1 00:01:37,748 --> 00:01:40,750 The following is my explanation. 2 00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:43,210 Well... 3 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:48,382 more of an account of what happened. 4 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:51,427 I'd been on my own for a while... 5 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,347 and getting kind of... 6 00:01:54,473 --> 00:01:57,642 lonely and bored. 7 00:01:57,768 --> 00:01:59,727 Nothing to do all day. 8 00:02:01,146 --> 00:02:03,773 And that's when I started shadowing. 9 00:02:03,899 --> 00:02:06,108 "Shadowing"? 10 00:02:06,276 --> 00:02:09,570 Shadowing. Following. I started to follow people. 11 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,823 - Who? - Anyone at first. 12 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:15,326 I mean, that was the whole point. Somebody at random. 13 00:02:15,452 --> 00:02:17,411 Somebody who didn't know who I was. 14 00:02:18,413 --> 00:02:20,831 And then? 15 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:24,126 - And then... nothing. - "Nothing"? 16 00:02:24,252 --> 00:02:26,712 Nothing. I'd just see... 17 00:02:26,838 --> 00:02:29,090 where they went, what they did... 18 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:32,301 and go home afterwards. 19 00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:34,971 Why'd you do it? 20 00:02:35,397 --> 00:02:38,099 To see where they went. 21 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,226 Anyone -- I mean -- 22 00:02:41,979 --> 00:02:44,689 How can I explain? You ever... 23 00:02:46,316 --> 00:02:49,318 been to a football match, just let your eyes... 24 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,364 go over, drift across a crowd of people... 25 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:57,368 and they slowly stop and fix on one person... 26 00:02:57,494 --> 00:03:01,163 and all of a sudden that person isn't part of the crowd anymore? 27 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:04,417 They've become an individual, just like that. 28 00:03:04,543 --> 00:03:07,461 It just became irresistible. 29 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:10,506 - So you followed women? - No, I didn't follow women. 30 00:03:10,632 --> 00:03:12,550 It wasn't a sex thing. I followed anybody. 31 00:03:12,676 --> 00:03:15,386 I just wanted to see where they went and what they did. 32 00:03:15,512 --> 00:03:18,055 You were playing secret agent? 33 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:20,057 No, I'm a writer. 34 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:22,226 Well, I want to be a writer, anyway. 35 00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:26,147 I was gathering material for my characters. 36 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:28,190 Well, to begin with. 37 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:31,193 After a while, I spotted the dangers. 38 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:34,196 I'd become hooked. I had to start making up rules... 39 00:03:34,322 --> 00:03:37,324 to just try and keep it under control. 40 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,952 "Never follow people for too long." 41 00:03:40,078 --> 00:03:42,621 "Don't follow women down dark alleys after dark." 42 00:03:42,748 --> 00:03:45,499 You know, stuff like that. 43 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,461 It was supposed to just be completely random. 44 00:03:50,255 --> 00:03:52,465 And when it stopped being random... 45 00:03:52,591 --> 00:03:55,051 that's when it started to go wrong. 46 00:03:56,762 --> 00:04:00,222 When I started to follow people... 47 00:04:00,348 --> 00:04:03,559 specific people, when I selected... 48 00:04:03,685 --> 00:04:06,729 a person to follow... 49 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,481 that was when the trouble started. 50 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,906 Other people are interesting to me. Have you never... 51 00:04:17,032 --> 00:04:19,784 listened to other people's conversations on the bus... 52 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:23,579 or on the Tube, seen people, somebody on the street... 53 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:26,957 that looks interesting or is behaving... 54 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:30,711 slightly... oddly or something like that and wondered... 55 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,713 what their lives involved, what they do... 56 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,591 where they come from, where they go to? 57 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,741 You watch somebody's behavior, and it raises... 58 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,785 a hundred thousand questions... 59 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:07,331 and I wanted to ask those questions... 60 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:10,793 and I wanted to know what the answers were. 61 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:13,796 And so I'd follow people to try and find out. 62 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,801 The most important rule was... 63 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:22,888 that even if I found out where somebody worked or where they lived... 64 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:25,474 then you would never follow the same person twice. 65 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,144 That was the most important rule. 66 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,563 That was the one that I broke first. 67 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,047 Yes? 68 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:40,674 - Coffee, please. - Come on. It's lunch. 69 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,052 Toasted cheese sandwich as well. 70 00:07:12,749 --> 00:07:14,708 Mind if I join you? 71 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,381 Who and why? 72 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:25,886 Hi. Yeah, um, I'll have a black coffee please, and -- 73 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,304 What's that? 74 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:30,099 Another coffee, black. 75 00:07:33,645 --> 00:07:36,590 You're obviously not a policeman, so who are you and why are you following me? 76 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,650 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:40,943 Don't piss me about. Who the fuck are you? 78 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,488 Oh, thank you very much. 79 00:07:45,991 --> 00:07:47,283 Sugar? 80 00:08:04,342 --> 00:08:06,218 No, I wasn't -- I wasn't following you. 81 00:08:06,344 --> 00:08:08,637 I saw you with your bag. 82 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:10,764 I just thought you looked interesting. 83 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,183 - What are you, a faggot? - No, no. 84 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:17,380 Okay, to tell you the truth, I thought you were this guy... 85 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,440 that I was at school with. 86 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,943 I saw you walk in here, so I followed you in just to see if it was him. 87 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,321 - But it wasn't. - Why didn't you ask me when you saw me? 88 00:08:25,447 --> 00:08:28,949 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't the person. 89 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,327 Not as embarrassed as you are now. 90 00:08:31,453 --> 00:08:33,746 - No, I suppose not. - What's your name? 91 00:08:33,872 --> 00:08:35,622 Bill. 92 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,083 Well, Bill, what do you do? 93 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:41,045 - Actually, I'm kind of -- - Between jobs right now. Yeah. 94 00:08:41,171 --> 00:08:43,297 - Yeah. That's right. - What would you do? 95 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,966 - Don't know. - Oh, come on, Bill. 96 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:49,803 Don't be coy. There's some burning ambition inside you, isn't there? 97 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,014 There's something of the starving artist in you, no? 98 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,974 - No. No. - No? 99 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,684 - You're a painter. - No. - Photos. 