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Pretty nice up here,
isn't it?
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- Kermit?
- Huh?
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What if we drift out to sea?
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What if we're never
heard from again?
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What if there's a storm?
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Or we get struck by lightning?
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That'd be neat.
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Listen, nothing's gonna happen.
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This is just the opening credits.
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Oh. Where are they?
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Wow!
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"The Great Muppet Caper."
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Nice title.
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Whoo-wee!
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I'd like to try this
without the balloon.
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- Try what? Plummeting?
- Yeah!
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I suppose you could try it once.
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- Kermit?
- Mmm?
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How long are these opening credits?
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Just about another minute or so.
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My ears are popping.
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I wonder how far you
could plummet before you blacked out.
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Well, don't try it, Gonzo.
We need you for this movie.
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Sure is tempting.
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- Kermit?
- Huh?
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What does "BSC" stand for?
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I don't know.
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Gee, a lot of people
worked on this movie.
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Huh. This is nothing.
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Wait till you see the end credits.
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- Kermit?
- Mmm?
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Are the credits over?
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Uh, not quite.
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Nobody reads those
names anyway, do they?
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Sure.
They all have families.
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Ah.
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That's it.
The sky is clear.
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So, okay.
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Well, now what do we do?
I mean, how does this movie start?
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- Well, we just pull that rope.
- Yes, sir!
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Ooh, we're going down!
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Heads up, below!
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What a fantastic beginning.
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Wow!
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There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
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There'll be derring-do
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And stuff like you would never see
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Hey, a movie
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Yeah, we're gonna be a movie
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- Starring everybody
- And me
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There'll be heroes bold
There'll be comedy
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And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
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Hey, a movie
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We can watch it all develop
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Starring everybody
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And me
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We'll take the world
And set it on its ear
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Come on, join in
We're gonna start right here
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It's okay.
I landed on my head.
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Come on!
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Oh. Here, chicken!
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Hey! Why, you...
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Whoa!
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Hold it!
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Go ahead, Kermit.
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Thank you. See, in this film,
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me and Fozzie play crack investigative
reporters for The Daily Chronicle.
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And Gonzo, he's our photographer.
And it's gonna be terrific.
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Boy, I wish I were you people,
seeing this for the first time.
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There'll be crooks and cops
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There'll be villainy
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But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
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Hey, a movie
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Wow, it's gonna be terrific
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Starring everybody
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And me.
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Argh!
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Now, what we need, guys,
is an exciting photo story.
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Right this way, young lady.
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I'll take a picture of this chicken.
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Beautiful.
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- That's great, Gonzo.
- Yeah. Smile, chicky babe.
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My jewels!
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That man stole my jewels!
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Help! My jewels!
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Look up. Hey, do you wanna make
the front pages or not?
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Kermit, I got a great picture
of the chicken.
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Oh, good.
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There'll be mystery
and catastrophe
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But it's all in fun
You paid the money, wait and see
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Hey, a movie
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ls there any way to stop it?
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Starring everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody and...
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Oh...
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Me
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How could you miss a story like that?
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it was right under your noses,
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practically bit you
on the seat of the pants.
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There's just no excuse.
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I guess this would be the wrong time
to ask for a raise?
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Raise? A raise?
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I'll give you a raise!
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Did you read these headlines? Huh?
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"Jewel heist on Main Street."
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And it's nice bold print,
isn't it?
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- Yes, it's very easy to read.
- Mmm.
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Shut up now.
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Sorry.
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"Lady Holiday's Jewels Stolen,"
that's what it says in The Times.
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And here's The Herald.
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"Fashion Queen of London Robbed."
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And last but not least...
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...here's our cute little banner story.
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"Identical Twins
join The Chronicle staff."
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Now, I ask you,
what paper would you buy?
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I read the one that has "Dear Abby."
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Gee, Mr. Tarkanian.
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We thought identical twins
working on a newspaper
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- would make an interesting story.
- Yeah.
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Well, it doesn't.
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Especially since you two guys
don't look anything alike.
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Well, that's 'cause Fozzie's
not wearing his hat.
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- Oh, Fozzie, put your hat back on.
- Oh. Yes, sir. See?
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Oh, yeah.
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I can see it now.
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But that's still no excuse
for blowing a story.
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Oh, we'll do better next time.
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Next time? Next time?
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What makes you think
there's gonna be a next time?
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Well, if there isn't it's gonna
be a real short movie.
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Look, the only reason
I hired you two jerks
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was because your old man
was a friend of mine.
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Dad spoke well of you, too.
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Well, I'm as sentimental
as the next guy.
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That's why I don't
want him to hear this.
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You're fired.
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Take that thing down off the ceiling.
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Yeah, but, Mr. Tarkanian...
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- Gonzo.
- Check. Whoo-wee!
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Won't you listen to reason, sir?
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I'm not listening to anything
and I'm not giving you your job back.
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I don't want you to give us anything.
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We just want to go to England
and talk to Lady Holiday
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the woman who was robbed?
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And we'll catch
those jewel thieves for you.
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You see, all you have to do is
pay our way to London.
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Oh! Is that all I have to do?
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Well, we could use some
new luggage for the trip.
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Luggage?
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Now look, beat it.
I got a deadline to meet.
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But how are we gonna get to London?
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I'll tell you what, Fozzie,
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since you're such an investigative
reporter, you figure it out.
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I'm Fozzie.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. The hat.
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Stop the presses!
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Why? What happened?
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I don't know.
I've always wanted to say that.
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Look, you guys...
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Oh, boy.
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It must be 50 below in here.
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You're lucky, you have fur.
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No, no, no.
You're the one with the fur.
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Turn on your light
and see for yourself.
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Oh, yeah!
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I keep mixing us up.
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I think I'll read for a while.
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- Oh, I wish I had a book.
- Hey, Kermit?
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Can you reach the hostess call button?
I'm hungry.
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They don't serve food in ninth class.
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What?
$12 and you don't even get a meal?
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Hey,
could you guys keep it down?
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I'm trying to watch the movie.
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Hey, somebody's coming.
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Oh, maybe they're bringing
hamburgers.
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All out for England!
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Oh, great, the plane is landing.
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The plane?
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Nah. The plane lands in Italy.
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You land in England.
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Whoa!
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Kermit!
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What's happening?
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Whoopee!
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Geronimo!
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Glug!
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For once the forecast was right.
190
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It said it was going
to rain cats and dogs.
191
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No, no. We're bears and frogs.
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And Gonzos.
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Whatever you are, whoever you are,
welcome to Great Britain.
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Great Britain?
We're actually in Great Britain!
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Oh, no, we'll never get to England now.
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You are in England,
my furry friend.
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This sceptered isle.
This jewel of the North Atlantic.
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Oh, good.
Well, we're going to London
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and we were wondering if you
could recommend a nice hotel.
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- Actually, a cheap hotel.
- How cheap?
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Free.
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That narrows the field a bit.
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Let's see.
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"Places where you can park
your carcasses."
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Bus terminals. River banks.
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The Happiness Hotel.
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Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
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What's wrong with bus terminals?
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Well, thanks a lot for your help, sir.
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Hey, guys, this is London.
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Yeah, London! We made it!
Oh, boy!
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- Is that the Eiffel Tower?
- Yeah!
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- No.
- No, no.
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- Hey, Kermit?
- Yeah?
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- Are bears allowed in those fountains?
- What?
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Are bears allowed in those fountains?
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- No, I don't think so.
- I need a bath.
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This is terrific.
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Wow, look at the scenery.
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It's very realistic.
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00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,285
- Hey, what's the name of this river?
- I don't know.
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I think it's the English River.
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Oh.
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I'll take a picture of it.
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Say cheese!
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Oh, did I get
my elbow in the shot?
227
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Don't worry.
it adds human interest.
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But I'm a bear.
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Anyone for the Happiness Hotel?
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Huh?
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- Oh, Happiness Hotel!
- That's us!
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00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,981
- Yes, we want the Happiness Hotel.
- Yeah.
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Argh!
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Wow.
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00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,450
Boy, another crash landing.
That was terrible.
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Well, we'll just have to do it again.
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Oh, look.
The Happiness Hotel.
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What do you think, guys?
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Wow.
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If that's the Happiness Hotel,
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I'd hate to see
what the sad one looks like.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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We'd like a room.
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Really?
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Yeah, we'd like to check in.
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Somebody's checking in!
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Somebody's checking in?
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00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,453
Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace
250
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There's no carpet on the floor
251
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Don't try to order dinner
252
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,962
There's no kitchen anymore
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00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,835
But if the road's been kinda bumpy
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And you need to rest a spell
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Well, welcome home
To the Happiness Hotel
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00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,929
- Hey, how are you guys fixing to pay?
- What are our choices?
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A, credit card. B, cash.
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C, sneak out
in the middle of the night.
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We'll take C.
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Very popular choice.
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If you got luggage keep it handy
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00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,203
But you're running out of luck
263
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'Cause the bellhops
Ain't too organized
264
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,158
And the elevator's stuck
265
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,834
Still if you don't mind friendly animals
266
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,161
And can learn to stand the smell
267
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,748
Well, welcome home
To the Happiness Hotel
268
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,262
You know, I may be mistaken,
but the bellhops look like rats.
269
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,184
You should see the chambermaids.
270
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,736
- Welcome home
- Welcome home
271
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,442
- Welcome home
- Welcome home
272
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,198
No matter where you wander
273
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,120
You will never do as well
274
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,374
Okay, the lobby's looking shabby
275
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,545
And it's got the wrong address
276
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,249
And the whole dang thing
Has been condemned
277
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,754
by American Express
278
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,710
Still the management is cheerful
279
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,046
Though the whole joint's gone to hell
280
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,803
Well, welcome home
To the Happiness Hotel
281
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,061
- You guys live here?
- Yeah, but only between gigs.
282
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,891
So that means we've been here
this time, what, five years?
283
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,067
Oh, yeah, but, like,
okay, you know,
284
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,236
our agent, you know, like,
he says, I mean, like,
285
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,781
things are really going to break
as soon as we get our new glossies.
