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Now I know what you're thinking.
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Oh No.Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?
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Well, sometimes,
you have to get captured..
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..just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.
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Long story, basically..
I'm a bit of a hero.
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See, I spent some time on Earth.
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Fought some robots,
saved the planet a couple of times.
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Then I went searching
through the cosmos for some...
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Magic, colorful infinity Stone things.
Didn't find any.
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That's when I came across
the path of death,
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and destruction.
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Which led me all the way here
into this cage...
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..where I met you.
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How much longer do you
think we'd be here?
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Thor, son of Odin.
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Surtur! Son of a bitch.
You're still alive!
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I thought my father killed you. Like...
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...the half a million years ago.
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I cannot die.
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Not until I fulfill my destiny
and lay waste to your home.
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You know, it�s funny you
should mention that,
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because I�ve been having
these terrible dreams of late.
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Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins, and you,
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Surtur, in the center of all of them.
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Then you have seen Ragnarok.
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The fall of Asgard.
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- The great prophecy...
- Hang on! Hang on.
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I'll be back around shortly.
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I really feel like we
were connecting there.
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Okay, so, Ragnarok.
Tell me about that.
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Walk me through it.
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My time has come. When my crown is
reunited with the Eternal Flame,
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I shall be restored to my full might.
I will tower over the mountains...
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And bury my sword...
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- ...deep in Asgard.
- Hang on.
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Give it a second.
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I swear, I'm not even moving.
It's just doing this on its own.
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Ah.. everytime...
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Okay, so let me get this straight.
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You're gonna put your crown,
in to the Eternal Flame,
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and then you suddenly grow
as big as a house?
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A mountain!
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The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?
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Odin is not on Asgard.
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And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.
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Okay, so where is it?
This crown?
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This is my crown.
This source of my power.
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Oh, that's a crown?
I thought it was a big eyebrow.
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It's a crown.
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Anyway, It sounds like all I have to do
to stop Ragnarok, is...
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...rip that thing off your head?
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But Ragnarok has already begun.
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You cannot stop it.
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I am Asgard's doom.
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And so are you. All will suffer.
All will burn!
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Oh that's intense.
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You know, to be honest,
seeing you grow really big...
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...and set fire to a planet
would be quite a spectacle.
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But it looks like
I'm gonna have to choose option B,
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where I bust out of these chains...
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..knock that tiara off your head,
and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
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You can not stop Ragnarok.
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Why fight it?
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Because, that's what heroes do.
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Wait, I'm sorry. I
didn't time that right.
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And... now!
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You have made a grave
mistake, Odinson.
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I make grave mistakes all the time.
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Everything seems to work out.
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Heimdall, I know it's been a while...
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but I could really use a fast exit!
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Heimdall?
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Heimdall was an idiot.
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This job should've made him rich.
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The job ain't easy,
but it does have its benefits.
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The Bifrost gives me access to
everything the Nine Realms has to offer.
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I mean it's all mine for the taking.
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Behold...
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My stuff.
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I'm particularly fond of these.
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I pulled 'em out of a place on
Midgard called Texas.
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I even named them Des and Troy.
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You see, when you put them together...
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They destroy.
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Heimdall? Come on.
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Stay!
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Heimdall?
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I'm running short of options.
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Heimdalll?
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Skurge...
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Is that important?
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You girls are in for a treat.
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Girls!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who decided to pop in.
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Thanks for scaring away my company
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and drenching the
workplace with brains.
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Who are you?
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Don't you remember?
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I'm Skurge, we've
fought together on Vanaheim.
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Right.
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Where is Heimdall?
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That traitor? Well, no one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.
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Traitor?
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Yeah, you see, Odin charged
Heimdall with negligence of duty,
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but he disappeared before the traial.
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Hard to catch a guy who
can see everything in the Universe..
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Hold on. I'm supposed to
announce your arrival.
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Subs by iamdepressed69
Corrected and synched by Clarity.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, Brother...
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This is it.
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- I take my leave.
- You fool!
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- You didn't listen.
- I'm sorry.
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- Lady Sif, get help!
- Somebody, help!
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I'm sorry for all I've done.
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- It's all right. Hold on.
- I'm sorry.
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I tried to rule Earth.
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They'd be lucky to have you.
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I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.
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I just couldn't help myself.
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- I'm a trickster.
- Yes, so mischievious.
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Sorry about that time I turned
you into a frog.
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It was a wonderful joke.
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It was indeed hilarious.
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You are the saviour of Asgard.
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Tell my story.
Build a statue for me.
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We will build a big statue for you.
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With my helmet on. With
the big, bendy horns.
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I will tell father what
you did here today.
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I didn't do it for him.
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I didn't do it...
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for him.
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No!
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And so, Loki died of his wounds.
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Giving his life for ours.
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He fought back those disgusting elves.
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He brought peace to the realm.
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Loki, my boy...
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T'was many moons ago, when
I found you on that...
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Frostbitten battlefield.
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On that day, I did not yet
see in you, Asgard's savior.
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No. You were merely,
a little blue baby icicle
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that melted,
this old fool's heart.
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Bravo. Bravo.
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Father.
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Oh, shit.
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My son, Thor, has returned!
Greetings, my boy.
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That's an interesting play.
What's it called?
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The tragedy of Loki of Asgard.
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People wanted to commemmorate him.
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Indeed they should.
Oh, I like the statue.
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Looked better-looking than him
when he was alive.
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Though a little less weasely,
less greasy maybe.
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Do you know what this is?
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Oh, the skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon.
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Do me a favor.
Lock this away in the vault...
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so that it doesn't turn into a giant monster
and destroy the whole planet.
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Thank you, dear.
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Um, so, it's back to
Midgard for you, is it?
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Nope.
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You know I've been having
this recurring dream lately.
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Every night I'd see
Asgard falling to ruins.
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That's just a silly dream.
Signs of an overactive imagination.
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Possibly.
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But then I decided to go
out there and investigate.
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And what do I find, but the 9
Realms completely in chaos.
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Enemies of Asgard assembling.
Plotting our demise, all while you,
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Odin, the protector of those 9 Realms,
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are sitting here in your bathrobe,
eating grapes.
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Yes, well it is best to respect
our neighbor's freedom.
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Yes, of course.
The freedom to be massacred.
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Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself...
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- Watching theater?
- Well, Board meetings,
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and security council meetings...
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- You're gonna really make me do it?
- Do what?
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You know that nothing will stop
Mjolnir as it returns to my hand...
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Not even your face.
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You've gone quite mad.
You...
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You will be executed for this.
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Then I'll see you on the
other side, brother.
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All right. I yield!
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Behold!
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Thor Odinson.
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You had one job.
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Just the one!
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Where is Odin?
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You just couldn't
stay away, could you?
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Everything was fine without you.
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Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.
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- Ask them...
- Where's Father? Did you kill him?
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You had what you wanted. You had
the independence you asked for.
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I know exactly
where he is.
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I swear I left him right here.
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Right here on the sidewalk, or right
there where the building being demolished?
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- Great planning.
- How was I supposed to know?
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I can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.
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Really? Why did you
dress like one?
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- Hey!
- I can't believe you're alive.
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I saw you die.
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I mourned you,
I cried for you.
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I'm honored.
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Hi, would you mind taking
a picture with us?
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Oh, sure.
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Start figuring out where he is.
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Sorry to hear that
Jane dumped you.
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She didn't dump me, though.
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I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.
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What's this? What are you doing?
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This isn't me.
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Loki?
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Thor Odinson.
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God of Thunder.
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You can put down the umbrella.
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So Earth has wizards now?
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I prefer the term Master of the Mystic Arts.
You can leave that now.
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All right, wizard.
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Who are you and why should I care?
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My name is Dr. Stephen Strange,
and I have some questions for you.
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Take a seat.
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Tea?
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I don't drink tea.
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What do you drink?
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Not tea.
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So I keep a watchlist of
individuals and beings...
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from other realms that
may be a threat to this world.
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Your adoptive brother,
Loki, is one of those beings.
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That's a worthy inclusion...
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Why bring him here?
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We're looking for my father.
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So, if I were to tell
you where Odin was...
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...all parties concerned
would promptly return to Asgard?
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Promptly.
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Great. Then I'll help you.
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If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?
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I have to tell you that he was
adamant to not be disturbed.
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Your father said
he had chosen to remain in exile.
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And you don't have a phone.
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No, I don't have a phone, but you
could have sent an electronic letter.
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- Called an e-mail?
- Yeah. Do you have a computer?
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No. What for?
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Anyway, my father is no longer in exile,
so if you could tell me where he is,
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- I can take him home.
- Gladly. He is in Norway.
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Let's see whether this incantation requires
any Asgardian modifications...
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Nope.
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Can you stop... doing that?
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Can I... I need one
strand of your hair.
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Let me explain something. My
hair is not to be meddled with.
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We could've just walked.
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He is waiting for you.
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All right.
252
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,771
Oh, don't forget your umbrella.
253
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:05,911
Oh, yes.
254
00:18:12,516 --> 00:18:15,454
Sorry...
255
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:22,314
I suppose I need my brother back?
256
00:18:22,361 --> 00:18:23,950
Oh yeah, right.
257
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:33,047
I have been falling,
for 30 minutes!
258
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,840
You can handle him from here.
259
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,779
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much for your help.
260
00:18:37,879 --> 00:18:40,828
- Good luck.
- Handle me? Who are you?
261
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,573
- Loki...
- You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
262
00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:45,223
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...
263
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:46,555
All right. Bye-bye!
264
00:19:11,308 --> 00:19:12,932
Father.
265
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:15,453
Look at this place.
266
00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:17,029
It's beautiful.
267
00:19:22,114 --> 00:19:24,090
Father, it's us.
268
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,210
My sons.
269
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,721
I've been waiting for you.
270
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,553
I know. We've come
to take you home.
271
00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:34,661
Home? Yes.
272
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,836
Your mother. She calls me.
273
00:19:40,736 --> 00:19:42,693
Can you hear it?
274
00:19:43,797 --> 00:19:45,874
Loki, lift your magic.
275
00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:50,575
It took me quite a while to
break free from your spell.
276
00:19:50,576 --> 00:19:52,154
Frigga would've been proud.
277
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:55,482
Come sit with me, I
don't have much time.
278
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:04,925
I know we've failed you, but
we can make this right.
279
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,176
I failed you..
280
00:20:06,892 --> 00:20:08,217
It is upon us.
281
00:20:08,392 --> 00:20:09,813
Ragnarok.
282
00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:12,407
No, I've stopped Ragnarok,
I've put an end to Surtur.
283
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:16,632
No, it's already begun.
She's coming.
284
00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:21,991
My life was all that held her back,
but my time has come.
285
00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:25,810
I can not keep her
waiting any longer.
286
00:20:25,994 --> 00:20:28,118
Father.. Who are
you talking about?
287
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,287
Goddess of Death.
288
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:31,635
Hela.
289
00:20:31,935 --> 00:20:34,044
My firstborn.
290
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,684
Your sister.
291
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:40,332
And.. what?
292
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,258
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.
293
00:20:47,258 --> 00:20:50,467
Couldn't stop her so...
I imprisoned her.
294
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:55,237
Locked her away.
She draws her strength from Asgard.
295
00:20:55,344 --> 00:21:01,020
and.. when she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.
296
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,821
Whatever she is,
we can stop her together.
297
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,515
- We can face her together..
- No, we won't.
298
00:21:05,615 --> 00:21:07,391
I'm on a different path now.
299
00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:10,183
This you must face alone.
300
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,219
I love you, my sons.
301
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:17,489
Look at that.