100 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,770 - No. - Writer. - No. 101 00:08:57,896 --> 00:08:59,229 - Writer, eh? - No. 102 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:01,482 - But you write. - Not much. 103 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,650 - But sometimes. - Sometimes. Who doesn't? 104 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,402 Me. 105 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,620 - So you're a writer. - I didn't say that. 106 00:09:14,746 --> 00:09:16,622 What makes you think I'm a writer, anyway? 107 00:09:16,748 --> 00:09:19,041 An unemployed 20-something... 108 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:22,461 who fancies himself a writer -- a real leap into the unknown. 109 00:09:22,587 --> 00:09:25,714 - Well, I'm not a writer. - But you're interested in people. 110 00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:27,633 - Yeah. - This person. 111 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:28,801 Perhaps. 112 00:09:28,927 --> 00:09:30,803 You haven't even asked me my name yet... 113 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:33,347 - What's your name? - or what's in my bag. 114 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,641 - What bag? - My bag. 115 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:37,893 The one you've been looking at all morning. 116 00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,856 What's your name, and what's in your bag? 117 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,193 My name's Cobb. 118 00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:49,405 Take a look for yourself. 119 00:09:54,869 --> 00:09:56,703 What were you expecting? Drugs? 120 00:09:58,373 --> 00:10:00,249 Why would you nick their old CDs? 121 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:04,044 Easy to grab a load. Easy to sell. Totally untraceable. 122 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,088 The other stuff's a bit more tricky. 123 00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:11,093 You don't look like a burglar. 124 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,887 Sounds like a compliment. 125 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,931 Are you interested now? 126 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,723 Gloves. 127 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:05,105 - People don't really do that, do they? - You'd be surprised. 128 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,828 Does that really work? 129 00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:21,663 Wait and see. 130 00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:29,505 Beginner's luck. 131 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,680 See? Nobody home. 132 00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:42,351 Okay, first things first. We need a bag. 133 00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:43,560 A bag? 134 00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:45,646 To carry the stuff in. Why are you whispering? 135 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,016 Don't you have one of your own? 136 00:11:47,117 --> 00:11:49,426 Yeah, it's a big bag with "swag" written right across it. 137 00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:51,193 Bingo. 138 00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:54,363 Okay. What do you fancy? 139 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,043 - Nothing here of any value. - You don't seem that concerned. 140 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:10,071 - I don't do it for the money. - Why do you do it? 141 00:12:10,171 --> 00:12:13,632 For the adrenaline. And because, like you, I'm interested in people. 142 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,660 You can tell a lot about people from their stuff. 143 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,387 - How old would you say these people are? - Don't know. 144 00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:21,723 You can tell a lot from the futon, for a start. Young people have futons. 145 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:24,309 Most people wouldn't be anywhere near 40 with a futon. 146 00:12:24,435 --> 00:12:26,728 And they've got one laundry bag, which means... 147 00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,647 they're probably very used to each other. 148 00:12:28,773 --> 00:12:29,751 Probably about 25, over. 149 00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:32,317 They could be 20 and have been living together for years. 150 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,612 Nah. No, look at the books. They're college-educated. 151 00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:38,365 Probably graduated when they were 21 or 22. 152 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,492 Moved in together in the last year. 153 00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:43,370 You can tell more from the music. 154 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,289 And here is the box. 155 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:48,041 - What box? - Everyone has a box. 156 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,043 With men, it's usually a shoebox. 157 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,088 - Are there valuables in it? - No. More interesting, more personal. 158 00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:55,090 Things like snapshots, letters... 159 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:57,801 or trinkets from a Christmas cracker. 160 00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,012 See? 161 00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,764 Envelope, photo... 162 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,933 little calling cards, notes. 163 00:13:05,059 --> 00:13:08,228 A sort of unconscious collection. A display. 164 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:11,064 - What do you mean, "display"? - Well, display. 165 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:14,151 Each thing tells something very intimate about the people. 166 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:16,445 We're very privileged to see it. It's very rare. 167 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,992 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the -- 168 00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:24,745 What the hell'd you do that for? 169 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,413 It's like a diary. 170 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,791 They hide it, but actually they want someone to see it. That's what I do. 171 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,002 Concealment, display -- flip sides of the same coin. 172 00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:34,129 This way they know that someone's seen it. 173 00:13:34,255 --> 00:13:37,341 That's what it's all about -- interrupting someone's life... 174 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,926 making them see all the things they took for granted. 175 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,679 Like when they go back and buy all this stuff from the shelves... 176 00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:44,765 with the insurance money, they'll have to think... 177 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,850 for the first time in a long time... 178 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:50,020 why they wanted all this stuff, what it's for. 179 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:52,022 You take it away... 180 00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,232 and show them what they had. 181 00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:02,366 Saucy, eh? Found these in the last flat. 182 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:06,203 Think I'll just give them something to chat about. 183 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:07,211 Why would you do that? 184 00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:09,857 She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing. 185 00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:13,043 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck up their relationship? 186 00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:16,630 Don't you listen? You take it away... 187 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,174 and show them what they had. 188 00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:29,309 - Fancy a drink? - You've gotta be joking. 189 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,770 Oh, don't be fooled by the supermarket label. 190 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:35,315 I seem to remember I've had this before, and it was actually quite good. 191 00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:39,903 You'd have had a bit of difficulty doing this with your gloves on. 192 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:46,618 - So we actually gonna take anything? - Anything your heart desires. 