286
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,699
Argh!
287
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,907
What's wrong with the drummer?
He looks a little crazed.
288
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,488
Aw, he's just upset about missing
289
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,824
the Rembrandt exhibit
at the National Gallery.
290
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,117
Renoir!
291
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,582
- Oh, there are bugs
- There are bugs
292
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,456
- And there are lice
- There are lice
293
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,208
Sure, we have our little problems
294
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,130
But you'll never beat the price
295
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,627
You got every kind of critter
296
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,801
You got every kind of pest
297
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,878
But we treat 'em all as equals
298
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,838
Just like any other guest
299
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,639
Though you're cleaner
than the others
300
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:06,841
Still, as far as we can tell
301
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,474
You'll fit right in to the
Happiness Hotel
302
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,476
We'll fit right in
303
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,900
To the Happiness Hotel
304
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976
Say cheese!
305
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,738
You are all weirdos.
306
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,278
Ugh.
307
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,616
Oh, that's just fine right there.
308
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,035
Thank you.
309
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,381
Hey, not bad.
310
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,883
Are you sure we can
afford this?
311
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,920
Hey, Kermit,
I'm getting hungry.
312
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,339
- Call room service.
- There's no phone.
313
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,220
That's okay.
There's no food either.
314
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,596
Come on, Rizzo.
315
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,554
Look, why don't we forget about food
and get a good night's sleep?
316
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,982
We have to get up early
to interview Lady Holiday.
317
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,354
Mmm.
318
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,310
Boy,
I sure could use something
319
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,771
from one or more
of the basic food groups.
320
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,481
We'll have breakfast
in the morning.
321
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,942
Right now, let's just be
thankful we're here.
322
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,829
Say, this is nice.
323
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,745
Can somebody
turn out the light?
324
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,414
Thank you.
325
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,248
This is Lady Holiday.
326
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,881
Milan speaking?
Then put him on.
327
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,383
Oh, yes, darling.
Yes, I'm fine.
328
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,932
I had quite a scare.
Thank God I wasn't hurt.
329
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,594
Of course my diamonds were valuable.
330
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,100
All my diamonds are valuable.
331
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,898
Now, darling, I want you to call
the United States and tell Vogue
332
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,693
they can't have the photographs
of the spring line until after the show.
333
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,862
I'm not too happy
with some of the designs.
334
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,360
Still have to make some changes.
335
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,411
Well, I'm looking
at three of the gowns now
336
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,663
and I can see horrendous mistakes.
337
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,086
Of course Paris should be notified.
338
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,415
Carla. The neckline on that gown
is too high, don't you think?
339
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,717
- I rather like the effect.
- Do you like looking like an ostrich?
340
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,170
- Of course not.
- And Marla.
341
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,925
Too many frills and furbelows.
342
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,600
I don't think we should strive
for the fantail pigeon look, do you?
343
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,348
And you, Darla.
344
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,395
That outfit's the pits.
345
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,598
Loose where it should be tight
and tight where it should be loose,
346
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,898
like the folds on a turkey's neck.
347
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,727
Why would I design such
atrocious-looking clothes?
348
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,982
Oh!
349
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,481
I must be getting senile.
350
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,357
Yes, Lady Holiday?
351
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,818
We have to make drastic changes
352
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,322
in the new line
before the show tomorrow.
353
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:35,032
All my girls are going around
looking like barnyard animals.
354
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,040
Good heavens. Who are you?
355
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,004
My name is Miss Piggy
356
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,587
and I would like to be
a high-fashion model.
357
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,677
Doesn't surprise me.
358
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,475
Seems to be the way we're heading.
359
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,521
I've always dreamed
of being a Holiday model.
360
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,519
I have brought my je ne sais quoi
361
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,272
and my portfolio
all the way here to London
362
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:07,276
to see you, the one and only
Lady Holiday.
363
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,284
- May I come in?
- Absolutely not.
364
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,324
- May I show you my portfolio?
- No.
365
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,495
Good. Here.
366
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,914
You may open it.
367
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,749
Ah. This is me reeking grandeur.
368
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,958
Being aloof.
369
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,749
Being demure.
370
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,214
Ah. Daring.
371
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,175
Interesting range of emotions.
372
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,676
Oh, you think so?
373
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,555
Well, as you can see
from this small sampling,
374
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,352
modeling is my life.
375
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,351
It is my destiny.
I shall accept nothing less.
376
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,273
I can offer you a job as a receptionist.
377
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,235
I'll take it! I'll take it!
378
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,483
Oh, thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
379
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,698
Oh! Oh! Oh!
380
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,401
You won't be sorry,
I promise. I can type,
381
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,283
I can take shorthand,
I can make coffee.
382
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,615
- Oh, I can do it all.
- Sit.
383
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,292
I can sit.
I'm very good at sitting.
384
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,290
Are you quite under control?
385
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,204
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm!
386
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,171
Now, I'll be lunching
with my brother Nicky.
387
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,675
He's second in command here
and he's an irresponsible parasite.
388
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,505
But I had to bring him into the business
389
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,556
because he squandered
his half of the inheritance
390
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,181
and he has categorically no prospects.
391
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,227
Not that he's grateful.
392
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,396
He still gambles and incurs bad debts,
393
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,394
uses my charge accounts, eats my food
394
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,976
and borrows my cars
without asking permission.
395
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,063
And certainly he's not to be trusted.
396
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,568
I wouldn't even put it past him
397
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,570
to try to steal my most valuable
and largest jewel,
398
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,902
the fabulous Baseball Diamond.
399
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,910
And I don't know why his bow ties
are always crooked.
400
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,538
Still, in all, he is my brother.
401
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,915
Why are you telling me all this?
402
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,122
It's plot exposition.
it has to go somewhere.
403
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,253
Anyway, I want you to answer
the telephone while I'm gone
404
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,426
and, um, straighten up the office.
405
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,674
Consider it done. Mmm. Oh.
406
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,508
- Everything's under control.
- Not to sweat.
407
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,511
Carry on.
I'll be back in an hour.
408
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,021
Whee!
409
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,270
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
410
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:11,149
Oh, lam going to be a famous model.
Oh, I'm so happy for me.
411
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:15,358
Miss Piggy, you are on your way.
412
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,243
Where does Lady Holiday get off
calling me an ostrich?
413
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,367
We'll get even
with Lady Holiday tonight
414
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,663
when we steal her necklace.
415
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,582
What are you going to wear
for the robbery?
416
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,625
Shh.
417
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,954
Hi.
418
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,254
Hi. Hello.
419
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,294
Hubba hubba!
420
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,089
Uh, excuse me,
where's Lady Holiday's office?
421
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,092
- Round the corner, to the left.
- Oh. Thank you.
422
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,640
- Did you just give directions to a frog?
- I guess I did.
423
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,841
Smile.
424
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,053
Is that a new photographer?
425
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,432
Ugh.
426
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,058
I think I'm stuck.
427
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,190
Gonzo? Gonzo!
428
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,775
Gonzo. Gonzo.
429
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,231
Pull.
430
00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,861
Gonzo, are you okay?
431
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,367
Oh, sure. it was just my nose.
432
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,619
Hey, you guys stay here.
I'll find Lady Holiday.
433
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,699
Yes, sir.
434
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:09,538
Hey, Fozzie. Come on,
get your nose in here. It's really fun.
435
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,635
Mr. Holiday? Did you order
a gross of flowered socks?
436
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,183
Oh! What an honor.
You're all so wonderful.
437
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:26,980
Thank you for choosing moi
as model of the year.
438
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:31,184
Oh! I never dreamed
when I first began in this business
439
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,066
that I would reach such lofty heights.
440
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,067
Thank you! Thank you!
441
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,815
Uh, excuse me.
442
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,700
So, what do you think
about the drapes, hmm?
443
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,874
Personally,
I'd rather see shutters. Yes.
444
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,747
And on this wall here...
445
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,476
Lady Holiday?
446
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,187
Lady Holiday?
447
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,615
Gee, are you okay?
448
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:27,244
I don't think I'll ever be the same.
449
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,666
Pardon?
450
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,537
Oh. I mean,
I don't usually fall like that.
451
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,497
I thought it was a very nice fall.
452
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,207
It was quite graceful, actually.
453
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:40,011
Oh, thank you, whoever you are.
454
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,635
My name is Kermit the Frog
and I've come all the way from America
455
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,967
to interview you for
The Daily Chronicle.
456
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,928
Me? Why me?
457
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,934
Oh, because you're Lady Holiday.
458
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,436
Oh.
459
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:56,860
- Oh. Yeah, right.
- Reason enough.
460
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,479
Urn...
461
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,861
You wanna help me
out of this wastebasket?
462
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,283
- Oh, yeah.
- Now just pull.
463
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,827
Okay.
464
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,489
- Harder.
- Okay.
465
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,628
So, uh... Listen.
466
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,501
Can I ask you a couple
of questions now?
467
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,925
No, no. Um... Not here.
468
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,503
So busy.
So much to do.
469
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,802
Well, uh, perhaps
we could have dinner tonight?
470
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,976
Yes. Fine. Swell. See you then.
471
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,975
I'll pick you up at your house.
It must be beautiful.
472
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,148
- I'm sure it is.
- Hmm?
473
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,191
I mean, sure it is!
474
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,813
Yeah.
475
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,816
So, uh, where do you live?
476
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,649
Urn...
477
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,695
Guess!
478
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:48,325
Probably some
highbrow street somewhere.
479
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,998
Highbrow Street, absolutely right.
480
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,199
Highbrow Street.
481
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,284
How did you guess? Are you psychic?
482
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,121
But now, guess what number.
483
00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:00,458
I don't know. Number 17?
484
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,669
Yes, all right. 17 Highbrow Street.
485
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,925
Okay.
I'll pick you up at, shall we say...
486
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,473
- Eight o'clock?
- 5:30 p.m.?
487
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,095
- 4:15 p.m.?
- 9:20 p.m.?
