1 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,600 The following is my explanation. 2 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,060 Well... 3 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:48,232 more of an account of what happened. 4 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,277 I'd been on my own for a while... 5 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,197 and getting kind of... 6 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,492 lonely and bored. 7 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,577 Nothing to do all day. 8 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,623 And that's when I started shadowing. 9 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,958 "Shadowing"? 10 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,420 Shadowing. Following. I started to follow people. 11 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,673 - Who? - Anyone at first. 12 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,176 I mean, that was the whole point. Somebody at random. 13 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,261 Somebody who didn't know who I was. 14 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,681 And then? 15 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,976 - And then... nothing. - "Nothing"? 16 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,562 Nothing. I'd just see... 17 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,940 where they went, what they did... 18 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:32,151 and go home afterwards. 19 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,821 Why'd you do it? 20 00:02:35,547 --> 00:02:37,949 To see where they went. 21 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,076 Anyone � I mean � 22 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,539 How can I explain? You ever, 23 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,168 been to a football match, just let your eyes... 24 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,214 go over, drift across a crowd of people... 25 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,218 and they slowly stop and fix on one person... 26 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,013 and all of a sudden that person isn't part of the crowd anymore? 27 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,267 They've become an individual, just like that. 28 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,311 It just became irresistible. 29 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,356 - So you followed women? - No, I didn't follow women. 30 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,400 It wasn't a sex thing. I followed anybody. 31 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,236 I just wanted to see where they went and what they did. 32 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,905 You were playing secret agent? 33 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,907 No, I'm a writer. 34 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,076 Well, I want to be a writer, anyway. 35 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,997 I was gathering material for my characters. 36 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,040 Well, to begin with. 37 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,043 After a while, I spotted the dangers. 38 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:34,046 I'd become hooked. I had to start making up rules... 39 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,174 to just try and keep it under control. 40 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,802 "Never follow people for too long." 41 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,471 "Don't follow women down dark alleys after dark." 42 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,349 You know, stuff like that. 43 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,311 It was supposed to just be completely random. 44 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,315 And when it stopped being random... 45 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,901 that's when it started to go wrong. 46 00:03:56,612 --> 00:04:00,072 When I started to follow people... 47 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,409 specific people, when I selected... 48 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,579 a person to follow... 49 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,331 that was when the trouble started. 50 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,756 Other people are interesting to me. Have you never... 51 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,634 listened to other people's conversations on the bus... 52 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,429 or on the Tube, seen people, somebody on the street... 53 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,807 that looks interesting or is behaving... 54 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,561 slightly... oddly or something like that and wondered... 55 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,563 what their lives involved, what they do... 56 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,441 where they come from, where they go to? 57 00:04:57,381 --> 00:05:00,591 You watch somebody's behavior, and it raises... 58 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,635 a hundred thousand questions... 59 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:07,181 and I wanted to ask those questions... 60 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,643 and I wanted to know what the answers were. 61 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,646 And so I'd follow people to try and find out. 62 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,651 The most important rule was... 63 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:22,738 that even if I found out where somebody worked or where they lived... 64 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,324 then you would never follow the same person twice. 65 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,994 That was the most important rule. 66 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,413 That was the one that I broke first. 67 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,897 Yes? 68 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,524 - Uh, coffee, please. - Come on. It's lunch. 69 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,902 Uh, toasted cheese sandwich as well. 70 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,558 Mind if I join you? 71 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,231 Who and why? 72 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,736 Hi. Yeah, I'll have a black coffee please, and � 73 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,154 What's that? 74 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,949 Another coffee, black. 75 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,413 You're obviously not a policeman, so who are you and why are you following me? 76 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,499 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,793 Don't piss me about. Who the fuck are you? 78 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,338 Oh, thank you very much. 79 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,133 Sugar? 80 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,068 No, I wasn't � I wasn't following you. 81 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,487 I � I � I saw you with your bag. 82 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,614 I just thought you looked interesting. 83 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,033 - What are you, a faggot? - No, no. 84 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,204 Okay, to tell you the truth, I thought you were this guy... 85 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,290 that I was at school with. 86 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,793 I saw you walk in here, so I followed you in just to see if it was him. 87 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,171 - But it wasn't. - Why didn't you ask me when you saw me? 88 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,799 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't the person. 89 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,177 Not as embarrassed as you are now. 90 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,596 - No, I suppose not. - What's your name? 91 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,472 Bill. 92 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,933 Well, Bill, what do you do? 93 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,895 - Actually, I'm kind of � - Between jobs right now. Yeah. 94 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,147 - Yeah. That's right. - What would you do? 95 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,816 - Don't know. - Oh, come on, Bill. 96 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:49,653 Don't be coy. There's some burning ambition inside you, isn't there? 97 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,864 There's something of the starving artist in you, no? 98 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,824 - No. No. - No? 99 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,534 - You're a painter. Photos. - No. 100 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,620 - No. No. - Writer. 