193 00:14:46,744 --> 00:14:50,580 Although that's not really the point, is it? I mean, it's just work. 194 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,041 I thought the whole point of burglary was taking things. 195 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:56,712 No, this is the point -- breaking in, entering someone's life... 196 00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:58,755 finding out who they really are. 197 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:01,299 I mean, don't you just feel it? Standing here... 198 00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:04,386 drinking their wine -- people we'll never even meet. 199 00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:10,434 Would you like a drink? I've got some wine. 200 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,645 Holy f-- 201 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,417 You startled us! Are you from the agency, or are you viewing like us? 202 00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:18,718 What are you doing in my flat? 203 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,619 Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here this afternoon? 204 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,471 But we're not moving. 205 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:25,073 You must be the man of the house. Congratulations. You have a very nice home. 206 00:15:28,369 --> 00:15:31,747 - But we're not moving. - Really? 207 00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:33,833 Oh, then I should check with the agent then, love. 208 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,834 Bye. 209 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,770 Shit. We shouldn't have come up here. We're gonna have to wait ages to get down. 210 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,605 There's a way up here. 211 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,693 Jesus Christ! Do you think they believed you? 212 00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:03,945 Of course they didn't fucking believe me. 213 00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:06,031 What the hell do you think you were doing? 214 00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,825 - I caught them on the hop. We surprised them. - How do you mean? 215 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:11,354 That bloke wasn't her boyfriend. Why do you think he didn't say anything? 216 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,440 No, she was up to no good, and she was probably glad we weren't her boyfriend. 217 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,209 - You reckon? - Definitely. Why else would she be home... 218 00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:19,002 in the middle of the afternoon? 219 00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:21,197 No, you just can't plan for that kind of fucking shit. 220 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:24,216 We were unlucky. Don't worry about it. It won't happen again. 221 00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,635 - Yeah, well, I'm not so sure. - Oh, yeah? 222 00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:29,137 Well, next time you can do the fucking prep work. 223 00:16:29,263 --> 00:16:30,972 - No, no, I didn't mean -- - No, I mean it. 224 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,849 Take your mark, check it out... 225 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:35,435 for days, months, years, whatever. 226 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,772 - It'll be the next place we hit. - Yeah, all right. 227 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,816 - Tell you what. - What? 228 00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:43,443 I feel bad about pulling the panty routine on that bloke. 229 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,289 She's gonna give him loads of shit, and she's the one fooling around. 230 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,634 A beer, please. 231 00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:13,575 - Buy you a drink? - Yeah. 232 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,620 - But you can't sleep with me. - Why is that? 233 00:18:16,746 --> 00:18:18,788 'Cause I'm with the guy over there. 234 00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:22,042 Not that bald one. 235 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:25,337 He'll let you buy me a drink, but sex is completely out of the question. 236 00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:30,091 - Still want to buy me that drink? - No. 237 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,085 - So what's a nice girl like you... - Doing in a place like this. 238 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,665 Doing with a bald old cunt like that? 239 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,422 It's a long story. And keep your voice down, 'cause he does own this place. 240 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,273 I was trying to get your attention. 241 00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:52,447 My name's Daniel Lloyd. My friends call me Danny. 242 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,407 So? 243 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,371 So you've obviously had a bad day... 244 00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:02,457 the kind that makes you feel like everybody's out for their pound of flesh. 245 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:06,461 Yeah. 246 00:19:06,587 --> 00:19:09,464 I've been having quite a lot of days like that. 247 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:16,471 - Say something to me. - Like what? 248 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,184 I'll see you outside in ten minutes. 249 00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:50,672 - Oh, I'm sorry. It just -- - Just came apart in your hands. 250 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,633 - It did, actually. - Yeah, I know. It was broken already. 251 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,468 It's all right. Somebody dropped it. 252 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,138 I've been meaning to fix it... 253 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,849 but... 254 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:03,393 I'll probably never get around to it. 255 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:06,187 So take a seat. Make yourself at home. 256 00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:13,236 - So about you and this bald guy, then. - What about him? 257 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:16,197 - Going out with him? - Not exactly. 258 00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:19,034 But you and him have something going. 259 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:22,162 We used to go out with each other, but that's been over for a long time. 260 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,164 So why did you tell me you were with him? 261 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,875 To get rid of you. 262 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:30,962 So why, when you agreed to have a drink with me, did we have to come here? 263 00:20:31,088 --> 00:20:33,590 He still gets jealous, and... 264 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,868 - I didn't feel like going back to my place. - Why not? 265 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,136 I got burgled yesterday. 266 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,557 What's it feel like, being broken into? 267 00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,559 Most people ask, "What did they take?" 268 00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:46,853 I'm curious about the way people feel. 269 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:50,398 I'm a writer. 270 00:20:50,524 --> 00:20:52,734 Gosh. 271 00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,444 - So? - So? 272 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:57,864 - So how'd it feel? - Great. 273 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,741 Sorry. 274 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:03,078 So this bald guy -- he's dangerous, is he? 275 00:21:03,204 --> 00:21:05,914 - Christ, you are a nosy bastard. - Dangerous like how? 276 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,917 Dangerous like criminal-type dangerous. 