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All right.
Let's do it again from the top.
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We can cue music.
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Tomorrow night,
superstar Kat Valdez
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and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian
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will make history when they perform
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their new hit song "Marry Me"
and exchange vows
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in front of the whole world.
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Twenty million people.
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See you tomorrow.
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I'll be the one in the veil.
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And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me!
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Okay, I hear that she is wearing
a Zuhair Murad custom gown
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with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals.
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I feel so grateful right now
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that everything is the way it is.
I have a beautiful fiancé
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who's so supportive and loving and...
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I feel grateful for the American fans
because they are supporting me and Kat.
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"Marry Me" is sweeping the country.
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Planning the wedding show
has been insane.
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Strike that, the world.
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Kat Valdez and Bastian
are taking their vows onstage
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in New York City tomorrow night,
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and then jetting off to a private island
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where they'll make, let's hope,
more beautiful music together.
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City National Bank,
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bank of the stars, presents "Marry Me."
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The end of a tour
and the beginning of a lifetime.
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And with me is Colin Calloway,
her manager. How are you?
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I'm very well, Justin. How are you?
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I'm good. Now, I heard
this was all Bastian's idea.
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Uh, no, no, no,
they-they both wanted to give
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- something back to the fans.
- You know
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they have a social reach
of over 200 million people?
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Uh, yeah, of course I know.
I'm the manager.
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- Uh... uh...
- Who's a bridesmaid?
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What about her exes?
Will they be in the audience?
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I got people, uh, waiting,
so I'll go deal with that.
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- Just...
- Bye, guys.
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I hate dealing with managers.
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Can somebody get this cart?
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Can somebody help me?
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It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni.
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I mean, if you don't like it,
I'll take it.
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- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Ah!
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Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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Oh, more flowers.
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My God, this is insane.
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This is nothing.
There's a moving van on Park
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stuffed with wedding gifts,
including a stove.
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- Someone got me a stove?
- It's from a fan.
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Who thinks I don't have a stove?
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Yeah, Tyra? Donate all of it.
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Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio.
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Tom, the man himself. Talk to me.
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Of course I've got some tickets for you,
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even if we are completely sold out.
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I don't think
there's a single person in this city
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who's not clamoring
to come to this wedding.
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Think this is one of my better lunches,
but you be the judge.
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Dad, don't mess up my hair.
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I thought that gave you good luck.
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That was, like, a long time ago.
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I think it was about a month ago.
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How great is this?
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Going to the same school together.
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Mm-hmm, great.
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Oh, and, Lou,
you probably won't see that much of me.
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I know that could be a problem for you,
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but if you need to see me anytime...
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I won't.
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I like the independence. Good.
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Oh, and you know the student
that you're shadowing, Esther?
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Full disclosure,
Esther is in my math club,
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but I don't want you to feel
any pressure to join.
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I'm not joining.
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Tough audience.
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Um, Dad?
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- Can I go in alone?
- Of course.
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I was just gonna ask you the same thing.
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If I could walk in alone,
you know, for my street cred.
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I love you!
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You may be good at football,
you may be good at track,
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but when it comes to math clubs...
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You better watch your back!
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Coolidge Pi-thons attack!
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Yes!
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What's our number?
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3.141592...
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- 65839...
- Percy, we got it. Good.
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Okay, remember,
if you sit in the question,
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the answer will find you.
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Terrific job today. I love the energy.
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I'm telling you, if we bring that
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to the Mathalon finals, we win the...
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- Oh, Esther, you got a second?
- Yeah.
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How's Lou doing? She good?
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- I think so.
- You know, she's great at math,
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so, I wouldn't be surprised
if she starts asking
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about maybe joining the Pi-thons.
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'Cause at her last school,
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she made it to the Mathalon finals.
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Really? She never mentioned that.
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Ah, you know, that's the thing.
She's really shy.
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Oh, not at all.
She was telling me about her vacation
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and about this guy named David.
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David? My ex's new husband?
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- What did she say about him?
- Oh...
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It doesn't matter. Never mind.
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Actually, go ahead. Tell me.
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Oh, just that he's awesome
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and no matter what they do,
it's always cool
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- and exciting and, you know...
- Fun.
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- Yeah.
- Gotcha.
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- All right.
- Okay. Thanks, Esther.
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I guess they're going cave diving.
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- Hmm. Cave diving.
- Yeah.
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Where?
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In a stairwell,
spying on your daughter. Really?
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We're not spying.
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We're... we're just watching
from a distance.
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We're not spying.
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Look, she had a hard time
at her last school.
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I just want to make sure she's okay.
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So, what, you thought
you'd hook her up with the cool kids?
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Parker, you're supposed
to set a good example
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as the guidance counselor.
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I am setting the best example
with my look and my vibe alone.
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Jesus, kids still do the robot?
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♪ Marry me, marry,... ♪
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- Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone?
- Guilty.
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- What's "Marry Me"?
- It's Kat and Bastian's new song.
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- It's everyone's new song.
- It's my new song.
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- Not mine.
- People will propose to it.
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They're gonna post videos of themselves
dancing to it down the aisle.
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- Are you ready to be jealous?
- Yes.
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I'm taking my new girlfriend
Roxy and her ex-girlfriend
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- to their concert/wedding.
- Shut up.
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Where she's gonna look at me and say...
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Hi, baby.
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Hi, love. Did you see my post?
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No. You post something?
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Of course, my love, check it out.
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"Thinking of my love, my wife."
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So, do you like it?
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I love it.
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I love you.
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I love you more, baby.
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When'll you be home?
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About an hour.
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You know there's about 1000 people
in this apartment right now?
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- What?
- Ridiculous!
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I know. But 20 million people
are going to watch the wedding.
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- Twenty million?
- Yeah, of course.
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Oh, my God.
This has gotten so out of control.
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Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait.
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Yeah, I just...
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now I just wish it was me
and you on a beach somewhere.
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No, my love.
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You deserve the biggest wedding
in the world.
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And tomorrow's gonna be the best night
of our lives.
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- Can't wait.
- I can't wait either, baby.
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Where's Kat?
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An interview in ten minutes.
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Look what I just found.
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Scoot over.
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I was just looking
through some old pictures.
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- Uh-huh?
- And look at this one I saw
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of you, me and Mom
in Jamaica, parasailing.
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- We went parasailing?
- Do you not remember?
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I mean, to be honest,
I don't remember you together at all.
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Well, we were, and we had fun.
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I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy.
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I was, and I am a fun guy.
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But, you know...
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it's not just about fun.
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It's... it's harder than that.
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It's work. It's...
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Well, think about Tank.
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When Tank was a puppy.
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- You remember that?
- Yeah.
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You remember how fun he was
and playing tug-of-war
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with the Frisbee and him jumping around?
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And now he's old, and his eyes don't work,
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and you don't know
how many good years he has left,
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- but you still...
- Dad, is Tank dying?
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No. No.
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I'm sorry, I... I... Tank's good.
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I got a little off track.
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I was just... What I meant is that
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love is about sacrifice
and the day-to-day.
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Um, Dad, uh, can I go to sleep now?
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Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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- Okay. Good night.
- Okay.
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Night.
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Last time Kat Valdez was here
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who let's just say
is no stranger to weddings...
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said she wanted to do
something smaller,
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understated, intimate...
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with just, say,
5000 of their closest fans.
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I mean friends.
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Just a simple wedding for a simple gal.
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Just like Mom's wedding was.
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Hey, good morning, New York.
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It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you.
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Kat fans,
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it's Enrique Santos with you.
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Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian
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will give it all they got
and tie the knot.
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- It's the big day.
- That shit is crazy.
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"On the shore of the wide world
I stand alone, and think
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Till love and fame
to nothingness do sink."
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It's Keats. You think he'll like it?
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If somebody explains it to him, yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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Oh, today is your wedding day!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it, get it.
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Tomorrow would've been our anniversary.
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You guys went out for what, two weeks?
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Seventeen days,
if you include the breakup.
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And she dumped me with a text. So rude.
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Come to the Kat Valdez concert
with me tonight.
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Parker, I'm not a big concert person.
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Listen,
this is a once-in-a-lifetime invitation,
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and you don't even get it.
This is Halley's Comet.
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It's you wearing an outfit
that flatters your body.
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It's very rare.
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Okay, I've got Lou tonight.
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Good. I've got three tickets. Bring her.
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Maybe she'll think you're fun.
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We love you, Kat!
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Thank you so much for being here
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on such a monumentally special occasion.
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How's everybody feeling tonight?
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Are there any Latinos in the house?
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Well, I am looking for one in particular.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Ooh, hold this.
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Hey, Roxy, check out my new best friends.
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Oh, yeah, and suck it!
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That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife.
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- I should've worn my onesie.
- Charlie.
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Yeah.
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Something's wrong.
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- Where?
- Page Six.
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Are you guys ready for the wedding?
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- Where's Tyra?
- In Bastian's dressing room.
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- Ah, perfect.
- Dancers, to the stage in five!
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Mel! Where's Mel?
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What's everybody looking at?
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Oh. I know the groom is not
supposed to see the bride
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before the wedding.
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Can I just say, "Wow."
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- No.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
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the moment you've all been waiting for.
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- What's the matter?
- Mm, everything's fine.
258
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- Something's weird.
- Nothing to worry about.
259
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- What's everybody looking at?
- Forget it.
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Give me your phone.
261
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Now!
262
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It might not be real.
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A Page Six exclusive,
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an anonymous poster sent us this hot video
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that's gonna blow your mind.
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Kat Valdez's husband-to-be Bastian
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was caught cheating on her
with her assistant.
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Can I get a witness?
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"Marry Me!"
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
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"Marry Me!"
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Uh, can you stop the music?
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Oh, shit.
273
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And, um, can you turn up the house lights?
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Yeah.
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- We love you, Kat!
- We love you, Kat!
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- We love you!
- Kat!
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- I'm okay.
- Kat, you're a goddess!
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I'm told that, uh...
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20 million people are
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supposed to watch me sing "Marry Me"
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to the love of my life...
282
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and then watch as we take our vows.
283
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I didn't know she was gonna do this.
Beautiful.
284
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,026
So it's only natural that I would want
to see who I'm talking to.
285
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We love you!
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Kat, we love you!
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Probably didn't know
about this either, did you?
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Only natural that I say something,
289
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if not about marriage,
290
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,956
then about... love.
291
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Because that's what
we're all looking for, right?
292
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- Love?
- Yes!
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A Page Six exclusive...
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We get so caught up in what
we want our life to be that...
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we forget what our love actually is.
296
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A lie.
297
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It's okay! We love you!
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A fairy tale that
you sold yourself so long ago
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that you forgot that wasn't real.
300
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But deep down, you knew.
301
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We love you, Kat.
302
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We love you, Kat!
303
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We love you!
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She's making a fool of herself.
305
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,509
No.
306
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,344
Somehow you knew.
307
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You did that.
308
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You realize that it wasn't love at all.
309
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,437
You were just in love
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with the idea of who
you wanted that person to be.
311
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But you can't marry an idea.
312
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They say, if you want something different,
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you have to do something different.
314
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,128
So this time, for the first time,
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you make a different choice.
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You jump off a cliff so high
you can't even see the fall.
317
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,101
And you just...
318
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say yes.
319
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,249
Why not?
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Sure.
321
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,547
I'll marry you.
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00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,757
You.
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00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,178
Dad. Dad, that's you.
324
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,763
I thought it would be Bastian,
325
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,932
but it's just some guy
wearing a windbreaker.
326
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,475
Maybe he's a celebrity with a mask.
327
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,851
- Is this for real?
- Yeah!
328
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,395
Jesus H. She's talking to you.
329
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,979
Charlie, go! Go!
330
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,857
- Go. Go!
- Go! Go! Go!
331
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,402
Go! Go! Go!
332
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,021
Oh, my God.
333
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,615
Do you, Katrina Valdez,
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take this guy to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
335
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,455
And I mean really take him.
Think hard, girl.
336
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,210
- I do.
- Wait, what?
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00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,088
And do you, some guy,
338
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,133
take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife?
