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I'm the police.

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And I'm here to arrest you.

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You've broken the law.

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I did not write the law.

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I may even disagree with the law.

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But I will enforce it.

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No matter how you plead, cajole,
beg or attempt to stir my sympathies,

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nothing you do will stop me from placing
you in a steel cage with grey bars.

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If you run away, I will chase you.

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If you fight me, I will fight back.

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If you shoot at me, I will shoot back.

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By the law,
I am unable to walk away.

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I'm a consequence.

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I am the unpaid bill.

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I am fate with a badge and a gun.

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Behind my badge is a heart like yours.

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I bleed.

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I think.

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I love.

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And yes, I can be killed.

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And although I'm but one man...

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... I have thousands of brothers and sisters
who are the same as me.

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They will lay down their lives for me.

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And I them.

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We stand watch together.

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A thin blue line.

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Protecting the prey from the predators.

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The good from the bad.

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We are the police.

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Thirteen X-ray nine is in pursuit of a
Code vehicle west on two seven.

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Go ahead, motherfucker.

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Try to run, you son of a bitch.

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Hold on, hold on!

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Eastbound through the alley at
twenty hundred block from Hooper.

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Now eastbound through the alley
at twenty hundred block from Hooper.

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Oh shit!

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Come around, come around!

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Move!

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Get the fuck around!

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Pull to the right!

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Pull to the right!

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He's not going to pull to the right.

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You stupid motherfucker!

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He almost lost it!

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Pit him!

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Pit him!

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Got him!

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Fuck you!

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You good?

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Good.

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This fucker's down.

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I'm going to hook him.

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You're all good.

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Thirteen x-ray nine,
you can show a Code Four.

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Thirteen x nine is requesting additional

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supervisors to the four
thousand block at Naomi.

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Walk it off.

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You good?

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I'm good.

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Holy shit.

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Yeah, motherfucker.

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All right.

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This is my day job.

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Some of you... Sorry, bro, I'm recording.

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This is my day job.

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Some of you might know me as Brian.

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Or Taylor.

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But here I am Police
Officer Two Brian Taylor.

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This is where the forces of good,
prepare to fight to forces of evil.

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This is my partner, Officer Zavala.

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I'm in my chones.

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I know, come on.

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- No no, I'm in my chones.

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We work basic patrol here at Newton.

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One of the toughest divisions in the LAPD.

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Shootin' Newton, that's right.

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Lucky Thirteen.

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This is a department issue sidearm.

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Glock nineteen.

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Spyderco tactical knife.

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This little thing can break windows.

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Two Smith and Wesson handcuffs.

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Can of OC spray.

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Pepper spray.

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Two extra mags.

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What else?

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That's my nametag.

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You can see my partner's dirty locker.

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Yours is like a woman.

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Look at this.

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What is this, Pottery Barn?

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Are you going to shut the fuck up
and get ready for roll call?

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Don't swear.

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I have to edit that out, when you swear.

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Oh fuck.

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Oh shit.

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Fuck.

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You kids having fun?

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Look, it's Officer Van Houser.

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Officer Three.

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Van Houser.

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Considered unpromotable
by the department.

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And the angriest fucking cop in the world.

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I'm going to tell Sarge
that you're taping in here.

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What'd you say?

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I'm going to tell Sarge
that you're taping in here.

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It's not really called taping anymore.

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It uses flash cards,
but it's not really a...

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Don't worry about it.

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God damn it!

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Like that?

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Turn it on.

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Am I recording you?

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Yes, and I'm recording you.

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That's so cool.

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That thing there?

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That's the lens right there.

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Just like this right here.

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Hey guys, quiet down.

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All right, let's settle down.

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Let's settle down.

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Captain's here, he'd
like to say a few words.

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Let's quiet down.

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Thank you, Sergeant.

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Good afternoon.

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Good afternoon.

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- Put it down.

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I'd like to welcome back Zavala and Taylor.

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D.A.cleared these guys
in last month's shooting.

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Turned out to be a good shooting.

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I know firsthand what
you guys went through.

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It's a unpleasant experience
being under that much scrutiny.

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But you need to remember something.

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An on the job shooting
is still considered a homicide.

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It's never an easy ride.

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If you do the right thing,
I will always have your back.

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Do the wrong thing and cross me,
I will personally throw you under the bus.

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Am I clear?

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Yes sir!

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Taylor, am I clear?

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- Yes sir.

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Sergeant, am I clear?

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- Yes sir.

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Have a nice day.

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Thank you, Captain.

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Quiet down!

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See this?

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It's a ticket book.

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Inside are things called tickets.

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Son of a bitch.

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You can do things like stop motorists,

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and cut citations for speeding
or going through a light.

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You all need to write.

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Sarge, we cut citations every watch.

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I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to these two idiots.

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My partner has a question.

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I don't really know how to write.

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But I do sign and draw pictures.

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Seriously, you don't start writing,
Captain's going to shit on my head,

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and in turn,
I'm gonna shit on yours.

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And I promise you,
you guys are going to be separated.

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Do it, Sarge.

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Orozco and Davis, X Twenty-five.

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Peterson and Washington, X Forty One.

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Zavala and Taylor, you got X Thirteen.

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Williams and Cho, X Eight.

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Alameda and Green, X Twenty-one.

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Van Houser and Sook, X Four.

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Yeah, Sarge?

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That's not our area.

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That's not your area?

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No, we work Nine.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh no, you're right.

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You're on X Thirteen.

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Sorry fellas, this isn't Monopoly.

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You don't get to choose your real estate.

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Now go.

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Get out.

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Zavala, try not to kill anybody
before the end of the watch.

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Really, Sarge?

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Sir, if we kill someone in X Thirteen,
can we go back to X Nine?

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Today is a brand new day.

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Get the shop, gas the shop, wash the shop.

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Make sure day watch didn't leave
behind any surprises for us.

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Look for guns, drugs, puke.

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Pay attention, Boot.

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Goodbye.

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Hurry up- Yes sir.

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How you doing, Van Houser?

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I warned you about that shit.

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Where you running with that piece, Boot?

193
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What?

194
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Why you so scared?

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Go, go!

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Jesus Christ!

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- Go on, shit.

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It's like it's day one.

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Boot, slow down with that piece.

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Slow down!

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Orozco, have you been working out?

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Yeah, with your mom.

203
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Why are you shooting everything?

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It's for his class.

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I thought you were studying law.

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Pre-law.

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I need an art elective.

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I'm taking filmmaking.

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Well, get my good side.

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You don't have a good side.

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Listen, you know they can subpoena
that shit if something goes sideways, right?

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Think twice.

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Two words.

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Erase button.

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Two words: Just because you guys think
you're these big ghetto gunfighters now,

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don't mean you can be dropping your calls.

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That was at least two dozen words.

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Well, I barely got a G.E.D.
so what do you expect, white boy?

219
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Saddle up, ladies,
we're sick of holding up your end.

220
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Admit it, you'd hit that shit.

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Orozco.

222
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Yeah.

223
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With a cinderblock.

224
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Check the roof, Boot.

225
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Where's your shop?

226
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I got Red Bull, Monster, and-

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They all say thirteen, check the roof.

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Thank you, ma'am.

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Faster, Boot, let's go - Get in the car!

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- Yes sir!

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And then I got you some kombucha
because I know you like that stuff.

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Fuck that shit!

233
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What is that?

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It's good to be back, man.

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Old lady was driving me crazy at the casa,
like making me do shit.

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Oh no!

237
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She dared ask for your
help around the house.

238
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That's incredible.

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Outrageous.

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Just because I look like
the dudes from Home Depot,

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doesn't mean I do the shit
the dudes from Home Depot do.

242
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I would never profile you as a man
who helps his wife with chores.

243
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Shut up.

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Dude, I'm your homie.

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I would never do that.

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Her brother was always coming
over during the day to swim.

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Every day.

248
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I hate everything about him.

249
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He smells like weed sometimes.

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Like he's got a prescription.

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The guy was like:
"No, it's all good"

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and I was like whatever,
get him the hell out of here.

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I swear to God I'm filling
in that pool with cement.

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Not personally, bcause you'll hire
a Home Depot dude for that task.

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Fuck you.

256
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Thirteen X thirteen.

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Four fifteen man at nine
seven four two Maple.

258
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Code Two.

259
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Incident four five six two.

260
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Thirteen X thirteen.

261
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Roger, show us enroute.

262
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,555
X thirteen roger.

263
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First customer of the day.

264
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I hope they enjoy our police service.

265
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Suck my dick!

266
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That motherfucker's a lying ass nigger.

267
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Fuck him and fuck you too!

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Shut your fucking ?if you touch me,
I will kill you.

269
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Stay where you are.

270
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I don't give a fuck about
both you motherfuckers.

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I'm ready to die today.

272
00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:30,270
Fuck y'all.

273
00:10:30,305 --> 00:10:31,763
This can go several ways right now.

274
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,847
It is all about your attitude.

275
00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:34,853
Fuck you!

276
00:10:34,888 --> 00:10:35,680
I got my mail!

277
00:10:35,715 --> 00:10:36,437
I helped him!

278
00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,472
I helped him give me my mail!

279
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,805
I'm getting tired of this shit!

280
00:10:39,888 --> 00:10:40,187
All right.

281
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,638
- I'm not playing with you all.

282
00:10:41,722 --> 00:10:43,438
Sir, if you've been drinking,
you need to stay the fuck inside

283
00:10:43,738 --> 00:10:44,555
and not intimidate the mailman.

284
00:10:44,638 --> 00:10:45,221
That's it.

285
00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:45,770
Fuck you!

286
00:10:45,805 --> 00:10:47,055
You need to shut the fuck up!

287
00:10:47,263 --> 00:10:49,138
- Because without that badge and gun,
you ain't shit.

288
00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:49,472
- Yeah?

289
00:10:50,138 --> 00:10:51,305
You're less than motherfucking nothing.

290
00:10:51,972 --> 00:10:54,388
You motherfucking border hopping,
donkey riding, Mexican motherfucker.

291
00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:55,055
- Oh yeah?

292
00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:55,603
Is that so?

293
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,055
You want to find out what I'm about?

294
00:10:57,305 --> 00:10:57,937
Show me!

295
00:10:57,972 --> 00:10:58,305
Yeah, I wanna see!

296
00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:58,853
Fuck.

297
00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:01,305
Let's settle this right here like
grown men, motherfucker!

298
00:11:01,388 --> 00:11:02,138
Not again, man.

299
00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:02,853
What'd you say?

300
00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:03,763
You wanna take a fade?

301
00:11:03,798 --> 00:11:04,603
You want to fight me?

302
00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:05,305
Yeah, I want to fight you.

303
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:05,978
Let's go, bro.

304
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,680
I whip your punk ass you going
to get the fuck out of my crib?

305
00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:09,270
Hell no.

306
00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:10,846
But you called me out.

307
00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,388
Now I'm calling you out.

308
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:12,687
What's up?

309
00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:16,555
You whip my ass I'll put those motherfucking
handcuffs on my motherfucking self.

310
00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:17,305
And that's on the set.

311
00:11:17,388 --> 00:11:18,020
Door.

312
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,138
It's going to be a pleasure
beating your bitch ass.

313
00:11:19,173 --> 00:11:20,055
My fucking fantasy.

314
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,222
I don't know who the fuck you think
you're fucking with, but I love this shit.

315
00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:25,805
To beat a motherfucking
punk-ass police ass like yours.

316
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:25,853
Keep talking.

317
00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:27,555
- Let's get this shit popping, motherfucker.

318
00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:41,388
Oh shit.

319
00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:46,972
This shit's crazy!

320
00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:54,805
Fucking kick his ass!

321
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,222
Come on!

322
00:12:06,722 --> 00:12:07,888
Now get the fuck up.

323
00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:09,103
You like that?

324
00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:10,138
This ain't no wrassling match.

325
00:12:10,173 --> 00:12:10,697
You all right?

326
00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:11,222
You all right?

327
00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:12,722
Come on!

328
00:12:16,722 --> 00:12:17,305
Oh shit!

329
00:12:19,222 --> 00:12:19,805
Come on!

330
00:12:23,138 --> 00:12:26,805
That's what happens when
you fuck with the police.

331
00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:29,972
Yeah, come on.

332
00:12:30,055 --> 00:12:30,472
Take him!

333
00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:34,972
Fuck you, border hopping motherfucker!

334
00:12:47,305 --> 00:12:48,388
You all right?

335
00:12:48,423 --> 00:12:49,472
Gimme the hooks.

336
00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:09,222
What's up, putos?

337
00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:12,305
It's big bad Wicked from
Curbside Gang Locotes.

338
00:13:13,388 --> 00:13:14,305
You ready for this shit?

339
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,222
Fuck yeah.

340
00:13:15,305 --> 00:13:17,103
I was born to fucking do this shit.

341
00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:20,555
Show these motherfuckers
whose barrio this is.

342
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:21,888
You almost ran the light, stupid.

343
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,305
You're going to get us pulled over, La.

344
00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,103
Fuck that shit.

345
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,770
I gotta fucking be at work.

346
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,240
You better not bust out
wasting my motherfucking time,

347
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,222
I'm gonna tell
you that shit right now.

348
00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,805
La La,
when are you going to fuck the homeboy?

349
00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:35,472
I am not fucking the homeboy, dog.

350
00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:37,472
Shit, what do I look like?

351
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:40,388
The little fucking paisa hoochies
you guys fucking kick it with?

352
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:41,722
What you packing?

353
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,888
I'm packing a motherfucking thirty
round clip for these swamp ass niggers.

354
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:45,687
This is it right here.

355
00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,472
Slow down, this is the street.

356
00:13:47,507 --> 00:13:47,972
This is it.

357
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:48,520
All right.

358
00:13:48,555 --> 00:13:50,805
Wicked, you're going to jump
and get the party started, got it?

359
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,305
- I got it.

360
00:13:51,388 --> 00:13:53,437
Listen to the homie.

361
00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:54,805
All right, put your
fucking face on, let's go!

362
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,603
Get your shit ready.

363
00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:57,222
Put that fucking shit away!

364
00:13:57,305 --> 00:13:59,305
Your fucking shit is good to go.

365
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,888
What the fuck do I have to fucking tell you?

366
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:01,972
I don't want to fucking have to baby you!

367
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:04,305
OK, ready homies.

368
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:04,937
Get ready.

369
00:14:04,972 --> 00:14:05,722
Get your fucking face on!

370
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:06,055
- All right.

371
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:06,972
Fuck.

372
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:07,388
You guys ready?

373
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:08,114
- Ready.

374
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:08,805
All right.

375
00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:13,437
But on some real shit, though,
I wanted to holler at you.

376
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,523
All my niggers keep on talking
about how you got your ass

377
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:17,555
whipped by a motherfucking
little punk-ass wonton.

378
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,906
No, these niggers is hating.

379
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,222
Let me tell you something.

380
00:14:20,305 --> 00:14:21,937
Me and the cop got  down, right?

381
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:25,638
Motherfucker took off his badge,
dropped his gun.

382
00:14:25,673 --> 00:14:26,989
I mean, he kept it gangster.

383
00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:28,305
We straight up squabbled.

384
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:29,055
Head up.

385
00:14:29,388 --> 00:14:31,222
But they still took you
to the County though?

386
00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:32,770
Yeah, but for disorderly conduct.

387
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,103
Not for squabbling with the police,
you feel me?

388
00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:37,972
You fought a cop and they didn't put
no assaulting a peace officer on you?

389
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:38,822
Listen to me, my nigga.

390
00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:39,603
I'm trying to tell you all.

391
00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,805
They really showed me love to keep it G.

392
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,305
I'm a two time felon, right?

393
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,187
Y'all know that, right?

394
00:14:44,222 --> 00:14:46,972
Could have struck me out and gave me life
for fighting that cop, you feel me?

395
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,520
I got right out, it wasn't shit.

396
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,305
All right,
but we heard you got your ass beat.

397
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,103
You better shut the fuck up, CK.

398
00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:54,472
I'll run this fucking fork up in your ass,
I swear to god.

399
00:14:54,507 --> 00:14:55,972
Let me tell you something...

400
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:58,555
win, lose or draw...

401
00:14:58,638 --> 00:15:01,077
...as long as you squabble
and get down, that's gangster,

402
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:02,638
you understand what I'm saying?

403
00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:03,020
Yup.

404
00:15:03,055 --> 00:15:05,805
I mean, that Mexican cop might
be acting bull with you, Tre...

405
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,972
But he's still out there
out there killing niggers.

406
00:15:08,055 --> 00:15:08,888
Straight out.

407
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:09,722
No no no.

408
00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,103
Listen to me, all y'all.

409
00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:13,888
This whole fucking thing is
like changing of the guard.

410
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:18,138
Back in the day, all these neighborhoods
used to be black, and what are they now?

411
00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:18,872
Mexicans.

412
00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:19,537
Exactly.

413
00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:21,370
There used to be chicken
stands on the corner,

414
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,620
and now there's fucking
taco stands on every corner.

415
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,113
We're in some real shit and
if we don't come together,

416
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:26,738
we're going to be some
extinct niggers pretty soon.

417
00:15:26,773 --> 00:15:27,988
Watch it, watch it, watch it!

418
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,488
Go go go!

419
00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:54,905
Fuck!

420
00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:57,037
Fuck yeah!

421
00:15:57,072 --> 00:15:58,238
We got those putos!

422
00:15:58,273 --> 00:15:59,037
We got them!

423
00:15:59,072 --> 00:16:01,905
Eat shit, motherfuckers!

424
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:02,572
Fuck!

425
00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:05,905
Show those putos whose
neighborhood this fucker is!

426
00:16:06,072 --> 00:16:06,703
Shit.

427
00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,037
Fucking proud of you.

428
00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:09,822
And that's what I'm fucking telling you.

429
00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:10,453
Good.

430
00:16:10,488 --> 00:16:12,238
That was fucking good.

431
00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:13,572
That's what I'm fucking telling you.

432
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,089
I'm proud of you.

433
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,572
Fucking did it.

434
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:19,322
That's what I'm fucking talking about
when I'm fucking proud of you.

435
00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,988
Fucking proud of you man
now you're a fucking man.

436
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:22,870
Right?

437
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:23,738
Right, homie.

438
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:24,339
- Right?

439
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:24,870
Right.

440
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:26,113
- All right then.

