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(IGNITION STARTS)
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(MOTOR IDLING)
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(AIR BRAKE HISSES)
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(THE LEGEND PLAYING)
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You heard 'bout the legend
of Jesse James
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And John Henry
just to mention some names
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Well, there's a truck-drivin'
legend in the South today
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A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, GA
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Every gearjammer
knows his name
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They swear he got asphalt
a-runnin' in his veins
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A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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He's gonna go to glory
ridin' 18 wheels
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Oh, boy
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He left Atlanta back in '63
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Haulin' him a load up
to Tennessee
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He hit Mounteagle
in a drivin' rain
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So hard he couldn't even see
the passin' lane
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Well, he started down
the grade when he lost a gear
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He hit them brakes
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Found he had no air
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The Mounteagle grade
is steep and long
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And everybody that seen it
thought the Bandit was gone
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All gone
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Well, his truck jackknifed
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Turned completely around
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He was comin' down backwards
'bout the speed of sound
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A lot of folks seen him
and they all say
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He had his head out the window
yellin' "Clear the way"
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Well, he got to the bottom
safe and sound
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Everybody asked Bandit
how he made it down
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He said, "Folks,
when the truck picked up
too much speed
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"I just run along beside it
and drug my feet"
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Ya heard the legend
of Jesse James
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And John Henry
just to mention some names
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Well, there's a truck-drivin'
legend in the South today
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A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, GA
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Every gearjammer
knows his name
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They swear he's got asphalt
a-runnin' in his veins
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A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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He's goin' up to glory
ridin' 18 wheels
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Ah, tell me, boy
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Talk to me, guitar
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(CAR APPROACHES)
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Hey, Kirk. How ya doin'?
Tod Engels. How are ya?
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This your rig, son?
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Yeah.
Open up.
Let's see the manifest.
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Well,
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placin' you under arrest
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for transportin'
alcoholic beverages
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across state lines
without the proper permits.
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And that means,
you dumb cowboy,
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you know truckin' Coors beer
east of Texas is bootleggin'.
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This here's Georgia, son.
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Well, I...
Just a friendly bet.
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These two old boys,
they put me up to it.
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Now, when ya gonna learn?
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Big and Little Enos Burdette
make that same bet
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with every gearjammer
they can.
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I say he ain't gonna
go for your game.
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Son, from what I've heard,
the biggest thing about
the Bandit is his ego,
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and I figure that,
plus a lot of my dollars,
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and he'll try anything,
legal or not.
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ANNOUNCER ON PA:
Well, sir, now, they've put on
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quite a show for us today,
haven't they, friends?
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Yes, sir, you have seen
some of the finest gear jammin'
in all of this country.
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'Member, these are the boys
that take the long hauls.
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They really did it today.
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Hoss.
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Where might I find
the Bandit?
I ain't seen him.
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Over there behind his rig.
Who wants to see him?
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Who's askin'?
I'm askin',
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'cause I'm the guy
payin' him $25 a day
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so all his loyal fans
can look at him.
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Do it.
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I'm buyin'
your attraction
for a half an hour.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(BAND PLAYING MUSIC)
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Egotistical son of a bitch.
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Any guy
that would paint
his truck like this
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would go to a minister's
funeral dressed in feathers.
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BIG ENOS: See, son?
Old legends never die.
They just lose weight.
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Seems like a legend
and an out-of-work bum
look a lot alike, Daddy.
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(BIG ENOS LAUGHS)
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Bandit,
me and my son are here.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, I love your suits.
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It must be
a bitch gettin' a size
68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.
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I came to make a deal.
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What's he get if he wins
this truck rodeo thing?
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If?
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Five thousand dollars,
Daddy.
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Chicken-shit money.
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Just what the hell
you want, anyway?
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You to get out of
this dumb-ass rodeo
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and accept
a real challenge.
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Now, gettin' to Texarkana
and back in 28 hours,
that's no problem.
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It ain't never been
done before, hot shit.
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Watch your language,
little lady.
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The problem is
that Coors beer.
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You take that
east of Texas
and that's...
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That's bootleggin'.
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You know,
I believe you're
just a little bit scared.
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That's great psychology.
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Why don't you just say
somethin' bad about
my mother?
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Your mama is so ugly...
Now, look, look.
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You make
this run for me...
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These Peterbilts here
are worth $80,000.
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That comes to
about three grand an hour
if you make it in 28 hours.
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How about that
for a challenge?
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Dad, I don't believe
that that's...
Never mind.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Why do you want
that beer so bad?
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Because he's thirsty,
dummy.
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You see, I got a boy
runnin' tomorrow
in the Southern Classic,
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and when he wins,
I wanna celebrate in style.
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How much style?
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Well, I got
a few friends and me.
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Four hundred cases.
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(MOUTHS) Four hundred cases.
BIG ENOS: Well?
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Well, let me
see your cash.
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Big Enos' word is gold.
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All right,
show him the cash.
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Go ahead, Little.
Shit.
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Well, let's see.
There's 400 cases of beer.
I'll need the cash for that.
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No problem.
Go ahead, boy.
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New car.
Gotta have a new car
to block for the truck.
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Okay. Go ahead, boy.
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I'd like to kick his ass
just once.
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Speedy car.
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Speedier than that.
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Go ahead.
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(WHINNIES)
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Hello, darlin'.
Hi, Uncle Bandit.
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Which one of
the house apes are you?
Kate.
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Oh, he's droppin' them
like flies, isn't he?
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Well, well, well.
Hello, beautiful.
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How about gorgeous?
You can't have him.
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Well, obviously you can.
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What are you tryin' to do,
start another race?
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Hey, look, Bandit.
Look, look, look.
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You got Cledus in jail once.
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Leave us alone.
Hi, Uncle Bandit!
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He ain't your damned uncle!
Hello, Silus.
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One of you damn kids,
get this mutt out of here!
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You always kick me
right in the balls.
Damn it, Bandit!
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Look at me!
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I find it hard to
look at you, Waynette.
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Very hard.
Especially when you've got
those things in your hair.
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Makes me think
you're listening to
a radio station in Savannah.
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You can't go in there
and bother Cledus.
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Hey! This is my home!
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Cledus.
No!
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I know in the past
I may have done you wrong.
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Right?
Right.
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However, in the future,
Cledus,
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I will never, ever,
do you wrong again.
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Right?
Right.
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Yeah. Now,
we have a big chance,
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a big chance to make
a run for some big bucks.
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Eighty thousand of 'em.
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Oh. Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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What are we gonna do,
kidnap the Pope or somethin'?
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How'd you guess?
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No. We're just gonna
run over to Texarkana
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and pick up
400 cases of Coors,
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and bring it back in 28 hours.
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Whoa. I got a flash for you.
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That's called bootleggin',
and that's against the law.
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Well, who gives a turkey
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when the Snowman
and the Bandit are
runnin' the booze?
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No one can stop us.
No. Hold it right there.
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There ain't gonna be
no more Snowman and Bandit.
You understand that?
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Why?
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Well, because I've got to
go in the morning to Conyers
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and pick up
a load of manure.
Shitty job.
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Can I ask you a question?
Sure. Ask me.
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What the hell we wanna go
to Texas for and haul beer
back here? What is that?
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For the good
old American life.
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For the money,
for the glory
and for the fun.
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Mostly for the money.
Know what we're gonna
do when we get the money?
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What?
We're gonna buy a new rig.
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You're crazy.
You know that.
Yeah.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) Yes.
How much money
did you say it was?
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$80,000.
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$80,000.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Waynette!
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Now, Bo, I'm tellin' ya,
Fred here ain't gonna be
no problem.
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Well,
I can see he's
gonna be a major asset.
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And besides that,
he's one hellacious watchdog.
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(CHUCKLING)
Well, let's get goin'.
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Whoa. Hold it a minute.
What?
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I gotta...
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
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Sit right there, Fred.
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You mean to tell me
we're gonna drive from
here to Texarkana, Texas,
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and back to here
in 28 hours?
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It's only
900 miles there
and 900 miles back.
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Well, for your information,
that ain't never been done,
not in no rig.
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That's 'cause
you and I ain't
never done it in no rig.
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You gotta stop thinkin'
so negative, son.
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'Course we can make it.
We ain't never not
made it yet, have we?
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Well, no.
You see? There you are.
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Yeah. Yeah, I see.
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(WHIMPERING)
I see, all right.
I see our asses in a sling
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if we get caught,
that's what I see.
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(MOTOR STARTS)
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Hey!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Well, God Almighty,
would you look at that?
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It's beautiful, huh?
Honey, hush.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Well, I don't guess
we're gonna be ridin'
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in the truck together
this time, are we?
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Oh, no, son. I'll be
drivin' this one. Blocker.
No, son.
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Blocker.
You'll be drivin' the truck.
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This is Bandit One,
and that is...
Bandit Two.
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Together again.
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Oh, yeah.
Like Fred and Ginger
and Lester and Earl.
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That's right.
But we got a problem.
What's that?
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You know them Smokeys,
they got them CBs
in the car now.
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I know that.
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I haven't
worked that out yet,
but I'm thinkin' about it.
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Hey. I got an idea.
You got an idea?
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Why don't we do this?
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If I say go to channel 21,
forget it.
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We ain't goin' to 21,
we're goin' to 19.
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Twenty-one is 19.
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If I say go to channel six,
forget it.
Six?
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We go to three.
Go to three.
I go to three. Perfect.
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And if I say go to
channel two, we're gonna
go to channel one.
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Two is one.
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That'll confuse everybody.
That'll confuse 'em.
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On the other hand,
if we stayed on
the odd channels,
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switched every time
and started in the basement,
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that'd work, too.
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That'd do it, too,
wouldn't it?
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00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,887
Well, yeah,
that'd work, too, I guess.
238
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,097
Let's haul ass.
Okay.
239
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,891
(IGNITION STARTS)
240
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,606
(ENGINE REVVING)
241
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,691
(TIRES SQUEALING)
242
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,322
(FRED BARKING)
243
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,581
Breaker one.