339
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,593
No! Bastian!
340
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,595
- Do it!
- Yeah!
341
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,390
It's on you, bro.
342
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,398
Say yes!
343
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,524
Okay.
344
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,818
We'll take "okay."
345
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,905
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,
346
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,407
I now declare you...
347
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,034
husband and wife.
348
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,026
- Kat.
- Get the hell away from me.
349
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,028
- Can I just explain...
- I'm serious!
350
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,280
- Get her out of here!
- Clear this area.
351
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,990
- Everybody out.
- What's going on?
352
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,742
What happened?
353
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,956
Listen to me, you married
some random albino guy...
354
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,833
- Are you crazy?
- Screw you, Bastian!
355
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,517
We got in a fight in Miami,
then you told me to get out.
356
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,814
- Oh, so this is my fault?
- It's nothing. It was nothing.
357
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,422
Get me out of here.
358
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,108
- Whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just...
- Wait.
359
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,010
Who the hell do you think you are, man?
Some fan?
360
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,971
No, I'm not a fan. Just...
361
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,347
Well, I mean, I am now.
362
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,516
Okay. We're done.
You lot, get your phones down.
363
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,920
Show's over. Go, go.
364
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,270
Take them round the back.
I'll send decoys at the front.
365
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,793
- Listen.
- Just get him out of here!
366
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,691
Hey, move. Move.
367
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,774
Hold him there.
368
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,057
- Terry, I'm good.
- Whoa, whoa.
369
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,196
Albino!
370
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,638
That was crazy.
371
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,812
I'm sorry.
I don't know exactly what to say
372
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,690
or what just happened,
but I know on some level
373
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,109
you must have really cared about that guy.
374
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,155
I was marrying him.
375
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,907
Good point.
376
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,290
He's going to age badly.
377
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,670
No, he's not.
378
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,255
Yeah, you're right.
379
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,466
He's probably just gonna
get better looking.
380
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,641
I'm really sorry about all this.
381
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:57,978
Me, too.
382
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,034
You gonna be okay?
383
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,746
Jeff will take you home.
384
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,956
Okay. Good night.
385
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,718
Charlie, finally.
386
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,428
Hey. How's Lou?
387
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,389
She's fine. She's at her mom's.
Where are you?
388
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,599
I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home.
389
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:36,975
You haven't seen it?
390
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,352
You are everywhere.
391
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,105
- Online, on television, on...
- What do you mean "television"?
392
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,649
Did you hear Kat Valdez got married
393
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,275
to a different stranger tonight?
394
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,239
Do you believe that?
395
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,570
On the way home,
396
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,781
Kat Valdez also left
the guy from the concert,
397
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,741
then married her Uber driver, and then...
398
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,620
Now he's driving them to the honeymoon
399
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,956
in Turks and Caicos,
where she will marry the bellboy.
400
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,917
It's very... It's all...
It's all happening...
401
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,044
Kat Valdez y Bastian...
402
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,633
There you are.
403
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,264
You need anything?
404
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,437
Just...
405
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,313
tell me it didn't happen.
406
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,943
Why do I always pick the wrong guy?
407
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,241
I let everyone down.
408
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,910
No, no. No, you didn't.
409
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,163
I can't get out of my own way.
410
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,789
Oh, come here. Come here.
411
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,624
It's all right.
412
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,085
We'll figure it out.
413
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,920
I promise.
414
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:48,755
I promise.
415
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,425
We'll figure it out.
416
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:55,137
Well, the good news is
there was a wedding last night.
417
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,432
The bad news is it was not a joke.
418
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,600
I have two things to say.
419
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,519
- First, Kat, we love you...
- It's Bastian.
420
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,188
He says he just needs five minutes.
421
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,814
Hang up and turn that off.
422
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,108
I got to go.
423
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,485
God, he's unbelievable.
424
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,819
What now?
425
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,864
He's going to Puerto Rico. He says
he needs to get his head together.
426
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,616
Whatever.
427
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,284
Kat, he was crying.
428
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,494
Not helping.
429
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:24,958
You all right?
430
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,085
No.
431
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,505
Okay, well,
I did a bit of digging last night,
432
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,007
and it turns out, out of 10,000
potential dumpster fires,
433
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,635
you picked a decent,
straight, single father
434
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,512
with no criminal record, and get this,
435
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,513
he's a math teacher.
436
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,139
- And that's good?
- It's great.
437
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,641
He's not gonna be a problem.
438
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,434
I say we offer $5000,
439
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,895
get him to sign an NDA
and let it all blow over.
440
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,732
Or...
441
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,776
Or?
442
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,696
Or I could stay married to him.
443
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,743
You're kidding.
444
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,204
You're kidding?
445
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,834
You're not kidding. You can't. We can't.
446
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,378
It-it's not legal. We didn't file papers.
447
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,504
So file the papers.
448
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:11,713
Wha...
449
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,800
I mean, play the record through here.
450
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,426
I started something last night,
451
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,679
and if I don't finish it, I look crazy.
452
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,597
"Er." You'll look crazier.
453
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,058
Namaste.
454
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,186
Yeah, we got to get out in front of this.
455
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:29,523
Now, he thinks he can
publicly humiliate me? Screw him.
456
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:33,527
This is a manic response
to an insane situation.
457
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,654
No, we have to change the narrative.
458
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,614
All right? I'm not marrying him forever.
459
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:40,617
It's just for a month, a... a few months.
460
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,995
Now, presuming the man you married
461
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,706
doesn't have a girlfriend or a life,
and presuming
462
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,165
I can get him to agree,
463
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,543
I'm not sure exactly
what we're telling the world.
464
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,378
You don't want to be a joke.
465
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,131
I don't want to be the punch line.
466
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,552
We have to embrace
the spontaneity of the moment
467
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,220
and just say...
468
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,975
"Nothing else has worked.
469
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,314
Maybe this will."
470
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,489
You know what they say to do
471
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,159
when your car's skidding
out of control, Colin?
472
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,119
Close your eyes and pray?
473
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,373
Hit the gas and turn into it.
474
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,750
Wait, what are you saying?
475
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,084
Rethink the paradigm.
476
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,086
We're not selling the world a fairy tale.
477
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,850
We're taking the fairy tale off the table.
478
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,162
That's what you did last night.
479
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:37,674
- That's what I did?
- Yeah.
480
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,903
Look, I was just trying
to help someone who seemed like
481
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,470
in the middle of a nervous breakdown.
482
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,154
We're calling it a break from tradition.
483
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,016
A moment of clarity where
she picked you out of a crowd
484
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,060
and you, my friend, picked her.
485
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,937
I don't even know her.
486
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,272
Kat Valdez is a legend.
487
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,482
Self-made.
488
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,150
She was raised by a single father
489
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,611
who died before she had
any kind of success.
490
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,238
Now she's a woman north of 35
491
00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,782
in a business that marginalizes
women at any age.
492
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,700
People love their artists
to bare their souls,
493
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,619
then vilify them if they go too far.
494
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,120
I won't let them do that to her.
495
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,373
- And I'm asking you to help me.
- How?
496
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:12,000
Stand beside her for three months.
497
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,503
- And what does she think about this?
- It was her idea.
498
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,381
- She had the idea for...
- Yeah.
499
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:22,302
- What if we offered you $10,000?
- No, no, no. Wrong approach.
500
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,264
Offer him, like, a fundraiser.
He'll go for that.
501
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:28,225
Oh. Hi. Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two...
502
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,935
Ew, gross. No.
503
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,354
Parker Debs, guidance counselor.
Same school.
504
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,815
How about, uh, we host
a fundraiser for your math club?
505
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,775
Don't answer that. Okay.
506
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,527
What about if it's, like,
507
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,363
instead of three months, it's six months,
508
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,532
and it could be, like, a whole math wing?
509
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,826
I'm thinking about the children.
510
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,327
Yeah, this is ridiculous.
511
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:48,954
I don't think anyone's gonna believe
512
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,164
that she's gonna go from Bastian to me.
513
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,888
- That's a good point.
- Well, the fact is
514
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,710
that she did go from Bastian to you.
515
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,669
Counterpoint.
516
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,629
We're not pretending you're in love.
517
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,464
We're just gonna say that you're getting
518
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,228
to know each other,
and if it goes further,
519
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,058
- then great, and if it doesn't...
- It won't.
520
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,179
- Not with that attitude.
- Well, then it doesn't have to.
521
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,016
This is about this moment.
522
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,394
Managing the media frenzy
until things die down.
523
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,229
I have a daughter.
524
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,815
I don't want to drag her
into the middle of a circus.
525
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:21,486
I can assure you,
we won't impinge on your life whatsoever.
526
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,572
How does it feel to not be a nobody?
527
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,866
How do you feel about her
being so much hotter than you?
528
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,075
Hey, Charlie! Right here!
529
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,494
Are you gonna go through with this?
Where's the honeymoon?
530
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:32,539
- Did you get a good look at him?
- Yeah. He's cute.
531
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,874
What?
532
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:37,919
- He's fine.
- Hey. Charlie, come in.
533
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,214
Oh, she's right there. Jesus.
534
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:44,217
Come over, guys.
Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie.
535
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:45,510
- Hi. Oh.
- How are you? Oh.
536
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,723
- Okay.
- I'm Parker.
537
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,684
I'm... I am the one who brought
Charlie to the concert,
538
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,269
- so I'm-I'm...
- Yep.
539
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,233
Basically,
I'm responsible for this whole thing.
540
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,106
Hi, Parker.
541
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,359
- Hey, Kat.
- Hi.
542
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,943
Would you do me a favor,
543
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,489
uh, just two seconds, and just say,
"Roxy, you really blew it"?
544
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,783
Today Show is a go at 10:00 on Tuesday.
545
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,077
- Sorry.
- They want, uh, um...
546
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,160
Um, Charlie.
547
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,830
Charlie in studio
and Kat remote from London.
548
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,824
- Kat.
- Excuse me one second.
549
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,334
- I just have to take a call.
- Okay.
550
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,211
- Bye, Kat.
- Everything's set up...
551
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,214
- She's like a real person.
- So what's going on?
552
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,465
- Uh, we're booking interviews all week.
- Uh-huh.
553
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:24,883
I thought that's what today was.
554
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,647
No, no. Today's more
of a press conference.
555
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,471
But throughout the next weeks,
we'll have some sit-downs and B roll
556
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,306
and news following us,
charting the progress
557
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,933
as you two get to know each other.
558
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,203
- It's all in your email.
- I don't check my emails a lot.
559
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,146
How do you schedule your life
if you don't check your email?
560
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,856
Easy. I can't do anything
561
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:42,109
between 8:00 and 3:00
Monday through Friday,
562
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:45,320
and I have math club after school,
and three days a week, I have my kid.
563
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,864
Beyond that, I'm pretty much available.
564
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,158
- So, sorry...
- Melissa.
565
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,244
Melissa, you're gonna
have to move The Today Show.
566
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,579
What? Excuse me?
We don't move The Today Show.
567
00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:57,082
We move for The Today Show.
568
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,185
- He'll have to shift his schedule.
- I'll handle it.
569
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,294
Okay, I can handle my own life.
570
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,921
I can help him handle it.
571
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,507
Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you
be posting Vitamix?
572
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,467
That's Tyra's job.
573
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,511
Oh. Right.
574
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,304
Morning, everybody.
I don't know about you,
575
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:15,225
but when I get up, I like to meditate.
I also love to have fresh juice.
576
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:18,395
So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix.
577
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,189
I take my fresh greens, mix and go.
578
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,108
Okay, look, I hate to interrupt an artist
579
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,318
while she's juicing,
but we're gonna have to draw
580
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,043
a hard line when it comes to the students
581
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,072
- and the schedule, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
582
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,365
You're a little shiny.
583
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,367
Awesome. Let's take a selfie.
584
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,829
I don't feel comfortable.
585
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,664
- This is not my world.
- It's natural.
586
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,083
It just feels like everyone walking around
587
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,585
is, like, a sycophant.
588
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,087
Everything in her life is sponsored.
589
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,882
- I know, but don't ruin this for me.