441
00:16:26,148 --> 00:16:27,401
No fucking fear.

442
00:16:27,436 --> 00:16:28,620
No fucking fear.

443
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,571
That's how we fucking do it.

444
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:32,488
That's how we fucking do it.

445
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,322
Call the motherfucking ambulance!

446
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:36,537
They got CK!

447
00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:38,738
Somebody call a fucking ambulance!

448
00:16:39,738 --> 00:16:41,905
Bitch ass sewer rats was from Curbside.

449
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,072
I seen them.

450
00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:44,072
Fucking Ese's are serving us.

451
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:45,203
Curbside's serving us.

452
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,238
Curbside's banging all over us on Bloods.

453
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,203
You got that chopper?

454
00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:50,238
Let's go hit these little punk ass fools.

455
00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:51,072
Cut that fucking camera off!

456
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,604
So this is what we
believe to be the Code

457
00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:06,905
thirty-seven vehicle used
in the drive-by last night.

458
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,047
Curbside Gang's at it again.

459
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:09,155
It fits the description.

460
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,155
It comes back as stolen.

461
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,818
Curbside likes these vehicles
because they blend in,

462
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:14,822
you can put a lot of
people in them.

463
00:17:14,905 --> 00:17:18,537
This door slides back,
and the gang members open fire.

464
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,801
The victim was a male black from
a Blood set that has basically been

465
00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:23,072
at war with this Hispanic gang
over control of narcotic sales.

466
00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:24,238
Partner.

467
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:25,072
Yeah.

468
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:26,203
What's up?

469
00:17:26,238 --> 00:17:26,822
- Check this out.

470
00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:27,620
Oh shit.

471
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,988
Those are shell casings.

472
00:17:30,072 --> 00:17:32,778
Detectives told us that three
different weapons were used

473
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,738
and we're seeing at least two
kinds of shells, so... Shit.

474
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:36,822
What's up?

475
00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:40,072
Those are the Homicide
Detectives working the case.

476
00:17:41,238 --> 00:17:42,072
The hell's this?

477
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:42,703
What?

478
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:43,620
Candid Camera?

479
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,405
No sir, it's just a project I'm working on.

480
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:45,655
Yeah?

481
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:45,870
Yeah.

482
00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:47,203
I don't want to see that.

483
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:50,780
There are forty-five and nine
millimeter shell casings inside.

484
00:17:50,822 --> 00:17:51,738
How do you know that?

485
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,238
Did you touch them?

486
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:53,905
No sir.

487
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,322
Did you fuck up my vehicle?

488
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:55,953
No sir.

489
00:17:55,988 --> 00:17:58,197
- Sir, we found it, we called you.

490
00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:00,949
The big dogs are here now,
so set up some yellow tape

491
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,905
and stand on the other side of it.

492
00:18:04,905 --> 00:18:07,053
It's been two hours, we're still
waiting for the detectives

493
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,072
to release the scene
so we can go back on patrol.

494
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:09,572
Comfortable footwear.

495
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,988
Policing is all about comfortable footwear.

496
00:18:20,322 --> 00:18:21,655
Officer Van Houser.

497
00:18:21,738 --> 00:18:23,238
Good evening.

498
00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:25,600
Sarge said I should relieve
you guys so you can go back

499
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,405
to being the street gods
that you are.

500
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,405
I'm down with that.

501
00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:32,488
On the street.

502
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,988
Watch the street.

503
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,572
Make sure no assholes
come up here and kill us.

504
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:38,238
Yes sir.

505
00:18:40,322 --> 00:18:41,370
Fucking Christ.

506
00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:44,738
Officer Van Houser,
have you made a difference today?

507
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:51,197
You know I see you guys out here, you're
being good little company men, aren't you?

508
00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:52,537
Are you doing the Lord's work?

509
00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:54,537
And you're making a difference,
as you call it.

510
00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:58,870
It's all fun and games to you, you get
to run and jump and fight and shoot.

511
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,906
One day the LAPD is going to bend
you over your black and white...

512
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,655
and they are going to
fuck you up the ass.

513
00:19:06,572 --> 00:19:10,154
They are going to fuck you
so long and so hard...

514
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:14,537
you're going to want to eat
your gun just to make it stop.

515
00:19:14,572 --> 00:19:18,371
And if you don't eat your gun
and the fucking somehow

516
00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:22,822
magically stops...they're going
to give you freeway therapy.

517
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,822
You're going to end up doing
West End Valley daywatch.

518
00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:29,066
Spending two hours every
day on the fucking freeway

519
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:32,405
just thinking about the
fucking that they gave you.

520
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:35,655
Bad guys attack from up front.

521
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:36,905
The department comes in from the rear.

522
00:19:38,572 --> 00:19:39,238
Watch your six.

523
00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:41,238
I'm ready.

524
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,822
This may say Purell but It's really K-Y.

525
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:47,572
Officer Zavala.

526
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:49,072
That's funny.

527
00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:51,162
You kids have fun out there.

528
00:19:51,197 --> 00:19:53,905
The LAPD's got a big fucking cock.

529
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,238
You've got a big heart.

530
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:57,238
Thank you for sharing that.

531
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,488
Can't wait to get it up the ass.

532
00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,822
Are you going to hook
up with a Mexican girl?

533
00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:09,905
Quit trying to hook me up with one of them.

534
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,738
It'd be great if you did but--

535
00:20:11,773 --> 00:20:12,572
I get it, man.

536
00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:13,238
Shit.

537
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:17,488
Sweet brown sugar.

538
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:20,780
You should marry one of my cousins.

539
00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:23,988
If they're anything like you I wouldn't be
able to stand a fucking hour with them.

540
00:20:26,113 --> 00:20:27,655
Waking up in the morning, they'd be like...

541
00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:28,572
"Hey, can I tell you a story?"

542
00:20:28,607 --> 00:20:29,620
I know.

543
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:31,278
There's a story about
this and a story about that

544
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,072
and a story about this
and a story about that ?

545
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,530
But all you gotta do is this...

546
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,405
You want to come to my
cousin's quinceanera?

547
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,697
my daughter's quinceanera?

548
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,822
My brother's quinceanera?

549
00:20:42,155 --> 00:20:42,495
Yeah.

550
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:43,905
My sister's quinceanera?

551
00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:46,120
There's always something
happening, though, bro.

552
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:49,905
It's better than like hey, do you know
the new kind of flavored coffee I have?

553
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,780
Do you like this kind of coffee?
- Oh really?

554
00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:52,822
Shut the fuck up.

555
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:53,953
The baristas are excellent.

556
00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:56,072
You like fucking coffee,
don't give me that shit.

557
00:20:56,107 --> 00:20:57,322
I like fucking good Starbucks coffee.

558
00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:58,599
Whatever.
I'll let you lay into me.

559
00:20:58,655 --> 00:20:59,155
Lay into me.

560
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:00,488
Fine.

561
00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:03,238
Thirteen x-ray thirteen.

562
00:21:03,322 --> 00:21:04,322
Missing juvenile.

563
00:21:04,405 --> 00:21:05,912
Two seven one seven Jefferson.

564
00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:09,197
Code Incident five seven five
five and thirteen twenty-seven.

565
00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:12,988
Thirteen x-ray thirteen, we're going
to be Code Six on the missing juvenile.

566
00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:15,405
I can't see dick.

567
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:18,655
Hi.

568
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,155
We got a call about some missing children.

569
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:24,822
Yes, my babies are gone.

570
00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:26,537
All right.

571
00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:27,363
My babies are gone.

572
00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:28,155
You want to let us in?

573
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:28,537
We can talk.

574
00:21:28,572 --> 00:21:29,280
We can have that conversation.

575
00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:30,537
OK.

576
00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:32,322
My babies are gone.

577
00:21:32,405 --> 00:21:33,572
They've been missing all night.

578
00:21:33,607 --> 00:21:34,405
And I've been here.

579
00:21:34,488 --> 00:21:35,738
Why don't you just step
over here for a second, ok?

580
00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:37,238
Officer, we're wasting time.

581
00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:38,037
Let me see your hands.

582
00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:39,322
How many children are missing?

583
00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:40,238
Two.

584
00:21:40,322 --> 00:21:42,572
A boy and a girl.

585
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,572
What are the ages of the
children that are missing?

586
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,037
One is...

587
00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:47,405
one and the other be three.

588
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,030
Sir!

589
00:21:48,072 --> 00:21:49,155
Somebody took them.

590
00:21:49,197 --> 00:21:50,120
Let me see your hands, please.

591
00:21:50,155 --> 00:21:51,238
Maybe it was when I went to the bathroom.

592
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:51,926
Let me see your hands.

593
00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:52,572
Someone quick quick quick.

594
00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:53,110
OK ma'm

595
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:53,566
In and out

596
00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:53,988
- All right.

597
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:54,245
Ok.

598
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:54,738
All right.

599
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:55,030
All right.

600
00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:56,572
Hands behind your head.

601
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,072
I've been here all night.

602
00:21:58,155 --> 00:21:59,696
Officer, we're good here.

603
00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:01,193
Don't say anything to them.

604
00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:02,770
I know, but they're not here.
They're gone.

605
00:22:02,775 --> 00:22:04,703
The babies are gone.
- What did you say?

606
00:22:04,738 --> 00:22:05,905
I'm going to check the house, ok?

607
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,100
Listen to me, officer.
I'm trying to tell you.

608
00:22:07,124 --> 00:22:08,238
The kids are with their grandma.

609
00:22:08,397 --> 00:22:09,499
Is this your husband?
- No, that's not my husband.

610
00:22:09,572 --> 00:22:12,155
Sit the fuck down!
Sit the fuck down!

611
00:22:12,238 --> 00:22:13,238
I've been looking.

612
00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:14,162
I understand.

613
00:22:14,197 --> 00:22:14,662
I'm going to check the house.

614
00:22:14,697 --> 00:22:17,447
Sometimes children can hide
under a bed or in a closet.

615
00:22:17,488 --> 00:22:19,280
You can talk to my partner.
- You're wasting time!

616
00:22:19,281 --> 00:22:20,405
The kids are at grandma's!

617
00:22:20,447 --> 00:22:21,578
The kids are not here!

618
00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:24,238
If you can please go
outside and get my kids.

619
00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:25,238
Talk to my partner.

620
00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:26,738
Stop, don't push me!

621
00:22:26,822 --> 00:22:28,203
My babies are missing!

622
00:22:28,238 --> 00:22:29,238
Let me see some type of warrant.

623
00:22:29,273 --> 00:22:29,905
You got a warrant?

624
00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:31,203
Let me see some type of warrant.

625
00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:32,572
We don't need a warrant, she let us in.

626
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:33,828
Why the fuck did you say anything?

627
00:22:33,863 --> 00:22:35,947
You stupid ?why the fuck
did you say anything?

628
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,453
Sit down-

629
00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:39,405
I was going to get a cigarette.

630
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:39,988
Not right now.

631
00:22:40,072 --> 00:22:41,988
I'm trying to tell you,
the kids are with their grandma, ok?

632
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:43,828
I heard you.

633
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,572
They're with the grandma.

634
00:22:48,072 --> 00:22:49,572
Would you please listen to me, Officer?

635
00:22:49,607 --> 00:22:50,655
Let me see some type of warrant.

636
00:22:53,322 --> 00:22:54,488
You shut the fuck up!

637
00:22:54,572 --> 00:22:56,072
Why the hell did you let them in here?

638
00:22:56,155 --> 00:22:57,203
Press charges on this motherfucker!

639
00:22:57,238 --> 00:22:58,572
You fucking bitch, I'm going to kill you!

640
00:22:58,655 --> 00:23:00,988
I'm going to kill you, motherfucker!

641
00:23:01,072 --> 00:23:01,905
Get the fuck off me!

642
00:23:02,905 --> 00:23:03,738
What the fuck's happening?

643
00:23:03,822 --> 00:23:04,537
Wait a minute!

644
00:23:04,572 --> 00:23:05,203
- All right, all right!

645
00:23:05,238 --> 00:23:06,488
Did you head what I said to you?

646
00:23:06,572 --> 00:23:07,037
Did you hear what I said to you?

647
00:23:07,072 --> 00:23:09,155
You just let me know how clear
I have to make myself to you.

648
00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:10,679
Why don't you open
your fucking mouth

649
00:23:10,979 --> 00:23:12,655
and tell me how clear I have
to make myself to you.

650
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:13,047
Partner!

651
00:23:13,082 --> 00:23:13,405
Partner!

652
00:23:13,488 --> 00:23:14,572
Get off him.

653
00:23:16,072 --> 00:23:17,155
Brian, what's up?

654
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,238
You ok, partner?

655
00:23:18,905 --> 00:23:19,655
What's happening, Brian?

656
00:23:19,738 --> 00:23:21,620
Fuck you, you dumb-ass smoker bitch!

657
00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:23,238
I'm going to kick you in the fucking face!

658
00:23:23,322 --> 00:23:23,738
I found the kids.

659
00:23:23,822 --> 00:23:25,488
Fucking crackhead.

660
00:23:32,738 --> 00:23:33,696
It's ok, it's ok.

661
00:23:33,731 --> 00:23:34,655
You're ok now.

662
00:23:37,572 --> 00:23:41,572
I'm just gonna ?oh shit.

663
00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:44,370
It's ok.

664
00:23:44,405 --> 00:23:45,572
It's ok, sweetie.

665
00:23:45,607 --> 00:23:45,988
All right.

666
00:23:48,072 --> 00:23:49,072
Hey buddy, stay still.

667
00:23:51,738 --> 00:23:53,405
All right, you're ok now.

668
00:23:53,822 --> 00:23:54,822
You're ok.

669
00:23:59,322 --> 00:24:00,072
Come here, come here.

670
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:00,620
You ok?

671
00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:01,488
You gonna take care of your sister?

672
00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:18,655
Fucking kids.

673
00:24:51,405 --> 00:24:52,155
It's so funny.

674
00:24:53,572 --> 00:24:54,655
It's so funny to text.

675
00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:55,506
Who are you texting?

676
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:56,322
That same bitch?

677
00:24:56,738 --> 00:24:57,530
Dude, yeah.

678
00:24:57,565 --> 00:24:58,322
She's smart.

679
00:24:58,655 --> 00:25:00,822
She's like the first girl I can
have a conversation with.

680
00:25:01,488 --> 00:25:04,155
You know she has a Master
of Science in Fluid Hydraulics.

681
00:25:04,238 --> 00:25:06,238
Fluid Hydraulics?

682
00:25:06,273 --> 00:25:06,822
Yes.

683
00:25:07,822 --> 00:25:09,238
I wouldn't brag about that.

684
00:25:09,322 --> 00:25:12,488
That she has a master's
degree in Fluid Hydraulics.

685
00:25:12,523 --> 00:25:13,322
I date all these girls, man.

686
00:25:13,357 --> 00:25:14,287
They're smoking hot.

687
00:25:14,322 --> 00:25:16,037
Your little fucking badge bunnies

688
00:25:16,072 --> 00:25:17,572
I get laid without a badge,
thank you very much.

689
00:25:17,607 --> 00:25:18,738
Because you were in the Marines.

690
00:25:18,822 --> 00:25:21,072
Don't ask don't tell.

691
00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:21,905
There's a pattern.

692
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,287
An M.O. here.

693
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,655
First date is dinner and a respectful kiss.

694
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:29,572
Second date is dinner,
full carnal knowledge.

695
00:25:29,822 --> 00:25:32,563
And then third date is dinner
and uncomfortable silences

696
00:25:32,863 --> 00:25:34,738
when I try to discuss
anything of merit.

697
00:25:35,738 --> 00:25:38,238
Then it's two or three booty
calls and it's on to the next.

698
00:25:39,322 --> 00:25:43,953
Ok, I went to prom and I
got married a week later.

699
00:25:43,988 --> 00:25:47,238
And I ain't tapped anybody but
Old Faithful for like eight years.

700
00:25:47,273 --> 00:25:49,988
So I don't know what you're tripping about.

701
00:25:50,023 --> 00:25:50,620
Ok.

702
00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:51,655
Wait, look at me real quick.

703
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:52,287
Aha.

704
00:25:52,322 --> 00:25:53,405
Ok, ready?

705
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:53,787
Yeah.

706
00:25:53,822 --> 00:25:55,572
I want somebody to talk to.

707
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:56,620
Not just sleep with.

708
00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:58,655
Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?

709
00:25:58,738 --> 00:25:59,988
Oh.

710
00:26:00,023 --> 00:26:01,203
Yeah.

711
00:26:01,238 --> 00:26:02,322
Jesus, dude.

712
00:26:03,238 --> 00:26:06,155
White people get hung up on
this fucking soul mate bullshit.

713
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:09,787
Just hook up with a chick that
can cook and wants kids.

714
00:26:09,822 --> 00:26:12,322
Some bitch that's down for you, that won't
fuck your friends, and you're straight.

715
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,676
You're the smartest
motherfucker I know,

716
00:26:14,976 --> 00:26:18,072
you're not going to find some
chick that's as smart as you.

717
00:26:21,072 --> 00:26:21,572
Really?

718
00:26:21,655 --> 00:26:22,738
Yeah, what?

719
00:26:22,822 --> 00:26:23,405
Really?

720
00:26:23,488 --> 00:26:27,405
I'm sorry the perfect girl wasn't dumped in
front of me when I was eighteen years old.

721
00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:29,287
Do you talk to Gabby?

722
00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:31,155
Do you even have discussions with the girl?

723
00:26:31,238 --> 00:26:33,988
Do you want me to translate
that into fucking His- Spanish?

724
00:26:34,023 --> 00:26:35,120
Into Hispanic?

725
00:26:35,155 --> 00:26:36,322
Whatever the fuck it is.

726
00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:39,155
Yeah, what do you think, we're mutes?

727
00:26:39,238 --> 00:26:42,572
And we just .... like sign to each other?

728
00:26:42,607 --> 00:26:44,155
Yeah we talk, stupid.

729
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:45,120
Gabby's a trip.

730
00:26:45,155 --> 00:26:46,072
You know she's a trip.

731
00:26:46,155 --> 00:26:48,655
You should hear the shit that
comes out of her mouth.

732
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,120
You know what?

733
00:26:49,155 --> 00:26:49,988
She would be great on Jeopardy.

734
00:26:50,023 --> 00:26:50,822
She's way smarter than I am.