488
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,176
Seven o'clock.
489
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,308
- Okay. That was easy.
- Yes, easy.
490
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:16,482
- Okay, well, I'll see you later.
- Yes. 8:00.
491
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:17,934
Seven.
492
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,519
Seven, seven.
493
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:21,937
Well, um...
494
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,407
- Goodbye.
- Yes.
495
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,152
Adios, mon chéri.
496
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,035
Much obliged.
497
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,201
So, Kermit, tell me,
what about Lady Holiday?
498
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,252
- I mean, is she pretty?
- Oh, yeah.
499
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,954
- Mmm-hmm.
- Not at all what I expected.
500
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,040
- Ah.
- Nice eyes, sturdy legs.
501
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:45,128
And it might have been my imagination,
but, uh, I think she found me attractive.
502
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,179
Oh. Uh, taxi!
503
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,256
Well, of course
she found you attractive.
504
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,431
It runs in the family.
505
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,010
Taxi! Taxi!
506
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,888
I don't know why
the cabs won't stop.
507
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,474
Just leave it to me.
508
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,609
Taxi!
509
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,987
That's very effective.
510
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,077
Yeah, it's great when it works.
511
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:13,330
Did you want me to stop or what?
512
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,952
Thank you very much, sir.
513
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:17,251
Oh, you can call me Beauregard.
514
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:20,375
- Where are you guys going?
- Uh, the Happiness Hotel.
515
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:23,879
Oh, good, that's where I'm going.
How do you get there?
516
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:27,257
- Haven't you ever been there?
- Of course. I live there.
517
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,430
I just don't know how to get there.
518
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,261
- It's straight down this street.
- Okay.
519
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,013
Whoa!
520
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,599
Okay. Good.
Now just keep going straight.
521
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,183
Will do.
522
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,867
it takes a while to
get to know the town.
523
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,287
- How long have you lived in London?
- All my life.
524
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,660
How come you don't have
an English accent?
525
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,833
Hey, I'm lucky to have
a driver's license.
526
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,925
Hey, it's just up ahead
there on the right.
527
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,004
What is?
528
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:14,058
- The Happiness Hotel.
- Oh, yeah.
529
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,181
What's your room number?
530
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,979
I don't know.
We're on the second floor.
531
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,101
Oh, I'm sorry.
532
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,649
I can only take you as far as the lobby.
533
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,189
Whee!
534
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,746
You can never find a cab
when you need one.
535
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,966
Whoo-whee! Can we do that again?
536
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,918
Well, thank you very much,
Beauregard.
537
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,505
You're welcome.
Hey, how do I get out of here?
538
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,465
I suggest you make a U-turn.
539
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,596
Hmm, right.
540
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,264
He's headed for the kitchen!
541
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,103
Oh, no!
542
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:20,040
Well, looks like steering wheel souffle
for dinner.
543
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,492
Again?
544
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,412
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going out to dinner.
545
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:27,213
That's right.
Kermit's got a date with Lady Holiday.
546
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:31,044
- You don't have to tell everybody.
- Oh. Right.
547
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,595
Pops, don't tell anybody.
Kermit's got a date with Lady Holiday.
548
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,886
Kermit's got a date
with Lady Holiday?
549
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:40,310
Oh, wow.
Wait till I tell the guys in the band.
550
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,389
- Tell us what?
- Yeah, what's going down?
551
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:49,069
Kermit and Lady Holiday? All right!
552
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,239
Fozzie,
this is all very embarrassing.
553
00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,572
Kermit, don't worry.
it won't go outside this room.
554
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,908
Here is a Muppet news flash.
555
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,711
Kermit the Frog to date Lady Holiday.
Details at 11:00.
556
00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:15,425
Smile.
557
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,090
Local poultry.
558
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,390
Boy, it's a good thing
you didn't tell everybody
559
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,100
where Lady Holiday lives,
560
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,277
otherwise they'd all
be camped on her doorstep.
561
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:33,777
That is just for you
and me to know, brother.
562
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,280
We are going to have ourselves
a time tonight.
563
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,702
Wacka wacka.
564
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,245
"We"? What do you mean "we"?
565
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,822
The two of us. You missed a spot.
566
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,283
Anyway. When we get there tonight,
just act naturally.
567
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:47,040
Oh, no, no. Wait a second,
wait a second. It's when I get there.
568
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,962
This is my date with Lady Holiday.
569
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:52,291
I'm going alone.
So it's "me" not "we."
570
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:53,921
Oh.
571
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,754
I see. Fine.
572
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:59,969
Boy, I wish I had whiskers.
573
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,050
Of course, then I'd have to use a blade.
574
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,228
- Kermit? Turn around.
- Hmm?
575
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:08,683
Are you really going
to go without me tonight?
576
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:13,112
Well, Fozzie, I figure this is something
that I have to do alone.
577
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,990
- No problem.
- Oh, good.
578
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:19,614
- Just hand me my cuff links.
- Yes, sir.
579
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,787
And straighten my tie
580
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:24,115
Just drench me in rich cologne
581
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,786
And don't ask me why
582
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,206
Go on and pluck me
a boutonniére
583
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,584
You're moving up and walking on air
584
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:35,463
Steppin' out with a star
And feeling high
585
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,255
Come polish my wing tips
586
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,761
- And call for the car
587
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:46,770
I'll sweep her right off
Her feet wherever we are
588
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,856
A satin collar and velvet vest
589
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,525
I never settle for second best
590
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,946
Steppin' out with a star
Sad times, bye-bye
591
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,865
Have I got style? Mmm!
592
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,363
Have I got taste? Mmm!
593
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,871
On someone else, I swear
594
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,574
This savoir-faire
Would be such a waste
595
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:14,965
Come toss me my top hat
596
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,041
Yes, sir!
597
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,876
I'm ready to fly
598
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,216
Busting into the upper crust
599
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,139
As easy as pie
600
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,975
Just watch my dreams come true
601
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,179
This is something I was born to do
602
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:32,107
Steppin' out with a star
That star is you
603
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,503
- Have you got class?
- Have I got class?
604
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,755
- Have you got chic?
- Have I got chic?
605
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,964
To think that you and me were nobody
606
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,673
Why, only last week
607
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:05,803
Hey, guys!
608
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,524
I'm ready to fly
609
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,526
- Kermit!
- At least I can try.
610
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,653
Just watch my dreams come true
611
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,076
This is something I was born to do
612
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,701
Steppin' out with a star
Bye, bad times
613
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,157
Steppin' out with a star
Hey, good times
614
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:36,464
Steppin' out with a star
And feeling high
615
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,211
Yeah!
616
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,840
Well, how do I look?
617
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,296
Which one are you?
618
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,928
- I'm the one on the right.
- Oh.
619
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:50,557
Well, you look like you're gonna
have a terrific time.
620
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,558
Without me.
621
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:56,733
- Fozzie?
- What?
622
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,602
You can come.
623
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,730
- You mean it?
- Mmm-hmm.
624
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,065
Oh, boy!
625
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,489
Great news, gang. We can go!
626
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,208
Awfully disappointing weather today.
627
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,701
Hmm?
628
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,665
The weather.
Awfully disappointing today.
629
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:01,873
Is it, is it?
630
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:05,382
Yes. Mmm, yes, yes.
I know what you mean.
631
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,891
It was rather disappointing yesterday.
632
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,473
And the day before.
633
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,774
What is it, Neville?
634
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,329
Urn...
635
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,658
Pig, um...
636
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:40,166
Climbing up the outside
of the house, dear.
637
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:41,997
Oh.
638
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,265
Next time they want stunts,
they get a double.
639
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,184
The day before that
was awfully disappointing, too.
640
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,436
Mmm.
641
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,526
And of course the weekend
was perfectly frightful.
642
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,186
Never stopped raining.
643
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,953
- Neville?
- Hmm?
644
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,912
- Am I boring you?
- What, dear?
645
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:25,545
- I said, "Am I boring you"?
- Boring me?
646
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:26,967
Oh, that's a good one.
647
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,010
I'm having the time of my life, dear.
648
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:31,971
Neville, did you say
649
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:35,301
a pig was climbing up
the outside of the house?
650
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,722
Yes. Yes. Yes, I believe I did, yes.
651
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,102
I thought so.
652
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,981
Oh, you'd have to look
a long way to find a chap
653
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,903
who was more, urn...
654
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,439
Stimulated than I am, yes.
655
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,399
Oh, dear me, no, no, no.
656
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:58,537
The last time I was bored,
and never by you, my little armada...
657
00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,913
- What was that?
- Just making a point, dear.
658
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,996
I mean, if I was bored I'd go out
and buy something, wouldn't I?
659
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:06,832
Like cheese or quails' eggs.
660
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:10,260
- Hmm, something like that.
- Yes, I suppose you would.
661
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,508
Yes, of course I would, dear.
662
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,306
That's the sort of spur-of-the-moment
fellow I am.
663
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,679
What?
664
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,849
Uh, what, dear?
665
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:23,273
What would you buy if you were bored?
666
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,609
Ah! Uh...
667
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,277
A jar of calf's-foot jelly?
668
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,246
I'd like to come with you
and help you pick one out.
669
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,164
Oh, that isn't necessary, Dorcas.
670
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,583
There's no need
for you to leave the house.
671
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,001
I wouldn't mind.
672
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,329
Haven't been outside for 12 years.
673
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,040
Well, the weather's been
most disappointing.
674
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,876
Still, there's no reason for me to stay
here all the time.
675
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,428
The children are gone,
the pets are dead,
676
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,881
the butler's been discharged,
no one ever visits us.
677
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,522
That was the doorbell, Neville.
678
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:17,744
So it was.
And the butler's dead?
679
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:20,242
No, no, no.
680
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:23,871
The pets are dead.
The butler's been discharged.
681
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:25,709
Ah.
682
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,332
I think one of us should answer it,
Neville.
683
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,088
Oh, do you?
684
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,966
Or we could both answer it.
685
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,423
Come, dear, I hardly think it's
necessary for both of us to...
