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MAN (singing along to stereo):
#An old man turned 98

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#He won the lottery

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#And he died the next day,..

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What the shit is this?

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Why is this on
the getpsyched mix?

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'Cause I got to throw you
a curveball

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every now and then
or you get bored,

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and then the mix doesn't have
its intended effect.

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No, I want to get revved up,
and this song's not doing it.

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Oh, really? I defy you to crush
this chorus and not get psyched.

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Not going to happen.

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#Don't you think?

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#It's like rain

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#On your wedding day

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What is it?

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#It's a free ride

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#When you already paid
#That you already take

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#It's the good advice

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Help me out!

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#That you just didn't take

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#And who would've thought?

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#You figure
#It figures

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#Mr. Play It Safe
Classic Alanis.

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#Was afraid to fly,..

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He was afraid.

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Bring it home.
Oh, yeah.

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Come on, papi. Yes!

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We've got our jam on now.
Jump to it.

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It's been a dry June,

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and I know it doesn't need
to be said out loud,

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but we need this sale.
I am so confident

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that we're going
to close this thing

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that I'm going to order
the Pappy Van Winkle.

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I know it's pricey,
but I want

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to spiritually invest
in our success.

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I'll tell you what, if you
didn't order the Pappy,

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I'd send your raggedy ass
back out to the car

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to listen to the getpsyched mix
to get your mind right.

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We're selling Bob Williams.
Been married 16 years.

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Wife Karen, one daughter.

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You read the first page
of the scouting report.

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Let me hip you to page two.

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Daughter's name is Skyler,
big into gymnastics.

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And to hear Bob tell it, the kid
is aces on the pommel horse.

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He don't just tell it, old boy.
He likes to show it with pictures.

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Everyone's searching
for something. Am I right, Bob?

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Love. Success.

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But what's the one thing
that no one can get more of?

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Time.

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Mmm. And you can't fight it.

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Well, you don't have to tell me.
I mean, look at my little girl.

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How old is Skyler
nowadays, Bob?

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Just turned nine in May.
Nine?

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Isn't that something?
She just turned nine.

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Skyler's nine?
Mmm.

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Good Lord. How old
does that make all of us?

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Don't answer that
question, Bob.

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Let's move on.
I was about,.. I was about to answer.

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Pretty soon, she's going to be
borrowing Karen's makeup,

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and you're going to have
two beauties on your hands.

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Lock the door.
It's coming, Bob.

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Double digits.
No way. Is Skyler

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still giving them hell
on that pommel horse?

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You want to see that photo?
If it's not too much trouble.

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Yeah, let me show you Sky, yeah.

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Let's get those eyes on Skyler.
Look at her.

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Yeah,.. yeah,
she's really sprouted.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Skyler's
really slimming down.

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And I'll tell you what.

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Gorgeous.
She's eating really healthy.

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Just mostly fruits and nuts.

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Her choice.
There is no telling what this little girl

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on a squirrel diet
could end up doing.

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Could she win us the gold
and make us proud?

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You're damn right she could.
You're damn right.

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I have a feeling
she's already made you proud.

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Am I right?
Guilty. Guilty, my friend.

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Oh, guys, it,.. it goes so fast.

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Oh, it's like a freight train
going down the track.

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Clicketyclack, clicketyclack.
Now she's got a boyfriend.

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Oh.
Guy you like, hopefully.

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Clicketyclack, clicketyclack,
she's married.

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Clicketyclack,
she's putting you in a home!

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Oh, my God, a home.

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She would do it, too.

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I believe that, too.
No, no, she would.

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Only when you don't
remember who she is.

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I'm kidding!

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Oh, it feels good
to laugh about Alzheimer's.

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You can't control time.

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No.

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But,.. you can manage it.

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Mmm.
Bob,..

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the Chronoshock Aught Thirteen.

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Carpe diem.

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These babies will fly
off your shelf.

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Now, I know that you've moved up
to having six stores,

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so you're probably
going to want to have

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a little larger order
than you did last year.

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You're kidding, right?

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Your,.. your business
has,.. been folded.

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I'm sorry?
No, no, no, no, Bob,

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there has been some chatter.

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The last few years
have been rough.

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But come on,
who hasn't felt the pinch?

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Yeah.
They didn't tell you, did they?

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Look,..

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I thought you guys
just wanted to grab dinner

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for old times' sake, but, uh,..
Yeah.

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your company is closed.

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I hate to be the one
telling you that.

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Honestly, I know
that I can't buy the watches

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because your company
doesn't exist anymore,

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but I wish I could.

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I mean, that's
how good you guys are.

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One round
of Pappy Van Winkle.

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Enjoy, gentlemen.

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Oh,.. wow.

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That is expensive stuff.

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You know, Bob, uh,..
do you mind, uh,..

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just going Dutch?
You don't have to say any more.

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I got it. I'm doing this.
Let me do this.

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I'm saying let's slice the pie
three ways, honestly.

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If you don't mind.
No, thatthatthat's silly.

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That's silly.
I'm doing really, really,..

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really well right now,
and you guys are not.

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But, Bob, I can,..
At all.

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Let me do this.

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But let's just split it.
Let's go Dutch.

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Okay. Okay.
Let's be the three Dutchmen.

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Okay, but this Dutchman's
going to,..

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going to pay when he can
in a couple weeks.

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I hope you understand.

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What the fuck, Sammy?

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What the fuck, me?
What the fuck, you?

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Who told you
you could barge

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into my office
without an appointment?

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You closed the company?

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And then you send
us out on a sale

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that we really needed

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and had Bob Williams
drop that bomb on us?

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Bob Williams has got
a big fucking mouth.

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Yeah, he does.
Look.

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You weren't going to get
the sale anyway.

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Nobody wears a watch anymore.

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They just check
their goddamn phones.

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Disagree. Cite your sources.
The kids, maybe,

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but there's,..
there's a broader market.

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Lorraine, what time is it?

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10:26.

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One hip, pioneering secretary
does not a cultural trend make.

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She's 75 years old.

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Watches are obsolete,
and so are the two of you.

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Hey. Obsolete?

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What does that even mean?

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It means everything's
computerized now.

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It's cheaper
for a machine to tell

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these companies what to order
than a manufacturer's rep.

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They don't need us anymore.

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No, people have a deep mistrust of machines.
That's right.

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Have you seen Terminator?

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Yep. Mmhmm. All of
them.  Or 2 or 3 or 4?

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People want to deal with
people, not Terminators.

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People hate people.

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Times have changed.

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That's so negative.

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Luckily, I saw this coming,
cashed out my retirement,

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bought a condo in Miami Beach,
new tits for the wife.

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Silicone. It's legal again.

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Wow.  Saline's out?
Yeah, me and the old lady

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are going to be tucked away
real nice.

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Yeah, great for you, huh?

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Perfect.

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So, uh, that's it, right?

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But what about us, Sammy?

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You two were great salesmen
the best

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but at the end of the day,
you're grinders, foot soldiers.

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We all know
you'll never be generals.

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And I'm going to say
something harsh now.

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Now you're going to say
something harsh?

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Strap it in, boys, 'cause it
ain't pretty out there.

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And you two are dinosaurs.

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Face it.

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Where you're going,..
you've already been.

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I thank you for your service.

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What are we going to do?

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I don't know.

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But I got to worry
about the now.

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I don't know what the hell
I'm going to say to Megan.

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#It's like rain,..

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No. Let it play.

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For the love of God,
let it play.

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#It's a free ride
when you've already paid #

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Go. #It's the good
advice that you,.. #

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Come on, Megan, listen to me.
Honey, let's talk about this.

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Is this because
I'm too unselfish in bed?

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Because I can change it around. I'm
not going to say it's going to be easy,

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but I can do it.
Megan, listen to me.

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Honey, it's always darkest
before the dawn.

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No, Billy, it's not. It's actually
darkest in the middle of the night.

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We have enough on the table here
without arguing about proverbs.

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Look, I knew things
weren't great,

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but to come home
to a foreclosure sign?

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Can we hug it for a second? Can I touch it?
No. No, please.

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Okay, listen.
That could've been avoided

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if the Bob Williams deal
didn't go so bad on me.

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You blew the Bob Williams deal?
Well, it's not so much

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that I blew the deal
as much as the company

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just decided to shut down
and take our jobs away.

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What?
Come on, listen to me, sweetheart.

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I promise you,
I can pay for all of this.

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It's not about
the money, Billy.

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This is about you, okay?

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Youyou talk a big game, but you
never do anything about it.

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It's like you say that we're
going to go to Spain,

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but have I ever been to Barcelona?
"Barthelona. "

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Ugh.
And not yet, but we're going.

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Vaya con dios, mi amor.

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What?
Porque esta bravo

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en Barthelona y fantástico.

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No, we are not going
to "Barthelona," okay?

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We have discussed going
to Barthelona,

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but we are never going
to go to Barthelona.

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Not with an attitude like that, we're not.
Oh, God.

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Wait, do you
even hear yourself?

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Yes.
I'm glad that you got to say some of that,

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because we're in a
relationship, and I'm

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just glad that we're both
committed to it.

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No,.. do you know how badly
I want to believe that, Billy?

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Because I've been with you
for a long time,

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and nothing ever seems
to get better.

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Honey, you were,..

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you're such a great guy,
but you always figure out

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a way to screw things up
and let people down.

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And, Billy, I love you,

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but I'm really tired
of being let down.

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That's terrible, Nicky.

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Are you okay?

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I should have gone on my own
when I had the chance.

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I was so stupid. I was,..

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Nicky, you did
the right thing.

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Always got a paycheck,
played it smart.

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Dad would have been proud.

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Well, what would he
have been proud of?

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00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:35,138
I didn't play it smart.
I played it safe.

246
00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,139
And look where I am now.

247
00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:37,674
Proud?

248
00:09:37,676 --> 00:09:39,542
You're at your nephew's
Little League game.

249
00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:40,543
Now, cheer up.

250
00:09:40,545 --> 00:09:42,011
Okay.
Come on.

251
00:09:42,013 --> 00:09:44,514
All right, Tate!
All right, here we go, Tate.

252
00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:45,982
Put some wood on it.

253
00:09:45,984 --> 00:09:47,484
He's a great kid.

254
00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:50,320
I keep telling you you'd
make a terrific father.

255
00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,489
Yep, you do keep
telling me that.

256
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,023
Unfortunately, it would
require you having

257
00:09:54,025 --> 00:09:56,526
a relationship that lasted
longer than three months.

258
00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,828
I'm not sure it
would require that.

259
00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:01,064
Let me call Kevin.
Jeanie,..

260
00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,732
I'm sure your boyfriend's
a great guy,

261
00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,667
but I'm not ready
to work for someone

262
00:10:04,669 --> 00:10:06,536
who spent all
of last Thanksgiving

263
00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:09,005
explaining the meaning
of his tattoo.

264
00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,406
Be reasonable, Nicky.

265
00:10:10,408 --> 00:10:12,008
Take the job.

266
00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:14,077
What else are you
going to do?

267
00:10:14,079 --> 00:10:16,579
That's it. Just take
the walk, Eagle Eye.

268
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,081
Walk's as good as a hit.
Come on.

269
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,682
What is this guy saying?
Bullshit.

270
00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:21,484
Nick. Nick!

271
00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:23,887
A walk's not as good as a hit. It's not as good
Nick!

272
00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,455
as a double or a triple.

273
00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:26,756
It's not as good
as a dinger.

274
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,124
Go on, take
a big cut, Tate.

275
00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:29,359
Nick!

276
00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:31,427
Get off the field.
What are you doing?

277
00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,830
You call him Eagle Eye
to get him not to swing?

278
00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:35,465
Come on, he's 12 years old.

279
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:37,634
He's got the rest
of his life to take a walk.

280
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:40,303
How about you take a walk,
pal, and get off my field?

281
00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:41,871
Just stop calling him
Eagle Eye, okay?

282
00:10:41,873 --> 00:10:43,640
Oh, I'm going to
call him Eagle Eye.

283
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,441
Oh, no, you're not.
Yes, I am.

284
00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:46,976
You're Eagle Eye, you piece of,..
No, I'm not.

285
00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:48,611
Huh?

286
00:10:49,747 --> 00:10:51,781
Nick!
Get off me!

287
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:55,752
Go ahead, Tate. Swing!

288
00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,854
I'm okay! I'm okay.

289
00:10:57,856 --> 00:10:58,922
Play ball!

290
00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:01,157
Come on, Tate! Swing big!

291
00:11:08,032 --> 00:11:09,132
Read Moneyball, asshole.

292
00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,601
Walks are as good as hits.

293
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,973
Just when you think your day

294
00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:19,042
couldn't get any worse,
it got worse.

295
00:11:19,044 --> 00:11:20,476
I feel like my day

296
00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:23,446
bent me over, put a ball
in my mouth and fucked me bad.

297
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:27,750
Is it just me, or does life look
a lot like those hillbillies

298
00:11:27,752 --> 00:11:29,018
from Deliverance
right now?

299
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,987
It's got me over
by the tree there,

300
00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:33,222
just told me I had
a pretty mouth.

301
00:11:33,224 --> 00:11:36,926
You over, squealing like a
pig on all fours. "Whee!"

302
00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:39,395
I'm looking, "WhWhere's Burt
Reynolds with the crossbow?"

303
00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:40,997
He's not coming.

304
00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:43,166
We're there,
it's gonna happen.

305
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:44,601
You're gonna get raped.

306
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,069
You know what it is?

307
00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:49,038
I feel like life's inside of me,
just working,

308
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,341
just pushing,
just going all after it.

309
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,376
And then, all of a sudden,
life pulls out.

310
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:55,178
But he's gonna scurry up
the pillow.

311
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,614
Boom, just explodes
right in my fucking mouth.

312
00:11:58,716 --> 00:12:00,683
How are you?

313
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,485
Hey. A cute kid.

314
00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:03,920
How old is she?

315
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,121
She's a boy.

316
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:05,922
Okay.

317
00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:07,624
Still very attractive.

318
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,025
You know,
without pink or blue,

319
00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:10,360
it's hard to tell,
but the features are great.

320
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,694
Maybe,.. maybe put him
in some modeling.

321
00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:12,895
That's what they're going for

322
00:12:12,897 --> 00:12:14,197
that rightdownthemiddle
thing.

323
00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:16,132
It's like, how many
different ways

324
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,434
do we have to say,
"I give up,"

325
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:19,736
say "uncle," say "mercy"

326
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,938
before life stops
wailing away on us?

327
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,007
I mean, we are
getting pounded.

328
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,376
You know, I feel like
our whole generation are sheep

329
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,144
that's been sold
a bad bill of goods.

330
00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:31,414
Like, we were told, you know,
go to college, get good grades.

331
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,216
Well, you didn't
go to college.

332
00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,918
I'm saying,
in theory, in concept,

333
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,087
our generation was told
that you go to college,

334
00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:39,989
you get a job, you,..
you get a mortgage,

335
00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:41,557
and, you know,
here we did everything

336
00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:42,759
the way we
were supposed to,

337
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,027
and what do we
get for it?

338
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,194
Where's our thanks?
Nothing.

339
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:49,232
I think I'm going to call
Kevin about that job.

340
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,433
Kevin?

341
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,301
Thanksgiving tattoo?

342
00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:54,570
We're not that low,
are we, Nick?

343
00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:00,810
#

344
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:24,534
Okay.

345
00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:26,102
Come on.

346
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:29,005
Show me one little
something here.

347
00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:34,877
What are you going to do, Billy?
Come on, Billy.

348
00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:53,396
#

349
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,236
#

350
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,282
#

351
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,158
#

352
00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:30,199
There he is.

353
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,567
Nickrophiliac!
Hey.

354
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:33,936
How you been?

355
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,772
Good. Just working away.
Yeah.

356
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,006
Yeah. I see that.
Yeah.

357
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:38,207
Don't slag off
on the corners.

358
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,609
Okay.

359
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,277
The corners are so important.
All right.

360
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,346
'Cause we got people tracking
shit in here all the time.

361
00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:44,647
Okay.

362
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:47,517
And I mean, like,
literally dog shit.

363
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,818
Jesus.

364
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,153
Huh?
Wow, I should've worn some gloves.

365
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,888
I said I should've worn
some gloves.

366
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,156
Gloves aren't
gonna help you.

367
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,124
You don't want
protector duty?

368
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,826
'Cause I got another
place I can put you:

369
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:58,728
out on the curb,
twirling the big arrow.

370
00:14:58,730 --> 00:14:59,796
Does that sound good?

371
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,130
Hot sun beating
down on you?

372
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:02,832
I've lost three of those
guys to skin cancer.

373
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,567
We call that curb
"the widow maker. "

374
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,569
I don't want to go out to the widow maker.
Okay?

375
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,238
How do you think you'd fare out
there with that alabaster skin?

376
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,374
Well, II don't know.
I'll tell you.

377
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:12,642
You'd be dead in a year.

378
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,110
It felt like you,..

379
00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:15,711
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

380
00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:16,746
Jeggings.
What?

381
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,514
Jeggings, 5:00.
Where?

382
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:21,184
Right there.

383
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,252
I'd like to play around
in that rumpus room.

384
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:24,854
You know what I mean?
Yeah.

385
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,255
Have you done the back door yet?

386
00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:27,857
Do what?
Back door.

387
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,225
Backdoor action.

388
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:30,960
"Knockknock. " Back door.

389
00:15:30,962 --> 00:15:32,461
No.
"It's me. "

390
00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:33,262
No.

391
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:35,264
"With my penis. "
No.

392
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:36,799
A life changer.

393
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,434
It is a life changer!

394
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:41,337
You VIP your way
into that back alley,

395
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:43,406
you don't even think about
the main entrance anymore.

396
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:46,142
You know what I mean by
"the main entrance"?

397
00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:49,278
We're talking dick
into the vagina.

398
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,614
Kevin, this is
an awkward conversation.

399
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,682
Why?

400
00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:54,884
Because you're going out
with my sister!

401
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:58,087
Oh, yeah. Well, don'tdon't
think we didn't go through

402
00:15:58,089 --> 00:15:59,455
a period of adjustment.

403
00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:00,690
Adjustment?

404
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:02,024
Can you gentlemen help me?

405
00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:04,126
Yes, ma'am. Nick is
one of our best.

406
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,561
In fact, his
entire family

407
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:07,730
knows their way
around a mattress.

408
00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:11,234
Get it.
What are,..?

409
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,769
Get it done.
My question is about

410
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,571
memory foam versus standard.

411
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,773
Specifically as it relates
to lumbar support.

412
00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:19,675
What?

413
00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:21,110
Lumbar support.
I'm Okay, I'm sorry.

414
00:16:21,112 --> 00:16:22,845
Hi, great choice in mattress.
Yeah.

415
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:25,314
Why don't you go ahead
and, uh, lie down there.

416
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:26,949
Let's try to work our way
through this conundrum,

417
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:29,452
uh, because what I think you're asking is,..
Oh, man.

418
00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:31,888
Uh, Billy, I'm with a customer, thank you.
Sure.

419
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,890
Pardon me, ma'am, yeah,
just maybe start off on this.

420
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,092
Yeah. Just lay it down.
Yeah, come here for a second.

421
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,827
Hey, what
are you doing here?

422
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:39,328
Listen, I got it.

423
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,630
I've seen the future,
and it's beautiful for us.

424
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,331
Okay, I don't know
what you got,

425
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,433
but I got a job here,
and I don't want to lose it.

426
00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:45,601
Now, can we talk
about this later?

427
00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:47,069
No, we can't talk
about it later.

428
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:48,571
The future doesn't know later.

429
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:49,505
What are you,..?

430
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,073
All the future is,
is later.

431
00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:52,675
That's literally
what the future is.

432
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:53,509
It's later.

433
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:54,844
What are you talking about?

434
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,212
Google.

435
00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:58,114
Google?
Yeah.

436
00:16:58,116 --> 00:16:59,348
The place is amazing.

437
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,284
They got nap pods,
they got massage rooms,

438
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,351
they got a volleyball court.

439
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:03,819
They got the whole nine.

440
00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:06,188
It's ranked as the greatest
place to work at in America.

441
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,723
Yeah, I know.
It's a technology company

442
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:09,492
a field we know
jack squat about.

443
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,127
Lookit, Google needs us.

444
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:12,728
And Google wants us.

445
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:13,829
They do?

446
00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,364
You sweet son of a bitch.

447
00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,066
You got us a job at Google?

448
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,334
Well, it's not actually a job.

449
00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:19,769
What do you mean,
not an actual job?

450
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,837
Well, it's an interview
for an internship that has

451
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,507
a betterthannot chance
of materializing into a job.

452
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:27,276
Billy, now you're
making me very angry.

453
00:17:27,278 --> 00:17:30,179
You want me to leave my job
to go for an interview,

454
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:32,481
not for a job
but for an internship

455
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:34,183
that may or may not
lead to a job?

456
00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:37,153
Nick, aren't you tired of asking
for just enough to get by?

457
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:38,287
Yes.

458
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:41,023
I want to do something
that matters.

459
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:44,193
I want to have a life that I'm
excited about and that's great.

460
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:46,529
Nick, I want us
to go to California.

461
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,998
And I want us to get
these jobs at Google.

462
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,067
I'm going to speak
to a manager.

463
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,536
Terrific. I think he's right
over there in the corner.

464
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,805
Let's roll it on over
onto the stomach.

465
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,606
He'll be very helpful.
Okay, what we're gonna do here

466
00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,675
is get a little support
for the hips.

467
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:01,610
So here comes,.. Imagine a
pillow, right like there, okay?

468
00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:02,845
Oh. Uhhuh.

469
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:04,280
And what we're gonna do
is separate the feet,

470
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:06,282
create a little heat dispersion.

471
00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:07,683
Excuse me!
Now, so we have,..

472
00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:10,720
Is there something
I can help you with, ma'am?!

473
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:12,621
What?!

474
00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:14,290
I'm trying to buy a mattress.

475
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,691
Unbelievable!

476
00:18:15,693 --> 00:18:17,660
Listen, our interview
is in one hour.

477
00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:20,129
Now, Nick, this might be
the last chance that we got.

478
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:23,599
How's it going, Gossip Girls?
CW just called; you're canceled.

479
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:24,500
Excuse me?

480
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:25,868
Look, I know you're peddling him

481
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:28,437
a bunch of crap,
just like the crap merchandise

482
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:29,538
you two used to shill.

483
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,474
So, listen up, Marfan Syndrome.

484
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:33,075
Excuse me?
Marfansism.

485
00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,210
Big man's disease.

486
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:35,378
The Giant Killer.

487
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,146
You.
Me and you are the same height.

488
00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:39,448
We're not the same height.
We're not the same height.

489
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,250
I'm handsome tall.

490
00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:43,786
You're the type of tall where
you walk through the airport,

491
00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:46,055
people stop what they're eating
and look at you.

492
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,590
You're like a freak.

493
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:49,325
Now, Nick,
you have a customer waiting.

494
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:52,628
Nick,.. we have
our future waiting.

495
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:53,996
Nick, you know what that says?

496
00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:55,631
No, I don't read Sanskrit.

497
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,067
"Make reasonable choices. "

498
00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:01,270
That's an odd thing
to get tattooed on your neck.

499
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:04,607
Just get back to work!

500
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,776
God! I'm sorry
you had to see that, ma'am.

501
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,677
Now, let's get
back to you

502
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,012
and talk pelvic
ventilation.

503
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,013
Kevin!

504
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,982
What?

505
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,250
You know, you've been saying

506
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:15,851
some insulting things
to me all day.

507
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,053
What are you doing?

508
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,487
I'm taking the shirt off.

509
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:19,555
Because I don't know

510
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:20,856
what happens
to a dream deferred.

511
00:19:20,858 --> 00:19:23,959
Does it dry up like
a raisin in the sun?

512
00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:25,961
Or does it explode?

513
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,897
I don't want to find out.

514
00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:31,534
You just made the worst mistake
of your life, my friend.

515
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:33,602
Hey, heyheyheyhey,
yeah, hey!

516
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,771
You take the shirt off,
it doesn't go back on, okay?

517
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,873
There's not a
second chance!

518
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,444
See you in hell!

519
00:19:43,213 --> 00:19:44,547
So we're meeting our
interviewer in here?

520
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:46,148
No, not in here.
We're meeting him in here.

521
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,283
It's a Hangout.

522
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:48,717
This is how people
do it now, Nicky

523
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:50,419
they have their interviews on the Internet.
Oh.

524
00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:51,720
I like it.

525
00:19:51,722 --> 00:19:54,390
Now, it says here
that the internship

526
00:19:54,392 --> 00:19:56,292
is only for college
students, so,..

527
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,927
Guess who's way ahead of you.

528
00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,729
That's why I enrolled us
at the University of Phoenix.

529
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,398
That proud online institution.

530
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,632
Go, Fighting Phoenixes.

531
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:04,667
Nice.

532
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,936
Wait, you put my major
down as physics?

533
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:08,571
Whywhy would you put
my major down as,..

534
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:09,605
I don't know shit
about physics.

535
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,140
Look,..
Physics scares me.

536
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,442
These guys paint the corner
of the plate with their pitches.

537
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:15,277
They're not gonna come
straight down the middle

538
00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,179
and ask you about physics;
it's too obvious.

539
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:18,447
I took it off the table.

540
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:19,882
Good. Hide in plain sight.

541
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,517
Yes.

542
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,686
But you put you down for
sales? As your major?

543
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:24,787
Well, 'cause I'm a talker.

544
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:26,422
I figure I should
probably dazzle.

545
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:27,990
I want you to you know,
I've thought about this.

546
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,825
I just figure, like, hide
your vacancy and let me dazzle.

547
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,093
Okay, dazzle.
Are you done yet?

548
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:32,461
There's a 15minute limit.

549
00:20:32,463 --> 00:20:33,963
I'm sorry, you know what?

550
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,598
The big boys are gonna need
the computer a little longer,

551
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,966
but maybe we can make this
a winwin for you.

552
00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:38,267
Get yourself a soda pop.

553
00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:39,502
Give her some money, yeah.
Here you go.

554
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,103
Yeah, just go put
some sugar in your body.

555
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,505
Enjoy it.
What a cute kid.

556
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,173
I'm no child, but, Billy,..
Okay, here they are.

557
00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:45,808
Now, when I hit this, they'll be
able to see us, so come on in,

558
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,376
get in there close so we
can be seen on the Webcam.

559
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:48,844
See how small the Webcam is?
They can see us,..

560
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,779
No, get cheek to cheek.
Nick, come here, cheek to cheek.

561
00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:52,515
Okay, but don't crowd me.
You're crowding me right now.

562
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,250
Nick, get cheek to cheek.
Will you get your cheek,..

563
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,318
Buddy, they can't see us.
I understand that. Here we go.

564
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,120
Go cheek to cheek. Just go like I tell you.
Okay. Don't yell in my,..

565
00:20:58,122 --> 00:20:59,488
Put your fucking cheek next to mine.
Yes, yes, I get it.

566
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:00,656
We can see you guys.

567
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,191
Okay, great!
Good! You got us?

568
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:03,459
Hi! My name is Billy!

569
00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:05,327
Uh, we can hear you
fine as well.

570
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:06,362
Oh, great. Um,..
Good.

571
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:07,363
Billy McMahon.

572
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:08,397
Nick Campbell.

573
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:10,032
I'm Benjamin.
Allison.

574
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,233
We're thirsty, too.

575
00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:12,468
Okay, slow it down
there, camper.

576
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:13,469
I'm not an ATM.

577
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:14,637
I got a job interview here.

578
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,005
Thank you.
We'll be back.

579
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,073
Okay, easy.
Are you in a library?

580
00:21:18,075 --> 00:21:19,675
You know, we're in a program here called,..
We are.

581
00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:20,776
There's some beautiful
little kids here.

582
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:22,244
Yeah, kids.
Helping kids program

583
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:24,079
one of the things we're
involved in where we take

584
00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:26,615
suburban kids and we teach them
what it's like to be homeless.

585
00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:28,384
Oh, what's it called?
Oh, it'sit's called, uh,..

586
00:21:28,386 --> 00:21:30,119
Attitude Adjustment.
Attitude Adjustment.

587
00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:31,887
And that's where we are today.
We're helping the kids.

588
00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:33,589
Andand to be honest with you,
we did the interview here

589
00:21:33,591 --> 00:21:34,990
because we wanted
to help out,

590
00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,992
and also we don't have Webcams
for our computer.

591
00:21:36,994 --> 00:21:38,727
If you don't have
a Webcam on your computer,

592
00:21:38,729 --> 00:21:40,763
what type of computer do you
use for your coding ability?

593
00:21:40,765 --> 00:21:43,098
Coding ability?
Uh, yeah.

594
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,301
Uh, under computer skills,
you put "Cplusplus. "

595
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:46,602
That's actually a Cplus.

596
00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:48,037
What's that?
Well, the second plus is

597
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:50,306
to reflect my attitude
of how I felt about the Cplus.

598
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,440
But it's a Cplus.

599
00:21:51,442 --> 00:21:52,441
It was a typing class.

600
00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:53,676
You know, same principle,

601
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:55,344
just not the engine
inside the baby there.

602
00:21:55,346 --> 00:21:56,612
But it was more like
"quick brown fox. "

603
00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:57,613
You know, put your hands
in the basin,

604
00:21:57,615 --> 00:21:58,781
and crushing it like that.

605
00:21:58,783 --> 00:22:00,649
But that hhelped me out
a lot when I,

606
00:22:00,651 --> 00:22:02,151
as I started my journey
into computers

607
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:04,086
because I already knew
where to put my hands, clearly.

608
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:06,922
Okay, if we could focus on
this now you are currently

609
00:22:06,924 --> 00:22:08,958
enrolled at the University
of Phoenix online?

610
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,492
Indeed, yes, we are.
Damn right we are.

611
00:22:10,494 --> 00:22:11,760
Damn right we are.
It's, uh, the oldest

612
00:22:11,762 --> 00:22:13,429
institution of its
kind, and as such,

613
00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:16,899
many people refer to it as the
Harvard of Internet colleges.

614
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,100
Oh! I hadn't
heard that actually.

615
00:22:18,102 --> 00:22:19,368
I,.. No.

616
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:20,736
Thatthat has not
made it out here,

617
00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:21,737
that reputation.
Well, we're Phoenix proud.

618
00:22:21,739 --> 00:22:22,738
We're Phoenix proud.

619
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,006
Well, that's fine.

620
00:22:24,008 --> 00:22:25,708
Um, we're gonna ask you
a few questions

621
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,576
that some of our candidates
find a little bit odd.

622
00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:28,577
Let's get weird!

623
00:22:28,579 --> 00:22:30,179
No judgment. Shoot.

624
00:22:30,181 --> 00:22:32,381
You're shrunken down
to the size of nickels

625
00:22:32,383 --> 00:22:34,149
and dropped to the
bottom of a blender.

