed to lighten the load.

231
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:30,884
It would seem Mr. windemere
agrees with you.

232
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,351
I can guess what you were doing.

233
00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:09,915
Shopping for
my birthday present?

234
00:16:16,132 --> 00:16:17,725
I was right.

235
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,325
What did you get?

236
00:16:19,402 --> 00:16:22,395
Not a thing.
You're too old for presents.

237
00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:23,906
A hint?

238
00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:25,407
A tiny speck of a hint?

239
00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:27,273
You have to wait and see.

240
00:16:28,644 --> 00:16:29,737
Perfume?

241
00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:31,576
Stop it!

242
00:16:31,647 --> 00:16:33,513
A book of poems?

243
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,778
Um, a dress?

244
00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:37,787
A crocodile handbag
like the one the contessa has...

245
00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:40,790
With the little claws
hanging off the bottom.

246
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:44,089
No more guessing.

247
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,160
Robert?

248
00:16:45,161 --> 00:16:46,220
Mm-hmm?

249
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:47,388
Promise we won't
end up like those...

250
00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:50,023
Old married couples sitting
opposite each other...

251
00:16:50,099 --> 00:16:52,295
At dinner twiddling our forks
with nothing to say.

252
00:16:52,368 --> 00:16:54,337
You, with nothing to say?

253
00:16:57,173 --> 00:16:58,732
I promise.

254
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:01,175
We'll always tell each other
the truth?

255
00:17:01,244 --> 00:17:03,213
Except around birthdays.

256
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:15,251
Ooh! You're feisty.
What have you been reading?

257
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:16,587
What do you mean?

258
00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:19,128
No, it's nice.

259
00:17:19,195 --> 00:17:20,959
Turn out the lights.

260
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,589
But I like to see you.

261
00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:24,156
Please?

262
00:17:44,587 --> 00:17:45,919
I'll take them all.

263
00:17:48,224 --> 00:17:49,224
Excuse me.

264
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:50,419
Yes, I bought a suit.

265
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:53,053
It's being altered
for Margaret windemere.

266
00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:54,392
Ah, Mrs. windemere!

267
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,463
One moment, please.

268
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:56,932
Thank you.

269
00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:04,005
Forgive me.

270
00:18:04,073 --> 00:18:06,804
You're American, aren't you?

271
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:09,175
I'm from New York. Mrs. erlynne.

272
00:18:09,245 --> 00:18:11,146
Rhode Island. Mrs. windemere.

273
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,943
I need an opinion from home.

274
00:18:15,017 --> 00:18:16,144
Now, be honest.

275
00:18:20,423 --> 00:18:22,051
Would you wear it?

276
00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:31,128
Well, it doesn't leave much
to the imagination, does it?

277
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,328
That depends on the imagination.

278
00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:34,995
Some men have more than others.

279
00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:39,634
I suppose
it's certainly immodest.

280
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,302
Do you think it's vulgar?

281
00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:46,038
Some people might.

282
00:18:46,115 --> 00:18:48,050
Is your husband with you?

283
00:18:48,117 --> 00:18:49,813
I'd love a man's opinion.

284
00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:53,014
I can tell you,
he's very conservative.

285
00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:55,684
A woman doesn't
always know her own husband.

286
00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:57,317
Oh, I know Robert.
We've been married over a year.

287
00:18:57,393 --> 00:19:00,727
A year? Practically forever.

288
00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:02,731
Here it is, signora.

289
00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:05,563
Oh, thank you.

290
00:19:05,635 --> 00:19:07,536
Thank you very much.
Come back again to see us.

291
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:08,901
Yes.

292
00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:10,803
Good-bye.

293
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,341
You're not taking the hat?

294
00:19:12,408 --> 00:19:14,036
The color looks perfect on you.

295
00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:15,237
Don't you like it?

296
00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:16,779
No, I have nowhere to wear it.

297
00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:18,405
It's not exactly
church on Sunday.

298
00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:19,676
Why not?

299
00:19:19,749 --> 00:19:22,548
Can you imagine
what people would say?

300
00:19:22,618 --> 00:19:24,712
If we're always guided by
other people's thoughts...

301
00:19:24,787 --> 00:19:26,688
What's the point of having
our own?

302
00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,452
It was nice meeting you,
Mrs. erwin.

303
00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:31,526
Erlynne.

304
00:19:31,527 --> 00:19:33,496
Erlynne!

305
00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:52,346
She was staying in a pensione.

306
00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:55,351
Now she's in a villa
a few minutes from the club!

307
00:19:57,186 --> 00:19:58,745
He's there!

308
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:06,991
I can't help seeing him.

309
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:13,969
He comes and goes
all hours of the day.

310
00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:18,732
Of course, in public,
she's always with other men.

311
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:24,779
She wears nothing
but the latest fashions.

312
00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:28,807
Somebody must be giving her
a very generous allowance.

313
00:20:30,219 --> 00:20:33,712
And she'll have her hand
in tuppy's pocket next...

314
00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,849
If he doesn't wake up.

315
00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:38,292
She's nothing better
than a common prostitute!

316
00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:44,094
And Mrs. windemere has no idea?

317
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,499
None at all.

318
00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:58,442
Oh, terribly sorry.

319
00:20:58,514 --> 00:21:00,483
She must be on the terrace.

320
00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:20,501
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to frighten you.

321
00:21:20,569 --> 00:21:21,569
Yes, you did.

322
00:21:21,637 --> 00:21:24,072
Yes, I did. What's that?

323
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,200
I'm making a menu
for my birthday party.

324
00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:29,905
What's Italian for lobster?

325
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,043
Very good.

326
00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:37,984
Now you've made me hungry.
Leave it.

327
00:21:38,053 --> 00:21:40,716
Come on, everyone's
lunching at the club.

328
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:43,760
Ok, I'll get Robert.

329
00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:55,335
Yes?

330
00:21:58,741 --> 00:22:01,074
I thought you agreed
not to call me at home.

331
00:22:01,143 --> 00:22:03,544
How can I seduce you if
you always bring your husband?

332
00:22:05,147 --> 00:22:06,147
Too slow!

333
00:22:08,984 --> 00:22:10,816
All right.

334
00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:14,116
Yes, yes, I'll be there.

335
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,190
In an hour.

336
00:22:15,191 --> 00:22:16,191
Robert!

337
00:22:16,192 --> 00:22:17,421
Ok, in an hour. Bye.

338
00:22:17,493 --> 00:22:18,893
Robert, it's quitting time.
We're going to lunch.

339
00:22:18,961 --> 00:22:20,930
Can't. Sorry.

340
00:22:22,865 --> 00:22:23,958
You're working.

341
00:22:24,033 --> 00:22:25,831
Money never sleeps.

342
00:22:26,902 --> 00:22:28,598
Bugger!

343
00:22:28,671 --> 00:22:33,234
All paying jobs absorb and
degrade the mind.

344
00:22:33,309 --> 00:22:35,039
You've never had a paying job.

345
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,578
I rest my case.

346
00:22:36,645 --> 00:22:39,080
Cultivated leisure is man's
true calling.

347
00:22:39,148 --> 00:22:41,310
I'm going to have to send
some telegrams in town.

348
00:22:41,383 --> 00:22:42,383
I'll wait for you.

349
00:22:42,384 --> 00:22:44,182
I'll be all afternoon.

350
00:22:44,253 --> 00:22:46,449
I don't want you
to waste the day.

351
00:22:47,857 --> 00:22:48,881
Do you mind, John?

352
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:50,358
Do I mind?

353
00:22:50,426 --> 00:22:52,327
No, of course not.

354
00:23:02,204 --> 00:23:04,571
Now, if you have to escort
that woman to the opera...

355
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,801
Please don't sit with us.

356
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,537
Think of alessandra.

357
00:23:07,610 --> 00:23:09,306
Mrs. erlynne has her own seats.

358
00:23:09,378 --> 00:23:11,313
And who do you think
pays for her seats?

359
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,473
Her Uncle just died.

360
00:23:12,548 --> 00:23:13,777
She's come into some money.

361
00:23:13,849 --> 00:23:15,977
And Mr. windemere's visits?

362
00:23:16,051 --> 00:23:18,247
He's managing
her investments, of course.

363
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,255
You're so fond of gossip...

364
00:23:20,322 --> 00:23:22,757
You don't give the truth
a chance to put its pants on.

365
00:23:22,825 --> 00:23:26,819
It's not the truth that's going
without pants, caro tuppy.

366
00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:29,491
Would you mind not smoking?

367
00:23:29,565 --> 00:23:32,262
It makes me feel so romantic.

368
00:23:32,334 --> 00:23:36,203
Anything too stupid
to be said is sung.

369
00:23:36,272 --> 00:23:37,331
How is that romantic?

370
00:23:37,406 --> 00:23:41,502
And the women are all so fleshy.

371
00:23:41,577 --> 00:23:44,012
Excuse me, that's my foot.

372
00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:45,240
Right over here?

373
00:23:46,282 --> 00:23:48,513
What did I tell you?

374
00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:05,995
Fried anchovies and clams in
a bag. Delicious.

375
00:24:10,439 --> 00:24:11,737
Careful, it's hot.

376
00:24:11,807 --> 00:24:13,867
You told Robert
we were going to the club.

377
00:24:13,943 --> 00:24:15,639
I have a very poor
sense of direction.

378
00:24:15,711 --> 00:24:17,680
You have a very poor
sense of decorum.

379
00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:20,079
I never use that word.
I'm not sure what it means.

380
00:24:20,149 --> 00:24:21,981
At the club,
we'd be with other people.

381
00:24:22,051 --> 00:24:23,051
You're right.

382
00:24:23,118 --> 00:24:25,053
Here we are, in the sunshine...

383
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,385
Eating fish literally
just off the boat...

384
00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:29,652
When we could be squashed
between lord tubby...

385
00:24:29,725 --> 00:24:31,523
And Cecil the scintillating...

386
00:24:31,593 --> 00:24:34,256
Listening to one or the other
gripe about his digestion.

387
00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:36,390
While the contessa,
in a counter-medley...

388
00:24:36,465 --> 00:24:39,663
Wails that alessandra cares
more for the mating habits...

389
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:42,204
Of the blue-bellied Finch
than those of her own species...

390
00:24:42,271 --> 00:24:44,866
And the widow plymdale
bats her eyes longingly...

391
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:47,466
At every passing pair of trou.

392
00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:50,012
All of which, mind you,
is time well spent in my book...

393
00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:52,207
So, yes, I take your point.
I can't argue.

394
00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:54,011
At the club,
we'd be with other people.

395
00:24:56,418 --> 00:24:58,819
Afraid we'll be seen?

396
00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:01,482
Set the chins wagging?

397
00:25:01,557 --> 00:25:05,358
Do you know what I find worse
than being talked about?

398
00:25:05,427 --> 00:25:08,795
Not being talked about at all.

399
00:25:50,506 --> 00:25:53,908
Mrs. erlynne
will see you upstairs.

400
00:25:58,147 --> 00:25:59,445
In her bedroom.

401
00:25:59,515 --> 00:26:01,040
Thank you.

402
00:26:01,116 --> 00:26:02,982
I won't be long.

403
00:26:03,052 --> 00:26:04,645
I won't be long!

404
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,663
This is expensive.

405
00:26:19,735 --> 00:26:21,328
Nothing but the best for you.