- No, but listen to me.
590
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,717
- I...
- Hey.
591
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,552
- How we doing?
- I'm sorry.
592
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,262
I don't... I don't think it'll work out.
593
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,973
- It's just perspective.
- No, it's not just perspective.
594
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,977
You see her as a pop star
with endorsement deals,
595
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,852
a narcissist who takes
meaningless selfies,
596
00:32:58,935 --> 00:32:59,935
but that's not the...
597
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,938
Well, is a selfie ever meaningful?
I mean...
598
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,357
- Look up.
- Look, I-I don't mean to be negative,
599
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:06,860
but I'm not a big social media person.
600
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,695
I feel it's kind of a distorted reality.
601
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,072
I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk.
602
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,325
No, come on.
I see it all the time in my students.
603
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,889
- It...
- Kat's ready.
604
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,036
Okay, she's ready.
605
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,580
Social media can also reach people.
606
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,248
- No, I know. Yeah.
- It can be a tool.
607
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,708
You know what a tool is, Charlie?
608
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,878
- Okay. Thank you, Melissa.
- Burn.
609
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:27,714
I know this is a lot.
610
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,758
Just be yourself.
611
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,093
Myself probably wouldn't be here, but...
612
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,304
Listen, if you don't want to do this...
613
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,765
Uh, what, then I leave?
614
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,267
- You said he was into this.
- He is.
615
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,560
He can hear you.
616
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,522
Ladies and gentlemen,
Kat Valdez and her new husband,
617
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:44,856
Charlie Gilbert.
618
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,865
You think it's romantic
marrying a complete stranger?
619
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:57,202
Uh, impulsive, without a plan.
620
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,454
But, hey, look where my plans got me.
621
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,542
So, you just threw caution
to the wind and thought...
622
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,460
I didn't think, actually.
623
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,878
It was a moment.
624
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,630
You're banking a lifetime on a moment?
625
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,132
No, I'm banking a moment on a moment.
626
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,896
Get enough of those,
and that's a lifetime.
627
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,262
You know nothing about each other.
628
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,681
- Did you think twice?
- Charlie?
629
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:20,350
Mm, people meet randomly all the time.
630
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,686
- At a... at a bar or...
- Online.
631
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,146
Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven.
632
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,982
Uh...
633
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,733
I mean, why is this any crazier?
634
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:31,027
To state the obvious, you got married.
635
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,824
Yeah, and...
636
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,159
Now we get to know each other.
637
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:41,162
- But not as man and wife?
- Uh, no.
638
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,331
That would be nuts.
639
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,332
Just for her.
640
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,835
For me, it would be pretty amazing.
641
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:52,882
Last night, I held up a friend's sign
asking a woman to marry me,
642
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:56,511
and she said yes, and I did, and...
643
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,557
you know, I did it not,
644
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,601
you know, because she was beautiful...
645
00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,853
Well, maybe a little...
646
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,688
um, but it just seemed like,
647
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,773
in the moment, the right thing to do.
648
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:12,527
So, what, you just saw each other
and said yes?
649
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,366
Yes.
650
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,118
And that doesn't seem frivolous?
651
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:25,040
Historically, marriage was transactional.
652
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,000
It was about expanding your empire,
653
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:30,170
and a woman's value
was based on what she brought.
654
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:33,006
Like, "You give me a heifer,
and I'll give you my daughter."
655
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,092
It's terrible.
656
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,553
That's... Uh, you know,
I didn't come up with it.
657
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:42,140
But it really was a business deal,
658
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,559
and it wasn't designed to be about love,
659
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:48,605
and maybe that's where people
kind of get tripped up now.
660
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,889
This is your second
marriage, right, Charlie?
661
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,276
You wouldn't want to fail again.
662
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,115
Well, you haven't lived
unless you've failed, Bill.
663
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:01,201
You should know that
from your time at CNBC.
664
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,914
Listen, what we did was crazy...
665
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,916
We know that... but, you know,
666
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:11,002
it was just truly a leap of faith.
667
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,506
The rules as they exist
pretty much suck for women.
668
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,133
I mean, why do we have to wait
for men to propose?
669
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,594
Why is everything on his terms?
670
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,472
No, I think it is time to shake things up.
671
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,182
How about this? We pick the guy,
672
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,477
we keep our name and let him
earn the right to stay.
673
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,912
That was terrific.
674
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,487
No, no, seriously. Oh, and listen.
675
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,697
Don't worry about Tuesday.
676
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,782
We'll adjust our schedule around yours.
677
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,242
- I appreciate it.
- Of course.
678
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,452
We'll try not to turn your life
upside down.
679
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,705
I think it might be a little too late
for that.
680
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,498
I mean, do you ever get used to this?
681
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:53,461
Just the attention and the chaos
and the people everywhere?
682
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,225
I don't know.
Some days, you barely notice.
683
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:58,758
Other days, you feel like...
a panda in a zoo.
684
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,470
You should know that up front.
685
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,596
Got it.
686
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,973
Where you off to now?
687
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,434
Oh, London, for a meeting.
688
00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:10,228
And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog,
689
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,689
which pretty much sums it up.
690
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:16,067
I'll see you at the next photo op?
691
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,653
Okay.
692
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,572
Don't forget to check your schedule.
693
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:21,990
I got it.
694
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,076
OMG. He can't even text with that.
695
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,120
OMG. Yes, he can.
696
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:28,830
But very slowly.
697
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,467
Ay, ay, ay.
698
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,012
You did not look nervous,
and you kind of have
699
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,263
offbeat good looks for...
700
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:46,827
- Offbeat?
- Charlie Valdez!
701
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,475
- Charlie!
- What are they doing here?
702
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:50,185
Relax. We're famous now.
703
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,936
Is this a throuple?
704
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,688
Why don't you live with your wife?
705
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,064
Why are you yelling at me?
706
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,066
- I'm standing right here.
- Come on, Charlie.
707
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,193
Just, um...
708
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,612
- Are you now Mr. Valdez?
- Are you in the doghouse? Huh?
709
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,946
It's a short walk.
710
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,199
Go inside. I'll deal with this.
711
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,367
You been kicked out already?
712
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:09,621
The dog can't shit if people are watching.
713
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:12,624
Luckily, I can only shit
if people are watching,
714
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,502
so if you're feeling lucky...
715
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:19,088
I'm busy, too, by the way.
716
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,723
What's your name, baby?
717
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,309
- Janice.
- Janice.
718
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,102
You look so sexy tonight.
719
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,449
I don't know about you,
but when I get up, I like to meditate.
720
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,076
I also love to have fresh juice.
721
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,703
So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix.
722
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,121
Could we get a Vitamix?
723
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,748
I'd like to juice daily.
724
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,999
Come on. Put that down.
725
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:58,294
- No electronics at dinner.
- What do you call that?
726
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,213
I call that a nature documentary,
727
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:02,048
so we can travel while we eat.
728
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:04,550
Put it down.
729
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,597
So, is Kat, like, my stepmom?
730
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:10,932
No, Lou. Come on.
731
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,143
Dad, I think this experience
is actually really good for you.
732
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,770
Says my 12-year-old?
733
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,564
It's true. I mean, you never just, like,
734
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:19,148
do things without planning them.
735
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,483
I think it's cool.
736
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,235
I really want to meet her.
737
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,320
I mean, Parker says she's nice
738
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,031
and smart and next-level hot.
739
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,200
She is nice. She is... She's an attract...
740
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:30,451
Here, let me get this.
741
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,205
Dad, she just hit 80 million
followers on Instagram.
742
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:37,625
I'm not impressed. Talk to me
when she gets to 90 million, okay?
743
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,127
Lou, it's not real.
744
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,712
It's all a facade.
745
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,589
You know, they had me wearing makeup.
746
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,549
You wear makeup now?
747
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,676
Wore once. Never again.
748
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:50,096
Well, you never say never,
but I don't plan on it
749
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:52,473
in the next couple months
that we're doing this.
750
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:55,268
And you're saying the whole time
I can't meet her?
751
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,769
I don't think Mom would want that.
752
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:58,813
Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too.
753
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:02,150
Oh, perfect. Lou, you know
that we're not really together.
754
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,986
Her manager stages things. Look.
755
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,197
- You have an iPhone?
- Yeah.
756
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,921
I mean, it's... it's just for scheduling.
757
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,326
They're making me use it.
758
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,077
- Huh.
- Yeah, bowling,
759
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,681
and then we'll do a photo shoot, so...
760
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,583
Uh-huh. But do you guys, like, talk ever?
761
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:21,085
It's just publicity. It's not real.
762
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,962
Hmm.
763
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,007
Yeah! Come on!
764
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,634
Okay, your turn.
765
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,928
Don't be nervous. It's just, uh...
766
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,721
It's not a competition. Just having fun.
767
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,125
Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing
from the way you're holding that
768
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:36,935
- that you haven't done too much bowling.
- Uh, what do I do?
769
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,187
Well, you... you're gonna want
to put your fingers
770
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,438
- in the holes there.
- Yeah.
771
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,898
Get your thumb in that one.
772
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:45,026
- There? That one? Okay.
- Yep. Then take three steps kind of...
773
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:48,863
You want to land on your left,
and don't be afraid to use those little...
774
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,745
A strike is better than a spare, right?
775
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,081
That is not your first time bowling.
776
00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,791
Yes! Did you get that?
777
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,585
- Come on! The old rope-a-dope.
- Yes!
778
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:03,962
Oh, my God.
779
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:07,298
I wish I put money on this,
because people are loving it.
780
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,092
- What people?
- Oh, well, this is
781
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:12,053
an Instagram live feed, and 237,000 people
782
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,389
- are like, "Why is he such a boring nerd?"
- Mel.
783
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,641
- What? Their words, not mine.
- Get off the live, Mel.
784
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,976
All right.
785
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,560
So, we just need a little bit more
786
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,062
B roll for The Today Show.
787
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,606
Well, I've... I've got to get home to Tank.
788
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,983
- Is Tank his daughter?
- Stop.
789
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:26,818
- Okay.
- You have to go?
790
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,028
Yeah, if you guys are done with me.
791
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:32,031
Mm-hmm. We're going to a party.
792
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:33,157
You go.
793
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,119
Where's home?
794
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,167
Wow. Cool.
795
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,251
Thanks.
796
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,589
Yeah, it's a, um...
797
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,758
Kat, meet dog.
798
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,468
Wow, I never heard that one before.
799
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:56,014
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff.
800
00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:58,808
You are so lucky
801
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,601
that Mel didn't hear you say that.
802
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,478
No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here.
803
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,272
I feel like you're never alone.
804
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,940
What? I'm alone now.
805
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,818
Well, I mean, yeah, other than Kofi.
806
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,653
Just ignore him.
807
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:13,698
Is everything you do filmed?
808
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,366
- Banked.
- Banked?
809
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,535
For my channel.
810
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,328
Just little mini episodes of life.
811
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,709
Uh, can-can we skip an episode?
812
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,757
- Want me to go?
- Yeah, you can go.
813
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,676
- I'll see you tomorrow. Happy?
- I'll see you. Yeah.
814
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,011
Relieved.
815
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,889
Is this your daughter?
816
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,140
- Yeah.
- She's cute.
817
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,601
Thanks. Yeah, she's great.
818
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,771
Although she is in that
awkward in-between phase
819
00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:47,148
where she's still my baby girl
820
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,485
but she definitely wants
nothing to do with me.
821
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,570
And you can forget about getting hugs,
822
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,989
'cause it's not happening anymore,
823
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:59,410
which kind of breaks my heart,
but that's the way it goes.
824
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,496
What happened with her mom?
825
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:06,042
I mean, I'm sorry, you don't...
You know, it's none of my business.
826
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,378
- You don't have to tell me.
- No, no, it's okay. Um...
827
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,882
We were married,
and we actually had a good marriage.
828
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:14,300
You know, then,
829
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,010
all of a sudden, I got the feeling
830
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,805
she didn't want it
or she didn't want me anymore,
831
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:20,848
and I had nothing to do but let her go.