277 00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:11,419 Dangerous like "involved in bad things" type dangerous. 278 00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:13,463 - What sort of bad things? - The usual. 279 00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,674 - Girls, drugs, magazines. - Magazines? 280 00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:19,427 And films. Pornography. And he owns a couple of clubs. 281 00:21:19,553 --> 00:21:22,889 - Wealthy type? - Yes. 282 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,183 And refined. 283 00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:29,104 Took me a long time to realize the kind of things he was capable of. 284 00:21:29,271 --> 00:21:31,773 And what sort of things are they? 285 00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:35,443 Perhaps another time. 286 00:21:35,569 --> 00:21:38,113 I really think I should be going. 287 00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:53,169 Yeah? 288 00:21:53,295 --> 00:21:56,631 - It's me -- Bill. - What the fuck do you want? 289 00:21:56,757 --> 00:21:59,634 - Advice. - On what? 290 00:21:59,802 --> 00:22:02,720 - On a job. - What fucking job? 291 00:22:02,847 --> 00:22:06,266 - The job that I told you about. - Not interested. 292 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:09,310 Yeah, I know that. I'm gonna do it myself. 293 00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:11,604 Wanna know something about protection. 294 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,857 - "Protection"? - Yeah. You know... 295 00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:16,943 self-defense, weapons, stuff like that. 296 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,321 Surprisingly enough, I thought you might be able to give me some advice. 297 00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:25,201 Steel whip. Nunchucks, they're all right. 298 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:28,037 Tools are good -- sharpened screwdriver, hammer, chisel -- 299 00:22:28,164 --> 00:22:31,124 - "Hammer"? - Yeah. Medium size. Good rubber grip. 300 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,752 It's very nasty. If you get a claw hammer, you can pry doors with it. 301 00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:37,463 Slip it into the back of your waistband, you're set. 302 00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:41,676 You still there? 303 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,863 Why don't you get some of these, for chrissake? 304 00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,866 - Where did you get them? - Stole them from Middlesex Hospital. 305 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:06,659 You can't buy them. 306 00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:12,832 Bin-fucking-go. 307 00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:20,548 Okay. You get the bag. I'll check out the stuff. 308 00:23:41,528 --> 00:23:44,239 - I got one. - Oh, that's good. 309 00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:46,157 May not need it, though. There's fuck-all here. 310 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:46,841 Really? 311 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:51,204 - Well, what about the telly? - It's fucking useless. 312 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,290 What are we, burglars or vandals? 313 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,626 Well, if you're a burglar, why don't you start burgling? 314 00:23:56,752 --> 00:23:58,253 What about the tapes? 315 00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:02,972 Not much of a collection, and it's a bit personal. 316 00:24:03,073 --> 00:24:03,784 What do you mean? 317 00:24:03,884 --> 00:24:07,971 Not the stuff you'd play to your dinner party guests to fill in gaps in conversation. 318 00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:09,114 What sort of music's that? 319 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,657 I don't know. Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit. 320 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:13,893 - He's got taste. - Each to his own... 321 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,729 but he's a sad fucker with no social life. 322 00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:22,402 - Nice machine. - Maybe he's a writer. 323 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:24,654 Nah. If he was a writer, he'd have a word processor. 324 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:28,449 This guy wants to be a writer, and those are two totally separate things. 325 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,913 You checked this out? 326 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,559 You watched him go to work? You saw his routine? 327 00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:36,066 Yeah. 328 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,293 - What's his job? - He works in a bank. 329 00:24:39,336 --> 00:24:40,920 This guy's unemployed. 330 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,840 - No, he's not. - Look at the desk. He's unemployed. 331 00:24:43,966 --> 00:24:46,202 People who have jobs don't have this fucking shit in their homes. 332 00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:48,219 He's either unemployed or is a student... 333 00:24:48,345 --> 00:24:51,347 which means he could be back any fucking second. What the fuck is that? 334 00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:54,976 I mean, you should recognize the dole, boy. His fucking UB40! 335 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:58,104 You fucking asshole! You didn't check this out at all. We're going now. 336 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,899 We're not gonna take anything? 337 00:25:02,026 --> 00:25:03,928 No, we're not. I don't feel like scrounging off... 338 00:25:04,028 --> 00:25:06,154 some poor dole-head fucker -- no offense. 339 00:25:07,197 --> 00:25:09,157 None taken. 340 00:25:11,201 --> 00:25:13,745 Let's go to someplace I've checked out. 341 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,697 Hi. Make yourself at home. I'll be down in just a minute. 342 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,756 - Nice place. - Thanks. 343 00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:51,092 Feel a bit funny about it, you know, since... 344 00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:53,678 someone's been going through my stuff. It's sort of creepy. 345 00:26:53,804 --> 00:26:55,263 What'd they take? 346 00:26:55,389 --> 00:26:58,433 Books, my camera, CDs. 347 00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:01,727 They even took a bag from my cupboard to take it away in. 348 00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,974 - Apparently that's pretty standard. - Must be terrible, losing all that stuff. 349 00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:08,526 Insurance will cover most of it. It's personal stuff that's worse. 350 00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,403 "Personal stuff"? Like what? 351 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:13,114 They, um, rifled through my underwear. 352 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,533 Shit. Why would they do that? 353 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:19,412 Come on. You know the kind of kinky, voyeuristic shit men get into. 354 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:22,165 No, I'm sorry. I'm not into any of that. 355 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:26,794 One other thing they did was they took one of my earrings. 356 00:27:26,962 --> 00:27:29,698 The didn't take the pair, they just took one, just to really fuck me off. 357 00:27:29,798 --> 00:27:32,091 You probably misplaced the other one or something. 358 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:35,011 Oh, no. I mean, I had them on my dresser. 359 00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:37,138 I came back, and there was just one. 360 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:40,475 - So you just wear the other one now. - Gives me something to talk about. 361 00:27:41,768 --> 00:27:44,145 I'll -- I'll go and get some clothes on. 362 00:31:03,345 --> 00:31:05,012 Bill? 363 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:23,364 Saucy, eh? 364 00:31:24,408 --> 00:31:26,367 You haven't found a bag yet? 365 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:29,578 - Is this her flat? - Yeah. She's a fox. 366 00:31:29,705 --> 00:31:31,664 She's got pictures of herself everywhere. 367 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,833 Yeah. She looks good. 368 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:36,127 Look at this stuff. 