406
00:26:21,403 --> 00:26:22,837
I know. I paid for it.

407
00:26:22,905 --> 00:26:24,669
Well, there is that.

408
00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:27,005
Should we be drinking
this early in the day?

409
00:26:27,076 --> 00:26:30,171
Well, somewhere
in the world it's very late.

410
00:26:30,245 --> 00:26:32,077
I don't want you thinking
I make a habit of this.

411
00:26:32,147 --> 00:26:34,912
Is that why you look so guilty?

412
00:26:34,983 --> 00:26:36,952
I don't like lying to her.

413
00:26:37,019 --> 00:26:38,351
I should go.

414
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:40,218
She's only gone to lunch.

415
00:26:42,191 --> 00:26:45,025
This is all the cash
I have right now.

416
00:26:45,094 --> 00:26:47,359
I'll set you up with an account.

417
00:26:47,429 --> 00:26:49,864
You can draw on it directly.

418
00:26:49,932 --> 00:26:52,527
I met Meg.

419
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:54,536
It was by chance.

420
00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:56,367
It's all right.

421
00:26:56,438 --> 00:26:58,532
She had no idea who I was.

422
00:26:58,607 --> 00:26:59,768
You spoke to her?

423
00:26:59,842 --> 00:27:01,936
Mm-hmm. For a minute.

424
00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:04,775
She's very pretty.

425
00:27:04,847 --> 00:27:06,713
How did you two meet?

426
00:27:06,782 --> 00:27:08,512
Was it love at first sight?

427
00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:09,847
I have to go.

428
00:27:09,918 --> 00:27:11,546
I'm curious.

429
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,521
It's only natural.

430
00:27:13,589 --> 00:27:16,218
There's no point
to these questions.

431
00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:17,452
Do you love her?

432
00:27:17,526 --> 00:27:18,789
Very much.

433
00:27:20,629 --> 00:27:22,894
I'd rather cut off my arm
than see Meg hurt.

434
00:27:22,965 --> 00:27:25,332
Are you protecting her
or your reputation?

435
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,426
You don't know me at all.

436
00:27:32,641 --> 00:27:34,405
Did he work
on your wedding night?

437
00:27:34,476 --> 00:27:36,138
No! No.

438
00:27:36,211 --> 00:27:37,577
He's...

439
00:27:37,646 --> 00:27:39,080
He's very conscientious...

440
00:27:39,148 --> 00:27:40,741
And I respect him for it.

441
00:27:40,816 --> 00:27:42,079
Suppose it wasn't work.

442
00:27:42,151 --> 00:27:43,744
Suppose he had a mistress.

443
00:27:43,819 --> 00:27:45,913
Well, I couldn't respect that.

444
00:27:45,988 --> 00:27:47,581
Once a wife's been betrayed...

445
00:27:47,656 --> 00:27:49,591
She has the freedom
to do likewise.

446
00:27:49,658 --> 00:27:52,253
No, that would make her as bad
as her husband, wouldn't it?

447
00:27:52,327 --> 00:27:54,421
Modern marriage thrives
on mutual deception.

448
00:27:54,496 --> 00:27:56,761
Robert and I are completely
honest with each other.

449
00:27:56,832 --> 00:27:58,425
You should make him your model.

450
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,196
I intend to...

451
00:28:00,269 --> 00:28:01,635
From this moment on.

452
00:28:03,672 --> 00:28:04,970
Don't you like it?

453
00:28:06,842 --> 00:28:08,435
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert.

454
00:28:08,510 --> 00:28:10,103
He loves figs.

455
00:28:10,179 --> 00:28:11,647
Share mine, then.

456
00:28:14,516 --> 00:28:17,111
Can we go to
the telegraph office?

457
00:28:17,186 --> 00:28:19,314
Um, he probably hasn't eaten.

458
00:28:23,292 --> 00:28:25,454
Alberto?

459
00:28:25,527 --> 00:28:27,621
Fabrizio?

460
00:28:27,696 --> 00:28:29,631
What's his name?

461
00:28:29,698 --> 00:28:31,633
Mario?

462
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,464
Barman.

463
00:28:33,535 --> 00:28:35,128
Whisky.

464
00:28:35,204 --> 00:28:36,638
And another thing...

465
00:28:36,705 --> 00:28:39,038
Your Mrs. erlynne
has no principles at all.

466
00:28:39,107 --> 00:28:41,099
Oh, I like people
more than principles.

467
00:28:41,176 --> 00:28:43,975
And people without
principles even better.

468
00:28:44,046 --> 00:28:47,483
But lord Augustus, she only
wants you for your money.

469
00:28:47,549 --> 00:28:48,983
Now, why shouldn't she?

470
00:28:49,051 --> 00:28:50,644
It's my best asset.

471
00:28:50,719 --> 00:28:51,982
Oldish, fattish...

472
00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:53,317
Absolutely no brain...

473
00:28:53,388 --> 00:28:55,152
Heaps and heaps of banknotes.

474
00:28:55,224 --> 00:28:56,988
No need to
put yourself down, tuppy.

475
00:28:57,059 --> 00:28:58,652
Your friends can always do that.

476
00:28:58,727 --> 00:29:00,127
Hear, hear.

477
00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:03,756
Down by the marina,
strolling along...

478
00:29:03,832 --> 00:29:06,165
Pretty as you please...

479
00:29:06,235 --> 00:29:08,898
Guess who I saw
with lord darlington?

480
00:29:16,411 --> 00:29:18,505
They haven't seen him today.

481
00:29:40,269 --> 00:29:42,204
Do you know where my husband is?

482
00:29:42,271 --> 00:29:44,570
I thought he left
after you, signora.

483
00:29:48,777 --> 00:29:50,075
Robert?

484
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,193
Hey. How was lunch?

485
00:30:13,268 --> 00:30:15,567
We went to the telegraph office.

486
00:30:15,637 --> 00:30:16,969
Where were you?

487
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:18,473
Well, we...

488
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,634
We must have just missed
each other.

489
00:30:53,175 --> 00:30:55,110
Now I see Uncle.

490
00:30:55,177 --> 00:30:57,305
He's with the American woman.

491
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,779
Too much Rouge
and not enough clothing.

492
00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:04,081
She's appealing
to the worst in the poor man.

493
00:31:04,152 --> 00:31:05,780
It's what women do best.

494
00:31:05,854 --> 00:31:09,291
I heard she left New York
without paying her hotel bill.

495
00:31:09,358 --> 00:31:10,792
Quite a scandal.

496
00:31:10,859 --> 00:31:12,760
Who, someone you know?

497
00:31:12,828 --> 00:31:14,990
Someone you don't want to know.

498
00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:16,691
No. Steer clear.

499
00:31:16,765 --> 00:31:19,394
She's the one
with lord Augustus.

500
00:31:19,468 --> 00:31:21,630
You've met Mrs. erlynne,
haven't you?

501
00:31:21,703 --> 00:31:22,796
No.

502
00:31:22,871 --> 00:31:24,999
But I've seen you.

503
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,972
Ooh, was that your foot?

504
00:31:28,043 --> 00:31:30,979
Wherever do you find
shoes to fit?

505
00:31:31,046 --> 00:31:33,880
My feet are in perfect
proportion to the rest of me.

506
00:31:33,949 --> 00:31:35,884
Oh, yes, of course.

507
00:31:35,951 --> 00:31:37,044
Though I will admit
they have a habit...

508
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:39,588
Of finding themselves
in peculiar places.

509
00:31:39,654 --> 00:31:41,816
Those people are staring
right at us.

510
00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:43,188
Who?

511
00:31:46,995 --> 00:31:48,486
Oh, don't worry about them.

512
00:31:48,563 --> 00:31:52,000
It's my brother's wife
and her friend lady plymdale.

513
00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:54,002
Lord plymdale
passed on last year.

514
00:31:54,069 --> 00:31:55,230
Liver, I think.

515
00:31:55,303 --> 00:31:56,498
Poor woman.

516
00:31:56,571 --> 00:31:58,335
Oh, yes. Very sad.

517
00:31:58,407 --> 00:32:01,002
Her hair turned
quite gold with grief.

518
00:32:03,245 --> 00:32:04,679
Erlynne, that's right.

519
00:32:04,746 --> 00:32:06,339
Yeah, she... she came
into some money.

520
00:32:06,415 --> 00:32:08,350
I made an investment for her.

521
00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:09,976
An inheritance, I suppose.

522
00:32:10,051 --> 00:32:11,144
Yes.

523
00:32:11,219 --> 00:32:12,687
Ah, the woman in the shop.

524
00:32:12,754 --> 00:32:15,019
I told you, remember?
The dress.

525
00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,321
No back and almost no front.

526
00:32:17,392 --> 00:32:19,520
You could see everything.
It was indecent.

527
00:32:19,594 --> 00:32:21,790
You're just not used
to Italian fashions, that's all.

528
00:32:21,863 --> 00:32:24,697
Oh, no, I'm sure your wife
is on the mark, Mr. windemere.

529
00:32:24,766 --> 00:32:27,258
Mrs. erlynne
is a notorious jezebel.

530
00:32:27,335 --> 00:32:28,769
That's a slanderous statement.

531
00:32:28,837 --> 00:32:31,033
If you can't back it up,
I wouldn't repeat it.

532
00:32:31,106 --> 00:32:34,042
Robert always gives everybody
the benefit of the doubt.

533
00:32:34,109 --> 00:32:35,873
I'm sorry. I... I just don't
like gossip.

534
00:32:35,944 --> 00:32:37,276
Gossip's all right.

535
00:32:37,345 --> 00:32:39,746
It's the moralizing
that's in poor taste.

536
00:32:40,982 --> 00:32:44,282
She's got her eye on me,
if you know what I mean.

537
00:32:44,352 --> 00:32:45,411
So I wouldn't worry about
what they say about you.

538
00:32:45,487 --> 00:32:47,854
It's all cats in a bag.

539
00:32:47,923 --> 00:32:50,449
Why? What do they say about me?

540
00:32:50,525 --> 00:32:52,187
That I'm a wanton woman?

541
00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:53,728
Brazen...

542
00:32:53,795 --> 00:32:55,320
With a past.

543
00:32:55,397 --> 00:32:57,559
A brazen woman. Oh, dear.

544
00:32:57,632 --> 00:32:59,032
Well, you're very brazen
yourself...

545
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,261
To be seen in my company.

546
00:33:00,335 --> 00:33:02,566
Well, I've got a bit
of a past myself, you know.

547
00:33:02,637 --> 00:33:03,832
Married and divorced twice.

548
00:33:03,905 --> 00:33:06,238
Well, every experience
is of value.

549
00:33:06,308 --> 00:33:08,174
And whatever you say
about marriage...

550
00:33:08,243 --> 00:33:09,734
It certainly is an experience.

551
00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:11,575
People call something
an experience...

552
00:33:11,646 --> 00:33:13,410
They usually mean
it was a mistake.

553
00:33:13,482 --> 00:33:14,848
I couldn't agree more.

554
00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:18,318
We've all got a couple
of skeletons in the closet.

555
00:33:18,386 --> 00:33:20,753
If they're going to rattle,
they may as well dance.

556
00:33:20,822 --> 00:33:22,586
You're absolutely right.

557
00:33:22,657 --> 00:33:25,252
Mmm. Whenever anyone
agrees with me...

558
00:33:25,327 --> 00:33:26,920
I'm sure I must be wrong.