735
00:26:50,905 --> 00:26:52,822
All right, so you see
what I'm talking about.

736
00:26:52,857 --> 00:26:53,620
That's all I want

737
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,738
I know you want a chick like my girl,
but I'll kill you if you touch her.

738
00:26:56,822 --> 00:26:57,287
Fuck!

739
00:26:57,322 --> 00:26:58,155
I'm going to kill you!

740
00:26:58,238 --> 00:26:59,405
Shut up!

741
00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:04,870
What's this chick's name?

742
00:27:04,905 --> 00:27:07,155
You don't deserve to
fucking know her name.

743
00:27:08,738 --> 00:27:09,988
Dude, fuck that!

744
00:27:11,655 --> 00:27:12,287
Jannet.

745
00:27:12,322 --> 00:27:13,238
Did you run her?

746
00:27:13,322 --> 00:27:15,155
Yes, she's clean.

747
00:27:15,988 --> 00:27:17,572
She's kind of the complete package.

748
00:27:20,655 --> 00:27:21,655
We're going out again.

749
00:27:22,822 --> 00:27:25,203
Saturday's my little sister's quinceanera.

750
00:27:25,238 --> 00:27:27,072
You should roll through with
Jannet from another planet.

751
00:27:27,107 --> 00:27:29,905
The shit's going to be
hardcore Mexican, though.

752
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,988
You know how my familia rolls.

753
00:28:06,405 --> 00:28:07,155
Hey, mija.

754
00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:09,155
What's up?

755
00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:13,488
Come here, baby girl.
Drink the Jim Jones, baby, come on.

756
00:28:16,322 --> 00:28:16,870
Hey baby?

757
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,155
Tell me something.

758
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,822
You ever fucked on heroin?

759
00:28:19,857 --> 00:28:21,322
Yeah right.

760
00:28:21,405 --> 00:28:23,655
I could fuck forever on that shit.

761
00:28:24,988 --> 00:28:26,905
I'll eat your pussy for hours, girl.

762
00:28:26,988 --> 00:28:28,453
Get the fuck over here.

763
00:28:28,488 --> 00:28:30,822
Fuck that fool, he's crazy, he's tripping.

764
00:28:30,857 --> 00:28:32,988
You're my fucking lady.

765
00:28:33,072 --> 00:28:34,787
I'll buy you shit.

766
00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:37,072
You see this shit right here?

767
00:28:37,155 --> 00:28:38,488
It's fucking money.

768
00:28:38,523 --> 00:28:40,130
Real shit.

769
00:28:40,165 --> 00:28:42,410
What you like?

770
00:28:42,445 --> 00:28:44,655
Come here.

771
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,203
Ok.

772
00:28:45,238 --> 00:28:47,363
Any Newton unit.

773
00:28:47,398 --> 00:28:49,488
Five oh seven party.

774
00:28:49,572 --> 00:28:50,870
Three six four five Trinity Street.

775
00:28:50,905 --> 00:28:53,822
Incident thirty eight ninety
and RD thirteen seventy-six.

776
00:28:53,905 --> 00:28:55,655
X nine, send me the call

777
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:56,738
X Nine roger.

778
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,572
X twenty five shows code six of x nine.

779
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,155
Twenty-five roger.

780
00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:02,738
X thirteen, we're going to be
code six on the party call.

781
00:29:02,773 --> 00:29:03,488
X thirteen, roger.

782
00:29:13,155 --> 00:29:13,863
Cops!

783
00:29:13,898 --> 00:29:14,572
Cops!

784
00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:23,322
OFFICER Keep your eyes wide,
this place is assholed up.

785
00:29:23,357 --> 00:29:24,822
Clear the car.

786
00:29:36,538 --> 00:29:37,955
Put that shit away.

787
00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:40,788
Put that down

788
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:49,038
What's the occasion?

789
00:29:55,872 --> 00:29:57,622
Can you turn down the music?

790
00:30:04,538 --> 00:30:05,872
Have some respect, La La.

791
00:30:05,955 --> 00:30:07,746
Don't light up in front of us.

792
00:30:07,781 --> 00:30:09,538
Why don't you take a hit, mija.

793
00:30:09,738 --> 00:30:10,870
It'll chill you out.

794
00:30:10,905 --> 00:30:12,738
It'll be like back in the days.

795
00:30:12,773 --> 00:30:13,870
Remember?

796
00:30:13,905 --> 00:30:14,988
No, I don't remember shit.

797
00:30:15,072 --> 00:30:16,405
I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.

798
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,072
I said put it out.

799
00:30:18,988 --> 00:30:21,322
You know you want this, pig.

800
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,072
I wouldn't fucking touch that
if you were the last bitch on earth.

801
00:30:25,155 --> 00:30:26,238
Fuck you.

802
00:30:26,273 --> 00:30:27,287
No, fuck you.

803
00:30:27,322 --> 00:30:28,322
Why don't you take a seat.

804
00:30:28,405 --> 00:30:29,130
You look in the mirror,
you're just a common

805
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:30,155
fucking gangster bitch
like all the rest.

806
00:30:30,190 --> 00:30:30,572
Lock it up, Orozco.

807
00:30:32,238 --> 00:30:33,405
Why don't you sit your ass down.

808
00:30:33,488 --> 00:30:35,238
Why don't you do what the
fuck they tell you, puppet?

809
00:30:35,322 --> 00:30:35,988
Want me to make you?

810
00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:36,655
Lock it up, partner.

811
00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:38,655
You know what?

812
00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,655
I'll fucking sit down now.

813
00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:42,620
Thank you.

814
00:30:42,655 --> 00:30:43,905
Thank you very much.

815
00:30:53,905 --> 00:30:58,155
So Mr. Big Evil...
why do they call you Big Evil?

816
00:31:00,322 --> 00:31:03,822
Because ... my evil is big.

817
00:31:23,655 --> 00:31:26,322
Can you turn down the music, because
we got a noise complaint or some shit.

818
00:31:57,238 --> 00:31:58,322
Then you go faster.

819
00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,488
I am nailing this.

820
00:32:23,405 --> 00:32:23,988
Hey bro.

821
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:24,322
Hey.

822
00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:26,870
Hi baby.

823
00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:27,370
Cindy, what's up?

824
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:28,905
I wanted to introduce you to Janet.

825
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:30,572
Hi. It's so nice to meet you.

826
00:32:30,655 --> 00:32:31,655
Happy birthday.

827
00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:32,655
You look beautiful.

828
00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:33,405
Thank you.

829
00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:34,905
Pick up your dress so you don't step on it.

830
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:35,370
Yeah.

831
00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:35,905
You look beautiful.

832
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:36,488
I gotta go.

833
00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:37,005
Bye!

834
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:37,453
Bye

835
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:37,988
All grown up.

836
00:32:38,072 --> 00:32:38,822
He spoils her.

837
00:32:38,905 --> 00:32:40,072
But I want to give you the lowdown.

838
00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:41,287
I'm listening.

839
00:32:41,322 --> 00:32:43,322
Everybody here is pretty much family.

840
00:32:43,357 --> 00:32:44,405
Like somehow.

841
00:32:44,488 --> 00:32:45,787
They're all Mexican family.

842
00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:48,684
You got cousins and you got aunts
and uncles just like everything else

843
00:32:48,984 --> 00:32:51,322
and then you got cousins'
cousins. And then you have Brian.

844
00:32:52,905 --> 00:32:54,488
You stick around,
you're going to see someone throw up.

845
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:55,488
Couple fights.

846
00:32:55,523 --> 00:32:56,322
It's fun.

847
00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:56,905
It's fun.

848
00:32:56,988 --> 00:32:57,822
Enough, enough.

849
00:32:57,905 --> 00:32:59,203
I'm sorry.

850
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,280
Well, I'm Irish, so it's the same thing..

851
00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,322
Big families, and no one gets divorced.

852
00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:04,655
And they all wear purple.

853
00:33:04,738 --> 00:33:07,821
Well, less purple... but just as much beer.

854
00:33:07,856 --> 00:33:10,905
They get way too drunk
and get in fistfights.

855
00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:11,572
Yeah, same here.

856
00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:13,738
But you mess with one person
you have the whole family after you.

857
00:33:13,822 --> 00:33:14,822
That's the way to do it.

858
00:33:14,857 --> 00:33:15,822
There you go.

859
00:33:15,905 --> 00:33:16,988
You just described Mexican people.

860
00:33:17,023 --> 00:33:18,072
Can I feel it?

861
00:33:18,155 --> 00:33:19,037
Is that ok?

862
00:33:19,072 --> 00:33:20,322
Yeah, he's actually kicking a lot right now.

863
00:33:20,357 --> 00:33:21,822
And I think his feet are right there.

864
00:33:23,488 --> 00:33:24,322
Do you feel it?

865
00:33:24,357 --> 00:33:25,620
Wow.

866
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:26,738
Oh my god.

867
00:33:26,822 --> 00:33:28,238
I like her, Brian.

868
00:33:28,988 --> 00:33:29,488
Buddy.

869
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:30,655
How long have you know Brian?.

870
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:31,572
Three years.

871
00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:33,488
He and Mike went to the Academy together.

872
00:33:33,523 --> 00:33:34,488
Right.

873
00:34:26,155 --> 00:34:26,905
Brian, it's you.

874
00:34:40,988 --> 00:34:41,488
Hi.

875
00:34:44,988 --> 00:34:46,405
I'm going to try not to wake you up.

876
00:34:52,155 --> 00:34:54,072
I can't believe that I stayed over.

877
00:34:57,405 --> 00:34:58,988
This is interesting.

878
00:35:00,655 --> 00:35:01,738
I have never shot one before.

879
00:35:04,488 --> 00:35:05,655
Maybe that could be our next date.

880
00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:11,905
I did go through your wallet.

881
00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:12,572
I'm sorry.

882
00:35:12,655 --> 00:35:13,988
I am naturally curious.

883
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,155
I hope that's ok.

884
00:35:18,155 --> 00:35:22,072
Gotta love a guys who has a
picture of his mom in his wallet.

885
00:35:25,905 --> 00:35:26,572
This?

886
00:35:28,738 --> 00:35:35,155
Kristin, Mia, Raquel, etcetera, etcetera.
You won't be needing this anymore.

887
00:35:44,572 --> 00:35:45,488
You were drooling.

888
00:36:02,488 --> 00:36:03,453
What are we looking for again?

889
00:36:03,488 --> 00:36:06,238
All the food groups: dope, money and guns.

890
00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:07,488
The ghetto will provide.

891
00:36:15,905 --> 00:36:16,822
Fucking Sarge.

892
00:36:16,863 --> 00:36:18,759
Serge, We're staking out Curbside.

893
00:36:18,794 --> 00:36:20,655
They're going to spot your unit.

894
00:36:20,738 --> 00:36:21,988
You think they don't know you're here?

895
00:36:23,238 --> 00:36:25,572
Van Hauser wants to file a
complaint on you, Taylor.

896
00:36:25,655 --> 00:36:27,280
The USS Van Hauser?

897
00:36:27,322 --> 00:36:30,572
LAPD's stealthiest submarine,
only surfaces at the end of watch?

898
00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,381
He said you were videotaping him.

899
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:34,155
What did I tell you about that shit?

900
00:36:35,072 --> 00:36:36,620
Why is he such a bitter dude?

901
00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:39,488
If he hates pushing the black and white so
much, why doesn't he just leave his badge

902
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,113
on the watch commander's desk and
go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

903
00:36:42,148 --> 00:36:43,822
Have some empathy for this man.

904
00:36:44,738 --> 00:36:48,322
Taylor, I gotta put in m log that I verbally
counseled you about this fucking camera.

905
00:36:48,363 --> 00:36:49,037
What?

906
00:36:49,072 --> 00:36:50,572
I was documenting a crime scene.

907
00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:51,905
Have a good day, ladies.

908
00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:53,072
Take it easy.

909
00:37:10,072 --> 00:37:11,905
Is that Big Evil's mom right there?

910
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,655
His mom?

911
00:37:12,738 --> 00:37:13,363
Yeah, that's Mrs.Evil.

912
00:37:15,322 --> 00:37:16,155
Who's the cowboy?

913
00:37:16,238 --> 00:37:17,453
I don't know.

914
00:37:17,488 --> 00:37:19,405
He's got money, look at his truck.

915
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:21,412
I'm going to run him.

916
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,572
You want to jam this fool?

917
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:23,530
Yes I do.

918
00:37:26,988 --> 00:37:27,697
Plate's clean.

919
00:37:27,732 --> 00:37:29,287
Shit.

920
00:37:29,322 --> 00:37:30,822
What's our PC?

921
00:37:31,738 --> 00:37:34,738
That stupid CD hanging from his
rearview mirror, obstructing his vision.

922
00:37:36,155 --> 00:37:37,030
Let's do this.

923
00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:37,905
All right-.

924
00:37:49,738 --> 00:37:50,655
Come on, fucker.

925
00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:51,572
Wait wait wait.

926
00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:55,072
Light them up.

927
00:37:55,988 --> 00:38:00,238
Thirteen-x-ray-thirteen, we're code
six on three nine street east of Wall.

928
00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:03,363
License plate four boy one seven three two.

929
00:38:03,398 --> 00:38:04,322
Grey Dodge pickup.

930
00:38:04,905 --> 00:38:06,238
Thirteen-x-thirteen, roger.

931
00:38:06,322 --> 00:38:07,530
Let's get this fucker.

932
00:38:18,988 --> 00:38:24,822
We stopped you because a CD is hanging
from your mirror. Get out of the truck.

933
00:38:24,857 --> 00:38:25,155
Gun!

934
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:32,530
Get the fuck out of the car.
Get the fuck out of the car.

935
00:38:34,863 --> 00:38:35,655
You good, partner?

936
00:38:36,072 --> 00:38:36,697
I'm good.

937
00:38:38,572 --> 00:38:41,155
X twenty five shows
code six with x thirteen.

938
00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:43,197
Thirteen x two five, roger.

939
00:38:45,905 --> 00:38:46,488
You ok?

940
00:38:52,405 --> 00:38:53,488
Transport this son of a bitch.

941
00:38:53,523 --> 00:38:54,155
No problem.

942
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:01,697
Check out this motherfucker's burner.

943
00:39:02,572 --> 00:39:03,322
Holy shit.

944
00:39:04,405 --> 00:39:06,322
He's got more bling than
the old lady's wedding ring.

945
00:39:11,322 --> 00:39:11,655
A cell.

946
00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:13,488
You don't have any holes in you?

947
00:39:14,072 --> 00:39:14,572
I'm good.

948
00:39:14,655 --> 00:39:15,572
Let's toss the truck.

949
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:18,655
Who was he shooting at?

950
00:39:18,738 --> 00:39:19,738
What?

951
00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:20,905
Who was he shooting at?

952
00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:21,655
Me.

953
00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:23,405
That's fucked up.

954
00:39:27,822 --> 00:39:29,072
Air eleven, show us responding.

955
00:39:37,072 --> 00:39:40,072
Fucking ... soup.

956
00:39:44,988 --> 00:39:45,572
What's up?

957
00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:50,738
That's big money right there.

958
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:51,697
Shit.

959
00:39:57,822 --> 00:39:58,488
Oh shit.

960
00:40:03,072 --> 00:40:03,905
What the fuck is it?

961
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:06,072
Homeboy's a player.

962
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,572
We got a surprise for you.

963
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:11,072
Liberace's AK.

964
00:40:19,988 --> 00:40:20,905
Holy shit.

965
00:40:23,322 --> 00:40:27,488
Here we have two of the major food groups:
money and guns.

966
00:40:27,523 --> 00:40:29,822
This is the lifeblood of our organization.

967
00:40:29,857 --> 00:40:31,620
Paperwork.

968
00:40:31,655 --> 00:40:34,886
The way red corpuscles carry
oxygen through the body,

969
00:40:35,186 --> 00:40:38,238
paperwork carries information
through the department.

970
00:40:39,572 --> 00:40:40,572
What are corpuscles?

971
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:41,238
Evening, guys.

972
00:40:42,155 --> 00:40:43,780
How you doing, captain?

973
00:40:43,815 --> 00:40:44,787
Sir.

974
00:40:44,822 --> 00:40:45,120
So this is it?

975
00:40:45,155 --> 00:40:46,822
These are the guns you
took off the Cowboy?

976
00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:47,703
Yes sir.

977
00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:48,447
Mind if I pick them up?

978
00:40:51,155 --> 00:40:52,363
Fancy.

979
00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:53,780
That's some nice hardware.

980
00:40:53,815 --> 00:40:55,155
I heard he took a shot at you.

981
00:40:55,190 --> 00:40:55,797
Are you ok?

982
00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:56,405
Yeah, I'm fine.

983
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:56,953
I'm good.

984
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,787
Liberace's AK.

985
00:40:58,822 --> 00:41:00,155
Looks like Liberace's AK.

986
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,322
Keep up the good work, guys.

987
00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:04,072
I really appreciate it.

988
00:41:04,155 --> 00:41:04,946
Carry on.

989
00:41:04,981 --> 00:41:05,703
Thank you.

990
00:41:05,738 --> 00:41:06,447
Good evening, sir.

991
00:41:06,488 --> 00:41:07,197
Good night, Van Hauser.

992
00:41:07,238 --> 00:41:08,155
Evening, sir.

993
00:41:09,822 --> 00:41:10,870
Why do you get nervous?

994
00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:12,488
Women want him,
men want to be him, man.

995
00:41:12,947 --> 00:41:13,384
He's just?

996
00:41:13,419 --> 00:41:13,822
Yeah, I know.

997
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:14,572
But you want him.

998
00:41:14,655 --> 00:41:17,072
I'm not gay,
but I'd go down on him if he asked.

999
00:41:19,322 --> 00:41:20,655
Sometimes I don't know
when you're kidding.

1000
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:22,655
And I have to know when you're kidding.

1001
00:41:22,738 --> 00:41:23,988
I'm not kidding.

1002
00:41:24,072 --> 00:41:25,197
I gotta know when you're kidding.

1003
00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:25,738
I'm not kidding.

1004
00:41:32,655 --> 00:41:33,738
I gotta go.

1005
00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:35,738
I'm taking Janet to the Philharmonic.

1006
00:41:36,122 --> 00:41:38,205
Enjoy your white people shit.

1007
00:41:38,247 --> 00:41:39,622
Thanks, I'll bring you back a burrito.