369 00:31:47,264 --> 00:31:49,598 - You should take some of this stuff. - No way. 370 00:31:49,725 --> 00:31:51,726 Suit yourself. I'm gonna take some, though. 371 00:31:51,852 --> 00:31:53,811 Look at her. She's a babe. 372 00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:07,950 Bingo. 373 00:32:51,661 --> 00:32:53,271 Why does she have so many pictures of herself? 374 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,123 I think she's a model. She's certainly vain. 375 00:33:00,128 --> 00:33:01,796 Is that about it? 376 00:33:02,964 --> 00:33:05,800 Yeah, I guess that covers the useful stuff. 377 00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:11,639 Stereo's too big. 378 00:33:11,765 --> 00:33:14,809 Piano definitely too big. I think... 379 00:33:14,935 --> 00:33:17,645 I'll just misplace this for her. 380 00:34:16,538 --> 00:34:18,789 - What is this place? - Used to be offices. 381 00:34:18,915 --> 00:34:21,375 - How'd you get the keys? - Broke in, changed the locks. 382 00:34:21,543 --> 00:34:23,711 It's owned by one of those management places, you know? 383 00:34:23,837 --> 00:34:26,907 They never come around, and if they do, they'll just think they've mixed up their keys. 384 00:34:27,007 --> 00:34:31,093 Eventually they'll break in and change the locks, but I'll be long gone by then. 385 00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:34,013 London's full of these dead spaces. 386 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:36,056 Above restaurants or shops. Whole buildings. 387 00:34:36,182 --> 00:34:38,976 - Do we leave the stuff here? - No, that's your job. 388 00:34:39,102 --> 00:34:41,770 You hang on to it till I let you know we're ready to fence it. 389 00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:43,772 - Okay. - Unless... 390 00:34:43,899 --> 00:34:46,859 you want to try to sell it yourself and give me half of what you get. 391 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:48,819 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 392 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:52,072 Look, I was hard on you on that last place... 393 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,992 but you've got to understand: I won't let anybody put me at risk. 394 00:34:55,118 --> 00:34:56,678 - It's dangerous enough already. - Sure. 395 00:34:57,954 --> 00:35:00,247 - An early supper, I think. - I really can't afford it. 396 00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:02,583 - It's covered. - Yeah? 397 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,418 Okay. 398 00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:11,258 Authentic, I don't know, but I like it. 399 00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:13,844 So you keep on coming in here? 400 00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:15,705 - I know. I like it, but -- - Why, I don't know. 401 00:35:15,805 --> 00:35:18,223 No, I do know why. 402 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,225 - Why? - Well, because there's no windows... 403 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,520 and because it's dark, and nobody can see you in the alcoves... 404 00:35:23,647 --> 00:35:26,941 and so perhaps the bald guy wouldn't come past. 405 00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:29,610 - Maybe. - Maybe. Maybe this is where you bring 406 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:33,113 all the guys you go out with, because you know that he's... 407 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,699 not just gonna be walking by, popping in. 408 00:35:37,786 --> 00:35:40,079 - Maybe. - Maybe, yeah. 409 00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:42,581 I thought it was over between you two. 410 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:45,084 It is. 411 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:48,295 So how come you still go to basement bars, then... 412 00:35:48,421 --> 00:35:50,297 so that you can't be seen by him? 413 00:35:50,423 --> 00:35:53,702 - Because, as I've told you before -- - Because you're afraid of him, 'cause he's -- 414 00:35:53,802 --> 00:35:55,594 - Because he's dangerous. - Dangerous. 415 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,722 Dangerous -- How-How dangerous? You keep on saying he's dangerous. 416 00:35:58,848 --> 00:36:01,100 You never explain to me... 417 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:03,268 why you're so afraid of him. 418 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,604 Okay. 419 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,606 He came around to my flat... 420 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:10,985 with a couple of his associates... 421 00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:14,947 and... I didn't really know what all this was about... 422 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,992 until this other guy arrived... 423 00:36:18,159 --> 00:36:20,411 who apparently owed them some money. 424 00:36:20,537 --> 00:36:22,913 They didn't like this very much, so they got a hammer. 425 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:28,293 They held him down, and they smashed every single one of his fingers. 426 00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:37,761 And then they smashed his skull. 427 00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:42,683 Someone get me a tea towel or something. 428 00:36:47,981 --> 00:36:49,982 You're joking with me. 429 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,608 No. 430 00:36:54,654 --> 00:36:56,905 You're not joking with me. 431 00:37:00,243 --> 00:37:03,287 This is why you don't go out with him anymore. 432 00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:07,166 No. No, no. That's because he made a mess on my carpet. 433 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,003 That's not funny. 434 00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:12,796 I know. 435 00:37:20,221 --> 00:37:23,065 How on earth did you get to fall in with somebody like this? 436 00:37:23,191 --> 00:37:24,506 Let's just change the subject, all right? 437 00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:27,128 He's not the sort of bloke I'd have thought you'd normally associate with. 438 00:37:27,228 --> 00:37:29,688 - Come on. - What were you doing? Were you... 439 00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:32,066 "working" for him at the time? 440 00:37:36,029 --> 00:37:39,573 That is none of your business. 441 00:37:39,699 --> 00:37:43,118 I think you better find someone else to start telling you little stories. 442 00:37:43,244 --> 00:37:45,204 Oh, come on. I was just joking. 443 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:34,539 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 444 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:37,417 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 445 00:41:03,778 --> 00:41:05,737 You're developing a taste for it. 446 00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,573 The violating, the voyeurism -- oh, it's definitely you. 447 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,784 - I think not. - I think so. 448 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:14,105 And before long you'll have developed a taste for all the things that go with the proceeds. 449 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,123 - Such as? - Well, all this. 450 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,584 Do you make all your money through burglary? 451 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,378 No, not all of it. 452 00:41:21,504 --> 00:41:24,631 - In fact, you're gonna pay for this. - I told you: I can't afford to. 453 00:41:24,757 --> 00:41:28,051 Don't worry. It won't really be you. It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this. 454 00:41:28,177 --> 00:41:30,637 I thought I'd give you the pleasure of pretending to pay. 455 00:41:30,805 --> 00:41:33,515 - What am I supposed to do with this? - Sign it. 456 00:41:33,641 --> 00:41:35,267 - "Sign it"? - Sign it. 457 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:38,603 In your own handwriting. Then you can do anything you want with it. 458 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,522 "D. Lloyd." 459 00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:58,206 Don't you ever worry about being caught? 460 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,501 Why else would I do it? Besides, I'm not gonna get caught. 461 00:42:01,669 --> 00:42:05,005 - What, you've thought it all through? - I've thought it all through. 462 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:10,010 This is only the tip of the iceberg. 