302
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:26,207
Remember this place...
Home.
303
00:22:05,445 --> 00:22:07,377
Brother.
304
00:22:14,608 --> 00:22:17,867
This was your doing.
305
00:22:58,948 --> 00:23:00,501
So he's gone?
306
00:23:03,828 --> 00:23:07,025
That's a shame. I would've
like to have seen that.
307
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,616
You must be Hela.
308
00:23:09,703 --> 00:23:11,646
I'm Thor.
Son of Odin.
309
00:23:11,885 --> 00:23:12,937
Really?
310
00:23:13,332 --> 00:23:15,380
You don't look like him.
311
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,318
Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.
312
00:23:17,378 --> 00:23:19,479
You sound like him.
313
00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:22,281
Kneel.
314
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,276
Beg your pardon?
315
00:23:27,645 --> 00:23:29,501
Kneel.
316
00:23:32,742 --> 00:23:34,728
For your queen.
317
00:23:35,536 --> 00:23:37,287
I don't think so.
318
00:23:47,248 --> 00:23:49,378
It's not possible.
319
00:23:50,707 --> 00:23:54,812
Darling, you have no
idea what's possible.
320
00:24:14,146 --> 00:24:16,504
- Bring us back!
- No!
321
00:24:25,312 --> 00:24:26,541
Loki!
322
00:25:12,975 --> 00:25:15,007
Who are you? What have
you done with Thor?
323
00:25:19,872 --> 00:25:21,071
I'm Hela.
324
00:25:23,134 --> 00:25:24,689
I'm just a janitor.
325
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:30,354
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.
326
00:25:32,317 --> 00:25:34,650
How would you like a job?
327
00:27:43,135 --> 00:27:46,888
Are you a fighter...
...or are you food?
328
00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:49,140
I'm just passing through.
329
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:52,266
It is food!
On your knees.
330
00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:35,153
He's mine.
331
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,726
Wait.
332
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:55,883
Wait.
333
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:02,400
He's mine. So if you want him,
you go through me.
334
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,933
But we've already got him.
335
00:29:05,209 --> 00:29:08,108
All right then.
I guess I go through you.
336
00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:10,097
More food.
337
00:29:45,004 --> 00:29:46,485
Thank you.
338
00:30:20,259 --> 00:30:23,269
Scrapper 142, I need clearance
and an audience with boss.
339
00:30:23,851 --> 00:30:26,317
I've got someone special.
340
00:30:26,517 --> 00:30:29,101
Hey, where are you taking me?
341
00:30:30,054 --> 00:30:31,164
Answer me!
342
00:30:31,607 --> 00:30:36,092
Hey! I'm Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.
343
00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,928
Many apologies, your Majesty.
344
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:10,058
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.
345
00:31:16,888 --> 00:31:20,077
I am Hela. Odin's firstborn.
346
00:31:20,682 --> 00:31:22,878
Commander of the Legions of Asgard.
347
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,068
The rightful heir to the throne
and the Goddess of Death.
348
00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:32,918
My father is dead.
349
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,786
As are the princess.
You're welcome.
350
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:39,575
We were once the seat of
absolute power in the cosmos.
351
00:31:39,579 --> 00:31:44,709
Our supremacy was unchallenged.
Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms.
352
00:31:45,146 --> 00:31:49,421
Our destiny is to
rule over all others.
353
00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:53,398
And I'm here to
restore that power.
354
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:55,058
Kneel before me.
355
00:31:55,117 --> 00:31:59,156
And rise to the ranks
of my great conquest.
356
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:04,051
Whoever you are, whatever you've done.
357
00:32:04,576 --> 00:32:08,090
Surrender now, or we will show no mercy.
358
00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:12,271
Whoever I am?
Did you listen to a word I've said?
359
00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:15,173
This is your last warning.
360
00:32:16,264 --> 00:32:19,218
I thought you'd be happy to see me.
361
00:32:24,101 --> 00:32:26,009
Fine.
362
00:33:33,501 --> 00:33:36,054
Oh, I've missed this.
363
00:33:36,169 --> 00:33:37,966
Still, it's a shame.
364
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,454
Good soldiers dying for nothing.
365
00:33:40,767 --> 00:33:42,718
All because they
couldn't see the future.
366
00:33:43,205 --> 00:33:44,559
Sad.
367
00:33:46,697 --> 00:33:47,880
Still alive.
368
00:33:55,187 --> 00:33:56,360
Change of heart?
369
00:33:56,857 --> 00:33:59,833
Go back to whatever chamber
you crept out of...
370
00:34:00,258 --> 00:34:02,388
You evil demoness!
371
00:34:06,206 --> 00:34:08,345
Let's go see my palace.
372
00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:40,658
Fear not, for you are found.
373
00:34:42,653 --> 00:34:45,599
You're home and there's
no going back.
374
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:49,728
No one leaves this place.
375
00:34:49,771 --> 00:34:51,847
But what is this place?
376
00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:53,831
The answer is..
377
00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,546
Sakaar.
378
00:34:57,549 --> 00:34:59,593
Surrounded by cosmic gateways...
379
00:34:59,603 --> 00:35:02,571
Sakaar lives on the edge of
the known and unknown.
380
00:35:02,615 --> 00:35:06,609
It is the collection point for
all lost and unloved things.
381
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:07,735
Like you.
382
00:35:08,444 --> 00:35:10,690
But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.
383
00:35:10,723 --> 00:35:14,462
You are valuable, here you are loved.
384
00:35:14,465 --> 00:35:15,324
What the hell?
385
00:35:15,424 --> 00:35:18,034
And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster.
386
00:35:18,602 --> 00:35:22,777
He's the original.
The first lost, and the first found.
387
00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:27,264
The creator of Sakaar, and father
of the Contest of Champions.
388
00:35:27,306 --> 00:35:32,070
Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.
389
00:35:32,106 --> 00:35:35,077
You are the property
of the Grandmaster.
390
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:40,275
Congratulations, you will meet
the Grandmaster in 5 seconds.
391
00:35:40,283 --> 00:35:42,992
Prepare yourself.
392
00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:45,966
Prepare yourself.
393
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:50,863
You are now meeting,
the Grandmaster.
394
00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:06,569
- He's wonderful. It is a he?
- It is a he.
395
00:36:06,675 --> 00:36:09,687
Yeah, I love it
when you come to visit, 142.
396
00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:12,684
You bring me just the best stuff.
Whenever we get to talking,
397
00:36:12,956 --> 00:36:16,569
Topaz, about Scrapper 142,
what do I always say?
398
00:36:16,713 --> 00:36:20,748
- She is the, and it starts with a B.
- Trash.
399
00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:23,112
No. Not trash.
400
00:36:23,587 --> 00:36:25,113
Were you waiting to just call her that?
401
00:36:25,213 --> 00:36:28,357
- That doesnt start with a B.
- Booze hag.
402
00:36:29,963 --> 00:36:33,206
I'm sorry. No. Best.
I was thinking about best.
403
00:36:33,212 --> 00:36:34,415
'Cause I always say
you're the best.
404
00:36:34,479 --> 00:36:36,514
She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.
405
00:36:36,714 --> 00:36:40,563
- You say that everytime she's here.
- What have you brought today? Tell me.
406
00:36:40,663 --> 00:36:43,401
- A contender.
- What? I need to go closer.
407
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:46,535
I want to get a closer look at this.
Can you take us closer? Thank you.
408
00:36:59,409 --> 00:37:00,230
Pay this lady.
409
00:37:00,378 --> 00:37:04,758
Just wait a damn minute.
I'm not for sale.
410
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:12,619
Man, he's...
he's a fighter.
411
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,966
I'll take 10 million.
412
00:37:14,157 --> 00:37:17,469
- Tell her she's dreaming.
- For heaven's sakes, transfer the units.
413
00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:27,541
- You'll pay for this!
- No. I got paid for this.
414
00:37:29,527 --> 00:37:30,822
Here's what I want to know.
415
00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:38,855
- Who are you?
- I am the God of... Thunder!
416
00:37:39,055 --> 00:37:42,954
Wow.. wow...I didn't hear any
thunder, but on your fingers...
417
00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,592
Is that, like, sparkles?
418
00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:48,838
- We've located your cousin.
- Uh... Oh, good!
419
00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:50,045
Yeah, come on...
420
00:37:50,081 --> 00:37:51,439
I think ou're gonna like this.
421
00:37:51,508 --> 00:37:53,627
There he is. Hey, cuz.
422
00:37:54,321 --> 00:37:56,788
We almost couldn�t find you.
What, have you been hiding?
423
00:37:56,826 --> 00:37:58,846
Hi.
424
00:37:59,395 --> 00:38:01,378
So...
425
00:38:03,794 --> 00:38:06,898
- Sorry.
- Yeah.. Carlo...
426
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:10,839
- I pardon you.
- Oh, thank you.
427
00:38:12,322 --> 00:38:15,327
You're officially pardoned...
from life.
428
00:38:23,102 --> 00:38:25,760
Oh my God!
429
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,410
I'm stepping in it!
I'm stepping in it. Look.
430
00:38:28,545 --> 00:38:31,501
- Oh, the smell.
- Wow!
431
00:38:32,257 --> 00:38:35,397
- What does it smell like?
- Burnt toast.
432
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:39,605
What happened to my manners?
I haven't properly introduced myself.
433
00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:41,743
Come on...
Follow me.
434
00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:43,772
My name is Grandmaster.
435
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:47,876
I preside over a little harlequinade
called the Contest of Champions.
436
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,672
People come from far and wide
to unwillingly participate in it.
437
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,467
And you, my friend, might just be part
of the new cast. What do you say to that?
438
00:38:54,641 --> 00:38:58,287
We're not friends and I don't give a shit
about your games. I'm going back to Asgard.
439
00:38:58,714 --> 00:39:02,772
Ass-guard?
1, 2, 3, 4.
440
00:39:07,283 --> 00:39:09,750
At that moment...
I let go.
441
00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:13,691
Loki... Loki!
442
00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:16,099
Loki. Over here.
443
00:39:16,647 --> 00:39:17,882
Over here.
444
00:39:18,891 --> 00:39:19,989
Loki!
445
00:39:21,566 --> 00:39:22,791
What? You're alive?
446
00:39:22,863 --> 00:39:24,738
- Oh yes. Of course, I'm alive!
- What are you doing here?
447
00:39:24,757 --> 00:39:25,614
What do you mean, what I'm doing?
448
00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,675
I'm stuck in this stupid chair.
Where's your chair?
449
00:39:27,725 --> 00:39:30,074
- I didn't get a chair.
- Get me out of this one.
450
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,752
- I can't.
- Get me out!
451
00:39:31,762 --> 00:39:33,721
I�ve made friends with this man.
He�s called the Grandmaster.
452
00:39:33,821 --> 00:39:36,851
See, I�ve gained his favor..
The Bi- Frost brought me out here weeks ago.
453
00:39:37,051 --> 00:39:37,943
- Weeks ago?
- Yes.
454
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,197
- But I just got here.
- What are you wispering about?
455
00:39:41,175 --> 00:39:43,665
Time works real different
around these parts..
456
00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:48,263
On any other world, I'd be like, millions
of years old. But here on Sakaar...
457
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,753
In any case...
458
00:39:54,797 --> 00:39:57,223
You know this...
459
00:39:57,296 --> 00:40:00,435
- Lord of Thunder..?
- God of Thunder. Tell him.
460
00:40:00,642 --> 00:40:02,322
I've never met this
man in my life.
461
00:40:02,461 --> 00:40:03,999
- He's my brother!
- Adopted.
