1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 WARNING: The film contains images of sex and extreme violence. ONLY for adults. 2 00:00:08,893 --> 00:00:12,935 Translated by Alexus 3 00:00:14,939 --> 00:00:19,239 BDRip Ressync: amiable 4 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:07,425 Damn, damn, damn! 5 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:11,157 Ian, please ... Calm down! 6 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:14,653 Stay calm? The car're locked! My dad will be pissed if I go without the car! 7 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:18,679 Relax, try again tomorrow with the spare key. 8 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,170 Damn! 9 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:42,070 Do not think you will break the car window! 10 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:44,950 Get out my face! 11 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,760 What the fuck you looking at? 12 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,140 Stop looking at my girlfriend, its tail! -Ian, please! 13 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:04,771 You want to fuck it is? Do not even think about it! 14 00:04:05,515 --> 00:04:08,579 You know she's hot too much for you as a dwarf. 15 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:11,075 Then go home and beat a wank ... 16 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:16,651 No, please 17 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,960 No! 18 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,150 No, please! 19 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,610 Please do not! 20 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,420 No, please, please ... No! 21 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,400 Ian! 22 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,848 Hey, I have no time to lose ... 23 00:09:26,247 --> 00:09:28,348 I have about 10 people waiting to see this place. 24 00:09:29,389 --> 00:09:31,356 And I just get money. You have money? 25 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:35,654 -Lights The lights are on here ... I think. 26 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,386 Hey, let's sign the damn contract Or what? 27 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,373 Hello, my name is Mark of the Screen Actors Guild 28 00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:40,060 ... I am the actress of "The Human Centipede" He said that is not available ... 29 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:44,085 ... is in London recording a movie. 30 00:12:44,086 --> 00:12:46,520 Thank you for your interest I hope to help in the future. Goodbye. 31 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,479 Stop crying 32 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,640 If Dad is not going to punish 33 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,289 Oh ... my God! 34 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,569 You shit again? 35 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,409 you pig 36 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:55,610 I called and Dr.Sebring he is waiting for you! ... Get up! 37 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,460 Hello Martin 38 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,470 Martin 39 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,600 Sit here with us. 40 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,460 Well .... 41 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,300 Martin here is your medicine 42 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:11,000 Martin, I came here because his mother very concerned. 43 00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:14,389 He did not talk to a centipede ... 44 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,449 made up of 12 people! 45 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,600 What does that mean? 46 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,210 Let's see ... 47 00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:32,360 -The centipede can be considered a phallic symbol ... 48 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:37,510 ... animals are very aggressive and their bites are very painful. 49 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:43,700 Perhaps it is connecting the pain of the bite of a centipede ... 50 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:49,260 with years of psychological abuse and sexually by her father. 51 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,670 I miss my husband. 52 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,886 And you are the reason he's in jail! 53 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:12,471 Sometimes people get problems because of these abuses 54 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,590 ... mutilate their own genitals 55 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,261 Sorry, I gotta go. There is nothing to worry about. 56 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,080 I'm sure it will pass. 57 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:47,820 Martin 58 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,360 Good boy. 59 00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:18,434 I decided that we have to kill us 60 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,380 This song is me crazy! 61 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,010 I no longer take any more! 62 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:11,115 He no longer supports the music! 63 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:19,093 Come on, tell them. Be a man like your father! 64 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:27,457 I want to say something retarded? I hear my music as I want! 65 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,499 Kill both of us! I beg you! 66 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,817 Shut up and fuck, old! 67 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,570 What the hell? ... 68 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:45,284 I will listen to so high that I'll leave you deaf, ok its tail? ... 69 00:21:46,142 --> 00:21:50,146 If you bother me again I go down and break your neck, damn it! 70 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:59,533 Dwarf fag, I'll listen to the cd so high that I will break down the walls. 71 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,084 Cock sucker you moron! 72 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,576 The lips of B to C 73 00:22:34,159 --> 00:22:36,847 and anus from A to B. 74 00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:40,552 intersect in a circle 75 00:22:40,553 --> 00:22:43,851 between the border between the skin and mucosa 76 00:22:53,904 --> 00:22:59,254 Anus and mouth and from A to B and from B to C 77 00:23:00,449 --> 00:23:07,046 ... Connecting the grafts incisions of the jaw 78 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:21,132 Ingestion of A. .. goes to B 79 00:23:23,312 --> 00:23:26,477 ... EC performs the excretion 80 00:23:30,769 --> 00:23:32,076 the human centipede 81 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:20,128 We'll dinner when we get there? 