463 00:42:10,178 --> 00:42:12,137 I will do things that you don't even believe. 464 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,389 - Such as -- - Example: 465 00:42:14,515 --> 00:42:16,626 Sometimes when I'm watching a flat, I'll see that the owners... 466 00:42:16,726 --> 00:42:18,643 are about to go on holiday. 467 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:22,022 I'll wait till they're gone, then move in for a week or two. 468 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:23,315 You've got to be joking. 469 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,442 No. Happens a lot more than you'd believe. 470 00:42:25,568 --> 00:42:27,178 How do you know when they're gonna be back? 471 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,180 It's almost always marked on the kitchen calendar. 472 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,198 Christ. 473 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,037 Jesus fucking Christ! 474 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:38,898 - What's wrong? - The woman -- from the first flat. 475 00:42:38,998 --> 00:42:41,358 - The one we broke into. She just walked in. - Are you sure? 476 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,486 - Yes, I am fucking sure. - Is she with the same bloke? 477 00:42:43,586 --> 00:42:44,878 - No. - It's all right, then. 478 00:42:45,004 --> 00:42:45,683 What if she sees us? 479 00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:47,448 She's with her partner. She can't do anything. 480 00:42:47,548 --> 00:42:49,674 I think that's one hell of a chance to take. 481 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:52,495 What's she gonna say? We stole half a bottle of indifferent red wine? Calm down. 482 00:42:52,595 --> 00:42:55,222 - Do you mind if we skip dessert? - Yes, I fucking mind. 483 00:42:55,348 --> 00:42:57,682 - She's coming this way. - She's going to the loo. 484 00:42:57,809 --> 00:42:59,559 - She saw me. - Oh, yeah? 485 00:42:59,685 --> 00:43:02,479 She saw me. She recognizes us. I think we should leave. 486 00:43:02,605 --> 00:43:04,189 Okay. 487 00:43:05,274 --> 00:43:07,692 We'll leave. Not that we've got anything to worry about... 488 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:10,737 except for you making a fucking twat out of yourself. 489 00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:17,327 I really hate it when I don't get to finish a good meal with a cup of coffee. 490 00:43:17,453 --> 00:43:19,413 - Yeah, but -- - Don't fucking say it. 491 00:43:19,539 --> 00:43:21,540 She got a second look at me. She recognized me. 492 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:23,458 That sort of thing makes me nervous. 493 00:43:23,584 --> 00:43:25,903 If you're so worried about your appearance, why don't you change it? 494 00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:27,879 You know, new haircut, new set of clothes. 495 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:30,992 Your mother won't recognize you. Just because you break into people's homes... 496 00:43:31,092 --> 00:43:33,927 doesn't mean you have to look like a fucking burglar. 497 00:46:13,921 --> 00:46:16,172 "Everybody has a box." 498 00:47:20,821 --> 00:47:22,864 - Yeah? - Hello. It's Bill. 499 00:47:22,990 --> 00:47:24,866 Oh, hello, Bill. What can I do for you? 500 00:47:24,992 --> 00:47:27,160 Not much. It's about the stuff. 501 00:47:27,328 --> 00:47:29,746 What about the stuff? 502 00:47:29,872 --> 00:47:33,416 I've, met this guy. Said he would fence most of it. 503 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,002 I thought I'd have a go myself, like you said. 504 00:47:37,713 --> 00:47:39,839 I don't reckon I'll get as much as you could... 505 00:47:39,965 --> 00:47:43,968 but, um, you'll have half of whatever I get. 506 00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:45,553 How does that sound? 507 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,555 Well, that sounds fine. Anything else? 508 00:47:47,682 --> 00:47:49,683 - Yeah, I took your advice. - What advice? 509 00:47:49,850 --> 00:47:52,602 About changing my appearance. Got my hair cut. I'm all dressed up. 510 00:47:52,728 --> 00:47:54,354 With no place to go. 511 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,841 God, Bill, I wasn't being entirely serious about that, you know? 512 00:47:56,941 --> 00:47:58,983 Yeah. 513 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:01,528 I just feel better this way. 514 00:48:01,654 --> 00:48:03,029 - Safer, huh? - Safer. 515 00:48:03,197 --> 00:48:05,365 I'll give you a ring when I get the money. 516 00:48:05,533 --> 00:48:07,200 Right. 517 00:48:10,705 --> 00:48:13,206 What was all that about? 518 00:48:13,332 --> 00:48:15,208 You. 519 00:48:15,334 --> 00:48:18,670 Your stuff, anyway. He's gonna deal with it himself. 520 00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:20,755 Meaning? 521 00:48:20,881 --> 00:48:23,049 Meaning he took the bait, and he's hooked. 522 00:48:23,217 --> 00:48:26,886 He's gonna hang on to the stuff, pretend to sell it, give me some money. 523 00:48:27,054 --> 00:48:29,431 You may even get most of it back, if you're lucky. 524 00:48:29,557 --> 00:48:32,183 God, it's perfect. The photos worked. 525 00:48:32,309 --> 00:48:34,936 I even got him to cut his hair and change his clothes. 526 00:48:35,062 --> 00:48:38,606 So does that mean you'll tell me where you hid my earring? 527 00:48:38,733 --> 00:48:40,066 No. 528 00:48:40,234 --> 00:48:42,193 And I wouldn't wait for your panties either. 529 00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:44,195 He's too embarrassed to give those back to you. 530 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,573 Shit. And did you have to break my window? 531 00:48:46,741 --> 00:48:48,825 Couldn't you have found a key or something? 532 00:48:48,951 --> 00:48:51,161 No, that would've been three spare keys in a row. 533 00:48:51,287 --> 00:48:53,788 Even Bill's not going to fall for that. 534 00:48:53,914 --> 00:48:56,583 God, it was so embarrassing when we went to his place. 535 00:48:56,751 --> 00:48:59,586 Right under the mat, just like I told him. It's totally pathetic. 536 00:48:59,754 --> 00:49:01,697 It was a new mat as well, and I seriously think... 537 00:49:01,797 --> 00:49:04,215 he bought this mat just so he could put the key under it. 538 00:51:07,423 --> 00:51:08,965 Fuck off. 539 00:51:09,091 --> 00:51:10,800 How did you know it was me? 540 00:51:10,926 --> 00:51:14,095 That could've been your mother you just told to fuck off. 541 00:51:14,221 --> 00:51:15,889 I meant it. 542 00:51:16,015 --> 00:51:19,392 Oh, come on. Let me in. I've come to apologize. 543 00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:37,744 - So apologize. - I haven't been entirely honest with you. 544 00:51:39,079 --> 00:51:41,748 I'm doing a piece about burglaries. 545 00:51:41,874 --> 00:51:43,416 What? 546 00:51:45,377 --> 00:51:48,212 I'm writing about burglaries, about a friend of mine... 547 00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:50,381 who breaks into people's houses. 548 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:54,093 That's why I asked you so many questions about your break-in. 549 00:51:54,219 --> 00:51:57,099 I didn't tell you at the time 'cause I didn't want to upset you too much. 550 00:51:57,222 --> 00:52:00,475 He's been breaking in, and I've been -- I haven't stolen anything. 551 00:52:00,601 --> 00:52:04,896 I just go along and... see what happens. 552 00:52:05,022 --> 00:52:07,357 Is that it? 553 00:52:08,609 --> 00:52:09,901 Yes. 554 00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:11,945 What's that got to do with anything? 555 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:15,907 Now I've been honest with you. I want you to return the favor. 556 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:19,160 - I have been honest with you. - You're still seeing the bald guy. 557 00:52:19,286 --> 00:52:21,788 I was early the other day, and I saw him leave. 558 00:52:21,956 --> 00:52:24,832 - You said it was over. - It is. 559 00:52:24,959 --> 00:52:27,752 Then why are you still seeing him? 560 00:52:29,630 --> 00:52:31,381 He's blackmailing me. 561 00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:35,760 - He's rich. Why on earth would he -- - I didn't say anything about money. 562 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:38,763 - What's he blackmailing you with? - Photos. 