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[ANIMALS CHITTERING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[SIGHS]
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Leaving this to come see you.
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And I can't wait.
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[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
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[GRUNTING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Whew.
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[PHONE BUZZES]
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MAN:
Taxi! Over here.
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[SIGHS]
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Taxi!
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Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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♪ ...happiest season of all ♪
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[PHONE VIBRATES]
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♪ With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings ♪
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♪ When friends come to call ♪
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♪ It's the hap-happiest season
Of all ♪
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[CLICKS]
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- Gilpin!
- Ahh!
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You still on the toothpaste?
Are you on your phone?
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I'm just... I'm going home
for the holidays tonight, so...
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Does it look like
tonight to you?
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Because to me,
it looks like today.
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- Finish the toothpaste.
- Okay. Sorry.
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[INHALING]
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♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪
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[INHALING RAPIDLY]
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[PANTING]
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♪ There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing ♪
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[RAINDROPS PATTERING]
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♪ When loved ones are near ♪
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♪ It's the most wonderful time
Yes, the most wonderful ♪
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[GROANS]
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♪ Time
Of the year ♪
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[GRUNTING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Dad, we're home!
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EDDIE:
I'm in the kitchen!
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Jan, Spencer!
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In the kitchen!
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Dad, are you on a ladder?
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- What are you doing?
- Grandpa.
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- What's it look like?
- Get down.
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I'm changing your light bulb.
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I leave for 10 minutes,
you're climbing ladders?
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Don't think
you should be doing that.
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You think I can't
change a light bulb?
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- Okay.
- There.
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Ugh! No, no, no.
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- I got it. I'm fine.
- Okay.
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Hey, kiddo!
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Hey, how's New York City?
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- It's great.
- How's school?
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It's okay. How you doing?
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I'm terrific. I don't
even know what I'm doing here.
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You're recovering
from hip surgery.
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Meh! I'll be out
of here in no time.
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It's not a prison.
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I wanna get back
to my apartment.
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- Is that so terrible?
- Your apartment? It's terrible.
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Is it really cold in here?
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The downstairs heater
isn't working.
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- The guy's coming in the morning.
- It's like a goddamn icebox.
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Did you ever call Milo?
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What? No.
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Dad. He's called five times.
Just call him back.
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I'm not calling him back.
I don't wanna talk to him.
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Come on, I'll help you
with your bags.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, you're staying in here.
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We're roommates.
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Yeah. I could just stay
downstairs on the couch.
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- What? Don't be ridiculous.
- If you want, yeah.
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It's a couple weeks.
It's gonna be fine.
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Come on in.
Make yourself comfortable.
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- Oh! You're gonna...
- Whoa!
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[GROANING]
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- You okay?
- Don't tell your mother!
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This goes there. There.
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That's in there.
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- All right, let's try it.
- Okay, let's see.
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All right, so there's that.
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There's this. There's this.
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The blue light, the red,
the green light.
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Oh, look at you two.
How sweet is this?
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Okay, I have to leave for work
before either of you gets up.
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The heater guy's
coming in the morning.
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I'm gonna meet
my friends for brunch at 10.
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That'll be nice.
Where are you going?
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- Um... Nora's.
- What are you going there for?
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All the restaurants
in Brantford,
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- you gotta go to that one?
- I didn't pick.
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What difference does it make?
It's been years.
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I love you, honey.
I'm so glad you're home.
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SPENCER:
Love you too, Mom.
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[SIGHS]
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Getting old sucks. Don't let
anybody tell you any different.
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You still got
that little girlfriend?
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No.
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We're not together anymore.
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I don't think.
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Was it her or you?
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- It's complicated.
- Try me.
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We'll see
if I can understand.
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Well, when we
first got together,
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we were...
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sort of different people
than we are now.
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I mean, last year was...
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amazing.
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I was a senior in high school.
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I had a girlfriend.
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Like, I finally figured out
who I was or something.
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Mm.
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I wish I could just feel
like that again, I guess.
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[SIGHS]
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I don't know.
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Long-distance
relationships are hard.
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I mean, I know everybody says
that, but turns out it's true.
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Can I give you a little advice?
Listen to me.
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Every single day
on every single subway car,
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there's lots of ladies
in New York City.
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And one in five of them, I would
marry, no questions asked.
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This is the best time
of your life.
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- It is?
- Yes, it is.
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So pull it together! It doesn't
get any better than this.
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It's all downhill from here.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNORING]
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[MACHINE BUBBLING]
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[SHUDDERING]
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Bravestone.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[DOOR BELLS JINGLING]
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BOTH:
Hi!
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Yay, yay, yay!
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- Ooh!
- Oh, gosh, how are you?
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- Oh, my God, you look amazing.
- Thank you.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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- Fridge.
- Fridge!
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- Come here.
- Ooh!
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So we were building houses
for two months,
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and then on the way home,
we stopped in Costa Rica,
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which was also amazing.
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That is so awesome.
I am so happy for you.
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That is so cool.
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So, "M," that's what
we're supposed to call you now?
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You don't have to.
It's just a nickname.
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One of my college friends
gave me that.
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You don't have to call me that.
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M. I love it. It's so hot.
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- Okay.
- But you and Spencer,
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- you're still not...?
- Yeah. No. Um, we're...
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We're still,
like, taking a break.
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Where is he, by the way?
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[MACHINE BUBBLING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[EDDIE SNORING QUIETLY]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[GROANS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Eh, Christ.
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What do you want, Milo?
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Nice to see you too.
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Yes, I'd love to come in
for a cup of coffee.
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Thanks for asking.
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[♪♪♪]
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You mind if I make some eggs?
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Do whatever you want.
I don't care.
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Just hurry up.
I don't have all day.
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You going somewhere?
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Have, um...?
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Have you been in touch
with Spencer much?
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Yeah...
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You know what?
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Not really, actually.
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I text him a lot, but
he doesn't always text me back.
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- I know.
- FRIDGE: It's just...
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I've been crazed lately
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with, you know,
classes and practices,
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and I got games
on the weekends.
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Yeah. Totally. Totally.
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I've just... I've been... I've
been a little worried about him.
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Okay, look, where...?
Where is this guy? For real.
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Good?
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- Meh.
- What do you mean, "Meh"?
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Meh! What do you want already?
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You've been calling
and calling.
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You show up out of the blue
after 15 years.
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Why? 'Cause you wanna
make some eggs?
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[CHUCKLING]
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You remember
when we first opened,
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we had that
little dishwasher, Morris?
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Yeah, of course
I remember Morris.
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Worked the dinner shift.
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Six days a week,
2 in the morning most nights.
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- The dishwasher.
- Little Morris. Mm.
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He wouldn't even touch those
saucepans until he was done
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with every single utensil
in the bin.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Yeah, the man knew his craft.
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Little Morris.
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Well, get... Wha...
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Just get to it, would you?
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I mean, it's always
the scenic route with you.
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I know what you want,
you want to apologize.
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And I hate to tell you,
I'm not interested.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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You think I'm supposed
to apologize?
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Oh, heater guy.
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- Grandpa Eddie?
- Anthony?
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Yes, sir, it's me.
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Anthony!
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How are you?
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Come on in. Come on in.
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- How you doing?
- Oh, getting old sucks.
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Don't let anybody
tell you any different.
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Heh, heh. Oh, uh, this is
uh, Martha and-and Bethany.
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This is Spencer's
grandfather, Eddie.
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Martha?
You're the little girlfriend.
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- Uh...
- Morning!
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Morning, sir.
Sorry to barge in on you.
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You're not barging.
He's barging.
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Milo Walker.
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Wait, Milo? Like...
Like Milo and Eddie's.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Man, my dad said
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you guys had
the best restaurant.
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We were just there.
Well, it's called Nora's now.
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Pfft, Nora's.
It's barely even a restaurant.
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It's more like
a breakfast place now.
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Were you with Spencer?
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No, we came here
looking for him, actually.
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You all hungry?
Eggs on the griddle.
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- Might have to take a look.
- Hey, man,
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you can do more
than take a look at it.
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FRIDGE:
All right, all right. My man.
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- Whoa. Do you need a hand?
- Do I look like I need a hand?
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BETHANY:
Martha?
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Hey.
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Where is he?
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[RHYTHMIC DRUMBEAT PLAYS]
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- Do you hear that?
- Yes.
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[RHYTHMIC DRUMBEAT CONTINUES]
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You hear something?
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It's probably the heater.
It's broken.
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[DRUMBEAT STOPS]
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How did it
even get here?
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I don't know.
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Maybe he...
I don't know,
256
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,850
maybe he went back for it
or something?
257
00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:30,683
Is he trying
to fix it?
258
00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:33,351
Why would anyone
try to fix that thing?
259
00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,084
I don't know.
260
00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:38,251
I don't know. Maybe he went
to buy parts or something?
261
00:15:38,384 --> 00:15:40,251
Okay, look,
I'm calling him again.
262
00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:43,418
I'm sure everything's... fine.
263
00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:48,217
[PHONE BUZZING]
264
00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:04,750
Fourteen texts
and four missed calls.
265
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,884
I don't think he went out.
266
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:12,683
I think...
267
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,117
I think he went back in.
268
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:19,418
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no...
269
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,617
- What? No. Why...?
- FRIDGE: Come on, man!
270
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:21,917
BETHANY:
Why would he do that?
271
00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:23,683
FRIDGE:
Remember what it was like?
272
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,351
- I got eaten by a fricking hippo!
- I got killed by a piece of cake!
273
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:28,251
Guys, guys.
274
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:31,051
How is he gonna get out?
275
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:34,717
Uh, he's gotta take the...
The green jewel.
276
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,217
And stick it back
in the statue thing.
277
00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:38,451
By himself?
278
00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:41,451
[SIGHS]
279
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,151
We gotta go get him.
280
00:16:55,284 --> 00:16:56,683
Are you crazy?
281
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,017
- I'm coming with you.
- Are you out of your minds?
282
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,850
We can do this. We've been
there. We know what to expect.
283
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:03,984
I gotta stop hanging out
with white people.
284
00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:05,317
I don't know what's
wrong with me.
285
00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:07,984
She's right. We played
before and we won.
286
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:09,550
We barely survived!
287
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:12,418
You know
he would do it for you.
288
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,518
For any of us.
289
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,550
[♪♪♪]
290
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:23,518
Be careful.
It looks pretty busted.
291
00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:28,750
- [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
- [MARTHA & FRIDGE GASP]
292
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:30,617
NIGEL [OVER TV]:
Welcome to Jumanji.
293
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,917
What...? We haven't even
picked our guys yet!
294
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,850
What?
295
00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:41,251
Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, I
hate this part. All right. Okay.
296
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:45,884
This is not happening!
297
00:17:53,384 --> 00:17:55,151
You guys?
298
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,817
[♪♪♪]
299
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,884
[PANTING HEAVILY]
300
00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:00,217
No!
301
00:18:02,518 --> 00:18:03,917
[SCREAMS]
302
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,683
[ANIMALS CHITTERING]
303
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,717
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
304
00:18:18,984 --> 00:18:20,418
Am I...?
305
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,550
Is it...? I can't believe...
306
00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:25,351
Oh!
307
00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:26,683
[GASPS]
308
00:18:28,351 --> 00:18:29,850
Oh, it's her.
309
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:30,884
I'm her.
310
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:35,550
[♪♪♪]
311
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,550
Spencer.
312
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,884
Spencer?
313
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,117
[GRUNTS]
314
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:49,017
What in tarnation?
315
00:18:49,151 --> 00:18:51,084
Where am I?
316
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,717
What the hell is this?
317
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,717
Oh, my God.
318
00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:57,884
Eddie?
319
00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:03,384
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Milo Walker. Who are you?
320
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,518
Milo?
321
00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,017
What on earth? What...?
322
00:19:07,151 --> 00:19:08,017
[GASPS]
323
00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:09,184
- What the...?
- Oh, my.
324
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,384
Wait a minute.
325
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:11,984
Oh, Lord.
326
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,384
- This isn't happening.
- Pardon me?
327
00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:17,583
- Who are you?
- You're Spencer's grandfather.
328
00:19:17,717 --> 00:19:20,850
- Yeah, no kidding.
- And you are Milo.
329
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:22,351
I certainly am.
330
00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:24,617
I'm Martha, Spencer's...
331
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,750
- You're the little girlfriend?
- [RUSTLING]
332
00:19:26,884 --> 00:19:28,384
- Look out!
- What?
333
00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:29,750
- [YELLING]
- [GRUNTS]
334
00:19:29,884 --> 00:19:32,750
- Ah! Oh, oh!
- Oh, Lord.
335
00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:35,750
That hurt like a goddamn...
336
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:39,550
- Bethany?
- What? I'm not...
337
00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:41,550
No.
338
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:45,217
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no...
339
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,451
Yo!
340
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:51,418
Oh, no, no, no.
This can't be happening!
341
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:52,451
Fridge?
342
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,583
Yes, I'm Fridge, goddamn it!
343
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:56,683
The hell, man?
344
00:19:56,817 --> 00:20:00,051
Okay.
Okay, something went wrong.
345
00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:01,151
You think?
346
00:20:04,384 --> 00:20:06,484
Holy...
347
00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:08,650
Wait. If I'm...
348
00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:10,850
Then you...? Spencer?
349
00:20:10,984 --> 00:20:13,217
Why does everybody
keep calling me Spencer?
350
00:20:13,351 --> 00:20:17,884
No, that is Grandpa Eddie.
And that, heh... is Milo.
351
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,418
Pleased to meet you.
352
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,051
What?
353
00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:23,151
Then where's Bethany?
And where's Spencer?
354
00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:24,850
I don't know! Okay?
355
00:20:24,984 --> 00:20:27,251
The game, it didn't
let us pick our avatars, so...
356
00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:29,217
- Because it's busted!
- Yeah, okay.
357
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:30,683
Are we dead?
358
00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:33,451
You know, I was just
wondering the same thing.
359
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,418
Did I die and turn into
360
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,884
some kind of a small,
muscular Boy Scout?
361
00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:42,017
- We're not dead.
- So then what's going on here?
362
00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:44,284
Okay, this is gonna sound
very, uh, strange,
363
00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:47,384
but we are in
a video game called Jumanji,
364
00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:52,017
and we are in the bodies
of video game characters, heh.
365
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,017
And we've been here before,
Fridge and I.
366
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,850
- Last time, I was you.
- Mm.
367
00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:58,583
- Huh?
- We're in a game!
368
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,850
We gotta find Spencer
'cause he's in here too.
369
00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:03,051
- Spencer?
- Yes.
370
00:21:03,184 --> 00:21:04,917
- He's here?
- Yes.
371
00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:06,650
Spencer, Eddie's grandson?
372
00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:08,550
Yes. Spencer.
373
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,917
- He's here too?
- MARTHA & FRIDGE: Yes!
374
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:12,550
He's here,
and we gotta find him.
375
00:21:12,683 --> 00:21:15,051
So it's like
a hide-and-go-seek situation.
376
00:21:16,117 --> 00:21:17,650
I'm not "it."
377
00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:19,017
Hm...
378
00:21:22,317 --> 00:21:24,084
My hip feels
pretty good now.
379
00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:29,384
Oh, my joints
feel like butter.
380
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,084
- Oh, yeah, look at those.
- Wow.
381
00:21:33,217 --> 00:21:36,351
Look at these.
Look at what I got.
382
00:21:36,484 --> 00:21:39,850
- Uh, we have some issues here.
- You're telling me this?
383
00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:41,617
I'm the old fat dude.
384
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,884
I came back, and things
actually got worse.
385
00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:45,850
At least last time
I was still black.
386
00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:51,950
Well, look at
this little fella.
387
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:53,617
Hello there. Heh.
388
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,917
Mr. Walker, don't get
too close to the water!
389
00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:58,917
- Get away from there!
- I'm sorry, what'd you say now?
390
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,917
[ROARING]
391
00:22:01,051 --> 00:22:03,217
[GASPS]
392
00:22:03,351 --> 00:22:05,051
Hey! Ahh!
393
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,384
Get on out of here!
394
00:22:08,518 --> 00:22:09,917
[GRUNTING]
395
00:22:10,051 --> 00:22:11,251
MOUSE:
What just happened?
396
00:22:11,384 --> 00:22:12,750
What the hell
was that thing?
397
00:22:15,984 --> 00:22:22,550
Well, that there
was a hippopotamus. Mm-hm.
398
00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:24,484
And they are awfully fast.
399
00:22:24,617 --> 00:22:27,351
Faster than a horse,
if you can believe that.
400
00:22:27,484 --> 00:22:30,917
And they've got
an awful ferocious bite.
401
00:22:31,051 --> 00:22:33,683
How about that?
You know, the funny thing is,
402
00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:35,950
I don't remember...
403
00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:39,550
knowing much about hippos
until right now.
404
00:22:39,683 --> 00:22:41,084
You're a zoologist.
405
00:22:41,217 --> 00:22:44,884
- I'm sorry, what now?
- Are we in Florida?
406
00:22:45,017 --> 00:22:48,750
Just listen.
This is a dangerous place.
407
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,117
Crazy dangerous.
408
00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:52,217
But Martha and I,
we've been here before.
409
00:22:52,351 --> 00:22:56,583
We know what we're doing. You
gotta stay alert all the time.
410
00:22:56,717 --> 00:23:00,717
If I'm near water, I got one eye
on the water, you hear me?
411
00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:03,251
You got to have eyes
in the back of your...
412
00:23:03,384 --> 00:23:04,484
- [SCREAMS]
- [GASPS]
413
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:05,750
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
414
00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:09,683
Oh, God.
415
00:23:09,817 --> 00:23:13,384
What in the Sam Hill
just happened to him?
416
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,518
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
417
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,850
[OBERON YELLING]
418
00:23:17,984 --> 00:23:19,017
[GROANS]
419
00:23:19,151 --> 00:23:21,351
Shut the front door.
420
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:22,850
What the hell
happened to you?
421
00:23:25,017 --> 00:23:26,084
Damn!
422
00:23:29,184 --> 00:23:30,184
A plane?
423
00:23:31,217 --> 00:23:34,384
What? Come on! Follow me!
424
00:23:34,518 --> 00:23:36,418
Come on, let's go.
Let's go. Follow us.
425
00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,184
[PLANE ENGINE ROARING]
426
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,217
[♪♪♪]
427
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,550
Welcome to Jumanji.
428
00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:48,784
- Why is he in a plane?
- I don't know.
429
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,950
Well, don't just stand there.
Hop in!
430
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,950
NIGEL: Strap in.
There's no time to spare.
431
00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:04,317
Dr. Bravestone,
famed archeologist
432
00:24:04,451 --> 00:24:06,217
and international explorer,
433
00:24:06,351 --> 00:24:08,017
I'm so glad you've returned.
434
00:24:08,151 --> 00:24:10,817
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
435
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,317
- You talking to me?
- Yes.