832
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,976
And, you know,
statistically, we're screwed,
833
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:27,355
'cause 48% of marriages
end in divorce, so...
834
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,732
That means 52% work.
835
00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:31,818
Ah, an optimist.
836
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,737
- This is so cool. Can I?
- Yeah.
837
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:38,366
And then I think when you get
up to, like, second and third,
838
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,660
then it jumps up to, like,
67% failure rate.
839
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:43,621
Even if it's one in a billion,
what does it matter?
840
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,039
It's worth a shot.
841
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,708
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
842
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:48,793
I believe in marriage.
843
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:50,086
Jesus, still?
844
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,338
Haven't you been married like six times?
845
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,090
Three times.
846
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,801
Not including this. This is four.
847
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:58,719
But the first time was only 48 hours,
so...
848
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,264
doesn't count.
849
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,307
But still, do you ever feel
like just kind of,
850
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:06,227
"I'm waving the white flag
on marriage. That's it."
851
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,854
No, it's like math.
852
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:10,982
When you get a problem wrong,
you just don't give up on it.
853
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:14,694
You keep trying till you get it right.
854
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,822
And what about you and Bastian?
How long were you guys together?
855
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,949
Mm, year and a half.
856
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,493
I'd just split from my second husband.
857
00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,620
He was a music producer who did, uh,
858
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:28,040
my last two albums
and then sold a sex tape.
859
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,917
It's not the worst part.
860
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,879
The worst part is
I thought I could fix things.
861
00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:35,590
Pretty hard to fix a sex tape.
862
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,550
Right.
863
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:44,056
Sorry. Yeah, it's just a little power nap.
864
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,726
- Pacing himself.
- Mm.
865
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,520
If we give him a minute,
he'll-he'll restart.
866
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,023
- Okay.
- But you were saying?
867
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,733
Well, this business, those type of guys,
868
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:56,986
- they build you up to break you down.
- But you were already famous, so...
869
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,821
It's not about fame.
870
00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:01,324
You know, it's about credibility.
871
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,702
It just didn't matter
how successful I was.
872
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,954
They never gave it to me.
873
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,833
You know I've never been
nominated for anything?
874
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,628
And then I met Bastian.
875
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:17,506
And he... and he gave me this.
876
00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:22,595
"Sing." What does that mean?
877
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,473
It means "don't let them win."
878
00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:31,812
Nobody's all bad, Charlie.
879
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,773
If they were,
it would make it so much easier.
880
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,568
But cheating on you
with your assistant is pretty bad.
881
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,742
Okay.
882
00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:50,206
Zoo mates.
883
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,668
Zoo mates.
884
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,089
See, we're not so different, Charlie.
885
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,218
Come on. Come on! It's not a big...
886
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,569
The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez
887
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,655
are telling the world
there's no age limit.
888
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,407
- Is that right?
- Guess so.
889
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:39,046
Think we've got everything we need.
We'll post to our socials, you're all set.
890
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:43,134
All right.
Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?
891
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:46,929
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
892
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:48,889
Make yourself at home.
893
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,871
- Bye.
- Bye.
894
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:14,081
- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.
895
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,541
How you doing?
896
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,261
There's a picture of you
buying her a pregnancy test.
897
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:28,554
- Charlie!
- No.
898
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,765
No, that was a stool softener for Tank.
899
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:36,187
Kat Valdez and her
new husband, Charlie Gilbert.
900
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,439
- Wh... What do I do?
- Just stand and smile.
901
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:39,982
Charlie! Charlie!
902
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:42,735
- Oh, my God, it's Bastian!
- Bastian! Bastian!
903
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,821
Bastian, Bastian, Bastian!
Over here! Over here!
904
00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:47,364
Guys, this way.
905
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,075
How about the three of you together?
906
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,576
No hard feelings, man. Yeah?
907
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,369
No feelings at all.
908
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,998
Mm, mamacita.
909
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:57,958
Thought you were in Puerto Rico?
910
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,586
Yeah, I'm returning tonight.
911
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:03,422
There's an empty seat... You can come.
912
00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:05,174
What did he say to you?
913
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,550
Charlie, here!
914
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:08,695
- What did he say, Charlie?
- Look, Bastian! Bastian!
915
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,638
Thank you, guys.
916
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,766
My Spanish is a little rusty, but he said,
917
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,768
"You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
918
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:18,979
"I'm such an idiot.
And why did I get that neck tattoo?"
919
00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,483
You okay?
920
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,278
I'm good.
921
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:32,952
- Now, where are you?
- Paris, for a show.
922
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,620
- Ah.
- Paris!
923
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,540
Is it weird having everyone
in the world know who you are?
924
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:38,999
No, what's weird is that
925
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,377
everyone in the world thinks
they know who I am.
926
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,087
Yeah, I bet.
927
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,755
And you're headed home after that?
928
00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,549
Well, um, I'm home tomorrow,
929
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:49,343
but then I have that private in Japan.
930
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:50,928
Wh-What's a private?
931
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,556
I get paid a fortune to sing songs
932
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,850
to like ten insanely rich people.
933
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,534
Do you think maybe they'd want
934
00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,436
to watch someone do some math problems?
935
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,272
I'll ask.
936
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:05,025
All right, well, I'll let you
go, but call me if you're lonely.
937
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:09,446
Hello?
938
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:12,575
I'm lonely.
939
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,451
It's been like 13 seconds.
940
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,663
Are you brushing your teeth?
941
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:19,540
- Yes.
- Are you going to bed?
942
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:22,251
It... it's like 8:00 p.m. there.
943
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:25,212
Um... maybe.
944
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,089
- Wow.
- Well, I'm gonna read.
945
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:29,300
I'm not gonna go right to bed.
946
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,969
- How's Lou?
- She's really good.
947
00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:35,264
She finally agreed to join the math club,
which makes me happy
948
00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,434
'cause she's phenomenal at math
even though she doesn't want to be.
949
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,394
Well, maybe she just
doesn't want to be you.
950
00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:41,520
That's for certain.
951
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:43,105
But it's not really that.
952
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:45,608
It's-it's more that she's afraid, and,
953
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:48,527
you know, she almost won
the Mathalon when she was 11.
954
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,005
- The Mathalon?
- Yeah, the Mathalon.
955
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,739
It's kind of like the Grammys for math,
956
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,991
except there's like
four people in the audience.
957
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,952
- Ah.
- She kind of froze in the finals,
958
00:49:57,036 --> 00:50:00,289
and then some kids made fun of her and...
959
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,082
I just want her to find her place.
960
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,418
Just give her a minute.
961
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:06,420
Yeah, definitely.
962
00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:09,048
Okay, well, I'm glad you were lonely.
963
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,093
I guess I'll let you get to bed now.
964
00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:15,095
- Okay.
- Bye.
965
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,639
So long. Adios.
966
00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:18,474
Bye.
967
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,642
See you.
968
00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,151
Yeah.
969
00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:35,532
Okay, after you've completed
the prime factorization,
970
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:37,910
identify the distinct prime factor.
971
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:40,037
All right, listen up, Coolidge Pi-thons.
972
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,789
- I'm here on official business.
- Park...
973
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,541
First of all, who didn't get
their waiver signed?
974
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:46,377
All right, you two, out.
975
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,420
Hey, you can't just dismiss my students.
976
00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:51,715
Yes, I can.
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!
977
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,177
Now, for the rest of you
978
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:57,388
who know how to follow direction,
979
00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:00,683
I bring you the one, the only...
980
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:06,855
Kat, I love you!
981
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:09,566
Percy, stop yelling. She's right here.
982
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:10,650
Hi.
983
00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:12,861
Thought you had a private
for, like, a fortune.
984
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:14,947
I rescheduled.
985
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:17,283
All right,
who's got a question for Kat?
986
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:18,534
- Oh, I do! I do!
- Me! Me!
987
00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:21,161
Say something smart. Don't embarrass me.
988
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,246
Uh, George.
989
00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:23,872
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?
990
00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:25,124
Actually, she kissed me.
991
00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,959
- Ooh.
- Next.
992
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,669
- Oh!
- Uh, not George.
993
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:30,129
- Spencer.
- Don't care.
994
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:33,590
Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian?
995
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:34,800
Well...
996
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,470
he didn't cheat on me with my assistant.
997
00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,931
Ooh.
998
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:43,142
Okay, you guys caught us
right in the middle
999
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,644
of our mock Mathalon training,
1000
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:48,480
which you're welcome to stay
and enjoy for a little bit.
1001
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:50,441
Uh, Lou, you're up.
1002
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,401
- Dad, no.
- Is that Lou?
1003
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:56,155
- Yeah.
- Finally. Hi.
1004
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,407
I've wanted to meet you forever.
1005
00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,491
Me, too.
1006
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:01,376
Are you kidding me?
They haven't met?
1007
00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:03,495
- No.
- What is wrong with you?
1008
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:05,789
- Well, they...
- You're married.
1009
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:07,291
Can we forget about the Mathalon?
1010
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,543
I have a million questions for Kat.
1011
00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,907
And Lou's too scared
to get up in front of people anyways.
1012
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,672
Shut up, Jose.
1013
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,758
Oh, well, don't worry. I totally get it.
1014
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,302
You know, sometimes when I have
to get up in front of an arena
1015
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:21,805
with thousands and thousands
of people, I get so nervous.
1016
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:25,434
No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke.
1017
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:28,270
Okay, Mel, pull up "Kat VMAs 2010."
1018
00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:29,813
- I've got it.
- Oh, okay.
1019
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,940
- Hey, Google.
- Look at this.
1020
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:36,445
Show me a video "Kat Valdez
2010 VMA performance."
1021
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,163
Hey, Google.
1022
00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,082
That's enough.
1023
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,917
Yeah.
1024
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:53,629
I forgot the lyrics on live TV
1025
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,756
to a song that I wrote.
1026
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,299
It could happen to anybody.
1027
00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:59,468
Yeah, but the point is that once it does,
1028
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:01,303
you're always worried, you know?
1029
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,807
- What if it happens again?
- What did you do?
1030
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:06,517
I shifted focus.
1031
00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:08,769
I made my dance so hard
1032
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:10,896
that all I could do
was concentrate on the steps.
1033
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:14,608
So, it's like you distracted your mind.
1034
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,360
Yes. Exactly.
1035
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:20,197
Concentrating on the dance steps
made me forget how scared I was.
1036
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,036
Mel, we're gonna need some speakers.
1037
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,457
Not too loud, right?
1038
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:35,295
- Hey!
- And two.
1039
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:37,423
And free your mind, and three and four.
1040
00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,466
Make a turn, three and four.
1041
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,635
Again, three and four.
1042
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,389
And one and two, and three and four.
1043
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,516
And ask a question, three and four.
1044
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,186
Look alive, Chuck, three and four.
1045
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:52,980
Oh, uh, okay.
1046
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,649
Lou, what is 43 times 101?
1047
00:53:55,732 --> 00:53:57,734
- 4-3-4-3.
- Yes!
1048
00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,111
Yes, you're on fire. Yes!
1049
00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:01,029
You're ruining it, Charlie,
three and four.
1050
00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:03,198
Keep the time, and three and four.
1051
00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:07,077
- And turn.
- Esther, what is five factorial?
1052
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:09,121
Uh, 120.
1053
00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:12,124
Yeah! All geniuses with rhythm.
1054
00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:15,419
♪ I just got paid... ♪
1055
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,046
Go, Percy. Go, Percy.
1056
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,216
Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen.
1057
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:26,013
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
1058
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:32,186
Go, Leah. Go, Leah.
1059
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:36,190
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
1060
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:10,641
What are the words?
1061
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,936
Uh, I haven't figured that out yet.
1062
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:18,232
And, actually, the more I try,
the harder it gets.
1063
00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:23,237
You know, when I can't
figure out homework stuff,
1064
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:27,074
my dad says, "If you sit in the question,
1065
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,659
the answer finds you."
1066
00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:31,203
Hmm. And does it?
1067
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,873
I don't know. I...
I don't sit long enough.
1068
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:38,710
Yeah. That's my problem, too.
1069
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:46,593
So, do you like my dad?