563 00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:40,264 Of? 564 00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:42,008 Of me. 565 00:52:42,134 --> 00:52:43,236 Don't ask me anything else. 566 00:52:43,337 --> 00:52:45,143 I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies. 567 00:52:45,243 --> 00:52:46,589 You've got me all wrong, you know. 568 00:52:46,689 --> 00:52:48,481 - Have I? - Yes. 569 00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:52,610 - Where are these pictures? - In his office. Why? 570 00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:55,697 - I could take them. - How? 571 00:52:55,823 --> 00:52:58,616 I could break in. Me and this guy could do it. 572 00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:01,369 There's got to be some valuable stuff in his office, right? 573 00:53:01,495 --> 00:53:04,706 - He sometimes keeps some money in his safe. - We can't get into his safe. 574 00:53:04,832 --> 00:53:07,166 - That's where the photos are. - What? 575 00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:10,169 They're in an envelope -- the negatives and some of the prints. 576 00:53:10,295 --> 00:53:13,297 - We can't do that. - I know the combination. 577 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:14,966 How? 578 00:53:15,092 --> 00:53:16,676 I've seen him open it loads of times. 579 00:53:16,844 --> 00:53:18,803 I thought I might be able to lift them myself. 580 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:22,348 That's what we'll do, then. 581 00:53:28,897 --> 00:53:31,357 No one in their right minds would steal from him. 582 00:53:31,525 --> 00:53:34,485 If we don't get caught, it's not gonna matter who it was we stole from... 583 00:53:34,611 --> 00:53:36,696 and we're not going to get caught. 584 00:53:40,367 --> 00:53:42,285 If you get them, you won't look at the photos... 585 00:53:42,411 --> 00:53:44,370 and you won't even look in the envelope. 586 00:53:44,496 --> 00:53:47,415 - Of course not. - I've got your word on that? 587 00:53:47,541 --> 00:53:49,542 You have my word. 588 00:54:11,065 --> 00:54:14,025 - You're late. - Sorry. 589 00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:16,569 I thought you said you were gonna fence it yourself. 590 00:54:16,695 --> 00:54:18,654 I got rid of most of it. 591 00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:35,088 It'll take me a couple days to get rid of all this. 592 00:54:35,214 --> 00:54:37,131 That's what I thought. 593 00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:43,805 Is there something else on your mind? 594 00:54:43,931 --> 00:54:46,432 Yeah. I want to hit a place. 595 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,518 I've been scouting out a couple places. 596 00:54:48,644 --> 00:54:51,479 - A particular place. For some photos. - "Photos"? 597 00:54:51,605 --> 00:54:53,856 Yeah, for a friend. 598 00:54:53,982 --> 00:54:54,941 What's the place? 599 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:57,819 The photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination. 600 00:54:57,945 --> 00:55:00,321 Well, if it's for a friend, where's the money in it? 601 00:55:00,447 --> 00:55:03,324 Money's in the safe... probably. 602 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:06,577 "Probably." Whose office? 603 00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:09,539 - A club owner. Pornographer type. - Heavy? 604 00:55:09,665 --> 00:55:11,374 Yeah, looks like it. 605 00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:19,841 What the fuck's going on? 606 00:55:22,136 --> 00:55:25,263 - I'm seeing someone. - Who? 607 00:55:25,389 --> 00:55:28,975 - The owner of that bag. - What? 608 00:55:29,101 --> 00:55:32,019 The woman whose house we hit, the one with the pictures of herself. 609 00:55:32,146 --> 00:55:34,188 Tell me you're fucking joking. 610 00:55:34,314 --> 00:55:35,815 No. 611 00:55:37,442 --> 00:55:40,111 I thought she looked interesting, I followed her... 612 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:44,240 - we had a drink, and... now we're involved. - Have you slept with her? 613 00:55:44,366 --> 00:55:48,244 Yeah. We're gettin' on really well. 614 00:55:48,370 --> 00:55:51,664 I wanted to give some of her stuff back to her, but I thought that would mean -- 615 00:55:51,790 --> 00:55:53,442 You thought that would mean telling her that you fucking robbed her! 616 00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:56,669 How shrewd! I mean, how fucking prudent of you not to tell her that! 617 00:55:58,005 --> 00:55:59,922 That's a nice haircut, though. 618 00:56:00,048 --> 00:56:01,632 Nice suit as well. 619 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:03,718 - Pity about the bloodstains on it. - What blood-- 620 00:56:36,752 --> 00:56:39,253 You're on your own now. 621 00:56:39,379 --> 00:56:42,048 Here. Here's a present for you... 622 00:56:42,174 --> 00:56:45,468 to get you started on your new solo career. 623 00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,294 - Did you have to beat him? - Did you have to sleep with him? 624 00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:03,671 - You told me to. - I said you should if you had to... 625 00:58:03,797 --> 00:58:06,215 but that's not really the same as telling you to. 626 00:58:09,594 --> 00:58:12,179 - Did you enjoy it? - Did you enjoy beating him up? 627 00:58:12,306 --> 00:58:14,807 Of course. 628 00:58:18,061 --> 00:58:21,272 Look, I'm in deep shit. This is going to work. 629 00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:23,274 Do they really think you're involved? 630 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,344 They've already had me in for questioning, haven't they? 631 00:58:25,444 --> 00:58:28,904 It's not gonna be long before they find the guy who saw me leave and pull me in. 632 00:58:29,031 --> 00:58:30,865 - Did he get a good look at you? - No. 633 00:58:30,991 --> 00:58:32,950 Which is why I think this is gonna work. 634 00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:35,187 All we need is someone of roughly the same appearance... 635 00:58:35,287 --> 00:58:38,039 roughly the same way of working, and we should be fine. 636 00:58:38,165 --> 00:58:40,525 Just tell them what really happened, that you found her like that. 637 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:42,668 No, you wouldn't say that if you saw what I saw. 638 00:58:42,794 --> 00:58:44,712 No, I mean, this is horrible. 639 00:58:44,838 --> 00:58:47,590 There's blood everywhere. 640 00:58:47,716 --> 00:58:50,843 I mean, her head has been beaten. She doesn't even look human anymore. 641 00:58:51,011 --> 00:58:53,012 I mean, I'd been there a while. 642 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:56,349 I may have left traces, prints, forensic shit. I don't know. 643 00:58:56,475 --> 00:58:59,602 The point is, the body's fresh. It hasn't been dead long. 644 00:58:59,728 --> 00:59:02,480 Any witness might put me there close enough to the time of death. 645 00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:04,675 You just said the witness didn't get a good look at you. 646 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:06,650 No, but that's not the point, is it? 647 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:09,028 A crime that brutal -- an old lady beaten to death. 648 00:59:09,196 --> 00:59:12,140 If they even think it's me, they're gonna try and pin it on me, aren't they? 649 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,935 No, we've got to have someone else. I've even told them there's someone else. 650 00:59:15,035 --> 00:59:18,454 - And if he's got an alibi? - Well, he's a loner. 651 00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:20,122 He's perfect. 652 00:59:20,248 --> 00:59:22,776 Even strangers that have seen him before aren't gonna recognize him... 653 00:59:22,876 --> 00:59:25,211 because he's had his hair cut. 654 00:59:25,337 --> 00:59:27,380 No, he's our man. 655 00:59:52,030 --> 00:59:53,072 I've got it. 656 00:59:53,198 --> 00:59:56,867 I've got to drop off the fucking money first. 657 00:59:58,203 --> 01:00:00,496 Money. Bundles of fucking money. 658 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,876 Nothing. Nothing. 659 01:00:08,922 --> 01:00:12,716 "Okay"? 660 01:00:14,928 --> 01:00:17,930 I'll -- I'll be around soon. 661 01:01:02,309 --> 01:01:04,185 You promised me you wouldn't open the envelope. 662 01:01:04,311 --> 01:01:05,769 It wasn't sealed. They fell out. 663 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,981 - "They fell out." - So are you gonna explain? 664 01:01:09,107 --> 01:01:12,985 I mean, what was it? Was it all just bullshit to get hold of the money? 665 01:01:13,153 --> 01:01:14,945 There isn't usually any in there. 666 01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:16,822 Well, what, then? 667 01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:23,329 It was for a friend. 668 01:01:23,455 --> 01:01:25,998 The police think he did something, and he didn't... 669 01:01:26,166 --> 01:01:29,960 so he needs a decoy, another likely suspect. 670 01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:34,006 Someone caught robbing a place using the same way he does it, his methods. 