436
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,583
Once again, Jumanji
is in great peril,
437
00:24:14,717 --> 00:24:15,917
and only you can help.
438
00:24:16,051 --> 00:24:17,717
Nigel, we're looking
for our friend.
439
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:20,917
- Have you seen, like, anyone...?
- Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men,
440
00:24:21,051 --> 00:24:22,850
welcome to Jumanji.
441
00:24:22,984 --> 00:24:26,583
- "Killer of men"?
- Yeah, I, uh... I kill guys.
442
00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:28,351
I'm so glad you've returned.
443
00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:30,583
I've been so anxious
for your arrival.
444
00:24:30,717 --> 00:24:33,184
- What's with this fella?
- My dearest Mouse,
445
00:24:33,317 --> 00:24:34,617
surely you remember me.
446
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,418
Nigel Billingsly
at your service.
447
00:24:36,550 --> 00:24:39,518
Hey. Nigel,
I thought that was you.
448
00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:41,717
He's a... Uh, what is it called?
449
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:45,051
- NPC, a non-player character.
- OBERON: He's not a real person.
450
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,784
He only has a limited
number of things he can say.
451
00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:50,418
Mm, my friend Carl
is just like that.
452
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:52,051
Nigel, we're looking
for someone.
453
00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:53,617
Has anyone arrived
in Jumanji...?
454
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,384
Jumanji is in great peril.
455
00:24:55,518 --> 00:24:58,284
It's all detailed in the letter
I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
456
00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,683
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
457
00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:02,284
Grandpa Eddie.
458
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,683
- Do you have a letter?
- Do I have a letter?
459
00:25:04,817 --> 00:25:07,184
- Check your pockets.
- Why would I have a letter?
460
00:25:07,317 --> 00:25:08,750
Nigel here
wrote you a letter.
461
00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:10,518
I didn't get a letter
from this guy.
462
00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:12,418
But we are
in a video game, and...
463
00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:14,418
We're in a video game?
464
00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:15,583
We're gonna die.
465
00:25:15,717 --> 00:25:17,650
- We did die.
- Are we in hell?
466
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,151
- I knew it.
- Oh, my God.
467
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,051
It's detailed
in the letter I sent you,
468
00:25:21,184 --> 00:25:23,084
Dr. Bravestone.
You should read it aloud.
469
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:26,084
I don't have a letter! How many
times I gotta tell you that?
470
00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:28,650
Oh, no, Eddie.
It's in your hand.
471
00:25:30,284 --> 00:25:31,750
Where did this come from?
472
00:25:31,884 --> 00:25:34,984
You got to pay attention
to what's in your hand.
473
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,451
Perhaps you should
read it aloud.
474
00:25:38,650 --> 00:25:39,917
[CLEARS THROAT]
475
00:25:40,051 --> 00:25:42,884
"Dr. Bravestone,
it is my solemn hope
476
00:25:43,017 --> 00:25:46,084
that this letter finds you,
for again..."
477
00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:49,850
NIGEL: Jumanji is in grave danger.
We need your help at once.
478
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:51,784
BRAVESTONE:
Whoa, what's going on here?
479
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,084
RUBY: It's a cutscene.
It's how we find...
480
00:25:54,217 --> 00:25:55,451
I'll explain afterwards.
481
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,284
NIGEL:
You see, our worst nightmare
482
00:25:57,418 --> 00:25:58,784
has come to pass,
483
00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:01,917
for Jurgen the Brutal
has returned.
484
00:26:02,051 --> 00:26:05,251
Indeed, that most vicious
Jumanjian conqueror is back.
485
00:26:05,384 --> 00:26:06,284
[CROWD CHEERING]
486
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:07,583
And he's brought with him
487
00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:09,518
his savage horde.
488
00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:13,384
They descended from their
fortress atop Mount Zhatmire
489
00:26:13,518 --> 00:26:17,518
and made their way south
to the Avian Province,
490
00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:20,251
home of the sacred
Falcon Jewel,
491
00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:22,650
worn around the neck
of the village elder.
492
00:26:22,784 --> 00:26:25,051
The Falcon is
the fertility jewel of Jumanji,
493
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,917
and it has been guarded
by the people
494
00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:29,850
of the Avian Province
for hundreds of years.
495
00:26:29,984 --> 00:26:32,151
So long as the jewel
can see the sun,
496
00:26:32,284 --> 00:26:35,850
the waters will flow
and the land will flourish.
497
00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:38,351
[VILLAGERS SCREAMING]
498
00:26:40,550 --> 00:26:42,418
- [YELLING]
- [GROANS]
499
00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,884
Yeah!
500
00:26:44,017 --> 00:26:45,917
[♪♪♪]
501
00:26:52,518 --> 00:26:55,351
NIGEL:
Many brave souls died that day,
502
00:26:55,484 --> 00:26:57,950
but Jurgen got
what he came for.
503
00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,384
He stowed the jewel
in darkness,
504
00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:02,184
hidden from the sun.
505
00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:06,850
[WHISTLES]
506
00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:09,051
[GROWLING]
507
00:27:14,117 --> 00:27:15,717
A drought befell the land.
508
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,917
The crops dried out and died.
509
00:27:18,051 --> 00:27:20,184
And if the jewel
is not returned soon,
510
00:27:20,317 --> 00:27:22,051
it may be too late.
511
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,650
Which is why we called for you
512
00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:25,650
and your brilliant associates.
513
00:27:25,784 --> 00:27:27,384
I understand
the enormous weight
514
00:27:27,518 --> 00:27:29,750
that this must carry for you,
Dr. Bravestone,
515
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:32,550
how this adventure
is like no other,
516
00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:35,151
since it was Jurgen the Brutal
517
00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:37,484
who killed your parents.
518
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,117
No, no, no, no!
519
00:27:44,717 --> 00:27:46,184
- Huh?
- He killed
520
00:27:46,317 --> 00:27:48,217
- Dr. Bravestone's parents?
- Indeed, he did.
521
00:27:48,351 --> 00:27:51,683
- When the doctor was just a boy.
- Oh, well, that's terrible.
522
00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:54,717
I can't say this enough:
We're in a video game.
523
00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:57,418
You must recover the jewel
from Jurgen the Brutal
524
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,017
and show it to the sun.
525
00:27:59,151 --> 00:28:01,884
He's making his way north
across the desert now.
526
00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:04,850
Jurgen the Brutal.
Is that Barbara's boy?
527
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:07,217
And remember, the goal
is to recover the loot.
528
00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:09,217
To wrest it from
the hands of the brute.
529
00:28:09,351 --> 00:28:10,884
And if you wish
to leave the game,
530
00:28:11,017 --> 00:28:13,317
you must save Jumanji
and call out its name.
531
00:28:13,451 --> 00:28:16,817
Excuse me. Who is Jumanji?
532
00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:20,351
Well, if I was listening
correctly, that is her sister.
533
00:28:20,484 --> 00:28:21,884
Here's your map.
534
00:28:23,617 --> 00:28:26,351
Find an oasis and follow
the flame to the desert fruit.
535
00:28:26,484 --> 00:28:28,317
- Huh?
- I can't land here,
536
00:28:28,451 --> 00:28:30,017
so you're going
to have to drop in.
537
00:28:30,151 --> 00:28:31,550
- What?
- No, no. Nigel...
538
00:28:31,683 --> 00:28:33,251
- I'll get as low as I can.
- Hold on.
539
00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:34,717
- Get ready.
- What do you mean?
540
00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:35,717
We don't have parachutes.
541
00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:37,151
Shouldn't we have...? Ahh!
542
00:28:37,284 --> 00:28:39,051
- MOUSE: What the hell?
- NIGEL: Good luck.
543
00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:41,017
The future of Jumanji
is in your hands.
544
00:28:41,151 --> 00:28:43,017
Why did we take a plane
if there's nowhere to land?
545
00:28:43,151 --> 00:28:44,217
And go!
546
00:28:44,351 --> 00:28:45,850
[SCREAMING]
547
00:28:45,984 --> 00:28:47,351
[ALL GRUNTING]
548
00:28:47,484 --> 00:28:49,017
[SCREAMING]
549
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,217
[GRUNTING]
550
00:28:58,217 --> 00:29:00,683
[GROANING]
551
00:29:03,683 --> 00:29:05,617
[♪♪♪]
552
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:07,017
[GASPING]
553
00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:14,084
The hell, man?
554
00:29:25,317 --> 00:29:26,384
Where are we?
555
00:29:26,518 --> 00:29:28,151
Where's the jungle?
556
00:29:28,284 --> 00:29:30,051
What are we doing here?
557
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:32,051
We've got to keep it
together, okay?
558
00:29:32,184 --> 00:29:33,518
- "Keep it together"?
- Yes.
559
00:29:33,650 --> 00:29:35,051
This is
a whole new thing.
560
00:29:35,184 --> 00:29:37,317
Nobody said we'd have to do
a whole new thing.
561
00:29:37,451 --> 00:29:40,217
And by the way, what the hell
happened to Bethany?
562
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:50,950
[GROANS]
563
00:29:57,351 --> 00:29:58,850
[WIND WHISTLING]
564
00:30:00,683 --> 00:30:03,217
MOUSE: So, what part of New
Hampshire is this exactly?
565
00:30:03,351 --> 00:30:05,384
BRAVESTONE: We're not
in New Hampshire, Milo.
566
00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:07,418
That's right. Exactly.
Not New Hampshire.
567
00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:09,418
- You're starting to get it now?
- Nope.
568
00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:12,017
I don't have the foggiest clue
what's going on here.
569
00:30:12,151 --> 00:30:14,184
That guy kept calling me
Dr. Braverman,
570
00:30:14,317 --> 00:30:15,950
which is the name
of my orthopedist.
571
00:30:16,084 --> 00:30:18,351
I'm thinking I just had
another hip surgery
572
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,017
and now I'm coming out of it.
573
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:23,084
Hey! Check this out!
574
00:30:23,217 --> 00:30:25,184
[♪♪♪]
575
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:31,251
Okay.
We have to find Spencer.
576
00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:34,051
To do that, I think we have
to start playing the game.
577
00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:36,817
I'm sure that's what he did.
We find him,
578
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:39,650
finish the game,
and we go home.
579
00:30:39,784 --> 00:30:42,184
Ed, you okay?
580
00:30:42,317 --> 00:30:45,084
Would you look at me?
581
00:30:45,217 --> 00:30:47,084
I'm back.
582
00:30:47,217 --> 00:30:49,084
I haven't looked
like this since...
583
00:30:49,217 --> 00:30:50,518
Never.
584
00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,717
You looked like this never.
585
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:55,084
What? When I was younger,
I was in great shape.
586
00:30:55,217 --> 00:30:57,051
I remember you
when you were younger,
587
00:30:57,184 --> 00:31:00,384
and... this is not
what you looked like.
588
00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:02,550
I think my eyes
are a different color.
589
00:31:02,683 --> 00:31:04,917
All of you
is a different color.
590
00:31:05,051 --> 00:31:08,850
It's a good look on me,
huh? Huh?
591
00:31:08,984 --> 00:31:11,251
Okay.
They're headed north.
592
00:31:11,384 --> 00:31:13,617
- Which way is north?
- I have no idea.
593
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,384
- Well, you wanna check the map?
- Right. I'm the map guy now.
594
00:31:17,518 --> 00:31:21,484
"Find an oasis and follow
the flame to the desert fruit."
595
00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:24,351
Follow the flame
to the desert fruit.
596
00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:25,984
You know there's
nothing on that?
597
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,317
He can see it,
you can't.
598
00:31:27,451 --> 00:31:29,418
Each place on the map
is a different level,
599
00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:31,884
and the levels
get harder as we go.
600
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:33,917
This one is called...
601
00:31:34,051 --> 00:31:36,084
"Dunes."
602
00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:37,850
No shit.
603
00:31:40,217 --> 00:31:42,384
BRAVESTONE:
Who the hell is that?
604
00:31:47,117 --> 00:31:49,484
Oh, that's an ostrich.
605
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:53,418
- Oh, no.
- Yes, indeed.
606
00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:57,184
That is an ostrich.
607
00:31:57,317 --> 00:32:00,251
The ostrich
is a flightless bird,
608
00:32:00,384 --> 00:32:02,617
one of 60 species.
609
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:06,683
You got the penguin, you got
the emu, and you got the kiwi.
610
00:32:06,817 --> 00:32:09,717
Heh, heh, funny thing is,
I don't remember knowing...
611
00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:11,384
OBERON & RUBY:
You're a zoologist.
612
00:32:11,518 --> 00:32:13,550
I was a zoologist last time.
It's important.
613
00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:15,850
Maybe if we could get through
this quicker.
614
00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:20,884
Well, another thing is, they can
run up to 45 miles per hour,
615
00:32:21,017 --> 00:32:24,650
which makes them the world's
fastest two-legged animal.
616
00:32:24,784 --> 00:32:27,384
Did you know that?
Fascinating.
617
00:32:29,217 --> 00:32:32,750
- What a magnificent creature.
- We should get out of here.
618
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:33,984
[SQUAWKS]
619
00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:36,017
What else do you know?
620
00:32:36,151 --> 00:32:37,717
Here's another
interesting fact.
621
00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:39,084
[SQUAWKS]
622
00:32:39,217 --> 00:32:41,717
They have three stomachs.
How about that?
623
00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:42,884
[SQUAWKS]
624
00:32:43,017 --> 00:32:46,251
Ah! Come on.
Beat it!
625
00:32:46,384 --> 00:32:48,017
Don't get so close.
626
00:32:48,151 --> 00:32:51,418
Just a bird, okay? Come on,
get moving. Get out of here.
627
00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,850
- Anything else we need to know?
- Beat it, bird.
628
00:32:53,984 --> 00:32:56,251
Another interesting thing
about the ostrich...
629
00:32:56,384 --> 00:32:58,351
I said scram,
you stupid bird!
630
00:32:58,484 --> 00:33:00,518
- ...is when threatened...
- Get out of here!
631
00:33:00,683 --> 00:33:02,117
...they attack.
632
00:33:02,251 --> 00:33:04,583
[ALL GASPING]
633
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:06,518
MOUSE:
Oh, my!
634
00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:08,384
[SQUAWKS]
635
00:33:08,518 --> 00:33:10,217
- Eddie! Eddie!
- Oh!
636
00:33:10,351 --> 00:33:12,850
Where's Eddie? Is he dead?
637
00:33:12,984 --> 00:33:14,518
- Yes.
- No. Yes, he died,
638
00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:16,384
but he's fine.
639
00:33:16,518 --> 00:33:19,418
Did I just kill Eddie...
640
00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,418
by talking too slow...
641
00:33:22,984 --> 00:33:24,484
like he always said
I would?
642
00:33:24,617 --> 00:33:26,850
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
643
00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:28,817
[RUMBLING]
644
00:33:32,717 --> 00:33:33,884
[GRUNTS]
645
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:39,583
Why does everybody keep
dropping from the sky?
646
00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:44,017
Nurse, I'm gonna need to see
Dr. Braverman right now, please.
647
00:33:44,151 --> 00:33:46,484
I'm not your nurse.
Okay, listen.
648
00:33:46,617 --> 00:33:50,817
These tattoos on our arms,
that is your life count.
649
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:52,251
We each have three lives.
650
00:33:52,384 --> 00:33:54,850
You and Fridge
each have two left.
651
00:33:54,984 --> 00:33:56,518
If you lose all three,
652
00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:59,284
listen to me,
it is game over.
653
00:33:59,418 --> 00:34:03,518
- That's it. You're dead.
- Dead like... "kaputski"?
654
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:04,950
Yes.
655
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,251
Kaputski.
656
00:34:06,384 --> 00:34:08,384
[RHYTHMIC DRUMBEAT PLAYS]
657
00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:12,617
What the hell is that?
658
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,451
- That's not good.
- Look.
659
00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:23,051
[RUMBLING]
660
00:34:23,184 --> 00:34:26,484
Oh, there's one more thing
about ostriches.
661
00:34:26,617 --> 00:34:27,550
Oh, no.
662
00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:28,750
Say it!
663
00:34:28,884 --> 00:34:31,184
They travel in herds.
664
00:34:31,317 --> 00:34:34,084
[SQUAWKING]
665
00:34:36,217 --> 00:34:37,817
We gotta get out of here!
666
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:40,484
- Dune buggies, let's go!
- Come on, come on! Shake a leg!
667
00:34:40,617 --> 00:34:42,117
- BRAVESTONE: Hey, wait.
- MOUSE: Why am I so slow?
668
00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:43,717
OBERON:
Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
669
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,484
- Come on, come on!
- I'm coming, Eddie.
670
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,317
- Go.
- Do you see the key anywhere?
671
00:34:47,451 --> 00:34:50,084
- Okay, how do I do this?
- I've never driven one of these!
672
00:34:50,217 --> 00:34:52,051
[SQUAWKING]
673
00:34:54,284 --> 00:34:55,850
Maybe under the dash.
674
00:34:57,184 --> 00:34:59,184
- Green button!
- Green button. Go.
675
00:34:59,317 --> 00:35:00,184
Go, go, go!
676
00:35:00,317 --> 00:35:01,451
[ENGINE REVS]
677
00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:03,950
Go, go.
678
00:35:05,550 --> 00:35:07,451
[♪♪♪]
679
00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:14,451
Oh, my God!
680
00:35:14,617 --> 00:35:15,917
[SCREAMS]
681
00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:20,051
[SCREAMS, GROANS]
682
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,051
[GRUNTING]
683
00:35:27,217 --> 00:35:28,317
MOUSE:
Go.
684
00:35:28,451 --> 00:35:31,351
You are
a terrible driver.
685
00:35:31,484 --> 00:35:33,251
What are you talking about?
We're fine.
686
00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:35,583
Nobody fine. You... Oh! Oh, oh!
687
00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,984
Oh, no! Ahh, ahh!
688
00:35:39,117 --> 00:35:41,351
Oh, help! Oh, oh!
689
00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,384
Hold on, Eddie.
Please don't let go.
690
00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:46,384
Ahh! Oh! Oh, wow!
691
00:35:46,518 --> 00:35:48,017
Oh, help. Ahh!
692
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,217
[YELLS]
693
00:35:54,351 --> 00:35:57,184
Help. Eddie. Oh!
694
00:35:57,317 --> 00:36:00,418
[GROANS, GRUNTS]
695
00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:02,518
Beat it!
696
00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:03,784
Get out of here!
697
00:36:08,184 --> 00:36:09,117
I think we lost them.
698
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:10,251
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
699
00:36:12,384 --> 00:36:14,284
[BOTH SCREAM]
700
00:36:14,418 --> 00:36:16,217
[BOTH GRUNTING]
701
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,284
[BOTH PANTING]
702
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:28,284
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
703
00:36:28,418 --> 00:36:29,917
[RUMBLING]
704
00:36:31,017 --> 00:36:32,251
Oh, no.
705
00:36:35,117 --> 00:36:37,518
[OSTRICHES SQUAWKING]
706
00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:38,550
- Ahh!