101 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,079 - Writer, eh? - No. 102 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,332 - But you write. - Not much. 103 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,500 - But sometimes. - Sometimes. Who doesn't? 104 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,252 Me. 105 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,470 - So you're a writer. - I didn't say that. 106 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,472 What makes you think I'm a writer, anyway? 107 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,891 An unemployed 20-something... 108 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:22,311 who fancies himself a writer � a real leap into the unknown. 109 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:25,564 - Well, I'm not a writer. - But you're interested in people. 110 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,483 - Yeah. - This person. 111 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,651 Perhaps. 112 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,653 You haven't even asked me my name yet... 113 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,197 - What's your name? - or what's in my bag. 114 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,491 - What bag? - My bag. 115 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,743 The one you've been looking at all morning. 116 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,706 What's your name, and what's in your bag? 117 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,043 My name's Cobb. 118 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,255 Take a look for yourself. 119 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,553 What were you expecting? Drugs? 120 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,099 Why would you nick their old CDs? 121 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,894 Easy to grab a load. Easy to sell. Totally untraceable. 122 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,938 The other stuff's a bit more tricky. 123 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,943 You don't look like a burglar. 124 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,737 Sounds like a compliment. 125 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,781 Are you interested now? 126 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,573 Gloves. 127 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,955 - People don't really do that, do they? - You'd be surprised. 128 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,678 Does that really work? 129 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,513 Wait and see. 130 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355 Beginner's luck. 131 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,530 See? Nobody home. 132 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,201 Okay, first things first. We need a bag. 133 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,410 A bag? 134 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,496 To carry the stuff in. Why are you whispering? 135 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,249 - Don't you have one of your own? - Yeah, it's a big bag with "swag" written right across it. 136 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,043 Ah, bingo. 137 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,213 Okay. What do you fancy? 138 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,893 - Nothing here of any value. - You don't seem that concerned. 139 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,895 - I don't do it for the money. - Why do you do it? 140 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,482 For the adrenaline. And because, like you, I'm interested in people. 141 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,484 You can tell a lot about people from their stuff. 142 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,237 - How old would you say these people are? - Don't know. 143 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,573 You can tell a lot from the futon, for a start. Young people have futons. 144 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,159 Most people wouldn't be anywhere near 40 with a futon. 145 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,578 And they've got one laundry bag, which means... 146 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,497 they're probably very used to each other. 147 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:32,167 - Probably about 25, over. - They could be 20 and have been living together for years. 148 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,462 Nah. No, look at the books. They're college-educated. 149 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,215 Probably graduated when they were 21 or 22. 150 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,342 Moved in together in the last year. 151 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,220 You can tell more from the music. 152 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,139 And here is the box. 153 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,891 - What box? - Everyone has a box. 154 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,893 With men, it's usually a shoebox. 155 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,938 - Are there valuables in it? - No. More interesting, more personal. 156 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,940 Things like snapshots, letters... 157 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,651 or trinkets from a Christmas cracker. 158 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,862 See? 159 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,614 Envelope, photo... 160 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,783 little calling cards, notes. 161 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,078 A sort of unconscious collection. A display. 162 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,914 - What do you mean, "display"? - Well, display. 163 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,001 Each thing tells something very intimate about the people. 164 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,295 We're very privileged to see it. It's very rare. 165 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,842 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the � 166 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,595 What the hell'd you do that for? 167 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,263 It's like a diary. 168 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,641 They hide it, but actually they want someone to see it. That's what I do. 169 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,852 Concealment, display � flip sides of the same coin. 170 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,979 This way they know that someone's seen it. 171 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,191 That's what it's all about � interrupting someone's life... 172 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,776 making them see all the things they took for granted. 173 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,529 Like when they go back and buy all this stuff from the shelves... 174 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,615 with the insurance money, they'll have to think... 175 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,700 for the first time in a long time... 176 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,870 why they wanted all this stuff, what it's for. 177 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,872 You take it away... 178 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,082 and show them what they had. 179 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:02,216 Saucy, eh? Found these in the last flat. 180 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,053 Think I'll just give them something to chat about. 181 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,681 - Why would you do that? - She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing. 182 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,893 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck up their relationship? 183 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,480 Don't you listen? You take it away... 184 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,024 and show them what they had. 185 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,159 - Fancy a drink? - You've gotta be joking. 186 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,620 Oh, don't be fooled by the supermarket label. 187 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,165 I seem to remember I've had this before, and it was actually quite good. 188 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,753 You'd have had a bit of difficulty doing this with your gloves on. 189 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,468 - So we actually gonna take anything? - Anything your heart desires. 190 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,430 Although that's not really the point, is it? I mean, it's just work. 191 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,891 I thought the whole point of burglary was taking things. 192 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,562 No, this is the point � breaking in, entering someone's life... 193 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,605 finding out who they really are. 194 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,149 I mean, don't you just feel it? Standing here... 195 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,236 drinking their wine � people we'll never even meet. 196 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,284 Would you like a drink? I've got some wine. 197 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,695 Holy f� 198 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,542 - You startled us! Are you from the agency, or are you viewing like us? - What are you doing in my flat? 199 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,295 - Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here this afternoon? - But we're not moving. 