686
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,224
I'll answer it!
687
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,395
I thought you said the pets were dead.
688
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,775
- Hello.
- Uh...
689
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,401
This is for you.
690
00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:57,109
Oh, thank you.
691
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,115
Shall we go?
692
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,165
You know, I've never been inside
a real ritzy English house before.
693
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,662
- Aren't you hungry?
- Sure, but we've got a few minutes.
694
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,044
Okay, let's take a few minutes.
695
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,969
Say, nice place you got here.
696
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,342
Yes. I practically stole it.
697
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:22,476
Um, let me show you around.
698
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,143
Who was that guy back there?
699
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,642
- Just some sort of servant.
- Mmm-hmm.
700
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,769
Um, this, of course,
is the drawing room.
701
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,896
Mmm-hmm.
Did you decorate this place yourself?
702
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,772
I'll just close the door.
It's very drafty.
703
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:41,032
Uh, there's a chair and some walls.
704
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,033
- A whirlwind tour, huh?
- Yes.
705
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:47,083
- This is the bedroom and, uh... Bath.
- Mmm-hmm.
706
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,750
We have
hot and cold running water.
707
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,708
There's probably a bathtub
and everything.
708
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,053
Oh, here.
I want to show you something.
709
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,426
This is the closet.
710
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,218
Nice. Dark but nice.
711
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,731
Ah. Sorry.
712
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:20,784
Uh, don't think me rude, but is there,
in fact, anything I can do for you at all?
713
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,160
Urn...
714
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,039
Yes. Yes, yes. Ahem.
715
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:33,338
You may suggest a nice restaurant.
716
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,916
Ah. Well,
there's the Dubonnet Club.
717
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,878
Actually that's not so much a
restaurant, more a supper club.
718
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,759
Ah. Thank you, Jeeves.
719
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,966
No time for cocktails.
720
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,425
Evening.
721
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,401
Why are you staring
into the closet, Neville?
722
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,900
Ah, you recall that pig I mentioned?
723
00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,572
The one that was climbing up the side
of the house?
724
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,320
That's the chap.
That's the chap.
725
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,742
Yes, I seem to recall that.
726
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,194
Well, he was in there just now,
727
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,154
along with a... A lizard.
728
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,956
I see. And what did they want?
729
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,785
Name of a good restaurant.
I told them the Dubonnet Club.
730
00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:14,087
That's more of a supper club
than a restaurant.
731
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,381
Yes, well, I tried to tell them that.
732
00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:17,799
Don't blame yourself.
733
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:20,844
No. No.
734
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,428
Hey! There they are!
735
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,507
Whee!
736
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:29,060
Kermit and his new flame.
737
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,887
- Hubba hubba.
- Ding ding!
738
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,359
You'll have to jump in the front seat.
739
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,937
The back seat's been quarantined.
740
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:44,280
Let's hit the road.
How about a little traveling music?
741
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:46,111
For sure. A love song.
742
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,117
Love song, love song.
743
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,322
Hit it!
744
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,880
Give me my good friends
745
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,458
And play me my music
746
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:03,295
Yeah, give me my night life
747
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:06,302
Talk me that guitar
And roll me that boogie
748
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,554
Yeah, give me my night life
749
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:12,641
Are these your friends?
750
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,347
Just the ones on the fenders.
751
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:23,239
Sing me the good times
'Cause I need the feeling
752
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,692
Yeah, give me that night life
753
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:42,296
Give me my nightlife
754
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,005
Whoo, yeah!
755
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,508
Give me my nightlife
756
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:54,020
They don't have to play this loud.
757
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:56,223
Oh, that's okay. They don't mind.
758
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,690
Sing me the good times
'Cause I need the feeling
759
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,648
Give me my nightlife
760
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,448
Give me my nightlife
761
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:38,648
Boy, a classy place like this,
762
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,350
you'd think they'd have
pretzels on the table.
763
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:46,113
Well, what a delightful menu.
764
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:48,907
What?
765
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,327
Nothing. It's just sort of amusing
766
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,155
that the roast beef
is the same price as an Oldsmobile.
767
00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:58,126
You come here often, Lady Holiday?
768
00:42:58,201 --> 00:43:01,080
Oh, only on special occasions.
769
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,460
And this is very special,
Kermie.
770
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:06,217
Waiter! Champagne, caviar.
771
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,967
Hey, hey, Kermit.
How are we gonna pay for this?
772
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,389
You got about 1,600 bucks on you?
773
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:14,809
Hey, relax, Kermit.
I'll take care of it.
774
00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:23,397
Say cheese!
775
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:25,820
There you go, folks.
Souvenir photograph.
776
00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:28,648
Just gimme your name and address
and ten bucks.
777
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,453
Good evening, Lady Holiday.
778
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,830
- Such a pleasure to see you.
- Thank you, Stanley.
779
00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:42,628
Why, what a lovely diamond necklace.
780
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,460
It is rather breathtaking, isn't it?
781
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,463
I thought it
a little outré,
782
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,715
but my brother Nicky insisted
that I wear it.
783
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:52,133
Your table, Lady Holiday.
784
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,715
Thank you, Stanley.
Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.
785
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,766
For complimenting you
on your necklace?
786
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,515
No, because it is customary.
787
00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:00,312
- I don't have any change.
- Then give him something bigger.
788
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,480
Bigger?
789
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,149
I left my wallet at home.
790
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:05,318
You left your wallet in college.
791
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,360
How about you, folks?
792
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,563
- Souvenir photograph?
- No thanks. No picture.
793
00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,657
Aw, come on. It'll be a great memento
for you and your wife.
794
00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:13,985
My wife isn't feeling very well.
795
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,571
Oh, that's too bad.
Maybe she should be at home.
796
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,156
My wife is at home.
797
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,667
Yes. Next table!
798
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,378
That caviar was yummy.
799
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,139
Mwah!
Love those fish eggs!
800
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,637
- Uh, Lady Holiday?
- Oh. Yes?
801
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,189
Uh, can we talk about
the jewel robbery now?
802
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,687
Oh, Kermit.
Let us not talk business.
803
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,020
Music is in the air,
the night is young,
804
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,776
and I'm so beautiful.
805
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,407
What jewel robbery?
806
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:56,110
Uh, your jewels.
The ones that were stolen.
807
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:59,289
You know, you have lovely eyes.
808
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:14,133
You know, if you put enough sugar in this
stuff, it tastes just like ginger ale.
809
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:19,259
Catch you later, Stanley.
810
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,468
Aren't you happy we're here?
811
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:24,397
I have grave doubts about
wearing these jewels.
812
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,645
I feel as if thieves were
breathing down my neck.
813
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,442
Thieves aren't
breathing down your neck.
814
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,064
- I want to put them in a safe.
- No.
815
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,521
- Yes.
- Yes, I meant yes.
816
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,652
Why would I say no when I meant yes?
817
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,449
- Go and see Stanley.
- Go and see Stanley?
818
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,276
Go and see Stanley immediately.
819
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,737
All right.
If that's what you want.
820
00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:41,906
And don't forget to tip him.
821
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,957
Tip. Tip.
822
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:58,734
The first time you see her
823
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,320
No bolt from the blue
824
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,782
Just something so quiet
825
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,915
Yet waiting for you
826
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,544
With no one to tell you
827
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:16,922
That you've got to go
828
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:21,632
The first time it happens, you know
829
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:28,096
The first time you see her
830
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:31,774
No magical change
831
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:35,353
No angels appearing
832
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:39,566
No dreams to arrange
833
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:42,868
Just warmer and colder
834
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:46,538
Than springtime or snow
835
00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:51,245
The first time it happens, you know
836
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:57,417
And so you fall
837
00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,470
And how complete it is
838
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:05,050
And for each moment that it lasts
839
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,386
How sweet it is
840
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:12,099
The first time together
841
00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:15,731
How simple, how rare
842
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:18,108
And just when you thought
843
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:22,818
You'd forgot how to care
844
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,784
And though you feel much more
845
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:30,492
Than you dare to show
846
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:36,377
The first time it happens, you know
847
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,512
Wow. She's fantastic.
848
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,429
The first time you see her
849
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,937
No magical change
850
00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:58,110
No angels appearing
851
00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:01,564
No dreams to arrange
852
00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:04,943
Just warmer and colder
853
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:08,199
Than springtime or snow
854
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:12,625
The first time it happens, you know
855
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,122
What a great number!
856
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,709
Nicky?
857
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,295
That's my new receptionist
dancing out there.
858
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:25,721
- Which one?
- The pig.
859
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:32,178
She's sensational.
860
00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:34,764
Forty-five words a minute.
About average.
861
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,746
And just when you thought
862
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:54,325
You'd forgot how to care
863
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,831
For the first time
864
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,630
For the first time
865
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,298
A-ha!
866
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,822
The first time it happens
867
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,946
The moment it happens
868
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:31,245
Then suddenly
There's a whole new world
869
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,119
The first time it happens
870
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:37,247
The first time it happens
871
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:43,629
The first time it happens
872
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:47,428
You know
873
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,724
Bravo!
874
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:01,809
Bravo!
875
00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,700
Aieee!
876
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,745
Lady Holiday! What's happened?
877
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,118
Was it you that screamed,
"Aieee"?
878
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,575
- She screamed right into my ear.
- Of course I screamed.
879
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,251
Somebody's just stolen my necklace.
880
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:21,875
I told you this would happen.
That necklace was worth a fortune.
881
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,752
- Do something.
- What do you want me to do?
882
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,050
I spilled ketchup
all over my cummerbund.
883
00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,136
For God's sake.
Straighten that tie.
884
00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:32,090
It's Lady Holiday, her necklace,
it's been stolen.
885
00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:35,430
"Lady Holiday"? But I thought...
886
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:39,013
Kermit. I think I've got
a picture of the thief.
887
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:41,307
- Oh, great.
- Yeah!
888
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,564
But...
889
00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:17,851
This is great, Gonzo.
890
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:21,351
You popped the flash just before
the soup landed on his tie.