462
00:40:04,015 --> 00:40:06,990
- Is he any kind of a fighter?
- You take this thing off my neck.
463
00:40:07,090 --> 00:40:08,157
- I'll show you.
- Listen to that...
464
00:40:08,257 --> 00:40:11,259
He's threatening me.
Hey, Sparkles! Here's the deal.
465
00:40:11,437 --> 00:40:13,898
You wanna get back to
Ass-place,Ass-berg..
466
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:14,850
Asgard..
467
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,973
Any contender who
defeats my champion...
468
00:40:18,329 --> 00:40:20,711
- Their freedom they shall win.
- Fine!
469
00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:23,594
Then point me in the direction
of whoever's ass I have to kick.
470
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:28,583
That's what I call contender! The
direction would be this way, Lord.
471
00:40:29,483 --> 00:40:30,879
Loki!
472
00:40:35,653 --> 00:40:39,161
Hey! Hey! Hey,
take it easy man.
473
00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:42,169
Over here. Pile of
rocks waving at you.
474
00:40:43,069 --> 00:40:46,402
Naw, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being.
Allow me to introduce myself...
475
00:40:46,497 --> 00:40:48,743
My name is Korg. I'm kind of
like the leader in here...
476
00:40:48,932 --> 00:40:52,262
I'm made of rocks, as you can see,
but don't let that intimidate you.
477
00:40:52,581 --> 00:40:55,037
You don't need to be afraid
unless you're made of scissors.
478
00:40:55,616 --> 00:40:57,669
Just a little rock, paper, scissor
joke for you.
479
00:40:58,110 --> 00:41:00,903
This is my very good friend over here Miek.
480
00:41:01,103 --> 00:41:03,211
He's an insect and has
knives for hands.
481
00:41:04,241 --> 00:41:06,821
- You're a Kronnan, aren't you?
- That I am.
482
00:41:06,913 --> 00:41:08,407
How'd you end up in here?
483
00:41:08,859 --> 00:41:12,320
Well, I tried to start a revolution but
didn't print enough pamphlets, so...
484
00:41:12,502 --> 00:41:15,911
Hardly anyone turned up. Except for
my mum and her boyfriend who I hate.
485
00:41:15,912 --> 00:41:19,571
As punishment, I was forced to
be in here and become a gladiator.
486
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:22,176
Bit of a promotional disaster,
that one.. but
487
00:41:22,228 --> 00:41:24,484
I'm actually organizing another revolution.
488
00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,635
I don�t know if you�d be
interested in something like that.
489
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,115
Do you reckon you'd be interested?
490
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,341
How did you...
491
00:41:32,374 --> 00:41:34,546
Yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle.
492
00:41:35,036 --> 00:41:37,956
But not a real circle.
More like a freaky circle.
493
00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:41,321
- This doesn't make any sense.
- No, nothing makes sense here man.
494
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,854
The only thing that does make
sense, is that nothing makes sense.
495
00:41:44,132 --> 00:41:46,593
Has anyone here fought the
Grandmaster's champion?
496
00:41:46,693 --> 00:41:47,615
Doug has.
497
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,111
Doug! Oh, no. Doug's dead.
That's right...
498
00:41:51,114 --> 00:41:54,065
Everyone who fights the
Grandmaster's champion perishes.
499
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,042
What about you?
You're made of rocks.
500
00:41:56,053 --> 00:41:58,937
Perishable rock, eh.
501
00:41:58,988 --> 00:42:02,781
Yeah, no. I just do the smaller fights.
Warm up the crowd and what not.
502
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:05,292
- Wait, you're not gonna face him, are you?
- Yes, I am.
503
00:42:06,217 --> 00:42:10,091
I'm gonna fight him, win.
Then get the hell out of this place.
504
00:42:10,163 --> 00:42:13,845
That's exactly what Doug used to say.
See you later, New Doug.
505
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,823
Does no one remember me?
506
00:42:25,970 --> 00:42:28,414
Has no one been
taught of history?
507
00:42:34,223 --> 00:42:36,005
Look at these lies.
508
00:42:36,392 --> 00:42:38,636
Goblets and garden parties?
509
00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:42,045
Peace treaties?
510
00:42:42,746 --> 00:42:45,616
Odin. Proud to have it...
511
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:47,689
ashamed of how he got it!
512
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,349
We were unstoppable.
513
00:43:08,549 --> 00:43:12,888
I was his weapon in the conquest
that built Asgard's empire.
514
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,423
One by one, the
Realms became ours.
515
00:43:19,779 --> 00:43:22,424
But then, simply
because my ambition
516
00:43:22,624 --> 00:43:25,574
outgrew his... He banished me.
517
00:43:25,674 --> 00:43:28,520
Caged me. Locked me
away like an animal.
518
00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:31,933
Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored.
519
00:43:31,989 --> 00:43:35,256
Their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.
520
00:43:46,815 --> 00:43:49,723
- Odin's treasures.
- Fake!
521
00:43:50,575 --> 00:43:53,218
Most of the stuff
in here is fake.
522
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,517
Weak.
523
00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:58,892
Smaller than I thought it'd be.
524
00:44:00,332 --> 00:44:02,078
That's not bad.
525
00:44:02,278 --> 00:44:03,810
But this...
526
00:44:03,835 --> 00:44:06,900
The Eternal Flame.
527
00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:37,004
Want to see what true
power really looks like?
528
00:45:05,256 --> 00:45:08,290
Fenris, my darling. What
have they done to you?
529
00:45:10,657 --> 00:45:15,125
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn!
530
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:31,847
I've missed you.
531
00:45:32,953 --> 00:45:34,710
I've missed you all.
532
00:45:37,590 --> 00:45:41,988
Odin, I bid you take your place in
the halls of Valhalla...
533
00:45:42,494 --> 00:45:44,476
Where the brave shall live forever.
534
00:45:46,238 --> 00:45:51,684
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice.
For those that have died the glorious death.
535
00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:02,435
Hurts, doesn't it?
Being lied to.
536
00:46:03,056 --> 00:46:06,661
Being told you're one thing,
and learning it's all a fiction.
537
00:46:11,259 --> 00:46:13,144
I mean, you didn't think
I'd really come and see you,
538
00:46:13,197 --> 00:46:14,929
...did you?
This place is disgusting.
539
00:46:18,048 --> 00:46:19,715
Does this mean you
don't want my help?
540
00:46:19,759 --> 00:46:22,211
Look, I couldn't jeopardize
my position with the Grandmaster.
541
00:46:22,298 --> 00:46:23,711
It took me time to win his trust.
542
00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:25,419
He's a lunatic, but he
can be an awful one.
543
00:46:25,446 --> 00:46:27,559
What I'm telling you
is, you can join me
544
00:46:27,606 --> 00:46:28,705
at the Grandmaster's side.
545
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:33,409
Perhaps in time, an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...
546
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,079
you and me..
547
00:46:39,568 --> 00:46:41,802
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?
548
00:46:44,631 --> 00:46:48,560
Our sister, destroyed your
hammer like a piece of glass.
549
00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,847
She's stronger than both of us.
550
00:46:50,873 --> 00:46:52,489
She's stronger than you.
You don't stand a chance.
551
00:46:52,654 --> 00:46:54,364
Do you understand what I'm saying here?
552
00:46:59,649 --> 00:47:00,726
Fine.
553
00:47:03,325 --> 00:47:08,328
I guess I'll have to go it alone.
Like I've always done.
554
00:47:10,611 --> 00:47:12,292
Would you say something?
555
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:15,803
Say something!
556
00:47:17,207 --> 00:47:19,978
What would you like me to say?
557
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,067
You faked your own death.
558
00:47:22,281 --> 00:47:26,559
You stole the throne, stripped Odin of
his power, stranding him on Earth... to die.
559
00:47:26,652 --> 00:47:29,113
Releasing the Goddess of Death.
Have I said enough?
560
00:47:29,169 --> 00:47:32,056
Would you like me to go back
further than the past 2 days?
561
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:37,442
You know, I haven�t seen this
Beloved Champion he talks of,
562
00:47:37,642 --> 00:47:39,598
But I've heard he's astonishingly savage.
563
00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:45,334
I've placed a large wager against
you tomorrow. Don't let me down.
564
00:47:49,139 --> 00:47:51,110
Piss off, ghost!
565
00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,984
He's freaking gone.
566
00:48:03,063 --> 00:48:04,059
Oh, yuck!
567
00:48:04,068 --> 00:48:06,729
There�s still someone�s hair
and blood all over this.
568
00:48:06,754 --> 00:48:11,100
Guys, can you clean up the weapons once
you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs!
569
00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:12,942
Oh, Thor..
570
00:48:13,295 --> 00:48:15,064
Want to use a big wooden fork?
571
00:48:15,995 --> 00:48:17,984
- No.
- Yeah, not really useful.
572
00:48:18,010 --> 00:48:21,629
Unless you were fighting off 3
vampires that were huddled together.
573
00:48:22,256 --> 00:48:23,815
No, I really wish
I had my hammer.
574
00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:25,785
- Hammer?
- Quite unique.
575
00:48:25,810 --> 00:48:29,606
It's made from this special metal
from the heart of a dying star.
576
00:48:29,631 --> 00:48:32,899
And when I spun it really fast,
it gave me the ability to fly.
577
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:35,714
- You rode a hammer?
- No. I didn't ride the hammer.
578
00:48:35,827 --> 00:48:39,800
- The hammer rode you on your back?
- No, I spin it really fast.
579
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:42,059
- And it would pulled me off..
- Oh, my god.
580
00:48:42,092 --> 00:48:44,731
- The hammer pulled you off?
- The ground! Pulled me off the ground.
581
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:46,387
Up into the air.
And I would fly.
582
00:48:46,587 --> 00:48:49,016
Everytime I threw it,
it would always..
583
00:48:49,055 --> 00:48:49,858
..come back to me.
584
00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:52,891
Sounds like you had a pretty special &
intimate relationship with this hammer,
585
00:48:52,946 --> 00:48:56,023
losing it was almost comparable to
losing a loved one.
586
00:48:56,598 --> 00:48:58,721
That's a nice way of putting it.
587
00:49:00,861 --> 00:49:02,536
I said they're mine.
588
00:49:02,736 --> 00:49:05,657
See her, the one that who put me in here.
589
00:49:05,914 --> 00:49:09,587
Oh, yeah, Scrapper 142. Watch
out with those Asgardians, man.
590
00:49:09,612 --> 00:49:11,456
They are hard to push.
591
00:49:11,856 --> 00:49:13,414
Asgardian?
592
00:49:14,653 --> 00:49:17,106
Hey... Hey!
593
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,843
Hey.
594
00:49:19,195 --> 00:49:22,516
Do not zap me with that thing!
I just want to talk.
595
00:49:23,431 --> 00:49:25,143
Asgard is in danger.
596
00:49:29,242 --> 00:49:31,060
My god, you are a Valkyrie.
597
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:34,246
You know I used to wanna be a
Valkyrie when I was younger.
598
00:49:34,446 --> 00:49:36,354
Until I found out you were all women.
599
00:49:36,577 --> 00:49:37,906
There's nothing wrong with women,
of course.
600
00:49:38,106 --> 00:49:39,259
I love women.
601
00:49:39,414 --> 00:49:40,577
Sometimes a little too much.
602
00:49:40,758 --> 00:49:44,034
Not in a creepy way,
just more of a respectful appreciation.
603
00:49:44,234 --> 00:49:46,696
I think it's great
that there's an elite force of..
604
00:49:46,894 --> 00:49:49,856
...women warriors.
It�s about time.
605
00:49:51,724 --> 00:49:53,932
- Are you done?