1070
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,638
I mean, he can be so annoying,
1071
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:53,100
but he's also, like,
really smart and nice.
1072
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:56,520
You know, your dad says
you're the best thing about him.
1073
00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,146
That's probably true.
1074
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,483
Let's put it right over here.
1075
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:02,818
Whoa.
1076
00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:05,487
- Is all this stuff for you?
- Coach.
1077
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:09,074
- Is this another endorsement deal?
- No.
1078
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:11,910
They're donating merchandise
to Dress for Success,
1079
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:13,704
which is a charity that I work with.
1080
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,039
That's awesome.
1081
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,584
- You like?
- I love.
1082
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,424
- No way.
- Yeah.
1083
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:26,550
Can I?
1084
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,303
Don't worry. I'll pay them back.
1085
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,388
- Okay.
- Thanks.
1086
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,724
You got another bag in here
with some textbooks.
1087
00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:38,103
- Thank you.
- Are you kidding?
1088
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,939
I love it.
1089
00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:43,525
- I got to get her home.
- What?
1090
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,444
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Already? No.
1091
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:48,905
Okay.
1092
00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:50,198
I love Keats.
1093
00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:57,289
- Oh.
- Wha...
1094
00:56:57,372 --> 00:56:59,291
Stop. What are you doing?
1095
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,668
- I killed it.
- It's not...
1096
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,378
Listen, I'm gonna say something
1097
00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,256
that's probably gonna come out
completely wrong...
1098
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:09,926
but you're beautiful
without all of that.
1099
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:13,013
- Aw.
- I mean, either way, you're...
1100
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,306
good to go.
1101
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:18,018
- Good to go?
- Good to go.
1102
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:21,438
Okay, I'll take it.
1103
00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,275
You're a great teacher, Charlie.
1104
00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:30,113
Those kids, they're lucky to have you.
1105
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:32,157
I don't know, hanging with you guys today
1106
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,618
made me feel kind of normal.
1107
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,871
Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00.
1108
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,623
Oh, my bad.
1109
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,458
I thought you were by yourself.
1110
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:47,339
Puerto Rico.
1111
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:53,929
Um, my friends, they have
a bed-and-breakfast there, so...
1112
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:56,013
That's...
1113
00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:01,103
Listen, if... if... if Bastian is the guy
1114
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,438
that you think
you're supposed to be with, then,
1115
00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:07,025
hell, I'll drive you to the airport.
1116
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,111
But if you're not sure...
1117
00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:14,449
then come with me
to the fall semiformal tomorrow night.
1118
00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,452
Yeah, they need chaperones.
1119
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,789
Maybe you need chaperoning.
1120
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:23,709
Listen, I'm not saying this
as your husband
1121
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:27,087
or even as your friend,
because technically I'm not either,
1122
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:30,215
but if you go back to Bastian,
aren't you just making
1123
00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:33,051
the same mistake all over again... again?
1124
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,188
Are you asking me to the school dance?
1125
00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:48,900
Well, I could leave a note in your locker,
but...
1126
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:52,696
here we are in free period,
so I figured I'd take my shot.
1127
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,294
Welcome.
1128
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,546
Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
1129
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:11,465
Come on. Okay.
1130
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,384
- Can I have your left wrist?
- My left wr... Okay.
1131
00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:20,015
Oh, my God.
1132
00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,558
How sweet.
1133
00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:24,352
Oh, and I also got you this to give me.
1134
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,982
- So thank you very much.
- I'm glad I thought of that.
1135
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,400
It's my favorite.
1136
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,196
You look in...
1137
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:36,990
You look...
1138
00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,950
Let's go to the dance.
1139
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:42,037
Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs.
1140
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,914
Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez,
1141
00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:46,541
we would like the gym
to be a photo-free zone,
1142
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,960
so please check your phones at the door.
1143
00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:53,799
You did all this for me?
1144
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,926
I might've had a little help.
1145
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:01,056
Kofi, why don't you take the night off?
I'll call you.
1146
01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:02,540
All right. Have a good time, y'all.
1147
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,684
Okay. All right.
1148
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,103
Unsupervised.
1149
01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:09,397
I'm gonna screen-grab your search history
and send it to your mother.
1150
01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:10,774
That's a guarantee.
1151
01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,821
- Hey.
- Hey.
1152
01:00:15,904 --> 01:00:17,531
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
1153
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,409
Kill the music!
1154
01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:24,121
A-one, two, three, four.
1155
01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,497
Hit it.
1156
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,086
What are you doing?
1157
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,381
You know, kids opening for pop stars
is very big these days.
1158
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,260
When did the glee club learn "Marry Me"?
1159
01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:40,679
When Charlie Gilbert
became Charlie Valdez.
1160
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,889
- I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts.
- Keep singing!
1161
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,307
You're an inspiration, Pitts.
1162
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,767
Right back at you, Gilbert.
1163
01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:47,602
Oh, my God, they are so adorable.
1164
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:50,272
- Uh...
- Thank you. If you could.
1165
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,567
Um, yeah, okay.
1166
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:57,028
"To Jonathan Gregory Pitts,
1167
01:00:57,112 --> 01:01:00,699
a fellow architect of song."
1168
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:03,118
Okay, let her breathe
just a little bit.
1169
01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:04,201
Come on.
1170
01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:07,998
Love and light.
1171
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,916
- Love and light.
- Okay. Cut!
1172
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,543
Music back!
1173
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:20,260
So, do we have a job?
1174
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:21,803
Do we have duties? What do we do?
1175
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,722
Yes, we do. We got to monitor.
1176
01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:26,099
We got to guide. We got to encourage.
1177
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:28,059
- Okay.
- We might have to discourage.
1178
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:30,562
We might have to separate.
1179
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:33,315
And maybe later... mm, dance?
1180
01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:35,233
I don't think you want to see that.
1181
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:37,611
Oh, I do. I do want to see that.
1182
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,362
Did you see my corsage?
1183
01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,698
I did.
1184
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,164
Hey!
1185
01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:54,127
Oh, yeah, I want to do one.
1186
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:55,962
- Ready? Okay.
- Yep.
1187
01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:03,929
- Hold this.
- What are you doing?
1188
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,223
A private.
1189
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:13,647
Hey, everybody.
1190
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,525
This is my first semiformal,
1191
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:19,861
and, uh...
1192
01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:22,030
I just want to thank you guys
for letting me crash.
1193
01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:23,531
We love you, Kat!
1194
01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:25,825
Thank you, Parker.
1195
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,118
Love you, too.
1196
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:29,496
Uh, you guys mind if I do a song?
1197
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,582
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1198
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,669
I actually wrote this song
when I was about your age.
1199
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,170
It was on my very first album.
1200
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:40,131
It's called "After Love."
You guys may not know it.
1201
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,342
- I do!
- Oh. Do you want to come
1202
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:45,303
up here and do it with me?
1203
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,180
- You play?
- Y-Yeah.
1204
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,556
Let's do it.
1205
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:56,982
Give it up for a fellow
architect of song, Mr. Pitts.
1206
01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:00,777
- Pitts!
- Mr. Pitts!
1207
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:04,823
Ready?
1208
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,366
Three, four.
1209
01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,005
Thank you. Thank you.
1210
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:45,173
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1211
01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:47,967
Thank you guys so much!
1212
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:51,179
Well, that is my new favorite song.
1213
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:55,892
What was your old favorite song?
1214
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,477
Um... I don't know,
1215
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:01,231
this might be a little
too edgy for you to handle,
1216
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:04,150
but when my mom was sick,
we watched a lot of musicals,
1217
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:06,361
and her favorite was Camelot.
1218
01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:07,612
Mm.
1219
01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:11,241
You know, it was like Game of Thrones
but less nudity and murder.
1220
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:14,911
More music and velvet.
1221
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,538
But, anyway, when Lancelot
1222
01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:18,665
wants to tell Guenevere how he feels,
1223
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,209
instead of saying,
"I want to be with you,"
1224
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:24,671
he says, "We're gonna split up.
It's inevitable."
1225
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:26,506
That's a little depressing.
1226
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,341
No, not when you hear it.
1227
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:32,011
"If ever I were to leave you,
it wouldn't be in summer."
1228
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:46,818
- It's nice.
- Yeah.
1229
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:56,453
- Dance with me.
- No, I don't dance.
1230
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,538
Come on. Dance with me.
1231
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,917
Just a little bit.
1232
01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:06,254
There we go.
1233
01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:21,394
Shouldn't we be listening
to Barry White or Drake...
1234
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:23,771
or whatever it is you listen to
1235
01:06:23,855 --> 01:06:25,690
when you're about to, you know...
1236
01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:27,400
To what?
1237
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,236
Well...
1238
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,448
Well, I don't want to presume
1239
01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,492
that I'm about to have
the best night of my life,
1240
01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:39,621
but if I am, I don't want
to do it to Robert Goulet.
1241
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,249
I like it.
1242
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,626
You do?
1243
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,796
A lot.
1244
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,612
Is this smart?
1245
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,158
I think we left smart six weeks ago.
1246
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:59,951
- Morning.
- Morning.
1247
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,455
Thank God you're here.
1248
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:08,167
'Cause I did have just a minute of,
1249
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,045
"Is she gone? Did she leave?"
1250
01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:13,798
I was like, "God, just...
1251
01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:16,676
"I know you rock stars move fast,
1252
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,178
on to the next town, like, just love..."
1253
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:22,181
Oh, God. Here, take it.
1254
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,308
Hey.
1255
01:08:23,391 --> 01:08:24,767
Hey, how was last night?
1256
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,395
- Amazing.
- Wait. Where are you?
1257
01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,772
- Are you with, uh...
- Yeah. Charlie.
1258
01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:32,108
- Still?
- Still.
1259
01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:35,737
"Charlie. Still."
1260
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,864
Let's just move that to Tuesday.
1261
01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:41,409
- But they're expecting you.
- Sorry. Just tell 'em no.
1262
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:42,994
- Okay.
- Okay.
1263
01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,871
I'll call you later.
1264
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,540
Did I hear you just
rearranging your day for me?
1265
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,043
Maybe.
1266
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,586
And you're welcome.
1267
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:54,130
Thank you.
1268
01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:55,548
You and your mom?
1269
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:57,091
Yeah, at Coney Island.
1270
01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:58,301
The Wonder Wheel.
1271
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,511
Well, we actually called it
"the wishing wheel."
1272
01:09:00,595 --> 01:09:02,722
Yeah. We loved going out there.
1273
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,726
Although the last time
that I took her out there,
1274
01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:06,309
it was closed 'cause it was winter.
1275
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,186
It was, like, right before
she passed away.
1276
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,855
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no. It's okay.
1277
01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:12,607
I like talking about her.
1278
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:16,361
It happened a while ago
when Lou was like five, but...
1279
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:22,200
they definitely got to spend
some good times together.
1280
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,161
And it's crazy how much of her
I see in Lou.
1281
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,996
You think she would've liked me?
1282
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:27,997
No.
1283
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:30,833
What?
Yes, she would've loved you.
1284
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,794
She would've thought you were amazing.
1285
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,879
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.
1286
01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:36,839
She was very...
1287
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:38,675
Well, she was very self-sufficient.
1288
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:42,929
Well, I'm the most self-sufficient
person on the planet. I mean...
1289
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,866
- I do more things in one day than...
- I know you do. I'm not saying that.
1290
01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,726
I'm saying you have a lot of people,
kind of handling things.
1291
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:51,187
There's nothing wrong with having help.
1292
01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:52,939
It doesn't mean I'm helpless.
1293
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,943
It means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.
1294
01:09:54,982 --> 01:09:57,443
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you
1295
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,070
as you think you do.
1296
01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:00,530
So, what are you saying?
1297
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,409
You want me to try being alone?
1298
01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:07,328
- I could go be alone right now.
- No, no, uh, let's be clear.
1299
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:10,540
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.
1300
01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:12,834
Wait.
1301
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,711
Is this a challenge?
1302
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:16,045
Now you get it.
1303
01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:17,981
- What, are you challenging me?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1304
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:20,883
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?
1305
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,969
- Okay.