626
00:22:34,151 --> 00:22:35,417
What do you do?

627
00:22:35,419 --> 00:22:37,453
I Is there anything
else in the blender?

628
00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:38,687
Uh, I don't know.

629
00:22:38,689 --> 00:22:39,755
Well, that's gonna
make a difference.

630
00:22:39,757 --> 00:22:40,889
Are there ice cubes
to climb on?

631
00:22:40,891 --> 00:22:42,224
Are we working with
a daiquiri here?

632
00:22:42,226 --> 00:22:43,726
Are we throwing
a little rum in?

633
00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:45,261
Are we making a smoothie?
It's been a long week.

634
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:47,229
Maybe we want to let these
little guys live a little.

635
00:22:47,231 --> 00:22:48,897
Okay, for the sake of the
argument, let's say it's empty.

636
00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:50,099
Sure.
Well, in that case, it's easy, then.

637
00:22:50,101 --> 00:22:51,233
Why?
I'm sorry?

638
00:22:51,235 --> 00:22:52,668
If we're shrunk down
to the size

639
00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:53,802
of a nickel and there's
no liquid in the blender,

640
00:22:53,804 --> 00:22:55,070
we go ahead
and put it on our backs.

641
00:22:55,072 --> 00:22:56,839
So you take her flat
on your back like this.

642
00:22:56,841 --> 00:22:58,807
Right, right, right. You just
lay back, enjoy that breeze.

643
00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:00,009
Lay stiff as a board, light as a feather.
Pretend it's a fan.

644
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,377
Okay, once is,..
And let those blades

645
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:02,444
just whip all around
you like this.

646
00:23:04,415 --> 00:23:06,115
It's like getting an MRI.
Dazzle, dazzle.

647
00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:07,483
Once this blender's on,
it's on forever.

648
00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:08,684
It's on. Forever.

649
00:23:08,686 --> 00:23:10,252
Respectfully,
I got to disagree.

650
00:23:10,254 --> 00:23:12,855
We sold blenders, and even
the best model in the world

651
00:23:12,857 --> 00:23:14,423
is only gonna run nonstop
for, what, Billy?

652
00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:15,557
Even the Germans,
the Germans could never,..

653
00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:17,326
Yeah. Even the
German model.

654
00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:19,261
Even one of those Braun ones,
they're only gonna run nonstop

655
00:23:19,263 --> 00:23:21,463
maybe ten or 11 hours.
So we're getting out,

656
00:23:21,465 --> 00:23:23,098
and when we do,
we're better off for it,

657
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,533
because whatever doesn't
kill you makes you stronger.

658
00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:25,801
But let's just go ahead

659
00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:27,403
and bigpicture this
for a second, if I can.

660
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,071
Just like the
founders of Google.

661
00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:30,239
Bigpicture Googling.

662
00:23:30,241 --> 00:23:32,875
It's not so much
getting out of the blender;

663
00:23:32,877 --> 00:23:34,543
it's what happens next.

664
00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:36,111
That's the question.

665
00:23:36,113 --> 00:23:38,647
You've got two nickelsized
men free in the world.

666
00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:40,149
Think of the possibilities.
I mean, II

667
00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:41,950
off the top of my head,
and I'm just spitballing here.

668
00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:43,719
My head's swimming.
Sunglass repair?

669
00:23:43,721 --> 00:23:45,354
Yeah, yeah,..
We'd be hell on those little screws.

670
00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,523
Or maybe you stick us in
those submarines that they put

671
00:23:47,525 --> 00:23:48,991
in people's bodies
to fight diseases.

672
00:23:48,993 --> 00:23:50,759
That's cuttingedge
right there.

673
00:23:50,761 --> 00:23:52,294
Okay, you That'sthat's
not a real thing,

674
00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:53,295
the submarines.
No.

675
00:23:53,297 --> 00:23:54,463
Wait a minute.

676
00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:55,631
I thought we were
stuck in a blender.

677
00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:56,799
Now we're saving lives?
What?!

678
00:23:56,801 --> 00:23:58,334
Uh, what?
What?

679
00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,568
What?!
What?!  What?

680
00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:00,803
Let me just recap this
for you real quick.

681
00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:01,804
We started off in a blend,..
Yeah.

682
00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:03,005
Now we're saving lives!

683
00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:04,073
What?!
What?!

684
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:05,908
What? What?
What?  Wait a minute!

685
00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:07,710
We were stuck in a blender,..
What a journey!

686
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:08,944
,..and now we saving lives?!

687
00:24:08,946 --> 00:24:10,346
What?!
You guys led us to this.

688
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:11,647
Thank you.

689
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,148
I think we've gotten
a little far afield.

690
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,650
Just a little off topic.

691
00:24:14,652 --> 00:24:16,785
Ally, I'll get inside you
and I'll fight for you.

692
00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:18,187
Uh, thank you.
I I appreciate that, but,..

693
00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:19,555
Which one of you,..
which one of you is physics?

694
00:24:19,557 --> 00:24:21,123
Mr. Campbell?

695
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,593
You could maybe expound
on this from a physics aspect.

696
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:25,728
Physics.

697
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,029
Here, here,..

698
00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:30,032
Listen, the
I I could bend your ear

699
00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:32,601
about physics and various
physical phenomenon,

700
00:24:32,603 --> 00:24:35,070
but the truth is,
we were in a blender.

701
00:24:35,072 --> 00:24:38,173
We lost our jobs,
we'd given up.

702
00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:40,376
So I think we already
answered the question

703
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:41,677
when we took
this interview.

704
00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:44,313
We got ourselves out,
and here we are.

705
00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:47,049
If you guys really want to know
what happens when you take

706
00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:50,552
two guys out of a blender
I'm sorry, Allison, is it?

707
00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,221
Yes.

708
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,589
Then give us a shot.

709
00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:56,024
And I think you'd be
happy that you did.

710
00:24:57,861 --> 00:24:59,795
So, who is our next applicant?

711
00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:02,564
Ah, our two daiquiri men.

712
00:25:02,566 --> 00:25:04,967
So, what are we
thinking,.. Dana?

713
00:25:04,969 --> 00:25:07,269
You're kidding, right?

714
00:25:07,271 --> 00:25:08,470
No.

715
00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:09,772
Eleanor?

716
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:12,207
Mmm, they seem like
really nice guys,

717
00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:14,243
but II don't think
so.  Okay. Moving on.

718
00:25:14,245 --> 00:25:15,244
Oh, can I say something?

719
00:25:15,246 --> 00:25:16,578
You can. You will.

720
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,147
We will resent you
for wasting our time,

721
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:19,748
but please don't let that
stop you.

722
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,217
It's just, diversity is
in our DNA, right?

723
00:25:22,219 --> 00:25:23,752
I thought the goal here

724
00:25:23,754 --> 00:25:26,121
was to find people with a
different way of thinking.

725
00:25:26,123 --> 00:25:27,756
There's plenty of people with
a different way of thinking.

726
00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:29,057
It doesn't mean
that we have to hire them.

727
00:25:29,059 --> 00:25:31,126
Very good point, Dana.
Moving on.

728
00:25:31,128 --> 00:25:32,694
I'm sorry, but you read
their résumés, right?

729
00:25:32,696 --> 00:25:34,763
They have more years

730
00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:36,131
of sales and life experience

731
00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,167
than the age
of most of our interns.

732
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:39,868
Not to mention,
our final judgment

733
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:41,904
is always based on
the Layover Test, right?

734
00:25:41,906 --> 00:25:43,338
Who would you rather
be stuck next to

735
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:45,808
at an airport bar
for a sixhour delay?

736
00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,709
The ten millionth kid
who knows that if you shrink,

737
00:25:47,711 --> 00:25:48,877
your strengthtoweight ratio

738
00:25:48,879 --> 00:25:51,613
allows you to jump
way higher? Duh.

739
00:25:51,615 --> 00:25:53,115
Or the outofthebox thinkers

740
00:25:53,117 --> 00:25:55,150
who turned being
stuck in a blender

741
00:25:55,152 --> 00:25:57,119
into an advantage?

742
00:25:59,722 --> 00:26:01,757
#Tell me how you feel

743
00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:03,125
#What's your fantasy, oh?

744
00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:05,928
#I see us on a beach
down in Mexico #

745
00:26:05,930 --> 00:26:08,797
#You can put your feet up,
be my señorita #

746
00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:11,633
#We ain't got to rush,
just take it slow #

747
00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:14,169
#You'll be in the high life,
soaking up the sunlight #

748
00:26:14,171 --> 00:26:17,105
#Anything you want,
it's yours #

749
00:26:17,107 --> 00:26:20,142
#I'll have you living life
like you should #

750
00:26:20,144 --> 00:26:22,845
#You say you never
had it so good,.. #

751
00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,347
So it begins.

752
00:26:25,349 --> 00:26:26,482
Here we go.

753
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,583
Place is incredible.

754
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:28,884
Where do we check in?

755
00:26:28,886 --> 00:26:30,285
Let's ask somebody here.

756
00:26:30,287 --> 00:26:31,787
Oh, excuse me!

757
00:26:31,789 --> 00:26:33,489
I'm sorry, excuse me, do you,..

758
00:26:36,459 --> 00:26:39,461
Billy?

759
00:26:39,463 --> 00:26:41,830
It's scary because it's new.

760
00:26:41,832 --> 00:26:43,131
Let's go check in.

761
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:45,467
Head towards those
big, big letters there.

762
00:26:45,469 --> 00:26:46,935
What's up, family?

763
00:26:46,937 --> 00:26:49,271
#Girl, tell me how you feel

764
00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:50,873
#What's your fantasy, oh?

765
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:53,342
#I see us on a beach
down in Mexico #

766
00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:57,212
#You can put your feet up,
be my señorita #

767
00:26:57,214 --> 00:26:59,414
#We ain't got to rush,
just take it slow #

768
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:02,017
#You'll be in the high life,
soaking up the sunlight #

769
00:27:02,019 --> 00:27:03,986
#Anything you want,
it's yours #

770
00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:05,754
#I'll have you living life

771
00:27:05,756 --> 00:27:07,055
What's your last name?
#Like you should

772
00:27:07,057 --> 00:27:10,792
#You say you never
had it so good #

773
00:27:10,794 --> 00:27:13,028
#Na nana nana nana #

774
00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:15,998
#Na na na #
#You never had it so good

775
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,166
#Na nana nana nana #

776
00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:22,237
#Na nana na #
#You never had it so good,..

777
00:27:22,239 --> 00:27:24,540
Picture the greatest
amusement park

778
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,174
you've ever been to as a kid.

779
00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:28,677
Now imagine a place
nothing like it

780
00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:31,013
and a million times better.

781
00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:33,081
That's where we are.

782
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,616
I'm gonna grab us a coffee.

783
00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:35,717
You check us in.

784
00:27:35,719 --> 00:27:37,586
Yeah.

785
00:27:42,692 --> 00:27:43,959
Morning.

786
00:27:43,961 --> 00:27:45,727
Hi.
What's the damage here?

787
00:27:45,729 --> 00:27:48,730
Nothing.

788
00:27:48,732 --> 00:27:49,998
For the for these?

789
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,967
Free.
These are complimentary?

790
00:27:51,969 --> 00:27:53,302
Complimentary. Free.

791
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:54,736
Whatever you want.

792
00:27:54,738 --> 00:27:56,104
What you're just saying
is if I

793
00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:57,472
whatever I walk away
with here,..

794
00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:58,473
It's free.

795
00:27:58,475 --> 00:27:59,675
,..doesn't yeah.

796
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,243
You can have bananas.

797
00:28:01,245 --> 00:28:03,245
I probably should, only because
it's a great way to st

798
00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:04,813
This is the most important
meal of the day.

799
00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:06,214
Take two. They're free.

800
00:28:06,216 --> 00:28:07,983
No, I know, but for my day, I need it.
Yeah.

801
00:28:07,985 --> 00:28:09,818
What about these
the bagels and all that?

802
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,019
Yeah, it's free.
Anything you want.

803
00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:12,254
If you're insisting,
twist my arm.

804
00:28:12,256 --> 00:28:13,589
I'll have a couple of them.
Sure.

805
00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:14,790
Like fourfour of them.
Four?

806
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:15,958
Well, just whatever it is.
Yeah.

807
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,426
What about five of them?
Free, too.

808
00:28:17,428 --> 00:28:19,328
Well, why don't you go ahead
and make it seven, then?

809
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,963
If you want to whip up
some of the other drinks.

810
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:22,431
Do you have a togo cup,
like, a Guzzler?  Sure.

811
00:28:22,433 --> 00:28:23,966
Do you have, like,
a Rednek Guzzler with a straw?

812
00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:25,367
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Yes?

813
00:28:25,369 --> 00:28:28,503
Do you know what, uh,
launch this was from?

814
00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:30,172
Sorry. Uh, I have a meeting.

815
00:28:30,174 --> 00:28:31,640
Oh, no, no,
I don't want to hold you.

816
00:28:31,642 --> 00:28:32,908
I was just,..

817
00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:34,910
I I was just curious.

818
00:28:34,912 --> 00:28:36,979
Was this thing
actually in space?

819
00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:39,915
If only there were
some Web page you could go to.

820
00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:41,149
Right?
Where you could just

821
00:28:41,151 --> 00:28:43,652
type things in
and search for answers.

822
00:28:43,654 --> 00:28:45,988
Ah. Yes, that
would be nice.

823
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,490
Nick Campbell.

824
00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:49,858
Uh, oops. Intern.

825
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:52,761
Dana Simms. Late.

826
00:28:52,763 --> 00:28:53,762
Yep, and I'm late, too.

827
00:28:53,764 --> 00:28:54,896
I got to rush off.

828
00:28:54,898 --> 00:28:56,431
And it's SpaceShipOne.

829
00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:58,567
First private
manned spaceflight.

830
00:28:58,569 --> 00:29:00,569
Winner of the X Prize.

831
00:29:08,611 --> 00:29:10,045
Oh, my God,
are those your dads?

832
00:29:10,047 --> 00:29:12,614
Seriously, samesex partners
make excellent parents.

833
00:29:12,616 --> 00:29:14,416
I so wish my parents were gay.

834
00:29:14,418 --> 00:29:15,851
When did 20 start
to look like 12?

835
00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,285
Oh, man.

836
00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:18,887
Yes, of course
I'll work my hardest.

837
00:29:18,889 --> 00:29:20,422
Mom, how can I work
harder than my hardest?

838
00:29:20,424 --> 00:29:22,090
That's physically
impossible,..

839
00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:23,892
Okay, okay, II will.

840
00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:26,361
Yes, I love you,.. Mom.

841
00:29:26,363 --> 00:29:27,763
Billy McMahon, Billy McMahon.
Nice to meet you.

842
00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:29,131
How are you?

843
00:29:29,133 --> 00:29:30,565
Oh, I'm gonna grab
some food over here.

844
00:29:30,567 --> 00:29:31,967
You okay?
Get something. I'm good.

845
00:29:31,969 --> 00:29:33,535
You all right if I leave you?
Yeah.

846
00:29:35,538 --> 00:29:37,339
This stuff looks good, huh?

847
00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:38,707
Little pickmeup.
Excuse me. Sir.

848
00:29:38,709 --> 00:29:40,208
Graham Hawtrey.
Oh.

849
00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:41,710
Billy McMahon.
I'm so thrilled to be here.

850
00:29:41,712 --> 00:29:42,778
Oh, me, too.

851
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,413
Feels kind of like
the first day

852
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,314
of spring training
for Little League here.

853
00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:50,952
I got to tell you, I feel like
I got a few more clicks

854
00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:52,487
on the old odometer
than most of you kids here.

855
00:29:52,489 --> 00:29:54,122
Well, honestly,
that's why I came over here.

856
00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:55,590
I said to myself,
"Graham, there's a man

857
00:29:55,592 --> 00:29:56,758
"with some life experience.

858
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,060
Probably teach you
a thing or two. "

859
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,528
Oh, you got to meet
my friend, Nicky.

860
00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:00,328
You'll love him. Nicky!

861
00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:01,663
Nickelodeon!
Come over here!

862
00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:02,664
Come over.

863
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:04,132
Come meet this guy, Graham.

864
00:30:04,134 --> 00:30:05,233
He's in the internship
program with me and you.

865
00:30:05,235 --> 00:30:06,234
Hey. How you doing?
Good.

866
00:30:06,236 --> 00:30:07,936
You're interns?
Yes.

867
00:30:07,938 --> 00:30:09,738
Shut up!
Deal with it.

868
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,606
Shut the fuck up.
Deal with it.

869
00:30:11,608 --> 00:30:12,908
But you're so old, though.

870
00:30:12,910 --> 00:30:14,376
Whoa. Excuse me?

871
00:30:14,378 --> 00:30:16,445
Oh, my God, I feel terrible!
I feel so stupid.

872
00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,146
No, don't be. We're excited.
No, it's fine.

873
00:30:18,148 --> 00:30:20,115
No, I feel terrible. I feel terrible.
No. For what?

874
00:30:20,117 --> 00:30:22,017
I just, you know, um,..
I thought you were important.

875
00:30:22,019 --> 00:30:23,418
Oh, shit.

876
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,454
I've got to find some people
who actually matter,

877
00:30:25,456 --> 00:30:26,722
but good luck!

878
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:29,157
WhWhy did you bring me over
to introduce me to this guy?

879
00:30:29,159 --> 00:30:30,625
It's like he was
your best friend.

880
00:30:30,627 --> 00:30:32,027
You introduced me
to Hitler.

881
00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:34,162
Well, he seemed like
he was sweet at first.

882
00:30:34,164 --> 00:30:35,697
My name is Roger Chetty.

883
00:30:35,699 --> 00:30:38,567
And I am head
of the Google Intern Program.

884
00:30:38,569 --> 00:30:41,169
Welcome to Google.

885
00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:43,739
This will not be
your average internship.

886
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,540
Oh, no.

887
00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,409
You will do what we do.

888
00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:50,579
And we will watch
how well you do it.

889
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:53,281
Now, you represent
the finest schools.

890
00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:56,184
Your intelligence,
your achievement is well noted,

891
00:30:56,186 --> 00:30:58,053
but to excel at this internship,

892
00:30:58,055 --> 00:31:00,922
you're going to need
far more than brainpower.

893
00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:04,659
What you're going to need
is Googliness.

894
00:31:06,396 --> 00:31:07,529
Nothing funny.

895
00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:08,764
Googliness.

896
00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:13,702
The intangible stuff
that made a search engine

897
00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:15,871
into an engine for change.

898
00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:19,307
Now, you will be
divided into teams,

899
00:31:19,309 --> 00:31:20,876
and by the end of the summer,

900
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:24,946
only one team will be guaranteed
a fulltime position.

901
00:31:24,948 --> 00:31:30,252
The other 95% of you will not.

902
00:31:30,254 --> 00:31:32,120
Now, you've been split up
into several seminars

903
00:31:32,122 --> 00:31:35,257
to acquaint you
with our campus and culture.

904
00:31:35,259 --> 00:31:37,626
Seminar descriptions have been
e mailed to each of you.

905
00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:41,096
I would wish you luck,
but it's not luck that you need.

906
00:31:41,098 --> 00:31:43,265
Get to work!

907
00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:44,599
Well, this ain't
gonna be about

908
00:31:44,601 --> 00:31:46,601
getting coffee
and running errands for people.

909
00:31:46,603 --> 00:31:47,836
No, no.

910
00:31:47,838 --> 00:31:49,704
We're looking at some sort
of mental Hunger Games

911
00:31:49,706 --> 00:31:52,207
against a bunch of genius kids
for just a handful of jobs.

912
00:31:52,209 --> 00:31:53,375
That's why we got
to nail this thing.

913
00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:54,576
This is our
opening statement.

914
00:31:54,578 --> 00:31:55,644
If it please the court.

915
00:31:55,646 --> 00:31:57,279
Oh, it pleases
the court, counselor.

916
00:31:57,281 --> 00:31:58,647
Okay, Workplace Seminar.

917
00:31:58,649 --> 00:31:59,781
Still a few seats left.

918
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:01,950
First impression time, baby.

919
00:32:01,952 --> 00:32:03,118
Bingo!

920
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,052
Okay, we can do
good in this.

921
00:32:04,054 --> 00:32:05,387
We have to do,..
Shazam!

922
00:32:05,389 --> 00:32:07,088
So close yet so far, boys.

923
00:32:07,090 --> 00:32:08,857
Whoa! Graham, Graham,
we were here first.

924
00:32:08,859 --> 00:32:09,858
You know what?

925
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,059
You're right.

926
00:32:11,061 --> 00:32:12,127
You guys could use
the advantage.

927
00:32:12,129 --> 00:32:13,228
Go ahead.

928
00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:14,663
What's that
supposed to mean?

929
00:32:14,665 --> 00:32:17,165
It means that in a world
of excellence,

930
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:20,001
old and unexceptional
qualifies as diversity.

931
00:32:20,003 --> 00:32:21,603
So you know what?
Go ahead.

932
00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:22,604
What's that saying?

933
00:32:22,606 --> 00:32:24,606
"Age before beauty"?

934
00:32:24,608 --> 00:32:26,408
Thank you.

935
00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:28,410
You're welcome, William.

936
00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:30,145
You know, there's always
some joker

937
00:32:30,147 --> 00:32:32,247
who likes to play fuckaround.

938
00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:34,549
I guess that's
gonna be you, Graham.

939
00:32:34,551 --> 00:32:36,952
All right, at least we know.
Game on.

940
00:32:36,954 --> 00:32:38,720
Good luck, boys.

941
00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:41,223
Now, I recognize that Google
is not a conventional workplace.

942
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:44,292
Having said that,
we have rules.

943
00:32:44,294 --> 00:32:47,028
I'm going to ask you
a series of questions.

944
00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:48,430
You are going to raise
the green paddle

945
00:32:48,432 --> 00:32:51,199
to indicate "yes"
and the red paddle

946
00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:54,035
to indicate "no. "

947
00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:55,837
So, let's begin.

948
00:32:55,839 --> 00:32:58,506
"Having a beer
with your boss. "

949
00:33:00,343 --> 00:33:03,445
Some of you are under 21.

950
00:33:03,447 --> 00:33:05,013
Some of us
aren't under 21, so,..

951
00:33:05,015 --> 00:33:06,414
if you want to grab
a cold one with me,

952
00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:07,782
I'm happy to do that with you.

953
00:33:07,784 --> 00:33:10,185
I will not be grabbing
a cold one with you.

954
00:33:10,187 --> 00:33:11,319
You get high?

955
00:33:11,321 --> 00:33:12,954
I don't get high.
Okay.

956
00:33:12,956 --> 00:33:14,556
I'm not judging;
I'm just saying,

957
00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:15,357
people do it.

958
00:33:15,359 --> 00:33:16,691
That being said,
if you want

959
00:33:16,693 --> 00:33:18,593
something cold to drink,
we'll hook you up.

960
00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:19,661
I'm okay.

961
00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:21,263
Thank you; just
stop talking to me.

962
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,598
I'm your Bill Holden
in Stalag 17.

963
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,800
I don't even,.. I really
don't get that reference.

964
00:33:25,802 --> 00:33:28,870
Google it.
Got it.

965
00:33:28,872 --> 00:33:32,707
"Dating a fellow intern. "

966
00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:35,844
This is Google,
not Match. com.

967
00:33:35,846 --> 00:33:38,280
Chetty, excuse me.
What about a fulltime employee?

968
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,482
Say, management level,
but not a direct supervisor.

969
00:33:40,484 --> 00:33:45,186
Great eyes,
and a severity to her look

970
00:33:45,188 --> 00:33:48,356
that is surprisingly sexy.

971
00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:50,458
What's the policy
on that?

972
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,160
No? That's frowned upon also?

973
00:33:52,162 --> 00:33:53,295
So we'll say no to love?

974
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:54,396
We'll say no to love, yes.

975
00:33:54,398 --> 00:33:55,664
That's gonna be a no.
Now,

976
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,767
"taking food home
from the office. "

977
00:33:58,769 --> 00:33:59,801
Boom.

978
00:33:59,803 --> 00:34:01,069
Yes.

979
00:34:01,071 --> 00:34:02,103
Are you having
difficulty with this,

980
00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:03,538
Mr. McMahon?
I'm sorry.

981
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:04,673
Just to drill down on this,
what if it's,

982
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,274
like, a perishable?
Like, say there was

983
00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:07,709
a pudding or something
that was left out.

984
00:34:07,711 --> 00:34:09,544
You'd like to take home
a pudding, would you?

985
00:34:09,546 --> 00:34:11,212
I wouldn't mind taking home
a pudding; I don't,..

986
00:34:11,214 --> 00:34:12,714
I don't know who wouldn't.
Oh, yeah.

987
00:34:12,716 --> 00:34:14,549
But that being said,
I'm just saying if it's gonna

988
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,184
go bad, is that okay to
taketake it home?  Mmhmm.

989
00:34:16,186 --> 00:34:17,652
Mmhmm. Anything else
you'd like to take home?

990
00:34:17,654 --> 00:34:19,254
Only if there was, let's say,
salsa or chips.

991
00:34:19,256 --> 00:34:20,455
You know,
something that's not wrapped.

992
00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:21,823
Salsa, chips and pudding.

993
00:34:21,825 --> 00:34:22,624
Or sushi.

994
00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,159
Salsa, chips, pudding and sushi.

995
00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:25,527
Anything else?
Ice cream.

996
00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:27,529
Salsa, chips, pudding,
sushi and ice cream.

997
00:34:27,531 --> 00:34:29,397
Pizza.
Salsa, chips, pudding,

998
00:34:29,399 --> 00:34:30,699
sushi, ice cream and pizza.

999
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,067
I wouldn't take home
a frozen pizza,

1000
00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:33,201
but if there was a nice pie

1001
00:34:33,203 --> 00:34:34,536
that was out,..
Oh, boy.

1002
00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:38,373
I am truly impressed,
Mr. McMahon.

1003
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,809
Thank you.
At the both of you.

1004
00:34:40,811 --> 00:34:43,912
At how quickly you have
confirmed my doubts about you.

1005
00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:46,681
Now, let's try this

1006
00:34:46,683 --> 00:34:47,782
one more time.

1007
00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:53,855
"Taking food home
from the office. "

1008
00:34:54,857 --> 00:34:56,491
Very good.

1009
00:35:00,196 --> 00:35:02,831
Ladies and gentlemen,
that is all.

1010
00:35:11,173 --> 00:35:13,174
Well, I'm not
gonna dress it up.

1011
00:35:13,176 --> 00:35:15,176
Today didn't go well.

1012
00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:16,511
Yeah.

1013
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,713
It certainly wasn't
the first impression

1014
00:35:18,715 --> 00:35:20,015
we were looking for.

1015
00:35:22,051 --> 00:35:24,119
But here's the deal.

1016
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:26,421
Tomorrow is
the pick teams day, right?

1017
00:35:26,423 --> 00:35:28,790
Which makes it
all the more important

1018
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:31,059
for us to fall in
with a strong team.

1019
00:35:31,061 --> 00:35:32,794
If we can surround ourselves

1020
00:35:32,796 --> 00:35:34,496
with the right group
of these little geniuses,

1021
00:35:34,498 --> 00:35:37,065
we still got a shot here.

1022
00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:39,067
Nicky,

1023
00:35:39,069 --> 00:35:40,802
we can coattail this bitch.

1024
00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:43,438
You're right, and by the way,
there's no shame in that.

1025
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,873
No.
There's no shame

1026
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,242
in being the 12th man
at the end of the bench

1027
00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:48,543
who's never getting
in the game,

1028
00:35:48,545 --> 00:35:49,711
but he's got a lot
of enthusiasm.

1029
00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:51,413
Right.
He's waving the towel,

1030
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:52,714
he's doling out high fives
during timeouts.

1031
00:35:52,716 --> 00:35:53,815
Exactly.

1032
00:35:53,817 --> 00:35:55,617
Because I'll tell you
about that guy.

1033
00:35:55,619 --> 00:35:57,886
When the team wins
the championship,

1034
00:35:57,888 --> 00:35:59,354
he still gets a ring.

1035
00:35:59,356 --> 00:36:00,822
Damn right he does.

1036
00:36:00,824 --> 00:36:03,224
So we got to be
that awkward sevenfooter

1037
00:36:03,226 --> 00:36:04,225
from Lithuania.

1038
00:36:04,227 --> 00:36:05,493
I love your spirit.

1039
00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:07,128
Look, I love you like a brother,

1040
00:36:07,130 --> 00:36:08,630
but I can't have
those cold clams

1041
00:36:08,632 --> 00:36:10,665
brushing up against me
in the bed here at night.

1042
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:12,600
Keep me up all night.
Okay, suit yourself.

1043
00:36:12,602 --> 00:36:14,469
I'm gonna give you the bed;
I'll take her tomorrow.

1044
00:36:14,471 --> 00:36:17,906
Can you hit that light,
Pocahontas?

1045
00:36:17,908 --> 00:36:20,241
Tomorrow's a new day.

1046
00:36:20,243 --> 00:36:22,944
Welcome to day two. I am Sid,

1047
00:36:22,946 --> 00:36:24,245
eighthyear Googler.

1048
00:36:24,247 --> 00:36:26,915
You guys are new Googlers;

1049
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,383
thus you're,.. Nooglers.

1050
00:36:28,385 --> 00:36:30,518
Okay.

1051
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,321
Now, this place is all about
community and collaboration.

1052
00:36:33,323 --> 00:36:35,723
So you'll be
working in teams

1053
00:36:35,725 --> 00:36:37,125
from here on out. All right.

1054
00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:38,393
You have five minutes.

1055
00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:39,394
Pick your teams.

1056
00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:41,062
You, on me.

1057
00:36:41,064 --> 00:36:42,230
Oh, now, be picky, okay?

1058
00:36:42,232 --> 00:36:43,498
Play hard to get.

1059
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,933
Don't be desperate;
just be cool, okay?

1060
00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:46,167
This is everything.

1061
00:36:46,169 --> 00:36:47,735
Are you still looking
for someone?

1062
00:36:47,737 --> 00:36:49,604
I could be your teammate.
College, major, S.A.T. score?

1063
00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:51,606
Um, Harvard,
computer science, 2390.

1064
00:36:51,608 --> 00:36:53,007
Fine. On me, Fatface.

1065
00:36:53,009 --> 00:36:54,075
Uh, my name's Zach, not,..

1066
00:36:54,077 --> 00:36:55,176
You?
University of,..

1067
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:56,244
No.

1068
00:36:56,246 --> 00:36:57,545
My name's
not Fat,..

1069
00:36:57,547 --> 00:36:59,814
Hello, Stanford.
You're coming with me.

1070
00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,749
The University
of Phoenix online.