Breaker one.
This is the Bandit.
244
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,959
Is the Snowman out there?
Am I hittin' ya, son?
245
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,920
Mercy sakes. You put
about eight and a half on me.
246
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,922
Blowin' my windows out.
Bring it on.
247
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,801
I'll be within earshot.
You keep it wound up
to around 90.
248
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,885
Ten-four.
249
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,137
Hey, Bandit.
Me and Fred's
got a question.
250
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,264
What do you and Fred want?
251
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,431
How come we doin' this?
252
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,474
Well, why not?
253
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,892
Well, they said
it couldn't be done.
254
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,269
Well, that's the reason,
son.
255
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,104
That's good with Fred.
We're clear.
256
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,355
(CLEDUS LAUGHING)
257
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,523
Ten-four.
258
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,275
Westbound and down
259
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,277
18 wheels a-rollin'
260
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,446
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
261
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,993
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
262
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,077
I'm westbound
263
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,746
Just watch ol' Bandit run
264
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,623
Keep your foot hard
on the pedal
265
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,667
Son, never mind them brakes
266
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,504
Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
267
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,548
The boys are thirsty
in Atlanta
268
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,508
And there's beer in Texarkana
269
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,762
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
270
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,723
Westbound and down
271
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,641
18 wheels a-rollin'
272
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,811
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
273
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:36,524
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
274
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,650
I'm westbound
275
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,445
Just watch ol' Bandit run
276
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,762
Old Smokey's got them ears on
277
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,680
He's hot on your trail
278
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,059
And he ain't gonna rest
'til you're in jail
279
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,185
So you've got to dodge him
280
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,394
You've got to duck him
281
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,271
You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
282
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,691
(SIREN WAILING)
Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
283
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,778
Well, hello there, Smokey.
284
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,035
Westbound and down
285
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,037
18 wheels a-rollin'
286
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
287
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:38,961
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
288
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,129
I'm westbound
289
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,548
Just watch ol' Bandit run
290
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,717
Keep your foot hard
on the pedal
291
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,677
Son, never mind them brakes
292
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:50,348
Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
293
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,392
The boys are thirsty
in Atlanta
294
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,644
And there's beer in Texarkana
295
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,648
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
296
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,691
Westbound and down
297
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,944
18 wheels a-rollin'
298
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,905
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
299
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:10,368
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
300
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,411
I'm westbound
301
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,955
Just watch ol' Bandit run
302
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,756
Fred,
I hope me and you
ain't lettin' Bandit
303
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,759
talk us into somethin'
we gonna be sorry for, son.
304
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,970
'Cause he's about as
crazy as you are ugly.
305
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,054
(BARKS)
306
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:45,736
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
307
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,613
Westbound and down
308
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,699
18 wheels a-rollin'
309
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,910
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
310
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:57,248
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
311
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,332
I'm westbound
312
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,210
Just watch ol' Bandit run
313
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,254
(TIRES SCREECH)
314
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,826
Big town, ain't it?
315
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,661
I wonder what they do
around here for excitement.
316
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,747
They probably sit around
and watch the cars rust.
317
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,831
(LAUGHING)
318
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,584
Damn it, it's locked.
We're about an hour
ahead of schedule.
319
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,128
Well, let's keep it
that way, huh?
All right.
320
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,099
Hey, wanna beer?
321
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,976
Well, son!
322
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,102
BANDIT: Redneck heaven.
323
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,063
How we gonna load
all this stuff, though?
324
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,439
I'll load it with this.
325
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,857
You can't drive a forklift.
326
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,526
I can drive
any forkin' thing around.
327
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,237
Will you get serious?
Can you drive this thing?
328
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,279
I am serious.
329
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,198
Crank it up.
Now back it up.
Oh, shut up.
330
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,700
I said... Whoa!
I said back it up,
not raise it up!
331
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,204
I am backin' up,
ya big dumbbell!
All right. Just... You relax.
332
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,290
Hold it! The beer!
Watch the beer!
333
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,293
(LAUGHING)
334
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,421
You all right?
Very funny! Very funny!
335
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,881
I thought it was funny.
336
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,427
Hey, we really
ought to pay somebody for
that mess we made in there.
337
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,472
All right, have you...
I got that all worked out.
338
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,807
You just leave a note.
339
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,351
Tell the folks
to send the bill
to Big Enos Burdette.
340
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,943
"Send bill to
341
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:54,824
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
"Big Enos Burdette."
342
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,243
"Burdette. B..."
343
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,288
B-R... B-U-R... B...
344
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,872
Hell, I got to go.
345
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,213
MAN ON RADIO: Hey, Spider-Man,
are you out there? Come back.
346
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,966
Snowman!
347
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,260
How we doin', son?
Come on back.
348
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,721
Hang on just a minute,
and I'll tell ya.
349
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,852
Looks like
we're about 28 minutes
ahead of schedule. Come back.
350
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,520
I hate to say
I told you so.
351
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,522
Don't lose your head, son.
352
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,399
We still got
a lot of boogeyin' to do.
353
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,192
Put the pedal to the metal.
354
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,569
I'm ten-ten on the side.
355
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,112
For sure, for sure.
356
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,364
Me and Fred,
we got your back door,
ain't we, Fred?
357
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,373
(TIRES SCREECHING)
358
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,169
Sorry.
I don't want
to get married.
359
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,588
Terrific.
That makes two of us.
360
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,549
Will you unzip me?
Sure.
361
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,929
Does this thing move?
Oh, yeah.
362
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,694
(HORN BLARING)
363
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,930
Where are we going?
No, don't tell me.
Let me guess.
364
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,974
We are a bride
in search of a wedding.
365
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,518
No.
No?
366
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,895
There is a wedding
in search of a bride.
367
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,190
Let me put it another way.
368
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,944
Think of it
as a wedding posse
in search of a bride.
369
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,780
You understand that,
cowboy?
370
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,907
Yeah.
371
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,618
What are ya doin'?
372
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,997
These are my shoes.
Oh, yeah.
373
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,542
And these are my legs.
Yeah.
374
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,044
What're you gonna
do with them?
375
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,588
With the shoes,
or the legs?
376
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,467
Last time I saw legs
like that, they had
a message tied to 'em.
377
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,762
What do you mean?
These are great little legs.
378
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,973
I'm a professional.
379
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:28,561
Well, in that case,
you shouldn't be
dressed in white.
380
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,439
Dancer.
Oh.
381
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,318
Well, cowboys
love fat calves.
382
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,197
They're not fat.
383
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,158
Well, they're bigger
than mine.
384
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,410
Do we really wanna
talk about legs?
385
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,037
One of us does, otherwise
we wouldn't have gone...
386
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,372
Smart ass.
387
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,917
What're we doin' now?
388
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,712
Well, I am getting
my clothes, you fool.
389
00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,092
That's a good idea.
Why don't you slip into
somethin' comfortable?
390
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,680
Are we really going 110?
391
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,682
We're going 110.
392
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,434
Why do you wear
that cowboy hat?
393
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,020
I know.
Because you think
it looks dazzling on you.
394
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,104
(GROANS)
395
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,356
I had no idea
when I bought
this wedding dress
396
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,900
it was gonna be
so hard to get out of.
397
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,742
Hold up on that car wash,
gentlemen.
398
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,997
Come here, son.
399
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,544
Whoops.
400
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,628
(GROANING)
401
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,841
You look tired, boy.
Rest yourself.
402
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,596
You punks look
tuckered out, too.
403
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,814
That's an attention-getter.
404
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,150
Now, a lady
in a weddin' gown.
405
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,235
Yes, sir.
406
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:43,863
Get in a car?
407
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:44,947
Yes, sir.
408
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,740
See who was drivin'?
409
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,117
No, sir.
410
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,580
License plate?
411
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,999
Yes, sir.
Georgia plates.
412
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,877
"BAN-ONE."
413
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,797
B-A-N dash O-N-E.
414
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:06,677
All right, now,
you boys just stay here
and watch the car.
415
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,222
There might be
some vandals around
who wanna steal somethin',
416
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,517
so you boys just stay here
and keep your hands on the car
417
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,145
until one of my associates
arrive.
418
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:22,234
And don't go home,
don't go to eat,
419
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,153
and don't play
with yourself.
420
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,906
It wouldn't look nice
on my highway.
421
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,162
Oh, you can think about it,
but don't do it.
422
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,764
Hey, man, he...
He's gone. Let's...
Let's get out of here.
423
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,684
Shit.
You do what you want.
I'm stayin' right here.
424
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,275
Twenty-eight years old and...
Oh, goodness, what's this?
425
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,655
I'll just tuck it right in.
I was down here dancing
in a home appliance show.
426
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,949
I danced around
three trashmashers.
427
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,367
CLEDUS ON RADIO:
Talk to me, my boy.
428
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,910
I had this costume
that lit up.
429
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,496
I only short-circuited once.
Howdy there, good buddy.
430
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,456
Where did you get
that seat cover, son?
431
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,333
No, this ain't
no seat cover.
432
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,085
So I was standing out
in the parking lot...
433
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,628
I'm sitting beside
Lawrence of Arabia.
434
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:23,754
...in my costume
with the lights
435
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,340
and I met this guy...
These can't be my pants.
436
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,135
God,
he was good looking,
and he had this hat on.
437
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,345
Funny, ain't she?
He was tall,
438
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,305
and I don't know,
I think he was from
Texas or something,
439
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,934
and I thought, "I don't know,
why don't you marry the guy?
What else have you..."
440
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,856
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin'
I set up.
441
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:43,941
Right.
442
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,735
I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.
443
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:51,991
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.
444
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,036
Look, what if we...
Shut up.
445
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,832
She insulted my authority.
Yeah.
446
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:05,421
And that's nothin'
but pure and simple,
old-fashioned communism.
447
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:09,425
Happens every time
one of those dancers
starts poontangin' around
448
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,343
with those show-folk fags.