- That means without doormen.
1306
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,929
- Without yes-Melissa.
- Fine.
1307
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,347
Without cooks,
1308
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,349
without cleaners, without hair extenders.
1309
01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:30,143
Yeah, this is serious.
1310
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:32,019
Without live-feeding.
1311
01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:34,147
Without constant filming updates.
1312
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,649
Without all that little stuff. Gone.
1313
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:38,693
Okay. I can do that.
1314
01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,778
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?
1315
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,864
Me? I'm... You know, I'm gonna be there.
1316
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,991
- I'm gonna monitor.
- Mm.
1317
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,325
Nice try, buddy.
1318
01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:47,994
- Okay.
- What?
1319
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:51,414
You're gonna get on social media.
1320
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:52,623
- No.
- Yes.
1321
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,250
Come on, that's... This is about you.
1322
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,501
You'll go on social media.
1323
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,880
You're gonna have Snapchat
and Instagram and TikTok.
1324
01:10:58,963 --> 01:11:01,048
- You're gonna do a dance! Yes!
- This is about you.
1325
01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:02,300
- Don't flip it.
- No, listen.
1326
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:03,760
Why are you so judgmental?
1327
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:05,011
It's so crazy.
1328
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:07,736
No, look, this is gonna be a great thing.
1329
01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:10,057
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.
1330
01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:11,559
Seriously.
1331
01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:14,270
If you don't do it, I'm not doing it.
1332
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:16,980
Okay.
1333
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:21,486
So, this is your little getaway?
1334
01:11:22,904 --> 01:11:24,906
Nope. It's locked.
1335
01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:34,916
Nothing under there?
1336
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:37,001
Gosh. Dang it.
1337
01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:38,836
Jeff, can you...
1338
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,254
No, no, th... that's cheating.
1339
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:42,632
Come on. What are you gonna do?
1340
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,217
You got a little problem.
1341
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,511
Sometimes you just got to concede.
It's okay.
1342
01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:00,066
You really like to win.
1343
01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:02,401
Yes!
1344
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,530
Coming?
1345
01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:11,369
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.
1346
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,622
It's better.
1347
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,501
Living room.
1348
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,922
Ugh, this... Uh, no. Sound.
1349
01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:26,551
Oh, my God.
1350
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:30,012
- Jesus!
- Whose house is this?
1351
01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:31,514
Well, that actually could be nice
1352
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,808
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.
1353
01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:35,810
- We can make s'mores.
- I like s'mores.
1354
01:12:35,893 --> 01:12:37,103
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
1355
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:44,110
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.
1356
01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:54,996
I think you may have forgotten this.
1357
01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:57,456
Jesus, he's had
an account for 45 minutes,
1358
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,125
and he has half a million followers.
1359
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,209
Oh, my God. Look.
1360
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:04,338
- Now you need your own web page.
- Already created it on Wix.com.
1361
01:13:04,422 --> 01:13:05,631
"Numbers Neva Lie."
1362
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,717
- Oh, that's perfect.
- That is a good one.
1363
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,969
- I love that. Do you love that?
- Yeah, I do like it.
1364
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,013
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?
1365
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:15,975
"If you sit in the question,
1366
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,352
the answer will find you."
1367
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,570
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.
1368
01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,447
Oh. Should I be jealous?
1369
01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:32,283
He sounds very interesting and handsome.
1370
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:34,535
Just posting about all this math stuff.
1371
01:13:34,619 --> 01:13:35,995
Oh, one of those.
1372
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,997
Brought you an apple.
1373
01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:47,173
Happy birthday, part one.
1374
01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:49,884
Oh. Thank you.
1375
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:51,469
Yeah, on my last birthday,
1376
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,721
I was at a math conference in the Poconos.
1377
01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:56,599
- Oh! I have a lot to live up to.
- Yes.
1378
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:57,767
- Open it!
- Okay.
1379
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:06,317
Like, a handkerchief or...
1380
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,152
Turn around.
1381
01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:10,738
Oh, it's a blindfold.
1382
01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,990
Oh.
1383
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,742
I'm a little taken aback.
1384
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:17,870
I, uh, didn't know this was your thing,
1385
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:21,040
- but whatever you're... into.
- Shh.
1386
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:23,751
- Okay, straight ahead.
- Okay.
1387
01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,336
I got to say, I'm getting excited.
1388
01:14:25,419 --> 01:14:26,629
You should be.
1389
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:27,922
Wait, turn around.
1390
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,548
It's not a piñata.
1391
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,967
Maybe. Okay.
1392
01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,259
That's it, right there.
1393
01:14:32,343 --> 01:14:34,220
- That's where I need you.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1394
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,472
- You ready?
- Okay.
1395
01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:48,901
Happy birthday.
1396
01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,403
No.
1397
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,488
How?
1398
01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:54,573
I know a guy who knows a guy.
1399
01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,201
Come on.
1400
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:04,041
Okay, so we're on
the wishing wheel.
1401
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,460
- Yes.
- Go ahead.
1402
01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:12,883
'Kay, done. Your turn. Make a wish.
1403
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,971
I already got it.
1404
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,660
Yeah.
1405
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,662
- Twenty-one!
- Yes!
1406
01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:42,747
Yeah!
1407
01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,040
- Yeah!
- Hey.
1408
01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:46,917
Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry.
Great day, you guys.
1409
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,128
We are finished. Grab your stuff.
1410
01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:51,130
I'm ready.
1411
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:53,090
You are. You're gonna be great.
1412
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:54,694
- Yo, Bastian?
- Amazing.
1413
01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:56,886
- Thanks.
- Yo. What's up, kids?
1414
01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:59,096
Wait, what's going on?
1415
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:00,806
He insisted on coming.
1416
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:03,476
Hey, come on, now. Your parents
are waiting for you outside.
1417
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,478
Okay. See you later, guys. See you. Bye.
1418
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,831
I tried to give you a heads-up,
but you weren't answering.
1419
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,482
No, no.
There are no phones at school.
1420
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,650
- What are you guys doing here?
- You got nominated
1421
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,945
for Best Pop Vocal Performance
at the Grammys.
1422
01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:16,072
What?!
1423
01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,698
"Marry Me"...
1424
01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:20,076
- Oh, my God!
- We got nominated!
1425
01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:21,744
- Can you believe it?
- Congratulations.
1426
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,662
- Oh, my God, yes!
- Congratulations.
1427
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:25,539
- Yes. Oh, my God.
- Wow.
1428
01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:28,125
- I can't believe this.
- It was only a matter of time, babe.
1429
01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,794
- Oh, my God.
- You should tell her.
1430
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:32,922
Oh, yeah. So, um, Bastian's concert
at Madison Square Garden
1431
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:35,174
on Friday is streaming
across multiple platforms,
1432
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:36,675
so there's loads of exposure.
1433
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:40,346
Yeah, he thought we could
surprise everyone and do "Marry Me."
1434
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:42,139
Now, the ballots
are out next week,
1435
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:44,850
and nobody's seen you two
together since...
1436
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,685
well, you know, a while.
1437
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:52,441
Um... You know, we don't...
we don't have any of the dancers in town.
1438
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,586
- No, no.
- It's short notice. I... I don't...
1439
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,450
No, but wait.
But we can do the ballad version.
1440
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:59,448
The one that we wanted
to release after the ceremony.
1441
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,578
I don't know, Sebastian.
1442
01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:06,455
"Sebastian"?
1443
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,752
Come on. "Sebastian"?
1444
01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:12,878
That's his real name.
1445
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:14,338
Look, can I just...
1446
01:17:14,421 --> 01:17:15,923
I... I know this is a little...
1447
01:17:16,006 --> 01:17:17,550
I'm not trying to make a thing here,
1448
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,885
but this is the song that
you were gonna get married to.
1449
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,679
This is huge for me.
1450
01:17:21,762 --> 01:17:23,597
Totally. Totally.
1451
01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:26,517
You should come. I want you to come.
1452
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,185
Are you gonna come with us?
1453
01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:31,939
Right. Okay. I mean, it's...
1454
01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,440
it's not a big deal.
1455
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,152
The nomination is.
1456
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:38,988
So please don't be upset.
1457
01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:40,865
I... I'm just being a jerk.
1458
01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,199
And I'm sorry.
1459
01:17:42,283 --> 01:17:45,578
I just want you to remember
award shows are bullshit
1460
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,955
and you don't need them
to tell you how good you are.
1461
01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:50,290
I know.
1462
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:54,962
Just do me a favor. Don't say "Sebastian."
1463
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:00,467
See you, babe.
1464
01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:02,052
- See you soon.
- Hey.
1465
01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:03,536
We got to schedule a band rehearsal
1466
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:05,431
- and a wardrobe fitting.
- Okay.
1467
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:06,891
- Now?
- Yes, now.
1468
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:07,975
- Yes.
- Okay. You good?
1469
01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:09,852
- I'm good.
- Are you sure?
1470
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:11,395
Okay, I'll call you.
1471
01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:14,607
This is gonna be so exciting!
1472
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,534
Hey.
1473
01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:29,455
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1474
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:32,082
Just keeping Tank company.
1475
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,293
Good dog.
1476
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:40,049
You're afraid she'll fall back
in love with Bastian and dump you?
1477
01:18:41,091 --> 01:18:42,384
No.
1478
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,179
Yeah.
1479
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,972
I'd be afraid of that, too.
1480
01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:57,274
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1481
01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:58,734
Thank you. Um...
1482
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:03,197
I have a little surprise for you tonight.
1483
01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,491
There is a woman
1484
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,328
who's been my heart...
1485
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,497
and my biggest inspiration.
1486
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,041
But...
1487
01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,752
because of me and my stupidity...
1488
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,963
she's not my wife.
1489
01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:22,508
Nevertheless...
1490
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,635
She always gonna be my family.
1491
01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:29,014
And we're always gonna have...
1492
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,349
"Marry Me."
1493
01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:47,658
Crowd's going bananas.
1494
01:19:47,741 --> 01:19:49,618
I know.
1495
01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,870
I don't know if I'd say "bananas," but...
1496
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,607
Get your ass to the Garden.
1497
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:17,618
Yes!
1498
01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:19,495
- Yeah. Pose.
- We did it.
1499
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:21,330
We look so good!
1500
01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,585
- You guys' chemistry is off the charts.
- Guys. Let's do it.
1501
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:28,378
And the audience felt it.
1502
01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:45,979
- You know?
- Yeah.
1503
01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:47,731
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
1504
01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,192
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Hey.
1505
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:52,569
No, I wasn't, and then I was like,
1506
01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:54,404
"I'm gonna get down there," and...
1507
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:56,674
but I didn't have a pass,
so I couldn't get in at first,
1508
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,159
and then luckily, someone saw me
and they brought me backstage
1509
01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:01,036
and then brought me over here.
1510
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:05,832
- So, you didn't see it?
- No, no, I did. I did. Yeah.
1511
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:07,918
Uh, did you like it?
1512
01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:10,587
I... I... I thought it was amazing.
1513
01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:12,589
I... I was really happy for you.
1514
01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:15,509
I think you're amazing.
1515
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,844
Can you guys... You know,
fine, we'll go over here.
1516
01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:19,263
Oh, yeah.
1517
01:24:25,352 --> 01:24:27,688
It was great. It was...
1518
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:29,565
Social media is exploding.
1519
01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:32,359
It's, uh... They're even saying
you guys are back together.
1520
01:24:32,442 --> 01:24:35,112
Well, if social media says
it's true, it must be true.
1521
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:41,368
Wait, are you okay?
1522
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:43,870
Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just...
1523
01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:48,041
I'm looking at you here,
and it... it all worked out.
1524
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,544
I mean, no one even remembers
the meltdown.
1525
01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:52,963
I know. It's crazy, right?
1526
01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:57,009
I'm really happy for you. You deserve it.
1527
01:24:57,926 --> 01:24:59,094
You really do.
1528
01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:09,896
God, he can sing.
1529
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,901
"Segundo chance."
1530
01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:17,571
What-what is that? Second chances?
1531
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,115
It's just a song.