891
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:23,524
Yeah, well, photography's an art.
892
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:25,146
You gotta have the right film,
893
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,818
you gotta have the right exposure,
894
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:29,738
and you gotta scream just before
they get the food to their mouth.
895
00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:32,612
What's going on in there?
896
00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:35,240
Lot of folks out here
want to use the rest room.
897
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:38,198
Well, we're developing these pictures.
We'll be out as soon as we finish.
898
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,578
- Ah, we're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- A jewel thief.
899
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,456
Well, catch him in another room.
900
00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,629
People are dancing up and down
on one leg out here.
901
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,128
Hurry, Gonzo. There's gotta
be a picture of somebody
902
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,834
taking Lady Holiday's necklace.
903
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:53,797
Well, I don't know.
I still think that pig took it.
904
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:56,678
- Oh, she wouldn't steal.
- Why not? She lied.
905
00:52:56,757 --> 00:52:57,974
That's two different things.
906
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,597
Besides, she couldn't
have stolen the necklace
907
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,850
because she was dancing.
908
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:03,977
That's right.
There's that old adage,
909
00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:06,775
you can't dance and steal
at the same time.
910
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,854
No, that's, "You can't walk
and chew gum at the same time."
911
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:12,156
Oh, no. I think it's,
"You can't pat your head
912
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,858
"and rub your stomach
at the same time."
913
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,943
What's the difference?
She didn't steal the necklace.
914
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,528
- I bet you I can do it.
- Do what?
915
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,989
Pat my head and rub my stomach
at the same time.
916
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:22,370
Big deal,
anybody can do that.
917
00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,420
Would you guys out it out?
We're wasting time.
918
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,678
- Hey, here it is.
- What? What? What? What?
919
00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:36,881
Oh, look at that. It's that guy
sitting next to Lady Holiday
920
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:38,466
and those girls
standing in the back.
921
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:41,393
It's probably the same gang
that pulled that first job.
922
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,061
- Wow!
- Yes, and we got them
923
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,389
with their hands in the cookie jar.
924
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:48,854
What's going on?
925
00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:50,481
What is this, anyway?
926
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,233
Aw.
927
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,900
The cookie jar just busted.
928
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:06,872
Look, Dad. There's a bear.
929
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,004
No, Christine, that's a frog.
930
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,211
Bears wear hats.
931
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:24,011
- How you doing, young fella?
- Oh...
932
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,267
Okay, I guess.
933
00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:28,815
Penny for your thoughts.
934
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:32,145
Well, it's a long story.
935
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:35,857
- But a familiar one, I bet.
- Mmm.
936
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:37,775
Older than the hills.
937
00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:39,280
I've been there, my friend.
938
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,987
- I've been there and back.
- Mmm.
939
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:45,540
You know, I see the way
you're sitting here
940
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,960
and I see the way you've
got your hand around that little shoe,
941
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,288
and that's all I need.
I know your whole story.
942
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,088
Mmm, you do?
943
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:53,791
Absolutely.
944
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,842
I know exactly what happened to you.
945
00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,094
What?
946
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,638
Well, I tell you, friend.
947
00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:03,343
What happened was you
and your brother-in-law Bernie,
948
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,803
you cashed in your stock certificates
949
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,479
and your insurance policy
950
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,433
and you went out and bought
a dry-cleaning establishment.
951
00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:11,517
Mmm?
952
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,819
Now, another place
opens up down the street
953
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:15,817
and it's charging less.
954
00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:18,775
And they're getting the stuff out faster
because they got more help.
955
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:21,076
- It's not your fault. Right?
- Mmm.
956
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:24,496
All right. So Bernie
comes to you, he says,
957
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,164
"I want you to buy me out."
958
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,617
He says he's fed up.
959
00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:31,078
Well, your kids are growing up,
you never see 'em,
960
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,960
and all of a sudden they're turning into
juvenile delinquents,
961
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,131
and your wife is saying to you,
962
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:37,335
"Listen, you care more
about this lousy business
963
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,010
"than you care about me."
964
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:41,054
And the equipment breaks down
965
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,676
and your sister moves in with you
966
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,305
because that jerk Bernie,
he went and joined the circus.
967
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,853
Well, you had it up to here, right?
968
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:50,226
You didn't know what to do.
969
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:51,852
So what did you do?
970
00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:54,355
- You did the only thing you could do.
- Mmm.
971
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:56,357
You dumped the business
for a song.
972
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,438
- And who did you sell it to?
- Who?
973
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:00,695
You sold it to that
jerk down the street,
974
00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:03,277
that slob that had been
burying you for a year.
975
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,738
Then you took whatever
money you had left
976
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:09,041
and you sunk it into
the glass slipper business.
977
00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:11,118
That's your story, my friend.
978
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,544
Not a happy one, is it?
979
00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:15,455
Mmm-mmm.
980
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:19,134
You know, it's amazing.
You are 100% wrong.
981
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,382
I mean, nothing you've
said has been right.
982
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:24,382
Oh, yeah?
983
00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:28,097
Well, how about this...
984
00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:32,147
I hate to be rude, but, uh,
we're trying to do a movie here.
985
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,224
- Oh, yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
986
00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:37,312
Oh, I didn't know that.
Gee, I'm sorry.
987
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,523
Listen, one thing, son.
988
00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:44,076
Would you like to buy a watch?
989
00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,153
No.
990
00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,000
Movie stars.
991
00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:56,538
Get your filthy hands off me!
992
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,383
I beg your pardon, young lady!
993
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,053
Just keep your hands
to yourself, turkey.
994
00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:04,721
Hey, you.
995
00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:09,263
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the fake Lady Holiday.
996
00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:12,559
Hello.
997
00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:16,268
"Hello"? Last night you
never even said goodbye.
998
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:19,900
Oh, Kermit, that was just silliness.
999
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,106
But you lied to me. You used me.
1000
00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:26,986
Oh, Kermit, please,
let me explain. Kermit.
1001
00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:30,619
- My name is Miss Piggy. I am a model.
- Yeah.
1002
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:34,247
I only lied because
I wanted to be with you.
1003
00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:37,250
Yeah, well, I saw the way you were
dancing with that guy last night.
1004
00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:39,878
- Oh, Kermit.
- Well, lemme tell you something.
1005
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,005
Your dancing partner
happens to be a jewel thief.
1006
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,176
What do you think of that?
1007
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:48,932
- You're jealous.
- I am not.
1008
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:52,307
You are. You are,
you are, you are, you are.
1009
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,432
Oh, Kermit, I'm sorry.
Oh, please don't go, Kermit. Please.
1010
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:58,062
- Mmm.
- Please don't go. Kermit, please.
1011
00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,518
Oh, please, I'm sorry. Please.
1012
00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:01,478
- Piggy. Piggy, hold it.
- Please, please, please.
1013
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:04,656
- Piggy. Piggy?
- Please, please, please.
1014
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,779
- You're overacting.
- What?
1015
00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:09,327
You're overacting.
You're hamming it up.
1016
00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,906
I am not. I am trying
to save this movie.
1017
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,162
Oh, yeah? Well, save your
performance instead.
1018
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,494
I am playing 800 different emotions.
1019
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:17,998
Well, try to play one of them right.
1020
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,501
Oh, oh! I have a career of my own.
1021
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:22,127
I know all about your career, Pig.
1022
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,504
I don't need this lousy duck pond here.
1023
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,005
Sure you don't need a lousy duck pond.
1024
00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,258
- I'll just walk.
- Okay, sure. Go ahead, walk. Okay?
1025
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,260
- Should I walk? Then I'll walk.
- Walk! Go ahead and walk.
1026
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,514
Oh, Piggy.
1027
00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:38,064
- Listen.
- I'm doing my best.
1028
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:41,019
I know you are.
1029
00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:45,356
Piggy, I'm sorry.
We gotta get back to the movie though.
1030
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:47,157
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
1031
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:53,121
Kermit, I'm sorry I left you
last night at the nightclub.
1032
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:57,042
Oh, well, that's okay, Piggy.
1033
00:58:57,117 --> 00:59:00,792
- Oh, Kermie.
- Oh, Piggy.
1034
00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:19,731
Pretty day, sunny sky
1035
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:23,481
Lovely pictures dance in your eye
1036
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,857
It all seems so right
1037
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:30,818
It all feels so rare
1038
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:36,741
Summer soft sudden breeze
1039
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:40,873
Watch the wind play tag in the trees
1040
00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:44,582
The world is so bright
1041
00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:48,635
So perfectly fair
1042
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,845
Lovers sing, children dance
1043
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:57,474
For a minute we've got a chance
1044
00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:01,314
Why couldn't we fly?
1045
01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:06,111
I know we'd get by
1046
01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:09,026
Couldn't we fly?
1047
01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:18,449
Sunny sky, pretty day
1048
01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:22,082
Just a push and we're on the way
1049
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:26,461
Yes, couldn't we ride
1050
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:30,716
Side by side?
1051
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:36,887
Whoa!
1052
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:44,353
Whoa!
1053
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:48,103
"Look, Ma, no brains."
1054
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,781
Hup. Whoo!
1055
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:53,404
Miss Piggy. Whoa.
1056
01:00:57,737 --> 01:00:59,239
Wah! Oof!
1057
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:23,142
Why couldn't we fly?
1058
01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:27,442
I know we'd get by
1059
01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:32,065
- Sunny sky
- Pretty day
1060
01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:36,197
Just a push and we're on the way
1061
01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:39,496
Yes, couldn't we ride
1062
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,993
Side by side?
1063
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:47,625
Couldn't we ride?
1064
01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:09,230
Gangway! Watch it. Coming through.
1065
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:11,607
She's wonderful. She's so wonderful.
1066
01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:14,485
She certainly seems to know
where she's going. It's time.
1067
01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:19,198
All right, everybody.
Keep it moving. Don't linger.
1068
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:21,655
We just want to give them
a hint, a taste, a soupcon.
1069
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,365
Appetizers not four-course meals.
1070
01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:25,701
Marie. I don't think
we should chew gum.