1071
00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,284
Sort of considered
the Harvard of the West.

1072
00:37:03,286 --> 00:37:04,486
Why don't we
all be a team?

1073
00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:06,287
Why don't we all be a team?

1074
00:37:06,289 --> 00:37:07,689
Why don't we
all be a team?

1075
00:37:07,691 --> 00:37:09,290
Can I just get,..
Oh, please don't touch me.

1076
00:37:09,292 --> 00:37:10,425
Please,
youyou're touching me.

1077
00:37:10,427 --> 00:37:11,726
Blondie, you're coming with me

1078
00:37:11,728 --> 00:37:13,461
on account
of your physical appearance.

1079
00:37:13,463 --> 00:37:16,030
Does anyone want to,..
want to be on a team with me?

1080
00:37:16,032 --> 00:37:17,565
Super fun.

1081
00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,734
Really smart, but also very fun.

1082
00:37:19,736 --> 00:37:22,437
I was voted "most likely to
succeed" in my chess club.

1083
00:37:29,011 --> 00:37:31,012
Um, Mr. Chetty?

1084
00:37:31,014 --> 00:37:33,515
I don't have a group.

1085
00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:35,517
You'll mentor
the leftovers.

1086
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,385
Which, it would seem,
would include

1087
00:37:37,387 --> 00:37:39,220
your two charity cases.

1088
00:37:39,222 --> 00:37:40,889
Nice.
Off you go.

1089
00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:42,824
Go.

1090
00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:47,395
Yo, Billy and Nick?

1091
00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:49,264
Hey.  Hi.
Nice, there they are.

1092
00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,532
Nice to meet you.
I'm Lyle,

1093
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,534
one of the team
managers. Pound me.

1094
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:54,469
Oh, normally,
just putting thethe fist out

1095
00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:56,404
without the words
is all that's necessary.

1096
00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:58,506
Come on, bro, fist me;
get up in there.

1097
00:37:58,508 --> 00:38:00,642
Yeah,
that's definitely not right.

1098
00:38:00,644 --> 00:38:02,343
I I'm sorry,
you said you were aa manager?

1099
00:38:02,345 --> 00:38:03,444
How old are you?

1100
00:38:03,446 --> 00:38:05,713
I'm 23, but no worries, fellas.

1101
00:38:05,715 --> 00:38:07,348
I'm an old soul.
Yeah, that's great.

1102
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:09,317
Um, yeah, well,
the thing about it is, pal,

1103
00:38:09,319 --> 00:38:11,753
is that, um, we don't have a,..
well, we have two me and,..

1104
00:38:11,755 --> 00:38:13,788
me and Nick but we don't have
the rest of our team.

1105
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,256
We didn't,..
But we figured,..

1106
00:38:15,258 --> 00:38:17,225
Correction:
you didn't have a team,

1107
00:38:17,227 --> 00:38:18,960
but you got one now, son.

1108
00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:20,395
'Cause I got a
few outliers.

1109
00:38:20,397 --> 00:38:22,897
Buhbam, kerplash, zshaw!

1110
00:38:22,899 --> 00:38:24,966
And we about to get it all good
up in this hood, right?

1111
00:38:24,968 --> 00:38:26,634
Outliers?

1112
00:38:26,636 --> 00:38:28,903
Outliers, 'cause I just dropped
a little Gwell on you.

1113
00:38:28,905 --> 00:38:31,372
'Cause Malcolm's my dog,
Malcolm's my dog.

1114
00:38:31,374 --> 00:38:33,341
What you say,..
Malcolm's my dog.

1115
00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:35,176
Outliers, you know,
from 10,000 hours?

1116
00:38:35,178 --> 00:38:37,745
Look, let's get
a team meeting going, everybody!

1117
00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:39,013
Come on, team meet time.

1118
00:38:39,015 --> 00:38:41,716
Nick?
Wonder Twin powers activate!

1119
00:38:41,718 --> 00:38:43,918
What other options do we have?
Let's go, everybody!

1120
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,587
Come on, you're with me!
You're with me.

1121
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,088
Uh,..
My team, corner pocket.

1122
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:49,991
All right, let's get some
meet and greet going

1123
00:38:49,993 --> 00:38:51,492
up in this heezy.

1124
00:38:51,494 --> 00:38:53,328
I'm Lyle,
and it's pretty much WYSIWYG

1125
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:54,696
"what you see is what you get. "

1126
00:38:54,698 --> 00:38:56,764
I've been here at the Goog
for four years,

1127
00:38:56,766 --> 00:38:59,133
working on seven projies

1128
00:38:59,135 --> 00:39:00,401
en este momento.

1129
00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,403
Wow, seven projects?

1130
00:39:02,405 --> 00:39:03,805
Hey, they ask, and I do's it.

1131
00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:05,573
What can I say,
I'm a people pleaser,

1132
00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:06,608
especially the ladies.

1133
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:07,976
My Mercedes.

1134
00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:09,777
So it's all good
in Lyle's hood, you heard?

1135
00:39:09,779 --> 00:39:11,579
Uh, yeah, is Lyle always

1136
00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:13,381
gonna be referring to himself
in the third person?

1137
00:39:13,383 --> 00:39:15,550
'Cause if he is, I might want
to punch Lyle in the face.

1138
00:39:15,552 --> 00:39:16,551
Okay, tough but fair.

1139
00:39:16,553 --> 00:39:17,919
Good note.

1140
00:39:17,921 --> 00:39:19,587
Lyle's still a little nervous.
Shh,..

1141
00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:21,589
Uh, firsttime manager;
Lyle's a firsttime,..

1142
00:39:21,591 --> 00:39:23,324
I'm gonna stop doing that.
I'm gonna cut it out.

1143
00:39:23,326 --> 00:39:25,093
Keep it to first
and second person.

1144
00:39:25,095 --> 00:39:27,495
Who's next?

1145
00:39:27,497 --> 00:39:30,498
My name is YoYo Santos.

1146
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,633
YoYo, how about a high five?

1147
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:32,767
Whoa.
Whoa.

1148
00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:34,836
YoYo, easy, buddy.
I come in peace.

1149
00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:36,337
Geez, YoYo,
did you get

1150
00:39:36,339 --> 00:39:37,605
beat up a lot in school?

1151
00:39:37,607 --> 00:39:39,474
I was homeschooled by my mom.

1152
00:39:39,476 --> 00:39:40,675
Did you get beat up

1153
00:39:40,677 --> 00:39:42,076
a lot in homeschool?

1154
00:39:42,078 --> 00:39:44,245
Discipline is a very
important part of growth.

1155
00:39:44,247 --> 00:39:45,246
But my mother
was actually

1156
00:39:45,248 --> 00:39:46,481
a very nurturing person.

1157
00:39:46,483 --> 00:39:47,882
For example, she
provided me selflessly

1158
00:39:47,884 --> 00:39:49,550
with the milk
of her bosom

1159
00:39:49,552 --> 00:39:51,185
until I was
seven years old.

1160
00:39:51,187 --> 00:39:52,687
So it's like, uh,

1161
00:39:52,689 --> 00:39:54,455
you're tying your shoe,
you're climbing trees,

1162
00:39:54,457 --> 00:39:56,524
you're blowing up fireworks,
and then you're right on Mom.

1163
00:39:56,526 --> 00:39:57,725
You got mouth on Mom.

1164
00:39:57,727 --> 00:39:59,594
Breastfeeding leads
to a higher IQ.

1165
00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:00,762
Okay. Actually, the science

1166
00:40:00,764 --> 00:40:03,097
isn't quite definitive on that.

1167
00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:04,465
I was bottlefed.

1168
00:40:04,467 --> 00:40:05,533
It never slowed me down.

1169
00:40:05,535 --> 00:40:06,868
Vitamins are vitamins,

1170
00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:10,038
whether they come
from a teat or a baba.

1171
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,572
Wrong.

1172
00:40:11,574 --> 00:40:12,874
Sorry, what was that?

1173
00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:14,008
Wrong.

1174
00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:15,677
The teat or baba thing,
it's wrong.

1175
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,312
I just Googled it,
so you're wrong.

1176
00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:20,014
Oh, yeah, I'm Stuart.

1177
00:40:20,016 --> 00:40:21,549
Well, it's a pleasure

1178
00:40:21,551 --> 00:40:22,817
to meet you, Stu.
You know, you can't trust

1179
00:40:22,819 --> 00:40:24,419
everything you read
on the,..

1180
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:26,487
The Journal of the American
Medical Association?

1181
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:27,588
Sounds pretty trustworthy.

1182
00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:28,690
It says that breast milk

1183
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:29,757
has more nutrients

1184
00:40:29,759 --> 00:40:31,826
and that those nutrients

1185
00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:33,628
are more easily
digested and absorbed.

1186
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:34,796
Your confusion
is understandable, though.

1187
00:40:34,798 --> 00:40:35,897
You were bottlefed.

1188
00:40:35,899 --> 00:40:37,131
He's right. That's right.

1189
00:40:37,133 --> 00:40:38,499
Whoa, guys,

1190
00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:40,201
where's all this hostility
coming from?

1191
00:40:40,203 --> 00:40:42,270
Where do you think
it's coming from, you big tree?

1192
00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:43,671
Two fifths
of our team are

1193
00:40:43,673 --> 00:40:45,973
made up of two old guys
who don't know shit.

1194
00:40:45,975 --> 00:40:46,908
Wow.

1195
00:40:46,910 --> 00:40:49,143
Okay, guys, I, for one,

1196
00:40:49,145 --> 00:40:50,912
am very happy to have

1197
00:40:50,914 --> 00:40:54,048
two strapping, mature
gentlemen on the team.

1198
00:40:54,050 --> 00:40:55,049
Thank you.

1199
00:40:55,051 --> 00:40:56,117
Oh, uh,

1200
00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:57,852
I'm Neha Patel,
and oh, my God,

1201
00:40:57,854 --> 00:40:59,687
you guys would make
the best Luke and Han.

1202
00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:00,722
Excuse me?

1203
00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:01,856
Oh, Star Wars cosplay.

1204
00:41:01,858 --> 00:41:03,624
Cosplay?
Costume play.

1205
00:41:03,626 --> 00:41:04,892
You know, where people dress up

1206
00:41:04,894 --> 00:41:06,594
as their favorite anime
or movie character?

1207
00:41:06,596 --> 00:41:07,995
I'd be slave girl Leia.

1208
00:41:07,997 --> 00:41:11,432
Yeah, metal bikini top,
metal Gstring panty,

1209
00:41:11,434 --> 00:41:12,667
highheel leather boots.

1210
00:41:12,669 --> 00:41:14,702
Of course,
I'm chained at the neck.

1211
00:41:14,704 --> 00:41:15,770
Not too constricted,

1212
00:41:15,772 --> 00:41:18,906
but just enough
to make things interesting.

1213
00:41:18,908 --> 00:41:20,141
The neck constriction's
interesting?

1214
00:41:20,143 --> 00:41:21,242
Yeah, a few of us

1215
00:41:21,244 --> 00:41:22,543
get together and,..

1216
00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:23,911
whatever happens, happens.

1217
00:41:23,913 --> 00:41:24,846
Oh, uh,

1218
00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:26,314
but workwise, yeah, um,

1219
00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:28,216
your skills
aren't really relevant here

1220
00:41:28,218 --> 00:41:30,885
or really in this millennium,
so stay out of our way.

1221
00:41:30,887 --> 00:41:32,787
We're gonna do this shit
on our own.

1222
00:41:32,789 --> 00:41:34,355
Well, I'm
loving this friction.

1223
00:41:34,357 --> 00:41:36,958
You know why? Because that's
how you get a fire started.

1224
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,659
I'm Nick;
this is my pal, Billy,

1225
00:41:38,661 --> 00:41:39,894
and despite
what you may think,

1226
00:41:39,896 --> 00:41:41,596
uh, we're here
like the rest of you,

1227
00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:42,964
just running down a dream.

1228
00:41:42,966 --> 00:41:45,099
All right.

1229
00:41:45,101 --> 00:41:46,801
Team Lyle!

1230
00:41:46,803 --> 00:41:48,202
No, okay, we'll workshop that.

1231
00:41:48,204 --> 00:41:49,303
It's in beta.

1232
00:41:49,305 --> 00:41:50,671
Okeydoke.

1233
00:41:50,673 --> 00:41:53,007
Our Translate lecture
is in 15 minutes.

1234
00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:56,744
Translate is about giving
everyone access

1235
00:41:56,746 --> 00:41:58,112
to every word ever written,

1236
00:41:58,114 --> 00:42:01,048
no matter what language
it was written in,

1237
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:04,118
because when the entire
world can see, read

1238
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,555
and find the rest of
the world's cool stuff,

1239
00:42:07,557 --> 00:42:08,790
good things start happening.
Lyle,

1240
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,591
you layingintheweeds
son of a bitch.

1241
00:42:10,593 --> 00:42:12,293
You're hot for
teacher, my man.

1242
00:42:13,762 --> 00:42:16,130
I took her dance class
here once,

1243
00:42:16,132 --> 00:42:18,666
but she doesn't even know
I exist.

1244
00:42:18,668 --> 00:42:19,700
What are you
talking about?

1245
00:42:19,702 --> 00:42:21,269
"Doesn't know you exist"?

1246
00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:23,471
Come on, you're communicating
with her right here.

1247
00:42:23,473 --> 00:42:24,705
What's this thing?

1248
00:42:24,707 --> 00:42:26,874
Oh, no, this is just
the company intranet.

1249
00:42:26,876 --> 00:42:29,811
It's got info
on every Google employee

1250
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:33,247
like birthdays, trivia,
meeting calendars, everything.

1251
00:42:33,249 --> 00:42:35,216
Really?

1252
00:42:35,218 --> 00:42:36,784
Hmm.

1253
00:42:48,630 --> 00:42:51,098
Oh, hey, fancy seeing you here.

1254
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,333
Is it?

1255
00:42:52,335 --> 00:42:54,602
Or maybe you calendarstalked me
and you knew exactly

1256
00:42:54,604 --> 00:42:56,003
where I was gonna be right now.

1257
00:42:56,005 --> 00:42:58,139
Now, am I detecting
a bit of an accent?

1258
00:42:58,141 --> 00:42:59,040
You are.

1259
00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:01,042
Uhhuh,
I have a very good ear.

1260
00:43:01,044 --> 00:43:03,077
English, right? 'Ello, guvna.

1261
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:05,546
Oliver Twist,
"more bread, please, sir. "

1262
00:43:05,548 --> 00:43:07,114
Australian, actually.

1263
00:43:07,116 --> 00:43:09,317
Really?
Similar flags, though.

1264
00:43:09,319 --> 00:43:10,785
Hey, Dana.
Kiwi.

1265
00:43:10,787 --> 00:43:12,119
Lord of the Rings country.

1266
00:43:12,121 --> 00:43:13,588
Okay, the stain
on this one's better,

1267
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,122
but the white one
may be a goner.

1268
00:43:15,124 --> 00:43:16,290
Okay, thanks.

1269
00:43:16,292 --> 00:43:17,525
I eat very fast.

1270
00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:18,559
Bangers and mash.

1271
00:43:18,561 --> 00:43:19,560
That's also British.

1272
00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:20,928
Vegemite sandwich, then,

1273
00:43:20,930 --> 00:43:22,663
which I'm sure you
gobble down very quickly

1274
00:43:22,665 --> 00:43:24,332
so you can get
back to the grind.

1275
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:26,801
I mean, it is impressive
staying at work till midnight

1276
00:43:26,803 --> 00:43:29,136
every day
also on the calendar.

1277
00:43:29,138 --> 00:43:30,204
Look, Nick,

1278
00:43:30,206 --> 00:43:33,207
I'm sure you're very popular

1279
00:43:33,209 --> 00:43:35,243
with the 19yearolds
at the University of Phoenix,

1280
00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:38,880
with your Southern drawl,
and the blond hair,

1281
00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,848
and this whole thing
you got going on,

1282
00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:43,451
but I got to tell you,
this is just never gonna happen.

1283
00:43:43,453 --> 00:43:45,820
"This"? What?

1284
00:43:45,822 --> 00:43:46,821
I mean, it's,..

1285
00:43:46,823 --> 00:43:48,055
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1286
00:43:48,057 --> 00:43:49,724
This is me reaching out
as an intern.

1287
00:43:49,726 --> 00:43:50,825
They've encouraged us

1288
00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:52,093
to approach experienced Googlers

1289
00:43:52,095 --> 00:43:53,427
and just pick their brains.

1290
00:43:53,429 --> 00:43:55,563
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

1291
00:43:55,565 --> 00:43:56,664
Of course.

1292
00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:58,099
You thought I was just,..

1293
00:43:58,101 --> 00:44:00,101
"Oh, who's this wanker
just steaming in?"

1294
00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:02,770
You just want to learn.
You want to learn.

1295
00:44:02,772 --> 00:44:04,205
Well, look, Sid here,
he's incredible.

1296
00:44:04,207 --> 00:44:06,741
He's about to give a talk
on HTML5.

1297
00:44:06,743 --> 00:44:07,742
Okay.
Nick is desperate to learn.

1298
00:44:07,744 --> 00:44:08,876
He'd love to come along.

1299
00:44:08,878 --> 00:44:09,877
Yeah.
Let's make it happen.

1300
00:44:09,879 --> 00:44:11,078
Yeah, sure.

1301
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,346
Okay, well,..
Come on down, brother.

1302
00:44:12,348 --> 00:44:14,282
Sometimes we go
all day, all night.

1303
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:15,650
Well, I can't start any sooner
than right now.

1304
00:44:15,652 --> 00:44:17,351
Let's do it.

1305
00:44:17,353 --> 00:44:18,986
Cool, let's rock.
Come on, everybody; here we go.

1306
00:44:18,988 --> 00:44:20,054
Now, wait, where are you going?

1307
00:44:20,056 --> 00:44:21,722
Oh, I have a meeting.

1308
00:44:21,724 --> 00:44:23,424
But you know that.

1309
00:44:23,426 --> 00:44:24,559
Cheerio.

1310
00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:25,760
Cheerio.

1311
00:44:25,762 --> 00:44:27,094
Let's go.

1312
00:44:27,096 --> 00:44:29,564
Come on, don't be shy.

1313
00:44:32,734 --> 00:44:35,570
You have a crush on her,
my friend.

1314
00:44:35,572 --> 00:44:37,104
Good morning, interns.

1315
00:44:37,106 --> 00:44:39,373
Today marks the first
of several challenges

1316
00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:41,842
through which your team
will show their merits.

1317
00:44:41,844 --> 00:44:43,644
While internally dogfooding
a new product,

1318
00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:44,845
a number of Googlers reported

1319
00:44:44,847 --> 00:44:46,714
a bug that disabled their audio.

1320
00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:48,749
All two million lines

1321
00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:51,552
of that code
are in the source files.

1322
00:44:51,554 --> 00:44:53,754
Your job: find the bug.

1323
00:44:53,756 --> 00:44:55,222
Okay, we should check
the user reports.

1324
00:44:55,224 --> 00:44:56,691
Scan the logs
for any red flags.

1325
00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:58,025
See what exceptions
were thrown.

1326
00:44:58,027 --> 00:44:59,460
I always start
by drawing up strategies

1327
00:44:59,462 --> 00:45:00,761
to sift through the code.

1328
00:45:00,763 --> 00:45:02,430
Code, right? Code, right? Codes.
Right?

1329
00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:04,098
Uh,..
So at the end of the day, we're looking

1330
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,766
to kind of break the
password here, right?

1331
00:45:05,768 --> 00:45:07,234
Maybe the answer's
in the question.

1332
00:45:07,236 --> 00:45:08,869
Maybe it's something with bug.
Eureka.

1333
00:45:08,871 --> 00:45:09,870
Bug like fly.
The Fly.

1334
00:45:09,872 --> 00:45:10,871
Is Chetty a cinephile?

1335
00:45:10,873 --> 00:45:13,207
Goldblum.
Goldblum!

1336
00:45:13,209 --> 00:45:14,842
Boggles my mind
that no one has a notebook out.

1337
00:45:14,844 --> 00:45:16,611
You guys are focused
on writing this gibberish.

1338
00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:18,079
Maybe that's helpful,
maybe it's not,

1339
00:45:18,081 --> 00:45:20,047
but I guarantee you
what we're saying is helpful.

1340
00:45:20,049 --> 00:45:23,351
Guys, we're looking for a bug, not
a password. They're different things.

1341
00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,919
Keep going
with that human connection.

1342
00:45:24,921 --> 00:45:26,387
Oh, geez, you know what?
You had it.

1343
00:45:29,058 --> 00:45:30,791
We'll go on fly,
'cause that's where we're at,

1344
00:45:30,793 --> 00:45:32,426
and we're flying it; we're right there.
Fly, fly.

1345
00:45:32,428 --> 00:45:33,628
I know we're buzzing around it.
I like that.

1346
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,129
Zzz, YLF.

1347
00:45:35,131 --> 00:45:37,131
And it's a word scramble,
and it's life.

1348
00:45:37,133 --> 00:45:38,899
For some reason, I can't
get "fly" out of my mind,

1349
00:45:38,901 --> 00:45:40,334
and now I'm going Lopez,
Jennifer Lopez.

1350
00:45:40,336 --> 00:45:42,003
Is it a fly girl?
"Superfly. "

1351
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,238
Pop fly? Uh, excavation.

1352
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,407
Earthquakes, California.
That's it! Write that down!

1353
00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:47,908
Where? Where?
Do it, do it, write it down, type it in.

1354
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:49,477
What am I doing?
Would you please stop?

1355
00:45:49,479 --> 00:45:52,113
No, we're working.
No, we're working.

1356
00:45:52,115 --> 00:45:56,250
Yeah, and that's a Sharpie,
by the way, genius.

1357
00:45:56,252 --> 00:45:57,852
That's my fault.

1358
00:45:57,854 --> 00:46:00,087
Go ahead and wash that.

1359
00:46:00,089 --> 00:46:02,623
Look, guys, I'm sorry,
but you're not helping.

1360
00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,091
You're just saying
a lot of words really fast

1361
00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:05,393
that mean nothing.

1362
00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:07,595
To find the bug, we need
to scan the user logs

1363
00:46:07,597 --> 00:46:09,664
and review the code until we
find the programmer's mistake.

1364
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,965
It's the only way.

1365
00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:12,600
Except what if it's not
the only way?

1366
00:46:12,602 --> 00:46:14,568
Go.
Okay, you said that someone programmed it.

1367
00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:16,003
That means some person

1368
00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,639
in this building wrote that code.
A human being.

1369
00:46:18,641 --> 00:46:20,841
Let's just give him a name
and call him Tony.

1370
00:46:20,843 --> 00:46:23,144
Tony.
Let's say Tony likes kayaking.

1371
00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:24,912
Kayak.
All of a sudden, me and Nick become friends

1372
00:46:24,914 --> 00:46:26,480
with Tony; we're throwing
a few beers back.

1373
00:46:26,482 --> 00:46:29,316
We're doing a little kayaking
with my main man, Tony.

1374
00:46:29,318 --> 00:46:31,452
Tony's bombed on
the open water.

1375
00:46:31,454 --> 00:46:32,420
Next thing you know,

1376
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:34,422
we start gabbing
about audio bugs.

1377
00:46:34,424 --> 00:46:36,424
Yeah, I actually think
it's a great idea.

1378
00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:37,758
Good, great!
Finally!

1379
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,126
Dark and stormy, feeling us.

1380
00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:40,795
Yeah, no,
feeling you bigtime, buddy.

1381
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:42,563
Terrific.
You know what, in fact, why don't the two

1382
00:46:42,565 --> 00:46:44,765
of you guys right now
go and find the programmer.

1383
00:46:44,767 --> 00:46:46,167
Great. Great idea.

1384
00:46:46,169 --> 00:46:47,368
YoYo, who's our man?

1385
00:46:48,203 --> 00:46:50,438
His name is Charles Xavier.

1386
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,506
Charles Xavier.
Perfect. Nick, write this down.

1387
00:46:52,508 --> 00:46:54,775
Steel trap.
Uh, he's a professor.

1388
00:46:54,777 --> 00:46:56,177
At Stanford.

1389
00:46:56,179 --> 00:46:58,345
Yeah, just a few
minutes away, really.

1390
00:46:58,347 --> 00:47:00,047
Guys,..
And he's in a wheelchair.

1391
00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:01,282
Got it, Stanford, wheelchair.

1392
00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:02,883
What else?
Uh, oh, he's bald.

1393
00:47:02,885 --> 00:47:05,086
Might be with his best friend
who wears a metal helmet.

1394
00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:06,954
Wears a fitted suit.
He looks like a geneticist.

1395
00:47:06,956 --> 00:47:08,723
More, more, more, more.
Go on, hit us, hit us.

1396
00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:11,058
Has a British accent.
British? With my ear, we're done.

1397
00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:12,760
Okay, keep searching;
think fly, think bug.

1398
00:47:12,762 --> 00:47:14,195
I promise you, somehow,

1399
00:47:14,197 --> 00:47:15,596
this intersects with Goldblum.
Billy!

1400
00:47:15,598 --> 00:47:16,997
Let's get a move on.
Goldblum, of course.

1401
00:47:16,999 --> 00:47:18,499
All right,
back to work, guys.

1402
00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:24,105
Hey, Professor, what up!

1403
00:47:27,943 --> 00:47:29,677
Professor Charles Xavier?

1404
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:30,945
Very funny.

1405
00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:32,646
British.
Listen, Professor Xavier,

1406
00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:35,015
sorry to bother you. If we could
just talk to you for,..

1407
00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:36,150
Gentlemen,
I don't have time for his.

1408
00:47:36,152 --> 00:47:37,184
Okay, Professor Xavier,

1409
00:47:37,186 --> 00:47:38,486
we know that it's you,

1410
00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:40,187
and listen,
we really need your help.

1411
00:47:40,189 --> 00:47:41,856
All right, youyou found me out.

1412
00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:43,290
I am Charles Xavier,

1413
00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:45,960
and that's Cyclops,

1414
00:47:45,962 --> 00:47:47,695
and Rogue.

1415
00:47:47,697 --> 00:47:48,763
We're all here.

1416
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,097
Now, come closer.

1417
00:47:50,099 --> 00:47:51,265
I want to share some

1418
00:47:51,267 --> 00:47:53,367
of my telekinetic wisdom
with you.

1419
00:47:53,369 --> 00:47:54,969
Well, I want you to share
with me,

1420
00:47:54,971 --> 00:47:56,103
'cause I want to know
about these bugs.

1421
00:47:58,975 --> 00:48:00,708
Assholes!

1422
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:03,043
Oh, you maniacal monster!

1423
00:48:03,045 --> 00:48:05,746
Professor Xavier
is a total dick!

1424
00:48:05,748 --> 00:48:07,648
Yo to the yo.

1425
00:48:07,650 --> 00:48:09,483
Where are we at on ensuring
it wasn't a networking issue?

1426
00:48:09,485 --> 00:48:11,118
Confirmed there
was no packet lost.

1427
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,353
Almost done checking
on whether the encryption

1428
00:48:12,355 --> 00:48:13,554
had the wrong certificate.

1429
00:48:13,556 --> 00:48:14,989
I'm sorry, "almost"?

1430
00:48:14,991 --> 00:48:16,123
Uh, you're either done
or you're not.

1431
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,191
You can't be almost pregnant.

1432
00:48:17,193 --> 00:48:18,793
Yeah, hey,
she would know, guys.

1433
00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:20,661
You know what, why don't you
Google "asshole," asshole?

1434
00:48:20,663 --> 00:48:22,563
She's right.
It's not good enough.

1435
00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:23,998
Get it together, YoYo.

1436
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,866
What the fuck was that?

1437
00:48:25,868 --> 00:48:28,369
I was punishing myself
for my inferior performance.

1438
00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:29,904
Well, that's good.

1439
00:48:29,906 --> 00:48:31,272
That's great.
We got crazy over here

1440
00:48:31,274 --> 00:48:33,374
and crazy horny over here.
Oh, let me guess.

1441
00:48:33,376 --> 00:48:35,409
Big dick 'cause,.. little dick?
Did your mind

1442
00:48:35,411 --> 00:48:37,011
just immediately go
to a penis joke?

1443
00:48:37,013 --> 00:48:38,179
Is that, like, all you,..
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

1444
00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:39,280
Was that not witty enough
for you?

1445
00:48:39,282 --> 00:48:40,614
Because I'm too busy working.

1446
00:48:40,616 --> 00:48:42,383
No, yeah, that's fine.
I just want you

1447
00:48:42,385 --> 00:48:43,784
to acknowledge the fact that
I'm winning the quipoff.

1448
00:48:43,786 --> 00:48:45,486
That's what you're worried
about right now?

1449
00:48:45,488 --> 00:48:47,021
Yes, that's really
what I'm worried about.

1450
00:48:47,023 --> 00:48:48,155
So you're more concerned
with snarky banter

1451
00:48:48,157 --> 00:48:49,423
than actually winning?
Yeah.

1452
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,396
The deadline's at
the end of the week, so,..

1453
00:48:55,398 --> 00:48:57,064
Hey, hey.

1454
00:48:57,066 --> 00:48:58,899
You guys find Professor Xavier?

1455
00:48:58,901 --> 00:49:00,034
Yeah, we found him.

1456
00:49:00,036 --> 00:49:01,235
Yeah, thanks
so much for that.

1457
00:49:01,237 --> 00:49:02,403
That's, uh,..

1458
00:49:02,405 --> 00:49:04,038
really great
team spirit.

1459
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,539
Mind sliding over here?

1460
00:49:06,575 --> 00:49:08,309
I'm sorry.

1461
00:49:08,311 --> 00:49:10,711
It really doesn't look like
there's enough room for you.

1462
00:49:13,048 --> 00:49:14,515
Have a great lunch.

1463
00:49:14,517 --> 00:49:15,616
Yeah, enjoy it.

1464
00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,752
BILLY
Okay, let's see here.

1465
00:49:20,655 --> 00:49:22,690
Let's see.

1466
00:49:22,692 --> 00:49:24,725
See anything?
Oh, there's an opening.

1467
00:49:24,727 --> 00:49:27,661
Is that taken? Okay.
It's taken.

1468
00:49:30,732 --> 00:49:33,400
Let's go over here.

1469
00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:37,204
Hi, Headphones.
You mind if we sit here?

1470
00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:39,740
I think we can take that

1471
00:49:39,742 --> 00:49:41,208
as a "yes. "
All right.

1472
00:49:41,210 --> 00:49:43,677
We're gonna have to
at this point.

1473
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,546
How you doing, bud?

1474
00:49:45,548 --> 00:49:47,448
He doesn't even
know we exist.

1475
00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:49,617
He's like some kind
of a superhero on this computer.