- Lord of Thunder! You're up!
606
00:49:54,076 --> 00:49:55,850
- Please help me. I need your help.
- Bye.
607
00:49:56,502 --> 00:49:58,346
Fine then you must be a
traitor or a coward because..
608
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,351
...the Valkyrie are sworn
to protect the throne.
609
00:50:01,753 --> 00:50:03,394
Listen closely, Your Majesty.
610
00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:07,363
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
611
00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:11,530
Bring him in for processing!
612
00:50:12,132 --> 00:50:14,662
And no one escapes this place.
613
00:50:14,687 --> 00:50:16,741
So you're gonna die anyway.
614
00:50:27,963 --> 00:50:32,269
Now don't you move. My hands
aren't as steady as they used to be.
615
00:50:32,383 --> 00:50:38,351
By Odin's beard you shall not cut my hair,
lest you feel the wrath of the Mighty Thor!
616
00:50:42,988 --> 00:50:44,818
Please kind
sir, don't cut my hair.
617
00:50:46,093 --> 00:50:49,310
Please... No!
No!
618
00:51:01,265 --> 00:51:03,181
Wow, look at all of you!
619
00:51:03,754 --> 00:51:06,554
What a show! What a night!
Who's having fun?
620
00:51:07,878 --> 00:51:09,641
Please. I'm your host.
621
00:51:09,968 --> 00:51:13,230
Big round of applause for
all of our undercard competitors..
622
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:17,042
...who died so gruesomely. Good sports.
623
00:51:17,497 --> 00:51:19,404
What a show! What a night!
624
00:51:20,111 --> 00:51:23,331
This is what you've come for,
and so have I.
625
00:51:29,523 --> 00:51:34,657
And now, without further ado,
it's main event time.
626
00:51:36,792 --> 00:51:38,562
Making his first appearance...
627
00:51:45,262 --> 00:51:49,885
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you... Lord of Thunder.
628
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,559
Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparkles.
629
00:52:15,659 --> 00:52:19,167
Ok... this is it.
Let's get ready to welcome this guy...
630
00:52:19,267 --> 00:52:20,634
Here he comes...
631
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:33,000
He is a creature...
what can you say about him?
632
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,881
Well, he's unique. There's none like him.
I feel a special connection with him.
633
00:52:39,337 --> 00:52:41,379
He is undefeated...
634
00:52:41,981 --> 00:52:44,259
He's the reigning...
635
00:52:45,416 --> 00:52:47,695
He's the defending...
636
00:52:48,404 --> 00:52:52,483
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...
637
00:52:55,713 --> 00:53:01,522
Your, Incredible...
638
00:53:01,722 --> 00:53:05,123
Hulk... Hulk.
639
00:53:05,567 --> 00:53:07,391
Yes!
640
00:53:10,836 --> 00:53:12,949
I have to get off this planet.
641
00:53:13,374 --> 00:53:16,021
Hey! Hey! Where are you going?
642
00:53:23,532 --> 00:53:26,838
Hey! Hey! We know each other!
643
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:29,874
He's a friend from work!
644
00:53:38,442 --> 00:53:41,318
Where have you been?
Everybody thought you were dead.
645
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:46,022
So much has happened since
I last saw you. I lost my hammer.
646
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:49,356
Like yesterday, so that's
still pretty fresh.
647
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:55,161
Loki... Loki's alive. Can you believe it?
He's up there. Loki! Look who it is!
648
00:53:57,593 --> 00:54:00,621
Oh, Banner, I'd never thought
I'd say this, but I...
649
00:54:00,721 --> 00:54:02,807
I'm happy to see you.
650
00:54:11,116 --> 00:54:13,996
Banner! Hey, Banner!
651
00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:16,738
No Banner! Only Hulk!
652
00:54:17,167 --> 00:54:18,061
What are you doing?
653
00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:19,139
It's me...
654
00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:20,743
Thor!
655
00:54:40,608 --> 00:54:43,778
Banner, we're friends. This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you.
656
00:55:11,815 --> 00:55:12,773
What?
657
00:55:23,430 --> 00:55:24,677
Hey, big guy.
658
00:55:26,678 --> 00:55:28,483
The sun's getting real low...
659
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:41,928
That's it. Sun's going down.
660
00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:48,333
I don't want to hurt you anymore.
No one will.
661
00:56:00,439 --> 00:56:03,182
Yes! That's how it feels!
662
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,780
I'm just a huge fan
of this sport.
663
00:56:13,887 --> 00:56:15,872
All right... Screw it.
664
00:56:27,357 --> 00:56:29,935
I know you're in there, Banner.
I'll get you out.
665
00:56:39,305 --> 00:56:40,356
What's the matter with you?
666
00:56:40,396 --> 00:56:42,744
You're embarassing me.
I told them we were friends!
667
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:23,011
Thunder! Thunder!
668
00:58:24,551 --> 00:58:27,685
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
669
00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:57,158
Another day, another Doug.
670
00:59:06,434 --> 00:59:08,456
What is that noise?
671
00:59:08,648 --> 00:59:11,790
The common folk aren't
exactly falling in line.
672
00:59:12,219 --> 00:59:15,008
There's a resistance trying to
knock down the front gates.
673
00:59:20,818 --> 00:59:22,880
Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
674
00:59:23,154 --> 00:59:25,944
Well, mi dad was a stonemason,
mi mum was a...
675
00:59:26,405 --> 00:59:31,099
Yeah, I'll just stop you there. What I
meant was, what's your ambition?
676
00:59:32,630 --> 00:59:36,065
I just want a chance
to prove myself.
677
00:59:36,603 --> 00:59:43,002
Recognition. When I was young, every
great king had an executioner.
678
00:59:43,306 --> 00:59:48,028
Not just to execute people, but
also to execute their vision.
679
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:54,318
But mainly, to execute people.
Still, it was a great honor.
680
00:59:56,001 --> 00:59:58,853
I was Odin's executioner.
681
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:04,799
And you...
shall be my executioner.
682
01:00:09,604 --> 01:00:11,647
Let's begin our conquest.
683
01:00:23,046 --> 01:00:24,798
Skurge, where's the sword?
684
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,572
The sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.
685
01:00:34,061 --> 01:00:37,158
Those people you mentioned, the
ones who aren't falling in line.
686
01:00:38,164 --> 01:00:39,667
Round them up.
687
01:01:03,658 --> 01:01:05,301
Excuse me.
688
01:01:16,797 --> 01:01:20,234
Sorry about that,
these bloody things are everywhere.
689
01:01:20,628 --> 01:01:21,848
Come on.
690
01:01:56,643 --> 01:01:58,756
You will be safe here.
691
01:03:07,970 --> 01:03:09,266
Are we cool?
692
01:03:12,683 --> 01:03:14,408
Hulk in a hot tub.
693
01:03:15,645 --> 01:03:19,171
- So how long have you been like that?
- Like what?
694
01:03:19,349 --> 01:03:22,811
Like this. Big, green, stupid.
695
01:03:23,721 --> 01:03:25,904
Hulk always Hulk.
696
01:03:30,575 --> 01:03:32,102
How did you get here?
697
01:03:33,071 --> 01:03:35,517
- Winning.
- You mean cheating?
698
01:03:35,617 --> 01:03:38,083
Do they wear one of these?
When you won?
699
01:03:38,108 --> 01:03:40,737
How did you arrive here?
700
01:03:42,668 --> 01:03:46,849
- Quinjet.
- Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
701
01:03:51,066 --> 01:03:55,507
Ah, that's naked.
That's very naked.
702
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:00,736
That's in my brain now.
703
01:04:11,337 --> 01:04:15,186
Yes, I'm getting us out of here.
It's terrible.
704
01:04:16,347 --> 01:04:17,952
You'll love Asgard.
705
01:04:18,365 --> 01:04:21,593
- It's big, it's golden, shiny.
- Hulk stay.
706
01:04:22,569 --> 01:04:25,307
No. My people need me
to get back to Asgard.
707
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:29,334
- We must prevent Ragnarok.
- Ragnarok?
708
01:04:29,510 --> 01:04:34,220
Prophesied death of my homeworld.
The end of days. End of everything.
709
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:36,906
If you help me to
get back to Asgard,
710
01:04:37,067 --> 01:04:40,685
- I can help you get back to earth.
- Earth hate Hulk.
711
01:04:40,739 --> 01:04:44,425
Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You're
one of the Avengers, one of the team.
712
01:04:44,486 --> 01:04:47,284
One of our friend. That's what friends do,
they support each other.
713
01:04:47,515 --> 01:04:51,137
- You're Banner's friend.
- I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.
714
01:04:51,411 --> 01:04:53,440
- Banner's friend.
- I don't even like Banner.
715
01:04:54,132 --> 01:04:56,307
I mean, the numbers,
and science and stuff.
716
01:04:56,833 --> 01:05:00,110
- Thor go, Hulk stay.
- Fine.
717
01:05:00,349 --> 01:05:04,515
Stay here. Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.
718
01:05:04,546 --> 01:05:09,325
The red and the white?
Just pick a color. Ridiculous.
719
01:05:09,379 --> 01:05:12,032
- Smash you.
- You didn't smash anything.
720
01:05:12,078 --> 01:05:13,884
- I won that fight.
- I smash you.
721
01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:16,128
- Yeah. Sure. Sure.
- Baby arms.
722
01:05:16,159 --> 01:05:17,970
- What?
- Baby!
723
01:05:18,152 --> 01:05:20,182
Moron, you big child.
724
01:05:20,282 --> 01:05:22,044
Thor go.
I am going.
725
01:05:27,127 --> 01:05:30,069
Thor go again.
726
01:05:33,144 --> 01:05:34,621
Thor home.
727
01:05:44,695 --> 01:05:47,861
- Hulk trains.
- That's great. Have fun.
728
01:05:48,050 --> 01:05:50,185
- Hey, big guy.
- Hey, little girl.
729
01:05:50,285 --> 01:05:52,238
- What you are up to?
- Winning.
730
01:06:03,267 --> 01:06:06,218
Heimdall, I know you can see me.
731
01:06:07,781 --> 01:06:10,588
I need you to help me.
732
01:06:11,812 --> 01:06:13,749
Help me see.
733
01:06:23,293 --> 01:06:25,573
I see you, but you're far away.
734
01:06:26,768 --> 01:06:29,147
- What's going on here?
- Come see for yourself.
735
01:06:31,976 --> 01:06:35,104
I�m providing refuge in a
stronghold build by our ancestors.
736
01:06:35,304 --> 01:06:38,769
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape will is Bi-Frost.
737
01:06:38,969 --> 01:06:40,534
You're talking about
evacuating Asgard?
738
01:06:43,858 --> 01:06:46,134
We won't last long if we stay.
739
01:06:46,334 --> 01:06:49,810
She draws her power from Asgard and
grows stronger every day. Come on!
740
01:06:54,614 --> 01:06:59,126
Hela is ravenous. If I let her live, she'll
consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos.
741
01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:01,167
- We need you.
- I'm working on it..
742
01:07:01,248 --> 01:07:02,566
...I don't even know
where the hell I am.
743
01:07:02,766 --> 01:07:05,305
You're on a planet surrounded by doorways.
Go through one.
744
01:07:05,505 --> 01:07:07,268
- Which one?
- The big one.
745
01:07:36,407 --> 01:07:39,524
- Thor sad.
- Shut up.
746
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:42,917
Thor sad!
747
01:07:43,761 --> 01:07:45,857
I'm not sad you idiot.
748
01:07:46,079 --> 01:07:48,861
I'm pissed off.
749
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:51,888
...angry. I lost my father.