559
00:33:26,995 --> 00:33:28,691
Oh, you like to be
the odd man out, do you?

560
00:33:28,763 --> 00:33:31,255
Well, I'll never
understand women.

561
00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:32,995
Women don't want
to be understood.

562
00:33:33,068 --> 00:33:34,366
They want to be loved.

563
00:33:34,436 --> 00:33:36,428
You're dead wrong on that.

564
00:33:36,505 --> 00:33:38,667
You're very understanding.

565
00:33:40,742 --> 00:33:42,938
That girl in lilac,
do you know her?

566
00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:45,105
Um, oh, yes, yes.

567
00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:47,172
It's Robert's wife.

568
00:33:47,249 --> 00:33:49,616
Um, newlyweds.
All lovey-dovey. Very charming.

569
00:33:49,684 --> 00:33:51,016
Really?

570
00:33:51,086 --> 00:33:53,180
Well, I wish she'd stop
staring at me.

571
00:33:56,424 --> 00:33:57,551
She isn't at all.

572
00:33:57,626 --> 00:33:59,595
Those women must be
giving her an earful.

573
00:33:59,661 --> 00:34:01,789
You mustn't mind.

574
00:34:01,863 --> 00:34:04,389
I don't as a rule.

575
00:34:06,368 --> 00:34:08,132
Look, it's terribly
stuf in here.

576
00:34:08,203 --> 00:34:09,796
I can hardly breathe.

577
00:34:09,871 --> 00:34:11,897
Shall we go? Would you mind?

578
00:34:11,973 --> 00:34:14,807
I can't think of anything
I'd mind less.

579
00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:16,344
Good.

580
00:34:19,147 --> 00:34:20,809
I can't believe it.

581
00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:22,407
She's got him.

582
00:34:24,219 --> 00:34:26,120
Poor tuppy.

583
00:34:37,899 --> 00:34:39,527
Shall I get a taxi?

584
00:34:41,236 --> 00:34:42,670
Could we walk?

585
00:34:42,737 --> 00:34:44,399
Why not?

586
00:34:46,408 --> 00:34:48,001
Beautiful city.

587
00:34:48,076 --> 00:34:50,011
The romans call it
the land of the sirens...

588
00:34:50,078 --> 00:34:51,512
From homer's "odyssey."

589
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,843
Is that so? Mmm.

590
00:34:52,914 --> 00:34:54,177
Aren't you clever?

591
00:34:54,249 --> 00:34:55,512
I read it somewhere.

592
00:34:55,584 --> 00:34:57,177
Oh, I like a good read myself.

593
00:34:57,252 --> 00:34:58,845
But nothing too laborious.

594
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,855
I don't want to tamper
with natural ignorance.

595
00:35:00,922 --> 00:35:02,356
It's the key to happiness.

596
00:35:02,424 --> 00:35:03,687
Do you really think so?

597
00:35:03,758 --> 00:35:06,193
Oh, absolutely.
Good health, it's important...

598
00:35:06,261 --> 00:35:07,854
But ignorance is the key.

599
00:35:07,929 --> 00:35:09,727
Too much knowledge,
and you're doomed.

600
00:35:19,941 --> 00:35:21,239
Well, here we are.

601
00:35:22,611 --> 00:35:25,410
Aren't you going
to invite me in for a nightcap?

602
00:35:27,115 --> 00:35:28,549
The sirens were said...

603
00:35:28,617 --> 00:35:30,882
To be half woman, half monster.

604
00:35:30,952 --> 00:35:34,719
They lured the sailors
with their songs.

605
00:35:34,789 --> 00:35:38,726
The ships crashed on the rocks,
and the men all drowned.

606
00:35:38,793 --> 00:35:40,386
Oh, let's go in.

607
00:35:40,462 --> 00:35:42,761
You can tell me more about it.

608
00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:54,733
Poor lady plymdale.

609
00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:56,744
I think she really likes tuppy.

610
00:35:56,811 --> 00:35:58,746
Where do you suppose they went?

611
00:35:58,813 --> 00:36:00,247
Who?

612
00:36:00,315 --> 00:36:02,079
Tuppy and Mrs. erlynne.

613
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:04,415
Probably back to her apartment.

614
00:36:04,486 --> 00:36:06,421
Probably.

615
00:36:06,488 --> 00:36:09,253
Do you think he'll invite
her to my party?

616
00:36:09,324 --> 00:36:11,122
I'll make sure he doesn't.

617
00:36:12,827 --> 00:36:14,591
Well, don't be mean about it.

618
00:36:14,663 --> 00:36:16,097
Of course not.

619
00:36:16,164 --> 00:36:17,427
It's just...

620
00:36:17,499 --> 00:36:20,094
I don't want anyone to be
uncomfortable, you know?

621
00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,932
Someone like that,
it makes things awkward.

622
00:36:22,003 --> 00:36:23,437
Yes.

623
00:36:23,505 --> 00:36:25,269
You can say it's a small party...

624
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,275
private, just friends.
No investors.

625
00:36:27,342 --> 00:36:29,277
All right!

626
00:36:29,344 --> 00:36:31,609
Hey, it's not just girl gossip.

627
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,945
John darlington
knows all about it.

628
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:40,946
He said her friend
is a married man.

629
00:36:41,022 --> 00:36:42,547
It's disgusting...

630
00:36:42,624 --> 00:36:45,150
you know what? People like
to hear themselves talk.

631
00:36:48,363 --> 00:36:50,457
Why do you insist
on defending her?

632
00:36:50,532 --> 00:36:51,795
I'm not defending her.

633
00:36:51,866 --> 00:36:53,232
Yes, you are.

634
00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,826
Let's drop it.

635
00:36:57,539 --> 00:36:58,973
It's just...

636
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,941
Well, should you be helping
her invest?

637
00:37:01,009 --> 00:37:03,205
I mean, everyone knows
how she came into the money.

638
00:37:03,278 --> 00:37:04,746
It just doesn't look right.

639
00:37:04,813 --> 00:37:06,406
New topic.

640
00:37:08,216 --> 00:37:09,445
Close your eyes.

641
00:37:09,517 --> 00:37:11,145
Robert...

642
00:37:11,219 --> 00:37:12,847
Close your eyes.

643
00:37:20,729 --> 00:37:22,493
It's after midnight.

644
00:37:22,564 --> 00:37:24,192
Happy Birthday.

645
00:37:40,582 --> 00:37:42,016
It's beautiful.

646
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,676
Do you like it?

647
00:37:43,752 --> 00:37:45,015
Robert...

648
00:37:45,086 --> 00:37:46,554
Thank you.

649
00:37:48,423 --> 00:37:49,686
I love you.

650
00:37:49,758 --> 00:37:51,056
I love you, too.

651
00:38:00,769 --> 00:38:02,738
Oh, my.

652
00:38:16,618 --> 00:38:18,246
You like it?

653
00:38:19,954 --> 00:38:24,050
Food is the rock
on which we build.

654
00:38:26,294 --> 00:38:29,560
No love is pure and simple
as the love of food.

655
00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:32,897
Love is rarely pure,
lord Augustus, and never simple.

656
00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:35,732
I don't think you've been
in love, Mrs. erlynne.

657
00:38:35,804 --> 00:38:37,739
You may presume
to call me Stella...

658
00:38:37,806 --> 00:38:39,741
But don't presume
to know my heart.

659
00:38:39,808 --> 00:38:41,777
For your information,
I'm always in love.

660
00:38:43,111 --> 00:38:44,170
Good.

661
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:45,406
Excellent attitude.

662
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,812
And you're beautiful.

663
00:38:46,881 --> 00:38:48,577
Smart, too.

664
00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:50,243
Smarter than me, I expect...

665
00:38:50,318 --> 00:38:52,412
But that's not
saying much, I'm afraid.

666
00:38:52,487 --> 00:38:54,581
No, I think I'll do
very well to marry you.

667
00:38:56,157 --> 00:38:57,750
How very practical.

668
00:38:57,826 --> 00:39:01,593
Oh, I've begun too many
romances out of sentiment.

669
00:39:01,663 --> 00:39:03,689
They always end in settlement.

670
00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:06,098
I could listen to you
all night, lord Augustus.

671
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,897
Tuppy, please.

672
00:39:09,571 --> 00:39:11,938
You'll think about my offer?

673
00:39:14,175 --> 00:39:16,110
Men don't marry women like me.

674
00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:19,276
There aren't any women like you.

675
00:39:19,347 --> 00:39:21,441
At least, not among
the women that I've met...

676
00:39:21,516 --> 00:39:23,348
And you can imagine
I've met my share.

677
00:39:23,418 --> 00:39:24,784
I was married.

678
00:39:24,853 --> 00:39:26,287
I didn't take to it.

679
00:39:26,354 --> 00:39:27,583
People change.

680
00:39:27,655 --> 00:39:29,681
You might feel differently.

681
00:39:31,192 --> 00:39:33,457
When I think of it,
I think of a room...

682
00:39:33,528 --> 00:39:35,326
Where you can't open a window.

683
00:39:37,031 --> 00:39:38,659
Where there is no window.

684
00:39:40,702 --> 00:39:43,001
Every day you wake up,
and the room is smaller.

685
00:39:45,373 --> 00:39:47,308
You don't notice, not at first.

686
00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:49,310
It happens slowly.

687
00:39:49,377 --> 00:39:51,642
In inches.

688
00:39:51,713 --> 00:39:55,650
Then one morning,
you open your eyes...

689
00:39:55,717 --> 00:39:57,811
And the room's so small

690
00:39:57,886 --> 00:39:59,878
you...

691
00:39:59,954 --> 00:40:01,650
You can't move.

692
00:40:01,723 --> 00:40:03,589
You can't take a breath.

693
00:40:05,894 --> 00:40:07,692
You have to get out.

694
00:40:09,397 --> 00:40:11,423
You can't think
of anything else...

695
00:40:11,499 --> 00:40:13,798
Or anyone else.

696
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:16,531
You married
the wrong man, that's all.

697
00:40:20,408 --> 00:40:22,309
He married the wrong woman.

698
00:40:24,412 --> 00:40:25,812
It's late.

699
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,781
It's time for bed.

700
00:40:29,651 --> 00:40:31,017
Sleep.

701
00:40:31,085 --> 00:40:32,849
"...perchance to dream."

702
00:40:32,921 --> 00:40:34,355
That's the bard, you know.

703
00:40:34,422 --> 00:40:36,186
I'm a bit of a reader myself.

704
00:40:36,257 --> 00:40:38,226
So you said. Good night, tuppy.

705
00:40:41,930 --> 00:40:43,990
I hate the taste of tobacco.

706
00:40:44,065 --> 00:40:45,226
Oh.

707
00:40:47,268 --> 00:40:49,601
Well, that's it then.

708
00:40:57,512 --> 00:40:59,947
I quit. On the spot.

709
00:41:03,117 --> 00:41:04,915
What else can I tell you?

710
00:41:07,622 --> 00:41:09,716
I'm a very rich man, you know.

711
00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:12,556
You're a very nice man.

712
00:41:12,627 --> 00:41:14,095
Go to bed.

713
00:41:19,467 --> 00:41:21,436
You know, I'm glad I quit.

714
00:41:23,805 --> 00:41:25,535
Filthy habit, really.

715
00:41:30,144 --> 00:41:31,442
Good night.

716
00:42:06,014 --> 00:42:07,778
Is there gonna be
a lion tamer...