1476
00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:51,652
Look at him;
he's just crushing his thing

1477
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:52,987
and kicking ass.

1478
00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,355
Do you remember
what it felt like

1479
00:49:54,357 --> 00:49:56,557
to be that good at something?

1480
00:49:56,559 --> 00:49:58,759
Look at this!

1481
00:49:58,761 --> 00:49:59,894
William.

1482
00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:01,228
Nicholas.

1483
00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:03,631
Person I don't know.

1484
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,499
Figured I'd find you
at the cool kids' table.

1485
00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:08,836
It's like a confederacy
of outcasts out here.

1486
00:50:08,838 --> 00:50:10,638
Heard you had
a day trip to, uh,

1487
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,039
Palo Alto?

1488
00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:15,676
Home of Silicon Valley and
also the XMen, apparently.

1489
00:50:15,678 --> 00:50:17,378
Where are you going
with this, Graham?

1490
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:19,847
Oh, I just wanted
to let you guys know,

1491
00:50:19,849 --> 00:50:21,248
we won the bug challenge.

1492
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,983
What are you gonna do
about it, boys?

1493
00:50:22,985 --> 00:50:24,885
I wouldn't worry if I was you
about what we're gonna do

1494
00:50:24,887 --> 00:50:26,720
or what we're not gonna do;
we're gonna be just fine.

1495
00:50:26,722 --> 00:50:28,389
You're gonna be fine?
All right.

1496
00:50:28,391 --> 00:50:29,690
Keep telling yourself that.

1497
00:50:29,692 --> 00:50:31,892
See you allstars
at the intramural fields

1498
00:50:31,894 --> 00:50:33,227
for the next challenge
I'll win.

1499
00:50:33,229 --> 00:50:35,496
Sports. Something
we know about, baby.

1500
00:50:35,498 --> 00:50:37,064
Something we know
a lot about, baby.

1501
00:50:37,066 --> 00:50:38,832
Come on, now.
Look at me.

1502
00:50:38,834 --> 00:50:40,067
For real.

1503
00:50:40,069 --> 00:50:42,102
#

1504
00:50:50,946 --> 00:50:53,013
#

1505
00:51:01,957 --> 00:51:05,025
All right, teams,
welcome to the Quidditch pitch.

1506
00:51:05,027 --> 00:51:07,695
Let's have a good,
clean match, Nooglers.

1507
00:51:14,302 --> 00:51:15,936
Fatty, don't touch the ball.

1508
00:51:15,938 --> 00:51:17,938
Okay, rules. The Beaters toss
the Bludgers at the Chasers

1509
00:51:17,940 --> 00:51:19,907
before they can get the Quaffle
through the three rings.

1510
00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:21,709
No blagging, no blatching,
no bumphing, no haversacking.

1511
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:23,577
I don't want to see
any Quafflepocking.

1512
00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:25,813
No Imperius curses,
no Confundus charms.

1513
00:51:25,815 --> 00:51:27,915
In the unlikely event
of a Dementor attack,

1514
00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:29,516
use a Patronus charm.

1515
00:51:29,518 --> 00:51:31,752
I recommend the stag,
but that's a personal decision.

1516
00:51:31,754 --> 00:51:33,454
Lyle, Lyle, Lyle,
these beautiful idiots

1517
00:51:33,456 --> 00:51:34,488
have no idea
what you're talking about.

1518
00:51:34,490 --> 00:51:35,823
Use your Muggle words.
Come on.

1519
00:51:35,825 --> 00:51:37,291
Come on, Lyle,
you're making me feel

1520
00:51:37,293 --> 00:51:38,926
like I'm back in
math class, okay?

1521
00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:41,996
You got a couple savants here
with eyehand coordination.

1522
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:44,331
Just say "game on"
and let us play.

1523
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:45,933
Fair enough; version 2.0.

1524
00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:47,034
Peg them with the kick balls

1525
00:51:47,036 --> 00:51:48,335
before they throw the volleyball

1526
00:51:48,337 --> 00:51:49,470
through the hoop.

1527
00:51:49,472 --> 00:51:50,804
Brooms in, people.

1528
00:51:50,806 --> 00:51:51,972
Hufflepuff on three.

1529
00:51:51,974 --> 00:51:53,941
One, two, three,..

1530
00:51:53,943 --> 00:51:54,942
Hufflepuff!

1531
00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,010
Yeah, son!

1532
00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:57,211
Yeah, let's get it.

1533
00:51:57,213 --> 00:51:58,979
All right, game time.

1534
00:51:58,981 --> 00:52:00,914
Let's get Hufftarded in here.

1535
00:52:06,187 --> 00:52:09,823
No mercy! No mercy!

1536
00:52:09,825 --> 00:52:12,092
Tips down!

1537
00:52:12,094 --> 00:52:13,594
Blue team, ready?

1538
00:52:13,596 --> 00:52:15,229
Ready!

1539
00:52:15,231 --> 00:52:17,131
Red team, ready?

1540
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:18,232
Bangarang!

1541
00:52:18,234 --> 00:52:20,034
Brooms up!

1542
00:52:32,747 --> 00:52:33,647
Ball!

1543
00:52:33,649 --> 00:52:36,650
All right, slam it!

1544
00:52:36,652 --> 00:52:38,018
Nice.
Yeah!

1545
00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,286
Yeah!

1546
00:52:39,288 --> 00:52:41,655
Ten points blue.

1547
00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:42,790
Billy, Billy,
talk to me!

1548
00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,158
What do I do?
What are we doing?

1549
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,492
How do I do it?
It's chaos!

1550
00:52:45,494 --> 00:52:47,795
Come on, you got it.

1551
00:52:49,297 --> 00:52:50,564
Billy, I'm lost.

1552
00:52:50,566 --> 00:52:52,299
Just hit them, hit them!

1553
00:52:52,301 --> 00:52:54,802
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's happening?

1554
00:52:54,804 --> 00:52:56,837
Lyle!

1555
00:52:56,839 --> 00:52:58,672
What the hell was that?

1556
00:52:58,674 --> 00:53:00,674
Why don't you try looking up
and giving a shit, man?

1557
00:53:00,676 --> 00:53:02,743
Come on!

1558
00:53:02,745 --> 00:53:04,244
I can't take this! What am I
supposed,.. Come get me.

1559
00:53:04,246 --> 00:53:05,312
Who do I hit?

1560
00:53:05,314 --> 00:53:06,580
No, no!
Come get hit.

1561
00:53:06,582 --> 00:53:07,648
Who wants to fight?

1562
00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:08,882
I want somebody
to hit!

1563
00:53:08,884 --> 00:53:10,217
Get the broom
between the legs, folks.

1564
00:53:10,219 --> 00:53:11,552
My bad. Let's go, let's go.

1565
00:53:11,554 --> 00:53:13,053
Lesson learned, lesson learned,
lesson learned.

1566
00:53:13,055 --> 00:53:15,456
What the fuck does this have
to do with computers?

1567
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,924
I'm winning.
Stop.

1568
00:53:16,926 --> 00:53:18,292
Don't move, fatty.

1569
00:53:25,968 --> 00:53:27,167
Blue, ten points.

1570
00:53:27,169 --> 00:53:28,602
Ball!

1571
00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:30,771
Thank you.

1572
00:53:31,807 --> 00:53:34,007
What?! What?!

1573
00:53:34,009 --> 00:53:35,008
Timeout.

1574
00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:36,310
Time!

1575
00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:40,881
Bring it in, guys.
Come on, let's huddle up.

1576
00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:42,015
Good work, everybody.

1577
00:53:42,017 --> 00:53:43,317
Everybody except for you, Zach.

1578
00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:45,285
It's over.
Yeah, our team's a joke.

1579
00:53:45,287 --> 00:53:46,487
Well, I ain't laughing.

1580
00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:47,688
What about you, Billy?

1581
00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:48,789
Hell, no.

1582
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,891
Listen, we need to
get our minds right

1583
00:53:50,893 --> 00:53:52,259
and start believing.

1584
00:53:52,261 --> 00:53:53,327
This reminds me
of a little girl

1585
00:53:53,329 --> 00:53:54,361
who had to get
her head right

1586
00:53:54,363 --> 00:53:55,395
and start believing,

1587
00:53:55,397 --> 00:53:56,663
a little girl from a steel town

1588
00:53:56,665 --> 00:53:57,998
who had the
dream to dance.

1589
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,766
No one believed
in that little welder girl,

1590
00:53:59,768 --> 00:54:01,401
but thank God she believed
in herself.

1591
00:54:01,403 --> 00:54:02,402
Are you talking
about Flashdance?

1592
00:54:02,404 --> 00:54:03,470
The movie from the '80s?

1593
00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:04,771
Yeah, you're
damn right I am.

1594
00:54:04,773 --> 00:54:05,772
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.

1595
00:54:05,774 --> 00:54:07,474
Got it.
The deck was stacked

1596
00:54:07,476 --> 00:54:09,610
against Alex, and you know
how she overcame those odds?

1597
00:54:09,612 --> 00:54:11,178
By believing in
herself and trying.

1598
00:54:11,180 --> 00:54:13,914
She literally had
to become a maniac.

1599
00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:15,949
Have any of you ever
been called a maniac?

1600
00:54:15,951 --> 00:54:16,984
Maybe because you were

1601
00:54:16,986 --> 00:54:17,985
a little bit different?

1602
00:54:17,987 --> 00:54:19,353
My mom calls me a maniac

1603
00:54:19,355 --> 00:54:20,554
every night when I tell her
I love her.

1604
00:54:20,556 --> 00:54:21,822
Of course she does, YoYo.

1605
00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:24,158
You are a little bit,
in a good way.

1606
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,192
Well, guess what.

1607
00:54:25,194 --> 00:54:26,627
That old Bill Gates,

1608
00:54:26,629 --> 00:54:28,629
they called him a maniac, too.
No question.

1609
00:54:28,631 --> 00:54:31,031
Yeah, I don't think anyone
ever called him a maniac.

1610
00:54:31,033 --> 00:54:32,866
I just called him a maniac.
Okay, damn it, guys.

1611
00:54:32,868 --> 00:54:34,368
You guys are getting off the point here.
You're right.

1612
00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:35,669
She had to strip
down to nothing.

1613
00:54:35,671 --> 00:54:37,538
She had to sit in that chair
and arch her back,

1614
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:38,672
and she pulled
a chain to nowhere,

1615
00:54:38,674 --> 00:54:39,840
and doused herself with water.

1616
00:54:39,842 --> 00:54:41,375
Yeah, where did that
water come from?

1617
00:54:41,377 --> 00:54:43,076
Who knows?
It came from her belief

1618
00:54:43,078 --> 00:54:44,511
that it was there.

1619
00:54:44,513 --> 00:54:46,613
She believed so hard she
found herself with an audition

1620
00:54:46,615 --> 00:54:48,515
in front of those stuffed shirts
at the dance school,

1621
00:54:48,517 --> 00:54:51,985
and she spun,..
oh, and she spun and she spun

1622
00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:53,687
and she spun
and she spun

1623
00:54:53,689 --> 00:54:55,756
and she spun herself into
that dance school.

1624
00:54:55,758 --> 00:54:58,025
And she spun herself
into our hearts.

1625
00:54:58,027 --> 00:54:59,426
Now,

1626
00:54:59,428 --> 00:55:00,761
in the second half

1627
00:55:00,763 --> 00:55:02,796
of whatever the hell
you guys call this game,

1628
00:55:02,798 --> 00:55:05,232
can't we all be
that little welder girl

1629
00:55:05,234 --> 00:55:06,800
who wants to be
something more?

1630
00:55:06,802 --> 00:55:08,335
Now, look, I know you
guys aren't excited

1631
00:55:08,337 --> 00:55:10,637
that we're on your team,
but we're here.

1632
00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:12,839
Guys, we're in
this thing together.

1633
00:55:12,841 --> 00:55:14,975
So I'm asking you,
believe in yourselves,

1634
00:55:14,977 --> 00:55:16,109
believe in each other.

1635
00:55:17,212 --> 00:55:19,179
Let's put on our
leg warmers,

1636
00:55:19,181 --> 00:55:21,248
and let's dance our asses off.

1637
00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,650
Come here, you little
lovable maniacs. Get in here.

1638
00:55:23,652 --> 00:55:25,919
All right, now, I got an idea
that I think would make

1639
00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:27,421
Bear Bryant smile.
No idea

1640
00:55:27,423 --> 00:55:28,855
who that is,
but we're listening.

1641
00:55:31,293 --> 00:55:32,793
#

1642
00:55:32,795 --> 00:55:34,995
Let's go!

1643
00:55:37,131 --> 00:55:38,465
Stuart!

1644
00:55:38,467 --> 00:55:40,067
Neha!

1645
00:55:41,536 --> 00:55:42,736
Lyle, hit me!

1646
00:55:42,738 --> 00:55:45,038
Got it, got it, got it, got it!

1647
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,073
Yeah!

1648
00:55:47,109 --> 00:55:49,343
Baby!

1649
00:55:53,314 --> 00:55:55,015
#

1650
00:55:55,017 --> 00:55:58,018
Blind her! I'm going in!

1651
00:55:59,254 --> 00:56:00,387
Yeah!

1652
00:56:00,389 --> 00:56:02,623
Yes!

1653
00:56:08,063 --> 00:56:09,863
#

1654
00:56:09,865 --> 00:56:11,098
YoYo!

1655
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,469
Yeah!
Eat it, Malfoy! Suck it!

1656
00:56:15,471 --> 00:56:17,471
#

1657
00:56:19,508 --> 00:56:21,441
See ya!

1658
00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:23,010
Coming at you, Nick!

1659
00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:24,478
#

1660
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,679
Yeah!

1661
00:56:25,681 --> 00:56:27,347
Who's on Blondie?

1662
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:30,517
All right, let's go, boys.

1663
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,321
Okay.

1664
00:56:34,323 --> 00:56:35,722
Pick and roll.

1665
00:56:35,724 --> 00:56:36,757
Stockton to Malone!

1666
00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:38,792
She shoots, she scores, baby!

1667
00:56:38,794 --> 00:56:40,827
Baby, what's up?!
Yeah!

1668
00:56:42,063 --> 00:56:43,163
Tie game!

1669
00:56:43,165 --> 00:56:44,364
Where were you? Huh?

1670
00:56:44,366 --> 00:56:45,866
I had to use the
restroom. I'm sorry.

1671
00:56:48,370 --> 00:56:50,704
#

1672
00:56:50,706 --> 00:56:52,339
It's the Golden Snitch!

1673
00:56:52,341 --> 00:56:54,474
Who the fuck is this now?

1674
00:56:54,476 --> 00:56:56,043
Zach, get over here.

1675
00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:58,779
All right, Fatface, I think
it's time to fake an injury.

1676
00:56:58,781 --> 00:57:00,681
I don't know how
to fake an injury.

1677
00:57:02,184 --> 00:57:04,217
Man down.

1678
00:57:04,219 --> 00:57:05,585
#

1679
00:57:05,587 --> 00:57:07,120
Get the tennis ball and we win!

1680
00:57:11,159 --> 00:57:14,394
#

1681
00:57:15,663 --> 00:57:17,397
Run, you big tree!

1682
00:57:17,399 --> 00:57:19,132
Aah!
Go!

1683
00:57:19,134 --> 00:57:22,369
Come on, ref,
you gonna call that?!

1684
00:57:35,351 --> 00:57:36,783
Yeah! Yeah!

1685
00:57:42,190 --> 00:57:43,290
#

1686
00:57:46,528 --> 00:57:48,462
You can't be serious.
That bitch just snaked me.

1687
00:57:48,464 --> 00:57:49,863
That's got to be illegal.

1688
00:57:49,865 --> 00:57:51,965
Sorry, if I didn't see it,
I can't call it.

1689
00:57:51,967 --> 00:57:54,234
You okay there, Golden Boy?

1690
00:57:54,236 --> 00:57:55,302
Yeah, the Snitch is fine.

1691
00:57:55,304 --> 00:57:56,770
G.D. it!

1692
00:57:56,772 --> 00:57:58,238
Don't start that, YoYo.

1693
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,473
You did your best

1694
00:57:59,475 --> 00:58:01,708
out there today.
That's the first time

1695
00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:03,643
we all came together as a team.

1696
00:58:03,645 --> 00:58:05,579
Goddamn it, Billy's right.

1697
00:58:05,581 --> 00:58:07,314
Let's keep it rolling.

1698
00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,882
Just keep it rolling.

1699
00:58:08,884 --> 00:58:10,851
Come on, let's
get a frosty.

1700
00:58:10,853 --> 00:58:13,787
Nick?
Yeah?

1701
00:58:13,789 --> 00:58:16,123
Would I be wrong
to call you my brother?

1702
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,858
Of course not.
I'd do anything

1703
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:19,292
for my little show pony.

1704
00:58:19,294 --> 00:58:20,861
Look at me. Anything.

1705
00:58:20,863 --> 00:58:23,096
I'm gonna need you
to ice my balls for me.

1706
00:58:26,234 --> 00:58:28,769
Brother!

1707
00:58:33,808 --> 00:58:36,410
NICK
Oh, boy.

1708
00:58:36,412 --> 00:58:39,346
Time to shut the engines down
for a little bit and,..

1709
00:58:39,348 --> 00:58:41,348
take a load off, Nicky.

1710
00:58:41,350 --> 00:58:43,049
Oh, boy. What would I do

1711
00:58:43,051 --> 00:58:46,586
without these babies?
This is a "shh" zone.

1712
00:58:46,588 --> 00:58:48,422
Hi. Hey.

1713
00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:49,923
Sorry.

1714
00:58:49,925 --> 00:58:51,425
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1715
00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:54,661
By the way, thank you
for sending me to that seminar.

1716
00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:56,563
It was actually
pretty interesting.

1717
00:58:56,565 --> 00:58:57,631
Really?

1718
00:58:57,633 --> 00:58:58,899
Absolutely.

1719
00:58:58,901 --> 00:59:00,500
What have you been up to?

1720
00:59:00,502 --> 00:59:02,169
I'm gonna go.

1721
00:59:02,171 --> 00:59:03,670
No, no, no, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1722
00:59:03,672 --> 00:59:05,505
You were here first;
I'll leave.

1723
00:59:05,507 --> 00:59:06,807
Sorry.

1724
00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:08,608
Uh, one thing before I go;
quick question.

1725
00:59:08,610 --> 00:59:10,110
If I was to invite someone out

1726
00:59:10,112 --> 00:59:12,479
to a really nice dinner
around here, where would I go?

1727
00:59:12,481 --> 00:59:14,481
Um,..

1728
00:59:14,483 --> 00:59:16,116
I wouldn't know, actually.

1729
00:59:16,118 --> 00:59:18,752
I spend most of my time
on campus.

1730
00:59:18,754 --> 00:59:21,054
What?! That's criminal!

1731
00:59:21,056 --> 00:59:23,089
Has it occurred to you that
I work hard for a reason?

1732
00:59:23,091 --> 00:59:24,791
Hmm? This may
sound silly

1733
00:59:24,793 --> 00:59:27,294
to you, but I actually
believe that what we do here

1734
00:59:27,296 --> 00:59:29,196
helps make people's lives
a little bit better.

1735
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:31,064
No, no, no. II'm not
saying that sounds silly.

1736
00:59:31,066 --> 00:59:32,466
I think it's
admirable. I agree.

1737
00:59:32,468 --> 00:59:33,667
I'm just saying
that sometimes

1738
00:59:33,669 --> 00:59:35,735
with all the work,
that you can,..

1739
00:59:35,737 --> 00:59:38,472
forget about the person
that matters the most.

1740
00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:40,974
Is this a nap pod
or a convo pod?

1741
00:59:40,976 --> 00:59:43,276
Oh, that's right
it's a nap pod.

1742
00:59:43,278 --> 00:59:45,312
Shh!
Yikes.

1743
00:59:45,314 --> 00:59:46,980
I know
where you're going with this.

1744
00:59:46,982 --> 00:59:48,114
Where?
You think I'm some

1745
00:59:48,116 --> 00:59:49,549
30yearold exec who's devoted

1746
00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:51,084
her entire life to her career.

1747
00:59:51,086 --> 00:59:53,854
Right? And one day
I'm gonna wake up wanting more.

1748
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,956
Stop me if I'm off base here.

1749
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,290
No?
Well, no,..

1750
00:59:57,292 --> 00:59:58,825
What else does your
intuition tell you?

1751
00:59:58,827 --> 01:00:00,293
That, um, I can't go
on Facebook anymore

1752
01:00:00,295 --> 01:00:02,028
because it's nothing but
happy couples gloating

1753
01:00:02,030 --> 01:00:03,964
about their perfect little
babies in those tiny socks

1754
01:00:03,966 --> 01:00:05,465
that look like
goddamn sneakers?

1755
01:00:05,467 --> 01:00:07,868
Oh, yeah, yeah,
the little Chuck Taylors.

1756
01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:09,069
Only I'm ten years
too late, right?

1757
01:00:09,071 --> 01:00:10,370
Because while I've been working

1758
01:00:10,372 --> 01:00:12,239
so hard, I missed out
on all the bad dates

1759
01:00:12,241 --> 01:00:14,841
and the assholes,
and now I'm running out of time.

1760
01:00:14,843 --> 01:00:17,277
No one told me
it was a game of musical chairs.

1761
01:00:17,279 --> 01:00:19,012
And by the time
I figured it out,

1762
01:00:19,014 --> 01:00:21,348
you know, you can forget it,
it's too late.

1763
01:00:21,350 --> 01:00:22,883
Yeah.

1764
01:00:23,751 --> 01:00:26,119
Anyway,..

1765
01:00:26,121 --> 01:00:30,023
anyway,.. is that kind of
what you were gonna say to me?

1766
01:00:30,025 --> 01:00:32,425
Well, no, I was gonna suggest
that you work harder,

1767
01:00:32,427 --> 01:00:33,727
that you roll up
your sleeves,

1768
01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:35,395
that you buckle down
and you get to work.

1769
01:00:35,397 --> 01:00:37,864
You can't change the world
when you're laying in a nap pod.

1770
01:00:37,866 --> 01:00:39,833
No, but honestly,

1771
01:00:39,835 --> 01:00:41,601
if any of what
you were just saying

1772
01:00:41,603 --> 01:00:43,904
applies even slightly
to yourself, you might want

1773
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:45,338
to think about doing
something about it.

1774
01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:46,840
And that's not me

1775
01:00:46,842 --> 01:00:48,575
preaching at you;
that's coming from someone who,

1776
01:00:48,577 --> 01:00:51,278
when they wake up, the first
thing on their calendar

1777
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,779
is regret.

1778
01:00:52,781 --> 01:00:55,048
Now, that's not
a good feeling.

1779
01:00:57,786 --> 01:00:59,386
Anyway, I should go.

1780
01:00:59,388 --> 01:01:00,921
Thank you!

1781
01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:03,757
But before I go,..
Ah, geez!

1782
01:01:03,759 --> 01:01:05,892
Just bear with me.
I want to throw down

1783
01:01:05,894 --> 01:01:07,294
a challenge for you

1784
01:01:07,296 --> 01:01:09,462
to go out to dinner
before I leave town.

1785
01:01:09,464 --> 01:01:12,332
I'll let you know if a window opens up.
Great.

1786
01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:13,900
And if it does,
don't minimize it.

1787
01:01:13,902 --> 01:01:15,769
Don't click
that little red "X"

1788
01:01:15,771 --> 01:01:16,770
in the corner.

1789
01:01:16,772 --> 01:01:18,171
See? I'm getting it.

1790
01:01:18,173 --> 01:01:19,573
I get it.

1791
01:01:19,575 --> 01:01:21,541
Okay.

1792
01:01:21,543 --> 01:01:23,677
Shh. Go back to sleep.

1793
01:01:26,414 --> 01:01:28,381
#

1794
01:01:29,650 --> 01:01:31,251
Hey, Chetty.

1795
01:01:31,253 --> 01:01:34,220
Pretty good effort on the, uh,
Quidditch field yesterday,

1796
01:01:34,222 --> 01:01:35,422
huh?

1797
01:01:35,424 --> 01:01:39,059
It was a game throwing balls,
and you lost.

1798
01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:41,127
Yeah, but we really rallied
the second half, I think.

1799
01:01:41,129 --> 01:01:42,996
Uh, kind of a spiritual
victory for us.

1800
01:01:42,998 --> 01:01:45,465
Well, perhaps you'll land
a spiritual job.

1801
01:01:45,467 --> 01:01:48,201
You know, Mr. McMahon,
the admissions committee

1802
01:01:48,203 --> 01:01:50,604
was split on you;
you made it by one vote.

1803
01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:52,973
That deciding member
thought you showed promise.

1804
01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:54,874
It's clear now

1805
01:01:54,876 --> 01:01:56,977
that,.. he was wrong.

1806
01:01:56,979 --> 01:02:00,380
Sometimes the long shots
pay off the biggest.

1807
01:02:01,415 --> 01:02:02,916
Enjoy your pudding.

1808
01:02:02,918 --> 01:02:05,619
I will.

1809
01:02:05,621 --> 01:02:07,253
Oh, and, Chetty?

1810
01:02:07,255 --> 01:02:08,688
Not for nothing,

1811
01:02:08,690 --> 01:02:10,957
can't get me not to like you.

1812
01:02:18,499 --> 01:02:20,567
All right, guys,
let's take this new team spirit,

1813
01:02:20,569 --> 01:02:23,169
and let's apply it to this next
app challenge. We got this.

1814
01:02:23,171 --> 01:02:25,238
Yo, it'd help
if we had an idea for an app.

1815
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,441
You bet your sweet ass
it would, Stewie. No.

1816
01:02:28,443 --> 01:02:30,844
Never Stewie.
Okay, you don't like "Stewie. "

1817
01:02:30,846 --> 01:02:32,612
Perimeter breach
acknowledged, Stuart.

1818
01:02:32,614 --> 01:02:35,115
It'll feel good when
this one warms up to me.

1819
01:02:35,117 --> 01:02:36,583
You know it's gonna
happen, right?

1820
01:02:36,585 --> 01:02:37,784
I'll break you down like
a twobyfour, bronco.

1821
01:02:37,786 --> 01:02:38,785
Watch me do it.

1822
01:02:38,787 --> 01:02:39,853
Okay, come on, guys,

1823
01:02:39,855 --> 01:02:41,154
let's brainstorm this puppy.

1824
01:02:41,156 --> 01:02:42,722
We're gonna put
the coffee in the pot,

1825
01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:44,124
and we're gonna let it
percolate. Let's go!

1826
01:02:44,126 --> 01:02:45,558
I think it'll be
helpful to explore

1827
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,960
what apps have been
most popular in the past.

1828
01:02:46,962 --> 01:02:48,461
Go.
Go backwards to go forwards.

1829
01:02:48,463 --> 01:02:50,196
Oh, and we can bin it, you know?
Fall out.

1830
01:02:50,198 --> 01:02:51,665
Uh, categorize needlemovers
by type of user.

1831
01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:53,033
You're gonna do what?
There you go, Neha.

1832
01:02:53,035 --> 01:02:54,534
Hit it both by function
and by user.

1833
01:02:54,536 --> 01:02:56,536
The old twoprong. You're
on the forest moon of Endor,

1834
01:02:56,538 --> 01:02:58,304
taking out the shield generator,
and you're launching

1835
01:02:58,306 --> 01:02:59,506
an offensive
with Admiral Ackbar.

1836
01:02:59,508 --> 01:03:01,241
It's not a trap.

1837
01:03:01,243 --> 01:03:03,343
All right, guys, I don't want to
kill the momentum, or the mojo

1838
01:03:03,345 --> 01:03:05,612
that you have cooking,
but to be fair with you,

1839
01:03:05,614 --> 01:03:08,014
needles and categories,
they don't use apps.

1840
01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:09,049
People use apps.

1841
01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:10,316
So I have an idea

1842
01:03:10,318 --> 01:03:11,951
nowadays, people are
taking pictures, right?

1843
01:03:11,953 --> 01:03:13,453
They have their phones now;
they're out.

1844
01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:15,288
Something catches their eye,
they want to take it.

1845
01:03:15,290 --> 01:03:17,490
But then the photo's just
sitting there what if they

1846
01:03:17,492 --> 01:03:19,292
take that photo
and instantaneously

1847
01:03:19,294 --> 01:03:20,794
put it out there on the line

1848
01:03:20,796 --> 01:03:22,128
and they share it
with their friends?

1849
01:03:22,130 --> 01:03:23,997
That's Instagram.
It already exists.

1850
01:03:23,999 --> 01:03:26,166
It's one of the most
popular apps in the world.

1851
01:03:26,168 --> 01:03:29,703
Facebook bought 'em for, like, a billion
dollars. That's "billion" with a "B."

1852
01:03:29,705 --> 01:03:31,404
Oh, no, no. Mine is
very different than that.

1853
01:03:31,406 --> 01:03:34,674
Because, in mine, you're taking
the photo instantaneously,

1854
01:03:34,676 --> 01:03:36,042
you're putting the photo
out there on the line.

1855
01:03:36,044 --> 01:03:38,411
on the line
and I'm creating an exchange.

1856
01:03:38,413 --> 01:03:40,180
Yeah, that's Instagram.
But mine's more

1857
01:03:40,182 --> 01:03:41,815
of a social sharing
on the line that's happening.

1858
01:03:41,817 --> 01:03:43,283
Online.
Quick interjection.

1859
01:03:43,285 --> 01:03:45,585
When you keep saying "on
the line," you do mean "online"?

1860
01:03:45,587 --> 01:03:48,588
Stuart, don't do that.
You don't do that to a man.

1861
01:03:48,590 --> 01:03:50,323
He's got a milliondollar idea
right here.

1862
01:03:50,325 --> 01:03:51,958
Billiondollar idea.
Even better. Let him flow.

1863
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,626
Nick, I appreciate it.
You can't bring me down.

1864
01:03:53,628 --> 01:03:55,495
I'm too positive. Come here,
let me share something with you.

1865
01:03:55,497 --> 01:03:57,897
No.
Please, come. I'm gonna explain this

1866
01:03:57,899 --> 01:03:59,299
to you in a way
that's visual.

1867
01:03:59,301 --> 01:04:00,800
He's bigger
than you. Be careful.

1868
01:04:00,802 --> 01:04:03,103
So, now you're out there,
take a photo.

1869
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:04,771
Just a pretend one.
Go ahead.

1870
01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:08,842
Now you take that photo,
you put it on the line,

1871
01:04:08,844 --> 01:04:11,611
Online.
,.. put it on Twitter, you put it on whatever you want.

1872
01:04:11,613 --> 01:04:13,046
That is Instagram.

1873
01:04:13,048 --> 01:04:14,581
That's Instagram.
Hundred percent.

1874
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:16,750
I get it. We're hip.
We're not dummies.