750
01:07:52,729 --> 01:07:54,729
I lost my hammer.
751
01:07:54,929 --> 01:07:58,509
- Whine. Whine.
- You're not even listening!
752
01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:04,098
- Stop kick stuff!
- You're being a really bad friend!
753
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,958
- You bad friend.
- Do you know what we call you?
754
01:08:06,328 --> 01:08:10,370
- We call you the stupid Avenger.
- You tiny Avenger!
755
01:08:13,134 --> 01:08:15,103
- What are you, crazy?
- Yes.
756
01:08:15,190 --> 01:08:18,453
You know what?
Earth does hate you.
757
01:08:42,821 --> 01:08:45,899
Sorry... I said those things.
758
01:08:46,329 --> 01:08:50,096
You are not the stupid Avenger,
nobody calls you that.
759
01:08:50,566 --> 01:08:52,244
It's okay.
760
01:08:52,459 --> 01:08:54,289
You just can't go around throwing
shields at people.
761
01:08:54,389 --> 01:08:55,317
You could've killed me.
762
01:08:55,417 --> 01:08:59,986
I know. I just get so angry
all the time. Hulk always... angry.
763
01:09:01,048 --> 01:09:04,777
We're the same. You and I, we're
just a couple of hot-headed fools.
764
01:09:04,830 --> 01:09:08,606
Yes, same. Hulk like fire.
Thor like water.
765
01:09:10,161 --> 01:09:13,341
- We're kinda both like fire.
- But Hulk like real fire.
766
01:09:14,590 --> 01:09:19,432
Hulk like raging fire.
Thor like smoldering fire.
767
01:09:21,670 --> 01:09:23,658
Hulk, I need you to
do something for me.
768
01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:32,044
Hey, little girl.
769
01:09:39,205 --> 01:09:41,278
What's going on?
What are you...
770
01:09:50,404 --> 01:09:52,393
You're so thickheaded
that you can't tell when...
771
01:09:52,548 --> 01:09:55,197
...someone hiding all the way across the
universe wants to be left alone.
772
01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,968
- We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.
773
01:09:58,428 --> 01:10:00,410
- I need her to stay here.
- Done.
774
01:10:04,206 --> 01:10:08,954
- Stay. Please?
- Please.
775
01:10:10,577 --> 01:10:12,109
All right.
776
01:10:13,704 --> 01:10:14,860
Here's the deal.
777
01:10:15,838 --> 01:10:17,891
I'll listen to you...
778
01:10:18,468 --> 01:10:21,298
...until this is empty.
779
01:10:21,498 --> 01:10:26,554
Asgard is in danger. People are dying, we
need to get back there. I need your help.
780
01:10:27,268 --> 01:10:29,391
Finished. Bye.
781
01:10:31,114 --> 01:10:32,377
Odin is dead.
782
01:10:35,262 --> 01:10:38,697
Hela, the goddess of death,
has invaded Asgard.
783
01:10:38,698 --> 01:10:42,929
- If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost.
- I'm going to stop her.
784
01:10:43,866 --> 01:10:46,471
- Alone?
- Nope. I'm putting together a team.
785
01:10:46,591 --> 01:10:51,899
- It's me, you, and the big guy.
- No, no team! Only Hulk.
786
01:10:51,961 --> 01:10:55,177
- It's me and you.
- I think it's only you.
787
01:10:56,208 --> 01:11:00,332
The Valkyrie are a legend. Elite warriors
of Asgard, sworn to defend the throne.
788
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,499
I'm not getting dragged into another
one of Odin's family squabbles.
789
01:11:03,599 --> 01:11:05,303
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.
790
01:11:05,503 --> 01:11:07,194
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.
791
01:11:07,374 --> 01:11:08,880
But it grew beyond Odin's control,
792
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:11,690
she massacred everyone in the palace
and try to seize the throne.
793
01:11:11,994 --> 01:11:15,611
When she tried to escape her banishment,
he sent the Valkyrie to fight her back.
794
01:11:17,654 --> 01:11:19,229
I only survived because...
795
01:11:21,301 --> 01:11:24,315
Look, I've already faced her once
back when I believed in the throne.
796
01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:28,067
And it cost me everything.
That's what's wrong with Asgard.
797
01:11:28,167 --> 01:11:30,561
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.
798
01:11:30,629 --> 01:11:31,783
I agree.
799
01:11:32,832 --> 01:11:36,294
- Don't get familiar.
- I agree.
800
01:11:36,578 --> 01:11:38,014
That's why I turned down the throne.
801
01:11:38,148 --> 01:11:40,962
This isn't about the crown.
This is about the people.
802
01:11:41,036 --> 01:11:43,514
And they're dying, and
they're your people, too.
803
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,863
Forget it.
804
01:11:45,585 --> 01:11:48,564
- I have.
- Okay. Good.
805
01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:53,120
- Thank you.. for this.
- For what?
806
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:56,538
You didn't see that,
did you?
807
01:11:58,326 --> 01:12:02,170
Oh that's better.
808
01:12:02,472 --> 01:12:07,539
Go ahead. Stay here and
enslave people for that lunatic.
809
01:12:07,844 --> 01:12:09,383
Keep drinking.
Keep hiding.
810
01:12:09,565 --> 01:12:10,671
But Me,
811
01:12:12,908 --> 01:12:16,150
I choose to run towards my problem,
and not away from them.
812
01:12:17,358 --> 01:12:19,382
That's what...
813
01:12:23,430 --> 01:12:26,464
Because that's what heroes do.
814
01:12:36,793 --> 01:12:38,640
Friend, stay!
815
01:12:50,147 --> 01:12:51,799
Yes!
816
01:13:11,001 --> 01:13:12,267
Come on..
817
01:13:14,730 --> 01:13:17,393
Welcome. Voice activation required.
818
01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:20,053
- Thor.
- Access denied.
819
01:13:21,612 --> 01:13:24,217
- Thor, son of Odin.
- Access denied.
820
01:13:24,345 --> 01:13:26,705
- God of Thunder.
- Access denied.
821
01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:29,579
- Strongest Avenger.
- Access denied.
822
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,816
- Strongest Avenger!
- Access denied.
823
01:13:33,961 --> 01:13:36,873
Damn you, Stark.
Point Break.
824
01:13:37,197 --> 01:13:39,323
Welcome, Point Break.
825
01:13:41,746 --> 01:13:44,860
- Friend, stay!
- No, no. Don't!
826
01:13:45,305 --> 01:13:48,409
- Stay!
- No, stop breaking everything.
827
01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:54,684
Nice work, big guy.
828
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,075
We don't know where Ultron's headed
but you're going high very fast, so...
829
01:13:58,168 --> 01:14:00,431
I need you to turn this bird around, ok?
830
01:14:01,259 --> 01:14:03,355
We can't track you
in stealth mode, so,
831
01:14:03,742 --> 01:14:05,518
I need you to
help me out, okay?
832
01:14:09,673 --> 01:14:11,698
I need you...
833
01:14:36,341 --> 01:14:39,631
- What's this?
- Banner?
834
01:14:43,046 --> 01:14:45,522
Are you all right?
Banner?
835
01:14:46,813 --> 01:14:50,568
The sun's going down.
That's it. Breathe.
836
01:14:51,870 --> 01:14:55,940
- I won't hurt you. Sun's going down.
- Thor...
837
01:14:57,039 --> 01:15:00,392
- What happened to your hair?
- Some creepy old man cut it off.
838
01:15:00,492 --> 01:15:02,880
- It looks good. Where are we?
- Oh thanks.
839
01:15:03,411 --> 01:15:06,648
- How's Nat?
- Uh, Nat is good.
840
01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,714
- And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?
841
01:15:09,941 --> 01:15:12,037
- The city, Sokovia, did we save it?
- Banner, listen...
842
01:15:12,114 --> 01:15:14,723
- What?
- Sokovia, Ultron, that was 2 years ago.
843
01:15:14,751 --> 01:15:17,812
What are you saying?
844
01:15:18,486 --> 01:15:21,998
- I've been Hulk for 2 years?
- I'm afraid so.
845
01:15:27,593 --> 01:15:30,627
What the hell happened?
846
01:15:32,050 --> 01:15:34,183
Banner, there's something
you should know.
847
01:15:36,397 --> 01:15:38,380
- Voice activation required.
- Banner.
848
01:15:38,825 --> 01:15:41,480
- Welcome, Strongest Avenger.
- Uh, what?
849
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:44,793
Ship's log.
850
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:57,048
- Thor, where are we?
- Yeah, about that...
851
01:15:57,213 --> 01:15:58,910
Hear ye. Attention, please.
852
01:15:59,004 --> 01:16:02,963
I have some bad news. My beloved
exalted champion has turned up missing.
853
01:16:03,174 --> 01:16:05,599
Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.
854
01:16:05,908 --> 01:16:07,786
- Who's that?
- He kind of runs the place.
855
01:16:08,755 --> 01:16:10,680
You actually lived in
his house for a while.
856
01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:11,493
- I did?
- Yeah.
857
01:16:11,693 --> 01:16:14,728
Quite a lot has happened.
You and I had a fight recently.
858
01:16:14,828 --> 01:16:16,552
- Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.
859
01:16:16,652 --> 01:16:18,775
- Doesn't sound right.
- Well, it's true.
860
01:16:18,776 --> 01:16:23,426
It seems that that criminally seductive
Lord of Thunder has stolen him away.
861
01:16:23,636 --> 01:16:26,872
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.
862
01:16:29,908 --> 01:16:33,055
This is bad. This is really, really bad.
863
01:16:35,980 --> 01:16:38,004
Thor.
864
01:16:38,113 --> 01:16:41,801
- I think I'm freaking out.
- No, don't freak out.
865
01:16:41,862 --> 01:16:45,493
- You're okay. Put these on.
- These are Tony's clothes. Is he here?
866
01:16:45,608 --> 01:16:48,807
No, he's not here. But listen, just stay
calm, okay? The sun's going down.
867
01:16:48,856 --> 01:16:52,180
The sun's getting really low.
The sun's going down.
868
01:16:58,652 --> 01:17:00,683
I'm upset.
869
01:17:03,612 --> 01:17:07,198
I'm very upset. Do you know
what I like about being upset?
870
01:17:07,258 --> 01:17:11,454
Blame. And right now that's the mindset
that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?
871
01:17:11,518 --> 01:17:14,742
- Grandmaster, I..
- Hey, don't interrupt me.
872
01:17:16,242 --> 01:17:18,339
Why are you handing
me the melt stick?
873
01:17:18,490 --> 01:17:21,287
He was interrupting.
That's not a capital violation.
874
01:17:22,132 --> 01:17:25,522
Where was I? My precious
champion has gone missing.
875
01:17:25,675 --> 01:17:27,793
And it's all because of
that Lord of Thunder.
876
01:17:28,508 --> 01:17:30,316
It's all because of him,
your brother.
877
01:17:30,534 --> 01:17:34,748
Whatever the story is. Adopted
or complicated. I'm sure there's a history.
878
01:17:34,783 --> 01:17:36,214
And your contender.
879
01:17:36,816 --> 01:17:39,598
My dear friend, if you were to
give me 12 hours,
880
01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:41,243
I can bring them both back to you alive.
881
01:17:41,443 --> 01:17:42,591
I could do it in 2.
882
01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:45,841
- I could do it in one.
- Let's stop there.
883
01:17:46,324 --> 01:17:49,506
You know what, I woke up this morning
thinking about public execution.
884
01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,611
But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...
885
01:17:56,241 --> 01:17:59,279
Well you're on the clock.
886
01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,490
- What have you done?