1008
00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:40,788
No problem.

1009
00:41:49,372 --> 00:41:54,122
Hey ma, what's up, let's slide, all right,
all right. And we gonna get it on tonight.

1010
00:41:54,205 --> 00:41:59,420
You smoke I smoke, I drink? Me too,
well good, cause we gonna get high tonight?

1011
00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:01,916
Got drops, got Coups,
got trucks, got jeeps,

1012
00:42:02,216 --> 00:42:04,622
all right, cause we
gonna take a ride tonight

1013
00:42:04,657 --> 00:42:09,997
So ma, what's up, let's slide, all right,
all right? And we gonna get it on tonight .

1014
00:42:10,288 --> 00:42:11,330
You're the best...

1015
00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:17,955
One more time.

1016
00:42:23,788 --> 00:42:25,038
Stop.

1017
00:42:25,122 --> 00:42:26,288
Stop, man, fuck.

1018
00:42:33,788 --> 00:42:36,122
What are you going to say to the taxpayers
when you crash the fucking car?

1019
00:42:38,955 --> 00:42:42,337
Drink more coffee.

1020
00:42:42,372 --> 00:42:44,788
I'm on my ninth fucking Red Bull.

1021
00:42:47,122 --> 00:42:47,788
We got a fire.

1022
00:42:47,823 --> 00:42:48,455
Where?

1023
00:42:48,538 --> 00:42:49,038
Go left.

1024
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,455
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen,
we're code six on a structure fire.

1025
00:42:52,538 --> 00:42:53,205
What's that address?

1026
00:42:53,247 --> 00:42:54,003
One zero zero two.

1027
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,455
One zero zero two Sixth Street.

1028
00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,472
Go ahead and send RA and fire.

1029
00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:00,455
Thirteen-x-thirteen, roger.

1030
00:43:05,997 --> 00:43:08,955
My babies- my babies are in there!

1031
00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:09,288
Where?

1032
00:43:09,372 --> 00:43:11,622
They're upstairs in the bedroom.

1033
00:43:11,747 --> 00:43:12,955
Z, no!

1034
00:43:14,538 --> 00:43:15,288
Wait for fire!

1035
00:43:15,323 --> 00:43:16,372
Fuck!

1036
00:43:21,372 --> 00:43:22,288
Over there, kids room.

1037
00:43:22,323 --> 00:43:23,038
Shit.

1038
00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:26,872
It's the kids' room, come on!

1039
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:36,038
Come here.

1040
00:43:38,288 --> 00:43:39,955
Come here, come here.

1041
00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:40,701
Go with him!

1042
00:43:40,736 --> 00:43:41,413
- Come on!

1043
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:42,003
Come here.

1044
00:43:42,038 --> 00:43:43,247
Wrap your arms around me.

1045
00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:43,955
There you go.

1046
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:45,538
I'm going down!

1047
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:46,455
Come on, come on, come on.

1048
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,472
Come on.

1049
00:43:47,507 --> 00:43:48,455
Yup.

1050
00:43:49,747 --> 00:43:50,622
You all right?

1051
00:43:50,657 --> 00:43:51,097
I'm good.

1052
00:43:51,132 --> 00:43:51,538
I'm good.

1053
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:52,455
Come on.

1054
00:43:52,538 --> 00:43:53,288
Go go go!

1055
00:43:53,372 --> 00:43:54,372
I'm going.

1056
00:43:54,455 --> 00:43:55,253
Fuck!

1057
00:43:55,288 --> 00:43:58,288
Come on, put your head right here.

1058
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:01,122
Come down!

1059
00:44:02,038 --> 00:44:02,621
Let's go!

1060
00:44:02,656 --> 00:44:03,205
Let's go!

1061
00:44:03,288 --> 00:44:03,830
Come on!

1062
00:44:08,955 --> 00:44:10,080
Where's my baby girl?

1063
00:44:10,122 --> 00:44:11,372
Where is she?

1064
00:44:11,455 --> 00:44:14,038
Wait, lady, you got more kids?

1065
00:44:14,122 --> 00:44:14,955
My girl.

1066
00:44:14,997 --> 00:44:15,955
She's two.

1067
00:44:16,038 --> 00:44:17,372
Oh shit.

1068
00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:19,122
No! Z, no!

1069
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,122
Come on!

1070
00:44:21,705 --> 00:44:23,080
Go, go go, get up!

1071
00:44:23,115 --> 00:44:24,326
Fuck it's hot.

1072
00:44:24,361 --> 00:44:25,538
God damn it!

1073
00:44:39,038 --> 00:44:39,872
Come here, babe.

1074
00:44:39,907 --> 00:44:40,622
Come here.

1075
00:44:42,205 --> 00:44:43,170
Cover her face.

1076
00:44:43,205 --> 00:44:44,705
Put that blanket around her face.

1077
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:45,122
I got her.

1078
00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:49,038
I can't breathe.

1079
00:44:51,997 --> 00:44:52,955
Come on, go go go.

1080
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:54,371
I can't see.

1081
00:44:54,406 --> 00:44:55,705
Where you at?

1082
00:44:55,788 --> 00:44:56,538
I'm right here.

1083
00:44:56,573 --> 00:44:57,288
Follow the light.

1084
00:44:58,372 --> 00:44:59,122
I can't see you.

1085
00:44:59,205 --> 00:45:00,622
I'm right here.

1086
00:45:04,247 --> 00:45:05,142
Come on.

1087
00:45:05,177 --> 00:45:06,128
I got it.

1088
00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:07,080
I got her.

1089
00:45:07,115 --> 00:45:08,122
Shit.

1090
00:45:10,997 --> 00:45:11,622
I'm going down.

1091
00:45:11,705 --> 00:45:12,705
Come on.

1092
00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:13,705
All right.

1093
00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:24,122
Stay still.

1094
00:45:30,705 --> 00:45:31,538
Fuck, I got it.

1095
00:45:36,038 --> 00:45:37,372
I fucking can't see out of my...

1096
00:45:50,288 --> 00:45:50,920
Where's Z?

1097
00:45:50,955 --> 00:45:52,288
I'm right here.

1098
00:45:52,955 --> 00:45:54,372
I'm going to check you out,
sit down right here.

1099
00:45:54,455 --> 00:45:55,455
Can you open your eyes?

1100
00:45:57,455 --> 00:45:58,205
You all right?

1101
00:45:58,288 --> 00:45:59,372
Give me a bottle of water.

1102
00:46:03,955 --> 00:46:04,871
Get the fuck away!

1103
00:46:04,906 --> 00:46:05,764
I'm right here.

1104
00:46:05,799 --> 00:46:06,918
I'm right here.

1105
00:46:06,953 --> 00:46:08,037
Get away, get away.

1106
00:46:08,072 --> 00:46:09,122
I'm right here.

1107
00:46:09,205 --> 00:46:09,913
Fuck.

1108
00:46:09,948 --> 00:46:10,587
Get away.

1109
00:46:10,622 --> 00:46:12,372
I'm right here.

1110
00:46:12,455 --> 00:46:13,371
Shut up, shut up, shut up.

1111
00:46:13,406 --> 00:46:14,253
Don't fucking freak out.

1112
00:46:14,288 --> 00:46:16,872
Shut up, shut up We're good, we're good.

1113
00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:17,455
Shut up.

1114
00:46:27,372 --> 00:46:31,847
For their selfless actions and their
exemplary service to the citizens

1115
00:46:32,147 --> 00:46:36,622
of this city... the Medal of Valor
is presented to Officer Brian Taylor?

1116
00:46:38,955 --> 00:46:42,288
and Officer Miguel Zavala.

1117
00:46:55,955 --> 00:46:56,955
What's up, Sandra?

1118
00:46:58,288 --> 00:46:59,038
Hi Brian.

1119
00:47:05,388 --> 00:47:06,305
You feel like a hero?

1120
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,638
What?

1121
00:47:09,388 --> 00:47:10,472
You feel like a hero?

1122
00:47:12,972 --> 00:47:13,555
No.

1123
00:47:15,888 --> 00:47:16,638
Yeah, me neither.

1124
00:47:20,305 --> 00:47:21,555
What's a hero feel like?

1125
00:47:25,555 --> 00:47:26,305
I don't know.

1126
00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:33,805
Did I tell you that me and Gabby
got into a huge fight over the fire?

1127
00:47:33,888 --> 00:47:36,388
Nope, you didn't tell me that.

1128
00:47:39,138 --> 00:47:43,254
She's like you could have died
for someone else's kid

1129
00:47:43,554 --> 00:47:46,222
when ours hasn't even
been born yet.

1130
00:47:47,138 --> 00:47:48,305
She's like you're not a fireman.

1131
00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:50,638
Janet said the same thing.

1132
00:47:50,673 --> 00:47:51,472
Yeah?

1133
00:47:54,222 --> 00:47:56,972
I don't think I can go into
another burning building.

1134
00:47:57,055 --> 00:47:58,305
I only went in because you did.

1135
00:47:59,972 --> 00:48:01,138
Now you know.

1136
00:48:11,888 --> 00:48:13,138
All right, dickhead, what is it?

1137
00:48:19,388 --> 00:48:21,555
You remember that cowboy
with the blinged out AK?

1138
00:48:22,472 --> 00:48:24,187
Yeah, he's probably my cousin.

1139
00:48:24,222 --> 00:48:25,847
I crisscrossed some numbers on his cell.

1140
00:48:25,882 --> 00:48:27,472
Couple addresses come
up in our basic area.

1141
00:48:27,507 --> 00:48:28,697
You're not a detective.

1142
00:48:28,732 --> 00:48:29,888
That guy is something.

1143
00:48:29,972 --> 00:48:30,805
He's into something.

1144
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,638
Oh really, you think?

1145
00:48:32,638 --> 00:48:35,388
DA didn't buy the ADW and
only filed on the weapons beef.

1146
00:48:35,472 --> 00:48:38,222
Gang Unit says they'll get it him
but they're too busy or some shit.

1147
00:48:38,305 --> 00:48:40,555
And Narco's not interested
because we didn't find dope.

1148
00:48:41,138 --> 00:48:42,555
Yeah, but you're not a detective.

1149
00:48:42,638 --> 00:48:43,638
You're not a fireman.

1150
00:48:43,673 --> 00:48:44,270
Fuck you.

1151
00:48:44,305 --> 00:48:46,305
Follow me into the house, dude.

1152
00:48:47,305 --> 00:48:49,055
I said you're not a detective.

1153
00:48:49,138 --> 00:48:49,972
I want to be a detective.

1154
00:48:50,007 --> 00:48:50,638
You wanna be?

1155
00:48:50,805 --> 00:48:51,888
Follow me into the house, dude.

1156
00:48:51,923 --> 00:48:53,305
Follow me into the house.

1157
00:48:55,305 --> 00:48:56,472
Follow me into the house.

1158
00:49:07,472 --> 00:49:12,388
Thirteen-x-thirteen with a code six
at ninethree one eight five three street.

1159
00:49:13,138 --> 00:49:14,638
Thirteen-x-thirteen, roger.

1160
00:49:30,722 --> 00:49:31,555
The fuck?

1161
00:49:32,472 --> 00:49:33,305
What the fuck?

1162
00:49:35,888 --> 00:49:36,638
This is weird.

1163
00:49:47,472 --> 00:49:49,888
Thirteen x-ray thirteen,
you need to send us additional unit.

1164
00:49:50,638 --> 00:49:53,202
Thirteen-x-thirteen is
requesting two additional units

1165
00:49:53,502 --> 00:49:55,972
for a building search at
one zero zero two six street.

1166
00:50:08,888 --> 00:50:09,472
It's ok, it's ok.

1167
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,437
it's ok.

1168
00:50:10,472 --> 00:50:11,930
Open the door.

1169
00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:13,388
It's ok. Goodbye.

1170
00:50:14,722 --> 00:50:15,722
Fuck this guy.

1171
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:26,430
Get that shit out of here.

1172
00:50:26,465 --> 00:50:27,638
I know what that means.

1173
00:50:29,388 --> 00:50:30,971
Shut the fuck up.

1174
00:50:31,006 --> 00:50:32,555
Spread your legs.

1175
00:50:35,305 --> 00:50:36,055
Spread your fucking legs.

1176
00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:40,305
Put your fucking head back.

1177
00:50:42,638 --> 00:50:43,388
Gun, partner.

1178
00:50:43,472 --> 00:50:44,305
Oh yeah?

1179
00:50:51,305 --> 00:50:52,055
Get your fucking head back.

1180
00:50:56,388 --> 00:50:57,555
Another gun, partner.

1181
00:50:57,590 --> 00:50:58,555
Two?

1182
00:51:03,388 --> 00:51:04,222
Wads of cash.

1183
00:51:05,305 --> 00:51:06,638
Tell him to get on his knees.

1184
00:51:10,555 --> 00:51:12,055
Get the fuck over here.

1185
00:51:15,555 --> 00:51:16,805
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen.

1186
00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:18,055
We've got one in custody.

1187
00:51:18,090 --> 00:51:19,138
Thirteen-x-thirteen, roger.

1188
00:51:19,222 --> 00:51:20,305
All right, we're good.

1189
00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:21,305
All right.

1190
00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:31,472
What do we got?

1191
00:51:33,888 --> 00:51:34,638
Check it out, partner.

1192
00:51:36,055 --> 00:51:36,972
I got this motherfucker.

1193
00:51:46,138 --> 00:51:46,888
Oh my god.

1194
00:52:12,972 --> 00:52:13,805
Take my buddy.

1195
00:52:13,888 --> 00:52:15,555
What the fuck, Zavala,
you catch them, I clean them?

1196
00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:16,472
Take him.

1197
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:19,555
I don't know, we got like-

1198
00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:21,972
I'm going to go outside.

1199
00:52:22,007 --> 00:52:22,614
Z, you good?

1200
00:52:22,649 --> 00:52:23,222
I'm good.

1201
00:52:23,257 --> 00:52:23,603
Z!

1202
00:52:23,638 --> 00:52:24,305
I'm good.

1203
00:52:26,472 --> 00:52:28,555
What are you doing with all these people?

1204
00:52:28,590 --> 00:52:29,555
You're a fucking asshole.

1205
00:52:29,638 --> 00:52:30,603
Asshole.

1206
00:52:30,638 --> 00:52:31,555
What the fuck?

1207
00:52:33,972 --> 00:52:34,555
Federal agents.

1208
00:52:34,972 --> 00:52:35,888
Who's in charge here?

1209
00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:36,805
Are you in charge?

1210
00:52:36,888 --> 00:52:37,853
What the fuck.

1211
00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:38,888
I need to know who's in charge here.

1212
00:52:38,972 --> 00:52:40,388
Is this man under arrest?

1213
00:52:40,472 --> 00:52:40,972
Yes sir.

1214
00:52:41,055 --> 00:52:42,388
What are the charges against this man?

1215
00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:43,972
Turn that fucking camera off.

1216
00:52:44,007 --> 00:52:44,353
It's off.

1217
00:52:44,388 --> 00:52:45,138
Get that fucking camera off me.

1218
00:52:45,805 --> 00:52:47,353
You guys fucked up.

1219
00:52:47,388 --> 00:52:49,472
Just lost a POI because of you guys.

1220
00:52:49,507 --> 00:52:50,805
Are we clear in there?

1221
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,472
Clear.

1222
00:52:52,555 --> 00:52:53,520
What the fuck?

1223
00:52:53,555 --> 00:52:55,055
What did we fuck up?

1224
00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:55,972
I don't fucking know, dude.

1225
00:52:56,055 --> 00:52:57,263
Who the fuck is this guy?

1226
00:52:57,298 --> 00:52:58,472
I don't fucking know.

1227
00:53:22,638 --> 00:53:24,472
We have one POI.

1228
00:53:25,472 --> 00:53:26,972
I just want to fucking talk to this guy.

1229
00:53:27,007 --> 00:53:27,770
Let's just get out of here.

1230
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:29,222
I just want to fucking talk
to him just for a second.

1231
00:53:30,055 --> 00:53:31,138
Go ahead.

1232
00:53:33,305 --> 00:53:35,568
I don't want to cause any
trouble here, but we just

1233
00:53:35,868 --> 00:53:38,305
fucking we rolled up here,
I don't know what's going on.

1234
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:40,805
This is the second cowboy like
this we've run into in a week.

1235
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,353
Watch out for these guys.

1236
00:53:42,388 --> 00:53:44,020
They operate by a different set of rules.

1237
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:47,638
I know I'm just a ghetto street cop but
you've got to give me something here.

1238
00:53:47,673 --> 00:53:50,305
We've got indicators he's a
runner for the Sinaloa Cartel.

1239
00:53:50,388 --> 00:53:52,353
We ran him, he came up clean.

1240
00:53:52,388 --> 00:53:54,130
You guys don't have the
proper clearance for any of

1241
00:53:54,430 --> 00:53:56,138
this information, but I'm
going to throw you a bone.

1242
00:53:56,722 --> 00:53:58,138
Cartels are operating here.

1243
00:53:58,173 --> 00:53:59,155
We're on it.

1244
00:53:59,190 --> 00:54:00,103
Be careful.

1245
00:54:00,138 --> 00:54:01,603
What does that mean though?

1246
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:04,770
It means you and your
homeboy need to power down.

1247
00:54:04,805 --> 00:54:06,736
Because you just tugged
on the tail of the snake

1248
00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:08,888
and it's going to turn
around and bite you back.

1249
00:54:08,972 --> 00:54:10,020
I'm throwing you a bone here.

1250
00:54:10,055 --> 00:54:11,555
Be grateful for what I'm giving you.

1251
00:54:11,590 --> 00:54:12,222
I'm giving you a warning.

1252
00:54:12,305 --> 00:54:13,805
Lay low.

1253
00:54:14,972 --> 00:54:16,388
Can I get your name for my log.?

1254
00:54:16,472 --> 00:54:17,638
Negative, move along.

1255
00:54:18,972 --> 00:54:19,805
Yeah, all right.

1256
00:54:22,305 --> 00:54:24,055
You know there's five
year old kids in there?

1257
00:54:24,090 --> 00:54:25,305
For six months?

1258
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:26,222
Good bye.

1259
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:27,555
Get off the crime scene.

1260
00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:28,197
Go home.

1261
00:54:28,232 --> 00:54:28,805
Bye.

1262
00:54:28,888 --> 00:54:30,221
Have a nice night.