1875
01:04:16,752 --> 01:04:19,486
Point taken. Now let's
go with my concept.

1876
01:04:19,488 --> 01:04:22,789
Now you've taken a
photo instantaneously,

1877
01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:24,257
or not instantaneously,

1878
01:04:24,259 --> 01:04:26,960
and then you take those
and you send those out

1879
01:04:26,962 --> 01:04:28,428
on the line.

1880
01:04:28,430 --> 01:04:31,097
Online.
You don't have to say shit.

1881
01:04:31,099 --> 01:04:33,099
You don't. You just say,

1882
01:04:33,101 --> 01:04:34,968
"I like that photo,"
and you share that photo

1883
01:04:34,970 --> 01:04:36,336
instantaneously
on the line

1884
01:04:36,338 --> 01:04:37,804
Online.
with your friends.

1885
01:04:37,806 --> 01:04:39,105
Now everyone's exchanging ideas.

1886
01:04:39,107 --> 01:04:40,640
Everyone's exchanging photos!

1887
01:04:40,642 --> 01:04:42,108
And that's
why the photos

1888
01:04:42,110 --> 01:04:44,844
that are being shared on the line,..
Online.

1889
01:04:44,846 --> 01:04:46,246
will be known as
"Exchangeagram. "

1890
01:04:46,248 --> 01:04:47,947
Nice!
Holy shitballs, Billy!

1891
01:04:47,949 --> 01:04:49,382
We don't have
time for this.

1892
01:04:49,384 --> 01:04:51,084
Hello, fellow interns!
Graham Hawtrey here.

1893
01:04:51,086 --> 01:04:52,452
I've taken the liberty

1894
01:04:52,454 --> 01:04:55,255
of attaching a link
to our app, which has

1895
01:04:55,257 --> 01:04:58,124
already been downloaded
230 times. Booyah!

1896
01:04:58,126 --> 01:04:59,993
Great.

1897
01:04:59,995 --> 01:05:01,361
We're gonna lose
yet another challenge,

1898
01:05:01,363 --> 01:05:02,796
we're not gonna
get these jobs,

1899
01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:04,397
and our lives
are basically ruined.

1900
01:05:04,399 --> 01:05:07,133
Okay, hold on a sec.
Your life isn't ruined.

1901
01:05:07,135 --> 01:05:08,334
You guys are 21 years old.

1902
01:05:08,336 --> 01:05:10,270
You have your whole life
in front of you.

1903
01:05:10,272 --> 01:05:12,238
Do you even know what it's
like to be 21 right now?

1904
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,673
I mean, a quarter
of the kids

1905
01:05:13,675 --> 01:05:15,275
coming out of college
can't even get jobs.

1906
01:05:15,277 --> 01:05:16,543
That's a correct statistic.
Mother says

1907
01:05:16,545 --> 01:05:18,511
you can work hard and go
to the right school,

1908
01:05:18,513 --> 01:05:20,113
but nothing
is guaranteed anymore.

1909
01:05:20,115 --> 01:05:22,749
That's life. Sorry.

1910
01:05:22,751 --> 01:05:24,284
These guys are right.

1911
01:05:24,286 --> 01:05:27,020
The whole American Dream thing
that you guys grew up on,

1912
01:05:27,022 --> 01:05:29,455
that's all it is
nowadays a dream.

1913
01:05:29,457 --> 01:05:31,124
You're too young
to be this cynical.

1914
01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:32,992
Do you really see
the world this way?

1915
01:05:32,994 --> 01:05:34,494
That's not how we see it.

1916
01:05:34,496 --> 01:05:37,497
It's just,..
the way things are now.

1917
01:05:37,499 --> 01:05:39,098
All right,
that's it.

1918
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:40,633
Everybody up.
Here we go.

1919
01:05:40,635 --> 01:05:42,902
Let's do it.
Breathoffreshair time.

1920
01:05:42,904 --> 01:05:44,103
Why? we have
work to do.

1921
01:05:44,105 --> 01:05:45,138
No, no, no.
Uhhuh. Ahah!

1922
01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:46,472
Time to hit
the reset button.

1923
01:05:46,474 --> 01:05:48,141
Yeah.
We're taking it to the street.

1924
01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:49,843
We're gonna get our heads
right, 'cause we need

1925
01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:51,511
to come together as a team,
'cause that's not happening.

1926
01:05:51,513 --> 01:05:53,079
What about the app?
This is bigger than an app.

1927
01:05:53,081 --> 01:05:54,747
Okay, and by the way,
we do have something

1928
01:05:54,749 --> 01:05:56,482
pretty terrific in our back
pocket with that Exchangeagram.

1929
01:05:56,484 --> 01:05:58,084
Just let it marinate.
Oh, we're holding four aces.

1930
01:05:58,086 --> 01:05:59,519
Stop saying no before
you give it a chance.

1931
01:05:59,521 --> 01:06:01,054
Oh, yeah, that's a winner.
Here we go.

1932
01:06:01,056 --> 01:06:02,322
Time to light it up forever

1933
01:06:02,324 --> 01:06:04,257
and never go to sleep.
Let's go.

1934
01:06:04,259 --> 01:06:07,327
Can we talk about this
"online, on the line" thing?

1935
01:06:07,329 --> 01:06:09,495
Please?
We're gonna follow the morons?

1936
01:06:09,497 --> 01:06:11,831
#Lookin' at, lookin' at,
lookin' at me #

1937
01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:14,400
#Look at that, look at how
they lookin' at me #

1938
01:06:14,402 --> 01:06:16,736
#Eyes all sticky
like honey on bees #

1939
01:06:16,738 --> 01:06:19,239
#Yeah, uh, uh #Look at that,
look at how they lookin' at me,.. #

1940
01:06:27,415 --> 01:06:28,648
Eh,..

1941
01:06:34,189 --> 01:06:35,622
Oh, xièxie!

1942
01:06:35,624 --> 01:06:38,524
My friend here says there's

1943
01:06:38,526 --> 01:06:40,627
a dance club down the street
that's supposed to be great.

1944
01:06:40,629 --> 01:06:42,228
You're shitting me.
No, I shit you not.

1945
01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:43,563
Come on, let's hit it.

1946
01:06:43,565 --> 01:06:45,732
#Driving my car
to a foreign place #

1947
01:06:45,734 --> 01:06:48,368
#Lookin' at me,
now they know my face #

1948
01:06:48,370 --> 01:06:50,036
#We want it all now,
we got it all #

1949
01:06:50,038 --> 01:06:52,605
#Yes, look at that,
look at how they lookin' at #

1950
01:06:52,607 --> 01:06:54,974
#Look at how they lookin' at,
look at how they lookin' at,.. #

1951
01:06:58,313 --> 01:07:00,680
#Roll that

1952
01:07:01,749 --> 01:07:02,882
#Roll that

1953
01:07:05,853 --> 01:07:07,487
#Roll that

1954
01:07:10,124 --> 01:07:11,758
#Trust me, trust me

1955
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,093
#I'll give you one night
just to love me #

1956
01:07:14,095 --> 01:07:15,461
#Have your man say, "Fuck me"

1957
01:07:15,463 --> 01:07:17,163
#'Cause I beat
that pussy up ugly #

1958
01:07:17,165 --> 01:07:18,998
#Ooh,.. #
#We gamblin',..

1959
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,668
Are you sure
he said "dance club"?

1960
01:07:21,670 --> 01:07:23,469
You know, I was
rocking Mandarin,

1961
01:07:23,471 --> 01:07:25,672
he was rocking Cantonese
something clearly got confused

1962
01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:28,107
in the middle, but I say,
boom goes the dynamite.

1963
01:07:28,109 --> 01:07:30,043
Happy accident, right?

1964
01:07:31,879 --> 01:07:34,314
Show you to your table?

1965
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:40,153
Great big world
out there, my friend.

1966
01:07:40,155 --> 01:07:43,423
Just three inches up,
I beg you.

1967
01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:45,124
Yeah.

1968
01:07:45,126 --> 01:07:46,459
Any questions?

1969
01:07:47,828 --> 01:07:49,495
Oh,.. wow.

1970
01:07:49,497 --> 01:07:51,030
Holy,..

1971
01:07:51,032 --> 01:07:52,699
shit, that's deep.

1972
01:07:55,336 --> 01:07:57,637
All right, I think
that's our cue. Here we go.

1973
01:07:57,639 --> 01:07:59,138
Okay.  Great.
Deal with it.  Yes.

1974
01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:00,907
Come on! Whoo!
This is,.. this is good.

1975
01:08:00,909 --> 01:08:01,975
I mean,
it's totally cool.

1976
01:08:01,977 --> 01:08:03,443
It's great.

1977
01:08:03,445 --> 01:08:05,178
You okay there,
firecracker?

1978
01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:06,646
What? Yeah. Totally.
All right.

1979
01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:08,614
What? This,..
this is my jam.

1980
01:08:08,616 --> 01:08:10,249
I mean, this,.. this here is my shit.
No, look, I know

1981
01:08:10,251 --> 01:08:11,584
this is your shit,
but look, if you don't

1982
01:08:11,586 --> 01:08:13,219
want to be here,
I'll go grab those guys

1983
01:08:13,221 --> 01:08:14,320
by their little boners,
and we'll drag them,

1984
01:08:14,322 --> 01:08:16,089
we'll all go back on the bus.

1985
01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:18,925
Yeah, we can,..
No, no, no, don't do that, don't do that.

1986
01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:20,293
It's just, um,..

1987
01:08:20,295 --> 01:08:23,029
I've only read
about this stuff, okay?

1988
01:08:23,031 --> 01:08:27,367
Craigslist casual encounters.
Twilight fan fiction. Hentai.

1989
01:08:27,369 --> 01:08:28,668
What's Hentai?

1990
01:08:29,737 --> 01:08:31,337
Japanese comic books
where the women

1991
01:08:31,339 --> 01:08:33,206
get penetrated
by octopus tentacles.

1992
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:36,042
Oh. Ah.
Look,

1993
01:08:36,044 --> 01:08:37,076
it's just,..

1994
01:08:37,078 --> 01:08:39,078
I have imagined,.. everything.

1995
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,914
It's just I've,..
I've never done,.. anything.

1996
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:43,182
Hey, listen,

1997
01:08:43,184 --> 01:08:44,584
your secret's safe with us.

1998
01:08:44,586 --> 01:08:46,052
And for what
it's worth,

1999
01:08:46,054 --> 01:08:48,988
your imagination is so wild,

2000
01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:52,225
reality's gonna be a breeze,
if not a letdown.

2001
01:08:52,227 --> 01:08:53,960
Thanks.

2002
01:08:53,962 --> 01:08:55,962
Show you to your
table, cutie?

2003
01:08:55,964 --> 01:08:58,798
#I'd rather lose it all
than take it home without you #

2004
01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,932
#Roll that

2005
01:09:02,336 --> 01:09:03,536
#Roll the dice.

2006
01:09:14,348 --> 01:09:15,681
Get in here!

2007
01:09:15,683 --> 01:09:17,450
Let's go!
It's about time

2008
01:09:17,452 --> 01:09:20,686
this group had a night.
Let the good times roll!

2009
01:09:20,688 --> 01:09:23,756
Bingo,..!
Here you go!

2010
01:09:23,758 --> 01:09:25,725
Bottoms up, YoYo.
Oh, II can't.

2011
01:09:25,727 --> 01:09:26,659
I I can't.

2012
01:09:26,661 --> 01:09:28,394
What?
You're 21, right?

2013
01:09:28,396 --> 01:09:31,597
Yeah, but my mom says alcohol
numbs the brain.

2014
01:09:31,599 --> 01:09:33,733
Look, I'm not saying
a shot of tequila's

2015
01:09:33,735 --> 01:09:35,902
the first step on the
journey to selfrespect,

2016
01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:39,672
but goddamn, maybe it's a
step in the right direction.

2017
01:09:39,674 --> 01:09:40,973
Maybe?

2018
01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:42,308
Your call.

2019
01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:43,843
One shot.

2020
01:09:43,845 --> 01:09:45,044
Whoo! All right!
Thataboy!  One shot!

2021
01:09:45,046 --> 01:09:46,446
Yeah!
Bang it, Yo!

2022
01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:47,780
Let's go, baby!
Yeah! That's it, baby!

2023
01:09:47,782 --> 01:09:49,982
To the night you'll
never remember!

2024
01:09:49,984 --> 01:09:51,951
#

2025
01:10:03,731 --> 01:10:05,832
Yeah!
He's getting down, people!

2026
01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:07,767
One more!

2027
01:10:07,769 --> 01:10:10,603
#

2028
01:10:18,846 --> 01:10:21,581
Look what we got
cooking here. Ready?

2029
01:10:23,584 --> 01:10:26,185
Exchangeagram moment, bitches!

2030
01:10:29,456 --> 01:10:31,357
Ready for your first
lap dance, professor?

2031
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:32,792
Are you kidding?
YoYo stays ready.

2032
01:10:32,794 --> 01:10:34,193
That way,
he doesn't have

2033
01:10:34,195 --> 01:10:36,429
to get ready.
This is Tapioca.

2034
01:10:36,431 --> 01:10:38,831
She's studying
to be a dental assistant.

2035
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:40,099
Enjoy!

2036
01:10:47,908 --> 01:10:50,610
It happens all the time.

2037
01:10:50,612 --> 01:10:53,112
Some would say
it's the point.

2038
01:10:53,114 --> 01:10:54,881
#

2039
01:10:58,085 --> 01:10:59,685
It's all good.

2040
01:10:59,687 --> 01:11:03,122
You might want to double up
on the underwear next time.

2041
01:11:03,124 --> 01:11:07,260
#Make that body work,
makemake that body work,.. #

2042
01:11:07,262 --> 01:11:08,761
I got to tell you,

2043
01:11:08,763 --> 01:11:11,364
the reboot time
is impressive.

2044
01:11:11,366 --> 01:11:13,633
Trifecta.

2045
01:11:13,635 --> 01:11:16,235
Cheers, bud.
Hey, cheers. Cheers.

2046
01:11:16,237 --> 01:11:18,971
#Hot thing, hot thing, hot
thing ##What's up with it? #

2047
01:11:18,973 --> 01:11:21,474
#Hot thing, hot thing
#What's up with it? #

2048
01:11:21,476 --> 01:11:24,343
#What's up with it? ##Shorty
got a body that jeans can't hold #

2049
01:11:24,345 --> 01:11:27,880
#And she movin' like she learn
everything from the pole #

2050
01:11:27,882 --> 01:11:30,750
#And she love to party,
number one hobby #

2051
01:11:30,752 --> 01:11:33,519
#Out till the morning,
better ask somebody #

2052
01:11:33,521 --> 01:11:36,088
#Yo, talk to the girl,
don't fool around #

2053
01:11:36,090 --> 01:11:38,958
#Oh ##Watch what happen
to you when she hear the sound #

2054
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,061
#Oh ##Tell her shake it
up, tell her hit the ground #

2055
01:11:42,063 --> 01:11:44,864
#Oh ##Gonna face
time, see if she's down,.. #

2056
01:11:44,866 --> 01:11:47,900
No way. HHi.

2057
01:11:47,902 --> 01:11:50,403
Is that your dance
teacher from back at Google?

2058
01:11:50,405 --> 01:11:52,805
Go talk to her.

2059
01:11:52,807 --> 01:11:54,674
LYLE
Y Yeah, for shizzle, you know,

2060
01:11:54,676 --> 01:11:56,776
I just go up and I'm, like,

2061
01:11:56,778 --> 01:11:58,678
"YYo, you want to join
the LyleHigh Club?"

2062
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,580
You know, Lyle, sometimes
the most radical move

2063
01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:02,048
is just to be yourself.

2064
01:12:03,116 --> 01:12:05,551
And I really like the real Lyle.

2065
01:12:05,553 --> 01:12:08,287
Yeah?
Yeah.

2066
01:12:08,289 --> 01:12:11,157
Go on, you're
burning daylight.

2067
01:12:11,159 --> 01:12:13,559
#

2068
01:12:13,561 --> 01:12:15,194
Let's do this.

2069
01:12:22,703 --> 01:12:24,170
Uh, hi.
Okay, good.

2070
01:12:24,172 --> 01:12:26,973
Hi.
Hi.

2071
01:12:26,975 --> 01:12:27,974
Hi.

2072
01:12:27,976 --> 01:12:28,975
Hi.
Hi.

2073
01:12:29,811 --> 01:12:31,677
You were really good up there.

2074
01:12:31,679 --> 01:12:33,346
I mean, that was
amaz,.. I,..

2075
01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:35,314
Not in,.. not in,
like, a sexual way.

2076
01:12:35,316 --> 01:12:36,449
Well, kind of in
a sexual way.

2077
01:12:36,451 --> 01:12:38,184
It was,.. you're very talented.

2078
01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:39,652
Everything you do is special,

2079
01:12:39,654 --> 01:12:40,987
is what I'm saying.

2080
01:12:40,989 --> 01:12:42,888
I'mI'm just,..
I'm so embarrassed.

2081
01:12:42,890 --> 01:12:44,357
What? You're embar,..
Are you kidding?

2082
01:12:44,359 --> 01:12:45,758
Now we're even,
because dancing

2083
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,927
in your class at Google
was one of the most

2084
01:12:47,929 --> 01:12:51,197
embarrassing moments
of m'life.

2085
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:54,634
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I
don't remember anything specifically awful.

2086
01:12:54,636 --> 01:12:58,004
Oh, poop. You don't
remem,.. you don't,..

2087
01:12:58,006 --> 01:13:01,274
Well, then that means
we're not even, and,..

2088
01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:03,876
there's only one very
unfortunate way to fix that.

2089
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,278
Oh.

2090
01:13:08,149 --> 01:13:10,549
Okay, yes, all right,

2091
01:13:10,551 --> 01:13:12,618
that is burned in my memory.
You can stop now.

2092
01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:14,353
How about I stop,..

2093
01:13:14,355 --> 01:13:16,088
if and only if,..
Yes?

2094
01:13:16,090 --> 01:13:17,657
I can buy you a drink?

2095
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:21,193
I would love that.

2096
01:13:21,195 --> 01:13:22,228
Yeah?
Yeah.

2097
01:13:22,230 --> 01:13:23,262
Shots?

2098
01:13:23,264 --> 01:13:25,331
Yes. Shots.
Shots.

2099
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:27,400
#I can fuck you

2100
01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:30,403
#

2101
01:13:39,646 --> 01:13:40,913
#I can fuck you

2102
01:13:40,915 --> 01:13:42,581
#Better, better,
better, better #

2103
01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:43,683
#Better, better

2104
01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:45,384
#I can fuck you

2105
01:13:56,797 --> 01:13:59,665
#Hey, I heard
you were a wild one #

2106
01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:02,134
#Wild one, wild one, ooh

2107
01:14:02,136 --> 01:14:04,537
#Oh, II like crazy,
foolish, stupid #

2108
01:14:04,539 --> 01:14:06,172
#Party going wild,
fistpumping music,.. #

2109
01:14:06,174 --> 01:14:08,641
I I love teaching
at Google,

2110
01:14:08,643 --> 01:14:10,476
but it's only parttime,
and it doesn't cover

2111
01:14:10,478 --> 01:14:11,744
my tuition,
so I augment.

2112
01:14:11,746 --> 01:14:13,279
No, don't augment;
you look perfect

2113
01:14:13,281 --> 01:14:14,747
the way you are.
Aw.

2114
01:14:14,749 --> 01:14:16,782
Thanks.
Could I get a dance?

2115
01:14:16,784 --> 01:14:18,484
Not now.
Look, bitch, I don't know

2116
01:14:18,486 --> 01:14:19,885
who you think
this geek is,

2117
01:14:19,887 --> 01:14:22,421
but I spend a shitload
of dinerin this place

2118
01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:24,223
and I expect to nut.

2119
01:14:24,225 --> 01:14:26,659
Yeah, I know, I'm totally
a geek, Biff Tannen. Huh?

2120
01:14:26,661 --> 01:14:28,327
Who's Biff Tannen?

2121
01:14:28,329 --> 01:14:31,330
You're, um, Biff from
Back to the Future, right?

2122
01:14:31,332 --> 01:14:33,733
You want to take this outside?
No, I think I'd rather

2123
01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:35,301
stay here and talk
to the pretty girl.

2124
01:14:35,303 --> 01:14:37,103
Yeah, well, let's rock, not talk.
Hey, man,..

2125
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:39,205
Stop it.
Hey, is there a problem here?

2126
01:14:39,207 --> 01:14:41,774
It looks like somebody needs
their two way older brothers

2127
01:14:41,776 --> 01:14:43,509
to fight for them, huh?

2128
01:14:43,511 --> 01:14:46,679
Oh, and it's the
United Colors of Nerd.

2129
01:14:46,681 --> 01:14:48,314
Do all you guys
work together?

2130
01:14:48,316 --> 01:14:50,649
I'm gonna out on a limb
and say it's a tech company.

2131
01:14:50,651 --> 01:14:52,184
Free cereal
and ugly people?

2132
01:14:52,186 --> 01:14:53,519
Oh, whoa! Hey!

2133
01:14:53,521 --> 01:14:55,287
Come on,
take it easy.

2134
01:14:55,289 --> 01:14:56,622
Is this the Jets and the Sharks?

2135
01:14:56,624 --> 01:14:58,190
So why don't you guys
head that way,

2136
01:14:58,192 --> 01:15:00,292
we'll head this way,
and never the twain shall meet.

2137
01:15:00,294 --> 01:15:01,861
Have a great night.

2138
01:15:01,863 --> 01:15:04,730
That's a good idea.

2139
01:15:19,946 --> 01:15:22,581
My mother hits harder than you!

2140
01:15:23,985 --> 01:15:26,419
Yeah! Down goes
Frazier! Whoo!

2141
01:15:28,256 --> 01:15:30,523
What's up! Oh, shit!

2142
01:15:30,525 --> 01:15:32,124
See you again!
I'll kill you!

2143
01:15:32,126 --> 01:15:33,926
Hide your kids!
Hide your wife!

2144
01:15:33,928 --> 01:15:36,462
That's how you party!

2145
01:15:36,464 --> 01:15:39,598
#

2146
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,900
We're too hot to party

2147
01:15:40,902 --> 01:15:42,435
that's why they
got to kick us out.

2148
01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:44,036
'Cause they're gonna
call the fire department.

2149
01:15:44,038 --> 01:15:45,738
Why don't you bring it
outside to party?

2150
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,873
No more fun.
Come on.

2151
01:15:48,975 --> 01:15:50,776
Look at that view.

2152
01:15:50,778 --> 01:15:52,645
Come on, you're
not gonna see that

2153
01:15:52,647 --> 01:15:54,013
on your little
fourinch screen.

2154
01:15:54,015 --> 01:15:56,916
You got to look up.
STUART Yeah.

2155
01:15:56,918 --> 01:15:59,952
Okay, buddy, you were
an animal out there tonight.

2156
01:15:59,954 --> 01:16:01,954
Right.
No, you were.

2157
01:16:01,956 --> 01:16:03,689
Did you have a good time?

2158
01:16:03,691 --> 01:16:06,325
Yeah, it was all right.
"It was all right. "

2159
01:16:06,327 --> 01:16:07,593
Why do you do that?

2160
01:16:07,595 --> 01:16:09,295
What do you mean?
Do what?

2161
01:16:09,297 --> 01:16:10,729
Lowball me like that.

2162
01:16:10,731 --> 01:16:12,832
Come on, I'm not
gonna take away your

2163
01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:14,900
"cool guy" card if you
admit you give a shit

2164
01:16:14,902 --> 01:16:18,237
about something or, God forbid,
you had a great time.

2165
01:16:19,272 --> 01:16:21,407
Um,..

2166
01:16:21,409 --> 01:16:23,509
all right, it was fun.

2167
01:16:23,511 --> 01:16:25,277
Stewie,..

2168
01:16:25,279 --> 01:16:27,146
What?
Come on.

2169
01:16:27,148 --> 01:16:28,681
All right, what?
What do you want me to say,

2170
01:16:28,683 --> 01:16:29,882
it was the best
night of my life?

2171
01:16:29,884 --> 01:16:31,917
Only if it's true.

2172
01:16:34,688 --> 01:16:37,790
All right, it was the
best night of my life.

2173
01:16:37,792 --> 01:16:39,625
My Noogler!

2174
01:16:39,627 --> 01:16:42,228
Come here!
My Noogler.

2175
01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:44,563
Wow, I don't believe there
hasn't been one boyfriend

2176
01:16:44,565 --> 01:16:46,465
along the way.
Nope.

2177
01:16:46,467 --> 01:16:48,133
That's embarrassing.

2178
01:16:48,135 --> 01:16:50,135
Well, it's nothing
to be embarrassed of.

2179
01:16:50,137 --> 01:16:52,838
You got plenty
of time for that.

2180
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,874
I mean, you're
the whole package.

2181
01:16:54,876 --> 01:16:57,042
You're beautiful,

2182
01:16:57,044 --> 01:16:58,644
you're smart,
you got great teeth.

2183
01:16:58,646 --> 01:16:59,979
You do.

2184
01:16:59,981 --> 01:17:02,581
Unbelievable chompers on
the old girl, I mean it.

2185
01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:04,750
For sure. And, uh,..

2186
01:17:04,752 --> 01:17:06,619
terrific shoes
I'm always excited

2187
01:17:06,621 --> 01:17:08,954
to see what kind of getup
you're gonna throw together.

2188
01:17:08,956 --> 01:17:10,656
That part's true.
Well, it is true.

2189
01:17:10,658 --> 01:17:12,057
A lot of great
things going.

2190
01:17:12,059 --> 01:17:13,859
Some guy's gonna find
himself very lucky

2191
01:17:13,861 --> 01:17:15,327
to be next to you.

2192
01:17:15,329 --> 01:17:16,962
Yeah, I'm not so sure.

2193
01:17:16,964 --> 01:17:20,466
Well, I am. And I've been
around a little bit.

2194
01:17:20,468 --> 01:17:22,468
I'm positive.

2195
01:17:26,039 --> 01:17:28,541
#

2196
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:30,743
#Hot thing, hot thing

2197
01:17:30,745 --> 01:17:32,511
#Hot thing,
what up with it, hot thing #

2198
01:17:32,513 --> 01:17:34,880
#What up with it,
hot thing,.. #Lyle!

2199
01:17:34,882 --> 01:17:37,816
Looks like you hit it off
with Saffron tonight.

2200
01:17:37,818 --> 01:17:39,151
I'm texting her
that I love her,

2201
01:17:39,153 --> 01:17:41,053
and I'm sending her
this picture I just took

2202
01:17:41,055 --> 01:17:42,955
of little Lyle when
he made pee in the bushes.

2203
01:17:42,957 --> 01:17:45,090
Look, he's winking.
No, Lyle, Lyle, Lyle,

2204
01:17:45,092 --> 01:17:46,926
that's a horrible idea.

2205
01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:49,562
Please don't do that.
You're drunk off your ass.

2206
01:17:49,564 --> 01:17:51,030
I appreciate your concern,

2207
01:17:51,032 --> 01:17:53,232
but I'm flying, baby.

2208
01:17:53,234 --> 01:17:54,767
Okay, Lyle,
you're not flying.

2209
01:17:54,769 --> 01:17:56,268
What's 17 squared?

2210
01:17:56,270 --> 01:17:58,304
289. Why?

2211
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:00,039
Give me a harder
question than that.

2212
01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:01,707
You know where I'm
driving with this.

2213
01:18:01,709 --> 01:18:03,442
Try, uh, maybe square root
of 17.

2214
01:18:03,444 --> 01:18:04,843
Like, 4.23, maybe?

2215
01:18:04,845 --> 01:18:06,312
That's the app.

2216
01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:08,881
That's the app
we should do right there.

2217
01:18:08,883 --> 01:18:10,482
What?
Some quiz question you got to answer

2218
01:18:10,484 --> 01:18:14,720
before you can send a drunk text
or a drunk email or phone call,

2219
01:18:14,722 --> 01:18:16,689
something to protect you
from yourself.

2220
01:18:16,691 --> 01:18:18,123
That's good.
Can we do that?

2221
01:18:18,125 --> 01:18:20,459
Hells, yeah, we could do that.
Are you shitting me?

2222
01:18:20,461 --> 01:18:22,995
I could program the shit
out of that bitch

2223
01:18:22,997 --> 01:18:25,564
on the bus ride home.
Well, I'll take that

2224
01:18:25,566 --> 01:18:28,000
as an overwhelming yes,
then! Come on! Let's roll!

2225
01:18:28,002 --> 01:18:30,169
Let's get back to HQ!
Hey, wait, wait.

2226
01:18:30,171 --> 01:18:31,971
Let'slet's stay, like,
five minutes, you know?

2227
01:18:31,973 --> 01:18:34,173
Just enjoy the view
a little more.

2228
01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,709
All right.

2229
01:18:36,711 --> 01:18:37,710
Yeah?

2230
01:18:37,712 --> 01:18:39,511
Wow. Yeah.

2231
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,687
#

2232
01:18:55,261 --> 01:18:57,196
Oh, the whole world looks like

2233
01:18:57,198 --> 01:18:59,598
a giant pinwheel of death
right now.

2234
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,667
Price of making
memories, Stewie.

2235
01:19:01,669 --> 01:19:03,936
I think my
liver hurts.

2236
01:19:03,938 --> 01:19:06,839
Astonishingly, your app

2237
01:19:06,841 --> 01:19:08,674
received ten times
more downloads

2238
01:19:08,676 --> 01:19:10,075
than any other team's.

2239
01:19:11,177 --> 01:19:12,544
It appears
that you have won

2240
01:19:12,546 --> 01:19:13,646
your first challenge.

2241
01:19:13,648 --> 01:19:14,813
How about it?

2242
01:19:14,815 --> 01:19:16,448
Congratulations.
Oh, yeah!

2243
01:19:16,450 --> 01:19:19,151
Come on, baby.
The lead!

2244
01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:23,155
Oh, easy there, big guy.

2245
01:19:25,092 --> 01:19:27,593
He gets overexcited.

2246
01:19:27,595 --> 01:19:29,395
Lovely.

2247
01:19:29,397 --> 01:19:31,296
Let it out.

2248
01:19:31,298 --> 01:19:32,998
Let it out, little feller.

2249
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,933
#

2250
01:19:36,269 --> 01:19:37,736
That's what I'm
talking about. Right there!

2251
01:19:37,738 --> 01:19:39,838
Yeah! Right there!

2252
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:44,043
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh ##All right!

2253
01:19:44,045 --> 01:19:46,445
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

2254
01:19:46,447 --> 01:19:49,214
#She's coming home to me

2255
01:19:49,216 --> 01:19:50,816
#Because I said

2256
01:19:50,818 --> 01:19:52,885
#"I'm lonely,
darling, please" #

2257
01:19:52,887 --> 01:19:54,553
#But instead of waiting,..