- I don't answer to you, Lackey.
887
01:18:02,618 --> 01:18:05,912
It's Loki, and you will
answer to the Grandmaster.
888
01:18:08,788 --> 01:18:11,823
Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?
889
01:18:12,023 --> 01:18:14,156
I don't help anyone.
890
01:18:19,628 --> 01:18:21,370
You are a Valkyrie.
891
01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:28,322
I thought the Valkyrie have
all died gruesome deaths.
892
01:18:29,136 --> 01:18:30,974
Choose your next
words wisely.
893
01:18:31,138 --> 01:18:34,258
I'm terribly sorry, must've
been a very painful memory.
894
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:28,834
The sun's going down,
the sun's really low...
895
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:36,239
- The sun's going down...
- Would you stop saying that?
896
01:19:36,271 --> 01:19:37,516
I just need you
to stay calm.
897
01:19:37,616 --> 01:19:40,453
- Calm? I'm on an alien planet.
- It's just a planet,
898
01:19:40,513 --> 01:19:41,473
...you've been to a planet before.
899
01:19:41,673 --> 01:19:43,463
- Yeah! One!
- Well, now you've been on two!
900
01:19:43,691 --> 01:19:45,393
That's a good thing.
That's a new experience.
901
01:19:45,593 --> 01:19:49,510
My neurons, they're firing faster than
my brain can handle the information...
902
01:19:50,302 --> 01:19:52,326
The whole thing is
totally different this time.
903
01:19:52,327 --> 01:19:55,655
I mean, in the past I always feel like Hulk
and I, each had a hand on the wheel,
904
01:19:56,068 --> 01:19:59,594
but this time it�s like he had the keys
and I was locked in the trunk.
905
01:19:59,794 --> 01:20:01,365
Alright, well, you�re back now,
that�s all that matters.
906
01:20:01,565 --> 01:20:02,418
No, it's not what matters.
907
01:20:02,586 --> 01:20:05,280
What I'm trying to tell you is that
if I turn into the Hulk again,
908
01:20:05,437 --> 01:20:06,729
Banner may not come back.
909
01:20:07,129 --> 01:20:10,045
And we're stranded in a planet
that is designed to stress me out.
910
01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:13,272
We are not stranded, I'm gonna
figure out a way to get us home.
911
01:20:13,987 --> 01:20:16,460
- Thank you.
- Not your home, though. Asgard.
912
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:18,334
- My home.
- What?
913
01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:20,454
Listen, my people are in grave danger.
914
01:20:20,626 --> 01:20:23,148
And you and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...
915
01:20:23,248 --> 01:20:24,535
who also happens to be my sister.
916
01:20:24,770 --> 01:20:28,186
Okay, that is so wrong on so many...
I don't wanna fight your sister.
917
01:20:28,554 --> 01:20:31,093
- That's a family issue.
- She's an evil being.
918
01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:34,985
I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting
any more beings. I'm sick of it.
919
01:20:35,185 --> 01:20:39,607
I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk,
I am never gonna come back again.
920
01:20:39,707 --> 01:20:42,495
- And you don't care!
- No, I'm putting together a team.
921
01:20:42,595 --> 01:20:43,703
Hulk is the fire.
922
01:20:43,903 --> 01:20:45,890
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.
923
01:20:46,054 --> 01:20:47,462
- Screw this.
- What... no!
924
01:20:47,683 --> 01:20:49,746
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.
925
01:20:49,946 --> 01:20:54,227
No. I don't even like the Hulk.
He's like... smash, smash!
926
01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:55,964
I prefer you.
927
01:20:56,991 --> 01:20:58,613
Thanks.
928
01:20:58,813 --> 01:20:59,771
I'm being honest...
929
01:20:59,896 --> 01:21:03,289
when it comes to fighting evil beings,
he is very powerful and useful.
930
01:21:03,673 --> 01:21:06,131
- Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.
- Is he, though?
931
01:21:06,231 --> 01:21:08,335
Okay, how many PhD's
does Hulk have? Zero.
932
01:21:08,438 --> 01:21:10,416
How many PhD's does
Banner have? Seven.
933
01:21:11,470 --> 01:21:15,390
Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But
we're in danger here, so let's get on it.
934
01:21:19,362 --> 01:21:21,828
- What are you doing with that?
- I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.
935
01:21:22,275 --> 01:21:23,928
- I need a disguise.
- You are in disguise.
936
01:21:24,322 --> 01:21:26,015
- I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?
937
01:21:26,115 --> 01:21:28,149
Yeah, Tony and the gypsy.
938
01:21:28,349 --> 01:21:30,671
No, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce Banner.
939
01:21:30,771 --> 01:21:32,252
Then why did you
dress me up like Tony?
940
01:21:32,352 --> 01:21:33,350
Because you were naked.
941
01:21:33,435 --> 01:21:34,593
Okay, I'll give you that.
942
01:21:35,253 --> 01:21:38,368
- What are you doing? Stop doing that.
- Sorry. Tony wears his pants super tight.
943
01:21:38,968 --> 01:21:40,593
Why are you being so weird?
944
01:21:40,693 --> 01:21:44,182
I don't know, maybe the fact
that I was trapped for 2 years...
945
01:21:44,261 --> 01:21:46,987
inside of a monster
made me a little weird!
946
01:21:47,087 --> 01:21:49,807
Hey... it's okay.
Good.. Calm down.
947
01:21:50,007 --> 01:21:52,783
Calm down... come on. Listen,
we are gonna go to Asgard
948
01:21:52,998 --> 01:21:55,175
and you are not gonna have to
think about the Hulk ever again.
949
01:21:55,375 --> 01:21:56,655
- All right?
- All right.
950
01:22:03,589 --> 01:22:05,691
Oh, this is bad...
951
01:22:09,662 --> 01:22:12,696
Banner!
Banner!
952
01:22:14,729 --> 01:22:16,745
Banner!
953
01:22:29,909 --> 01:22:32,946
- Banner!
- Thor!
954
01:22:44,076 --> 01:22:45,900
- Hi.
- Hi.
955
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,809
- I was gonna do that.
- Well. I did it first.
956
01:22:49,236 --> 01:22:51,424
Good. What are you doing here?
957
01:22:51,624 --> 01:22:53,665
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.
958
01:22:53,765 --> 01:22:55,008
I got sidetracked.
959
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:57,757
- What's with the...?
- This is my disguise.
960
01:22:58,243 --> 01:23:01,045
- I can see your face.
- Not when I do this, you can't.
961
01:23:02,007 --> 01:23:05,466
Your hair looks nice. I like what you did
with it. Change it? Washed it maybe?
962
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,017
What's are those things on her eyes?
Are those people that she's killed?
963
01:23:14,191 --> 01:23:15,914
She's so beautiful and strong..
964
01:23:16,014 --> 01:23:17,797
- Who is this guy?
- A friend.
965
01:23:17,997 --> 01:23:20,027
- I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.
966
01:23:20,127 --> 01:23:21,783
I feel like I know you, too.
967
01:23:26,619 --> 01:23:29,932
Look, I spent years in a haze,
trying to forget my past.
968
01:23:30,175 --> 01:23:33,749
Sakaar seemed like the best place to
drink and forget and to die one day.
969
01:23:33,949 --> 01:23:37,430
I was thinking if you drink too much,
that's probably what's gonna kill you.
970
01:23:37,630 --> 01:23:39,326
- I don't plan to stop drinking.
- Oh.
971
01:23:39,526 --> 01:23:42,272
But I don't wanna forget. I
can't run away anymore.
972
01:23:42,372 --> 01:23:45,138
So if I'm gonna die, well...
973
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:48,951
it may as well be driving my sword
through the heart of that murderous hag.
974
01:23:49,051 --> 01:23:50,196
Good. Yeah.
975
01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:53,555
So I'm saying that I
wanna be on the team.
976
01:23:54,114 --> 01:23:58,561
- Has it got a name?
- Yeah, it's called the... Revengers.
977
01:23:58,661 --> 01:24:01,088
- Revengers?
- Because I'm getting revenge.
978
01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:02,559
You're getting revenge.
979
01:24:02,881 --> 01:24:07,856
- You're... do you want revenge?
- I'm... undecided.
980
01:24:08,556 --> 01:24:11,337
Also, I've got a peace offering.
981
01:24:14,497 --> 01:24:17,044
Surprise!
982
01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:24,667
Had to be sure.
983
01:24:28,495 --> 01:24:29,720
Hello, Bruce.
984
01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:33,004
So, the last time I saw you,
985
01:24:33,052 --> 01:24:35,831
you were trying to kill everybody.
Where are you at these days?
986
01:24:36,031 --> 01:24:37,629
It varies from
moment to moment.
987
01:24:38,733 --> 01:24:43,180
- Is that a Dragon Fang? Oh, my God!
- It is.
988
01:24:44,116 --> 01:24:46,066
It is the famed sword of the Valkyrie.
989
01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:50,258
Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart
as any two known systems, our best bet
990
01:24:50,358 --> 01:24:52,109
is a wormhole just
outside of city limits.
991
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:56,123
Refuel on Xandar and we can
be back in Asgard in, 18 months?
992
01:24:56,223 --> 01:24:59,117
Nope. We are going
through the big one.
993
01:24:59,429 --> 01:25:01,675
- The Devil's Anus?
- Anus?
994
01:25:02,470 --> 01:25:04,125
- Wait, whose anus?
- For the record, I didn't know...
995
01:25:04,203 --> 01:25:05,549
it was called that when I picked it.
996
01:25:05,749 --> 01:25:09,864
That looks like a collapsing Neutron star
inside of an Einstein-Rosen bridge.
997
01:25:09,964 --> 01:25:12,523
We need another ship.
That will tear mine to pieces.
998
01:25:12,623 --> 01:25:16,169
She�s right. We need one that can withstand
the geodetic strain from the singularity.
999
01:25:16,269 --> 01:25:20,480
And has an offline power steering system
that can function without a computer.
1000
01:25:20,580 --> 01:25:23,944
And we need one with cupholders
because we're gonna die, so... drinks!
1001
01:25:24,144 --> 01:25:27,826
- Do I know you? I feel like I know you.
- I feel like I know you, too. It's weird.
1002
01:25:27,827 --> 01:25:28,800
What do you say?
1003
01:25:28,982 --> 01:25:31,723
Uncharted metagalactic travel
through a volatile cosmic gateway.
1004
01:25:31,903 --> 01:25:33,176
Talk about an adventure.
1005
01:25:34,119 --> 01:25:35,540
- We need a ship.
- Need a ships.
1006
01:25:36,952 --> 01:25:39,288
- Absolute top of the line models.
- I don't mean to impose...
1007
01:25:42,024 --> 01:25:44,621
But the Grandmaster has
a great many ships.
1008
01:25:44,821 --> 01:25:48,373
I may even have stolen the access
codes to his security system.
1009
01:25:48,473 --> 01:25:50,871
And suddenly you're overcome
with the urge to do the right thing?
1010
01:25:50,908 --> 01:25:53,640
Heavens, no. I've run out of
favor with the Grandmaster...
1011
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,575
In exchange for codes and access to a ship,
1012
01:25:55,923 --> 01:25:58,922
I'm asking for safe passage.
Through the Anus.
1013
01:25:59,473 --> 01:26:04,304
You�re telling us you can get us access into
the garage without setting off any alarms?
1014
01:26:04,343 --> 01:26:05,696
Yes, brother. I can.
1015
01:26:05,796 --> 01:26:08,810
Okay, can I just...
A quick FYI?
1016
01:26:08,910 --> 01:26:10,875
I was just talking to him
a couple of minutes ago...