1263
00:54:30,256 --> 00:54:31,555
Yeah. Fucking feds.

1264
00:54:31,638 --> 00:54:31,888
Z, what the fuck?

1265
00:54:31,972 --> 00:54:32,888
Fuck them.

1266
00:54:47,472 --> 00:54:49,097
I didn't think that shit came over here.

1267
00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:51,513
Kids, women.

1268
00:54:51,555 --> 00:54:52,638
Did you see that fucking toilet?

1269
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,638
Filled up with shit.

1270
00:54:56,972 --> 00:54:58,847
We had no fucking business being there.

1271
00:54:58,882 --> 00:54:59,972
We didn't even have a call there.

1272
00:55:00,013 --> 00:55:01,722
I didn't know what we
were fucking rolling up on.

1273
00:55:01,805 --> 00:55:03,180
You think I knew what
we were rolling up on?

1274
00:55:12,055 --> 00:55:12,972
It's human trafficking.

1275
00:55:42,847 --> 00:55:43,638
He's so cute.

1276
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,180
You did so good.

1277
00:55:47,263 --> 00:55:47,805
I love this smell.

1278
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,138
Just hold his head a little bit.

1279
00:55:51,173 --> 00:55:52,430
I am.

1280
00:55:52,513 --> 00:55:53,145
He's fine.

1281
00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:57,138
You gotta hold him like this,
like a football.

1282
00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:58,805
I know how to hold a baby.

1283
00:56:03,638 --> 00:56:04,575
Babe, please.

1284
00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:05,513
Like that.

1285
00:56:05,548 --> 00:56:06,385
Hey.

1286
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:07,187
Hi!

1287
00:56:07,222 --> 00:56:09,097
Hey partner, what's up?

1288
00:56:09,138 --> 00:56:10,513
Come here.

1289
00:56:15,555 --> 00:56:16,742
Look who's here.

1290
00:56:16,777 --> 00:56:17,930
How's mama doing?

1291
00:56:18,013 --> 00:56:19,513
Mama's tired and cranky.

1292
00:56:19,548 --> 00:56:21,437
Just like baby.

1293
00:56:21,472 --> 00:56:23,305
Mama wants to choke Daddy.

1294
00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:24,472
Come on, babe.

1295
00:56:24,513 --> 00:56:26,180
Did you name him Brian?

1296
00:56:26,222 --> 00:56:27,555
Sorry.

1297
00:56:28,722 --> 00:56:29,478
He's a junior.

1298
00:56:29,513 --> 00:56:30,805
Named him after his daddy.

1299
00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:32,138
So what's his name?

1300
00:56:34,930 --> 00:56:35,847
Fuck you.

1301
00:56:35,888 --> 00:56:38,055
Can I hold him?

1302
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:40,013
Yeah.

1303
00:56:50,722 --> 00:56:51,638
So sweet.

1304
00:56:53,263 --> 00:56:54,472
You're so done.

1305
00:57:08,638 --> 00:57:09,305
Hey baby.

1306
00:57:11,138 --> 00:57:11,805
What are you wearing?

1307
00:57:11,847 --> 00:57:14,222
I can say it.

1308
00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:14,930
What are you wearing?

1309
00:57:17,305 --> 00:57:17,930
I don't care.

1310
00:57:17,972 --> 00:57:18,638
You still look good.

1311
00:57:20,263 --> 00:57:21,263
Yeah, Brian's right here.

1312
00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:23,472
OK.

1313
00:57:23,513 --> 00:57:24,638
All right, sorry.

1314
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,055
OK, I love you.

1315
00:57:26,090 --> 00:57:26,597
Bye.

1316
00:57:27,763 --> 00:57:28,513
You didn't even say hi.

1317
00:57:28,555 --> 00:57:29,972
She was pissed.

1318
00:57:34,138 --> 00:57:35,555
How'd you know you were
going to marry Gabby?

1319
00:57:35,590 --> 00:57:36,222
She told me.

1320
00:57:36,305 --> 00:57:38,529
I was just some stoner working
at my uncle's muffler shop

1321
00:57:38,829 --> 00:57:40,555
and one day she grabbed
me by the shoulders...

1322
00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:43,513
and said we're getting married
and you're joining the department'

1323
00:57:43,597 --> 00:57:46,722
because you can make a lot of money without
a college degree and I was like fuck yeah'.

1324
00:57:46,805 --> 00:57:48,805
I mean, you love her.

1325
00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:51,055
You guys, you never fight.

1326
00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:52,367
You're happy together.

1327
00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:53,597
She's my bitch for sure.

1328
00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:56,513
I'm just telling you the way it went down.

1329
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,805
I popped her cherry in high school.

1330
00:57:59,472 --> 00:58:01,180
She's never been with anybody else.

1331
00:58:01,222 --> 00:58:02,638
I've never wanted to be with anybody else.

1332
00:58:03,222 --> 00:58:04,180
You know, it's easy.

1333
00:58:05,097 --> 00:58:07,222
Things are getting super
serious with Janet and me.

1334
00:58:07,263 --> 00:58:08,597
What, you just found that out?

1335
00:58:08,638 --> 00:58:10,347
Did you read that in the
paper or something?

1336
00:58:10,388 --> 00:58:12,013
Homegirl owns your ass.

1337
00:58:13,263 --> 00:58:14,055
She wants to move in.

1338
00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:15,847
She's always over.

1339
00:58:15,888 --> 00:58:17,263
Why spend the money on two apartments.

1340
00:58:17,888 --> 00:58:19,097
It's not about the money.

1341
00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:22,055
No, her parents are so traditional.

1342
00:58:22,090 --> 00:58:23,097
Oh yeah?

1343
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:23,930
They will go ballistic.

1344
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:26,513
But at least we can tell
them we're engaged.

1345
00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:28,180
Hold up.

1346
00:58:28,222 --> 00:58:29,603
Don't play with that shit.

1347
00:58:29,638 --> 00:58:33,930
You don't ask a broad to marry you
because her folks are old school.

1348
00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:35,385
No, you don't understand.

1349
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:36,805
No, you don't do that shit.

1350
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,305
Think about it.

1351
00:58:38,347 --> 00:58:41,180
After you think about it,
think about it again.

1352
00:58:41,222 --> 00:58:42,638
Jesus.

1353
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,472
Marriage is forever.

1354
00:58:44,513 --> 00:58:45,680
Just realize that.

1355
00:58:46,930 --> 00:58:48,138
It's a promise before god.

1356
00:58:50,805 --> 00:58:54,513
My grandma was really deep.

1357
00:58:56,138 --> 00:58:56,888
She's seen it all.

1358
00:58:56,930 --> 00:58:58,222
You know what I'm saying?

1359
00:58:59,888 --> 00:59:02,097
When me and Gabby got engaged,
she asked me one thing.

1360
00:59:02,138 --> 00:59:03,221
Do you want to hear it?

1361
00:59:03,256 --> 00:59:04,305
Fine, let's hear it.

1362
00:59:05,722 --> 00:59:07,555
She said can you live without her?

1363
00:59:10,305 --> 00:59:13,847
And if the answer's yes,
man up and forget her.

1364
00:59:14,305 --> 00:59:15,138
Don't string her along.

1365
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,513
Think about it.

1366
00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:19,805
I did.

1367
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:32,597
Thirteen-x-ray- forty-three.

1368
00:59:32,638 --> 00:59:33,472
Officer needs help.

1369
00:59:33,513 --> 00:59:34,097
Where?

1370
00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:35,597
Newton units, stand by.

1371
00:59:35,638 --> 00:59:36,805
X forty-three officer needs help.

1372
00:59:36,847 --> 00:59:38,430
Thirteen x forty-three,
what's your location?

1373
00:59:38,472 --> 00:59:39,555
I don't know.

1374
00:59:39,597 --> 00:59:40,180
What?

1375
00:59:40,222 --> 00:59:41,597
That's Van Hauser's car.

1376
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:42,388
Come on, Boot!

1377
00:59:42,430 --> 00:59:43,180
Just book it south.

1378
00:59:43,513 --> 00:59:43,847
Go.

1379
00:59:45,055 --> 00:59:46,347
Find a street sign, put it out.

1380
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,888
I don't see any!

1381
00:59:49,013 --> 00:59:51,555
Is there a number on a house?
A building number?

1382
00:59:51,597 --> 00:59:53,513
The house is three one seven seven.

1383
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:54,638
Sir, back up!

1384
00:59:56,305 --> 00:59:56,978
Holy shit.

1385
00:59:57,013 --> 00:59:58,180
Hook a left on Maple.

1386
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:02,138
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen show us responding
code three from three zero and Maple.

1387
01:00:02,173 --> 01:00:03,478
Thirteen-x-thirteen, roger.

1388
01:00:03,513 --> 01:00:05,305
Responding code three
Maple and three zero.

1389
01:00:06,513 --> 01:00:07,222
Right there!

1390
01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:12,930
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen show us code
six at Compton and three one street.

1391
01:00:12,972 --> 01:00:13,680
Who is that?

1392
01:00:13,722 --> 01:00:14,972
Taylor and Zavala.

1393
01:00:15,013 --> 01:00:17,888
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen, send me
an airship to set up a perimeter.

1394
01:00:17,930 --> 01:00:18,888
Oh shit.

1395
01:00:18,930 --> 01:00:20,222
Would you call for a rescue?

1396
01:00:20,263 --> 01:00:21,263
Do not move.

1397
01:00:21,305 --> 01:00:21,972
What did he look like?

1398
01:00:22,007 --> 01:00:22,388
Where'd he go?

1399
01:00:22,430 --> 01:00:23,805
Northbound through the houses.

1400
01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:28,020
Hispanic male, blue checkered shirt.

1401
01:00:28,055 --> 01:00:30,680
Zerohead, he's a parolee, he's fucking huge.

1402
01:00:30,722 --> 01:00:32,810
Thirteen-x-ray-thirteen,
suspect headed northbound,

1403
01:00:33,110 --> 01:00:34,555
heavyset male Hispanic,
shaved head.

1404
01:00:34,597 --> 01:00:35,180
Weapon used was a knife.

1405
01:00:35,222 --> 01:00:37,847
Let's do this shit.

1406
01:00:37,930 --> 01:00:38,555
Careful, men.

1407
01:00:38,590 --> 01:00:39,180
On your left.

1408
01:00:39,263 --> 01:00:39,930
He's fucking huge.

1409
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:43,347
It's clear over here.

1410
01:00:43,382 --> 01:00:43,972
Crossing.

1411
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,284
The windows?

1412
01:00:45,319 --> 01:00:46,145
You got left?

1413
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,055
I got right.

1414
01:00:47,090 --> 01:00:47,930
Push push push.

1415
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:50,972
You're on my elbow.

1416
01:00:51,013 --> 01:00:51,763
You call it out.

1417
01:00:51,805 --> 01:00:52,430
You call it out if you see it.

1418
01:00:54,597 --> 01:00:55,097
I see him.

1419
01:00:55,132 --> 01:00:55,597
On the left.

1420
01:00:55,638 --> 01:00:56,062
On the left.

1421
01:00:56,097 --> 01:00:57,201
Ready, go go, split.

1422
01:00:57,236 --> 01:00:58,305
Take it, you bitch.

1423
01:00:58,347 --> 01:00:58,930
Fuck you!

1424
01:00:58,972 --> 01:00:59,437
On the left.

1425
01:00:59,472 --> 01:01:00,055
I've got him, you ready?

1426
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:00,781
Fucking bitch.

1427
01:01:00,816 --> 01:01:01,472
Fucking whore.

1428
01:01:02,263 --> 01:01:02,722
Try to fuck with me?

1429
01:01:02,757 --> 01:01:03,145
Fuck you!

1430
01:01:03,180 --> 01:01:05,347
Get the fuck off her or I will
blow your fucking head off.

1431
01:01:05,388 --> 01:01:06,145
I'm done.

1432
01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:07,096
I ain't resisting, officer.

1433
01:01:07,131 --> 01:01:08,013
Don't fucking look at me!

1434
01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:09,180
I ain't resisting, sir.

1435
01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:09,888
Shut the fuck up!

1436
01:01:10,013 --> 01:01:10,603
Get up.

1437
01:01:10,638 --> 01:01:11,888
Put your hands over your head.

1438
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:12,472
Get up.

1439
01:01:13,472 --> 01:01:14,847
Put your hands over your head.

1440
01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:17,513
Back up towards me til I tell you to stop.

1441
01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:18,638
Move.

1442
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,513
Move.

1443
01:01:19,548 --> 01:01:20,347
Move.

1444
01:01:20,388 --> 01:01:21,159
Move.

1445
01:01:21,194 --> 01:01:21,930
Stop.

1446
01:01:21,972 --> 01:01:23,978
Now get on your fucking knees.

1447
01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:26,013
And cross your goddamn feet together,
you hear me?

1448
01:01:26,097 --> 01:01:26,972
Cross your legs.

1449
01:01:27,847 --> 01:01:30,722
If I hear a fucking word out of you,
I will blowyou out of your fucking socks.

1450
01:01:30,757 --> 01:01:31,472
Hook him, Z.

1451
01:01:38,847 --> 01:01:40,763
Thirteen-x-ray-thirteen, show a code four.

1452
01:01:40,805 --> 01:01:41,388
Suspect's in custody.

1453
01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:43,013
You good, Z?

1454
01:01:43,055 --> 01:01:43,513
I'm good.

1455
01:01:43,555 --> 01:01:43,930
Are you good?

1456
01:01:45,722 --> 01:01:46,388
God damn it.

1457
01:01:46,472 --> 01:01:48,513
All right, you're going to be all right.

1458
01:01:48,555 --> 01:01:49,472
You're going to be all right.

1459
01:01:51,138 --> 01:01:53,145
Fuck man, her face is all fucking broken.

1460
01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:55,513
Thirteen-x-ray-thirteen
requesting an additional RA.

1461
01:01:55,555 --> 01:01:57,513
Thirteen-x-thirteen, roger on the RA.

1462
01:01:57,548 --> 01:01:59,263
We're here for you, all right?

1463
01:01:59,305 --> 01:02:00,555
We got the cavalry coming.

1464
01:02:00,638 --> 01:02:03,180
That motherfucker's going to pay
for what he did, you hear me?

1465
01:02:03,222 --> 01:02:04,805
Boot, you hear me?

1466
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,978
Boot?

1467
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:06,513
Don't call her Boot.

1468
01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:07,763
Well I don't know what her fucking name is.

1469
01:02:07,805 --> 01:02:08,972
Is there a tag anywhere?

1470
01:02:09,013 --> 01:02:09,638
Do you see a tag?

1471
01:02:09,673 --> 01:02:10,013
No.

1472
01:02:11,888 --> 01:02:12,347
You hearing me?

1473
01:02:12,388 --> 01:02:13,805
She's nodding, she's nodding, she hears me.

1474
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,513
You're going to be all right.

1475
01:02:15,555 --> 01:02:16,263
Do you hear me?

1476
01:02:17,347 --> 01:02:17,930
It's all good.

1477
01:02:17,972 --> 01:02:18,513
It's all good.

1478
01:02:24,805 --> 01:02:25,930
You're going to be OK, brother.

1479
01:02:25,965 --> 01:02:27,305
Fucking cut my vest off.

1480
01:02:27,347 --> 01:02:28,388
God damn it.

1481
01:02:28,513 --> 01:02:29,305
I tell you one fucking thing.

1482
01:02:29,347 --> 01:02:31,659
Fucking cut my vest off.

1483
01:02:31,694 --> 01:02:33,972
All right, we got your back.

1484
01:02:34,007 --> 01:02:35,388
Jesus Christ.

1485
01:02:35,472 --> 01:02:36,847
God damn it.

1486
01:02:36,888 --> 01:02:37,472
Get back, all right.

1487
01:02:37,513 --> 01:02:38,055
You're good.

1488
01:02:38,138 --> 01:02:39,388
We got your back.

1489
01:02:39,472 --> 01:02:40,847
They cut my fucking vest.

1490
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,222
They cut my fucking vest.

1491
01:02:43,638 --> 01:02:44,367
What's up?

1492
01:02:44,402 --> 01:02:45,062
You OK?

1493
01:02:45,097 --> 01:02:47,638
I'm really tired.

1494
01:02:47,722 --> 01:02:49,763
Why didn't you shoot that son of a bitch?

1495
01:02:49,805 --> 01:02:50,763
You had him dead to rights.

1496
01:02:52,347 --> 01:02:54,388
I just didn't feel like killing
anyone tonight, Sarge.

1497
01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:55,763
You feel like writing this up?

1498
01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:58,805
Brass is going to want clean paper,
make sure all the logs match.

1499
01:02:58,847 --> 01:02:59,638
Sarge, did you see that?

1500
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,222
Van H had a fucking Ginsu
sticking out of his eye.

1501
01:03:03,055 --> 01:03:04,201
His eye was cut in half.

1502
01:03:04,236 --> 01:03:05,479
The lens was hanging out.

1503
01:03:05,514 --> 01:03:06,722
He's not coming back.

1504
01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:08,388
Rookie too.

1505
01:03:08,430 --> 01:03:09,555
What?

1506
01:03:09,638 --> 01:03:09,937
She ain't coming back.

1507
01:03:09,972 --> 01:03:12,138
She gave me this to give
to the Watch commander.

1508
01:03:12,180 --> 01:03:13,055
On the spot?

1509
01:03:13,138 --> 01:03:13,805
Yeah.

1510
01:03:14,597 --> 01:03:16,680
Oh well,
she wouldn't have made probation anyway.

1511
01:03:16,722 --> 01:03:17,513
Hell no.

1512
01:03:17,555 --> 01:03:18,847
What, because her daddy's not a captain?

1513
01:03:18,888 --> 01:03:20,555
You know she wasn't cut out for this shit.

1514
01:03:20,590 --> 01:03:21,489
Why is that?

1515
01:03:21,524 --> 01:03:22,353
The evidence.

1516
01:03:22,388 --> 01:03:23,972
She almost got Van Hauser killed.

1517
01:03:24,013 --> 01:03:25,013
You guys are cold.

1518
01:03:25,055 --> 01:03:26,763
You got cold, dead eyes, you know that?

1519
01:03:27,222 --> 01:03:28,013
Yeah, both of us.

1520
01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:28,992
Yeah, both of you.