717
00:42:07,849 --> 00:42:09,442
Or is it just the usual clowns?

718
00:42:09,517 --> 00:42:11,110
Robert was afraid it might rain.

719
00:42:11,185 --> 00:42:13,279
I really just wanted
a few people for dinner...

720
00:42:13,354 --> 00:42:15,289
But he said,
"you only turn 21 once."

721
00:42:15,356 --> 00:42:17,291
I know plenty
of very respectable women...

722
00:42:17,358 --> 00:42:19,793
Who, of their own accord,
turn 35 year after year.

723
00:42:19,861 --> 00:42:21,625
I'm sure you can
be 21 as many times.

724
00:42:21,696 --> 00:42:23,297
I think it's silly
to lie about your age.

725
00:42:23,364 --> 00:42:25,128
You have no redeeming vices.

726
00:42:25,199 --> 00:42:26,963
I hope not.

727
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:28,765
Happy Birthday.

728
00:42:30,538 --> 00:42:32,473
The invitation said no gifts.

729
00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:34,168
That's why I brought it now.

730
00:42:38,713 --> 00:42:40,147
It's too expensive.

731
00:42:40,214 --> 00:42:42,240
I... I know you don't
mean anything by it...

732
00:42:42,316 --> 00:42:43,306
But it just...
it wouldn't look right.

733
00:42:43,384 --> 00:42:44,443
Gold looks right
with everything.

734
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:47,318
Just wear it.
No one has to know.

735
00:42:47,388 --> 00:42:49,118
Well, I'd know.

736
00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:50,920
I do mean something by it.

737
00:42:50,992 --> 00:42:51,992
Please...

738
00:42:51,993 --> 00:42:53,325
it's a gift
of friendship, Maggie.

739
00:42:53,394 --> 00:42:56,330
Please. Now, you'll hurt me
deeply if you refuse.

740
00:42:56,397 --> 00:42:58,127
Now look what you've made me do.

741
00:42:58,199 --> 00:43:00,566
A little sincerity
can be a very dangerous thing.

742
00:43:00,635 --> 00:43:02,001
Any more of it could be fatal.

743
00:43:02,070 --> 00:43:03,038
Now just take the damn thing...

744
00:43:03,104 --> 00:43:05,699
Before I die
and ruin your terrace.

745
00:43:07,575 --> 00:43:09,601
It's very pretty. Thank you.

746
00:43:13,915 --> 00:43:15,110
Where's Robert?

747
00:43:15,183 --> 00:43:16,617
Off sending another telegram?

748
00:43:18,419 --> 00:43:20,854
Signora, the florist
is waiting for his money.

749
00:43:20,922 --> 00:43:22,515
He'll have to get it
from Mr. windemere.

750
00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:24,183
I'm sorry.
Can he come back later?

751
00:43:24,258 --> 00:43:25,783
Doesn't Robert
keep a checkbook in his office?

752
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,884
Can you sign on the account?

753
00:43:26,961 --> 00:43:28,224
Ah, yes, of course.

754
00:43:28,296 --> 00:43:30,197
Uh, tell him to wait.

755
00:43:30,264 --> 00:43:31,527
I'll see you tonight.

756
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:33,363
People don't always
behave the way we expect.

757
00:43:33,434 --> 00:43:35,027
In fact, it's really
just the opposite.

758
00:43:35,103 --> 00:43:36,935
The truth is I don't
want to see you hurt.

759
00:43:37,004 --> 00:43:39,030
What are you talking about?

760
00:43:39,107 --> 00:43:41,042
You may need a friend
one of these days.

761
00:43:41,109 --> 00:43:42,702
When you do, I'm here.

762
00:43:42,777 --> 00:43:44,541
Will you remember that?

763
00:43:44,612 --> 00:43:46,410
Yes, of course.

764
00:45:27,748 --> 00:45:30,308
I came as quickly as I could.

765
00:45:30,384 --> 00:45:33,354
We're all so distressed over it.

766
00:45:35,389 --> 00:45:37,984
But you mustn't
take it personally.

767
00:45:38,059 --> 00:45:40,995
Mrs. erlynne
is one of those women...

768
00:45:41,062 --> 00:45:44,658
That attract men
like a bee to a flame.

769
00:45:44,732 --> 00:45:46,166
Eh?

770
00:45:46,234 --> 00:45:47,998
A moth.

771
00:45:48,069 --> 00:45:50,197
Bee to a moth. Mmm.

772
00:45:53,074 --> 00:45:55,509
There must be
some other explanation.

773
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,843
I have an idea.

774
00:46:03,918 --> 00:46:05,853
Shall we go for a walk?

775
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,218
Hmm?

776
00:46:14,095 --> 00:46:16,690
Tesoro, when there's
marriage without love...

777
00:46:16,764 --> 00:46:18,858
There'll be love
without marriage.

778
00:46:18,933 --> 00:46:20,868
No, but Robert and I
married for love.

779
00:46:20,935 --> 00:46:23,200
You married for love,
of course. And so did I.

780
00:46:23,271 --> 00:46:25,365
But before the year was over...

781
00:46:25,439 --> 00:46:28,204
Benito was lifting
all kinds of petticoats.

782
00:46:28,276 --> 00:46:30,370
I had to dismiss my best maid.

783
00:46:30,444 --> 00:46:31,878
Oh, no, no.

784
00:46:31,946 --> 00:46:33,209
I remember.

785
00:46:33,281 --> 00:46:35,216
I passed her on to my cousin.

786
00:46:35,283 --> 00:46:38,048
Oh, her husband
was so short-sighted, I thought.

787
00:46:39,453 --> 00:46:41,888
But he navigated
by scent, it seems.

788
00:46:41,956 --> 00:46:43,925
So unfortunate.

789
00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:46,893
Believe me, darling.

790
00:46:46,961 --> 00:46:48,554
It happens to us all.

791
00:46:48,629 --> 00:46:51,064
Undying love is like
the ghost in your villa.

792
00:46:51,132 --> 00:46:54,398
Everybody talks about it,
but try and find one person...

793
00:46:54,468 --> 00:46:55,902
Who has seen it.

794
00:46:55,970 --> 00:46:57,666
Come on. Come on.

795
00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:01,901
May I ask you a favor?

796
00:47:01,976 --> 00:47:03,410
Anything at all.

797
00:47:03,477 --> 00:47:05,343
About, uh, Mrs. erlynne.

798
00:47:05,413 --> 00:47:06,540
Ah...

799
00:47:06,614 --> 00:47:08,412
Very clever woman.

800
00:47:08,482 --> 00:47:10,144
She threw me out last night.

801
00:47:10,217 --> 00:47:11,742
Knows what a fool I am.

802
00:47:11,819 --> 00:47:13,913
Knows it as well as I do myself.

803
00:47:13,988 --> 00:47:16,287
She's meeting me here
for tea, though.

804
00:47:20,561 --> 00:47:21,841
It's a great thing,
I tell you...

805
00:47:21,896 --> 00:47:23,831
To come across a woman
who thoroughly understands me.

806
00:47:23,898 --> 00:47:26,732
Would you mind, uh, not bringing
her to our party tonight?

807
00:47:28,002 --> 00:47:29,231
That's the favor?

808
00:47:29,303 --> 00:47:32,501
Well, Meg feels it might
make things awkward.

809
00:47:32,573 --> 00:47:33,768
So it's true, then.

810
00:47:33,841 --> 00:47:35,275
I didn't believe it.

811
00:47:35,343 --> 00:47:38,108
I... I don't believe it now.
You don't seem the type...

812
00:47:38,179 --> 00:47:40,614
Though I will say
Mrs. erlynne's damn fascinating.

813
00:47:40,681 --> 00:47:42,946
Hard to resist. But...

814
00:47:43,017 --> 00:47:45,009
You're not serious, are you?

815
00:47:45,086 --> 00:47:48,614
I warn you, you'll have to
fight me for her.

816
00:47:48,689 --> 00:47:50,715
And I'm a man in love.

817
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:53,351
What are you talking about?

818
00:47:55,029 --> 00:47:56,463
This way, Mrs. erlynne.

819
00:48:05,706 --> 00:48:06,969
Come with me.

820
00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:08,304
Where are you taking me?

821
00:48:08,376 --> 00:48:09,639
Let go of my arm.

822
00:48:09,710 --> 00:48:10,710
I have to talk to you.

823
00:48:10,745 --> 00:48:12,475
I'm meeting lord Augustus.

824
00:48:12,546 --> 00:48:14,105
You must leave amalfi at once.

825
00:48:14,181 --> 00:48:15,479
Leave?

826
00:48:15,549 --> 00:48:16,812
And go where?

827
00:48:16,884 --> 00:48:18,648
You've paid my rent here for
the season.

828
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,085
I'll pay it somewhere else.

829
00:48:20,154 --> 00:48:21,834
I want you on the first
plane out tomorrow.

830
00:48:21,889 --> 00:48:23,380
- I don't understand.
- People are talking!

831
00:48:23,457 --> 00:48:25,153
About us.

832
00:48:27,027 --> 00:48:28,290
I don't see the humor.

833
00:48:28,362 --> 00:48:29,990
Bury a real secret...

834
00:48:30,064 --> 00:48:32,499
And a false one
pops up in its place?

835
00:48:32,566 --> 00:48:34,501
There's a certain irony,
you have to admit.

836
00:48:36,704 --> 00:48:38,673
I'm not ready to leave.

837
00:48:38,739 --> 00:48:40,332
I'm enjoying myself here.

838
00:48:40,408 --> 00:48:42,172
I'm begging you.

839
00:48:42,243 --> 00:48:43,677
Think of Meg.

840
00:48:43,744 --> 00:48:46,475
If she knew
that you were her mother...

841
00:48:48,315 --> 00:48:49,783
It would destroy her.

842
00:48:49,850 --> 00:48:52,149
Meg, or the magnificent
windemeres?

843
00:48:52,219 --> 00:48:55,678
Family scandal is unhealthy
for aspiring politicians.

844
00:48:55,756 --> 00:48:57,357
I'm not the only pragmatist
in this room.

845
00:48:57,425 --> 00:48:59,360
Pragmatist?

846
00:48:59,427 --> 00:49:01,362
20 years...

847
00:49:01,429 --> 00:49:03,625
And not a word.

848
00:49:03,697 --> 00:49:05,290
You turn up when she
marries a man with money.

849
00:49:05,366 --> 00:49:07,699
You call that pragmatism?
I can think of other words.

850
00:49:07,768 --> 00:49:09,760
Are you trying
to hurt my feelings?

851
00:49:09,837 --> 00:49:11,203
Do you have any?

852
00:49:11,272 --> 00:49:13,832
That can't be purchased, I mean.

853
00:49:13,908 --> 00:49:15,706
How much...

854
00:49:15,776 --> 00:49:18,075
To get you on
the first flight out?

855
00:49:22,450 --> 00:49:25,352
I feel every time
he's kissed me, it's filthy.

856
00:49:25,419 --> 00:49:27,911
A lie every minute
we've been together.

857
00:49:30,624 --> 00:49:32,616
How could he?

858
00:49:32,693 --> 00:49:36,186
Every man is born truthful,
and every man dies a liar.

859
00:49:36,263 --> 00:49:39,722
Now, whatever you do,
you mustn't make a scene.

860
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,326
It's too unpleasant,
and you waste energy.