1017
01:26:11,036 --> 01:26:13,304
and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
1018
01:26:13,504 --> 01:26:16,052
- He did try to kill me.
- Yes, me too. Many, many occasions.
1019
01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:17,577
There was one time when we were children,
1020
01:26:17,877 --> 01:26:20,987
he transformed himself into a snake,
and he knows that I love snakes.
1021
01:26:21,157 --> 01:26:22,935
So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it
1022
01:26:23,135 --> 01:26:26,679
And he transformed back to himself, and
he's like, Yeah! It's me. And he stabbed me.
1023
01:26:27,268 --> 01:26:29,093
We were 8 at the time.
1024
01:26:29,396 --> 01:26:32,514
If we're boosting a ship, we're gonna need
to draw some guards away from the palace.
1025
01:26:32,639 --> 01:26:34,194
Why not set the beast loose?
1026
01:26:34,466 --> 01:26:36,543
- Shhh. Shut up.
- You guys have a beast?
1027
01:26:36,596 --> 01:26:38,638
There's no beast.
He's just being stupid.
1028
01:26:38,838 --> 01:26:41,605
- We're gonna start a revolution.
- Revolution?
1029
01:26:41,705 --> 01:26:43,563
- I'll explain later.
- Who is this guy again?
1030
01:26:43,796 --> 01:26:44,850
I'll explain later.
1031
01:26:45,932 --> 01:26:50,916
Is it some sort of protoplasm, all
the stuff coming out of you or eggs?
1032
01:26:52,118 --> 01:26:54,045
It looks like eggs.
1033
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:58,101
Ooh!
1034
01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:05,786
- I'm looking for Korg.
- Who's asking?
1035
01:27:05,886 --> 01:27:09,462
I know you're asking.
Is anyone else asking or just you?
1036
01:27:09,662 --> 01:27:11,794
The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.
1037
01:27:15,342 --> 01:27:17,089
The revolution has begun!
1038
01:27:17,371 --> 01:27:19,722
Revolution?
How did this happen?
1039
01:27:19,822 --> 01:27:20,694
Don't know.
1040
01:27:21,387 --> 01:27:25,049
But the arena's mainframe for
the obedience disks are deactivated...
1041
01:27:25,149 --> 01:27:26,919
and the slaves have armed themselves.
1042
01:27:27,119 --> 01:27:29,974
- Oh, I don't like that word.
- Which... Mainframe?
1043
01:27:30,254 --> 01:27:34,394
No, why would I not like
mainframe? No. The S word.
1044
01:27:34,613 --> 01:27:37,691
Sorry. The prisoners with jobs
have armed themselves.
1045
01:27:38,864 --> 01:27:40,326
Okay. That's better.
That's better.
1046
01:27:46,781 --> 01:27:49,824
Listen. We should talk.
1047
01:27:49,825 --> 01:27:54,146
I disagree. Open communication
was never our family's forte.
1048
01:27:54,346 --> 01:27:57,995
You have no idea. Been quite the
revelation since we last spoke.
1049
01:27:58,995 --> 01:27:59,974
Hello.
1050
01:28:00,174 --> 01:28:02,002
Hi.
1051
01:28:08,088 --> 01:28:09,916
The Odin boys together.
1052
01:28:10,816 --> 01:28:13,327
It's almost poetic that his
death have split us apart.
1053
01:28:19,855 --> 01:28:21,505
We might as well
be strangers now.
1054
01:28:21,985 --> 01:28:24,707
Two sons of the
crown, set adrift.
1055
01:28:26,341 --> 01:28:28,169
Do not move!
1056
01:28:28,369 --> 01:28:30,399
Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.
1057
01:28:31,614 --> 01:28:32,443
Here's the thing...
1058
01:28:32,543 --> 01:28:34,568
I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.
1059
01:28:34,618 --> 01:28:36,081
That's exactly what I was thinking.
1060
01:28:38,212 --> 01:28:41,204
- Did you just agree with me?
- C'mon. This place is perfect for you.
1061
01:28:41,453 --> 01:28:44,566
It's savage, chaotic, lawless.
I think you'll do great here.
1062
01:28:45,409 --> 01:28:47,205
Do you truly think
so little of me?
1063
01:28:48,761 --> 01:28:50,731
Loki, I thought the world of you.
1064
01:28:52,024 --> 01:28:54,557
I thought we were gonna fight side by side
forever, but...
1065
01:28:54,757 --> 01:28:57,190
At the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.
1066
01:28:58,389 --> 01:28:59,957
Maybe there's still good in you,
1067
01:29:00,651 --> 01:29:03,835
but let's be honest.
Our path has diverged a long time ago.
1068
01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:10,027
Yeah.
1069
01:29:11,105 --> 01:29:13,623
It's probably for the best if
we never see each other again.
1070
01:29:13,723 --> 01:29:15,058
That's what you've
always wanted.
1071
01:29:18,786 --> 01:29:20,551
Hey, let's do get help.
1072
01:29:20,737 --> 01:29:22,393
- What?
- Get help.
1073
01:29:22,793 --> 01:29:23,937
- No.
- Come on, you'll love it.
1074
01:29:23,949 --> 01:29:26,164
- I hate it. It's humiliating.
- It's great. Works every time.
1075
01:29:26,364 --> 01:29:27,392
- Do you have a better plan?
- No.
1076
01:29:27,592 --> 01:29:30,482
- We're doing it.
- We are not doing get help.
1077
01:29:31,257 --> 01:29:34,299
Get help, please!
My brother is dying!
1078
01:29:34,499 --> 01:29:37,340
Get help! Help him.
1079
01:29:38,354 --> 01:29:43,209
- Classic. Not for me, it's not.
- Still hate it. Humiliating.
1080
01:29:51,317 --> 01:29:53,186
Though I feel it wouldn't
make much of a difference.
1081
01:29:56,318 --> 01:29:58,120
Ah.. Loki...
1082
01:29:58,820 --> 01:30:02,656
I know I betrayed you many times before,
but this time it's truly nothing personal.
1083
01:30:02,856 --> 01:30:05,793
The reward for your capture
will set me up nicely.
1084
01:30:05,893 --> 01:30:08,678
- Never one for sentiment, were you?
- Easier to let it burn.
1085
01:30:09,178 --> 01:30:10,189
I agree.
1086
01:30:18,533 --> 01:30:20,274
Oh, it looks painful.
1087
01:30:21,174 --> 01:30:23,942
Dear Brother, you're
becoming predictable.
1088
01:30:24,142 --> 01:30:28,035
I trust you, you betray me, round
and round in circles we go.
1089
01:30:28,235 --> 01:30:31,547
See, Loki life is about growth,
it's about change.
1090
01:30:31,708 --> 01:30:34,753
But you seem to just
wanna stay the same.
1091
01:30:35,427 --> 01:30:39,857
I guess what I'm trying to say is that
you'll always be the God of Mischief...
1092
01:30:40,857 --> 01:30:42,084
But you could be more.
1093
01:30:44,140 --> 01:30:46,500
I'll just put this
over here for you.
1094
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:49,848
Anyway, I've got places
to be, so good luck.
1095
01:30:56,043 --> 01:30:59,287
As you can figure this out.
It's just another spaceship.
1096
01:31:12,756 --> 01:31:16,155
Loyal Sakaarians. Lord of
Thunder has stolen my ship,
1097
01:31:16,156 --> 01:31:21,094
and my favorite champion?
Sakaarians, take the skies!
1098
01:31:21,694 --> 01:31:24,099
Bring him down. Do not let
him leave this planet.
1099
01:31:37,462 --> 01:31:39,235
- Good shot.
- Thanks.
1100
01:31:41,763 --> 01:31:43,372
- Opening doors.
- Okay.
1101
01:31:49,163 --> 01:31:51,949
- I hope you're tougher than you look!
- Why?
1102
01:32:04,569 --> 01:32:07,731
- Shouldn't we shoot it back or something?
- Yes, we should.
1103
01:32:08,369 --> 01:32:09,726
Where are the
guns on this ship?
1104
01:32:09,926 --> 01:32:12,804
There aren't any. It's a laser vessel.
1105
01:32:14,670 --> 01:32:15,945
Don't touch anything.
1106
01:32:41,186 --> 01:32:43,187
No!
1107
01:32:48,864 --> 01:32:51,571
- Get inside!
- In a minute!
1108
01:33:02,828 --> 01:33:05,025
I should probably go to help.
Here, take the wheel!
1109
01:33:05,294 --> 01:33:08,308
- No, I don't how to fly one of these!
- You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs.
1110
01:33:08,403 --> 01:33:12,048
None of them are for
fying alien spaceships!
1111
01:33:46,712 --> 01:33:50,706
C'mon! There's gotta be a gun on this
thing. That looks like a gun.
1112
01:34:23,021 --> 01:34:25,254
Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus.
1113
01:34:32,035 --> 01:34:34,948
There she is.
Our ticket out of here.
1114
01:34:35,615 --> 01:34:36,990
Hey, what's this?
1115
01:34:42,037 --> 01:34:43,406
- Thank you.
- Hey man.
1116
01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:46,453
We're about to jump on this
ginormous spaceship. Do you wanna come?
1117
01:34:46,653 --> 01:34:48,862
Well, you do seem like...
1118
01:34:49,638 --> 01:34:52,480
- You're in desperate need of leadership.
- Why, thank you.
1119
01:34:56,639 --> 01:35:00,039
Here we go!
1120
01:35:04,748 --> 01:35:05,689
Shit!
1121
01:35:23,146 --> 01:35:27,471
Asgardians! Some misguided soul,
1122
01:35:28,048 --> 01:35:32,234
has stolen the Bifrost sword.
Tell us where it is,
1123
01:35:32,657 --> 01:35:35,568
or there will be consequences.
1124
01:35:39,458 --> 01:35:40,806
Bad ones.
1125
01:35:43,561 --> 01:35:46,462
Well..
1126
01:35:51,863 --> 01:35:52,873
You.
1127
01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:01,397
Please!
1128
01:36:29,379 --> 01:36:33,293
Well... Executioner?
1129
01:36:38,382 --> 01:36:40,917
Wait...!
1130
01:36:42,792 --> 01:36:44,505
I know where the sword is.
1131
01:37:26,764 --> 01:37:28,830
I never thought
I'd be back here.
1132
01:37:32,747 --> 01:37:34,508
I thought it'd
be a lot nicer.
1133
01:37:34,708 --> 01:37:37,961
I mean not that it's not nice.
It's, it's on fire.
1134
01:37:38,161 --> 01:37:40,524
Here, up on the mountains.
Heat signatures.
1135
01:37:40,724 --> 01:37:42,915
People clustered together.
She's coming for them.
1136
01:37:43,115 --> 01:37:45,143
Drop me off at the palace.
I'll lure her away.
1137
01:37:45,343 --> 01:37:46,424
And get yourself killed?
1138
01:37:46,620 --> 01:37:48,260
The people trapped
down there are all that matters.
1139
01:37:48,460 --> 01:37:51,259
While I'm dealing with Hela, I need
you two to help get them off Asgard.
1140
01:37:51,459 --> 01:37:55,121
- How the hell are we supposed to do that?
- I have a man on the ground.
1141
01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,821
Asgard...
1142
01:38:05,430 --> 01:38:06,608
She's here.
1143
01:38:18,093 --> 01:38:20,899
- Now, ship has a gun.
- I'll take it from here.
1144
01:38:21,749 --> 01:38:24,557
I found this in the armory.
1145
01:38:28,439 --> 01:38:29,314
Good luck.
1146
01:38:30,057 --> 01:38:31,381
Your Majesty.