1071
01:02:26,701 --> 01:02:29,750
Stephanie, those false eyelashes
are coming unglued.
1072
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,376
Those shoes are scuffed.
1073
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,925
- I know where they are. I'll get them...
- Sorry.
1074
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,345
Watch it, buster.
Oh. Mr. Holiday, I'm sorry.
1075
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,263
Hello.
1076
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:40,716
- Miss...
- Piggy.
1077
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:41,971
- Miss Piggy?
- Right.
1078
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,302
Of course.
1079
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:47,272
Have dinner with me tonight.
1080
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,770
Mr. Holiday, really, I'm very busy.
1081
01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,819
- Could we meet just for a moment?
- Underwear, underwear, underwear.
1082
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,488
Just one brief moment, Miss Piggy.
Miss...
1083
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:59,238
- Hmm?
- Miss Piggy.
1084
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:02,537
You're a very different-looking woman.
1085
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:06,037
I'm so tired of the same type.
Those tall, thin creatures
1086
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,620
with the long legs, the aquiline noses,
1087
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:13,173
the teeth like pearls, soft skin.
1088
01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:16,969
Yeah, well, I can see why that might
make you sick to your stomach.
1089
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,886
- Please now... Please...
- Miss Piggy.
1090
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:21,215
No! Please! No. Please, please.
1091
01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:24,722
Don't put a door between us.
1092
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,892
- Hi.
- Oh, Kermit.
1093
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:32,317
I was looking for
the men's room.
1094
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:35,692
Kermit, I just want you to meet
someone. This is Nicky Holiday.
1095
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,740
Mr. Holiday, this is Kermit,
my special friend.
1096
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:40,696
Oh.
1097
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:43,571
Nice to meet you.
1098
01:03:45,030 --> 01:03:46,907
Well, excuse me.
1099
01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:48,374
Hmm.
1100
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,579
- Need I say more?
- He's a frog, isn't he?
1101
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:54,464
Yes.
1102
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,299
Miss Piggy.
1103
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,216
We could've had something
very, very special.
1104
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:09,263
Now, I can't be responsible
for what might happen.
1105
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:14,226
Yeah, well, uh,
c'est la vie.
1106
01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,734
I don't know why you
love her like you do.
1107
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:20,781
I don't know why.
I just do.
1108
01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,403
Well, you'd better snap
out of it, and fast.
1109
01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:27,035
We've got to plant the goods
on her to take the heat off us.
1110
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,332
I know the plan.
I just wish there was another way.
1111
01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:32,502
It's the only way. Especially now
the cops are starting to ask questions.
1112
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:36,252
Okay, I'll do my job.
When I give the signal, you do yours.
1113
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:38,550
Forgive me, Miss Piggy.
1114
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,551
Am I dressed right for this?
1115
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,473
- You look fine, Fozzie.
- Thank you.
1116
01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:48,555
And now,
1117
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,854
without further ado,
1118
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:54,058
roses, hyacinths,
1119
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:57,110
lilacs and bluebells
1120
01:04:57,185 --> 01:05:01,315
- make up our first fashion bouquet.
- Ooh!
1121
01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:03,570
Pretty nice lines, huh?
1122
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,278
Yes and the dresses
aren't bad either.
1123
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,114
Here's capricious Carla,
1124
01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:12,542
a dream in hyacinth-blue chiffon
1125
01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:16,997
with the classic allure
of the white pleated collar and cuffs.
1126
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,754
The skirt,
a flutter of godets,
1127
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:23,258
all complemented
by the cloudy folds of blue
1128
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,886
forming the perfect
flower-framing hat.
1129
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,223
Fantastique.
And thank you, Carla.
1130
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,427
Pretty good-looking duds.
1131
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,105
I found the white pleated
collar alluring,
1132
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:38,230
but I was rather taken aback
by the flutter of godets.
1133
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:39,606
Mmm-hmm.
1134
01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:44,362
And now here's
delicious Darla
1135
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,489
in a swirl of apricot silk
1136
01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:50,698
above a tight bodice
with a cleverly draped décolletage.
1137
01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:52,953
Finishing with roses
1138
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:56,787
to match the confection of flowers
and silk on her head,
1139
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,623
forming a teeny-weeny hat.
1140
01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:08,556
Oh. Ow! My knee.
I think I've twisted it.
1141
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,305
You all right? You've got to get up!
You've got to go on!
1142
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,182
I can't go on!
1143
01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:16,060
Oh! You poor thing.
1144
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:19,939
Oh, don't worry, Marla.
I'll stay right here with you.
1145
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:23,443
You can't.
You've got to go on in her place.
1146
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:29,615
And now, the Lady Holiday
swimwear collection.
1147
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:34,624
Hey, Waldorf, wake up.
Here come the bikinis.
1148
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:37,623
Oh, boy. We'd better
synchronize our pacemakers.
1149
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:42,333
A cloud of lavender starburst pleating
surrounds our next model.
1150
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,214
Oh, I say!
1151
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:48,065
A miracle of spring
1152
01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:51,071
A miracle of beauty
1153
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:57,658
Be dazzled by the magic of one smile
1154
01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:00,789
A vision of loveliness
1155
01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,962
A universe of charms
1156
01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:08,009
We'll never rest until you're in our arms
1157
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:20,939
Daffodils, Miss Piggy
1158
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:24,359
Whippoorwills, Miss Piggy
1159
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:31,113
Everything that's lovely
Warm and spring, Miss Piggy
1160
01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:34,785
Fantasy, Miss Piggy
1161
01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:38,206
Ecstasy, Miss Piggy
1162
01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:41,581
All that's fair or fine or wonderful
1163
01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:44,754
Or anything, Miss Piggy
1164
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:50,882
Where does the rapture
Begin and grow?
1165
01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:57,138
Where does
Devotion and passion go?
1166
01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:01,471
Happiness, Miss Piggy
1167
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:04,933
One caress, Miss Piggy
1168
01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:09,396
All the world's ever wanted was you
1169
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,153
A dream come true
1170
01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:16,611
Oh, Miss Piggy, it's you
1171
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:38,426
Where does the rapture
Begin and grow?
1172
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:45,517
Where does
Devotion and passion go?
1173
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:49,027
Happiness, Miss Piggy
1174
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:52,231
One caress, Miss Piggy
1175
01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:56,864
All the world's ever wanted was you
1176
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,446
A dream come true
1177
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:14,507
Oh, Miss Piggy, it's you
1178
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,462
It's you
1179
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,174
It's you
1180
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:38,576
Oh, Miss Piggy, are you okay?
1181
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:43,031
Yeah, sure. I was just looking
for my contact lens.
1182
01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:53,758
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1183
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,586
Oh, dear. Oh, you poor thing.
1184
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:59,388
Excuse me. Here, put this on.
1185
01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:01,558
- You'll get a chill.
- Thank you very much.
1186
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:03,054
- You all right'?
- I don't know what happened.
1187
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:04,886
I must've tripped.
1188
01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:06,846
Wait a minute. What's this?
1189
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,691
I don't think these belong to me.
1190
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,645
Do you recognize this?
1191
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:17,949
That was my necklace.
But where are the diamonds?
1192
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:21,745
- Where are the diamonds?
- Miss Piggy stole my necklace.
1193
01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:24,864
- No.
- Miss Piggy, how could you?
1194
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:26,915
No! No! I don't know anything about it!
1195
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:30,461
Somebody must've put it... You!
1196
01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:33,255
- It was you! Kermit was right.
- Oh, no, no, no!
1197
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:36,175
You're a phony! Yes, you are.
1198
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:37,297
And you know what?
1199
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:40,380
You can't even sing!
Your voice was dubbed.
1200
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,557
Watch out, guys. Kermit!
1201
01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:45,430
Don't worry, Miss Piggy.
We'll get you out of this.
1202
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:49,014
It just goes to show
you can't trust anybody.
1203
01:11:49,096 --> 01:11:50,939
Excuse me, Lady Holiday,
will you be hiring any more pigs?
1204
01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:54,019
Well, I shall certainly
think twice about it.
1205
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:57,731
Kermit, find out if they'll
let me keep the costumes.
1206
01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,657
What about your most
famous piece of jewelry,
1207
01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:00,824
the fabulous Baseball Diamond?
1208
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,574
As from Monday,
the fabulous Baseball Diamond
1209
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:06,372
will go on permanent display
at the Mallory Gallery.
1210
01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,870
I shall never have it
either on my person
1211
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:10,952
or in my possession again.
1212
01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:12,833
That's right.
It'll be in our possession.
1213
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,006
Tuesday at midnight
we'll go to the Mallory Gallery.
1214
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:17,049
The Baseball Diamond will be ours.
1215
01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:23,138
So there I was,
backstage under a table.
1216
01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:27,177
I was doing a little
photographic essay on kneecaps,
1217
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,558
and I heard 'em planning
to steal the Baseball Diamond.
1218
01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:31,855
Bummer.
1219
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,650
- So what's the plan, man?
- I already told you.
1220
01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:36,978
Tuesday, midnight,
at the Mallory Gallery.
1221
01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:38,688
That's all I know.
1222
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,648
You mean they're really gonna
try to steal the diamond?
1223
01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:51,166
Quiet!
1224
01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:53,920
"Look, Mother,
it's my life, okay?
1225
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:56,839
"So if I want to live on a beach
and walk around naked..."
1226
01:12:57,957 --> 01:12:58,958
Oh.
1227
01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:01,965
Now, if we wanna get
Miss Piggy out of jail,
1228
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:04,172
we're gonna have to catch
those thieves red-handed.
1229
01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:05,847
Yes, Beau?
1230
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:07,592
What color are their hands now?
1231
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,764
Now, we're about to embark
on a potentially dangerous mission.
1232
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:16,351
There could be physical violence,
there could be gunplay,
1233
01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:18,903
and there's a slightest chance
that somebody might even get killed.
1234
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:21,606
So if anybody wants out,
now is the time to say it.
1235
01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,279
- I'm out.
- Me, too.