200 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,923 You must be the man of the house. Congratulations. You have a very nice home. 201 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,597 - But we're not moving. - Really? 202 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,682 Oh, then I should check with the agent then, love. 203 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,684 Bye. 204 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,620 Shit. We shouldn't have come up here. We're gonna have to wait ages to get down. 205 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,455 There's a way up here. 206 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,543 Jesus Christ! Do you think they believed you? 207 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,795 Of course they didn't fucking believe me. 208 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,881 What the hell do you think you were doing? 209 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,675 - I caught them on the hop. We surprised them. - How do you mean? 210 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,178 That bloke wasn't her boyfriend. Why do you think he didn't say anything? 211 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,264 No, she was up to no good, and she was probably glad we weren't her boyfriend. 212 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,059 - You reckon? - Definitely. Why else would she be home... 213 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,852 in the middle of the afternoon? 214 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,021 No, you just can't plan for that kind of fucking shit. 215 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,066 We were unlucky. Don't worry about it. It won't happen again. 216 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,485 - Yeah, well, I'm not so sure. - Oh, yeah? 217 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,987 Well, next time you can do the fucking prep work. 218 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,822 - No, no, I didn't mean � - No, I mean it. 219 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,699 Take your mark, check it out... 220 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,285 for days, months, years, whatever. 221 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,622 - It'll be the next place we hit. - Yeah, all right. 222 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,666 - Tell you what. - What? 223 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,293 I feel bad about pulling the panty routine on that bloke. 224 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,921 She's gonna give him loads of shit, and she's the one fooling around. 225 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,484 A beer, please. 226 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,425 - Buy you a drink? - Yeah. 227 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,470 - But you can't sleep with me. - Why is that? 228 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,638 'Cause I'm with the guy over there. 229 00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:21,892 Not that bald one. 230 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,187 He'll let you buy me a drink, but sex is completely out of the question. 231 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,941 - Still want to buy me that drink? - No. 232 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,909 - So what's a nice girl like you... - Doing in a place like this. 233 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,494 doing with a bald old cunt like that? 234 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,246 It's a long story. And keep your voice down, 'cause he does own this place. 235 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,123 I was trying to get your attention. 236 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,297 My name's Daniel Lloyd. My friends call me Danny. 237 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,257 So? 238 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,221 So you've obviously had a bad day... 239 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,307 the kind that makes you feel like everybody's out for their pound of flesh. 240 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,311 Yeah. 241 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,314 I've been having quite a lot of days like that. 242 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,321 - Say something to me. - Like what? 243 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,034 I'll see you outside in ten minutes. 244 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,522 - Oh, I'm sorry. It just � - Just came apart in your hands. 245 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,483 - It did, actually. - Yeah, I know. It was broken already. 246 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,318 It's all right. Somebody dropped it. 247 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,988 I've been meaning to fix it... 248 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,699 but, uh... 249 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,243 I'll probably never get around to it. 250 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,037 So take a seat. Make yourself at home. 251 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,086 - So about you and this bald guy, then. - What about him? 252 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,047 - Going out with him? - Not exactly. 253 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,884 But you and him have something going. 254 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,012 We used to go out with each other, but that's been over for a long time. 255 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,014 So why did you tell me you were with him? 256 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,325 To get rid of you. 257 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,812 So why, when you agreed to have a drink with me, did we have to come here? 258 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,440 He still gets jealous, and, uh... 259 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,692 - I didn't feel like going back to my place. - Why not? 260 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,986 I got burgled yesterday. 261 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,407 What's it feel like, being broken into? 262 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,409 Most people ask, "What did they take?" 263 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,703 I'm curious about the way people feel. 264 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,248 I'm a writer. 265 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,584 Gosh. 266 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,294 - So? - So? 267 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,714 - So how'd it feel? - Great. 268 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,591 Sorry. 269 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,928 So this bald guy � he's dangerous, is he? 270 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,764 - Christ, you are a nosy bastard. - Dangerous like how? 271 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,767 Dangerous like criminal-type dangerous. 272 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,269 Dangerous like "involved in bad things" type dangerous. 273 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,313 - What sort of bad things? - The usual. 274 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,524 - Girls, drugs, magazines. - Magazines? 275 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,277 And films. Pornography. And he owns a couple of clubs. 276 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,739 - Wealthy type? - Yes. 277 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,033 And refined. 278 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,954 Took me a long time to realize the kind of things he was capable of. 279 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,623 And what sort of things are they? 280 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,293 Perhaps another time. 281 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,963 I really think I should be going. 282 00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:53,019 Yeah? 283 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,481 - It's me � Bill. - What the fuck do you want? 284 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,484 - Advice. - On what? 285 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,570 - On a job. - What fucking job? 286 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:06,116 - The job that I told you about. - Not interested. 287 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,160 Yeah, I know that. I'm gonna do it myself. 288 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,454 Wanna know something about protection. 289 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,707 - "Protection"? - Yeah. You know... 290 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,793 self-defense, weapons, stuff like that. 291 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,171 Surprisingly enough, I thought you might be able to give me some advice. 292 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,051 Steel whip. Nunchucks, they're all right. 