449
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,512
I mean,
I was halfway
down the aisle,
450
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,681
and I said to myself,
"Jesus Christ,
what are you doing?
451
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,349
"His mother doesn't
even have any teeth!"
452
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,477
I jumped in this car,
and it blew up
on the side of the road.
453
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,772
Then I ended up
in this goddamn airplane.
What do you do?
454
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,025
I don't remember.
455
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,194
Oh, are we on the air?
456
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,280
Sort of. Yeah.
457
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,827
You think I'm nuts,
don't you?
458
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,204
No, I don't think
you're crazy.
459
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,915
I picked up
three brides yesterday.
460
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,543
Just like you, very subdued.
461
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:48,005
Hey, what...
What's goin' on up there?
462
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,299
Come back, Bandit.
Bandit?
463
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,843
Is that your name
or your profession?
464
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,805
That's my handle.
Bo's my real name.
465
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,433
What's your name?
Carrie.
466
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:03,479
Hey, is she wearing
a wedding dress?
467
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,900
She was.
468
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,235
What's she wearin' now?
Come back.
469
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,320
(CHUCKLES)
470
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,239
Hey, you got peanut butter
or somethin' in your ears?
471
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:17,076
Tell me what that woman's
got on! Her mind?
472
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,535
(LAUGHING)
473
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:20,996
Ten-four.
474
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,084
No coozie's gonna leave me
in no church.
475
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:29,004
Decoratin' up a whole town
at a cost of $40.
476
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,255
Right.
477
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,803
I can see her now,
478
00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,680
runnin' back up that aisle.
479
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:42,267
No, she was dancin'
back up the aisle.
480
00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:45,312
Her knockers bouncin'
all over the joint.
481
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,773
Let go of that wheel.
482
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,069
Why, her ass was
wigglin', too.
483
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,576
Why so fast? You late
for a big bowling date?
484
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,204
Cute.
485
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,543
So, tell me about yourself.
486
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,170
What do you wanna know,
my sign?
487
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,215
No, I mean,
what do you do
besides drive fast?
488
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,843
Have fun.
Is this fun?
489
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,180
Drivin'?
Oh, driving, talking to me.
490
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,974
Well, they're both
a challenge.
491
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,603
You've got a great profile.
492
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,898
Yeah, I do, don't I?
Especially from the side.
493
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,651
Well, at least we finally
agree on something.
494
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,238
Yeah. We both like
half my face.
495
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:46,081
Hey, would a cop taking a leak
on the side of the road
interest you?
496
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,208
Yes, it would.
497
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,587
He's taking a ten-100.
498
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,089
Well, at least it's better
than a ten-200.
499
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,465
(SIREN WAILING)
500
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:56,717
(BOTH LAUGHING)
501
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,972
Smokey.
Smokey.
502
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,725
(TIRES SQUEALING)
503
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,292
Is this fun?
I forgot to tell ya.
504
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,296
I'm runnin' blocker for
400 cases of illegal Coors.
505
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,898
Holy shit!
506
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,358
(GRUNTING)
507
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,985
I don't believe this.
508
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,862
Funny, I don't
remember that turn.
509
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,073
CLEDUS ON RADIO: Bandit,
where in the hell are you?
510
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,659
I'll be back on the highway
in a second.
511
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,286
All right, good buddy.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
512
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,552
Them things are fabulous.
I think I just went ten-100.
513
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:27,224
Well, it's better
than ten-200.
That's true.
514
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,184
(LAUGHING)
515
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:39,111
Well, the more wheels I got
the better I like it
516
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,780
I'm a rowdy
truck-driving mother
517
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:42,823
Boogity, boogity,
boogity, boogity
518
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:43,907
(HORN BLARES)
519
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,413
Snowman,
you got your ears on?
520
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,290
You lucky devil,
you got him.
521
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,624
Where the hell are you?
522
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,626
I'm on a two-lane blacktop.
523
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,045
Highway marker number 71.
524
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,965
How's our time doin'?
525
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,592
Oh, how are we doin' on time?
526
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,721
Doin' about 25 minutes
ahead of schedule. Come back.
527
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,972
What's your 20?
528
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,057
I'm about four miles
ahead of you, turkey.
529
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,560
Not for long.
530
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,646
JUSTICE: Breaker,
breaker to the Bandit.
531
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,482
Come on back, breaker.
532
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,320
Bandit, I've got a Smokey
report for you. Come on.
533
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:25,032
Well, talk to me, good buddy.
You've got trouble comin'.
534
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:28,702
Well, what's your handle,
son, and what's your 20?
535
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,079
My handle's Smokey Bear,
536
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:35,208
and I'm tail-grabbin'
your ass right now.
537
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:39,129
God damn.
That's a Texas mountie.
538
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,422
What the hell's
he doin' in Arkansas?
539
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,840
I don't know.
540
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,926
Well, let's just see
what he's got under
the hood.
541
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,888
Bye-bye, baby
542
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,111
You smoke much?
543
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,530
I just started.
544
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,787
Cledus, you got
your ears on, son?
545
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,122
Oh, bring it on,
you lucky devil.
546
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,583
Comin' around you. Over.
Look, be careful.
547
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,251
You're gonna have to make
your own lane, buddy,
548
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,545
'cause you definitely
got oncoming traffic.
549
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,130
Be careful. Be careful.
550
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,973
Oh, my...
Oh, my God!
551
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,892
I'm about to be
killed in this...
552
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,938
In this moving
CB radio show, and I...
I don't even have a handle!
553
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,943
You want a handle?
Okay, I'll think one up
for ya, just a minute.
554
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,072
Let's see.
Oh, I got one for ya.
What?
555
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,535
Just give me a minute here.
556
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:56,039
He done good,
didn't he, Fred?
557
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,504
What?
558
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,047
Frog.
559
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,969
Why?
'Cause you're
always hoppin' around,
560
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,763
and you're kinda cute
like a frog,
561
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,807
and I'd like to jump ya.
562
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,895
Nobody,
563
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:22,190
nobody makes
Sheriff Buford T. Justice
564
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,401
look like a possum's pecker.
565
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,403
'Cept for that...
Shut your ass.
566
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,196
(HORN HONKS)
567
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,660
Break for that Bandit One.
Break for that Bandit One.
568
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,620
Yeah, Snowman.
Come on back.
569
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,956
That was
a Texas bubble gum
machine on your back door.
570
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,875
A Texas
bubble gum machine?
571
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:41,918
Yeah, I saw him.
572
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,974
Hoss, you ain't
gonna believe this,
573
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,768
but that crazy sombitch
just tried to drive
right up under my truck.
574
00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:01,688
What's a Texas county mountie
doing in Arkansas?
575
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,815
I don't know.
I don't know.
576
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,526
I don't know.
577
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,030
Well, who the hell knows?
I really don't know.
578
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,952
What we're dealin' with here
579
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:19,956
is a complete lack
of respect for the law.
580
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,503
(ON RADIO) This is
Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
581
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,964
I'm in pursuit of
a black Trans Am.
582
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:32,594
He's all mine,
so stay out of the way.
583
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:44,606
This is
Sheriff George Branford
of Deeson County, Arkansas.
584
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:48,026
We are apprised
of the situation and are
taking appropriate measures.
585
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,819
Did you say
you are a sheriff?
586
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,989
That's a big ten-four!
587
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:57,160
This is Sheriff
Buford T. Justice of Texas!
588
00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,872
Texas? You know,
of course, that you're
out of your jurisdiction.
589
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,833
I suggest that you
let my department
handle the situation.
590
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:08,255
That's very comfortin',
but I'm in a high-speed
pursuit.
591
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:09,881
Don't you hear good?
592
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,341
I hear perfectly.
593
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:14,135
The fact that
you are a sheriff is
not germane to the situation.
594
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,806
The goddamn Germans
got nothin' to do with it!
595
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,559
What'd he say?
Shut up! One shit at a time!
596
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:21,643
All right.
597
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,609
What do ya see?
We lost him.
598
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:42,163
This is Sheriff
Buford T. Justice again.
599
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,792
I lost that Trans Am.
Set up a roadblock.
600
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,920
Good idea.
What the hell you know?
601
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:52,173
I believe
we have the situation
well under control, Sheriff.
602
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,388
MAN: Breaker, breaker.
This is breaker lookin'
for the Bandit.
603
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,015
Come on.
You out there, son?
604
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,100
You got the Bandit.
Come on back.
605
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,935
My handle's
Silver-Tongued Devil,
606
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,937
and I'm here to tell you
your fellow CBers are
607
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,439
mighty proud of you
out there. Come on.
608
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,899
Well, thank ya, son.
I appreciate it.
609
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,944
Tell me, you comin' up
on Fayetteville
and Interstate 82?
610
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,946
We're almost on top of it.
611
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,824
Well, then I got a big, bad
bear story for you out there.
612
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,577
I just rolled past
a county mountie
roadblock down there.
613
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,621
You are
a silver-tongued devil.
614
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:23,747
(CHUCKLING)
615
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,707
That's a big ten-four,
good buddy.
616
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,628
Well, you keep your wheels
spinnin' and the beavers
grinnin', then. I'm out.
617
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,881
Why, thank you, Officer.
618
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,134
Classy guy.
Classy guy.
619
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,786
Did you see that?
They went right
through our roadblock.
620
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,580
You sombitches couldn't
close an umbrella.
621
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,153
You know somethin', Sheriff?
What?
622
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,240
If J.W. don't get
out of my way,
I'm gonna pass him.
623
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,950
Where? In the woods?
624
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:45,036
Listen, I don't care
if your daddy is the mayor.
625
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,539
You wreck this car,
it's gonna come
out of your pay.
626
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,916
Yeah, but, Sheriff,
he's gettin' away.
627
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,918
Son, he's not goin' anywhere.
628
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,838
The Mulberry Bridge
has been dismantled
for the past six months.
629
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,804
That's not good.