1521
01:03:29,027 --> 01:03:29,895
You have a soul?

1522
01:03:29,930 --> 01:03:31,687
Yes, we just leave it at home.

1523
01:03:31,722 --> 01:03:34,097
We going to sit around yapping
or we going to get this done?

1524
01:03:34,138 --> 01:03:35,597
You guys saved that rookie's life.

1525
01:03:35,638 --> 01:03:37,638
That was one big fucking fat ese.

1526
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,305
Can we clear the scene?

1527
01:03:40,013 --> 01:03:41,888
Division's fucking falling apart over here.

1528
01:03:41,930 --> 01:03:42,638
We good?

1529
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,103
You good?

1530
01:03:43,138 --> 01:03:44,097
Good good good?

1531
01:03:44,138 --> 01:03:45,138
We're all good.

1532
01:03:45,173 --> 01:03:45,388
Yes?

1533
01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:45,972
Go back to work.

1534
01:03:46,013 --> 01:03:47,097
Good night, ladies.

1535
01:03:51,722 --> 01:03:54,472
Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing Officer and Mrs.

1536
01:03:54,507 --> 01:03:55,388
Taylor.

1537
01:04:08,013 --> 01:04:09,222
What's up, guys.

1538
01:05:40,263 --> 01:05:41,180
All right.

1539
01:05:43,055 --> 01:05:47,430
Janet, you got a lot of heart
hooking up with a cop.

1540
01:05:47,472 --> 01:05:51,101
Because it takes a strong person...
and I see like a lot of cops'

1541
01:05:51,401 --> 01:05:53,930
wives in here,
they're all nodding their heads.

1542
01:05:55,555 --> 01:05:56,638
You gotta take care of her.

1543
01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:04,347
Cause I'm her big brother now. And every
cop in here... we're all her family now too.

1544
01:06:08,722 --> 01:06:10,013
I'm going to cry, baby, shut up.

1545
01:06:12,722 --> 01:06:16,513
And Janet, we're all hoping you
can make a man out of Brian.

1546
01:06:16,555 --> 01:06:17,638
Because we've all given up.

1547
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,555
So here we go.

1548
01:06:23,055 --> 01:06:24,138
To Brian and Janet.

1549
01:06:25,638 --> 01:06:26,180
Cheers!

1550
01:06:32,638 --> 01:06:33,972
Can I ask you something?

1551
01:06:34,013 --> 01:06:38,270
Why the fuck did you get
married in your dress blues?

1552
01:06:38,305 --> 01:06:42,138
If you worked at Best Buy would you
wear that fucking stupid polo shirt?

1553
01:06:42,888 --> 01:06:44,138
I like that polo shirt.

1554
01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:45,555
I'm representing.

1555
01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:50,180
You know I love you, man

1556
01:06:50,215 --> 01:06:51,187
Jesus.

1557
01:06:51,222 --> 01:06:52,222
Here they go again.

1558
01:06:52,305 --> 01:06:53,305
I love you too, bro.

1559
01:06:55,388 --> 01:06:56,472
I would lay down my life for you.

1560
01:06:56,507 --> 01:06:57,353
I love you, man.

1561
01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:58,722
I would take a fucking bullet for you.

1562
01:06:58,757 --> 01:07:00,187
I love you, man.

1563
01:07:00,222 --> 01:07:03,013
Why don't you guys get
married to each other?

1564
01:07:03,055 --> 01:07:03,347
All right, shut up.

1565
01:07:03,972 --> 01:07:05,305
Everybody take a shot.

1566
01:07:05,347 --> 01:07:06,180
Salud!

1567
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:08,138
Cheers!

1568
01:07:22,722 --> 01:07:23,937
My boy Garcia?

1569
01:07:23,972 --> 01:07:25,603
He's a fucking beast.

1570
01:07:25,638 --> 01:07:31,013
I've seen this motherfucker knock
an asshole out with one punch.

1571
01:07:31,055 --> 01:07:32,645
Yoked assholes, man.

1572
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,305
Yoked assholes from the joint
when they had weight piles.

1573
01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:36,638
You know what I'm talking about?

1574
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,513
You don't know what I'm talking about,
you're fucking twelve years old.

1575
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:43,472
Cops like him... Like soldiers.

1576
01:07:45,513 --> 01:07:46,888
He took a bullet for me.

1577
01:07:48,888 --> 01:07:50,180
My bullet.

1578
01:07:50,222 --> 01:07:51,680
He took my bullet.

1579
01:07:56,763 --> 01:07:57,805
He took my bullet.

1580
01:07:57,847 --> 01:08:00,013
That's what he was.

1581
01:08:00,055 --> 01:08:00,972
That's what he was to me.

1582
01:08:01,638 --> 01:08:02,971
It should have been me.

1583
01:08:03,006 --> 01:08:04,305
Cause he was a good guy.

1584
01:08:05,972 --> 01:08:07,013
I was shit.

1585
01:08:10,472 --> 01:08:11,222
Fuck it.

1586
01:08:21,972 --> 01:08:22,638
Gimme a kiss.

1587
01:08:23,722 --> 01:08:24,847
You'll learn this.

1588
01:08:24,882 --> 01:08:25,430
You'll learn.

1589
01:08:25,472 --> 01:08:27,972
Marriage is really basic.

1590
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,945
There's just a couple guidelines.

1591
01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:34,522
One: you've got to give it up all the time.

1592
01:08:35,897 --> 01:08:36,772
All the time.

1593
01:08:36,807 --> 01:08:37,647
You love that.

1594
01:08:38,813 --> 01:08:40,022
I don't hate that idea.

1595
01:08:40,938 --> 01:08:41,605
It's not a bad idea.

1596
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,237
It's not a bad thing.

1597
01:08:42,272 --> 01:08:45,438
No, seriously, girls throw it at cops.

1598
01:08:45,473 --> 01:08:46,772
Throw what exactly?

1599
01:08:46,807 --> 01:08:47,647
Their pussy.

1600
01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:49,272
Girls throw it.

1601
01:08:49,980 --> 01:08:51,605
So you can't give him an excuse, girlfriend.

1602
01:08:51,647 --> 01:08:52,917
You can not give him an excuse.

1603
01:08:52,952 --> 01:08:54,188
I've actually seen that before.

1604
01:08:54,272 --> 01:08:56,772
It's called assault on a peace officer.

1605
01:08:57,688 --> 01:08:58,084
You ready?

1606
01:08:58,119 --> 01:08:58,480
Hell yeah.

1607
01:08:59,688 --> 01:09:00,313
Try new things.

1608
01:09:00,348 --> 01:09:00,647
Baby...

1609
01:09:01,105 --> 01:09:02,522
Like the gooch.

1610
01:09:02,557 --> 01:09:03,855
The what?

1611
01:09:04,438 --> 01:09:05,480
The gooch?

1612
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,438
Texas twister.

1613
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:08,938
No, that's something that's made up.

1614
01:09:08,973 --> 01:09:10,278
The internet made that up.

1615
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:11,688
You want to know what Mike likes?

1616
01:09:11,730 --> 01:09:12,313
No!

1617
01:09:14,855 --> 01:09:15,355
No!

1618
01:09:17,522 --> 01:09:19,230
Babe, I love you so much.

1619
01:09:19,265 --> 01:09:20,938
The western, you know?

1620
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:22,813
Open to explore, right?

1621
01:09:22,855 --> 01:09:23,445
Gabby!

1622
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,772
It's our wedding!

1623
01:09:24,807 --> 01:09:25,643
Cup him.

1624
01:09:25,678 --> 01:09:26,350
Suck him.

1625
01:09:26,385 --> 01:09:26,987
No no no!

1626
01:09:27,022 --> 01:09:28,355
You just rub it a bit and then?

1627
01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:28,772
What the fuck?

1628
01:09:28,807 --> 01:09:29,153
Gabby!

1629
01:09:29,188 --> 01:09:30,313
Venture off a little more.

1630
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:31,480
Venture off?

1631
01:09:31,605 --> 01:09:33,188
They swear they don't like it but...
- Oh, shit!

1632
01:09:33,938 --> 01:09:34,813
Really?

1633
01:09:38,847 --> 01:09:39,472
I'm happy.

1634
01:09:42,222 --> 01:09:43,722
Janet's dope.

1635
01:09:52,513 --> 01:09:54,388
You're my brother and everything,
but you're a piece of shit.

1636
01:09:56,805 --> 01:09:57,722
Does she know that?

1637
01:10:00,888 --> 01:10:02,097
Yeah, she knows who I am.

1638
01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:11,555
I mean, you can't get into something with
somebody without ... She knows who I am.

1639
01:10:12,805 --> 01:10:13,638
Yeah.

1640
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,138
I know who you are.

1641
01:10:15,847 --> 01:10:16,472
You're a piece of shit.

1642
01:10:18,972 --> 01:10:21,013
If you break her heart,
I'm going to fuck you up.

1643
01:10:23,763 --> 01:10:24,847
Good to know.

1644
01:10:35,805 --> 01:10:37,888
If anything happened to you,
I would take care of your kids.

1645
01:10:37,930 --> 01:10:39,638
If you had any.

1646
01:10:41,097 --> 01:10:42,013
And I would take care of her.

1647
01:10:45,222 --> 01:10:46,472
I would take care of Janet.

1648
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:08,305
What's in the stack?

1649
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:08,847
Anything good?

1650
01:11:09,222 --> 01:11:12,638
Let's see here... Business dispute.

1651
01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:13,680
Request police mediation.

1652
01:11:13,722 --> 01:11:15,763
One neighbor threw a cup of water
on the other neighbor's window.

1653
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:16,972
We're not buying that.

1654
01:11:17,805 --> 01:11:18,680
Three ninety male.

1655
01:11:18,722 --> 01:11:20,180
Intoxicated person outside a liquor store.

1656
01:11:20,222 --> 01:11:21,597
Get the fuck out of here.

1657
01:11:21,638 --> 01:11:23,888
There's a drunk man
outside the liquor store?

1658
01:11:25,847 --> 01:11:26,895
Welfare check.

1659
01:11:26,930 --> 01:11:29,347
Woman requests PD
contact her elderly mother.

1660
01:11:29,513 --> 01:11:30,222
Yeah, buy that one.

1661
01:11:30,638 --> 01:11:31,138
You serious?

1662
01:11:31,222 --> 01:11:33,847
Yeah, if we buy a couple of these,
maybe they'll send us a code three call.

1663
01:11:34,638 --> 01:11:35,062
Cool.

1664
01:11:35,097 --> 01:11:37,117
I'll hit her up for the next hotshots.

1665
01:11:37,152 --> 01:11:39,103
On this episode, we're rolling to a call.

1666
01:11:39,138 --> 01:11:42,513
A woman called the station to
check on her elderly mother.

1667
01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:43,513
So we're going to go.

1668
01:11:44,555 --> 01:11:46,263
These are the calls most agencies deal with,
you know?

1669
01:11:46,305 --> 01:11:48,722
Not every call's a foot
pursuit or a car chase.

1670
01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:52,305
Some guys at other agencies have never even
drawn their weapon or been in a gunfight.

1671
01:11:52,347 --> 01:11:54,055
Yeah, but here that's just half your shift.

1672
01:11:54,097 --> 01:11:55,013
In the south end...

1673
01:11:55,055 --> 01:11:57,660
we'll get involved in more capers
in one deployment period

1674
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,638
than most cops
see their entire career.

1675
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:00,638
Hell yeah.

1676
01:12:04,222 --> 01:12:05,680
Mrs. Williams!

1677
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,805
Mrs.Williams!

1678
01:12:11,847 --> 01:12:13,180
Police Officers!

1679
01:12:14,472 --> 01:12:15,347
Go around back, check it out.

1680
01:12:15,382 --> 01:12:16,010
All right.

1681
01:12:16,045 --> 01:12:16,638
Here we go.

1682
01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:19,513
I'm going to wait for my partner.

1683
01:12:19,555 --> 01:12:22,680
He's going to check the back to see
if she's around the back over there.

1684
01:12:22,715 --> 01:12:25,805
Often times, a lot of these people,
they're very old people.

1685
01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,103
They can't hear us.

1686
01:12:27,138 --> 01:12:31,388
You know, they can't hear ?the hearing aids,
you know.

1687
01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:32,555
Nothing.

1688
01:12:32,638 --> 01:12:36,555
So the owner of this house is actually the
daughter of the woman who lives in it.

1689
01:12:36,597 --> 01:12:39,054
She gave us permission
for the welfare check,

1690
01:12:39,354 --> 01:12:41,972
so we're going to... We're
going to boot the door.

1691
01:12:43,930 --> 01:12:46,513
Officer Zavala specializes in booting doors.

1692
01:12:46,555 --> 01:12:47,805
I kick doors down.

1693
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:48,763
There you go.

1694
01:12:48,805 --> 01:12:50,013
I kick doors down.

1695
01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:52,763
Say it in English now.

1696
01:12:52,847 --> 01:12:54,180
I kick doors down.

1697
01:12:54,222 --> 01:12:55,597
Wait, did you check if it was unlocked?

1698
01:12:57,013 --> 01:12:59,012
Ladies and gentlemen,
always a good idea

1699
01:12:59,312 --> 01:13:01,847
to make sure a door is locked
... before you boot it.

1700
01:13:02,222 --> 01:13:03,013
Are you going to cut that out?

1701
01:13:03,055 --> 01:13:03,978
Yeah, sorry.

1702
01:13:04,013 --> 01:13:05,347
It was always locked.

1703
01:13:05,388 --> 01:13:06,555
Clearly my partner always knew that.

1704
01:13:06,638 --> 01:13:09,138
You know what's going to happen, right?

1705
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:09,555
What?

1706
01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:13,180
She's going to roll through, come from
the church or the store or whatever.

1707
01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:16,180
And then she's going to see property
damage and what's going to happen?

1708
01:13:16,222 --> 01:13:16,555
What's going to happen?

1709
01:13:16,638 --> 01:13:18,097
We're going to be the bad guys.

1710
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,388
Shit.

1711
01:13:24,263 --> 01:13:25,013
We got a dead body.

1712
01:13:40,013 --> 01:13:40,472
What have we got?

1713
01:13:40,513 --> 01:13:41,103
Squatters?

1714
01:13:41,138 --> 01:13:42,805
Yeah, I'd say someone's been
kicking it back here for sure.

1715
01:13:45,013 --> 01:13:46,013
LAPD

1716
01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:47,347
Let's roll through.

1717
01:14:03,347 --> 01:14:03,867
You good?

1718
01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:04,388
Clear.

1719
01:14:12,472 --> 01:14:13,097
That is wrong.

1720
01:14:13,138 --> 01:14:13,888
I said it was clear.

1721
01:14:13,930 --> 01:14:14,388
All right.

1722
01:14:14,430 --> 01:14:15,680
I'm just filming it.

1723
01:14:30,013 --> 01:14:30,721
I found her.

1724
01:14:30,756 --> 01:14:31,430
What's up?

1725
01:14:44,263 --> 01:14:46,119
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen,
I'm going to need a supervisor

1726
01:14:46,419 --> 01:14:47,722
and two additional
units at our location.

1727
01:14:47,763 --> 01:14:51,930
And RA for the elderly female
approximately seventy years old.

1728
01:14:54,180 --> 01:14:55,138
Not conscious, not breathing.

1729
01:14:55,180 --> 01:14:59,180
Thirteen x thirteen's requesting two
additional units and a supervisor.

1730
01:14:59,222 --> 01:15:00,562
Five one seven one Maple.

1731
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:03,478
Incident one four six seven,
RA thirteen fifty- one.

1732
01:15:03,513 --> 01:15:06,347
What is she, grandma praying
to the dope gods or some shit?

1733
01:15:06,722 --> 01:15:08,013
That's not fucking grandma.

1734
01:15:14,555 --> 01:15:15,555
Don't fucking play on them.

1735
01:15:15,638 --> 01:15:16,180
No, look.

1736
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:17,638
Hollow.

1737
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,805
Somebody's opened it before.

1738
01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:20,013
That's what that means.

1739
01:15:22,305 --> 01:15:23,020
Take that shit out.

1740
01:15:23,055 --> 01:15:24,847
You can't pull it out yourself?

1741
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:25,847
Just fucking pull it out.

1742
01:15:38,805 --> 01:15:39,347
Party time.

1743
01:15:41,930 --> 01:15:48,555
Z... No, wait wait wait.

1744
01:15:49,222 --> 01:15:49,805
What?

1745
01:15:49,847 --> 01:15:50,555
Do you see that pot?

1746
01:15:50,597 --> 01:15:51,680
Yeah.

1747
01:15:53,805 --> 01:15:54,763
That shit's still steaming.

1748
01:15:54,798 --> 01:15:55,513
Oh shit.

1749
01:15:55,555 --> 01:15:56,180
I'm going in.

1750
01:15:56,215 --> 01:15:56,697
Ready?

1751
01:15:56,732 --> 01:15:57,180
Go ahead.

1752
01:16:15,347 --> 01:16:16,138
What is that?

1753
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:16,638
Is that a body?

1754
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:19,180
Yeah, there's bodies in there.

1755
01:16:19,222 --> 01:16:20,722
Thanks for the fucking update.

1756
01:16:23,638 --> 01:16:24,472
Fuck.

1757
01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:26,472
Is it clear?

1758
01:16:27,847 --> 01:16:28,305
Clear.

1759
01:16:29,888 --> 01:16:30,555
What does it say?

1760
01:16:30,638 --> 01:16:32,347
What's that shit say?

1761
01:16:32,388 --> 01:16:33,472
Keep bringing them.

1762
01:16:33,513 --> 01:16:35,055
Ha ha ha.

1763
01:16:39,847 --> 01:16:40,222
Fuck!

1764
01:16:40,305 --> 01:16:40,680
Come on.

1765
01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:42,930
Get your shit together.

1766
01:16:42,972 --> 01:16:43,972
Pull your shit together.

1767
01:16:52,472 --> 01:16:53,388
Fuck out of here.

1768
01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:54,763
Let's get out of here.

1769
01:16:58,013 --> 01:16:58,513
Fuck.

1770
01:16:59,930 --> 01:17:00,847
Sick motherfuckers.

1771
01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:02,055
Who would do shit like that?

1772
01:17:17,305 --> 01:17:18,013
What is that shit?

1773
01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:19,805
I don't fucking know.

1774
01:17:20,972 --> 01:17:22,222
I've never seen that kind of shit.