82 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,990 No! 83 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,040 Wow What are all these numbers? 84 00:29:03,730 --> 00:29:06,562 It was one of the most stupid I did. 85 00:29:11,373 --> 00:29:25,069 Valerie is the face of the club. 86 00:29:25,070 --> 00:29:26,220 Is anyone there? 87 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,260 It has a dwarf masturbating. 88 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:33,300 You're drunk! - No, I'm serious! 89 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,845 Hello, here is Ariadne Creative Management 90 00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:42,069 You wanted information of an actress of Human Centipede for a hearing 91 00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:45,817 ... I just spoke with Ms. Yennie and she is excited 92 00:32:46,894 --> 00:32:49,639 ... and eager to be part the cast of the new Tarantino movie 93 00:32:50,318 --> 00:32:59,179 Call me as soon as possible to 7134990913. Thank you. Goodbye 94 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:09,661 Damn! 95 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,460 It's just a movie! 96 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,519 The Human Centipede is a fucking movie! 97 00:33:22,139 --> 00:33:23,289 He wants to sew us! 98 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,797 He wants to sew the mouth to the tail! 99 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:49,280 stop crying and swallow everything that excites Dad 100 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,410 What is this? 101 00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:35,360 100% of medical accuracy "? 102 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,150 The mouth to the anus? 103 00:35:45,848 --> 00:35:47,428 A single digestive system 104 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,696 This is the movie perverted you always say? 105 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,406 I want it out of my house! 106 00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:21,310 Damn! 107 00:41:49,231 --> 00:41:52,902 Swallow it, bitch ... Swallow 108 00:41:58,533 --> 00:42:01,873 feed it! ... feed her 109 00:42:30,873 --> 00:42:32,598 This was great! 110 00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:36,410 You know what? ... 111 00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:40,546 Her pussy is cheirosinha! 112 00:42:43,090 --> 00:42:44,240 How's up, Doc? 113 00:42:48,142 --> 00:42:53,169 Oh, I prefer the retarded boy ... but it gives to the expense. 114 00:42:53,998 --> 00:42:56,389 I know a place specialized these things. 115 00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:01,873 Oh yes, she's good, right? 116 00:43:02,844 --> 00:43:04,704 What do you charge to give the tail? 117 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,544 Dear ... $ 50. 118 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,894 Jesus! ... Who the hell are you? 119 00:43:24,424 --> 00:43:26,183 What the fuck have you done? 120 00:43:30,576 --> 00:43:36,289 I'm getting ... keep looking! Stay there looking ... you pervert! 121 00:43:36,290 --> 00:43:37,446 Go away! 122 00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,034 Before I leave the car and the thing for you to get ugly 123 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,524 No, please ... please. 124 00:44:15,630 --> 00:44:16,780 Martin? 125 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:25,310 I am ... Dr. Sebring! 126 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,152 So ... This is where you work? 127 00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:38,783 This is not right, Martin. 128 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:42,750 What are you doing ... is wrong. 129 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:49,177 Martin ... I can help. 130 00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:51,370 but you must give me the gun. 131 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,453 Imagine what his father would say 132 00:45:04,490 --> 00:45:05,807 Martin! Martin no, no ... 133 00:46:17,952 --> 00:46:19,102 Please ... 134 00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:21,700 ... I will not tell anyone. 135 00:46:22,401 --> 00:46:23,551 Please! 136 00:46:24,829 --> 00:46:26,703 No. .. I will not tell anyone. 137 00:46:28,677 --> 00:46:30,961 Fuck it! Son of a bitch! 138 00:46:33,069 --> 00:46:34,614 Somebody help me! 139 00:47:27,210 --> 00:47:31,403 Hello Martin. I am Ariadne. I called to confirm that Mrs. Yenni 140 00:47:32,903 --> 00:47:36,323 will arrive at London airport at 06 h 141 00:47:36,324 --> 00:47:39,197 I hope that your driver is there 142 00:47:39,198 --> 00:47:42,390 And I hope that everything goes right to the test Thank you. Goodbye. 143 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:14,056 I can not believe that you will work in a Quentin Tarantino. 144 00:48:16,450 --> 00:48:18,382 My agents are very happy. 145 00:48:22,422 --> 00:48:26,949 Would not it be better to call him to say that I'm on my way? 146 00:48:32,008 --> 00:48:33,158 Have you seen The Human Centipede? 147 00:48:36,899 --> 00:48:39,361 I was interested in the film the medical aspect of the matter. 148 00:48:40,029 --> 00:48:43,755 If you were a surgeon, actually could do that. 149 00:48:44,425 --> 00:48:45,575 Very scary. 150 00:48:49,562 --> 00:48:55,255 It was hard work ... I demanded, in the contract one hour massage per night. 151 00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:58,014 You know ... Why do not require? 152 00:48:59,021 --> 00:49:03,727 Oh, and we all had to take a shower before ... 153 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:08,824 ... to stay near the butt of the other. You will not smell anything, you know? 154 00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:11,520 I'm allergic to germs. 155 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:30,247 Oh! There seems to Tarantino's car 156 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,822 Do you have an umbrella? This rain will ruin the hair. 157 00:49:47,778 --> 00:49:48,928 okay. 158 01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:53,680 Please! Please! ... 159 01:06:55,931 --> 01:06:57,081 ... Please do not hurt me! 160 01:06:59,305 --> 01:07:02,814 Please! ... ... I do what you want. 161 01:08:29,911 --> 01:08:32,871 Hi, is the Mark of the Screen Actors Guild again ... 162 01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:35,865 ... Please forget the previous message Fortunately we got a date on the agenda 163 01:08:35,866 --> 01:08:39,799 ... and our customer is excited to test for Mr. Tarantino. 164 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:44,126 I hope to confirm that's all right. 165 01:08:44,127 --> 01:08:48,153 Please call me as soon as possible this phone number. 166 01:08:48,154 --> 01:08:50,104 Thank you, Hope to see you soon. Goodbye 167 01:24:11,778 --> 01:24:14,945 Subtitles by Alexus.