- What do we do?
707
00:36:38,683 --> 00:36:40,384
I don't know!
708
00:36:40,518 --> 00:36:42,051
[♪♪♪]
709
00:36:44,117 --> 00:36:45,884
Get in! Hurry!
710
00:36:51,683 --> 00:36:53,151
[ALL GROAN]
711
00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:58,384
Ha! Suckers!
712
00:37:05,717 --> 00:37:07,117
- Eddie...
- Uh-oh.
713
00:37:09,084 --> 00:37:12,518
- RUBY: Oh, my...
- OBERON: Whoa, whoa!
714
00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:15,518
- Oh, dude!
- MOUSE: Oh, dear.
715
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,617
[PANTING]
716
00:37:17,884 --> 00:37:20,084
RUBY:
What do we do?
717
00:37:20,217 --> 00:37:21,217
What do we do?
718
00:37:21,351 --> 00:37:22,617
[ENGINE REVS]
719
00:37:25,650 --> 00:37:26,784
What are you doing?
720
00:37:26,917 --> 00:37:30,184
- OBERON: Birds, birds, birds!
- Birds!
721
00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:40,717
- What the hell, man?
- They're flightless birds.
722
00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:44,217
This is a flightless
dune buggy!
723
00:37:44,351 --> 00:37:47,051
- OBERON: Oh!
- Oh, no!
724
00:37:47,184 --> 00:37:49,084
[ALL YELLING]
725
00:37:49,217 --> 00:37:50,817
OBERON:
No, no, no!
726
00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:53,184
- We're not going to make it.
- We're gonna make it.
727
00:37:53,317 --> 00:37:55,384
- RUBY: No, we're not!
- We're not gonna make it.
728
00:37:55,518 --> 00:37:56,683
We're gonna make it.
729
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,583
We're not gonna make it.
730
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:07,084
[ALL YELL]
731
00:38:15,217 --> 00:38:18,850
That was fantastic. Heh.
732
00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:20,550
- Oh, horrible driver.
- Whoo...
733
00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:22,451
[GROANS]
734
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:25,850
Yeah, you see that, birds?
You don't mess with the kid.
735
00:38:25,984 --> 00:38:27,251
Right there!
736
00:38:27,384 --> 00:38:28,418
[SQUAWKS]
737
00:38:28,550 --> 00:38:31,418
[OSTRICHES SCREECHING]
738
00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:33,117
Did you see me?
739
00:38:33,251 --> 00:38:34,884
I was incredible.
740
00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:37,251
I mean, I saved you,
I saved you,
741
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:41,817
I saved this guy from a bird
while I was driving a car.
742
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:44,917
I was a machine.
I was relentless.
743
00:38:45,051 --> 00:38:48,151
- I was fearless.
- Yes. Exactly. Fearless.
744
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:51,384
That's Bravestone.
Okay, check this out.
745
00:38:51,518 --> 00:38:53,384
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
746
00:38:53,518 --> 00:38:54,884
Oh, goodness.
747
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:57,683
What the hell?
748
00:38:57,817 --> 00:38:59,384
It's your strengths
and weaknesses.
749
00:38:59,518 --> 00:39:00,817
I... I mean your avatar,
750
00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:03,850
Dr. Bravestone's,
strengths and weaknesses.
751
00:39:03,984 --> 00:39:05,717
"Fearless," check.
752
00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:08,251
"Speed. Climbing."
"Boomerang"?
753
00:39:09,518 --> 00:39:11,217
"Smoldering intensity"?
754
00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:14,084
- It's this stupid face you make.
- Huh?
755
00:39:14,217 --> 00:39:16,017
[SMOLDERING]
756
00:39:17,683 --> 00:39:18,784
There it is.
757
00:39:20,151 --> 00:39:22,950
Ew! Ew! Old man.
Get it together.
758
00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:26,051
Eddie, you okay?
You having a heart attack?
759
00:39:26,184 --> 00:39:28,950
His whole left side is shutting
down. Eddie, look at me!
760
00:39:29,084 --> 00:39:31,683
- Yeah?
- There you go. Now you're back.
761
00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:35,217
"Weakness: switchblade."
762
00:39:35,351 --> 00:39:37,717
Switchblade? Hey, that's new.
763
00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:39,884
Bravestone didn't
have weaknesses last time.
764
00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:41,750
Yeah,
bugged the hell out of me.
765
00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:43,418
I wonder if...
766
00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,217
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
767
00:39:48,217 --> 00:39:51,817
- "Nunchucks"? That's new.
- Damn, that's a good list.
768
00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:54,884
Milo, push on your left,
like, chest area.
769
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,750
- I'm sorry, what?
- Come on, man.
770
00:39:57,884 --> 00:39:59,317
Hey!
771
00:39:59,451 --> 00:40:01,518
Oh, I got one too. What...?
772
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:06,051
My. "Zoology." That's what
you were talking about earlier.
773
00:40:06,184 --> 00:40:07,351
- Yes. Exactly.
- Yes.
774
00:40:07,484 --> 00:40:09,084
Your avatar is a zoologist.
775
00:40:09,217 --> 00:40:13,017
You know, my nephew Maxwell
is a veterinarian.
776
00:40:13,151 --> 00:40:15,284
- What a fascinating...
- "Linguistics"?
777
00:40:15,418 --> 00:40:18,084
- I didn't have that last time.
- The study of languages.
778
00:40:18,217 --> 00:40:20,683
Makes sense.
He studies the entire language
779
00:40:20,817 --> 00:40:22,284
on his way to the point.
780
00:40:22,418 --> 00:40:25,550
Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35?
781
00:40:25,683 --> 00:40:26,850
- Time does fly.
- [SIGHS]
782
00:40:26,984 --> 00:40:28,550
Okay, let's get it over with.
783
00:40:28,683 --> 00:40:30,184
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
784
00:40:33,017 --> 00:40:34,550
You gotta be kidding me.
785
00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:37,017
Well, geometry is...
786
00:40:37,151 --> 00:40:38,550
- Is new.
- Yeah.
787
00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:40,750
Who wouldn't wanna
be better at geometry?
788
00:40:40,884 --> 00:40:43,151
And for weaknesses,
"Endurance."
789
00:40:43,284 --> 00:40:47,084
And what else? Let's see,
"Heat, sun and sand."
790
00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:51,750
Shouldn't be a problem.
It's not like
791
00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:55,017
we're in the middle of
a goddamn desert or anything.
792
00:40:55,151 --> 00:40:57,717
What's the point of this guy?
Who even needs this guy?
793
00:40:57,850 --> 00:40:59,051
He can read the map.
794
00:40:59,184 --> 00:41:01,084
Easy for you to say,
you got nunchucks!
795
00:41:01,217 --> 00:41:04,418
I've been training four hours
a day for six months.
796
00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:06,317
Now look at me!
797
00:41:06,451 --> 00:41:08,917
Man, it is hot out here!
798
00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:13,784
How is this guy a character
in an adventure game?
799
00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,518
Okay, okay, okay.
800
00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:18,550
I gotta get this guy in shape
and build up some endurance.
801
00:41:18,683 --> 00:41:19,784
I know how to do that.
802
00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,518
Burpees.
Five burpees, right now.
803
00:41:21,683 --> 00:41:22,917
Get it going!
804
00:41:23,051 --> 00:41:25,784
[GRUNTING]
805
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,750
- MOUSE: That's one.
- One!
806
00:41:27,884 --> 00:41:29,583
[GRUNTING]
807
00:41:29,717 --> 00:41:31,784
[WHEEZING, GRUNTING]
808
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,850
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah, come on!
809
00:41:35,984 --> 00:41:38,017
[GROANS]
810
00:41:38,151 --> 00:41:40,518
North is that way!
811
00:41:42,284 --> 00:41:44,184
[♪♪♪]
812
00:41:53,518 --> 00:41:54,850
MOUSE:
You know, it's, uh...
813
00:41:54,984 --> 00:41:56,984
It's really good
to see you, Ed.
814
00:41:57,117 --> 00:41:58,518
I don't wanna hear it.
815
00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,850
You don't wanna hear
that it's good to see you?
816
00:42:00,984 --> 00:42:04,550
- You sold me out, Milo.
- I did not sell you out.
817
00:42:04,683 --> 00:42:06,750
We sold our business.
It was time.
818
00:42:06,884 --> 00:42:09,750
- Yeah, time for who?
- Well, it was time for me.
819
00:42:09,884 --> 00:42:11,683
Okay? Standing on my feet,
820
00:42:11,817 --> 00:42:14,184
serving a hundred plates
a night for 35 years?
821
00:42:14,317 --> 00:42:16,117
I was done.
822
00:42:16,251 --> 00:42:18,084
I was ready, man.
823
00:42:18,217 --> 00:42:19,917
I was ready to retire.
824
00:42:20,051 --> 00:42:21,284
I'm done talking!
825
00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:25,351
[♪♪♪]
826
00:42:36,384 --> 00:42:37,850
OBERON:
"The Oasis."
827
00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:42,251
I guess
that's the next level.
828
00:42:44,484 --> 00:42:45,683
Huh?
829
00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:46,750
[SIGHS]
830
00:42:46,884 --> 00:42:48,984
The next level
of the game.
831
00:42:49,117 --> 00:42:50,351
We're in
a game?
832
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:52,583
Oh. Yes, Grandpa Eddie,
we are in a game.
833
00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:53,984
You can't be
serious.
834
00:42:54,117 --> 00:42:55,484
Did you know
about this?
835
00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:57,550
I thought
you were done talking.
836
00:43:02,184 --> 00:43:03,750
[DOORBELL RINGS]
837
00:43:09,683 --> 00:43:11,583
- Bethany?
- Yep.
838
00:43:12,884 --> 00:43:15,217
- My name's Bethany too.
- Really?
839
00:43:15,351 --> 00:43:17,451
Daddy, her name's Bethany too.
840
00:43:22,418 --> 00:43:24,384
Sure is, sweetie.
841
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:26,617
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
842
00:43:29,917 --> 00:43:31,518
Sure, yeah. Uh, come in.
843
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:33,784
I'm sorry, I just...
844
00:43:33,917 --> 00:43:35,351
I didn't know
where else to go.
845
00:43:35,484 --> 00:43:37,184
No, no, no, it's okay.
846
00:43:37,317 --> 00:43:38,884
I'm glad you came.
847
00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:42,217
Do you think you can help me
get the machine to start?
848
00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:45,617
[SIGHS]
849
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:47,184
That is so dangerous.
850
00:43:47,317 --> 00:43:48,418
I know.
851
00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:51,917
But I have to try.
852
00:43:54,217 --> 00:43:55,518
They're my team.
853
00:44:02,151 --> 00:44:04,051
[♪♪♪]
854
00:44:08,884 --> 00:44:11,151
MOUSE: So, what exactly
are we looking for again?
855
00:44:11,284 --> 00:44:13,151
BRAVESTONE: We're looking
for my grandson, genius.
856
00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:16,550
Okay, "Follow the flame
to the desert fruit."
857
00:44:19,484 --> 00:44:20,583
Look.
858
00:44:20,717 --> 00:44:22,251
[SNARLING, GROWLING]
859
00:44:22,384 --> 00:44:23,550
They're here.
860
00:44:23,683 --> 00:44:25,251
Hyenas.
861
00:44:25,384 --> 00:44:28,051
Unusual for
their bone-crushing teeth.
862
00:44:28,184 --> 00:44:30,518
[NEON BUZZING]
863
00:44:31,984 --> 00:44:33,850
OBERON:
Smoke Stack.
864
00:44:33,984 --> 00:44:35,617
Where's there's smoke...
865
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:37,850
There's fire.
866
00:44:37,984 --> 00:44:39,717
- Come on.
- Mm.
867
00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:42,384
- MAN 1: Boom!
- MAN 2: You call that a roll?
868
00:44:42,518 --> 00:44:43,784
MAN 3:
Not bad at all.
869
00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:45,251
MAN 2:
I'll bet you two more!
870
00:44:45,384 --> 00:44:48,017
Drinks! Drinks over here!
871
00:44:48,151 --> 00:44:49,184
Another round here!
872
00:44:49,317 --> 00:44:50,884
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
873
00:44:51,017 --> 00:44:53,017
[ALL CHEERING]
874
00:44:56,617 --> 00:44:59,084
[CHRIS ISAAK'S "WICKED GAME"
PLAYS ON JUKEBOX]
875
00:45:06,151 --> 00:45:08,017
♪ The world was on fire ♪
876
00:45:08,151 --> 00:45:11,084
♪ And no one could save me
But you ♪
877
00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:12,917
I thought
you'd never come back.
878
00:45:14,184 --> 00:45:15,583
♪ Strange what desire... ♪
879
00:45:15,717 --> 00:45:17,351
I need to talk to you.
880
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,084
Absolutely.
881
00:45:22,217 --> 00:45:24,717
Not here, not now.
882
00:45:24,850 --> 00:45:26,451
Not around them.
883
00:45:30,184 --> 00:45:31,084
[BOTH GASP]
884
00:45:31,217 --> 00:45:32,418
- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
885
00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:33,884
Leave me alone!
886
00:45:38,717 --> 00:45:39,750
Wow.
887
00:45:41,384 --> 00:45:42,583
Fiery.
888
00:45:42,717 --> 00:45:44,683
OBERON:
Not a real person.
889
00:45:44,817 --> 00:45:46,884
- What'd she say?
- Well, she said she thought
890
00:45:47,017 --> 00:45:49,884
I was never gonna come back,
she wants to get together later,
891
00:45:50,017 --> 00:45:52,583
- and we all know what that means.
- Hiyo!
892
00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:54,683
It means that she's got
a clue for you.
893
00:45:54,817 --> 00:45:57,151
Oh, that's a coincidence.
I got a clue for her.
894
00:45:57,284 --> 00:45:58,884
- You got a clue for her.
- RUBY: Wait.
895
00:45:59,017 --> 00:46:01,917
She's your ex-girlfriend.
She's the flame.
896
00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:03,817
- "Follow the flame."
- What?
897
00:46:05,683 --> 00:46:07,251
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
898
00:46:07,384 --> 00:46:09,051
[MEN CHEERING]
899
00:46:15,217 --> 00:46:17,084
The jewel, it's here.
900
00:46:17,217 --> 00:46:19,317
[♪♪♪]
901
00:46:19,451 --> 00:46:21,518
[CROWD QUIETS]
902
00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:27,617
[HYENAS YIPPING]
903
00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:31,184
[GROWLING, YELPING]
904
00:46:33,184 --> 00:46:35,117
Is that the guy
that killed my parents?
905
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,683
No. Well, yeah. Kind of.
906
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:42,518
We lost a good man today.
907
00:46:44,017 --> 00:46:45,351
The very best of us.
908
00:46:47,251 --> 00:46:49,217
For Dagfinn...
909
00:46:49,351 --> 00:46:51,550
wasn't just my hyena master.
910
00:46:52,884 --> 00:46:54,484
He was my friend.
911
00:46:54,617 --> 00:46:56,984
I loved him like a brother.
912
00:46:58,184 --> 00:47:01,217
And now he's gone.
913
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:04,017
And his beloved hyenas
are left...
914
00:47:04,151 --> 00:47:05,683
without their master.
915
00:47:05,817 --> 00:47:07,884
[YIPPING, GROWLING]
916
00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:11,317
Long live Dagfinn.
917
00:47:11,451 --> 00:47:14,317
ALL:
Long live Dagfinn!
918
00:47:14,451 --> 00:47:16,717
Why did he have to die?
919
00:47:19,217 --> 00:47:21,418
He died because...
920
00:47:21,550 --> 00:47:23,650
he made a mistake.
921
00:47:23,784 --> 00:47:27,184
He tried to steal something
quite precious from me.
922
00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,017
He left me no choice.
923
00:47:31,151 --> 00:47:33,051
And now...
924
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:37,217
I feed him
to his beloved hyenas.
925
00:47:37,351 --> 00:47:39,750
[HORDE GROANING]
926
00:47:41,184 --> 00:47:42,917
- That's messed up.
- Oh!
927
00:47:43,051 --> 00:47:45,117
I loved Dagfinn!
928
00:47:46,917 --> 00:47:49,251
There's none among you
I love as much.
929
00:47:50,518 --> 00:47:51,950
And so...
930
00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:54,084
[HORDE GASPING, CLAMORING]
931
00:47:57,017 --> 00:47:58,583
The key!
932
00:47:59,650 --> 00:48:01,418
It's gone.
933
00:48:02,484 --> 00:48:04,650
Thief!
934
00:48:04,784 --> 00:48:07,317
I got her. I got the thief.
935
00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:09,084
Wait.
936
00:48:09,217 --> 00:48:11,550
- Are you guys...? Wha...?
- Come here.
937
00:48:11,683 --> 00:48:14,184
- MAN 1: Catch her!
- MAN 2: Don't let her get away.
938
00:48:17,518 --> 00:48:19,984
Trying to steal
the key to my chest?
939
00:48:21,284 --> 00:48:23,051
Nope.
940
00:48:23,184 --> 00:48:24,217
Shake her down.
941
00:48:27,217 --> 00:48:28,917
I'm sorry, I did it.
It was my fault.
942
00:48:29,051 --> 00:48:30,583
I, uh...
943
00:48:32,017 --> 00:48:34,583
I just... I don't...
944
00:48:34,717 --> 00:48:37,750
I don't know what I was...
Oy vey.
945
00:48:37,884 --> 00:48:42,284
Uh, it's like, um...
It's like I'm hyperventilating.
946
00:48:42,418 --> 00:48:44,617
Does anyone have,
like, a eucalyptus inhaler?
947
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:46,451
Or a brown paper bag?
948
00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:47,518
Spencer?
949
00:48:47,650 --> 00:48:49,017
Is it really hot in here?
950
00:48:49,151 --> 00:48:50,583
You mean...?
951
00:48:50,717 --> 00:48:53,084
- That's him. Right there.
- What?
952
00:48:53,217 --> 00:48:56,251
That ain't Spencer.
Look, I know my grandson.
953
00:48:56,384 --> 00:48:57,484
My grandson's a guy.
954
00:48:59,017 --> 00:49:00,518
Did he change his hair?
955
00:49:01,683 --> 00:49:03,650
- Cut off her head.
- MAN 1: Yeah!
956
00:49:03,784 --> 00:49:05,717
- MAN 2: Cut off her head!
- Wait, wait, wait.
957
00:49:05,850 --> 00:49:09,084
I just think, uh, maybe
don't cut off my head?
958
00:49:09,217 --> 00:49:10,084
- Oh!
- Spencer!
959
00:49:10,217 --> 00:49:11,518
- Oh, my.
- Did he just...?
960
00:49:11,650 --> 00:49:12,583
Oh, Lord.
961
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:14,518
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
962
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:15,884
That's my Life Alert.
963
00:49:16,017 --> 00:49:17,484
I gotta take my pill.