2258
01:19:54,555 --> 01:19:56,255
You got it, you
got it, you got it,

2259
01:19:56,257 --> 01:19:57,423
you got it, you got it.

2260
01:19:57,425 --> 01:19:59,458
Keep going. Come on.
Come on, Neha.

2261
01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:00,893
You got it, you got it.

2262
01:20:00,895 --> 01:20:04,430
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

2263
01:20:04,432 --> 01:20:05,764
#Whoa, ohoh,.. #

2264
01:20:08,069 --> 01:20:11,370
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

2265
01:20:11,372 --> 01:20:15,407
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh,.. #

2266
01:20:18,778 --> 01:20:20,279
Logan, I'd have Jean,..

2267
01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:22,481
Our Professor X was
way meaner than this guy.

2268
01:20:22,483 --> 01:20:23,682
You're not kidding.

2269
01:20:23,684 --> 01:20:25,150
It wasn't funny at the time.

2270
01:20:25,152 --> 01:20:26,618
#Whoa, ohoh #

2271
01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:28,854
#Ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

2272
01:20:28,856 --> 01:20:33,659
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh,.. #

2273
01:20:33,661 --> 01:20:34,927
So, you see, what I'm
doing right now

2274
01:20:34,929 --> 01:20:37,930
is I'm supercharging
my CSS and HTML skills,

2275
01:20:37,932 --> 01:20:39,732
'cause you can do them
both simultaneously.

2276
01:20:39,734 --> 01:20:41,533
HTML5, right?

2277
01:20:41,535 --> 01:20:45,471
That's one step beyond the HTML5
that they mentioned the other day

2278
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:48,107
with the CSS3, remember?
No.

2279
01:20:48,109 --> 01:20:49,541
Guys, when it comes
to writing code,

2280
01:20:49,543 --> 01:20:51,543
you've got your choice
of a number of editors.

2281
01:20:51,545 --> 01:20:54,146
Editors such as Emacs,
nano and vi,..

2282
01:20:54,148 --> 01:20:55,347
What? What does that mean?

2283
01:20:55,349 --> 01:20:56,782
,..have features
like syntax highlighting

2284
01:20:56,784 --> 01:20:58,784
and syntax specific
autocomplete.

2285
01:20:58,786 --> 01:20:59,785
Any questions?

2286
01:21:01,755 --> 01:21:05,224
It occurred to me, why not
use Emacs rather than vi

2287
01:21:05,226 --> 01:21:07,526
as the default editor
for Ubuntu?

2288
01:21:07,528 --> 01:21:11,630
That's actually,..
a very good thought, Nick.

2289
01:21:11,632 --> 01:21:12,898
Thank you.

2290
01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:14,967
Vi versus Emacs
is a constant debate.

2291
01:21:14,969 --> 01:21:17,002
Moving on,..

2292
01:21:17,004 --> 01:21:20,973
Let's talk integrated
personal development.

2293
01:21:20,975 --> 01:21:24,777
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh, ohoh,
ohoh ##Oh, I love you

2294
01:21:24,779 --> 01:21:28,413
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh, ohoh,
ohoh ##Oh, I love you.

2295
01:21:31,585 --> 01:21:33,352
Sammy.

2296
01:21:33,354 --> 01:21:35,387
What, did you forget an insult?

2297
01:21:35,389 --> 01:21:37,890
Billy, you magnificent
son of a bitch.

2298
01:21:37,892 --> 01:21:39,224
How's unemployment?
Listen.

2299
01:21:39,226 --> 01:21:41,193
I want you two
to come work for me.

2300
01:21:41,195 --> 01:21:42,861
Sammy, my boy,
I thought you retired.

2301
01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:45,397
I did, Nicky, I did,
but I have stumbled

2302
01:21:45,399 --> 01:21:47,900
onto King Solomon's Mines,
my friends.

2303
01:21:47,902 --> 01:21:49,968
Two words:
motorized scooters.

2304
01:21:49,970 --> 01:21:51,236
Head down to Modesto.

2305
01:21:51,238 --> 01:21:52,538
Start checking out
the oldage homes.

2306
01:21:52,540 --> 01:21:54,273
Ah, Sammy, we already
have the gig here.

2307
01:21:54,275 --> 01:21:56,008
Whoa, whoa, wewewe,..
we got a new gig.

2308
01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:57,142
Yeah, we're interns
at Google.

2309
01:21:57,144 --> 01:21:58,243
Interns at Google?

2310
01:21:58,245 --> 01:21:59,611
Who are you kidding?

2311
01:21:59,613 --> 01:22:00,612
You're salesmen.

2312
01:22:00,614 --> 01:22:02,114
This is a sales gig.

2313
01:22:02,116 --> 01:22:04,049
It's a job.
Sammy, we've had lots of jobs.

2314
01:22:04,051 --> 01:22:05,584
We're trying to build
a future here.

2315
01:22:05,586 --> 01:22:07,386
And I'm trying
to get hard on my own,

2316
01:22:07,388 --> 01:22:08,887
but the Cialis
is a guarantee.

2317
01:22:08,889 --> 01:22:10,856
You finish up
with this "internship,"

2318
01:22:10,858 --> 01:22:12,291
who knows what's
going to happen?

2319
01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:13,759
Exactly. Who knows
what's going to happen?

2320
01:22:13,761 --> 01:22:15,661
That's what I'm saying.
Why are you repeating

2321
01:22:15,663 --> 01:22:17,696
what I'm saying?  Shh. Time
for baby to go nightnight.

2322
01:22:17,698 --> 01:22:20,532
No. What? You're,.. Billy, you're cutting out.
Shh,..

2323
01:22:20,534 --> 01:22:21,700
That felt great.

2324
01:22:26,206 --> 01:22:28,173
You know what? I'll catch up
with you later, okay?

2325
01:22:28,175 --> 01:22:29,474
All right.
I'll see you in a bit.

2326
01:22:30,743 --> 01:22:32,911
You know, if this
is being a workaholic,

2327
01:22:32,913 --> 01:22:34,413
maybe I should get a glass.

2328
01:22:34,415 --> 01:22:36,982
I have 15 minutes
until my next meeting.

2329
01:22:36,984 --> 01:22:38,450
Okay, well, here's the thing.

2330
01:22:38,452 --> 01:22:40,419
You know how we were talking
about regret and,..

2331
01:22:40,421 --> 01:22:42,354
I remember you talking
about regret.

2332
01:22:42,356 --> 01:22:43,922
Well, I don't want to add

2333
01:22:43,924 --> 01:22:45,557
"not asking you out"
to that list,

2334
01:22:45,559 --> 01:22:47,793
because that credit card
is maxed out.

2335
01:22:47,795 --> 01:22:49,428
Okay, so can we establish

2336
01:22:49,430 --> 01:22:51,730
you are, in fact,
asking me out on a date?

2337
01:22:51,732 --> 01:22:54,299
Yes. And I figure that I'm such
a mountain of mistakes

2338
01:22:54,301 --> 01:22:57,002
that going out with me
just once this evening

2339
01:22:57,004 --> 01:22:58,604
will be like
packing ten years

2340
01:22:58,606 --> 01:23:01,807
of bad experiences into,
you know, one night.

2341
01:23:01,809 --> 01:23:02,841
Okay. Fine.

2342
01:23:02,843 --> 01:23:05,110
Yes?
I'm saying yes.

2343
01:23:05,112 --> 01:23:06,712
Great. Great. Okay.
I'm in.

2344
01:23:06,714 --> 01:23:09,081
All right. Yeah.
Well, I'll leave you to it.

2345
01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:10,716
Okay. Tonight. Yes.
Good. Okay.

2346
01:23:16,256 --> 01:23:17,890
Hello, William.

2347
01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:19,124
I've been watching you.

2348
01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:20,325
You should choose your words

2349
01:23:20,327 --> 01:23:21,994
a little more carefully
in a bathhouse.

2350
01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:24,062
In the words of Nelly,..

2351
01:23:24,064 --> 01:23:26,164
"It's getting hot in herre. "

2352
01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:28,333
It's getting hot out there, too.

2353
01:23:28,335 --> 01:23:30,035
You definitely
got my attention.

2354
01:23:30,037 --> 01:23:33,171
All right,.. I'm feeling like
I want to go put my robe on now.

2355
01:23:33,173 --> 01:23:34,907
Enough to do
a little research on you.

2356
01:23:34,909 --> 01:23:36,241
What did we find out?

2357
01:23:36,243 --> 01:23:37,976
Let's see.

2358
01:23:37,978 --> 01:23:40,279
Your, uh,.. your company
was shut down.

2359
01:23:40,281 --> 01:23:42,247
Your home was foreclosed upon.

2360
01:23:42,249 --> 01:23:44,616
Your credit score
is actually negative.

2361
01:23:44,618 --> 01:23:46,385
That's kind of
amazing, Billy.

2362
01:23:46,387 --> 01:23:47,953
That's hard to do.

2363
01:23:47,955 --> 01:23:49,855
You try hard, McMahon.

2364
01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:52,357
I'll give you that.

2365
01:23:52,359 --> 01:23:55,394
But things never quite
work out for you, do they?

2366
01:23:55,396 --> 01:23:58,597
So, I could waste my energy
trying to beat you,

2367
01:23:58,599 --> 01:24:04,002
but it seems, given enough time,
you always find a way to fail.

2368
01:24:04,004 --> 01:24:06,171
I just need to get
out of your way.

2369
01:24:06,173 --> 01:24:08,307
So this is me going.

2370
01:24:13,046 --> 01:24:15,080
Only two challenges remain,

2371
01:24:15,082 --> 01:24:17,149
after which
a mere handful of you

2372
01:24:17,151 --> 01:24:20,052
will be offered
fulltime employment.

2373
01:24:20,054 --> 01:24:23,689
Now, the next challenge
is manning the Google helpline.

2374
01:24:23,691 --> 01:24:27,092
This is one of the most
difficult jobs we have

2375
01:24:27,094 --> 01:24:29,294
combining both
customer relations

2376
01:24:29,296 --> 01:24:31,363
and product fluency.

2377
01:24:31,365 --> 01:24:34,466
You will be judged on both.

2378
01:24:34,468 --> 01:24:39,571
This is a very tight race
right now.

2379
01:24:42,241 --> 01:24:44,009
I suggest you study up.

2380
01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:49,448
All right.
Let's drill it and kill it.

2381
01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:51,616
Authorization failure
with Google Drive. Neha.

2382
01:24:51,618 --> 01:24:53,418
Permission's probably changed.

2383
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:55,153
Request document access.
Bam!

2384
01:24:55,155 --> 01:24:57,022
Chrome connectivity issue.
Nick.

2385
01:24:57,024 --> 01:24:58,623
Unselect proxy server
for your LAN.

2386
01:24:58,625 --> 01:24:59,992
Nice.

2387
01:24:59,994 --> 01:25:02,094
Billy, I'm locked out
of my Google Wallet account.

2388
01:25:02,096 --> 01:25:03,161
Is that under Gmail
or Wallet Help?

2389
01:25:03,163 --> 01:25:04,763
"Uh, I don't know, sir.

2390
01:25:04,765 --> 01:25:06,765
That's kind of what I called you for. "
Right.

2391
01:25:06,767 --> 01:25:08,800
Here's the deal. I'm pretty
terrific on the phones.

2392
01:25:08,802 --> 01:25:11,336
I could sell prosciutto
to a rabbi, and I have.

2393
01:25:11,338 --> 01:25:12,871
Except you're not here
to sell anything.

2394
01:25:12,873 --> 01:25:14,306
Yeah, Billy,
you're not going to be able

2395
01:25:14,308 --> 01:25:15,841
to bullshit your way
through this one.

2396
01:25:15,843 --> 01:25:17,743
I mean, the only way to nail
this challenge is to study.

2397
01:25:17,745 --> 01:25:19,378
You just,.. you just
got to do it, man.

2398
01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:20,846
Well, great. Then study up
is what I'm going to do.

2399
01:25:20,848 --> 01:25:22,581
I'm going to study up.

2400
01:25:22,583 --> 01:25:25,217
Let me ask you, is there,
like, as a general rule,

2401
01:25:25,219 --> 01:25:26,551
like, a blanket statement

2402
01:25:26,553 --> 01:25:27,552
I could say
that could apply

2403
01:25:27,554 --> 01:25:28,854
to literally anything?

2404
01:25:28,856 --> 01:25:30,655
And then I'm either
going to shove

2405
01:25:30,657 --> 01:25:32,557
product down their face, right,

2406
01:25:32,559 --> 01:25:34,359
or I'm going to give them
another hotline?

2407
01:25:34,361 --> 01:25:35,627
What you are exactly
is tech support.

2408
01:25:35,629 --> 01:25:37,029
So, if you referred
them to another

2409
01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:38,296
phone number,
what would happen

2410
01:25:38,298 --> 01:25:40,032
is that your phone
would ring again,

2411
01:25:40,034 --> 01:25:41,800
'cause you'd be the number
that they were referring to.

2412
01:25:41,802 --> 01:25:43,702
What I'm suggesting
is give me the blanket thing

2413
01:25:43,704 --> 01:25:45,504
where I'm not necessarily wrong,
I'm not necessarily right,

2414
01:25:45,506 --> 01:25:47,072
and then I'll either hit them
with another helpline,

2415
01:25:47,074 --> 01:25:49,608
a real helpline, or I'll push
some product on them.

2416
01:25:49,610 --> 01:25:51,143
You want me to shove some
product down their throat?

2417
01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:52,577
'Cause I'll do it.
Full disclosure:

2418
01:25:52,579 --> 01:25:54,479
I think you're working
harder than you have to.

2419
01:25:54,481 --> 01:25:57,182
All you have to do is click
the button and read.

2420
01:25:57,184 --> 01:25:58,784
I got it.

2421
01:25:58,786 --> 01:26:00,218
Bam. Done. Read it.

2422
01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:02,120
I got it. I'll do it.

2423
01:26:02,122 --> 01:26:03,488
That's my man, Bill.
All right.

2424
01:26:03,490 --> 01:26:04,923
It's going to be fine.
You'll get it.

2425
01:26:04,925 --> 01:26:06,458
How's everybody
else doing?

2426
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,959
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.

2427
01:26:10,329 --> 01:26:12,330
NICK
Is it just me,

2428
01:26:12,332 --> 01:26:14,166
or is this food
incredible, right?

2429
01:26:14,168 --> 01:26:15,734
You're a liar.

2430
01:26:15,736 --> 01:26:16,802
What do you mean?

2431
01:26:16,804 --> 01:26:18,737
You were supposed
to be an asshole.

2432
01:26:18,739 --> 01:26:20,539
Come on.

2433
01:26:20,541 --> 01:26:22,808
You were supposed to
pack a decade worth

2434
01:26:22,810 --> 01:26:25,977
of jerks and bad dates
into one night.

2435
01:26:25,979 --> 01:26:26,978
Yeah.
Remember?

2436
01:26:26,980 --> 01:26:28,213
All right, now I remember. Yes.

2437
01:26:28,215 --> 01:26:29,281
But so far,

2438
01:26:29,283 --> 01:26:31,850
you've been,.. totally fine.

2439
01:26:31,852 --> 01:26:33,085
Totally fine?

2440
01:26:33,087 --> 01:26:34,486
Yeah.
Whawha.

2441
01:26:34,488 --> 01:26:35,821
No, I have dropped the ball.

2442
01:26:35,823 --> 01:26:37,789
I did promise that,
and I haven't delivered.

2443
01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:40,826
You know what?
Can we get the check, please?

2444
01:26:40,828 --> 01:26:42,527
May we get the check when you
get a chance, Jennifer?

2445
01:26:42,529 --> 01:26:43,862
How'd you know my,..?

2446
01:26:43,864 --> 01:26:46,531
Well, it says right here
on this little necklace.

2447
01:26:46,533 --> 01:26:48,533
And now that I got the name,
how about the number?

2448
01:26:48,535 --> 01:26:49,601
Ah,.. I'm just kidding.

2449
01:26:49,603 --> 01:26:52,404
Or maybe
I'm not kidding.

2450
01:26:52,406 --> 01:26:53,805
You're so cute.

2451
01:26:53,807 --> 01:26:55,307
So beautiful. Wow.

2452
01:26:55,309 --> 01:26:57,776
Did you just
hit on the waitress?

2453
01:26:57,778 --> 01:26:59,678
I did. Yes, yes.

2454
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:01,246
The lady asked for a jerk,

2455
01:27:01,248 --> 01:27:03,315
and I am trying to live up
to my promise.

2456
01:27:03,317 --> 01:27:05,484
I said ten years of assholes,

2457
01:27:05,486 --> 01:27:07,719
so, you know, you got
some ground to cover.

2458
01:27:07,721 --> 01:27:10,322
You know what? I think
you've had enough dessert.

2459
01:27:10,324 --> 01:27:12,224
I've been watching you
eat all night.

2460
01:27:12,226 --> 01:27:14,292
Okay, let me take care of this,

2461
01:27:14,294 --> 01:27:15,660
because you've got
to watch your figure.

2462
01:27:15,662 --> 01:27:16,962
And you're right on
the borderline.

2463
01:27:16,964 --> 01:27:18,130
You know what they say:

2464
01:27:18,132 --> 01:27:20,432
"A moment on the lips,
forever on the hips," right?

2465
01:27:20,434 --> 01:27:22,300
Mmm, this is divine.

2466
01:27:22,302 --> 01:27:24,536
Oh, you do not know
what you are missing.

2467
01:27:24,538 --> 01:27:26,138
It's incredible.
That's nice. That's nice.

2468
01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:28,373
But here's something you
aren't missing this check.

2469
01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:30,942
Because I got the cab,
so there you go.

2470
01:27:33,947 --> 01:27:35,480
Oh.

2471
01:27:35,482 --> 01:27:36,948
Jennifer.

2472
01:27:36,950 --> 01:27:38,316
Bullshit!
Right?

2473
01:27:38,318 --> 01:27:40,152
Wow, a little heart
and everything.

2474
01:27:40,154 --> 01:27:42,721
Huh. Now, why don't you
take care of that?

2475
01:27:42,723 --> 01:27:44,022
Because the night
is still young.

2476
01:27:44,024 --> 01:27:45,323
I'm taking you
to see some dogfighting.

2477
01:27:45,325 --> 01:27:46,758
Yes, I am.

2478
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:49,427
Rock and roll.
I think we're up to five years.

2479
01:27:49,429 --> 01:27:50,729
Yeah.

2480
01:27:50,731 --> 01:27:51,596
All right.

2481
01:27:51,598 --> 01:27:52,898
Oh,.. yeah,
let me get this.

2482
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:56,101
Oh, that's a,.. that's amazing.

2483
01:27:59,372 --> 01:28:00,939
Okay,..

2484
01:28:00,941 --> 01:28:05,210
"In Gmail, a 'bad request'
message shows if,.. "

2485
01:28:05,212 --> 01:28:07,279
Shows if,..

2486
01:28:07,281 --> 01:28:09,281
"Your Internet is down. "

2487
01:28:10,349 --> 01:28:12,584
Son of a bitch.

2488
01:28:12,586 --> 01:28:14,119
It shows,..
Jesus Christ!

2489
01:28:14,121 --> 01:28:16,121
You scared the shit out of me!

2490
01:28:16,123 --> 01:28:20,225
,..if your browser
has a bad or outdated cookie.

2491
01:28:21,561 --> 01:28:23,295
Wait, you could,.. with,..?
Hmm?

2492
01:28:23,297 --> 01:28:24,829
Yes.

2493
01:28:24,831 --> 01:28:26,565
I,.. I can hear everything.

2494
01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:29,267
I'm,.. I'm not actually
listening to anything.

2495
01:28:29,269 --> 01:28:31,436
This allows me
to be with myself.

2496
01:28:31,438 --> 01:28:34,706
I'm not very good
with other humans.

2497
01:28:36,209 --> 01:28:40,345
Well, I'm not very good
with Gmail Support.

2498
01:28:40,347 --> 01:28:41,680
No, actually,

2499
01:28:41,682 --> 01:28:43,148
you're quite horrible.

2500
01:28:44,551 --> 01:28:46,017
You can do this.

2501
01:28:46,019 --> 01:28:48,019
This can be learned.

2502
01:28:48,021 --> 01:28:49,688
But those kids,

2503
01:28:49,690 --> 01:28:54,025
the way that they look at you
you have a way with people.

2504
01:28:58,232 --> 01:29:00,432
That's a lost art.

2505
01:29:00,434 --> 01:29:03,101
Go again. Go again.

2506
01:29:04,571 --> 01:29:07,138
"In Chrome,.. "

2507
01:29:07,140 --> 01:29:08,773
For you, this is like

2508
01:29:08,775 --> 01:29:11,009
teaching a little kid
the alphabet, right?

2509
01:29:11,011 --> 01:29:14,346
No, actually, it's like
teaching a kid a letter.

2510
01:29:14,348 --> 01:29:16,848
Just one letter.
Yeah.

2511
01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:18,650
Yeah, you're not,..
you're not,.. your strong point

2512
01:29:18,652 --> 01:29:20,218
would not be
communicating to humans.

2513
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:22,887
I know.

2514
01:29:27,828 --> 01:29:29,995
All right, that was my guy.
All right.

2515
01:29:29,997 --> 01:29:31,830
Give it to me straight.
I like it.

2516
01:29:31,832 --> 01:29:33,465
No chaser.
We're having fun.

2517
01:29:33,467 --> 01:29:35,200
I am.
I hope you are.

2518
01:29:47,346 --> 01:29:49,314
#

2519
01:29:58,457 --> 01:30:00,225
Well, thank you.

2520
01:30:00,227 --> 01:30:02,560
That was, uh, really awful.

2521
01:30:02,562 --> 01:30:04,162
Oh, you're welcome.

2522
01:30:04,164 --> 01:30:05,363
I aim to please.

2523
01:30:05,365 --> 01:30:06,631
I told you I was
going to deliver

2524
01:30:06,633 --> 01:30:08,466
on ten years of assholes,

2525
01:30:08,468 --> 01:30:10,702
and I think I did
a pretty good job.

2526
01:30:10,704 --> 01:30:12,237
It was almost a little bit
too convincing at times.

2527
01:30:12,239 --> 01:30:13,471
Was it?

2528
01:30:13,473 --> 01:30:14,539
Mmhmm.
That doesn't surprise me.

2529
01:30:14,541 --> 01:30:15,907
When you've been out there

2530
01:30:15,909 --> 01:30:17,709
running and gunning
for as long as I have,

2531
01:30:17,711 --> 01:30:19,511
you learn to
play the game.

2532
01:30:19,513 --> 01:30:21,680
Oh. I'd be out there
laying my rap.

2533
01:30:21,682 --> 01:30:23,248
I'd have girls
literally thinking

2534
01:30:23,250 --> 01:30:24,549
I was an astronomer.

2535
01:30:24,551 --> 01:30:26,685
I'd be pointing out
constellations

2536
01:30:26,687 --> 01:30:29,387
and harvest moons.

2537
01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:30,588
"Oh, there's Pluto
over there. "

2538
01:30:30,590 --> 01:30:31,856
And then they'd start

2539
01:30:31,858 --> 01:30:33,491
to factcheck you
with the Internet.

2540
01:30:33,493 --> 01:30:34,659
Oh.

2541
01:30:34,661 --> 01:30:36,328
You know, Google
has singlehandedly

2542
01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:38,296
cut into my ability
to bullshit.

2543
01:30:38,298 --> 01:30:40,732
Cramping your style?
Bigtime.

2544
01:30:40,734 --> 01:30:42,534
Making you a better person?

2545
01:30:42,536 --> 01:30:43,668
Yeah.

2546
01:30:43,670 --> 01:30:46,438
True. 90% Google,..

2547
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:48,173
ten percent you.

2548
01:30:48,175 --> 01:30:51,076
Just ten percent? Really?

2549
01:30:51,078 --> 01:30:52,177
Let's call it 20%.

2550
01:30:52,179 --> 01:30:53,678
Come on.

2551
01:30:58,017 --> 01:30:59,984
You know, I, um,..

2552
01:31:02,755 --> 01:31:06,257
I really didn't expect
to like you.

2553
01:31:07,660 --> 01:31:10,161
I didn't think
you'd like me, either.

2554
01:31:17,603 --> 01:31:19,738
Thank you.

2555
01:31:24,910 --> 01:31:28,413
That was my ride home.

2556
01:31:29,582 --> 01:31:31,750
I know.

2557
01:31:40,726 --> 01:31:42,427
Good morning.

2558
01:31:42,429 --> 01:31:44,262
Welcome to the Google helpline.

2559
01:31:44,264 --> 01:31:46,464
You will man the phones
for exactly one hour.

2560
01:31:46,466 --> 01:31:47,599
Now, before you begin,..

2561
01:31:47,601 --> 01:31:48,933
I'm so ready
for this thing.

2562
01:31:48,935 --> 01:31:50,702
I was up all last
night studying.

2563
01:31:50,704 --> 01:31:53,738
This is where Team Lyle
takes the lead.

2564
01:31:53,740 --> 01:31:56,007
,..icon,
accessing your account

2565
01:31:56,009 --> 01:31:59,544
so that we can review
your work later.

2566
01:31:59,546 --> 01:32:02,814
The helpline,.. is open now.

2567
01:32:02,816 --> 01:32:04,382
Google helpline.
My name's Billy.

2568
01:32:04,384 --> 01:32:06,351
How can I help you?
Google helpline. This is Nick.

2569
01:32:06,353 --> 01:32:07,886
Great, so you're saying that
you're locked out of your Gmail.

2570
01:32:07,888 --> 01:32:09,254
Hello to you.

2571
01:32:09,256 --> 01:32:11,022
Well, the good news
is Uncle Bill here

2572
01:32:11,024 --> 01:32:12,791
happens to keep a key
under the mat.

2573
01:32:12,793 --> 01:32:14,359
But I'm going to play
a hunch here.

2574
01:32:14,361 --> 01:32:16,060
Delete all your cookies.

2575
01:32:16,062 --> 01:32:17,295
Did that work?

2576
01:32:17,297 --> 01:32:18,696
Great. Glad I could help.

2577
01:32:18,698 --> 01:32:20,565
Yeah, what it is,
is you probably just have

2578
01:32:20,567 --> 01:32:22,033
too many Gmails open
at the same time.

2579
01:32:22,035 --> 01:32:23,835
You want to try to go ahead
and close a couple

2580
01:32:23,837 --> 01:32:25,170
of those down
and see if that does the,..?

2581
01:32:25,172 --> 01:32:26,871
Okay, great.
Thank you so much.

2582
01:32:26,873 --> 01:32:28,306
Call with anything else.
This is Neha.

2583
01:32:28,308 --> 01:32:30,275
How can I help you?
It's not a problem.

2584
01:32:30,277 --> 01:32:32,010
You're going to click
on the gear icon,

2585
01:32:32,012 --> 01:32:33,445
then settings,
then advanced settings.

2586
01:32:33,447 --> 01:32:35,613
Yeah, you can actually have
the same tabs open

2587
01:32:35,615 --> 01:32:36,881
across all your devices.
Yeah.

2588
01:32:36,883 --> 01:32:38,483
So the browser windows
keep on opening,

2589
01:32:38,485 --> 01:32:41,152
and then you're telling me
that that's from Amazon?

2590
01:32:41,154 --> 01:32:43,087
Your computer's got malware.
Use an antivirus software.

2591
01:32:43,089 --> 01:32:44,789
But here's what I want to do.
I want to help you clear that up

2592
01:32:44,791 --> 01:32:46,424
before the wife gets home.
Am I making sense?

2593
01:32:46,426 --> 01:32:47,826
Okay, you're going to want
to sign in to Google Wallet.

2594
01:32:47,828 --> 01:32:49,327
Update your credit card
expiration date.

2595
01:32:49,329 --> 01:32:51,029
That's the problem.
Well, the calendar

2596
01:32:51,031 --> 01:32:52,964
sync issue pops up
when you switch time zones.

2597
01:32:52,966 --> 01:32:54,365
Are you on vacation?

2598
01:32:54,367 --> 01:32:55,867
Miami. Very nice.

2599
01:32:55,869 --> 01:32:57,602
Well, let's get your
browser cache cleared up,

2600
01:32:57,604 --> 01:32:59,003
and then I'm going to talk you

2601
01:32:59,005 --> 01:33:00,472
through the best Cuban spots
in town there.

2602
01:33:00,474 --> 01:33:02,373
Google helpline. This is Graham.
How can I help you?

2603
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:04,976
Okay, your device probably isn't
compatible with Google Play.

2604
01:33:04,978 --> 01:33:07,545
And I want to have you out there
salsaing, sweating and grinding

2605
01:33:07,547 --> 01:33:09,948
up against a complete stranger
that you don't even know,

2606
01:33:09,950 --> 01:33:11,683
having a pretty good time
doing some wrong things.

2607
01:33:11,685 --> 01:33:13,151
Are we on the same page?

2608
01:33:13,153 --> 01:33:15,019
Okay, see that box
at the bottom of your window?

2609
01:33:15,021 --> 01:33:16,855
Click that twice for me.

2610
01:33:16,857 --> 01:33:18,923
#Come on, baby, let me
hear you do that conga #

2611
01:33:18,925 --> 01:33:20,558
#You know you can't
control any longer #

2612
01:33:22,162 --> 01:33:23,361
Time's up.

2613
01:33:23,363 --> 01:33:24,729
So soon? Man, I was just

2614
01:33:24,731 --> 01:33:26,130
getting warmed up here.

2615
01:33:26,132 --> 01:33:27,866
Good going here.
Is smoke coming off this thing?

2616
01:33:27,868 --> 01:33:29,734
Come on, Ladybug.

2617
01:33:29,736 --> 01:33:31,102
Nice.

2618
01:33:31,104 --> 01:33:32,904
Please submit your log files
so that I may review

2619
01:33:32,906 --> 01:33:34,105
your work later.
All right.

2620
01:33:34,107 --> 01:33:36,708
Happily.
Just click the blue button.

2621
01:33:36,710 --> 01:33:37,942
Where's that at?

2622
01:33:37,944 --> 01:33:39,210
Click the blue button,
upper left.

2623
01:33:39,212 --> 01:33:41,045
Mine's not blue.
Mine's gray.

2624
01:33:41,047 --> 01:33:42,947
Up in the corner.
It's not,.. I can't click it.

2625
01:33:42,949 --> 01:33:44,349
What?
No, no, the blue one.

2626
01:33:44,351 --> 01:33:45,650
Mine wasn't clicking.
Mine's gray.

2627
01:33:45,652 --> 01:33:46,851
Is anyone else's gray?

2628
01:33:46,853 --> 01:33:48,820
Did you not hear
my opening remarks?