293 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,887 Tools are good � sharpened screwdriver, hammer, chisel � 294 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,974 - "Hammer"? - Yeah. Medium size. Good rubber grip. 295 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,602 It's very nasty. If you get a claw hammer, you can pry doors with it. 296 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:37,313 Slip it into the back of your waistband, you're set. 297 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,526 You still there? 298 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,713 Why don't you get some of these, for chrissake? 299 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,716 - Where did you get them? - Stole them from Middlesex Hospital. 300 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,509 You can't buy them. 301 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,682 Bin-fucking-go. 302 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,398 Okay. You get the bag. I'll check out the stuff. 303 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,089 - I got one. - Oh, that's good. 304 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,591 - May not need it, though. There's fuck-all here. - Really? 305 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:51,054 - Well, what about the telly? - It's fucking useless. 306 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,140 What are we, burglars or vandals? 307 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,476 Well, if you're a burglar, why don't you start burgling? 308 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,103 Uh, what about the tapes? 309 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,608 - Not much of a collection, and it's a bit personal. - What do you mean? 310 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:07,821 Not the stuff you'd play to your dinner party guests to fill in gaps in conversation. 311 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,491 - What sort of music's that? - I don't know. Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit. 312 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,743 - He's got taste. - Each to his own... 313 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,579 but he's a sad fucker with no social life. 314 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,252 - Oh, nice machine. - Maybe he's a writer. 315 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,504 Nah. If he was a writer, he'd have a word processor. 316 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:28,299 This guy wants to be a writer, and those are two totally separate things. 317 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,263 You checked this out? 318 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,890 - You watched him go to work? You saw his routine? - Yeah. 319 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,143 - What's his job? - He works in a bank. 320 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,770 This guy's unemployed. 321 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,690 - No, he's not. - Look at the desk. He's unemployed. 322 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,025 People who have jobs don't have this fucking shit in their homes. 323 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,069 He's either unemployed or is a student... 324 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:51,197 which means he could be back any fucking second. What the fuck is that? 325 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,826 I mean, you should recognize the dole, boy. His fucking UB40! 326 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,954 You fucking asshole! You didn't check this out at all. We're going now. 327 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,749 We're not gonna take anything? 328 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,751 No, we're not. I don't feel like scrounging off... 329 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,004 some poor dole-head fucker � no offense. 330 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,007 None taken. 331 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,595 Let's go to someplace I've checked out. 332 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,547 Hi. Make yourself at home. I'll be down in just a minute. 333 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,606 - Nice place. - Thanks. 334 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,942 Feel a bit funny about it, you know, since... 335 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,528 someone's been going through my stuff. It's sort of creepy. 336 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,113 What'd they take? 337 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:58,283 Books, my camera, CDs. 338 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:01,577 They even took a bag from my cupboard to take it away in. 339 00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:04,789 - Apparently that's pretty standard. - Must be terrible, losing all that stuff. 340 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,376 Insurance will cover most of it. It's personal stuff that's worse. 341 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,253 "Personal stuff"? Like what? 342 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,964 They, uh, rifled through my underwear. 343 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,383 Shit. Why would they do that? 344 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:19,262 Come on. You know the kind of kinky, voyeuristic shit men get into. 345 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,015 No, I'm sorry. I'm not into any of that. 346 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,644 One other thing they did was they took one of my earrings. 347 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,522 The didn't take the pair, they just took one, just to really fuck me off. 348 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,941 You probably misplaced the other one or something. 349 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,861 Oh, no. I mean, I had them on my dresser. 350 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,988 I came back, and there was just one. 351 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:40,325 - So you just wear the other one now. - Gives me something to talk about. 352 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,995 I'll, uh � I'll go and get some clothes on. 353 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,862 Bill? 354 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,014 Saucy, eh? 355 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,217 You haven't found a bag yet? 356 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:29,428 - Is this her flat? - Yeah. She's a fox. 357 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,514 She's got pictures of herself everywhere. 358 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,683 Yeah. She looks good. 359 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,977 Look at this stuff. 360 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,448 - You should take some of this stuff. - No way. 361 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,576 Suit yourself. I'm gonna take some, though. 362 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:53,661 Look at her. She's a babe. 363 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,800 Bingo. 364 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,095 Why does she have so many pictures of herself? 365 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,973 I think she's a model. She's certainly vain. 366 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,646 Is that about it? 367 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,650 Yeah, I guess that covers the useful stuff. 368 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,489 Stereo's too big. 369 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:14,659 Piano definitely too big. I think... 370 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,495 I'll just misplace this for her. 371 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,639 - What is this place? - Used to be offices. 372 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,225 - How'd you get the keys? - Broke in, changed the locks. 373 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,561 It's owned by one of those management places, you know? 374 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,731 They never come around, and if they do, they'll just think they've mixed up their keys. 375 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:30,943 Eventually they'll break in and change the locks, but I'll be long gone by then. 376 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,863 London's full of these dead spaces. 377 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,906 Above restaurants or shops. Whole buildings. 378 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,826 - Do we leave the stuff here? - No, that's your job. 379 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:41,620 You hang on to it till I let you know we're ready to fence it. 380 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,622 - Okay. - Unless... 381 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,709 you want to try to sell it yourself and give me half of what you get. 382 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,669 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 383 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,922 Look, I was hard on you on that last place... 