861
00:49:42,403 --> 00:49:46,363
No, of course not. I wouldn't.

862
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,410
Crying is the refuge
of plain women.

863
00:49:49,477 --> 00:49:51,673
Pretty women go shopping.

864
00:50:03,958 --> 00:50:06,086
Be on that plane.

865
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,958
I'll send the cash.

866
00:50:17,338 --> 00:50:19,830
Did I hear you correctly?

867
00:50:19,907 --> 00:50:23,708
That Meg windemere
is your daughter?

868
00:50:23,777 --> 00:50:25,439
My daughter?

869
00:50:25,513 --> 00:50:27,141
Robert's wife?

870
00:50:27,214 --> 00:50:28,443
Yes.

871
00:50:28,516 --> 00:50:30,280
How dare you.

872
00:50:30,351 --> 00:50:32,320
She must be 20 at least.

873
00:50:32,386 --> 00:50:34,287
Her mother?

874
00:50:34,355 --> 00:50:36,790
Do I look as old as all that?

875
00:50:36,857 --> 00:50:38,485
No, no, no.

876
00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:40,289
Of course not.

877
00:50:40,361 --> 00:50:42,125
I, um...

878
00:50:42,196 --> 00:50:44,324
I must've nodded off.

879
00:50:44,398 --> 00:50:46,458
You were dozing.

880
00:50:46,534 --> 00:50:48,560
Go back to sleep.

881
00:50:59,046 --> 00:51:00,344
Come on.

882
00:51:20,734 --> 00:51:22,498
Oh, no. No business tonight.

883
00:51:22,570 --> 00:51:23,833
We can talk another day.

884
00:51:23,904 --> 00:51:25,497
- Hey, good to see you.
- Lovely party.

885
00:51:25,573 --> 00:51:27,166
More champagne.

886
00:51:27,241 --> 00:51:29,176
Welcome. Have a great party.

887
00:51:31,078 --> 00:51:32,910
Hey, Hubert.

888
00:52:00,841 --> 00:52:02,366
Good evening, Mr. dumby.

889
00:52:02,443 --> 00:52:04,708
Oh, good evening,
Mrs. stutfield.

890
00:52:04,778 --> 00:52:07,213
Last party of the season,
I suppose.

891
00:52:07,281 --> 00:52:08,882
It's been a delightful
season, hasn't it?

892
00:52:08,949 --> 00:52:10,713
Oh, yes! Quite delightful.

893
00:52:10,784 --> 00:52:12,548
Good evening, lady plymdale.

894
00:52:12,620 --> 00:52:15,385
Well, here it is,
the last party of the season.

895
00:52:15,456 --> 00:52:16,890
Oh, I suppose so.

896
00:52:16,957 --> 00:52:19,392
It's been a very dull season,
though, hasn't it?

897
00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:21,053
Oh, yes, dreadfully dull.

898
00:52:21,128 --> 00:52:22,391
Evening, Cecil.

899
00:52:22,463 --> 00:52:23,726
Hello, dumby.

900
00:52:23,797 --> 00:52:26,232
I suppose this will be
the last party of the season.

901
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:27,393
Oh, surely not.

902
00:52:27,468 --> 00:52:28,731
Probably 2 more at least.

903
00:52:28,802 --> 00:52:32,000
Oh, I say, darlington,
I had the oddest dream today.

904
00:52:32,072 --> 00:52:33,597
A bit of it
has just come back to me.

905
00:52:33,674 --> 00:52:35,006
So what are we drinking?

906
00:52:35,075 --> 00:52:36,338
Where's the birthday girl?

907
00:52:36,410 --> 00:52:37,434
Transforming herself.

908
00:52:37,511 --> 00:52:39,070
Sausages and women...

909
00:52:39,146 --> 00:52:41,240
If you want to enjoy
the experience...

910
00:52:41,315 --> 00:52:43,284
Never watch
the preparation of either.

911
00:53:57,725 --> 00:53:58,988
Is that new?

912
00:53:59,059 --> 00:54:00,823
Just out of the box.
Do you like it?

913
00:54:00,894 --> 00:54:02,829
You might be a little cold.
I'll get you a wrap.

914
00:54:02,896 --> 00:54:04,660
And spoil the lines?
Didn't your friend...

915
00:54:04,732 --> 00:54:06,667
Teach you anything
about Italian fashion?

916
00:54:06,734 --> 00:54:07,997
My friend?

917
00:54:08,068 --> 00:54:10,003
I saw the checks. Don't even.

918
00:54:10,070 --> 00:54:11,436
Ah, lady plymdale.

919
00:54:11,505 --> 00:54:12,734
So good of you to come.

920
00:54:12,806 --> 00:54:14,331
Do you want another
glass of champagne?

921
00:54:14,408 --> 00:54:15,671
I'd love some.

922
00:54:15,743 --> 00:54:17,507
Let's get us both some.

923
00:54:17,578 --> 00:54:19,843
Why don't you ask me how I am?

924
00:54:19,913 --> 00:54:22,007
I like people
to ask me how I am.

925
00:54:22,082 --> 00:54:24,347
It shows a widespread
interest in my health...

926
00:54:24,418 --> 00:54:26,887
And you can't imagine
how comforting that is.

927
00:54:28,255 --> 00:54:29,848
Lovely party, eh?

928
00:54:29,923 --> 00:54:31,186
How are you, Cecil?

929
00:54:31,258 --> 00:54:32,556
Oh, not well at all.

930
00:54:32,626 --> 00:54:36,358
I... I'd like alessandra to meet
Mr. hopper from Australia.

931
00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:37,864
Would you introduce her?

932
00:54:37,931 --> 00:54:40,196
I... would you just excuse me
for one moment?

933
00:54:40,267 --> 00:54:41,701
Go with Mr. windemere.

934
00:54:41,769 --> 00:54:43,135
Thank you.

935
00:54:43,203 --> 00:54:44,637
She's my last, you know.

936
00:54:44,705 --> 00:54:46,037
I will miss her.

937
00:54:46,106 --> 00:54:48,473
But it's best to get them
out of the nest...

938
00:54:48,542 --> 00:54:49,805
Before they turn on you.

939
00:54:50,844 --> 00:54:52,608
Girls begin
by loving their mothers...

940
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:54,113
But as they grow, they judge us.

941
00:54:54,181 --> 00:54:56,207
Rarely do they forgive us.

942
00:54:59,219 --> 00:55:01,882
Oh, poor fool.

943
00:55:01,955 --> 00:55:03,480
He'll never learn.

944
00:55:03,557 --> 00:55:05,890
Which fool?
Don't make me choose.

945
00:55:05,959 --> 00:55:07,222
Tuppy.

946
00:55:07,294 --> 00:55:08,728
He's brought Mrs. erlynne.

947
00:55:08,796 --> 00:55:11,231
All the women will snub her.
You wait and see.

948
00:55:11,298 --> 00:55:14,029
She may have better luck
with the men.

949
00:55:14,101 --> 00:55:17,629
It is because of men that women
distrust other women.

950
00:55:17,704 --> 00:55:20,230
Women don't trust women.
Men don't trust women.

951
00:55:20,307 --> 00:55:21,900
No one trusts women.

952
00:55:21,975 --> 00:55:25,343
It's what binds the hindu
and the catholic.

953
00:55:36,323 --> 00:55:38,918
I know I promised,
but I must tell you...

954
00:55:38,992 --> 00:55:40,756
How beautiful you look tonight.

955
00:55:40,828 --> 00:55:43,093
Well, if you must, you must.

956
00:55:44,498 --> 00:55:45,932
I beg your pardon.

957
00:55:45,999 --> 00:55:47,592
I was looking for someone else.

958
00:55:47,668 --> 00:55:49,261
Well, you found me.

959
00:55:49,336 --> 00:55:51,430
Mrs. erlynne...

960
00:55:51,505 --> 00:55:53,599
May I call you Stella?

961
00:55:53,674 --> 00:55:56,109
Lord Augustus
is getting me champagne.

962
00:55:56,176 --> 00:55:57,940
You and I can trade favors.

963
00:55:59,513 --> 00:56:00,947
Tempting, but no.

964
00:56:01,014 --> 00:56:02,778
And I'd rather
he didn't see us...

965
00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:04,443
Standing out here
under the moonlight.

966
00:56:04,518 --> 00:56:05,781
He might misunderstand.

967
00:56:05,853 --> 00:56:06,946
Hear me out.

968
00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:09,046
Windemere's fortune
exceeds tuppy's.

969
00:56:09,122 --> 00:56:10,613
Why change horses now?

970
00:56:10,691 --> 00:56:13,286
You can have what you want,
and Meg's free.

971
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,885
Free?

972
00:56:14,962 --> 00:56:17,158
She hasn't the courage
to leave him.

973
00:56:17,231 --> 00:56:19,962
But if it's clear to her
that he's with you...

974
00:56:20,033 --> 00:56:21,194
He's not.

975
00:56:22,703 --> 00:56:25,639
You've been buying
idle gossip, lord darlington.

976
00:56:25,706 --> 00:56:27,800
You should get a refund.

977
00:56:27,875 --> 00:56:29,844
Excuse me.

978
00:56:29,910 --> 00:56:32,004
I... I had to invite her, dumby.

979
00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:34,378
The point is she's
a changed woman, transformed.

980
00:56:34,448 --> 00:56:36,007
You can... you can see
it in her eyes.

981
00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:37,881
Do you think she'd look at you
if you were poor?

982
00:56:37,951 --> 00:56:40,182
Do you think I'd look at her
if she were ugly?

983
00:56:40,254 --> 00:56:43,053
Fair's fair,
exchange rates and so forth.

984
00:56:43,123 --> 00:56:44,964
Well, I know she's had
her this and her that...

985
00:56:44,992 --> 00:56:47,484
But if a man can tolerate
his own past...

986
00:56:47,561 --> 00:56:49,792
Why not a past in his wife?

987
00:56:49,863 --> 00:56:51,798
At any rate,
it's wipe the slate.

988
00:56:51,865 --> 00:56:52,958
Clean start.

989
00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:55,127
She and I, we...

990
00:56:55,202 --> 00:56:56,761
We understand each other.

991
00:56:56,837 --> 00:56:59,864
And you know what they say,
every Saint has a past...

992
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:02,774
Every sinner has a future.

993
00:57:02,843 --> 00:57:04,675
And...

994
00:57:06,513 --> 00:57:09,506
I'm going to ask her to marry me
if she'll have me.

995
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:14,112
You know... you know why they
call it an altar, tuppy?

996
00:57:14,187 --> 00:57:17,089
It's where they make
human sacrifices.

997
00:57:18,325 --> 00:57:20,794
I had a dream about
Mrs. erlynne today.

998
00:57:20,861 --> 00:57:22,386
Yes, well...

999
00:57:22,462 --> 00:57:23,794
You couldn't help it, I suppose.

1000
00:57:23,864 --> 00:57:27,357
She, uh... she is quite the woman.

1001
00:57:28,468 --> 00:57:31,063
But, um, in the future...

1002
00:57:31,138 --> 00:57:34,302
Please try to dream
of someone else.

1003
00:57:34,374 --> 00:57:36,036
Well...

1004
00:57:56,930 --> 00:57:59,399
Don't you think
you've had enough?

1005
00:58:14,114 --> 00:58:15,514
Lovely party.

1006
00:58:15,582 --> 00:58:17,608
Thanks for coming.