964
00:49:20,284 --> 00:49:22,184
[♪♪♪]
965
00:49:24,284 --> 00:49:25,583
RUBY:
Come on!
966
00:49:27,451 --> 00:49:28,418
Spencer!
967
00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:30,284
Oh, my God, you're alive.
968
00:49:30,418 --> 00:49:32,284
What are you guys doing here?
969
00:49:32,418 --> 00:49:35,117
What are we doing here?
We came to get you, fool!
970
00:49:35,251 --> 00:49:38,251
- Bethany?
- Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it!
971
00:49:38,384 --> 00:49:39,950
What? So, um...
972
00:49:40,084 --> 00:49:42,418
Milo Walker, darling.
973
00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:45,917
Milo?
974
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:50,717
- Spencer? Is that you, kiddo?
- Grandpa?
975
00:49:50,850 --> 00:49:53,117
Guys, I found Spencer.
Here's Spencer right here.
976
00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:55,583
What are you stealing for?
977
00:49:55,717 --> 00:49:58,351
- I'm still me.
- Oh.
978
00:49:58,484 --> 00:49:59,418
Hey.
979
00:49:59,550 --> 00:50:02,251
- Hey.
- Hey.
980
00:50:03,451 --> 00:50:05,084
[HYENAS YIPPING]
981
00:50:06,784 --> 00:50:07,750
Come on.
982
00:50:07,884 --> 00:50:09,683
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
983
00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,717
Let's go.
984
00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:15,750
[♪♪♪]
985
00:50:23,451 --> 00:50:26,217
Damn it, I was so close.
I had the key in my hand.
986
00:50:26,351 --> 00:50:28,550
- Why'd you stop me?
- Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
987
00:50:28,683 --> 00:50:30,317
so I grabbed you.
What do you want?
988
00:50:30,451 --> 00:50:32,784
You shouldn't have come.
I had it under control.
989
00:50:32,917 --> 00:50:35,351
Did you? It looked like
you just got murdered.
990
00:50:35,484 --> 00:50:38,117
I mean, what the hell, Spencer?
Why are you even here?
991
00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:39,717
RUBY:
Why did you have the game?
992
00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:43,184
We destroyed it
so that this would never happen!
993
00:50:43,317 --> 00:50:45,051
I went back and got it, okay?
994
00:50:45,184 --> 00:50:48,384
I don't know
why I did it, but I did.
995
00:50:48,518 --> 00:50:51,184
And then last night...
996
00:50:51,317 --> 00:50:52,884
I've been in kind
of a weird place,
997
00:50:53,017 --> 00:50:54,850
and something
came over me, okay?
998
00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:57,184
And now we're all
stuck here again!
999
00:50:57,317 --> 00:51:01,984
I thought that I would be him.
Bravestone!
1000
00:51:02,117 --> 00:51:04,217
I wanted to feel
like that again.
1001
00:51:06,284 --> 00:51:09,184
Like... I could do anything.
1002
00:51:11,650 --> 00:51:14,084
But instead, I'm, um...
1003
00:51:14,217 --> 00:51:16,051
Ming Fleetfoot.
1004
00:51:16,184 --> 00:51:17,884
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
1005
00:51:18,017 --> 00:51:20,583
RUBY: "Cat burglar,
pickpocket, safecracker."
1006
00:51:20,717 --> 00:51:22,384
Another better character.
1007
00:51:22,518 --> 00:51:24,750
- RUBY: "Weakness: pollen."
- Yeah.
1008
00:51:24,884 --> 00:51:27,084
She's small and crafty
and has allergies.
1009
00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:28,317
She's basically me.
1010
00:51:28,451 --> 00:51:29,384
[SIGHS]
1011
00:51:29,518 --> 00:51:31,484
I swear, man, if we survive,
1012
00:51:31,617 --> 00:51:33,784
I am gonna kill you.
1013
00:51:33,917 --> 00:51:36,617
I just can't believe
you came back here on purpose.
1014
00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:38,683
I'm sorry. Okay?
1015
00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:42,451
I'm sorry.
1016
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:44,950
Wait!
1017
00:51:45,084 --> 00:51:46,518
BRAVESTONE:
Oh, there she is.
1018
00:51:46,650 --> 00:51:49,017
- Who?
- My ex.
1019
00:51:49,151 --> 00:51:50,617
Okay.
1020
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,017
Hi.
1021
00:51:53,418 --> 00:51:56,251
If my husband knew
I was talking to you,
1022
00:51:56,384 --> 00:51:58,518
you'd be dead by morning.
1023
00:51:58,650 --> 00:52:01,217
Uh, don't tell him?
1024
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:03,683
Listen to me,
Jurgen and his army
1025
00:52:03,817 --> 00:52:05,683
are returning to his fortress.
1026
00:52:05,817 --> 00:52:09,017
There, they will meet
the Brothers Kababik.
1027
00:52:09,151 --> 00:52:12,583
He will trade the Falcon Jewel,
and an alliance will be formed.
1028
00:52:12,717 --> 00:52:16,217
You must get the jewel
before that happens.
1029
00:52:16,351 --> 00:52:17,817
You're our only hope,
1030
00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:19,984
so you must hurry.
1031
00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,217
Oh, my.
1032
00:52:23,351 --> 00:52:24,717
[MOANS]
1033
00:52:26,051 --> 00:52:27,650
- Now you must go.
- Gotta go.
1034
00:52:27,784 --> 00:52:29,184
They're gonna meet
the Brothers who?
1035
00:52:29,317 --> 00:52:30,683
The Brothers Kababik.
1036
00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,750
- The Brothers Bababik.
- Shh!
1037
00:52:32,884 --> 00:52:35,184
- Kababik?
- You must get the jewel
1038
00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:36,583
before that happens.
1039
00:52:36,717 --> 00:52:40,117
You are our only hope,
so you must hurry.
1040
00:52:40,251 --> 00:52:42,384
[♪♪♪]
1041
00:52:44,084 --> 00:52:45,451
[CHUCKLING]
1042
00:52:47,984 --> 00:52:50,451
I think you should explain it
to us one more time.
1043
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:52,117
- Wait a second.
- Oh!
1044
00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:53,583
What about the desert fruit?
1045
00:52:53,717 --> 00:52:54,917
Aren't you gonna
lead us to that?
1046
00:52:55,051 --> 00:52:56,917
Now I must go...
1047
00:52:57,051 --> 00:52:59,217
before Switchblade
realizes I'm gone.
1048
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:02,984
What? Switchblade?
1049
00:53:03,117 --> 00:53:04,084
That's his weakness.
1050
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,051
I love you, Dr. Bravestone.
1051
00:53:09,317 --> 00:53:11,418
And I always will.
1052
00:53:11,550 --> 00:53:13,351
That...
1053
00:53:13,484 --> 00:53:15,550
is my curse.
1054
00:53:15,683 --> 00:53:17,051
[GASPS]
1055
00:53:19,117 --> 00:53:20,484
I love you too!
1056
00:53:22,217 --> 00:53:24,351
Well, she seems
like a nice girl.
1057
00:53:24,484 --> 00:53:26,750
- [SIGHS]
- [CAMEL BELLOWING]
1058
00:53:29,017 --> 00:53:31,051
We need camels.
1059
00:53:31,184 --> 00:53:34,583
Okay, if we're gonna catch up
with Jurgen, we need camels.
1060
00:53:34,717 --> 00:53:37,917
And we need to find the desert
fruit, whatever that is.
1061
00:53:38,051 --> 00:53:40,518
"Follow the flame."
I guess we have to follow her.
1062
00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:43,184
You guys follow her,
we'll go steal some camels.
1063
00:53:43,317 --> 00:53:45,217
[♪♪♪]
1064
00:54:02,984 --> 00:54:04,217
Whoa.
1065
00:54:10,683 --> 00:54:12,251
[FLAMES WHOOSHING]
1066
00:54:21,617 --> 00:54:23,583
[ELECTRIC CRACKLING]
1067
00:54:26,518 --> 00:54:28,518
[WATER BUBBLING]
1068
00:54:30,817 --> 00:54:32,583
"Jumanji Berry Tree."
1069
00:54:32,717 --> 00:54:34,583
Jumanji berry?
1070
00:54:34,717 --> 00:54:37,151
That's a desert fruit?
1071
00:54:37,284 --> 00:54:39,351
I guess.
1072
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:43,451
"In the moment of need,
remember the seed."
1073
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:45,518
A little bit
of Jumanji wisdom there.
1074
00:54:51,151 --> 00:54:52,284
There it is.
1075
00:54:53,884 --> 00:54:55,518
[LATCH CLICKS]
1076
00:54:57,151 --> 00:54:59,351
Milo and I will break in
and get the camels.
1077
00:54:59,484 --> 00:55:02,184
Grandpa, you stay here on
lookout. Keep a low profile.
1078
00:55:02,317 --> 00:55:04,583
Got it? Low profile.
1079
00:55:04,717 --> 00:55:06,550
If anyone tries
to enter the livery,
1080
00:55:06,683 --> 00:55:09,217
just, I don't know,
whistle or something.
1081
00:55:09,351 --> 00:55:10,717
Sure thing.
1082
00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:12,750
[SMOLDERS]
1083
00:55:15,017 --> 00:55:16,451
That's not when you smolder.
1084
00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:19,017
It's not the moment for it.
Forget it.
1085
00:55:19,151 --> 00:55:20,717
I did it.
I don't know what it was.
1086
00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:22,984
Look like your stomach
is upset.
1087
00:55:23,117 --> 00:55:24,750
Like you ate something bad.
1088
00:55:24,884 --> 00:55:27,217
[♪♪♪]
1089
00:55:27,351 --> 00:55:28,717
Oh, man.
1090
00:55:28,850 --> 00:55:31,351
I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
1091
00:55:31,484 --> 00:55:33,184
Stealing makes me
very uncomfortable,
1092
00:55:33,317 --> 00:55:36,518
which is not ideal
for a burglar.
1093
00:55:44,184 --> 00:55:45,917
[DOOR SHUTS]
1094
00:55:58,550 --> 00:56:00,917
So the fruit
is in the tree.
1095
00:56:01,051 --> 00:56:02,251
But you can't get to it
1096
00:56:02,384 --> 00:56:03,850
without going through
the water
1097
00:56:03,984 --> 00:56:05,451
or whatever that is.
1098
00:56:05,583 --> 00:56:08,418
Get boiled or eaten by piranhas
or something.
1099
00:56:12,251 --> 00:56:13,683
"Follow the flame."
1100
00:56:15,184 --> 00:56:17,418
I think that's how we get there.
1101
00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:20,683
But I don't know how
I'm supposed to make that jump.
1102
00:56:20,817 --> 00:56:23,251
I mean, it's doable...
1103
00:56:23,384 --> 00:56:25,750
but I don't have
my usual explosiveness.
1104
00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:29,650
- Ugh!
- Wh... Ho! Yo!
1105
00:56:29,784 --> 00:56:31,984
Ho, ho, ho! Wow!
1106
00:56:32,117 --> 00:56:33,550
[GRUNTS]
1107
00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:35,717
[OBERON CHUCKLES]
1108
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,484
[GRUNTING]
1109
00:56:40,950 --> 00:56:41,850
Yes!
1110
00:56:43,518 --> 00:56:45,184
[SCREAMS]
1111
00:56:45,317 --> 00:56:47,583
Martha! Ho!
1112
00:56:47,717 --> 00:56:49,051
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
1113
00:56:49,184 --> 00:56:50,518
[WATER BUBBLING]
1114
00:56:50,650 --> 00:56:52,518
Martha!
1115
00:56:52,650 --> 00:56:53,850
Oh...
1116
00:56:56,418 --> 00:56:57,518
[GASPS, COUGHING]
1117
00:56:57,650 --> 00:57:00,184
- Martha!
- Oh, it's really heavy.
1118
00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:04,251
Ugh! You okay?
Give me your hand.
1119
00:57:04,384 --> 00:57:05,550
There you go.
1120
00:57:06,850 --> 00:57:08,884
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
1121
00:57:09,017 --> 00:57:11,184
- [SCREAMS]
- [GROANS]
1122
00:57:11,317 --> 00:57:13,518
[BOTH GROAN]
1123
00:57:13,650 --> 00:57:15,583
Ow. Oh...
1124
00:57:15,717 --> 00:57:18,518
[GRUNTS, PANTING]
1125
00:57:18,650 --> 00:57:20,251
Wait a second.
1126
00:57:20,384 --> 00:57:22,418
- What...?
- The hell, man?
1127
00:57:22,550 --> 00:57:24,384
Oh, my God!
1128
00:57:24,518 --> 00:57:26,518
- The hell, man?
- Oh, my God.
1129
00:57:29,217 --> 00:57:31,251
- Fridge?
- Yeah.
1130
00:57:31,384 --> 00:57:33,151
Martha?
1131
00:57:33,284 --> 00:57:34,583
Yeah.
1132
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:39,084
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING,
LAUGHING]
1133
00:57:40,683 --> 00:57:43,717
Hey, move along.
Nothing to see here.
1134
00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:44,917
What'd you say?
1135
00:57:45,051 --> 00:57:46,550
I said, keep walking, pal.
1136
00:57:46,683 --> 00:57:49,251
Nothing to see here. Beat it.
1137
00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:53,518
- What'd you say?
- Beat it, get out of here.
1138
00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:54,917
What'd you say?
1139
00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:57,583
[GROANS]
1140
00:58:03,351 --> 00:58:04,550
[YELLS]
1141
00:58:05,884 --> 00:58:07,017
I said, scram!
1142
00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:09,051
[♪♪♪]
1143
00:58:12,683 --> 00:58:14,850
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1144
00:58:14,984 --> 00:58:19,051
You want a piece of me?
Yeah, come on, come on.
1145
00:58:19,184 --> 00:58:21,484
What do you got?
What do you got? Come on!
1146
00:58:21,617 --> 00:58:22,583
- [LAUGHS]
- [ALL YELLING]
1147
00:58:22,717 --> 00:58:24,850
Come and get it. Yeah!
1148
00:58:25,884 --> 00:58:28,217
- [ALL YELL]
- [YELLS]
1149
00:58:28,351 --> 00:58:30,317
Come on, you bastards!
1150
00:58:31,384 --> 00:58:34,151
Ha, wow! Ha, ha!
1151
00:58:34,284 --> 00:58:36,084
Here, camel, camel.
1152
00:58:37,217 --> 00:58:38,583
Come on, let's go.
1153
00:58:38,717 --> 00:58:40,184
[SIGHS]
1154
00:58:40,317 --> 00:58:43,351
They are proud and majestic
animals, aren't they?
1155
00:58:43,484 --> 00:58:47,317
[CAMEL BURPS, BELLOWS]
1156
00:58:47,451 --> 00:58:49,750
Oh, you're welcome. Heh.
1157
00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:55,850
Did you...? Were you
just talking to them?
1158
00:58:55,984 --> 00:58:58,617
Um, press your menu.
Uh, it's right here.
1159
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:01,184
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
1160
00:59:01,317 --> 00:59:02,683
"Linguistics."
1161
00:59:02,817 --> 00:59:04,451
You can talk to animals.
1162
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:05,583
Yes.
1163
00:59:05,717 --> 00:59:08,117
It appears that I speak camel.
1164
00:59:08,251 --> 00:59:09,884
Can you ask them to
come with us and...?
1165
00:59:10,017 --> 00:59:11,184
[CAMEL BELLOWING]
1166
00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:12,617
Excuse me.
1167
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,850
They're willing to talk.
1168
00:59:15,984 --> 00:59:17,884
Uh, they wanna know
what's in it for them
1169
00:59:18,017 --> 00:59:20,351
and how much luggage we have.
1170
00:59:20,484 --> 00:59:23,884
Will you look at me? Oh!
1171
00:59:24,017 --> 00:59:26,518
I mean, what am I supposed
to do with this?
1172
00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:28,084
You read the map.
1173
00:59:28,217 --> 00:59:30,583
I don't wanna read the map.
I'm supposed to be her.
1174
00:59:30,717 --> 00:59:33,650
Instead, there's actual hair
growing out of my face!
1175
00:59:33,784 --> 00:59:38,084
Sorry. All bodies are beautiful,
even this one.
1176
00:59:38,217 --> 00:59:39,817
Wait a second.
1177
00:59:41,850 --> 00:59:43,817
[YELLS]
1178
00:59:43,950 --> 00:59:44,984
[GRUNTS]
1179
00:59:45,117 --> 00:59:49,084
- Oh, this is amazing!
- Careful.
1180
00:59:49,217 --> 00:59:50,384
Fridge...
1181
00:59:53,184 --> 00:59:56,117
Yo, this thing is insane!
1182
00:59:56,251 --> 00:59:57,950
Be careful.
That body is not a toy.
1183
00:59:58,084 --> 00:59:59,683
No, it's a machine.
1184
00:59:59,817 --> 01:00:02,217
And on top of that...
1185
01:00:02,351 --> 01:00:03,884
boobs.
1186
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,884
Touch my boobs,
and I will murder you.
1187
01:00:06,017 --> 01:00:08,351
Too late. It was literally
the first thing I did.
1188
01:00:08,484 --> 01:00:09,750
Ew!
1189
01:00:09,884 --> 01:00:11,451
[GRUNTING]
1190
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:14,184
Hey, hey, don't do that.
1191
01:00:14,317 --> 01:00:16,084
Let's take this berry
and go meet them.
1192
01:00:16,217 --> 01:00:17,750
Relax, girl.
1193
01:00:17,884 --> 01:00:20,017
I'm trying that flying
acrobat thing you did.
1194
01:00:20,151 --> 01:00:21,717
- Don't. We have the berry.
- Check this out.
1195
01:00:21,850 --> 01:00:23,384
- It's not necessary.
- Omaha, Omaha!
1196
01:00:23,518 --> 01:00:25,084
- Hut, hut, hike!
- Wait.
1197
01:00:25,217 --> 01:00:27,583
[YELLS]
1198
01:00:27,717 --> 01:00:30,583
Fridge, be careful! I am telling
you, that body's a weapon.
1199
01:00:30,717 --> 01:00:32,084
You don't know
what it's capable of.
1200
01:00:32,217 --> 01:00:33,251
This is amazing!
1201
01:00:33,384 --> 01:00:35,084
That body's a loaded gun!
1202
01:00:35,217 --> 01:00:38,217
Yeah! And this gun's
about to go off!
1203
01:00:38,351 --> 01:00:40,084
Whoo... Oh!
1204
01:00:40,217 --> 01:00:41,984
Oh, my God!
1205
01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:43,750
Fridge!
1206
01:00:43,884 --> 01:00:45,251
- Come here.
- Ugh!
1207
01:00:45,384 --> 01:00:48,084
Oh, my God.
Goddamn it!
1208
01:00:48,217 --> 01:00:50,484
- Here, I got you. I got ya.
- Ugh!