630
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,396
It would be better
with a whole bridge.
631
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,149
And that's worse.
632
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,864
Why don't you just
drop me off here?
I'll catch a cab.
633
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,407
Too late now.
634
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,504
We did it! We did it!
635
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:49,392
See?
I didn't wreck it, Sheriff.
636
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,398
We jumped over that bridge!
We did that!
637
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,275
Did you see what we did?
Yes, I did.
638
00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,985
I wanna jump something else!
639
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,654
I wanna jump a house!
I wanna jump something!
640
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,364
Well, jump me.
641
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,703
Honest to God,
it wasn't my fault, Sheriff!
I stopped!
642
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,705
Yeah, right.
643
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:14,292
Hey, boy,
where's Sheriff Branford?
644
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,546
I am Sheriff Branford.
645
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,716
Oh. Hey.
646
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,385
For some reason or another,
647
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,138
you sounded
a little taller on radio.
648
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,223
(CHUCKLING)
649
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,482
What the hell is
the world comin' to?
650
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,327
MAN ON RADIO: That sounds
good to me, Tower of Power.
Hey, listen, good buddy.
651
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,079
What channel we on?
652
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,581
What?
What channel are we on?
653
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,583
Eleven.
654
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:58,962
Snowman,
are you out there, son?
655
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,214
I'm up here doin' what
I'm supposed to be doin'.
656
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,466
What are y'all
doing back there,
he'n' and she'n'?
657
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,427
Come back.
Oh, we were playin'
a little bridge.
658
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,137
How we been doin'?
659
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,014
(WHISTLES)
We losin' minutes, son.
660
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:13,601
We losin' minutes.
If you don't get up here
and run me some interference,
661
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,354
me and you ain't
never gonna make it.
Come back.
662
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:20,024
I'm gonna drop
the little dolly off
at a choke-and-puke,
663
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,193
and then I'm gonna get
right back on the job.
664
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,280
All right. Ten-four
on that choke-and-puke.
665
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,782
Oh, by the way, Bandit...
Yeah, guy.
666
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,577
How 'bout bringin' me
a hamburger for Fred here?
667
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,995
I'm beginnin'
to worry about him.
668
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:35,081
He's lookin' a little
thin in the skin.
You got 'em.
669
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,625
Choke-and-puke.
Choke-and-puke.
670
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,171
That's where I'll get off.
Right.
671
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,469
You know,
you ought to give up smokin'.
That's bad for your health.
672
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,638
But I enjoy it so much.
673
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,723
(STIFLES COUGH)
674
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,491
I guess you can get
your ticket over there.
675
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,371
You got enough money?
Yeah.
676
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,916
I have enough
to get to Jersey,
677
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,709
walk the rest of the way.
678
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,004
Hey, thanks.
679
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,800
It was nothin'.
680
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,219
I'll see you around.
Yeah.
681
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,516
Frog?
682
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,939
You gonna be all right?
683
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,111
Yeah.
684
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,031
I'm always all right.
685
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,420
Can I have a couple
of cheeseburgers to go
and a glass of iced tea?
686
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:06,339
Yeah, okay.
687
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,766
How much I owe ya, ma'am?
688
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,103
Dollar and a half.
There you are.
Keep the change.
689
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:24,565
JUSTICE: Just keep
your eye out for that
Mr. Bandit bastard!
690
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,779
Let me have a diablo sandwich,
a Dr. Pepper.
691
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,073
Make it fast.
I'm in a goddamn hurry.
692
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,743
(SCREAMS) You want somethin'?
Hush puppies, Daddy.
693
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,788
We got no time for that crap!
694
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,666
Dumb sombitch!
695
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,919
Diablo and Doc.
Thank you, nice lady.
696
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,131
You must be in a hell
of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?
697
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,341
You bet your ass
on that, boy.
698
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,677
Oh, you got a little
mess there. Let me...
699
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,179
Let me help you out here,
get that off of there.
That's...
700
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,306
Yeah, yeah.
Much obliged.
701
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,811
Who ya chasin'?
Somebody chasin' you?
702
00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,813
Nobody chasin' me, boy.
703
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:08,985
I been chasin' a goddamn
maniac all the way
from Texarkana, Texas.
704
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,071
Really?
What is he,
a bank robber?
705
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,158
Bank robber?
Right.
706
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:19,787
Bank robbin' is
baby shit alongside of
what this dude is doin'.
707
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,706
Yeah?
708
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,083
Almost killed
20 law officers.
709
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:28,087
Drivin' through
people's back yards,
knockin' down mailboxes.
710
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:29,714
He's got
a broad in the car,
711
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,716
took her across
the state line.
712
00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:34,135
That's the Mann Act.
713
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,764
I don't think he's got
her permission,
and that's kidnapping.
714
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,725
How's that for hijinks?
Yeah.
715
00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,185
(BURPS)
716
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:45,063
What I owe?
Oh, let me pay for it.
Let me pay.
717
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,190
Oh, no.
No, no. You're
an officer of the law.
718
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,067
I'd... I'd be honored.
Much obliged.
719
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,735
Where's the can?
I gotta take a squirt.
720
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,945
Oh, right back there.
Just used it myself.
721
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,245
Hey! Hey!
What are you
doin' in my car?
722
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,539
You're goin' the wrong way!
Oh.
723
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,667
CARRIE: Hang on!
What the hell are ya doin'?
724
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:09,796
Sheriff Justice is in there!
I know! I know!
725
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,556
Thank you, nice lady.
WAITRESS: Sure thing.
726
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,522
Yoo-hoo! Sheriff!
727
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,695
Oh, boy.
728
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,533
Nice ass.
729
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,127
The truth is,
I didn't want to be
dumped at any old truck stop.
730
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:52,171
I wanted
to stay with you,
and I needed an excuse.
731
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,715
Well, why didn't ya ask?
Well, you might've said no,
732
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,343
and I have a hard time
handling rejections.
733
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,684
(TIRES SCREECHING)
734
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:43,806
We're gainin' on 'em.
735
00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:46,684
I think it'd be a good idea
if we changed places,
don't you?
736
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,478
Yeah.
You be a passenger
for a while now.
737
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,689
Yeah.
Up. Up. I'll just
kinda slide right...
738
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,984
Oh, you got my hair!
Sorry. Slide right under.
739
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:57,904
I don't know.
Wait. Wait. Wait!
I got it. I got it!
740
00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,363
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
741
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,616
Hold it! Stuck here.
Okay. Wait! Wait, wait!
742
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,201
This is not workin'.
I got my foot on the...
743
00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,495
Come on! It's not...
God damn it! I saw them
do it in movies.
744
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,465
Oh, my God!
745
00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,762
JUSTICE:
Duck, or you're gonna be
talkin' out of your ass!
746
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,480
Daddy, the top came off.
747
00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,148
No shit.
748
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,034
Snowman!
How are your vocal cords?
749
00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,953
Well,
my vocal cords are fine.
750
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,789
I'm a little worried
about Fred's, now.
751
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,959
He's been gnawing everything
in the cab of this truck,
barkin' and screamin'.
752
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:55,336
I think he's turned
into a stalk of bananas.
Come back.
753
00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:56,712
What's your 20?
754
00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:59,173
About 16 miles
this side of Mississippi.
755
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:03,511
Hold it. I just passed
another Kojak with a Kodak.
756
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,097
This place is
crawlin' with bears.
Where the hell are you?
757
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,765
Come back.
758
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,851
I'm still tryin' to get rid
of that Texas county mountie.
759
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,771
I don't know
what the hell he wants.
760
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:14,981
You know what he wants.
761
00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:17,525
How would you like to be
the dude that handcuffs
a legend?
762
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,777
Listen. Give me five minutes.
763
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:23,614
We're gonna put some
moves on that mother.
I'll meet ya at Old Miss.
764
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:27,326
Well, you'd better hurry,
or we can just kiss that
money good-bye. Understand?
765
00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:29,704
I read you loud and clear.
Ten-four.
766
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:33,291
You got the one Snowman.
I'm eastbound and down.
767
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,835
We gone, killer.
768
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,723
That's the way I wanna go out.
That's the best...
769
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,474
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Hey, man, watch it!
770
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,438
What the hell was that?
771
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,398
A left, or a half a "U."
772
00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:59,817
Well, please
don't do it anymore.
773
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,027
(TIRES SCREECH)
774
00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,113
Hey, you know who that was?
775
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,532
Check this out.
776
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:09,285
Bandit,
this here's
the Grave Robber.
777
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,120
Put the pedal to the metal,
good buddy,
778
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,456
and we'll hold
this county mountie
as long as we can.
779
00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,666
Come on.
Well, go, girl, go!
780
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,627
I'm goin'! I'm goin'!
I've got the metal
to the pedal,
781
00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,713
and the thing to the floor.
782
00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:50,785
Damn, he had a lot of friends,
didn't he?
783
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,662
If they had of cremated
the son of a bitch,
784
00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:57,875
I could've been kickin'
that Mr. Bandit's ass
around the moon by now.
785
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,185
Hold my hat!
786
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:20,481
My hat blew off, Daddy.
I hope your goddamn head
was in it.
787
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,736
Okay. We're gonna switch.
Okay.
788
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,947
Get up! I'm comin' over.
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
789
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:30,449
I'm comin' over
underneath you. You can
just slide right on over.
790
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,700
Just slide...
791
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,452
I think I'm in love
with your belt buckle.
792
00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:40,459
Close. Colorful, but close.
793
00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,055
I like this seat
better anyway.
794
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:56,600
Yes. Have a smoke.
It seems to help.
795
00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,726
(CROWD CHEERING)
796
00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,186
Come on, defense!
797
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,065
Come on, Billy Ray,
get tough!
798
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:05,734
You know, I wanted to be
a high fashion model once.
799
00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:06,777
Really?
800
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,572
But, hell,
how long can you model
clothes for 8-year-olds?
801
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:14,118
Boys. Besides that,
my cheeks were too fat.