384 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,842 but you've got to understand: I won't let anybody put me at risk. 385 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,427 - It's dangerous enough already. - Sure. 386 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,097 - An early supper, I think. - I really can't afford it. 387 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,433 - It's covered. - Yeah? 388 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,268 Okay. 389 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,108 Authentic, I don't know, but I like it. 390 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,694 So you keep on coming in here? 391 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,529 - I know. I like it, but � - Why, I don't know. 392 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:18,073 No, I do know why. 393 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,075 - Why? - Well, because there's no windows... 394 00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:23,370 and because it's dark, and nobody can see you in the alcoves... 395 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:26,791 and so perhaps the bald guy wouldn't come past. 396 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,460 - Maybe. - Maybe. Maybe this is where you bring 397 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:32,963 all the guys you go out with, because you know that he's... 398 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,549 not just gonna be walking by, popping in. 399 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,929 - Maybe. - Maybe, yeah. 400 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:42,431 I thought it was over between you two. 401 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,934 It is. 402 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:48,145 So how come you still go to basement bars, then... 403 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,147 so that you can't be seen by him? 404 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:53,526 - Because, as I've told you before � - Because you're afraid of him ,'cause he's � 405 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,444 - Because he's dangerous. - Dangerous. 406 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:58,572 Dangerous � How-How dangerous? You keep on saying he's dangerous. 407 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,950 You never explain to me... 408 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,118 why you're so afraid of him. 409 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,454 Okay. 410 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,456 He came around to my flat... 411 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,835 with a couple of his associates... 412 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,797 and... I didn't really know what all this was about... 413 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,842 until this other guy arrived... 414 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,261 who apparently owed them some money. 415 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,763 They didn't like this very much, so they got a hammer. 416 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:28,143 They held him down, and they smashed every single one of his fingers. 417 00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:37,611 And then they smashed his skull. 418 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:42,533 Someone get me a tea towel or something. 419 00:36:48,631 --> 00:36:49,832 You're joking with me. 420 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,458 No. 421 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,755 You're not joking with me. 422 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:03,137 This is why you don't go out with him anymore. 423 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:07,016 No. No, no. That's because he made a mess on my carpet. 424 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,853 That's not funny. 425 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,646 I know. 426 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,115 How on earth did you get to fall in with somebody like this? 427 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,952 - Let's just change the subject, all right? - He's not the sort of bloke I'd have thought you'd normally associate with. 428 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,538 - Come on. - What were you doing? Were you... 429 00:37:30,064 --> 00:37:31,916 "working" for him at the time? 430 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:39,423 That is none of your business. 431 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:42,968 I think you better find someone else to start telling you little stories. 432 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,054 Oh, come on. I was just joking. 433 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:34,389 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 434 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:37,267 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 435 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,587 You're developing a taste for it. 436 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,423 The violating, the voyeurism � oh, it's definitely you. 437 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,634 - I think not. - I think so. 438 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,929 And before long you'll have developed a taste for all the things that go with the proceeds. 439 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,973 - Such as? - Well, all this. 440 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:19,434 Do you make all your money through burglary? 441 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:21,228 No, not all of it. 442 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:24,481 - In fact, you're gonna pay for this. - I told you: I can't afford to. 443 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,901 Don't worry. It won't really be you. It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this. 444 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,487 I thought I'd give you the pleasure of pretending to pay. 445 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,365 - What am I supposed to do with this? - Sign it. 446 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,117 - "Sign it"? - Sign it. 447 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:38,453 In your own handwriting. Then you can do anything you want with it. 448 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,372 "D. Lloyd." 449 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,056 Don't you ever worry about being caught? 450 00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:01,351 Why else would I do it? Besides, I'm not gonna get caught. 451 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,855 - What, you've thought it all through? - I've thought it all through. 452 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,860 This is only the tip of the iceberg. 453 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,987 I will do things that you don't even believe. 454 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,239 - Such as � - Example: 455 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,450 Sometimes when I'm watching a flat, I'll see that the owners... 456 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,493 are about to go on holiday. 457 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:21,872 I'll wait till they're gone, then move in for a week or two. 458 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:23,165 You've got to be joking. 459 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,292 No. Happens a lot more than you'd believe. 460 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,002 How do you know when they're gonna be back? 461 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:29,004 It's almost always marked on the kitchen calendar. 462 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,248 Christ. 463 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,887 Jesus fucking Christ! 464 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,722 - What's wrong? - The woman � from the first flat. 465 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,183 - The one we broke into. She just walked in. - Are you sure? 466 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,310 - Yes, I am fucking sure. - Is she with the same bloke? 467 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:44,728 - No. - It's all right, then. 468 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:47,272 - What if she sees us? - She's with her partner. She can't do anything. 469 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,524 I think that's one hell of a chance to take. 470 00:42:49,651 --> 00:42:52,319 What's she gonna say? We stole half a bottle of indifferent red wine? Calm down. 471 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:55,072 - Do you mind if we skip dessert? - Yes, I fucking mind. 472 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:57,532 - She's coming this way. - She's going to the loo. 473 00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:59,409 - She saw me. - Oh, yeah? 474 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,329 She saw me. She recognizes us. I think we should leave. 475 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,039 Okay. 476 00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:07,542 We'll leave. Not that we've got anything to worry about... 477 00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:10,587 except for you making a fucking twat out of yourself. 478 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,177 I really hate it when I don't get to finish a good meal with a cup of coffee. 