1209
01:00:51,550 --> 01:00:52,550
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
1210
01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:54,617
[BOTH GRUNT]
1211
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,284
[GROANS]
1212
01:00:56,418 --> 01:00:58,518
[PANTING]
1213
01:00:58,650 --> 01:01:00,884
[GROANING]
1214
01:01:02,084 --> 01:01:04,917
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
1215
01:01:05,051 --> 01:01:07,117
Oh, my God, that was awful.
1216
01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:09,184
I hate being the map guy!
1217
01:01:12,384 --> 01:01:13,850
Let's get out of here.
1218
01:01:13,984 --> 01:01:15,351
[GRUNTS]
1219
01:01:17,084 --> 01:01:19,583
[MEN YELLING]
1220
01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:21,850
Switchblade! There he is.
1221
01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:24,583
SWITCHBLADE:
Bravestone!
1222
01:01:24,717 --> 01:01:27,084
I told you to stay
the hell away from my wife!
1223
01:01:31,117 --> 01:01:34,384
- We got company.
- What did you do?
1224
01:01:34,518 --> 01:01:37,051
All right, guys, this is
the moment. We need you now.
1225
01:01:37,184 --> 01:01:40,418
[BELLOWING]
1226
01:01:40,550 --> 01:01:44,717
Uh, they said that we can
get away out the back door.
1227
01:01:44,850 --> 01:01:47,650
- Are you talking to that camel?
- Yes.
1228
01:01:47,784 --> 01:01:49,518
That's Lucille and Hank.
1229
01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:51,317
And Jeffrey's in the back.
1230
01:01:52,617 --> 01:01:54,518
[♪♪♪]
1231
01:01:59,017 --> 01:02:00,617
- Hey!
- Hey.
1232
01:02:03,184 --> 01:02:04,950
- We should get going.
- What happened?
1233
01:02:05,084 --> 01:02:06,750
My grandpa beat up
45 strangers.
1234
01:02:06,884 --> 01:02:08,884
That woman's husband
is trying to kill him.
1235
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,351
Mm.
1236
01:02:10,484 --> 01:02:11,884
Is that the desert fruit?
1237
01:02:12,017 --> 01:02:13,518
Yeah. It's a Jumanji berry,
1238
01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:15,850
and it weighs like 100 pounds.
1239
01:02:15,984 --> 01:02:17,084
My grandpa will carry it.
1240
01:02:17,217 --> 01:02:19,117
[MEN YELLING]
1241
01:02:20,418 --> 01:02:21,617
We should get out of here.
1242
01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,583
Come on, Grandpa.
Let's go.
1243
01:02:23,717 --> 01:02:25,418
- I could take them.
- RUBY: What?
1244
01:02:25,550 --> 01:02:26,750
What? We escaped.
1245
01:02:26,884 --> 01:02:29,184
- I said, I could take them.
- Oh, Eddie.
1246
01:02:29,317 --> 01:02:31,317
No, Grandpa Eddie,
that's Switchblade!
1247
01:02:31,451 --> 01:02:33,518
I'm telling you,
there's a time when you run.
1248
01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:35,917
Then there's a time in life,
like now, where you stay...
1249
01:02:36,051 --> 01:02:37,384
[MISSILE WHISTLING]
1250
01:02:41,717 --> 01:02:44,351
Yeah! Yeah!
1251
01:02:44,484 --> 01:02:45,750
ALL [CHANTING]:
Switchblade! Switchblade!
1252
01:02:45,884 --> 01:02:47,550
Nice shot, Switchblade!
1253
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:22,700
[ELECTRONIC CHIMES ECHO]
1254
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:25,833
[ALL GRUNTING]
1255
01:03:25,967 --> 01:03:27,034
- OBERON: Oh!
- Phew.
1256
01:03:29,067 --> 01:03:30,767
[PANTING]
1257
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:32,833
[SIGHS]
1258
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,733
What?
1259
01:03:35,867 --> 01:03:37,700
[♪♪♪]
1260
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,733
[BIRD SCREECHING]
1261
01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:45,833
[CAMELS BELLOWING]
1262
01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:51,434
We should see
Mount Zhatmire pretty soon.
1263
01:03:53,867 --> 01:03:57,700
You know, Gladys and I took
a road trip before she passed.
1264
01:03:57,833 --> 01:04:00,167
We went on a ceramics tour
1265
01:04:00,301 --> 01:04:01,800
through the Southwest.
1266
01:04:01,934 --> 01:04:04,401
I lost my restaurant
so you could drive around
1267
01:04:04,534 --> 01:04:06,634
- and look at ashtrays?
- Yes, Ed.
1268
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,167
That's what you do
when you retire.
1269
01:04:09,301 --> 01:04:11,534
You explore your interests.
1270
01:04:11,668 --> 01:04:13,301
I don't have interests.
1271
01:04:13,434 --> 01:04:16,067
Guys like me, we don't retire!
1272
01:04:16,201 --> 01:04:18,201
We work,
and then we keep working,
1273
01:04:18,334 --> 01:04:20,034
and then, eventually, we die.
1274
01:04:20,167 --> 01:04:23,034
But you retired me.
You retired me.
1275
01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:25,568
It's a wonder I lasted
as long as I did.
1276
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:27,800
- What?
- You're a difficult man, Ed.
1277
01:04:27,934 --> 01:04:30,034
You don't abandon
your best friend, Milo.
1278
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:33,601
When I lost the restaurant,
I lost everything!
1279
01:04:33,733 --> 01:04:34,767
You...?
1280
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:35,833
[CAMEL BELLOWS]
1281
01:04:35,967 --> 01:04:37,833
Yes. Yes, I know he is.
1282
01:04:37,967 --> 01:04:41,067
- Are you talking to my camel?
- Yes, I'm talking to the camel.
1283
01:04:41,201 --> 01:04:44,668
And he can tell
that you're a pain in the ass.
1284
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,100
My camel's taking your side?
1285
01:04:47,234 --> 01:04:48,501
[BELLOWS]
1286
01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:50,668
And he's not your camel.
1287
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,733
He's just giving you a ride.
1288
01:04:52,867 --> 01:04:56,833
Oh! Well, how about the both
of you go screw yourselves?
1289
01:04:56,967 --> 01:04:59,034
- What did you just say?
- Guys!
1290
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:02,467
You and me, we gonna settle
this right here, right now!
1291
01:05:02,601 --> 01:05:03,900
[MURMURS]
1292
01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:05,700
- I'll show you.
- What are you doing?
1293
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:08,733
- Don't worry about it.
- Milo, what are you doing?
1294
01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:11,467
Hold on. Wait, wait.
Here we go.
1295
01:05:15,668 --> 01:05:19,134
You want a piece of me, huh?
That's what you want?
1296
01:05:19,267 --> 01:05:21,800
You do not want a piece of him,
Milo, I'm telling you.
1297
01:05:21,934 --> 01:05:24,301
Oh, that's where
you're wrong, young man.
1298
01:05:24,434 --> 01:05:26,467
'Cause I do want a piece.
1299
01:05:26,601 --> 01:05:28,668
I want a big piece.
1300
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:33,833
See, Eddie, what you don't know
is that for the last 15 years,
1301
01:05:33,967 --> 01:05:36,267
I've been studying tai chi.
1302
01:05:36,401 --> 01:05:37,767
And right now,
1303
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:40,167
I am harnessing my chi.
1304
01:05:40,301 --> 01:05:43,367
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna whup your ass.
1305
01:05:43,501 --> 01:05:46,501
Milo, I am telling you,
this is not a good idea.
1306
01:05:46,634 --> 01:05:48,867
- [YELLS]
- [GROANS]
1307
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,668
[BRAVESTONE YELLS, GRUNTS]
1308
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,234
No!
1309
01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:53,601
- [GROANING]
- [GROANS]
1310
01:05:58,201 --> 01:06:00,733
Oh, dude!
1311
01:06:00,867 --> 01:06:03,034
You gotta stop
killing everybody.
1312
01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,733
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
1313
01:06:06,434 --> 01:06:08,334
[GRUNTING]
1314
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,668
All right, then.
1315
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,534
Well, I guess that's settled.
1316
01:06:15,668 --> 01:06:17,568
[♪♪♪]
1317
01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:29,967
The camels just stopped.
1318
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:32,401
[BELLOWING]
1319
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,833
This is as far as they go.
1320
01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:38,267
To get to Jurgen's fortress,
they said that we can
1321
01:06:38,401 --> 01:06:40,867
head down this path here
and make a right.
1322
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,501
Then we're in his territory.
1323
01:06:42,634 --> 01:06:44,000
And they don't wanna
go there
1324
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:47,067
because they
don't want to die.
1325
01:06:47,201 --> 01:06:49,267
We don't wanna die either.
1326
01:06:49,401 --> 01:06:51,534
[SMOLDERS]
1327
01:06:54,134 --> 01:06:56,601
He's the worst Bravestone
of all time.
1328
01:06:56,733 --> 01:06:58,601
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
1329
01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:12,568
[ROPES CREAKING]
1330
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,634
[♪♪♪]
1331
01:07:31,334 --> 01:07:34,000
So we have to get
across... this.
1332
01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:37,434
[SIGHS]
1333
01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:40,267
Okay, we can do this.
We can do this.
1334
01:07:40,401 --> 01:07:42,733
We have to take our time,
make careful decisions.
1335
01:07:42,867 --> 01:07:44,733
What are you talking about?
It's obvious.
1336
01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:46,234
We start on that bridge there,
1337
01:07:46,367 --> 01:07:48,568
then jump to that one
that heads to the right,
1338
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:51,201
and then those look
like two sides of a trapezoid...
1339
01:07:51,334 --> 01:07:52,434
[GASPS]
1340
01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:56,000
Geometry.
That's what it's for!
1341
01:07:56,134 --> 01:07:58,334
Maybe this character's
not totally worthless.
1342
01:07:58,467 --> 01:07:59,534
[SIGHS]
1343
01:07:59,668 --> 01:08:01,434
- I'll go first.
- Really?
1344
01:08:01,568 --> 01:08:02,934
[ROPES CREAKING]
1345
01:08:06,534 --> 01:08:08,301
You see? It's no big deal.
1346
01:08:08,434 --> 01:08:10,201
[RHYTHMIC DRUMBEAT PLAYING]
1347
01:08:10,334 --> 01:08:11,501
Oh.
What's going on?
1348
01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:13,534
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, no.
1349
01:08:13,668 --> 01:08:16,034
[WOOD CREAKING]
1350
01:08:16,167 --> 01:08:17,367
- RUBY: No.
- Grandpa!
1351
01:08:21,034 --> 01:08:22,467
Ah, crap.
1352
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,000
Ah, geez.
1353
01:08:26,634 --> 01:08:28,134
What the hell?
1354
01:08:31,534 --> 01:08:33,568
- MING: It's okay. We can do this.
- RUBY: Yeah?
1355
01:08:33,733 --> 01:08:35,401
It's about finding
the right timing.
1356
01:08:35,534 --> 01:08:37,301
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Follow me.
1357
01:08:37,434 --> 01:08:39,201
[♪♪♪]
1358
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,334
[GRUNTS]
1359
01:08:42,467 --> 01:08:44,201
Come on!
1360
01:08:44,334 --> 01:08:46,034
BRAVESTONE:
Come on, Milo, come on!
1361
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:51,267
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
1362
01:08:51,401 --> 01:08:53,434
- Oh! Oh, Lord.
- Here.
1363
01:08:53,568 --> 01:08:55,067
Oh, okay.
1364
01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:02,067
Hey, you guys.
1365
01:09:02,201 --> 01:09:04,234
Is that rock... moving?
1366
01:09:04,367 --> 01:09:06,434
- [RUMBLING]
- [WIND WHISTLING]
1367
01:09:09,634 --> 01:09:11,800
- Oh, no.
- What?
1368
01:09:11,934 --> 01:09:14,134
Well, now, this is a problem.
1369
01:09:14,267 --> 01:09:16,401
- OBERON: Come on, what is it?
- MOUSE: Oh, my.
1370
01:09:16,534 --> 01:09:18,568
- BRAVESTONE: Spit it out!
- OBERON: What is it?
1371
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:21,700
- RUBY: Tell us!
- MING: Tell us! Milo!
1372
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:24,000
- [SCREECHING]
- [SCREAMS]
1373
01:09:24,134 --> 01:09:26,000
[GROWLS, ROARING]
1374
01:09:26,134 --> 01:09:27,800
Those are mandrills.
1375
01:09:27,934 --> 01:09:30,067
- We should go. Go, go!
- Go!
1376
01:09:30,201 --> 01:09:34,034
[MANDRILLS ROARING, SCREECHING]
1377
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:36,201
That one! Obtuse angle!
1378
01:09:38,301 --> 01:09:40,367
Note the distinctive
and colorful pigment
1379
01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:42,501
around their face and buttocks.
1380
01:09:46,234 --> 01:09:48,900
Mandrills are the heaviest
of all monkeys.
1381
01:09:49,034 --> 01:09:53,401
Even heavier than baboons, with
which they are often confused.
1382
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,867
OBERON:
And now head for the rhombus!
1383
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,934
Come on. Hurry up.
1384
01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:01,334
- Rhombus! Rhombus!
- Come on.
1385
01:10:01,467 --> 01:10:03,767
[♪♪♪]
1386
01:10:10,634 --> 01:10:12,167
OBERON:
No, Martha!
1387
01:10:12,301 --> 01:10:14,301
- You're on the wrong bridge!
- What?
1388
01:10:14,434 --> 01:10:15,867
The perpendicular one!
1389
01:10:23,134 --> 01:10:24,301
Martha!
1390
01:10:25,501 --> 01:10:27,367
[GROWLING, ROARS]
1391
01:10:27,501 --> 01:10:28,568
[SCREAMING]
1392
01:10:30,668 --> 01:10:31,634
Martha!
1393
01:10:34,833 --> 01:10:36,568
No!
1394
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:39,668
No!
1395
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,167
OBERON:
Spencer, behind you!
1396
01:10:42,301 --> 01:10:44,367
[HOOTING, SCREECHING]
1397
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:46,167
BRAVESTONE:
Jump!
1398
01:10:46,301 --> 01:10:48,601
Come on, I got you!
1399
01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:49,934
[YELLING]
1400
01:10:50,067 --> 01:10:52,234
Spencer!
1401
01:10:52,367 --> 01:10:53,934
[GRUNTING]
1402
01:10:54,067 --> 01:10:55,900
[ROARING]
1403
01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:58,234
- [MANDRILL SCREECHES]
- [MING YELLS]
1404
01:10:58,367 --> 01:10:59,767
- [GRUNTING]
- [MANDRILL HOOTING]
1405
01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:01,234
Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
1406
01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:02,900
[GRUNTING]
1407
01:11:03,034 --> 01:11:04,234
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
1408
01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:11,334
[GRUNTS, SCREAMING]
1409
01:11:11,467 --> 01:11:13,767
Oh, no! No! Ow! Ow!
1410
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:14,934
Get off!
1411
01:11:15,067 --> 01:11:16,467
[GRUNTING]
1412
01:11:16,601 --> 01:11:18,367
[GROWLING, ROARING]
1413
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:23,467
Come on.
1414
01:11:23,601 --> 01:11:25,234
[MANDRILLS SCREECHING]
1415
01:11:28,467 --> 01:11:30,201
All right, bring it on.
1416
01:11:30,334 --> 01:11:32,234
[♪♪♪]
1417
01:11:32,367 --> 01:11:35,301
Come on, come here. Ha, ha!
1418
01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:38,800
- Grandpa!
- Ow!
1419
01:11:38,934 --> 01:11:40,967
Grandpa! Enough!
1420
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,501
- Grandpa, stop!
- Yeah!
1421
01:11:42,634 --> 01:11:43,501
They're gone!
1422
01:11:43,634 --> 01:11:45,800
- [YELLS]
- [LAUGHING]
1423
01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:47,501
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
1424
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,501
[PANTING]
1425
01:11:53,067 --> 01:11:54,934
[MANDRILLS SCREECHING, HOOTING]
1426
01:11:55,067 --> 01:11:56,434
Come on!
1427
01:12:02,334 --> 01:12:03,501
Give me your hand!
1428
01:12:03,634 --> 01:12:05,034
- What?
- Trust me!
1429
01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:06,234
[GRUNTS]
1430
01:12:06,367 --> 01:12:08,100
[♪♪♪]
1431
01:12:18,201 --> 01:12:20,334
[GRUNTS, PANTING]
1432
01:12:20,467 --> 01:12:22,334
[♪♪♪]
1433
01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,568
Oh! Go.
1434
01:12:29,201 --> 01:12:32,034
Last one. Aim for
the center of the parabola!
1435
01:12:33,967 --> 01:12:35,000
- [ANKLE SNAPS]
- [GROANS]
1436
01:12:35,134 --> 01:12:38,301
Oh, damn. Ugh! Son of a...
1437
01:12:40,034 --> 01:12:41,668
Ow!
1438
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,867
[YELLS]
1439
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,634
Oh! Oh! Oh!
1440
01:12:46,767 --> 01:12:48,900
- Eddie?
- Milo!
1441
01:12:49,034 --> 01:12:51,601
Eddie!
Hey, Eddie, where you going?
1442
01:12:52,733 --> 01:12:54,234
I need your help, Eddie.
1443
01:12:54,367 --> 01:12:56,534
[SCREECHING, ROARS]
1444
01:12:56,668 --> 01:12:57,833
Eddie!
1445
01:12:58,900 --> 01:12:59,900
[BOTH YELLING]
1446
01:13:00,034 --> 01:13:01,000
Oh!
1447
01:13:01,134 --> 01:13:03,501
[MANDRILLS SCREECHING]
1448
01:13:03,634 --> 01:13:08,034
- Oh!
- Ugh.
1449
01:13:08,167 --> 01:13:10,434
[BOTH YELL, GROAN]
1450
01:13:10,568 --> 01:13:12,601
Eddie! Milo!
1451
01:13:17,234 --> 01:13:18,568
[GROANS]
1452
01:13:19,967 --> 01:13:21,334
Oh!
1453
01:13:21,467 --> 01:13:24,334
[BRAVESTONE GRUNTING]
1454
01:13:27,034 --> 01:13:29,367
[MANDRILLS HOOTING, SCREECHING]
1455
01:13:32,601 --> 01:13:33,867
[ROARING]
1456
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,034
- OBERON: Seriously?
- Later.
1457
01:13:37,434 --> 01:13:38,800
- Run!
- Run!
1458
01:13:41,034 --> 01:13:42,733
[SCREAMS]
1459
01:13:42,867 --> 01:13:44,334
[ALL GASPING]
1460
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,700
- [ROARS]
- [YELLS]
1461
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:50,900
[HORSE WHINNYING]
1462
01:13:51,034 --> 01:13:52,767
[♪♪♪]
1463
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,501
[MANDRILLS SCREECHING]
1464
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,034
MAN:
Hyah!
1465
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:04,733
[HORSE NEIGHS]
1466
01:14:12,867 --> 01:14:14,534
Hey, guys.