802
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:15,995
These cheeks. These.
803
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,081
(YELLS)
804
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:24,587
Oh, my goodness,
we're airborne here.
Jesus Christ!
805
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:28,007
Oh, look, a football game!
There's kids!
For Christ's sake, watch out!
806
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,758
I know they're kids.
What do you think
I think they are?
807
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:32,386
Don't hit the kids!
Get your hands off my wheel!
808
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:35,848
Oh, lean to the left,
lean to the right...
What are ya doin'?
809
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,904
Stand up there
and see if you can see
where the hell they went.
810
00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,407
Can you see anything?
811
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,493
Yeah, it's a football game.
812
00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:57,036
Can we watch, Daddy?
813
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,747
You stay and watch the game.
I'm goin' back!
814
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:01,582
Daddy...
815
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,339
Bandit, you're reckless
816
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,758
And you live much too hard
817
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,009
Ought to be in Nashville.
818
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:13,093
(CHUCKLING)
819
00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,679
BANDIT ON RADIO:
Yo, Snowman,
are ya out there, son?
820
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,473
What's your 20?
Where are you?
821
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:22,394
I'm at mile marker 85.
Come back.
822
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,688
Son of a gun! So am I!
823
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:31,779
Well, damned if ya ain't.
Damned if ya ain't.
824
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,593
Cledus?
Yeah.
825
00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:55,719
This is Frog.
826
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,555
Hello, Frog.
I want you to meet Fred, Frog.
827
00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:58,806
Hey, Fred.
828
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,225
This is for Fred.
Frog, feed Fred.
829
00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,352
Fine.
What the hell's
wrong with you?
830
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:05,479
You told me you were
gonna dump the chick
at the truck stop.
831
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:06,772
Ran into complications,
that's all.
832
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,607
You're always runnin'
into complications.
It's pretty here.
833
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,401
Always the same,
you run into some chick.
834
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,069
We ain't doin'
no good on the time at all.
835
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:13,737
What the hell are we
standing here yappin' for?
836
00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,114
We gotta get going.
It's the chick.
837
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,323
Here we go.
838
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,408
(BARKS)
839
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:21,704
Switch down to
the next channel, right?
Yeah.
840
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,250
(WHISPERING)
Hey, Bandit? Nice ass.
841
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:29,169
(WHISPERING) Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
842
00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,046
Bye.
843
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:38,470
(TIRES SQUEALING)
844
00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,389
All right, Fred.
Come on. Let's go, boy.
845
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:43,267
Come on. Up here, Fred.
Come on. Come on.
846
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:46,103
I'm tired of pickin'
you up... Fred!
847
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,775
Did Cledus
call you a legend?
848
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,360
Uh-huh.
849
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,321
Why?
850
00:51:56,697 --> 00:52:00,117
Well, I used to do some
crazy things. I used to.
851
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:06,832
So did I.
852
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,543
One. Two. Three. Four.
853
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,879
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
854
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,923
One. Two.
I'm a gypsy. Four.
855
00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:17,676
That's someone who goes from
chorus line to chorus line.
856
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,262
Six. Seven. Eight.
857
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:24,224
You know,
I was on Broadway once.
858
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,268
Really?
859
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,228
For almost 12 minutes.
860
00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,690
The show closed
the first night.
861
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:35,486
God, I was so good.
You should've seen me.
You'd have loved me.
862
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,904
(BOTH LAUGHING)
863
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,829
What do you do?
864
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,291
Well, I...
Straight.
865
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,631
I just go from
place to place
866
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,633
and do what I do best.
867
00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,343
What's that?
868
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,470
Show off.
869
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:08,811
Yeah. You do do that well.
870
00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,565
You do.
871
00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:18,237
So do I.
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
872
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,447
For almost 12 minutes.
873
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,700
Oh, shut up.
874
00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,076
(BOTH LAUGHING)
875
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,954
Come here, Fred.
Come here, boy. Come...
876
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,040
Fred, don't you make me
come after you.
877
00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:33,502
Get over here, Fred!
Come here.
878
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:37,840
I'm in a hurry,
and you want to take a swim.
You're drivin' me crazy, Fred.
879
00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:40,300
Oh, get up here.
880
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:42,511
(FRED WHIMPERING)
881
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:45,013
What is the matter
with you, Fred?
882
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:48,642
That's it for you
and the truck drivin',
I'll tell you that right now.
883
00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,528
Look,
I've got to go ten-100.
884
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,863
Could I have a dime?
885
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:03,115
Crawl under.
Terrific.
886
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,326
Crawl under.
887
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,628
Howdy.
Trans Am!
What's your pleasures?
888
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,338
Fill it up, my man.
889
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,423
(GASPS)
890
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,550
Give me that talker.
891
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:27,556
Hello? Mr. Bandit?
892
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:31,268
Would you just happen
to be listenin' out there?
893
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,937
Can you hear me, boy?
894
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,192
This is the Bandit.
Who've I got at that end?
895
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:42,321
This is Sheriff
Buford T. Justice of Texas.
896
00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:43,947
Well, hot damn.
897
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:45,783
Welcome to Mississippi,
Sheriff.
898
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,576
Thank you, Mr. Bandit.
899
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:52,247
And I got a big welcome
waitin' for you
when I get you back home,
900
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,500
you sombitch!
901
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,085
Don't you cuss
on this here radio.
902
00:54:57,211 --> 00:55:01,131
I apologize to
all the friendly folk
who are listenin'.
903
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:04,301
Now hear this,
you tick turd.
904
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,261
I'm gonna get you.
905
00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:11,141
I didn't come
all the way this far to
go home with empty pockets.
906
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,352
I been meanin'
to ask you that.
907
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:14,978
How come you're followin' me?
908
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:18,482
I'd be delighted
to tell you,
Mr. Bandit.
909
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:23,028
You see,
when I get you back home,
910
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:27,241
I'm gonna
find the tallest
tree in the country.
911
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,828
And then I'm gonna
hang you from it.
912
00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:31,912
(LAUGHING)
913
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,163
Sheriff?
914
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:34,373
I'm listenin'.
915
00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:37,835
Do the letters F.O.
mean anything to you?
916
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,549
Smart aleck.
917
00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:48,428
Tell you what, partner,
you keep this one
for yourself.
918
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:51,557
All right.
Have a smooth ride,
Mr. Bandit.
919
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,350
Thank you, partner.
920
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:54,935
(TIRES SCREECHING)
921
00:55:58,272 --> 00:55:59,273
(EXCLAIMS)
922
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,363
BANDIT:
Hello, there, Snowman.
I'm right beside you, son.
923
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,658
Looks like we got
a clear shot all the way
to the 'Bama state line.
924
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:12,452
CLEDUS: Oh, a clear shot
to the 'Bama state line?
925
00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,121
I'm gonna believe that
when I see it.
926
00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:19,543
This is Sheriff
Buford T. Justice puttin'
out an all-point advisory.
927
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:24,715
That black Trans Am is
now headed toward Alabama.
928
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,509
What happened, Daddy?
929
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,221
Get back in
the goddamn car.
930
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:39,605
You know who I feel
has really revolutionized
American musical theater?
931
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:41,189
That Stephen Sondheim.
932
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,733
Yeah?
Yeah.
933
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,444
Who's he... Who's that?
Stephen Sondheim?
934
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,905
Yeah. Does he do a lot
of musicals and stuff?
935
00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:48,989
Yeah.
936
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,657
He ever do anything
with Brenda Lee?
937
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:51,950
Does she dance?
938
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,369
She spins.
She's a little spinner.
939
00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:56,163
They were a good group.
940
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,915
The Spinners were good. Yeah.
Yeah.
941
00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,459
CARRIE: Have you ever
been in any high school
plays and stuff?
942
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:04,546
Holy shit. We got
a lot of company up there.
943
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,715
A lot of company.
944
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:10,093
Sarge, here he comes.
Yeah, I got eyes.
945
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:11,720
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
946
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,024
Are you ready, Roy?
947
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,193
I was born ready.
948
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,278
Don't just stand there.
Let's go get him!
949
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:29,947
Drives pretty good,
don't he, Sarge?
950
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,239
We'll see about that.
951
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,715
(SIREN WAILING)
952
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:53,095
Sarge, you okay?
953
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,347
You see me movin', don't ya?
954
00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,575
(SIRENS WAILING)
955
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:19,079
Wanna do a little
pond hopping, Frog?
Oh, swell.
956
00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:32,903
Now, I know you're
in a little distress here,
957
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:36,406
but did you see
a black Trans Am go by?
958
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,366
He caused all of this,
the Bandit.
959
00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:39,701
Ain't he somethin'?
960
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:44,039
The Bandit ain't nothin'.
He's a mental case.
961
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,463
Good shit!
962
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,342
Banzai!
963
00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:01,932
I saw that, you sombitch!
964
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,267
You did that on purpose!
965
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,603
You're goin' away
till you're gray!
966
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,231
I got the evidence!
Put the evidence in the car.
967
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,565
But, Daddy...
968
01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:12,651
Put the evidence in the car!
969
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:17,614
I'm gonna barbecue
your ass in molasses!
970
01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:27,457
Put the evidence in the back.
971
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:39,344
There's no way, no way,
972
01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:42,180
that you could come
from my loins.
973
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,144
Soon as I get home,
the first thing I'm gonna do
974
01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,521
is punch your mama
in the mouth.
975
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,742
I'll be with you in a moment,
young man.
976
01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:07,831
Bandit, honey,
this is the Good Witch
of the North speakin'.
977
01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:10,333
You'd better not
come this way.
978
01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:14,921
There's been a little
fender bender here on 64.
979
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:16,631
Snowman,
did you copy that?
980
01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:18,508
Yeah, I got
a great big four on that.
981
01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:21,219
That'll work for me,
'cause I need to pull off,
982
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:24,347
suck up a little go-go juice
and put some groceries
down my neck.
983
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,391
Y'all be careful
and I'll catch ya later.