479 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:19,263 - Yeah, but � - Don't fucking say it. 480 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,390 She got a second look at me. She recognized me. 481 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,308 That sort of thing makes me nervous. 482 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,727 If you're so worried about your appearance, why don't you change it? 483 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,729 You know, new haircut, new set of clothes. 484 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:30,816 Your mother won't recognize you. Just because you break into people's homes... 485 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,777 doesn't mean you have to look like a fucking burglar. 486 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,022 "Everybody has a box." 487 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,714 - Yeah? - Hello. It's Bill. 488 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,716 Oh, hello, Bill. What can I do for you? 489 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,010 Not much. It's about the stuff. 490 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,596 What about the stuff? 491 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:33,266 I've, uh, met this guy. Said he would fence most of it. 492 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,852 I thought I'd have a go myself, like you said. 493 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:39,689 I don't reckon I'll get as much as you could... 494 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:43,818 but, uh, you'll have half of whatever I get. 495 00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:45,403 How does that sound? 496 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,405 Well, that sounds fine. Anything else? 497 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,533 - Yeah, I took your advice. - What advice? 498 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,452 About changing my appearance. Got my hair cut. I'm all dressed up. 499 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,204 With no place to go. 500 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,665 God, Bill, I wasn't being entirely serious about that, you know? 501 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,833 Yeah. 502 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,378 I just feel better this way. 503 00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:02,879 - Safer, huh? - Safer. 504 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,215 I'll give you a ring when I get the money. 505 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,050 Right. 506 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:13,056 What was all that about? 507 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,058 You. 508 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:18,520 Your stuff, anyway. He's gonna deal with it himself. 509 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,605 Meaning? 510 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,899 Meaning he took the bait, and he's hooked. 511 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:26,736 He's gonna hang on to the stuff, pretend to sell it, give me some money. 512 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,281 You may even get most of it back, if you're lucky. 513 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,033 God, it's perfect. The photos worked. 514 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,786 I even got him to cut his hair and change his clothes. 515 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,456 So does that mean you'll tell me where you hid my earring? 516 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:39,916 No. 517 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:42,043 And I wouldn't wait for your panties either. 518 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:44,045 He's too embarrassed to give those back to you. 519 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,423 Shit. And did you have to break my window? 520 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,675 Couldn't you have found a key or something? 521 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,011 No, that would've been three spare keys in a row. 522 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,638 Even Bill's not going to fall for that. 523 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,433 God, it was so embarrassing when we went to his place. 524 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:59,436 Right under the mat, just like I told him. It's totally pathetic. 525 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,521 It was a new mat as well, and I seriously think... 526 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:04,065 he bought this mat just so he could put the key under it. 527 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,815 Fuck off. 528 00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:10,650 How did you know it was me? 529 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:13,945 That could've been your mother you just told to fuck off. 530 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,739 I meant it. 531 00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:19,242 Oh, come on. Let me in. I've come to apologize. 532 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:37,594 - So apologize. - I haven't been entirely honest with you. 533 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,598 I'm doing a piece about burglaries. 534 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:43,266 What? 535 00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:48,062 I'm writing about burglaries, about a friend of mine... 536 00:51:48,189 --> 00:51:50,231 who breaks into people's houses. 537 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,943 That's why I asked you so many questions about your break-in. 538 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,946 I didn't tell you at the time 'cause I didn't want to upset you too much. 539 00:51:57,072 --> 00:52:00,325 He's been breaking in, and I've been � I haven't stolen anything. 540 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:04,746 I just go along and... see what happens. 541 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:07,207 Is that it? 542 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,751 Yes. 543 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:11,795 What's that got to do with anything? 544 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,757 Now I've been honest with you. I want you to return the favor. 545 00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:19,010 - I have been honest with you. - You're still seeing the bald guy. 546 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,638 I was early the other day, and I saw him leave. 547 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:24,682 - You said it was over. - It is. 548 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:27,602 Then why are you still seeing him? 549 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,231 He's blackmailing me. 550 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:35,610 - He's rich. Why on earth would he � - I didn't say anything about money. 551 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,613 - What's he blackmailing you with? - Photos. 552 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:40,114 Of? 553 00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:42,158 Of me. 554 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:46,412 - Don't ask me anything else. I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies. - You've got me all wrong, you know. 555 00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:48,331 - Have I? - Yes. 556 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,460 - Where are these pictures? - In his office. Why? 557 00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:55,547 - I could take them. - How? 558 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,466 I could break in. Me and this guy could do it. 559 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:01,219 There's got to be some valuable stuff in his office, right? 560 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:04,556 - He sometimes keeps some money in his safe. - We can't get into his safe. 561 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:07,016 - That's where the photos are. - What? 562 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,019 They're in an envelope � the negatives and some of the prints. 563 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:13,147 - We can't do that. - I know the combination. 564 00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:14,816 How? 565 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,526 I've seen him open it loads of times. 566 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,653 I thought I might be able to lift them myself. 567 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:22,198 That's what we'll do, then. 568 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:31,207 No one in their right minds would steal from him. 569 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:34,335 If we don't get caught, it's not gonna matter who it was we stole from... 570 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,546 and we're not going to get caught. 571 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,135 If you get them, you won't look at the photos... 572 00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:44,220 and you won't even look in the envelope. 573 00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:47,265 - Of course not. - I've got your word on that? 574 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,392 You have my word. 575 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:13,875 - You're late. - Sorry. 