1775
01:17:25,305 --> 01:17:27,138
Do you have hand sanitizer?

1776
01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:28,013
No, I don't.

1777
01:17:28,638 --> 01:17:31,164
I'm Serene Branson on the
scene in south Los Angeles

1778
01:17:31,464 --> 01:17:33,847
at one of the largest
narcotics seizures this year.

1779
01:17:33,888 --> 01:17:36,162
In addition to the drugs,
officials are telling

1780
01:17:36,462 --> 01:17:38,263
us there was a
very gruesome discovery.

1781
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:41,603
An unknown number of bodies
showing evidence of torture.

1782
01:17:41,638 --> 01:17:45,266
A police official familiar with
the investigation denied rumors

1783
01:17:45,566 --> 01:17:48,513
Mexican drug cartels
are responsible for the murders.

1784
01:17:54,013 --> 01:17:55,312
We're having a lot of problems.

1785
01:17:55,347 --> 01:17:58,138
The Lord of the South
wants something done.

1786
01:17:58,180 --> 01:18:02,347
This is just two city cops, right?

1787
01:18:02,430 --> 01:18:03,603
Yes, two city cops.

1788
01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:05,013
Take care of these assholes
or I'll take care of you.

1789
01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:08,597
Got a problem with that?

1790
01:18:08,638 --> 01:18:10,305
Consider it done.

1791
01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:13,763
And don't leave a mess.

1792
01:18:13,847 --> 01:18:17,347
People hate cops, people in gangs.

1793
01:18:19,555 --> 01:18:22,680
Write down what you spend. I'll get it done.

1794
01:18:43,222 --> 01:18:46,138
Gabby wants to know if you and Janet want
to roll to the Dodgers game with us tonight.

1795
01:18:46,173 --> 01:18:48,395
We're going to Santa Barbara.

1796
01:18:48,430 --> 01:18:51,513
All right, fuck you then,
I'll sell that shit online or something.

1797
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,722
Here's Tre right here.

1798
01:18:56,972 --> 01:18:57,555
What's up, Tre?

1799
01:18:58,555 --> 01:18:59,305
What's up back.

1800
01:19:01,472 --> 01:19:02,138
What you doing?

1801
01:19:03,388 --> 01:19:05,138
I'm doing what I do,
you know what I'm saying?

1802
01:19:05,222 --> 01:19:05,972
Same shit, different day.

1803
01:19:06,388 --> 01:19:07,388
Ain't shit changed.

1804
01:19:07,472 --> 01:19:08,472
What's up with you all?

1805
01:19:09,722 --> 01:19:10,312
Just slow motion.

1806
01:19:10,347 --> 01:19:12,138
And that little incident you and I had?

1807
01:19:12,888 --> 01:19:13,805
You kept it G.

1808
01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:15,805
You didn't snitch on me.

1809
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:16,888
And I respect that.

1810
01:19:17,888 --> 01:19:21,055
So check this out,
my people just got out of Folsom prison.

1811
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:21,763
From up north.

1812
01:19:21,888 --> 01:19:22,353
Oh yeah?

1813
01:19:22,388 --> 01:19:23,888
Word is you got a hit on you all.

1814
01:19:23,972 --> 01:19:25,020
You all been greenlit.

1815
01:19:25,055 --> 01:19:27,138
We're cops, everybody wants to kill us.

1816
01:19:27,173 --> 01:19:29,222
I'm just telling you what they're saying.

1817
01:19:29,972 --> 01:19:31,901
No, you know what, we
appreciate the info,

1818
01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:34,847
but this don't mean you get a
pass if we catch you slipping.

1819
01:19:34,882 --> 01:19:36,347
I ain't looking for no fucking pass.

1820
01:19:36,388 --> 01:19:38,055
I do what I do, you know what I'm saying?

1821
01:19:38,555 --> 01:19:40,055
I had to say it, though, you know how it is.

1822
01:19:40,555 --> 01:19:42,138
All right, what you doing this weekend?

1823
01:19:42,805 --> 01:19:43,187
You like the Dodgers?

1824
01:19:43,222 --> 01:19:44,805
You going to slide a nigger
some tickets or something?

1825
01:19:45,222 --> 01:19:45,992
You like the Dodgers?

1826
01:19:46,027 --> 01:19:46,763
Have a good weekend.

1827
01:19:46,805 --> 01:19:47,472
Slide me some tickets.

1828
01:19:47,507 --> 01:19:49,555
Shut the fuck up!

1829
01:19:55,888 --> 01:20:00,305
Did you fuck with my... come on,
did you fuck with my shit?

1830
01:20:00,340 --> 01:20:02,222
I don't fuck with your shit.

1831
01:20:03,722 --> 01:20:04,853
Mike, come on.

1832
01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:06,305
Don't be a little bitch about it.

1833
01:20:06,388 --> 01:20:07,722
I didn't fuck with your shit.

1834
01:20:07,757 --> 01:20:08,687
You fucked with my shit.

1835
01:20:08,722 --> 01:20:09,972
It was in totally different order.

1836
01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,888
Why do you have an
investigation report on here?

1837
01:20:11,972 --> 01:20:14,222
I don't have an investigation
report on there.

1838
01:20:14,257 --> 01:20:14,906
It's your handwriting.

1839
01:20:14,941 --> 01:20:15,789
Don't be an idiot.

1840
01:20:15,824 --> 01:20:16,638
All this is fucked up.

1841
01:20:16,722 --> 01:20:18,388
Did you drop it or something?

1842
01:20:18,423 --> 01:20:20,055
There's three types of pages.

1843
01:20:21,055 --> 01:20:22,222
It's all out of order.

1844
01:20:22,305 --> 01:20:23,763
It's all fucking out of order.

1845
01:20:24,763 --> 01:20:25,638
No, it's a pain in the ass.

1846
01:20:25,673 --> 01:20:26,388
I'm sorry, partner.

1847
01:20:30,388 --> 01:20:31,888
Wait until they hit a small street.

1848
01:20:32,597 --> 01:20:35,472
At a stop sign, you fucking tap the bumper,
we're going to get out and blast.

1849
01:20:35,507 --> 01:20:36,222
Fuck no.

1850
01:20:36,638 --> 01:20:37,347
What do you mean, no?

1851
01:20:37,388 --> 01:20:39,888
We should get them when they
go to lunch at the Chinese place.

1852
01:20:39,972 --> 01:20:41,687
That Chinese place is crawling with cops.

1853
01:20:41,722 --> 01:20:43,472
We gotta get these fuckers
when they're alone.

1854
01:20:43,513 --> 01:20:45,805
We can fucking follow their
asses home and hit them there.

1855
01:20:45,888 --> 01:20:49,805
White boy's in fucking Simi Valley and
the other fucking fool's in San Gabriel.

1856
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,222
We gotta get these
fuckers at the same time.

1857
01:20:51,257 --> 01:20:53,138
This is the one-time, homie.

1858
01:20:53,222 --> 01:20:54,555
Not a bunch of fucking niggers.

1859
01:20:54,590 --> 01:20:55,055
Motherfucker.

1860
01:20:55,138 --> 01:20:56,722
This fucker is straight
from the fucking SHU.

1861
01:20:56,757 --> 01:20:57,822
You stop fucking around.

1862
01:20:57,857 --> 01:20:58,888
You got in the fucking car.

1863
01:20:58,972 --> 01:21:01,316
You want to fucking hang with the
fucking carnales... now you

1864
01:21:01,616 --> 01:21:03,847
fucking pay the fucking price
of fucking admission, homeboy.

1865
01:21:03,882 --> 01:21:05,930
I'll fucking kill this fucking bitch,
all right?

1866
01:21:05,972 --> 01:21:07,222
You shut the fuck up.

1867
01:21:07,305 --> 01:21:09,388
You get that fucking shit
out of my fucking face.

1868
01:21:09,389 --> 01:21:11,755
I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker.
Don't you fucking disrespect.

1869
01:21:11,756 --> 01:21:13,555
I got this shit. Come on, man.

1870
01:21:14,055 --> 01:21:15,847
I don't know where the
fucking rubber band is either.

1871
01:21:15,888 --> 01:21:17,388
Don't blame me for the rubber band.

1872
01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:18,770
You just took the rubber band off.

1873
01:21:18,805 --> 01:21:21,241
If you hadn't fucking put everything
out of order, then the rubber band

1874
01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:23,638
wouldn't be out and the...
Look, it's the butterfly effect, ok?

1875
01:21:23,673 --> 01:21:25,680
Do you know what the butterfly effect is?

1876
01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:26,520
Nope.

1877
01:21:26,555 --> 01:21:27,638
It's the butterfly effect.

1878
01:21:27,722 --> 01:21:28,888
Look it up.

1879
01:21:28,972 --> 01:21:31,513
Just because you say it twice doesn't
mean that I get it the second time.

1880
01:21:31,548 --> 01:21:32,305
Look it up.

1881
01:21:34,388 --> 01:21:35,437
This is fucking stupid.

1882
01:21:35,472 --> 01:21:37,180
Those motherfuckers got bulletproof vests.

1883
01:21:37,215 --> 01:21:38,888
We need to hit them
with some AKs and shit.

1884
01:21:38,923 --> 01:21:39,638
Don't fucking rank out.

1885
01:21:39,673 --> 01:21:40,555
Fuck you!

1886
01:21:41,555 --> 01:21:43,722
When the fuck have I ever
backed out from shit?

1887
01:21:44,805 --> 01:21:47,346
Get that fucking camera out of my face.

1888
01:21:47,381 --> 01:21:49,888
I'm saying we just can't fuck this shit up.

1889
01:21:50,888 --> 01:21:51,888
I don't give a fuck.

1890
01:21:51,972 --> 01:21:53,222
You know me.

1891
01:21:53,305 --> 01:21:54,888
I'll do the motherfucking time.

1892
01:21:54,930 --> 01:21:57,805
I just don't want the big
homies fucking whacking me.

1893
01:21:58,388 --> 01:22:01,138
Fucking whacking me for fucking up.

1894
01:22:02,388 --> 01:22:03,638
We need a fucking plan.

1895
01:22:03,673 --> 01:22:04,888
And you fucking know it.

1896
01:22:05,805 --> 01:22:06,555
Think about it.

1897
01:22:07,555 --> 01:22:08,930
That's all I'm saying.

1898
01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:15,222
Fucking head back.

1899
01:22:16,555 --> 01:22:18,638
I'll get some fucking big guns
from the Border Brothers.

1900
01:22:27,305 --> 01:22:29,305
Never fall asleep in a room full of cops.

1901
01:22:34,888 --> 01:22:36,472
That shit ain't even fucking funny.

1902
01:22:37,805 --> 01:22:41,305
Just cause you won the fucking award doesn't
give you license to be a fucking asshole.

1903
01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:42,305
You got shit on your face.

1904
01:22:43,638 --> 01:22:44,687
What is this?

1905
01:22:44,722 --> 01:22:46,472
Are we in the third fucking grade?

1906
01:22:46,555 --> 01:22:49,472
Keep it up, it's going to earn
you a risk management case.

1907
01:22:49,555 --> 01:22:50,555
Give me this fucking camera.

1908
01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:51,555
He had something....

1909
01:22:51,590 --> 01:22:52,437
I'm serious.

1910
01:22:52,472 --> 01:22:55,055
This department built you up,
they will fucking tear you down.

1911
01:22:55,222 --> 01:22:56,555
You know it's fucking funny.

1912
01:22:56,590 --> 01:22:57,888
Laugh, you fucking idiot.

1913
01:22:57,930 --> 01:22:59,722
Who left their shaving cream on the table?

1914
01:23:06,388 --> 01:23:07,555
How was Santa Barbara?

1915
01:23:10,638 --> 01:23:11,305
Awesome.

1916
01:23:16,472 --> 01:23:17,555
Janet's pregnant.

1917
01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:19,222
What?

1918
01:23:19,263 --> 01:23:20,659
Get out of here.

1919
01:23:20,694 --> 01:23:22,055
Are you serious?

1920
01:23:22,138 --> 01:23:23,305
Already?

1921
01:23:23,388 --> 01:23:24,853
She's not even Mexican.

1922
01:23:24,888 --> 01:23:27,183
Yeah, she's going for
the ultrasound tomorrow,

1923
01:23:27,483 --> 01:23:29,680
but three of those little
piss stick things...

1924
01:23:29,715 --> 01:23:31,888
Positive, positive, positive.

1925
01:23:31,923 --> 01:23:34,222
Whoa, congrats.

1926
01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:39,853
That's when we fucking graduate.

1927
01:23:39,888 --> 01:23:41,555
We fucking get the upgrade right now.

1928
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,388
Not fucking going to be little
fucking paisas no fucking more.

1929
01:23:44,423 --> 01:23:44,843
Right?

1930
01:23:44,878 --> 01:23:45,228
Yeah.

1931
01:23:45,263 --> 01:23:46,305
That's what we're going to fucking do.

1932
01:23:46,388 --> 01:23:46,930
OK?

1933
01:23:47,638 --> 01:23:50,388
They want to come into our fucking
hood and fucking talk shit to us?

1934
01:23:50,423 --> 01:23:51,103
You fucking do this shit right?

1935
01:23:51,138 --> 01:23:54,055
They don't fucking disrespect us.
It's our fucking hood.

1936
01:23:54,090 --> 01:23:54,989
You guys want to fucking collect?

1937
01:23:55,024 --> 01:23:55,853
You guys got to fucking put up.

1938
01:23:55,888 --> 01:23:56,972
This time we're going to fucking do it right.

1939
01:23:57,007 --> 01:23:57,763
Hell yeah, we're doing this.

1940
01:23:57,805 --> 01:23:59,222
Fucking guys have some fucking balls.

1941
01:23:59,805 --> 01:24:07,180
After we get these motherfuckers... you
know it's gonna be a little hot in the hood.

1942
01:24:07,215 --> 01:24:09,926
We're going to get the
fuck out of here after that.

1943
01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:12,638
I'm gonna fucking take
you guys to fucking Vegas.

1944
01:24:12,722 --> 01:24:15,353
You guys fucking do this shit right,
I'm gonna treat you right.

1945
01:24:15,388 --> 01:24:16,659
But if we don't fucking do this,

1946
01:24:16,959 --> 01:24:19,222
we can never fucking come back,
that's the fucking thing.

1947
01:24:22,638 --> 01:24:24,190
Wouldn't it be crazy
if our kids were pushing

1948
01:24:24,490 --> 01:24:25,638
a black and white together one day?

1949
01:24:26,055 --> 01:24:26,555
Screw that.

1950
01:24:27,722 --> 01:24:29,055
I want my kid to have an honest job.

1951
01:24:29,097 --> 01:24:30,805
Like a politician.

1952
01:24:36,472 --> 01:24:37,263
Whoa.

1953
01:24:37,298 --> 01:24:38,020
Idiot.

1954
01:24:38,055 --> 01:24:38,972
Light them up.

1955
01:24:42,472 --> 01:24:43,138
He's running.

1956
01:24:43,805 --> 01:24:45,909
Thirteen-x-ray-thirteen we're
going to be following a possible

1957
01:24:46,209 --> 01:24:48,347
code thirty seven vehicle northbound
Hooper from four two street.

1958
01:24:48,382 --> 01:24:49,888
Gray Toyota minivan.

1959
01:24:49,972 --> 01:24:53,222
License plate number six queen
four nine nine seven three.

1960
01:24:53,257 --> 01:24:55,388
Requesting backup, airship,
and a supervisor.

1961
01:24:56,388 --> 01:24:57,305
Yeah, you're clear right, go.

1962
01:24:57,388 --> 01:24:57,805
Go.

1963
01:25:00,055 --> 01:25:00,555
Fuck yeah.

1964
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:01,555
You got this motherfucker.

1965
01:25:01,590 --> 01:25:02,472
You got this motherfucker.

1966
01:25:02,555 --> 01:25:03,388
Come on Z.

1967
01:25:03,423 --> 01:25:04,222
Come on Z.

1968
01:25:06,555 --> 01:25:07,222
Whoa!

1969
01:25:07,722 --> 01:25:08,097
Fucking Christ.

1970
01:25:08,597 --> 01:25:09,020
Fuck.

1971
01:25:09,055 --> 01:25:10,555
Get the fuck out of the car.

1972
01:25:10,590 --> 01:25:11,305
Go!

1973
01:25:15,722 --> 01:25:16,430
Mike, come on!

1974
01:25:17,972 --> 01:25:18,430
Let's go!

1975
01:25:18,465 --> 01:25:18,888
Let's go!

1976
01:25:18,972 --> 01:25:20,638
X thirteen, what's your location?

1977
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,805
Thirteen-x-ray- thirteen,
suspect running on foot.

1978
01:25:22,888 --> 01:25:24,472
Male, Hispanic, dark clothing.

1979
01:25:25,138 --> 01:25:25,805
Shit!

1980
01:25:28,305 --> 01:25:28,888
Fuck!

1981
01:25:32,222 --> 01:25:33,138
Go, go!

1982
01:25:33,173 --> 01:25:34,020
Move!

1983
01:25:34,055 --> 01:25:35,388
Fucking missed, stupid.

1984
01:25:35,472 --> 01:25:36,013
Fuck.

1985
01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:36,555
Go.

1986
01:25:40,555 --> 01:25:41,805
Go, go, go!

1987
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:42,805
Dude!

1988
01:25:44,722 --> 01:25:45,222
Fuck!

1989
01:25:46,222 --> 01:25:46,722
Move!

1990
01:25:48,555 --> 01:25:49,388
Tell her to get down!

1991
01:25:54,013 --> 01:25:54,722
Fuck.

1992
01:25:56,055 --> 01:25:57,388
Shit, no dice.

1993
01:25:57,472 --> 01:25:58,305
We're fucking trapped.

1994
01:25:58,340 --> 01:25:59,447
Call dispatch.

1995
01:25:59,482 --> 01:26:00,555
My fucking hand.

1996
01:26:00,590 --> 01:26:01,805
What's up?

1997
01:26:01,888 --> 01:26:02,596
What, you got hit?

1998
01:26:02,631 --> 01:26:03,259
Did you get hit?

1999
01:26:03,294 --> 01:26:03,888
NTQKJH Shit.

2000
01:26:04,430 --> 01:26:05,555
Fucking call dispatch.