984
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:28,768
One Snowman.
I'm playin' on the side.
985
01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,770
We'll be ten-ten
on the side, son.
986
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,149
Lady, don't you know
you're supposed to signal?
987
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,775
Oh.
988
01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,611
Really?
989
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:50,999
They call you the Bandit
990
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:56,379
An outlaw untamed
991
01:01:56,463 --> 01:02:00,967
Shackled only by freedom
992
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:04,679
You wear no man's chain
993
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:08,016
We got some time.
You wanna stretch
your legs, Frog?
994
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:09,809
Some say they despise you
995
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,144
Sure.
996
01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:15,982
Well, maybe they do
997
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:21,947
But deep down inside them
998
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:26,201
I bet they wish they were you
999
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:46,429
Fill her up, hoss.
Yeah.
1000
01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,724
Come on, Frederick.
My boy, my boy.
1001
01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:53,436
Let's go get some of
Lamar's greasy spoon.
1002
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:57,482
I'm gonna put you
on a diet, Fred. Mercy.
1003
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:03,613
Come on, Fred. Come on, boy.
1004
01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:05,907
Inside.
1005
01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:07,033
(MOANING)
1006
01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,535
Come on, boy.
1007
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:12,038
Lamar, surprise.
Look who's here.
1008
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,416
I knew you was comin'.
Hi, Snowman.
1009
01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:17,502
What do you mean,
you knew I was comin'?
1010
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,462
(COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)
1011
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,964
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
1012
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,803
Lamar, you're rotten
to the core, you know that.
1013
01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:29,723
About as rotten as
that food you've been
poisonin' me with...
1014
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,308
How many do you want?
1015
01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,476
I don't know.
Fix the same thing.
1016
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,395
Just cook the onions
this time.
1017
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,606
How in the hell have
you been, Sugar Bear?
1018
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:39,983
Pretty good.
You, Snowman?
1019
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,944
Oh, pretty good,
considering the shape I'm in.
1020
01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:45,322
Say hello to Waynette.
Okay.
1021
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,824
Looks like old Fred's
gettin' fat.
1022
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,409
Yeah, tell me about it.
1023
01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:52,078
It damn sure
ain't from eatin'
the food at this joint.
1024
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:54,247
Tell me about that.
I know it.
1025
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:59,753
By the way, where did you get
all them warthogs back there?
1026
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,255
Damn if I know.
They slid in here
a little while ago.
1027
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:05,342
I'm gonna slide on out.
Catch you later, Snowman.
1028
01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:08,553
Yeah, why don't you
just leave me?
MAN: Who's ready for beer?
1029
01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,096
Yes, operator?
1030
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:13,224
This is a collect call
from Cledus Snow.
1031
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:19,272
No, I am not
Hank Snow's brother. No.
1032
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,693
Hey, sugarbabe, how you doin'?
1033
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,949
Could I ask you something?
Sure.
1034
01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,746
Do you think we have
anything in common?
1035
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:41,002
I mean, besides being
chased around the country
in that fakakta car?
1036
01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:42,796
Yeah.
1037
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,924
Like what?
1038
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:49,636
Have you ever seen
a Broadway show chorus line?
1039
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,596
No.
1040
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,641
You like Elton John?
1041
01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:57,977
No.
1042
01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,981
Do you know
who Casey Tibbs is?
1043
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,149
Baseball player.
1044
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:06,444
Close. Richard Petty?
No.
1045
01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:11,116
Waylon Jennings?
No.
1046
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,578
When you tell
somebody somethin',
1047
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:18,456
it depends on what part
of the United States
you're standin' in
1048
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,000
as to just how dumb you are.
1049
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:29,217
Mr. Bandit, you have
a lyrical way of cutting
through the bullshit.
1050
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,720
And you have a unique way
with the English language,
Miss Frog.
1051
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:41,563
Bandit steals a lady's heart
1052
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,608
With only a smile
1053
01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:48,528
Don't you ever take
that hat off for anything?
1054
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,029
Sure.
1055
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,366
I take it off for one thing,
and one thing only.
1056
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:57,412
And you live much too hard
1057
01:05:58,204 --> 01:06:00,248
Bandit, you're the joker
1058
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:04,419
If we were lost on
a desert island together...
Yes?
1059
01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:09,716
Do you think we'd get along
and talk and things?
1060
01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:11,301
(LAUGHING)
1061
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,720
Sure.
1062
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,306
Yeah, we'd get along.
1063
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,850
It'd never be boring,
I can tell you that.
1064
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:20,643
It would never be boring.
1065
01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:25,773
Take your hat off.
1066
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:29,736
If you want to.
1067
01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:35,658
They call you the Bandit
1068
01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:38,036
I want to.
1069
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,622
They call you the Bandit
1070
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:45,543
They call you the Bandit
1071
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:51,049
They call you the Bandit
1072
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,310
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1073
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:03,686
No...
1074
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:05,772
Honey, we'll be home
in a little while. I wanna...
1075
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:06,981
MAN: Hey!
1076
01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,275
Is this your goddamn mutt?
1077
01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:15,073
Honey, I got...
I gotta go. I'll...
I gotta go. Bye.
1078
01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:17,867
Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah.
1079
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,953
Well, he just bit me.
1080
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,205
Fred! Come here, Fred.
1081
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,415
I said he just bit me.
1082
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:27,043
Put the son of a bitch
out of his misery.
Let's roast him.
1083
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,337
That's not a bad idea.
Eat him.
1084
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:33,299
I don't think
Fred bit you, mister.
1085
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,343
Fred absolutely
don't like grease.
1086
01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:36,553
(WOMAN SHOUTS)
1087
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,471
(MEN GRUNTING)
1088
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,976
Gearjammer, huh?
1089
01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:45,520
King of the Road, huh?
1090
01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:47,105
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1091
01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:53,820
It's time you get out.
That's a big ten-four.
1092
01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:00,785
(GROANS)
1093
01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,353
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
1094
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:46,372
How much do I owe you,
Billy?
1095
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,626
$73.84.
1096
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,086
Never mind.
Just keep the change.
1097
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,213
Sorry what happened,
Snowman.
1098
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,884
It's okay, Lamar.
1099
01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,268
(IGNITION STARTS)
1100
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,122
Far out.
1101
01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:35,963
What the hell is this,
a drive-in movie?
1102
01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:37,382
(HORN HONKING)
1103
01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:39,050
(HONKING CONTINUES)
1104
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:43,221
Get off of there,
you schnauzer's dick!
1105
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:49,936
(HONKING CONTINUES)
1106
01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:02,990
(HONKING STOPS)
1107
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,493
How do, Officer? My name's...
1108
01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:09,038
I don't care if your name's
Broderick Crawford.
1109
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:13,042
Don't you know you can't
drive a piece of shit
like that on the highway?
1110
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:16,879
I'll thank you not to use
that kind of language
in my presence.
1111
01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:21,217
Never mind that crap.
What the hell is this?
1112
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:23,886
This is evidence.
1113
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:24,971
Evidence?
1114
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,889
Well, I don't care
what it is.
1115
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:30,309
You can't drive this piece
of shit on my highway.
1116
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,229
I'm tellin' you
for the last time.
1117
01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:35,606
I happen to have
my young son in the car,
1118
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:38,151
and I don't wanna hear
that kinda language.
1119
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:43,364
Look, I'm askin' you
one single, goddamn...
Hold it!
1120
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:45,908
Hold it!
1121
01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:50,163
Don't you ever,
ever raise your voice to me!
1122
01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:52,248
Do you know
who you're talkin' to?
1123
01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:55,543
I happen to be
Buford T. Justice,
1124
01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:59,672
a distinguished officer
of over 30 years' seniority!
1125
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:03,760
One of the most
highly-respected
law enforcement agents
1126
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:06,763
in the United States
of America.
1127
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:10,057
That vehicle happens
to be evidence,
1128
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:12,268
valuable evidence,
1129
01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:15,062
that's going to
convict a maniac
1130
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:17,648
that I've been
tryin' to apprehend
1131
01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:24,238
and that I have been
in high-speed pursuit
of for 700 miles!
1132
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:29,076
He is wanted for a Mann Act,
1133
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:34,957
kidnappin',
and the attempted murder
of over 20 brother officers.
1134
01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,591
Sir, I'm sorry.
1135
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,052
(STAMMERING) I had no idea.
1136
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:48,429
It never occurred to me.
1137
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:52,475
Well, please, sir,
you proceed immediately.
And, well, sir, I...
1138
01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,853
I hope you'll
accept my apologies
for my profanity.
1139
01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:59,690
Apology accepted. Now...
1140
01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:00,983
(INAUDIBLE)
1141
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,276
(TRUCK HORN HONKING)
1142
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:14,163
How about you, Bandit?
You copy this, Snowman?
Come on.
1143
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,998
BANDIT:
I got ya, son.
Come on back.
1144
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,000
You ain't gonna
believe this,
1145
01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:21,045
but I just did
my imitation of
Joe Palooka.
1146
01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:24,131
I went a few rounds
with some dudes at
this eat-'em-up joint.
1147
01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:26,509
Oh, I believe ya.
I believe anything
you tell me.
1148
01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,427
How'd ya do,
same as always?
1149
01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,638
Yeah, 'bout normal.
1150
01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:32,515
I lost.
1151
01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:38,521
Hey, look, we also lost
a lot of valuable time, too.
We gonna really have to cook.
1152
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:41,899
CLEDUS: Is that a ten-four?
BANDIT: That's a big ten-four.
1153
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:57,874
Actually, my heaviest
relationship was with
an acid-rock singer
1154
01:12:57,957 --> 01:12:59,917
named Robert Crumly.
1155
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:03,087
We were together
eight and a half days.
1156
01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:05,131
God, I really thought
that was it.
1157
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:06,841
And?
1158
01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:10,094
One day I came home
and found him in the shower.
1159
01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,556
With a girl and her mother!
1160
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,767
Well, at least
he kept it in the family.