671 01:01:34,132 --> 01:01:35,841 "His methods"? 672 01:01:37,344 --> 01:01:38,928 Who is the friend? 673 01:01:40,722 --> 01:01:41,972 Cobb. 674 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:45,017 Broke into a place a couple of weeks ago. 675 01:01:45,143 --> 01:01:47,311 He found an old lady bashed to death. 676 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:49,939 He ran off. Someone saw him. 677 01:01:50,065 --> 01:01:53,176 Couple of days later, the police called him in for questioning. They think he killed her. 678 01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:55,486 He probably did. 679 01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:57,863 No, he's a thief. He's not a murderer. 680 01:01:57,989 --> 01:02:00,574 So he told them that they'd got him confused... 681 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,744 with another burglar he knew, one who used the same MO. 682 01:02:03,870 --> 01:02:06,247 Why me? 683 01:02:06,373 --> 01:02:09,291 You set yourself up for it. 684 01:02:09,417 --> 01:02:13,420 Cobb noticed you following him days before he actually approached you. 685 01:02:13,547 --> 01:02:15,506 Well, initially he thought you were police... 686 01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:17,883 - and then he followed you. - He followed me? 687 01:02:19,886 --> 01:02:22,346 He followed you and realized you were just... 688 01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:25,057 this sad little fucker waiting to be used. 689 01:02:25,183 --> 01:02:27,935 So you and Cobb just went for it. 690 01:02:28,061 --> 01:02:30,896 How could you do this to me? 691 01:02:31,064 --> 01:02:33,190 To anybody? 692 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:36,318 It's not that serious. 693 01:02:36,444 --> 01:02:38,946 You've got the money. You didn't kill the old lady. 694 01:02:39,072 --> 01:02:42,283 You're just there to plant doubt in the minds of the police. 695 01:02:42,409 --> 01:02:44,577 They'll never charge you. 696 01:02:44,744 --> 01:02:46,912 You were supposed to get caught tonight breaking in. 697 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,207 They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady, and you wouldn't know anything. 698 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:52,876 They could still have charged me for breaking and entering. 699 01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:55,546 But you did break and enter. 700 01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:57,953 And for whatever reason, you didn't get caught red-handed. 701 01:03:01,136 --> 01:03:04,013 He came in. He went down. 702 01:03:04,139 --> 01:03:07,975 I didn't hang around long enough to find out whether he could get up. 703 01:03:08,101 --> 01:03:11,020 It's his blood on my hammer. 704 01:03:11,146 --> 01:03:14,440 How could you do this to me? 705 01:03:14,566 --> 01:03:17,026 It's nothing personal. 706 01:03:17,152 --> 01:03:19,695 When I began this, I didn't even know you. 707 01:03:26,828 --> 01:03:29,371 - I'm going to the police in the morning. - You can't. 708 01:03:30,749 --> 01:03:32,958 I'm going, and I'm gonna tell them everything. 709 01:03:33,084 --> 01:03:34,960 You can't, 'cause they won't believe you. 710 01:03:35,086 --> 01:03:37,480 I'm gonna tell them everything. They'll believe me because it's the truth. 711 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,695 Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story. 712 01:03:39,796 --> 01:03:43,093 - You could. - I won't. 713 01:03:43,219 --> 01:03:46,680 They'll make you, because your lies won't stand up to the truth. 714 01:03:52,312 --> 01:03:55,814 I wouldn't do this if I were you. 715 01:04:00,904 --> 01:04:02,488 That's it. 716 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:06,867 I mean, if you've got any questions, then -- 717 01:04:06,993 --> 01:04:09,536 One or two. 718 01:04:09,663 --> 01:04:12,623 You see, we don't actually have any unsolved murders of old ladies... 719 01:04:12,749 --> 01:04:15,376 - at the present. - You must have. 720 01:04:15,502 --> 01:04:19,713 There's no such ongoing investigation. 721 01:04:19,839 --> 01:04:22,341 And we don't know this Mr. Cobb of yours. 722 01:04:24,427 --> 01:04:26,512 I warned you he'd look in the envelope. 723 01:04:27,639 --> 01:04:29,682 He gave me his word. I believed him. 724 01:04:29,808 --> 01:04:32,059 It's nothing personal. He couldn't help it. 725 01:04:32,185 --> 01:04:34,186 I mean, he's a born peeper. 726 01:04:38,149 --> 01:04:41,026 Anyway, down to business. 727 01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:43,362 "Business"? 728 01:04:45,699 --> 01:04:47,366 Perhaps there's... 729 01:04:47,492 --> 01:04:50,536 something else you'd like to tell me? 730 01:04:51,663 --> 01:04:54,123 Anything. 731 01:04:56,167 --> 01:04:58,544 - Where's the hammer? - It's in that bag. 732 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:02,798 What are you gonna do with it? 733 01:05:04,843 --> 01:05:07,886 The old man was very specific about how I should do things. 734 01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:12,015 What's the old man got to say about it? 735 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:15,310 Well, he is letting me keep all the money from his safe. 736 01:05:16,563 --> 01:05:18,856 Anything at all. 737 01:05:18,982 --> 01:05:20,691 Your side of things. 738 01:05:23,319 --> 01:05:25,821 He says your demands have become too unreasonable. 739 01:05:25,947 --> 01:05:28,240 You've become too greedy in your blackmail. 740 01:05:28,408 --> 01:05:31,076 He said something about you being a witness... 741 01:05:31,202 --> 01:05:33,579 to an incident that happened in this very room. 742 01:05:33,747 --> 01:05:37,624 He was very precise about exactly how and where I should take care of things. 743 01:05:37,751 --> 01:05:40,085 Something about a bloodstained carpet... 744 01:05:40,253 --> 01:05:42,838 that you've got stashed away to back up your story... 745 01:05:42,964 --> 01:05:45,090 should it ever be told. 746 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:48,427 Did you talk to her? 747 01:05:48,553 --> 01:05:50,763 We found her this morning. 748 01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:55,142 What do you mean, "found her"? 749 01:05:55,268 --> 01:05:57,060 Her body. 750 01:05:58,104 --> 01:06:01,690 We also found a hammer with two types of blood on it. 751 01:06:01,816 --> 01:06:05,486 One type I assume will match the bloke you put in hospital. 752 01:06:06,613 --> 01:06:08,530 All her fingers were smashed. 753 01:06:08,656 --> 01:06:10,949 You must have tortured her to get the combination. 754 01:06:11,075 --> 01:06:13,118 I didn't touch her! 755 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:17,080 We also found some interesting items in your flat... 756 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:19,917 in this shoebox under your bed. 757 01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:24,171 Among various items reported missing by the deceased last week, we found... 758 01:06:24,297 --> 01:06:27,299 these pairs of ladies' underwear. 759 01:06:27,425 --> 01:06:29,343 Are they hers? 760 01:06:29,469 --> 01:06:32,513 I assume so, since we found them stashed... 761 01:06:32,639 --> 01:06:35,474 with these passport-style photographs of the deceased. 762 01:06:37,477 --> 01:06:40,771 We also found this pearl earring... 763 01:06:40,897 --> 01:06:43,315 which exactly matched... 764 01:06:43,483 --> 01:06:46,193 the one worn by the deceased at the time of her death. 765 01:06:46,319 --> 01:06:48,862 - A little trophy? - No. 766 01:06:48,988 --> 01:06:52,491 It was Cobb who planted it when we turned over her place. 767 01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:55,285 Go and collar him. I gave you his address. 768 01:06:56,913 --> 01:07:00,332 We checked the address you gave us. There's no Cobb there. 769 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:03,001 The flat belongs to a Mr... 770 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:06,505 D. Lloyd. 771 01:07:07,757 --> 01:07:10,133 He's just returned from holiday... 772 01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:13,846 and he told us that while he was away, his flat had been burgled. 773 01:07:13,972 --> 01:07:16,098 Not much was missing... 774 01:07:17,183 --> 01:07:19,643 but his new credit card hasn't yet arrived. 775 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:22,062 Well, that was Cobb. We used it to... 776 01:07:22,188 --> 01:07:24,690 pay for a meal in a restaurant. 777 01:07:24,816 --> 01:07:27,192 We found this at your flat. 778 01:07:28,862 --> 01:07:30,821 It was Cobb... 779 01:07:31,865 --> 01:07:33,740 who stole it. 780 01:07:33,867 --> 01:07:36,076 Is that your handwriting? 781 01:07:38,913 --> 01:07:40,372 Yes.