2001
01:26:05,590 --> 01:26:07,222
I got no signal!

2002
01:26:07,257 --> 01:26:07,805
Fuck!

2003
01:26:09,305 --> 01:26:10,305
Fuck, I don't...

2004
01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:12,888
Fuckers.

2005
01:26:14,305 --> 01:26:15,055
Shut up!

2006
01:26:18,222 --> 01:26:19,305
This is thirteen x ray thirteen...

2007
01:26:19,340 --> 01:26:20,388
Come through the fucking door.

2008
01:26:20,423 --> 01:26:21,853
Come on.

2009
01:26:21,888 --> 01:26:22,888
Officers need help!

2010
01:26:26,388 --> 01:26:26,972
Shut up!

2011
01:26:27,055 --> 01:26:30,805
We're barricaded in an apartment building.

2012
01:26:34,597 --> 01:26:37,222
Shit! Tell that bitch to shut the fuck up!

2013
01:26:53,472 --> 01:26:56,472
Two five zero two two
Hooper Place, apartment C.

2014
01:26:56,513 --> 01:26:57,888
Those motherfuckers are in there.

2015
01:26:57,923 --> 01:27:00,097
We're good, we're all good!

2016
01:27:00,138 --> 01:27:02,305
They're sending the cavalry,
they're sending the whole fucking world.

2017
01:27:11,388 --> 01:27:12,305
Fuck!

2018
01:27:14,472 --> 01:27:15,222
(OUT LOUD)Fuck!

2019
01:27:18,347 --> 01:27:18,847
(OUT LOUD)Fuck!

2020
01:27:28,763 --> 01:27:29,555
Reload.

2021
01:27:32,388 --> 01:27:33,409
Partner?

2022
01:27:33,444 --> 01:27:34,430
Dude.

2023
01:27:34,472 --> 01:27:34,770
Partner!

2024
01:27:34,805 --> 01:27:36,638
You all good?

2025
01:27:37,388 --> 01:27:38,555
Wasn't Big Evil in the army?

2026
01:27:38,590 --> 01:27:39,520
Yeah.

2027
01:27:39,555 --> 01:27:40,187
We can't hold them off.

2028
01:27:40,222 --> 01:27:41,555
We're got to lay down
a base of fire and pivot.

2029
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:42,888
What the fuck does that mean?

2030
01:27:43,347 --> 01:27:44,555
We're shooting our way out of here.

2031
01:27:44,638 --> 01:27:45,888
Can these fools get out?

2032
01:27:45,930 --> 01:27:46,888
Yeah, we got these motherfuckers.

2033
01:27:46,930 --> 01:27:48,055
Dudes ain't going nowhere.

2034
01:27:48,090 --> 01:27:49,388
Z, Look at me.

2035
01:27:49,472 --> 01:27:49,972
All right.

2036
01:27:50,055 --> 01:27:53,763
On three,
you're going to empty your mag and run.

2037
01:27:53,805 --> 01:27:54,555
You ready?

2038
01:27:54,590 --> 01:27:55,138
OK.

2039
01:27:55,222 --> 01:27:55,722
One.

2040
01:27:55,805 --> 01:27:56,555
Two.

2041
01:27:56,638 --> 01:27:57,555
Three!

2042
01:28:05,388 --> 01:28:05,825
Go!

2043
01:28:05,860 --> 01:28:06,263
Move!

2044
01:28:06,305 --> 01:28:08,305
To the door, to the door!

2045
01:28:19,472 --> 01:28:20,055
Move!

2046
01:28:20,138 --> 01:28:20,742
Go!

2047
01:28:20,777 --> 01:28:21,347
Go!

2048
01:28:22,222 --> 01:28:23,305
Move, move, move!

2049
01:28:35,222 --> 01:28:35,805
Over the fence.

2050
01:28:35,888 --> 01:28:36,972
You see the fence?

2051
01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:37,805
Yeah.

2052
01:28:37,888 --> 01:28:38,305
Go, go!

2053
01:28:56,222 --> 01:28:57,138
There's a wall.

2054
01:28:57,222 --> 01:28:58,055
Go.

2055
01:28:58,138 --> 01:28:58,847
You got me?

2056
01:28:58,888 --> 01:28:59,722
I got you.

2057
01:29:02,888 --> 01:29:03,305
Go, go, go!

2058
01:29:18,180 --> 01:29:18,972
They're everywhere.

2059
01:29:19,055 --> 01:29:22,805
Z... Z... Move, move!

2060
01:29:22,847 --> 01:29:24,138
Take the left.

2061
01:29:29,805 --> 01:29:30,722
I think we killed that guy.

2062
01:29:30,805 --> 01:29:32,305
Good.

2063
01:29:36,222 --> 01:29:36,888
Just the dogs.

2064
01:29:37,138 --> 01:29:38,722
Where's the fucking cavalry?

2065
01:29:39,138 --> 01:29:40,013
I don't know.

2066
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:54,722
Partner?

2067
01:29:54,805 --> 01:29:55,472
What?

2068
01:29:56,888 --> 01:29:58,055
This sucks.

2069
01:30:05,638 --> 01:30:06,305
Is that us?

2070
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:06,972
Is that PD?

2071
01:30:11,638 --> 01:30:12,763
Slow, slow, slow.

2072
01:30:15,138 --> 01:30:15,520
Gun!

2073
01:30:15,555 --> 01:30:15,888
Hit them!

2074
01:30:24,555 --> 01:30:26,222
Curbside gang, putos!

2075
01:30:31,722 --> 01:30:35,722
I lit that asshole up! ... Brian!

2076
01:30:41,555 --> 01:30:42,222
Is it bad?

2077
01:30:42,257 --> 01:30:42,805
Fuck.

2078
01:30:42,888 --> 01:30:43,388
Wait, wait.

2079
01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:44,222
Let me see.

2080
01:30:44,257 --> 01:30:45,972
Fuck.

2081
01:30:49,263 --> 01:30:49,770
It's bad.

2082
01:30:49,805 --> 01:30:50,603
You know what?

2083
01:30:50,638 --> 01:30:53,638
I're seen guys way worse make it.

2084
01:30:57,888 --> 01:30:58,972
What are you fucking doing?

2085
01:30:59,305 --> 01:31:00,388
Don't fucking do that to me!

2086
01:31:00,472 --> 01:31:01,513
Stay right there!

2087
01:31:01,548 --> 01:31:02,520
Stay the fuck down!

2088
01:31:02,555 --> 01:31:04,638
Stay down,
I need to put pressure on your wound.

2089
01:31:09,055 --> 01:31:10,138
Where the fuck is everybody?

2090
01:31:10,222 --> 01:31:13,180
I don't want to die here.

2091
01:31:13,215 --> 01:31:16,138
You're not going to die here.

2092
01:31:16,222 --> 01:31:17,222
God loves cops.

2093
01:31:19,555 --> 01:31:20,763
I fucked up.

2094
01:31:20,798 --> 01:31:21,972
I fucked up.

2095
01:31:22,055 --> 01:31:24,972
Don't tell Janet I fucked up.

2096
01:31:38,222 --> 01:31:38,972
I'm going to stay right here.

2097
01:31:39,007 --> 01:31:40,722
It's OK.

2098
01:31:40,805 --> 01:31:46,853
It's OK to do it.

2099
01:31:46,888 --> 01:31:47,555
It's OK to do it right now.

2100
01:31:49,388 --> 01:31:50,388
I fucking love you, bro.

2101
01:32:03,638 --> 01:32:04,603
Officer down!

2102
01:32:04,638 --> 01:32:05,722
I need some fucking help!

2103
01:32:05,805 --> 01:32:07,888
I need some fucking help!

2104
01:32:13,472 --> 01:32:14,472
Please don't go right now.

2105
01:32:14,555 --> 01:32:17,055
I'm begging you, don't fucking go right now.

2106
01:32:17,090 --> 01:32:18,888
Don't go right now.

2107
01:32:32,055 --> 01:32:32,805
what the fuck...

2108
01:32:57,555 --> 01:32:58,638
Checkmate, puto.

2109
01:33:18,972 --> 01:33:20,472
Rest in peace, bitch.

2110
01:33:25,305 --> 01:33:26,722
We got you, motherfuckers.

2111
01:33:28,555 --> 01:33:30,305
Happy fucking ending, homies.

2112
01:33:30,340 --> 01:33:30,853
Hell yeah.

2113
01:33:30,888 --> 01:33:31,853
Celebration time.

2114
01:33:31,888 --> 01:33:33,972
Look at the streets of L.A.

2115
01:33:35,638 --> 01:33:36,346
Shit!

2116
01:33:36,381 --> 01:33:37,551
Fuck!

2117
01:33:37,586 --> 01:33:38,612
Shit.

2118
01:33:38,647 --> 01:33:39,603
Fuck.

2119
01:33:39,638 --> 01:33:41,085
X Seventy six showing code
six on possible suspects in

2120
01:33:41,385 --> 01:33:42,805
north-south alley east of
Broadway...north of four one.

2121
01:33:42,888 --> 01:33:44,250
X seventy six code six on possible
suspects north-south alley

2122
01:33:44,550 --> 01:33:45,472
east of Broadway,
north of four one street.

2123
01:33:50,222 --> 01:33:51,187
LAPD!

2124
01:33:51,222 --> 01:33:52,763
Drop the guns!

2125
01:33:52,798 --> 01:33:54,305
Drop them!

2126
01:33:55,888 --> 01:33:57,888
Curbside gang, putos!

2127
01:33:57,972 --> 01:33:58,805
Fuck you!

2128
01:34:11,138 --> 01:34:11,888
Cease fire!

2129
01:34:11,972 --> 01:34:12,638
Cease fire!

2130
01:34:12,722 --> 01:34:14,263
Shots fired.

2131
01:34:14,298 --> 01:34:15,805
Shots fired.

2132
01:34:15,888 --> 01:34:17,555
Newton units be  advised, shots fired.

2133
01:34:17,590 --> 01:34:19,187
X seventy six, shots fired, shots fired.

2134
01:34:19,222 --> 01:34:21,853
Go ahead and show a code four,
suspects are in custody.

2135
01:34:21,888 --> 01:34:24,051
I'm going to need an RA
for two male Hispanics,

2136
01:34:24,351 --> 01:34:27,055
two female Hispanics suffering
from multiple gunshot wounds..

2137
01:34:27,090 --> 01:34:29,888
I'm also going to need additional
supervisors and units to my location.

2138
01:34:29,972 --> 01:34:32,947
X seventy six is requesting
additional units and supervisors

2139
01:34:33,247 --> 01:34:36,222
to the north-south alley East
of Broadway, north of four one..

2140
01:34:36,305 --> 01:34:38,353
Where the fuck is Taylor and Zavala?

2141
01:34:38,388 --> 01:34:40,437
Is there a code four
at x thirteen's location?

2142
01:34:40,472 --> 01:34:43,722
Thirteen L ten,
the original help call was for X thirteen.

2143
01:34:43,805 --> 01:34:45,972
Do we have a code four on x thirteen?

2144
01:34:47,638 --> 01:34:49,888
Thirteen L ten,
do we have all my people accounted for?

2145
01:34:52,672 --> 01:34:53,922
X thirteen, come in.

2146
01:34:53,957 --> 01:34:55,137
X thirteen, come in.

2147
01:34:55,172 --> 01:34:59,338
Air eleven over Newton,
we're unable to locate x thirteen.

2148
01:34:59,373 --> 01:35:00,855
Shit.

2149
01:35:00,890 --> 01:35:02,338
Fuck.

2150
01:35:02,422 --> 01:35:04,838
Their last location was two five
zero two two Hooper Place.

2151
01:35:04,873 --> 01:35:06,338
Can you go by that location?

2152
01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:07,088
It's them.

2153
01:35:07,123 --> 01:35:08,422
Mike!

2154
01:35:10,255 --> 01:35:11,005
Shit.

2155
01:35:12,588 --> 01:35:13,005
Brian!

2156
01:35:13,088 --> 01:35:13,387
Godammit.

2157
01:35:13,422 --> 01:35:15,422
Request an RA for two males
approximately twenty-eight years old.

2158
01:35:15,755 --> 01:35:16,553
Fucking A.

2159
01:35:16,588 --> 01:35:18,588
Thirteen X two we're roger on the RA.

2160
01:36:15,255 --> 01:36:16,838
Uniformed personnel!

2161
01:37:03,672 --> 01:37:04,505
I'll help you.

2162
01:37:04,540 --> 01:37:07,088
Shit.

2163
01:37:47,588 --> 01:37:49,088
He was my brother.

2164
01:39:05,838 --> 01:39:07,422
The day of the shooting...

2165
01:39:15,588 --> 01:39:17,505
If your kid was a girl would
you let her be a cop?

2166
01:39:19,172 --> 01:39:21,277
Would I want my daughter
packing a burner so she could

2167
01:39:21,577 --> 01:39:23,338
protect herself from
the assholes of the world?

2168
01:39:23,422 --> 01:39:23,922
Hell yeah.

2169
01:39:24,422 --> 01:39:25,547
I want to have a daughter.

2170
01:39:25,582 --> 01:39:26,672
That would be so cool.

2171
01:39:26,755 --> 01:39:28,505
Just don't let her date cops.

2172
01:39:28,540 --> 01:39:29,338
She's not dating anyone.

2173
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:30,171
OK.

2174
01:39:30,206 --> 01:39:30,838
Ever.

2175
01:39:30,922 --> 01:39:32,338
All right.

2176
01:39:34,338 --> 01:39:37,172
Did I ever tell you about the first
time I spent the night with Gabby?

2177
01:39:37,207 --> 01:39:38,755
I don't want to hear that.

2178
01:39:39,338 --> 01:39:40,922
I got a hella big family, right?

2179
01:39:41,005 --> 01:39:43,172
Fuck, I don't want to hear that.

2180
01:39:43,255 --> 01:39:44,713
I got a hella big family.

2181
01:39:44,748 --> 01:39:46,172
Someone's always at my house.

2182
01:39:46,255 --> 01:39:48,351
But one time, Gabby's parents
bounced to Ensenada and her brother

2183
01:39:48,651 --> 01:39:50,588
crashed at his girlfriend's so
I spent the night at her house.

2184
01:39:51,505 --> 01:39:52,922
And this was going to be the night.

2185
01:39:53,838 --> 01:39:56,255
It was going to be the night,
you know what I'm saying?

2186
01:39:56,290 --> 01:39:58,053
No, what are you talking about?

2187
01:39:58,088 --> 01:39:58,755
Well I抣l tell you what I'm talking about.

2188
01:39:58,790 --> 01:39:59,470
OK cool

2189
01:39:59,505 --> 01:40:02,588
So we're in her parents?bed, right?

2190
01:40:02,623 --> 01:40:03,137
And it's on.

2191
01:40:03,172 --> 01:40:04,172
It's about to go down.

2192
01:40:04,505 --> 01:40:06,005
I'm taking off her chones, I'm taking off--

2193
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:06,255
Chones?

2194
01:40:06,338 --> 01:40:08,338
Her skivvies, come on.

2195
01:40:08,373 --> 01:40:09,470
Right.

2196
01:40:09,505 --> 01:40:11,005
And I'm like finally, right?

2197
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:11,803
Fucking finally.

2198
01:40:11,838 --> 01:40:13,672
But then we hear this noise.

2199
01:40:13,707 --> 01:40:15,005
Someone's in the pad.

2200
01:40:15,505 --> 01:40:17,171
So I hide underneath the bed.

2201
01:40:17,206 --> 01:40:18,838
And then I hear people coming up.

2202
01:40:18,873 --> 01:40:20,005
And it's her parents.

2203
01:40:21,505 --> 01:40:22,338
This is the second floor.

2204
01:40:22,373 --> 01:40:23,338
What?

2205
01:40:23,505 --> 01:40:24,303
I got nowhere to go.

2206
01:40:24,338 --> 01:40:26,922
Homegirl's trying to distract them,
but it ain't happening.

2207
01:40:26,957 --> 01:40:28,505
And the footsteps grow louder.

2208
01:40:29,088 --> 01:40:30,137
Louder and louder.

2209
01:40:30,172 --> 01:40:34,088
Then the door opens ?oh my god,
I'm naked... underneath the bed.

2210
01:40:34,172 --> 01:40:36,553
And then all I can seeis little footsteps.

2211
01:40:36,588 --> 01:40:39,060
I see his hairy feet and
I see her nails all painted

2212
01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:41,505
and they're yapping,
they're doing their thing.

2213
01:40:41,540 --> 01:40:42,422
And they crash.

2214
01:40:42,505 --> 01:40:45,525
And this is the part I never
told Gabby... I hear a little

2215
01:40:45,825 --> 01:40:49,255
smootchie smootch, and I hear some
shit, and I'm praying, please no.

2216
01:40:50,172 --> 01:40:51,172
And they did it.

2217
01:40:51,255 --> 01:40:52,422
What? ... What?

2218
01:40:52,672 --> 01:40:53,838
They got down!

2219
01:40:54,588 --> 01:40:57,172
I'm talking Gabby's parents fucking!

2220
01:40:57,207 --> 01:40:58,588
All right, I got it.

2221
01:40:58,672 --> 01:40:58,970
No!

2222
01:40:59,005 --> 01:41:01,338
The shit was so traumatic.

2223
01:41:02,255 --> 01:41:05,672
It must have been a little uncomfortable
around the folks after that.

2224
01:41:06,838 --> 01:41:09,422
Yeah, because her father's a freak.

2225
01:41:09,505 --> 01:41:13,338
I guess when you're been married that long,
you gotta mix it up a little bit.

2226
01:41:13,422 --> 01:41:14,960
I tried rolling like
that with Gabby

2227
01:41:15,260 --> 01:41:17,505
and she was like hell no,
you're not touching me there.

2228
01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:22,005
It makes me fucking uncomfortable.

2229
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:23,672
I know, you know why?

2230
01:41:23,755 --> 01:41:24,720
Because you're a freak too.

2231
01:41:24,755 --> 01:41:27,088
Don't go there, just don't go there.

2232
01:41:27,123 --> 01:41:29,588
I fucking can't breathe.

2233
01:41:30,505 --> 01:41:31,588
Holy shit.

2234
01:41:33,005 --> 01:41:36,172
Any Newton unit...

2235
01:41:42,338 --> 01:41:44,005
Let's go fight crime or something.

2236
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:44,255
OK.