1161
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,904
You have a wonderful
way of putting things.
1162
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:30,489
So did he.
Oh, yes.
1163
01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:35,494
(COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)
1164
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,040
Breaker one-nine.
Breaker one-nine.
This is the Bandit.
1165
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:42,543
I'm lookin' for
a west-bounder on Highway 85.
1166
01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:45,046
I need a Smokey report,
and I need it bad, son.
1167
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:47,298
This is Foxy Lady, Bandit.
1168
01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,258
We heard you were comin' by,
1169
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,802
and we decided
we'd take care of
those bears for you.
1170
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,513
You know, a little
"personalized service."
1171
01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,224
Well, just send me
the bill, Foxy Lady.
1172
01:13:57,516 --> 01:14:00,353
Better yet, why don't you
come by and pay up in person?
1173
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:04,357
I'll catch you
on the flip side, darlin'.
1174
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,650
I'm too pooped to pop.
1175
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,443
Daddy, listen.
Shut up!
1176
01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:08,945
(ON RADIO)
But I'm just ahead of you.
1177
01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:12,657
I'm at mile marker 86.
Come on by, Bandit.
1178
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,784
All right,
you talked me into it.
1179
01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:17,119
Now I got that sombitch,
1180
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,455
and I got him
with his fly open.
1181
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:21,332
(EXCLAIMS)
1182
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:23,626
Well, what're we gonna do
when we get home?
1183
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:27,046
Go to bed... for a week.
Good idea.
1184
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,174
And sleep.
1185
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:32,802
Wanna bet?
1186
01:14:33,928 --> 01:14:37,723
Hey, Orville, you seen
that new waitress down
at the diner, name Arlene?
1187
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,809
She's got some nice legs.
She's lookin' good.
1188
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,477
I'd like to take a run on her.
1189
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,854
Oh, man,
what are you talkin' about?
I'm tellin' ya.
1190
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:45,940
Let me tell you
somethin' about that.
1191
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:48,192
Tell ya, she makes
herself a batch of...
1192
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,904
Feel lucky?
Let's get him.
1193
01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:59,662
OFFICER: This is Car Four.
We're in pursuit
of the black Trans Am.
1194
01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:01,914
It's the Bandit.
1195
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:08,671
(SIREN WAILING)
1196
01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,717
Eastbound and down
1197
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,427
Loaded up and truckin'
1198
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:17,638
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1199
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:22,309
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
1200
01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,519
I'm eastbound
1201
01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:26,022
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1202
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,107
Oh, shit.
1203
01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,741
Breaker one-nine.
Breaker one-nine.
1204
01:15:36,824 --> 01:15:39,869
I see a portable gas station
ahead of me. Do you copy?
1205
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,871
Is this Bandit?
This is Mr. B,
1206
01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:43,622
and I'm gear jammin'
this rollin' refinery.
1207
01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:45,041
You got another Smokey
on the rubber?
1208
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:49,712
It's the Bandit, son.
Can we slide right
into your convoy there?
1209
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,715
Come ahead, Bandit.
We'll slip you into
the rockin' chair,
1210
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,800
play a little
hide-and-seek.
1211
01:15:55,509 --> 01:15:59,138
The welcome mat is out,
and you're comin' home.
1212
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:00,973
Ten-four.
1213
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,685
We're going
in the rocking chair, honey.
Good.
1214
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:12,693
Trucks,
I love 'em.
I love 'em.
1215
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,153
(TRUCK HORNS BLARING)
1216
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,656
(EXCLAIMS)
1217
01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:21,160
This is not a convoy.
This is a dream.
1218
01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:32,922
They can see right down
into this car, you know that?
1219
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:34,298
Well, so what?
1220
01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:38,511
That's why I used to love to
drive those trucks, darlin'.
Spot those beavers.
1221
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,767
Safe as in your mother's
womb here, darlin'.
1222
01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:46,560
Is that right?
Yeah.
1223
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,270
Son, never mind them brakes
1224
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:49,480
Let it all hang out
1225
01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,941
'Cause we got a run to make
1226
01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:53,943
The boys are thirsty
in Atlanta
1227
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,070
And there's beer in Texarkana
1228
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:59,740
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1229
01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,951
Eastbound and down
1230
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:03,744
Loaded up and truckin'
1231
01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:07,164
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1232
01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:09,333
We've got a long way to go
1233
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:11,502
And a short time to get there
1234
01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:12,670
I'm eastbound
1235
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,214
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1236
01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,524
Old Smokey's got them ears on
1237
01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:35,734
He's hot on your trail
1238
01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:38,404
He ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
1239
01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:41,031
So you gotta dodge him
You gotta duck him
1240
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,492
You gotta keep
that diesel truckin'
1241
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:47,496
Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
1242
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,919
Thank you, Mr. B.
I don't know how
to thank ya.
1243
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,839
You can thank me
by not gettin' caught.
1244
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:59,967
Have a good day
and a better one tomorrow,
good buddy.
1245
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,179
Hey, Bandit,
this is Little Beaver.
1246
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:06,849
Put your foot on the floor.
We got your back door,
and I'm clear.
1247
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:11,437
That's a ten-four.
Snowman, you got
your ears on, son?
1248
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,940
You've got him,
you lucky devil.
1249
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,401
You're about to
come up on a convoy.
1250
01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:20,070
Keep your rubber band
stretched real tight.
1251
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,450
Ten-four, ten-four.
I'm bringin' it, son.
I'm bringin' it. I'm clear.
1252
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,037
Eastbound and down
1253
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,872
Loaded up and truckin'
1254
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:33,250
(HORN BLARING)
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1255
01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:35,502
We've got a long way to go
1256
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:37,546
And a short time to get there
1257
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:38,964
I'm eastbound
1258
01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:41,383
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1259
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,219
Keep your foot hard
on the pedal
1260
01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:45,387
Son, never mind them brakes
1261
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:46,597
Let it all hang out
1262
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,933
'Cause we got a run to make
1263
01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:51,352
The boys are thirsty
in Atlanta
1264
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,312
And there's beer in Texarkana
1265
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:57,149
But we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1266
01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,818
Eastbound and down
1267
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,820
Loaded up and truckin'
1268
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,990
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1269
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,284
We've got a long way to go
1270
01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:09,495
And a short time to get there
1271
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:10,746
I'm eastbound
1272
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,498
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1273
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:16,669
MAN: I don't care if you're
the Governor of Texas.
You're makin' a big mistake.
1274
01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:23,759
Read him his rights, Junior.
1275
01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:26,887
"You have the right
to remain silent.
1276
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,516
"Anything you say may be
held against you
in a court of law."
1277
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:33,686
And...
What's all this about?
1278
01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:38,107
Why, hello, Officer.
Glad you're here to assist me.
1279
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,985
My name is
Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
1280
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:45,197
I have just apprehended
the Bandit.
No, sir.
1281
01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:48,200
You just apprehended
my captain.
1282
01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:52,997
Take the cuffs off, Junior.
1283
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,917
But, Daddy, we just...
Take the cuffs off,
you moose twit!
1284
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:09,388
May I express my feelings
about inconveniencing ya?
1285
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:12,725
But if you
gonna hang out
in these kinda joints,
1286
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:15,602
wear a badge
on your didie!
1287
01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,533
(SIREN WAILING)
1288
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,411
(WHISTLES)
1289
01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:38,334
Oh, no.
1290
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,420
Hey, Bandit, hey, Bandit.
Listen to this.
1291
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:46,008
You know who that is?
That's Mr. Evel Knievel.
1292
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,427
He snuck in my back door
when I wasn't lookin'.
1293
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,304
You better
flip-flop back here
and give me a hand, son,
1294
01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:51,430
or we gonna be
in a heap of trouble.
1295
01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:53,932
Please roger
that transmission.
1296
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,602
Hold on to Fred.
Here comes the cavalry.
1297
01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,490
Howdy, Officer.
1298
01:21:09,573 --> 01:21:11,784
How ya doin'?
Give me your license
and manifest, boy.
1299
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,452
Manifest...
1300
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:16,080
You know
you was goin'
96 miles an hour?
1301
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:18,832
I was doin' 96...
You're damn right, you was.
1302
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,043
I didn't know this truck
could do 96 miles an hour.
1303
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:24,963
When the judge gets to you,
boy, he's gonna turn you
every way but loose.
1304
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,716
It's time you truckers
learn these roads
don't belong to you.
1305
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,009
Yeah, I know that.
1306
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:30,386
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
1307
01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:33,806
(WHISTLING)
1308
01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,852
You be careful, you hear?
1309
01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,234
(SIREN WAILING)
1310
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:02,501
Whoa.
Want a little piece
of advice, Bandit?
1311
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:04,461
BANDIT: Yeah.
Lay it on me, son.
1312
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,547
Don't take your foot
off of that hammer.
1313
01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:09,091
Them bears're about to pour
over you like maple syrup.
1314
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,259
Ten-four.
1315
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,880
You all right?
Yeah.
1316
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:49,840
Son, don't you know
this ain't Saturday?
1317
01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,258
Thanks a lot.
1318
01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:30,088
OFFICER ON RADIO:
We don't need assistance.
I've got him in my sights.
1319
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,265
Headquarters, disregard
my last transmission.
1320
01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:02,246
(SIREN WAILING)
1321
01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:13,423
Son, you reckon
you can let me off
at the next exit?
1322
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:17,052
Boy, go get your daddy a beer.
Okay.
1323
01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:19,263
MAN ON RADIO:
I understand every cop
in the state's after him.
1324
01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:21,139
Stay ten-ten.
I'll let you know.
1325
01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:23,267
That's a big ten-four.
I copy you.
1326
01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,353
Damn, he's been stirring up
some trouble.
1327
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,982
(SIREN WAILING)
1328
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,405
(GIRLS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
1329
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:38,282
It's the Bandit!
1330
01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:55,841
WOMAN: I'm hot to trot,
longshot.