1467
01:14:14,668 --> 01:14:15,900
Who the hell's this?
1468
01:14:16,034 --> 01:14:18,334
RUBY:
Alex, what are you doing here?
1469
01:14:18,467 --> 01:14:20,534
Bethany thought
you might need some help.
1470
01:14:20,668 --> 01:14:23,134
- Where is Bethany?
- She's right here.
1471
01:14:24,167 --> 01:14:25,301
You mean...?
1472
01:14:25,434 --> 01:14:27,634
[NEIGHS, WHINNYING]
1473
01:14:31,534 --> 01:14:33,733
"Oh, my God, right?
1474
01:14:33,867 --> 01:14:36,201
Like, I'm a total horse.
1475
01:14:36,334 --> 01:14:39,167
I can't believe
that we found you guys.
1476
01:14:39,301 --> 01:14:41,000
[SINGSONG VOICE]
Hi."
1477
01:14:41,134 --> 01:14:43,967
Yep, that's Bethany.
Ha-ha-ha. What's up, girl?
1478
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:45,167
Hey.
1479
01:14:45,301 --> 01:14:47,134
Oh, we brought you
some clothes.
1480
01:14:47,267 --> 01:14:48,534
You must be freezing.
1481
01:14:48,668 --> 01:14:50,568
[♪♪♪]
1482
01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:57,401
So, uh, this horse
is a character in the game?
1483
01:14:57,534 --> 01:14:59,434
Yeah. Cyclone's his name.
1484
01:14:59,568 --> 01:15:01,867
[WHINNIES]
1485
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,534
- How's that feel?
- I don't know.
1486
01:15:03,668 --> 01:15:05,534
I sprained it pretty good.
1487
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:07,067
Where'd you get these clothes?
1488
01:15:07,201 --> 01:15:09,267
When I realized how far
north we were going,
1489
01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:11,034
- we stopped to go shopping.
- Ah.
1490
01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:13,201
You can shop here?
How did you know that?
1491
01:15:13,334 --> 01:15:15,534
I was here for 20 years, kiddo.
1492
01:15:15,668 --> 01:15:17,601
At least I got rid
of that stupid hat.
1493
01:15:17,733 --> 01:15:19,501
Now I got this stupid hat.
1494
01:15:19,634 --> 01:15:21,234
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1495
01:15:35,767 --> 01:15:37,367
It's something,
isn't it?
1496
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,467
Yeah,
it's something.
1497
01:15:43,301 --> 01:15:45,534
You know, Eddie...
1498
01:15:45,668 --> 01:15:50,367
you didn't lose everything
when you lost the restaurant.
1499
01:15:50,501 --> 01:15:52,301
You still got a lot, man.
1500
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,733
[SIGHS]
1501
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,267
I lost my friend.
1502
01:16:01,367 --> 01:16:02,601
So did I.
1503
01:16:02,733 --> 01:16:04,700
[♪♪♪]
1504
01:16:16,668 --> 01:16:18,034
I'm sorry, Milo.
1505
01:16:25,234 --> 01:16:28,067
Hey, I'm sorry too, Eddie.
1506
01:16:28,201 --> 01:16:30,668
I should have tracked you down
a long time ago.
1507
01:16:32,934 --> 01:16:35,467
I'm glad you came over
for coffee.
1508
01:16:35,601 --> 01:16:37,201
[CHUCKLES]
1509
01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:40,700
What made you do it, huh?
1510
01:16:42,467 --> 01:16:44,034
I mean, why now?
1511
01:16:47,201 --> 01:16:48,501
Milo, what's going on?
1512
01:16:48,634 --> 01:16:50,534
[♪♪♪]
1513
01:16:54,534 --> 01:16:55,668
You're sick.
1514
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,000
How bad?
1515
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:04,833
I don't have much time left.
1516
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,201
Son of a bitch.
1517
01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,900
But I count myself lucky,
Eddie.
1518
01:17:13,034 --> 01:17:16,000
I was married
to a wonderful woman.
1519
01:17:16,134 --> 01:17:18,833
I got to live a wonderful life.
1520
01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:21,501
And not everybody
can say that.
1521
01:17:21,634 --> 01:17:24,867
That's why I wanted
to make things better with you.
1522
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,334
And now that they are...
1523
01:17:27,467 --> 01:17:29,501
well, I'm...
1524
01:17:29,634 --> 01:17:31,301
I'm happy about that too.
1525
01:17:45,301 --> 01:17:48,833
Grandpa, Milo.
Come on, we gotta go.
1526
01:17:55,934 --> 01:17:57,301
OBERON:
"The Fortress."
1527
01:17:57,434 --> 01:17:59,534
Looks like
the last level.
1528
01:17:59,668 --> 01:18:02,000
Okay, so we, uh,
climb that mountain
1529
01:18:02,134 --> 01:18:03,434
and then we sneak in somehow.
1530
01:18:03,568 --> 01:18:05,067
MING: Yeah,
and then we steal the jewel
1531
01:18:05,201 --> 01:18:06,934
before the Brothers Kababik
get there.
1532
01:18:07,067 --> 01:18:09,767
- And then show it to the sun?
- Sounds like a plan.
1533
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,501
What?
1534
01:18:11,634 --> 01:18:14,934
I'm sorry, I think I missed
the "plan" part of the plan.
1535
01:18:15,067 --> 01:18:18,267
That last level almost killed
us all. I can barely walk.
1536
01:18:18,401 --> 01:18:20,668
Your grandpa beats the hell
out of the wrong guy
1537
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,668
or we get attacked by a bear,
what am I supposed to do?
1538
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,267
I'm not gonna beat up
the wrong guy.
1539
01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,067
You are gonna beat up
the wrong guy!
1540
01:18:27,201 --> 01:18:28,867
You're not a good Bravestone!
1541
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,568
You're too stubborn
and pissed off.
1542
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:32,067
You keep getting us killed.
1543
01:18:32,201 --> 01:18:33,767
What the hell
you talking about?
1544
01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:35,401
And Milo...
1545
01:18:35,534 --> 01:18:37,501
And I say this
with all due respect, sir.
1546
01:18:37,634 --> 01:18:39,900
...is not a good person
to be the zoologist.
1547
01:18:40,034 --> 01:18:42,100
He talks too slow,
and by the time
1548
01:18:42,234 --> 01:18:43,867
he gets to the point,
you're dead!
1549
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,334
Once again, no offense.
1550
01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:46,334
None taken.
1551
01:18:46,467 --> 01:18:48,034
And let me tell you why.
1552
01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:50,900
- Because my friend Bernard...
- You see?
1553
01:18:51,034 --> 01:18:53,100
You're a thief who's
too neurotic to steal,
1554
01:18:53,234 --> 01:18:54,900
Bethany's a horse...
1555
01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:56,501
[WHINNIES, SNORTS]
1556
01:18:56,634 --> 01:18:58,900
All I know is,
we are stuck here again,
1557
01:18:59,034 --> 01:19:03,134
we are running out of lives,
and my ankle is killing me! Ahh!
1558
01:19:03,267 --> 01:19:05,134
- Oh, my God!
- Fridge!
1559
01:19:05,267 --> 01:19:07,501
Fridge! Are you okay?
1560
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,167
OBERON:
Yo, you guys gotta see this!
1561
01:19:11,301 --> 01:19:13,367
[♪♪♪]
1562
01:19:21,534 --> 01:19:24,234
["WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING]
1563
01:19:24,367 --> 01:19:27,301
That's what the water
looked like at the tree.
1564
01:19:27,434 --> 01:19:28,700
When we...
1565
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:30,800
BOTH:
Switched bodies.
1566
01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:32,367
[NICKERING]
1567
01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:40,367
["WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1568
01:19:43,301 --> 01:19:44,967
[CYCLONE WHINNIES]
1569
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,000
♪ Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games ♪
1570
01:20:03,134 --> 01:20:06,434
♪ We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names ♪
1571
01:20:06,568 --> 01:20:08,501
♪ We are the people
That you find ♪
1572
01:20:08,634 --> 01:20:10,733
♪ Whatever you may need... ♪
1573
01:20:10,867 --> 01:20:12,267
[ALL SHUDDERING]
1574
01:20:12,401 --> 01:20:14,601
- Goddamn, that is cold!
- MING: Oh!
1575
01:20:14,733 --> 01:20:18,668
Oh! Oh, man! It's freezing!
1576
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,934
What the hell, man?
1577
01:20:21,867 --> 01:20:23,234
Yes!
1578
01:20:23,367 --> 01:20:24,601
I missed you so much.
1579
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:26,601
Oh, my God, you guys, hi.
1580
01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:29,434
Ahem, Spencer?
1581
01:20:29,568 --> 01:20:30,601
[CHUCKLES]
1582
01:20:30,733 --> 01:20:32,867
- Hey.
- Hey.
1583
01:20:36,733 --> 01:20:39,034
- Grandpa?
- Yeah, what?
1584
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,201
[NEIGHS]
1585
01:20:41,467 --> 01:20:42,334
Milo?
1586
01:20:42,467 --> 01:20:43,700
[WHINNIES]
1587
01:20:45,301 --> 01:20:46,767
You should see
the size of your...
1588
01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:50,034
Phew. Damn.
1589
01:20:50,167 --> 01:20:52,201
I never thought I'd be
this happy to shrink.
1590
01:20:52,334 --> 01:20:53,234
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1591
01:20:53,367 --> 01:20:54,568
I have never seen anything
1592
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:55,767
quite like that before.
1593
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:57,234
Oh, my God, it's so good
1594
01:20:57,367 --> 01:20:59,568
to be able to talk again
with words.
1595
01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:02,367
- Spencer, hi!
- Hey, Bethany.
1596
01:21:02,501 --> 01:21:04,034
We have so much
catching up to do.
1597
01:21:04,167 --> 01:21:05,534
I wanna hear about New York.
1598
01:21:05,668 --> 01:21:08,634
But it feels like this
isn't the perfect moment.
1599
01:21:08,767 --> 01:21:10,800
Right. Like, later.
1600
01:21:10,934 --> 01:21:12,067
Later.
1601
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:16,501
- Better?
- Yeah.
1602
01:21:16,634 --> 01:21:18,167
Much.
1603
01:21:22,301 --> 01:21:24,467
I got hair! Heh, heh!
1604
01:21:24,601 --> 01:21:27,367
For the first time in 40 years.
I gotta go tell Milo.
1605
01:21:27,501 --> 01:21:29,534
- Be careful out there, Grandpa.
- Yeah.
1606
01:21:29,668 --> 01:21:31,034
- How's your ankle?
- Hm?
1607
01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:33,067
- Your ankle.
- It's a little sore.
1608
01:21:33,201 --> 01:21:35,134
Not as bad
as you were making it seem.
1609
01:21:35,267 --> 01:21:37,000
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
1610
01:21:37,134 --> 01:21:39,867
You were making a big deal
of it. It's not that bad.
1611
01:21:42,201 --> 01:21:44,301
[MEN CHATTERING]
1612
01:21:44,434 --> 01:21:45,668
[WHINNYING]
1613
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,700
Hey! Get the hell away
from that horse!
1614
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,334
Freeze!
1615
01:21:49,467 --> 01:21:51,000
MING:
Milo! Hey!
1616
01:21:51,134 --> 01:21:52,634
OBERON:
Wait, which ankle was it?
1617
01:21:52,767 --> 01:21:53,934
- Hold it.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1618
01:21:54,067 --> 01:21:55,534
Get your hands off of me!
1619
01:21:55,668 --> 01:21:57,833
Hey! I'm with you, Milo.
1620
01:21:57,967 --> 01:21:59,167
I'm right here.
1621
01:21:59,301 --> 01:22:00,733
[WHINNIES]
1622
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:04,568
Guys, guys.
1623
01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:07,134
Eddie and Milo.
1624
01:22:07,267 --> 01:22:08,201
They got them.
1625
01:22:08,334 --> 01:22:10,234
[♪♪♪]
1626
01:22:15,634 --> 01:22:17,201
MOUSE:
There's ice everywhere,
1627
01:22:17,334 --> 01:22:19,568
and there's only one road in.
1628
01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:23,167
It's covered with guards.
I don't know how we'll get in.
1629
01:22:23,301 --> 01:22:25,167
OBERON:
Hm. Whoa!
1630
01:22:25,301 --> 01:22:27,934
Oh, okay. I see a dungeon
1631
01:22:28,067 --> 01:22:29,401
at the top of this ice wall.
1632
01:22:29,534 --> 01:22:31,767
That must be where
they're keeping your grandpa.
1633
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:34,367
And Milo is probably
in this, like, barn thing
1634
01:22:34,501 --> 01:22:36,501
all the way
on the other side of the place.
1635
01:22:36,634 --> 01:22:38,733
Okay. We gotta split up.
1636
01:22:38,867 --> 01:22:41,434
One team goes to get Milo,
the other busts out Grandpa.
1637
01:22:41,568 --> 01:22:43,501
But how do we get in?
1638
01:22:43,634 --> 01:22:45,000
Fridge, do you have
1639
01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:47,668
any ice-climbing equipment
in your backpack?
1640
01:22:49,733 --> 01:22:51,700
You mean something like this?
1641
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,367
- BRAVESTONE: Just like that.
- See?
1642
01:22:54,501 --> 01:22:56,568
That's why
I'm the backpack guy.
1643
01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,534
- That's why.
- Yeah. You're great at that.
1644
01:22:58,668 --> 01:23:00,201
Yeah, I know.
1645
01:23:00,334 --> 01:23:03,034
Martha,
will you come with me?
1646
01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:04,867
Of course.
1647
01:23:09,401 --> 01:23:11,100
[♪♪♪]
1648
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,900
I forgot
what this part feels like.
1649
01:23:18,034 --> 01:23:19,733
It's scary.
1650
01:23:20,934 --> 01:23:23,167
- Yeah.
- Hey.
1651
01:23:23,301 --> 01:23:26,134
We can do it.
This team can do anything.
1652
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:29,201
Nobody knows that
better than me.
1653
01:23:29,334 --> 01:23:32,967
- Yeah.
- Come on, you guys.
1654
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,301
Bring it in.
1655
01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:39,700
[CHANTING]
Be aggressive.
1656
01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:41,234
Be, be aggressive.
1657
01:23:41,367 --> 01:23:42,668
Be aggressive.
1658
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,167
Be, be aggressive.
Come on, guys.
1659
01:23:45,301 --> 01:23:47,134
That's not what
I thought this was. No.
1660
01:23:47,267 --> 01:23:48,201
We should just go.
1661
01:23:48,334 --> 01:23:50,733
Okay, just... Go, team.
1662
01:23:50,867 --> 01:23:52,800
[♪♪♪]
1663
01:23:57,534 --> 01:23:59,301
[VEHICLES RUMBLING]
1664
01:24:00,334 --> 01:24:02,234
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1665
01:24:06,501 --> 01:24:07,534
SEAPLANE:
Okay.
1666
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:09,401
I'm gonna try
to sneak in with them.
1667
01:24:09,534 --> 01:24:12,467
In this outfit, I might be able
to pass. You guys stay here...
1668
01:24:12,601 --> 01:24:14,267
What? No way.
1669
01:24:14,401 --> 01:24:15,767
Now's the moment. Stay here.
1670
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:18,234
- Alex, no!
- Go. Good luck, Alex.
1671
01:24:21,401 --> 01:24:22,700
Come on.
1672
01:24:22,833 --> 01:24:25,034
What are you talking about,
"Come on"? Bethany.
1673
01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:26,334
Bethany!
1674
01:24:26,467 --> 01:24:28,100
[♪♪♪]
1675
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,668
MAN:
Turn right.
1676
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,601
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1677
01:24:48,201 --> 01:24:50,700
You there. Stay where you are.
1678
01:24:50,833 --> 01:24:52,167
Who, us?
1679
01:24:52,301 --> 01:24:55,201
Are you the Brothers Kababik?
1680
01:24:55,334 --> 01:24:59,000
- Are we the who?
- Are you the Brothers Kababik?
1681
01:24:59,134 --> 01:25:00,733
Yes.
1682
01:25:00,867 --> 01:25:03,067
We are them. It is we. Us.
1683
01:25:03,201 --> 01:25:07,100
We are the Brothers Cadabra...
Kadabrik.
1684
01:25:07,234 --> 01:25:09,067
He is one brother,
1685
01:25:09,201 --> 01:25:12,867
and I am the other brother.
1686
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,934
We... We got different mothers.
1687
01:25:16,067 --> 01:25:20,367
But we, uh... We came to get
the thing that we came to get.
1688
01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:24,134
Brothers Kababik,
1689
01:25:24,267 --> 01:25:26,034
on behalf of Jurgen the Brutal,
1690
01:25:26,167 --> 01:25:28,467
welcome to Zhatmire Stronghold.
1691
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:30,501
Ah, thank you.
1692
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,467
[♪♪♪]
1693
01:25:34,601 --> 01:25:36,401
[WIND WHISTLING]
1694
01:25:46,301 --> 01:25:48,000
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1695
01:25:49,334 --> 01:25:52,334
There's something
I have to ask you.
1696
01:25:52,467 --> 01:25:53,833
Okay.
1697
01:25:53,967 --> 01:25:56,800
Why didn't you come visit
when you were supposed to?
1698
01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:58,634
You canceled the first time,
1699
01:25:58,767 --> 01:26:01,467
then you were gonna come
for Halloween. You cancel again.
1700
01:26:01,601 --> 01:26:03,167
Then the next time
I hear from you,
1701
01:26:03,301 --> 01:26:05,167
you tell me
we should take a break?
1702
01:26:05,301 --> 01:26:06,668
[SIGHS]
1703
01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:11,668
It's just... I saw all
your pictures on Instagram,
1704
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,700
and you looked like you
were having so much fun, and...
1705
01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:18,267
I just got really insecure
or something.
1706
01:26:18,401 --> 01:26:21,634
Like I wasn't the guy
I thought I was.
1707
01:26:21,767 --> 01:26:24,401
Or I wasn't the guy
you thought I was.
1708
01:26:24,534 --> 01:26:26,833
Which would be even worse.
1709
01:26:26,967 --> 01:26:30,167
Spencer,
do you think I'm not...
1710
01:26:30,301 --> 01:26:33,201
totally terrified
all the time?
1711
01:26:33,334 --> 01:26:35,201
I got to school,
and suddenly,
1712
01:26:35,334 --> 01:26:39,267
for the first time ever,
people really liked me.
1713
01:26:39,401 --> 01:26:41,367
But I'm always thinking that...
1714
01:26:41,501 --> 01:26:43,700
I don't know, like it's...
1715
01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:45,334
Like it's just a matter of time
1716
01:26:45,467 --> 01:26:48,534
before somebody figures out
who I really am.
1717
01:26:48,668 --> 01:26:49,900
But then I see you.
1718
01:26:51,967 --> 01:26:54,767
And you're the person
who makes me feel good...