2629
01:33:48,822 --> 01:33:51,022
Yeah, no, I heard most
of your opening remarks.

2630
01:33:51,024 --> 01:33:53,157
It's just, I was,..
I was getting in the zone.

2631
01:33:53,159 --> 01:33:54,859
I was pregaming it.
I was very clear

2632
01:33:54,861 --> 01:33:56,594
that you had to log
into your account

2633
01:33:56,596 --> 01:33:58,530
so that I could review
your work later.

2634
01:33:59,431 --> 01:34:00,665
Well, the good news

2635
01:34:00,667 --> 01:34:02,000
is that you
reviewed my work now.

2636
01:34:02,002 --> 01:34:03,368
Youyou don't need
the instant replay

2637
01:34:03,370 --> 01:34:05,336
because you saw
the touchdown live, in person.

2638
01:34:05,338 --> 01:34:07,605
I don't really understand
that analogy,

2639
01:34:07,607 --> 01:34:10,875
but I do know
that attention to detail

2640
01:34:10,877 --> 01:34:12,844
is of paramount importance here

2641
01:34:12,846 --> 01:34:15,113
and my instructions
were explicit.

2642
01:34:15,115 --> 01:34:17,148
Now, if there's
no recording,

2643
01:34:17,150 --> 01:34:20,084
then it's as if you
didn't even show up today.

2644
01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:22,987
Except I did show up.

2645
01:34:22,989 --> 01:34:25,189
I'mI'm sitting right here,
Chetty.

2646
01:34:25,191 --> 01:34:28,826
Well, according to your log,
you're not.

2647
01:34:28,828 --> 01:34:31,896
And since every intern
must complete the challenge

2648
01:34:31,898 --> 01:34:34,599
in order for your team
to be scored,..

2649
01:34:35,834 --> 01:34:37,268
,..your team

2650
01:34:37,270 --> 01:34:41,172
will unfortunately receive
a score of zero.

2651
01:34:42,241 --> 01:34:44,275
Zero?

2652
01:34:45,544 --> 01:34:47,645
Well done, Mr. McMahon.

2653
01:34:47,647 --> 01:34:49,647
Perhaps more studying,
less pudding.

2654
01:34:49,649 --> 01:34:51,115
Hmm?
Chetty, come on.

2655
01:34:51,117 --> 01:34:53,484
You're not going to trip us
with a technicality.

2656
01:34:53,486 --> 01:34:55,219
He's right here.

2657
01:34:55,221 --> 01:34:57,989
Oh, Billy, Billy,
Billy, what have you done?

2658
01:34:57,991 --> 01:35:00,291
It's you lot I feel bad for.

2659
01:35:00,293 --> 01:35:02,293
It's really hard
to get here.

2660
01:35:02,295 --> 01:35:04,362
Some of you are probably
pretty intelligent.

2661
01:35:04,364 --> 01:35:06,230
You deserve better.

2662
01:35:06,232 --> 01:35:08,299
I'm sorry.

2663
01:35:09,301 --> 01:35:11,769
It's all right, El Niño.

2664
01:35:11,771 --> 01:35:13,538
We'll get 'em.

2665
01:35:17,042 --> 01:35:19,577
I studied for the test.
I studied for,..

2666
01:35:23,716 --> 01:35:24,983
Well, that's great.

2667
01:35:24,985 --> 01:35:26,284
That's another win
for Team Graham.

2668
01:35:26,286 --> 01:35:28,019
There's only one challenge left.

2669
01:35:28,021 --> 01:35:29,587
Even if we're perfect,
it won't be enough.

2670
01:35:29,589 --> 01:35:30,822
We had 'em, too.

2671
01:35:30,824 --> 01:35:32,323
We did, but,
you know, it's just

2672
01:35:32,325 --> 01:35:34,592
a little hiccup,
a little adversity, all right?

2673
01:35:34,594 --> 01:35:35,827
No, Nick, come on.

2674
01:35:35,829 --> 01:35:37,595
Face it.
Look, Billy's a great guy

2675
01:35:37,597 --> 01:35:40,298
and everything, but he kind of
blew it for us today.

2676
01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:42,400
Yeah, I know,.. The
kids are right, Nick.

2677
01:35:42,402 --> 01:35:43,668
I just wanted to,..

2678
01:35:43,670 --> 01:35:45,069
come by and let you guys know

2679
01:35:45,071 --> 01:35:46,404
that I,..
I did study last night.

2680
01:35:46,406 --> 01:35:47,572
I tried my best.

2681
01:35:47,574 --> 01:35:49,674
It's just, uh, you know,
today on the phones,

2682
01:35:49,676 --> 01:35:51,809
I just,.. it's my fault.

2683
01:35:51,811 --> 01:35:54,212
And, uh,..

2684
01:35:54,214 --> 01:35:56,314
He was right when he said
that you guys deserve better.

2685
01:35:56,316 --> 01:35:58,683
I'm really sorry
that I cost you.

2686
01:36:08,260 --> 01:36:10,361
Damn.

2687
01:36:13,866 --> 01:36:15,299
Billy, would you stop?

2688
01:36:15,301 --> 01:36:17,201
Let me go, Nick.
I'm not helping anybody here.

2689
01:36:17,203 --> 01:36:18,903
What do you mean,
you're not helping anybody?

2690
01:36:18,905 --> 01:36:20,104
You're helping those kids.

2691
01:36:20,106 --> 01:36:21,105
What are you doing?

2692
01:36:21,107 --> 01:36:22,440
Where are you going?

2693
01:36:22,442 --> 01:36:24,709
What, you're going to go
radio silence on me?

2694
01:36:24,711 --> 01:36:26,110
Come on,
I'm not going to let you

2695
01:36:26,112 --> 01:36:27,578
ride away from
the Garden of Eden.

2696
01:36:27,580 --> 01:36:29,047
I let down the team, Nick.

2697
01:36:29,049 --> 01:36:31,115
You didn't let
down the team.

2698
01:36:31,117 --> 01:36:33,151
And who cares if
you made a mistake?

2699
01:36:33,153 --> 01:36:35,219
Nick, I'm not taking everyone
down with me.

2700
01:36:35,221 --> 01:36:36,988
Billy, let me turn
these high beams on you.

2701
01:36:36,990 --> 01:36:38,690
Give me a chance to turn you
with a sports metaphor.

2702
01:36:38,692 --> 01:36:39,991
Damn it, Nick,

2703
01:36:39,993 --> 01:36:41,526
it's the best thing
for everybody!

2704
01:36:41,528 --> 01:36:44,629
Stop dragging me down
with all your horseshit, man.

2705
01:36:44,631 --> 01:36:46,397
You're doing great here, okay?

2706
01:36:46,399 --> 01:36:49,133
I'm not. I got it.

2707
01:36:49,135 --> 01:36:51,069
Just get off my back.

2708
01:36:51,071 --> 01:36:54,572
How dare you.
How dare you.

2709
01:36:54,574 --> 01:36:55,907
Shame on you!

2710
01:36:55,909 --> 01:36:57,442
Put this badge back on!

2711
01:36:57,444 --> 01:36:59,410
If you're going to quit, quit,

2712
01:36:59,412 --> 01:37:02,613
but don't give me this crap
about it's better for the team.

2713
01:37:02,615 --> 01:37:05,383
Come on, Billy.

2714
01:37:26,438 --> 01:37:28,039
Randy?

2715
01:37:28,041 --> 01:37:30,408
So, II'm, uh, Billy McMahon.

2716
01:37:30,410 --> 01:37:32,744
Sammy sent me down here.
I'm the new salesman.

2717
01:37:34,379 --> 01:37:36,280
Well, no shit.

2718
01:37:36,282 --> 01:37:38,349
My new partner.

2719
01:37:38,351 --> 01:37:40,952
Ladies and gentlemen,
it has been

2720
01:37:40,954 --> 01:37:42,754
an impressive summer.

2721
01:37:42,756 --> 01:37:46,257
And one final challenge remains.

2722
01:37:46,259 --> 01:37:48,392
Sales.

2723
01:37:48,394 --> 01:37:51,562
Over a million companies
advertise with Google.

2724
01:37:51,564 --> 01:37:53,397
Find one that doesn't.

2725
01:37:53,399 --> 01:37:54,198
Convince them.

2726
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:55,700
The bigger the sale,

2727
01:37:55,702 --> 01:37:58,669
the more chance you have
of taking this competition.

2728
01:37:58,671 --> 01:38:00,071
The winner will
be announced

2729
01:38:00,073 --> 01:38:02,406
at our final meeting
this afternoon.

2730
01:38:02,408 --> 01:38:03,541
Good luck.

2731
01:38:03,543 --> 01:38:04,809
Happy hunting!

2732
01:38:04,811 --> 01:38:06,177
On me.

2733
01:38:11,683 --> 01:38:13,584
Sales, son!

2734
01:38:13,586 --> 01:38:16,654
Man, those other bitches
are going down!

2735
01:38:16,656 --> 01:38:18,289
Wait, where's Billy?

2736
01:38:18,291 --> 01:38:19,123
He left.

2737
01:38:19,125 --> 01:38:20,291
What?
You heard him.

2738
01:38:20,293 --> 01:38:21,993
He thought he was
holding us back,

2739
01:38:21,995 --> 01:38:25,096
and he didn't want to talk
about it, that's for sure.

2740
01:38:25,098 --> 01:38:26,898
We got to get him back.

2741
01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:29,200
She's right, we're all a team
that's what you guys taught us.

2742
01:38:29,202 --> 01:38:30,701
I mean,
it might have been buried

2743
01:38:30,703 --> 01:38:33,004
under, like, a mountain
of obscure '80s references

2744
01:38:33,006 --> 01:38:34,839
and just,
you know, a ton

2745
01:38:34,841 --> 01:38:37,375
of other super inappropriate
bullshit

2746
01:38:37,377 --> 01:38:39,410
that I guess was intended
as life lessons,

2747
01:38:39,412 --> 01:38:40,945
but, I mean,
you did teach us

2748
01:38:40,947 --> 01:38:41,979
how to come together, Nick.

2749
01:38:41,981 --> 01:38:42,980
You taught us that.

2750
01:38:42,982 --> 01:38:44,849
The problem is, when he makes up

2751
01:38:44,851 --> 01:38:48,586
his mind on something,
ol' Billy has a tendency

2752
01:38:48,588 --> 01:38:49,921
to really dig in.

2753
01:38:49,923 --> 01:38:50,988
We might have
to get ready

2754
01:38:50,990 --> 01:38:52,256
to do this one without him.

2755
01:38:52,258 --> 01:38:55,393
Yeah, but, Nick,
we wouldn't want to.

2756
01:38:55,395 --> 01:38:56,828
Right, guys?

2757
01:39:03,001 --> 01:39:04,202
Hey, Tony!

2758
01:39:05,771 --> 01:39:06,771
Slow it down, man.

2759
01:39:06,773 --> 01:39:07,772
I'm just kidding.

2760
01:39:09,075 --> 01:39:10,675
How long you been
working this territory?

2761
01:39:10,677 --> 01:39:12,043
Three years.

2762
01:39:12,045 --> 01:39:13,477
It's great, though,
you know.

2763
01:39:13,479 --> 01:39:16,314
You get to build a relationship
with the customer.

2764
01:39:16,316 --> 01:39:17,481
And then they die.

2765
01:39:17,483 --> 01:39:19,050
Suddenly you're reselling

2766
01:39:19,052 --> 01:39:22,286
scooters with 25,
35 miles on them, tops.

2767
01:39:22,288 --> 01:39:24,155
Everybody wins.

2768
01:39:24,157 --> 01:39:25,656
Hey, hey!

2769
01:39:25,658 --> 01:39:26,891
Look who's back!

2770
01:39:26,893 --> 01:39:28,693
Hey, Randy!
Randy! How are you?

2771
01:39:29,729 --> 01:39:32,597
How's it going, oldtimer?

2772
01:39:32,599 --> 01:39:34,232
Hey, Randy.

2773
01:39:34,234 --> 01:39:36,167
What do you want?

2774
01:39:36,169 --> 01:39:37,835
Treat them like shit.

2775
01:39:37,837 --> 01:39:40,004
Only makes them want you more.

2776
01:39:40,006 --> 01:39:42,173
Hey, everybody!
Listen up!

2777
01:39:42,175 --> 01:39:44,208
This is my new tail gunner, Billy.
Hi.

2778
01:39:44,210 --> 01:39:46,210
Billy, why don't you
tell them about that, uh,

2779
01:39:46,212 --> 01:39:47,912
sweet ride you just
pulled up on?

2780
01:39:47,914 --> 01:39:50,348
Oh, you mean
the, uh, brandnew X70.

2781
01:39:50,350 --> 01:39:52,383
It's got an eighthour motor.

2782
01:39:52,385 --> 01:39:54,085
And it's got a rearmounted
stainless sleeve

2783
01:39:54,087 --> 01:39:55,620
for your oxy tank.

2784
01:39:55,622 --> 01:39:57,655
You have no idea
how much boning

2785
01:39:57,657 --> 01:39:58,756
goes on in this place.

2786
01:39:58,758 --> 01:40:00,024
It's amazing.

2787
01:40:00,026 --> 01:40:01,125
Check this one out.

2788
01:40:01,127 --> 01:40:02,927
Ethel. That's her name.

2789
01:40:02,929 --> 01:40:05,296
She calls my junk
"the cocoon. "

2790
01:40:05,298 --> 01:40:06,597
Says it makes her
feel younger.

2791
01:40:06,599 --> 01:40:07,999
Actually lowered
her blood pressure.

2792
01:40:08,001 --> 01:40:09,166
I'm not fighting it.

2793
01:40:09,168 --> 01:40:10,935
I'm a lifegiver
and a lovemaker.

2794
01:40:10,937 --> 01:40:13,137
Ethel! Ethel!

2795
01:40:13,139 --> 01:40:14,972
What's up, girl?!

2796
01:40:14,974 --> 01:40:16,140
Look who's back!

2797
01:40:17,143 --> 01:40:18,476
Come here, boo.
Oh,..

2798
01:40:18,478 --> 01:40:19,744
Who's your friend?
Well, hello there.

2799
01:40:19,746 --> 01:40:21,345
Billy!

2800
01:40:21,347 --> 01:40:23,147
What the hell are
you doing here?

2801
01:40:23,149 --> 01:40:25,016
What the hell
are you doing here?

2802
01:40:25,018 --> 01:40:26,083
Billy.

2803
01:40:26,085 --> 01:40:27,285
Hi.

2804
01:40:27,287 --> 01:40:28,619
Ethel and, uh, Doris here

2805
01:40:28,621 --> 01:40:30,855
tell me they're up for
a little group play.

2806
01:40:30,857 --> 01:40:32,423
Can I count you in?

2807
01:40:33,659 --> 01:40:36,227
What the shit?

2808
01:40:36,229 --> 01:40:38,062
Uh, I'm sorry, Randy.
This is my old partner.

2809
01:40:38,064 --> 01:40:39,263
This is Nick.

2810
01:40:39,265 --> 01:40:40,765
Nick, this is,..
this is my new partner.

2811
01:40:40,767 --> 01:40:42,166
This is Randy.

2812
01:40:42,168 --> 01:40:44,869
Welcome to the jungle, ese.

2813
01:40:44,871 --> 01:40:45,870
What do you say, Billy?

2814
01:40:45,872 --> 01:40:47,138
Can I count you in?

2815
01:40:47,140 --> 01:40:48,940
Mind giving me
just a second here?

2816
01:40:48,942 --> 01:40:49,941
No problem.

2817
01:40:49,943 --> 01:40:50,942
What the hell are you doing?

2818
01:40:50,944 --> 01:40:52,276
New partner, huh?

2819
01:40:52,278 --> 01:40:53,945
I'm a salesman, Nick;
I sell things.

2820
01:40:53,947 --> 01:40:56,514
Yeah, I remember another guy
who was selling some things,

2821
01:40:56,516 --> 01:40:59,450
plying the mattress trade,
when in walks this behemoth

2822
01:40:59,452 --> 01:41:01,852
big guy, big mouth,
big dream

2823
01:41:01,854 --> 01:41:04,455
and he made this old
son of a gun remember

2824
01:41:04,457 --> 01:41:05,957
there's still some dreams
floating around out there.

2825
01:41:05,959 --> 01:41:07,291
It's not too late.

2826
01:41:07,293 --> 01:41:08,626
You just got to reach
out and grab them.

2827
01:41:08,628 --> 01:41:10,227
Damn it, Nick,
I reached for my dreams.

2828
01:41:10,229 --> 01:41:11,262
Why don't you just
leave it alone?

2829
01:41:11,264 --> 01:41:12,430
I messed it up for everybody.

2830
01:41:12,432 --> 01:41:13,497
You forgot to
click a button!

2831
01:41:13,499 --> 01:41:15,733
You're not a
computer wizard.

2832
01:41:15,735 --> 01:41:16,534
All right?

2833
01:41:16,536 --> 01:41:18,102
You're also not a pussy.

2834
01:41:18,104 --> 01:41:19,670
You're tough.
You grew up in the '70s.

2835
01:41:19,672 --> 01:41:21,205
Remember what
that was like?

2836
01:41:21,207 --> 01:41:22,573
There weren't
any computers.

2837
01:41:22,575 --> 01:41:23,975
Just like we didn't
have bike helmets

2838
01:41:23,977 --> 01:41:25,409
or sunscreens
or seat belts.

2839
01:41:25,411 --> 01:41:26,944
Did you wear a seat belt?

2840
01:41:26,946 --> 01:41:28,012
No.

2841
01:41:28,014 --> 01:41:29,880
What was your
seat belt?

2842
01:41:29,882 --> 01:41:31,349
My mom would go like this.

2843
01:41:31,351 --> 01:41:33,084
Yeah. It was your mom
going like that.

2844
01:41:33,086 --> 01:41:34,418
And how'd that work out?

2845
01:41:34,420 --> 01:41:35,753
You know;
I went through the windshield.

2846
01:41:35,755 --> 01:41:36,721
89 stitches.

2847
01:41:36,723 --> 01:41:38,189
Made you look like
a little badass

2848
01:41:38,191 --> 01:41:39,690
all of third grade.

2849
01:41:39,692 --> 01:41:42,760
And were you afraid to get back
in that station wagon?

2850
01:41:42,762 --> 01:41:44,695
Nah. Five years later,

2851
01:41:44,697 --> 01:41:48,332
you took out that very same car
without permission from nobody.

2852
01:41:48,334 --> 01:41:50,501
Not your parents,
not Old Man Law.

2853
01:41:50,503 --> 01:41:54,772
It was just you and Sally Moran
parked at the point,

2854
01:41:54,774 --> 01:41:56,440
fingerblasting away.

2855
01:41:56,442 --> 01:41:58,442
Didn't even know if you
were doing it right.

2856
01:41:58,444 --> 01:42:00,845
Nick, whwhere you going
with this thing?

2857
01:42:00,847 --> 01:42:03,314
I'm saying life
is that station wagon.

2858
01:42:03,316 --> 01:42:04,448
All right?

2859
01:42:04,450 --> 01:42:05,750
And yeah, sometimes it's gonna

2860
01:42:05,752 --> 01:42:07,551
throw you
through the windshield,

2861
01:42:07,553 --> 01:42:10,855
crack your skull wide open,
maybe even break your heart.

2862
01:42:10,857 --> 01:42:12,390
But every once in a while,

2863
01:42:12,392 --> 01:42:14,592
it's gonna drop a Sally Moran
in your backseat.

2864
01:42:14,594 --> 01:42:16,727
Now, we came to Google
for a reason, right?

2865
01:42:16,729 --> 01:42:18,596
I can't promise
we're gonna win,

2866
01:42:18,598 --> 01:42:20,331
but we're going
back there,

2867
01:42:20,333 --> 01:42:23,601
and we're gonna see those kids,
and we're gonna see it through.

2868
01:42:23,603 --> 01:42:25,403
You get your ass
back in that car,

2869
01:42:25,405 --> 01:42:26,604
and you ride.

2870
01:42:26,606 --> 01:42:29,206
You hear me,
Billy Bojangles McMahon?

2871
01:42:29,208 --> 01:42:31,409
Ride.

2872
01:42:33,745 --> 01:42:36,080
"Contextual targeting

2873
01:42:36,082 --> 01:42:37,848
"technology can

2874
01:42:37,850 --> 01:42:42,053
"automatically match,
um, your ads to

2875
01:42:42,055 --> 01:42:44,422
"Web pages, uh,

2876
01:42:44,424 --> 01:42:49,727
that are most relevant
to your business. "

2877
01:42:49,729 --> 01:42:52,496
YoYo?

2878
01:42:52,498 --> 01:42:53,964
"Review ad performance

2879
01:42:53,966 --> 01:42:55,766
"to see impressions,
Mmm.

2880
01:42:55,768 --> 01:43:00,037
click, cost and
conversion data. "

2881
01:43:00,039 --> 01:43:01,172
Look, you seem
like good kids,

2882
01:43:01,174 --> 01:43:02,807
and I appreciate
you stopping by,

2883
01:43:02,809 --> 01:43:05,242
but we're just a
familyrun business.

2884
01:43:05,244 --> 01:43:06,844
We don't do the Internet.

2885
01:43:06,846 --> 01:43:08,479
Thanks for coming.

2886
01:43:08,481 --> 01:43:10,881
Frankie will get you
a slice on the way out.

2887
01:43:18,457 --> 01:43:20,558
Oi, oi.

2888
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:22,059
Oh, great.

2889
01:43:22,061 --> 01:43:23,060
Lovely.

2890
01:43:23,062 --> 01:43:24,295
This guy.

2891
01:43:24,297 --> 01:43:26,130
Saw you checked in here
on Foursquare.

2892
01:43:26,132 --> 01:43:27,298
Thought we'd stop by.

2893
01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:28,866
That's really creepy.

2894
01:43:28,868 --> 01:43:30,067
Is that all?

2895
01:43:30,069 --> 01:43:31,569
It is all, actually.

2896
01:43:31,571 --> 01:43:33,137
We just closed a sale

2897
01:43:33,139 --> 01:43:34,672
at a coffee shop
down the street.

2898
01:43:34,674 --> 01:43:36,307
Your chances of
catching up to us

2899
01:43:36,309 --> 01:43:38,442
just went from
zero to pissall.

2900
01:43:38,444 --> 01:43:40,344
Now, if you'll excuse us,

2901
01:43:40,346 --> 01:43:42,546
we've got to get to
the final meeting.

2902
01:43:42,548 --> 01:43:46,217
Get these jobs of which we're
so profoundly deserving.

2903
01:43:46,219 --> 01:43:47,952
Zach?

2904
01:43:47,954 --> 01:43:49,487
Eyes off the pizza, mate.

2905
01:43:49,489 --> 01:43:52,890
God made you lactoseintolerant
for a reason, yeah?

2906
01:43:52,892 --> 01:43:54,792
You're so fat.

2907
01:43:56,828 --> 01:43:58,095
You're so fat.

2908
01:43:58,097 --> 01:43:59,964
Let's go!

2909
01:43:59,966 --> 01:44:01,132
All right, on me!

2910
01:44:07,806 --> 01:44:09,807
What a douche!

2911
01:44:11,944 --> 01:44:13,144
Guys.

2912
01:44:21,319 --> 01:44:23,220
Welcome back, Billy boy.

2913
01:44:23,222 --> 01:44:24,355
Good to be with you.

2914
01:44:24,357 --> 01:44:25,756
What happened there?

2915
01:44:25,758 --> 01:44:28,058
Uh, well, he didn't bite,
so it did not go well.

2916
01:44:28,060 --> 01:44:30,194
You know who else it
didn't go well for?

2917
01:44:30,196 --> 01:44:31,595
Lay it on us, big daddy.

2918
01:44:31,597 --> 01:44:32,630
That's right,

2919
01:44:32,632 --> 01:44:33,998
the little steel town girl Alex.

2920
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:35,933
When she finally got
her shot in front of

2921
01:44:35,935 --> 01:44:38,335
all those stuffed shirts,
she took a tumble and fell.

2922
01:44:38,337 --> 01:44:40,171
You want to hear something
totally nuts?

2923
01:44:40,173 --> 01:44:42,840
She picked herself back up,
she tightened that little ass,

2924
01:44:42,842 --> 01:44:45,209
and she pumped her legs,
and she danced herself

2925
01:44:45,211 --> 01:44:46,510
right back into their hearts

2926
01:44:46,512 --> 01:44:48,479
and into a slot
at that dance school.

2927
01:44:48,481 --> 01:44:51,649
And that's what
we're gonna do.

2928
01:44:51,651 --> 01:44:54,451
Tighten your asses.
Let's go.

2929
01:44:54,453 --> 01:44:57,021
Get her done, boys.

2930
01:44:57,023 --> 01:45:00,424
Listen, guys, we've always
done things the same way:

2931
01:45:00,426 --> 01:45:02,526
Yellow Pages, flyers,
San Jose Mercury News.

2932
01:45:02,528 --> 01:45:03,794
Now, look, we're all

2933
01:45:03,796 --> 01:45:05,229
creatures of habit,
am I right, Sal?

2934
01:45:05,231 --> 01:45:06,363
I mean, we all like
what we know.

2935
01:45:06,365 --> 01:45:07,932
There's no
question about it.

2936
01:45:07,934 --> 01:45:10,100
But you know what the
scariest thing in life is?

2937
01:45:10,102 --> 01:45:11,335
Mmm.
The thing in life

2938
01:45:11,337 --> 01:45:12,670
that frightens
us the most?

2939
01:45:13,271 --> 01:45:14,505
Change.

2940
01:45:14,507 --> 01:45:16,040
Yeah. And by the way, I think

2941
01:45:16,042 --> 01:45:17,808
most people are guilty
of getting set in their ways.

2942
01:45:17,810 --> 01:45:19,577
I know I need change
to come along

2943
01:45:19,579 --> 01:45:22,079
and give me a little kick
in the ass to get me moving.

2944
01:45:22,081 --> 01:45:24,715
All right, listen, guys,
I know where you're going.

2945
01:45:24,717 --> 01:45:26,317
But I'm not gonna
change anything.

2946
01:45:26,319 --> 01:45:30,721
Like I already told your
friends, we're getting by okay.

2947
01:45:30,723 --> 01:45:32,256
Sal, with all due respect, if
you fight for your limitations,

2948
01:45:32,258 --> 01:45:33,757
you get to keep them.

2949
01:45:33,759 --> 01:45:35,059
Do you hear yourself?
You're getting by okay.

2950
01:45:35,061 --> 01:45:36,694
"Okay"? I mean, Jesus!
"Okay" isn't good.

2951
01:45:36,696 --> 01:45:38,062
I mean, "okay" isn't great.

2952
01:45:38,064 --> 01:45:39,363
I'm starting to think
this guy's selfish.

2953
01:45:39,365 --> 01:45:40,798
"Okay" isn't fantastic!

2954
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:42,533
Look, I don't want
to get sideways with you.

2955
01:45:42,535 --> 01:45:43,601
You're as big as a barn.

2956
01:45:43,603 --> 01:45:44,802
He looks like
he was carved out

2957
01:45:44,804 --> 01:45:46,136
of a damn mountain,
for God's sakes.

2958
01:45:46,138 --> 01:45:47,304
But you're an artist, okay?

2959
01:45:47,306 --> 01:45:48,372
This is great pizza!

2960
01:45:48,374 --> 01:45:49,807
Picasso with pepperoni!

2961
01:45:49,809 --> 01:45:51,275
And, hey,
stop it, do not even

2962
01:45:51,277 --> 01:45:52,343
get me started on the sauce.

2963
01:45:52,345 --> 01:45:53,344
I mean, is there
nutmeg in there?

2964
01:45:53,346 --> 01:45:55,045
Something.
So lookit, I can

2965
01:45:55,047 --> 01:45:56,714
respect the fact that you
don't want to divulge,

2966
01:45:56,716 --> 01:45:58,082
but if I'm right,
don't say anything.

2967
01:45:59,718 --> 01:46:01,552
Exactly!
There's your answer!

2968
01:46:01,554 --> 01:46:04,054
There's your answer!
Sal, come on.

2969
01:46:04,056 --> 01:46:06,724
All I'm saying is, why should
Papa John's make all the dough,

2970
01:46:06,726 --> 01:46:08,692
when Papa Sal's got
the better sauce?

2971
01:46:08,694 --> 01:46:10,127
You know what?

2972
01:46:10,129 --> 01:46:11,762
Now you're starting
to sound like him.

2973
01:46:11,764 --> 01:46:13,831
He wants to open up
a Sal's in Los Gatos.

2974
01:46:13,833 --> 01:46:15,366
The bigger
chains are killing us.

2975
01:46:15,368 --> 01:46:16,734
We're barely staying afloat.

2976
01:46:16,736 --> 01:46:18,636
When you franchise,
you lose quality.

2977
01:46:18,638 --> 01:46:21,105
You lose the taste
that people trust.

2978
01:46:21,107 --> 01:46:22,339
You want to know why
my sauce is better?

2979
01:46:22,341 --> 01:46:23,974
I'll tell you why.

2980
01:46:23,976 --> 01:46:25,743
'Cause I go down to the
farmers' market every day,

2981
01:46:25,745 --> 01:46:27,344
I buy them
tomatoes myself.

2982
01:46:27,346 --> 01:46:30,180
I walk down the street,
I get the basil, the oregano.

2983
01:46:30,182 --> 01:46:32,583
Look, guys, I know these people.

2984
01:46:32,585 --> 01:46:35,853
I'm part of the fabric
of this neighborhood.

2985
01:46:35,855 --> 01:46:37,521
That's good enough for me.

2986
01:46:37,523 --> 01:46:39,323
Sal, that's better
than good enough.

2987
01:46:39,325 --> 01:46:40,557
That's the best.

2988
01:46:40,559 --> 01:46:41,792
And we're not
suggesting

2989
01:46:41,794 --> 01:46:43,193
that you abandon the
neighborhood here.

2990
01:46:43,195 --> 01:46:45,596
All we're saying is,

2991
01:46:45,598 --> 01:46:47,598
what if your neighborhood
got a little bit bigger?

2992
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:48,932
Take a look at this, Sal.

2993
01:46:48,934 --> 01:46:52,002
These are all just people
that love your pizza.

2994
01:46:52,004 --> 01:46:54,071
Talk about word of mouth, huh?
Yeah, they're talking

2995
01:46:54,073 --> 01:46:55,673
about you, Sal; don't you
want to talk back to them?

2996
01:46:55,675 --> 01:46:56,940
Did you know there are

2997
01:46:56,942 --> 01:46:58,542
almost as many people
from Los Gatos

2998
01:46:58,544 --> 01:47:00,544
searching for Sal's
as there are from Palo Alto?