576 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:16,419 I thought you said you were gonna fence it yourself. 577 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:18,504 I got rid of most of it. 578 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,938 It'll take me a couple days to get rid of all this. 579 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:36,981 That's what I thought. 580 00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,655 Is there something else on your mind? 581 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,282 Yeah. I want to hit a place. 582 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,368 I've been scouting out a couple places. 583 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:51,329 - A particular place. For some photos. - "Photos"? 584 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,706 Yeah, for a friend. 585 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:57,669 - What's the place? - The photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination. 586 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,171 Well, if it's for a friend, where's the money in it? 587 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,174 Money's in the safe... probably. 588 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,427 "Probably." Whose office? 589 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:09,389 - A club owner. Pornographer type. - Heavy? 590 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:11,224 Yeah, looks like it. 591 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:19,691 What the fuck's going on? 592 00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:25,113 - I'm seeing someone. - Who? 593 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,825 - The owner of that bag. - What? 594 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,869 The woman whose house we hit, the one with the pictures of herself. 595 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:34,038 Tell me you're fucking joking. 596 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,665 No. 597 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:39,961 I thought she looked interesting, I followed her... 598 00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:44,090 - we had a drink, and... now we're involved. - Have you slept with her? 599 00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:48,094 Yeah. We're gettin' on really well. 600 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:51,514 I wanted to give some of her stuff back to her, but I thought that would mean � 601 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,266 You thought that would mean telling her that you fucking robbed her! 602 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:56,519 How shrewd! I mean, how fucking prudent of you not to tell her that! 603 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,772 That's a nice haircut, though. 604 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,482 Nice suit as well. 605 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,359 - Pity about the bloodstains on it. - What blood � 606 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:39,103 You're on your own now. 607 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:41,898 Here. Here's a present for you... 608 00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:45,318 to get you started on your new solo career. 609 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,144 - Did you have to beat him? - Did you have to sleep with him? 610 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:03,521 - You told me to. - I said you should if you had to... 611 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,065 but that's not really the same as telling you to. 612 00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:12,029 - Did you enjoy it? - Did you enjoy beating him up? 613 00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:14,657 Of course. 614 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:21,122 Look, I'm in deep shit. This is going to work. 615 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,124 Do they really think you're involved? 616 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:25,168 They've already had me in for questioning, haven't they? 617 00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:28,754 It's not gonna be long before they find the guy who saw me leave and pull me in. 618 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:30,715 - Did he get a good look at you? - No. 619 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,800 Which is why I think this is gonna work. 620 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:35,011 All we need is someone of roughly the same appearance... 621 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,889 roughly the same way of working, and we should be fine. 622 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,349 Just tell them what really happened, that you found her like that. 623 00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,518 No, you wouldn't say that if you saw what I saw. 624 00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,562 No, I mean, this is horrible. 625 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:47,440 There's blood everywhere. 626 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,693 I mean, her head has been beaten. She doesn't even look human anymore. 627 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,862 I mean, I'd been there a while. 628 00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:56,199 I may have left traces, prints, forensic shit. I don't know. 629 00:58:56,325 --> 00:58:59,452 The point is, the body's fresh. It hasn't been dead long. 630 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:02,330 Any witness might put me there close enough to the time of death. 631 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:04,498 You just said the witness didn't get a good look at you. 632 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,500 No, but that's not the point, is it? 633 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,878 A crime that brutal � an old lady beaten to death. 634 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,964 If they even think it's me, they're gonna try and pin it on me, aren't they? 635 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,759 No, we've got to have someone else. I've even told them there's someone else. 636 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:18,304 - And if he's got an alibi? - Well, he's a loner. 637 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:19,972 He's perfect. 638 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:22,600 Even strangers that have seen him before aren't gonna recognize him... 639 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:25,061 because he's had his hair cut. 640 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:27,230 No, he's our man. 641 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,922 I've got it. 642 00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:56,717 I've got to drop off the fucking money first. 643 00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:00,346 Money. Bundles of fucking money. 644 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,726 Nothing. Nothing. 645 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:12,566 "Okay"? 646 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:16,780 I'll � I'll be around soon. 647 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:04,035 You promised me you wouldn't open the envelope. 648 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:05,619 It wasn't sealed. They fell out. 649 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:08,831 - "They fell out." - So are you gonna explain? 650 01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:12,835 I mean, what was it? Was it all just bullshit to get hold of the money? 651 01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,795 There isn't usually any in there. 652 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,672 Well, what, then? 653 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:23,179 It was for a friend. 654 01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,848 The police think he did something, and he didn't... 655 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:29,810 so he needs a decoy, another likely suspect. 656 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:33,856 Someone caught robbing a place using the same way he does it, his methods. 657 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:35,691 "His methods"? 658 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,778 Who is the friend? 659 01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:41,822 Cobb. 660 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,867 Broke into a place a couple of weeks ago. 661 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,161 He found an old lady bashed to death. 662 01:01:47,287 --> 01:01:49,789 He ran off. Someone saw him. 663 01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,000 Couple of days later, the police called him in for questioning. They think he killed her. 664 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,336 He probably did. 665 01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:57,713 No, he's a thief. He's not a murderer. 666 01:01:57,839 --> 01:02:00,424 So he told them that they'd got him confused... 