1719
01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:56,367
about who I really am.
1720
01:26:57,733 --> 01:27:00,934
When you're, like,
scared and insecure,
1721
01:27:01,067 --> 01:27:03,900
that's when you need
your people the most.
1722
01:27:06,167 --> 01:27:07,267
[CHUCKLES]
1723
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,401
[GRUNTS]
1724
01:27:14,967 --> 01:27:15,867
Hey, Mr. Walker.
1725
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,568
[WHINNIES]
1726
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:19,234
Why the long face?
1727
01:27:21,367 --> 01:27:23,967
Dad joke. Sorry.
Can't help it.
1728
01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:25,467
[SNORTS]
1729
01:27:25,601 --> 01:27:28,401
Let's get you out of here.
1730
01:27:28,534 --> 01:27:30,501
- [CLICKS]
- [GRUNTS]
1731
01:27:30,634 --> 01:27:31,967
[WHINNIES]
1732
01:27:32,100 --> 01:27:33,501
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
1733
01:27:36,267 --> 01:27:38,167
[♪♪♪]
1734
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,034
[SIGHS]
1735
01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:47,833
[SNORTING]
1736
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,900
Okay.
1737
01:27:58,034 --> 01:28:00,367
It's just an obstacle course.
1738
01:28:00,501 --> 01:28:02,067
You were good at those.
1739
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:08,301
[GRUNTS]
1740
01:28:08,434 --> 01:28:09,534
- [YELLS]
- [GASPS]
1741
01:28:09,668 --> 01:28:13,401
- [GRUNTING]
- [YELLS]
1742
01:28:13,534 --> 01:28:15,467
[♪♪♪]
1743
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,301
MING: All right,
all right, get a room.
1744
01:28:20,434 --> 01:28:22,234
[LAUGHS]
1745
01:28:24,134 --> 01:28:26,867
Grandpa...
let's get you out of there.
1746
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,034
Here.
1747
01:28:29,167 --> 01:28:32,000
- Unh!
- Whoa.
1748
01:28:32,134 --> 01:28:34,000
Let's blow this joint, huh?
1749
01:28:34,134 --> 01:28:35,900
We still have
to find the jewel.
1750
01:28:36,034 --> 01:28:38,501
It must be in a vault
or treasure room or something.
1751
01:28:38,634 --> 01:28:40,601
Yeah, that's how
it works in these games.
1752
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:42,767
I passed a vault
on the way up to this dump.
1753
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:45,201
Single access,
3-foot-thick steel door.
1754
01:28:45,334 --> 01:28:47,867
Only way in is through
a grate in the ceiling.
1755
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,900
[♪♪♪]
1756
01:28:53,401 --> 01:28:54,733
- [CLICKS]
- [GASPS]
1757
01:28:56,234 --> 01:28:59,700
Hoo... Oh. Huh.
1758
01:28:59,833 --> 01:29:01,534
I think I got it now.
1759
01:29:03,867 --> 01:29:06,700
Just stay on...
1760
01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:08,034
the raised ones.
1761
01:29:08,167 --> 01:29:10,201
- [CLICKS]
- [GASPS]
1762
01:29:11,467 --> 01:29:12,900
[ELECTRONIC CHIME ECHOES]
1763
01:29:15,534 --> 01:29:17,434
[♪♪♪]
1764
01:29:26,134 --> 01:29:28,067
[WOMAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
1765
01:29:31,134 --> 01:29:33,568
Jurgen the Brutal awaits.
1766
01:29:35,833 --> 01:29:39,867
So, tell me,
which brother is which?
1767
01:29:42,367 --> 01:29:44,334
Um, how do you mean?
1768
01:29:44,467 --> 01:29:47,334
Which brother is which?
1769
01:29:47,467 --> 01:29:50,700
Which of you is Augustus
and which is Tomatoli?
1770
01:29:52,201 --> 01:29:55,967
Um... I am Augustus.
1771
01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:59,234
And I'm Tomatolik.
1772
01:30:00,601 --> 01:30:03,367
Augustus Kababik.
1773
01:30:03,501 --> 01:30:05,700
The cleverest man
in all of Jumanji.
1774
01:30:07,267 --> 01:30:09,167
Yes, I'm totally that man.
1775
01:30:09,301 --> 01:30:12,034
- And Tomatoli Kababik.
- That's me.
1776
01:30:12,167 --> 01:30:14,634
The bravest eunuch.
1777
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,867
- Wait a minute, what?
- Did you say, "Eunuch"?
1778
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,668
Tomatoli Kababik,
everyone knows the tale
1779
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,301
of your great
and generous sacrifice.
1780
01:30:23,434 --> 01:30:25,534
How you gave your testicles
1781
01:30:25,668 --> 01:30:28,501
in order to save the region
from the floods.
1782
01:30:28,634 --> 01:30:30,034
There might be
a little confusion.
1783
01:30:30,167 --> 01:30:31,767
Of course.
Everybody knows the story
1784
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:35,334
about my little brother
and his famous testicles.
1785
01:30:35,467 --> 01:30:38,733
- Wherever they may be.
- Wherever they may be.
1786
01:30:38,867 --> 01:30:41,434
All right, let's back up.
Let's go back a little bit.
1787
01:30:41,568 --> 01:30:43,700
- Let's clear some stuff up.
- He's super brave.
1788
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:45,867
I've always been
the super clever one,
1789
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,100
and he's always been
super brave.
1790
01:30:48,234 --> 01:30:50,367
- And super ball-less.
- Stop saying that!
1791
01:30:50,501 --> 01:30:52,867
- Both of my balls are right here!
- In spirit.
1792
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,867
- Hey...
- They're here in spirit.
1793
01:30:57,067 --> 01:30:58,234
[WHISPERS]
Always.
1794
01:30:59,301 --> 01:31:00,234
[WHISPERS]
Of course.
1795
01:31:01,301 --> 01:31:02,267
Right, bro?
1796
01:31:07,534 --> 01:31:09,534
Right.
1797
01:31:09,668 --> 01:31:12,434
I got no balls.
1798
01:31:12,568 --> 01:31:14,501
[♪♪♪]
1799
01:31:18,134 --> 01:31:20,234
RUBY:
There's the chest.
1800
01:31:20,367 --> 01:31:22,301
Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
1801
01:31:22,434 --> 01:31:25,067
- Who, me?
- Yes. You're the cat burglar.
1802
01:31:25,201 --> 01:31:27,434
- Huh?
- Your character, Ming.
1803
01:31:27,568 --> 01:31:29,267
- Ming?
- Yes, Ming.
1804
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:30,800
Your avatar.
That's her name.
1805
01:31:30,934 --> 01:31:32,568
In your satchel,
you have lockpicks.
1806
01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:35,334
Lockpicks?
Why would I have lockpicks?
1807
01:31:35,467 --> 01:31:37,733
Because Ming's the cat burglar.
1808
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:39,833
Don't you think one
of you should do this?
1809
01:31:39,967 --> 01:31:42,201
- You have the skills.
- I have the skills?
1810
01:31:42,334 --> 01:31:44,900
Not you. Ming.
1811
01:31:45,034 --> 01:31:46,967
Right. Ming.
1812
01:31:48,634 --> 01:31:50,700
Please don't ask who Ming is.
1813
01:31:50,833 --> 01:31:53,034
[♪♪♪]
1814
01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:00,900
[NEIGHS]
1815
01:32:01,034 --> 01:32:02,534
Not bad, huh?
1816
01:32:04,367 --> 01:32:07,367
Now we just gotta figure out
how to get you out of here.
1817
01:32:10,700 --> 01:32:13,201
[HINGES CREAKING]
1818
01:32:13,334 --> 01:32:15,501
[RUMBLING, CLANGS]
1819
01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:19,401
Shall we?
1820
01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:21,867
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
1821
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,534
Huh.
1822
01:32:23,668 --> 01:32:25,034
Now, that's cool.
1823
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:32,668
Welcome. May I offer you
a piece of cake?
1824
01:32:33,733 --> 01:32:35,034
No! No!
1825
01:32:35,167 --> 01:32:36,668
No!
1826
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,000
[PLATE SHATTERS]
1827
01:32:40,467 --> 01:32:41,833
No, thank you.
1828
01:32:41,967 --> 01:32:43,867
[♪♪♪]
1829
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,733
[ROPE CREAKING]
1830
01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:53,767
Steady.
1831
01:32:59,900 --> 01:33:03,034
- [HYENA ROARING]
- [GROANS]
1832
01:33:03,167 --> 01:33:04,867
- [YELLS]
- [JAWS SNAPPING]
1833
01:33:07,134 --> 01:33:10,934
Ha! I'd like to see
your friend Ming do that!
1834
01:33:11,067 --> 01:33:13,334
[HYENA GROWLING, YIPPING]
1835
01:33:16,234 --> 01:33:18,034
We got an issue here.
1836
01:33:20,467 --> 01:33:22,234
OBERON:
Oh, thank you.
1837
01:33:22,367 --> 01:33:24,867
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1838
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,601
Thank you.
1839
01:33:30,034 --> 01:33:32,334
[CHATTER QUIETS]
1840
01:33:34,733 --> 01:33:38,301
Brothers Kababik,
I present Jurgen the Brutal.
1841
01:33:38,434 --> 01:33:40,334
[♪♪♪]
1842
01:33:48,201 --> 01:33:49,568
At last,
1843
01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:53,167
we meet on this historic day.
1844
01:33:53,301 --> 01:33:57,467
Yes, it is so great
to meet you.
1845
01:33:57,601 --> 01:34:01,000
Your Honor, if that be
the Falcon Jewel
1846
01:34:01,134 --> 01:34:05,167
upon your thick and meaty neck,
1847
01:34:05,301 --> 01:34:07,467
perhaps we should...
1848
01:34:07,601 --> 01:34:09,134
take it.
1849
01:34:09,267 --> 01:34:13,534
Today we forge
an unbreakable alliance.
1850
01:34:13,668 --> 01:34:16,134
Your family will join me,
1851
01:34:16,267 --> 01:34:20,900
and land by land,
we'll take the world.
1852
01:34:21,034 --> 01:34:24,401
So I ask, on this historic day,
1853
01:34:24,534 --> 01:34:26,067
where is she?
1854
01:34:27,634 --> 01:34:30,067
- Uh, where's who?
- Who you talking about?
1855
01:34:30,201 --> 01:34:32,000
Your sister.
1856
01:34:32,134 --> 01:34:33,800
Soon to be my bride.
1857
01:34:37,234 --> 01:34:42,100
You know what? I think that
there's been a misunderstanding.
1858
01:34:42,234 --> 01:34:44,034
Where is your sister?
1859
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,434
Which sister were
we talking about?
1860
01:34:49,568 --> 01:34:53,334
Debbie or... Brooke?
1861
01:34:53,467 --> 01:34:55,401
Or Sierra?
1862
01:34:55,534 --> 01:34:59,201
Where is your sister?
1863
01:35:01,301 --> 01:35:03,700
She's getting ready,
back at the hotel.
1864
01:35:03,833 --> 01:35:06,201
She's doing what brides do
on their wedding day.
1865
01:35:06,334 --> 01:35:10,234
Hanging with the girls, getting
her hair done, mani-pedi.
1866
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:15,601
If you come here
without your sister...
1867
01:35:18,367 --> 01:35:20,434
I just might have
to cut off your heads.
1868
01:35:20,568 --> 01:35:22,733
- Oh, no! No, no, no. Don't.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
1869
01:35:22,867 --> 01:35:24,367
- God, no.
- Hey, get off!
1870
01:35:24,501 --> 01:35:28,034
- No. No.
- So I'll ask one last time:
1871
01:35:28,167 --> 01:35:31,367
- OBERON: Getting a mani-pedi!
- Where is your sister?
1872
01:35:31,501 --> 01:35:33,267
I'm right here.
1873
01:35:41,334 --> 01:35:44,501
Gwendolyn Hortencia
Lewelda Kababik?
1874
01:35:44,634 --> 01:35:45,634
Is that you?
1875
01:35:45,767 --> 01:35:48,234
Um, yes.
1876
01:35:48,367 --> 01:35:49,501
That is me.
1877
01:35:50,767 --> 01:35:52,134
Now, please,
1878
01:35:52,267 --> 01:35:55,900
O Brutal One,
release my brothers.
1879
01:35:59,134 --> 01:36:01,401
CAVENDISH: And is it your
intention, on this day,
1880
01:36:01,534 --> 01:36:05,467
at this hour, to wed
Jurgen the Brutal of Zhatmire?
1881
01:36:07,134 --> 01:36:09,301
Yep. That's my plan.
1882
01:36:09,434 --> 01:36:12,167
And is it your intention
to mother his children
1883
01:36:12,301 --> 01:36:15,301
and forge in blood
this union with your family?
1884
01:36:17,367 --> 01:36:18,401
Yes.
1885
01:36:18,534 --> 01:36:20,534
Gwendolyn Kababik...
1886
01:36:20,668 --> 01:36:22,534
known throughout the world
1887
01:36:22,668 --> 01:36:25,367
for your beauty and cunning.
1888
01:36:25,501 --> 01:36:29,000
And now you're mine.
1889
01:36:32,167 --> 01:36:36,568
Um... May I hold
the Falcon Jewel?
1890
01:36:38,034 --> 01:36:40,733
Of course, my bride.
1891
01:36:40,867 --> 01:36:42,534
Thank you.
1892
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:44,934
[WHISPERS]
Get it.
1893
01:36:48,067 --> 01:36:49,833
Jurgen the Brutal!
1894
01:36:49,967 --> 01:36:54,501
The Brothers Kababik
have been delayed in Gorek.
1895
01:36:54,634 --> 01:36:56,833
These are impostors!
1896
01:36:56,967 --> 01:36:58,668
- MAN: Impostors?
- Seize them!
1897
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:00,601
[IN NORMAL VOICE] No, no, no.
Oh, no. We can explain.
1898
01:37:00,733 --> 01:37:01,767
Oh, no, no, no.
1899
01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:03,867
I forgot to tell you one thing.
1900
01:37:06,034 --> 01:37:07,434
I have a boyfriend.
1901
01:37:07,568 --> 01:37:09,534
[♪♪♪]
1902
01:37:09,668 --> 01:37:10,934
[ALL GASPING]
1903
01:37:11,067 --> 01:37:12,401
[GRUNTS]
1904
01:37:13,634 --> 01:37:15,100
[GASPS]
1905
01:37:17,467 --> 01:37:19,568
[ALL GRUNTING]
1906
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:21,167
Get back.
Stay back.
1907
01:37:21,301 --> 01:37:23,100
- Stay away.
- Get back!
1908
01:37:23,234 --> 01:37:25,201
MOUSE:
Get back!
1909
01:37:25,334 --> 01:37:26,833
[GRUNTS]
1910
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:31,601
[GRUNTING]
1911
01:37:34,534 --> 01:37:36,100
[GROWLS]
1912
01:37:43,867 --> 01:37:47,700
- Get out of here!
- I will torch you, bitches.
1913
01:37:47,833 --> 01:37:49,900
I will literally
burn your face.
1914
01:37:50,034 --> 01:37:52,700
[GROANING]
1915
01:37:54,534 --> 01:37:56,800
[♪♪♪]
1916
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:14,201
I'll meet the brothers
in Gorek.
1917
01:38:14,334 --> 01:38:15,367
Kill them all!
1918
01:38:17,867 --> 01:38:19,301
MOUSE:
Go get him!
1919
01:38:19,434 --> 01:38:20,467
Go get the jewel!
1920
01:38:20,601 --> 01:38:22,668
Don't worry about us. Just go!
1921
01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:26,000
Backpack.
1922
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,668
OBERON:
Get away! I know geometry.
1923
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:34,900
I'm not messing around,
you guys. Get away!
1924
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:37,067
Fridge, we're gonna die!
1925
01:38:39,301 --> 01:38:42,467
♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
1926
01:38:42,601 --> 01:38:45,700
♪ Every day, yeah, yeah ♪
1927
01:38:45,833 --> 01:38:48,067
♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
1928
01:38:48,201 --> 01:38:50,167
Anybody wanna dance
with the bride?
1929
01:38:50,301 --> 01:38:53,334
- [YELLS]
- [GRUNTING]
1930
01:38:53,467 --> 01:38:57,401
♪ Before my eyes ♪
1931
01:38:57,534 --> 01:39:01,167
♪ And they're moving ♪
1932
01:39:01,301 --> 01:39:03,833
♪ Across the page ♪
1933
01:39:03,967 --> 01:39:05,501
[YELLS]
1934
01:39:05,634 --> 01:39:09,234
♪ Suddenly the day
Turns into night ♪
1935
01:39:09,367 --> 01:39:11,334
[♪♪♪]
1936
01:39:51,334 --> 01:39:54,733
♪ But don't, no, no, no
Hesitate ♪
1937
01:39:54,867 --> 01:39:56,301
[YELLS]
1938
01:39:56,434 --> 01:39:59,501
You want a piece?
Come on!
1939
01:39:59,634 --> 01:40:00,967
[GRUNTING]
1940
01:40:03,267 --> 01:40:05,334
[SCREAMS]
1941
01:40:05,467 --> 01:40:06,800
Nunchucks.
1942
01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:11,234
♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
1943
01:40:11,367 --> 01:40:14,833
♪ Every, every day ♪
1944
01:40:14,967 --> 01:40:18,967
♪ Want to tell you
I love your way ♪
1945
01:40:19,100 --> 01:40:20,800
[SINGSONGY]
Awesome
1946
01:40:20,934 --> 01:40:22,334
[GRUNTS]
1947
01:40:22,467 --> 01:40:24,467
♪ Want to be with you
Every day ♪
1948
01:40:24,601 --> 01:40:26,234
- [YELLS]
- [GRUNTS]
1949
01:40:26,367 --> 01:40:27,733
We did it.
1950
01:40:27,867 --> 01:40:29,301
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Let's go!
1951
01:40:29,434 --> 01:40:32,034
[♪♪♪]
1952
01:40:32,167 --> 01:40:33,867
[GRUNTING]
1953
01:40:36,501 --> 01:40:38,501
[ROPE CREAKING]
1954
01:40:38,634 --> 01:40:40,367
- Come on, come on!
- OBERON: Hurry!
1955
01:40:50,367 --> 01:40:51,867
[METAL POPPING]
1956
01:40:53,534 --> 01:40:56,067
Whoa! Unh! Whoa!
1957
01:40:59,401 --> 01:41:00,434
[GASPS]
1958
01:41:02,034 --> 01:41:03,568
Look!
1959
01:41:04,900 --> 01:41:06,568
- Is that Spencer?
- Oh, my God.