1147
01:38:33,597 --> 01:38:34,503
Don't die.
1148
01:38:37,348 --> 01:38:38,705
You know what I mean.
1149
01:39:37,419 --> 01:39:38,945
Let's keep moving!
1150
01:39:39,645 --> 01:39:41,418
Go to the Bifrost.
1151
01:40:20,568 --> 01:40:22,175
Sister.
1152
01:40:23,975 --> 01:40:25,623
You are still alive.
1153
01:40:25,791 --> 01:40:27,791
I love what you've
done to the place.
1154
01:40:27,950 --> 01:40:29,393
Redecorating, I see.
1155
01:40:29,432 --> 01:40:34,595
It seems our father's solution to
every problem was to cover it up.
1156
01:40:34,902 --> 01:40:36,294
Or to cast it out.
1157
01:40:38,250 --> 01:40:42,080
He told you you were worthy,
he said the same thing to me.
1158
01:40:42,836 --> 01:40:46,839
You see? You
never knew him.
1159
01:40:47,317 --> 01:40:49,020
Not at his best.
1160
01:40:49,681 --> 01:40:54,007
Odin and I drowned entire
civilizations in blood and tears.
1161
01:40:54,095 --> 01:40:56,606
Where do you think
all this gunk came from?
1162
01:40:57,081 --> 01:41:01,684
And then, one day he decided
to become a benevolent king.
1163
01:41:01,782 --> 01:41:03,877
Fostered peace to protect life.
1164
01:41:05,071 --> 01:41:07,127
To have you.
1165
01:41:07,243 --> 01:41:09,184
I understand why you're angry,
1166
01:41:09,455 --> 01:41:12,964
and as my sister you technically
have a claim to the throne...
1167
01:41:13,458 --> 01:41:16,545
Believe me, I would love for someone
else to rule. But it can't be you.
1168
01:41:16,645 --> 01:41:17,610
You're just...
1169
01:41:18,877 --> 01:41:20,583
...the worst.
1170
01:41:21,796 --> 01:41:23,344
Okay. Get up.
1171
01:41:23,557 --> 01:41:25,086
You are on my seat.
1172
01:41:26,587 --> 01:41:31,291
Our father once told me,
"a wise king never seeks out war..."
1173
01:41:31,314 --> 01:41:34,081
"...but must always
be ready for it."
1174
01:42:05,485 --> 01:42:06,718
Go back!
1175
01:42:12,786 --> 01:42:13,576
Go!
1176
01:42:49,494 --> 01:42:51,427
To be honest,
I expected more.
1177
01:42:54,826 --> 01:42:56,728
Heimdall.
1178
01:42:58,488 --> 01:43:00,002
The sword!
1179
01:43:04,703 --> 01:43:08,988
Here's the difference between us.
I'm Odin's firstborn. The rightful heir.
1180
01:43:09,088 --> 01:43:12,397
The savior of Asgard.
And you are nothing.
1181
01:43:22,487 --> 01:43:25,537
So simple.
Even a blind man could see it!
1182
01:43:28,926 --> 01:43:31,178
Now you remind me of dad.
1183
01:43:41,599 --> 01:43:43,943
This stupid dog won't die!
1184
01:44:05,785 --> 01:44:08,067
Everything's gonna be alright, now.
I got this.
1185
01:44:08,267 --> 01:44:09,848
You wanted to know who I am?
1186
01:44:11,379 --> 01:44:13,243
What the hell are you talking about?
1187
01:44:13,443 --> 01:44:15,140
You will see.
1188
01:45:03,529 --> 01:45:05,568
You see?
No one's going anywhere.
1189
01:45:05,728 --> 01:45:09,199
I'll get that sword, even if I have to
kill every single one of them to do it.
1190
01:45:36,828 --> 01:45:37,902
Hey, man.
1191
01:45:39,409 --> 01:45:42,535
I'm Korg, this is Miek. We're gonna jump
on that spaceship and get out of here.
1192
01:45:42,621 --> 01:45:43,801
Want to come?
1193
01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:57,296
Your savior is here!
1194
01:46:04,238 --> 01:46:07,748
Did you miss me? Every one.
Board that ship now.
1195
01:46:12,036 --> 01:46:15,062
- Welcome home. I saw you coming.
- Of course you did.
1196
01:46:32,265 --> 01:46:34,675
A valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.
1197
01:46:35,312 --> 01:46:40,041
You see...
I'm not a queen or a monster.
1198
01:46:42,025 --> 01:46:43,610
I'm the goddess of death.
1199
01:46:44,572 --> 01:46:46,958
What were you the god of again?
1200
01:46:58,184 --> 01:47:00,664
Even when you had two eyes.
1201
01:47:01,131 --> 01:47:02,726
You were seeing only half the picture.
1202
01:47:04,379 --> 01:47:07,384
She is too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.
1203
01:47:08,245 --> 01:47:10,882
Are you Thor,
the god of hammers?
1204
01:47:15,256 --> 01:47:18,466
That hammer was to help you
control your power. To focus it.
1205
01:47:19,629 --> 01:47:21,223
It was never your
source of strength.
1206
01:47:21,869 --> 01:47:24,385
It's too late, she has
already taken Asgard.
1207
01:47:25,518 --> 01:47:27,881
Asgard is not a place.
Never was.
1208
01:47:29,590 --> 01:47:30,941
This could be Asgard.
1209
01:47:31,724 --> 01:47:34,109
Asgard is where
our people stand.
1210
01:47:35,010 --> 01:47:39,833
Even now, right now.
Those people need your help.
1211
01:47:47,166 --> 01:47:48,911
But I'm not as strong as you.
1212
01:47:52,247 --> 01:47:55,528
No. You're stronger.
1213
01:48:05,155 --> 01:48:08,796
Tell me, brother.
What were you the god of again?
1214
01:50:24,240 --> 01:50:26,355
- You are late.
- You're missing an eye.
1215
01:50:26,629 --> 01:50:27,865
This isn't over.
1216
01:50:35,259 --> 01:50:39,874
- I think we should disband the Revengers.
- Hit her with a lightning blast.
1217
01:50:39,972 --> 01:50:42,327
I just hit her with the biggest
lightning blast in the history of lightning,
1218
01:50:42,386 --> 01:50:43,416
and it did nothing.
1219
01:50:47,293 --> 01:50:49,764
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.
1220
01:50:50,230 --> 01:50:55,357
It won't end there. The longer Hela's
on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
1221
01:50:55,695 --> 01:50:57,143
She'll hunt us down.
1222
01:50:57,539 --> 01:51:00,516
- We need to stop her here and now.
- So what do we do?
1223
01:51:01,086 --> 01:51:02,773
I'm not doing "get help."
1224
01:51:14,749 --> 01:51:17,315
Asgard is not a place.
It's a people.
1225
01:51:20,537 --> 01:51:25,678
Loki, this was never about stopping
the Ragnarok. This was about causing it.
1226
01:51:25,784 --> 01:51:27,718
Surtur's crown,
in the vault.
1227
01:51:28,618 --> 01:51:30,142
It's the only way.
1228
01:51:31,138 --> 01:51:34,801
Bold move, brother...
...even for me.
1229
01:51:38,583 --> 01:51:41,989
- Shall we?
- After you.
1230
01:52:07,173 --> 01:52:08,669
This is madness.
1231
01:52:22,327 --> 01:52:23,915
Go! Go now!
1232
01:53:24,888 --> 01:53:26,134
For Asgard!
1233
01:54:06,455 --> 01:54:10,746
With the Eternal
Flame, you are reborn.
1234
01:54:22,018 --> 01:54:23,554
Hela! Enough!
1235
01:54:27,318 --> 01:54:29,555
You want Asgard?
It's yours!
1236
01:54:29,985 --> 01:54:33,171
Whatever game you're playing,
it won't work.
1237
01:54:33,480 --> 01:54:35,527
You can't defeat me.
1238
01:54:36,128 --> 01:54:37,212
No, I know.
1239
01:54:38,972 --> 01:54:40,706
But he can.
1240
01:54:55,305 --> 01:55:00,002
Asgard! I am your reckoning!
1241
01:55:08,507 --> 01:55:12,036
The people are safe.
That's all that matters.
1242
01:55:14,327 --> 01:55:17,470
- We're fulfilling the prophecy.
- I hate this prophecy.
1243
01:55:17,646 --> 01:55:19,468
So do I but we have no choice.
1244
01:55:19,594 --> 01:55:24,006
Surtur destroys Asgard, he destroys Hela
so that our people may live.
1245
01:55:24,206 --> 01:55:27,390
But we need to let him finish the job..
otherwise..
1246
01:55:32,282 --> 01:55:34,038
Hulk, stop, you moron!
1247
01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:47,681
Hulk, stop! Just for once
in your life, don't smash.
1248
01:55:48,677 --> 01:55:50,323
Big monster!
1249
01:55:50,541 --> 01:55:54,588
- Let's go!
- Fine!
1250
01:56:18,886 --> 01:56:21,915
I am Asgard's doom!
1251
01:56:44,890 --> 01:56:46,377
The damage is not too bad..
1252
01:56:46,676 --> 01:56:50,502
but as long as the foundations are
still strong, we can rebuild this place.
1253
01:56:51,096 --> 01:56:56,569
It will become a haven for all
peoples and aliens of the universe.
1254
01:57:02,853 --> 01:57:05,404
Now those foundations are gone.
Sorry.
1255
01:57:23,651 --> 01:57:25,551
You saved us from extinction.
1256
01:57:26,247 --> 01:57:29,095
Asgard is not a place.
1257
01:57:29,503 --> 01:57:31,150
It's a people.
1258
01:58:00,221 --> 01:58:02,150
That suits you.
1259
01:58:04,463 --> 01:58:07,338
You know, maybe you're not
so bad after all, brother.
1260
01:58:07,512 --> 01:58:08,986
Maybe not.
1261
01:58:09,974 --> 01:58:11,088
Thank you.
1262
01:58:11,644 --> 01:58:13,862
If you're here, I might
even give you a hug.
1263
01:58:18,623 --> 01:58:19,788
I'm here.
1264
01:58:43,966 --> 01:58:45,913
Your throne.
1265
01:59:00,577 --> 01:59:04,668
So, King of Asgard.
1266
01:59:14,088 --> 01:59:17,681
- Where to?
- I'm not sure.
1267
01:59:18,321 --> 01:59:20,188
Any suggestions?
1268
01:59:22,171 --> 01:59:25,795
- Miek, where are you from?
- Oh, Miek's dead.
1269
01:59:26,297 --> 01:59:29,186
Yeah, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.
1270
01:59:29,597 --> 01:59:32,649
I felt so guilty,
I've been carrying him around all day.
1271
01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:39,041
Oh, Miek, you're alive! He's alive, guys.
What was the question again, bruv?
1272
01:59:40,481 --> 01:59:42,581
Earth, it is.
1273
01:59:51,226 --> 01:59:55,030
Subs by iamdepressed69
Corrected and synched by Clarity.
1274
02:00:01,753 --> 02:00:04,377
Do you really think it's a good
idea to go back to earth?
1275
02:00:04,745 --> 02:00:07,723
Yes of course,the people of earth love me.
I'm very popular.
1276
02:00:08,613 --> 02:00:10,131
Let me rephrase that.
1277
02:00:10,521 --> 02:00:14,297
Do you really think it's a good idea
to bring me back to earth?
1278
02:00:14,507 --> 02:00:16,016
Probably not, to be honest.
1279
02:00:16,503 --> 02:00:20,780
I wouldn't worry brother. I feel like
everything is gonna work out, finally.