1532
01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,283
Maybe.
1533
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,036
Maybe it's something more.
1534
01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:28,749
What's going on?
1535
01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:30,667
Look, I know this is a big deal,
1536
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,502
and that's why I wanted to come down here,
1537
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:34,254
but I don't fit.
1538
01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:37,758
And I think
that's objectively pretty true.
1539
01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:40,001
- And we don't need to pr...
- So, what are you saying?
1540
01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,389
Look, if I'm being honest with myself,
1541
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,475
I real... I really came down here
1542
01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:48,727
just to say that this...
I don't think this works.
1543
01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:53,607
Can I have a bottle
of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?
1544
01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:56,443
Are you breaking up with me?
1545
01:25:56,526 --> 01:25:58,320
Katarina. Kat.
1546
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,364
Kat, come here.
1547
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:02,324
- Come here.
- It's okay. Go.
1548
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,241
- Go.
- No.
1549
01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:05,327
- Come here.
- What are you saying?
1550
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:06,971
- Tell me what you...
- Come on.
1551
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,873
- Everybody's calling you.
- It's nothing. Talk later. Go.
1552
01:26:09,956 --> 01:26:12,143
- Come, baby.
- It's fine. Keep going.
1553
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,378
- Come on.
- Kat! Kat! Kat!
1554
01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:16,630
Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
1555
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:22,386
Guys, raise your glasses
1556
01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:26,515
to the woman who made
all this possible tonight.
1557
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,351
To you.
1558
01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:31,228
To you, Kat.
1559
01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:33,605
- Salud.
- Salud!
1560
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:35,232
Salud, salud.
1561
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:36,483
Yes, cheers!
1562
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,904
It's for you, Kat!
1563
01:30:18,705 --> 01:30:20,498
Come on, Charlie. Don't be stupid.
1564
01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:22,500
Well, it's a little late for that.
1565
01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,545
- You got another one.
- Take it, please.
1566
01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:27,297
It's made out to the school.
1567
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,966
It just feels a little unseemly.
1568
01:30:30,050 --> 01:30:31,718
- I didn't do it for the money.
- I know,
1569
01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:34,721
but if you don't take the check,
then the prenup's not binding.
1570
01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:37,265
You could sell your story.
You could write a book.
1571
01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:40,435
Is that what you think of me?
1572
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,231
Oh, come on, Charlie.
1573
01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:46,650
I was rooting for you.
1574
01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:49,152
I wanted it to work.
The whole world wanted it to.
1575
01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:52,238
I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world.
1576
01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:53,698
You're disappointing yourself.
1577
01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:55,825
I'm protecting myself.
1578
01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:59,329
I can't get away from her.
There's always a poster,
1579
01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:01,873
a Vitamix or a billboard.
1580
01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:04,376
You know they're not together?
1581
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,589
Maybe not.
1582
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,425
But, Colin, can you do me a favor?
1583
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:15,387
Will you be there for her
when she figures it all out?
1584
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:16,888
She's gonna need someone.
1585
01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:29,734
On Friday's show, we'll talk
to the beautiful Kat Valdez
1586
01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:31,653
about her new hit single "On My Way,"
1587
01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:34,280
with a special surprise guest
that you won't want to miss.
1588
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:39,494
- Night.
- Night.
1589
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:42,038
Established by jaw snapping,
1590
01:31:42,122 --> 01:31:44,833
headbutting or tail slapping.
1591
01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:48,336
Physical dominance establishes the leader.
1592
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:52,340
Pods can travel in herds
of up to hundreds of dolphins
1593
01:31:52,424 --> 01:31:54,384
and can cover 80 miles...
1594
01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:13,570
Mathalon, baby, with the Mathalonians.
1595
01:32:13,653 --> 01:32:15,613
- Headed to Peoria, Illinois.
- Hey.
1596
01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:18,241
- Coming to get ya.
- Wait, what are you doing?
1597
01:32:18,324 --> 01:32:19,324
Oh, we're live.
1598
01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:22,412
Say something smart
or witty or, uh, numeric.
1599
01:32:22,495 --> 01:32:24,789
5000 people are watching.
1600
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:25,999
Bye.
1601
01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:27,834
- Charles.
- I'm serious.
1602
01:32:27,917 --> 01:32:29,919
Um, I can't. Turn it off.
1603
01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:31,838
Are you at some point gonna be fun again?
1604
01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:33,006
I was never fun.
1605
01:32:33,089 --> 01:32:35,675
That's true, and I love you anyway.
1606
01:32:35,759 --> 01:32:37,510
You're not always gonna feel this way.
1607
01:32:37,594 --> 01:32:40,388
You're lucky you made it.
We were gonna leave without you.
1608
01:32:40,472 --> 01:32:41,639
No, we weren't.
1609
01:32:41,723 --> 01:32:43,975
- Come on, let's go, Percy.
- We absolutely were.
1610
01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,562
I loved you
and Charlie as a couple.
1611
01:32:48,354 --> 01:32:49,731
Are you still friends?
1612
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:53,026
Is it okay if I ask you that?
1613
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,945
Yeah. Um, sure.
1614
01:32:57,655 --> 01:32:58,948
Yeah.
1615
01:32:59,032 --> 01:33:01,326
He seems like the sweetest man.
1616
01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:02,786
You know, I actually DMed him
1617
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,246
to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow.
1618
01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:08,583
He never answered, obviously.
1619
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:12,796
Mathalon's tomorrow?
1620
01:33:12,879 --> 01:33:13,713
Yeah.
1621
01:33:13,797 --> 01:33:15,298
Hey.
1622
01:33:15,381 --> 01:33:16,381
Hey.
1623
01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:18,802
I'll just fix that.
1624
01:33:18,885 --> 01:33:20,136
Thank you.
1625
01:33:21,429 --> 01:33:24,182
- Oh, I like that.
- Mm. Thank you.
1626
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:26,434
Nice.
1627
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,561
So, we've been beating
around the bush,
1628
01:33:28,645 --> 01:33:31,314
and I think that
we should get right down to it.
1629
01:33:31,397 --> 01:33:33,650
I mean, we all know that
you guys are not "together,"
1630
01:33:33,733 --> 01:33:37,612
uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me"
for each other.
1631
01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:39,781
Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo" for Kat.
1632
01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:42,867
Kat wrote "On My Way" for Bastian.
1633
01:33:42,951 --> 01:33:45,578
I'd say the next song
should probably be, uh,
1634
01:33:45,662 --> 01:33:48,832
"Come On Already!" Am I right?
1635
01:33:48,915 --> 01:33:50,836
Let's see if
we can get these two guys
1636
01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:52,796
to sing a little romantic duet
when we come back.
1637
01:33:52,836 --> 01:33:53,920
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
1638
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:56,172
Do not change that channel.
1639
01:34:06,891 --> 01:34:09,435
I didn't write "On My Way" for Bastian.
1640
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:16,067
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
1641
01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:18,778
I know it's an inopportune time
to have an epiphany, but...
1642
01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:22,198
I don't want to go back.
1643
01:34:25,910 --> 01:34:28,746
Someone told me that if you sit
in the question long enough,
1644
01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:31,416
the answer finds you.
1645
01:34:33,418 --> 01:34:34,752
And the answer is...
1646
01:34:37,046 --> 01:34:39,591
I don't want to keep making
the same mistakes over and over.
1647
01:34:42,844 --> 01:34:44,470
I want something different.
1648
01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:53,813
Come here.
1649
01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:00,445
So, I'm guessing no romantic duet.
1650
01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:05,366
- Hey. Kat!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1651
01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:07,201
- That's Kat Valdez.
- Kat, wait! Over here!
1652
01:35:07,285 --> 01:35:09,621
- Where you going?
- Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh?
1653
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:12,081
- Peoria.
- I'll get you a plane.
1654
01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:15,043
- No.
- I want to do this by myself, okay?
1655
01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:16,878
- Can't be that hard.
- Kat!
1656
01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:18,171
How about another shot?
1657
01:35:18,254 --> 01:35:19,839
Take me to the airport.
1658
01:35:19,923 --> 01:35:21,299
Bye!
1659
01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:22,926
Hey.
1660
01:35:23,009 --> 01:35:25,386
That's not our car.
1661
01:35:28,264 --> 01:35:30,183
Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?
1662
01:35:30,266 --> 01:35:31,809
Oh, my God. Kat Valdez?
1663
01:35:31,893 --> 01:35:34,020
You're right. What's she doing here?
1664
01:35:35,939 --> 01:35:38,399
Sorry.
The last connecting flight to Peoria
1665
01:35:38,483 --> 01:35:40,401
is through Chicago, but it's all sold out.
1666
01:35:40,485 --> 01:35:42,195
If you fly tomorrow...
1667
01:35:42,278 --> 01:35:44,405
Tonight. It has to be tonight.
1668
01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,658
The Mathalon will be over
by noon tomorrow,
1669
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:49,118
and I promised I'd be there.
1670
01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:55,375
I will give anyone $5000
for their standby slot to Chicago.
1671
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:58,920
It's illegal.
You can't buy someone else's ticket.
1672
01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:01,506
- You can't?
- Kat.
1673
01:36:01,589 --> 01:36:04,050
Did you know it's illegal
to buy someone else's ticket?
1674
01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:06,177
Uh, yeah. Everyone does.
1675
01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:08,137
Now, I can't get you a plane,
1676
01:36:08,221 --> 01:36:11,015
but we got you the last available ticket.
It's in coach.
1677
01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:12,934
- You're a lifesaver.
- Yeah, yeah.
1678
01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:14,602
Tell me that after you get there, okay?
1679
01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:18,064
So, there's your passport and some money.
1680
01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:19,816
Go find your answer.
1681
01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:24,737
- Okay.
- Go on.
1682
01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:31,452
Due to weather conditions
1683
01:36:31,536 --> 01:36:32,704
and some strong headwinds,
1684
01:36:32,787 --> 01:36:34,872
we will be in flight
a little longer than usual,
1685
01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,457
but we will get you there by morning.
1686
01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:38,167
Excuse me, miss.
1687
01:36:38,251 --> 01:36:40,670
I'd like to buy champagne
and caviar for the whole flight.
1688
01:36:40,753 --> 01:36:43,256
I'm sorry. We only have
ham wraps, cheese cubes
1689
01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:44,716
and Michelob ULTRA.
1690
01:36:44,799 --> 01:36:48,052
Okay, well, then ham wraps
and Michelob ULTRA.
1691
01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:51,472
What about the cheese cubes?
1692
01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:53,474
Sure. Cheese cubes, too. Why not?
1693
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:58,312
Um, also, who wants to sell me
a very heavy winter coat?
1694
01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:03,943
Uh, the answer is nine?
1695
01:37:04,027 --> 01:37:05,903
That answer is correct.
1696
01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:08,489
This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons.
1697
01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:10,533
Nice, Esther. Good job.
1698
01:37:10,616 --> 01:37:12,410
Go, Esther!
1699
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:19,375
Where are the people with the cars?
1700
01:37:19,459 --> 01:37:21,179
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a phone charger?
1701
01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,920
- I... I need... You...
- I do.
1702
01:37:23,004 --> 01:37:25,798
Colin called me, so...
1703
01:37:25,882 --> 01:37:27,383
Is Charlie here?
1704
01:37:27,467 --> 01:37:29,719
You know, I didn't tell him I was coming.
1705
01:37:29,802 --> 01:37:32,597
I didn't want to screw with him
on the big day, in case...
1706
01:37:33,389 --> 01:37:36,059
You know, he's not good
with the back-and-forth,
1707
01:37:36,142 --> 01:37:38,853
so I got to ask you, Kat, are you...
1708
01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,191
Is this for real?
1709
01:37:45,443 --> 01:37:49,322
Well, I walked out on Fallon
to freeze my toes off in Peoria, so...
1710
01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:53,409
Excellent point.
1711
01:37:53,493 --> 01:37:54,952
I called an Uber.
1712
01:37:56,329 --> 01:37:58,790
- Forty-seven minutes?
- What?
1713
01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:00,083
We're not gonna make it.
1714
01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:01,793
Didn't they already start?