667 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,594 with another burglar he knew, one who used the same MO. 668 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,097 Why me? 669 01:02:07,223 --> 01:02:09,141 You set yourself up for it. 670 01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:13,270 Cobb noticed you following him days before he actually approached you. 671 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,356 Well, initially he thought you were police... 672 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,733 - and then he followed you. - He followed me? 673 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:22,196 He followed you and realized you were just... 674 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:24,907 this sad little fucker waiting to be used. 675 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:27,785 So you and Cobb just went for it. 676 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,746 How could you do this to me? 677 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,040 To anybody? 678 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:36,168 It's not that serious. 679 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,796 You've got the money. You didn't kill the old lady. 680 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:42,133 You're just there to plant doubt in the minds of the police. 681 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,427 They'll never charge you. 682 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,762 You were supposed to get caught tonight breaking in. 683 01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:50,057 They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady, and you wouldn't know anything. 684 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:52,726 They could still have charged me for breaking and entering. 685 01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:55,396 But you did break and enter. 686 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,773 And for whatever reason, you didn't get caught red-handed. 687 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:03,863 He came in. He went down. 688 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:07,825 I didn't hang around long enough to find out whether he could get up. 689 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:10,870 It's his blood on my hammer. 690 01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:14,290 How could you do this to me? 691 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,876 It's nothing personal. 692 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,545 When I began this, I didn't even know you. 693 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,221 - I'm going to the police in the morning. - You can't. 694 01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:32,808 I'm going, and I'm gonna tell them everything. 695 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,810 You can't, 'cause they won't believe you. 696 01:03:34,936 --> 01:03:37,104 I'm gonna tell them everything. They'll believe me because it's the truth. 697 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:40,316 - Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story. - You could. 698 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:42,943 I won't. 699 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:46,530 They'll make you, because your lies won't stand up to the truth. 700 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:54,664 I wouldn't do this if I were you. 701 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,338 That's it. 702 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,717 I mean, if you've got any questions, then � 703 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,386 One or two. 704 01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:12,473 You see, we don't actually have any unsolved murders of old ladies... 705 01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:15,226 - at the present. - You must have. 706 01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:19,563 There's no such ongoing investigation. 707 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,191 And we don't know this Mr. Cobb of yours. 708 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,362 I warned you he'd look in the envelope. 709 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:29,532 He gave me his word. I believed him. 710 01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:31,909 It's nothing personal. He couldn't help it. 711 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:34,036 I mean, he's a born peeper. 712 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:40,876 Anyway, down to business. 713 01:04:42,002 --> 01:04:43,212 "Business"? 714 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:47,216 Perhaps there's... 715 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:49,986 something else you'd like to tell me? 716 01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:53,973 Anything. 717 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,394 - Where's the hammer? - It's in that bag. 718 01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,648 What are you gonna do with it? 719 01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:07,736 The old man was very specific about how I should do things. 720 01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:11,865 What's the old man got to say about it? 721 01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:15,160 Well, he is letting me keep all the money from his safe. 722 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,706 Anything at all. 723 01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,541 Your side of things. 724 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:25,671 He says your demands have become too unreasonable. 725 01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:28,090 You've become too greedy in your blackmail. 726 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,926 He said something about you being a witness... 727 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,429 to an incident that happened in this very room. 728 01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:37,474 He was very precise about exactly how and where I should take care of things. 729 01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,935 Something about a bloodstained carpet... 730 01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,688 that you've got stashed away to back up your story... 731 01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:44,940 should it ever be told. 732 01:05:46,026 --> 01:05:48,277 Did you talk to her? 733 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:50,613 We found her this morning. 734 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:54,992 What do you mean, "found her"? 735 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,910 Her body. 736 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:01,540 We also found a hammer with two types of blood on it. 737 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,336 One type I assume will match the bloke you put in hospital. 738 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,380 All her fingers were smashed. 739 01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,799 You must have tortured her to get the combination. 740 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,968 I didn't touch her! 741 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,930 We also found some interesting items in your flat... 742 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:19,767 in this shoebox under your bed. 743 01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:24,021 Among various items reported missing by the deceased last week, we found... 744 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:27,149 these pairs of ladies' underwear. 745 01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:29,193 Are they hers? 746 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:32,363 I assume so, since we found them stashed... 747 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,324 with these passport-style photographs of the deceased. 748 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:40,621 We also found this pearl earring... 749 01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:43,165 which exactly matched... 750 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,043 the one worn by the deceased at the time of her death. 751 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,712 - A little trophy? - No. 752 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:52,341 It was Cobb who planted it when we turned over her place. 753 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:55,135 Go and collar him. I gave you his address. 754 01:06:56,763 --> 01:07:00,182 We checked the address you gave us. There's no Cobb there. 755 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:02,851 The flat belongs to a Mr.... 756 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:06,355 D. Lloyd. 757 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,983 He's just returned from holiday... 758 01:07:10,110 --> 01:07:13,696 and he told us that while he was away, his flat had been burgled. 759 01:07:13,822 --> 01:07:15,948 Not much was missing... 760 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,493 but his new credit card hasn't yet arrived. 761 01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:21,912 Well, that was Cobb. We used it to... 762 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,540 pay for a meal in a restaurant. 763 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,042 We found this at your flat. 764 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,671 It was Cobb... 765 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:33,590 who stole it. 766 01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,926 Is that your handwriting? 767 01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,222 Yes.