1007
00:58:20,687 --> 00:58:22,588
Meg?

1008
00:58:22,656 --> 00:58:24,318
I have to change.

1009
00:58:24,391 --> 00:58:25,689
Did you see her?

1010
00:58:25,759 --> 00:58:27,022
Don't.

1011
00:58:27,094 --> 00:58:28,687
You're lovely.

1012
00:58:28,762 --> 00:58:31,288
It's ridiculous
on a woman her age.

1013
00:58:31,365 --> 00:58:33,425
Why didn't you tell me?

1014
00:58:35,002 --> 00:58:37,403
You said you were my friend.

1015
00:58:37,471 --> 00:58:39,406
Men and women can't be friends.

1016
00:58:44,011 --> 00:58:45,011
Meg.

1017
00:58:45,012 --> 00:58:46,139
No.

1018
00:59:05,699 --> 00:59:08,828
Can you stay with him?

1019
00:59:08,902 --> 00:59:10,564
Can you...

1020
00:59:10,637 --> 00:59:12,799
Can you get into bed
with him tonight?

1021
00:59:12,873 --> 00:59:15,104
Tomorrow night,
nights after that?

1022
00:59:17,044 --> 00:59:18,774
You said yourself,
there's no forgiving a man...

1023
00:59:18,845 --> 00:59:20,211
Who betrays his wife.

1024
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,647
And what will you choose,
false degrading marriage...

1025
00:59:22,716 --> 00:59:24,514
Or your own true self,
free of compromise.

1026
00:59:24,584 --> 00:59:26,018
I've loved you
from the beginning.

1027
00:59:26,086 --> 00:59:27,349
It's the truth.

1028
00:59:27,421 --> 00:59:29,185
Moment you held out your hand
to me in the glove shop...

1029
00:59:29,256 --> 00:59:30,781
I thought, "there she is."

1030
00:59:30,857 --> 00:59:34,487
And then, suppose I'd walked by
without stopping?

1031
00:59:34,561 --> 00:59:37,030
Just the thought of it...

1032
00:59:37,097 --> 00:59:38,895
I've never loved
anyone until now.

1033
00:59:38,965 --> 00:59:39,965
Stop.

1034
00:59:51,144 --> 00:59:52,305
John.

1035
00:59:53,847 --> 00:59:55,907
Sorry, I... I didn't mean
to startle you.

1036
00:59:55,982 --> 00:59:57,143
I'm looking for Meg.

1037
00:59:57,217 --> 00:59:59,209
If you see her, it's important.

1038
00:59:59,286 --> 01:00:00,652
Have you had a row?

1039
01:00:02,689 --> 01:00:04,658
A misunderstanding.

1040
01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:07,193
Try the bar.

1041
01:00:14,367 --> 01:00:16,359
Tuppy's given up smokes for her.

1042
01:00:16,436 --> 01:00:17,495
Women.

1043
01:00:17,571 --> 01:00:20,097
Women inspire us
to great things.

1044
01:00:20,173 --> 01:00:22,904
Then somehow prevent us
from doing any of them.

1045
01:00:22,976 --> 01:00:24,672
Look at him,
he's proposing to her.

1046
01:00:24,744 --> 01:00:26,736
If she says yes, it'll be
his third time up the aisle.

1047
01:00:26,813 --> 01:00:29,282
Hope trumps experience, dumby.

1048
01:00:29,349 --> 01:00:31,818
It's God's joke
on the human race.

1049
01:00:31,885 --> 01:00:35,322
He's quite convinced
she's changed her spots.

1050
01:00:35,388 --> 01:00:38,153
Care to make it interesting?

1051
01:00:38,225 --> 01:00:40,319
I told you I was serious.

1052
01:00:41,962 --> 01:00:44,329
Hasn't anyone
warned you against me?

1053
01:00:44,397 --> 01:00:47,561
Oh, yes. Everyone.

1054
01:00:47,634 --> 01:00:49,159
Put it away.

1055
01:00:49,236 --> 01:00:51,899
Now, you don't have to
love me right away.

1056
01:00:51,972 --> 01:00:53,998
Think of the money.

1057
01:00:54,074 --> 01:00:58,307
Suppose I marry you and in
a year your investments go sour.

1058
01:00:58,378 --> 01:00:59,903
I'll be stuck with a pauper.

1059
01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,676
On the other hand,
I could drop dead...

1060
01:01:01,748 --> 01:01:03,069
On the golf course
next Tuesday...

1061
01:01:03,116 --> 01:01:05,051
And you'd be left
very well-appointed.

1062
01:01:05,118 --> 01:01:07,053
Life's a gamble, Stella.

1063
01:01:08,388 --> 01:01:10,687
I don't know what to say.

1064
01:01:11,858 --> 01:01:14,225
People say too much as it is.

1065
01:01:36,082 --> 01:01:38,313
Mrs. windemere
and Mrs. erlynne...

1066
01:01:38,385 --> 01:01:41,321
Look like mother and daughter,
don't they?

1067
01:01:41,388 --> 01:01:43,448
They're wearing the same dress.

1068
01:01:43,523 --> 01:01:46,789
Well, that'll be it.

1069
01:01:51,364 --> 01:01:52,889
Come away with me.

1070
01:01:52,966 --> 01:01:55,265
We could set sail tonight.

1071
01:01:58,738 --> 01:02:00,434
Please.

1072
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,946
Is this your idea of a joke?

1073
01:02:10,016 --> 01:02:11,279
I need to speak to you.

1074
01:02:11,351 --> 01:02:12,351
It's about darlington.

1075
01:02:12,352 --> 01:02:13,877
Follow me.

1076
01:02:19,693 --> 01:02:21,218
He's in love with Meg.

1077
01:02:21,294 --> 01:02:23,354
I know we said cash,
so I'm raising the amount.

1078
01:02:23,430 --> 01:02:25,194
I want you to leave now.

1079
01:02:25,265 --> 01:02:27,359
I'd be more concerned
if I were you.

1080
01:02:27,434 --> 01:02:29,027
You're not me.

1081
01:02:29,102 --> 01:02:30,502
And darlington's
not the problem.

1082
01:02:30,570 --> 01:02:31,936
The problem is
I've been lying to my wife...

1083
01:02:32,005 --> 01:02:33,234
And I'm not very good at it.

1084
01:02:33,306 --> 01:02:37,368
I can add up the rumors and
show her a big fat zero.

1085
01:02:37,444 --> 01:02:39,174
I'm tuppy's girl. Case closed.

1086
01:02:39,246 --> 01:02:42,410
I'll do my own explaining.
Just get out.

1087
01:02:43,516 --> 01:02:45,314
I'd like to say good-bye to her.

1088
01:02:45,385 --> 01:02:48,480
You said good-bye
to her 20 years ago.

1089
01:02:48,555 --> 01:02:49,887
No second chances.

1090
01:02:56,196 --> 01:02:58,927
I'll leave first.

1091
01:02:58,999 --> 01:03:00,831
We shouldn't walk out together.

1092
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:02,391
You're the expert.

1093
01:03:04,437 --> 01:03:05,632
Count to 100.

1094
01:04:02,762 --> 01:04:04,321
Mrs. windemere.

1095
01:04:36,029 --> 01:04:37,793
Dear Robert...

1096
01:04:37,864 --> 01:04:40,993
I thought our marriage
was perfect.

1097
01:04:42,435 --> 01:04:45,530
I thought we would
always be together.

1098
01:04:45,605 --> 01:04:49,667
If you love Mrs. erlynne,
you should be with her.

1099
01:04:49,743 --> 01:04:52,338
I feel so foolish.

1100
01:04:52,412 --> 01:04:54,608
Everyone knew but me.

1101
01:05:13,733 --> 01:05:14,962
Meg?

1102
01:05:22,308 --> 01:05:24,868
Meg, let me in.
I want to talk to you.

1103
01:05:26,312 --> 01:05:28,440
Please, open the door.

1104
01:05:29,849 --> 01:05:33,547
Th-there is nothing between me
and Stella erlynne.

1105
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:35,555
How can you think it?

1106
01:05:35,622 --> 01:05:37,056
She's old, for God's sake.

1107
01:05:37,123 --> 01:05:38,123
She dyes her hair.

1108
01:05:38,124 --> 01:05:41,617
She... Paints her face
like an Indian.

1109
01:05:41,694 --> 01:05:44,994
She's a cold, selfish woman.

1110
01:05:45,064 --> 01:05:47,659
Not at all attractive
once you know her.

1111
01:05:48,701 --> 01:05:52,536
Look, she was going
to damage someone.

1112
01:05:52,605 --> 01:05:55,734
A person who'd never
done her any harm.

1113
01:05:55,809 --> 01:05:57,505
She came here with a secret...

1114
01:05:57,577 --> 01:06:00,103
That would... would
have broken your heart.

1115
01:06:00,180 --> 01:06:01,705
Look, I wanted to tell you.

1116
01:06:01,781 --> 01:06:03,841
I... I just didn't know how.

1117
01:06:03,917 --> 01:06:05,818
Look, I was trying
to protect you.

1118
01:06:05,885 --> 01:06:08,514
You have to believe me.

1119
01:06:08,588 --> 01:06:11,786
She asked me for money,
and I gave it to her.

1120
01:06:11,858 --> 01:06:13,759
I'm not proud
of being blackmailed...

1121
01:06:13,827 --> 01:06:15,557
And I didn't know
what else to do.

1122
01:06:15,628 --> 01:06:17,324
I should have told you
at the start.

1123
01:06:19,466 --> 01:06:21,401
I'm not lying to you now.

1124
01:06:21,468 --> 01:06:22,468
I...

1125
01:06:22,502 --> 01:06:24,698
I love you.

1126
01:06:24,771 --> 01:06:28,435
And there's no other
woman in my heart...

1127
01:06:28,508 --> 01:06:30,534
Or in my bed.

1128
01:06:31,744 --> 01:06:36,341
Meg, please open the door.

1129
01:06:40,453 --> 01:06:44,413
I... we've both had
too much champagne.

1130
01:06:44,491 --> 01:06:46,824
We can talk in the morning.

1131
01:07:06,980 --> 01:07:08,471
Thank you for coming.

1132
01:07:08,548 --> 01:07:10,574
- Good night.
- Lovely party. Good night.

1133
01:07:10,650 --> 01:07:12,312
I... I'll see you at the club.

1134
01:07:13,953 --> 01:07:15,080
There's the girl.

1135
01:07:15,154 --> 01:07:16,144
I thought you'd fallen in with...

1136
01:07:16,222 --> 01:07:17,554
take windemere to the club.

1137
01:07:17,624 --> 01:07:19,786
Keep him out late,
all night if you can.

1138
01:07:19,859 --> 01:07:21,225
Get him drunk if you have to.

1139
01:07:21,294 --> 01:07:22,694
Just don't let him come home.

1140
01:07:22,762 --> 01:07:24,162
Why?

1141
01:07:25,231 --> 01:07:26,426
What? What?

1142
01:07:26,499 --> 01:07:30,561
I like you, I do.

1143
01:07:30,637 --> 01:07:32,196
But if this is going
to work between us...

1144
01:07:32,272 --> 01:07:33,467
You can't do that.

1145
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:34,974
What? Do what?

1146
01:07:35,041 --> 01:07:37,067
Where? What? Why?

1147
01:07:37,143 --> 01:07:39,408
I can't always
explain myself to myself...