1715
01:38:01,876 --> 01:38:03,795
Should we hitch a ride?
I don't know what...
1716
01:38:10,551 --> 01:38:14,430
This woman, this superstar, this icon,
1717
01:38:14,514 --> 01:38:17,225
has flown in coach in stilettos
1718
01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:19,894
to win back the unlikely love of her life,
1719
01:38:19,977 --> 01:38:23,231
who, against all odds, she loves.
1720
01:38:23,314 --> 01:38:24,690
And he loves her.
1721
01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:26,067
He does, right?
1722
01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:27,568
Completely.
1723
01:38:28,236 --> 01:38:32,031
The next thing you say will
forecast not just their future
1724
01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:34,492
but the future of-of anyone
who ever believed
1725
01:38:34,575 --> 01:38:36,119
in the magic of a leap of faith.
1726
01:38:36,577 --> 01:38:38,913
- Look...
- She'll give you a thousand dollars.
1727
01:38:38,996 --> 01:38:41,666
The answer is 15.
1728
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:44,168
The answer is correct.
Five points, Trinity Numerators.
1729
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,212
- Yes!
- Yes! Get 'em!
1730
01:38:47,797 --> 01:38:49,132
Congratulations.
1731
01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:52,093
After a break,
we're moving to a sudden-death round
1732
01:38:52,176 --> 01:38:54,595
between the three-time champions,
Trinity Numerators...
1733
01:38:54,679 --> 01:38:55,721
Yes!
1734
01:38:55,805 --> 01:38:58,432
And the first-time finalists,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
1735
01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:03,312
- Sudden death.
- Ooh. Blast off.
1736
01:39:03,396 --> 01:39:07,066
First up, Lou Gilbert
for the Coolidge Pi-thons.
1737
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:08,651
Choker better pray.
1738
01:39:08,734 --> 01:39:10,945
Shut up.
1739
01:39:12,864 --> 01:39:14,407
You laughing at that?
1740
01:39:14,490 --> 01:39:16,242
Look...
1741
01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:18,035
I don't want to embarrass you.
1742
01:39:18,119 --> 01:39:19,537
I know that's your daughter.
1743
01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:21,421
- Yeah?
- I saw her last year.
1744
01:39:21,455 --> 01:39:23,207
She's got stage fright.
1745
01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:24,875
My daughter's fine.
1746
01:39:24,917 --> 01:39:28,004
Look, I just think maybe
it would be easier on you
1747
01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:30,006
if you guys just conceded the title.
1748
01:39:30,089 --> 01:39:31,924
- Concede?
- Mm-hmm.
1749
01:39:32,008 --> 01:39:33,718
- Give you the trophy?
- No.
1750
01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:36,596
It's more like you save
yourself from humiliation.
1751
01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:38,890
Huh?
1752
01:39:39,765 --> 01:39:42,602
Okay, huddle up. Here we go.
1753
01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:46,063
So, um, Coach Looney Tunes
over there wants to know
1754
01:39:46,147 --> 01:39:48,232
if we just want to concede
and give him the trophy.
1755
01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:50,193
- No!
- That doesn't even make sense.
1756
01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:51,903
- Yeah.
- Four in a row, baby.
1757
01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:55,448
How about we go show him
what the Pi-thons are all about?
1758
01:39:55,531 --> 01:39:56,949
Yeah!
1759
01:39:58,951 --> 01:40:00,077
Lou, you ready for this?
1760
01:40:02,246 --> 01:40:03,372
Watch me.
1761
01:40:09,212 --> 01:40:11,130
This next answer will determine
1762
01:40:11,214 --> 01:40:14,926
whether the Coolidge Pi-thons
win the Mathalon.
1763
01:40:15,009 --> 01:40:16,260
Lou Gilbert.
1764
01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:17,595
- Yes, Lou.
- Go, Lou!
1765
01:40:20,598 --> 01:40:23,809
Come on, Lou.
You got this.
1766
01:40:26,229 --> 01:40:28,439
- Come on, Lou. You got this.
- Come on, Lou.
1767
01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:32,985
A circle with perimeter eight pi
is inscribed in an ellipse
1768
01:40:33,069 --> 01:40:34,779
whose width is twice its height.
1769
01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:37,448
What is the area of the ellipse
in square units?
1770
01:40:41,369 --> 01:40:44,330
You know this.
Set your mind to it.
1771
01:40:44,413 --> 01:40:46,082
She's got it.
1772
01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:48,125
Yeah, she...
1773
01:40:48,209 --> 01:40:50,336
Anyone know a good choke?
1774
01:40:50,419 --> 01:40:51,671
- Hey.
- Quiet, please.
1775
01:40:51,754 --> 01:40:53,589
Please respect the Mathalonians.
1776
01:40:56,133 --> 01:40:59,178
- It's not fair.
- Loser!
1777
01:41:07,395 --> 01:41:09,230
I tried to protect you from this.
1778
01:41:09,313 --> 01:41:11,649
Stop it.
1779
01:41:11,732 --> 01:41:13,943
Stay with us, Lou.
1780
01:41:18,072 --> 01:41:19,673
Don't let it get in your head!
1781
01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,450
Lou.
1782
01:41:28,958 --> 01:41:31,127
What the hell is this?
1783
01:41:31,210 --> 01:41:32,878
Oh, my God.
1784
01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:44,932
You guys, it's over here!
1785
01:41:45,641 --> 01:41:47,184
Dork!
1786
01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:48,853
Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea.
1787
01:41:48,936 --> 01:41:50,438
That's it, Mr. Gilbert.
1788
01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:52,064
Yeah. Yeah.
1789
01:41:52,148 --> 01:41:54,900
You got it.
1790
01:41:54,984 --> 01:41:56,610
Come on!
1791
01:42:05,036 --> 01:42:07,121
Come on. Objection. He's counting.
1792
01:42:07,204 --> 01:42:08,831
He's dancing, you lunatic.
1793
01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:11,459
That's Kat Valdez.
1794
01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:13,169
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die.
1795
01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:16,672
Come on. Come on.
1796
01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:24,180
I believe in you!
1797
01:42:27,433 --> 01:42:29,602
Thirty-two pi!
1798
01:42:31,187 --> 01:42:33,272
- The answer is correct.
- Yes!
1799
01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:34,565
But the timer's elapsed.
1800
01:42:34,648 --> 01:42:36,688
The Trinity Numerators retain
their national status.
1801
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,569
We'll reconvene
1802
01:42:38,652 --> 01:42:40,613
in ten minutes
for the awards presentation.
1803
01:42:42,156 --> 01:42:43,491
Hey, it's okay, Lou.
1804
01:42:43,574 --> 01:42:46,952
Four years in a row!
Four years in a row!
1805
01:42:47,036 --> 01:42:48,245
Hey. Hey.
1806
01:42:48,329 --> 01:42:50,122
I'm so proud of you.
1807
01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:53,084
- Dad, I lost again.
- No, it doesn't matter.
1808
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:55,961
First of all, you got it right.
It was perfect.
1809
01:42:56,045 --> 01:42:58,297
But second of all, you were just up there.
1810
01:42:58,381 --> 01:43:00,925
You stood up there, and you were so brave.
1811
01:43:01,884 --> 01:43:04,595
I'm the one who should be crying
for the dancing I was doing.
1812
01:43:04,678 --> 01:43:07,098
You were great.
1813
01:43:07,181 --> 01:43:09,767
Thank you.
1814
01:43:12,061 --> 01:43:14,855
I love you, Dad.
1815
01:43:14,939 --> 01:43:17,149
You were amazing, Lou.
1816
01:43:17,233 --> 01:43:18,484
Really, I mean,
1817
01:43:18,567 --> 01:43:20,653
you took a shot even though it was scary.
1818
01:43:22,321 --> 01:43:23,781
That's what matters.
1819
01:43:27,243 --> 01:43:29,954
Not everything adds up
the way you think it will.
1820
01:43:33,624 --> 01:43:36,710
You know, they say
if you want something different,
1821
01:43:36,794 --> 01:43:39,004
you have to do something different.
1822
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:42,883
What if we're just too different?
1823
01:43:42,967 --> 01:43:44,927
What if we're not?
1824
01:44:23,299 --> 01:44:25,634
I'm fully blacking out right now.
1825
01:44:25,718 --> 01:44:28,846
- Come on, Mr. G.
- Come on, Mr. G!
1826
01:44:28,929 --> 01:44:30,848
You're leaving her hanging.
1827
01:44:30,931 --> 01:44:31,932
Come on, dude.
1828
01:44:32,016 --> 01:44:33,184
Dad.
1829
01:44:38,397 --> 01:44:40,191
Aw.
1830
01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:49,700
Ew.
1831
01:44:53,871 --> 01:44:55,331
Here we go.
1832
01:45:52,846 --> 01:45:54,306
- Getting ready.
- Tanky.
1833
01:45:54,390 --> 01:45:56,600
- This is the calm... Oh, gee!
- Oh, no!
1834
01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:58,769
Tank!
1835
01:45:58,852 --> 01:46:00,980
- Okay, wait. Slower.
- He doesn't have teeth.
1836
01:46:01,063 --> 01:46:03,357
- Slower. Okay.
- He doesn't...
1837
01:46:05,734 --> 01:46:07,319
Good boy.
1838
01:46:10,030 --> 01:46:12,283
So, we met at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we?
1839
01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:13,867
- Yeah.
- We didn't hook up at Fallon.
1840
01:46:13,951 --> 01:46:15,160
No, we had sex at Burning Man.
1841
01:46:15,244 --> 01:46:16,804
So, Kat made me come to one of those...
1842
01:46:16,870 --> 01:46:18,390
- Um, what are they called?
- Mathalon.
1843
01:46:18,455 --> 01:46:20,165
Yes! Oh, my God, it's so boring.
1844
01:46:20,249 --> 01:46:22,084
And you guys do, um...
1845
01:46:22,167 --> 01:46:24,211
- Math.
- Yes! Oh, my God.
1846
01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:26,215
I fell asleep just even
thinking about it, but...
1847
01:46:26,297 --> 01:46:29,800
She did.
I met my most favorite person.
1848
01:46:29,883 --> 01:46:31,594
We met at a party as she was leaving.
1849
01:46:31,677 --> 01:46:33,178
Had I walked out ten seconds earlier,
1850
01:46:33,262 --> 01:46:34,179
we never would've met.
1851
01:46:34,263 --> 01:46:36,682
And I bet you wish
that was the case sometimes.
1852
01:46:36,765 --> 01:46:38,559
Never.
1853
01:46:38,642 --> 01:46:40,561
I had a six-mile radius set,
1854
01:46:40,644 --> 01:46:42,896
and she definitely lived
more than six miles away.
1855
01:46:42,980 --> 01:46:44,982
Well, she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m.
1856
01:46:45,065 --> 01:46:46,942
Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?
1857
01:46:47,026 --> 01:46:49,612
When we met, he was in a unitard.
1858
01:46:49,695 --> 01:46:52,114
She liked what she saw.
1859
01:46:53,532 --> 01:46:56,535
81 years ago, we were born
in the same hospital
1860
01:46:56,619 --> 01:46:59,788
two days apart, in diapers.
1861
01:46:59,872 --> 01:47:01,915
Here it is 81 years later,
1862
01:47:01,999 --> 01:47:04,084
and we're back in diapers again.
1863
01:47:04,168 --> 01:47:06,211
Oh, Charlie!
1864
01:47:06,295 --> 01:47:08,297
We met on a dating app, but then,
1865
01:47:08,380 --> 01:47:10,966
uh, he invited me on the second date,
1866
01:47:11,050 --> 01:47:12,690
um, camping in the woods, and I was like,
1867
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:14,762
"That seems unsafe...
1868
01:47:14,845 --> 01:47:16,685
- so I'll go."
- Her friend told her not to go.
1869
01:47:16,764 --> 01:47:19,141
Yeah, but she did,
and it's been five years,
1870
01:47:19,224 --> 01:47:21,935
and she's still alive.
1871
01:47:22,019 --> 01:47:23,437
We met at a concert.