2999
01:47:00,546 --> 01:47:01,779
Yeah, and they pop in

3000
01:47:01,781 --> 01:47:03,380
when they're in town,
but if there was

3001
01:47:03,382 --> 01:47:05,482
a location closer to them,
they'd be regulars, right?

3002
01:47:05,484 --> 01:47:07,184
Boom. Check it
out right here.

3003
01:47:07,186 --> 01:47:09,586
I found a great commercial spot
right on Los Gatos Boulevard.

3004
01:47:09,588 --> 01:47:11,288
Just hit the market.
That's 0.3 miles away

3005
01:47:11,290 --> 01:47:12,656
from the nearest
farmers' market.

3006
01:47:12,658 --> 01:47:14,558
You can smell them tomatoes
from your front door.

3007
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:15,626
Farm to table.

3008
01:47:15,628 --> 01:47:17,061
F to T, baby!
Baby.

3009
01:47:17,063 --> 01:47:18,128
Come on.
F to T!

3010
01:47:18,130 --> 01:47:20,064
F to T is exactly
right, Gomer Lyle!

3011
01:47:20,066 --> 01:47:21,899
We're not asking you
to abandon the artistry.

3012
01:47:21,901 --> 01:47:24,101
We're just telling you
expand the reach a little bit.

3013
01:47:24,103 --> 01:47:25,669
But lookit, Sal,
at the end of the day,

3014
01:47:25,671 --> 01:47:27,371
the kids, they got
their computers,

3015
01:47:27,373 --> 01:47:28,806
they got their information.

3016
01:47:28,808 --> 01:47:30,040
It's all accurate.

3017
01:47:30,042 --> 01:47:32,242
I get it, and I
know you do, too.

3018
01:47:32,244 --> 01:47:34,044
I tell you, Sal,

3019
01:47:34,046 --> 01:47:36,246
I can't blame you
for being a little afraid.

3020
01:47:36,248 --> 01:47:39,016
Hell, we were scared
for a long time out there,

3021
01:47:39,018 --> 01:47:40,684
grinding it out
with our heads down.

3022
01:47:40,686 --> 01:47:42,086
And Lord knows
I've fallen

3023
01:47:42,088 --> 01:47:44,288
on my ass more than
a time or two.

3024
01:47:44,290 --> 01:47:46,657
But I promise you something.

3025
01:47:46,659 --> 01:47:48,158
You lift your head up,..

3026
01:47:49,328 --> 01:47:51,362
,..and take a breath,

3027
01:47:51,364 --> 01:47:53,530
there's a lot of great
possibilities out there.

3028
01:47:53,532 --> 01:47:55,199
New customers,

3029
01:47:55,201 --> 01:47:58,902
new franchise and that's just
the tip of the iceberg, Sal.

3030
01:47:58,904 --> 01:48:01,338
It's all waiting
at the click of a button.

3031
01:48:03,208 --> 01:48:05,209
Everybody's searching
for something, Sal.

3032
01:48:05,211 --> 01:48:06,677
They're searching
for you.

3033
01:48:06,679 --> 01:48:09,913
We just want to help them
find you.

3034
01:48:16,555 --> 01:48:18,655
TGIF, Nooglers!

3035
01:48:19,658 --> 01:48:20,691
All right!

3036
01:48:22,061 --> 01:48:23,560
Easy, easy.

3037
01:48:23,562 --> 01:48:25,963
It's okay, it's okay.

3038
01:48:25,965 --> 01:48:28,232
Now, today marks not only
the end of the week,

3039
01:48:28,234 --> 01:48:30,467
but the end of
the summer's internships.

3040
01:48:30,469 --> 01:48:31,835
I know.

3041
01:48:31,837 --> 01:48:34,438
As you can see
through these images behind me,

3042
01:48:34,440 --> 01:48:36,206
it's been quite a journey.

3043
01:48:36,208 --> 01:48:37,574
Lot of memories,

3044
01:48:37,576 --> 01:48:38,842
lot of bonds were made.

3045
01:48:38,844 --> 01:48:40,043
Kind of reminds me
of the first time

3046
01:48:40,045 --> 01:48:41,645
I owned a personal,..
All right.

3047
01:48:41,647 --> 01:48:47,317
Today, we reveal the intern team
that will be awarded jobs here.

3048
01:48:47,319 --> 01:48:49,119
Sadly, one team

3049
01:48:49,121 --> 01:48:51,021
has not returned
from their final challenge,

3050
01:48:51,023 --> 01:48:52,823
so, therefore, I'm forced
to calculate the results

3051
01:48:52,825 --> 01:48:55,125
with their score

3052
01:48:55,127 --> 01:48:58,362
as an incomplete.

3053
01:49:02,567 --> 01:49:04,301
We have a victor.

3054
01:49:06,205 --> 01:49:07,004
Congratulations,..

3055
01:49:15,981 --> 01:49:18,415
No way!

3056
01:49:18,417 --> 01:49:19,783
What's that?

3057
01:49:25,491 --> 01:49:26,523
What's going on?

3058
01:49:26,525 --> 01:49:29,493
#What a feeling

3059
01:49:29,495 --> 01:49:30,894
#I am music now #

3060
01:49:30,896 --> 01:49:33,597
#Being's believing

3061
01:49:33,599 --> 01:49:35,866
Okay, calm down. Come on.

3062
01:49:35,868 --> 01:49:37,634
#Pictures come alive

3063
01:49:37,636 --> 01:49:40,270
#You can dance
right through your life #

3064
01:49:42,908 --> 01:49:45,476
#Take your passion

3065
01:49:45,478 --> 01:49:49,713
#And make it happen

3066
01:49:49,715 --> 01:49:52,049
#Pictures come alive

3067
01:49:52,051 --> 01:49:56,253
#You can dance
right through your life #

3068
01:49:56,255 --> 01:49:59,656
Yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes!

3069
01:49:59,658 --> 01:50:01,959
#What a feeling
Nice!

3070
01:50:05,797 --> 01:50:08,765
#What a feeling

3071
01:50:10,536 --> 01:50:13,003
Come on!

3072
01:50:13,005 --> 01:50:15,539
#Pictures come alive

3073
01:50:15,541 --> 01:50:17,007
#You can dance,..

3074
01:50:17,009 --> 01:50:19,743
Extra toppings
on this one, boss.

3075
01:50:19,745 --> 01:50:21,411
I see that.

3076
01:50:21,413 --> 01:50:22,846
#What a feeling

3077
01:50:22,848 --> 01:50:25,949
#I can really have it all #

3078
01:50:25,951 --> 01:50:27,518
#What a feeling,..

3079
01:50:27,520 --> 01:50:28,886
Yeah!

3080
01:50:30,022 --> 01:50:33,891
That's enough!

3081
01:50:36,661 --> 01:50:37,828
Yes, lovely theatrics,

3082
01:50:37,830 --> 01:50:38,962
but the jig is up.

3083
01:50:38,964 --> 01:50:40,130
It's too late.

3084
01:50:40,132 --> 01:50:41,698
Rules are rules, right, Chetty?

3085
01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:43,567
Yes. Rules are rules.

3086
01:50:44,969 --> 01:50:47,271
And the rules state
that every team has the right

3087
01:50:47,273 --> 01:50:50,107
until the announcement is made
to turn in their sales.

3088
01:50:50,109 --> 01:50:52,709
So, in spite of
Yes!

3089
01:50:52,711 --> 01:50:54,945
your lack of punctuality,
which is astounding,

3090
01:50:54,947 --> 01:50:57,247
I have no choice,..

3091
01:50:57,249 --> 01:51:01,485
but to accept this submission
and to recalculate.

3092
01:51:01,487 --> 01:51:02,853
Go ahead.

3093
01:51:02,855 --> 01:51:04,421
Recalculate.

3094
01:51:04,423 --> 01:51:06,757
One sale to a small
family pizza joint's

3095
01:51:06,759 --> 01:51:08,158
not gonna make
a difference anyway.

3096
01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:11,795
It does seem that Mr. Hawtrey
is correct once again.

3097
01:51:11,797 --> 01:51:12,930
Boom.

3098
01:51:12,932 --> 01:51:15,165
Oh.
The sales from one shop

3099
01:51:15,167 --> 01:51:18,902
on the last challenge are not
enough to put you in the lead.

3100
01:51:18,904 --> 01:51:20,337
I'm sorry, bud.

3101
01:51:21,906 --> 01:51:24,641
But,..

3102
01:51:24,643 --> 01:51:27,744
this is not one shop.

3103
01:51:27,746 --> 01:51:29,012
You see,

3104
01:51:29,014 --> 01:51:32,282
this,.. is
a blossoming franchise

3105
01:51:32,284 --> 01:51:35,786
with endless possibilities,
thanks to you.

3106
01:51:35,788 --> 01:51:37,621
And what you have done as a team

3107
01:51:37,623 --> 01:51:40,123
is connect to people

3108
01:51:40,125 --> 01:51:42,726
and connect those people
to information.

3109
01:51:42,728 --> 01:51:45,662
Which is what we do.

3110
01:51:45,664 --> 01:51:46,930
And more than that,

3111
01:51:46,932 --> 01:51:48,732
you had the courage to dream.

3112
01:51:48,734 --> 01:51:51,168
In spite of your obvious

3113
01:51:51,170 --> 01:51:54,638
and astonishing limitations,

3114
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:56,373
you never gave up on that dream.

3115
01:51:56,375 --> 01:51:57,374
No.

3116
01:51:57,376 --> 01:51:59,209
So,..

3117
01:51:59,211 --> 01:52:00,310
gentlemen,..

3118
01:52:01,279 --> 01:52:02,446
,..and lady,..

3119
01:52:02,448 --> 01:52:04,314
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hold on.

3120
01:52:04,316 --> 01:52:07,584
Chetty, no offense,
you're a glorified babysitter.

3121
01:52:07,586 --> 01:52:10,921
Let's get somebody down here
who actually means something.

3122
01:52:10,923 --> 01:52:12,789
I'm right here.

3123
01:52:12,791 --> 01:52:13,924
Terrific.

3124
01:52:16,762 --> 01:52:19,896
Graham, please meet
Mr. Anderson.

3125
01:52:19,898 --> 01:52:21,465
You know this guy?

3126
01:52:21,467 --> 01:52:23,000
I should think I do.

3127
01:52:23,002 --> 01:52:25,168
Andrew here is
the head of Search

3128
01:52:25,170 --> 01:52:28,071
a rather important position
here at Google.

3129
01:52:28,073 --> 01:52:29,940
Honest, it's an honor.

3130
01:52:29,942 --> 01:52:31,074
Look at you, Headphones.

3131
01:52:31,076 --> 01:52:32,643
A little mystery
behind the boy.

3132
01:52:32,645 --> 01:52:34,177
What? Howhow do you know him?

3133
01:52:34,179 --> 01:52:36,246
We were encouraged to reach out
to experienced Googlers.

3134
01:52:36,248 --> 01:52:38,115
Pretty simple.
Not a big mystery.

3135
01:52:38,117 --> 01:52:42,219
To reach out to other Googlers,
not just kiss their asses.

3136
01:52:42,221 --> 01:52:44,688
You see, these interns are

3137
01:52:44,690 --> 01:52:48,692
smart, collaborative, pretty,..

3138
01:52:48,694 --> 01:52:49,960
Thank you.

3139
01:52:49,962 --> 01:52:51,828
,..and just weird enough

3140
01:52:51,830 --> 01:52:53,830
to make them
interesting.

3141
01:52:53,832 --> 01:52:57,834
Also, they came together
as a team

3142
01:52:57,836 --> 01:52:59,903
to do something here.

3143
01:52:59,905 --> 01:53:03,373
Their Googliness
is truly off the charts.

3144
01:53:03,375 --> 01:53:05,609
Oh, my God, can you stop
with the "Googliness"?

3145
01:53:05,611 --> 01:53:07,411
Like, what does that
even mean?

3146
01:53:07,413 --> 01:53:10,247
The fact that you don't know
what it means

3147
01:53:10,249 --> 01:53:12,282
is why you will never work here.

3148
01:53:14,152 --> 01:53:18,121
Also, you just
made me use a bunch of words

3149
01:53:18,123 --> 01:53:19,990
in front of a
ton of people.

3150
01:53:19,992 --> 01:53:21,258
Look at me.

3151
01:53:21,260 --> 01:53:22,492
You're a real dick
for doing that.

3152
01:53:22,494 --> 01:53:23,727
Look at me again.

3153
01:53:23,729 --> 01:53:26,663
And I know your accent
is bullshit.

3154
01:53:26,665 --> 01:53:28,498
What?

3155
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:32,135
So,..

3156
01:53:34,906 --> 01:53:37,240
,..welcome to Google.

3157
01:53:40,745 --> 01:53:42,379
Yes! Yes!

3158
01:53:44,782 --> 01:53:46,583
Yes!

3159
01:53:53,225 --> 01:53:54,157
Boom!

3160
01:53:54,159 --> 01:53:57,761
I have a job!
I have a job!

3161
01:53:57,763 --> 01:53:59,296
Hey, why are you getting up?

3162
01:53:59,298 --> 01:54:02,199
I should be the winner.
I should be the winner!

3163
01:54:02,201 --> 01:54:03,800
Well, I hope
you're all happy.

3164
01:54:03,802 --> 01:54:05,402
What were you thinking?

3165
01:54:05,404 --> 01:54:07,938
Maybe if I had a team of equals
who contributed once in a while,

3166
01:54:07,940 --> 01:54:09,506
this never would
have happened.

3167
01:54:09,508 --> 01:54:11,842
What about you? What do you
have to say for yourself, eh?

3168
01:54:11,844 --> 01:54:13,176
Huh?

3169
01:54:13,178 --> 01:54:15,078
I think it's time
to fake an injury.

3170
01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:16,213
What are you talking about,
you fat,..

3171
01:54:18,317 --> 01:54:19,716
Man down!

3172
01:54:21,319 --> 01:54:24,054
Chetty, I appreciate
what you said back there.

3173
01:54:24,056 --> 01:54:26,456
I know you had us figured wrong
from the beginning.

3174
01:54:26,458 --> 01:54:28,558
He voted for you
from the beginning.

3175
01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:29,826
What?

3176
01:54:29,828 --> 01:54:32,596
Mr. Chetty was the deciding vote
on the intern committee.

3177
01:54:32,598 --> 01:54:33,864
I didn't have
a fancy education

3178
01:54:33,866 --> 01:54:35,198
like most of
the people here.

3179
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:38,268
I had to work hard
to get to where I am.

3180
01:54:38,270 --> 01:54:39,736
And I recognized
a similar tenacity

3181
01:54:39,738 --> 01:54:42,372
in you two gentlemen,
so I took a chance on you.

3182
01:54:42,374 --> 01:54:46,843
You did test my faith
a few times.

3183
01:54:46,845 --> 01:54:48,245
Basically, the entire time.

3184
01:54:48,247 --> 01:54:51,081
But I'm glad you
proved me right.

3185
01:54:51,083 --> 01:54:54,251
Chetty, thanks
for betting on us.

3186
01:54:55,920 --> 01:54:58,255
Good to see you.

3187
01:54:58,257 --> 01:54:59,356
Hey.

3188
01:54:59,358 --> 01:55:00,957
So it looks like
you're gonna be seeing

3189
01:55:00,959 --> 01:55:02,759
a lot more of me
around here.

3190
01:55:02,761 --> 01:55:03,960
So it does.

3191
01:55:03,962 --> 01:55:05,028
Congratulations.

3192
01:55:05,030 --> 01:55:06,696
Thank you.

3193
01:55:06,698 --> 01:55:07,931
Look, the
other night,..

3194
01:55:07,933 --> 01:55:09,766
It was fun.

3195
01:55:09,768 --> 01:55:10,801
Yeah, it was fun.

3196
01:55:10,803 --> 01:55:11,802
Right?

3197
01:55:11,804 --> 01:55:14,471
Yeah.

3198
01:55:16,407 --> 01:55:18,341
No regrets.

3199
01:55:18,343 --> 01:55:20,677
No.

3200
01:55:32,257 --> 01:55:35,225
All right, let's get
to that warm, fuzzy part.

3201
01:55:35,227 --> 01:55:37,694
Um, that's not
going to happen.

3202
01:55:37,696 --> 01:55:39,529
God, I love him even more.

3203
01:55:39,531 --> 01:55:41,731
He leaves it cold like that.
You know what I mean?

3204
01:55:41,733 --> 01:55:43,200
You keep playing hard to get,

3205
01:55:43,202 --> 01:55:45,101
you're gonna find yourself
all alone.

3206
01:55:45,103 --> 01:55:46,436
We're not gonna
have a beer together.

3207
01:55:46,438 --> 01:55:48,171
We're gonna have
about five of them.

3208
01:55:48,173 --> 01:55:49,172
We're equals now, my friend.
No, we're not.

3209
01:55:49,174 --> 01:55:50,473
Yes, we are.

3210
01:55:50,475 --> 01:55:51,942
No, we're not.
Let's go pick out

3211
01:55:51,944 --> 01:55:53,710
some other interns and shape
some diamonds in the rough.

3212
01:55:53,712 --> 01:55:55,378
Please stop following me.
Please stop talking to me.

3213
01:55:55,380 --> 01:55:56,546
We're gonna get drunk.

3214
01:56:04,388 --> 01:56:06,156
Have a great senior year, guys.

3215
01:56:06,158 --> 01:56:07,691
We'll keep your desk chairs
warm for you.

3216
01:56:07,693 --> 01:56:08,758
Team Lyle.

3217
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:09,993
Team Lyle!

3218
01:56:09,995 --> 01:56:11,795
That's the spirit.

3219
01:56:11,797 --> 01:56:14,297
YoYo! Come. Now.

3220
01:56:14,299 --> 01:56:15,665
Mom, I need a minute.

3221
01:56:15,667 --> 01:56:17,467
YoYo, I not go. We need to,..
Mom.

3222
01:56:17,469 --> 01:56:19,002
I'm saying goodbye
to my friends.

3223
01:56:19,004 --> 01:56:21,905
I'm taking a minute.

3224
01:56:21,907 --> 01:56:24,341
Okay?

3225
01:56:29,580 --> 01:56:31,281
Look who grew
an eyebrow, YoYo!

3226
01:56:31,283 --> 01:56:33,016
Come on!

3227
01:56:33,018 --> 01:56:34,918
All right, you riffraff,
get out of here.

3228
01:56:34,920 --> 01:56:36,152
See you down the road.
See you guys.

3229
01:56:36,154 --> 01:56:37,687
See you, bud.
Thank you, Captain.

3230
01:56:37,689 --> 01:56:40,190
Thank you, Big B.

3231
01:56:40,192 --> 01:56:41,558
Bye, guys.

3232
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:43,026
My Khaleesi.
My sun and stars.

3233
01:56:44,630 --> 01:56:47,197
What do you say? You want
to go get weird in a nap pod?

3234
01:56:47,199 --> 01:56:48,932
So, um, don't be a stranger.

3235
01:56:48,934 --> 01:56:50,800
Shoot me a text sometime.

3236
01:56:50,802 --> 01:56:51,935
Forget that.

3237
01:56:51,937 --> 01:56:54,204
I'm gonna come
see you in person.

3238
01:56:55,674 --> 01:56:57,474
Yeah, I'd like that.

3239
01:56:57,476 --> 01:56:58,508
Hey, guys, I grew
a pair of balls.

3240
01:56:58,510 --> 01:57:00,343
Did you see them?
You did!

3241
01:57:00,345 --> 01:57:02,012
You grew a big pair of balls, my man.
It was amazing.

3242
01:57:02,014 --> 01:57:03,313
They're touching my ankles.
Okay.

3243
01:57:03,315 --> 01:57:04,648
Well, that,..
we don't need that.

3244
01:57:06,450 --> 01:57:07,584
Hey, congratulations, guys.

3245
01:57:07,586 --> 01:57:09,519
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.

3246
01:57:09,521 --> 01:57:11,755
You know, I did get you
a little something.

3247
01:57:11,757 --> 01:57:12,555
Aw.

3248
01:57:12,557 --> 01:57:14,090
Not to get
too sentimental,..

3249
01:57:14,092 --> 01:57:15,992
Whoa! Whoa!

3250
01:57:15,994 --> 01:57:17,827
Look at this
high roller.

3251
01:57:17,829 --> 01:57:19,229
Busting out the
Pappy on me.

3252
01:57:19,231 --> 01:57:20,697
I figured
we earned a swig.

3253
01:57:20,699 --> 01:57:22,098
Mmhmm.

3254
01:57:22,100 --> 01:57:23,366
Hell of a summer, bud.

3255
01:57:23,368 --> 01:57:25,702
Hell of a summer.

3256
01:57:25,704 --> 01:57:27,671
#

3257
01:57:38,950 --> 01:57:40,917
#

3258
01:57:43,721 --> 01:57:45,021
#Doo wacko

3259
01:57:54,398 --> 01:57:55,632
#Here's to you, honey

3260
01:57:57,101 --> 01:57:59,703
#But I'm out of your league

3261
01:57:59,705 --> 01:58:01,771
#You're never gonna pass me

3262
01:58:03,140 --> 01:58:04,407
#'Cause I'm out
of your league #

3263
01:58:04,409 --> 01:58:06,409
#Your league, your league

3264
01:58:06,411 --> 01:58:07,911
#Lookie here, baby

3265
01:58:09,013 --> 01:58:10,447
#You're coming my way

3266
01:58:12,984 --> 01:58:14,818
#But I move like a landslide

3267
01:58:14,820 --> 01:58:17,654
#So get out of my way
and stay away #

3268
01:58:17,656 --> 01:58:20,957
#Up from the floor
on the count of ten #

3269
01:58:20,959 --> 01:58:25,295
#Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again #

3270
01:58:25,297 --> 01:58:27,097
#Up and down
and around again,.. #

3271
01:58:27,099 --> 01:58:28,098
British.

3272
01:58:28,100 --> 01:58:29,099
Listen, Professor,..

3273
01:58:33,771 --> 01:58:34,838
#All right

3274
01:58:36,140 --> 01:58:37,374
#Oohoohooh

3275
01:58:40,177 --> 01:58:42,312
#Oohoohooh, ow!

3276
01:58:42,314 --> 01:58:44,347
#Oohoohooh

3277
01:58:46,183 --> 01:58:48,585
#Time to learn a lesson

3278
01:58:48,587 --> 01:58:51,988
#Like Pavlov's dog

3279
01:58:51,990 --> 01:58:54,924
#If sameing isn't working

3280
01:58:54,926 --> 01:58:58,461
#Why don't you different
instead, instead, instead? #

3281
01:58:58,463 --> 01:59:01,331
#Like Samson and Delilah

3282
01:59:01,333 --> 01:59:03,366
#Attila and the Huns,..

3283
01:59:03,368 --> 01:59:04,534
Buddy, they can't see us, okay?
I understand that,

3284
01:59:04,536 --> 01:59:06,036
but here we go.
Go cheek to cheek.

3285
01:59:06,038 --> 01:59:07,570
Just go like I tell you.
Okay, don't interrupt me.

3286
01:59:07,572 --> 01:59:08,938
Put your cheek next to mine.
Yes.

3287
01:59:08,940 --> 01:59:10,640
Yeah, I get it. You got us?
Hi, my name is Billy.

3288
01:59:10,642 --> 01:59:11,841
Yeah, Nick Campbell.
Oh, good.

3289
01:59:11,843 --> 01:59:12,876
You can hear me.

3290
01:59:12,878 --> 01:59:14,944
#Oh, you get up

3291
01:59:14,946 --> 01:59:17,380
#You get down
and you try it again #

3292
01:59:17,382 --> 01:59:19,682
#Up and down and around again

3293
01:59:19,684 --> 01:59:23,319
#Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again #

3294
01:59:23,321 --> 01:59:25,789
#Round for round

3295
01:59:25,791 --> 01:59:29,359
#Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again #

3296
01:59:29,361 --> 01:59:32,028
#Hit the ground

3297
01:59:32,030 --> 01:59:34,931
#Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again #

3298
01:59:34,933 --> 01:59:38,034
#Oh, you get up, you
get down and you try it again #

3299
01:59:38,036 --> 01:59:41,004
#Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again #

3300
01:59:41,006 --> 01:59:44,641
#Oh, you get up, you
get down and you try it again. #

3301
01:59:47,111 --> 01:59:49,245
Guys, hi.

3302
01:59:49,247 --> 01:59:51,347
Hey.
So, what do you think?

3303
01:59:51,349 --> 01:59:53,917
Cosplay. What can you say?
I knew you'd love it.

3304
01:59:53,919 --> 01:59:55,185
Stuart totally
loves it, too, now.

3305
01:59:55,187 --> 01:59:57,020
You guys have fun.
Okay, great.

3306
01:59:57,022 --> 01:59:58,988
Don't worry about us.
We're having a great time.

3307
01:59:58,990 --> 02:00:00,090
Don't worry about us.
We're having fun.

3308
02:00:00,092 --> 02:00:02,392
Uhoh. Here we go.
Oh, hit it.

3309
02:00:02,394 --> 02:00:04,627
Classic Star Wars villain.
Looking on with Boba Fett. We're just observers.

3310
02:00:04,629 --> 02:00:06,796
We're just here to observe.
It's me!

3311
02:00:06,798 --> 02:00:08,598
Kevin.  What
the shit?  Shit.

3312
02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:10,467
Guys. Yeah.
Kevin!

3313
02:00:10,469 --> 02:00:11,868
What the hell
are you doing here?

3314
02:00:11,870 --> 02:00:14,537
Cosby. It's your
first time at Cosby?

3315
02:00:14,539 --> 02:00:16,573
Excuse me?
It's my new journey.

3316
02:00:16,575 --> 02:00:17,740
And I have you to thank.

3317
02:00:17,742 --> 02:00:19,476
You really pointed
some things out.

3318
02:00:19,478 --> 02:00:20,844
I was being a
jerk to people.

3319
02:00:20,846 --> 02:00:22,312
'Cause I was hurting inside.

3320
02:00:22,314 --> 02:00:24,214
Well, it takes a big man
to admit he's wrong, Kevin.

3321
02:00:24,216 --> 02:00:26,716
Good for you.
Anyway, I'm going to dive back into the fun.

3322
02:00:26,718 --> 02:00:28,618
Ooh, check out
this hot little number.

3323
02:00:28,620 --> 02:00:32,021
I don't know if it's a,..
Ewok or a space squirrel.

3324
02:00:32,023 --> 02:00:34,157
I can't wait to rip into that.

3325
02:00:34,159 --> 02:00:35,558
How do you know
who's underneath the mask?

3326
02:00:35,560 --> 02:00:37,160
Look, I don't know what's
underneath the hood,

3327
02:00:37,162 --> 02:00:38,728
and I don't give a shit.

3328
02:00:38,730 --> 02:00:40,096
I'm insatiable.

3329
02:00:40,098 --> 02:00:42,265
Now, if you excuse me,
old Boba Fett's

3330
02:00:42,267 --> 02:00:44,934
going to give this squirrel
a couple nuts to hide.

3331
02:00:44,936 --> 02:00:46,870
You know Boba Fett
he always fucked

3332
02:00:46,872 --> 02:00:48,938
the space squirrel
at the end of the movie.

3333
02:00:48,940 --> 02:00:50,874
Audience knew
it was coming.

3334
02:00:50,876 --> 02:00:52,375
Audience wanted it.

3335
02:00:52,377 --> 02:00:53,843
<b>subtitled by  <font color="#ff0080">SELVAHEMA</font></b>

3336
02:00:53,845 --> 02:00:57,514
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

3337
02:00:57,516 --> 02:01:01,017
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

3338
02:01:01,019 --> 02:01:04,687
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

3339
02:01:04,689 --> 02:01:08,291
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

3340
02:01:08,293 --> 02:01:10,126
#She's coming home to me

3341
02:01:10,128 --> 02:01:11,528
#Because I said

3342
02:01:11,530 --> 02:01:14,197
#"I'm lonely,
darling, please" #

3343
02:01:14,199 --> 02:01:16,199
#But instead of waiting

3344
02:01:16,201 --> 02:01:18,735
#I go flying off to you

3345
02:01:18,737 --> 02:01:21,704
#Why? #
#Well, just because

3346
02:01:21,706 --> 02:01:25,441
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

3347
02:01:25,443 --> 02:01:28,878
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

3348
02:01:28,880 --> 02:01:32,448
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

3349
02:01:32,450 --> 02:01:36,853
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

3350
02:01:42,793 --> 02:01:44,494
#I arrive when you're gone

3351
02:01:44,496 --> 02:01:46,362
#So I wait at your door

3352
02:01:46,364 --> 02:01:48,364
#You pull up
in some guy's car #

3353
02:01:48,366 --> 02:01:50,066
#Around 4:00

3354
02:01:50,068 --> 02:01:51,634
#I punch him, kiss

3355
02:01:51,636 --> 02:01:53,670
#And carry you inside

3356
02:01:53,672 --> 02:01:56,639
#Why? #
#Well, just because

3357
02:01:56,641 --> 02:02:00,176
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

3358
02:02:00,178 --> 02:02:03,780
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

3359
02:02:03,782 --> 02:02:07,150
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh,
ohoh, ohoh #

3360
02:02:07,152 --> 02:02:11,187
#Whoa, ohoh,
ohohoh, ohoh, ohoh #

3361
02:02:21,332 --> 02:02:24,601
#Oh, oh, oh, ow!

3362
02:02:24,603 --> 02:02:27,503
#Oh, baby, do you
like me that way? #

3363
02:02:27,505 --> 02:02:31,174
#There's something 'bout you
that makes me wanna say, yeah #

3364
02:02:31,176 --> 02:02:34,844
#I don't mind, I don't mind,
I don't mind, ow! #

3365
02:02:34,846 --> 02:02:38,214
#Oh, baby,
I like you that way #

3366
02:02:38,216 --> 02:02:40,450
#She's coming home to me

3367
02:02:40,452 --> 02:02:42,118
#Because I said

3368
02:02:42,120 --> 02:02:45,288
#"I'm lonely,
darling, please" #

3369
02:02:45,290 --> 02:02:48,691
#But instead of waiting

3370
02:02:48,693 --> 02:02:54,530
#I go flying off to you

3371
02:02:54,532 --> 02:02:56,499
#Why?

3372
02:02:56,501 --> 02:02:58,534
#Well, just because #

3373
02:02:58,536 --> 02:03:02,305
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh, ohoh,
ohoh ##Oh, I love you

3374
02:03:02,307 --> 02:03:06,376
#Whoa, ohoh, ohohoh, ohoh,
ohoh ##Oh, I love you.

3375
02:03:08,380 --> 02:03:10,346
#

3376
02:03:40,377 --> 02:03:42,345
#

3377
02:04:12,409 --> 02:04:14,377
#

3378
02:04:44,375 --> 02:04:46,342
#