1148
01:07:39,479 --> 01:07:40,572
Let alone anyone else.

1149
01:07:40,647 --> 01:07:42,343
Well, good for you.

1150
01:07:42,415 --> 01:07:43,781
Takes the pressure off.

1151
01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:46,581
9 times out of 10,
men don't give 2 pins about why.

1152
01:07:46,653 --> 01:07:48,952
They just feel obliged
to take an interest.

1153
01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:52,220
So, I'll do exactly
as you wish...

1154
01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:54,318
And I'll feel as if
we're married already.

1155
01:07:54,394 --> 01:07:57,057
Oh, can you get
yourself home all right?

1156
01:07:57,130 --> 01:08:00,294
Why, tuppy...

1157
01:08:00,366 --> 01:08:03,097
You're the first man
who's ever asked me that.

1158
01:08:03,169 --> 01:08:06,628
I don't need
to be the first, Stella.

1159
01:08:06,706 --> 01:08:08,038
Just the last.

1160
01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:10,192
There's a taxi waiting
at the end of the dock.

1161
01:09:10,269 --> 01:09:12,204
My husband sent you.

1162
01:09:12,271 --> 01:09:15,173
Your husband thinks
you're in bed...

1163
01:09:15,241 --> 01:09:18,678
Sleeping off a liter
of Perrier jouet.

1164
01:09:18,745 --> 01:09:19,745
Let's go.

1165
01:09:21,047 --> 01:09:23,539
He gave me money, that's all.

1166
01:09:23,616 --> 01:09:26,051
I'm an old friend of the family,
and I had him over a barrel.

1167
01:09:26,119 --> 01:09:27,143
Do you think I'm stupid?

1168
01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:28,848
Married to a man you love...

1169
01:09:28,921 --> 01:09:30,253
And running off
in the middle of the night...

1170
01:09:30,323 --> 01:09:31,848
With an international playboy?

1171
01:09:31,924 --> 01:09:32,924
Do I think you're stupid?

1172
01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:34,222
This is none of your business.

1173
01:09:34,293 --> 01:09:36,762
You think just because hems
are higher and woman can vote...

1174
01:09:36,829 --> 01:09:38,627
That anything
has really changed for us?

1175
01:09:38,698 --> 01:09:41,793
Friends will stop calling.

1176
01:09:41,868 --> 01:09:43,734
He'll be invited
into homes you're not.

1177
01:09:43,803 --> 01:09:45,066
You manage.

1178
01:09:46,973 --> 01:09:48,407
Don't compare yourself.

1179
01:09:48,474 --> 01:09:51,501
It takes practice and skill
to live without regret.

1180
01:09:53,946 --> 01:09:56,711
A marriage takes
your whole heart.

1181
01:09:56,783 --> 01:09:58,911
Selfish people
can't pull it off...

1182
01:09:58,985 --> 01:10:00,578
But you are not that.

1183
01:10:00,653 --> 01:10:03,748
You can succeed
where the rest of us fail.

1184
01:10:03,823 --> 01:10:05,382
Why should I believe you?

1185
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,927
Don't believe me, believe him.

1186
01:10:07,994 --> 01:10:11,192
He's been faithful to you,
I'll swear it on my life.

1187
01:10:11,264 --> 01:10:13,096
He told you to lie.

1188
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:16,469
He doesn't even know
you're here.

1189
01:10:20,239 --> 01:10:22,868
He never has to know.

1190
01:10:24,343 --> 01:10:25,538
You want me to lie
on top of a lie?

1191
01:10:25,611 --> 01:10:27,512
Everything's spoiled
between us. I can't.

1192
01:10:28,648 --> 01:10:29,946
- What's happened to you?
- Let go of me!

1193
01:10:30,016 --> 01:10:31,814
Who taught you to
be so unforgiving?

1194
01:10:31,884 --> 01:10:33,318
You made a mistake,
don't make it worse.

1195
01:10:33,386 --> 01:10:34,581
You're hurting me!

1196
01:10:34,654 --> 01:10:36,694
You shut your eyes to
everything that isn't perfect.

1197
01:10:36,723 --> 01:10:39,625
You're just asking
to fall into a hole.

1198
01:10:44,497 --> 01:10:46,295
Fine.

1199
01:10:47,834 --> 01:10:49,894
Go ahead.

1200
01:10:49,969 --> 01:10:53,906
Step over love
to pick up pride and guilt.

1201
01:10:53,973 --> 01:10:56,169
What will that trade
be worth in a year?

1202
01:10:56,242 --> 01:10:58,370
In 20?

1203
01:11:13,192 --> 01:11:15,718
I've been throwing buns
in that club...

1204
01:11:15,795 --> 01:11:16,795
Big boat, darlington.

1205
01:11:16,796 --> 01:11:17,889
Does it really
have to be so big?

1206
01:11:17,964 --> 01:11:19,990
You know what they say
about men with big boats.

1207
01:11:20,066 --> 01:11:21,364
Yes.

1208
01:11:21,434 --> 01:11:22,434
I should be getting home.

1209
01:11:22,435 --> 01:11:23,664
You'll take a cigar, surely.

1210
01:11:23,736 --> 01:11:26,205
I thought you'd quit
for the love of a good woman.

1211
01:11:26,272 --> 01:11:28,400
Good woman isn't
exactly the moniker...

1212
01:11:28,474 --> 01:11:30,409
I'd choose for Mrs. erlynne.

1213
01:11:30,476 --> 01:11:32,001
You make her out
to be the devil's handmaiden.

1214
01:11:32,078 --> 01:11:33,011
She's nothing of the sort.

1215
01:11:33,079 --> 01:11:34,809
Dumby and I are
just concerned...

1216
01:11:34,881 --> 01:11:37,043
For your future,
aren't we, dumby?

1217
01:11:37,116 --> 01:11:41,486
Devilish women are a bother,
and good ones are a bore.

1218
01:11:41,554 --> 01:11:42,852
That's the only difference.

1219
01:11:42,922 --> 01:11:45,221
Mrs. erlynne is neither
a bother nor a bore.

1220
01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:48,693
Well, you change your habits,
but I doubt she'll change hers.

1221
01:11:48,761 --> 01:11:51,424
I've bet dumby 50 quid.

1222
01:11:51,497 --> 01:11:53,056
Now, now, enough of this.

1223
01:11:53,132 --> 01:11:55,624
I won't hear any more words
said against her.

1224
01:11:55,701 --> 01:11:57,636
She's everything
I've ever wanted in a woman.

1225
01:11:57,703 --> 01:12:02,767
My dear tuppy, in this world
there are only 2 tragedies.

1226
01:12:02,842 --> 01:12:04,970
One is not getting
what one wants...

1227
01:12:05,044 --> 01:12:06,535
The other is getting it.

1228
01:12:06,612 --> 01:12:08,376
The last is much the worst.

1229
01:12:08,447 --> 01:12:11,076
The last is a real tragedy.

1230
01:12:11,150 --> 01:12:15,986
Marriage...
it has its pains, ask edna.

1231
01:12:18,090 --> 01:12:20,184
Celibacy has no pleasures.

1232
01:12:20,259 --> 01:12:22,285
What would you
know about celibacy?

1233
01:12:22,361 --> 01:12:23,624
I can learn.

1234
01:12:23,696 --> 01:12:24,696
If it will prove my love.

1235
01:12:24,697 --> 01:12:25,892
A woman who needs proof?

1236
01:12:25,965 --> 01:12:27,524
Before she'll leave her husband.

1237
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,434
John, you are a cad.

1238
01:12:30,503 --> 01:12:32,904
We're all in the gutter.

1239
01:12:32,972 --> 01:12:34,838
But some of us
are looking at the stars.

1240
01:12:34,907 --> 01:12:36,569
What men call gallantry

1241
01:12:36,642 --> 01:12:40,738
and God's adultery
is far more common

1242
01:12:40,813 --> 01:12:44,375
where the climate's sultry

1243
01:12:45,751 --> 01:12:48,050
that's the one I bought Meg.

1244
01:12:50,156 --> 01:12:51,715
For her birthday.

1245
01:12:51,791 --> 01:12:53,919
You sure?

1246
01:12:53,993 --> 01:12:56,326
She must have left it last week
when you came for lunch.

1247
01:12:56,395 --> 01:12:58,796
She was carrying it tonight.

1248
01:12:58,865 --> 01:13:01,266
One fan looks
very much like another.

1249
01:13:01,334 --> 01:13:02,632
John?

1250
01:13:02,702 --> 01:13:06,139
I... I have no idea.

1251
01:13:06,205 --> 01:13:08,674
Meg's not... not here, is she?

1252
01:13:08,741 --> 01:13:11,006
No, of course not.

1253
01:13:13,579 --> 01:13:14,579
What's that?

1254
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:15,946
I didn't hear anything.

1255
01:13:16,015 --> 01:13:17,449
She's downstairs.

1256
01:13:17,516 --> 01:13:19,144
Listen, Robert, calm down.

1257
01:13:19,218 --> 01:13:20,311
You've had too much...

1258
01:13:20,386 --> 01:13:22,378
don't make an ass of yourself.

1259
01:13:22,455 --> 01:13:23,455
Bloody hell.

1260
01:13:23,456 --> 01:13:24,456
Too late.

1261
01:13:24,457 --> 01:13:25,457
Bloody hell.

1262
01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:26,824
We better put some ice on that.

1263
01:13:26,893 --> 01:13:28,020
It's going to swell.

1264
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,132
I thought it was mine.

1265
01:13:37,603 --> 01:13:40,630
I must have picked up
Mrs. windemere's by mistake.

1266
01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:55,151
Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea.

1267
01:14:04,497 --> 01:14:06,489
You owe Cecil 50 quid.

1268
01:14:06,565 --> 01:14:07,999
Sorry.

1269
01:14:13,306 --> 01:14:15,138
Seems I'm the ass, windemere.

1270
01:14:15,207 --> 01:14:16,266
Not you.

1271
01:15:27,146 --> 01:15:29,809
I spent the night
on John's boat.

1272
01:15:32,651 --> 01:15:35,644
I had too much to drink.

1273
01:15:35,721 --> 01:15:38,190
Can I ask you to forgive me?

1274
01:15:40,059 --> 01:15:42,893
I did something
very stupid last night.

1275
01:15:42,962 --> 01:15:43,962
I...

1276
01:15:47,099 --> 01:15:48,727
You're not in my league.

1277
01:15:48,801 --> 01:15:50,633
I made a complete ass of myself.

1278
01:15:50,703 --> 01:15:52,729
Ruined it for poor tuppy.

1279
01:15:52,805 --> 01:15:54,933
Better now than later, I guess.

1280
01:15:55,007 --> 01:15:56,134
Tuppy?

1281
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:58,734
His engagement
to Mrs. erlynne is off.

1282
01:16:02,014 --> 01:16:04,006
What are you talking about?

1283
01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:05,415
Last night on John's yacht...

1284
01:16:05,484 --> 01:16:07,510
Mrs. erlynne
was waiting in his bedroom.

1285
01:16:09,055 --> 01:16:11,183
Look, I was drunk. I thought...

1286
01:16:11,257 --> 01:16:13,817
I saw your fan.
I thought that...

1287
01:16:13,893 --> 01:16:16,226
Oh, I didn't think. It was her.

1288
01:16:16,295 --> 01:16:18,457
She said she took it by mistake.