1236
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:25,655
- Ditto.
- Meep.
1237
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:29,573
Don't we have a gig around here,
or something or somewhere?
1238
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:31,783
Yeah, sorry.
I got a dental appointment.
1239
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:34,289
- It's like this, Kermit.
- I have to go to work all day.
1240
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:39,590
Hold it!
1241
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:45,054
Shame on you.
1242
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,717
I thought we were
in this thing together.
1243
01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:54,140
I'm just as scared as you are,
but this has to be done.
1244
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:58,230
We don't want the bad guys to win.
1245
01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:02,902
We've got to do
this for justice.
1246
01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:04,482
For freedom.
1247
01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:06,488
For honesty.
1248
01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:11,114
Boy, do I feel ashamed.
1249
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:14,041
Me, too. I feel like two cents.
1250
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,295
- I'm back in.
- You can count on me.
1251
01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:20,294
Oh, hey, I was only joking.
1252
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:23,798
Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun
to go out there and risk our lives.
1253
01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:25,966
- Yeah!
- All for one and one for all.
1254
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:27,297
Yeah!
1255
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:30,930
At times like this
I am proud to be an American.
1256
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,055
Hmm.
1257
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,223
Thank you. I knew I could count
on each and every one of you.
1258
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:38,812
Fozzie, are you okay?
1259
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:42,023
That took a lot out of me.
1260
01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:45,698
Okay. Now we don't have any time
to waste, so everybody gather 'round.
1261
01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,572
And the first thing we have
to do is make our plans.
1262
01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:50,741
- Right.
- Whoa!
1263
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:54,247
Or we could get some sleep.
1264
01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:12,850
Miss Piggy?
1265
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:13,926
What?
1266
01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:16,266
Your lawyer is here to see you.
1267
01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:19,182
Lawyer?
I don't have a lawyer.
1268
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:22,269
Ah, sure you do. Little green guy.
1269
01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:26,402
Kermie! Oh! No wonder
he hasn't come by to see me.
1270
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,232
He had to finish law school.
1271
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:41,162
Oh, Kermit! Oh!
1272
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,043
Two minutes, pig.
1273
01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:46,800
Oh, Kermie.
Oh, I've missed you so.
1274
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,253
Please.
The name is Rosenthal.
1275
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,257
I'm your attorney. That's the only way
they'd let me in here.
1276
01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:54,300
Oh, right.
1277
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:59,139
Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal.
It's been an eternity.
1278
01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:01,437
It's been 45 minutes.
1279
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,189
Time goes slow in the cooler.
1280
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:06,737
Well, I just want you to know
that we're gonna get you out of here,
1281
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:09,031
'cause we're gonna catch
those thieves red-handed.
1282
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:11,234
What color are their hands now?
1283
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:14,912
I don't think this is the time
for that type of humor.
1284
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:16,405
When you're in stir
1285
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:19,163
you take the laughs
when you can get 'em, Rosenthal.
1286
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,790
Yeah, well, anyway,
just stay put
1287
01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:24,713
because we've got a plan
and we're gonna prove you're innocent.
1288
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:28,259
You see, tomorrow night,
precisely at midnight,
1289
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,588
those thieves are gonna try to steal
Lady Holiday's Baseball Diamond
1290
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:32,887
from the Mallory Gallery.
1291
01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:36,183
- And we're gonna stop 'em.
- Oh, Kermit, be careful.
1292
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:38,686
Don't worry because
I've got Gonzo and Fozzie
1293
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:41,230
and all our friends from
the Happiness Hotel to help.
1294
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,024
- Those clowns?
- Mmm-hmm.
1295
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,519
Great. I'll be stuck
in the big house for life.
1296
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,780
"Big house"?
Is that prison talk?
1297
01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:53,117
Yeah, "big house,"
"squealer," "slammer."
1298
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,536
That's the lingo
we use here in the joint.
1299
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:59,370
Yeah. Well, you may
talk tough, Miss Piggy,
1300
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:02,201
but underneath I know
you're still the same beautiful,
1301
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:05,128
sensitive, vulnerable woman
I was out with the other night.
1302
01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,836
The one who scarfed down
all that caviar.
1303
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:12,211
You have such a
way with words.
1304
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,763
I love you, Rosenthal.
1305
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,571
You're wearing my mustache.
1306
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:37,494
Yeah, well, you have
mesh marks on your face.
1307
01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,504
- Glass cutter?
- Check.
1308
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,052
- Nylon rope?
- Check.
1309
01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,676
- Computer deprogrammer?
- Check.
1310
01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:57,756
- Stopwatch?
- Check.
1311
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,013
- Pocket laser?
- Check.
1312
01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:02,686
- Infrared reflex?
- Check.
1313
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:04,263
- Portable detonator?
- Check.
1314
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:08,025
- Whoopee cushion?
- I think it's in the bus.
1315
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:11,320
- Rubber raft?
- it's got holes in it.
1316
01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:13,527
Bag of chickens?
1317
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,197
- Fake vomit?
- it's on order.
1318
01:18:18,319 --> 01:18:20,572
- Frisbee?
- Oh, uh, lost.
1319
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,664
- Pneumatic drill?
- Check.
1320
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,663
- Computer printout?
- Check.
1321
01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:26,790
- Radar gun?
- Check.
1322
01:18:26,869 --> 01:18:28,246
- Walkie-talkies?
- Check.
1323
01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:45,931
- Wax lips?
- Man, I just had 'em.
1324
01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:47,481
Did you leave them
in your other pants?
1325
01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,400
I don't have no other pants.
1326
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,774
- Yoyo?
- For sure.
1327
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,030
- Harpoon gun?
- That's you.
1328
01:18:55,105 --> 01:18:57,904
Check.
1329
01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:00,281
All right, team.
1330
01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:02,079
Let's go for it.
1331
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,699
- Peanut butter?
- Animal ate it.
1332
01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:07,831
Sorry.
1333
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,835
Well, Kermit, I guess that's it.
1334
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,084
All right, everybody.
1335
01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:16,919
Let's go for it.
1336
01:19:35,396 --> 01:19:36,443
Go for it!
1337
01:20:51,221 --> 01:20:52,268
Beauregard.
1338
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:53,770
Back it up here.
1339
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:57,979
Shh. Shh.
1340
01:20:58,062 --> 01:20:59,780
- Okay. Quiet.
- Shh!
1341
01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,609
Okay. You guys
all got your disguises in place?
1342
01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,281
Shh.
1343
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,243
Wow.
1344
01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:13,786
Oh!
1345
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,064
- Wow!
- Shh.
1346
01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:36,688
- I'm taking a picture.
- Shh.
1347
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:38,610
Rowlf, hand me the blowtorch.
1348
01:21:38,685 --> 01:21:40,904
Blowtorch?
Who said anything about a blowtorch?
1349
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:42,902
I got some paper towels.
1350
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,029
How are we supposed
to cut through the bars
1351
01:21:45,109 --> 01:21:46,361
if nobody brought stuff to cut with?
1352
01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:49,822
I brought some hot mustard.
Maybe that'll eat through the bars.
1353
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:51,498
Eat through the bars!
1354
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,450
- Animal?
- What?
1355
01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:56,663
Hey. Why don't you see if you can
eat through these iron bars.
1356
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:59,624
Eat through bars.
1357
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,394
Goggy!
1358
01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:14,016
The cops!
1359
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:22,063
Do you know where Lady Holiday's
Baseball Diamond is being kept?
1360
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:25,863
Funnily enough, I do.
It's at the Mallory Gallery,
1361
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,285
a virtually impregnable fortress,
1362
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,613
- many miles from here.
- Oh.
1363
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,573
I only have a half
an hour to get there.
1364
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,658
On foot? You'll never make it.
1365
01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:36,748
I know. How about a ride?
1366
01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:38,628
You can read, I presume?
1367
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:44,719
Oh, couldn't you
make an exception for little old moi?
1368
01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:47,721
Not even for little old vous.
1369
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,134
- Pretty please?
- No!
1370
01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,139
I've tried to be nice.
1371
01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:56,013
- Huh?
- Hi-yah!
1372
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:03,403
Hey.
1373
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,397
What's all the racket?
1374
01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:07,449
What are you doing here?
1375
01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:09,151
A very brief cameo.
1376
01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:11,574
Me, too.
1377
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:42,727
Breaker one, this is Hamhock.
Do you read me'?
1378
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,277
Loud and clear, Hamhock.
1379
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:47,027
This is Dirty Bird.
What's your 20, over?
1380
01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:49,608
Well, good buddy,
we're westbound out of Highgate.
1381
01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:51,864
Any smokies between me
and Blimeytown?
1382
01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,823
Negatory, Hamhock.
You're free and clear.
1383
01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:56,953
Ten-four, Dirty Bird. Much obliged.
1384
01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,455
We got the hammer down
and we gone.
1385
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:04,214
I never ordered no pepperoni.
1386
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:07,213
It's right here on the slip.
Medium pepperoni with double cheese.
1387
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:09,090
That'sa right.
We don'ta make them,
1388
01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:10,716
- we justa deliver them.
- Mmm-hmm.
1389
01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:13,219
Somebody here called
Pizza Twins, and that's us.
1390
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,304
What's the name on that slip?
1391
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,478
Uh...
1392
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,433
- What's your name?
- Henderson.
1393
01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:25,978
- That's it! That's the name on the slip.
- Ah.
1394
01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:27,479
Uh...
1395
01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:31,233
- But I hate pepperoni.
- I'll eat it.
1396
01:24:31,692 --> 01:24:33,490
- Stand by, guys.
- Right!
1397
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:38,665
Ooh.
1398
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,003
'Ere. Just one moment.
1399
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:46,749
Can I see that slip?
1400
01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:47,966
Uh...
1401
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,260
Uh, Well...
1402
01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:52,429
Actually, this is the wrong slip.
1403
01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:55,223
That slip, sir,
you said it had my name on it.
1404
01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:57,176
Oh, thata slip.
1405
01:24:57,259 --> 01:24:59,762
Uh, uh, uh, thata slip we left at home.