1960
01:41:10,668 --> 01:41:12,867
[GRUNTING]
1961
01:41:16,034 --> 01:41:17,867
[RATTLING]
1962
01:41:27,967 --> 01:41:29,568
[HORSE WHINNIES]
1963
01:41:29,700 --> 01:41:31,900
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
1964
01:41:38,167 --> 01:41:39,733
[♪♪♪]
1965
01:41:41,067 --> 01:41:42,668
[GRUNTING]
1966
01:41:44,967 --> 01:41:46,668
[GROANS]
1967
01:41:53,534 --> 01:41:55,534
[METALLIC SCRAPING]
1968
01:41:57,201 --> 01:41:58,700
No!
1969
01:42:04,434 --> 01:42:05,334
Spencer!
1970
01:42:05,467 --> 01:42:06,800
- Oh!
- Oh!
1971
01:42:14,201 --> 01:42:16,501
Who are you?
1972
01:42:18,467 --> 01:42:19,867
[YELLS]
1973
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,067
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
1974
01:42:22,201 --> 01:42:24,301
I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
1975
01:42:40,833 --> 01:42:42,301
[GRUNTS]
1976
01:42:49,634 --> 01:42:51,967
Spencer!
1977
01:42:52,100 --> 01:42:53,867
[NEIGHS]
1978
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,367
- He says to get on his back.
- Who, me?
1979
01:42:56,501 --> 01:42:57,867
[NEIGHS]
1980
01:43:00,467 --> 01:43:01,668
[GRUNTS]
1981
01:43:05,634 --> 01:43:07,367
[ALL GASP]
1982
01:43:07,501 --> 01:43:09,401
[♪♪♪]
1983
01:43:17,401 --> 01:43:18,733
[YELLS]
1984
01:43:18,867 --> 01:43:20,267
[SIGHING]
1985
01:43:22,700 --> 01:43:24,668
[METALLIC CREAKING]
1986
01:43:26,401 --> 01:43:28,934
[♪♪♪]
1987
01:43:29,067 --> 01:43:31,034
Oh, no. Milo!
1988
01:43:31,167 --> 01:43:32,434
- Oh, my God.
- What's he doing?
1989
01:43:32,568 --> 01:43:33,601
Wait.
1990
01:43:34,867 --> 01:43:36,401
Milo!
1991
01:43:36,534 --> 01:43:38,434
- [NEIGHING]
- [MING SCREAMS]
1992
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,267
[SNORTING]
1993
01:43:45,234 --> 01:43:46,668
Yeah, Milo!
1994
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:48,167
[RUBY GASPS]
1995
01:43:48,301 --> 01:43:49,534
Go!
1996
01:43:52,201 --> 01:43:53,934
We're coming, Spencer!
1997
01:43:57,867 --> 01:43:59,700
"Show it to the sun."
1998
01:43:59,833 --> 01:44:01,134
Grandpa, the jewel!
1999
01:44:01,267 --> 01:44:04,301
You gotta show it
to the sun! Get ready!
2000
01:44:10,833 --> 01:44:13,067
Come on, Milo!
2001
01:44:13,201 --> 01:44:15,334
- SEAPLANE: Go!
- RUBY: Come on, come on!
2002
01:44:15,467 --> 01:44:17,833
[♪♪♪]
2003
01:44:29,634 --> 01:44:31,234
Yeah!
2004
01:44:41,634 --> 01:44:43,634
- Call out its name.
- Call out its name.
2005
01:44:43,767 --> 01:44:45,301
Call out its name!
2006
01:44:45,434 --> 01:44:48,134
ALL:
Jumanji!
2007
01:44:48,267 --> 01:44:51,367
Jumanji!
2008
01:44:51,501 --> 01:44:52,467
What'd they say?
2009
01:44:52,601 --> 01:44:54,634
[NEIGHS]
2010
01:44:54,767 --> 01:44:55,900
Jumanji?
2011
01:44:57,534 --> 01:44:58,501
[GROANS]
2012
01:45:01,034 --> 01:45:02,234
Oh!
2013
01:45:10,634 --> 01:45:12,668
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
2014
01:45:14,867 --> 01:45:16,934
[♪♪♪]
2015
01:45:20,401 --> 01:45:21,900
[LAUGHS]
2016
01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:27,833
- Oh!
- Yes!
2017
01:45:27,967 --> 01:45:29,767
Ha, ha, we won!
2018
01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:31,568
- We did it!
- Hey.
2019
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:32,733
[LAUGHS]
2020
01:45:32,867 --> 01:45:34,934
Put me down.
2021
01:45:35,067 --> 01:45:36,733
- Put me down, goddamn it. Stop!
- Okay.
2022
01:45:36,867 --> 01:45:39,534
Is this what you were
looking for? This little thing?
2023
01:45:39,668 --> 01:45:41,267
Grandpa, you guys
were incredible.
2024
01:45:41,401 --> 01:45:45,000
Yeah, that's the thing about
Milo. He's got a lot of skills.
2025
01:45:45,134 --> 01:45:46,401
Milo and Eddie.
2026
01:45:48,034 --> 01:45:49,367
Milo and Eddie.
2027
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:53,733
[DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE]
2028
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:58,434
Uh, what are we doing
here now?
2029
01:45:58,568 --> 01:46:00,534
[♪♪♪]
2030
01:46:05,467 --> 01:46:06,967
Whoa!
2031
01:46:09,034 --> 01:46:10,900
Well done,
intrepid adventurers.
2032
01:46:11,034 --> 01:46:13,668
You have saved Jumanji.
Again.
2033
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:14,867
[ALL CHUCKLE]
2034
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,467
And now,
with your permission,
2035
01:46:16,601 --> 01:46:19,501
Dr. Bravestone,
I will take the jewel from here.
2036
01:46:19,634 --> 01:46:22,367
I will protect it with my life
and return it to the care
2037
01:46:22,501 --> 01:46:24,833
of the elder
at the Avian Province.
2038
01:46:24,967 --> 01:46:27,134
And so your work here is done.
2039
01:46:27,267 --> 01:46:31,067
All of Jumanji thanks you. And,
sadly, this is where we part.
2040
01:46:31,201 --> 01:46:32,700
I don't know
what's sad about it.
2041
01:46:32,833 --> 01:46:34,733
I'm ready to get
the hell out of here.
2042
01:46:34,867 --> 01:46:36,334
[HORSE NEIGHING]
2043
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:40,134
What?
2044
01:46:40,267 --> 01:46:41,833
[NEIGHS]
2045
01:46:41,967 --> 01:46:43,634
Really?
2046
01:46:43,767 --> 01:46:45,700
[NEIGHS]
2047
01:46:45,833 --> 01:46:47,833
Hey, guys, you're not gonna
believe this.
2048
01:46:47,967 --> 01:46:50,467
What'd he say?
2049
01:46:50,601 --> 01:46:52,833
- He says that he...
- He wants to stay.
2050
01:46:52,967 --> 01:46:54,634
[SNORTS, NEIGHS]
2051
01:46:54,767 --> 01:46:58,800
He says somebody's gotta stay
and look after this place.
2052
01:46:58,934 --> 01:47:01,900
And that he's 75 years old
and he just learned how to fly.
2053
01:47:02,034 --> 01:47:03,467
[NICKERS]
2054
01:47:05,201 --> 01:47:07,601
But he won't be able
to get out.
2055
01:47:08,967 --> 01:47:10,167
He knows.
2056
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:15,833
Oh, Milo.
2057
01:47:19,234 --> 01:47:22,201
I feel like I, uh,
just got you back.
2058
01:47:22,334 --> 01:47:24,034
Now I'm losing you for good.
2059
01:47:24,167 --> 01:47:26,267
[SNORTS SOFTLY]
2060
01:47:26,401 --> 01:47:29,900
"You're not losing me, buddy.
I'll always be with you."
2061
01:47:36,401 --> 01:47:38,534
Being your partner...
2062
01:47:38,668 --> 01:47:42,267
is one of the best things
I ever got to be.
2063
01:47:42,401 --> 01:47:44,700
[SNORTS, NICKERS]
2064
01:47:44,833 --> 01:47:46,401
He says, "Thank you."
2065
01:47:46,534 --> 01:47:48,334
No, no.
2066
01:47:48,467 --> 01:47:50,367
Thank you, Milo.
2067
01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:55,733
[NICKERS SOFTLY]
2068
01:48:02,501 --> 01:48:04,367
[WHINNIES]
2069
01:48:08,201 --> 01:48:10,967
[♪♪♪]
2070
01:48:17,134 --> 01:48:18,568
[NEIGHS]
2071
01:48:18,700 --> 01:48:20,401
Yes!
2072
01:48:20,534 --> 01:48:22,334
- Take care, Milo!
- RUBY: Bye!
2073
01:48:22,467 --> 01:48:23,700
- SEAPLANE: Go, Milo!
- So long, Milo!
2074
01:48:23,833 --> 01:48:25,501
OBERON:
Bye-bye, Mr. Walker!
2075
01:48:28,833 --> 01:48:30,967
That's my partner right there.
2076
01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:32,867
[NEIGHS]
2077
01:48:36,867 --> 01:48:40,167
Everybody should be so lucky
to have a friend like Milo.
2078
01:48:56,034 --> 01:48:58,833
Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
2079
01:49:03,367 --> 01:49:04,634
Hey, guys.
2080
01:49:07,100 --> 01:49:09,167
Thanks for coming to get me.
2081
01:49:14,134 --> 01:49:16,900
You do it again, your ass
is gonna be stuck here, Spencer!
2082
01:49:17,034 --> 01:49:18,367
'Cause I'm not coming back!
2083
01:49:18,501 --> 01:49:19,501
[CHUCKLES]
2084
01:49:26,733 --> 01:49:29,000
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
2085
01:49:30,067 --> 01:49:31,334
[SIGHS]
2086
01:49:32,733 --> 01:49:34,934
[PANTING]
2087
01:49:41,401 --> 01:49:42,767
Everybody okay?
2088
01:49:44,367 --> 01:49:45,934
Yeah.
2089
01:49:46,067 --> 01:49:47,568
Grandpa,
you okay?
2090
01:49:49,201 --> 01:49:50,934
Yeah, I'm good.
2091
01:49:52,867 --> 01:49:54,934
Holy shit.
2092
01:49:56,867 --> 01:49:57,833
[CHUCKLES]
2093
01:49:57,967 --> 01:49:59,234
[CHUCKLES]
2094
01:50:03,501 --> 01:50:05,034
[BOTH LAUGH]
2095
01:50:08,668 --> 01:50:10,634
SPENCER: Strike. Square one.
Counterstrike.
2096
01:50:10,767 --> 01:50:12,234
EDDIE:
The fat one on the bottom?
2097
01:50:12,367 --> 01:50:14,634
SPENCER: The fat...
No, the fat one above the R.
2098
01:50:14,767 --> 01:50:15,934
- EDDIE: Okay.
- Atop number two.
2099
01:50:16,067 --> 01:50:18,501
- EDDIE: Yeah. Yeah.
- So strike, strike.
2100
01:50:18,634 --> 01:50:20,700
- Yeah.
- Counterstrike.
2101
01:50:20,833 --> 01:50:23,501
Then kick me. O.
2102
01:50:25,467 --> 01:50:26,634
[CHUCKLES]
2103
01:50:27,700 --> 01:50:29,034
Let me tell you something.
2104
01:50:29,167 --> 01:50:32,367
- Getting old...
- I know. Getting old sucks.
2105
01:50:34,301 --> 01:50:35,700
Getting old...
2106
01:50:38,833 --> 01:50:40,234
...is a gift.
2107
01:50:42,668 --> 01:50:45,000
I forget that
sometimes.
2108
01:50:46,100 --> 01:50:47,534
But it is.
2109
01:50:51,833 --> 01:50:54,234
What more
could a guy possibly want?
2110
01:51:00,334 --> 01:51:02,234
Hey, guys.
2111
01:51:02,367 --> 01:51:04,234
How was your day?
2112
01:51:04,367 --> 01:51:06,733
It was really great.
2113
01:51:06,867 --> 01:51:08,534
Yeah.
2114
01:51:08,668 --> 01:51:11,634
Spencer taught me
how to play a video game.
2115
01:51:14,634 --> 01:51:16,900
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells
Jingling ♪
2116
01:51:17,034 --> 01:51:18,733
♪ Ring tingle tingling too... ♪
2117
01:51:18,867 --> 01:51:21,700
♪ Come on
It's lovely weather ♪
2118
01:51:21,833 --> 01:51:26,000
♪ For a sleigh ride together
With you... ♪
2119
01:51:26,134 --> 01:51:27,501
Oh, hell, no.
2120
01:51:27,634 --> 01:51:29,501
[DOOR BELLS JINGLE]
2121
01:51:29,634 --> 01:51:31,668
[EDDIE SIGHS, GROANS]
2122
01:51:39,201 --> 01:51:40,767
You okay, Grandpa?
2123
01:51:43,568 --> 01:51:44,833
Yeah.
2124
01:51:44,967 --> 01:51:47,067
A lot of good memories here.
2125
01:51:49,167 --> 01:51:51,067
[♪♪♪]
2126
01:51:54,334 --> 01:51:56,034
[SIGHS]
2127
01:51:58,668 --> 01:51:59,733
Eddie.
2128
01:51:59,867 --> 01:52:01,568
Eddie, is that you?
2129
01:52:01,700 --> 01:52:03,100
EDDIE:
Nora.
2130
01:52:03,234 --> 01:52:05,000
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
2131
01:52:05,134 --> 01:52:06,000
Hey, guys.
2132
01:52:06,134 --> 01:52:07,334
- MARTHA: Hi.
- Hi.
2133
01:52:08,833 --> 01:52:10,234
What's up, bro?
2134
01:52:10,367 --> 01:52:12,934
So how's business?
2135
01:52:13,067 --> 01:52:14,534
Oh, you know how it is.
2136
01:52:14,668 --> 01:52:17,800
My manager quit six months
ago, moved to Philly.
2137
01:52:17,934 --> 01:52:20,501
Place has been kind of
a mess ever since.
2138
01:52:20,634 --> 01:52:24,167
It's hard to find people
who really know how to do this.
2139
01:52:24,301 --> 01:52:26,467
Oh, well...
2140
01:52:26,601 --> 01:52:28,534
I don't have to tell you this.
2141
01:52:28,668 --> 01:52:30,534
Mm.
2142
01:52:32,034 --> 01:52:33,800
So you need some help
around here?
2143
01:52:35,367 --> 01:52:36,733
You mean it?
2144
01:52:36,867 --> 01:52:38,900
I mean, I...
2145
01:52:39,034 --> 01:52:40,467
I'd be honored.
2146
01:52:40,601 --> 01:52:42,000
Well...
2147
01:52:44,167 --> 01:52:46,000
It's really good
to see you, Eddie.
2148
01:52:47,267 --> 01:52:48,534
Likewise.
2149
01:52:48,668 --> 01:52:50,568
[SMOLDERS]
2150
01:52:53,201 --> 01:52:54,568
Um...
2151
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:01,900
Um, I'm... I'm gonna take this
2152
01:53:02,034 --> 01:53:04,900
where I was going and...
2153
01:53:05,034 --> 01:53:07,167
I'll be right back.
2154
01:53:07,301 --> 01:53:09,733
You guys gotta come
to New York too.
2155
01:53:09,867 --> 01:53:12,301
Yeah, I can't wait.
2156
01:53:12,434 --> 01:53:14,967
This team, forever.
2157
01:53:15,100 --> 01:53:16,367
Forever.
2158
01:53:16,501 --> 01:53:18,267
Always.
2159
01:53:18,401 --> 01:53:20,900
Uh, always and forever?
2160
01:53:21,034 --> 01:53:22,401
[ALL LAUGHING]
2161
01:53:22,534 --> 01:53:25,401
- Yeah, let's keep close though.
- Of course, yeah.
2162
01:53:25,534 --> 01:53:27,034
One thing.
2163
01:53:27,167 --> 01:53:28,700
Can we all agree?
2164
01:53:28,833 --> 01:53:30,601
Let's never go back there.
2165
01:53:30,733 --> 01:53:32,700
- We already agreed on that.
- That's fine.
2166
01:53:32,833 --> 01:53:34,201
[LAUGHING]
2167
01:53:34,334 --> 01:53:36,700
[♪♪♪]
2168
01:53:58,425 --> 01:54:01,425
♪ Many a tear has to fall ♪
2169
01:54:01,558 --> 01:54:03,492
♪ Doo-doo doo-doo doo ♪
2170
01:54:03,625 --> 01:54:08,226
♪ But it's all in the game ♪
2171
01:54:08,359 --> 01:54:12,759
♪ Doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-doo ♪
2172
01:54:12,892 --> 01:54:13,959
[DOOR OPENS]
2173
01:54:14,092 --> 01:54:15,492
REPAIRMAN:
Sorry it's so late.
2174
01:54:15,625 --> 01:54:17,059
Yeah, it's that time of year.
2175
01:54:17,192 --> 01:54:19,558
- Everyone's heaters are broken.
- Oh, it's no problem.
2176
01:54:19,692 --> 01:54:21,226
I'm just glad you made it.
2177
01:54:21,359 --> 01:54:23,126
The furnace
is right over here.
2178
01:54:23,259 --> 01:54:25,558
[♪♪♪]
2179
01:54:28,226 --> 01:54:30,625
Is that
an old video game console?
2180
01:54:30,759 --> 01:54:32,525
Hm?
2181
01:54:32,659 --> 01:54:34,592
Oh, yeah, probably.
2182
01:54:34,725 --> 01:54:36,926
It belongs to my son.
2183
01:54:37,059 --> 01:54:38,525
Hm.
2184
01:54:38,659 --> 01:54:41,126
Yeah, I'm a big gamer.
2185
01:54:41,259 --> 01:54:43,092
I've never seen
anything like it.
2186
01:54:48,259 --> 01:54:50,092
Well, it looks like
it's broken.
2187
01:54:51,492 --> 01:54:54,192
Maybe you shouldn't
touch it.
2188
01:54:54,326 --> 01:54:58,059
[RHYTHMIC DRUMBEAT PLAYING]
2189
01:54:58,192 --> 01:55:00,259
[DRUMBEATS STOP]
2190
01:55:00,393 --> 01:55:02,226
[SQUAWKS]
2191
01:55:02,359 --> 01:55:05,458
[RUMBLING]
2192
01:55:05,592 --> 01:55:07,692
[OSTRICHES SQUAWKING]
2193
01:55:11,992 --> 01:55:14,892
[♪♪♪]
2194
01:55:15,026 --> 01:55:17,960
Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org
2195
01:56:56,859 --> 01:56:58,725
[♪♪♪]
2196
01:58:53,026 --> 01:58:54,926
[♪♪♪]
2197
02:00:36,492 --> 02:00:38,393
[♪♪♪]
2198
02:01:48,293 --> 02:01:50,226
[♪♪♪]
2199
02:02:23,959 --> 02:02:25,892
[♪♪♪]
2200
02:03:48,592 --> 02:03:52,492
[RHYTHMIC DRUMBEATS PLAYING]
2201
02:03:56,425 --> 02:03:57,625
[OSTRICH SQUAWKS]