1289
01:16:18,531 --> 01:16:20,261
No, that's not true.

1290
01:16:20,332 --> 01:16:21,425
Oh, of course not.

1291
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:23,560
Better count the spoons.

1292
01:16:23,636 --> 01:16:25,832
You were right
not to want her here.

1293
01:16:25,905 --> 01:16:27,635
I'd have expected more
from John, though.

1294
01:16:27,706 --> 01:16:29,140
Tuppy's his friend.

1295
01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:31,109
She didn't take my fan.

1296
01:16:31,177 --> 01:16:32,509
I left it on...

1297
01:16:34,346 --> 01:16:36,338
there's a telephone call
from America.

1298
01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:40,045
It's your father, Mr. windemere.

1299
01:16:40,119 --> 01:16:41,451
Not now.

1300
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:43,455
No, no, I'll take it.

1301
01:16:43,522 --> 01:16:44,717
He'll worry.

1302
01:16:51,197 --> 01:16:52,197
I love you.

1303
01:16:52,198 --> 01:16:53,222
I love you.

1304
01:16:57,570 --> 01:16:59,630
And a woman brought this.

1305
01:16:59,705 --> 01:17:01,606
She's waiting downstairs.

1306
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:08,812
Thank you.

1307
01:17:37,877 --> 01:17:39,675
What are you doing here?

1308
01:17:40,713 --> 01:17:42,181
We had an agreement.

1309
01:17:42,248 --> 01:17:45,480
I came to return the fan.

1310
01:17:45,551 --> 01:17:47,816
How is your wife
feeling this morning?

1311
01:17:47,887 --> 01:17:50,618
You don't get within
10 feet of my wife.

1312
01:17:50,689 --> 01:17:53,818
I only asked how she was.

1313
01:17:53,893 --> 01:17:56,089
If you're here
to tell her who you are...

1314
01:17:56,162 --> 01:17:58,654
It's better coming from me.

1315
01:17:58,731 --> 01:18:01,667
It's my secret, not yours.

1316
01:18:01,734 --> 01:18:04,329
You've kept it very well.

1317
01:18:04,403 --> 01:18:07,100
20 years is a long time.

1318
01:18:08,741 --> 01:18:12,007
It doesn't seem to have
been too much of a strain.

1319
01:18:12,077 --> 01:18:15,912
You see a little girl
the right age...

1320
01:18:15,981 --> 01:18:21,181
You push the thought aside,
close the door.

1321
01:18:21,253 --> 01:18:25,054
Only at 3:00,
that in-between hour...

1322
01:18:25,124 --> 01:18:27,923
Too late to do anything,
too early for dinner...

1323
01:18:27,993 --> 01:18:32,158
Doors come flying open.

1324
01:18:32,231 --> 01:18:34,257
I don't believe you
feel anything for her.

1325
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:37,792
You... you care about yourself,
no one else.

1326
01:18:39,538 --> 01:18:41,029
Robert.

1327
01:18:41,106 --> 01:18:43,007
Robert, your father
needs to talk to you.

1328
01:18:43,075 --> 01:18:45,101
He says it's import...

1329
01:18:46,345 --> 01:18:49,008
Mrs. erlynne came
to return your fan.

1330
01:18:49,081 --> 01:18:50,845
She was just leaving.

1331
01:18:51,984 --> 01:18:52,984
No, don't leave.

1332
01:18:52,985 --> 01:18:54,419
I need to speak with you.

1333
01:18:54,486 --> 01:18:55,920
But she'll miss her plane.

1334
01:18:55,988 --> 01:18:57,581
Just a few minutes.

1335
01:19:00,559 --> 01:19:02,391
Robert, your father
is waiting on the phone.

1336
01:19:02,461 --> 01:19:03,622
He said it was important.

1337
01:19:05,931 --> 01:19:07,524
Robert?

1338
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,263
It would be a great mistake...

1339
01:19:10,336 --> 01:19:11,668
To miss your plane.

1340
01:19:23,682 --> 01:19:26,413
I came to make sure
you got home safely.

1341
01:19:26,485 --> 01:19:27,783
Oh, no, you can't leave yet.

1342
01:19:27,853 --> 01:19:29,913
You're my only witness
that nothing happened.

1343
01:19:29,989 --> 01:19:31,582
Your witness?

1344
01:19:31,657 --> 01:19:34,422
I'm gonna tell him the truth.

1345
01:19:36,262 --> 01:19:38,595
What you did is your mistake.

1346
01:19:38,664 --> 01:19:40,496
Your sack of bricks.

1347
01:19:40,566 --> 01:19:42,057
You carry it.

1348
01:19:42,134 --> 01:19:45,400
You don't confess and hand it
off to someone who loves you.

1349
01:19:45,471 --> 01:19:46,991
But everybody thinks
you were having...

1350
01:19:47,039 --> 01:19:48,837
they'll think it anyway.
It doesn't matter.

1351
01:19:48,907 --> 01:19:50,432
That's not true. It does matter.

1352
01:19:50,509 --> 01:19:51,670
It matters to tuppy.

1353
01:19:51,744 --> 01:19:53,576
I can't be responsible
for ruining that.

1354
01:19:53,646 --> 01:19:57,606
You want to spoil the one
good thing I've ever done?

1355
01:19:58,717 --> 01:20:00,686
It's only right
to tell him the truth.

1356
01:20:00,753 --> 01:20:02,745
You love each other.

1357
01:20:02,821 --> 01:20:04,983
That's your truth.

1358
01:20:05,057 --> 01:20:06,320
Why are you giving up

1359
01:20:06,392 --> 01:20:07,587
your chance at marriage
to save mine?

1360
01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:08,700
It doesn't make any sense.

1361
01:20:08,727 --> 01:20:10,662
I'll tell you the truth.

1362
01:20:10,729 --> 01:20:12,698
But first promise
you're not going...

1363
01:20:12,765 --> 01:20:14,529
To make some grand confession.

1364
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,967
Swear it on whatever
you hold sacred.

1365
01:20:23,075 --> 01:20:24,668
I swear on my mother.

1366
01:20:29,114 --> 01:20:31,106
Pardon?

1367
01:20:31,183 --> 01:20:33,015
She's my guardian angel.

1368
01:20:33,085 --> 01:20:35,782
My whole life
I've wanted to be like her.

1369
01:20:38,190 --> 01:20:41,388
I'm sure she wouldn't hold you
to such a standard.

1370
01:20:43,395 --> 01:20:45,330
She'd be so ashamed of me now.

1371
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:51,164
We all straddle
the abyss, Mrs. windemere.

1372
01:20:51,236 --> 01:20:56,539
If we never look down,
how can we know who we are?

1373
01:20:56,608 --> 01:20:59,237
A mother could never
be ashamed of a daughter...

1374
01:20:59,311 --> 01:21:00,745
Who didn't fall in.

1375
01:21:03,449 --> 01:21:06,419
I hope you're right.

1376
01:21:06,485 --> 01:21:09,455
I've never been
more certain of anything.

1377
01:21:13,459 --> 01:21:15,928
I swear then.

1378
01:21:16,962 --> 01:21:18,897
What is it you
wanted to tell me?

1379
01:21:22,134 --> 01:21:23,830
Nothing.

1380
01:21:24,903 --> 01:21:27,168
I'll miss my plane.

1381
01:21:28,807 --> 01:21:31,402
Good-bye, Mrs. windemere.

1382
01:21:31,477 --> 01:21:33,537
I hope we meet again.

1383
01:21:35,180 --> 01:21:37,206
So do I.

1384
01:21:52,197 --> 01:21:54,428
Mrs. erlynne.

1385
01:21:57,202 --> 01:21:59,194
You didn't tell her?

1386
01:21:59,271 --> 01:22:01,399
No.

1387
01:22:01,473 --> 01:22:03,305
Why not?

1388
01:22:05,177 --> 01:22:07,305
She has a mother.

1389
01:22:07,379 --> 01:22:09,848
A photograph in a locket.

1390
01:22:09,915 --> 01:22:11,383
It's a fairy tale.

1391
01:22:12,985 --> 01:22:18,424
A kind, caring mother
who loves and watches over her.

1392
01:22:18,490 --> 01:22:21,654
I'm not gonna take that away.

1393
01:22:21,727 --> 01:22:24,526
And neither should you.

1394
01:23:39,738 --> 01:23:43,004
For one night, I thought you
were in love with another woman.

1395
01:23:43,075 --> 01:23:46,170
For one minute, I thought you
were in love with another man.

1396
01:23:51,550 --> 01:23:52,813
She was right.

1397
01:23:52,885 --> 01:23:54,353
Who?

1398
01:23:54,419 --> 01:23:55,580
Mrs. erlynne.

1399
01:23:55,654 --> 01:23:57,919
She said,
"we can't shut our eyes

1400
01:23:57,990 --> 01:23:59,185
"to everything
that isn't perfect...

1401
01:23:59,258 --> 01:24:02,717
"Otherwise we might fall
into a huge abyss."

1402
01:24:02,794 --> 01:24:04,888
We almost fell.

1403
01:24:04,963 --> 01:24:06,932
She's a smart woman.

1404
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:09,928
She's a good woman.

1405
01:24:11,303 --> 01:24:12,931
Better than I thought.

1406
01:24:49,841 --> 01:24:51,639
She insisted.

1407
01:24:55,647 --> 01:24:57,275
Who?

1408
01:24:57,349 --> 01:24:58,942
Meg.

1409
01:24:59,017 --> 01:25:00,451
Something to remember her by.

1410
01:25:02,020 --> 01:25:04,785
And she explained everything.

1411
01:25:04,856 --> 01:25:06,085
Everything?

1412
01:25:06,158 --> 01:25:09,151
Oh, yes, of course.
The flat tire, the dog.

1413
01:25:09,227 --> 01:25:12,129
The Brazilian taxi driver
with a pregnant daughter...

1414
01:25:12,197 --> 01:25:13,460
Who lost her purse.

1415
01:25:13,532 --> 01:25:17,128
And the only thing
I can say in my defense is...

1416
01:25:17,202 --> 01:25:19,330
That I have no defense.

1417
01:25:19,404 --> 01:25:22,897
I jumped to conclusions
and thought the worst.

1418
01:25:24,943 --> 01:25:26,775
Where is this old crate
going to?

1419
01:25:29,214 --> 01:25:30,944
Don't know.

1420
01:25:31,016 --> 01:25:33,576
Will you marry me
when we get there?

1421
01:25:35,287 --> 01:25:38,052
A man gets the wife he deserves.

1422
01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:43,694
Well, I've been a very,
very bad man.

1423
01:26:55,634 --> 01:26:58,900
You know, John,
love's a battleground.

1424
01:26:58,970 --> 01:27:01,633
It was only a flesh wound.

1425
01:27:01,707 --> 01:27:03,903
Men advance, women resist.

1426
01:27:03,975 --> 01:27:07,912
We retreat,
and they block our escape.

1427
01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:09,413
We can't win.

1428
01:27:09,481 --> 01:27:11,916
The sexes will never
understand each other.

1429
01:27:11,983 --> 01:27:15,317
Only because they take such
pains to deceive each other.

1430
01:27:15,387 --> 01:27:17,515
Oh, hello, dumby.

1431
01:27:17,589 --> 01:27:19,649
Are you awake?

1432
01:27:19,725 --> 01:27:21,023
Am I winning?

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