1331
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:59,052
Just tell me how I can
help and I'm with ya,
body and soul.
1332
01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:02,389
Channel clear.
Breaker one-nine.
Breaker one-nine.
1333
01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:05,183
Is that
Hot Pants Hilliard
I hear yakkin' out there?
1334
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,560
And who wants to know?
1335
01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:08,020
This is the Bandit, darling.
1336
01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:11,773
Well, where are you,
you bodied-up,
smooth-talkin' thing?
1337
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:14,443
And how can I help?
Bring it back.
1338
01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,529
You still workin' at that
choke-and-puke on west 85?
1339
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:21,241
Affirmative, affirmative.
I'm still dishin' it out.
1340
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:26,622
We're gonna come screamin'
by there in five minutes with
a herd of Smokeys on our ass.
1341
01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:29,458
How 'bout gettin' those
pallies of yours out there
and block them off?
1342
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:32,711
(EXCLAIMS) Love to!
But, hey, you're gonna
owe me one.
1343
01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:33,920
I owe you a big one.
1344
01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,465
That's a big ten-four.
1345
01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:38,050
Ten-four.
1346
01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,388
All right, gang,
we're gonna go for
a big Smokey red 22.
1347
01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:44,473
(WHOOPING)
1348
01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,266
Ride with me?
Yeah.
1349
01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:47,726
(ALL CHEERING)
1350
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:54,149
You sure
we ain't gonna
get in trouble?
1351
01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:57,653
I've done it before.
1352
01:26:07,913 --> 01:26:09,373
(SIRENS WAILING)
1353
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:14,086
We're comin' at you, darlin'.
Are you ready?
1354
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:16,296
Ready, willin'
and able, Bandit.
1355
01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:19,424
"Ready and willing."
She always was.
1356
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:27,182
HOT PANTS: Okay, gang,
be alert, be alert,
'cause here he comes.
1357
01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:29,434
Well, go ahead and answer.
1358
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:31,978
Ten-four, Hot Pants.
We copy.
1359
01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:33,772
Let go of the button.
1360
01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:50,080
(HORNS HONKING)
1361
01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:20,861
Pay dirt. I just picked up
the Bandit eastbound on 95.
1362
01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:22,654
All units converge.
1363
01:27:22,821 --> 01:27:24,990
I copy, Chopper One.
I'm on my way.
1364
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:42,174
This is Trooper Baker,
I'm heading
for the fairgrounds.
1365
01:28:04,488 --> 01:28:08,617
TROOPER: This is Car 12.
Bobby Lee and I have him
westbound on 75.
1366
01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:22,339
Cledus, where the hell are we?
1367
01:28:22,422 --> 01:28:25,550
CLEDUS:
Four miles to go, good buddy.
1368
01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:31,014
Four miles.
God damn it! Four miles.
Four miles.
1369
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:40,607
Bo, did you count on this?
1370
01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,860
I mean, all of this?
1371
01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,575
No, I didn't, honey.
1372
01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:59,084
Cledus?
Talk to me, my boy.
1373
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:02,629
God damn it, son,
we gave it our best shot.
1374
01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:05,757
I don't like this
any more than you do, but,
1375
01:29:07,259 --> 01:29:10,345
we ain't gonna make it, son.
We're gonna hang it up.
1376
01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:13,306
Whoa, negatory, negatory!
What are you,
crazy or somethin'?
1377
01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:15,183
We come this far,
ain't we?
1378
01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:17,978
When we say
we gonna do a job,
we do a job!
1379
01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:21,273
It's me they're after.
They don't even know
Cledus Snow exists.
1380
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:25,151
Oh, they don't?
Well, I'll tell you
what we gonna do.
1381
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,822
We just gonna introduce them
to the boy.
1382
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:30,490
So move over a little bit,
good buddy,
1383
01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:32,909
'cause the Snowman
is comin' through.
1384
01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:35,412
Hold on to your ass, Fred.
1385
01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:43,962
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
1386
01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:46,965
Hot damn,
we're gonna make it.
1387
01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:08,778
TROOPER: Damn it!
Move them vehicles.
We gotta get through there!
1388
01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:10,906
Here they come!
1389
01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,782
(ALL CHEERING)
1390
01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,336
(BARKING)
1391
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:52,030
Daddy, you're about to have
your evenin' ruined for you.
1392
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,201
(HORN BLARING)
1393
01:31:08,004 --> 01:31:09,047
All right.
1394
01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,967
We're in trouble.
I know we're in trouble.
1395
01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:14,552
What time is it?
BIG ENOS: One minute after.
1396
01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:17,347
God damn,
we're 10 minutes early.
We're in trouble.
1397
01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:19,140
We need two things.
We need a way out of here.
1398
01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,225
We need the money.
1399
01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:21,601
Well,
here's my Cadillac.
1400
01:31:21,685 --> 01:31:23,395
That'll leave me with
an even dozen.
Good luck, son.
1401
01:31:23,478 --> 01:31:25,563
Cledus, get the money.
How 'bout the money?
1402
01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:28,233
How 'bout double or nothin'?
How 'bout forgettin' it?
1403
01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,985
Wait a minute.
What about double or nothin'?
1404
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:32,404
You run up to Boston,
bring back some clam chowder
1405
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:34,072
for me and my daddy.
1406
01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:36,533
You're on.
You're on.
1407
01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,744
In 18 hours?
You're still on.
1408
01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,079
(LAUGHS)
1409
01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:44,457
You're crazy!
And I'm divorced!
1410
01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:47,377
And you...
Ain't half bad, is it?
1411
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,045
(SIRENS WAILING)
1412
01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:09,524
Twenty-to-one I break
the son of a bitch this time.
1413
01:32:09,816 --> 01:32:11,359
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
1414
01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:17,198
Give me $500 on the Bandit.
1415
01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:27,667
Apprehend
that horse ass
for reckless drivin'!
1416
01:32:27,751 --> 01:32:28,710
But Daddy, he's...
1417
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:31,463
Do what I tell you,
you pile of monkey nuts.
1418
01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:40,722
BANDIT: Sheriff
Buford T. Justice, please.
1419
01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:44,434
Who there?
1420
01:32:44,517 --> 01:32:46,519
This is
Bandit Darville talkin'.
1421
01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,980
Where are you,
you sombitch?
1422
01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:53,693
Before I tell you where I am,
Sheriff, there's just
one thing I wanna say.
1423
01:32:53,777 --> 01:32:58,156
You must be part coon dog,
'cause I been chased
by the best of 'em,
1424
01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,701
and son, you make 'em
look like they're all
runnin' in slow motion.
1425
01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,453
I just wanna say that.
1426
01:33:03,536 --> 01:33:06,122
Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit.
1427
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:08,541
And as the pursuer,
1428
01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:12,837
may I say
you're the goddamnedest
pursuee I ever pursued.
1429
01:33:13,838 --> 01:33:16,841
Now that the mutual
bullshit is over,
1430
01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:19,177
where are you, you sombitch?
1431
01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:21,846
I'm right down
at the bottom of the hill.
1432
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:24,265
I'm six-foot-eight,
in a cowboy outfit.
1433
01:33:24,349 --> 01:33:28,269
I got a little pygmy standing
beside me dressed like me.
You can't miss me.
1434
01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,021
Ten-four.
1435
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,777
Wait a minute.
Scratch that. Hold it.
1436
01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:38,822
I can't lie to you, Sheriff.
You're too good a man.
1437
01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:40,365
Look over your left shoulder.
1438
01:33:46,663 --> 01:33:50,166
We're on our way to Boston
to get some clam chowder.
Bye-bye.
1439
01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,337
No hard feelings, Junior!
1440
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:57,382
I'm not givin' up!
I'm not givin' up!
1441
01:33:57,465 --> 01:34:01,302
I'm never gonna give up!
I'm never gonna give up!
1442
01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:03,304
I'll get you, you sombitch!
1443
01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:08,101
Daddy, Daddy, wait for me!
Don't leave me!
Who's gonna hold your hat?
1444
01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:11,813
Eastbound and down
Loaded up and truckin'
1445
01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:14,983
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1446
01:34:15,066 --> 01:34:17,152
We've got a long way to go
1447
01:34:17,235 --> 01:34:19,404
And a short time to get there
1448
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:20,613
I'm eastbound
1449
01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:23,032
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1450
01:34:23,116 --> 01:34:25,201
Keep your foot hard
on the pedal
1451
01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,162
Son, never mind them brakes
1452
01:34:27,245 --> 01:34:28,246
Let it all hang out
1453
01:34:28,329 --> 01:34:30,540
'Cause we got a run to make
1454
01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:33,126
Those boys are thirsty
in Atlanta
1455
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:35,211
And there's beer in Texarkana
1456
01:34:35,295 --> 01:34:39,257
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1457
01:34:39,465 --> 01:34:41,134
Eastbound and down
1458
01:34:41,217 --> 01:34:43,178
Loaded up and truckin'
1459
01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:46,347
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1460
01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:48,558
We've got a long way to go
1461
01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:51,019
And a short time to get there
1462
01:34:51,102 --> 01:34:52,270
I'm eastbound
1463
01:34:52,353 --> 01:34:54,647
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1464
01:35:10,663 --> 01:35:13,041
Old Smokey's got them ears on
1465
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,001
He's hot on your trail
1466
01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:17,503
He ain't gonna rest
'til you're in jail
1467
01:35:18,254 --> 01:35:20,506
So you got to dodge him
You got to duck him
1468
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,717
You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
1469
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,427
Just put that hammer down
1470
01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:26,471
And give it hell
1471
01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,973
Eastbound and down
1472
01:35:29,057 --> 01:35:30,892
Loaded up and truckin'
1473
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:34,103
We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1474
01:35:34,187 --> 01:35:36,439
We've got a long way to go
1475
01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:38,650
And a short time to get there
1476
01:35:38,733 --> 01:35:39,901
I'm eastbound
1477
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:41,986
Just watch ol' Bandit run