1406
01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:02,394
But we gota the pepperoni.
1407
01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,770
- But I hate pepperoni.
- Hate pepperoni. Right.
1408
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,319
How about you could
feed it to the dogs?
1409
01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:09,362
Oh, yes. That'sa right.
Here, sir.
1410
01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:11,406
Oh, that's very thoughtful of you.
1411
01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:12,482
Thank you very much, sir.
1412
01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:29,591
What am I?
A glutton for punishment?
1413
01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:43,142
- Hey, Fozzie...
- Shh!
1414
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:45,223
Fozzie,
how do we get in?
1415
01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:47,685
Why don't we just ring the doorbell?
1416
01:25:47,768 --> 01:25:49,770
No, no, no. There's
got to be another way.
1417
01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,480
Well, you'd better
think of it pretty quick.
1418
01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:53,565
Those dogs have nearly
finished the pizza.
1419
01:25:54,608 --> 01:25:55,905
I know. The roof.
1420
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:59,322
Oh, man.
No way we'll ever get up there.
1421
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:33,529
Phew.
1422
01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:36,279
So far I'm not having any fun.
1423
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:37,860
Let me talk to 'em.
1424
01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:40,112
Woof woof.
Woof woof.
1425
01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:47,036
it helps to know
a second language.
1426
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,252
It's nearly midnight.
1427
01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:52,628
What am I going to do?
1428
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,053
Hey! Hey, you! Hey!
1429
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,899
What an unbelievable coincidence.
1430
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,538
Now, this window probably
has an alarm system on it.
1431
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,169
Ah, my assistant Beaker
will check it out.
1432
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:35,000
Go on, Beaker.
1433
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:54,190
Very good, Beaker.
Now it's perfectly safe.
1434
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:57,193
Oh, good.
Animal, do your stuff.
1435
01:28:04,905 --> 01:28:06,703
Sorry.
1436
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:19,632
There it is.
The fabulous Baseball Diamond.
1437
01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:24,265
How are we
gonna get down there?
1438
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:26,139
I suggest we jump.
1439
01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:28,687
Are you crazy?
That's about a hundred feet.
1440
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:31,185
I didn't say it was
a good suggestion.
1441
01:28:31,264 --> 01:28:33,562
Maybe we could jump partway.
1442
01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,526
Oh, boy, what do we do now?
1443
01:28:42,609 --> 01:28:45,738
We're just gonna have to go down there
and catch those thieves red-handed.
1444
01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:48,074
What color are their hands now?
1445
01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:01,504
We'll just have to improvise.
1446
01:29:01,586 --> 01:29:03,680
We'll make a ladder out of
whatever will hold us.
1447
01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:06,850
Good idea. Here's the paper towels.
1448
01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:11,931
I'm coming, Kermie!
1449
01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:20,447
Well, you wanted excitement.
1450
01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:17,287
Excuse me, I don't think
that belongs to you.
1451
01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:24,003
Say cheese!
1452
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:29,675
Woman!
1453
01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,226
Hey, nice catch, Animal.
1454
01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:35,021
- Heads up, Lew.
- Over here, Rowlf! Yeah, got it!
1455
01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:37,019
Hot potato! Keep away.
Here we go.
1456
01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:42,612
I got it. Thank you.
Be careful, guys.
1457
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:44,360
Catch it. Get him!
1458
01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:49,278
Still got a good eye.
1459
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:52,615
Welcome to the wild world
of Muppet sports.
1460
01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:55,120
This is Louis Kazagger
with a play-by-play
1461
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,372
- of the game.
- Woman!
1462
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:59,330
And it looks like ladies' night
here at the gallery.
1463
01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:02,211
- Peekaboo.
- Hey! Ba-ba-do-be-bop.
1464
01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,551
Okay. Here she comes, boy!
1465
01:31:13,009 --> 01:31:16,354
Hey, way to chuck,
way to look, way to move!
1466
01:31:16,429 --> 01:31:19,399
Popcorn, popcorn.
Get your red-hot popcorn.
1467
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:28,282
Popcorn, chicken?
1468
01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,282
Woman!
1469
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:34,414
Woman!
1470
01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:36,499
Okay, okay.
1471
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:38,918
Lew Zealand leads off the order
as we join the game.
1472
01:31:39,077 --> 01:31:40,078
Whoa!
1473
01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:43,081
Chuck it to me, Beakie baby.
1474
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:44,507
Pitchy witchy, Beaker.
1475
01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:47,301
Pitcher, you couldn't hit
the broad side of a barn!
1476
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:49,429
Picture of the pitcher.
1477
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,256
Wait for what you want, Lew, baby.
1478
01:31:51,965 --> 01:31:53,308
Rah, rah, rah!
1479
01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:55,098
Beaker goes into the windup.
1480
01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,520
It's the pitch.
1481
01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:00,478
It's a high fly ball to Kermit the Frog.
1482
01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:03,936
I got it. I got it. I got it.
1483
01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:06,734
Hey, gimme that diamond,
you crook.
1484
01:32:08,189 --> 01:32:10,157
Come on, guys. Get him.
1485
01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:12,110
- All right. Back off!
- Ooh!
1486
01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:15,363
But, Nicky, why are you doing this?
1487
01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:18,576
Why am I doing this? Because
I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.
1488
01:32:18,658 --> 01:32:22,333
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Holiday, sir.
Would you let Kermit go?
1489
01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:24,631
If you hold him too long
he'll just give you warts.
1490
01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:26,341
Oh, no. He's coming with us.
1491
01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:28,089
Come on, girls. Let's get out of here.
1492
01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:50,739
Hi-yah!
1493
01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:57,117
Hi-yah!
1494
01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:01,121
- Hi-yah!
- Ow!
1495
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,332
Watch out!
1496
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:04,583
Miss Piggy!
1497
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:06,505
Yeah! Way to go!
1498
01:33:08,124 --> 01:33:10,092
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
1499
01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:27,193
Bye-bye.
1500
01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:33,359
- You were magnificent, Miss Piggy.
- I did it all for you.
1501
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:34,818
- Could I have just a moment?
- Oh, thank you.
1502
01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:36,278
Por nada.
1503
01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:38,325
Oh.
1504
01:33:39,197 --> 01:33:42,041
- I really did care for you, you know.
- I know.
1505
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,620
We could've had the world
on a silver platter.
1506
01:33:45,203 --> 01:33:47,752
That silver's turned to iron bars,
Nicky.
1507
01:33:48,206 --> 01:33:49,674
Don't hate me,
Miss Piggy.
1508
01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:53,504
Oh, I don't. It's just that
somehow along the road
1509
01:33:53,586 --> 01:33:55,884
I found out the difference
between wrong and right.
1510
01:33:56,297 --> 01:33:58,345
You're wrong...
1511
01:33:58,424 --> 01:33:59,892
He's right.
1512
01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:06,608
Huh.
Would you believe it, Statler?
1513
01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:09,648
They're heroes.
Now they're gonna be obnoxious.
1514
01:34:09,727 --> 01:34:12,697
So what else is new?
1515
01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:15,150
Well, I say all's well that ends well.
1516
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,486
It doesn't matter to me
as long as it ends.
1517
01:34:25,326 --> 01:34:28,045
it was nice of The Chronicle
to pay for our flight home.
1518
01:34:28,121 --> 01:34:31,625
Yeah, but a man should be
treated better than his luggage.
1519
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:34,336
Yeah, well, my luggage
was sucked out the door.
1520
01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:36,421
Luckily my radio's frozen to my wrist.
1521
01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:41,055
Okay, guys.
Everybody out for the USA.
1522
01:34:41,134 --> 01:34:43,353
Oh, boy. How close are we?
1523
01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:45,726
Oh, about 30,000 feet.
1524
01:34:45,805 --> 01:34:47,432
- You mean...
- Yup.
1525
01:34:48,266 --> 01:34:49,984
Happy landing!
1526
01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:52,649
Whoa!
1527
01:34:53,396 --> 01:34:55,524
Come on, carrot top.
1528
01:35:07,785 --> 01:35:11,164
- We've had comedy
- We've had mystery
1529
01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:14,592
We've had a real good time
and solved a crime real easily
1530
01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:18,262
- Hey, a movie
- I just can't believe they did it
1531
01:35:18,338 --> 01:35:21,683
- Starring everybody
- And me!
1532
01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:25,433
- There was spectacle
- There was fantasy
1533
01:35:25,511 --> 01:35:28,560
- Where we took a chance
- And saw romance end happily
1534
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:29,641
In a movie
1535
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:30,725
Oh, Kermie!
1536
01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:32,276
I just love a happy ending
1537
01:35:32,352 --> 01:35:36,232
- One for everybody
Everybody
1538
01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:39,693
- Everybody
- Everybody
1539
01:35:39,776 --> 01:35:43,201
- Everybody
- Everybody
1540
01:35:43,279 --> 01:35:46,328
Everybody in the world
1541
01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:48,034
- And me.
- And me.
1542
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:49,752
- And me.
- And me.
1543
01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,670
- And me.
- And me.
1544
01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:53,461
And me.
1545
01:35:54,290 --> 01:35:55,507
And me.
1546
01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:57,714
- And me.
- And me.
1547
01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,512
- And me.
- And me.
1548
01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:01,214
And me.
1549
01:36:01,297 --> 01:36:03,095
- And me.
- And me.
1550
01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:06,056
And me.
1551
01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:29,201
Just warmer and colder
1552
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:33,042
Than springtime or snow
1553
01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:38,294
The first time it happens, you know
1554
01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:46,969
And so you fall
1555
01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:50,476
And how complete it is
1556
01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:55,106
And for each moment that it lasts
1557
01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:58,529
How sweet it is
1558
01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:41,948
Wait a minute!
Wait! Hold it right there.
1559
01:37:42,065 --> 01:37:43,942
Don't go home yet.
1560
01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:45,947
Say cheese.
1561
01:37:48,237 --> 01:37:49,534
I'll send you each a copy.